The age-herald., 1898-10-26
MR. DOOLEY
 AND M'KINLEY
From the Chicago Journal.

q hear-r that Mack's in town," said
 Dooley.
 "Didn't ye see him?" asked MT. Hen messy.
 "Faith, did notp' said Mir Dooley. "If
 'tis meetin' me he's afther, all he has to do is to get on a ca-ar and r-ride out to num- Der nine-double-naught-nin Archey r-road, an stop whin he sees tn sign iv tn Tip prary Boodweiser Brewin company. I'm here from in the mornin till midnight,
 an tn r-rest of tn time I'm in the back
 room in tn arms iv Or-rphyus, as Hogan says. Don't rap-come in. Tn president is
 as welcome as amy rayspictable married
 man. I will give him a chat an a dhrink f'r 15 cints an as we're not, as a frind iv mine in tn grocery and pothry business says, intirely a commercial an industreel nation, if he has tn sicrety iv the threas- ury with him I'll give him two fir 25 cints, which is tn standard iv value among civil ized nations tn wurruld over. Prisidint iv tn United States, says ye? Well, I'm prisidint iv this liquor sthore, firm tn pitcher iv tn Chicago fire above tn wash stand in tn back room to tn dure step. Beyond that belongs to tn polisman on the bate. An Amurricans home, as one iv tn potes says, is his castle till tn morgege falls due. An divvil fut will I put out iv this dure to see eer a prisidint, prince or potentate firm tn czar iv Rooshia to tn king iv Boolgharia. There's Prisidint Mack at tn aujitotoroom, an here's Prisidint Dooley at e-double-naught-nine an tn tenth iv tn sthreet between thim. Says he: Come over to tn hotel an see me- Says I: If ye find ye-erself thrun firm ca-ar ;v, fhpra ye ar-re.
 "I may niver see him. may go to me grave without gettin an eye on tn wan man besides meself that don't know what tn turin policy iv tn United States is goin' to be. An he, poor man, whin some wan asts him: Did ye iver meet Dooley:' I'll have, to say: No; I had tn chanst wanst, but me accursed pride kept me from vistin him.
 ''I r-read his speeches, though, an know what he's doin'. Some iv thim ar-re gr-reat. He attinded tn banket given be tn Pros purity Brigade at tn hotel where he's | stoppin'. Twas a magnificent assimblage l iv tn laborin clases costin' fifteen dollars | a plate, an on'y disturbed whin well-to- | do gintleman in tn dhry goods business l had to be thrun out fir takin' kick at a | waiter. I r-read be tn papers that whin Mack come in he was rayceived by tn gathering with shouts iv approval. Tn proceedins was opened with prayer that Providence might r-remain undher tn pro- l lection iv tn administhra tion. Tn sicrety l iy tn threasury followed with a gran | speech highly commindin' tn action iv tn | threasury department durin tn late war, | but say he, I cannot he says so Tar forget myself, he says, 'as not to mintion, | he says that he says, if it hadn't been | fir tn sublime pathretism an courage, he says, if tn gintleman whom we honor, he | says in putin me on tn foorce,' he says, I might not be here tonight he says. ''Yh, sicrety iv tn threasury was follow | eA be'ath, Gin'ral Shafter. 'Gintlemen, l saks he, it gives me- he says, great pleas l ure,' he says, to be prisint in tn mist iv I so many ana So various vittles he says. .Iv coorse,so he says, I re-elize me own | gT-reat worths he says, but he says, T wud have to- be more than human, he says, to overlook tn debt iv gratichood, | he says, .th' counthry owes,' he says, to l tn man whose foresight, wisdom an pru- dence brought me forrard at such an op- | porchune time.' he says. 'Gintlemen,' he says, 'onleSs ye have lived in tn buck board fir months on tn parched deserts iv Cubia. he says, 'ye little know what a pleasure it is,' he says, to to dhrink.' he says, to tn author iv our bein' here he l says. An Gin-ral Miles wint out an punched tn bellboy. Mack Prose up in a | perfect hurcane iv applause an says he: | .Gintlemen,' he says, 'an' fellow heroes. he says, I alone shud not have tn credit iv this gloryous victhry. They ar-re others. | GA voice: 'Shafter' Another voice: Gage. Another voice: Dooley.D But I pass to a more conganial line iv thought. he says. We have just emerged frm a turrible war, he says. 'Agin,' he says, 'wear-re united | union,' he says. No north, he says, | mo south, no east he says, | no west. No north east point, east he | says. The inimies iv our country has | been cr-rushed, he says, 'or is stuck down | in Floridy with his rigimint talkin'.' he | says, his helish docthrines to tn allygo- | tars,' he says. "Th' nation is wanst more l at peace undher tn gran gol standard, | he says. Now he says. tn question is | what shall we do with tn fruits of vic | thry? he says. GA voice. Can thim.) Our | duty to civilization commands us to be ur | an doin,' he says. 'Wear-re bound,' he | says, toto reelize our destiny, whativer it l may be- he says We can not tur-rn back, | he says, tn hands iv the clock that, even l as I speak, he says, Is r-rushin through | th' hear-rats iv men,, he says, dashin' it's | spray against tn star iv liberty, an hope | an no north, no south, no east, no west | but steady purpose to do tn best we can | considerin' all tn circumstances iv tn | case,' he says. T hope I have made tn 1 matther clear to ye,' he says, 'an' with 1 these few remarks he says, T will tur-rn tn job over to destiny he says, which is l sure to lead us iver on, an back an forth | united an happy people, lvin',' he says 1 undher an administration that, thanks to l our worthy prisidint an his cap-ble an | earnest advisers. is second to none. he | says"
 | "What do you think ought to be done
 with tn fruits iv victhry?" MT. Hennessy l asked.
 'Well,' said MT. Dooley, Eff twas up to | me, I'd eat what was r-ripe an give what | wasn't r-ripe to tn 'inimy. An I guess l that's what Mack means."
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