The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-08-27
DooIey on the Rampage.

IF they don't catch up with him pretty
SOON said Mr.. DooIey according to the
Chicago Journal, he'll fight his way ar
round this wurruld an come out through
Bar-Saloona or Cades."
Who's that?" asked Mr. Heunessy.
Me cousin George, no less" said Mr..
Dooley. q suppose We think tn war Is
over an peace rayturned JUS because
Tiddy Rosenfelt is back home agin an
tn sojers are hungry in New York stead
We in Sandago. That's where ye're wrong,
me buckle TIL war is not over til Cousin
George stops fighting. Tn Spanyards
have had enough, but among thrue lightin
men il don't make amy diff renee what I'll
ieeln's ~ tbs la-ad underneath may be-
lis WhiG tn man on top has had his fill
iv fghtin' that IN throuble's over, an be
the look iv things, Cousin George has
begun to take tay.
"Wh!n me frind, Mack concluded twas
time fr US 10 stop fightin' n begin skin
ming each other in what Hogan calls "Th
Marts " Trade, We thought that ended it,
So did Mack. He says, says he: Let us
nave peace he says, an Mark Hanna
came out iY tn cellar, where he's been
since Cousin George PRESENTED his com
plments TO tn Philippines an wud they
prefer TO be kilt or dhrowrded, an pro-
posals was made to bond tn Cuban path
rites an all III deuces in tn deck began
10 look like face car-rds again whin sud-
IDENTIFY there comes a message firm Cousin
George:
" L pursooance w ordhers that niver
come he says, today tn squadron und-
| her my command knocked tn divle out
| Nv tn fortihcations iv tn Philippines, bonn
barded the city, an locked up tn insur-
gent Gin'raL The gov'nor got away be
swimmin aboord a Dutch ship, an tn
fnh l. n
| attind to IN Dutchman some Afternoon
Whin l have nawthin' else to do. I'm
settin' in the palace with me feet on tn
pianny Write soon. 1 wont get it. So
no more at prisent, firm yeer o frind an
well-wisher, George Dooley.'
How ARE they goin' to stop him -?
says Hennessy.
Hoy ARE they goin' to stop him?
There's Mack on tn shore, bawlin' ord
hers, Come back he says, come back, 1
command ye,' he says. George, come
back he says, til war is over he says.
We're at peace with tn wurruld,' he says.
| George he says, George, be a good fell
low he says. Lave up on him. he says.
| 'Hivins an earth, he's batin' that poor
Spanyard with a PAWN block. George,
George, We break me hear-rt,' he says.
But George Dooley, he gives tn wink
to his frinds, an says he What's that
man yellin' on tn shore about? He says,
1<OuhSI AS says. can near We, lie
| says Sing it, he says. Write it TO me
on postal Card at Mahdrid he says.
Don't stop me now he says. This is me
! busy day. he says, an away he goes with
a piece iv lead pipe in wan hand an a
| couplin' pin in tn other.
'Whatn we do with him? We can't
catch up with him. He's goin' too fast.
Macks a week behind him iv'ry time he
! stops anywhere. He has sthrung a
throlley acrost tn Islands an he's climbn-
| mountains with his fleet. TIL on'y thing 1
see, Hinnissy, that Mack can do is to go
east an meet him comm r-round. If he
| hurries he'll sthrike him some where in
| Rooshia of Boohlgahria, an say TO him:
| George, tn war . over. Wont We come
home with me-? I think he'll listen to
| reason.
Il think a man ought to stop fightin'
whin tn war is ended" said Mr.. Hennessy.
Il dinnaw about that" said Mr.. Dooley.
| ''He started without askin' our Fave, an
l don't see what we've got to do with tn
way he finishes. IT'S a tur-rble thing to be
a man iv high sperrits, an not to know
| whin tn other fellows licked.'