Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1898-09-29
sooPNooDLE on ROUND ROBINS.

Il soc ply Ger NEWSPAPERS in" said Mr..
Soopnoodle, lighting n fresh stogie, II
see DOT dare is der deifes own Tod uf
wridIng aboud der leedle round robin
prd. Dit you know anyings abouid dis
round robin pird, Dietrich?'
well" answered Mir. Dinkelspiel. 81
hat nod der supshcckt much attention
gifen. alrctty, and subbosc "A round robin
he is somcdng like Il read pird, YETI
wen, / will tolt you yust vot | inter
stoot abcuid id py reading in der news
babers." sad MIR Suopnoodle Der
round robin pird vas fairst discofered in
Koouah by Tetty Loosefelt. Adj der dime
viCh III h1bbened Tctty Loosefelt vas ould
shooting Spinnish snipe init his Rough
Riders. ind dare Kraker Jacker rifles. yet.
Al uf Sudden Tetty Looscfelt stobhed
snooding una no set sent der coog hcre!'
Den der coog he came Uuid uf der buffers
pantry ware he vas Cooging breakfast ON
der gas stole. "Not hat YOU for preak-
fast. yet? set Tetty Roosevelt. pig"
set der Coog "Not clses?' set Tctty Loose
felt. Fat bacon" set der cocg. 'Not
more also?' set Tetty Roosevelt. Ham" set
der toog. Haf you nuddnss more" set
Dettv Loosefelt. We haf some pork set
der coog. Vel, i'd is dime to haf a change
set Tetty Loosefelt; bring me der salt,
yet" Una der coog brought ouid der
salt. Den Tetty Loosefct he vent ouid
und pud dot salt on der round robins
a.,
und der Rough Riders vent home uud hat
subbcr NIT "a round robin pot pie. Den
Chcneral Shafter he vas ouid INSPECTING
der gas meters in der camp und his suS-
piciors ware aroused py der fairness uf
der Rough Riders Den he vent in der
kitchen to investigate. und he saw dot
round robin pot pie on a pladc, und he
eksolaimed. who killed Cock Robin?
T. set Tetty Loosefclt. init my Kraker
Jackcr rifles. ! killed Cock Robin Ven,
you are discharged set Chcneral Shafter
= You can discharge der rifles. bud YOU
canned discharge me-. scd Tctty Loose.
felt, und all der Rough Riders laughed
because he vas der colonel Der
Chen,ral Shafter he sent leddcl
TO Choucral Alger. und he SET
In dct leoder; Dear Ruz2le Alger-
Sir: | refuse to cabdur Sandy DagC
unless you make Tetty l.oosefclt stot
, pudding salt on der tail of der round rob
ms, vich der round robins are very useful
to cad ub der army vurms. Yours init
! luff. Nillum Shafter,' Den Cheneral Al
ger he sent special delfery ledder tC
Chen"ral Shaftcr, vich i'd set: My dear
Nllum: Uoan'd worry; General Miles vii
nod -upelcecd you. und you haf my Der
mission to sid on him. Alder you sid OF
, him tell me Vich hosbidal Is he in. | an
4, sorry to heard dot abouid Tctty Loosefelt
d, vot he will nod pay addention to der game
+, laws. und will nod stob pudding salt or
= der round robins ply dare tails, yet. W
viii got square NIT him ven We ged hin
home. We will nod led him parade nit hi
Rough Riders. vich is der mosd horribl,
. punishment | can find in der articles II
' Var. Yours NIT luff. Ruzzle. y. S.--Tel
= der commissary department TO hide de
- salt Den Tetty Loosefelt he vent Il
. New York und Tom Plat tolt him uf h.
y would parade ub Broadway he would le,
: him run for goernor, und Tetty Loosefel
= set In a minute" Den Cheneral Alger h
D set. Dare III be no parading. nod uf
know myself FREDDY veil yet! Den Chen
eral Miles he vent to der President un,
. he set: Mac, / would like to haf der sol
= cheers parade before der cidizenS uf New
- York und der connectisCopes Are you mi
!. me? Al right Algernon! You can ha
- dryding you want, Cheneral Miles, So
, der President Den Cheneral Alger, VIII
=, vas hsdoning pehind der door, he chump
i ed in a buggy und drofe ouid in der coun
-. dry so der policements would nod hear hr
>. svare. IND dot Is how der madden stants
!, Dietrich. | dnk vot id is a tam lod II
10 trouble to make aboud a leedle roun
robin vch has no more social position de
Il sparrow"
Il agree init YOU" said Mr., Dinkelspic
~ and they stroled off TO the Rathskcller t
> play pinochle.-Hobart in the Baltimor
>. American.