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Not Doing the Worrying.

II have made a discovery" said Mr..
Billtops, "and that is that there is like
ly to be some one person in a household
that does all the worrying. There may
be others that fret, and very likely fret
over trifing things, but the real worry
ing over things that have got to be done
and got to be looked after is usually all
done by one person. The person that
does the worrying in my house is Mrs.
Billtops. The children and myself and
all hands lean on her and expect her to
do everything. don't know, but ] sort
of think, that we expect her to provide
things whether we have any money or
not, and she certainly does seem to
make everything come out all right
somehow.
CHOW, as a rule, among men the man
who does the worrying gets paid for it.
He is usually the man at the head OF an
enterprise or a concern or department,
or whatever it may be, who is able to
do the work and willing to take the care
and responsibility Of it. Those under
him may pile their cares upon him,
and he shoulders them-many a man
easily. There are, thank goodness, plen-
ty If men that don't shy at responsible
ity.
but these men get paid for what
they do, and Mrs. Billtops does not UNI
less she counts my appreciation as some
thing. The children don't realize what
she does. They expect it. And, as for
me, the silent partner, if 4 don't stand
up aud take the knocks, I think ought
at least to put in more capital. New
York Sun,
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CHICAGO LIMITED.
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LIMITED.
Eastbound, No.

Trains Nos. 3 and 4, running tri-
weekly In each direction between Chi
cago and Los Angeles, carry only first
class Vestibuled Pullman Sleepers, a
Understanding car, containing gentle
mems buffet, reading and smoking room,
and barber shop, and an observation
a with commodious parlor for ladies
and children; electric lights throughout
the entire train.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE.
Nos. ! and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, eastbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 90 is a local train between FL Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
erature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
H. s. LuTz. Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
w. J. Black, G. P. A.,
Topeka. Kas.
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Vice For Sale.

"Several good religious people, says
the Louisville Commercial, "who are
accustomed to drive out the Browns
boro road, were considerably shocked
the other morning when on passing a
blacksmith shop at the edge Of the town
they were brought face to face with a
large sign, Vice For Sale Here. One old
lady, who has for years been identified
with philanthropic and charitable work,
wal especially indignant. Purely in the
interests Of society she undertook to
discover just what particular style Of
evil was for sale. Entering the shop
with her nose high in the air, she APP
preached the proprietor. Man. she
said. 4 understand you have vice for
sale here The brawny blacksmith fell
back before the incarnation Of naughty,
offended virtue. Yes, ma'am,' he re-
piled weakly. H. went on the woman
austerely, Jam a member Of the Society
For the Suppression Of Vice, and I wish
TO see what form Of the deadly sin you
have.' The man turned and led the way
to the back Of the shop, where a steel
wise was screwed to a workbench.
There it is, ma'am, and the very best
steel too. It's dead cheap at $780, She
has not yet recovered"
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ally dead. The young woman to whom
the future is a dreary waste, the young
wife who is a helpless, nervous invalid,
the mother whose babes are a burden in
stead of a blessing,-all these, unless they
take the right measures to recover their
health, are better lead than living. In the
majority of cases these ghosts of women
owe their condition TO weakness and dis
ease of the distinctly feminine organism.
Frequently they have been deceived by
the incorrect diagnosis of some obscure
physician and do not understand the true
nature of their trouble. 1t only costs a
two-cent postage stamp for a woman to
write and describe her condition to DR..
r. v. Pierce, an eminent and skilful special
ist. for thirty years chief consulting phys
ician to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical
Institute of Buffalo, N. Y. He will answer
letters from ailing wonen without charge.
He is the discoverer of DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription, the greatest OF all
known medicines for women. 1t acts
directly on the delicate organs concerned
in maternity and makes them strong,
healthy and vigorous. 1t banishes the in
dispositions of the anxious period and
makes baby's coming easy and almost
painless. 1t cures all disorders and dis
placements and checks exhausting drains.
previous to motherhood my wife was very
sick, " writes Dennis H. Connolly, Esq. of Clear
Water, Wright Co., MINI. 1.-Two bottles of DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription made her well
and strong"
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure bill
iousness and constipation. One a dose
They never grippe.
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HE SMOOTHEST TRAIN IN THE
JrNTuNIrn CIR TITG


on Sunday, November 20, the Bur
lington Route made a radical change in
the schedule of the Chicago Special, its
finest and fastest Denver Chicago train.
Heretofore, this train has left Denver
in the morning-immediately after the
arrival of D. & r.. G. and Colorado Mid
lane trains from the west. 1t now
leaves at $40 p. m, arriving at Omaha
at Chicago at S:l5 p, m the same day.
In other words, it uns 1,046 mics in
29l5 hours-an average rate of speed of
about SO miles an hour. There are not
half a dozen long-distance trains in the
United States which are scheduled fast
er than So miles an hour. And there is
not one-not a single one-which has as
good "A record as the Chicago Special
for being ION time all the time"
The equipment of the Chicago Special
consists of one sleeping car, one din
ing car, one library and two
chair cars. The cars are of the
newest design. and have been
in service less than six months.
All Of them have the new wide vesti-
bule, and are lighted with Pintsch gas.
The sleeper is upholstered in peacock
blue, and contains twelve sections and
a drawing-room. The toilet rooms are
unusually roomy-a circumstance to
which much of the trains popularity is
due.
In each of the two reclining chair
cars are seats for Sc persons, ladies' and
gentlemen's toilet-rooms with soap,
marble wash-basins, comb, brush,
towels, and an abundance of water,
both hot and cold, and a smoking-room
upholstered in leather.
OF the eleven dining-cars operated by
the Burlington Route, none is finer than
that on the Chicago Special. It is as
bright as a new pin. The linen is spot
lessly clean, the service is prompt, and
on every table is a gorgeous bouquet of
the waiter affixes to your coat when you
have finished your meal. Best of all,
the a-la-carte plan prevails-you only
| pay for what you order.
The library car is the mems favoritt
retreat. 1t is a veritable clubhouse OF
| wheels, a place where comfort reigns
supreme, and where the necessity fol-
exerting ones self is reduced to a min
imum. If you want anything-today's
paper, the monthly magazines, a cigar,
a bottle of apollinaris, or a pillow
| press a button and the smiling attend-
| ant brings it to you.
The Denver Republican calls the Chi
| cago Special the "smoothest train in
the United States" The phrase de-
scribes it to a nicely. 1t is a smooth
train-inside and out. It's furnishings
are in admirable taste, and the track
over which it glides is perfection itself
| Fortunate is the traveller who goes east
on it. Kings fare 10 better when they
travel, than he.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-29
Our New Tropical Possessions.

When the new order of things is cs-
tablished in the Philippine islands, there
is likely to be a great rush TO Uncle
Sans latest possessions. There will be
a scramble for wealth similar to that
which occurred when the Klondike gold
fields were discovered. No matter what
business a man is engaged in, he thinks
more of his purse than of his health but
wealth is worthless without good health
to enjoy it. Hostetter's Stomach Bltters
is needed by nearly everybody. Rich
and poor are cured by it of constipation,
dyspepsia, general debility and malarial
fevers. Women who are nervous, men
who are overworked, people whose nights
are sleepless, should take these world
famous Bitters if they wish to be cured.
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". You will find your affinity some

later. You will find your affinity some
day"
(Which of us do you mean?" asked
Bass resentfully.
Cloth of YOU" said Cheedle.
"If both of us find any affinity, there
will be trouble" said /.
"You understand me- he said. "But
surely you are not drinking brandy and
soda?"
at would seem So" | replied with
hauteur.
cat this time of day."
"Or any time said /.
"You shouldn't, you know" he said.
"It's awfully bad for Your inside"
"After all, it is my inside" l retort-
ed.
"The stomach began Cheedle.
"The stomach" said I, sis no doubt
a very necessary part of the human
body. But as a tonic of conversation it
fails to interest me-"
"When you are married - said
Cheedle.
"When l am married, 2" said l, II
shall try to conceal the ravages of inev-
liable deterioration"
"You will be very interesting"
II shall be unique" said I.
"There's an argument in favor OF
marriage" said he.
"'A fox, being caught in d steel trap
by his tail, said I solemnly, was glad
to compound for his escape with the
loss of it, but upon coming abroad into
the world he began to be sensible of the
disgrace'"-
Sometimes, said Cheedle critical.
iy, "you approximate slightly to the
ass"
"You don't approximate, " retorted.
"You are the ass, pure and exceedingly
simple"
II am too happy to quarrel with you.
Phil" lie said, laughing, "even if
had time. l just dropped in to leave my
address and to ask you to come and be
introduced to my wife. She is dying to
know you. You see, she has heard SC
much about you"
"What has she heard?" asked, some.
what startled.
ooh, only what I have told her.
have edited you, you know"
IT will come tomorrow" said l, ''i1
I may bring my pipe"
"She smokes cigarettes herself, said
he. Tam teaching her. The mater says
she doesn't know what the modern wo.
men are coming to. tell her hope
they are coming to stay. Nell puts down
all my smart things in her diary"
elias she put that down?' I 8 asked.
"Of course" said he.
"I'm afraid she loves you very much, y
said !.
II believe she does" said he. evil
you come-dinner at 1880, and whatev.
or you like afterward?"
81 will come" said l.
He ran away, and 1 turned to Bass.
"He bears up we'll" said I.
eyes" said Bass. "She is rather
nice, you know"
"Ihope he edited me very carefully,
said I slowly. Plain Dealer
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From New Zealand.

Reefton. New Zealand, Nov. 90, 1896.
I am very pleased to state that since
I took the agency OF Chamberlain's
medicines the sale has been very large
more especially of the Cough Remedy
In two years l have sold more of this
particular remedy than Of all other
makes for the previous five years. As
to it's efficacy, l have been informed by
scores of persons of the good results
they have received from it, and know it's
value from the use of it in my own
household. 1t is so pleasant to take
that we have to place the bottle beyond
the reach of the children,
E. j. SCANTLEBURE.
Eor Sa1n Inv A G.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-29
A Sure Sign of Group.

Hoarseness in a child that is subject
to Group is a sure indication of the APP
proach of the disease. If Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy is given as soon as the
child becomes hoarse, or even after the
croupy cough has appeared, it will pre-
vent the attack. Many mothers who
have croupy children always keep this
remedy at hand and find that it saves
them much trouble and worry. 1t can
always be depended upon and is pleas
ant to take. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-29
The Best Plaster.

A piece of flannel dampened with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound on
to the affected parts is superior to any
plaster. When troubled with a pain in
the chest or side, or a lame back, give it
a trial. You are certain to be more
than pleased with the prompt relief
which it affords. Pain Balm S also a
certain cure for rheumatism. For sale
by A, G.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-29
PLEADINGS


(Eorms to conform to Code)
Pattison's Forms Of Pleading,
under the Missouri Code, have
been placed with the New Mex
loan Printing Co. for sale.
A complete and comprehensive
book Of forms, adopted to the
new Code of Civil Procedure
now In effect In New Mcxi 20.
Part 1. Ordinary Proceedings
In Courts of Record. Part Q.
Attachments Certiorari Garn-
lshment; Habeas Corpus; In
junction; Mandapus; Meohan-
los Lien; Prohibition; Quo
Warranto and Replevin. Part
8. Miscellaneous. Covering Ad-
vsrtisements; Af1davits: Arbi-
tratlons; Assignments; Deposit
tions; NaturalizatiOns, etc.. etc.
Bound In full law sheep. De-
livered ut any p~ostofice In New
Mexico upon receipt OF pub.
lisher's price, $500. Purchasers
name printed on the book free
Of cost. Address New Mexican
Printing Company, Santa Fe.
N. N.
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Tn 1897 Mr.. Thomas Mcintosh. of AL

In 1897 Mr.. Thomas Mcintosh, Of AL
entown, Tenn, had IN attack of dysen-
terry which became chronic. Il was
treated by the best physicians in East
Tennessee without a cure" he says.
FINALLY I tried ~Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. After
using about IL bottles l was cured
sound and we'll" For sale by A. G.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-29
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 4212.]
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ.

Homestead Entfy NO. 4ll1.J
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ.
Nov. II, 1885,
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Fl, 1898, viz: Cesario Lujan for the
e X sw 4, W u Sc Il. sec. 6. tip. IS IL, + II g.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon ana cultiVa'
ton of said land, Wit.
Santiago Lujan, Albino Gonzales, Alcario
Armijo, of Pecos, n. NJ. Jesus Gonzales y
MANUEL r. OTE.o,
Receiver.
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A Fine Morning.

"Fine morning, your worship" at.
fably remarked the man who had been
arrested the night before for being
drunk and disorderly.
"Yes, indeed, responded the justice,
"ouite a fine morning-in fact. a $40
fine morning. boston Traveller.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-29
No Gentleman.

Did l understand you to say that dress
you admired so much today was a dream
inquired Mr.. Smokehart.
Well, he proceeded very kindly, you
keep your mind on it when you go to
sleep tonight, and maybe you will dream
one of your own.
-WaShinptOn Star
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Notice For Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 4036.l

LAND OFFICE AT N FE, N. NJ.
Nov. z, 1893. :
Notice ia hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to make final proof In support Of his claim,
register or receiver at Santa Fe, N. M. on De-
cember 10, 1898, viz: Jose Apodaca for the
NV u of sec. 8. tp. 16 n, r 10 e.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residenceupon and cultivation
of said land, viz:
Teodoro Abeyta, Simon Apodaca, Alexandra
Abeyta, Tomas Abeyta, Of Santa Fe, N. M.
MANUEL r. OTERO,
Register.
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Sterilization in the Country.

Don't you know it's against the law to
pour that water into the milk? said a
passer-by.
I'm only trying to drown the microbes,
Sir, said the milkman, with a smile.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-29
Rather Cleverly Explained d.

Mother suspecting that some of the
presents have already been 'pawned
And where is that pretty mantel clock?
Daughter-Well, you see, it was a
French clock, andAt4eorge could
quite understand it,.
The Jewellers Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-29
Test.

"Before she married old Klondiker she
tried to get him to insure his life"
"He is wealthy enough, isn't he?"
"Oh, yes, but she wanted to know if an
insurance company would take him.
Brooklyn Life.
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Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 1904.

November Is, 1893. !
Notice IL hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
and that said proof will Be made before the
Register or Receiver at Santa Fe, N. M, on
January 4, 1899, viz: Nemecio Armijo. for the
g Il NV Y, W n ne u, sec. Q, tip. II n, r 10 e.
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
Of said land, ylz:.
Meiesio Sails, Sisto Manzanares, Jesus Ma.
MANUEL II. OTERO,
Register.
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For sale by A. G. Ireland.
One Drawback.

1 have splendid a ear for music, said
the complacent young man.
Yes, answered Miss Cayenne, regret
fully, but you don't sing with your ear.
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-29
Bankruptcy Law
War Revenue Law

Copies of the two laws, published in
separate pamphlets, with marginal and
foot notes and exceptionally complete
index. for sale at The New Mexican.
Price: Bankruptcy law, 50 cents; rev.
enue law, 25 cents.
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A Disappointed Pessimist.

Mr.. Junks looks ven more dismal
than usual since his marriage.
Yes; he must have found welded life
less annoying than he expected.
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-29
Why She Did It.

Why is it, they asked that your let
your husband have his own way in every
thing?
Because, she replied, | like to have
someone to blame when things 60 wrong.
Chicago Post.
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A Cinging Delusion.

What is force of habit, ma.
Force of habit? Well, it is the way
your father keeps on thinking he is not
fat, after he has had to have a special
porch chair made for him.-Puck.
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Coercion.

"My next door ~neighbor sent word to
me to oil my lawn mower
"Did you do it?'
Eyes; he said if l didn't he'd buy his
wife a parrot. Chicago Record.
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END OF CHEEDLE.

ed a man named Bass:
"Where is Cheedle:"
"He is married." said Bass.
II mean Joe Cheedle," I explained.
"Joseph Saunders Cheedle."
"Yes, he is married."
"How did it happen?" l asked.
"Oh, it was quite a premeditated at.
fair" said Bass. II knew all about it
two days before it came off"
"Tell me the worst" said I, sitting
down.
"She is rather a nice girl" said Bass.
"Her name is-that is, was-Nelly
Marsh"
II know her, "~Igroaned. SIS he mar
ried much?"
"Oh, frightfully, "Bass replied. "He
never comes here now"
elias be been like it long,"
"He came back from the honeymoon
just a month ago."
"Have you seen him lately?"
"Saw him the night before last"
"How did he seem?"
"Wonderfully cheerful, l thought,
considering"
"Duplicity," said I.
HE says he pities single Johnnies.
"Bravado," I murmured.
'"And that if he had his time over
again he would do just the same"
"He was never one to profit by expe-
rience," Il remarked. And 1 added,
"Poor old Joel"
Sometimes l almost envy him."
said Bass.
my dear Bass!",
~"After all, he is at rest"
sis at rest?" I wondered.
"What will you have?' asked Bass.
II will have an explanation from
him." I replied.
IT mean," said he, "what will you
have to drink"
"Gall would be appropriate, ?" said l.
"Two brandies, with a small soda
split" said Bass to Louis, the waiter.
II am sorry now that I went to
Paris, I observed.
zone often u.s." sighed Bass.
"If l had stood by him this might
never have occurred"
"That is what we all said. Why did
you go?"
II went to seek forgetfulness."
II heard all about that affair."" said
Bass alphabetically. I'VE all thought
she behaved
"Like a woman" I INTERCEPTED bit
terly.
"Yes-shamefully," said he.
sis she''-
"Not yet" he replied. "But 1 hear
it is to be soon."
IT hope she will be as happy-as
happy as she deserves to BIZ" said I.
"You should be more charitable"
said Bass. "You should remember that
she is a woman"
II have not forgotten it," cried.
"Is yours Miss
"Not yet" said he. "But it is i'm.
m~inent."
"What sort Of a man is he?"
"Quite an inferior brand"
Beautiful women are invariably un-
fortunate in their husbands" said I.
"Thank you, old chap" said Bass.
''Or are you being ironioal?"
"Two brandies and a small soda split,
sir" murmured Louis.
We slipped gloomily.
1.-THE ranks thin woefully FAST" said
Bass. "There's Jewson gomez
"He fell at Dieppe."
"There's OVERS"
"And Wigraml"
"And Hansel, and now C~heedle."
Covers" said !, deserved q better
fate. Of Hansel it would be kinder not
to speak,"
"The old guard" sighed Bass. "Do
you remember Migrants last words?"
"Brave words"
"And the occasion?"
1--WE were supping at verrey's."
"How did he put It'll"
"'There are two kinds Of burial-in.
terment and marriage he said. And
six weeks later the wedding bells rang
out his requiem"
A footstep sounded behind US, and a
voice exclaimed:
"Hello. you fellows. What are you
looking SO blue about?" I turned and
confronted Cheedle. II heard you had
returned, he said. "How are your"
II am free" / answered.
II see you know all about it, was
his unblushing rejoinder. well, it is
what we must all come to sooner or
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Notice for Publication
Homestead Entry No. 4803.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ.
November %, 1898.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice of his intention
to make final proof In support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver at Santa Fe; n. NJ, on
the e x sw n, W u Sc a, sec. 9, tip. lin, r 10 g.
he names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence pom and cultiva-
tion of said land, viz:
Melesio Sais, Sisto Manzanares. Jesus Ma.
Refugio Sails, of Santa Fe, N. M.
MANUEL r. OTERo, Register.
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Accommodating.

''Will you take a chair, sir?"
"Er-pleasure. / have called from the
genteel hire furnishing company, and as
your payments are overdue l have instruo.
lions to take possession of all the furni-
tura, Pick Me Up.