The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-06-01
School DISTRICT No oS-Bisuop's
BRANCH

Inc Americans have taken nine
Spanish steamers, nine schooncrs, two
sloops and several fishing smacks, not
to mention the destruction of the
Spanish fleet at Manila. The value
of the ships taken as prize money is
$3,0O0,000. The Spauiards have ta-
ken one American boat, valued at
$1,000
5. T.. Parker. Sharon. Wiz. writes 3
~ have tried DeWitt's Witch Hazel aalve
Tor itching piles. and IL alwav. -t"rs them
In two minutes. consider DeWitts
Witch Hazel Salve the greatest pile cure
on the market" Evans Pharmacy.
Many sailors believe that the
1rigate bird can start at daybreak with
tho trade winds from the coast Of
Africa and roost the same night upon
the American shore Whether this
Is fact or not has yet to be dctermin-
cd, but 1t is certain that the bird is the
swiftcst of winged creatures, and is
able to fly, under favorable conditions,
200 miles an hour.
:. {. p. Jones. Mileshnrg, Pa, writes ::
VI nave Used DeWitts Little Early Kiaers
ever since they we're introduced here
and must say have never us4d auy pills
IN my family during forty years of house
keeping that gave such satisfactory re-
suits az Il laxative or cathartir." Evans
Pharmacy.
- A Glens Falls teacher was trying
to impress on the class the lessons OF
Washington's birthday, and among
other questions she asked "If the
southern Confcderacy had succeeded,
what would Washington have been
the father OFF, "Twins," was the
prompt reply Of one Of the boys.
The human machine starts but once and
atops but once. You can keep it going
longest and most regularly by using Ia
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills for constipation and all stom-
ach and liver troubles Evans Pharmacy.
She-You say am the first girl
you ever made love to, but your man
ncr indicates that you have had expe-
rience. Hc-Plcasc explain how you
know. After he had gone she was
almost tempted to jab herself with her
hat pin.
'One Minute Cough Cure is the heat
preparation have ever sold or used, and
cant say too much in its praiaa. l.. M.
kannon, Merchant, Odell, Ga" Evans
Pharmacy.
- AT Biblc-class meeting lately
held IN country town, the passage in
the New Testament describing the Sa-
vior's ride into Jerusalem "on an ass's
colt" was the subject under consider
alton, and the pastor inquired: "For
what purpose did the people throw
branches of palm trees in the way?"
This was poser, but an old deacon
vcnturcd on an answer: ~ reckon"
said he, "it was to skeer the colt!'
8. NJ. Gearv. Pierson, Mioh., writea -
"DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve Ia curing
more piles here to dav than all other
remedies combined. It cures eczema and
all other skin diseases. Evans Pharmacy
- The lives Of Queen Victoria and
the Prince of Wales are heavily insur-
ed, but not to the extent of Lord
Rothschild, who carries policies on his
life aggrcgating twelve hundred and
fifty thousand dollars.
The Cuban question and political issues
sink into inaignificanca with the man who
suffers from piles. What he most de-
sires ia relief. DsWitts Witch Hazel
Salve cures piles Evans Pharmacy.
-"If you marry that poor girl you
will find matrimony uphill work"
Good - said the lover; "I'd rather
go up hill than down hill, by good
deal
Late to bad and early to rise. prepares
q man for his home in the skies. Early
to bed and Little Early Riser. the Dill
that makes life longer and better and
wiser. Evans Pharmacy.
- Phe fellow who can capture
anything more than schooner of beer
is the one who knows just how the
war ought to be carried on.