The Somerset reporter., 1898-11-24

Parson Goodman: "See herel Don't you
know where little boys go that play football
on Sundsyf"
Small Boy: "Yezzir; dey goes to Yale, when
dey gets big thought"
Builds up the system; puts pure, rich blood in
the veins; makes men and women strong and
healthy. Burdock Blood Bitters. At any drug
store.
Bridget: lin the culinary linel-"Your
cousin a cook in the army? II must be terri
BILE to be q cook where you can't quit just
when you feel like.
suffered for months from sore throat. Ec-
lectric Oil cured me in twenty-four hours.
M. S. Gist, Hawesyile, Ky.
Beggar Excuse me, sir but have seen
better days.
Passer-by: So have I. What sort OF weather
do you expect in AprilP
"Cure the cough and save the life " DR.
Woods Norway Pine Syrup cures coughs and
colds, down to the very verge OF consumption
Editor: carrying Goals to Newcastle!
Cant you vary that hackneyed phrase?
Leader writer: Certainly. Say: carrying
refrigerators to KlonGke."
A remedy for nasal catarrh which is drying
and exciting to he deceased membrane should
not be used. What is needed Is that what is
cleansing, soothing, protecting and healing
Such remedy is Elys Cream Balm. To test II
trial size for 10 cents the large for 80 cents
is mailed by Ely Brothers, 56 Warren Street, New
K.
placed in the nostrils spreads the mem
brane and is absorbed. A cold in the head van
ishes quickly.
III you had four apples" said the teacher
and your father gave you four more what
would you haye7'
"Stomach-ache," replied Bobby.
THINK about your health. Do not
u allow scrofula taints to develop in
your blood. Take Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla now and keep yourself WELL.
Lady: Can't you find anything to dor
Hungry Higgins: Nothin' 'cept work.
Relief In SIX Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder disease re-
lieved in six hours by NEW GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is a great sur
In relieving pain in bladder kidneys and back
in male or female. Relieves retention Of water
almost immedi lately. II you want quick relief
and cure this is the remedy. 1y61
Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist.
l07 Watt st. Skowhegan, Me.
At the Shrine of Taste-"Do tell me, Ettal
Mr.. smith is offs lit is true. Il was broken
off at my request. His name would not
h vphenate well with mine. Think how Eta
Black Smith would sound"
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS. WIasLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of moth
ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, ssftens
the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea.. 1t will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer immediately
sold by Druggists in every part OF the world
Twenty. five cents a bottle. Be sure and AK
for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. 1y38
A Matter of Business. Pater: "Do you
think you can support wifef"
He "With the help OF Providence I hope
to-"
Pater: Providence has no rating in Brad
Streets"
Distressing Stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the mastery powers Of
South American NerviDe Tonic. Invalids need
suffer no longer. because this great remedy
can cure them all. 1t is a cure for the whole
world of stomach weakness and inc DIGESTION
The cure begins with the first dose. The rele
1t brings is marvellous and surprising. II
makes no failure; never dieappoints. Nc
matter how long you have suffered. your cure
Is certain under the use of this great heath
giving force, Pleasant and always safe. 1y6l
Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist
107 Water st. Skowhegan. Me
He: "He that courts and runs away, will
live TO court another day"
She: But he that courts and does not wed
may ind himself in court instead