New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-06-05
THE TALK or THE DAY.

g, Georges Chapel, Wihdsor '''S'''' 80,
hovs in accordance with an ancient custom claim
,u,, ,ro, anv military man wearing MS
o,,. during divine service. An oficer WHO nau
,,rocentv come TO church In his spurs was ho'''e"
b,, some OF the choris,ers. VINO inu'h '" '''' 81
nrise demanded the fine as he was ABOUT u 'u'.
tho castle The money has been CANNED se''."'
49, during the last few years. and has generally
MOO, Maid after n little demur by most OF the VIC
Tins while others have Indignantly resisted '"e
levy.
Womon.s sweet way.-"The woman next door,
-,1 no fat man owing to some sort OF inisssa
connections had TO fall 70 ana 90 'ne noss mn
herself last week And what do you suppose NY
wife I'D" 49,. uors herself OH, helping her."
Not She She sent hurry call to h Nysn
OF her cronss ana tns Sylc M" that poor unfortunate
in the next yard hanging out clothes -'i"u'-
annapolis Journal
A uoman in London recently had her pocket
picked one OF the articles being sealed ana "nau-
dressed envelope containing fve-pound note Inc
next day she received back the stoieh hruo'e'' WIZ"
the following explanatory note;
Dear Madam: The exlgencies Of my PROFESSION
led mo Just now into possession OF your purse
where ind CO rhings. which Appropriate 10 "y
own needs and these papers. which l retu'" -
Won | do this because feel especially desrous 10
restore this little white envelope. which have not
been lndiscreet enough 20 open. know very wen
,,o, wb., n Young woman goes out with a little
,xhe envclope 80 carefully carried In her pocket
book that this envelope contains love-iet'er
which she ia seeking a chance to address seoretIy
20 her beloved | will not wrong your lover py
taking the sweet words md kisses which you
mean, ,or him. md am very sorry that have
even FOR short time delayed his receiving MS 'e'-
ter. May you be happy dear grl. with him whom
YOU have chosen. and believe always In the good
w,shes OF your obedient servant
I IA
Arthur an Injustice when you say he Is penurious.
Precocious Rrother-What IS penurious. pa?
pa-Why Robbie, penurious liz close .
Precocous Brother-Then you're right. pa. Mr..
Pcnrosc is awful penoorous whenever he comes 10
scr Sis.-tAnswers
Negro parents in British Guiana choose queer
names for their children. missionary was re-
Gently asked TO baptzo infant "seratim ad
Valorem" "whiskey Emmanuel" vas the name
chosen By another parent.
FUTURE GALA DAY
The winds will ripple the banners gay
When Johnny comes marching home
INC w growJa ah MN, COZ Comes Marching Home
And the cheers will rise
TIL they touch the skies
And shiver the sparkling dome,
While each dancing star
Marks the time afar.
When Johnny comes marching home
The East and South and the North and West.
When Johnny comes marching nome,
Will look their proudest ana prnE tneir pest
And the far-ofr breeze
or the tropc seas.
Oereapng the fragrant Foam.
VIII claim a share
when johnny comes marching home
-(Washington Star.
An explosion recently took place In Russian
monastery which, however. did harm TO
miraculous image OF the Virgin. The Russian au-
thorites instituted an inquiry, and certain monks
were arrested 1t appeared that business had been
duh and pilgrims scanty and therefore the clerical
department had organized harmless little explo-
sion by way OF advertisement The Virgin had
been put safely back when tho shock WAS over.
business has been brisk since. and pilgrims
plentiful
CANTERBURY at the s. +. 9. meeting yesterday pro
s%d 'a' psasns F aGT
gently ng Ss ownR sS n SFs
a ashcp Barry Ss fooweG Sir Rchards example
the statistics Of his Australian diocese the soporhc
influences had become terribly contagious and the
bishop Barry Sir r. Temple and J. G. Talbot all
asleep in row Only the happy collapse APPS p Of an UNI
Winchester from joining so goodly a company and
yss q . Ss ss top n
everybody for not arousing and awaking TO sense
OF their duty to mission work'-tWestminster Ga
zette.
The Iowa Health Bulletin" publishes letters
given by doctors OF medicine in support Of appIi
cations for pensions. Of which the following
amples
- June 8. 1885, Dear Sir.
yours received I treted VIM. Akens after he cum
Hoam from the serns for polypup In his nosee and
running soar in his pastur. The polypup from the
mite are and exposure the wonde cum from the cick
OF hoars. -, M D.
- February 90 1897. Sur,
81 surtify treted the sed sojer FUN 1888 to Date
foarmerly his stumik tub was fined to his ner
vious sstem. but now 1t air rotted of cosns CRATE
expectoring and hard OF breth Your obi servent
-, NJ. d."
"war is a terrible thing" exclaimed the elderly
person.
Yes" replied the youngster: 1T wouldn't be
nea rly bad II the enemy were not armed ~ well
as we"-tBoston Transcript