The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-07-02
AS DoOIeY VIEWS IT.
Phases of the War Considered at n Cabi-
net Meeting.

net Meeting.
From the Chicago Journal.
They must have gr-reat times down
in Wash'n'ton these days" said Mr..
Dooley. "Gr-reat times in Mack's alb
met, settin' r-round an plannin' tn
destruction Nv tn naughty power iv
Spain. tbs there We see rale JANUS an
thinkin' brains di-rectin' tn foolish So
jers to r-rush in an shoot an stab an
kill.
AT tin o'clock me frind Hanna laves
me frind Mack out Nv tn cellar an
Mack goes to tn fr-ront parlor. where
tn cabinet is settin' an they all have
their pitchers took in tn act iv thought.
Thin says Mack: I hope ye'er all well,'
he says. this blessid June mornin', he
says. I'm not feelin' quite up to tn
limit says tn gallant sicrety Nv tn
avy. We shud go slow on that limon
phosphate says Mack. 1T biteth like
a wasp an stingeth like a ladder he
says. i wint very light on it, says tn
commander iv tn battleships, though
they was lashins Nv il at tn meetin' w
tn peace s'ciety.' he says. 'Lashlns Nv
it, he says. AN some Nv tn la-ads got
pretty high an sung Il want to be an
angel. me boys till tn watch raped
on tn dure fr thin To stop. No. ne
says. twas no that he says, but !
lay awake all night thinkin' iv me
brave SdlloTS. ne says. III lhIIlH Wat
ers,' he says, far firm home he says,
'perishin' iv old age he says. They
wint away happy an eager he says,
AN now their grandchildren listens i'm
vain fr gran-pah's step upon tn walk
he says. wringin' his hans.
War is nj joke says tn sicrety ~
war sternly. A man in my business
grows accustomed To tur-able scenes.
he IA i wanst see a fellow have
his t'umb cut off be a buzz saw in
Michigan he says. A man must steel
himself to such scenes he says. Did
we not faintg' says tn sicrety iv tn
navy. L did not, says tn sicrety iv
war. I kept me prisince Nv mind an
took tn t'umb out Nv his time he says.
"'G~intlemen.' says Mack, br-reakin'
in, let's have no further argymint, he
says. Has tn attorney gin-ral any
thing to communicate" he says. i
have prepared an oplnyon TO prove that
tn capture iv Havana wud be disor-
dhley conduct an unconstitutional he
say Also he says, AN opinyon to
show that tn proper way fr to carry
on tn operations in Cuba he says. is
to put thin i'm tn hands Nv tn state iv
Moo Jarsey.' he says, an issue bonds
on tn artill'ry an other r-rollin
stock he says. 'Wudden't that inter-
fere with tn poplar Loan says Mack.
Not at ALL says tn secrity Nv tn
t~hreeasury. TIL poplar loans been all
TUX up in millyon dollar lots be tn pa
Throttle banks he says. It's a great
success, he says. A loan always is
says Mack. I had wan wanst mesilf.'
he says an 1t med a great hit with
me- he say
We'll he says. to r-raysume,' he
says. TIL OPERATIONS fr tn conquest tV
tn naughty ~Spanyard goes on with
great success he says 'Sandago de
81. T. -. H., h. .a,g put thf
crew iv tn Iowa has taken tn measles,
tn crew iv tn New York has taken to
drink. an Colonel Asthor has taken a
morgedge of all tn tinimints in South
ern Cuba. | am he says, 'mobiliZin'
wan hundred thousan' men at Du-
buque. Ioway, TO support Shafter. an
be Mondah I'll be r-rushin' re-enforce-
ments to Terry Hut. kenosha, an
What Cheer. TIL major gin'ral in COM
mand Nv tn ARMY will he IA frind iv
Marks he says. i clane frget his
name, but he's wan iv tn largest pickle
manufacturers iv tn western rey-
sarve.' he says. is there amy briga-
der g~in'rals to be appointed says tn
sicrety Nv tn navy. a lot, says Mack.
Thin says tn slcrety iv tn navy, L
speak fr a frind iv mine. tn champeen
tinnis player iv Swampscatt an a leade
iv mission wurTuk.' he says. L have
here says tn sicrety iv war, n list iv
Michigan men hat haven't been up
pinted To anything, he avs AN ar-re
thurly incompetent fr tn jooties ~
brigadier gin'ral,' he avs Turin thin
in says Mack. a frind iv mine says
tn sicrety ~ agriculture. has two fine
boys takin' tn Kelley cure he says.
Give me their names. says Mack.
There ar-re three or -four la-ads in Chi
cago. says tn sicrety ~ tn threeasury,
that ARE a dead weight on their pari-
ents,' he says, an he says, they might
he loaned To tn country at tn usual
rates he says. Make "A note iv thim.
says Mack. Have none iv We amy Tili-
tives not now in tn ARMY or navy
he says. 4 have a aunt. says tn sicrety
~ state. She's %appinted,' says Mack.
IN now go over to tn sinit an and
r-round tn r-rest iv tn jobs he says.
Thank hiVin, we're "A nation Nv leaders,
he says.
GLORY be to tn saints" Mr.. Dooley
added fervently. "th' wars i'm tn hands
iv Mack an IN cabinet. II liver tits
tur-rned over TO tn R-rough R-riders or
tn other wild divvles in Cuba. tn fair
fame iv tn union'l be marred: they'll
be a coorderoy r-road Nv late ~Spanyards
firm wan ind iv Cuba tn tn other. an
as a nation We'll be no better thin our
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