The state herald., 1898-04-01

Whn Suueici ior teh years, tiSiue uost
all kinds Of pile remedies, but without
success. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
was recommended to me. | used one box.
II has effected n permanent cure" AS u
permanent cure for piles DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Save has no equal. City Drug
Store.
We give below part OF the Hon.
Champ Clark's speech IN the House In
opposition to the Loud bill. The bill
contained provisions that would have
done an injustice to the country press
and, in defense ofsths country ed;tas,Afk:
Clark was quite witty. He said:
'"Newspapers are great disseminntors
OF information. The mammoth metro
politan papers with their vast clrcula-
tions are splendid educators, but after
all ten persons read the little country
weekly where one reads metropolitan
paper.
"Having once been country editor
myself, entertain most kindly feeling
for my old conireres | am willing to
make affidavit that the eleven months |
spent editing rural journal were the
most beneficial! OF my life .G myself, pe.-
haps to others. am proud to have be-
longed to tue editorial guild. / am un-
alterably opposed to anything that will
iuIure the country editor, curtail his prof
lts, circumscribe his usefuluess, or
place an additional thorn in his pathway.
"rhe rural editor-God bless hrm-is
the most persistent of teachers Like
charity, rs described by 81 Paul in the
18th chapter of Corinthians, he "suiIer-
eth long and is kind" which cannot be
said OF tho men that got up this bill.
"Iie envie.h not" in which ha docs not
resemble some people over on this side
Of the House. ale vaunteth not him
SELF" in which he is unlike the leaders
on the other side of the big aislo. "He
is no. pnired np," in which he does not
resemble good many OF us. He does
not behave himself unseemly; seeketh
no, his own; is not easily provoked" In
this last respect he does not at all re
semble my friend from California Mr..
Loud Laughter, ale thinketh no
evil" in which he ia vastly superior to n
grea. many of US; "reioiceth not in iniq
nifty" in which he III totally unlike the
republicans; Llaugh,er;l "bnt reioiceth
in the truth" which proves that he il
cousin german to tho democrats. Ap
plause on the democratic side. Ale
bears,h all things, bopcth all things, en-
dureth all things" and in that respect
he is very much in the predicament o.
the minority on this side of the HOUSE
under the Reed rules. Laughter
"He ia the pack horse Of every com.
munity, ,lthe promoter OF every lnudabl'
enterprise, the worst underpaid labore
in the vineyard. Counting his space a
his capital, he gives more to charity, hi
means considered, than any other mem
her OF society He is u power in politics
pillar OF the church. leader in tbs
crusade for better morale. He is pre-
emineutly tho friend Of humanity.
"Line upon line, paragraph upon para
graph, day by day, he is cmbalming IL
cold type the facts from which the He
rodo'us, the Tacitus, the Sismondi, ol
the Macaulay oi the future will writ'
the history OF our times Applause.
He ioyously announces our advent int,
this world, briefly records our uprisingi
and downsittings, and soHowiully chron
icles our exit from this vale OF tsars.
"As n creator OF beauty, he double dis
counts Nine. Aver. who undertakes Il
increhso feminine pulchritude only IT
particular instancos; but tho country
editor, m the exercise OF plenary power
impartially beautiiics oil women whos'
names appear in his columns Laueh.
ter and npplause.l By a touch u hi
magician'a wand he converts paste int,
diamonds sparkling on beauty's mock
and with a skill Of which ancient an,
ambitious alchemistH only dreamed, anc
with polit-ness which Chesterfield nigh
have enTied, ho irgnamutes brass tfinkot
into jewelry Of purest gold when the,
appear upon the breasts Of ito ian,ily o
his subscriber. Laughter.
"llc 10 tho greatest and most inrenioul
OF manufacturers, for, while other manu-
iactnrern produce only porishable rtuds
he manufactures immortal NJ nteemen ou
OF raw, sometimes worry raw, material
lLsughtor. In this laudnblo indus,r!
no Dingley bill can protect him. and h'
must work in competition with the pau
por manufacturers OF Europe Laughter
"iIe ia
To our virtues very kind
And to our fnul,B little blind.
"Wo aro all more or lesn, generally
more. his hnndiwork; aud II does not be
como the creature to iniure tho busines'
~ his creator. Without his Ingenious
generous, and enthusiastic labors most
of us would never have beon horc; aud
when bo tirea Of na, wo will retire TO pri.
yate lie, amid rural scenes propitious
for oecrc, meditation and silent prayer
Laughter Working night aud day
during the campaign, often without
money and without price, when the cleo
tion Ia oyor md the victory Ia won and
tho loayeB aud iiahoa, now vulgarly called
"pie." are TO be distributed, by some
A rnnRn lnnne OF tho hnmnn memory he