Cañon City record., 1898-02-03

ing pew for the use of the president OF
the Colonial DANES. No lesser light
must be allowed to beam from that par
t.euiar pew.
The day of the meeting came. but for
some reason or other the illustrious
president of the Colonial Danes did
rot. One after another the less favored
pI esidents arrived and were seated.
The house gradually filed. Ever SO
many women made for the reserved
rev, but they were caught en- route, a
magic sentence was whispered to them,
and. with a respectful "Ohi" they re-
tired into the shadows under the bal
cony. The ushers faithfully shunted
various persons Of high and low de-
gree off into other seats. The house
was full. In the rush of the last few
moments the members of the coramit-
tee were unmindful of the door. A SOL
itary usher guarded the entrance.
AT this interesting juncture q little
old lady entered. She wore q rusty
black dress, an old-fashioned bonnet,
and ill-fitting gloves. She Ind gener.
al air of deeayed gentility. but she had
also n quick eye. In one hasty survey
through her steel-bowed spectacles she
had located the fine empty pew in the
front of the church and in the twink
ling of an eye she had started down the
aisle. The usher tried to intercept her
but in vain. Another one came to the
rescue.
May we show you a seat, madam?
That pew is for the president of the
Colonial Danes"
She waved them aside and proceeded
on her way. A third usher made the
same remark to the old lady, but she
vouchsafed no further notice of it, and
the puzzled ushers concluded that the
new arrival must know what she was
about; that she was, in short, the ex-
pected president herself. Without fur
ther molestation. therefore, the little
old lady installed herself in solitary
grandeur in the conspicuous pew.
of course everybody knew for whom
that pew had been waiting, and there
was much craning of necks and many
whispered comments when at last it
was occupied. Those who did not per-
sonally know the high and mighty p of
the c. ID. wondered not n little over the
rusty old lady, but they finally con-
cluded that it must have been by
means of her family tree that the new
conner had attained her exalted posi-
ton In the meantime those who knew
that the old lady was not the one they
had waited for. held a whispered con
sUltation and concluded that the real
president was not coming. and that
they might as well proceed TO business.
The prediction proved correct. The ex-
n Il
The old lady sat through the meeting
with an apparently somnolent enjoy
ment- She dozed fitfully: occasionally
she manifested some wonder and puz-
zled curiosity. but, on the whole. she
took it calmly. When the affair was
over she shook out her rusty gown.
picked up her shopping bag and pre-
pared to depart, but she was intercept
ell before she was fairly in the aisle
You are the president of the
Colonial Dames?" said one of the pa
triotic women, by way of opening the
conversation
Whats that?' said the old lady. put
ting her hand to her ear. I'm little
lard of hearing" she explained apollo
yctically.
The patriotic woman repeated her
question.
You are the president of the Colonial
Danes, say?- she said
'-I?- said the old lady, still some
what uncertain .'Oh. no. I'm = Meth
odist,--N. Y. Sun.