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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01
no ruE Dr,MoCRATIC VOTERS!

Referring to the above, ! desire to adsi,
the democratic voters of Houston that urdf
the resolution of Ike City Democratic Execa.
tiga Committee pro, iding for the holding
all cay primaries on Mar;n p, it is requlrt1'
of every voter, as n condition necessary u
rseistration certificate. as provided tor d
thu above notice, whiah viii be stampsA
Voted at Primaries" AMI returned to hi1
for use at the .eneral election.
Therefore. don't fail Ia BRING your registri'
ton certificate to the primaries.
B. ~. RIESNER, X
Chairman City democratic Executive Cor
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01

The following building permits We're Is
sued yesterday from the office of the city
engineer:
j J. sweeney repairs lot 10. block As,
Main street, $1,000.
II. Depenbrook. repairs. $40.
\. H. Metcalf two-story building, block
l25, Jackson street, $500
Mrs. l.. DeYoung, repairs, lot 8, block 26i.
Winter street. $500.
Mrs. NJ. Looscan repairs, lot II. tlock l5,
Commerce street. $40.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01
Fnvors the Project.

Mr., j. T.. McAahan is In receipt of a let
ter from Mr.. A. p. Tallman. cashier of the
First National bank of Bellaire, Ohio, in
which Mr. Tallman says: Il saw Congress-
man d. d. Dovenor, who is member of
The rivers and harbors committee, and had
a talk with him about the Buffalo bayou
nai,cr. He said he was thoroughly in Ia
vor of the Improvement as a matter of
great Importance, and intended to support
II heartily"
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01

ed to numerous requests for its rendition
Refreshments were served and greatly
enjoyed
4 feature Of the evenings entertainment
consisted of the exhibition of several queer
and curious Chinese musical instruments,
imported from China and the property oil
Mr. sedgwick. They are chiefly string
and reed Instruments, and seem capable
of brrt few tones in doleful strains. The
thanks of the quartette and those pres
ent were voted ths host and hostess for
most pleasant evening.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01

Miss Abble Hill arrived in the city from
Cambridge, Mass, yesterday morning ana
took apartments at the Bristol. Miss Hill
will in the near future deliver a series OF
lectures to the ladies of Houston on The
English Novel Its origin and Develop
ment" Among the subjects handled VIII
be Jane Austen and George ElioI,
"Analysis OF Short story Henry
James" Thomas Hardy" George Mere
dith" and "Robert Louis Stevenson
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01

Saturday Review, Galveston.
MIR. c. Arthur Williams, who was for a
short time connected with the News of this
city, is at present with The Houston Fost
and has charge of the society department OF
the Sunday paper. Under his able direc-
ton 1t has been very considerably broad
epod and improved. and is the first thing
looked for Sunday morning by the readers
OF that excellent publication.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01

he must be willing. he must TO the merits
of Christ and not his own.
The sermon was listened to very atten-
lively aud three persons went forward for
prayer,
The singing was spirited and good. Serv-
ices today al $3.50 and 7;45 p. m. The
prayer and song service commences at 7:45
and the preaching service commences at 8
o'clock \ cordial invitation Is extended
to all TO nltenh these aeryicos.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01
KNOWING HOW

10 do good laundry work and how to deiivel
Il promptly Is tho kew 10 our success. Tr,
the Troy 81 Packard's Troy Laundry. at.
Prairie avenue. Phone sa2.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01

Mr. Alber, q. Haag and Miss Beatrice d.
Gordon of this city were married at s
o'clock last Sunday morning by Justice w.
b. Hill. They are now In Galveston on
their wedding tour and will be at home to-
morrow. at 3iS Buffalo street.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01

Any lady living in the First Fourth,
Fifth or Sixth wards who would like 10
own piano would do well to call at Inc
business office Of The Post.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01

only one cent word for Post want
Ads ana still less II they run four time
or over. Have YOU tried thems Nothing
cheaper or more sure to bring results.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01

Have you noticed the new rate for Post
Want Ads?' They don't cost much. but
they bring results.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01
or Interest Ia the ladies.

Coke and Tar-For sale by Houston Gas
Light Co.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-03-01

In service the following apparatus;
One HAYES extension ladder truck,
one Preston City hook and ladder truck
one La France steam fire engine, second
class.
one La France steam fire engine, third
class
One Clapp G Jones steam fro engine
third class.
one double sixty gallon Holloway chem
ioai engine.
-Four Rose reels.
Two hose wagons.
one chiefs buggy.
We have In use II 1876 feet OF hose OF
which 1850 is rubber In good condition. 4f'
Is rubber 10 poor condition; $3.50 feet o
cotton hose in good condition and 100 feet
cotton hose in poor condition.
An experience of this department mas
been that cheap hose Is dear at any price,
while the best has proven in the use, with
proper care. 10 be the most economical ia
the end as we'll as most satisfactory n
the reliance 10 be always placed upon ",
though the first cost he much more than
the other hose could be purchased for
Value of property used by tho depart
mcnt-
Central fire station. corner San
JAcinto and Prairie streets 80. $4,000 0v
No. engine house. Fannir street 1910 90
No . engine house. Smith street. 4,3O0 90
No. 6 engine house, Washington
street -. -. 49,. 1000 90
No. engine house Crawford
street .................. ..... 1900 %
No, engine house, Hardy street $500 90
No. 10 engine house. Chartres
gtreet 1900 90
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
A Girls Essay on Boys.

Al a recent board school examination
for 2 n of the tasks was an essay
Oil b and this was one Of the compo-
sitiol. just as it was handed in by a
girl Of u: THE boy is not an animal,
yet they can be heard to a considerable
distance. When a boy hollers he opens
his big mouth like frogs, but girls hold
their toung til they are spoken to, and
then they answer respectable and tell
just how it A boy thinks himself
clever because ne ear wade where it is
deep, but God made the dry land for
every living thing, and rested on the
seventh day. When the boy grows up
he is called a husband, and then he
stops wading and stays out nights, but
the grew up girl is n widow and keeps
house"
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
a Lost ChiId's Protector.

With only a faithful dog for 4 com
panion, the G-year-olG child OF Edward
KleintoD, OF EIdred Township. Monroe
County. Pa, was lost in q dense woods
Cor two days and two nights. The little
tot accompanied a party on 4 buckle
berry tour, and strayed away. y
searching party finally found the little
fellow ~tTudGinE along with the dog,
about four miles from where he was
first missed.
When happy In It's mothers arms the
child said: - s'eep"d all night, and
dogGie was close to me. / laid my head
on him Cor o pillow. I did not have any
thing to e;.:, out l picked a lot Of Der,
ries, and ! am cot hungry now"
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.

A FRANCISCO, CsL.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. NEW YORK, n. Y.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

Some of the days when summer is
merging into autumn are wonderfully
fine remarked the girl who likes the
poetry of nature. Now and then there
seems to be a great deal of sweetness
in the air."
DECIDE dey is, honey" replied the
cOlored woman. las l WIS comm past
de mash, ev'y now an then 1 seen
places whah de air WIS chock full O.
reed birds. 1t do seem a shame, wifi so
much sweetness fioatin' around, dat it
should be so hahd ter git at.'-Wash.
ingtOn Star.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Earmers' Alliance.

To the Members of the Farmers ALI.
ance and Industrial Union: l have made
a careful investigation from the best
sources Of reliable information about
the Swanson Rheumatic Cure Co.'S
Remedies, and found that they were
giving good satisfaction. l therefore
deem it but an act of simple justice TO
our members tc say that l believe that
the claims made by the company for
their remedies will be fully realized by
those who will give them a fair and rea-
sonable trial. Yours fraternally, Jno.
G. Hanley, Business Agt. F. A. & I. U.
st. Paul, Mimi, Oct. %, 1898.
The wonderful success that has at
tended the introduction of IS DROPS
is unprecedented in the history of the
world. Think of it! 1t has cured more
than one million and a quarter sufferers
within the last three years. This must
appeal to you! One million and a quar-
ter people cannot all be mistaken. If
suffering from rheumatism, Sciatica,
Neuralgia, Backache, Asthma, Catarrh,
Sleeplessness, Nervousness, Nervous
and Neuralgia Headaches, Heart Weak
ness, Earache, Group, LaGrippe, Mala-
ria, Creeping Numbness, Bronchitis and
kindred diseases, send 25c to the Swan
son Rheumatic Cure Company, 167
Dearborn street, Chicago, H., and they
will send you by return mail a trial
treatment or a large bottle, 300 doses,
prepaid by mail or express for $1.O0. No
household should be without this great
remedy IS Drops" Agents appointed
in new territory.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
A Sense of Melody.

The man who does not enjoy music
was being forced into Il conversation
on the subject.
'Of course, horns are necessary for
orchestral effect" the technical enthu-
siast was saying, but | derive most
pleasure from the violins. Don't your
Il can't say that l do. You see, the
fish vendors never play the violin.
They nearly always blow a horn
Washington Star.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

it all troublcshave gone. My monthly
sickness used to be SO painful, but have,
not had the slightest pain since taking
your medicine. l cannot praise ~our
Vegetable Compound too much. My
husband and friends see such a change
in me. Hook SO much better and have
some color in my face"
Mrs. Pinkham invites women who are
i'll to write to her at Lynn, Mass. for
advice, which is freely offered.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
pafer1al Snrcnsr.

Dear Father wrote young Throg-
gins, who had gone to war as 4 lieuten-
ant against the parental wish, II
haven't anything to sharpen my razoq
OF. Please send me q good strap"
Dear Sch" replied the fathers
sharpen your razor OF your shouldep
straps.'-Cnicago Tribune.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
A Missing Word Fake.

His tongue Glove to the roof Of his
mouth. 'I-I-that is," he faltered,
".you-' And then he suddenly
caught her to his bosom. You know
what l would sayr' he cried.
Frigidly she disengaged herself. AN
other missing word fake" she mutter'
ed, pale, but calm.-Detroit Journal.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
His Natural ImDulse.

Mrs. Peck-Suppose that you and l
were all alone upon a desert island,
what is the first thing you would do?
Mr.. Peck (impulsively)-Try to get
aWay.-NeW York Herald.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
The American Boy BattIeship,

Every American hopes our school boys
will succeed in their efforts to raise 3d..
100000 TO be used in building q battleship.
1t costs great sums to build a warship. but
you can build up your health with Hos
letters Stomach Bitters at small! expense.
This remedy is for all stomach, liver and
bowel disorders.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

There is one thing that does not mind
the weather, and that is rheumatism;
and one thing that does not mind rheu-
matism is st. Jacobs Oil, as 1t goes to
work upon it and cures right off.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
He Got Her.

"Humph." growled the multi-million-
aire, 80 you want my girls hand, do
YOU: Have you lots of enterprise?"
Well retorted the hardy swain,
I'm after the only daughter Of just
about the richest and meanest man in
these parts."-New York World.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
So Sarcastic.

Willie-I once knew a girl who nearly
died from ice cream poisoning.
Nellie-The very idea! l would never
have dreamed of such q thing happen
ing to a girl of your acquaintance
indianapolis Journal.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
A Sense of

The man who does not enjoy music
was being forced into a conversation
on the subject.
"Of course horns are necessary for or
chestral effect" the technical enthu-
siast was saying. But L derive most
pleasure from the %violins, don't your
Il can't say that l do. You see, the
fish vendors never play the violin. They
nearly always blow n horn."-Wash-
jngton Star.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
A Jolly for PaDa,

She-And what shall l say in case
papa asks me what your prospects are?
He-Well, er-you might say that l
figuring on securing one of the most
prominent, influential and wealthy men
in the city for my father-in-law. That
ought to fetch him.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
A Hopeless Case.

81 wonder if Miss Antique will ever
stop being giddy?"
Never; because she will W. con
fess that she has reached the years Of
observation-disclosures Bazaar.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

he cried out in agony, and they ran
TO the neighborS for help. Sciatica was
t%orturing him. Better run for st. ia
cObs Oil, or have it handy. 1t is known
TO eur the worst cases.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Collins for Australia.

Having invaded the markets Of the
world with most other articles, Ameri-
can manufacturers are now making ar
rangements to sell thousands of collins
to the Australians, in competition with
the Birmingham makers.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, 6.

LUCAS OUUNI1,
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he IS the
senior partner of the firm of F. j. CHENEY &
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo. County
and State aforesaid. and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of CATARRH that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my pres
ence, this 9Th day of December. A. d. 1886.
I A. w. GLEASON.
9EAh Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucuS surfaces of
the system. Send for testimonials. free.
+. j. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, Ohio.
EY-Sold by druggists, 75c.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
At the Country Grocery.

First Nillager-Where's Col. Boasteri
Don't see him around here lately.
Second Villager-Oh, he's been sick
in bed with the asthma ever since thu
war broke Out.-B0StOn Courier.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
How to ,'reyent l..

''PuffiEs answered an advertisement
in which somebody offered to sell him
the secret for preventing trousers from
getting fringes around the bottom"
what did they tell him?"
ITO wear Observation-Disclosures.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
A Delicate Hint.

Miss Cutting-I have been troubled a
great deal with that tired feeling of
late.
SOftleigh-Aw, indeed! Weally I'm,
know. Is theah any thing l, aw-can
do to affowd you weleaf?
Miss Cutting-Oh dear no. /, err
don't want to hurry you at all.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

oval, Jim, wot dye think about the
Gar O. Rooshia and this here universal
disarmament busineSS?'
Jim-Well, it's like me and my ole
wOman when we has family trouble.
The n what proposes peace is de II
what amt got hold o de poker.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Bold Man,

She-But haven't you heard thai
there are microbes in kisses?
He (carelessly)-Oh, yes; but l am an
immune.-SOmeryiIle Journal.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Easy to See.

Pretty Teacher-What were oul
hands given us for, Bonnie?
Bonnie g years old, gallantly)-TG
hold.-Judge.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Reminiscent Toys.

Il gave my husband a dose of sui.
phur and mOlasseS for his blood"
WAS he willing to take it?'
Yes; but he said it wasn't half as
good as that his mother used to make"
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
His Own Way.

"Blykins has his own way in his
house"
Yes. But his wife always tells him
what it is going to be beforehand."-
Pick-Me-Up.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Previous Practice.

You don't look strong and rugged
enough to be Il policeman. Have you
ever had any experience OF training
in that line?"
We'll, SIR said the applicant, Il
rung the parish church bells for ten
years. How's that for bein' a pealer:"
Chicago Tribune.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

The first use made Of fireships by the
English was during the engagement
with the Spanish Armada, in July,
1858.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

Every living thing has pains and
aches sometimes, and the aches ard
pains of humankind have a friend in ST:
Jacobs Oil, which stands ty III need to
cure and restore.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
What's the 8

Did you ever think what you would
do if you had RothschilCs income?
said Seedy to Harduppe.
NO; but l have often wondered what
Rothschild would do if he had my in
cOme."-LOndOn Judy.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

1t is ever so much harder to prove
that we are right than to let people be-
Iieve that we are wrong.-Philadelphia
Times.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
He Wasn't Worth Much.

Smith-BrOWn isn't working very
much this summer, is he?
Jones-Why. he told me the other
he was worth.
Smith-Well, it amounts to the same
thing.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
The Proper idea.

Little Brother-Polly, what is a hero?
Smaller Sister (promptly)-A 'Meri'
can, O tourse.-Judge.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

If handsome is as handsome docs,
some ~good-lookiLg girls ere GdJ thing
but handsome.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Are You Going to Florida?

Do you want maps, rates, routes, time
card or other information? If so, address
H. w. Sparks, L. P. A., 2St Clark Street.
Chicago.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

Simla, India, is built on the side Of a
steep hill, and the roof Of one house is
often on a level with the foundation Of
one in the next tier.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
S1eeDIess SIumbers.

Brown-My wife says l talk in my
sleep.
JOnes-Well, you're lucky.
BroWn-HOW so?
Jones-My wife does all the talking
in mine.-ChicagO News.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

What is often called Incidence is the
unconscious consciousness of incapa-
city.-H. G.. Robinson.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

Mrs. WinsIOW's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
Ieething: sottens the gums, reuuCes
allays pain. cures wind collie. 3 cents q bottle.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
LET Us ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF
VARIOUS HUMORISTS.

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World Over-Sayings mat Are Cheer
full to Old or Young - Funny
Selections that You Will Enjoy.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
COULD NOT SLEEP.
Mrs. Finkham Relieved Her of All
Her Troubles.

Mrs. MADeE BABCoCK, I76 Second
St., Grand Rapids, Mich, had ovarian
trouble with its attendant aches
and pains, now she is well. Here
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

Two bottles of Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton cured me of a bad lung trouble.-Mrs.
J. Nichols. Princeton. Ind. Mar. 26. '95.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Method in His Madness.

Yes, he went out rowing on the lake
and rocked the boat when he got in the
deepest part"
Idiot
"Oh, | don't know about that. He
managed to tip the boat over and
drown two of his creditors.''-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

AIabaster is scarcely more immaculate than the com.
plexion beautired with GlennS sulphur Soap
Hils Hair and Whisker Dye. black or brown. soc.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Might Be Done.

The Poet-I wonder if one would
rhyme darling" with ''quarreling?"
The Savage Bachelor-What are you
writing an epithalamium?-Cincin.
natl Enquirer.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
The TrOubIe,

Anxious Mother-How is it that you
so much trouble with your house,
keeping? You told me your wife could
cook.
Adult SOn-She can.
Then what is the matter?"
"She won't."-New York Weekly.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Similar but Different.

Weeks-Young Brokleigh certainly
deserves a great deal of credit for keep,
ing up appearances on such a small in.
come.
Meeks-Well, don't you think for a
minute that he isn't getting it. He
owes nearly every man in town.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

London has {, 1854 policemen, or 10 to
every one of its 6SS square miles. Sixty
per cent of them do night duty.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

Victory belongs to the most persevering
ANanOleOn.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

A captain in the navy ranks with 0
colonel in the army.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
One Victory.

Il see here that an American army of
ficer has married a Spanish girl
s.NVeUT,
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

w~ANTED.-Case OF bad health that s win
not benefit. Send s cents TO Ripans Chemical Co.,
New York. for 10 samples and 1000 testimonials. I
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

Paris has named one of its streets
FaShoda.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

Restaurant dining is becoming more
fashionable than ever in London.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Stated the Facts.

kathleen, my husband vas dissatis-
fed with his breakfast this morning"
Your husband dassen't say that to
me face.'-Browning Kings Monthly.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Not an Asylum Subject.

Stranger-That maj is evidently
crazy. Why is he not put in an asy-
lum?
Native-His property is so heavily
mortgaged that none of his relatives
want it.-New York Weekly.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
Sweetness.

And that night somebody stole the
safe.'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

Greece is about the size of Vermont.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

"That is one crushing victory for the
Dons, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. North
American.
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

so had ovarian
trouble. Through
the advice of a
friend I began
the use of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound,
and since taking
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17
No Way of Keeping 1t.

HE left his umbrella in he Office
safe"
Yes"
Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, 1898-11-17

Jaggson running against marble
itatue in halD-Grashus, Maria, y'r (hic)
hans L cold. Shouldn't wait up FIR me
S long, darling.