Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-01-29


that the old man gets al, tangled ,,n ~
the web OF her wilcs, and tbera n
have opportunities tor all kinda of co,,,
plicotions. out Of which all The ~.
people come In the right shop. s"'
Here is a specimen advance m,,,.
stcry-the kind of stun theatrical rs,
ageis and ambitious actors nav 80.
money to have written In New ~.
and sent out, with the id.a that na,,','A
papers can be fooled into giving on,n,.
valuable advertising space:
Just before one of the great boa, r,a.
between representatives CT several ~,
known female colleges last sun,,nsr ~
Girl who pulled the stroke oar of on, w
the crews was suddenly taken Slot "a
was unable to pull an oar. Livery -
inside that boathouse Showed keen M.
appointment, and tears were IN sevara,
eyes. when bright dakhiyr. tiht.,'
bedeckod little miss, Il graduate fp,.
this very school not long before. 60.
tripping in to wish them lick and n,
nounce that she WAS on hand 10 ",o,,
and yell for her alma MATER In1n In
slant she took in the situation. rnl ,yt,,
an encouraging Cheer UP, girls! Yonn
win 1t yet" she quickly CHANGED Va.
pretty summer dress for an extra row
ing suit and TOOK her place ia the VA
cant seat.
After winning by scant half Length
they padded back triumphantly TO tbeI,
quarters. where the girls laughed. cried
and Rugged the little heroine. yher
they emerged from their boathorse an
hour later. where many of their f.sntlr
admirers were waiting to receive hem
the sick girl. having recovered. received
congratulations with the rest, no one
suspecting that She had not helped win
the race, while there is where the nainn
of the actress who gays for the staff IL
inserted). who rowed in her place. slim.
ped out unnotlced and explained TO bor
anxious friends later that she was So
excited she got on the wrong boat a,d
didn'. see much OF the race, Isn't 1t
easy?
Arthur b. warde is fond of telling
about an actor he once had in his con.
pany whose self assurance and pres. nte
of mind were nothing short of colossal.
He was the low comedian of the organ.
ization. which was travelling at tina,
time in Illinois.
Warde, land We were dismal. impe.
cunious wretches, every one of us, and
ready to abandon the town on our up.
pers. A sure offer was made to me In
neighboring town, but we didn't have
the money to take us there.
This fellow-hs name was Ripstar-
was full of expedients. We were in
bad fix and did not know what 10 Do
when Ripstar came to the hotel wheTp
I was staying. He was accompanied by
boy who had rents In his trousers
and blood on his garments 1t seems
that Ripstar had found him on thu
street Just after he had been attacked
by a spotted dog. In moment he had
found the name of the owner of the doc
and in two moments and a half he had
made a confidential trade with the boy
At the request OF Ripstar the owner Of
the dog, n very prominent and wealthy
citizen, called.
DO you see that unfortunate and
suffering child; how he has been mu
tilated by your dog?' said Ripstar.
my dog?'
eyes. A spotted dog, with bras
collar on which is engraved your mar
With generalization and malice afeA :
thought this carnivorous animal
yours made violent efforts an hour az
close by the postoffice, to make hearty
lunch off this boy of mine
"'But'-
"'No butts, sir. I have already sent
for a lawyer and am about to enter suit
against you for $4,000 damages. But as
I have only this morning arranged TO
leave for New York on. an extended trir
I WILL II agreeable to you. settle the
! matter for a smaller amount cash
down.
ITO cut my story short" said Mr.
Warde. "Ripstar actually got COM
promise from the owner OF the dog VINO
paid him 500 cash down. out Of this
he gave the 'mutilated boy a IS bill ant
with the sos we easily got to the nex
town. where we had success, and u,
play thereafter was a big winner"
Miss Hilda Clark, the prima donna Of
"The Highwayman' company, has
| double. At the first performance OF the
opera in New York q handsome blonde
young lady and party of friends oceu'
pied a box. In the audience there wal
n gentleman friend of Manager nc
Cormiok who noticed her, and five MIN
utes before the performance was to be-
gin he went out into the lobby and
rushing up TO Mr.. Mccormick, said
Say. Mack, don't Miss Clark sing TO-
night?"
Eyes. why?"
'Well. it's nearly time for the curtaf
to so up. and she keeps on staying N !
box with a party OF friends"
Mr.. Mccormick sent a messenger 70
the young lady. asking ner to come M
the boxoffice. She came and said:
What is tt?"
aren't you going to sing tonish'F
asked the manager.
mo, why should II" she replied.
well, how do you suppose we are 70
give the opera without a prima donna
II don't know replied the youns
woman. II thought Miss Clark was 70
sing. She's been back on the stage gu
hour dressing and must DO ready beioi'
now. am a sister OF your pr'iaa
donna"
Manager Mccormick subs;ded. ans
the young lady returned to her Dos.
Bruins seem to have served oeors'
II. Broadhurst to win fame as ioor
ball player as well as an author, .
good story IL told of him OF the tr.
when he was member of the Cbleas'
Association club. 1t WAS In a oman
pionship game. and opposed to ma ~
pounds was an Englishman name.
Beaumont. weighing $50 pounds ara