Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-01
TOLD AROUND THE STOVE.

Il was cold morning. The boys were
aii huddlcd around the stove q. the pc
scc station discussing everything from
poyucs 10 religion, when one spoke up
and yentur.d story on VIVA, he once
did when he was bl, Of a lad. but two
years Of age. Jaw. come or" bawled
Sheets as ne cast aside the paper %
bin In the discussion. DO you mean "
tell me that you can remember things
YOU dld when you were hut two years
aidf" II can" chlmcd In "a Davis a.
the detective held the gentleman spoken
- at defiance. Maybe you dint mink
So -, but I remember whom thit
Thsatcr was being binlt." continued
Davis. n was Just a litle fellow then
IN knlekerbucketr," How old are you.
ehlpped % another. IN be thlrty nsN.
birghday." said Davis. and all the boys
laughed.
o. y. Pratt, who had bccnliAklng IN
che conversation with a good deal or
satisfaction. then thought Il his turn %
say Homsthng Davis may be a ntlc
on" said he. "but actually remember
hayire a scrap with a ftile Fast In
dian Rlfi when I was but three years
OF age. II happened down here on Maia
street. and 1 remember wen what a
Egld whaling ! got when | went home.
Why. I ON almost feel the stlngs OF
that reception yet. and sometimes I'm
actually afraid To at down. u has -
grown wsth me-"
Then came sol Klmbalrs ,urn. why.
boys you all talk about your rVcl fnefn-
orlcs. but l don't believe thsrc'HNoue Of
you that can remember a. Tor back as
4 eau. III you know I rcmtmbtr dis
irctly when ! was bDrnf. Yes. 1 DO"
"GCt out" cried uliicspls. rs he tried
~ make his escape. TIA a fact" re-
piled SOL" and can prove q. " you
proOf." yelled ALL and the city Taller
softly answered. u WIS thefe whcn "
occurred" ~
4 venerable benign and lrirdly hook.
bns Did lady dropped into the onipe
yesterday Jur, az the News" forms
~crc being made up and the usual con.
rulntiOn between the forsuan and
make M. was In progress. 4 look %
| CONSIDERATION hecnuded her kindly
brow a. the following colioquy drlftsd
door;
swell, the best thing you can 4, 4.
10 cut IN Queen l.ll's head: take
suck on tho prince OF Wales. thflw
lead ueneral illanco and OR goodness
take tell the 'deylf TO pull Two piyA ~
Ag0ny agiln and nfi persprlns pollu-
clans on the seone. ana separate sol
smith kussel and VicMry naten an
| WIN a three en- dash" A few moments
later ihe scoop editor met ,he dear old
laty panlly siaggcr.ng doen stairs in
i NaaHA.
coming lo9'
While on the subjoc, Of Journalism, a
| youth endowed With an expansive y
nhd W collar together With "a Clan
Gordon necktle drlfied Into she fepow.
oral department ana with shifting eys
ana hlilnE tongue cnaulrcd for the
r1eirly Editor ~ the latter genslsman
MAS out In she cold, cold world huplng
q MINING scoop Vhe y0u,h with the %.
llflum sfemena neck wear was turned
over 10 the tender mefcles uf mo Stove
| GATOR. who Ultimately Nan le0l apaech.
ltss AMI gtsins upon NEATLY ienned
nween hundred word effuHon .hat The
| wnuld-be budding Horace Urrsly haI
letl In hi. masculine rlEhi hand. A.
| the EtoNc editors lack lufsra eye
Gancri al the contents he Flw he
ntme hdrv the carion 1.-TWO hmrts
| that Heat as one" and started ont In
the approved young mrn's aead,my
| STYLE;
'Yes,er cen as old soi was dccllnlng
In hla zenHhal orbit OF lsldhbatlc
curves preparatory TO taking a plunae
Into his vesperlins bath N prlsmitic
! rlFmenlal hucs. the blushing and ae-
| a. mpllshed Offspring OF our cFttfmei
/ and energetic CIiizen william Goir1x
Etq, was led % The hymentil aglr hy
| The eNl1tc proHr C,iye benedict James
clunicriumprr % the weii-known iirm
| u. ETC."
That AFTERNOON ne of the multlhued
| henerdaahtfy hlunsed the preclncis OF
| M paper At,er wearing troubled
look Cor a couple ~ hours. h. finally
was enabled % .lfzr upon a copy ~ M
| piper we from The press with qtans.
lent cye and palpiutlng heary.he Fazrd
up'n page one. uhen The editorial page.
flnaiy his eye ciught his cherished
Item upon rags sfVen' saudWiched In
between two patent medicine ads he
read ghe following,
Mary uo'roN married J. W. Counter.
Jumper last evening. No oirds."