The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-08-31
Mr.. SPITzsueEI ON MILES.
Is Not Sorry That the Major General Is
sore.
From the Chicago Chronicle.

From h Chicago Chronicle.
Vel, vas neu list, yunker?" asked Mr..
SpitZbubel, drawing a beer for Harker
and leaving a big collar" on the glass
while doing il.
II hear Miles is pretty sore" was the
reply as the youth blew off the foam
and absorbed the rest.
So refiectively, as the old man
closed n eye and blew a cloud of
smoke from his Bismarck. Miles has
some sores got, hey? Das thut mir web.
Dot Miles a goot Teller ISIS and dond
ough some sores to ged. ! sbose der
boys in his car some rough hauses have
started alretty, aind id?"
Say, Spitzy, talk sense, will you?
Miles amt no street car conductor n
don't you lose sight of it,"
Maybe you vas knowed dot Miles
more as me, aber / denk nit. I'm for
twenty-five years Vest Madison street
in, und dot Miles all dot dime dot car
bass posed. Hum, you vas bretty
schmart, aber you dond id all know
alretty."
Il mean General Miles. not that owl
man. He's down on his luck and is
sore. sYou see they stopped the war
just in time to give him the double
cross. He's pushing the S%paniards i'm
the face and long comes this proto-
col. and it's all off. So he's mighty
sore"
"So? Dots bretty bad. alretty. He
bass some sores got. is his lOock down
an. he bushes dose STANDARDS der faces
in, he has de doobel gross bekommen
und den he yet more sores geds. Dots
doc mooch feer Spitzbubel. Ach. YES
fees dumhei list das English. Vat it
ISIS he feer dose sores did? How long
is he seeck alretty, vat he NIT dose
kreutzen makes and for Wy geds he yet
more sores, ven he so many vat he can
manaje freeher bekommen? list dass
not a vine sboken? Not zung der game
world in. so mach mistakes so small a
sboken einbringen can? | enk | go
ridgh away an Chermany pack. Ids no
blaze for SpitZy ven mans his blaze
inwades und solche dumheiten says.
Ach, dond, yunker, DIS no goot. SpitZy
ISIS not so pig a tam fool vat he looks.
Got i'm himmel, yet comes more of dose
Englische foolishnesses OFT Spitzy is
chust so dedecdive vat ander beople dey
bin. SpitZy knows vat feer meinung
you haf dose words by. Aber Miles he
hass not so nan sores got as mine
bruder he bass got, n for Wy? Mine
bruder is hauptman init der Cherman
regimend dot Won Cheecago an de var
vent. He hass his gombany veil drillt.
He is in Chermany unter officer gewe-
sen und broud vas ven ne does poys
away leadedt. IND we're is der broud
Hauptmann SpitZbubel ietZf? Did he
some fghds ged in? Pilly goes q
helm an de var und iss bic Damba yet
dot lager in. Vat he has diden feer
lose sdripes and sdars alretty? Hass
he some Standards de faxes Elm ge
pushed? Aber nit. Vas ist los init
Pilly? He bass CAMP feber und 50
schmall ISIS his CLOSE his body off falls
ven he up stands. He is an ander
soldaten. his dime wasted, his gesund-
heit verloren und he is sdill dot CAMP
in. Miles he hass some sores got, hey?
Well. ids more as Miles sores nave in
dis var foundt. De poy oudt TO fighd;
dey eaded moods n peans and trunk
vater-yah, dass list so, vater-und dey
cand helm kommen und dey cand yet
some fghden find. Aber dey dond vas
CARED so mooch ofe dey someding more
as water zu trinken gould ged. Miles?
Hum. he has doobel crosses und mine
Pilly he has on his insides der gribes.
Vich of dem der worst has. alretty? /
denk Pilly. Vat you denk?"
And the old man blew one more con-
temptuous blast of smoke from his
pipe, and drawing a couple thought
fully, laid away the n nearest his
pudgy hand.