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The Southern herald., 1898-03-25
- IRuTHFuL HUssAND.
n yrsvlan't stooB ts Lie About
sFrnuIy Letter.


MeHsIy Letter
.z--~ SAID Mrs. WellWOod, i an
---nE IS ask yea sonnet t-ll-si s-T1 .-T n -
7au 10 sToss your heart ana '---
lIa51. IN s.-l,,-r he cried. catehing her IN
his arms. You know new 81 - - - an
rhiur but the truth NA1 "-- ~
mlstrustIng me. t-.,,+;f,,l ,-5-,-
an sd. IF 1 have panied you ~ - Srs
vou always tel me the IILll- la i I'm
~ lasrast 0ld fellow N the hotll- ~
---,--- - ,-bst I aid. and YOU needn eIoss
yaur heart if you don VAN 70
vaa without that. -..--,-.l.
sfrsr h. had kissed her, she conunqeaJ,i
s.X-o1 know that letter to mother Wnlch
ave non last week-the one nyitlng heI
10 come here and visit Us: =,
aYes." be replied, gazing steadily INTO
her eyes. "a. T.Lo-,-b. 4.
IL was queer she didn't answer, and 50
wrote again, and her reply came t5-oay'
George. dd-you-mall-that letter
.-Yes. darling. cross my heart.
There" she exclaimed, throwing her
arms around his neck, and standing Gu
tiptoe 10 kiss him, Il knew you did. De
iieye YOU when YOU look at me that way
and saw YES. | suppose it was lost IN the
mails. some way. You have made me SO
Esnpy, dear. You don't know how mis-
erihle | have been ever since the horrible
Thought that you might do such a thing
4 first occurred TO me.
NO George Wildwood said to himself
I when he was alone there's no use max
. int it necessary to lie about a thing IKE
that. when one can neglect 70 put on
stamp and still be able to tell the truth. :
. C1avplapd Leader
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=. THE BOWSER FAMILY TROUBLES. -
Thcy Have Some ysy Starting ard Unusual Experiences Mix Moving
Into Thsr Ng~ home n a New loEk Fat Budding
c.,,-ift SOS 10Y \ QUAD.


cosy and convenient sHa inside Of a
week yuu'I 20 araUnd singing
"Nouli-youu get Us back home as
so0a as YOU can2" she asked as she
tried 20 brace up
~Of course, That is, l expect you'll
make bigger kick about going back
home than you did Of coming over here,
but irll De an right. Brace up, now,
for here come the goods.
Mr.. Bowser handed 10 a chair for her,
and then followed the men down
stairs TO make them hurry. He had
forgotten an about the janitress, but
she was at the front door and looking
for him. Not knowing the powers and
dignity of the average janitress Of the
average fiat, he had stroked her fur the
wrong way az the very outset, and she
did not intend TO put up with it,
Did We say yer name was TowserF
she asked as he appeared.
NO, ma'am, l didut. said my name
was Eowser. and il you can read and
write you'd better put it down and re
member it. Seems TO me you've got
a good deal TO say around here"
"For Heavens sake, but hear him
talk!" exclaimed the woman as she
turned TO about 20 children who were
crowding up the steps. Il should think
/ / had a good deal to say around here,
as you putt! Whois it that's in charge
of these flats except me! You'd better
be finding out the difference between
tenant ard a janitress, you had
woman, don't talk to me in this
way" shouted Mr.. Bowser, as he grew
red in the face.
"And don't you talk this way tc
me-"
"You may be the janitress just now
but as soon as / can reach the land
lord by telephone III have yo'
bounced"
Its the landlord ven see is it'll sh'
sneered as she snapped her fingers a
Mr.. Bowser. "Yell see the landlorC
and hev me bounced from me job-ha
ha! Ia, Who but me own HUSBAND
Peter lint the landlord the money I,
build these fats, and who but me hai
the mortgage safe in her trunk? I'll
me that ye'd better see about bounc
ing the landlord, and I'm waiting righ
here for We to apologize to me for thr
words ye said upstairs!'
apologize to 4 ianitress!" gaspet
Mr.. Bowser,
aye! sir, and it's got to be a might.
humble one, too, or don't oyerlool
things
"Ill see you in Texas first, and nov
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you skate upstairs or down cellar OF
wherever you belong, and don't you
dare to speak to me again unless l adj
dress you frst!"
what! What" almost sobbed the
woman in her passion, as she danced
about. "You speaking like that to the
woman who owns the landlord and has
mortgage on the house and all the
tenants! Did ever! But there'll be
fun in this house from to-day, and you
won't be the one tc laugh over it'll"
Mr.. Bowser is something of a bluff
er, as the reader knows, and in most
instances has gained his point, but
when he tackled the janitress of FIAT
house he didn't begin to realize the
magnitude of his undertaking. Not a
piece cf furniture had yet entered the
door when she had camped on his
trail
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When Mr.. BoRser had decided thar
they were % rry fat life for three or
four months. while the house vas ul-
dergliug alterations, Mrs. Blwser was
naturally anxious 10 see tire fiat
NO Use making q journey Of four or
five miles 10 see a fat" be replied
"It's right there and it won't get away
before We 20 over with the goods
II therefore came about that neither
of them stepped foot into the place be
hsl leased until the vans with the
household goods were AZ the dour. Mrs.
B0wser stood on the steps, took look
around, and then do,efuLy asked;
is this the scenery you referred 10
when you came home and told me
about the faty'
whats the matter with the seen
CITY p" be replied, as he let his eyes wan
der around.
~Oh. nothing at all, There's a coal
yard, a boarding stable, two squa,ters'
sLanties and a saloon, and we shall have
nothing 70 complain Of in the way OF
sceuery'"
Finding fault even before we have
entered the house. Ell. What has
the scenery got 10 do with us2 We
shall be three flights up aud overlook
IL an. You cant expect every fiat in
New York 20 look out on rivers, and
parks, and mountains. Let's 90 uI
and see the rooms"
Thet had reached the foot Of thr
second fight Of stairs when they en-
countered a woman with a bunch o
| KEYS in her hand. Indeed, Mr. Bowse
bumped against her in the semidark
ness before her presence was discoy
| cred.
! "Who-who the Old Harry is thi.
nad what are You sku,kiag around her
| FORE" he demanded.
"Who am l. sir!" exclaimed III
woman, as she jinglcd her keys abou
-"IlI soon let you know who | am
I'm the jauitress Of this house, an
what business have you poking aroun
! bere?'
"Oh, the janltress, Ell? Well, why 4
| tlunderation don't you have this hal
| lighted? DO YOU suppose I've got th
eyes Of a cat that l can see in tn
! dark?"
"Its none Of your business, sir!
obeys what I'm told by the Landlord
and nobody asked you to come pokin
lup here. Who is it you are after?'
"Woman!" shouted Mr.. Bowser a
| lie gjared at her through the obscuritl
"my name is Bowser."
"And ! don't care for that!"
"Aad I've rented the fourth Aat!"
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25
HUMOROUS


20 you know 7 tur'f t1l-s mleA
uf Nawson." -Yuu IaH', h4ve-o. Aoe
san size Mlws0u up iH TWO seconds
Brooklyn Life.
-Wajting.-Nrs. Aug5-.---How dc
sou Ike the new minister Mrs uuol-
will don't know yer- haven L-si
bis wife--C Chicago News
No Beturus.--Do yCu think there
Is any money iu politics Jimpson
You bet there is That's where al
mine went. Detroit Free Press
NO, / never take the newspapers
home; I've a family of C-UwU-up daush-
tiers. you know" Papers TOO iulI oi
crime. eh9" ~No, too fun Of bargain
sales. Truth
They have never spoken since they
took part in private theatrie1.s' said
Miss Cayenne. Il see; professional
jealousy" ~Oh. dear. no; something
far worse. It's amateur Jealousy.
Tit-Bits.
-~Why does the baron look so glum :.
I thought he had just married an
heiress." so he has; but he speeulatec
few days after the marriage and lost
the better half Of his wife. "-Fiegende
Blaetter.
-Unscienti6e.-Firs Arctic ENplor-
sr-"I have always considered Co.um'
bus a somewhat oyeresrimated man.
Second Arctic Explorer-"WhyF' Firs'
Arctic ENplorcr-"He discovered Amer
lea the first time he went TO look toI
Iit."-Puck.
The Prize Of .Flattery.-'That mar
Crumlett has more Invitations 10 din
ner than any other man in town.
"How does he work it?" lie tells everl
hostess with a grown-up daughter tha
she must have married much below tn
legal ge."-Cleycland Plain Dealer.
What made Kladderfleisch in sucl
a hurry 10 get out Of Germany II
happened to bear 4 close resemblance
| in personal appearance to Empero
| William" There was no harm il
that" "No. but there came boil o.
the end OF his nose one day, and he wa
afraid of being arrested for les
majeste."-Chicago Tribune.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25
SOME FOREIGN CHAT.

Spitzbergen has attained the impor-
tance of having a newspaper pub
lished devoted entirely to it. 1t is the
Spltzbergen Gazette, edited by a pro-
fessor of the college at Tromso in Nor
way.
England claims Sig. Marconi, who
is experimenting with wireless teleg.
rapby, as her own, because he is half
Irish. His mother was Miss Jameson.
connected with the Jamesons who make
whisky.
The pope now owns a palace for his
nuncio in Paris, by the bequest of the
late Marquise de Plessis-B -Bellievre, the
Limoges court having ratified the com.
promise made by the cu1ia with the
marquise's legal heirs.
Prussia's youngest lieutenant will
soon be Prince Oscar, the kaiser's fifth
son, ten years Of age, and the first
Prussian prince born the son of an EN-.
peror. His elder brothers were all born
before William HIS accession.
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"Oh, that's it? Well, that's different,
but I've also got further word to say.
If you are a man as gets drunk and
raises high jinks I'll not permit ye to
disturb the other tenants. And don't
think I'm here to be running up and
down stairs at your beck and call. If
We want the halls lighted and will pay
for the extra gas. I'll see the landlord,
but he's not a man to be bulldozed"
Mr. BOwser would have hung on and
argued matters, but Mrs. Bowser who
had crouched against the wall and
held her breath, tugged at his arm
and got him away. He clumped up
stairs ahead Of her, muttering under
his breath; but as he unlocked the
door leading into their fiat he braced
up cheerfully and exclaimed:
We'll, old girl, here we are at last
III have that woman bounced this aft
ternoon, 20 to the board of public
works and have the scenery changed
tomorrow, and then we'll proceed to
take comfort. Now, then, look about
and tell me how you like it?"
Mrs. Bowser took walk from the
kitchen to the parlor and then leaned
up against the wall and wept.
what in Timothy is the matter
now?' demanded Mr. Bowser as he
looked at her in astonishment
"Look-look at the scenery" she
tobbed, as she pointed from a front
window.
"Scenery--yes. The scenery seems to
be a junk-yard which deals mostly in
old bottles, but what has that got TO
do with us? You didn't expect to see
Pixies Peak from these windows, did
you?'
But it's a tucked-up little play
house of fat!" She protested, as she
wiped away her tears 10 look around.
Just look at this parlpr! Why, it
isn't as big as my bedroom at home!"
"Of course it isn't, but did you ex-
pect we were to give dance here
once a week? It's simply a cosy little
parlor for a small family, and when we
get settled you'll be delighted. You
won't have to walk half a block to
cross the room"
But the bedrooms are dark" she
went on, as the tears came again.
"My dear woman" said Mr.. Bowser
in coaxing tones and calling bland
smile TO his face, "a bedroom was in
vented for use at night. ! seen moth
ing whatever TO complain of, There
Is no waste room here. Everything Is
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25
He Needed n ChaperOne.

lust before recent dinner given IN honor
of some magnate, a young swell whose ehlei
claim TO distinction seemed to be the helgh'
ri his collar and an eyeglass, addressing
"Reastly nuisance, isn't it? Spoke to that
fellab over there-took him for gentleman
and found he had a ribbon on his coat
some blooming head waiter, ! suppose;
"Oh. no. replied the other; that 5 Blank
the guest Of the evening
eDash it all, now, is it - said the aston
isbed swell "Look here, old fellow, as yot
Know everybody, would you mind sitting
pext me at dinner and telling me who every
"Sbould like to very much, replied tn
other man. "but YOU see | cannot, I'm th'
blooming head waiter!'-San Francisco
ArgOnaut.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Ii Was Easny solved win she BrEAt
mnrhaH


Mrth8d-
@T win nct DENY. Mr HarEalaur.7 the
EQuns W1nlu said. with l1uu-llst eyes
tnar FuuF attentions are aErggat.s O. ne
- all l.a-Fs -ll r1 have 500 core
Mr. harsaiou- attempted o. slll-i1 ta4
distance leturea them-
and SET. she wrHs on res-ralail- DID
81 3 Eestzre. Il harl.y know m} oEn i1-ll-
aaFss CHerwaters - Bertie inter
ruui7,i H. varrs nlan. Never mind y1ur
n-ia8 Isstsa a Tlur h5arI- dear SRI. Lis
ten 81 wear heart
that's what am TRYING 90 Do, she re-
pEed III j cru'd only
-ff vuu could oa'y be sure I am wnrthyt
al oourse lin not, dear No man on earth .
g1od enough
-No. Z isn't that T."
Your people 06lectt
80 r1-
Neither Do miae.o he exclaimed. rap
turocsly.
Aain be attempted t1 shorten the Dis
tanre. and again Sic restrained him.
-Eertie Gilenwlters, hgarse-vs be
asked, would you miss me If / never came
here aEala
That's Il. Mr Harkalong." muruurea
the sgtatei maiden. hooking az him with
tears in heT eycs. Il don't want y0u 90 aunt
coming lndesl- ] don't. I should mss
you. iuiced. ] should Mr. Hlrkllolg =
ard a tear rolled down her cheek YOU
bring me the best Chocolate creams i ever
GET &C hicaEoe Tribune.
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A BaaTtiiIl CHS kliGill

F-1. he RspuhlcaH. Versailles, L--
~ TurEsr=. Of Versailles, Ind .lze 81
f--7 -.r--rrs ~ com. .ste-y WrlI ped -E -A
ther children. Their dalsa-er Llsss u
rz-tleaar. rs gwen them mugl e2l.ts+-l- l,t.-l-.
She Is fifteen, and IRON str1lz, ll.----a 'l.-.-1
~ tHrss wears a-1. had become Eelh anu
Eeut aLl1E off 7- is-h uJIi sic ll,a.'s -5- q
nere skeleton. She seemed TO nave ~ -li- lA-e
stsl Her blood became impure ana .. ----.---s
- bae1me tha victim ID nervous proes-Lla
ti1n. doctors di1 not help her- Most q --.' .-1
tfrle sbe was confined 90 bed v-as very lleL1
1as and irritable, and seemed on the Ns'ss
of st. NitUs dance. ss-l.
sOne mnrniur." ssid Mrs. Iucker; 7, lne 6
ioctor told as 10 give her Dr. y ans Us II,
bim ne Said he was treating similar case
with theSe pills and they were curing me "a,
tient. We began giving the pi-s anu ~. --S
next day could see q change tor lAe Ue'ssl'
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Thus says F. Walters, lie Raysyille P,
who grew tsworn tol 252 bushels Sai7sr,
corn per acre. That means 25.208 busbsls
on 100 acres at SOC a bushel equals s. .5Sa
That is better than prospective gold mins
Salzer pays S400 in gold for best Bsms
for his l7-ineh corn and oats prodigy. Ym
can win. Seed potatoes only $50 barrel
SEND THIs NoTICE AND 10 CTS. IN SrAxPs
to John A. Salzer Seed Co, La Crosse, Wi.
and get free their seed catalogue, and II new
farm seed samples, including above corn and
oats, surely worth $40, to get a start. Es
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Just before the rising Of the law courts a
case involving The playing Of golf was beard,
and a queen counsel engaged % % thus
described for the Instruction oi the judge
the ancient aud I0yal game. Il believe, my
lord. that the game 0i gull . played ln n.
regular helds OF waste grounds Ulth small
haA which the PLAYER tIlcs % hgt with a
stiek II he succeeds iu hitting tire bah be
spends the remainder Of the ddy ia looking
for q. That. as ] ana informed, my lord, Is
the ame OF golf. London Telegraph.
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Disqualified.

ooh, YES, Miss Birding is cultivated
singer but-she will never pass for great
artist, you know" 81.
And why not, pray!
"Because She can sing in nothing but Eng
lish."
ooh, dear Is that sou -,
eyes, and it is abominably good English
too You can understand every word she
savs,"-Philadelph Bulletin.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25
NOTES ON NoTABLES.

Lucy Curtis is the mayor OF Cimar-
ron. No, runs the town, conducts a gem
pral store and is the leader of the local
Sorosis.
Mrs. Paul Brcen, of San Francisco,
las given $4,000 for the construction OF
an arch in Golden Cate park, to be a
memorial to her husband and sons.
DR.. Henry barnard, of Hartford, the
founder Of the school systems of Con
uecticut, is 81 years old, He lives in
the old homestead in which lie was
born.
Principal Caird, of the University of
Glasgow, who viii soon resign his post
on account of old age, will probably be
succeeded by Prof. Story, who holds
the chair OF church history in the uni
versity.
Gen. Russell Thaycr, who for "a years
has been chief engineer and superin'
tendent of Paramount park, Philadel
phin, has resigned. He is to become
connected with the United Gas Improve
ment company.
The health Of ex-Empress Eugenie Is
not satisfactory. The eX-empress is in
her seyenty-frst year. She has beer
for some years past crippled with rheu
natism. She will leave England fol
her villa at Cap Martin at an early date
Mrs. Caroline Tyler Lea, of Philadel
phia, descendant OF Gen. Israel Put
nam, has caused a marble memorial t.
be placed over the original grave Of tht
general in Danielson, Conn. The BODY
now rests near the Putnam equestrian
monument in Brooklyn, Conn.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Johnnie-Papa, is mamma the better
half of you?
Father-Yes, my son, that's the way
they put it.
And are all wives the better half o.
their husbands?"
Certainly, my SON."
"Then what part of King Solomon
were his wives ?'-BrookIyn Life.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25
sftrE or OHlo, Cur o. ToLEDo, :
L----.. Gill

Frank J. Cheney makes cath that hsi,tt
senior partner Of the firm 81 FL o.
& Co. doing business In the c,ty af T.i-i5
County and STATE aforesaid and that ~
Grm win paw the sum Of One Huus-ss M
lars for each and every case OF uatarrf 49,
cannot be cured By the use of Hairs F-ts--i
Cure. FRANK j. CHENFV
Sworn to before me and suhscrib.l h -
presence, this 9th day Of Deceu-be-. a ~
iSSs A. ". GLEASON
[Seall Notary Pubie
Han sCatarrh Cure Is taken iutsrnsIirs,l
acts directly on the blood and uu-lUs -
faces Of the system. Send for Testimonial.
free. F.J. CHENEY & co. Tole9o n >
sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Cumso-I hear that Mr.. Seadis left slN.
900 TO Eellvard university.
Cawker-ls it to be applied to auy us,.
ticular purpose, such as the endowment 4
a chair!
"The money is TO he used for the epdow.
ment Of a football hospital. 7-PueE
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

"Have YOU de ring, Alistah Johnsing:
"No. sah. ! amt got no ring, Fac IS:
pahson, done expect trouble wld some o
nv creditahs, an ] put up de ring toh %
cents SOS wouldn't have no yallerahles on
my pusson ! spec it'll be bout de same
.Aiug If Luciudy puts her finger troo a hole
in the ticket. Thank you, pahson. '-CleSe-
Ind pllin nallcr
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Herr Stockcr, the Berlin Jcw-baiter,
has been preaching at Greir before the
anti-Prussian Prince Henry XXII. Of
Reuss. Starting with the text; "True
Love Of Your Neighbor," he urged his
hearers to trade only with persons Of
their own religious faith.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

A copy of the new edition Of Miss Parloa',
Choice Receipts will be sent postpaid to any
Of our readers who win make application ~
postal card or note to Walter Baker Co,
Limited, Dorchester, Mass.
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N.u. for the Mheelmen.

The League Of American Wheelmen num-
hers nearly 1000 below the 100000 mark
within the last few weeks. In spite Of this
startling diminution the maximum Of
health NAV be attained by those who use
NE comforting and thorough tonic, Hostel
ter's stomach Bitters, which promotes d.
gestion, a healthy flow of bile, regularity o.
thp bowels. and counteracts kidney trouble
II is moreover, a remedy for and preventive
Of malaria and rheumatism.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Spratts-Miss Elder is much Older
than l thought.
Hunker-Impossiblel
"Well, l asked her If she had read
'Aesop's Fables and she said she read
them when they first came OUTFIT.
Bits.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

"There are a million microbes in
every oyster"
That's all right"
How is it all right?"
"Why-it gives us chance TO eat
them before they eat us."-LouisvilIs
Courier-Journal.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

She--So, this is your picture? 1t Is
true representation of the dining.
room of an ocean steamer; but why
didn't you introduce some characters
He-Because that picture is entitled:
"The Dinner Hour During q Rough
Passage. Puck.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Van Gabbler-I see the fashion il
coming in again for ladies to wear ear
rings. ] suppose now you'll have to
have your ears bored.
Miss Ennui--Im used to that Odds
and Ends.
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A Handsome Metal Paper Cutter ana
Hook Mark Combined

Sent free Of postage under sealed cover on
,crsirt III ten cents In silver or stamps.
Tba ate.t. bc,tard most seryleeable adjunct
III ever. bbrau ana office Address Geo. II.
HeaHold, sl1 Old colony Building, Chicago,
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Parson-What do you gather from
the lesson Of the five wise and the five
foolish virgins2
Student-That at least one-half the
women are foolish.-Chicago Daily
News.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

''Do YOU really mean 70 stand hy what
ysu say about retiring from public life:
Inquired the intimate friend just before an
election. ,-
"How ID / know responded the po'ti.
clan. I'm no prophet. - Washington
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

The inventor Of kind Of suspenders that
won't wear out is assured OF the blessings OF
all manklnd.-Washington Democrat.
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FRANK TUCKER.
MIS- ERANk IlChI

Subscribed and sworn to before me this
2Sth day OF April, 1897.
HUGH JOHNSON, Justice Of the Peace,
These pills are wonderfully effective in the
treatment OF an diseases arising IRON I'M
3ure blood. or shattered nerve force. They
are adapted to young or old, and may be
had az any drug store.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Softleigh--Everything l drink goes
right to my head.
Dashieigh-Well, that's natural.
Softleigh-Why is it?
Dashleigh-Plenty Of room at the
top, you know.-Chicago Record.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

The doctor came and was surprised 70 see
s1cb AM Improvement He told Us g. keep
riying her the medicine. We gave her one
IN alter each meal until eight boxes had
been used when she was well. She has not 7,
been sick since, and we have no fear OF the
old trouble returning. We think the cure
] .1v,1et ,g,ir agu'Uus ~
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Actors, Vocalsts, Public Speakers praiss
Hale's Honey Of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Piso's Cure for Consumption relieves Inc
most obstinate coughs.-Rev. D. Bueh.
mueller, Lexington, Mo, Feb. q, '9i.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Fits stopped free and permanently cured
No fits after first days use Of Dr. Kline,
Great Nerve Restorer. Free 50 trial hottie {
treatise. DR.. Kline, 933 Arch st., Phia., Pa.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

There are people who think it is BE
thing to play no cards but whist,-Washing
ton Democrat.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

It's the man who has the will powe,t
stop drinking when he sees fit that neye
sees fit.-Chicago Daily News.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Teacher seyereiyt-Tommy Smith, come
here WHY haven't you learnt your
geography lesson,
Tommy Cause the papers sav there's
going 70 be a change in the map Of Europe
Pearson's Ncekly
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

When boy can't think Of anything else
to do he eats something.--Washngton Dem.
,nrot
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

The inventor ct >uspcndgr, that will not
uull the buttons 0f Mil have a bigger for
tune than @ shareholder in kloudlae.-
Washington Democrat.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

You can tell a good deal about a man BY
the kind of team he drives,-Washington
DemOCrat.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

prim-Nan is born to rule the world
Prone-But sometimes he gets married.
TTD-to-Date.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

Rupture. Surecure Book free. Writefort
toS.J Sherman, Specialist, Mt Vernon,NY
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25
Almonds and Smilax.

A good deal is said and written about
society, but all there is to it is salted Al
monds and STANDARDIZATION Globe.
The Southern herald., 1898-03-25

II is astonishing how many people criticiss
things they know nothing about,-Washlng
ton Democrat.