The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1898-12-07

He Secured the Safe Transmission
Of His Oaic,.i Correspcndencc to
the Foreign ONCE.
Stepping to the counter, Herr Won
Bismarck asked u grinuing young shop.
boy in shirt sleeves, n blue linen apron,
not of maiden freshness. and blessed
with Il pair Of large, rcd, greasy paws,
engaged in weighing somo Dutch cheese,
to oblige him with a sheet of writing
paper, some sealing wax and a pen to
direct letter.
On the hoy producing the needful
with the traditional what else. sir?"
Bismarck said: my hanos are rather
cold You had better do II for me" " And
he handed the boy couple Of letters
wrapped in the sheet of blush paper
forming an envelope, for I'm those days
made up envelopes were still unknown
Ia Germany Evidently flattered by the
request of such an imposing looking
client, for Herr Won Bismarck's tall hat
was almost touching the ceiling of the
nqualid little shop, the greasy handed
youth took the parcel, and. having
closed it skillfully with some brown
sealing wax and Endorsed IL with the
initials of the flrm he returned 1t to its
owner to writo the address.
"Sorry, my friend, to give you more
trouble, said the future chancellor in
his jovial way. but cant manage to
write with my gloves on, SO just ad
dress il for me-" And he handed him
penciled slip with the name Of Herr
wt In a,,b ~;
oil and colonial warehouscman. No 900
Friedrichs strasse, Berlin.
"Thank you, young man; that'll do
capitally," and paying for the paper.
etc., with a small tip 10 the oily boy
with the stereotyped grin, he pocketed
his letter, and we left the place to oon-
tinue our walk.
81 dare say You are wondering why
treat my correspondents to such greasy,
evil smelling missivesp" And he showed
me the cheesy finger marks of the boy
on both sides of tho improvised envel-
ope. "I'll tell you secret. and teach
you useful lesson for future times
You may some day thank me for the
hint" exclaimed Herr won Bismarck.
laughing heartily.
"You know we are blessed here in
Frankfort, as throughout all south Ger
many, with the Thurn and Taxis postal
administration, mine Of wealth to
that fortunate family, but the most
wretchedly managed concern under the
sun. AS you may imagine. 1t is under
the thumb Of Austria. hence slow and
the triumph Of red tape, with pro-
nounced weakness for diving into other
peoples business and skimming, of
course, the correspondence Of all Ger
man and foreign ENJOYS, accredited to
the diet, with preference for mine,
the ever suspected Prussian 'culprit and
traitor.
"They have established q regular
black cabinet in the princely postoffice,
where specially trained imperial and
royal wiseacres peruse our prose with
critical eye, transmitting copies Of ex-
tracts OF all 'treasonable' matter, or
particularly interesting reports, to the
august Bsllplatz, where Gentand and
after him Klindworth have established
alynx eyed system Of political espionage
(politisches schnuffeln) extending all
over Europe. and comprising 60 ipso all
German courts and ohancelleriea
"Not being particularly anxious to
crafty the morbid curiosity Of our Aue.
trian ally, l have thought it advisable
to send important reports to the Berlin
foreign Office, as we'll as all my letters
to the king, to Herr Won Manteufel,
and to my sister and some particular
friends, under cover to some mercantile
firm in Berlin, changing frequently and
usually asking a counter jumper in a
cheesemonger' or oilman's shop to ad.
dress them for me-and you can easily
understand that the imperial and royal
sniffers (schnuffler) don't manage to
guess the correspondent of the Prussian
representative under greasy. i'll SMELL
ing cover, such as you have seen.
ut stands to reason that the smell Of
cheese or herring and the scribbling
Of shopboy must deceive sharper
men than the Thurn and Taxis post
officials and the specially delegated
Austrian postoffice clerks The only pre-
caution have to take is to 60 to differ
ent shops in quarters of the town where
/ am not known and to vary the Berlin
address from time to time. Thus I'm
perfectly safe.
lie tour est joue. and snap my fin
gers at the Ballplatz 1t IL simple
enough, as you have seen. yet it
wouldn't do to send everything through
that channel, as they would otherwise
get suspicious, SO treat my Austrian
friends at least once week to some of
my diplomatic prose - unimportant
stuff. and occasionally something want
them to know-or to believe" and he
indulged in boisterous laugh.-Baron
dc Malortie in Cornhill Magazine.