The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1898-09-07
All Sorts.

Cough Cure. Harmless in effect,
touches the ri ght spot, relisble and
Just what is wanted. 1t acts at
once. J. E. Kaufman.
Don't cry over split milk, but rush
around and find the cat
The man who boasts that he has
no vices frequently overlooks lying.
Because you can't get all you want,
don't neglect what you can get.
The success of many great men is
due to the use of other mems brains.
The Emperor Of China has to fast
sixty four days in each year for the
sake of religion.
Married couples in Norway are
privileged to travel on railways at a
fare and q half.
The annual harvest of the Ameri-
car fisheries amount to forty-fve
million dollars.
A man finds his warmest welcome
at the place where he spends the
most money.
One Minute Cough Cure surprises
people by its quick cures and chill.
dren may take it in large quantities
without the least danger: 1t has
won for itself the best reputation Of
any preparation used to-day for
colds, Group, tickling in the throat or
obstinate coughs. ]. E. Kaufman.
"You say your brother is younger
than you, yet he looks much older"
Yes, he has had a great deal of
trouble; but I never married.
The Jewish Year Book estimates
that there are in the world about H.
100000 of the race, more than half
being under Russian jurisdiction.
True friendship. is said to be like
sound health; the value is not known
until it is lost. No one wishes to
lose either, though, to prove tie
maxim.
"A man." says sorely tried farther,
''never fully realizes the wealth of in
formation he does not posses till his
first child begins to ask questions"
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve has
the largest sale Of any Salve in the
world. This fact and it's merit has
led dishonest people to attempt to
counterfeit it. Look out for the man
who attempts to deceive you when
you call for DeWitt's Witch Hazel,
the great pile cure. J. E Kaufman.
The sum and substance Of the
preparation needed for coming eter
nifty is, that you believe what the Bi-
bic tells you, and do what tine Bible
bids you.
Find the cause of each wrinkle on
a mans face and you will find that it
was put there by worrring over some
thing that worrying could not help.
A housemaid says her mistress is
inconsistent. She charges her not
to break a dish, and if she does
break one she charges her for it just
the same.
A member of the National House
Of Representatives, speaking OF a
fortunate member, remarked, I'D
rather have his luck than a license to
steal"
Truth wears we'll. People have
learned that DeWitt's Little Early
Risers are reliable little pills for reg
ulating the bowels, curing constipa
ton and sick headache. They don't
grippe. J. E. Kaufman.
Do not think because a man snaps
you up every time you speak to him
that he has not an agreeable disposi-
ton. It may be that he has a bad
stomach.
When the heart is sad, and de-
spondency sits at the entrance of the
soul, trifing kindness drives away
dispair. and makes the path cheerful
and pleasant.
"What a change one little woman
can make in a mans lifer' exclaimed
The moralist. "Yes," sighed Dub.
kinks, "and what a deal of change
she requires while doing i;!%
A Lesson.