The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06
She Was in Mourning.

He had asked her to be "his'n, !"
and she had made up her mind that
she had worked out long enough,
anyway. So she accepted him. She
was perfectly satisfied with her place,
but she wanted to have house of her
own. So they were married.
1t wasn't long afterward that she
came back to sec her former mistress
about something. and the latter no
ticed that she was wearing mourning.
OF course she was sorry for her, and
was rather surprised that she made no
mention of her bereavement. It's IN
deed grievous thing wien a honey
moon is cut short.
Finally the former mistress brought
up the subject herself.
"You are in mourning, Maggie,
she suggested.
EYES," replied Maggie, compla-
Gently, and with no show of feeling at
at all, 81 thought it was the least l
could do fer i'm.
cit is showing no more than proper
respect, Of course. | am very sorry
1t must have been a great shock.
;'Great shock exclaimed Maggie.
in surprise. Then, as she grasped the
idea, she went on, ooh, he ain t dead. >
with the accent on Che
"You haven't lost your husband"
Maggie shook her head.
"Then why are you in such deep
mourning?'
Just to please the poor lad, an
swered Maggie. You see. it's this
way" she went on, when she had de-
cided to tell the story. CATER we
was married, he comes to me, an he
says, Maggie, he says, the poor wo-
man niver had nobody to put on mourn
in fer her, an 1 dunno that she's
been treated right, he says. Who"
saysI. Ne first wife, says he. She
was all alone in the world, exceptin'
fer me, he says. She had no wimcn
folks to wear mournin' fer her. An
so | says to him, I'll do it fer the poor
woman, l says. An here am. -
And the best of it is that the story
| is absolutely true.
: Lawycr-sI am afraid you will
have hard time proving your inno-
cencc." Bill, the Burglar-"Well,
hang it! that's what | hired you fer.
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= Forty-four muscles are calico
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