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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-01-21
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-01-21

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The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30
OLD GLORY OF rnE p. F. VS..


virginia womaBhood Il Unchanged,
but the Men Are DeueAerating.
From the st. Louis Globe Democrat:
On a night the past week TIE annual
ball. the season event, was given at
White Sulphur Springs Virginia
womanhood was on exhibition, and a
magnificent display Il was Powdered
court-plastered. CARRIED In the styles Of
colonial days, these daughters OF Viz
ginia trooped In from the cottages an
they filled the spacious ballroom. The
floor was cleared. aud the hlgh-bred
damsels moved through the stately
measures Of a mlnuet The sight was
one 10 warm the blood OF q Puritan.
There Is no degeneracy In the Virginia
woman On the feminine side the +,
+. v Is a living reality.
"Our girls. said an old Virginlan.
sitting In a corner Of the room and
following with klndling eyes the indie.
scribably graceful sweep Of the Ions
lines over the floor. ARE bred and
trained Just as carefully as they were
when Virginia was at the zenith Of her
glory, Their physical health. their ed
ucatlon. their manners. are developed
with that some scrupulous attention OF
detail their grcat-grandmothere re-
ceiyed. The system has been handed
down from mother 20 daughter II has
undergone no change. II Is preserved
In all OF Us purity. We are very proud
Of our women. think II the whole
country could view this scene tonight
Il would be conceded that We have os
caalon TO be. But our men
Once more the long lines formed an'
swept down the room. The gentleman
Of the old school forgot 10 finish hli
sentence as he Joined in the vigorous
applause
swhat u IA msttsDlwlh Tao ylr.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

which, Harrison says. people "consum.
ed so heartily that never dld Romolus
and Remus suck their she.wolf with
such eager and sharp devotion as these
men ale at huncqp, tlll they be az red
as cocks and little wiser than their
combs" II II be the intention Of the
Elizabethan Stage society TO revive
the primitive playhouse. with all IT,
early traditions strictly adhered to. It
may be hoped that the minor details
VIII not be wholly overlooked. The
novelty and charm Of the Illusion
would be heightened were gasllght OK.
cluded and the stage floor strewn with
PUSHES. and II were added spruce
hidalgo-llke playgoer stretched there.
on at ease. his elbows resting ON d
stool, gazing with rapt attention a.
the play unfolds to his wondering
Imagination new phases In llfe's drama
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30
Taste for Apples.

Meehan's Monthly: The SUPER
abundance Of the apple crop last year
has had one good result for the iu-
ture Of the orchardlst. Il rendered
apples 40 cheap that the consumption
was greater than ever before. a taste
Of this kind once stimulated generally
continues. consequently the demand
will be larger In seasons TO come than
Il has been hitherto. This year apples
have been In Philadelphia markets the
whole year through, Last years sup
ply Of late varieties. such aa the Bald
win. had scarcely disappeared before
the Russian variety, Tetoffsky. came In
from Virginia These. Of course. will
be followed by better kinds
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

ginla mgnf" vas asked Of lady IN
whose veins now the best Of The caval-
icT strains. tat uhO has lived iOns
enough to have grown blunt Of speech.
whisky" she replied without hest
tation Or qualification.
The gentleman Of the old school
shook his head regretfully NJ he added;
= fear the mint iulep Is too popular In
Virginia"
Whne Virginia womanhood IL ~
glorious ms ever. Virginia manhood q
10 a degree disappointing But the ex-
PLANTATION Il not altogether just. One
need not be long a traveller In this land
10 discover that. go where he Will,
North. West. or South. no will find the
male vlrglnian filling positions %
mark In the community. Perhaps no
other state In the Union has sustained
such a drain Of les best blood In the
thirty years since the war. Certainly
no state has so widely scattered the
flower Of ne male youth 10 grow up In
other parts Of the country. In business,
IN the professions. IN the management
Of transportation interests. virglnians
are prominent from New York TO San
Francisco. from Duluth TO Galveston
BY this drain the state has gained In
fame abroad. but suffered at home.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

Lutte 4. Little. a 23-year-old negress,
with bright, round face and intelligent
eye, entered the criminal court at Mem
phls, Tenn, one day last week, with all
the aplomb OF an old practitioner and
presented her duly authenticated
claims TO the privilege OF practicing
law In the courts Of Tennessee. She
was admitted without a question. She
Is the first representative Of her ser OF
any color TO be admitted to the bar OF
Tennessee. She Is the only colored
woman In the south licensed TO practice
law. She Is the only living colored
woman In the United States probably
IN the world. a member OF the bar.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

Miss ana Master and you're very klnd
70 ozef q sHa i'ai-@g q - mgsa ctii--
cd a. am. Nbough be doesn's say what
he ought"
Jennie vas very glad she had taken
Jlmmies advlceA and did not mind AZ
all when Sara Brown. a girl she went
70 school With. passed and looked At
thom contemptuouay, saying TO Der
sister. How queer q Jennie Bright 70
plcb. dp such compaIg saant SPEAK
TO her Why. those folks are almost
beggars"
When Uncle Jack cane ana took the
children away, he said a civil word 70
the woman. told her her boy was
pretty little chap. and hoped the baby
would get well soon, Moreover he
sent the waiter TO her with q cup Of
coffee and a plate OF clans The sort
Of ylctuals she needs" be said 10 Jen-
ME.
when Jennie told Uncle Jack about
Sara Brown. ne shook his head. Shes
a silly piece" no said "and remember.
my dear. as you sail on the voyage Of
life. always answer a signal OF distress
whenever you see one."-Ne" YORK
Ledger.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30


with bookE- several stood open inyit-
ingly-and fair white sheet Of paper
lay on his bloiiIng-pad-bui he did not
write.
Presently Jakes opened the door and
said: There's a young woman sir
asking to see you; shall ! say you re
cngaged7"
"A young woman. Jakes7" queried
the scholar what sort Of a young
woman. and from whence
We'll. sir. and Jakes closed the door
behind him. Il do think she's from the
circus ~ Is on the village green"
From the clrcus!" repeated the
scholar. what can she want?'
she won't give no name nor yet no
message. sir Shall I say that you're
engaged. sirl"
Jakes considered n the height OF
impudence" that hussy from the cir
Gus should dare ak TO see bis MASTER
and longed to send her about her bual-
ness Fine dolngs indeed for such as
she TO be asking for gentlemen. as bold
as brassi
The scholar pondered. then he said.
half to himself: Phyllis would Ike
me 70 see her-she was always kind.
Jakes. you can show her in"
Jakes departed. much dlspleased. and
presently ushered a young woman into
the room and shut the door after her
carefully. and IN a fashion that said as
plainly as possible: "well. wash my
hands OF this ioolhardy proceeding
The young woman advanced into the
middle OF the room and then stood
awkwardly and said nothing. She was
a tall. slight girl attired In a variety
OF garments. startling In hue. and hay
ing apparently no connection with one
smother. Her hair was brushed about
her forehead and stuck out In a series
OF large rolls" behind. The hair wal
crowned by hat Of portentous siz'
adorned by several rather detected
looking feathers. But under the furze
bush Of hair the face was oval and al
most beautiful in its regularity OF fea
ture aud pure color.
The scholar rose and bowed. ther
with old-fashioned courtesy he set
chair for her, and having seen he
seated. murmured something shyly a
ito what he was indebted for the pleas
ure Of this ylslt7"
The girl stared at him with vid'
blue eyes. then said abruptly: Il say
you're a KNOWN old cove. aren't your
Tho scholar started a little at thl
description OF himself. and waved hi
hands In dcprcrating wise. The cir
vent ons i've card An ,ha village n,
you are always a-afudyins Ola hoo,,s
anu Knows all sorts OF bes,s S,.s
lingo now DO you know 'ow 10 ,. asni'i
love pcahfn ?" iss1 1.he 4
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

Noble In the extreme Is the pro.
iesslon Of nursing In fact, OF ali the
professions that have been chosen by
intelligent women OF late years. that
OF trained nurse seems 10 be one OF
the most useful as well ~ successful
In no way, perhaps. Il woman seen
10 such an advantage as when she min
lsters to the needs Of others. As A
well-known physician has said: "The
profession OF a trained nurse demands
skill. courage, extreme tranquility. linn
ltless patience. falthfulneas TO all as
sumed obligations. and as much self.
effacement NJ is consistent with her
own safety and health. The law that
exacts such qualifications should be
rlgldly applied TO every nurse by the
physician who commits his patients to
her care"
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

A. Princeton Theological seminary
recently young preacher persuaded \
fellow student to listen to him while ~
rehearsed a sermon, The preacheri n
embryo began. Ills subject was
Light" With a violent gesture with
the right arm he said. Blot out tho
sun" with similar frantic move
ment OF the left arm he roared. blot
out the moon!' Then with a combined
gesture, made mp Of both arms, he bell
lowed, Blot out the starsw hut Il
was enough The auditor arose to leave
with hoarse. cruel whisper. Turn on
the gasl"
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

presidential Office could be found. and
that no man has accomplished services
10 the island which could better entitle
him TO the honor. Clsneros IA said to
have admired Masso 30 much that he
offered to resign IN his favor when
lie heard that Masso was spoken OF for
The ofice.
Masso 70 one u three brothers who
learned from their own father indy
ing hatred 70 Spain. and who got their
nrst lesson IN warfare In their fathers
company during the ten years war that
ended In 1874. The father was a half
spanlard and the mother Congo
negroes. Despite the partial Spanish
descent there Is not a drop Of blood IN
Masso's veins that flows In sympathy
with the Spanish cause. SO bitterly
did be- Eight during the former war,
when the chances for Cuban success
were not a thousandih part as good as
they are now. that he rose 10 the rank
Of major general After the restoration
Of peace the Massol reconcllcd thcm-
selves. as Tar as the name Of the thing
went. with Spain and took the oath
OF allegiance. thus escaping punish
mont They soon. however. Joined
Garcia. the bandit. IN his road" move
menis and were somewhere IN hiding
IN the Santiago De Cuba Mountains
when the present revolution broke out.
General Masso ia a naturallzed Amcrl-
can citizen. lie secured his papers
while working for Colonel Figuorado
AZ Tampa some years ago: Although
possessed Of little education. and UNI
able TO read English. Masso Is man
OF considerable intellect. and he has
picked up a vast amount OF informa-
ton on al subjects through conyersa-
ton. While able 10 talk well IN many
topics he Is deficient In arithmetic. ard
n said 10 be compelled 20 use bls
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

John Beckwlth. the warehonseman.
received a letter the Other day adj
dressed In d round business hand and
bearing the Oakland postmark. Ito
glanced at IL. rubbed his forehead re-
hectlyely a moment. and then. withou,
opening the envelope. tore Il into bits.
why did you do that" asked his
partner. THAT might have contained
something Of importance"
"No Il didn't wrote Il myself"
Are you In the habit Of writing let
tiers 10 yourself2"
yes have TO- Now. II I hadn't
written that yesterday aud mailed 4.
would have forgotten that bunch Of
braid. two dozen pearl buttons and Ave
yards Of hair cloth that I've got 10 go
mp town and buy right now. Once.
though I wrote a letter TO myself about
something I wanted 20 remember and
forgot to mail II for two weeks San
Francisco Post
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30
GLOBE THEATER. 1904.
The scenery Was Chiefly Remarkable
for Ifa sleus.

The scenery Was Chiefly Remarkable
for Its signs
A nag was holsted IN front Of the
building to indicate 10 the public that
here was the playhouse. says the Nine
teenth Century. Inside. the stage
was Illuminated with branch torch
lights. az IN churches and a band OF
musicians armed with trumpeH, cor
nets. hautboys and other instruments.
played three nourlshes 10 announce the
commencement Of the performance BE-
tween the acts. too. they would play
lively airs 10 while away the time.
The curtain was drawn. not upward,
as now. but sideways; and In lieu Of
scenery cards were hung mp, wherein
was writ. In a big. bold band. We may
be- sure, the place or scene the specta-
tor was 10 coniure up IN his mind, as
This Is o. Garden" Palace" a
Wood. or This ID Rome" and so
forth. az occasion might require. Judg-
Ing from the light ralllery OF Sir Phil
ip Sidney. Il Is very doubtful whether
there was a change OF scenes at the
period when dramatic pieces were Just
coming into vogue and supplantlng
the medieval mystery and morality
plays Before the play begun the au-
dlence amused themselves with read
irg. playing at cards. INDUCING In lus-
~ banter. smoking and drinking ale
--"ale at huifcap. or dragons milk.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30
with
Don Of nice Note and ~!

cherub tbs per. Cholera and Dior,boeg
DER T, the , ,ll' Or ot' Cigars. Cigarettes.
up. and Jack bought h0s'
and sent for some glasses o..
and then he went away 10 ~
cigar where there were not No man.
dies. "For ladies are apt not to IA (
smoke" he said, "and It's not polite ~
pun II where the wind may blow n IN
their faces"
As soon as Uncle Jack was gone ~
children put all the things he had
brought upon the chair they wers Keep.
ing for him. What a pile Of ssndwlches
and taria, cakes. candy. fruit lie had
tod them 20 eat everything up. for be
was going TO have come coffee and
clans. which he iiRed better. But
really" Jennie said. 1--WE never can
eat them all ourselves. we ought 10
have company"
Just at that moment the pale i,ro
boy who was with the poor woman for
whom Jack had brought the chair be.
gan TO cry: Mamma. buy me a cake Z"
he said. Ate your biz Of bread. hon.
ey." said the woman. Il don't like
bread buy me cake. buy me pie buy
me bananas" sobbod the boy. Pm hun.
cry. nanny. don't like dry bread"
Hold your tongue. Patsey." oald tho
woman In a loud whisper. NANNY
has no money. but ear fares. Sure lt's
for the say air TO do Ms good, brought
ye; be alsy; look at the ships: see the
big waves"
Il want cake" sobbed Patsey. 81
want bananas. See. they've got some. "
Behave yourself aud ate your
bread" said the mother
Jennie, you can have your company
TO lunch II you want H." whispered
Jimmie.
such poor. shabby folks" whisper.
ed Jennie.
Rich folks don't need IT," said jim
ME. we've got enough for ALL"
Then Jennie put down her pride and
turned to the woman: Please" she
said' we've got too much for our
selves. Uncle is 30 generous. Won't
You help us eat Il up7'
The woman hesltated her face turn.
ed rcd at first she seemed about 10 re-.
fuse, men she altered her mind. "You
are VERY kind, Miss" she said. pat
sey Is a little pig. and never thought
10 bring more than a BIZ OF bread. Hell
be glad OF a cake, bless you" Their
Jennie smiled, and taking some papel
divided all the nice things into foul
portions and turned tho chair 80 tina
they could all use II for a table. TIL
boy ate AZ only a hungry boy could
Atsrsi the poor woman would not TAX,
hing. but Jennie was so polite tina
lshe>, ook her share after a while. ant
said: III Is really a rcfreshmont. lIltl
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30
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A gentleman who makes his home AZ
the Hotel Berkeley Il the possessor OF
a fine ST. Bernard which deserves a gold
medal. The dog has developed a
strong penchant for stopping runaway
horses. and the last time the stop was
accomplished Just In time 10 save .
party OF ladies from serious injury ana
perhaps worse. Ills master was dFiV-
ing down Portland avenue last satur-
day when he was startled 10y a cry Gf
Look QUIT" lie turned. and was JUST
I'm time 70 wheel his horse out OF the
way Of a runaway. which was tear
ing down the avenue. Just ahead there
was party OF ladies who could not
possibly escape what seemed certain
death TO some Of thom. when the DOS
who had been following and who seem
ed by Instinct 20 comprehend the I'M
pending tragedy. gave a leap ana
caught the lines OF the runaway be-
tween bis teeth. hts great weight
bringing the frightened animal TO MS
launches Just as he vas about 70 strike
one Of the ladies'. who seemed TOO ter
rlfed TO move Minneapolis Times.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

, ~ hate that girl" said the sallow
young lady VITA the diamond ring. 20
herself, as she gazed with Jealous eyes
at the prettleat girl In her room. II
hate her because | have a felIow-feel-
ing for her"
What a strange and lncomprehensI.
BILE contradiction Is woman.
But the blIndiolded young man 10
whom the aallow young lady was on.
gagged heard her not, and the game ri,
blind mans bun went on until he hasI
caught tao pretty girl and she had
screamed real loud.-rru,h.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

Round and round me nkippiugf
Where to-day tho mice AZ play
Are the only rounds I hear.
Where are all the little men.
Where each little lady7
Some are In the sweet green fields,
Some IN woodlands shady.
Some anoat IN painted boat
Glide along with easy motion.
Some are building sandy towers
by the big. blue ocean
Far away shouts az play
Are the only sounds I hear.
yellow leaves arc falling now.
Summer time "a over.
They VIII soon return 10 me.
Every little rover.
Girls and boys. with pleasant noise,
Happy little voices hummlnR
They win gather round my door
Liateni they are comlngi
Laughter sweet and hurrylng feet
Are the merry sounds | hear"
e H. r.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

IN IN the air. Il IA quite Ger.
'somethlng viii como OF the
Ialion In France and Algeria
pf a tranE-Saharan railroad
kglc. political and CONNER.
10y. We know that the
made Algeria one Of the
h'earts Of the world, that
ellt LOO miles Of railroad
and that Algeria u look.
desert 10 the rich central
a. S0udan a. a source OF
OF enormous expansion
drawn to her marts. The
'ron Is 10 build a narrow.
-from southern Algeria
Zes OF oasis to Timbuctoo
4 this point by rail with
ON the southwest. and on
the fertile regions Of tbs
as far as Lake rchad
for this railroad have
order OF the French
hese proposed routes
for a shorter line. hay
minus at Cape Nun. arr
map which has beer
Russians have proved
sla that desert railroad
ractlcablo.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30

inco bismarck. according to the
4 reports. Is very careful what he
Ks and how he smokes. He re-
"A cigars. hat smokes a big pipe.
q soothing will induce him to drink
Aret. he confines himself vigorously
beer. champagne. hook. whisky and
nnndy. We suppose this must be I'M
tHr the direction Of the famous physl-
e'sn who compels the prince to take
good. abatemlous care OF himself.
The Bryan daily eagle. (Bryan, Tex.) 1895-1898, 1898-06-30
What a woman say, About a Trunk.

What Woman say, About Trunk.
when a woman tells you q trunk Is
light. look out for a." These are the
words Of a baggage expressman and he
ought TO know. lie had gone to
house In the suburbs In response TO
hurry call and found the house In a
great hustle This lady was going %
leave town ln an hour and her trunk
was upstairs and had 70 be brought
down and loaded Into the wagon. "its
not very heavy" she said to the man.
whereat he spat on hls hands and cali
ed IN his helper lie had all he could
DO to M one end.
I've found II always the case" said
he that when a woman says a trunk
Is light rs dead sure 10 be heavy. aud
when she says us heavy ! can usually
handle Il with one hand. ] don't know
why a woman Is this way unless she
thinks I charge her more for a heavy
trunk. and will never ind out how
much Il weighs unless she tells me.
But II that Is so. why does she tell me
that a light trunk IL so heavy III
give Il Nebraska State Journal