The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-06-29
An Sorts Of Paragraphs.

Bowser-Wha is the difference
between the Republicans and the
Democrats Towser-The Offices.
= Never remind other people Of
personal deformity, or of their rela-
tives who may have disgraced them.
Thousands of persons have been cured
Of piles by using DeWitt's Witch Hazel
ma and all skin diseases. It gives imme-
diate relief. Evans Pharmacy.
We pass our lives regretting the
past, complaining Of the present, and
indulging false hopes of the future.
= The original copy Of the Decla-
ration of independence, as written by
jefferson, has been found in Philadel-
phia
Honesty is the best\ policy. :"
But you have to pay premiums in this
world and realize on your insurance in
the next.
: Numerous thousands of young
Spaniards, fearing conscription, skip
from the frontier provinces of Spain
into France.
: Asked to confirm the rumor that
he was about to retire from business,
Russell Sage is said to have replied,
"Why, if stop work, what is there
for me to do p
Birds are covered with feathers
because these combine the highest
degree Of warmth with the least Of
weight.
Josh Billings says he never will
patronize lottery so long as he can
find any one else to rob him at reason
able wages.
Win your battles against disease by act
ing promptly. One Minute Cough Cure
produces immediate results. When taken
early it prevents consumption. And In
later stages it furnishes prompt relief.
Evans Pharmacy.
"A japanese bride gives her we'd
ding presents to her parents as some
slight lecompense for their trouble in
rearing her.
= "Every Klondiker who returns
has gold, laconically remarks the La
Cross Press. ''Those that have no
| gold cant return
Queen Victoria has seven chill
dren living, and has lost two. She
has 33 living grandchildren, anu 81
great-grandchildren.
Pope spoke Of the tongue as a
valuable weapon; yet we have never
heard Of the arrest Of woman for
carrying a concealed weapon.
= instantaneous photography has
revealed the fact that the former
method of representing lightning as a
fiery zigzag was entirely false.
Sick headache, biliousness, constipa-
ton and all liver and stomach troubles
can be quickly cured by using those fa--
nous little pills known as DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers Thew are pleasant to
take and never gripe. Evans Pharmacy.
:'Do you imagine Miss Tandem
in'loye with you, Gharley?" well,
she called me puppy the other even
ing, and you know how fond she is of
dogs.
= The darkest hour in the history
Of any young man, says Horace Gree
ley. is when he sits down to study
how to get money without honestly
earning it.
"A Chicago debating society re-
Gently discussed this question:
(Which is the happiest day Of mans
life; the day he is married, or the day
he is divorced?"
j 1t has been the custom of the
Delaware legislature for many years to
appropriate small sum for annual
distribution among the Sunday schools
of the State.
The editor of the Evans City, Pa, Globe
writes: Zone Minute Cough Cure is right
lv named. Itcured my children after all
other remedies failed" It cures coughs,
colds and all throat and lung troubles.
Evans Pharmacy.
If Texas were as densely popu-
lated as the state of Massachusetts,, it
would have a population greater than
France and Great Britain combined,
or about 75,OOO,O0O.
= Everybody knows that it is hard
enough for bachelor to hold baby,
but tits said to be simple torture when
it is the baby of girl whe Tilted him
heartle sly only three years before.
= The wealth Of Paris is so bound
less that the rubbish and refuse of the
city are worth. millions. There are
more than $4,000 persons who earn
living by picking up what others throw
away.
II tbinl, DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
ia the finest preparation on the market
for niles" So writes John G Dunn, of
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