The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1898-01-13

The little folks love DR.. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup. Pleasant to take, perfectly harmless;
Positive cure for coughs, colds, bronchitis,
asthma.
Coal Operator (despondently): al wish q
way could be fcuno to relieve the glut in +, the
"Tell the dealers to give better weight"
After using allO cent trial size of EIys Cream
Balm you will be sure to buy the 30 cent size.
Cream Balm has equal in curing catarrh and
cold in the heal Ask your druggist for it or
ELY BROS, 66 Warren St., N. Y. City.
/ suffered from catarrh three years. 1t got 80
bad could not work. l used two bottles of
Ely's Cream Balm and am entirely we'll. would
not be without it.-A. c. Clarke, 34l Shawmut
Ave-, Boston.
Wanted to Know. PASTOR "C0me out to
church to- morrow. l feel sure you will enjoy
the sermon. Friend: "W no is going to preachf"
When doctors fail try Burdock Blood Bitters
Cures dyspepsia, constipation; invigorates the
whole system.
She: "Poets are born, not made, you know"
He; That's right. II were you would tul N
my attention to fancy work"
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder disease re-
lieved in SIX hours by "NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is q great sur
In relieving pain in bladder, kidneys and back,
in male or female. Relieves retention Of wat r
almost Immediately. lily you want quick relief
and cure this is the remedy. 1y51
Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist,
lO7 Watt 1t. skowhe gan, Me.
more men," remarked the observer Of men
and things, would doubtless sell themselves
to the devil. IL the devil could be taken in
with green goods"
"A GREAT record of cures, une-
- qualled in medical history, proves
Hoods Sarsaparilla possesses merit I'M
known to any other M EDlClNE.
"Those new neighbors seem to be great
brro@ers." Borrowers One night when
the, gave dinner the, borrowed our family
album"
T. f. Anthony, Postmaster OF Promise
City, Iowa, says: II bought one bottle OF
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism, and two doses
ever took. Sold by Hor alto W. Gushing Drug
gist. l07 Water st. Skowhegan.
Little Clarance: PA, is there really honor
among thieves'Y' Mr.. Cailipers: mo, my son
thieves are just as bad as other people"
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS. WIEsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of moth
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, seftens
the gums. allays all pain, cures wind collie and
i II the best remedy for Dia.Ihoea. It VIII re-
Twenty Ave cents bottle. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup" and
take other kind. 1y3s
Modiste: "What style Of sleeve would you
prefer, Miss De Fashion," Miss De Fashion
what Is the correct thing this ssason-too
tight or too loese?"
RHEUMATISM CURED IN ADAY.
mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu-
ralgia radically cures in to days. Its action
upon the system is re mar able and mysterious.
1t removes at once the cause and the disease
Immediately disappt ars. rhe frst dose greatly
benefits rs cents. Sold by Horatio W. Cushing
Druggist. 107 Water st. Skowhegan.
Hatching conspiracy. Uncle Ned: "How
do you like your new steam enginef" Johnny:
"Isn't 1t dandyf wonder II we could burst
the boiler'"
Distressing Stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the mastery powers OF
South American Nervine Tonic. Invalids need
suffer no longer. because this great remedy
can cure them all. 1t is q cure for the whole
world Of stomach weakness and inc igestion
The cure begins with the first dose. The relief
1t brings is marvellous and surprising. 1t
makes no failure; never disappoints. No
matter how long you have suffered, your cure
is certain under the use of this great health
giving force, Pleasant and always safe 1y5i
Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist,
\ LOT Water st. Skowhegan, Me
Bagley: Bent is . very generous man."
Brace: "In what respect" Bagley: "He
never passes . beggAr that he doesn't borrow
dime from me to give him"