Fort Wrangel news., 1898-08-17
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Not So Remarklhle.-N Slpa'e-t elicyc my dog knows as mucu a~ 1o SAf-l've seen smarter dogs faau .aat.-Fues.
 Fair Nisltor-N-hat n lovely parrot To purrot- Polly want a efarEcat Pol y Icau.louSlyl-Dld you mako lt your selff-TrutA.
 The Eule.-The Able Editor droaical- lyi-ls this porfryf Contrihu'or-Did [ begin each line with a capital lrttcrt -BuetOn Traveller
 Little Clarenct-Pa, what Is the diff ference between tirlnncss and olstin- aey? Mr CalllpcrS- Merely n matter If sex, my son.-iuck.
 George father has failed" That's lust like him told you all along. larling, that he was going to do all he eould 10 keep Us from marrying. g."-Tlt- Bits.
 He ttheatr!callyl-You have refused me! Tomorrow 20 to seek my fO~- tune in the Klondlke. Sht-AIay I have the refusal uS you when you rrturnt- Puck.
 Are you the boss of the house$" in lulrcd the man at the dnor. No: Tn 1nly the boss understudy," was the much-marl1ed mans answer.-Youkers StateSman.
 Nariable.-StranSe an TexasEHow .ons do you fellows work at stretch? Cowboy-Weu, II depends q good deal on how easy de feller dies. Dey're variable.-Judge
 "They say poor Clara consulted the stars before marrying him" "Anl what was the resultT' "They all gave him a good character. except one vaudeville Star."-Life.
 General Recruit surveying the ball roomEI think your ladies would mi4ke excellent soldiers. Van T,el-Why so? General Recruit-They display so much backuone.-IIarlem Life.
 Doctor. who was that man that Screeched and yOWlel so loud when rou Were pulling h!s tooth:' That was a Christian Science friend of mine. .'@Chicago Tribune.
 Laura-When Bob proposed last night, did you know what was coming? Lucretia-No; didn't know papa was within hearing; neither did Bob. Poor Bob-Ionkers Statesman.
 Mrs BooScr ito MT. B.-Why, you disgraceful creature, you're never so- Der. Mr Booser-Nof Mus have been toXicated when married you, an not 'pGnSlhle for actlons@E'un.
 Mistress lseyercly-If such a thing occurs again, Norah, shall have to get another servant Norahl wish yez Wud-there'S eas.ly enough worruk for two ay uS-Boston Traveller.
 She-Here is such q pretty story in the paper about how Edison came to marry IIe-I wish some of these bright Journalists would explain how I came to marTy-Indianlpolis Journal.
 Mr. A1illyuns Cbrlsklyl-Want my daughter, eh? Well. how much are you worthf Money talks. you know. Bob Ila11lup ehtcrfullyl-Yes. I know; but I'd be willing tn let her do most of the talking.-Punch.
 EillainouSlooking Character-Wot's ther time. guv'norf MT. Bluff (hitting 1im over the head-It's just struck one. Yillainous-loollng Character groaningly(-I 'U3c your watch amt q rppeater-Tit-BitS
 A Misinterprctation.- ito parentEShall I give your boy bang Jn his forehead. sir? Parent fbusilyl- Ees; and If that docsI't quiet him. give lim one in the neck. He's been warned uot to tldget in the barUer's chair Judge,
 Fuddy-Do you really think that Raskers cares much for his wife2 Dud- dy-Clres for her? He doteS on her. Scores of times I've known him to make faces for his wife when she had to take nasty-tasting medlclne.-Boston Transcript
 "I observe in the public prints" said the scientific boarler, that q whales tongue sometimes yields a ton of oil" If the whale is as oily-tongued as that said the cheerful idiot, mo won der Jonah was taken in-"-Tndianapo- is Journal.
 70 don't worry about such trif1es," said the New York girl. Just keep a stiff upper lip and you'll come out all right "But,' replied her Boston cousin, ''it Is q physical impossibility for me to maintain q superior labial rig idity.-Chicago News.
 Still Has Faith.-"Mrs. Higgins is