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The evening times., 1898-10-27

sible for the performance admitted that
it was exasperating, but they did not
see how he was going to stop it. They
said that if he could find any way to
stop it they would be glad to see him
try. Presently a group of men appear
ed on the roof of the Republican build
ing, and began to stone the machine.
The Democrats called policeman, and
he went UP on the roof and said that
he would arrest them if they did not
stop such wrongdoing Meanwhile the
duel of the stereopticons went on, and
among other things, there appeared
this:
Il believe in the eighth command
ment-Theodore Roosevelt" 1t was
promptly covered by the following:
Van Wyck believes in all the COM
mandments."
1t is very good thing to have light
on a subject, but there are times when
it is possible to have too much light.
At last accounts the stereopticons were
still twinkling, and the Republican poll
ticians were still swearing. The crowd
in the street meanwhile had all of the
fun and none of the work.
The evening times., 1898-10-27
The Hearts Refuge.

Fame flies, love dies
And the world that was crimson and gold,
Unspeakably fair to behold,
Is gray in the light of day,
Poor heart, where viii you turn
To learn
How best to bear your care?
All, turn and pray!
Hopes die. dreams fly,
But the heart of the world is good,
And a gods similitude
BY pain you may yet attain.
For suffering makes men wise,
And eyes
That joy made blind may find
Light born of pain.
Pail Mall Gazette.
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Hard Fate.
From the Chicaon News

(From the Chicago News.)
''Talk about the irony of fate exclaimed the
poet, as the mail carriers retreating footsteps
echoed down the corridor.
''What's the trouble dear?" asked his better
half.
Trouble" sighed the inspired one; 'aye.
trouble is the word and it has no synonym. ex-
pected check for So this morning and this-this.
is what | received"
And tossing a safe-deposit company's circular
on the table he went over and kicked the cat.
The evening times., 1898-10-27

Without wishing 10 cast any damper
upon festtvity, we must say that the
present month has produced cold days
for peace jubilee proceedings In Chi
cago the elements exhibited a scornfuI-
ness for that kind Of premature humbug.
and now Philadelphia brings up the tail
of the procession, as usual, with as dull,
damp and dismal weather as the most
melancholy nature could wish. Alas, for
preyiOusness,
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Treatment of the President
(Ernm the Chicago Chronicle.l

IFrOm tht OIICdSO NIIIUAItIt+J
We learn from an esteemed contemporary that
DR. Mckinley, ''was dined'' by the jubilee com
mittee Monday evening We are now prepared To
hear that he was lunched by the Union League
Club. carriaged by Mr. Revell. and bedded by Mr..
Lafayette McWilliams. Once begin slcshing around
with the parts of speech and we can give the
President any number Of pleasant and unique ex-
periences
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CURRENT HUM0R.
His Argument. 4

tFrOm The Chicago Post-)
Whist can you offer my daughter that equals
or excels what she has n1w?" demanded tie Old
Well replied the young man. after minute
or two OF thought Il think the name Of Martin
dale is Improvement upon that of Skia2g..'
Those who heard OF it atterward decided it was
clincher. Anyway he got the giIl
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1t has not occurred to the Alser Relief
Commission to discover why. in coun-
try gridironed by railroads. the two prin-
cipal army camps were selected so each
could be reached only by single line Of
railroad. 1t called for some enterprise to
find such places in this land
The evening times., 1898-10-27
Heroism Mt Sea-

The story of the wreck of the British steamer
Mohegan is terrible enough, but 1t Is not a dis
graceful one as well. There is no hint in 1t that
the crew OF the doomed ship followed the infI-
nous example of the crew of La BourgoSne And
the horror of the disaster is somewhat relieved
by the heroic work OF the lieboat crews, to which
the large majority OF those saved their lives.
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Episcopaiians and the Bear.
fFro,n the BROOKLYN Eagle.)

II the congress had ignored the Cars proc!a-
nation il would have neglected its obvious duty
The Christian church is looking forward to the
time when war shall be 10 more and when men
sball dwell together in harmony, when crime shall
csase and when injustice shall be but name.
We should like to believe that we were living in
the dawn of that glorious day, but signs of the
rising sun have not vet shown themselves. IL IS
gratifying however, to know that the dream OF II
is recurring with greater frequency and that tnat
for which we all long is a possibility
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His Idea of Economy.

From the RONbury Tazette.I
Mrs. Youngwon-Geoyge, you know that go YOU
gave me to buy hat?
Mr. Youngwon-Yes. dear.
Mrs. Youngwon-Well. I've saved the monry.
Mr. Youngwon-How? | you're wearing
new hat.
''Mrs Youngwon-In order 10 BE- economical
George, kept the so fer pin money and had the
hat charged
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The police wore themselves out in Paris
Tuesday breaking heads, but they broke
enough to win rest for a day or two.
The next demonstration will probably
bring out the beloved army, IL the au-
thorities have confidence enough in its
loyalty. That is to say, the army is
hardly disposed to be rough with a mob
that adores it.
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A Gentle Hint.

(From the Chicago Tribune1
Civilians what is the feminine of
'fcnd?
Mrs Civilians tbusy with her dry pates)-
There isn't any far as | know.
Civilians Then | am compelled, my dear. TO
speak of you simply a camera fend.
The evening times., 1898-10-27

When the bear that walks like man.
which is Kiplings name for Russia. talks
of truce, look out for your face. says that
poet. When Spain asks for aims. look
out for the American holders Of Spanish
bonds-though it is probable they will
look out for themselves.
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A Charitable Way of Speaking.

lFrOm PVCk.]
Searpass-I hope the minister didn't refer 70
the creditors the deceased left.
Bennet-He merely said that his loss would be
felt wherever he known.
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RetributiOn.
(From the Chicago Tribune.)

(From the Chicago Iribune.)
''What's all this excitement about?'
''Nothing worth mentioning. Man got knocked
down.
''Accdent?'
"Not exactly. One OF these men who always
catch hold of you and push you out of their way
when you happen to meet them at crowded cor
ner grabbed the wrong man just now. That's
alI.''
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EcIipsed.
lErnm thn Cleveland Plain neaIer \

(From the Cleveland Plain Deaer)
eyes, her picture was in the paper all right:
but you never saw madder woman in your life. !"
Didn't she want it there?
''Of course she wanted it there, but they put it
on the page with naval hero
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Difficult to Obtain.

(From the st. Louis Globe Democrat.)
An ocean steamer that affords reasonable Sc
curity to its passengers in time Of collision is
IS hard to construct a freproof hotel in d
time of fire-and the latter has long been re-
garded as one of the impossbilities of architec-
tlIrq
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4 Heroic Remedy.

(From the Chicago Tribune)
Caller with manusorpt)-Thsn you can't use
the poem: May ask what ais il?
Edtor-Well, il lacks what might be call the
true poetic fire.
Caller-Couldn' that he-ah-imparted in it in
some way?
Editor-well, you might try sticking it in the
stove.
The evening times., 1898-10-27
4 symptom.
1Frnm the Cleveland Lead.

(From the Cleveland Leader)
81 didn't know until yesterday that Bickerman
was a candidate for Gffice."
is he candidate? This is the first I've heard
of it,
''Iie must be. | saw him at the county treas
urer's office paying his taxes and he wasn't max
ing any kind OF kick about it,
The evening times., 1898-10-27

The Alabama people who were frighten-
ed by the yellow fever epidemic into
praying for cold weather overdid the
business and brought down snowstorm,
IOber
The evening times., 1898-10-27
Royish Bliss.

(From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.)
Come George, you must be washed and put
to bed
please don't wash my hands, mamma; I've
been rubbing them on Billy Netcalfs beautiful
new goat
The evening times., 1898-10-27
Kentucky Philosophy.
Ernm the Chicago News. J

TF rom NVWs.D
''I heah this wah tax has raised the price of
whisky remarked the colonel
''Yes, saI." replied the major, but it's a con-
ISOLATION to know, sab, that good whisky can
nevah cost more than it's WORTH
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EOne Point.
From the L

CFrom the Philadelphia North Amerioan.)
Jibdell-I beligve YOU think more of your con-
founded dog than you do Of me!
Mrs Jibdell-Well. at least it is the dogs ma
ture to bark.
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A Suggestion.

To the Editor of The Times:
What has become OF the Anti-Civil Service As-
sociation? Wouldn't this be good time for it
to help Roosevelt? JACKS0NIAN REPJ BLICAN.
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! One-Sided Friendshil

(From the Chicago Record.).
''You and Hagby are dear friends aren't you?
well, he has been dear 10 me, but have never
ccst him anything
The evening times., 1898-10-27
And This Is His Season.

(From the Lancaster Examiner
The worm in the roasted chestnut is Ct
| kind that will not turn, but all the same you
do not want to bite him in two.
The evening times., 1898-10-27
Spuin's Pauper Plea

THURSDAY. OCTOBER 2. 1895.
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CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

THE TIMES. in all lis editions Morning, Even
ing and Sunday, viii be mailed to one address
for FIFTY CENTS per month. Addresses changed
as often as desired.
The evening times., 1898-10-27

Communications intended for publication in
THE TINES should be tersely and plainly writ n,
and must in all cases he accompanied by ihe
name and address OF the writer. Rejected com
rnunications viii not be preserved, and only man
uscripts Of obvious importance Viii be returned
10 their authors
The evening times., 1898-10-27

Readers of THE TIMES Who may at any time
he unable TO procure copies ot II at any news
stand or railroad station OF on railroad trains
will confer favor upon the management by send
ing TO this Office info, nation OF TIE fact
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TO AID THE SOLDIERS.
North Western Road Issues a Humane
order as to Them.

a humane order has just been issued
by the Chicago & North Western R'y.
Impressed with the pitiable condi-
ton of majority of the returning
soldiers, General Manager Whitman OF
this road has determined that none of
the boys in blue who may come into
contact with his company shall suffer
for lack of attention. The North
Western system covers five or six
states which furnished large proper
ton of the volunteers, and in order
that the boys may be treated kindly on
their way home, whether discharged or
on furlough, Mr.. Whitman has issued
special instructions to every agent and
conductor on the entire sytem to rive
special care and attention to returning
soldiers en- route from camps to their
homes while upon the trains or at the
stations of the North Western. The
employees are instructed to be diligent
to ascertain if any of the soldiers are
in need of food, and more particularly
if they are sick and require medical
attention, and if any such are found be
is to be attended to at the expense OF
the company, if necessary. 1t will not
be necessary for the soldier to be In
uniform to get the advantage CT the
roads hospitality, for if he can show
the proper papers of discharge or fur
Tough, he will receive the same consid
GRAFTON. ~@
We cannot do enough for the re-
turning soldiers" said General Super
intendent Sanborn, in speaking of the
order. "The boys went down there
and faced death IN a hundred different
ways, and those who escaped are
returning home debilitated and worn
out. They did this for what =? Not
for money; iJ is not in any sane man to
resign himself to death for morey
consideration. They did it for the
love of country"
Other roads probably may follow the
North Westerns humane move.
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STORIES OF THE STREET.
Kenosha People Are Talking About 1t On
Every Corner.

1t is sometimes an easy matter TO
up very long. They are sure to find
you out, and every time man is
fooled another skeptic is made. Skep-.
ticism is allowable when reading in
home newspaper about some incident
occurring in San Francisco or Iowa,
but the circumstances are entirely dit
ferent when it refers to some ore right
here at home, friends and reighbors,
people you know and with whom you
talk it over. This is the kind of evil
dence at the back of Doan's Kidney
Pills home statements by home peo-
pie, and the astonishing local work
they have been doing has caused more
talk among our citizens than the do
ings of any other modern wonder.
Read the following:
Henry White, of 800 Main street,
saws: Doan's Kidney Pills did me
world of good and proved to be
splendid remedy in my case was
troubled with my kidneys tor long
time and in the winter OF 1897 they
were much worse. My back ached
nearly all the time and was sore and
lame. When | caught cold | suffered
severely, the kidney secretions became
affected, at times excessive and then
scanty, discolored, being reddish, and
contained brick dust sediment. pro-
cured Doan's Kidney Pills from Stark
weather & Co.'s drug store and almost
from the first day used them | felt
My back was soon better,
the kidney secretions cleared up and
their action became natural. Today,
after taking only one box of Doan's
Kidney Pills l can say that my kidneys
are in better condition than they have
been for long time and that | feel
better in every way "
Doan's Kidney Pills are sold for 5O
cents per box by all dealers, or mailed
on receipt Of price by Foster Mllburn
Co., Buffalo, N. Y, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name, Doan's, and
take no suh3titute. dws24
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GOLF TEAM LOOSES.
EDGEWATER PROVES TOO MUCH
FOR THE LOCAL PLAYERS.
LOST BY A SCORE OF 50 DOWN
Petit, Yule, Robinson and Strong rlay
Well for Kenosha and Defeat Their
opponents-Return Game to be
Played Next Saturday

The crowd of Kenosha golfers who
went to Edgewater Saturday with
banners flying, returned home Saturday
night with those same banners trailing
in the dust of defeat.
Although defeated however, the
Kenosha team can we'll be proud for the
first record they have made on an out
of town links was praiseworthy one,
and their defeat by a score of 80 holes
down can easily be explained The
Edgewater links are entirely different
from the Kenosha links and offer no
opportunity for driving, in which tie
Kenosha players are known to dotheir
best work Another reason for the
Kenosha teams defeat was the minia-
ture forest scattered about the Edge
water links and the home players had
evidently made close study of Indian
warfare, as they drove around and
between the trees in way that
astounded the Kenosha players who
wasted stroke after stroke attempting
to get over these obstacles.
A large company accompanied the
Kenosha team and they are high in
their praise of the hospitality of the
Edgewater club
The contest started promptly at 2
o'clock and all the boys from Kenosha
put up an exceedingly strong game,
barring the fact that the completely
lost the use of their master stroke, the
drive. A comparison of scores shows
that the best work among the Kenosha
boys was done by Petit and W. 81.
Yue, who won from their opponents
by a score of 5 up. Col. Strong and
Fl. B. Robinson also did good work and
defeated the Edgewater players by a
score Off up. G. A. Yule hailed the
course with W. S. Comstock after an
exciting contest.
Nathan Allen, Van Ingen and Kim
ball seem to have been out classed and
their opponents defeated them by large
scores. Kimball made the poorest
score being defeated by R. Mcclure by
a score of Ii holes up. The Edgewater
team will play return tournament
here next Saturday, and the Kenosha
club are planning to avenge the defeat
by q, glorious victory on the home
links.
The following is the score of Satur-
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days game:
Endorsed Quarles.

The North Milwaukee Republicans,
at a meeting held last night, adopted
the following resolution endorsing j. V.
Quarles for the Senate:
Whereas, the next Wisconsin state
Legislature will elect a United States
senator to succeed John L. Mitchell, at
present United States senator from
Wisconsin; and
Whereas, among the names promi-
nently mentioned is that of our esteem
ed fellow citizen, Joseph '. Quarles, OF
Milwaukee. Now, therefore,. we, as
members Of the Republican club OF
North Milwaukee, approaching with
pride his high integrity as a citizen,
his splendid ability as statesman and
his. loyalty to Republican party princi-
Piles and good government and believ-
ing that his election to that high Office
would be an honor to our state and a
credit to our nation. $50
Resolved, that we heartily endorse
the candidacy of J. Y. Quarles and to
use all honorable means to secure his
election.
The following officers were elected:
President, W. Fl. Tobin; vice president,
j. Stimm; secretary, 6. E. Mattison;
treasurer, G. a. Sell. y milwaukee,
Evening Wisconsin.
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Gov. SCoFIELD did not storm the
heights of San Juan, but some thirty
FIVE years ago he threw himself against
the advancing tide of secession and
faced danger and death to preserve
the Union. The election of '96 proved
that these exploits were far from for
gotten by the people of Wisconsin, as
the election of '98 will prove that the
" old soldier" has not sacrificed one jot
of his popularity to the newly made
heroes.
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THE SEASON IS OPEN.
WRITES DANCING SCHOOL HOLDS
ITS FIRST SESSION.
AN EARLY MORNING WEDDING
John j. Connery and Miss Mary Carney
Are Married at $50 This Morning
at St James Church-Other
Social News.

The dancing season in KenOsha,
which can be said to center around the
sessions of Prof Wirth's dancing acad
envy, opened under very suspicious
circumstances atSimmons Hall Monday
evening. The hall was prettily deco
ra+ed for the occasion and all during
the evening was crowded with a large
number of young ladies and gentlemen
and every body seemed to have very
enjoyable time Prof. Wirth returning
home from his triumphs during the
summer, was even better entertain 9r
than in former years and he was ad-
mirably assisted by his wife. During
the early part of the evening Prof.
Wirth delivered very interesting lee
ture on Dancing, Delsarte and the
Grace of Man." which presented in a
terse way the scientific side of dancing.
This was followed with a social hop,
which lasted until the q wee sma'
hours" Stemm Brothers orchestra
furnished the music and the square
dances were conducted by the master
himself The classes for this year
promise to be exceedingly large and
will be divided into three sections:
Married Peoples class, Children's class
and private classes.
The following ladies and gentlemen
have consented to act as the committee
in charge for the winter: Fred SchIoe-
der, C. L. Newberry, DR.. Kaltenbach,
S. Conley, Clifton Garst, Ray Culley.
C. j. Newberry. Patronesses-Mr
Penney, Mrs. Dr.. Windesheim, Mrs, E.
j. English, Miss Mary Bailey, Mrs. F.
C, Hannahs, Mrs. C. Garst.
An Early Morning Wedding.
Before the birds had begun their
morning songs and long before Aurora
had led out her steeds of light Tuesday
morning St. James church was the
scene of very pretty wedding, for a.
$50 John j. Connery and Miss Mamie
Carney stood before the altar and took
the VOWS which made them one for life.
Notwithstanding the early hour of the
d w lAlChOO Vi
the young couple gathered to witness
the ceremony, which was performed in
a very solemn and impressive manner
by Rev. Father Roche, assisted by
Father Lippert. The bride and her
attendants were all attired in spOtless
white and carried boquets of white
brides roses The attendants of the
bride were Miss Lucy Carney, a sister
of the bride, and Miss Nellie Furlong.
The groom's attendants were d. j.
Sullivan and John McManus, of Chi
cago. Immediately after the wedding
ceremony the bridal party were driven
to the home of the brides parents,
where a wedding breakfast was served.
Mr.. and Mrs. Connery left this morn
ing for Washington and other eastern
cities, where they will spend a few
weeks. They will make their future
home in this city.
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TESTS PATIENCE.
The Most Patient People Must show An
noyanoe at Times

The Most Patient People Must show An
noyanoe at Times
Nothing spoi good disposition
quicker
Nothing taxes a mans patience
Like any itchiness of the skin.
Itching piles almost drive you crazy.
All day it makes you miserable
All night it keeps you awake
Itch! Itch! Itch! with no relief
Just the same with Eczema.
Can hardly keep from scratching it,
You wodld do so, but you know it
makes it worse.
Such miseries are daily decreasing.
People are learning they can be
cured.
Learning the merit of Doans 0nt-
ment.
Plenty of proof that Doan's Ointment
will cure
Piles, eczema or any itchiness of the
skin.
Read the testimony of Kenosha
citizen
Mr.. Ed. Harrington, of 1923 Milwau-
kee Ave-, says: " don't know whether
many people are affected as was, but
if they are / can recommend Doan's
Ointment to them as an excellent rem
edy. l suffered from skin disease
which bothered me only on my chest,
itched there nearly all the time, but
was especially bad after had gone to
bed. I could not keep from scratching
my chest and so kept it infamed and
raw. tried different salves, but they
did not seem to help me out until I got
a box of Doan's Ointment at Stark
weather q Co.'s drug store The first
time applied it it took the itching out
and in few nights l was entirely
cured. "
DOan'8 Ointment is sold for so cents
per box; for sale by all dealers. Sent
by mail on receipt of price, by Foster
Milburn Co Buffalo, N Y, sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name, Doan's, and
take no other. dwO1
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Their Second Sight.
knee.

Uncle Johnnie White was in town
today, rejoicing that he could see
again. The boys say they have to
keep things slick around the place
since the old gent has got his sight.
Mr.. White. who is So years old, was
totally blind for four years. He placed
himself under the care of DR.. Garfield
and has had cataracts removed from
both eyes, This is the only case on
re cord where one so old as Mr.. White
has had both eyes successfully operated
on and perfect sight restored. -AncOna
News.
Mrs. Jenkins had her right eye op-
Grated on for cataract last Thursday by
DR.. Garfield. The operation was re-
markedly successful; the patient could
see Immediately after the cataract was
removed. DIV
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The Rarnum of Them ALI.

The version of Uncle TOMS Cabin
interpreted by Stetson's Double Mon
ster Company which will exhibit at
the Rhode next Friday evening, has
met the special approval of Mrs. Har-
riet Beecher Stowe, the immortal
authoress of that world famed drama,
from the fact of Manager Stetson's adj
herence to the original text, which is a
complete deviation from the custom of
other Uncle Tom managers, who inter-
polate so many attempted gags, stale
jokes and vulgar witticisms into their
renditiOns that scarcely a Vestige is
left of the never TO be-forgotten work.
Aside from the great worth of the
company, every act will be presented
with new and elaborate scenery, paint
cd by the master scenic artist of the
world The excellent company's two
comical Topsies, two ludicrous musical
Marks, the elegant scenery, the novel
mechanical effects, the ferocious blood
hounds, two brass bands and the
celebrated Lone Star Quartette will all
unite in making ths engagement a
most notable one. Prices %, 50 and
so cents. Seats now on sale.