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The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
RECoNCILED TO EARTH.
An Easy-GOing Individual Who Had
No Desire to Visit the Planet
Jupiter.

f'What did you say those are?" inquired
the man with the old-fashioned derby hat
who had paused to patronize the curb-stone
astronomer.
''Those are the moons of Jupiter, replied
the proprietor of the telescope.
let me seq. Jupiter-that's one of the
planets"
"Assuredly."
"Well, there's great deal to complain of
on this earth, but t might be worse. With
all the drawbacks, Pm glad l live here in
stead of on Jupiter.
'.Of course; you have no assurance that
the conditions there would be adapted to
your kind of life"
1T isn't that; I'm one of the sort Of
be comfortable with a piece Of hard tack
and cup of coffee There's only ono thing
that gives me the blues, and that's seeing
the new moon over my left shoulder. It's
bad enough on this earth having to be on
the lookout for one moon every four weeks,
hut if / lived on planet where there were
four of them | never would know where |
stood. 1t all goes to show that no matter
how bad things are they might be worse. =
Detroit Free Press.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
Ia HeaIth worth Ten CentsT

Man suffers many mysterious ailments
from unknown causes, and nine-teRths OF
them have their origin in the digestive canal
somewhere. It does any person good to
clean out this canal occasionally in a rational
way, provided it is not done in a violent
manner. The proper cleansing and disin-
fecting preparation is Cascarets Candy Ca
thartic, which are very gentle, but at the
same time thoroughly effective. A Toe box
will purify the whole system and in most
cases remove the cause of i'll health. When
Feeling bad" take Cascarets. They will dc
Won good. and can do Won no harm.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
EIuCatiOn.

1t is fact to notice and to emphasize
in the midst of our own generation, so
rich in educational appliances, that
the founder of Christianity was illit-
crate or close upon the verge of illit-
eracy. He would not have passed an
examination to high school, and still
less to a college, and much less still to
a theological seminary.-Rev. C. s.
Parkhurst, Presbyterian, New York
Cikrr
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
Propo.ed Alliance with England.

If the United States and England should
form an alliance, the combined strength
would be so great that there would be little
chance for enemies to overcome us. In like
manner, when men and women keep up their
bodily strength with Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, there is little chance of attacks from
disease. The old time remedy enrehes the
nerves and increases the appetite. Try it.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
Jesus is Lonely.

In the world Jesus is lonely. Few in
the church to-day enter fully into His
schemes of world wide conquest, carry
with them the worlds sorrow, share
with Him the worlds shame, bear
away with him the worlds sin, and live
HIS lofty and unselfish life.--Rev. J. K.
Montgomery, Presbyterian, Cincin-
nati n
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
Try Allen. Foot-Ease.

A powder to be shaken into the shoes. At
this season your feet feel swollen, nervous
and hot, and get tired easily. If you have
smarting feet or tight shoes, try Aliens
Foot Ease. 1t cools the feet and makes walk
ing easy. Cures swollen and sweating feet,
blisters and callousspo Relieves corns and
bunions of all pain and gives rest and comfort.
Try 1t to-day. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for 25c. Trial package FREE: Ad-
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
Tho CrnciRxinn.

The crucifxion of Jesus Christ was
the darkest tragedy Of all ages, and the
greatest event of all history. No other
event has so nodded the destiny of man
kind. No other death has SO attracted
the attention of the world as the death
of Jesus upon the cross.-Rev. p. C..
Curnick, Methodist, Cincinnati, o.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

TEETHINA IT ethtH0 PoUdersl is prepared
especially for Children, and its success in
curing Cholera Infantum, all the Irritations
of teething and usual Summer Troubles of
children of any age makes it justly popular
asa household remedy. TEETHINA Aids Di-
gestion, Regulates the Bowels and makes
teethinr easY-
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
why She Didn,t MARY.

It was all the photographers fault that
Miss Vanderdecken didn't marry She
looked beautiful in the portrait she sent out
to India, and all the men in her brother-in-
laws regiment were raving about her, till
somebody spied out at the back of the photo
what that silly camera fellow had written.
.e.The original is carefully preserved
Household Words.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
A Slight Observation-Disclosures.

Mr.. Guyer-I suppose you ride wheel,
Miss Antiquate?
Miss Antiquate-Yes, indeed; l completed
my first century yesterday.
"Really? You don't look it, I'm sure
Friends they were, but strangers now
Chicago Evening News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
Renutr Wnr Profitable.

Pretty Cashier-You must give me a holi
day to recruit my health. My beauty is be-
ginning to fade.
Manager-Why do you think so?
The men are beginning to count theiI
change. Pearson Weekly.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
A Great Thing.

Presence of mind is a great thing, y
remarked Fatima as she calmly waved
her sash from the turret. Il have no
doubt that all OF Bluebeard's wives
would still be alive if they had not lost
their heads. IN. Y Journal.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
Modern blessings.

A devoted and sincere Christian life
is reservoir of unmeasured blessings
to its parched and barren surroundings
Rev. c. Lee Gaul, Methodist, Phila-
delphia, Pa
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
A Christian War.

We are not savages. but Christians:
and the only justification for this war
is that it is a holy uprising in God
name for the uplifting of His oppressed
children.-Rev. A. E. Kittredge, Luth
eran New York CitV
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
No MONOPOLY.

No syndicate can make corner on
time for its own benefit. 1t can not be
monopolized; it can be taken from no
man. All are equally rich as regards
to time.-Rev. V. S. Milburn, Univer-
salist, Cincinnati, o.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

Dropsy treated free by DR.. II. II. Greens
Sons. Of Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy
specialists in the world. Read their adyer-
tisement in another column OF this paper.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
Left 1t.

Pbillips-what's the matter wit, that
fellow from Colorado-isn't ne al rIsht
he lett pixies peak under a cloud.-Iown
Topics.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
TO-MOrrOW.

To do as well to-day as ] did yester-
day / must do better. Life is valuable
not only for what it is, but for-what it
is to be.-Rev. Clarence I. Brown, Con.
gregationalist, Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
A Gnod FvnmDIe.

She-Did you ever see any rapid firing?
He-Yes; / was in Washington when tn
Spanish minister and attaches were sen
home.-ChicagO Tribune.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
DON'T You Sleep!

Does your Head Ache? Somnifi CaffeiT
lures instantly. All druggists - cents; 1T
Paxton Medical Co, POI River St, Troy, n. \.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

"AIr. Johnsin, does you know whar &c g.,
sailors got dot name 'taTs' applies TO dem:
"Sure. in some pitched battle; o. COURSE
suh. ''-Princeton Tiger.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
A GUARDSMAN'S TROUBLE.
From the Detroit (A1ich.) Journal.

The promptness with which the National
Guard of the different states responded to
President McKinley's call for troops at the
beginning of the war with Spain made the
whole country proud of its citizen soldiers.
In Detroit there are few guardsmen more
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

What an unconcerned look everybody has
when the contribution box is passed their
way.-Washington Qa.l Democrat.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
Halls Catnrrh Cure
Is taken Internally. Price 75c.

Nearly every man has grievance, and
you will find it out if you touch HIM right
Washington Qa.) Democrat.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

Three-fourths of the people are gullible,
Is the right man comes along.-WashingtO
(Ia.) Democrat.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

Piso's Cure for Consumption relieves the
most obstinate coughs.-Rev. ID. Buch-
mueller, Lexington, Mo-, Feb. "a, '94.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

One of the great trials IN a woman NE
is that no two members of Fer family, IKE
an article cooked the same waJ.-Atchlson
Globe
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

popular and efficient ~
than Max r. Davies, ~
first sergeant of Co. b. a.
He has been a resi- G>EfN
dent of Detroit for the GCSAA ~
past six years, and his NE/,X IN
home is at 4l6 Third Xix "a NJ
Avenue. For four <NkBA<%g/ 7
years he was connected EM-T
with the well known ESLTIA
! |. ] !.
wholesale drug house MAMN
of Farrand, Williams II H I1A
& Clark, in the capac- (RAl ..l
ity of bookkeeper. II ~ "
Il have charged up n n Ut
many thousand orders II IN
for DR.. Williams Pink II n u
Pills for Pale People"
said Mr.. Davies, ''but g,
never knew their me fnSt oe'0eDf'e'
worth until used them for the cure of
chronic dyspepsia. For two years | suffered
and doctored for that aggravating trouble
but could only be helped temporarily.
Il think dyspepsia is one of the most
stubborn of ailments, and there is scarcely
a clerk or. Office man but what is more or
less victim. Some days | could eat any
thing, while at other times / would be starv-
ing. Those distressed pains would force me
to quit work.
Il tried the hot-water treatment thorough
ly but it did not affect my case. / have
tried many advertised remedies, but they
would help only for time. A friend of
mine recommended Dr.. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People, but did not think much of
them.
81 finally was induced to try the pills and
commenced using them: After taking few
doses found much relief. do not remem-
Der how many boxes of the pills I used but
| used them until the old trouble stopped.
know they will cure dyspepsia of the worst
form and | am pleased to recommend them,
Dr. Williams Pink Pills are sold by all
dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt
of price, so cents box or six boxes for $3.50,
by addressing DR.. Williams Medicine Com
pany, Schenectady, n. Y.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

Most of our misfOrtunes are more sup
portable than the comments of our friends
upon them.-Colton.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

To Cure n Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. Zoe.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

The desire of appearing clever often pre-
vents one becoming so.-Rochefoucauld.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

A good way to cure insomnia is to sleep
t off.-Washington (Ia.) Democrat.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

Civility costs nothing and buys every
thing.-Lady Mary Montague.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08

Beware of him who hates the laughing of
n child.-LavateT.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
Language of the Day.

He-I shall never love again.
She-Ah! An immune. - Indianapolis
Journal
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-07-08
CALIFORNIA ZIG SYRUP cO.

sAN FRANCISCAN, Cal
LOUISVILLE, Ky. NEW YORK, MI.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29

aokE ROBERT MANTELL CIGARS
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29

and absolutely true. with the excep-
ton that Tom Courtney never voted
against the eight-hour bill. that he new
err opposed the eisht-hour bill and that
he was never a member OF the Montana
legislature. Mr.. Courtney was really
elected to the legislature. but that was
the year OF the precinct "a controversy.
and he never obtained anything more
thar a seat for a short time In a house
adjudged a rump house. which never
passed a bill. and had 1t passed one II
would not have been legal. In that
rump Rouse IN eight-hour bill was in
troduced. but 1t never came up for ar
gument or for passage. and therefore
Mr.. Courtney never had a chance either
TO vote for II or against II.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29
AN IMPRESSIVE SERVICE.

The Funeral Of Miss Susie T~horougbmau
Was Largely Attended.
The funeral OF Miss Susie Thorough
man. niece OF DIR. .. b.. whitford. on
Thursday afternoon was largely at
tended. The procession formed at the
residence of DIR. whitford. corner OF
Idaho and Galena streets. The men,
bers of the senior class of the High
school. OF hic the deceased was a
member. marched with the remains to
the funeral car at Montana and Mer-
ury streets. and thence proceeded to
the cemetery. When the casket wa
ready to be lowered the classmates of
the deceased sang the following:
I'm the trees the birds are singing,
As they sans In days of yore:
But the songs of little Susie
Meier shall Join them ever more.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29
Pat Points in
Passing Politics

yesterday was the last day for de-
Ginning nominations for ONCE In this
county, and as the tickets stand this
msFning they win appear on tho onicial
ballot election day. The oficiai ballot
Wss made up by County Clerk Weston
yegeerday. The frst column Ii headed
s,peopie's party" including h choice
oongiomeration of mixed ONCE seekers
headed by Thomas Hogan for n
gresham. while down the line appear
ehe republican. Clark and populist NOM
anationa In the second column are the
srepublican" nominations. with Thomas
c. Marshall. goldbug candidate for con-
gress, at the head. while there are the
came mongrel county nominations as
appear in the populist column. The
third column is devoted TO h demo-
cratic nominations and the fourth TO
the silver republican nominations. There
a q nth column headed independent"
but under the heading only appears the
name Of one candidate. John swinton
for Justice Of the peace in South Butte
township. There are some changes on
ahe silver republican legislative ticket,
new nominations having been made in
place OF some candidates who de-
cIined. Charles Schmoltz is on the
ticket in place of Lou Gunderson; Phiie-
oman Kent Of No. eo7 South Dakota
street in place of Savin Lisa; Henry JEFF
Serson OF No. s72 Utah avenue in place
OF wilbur q. Benham: John @. Evans
sn place of Arthur c. Newill; J. 5.
shropshire in place OF J. H. Monteath.
who was nominated for senator in
stead. and Harry r.. Cunningham in
place Of Fred Harris.
The tickets are now all In the field and
there can be no more changes made.
Up to the last moment w. A Clark a
BbI. had strong hopes OF getting the
silver republicans to withdraw their
sicket and either indorsa the Clark-for-
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ticket or
else remain entirely neutral.
The silver republicans were offered a
large sum to quit m were also offered
three candidates on the legislative
ticket and one or two other Offices. but
they would not have Il. The silver re-
publican ticket is undoubtedly much
stronger h a that OF the Clark fusion.
for not only do the candidates assay
higher in silver. but they represent
something. while the mongrel ticket
represents so many different things that
It really represents nothing except w.
A. Clark & Bbl.
The gold republicans make no secret
of their intention to vote for Ben Calk-
ans for treasurer. They can't stomach
Tom Kinds. who is using Clark's money
poleiy for his own election. and the
probabilities are that the republicans
will vote sondly for talkins. The pros-
poets are tina Calkins will come in a
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29
W. A. Clark q Bbl. are successors Z
w. A. Clark & Shacks.

The Clsrk-for-the-senate party lying
department has opened up on Tom
Courtney and a number Of the bung-
hole workers are busily engaged telling
the story around the streets that Tom
Courtney. when a member Of the legis-
Iature. opposed n voted against the
eight-hour bill. Now this Is perfectly
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29

close second to Holland. with Kinds a
bad third.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29

In police our yesterday T. +. Lloyd.
James Healy n NJ. Daily were tried
and acquitted OF a charge OF vagrancy.
Judge Terrell rendered his decision in
the case OF John Cole and Charles Orr.
who were tried Tuesday on a charge
Of running an express wagon without
a license. The defendants were pro-
nounced not guilty and the case dis
missed. Thomas Sadler. who was ac-
cused by Mrs. Matilda Murphy Of
threatening TO shoot her after deport-
ing himself Improperly toward her. was
up before Judge Terrell on arraign-
ment. IL having been taken up again at
ter Il had once been dropped. Sadler
pleaded not guilty and had his hearing
set for Tuesday next. His bonds were
fixed at SIS.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29
The FIRST NATIONAL BANK
OF BUTTE.
4 GENERAL BAMkIne BUSINESS
TRANSACTED.

Foreign exchange. We draw direct IN all
the principal cities of Europe and issue
our own letters OF credit. available in II
pSEU Of the world
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29

IL you prefer glasses from a reliable
firm at your home to getting them
from some n you may never see
again. get them at the Butte optical
Co. a. W. Park street.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29

A general commercial banking businese
transacted. including the purchase ana
sale OF State, County and City securities:
Q careful ~ttentio to collections and the
acceptance of trusts.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29
I'm Police Court.

Amos Turkish baths. 81. cor. b. & NJ.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-10-29
SMOKE ROBERT MANrELL CIGARS

Medals or jewelry OF any description
made at +. r. Mayors, 40 West Park.
The sun., 1898-06-17
Sagasta to Save Himself.

Special Dispatch to THE Sun.
WASHINGTON, June l6.-The Spanish
are fighting to preserve the peninsula
government. The greater portion of the
population of Spain only know OF Cuba,
Porto Rico, and the Philippines as some
thing far away. The reverses in these
places are not understood by them, and
they are KEEP, in ignorance as to the true
situation.
As long as the Madrid Government
can fool tie people by telling them of
Spanish victories" the people may be
kept quiet; but if the United States
should attack Spain near its own coast
and capture the Canary Islands, the
people in Spain, it is believed, could not
be kept longer in ignorance.
They would then know that the Span
ish arms had suffered defeat and the
Government would be held responsible.
The diplomat said that, therefore, until
the United States proceeded against the
Canary Islands, or possibly against the
Spanish coast, the Madrid Government
would not begin'negotiations for peace,
knowing that to do so would bring about
a revolution among the p Ople.
The President is said to be impressed
with this idea, and the best informed
officials in Washington are today saying
that he realizes that the speediest way
of bringing peace is to strike Spain near
home.
The sun., 1898-06-17
Invasion Halts Peace.
Dispatcb to THE SUN.

Special Dispatch to THESuN
WASHINGTON, June 16.-While none of
the foreign representatives here has ever
made peace overtures to the United
States Government, yet a peaceful solu-
ton has always seemed to members of
the diplomat, fraternity as within the
bounds OF possibility, even probability,
so long as the United States troops re-
,mained at Tampa and Key West.
Now, however, with $4,000 American
soldiers about to take position on
Spanish soil, it is said that the condi-
tions' opportune for peace have UNDER
gone a material change, as it commits
the United States to an aggressive land
campaign, and also makes it impossible
for Spain to adopt any other course than
that of defending her soil against in
vasion.
The presence of our ships at Manila,
Havana and Santiago has not, this
official stated, constituted an
actual invasion, although the ships had
wrought much damage. The ships could
have been Withdrawn at any time. But
with $4,000 troops landed on Cuban IL,
The sun., 1898-06-17
Drowned in Brandywine.

The body Of Patrick Kirk was found in
the Brandywine Yesterday morning near
the foot OF Spruce street. He lived at
No. Gil Spruce street and was employed
as aborer. Last evening about Z
o'clock, after looking over the paper he
left home "to get mouthfuI of air." as
he expressed it. About 8 o'clock he was
at the house of friend on Spruce street
between Fourth and Fifth, only about
two squares from his home. 1t is sup
posed that he accidently walked oyer
board in the vicinity OF Kirkwood Park.
Deputy Coroner Chandlea was notified
of the drowning.
Mr.. Kirk leaves a wife and four sons,
John, James, Michael and Frank. John
and Frank are connected with the Kirk
wood Comedy Company, which is now
in the West, and the other two sons
live in Pennsylvania.