Fort Wrangel news., 1898-10-12

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 Sh"-Why ao tlsy cst1 rhe stafr f,.oi- b.nt.lry Stng Singi Hc-lbeeausa of lhn hll birds thaRaI. gnsA-Curuell kE.dDgG
 Hcgtrt-'JI0v dh yuu qeeer yourself W-.th rAat Fnach grill I.4=itt-I asSud n,r to daaa lae gernan with me- Judge.
 GuCVrIa4s- s-DAa-n--dan. a thing to seep back water Young puplI-Waen fata says l. mamma always cries London Sketch
 The eathep-What proof have you that you can suppoEt my daughterf The 4sptrant-HavenT been engaged to Der for over a year Puck
 Borrowing is dlsease.- satd Big h,7, tn self -justtfcatiou- And lending g insanity" replied Small significantly. --IhIlaItelu,h,a North American
 "W'hy, Julia, how tne whist of your rrDck snalts of taP.' -Yes. mammal; ranR Mr. Raelins.s of the Naval Re- seT1-ps has been bidding ule good-hy aGl.n-"-Eleyeland Plain Dealer.
 E1ha-1yhere was t George proposed Hr, Ia- -4 baT Fila ->And yuu accepted htnf Essie-At q t1mp-New Orleans Ttnes-Democrlt.
 "I see that glass bricks are coming tntD general use,- satd the popular sci grrce bnlTAer. ~T1Sey won't invade the euid-br1ck field satd the cheerful idiot; they are tno easily seen through - Indianapolis Journal
 sEaVeuNt tph yol," asked the faith er. 'tD always tell the truthY' "Yes, you told ue that" the young man ad- mittYIl- ~nTbd at another tire you told me never to become the staHe of hab- 1."-Aashtngtun Stas.
 Harty-Goad many years since we've se.4n ezuh other, Jsck; rene1nber how we used to i've from hand to mouth in oIleGef Jach-Yes- that's still the case with mn uaFty-IIOw sos Jack-Im a dentist.-BoStpn CUurter-
 He cwonder!ng If that Williams has ever been acceptea1r71Are both your rings h,t-touusf She Lcoaoealtng the h:lndl-Oh, dear, yes. One has been in the family since the time ot Alfred, but the other Is newer and (bluShiug) lniy dates fruIn Che cun4luesSt-Harlem Life
 My wife, said the t:1il, IanterD- 5awod man, -ts as UoIIElIEy 8 NoIIzln as you cuuhl ind; but she csln hammer nLils Glie ltgAtutng7 -'WuRderfMr' sang the chorus Lightning" che tall antern- tawed man continued. -seldom strikes twice ln the same piace. EnqutTer.
 What excuse, if IL we're possible to have any excuse for sebch conduct have you for beating your w-tfef' asked the Judge -Sbe flung It tn my face that didn't care Q rap for her." pleaded the prisoner. -and just gave hex ore to show her ber error, r,"-indianaINolis Journal
 Teacher tof juvenile class sl-Johnnie, what was tAe first thing the PudClns did when they landed Ct Plymouth Rockf JohnnSe-They fell upon their knees Teacher-Thats right, Johnnie. Now. Tommy, what was the next thing they dldT ToCnmy-Fell upon the abor- Lgines--ChtcaSo News
 Mrs- Young-I dreamt last night that mother was coming to stay with me for & month. Mir. YounG-Ah. dear me, dreams always go by contrarteS- Mrs. Young-And l also dreamt that you said I couldn't have new dress. Mir. Youn9-Hm. funny, Isn't It. how true some dreams cone a-Ptck- -Me-Up.
 That exclaimed the Spanish gener- Il as he mopped the precipitation from his brow, -is one of the nsrnowest escapes I have had for sosne t1ne." What Is the matterT inquired his aid. -See this typewriter pager I said in dtctattun that was seeking light and the amanueIsis got 1t seeking fight v Washington Star.
 My fortune is nader he cried. "I gII be rich beyond the widest dreams uf avartce. l shall start for the KlOn- like to.morrow. My chemistry will be my salVat5on-' How SO; have you dis covered compound that will aid in the detection of gold depoSits?" "NO; I | tn1 aSf 10 ma lyn