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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
THEY SIMPLY SMILED.
The Rod men We're Not as stupid "A,
TheN Looked.

tit ts'd men W ere Not rs stupid "a
TheN Looked.
FhIoe full-hloOded Indians sat under
the awning covering the main deck
forward Of one of the steamboats, go
iae down the Potomac river one sun
day afternoon Two of them were
bucks. apparently about thirty years
old hut an Indians age is hard even
To approximate and the other was an
old man All three of them were neat
~ and quietly dressed In dark store
clothes, and they all paid strict atten-
ton to their own business, talking In
dian that sounded a good deal like
Chinese. TO each other
Two funny young men. aeeompan-
led by a pair of giggly young women
took camp chairs directly in the rear
of the Indians. They all thought the
cultural gunts of the three Indians
very amusing indeed and the TIVE
funny young men got off fair imita-
ton Of the Indians talk.
You wouldn't think. girls. weult
you. that those follows are SO devil
ish?h said one of the funny young
men. in n voice that could he heard all
over the deck nodding In the direction
of the Indians Rad buncb though
A lief stirl, y knife into Won M Ioo1,
nj Won They ret n suit o. duds and
come on here to see the Great Spirit
with a let O kicks they have piled up
and then they go back to their tepees
mi an tbeli, old blanl,cte and wall for
,yhife f,Il,s IN n,ss ~, en-, thoy CON
throw baf.bnfs a. ON, ma hrnoh
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gGraqians ne,o a,clafmcd tbo I've
yo1np women
tear loose ripbt now and sloueh.
fer and sfuln ayory ono in sIrbt Who
,y5a tbe anr5 fbnf s,jd arbe only good
Inmn's dead Ipinne Knew his eoit
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
InstrnctIan of Youth.

JOhnny-The Verbiage was so bad
couldn't ride my wheel.
His Sister What are You talking
about?
Well, when | saw the word YER
biage' in the paper and asked pa what
II meant he said wind.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14

The autumn days are becoming hazy,
The hals-ehllled birds through the
breezes fit.
And the maid pluchs the wings OF the
frosl-uipped Gaisy
And mutmWs: lie loves me; he
loves me nit.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
lind nln cnn,IctInn..

Did you ever have any convictions,
NY good man." asked the kindly-faced
old gentleman.
Bet yer life l did! I've served tree
efms, answered the tough-lo0king
specimen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
BALOONlNG A CRAZE.
As Much II Fad in the Lust Century
As Cycling ~ Now.


the nineteenth. and a writer rocounts
some half-forgotten stories eff the days
of Horace Walpole. who, old grumhler
that lie was had u special dislike to
the aerial eontriNancea In the early
days Of the sport the balloon was sent
up much after the fashion OF kte.hy
ing. later. animals We're attached to
the balloons. and their immunity seems
/ 10 have emholdened many uatable per
sons TO hazard the aerial ascent. Il be
came the popular craze, its very dam
ger lending it charm 10 men of dlr-
ing minds
In ISL the sky was crowded with
these aerial carriages, and to make It
balloon ascent MAS one of the achieve
ments Of men of fashion The Duo de
Ghartres undertook short voyage
from ST. Cloud, ntloted by the brothers
Robert, and Il reverend father nj tho
braiortan Order came from Nantes in Il
balloon. In 17S5 blanchard, accom-
panied by nr. Jeffries crossed the Eng
lish Channel to Calais. and Dr. Potain
flew ever ST. Georges Channel from
Dublin to London These DARING eN-
pluits increased the popular adrira-
ton aud ENGLAND did moi esenu6 The
balloon eontagiou
Vincent lnnard. secretary to Prince
Garamand the Neapolitan Ambassador
wne the Rret IA follow nm NnnIoaIGpr'4
fra,l, Iuoardi seems IA have bFF5 "A
man IF cnurare nateosllt a2ppted bvul-
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rho corrosnnndonce hctvonn hin, and y
frlend IN ItaIy is fnli of interest and
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cxnorfop,es while the froshnass ANA
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to see one Lunardi. an Italian, mount
INTO tue clouds, 8ueh iaVlBa'l9 aP-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
ANAll NAmraI.

Dey means well, said the newly en-
listed colored soldier 81 hasn't no com
plant ter make bout der intentions =
who Is yer troublin' BOUT"
De brass band leaders When the
white troops goes out dey plays white
folks chunes. like Farewell My Own
True Love, an Her Bright Smile
Haunts Me still. but when us troops
goes out dey plays All Coons Look
Alike to Me, an 1 Don't Care If You
Neyyah Comes Back, and sich like.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
snhtrrr.,.,enn CIV.

A subterranean city exists in CaIicia,
Austrian Poland which contains a
population OF over LOCO men, women
and children. many Of whom have
lever seen tho light Of day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
No Nonsense About This wooer

"And what did papa say to my mar
rying Rough RIDER"
"He didn't say nothln'. ! had my
gun pulled before no could open his
mouth. !"
But didn't he struggle a little BIZ
against giving up his only child"
Struggle? guess not. lassooed
him fust thing Of ALL
"And you got his cOnBent?a
Got his consent an a thousand-dol-
lar check on account"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14

come physical wreck. The man who
ucglects the little headaches, the loss OF
appetite and sleep, nervousness, hot flush
ngs, cold chills, heavy head. lax muscles,
and the multitude of bad feelings that are
the heralds of approaching sickness aud
disease must pay tremendous penalty.
For men who suffer in this way there IS
no medicine equal to Dr.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. 1t sharpens the APP
petite, cofrects all disorders of the diges-
ton, invigorates the liver makes the as
sanitation of the food perfect, purifies the
blood aud enriches it with the liie-giving
elements that huild new, healthy flesh. II
is the great biood-maker and fesh-builder.
II cures % per cent. of all cases OF con-
sumption aud is the best of all known
remedies for nervous troubles. Thousands
have told, over their own signatures, the
stories of the wonders it has performed.
Honest dealers will not urge substitute
for the sake of little extra profit.
Thomas Fletcher. of Clifton Station, Fairfax
Co Va writes: g suffered terrible fortunes
for len years with 'gastralgia pain III the
stomach then took six bottles OF DR. Pierces
Golden Medical Discovery, which completely
cured me"
When the bowels are regular the pody
will feel good and the mind will be active.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. One little pellet" is gentle
laxative. and two a mild cathartic. They
never grippe All good dealers sell them
ard i,ave nothing else Just as gooh'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
EsrArE OF JoYAs WomAN, DECEASED

Pursuant 10 the order Of 0. n. Sproul,
Surrogate Of the County Of liunier1on. made
on the twenty-sixth day Of November A. D.
one thousand eight hundred and ninety
eight, notice is hereby given to all persons
having claims against the estate Of Jonas j.
Woman, late Of the County Of Hunterdon, de-
ceased, topresent the same under oath or afr
nation, to the subscriber, administrator of said
deceased, within nine months from the date
OF said order; and any creditor negleeting
10 bring in and exhibit his or her claim under
oath or Affirmation, within the time so
limited. will be forever barred If his Or her
action therefor against the said Administrator.
Dated Nov. 26, A. -. iS38
WILLIAM i AAlEY Administrator
Nov 20. lsgs-gt
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
RUPTURE CURED.

THE FAMOUS SHERMAN RUPTURE
APPLI NOE has no equal Can be worn
with ease and comfort. 8adays trial; sntisfac-
tion guaranteed or money refunded costa
nothing to give il a trial W T. Mcehan a
Son, II Thomas Street New York, formerly
with DR. J A sherman
Oct I2-iW
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
The Pioneer
one cent morning newspaper in the United
States, " The Record - still LEADS WHERE
OTHERS FOLLOW

Witness its unrivaled average daily circua-
tion exceeding 10000 copies, and an aver
age exceeding 10000 copies for its Sunday
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publication in every important city Of the
country testify to the truth Of the asser-
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14

The stamp clerk often weighs otle.
peoples words,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
The Daily Edition

NJ Buyius Renting : selling Exchanging Type
~ writer's Of all kind. f0rhusiness, family and
rivate use. Also buying and exchanging job and
odd lois OF merchan dise. lumber machinery, etc.
and especially slow and dead stock Advise wants
and offerings. Everything is salable somewhere.
II. II MANSFIELD.
245 Broadway, New York.
May 20, 1896.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14
A Practical CHRISTIAN.

A newly married young Washington
man took his wife to church. The
sermon was just about well under way.
when he noticed tho little woman at
his side suddenly start. Then she
turned red. looked around nervously
and hesitaiIngly for half a minute. rose
hurrlcdly from her seat and left the
church. The young husband, feeling
certain that his wife was Ill, wanted to
follow hor ont. but he Is bashful man.
and the thought Of the long centre aisle
that ne would have to traverse In the
face of the whole congregation kept
him rooted 10 his seat He was pretty
glad when the services were over, how
ever, and he made his way almost at a
lope for bis little menage. lie found
his wife chcerfully busyng herself
about tie Kitchen
Weren't you ill?" he inquired
hreathleasly.
Why dearie me you know am
never H." was her reply.
Vol why then, did you leave the
pew 50 suddenly2'
81 suddenly recollected, Jack" said
she, that ! forgot 10 put tho chicken
pot pie on the back OF the range before
we lofl the house Would my listen
Ing TO good sermon have compensat-
ed you for charred dinner?"
Not much it wouldn't" said Jack.
Who rs ag human as they make them.
p..tauu.r.
The disposition of the prisoners cap
turod at Santiago recalls to mind an
incident Of the German revolution Of
1913 We were short OF men and had
large number Of prisoners to look at.
ter THAT did not worry us as long as
we were not moving. but one day we
had to make 81 forced march The
country through which we were to pass
was hostile. and extreme watchfulness
was necessary. We had few enough
men as It was. and we knew that those
prisoners were ready to make dead
run at the first opening
Finally a young officer made u brill
lant suggestion and 1t was promptly
carried out We ripped the suspender
buttons from the prisoners trousers.
took away their belts and knew we had
them Their hands were busy after
that, and fls. running was out of the
question. We made the march safely.
and do not believe that even Yankee
ingenuity could have invented sim-
pier solution.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-12-14

nera, an ill-bred man. But found 1t
paid. just the same. As he original
shakespearan clown, | drew salary Of
$4,000 a season. and endcared myself
to a discriminating and fun=loying pub
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-10-27

drunkenness
But that the straw that broke the
camers back was this compiled with his
hypocritical demand for prayers and
forgiveness at the hands Of the state
That the Beacon claims that Harri-
son county is not boss ridden;
And that the man who thinks be can
deliver that county over to any particu.
lar candidate is fooled
That the Brame & Alexander's Digest
Of the States Supreme Court Decisions
is nearly OUT;
And that the LAWYERS Of the state arc
patiently waiting for it;
That arace war IS the result Of an at
tempted arrest Of a negro near Harper
vile, Scott count BY, deputy sheriff.
That 50 far nine negroes and one
white deputy are dead and three white
men are wounded;
That about ten negroes were in the
mob who ambushed the officers Of the
llaw who went to arrest this negro
Burke at his home;
That a posse of,'whites was formed
and a list Of the negroes who partici.
pated IN the killing was obtained from
/ Bnrke'g MOTHER:
And that thirty more dead negroes
win be added to the above list unles.
tie officers Of the law oyertake thr
white posse before they run up q
more Of the negroes;
That Rev. NJ. T. Martin, the nOtec
baptist divine, died near Kirksville
Mo last week
That he has been at variance with tn
Baptist church, aud his doctrine wa
known as Martinism
That the Meridian Herald asks tia
the state be delivered from fever e
perts
That Frank james and tue 0mah
Midway Plaieance viii be two attra'
tions AZ the Meridian fair
That the governor and sheriff stept
enson, says the Meridian Herald, shoul
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-10-27

districts;
That the ist and 2nd Mississippi regi
ments, it Ii now thought will be mus
tered out at jackson Miss instead Of
Columbia, Tenn
That the papers from infected towns
are praising their colored citizens for
their exemplary conduct during the
disease
That all ths state officers are back at
Jackson
That The fever still continues in chat
city
What did they leave for, anyway
THAT Hon. Z. II. Ratcliffe withdrew
from tie race in the sixth district as
candidate for congress-
That his reasons are, For the good
Of the parity
That his act is very highly applauded
and we hope to see such men as he rep.
resenting Adams county in the next
Mississippi Legislature
That the schools have re,opened a.
Port Gibson
Tbat the Meridian fair will come of
Oh the i4th Of November and continue
until the tOth
That in their circulars they assur'
You no spaniards viii be there
THAT the Plaiudealer thinks the mex
> governor will be either McCool Byrd
Allen OF Sullivan;
/ That the Plaindealer may be clear q
the track
+ That the Picayune's jackson CORES
pondent Mn. Edgar Wilsoa, is in Ch.
capo after the refugees for news
And that with his cork screw proper
3 sItles are dll his columns with it
THAT the Columbus Commercial ia 9
the opinion that II once lost alway
+ lost Is far as the governors rrestia
u ana respect IS concerned
That he people have had enough
is him
4 Especially after bis confession
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-10-27

be commended for their quick work in
suppressing the race war at Harper
vilei
That there is no trouble in the 3rd
Mississippi regiment So says a sol
dier's letter.;
That Congressman Catohings will
open bis campaign next Friday
That be win speak an over the dis.
trict
That ]. X. Taylor, Jackson correspon.
dent Of the Commercial Appeal is
thought 70 have the yellow fever at
Jackson
That the places that have had fever
are now getting down TO business;
That the people Of Jackson want sew.
erage;
And their next city election win de-
eide the question:
| That Prof. KincannOn is now one q
the state board OF examiners Vice
President J G. FAINT having resigned
That the fever isnot all over yeti
50 some cities show
That Judge Henry G Turley repub
Ilican candidate to succeed Nh. Love
has issued an address,
That It win be disinfected by Dr
lMcLain before the people will see itj-
That It has microbes Of republican
fever
That is worse in Mississippi thar
yellow fever;
That nothing win kill It but
democratic November election
Which we predict
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-10-27

Thatit Is important for every demo
crat to vote Fuesda. Nov i5i
That Col. Govan v Il not run for any
Offices
That the quarantine Is raised az over
the state
That majority Of the state press
favor a national quarantinei
That tie Jeffersohian advocates d
law requiring the payment Of poll tax
before child can enter public schools
That the dogs Of Corinth, like those
Of Greenwood attend church,
That the Iuka vidette is out for any
man for The senate against McIaurini
That the papers Of The land are after
our governor for deserting bis post Of
duty in time Of need
That one exchange truthfully re
marks, he has been running 50 lonl
either for Office or the fever that he car
not stop;
That the governor has tried to eH
plain
That Greenyille has a cooking clubs
That Warren county has a oandidat
for sheriff.;
That frost, we soc from the Dispatch
did not kill HIM
That it will take November freez
to cut him DOWN
That J, B. Yeliowby has accepted th
republican nomination for congress;-
And that what Maj Pat Henry vi
do for him will be a plenty:
That too many democrats are out fc
congress in the sizth;
That the Biloxi Review thinks thel
ought to bea thinning out
50 that if the republicans or populis
pnt ont man they can down himi
Right you are brother
That there win not BE- 8 Eoyemb
term Of the q. S. court held Of JacksC
this year.
That Hon. n a. MeLain will, i sig
are right be tha winner in the ax
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-10-27

lfats 80 and deYeIopemonLg

state wants and developements
with narrow mind without reason
Or On undeyeloped business bump on
his head
With an eye that cannot look yon
square in the face
with a slick Of office coated tongue
with q heart whose beats are not Cot
The state
Who is weak kneed not standing
squarely on anything
Who is kicker, with his foot set
against everything
Whose hands have warts or corns
caused by men from shaking and not
frogs
Whose acquaintance does not extend
to servants and babies Of the whole
county
Whose propensities for spending
mony certain yeqrs and certain times Of
those years IS not limited according
to means
Who claims To have been farm
ers. business men, etc. but for sense
and reasons unknown left them
Whose gaitls running not walking
only after doctors and sush things
who claims be cannot bo bought
worthless
/ who never want Office only 20 serve
their friends. and mol their state.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-10-27
pur il II YoUR 80 PocKE1

Rmes BY which to seiecr Your
Legislator
You don't want q man for the legis-
lature
VINO, BIZ your tape measure q com.
mon sense, stands less than sis feet on
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-10-27
New Style Hats...

Every propora and popnlarshapa
answers Present O. Fashions
roll call here IIa for Wen
and boys IN the vofy newest
models that the r'gt hat mel
er- hayo originated for ihe al
Of 1893
Warner s Searlcs Go.
vlcGsburg, Miss
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-10-27

Young men who give their
required the we'll dressed meo
find that Special attention THE ladss
to prepared waists walking jackets etc
The Paducah daily sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1896-1898, 1898-01-08
CHURCHES.

Husband stree, Church (Methodist)-sun.
day School At pa. m. Preaching II a. IN and
Up. m, Rev c. u. Palmer, pastor.
Burks Chapel, nth and Ohio tyethodist) sun,
day school a. m. Preaching II .. N. and p.
m Rev. n, =. Burks, pastor.
Washington Street Baptist Churcb.--sunday
school a IN. Preaching SIP IN. Rev. Geo.
W. Dupee, pastor.
seventh street baptist Church.--sunday
school "a. m. Preaching, II a. m. and p. m.
Rev. w. y. Baker, pastor
StPaulA NJ. Il. church Sunday school . a
m. preaching II m T:O p m, Rev. .. q.
stanford. pastor
~. James A. NJ, f. church, 10Th q Trimbie
streets Sunday school at2 p M, Preaching 5
pm, Rev J. @. stanford. pastor.
Trimble Stree; Christian church-sunday
p M. prayer services, wednesday evenings, a;
Do sunday school teachers meeting Thursday
evening", $50, All are cordially invi----X,
Il. Cotter. pastor. !
Ebenezer y. u. Church. UNITED Brethren
In Christ).-Serylces: Sundayischool 3 30 am.
Preaching 10: % a. m. and u. m. Visitors 20
the city and others cordially invited TO attend
Church, South Fifth street, between Ohio and
fsnuessee streets, Rev. Jas. A. Woodward.
pastor. IL
The Paducah daily sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1896-1898, 1898-01-08

The last payment to the govern.
ment by the Uhon Pacific Reorgani-
cation Committee was made Wednes-
day. when a check for So, 800, 900
was deposite with the sub-treasury
IN New York.
Six thousand people took part We'd
nesday in the farewell demonstration
to Gen. William Booth, OF the Saliva.
ton Army, who is about TO sail for
America.
The currency reform bill drawn 10y
the Indianapolis Monetary Commits
sion was introduced in congress yes
terday by Representative Oyerstreet.
Senator Mason has introduced in
the United States Senate bill fixing
special tax Of 800 on the manu-
facturers OF mixed Hour.
v1,s Ioocapistayae telephone circuit
every case they treat or refund every
dollar; or ths ir charges may be depos
tied in bank to DO paid them when a
cure IL effected. Write them today
The Paducah daily sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1896-1898, 1898-01-08

A Princeton man has succeeded in
dipping "green goods" men. His
name is Carey Bragg, and lac received
circulars from swindlers in New
York offering to furnish counterfeit
money which would puzzle an eI-
pert to detect from good money. Mr..
Bragg knew the racket the "green
goods" men were trying TO work and
concluded 20 get few samples. He
therefore. sent telegram asking for
samples Of the goods aud received in
return brand-new one dollar bill.
lie thea cent for sample $40 bill,
but instead OF sending $40 they sent
another one dollar bill. The money
is genuine, and Mr.. Bragg is shout
81 so ahead in the transaction.