New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-01-18
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Not long ago a distinguished European scholar
was lecturng in Western city. and in the course
OF his lecture he remarked thai Goethe was. per-
haps the greatest man intellectually who has APP
peared since the days Of the Apostles. lie ar
Interrupted by woman in the audience. who
declared that Or. Tamage was great
Goethe
naness china: Eggs were brought to US they
were hard and black and had strong smells. These
told they have simply been buried underground
for year. 1t is true eggs go bad. but If they
again We gave the eggs back with The obserSa.
ton; They VIII probably be excellent in the fui-
IN the ground; go and bury them deep. deep
you can"-(North China Herald.
Henry Varley evangelist. has shocked Boston
people by implying that the late Professor Drum
mond knsw that he teaching falsehoods In his
books. and that recent archaeological discoveries
have disproved Canon Farrar's book asserting the
late authorship of Daniel
Mrs Melnotte (readng)-"Manfred mpulsivey
flung himself at her feet, and with his hand pressed
upon his heart and his eyes agleam with the fierce
light OF perfect love. swore that ne never would
snt nat beatfe II 80 reminds ne
or the time when Henry proposed to me.
This !, What Henry sad upon fhh, eyePu oefa
gether."-Boston Transcript.
Some time ago" says The Waterbury Ameri-
can" two young women. working girls. went TO
house In this city TO engage and board.
After talking with the lady OF the house for some
time. the elder girl asked: Do YOU allow TO use
the paror?' Certainly not the reply. Ny
daughters use that themselves But said the
girl. I am engaged to be married. The gentleman
does not live In town. but calls occasionally. and
both my sister aud myself have friends. and
women. who call or US sometimes. Where can we
receive them The reply was. on the street"
Mrs ioodwin--John. we Will have 10 get rid of
that parrot. His language is getting to be simply
Mr. Goodwln-Wen my dear you should have
known better than TO hang him where he could
hear tho remarks the neiGhbors make about him.
-(Chcago News.
The Episcopal Church Congress will meet In New
Orleans April l6 Some of the bestknown
cersymen and aymep OF the Church will discuss
foreign missions, cooperation. the American polit-
teal machine" the development OF Chrsts teach
ings. Professionalism and Catholicism In the Epis-
copal Church. poets and prophets and prayer
Miss Easte End-They tell me you naughty Chi
cago men always take advantage OF the tunnel
when you ride through it,
Nj Bllster-Yes, gsneraly do.
Miss Taste Finland do you really kiss girls
Mr. Buster Kiss girls? don't kiss any girls.
pass plugged quarters on the conductor--(Cleve-
land Flain Dealer.
The American Forestry Association has acquired
posse sion OF that excellent Journal The Forest
err" edited by John Clifford. OF Princeton, n. j.. and
the association will publish the magazine in
enlarged and improved form as It's own organ.
der the edltorship OF committee, with Mr. Clifford
az associate editor. The rapid development OF the
forestry movement during recent years and the In
creased interest In matters pertaining 10 forestry
and arboricutIre as well a. ;he increased member
snip OF the association in all sections Of the
try, has made II desirable TO establish National
ma gazne which Will serve as means OF Inter-
course between members and between the associa-
ton and the public.
Mrs. Gasweil contemplated with pride the family
monument that had been erected In the cemetery
IL ovrrtopped all others by many feet and con-
tained IN deeply craven letters the name or every
member OF the Gaswe family, with blank space
for future mortuary statistics.
Thank goodness she exclaimed. There's one
column the society editors can't keep my name out
of"-(Chicago Tribune.