The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-10-27

why nOt2 Wise-The UNIFORMS are an
~allke,-Puck.
War photographer Business with me
Is developing. How is 1t with your
Ammunition manufacturer-BoomlhS
ihanks.-Town Topics.
Here's an egg with two yolks; isn't
mat a bad omen?' No; that doesh
mean anything. It's just a yellow ex-
- 'r-ChlcagO Record.
angie actually wears suspenders on
her boomers" why not? Probably
she is trying to brace up and he a man.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
She-I noticed Doctor Singleton call
Ing at the house Of that young widow
almost every day. She must be pretty
III. He-Not III; only pretty.
Assistant-This critic finds fault with
the prlma donna for uncertainty of at
tack" Manageable ought to be
around when she tackles me.-Puck.
Mr.. Johnsln, does You know whar de
sailors got dot name of 'tars' applied TO
themf" Sure; in some pitched bat
tie. of course, sub. Princeton Tiger.
You are my sun" he breathed, pas
sionately. Have you noticed that late
~ the sun has a rlngf" she inquired,
with a delicate blush.-Town Topics.
Does Aunt Rebecca take an interest
In the war; Yes; she says she hopes
the guns won't be near enough TO dis
turb her sitting hens."-Chleago News.
Hardluk-My life reminds me of the
career OF a golf ball. Feltz-Why?
Hardluk-Because | am helped out OF
one hole only to get into ~another-Ba-
gar.
80 your wife went without Il new
gown to buy a silk 1ag-what touching
patriotism "Well-partly that and
partly because she wanted to out-shlne
her ~neighbors."
One Wal CorrespOndent-There is n
religious rite | could delight In. Anoth-
er one-And what is that? One War
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES a CENSOR
Minneapolis Journal.
when | proposed TO her she asked
me II | was a new recruit" What
did she mean!" "She wanted TO know
II had ever participated in an engage
ment before. Chicago Record.
'They tell me your wife is u partieu-
larly fine housekeeper." "Excruelating-
ly so. I've seer hat woman sprinkle
the clock with insect-powder to get rid
of the ticks. detroit Free Press.
Patriotic Customer-Yes. I'd like to
buy that flag you just showed me, bat
the price is too high. Can't you come
down a couple OF dollars? Dealer
What! Lower Old Glory! Neyer.-Cin-
clnnatl Enquirer.
"Where on earth could she have
picked up SO insignificant a man for a
husband" Il haven't any exact In
formation, but he looks rs IL he might
have gone with a pound of tea.'@Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
so kallseum has got the part of
walking gentleman in the new play.
wonder how he will acquit himself
First rate, l should think. Its been
his way Of getting from II town to
another these many years"
What is your honest opinion con-
corning Amerlcans?' inquired the in
teryiewer. Let me understand" re-
turned the eminent Frenchman. Are
we speak king with reference TO the Gu
ban affair, or the exposition in 1902"
Uncle John-They tell me that your
friend Is a terribly awkward fellow;
thai he doesn't know enough To eat
surprised. He has always eaten with
his mouth when l have been with him.
Counsel Ito witness, the father Of n
family)-Why are you so certain, Mr..
Smith. that the event occurred ON such
a date? May you not be mistaken?
Impossible, sir. 1t was the day
didn't have 10 buy any of my children
a pair of shoes
Seryant-\o one, ma'am. exceptin' a
tramp. lie wanted somethin' TO eat.
but | told him there was nothin' ready,
an he'd have to wait TIL the Teddy of
the house got back from the eookin'
school. an mebbe she'd make him
somethin'. Mistress-Of all things
Did he wait? Servant-No. ma'am. lie
runned.-New York Weekly.
An old Scotch minister was often
obliged TO avail himself of the aid OF
probatloners. One day a young man,
vain of his oratorical powers. officiated
and on descending FROM the desk WAS
met by the elder with extended hands
and. expecting high praise, he said
NO compliments, pray" Ma, ns
ma" said the minister, ~''nooadays I'm
glad 0 'onybody."
"MIstuh Pinkley," said Miss Miami
Brown. what is dis here diplomacy! q
well | dunno whethuh kin transpar-
,fy de question SOS youth see froo 1t.
R,,t ef de lan'lord comes 'roun' foh de
r.nt an | says ! ain gwlnter pay. why,
/ gifts put out. But ef tells i'm ter
come 'roun' mex week, an mex week
,alIs I'm ter come 'roun agin, an 50
an. dats ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Star,
Materfamilias ito candidate for the
nost of cook)-Your general character
Is excellent; but before engaging you
I must find out something more from
,,our last mistress about your cooking
Of fancy dishes. Candidate-oh. you
may make your mind easy on thal
noint. mum. The last family lived
with was Just gettin' Into society
through their table.
roo,;nga Cal. a new oil