The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-09-08
Doo1ey on Dreytus.
From the Chicago Journal.

From the Chicago Journal.
see be tn pa-aper," said Mr.. Dooley,
that COL Hlnnery. tn man that stint me
Irlno Cap. Dhrytfuss to tn cage. has moved
on. l sup-poke~ they'll give tn Cap a new
thrile now"
nope they WON'T said Mr.. Hennessy.
don't know ahnythlng about 1t. but l think
mes guilty. He's Jew"
WeI' said Mr.. DoOley. ''yeer thoughts
on thls subject is inthrestin'. but not con-
elusive, as Darsey said to tn Pollack that
thousht ne cud Hex him. Ye have fright
10 yeer opinyon an yell hold 1t anyhow.
"hether We have fright to it or not. Like
most ~ ye'er ifelIow-citizens. we start Impair
tial' Ye don't know anything about tn
case. II ye knew anything yed not have
an oplnyon wanl way or tn other. They SO
nlVer been matther come up in my time
lhat IN American people was so sure about
as they er-rei about tn Dhry-fuss case. Tn
frlnch are not so sure but they'se not a
pohsman inuth!s country that can't tell
ye JUS where Dhry-fuss was whIn tn re-
mains ~ tn poor girl was found. That's
because IN thrile was secret. II twas an open
thrl-e an We heerd tn tisti-mony an knew
IN language an saw tn safe afther twas
piown open. ye'd be puzzled an not care a
rush whether Dhry-fuss was naked in a cage
or takin tay with his uncle at tn Benny
Birth cub
i haven't made up my mind whether tn
zap zone IN shcotin' or not. He was GER
tainly IN tn neghborhood whin tn fire
STARTED an tn polls dug up quite lot iv
iead pipe in his back yard. But It's wan
lining 10 SUSPECT man iv dofn' a Job an
enother thing to prove that he didn9 Me
lrlhd lola thinks he's innocint an he raised
TN dlvvle at tn thrile I've herd Win
IN Judge come up on tn bench an opined
Tn coort. lola was settin' down below with
IN LAWYERS Let us proceed, says tn
impartial an fair-minded judge, to tn thrile
~ IN hayrious monsther Cap Dhry-fus >
ne says. Up jumps lola an says he in
french: 'Jackuse;' he says, which is a.
nell or a mare thing to say to amy man.
an Trey thrun nm out. Judge says TIL
attorney 1r tn d!finse, an g,ntemen iv tn
jury, he says. 'Ye're liar says tn Judge
cap ye'er guilty an ye know it, he says
Tn decision iv IN court is that We be put
IN a cage an stint to tn DivvIes own island
IT the r-rest iV ye'er life,' he says. Let
up proceed to hearln' tn testimony he
Gays. Call all tn witnesses at wanst.' he
says, an lave thin have il out on tn fure ,
he says. Be this t me lola had come back
an he jumps up an, says he. Jackuse' he
says. An they thrun him out.
Befure we go amy farther says TIL
lawyer fr tn difirse, L wish to sarye notice
that whin this thrile is ever intind, he Saws
TO wait outside he says, an hammer tn
non rable ccort into an 0melet,' he saws
with these few remarks | will close he
says. The coort, says tn Judge, is always
r-ready to de1ird tn honor iv France he
says, an if larned counsel viii con-sint,' he
says, TO step up here f'r a minyit' he says
tn coortl put a sthrange hold on him
that'H not do him bit iv good he says
An. he says. Here's me OF frind Pat tn
Clam he says. Pat what dye know about
this case% he says. None iv ye'er business >
says Pat. Answered like a man an a.
sojer,' savs tn coort. 'Jackuse,' says lola
firm tn dureway. An they thrun him out
Call Col. Hinnery,' says tn court He ray
fuses to answer Good. TIL case is clear.
Cap forged tn will. TIL coort will now
adjourn FIR dools, an all ladin officers iv tn
ARMY not in disgrace already will assimble
in jail an commit suicide he says. 'Jac-
kuse,' says lola, an started f'r tn woods.
pursued be his fellow editors. He's off some
where in a three now hollerin' 'Jacl,lse' at
ivry wan that passes sufferin' martyrdom FIR
his country an writin' now an thin about
it all.
That's ali I know about Cap. Dhry-fuss'
case. an that's all amy man knows. Ye
didn't know as much, Hinnissy, till told ye.
l don't know whether Cap stole tn dog or
not"
Whats he charged WITH" Mr.. Hennessy
asked in bewiIderment.
"PH niver tell ye'' said Mr. Dooley. "It's
too much TO ask"
We'll. anyhow" said Mr.. Hennessy, "he's
guilty, we can bet on that"