The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1898-02-27
HE MET HIS MATCH.
WHY BULLY eRoNsToN OF WYOMING
WILL NEVER BOX AGAIN.

The Champion PuEilist of the Hunting
Grounds Had Downed Many Kinds of
High oGiciaIs, hut Never Before Tao
killed. Young Consul.
There was a hardy fellow named
BRONSON who lived III shack on dos
ert claim just at the edge of the Wyo-
ming hunting grounds who had a repu-
tation for being about as handy with
his fists as the next conner. Bronston
had an especial dislike for the dude
hunters, and it was his boast that in a
fair encounter he could best anything
wearing good clothes and carrying Of
pounds Of variegated ammunition. He
was kept fairly busy.
The hunting grounds, despite the
presence of Bronston, became moro pop
ular year after year. until finally he had
to be little more select in his opera
tions, as there were altogether too many
visitors to allow him time to do the
whole lot Justice He finally announced
that in future he was going to whip no
body under the rank Of colonel in mill
tary life and nobody who in civil life
wasn't at least mayor of big town or
q president of railroad. BY following
this plan he succeeded i'll filling his time
comfortably without overworking him
self. He was uniformly successful until
one day party stopped at his ranch
and introduced themselves as eastern
tourists bent on doing some elk exter-
mination. They asked if they might
stop overnight with him.
"Gentlemen, said Bronston, edo it
happen that they's a giniral among
your
No, there didn't happen TO be.
"A judge, mebbe, or a vice presi-
dentf'
party. The only manwith anything APP
preaching an official designation was a
young fellow who was Portuguese con
sui In seaport town down east He
wasn't native of PORTUGAL himself
just plain American citiz5h,swho had
been appointed to the place because he
had the time to attend to the few duties.
"Concernin a consul, said Bronston
refiectively, II don't know. / never
heard Of SIGH. Doubtless, mebbe, it's a
responsible an honorable job.
He was answered that it was.
Well, he suggested, s'mebbe he'll
do. Come out here in the yard, gentle
men, an the exercises will begin.
They had no idea what was coming.
but Bronston explained briefly, and the
young man seemed perfectly willing "
take his part in tho melee. though the
others, terrified, tried rneir best to
argue Bronston out Of it. The desert
claim settler made rush at his victim
and found he wasn't there He had care
July stepped aside, and as the mountain
fighter Numbered past him the consul
hit him on the ear, Then the Portuguese
representative followed up his advan-
tage, and leaping upon the PROSTATE
Bronston battered his head against the
ground until he had worn hole in the
hard soil. He picked Bronston up and
threw him out into the road. and then
went out and threw him back again
The Portuguese consul, it may be re-
marked, had spent the better part of his
life learning how to box and wrestle,
and this was his first opportunity to let
himself ont
In an hour Bronston came back to life.
He YEARLY looked about him and said,
Gentlemen, did dozen or two SUI
preme court judges sneak up while /
want lookin an tackle mes' He was
told that no such thing had happened
"P'r'aps it was state legislator"
No, 1t was just young man who was
Portuguese consul.
He drew a sad sigh. 81 wouldn't a.
believed il" he said 81 had more con.
fidenoe in the institutions Of this land
Of freedom Of ourn. To think that man
who has licked governors an state tor
neys an sheriffs an congressman shou d
be whooped till he's half dead by fur
riner that can IT talk the lgngwidge Of
his own furrin country Gentlemen,
they amt no use bein patriotic no
more. The republican form of gov ment
ia crumblin an she's 9oin to fall. Dog it
all, beat the daylights out Of reg lar
CAAhNA 21fsAN9 NotA0tDA " hll9Ng fAA4 AiFAh 4
am on the broad Of my back with two
ribs broke by eInissary of degpotism
The games over, an the y. S. Of Amer
icky amt got chip to cash in.
The speaker Of the house Of representa-
tives went up that way to hunt after
ward, but when somebody suggested to
the desert claimant that here was an ex-
cellent chance to give greatness fitting
pugilistic reception be said it was nc
use. He would very likely whip the
statesman, but what would be the good!
Since the young men Of the country had
got to prostituting their great talents to
the service Of foreign dynasties be fell
that the country had gone to the dogs
and that there would be nc substantial
Joy even in backing the eye of the presi-
dent himself. Chicago Record.