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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-09-15

was given to q man who had repudiated
the "repudistionists," turned his back
upon the anarchists" received the light
of a new civilization and voted the re-
publican ticket in '96-a Cleveland demo
crat--John Rudkin. This spectacle was
enough to make the gods laugh. 1t
must have been meant for joke, but the
deed is done and the republicans will
now fsce the campaign with man for
the office OF prosecuting attorney, who
it is said never tried case before any
court OF which there is any record.
Prof. Richardson received the nomina
ton for superintendent of schools; Sid
ney Arnold, surveyor; DR.. Rosser, coro-
ner; Frank Horsey, commissioner First
district; A. d. Eglin, commissioner Sec
ond district; w. |. Lnice end Col. Tag
gard. justices; A. N. Short and Ed.
Butler, constables.
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The Editor.

A school boy in an eastern city is said
to be the author oil the following: '"An
editor is a man who edits paper. Some
editors use pen to edit with, but some
use scissors. Lots of editors get news
from scribes. Some editors are Fairsees.
Nearly all editors lie. An editor that
can't lie amt no good for an editor. An
editor should like gossip. Women would
make good editors, but editors must
keep secrets. An editor never has any
money. Once an editor got ten cents
and it made him crazy. An editor never
expects any pay for his paper. Lots of
people never think of paying an editor.
When an editor gets free ticket he has
to give dollars worth of free advertising
in advance. Sometimes an editor gets
wood, and some drink wisksy. Au
editor that dosen't drink whiskey lie q
dry editor. Some that do are dry next
day. Most people know how to edit
papers better than editors do. II an
editor ssks lot pay for his paper the fei-
low he asks is likely to get mad. It's
cheaper to borrow from some one else
Some editors are not afraid Of men. I
once knew woman who frightened an
editor and made him crawl under q
table. This 10 oil know about editors.
@>~-
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One Minute Cough Cure surprises peo-
pie by it's quick cures and children may
take it in large quantities without the
least danger. l. has won for itself the
best reputation Of any preparation used
today for colds, Group, tickling in the
throat or obstinate coughs. Jsneck Bros.
Drug Store.
Fruit and delicacies were ordered for
the sick men OF Montsuk, but the COM
missary offer would not furnish tbsm
because che had no orders, and it wasn't
regular" And nobody kicked him.
For broken surfaces, sores, insect bites,
burns, shlu dissasss and especially piled
there 10 one reliable remedy, Dewitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. When you call for
DeWitt's don't accept countefeits or
frauds. You will not be disappointed
with DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Jan.
eek Bros.' Drug Store.
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Everybody says So.

Cascaraets Candy Csthartic, the most
wonderful medical discovery of the age
pleasant and refreshing to the taste. act
gently and positively on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, cleansing the entire
system dispel colds, cure hes dache, few
er, habitual constipation and biliousness.
Please buv and try box of G. G. G. to.
day; 10, Is, SO cents. Sold and guaran-
teed by all druggists.
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Reauty ~ BLOOD Deep.

Clean blood means a clean skin. Nc
beauty without it. Cascarets Candy Ca
thartic clean your blood and keep 1t clean
by stirring up the lazy liver and driving
all impurities from the body. Begin to-
day to hanish pimples, boils. blotches,
blackheads, and that sickly bilious COM
plexion by taking Cascarets, beauty fol-
ten cents. All druggists; satisfaction
guaranteed, 10c, 25c, SOC.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-09-15
Farm for Sale

Good farm OF 160 acres. in upper All
tanum Valley. 10 acres in hops, 20
acres in alfalfa, young orchard, eight
room house, good barn, hop house etc,
good fruit and spring water. For sale for
$500 or will trade for farm lands near
SunDysiie Inquire at this Office.
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YAKIMA BEST"

is high-grade, extra fine -four. Try it
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Taken llp...Pigs.

Four pigs have come to my place on
the Mckee and have been taken up to
save further damage. Owner can have
same by paying publication and other
costs. NICHOLAS Mccoy.
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II hAAs severe. Oaposr which wss 81 a
only . few olotches, that I Thought wol

eoen pees away. ] "
treated b. several ane
physicians, but in spite
Of their e6orte the Cas-
cerepryad pntll my CON
dit1on Notwithstanding.
After many mon tbs Of
treatment and growing
steadily worse, I de-
Of de d to try 8. g. 8.
which was 80 strongly
recommended. The first
bottle produced an i'm
provement. I continued
the medicine, and in
four mon tbs the last lit
tie scAb dropped on.
Ten years have elapsed,
HA - A.
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Olympia is preparing for chrysanthe-
mum carnival in November, the whole
week to be given up to festivities.
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To Cure a Cold In One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it fails
to cure. 25c.
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1923 with the Italian surveys of 1893. The
ADDITION amounts to ne-six-hundredth or
the total area of Italy at the earlier date.
Careful weighing shows that ordinary
bee, not loaded. weighs the five-thousandth
part of a pound, so that it takes 5000 bees
to make a pound. But the loaded bee, when
he comes in fresh from the fields and flow
ers, freighted with honey or bee-bread,
often weighs nearly three times more.
Mr.. w. H. Wheeler, who has devoted
many years to the study of such matters,
says that in the Bay Of Biscay. frequently
during the autumn and winter in calm
weather, a heavy sea gets up and rolls In
on the coast twenty-four hours before the
1t is the prelude.
Russia with her population Of 12S,OOO,OOO'
has only 743 newSpapers-but little more
than half the number published " the state
of Pennsylvania, which has 1,43O. OF the
TAB, there are $50 printed in Russian, 50 in
Polish. A in German, in French, in Ar
menian and in Hebrew. No English news
paper appears in the list
A Siciian tribunal has just sentenced
noted forger to Imprisonment for 1888 years
The culprit has passed himself off as an
advocate and in the guise committed sixty
three different acts of serious fraud, having
even stolen for short time the seal of the
chancellor of the court. This seal ne used
to give effect to his fraudulent documents
An extraordinary run of luck Is recorded
at the last drawing of city of Paris bonds.
when six successive numbers were drawn
belonging to one owner a barber at ver YER
francs; the next two the right of being re-
leemed at par, 500 francs: the fourth a
prize of 500 francs; the fifth 1000 francs.
and the sixth, the grand prize of 100000
francs.
The oldest inhabited house in England
stands close to the river Yer. and about
ESQ yards from st. Adams abbey. It was
built In the time of King Offa of Mercia,
about the year 795. and thus is over LOO
years old it is of octagonal shape. the up
per portion being of oak, and the lower has
walls of great thickness. At one time 1t
was fortified and bore the name of st. Ger
mans gate.
For fourteen years a woman in Charles
ton w Va carried potato in her pockets
as preventive of rheumatism Al ner
death. a few DAYS ago, the potato had be-
come shriveled with age. After the funeral
her clothes were hung out to air and In the
pocket of one of the garments was the
potato. A rainstorm drenched the clothing.
and it was found that the potato had put
forth several green sprouts
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last serious conversation with the arch
deacon.
"Ah, now 1 understand why he asked me
to sing that song the night before they were
married" she exclaimed.
And it was-?"
She went 70 the piano, and sang in her
sweet voice, that was light and tender like
herself:
'It is not because your heart is mine, mine only,
mine alone,
1t is not because you chose me, weak and lonely
for your own;
Not because the earth is fairer and the skies
spread above you
Are more radiant for the shining of your eyes that
love you.
But because this human love- tho true and sweet,
yours and mine,
Has been sent by Love more tender, more COM
plete. more divine,
That it leads hearts to rest at last in heaven
far above you,
Do take you as gift that God has given. and
love you.
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that has been put upon her has been openly
done IN payment of the debt owed her by
her husband. Then six months ago John
gastric fever When she heard the news
she knew herself doomed, and thanked God
that her sufferings would soon be over. I'm
fortunately, however, the fancy seized an
other of the gang that he would marry her.
At first the others refused to allow this,
but he, being MIN of power among them,
carried his point and won the day, Bron-
sons own sister saying to her, Fred Horn
by VIII be a better revenger of poor DICKS
death than anyone could be- When his
fancy has worn off, he will lead you a life
in comparison with which he'll itself would
be preferable. He shall marry you.
But she escapedT' / was intensely in
terested in Rosey's story.
Yes. she escaped. She says she scarcely
knows how. She made, as matter Of fact,
a rope Of her bedclothes and curtains and
let herself down into the street from
second-story window. Then came the diff
Guilty. where was she to go? The only one
in all the world that she could think of
was me-and she managed to make her way
to NorthtoWerS-for she had a little money,
about $50 hidden among her clothes She
found this poor little lodging, and then find
ing that she had not been tracked she ven
was an object-a pitiable object She might
have been any age. l never saw such
shadow"
but what are you going to do with
pounds, won't last long in lodgings, and she
will be known sooner or later. / mean it will
be known that she is here. Someone is
sure to recognize her.
AT first all that fitted through my head,
Joe, said my wife, nodding her pretty
blonde head wisely at me. II was boiling
over with passion so much so that / was
fairly beside myself. She entreated me to
tell nobody at all of her whereabouts. only
to let her rest for few days until she
could make up her mind"
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CHAPTER TT

For whole week Rosey never went near
the cathedral. a fact which was very soon
commented on by persons in the habit of
regularly attending mathis or evensong, or
both.
is Mrs Dallas ill?' Miss Smethirst
stopped to ask one afternoon.
oh, no, my wife is perfectly well. thank
you" ! replied. politely
oh. really / fancied, as she had not
been to service for such long time, that
she must be III"
The lady's tone was somewhat acid. and
as the words passed her lips we were Joined
~ an2sher ancient damsel who entertained.
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Brooklyn Life

BROOKLYN Lie.
Magistrate-What IS the charge against
this man. officer?
Policeman-Openin' a saloon at o'clock
in the marnin', yer honor.
Magistrate-Where is his saloon?
Policemar-He amt got none, yer honor.
It was Casey's saloon he was openin wild q
jimmey.
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Boston Transcript
Connoisseur-Thunderi You don't mean
to say you painted that picture?
Artist-Yes, I'll have to confess it's my
work.
Connoisseur-Great, amt It? Do you
know thought it was one of them chrome
pictures they sell in the stores.
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Philadelphia Bulletin.
did you enjoy the English opera last
sWhy, yes. 1 enjoyed it; but didn't know
1t was English"
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BOsIOH BtdCOH.
Landlady--That new boarder Is either
married or a widower
Daughter-Why mamma. he says he's a
bachelor.
Landlady--Don't you believe IT. When he
opens his pocketbook TO pay his board he
always turns his back to me.
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A Theory.
Puck.

She-Perhaps Mr.. Jones is in mourning
for his first wife?
He-How can that be? He's married
again.
She-Yes; he may have begun to feel his
bereavement
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A Sane View.
Puck
t going to

Josephine is 50 queer! She isn't going to
wear mourning"
Does she give any reason?'
Yes; she says she doesn't intend to act
as If she thought her husband had gone to
the bad place.
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Puck.

PUCK.
Uncle Si--What's all this gibberish2
Waiter-Bill-o'-fare an it's mostly In
French, sab.
Uncle Swell, amt much on French;
but you jes find out which O. these things
means IL good sirloin steak. with plenty o.
tat on Ii. an some fried potatOee an coffee
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Pastor-Have you seriously considered
the great question of life, Mary?
Girl Parishioner-None of the young men
has asked ne yet, sir
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Punch.

Madame Theosophia-Tell me- have Won
never seen a vision? Never welcomed some
strange spirit from the unseen world?
Mrs. Sinclair-Never. But then l enter
tain so little.
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Puck

PUCK.
''Aguinaldo seems TO be more or less dis
satisfied
sOhl well, when we get things In good
working order he can vote the Populist
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Judge.

How unlucky you have always been
with your love affairs" said Mcbride pity
ingly to his friend Tenterhook.
ON the contrary, replied Tenterhook:
''everv girl ever fell in love with has mar
ried some one else"
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she Was a Woman,
Puck.

.'Can she talk old MANI"
s.Can she? Why, last summer In the
mountains she didn't even let the echo have
the last word"
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A Legal Joke.

Atlanta Journal.
How in the world do all these young
LAWYERS live?'' asked the stranger.
"By the provisions of the CODE" replied
a bystander.
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and bring 'em here, an l guess 1 kin
translate EN- all right
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PUBLISHED BY SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT
A WOMAN OF METTLE
By JOHN STRANGE WINTER,
Inn,
COoneIs Daughter

Copyrighted. 1898. by Mrs. Arthur stannard.
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know anything about it. ICd break their
hearts. Me and Shorty, especially Shorty.
are the only honest ones in the company.
The other tellers'd steal the house from over
your head if You didn't watch en-"
That's So asscverated shorty 4" Me
and ESPECIALLY me, is the only honest
ones in the company We're the only ones
You Kin really trust T."
I'd be sorry to thinl, that 81 had learned
to steal, said the Deacon gravely, at which
Shorty could not resist the temptation to
give 81 furtiye kick But I'll look out
for thieves. We used to have lots O them
IN Posey County, but after we hung one or
two. and rid some others on rails. the re-
vival meetins' seemed to take hold on the
rest, and they got converted"
Something like that ought be done in
the army murmured Shorty.
When you want anything to eat You
know where to git it, " said ii, as they moved
of. 'WeIl probably be back in time to git
supper"
The Deacon watched the squad march away.
and then turned TO think how he would en-
ploy himself during the day. He busted
himself for awhile cleaning up the cabin, and
setting things TO rights, and flattered himself
that his housekeeping was superior to his
sons Then he decided to cut some wood
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The with dden in the Dry
the coast
forming
which
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to of heavy
ii,
songods Gulf
been
Towa d
four the convicted OF completely President nn
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Wa
to n he ands has been
to
to
all attacks
palhe in its SDcn dharnn.
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SPANS TWO DEMANDS.

Spain has impudently demanded the
recall of Consul Gen. Lee, and that We
send relief to the concentrates in mer-
chant vessels instead of war-ships. The
President has very properly refused to
accede to both these requests. Of course,
she has diplomatic right to make these
requests, but her doing so at this time
looks like insolence. and desire to pro-
woke us still farther. She can, if she
wishes, still further aggravate the situa-
ton by returning Gen. Lee his ereqNater
and refusing him the privilege of ex-
ercising his functions.
Because Gen. Lee has acted through
out precisely as the American people
wanted him to act, because he has
shown courage, wisdom and patriotism
in a high degree, he has become very
distasteful to Spain. His has been a
very embarrassing position, and his life
has been constantly in danger. 1t is his
duty to stay there in the midst of that
bowling mob of zealots, and maintain
the rights of his country, though
that exposed him hourly to assassi-
nation. For the President to recall
him would seem, OR might be made
to seem, a disapproval of his course.
This must not be done. On the con-
trary, we want to give evidences of our
highest approval Of his course from first
to last 1t is alleged that Gen. Lee is
an ardent annexationist, and believes
that within two years after we take
Cuba it will be thoroughly American
lied. If so, these are merely Gen. Lees
private opinions, which have nowhere
found official expression. He has a
perfect right to entertain them, and the
fact that he does so will commend him
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anyone else while they could battle on
anything like equal terms. But as they
began to approach so no energy OF
character, no force of will could resist
the enforcement of Natures penalty for
the physical strains of their youth. They
could laugh no more at the fearful forced
march to Gettysburg, at the months
spent in the morasses around Vicksburg.
They could not ignore the long days of
sojourn on the sands of Morris Island,
the weeks of wading through the Win
ter-cold swamps and rivers of the Caro-
linas. rheumatism, failing hearts,
shaking limbs, stiffened joints, impaired
sight and hearing are only too eloquent
reminders of those days of wracking
trials, almost unbearable hardships, and
glorious achievements. The older these
men get the more certain that they will
have to succumb to them. Every year
must see more and more yield to the
inevitable, until substantially every sur
vivOr of the war is on the pension roll.
1t must continue to increase until this
happens, and then it will rapidly de
crease as Death cuts q wider swath
through the ranks Of the prematurely-
aged veterans.
This is so plain that anybody ought
to be able to see it.
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frightful losses came home at the close
Of the war, and resolutely set themselves
to the ways of peace. They were so
young then that they could ignore or
laugh at hurts and disablements which
they had received. They were men of
the highest energy of character, as was
shown by their service in the army.
They went hopefully into LIES struggle,
and competed for awhile successfully with
the younger men who had grown up while
they were in the army, with the civilians
who had staid at home, and with the
tide of immigrants flowing in from
Europe as soon as the struggle closed.
They made splendid fight as long
as their youth lasted. They asked no
help from the Government, nor from
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to the esteem Of all patriotic, right
thinking Americans.
The demand in regard to war vessels
is immaterial. a Government capable
of the inhuman barbarities that Spain
has practiced upon the unhappy Cubans
has no right to be squeamish about the
kinds of ships we employ on our errands
of mercy.
The Presidents reply is:
The President will not consider the recall
of Gen. Lee. He has borne himself through
out this crisis with judgment, fidelity, and
courage, to the Presidents entire satislac-
ton.
AS to the supplies for the relief of the
Cuban people, all arrangements haze been
maze to carry a consignment this week
from Key West by one of the naval vessels.
VIII chever may be hest adapted and most
available for the purpose, to Matanzas and
oagua.
The whole country will applaud this
utterance.
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WHY THE PENSION ROLL Is INCREss-


WHY THE PENSION ROLL Is INCREaS-
ING.
1t requires but modicum of common
sense to understand why the pension roll
is temporarily increasing. 1t requires
but a slight knowledge of history to
understand why it should increase.
To the man of understanding it would
seem strange if it did not show strong
tendency to increase at this time, when
the war is more than a quarter of GEN.
fury remote. This has been the case
with the pension rolls of all the previous
wars in which the country was engaged,
and there is perfectly obvious reason
for it.
The war of the rebellion was fought
through almost wholly by the very
young men and boys of the country.
While the legal age of enlistment was
IS, there were hundreds of thousands of
those who were under that age who did
splendid service. Those boys of Is and
under are now past 80. They are feel
ing sharply the relentless clutch of Old
Age.
When they came out of the war, SO
years ago, they were still in the pride of
youth and strength. They had endured
the most surprising hardships. They
had made long forced marches under
the blazing sun; unsheltered, they had
endured the fiercest storms of Winter.
they had waded through icy streams.
and lain down TO rest in the snow; they
had baked for months on the sands Of
the seacoast; they had camped in the
Iniasmatic jungles of the Mississippi:
they had starved in prisons; they had
been shot and sabered, struck by frag-
ments of shells, charged over by cavalry,
shaken by terrific explosions of ar.
tillery; their heartstrings strained by
ten thousand terrors of the battlefield
the outpost and the raid. For four long
years a numerous, aggressive and bitter
enemy had been combined with the
elements to do everything that was pos
slble to hurt them mentally and phys
ically. The Surgeon Generals report
is ghastly exhibit of how successful
these adverse agencies were.
One man out Of every six who put
on the blue was dead before he took it
of. Nearly 100000 wounds and seri-
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