Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-07-16

we-that 10. the large establishment
In which a number " people. including
mo. two dogs and canary bird. are
countcd-have decided 10 what place We
viii HE a rather like that expression!
II sounds na II I had Intentions toward
the stago). Really. We think the IDEAL
place h reached. IL IL farm with
lot Of room outdoors and not too much
In. Consequently the supply Of board
om IL limited. The iandlady has some
ideas tending toward civilization. since
there II bathtub. and she can realize.
unlike the average iandindy that people
81 fastldloua tastes prefer whom there 10
only one tub In the house 10 have u In
tlmatsiy acquainted with the Hcrubblng
brush ana some soda and hot water
once In awhile. l once went tu u farm.
house In the really rightly country
where used To help with the tea things.
assist the 'pufps" Ia chase the mice In
the barn and teach the Eirla In tho fam-
iiy how 10 cut their skirts after tho
latest new fashion. but woe II mo' Tho
mouse no longer fears me. Tor when I
start 10 run twingo ~ rheumatism
announces u him that grabbed youth
and rheumatism cannot run after him
with success. though they do nome-
times
However. 10 return 20 tho present.
which whom one has passed u IA always
pleasanter than the past We are here.
Like the detective In the mclodrama
who always pops up and saves the
heroine I'VE have came" How We viii
like II remains 10 be seen. This morn
Ing. when felt little poorly and one
shutter would shake. our courteous land
lady fetched genial looking gentleman
60 arrange tho shutter. who, seeing me
nrraycd an most people are who are In
bed, gave me no opportunity % say any
thing but announced that he had
daughters ~ his own and I needn't npol-
orixe. lie little knew that I had mo- In.
tentlon Of doing this. for had put on
matinee Jacket with pink ribbons capc-
claiiy for his benefit. ~ nrHt I ala not
understand exactly why he looked at me
with what seemed q measuring eye
lie appeared 10 BE- taking me In BY
inches.
Then think o. ~ 7 learned that this
shutter liking person was the village
undertaken. and he was staring nt me
with an eye ~ business. Hut am Glad
20 know that gentle ana genial as he
was. he will never make anything on
me. for when l bid goodhy 90 this gny
and festive world I shall depart In
plain pine box. I want nobody 10 look
at me aud want 10 be- taken 90 my
grave In wagon and have only a cou-
pie u the men OF my family at the
funeral.
Hut We will drop that now ana talk
about going 60 the country, When We
started out We were procession. There
were all the rest of them. ana then
came with tho two dogs bowling with
delight because they were going tn ride
In a baggage car and be made much ",
while young man who has weakness
for me carried the canary. chipping IT.
Hhrllest because II realized II was go
Ing where II can be In tho sunshine all
day long and can Hnln tho very sweet
est Of flowers. Then there were cou-
pie Of mon who announced that they
wouldn't carry n thing, but who stag
Eerod under a dress suit ease contain
Ing something which was forgotten un-
III the last moment, while somebody
else had u box OF candy. a pound Of hno
tea and three umbrellas and storm
coat, which we forgot 10 put up, hut
thoy had 20 go. no they won't And when
we got there. thorc was large wagon
10 meet NJ. and we looked az " we had
Just arrived from the old country. aud
we went sailing tmetaphorlcallyD sitting
on our trunks The two dogs turned up
their noses az this. 30 one sat In my
lap, while Molly held tie other one.
who would insist on trying 10 catch
flirs,
There are times when n puppy. cheer.
ful na he may be, IN somewhat In the
way. on our arrival this truth was
proved. since the two small fox ter
rloru Tot into a nght with a large COLI
lie, ana, much To- tho sorrow ~ our
small boy. II was interrupted The poi-
lie was tied up In the stable, while the
two pups went out, sat Just outside n.
and he walled as " there were going Gu
he death In tho nclghborhood until
the farmer united him, and then they
all kissed and shook paws and were
good friends. The average dog IN very
peculiar and would rather eat some
dirty old bone covered with cold tat
ana nahed out ~ a coal Fuuttle than a
nice piece Of chlckcn IN % china plate
10 return to the two leggrd ones.
A. far as can be- expected we arc now
settled ana We M out un the ycrandl
and are industrious beyond expression
ana lounge In hnmmnrla ana read 0r
no 90 sleep hut we take me- rusIIy an
md that We gnin flesh by dnlug fl. Wc
have wonderful discussions. In which
the farmers daughter joins running u
every now ana then from the kitchen
whore nhe is making cherry plcs O.
give hor opinion, which Is not flow,
cry but a nouTy. one
We have discussed the war killed me
spanlnrdl, own tho world havng Ions
ago possessed the frsh and the drvil
Then we come down 10 clothes. md th'
farmers daughter who h. pretty girl
with very good iden ns 10 tho corroo
thlng In frocks ana other things, sai1
having given the last look az the pies
DO you know l never can get a vel
to suit mo-"
And girl who came with Us aud VIII