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Morris tribune., 1898-07-20

The future is uncertain, but if you
keep your blood pure with Hoods
Sarsapafilla you may be sure of
good health.
For external piles, cuts, burns and
bruises, old sores, eczema and all skin
diseases BEGGS GERMAN SALVE
stands today without a per- 1t is an
old reliable remedy and if used freely
wounds will heal without scar. Be
careful to get "BEGGS" and be sure
of speedy cure.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
AS 1t Will Be.

"Is this case to be tried by a jury
of women?" asked the plaintiff in a
whisper.
sit is" replied the lawyer.
Cant we fix it any other way?"
eve cannot"
"Then we might as we'll throw up
our hands now. The defendant is
younger and handsomer than I am"
Chicago Post.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
National Games.

Englishman-Of course, cricket is
the national game in England and
golf in Scotland. What is your ma
tional sport over here?
American Well, they used to claim
that base ball was our national game
but taking Spanish feet may be con-
sidered our national sport just now
Cleveland Leader.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
His Wheel Was First.

what was your first thought" she
asked. as she seated herself beside his
cot, "after you realized you had lost
your foot7"
He replied thought, "Well this
is fine fix to be in; now I'll not be
able to ride the bike any more" Chi
cago Record.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
If She Were a Man.

"Oh," she suddenly exclaimed, 81
wish I were a man"
"What would you do?" he asked.
'I'll not say what I would do, but
there is one thing I will confess that
I wouldn't do
"And that is?"
81 wouldn't sit around as if l had
handouts on when happened to be
alone with girl.-Cleveland Leader.
Latest War Publication Just Issued.
"War Pictorials," part one, land
and water series, twenty pages, size
by IL inches, fourteen reproductions
of photographs by E, Ell. Hart, United
States naval photographer, also de-
tailed account of the war up to date.
For one send 6 cents in stamps to W
r. Galloway, g. p. A. 500 Line, Min
neapoIis, MINI.
The Best Cough Remedy on Earth.
LUTHER, Mich, Feb. 8, '92
DIR. G. D. WARNER, Coldwater, Mich.
Dear Sir:-I am well acquainted
with the merits of your White Wine
of Tar Syrup. have used it on sew
eral occasions when very hoarse from
public speaking and when suffering
from sore throat. Our postmaster.
Mr.. Nichnson, had la grippe and it
which he commenced taking and to-
day he is we'll man. A little girl
here had coughed all winter and no
cure could be found. | asked her
mother to get White Wine of Tar,
She did so and in two weeks the child
was cured. As you say, it 10 the best
cough remedy on earth, Please send
me six bottles by express.
Yours Most Resp'y
Rev. E. L. OoLE. Pastor M. E. Church
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
,IOhnnV'S Latest.

Johnny, I see you have taken more
cake than l said you might have"
Eyes, mother, made believe there
was another little boy spending the
day with me."-Tit Bits.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Beggs' German SaIVe.

is an invaluable remedy for cuts,
burns bruises, scalds, chapped hands,
sores nipples, sore lips, eczema ulcers
chronic sores, skin eruption, fever
sores, and all skin diseases.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
The True Anarchist.

A-What is an anarchist?
Ban anarchist is one who bowls,
who has no regard for authority and
who incoherently gables night and
day.
Ayes. We have one at our house.
What's his name?
A-Isn't named yet. He's our baby.
It'd Bits.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
His Own Words.

atts-What right have you to in
sist that this war is un American?
Potts-Your own words prove it?
Didn't you just say there was no pol
tiles in it?-lndianapolis Journal.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
SALT LAKE Cry, UTAH.

BEGGs MFG Co.: ......
AS a general thing | am down on
all kinds of patent medicines, but am
happily disappointed after trial OF
Beggs' Cherry Cough Syrup among
my customers and patients. 1t relieves
all throat and lung difficulties at
once, Ii. +. OGDEN, NJ. u.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Great Opportunity Wasted.

you are trying to Introduce a new
brand of five cent cigars, aren't you?"
yes.
"Why don't you go to those fellows
who write war bulletins on the big
black board and see if you can't rent
the backs Of their coats for advertis-
ing purposes?"- Chicago Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20

Biliousness is caused by lazy liver,
permits food to sour in your stomach,
makes you cross. Rocky Mountain
Tea makes you cheerful and we'll
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Airy Persiflage.

"Have you noticed that the German
manufacturers of bicycles are trying
to exclude American machines from
their market?"
Yes. They are afraid the air in
the tire has injurious microbes in it. "
Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20

Don't be persuaded into taking
something said to be just like Rocky
Mountain Tea. There's nothing
made like it. 35 cents.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Constipation neglected orbadly treat
ed, leads to total disability or death.
Rocky Mountain Tea absolutely
cures constipation in all its forms.
A Sensitive Point.
cures co

"How dare you, sir" exclaimed
Senator Sorghum with indignation
''insinuate that there are any mercen-
airy motives connected with my OPP
position of Hawaiian annexation?"
"Well," was the reply, chat suspi-
has been very freely expressed"
ut is an injustice, sir; a palpable
injustice. No matter which way SUI
gar values go, I can make money, and
the only thing that keeps me in a
lofty sense of loyalty to the people
who give me the tip Washington
Star.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
TIME SCHEDULE.

Coupon tickets for sale to all points in
the United States and Canada. Through
tickets to Japan and China via Tacoma
and Northern Pacific Steamship Co. Bag
gage checked to destination.
For information, time cards, maps and
tickets, call on or write GEO. CONKEY,
Norris, MIMI, or
CHAS. S, FEE
vt E5en'l Pass. and Ticket Agent
ST. Paul, MINI
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20

Consumption Cure===Warner's White
Wine of Tar Syrup, the best cough
remedy on earth, cures a cough in one
day if taken in time. Is and SO cents
All Druggists,
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
EXPRESS STAr1P TAX.
Scope of the Revenue Law Clearly
Set Forth by the Commissioner

Scope of the Revenue Law Clearly
Set Forth by the Commissioner
Washington, July 14.-In reply to
the petition of the Twin City lmple-
ment and Vehicle association, COM
posed of seventeen jobbing concerns,
all of wyich protested against pay
ment of internal revenue stamps on
express shipments, Commissioner
Scott filed the following decision:
"You are advised that it is the duty
of express companies and carriers to
issue stamped bill of lading for
goods accepted by them for shipment.
A penalty is prescribed whenever any
receipt or bill of lading for goods
without the required stamp; But if
the transportation company or carrier
refuses to accept goods offered for
transportation or to issue bills of lad
ing therefore, except upon condition
that the shipper shall pay for the
cost of stamp, in addition to addition
al transportation charges, the inter-
nal revenue laws afford no remedy. If
thore is remedy, it is under other
than internal revenue laws"
The above decision means that the
courts will be called on to decide the
equities in the issue involved.
Our baby has been continually
troubled with collie and chole in
faptum since his birth, and all that
we could do for him did not seem to
give more than temporary relief, until
we tried G Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. Since giving
that Remedy he has not been troubled
We want to give you this testimonial
as an evidence of our gratitude, not
that you need it to advertise your
meritorious remedy.-G. M. Law,
Keokuk, Iowa. For sale by j. r.
Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Welcome Change.

Helm not myself tonight.
he-How delightful, Can't you
spend the evening?-Detroit Free
Press.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Rev. S. H. Jones, Tacomah Wasl

Rev. S. Fl. Jones, Tacomah Wash,
says: 81 have suffered for years with
constipation and indigestion. One
bottle of Beggs' Little Giant Pills re-
loved me entirely.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20

The price of a pretty face is one dol
lar-three packages of Rocky Noun
tain Tea. Brings red lips, bright
eyes, lovely color.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20

II have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in my family for years and
always with good results" says Mr..
W. B. Cooper, of Ell Rio, Cal. 'For
small children we find it especially
effective" For sale by J. r. Kruger.
Sweet young girls often develop in
to listless, worn out women. Mothers
should give their loved ones Rocky
Mountain Tea, Natures Remedy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-28
Epist/es to ST. Paul.

The second number Of The American SOL
terest of the boys, and from which The
G Q printed considerable matter yester-
day, contains the following:
Col. Reeve, Of the Minnesota regiment is
thinking of going home to look after his tur-
key farm He received the news from one
OF his home papers that there was great NOR
tally among the gobblers, who are the feat
ures Of Col. Reeves fine country home at
Lake Harriet, near Minneapolis. The trouble
seems to be that several coons Of the four
footed variety, have settled close by the farm
and make regular midnight raids upon the
defenseless gobblers. 1t is stated that the
fowls are disappearing at such rapid rate,
that an expedition is being formed from the
colonel's many friends, to give relief to the
prosecuted feathered tribe. Coon dogs with
long regulations and all the crack shots left
at home were 20 compose the attacking
forces. Their cry will be Viva la turkey"
Here is something else from the same pa
per:
Private Brown-What do you think of hard
tack7
Private Jones-WeIl, It's a strong argu-
ment in favor of universal peace.
Prosecutor Hall has a good memory for
faces and when It happens that an old Offend
er is brought into the municipal court he has
a bad time escaping the eye of the prosecutor.
Yesterday morning there was a darkey in
court. charged with some petty offense Mr.
Hail was examining him. Suddenly he said
Look here; you have been here before,
haven't you. for breaking the law"
mo, sub. 1 never done broke the law In
my life"
Now tell the truth. Weren't you brought
in here for assault and battery?"
NO sub. 1 never done no such a ting"
Il know better" said the lawyer "You
have certainly been here"
We'll. to tell de truf, boss, Use bin yere,
but 1t wuzn't for breakin' de law. I wuz
brought yere for buttin' a mule an 1 don't
t'ink dere's any law against a colored man
buttin' his own mule"
The petition from property owners asking
for the removal Of the hay market from
East Fifth street was being considered by an
aldermanfc committee yesterday.
"How did the council come to move the hay
market on Fifth street," inquired one of the
aldermen.
well, you see,' replied Aid. Reeves, "Hor-
ace B1gelow owns a piece of unimproved
property In the vicinity of Eagle and Chest
nut streets and worked the thing through I'm
in favor of changing the location back again. {"
Don't do that" said Aid. Kenny. "for If
you do Bigelow and his crowd will make life
miserable for YOU"
And the committee followed the advice of
the Third ward alderman.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-28
Deaths at Union Stock Yards.

During the past nine months three
prominent commission men have drop
ped out of the Live Stock Exchange
at South st. Paul. Uncle John"
Rogers was the first to go, last VIM
ter. Less than a fortnight ago Will
lam Cunningham, Of the Cunningham
Live Stock Commission company, fell
dead in the stairway Of his home. Mr..
Cunningham was one of the most &C
tive live stock dealers in the North
west He was the owner Of nearly all
the barns at the Midway horse market,
which he really started. Yesterday
Samuel P. Atchison, the representative
Of Tomlinson, Stafford & Co.. of
Chicago, at South ST. Paul, died of
heart failure, but the mortal tracing
led to the suspicion Of appendicitis.
Mr.. Atchison was one Of the leading
commission men at South st. Paul-al-
ways fair-minded and liberal in his
ideas looking to the highest degree Of
promotion of the interests of this mar
ket. The same may be truly said of
Mr.. Cunningham; and, as for ''Uncle
John" Rogers. there was no one who
knew him who could fail to recognize
the kindness of his nature and the
generosity of his dealings with every
body who placed their trust in him.
The loss Of these three men, Uncle
John" Rogers, William Cunningham
and Samuel P. Atchison. will certainly
be felt for some time 90 come at the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-28
"Rebnked From the Tomb of Fame

Cartooning seems to have reached
the limit of absurdity as we'll as Of
Identification in the Dispatch Of last
evening, where Charles XII. Of Sweden
is represented as "the snow king OF
the north" and, standing in undress
uniform, delivers the interrogatory.
How dare you basely traffic in my
peoples name?" to John Lind, who is
represented as crouching at his feet
Charles never knew John Lind! The
inspiration of this attractive cartoon Is
beautiful in theory, but the artist waa
awfulIy lacking in talent who arranged
the makeup for Charles. A couple Of
inverted dinner plates seem to have
been applied to each breast, and the
belt which carries his sword is all
askew. Besides this, the appearance OF
Charles does not indicate that he has
ever been in a tomb; in fact, he is one
Of the liveliest-looking ghosts, with
doubled up fists and pointed fingers
and scowling visage, that was ever per-
mttted to walk on the face of the earth
after having once been called to his
fathers.
Is Republican art in Minnesota so
palsied that this should be put for
ward as specimen Of North STAR
genius?
In the cartoon it must be said that
Mr.. Lind presents a much more peace
full and attractive figure, even on his
knees, than the badly dressed and ap-
parently scared Charles, on his pins.
with his sword at his sidei
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-28

can rot he given at this time, the public can
rest ass ed that nothing will be done which
VIII catc4. ofense to anybody. The commit
tee have ecided that the undertaking shall
be limited to extending a cordial invitation
to attend church and Sunday school and the
taking of simple record of each home, which
will enable the local churches to intelli-
gently follow up the work afterward. This
will show each church for whom they are di-
rectly responsible and will thus indicate to
them where they can most proftably spend
their efrorts.-S Just how this will be done will
be set forth in this paper next week.
1t has been decided to enlist the help Of
LOCO canvassers. coming from all the
churches, and the city is to be properly dis
tricted and the canvass made in one day
Friday, Nov. o. If the matter is Droperly
worked up and the general public thor0ughlS
understand about it, there is no doubt but
that it will do great good for the churches
Secretary of State Albert Berg was heard
twice in solo numbers at the concert given
in the First Baptist church last evening. Mr..
Berg has tremendous bass voice, which has
been heard in st. Paul musical events before.
The concert last evening was given for the
benefit of the Second Swedish Baptist church,
and the programme was listened to by some
800 people. A. c.. Koerner, the First Baptist
church OrSanlst played an organ number
from Mendelssohn. Miss Esther Swanstrom
and Miss PETE each gave readings. Little
Georgia Teley won her share of the applause
with a violin solo, and the First Baptist
church girl choir, directed by Miss Alcott,
sang Memberships 1.-The Angel very ably.
The ladies' .rchestra gave the remainder of
the prOgra
X The Ladies' Guild of St. Stephens Episcopal
Mission, View and Randolph streets, serve
an oyster supper this evening, from to 8, in
the new guild rooms. at rear of church.
Mrs. Alanson Messer, of Mackubin street,
entertains the Ladies Circle of Park Congre-
gational Church at a silver tea this after
noon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-28
State Campaign.

Bank Examiner Kenyon recently rose to re-
mark that certain bank in New Ulm, of
which John Lind is a director, had failed to
conduct its business as the law requires.
Suppostng his charges were true whom does
1t convlct-Mr. Lind or Mr.. Kenyon himself,
who failed to take seasonabe action in the
matter and is supposed to be familiar with
the regulations governing such institutions,
and In the interest OF their patrons to be a
Watchful guardian over him.
1t Is notorious fact that in the years Mr..
Kenyon has held his present position under
Republican administrations his department
has been culpably negligent cases without
number; not only has he failed to keep prop
erIy Informed as to the condition of the fnan-
clal institutions Of the state but time and
again they have been allowed to continue in
business long after their doors should have
been closed. while the earnings and deposits
or crGdulous clients were disspated by care
less and criminal officials
Inc voters eO2 the state have not vet for
gotten the conditions revealed, when many
OF the banks in the Twin Cities and else
wnere We're finally wound UP and will see
to 1t that governor is elected who will turn
the rascals out. Tracy Trumpet
The Pioneer Press calls John Lind sol
dler Of fortune because in his opening
speech Of the campaign lie humorously said:
l don't know that I haze any party Perhaps
1t might be said of me lS2s am a political
orphan The St. Paul sqsg1 of plutocracy
tnen refers to him as "a wandering comet.
VINO belongs to no planetary system" 1t
then goes on to belittle him and SAYS he
defames the Republican party that honored
MIN for many years. eff the Republican
party was guilty of the misdeads which he now
aHeges'' says the organ of the corporations.
He was plalnly partner and accomplice of
its wrong doing Mr. Lind, while attached
70 me Republican party, was personally
honest as his record shows, but seeing what
gigantic wrongs the party was perpetratine
IN this state under the guse of law. and he
ing unaSie to effect reform within it's ranks
ne LETT II like an honest man and retired
from Dubn2 life. His fellow citizens of all
parties summoned him from his retirement To
oecomS their leader. and he nobly responded
ne is no partisan in the sense Of belonging
10 any political organization. He is the leader
OF the people against an organized conspiracy
OF fraud and robbery, and the Pioneer press
Is alarmed for its patrons.-Irish Standard.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-28
Here There ENsywhere.

There is one way in which the president
can IN some small degree atone to the conn
Try Tor the immense loss and SUFFERING In
nIcCeu py the war secretary whom he chose
SO rashly and has so foolishly kent Tho
time has now probably gone by when we can
nope That Mr.. Mckinley will do what haforc
all things he ought to do-dismiss Mr. AIgor
anu put capable and devoted man in his
place. But he may yet if he will nro,,Ido
that so much of the injury fnnno.od ~ ~ ,
nation as is due to faults of system sbau ~
guarded against in the future.-New york
Times. 0lA
Inc Hartford Courant (Rep) finds "tbo
present look OF things in New York. with
ie0Aon oay less than month ahead. in
some respects disquieting The RenubIioor
"a ~ " 'hsDt SeaVe Is not yet in good fighting
form, " it says. THE light registration is .
danger signal. Everybody understands ~
nature and weight OF the handican wbich
roosevelt Is carrying. The alliance of siIvar
democrats, Gold Democrats. and Tndenen6
ents Is as formidable as it Is unnatural Nh
confidence of Tammany seems to he the real
thing-not mere brag''
&c - =
Mr.. Mckinley, in his great speech at Chi
caeo' DoIu4y amrmed that 'the currents Of
destiny flow through the hearts of our noo
n, !" oo profound truth
Inc hearts OF men are really the only p,act
where they do flow. We mean .sdastinv,, 4.
MI. Mck1nley'S sense As we hava alread,
more than once pointed out, this particular
variety OF destiny flows only through the bu-
man heart. 1t is the Carton mode os do.
scribing what the citizen has in mind r. d.
1t is, in fact another name for his '1ittIa
game" whether it be forgery, or burglary
or the holding up of Il train, or speculation
in wheat. 1t is all destiny It TINS makes
1t very sweet to him to think that. no matter
what he is after. it has been planned for hin,
by Divine Providence.-New York Post
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-28

Federation of Women's clubs. This after
noon there were 1000 delegates and visitors
IN the city. The ladies gathered at the Chit
tenden hotel assembly hall, and when the
convention was called to order the room was
delivered the address Of welcome. Response
was was made by the treasurer of the federation,
Mrs. p: p Jones. The report of the secre-
S Sa9yi Hiss Frances Battelle, Of Piqua, showed
having been admitted during the year. the
G 6oIal membership is over 1000 The presi-
IIent' Mrs. J. A Robert, OF Dayton made
Young Women"
81 rms afternoon the ladies took carriages for
me STATE university, where after an address
OF welcome by President j. H. Garfield. adj
dresses were made by Mrs Calvin s. Brics
ana MIS-. Josephine Woodward, of Cincins
nau. A reception was rendered the dele
Gov. Bushnell was present during The after.
noon session, and made a brief address.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-28
MINNESOTA PLUNDERBUND.
A Minneapolis Correspondent TAX es
a. Reef in It's Sails.

A minneapolis Correspondent TAX es
Reef in It's Sails.
To The st. Paul Globe:
regret that circumstances prevent me
from taking an active part in the present
campaign. IN this era of alleged Mckinney
prosperity l am working in a sawmill, and
1 chafe under the restraint. Like Sheridan
when he rode down to Winchester, am eager
for the fray-eager to be with the people In
the fight against the plutocrats and their
candidate for governor, William H. Eustis
but stern, unreenting circumstances force me
to stick to the sawmill My purpose in writ
ing The G 0 b e Is to publicly compliment
and commend the Irish Standard, Of this city
for the brave stand it takes for John Lind
and the entire fusion ticket Mr.. Rosirg
and the state committee have no adequate
conception of the valuable work the Irish
Standard is doing
Eustis has his emissaries among the Irish
Americans Of Minneapolis. I need not give
their names. Suffice 1t to say that among
them are bank-wreckers and employees OF
the state machine, and all these servile tools
were good Democrats till a petty position
seduced them from the path of honor and
righteousness. Far better would it be for
these renegade Democrats to die like men,
with the motto of the crusaders of old-death
before dishonor-on their lips, rather than
accept a bride from the Hannas of Mime
sofa.
To counteract these recreant Americans who
go about stirring UP race prejudice, the Irish
Standard shows UP the willy Eustis in his
true light. 1t exposes his claptrap and warns
citizens Of Irish blood not to be fooled by
his pretended friendship.
No voter who has a drop of Irish blood
in his veins can consistently support W. H.
Eustis, because he is one of the un-Amercan
clique that advocate an alliance with tot
tering, rotten England, and in his speeches
he appeals to the people to stand by that
pro-English senator-C. K. Davis.
The writer Is reluctant to believe that a
single Irishman in this state will forget his
citizenship or forget that he comes of a race
noted for its tolerance and its love of liberty
and cut John Lind because he 0Lind) hap
pened to be born in Sweden. Perish the
thought, ard shame on the bigots who preach
this infamous creed.
John Lind is a true American. He stands
for America and American manhood, and his
home circle is distinctly American. His wife
was a Miss Shepherd, Of Ohio, and is Of long
American lineage. / am for Lind because
he represents the common people, and his
election Will overthrow the political pirates
want to Derpetuate their robber rule behind
the smiling countenance of w. H. Eustis.
Any one who can read human nature knows
that Mr.. Eustis Is a veneered humbug. that
he smiles for a purpose and IS al things to
all men.
The Irish Standard smftes him hip and
thigh. AS Mack said to Miles: at gives him
wan in the jug'lar and a couple CT swaths in
the thin of the STATS. John G.. Gubbins.
Minneapolis. Oct. "a