The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-03-18

In bed until May 2lst when 1 got a
bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm.
The first application of it relieved me
almost entirely from the pain and the
second afforded complete relief. In a
short time | was able to be up and
about again.-A. Il. MoREAUx,
Luverne, Mimi. Sold by Campbell d
Christian.
Coffeyville is rejoicing over the
promise of a handsome new brick
Santa Fe depot. The old building
will be moved a block away and
used as freight depot. lola could
stand something in that line, but she
was the favored one during a year
when only two depots were built in
Kansas. Moreover if the road will
do the right thing in the matter OF
rates, lola don't care whether she has
a depot or not.
Frank Horville, Fred Hale and a
Mr.. Sugg went fishing on Rock Creek
yesterday during the rain. Frank
tells the story as follows: 81 was
standing on the bank and they were
In boat. For some reason they both
stood up in the ends of the boat and
then over they went into about five
or six feet OF water" Whether or not
they ever got out "Frenchy" did not
know for he died laughin' right
then and there.
1t IL, or shunld he, the highest aim
of every merchant to please his GUS
toners; and that the wide-awake drug
firm OF Meyers q Eshleman, Sterling.
ILL.,, is doing so, is proven by the fol-
lowing from MIR. Eshleman: ain my
10 years experience in the drug bust
ness ] have never seen or sold or tried
medicine that gave as good satisfac-
ton as Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy" Sold by
Campbell & Christian.
Tribune (Greelr Co.,) Republicans:
Travis Morse. the Scott City attorney
has moved to lola. Mr.. Morse is one
of the best attorneys in this part of
the state and no man has a higher
sense OF integrity or conscientious re-
gard for his duty than Mr.. Morse. He
deserves well in his new location and
we hope the people OF lola will show
their appreciation of his ability as a
lawyer, and his worth as a man, by
giving him good business.
Dave Leahy in the Kansas City
Times: The net results of the Cuban
war on Fred Funston are as follows:
Two lungs penetrated, compound frac-
tere of the left arm, part of his right
heel shot off, one ear grszed with a
fragment OF a shell, indigestion by
swallowing his commission AZ chief of
artillery when captured, wound on
the right hip from a Mauser bullet,
and his beauty marred by s, 642 grains
of powder sticking in his face.
During The past year or two John
Often has sold several thousand
cigars, tens of thousands in fact. and
as the boxes were emptied he piled
them up on the shelves az an adver-
tisement. In cleaning up he decided
to clean out this pile and hundreds of
boxes were dumped over the back
fence. And the way the small boy
fell upon that pile and carried it away
was caution. The boy does not live
who can pass a good cigar box and
not carry it off.
The last HaTpers Weekly contains
chapter on Bright Skies in the West
and dwells almost exclusively on the
manufacturing and mining industry
of Kansas. Two pictures from lola
appear, one of gas well In full blaze
and the other an interior view of
Robert LANNON'S Spelter, showing one
side of block of retorts The pictures
show up we'll and ought to convince
the eastern gentlemen who have mon
ey to burn that lola has gas to burn
1t or anything else.
Paul Goshorn tested one of the new
ordinances Sunday. He went to the
Santa Fe depot and as the passenger
pulled by, jumped on and rode about
forty feet to the tank. So he was iu-
formed by the marshall to appear this
morning and did so. The costs
amounted to several dollars and
would have made the stolen ride cost
at the rate of $500 mile, but Paul in
formed the gentlemen that his breach
of the statutes was done through
ignorance and so it only cost him 81.
A man stands no chance of being
elected to the mayorship of city UNI
less he enjoys the confidence and
esteem of his neighbors. Geo. w.
Humphrey is the popular mayor of
Swanton, Ohio, and under date of Jan.