Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1898-10-26
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How did you get on at the police
eourtF "Fine."-Seraps
Ringolski-Poor Grabstein His vas
a sad death Cohenstein--Ad der thea.
ter wasn't id? Ringolski-Yes. and
perfore der show vas hallur ofer.-
Judge
A strong yarn: Bizz-So your wife
didn't detect that you had been drink,
ing! Fizz-No. The story | told took
my own breath away.-New York Jour
nal.
Mr.. Fizzington is quite linguist
Isn't hef" Il never knew IT," "Oh
yes, he talks three languages" "What
are they:' Horse, baseball, and golf
Chicago News.
The Judge-You admit, then, that
you forged Mr.. Millions name TO n
number of checks? The prisoner tair-
lly)-Yes, 1t was my favoriie nom de
plume.-Puck.
Il understand they wouldn't have
Joey in the regiment" mo. His heart
beat so fast they decided he couldn't
run mile without collapsing. ."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer
Louise-l'ye fixed Kitty so she will
answer by letter at once. Belle-What
did you do? Louise-I wrote her n
lot Of gossip, and forgot to send the
middle pages.-Puck.
Mrs. G. Smythe Gotrox (graciously)-
This portrait will make your reputa-
ton in this country. am sure. msieu!
NJ Coldini (gallantly)-And yours Also
trust, madame,-l.ife.
He-They can photograph the voice
now. She Goodness. hope III never
live 10 see picture of the things you
say when your collar button drops
down your back,-Art In Dress
Don't you think" said the young
man, that literature Is In state of
decliney' 'Unquestlonably. replied
the other, It's In II chronic state of de.
cline-wIth thanks. ks.'-Washlngton Star.
Jiggs-What Is your opinion of Jones
Biggs-He seems to think what he
thinks he knows he knows. but know
he knows what he knows he thinks
he knows Is false. See?-New York
News.
He-If should kiss you. what would
you do? She (startled)-l never mens-
ure an emergency until II arises. He
lf this emergency arose now, how
would you meet It? She (courageously)
Face TO face.-Tit-B Bits.
May-Oh, Harry, they have the most
beautiful little lockets at Stilfany's,
with shamrocks set In them. Harry
Yes, May, but wouldn't you rather walt
Il little Willie and get one with real
stonei-Jeweler's Weekly.
A delicate operations: Dr.. Pills-Yes,
old Milyuns was on the verge Of ner-
yous prostration, all through worrying
about his money. DIR. Squills-How did
you cure him? DR.. Pills-I removed
the cause of the trouble-Life.
Edwin-You would not take that un.
Gle of mine to be sensitive plant at all,
would youi Reginald-He certainly
does not look it. Edwin--Well, he is. At
tempt 10 touch him, and he closes up
Immediately. Enquirer.
Il observe In the public prints" said
the scientific boarder. that whales
tongue sometimes yields a ton OF oil"
"lf the whale IS as oily-tongued as
that" said the cheerful idiot, no Won
der Jonah was taken in. n."-Indianapo-
lis journal.
"Ah, said the convict, hopelessly, "if
We could only have some of the outside
benefits What would you most pre-
fer, my good MANI" inquired the yisi-
tor. We'll, sir, between you and me,
l think could be happy with a chain
less wheel. Judge.
Harry" said Mrs. Tredway to her
husband at the breakfast table, II am
quite out of money, and | want to spend
the day shopping. Let me have sixty
cents What do you want sixty cents
for?' Ten cents for carfare and fifty
cents for luncheon?'- ?'-Bazar.
Maud-If that young spoonamore had
been coming to see me as persistently
as he been coming 10 see you, d nave
made him declare himself long before
this time Irene-Yes, dear. presume
that's the reason why he never went
to see you.-Chicago Tribune.
You've talked enough now, Katie" "
said her mother; children should be
seen and not heard. You heard what
mother said" protested Katie an hour
or two later, when the nurse was try
Ing to persuade her it was time to 30
to bed; children should be serene and
not hurried. "-Ex.
Time remarks: docs this car go as
far as One Minute street?' asked a
passenger on Market street trolley
Never heard of 1t" replied the con
ductor. We'll, then, Sixty second
street" smiled the passenger. And the
conductor coughed and said: That's
hour terminus. s.'-Philadelphia North
American.
A traveller, meeting settler near q
housa In the backWoods, the following