Gulf Coast breeze. [volume] (Crawfordville, Fla.) 1897-19??, 1898-06-24
RuMoR or TIE DAY.


blood, hut IT'S AL IN vein
On cpening the front door you find
the hall stairs in your face.
A carpenter msy believe in mhrfns.
but he doesn't always trust m old
saw.
They don't furnish cats and dogs
with cEnaAl sPpendAges ss q retail
store.
He-4Tm not myself tonight. "
She-@Thsn how dA<e you speak to
me, sir, without al inirodrction?'-
Chicago News
She--Dont you think II is danger
Gus 20 eat mnshrooms?" He--HSot
q tGi Of danger in II. me danger is
IN eating tosdstools.
~whnt made you 50 anxious 10 IN
trodure Highly and DigbyY" ''Higby
tells war stories and Digby tells fish
stories. New York Journal.
docs young Mr.. slinnins shinein
society" asked q young woman.
-Soms," replied Miss Cayenne; ''es-
pecially about the coat sleeves"
Seems 20 me you didn't thnmp
quite 30 hard a. usual AT the concert
last night Weren't you Well?" ''oh,
yes: but it was my own piano, you
see.
Hicks-''Nobbins seemsto be hold
ing up his head Of late" Wicks-
Yes; Il probably comes Of reading
newspaper bulletins. Boston Tran
script.
Dnwdler-"Snithers writes poetry
for magazines" Dofton-'Is that
sos How many magazines do they
give ham for each poen:"-Boxbury
Gazette.
Fiddsr-"Yes. Boston has turned
out q great many musiciAns-yours
truly among the number" Quiz
We'll. how can you blame hertz
Brooklyn Life.
Half the world doesn't know how
the Other half lives: bat il il could be
convinced that such knowledge was
none a Its business, il would try
mighty hard to find out-Puek
Lecture in museuml-"Yes. Ia
dies and gents, there are freaks and
freaks, but this man stands alone"
SpectAtor-"If he'll stand a loan OF
FIVE dollars. I'll divide with you"
The young woman you are en-
gagged 30 Is very fascinating. under
stsnds- Fascinating: I had to
stand IN line seven hours to get to
propose 10 her. Chicago Record.
An old lady refused the gift of q
load Of wood from a tree struck by
lightning. through fear that some of
the fluid might remain in the wood,
and esase disaster to her kitchen stove.
Mendicant Michael-''Shure. ma'am
I've got swim small children a, home,
all under 1--WE" Mrs. Skinner-''Sev.
en- children, Any twinsg" Mendi-
cant Michsel-"All twins. Tit Bits.
Bscon-'Is that man Crimsonbeak
in favor Of wari" Egbert-"No, in
deed. Every night he's out late he
takes home oysters or something to
his wife. / think he's for peace at any
price. "-Yonkers Statesman.
my son. said the aged politician,
sit is better, especially when you are
talking about the enemies in your own
party, TO use only soft and honeyed
words. They are much easier to eat.
should occasion arise. Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Sagssta-"well. Your Majesty. We
have one hope left. The rainy season
is about to begin in Cuba" The
Queen Regent-''Ah, senior, il looks
to me very much rs il the reigny sea-
son was about to end there. "-Cleye-
Land Leader.
The Sarcastic Parent--"And Won
want my daughter for herself aloneg"
said the sarcastic old millionaire.
Yves, SIR" We'll, my boy. I'll do
better by you than that. I'll throw in
the clothes she wears, ."-Clsye-
land Plain Dealer.
why is il, wonder, (" unused Sa-
gasta, 'that those Americans ara such
dead shotsr" 1T must be their prae-
tice ct the national game" suggested
Guiion. tive heard considerable
about their putting the ball right over
the plate. ~ Philadelphia North
American.
Pa" began little Clarence, after a
short season Of silence. "a Chinaman
Yes, my son." broke In Mr.,
Callipers hastily; "a Chinaman does
many things which seem 10 us very
peculiar YES, know. pa; bat
what was going to ask You was,
isn't it easier for q camel 20 get
through the eye Of a needle than for
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