The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1898-08-06

Mr.. Dooley ON our Cuban All es.
well. sir" said Mr.. Dooley, dam
thin Cubans. IfIwas Gtn'ral Shatter
Id back up tn wagon in front iv tn
dure an I'd say, 4 want you,' an I'd
have thin all down at tn station an da-
Gently booked be tn desk sergeant befure
tn fall iv night. Th' impydince iy
thimw
what have they been doin'?" Mr..
Hennessay asked.
"Failin' to understand our civtliza-
tion," said Mr.. Dooley: aye see it was
this way. This is tn way 1T was. Gin'-
raj Garshy with wan hundherd thousan'
mems been 6ghtin bravely f'r two years
to liberyate Cuba. FIR two years he's
been marchin' his sivinty-6ve thousan'
men up an down tn island desthroyin'
:h' naughty Spanyard be tn millions.
Whin war was declared he offered his
own saryice an tn sarvices iv his ARMY
iv fifty th0usan' men to tn United States
an while waitin' f'r ships to arrive he
marched at tn head iy his tin thOusan.
men down to Sandago de Cuba and cap
tured a cigar facthry which they soon
raYJooced to smokin' Yon Yonsons and
was holdin' this position Gin'ral Garshy
an his gallant wan thousan' men-whin
Gin'ral Shafter arrived. Gin'ral Garshy
immedjitly offered tn sarvices " himsilt
an his two hundred men Fl tn capture
iv Sandago, an whin Gin'ral Shafter
arrived, there was Gin'ral Garshy with
his gallant band iy fifty re-ready to eat
at a mlnyit's notice.
"Gln'ral Shafter is a big, coorse, two
listed man firm Michigan, an whin he
see Gin'ral Garchy an his twinty-five
gallant followers, Front says he.
This way he says, Step liYelY.' he says,
an move some iv these things, he says.
Sir says Gin'ral Garchy, aye take me
f'r dhray2' he says. Tn sojer, he
says, not baggage car, he says. Pm a
Cuban pathrite and I'd lay down me
life an the lives iv iv'ry wan iy the
eighteen brave men iy me devoted ar.
rmY, he says, but I'll be dame If car
ry thrunk,' he says. I'll fight whin-
iver tbs COOL he says, 'an' thew amt wan
iv these twelve men here that wudde't
follow me to hell if they was awake at
til time, he says, but he says, If twas
Wurruk We were lookin' f'r we cud have
found it long ago. he says. 'They'se a
lot iv it in this country that nobody's
usin',' he says. What we want he
says, lis freedom, he says, AN if ye
think we have been In the woods dodgin'
tn savage correspondent fl. two year, he
says 'f'r TIL sake iy r-rushin' ye'er laun-
dhry home,' be says. 'tis no wondher,' he
says, that tn r.roads firm Marinette to
Kalamazoo is paved with goold bricks
bought be tn people iv ye'er native
state he says.
$50 Shafter had 10 carry his own
thrunk an we'll f'r him that it wasn't
Gin'ral Miles, the weather bein' hot
An Shafter was mad clear through, an
whin he took hold iy Sandago an was
sendin' out invitations he scratched Gar
shy. Garshy took his gallant band iv
SIX back to TIL woods on there th' three
iv thin ARE now, ARMED with forty
rounds of canned lobster an r-ready to
raysist to tn death. Him an tn other
man has written to Ginral Shafter tc
tell him what they think iy him, an i,
, don't take long,
We'll" said Mr.. Hennessy, Il think
/ Shafter done wrong. He might've asked
Garshy III Fl to see tn show. seein' thai
he's been hangin' ar-round f'r a long
I time, doin' tn hest he cud.'
, 1T isn't that" explained Mr.. Dooley
''Th' throubla is TIL Cubians don't und
herstand our civilization. Over here
, freedom means hard wurruk. What is
, th' ambition iy all iv us, Hinnissy? 'Tis
ayether to hold our job or get wan. W.
] want wurruk. We must have it. Dye
: raymimber tn sign tn mob carried il
: tn procession las year. Give us wur
! ruk or we perish it said. They hat
. their heads bate in be polismen because
| u0 philan-thropist'd come along an
!, make thin shovel coal. Now, in Cuba
! whin tn mobs turn out they carry 1
t banner with tn wurruds: Give US nav
. thin to do OF we perish Whin a Cubial
J comes home at night with a happy
) smile on his face he don't say to his VIII,
{ an childer: Thank Gawd, I've go
wurruk at last He says: Thanh
! Gawd I've been fred An tn childhel
} go out, an they say: Pah-pah has los
) his job an Mrs. Cuban buys hersilf {
| new bonnet, an where wanst they was
sorrow an despair all is happiness an {
cottage organ.
"Ye can't make people here undher
stand that, an ys can't make CubiaI
, understand that freedom means th
/ same thing as pinitinchery rsintince
, Whin we thry to get him to wurruk hel
say: Why should I? I haven't com
3 mitted amy crime That's goln to b
th' trouble. Tn first thing we know
q we'll have another war in. Cuba whil
3 we begin disthributin good jobs, twilv
0 hours day. wan sivinty-fiye. TIL Cub
n ans amt civilized in our way. some
j. times think I've got touch Of Cubia
Q blood in my own veins. - Chicago Joul
q nal.
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II Two Thousand operatives Of the H.
" Nail company and American Wire con-
pany at Cleveland are out on strik
These companies belong to the wire na
Of trust and recently reduced wages on