The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1898-07-29
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In de parks Dein' paintcd. "-Detro,t
Journal.
by Joye. old chap. how wish thor.
was no such thing as inoncyr' ~weI,
We have no positive pso.f that thers
ls."-Life.
snodgrass-"The world las n n,aoo
for everybody" Micawber-"Ycs. 1ho
only trouble Is there's generally some
body else In It,"
"Yes," sud Quigglcs, Il have n good
1eal on my hands just now" $50
perceive replied Fogg; "why don't
you try little soap and watcry'
"Do you think o man has right 70
open his wifc's letters?o "Well be
may hive the right: but l don't see
how he could have the courage
Enthusiastically was my birthday
and Charlie gave mo rose Tor each
year" Sallie-"What perfectly i'm.
mense bouquet they must have made"
Godfrey Doesn't Winchester ever
get tired of his wlfe's continued suIki.
ness and Ill tempery Scorjel-"I think
not. When she is good she
sings"
Mrs. Sweet-"Do you find 1t cconom-
lcal to do your own cookingr Mrs.
Burnem-"Oh. yes; my husband does
MT eat half as much as when we have
O cook
Uncle. which breed Of chickens Is
the bestY well, sab, de white one Il
dc easiest found. an de dahk ones Is de
easiest hid after yo' gifts EN- India
napolls Journal.
IL have splendid night lock here
that locks Itself" announced the can.
vasser. "rhat won't do me-" answered
Roundley- What l want is one that
win unlock itself"
Il asked the young woman in front
of me to remove her big hat so could
see the stage" did she do IT, "No;
she said If she held her hat in her lap
she couldn't see the stage herself"
Promotcr-"You needn't be a bit
afraid; the company is perfectly safe"
The Lamb-"Oh, I've no doubt about
the company being safe enough | was
thinking about the safety of my
money"
'Oratory is gift" remarked the adj
mirlng constituent. WELL" replied
Farmer Corntassel. mostly 1t is. But
now and then a man gets good enough
at It to charge you fur listcnin'."-
Washinton Star.
II see" said the shoe clerk boarder
that there Is a king of Africa who has
been drunk for fifteen years" THAT"
said the Cheerful Idiot. lis what might
be called a soaking reign" -Indanap
oils Journal
"I'll take my chances with posterity,"
said the poet whose illusions had been
refused. "Of course you wIll.' sneered
the editor. "You know mighty well
that posterity can't get at you."-De-
trolt Free Press. ,
Tint man Crumlct has more invi-
tatlons to dinner than any other man in
town. GLOW does he work III" lie
tells every hostess with grown-up
daughter that she must have married
much below the legal age"
First Daughter of the Revolution
"She says she'd like to know. for her
part, what practical good our society
does" Second Ditto-"Why. the mean
thingl just rs If we hadn't made it
almost fashionable to be patriotic
Judge.
Traveler-Do the trains for Waxton-
bury leave this station? Railroad At
tache-rhey always have up TO date
but the thing is getting pretty shaky,
and 1t wouldn't be strange some day
to see one of the trains carrying It o.
Boston Transcript.
An old Yorkshire woman being much
distressed At the sudden loss Of her
only son. the dissenting minister as
surcd her. consolingly: "IIe is now
with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. y
'That's the worst on it," she sobbed'
"and he was always SO shy among
strangers. "-MOonshine.
81 had mighty queer surprise to-
law" remarked local broker u put
on winter suit on account of the coiu
snnD-onc of my suits Of last year
and in one Of my vest pockets founu
n big roll Of bills. which | must have
forgotten. you know" "Were any oil
them receiptedY' asked sad-eycd by,
stander. And the look he received s'n'
tho narcury down about ten degrees
further. 49,
Gentleman lwho has engaged an
orcd colored hackman 10 drive mn
from the station to the hctcD-"Say
, uncle what's your nameT Driver
"My name. sab, is George Washins
I tom NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Washing
, toni Why that names seems familiar.
Drivor-.Wcll, ] should t'lnk 1t ousn
r 70 Trerc been drlvin' to this sia'oi
To- bout twenty years, sah."
s, plunkard-'iiiram, when be you
r coin. 70 nay me them eight dollars re-
4 nasturIn' your heller? I've had nc
e now for about ten weeks" hiram
Ac,n-"vhy, 81, Their critter am
with morc'n ten dollars" 81 FiunN
ard~..lvel. s'posin keep her ie
1 III. ION owe me-" Hiram Agln-"No
+ NV n ,urfunl Tell you what I'll 40
n Room her two weeks more an you ea'
A Into Date.