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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

"Strange. how often artists marry their
models"
Not at all: it is cheaper 70 marry them
than 10 pay them SO much an hour. '-
ChicaEn RncOrd.
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Extreme.

'Ho IS a man Of extremes"
yes. lie is always talking AT the top
OF his voice and Offering to bet his bottom
Washington Star.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

Tucl cr-I see that the Legislature Of
Ge,rf.a appropriated s. for Bible, there
being none in the public library Of thar
State.
Hawllns-No bible at an What did
they swear on?
Tlcker-on the slightest provocation,
guess. down In Georgia.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11
Cnnlhn't Mnif.

Mr. Latestayer-rm going to kiss you
when / go.
Miss Weary-Do It now, while I'm still
young Odds and Ends.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

failure. The current Of her conversation
was probably cut Off.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

The current journals are somewhat 10
blame for Mrs Leases desire TO start a
woman's page in the Congressional Re
cord.
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Street G. ar
Tickets.

On and after September 9th
the sale Of tickets IN lots OF p
orSLOO will be discontinued.
Conductors will continue to sci
tickets at the rate Of o for IS cents
School tickets will hereafter be
sold 70 SCHOOL CHILDREN
ONLY at the comPany's Offices,
foot of Seventh street and corner of
Tweuty-ninth and P streets. Pu
pills desiring them will be required
to present certificate covering the
ensuing session from principal OF
school.
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The price of The Times i two cents per
COPY and ten cents per week. or If PAL
monthly. so cents per month. delivery
within the limits Of ri ohmond and Man
chester. sunday paper three cents
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

An announcement comes from Ohio OF
the failure Of a bolt-manufacturing con-
Germ. The bolt business in that State
has seemed 10 be unusually active, too,
of late
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

The Midtown IN. W trolley company
has decided that the motorwoman was q
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

Abou, noon to-day Senator Flood will
make "a speech i'm favor of tine bin which
has been intrcdrced in the Legislature
providing for the leasing of convicts 10
"a company that proposes 90 establish a.
sugar beet factory i'm This community.
M. Flood will % is understood give out
much valuable Information with regard
10 mis- great Industry and as the subject
IS one of deep concern TO the people OF
Virginia. the speech will Doe listened io
with profound interest.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

An absconder from Georgia is described
as eng six feet two inches tail and
about $1,000 short"
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

Hanna seems 10 be in a position 10
charge lese majestic against a good many
Ohio Republicans.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

A Brooklyn. poet exclaims: 90. let me
die a-singing," And the whole world
should pause until the last verse is sung.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

The beautiful curved backbone OF Gov
ernor Bushnell has again been dumped
into the Ohio gubernatorial chair.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

WE DESIRE TO CALL THE AhTTEsNNc-,
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

Mark Hanna Is much in the fix OF the
fellow whose night key refuses 10 DO Inc
duty required of it.
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THE MAILING LIST IS ONLY PRi,Ny, C
Ed ABOUT EVERY TEN - - i'y
THEREFORE,. no NOT FEEl, I. L ) - "a, T, & y,
IF THE DATE OPPOSITE y, 1 ~ i rs : NTOT
CHANGED As SOON As THE Sud-
ScRIPTION is RENEWED.
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The proofreader who let it 90 at
Daughters Of the Resolutions had bet
ter stay out Of town for the balance Of
this week:
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THE DAILY TIMES is served by csr'5 nnd
on their own account in thie .vvben
Manchester. for 10 cents q w.eS' vhcn
paid weekly. but 50C. per nor Ia of
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

The Ohio comedy has at last developed
the necessary woman in the case.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

The Times Is always indebted 20 and
who favor IL with society IN efich
personals. but must urge 'n., ~ the
be sent over the sign"'u
sender ,, - 70
All unsigned communications VIII ~
jec.ed always
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

The Manufacturers club Of Philadel-
phia has denounced the Kelley motor.
Now. what has the Kelley motor ever
done2
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

Tho female clerks will continue TO stand
while The members OF the Legislature
keep their seats.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-11

$ one of deep concern To- tho people OF
Virginia. the speech will Joe listened io
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The Manufacturers 'luD OF 'n'i"u''
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MANCHESTER BUREAU. III Hull
STREET.
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The whippng-post bin is evidently in
line for n good beating.
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The counterfciters will not agitate us
until they begin work in sums much less
than the 500 notes.
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PETERSBURG AGENT. s. g. ~ ~
INSON. Z LOMBARD STREhl'
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Or. r. r. Kingsbury, who has been an
editor upwards Of forty years says that
lat no time in the history Of North Caro-
lima journalism have there been so many
well-editcd newspapers showing such
good average ability in the editorials
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22

comes so soon to this tragic end.
If men would only take the most COM
mon sense precautions against the EN-
croachf1ents of ill-health, there would be
fewer houses of mourning, and fewer
women left alone almost helpless before
the battle of life is half over. A mans
liver and stomach are twin machines that
work together, either to make or unmake.
If they work wrong, they deplete and
poison his blood. Impure and impover.
ished blood mean sickness and death. If
they work right, they purify and enrich
the blood. A maj whose blood is rich and
pure, and whose liver is active cannot well
be unhealthy. Headaches, biliousness, in
digestion and costiveness, which men gen
orally disregard, are Natures warnings
that the twin mechanism, stomach and
liver, is working against, instead of for
him. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry is the best medicine to use under these
reefs all disorders of the digestion, invigor-
ates the liver and fills the arteries with
rich, red, healthy blood. AS an ~invigorat-
ing, restorative tonic, it is far superior to
all the malt extracts. 1t is the great blood
maker and flesh builder. 1t does not build
sickly, fabby fat as cod liver oil does, but
the firm, muscular tissues of health.
"For the last nine years. writes William
Miller, Esq, of 65I Mulberry Street, Reading,
Pa, 81 have been very poor i'll health. l suf-
fered with a running sore leg. l tried many
out relief. Then 1 used three bottles of Golden
Medical Discovery and can say that / am en-
tirely cured. can now do as good a days work
as the next man.
Unfailable-Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
for constipation and biliousness.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
Dangerous ASPIRATIONS.

Every once in a while a ghost crops
up in the columns of the daily or weekly
press. This ghastly spirit sometimes as
sumes the part of a %promenader on some
lonely road, who t~errifes belated travel
ers out of their wits. Few people credit
these blood curdling accounts of the do
ings of his ghostship, buG there is a
tenement which is unquestionably haunt
ed at times. When a nervous malady
attacks the human tenement the mani
festations are most appalling, and usual
ly most violent at night. Sleeplessness,
if nervousness is disregarded, becomes
chronic, and the entire system suffers in
consequence. For disturbance of the
nerves HOstetter's Stomach Bitters Is a
thorough remedy, and it also is for ma
laria, rheumatism, dyspepsia, constipa-
ton and bi~lliOusness.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
HE OBEYED ORDERS.
His Wife Told Him to Look After Bah
and He Did 1t.

His Wife Told Him to Look After Baby
and He Did 1t.
The woman in the lower fat met her
at the door Of the building, and a min
ute later the woman who had been out
to make a few calls rushed up the stairs
to her own apartments.
"For heavens sake, what's the mat
ter, John?'' she demanded as she entered.
Nothing, my DEAR" replied her
husband as he looked up at her in sur
prise. He was on his hands and knees
playing horse with the 4-year-old while
the baby sat in the corner gurgling and
laughing.
"Nothing," she exclaimed. "Noth-
ing! Do you know that you have knock
ed a square yard Of plastering from the
ceiling of the room below this one?"
"Have I, my dear?' he asked meekly.
"Have you'll she cried. "Of course
you have. Further than that, you upset
a water pitcher or something, and a
good deal of the paper down stairs is
ruined"
"Did I, my dear?"
eyes, you did," she asserted, "and
the neighbors tell me that the racket
here has been simply awful, and the
worst of it is that you have been respon-
sible."
"I?"
eyes, you. You needn't try to get
out Of it, They recognized your voice.
They could hear you clear to the cor.
ner yelling 'Whoa!' and Get up!' and
all that sort Of nonsense, and the people
down stairs say that you were the one
who was %galloping up and down the
room and jumping over the chairs
They could tell by the way it Jared the
house. The children couldn't possibly
have made such a racket. What in the
world have you been trying to do?"
"My DEAR" he returned meekly, "dc
you remember what you said to me
when you went out?"
Distinctly" she replied, II tolt
you above all things to keep the baby
| quiet, for there was somebody sick dowr
stairs"
"Well," he said with the air Of
much injured man, II have kept the
baby quiet in the only way possible tt
me-. Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
RIO GRANDE { SANTA #,
AND
DENVER & RIO GRANDE R.,
The scenic Route or the World.
Time Table No. 40.

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & 9. G. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
yer v It'll all Missouri river l%ines-for all
poin s east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in sleepers from
Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
7. j.. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M,
s. X. HOOPER, G. P. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
WHERE H1E GOT THEM.
1t Was a Mystery to His Mother, but to
No One Else.

1t Was a Mystery to His Mother, but TO
No One Else.
II can't imagine where that child got
his temper from and his disposition to
gable AL the time" said Mrs. Walmsley
to her husband the other day, speaking of
their son of 10 years. CHS tongue runs
all the time like Il trip hammer, and he's
that touchy you can't say a thing 10 him
without having him flare up like a little
hyena. | don't see how he could have got
it from my side OF the house, for both my
father and my mother We're as meek as
Moses and as mum almost as the sphinx,
and my grandparents on both my fathers
and my mothers side were none of them
Ill tempered or a bit laxative. In fact,
can recall a single OF my fam
ny VINO was ahvthlng OF a talker. we
were all IKE aaron OF OLD, slow OF speech,
so IL an Dc from my sioe OF the mouse
thae f1aroia gets MS uhIortuhate naplt OF
.aiki's aii 1he liille' anu ABOUT mourning AT
.huI, VI oourse 1 oon U ask OF wahe the
univ w. W uuiip' ouV ~ uoes annoy me 10
n"so ~ ~ oh anu oi wv On al Vi she
n ~ Il oo"seless way ne mas Vi .aih,
lns' IN III so uhahhiu 'hap none u
ny rnIs'vors are ,espohslpie iof io' a
= ma t.' ~ w. 'as say Mhu' no mas =,
sa! ~ !. ~. ,u w. - Az : "ouiul
mlN ~ ~ ah ~ NV ono"Sn an.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
Her GrOundless Fears.

Clara with emotion)-George, are you
sure you will always love me?
George fervently)-While life lasts, my
own!
Clara (suppressing a tear)-George, if
trials and %tribulations should come
George (amazed)-My heart is yours
alone, my love, and always will be.
Clara (sobbing)-George, are you sure,
perfectly sure, that nothing-nothing at
all-could cool your affection?
George Thoroughly alarmed)-My gra-
cious, what's happened? Has your father
failed?
Clara Observation-Disclosures worse!
George (much relieved)-Tell me all,
my angel. / can bear it.
Clara with a heroic effort)-George,
I've-I've got IA boil coming-coming
on my nose!-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22

Bad management keeps more people in
poor circumstances than any other one
cause. To be successful one must look
ahead and plan ahead so that when a
favorable opportunity presents itself he
is ready to take advantage of it. A lit
tie forethought will also save much ex-
pense and valuable time. A prudent
and careful man will keep a bottle OF
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy in the house, the shiftless
fellow will wait until necessity compels
it and then ruin his best horse going for
a doctor and have a big doctor bill to
pay, besides; one pays out rs cents, the
other is out a hundred dollars and then
wonders why his neighbor is getting
richer while he is getting poorer. For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22

l was seriously afflicted with a cough
for several years, and last year had a
more severe cough than ever before.
have used many remedies without re-
ceiving much relief, and being recon-
mended to try a bottle of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy, by a friend, who, know
ing me to be a poor widow, gave it to
me, 1 tried it, and with the most graft
flying results. The first bottle relieved
me very much and the second bottle has
absolutely cured me. have not had as
good health for twenty years. l give
this certificate without solicitation, sim
ply in appreciation of the gratitude felt
for the cure effected Respectfully, Mrs,
Mary A. Beard, %Claremore, Ark. Fol
sale by A. C. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
Looking to the Future,

eyes" said the man who had been
looking at some apartments in the big
building, sits very nice, but I don't
see how 1 can take the place"
whats the NATTER" inquired the
~janitor.
II observe by your printed rules that
you don't keep the elevator running all
night, and / must say I don't like the
idea Of walking up and down five or six
flights Of stairs every time my wife
wants to know whether a burglar is
trying to get into the cellar. Wash
ington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
circumstances Favored Him.

Mr.. P. Ketcham, of Pike City, Calit.,
says: ssDuring my brothers late sick
ness from sciatic rheumatism, Chamber.
lain's Pain Balm was the only remedy
that gave him any relief" Many Others
have testified to the prompt relief from
pain which this liniment affords. Fol
sale by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
National Educational Association Meet
ing, Warrington, D. G., July 7-l2,
1909.

For the above occasion the Santa Fe
Route will place on sale tickets to Wash
ington, D. G., and return at a rate of
$3.50 for the round trip. Tickets will
be sold July 2, 8 and 4, good for return
passage until July IS. Extension Of
limit will be granted by depositing
tickets with and paying 50 cents to the
joint agent at Washington on or before
July IL, enabling holder to leave Wash
ington as late as August 81. 1898. For
further particulars call on agents Of the
Santa Fe Route.
H. $. LUTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
w. j. BLACK, G. P. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
No Compromise.

No Compromise.
Voice Through the telephone)-Is that
the office of the Over Ocean line?
Agent-Yes.
Voice-When does your next steamer
sail for Europe?
Agent-A week from next Monday.
Voice-What will it cost me to take the
trip?
Agent-Saloon, second cabin or steer
age?
Voice-The boat has a saloon, has it?
Agent-Why, of course. Don't you I'M
der
Voice-Then I'll 60 by some other line,
Ring of. -Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
He Deserved It.

1t was evident that something puzzled
her.
John she said at last, why do you per-
sist in calling me a torpedo boat?
Don't you remember that it was after
midnight when | got home last nighti
he asked by way of reply.
And don't you also recall that you
blew me up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
Dacidiue Their Future.

Bertha-These men are troublesome
things!
Edith-Why what's the matter with
the men now?
Bertha-For the life of me I can't
make up my mind whether to let Fred
or Charlie fall in love with me.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22

II want your jewelsl" Missed the bur-
glar.
"Certainly" said the mother Of the
Gracchi. II will go and get them"
When she returned with her two stall
wart sons-say, maybe that burglar didn't
get 'em!-New York journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
Soled.

Officer to new servant-Murphy, l
have left my mess-boots out this morn
ing. l want them soled.
Private Murphy-Very good sor.
Officer later in the day-Did you take
those boots, Murphy?
Private Murphy feeling in his pocket
and putting on the table eighteen pence
Yes sor; and that's all | could get for
them. The Corporal who bought them
said he would have given the shillings had
it been payday. Collapse OF officer,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
All Good Fighters, Too.

Visitor-What was the strength of the
regiment you zen to the front from
here?
Kentucklan-Four hundred and eighty
six Colonies, fifty Generals, one hundred
and forty Majors, and six privates.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, n. M.
June II. 1893.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before. the
Is, 1898, viz; Henry A. Mente, for the W. u NV.
4. sec 1, @. II. he. y, sec. 2, tip. II n, r. IL e.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence uponand cultivation
OF. said land, viz;
Salvador Gonzales, Juan Gonzales, Sam
brano Gurule, Juan Martin, Of Glorieta, N.
I'M. MANUEL r. OTHRO,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
The Modern Girl.

He-Just a month, and you'll be mine.
Our old pastor will weld the oonnubial
chain.
She-Then you may cancel the engage
ment. I'll have a chainless ceremony or
none!-New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22

Mr.. John Bevins, editor of the Press,
Anthem, Ia, says: II have used Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy in my family for fifteen years,
have recommended it to hundreds of
others, and. have never known it to fail
in a single instance. For sale by A. G.
ireland
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
Ireland,
Wearisome

The old man makes me tired. What's
the use of having money If YOU don't
how to enjoy it?
And what is the use. of knowing how
to enjoy it if you haven't it.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
His Excuse Rendy.

Anxious Mother-Tommy, where on
earth have you been?
Youthful Patriot-Been over to jackson
park, mamma, THROWN stones at the
Columbus caravels. Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
Part of His

"See here, exclaimed the custom house
official as he held up a half dozen black
bottles, II thought you said this trunk
contained nothing but wearing apparel?''
"That's what l said," answered the
tourist.
"Well, what do you call these?" asked
the official.
"Nightcaps," was the calm reply.-Chi'
cago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
Handy Man.

Do you suppose his grace the Duke
thinks of marrying?
Oh, l fancy he has his man attend to
all that.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
THE OLD SONG.

There is u garden sweet with rose and pink
Where honoysuckle grows and virgins bower,
Soft turfed and shelving TO the rivers brink,
And in that garden grows my hearts white
flower.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22

She moves about it like a living rose,
And from my boat as l come up the stream
I see, mid all the flowers her garden grows,
The living lily of her garments CLEAN.
At night / walk beside the darkling tide
Where the drowned stars among the lilies stir
See her bright window ON the farther side
And bless the happy roof that shelters her.
And when ! touch that fair, enchanted land
Among the roses in the sunlit noon
She comes to me and takes me by the hand,
And life's a song and love, true love, th'
tune.
Pail Mall Gazette.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-22
What Might Have Been.

Pap! yelled the frightened towhead,
little Jimmie's jest been swallered by a
alligator!
Swallered him whole?
Ever bit of him!
Well, drawled the parent, as he rose
slowly and knocked the ashes from his
pipe, l reckon hits Providence. Eff he
had kept on a%-living he mout' a enlisted
and got killed in the war. All fer the
best-all fer the best.