The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-06-29
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.


- Never remind other people Of
personal deformity, or of their rela-
tives who may have disgraced them.
Thousands Of persons baye been cured
OF piles by using DeWitts Witch Hazel
Salve. II heals promptly and cures ecze
ma and all skin diseases 1t gives i'm me-
diate relief. Evans Pharmacy.
We pass our lives regrctting the
past, complaining Of the present, and
indulging false hopes Of the future.
= The original copy of the Decla-
ration of Independence, as written by
jefferson, has been found in Philadel-
phia
-" Honesty is the best policy"
But you have to pay premiums in this
world and realize on your insurance in
the next.
Numerous thousands Of young
Spaniards, fearing conscription, skip
from the frontier provinces of Spain
into France.
- Asked to confirm the sumor that
he was about to retire from business,
Russell Sage is said to have replied,
"Why, if stop work, what is there
for me to do 7"
= Birds are covered with feathers
because these combine the highest
degree Of warmth with the least of
weight
Josh Billings says he never will
patronize lottery SO long as he can
find any one else to rob him at reason
able wages.
Win your battles against disease by aot-
ing promptly. One Minute Cough euro
produces Immediate results. When taken
early 1t prevents consumption. And in
later stages it furnishes prompt relief.
Evans Pharmacy.
- A Japanese bride gives her we'd
ding presents to her parents as some
slight iccompensc for their trouble in
rearing her.
Every Klondiker who returns
has gold,' laconically remarks the La
Cross Press. ''Thosc that have no
gold can return.
Queen Victoria has seven chill
dren living, and has lost two. She
haa 33 living grandchildren, and 81
great-grandchildren.
- Pope spoke Of the tongue as a
valuable weapon yet we have never
heard of the arrest of woman for
carrying concealed weapon.
Instantaneous photography has
revealed the fact that the former
method Of representing lightning as
fiery zigzag was entirely false.
Sick headache, biliousness, constipa-
ton and all liver and stomach troubles
can be quickly cured by using those fa-
nous little pills known as DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers Thew are pleasant to
take and never gripe. Evans Pharmacy.
-.Do you imagine Miss Tandem
is inlove with you, Charley?" well,
she called me puppy the other even
ing, aud you know how fond she is of
dogs.
- The darkest hour in the history
of any young man, says Horace Gree
ley. is when he sits down to study
now to get money without honestly
earning It.
A Chicago debating society re-
Gently discussed this question:
(Which is the happiest day Of q man 8
life; the day he is married, or the day
he is divorced2'' K.
- 1t has been the custom of the
Delaware legislature for many years to
appropriate small sum for annual
distribution among the Sunday schools
of the State. ~
The editor of the Evans City, Pa, Globe
writes: "One Minute Cough Cure is right
other remedies fs.le3." Il cures coughs,
colds and all throat and lung troubles.
Evans Pharmacy.
- If Texas were as densely popu-
lated as the state of Massachusetts,, it
would have population greater than
France and Great Britain combined.
or about $4,000, 900.
EveryDOuy knows that 1T Is hard
enough for bachelor to hold baby,
but il is said to be simple torture when
it is the baby Of girl whe Tilted him
hear,le sly only three years before.
- The wealth Of Paris isiso bound
less that the rubbish and refuse of the
city are worth, millions. There are
more than $4,000 persons who earn
living by picking up what others throw
away. 81
I think DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
Is the finest preparation on the market
for piles" 40 writes John g Dunn, of
Wheeling, w. VS.. Try it and you will
think the same. Italso cures eczema and
all skin diseases. Evans Pharmacy.
- The test Of symmetry is to turn
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