The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1898-11-09

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Morgan Whipple.
Died
May 20, 1890.
Thankful
His wife
Died Aug. 80 1872.
This is the hour for live men in Car
bOndale and HOnesdale to come to the
fore front. A dead fish can float down
| stream, but it takes a live one to swim
up stream.
Some people are so good that they
are afraid of destroying their own halo.
There may be men who will steal
campaign literature, but the man who
VIII read IL is still to be discovered
In cuba young man cannot visit a
glrl Unless her mother be present.
When the Cuban young people learn
the American custom the demand for
annexation will be overwhelming
But for fear of mixing mirth with
sadness. somebody would probably re-
mark that Carbondale and Honesdale
are just now profoundly impressed with
the Gravity of the situation.
In Great Bend a man was arrested
for beating his sister in a shameful
manner. He was excused for the Of
fcnse when he explained to the local
justice of the peace that he mistook hor
for his wife.
'iou never saw Il business house
That grew to mammoth size
Unless its head manager
kncw enough TO advertise"
IN StSQUEHANNA COUNTY.
The Susauehanna County Christian
Endeavor convention will be held in
Susnuehanna Dec. 2S-29. Among the
sneakers viii be Rev. DIR. r. a. Miles,
of Wilkes Barre, and DR. Phillips. of
Binghamton.
The funeral of Edwin \. French.
formerly and for years of New Milford.
occurred on Sunday from the Jackson
Methodist church.
few days since. Mr.. Verne Cooley.
of Rushville, fell from a tree and was
killed.
Captain McCausland, Of Montrosc's
mllltarE company, is recovering from a
severe attack of typhoid fever.
The report that Prof NJ. W. Cargill
formerly principal of the Great Bend
graded school, has been taken To the
state hospital in Binghamtun. is denied
by the Binghamton Leader
IN A LINE OR so.
The Susquehanna shirt factory will
resume operations i'm a few days.
DR.. Julius a. Doyle, talented young
physician of this place. has been APP
pointed an assistant physician in the
Manhattan hospital, New York.
The funeral of an infant daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. j. f. Harvey, of Lake
Mahopac, occurred in this place on
Sunday afternoon.
MesSrs. William Birdsell and William
Han, of Susquehanna, have purchased
drug store i'm Rochester.
The Susquehanna and Deposit Cor
net bands are having joint rehearsals.
The allied aggregation is a hummer.
Cascade girl, a victim of unre-
Quilted love, few days since swallowed
n dose of rat poison and laid down to
die. doctor and stomach pump
were soon at hand, and she laid away
her wings.
The thirteenth annual ball of Erie
Hose company. No. 1.wilI occur Nov. %.
Branch No. All, l.. G. Il. A., will hold
a reception Nov. -.
FLOTSAM AND JETSAM.
Life may be burden, but to most of
us 1t isn't heavy as shroud.
1t is said of great man who lust
died that he began life as a bare
footed boy" Come to think, we boys
all began life that way.
Don't cry over spilled milk. 1t may
be two-thirds water
When young man sits in the parIor
talking nonsense to his best girl--thats
capital But when he has To stav in
or evenings after they are married
that's labor.
The hald-headed man is just as well
satisfied with Il back seat as with A
front-at church.
The fool period in a girls life is whom
She imagincs that half Of mankind Is
dead in love with her.
IL Is not the biggest thing that makes
the most commotion. Take a mouse in
prayer meeting for instance.
II you wish To keep your enemies
from knowing any harm Of you, don't
let your friends know any.
satan can get more fun, with less eX-
ertlon, among lot of church singers
than IN any other cOterie upon earth.
II You want to get good idea of the
r"tlenness Of politics. question a de-
teated candidate after election.
MINOR MENTlONETTEs
Susquehanna has Republican club,
just organized.
Erie engineer Sylvanus Proctor has
been granted pension of So per month.
Dr., Teller has removed 10 Bingham
ton.
Hon. j. j. Coye, president of Penn
sylvania State council of the c. b. L.,
addressed patriotic meeting in this
place on Friday evening.
The election Is passing off Quietly.
There are indications that Susouehan-
ma and New York city will go Demo-
cratic. whitney
Pennsylvania Pensions.
Washington, Nov. S,--These Pennsyl-