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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
SERVICES.

Usual services OF the First Baptist
church. Bruce Kinney, pastor. Morning
subject: sharing the Bread OF Life
Evening subject: The Promised Keep
ing Cod" All are invited.
German Lutheran 81. Paul's Church
Sunday school will DO held at 10 a. m.
The pastor will conduct the services At
Belen, but will be back In due time 10
perform the wedding ceremony Of Rev.
q. A. Neefi.
st Johns (Episcopal)-l3th Sunday ar
ter Trinity. Morning prayer, liOO a. M.
Celebration OF the Holy Communion and
sermon by the Rev. " Bennett at ll45
n. m. Evening prayer and sermon 6aU
y. M. The sunday school will Teassem.
ole at 1000 a. IN. puuctually, the summer
vacation being ended. Next FRIDAY the
LitanJ will be said ut 4:30 y. IN.
Congregational church, Broadway and
Csal avenue, Frank HOughtOn Allen, pa4-
tor. Regular services will be Resumed
10 morrow at 1890 a. IN. and s y. m, con.
Quoted by the pastor. Music will be
rendered by a special quaTtette at both
services. SUNDAY school at 9:45 u. m
Y. Z. ). &. X. at Z 2. m. Preparatory lee.
lure next Wednesday at s D. IN. The
pastor and his wife will regularly be at
home on Mondays, both afternoon and
evening. A cordial invitation ard wei,
come 10 all.
Lead Avenue Methodist Episcopal
church, corner Lead avenue and Third
street, j W. Robinson, pastor. Preach
ing morning and evening by DR.. A. p.
Morrison. Sabbath school at 10 a. M.
Young peoples meeting at Z .. m. The
sacrament Of the Lords Supper will be
administered at the close OF the morning
service. The fourth quarterly conference
OF the Methodist Episcopal church will
meet at the church this evening AT s
o'clock. The officers are urged TO be
present ~ important business Il 10 be
attended 10. J.. W. Robinson, pastor.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
territorial TENNIS tournament.

The executive committee OF the Santa
Ne Tennis club last evening perfected ar
rangements for the holding Of the an
nual tournament open 10 tennis players
OF New Mexico, for the championship OF
this territOrT In singles and doubles.
the tournament will BE- held on the 7th,
sth and och OF September, during the
horticultural fair, and the games will be-
played OF AZ the club courts on IT.
Marcy. The program IN detail will be
arranged by drawings at the close OF the
entries. All entries must be In by noon.
september 9th, with II. G. GoTtner, secTe-
taIy. No entrance fee will be- charged.
Players are expected 10 participate from
Las Vegas and Albuquerque, AZ we'll a.
the m mbers OF the local tennis Organi.
LatiOn.-New Mexican.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
MAKISa A LOOsIS9 TIeuT


The editorial howl In the Optic anent
the New Mexiean's write up Of San Mi
guel county ~rOttenness Is a poor excuse
at best. The commissioners OF that
county have violated their plain duty and
swindled all the other tax payers OF New
Mexico by allowing corporations and
rich tax payers 10 pay their taxes In APP
proved accounts aud judgments, not 20
per cent. Of which were legal evidences
OF Indebtedness. II all the other coun-
ties pursued the same policy there would
be u default In payment OF territorial
bonded interest and 4 consequent black
listing OF u securities Ia all financial
centers.
The Optic will have To do considerable
more explaining before II can make the
balance Of New Mexico uphold the illegal
and selfish conduct Of its board OF com.
missiOners. Abuse OF Max Frost won't
do, Mr.. Optic. You should tell US why
your immaculate board OF commissioners
allowed MARTINEZ Il per centum upon
taxes he never collected.
Col. frost has got YOU N the defensive.
Keep up your explanations. The people
outside OF Interested capitalists In Las
Vegas are joyful at the manner In which
the CALLED jade winces.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
To DIG The N,oarssu. an canal.

The war with spain has demonstrated
the Importance vi u snort route between
the Atlantic and Paeli3 Ocsans. by Dig
ging a canal a lev mites lOug az the Istb
mus VI Panama, thousands OF mites vi
travel can be saved. AT the present time
ships must go around South America. A
short route Ii always an advantage. Ii
saves time and money. The journey from
sickness 10 health can be quickly made a
moderate cost by taking HOststter's 5tom-
ach Bitters. While It's act on In disorders
like constipation, b~iliOusness, indiges.
ton, fever and ague aud general weak.
ness IL quick, still 1t does not force a
cure. Ii gives that assistance In carry
Ing on the waste matter that nature Oc-
~casiOnAlly needs. IL makes the sick
we'll.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

this territory. Capt. Luns's company
wa recruited IN this city. and nearly all
m h'rs w3re young men many oi
. n bOIs iehvi1g scl1oi 10 enlist The
record the company made will always be
abdsbt pag' in American history. The
t1ugh Riders conquered the Spanish en-
fnY wherever they met them. bat the
trr was q ioo whica icy could uo. ysu-
l1ish. siany OF tlam sr, lyiag il die
san graves on sc'nuDt ~ .ha dreadful
7aii,S jock DIing al the dreadful
eu-s through wli'l Troop + has passed
'api Luna was with tn boys. Hohelped
a. tha trenches, looked alter the sick In
.le hospitals. and in syery way saw that
h- men nad every comfort possible. lie
de--rvss veil Of this city. Bud when he
arrives this evening should be given a
rOusing rec ption. IL would be an honor
we'll be lowed on a young man who de-
serves anything In ths git. OF the people
OF the teiuiuTt.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
A CRITICAL TIME
DURING THE BATTLE OF SANTIAGO.
SICK OR WELL. A RUSH NIGHT AND DAY
n Packers NJ he Battle of Santiago de
CuDa We're All H~eroes-Their Heroic
Efforts In Getting Ammunition
and Rations To the Front
Saved the Day.

P. X. Butler, OF pack train No. 3, writ
ing from Santiago de Cuba on July %,
saye: I'VE all had diarrhOea in more or
less violent form, and when we landed
we had no time ~ see a doctor, for II was
a case OF rush and rush night and day to
keep the troops supplied with ammnni.
ton and rations. but thanks TO Chamber
iain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem.
edy, we were able TO keep at work and
keep our health; In fact, | sincerely be-
lieye that at one critical time this medi-
cine was the direct saviour OF our army.
for II the packers had been unable 10
work there would have been no way OF
getting supplies TO the front. There
we're no roads that a wagon train could
use. My comrade and myself had the
good fortune 10 lay In a supply Of this
medicine from our pack train before we
left Tampa, and | know In four cases II
absolutely saved life"
The above letter was written TO the
manufacturers Of this medicine, the
Chamberlain Medicine company, Des
Moines, Iowa. For sale by all druggists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

CAPT. LLE~ELLYN has recovered from
a sey,f e attack vi yellow fever, aud will
soon be- home. lie LOST about one hun
dred pounds during his sickness, aud 1T
present has the appearance Of a walking
skeleton, but he viii sOOn be himself
again among the health giving noun.
tains Of southern New Mexico. II you
wish 10 know Capt. Llewellyn's war
record In Cuba, read the article by Rich
ard Harding Davis in the last ~scribner's
magazine. Company & OF the Rough
Rulers under Capt. Llewsllyn made a
glorious record Ia CUBA. rhe men OF
Company q were recruited al Gallup and
In a Juan county.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
Buslness OhanKes A. CorriIlos.

A number Of minor business changes
have taken place In CerrillOs sinoe our
last issue. NJ. b. Donaldson, the popular
and efficient clerk Of the CerrillOs supply
company, resigned his position and on
Friday evening went 20 Las Vegas 10 &C.
cept employment with the express com
pany. His family will follow him Ia a
few weeks.
y. G. Buell., local manager OF the Postal
Telegraph company. has taken a position
with the supply company and Miss Lolita
Thompson attends 10 sending and receive
Ing messages while Mr.. Buell. IL absent
from the office attending 10 his new
duties.-Register.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
How To Look Good.

Good looks are really more than skin
deep, depending entirely on a healthy
condition OF all the vital organs, II the
! liver II inactive, you have a bilious look;
II your stomach Is d%isOrdered, you have a
dyspeptie look; II your kidneys are af-
tected. you have a pinched look. Secure
good health, and you will surely have
good looks. Electric Bitters" Is a good
Alternative and Tonic. Acts directly on
the stomach, liver and kidneys, purines
the blood, cures pimples, blotches and
bOils, and gives a good complexion.
Every bottle guaranteed. Sold at j. n.
0'Rielly & Co.'S Drug Store. 90 cents
per bottle,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

HENRY CLEws says In his latest anan-
ciAl review; in all my business ex-
perienee In Wall street, which cOyers a
period Of forty years, 1 have never seen a
brighter outlook for all business inter-
ests In this country than the situation
now presents" Henry Is probably right.
as he generally Is in such matters,
The indications are that we are at the
threshold OF the g'andest era Of prosper
ity that this or any other nation has ever
aaan
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

LOCAL conditions In Colfax county
may lead up to peculiar results in the
coming election. The county seat nghi
between Springer and Ration has stirred
up a very bitter feeling and produced
much bad blood. The democrats claim
the county by a big majority. We shall
see what we shall see. Meanwhile a
whispered word In the ears OF the Ration
push might accomplish something.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

In the New Mexican will continue its
good work and investigate the sherif's
Office In San Miguel county, as conduct
cd during the reign Of tx Chief Justice
Jeffries-s Smith, some OF the dOings OF the
Union party In San Miguel county will
come to light, which will prove choice
and interesting reading to the citizens
OF this territory. While you are about II
Col. Max, why not investigate the district
attorneys Office as well-you might IN
earth a few jobs which nobody In San
Miguel cares 70 father.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

The efforts made in the past by the
union party in San Miguel county to
make the people believe that 1t Is the
true friend Of the poor people Of that
county, were somewhat shattered by the
New Mexican expose Of the misdOlngs OF
Felix Martinez and his crew OF Office
holding cormorants. 0nly the corpora
tons and the rich stand we'll with the
leaders OF the union party.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

BY judicious nominations for county
Offices the question OF republican success
In santa Fe county is assured. II is only
q matter Of how many. 1t Is possible to
carry the county 10y 400. but there IL only
one man In the county who can accom-
plish this. That manis the present sher-
III. Harry Kinsell. Santa Ne county
never had 80 model an officer.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
For Over Finr Ynnr..

AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs. Ninslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over fifty years By millions
OF mothers for their children while teeth.
Ing, with perfect success. IL sOOthes the
child, sOftens the gums, RllRys all pain,
cures wind collie, and IL the best remedy
for diarThOea. IL IL pleasant 10 the taste.
sold by druggists In every part OF the
world. twenty-five cents a bottle. Its
value Is i~nealculable. BE sure and ask
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and
take no other kind.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
". Fntrelle hnYlnR add ont me 3 Q

Wv. Futrelle having sold out his sec
Ond hand business 10 j. o. Gideon, will
nov handle only new furniture, trunks,
%yalises, bicycles, carpets, mAttings, wall
paper, shades, Navajo blankets, and all
kinds OF bedding cheap for cash or ON in
stallment. Remember, | will not be I'M
dersOld.
Our muslin underwear is manuiac-
tured by n OF the leading mAnufae-
turers In the country. Full cut. we'll
sewed, and sold on their merit, at ex-
ceedingly low prices. Rosenwald Bros.
Plumbing and gas fitting. whitney
Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

MORA county will roll up a big repub.
lican majority this fall. There are no
democratic leaders In that county who
care 70 combat the proposition 80 we'll
understood by the native people OF that
county. The republican party is the
true friend OF New Mexico aud the only
protector OF It's interests.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
A. Il. Mcosnsy at HolbrooL.

A. B. Mcaaffey and family have ar
rived at HolbrOOk from Eingate, to
which station Mr.. McGaffey has recently
been assigned as agent. The Holbrook
Argus says:
A, b, McGaffey aud family arrived
from Wingate Saturday morning. He
took charge OF the station at HoibrOOk.
On Monday Mrs. Mcaaffey went TO Win.
slow 10 consult q physician, as their
child Ia quite sick. They have rented
the Scott residence, and intend to become
permanent fixtures In HOlbrOOk.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
A MODEST HERO,

Capt. Max. Luna, who made a brilliant
reputation In Cuba, heading Troop n, Of
the Rough Riders In the battles Of Is
Quasina and the charge upon San Juan
heighta, will arrive in ths city from Los
Lunas this evening. He has a short
leave Of absence from the regiment,
which he Is enjoying with his friends in
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

Call at "The Green Front" shoe store
for children's and misses' sandals and
oXfords, black and tan, latest styles, 0 10
8, SO cents; 81 to IL, 30 cents; llK 10 e
~ ladies' OHtords, 81 ". Chaplin, pro
prietOr.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

The Las Vegas Optic has added 9 new
dress Of type, enlarged In size, and 1t is
o one Of the largest and best daily
newspapers In the southwest. The city
OF Las Vegas should be proud OF the Optic
and give IL united and liberal support.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

The best salye in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chllblains,
Corns, and all Skin kruptiOns, and posi-
lively cures Piles, or no pay required.
II Is guaranteed 10 give perfect sAtisfac-
ton or money refunded. Price 20 cents
per box. For sale by j. II. 0Reilly &
Co, Druggists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
THE LADIES.

The pleasant effect and perfect safety
with which ladies may use Syrup OF Figs,
under all conditions, makes Il their Ia.
vOrite remedy. To get the true and gen
uine article, look for the name OF the
California Fig Syrup Co. printed near
the bottom OF the package. For sale by
all druggists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

I'll REPUBLIcANo, Of SOcorro. ably ed
tied by Hon " *. Martin, publishes an
excellent picture OF Captain Max Luna
and strongly endorses him for congress-
iOnal delegate.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
ALBUQUEaQUE. sEPT. 3. 1888

Coon news comes from Union county.
The republicans are certain Of carrying
that County by y handsome majority.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

THE republican territorial convention
should be held At santa Ne on the same
day that the democratic convention Ia
held at Drming.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

CAPT MAX LUNA would make an ex-
cellent congressional delegate, and II he
is the republican nominee he will be
elected by a rOusing majority.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

The school board OF Las Vegas has
adopted a resolution that no child can at
tend the public school Of that city with
out q cerllneaLe Of vaccination.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

For furniture, stoves, carpets, clothing,
trunks, harness, saddles, shoes, etc.
Harris, III Gold avenue, next TO Wells
Fargo kxpress office. See me before you
buy or sell.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
sayed the lives OF thousands OF croupy
children. IL Ia also without an equal
for colds and whOOping cough.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

wanted.
Nurse girl wanted. Address box 1893,
POstOfice.
St%enographer for substitute two weeks,
commencing Sept. ~, 1898. Must be
rapid and accurate, Address p. o.
Box 4l4.
Wanted-A position az mine doctor In
New Mexico or Arizona, by a physician
who has had hospital experience and six
years OF private practice; also can give
satisfactory references and recommended
tions. Address Doctor, Marquette, Neb,
box III.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
For RAM

Three room cottage for rent. ". v.
Futrelle.
For Rent-Nicely furnished rooms.
Gas and bath rooms oil south Broad
way.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

An experience Of years enable j. l..
Bell Il Co. TO furnish Just what their GUS
toners want, Orders solicited; free de-
livery.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
Highest Cash Prices Paid

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Clscarots Candy Cathartlc Toe or 25c
~ a. O. fail 10 cure. druggists refund money
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
Home Rendered Lard.

Educate Your Bowcls with Cascarets.
candy Cathartlc, cure constipation forever
lOc, 25c nc O. Q fail, druggists refund moner
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

For Stakeholder and engine, 4-horse
power, and 4-h0rse power gear, with
other machinery, at a bargain. Address
John NewlRnder, No. 40l south First
street.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

Native wine, pure and healthful. at
only 90 cents a gallon at G. A. 6rande's
300 north Broadway.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03

Five pounds 40 cents.
Ten pounds 20 cents.
Fifty pounds SO.
BLANCHARD MEAT AND SUPPLY Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
FOR sale.

For Stakeholder grist mill at Albu-
querque, N. NJ. Otto Dieckmann.
For Sale -Chickering Upright piano;
cheap. Inq0ire at 6I7 North Eighth
street.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
Wanted

WASTED. FOR SALE. RENT AND LOST
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-09-03
4 DAILY CITIZEN


Associated Press Afternoon kilograms.
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The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-08-31
Saint James Mission

To the Editor Of the Los Angeles Herald:
Noticing In your issue of the 10th instant
an extended report of the conservation
ceremonies of St. James church, Cole
grove, permit me, as missionary in charge
of that church, to suggest that the credit
for it's completion be- somewhat more ade-
quatey apport.oned.
While In no way desiring to detract from
the credit as assigned in your article, I
think 1t only just to express the gratitude
Of our community to others, who at the
sacrifice Of valuable time, gave all their
energies to the finishing and adornment Of
the building Special thanks are due to
those who underwent the labors Of hauling
and grading, as well as those who devoted
themselves TO the interior furnishing and
decoration. In addition, the services OF the
building committee and woman's guild, in
their careful oversight Of work and con-
servat!on OF funds, are deeply appreciated
by all. and deserve. I believe, this recogni-
ton.
I desire, also, to correct the mistake that
st. Johns church choir furnished the mu-
sic. 1t was the city mission Of st. Ath-
anasius who sent her singers and organ
list to assist 80 capably the local choir.
Trusting these explanations may find
space in your columns.
CHARLES ]. FRENCH.
478 California ST.. Aug 80
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-08-31

THE OZONE oALvANIzER PAD
DIES HIS OWN CANOE
The Ysllowtail Biting Any Old Bait.
The King Of the Dudes Loses
Some Skin

AVALON, Catalina Island, Aug. 3d.
The trial OF II. Russell Burner, which wa.
TO have come on yesterday afternoon be-
fore Justice Whitney, has been the princi-
pay center Of attraction here. When the
court was opened the prosecution moved for
Z continuance until today. SO that rep
resentative Of the district attorneys Office
could be here. AT this. Burner, who was
conducting his own case, asked for time
10 get a lawyer here from Los Angeles,
which he could not do before Thursday,
and the case was continued until Thursday
Afternoon.
The yellowtail were striking at any old
thing that bore the least resemblance to a
11sh yesterday morning. Even the mack
ersl. which the yellowtail are usually too
fastidious to touch, proved fascinating
lure. The largest catch of the day was
made by the two veterans of the rod,
F. v. Rider and Colonel Morehouse. The
gentlemen were out with Jim Gardner In
his new Whitehall launch, and almost all
the fish were struck right in the run at
Seal Rocks For time the fun was fast
and furious. Then 1t ret up for a little, only
to begin q few moments later with big
twenty FOUNDER for a starter, For the half
day that the couple were out their record
OF fifteen will probably stand for a long
time to come.
J. Waldere Kirk and N. Nix were out for
. mornings sport and brought back five.
Two of the yellowtal were the largest that
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-08-31
Up for a Cooler

1t was one of the hottest days that in
itiated the coming of July. The stout mar
with face like a full moon done In, red
making ambidexterous use OF a pair OF
fans, his vest open, his collar curled like a
green leaf In the sun. hds handkerchief
wringing wet and his forehead beaded with
perspiration, stopped in mute surprise near
the corner Of State and Griswold streets.
He stood there for a full minute looking
at a man with closely buttoned blouse,
turned-up collar and slouched hat, lean
ing against a hot brick wall and basking in
the sun.
whats the matter, my mann" the stout
gentleman at length made out to inquire.
Feel kinder chilly"
Chilly? Great Scott, mani Do you know
It's 90 In the shade and there you are on a
steaming flag pavement leaning against a
steaming brick wall and looking as though
you were on polar expedition? I'll call an
ambulance"
"No, you WON'T" laughed the other. ''Ill
be used to 1t in a little bit. Don't like to
cool off to suddenly. don't you see?"
mo. don't see," replied the stout one,
who began to think that he was dealing with
lunatic. when a man tells me he's chilly
and that he's been cooling of too rapidly
In this atmosphere, I'm through with him.
Good-day."
Hold on. boss; don't go on mad. I'm
fireman for the elevators down here, and
when the thermometer runs up to lis gen.
orally slip up here for a change Of climate.
Once In while it gives me the shakes
and have to dance around to get warm.
When I used to stoke on an ocean Mner.
100 was cool, but" the stout man was
gone.-Detroit Free Press.