Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-07-10

with touch Of cordial, and this kind
OF ice cream can only be got at the
most expensive shop in town. You
know she wouldn't dare to treat the
man she is in love with in this fashion,
for, like every other woman who is
under 80, good looking and well dress
ed, there is the man she loves and the
man who loves her. OF the last she
makes a slave. He ties her shoes,
which have nasty fashion of coming
united on every third block, and now,
when she refuses to wear a ready-made
tie, he is expected to be on hand to ar
range her scarf. Between you and me,
unless she has both a daytime and an
evening young man, he will rebel. He
is long suffering and has great pa
tience, but the summer girl staying in
town and with yearning for wine,
music and flattery will reduce him to
state of pulpiness, and some day as a
result of her wickedness he will be
picked up on the street and thrown
into an ash barrel, for her constant
treading upon him will make him look
like disabled door mat.
Then there are excursions, and when
summer girl goes on one she wants
everything. She wants popcorn and her
picture taken; she wants her fortune
told and to see the fireworks; she wants
ito go in bathing, and then she is mad
because her hair is taken out of crimp,
and from the very minute she leaves
the city until she gets back she wants
to eat From marshmallows to sardines
and from beer to champagne, all is
grist that comes to that mill. Personal
ly l attribute it to the fact that she
wears shirt and let's her stays out IN
til she is, as the darkieS say, fifteen to
busten." She would like to dance, but
she doesn't think really nice people
do it on an excursion boat, and so after
having made the unfortunate man spend
all his money to give her a good time
| the ungrateful little mink sulks all the
| way home and is as nasty as only that
| kind of a girl can be because she had
| not met the exclusive One Hundred and
| Fifty.
Now, you know how different that
fellow had thought it would be-oh, so
different! He had hoped that coming
| home he could sit UP close to her and
do the Claude and Pauline act, wonder
| ing which star would be their future
| uO1iC, WuAlC Ic NCAl uSi dpOuL His
ambitions and what he trusted the fu-
| ture would bring 10 him in the shape
CT nice little wife. But she, having
had entirely too good a time, treats him
as if it were his fault that the Wander
bits were net there to add dignity to
the occasion and to show the rest of
the people on board what society really
was, and yet so debased is that young
man, SO intensely devoted to her, that
he will absolutely take her on another
excursion. On my word of honor, do
believe that the American man is at
once the most i'll treated and sweetest
| tempered in the world OF course We
are all fretful once in awhile, and usu-
| ally summer time brings out all the
1retfullness Of a woman's disposition,
just as 1t appears by its sunshine to
make the kindness of a man come to
| the surface as the flowers star the grass
all over the country.
Sometimes I wonder what we are
fretful about. 1t is usually because we
need a change. Sometimes we are
fretful because our livers are wrong;
then we want change OF doctors.
| Sometimes we are fretful because there
are wrinkles In the back of our frocks;
then we need change Of dressmakers.
Sometimes We are fretful simply be-
cause We are lazy: then for change