Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-07-28
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It is Skaters victory, and Miles
great enough to give him all the credits
it.--Philadelphia Ledger.
Chicago is in danger of milk famh.
| Evidently the city water works are o,
of repair.-Salt Lake Herald.
Every time the Yankee pigs catch
Spanish ship in the trough of the sea Tho,
eat it right up.-Salt Lake Herald.
What Hawaii will do with its three coo
toral votes will add special interest 10 IN.
next presidential election, Boston Her.,
aid.
Admiral Dewey is to be Congratulated
upon the fact that there was no Sam.
son Mt hand to write his eport.--Washin,.
ton Post.
It was the compositor's fault, of courso
| that made it read many Of the Srouid
prisoners show the scares OF battle. "-Bo,
ton Herald.
or course Christopher Columbus will ho
glad to learn that the Cristobal Colon alv
found land in the western hcmisphcrc-
PittsburG Post.
Toral's desire to be landed in Spain A.
ter he has surrendered removes the last
vestige OF doubt rs to his couragc-PM.
adelpha Times.
"Say, Weary, dye expec' to get any Of
dc new war bonds?" Nav, Limpy, mo-
an de banks is in dc same oat."-ClcyeI
land Plain Dealer.
The chances are that AgunaIdo will
head n Dewey delegation from the Philp
pines to some future national convention
Washington Post.
When those Chinese rebels poured oil
on a magistrate and lit it he fired up at
the insult, but the rebels made light Of it.
ST. Paul Dispatch.
Whenever the Nesuvius turns loose the
Spaniards imagine that the last days Of
Pompeii have come again.-Mcmphis
Commercial Appeal.
Woodford need not go back as minister
to Spain. When her case is disposed Of,
Madrid will not be worth the presence of
a vice consul.-St. Paul Dispatch.
What makes this calling the nation
American pigs" more remarkable is the
fact that the exhibition in honor Of Co,
iuAhpuS was iSiu III ShlC'iSo = HlIdup'
phia Times.
A truce is an excellent thing when you
can bring up $500 men and six batteries
during its continuance. Gen. ShafG
seems to have known his business New
York World.
There are no bull fights at Portsmouth,
but our Spanish prisoners may be able 10
see an occasional football match if the
war continues few weeks longer Nil.
waukec Sentinel.
Oh! Yankee Doodle came to town,
And pounded down Dago;
I,hon stuck n feather in his hat,
And called it Santiago.
st. Paul Dispatch.
The awful scene Mt the burning of The
charity bazaar in Paris seems to have
been initiated on the deck Of the Bour
gogne. Is that the best you can do. mon
sieur?-Clevclnnd Plain Dealer.
Senior Sagasta is in some danger Of
thinking that the time for suggesting
peace has not yet arrived, until the Span
ish Government finds itself without
place to hang up it's God Bless Our ONE
sign.--Milwaukce Sentinel.
Those Capitalists" who tried to work
a corner in the neccssaries Of life in Daw
son City may thank their stars that then
scheme failed. Otherwise, it is moro than
probable that they would have been re.
moved months ago.-Boston Globe.
The Paris Figaro says we are merely
apprentices in the arr of war. Go to, Mr.
Figaro. Look after your charity bazaar
and Bourgogne, past masters in the art
Of fighting women and children. -Clcye
land Plain Dealer.
What an eXemplifcation of the irony Of
fate it would be if Wcylcr should hc ar
rested in Madrid FOR criticiSing the Gov
ernmcnt. When in Cuba he filled the
prisons with those who criticised him.
Turn and turn about is fair play.--BoSton
Herald
Spain has paid dearly for the trcachcT
which destroyed tho Maine and sent @H
their death 266 American sailors, and 4
was entirely fitting that the shell which
finished the Vizcaya should bear with 4
the admonition: Remember the Maine k
Chicago Dispatch.
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