The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-06-24
Outlines of Oklahoma
Trains on the sapulpa are expected i

Trains on the Sapulpa are expected int
Chandler by August Is.
| FL Reno is working up a big trades' dis.
! play II viii pay the town
| The only thing that will absolutely xiii
cnigger permanently is chloroforrn
Paste this in your shoe.
The fellows who never before sought ar
Office seem to be doing il with great
numerosity IN Oklahoma this year.
Tom Emmons. Pawnee Indian said to
be the only survivor OF Clusters fight,
wants 10 be scout in the present war.
II all the people who are moving into
Oklahoma just now could be quarantine ed
Tor a month the rush would equal al
opening.
Not a man In Oklahoma City is re-
lated to Hobson or Dewey; the only town
In the world in this terrible plight is Ok
lahoma City.
One Oklahoma editor says of a con-
temporary that an idea in his head would
1eel as lonesome as mustard seed N
a bass-drum.
AT Shawnee man who is running for
probate judge announces that he has been
lifelong believer in the Missouri school
Of Democracy.
The Keaton followers at Oklahoma City
are known as the And-Perunas They
are against Callahan. who Endorsed that
fine and effective worm-driver, Peruna
Arthur Percy Daniels is resting easy.
Some one told him that laundry bills
would have TO be stamped with an inter-
nal revenue sticker, and it Frustrated
him.
When Bill Bolton OF Woodward goes
anywhere he says he Is ION the wing. ."
This is reminder that when Bill becomes
an angel there will be an awful scramble
among the people on the ground in heaven
for shelter.
When VIII Thomas, near South Meal
ester, was dying, the other day, he whis-
pered to the doctor that his last wish
was that this be carved on his tomb
stone:
He left ten children and a wife,
When death, the tyrant, sought him;
He peddled whisky all his life,
And the marshals never caught him"
Oklahoma City Times-Journal: Never
since the territory has been organized has
II needed the services in the legislature
of good, level-headed business men. The
insane must be cared for and the expense
or their maintenance must be reduced one
ers must also be cared for at home, and
1t Will require the most carefully ma
tured plans, of honest business men. Hon
esty and ability combined will reduce the
expenses Of the territory fully one-half
AT Lexington man hit another with
something, the man hit claiming il was
pistol. The case went to trial and the
local paper concludes the account of the
case as follows: THE evidence was not
sifted, and no one will ever know whether
Shockley welded a Krupp cannon or a
blown-up bladder. The latter hypothesis
could hardly be tenable were Towards
head placed on the witness stand But
the head being ruled out as incompetent,
irrelevant and inmaterial, all the interro-
CATION points remain sticking in the case;
the jury thought so and returned: Not
guilty"
Guthrie Leader: Mr.. William Jenkins,
territorial secretary, telegraphed to Cap.
tain S. A Maginnis, of Rosevelts Rough
Riders" at Tampa, asking If friends could
do anything TO add to the comfort of
Private Cease OF Guthrie, and James
Shockey Of Perry, both of whom were
said to be dangerously i'll and not expect
ed to recover. Secretary Jenkins has re-
ceived a reply from Captain Maginnis, who
says that Private Cease is improving nice
ly, and that all ne needs is good food.
Private Shockey is better, and will soon
be discharged from the hospital Both
men were stricken with fever, from the
effect, It is said. of having been bitten
by a ''stingaree" while bathing in the