New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-09-11
THE TALK or THE DAY.

orro.rorden, OF The Christian Register says
TIM, tho Episcopal rector OF Canadian village as
roccr,ly walking down the street win tne roman
Catholic priest When th"y reached a point Jus.
onpos!te the Methodist church. In which ht 'ha'
time ,hore WAS being held meeting of ministers
s.v.rol ~ whom were standing outside the churcH
aoor Tho rector drawing the attention OF 'he
,rlos, 20 these men, gave vent 20 his feeIlhSs III
somewhat important yet condescendlng way;
"Do YOU know Father --. that you ana ere '"e
only clergymen in this town.
The priest (who is Irishrian). drawing himse'i
nm replled in a very pleasantly emphatic tone;
.,s,r, I want YOU to understand that ana my
assistants are the only cergymen In this town.
The women Of French Canadian households work
,hemselyes out sooner than the men, VINO, as I"
rule marry asain yeTy gSr'fS Ssnt beau to
her home from church. a lt,le habi,ant servant OF
esSa WAS srn found W Il f'Ts Ge matter with YOU
Cclestine?" asked her mistress rs the utSt sun,
Day since Sas so Tf ccestinc Think mad I'M
~ the dlscrace," but how about Jean scum
g,y with a %ow and feather bed. and ne liked her
better than me and wanted ms T nv 70 " e%i
Anon beau before this afternoon. and be mar
Trid nrs, inst to spite him" Five minutes later
r,"r ud forth in cherry-colored ribbons IN search
OF fresh beau. and brought nm nack III trump"
20 Buffalo Commercial
Cermany's discrimination against our pigs and
cattle has inflicted her something Ike meat
famine The price or all varieties OF th's Oo'n-
| r,odl.v has advanced much as to impose n
serious hardship on tho poorer classes and greatly
Inconvenience those who better of. Within the
last three years the importation Of horned cattle
has fallen off more than onc-third. while that or
swine has almost entirely ceased Home breeders
have been unable TO supply the deficit and famine
| nrlces now rule They have no stock to meet the
| demand and the intcrdictions intended for their
| advantage have done them no good whatever.
aJpstt ,tpnn ont ~
! the way" sarcasticay remarked the monkey
| backed youth. You won't get run over This Is
1T ISM tho machine I'm afraid Of replied Uncle
| Allen Sparks. Thoroughly reused LIS inc darheu
| fool that's riding it''-(ChlcaRo lripuHe'
| An English paper tells a story OF n man who was
attacked by nhammatory rheumatism. and was
carefully nmrsed by his wife who was very devoted
10 him I'm sptc OF his fault finding disposition. His
suffering caused her to burst Into tears sometimes
ns she sat by his bedside
One day friend OF the invalid came In and asked
! him how he getting on.
Badly. badly" he exclaimed. land RS all my
! wfe's fault
eft IS posslblc?" asked the friend In surprise.
Yves The doctor told me that damp places were
had for me; and there that woman sits and cries
Just TO make the air moist in the room"
St Peter looked at the honest face of the latest
~ suppose" he said that life below wasn't all
sunshine to you-perhaps you were glad to leave
'Tve nothing to complain Of sir"
We're there no days Of sorrow no false friends
| az tell Won sir don't find any fault
'You're a queer fellow" said the saint: don,
YOU ever complain about anything?'
'RIess YOUR heart. sir said the newcomer 'of
! course ! dont-Im n Regular
And the saint longer NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
| Plain Dealer.
| When Congressman James c. Mcguire. OF San
| Francisco arrived home recently from Washing
ton he arranged for procession to meet him at
the ferry and there were speeches Mt hall after
ward A reporter one OF the daes sent
out to do the preliminary work. and told to set the
title OF each club In the procession lie went Up To
| one man. who n red cape and carried A torch.
| and inquired: What ~ the name Of this organiZa-
| tion?" The response was Me name IL Timothy
| Flaherty and | live ut tree hundrd and tir;y-
| eight Clmintina Suate. an | was Registered
| lasht Cheusday." IL don't want your name" said
| the reporter: what is the name OF the club you
| are marching within" With q shake OF his head.
| the Intelligent worker for Democracy replied: "I
don't know the name OF tn bloody club! Me name
| 4, Flaherty and I'm marching for Maguire!"
Advantages OF Educa on.-Perry Patettc-I wsht
I'd Of paid more attention To this here war.
| Wayworn Watson-what good would 1t do you?
''Jist this I'd be goin' around right now as q
! wounded soldier from Cuby. only dunno which
| regiment to belong to. II would be Jist my luck
10 name one OF them outfits that never Got away
from home, "-lCincinnau Enquirer.