The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-02-23
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837 1895 Freemasons.
If you would be capable. culti-
vate your mind if you would be
loved, you must cultivate your heart.
- 1t is easier to tie knot in cord
Of wood than to do an evil deed and
get rid of the consequences.
1t is said that candles will not
burn in the Klondike because the
hest of the wick fails to melt the-tal-
low.
= "This,'' said the Kansas editor,
looking over the top of his spectacles,
"is the most inviting manuscript |
have received in long time. "What
is it?' asked the foreman. "a poem
beginning, Come, drink with me.
In New York city there are 5000
clothing shops and $4,000 workers, IS
per cent. of whom are Jews. Some
are paid seven cents for making pair
of trousers.
= Cute little shoes, intended for
dogs, are made and sold in London.
They are of chamois, with light leath-
er soles. They are only worn indoors,
and are to protect polished floors from
scratches.
A thrill of terror is experienced when
brassy cough of Group sounds through
the house at night. But the terror soon
changes to relief after One Minute Cough
Cure has been administered. 'fe and
harmless for children. Evans Pharmacy.
1t is said that Scorchman plant
ed the first thistle in Australia out Of
love for his native land, and now mil
lions of the plant affiict the land.
An electrical apparatus to catch
fish has been invented by an Indiana
man, but as yet nothing has been de-
vised that will catch the fish story
liar in the midst Of his yarns.
Describing the cold weather down
east, man said that it was so cold
sometimes that all the fishes froze.
and he often used an eel as walking
stick.
We are anxious to do little good In
this world and can think Of no pleasantor
or better way to do it than by recon-
mending One Minute Cough Cure as
preventive of pneumonia, consumption
and other serious lung troubles that FOL
low neglected colds. Evans Pharmacy.
= Statisticians claim that the earth
will not support more than about 81
1894, 600, 900 people. The present pop
ulation is estimated at l, ,467, 900, 600,
the increase being 8 per cent each de-
cade. At that rate the utmost limit
will be reached in the year 2072.
-Suburbs-I guess we d better give
up keeping chickens. We don't seem
to have any luck. Mrs. Suburbs
How can you expect to have any luck,
my dear? When you set hen you
invariably put thirteen eggs under her.
= The following epitaph is inscrib-
ed on the tombstone of North Caro-
lima moonshiner: "Killed by the gov
ernment for making whiskey out of
corn grown from seed furnished by
congressman.
Don't annoy others by your cough
ing. and risk your life by neglecting
cold. One Minute Cough Cure cures
coughs, colds, Group, grippe and all
throat and lung troubles. Evans Phar-
macy.
= The blushing bride-elect was re-
hearsing the ceremony about to take
place. "Of course you will give me
away, papa % she said. II am afraid
have done it already, Caroline re-
piled the old gentleman, nervously.
II told your Herbert this morning
you had disposition just like your
mothers 9.
"My dear, said Mr. Hawkins to
his uetter half the other morning,
'do you know that you have one of
the best voices in the world 2 "In.
deed y replied the delighted Mrs. H.,
with a flush of pride at the compli-
ment. "Do you really think so p
II certainly do, - continued the heart
less husband, otherwise it would
have been worn out long ago.
Whooping cough is the most distress
ing malady; but its duration can he cut
short by the use Of One Minute Cough
Cure. which is also the hest known reme-
DIV for Group and all lung and bronchial
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
-"I hope said the girls father,
"that you expect to surround my
daughter with all the luxuries to which
she has been accustomed. ooh.
yes, was the prompt and cheerful
response. I'VE have talked it over,
and We agreed that we would just as
lief come right here to live as not.
DR.. \. Robinson, dentist of
Grand Rapids, Mich, has a bull dog
which recently broke his two front
teeth in fight. Robinson fixed the