New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-07-14
THE TALk or THE DAY.

The petit Journal" Of Paris says that owing &c
The brute strength OF British capital In Paris
English modes tho n shion. and many
honest French taors have found It necessary TO
fix upon their establishments these letters in gole
| English Taller"
EenIm TIA having an awfally good Tine now SOn.d
! and when want 10 go out / dent have 20 a'k
Iios.ie-What nice mother you must have,
Eie .T1ats what our new servant girl thinks
Mothers trying 10 make her think shes got a good
and then shan't have any more good times until
! the girl Dawes and We got another one.-t'osion
| Transcript
| Dr. Won RokI,ansky. Of Graiz who has Just died
was son OF tho celebrated viennNse Professor
Rokitansky. Tho latter had four sons OF whom
Two devoted themselves to medicine. while the
other TWO became singers: and the old man used
to say. when asked what their professions were.
"Zwcl hculcn und zwel heien"-"Two are howlers
and two are healers."
"Do those people next door they are from
Boston,
"wsl. they're not: Jimmy, showed their , lli,:
boy his hean-ekoOter. and N" ignorafuus didn
know what II was"-tChicago Record
Western teacher. says "Harpers Round
Table, I'm a town In which the women have the
right OF suffrage. received the following note ac-
counting for the absence OF ono Of her pupils on
Election Day: "Dere Teacher: Please he 80 kind
as to cXcuze Lizzie FOR not having wen, 70 school
yesterday. KEEP her homo 70 mind the baby while
/ give out votes at the poles an otherwise done
what could 20 eo't the right man. who. as you
viii sec by the morning paper. got there by a big
majority 50 am glad KEEP Llzzo homo an
done what ! could At the poles"
Editor why didn't yon send the carrier pigeon
with The news. agreed
Reporter .CoIlin't. Got hungry and ate the bird.
- 'Bll .morc jewish Comment
nephew u President Dole OF Hawaii "a cam
palsning On tho Philippines Ne Is Alfred Dole. of
Company X lat california olunteers. This COM
mand formed part Of the first expedition to Manila
Where is your mother johnnie"
She our ON her wheel"
shes iir3lnias tor The football game"
'lIc cau't come down now. lie IA upstairs giving
the baby haih.'-tlfe.
curious lawsuit has been brought against the
German Empress by 4 porter The Empress
Gently lost hcr insignia Of the Royal order OF Vic
toria and Albert and - the porter who found II
she presented a reward OF 10 marts The hws Of
Prussia however provide that one who restores
n lost article % iis owner may claim one-ienih
OF Its value. and the finder In this case contends
,nat ,4, Jewe. vs. worth considerably more than
ten times the amount ne received. lie seeks 10 re-
cover tho difference
The patriotic Ofllce-bOy answered tHs telepnoH.
rs It true" asked the voice at the other end,
that Admiral Dewey sunk four German warshps
I'm Manila Bay to-day" -.
40. sir: IT Is no, true" promptly answered the.
boy.
sisted the voice.
Hadn't even heard there such story"
Then how do you know IL Isn't true
because the Germans had six warship5 "a
Manila Bay"-lTroy Times
The feast ot Corpus christi was celebrated in
Bogo,a on June with much pomp and public
procession headed by the Archbishop. followed
VS. priests. monks. soldiers. military bands o'
music AID a number OF allogorical cars represent
Ing Biblical scenes. one noteworthy episode was
that President caro- and his family viewed the
procession from the balcony OF tho American
legation Considering how seldom he appears In
public, his Is rather significant as to where his
sympathIes are in the present war.
"Why." asks the teacher "dll the Romans call
their Emperor Augustuse' Clearly T. Is the op-
por,uni,y % th" bad boy who is some day % b
admiral or q secretary of he Treasury or some
thing They didn't das' 20 call him Gus IA
shouts dss)1ln,y. detroit Journal