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The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-07-15
PEACE CEFDDLINGGR0VlNG
In Commercial Circles Of Cities and
Towns Of Spain. ..,--....
DO NOT WANT IT AT ANY PRICE.

"Spain's Colonial Empire May Be De-
minished in Area. But 1t AS,st Not
BE eDestroyed''-Inordin inate Demands
May Prolong the struggle.
london. July 15.-The Madrid corre-
spondent of The Times says: "The feel
ing for peace is growing daily, es-
pecially in commercial circles. The
chamber of commerce has received tel
egrams in this sense from Cadiz. Vigo
and other towns 1t must not be sup
posed, however that the desire Is for
peace at any price.
'Peace with honor and without great
territorial sacllices more accurately
describes the movements. Inordinate
demands might easily arouse the war
like spirit of the people to such an ex-
tent that the government would be
compelled to swim with the current, re-
Gardess of consequences. The gov
ernment itself maintains the greatest
reserve. l believe that the Duke Almo-
devar de Rio, the foreign minister, only
desires authentic information of what
the American government intends to
demand in the way of territorial con-
cessions. There are various channels
by which this might be privately as
certained without employing the good
offices of any foreign government.
"For example. it is no secret that
in one or two European capitals the
Spanish and American representatives
have remained on friendly terms.
Whatever channels 1t employs the re-
suit will have great influence. 1t must
seriously affect the attitude Of the
Spanish government, because, however
desirous ministers may be to spare
their country further sacrifices. there
are certain concessions suggested in
the American press which public opin-
ion would not allow them to make.
SPANS colonial empire may be di-
minished in area. but it must not be
destroyed. The question of pecuniary
indemnity has not yet occupied public
opinion in this country. Some per-
sons. who are supposed to be well ac-
quainted with utlicial and unofficial
opinion in the United States declare
that President Mckinley will be very
moderate in his demands. The man.
ner in which the first advances on the
part of Spain are met will have great
influence on the subsequent course of
events, because the sspanardS, who are
themselves a II est courteous people.
are inordinate'y sensitive about mat
ters of form to which more practical
nations are comparatively Indifferent.
According 10 a special dispatch from
Madrid. the Corrcspondcncia Mi'itar
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
Children Of the Soil.

There was quite an audience at
st. Andrews Cathedral on Christ
mas Eve, when Rev. V. II. Kitcat
joined two prominent young Hawai-
ians in holy wedlock. TIE groom
was Deputy Marshal Chillingworth,
and the bride was Miss Anr Strate-
meyer, eldest daughter OF our Port
Surveyor. The wedding WAS strict
ly private, and only the immediate
relatives and friends of the contract
ing parties had been invited. Pro-
fessor Wray Taylor presided at the
organ and played appropriate music
whenl the bride appeared with her
father. The groom was supported
by Deputy Attorney-G General Akin
son, and looked as handso me as he
always does when making raid.
Miss Mary Chillingworth WAS brides
maid, and after the cerem ony re-
ceptiou was held at the residence of
the young people on Emuia Street.
The INDEPENDENT ia Away pleased
when good and bright young Hawai-
ians join together in padd ing their
canoe through life, and begs Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Chillingworth to &C.
cept it's very best wishes on the
happy occasion.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
A Good Woman

The many friends OF Hon Asa
Kaulia was very grieved to learn Of
the death Of his wife, Mikl Kane
haiku, which occurred on Sunday at
the family residence at R.apalama.
Mrs, Kaulia had been a sick woman
for several years bur in spite OF her
sufferings was always kind and good
to the children brought up under
her roof aud charitable and friendly
to all Hawaiians. The funeral took
place yesterday afternoon.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
The Cineograph.

There was Only small audience
at the Opera House on Saturday
night to witness the first presenta-
ton Of the cineograph, Christmas
Eve is not a good night for show
but we hope that the next entertain
ment will be we'll patronized, The
electric light was miserable and
marred the effect OF the patriotic
pictures presented. The singing
was excellent, and if the lights had
been all right the audience would
have been very pleased, as were the
college people who last night en-
joyed the cineograph at Kameha-
meha school.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
Pure and Unadulterated.

Nowadays the Anchor Saloon is
busy dispensing the famous Jesse
Moore brand of whiskey, Kentucky's
noted product. With VIM. Carlyle
and Chas. Andrews at the helm, all
good Judges need not fear being
we'll treated. This health renewing
beverage can be had pure and un-
adulterated at the Anchor, south
corner of King and Nuuanu
streets.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
A Cowardly Deed.

One of Captain Parker's horses
was brutally mutilated by some
cowardly miscreant on Sunday
morning. This is the thir6 time the
horses Of the senior police captain
have been slashed. We nope the
captain will catch the brute who
vents his spite in this manner and
not go through the forlnalty of
Court proceedings in Furnishing him,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
Camarinos' Refrigerator.

Per AUSTRALIA-Plums, Peaches,
Celery, CauliAower, Fresh Salmon,
Grabs, Founders, Frozen Oyster,
(tin and SHELLY, Apples, Grapes, Or
anges, Figs, Lemons, Turkeys and
game in season. Cranberries, Bur
bank Potatoes, Fine Olive Oil, New
Crop of Dry Fruit, Nuts, Raisins,
etc, etc.
CALIFORNIA FRUIT MARKET
Telephone 1873.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
Champagne Cocktail.

The Royal Annex is the only place
where gentlemen can be served with
genuine Champagne Cocktail.
Manager Trevenein, who has made a
legion of friends during his stay in
Honolulu, will make an 'extra"
cocktail during the holidays for the
patrols of his select solooD, known
as the Royal Annex and will not
spare the sparkling fluid in the bot
ties labelled Pommery Sec.
At the Pacific, Royal and Cosmo-
politan Saloons Egg-nogs will be
served to night and on Monday
Call around ye thirsty boys.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
BY AUTHORITY.
WATER NOTICE.

In accordance with Section of Chapter
XVI. of the laws of 1886:
All persons holding water privilege or
those paying water rates, are hereby noti-
fed that the water rates for the term end
ing June 80. 1899, will be due and payable
at the office of the Honolulu Water Works,
on the LIST day of January, 1899
All snch rates remaining unpaid for 10
days after they are due will be subject to
an additional 10 per cent.
All privileges upon which rates remain
unpaid February 10, 1899, $50 days after
becout ing Delinquent are liable to suspen-
sion without further notice.
Rates are payable at the Office of e
Water Works in the Kapuaiwa Building,
ANDREW BROWN,
Supt Honolulu Water Works.
Honolulu, IL. l., Dec. 20, 1898.
1097-10t
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
IRRIGATION NOTICE.

Holders of water privileges, or
those paying water rates, are hereby
notified that the hours for irrigation
purposes are from 6 to s O'Clock a. m,
aud from to 6 o'clock p. m.
IL. Holders of water privileges on
the slopes of Punchbowl above Green
street, and in Nuuanu Valley above
School street are hereby notified
that they will not be restricted to
the irrigation hours of 6 to 8 a, m.
and 4 to p. m, but will be allowed
to irrigate whenever sufficient water
is available, provided that they do
not use the water for irrigation pur-
poses for more than four hours in
every twenty-four.
! ANDREW BROWN,
Supt, Honolulu Water Works.
Approved: j. A, KING,
Minister of Interior
Honolulu, H. l., Sept. 7, 1893.
990-tf
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
The Bar Banquet

If the date should be agreeable to
Chief Justice Judd the dinner tend
cred to him by the Bar OF Hawaii
will take place on February 18th,
the anniversary of his appointment
to the Supreme Bench twenty-five
years ago. Messrs. Hatch, Humph-
res and Robertson are committee
to attend to the requisite arrange.
ments.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
His Vacation.

Attorney Geo. A. Davis has the
following notice pasted on the door
OF his office: "Will be absent for
ten days, when l resume my prac-
tice. Please bear with mo if in a
hurry.
"(Signed) GEO. A. DAVIS"
Mr. Davis is using his enforced
vacation in studying the etiquette
OF Hawaiian Courts.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
For That Tired Feeling.

That steals over you as the days
work is over, there's nothing else
so good as a refreshing glass OF
RAINIER BEER. tits the tonic you
need, beats all the medicine you can
take, brings on a sound refreshing and
healthy sleep and makes one feel like
new person. On tap or in bottles
at the Criterion Saloon. Phone 1888.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
ToNGAN STAMPS.

rENHE MOST BEAUTIFUL EVER Is
II sued SO for full set, cancelled or un-
cancelled, including several odd South Sea
Islands Also few large official envelopes
with Royal crest, out OF date now, at 81
apiece Address,
X. MoLENNAN,
Tonga, Friendly Islands.
7. o. Box 49, l066-6m
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

The children of the Anglican
Church Chinese Sunday School have
their Christmas tree this evening.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Ring up Telehone 113 if any one
desires good rubber tired hack
with careful drivers. j. S. Andrade,
Manager City Carriage Co.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Rough weather along the Hama
kua coast. A portion of the PAU
hau landing was carried away.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Allan Scrimgeour was around
town yesterday visiting his many
friends.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

The Church music this year was
again a credit to the city, and the
congregations doubly so.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Waimea rhubarb, celery, cabbage
and potatoes, Edgar Aenriques,
Masonic Temple
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
Messenger Service

Honolulu Messenger Service de-,
liver messages and packages. Tele-
phone, 1873.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

On Saturday next the Benningtons
and U. S. Engineers will probably
play baseball.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

The City Of Peking is expected
some time tonight or in the early
morning.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
Hop Beer Cottage, No. If, Konia form-
erly Smith) Street.

He makes speciality of tle brewing of
HOP BEER, and every bottle passes
under his personal SUPERVISION and is
guaranteed by him HOP BEER is not an
intoxicant, is non. alcoholic and IL cool
palatable, home. like beverage, Mr. Bre-
ham courts an open inspection of his place
and his methods Of business.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

+ The streets OF Honolulu have
been those Of busy town during
the holidays.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

The prisoners at the Jail were
generously dined by Tailor Henry
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

American Messenger Service,
Masonic Temple, Telephone 444
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Charles 7. Day OF Macfarlane g.
Co. is happy over his Christmas pre-
sent. 1t weighed 10 lbs. and was a
fine boy,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

The Masonic fraternity banquet
this evening at the Temple.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Feather Boas and New Neck wear
largely displayed at Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

There were 40 cases on Judge
Wilcox calendar this morning and
one unlicensed attorney" had the
floor OF the Court.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Steiner's Ice Cream Parlors sold
over ton Of candies for the Christ
mas holidays. Happy children. The
doctors have yet to be heard from.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

To-day is st. Johns Day. He is
the patron Saint of the Masons.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

New bill at the Orpheum. What
fun there was ON Saturday.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Embroidered Handkerchiefs, all
: qualities at Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Nakookoo is the name of the
sailor who was drowned from the S.
5. IwalaDi at Kilauea, Kauai, on
December 2ud. He endeavored 20
save his hat and lost his life.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

The S. S. Australia sails this
afternoon.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS

Stylish Millinery at Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

The Amateur Orchestra remem-
bered Wray Taylor, their indefatg-
able organizer and leader, with a
handsome music cabinet of oak with
a suitable inscription on Xmas Day.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Worth Bagley Garrison, No. 1853,
Regular Army and Navy Union has
elected and installed the following
officers: Commander, MN. Sanders;
Senior Vice Commander, p. f, Ryan;
Junior Vice Commander, Il, A.
Strout; Adjutant, j. E, Sheahan;
Paymaster, Chas, Lind; Quarter
master, l.. A. S. Gardner; Chaplain,
Archie Turner; Officer OF the Day,
Thos, Dunn; Officer Of the Guard,
John Lund. The garrison was in
sttuted and the officers installed by
National Deputy VIM. Mackay, es-
corted and assisted by Sr. Past Com
.mander j. f. Pearson, and National
Officer Of the Day Geo. W. Gregory
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS
Stylish Millinery at Sachs.
The S. S. Australia sails this
afternoon.
Embroidered Handkerchiefs, all
qualities at Sachs.
Feather Boas and New Neck wear
largely displayed at Sachs.
To-day is ST. Johns Day. He is
the patron Saint OF the Masons
American Messenger Service,
Masonic Temple, Telephone 444
The Masonic fraternity banquet
this evening at the Temple.
New bill at the Orpheum. What
fun there was on Saturday.
The prisoners at the Jail we're
generously dined by Tailor Henry.
Allan Scrimgeour was around
town yesterday visiting his many
friends.
The City of Peking is expected
some time tonight or in the early
morning,
On Saturday next the Benningtons
and U. S. Engineers will probably
play baseball.
Waimea rhubarb, celery, cabbage
and potatoes, Edgar Aenriques,
Masonic Temple
The streets Of Honolulu have
been those Of busy town during
the holidays.
The Church music this year was
again a credit to the city, and the
congregations doubly so.
Rough weather along the Hama
kua coast. A portion of the Pau
hau landing was carried away.
. The children of the Anglican
Church Chinese Sunday School have
their Christmas tree this evening.
Charles T. Day OF Macfarlane g.
Co. is happy over his Christmas pre-
sent. 1t weighed 10 lbs. and was a
fine boy.
There were 40 cases on Judge
Wilcox calendar this morning and
one unlicensed attorney" had the
floor OF the Court,
Ring up Telehone lib if any one
desires good rubber tired hack
with careful drivers. j. S. Andrade,
Manager City Carriage Co.
Steiner's Ice Cream Parlors sole
over ton OF candies for the Christ
mas holidays. Happy children. The
doctors have yet to be heard from
Nakookoo is the name of the
sailor who was drowned from the S
S. IwalaDi at Kilauea, Kauai on
December Dad. He endeavored 10
save his hat and lost his life.
The Amateur Orchestra remem
bered Wray Taylor, their indefatig
able organizer and leader, with Z
handsome music cabinet of oak with
suitable inscription on Xmas Day
Two teams from the U. S. S. Ben
nington played a capital game o
baseball on Saturday at the Makik
grounds. The Wela Ka Hao defeat
ed the Sure Things by score o
IL to 15
Kentucby's famous Jesse Moor,
Whiskey, unequalled for its purit,
and excellence. On sale at any o
the saloons and at Lovejoy & Co.
distributing agents for the Hawaiian
Islands.
Hawaiian concert at the Oper
House this evening. The indication
are for a crowded house as the con
cert will be one of the best given il
this city, and it's objects are mos
laudable.
An entertainment will be given a
the Orpheum Theater on Frida
evening for the benefit Of the Git
OF Columbia's crew. Captain Berge
and members of the band have kind
ly volunteered to assist,
The Italian cruiser Etna arrive
this morning from San Francisco
The usual salutes were exchange
upon her entering this port. Consu
F. A. Schaefer is the Representative
Of the Italian Government in Hawai-
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Hawaiian concert at the Opera
House this evening. The indications
are for a crowded house as the con-
cert will be one of the best given in
this city, and it's objects are most
laudable.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Kentucby's famous Jesse Moore
Whiskey, unequalled for its purity
and excellence. On sale at any Of
the saloons and at Lovejoy & Co.,
distributing agents for the Hawaiian
Islands,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

Two teams from the u S, S. Ben
nington played capital game OF
baseball on Saturday at the Makiki
grounds. The Wela Ka Hao defeat
ed the Sure Things by score Of
IL to Is.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

An entertainment will be given at
the Orpheum Theater on Friday
evening for the benefit OF the City
OF Columbia's crew. Captain Berger
and members of the band have kind
ly volunteered to assist.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

The Italian cruiser Etna arrived
this morning from San Francisco.
The usual salutes were exchanged
upon her entering this port. Consul
r. A. Schaefer is the representative
Of the Italian Government in Hawaii.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-12-27

A native Hawaiian was badly
stabbed last night by a drunken
countryman. The injured man was
taken to the Queens Hospital, where
he is lying in very precarious con-
dition, the knife used having pene.
tratad his liver.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1898-07-28

however. there is q fiat shelf several
yards IN breadth commanding a beau
tifll view of the valley beneath, the
river looking like a mere trout-brook
in the distance, the logs in it like little
sticks and the mill like playt hing
that boy might work with a crank.
The entrance of the cave is soElow that
I had to crawl in on my hands and
knees. Inside, it is about as big as an
ordinary room, and in the middle just
high enough to let a boy stand erect,
the roof sloping down toward the
edges. But the most remarkable thing
about it is that roof and walls and
floor are all of jasper, beautifully mot
tied in red and yellow. There is little
doubt that it had been gradually hol-
lowed out by the Indians in ages past,
as they continually Clipped away at
this vein of bright-hued jasper to
get it's hard, sharp-edged flakes for
their arrow-heads. Indeed, l found
several of these and other stone i'm
plements by paving over a heap of
fiinty scales which lay in one corner;
and subsequently it was made plain
that the secret of the place, once so
valuable to the savage warriors, was
still carefully guarded with sort of
superstitious reverence by the de-
generate remnants of the tribe.
When l told Bessie about this fas-
cinating spot she was crazy to see it,
and begged me to take her with me
the next time l went there. She was
my chief comp:nion-for nearly all
the boys in the neighborhood were al
ready kept hard at work in the mills
and as knew that she was almost as
clever at climbing as was myself,
finally agreed that she should go. So
one sunny Saturday morning we start
ed out together, carrying a substan-
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1898-07-28
STREAMING A FRIENDSHIP.
That United Two Sweet
Young Things.

They were standing at the counter, and
I couldn't help but hear
'"Talk about hard luck" said the girl
with the hot chocolate. II know a wom-
an who had an awful thing happen to her
over in New York"
'Oh, do tell me about it." gurgled the
girl with the ice cream soda.
"Well," went on the chocolate girl, "she's
not wealthy at all, you know, and she
doesn't keep a nurse. So, one day, when
she had to 60 down town shopping, she took
her baby and left it at one of these day
nursery creche places They gave her a
check for it, and she went off shopping. She
didn't come back to the creche till late in
the afternoon, and when she went to take
out the check it was gone.'
Good gracious!" said the girl with the
ice cream soda, looking shocked. what
did she do?"
"Weil," went on the chocolate girl, @they
told her she couldn't take the baby without
check, and she'd have to wait till the other
babies were taken away, and then she could
have what was left. So she waited for hours
and hours, till all the babies were gone but
one, and when she went to get that-weli,
the only baby left was colored baby"
"Oh, how perfectly awful" exclaimed
the girl with the ice cream soda, in accents
of horror. "What did she do? Wasn't she
perfectly frantic? My goodness, how hor-
rible! Didn't, she ever get her baby back
again? l should think she'd have been per-
fectly crazy. What did she do?"
"Oh, said the chocolate girl, coolly, "she
took the colored baby 1t was hers. She
was colored, you know
And in the silence which followed I could
hear the swapping of the bonds of tender
and lifelong friendship: Washington Post.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1898-07-28
A LITTLE NONSENSE.

s Hes.I would give the world for you.'r =
She IS that all? Why, you offered
that much before the warraised prices
Ind ianapolis Journal.
The Limit Of Vanity Mamma ST
don't t'ink much Of dot young man
vot's calm on Repecca.''' Papa He's
too much shtuck on himselluf. Wy, dot
young fool would as soon be paid gom-
pliment as bill! Puck.
Where are you going, my pretty maid r.
Under the mistletoe, SIR she said
May I go with you. my pretty maid?''
you are certainly slow If you DON'T" she
said. 81
Modern Society.
Mrs. Naborly--'' So your name is the
same as your papa's, Harry?" Harry
"Yes'm." Mrs. Naborly-''H How do you
know when your mamma calls who she
means?" Harry-"Oh, she always calls
me kind of coaxing." Brooklyn Life.
The Reason. - Dobbs "There's q
man who shaves several times day."
Wiggin- GU don't mean it. Ishould
think there'd be. nothing left of his
face Dobbs-''It doesn't hurt his face
at all. He's barber Boston Traveller.
In Wet Season.-''I see," the editor
said, ''that you have rhymed tagain'
with rain" eyes, sir" the office poet
assented. ''Well, it doesn't go. It may
be all right in the weather report, but
you are hired as poet. '-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Explained at Last.-He- "Why. is it,
/ should like to know, that a woman
never hits what she throws at? Is it
due 20 some. fault in the construction
of her arm?' She-"No. A woman
never throws anything until she is so
mad she cannot see straight!"- Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
A visitor to the British Museum re.
ports that he saw countryman stand.
ing before the bust of a woman in a
collection of statuary. The woman was
represented in the act of coiling her
hair, and, as the visitor came up, the
countryman was saying to himself:
mo, sir, that amt true to nature. She
amt got her mouth full of hairpins,"
-Tit-Bits,