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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-10-26
LAMBERTvIIIE, N j. WEDNESDAY,. OCTOBER 26, 1898
THE REST OF IT.

Give every man his share
OF sorrow or of glee.
And he viii wonder where
The other part can he.
If pain he half his lot.
He tries 20 make jest of II.
Ii serves to warn him not,
He wants to know the rest OF Il.
Give woman half hint
or how the scandal goes.
And she Will never stint
When telling what she knows.
one tells the story straight
Another what she guessed of 1t:
The others watch and watt
They want TO know the rest of IL.
Give any growing boy
A watch. and there's no doubt
Twill be his vandal JOY
To turn it inside out
lie isn't satisfied
To merely be possessed of II.
The watch looks we'll outside:
lie wants to know the rest OF 1t.
And so the story goes
Through all the alphabet:
No wit or science throws
A light upon 1t yet.
The problems I'm our hand.
We ought to make the best Of II.
But still. you understand
We want to know the rast of II
boston Courier
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A PERFECT NEWSPAPER

% publish ALL THE NEWS promptly and
succinctly and in the most readable form,
without elisIon or partisan bias; to discuss
its significance with frankness, 10 keep AN
OPEN EYE FOR PUBLIC ABUSES, to
give besides complete record OF current
thought faneies and discoveries in all de
partments of human activity IN its DAILY
EDITIONS of from Toto Il PAGES aud 10
provide the whole for its patrons at the
nominal price of ONE CENT that was
from the outset, and will continue 10 be
the aim of THE RECORD
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LIE Wnan,t Afrnid.

Little Tommy and his younger sister
were going to bed without q light.
They had just reached tho bottom Of
the stairs, when Tommy, after yainly
endoayoring to pierce tho darkness.
turned round and asked
Ma, is it polite for gentleman to
precede lady when they have to walk
in single file"
No. my son, replied the mother,
. the lady should always take tho lead. :"
II thought so, said Tommy delight
edly; Ego ahead Sue. Pearson u
Weekly.
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Hardly.

Miss D.-Angelina, why don't you
marry Lieutenant y?
Miss Artist, because he has no
brains-and no can'trido, dance or play
tennis. What could wo do with him?
"But he ewims beautifully.
"Oh, yes; but ono can't keep ones
husband in an aquarium, you know, -
London Tit-Bits
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uoaisInssc- In "a London Church

Nearly everybody il aware that at
ono time it was tho custom in many
churches to regulate the longth of tho
sermon by an hourglass, which stood
ON tho pulpit Immediately fronting tho
preacher. Quito n number of these curl
siastical ediflcos throughout tho land,
but tho British and Foreign Sailors
church, situated in what was formerly
Ratclin highway, is the only ono pos
sossing four. They are in perfect pres
eryation, and are fixed all together in
n framework Of solid brass. London
Tit-Bits.
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The Poor Wife.

John Henry. it isn't any good, /
know. that keeps you down town 50
late, when you ought to DO at homo
with mo and the children.
(Shrugging his shoulders.) Honi
soft qui NAL pense, my dear.
"That's right Swear at your wife in
Latin. "-Chicago Tribune.
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~ 40 ~ w
ging down and
burning sensa-
tons; and who
r e cogn ICES,
herse If. that
She has become
irritable, cross,
blue and de
'pondert, is in
almost very
Ease suffering
rom weakness
md disease of
he delicate
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one cent morning newspaper in the United
States, " The Record still LEADS WHERE
OTHERS FOLLOW

Witness Its unriyaled average daily cireula-
ton exceeding 10000 copies, and an aver
age exceeding 10000 copies for its Sunday
editions, while limitations of it, plan of
publication in every important city of the
country testify to the truth Of the ASSET
ton that in the quantity and quality OF its
contents and in the price at which It IS
sold The Record" has established the
standard by which excellence in iournal-
ism must be measured
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RUPTURE CURED.

TUE FAMOUS SHERMAN RUPTURE
APPLI NICE has no equal Can be worn
with ease and comfort 30days trial satisfac-
ton guaranteed or money refunded costs
nothing to give il trial W 4 Mcehan a
Son, II Thomas Street New York. formerly
with Dir J sherman
Oct l2-tM
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~ make s25 per Week Either Sex HI
start YOU in the Mail Order Business day
Henry ~ Brpollyn, y s..
oct II, tSus- fW
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The woman who Is
! weak, nervous, tired and
l exhausted who has a
J poor and variable appe-
tite and no strength or
nerve ; who suffers from
nnin4 and nchra 1rnn-
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
HIS FUNNY BREAK.

This is probably AN old story re-
vived at the expense of a well-known
young insurance man OF Wilmington,
but. while he denies its truthfulness, 1t
is going the rounds against him, and
the Wayfarer gives it for what it is
worth.
He was at a hotel in New Jersey
resort, eating dinner Close to his
plate was a cut-glass finger-bowl, filled
with water, on which foated slice Of
lemon to give it acidity. The bowl was
rather small and its appearance result
ed in the undoing Of the guest He
raised it to his lips, drained off the con-
tents and then, with an injured look on
his face, said to the waiter:
"Darned il that isn't the weakest
lemonade l ever tasted"
To make matters worse there were
several strangers at the table when he
made his funny break.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
ENGAGEMENT SPECIAL.

The Grand Opera House management
will offer a special attraction on Thurs
day in that Quaintest and most original
Of comedians. George w. Monroe, and
his very clever company Of comedians
and vocalists in the most up-to-date
success, the laughing success, Her
Majesty, the Cook" The engagement
is for one evening performance only,
with no matinee. Mr.. Monroe is a
prime favorite in Wilmington, as he
is in fact almost everywhere he has
ever appeared He is funny. and ae
original as he Is funny. He does sc
many irresistibly funny things in his
new play that he keeps the company
ready 20 burst into laughter at any time
at his sallies. The manuscript in it.
self is bright, witty and right up-to
date, and Monroe makes all that hi
can out of every line in It, which is {
certain guarantee that an audience
whenever and wherever It secs HE
Majesty. the Cook will enjoy ont
whole evening Of unalloyed fun.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
GETTYSBURG. LURAY, NATURAL
BRIDGE, HOT SPRINGS, RICH
MOND AND WASHINGTON.

The next and last eleven--day per-
sonally-conducted tour Of the Pennsyl-
vania Railroad Company to the battle
field Of Gettysburg, Luray Caverns,
Natural Bridge, Virginia Hot Springs
and the cities of Richmond and Wash
ingtOn will leave New York and Phila-
delphia in a special train Of parlor cars
on Wednesday, October 10, The party
will be in charge of a tourist agent and
an experienced chaperon A whole day
will be spent on the battlefield Of Get
tysburg, a carriage drive with lectures
by an able guide being included in the
ticket. Ample time will be allowed al
Luray and Natural Bridge to view the
wondrous natural formations, and al
the Hot Springs over three days will be
spent. The season at this great Au-
tumn resort in the beautiful mountaine
OF Virginia will be at It's height Al
Richmond and Washington opportuni'
ties will be presented TO visit all the
points Of interest under intelligent
guidance
The round-trip rate, including al
necessary expenses, is $50 from New
York, s63 from Philadelphia, and pro
portionate rates from other points.
For detailed itinerary apply to Ticke
Agents; to Tourist Agent, 1896 Broad
way, New York; 7S9 Broad Street, New
ark, N. j., or address Geo. w. Boyd
Assistant General Passenger Agent
Bread Street Station, Philadelphia.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01

me and give me an answer in your
paper for it is my evening paper?"
He signs himself "a Democrat When
I Get a Vote" Ordinarily no attention
is paid to an anonymous communica-
ton, but the would-be Democratic
voter wrote with such apparent SINGER
ity and made inquiry concerning mat
ter Of wide interest and of which the
general public is ignorant, that the
Wayfarer felt constrained to enlighten
not him alone, but all others who are
unacquainted with the provisions Of the
naturalization laws With this end in
view he requested and obtained an in
terview with Prothonotary Victor B..
Woolley, of the Superior Court, which
is official and to the point:
Naturalization papers are granted
under United States statute, by both
the United States Court and the Super
ior Court. It is too late for anyone to
obtain them from the Superior Court
in time to vote at the approaching cleo
tion. because il will not pass upon any
more applications until late in Noyem-
ber. But the United States Court will
pass upon such applications early this
month, and definite information con-
cerning the time may be had by apply
ing to the clerk Of that court, whose
Office is in the Federal Building, at
Ninth and Shipley streets.
ANY person who came here under
is years of age who is now p years of
age or over, who has lived IN the state
one year next preceding his application
and in the country five years, can get
his full and final papers at once, with
out any preceding declaration OF inten-
tion. The charge for such papers is
$2.50s no matter in which court the ap-
plicatiOn is made.
IF man comes here over IS years
OF age, me must take out what are call
ed first papers, which is a declaration
of his intention Of becoming citizen
This must be done fully two yeare
fore he applies for his final papers. The
other requirements are the same, the
difference in cost being 81, which is the
charge for first papers. In either case
the applicant must have voucher who
has known him for period of five
years next preceding his application
No voucher is required for first papers
The clerk of the United States Court
or prothonotary Of the Superior Court
issues first papers upon application
without voucher and without the con
currence of the court"
AS the Wayfarers inquirer has beer
in the country since a child all he has
to do is to go to the United States
Court in a few days, taking with hin
a person who has known him for fiv'
years or more and $3.50 in money. III
will receive his papers Immediately
Then, on October p, he must so to th'
place Of registration in his district, pro
duce HE papers and become regis
tered voter This done he is a citizel
Of the United States and qualified e
vote at the coming election.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
HIS ONLY IMPERFECrIoN.

Ever since City Tax Collector Eugene
NJ. Sayers lost Charlie he has pined for
white horse to replace him, and his
eye has been peeled for a bargain in a
horse of that color. Some days since,
the Wayfarer is told, he thought he had
found just what he wanted and opened
negotiations. The price was satisfac-
tory and everything promised a salts
factory conclusion of the deal when
Mr.. Sayers inquired:
"Is he sound?"
why, to be sure" eaid the owner.
Sound as can be, and as gentle as a
lamb. The only thing the matter with
him is that he has the heaves, and that
doesn't hurt him a bit"
It Is scarcely necessary to state that
the deal was declared off Immediately
Evening journal., 1898-10-01

ing It. Yesterday the Wayfarer met
him on Sixth street and noticed that he
looked particularly well-pleased with
something.
Whats the matter, have you fallen
heir to a fortune?" he was asked.
mo" he replied. Il was just think
ing of the paving work now being done
on Shipley street We commenced at
Front street at 10 o'clock on Wednes-
day morning, and finished to Third
street at o'clock this morning. In
nineteen hours nearly $4,000 bricks
were laid. The street will not be block
ed to travel more than about twelve
houre altogether at any one point. The
roller will be put on the bricks this
morning and this afternoon the section
Of the street will be thrown open tc
travel"
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
ADJUSTMENTS
"UNDER THE RED ROBE .

UNDER THE RED ROBE"
Under the Red Robe" the thrilling
and fascinating romantic drama, by
Stanley Weyman. which had a run Of
TWO seasons at the Empire Theatre,
New York, playing to packed houses up
to the last performance, will be the at
traction at the Grand Opera House next
Monday night The company, which is
headed by the well-known romantic
young actor, William Morris, is one Of
the largest, strongest and most COM
plete which has ever left New York,
while the scenery, costumes and novel
stage effects are exact reproductions of
those seen at the Empire Theatre.
Under the Red Robe" has been widely
read. To these who have not read it,
however, it may be briefly said that
it concerns the adventures of Gil de
Berault, a reckless swashbuckler, who
has gambled away his fortunes.
Brought before Cardinal Richelieu for
engaging in a duel, he is spared the
penalty Of death on his promise to act
as the spy upon Henri de Cocheforet
He starts upon his mission, but, won
by Cocheforet's fair sister, the good
there is in the man triumphs over the
bad, and he refuses to carry out the
scheme OF the crafty cardinal. That the
excellent dramatic qualities in the book
have been fully utilized in the dramati-
zation by Mr.. Rose is quite apparent
Necessarily, there have been several
changes made. Minor characters have
been dropped out and stirring incidents
added. Gil de Berault is not made out
to be so thoroughly bad as he is in the
book. and his good qualities have beer
somewhat accentuated.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
DITED

Al2MSTRONG.-At Newark, on Sep.
tember q, 1898, John Pilling Arm
strong, Jr., son of John Pilling Arm
strong and Regina Pie Armstrong,
aged weeks.
BAYARD.-At Karlstein, Dedham,
Massachusetts,, on September 2S, 1898,
Thomas Francis Bayard, in the 10th
year of his age.
CAA1PBELL.-In this city, on Septem-
Der 80, 1898, Andrew T. Campbell,
aged 81 years
FlSHER.-In this city, on September
2S, 1898, Harry R. Fisher, aged %
years.
HAWKE.-In this city, on September
20, 1898, Elva j., daughter of Edmund
and Mary ]. Hawke, aged years.
HIRZEL.-In this city, on September
20, 1903, Cora May, daughter of
George and NJ. Isabella Hirzel, aged z
years.
KANE.-On the 9th instant, Mary A.,
wife Of Edward f. Kane, aged 3S
years.
KEABLES.-In this city, on September
-, 1000, AHuleM JA hSdplt5, d5eu Ve
years.
O'CONNOR.-In Christiana hundred
on September 2S, 1898, Patrick O'Con-
nor, aged SO years.
PORTER.-In this city, on September
26, 1898, William w. Porter, son of
William II. Porter, aged 30 years.
TONER.-In this city, on September
2S, 1898, Agatha, daughter of Patrick
and Elizabeth Toner, aged year.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
NEW WAR DRAMA.

Seldom has there been so much in
terest manifested in a war play, by
both the professional and military peo-
pie, as is being done in the new war
drama by Miss Jean Mawson entitled,
"A Daughter Of Cuba" which will be
seen at the Grand Opera House We'd
nesday evening October 8. To intro
duce scenes which actually occurred, is
no small undertaking, because of the
many conflicting reports, and unless
they are absolutely correct, the whole
play becomes inconsistent. This was
thought Of in the production of "A
Daughter of Cuba" " and no expense has
been avoided in making it truthfully
correct.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
MARRIED.

-RICHARDSON.-On Tuesday
September q, 1898, at the parsonage
of Cid Swedes Church, by Rev. Mar.
tin B. Dunlap, Richard James Gregg
and Louisa Lesk Richardson.
WORKMAN the 2Sth in
stant, by Rev. John France, John B
Coyle and Elsie T. Workman, all oi
this city.
TESSEIN- -CLAYTON.-At the Unior
NJ. E. parsonage, No. sos Washing
ton street, on Thursday afternoon
September 90, 1898, by Rev. John d
c. Hanna. D. D., Albert Tessein ant
Miss Nettie Clayton, both of vii
mington, Del
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
AN EcoNoMncAL WOMAN.

AT am early hour yesterday the
Wayfarer was walking down Monr9e
street. 'When me reached Fourth street
mis- attention was attracted to woman
who was engaged in painting the front
Of her house She was handling her
brush with the skill of a professional
fence-and-roof artist, and did not seem
at all conscious of the attention given
her performance by passersby.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
COOPER's FRIENDS ARE TRUE.

COOPER'S EI1IENlDS ARE TRUE
A man from Wilmington re-
Gently visited Colonel e. r. Cooper at
the New Jersey state prison. while he
was in his.company, he informs THE
Wayfarer, THE colonel received his
mail. There was a letter from the
northern part Of New York State and
one each from Wilmington, Dover, Mil
ford and Salem, Oregon. The latter was
from Col n. B. Knight, who, with Will
liam p. Lord, left Delaware at the
close Of the civil WAR and. commenced
the practice of law in Salem. Mr.. Lord
has since been chief Justice of Oregon
and is now governor. Mr. Knight was
defeated for United States senator by
Hon. john IL. Mitchell by one vote.
lie is one OF the leading lawyers of the
state and counsel for the Southern Pa
cifc railroad. In his letter to Colonel
Cooper he said: Il watched and read
your trial with great solicinde and
have not yet got over my bewilder-
ment and wonder over the verdict of
that jury. 1t seems to me at this dis
tance that the verdict in your case was
wrung from The jury by the court by
process Of exhaustion. l need not tell
YOU how sorry / was to hear OF ii, but
you may be assured always that I, for
one never have and newer win believe
JIM it's justice or righteousness. The
faith OF your friends in your innocence
will support amid sustain you in this
hour OF your great trial. SO be OF good
cheer"
Colonel Cooper remarked that this
was al sample OF THE expressions he had
received In hundreds of letters from all
parts of the country. Another letter
the colonel has which he appreciates is
from Senator Gray, and was written
just before HE went to Paris. After
speaking of his intended voyage and
expressing kindly feelings, he concludes
his letter by saying: Il know it will be
a pleasure to you to learn that your
many friends have never for one mo
ment doubted your honor and integ-
rity."
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
FAIL STYLES DERBY HATS.

Now ready at Ross, 21O Market street.
All the leading fashionable shapes for
Fall and Winter. The best $500 Hat
in Wilmington, unexcelled for quality
and finish. Stetson's S4.00 and $500
for $3.50 and $500. The best values ever
offered at S1.OO, $125 and $3.50. Prices
guaranteed the lowestl Headquarters
for Fall and Winter Underwear. Agents
for Stearns and Eclipse Bicycles. New
Bicycle Department, second floor.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
nocroREp NINE YEARS FOR

DOCTORED NINE YEARS FOR
TETTER.- Mr.. James Castor, mer-
chant, of Wilkesbarre, Pa, writes:
For nine years 1 have been disdgured
with letter on my hands and face. AT
last l found a cure in Or. Agnews
Ointment. 1t helped me from the first
application, and now l am perfectly
cured lis. Sold by Miller Drug Com
pany, 402 Market, and n B. Danforth.
Market and Second streets.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
o1nCK pAVING MORN.

Director William Simmons, Of the
Street and Sewer Department, is a
practical man, and one who evinees
great interest in the work Of the de-
partment, but It is seldom that you find
him so carried away by clever piece
Of work as to converse freely concern
Evening journal., 1898-10-01

Trinity Church. Delaware avenue
and Adams street, Rev. H. Ashton
Henry, rector. Services at T.S0 and
1890 a. m. and 7.S0 p. m. Sunday
school at 2.30 I. m.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
FIRE!
FIRE!

H. T. Sergeant, Coal and Wood office
Seventh and King Delmarvia phone
545. B. & L. checks with cash purchases
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
WAYFkRER'S S NOTE BOOK
Things, Pleasant and UnpIeas-
ant, Caught on the Way.
gKITs ON PERsONs AND THINGS

IF you READ THEM BEFORE SUP
PER THEY WILL AID YOUR DI-
GEsTION, BUT THERE is MOTH
ING PUT IN THEM TO UULL YOU
TO SLEEP.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
HANsCoM's.
Don't Worry

Yourself by using inferior
groceries. Get the best OBJ
tainable. Our Cider Vinegar
is pure, 2oc gallon. White
Vinegar, 2oc gallon.
HANSCOM'S, 7tE and nd, s.r....
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
THE ECONOMIC INSURANCE CO.
OF AMERICA.
Capital, 100000.

Capital, 100000.
HOME OFFICE:
Tenth and Market Streets.
PETER J. FORD, DAVID LINDSAY,
President. Vice-President.
PETER A. HORTY,
Secretary and Treasurer.
DIRECTORS:
Hon. George Gray, Alexis I. Dupont,
James Megary, DR.. ]. A. Ellegood,
II. II. Ward, Andrew c. Gray,
James Malloy, John p Almond,
Henry F.sDure, James B. Oberly.
DIR. M. ]. HUGHES, t. F. NEWLY,
Medical Director. Superintendent.
The Economic Insurance Company
offer everything that is good in Life In
surance and at rates suitable toNevery
condition. We insure the whole fam
ily Both sexes. If you are contem-
plating taking insurance write to us for
information.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
NO TROUBLE HERE.

The theatrical critics of The New
York papers are now engaged in a war
on the orchestras of the various play
houses Of that city, Here in Whining
ton no such structures are made, be-
cause there is no occasion for them.
Manager Baylis, of the Grand Opera
House, informs the Wayfarer That the
members OF the companies which play
here are unanimous in their praises OF
the orchestra, and that many OF the 10
cal playgoers have complimented him
on the excellent work done by Profes-
eor Compton and his associates.
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
THE NATrRATIZATIoN Inv.

From one Of his readers the Way
farer has received the following letter
Il write you in regard TO naturaliza-
ton papers. came to this country
when / was a baby, and l want TO be-
come citizen Of the United States. My
father is not a citizen so l cannot vote.
Doesn't il only require one paper for
me, as l came here when a child2
Where shall go to So naturali1ed?
To the court at Tenth and Market
streets or to the United States Court;
when can I go there and how much will
It cost? VIII you please find out for
Evening journal., 1898-10-01
BRADY AND HIS BADGES.

Charles ]. Brady is a well-known
and popular member Of tine Water
witch Fire Company, and has many
friends both i'm this city and other
places, especially Reading.
Now Charlie has one fad, and that
IS for collecting badges Of various de
scriptions. The Wayfarer's attention
was called TO this fact and also that
Charles had a collection that was well
worth seeing. Accordingly, he strohed
out to Mr.. Brady's residence, No. SIS
West Fourth street, one evening this
week and requested to be shown tbs
collection. Being ushered into the par
lor sight seldom seen before met hit
gaze. Upon the wallis OF the room arr
some 500 of these badges q
numlberous descriptions and designs
which had been collected from variou.
parts Of this country and other coun
tries. They are of gold and silvel
and Of silk, with gold and silver trim
mines. Some came from Ireland an'
some from Mexico, and were presents
to him by his Friends lnsigniae @
many different orders are among tn
collection, as are the badges OF dif
ferent fire companies in Reading, Al
lentown, Atlantic City and other places
1t is a sight we'll worth seeing, am
Charlie is NOT at all mean 25out nj
treasures, ais if amy FRIEND desires on
OF the badges OF which ne has a du
plicated, al he has to do is to ask 70
it and 1t is generally presented to hin