New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-08-28
THE SUMMER Girl.

be-. rather inclined 10 be good.
sh.'s rather Inclined 10 \ vague. underlined.
Toward The Young men who love htr,
Whenever they ask for her hand, go
Her feelings they don't understand
Fact u.s. the dear grl can't help It:
For shes a natural-born coguette.
To marry-tha, 10. not Just yet
\ sister she'll De- to each one II them
YET rather Inclined round her finger TO wind
-Ohicago News.
~ Andre Maure n an article in the Figaro
on the children Of statesmen. graveiy announces
that "Disraeu was the father OF Lord Salisbury
the existing Prime Minister Of Queen Victoria"
The writer Justly adds that the list II continued.
womb be- terrify ing. and closes with the saying OF
| rhateaubrand "Ques'-ce done que lea chooses De
Ia t.rre7"
r;% 70; N. no haye ,hs f HS
skeleton and his bones ratified with JOY.
Going to sit FOR N-ray photographs OF fat pe9-
Not on your double fe' replied the living skei:
eton Indignantly: I'm going TO be me victim OF
Spanish msrule In Cuban play"-(Puck.
The ng-trec OF the Paris Opfra will probably
be removed now that NJ. Charles GARNER has
gone over TO the majority SAYS The London
Chronicle" II grows upon the top Of the huge
portIco which faces The boulevard Haussmann.
The distinguished architect looked upon II
cred. and would never hear OF It's removal
Nursc-Tommy. there's some Jam on your cheek
Tommy with nteresu-There isn't any worth
eating. Il there? punch.
Mr. John Burns. NJ p. Is humorously conscious OF
the kindly strength OF the methods used against
Socialism in England Talking recently with sew
eral friends he said: IN YOU Socialist the
Continent you Ind people crying. Shoot him DOWN
In this country they say: You want 10 manage the
world do you? Well here's DIT OF Il: try your
hand ut that II he succeeds they give him a big
| ger nd on he IL q his in
and has time to think about revolutions Oh
the British people are an artful lot, The differ
cnce between Ker Hardc and me-" Mr.. Burns
added. rs that he wants 10 turn the world inside
out at pull and he goes strike II he's not
allowed to do IT: whereas II can get what want
BIT at time 80 working
Wouldn't Miss the Chance.-"shc says that ne
proposed TO her hut that they are not engaged"
But they knew her and they laughed long and
The only problem they sald. "ls to decide
which OF the two statements Is false"( Chicago
Post.
one OF the jokers OF the British Navy was Jack
! fiathorn. says The San Francisco Argonaut." lie
officer OF the watch in the day when Il was
customary for the guard to present TO the
officer commanding the vessel whenever he left or
boarded the ship one day Captain Burdett re-
marked. they were going through this ceremony
before he ashore: Mr.. IIathorn, I am tired
OF this guard; don't call 1t again when come back"
| Hathorn did not. but ne managed to surprise the
captain quite as thoroughly as II he had. When
that dignitary came over the side his return he
| found twenty OF the aherguard down on their
hands and knees. with swabs serving them for
names and tails. with the mzzcntop- men on their
| backs with cutlasscs drawn. IIathorn himself was
astrde a quartermaster. The captain distinct
! ~ not delighted with the spectacle. wlereupon
IIathorn explained that he supposed that after the
| Old fashion had proved so tresome a reception by
! cavalry might prove welcome Hathorn was dis
| from fh. fort mia
Mr.. Sprouter-An heirloom Johnnie. Is something
! that's handed from father to son
! Little Johnnle-Huh That's a funny name for
! pants'-tJudge.
| A young woman OF Rio de Janelro who met her
! husband at bicycle meet. has had the incident
! depicted his tombstone in alto relieve The ef-
feet Is described more novel than artistic espe-
cally az she Is chlselled attred In bicycle cos
tune. In the inscription. which Is in Spanish Is a
sentence which may be translated MY dear soul
| had the tire OF his life prematurely punctured."
/ In Disgrace-'I understand Susie Smartweed
was dropped from the hospital service In dis
grace"
| Yes. She used the chief surgeons best knife
TO sharpen her leadpencil "-(C cleveland Plain
J Dealer.