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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

The man who is constantly in ths1
public eye is apt to get an occasional
rub from the public knuckle.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

When man once thoroughly under.
stands the ms and outs of horse racing
he's seldom seen at the track.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

Experience is such a costly
teacher that it keeps a man hustling
to pay the tuition fees.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

The coming woman sometimes has
her troubles with the going man about
II p. M.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

A baggagemaster checks your trunk
and a physician checks your grippe.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

A cheap coat doesn't necessarily
make cheap man, but it makes him
feel that way at times.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

A fashionable shoemaker says that
women can endure pain better than
men.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11
Mrs. vinsIow's Soothing Syrup

Better kiss the girl before you pro-
pose-she may refuse you.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

Piso's Cure for Consumption has saved
me large doctor bills.-C. l.. Baker, 422S
Regent So, Philadelphia, Pa, Dec. 8, '95.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

Satan smiles every time he sees two
men trying to trade horses.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

A girl often wonders if certain
young man wonders if she is thinking
of him.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

Truth is stranger than fiction to
most people probably because they
don't care for an introduction.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

Whatever prevails is called truth-if
the rule of the majority counts for
anything.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

The mule doesn't admire the short
ears of the horse,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

Baseball is the one business in which
an occasional strike is necessary.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

The boy with made-over trousers
takes after his father.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

To praise the cook one day brings on
bad biscuits the next.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

Fine feathers often make sorry Jail
birds.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11
War Souvenirs Sell High Even in Manila

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 5.-Head boards
have been erected over the graves OF
the dead of the Astor battery, who lie
in the native cemetery in Manila. The
effects have been sold at auction, bring
ing large sums. A coat belonging to
Private Dunn brought $50 and tobac-
co pouch Sl2. The money will be sent
10 relatives.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

Some men stop travelling afoot as
soon as they begin to get ahead
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refun d the money II 1t fails to cure
25c. The genuine has l.. B. Q. on each tablet
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

For children teething sofens the gums reduces inam
alton, allays pain, wind collie. Is cents bottle
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11
At the Slot Machine.

He walked two miles to save nickel.
For he felt that he must economics;
Then he spent dollar vainly trying
To wiz q little ten-cent prize
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

Father-"I thought you was goin' to
marry Miss May?"
Son-"Yes, pop, but last summer she
was engaged to every city fellow here,
and this summer to all the soldiers"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11
TRADE MARKS

E1aminatlon and Advice 10 Patentabiiity Of ia
vsntion. Sc d for Inveator1' Guide. How 70 Get
Patent" o FARRELL 4 sos Wellington. d. c
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-11-11

Hoods Pills cure all Liver Ills. rs cents.
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

The SergenntsviIle correspondent
Of the HeHt,rdoa Dcmocraf sends that
paper the following item
Sylvester lIotl and wife. of this vi
ein1ty. celebrated the twenty.tifth
anniversary of their marriage on Sat
urdaN of last week The day proved
stormy one but about thirty friends
and nCighhors attended despite the
falling rain. The dav was one to be
enjoyed and long remembered. for
Mr.. and Mrs. llon's hnspitablc recept-
ion made every one feel at home.
Conversations, with nov and then
singing at the organ, We're the pleas
ant pas-times of the day. \ turkey
dinner was served. after which an ad-
dress was mado by Rev. G. W. Owen
of Baptisttown. followed by prayer by
Key. VIM. Robinson, of Sandy Ridge,
ReV. Owen spoke of the happy mntri-
monial relationship existing between
the host and dhostess and called to their
minds that day when they presented
themselves Mt the altar, twenty five
long Years age. Many nice and useful
presents were received. Among those
present were Mr.. lloil's family, eX-
cept his son Edward and family, who
live at lamhortVillo, his brother ,lud
son aud family, and his sister, Miss
jane Hon. Among the neighhors pre-
sent were James T.. Fisher and family,
Il. q. Johnson and family, Henry Van
Horn and family, and Nelson Thatcher
and family, of the neighborhood OF
Baptisttown. Rev. Robinson took II
photograph of the group in the late
afternoon, after which the assembly
separated To their respective homes.
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

PERSONAL.

Rev William stockton. OF Tren-
ton, visited relatives here ON Friday
last
John Mastersan and daughter
Mary, spent few days IN Philadel-
phia last week. visiting his brother.
Joseph
Mr. Isaiah and Miss Bella Smith,
visited relatives in Chester, Pa, few
days last week
john Lilly, Esa, aud family re
turned on Monday last from a vaca=
ton in Maine
Emley Holcoluhe, of Stevens In
stitute. spent Sunday last al his home
here.
Mrs. Elizabeth Lambert has re-
turned from visit toreatises ia Zion,
Maryland
Rev II s. Smith visited in New
York city this week
\ J. fIurschler yisitedin Newark
yesterday Tuesday
Mrs. Sylvanus Ayers, of Bound
Brook, is the guest of Mr. and Mrs.
Torhert Coryell.
Lieutenant J. l.. Purcell, who is
off duty on account of sickness, has
been visiting his sisters iii this city,
this week
Mr. and Mrs George NJ. Carr
visited relatives in Frenchtown ON
Sunday last
William Moore. of Philadelphia,
visited relatives Mt the Bellemont
House on Saturday and Sunday last.
Mr. and Mrs. A. Yos, visited
relatives in Philadelphia, last week.
Mrs Hutchinson and Mrs. G. w.
Stead, of Cross Keys, ~ j visited
Mr.. and Mrs. Lambert Reading last
week.
Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Forher and
daughter Alburta, of Trenton, spent
Saturday and Sunday last with Mr.
and Mrs. Warren Cummings.
Mr.. and Mrs George NJ Shamalia
are visiting in New York city
Charles Lees, employed in the
freight office, is on vacation in New
York state
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12
COMMON COUNCIL.

A special meeting of Common Conn
ell was held last Saturday evening.
All the members were present except
Mr. Silvers.
The president stated that the
meeting had been called to take action
on payment of portion of the county
tax.
Mr.. Hoppock presented the follow
ing resolution, which was adopted
Resolrcd, That the City Treasurer
be authorized TO pay to the County
Collector the sum of SS, 900 of the
amount apportioned to the city OF
Lambertvile as due for comfy tax for
the year 1898
The county tax is not due until
December next, but by making the
above payment at this time the city
saves about $40.
The bond of the garbage collector
was presented, read and accepted.
On motion of Mr.. Hoppock, adj
journed.
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

In the city of Paris is II convent and
garden known throughout the world
through the immortal Ilugo's LES
Miserables. II is the convent of the
Petit Picpus In the grounds Of this
convent IL II small cemetery where
nearly ,50S victims of the guillotine
We're buried indiscriminatelv. Here
also repose the bones of Lafayette be
side those of his wife, who wished to
be buried there. The resting place
of Lafayette, generally unknown and
forgotten, is marked by plain granite
slab. Upon II register kept by the
concierge OF the convent there are in
scribed the names of but II small
number of casual visitors.
In view of these facts the - La
Fayette Memorial Commission has
been formed for the purpose of erect
ing monument to the memory of In
Fayette as twentieth century tribute
from the people of this nation, to he
unveiled with fitting ceremony, July
4, 1900, and thus grandly celebrate
United States Day at the Paris Exposi-
ton of 1900. 1t is asked that October
10, 1898, be observed as Lafayette
Day" in every school district through
out our land, when our children will
be told the story Of our struggle for
liberty, and that they may then con
tribute their help and pennies in mem
ory of their nations defender.
Superintendents, teachers aud those
who may have charge Of funds in then
district are requested to send same t.
Hon Charles q. Dawes, Treasurer OF
the Commission, Washington, ID. G.
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

Rev. q. Herbert Dennison, eurate
of St. Lakes Church, Germantown,
Pa, and Miss Margaret Lybrand
Smith, of this city, daughter of the
Rev. Elvin X. Smith, for many years
the Rector and nj the present time
Rector Emeritus of ST. Andrew I. +.
Church were married III the last NAM
ed church, in this city, on Thursday
morning of last week The wedding
will long be remembered as one of the
most important social events of the
season ST Andrews church was
beautifully decorated with palms and
potted plants for the occasion, arrang
ed by the members of ST. Agnes Band, :
Promptly at H. 30 the bride entered
the church on the arm of her brother,
the Rev l.. b. Smith, Vicar Of st,
Paul's Chapel, Elizabeth. At the
same time the groom and best man,
the Rev. II Drace Walton, of st. James,
Church of Philadelphia, entered the
church from the choir room. Bride
and groom met at the choir steps.
Here the Rev Robert T.. Denhlson,
Rector Of St. Timothy church of Rox-
boro. Pm, and father of the groom, per
formed the betrothal During the
singing of hymn, the bride and
groom advanced to the altarrail. where
the father of the bride celebrated the
marriage ceremony. The ceremony
was Witnessed by II large number of
invited guests from this city and other
places CHESTS from Philadelphiaand
points south came in special ear
After the ceremony, n wedding break
fast and reception to relatives aud
friends was held in the Rectory. The
bride wore white organdy gown over
white silk, beautifully trimmed with
Valenciennes lace, and II veil. She
carried IA magnificent bouquet of tea
roses and white prayer book. Rev.
Mr.. Dennison and his bride left on mn
afternoon train for an extended tour.
The presents received We're many and
beautiful, consisting of silver, china
and glass ware, furniture, pictures and
many other things too numerous to
mention, one room being filed with
the gifts of friends aud relatives
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12
To Lovers ot Music.

The Music Department of the state
Schools in Trenton annnoucesa course
of five lecture recitals to be held
Thursday afternoons twice a month
at 3. 90 p. NJ i'll the Mcgowan Mansion.
These recitals ARE given by Prof.
Skilton and Prof Poleman, the in
structors in instrumental and vocal
music, assisted by New York artists.
At each recital Prof. Skilton gives an
informal talk explaining the meaning
of the selections rendered and throw
ing light on music history. The
course aims to give an acquaintance
with the great musicians of the last
three centuries and to render the
listener capable of understanding
such music as is commonly heard Mt
concerts. At the request of several
IIambertville people, Prof, Skilton will
give the recital in the afternoon from
800 to 4. Is, allowing plenty of time to
return to Lambertyille by the 4. 40
train The course ticket at 81 90 may
be obtained of Prof. Skilton, at the
State School, or at the door. The first
recital is to take place Thursday Oct,
49, at 3. 90, in the handsome new rooms
of the Music Department at the Ma
gowan Mansion, \ program of ballad
music will be rendered by Prof. Skill
ton aud Dr. John e. Griggs. baritone,
of New York
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12
STATE or ONO, Cry or TOLEDO,
LncAs COuNTY.

FRasK J CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner Of the firm Of i. J CHEsEY X
90 doing business in the City of Toledo
County and State aforesaid, and that said firm
will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for eacl, and every case Of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use Of HALLS CATAHRH
CURE
FRANK J. CHENEY
sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December, A. u. 1876.
,-i A " GLEASON,
t11J Notary Pnbiic
Halls Catarrll Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system Send for testimonials,
free
FL CHENEY & 90. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

Princess street, sir:' said u cabby
outside Yorkshire street railway sta
ton to his fare. why, that's not half
"a minute's i wauk from ere.
Never mind. drive away answer
ed tho gentleman.
"But can't charge you less than IL
pence, sir; that's the legal fare. "
"All right, my good man, only start
quickly. and III give you couple Of
fnres. -
Cabby jumped upon the box with IA
beaming face, fiioked up his horse and
shouted jocosely to an imaginary wife:
"Don't wait dinner If I'm late, Mary
Ann Pm taking tho king o klondike
to is himpcrial habodep'-London
Telegraph
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12
Buy your Coal of Larison & Mar

Buy your Coal of Larison < Mar
iarum.
Lambertville Puffs" are still go
ing up in smoke. Kline sells them.
Another Switchbaek excursion
passed through here this Wednesday,
morning
The Board of Registry have been
making canvass of the voters of the
city this week.
j. s. Curtis is having granolithic
pavement put around his handsome
residence ON North Union street
The pay roll of the New Hope silk
mill is said to amount to $3.50 week.
About thirty five hands are employed,
The residence occupied by Mrs.
John Sproat, on Church street, has
been greatly improved by new coat
of paint.
A new show window has been put
in the front of the property occupied
by Paul Netter, merchant tailor on
Union street
The sale of the real estate of Ann
Horton, deed. will be heldnext Satur-
day, on the premises on Coryell street
For particulars, see adv. on 2d page.
The Guilds of S. Andrew : Episeo
pal Church will hold the annual sale
of fancy and useful articles on Deeem-
ber end and 3rd, in st. Andrews Hall.
+. w. Opdycke, of Frenehtown,
entered his brown stallion Tobin at
Nazareth fair in the free for all run
ming races, which he won in straight
heats in .46.
d. j Price has bought lot ON
South Union street and intends build
ing a new house in a short time. The
plans have been drawn by architect
and builder John Fitzgerald, of Yard
ley. Pa,
A. NJ. Seiders, special agent OF the
Penna. Telephone Co, is i'll town
locating line to connect with the
Trenton line Just completed by the
Delaware and Atlantic Telephone Co.
He will solicit subscriptions for long
distance telephones on metallic circuit
lines, giving Lambertville first class
long distance service.
The remains of James Bulger, OF
New York city. were brought here for
burial ON Monday afternoon last. Mr..
Bulger was formerly resident of tins
vicinity, but for several years past
has been on the New York City police
force. Sometime ago he plunged into
the river at New York to save two
young girls from drowning, thereby
contracting u heavy cold from winch
he never recovered.
A Democratic delegate from West
Amwell, got off the two o'clock tram
on Friday afternoon last and began
shouting in loud voice that the
country WAS about to be filled with
Democracy. He had Just arrived from
the Democratic Conventional Newton.
aud from all appearances he had been
filled with something else besides
Democracy, and by the way, some
thing that is easier To swallow. lie
WAS put in the jug to cool off.
Our county convention will be
held at Pennington next Tuesday.
The township meetings to choose dele
gates will he held on Saturday of this
week. The delegates for this city have
already been chosen. They are LIST
Ward Abram Trauger, James Moon
an. Frank Cole ID Ward \. +.
Slack, Thos. Lyons, Lambert Reed,
b. II. Joiner. 81 Ward VIM. Hunt,
Fred. T. Ely, John w Hoagland,
Frank Williamson, David Wilson, X
G. Thatcher.
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

VIM. d. DAILY has long been a
favorite with the Democracy of
Hunterdon county. Whenever they
wanted to get up big whoop and
hurrah Mr.. DAILY was sent for, and
the whoop aud hurrah always follow
ed. One might have supposed from
THEN eagerness to slop over whenever
Mr.. DAILY was around, that the Demo
Gratis Of this county were unalterably
attached to him. How, then, did it
happen that he could not hold the
delegates against man wholly un-
known to them2 Ask Boss Smith and
the men WHO did his bidding at Tren-
ton. Then it might be well to ask
Hunterdon county Democrats what
they think OF it. Uonterdon Repab-
Hc0H.
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

A mirror could moi lie il it wanted
to The glass has nothing to gain by llattcry
If the roses of health and plumpnesa of beauty
are leaving your face, your mirror viii tell
you so. Health is the greatest bcnutiiior in
the world When woman sees the ndica-
tons of ill-hcnlth in tho face she Inny with
almost absolute certainly look for the cause in
one or both of two conditions constipation,
and arrangement Of the organs distinctly
feminine Dr. Pierce's Fayorito Prescription
will cure permanently and positively any go
called "female complaint Dr Pierce
Pleasant Pellets will cure constipation There
tx no reason in the world why woman should
not bc perfectly healthy She will gain IN
health strength and flesh. llollows and
angles will give place TO fulness and grace
She will be that nobcst and most beautiful
of all creation perfect woman
Send u cents in ono-cent stamps Ia World +
Dispcnsary Medical Association, Buffalo,
=, and receive DR.. pierce's 1908 pnRc Common
Sense Medical Advice profusclN Illustrated
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

With the exhilarating sense Of renew
ed health and strength and internal
cleanliness, which follows the use of
Syrup of Figs, is unknown to the few
who have not progressed beyond the
old-time medicines and the cheap
substitutes sometimes offered but new
er accepted by the well-informed
Buy the genuine. Manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Co
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

A powder to be shaken into the
shoes At this season your feet feel swollen.
nervous and hot, and get tired easily II you
have smarting feet or tight shoes, try Aliens
Foot-E Ease II eools the feet and makes walk
ing easy. Cures swollen and sweating feet,
blisters and Gallons spots. Relieves corns and
bunions of all pain and gives rest and com
fort Try it today Sold by all druggists and
shoe stores for 25c Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen 5. Olmsted, Leroy, n. y.
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

Scrofnla is disease as old as antiquity.
1t has been handed down for generations
and is the same today az in early times 1t
is emphatically disease of the blood, and
the only way TO cure it is by purifying the
blood That is Just what Hoods Sarsaparilla
does in every ease where il is given faith
full trial 1t Iteradicates all impurities from the
blood. and cures the sores, boils pimples and
all forms of skin disease due to scrofula tants
in the blood Hoods Sarsaparilla has won
the grateful praise Of vast numbers Of
people by its grand and complete cures
Don't allow Scrofnla to develop in your
blood. Cure il at once by taking Hood
Sarsaparilla
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

Calvin Solliday has bought the stock
Of John Heath, Matchmaker and jew
eler, No. II n Union street, and will
keep full line OF Watches, Clocks,
Jewelry, Optical Goods, Sterling Sill
yer Spoons, and Silver Novelties. All
goods as represented or money refund
ed Over thirty years experience as a
practical workman. a20-tf
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12
iDeciination.
I.ainllertYillr, Oct ]

IambertYillc, Oct ~, l&m
For reasons that are obvious / have
concluded to withdraw my name a.
candidate for County Clerk. ! had
reason To suppose that friendly rival
ry wonld be maintained until the deci-
sion was made Mt the Caucus. In this
/ have been disappointed. 1t has been
most persistently reported all through
the county that my candidacy was "in
the interest of another person, and
that never had "any idea or expecta-
ton of being nominated" Later on it
has been industriously circulated that
/ had abandoned the contest alto
gether Both these reports were
false and misleading. 1t is scarcely
necessary to say that they were hatch
ed here in Lambertyille in order to
damage me in the lower end Of the
county, and ! would not have far to go
to find the inventor of these base
fabrications. In my love for Demo
cratic principles / yield to no man. |
had reason to expect better treatment.
| therefore retire from the fight and
am not unmindful of the generous
support rendered me by my many
friends. In view Of the means EN-
ployed against me feel that in adopt
ing this course is the part Of wisdom,
as could scarcely hope to succeed
under the circumstances
AUG. BLACKWELL.
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12
WIN, do the chiIdrcn prInh {.

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have
you tried the new food drink called GltAIN-O?
1t is delicious and nourshng and takes the
place Of coffee. The more Grain-O yon give
the children the more health you distribute
through their systems. Grain-O is made Of
pure grains, and when properly prepared
tastes like the choice grades Of coffee but cost
about a as much All groeers sell il. i5c.
and 2jc
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

| SUFFERED from catarrh OF the worst
kind and never hoped for cure but Ely's
Cream Balm seems to do even that Oscar
Ostrom, Is Warren Ave, Chicago, III,
SUFFERED from eatarrh IL got so bad I
could not work / used Ely's Cream Balm and
am entirely weli-A G. Clarke. 81 shawmnt
Ave, Boston, Mass.
iOe trial size or tho 5oc. size of Elys Cream
Balm win be mailed Kept by druggists. Ely
Brothers, 50 Warren ST., NY
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

W W. MoFFEFT, ID. D., Pastor.
Sunday, Oct. III, 1898, 1890 4. NJ.
Sermon Theme THE Christian
Stronghold
215 p NJ. Sunday School.
645 u. NJ. Devotional meeting of
Epworth League.
80 T.. NJ. Sermon Ia Young
Women. Deferred from last Sabbath
evening
The Lambertville record., 1898-10-12

"He is the stupidest man--ho never
opens his mouth without putting his
foot in 1t, /" said the young girl Of the
clerk who had taken her to the nata
torium.
perhaps that is the only way no can
make.both ends meet on his small sal
ary,r'sfemarked tho insurance man.
Spokane Spokesman Review.