The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-11-16
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.


= There are more theatres in pro-
portion to its population in Italy than
elsewhere in the world.
- 1t is believed that diet of corn
bread makcs bigger men, physically,
than bread made of wheat -four.
= An old business sign in Phila-
delphia, many years ago, read "Wil-
liam Shot and Jonathan Fell"
"They say Dobbin's wife has a
mania for giving away everything"
eyes. / heard she couldn't even keep
her temper
= Eighty years hence it will matter
little whether VIC were peasant or
peer, but it will matter much whether
we did our duty as one or the other.
A bottle of Pr.ckly Ash Bittcrs kept
in the house and used occasionally.
means good health to the whole house
hold. Sold by Evans Pharmacy.
My brain is ON fire. traeically
exclaimed Mrs. Bobkins, as she threw
herself down upon the sofa. "Why
don t.you blow it out?' absent mind
edly replied Bobkins, deeply absorbed
in the evening newspaper. And then
he lodged flying hair-brush.
Papa Now, Johnny, I have
whipped you only for your own good.
| believe have only done my duty.
Tell me truly, what do you think your
self p Johnny-"If 1 should tell
what | think, you'd give me another
whipping"
"Wherc did you get that cake,
Annie p Mother gave it to me.
"She always gives you more n she does
me. Never mind, Harry she's 60
ing to put mustard plasters on us
tonight, and III ask her to let you
have the biggest
A German biologist says that the
two sides of face are never alike in
two cases out Of I've the eyes are out
or line; one eye is stronger than the
other in seven persons out Of ten, and
the right ear is generally higher than
the left.
y prize hog, weighing 1924
pounds, has been raised by Mr.. Il. w.
Williams. of Mcigs County, Tenn
Here are his Dimensions: Height. 1
fcctG inches diameter, feet; length
~ feet = inches 1t is considered the
largest hog in the world
= Be careful with your promises,
especially to child His whole con-
ccption Of the sacredness and import
ance of veracity may be distorted for
life, his character ruined, and his soul
eventually lost, by the breaking Of a
pledge made him in his early years.
- A friend of ours who was married
few weeks ago, was seen the other
morning very early looking for kind
ling wood. There is nothing that
takes the romance out Of marriage
like getting up at day-break and hunt
ing for an old barrel stave or something
or other to build fire.
= The question was once raised as
to which was the more cotent of the
two, the owner of half million or
the man with seven daughters. 1.-The
latter, Of course" was the reply "for
the man with half million is always
wanting r,ore, while the man with
seven daughters has plenty
- A soldiers widow, resident of
Philadelphia, died there in 1877. For
13 years she had been pensioner 1t
has just been discovered that her
daughter had been personating her for
the past 81 years, and drawing her
pension.
= Sammie had just returned from
Sunday school, and his mother asked
him if he had been good boy. "No;
not very" was the truthful reply.
"Then you did not get good behavior
card p squeried his mother. "Oh.
yes, I did," replied the precocious
-youngster; Il saved the money you
gave me for the heather and bought
two from the other boys"
The Danville, CKy) Advocate
thus quotes Capt. Sam NJ. Boone, an
old soldier: "These soldiers now
grumbling about hard times don't know
what hard times arc. Wait until some
Of them do ike we did in the last war
go for three solid days without a
mouthful to eat. I think the finest
meal | ever had in my life ate with
General Whitaker. I met him one
day aud he said: Hello, Boone! Are
you hungry ? Mighty nigh starved,
general. Stop here, and we II eat din
ner. I'll divide with you What
have yec sc., general? "A piece Of