Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1898-08-26
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tnnps i' was ohollS.-Judge,
-Did you hear that creenv st.,
Smith toldT' "No; what was II ty ~ NJ
His six months old baby."-Trysa'
"You can always fudge a man h..,
company he keeps" That's :, NJ.
tough on the warden of the rdr' psq
tiary." peuIa
Teacher-Of course you uDdo,,..
the difference between liking onI ~
ing? Pup1-Yes, marin; l like my ="
er and mother, but love pie. "'
visitor-Is Miss Rose at home, .,
vant-No, sir. Visltor-Why, sbs sa
just come In! l saw her. sarv,'.
Yes sir; and she saw you, too
Reggie Littleton Is such oo,..,
ed thing" said Molly. "He cala1 =
a manhater just because he hesu
said l didn't like him. '--HarDars D.
zar.
They say, Blokefy, old man. arI
your wife had an independent +,
tune?' That's right. It's 50 confon,,
edly Independent that l can't pot a,
Of It"
The Bachelof-NeRo killed thousan,|
Just to bear the death-rattle In ,lIl
throata The Benedict (extenuatin,,
Maybe he had a baby to amuse-y,,
York Journal
Some are ready to 60 to war m
moment they are needed" remart.
the observer of men and things "a,
others the moment they are not pppl|
ed."-Detroit Journal
THAT'S a fine, solid baby Of yOpv
Middleton said a friend who VA
admiring the first baby. "Do you thh
he's solidT' asked Middleton. ats
disconsolately. 1T seems to me w
he was all holleF.7
did you know" said Miss Cayenn
"that the young man who was tryn
to propose to you writes poetry 70
springT Yes well, be ought
be in sympathy with his subject D
is certainly very backward" ."-Wsa
tngton Star.
Yabsley-You look as II you md
have had a good time last nigh
Mudge-I hope not. "You hope la
WhyT Because II I did It was was
ed 1 don't recollect a thing ahv
what sort Of a time l had."-IndaHl
oils Sentinel.
How well the baby talks" eDlf
ed the visitor. Doesn't heP' retula
the proud father. What Is he ~
mgr asked the visitor. "Um-wel
replied the proud father, hes!tatlnsFV
Il guess you'd better ask bis mOtha
about that"
81 am told" remarked Miss CayenE
shat you said some very clever thiHs
last evening"" Yes" replied VIII
Washington; ut Is very discourage
"What isf7 ''The surprised manner
which everybody Is talking about
Washington Star.
What was your first thought
asked, as she seated herself beside
cot, "after you realized that you
lost your footT He replied
thought We'll, this Is fine fix to Del
now I'll not be able to ride the bike y
more '"-Chicago News
"I've been told" said Mr.. OhA
shat I seem very much younger %
I really am" Yes" replied Miss Y
enne, ITO Judge from some of the
ters you wrote me, one would Sayp
you were certainly under % years
age."-Washington Star.
Dick-Yes, you see, I'm In no ena
q fix I would never have propose
I'd had the least idea that she vS,
accept me, but she did. Jack-N
propose again, as If you had forsoa.
That ought to make her angry eDVsJ
TO refuse you.-Boston Traveller
The Heavy villain-These stun
times I would rather be a statesu
than an actor. The Light ComeuN
I would at any time. Living Is sou
cheaper. The statesman gets DIS
way transportation and press "
work for nothing.-Cincinanu
Quirer,
"Is our colleague In earnest aoOT
string immediate actionT inqufer
member of Congress. "In earnes"
Piled the other. "There CAM "
slightest doubt OF It. Why ne :.
speech all ready which he coulon W.
to deliver unless there were fuf'D"
lay."-Washington Star.
what Is that terrible morse
headT asked the startled youth
clock struck II. II thought yO'
been in the navyr answered tne y
en- under her breath. $50
"And don't understand that w.
mo" "Well, that's papa cleafD'