The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-06-14
Mr.Dooley
And
OurArmy

WELL Mr. denuoEey askcu, now
goes tn war;"
Splendid. thank ye," said Mr.. Doc
ley. Fine; fine. 1t makes me hear-rt
throb with pride that I'm q citizen Nv
tn Sixth wa-ard."
"Has tn ARMY started FIR Cuba YETI"
"Wan ARMY, says yc? Twintyi Las
Chooslah an advance ARMY Nv wan
hundhcrd an twinty thousand men land
ed FIRM tn Gussie, with tin thousand
n hurlin projicktyles weighin
eight hundherd pounds sivinteen miles.
Winsdah night o second ARMY Nv in
jineers, miners, plumbers an lawn ten
mis- experts, numberin In all four hun
dhcrd an eighty thousand men, ARMED
with death dealin canned goods, was
hurried to Havana to storm tn city.
Thursdah mornin three thousand full
rigimints Nv trough r-riders swum their
hor-rses acrost to Matoonxas, an afther
q spirited pattle captured tn Rainy
Christiny golf links, two up an hell to
play, an will hold thin ag'in all COM
ers. Tn same Afternoon tn req lar
cavalry con-sistin Nv four hundherd an
eight thousand well mounted men, was
loaded aboard TIL tug Lucy ] an depart
ed ON their earend Nv death amid tn
cheers Nv eight millyon sojers left be-
hind at Chickamauga. These cavalry III
cooperate with Commodore Schlow, an
whin he desthroys tn Spanish feet, as
he does ivry Sundah an holy day except
In Lent, an finds out where they ARE
an destroys thin, afther batterin down
tn forts where they ARE concealed so
that he can't sea Thin but thinks they
ar-re ON their way FIR to fight Cousin
George Dooley, tn cavalry will make q
dash back to Tampa, where Gin'ral
Miles r. preparin to desthroy tn Span
ish at wan blow-an he's tn boy to
blow.
9TH gin'ral arrived tn other day
fully prepared FIR tn bloody wurruk Nv
war. He had his intire fam ly with him.
He ERODE recklessly into camp mounted
on a superb SPECIAL ca-ar. AS himsilf an
Uncle Mike Miles an Cousin Hennery
Miles an Master Miles, aged 8 years,
dismounted firm tn SPECIAL train, they
were received with wild cheers be eight
millyunN tn bravest sojers that liver
give up their lives FIR their country.
TIL press cinchorship is SO pow'rful
that no news is allowed to 60 out, but I
have it firm tn SPECIAL correspondent
Nv mesilf, Clancy tn Butcher, Mike
Casey, an tn city direchtry that Gin'ral
Miles instantly repaired himsilf to tn
hotel, where he made his plans f'r
cr-rushin tn Spanyards at wan blow.
He will equip tn ARMY with blow
guns at wanst. His uniforms ARE
comm down in SPECIAL steel protected
bullyon trains FIRM tn mint, where
they've been kept f'r a year. He has or
'dhered out th' gold resarve FIR to equip
his staf, numberin eight thousan' men,
nanny Nv whom ARE clubmen, an as
soon as he can have bis picthers took he
will cr-rush tn Spanish with wan blow.
Tn purpose Nv tn gin'ral is to permit
no delay. Decisive action is demanded
be tn people. An whin tn hot air ma.
cheens has been stint to tn front Gin'ral
Miles will strike wan blow that'll be
tn damdest blow since tn year Nv tn
big wind in Ireland.
CIV coorse, they're dissinsions in tn
cabinet, but they don't amount to nav
thin. TIL sicret'y Nv war is in favor
iv sawin tn Spanish army into two
be four joists. The sicret'y Nv tn
threcasury has o scheme f'r rooinin
thin be lindin thin money. TIL sicret'y
iv tn navy wants to sue thin befure
tn MASSACHUSETTS supreme court. Two
hecrd that tn prisidint is arrangin a
knee drill with tn idee Nv prayin tn
villyans to TIL divvil. But these diff.
f'rcnccs don't count. We're all wan
people an we look to Gin'ral Miles to
desthroy TIL Spanish with wan blow.
Whin it comes, threes will be lifted out
be tn roots. MORO Castle'll cave in an
tn air'll be full iv Spanish whiskcrs.
A long blow, q sthrong blow an n blow
all together. That's tn motto iv tn ad-
ministhration.
"We'ro n great people, said Mr..
Hcnncssy earnestly.
"Wo ar-ro," said Mr.. Doolcy. "We
ar-re that. An tn best iv IL Is VIC know
wo ARE. "-Chicngo Journal.