The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-05-14

Amy NSnyIyt-so' III SoihPh42to"i
kissed him. Mamie-For PHYS sake!
New York Journal.
do you know l don't think much OF
Mawson.' "You don't have to. You
can size Mawson up In two seconds, :
Brooklyn Life.
Reggy-Aw-Mlss Guace. youah al
ways In my mind, dontcher know. MISS
Grace-Goodness. that Is worse than
living In a iat.-Up-to-Date
He-she told me | was the light Of
bar heart. She-Then what? He
! II, her old man came down and put
he light out.-Coiumbus Journal.
Her Father-Have you heard my
daughter sing, young manf Edwin.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS In: spite OF
that-I should'like to have her. SIR
Ally Sloper.
Tommy-A lighthouse is a sign of
rocks isn't 1t, paw? Mr.. Fight de-
ponds on whether you are referring to
the seashore or the drama.-lndian-
apolis Journal.
Sallie De Witt-Do you play whist,
Mr.. Lange? Willie Lange-Me play
whlstf Well, ! don't think. Sallie De
Witte-Ah, true! l had forgotten that.
Brooklyn Life. :.
NO, l never lake the newspapers
home; I've a family of grown-up
daughters. you know" Papers too
full of crime, ehr' mo. too full! of
bargain sales,"-Truth.
Edith-She sings like a canary. Ber-
tha-Oh, moi a canary begins to sing
when people commemorate talk; people
to talk when she begins to
slng.-Boston Transcript.
The Missing Evidence.-Hattie7
Maude doesn't show her age, at all.
does she? Ena-No; but yor can see
where she scratched 1t u Of the fam
lily Bible.-Chieago News.
Tommy-Paw.. what sort Of a fighter
is a Cyclone fghtery Mr.. Figg-I
don't know much about fighters, but ]
suppose 1t is one who goes bio wing
acknowledgements journal.
His opinion-"What are you doing,
Jimmie? - 'Readln' III dictionary
through" How do you like it?' "Oh,
some O. TIL words is good, but others
haln't much sense In 'em."-Judge.
Does that baby of yours talk yetT'
Ills mother says he does; but If it IL
talk, Their the kid has invented II new
code of slang that will make him ia
Observation-Disclosures North American.
Old Mlllion-My dear Miss Young
thing, If you'd only marry me, l could
die happy. Miss Youngthing-Why.
Mr.. Million, If you were dying, I'd mar
ry you In a mlnute.-New York Weekly.
Ethel-Have you noticed how Lord
Slabsides drops his aspirates? Pencil
ope-Oh, but that's nothing to the way
he drops his v~owels-liapa says ne has
got more than n dozen of his l-o-u-s.-
Judge. =.
why does the baron look so glumf
| thought he had just married an heir
ess." 80 he has, but he speculated a
few days after the marriage and lost
the better half of his III e.'-Fliegende
Batter.
MI. INOludhH-A II SOh "hots CNDs
brlghtens up the house, and that's a
fact. Mr.. Practickei-Yes; We've had
TO keep the gas burning all night ever
since ours was born.-Philadelphia
Record.
what In thunder do you mean" ask
ed the city editor, "by comparing the
air to frozen 1uinlne?' Il meant to
say" said the new reporter. with proud
humility, "that 1t was bitter cold
Indianapolis Journal. !,
Dollie-I wonder why Love Is. repre- :
scented always with Wings Mollle-
They are for him to use In flying out OF
the window when Poverty ONE In at
the door. Don't you kn3w that much:
Cincinnati Enquirer.
"Do you think that glasses tend TO
weaken the slghtT' asked Col. Still
wells friend. And aEcr pensl"e con
slderation the colonel replied: at de.
ponds, sub, intiahly on how many you
take."-Washington tSar.
rs your sister at home. WilIei"
asked Willie's sisters. young nal
mo; l heard her say she was engaged
this af~ternoon-but don't be frightened:
l don't think It's a marrying engage
ment."-Harper's Bazaar.
Unscientl6c. First Arctic Explorer
| have always considered Columbus "a
somewhat oyer-estimated man. Second
Arctic Explorer-Why? First Arctic
Explorer-Hc discovered Aiaerica the
first time he Went to look for it.-PGck.
Robinson, the electrician, ID positive
ly the meanest man l ever heard off,
"How's that?' 'He persuaded his wife
TO wear an electric seal sacQue on the
ground that 1t would be an advertise
ment for his business. Chicago News.
II have received nineteen proposals
in the last two months" "Ion don't
say! What a large number OF su,tors
you must have. Whom were the pro
posals fromY' "One frcln Charlie and
eighteen from that Ereacl, count
Judge.
II should like to know you-- irien-
tons. sir" said the old inan 20 tho
youth who had been calling OH his
daughter with great regularity Cor y
long time. "Same here" replied the
young man promptly, I'D Ike TO know
yours."-Chicago Post.
How can you say such cruel things
of your antagonists in debaieT' SHE in
quired reproachfully OF the statesman.
oh" was the reply, that's easy
enough. l keep n scrapbook, and when
my own IDEAS give ont ! 20 to that."-