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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21

Bad management keeps more people in
poor circumstances than any other one
cause. To be successful one must look
ahead and plan ahead so that when a
favorable opportunity presents itself he
is ready to take advantage of it. A lit
tie forothought will also save much ex-
pense and valuable time. A prudent
and careful a will keep a bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy in the house, the shiftless
fellow will wait until necessity compels
it and then ruin his best horse going for
a doctor and have a big doctor bill to
pay, besides; n pays out Is cents, the
other is out a hundred dollars and then
wonders why his neighbor is getting
richer while he is getting poorer. For
sale BY A. G.. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21

Mr.. John Bevins, editor of the Press,
Anthem, Ia, says: II have used Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy in my family for fifteen years,
have recommended it to hundredssof
others, and have never known it to fail
in a single instance. For sale by A. G.
Tra1and
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21

The man who owns the farm next to
mine is the luckiest fellow l aver saw.
What r you talking about? There's
no such thing as luck.
There isn't hey? Then will you kindly
tell me how 1t happened that he bored
for water and struck oil. while l bored
for oil and struck water.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
Just Cause of Renorse.

In his anger he approached his wife
for neglecting her home.
Club forsooth! he bitterly exc laimed.
And the baby hasn't been weighed for a
week!
She was manifestly touched with re-
morse, for she tore her hair and prom
ised to do better.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
Died Happy.

MI. Doolin-Pat.
O'Haulihan-Yis, Mike
MI. Dim dying.
O'H.--Yiz aire, Mike!
Mr.. D.-Without revenge on Terry
Googin fur what he said about me whin
Bridget shook him to be me bride.
O'H-Thrue for you, Mike.
Mr.. D.-Silence, Pat!
O'H.-Yis Mike.
Mr.. D.-Aire We still me frind?
OH aire Mike.
Mr.. D.-Whin I'm gone will yer see
that me Bridget marries Terry?
OH will, Mike.
Mr.. D.-Sind fer the priest, Pat.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
The Smart Man.

"Lend me dollar" said the simple one.
Haven't but 80 cents, " said the smart
$50 l will lend you a half and owe
you a half"
"And that, said the simple one, after
he had taken the so cents, "to the best of
my comprehension, makes us square. You
W me a half and owe you a hall, which
same l have just borrowed. Somehow I
am a half dollar ahead, but why should
such a feeble intellect as mine question
the gifts of the gods9"-Indianapolis Jour-
nal
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21

MI. P. Ketcham, Of Pike City, Calit.,
says: "During my brothers late sick
ness from sciatic rheumatism, Chamber
lain's Pain Balm was the only remedy
that gave him any relief" Many others
have testified to the prompt relief from
pain which this liniment affords. For
sale by A. G. Ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
Saved.

1t was at an afternoon tea and the crush
was simply horrid. 1t seemed that moth
ing would save the few men present, when
I'M quick witted woman exclaimed, LA
dies, please remember there are gentlemen
in the crowd!'
1t was all that preserved the poor things
from a horrible fat e.-Philadelphia North
American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
A Gentlemanly Act,

When Davy Crockett returned to his
home in Tennessee after his visit to tie
east, he told some friends that the finest
gentleman that he met was a gentleman
in Philadelphia, who asked him to take a
drink and turned his back while Davy was
pouring 1t out.-Peck's Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21

"Did you ever go to school?' inquir.
ed the lady of the old colored man who
was applying for employment.
"Not much, ma'am."
"How high can you count:"
"Hit all d~epen's, ma'am. Eff it's chill.
dern, ! kin count 'leven, but If it's dol
lars mos giner'ly has ter stick right
down ter fractions. " Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
The Bow We're Satisfied.

"Was the culprit fully identified be-
fore he was lynched?"
"Waal," replied the leader Of the
mob, III dunno as the Identification
would have got money fer him at a
bank, but it suited Their boys we'll
enough. New York Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
A Young ~Strategist.

Johnnie-Papa, see what I've found
"a bicycle cap.
Papa-What are you going to do
with it, Johnnie?
Johnnie-Well, amt you going to
buy me a bicycle to fit it?-New York
Sunday World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
A q Fulfilled.

He-When I was young, I decided to
make one woman happy.
She-Well, as you have remained q bach.
elor you may certainly flatter yourself that
you have done so.-London Home Notes.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
The March of Science.

"The eclipse Of the sun at India was
successfully copied by the kaleidoscope
man."
"Good. 1t won't be long now before
we can enjoy earthquakes, cyclones,
and holocausts without getting out Of
an orchestra chair. ~"-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
l was seriously afflicted with a cough

l was seriously afflicted with a cough
for several years, and last year had a
more severe cough than ever before. I
have used many remedies without re-
ceiving much relief, and being recon-
mended to try a bottle of C%hamberlain's
Cough Remedy, by a friend, who, know
ing me to be a poor widow, gave it to
me, l tried it, and with the most graft
flying results. The first bottle relieved
me very much and the second bottle has
absolutely cured me. l have not had as
good health for twenty years. l give
this certificate without solicitation, sim
ply in appreciation of the gratitude felt
for the cure effected Respectfully, Mrs.
Mary A. Beard, Glaremore, Ark. For
sale BY A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
A Partial Success.

Father-Well, my son, did you break
the new horses so they would stand
steam.
Son-No, father; but l broke the car
riage.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21

Bob-Saw Tom and his wife out wheel
ing yesterday.
Will-Tandem?
Bob-No; perambulator.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
How It Happened.

Employment Agent-See here! How ia
thiss You staid two weeks in your last
place. How did that happenp
Domestic-Sure, OF dunno. OF mustn't
" overshlept meself. New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
In the Other Direction.

The shade of the departed coal baron
stepped inside.
General offices!" said the shade me-
c%hanically. Fourth f1oor!''
Fourth floor?:" echoed the somoer
parsonage inside, closing the door and
grasping the lever. you'll get off at
the four thousandth This elevator ia
going down !'-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
Farm Life in Boston.

First Familyman-I like summer the
best. There is no now shovelling, you
know and no furnace to take care of.
Second Familyman-There's some
thing in that; but 1 think | prefer win
ter. In the winter you know, you don't
have to wet down the front yard or
shove a lawn mower.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21

"Why does Wagstaff buy SO much
horseradish-is he SO fond of it,"
"No. He never eats it, but it's such
fun to see the cook grating it. "-Flie.
gende Blatter.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
Away Up.

How about Wright? Does his work
stand very high?
They keep 1t on the top shelves in the
book stores.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
The Governors PRAYER.

Well, said the Governor of Manila,
if this is a Pacific squadron heaven pre-.
serve us from their quarrelsome one.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
Easy to Tell.

On being asked what letter comes
after A, wee Beth replied quickly,
1.-THE one that stings mamma New
York Truth
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
A Coquette.

A Coquette.
He saw a ring upon her hand
Ere he his love had spoken,
And SO he asked her if the gem
Could be another's token.
Chow can I teils" the maid replied,
While hope his heart imbueth.
~ never let my right hand know
The things my left hand doeth."
New York Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 489s.1

June s, 1898. :
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to commute to. cash and make final proof
proof will be made before the Regis
ter or Receiver at Santa Fe, N. NJ, on
July IS, 1895, viz: David l., Williams, for the
$. u 80. ", SEQ. IL, NV. u he. u, ne. a NV. Il,
sec, ~, tip. Tn.,r IL Q.
He names the following witnesses to prove
hisc%ontinuous residence upon and cultivation
OF said land, viz:
Phillip s. Twells, Simeon vivr ash, Archi.
bald Lamb, Charles s. Cowan, OF Rowe, N. NJ.
MANUEL r. OTERO,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
For POlicy's Sake.

"There is only N thing 1 ever do for
rolicy's sake"
whats that?"
"Pay my premium. New York Truth,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-06-21
National Educational Association Meet
ing, Washington, D. G., July 7-12,
10Q4.

For the above occasion the Santa Fe
Route will place on sale tickets to Wash
ingt0n, D. G., and return at a rate OF
$55. so for the round trip. Tickets will
be sold July 2, 8 and 4, good for return
passage until July Is. Extension Of
limit will be granted by ~depositing
tickets with and paying SO cents to the
FONT agent at Washington on or before
July IL, enabling holder to leave Wash
ington as late as August 81. 1898. For
further particulars call on agents of the
Santa Fe Route.
Fl. =. LUTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. j. BLACK, G. p. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
Story of a Slave.

To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains of disease is the worst
form of slavery. George d. William
of Manchester, Mich, tells how such a
slave was made free. He says: My
wife has been so helpless for five years
that she could not turn over ia bed
alone. After using two bottles of
Electric Bitters she is wonderfully i'm
proved and is able 10 do her own
work. This supreme remedy for
female diseases quickly cures nervous
ness, sleeplessness, melancholy. head
ache, backache, fainting and dizzy
spells This miracle working medicine
is a godsend to weak, sickly, run down
people. Price 30 cents. Sold by A.
G. Luken & Co.. druggists 3s::
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
Stood Osaib Off.

f. B. Muuday' leading attorney of
Henrietta, Texas, tells how he once
fooled grave digger. He says: My
brother was very low with malarial
fever snd jsundice. | persuaded him
t. try Electric Bitters and he was soon
muh better. He quit using it too
early and had a relapse; again took the
bitters until he was wholly cured.
am sure Electric Bitters saved his
life." This remedy expels malaria,
kills disease germs and purifies the
blood; aids digestion, regulates liver,
kidneys and bowels. cures eonstipa-
ton, dyspepsia, nervous diseases, kid
ney troubles, female complaints; gives
perfect health. Only 80 cents at A.
G. Luken Il Co.'s drug store. A
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
THAT ELECTRIC ROUTE.
DR.. Haldeman's Route to be In
spected by the Day ton
People.

Tie route for the electric road, as
proposed by Dr.. Haldeman of Cedar
Springs. is TO be inspected by the pro-
motors of the road. and perhaps ST
the same time by the local committee,
appointed by the mayor for the pur-
pose. The indications at present ap-
pear much more favorable for that
line, and the people of New Paris and
vicinity appear to think they have
practically gotten what they wanted.
Dr.. Loves is 70 be q, that place to look
over the ground, tomorrow or next
day. perhaps, and within a week or
more it will be known which route Is
to De used. Il is known that if the
company gets to come into the city
through Glen Miller aud along north A
street that privilege would be gladly
accepted in lieu of a big bonus. This
is hint worth considering by council
and all the citizens.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
THOMPSON STARR
And His lnjuries-The Falling
of the Flag Pole at Camp
Cuba Libre.
Indlanasolis soarnal j


Sergeant Major Starr of the I6lst
Indiana regiment. now in camp at
j Jacksonville, writes TO friends in this
city of the accident which befell him
last Sunday morning during terrific
windstorm. He says: The officers
tents were the first to crush
under tie fearful gusts of rain
and wind. | never vas in s.
hurricaL 2, but | think this approached
it nearer than anything could. The
eoIonel's tent came down IL turn aud
when I went out to assist IN helping
him fix | found him hanging for dear
life TO the guy ropes. The flag pole
stood about forty feet from his tent
and it was swinging to and fro ike a
piece of rutbsr. We had j ast driven
telt pin IN front and | WAS
bending over TO fasten the
rop the colonel was standing
with foot of me on one side AID
8 ,veral other officers and men on the
other. There was terrific crash and
| fell stunned to the ground. AS
rolled over | heard some one say:
Where did the fig pole hit hin r |
did not lose consciousness, but when
tried TO get up was unable TO move.
My whole rig at side seemed paralyzed
There is nothing serious about. but
simply a matter of time TO recover
from my b, used condition. | am
practically helpless on my right side
at present with the exception of my
right leg, which was sprained, but am
now beginning to bear a little weight
on IT. The piece IN falling only missed
Colonel Durbin's head about foot,
and the others by about the same
space, and lucky for them it was me,
for none of tae rest were in fayora-
BILE position to receive such a blow. ]
am doing nicely. and expect TO be able
to walk around in day or so. | have
been in the hospital three days, and
am receiving the best kind of care and
treatment.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10


Fine clock repairing. Haner's.
Spectacle fitting a speciality. Ha-
ner's.
"Finnigan to Flanagan at book
stores.
Spectacles correctly fitted at
Haner's.
| have exclusive sale of Winifrede
coal. Farnham.
+. w. Porterfeld. piano and pipe
organ tuning. Tel 1901. If
Mrs. A. g. Neal goes to South Bend
tomorrow to attend meeting OF the
w. F. M. S.
w. II. Englebrecht has returned
from Charleston, West Virginia. where
he was in the interest of the Richmond
Safety Gate company.
There was an explosion of natural
gas at the home of Otto Krone this
morning The explosion was of con-
siderable force, and might have done
considerable damage, but did not.
Rev. j. o. Ladbetter, candidate for
statistician, will speak for the Prohi-
oitionists OF the city building on We'd
uesday evening of this week. Prof.
S. c. Phillips solo singer of talent
and power will sing at this meeting.
Men and women of of all political be-
liefs are invited.
The Rev. H. j. Norris will lecture
at the Fifth street church next Tues
day tomorrow night. as substitute
for the Rev. A. E. Mahin, who has
been called away to attend a funeral.
The subject of Mr.. Norris very enter
tanning lecture will be New York to
Naples and Return
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
Sunday Question.

AT the temperance meeting at Rhoda
temple yesterday Rev. E. A. DeVore
gave an extended address on the sub
ject of Who is responsible for the
licensed liquor traffic?" Near the
close of his speech he referred to the
Sunday question, and that any mer
chant, business man or laborer who
stood for one day of rest and the hat
holiday should have at least the moral
support of all the churches and every
law and order loving citizen in the
city and community. This met with a
hearty response from the audience.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
Runge's corn meal is best.
Bio Ra,naina.

Tuesday from a. m. until 6 p. N.
we will sell
Best tin cans per doz. pc.
Finest sugar cured California hams
Per ID, ste.
High grade Indiana -four per % Id
sack, 40c.
Fancy white onions per PIX, 14c.
Fancy yell0a : UnlOns per PIX, III.
Fine salt pork per 10, 4c.
A good sugar cured bacon per 10 ,oc.
Best jelly glasses per doz. lie.
h. E. LANGDON & Co.
GA Main street. Phone $50.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
Health Office.

Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Emanuel
Ashenfelder, 307 north twenty second
street, a boy.
To Mr.. and Mrs. Everett Hiatt, los
north ninteenth street, boy, first
child.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
Getz sells frostine.

Do not forget the final musical club
chorus rehrsal at the First Presbyter-
ian church tomorrow evening from
to o'clock. mon tue.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
Richmond Palladium.
MONDAY. OCTOBER 10. 1895


WAsHINaroN. d. c., October TO-
For Indiana: Showers tonight or
early Tuesday morning; generally
fair; warmer tonight.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
Frostine makes molasses candy.

Grocers keep Runge's old fashion
Graham flour.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

Shuman & Sick sell frostine.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

Miss Joe Griffin has removed her
dressmaking establi shment from $50
Main street to 407 south twelfth street.
She will be pleased to have her friends
call. ST.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

Frostine makes chocolate candy.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

You Can Go to Indianapolis Next Sun =
day October IS, for One Dollar
From Richmond on Pennsylvania
lines, excursion train at $3.50 a. III.
central time. Non-transferable ex-
cursion tickets will be sold. Return,
leave Indianapolis, 6; 30 p. M. same
day, October 10th.
c. w. ELMER, Passenger Ticket
Agent.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

LosT-A half-grown cat. gray and
white. Return to 2ol south SKIP and
get reward.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

Try Runge's whole wheat -four.
Anyone can ice cake with frostin e
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

WANTED-Two or four boarders at
204 south fifteenth street. Business
college boys preferred.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

FoB RENr-Front room, e.e.rantly
furnished. open fire. bath-soasm ac
commodations. Enquire at lis. north
twelfth street. Got
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

Frostine makes French creams.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
Peoples Exchange.

a ADVERTISEMENTS un6e- the head of
TNWanted Situations, female help
wanted Lost, when not excet ding four lines,
inserted Rec in these columns.
All lads" for Real Estate Sales Houses for
Rent, Financial, and Miscellaneous
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

Frostine costs lie for one cake.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

For SALE-Grocery for sale on ac-
count of sickness, 331 south sixth
street. sep l626t
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10

For RENT-House of nine rooms.
bath. furnace heat. pleasant location,
at lis north eleventh street. For in
formation cell at 400 north tenth street.
sept30tf
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-10-10
LOCAL ITEMS.

Wall paper at Nicholson's.
Fine clock repairing. Haner's.
Spectacle fitting a speciality. Ha-
ler's.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-28
HE ACTED THE PART OF A GOOD
SAMARITAN.

Yesterday morning a white woman
named Lizzie Smith. who was released
from ',ihe county Jail on Wednesday,
was arraigned before the Mayor upon
a charge OF disorderly conduct, COM
mittel before She was sent 70 Lhc cOun-
ty Jail, for which his Honor fined her
80. y member OF the legal fraternity
VINO defended her at hcr trial in the
ccurty, stepped forward and said to hi3
Honor thGi. he was in no way interested
or employed by the woman, but as an
act Of humanity he would ask that she
DE allowed to go on her own recognize
ance. as she was not able to Fay Il
dollar fine, she having on the previous
day given Il mortgage on all her per-
SGnal effects ID secure her release from
the courIy jail, and that further con-
finement would be detrimt ntal to her
health. His Honor, after n few mo-
me4its reflection. placed the woman un-
der ats'olemn pledge to pay the fine as
soon as she could raise 1T, and she de-
parted in peace. The act of 'uhc legal
gentleman was compimentcd by those
present
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-28
PORTSMOUTH N EVYS
ONLY A JoKE.

'NIr. Sidney, James, the candy man,
representing the knight Of love at the
tournament yesterday, fell from his
horse and received very painful in
jury of the left leg
The above article was brought to our
office about 10 o'clock Wednesday
night, just before we closed up, by a
young man who said that Mr.. Julius
Dews. clerk in j. w. S. Butts store,
said please put it;in the paper for him.
knowing Mr. Dews as well as we did,
and not thinking that he was man
that would care to play a Joke on any
one at our expense, we cheerfully gave
space to the same. Yesterday MI.
James called and wanted to know our
authority for publishing the same. We
readily gave him the name of MIR.
Dews. Jokes in their place are very
good things. but when young men try
to play them on newspapers they some
times get the worst of it, and what
they say in the future, is generally
handled very carefully.
We make this statement in Difference
to Mr.. James, who says that he has
both friends and relatives who may
feel some uneasncss should they have
seen the article. We desire TO say
there was no truth in the article sent
u.s.