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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1898-05-01


Santander, salchich6n sVichs, membrillo do
Mallorcs, aceitunss negrss en- bsrriles, chorisos
Bilbao, frutas Monserrat, bacalso Escocia el
siempre solicitado vino Rioja Sagasta. En- el
Colmado de Cereoedo, Hermanos y Compahfa.
los aanos !. 1ssSs sssess. ss :sssssss ss's,ss 4
Bologna, jamon milanes, vino Chianti, idsm
Neviolo spumante, msntequills sPerelli., NOR,
tadells de Bologna, vino l&grima sCristy.,
vermouth sCinzano,, Fratelli Vixanty. Son
productos de las mejores fAbrioas de Italia. ~
Cerecedo, Hermanos y Onmpahfa.
81 Tnnfn -Unico dep6sito del ilessareditsda
h' 'vH'v' RON TOPACIO, las tres SSS.-
Este ron p6simo, internal mata gente, %
regala los tocayoa del estableoimiento 50
oentavos botells. .--Arecibo, cslle Pavfs no. 10.
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VA R | f D 4 D f 5.

LAS obleas medicamentosas que son grue-
sas, se rompen J Sc alteran, no pueden tomarse
sin un vase de aqua una ouchara. Para Ia
quinina, las sChpsulae de Pelletiers, las han
remplazado hsce afos; todas las familias poseen
hoy estas pequefas eapsulas, del grosor de un
guissnte, solub!es 8 inalterables, que ejercen
rapida acoidn permiten oonjurar una enferme.
dad tan luego Sc ipicis el estsdo febril que Ia
precede.
Ganta da Guetn - Acaba dc 'ecibirse que
y'"'o w 6"''V' so Reinoss, mantequills de
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1898-05-01

'ae naga impossible la adquisici6n de ali.
entos Plae clases indigentes, leios d,
''udar lsjor soluci6n del presente conflic
9, resultahe Sc lie esta preparando an nuevt
'.peoto contamsnte reflido con ell PATRIOTS
20 que q t debe inspirarnos. No quere-
oos que ns'rodigalidad en- los detallistas
pro estameeguros de que clos tambien
taran comics con nosotros, en- que no debe
iber exage' espeoulaci6n. Hablamos en-
,bre De Ia Cad, y esperamos que SO nos
; ienda. III 10 medic en- todo. "a ma nrne.
de moralid
~ beside rigurosos : lucidos exame
nan ootenel tftul o de profesoras ele
entales, las tritas dafia Rosario Bordona
dona hicaa.6pez Ramos, doi1a CUTLER"
ma GonzslesDfia Cresoencia de JESUS y
ms bea'rlz lalle; J ell de profesora su -
rlor, oona I, BordDnada. Felicitamos g.
mas senorita Gus respectivos padres.
| ~. In p, segin eel Autonomists, ,.
estsn organic actHamente varios ouer.
, provisionsla Vol,utarios para auxiliar,
E)erclto e1so nscesario. Tambien Sc.
9anlza un esot dc cabal!erfs.
|T - ia az llegxr aver Ponce Is
kcnision oe senNated raticos para exsminar
Aquellos alumle Is ensehanzs, Com
paen dichs con- dos seiiores don Eorioue
Aarez Perez dafsel Jsuer don Ma.
mel Teran.
~. Ampli| las noticias ooe dino.
emuestro numeAayer referentes los pre-
Paativos de guefe se estan hacienda en-
Hmacao: Declique el sefior Masfsrrer
Bsi1os tIaoa1a pformscidn de un cuerpo
de nachsteros, icen de ,,i.hi villa que
est "a es un necfc fconsti 4 la fecha de 345
honbres armados iachetes con cabos de
MADEIRA faorlca 1os snlsmo; ha sido nombra-
DO tercer lefe de dCuerpo, syudante Sc.
c!etarlo' don FranGonxa!ez Tagando. Ell
als'lhtiVo ae los sas es una escsrapela,
van vestldos col .rsjs habitual, di.tin-
guieodose los Jefe presan,aran hocam.n
gus encafnsdas. imero de hombres con
iue se esta tormanseceion de caballerfs
ii mando del sefloli Cabrera, asciende ca
-. Hacen fa'ta'etes J armas de fucso
,ara ooronar la oba aiotica de los humacae
los: Una vez tomdos bien los cusrpos
10 1uerza en- HumG estaran dispuestos 4
ocorrer 1 los veci1oN sgusbo, al las cir
unstancias fatalmm reouiriehen. Ri "A.
or don Juan GonA,omarciante de- Huma.
40, este prestando Duenos seryicios, asf i
ONO tambien &c di,e Dor sus esfuerzos
noaoes Ell seIlor doa % Alberty. FL Co.
lsnoants Mllitar, Sanchez Apellaniz,
osa gill de seneralspstfas, y su direction
J scertada. Y panlinar, nos dice ell ami.
. que nos trasmts anteriores datos:
Aquf, en- Humasas falts de caflones
nemos corazonee.,
~, Con c@ga drb6n de piedra ha
't.aoo noy al puero sta Capital, el vapor
giles specialist,
-. sEl Pafs' d. +, publica Ell siguiente
legrama:-sDlten paicos sUni6n, publ.
notlcla haberme Id para San Thomas.
esmienta listed tai .tlsto pablcsmente, y
ga estoy en- mi pueosra cumplir con mi
ber.-Santiago " y ahsde por 81
enta 10 siguients: s:-Eobsequio Ala iu.ticis
mos de signifcar, s.primer peri6dico que
hizo eco de Ia mott .que SO re6ere Ell an:
ior tslsgrams, faaefn- nos dioen, "Ls
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ore al hn haberla hallado cuando me eusonr. vua.
ma. Ante ell: mi voluntad desapareoe no exist.
sdc soya mi lnegencia sabe razonar ego "a
tener vountsd props mi opinion me par.os
ou a iaao oe suya que sin embargo ss basada
que muchas veees le habfs hecho sreer q m;.
mo que era 81 auen bab hscho sondsns ore,snSo
i un inoeenta ' o''Jenuoie sapspls
ON - Ouando me sncuentro su ado su conviction p.uetr.
en- mi SIN que 20 pueda mpedirIo- por dtim. r'A''"
ouando h.lais bajo su :inauen..?". n,.ann+t
Giberto ansiedad ' " "''"'-is Pfegunto
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quede bien por espacio de mes J medic. Luss
20 me atac6 de nusvo el dolor de cabssa J en-
tonces tome el contenido de tres pomos con los
onales nue. he ourado por complete.
(Del Diario sAdvsrces de Ogdensburg,
New York;
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1898-05-01

ra,oorsmse Cayo hueso disen q,
p'sa"; a;,o o.ntnrados vapores <Busnsventt
nan e.Io 'Iovor Sarrg Catalina, y sSaturnina
~ go ,n +omhel <Alfonso XII,, pero
Dioe'0 a; no)e dArsele cr6dito nngunt
"siTs g, n neusr.I Az Sc ha hecbo cargo del q
-:aIae ";v;i de iabana. III general Blanc
.""aonentr. Wv. aunts Clara donie hay un
lfortifcaci6n dc 40 a a:o o.uen'
~ Dice us1a aoHa, ,naH'" fpe 'c1.a Va s g1an Gu
, Ausias,no belly da.a 49, Pas'.I a,'u 1.a i'Se
la-compafifa. !, hatai,Ha ] ,Es.a.a'aa, % .ao"''s'ia
plon., .,, ~ "a presidencia del Cura parroce
s;ao luu.aS arse hoy una reunion de seforat
con objeto sr. msr. o. S Grn. pe,A ID '"''''p'
,ci6n nsoio,v vpso pa,. ID - n,ato,;aI n,,;
ss oticos versos con que nos ha ia
noy :sa un nigo. Probablemente tendremos
voleolu Iblicarlos ma1ans
= ticios prestados por la Guardia ci
- guardias civiles del puerto de
VII; ngel Velazco y Bernardo Ramos
Issoe' n eteuido en- Ia nadrugada del 20 del
rele.' vecino del barrio Puerto Real,
oorliet 9. tmilio Sanchez Pacheco, reclamado
NNado municipal de dichs isla por eau.
81. 4snurciado en- Comerfo un estableci-
"; M; cafe, por hsllarse alberto atlas no.
mf fnoohe
fa'El ilustre naturalista don Francisco
1Carets, ostedratico de- paleontologfa
shiversidad Central, acsba de publican
importante, verdaderamente mopu
u Titdlsse Paleontologta Esh'adigrdf
% cual Va publicando 81 primer tomo en-
ION II magnffoas laminas que represent
], psissjes paleontol6gioos mapas, etc,
ssmsfio natural ell fsmoso Meganewa, in.
carbonffero, desoubierto hace POGO en- las
cas- hulleras de Frsnoia, ell cual-tiene 10
fmetros de envergadura. La obra es inca
u genero en- Espafa y esta & la atura de
jmejores del extrsnjero.
/ -. FL 81 de Mario dtimo pasabsn dc
mil pesos los que Sc habrfan recogdo en-
Hsbans para fomento de la escuadra ma
nal.
-. Aver tarde-segdn Ell Buscapis-hsn
,ido celebrsr consejo los sefiores Secretaries
Despacho del gobierno insular, bajo la pre- {
encia de 8. 4. Ell Gobernador general. Ell &
Hsciends, sefior Fernandez Junocs, pensaba G
poner vsrios medios para arbitrar recursos
acer frente las necesidades econ6micss c
erentes al estsdo de guerra actual. c
-. Recortamos de "El Pafs": No es e
lble exigirle al comerciante que venda sus n
eaderfas precios que no le reiptegren su g
ital invertido, y que lie prcduzoan la natural e
idad que debe obtener por su labor: peso g
POGO es dable aceptar que aprovechando. &
9 Ia sitaaei6n, pretenda reslizsr grandes te
leias elevsndo fsbulossmente ell valor de
lrtfculos de primera Lecesidad. Nads sa- er
~ del comercio de esta capital que desdiga in
~ .eentido en- las actusles circumstances:
l., IL poblaciones de la isla sc nos comu- te
10 . s1.' no podemos Greer que Ia conti- ca
,el sos de Giarnos en- que escssez de dine D.
srm insds ,oor 81 POGO t.sbajo que hay di
braoero. , A'ae ago Parali.ado Ell movi' de
} com,ercisl, hAe dias De Verdadera din ca
en- las f.miliss pobres para adquirir Ia he
i'd sob,istencis !. II : esq situaci6n de %
i ps.etd.d, = g ,'s. an proosdimisnt0 | ts'
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dotes que reune 81 sehor Jefe de o P. FL en-,
tusiasmo que reina con motive de la question
hispana americana, raya grandfsima altura..
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
When welcom. Is Worn Ont.

An Ohio host, wearied out OF all en-
durance by the persistency of his guest.
chose as his medium the family prayer
after breakfast. and said: 20 Lord.
bless ouI visiting brother, who Will
leave US on the 10 o'clock train this
morning." l prefer the subtler and
more reverent method of another Ohio
an. the father Of william Dean How
ellis, the novelist. His practice was,
when a visitor had worn out bis vel
come. to be called away on business
and to say to his guest: II suppose you
will not be here when l return. 30
will wish you good-by." Excellent and
highly appreciated by the boys was the
formula used by DIR. Vaughn. when. as
headma ster Of Harrow school. he had
to entertain the highest form In the
school in patches at breakfast. Com
miserating the bashfulncss Of the lads
who did not leave and yet wanted TO do
50, the doctor would say-apropos of
nothing: Must you so? Can't you
stayr This was the signal for de
parture. l admire very heartily the
transposition Of blundering narrator,
who. in telling this story. gave the for
mula as Cant you go7 Must you
stay" A fellow feeling makes one
wondrous kind to this revised vers on
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07

Jecame greatly dilated. and that the
eye chambers reflected light in exactl.
the same way rs that of n human being
under the dilating influence of bella
donna. He discovered the same phe
nomena extended to cats and monkeys
when enraged and meditating mischief
but that when making an attack the
pupils became suddenly contracted.
1t is announced that the Trans Siberi
m Railroad will be opened to the pub
lie in 1904. When completed, a period
of thirty days will be sufficient to trav
el around the globe. Russia has devel
oped giant colonization scheme fol-
the new regions opened up. 1t involves
the transportation Of a million per
sons. two hundred thousand families
to the various localities selected. Tc
each family there will be assigned
fifty acres of land, with tools. seed and
the requirements for cultivation. The
government will see them safely
through the first year.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
Vfctoria's Pagoda.

It 10 not generally known that at Os
borne there Is a garden cottage in the
shape Of a pagoda. where none may
enter except her Majesty. This cottage
holds nothing but mementos of the late
Prince COnsort and relics of the
Queens youth, as we'll as the toys and
games Of all her children, many Of
which the Prince Consort made him
self, for he was no mean carpenter
There are also here wonderful fishes
caught by the Duke Of Coburg in Cana
dian seas. birds and tigers shot by the
Prince Of Wales while in India. a num-
my case brought from Egypt, and other
precious curiosities that are dearly
priced by the Queen, who visits this
family museum every day while at Os-
borne. and sits among the remains of
her own and her children's youth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
LiRhtfnR Mines.

The extending use Of electricity IL
well illustrated By its use for lighting
mines. The candle or oil lamp Of form
or days was not only dangerous in coal
mines, where there - likelihood Of an
explosion. but 1t furnished q very i'm
perfect light and compelled the miner to
work in semi-darkness. Small electric
lamps, to be carried by the miners, were
Introduced IN France; but they were
object3onAble On account Of their
wsisaat-nearly ave pounds-and also
because they would burn only . few
hours without being rechar1ed. The
lamps ars now being attached to tie
roo1o Of Tie Oaalefies, currents being e.
tabaAGhsd by meas Of wires. By this
means an abundance Of continuous
NCht u obtained, but care must b ex.
srcissd IN Insulating ths wires, to pre-
veue AGdetioa or sDafiEs which nigh,
Drsvoks - sxyaes1sa q Ignite sur
Seu11Ag Wss1-Wssk
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07

Love of reading enables a man to
exchange the weary hours which come
TO every one, for hours of delight.
To give strengthens a man; to receive
weakens him.
Errors IN religion may excite pity
hut never anger, in a wise man.
1t is the man who is trying to give
tho earth away who gets it for him.
self
Do not despise the small talents:
they are needed as well as the great
ones. candle is sometimes as use
rul as the sun.
Environments are the settings to the
diamonds of virtue and mercy.
About two thirds of infidel philoso-
pny is merely fool-osophy.
Ind that is capable of a real
sorrow is capable of good.
Professional infidelity does less
harm than ordinary unfaithfulness.
An affected fool is a great deal more
uncomfortable to meet than a natu-
raj one.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
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hHVRHTB6H

The loftiest cliff on the coast Of Eng
land is Beachy Head; height, 584 feet.
1t is said that 1900 species of plants
are gathered and used for commercial
purposes in Europe.
The annual increase Of the German
ma don during the last five years has
i;een more than FIVE times that Of the
French.
German experimenters have succeed
ed in producing an alloy of aluminium,
the precise composition of which is not
revealed. that is said to be superior in
luany respects to aluminium. The state
lne mt is made that this alloy, which
goes under the name Of vestadium,
weighs only one-third as much, bulk
for bulk, as aluminium. 1t Is white, can
be easily polished, and does not tarnish
on exposure to the air.
An unnamed balloon which started
from Paris and dropped in Westphalia
eached a height of about ten miles
and recorded a minimum Of SO degrees
F. below zero. A balloon carrying DR..
Berson from Berlin attained an eleva-
tion Of about eighteen thousand feet,
more than two thousand feet higher
than the summit Of Mont Blanc. The
lowest temperature that he experienced
was between 10 and II degrees below
zero.
In South Dakota most successful re-
suits are being achieved with artesian
wells. Their use for supplying water
for irrigation doubles and triples the
yield Of the land. A single well over
one thousand feet deep 10 cited. which
gives sufficient water for nearly two
square miles Of land. Other wells are
but one hundred feet deep. Even the
climate Of a region may be modified
by the surface distribution Of such
quantities Of water, and the conse-
quent vegetable growth covering the
otherwise almost barren areas.
Louis Robinson, in q recent number
Of Blackwood, gives the result Of some
Of his interesting investigations. He
observed that the pupils Of . fox
terrier. when teassd bsSo.d endurance.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
A Oar Load.

Very often you desire to know what
constitutes a carload. Well, paste this
In your hat and you will find an answer
handy. 1t is 20 barrels Of salt, 80 of
-four, 60 Of whisky, 200 sacks Of flour,
10 cords Of wood, 1s TO 20 head of cat
tie. 80 to co head of hogs. 80 to 100
head Of sheep, 5000 feet Of boards, H..
600 feet of siding, 1900 feet flooring,
AZ. 900 shingles, one-half less of joists,
scantling and other large timbers. 800
bushels of corn, 400 bushels Of wheat,
600 of oats, 158 Of hax seed. 200 Of ap
ples. $50 Of Irish potatoes and 5000 Of
bran.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
Dimcult 60 Stop.

Experiments seem to show that
large ocean steamer, going at nineteen
knots an hour, will move over dis
tancs Of two miles after its engines are
stopped and reversed, and no authority
gives less than q mile to a mile and
half a. the required space to stop Its
progress. The violent collisions IN
some cases during fogs may thus be
accounted for.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
In business, three things are neces-
sary. knowledge, temper and time
Feltham.

sary. knowledge. temper and time
Feltham.
The right needs no apology.
If we did but know how little some
enjoy the great things that they pos
sgss. there would not be much envy
III the world.
II is always best to avoid contro-
reisy with two kinds of people; those
uho cannot understand you and those
who will not.
In reading the future remember but
two living occurrences you can fore
cast: birth and death: all others are
visionary.
We pity the misfortunes of Others
no more from charity than from the
satisfaction that it amt us.
The defiant mob at Calvary caused
the display of the greatest heroism
the Christian world has ever seen.
Mourning over present troubles
makes US forget past blessings.
How queer It Is that those Tho op-
pose us are always obstinate, while
we are simply firm.
Whatever society adopts becomes
right and must be approved-no mat
ter what our objections may be.
Skepticism is not an end, but a be-
ginning, is as the decay of old ways
Of believing, the preparation afar of
for new, wider and better.
There's no reduction of the wages
Of sin" in hard times.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
Couldn't Think of It.

Hands upr yelled the train robber
a. he entered the car.
Pardon me-" coldly returned the
young woman from Boston, who occu
pied the first seat, ''bnt do not recall
that 1 have had the pleasure Of an in
PRODUCTION.
Then she raised her lorgnette to her
eyes and gave him a naughty highbred
stare that made him retire In confu
sion.-Chicago Post.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07

Tools Used by Pyramid Builders.
The laborers who built the pyramids
did not work under such disadvantages
as have long since been attributed to
them. Recent research shows tkat .hey
had solid and tubular drills and lathe
tools. The drills we're set with jewels
and cut into the rocks with keenness
and accuracy
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07

Mr.. De Blank 90 p. milf you dom,
want Clara to see that thing you are
making for her you'd bsster put 1t out
of sight, for she'll be up pretty soon. I
hear her in the front hall.
Mrs. De Blank-She won't be up for
an hour at least. She's bidding good
night to Mr.. NicefellO.-New York
Weekly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
His Proud Dcsccnt.

HIS Proud NceCcnt.
O'Brien-And so Jaykers Is proud av
his detcint. Is he?
McTurk-Yis. he Is turribly stuck up
about 1t.
O'Brien-Well, begorra, Oi've a Of,
av a descint mesilf to boast about o.
descinded four stories wanst whin the
ladder broke and nived sphilled brick I!
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07

II have had dreadful luck. This
morning I dropped my spectacles and
my wife stepped on them" That's
what call good duck. If had drop
ped mine I should have stepped Cd
them myself. f."-Chicago Record.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07

Information from Headquarters.
Mrs. Crowley-How does 1t feel to ta
the mother of countess?
Mrs. Scaddsleigh-It seems immense
as long as you're in this country. but
somehow, can't help thinking that the
old family servants are giving me an
all around josh when I'm over visiting
Sadie,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
Utility of Diamond Circular SAM

The use OF the diamond circular saw for
cutting stone is fa acilitatiDg the erection OF
the Paris Exposition buildings. The dia-
monds which form the cutting teeth OF the
saw are worth about So karat, and ARE
fixed in a steel disc over six feet in diane.
ter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
A Bride Tor People who snore.

At last a genius IN Tennessee has dis
covered a way to stop the snoring hab-
it. 1t consists of the simple bridling of
the mouth by means of bandages
which force the wearer TO sleep with
his mouth shut. Most snoring Is caused
by opening the mouth in sleep. The
jaws relax and the base Of the tongue,
the tonsils and the air passage sag in
the larynx, making it difficult for the
respiratory organs to operate with IA
cility.
The device Of the Tennessean is cal.
culated to close the mouth and to force
the wearer to breathe through the
nasal channels, which, according to the
laws Of health and the very physical
construction of the throat and larynX
Is the only way to breathe properly.
Those who have tried the bride say il
is uncomfortable at first, butwhen one
gets accustomed to it there are suffi
cient benefits to justify the pangs OF
the first few nights. 1t is also advan-
tageous to people who are troubled
with catarrh. but It's prime advantage
to civilization is the rapidity with
which 1t suppresses the mar who
snores and keeps the entire h0uss
awake.-New York Journal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
A RURAL VIDOCO.
Farmer Jason Tells About His eou'.
Experience as q Sleuth.

Farmer Jason Tells About His eon'.
Experience as q Sleuth.
II hear your son Jabe has gone into
the detectin' business" cheerfully re
marked the country storekeeper tc
Farmer Jason. as he added up the
amount OF the latter's purchases.
Yep: he has," answered the farmer
"He sees an advertisement in a city pa
per where he kin jire a detector agin;cy
ascending on S.. So he sends the five
which. by the way. he was a savin' up
t spend at next years country fair. In
answer he gets tin badge an Dip
lOIny which authorizes him [ roam iii
wide world an detect. The mornin
after he becomes a detector he COM {
down t breakfast late an says in 4
mysterious voice: I detects somcth n
wrong with tn way this yere bacon ara
fried! His mother takes clothes
stick an shows him where he is on a
false clew. After breakfast he thinks
he detects somethin' under tn barn,
an allows he'll investigate. There is a
polecat under that barn. an until We
Sirs tn clothes off'u tn boy an berries
them anyone In tn county could Il
detected him,
Then he puts on his best clothes an
goes out t detect tn feller tina; SOLE
Jabe Wilson's bay mare las week. lie
rides our ole roam horse and takes a
extry bride to put on the bay mare
after he has caught the feller an put
him in tn lookup. Up the pike he
meet feller what says he knows where
tn mare is an If my hoy lends him
tn bride he will go an get her. My
boy lends him tn bride an amt seen
tn feller since. l thinks he was tn
boss thief!'
DO tellr' said the open-mouthad cd
store-keeper.
Yep. TIL boy is home now a-wear
In that tin badge, an we've put him t
detectn' hens nests, an he's puffectly
happy"
We'll, well!' said the store-keeper
alphabetically. Don't be too hard
on the boy. neighbor. Lots 4 them city
detectors makes a heap wuss mistakes
than he didv-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-12-07
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