The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-06-26


ing.
Guide to Health and medical advice alb
solutely free Prof. Munyon, 1905 Arch
ST., Philadelphia.
veloped genius for marrying There's the
rub. How can a cook be expected to run
the gauntlet of coachmen, walters, buffers,
all of whom worship at the shrine of her
culinary genius? Her entrees are pitfall
to her feet; her pastry works her undoing.
Her salads move her masculine associates
to frenzied devotion. She doesn't realize
that it is her mayonnaise and not herself
that inspires impa ssioned wooing. When
the butler, moved 10 tears by the thought
of life which would be one continuous
round of game pates, implores her to be
his, she thinks the ardent lover wants a
queen, not a cook. If she resists the but
ler she goes down before the policeman
who samples her cookery at the area door.
If she lives in the country, safe from but
lers and policemen, a neighboring farmer
knows a good thing. Sooner or later she
falls a victim to her own genius, marries,
and is lost to fame, absorbed in general
housework. All the famous cooks have
been men, but there are scores of women
catering to small families who could give
the far-famed Joseph odds and beat him
if the fates had been propitious and ambi
ton or love had not crushed genius. AT
least that Is what women say,
AS for fashions, If women fail there,
there is no salvation for them. Naturally,
Worth and Felix will be cited triumph
antly in proof of the superiority of men
in matters pertaining to gowns, and the
list of men milliners is long and impress
sive but the fact remains that the sue
cess of those men is more a question of
business ability than of taste. Many of
the most commonplace gowns imaginable
come from Worth; and, give carte blanche
as to price which he received, and num-
Der of Partisan dressmakers could rival
him. Another important point is that
nine-tenths of the designing and almost
all of the execution in the establishments
bearing mems names are done by women,
and the executive management Is the
mans share of the enterprise.
In business matters women are willing
to acknowledge masculine superiority but
in matters of taste and fashion, no. There
woman will take her stand and claim SUI
premacy while she has breath and being.
The line must be drawn somewhere, even
by the meek woman.
There is a little feeling of satisfaction
in being told that one has unusual pow
ers, even if the powers are not those that
one is particularly dH&iOlS u nave n
woman, says the New York Times, who
was talking the other day with a promi-
nent Brooklyn lawyer, who claims to have
considerable knowledge of the laws which
govern the spiritual world, was somewhat
fattered to be told that she probably had
undiscovered powers of a mediumistic ma
ture. The conversation had been upon
some apparently remarkable revelations
which some Brooklyn people had had, and
the lawyer in the course of his remarks
was led to say;
Now, you are sensitive" using the
word in the spiritulistic sense. Il can see
that Immediately"
"Oh, but never could do anything"
exclaimed the woman, Il am skeptical' -
THAT doesn't make a bit of difference, -
said the lawyer. 81 know a man just like
that he was a perfect fool. He was
frightened half to death at the things he
did and his own powers. He was the worst
fool of the lot, and he was the best medium
we had"
The woman is now meditating upon
whether she was complimented or not
"How does your husband spend his time
in the EVENING""
"He stays at home and thinks of
schemes to make money"
'And what do you do with yourself when
he is thus occupied?'
"Oh, I think of schemes to spend it,
Exchange.
Eyes" said the bachelor as he asked for
more strawberries There are many people
whom we would cheerfully yea. gladly.
consign to worlds where the mercury
climbs higher than it does on the steel
battleships in Cuban water"
"Who, for instance?" queried the young
woman, she ever being an attentive listen
10,
opinions as infallible on all subjects earth
ly and terrestrial.
"Well, for instance: The woman who is
forever gossiping about the affairs of her
neighbors. We all know her. Without
her earth would be almost heaven.
with her we would send that other wo-
man who does light housekeeping in her
room in a crowded house, using the hand
some bathtub as a kitchen sink, and the
bathroom as a laundry.
ITO the same party we would consign
the individual who sits crosswise in a
crowded street car, occupying seating
room for two. This moral monstrosity
may be of either sex, but more often is a
woman than a man, I am sorry to say.
THE person who discusses physical all
ments at the table could also be dispens-
ed with, likewise the woman who compels
you to listen to a full account Of her
troubles with servants.
1--WE could also do without the strong
minded feminine persons whose chief topic
of conversation is the shortcomings of the
creature, man"
At this juncture the bachelor, says the
Pittsburg Dispatch. became aware that he
was storm center.
one maiden asked him fiercely if there
was anything personal in his remarks.
Being of a peace-loving disposition he
promptly fled.
Then the women consoled themselves by
abusing him, but what they said Is another
story.
"A Late Visitor.-''We heard a burglar
at our window last night, and what do YOU
think my wife said?" Goodness knows
what was it?" she said: Don't scare him
off Henry-mav be no ga tal ne SOM,