The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1898-02-06
SIZE WAKES WITH A LAUGH.
THE CHEERFUL ECCENTRICITY OF
cBIRMING MISS DoROTH1.

wherein y 1920 n.-.r.,.., rro...
OF 'ee =. RI. v..,.-r..-
-. s,,t and Some Other Fh,nrs.
cer"'-
Brooklyn ia"sel o,"AIa
thing about woman rc'en.,'; No N
mmo clever man me- sss,sasn,r.s@,
about therip sex 'nis .NsAssI".
edge. that ne piekoa up ~ s.'
startled MIN 80, no - 49, .ho.~es ss
yet he Is ON thV " - NJ. oorssn. 80 ~.
edge, so far as MS sis.eFsenu y a ~
aunts go, ana thosoo u - sI@V
ing a New YORK Riri u 'N'' y
mutual Glrl irionu. - III, 49,.
"fes, sho ID y moos -.
said tine woman anu, :. H"~ ia
extraordinary person. Nps
why I'm iohu VI Oo o se
Brooklyn lawyer 'otS
those sweet Behtio "Hye tnN'
men ike, OUT l must - s1usn' noI
was anything - 'NN~ y
Dorothy Ihiaet' 80 ~
mediocre person ihueeu.
"Mediocrei e.uouissou ~
thy mediocre' ina. sno"s my" W mon
know about u.s. nu' : w" ~ Nnow
that Dorothy san unusual ~ ~ y
when shc hrst wakes anu ,umps " : IN
Che morning. anu W,S" yS"aneN,ono
chance 10 stuu! ho' ns '',"N~ ""A'
mp with a laugh anu " Ioes go,
What Is there 30 rephAiA"'' "''u' 'na''
questioned the lawyer.
"Well, II you kne" women 'our 'uian task.
answered one Oh en. "n',is y W
fnd a woman VINO "aAoeu ."'eh,'s '" '"iA'
ing as IL Is " n"o q non ~ ssS ~"
do you mean " 'o' m' 'ne. u esefass
woman wakes up ~ . NV y s.u
eilcntt asheu INC ""'s' ' ny '~"sh'
on the cage Vi h's =
No. answered ,no "om u,'noa.of"S
woman IS grand; gIoohIs II Seoui.ar "nen sue
con comes ,s O" n ., d p bnt .so s' has nothing oue to saw Slp' sp Ui
I'll ~ Tho n,orr;o.t opin or o,,r,-
refuses 10 sm n,ss ~ son ,r". = so,v 4t tipo. Iur
49, b.,h T. so,omn sI,cnc. dresss. ,-i,h ~,
air of one dressing to go to the electric chair.
and, IL she must, breaks her silence when she
DO you mean to toll me that this lie positively
true T. asked the lawyer. getting on a summing
mp tone isit possible that novensts nave ae-
ceived men all these years; that these girls who
jump out of bed rOsy'eheekod. briRht.eyed, and
dealing IN repar'ce ,nat wouia nave pun aecrRe
Sand to shame are all creatures OF the imagina-
In , %y @ny e aess%s n a, sr niTass pictured my "lf'
.Imarine your picture over and pajpt her n
,,,iant ora,trra ~ d;nnorm a.r,rsnnaas,a,
t'dlNht creature u. a,nner' ufyly suggested
the wonan. You won't be 30 likely TO be dis
urp. -" h.a.ros,n ,ms, 80"
light after breakfast dwelling on the after
with emphasis. More wake up at dinner.
They are like owls. not wholly awake until the
-. ~
STARS CONE OUT or 10 put IL more literally untii
that way. I should think that she would be
worth her weight In canned goods "a
band. She vould send him about his
business in the morning in such high good
bum9r with himself and oil the world; and do
cess. Dorothy wakes mn Ia"ebipp'" When
asked what she is laughing about, which never
nsppens; ior .pther girls never ASK Questions
ready. She gets right mr. and. tbomnh sbe has
no moro "oice than n crow. sings. running up
sNn o nSown the scores IN ? way that would make
SIN So h,nny. so bapnv, This Ii,tIc
bird Is singing In my heart to-day She never
sa anu SUI Wnen putuhe On mr. ciotnes. put
over FOR her skirts. and dances a can.can almost
when she goes In search Of her waist. / can't
, Won So" nov "nasperiting rs ,or an average
with Dorothy. She has 10 laugh Mt her. and IL
puts her nerves on edge to laugh so early In the
woman, Mr.: Lawyer. Yon make up to
her, FOR she is, Just, tho woman You
heeu IN YOUR iNr. Sne " help you TO
make tho goal you have your eyes on by her
sheer goo ! huinor from carly morning until she
goes to bed again. She is n woman in q thon-
sand. she is. The woman who wakes, up in the
morning with a song or Il Jest or laughter on her
lips Is 2 rare bird"
Woll. I'm. hanged" he remarked, passing
nuncc on bimsel,.. and then FRIGHTENING up he
looked II the little bundle OF vivacity In front of
him and asked ~"aGerly:
.And, yo,, how do YOU wake upf'
Mol she said with n rising infection and a
twinEl" In her eye. 81 declineto answer on the
g"nn1t. OF characterization. Isn't that my
hsal rightF'
wom,,, ,.. -
Woman 8 neck Is almost ruined. The high.
ntiff linen collar has done 1t. Surely those OBJ
soryers vbo a,scora.oa ~ .o..,Lts--.~sL L..
..oun n"' nao
''oSI must have boon fashion writer's in their
.S. TIE high collar is extremely stylish. ia
comfortable. notwi,h,tandinr contsary aunear.
ahees, ana II Affords an easy. neat way of dress
~ tn" neck; but at the same time 1t plays
co,nmn =, ",u poets call the slender, marble
'",'nn OF milky whitcnoss and so on. One has
on'y 10 look carefully at the necks of tho women
,ha. 70 ' o"ii' at reception 10 see that
'heY aren't what they used to be. The high
.Inllpr hna 1nFt 90 ..--t- m 49,, O..