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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
500 500.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased TO
learn that there Is at leait one dreaded disease
that science has been able TO cure In all Its
stages, and that Is CataTrn. Halls Gatarrh Cure
Is the only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis
ease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. thereby destroying The foundation OF
the disease, and giving the PARENT strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
nature In doing its work. The proprietors have
so much faith In its curative powers, that they
offer One Hundred Dol ars for any case that II
fails to cure. Send for list OF testimonials.
Address, +. J. CHENEY &CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

"No, sir" said the clergyman who
was being criticised for not treating
current questions with more emphasis.
II decline to become an advocate on
any side of the question you suggest.
"But q number of people expect Ii of
you"
my dear sir, my mission Is to help
prepare people for life in the next
world, is it not?"
Certainly.
"Well, yon cannot possibly convince
me that there is any politics in heaven. y
Detroit FREQ Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Old Scrooge-Does "A mans lawful
title to his real estate extend up { the
sky as we'll az down to the center Of the
earth?
Lawyar-Certainiy.
Old Scrooge-Then as soon as they
get these new airships In running order
I'm going to put up a tollgate ON the
patch OF sky oven my house and collect
from every b~alloonatio that trespasses.
London Tit-Bits.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
Straight On.

woman, " the orator shouted. "once
her feet are ON the path of progress,
will go straight on"
And the unyocalized words of the
thought wave that ran through the vast
assembly were:
"Will her hat?"-Cincinnati En-.
quirer.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Aliens Foot. Ease, q powder for the feet
Ii cures painful, swollen, smarting feet and
instantly takes the sting out of corns and
bunions. It's the greatest comfort discov.
cry OF the age. Aliens Foot Ease makes
tight fitting or new shoes feel easy. II Is Q
certain cure for ~chilblains, sweating, damp,
nallous and hot, tired, aching feet. We
have over 10000 testimonials of cures. Try
II to-day. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores. BY mai for 25c. in stamps. Trial
package FREE. Address Allen s. 0lmsted,
lie Roy, N. Y.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
Information Wanted.

Bank PresIdent-Dld | understand
you TO say that a change of climate had
been recommended for you?
Cashler-Yes, sir. That Is why | de-
sire an earlier vacation than usual.
Bank Presldent-Who recommended
the change--your physician or your at
torney?
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

The "incalcnlable mineral wealth. of newly
found mining regions largely run by syndi-
Gates and promoted by trans portation conf
panies is in too many instances really a fable.
The products Of industry In legitimate fields OF
enterprise nearer home are far surer and prom
Use more stable rewards. No one will g unre-
warded in the matter of improved health who
uses regularly Hostetters Stomach Bitters for
malaria, dyspepsia, constipation, biiloua
uess, &c.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Miss Adsley-For my part, I can't
see why those people up at the Klon-
dixie should suffer from the cold at all.
Mr.. Dllkers-You know that 1t Is very
far north, of course?
Miss Adsley-Yes, but It is generally
supposed that everybody up there has
money to burn.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

I'm more thoroughly convinced than
even that II Is foolish TO write letters"
Aha! You've been getting into a
scrape, have your I hope it's nothing
that will prove to be serious"
Serious. l should say 1t was serious.
l wrote TO a friend of mine asking him
to lend me $50 and spelled his name
wrong"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

"oh, DEAR" sighed the young mother,
Il do wish | knew what to give the
baby to keep him quiet"
why don't you try arsenlc?" growl-
ed her bachelor brother. who was try
Ing TO read the evening paper.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

How about JET Dyersf" asked the
nan who had returned to the scenes of
his boyhood after a long absence; lis
be getting on any In the world!'
Gosh. l should say he was" replied
Deacon Hayricks; gifts on a spree ey.
cry chance he has"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
Beginning of Hostiiitie..

Mr. Perkley-Oh. II you could only
learn TO cook as my first wife did!
Mrs. Pe~rkley-1f you were as smart
as my dear first husband was you'd be
rich enough to hire the best cook In the
land.-Cleveland Leader.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

A decision by the United States Cour
of Appeals mt st. Louis seems TO es-
tablish as a principle of law the fact
that a foreign manufacturer working
under a foreign patent and manufac-
turing an article which has also been
patented In this country cannot import
and sell in this country the article SO
patented, the American patent giving
to the American patentee the exclusive
right to manufacture and sell here.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

1t Is an easy thing to be a millionaire
In Berlin. A yearly income Of over
5000. representing the interest on
100000 marks, is the qualification fof
that title. which Is enjoyed by 2.O92
Berliners. The richest of the million
aires has a capital of about $31, 100000.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
He Wanted Too Much.

Patient-Well, doctor. do you think
It's apendlcltisY
Eminent Surgeon-I never think, my
friend; | always know.
Patient-Yes, | know you always
know after the operation. but can't you
break over the rule and work up a little
doubt now!
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Mrs. Falrlelgh-Does your husband
ever compare your housekeeping to his
mothers?
Mrs. Wnrwick-Not now. He used
to. though.
Mrs. Fairleigh-How did you break
him OF II?
Mrs. Warwick compared his be.
hayior TO that of my FIRST husband.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
Sublime,

"Yes," said Miss Passelgh. Il enjoy
the society OF Mr.. Airylad. He keeps
me Interested. He is always saying
something that one never hears from
anybody else"
Really rejoined Miss Cayenne.
"Has he been proposing to you, toOT'-
Washington Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

wilson, hear that Anastasia
Hardroeks Is engaged to a French
count who has fought seven duels.
Copley-That fellow Is evidently de-
termined TO fool around till he gets
hurt.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
Sweet and Innocent.

Miss Passay-I was so embarrassed
last night. Mr.. Hnnkley asked point
blank why l had neyer married.
Miss CuttyDg-I wonder how he came
to do that-had he never seen you In
the daylight?
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
Malicious

Miss Lilly, yesterday evening l ex-
changed thoughts with the famous
Prof. Saduka."
"You-with him. No wonder he
seemed SO embarrassing last night
San Francisco Chronicle.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Poet-I sent a poem to a morning pa.
per last week, but for some reason 1t
has failed TO appear.
Friend-Did you inclose a stamp?
Poet-of course not.
Friend-Well, there's where you made
a mistake. Had you done so 1t would
no doubt have appeared In the mail
next morning.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
When She Forgets.

"Mlss Bramley Is so tender hearted
that | don't believe she would inJure a
flea"
Say, you ought to see her in n rush
for a bargain counter"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Maglstrate-You are d great rogue.
Prisoner-Not such a rogue as your
Honor-takes me TO be.
MagIstrate-Put your words closer
togcther.-Judy.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Robert Morris Bank of North Ameri
ca, founded at Philadelphia ut the end
of the year 1881. was the first banking
institution founded on the American
continent.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Found 1t Out
Bill-You know the gas companies
always threaten to take out your meter
If you don't pay your bills?
Jill-Yes; I've often heard that.
Il never knew whether to believe 1t
or not"
"Well?"
II didn't pay my bills last month"
whats the result?''
"T'm stIll in the dark."-Yonkers
Statesman.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
LET US ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF
VARIOUS HUMORlSTS.

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World Over = Sayings that Are
Cheerful to the Old or Young-Fnn-
ny Selections that You VIII Enjoy.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
His Way.

The Sultor-I love your daughter with
all the intensity Of my nature, sir.
Her Father-Yes-same way you
smoke cigarettes.
After that. Of course, nothing
could be said
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
Another Name for 1t.

Hlx-I wonder what drove Lushton
t drink?
DixITrouble, l believe.
Hix-What kind of trouble?
Dix-Hls troublesome desire for
whisky.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

AFTER being swindled by all Others. send
US stamp for particulars of King Solomon's
Treasure, the ONLY renewer OF manly strength.
MASON CHEMICAL CO., P. D. BOX AZ,
PHILADELPHIA. PA.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

ElTe Permanently Cured. No bts or nervousness
Itto after first days uie Of DR.. K lines Great
tie and treatise. DIR. r.. H.. KLINE, to-, $50 Arch
ST., Philadelphia Pa.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

The average person who sails into Q.
ciety exhausts all his ammunition the
frat night by telling all he knows.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Feeding with salt fat pork cut up is
said to be one OF the quickest methods
OF stopping poultry from the d~isagreea-
BILE habit of feather pulling.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Lawyer-Now you must be eoniden-
tial with me. Did you really rob the
bank?
Ex-cashier-No, sir. am an honest
man!
Lawyer-Then | can't defend you.
Where would my fees come FRONT
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

But isn't the game of golf rather tiresomei
You have to cover a great deal OF ground. =
Yes; but one doesn't mind that-his mind Is
30 taken up with trying TO think of the dialect. !,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
A She understood Ii.

Hell very seldom associate with any
one that knows more than l do.
She-What a dreary, lonesome life
you must lead.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES.

The vineyards of Italy cover nearly
5000, 900 acres.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

WEALTH.

The Roman penny was valued ut
about 10 cents.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Ella-Young Hinton is such an awful
bore.
Hattie-In what respect?
Ella-Oh, In several. He'a continu.
ally quoting the poets. for one thing.
Hattle-But | thought you were fond
of the poets?
Ella-So | am: but l don't care for
Photographic reproductions OF their
works.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
EXTRAORDINARY SALE OF VEIL
Giles.

The Columbus Buggy Co., 2l5 Market st,
Sau Francisco, will move June LIST to the Cor
ner of Main aud Market, one block from pres
ent location. We are overlooked for a dry
year and will sell before removal about 200 late,
elegant styles at Special Bargains.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

"Hit often happens said Uncle Eben. 'dai
er man will staht In wild de intention o. bein'
a p~eaoemaker, an wind up by simply complies
tin de fight"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Many Ways OF Cooking Potatoes.
There are 100 different ways of pre-.
pairing potatoes for the table.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
And Fine PIaya. Too.

He-What do you mean by saying
thdt your friends work is all play?
She-Lucy Is a professional pianist
Detroit Free Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
why Go Back 20 the Dead.

Critic-Byron It was, | believe. who
said he would rather have written the
"Eiegy in a Country ~Churchyard'' than
any other poem in the English Ian
guage.
Nersely-Yes, but Byron died more
than forty years before we were born.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Mrs. stitties-Teil me, Mary, what 10
your impression after living In so many
families?
Mary-It has always surprised me
what curious women men took for
wives and what odd creatures women
chose for Observation-Disclosures Tran
script.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

A serious tangle is often the result Of
q matrimonial knot.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
re couidn,t Help 1t.

young Airly, the lawyer. seems to
have a very high opinion of his call
ing"
why not? His Office is on the four
teenth floor"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
AN OPEN LETTER TO MOTHERS.

We are asserting In the courts our right TO the
exclusive use OF the word "CASTORIA," and
"PITcHER'sc ASfokIA," as our Trade Mark.
l. DR.. Samuel Pitcher. ofHyannis. Massachusetts,.
was The originator Of :" PircHRR's cAsroRIA,"
the same that has borne and does now bear the
fac-simile signature Of CHAS. II. FLETCHER ON
every wrapper. This Is the original PITCHERS
cASToRIA" which has been used in the homes
Of the mothers of America for over thirty years.
Look Carefully at the wrapper and see that 1t Is
he kind ,oa have alpays bought, and has the
signature Of cHAS. II. FLETCHER on the
wrapper. Nc one has authority from me TO use
my name except The centaur Company Of which
Chas. ii. Fletcher is President.
MaycA 4, 1897. SAMUEL PITCHER, Md.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE.

It's the quality that's high In TEA Ga RDEs
DRIPs, ToBoGGAN MAPLE SYRUP and PELICAN
LOUISIANA MoLAssEs. For sale BY hrst-class
yrocers in cans only. Money refunded II goods
are not satisfactory. Don't accept an imitation.
See that the manufacturers name is itho-
graphed on every can.
The PACIFTC COAST SYRUP co.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
A sagacious Animal.

Anything wrong WI the SOW. John
nieT'
NO. She always shams sick O. fair
daysr'-London Punch.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Eyes, sir. I've often heard him tell
how, when he came here fifteen years
ago. all he owed In the world was a
dollar and a quarter. and last week he
failed for q million. "-Detroit Journal
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
The Advantage of Being Nobod.

Klrkley-I don't believe In workin' SO
hard as you do. ! believe In havin' a
good time as you go along. Who cares
what people thinks of us after we're
dead?
Worthing-lt's all right for such fell
lows as you to talk that way. You're
on the safe side. Nobody viii think of
you at all after you are dead.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

His success In a financial way has
been something marvellous"
.YaaIv
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25
salt in ocean Current,

The polar currents contain less salt
than those from the equator.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

But of Course They Don't Tell.
"A man is known by the company he
keeps
"And a oma by her dresgmaker,"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-25

Two bottles of Piso's Cure for Consunp-
lion cured me of a bad lung trouble-Mrs.
J. Nichols, Princeton. Ind, Mar. 20, 1895.
The San Francisco call., 1898-09-23
MONTANA'S GOVERNOR AS
 A POLITICAL ACROBAT
Leaves the Populists and Returns to the Democratic Fold-Two
 Tickets Nominated.

ANACONDA, Mont, Sept 22.-The Democrat, Populist and Silver Republi- can State conventions resumed their ses- sions this morning. The sensational feat ure of the day was the action of Governor Robert B. Smith. He was a Democrat until 1894, when he turned Popuist. He was elected Governor in 1896 by fusion of the Populsts and Democrats. He was delegate to the present Populist State Convention. This morning the Governor bade goodbye to the Populists and vis- ited the Democratic Convention, where being accorded the privileges of the floor he announced a desire to re-enter the Democratic party. He was warmly well comed.
 The Democractic convention nominated a straight ticket, namely: William L Pemberton of Butte for Chief Justice of the Supreme Court; Wflber T. Piggott of Great Falls for Associate Justice; A. J. Campbell of Butte for Representative in Congress, Henry c. Rickerts of Boulder for Clerk of the Supreme Court.
 The Populists and Silver Republicans fused with these nominations: Chief Jus tice, Theodore c. Brantley, Republican of Anaconda; Associate Justice Henry Smith, Republican. of Helena; Represer- tative in Congress, Charles s. Hartman Republican, of Bozeman; Clerk Supreme Court, Oliver Holmes. Populist. of Great Falls
The San Francisco call., 1898-09-23
COUNTY AND DISTRICT
 CONVENTIONS OF NAPA
Republicans Nominate Tickets and Hold Big Rally in the
 Eveni0r

ST. HELENA, Sept 22-The Republi- can County Convention of Napa County, which met in Turner Hall, St. Helena, to- day, consisted of sixty-seven delegates, representing twenty-five precincts. Dr. E. J. Hennesey of Napa was chosen chairman and Felix Grauss of Calistoga secretary, Frank Levy of Napa assistant secretary.
 Nominations were made as follows: As- semblyman, Eighteenth District, Owen Wade of St. Helena; Sheriff, Robert A. Brownlee of Napa; County Clerk, Nelson ". Collins of Calistoga; Assessor, H. M Meacham of Napa; District Attorney Tax. Collector, L. T. Hayman of Napa; Auditor. and Recorder, Robert Corlett of Napa; Superintendent of Schools John A. Imrie of Napa; Coroner and Public Ad- ministrator, R. h.: KyseE of Napa; Sur Veyor, J. M. Graham of St. Helena.
 The district conventions nominated the following candidates: Hot Springs Town ship-For Justices of the Peace, J. C.. Nixon of St. Helena and J; F. Gerber Rednaii of calistoga, s. F. Graves @ of Calistoga. Knox Township-For Justices of the Peace, John Hunter and k. J. Okell; for Constables, c. B. Sweitzer and stable, Fred Miller Napa Township Justices of the Peace, William Bradford and D. Monroe; for Constables, George Secord and R. w. Mckenzie. Milton Withers was nominated for Supervisor for West Napa District ].
 This evening big Republican rally was held in Turner Hall. D. B. McKinlay of Santa Rosa T. B.. Hutchinson of Napa and others were the speakers. An i'm thusiasm was displayed at the opening of the campaign.
The San Francisco call., 1898-09-23
YACHTSMEN TO BUILD. Corinthians Have Decided to Enlarge
 Their Quarters.

A special meeting of the members oi the Corinthian Yacht Club was held lasl night in Red Mems Hall, 510 Bush street, to consider the advisability of building an extension to the boat-house at I1pu- ron. Of the seventy or more small boats at present belonging to members only about one-half can find shelter. Designs providing accommodation for GA boats Tn addition to those for which space Is now provided have been prepared by Havens, & Toepke, and were examined by the members last night. It was stated that estimates of the cost of making the pro- posed additions had been made by various contractors, and that none of these ex- ceeded $9O0
 It was unanimously decided to make the suggested addition, and the board of di- rectors was empowered to borrow what ever sum of money, not exceeding $l000, might be necessary.
 The present veranda of the clubhouse will be extended, and the new 6oat-house built out over the water in the direction of Angel Island. A passageway 15 feet wide will give access to the new boat house, and on each side of it there will be space for a double tier of boats The additional veranda space above the boat-house will be very useful at all the thickly attended entertainments given by the Tiburon yachtsmen.
The San Francisco call., 1898-09-23
NEW CATHOLIC EDIFICE. Sacred Heart Church to Be Solemnly Dedicated Next Sunday Morning.

The new Sacred Heart church, the im- posing Catholic edifice which has been in process orserec.ion for the past year or so will be solemnly dedicated next Sun day under the auspices of Archbishop Riordan.
 The ceremony of dedication will com mence with solemn high mass at II o'clock. The Rev. Father McSweeney of will be assisted by Father Powers of Livermore as deacon and Father Brady as sub-deacon. The address in honor and commemoration of the occasion will be delivered by Father McNally of Oak land.
 Immediately after the celebration ef mass the Archbishop will consecrate the name and under the patronage of the Sacred Heart
 The designs of the new church conform rigidly but gracefully to the Romanesque order of architecture. The entire work of designing, planning and building was in the direct charge and under the im- mediate supervision of Architect T. J. Welsh.
 The foundation of the new building is of concrete, while the building proper is constructed and finished in Roman brick and terra cotta.
 The large and extensive basement of the church will be used by the clergy for the purpose of appropriate meeting and as- sembly rooms for the different societies of the church.
 The seating capacity of the main church is 1000. including the galleries on either side. The cost of the structure, exclusive of pews. Is s4S,000. The entire cost will be about $75,0O0.
 A charitable fair for the purpose of de-