The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-06-23
General Miles Bound 10 OUTFLOW
lreland'S Big Wind.
ARMY LAWN TENNIS EXPERTS
TIL Gin'rai Arrives Fully Prepared f'r tn
Bloody Wurruk OF War" Received
With Wild Cheers Of $780,
900 90 Soldiers.

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Fine; fine. 1t makes me hear-rt throb
with pride that I'm citizen iv the Sixth
wa.ard."
Has tn ar rmy started f'r Cuba yet ?"
"Wsn ARMY, says ye? Twinty Las
Choosdah an advance army iv wan
hundred and twinty thousan' men land
ed firm tn Gussie, with tin Thousand
csnnons hurlin' projick-tyles Weighn'
eight hundrhed pounds, sioenteen miles.
Widnesdah night Il second ar rmy av in
jineers, miners, plumbers and lawn ten
mis- experts, numberin' in all four hun
dhred an eighty Thousand men, ARMED
with death dealn' canned goods, was
hurried to Havana to storm tn city
Thursdah mornin' three thousand full
regiments iv trough riders swum their
hor.rses scrost to Matoonzas, an afther
spirited battle captured the Rainy Girls
tiny golph links, two up an hell to play,
an will hold thin again all corners. TIL
same Afternoon tn regular cavalry, con-
sistin' iv four hundred an eight thousan'
well mounted men. was loaded aboard
tn tug Lucy j., an departed on their
arrend v death amid tn cheers iv eight
milyon sojers left behind at Chicaka.
manga. These cavity III cooperate with
Commodore Schlow, an whin he des-
throys tn Spanish fleet, as he does ivry
Sundah an holy day except in Lent, an
finds out where they ARE an destroys
thin, aither batterin' down tn forts
where they are concealed, so that he
can't see thin, but thinks they ARE on
their way FIR to fight Cousin George
Dooley, tn cavity will make dash back
to Tampa, Where Gin'ral Miles is pre-
parn' to desthroy tn Spanish at wan
blow, an he's the boy to blow.
9TH ginral arrived tn other day fully
prepared fr tn bloody wurruk iv war.
He had his intire family with him. He
ERODE recklessly into camp mounted on
superb SPECIAL ca-ar AS himself au'
Uncle Mike Miles an Cousin Hennery
Miles, and Master Miles, aged 8 years.
dismouted firm tn SPECIAL train, they
we're received with wild cheers be ell ut
millyon iv the bravest soiers that liver
gev up their lives tr their country. Tn
press cinchorship is go pow'rful that no
news is allowed to 90 out, but / have it
from tn specyal corryspondet iv meself,
Clancy the butcher an the City Direch-
try that Gin'ral Miles instantly repaired
himself to tn hotel, where he made his
plans f'r cr-rushin' tn Spanyards at wan
blow. He will equip tn ARMY with
blow-guns at wanst His uniforms ARE
comm down in SPECIAL steel protected
bullyon trains from the mint, where
they've been kept f'r year. He has or
dhered out tn gold reserve f'r to equip
his stsuff, numberin. eight thousan men,
many sv whom are cluomen, an as soon
as he can have his pitchers took he will
crush tn Spanish with wan blow. Tn
purpose of tn gin'ral is to permit no de-
lay. Decisive action is demanded he tn
people An whin tn hot air masheens
has been stint to tn front, Gin'ral Miles
will strike wan blow that'll be tn DOM
dest blow since tn year iv tn big wind
in Ireland.
''Iv coorse they'se dissinshuns in tn
cabinet, but they don't amount to much.
TIL Secretary iv tn navy is in fayvor iv
havin' the Spanyards all sawed into two
be four jsts, an tn Secretary iv tn
threasury has a scheem iv ruinn' thin
be lindin' thin money. Tn Secretary iv
tn navy wants to sue thin befure tn
Massachusetts suprame coort. I've
herrud that tn president is arrangn' q
knee drill wuth tn idee iv prayin' the
yillyans to tn divvil. But these differ
ences don't count. We're all wan peo-
pie, an We look to Gin'ral Miles to des-
throy tn Spanish with wan blow. Whin
it comes trees'll be lifted out be the roots /,
Moro caste'll cave in. an the air'll be
full iv Spanish whiskers. A long blow,
a sthrong blow, an blow altogether.
That's the motto iv the administration. 4"
"We're a great people," said Mr..
Hennessy, earnestly.
"We ar-re," said Mr.. Dooley. I'VE
ARE that. An tn best iy it is we know
We ARE. Chicago Journal.
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