New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-01-09

Parliament prohibiting masters ana ms.f esse ,
from exacting more than ten hours DAY OF "orN
from domestic servants.
Acouitted-"I am Innocent" he protested.
The mob was sweeping the GUARDS ss''o
bow Tow Of the sedge, and the gred door OF the
cell gave way. , 49, ,o,o ahou,
his neck before Heaven Innocent.
~ w. i thev excaim. he must be innocent. or
the law would have saved him from .b us; q, the
touch OF ogic.-(Detroit Journal"
The markets IN Omaha are overstocked with
ane rabbits. which are selling as low as % ana 81
cents Il Dozen Strange It may seem says
.rhe Rec" OF that city, 1.-The rabbit Is not the
poor mans game. All attempts to induce the
poor OF the cities in this country ana Ensiai.u ~
buy rabbits on the ground that they are cheap
and wholesome have failed. Australia cou'u sup
DIV the poor Of all London and then have plenty
Of rabbits to spare. but the poor despise the
rabbit At the same time he Is welcomed 10 the
table Of the wealthy. and Is esteemed as 'oo'"-
some morsel"
A colored evangelist. who soliciting sub sub
scriptions for de 20 heather sinners what I've
..6es think or dem. dear brothern-dem pc; be-
nighted people-goin eroun stark naked IN Ia a
- vine ter, Not stitch er coze ter dey backs
Bat just here an old deacon arose as.o Sna SAID
well" exclaimed the deacon. bringing MS rs,
down on the pew railing. what wants ter Know
is dis What does dem naked heather n, want 1r w,a
c61r A. IN ray needs mos Is
Constitution.
Alban Leal OF West Chester. Penn, who has just
dod was n genuine "old sexton" For ffty-fve
wears he was the sexton and gravedigger OF the
old Birmingham Meeting House. Of that town.
which was used as hospital after the battle OF
Brandywine
Not Just as He Meant-Johnson wants 10 Dor, Dor
row some money Of me- DO you know anything
him have n cent."-Qndan apol's Journal
II "a said that Adam Weeks. who is now living
in Ventura County. CAL. is the only person living
who saw James Marshall pick up the first gold
nugget in California.
Mayor Van WICK is evidently peppSfy he fe SN;
damned The Peope scoSed the pF ha
off politcians' heads in his office. and sharply
turned out Of that sacred place Joe" Chester
Geld who has sa To W he sn 6e an or nave in
one ine-hc doesn't owe his temper TO Croker
Springfield Republican
Robert Sherwood. aged pioneer OF Michigan
says that he has hunted and trapped in every State
In the Union.
An excellent story is told Of former president
VI Tie ,' one night caught student, helping himself
to wood from his welned she'd and yo Goliq non
what authority have you for taking away that
well cir" replied the student mindful OF his
Latin syntax. opus and usus signifying need re-
qu're the ablativs ,,, i, tie. =, .,
self hut he said. Gravey Take IT, my boy take
it and welcome But Whn you 6 have ys n seats asa
thority than that"-(Youth's Companion
Tho general impression that have only
recently been employed in business houses is not
correct Miss Emeline f. Woodbury.. who has just
died was fer nearly fifty years the bookkeeper IN
a Boston business house. and she succeeded an
other woman who had held the same place
nevot o9 Gemlem2H (pS by 40 % "Es 4. e
the trouble to leave my home and come over here
and speak to you thus T2n Phg boy ,e
yeow olkes TO ear yourself taak. sur!-CrIt-Bits
That representative Unitarian journal. The
Christian Register" OF Boston celebrated the
wear by absorbing "The Unitarian" and The Old
and New" II has adopted the folio form. and
under the vigorous policy OF its new editor. the
Rev George Bachelor. II promises to be better
than ever.
Playing for satety-'T guess" said Maud.
thoughtfuly. that won't play anything but
"iiut great many people don't enjoy IT," replied
II know IT. But they have to say us good be-
cause they don't know whether make mistakes
or not"-(Washineton star
The recent frost did great deal OF damage to
the young orange trees In the northern part Of
Florida James \. Hayden OF Willimantic. Conn.
who has an orange plantation at Palmetto. Fla.
has received word that his loss Will be about $50 coo
Theory and Practice.-Mme. Tweedledre (prnci-
pal 81 great dramatic schooD-l was sorry
could not be present AT your debut last night.
Did YOU follow my advice. and hold your powers In
check during the earlier acts. TO reserve
yoursel: for the Erand climax In the fourth act?
New Society Actress-l-e-s.
Mime. Tim so glad. And didn't the audience
80 perfectly wild that grand cllmacteric scene
In the fourth act?
New Actress (sadly)-They went before the fourth
act-all Of them.-(New-York Weekly.