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The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1898-08-09
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Honolulu, Aug. I, 1898. Proprietor.
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FOR SALE OR LEASE.

A FIRST GLASS RESTAURANT IN A
IA good central position thoroughly
furnished and equipped for business, and
doing good trade.
j. II. MILLS,
911-tf Cor. Merchant and Alakea Sts.
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SPANISH Jokes.
Nearly Every Man Has . New Joke to
spring ON Some One Else.

Nearly Every Man Has . New Joke to
spring on Some One Else.
There is a plethora Of Spanish Jokes
on the market. Nearly everywhere n
goes he meets the man with a new n
to tell. and sometimes the same joke is
inflicted upon the same man a dozen
different times a day. The following
jokes have been sprung hundreds Of
times and there are men carrying huge
guns in their hip pockets for the man
who perpetrates one of the fuzzy chest
nuts:
The joke on the Spaniards who were
arrested for eating peanuts on Brook
Ign bridge and throwing the shells in the
Brooklyn navy yard.
The joke on the Spaniards who were
arrested for walking on American flags
In Broadway, New York.
The joke on the bartender who was
arrested for selling schooners TO two
Spaniards.
The joke on the ~remodeling of Brook
Ign bridge. because IL Is tw~o-span-ish.
The joke on the removal Of the ships
at Key West because the government
found it couldn't afford to keep the fleet
in Florida water all the time.
The Hayes explosion-being the joke
on how the wind blew up the creek.
The joke on the Spaniard who was ar
restel in a hotel for blowing up the
speaking tube
The joke on the closing of the public
libraries for fear the magazines would
blow up.
The joke on the Spanish having de-
stroyed one of our warships-generally
impaired as a brand new item of news
fresh from the bulletin boards-mean
ing, of course. the Maine
The joke on the American boat going
down with all on board, meaning the
Holland.
And all jokes on Manila papers. Ha-
rama filters, ''pignacious" Americans,
Spanish buns. Spanish olives. Spanish
stews. not forgetting Simpsons bearded
strength and puns on Dewey.
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OLD O RECALLED.
II. l.. Frank Gives 1t to the San Fran
cisco Call Reminiscent

Some time ago." said H.. l.. Frank in
conversation at the Palace last night,
there died in Montana a man. Colonel
Thornton by name. about whom a num-
Der of funny incidents have been relat-
ed. He was a native of Missouri, a
fine specimen of manhood, and was very
emphatic in the manner of expressing
himself. The colonel held the position
of penitentiary inspector some years
ago. and was i'm the habit of making his
tour of inspection on a saddle mule, an
animal especially fitted for travel in
that mountainous district by reason of
his great strength and sure-footedness.
One day the colonel vas visiting one of
the prisons, and after tying his mule to
a fence rail he went inside to pursue
his Investigations. A trusty who for
a long time planned a little scheme of
escape on the colonel mule. watched
his opportunity. and. untying the brute.
he jumped on his back and was soon
speeding off for the mountains. At
that the colonel himself came
nut of the prison for some purpose or
other, and at a glance took in the stu
alton of the fleeing convict. Gazing i'm
amazement not unmixed with admira-
ton at the bold dash for freedom, the
colonel threw his hat up i'm the air n
yelled vociferously. Go il, you liberty
loving cuss. go it, and soon the escap-
ing trusty was lost to view in the re-
cesses of the mountains
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ANACONDA news.
FLOWERS ON THE GRAVES
:. A. R. and, School Children
March to the Cemetery.
OF PEOPLE GO
Many School Pupils wend Their Way to
theC City of the Dead and Decorate
Graves-The Faithful Vets
Do a Noble Duty.

Despite the disagreeable weather. the
Intermittent fiurries of snow n the
cold, raw wind that blew all day long.
there was a very large gathering Of peo-
pie at the cemetery yesterday afternoon.
Before 2 O'Clock the G.. A. II. post and
school children formed in line on Main
street and marched to the graveyard.
There were no organizations or other
bodies i'm the procession. The school
children were in charge Of the teachers
of the several grades and they all made
a very pretty appearance as they walked
up Main street to the silent city pm the
elevation just south Of town.
Arrived there, the procession disband-
Cd. the soldiers at once decorating the
graves Of members of the post and the
children strewing flowers over the
graves of relatives and friends. Besides
the soldiers and children there were
many citizens there also. People began
to go up there i'm the forenoon. and
they continued to go until far into the
afternoon. While hundreds went to the
hills the day before to gather flowers.
nearly as many went out yesterday
morning to gather more. and altogether
there was an abundance of them strewn
over the mounds Some of the decora-
tions were most beautiful. choice cut
flowers, placed by loving hands, reposing
in all their sweetness by the head
stones. and wreaths and anchors were
among the offerings.
Commander T. c. Davidson of the G..
A. r., department of Montana, made a
few appropriate remarks at the grave
yard.
The return to the city was made about
4 O'Clock, after which a few members
of the G.. A. X. drove down to the ceme
terry east of the city and decorated the
graves of old soldiers buried there.
1t was expected that some of the vol
unteer companies being organized here
would march with the veterans, but they
did not. probably because they were
working and could not possibly get off
to join the procession. One veteran, a
m of the post. said yesterday:
1--WE carried out our programme. We
asked the children to join us. and they
did so, and we commend their patriot
ism. We also invited the citizens gen.
orally and the new volunteer companies,
but I'm sorry to say that not n
marched with us. Some days ago 1t
looked as though the citizens might take
the entire matter in their hands and
lead in the ceremonies of the day. But
the ones to take up the matter at last
and carry the plans out were the old
soldiers and the school Children"
There was also a large gathering Of
people at the Catholic cemetery. where
flowers without number were scattered
in profusion. The raw wind made the
long journey disagreeable. .
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WRECK ON THE STREET.
Farmer Mitchell Comes to Town and
Loses n Wheel.

4 0rmer N1ltcnen ZONES 10 Town ana
Loses n wheel.
There was great excitement on East
Commercial avenue yesterday after
noon when Farmer Mitchell. the we'll
known and owner of the upper valley.
suddenly commanded his team of bays
to halt and allow him to step out of his
spring wagon down n the muddy
street and walk back, pick UP his or
front wheel and put it back in place
a Memorial day. Mr.. Mitchell was
driving along i'm a dog trot down the
street, meditatively. c~ontentedly. He
acknowledged occasional greetings of
his riends when they saluted him and
drove on thinking. no doubt. that he
was going to ride away down home
without getting his feet wet, and prob
ably sympathizing with his city friends
for being obliged to walk through the
mud that covers most of the crosswalks
in Anaconda. II was drizzling, and
Mr.. Mitchell tucked the comfortable Jap
robe snugly around his lap. n drove
on. A gust of wind threw sheets of
horses logged along assisted by the
breeze that pushed them along. In
front of Cress' drug store the
came to a sudden halt. on came the
on" wheel and down came the front
axle. and Mr.. Mitchell stepped out into
the mud and fished the wheel out of a
pool and put 1t back. with assistance
freely offered. n continued to drive
on. Men n boys rushed frantically
into the street. Others at a distance
observed the unusual commotion and
FASTENED to the scene. Soon there were
500 gaping rubbernecks looking at the
farmer as he drove on. One excited in
dividual started the report that Mr..
Mitchell's team ran away and killed
the driver" Another remarked that IT
was only a broken leg. while another
thought ii was simply a sprain, and
MI. Mitchell set at rest all theories by
remarking. as he stepped with the agil-
ity OF a cat into his ago after the
wheel had been put on again: "A
team couldn't run in this dod gasted
deep mud"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-05-31
POLICE SUBJECTS.
More Offenders to Be Introduced to
Judge Fitzgerald,

More Ohenders la lie introduced 10
Judge Fitzgerald.
Frisco Nell and Nancy Hanks. arr
rested Sunday for grand larceny. spent
a quiet day in jail yesterday and
didn't AXE anything from anybody but
some SOUP ard fodder from the jailer
at regular meal hours. n this they
were welcome to. Nell was gSeatiy
vexed by the persistency of a herd of
c~ockroaches i'm making a landing under
her pillow. She could not control her
temper until she had killed seven of
the ~intruders: then she reclined on her
cot and dreamed of her ildh days,
when she used to chase butterflies and
drink buttermilk: of the days vi her
young ~womanhood, when she fell,
wounded by the sting of Cupid's ar
row: of the intervening years which
separated those moments of bliss from
the days of degraded toll In the slums.
and of the sober. quiet hours of refec-
ton after a weeks in Main
Vile, when she awoke with a start as
the verdict of the cockroach jury was
read, finding her guilty.
Nancy o ii more philosophically.
She knew what she was there for. and
concluded that If she could stand II,
the reaches ought TO. so she allowed
the brown silken shippers to enjoy
themselves
Charles Lengen was thrown in by
officer Bozonitz for begging and kick
ing if he didn't get what he asked for.
Frank Martinas vas also put In the
same corral by Chief White and Cap
tain O'Brien for the same offense.
Frisco Nell and Nancy Hanks were
glad to see three old acquaintance ar
rive in the persons of Clarance and
Tessie Leland and Ed Fennimore. This
trio was placed there by Captain
O'Brien and Officers McMasters and In
gals for being in illegal rendezvous
These. characters are also considered
by, the police as nuisances and unfit to
be at large. They have been the source
of much annoyance to the police.
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Cleaning and dyeing at h reliable
house-Henderson. 316 East Commercial.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-05-31

Columbia chainless is the best BIZ
cycle in the market. L.. A. King.
agent.
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Notice to Stockholders.

In pursuance of resolution of the
board of trustees of the Anaconda Cop
per Mining company. adopted at their
meeting Of May 9th. 1895. notice Is
hereby given that the nnual meeting of
the stockholders Of the Anaconda Cop
per Mining company will be held at the
principal Office of said company. at An
aconda. Deer Lodge county. Montana.
on Wednesday. the 18th day Of June.
1898. at l o'clock p. m. for the election
Of seven trustees. and for the transac-
ton of such other business as may
come before the meeting.
This meeting is to be held in lieu of
that called for May 18th. 1888. which
lapsed for lack of a quorum.
F. r. SARGEANT.
Secretary Anaconda Copper Mining Co.
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Annual Meeting OF Stockholders.

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual meeting of the stockholders of the
Anaconda Theater association will be
held at the Margaret theater, in the city
of Anaconda. Montana. on Tuesday. the
It'll day of June, 1898. at S p. m, for the
election of directors for the ensuing
year and the transaction of UGH other
business as may properly come before
said meeting.
Dated May 21st. 1895.
w. NJ. THORNTON, President.
L. G.. SMITH, Secretary.
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McBrayer whiskey is mellow. Genu-
inc at Devine's grocery Third and Alder.
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NEW c SCHOOL.
II Is Rearing Its Magnifcence High Into
the Air.

The new Lincoln school building is
nearing completion as rapidly as is con-
sistent with good Judgment n archi-
t~ectural thoroughness. The contractors
are being complimented by the board Of
education and other citizens who have
noticed the progress of the work and
the manner in which il is being per-
formed. The building will have IL
rooms. well lighted, heated n venti-
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lated. 1t will be a model structure
and modern in its appointments. TIT
trustees informally talked about the
new house at their last meeting. and
IL was agreed hat they shall visit 1t at
an early date and inspect 1t superficial
ly.
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When in Butte lunch at Sherman's
Cut in Passenger Rates to seattle aud
North Pacific Coast via H., A. 4 r. Ry.
..a Eaoos

Effective at once, passenger rates,
Anaconda to Seattle and north Pacific
coast points. are reduced to $500 first
class. 500. 90 secoEd-class.
Call on ticket agent at B.. A. & p.
railway, passenger station. at Ana
conda, for further information.
Evening star., 1898-03-19

Few men in this country who have lived to
'clear the eight-barred gate which not r,any
come in sight Of, and fewer go over" have en-
joyed more of the blessings Of a long, active,
wellspent life than Patrick A. Denahoe, the
founder Of the Boston Pilot.
In every city, village and hamlet throughout the
states and territories OF the Union, where
the Irish American people have settled, the name
of Patrick Donahoe Is spoken with respect, ad-
iniraton and affection.
tablished the Pilot. In 1870 he engaged John
Boyle O'Reilly, who its brilliant editor for
twenty years.
To every good cause and to every charity he has
been a generous subscriber. Scarcely Catholic
Church in New England that has not been recip-
lent of his bounty.
Mr.. Donahoe is now eighty ysix.
The following open letter, sent to Wells, Rich
ardson & Co., is. in fact, addressed to the thou-
sands of friends all the land, in whose hearts
and homes Patrick Dopahoe has found SO large a
place.
l recently suffered from prostration brought on
by protracted illness of very trying character,
and at the suggestion of friends who were be-
levers in your remedy CPaines celery compound)
I was induced to give 1t trial. am happy to
say that the result most satisfactory, and i
felt its good effect Immediately. Hence l am
able to recommend its use in cases like mine,
Evening star., 1898-03-19
NOT TO Be A "RIDER.v
Provisions of the Naval Personne
BIZ to Rest on Their Own Merit..

PrOvfsfOns of the Naval Personneu
bifi to Rest on Their Own Merits.
Assistant Secretary Roosevelt was before
the House naval committee most of tho
afternoon yesterday outlining, the senti
ment of the department on the naval per-
sonnet BILL The reconnnendati of the
administration were set aside at the re-
quest OF the administration to differentiate
entirely the two bills, and accordingly no
portion of the personnel bill will be incor-
pcrated into the appropriation BILL The
only times formerly recommended that will
be included will be those increasing the as
slstant paymasters by fifteen and adding
twenty assistant engineers which are con-
sidered in the light Of emergency proyi-
Sions.
subject and explained that there was a
most pressing necessity for more men, but
the increase, SO far as they bore upon the
personnel measure, would be best deferred
Until the latter could be considered by it
sell. He called attention to the fact that
the personnel bill as rider to the meas
ure now being framed would be subject to a
point of order on the floor of the House and
Its fate might be settled without the oppor-
tunity of full discussion on its merits
He realized the strong opposition that had
been evinced, and accordingly thought the
two bills should not be put together. Once
taken up and in the event of unfavorable
action, the increases asked for could be in
corporated into legislation by themselves.
The committee agreed with the views ex-
pressed, and Representative Foss of Illi-
nois. chairman of the subcommittee on
rank organization, rank and pay, gave for
NAL assurance that as soon as the appro-
priation bill had been passed by the House
his subcommittee would begin the consid-
Grafton Of the personnel BILL and that there
would be no avoidable delay in action.
Evening star., 1898-03-19

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PATRICK DONAHOE.
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Evening star., 1898-03-19
THE COURTS.

Equity Court No. 1-Justice Cox.
Hume agt. National Life Maturity In
surance Company: sale to Jas. Fraser
finally ratified. Moore agt. Alexander: ap-
pt ptaraDce CT absent defendant ordered
Melting agt. Melting: time to take tesii-
mony limited to thirty days. Hughes agt
McMeEamin; auditors report finally rati-
fed Fullerton agt Sullivan: pro confesso
against defendant granted.
Equity Court No. 2-Justice Hagner
Muller agt. Muller; divorce a WIN. mat,
granted.
Circuit Court No. 1-Justice Cole
Free agt. Capital Traction Company: de-
murrer TO amended declaration overruled.
with leave to plead in twenty days. Will
kinson agt. Barr ct al; demurrer to declar-
alton overrCled. United States ex rel Me-
chanics' Erterprising Athletic Club agt
excise board; rule to show cause. Carr
agt. Connell; demurrer of declaration over
ruled and death of Dennis Connell sug-
gested. Mitchell agt. Belt Railway Com
pany: motion to vacate judgment over
ruled. Wharton agt Williams; motion for
order to produce papers overruled. John
son aSt Campbell: motion for judgment
granted: appeal noted.
Probate Court-Justice Hagner
Estate of Henry Xander: receipt filed.
Estate Of Dennis Ccnnell; will filed. Estate
of Sarah Van Allen Clarke; viii filed and
fully proved. In re Belva A. Lockwood
guardian: order returned served. Estate Of
Elizabeth NJ. Whitlock; rule on administra-
tor granted. Estate of Margaret Ceas; ac-
count passed. Estate of Drusilla Dorsey;
Graf, guardian; DO. In re Smith Thomp-
son, guardian: do. In re Annie M. Blank
enshfp guardian; do. Estate of Joseph
Bond: win fled.
Evening star., 1898-03-19
ForcibIe Entry and Detainer.

A warrant charging forcible entry and
detainer was issued from the Police Court
this afternoon for the arrest of Philip J.
Roache. James R. Keenan,. lessee of the
Hotel Gordon, formerly the Arno, swore
out the warrant. which, was placed in the
hands of Detective Boardman for service
1t Is alleged that Roache, who had the
bar privileges of the hotel, refused to sur
render the bar when the demand for it was
made upon him. During his absence, later,
Roache, the warrant charges, afterward
forced open the door and took possession of
the place.
1t Is claimed by friends of Roache that
the dispute is civil matter and should be
settled in the civil courts. The warrant
was ordered by Assistant District Attorney
Taggart, who Investigated the case.
Evening star., 1898-03-19

the scho ol and text looks could teach him. but
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few physicians in any age have known them.
Trof. Edward +. Phelps, MD. LID. OF the
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Evening star., 1898-03-19
CONGRESS OF MOTHERS.
Program of Meeting to BE Held in
This City.

Program of Meeting to BE Held I'm
This City.
The preparations for the second national
congress Of mothers. to be held in this
city in May, are going forward actively.
There are to be twenty committees. The
program is nearing completion, and some
of the topics are as follows: Some social
aspects of child study; Harmony at the
hearth; Humane education, its place and
power in early training; The mothers who
need help and how to help them; Parents
associations; A national training school for
women, what shall be taught and who
shall teach it? Nurseries, the training of
motherhood and the public schools; Liter
ature for children; Fireside schools; pure
press; Expression necessary to evolution;
Our defective children, what can we do
for them? The fathers responsibility: The
Industrial plays and games of children;
Memorys stOrehouse: The education of
mothers, and The passing opportunity
There are to be in all during the six days
the congress is in session. from May 2 to
Z. inclusive. tetween fifty and sixty ad-
dresses from men and women well known
throughout the country.
Evening star., 1898-03-19

$50; lambs. spring, choice, cwt $40; me
dunn. s and 50; calves, prime, per cwt.
$3.50 ana 81; common, per cwt, S and So:
gross, per cwt-. So and $3.50; cows. prime
each, 20 and SO; common, each $40 and
SIS; old and dry. S6 and s..
Dressed stock and cured meats-CaIves
fun dressed, Sc. and SIvc.; hams country,
sugar-cured, DC. and l0c; lard country
bright and clean, &C.; hogs, dressed large
and neat, &C.; small and neat. 4lzc.; rough,
3c. and 3nc.
Evening star., 1898-03-19
Attack of Epilepsy.

c. A Ellsworth, aged sixty-four years, a
farmer living near Cumberland, Nd, was
seized with an epileptic fit in front Of the
Baltimore and Potomac depot about .
o'clock this afternoon, and fell on the edge
Of the curhing, cutting his face in a serf-
Gus manner and mashing his nose. He
was removed to the Emergency Hospital