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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

couraged, for he knows that all things
come to those who know how to wait
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

to Cadiz,. but the feet that was at Ma
Mia viii never return.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

ITO the victors belong the spoils .
Each man in Dewey's fleet will receive
$50 or more apiece.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

John Wanamaker runs a cooking
school in his Philadelphia store, but
that isn't where he roasts Matt Quay.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Was the return of that fleet to Cadil
backdown or a breakdown?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

If there is anything in our Utah boys,
the sea voyage to Manila is certain to
bring il out
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

When the Brooklyns get a goose egg
they should present. it to that famous
Thirteenth regiment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Greater New York is hot in the Coler
over the question OF the exceeding of
the debt limit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

So Uncle Sans boys are to be trans
ported for cent mile. A clear case
of sent per cent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

That twenty million dollars that is to
come out of the Klondike this year
should be getting a move on itself.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Cleveland Leader: "Woman." said the
Cornfed Philosopher, may be able tc
elevate the sex unaided but she still calls
on man to raise a car window"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

The people of Spain are filed with
the spirit of martial law as well as
with military ardor
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

It is said that Russell B. Harrison
will be made a colonel OF volunteers.
Good Lord deliver us!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

IF Rear Admiral Dewey is not right
in the swim, who is, pray?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Mr. Yerkes in check says a Chi
cago paper. Certainly; that is the
source oe his power.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12
COMMENTS BY THE PRESS.

Boston Journal: From the manner in
which the French papers associate Eng
land and the United States in their gibes
of the antipathy against England which
has been aroused in France by the quar-
rels in the far east and in West Africa
is being visited upon the United States
tereStS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Money makes the mare go, but what
made the Spanish fleet go?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

The uniform doesn't make the sol
der, but it adds greatly to his appear
ance
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

''All honor to the new navy!'' says a
Detroit paper And to the old one, too!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

SPANS next move should, and prob
ably will be, to get out of Cuba.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Hoods PILE are prompt. efficient, all
ways reliable. easy to take, easy to
ODerate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12
"cavite!" spaniards.

A discordant note-the greenDack:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

SPANS word is as good as her bonds.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Cleveland Plain Dealer: The friends of
General Miles are again agitating the
subject of having higher rank conferred
upon him. They want him made lieu
tenant general right away. Why not
wait until the war is over and he returns
from Cuba o victorious general as he
ate then. 1t does not seem exactly an
propriate now.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

S E. Parker, Sharon, Wis, writes
Il have tried De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve for itching piles, and it always
steps them in two minutes. l consider
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve the great
est pile cure on the market "A. c..
Smith, C. D. Swift, druggists.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12
STOCKS AND INVESTMENTS.

Utah Bank and Commercial Stocks, and
other High Grade investment securities
bought and sold. o.
Loans on Stocks.
Divicend-paying stocks bought and Sold
Investment orders from institutions,
trustees of estates and capitalists will re-
ceive the best of attention
JOHN c. CUTLER. JR.
Tel. 127. &c Main Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12
Glass Dresses

The largest collection of washable
textiles for class dresses; get first
choice. F. AUERBACH & BRO.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

New York Tribune: Sir Henry Thomp-
son used to be a vegetarian. and was
wont TO promugate the theory that life
and health could be Sustained without
any admiNture of animal food In 1879
he said: The vegetable eater pre- and
simple can extract from his food all the
principles necessary for the growth and
support of his body as we'll as for the
production of heat and force" But he
now writes. in the Nineteenth Century
tnat few persons can sustain their
health and a fair amount of strength on
a strictly vegetable Diet Who shall de-
eide when the doctor disagrees with him
Self2 *
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Pittsburg Dispatch: We do not know
whether Hon. E. j. Phelps is satisfied to
have his written words handed about
Europe for proof that the United States
Is waglng an unjust war against Spain.
But, If Mr. Phelps should have enter
tanned any ambitions for future public
service; he may as well resign them now
after that addition to his record of the
service of foreign governments
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

New York Evening Journal: Dominic
My friend. do you expect TO go tc
heaven?
Patient-Yes, but keep it from my wife
She expects to go there. too.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Baltimore American: Many things have
been said about SPANS methods in maxi
ing war People who have been guilty of
the inhumanities that have been reported
from the Philippines and Cuba many of
are none too good to blow up powder
mills. wreck ships and do other acts in
violation. of civilized methods in war
suspicious characters know the risk they
are taking The thousands of Cubans
now IN the United States may be relied
upon to help Americans to discover their
enemies. =
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Chicago Record: Henry, don't you feel
well enough to cut the grass this after
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

st. Louis Globe-Democrat: In the lam
guage of Macaulay, Whoever wishes to
be well acquainted with the morbid
anatomy of governments, whoever wishes
to know how great states may be made
feeble and wretched. should study the
history OF Spain. The end. apparently,
of this debased nationality is near.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Laura Bullion
says she's going to their seaside cottage
if she has to go alone She just dotes on
the idea of seeing some of those dusky
Spaniard privateers.''
Isn't she sentimental?'
Eyes, she is
II suppose that after one of the bonn
bardments is finished, she is sentimental
enough to want to wander along the peb-
bly, beach gathering the Shells
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-12

mo. dear; but if you say So I'll take
hoe and weed awhile among the flowers
on your new spring hat"
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31
Ui1Shes ana the I,an.

!, IL Is not true that "the tailor m,los
the gentleman" but it is true that -
gentleman cannot safely neglect tn"
tallor's services if he wishes noor,,o Wv: ~.
general to take him for what he Is A A.
gentleman prominent in Canadian ~
!l'lcal life was somewhat too caro, po
IN this respect. This statesman o ,uas
o.: once on his way to call upon a frie @"S
"a quebec and stopped an Irishman :"
inc street to inquire the way. III
:. Can you tell me where Mr. t1,,,
lves?'' he asked. Aiunte1
ITS no use your going there ), ,o
inc unexpected reply. was
But do you know where bo ,;,,oo.,,
falth and I do, but it's no uso -
ing there III use CO.
Inc inquirer began to get angry
didn't ask your advice : :i,n,,
want ant, to know where Mr.. Hunter livaa pl !,
"oh, we'll, no lives down that Ives s.
yonder' the first house round tbs s' rec
ner' but tell you it's no use vonr o ~"
ing there, for I've Just been tb HUof go
sell, and he's already got man y my
mr. hunter had advertised for , so
a ~ the day before. The statesman nerv'
, ,n ',1 STORY goes, went at once and bon,h St
: new hat.-Nuggets. 'o'ene
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31

"A handsome gown mado in p,,
onus described: 1.-The skirt Of n . is
gray reception toilet was ~ ~ " mouse
m,oiro' decorated with an anronl igured
.ansement of openwork emhro;d aalAo ar
,Tse.!es and flowers being m ndty, inc
plas'lo by means of a thiel, ,"uo very
~ 14s 3, winch permits the delic a =" or
T ~ ono satin lining to simmer tI,s shade
4 tr,, waist was similarly arran . ,lough,
,. traverse empiecement Of s,,is11 with
low 's, which fell over the iahnt aI ~ SATIN
.ow gulpuro lace. On th S" ' Oh vel
garland gar! of wired points o or "e 4 was
an nn'o SIX gauze ruches. The v ,"bs ana
,', beneath belt of no, maist dis
Th n ' 1 finished with silver r "lu ST.
f fma leg O. mutton sleeves v ror rosettes'
rowino ~ :; spiral above the nl, i ~ inc
rowing in the lower Dart ' >, pialts mar
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31

NO American poet has given c1e,re,,
a pfooi OF the possession of poetic uenins
t r., rare re order than Father Ryan Ce 10
sainly no poet has achieved a moro o,,
uulins fame and secured warmer n1 en
th. ,ne ,, hearts Of the people of the s n
.n"n tne poet priest'' He is d;st;' .n
Lively Lively known as the poet of tho "lost
e sa ssro las the bard whose harp sj ,uss
~ sweetiy and so patheticallv tb e'1 20
q qulem OF brave and a proud ' neon re-
ovoi the grave wherein their hona pso a.,.
aspllations have been buried hr anu .l
an1 SERIOUS dispensation of an a1minh sne
1 Ea t, "ii wise Providence. This fact n,t
cd @at fn Ryan in unique place sen1 pats
e t; from any other American poe Spp pa AT
s s.o e AS to the high intrinsic ljte y. nns
tba 0o oo oh the majority of his poems ,s"l ~
md s ~ of his poetic fac~1t ~.
here c can 'l bee me Of his gift of song
lahest. VI doubt. Al
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31

A Georgia man, who was unnonn1a
IN MS community, insured his life fo,
1000. He took the policy home to hi,
wife and said: ''''
Maria, here's life insurance docu.
ment for $4,000"
"Thank you, DEAR" said his wife
how are you feeling today"
Not WELL, " he replied, land I don't
think am long for this world, and 7
want to say TO you that when die il ;s
my wish that You devote 81. 900 of tho
money to defraying my funeral ex.
Mercy on me-, exclaimed the wife
why 40 you want such an expensive
funeral?' '''' W
IN explain. Pm perfectly satisfied
tnat nobody will attend my funeral
tno want to hire people to 20 at So
hiuch head. Pm going out TODAY and
see what arrangements l can make for
attendants on that Forthcoming melan.
cnoiy occasion. If they won't come
sratls' why-I'll just hire 'em an give
EN- an order on you for the MONEY.
he went forth and at nightfall re.
turned with q detected look.
Maria, he said, "it's no use Won
ga. nave the whole So, 600. Just 90 to
my funeral Yourself. ATLANTA Const;D
tuition. '" >'oiis'A-
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31

hehoV0ng splinter from SUFFERING
mana may not be nice and pleasant
SUBJECT but homo surgery NAV some.
times give some one a feeling of heart.
lel6 JOY The sufferer who illustrates
'ha matter on this occasion was a car.
tier. lie was working at his trade at
iii institution over which the sisters Of
inc Roman Catholic church presided.
one day he broke off an ugly splinter
IN his hand and could not get IL ont
lie went home at the close of his davis
work feeling no annoyance from the
wound, but by the next morning the
hahd was IN a serious condition and so
painful that working was as impossible
lty. On his way to the doctors the car
penter stopped to tell the sisters why he
must delay his work.
Let me see what can do with YOUR
hand before you go to tho doctor" said
one OF the sisters. The man demurred |
Yes, ~ said the sister, with gentle in
slstence, sit will do no harm ANYWAY. -
she quickly filled within an inch or SO
OF the top rather wide mouthcd bottle
with steaming hot water, and as she
held IL another sister pressed the in
hamed part of the injured hand gently
down over the opening. Such a peculiar
sensation! 1t seemed to the man that
MS whole hand was being drawn with
great force into the bottle. He would
have taken it away, but the sister was
holding it gently, but firmly. Then there
was feeling of relief. 1t seemed as if
me inside of that hand had become ,
lquld and was pouring its unpleasant
into the bottle. That was al
most exactly what was happening, and
With the liquid went the offending splin.
er. The hand was bathed and bandaged. ,
na the carpenter continued his work n
further inconvenience. New q
( ork Times. y y
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31
Slightly Changed.

Fogg-We hadn't gone far before I
found one of my wheels badly debated.
Du1 there happened to be shoe store
near by, and so, of course, I was all
right. ga
fenderson-I don't understand, old
follow ''
Fogg-They always have pumps in
shoe stores, you know.
henderson thinks he will try that
joke on his friend Brown.
fenderson-Fogg got off good thing
Today. He said his wheel wanted blow.
ing up, and so he stopped at shoe
store. He said, you know, they ALWAYS
have boots in shoe store. Ha bal Bv
Jove, though, come to think of it. that
doesn't sound right. But it struck mo
as awfully funny when Fogg got it off.
| suppose it's his way, don't Won
know. boston Transcript.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31
Shaving a Pursued Bandit.

II shaved Jesse James, the once
noted outlaw, down in southern Ken
lucky long time ago." said an old
gray haired fellow on the train the other
Gay, when the mans life WASH t
worth penny. Jesse rushed into NV
little country place, down in tho Red
liver country, one day in the latter part
OF December and asked me if l wouldn't
shaVe HIM while he looked after his
COLTS revolvers and watched the door.
was not barber by trade, but those
persuaders Jesse had induced me to trv
my hand with new Wade & Butcher
razor took out of my showcase. ASH
shaved, the man of iron nerve sat with
cooked pistol in each hand and told
mo in a few hurried words that posse
was pursuing him, bent on CAPTURING
him, dead Or alive, on the charge of
robblng bank at Russellville, crime.
no averrod, of which he was not guilty.
he wanted his beard shaved off that he
might TOOL his pursuers if they should
happen to catch up with him. l finished |
the job OF scraping. The much wanted |
individual thanked mo, and, mounting
horse, which had been hitched in the
rear OF my store, babe me good evening
and rode away. l didn't know for GER
lain who my visitor was, although I
suspected it, until the next day, when
heard that man in the neighborhood
vas telling that he had seen the elder
lanes the afternoon before. suppose
nat was tho last shave Jesse James got
kentucky, and have never seen him
liter that day. louisville Post.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31
Doubtful Compliments.

Inc compliments paid by the poor are
often put in an amusing way. One old
woman who was very fond Of the rector
SAID to Mr.. Bernays: "You know, sir.
us likes the rector; is ears are M
clean. Surely an odd reason for ma.
rochlal affection. Another admirer once
declared with regard to the whole staff
OF clergy, "You are all so plain" IA
word of high commendation), "but "A
1or the vicar, 'e's beautiful. =" The great.
esc compliment, though at the same time
the most curious Mr.. Bernays ever heard.
was paid by workingman to certain
bishop famous for his simple kindli-
ness What likes bout the bishon ia
,es not gentleman. Westminster
Gazette.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31
BLUE LAWS.
emma of The Peculiar Enactmen1s i""'
,,btsined In Old Virginia.

Some ns the Iecuilar
obtained In Old Virginia
Those who fancy that strict laws
were peculiar to New England III COLO
nial days should read some OF the ehac''
ments Of the Virginia assembly,
ut was enacted" writes Professor
John Fiske in sold Virginia and Her
Neiphbors. that any person found
drunk was for the first ofIense to be PR
yately reproyed by the minister; the
second time this reproof was to be pup
licly administered; the third time the
offender must be put in irons Tor ~
hours and pay fine; for any Subsequent
offenscs he must be severely punished al
the discretion of the governor and coun-
Gil.
"To guard the community against ex.
cessiye vanity in dress it was enacted
that for all public contributions every
unmarried man must be assessed III
church according to his own apparel
and every married man must be assess
ed according to his own and bis Wl1es
apparel.
"Not merely extravaganza III DRESS
but such social misdemeanors as filrtlng'
received due legislative condemnation
Pretty maids were known to encourage
hopes in more than one sutton, and gay
deceivers of the sterner sex would some
times seek to win the affections Of two
or more women at the same time.
Wherefore it was enacted that every
minister should give notice in his |
church that what man or woman soevor |
should use any word or speech tending
to contract of marriage to two several
persons at one time as might entangle or
breed scruples in their consciences,
should for such their offense, either I'M
dergo corporal correction (by whipping)
or be punished by fine or otherwise ac-
cording to the quality of tho person SO
Men were held to moro strict account
ability for the spoken or written word
than in these shameless modern days.
One of the most prominent settlers we
ind presenting a petition to the assem-
bly, to grant him due satisfaction against
\ neighbor who has addressed to him a
ettor "wheroin he taxoth him both un-
'eemly and amiss Of certain things
wherein he was never faulty" Speak
ng against the governor or any member
It the council was liable to be punished
With the pillory. 1t was also imprudent
o speak too freely about clergymen,
Who were held in great reverence. No
lanter could dispose Of so much as
ound OF tobacco until he had laid aside
certain specified quantity as his assess
lent toward the minister's salary,
'hlch was thus assured even in the
'orst times, SO far as legislation could
0.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31

Come, let us have u change in the Of
lice OF State Treasurer. Field has been
there long enough, IL is an Office that
does not belong to any section Of the
state. We say give the east side a
chance for the Office. We most heart
LILY second the nomination of w. H..
Bracket, OF Brattlcboro. lie is in every
way competent TO discharge the duties
OF the office, and is a true blue Ropub-
llcan. While Brattleboro, like other
towns not Il thousand miles from here.
has great hunger for all the Offices.
yet Bracket is all right, and this fact
ought not TO be takcE against him.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1898-05-31
Split HER LUNCH,
orry Accident to Stylish Young Wom-
m Trei,

sorry Accident to Stylish Young WON
an In Train.
The passengers on all early morning
train connecting with this city were
treated to thoroughly enjoyable scene
the other morning. At one of the small
stations young lady boarded the train.
she was dressed rather stylishly, but
a veil covered a rather plain face She
switched down the aisle like a queen
one barely deigned to glance at the
other passengers in the car, and when
sne dld her nose rose pcrceptibly at the
up IN manner that spread the impros.
sion of contempt.
one carried Boston bag and the air
OF millionaire There was but ono soa+
vacant. This was beside good looking
nicely dressed young man who was read.
ing paper. ~ N''>'
When she came to this seat, she flon
pea down heavily and tossed her BAG r.
the seat between herself and the vonnu
man. Two seconds later the Young n,nn
leaped from his seat, and string Of
earnest words of doubtful origin fall
from his lips like vipers from the Inns Of
Inc young woman in the fable.
Inc startled passengers looked to SEQ
What had caused this outburst Thov
saw ana then they laughed. Tho nico
cooking Goston bag contained an ordi
n"ly' everyday working girls lunch
Cne OF Its features was Jar of coffee
Mhlch mad broken in the descent md
~ iroely over the young mans new
tall coat and trousers. N' no"
-, ne went into the smoking car, swear
ns pro1usely She murmured weal,
p the seat -Brockton Enterprise. pug