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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
H CANOE SPEAKS.

On the great stream the ships may 60
About mems business to and fro,
But /, the eggshell pinnace, deep
On crystal waters, ankle deep;
!, whose diminutive design,
OF sweeter cedar, pitcher pine,
Is fashioned on so frail Il mold
A hand may launch, a hand withhold.
l, the unnamed, %inviolate,
Green, rustic rivers navigate.
My dipping paddle scarcely shakes
The berry in the bramble brakes.
Still forth on my green way / wend
Beside the cottage garden end
And by the nested angler fare
And take the lovers
By willow, wood and water wheel
Speedily fleets my touching keel;
By all retired and shady spots,
Where prosper dim forgetmenots.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
How to Prevent Group.

We have two children who are sub
ject to attacks of Group. Whenever an
attach is coming on my wife gives them
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and it al
ways prevents the attack. 1t is a house
hold necessity in this country and no
matter what else we run out Of, it would
not do to be without Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. More of it is sold here
than of all other cough medicines com
bined.-J. M. NICKLE, of Nlckle Bros.
merchants, Nickleville, Pa. For sale
hy A, G.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Three Doctors in Consultation.
From Benjamin Franklin.

IIOtA DCAJUhAAa
"When you are sick, what you like
best is to be chosen for a medicine in
the first place; what experience tells you
is best, to be chosen in the second place;
what reason q. e., Theory says is best
is to be chosen in the last place. But
if you can get DR.. Inclination, DR..
Experience and Dr.. Reason to hold a
consultation together, they will give
you the best advice that a be taken"
When you have a bad cold DR.. Inclina-
ton would recommend Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy because 1T is pleasant
and safe to take. DR.. Experience would
recommend 1t because 1t never fails to
:. effect q speedy and permanent cure. DR..
Reason would recommend it because it
is prepared on scientific principles, and
acts on natures plan in relieving the
lungs, opening the secretions and
restoring the system to a natural and
healthy condition. For sale by A. c.
Ireland. rs
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
A Singers Cold.

A striking example Of Charles Dickens
chivalrous regard for an absent friend 10
recalled by Dean Farrar. Mr.. Sims Reeves
had been announced to sing at a small
public dinner at which Dickens presided,
and, az happened not i%nfrequently, Mr..
Sims Reeves had something the matter
with his throat and was unable to attend.
Dickens announced this, and the an
nouncement was received with a general
laugh Of inoredulity. This made Dickens
very angry, and he rose manfully to the
defense Of the delinquent. "My friendc
Mr.. Sims Reeves, " he said quietly, ire
srets his inability to fulfill his engage
ment owing" he added, with caustic Sc.
verify, ito an unfortunately amusing and
highly facetious cold. "-Bookman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Averted Criticism.

How did you come to put this poem
on the back of a government bond? in
qnircd the editor,
| was tired of hearing You say my
poetry wasn't worth the paper 1t was
written on. the author serenely an
swered.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Homaseeker,s Excursions.

From all principal points in the east
homeseekers tickets will be on sale at
one fare plus So for the round trip, to
all points on the A., I. g. s. +. Ry..
Santa Fe Pacific and Southern Pacific
r. R. Tickets will be on sale October
4 and Is, November /. November 10,
December 6, December 20. Good for re-
turn on any Tuesday or Friday within
p days from date of sale. For particu'
lars call on agents Of the Santa Ft
route. II. s. LUTz, Agent.
Santa Fe, N. NJ
w. J...BL.AcK, q. p. A.,
Topeka, KaS.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Stopped the Game.

Spectator-What's the trouble" What
are dey stopping de game for?
Catcher-Why, IL of de players jest
got mad and hit de umpire right ovah
he haid wifi IA bat: and it was de only
bat we had,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
The Americans "Howdes"

"The %salutation, 'How do you dor" ex-
planned q state department linguist to a
Star reporter, sis general throughout CIV
ilization, though Americans boil it down
more than any other nation in their one
word, 'Howde?' The Frenchman, to ex-
press the same idea, has to use, How do
you carry yourselff' The German says
that is, he uses German words which mean,
How does 1t go to your Likewise, the
Spanish, Como esta usted?' which means,
How do you standf' The C%hinaman,
when he wants to say How do you do9'
uses words which mean, 'How do you run
along todays' The Italian is almost in
the same fix, while the Arab uses words
which mean, DO you stand or do wellS'
The Portuguese says in his own words, OF
course, 'How's your good health nowg' and
the Indian goes a step further and says
you look well. Do you feel so9' The
Americans 'HowdeY' is as expressive al
any Of the others, as we'll as the briefest,'
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Hateful Symptoms.

| believe Clarinda is engaged to young
Sampson.
Why?
Well, when she first called here she
used to tell us everything he said, and
now she doesn't tell us anything.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Zoo areat a Risk to Bum.

No said the old politician, l don't go
to the theatre.
But don't you think it is well for you
to get your mind off your business for a
few hours?
Not for a minute. The opposition has
been waiting for years for some such
chance.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Easier to Hit.

A%guinaldos big head has once more
made itself conspicuous. The bigger ii
is the better mark it will prove for the
American cudgel.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13

LAND OFFICE. SANTA FE, N. M.
October IL, 1893.
Notice Ia. hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
In support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the Regis
ter or. Receiver at Santa .Fe,. N. NJ, on
November %, 1893, yis' Eugenio Urias for the
he nSmes tie followine Witnesses 70 prove
hts c%ontinuous residence upon and cultivation
Of said land, viz:
Victor .Roibaf, Francisco Valencia, Toribio
viril, Alonso Valencia, Of Pecos, n. ".
" MANUAL r. Or1Ho,
Register,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
WAY Up.

Ma, l am at the head of my class.
How is that, Dick?
Teacher says I am the worst of all the
bad boys in the school.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13

Our service
to st. Louis.

DO not lose sight of the fact that the
Burlington Route is In the field for Kan
sas CITY and st. Louis as well as for
Omaha and Chicago business.
1t runs only one train . day to the
G~rst-named cities, but that train Is Q
mighty good one. 1t leaves Denver at
$50 p. M, reaches Kansas City at $40
next night, and st. Louis at 7.l9 the
GLOWING morning. Through sleeping
and chair cars. Dining car, too, OF
course,
M 81 ~ -sel@& at rEHsa 4f
q. w. vallery, Gent Agt.,
1899 17th, IT,, Denver.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Hang Them.

An esteemed contemporary prints an
article entitled How to Treat Anarch-
lists. The way to treat anarchists is the
Chicago way.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Monogram Note Paper.

Monogram note paper is the correc,
thing for private correspondence. The
New Mexican Printing company car
furnish the latest styles of this papel
and at very low prices. Call and SEE
samples.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Culpable Indeed.

The delegate to the Colorado conven-
ton who falls to fortify his person with
a bullet-proof shirt may justly be ac-
cnSnd of racklaSSnASS.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Politics in Georgia.

| carry my ward in my vest pocket
shouted a man today.
Nonsense, remarked a bystander. !
will carry more votes on election day
than any ten men In town.
But how?
am a street car conductor.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Heir In trouble.

ever.present help of that wonderful free
book the Common Sense Medical Adviser
by R. v, Pierce, M. D., chief consulting
physician of the Invalids' Hotel and Surgi.
cal Institute, Buffalo, n. Y. 1t tells what
to do in emergency or accident or sudden
sickness. 1t contains over one thousand
pages, profusely illustrated with engravings
and colored plates. 1tgives receipts for sew
eral hundred simple, well RE home rem
edies. 1t instructs the mother in the care
of her ailing children or husband, and gives
invaluable suggestions for the preservation
of her own health and condition in all
those critical and delicate periods to which
women are subject. The author of this
great work has had a wider practical ex-
perience in treating obstinate diseases than
any other physician in this country. His
medicines are world : renowned for their
marvellous efficacy.
W.. Va, in a letter to DR.. Pierce says: My hus.
band Is a locomotive engineer. He came home
about a year ago and just dropped in the door
way. He was burning. up with fever and he
Discovery according to directions. and in two
weeks he was able to go to work. without having
a doctor. I commenced to take Dr.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription something. over two year:
ago, and am glad to testify that it is a God-send
to w~omankind. I have been out of health fol
years, and ain now able to say your medicine hal
cured me entirely. The three children whe
were born before I commenced to take your med
icine did not live long, they were very delicate
utthose born since three in ALL are very hearty
and that convinces me that your medicine is just
what it is said to be and a great deal more"
By simply enclosing 81 one-cent stamps
to pay the cost of mailing only to Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Cos Main
Street, Buffalo, N. Y, a paper bound vol
uiue of DR.. Pierce's great book will be sent
absolutely free, OF for ten stamps extra &
heavier and handsomer cloth bound copy
will be sent. A whole medical library ii
one Iooo-page volume.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
A Sure Cure.

Anxious Parent-Doctor, my daughter
appears to be going blind, and she is
about to be married.
Doctor--Let her go right on with the
wedding; if anything a open her eyes
marriage will,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
A Desperate Case.

Is Thimpson such dreadfully poor pay,
Poor pay? Even his lawyer cant get
any money out of him.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Under. a Strain.

Did you notice anything queer about
the bridegroom at the wedding?
Yes; he walked down the aisle with
his bicycle expression on.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13

Old fashions in dress may be revived,
but no old-fashioned medicine can
replace Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by A. G..
Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
His view.

"What do you think about the disciplin.
ing Of infantss Do you believe they should
be rocked or not be rockedt"
"Well,'' remarked the old bachelor
thoughtfully, "rooks, though perhaps q
trifie severe, may possibly be the best ulti-
mate solution of the infant problem. -
Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Offices Seeking the Men.

Positions on that investigating com
mission are not generally regarded as
something equally as good.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-10-13
Their Avooation Not Gone.

The war correspondents need not 60
out OF business; the football season Is
' about to open.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-04-02
WAR THE ARBITER
Continued from First Page.

Continued from First Page.
dent Representative Cannon, chairman
OF the house appropria tons committee.
called by appointment and participat.
ed In the conference He remained
about fifteen minutes, and said in Ieav-
Ing that he had talked with the presi-
Gent only upon some routine business.
At 10 o'clock Senator Fairbanks. OF
indiana, had five minutes talk with
the president, but declined to venture
any statement.
Assistant Secretary Of State Adee
called soon afterward, carrying with
him the cipher book Of the state de-
partment, but, as no dispatches had
oeen received, he. too, left in a few
minutes.
The president manifested much in
terest in the information that the
Spanish torpedo fotilla had arrived at
Porto Rico. About the White house p
great deal of surprise was expressed
that the fotilla had made so swift a
passage from the Canaries, and there
was disposition among some to whom
the information was given not to credit
II; the opinion being that it had been
given out by the Madrid officials to
prevent the flying squadron from sail
ing. 'e'1i'
The president was very much ia,
tlgued and retired at an unusually ear.
ly hour for him.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-04-02
BRANN IN PISTOL DUEL
EDITOR AND HIS OPPONENT PROB.
ABLY FATALLY INJURED
Street Fight the Outgrowth of the
War WaEed on Baylor University
by the Ic0nOclast-Capt. Davis
the Other Principal in the ARRAY
Both Men Still Alive, but Both
Very Low.

WACO, Tex, April lin the midst
Of busy preparations for a city cleo
ton, W. G. Brann, editor Of the Icono-
clast, and Capt. M. T. Davis, met and
fought a revolver duel to the death.
The combatants met Just at o'clock
this evening, and after exchanging a
few words both began emptying their
revolvers.
When the battle was over Brann was
found to be perforated in the left lung,
the left leg and the right foot; Davis
was shot through the right lung and
through both Of his arms. The surgeons
say both men are likely to die.
The difficulty between the two men
grew out Of the Brann-Baylor feud Of
last year.
About ten seconds were occupied In
the shooting, at the end Of which Brann
and Davis lay bleeding and, w. H.
Ward, Brann's business partner, was
shot through the right hand, the bones
being shattered. A wild bullet hit two
more tnen. The wild bullet wounds
are not serious.
A reporter visited Brann after he was
shot. He was at home on a couch sur
rounded by surgeons. His wife and
many friends were with him. He is too
weak to talk and is probably past sur
gerry, although the doctors say there
Is some slight chance for him.
Capt. Davis was taken to the Pacific
hotel and Is regarded as mortally
wounded, his right lung being cruelty
lacerated. Both men are bleeding in
ternally and are faint. AT q late hour
both men were alive, but appear to be
sinking.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-04-02

cigarettes day and he feared he would
kill himself.
The navy Is not a reformatory nor
a sanitarium," said the doctor as he
rejected him.
Have Fifty-Stx Recruits.
Fifty-six recruits have thus far been
secured, and they will soon be sent to
Brooklyn. 1t was not decided yesterday
whether they would be sent tonight or
Monday evening. They will start at
$40 over the Chicago, Milwaukee &
St. Paul railroad, and will be trans
ferred to the Pennsylvania railroad at
Chicago. They will occupy two coach
es. They will breakfast in Chicago
the next morning and will arrive at
Jersey City the following afternoon.
No recruit has yet signed enlistment
papers nor will they until they are
ready to go. This delay is due to a
desire not to have a man 30 after he
has changed hts mind and to give them
till the last minute to think the mat
ter over. If man decides not to go
after signing articles he will be con-
sidered a deserter, and is liable to ar
rest and punishment as such. II a
man deserts after war Is declared he
NAV be shot.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-04-02

Interstate Commerce Commission Il
Investigating the Business.

Traffic officials of the roads run
ming east of Chicago, having headquar-
teTs in that city, are in a rather anX-
ious frame of mind nowadays on ac-
count of the presence of the interstate
commerce commission, which is hold
ing a session there" said a st. Paul
freight official yesterday, who had just
returned from Chicago. Continuing, he
said.
1T seems that the commission is go
ing TO do some flour rate Investigating
TAT Chicago, as we'll as st. Paul, and
the Eastern roads feel worried; for,
while the ST. Paul Chicago lines made
their reductions openly and in
compliance with the law. the lines east
of Chicago have been cutting the flour
rates secretly, without having made a
single open reduction.
IN ORDER to bring the flour traffic
by way Of Chicago, the Chicago lines
were obliged to make corresponding re-
auctions between that city and the
seaboard.
ct understand that the commission
will make it warm for all the lines
running east of Chicago"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-04-02
battleship." said the chief, land they
don't have much use there for an AK"
Men Must BE Sober,

uoH nave mucn use there for an AK
Men Must BE Sober.
The applicant will return to the
woods.
An obstreperous individual applied
for fireman. Boatswain Pierce. who
had smelled his breath, motioned to the
chief that he had been crooking his
elbow
Come In when you are SOBER" he
said to the man.
The fellow insisted that ne was able
TO answer questions, and the chief be-
gan to PROFOUND problems.
How would you thread a screw 2"
asked the chief
How would I do it? That's fine
question to ask me-" said the applicant
Give me a lathe and I'll show YOU
pretty quick how to do it,
But you have a lathe" said the
chief.
Where is it? 1 don't see It," said
the man.
Imagine you have 1t. What are you
going TO do with it?'
I'm not working on my magma
ton, said the fellow" 1 want the
machinery
He had not been accepted up to the
hour of going to press
Didn't Get Hearing.
A tall fellow, who slouched into the
room, wanted to shake hands with
Lieut.. Cook and every one in the room
He neglected to remove his hat and
was SO insolent in his behavior that
he was not given hearing.
Anxious for the Fun.
A man sauntered up to the chief en-
gineer and said he wanted to enlist as
a fireman.
"Why?" asked Mr.. Denig.
Because 1 have had experience"
1t turned out that he had fired an
engine on railroad and he was
promptly sent away.
Fired on n Train
fine appearing fellow called near
the close of the session and said he
wanted to enlist as a fireman Of the
first class. He turned out to be
recently discharged coal passer in the
navy and had papers that showed him
to be all right. The time limit OF
three MONTHS however, had not expired
ana he was told he would have to wait
until the middle Of April. He passed
the examination with credit
I'm anxious to be in it when the fun
begins" he said.
Cigarette Ffend Rejected.
One Of the men who was passed by
Chief Engineer Denig as a fireman,
was turned over to DR.. McClurg, who
examined him for physical defects. The
doctor quickly discovered that he was
cigarette fiend and he wanted to
go to sea to break himself of the cigar
cite habit. He said he smoked thirty
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-04-02
by the women of the Hebron Baptist church
in the Clinton fats.
RITE OF CONFIRMATION.
Bishop Gilbert VIII Administer Ii
mt n Number of Episcopal Church


Bishop Gilbert Will Administer II
Mt n Number of Episcopal Church
es Next Week.
During holy week the Rt. Rev. M. N. Gill
bert, coadjutor bishop of Minnesota, will visit
the following Episcopal churches for the pur.
pose Of administering the apostolic rite OF
confirmation" or the laying on of hands.
Monday-St. Mary's. Merriam Park, 7:S(
p. m.
Tuesday-St James church, Lawson and
De Soto, 7:30 p. m.
Thursday-(Maunday Thursday)-The Mes
slab, Kent and Fuller streets, 1880 D. m.
Saturday-St. Peters, Dayton's Bluff, 7:3C
p. m.
Good Friday the bishop will conduct the
Three Hours Service at the cathedral
Farfbault.
Easter Day-Christ church, II a. m.
The states prison, Saltwater, MIMI, 7:3C
p. m.
Ascension church, 1880 p. m.
Tuesday. April 12-St. Stephens Mission, st.
Paul. 1870 D. m.
On Good Friday the three hours service Of
meditation upon the seven last words from
the cross will be he'd in st. Paul and Min
neapolis
Good Friday night stainer's sacred cantata,
THE Crucifxion." will be given in St. Paul'a
and Christ's chsrch by choir of some sixty
voices in each church. No admission re-
CURED. The churches will be thrown open to
the public.
Archbishop Weber begins a weeks mission
at Gethsemane church, Fargo. N. D., Palm
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-04-02
ANNOUNCEMENTS

D~N>~>>NS"S~~~sc~~S~~~S~~N
SAINT PAUL DULUTH RAILROAD COM
pany. 81 Nassau street, New York, March
= lS9S-A special meeting of the stock
holders of the Saint Paul & Duluth r P
CO., duly called by the Board OF Directors
y, Will in De che held 4, at the office of the Company
u, 1898, at ten o'clock A. NJ, for the purI
pose OF voting upon the making of a First
consolidated Mortgage to secure an issue Oh
so,0oo quo OF bonds upon all the franchises
ana property, real and personal, acquired
ana TO be acquired of the Company. ex-
cept Its land grants stumpage contracta
and proceeds thereof, to be- Used for ~
purposes ps poses stated in circular Of the Board
to consider the purchase of the ra,,rosS
properties OF any or all of the Branch Lines
O. me consultation Of any or all of the
branch Lines with the Saint Paul & Duluth
r. R. Co.
The transfer books of the Common and
Preferred Stock will be closed at D. m on
Tuesday, April 9th. 1898. and reopened on th1
18th day of April, 1898.
r. SOMERS HAYES. President.
F. S. Rollins, Asst Secretary
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-04-02
GAS JET WAS OPEN.

Miss Louise La France Has an I'm
pleasant Experience at the sher-
man House.
While Tony Mcdonald, night clerk at the
Hotel Sherman, Fourth and Sibley streets,
was making his regular round CT the build
Ing at 2:30 o'clock Thursday morning he
noticed a strong odor Of escaping gas iss1-
Ing from Room No. a. which was occu-
pied by Louise La France, young woman
from Shakopee
The clerk raped on the door and received
an answer from the occupant, who was too
weak to arise and open the door. McDon-
aid climbed over the transom and discovered
that the gas Jet was open. He quickly turned
the gas off and opened all the windows
Miss La France was found in bed in a suf-
located condition After being somewhat re-
vived she requested that DR.. Dennis be
called. The physician was summoned and
applied restoratives.
Miss La France cannot account for the gas
Jet being turned on. She was on her way to
Shakopee, and, having missed the Omaha
train Wednesday evening, spent the night
at the Sherman. She has been In st. Paul
for the last two months as patient at st.
Joseph's hospital under the care Of DR.: Den
MIS- Her parents reside at Sanborn, N. D.
She left for Shakopee Thursday afternoon.