New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-04-29
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Tho burlington Cvt) Free Press" announces that
Il will issue a Sunday paper during the war IN
Rurlington" II says no subscriptions are dessreh
Tor the Sunday edition. The distribution Will DO
by newsboys In order that the boys may ma
,bose who wish The sunday Free Press without
,na ,occss,,v 2 shouting the name OF the paper. No
v,u have cards distributed nj all residences IN mo
CITY II ono OF these is put IN tho window tho
newsboy Will call and payment should be made 10
him"
Improvement. Are YOU getting , ahead In your
bicycle learning sag AM ~, 20 no,,nr than that
Thai is tie positive form while have reached the
comparative. | often get header. Judge
Tn. Government Of New-Zealand Is about TO
issue new postage and revenue stamps bearing
series of beautiful designs Intended 10 represent
some OF the most striking landscapes In the colony
-. uou os some Of the birds and vegetation. Lake
Waka,ipn and Mount Cook among the scenes
| 10 he depicted
Suburban Do.uson. Mr. Gully visiting the
Isolatcs. OF I.oncyville mildly) should MINK II
Would he frlch;fuily unhealthy here. having your
cottage face long stretches Of stagnant swamp
Mr. Iso ate dndirnantly'- My dear sir Those are
rot stretches Of siagnant swamp! lh3sc are 1oNe'
ly romantic waving salt meadows'-fuck'
Telephones arc to be placed in the wards of one
OF the Paris hospitals. within reach OF the bed
ridden patients. as 10 enable them to commune
cate with their friends outside. Connection will
also be made with 4 concert hall. In order TO per-
nit tho nvalids to enjoy the performance
4 Wclshman who was in London when extensive
scwerng operations were in progress lost his watch
lie reported the matter Scotland Yard. and the
officials said they would leave no stone unturned
Taffy again visited the metropolis. and saw street
after street turned up. lie was told In all thirty
six miles Of road IN the same condition. lilo
rushed down to Scotland Yard and exclaimed 10
The wondering Inspector i didnt mink Was CIV,
watch by Sunday. | wouldn't break up any more
streets -Ocarson's Weekly
The authorities Of Il church at Hanford Cal.
have entered into agreement with their pastor
whereby he Will be equipped for two years
journ In the Klondke. on condition that II he
makes a rich strike he shall pay Off the church
debt The congregation will take OF his fam
fly during his absence.
A correspondent calls attention to the various
methods OF abbrevatng second and third"
Which he recommends should prevail STANDARD
n ritz he says are n9 rT IN favor
Of ''nrst,' the word-s,em to be fir. This Is
supplied by the figure one and the abbreviated
Is secon. which Is supplied by the figure two. Civ
gives US 81 for the other formulating Church
Shenandoah PENN man has a patriotic hen
which laid an egg the other day five inches long
and one inch wide. In shape suggesting a torpedo
The hen" he says was particularly proud of
her patriotic feat. and cacked all day long over It.
until she finally became quite hyste-ical. 1t is a
happy augury. 1t seems to II my hen lays
more OF the same sort Of eggs I propose to boil
them hard and send them 10 the Government as
ammunition"
The Rev Sam Jones the Georgia evangelist. was
holding series OF meetings at a church whose pas
tor was noted for his lack OF good looks. one
evening at revival service as he WAS talking
sudden gleam Of CHARACTERISTIC hurnor-turned
a %h tiS ~ 9f SG
WELL John. your congregation can never accuse