Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-06-02

no. In the legislation that has
been fastened on the people their
opportunities have been limited az
their means have been. 1, as one
who has watched the injustice
brought about by Democrats and
Republicans, will give you the
remedy free: Quit voting the old
party ticket and the redemption
fraud, and be free.
/ South Side.
Several of our boys left for Lex
ington Thursday to enlist. We
wish them all the good luck possible
and safe return with Blanco' .
scalp.
| We will say to "Naylor's Branch,
that the reason we are not logged
is we only write up our best friends
those who are worthy to be write n
up. The unworthy we leave alone.
Seventeen years ago a South Side
mar swallowed a needle, and last
Sunday morning while preparing
us linen for church wear his wife
found it sticking in his shirt front
where button was missing.
Many thanks to The White Sul-
phur correspondent to another W.
per for hiseomr,s-.'ssssl, 10 sholIo
We have the pleasure to meet MIN
ro,n =, side of the line we VIII
treat his, to a drink of fresh moon
shine.
East Fork says the way to a
mans heart is through his stomach,
and asks "South Sios' how to reach
a woman's heart. The way to q
woman's heart is through a mans
cheek. Back this route to win 5 to
1 over yours to a mans heart.
South Side is beginning to look
50 lovely in her new spring dress
of living green spangled with how-
ers that il the people didn't read il
in the newspapers it would be hard
to make them believe that such .
thing as war could exist on this
beautiful earth.
These are the times that make
the large patriotic citizen stand in
the shadow of tree, big with
throbfnl thoughts Of war and the
honor of his country, while his wife
I. takes a garden rake and goes forth
to collect the vernal trash. Man is
inherently great
j Yes, "West End" our health is
u perfectly good. Why are you so
interested in the chalybeaie waterr
, If you hadn't drunk so much salt
sulphur water at the Olympian
n Springs last summer no doubt you
would now be in better health. But
you still seem Inclined to want
"Moore."
Say, "west End" we really
, thought that you were in earnest
but having been recently Informed
that you were mortgaged property
it nearly .brQte o"- he~," we nav.
ooen watching you for several
months, intending to swoop down
upon you with our charms and il
possible captivate you, but, alas
as the preacher said. "All is vanity"
We have heard Of a young lady
commenting on South Side items
and q little bird informed us
J that she carries The OUTLOOK in
her bosom and at night the last
thing before retiring she looks in
the looking glass,~eads the South
Side items and goes 70 bed;-apd
the first thing she does in the morn
ing she reads the South Side items
and looks in the mirror; and repeats
frequently during the day.
A South Side man has become so
imbued with the patriotic spirit
which pervades the ambient atmos-
phere that he has traded his wife
for a secondhand shotgun. 1t
wasn't patriotism of the ambient
atmospheric brand that prompted
him to make the trade either. La
ter advices tell US that he took two
shots at the man who first intro
duced him to the woman and was
slipping in fresh cartridges when an
officer nabbed him.
l We once knew a young man who
began visiting young woman and
; she appeared to be well pleased
with his company. One evening he
called when it was quite late,
which led the young lady to inquire
where he had been. 81 had to
work tonight" "What-do you
work for living?" she inquired in
establishment. Certainly" replied
the young man; 81 am a mechanic"
II dislike the name Of mechanic"
and she turned up her pretty nose.
That was the last time the young
man visited the young woman. He
is now a wealthy man and has one
of the best women in the country
for wife. The lady who dishked
the name of mechanic is now the
wife of a miserable sot, a regular
vagrant about grogshops. and the
soft, verdant and miserable girl is
obliged to take in washing to sup
port herself and children. Do you
dislike the name of mechanic-you
whose brothers are nothing but
we'll dressed loafers? We pity any
girl who has so little brains, who is
so green and soft to think less of a
young man because he is a mechan-
ic, as the Son of God himself was.
Those girls who despise young men
who work for a living are likely to
be menials to some of them them
selves when adversely has humbled
their pride and experience has Civ
en- common sense.
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