The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-06-01
Scuoo1. DISTRICT No 2S-BisHop's

The Americans have taken nine
Spanish steamers, nine schooners, two
sloops and several fishing smacks, not
to mention the destruction Of the
Spanish fleet at Manila. The value
Of the ships taken as prize money is
s3,OOO,OO0. The Spauiards have ta-
ken one American boat, valued at
$1,000.
S. f. Parker. Sharon, Wis. writes =
"I have tried DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve
for itching piles, and it always stn"s them
in two minutes. I consider DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve the greatest pile cure
on the market" Evans Pharmacy.
Many sailors believe that the
frigate bird can start at day ybreak with
the trade winds from the coast of
Africa and roost the same night upon
the American shore. Whether this
is fact or not has yet to be determln-
ed, but is certain that the bird is the
swiftest of winged creatures, and is
able to fly, under favorable conditions,
200 miles an hour.
s. C. P. Jones. Mileshurg, Pa, writes !:
"I have used DeWitt's Little Early Risers
ever since they we're introduced here,
and must say I have never used any pills
in my family during forty years of house
keeping that gave such satisfactory re-
suits as laxative or cathartic." Evans
Pharmacy.
= A Glens Falls teacher was trying
to impress on the class the lessons Of
Washington's birthday, and among
other questions she asked: eff the
southern Confederacy had succeeded,
what would Washington have been
the father OFF," Twins was the
prompt reply of one of the boys.
The human machine starts but once and
stops but once. You can keep it going
longest and most regularly by using De-
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
ach and liver troubles Evans Pharmacy.
-She-You say I am the first girl
you ever made love to, but your man
ner indicates that you have had expe-
rience. He-Please explain how you
know. After he had gone she was
almost tempted to jab herself with her
hat pin.
lone Minute Cough Cure is the hest
preparation have ever sold or used, and
I can't say too much in its praise. L. M.
Kennon, Merchant, Odell, Ca" Evans
Pharmacy.
= At a Bible-class meeting lately
held in country town, the passage in
the New Testament describing the Sa-
vior's ride into Jerusalem son an ass's
colt, was the subject under consider
alton, and the pastor inquired: "For
what purpose did the people throw
branches of palm trees in the way"
This was poser, but an old deacon
ventured on an answer: II reckon,
said he, cit was to skeer the colt!
S. M. Geary, Pierson, Mich, writes =
"DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve is curing
more piles here to dav than all other
remedies combined. It cures eczema and
all other skin diseases. Evans Pharmacy
The lives of Queen Victoria and
the Prince of Wales are heavily insur-
ed, but not to the extent Of Lord
Rothschild, who carries policies on his
life aggregating twelve hundred and
fifty thousand dollars.
The Cuban question and political issues
sink into insignifcance with the man who
suffers from piles. What be most de-
sires is relief. DeWitt's Witch Hazel
salve cures piles Evans Pharmacy.
eff you marry that poor girl you
will find matrimony uphill work. "
"Good," said the lover; "I'd rather
60 up hill than down hill. by good
deal
Late to he'd and early to rise. prepares
q man for his home in the skies. Early
to bed and Little Early Riser, the pill
that makes life longer and better and
wiser. Evans Pharmacy.
The fellow who cant capture
anything more than schooner Of beer
is the one who knows just how the
war ought to be carried on.