The Republican journal., 1898-01-20

Coughs, colds, pneumonia and fevers may
be prevented by keeping the blood pure and
the system toned up with Hoods Sarsapar-
lila.
In the Barnyard. First Hen: "What are
those young bantams fighting about?" Sec
ond Hen: "Oh. they are disputing about
question. Which is the mother of the chick
the hen that lays the egg or the incuba-
tor?' Puck.
Jealous Rivals--Cannot turn back the
tide. The demand for Dr. Agnew's little
Pills is marvel. Cheap to buy, but dia-
monds in quality-hanishes nausea, coated
tongue, water hrash, pain after eating. sick
headache, never grippe, operate pleasantly.
10 cents-44.
what is the trouble, Maggie? You look
worried 'Sure, an the trouble IS with
the twins, mum. One of them is cryin' be,
cause he swallowed his rattle, and the other
is howlin' out of sympathy, and betwiXt the
two of them bawin', | can't tell which
swallowed the rattle" FHarper's Bazaar.
DR. Agnew's Ointmen Cures Piles
Itching, Bleeding and Blind Piles. Comfort
in one application. 1t cures in three to six
nights 1t cures all skin diseases in young
and old. A remedy beyond compare, aud it
never fails. So cents.-43.
There is one thing connected with your
table" said a traveller to landlord, that
is not surpassed even by the best hotels in
Manchester, Liverpool. Glasgow, or even
London itself" Eyes" replied the delight
ed hotel keeper, land what is that o" THE
salt, sir" Tit-Bits.
One Short Puff Clears the Head.-Does
your head ache? Have you pains over your
eyes? Is there constant dropping in the
throat? Is the breath offensive. These are
certain symptoms of Catarrh. DR.. Agnews
Catarrhal Powder will cure most stubborn
cases in marveilousiy short time. If you've
had Catarrh a week it's a sure cure. If it's
OF fifty years standing it's just as effective.
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Practical Piety. "What is a devotional
attitude, grandpa" Getting down into
your trousers pockets for dollar to send to
the heather" brooklyn Life.
Heart Rescue in 80 Minutes after mo-
mentarily expecting for years that death
might snap the vital cord at any minute.
This is the story thousands could tell and
have told of the almost Divine formula, DR..
Agnew's Cure for the Heart. Every day
chronicles the taking away of many who
nave not needed natures warnings that the
heart was tired ont and needed the helping
that this wonderful cure gives. Heart dis
orders are lnsidous. Don't trife. This
great remedy attacks the disease instantly.
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1t IL funny how marriage will change a
man, said Fogg, the ether day. There is
Monster, for example Before he was mar
ried glance of May Taintor would intoxi-
cate him, 50 he used to say Now when he
comes home late at night and meets Mrs.
Monster, nee Fainter, the sight of her actu-
ally sobers him" Boston Transcript
1t IS not remedy put up by any Tom,
Dick or Harry; it is compounded by expert
pharmacists. Ely Bros. offer 10 cent trial
size Ask your druggist. Full size Cream
Balm 80 cents. We mail it.
ELY BROS, Sc Warren St, N. Y. City.
Since 1861 l have been a great sufferer
from catarrh. 1 tried Ely's Cream Balm
and to all appearances am cured Terrible
headaches from which 1 had long suffered
are gone.-W. j. Hitchcock, late Major U.
S. Vol and A. A. Gen., Buffalo, N. Y.
Boy Qrom the composing room } where's
the dramatic editor?'' Belated Reporter:
Hes gone home. What do you want?' Boy:
WANT to know whether he meant to say
The play is full of erudition' or The play
is full of crudites.' We can't tell from his
manuscript" Chicago Tribune.
T. F. Anthony, Ex- Postmaster of Promise
City, Iowa, says: II bought one bottle of
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism, and two
doses OF it did me more good than any medi-
cine l ever took" Sold by A. A. Howes &
Co., Druggists, Belfast. 4m45.
His Weakness. She: "He does not seem
to be brilliant conversatonalist.' He:
NO; unfortunately, he can't talk on any
subject unless he knows something about
it," PUCK.