The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-15

tism from il. She cried about n brother
who had been killed by accident. The
first time / was deeply sympathetic.
for. OF course, / thought the accident
had taken place within the year, but
IL turned out that he had been dead
for seven years and that there never
would have been an accident III he had
been sober. She used 10 talk after this
fashion: shall 1 fit the skirt smooth.
ma am?-he was me own brother, a
bright young fellow that might but
for his trouble-Would you rather have
n hook ma am ?-have got on i'm the
world and been q credit-Tll face the
sides with silk--to all OF his people on
both sides OF the water. He was n
beautiful corpse. and we gave him-of
course you could button il down the
front--a wake that was the talk of the
neighborhood for months afterward.
and il took three-well, ribbon might
do. but / never liked those loose eff
fects-dispensary doctors To straighten
the men up so that they could show
their proper respect for the remains"
After this she would break down utter
ly and weep on my bare shoulder and
excuse the fact that il was in the rain
by saying that she didn't want to stain
the stuff. She was a woman who really
enjoyed herself. She knew the absolute
bliss of sorrow, and she comprehended
thoroughly how sublime a thing IL was
TO suffer herself and TO make her Gus
toners suffer with her. / was forced To
give her up, not because she was not
a good dressmaker. but because from
constant sympathy my nose was get
ting so red that | was afraid some tenn
perance society would come down upon
me. acting, of course. under a misap-
Drehension. But there was no doubt
that woman was fine. She put pock
ct i'm your skirt, and i'm n cloth skirt
she always put two pockets. Pockets
and independence are a natural combi-
nation. and giving two pockets to wo-
mankind and these two pockets near
the front where she can reach them,
makes her feel as If this were indeed "A
free country. With the possession OF
pockets / have discovered that woman
is an accumulative animal. In one OF
my pockets at the present time there
are a handkerchief a watch, a calendar.
a letter two newspaper clippings. three
gum drops, four cloves and the picture
of a, baby. In the other one are four
10 cent pieces U am keeping them 10
put i'm a 10 cent bank). "A lot of pennies,
n bunch of keys. "a glove buttoner,
torn veil two hairpins, a religious poem
and recipe for making chicken curry.
Who can beat that? | had "A safety pin.
but I lost it, However, YOU cannot put
confidence i'm a safety pin. for il has
way Of being safe or unsafe. according
90 it's fancy But you can always rely
on a hairpin. / do not know OF any
thing TO which hairpin is not "A valu-
able assistant
have seen lock opened with hair
pin.
have seen a gas burner cleaned with
hairpin.
/ have seen lace curtains pinned to-
gether with hairpin.
/ have seen a stocking fastened with
a hairpin.
/ have seen heavy portieres looped
by hairpins.
/ have seen a hairpin used as book
mark.
| have seen hairpn held in the gas
light and then used 20 darken the eye
brows.
I have seen n hairpin dipped in red
stun and used To color the lips, while
as for buttoning shoes crimping bangs.
picking nuts and cutting books hair
pin is invaluable. We can do without
politicians. we can do without suffra-
gists, we can exist without whisky
and live on comparatively little money.
but hairpins are a necessity TO the ma
tion. Without them "A woman feels
that she is indeed a helpless creature.
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