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The herald., 1898-03-28
TURF TALK
Marcus DAILY Will Take Hamburg to
ENGLAND

DAILY, the copper king Of Montana, has adj
mitted that the sensational colt, Hamburg,
for which $4,000 is reported to have beeh
paid, is soon to be seen on the English
turf.
Hamburg is being trained by Billy Lake.
land, and will be started two or three
times in New York." said Mr.. DAILY. "If
he comes out Of his races all right he win
be sent to England. where he will be raced
in the colors Of Sir Broderick C!oete and
then retired to the stud"
Sir Broderick Cloete Is the British turf
man who paid princely sum to Marcus
DAILY for the imported horse Matt Byrnes.
He has great opinion of the Hanover
strain of blood and has great expectations
for the progeny of Hamburg, as he was the
most brilliant son Of the American stallion.
FAST STOCK FOR SALE
YOUNGSTOWN, Pa, March N.-It was
announced today that despite the effort to
prevent It the executors sale of the Glover
dale stock farm will take place at Colmar
in this county, April s. and s. The farm
is one Of the most famous horse breeding
establishments in the world and 1t IL said
to have cost it's owner, the late Andrew
Moore of Philadelphia, upwards of 81, ,000 900.
The principal interest in the sale centers
around the stallion Director, for which
animal William Moore paid $4,000. and Red
Wilkes. now "a year. old, said to be the
greatest sire in the world. In all ITO horses
will be disposed of, including ninety brood
mares. The lot includes Director Moore.
half brother to Nancy Hanks: vinette.
2;09A; Margaret s., 2:123&; Ollie Wilkes.
2:16A: Palo Alto Belle. 2:221A; Mambrino
Maid. 2:1511a; Jos. Young, dam Of Joe Patch
en-; Nancy Lee, dam Of Nancy Hanks and
Dictator wilkes, and included in the list
of colts are full and half brothers and sis
ters to some of the famous trotters on the
turf today. y
The herald., 1898-03-28
China Can't Resist

LONDON, March 2S.-The Daily News
saps this morning 1t understands that after
Fridays cabinet council orders were dis.
patched to the British fleet in Chinese wa,
ters to rendezvous in the Gulf Of Pechi Ii
with view Of Strengthening the diplomacy
Of Sir Claude Macdonald, the British min.
ister In China. The Pekin correspondent
Of the Daily Telegraph says Sir Claude
Macdonald has advised China to refuse t
lease Port Arthur, as 1t ID unnecessa.,
since Talien Wan has been conceded, but
China has replied that she is poweriess tc
resist the Russian demands.
The herald., 1898-03-28
Mrs.. Parnell's Dee Ii

LONDON. March N.--Mrsy Delilah Tudor
Parnell. daughter OF the celebrated naval
OFFICER Rear Admiral Charles Stewart, ana
mother Of the late Charles Stewart Par
nell. died tonight at Avondale, County
wicklow, ireland. as the result OF the
burns she received In igniting her clothing
while she 49, sitting before fire.
The herald., 1898-03-28
Warrinr Sentinents

"Faith, Orm in a quandary." said Foley,
the grocer. "Bein good American citi-
zen. OF don't want teh sell Spanish olives;
but bein' an Irishman too, OF can't turn
thin down, for they're green. "-P Philadel-
phia Record.
The herald., 1898-03-28

A bronze aruuebus fished out Of Brest
harbcr during recent dredging operations
was in q perfect state Of pressrvation.
though It had Lain IN the water ever 800
The herald., 1898-03-28

The Rhind manuscript now in the Brit
ish museum is the oldest intelligible math-
ematical work extant that has ever been
deciphered.
The herald., 1898-03-28
The Peruvian Budget

(. LIMA. Peru (via Galveston). March H..
The government has published the budget
Tor 1853, which shows deficit OF a7o 40
1t was runortd that ON Easter evening the
government will pay its employees in PERU
Wan sovereigns. The Cuban delegate.
Bencr Aristades Aguera, arrived here to-
day and VIII shortly proceed to the United
States.
The herald., 1898-03-28

: HE WHOSE NERVES ARE 50 p0UN
j that he must needs 1ump-yea 1uMp-e>
the least noise. When your nerves are jump
ing nervas, when your brain whirls, vh4n
your nights are bed. when your dreams are
misery. when your days are long. gloomy.
melancholy days, It Is time to act. You are
suffering from Nerxous Debility and. IL. not
careful. 1t may lead to complete Nsrvaus
Nroetration. The very best cure for this
condition y the grest d!:csysry gf the Wise
the great Hudyan. Hudyal cures fadlin1
manhood, dssScn6ency. lack Of anbili6N,
restlsssnsss, unwisA Aislipe eiton, premaAtiSk
lsy, abuses and corsscts the sfrors Of We
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The herald., 1898-03-28
The London Market

LONDON. March a. The money market
- hrrhsr, but there u 40 near prospect 81
|sase. - etsck txenangs 4 stasnant. ana
The herald., 1898-03-28

Raper was first manufactured In the
- NoerS n ths eighth century.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
MALvINA FIXED IT.

"Speakin' of bilin' things remark
ed Deacon Puffer to the throng in the
village store, reminds me of my wife.
Some time ago she SEE tn me, seq she,
Josiah, eff tn exertion won't be tn
much fer We, I'd be obleeged eff yer
would fetch me bout pint of alco-
hol. An, Josiah, SEE she, L want it
strong
What she wanted it fur pears I've
furgottin' now, but when l fetched it
tn hum she smelled of it several times,
an seq she: 1T du beat the world, Jo-
siah, how these pesky critters du adul-
terate things nowadays. Why seq
she, If this amt more'n half water
then my Christian name hain't Nal
vina' Well, gentlemen" said the dea-
con, increasing his legs and then
crossing them again, "Malvina bein'
Mrs. Puffers Christian name, as we all
be KNOWN, 1t warn't fur me tn dis
pute an l vowed tibet what was want
ed wuz pure stuff. or none tall. An
then hev them send worse stuff than
afore, remarked Malvina. No, Jo-
siah,' SEE she. them critters be past
redeemin.' Leave it tu me, Josiah
81 left to Malvina, gentlemen" ex-
planned the deacon, after helping him
self to bit of cheese and a cracker.
an out | goes tn du my chores. |
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03

'spose / was at EN- fur bout Ave or
six minutes when all of a sudden
hurd the durndest explosion an tn
tallest yellin' from tn, kitchen. where
| left Malvina, thet We ever heerd tell
of. / runs in there. an what We
'spose / find?
..Durn my buttons" chuckled the
deacon, before any one could reply,
"ef / didn't discover Malvina fiat on
her back by tn stove which was bust
ed all TIL thunder, with her eyebrows
all gone, an no more hair on her head
hardly than ye'd find on baby's.
Bury me from tn meetin' house. Jo-
siah, seq she, as | bent over her. AN
don't low Hannah Perkins In tn door,
fur I'm done fur But she warn't
done fur, an when I'd convinced her
of tibet fact, an tibet she he'd not been
called as yet, she up an told me all
bout it.
1T pears, gentlemen continued
the deacon, tibet Malvina he'd decided
to strengthen tibet alcohol, an she
concluded tibet IL du tibet she'd better
bile it down. She put it in a biler,
slapped it on tn stove an then goes
bout her work. TIL stove was putty
hot, an afore Malvina he'd done
more'n tn or three things, an he'd jes
started til look tn see how tibet bilin'
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
BUTTONS BUSY FOUR MINUTES.

Burton had set his alarm clock for
$3.50, as he had some writing to do,
and knew that he couldn't steal time
for that purpose at the Office during
the day. When the alarm changed he
awoke, sat up in bed, thought laZlly
for a moment and utterly forgot his
writing. 1t was 5:42-for he looked
at the unwinking face of the dial
when he settled back for an involun-
tary dOze-one of those quick little
maps that overpower a man in the
short hours of the morning.
A few moments later he was stand
ing in small Enclosure surrounded
by log walls. A brown horse stamped
beside him and a mountaineering a
marvellous resemblance in face and
voice to his wife-wos trying to tell
him something. He shook his head,
disengaged his arm from her restrain
ing hand, and frightened the saddle
girth upon the brown hors" Upon
the horc's back he sprung, the walls
opened and he sped out, while behind
him came streaming a tumultuous
rout of horse and foot soldiery in blue
uniforms, whom he had really failed
to notice before, but who evidently
belonged to the walled Enclosure.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03

orable appellation. He was exceed
ingly uxorious, and unfortunately for
him, his companions possessed a
sense of morality so keen that it
would put licensing committees to
the blush.
This highly domesticated beast was
seen openly to kiss his wife.
His whole tribe was shocked, revolt
ed at this atrocious behavior, and they
insisted that the case should be refer
red to the Judgment of Jove
The outraged accusers stated their
case through one of their most elo-
ouent orators His speech was long.
In spite of the well-judged changes
of intonation for which he was widely
renowned, he found himself unable to
fix the attention of the judge. Jove
nodded.
Presently he came to the accusation,
and with strident voice he made
known to all the deed of the culprit.
Jove started.
What did he?"
The counsel repeated the charge
well, he must be an ass" cried
Jove, and the cry "A sentence" rang
around
Since then an ass is merely an ass
Pick Me-Up.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
MEN AND TYPEwRITERS.

This thing of hiring lady typewriters'
said Mrs. Wadsleigh, lis all wrong.
Indeed it is assented Mrs. Rocking
ham. Lady typewriters are not to be
trusted in offices where there are young
men,
Not Mrs. Wadsleigh went on, that
! wish to be understood as meaning tina,
there are no estimable lady typewriters
Some of them are splendid girls
Il know it, Mrs Rockingham declared
"A gentleman of my acquaintance mar
ried his typewriter. and she is as perfec,
a lady as | ever met"
Yes" said Mrs. Wadsleigh, many OF
them are real ladies-most of them ma
be for all l know. But the trouble Is with
the mem"
That's just it"
''Most young men seem 10 be fools. They
can't ..elp falling in love with women
that happen 10 be around in their way
all the time "
That's the conclusion have come tc
exactly"
Il don't allow my husband to employ g
lady typewriter at ell
II don't either"
ITO permit a young and good looking
man to do SO is only allowing temptation
to be thrown in his way.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03

The air was cool. bracing, delicious
the skies bright blue. To right and
left rolling hills of considerable height
were crowned with underbrush and
struggling trees, while deeper woods
extended to the background. He no.
ticed that the leaves were respondent
in red and yellow and he realized that
October was in all its glory.
Somehow the ride must have been
short. There was whirl of dust and
a coach whizzed by-not a stage coach
of the west, but one of those affairs
with broad tires and cushioned seats
SO much in vogue for tally-ho parties
He found himself, horse and all, by
the side of the log wall again and the
coach passed inside. The next in
slant he noticed puff of white smoke
ND on the hillside about 1000 feet
away Then came other white puffs.
and the leaves flew in spots on either
side of him. He called his men-called
in a voice which seemed to give no
sound-and there was no noise accom-
panying the white puffiings up there
among the underbrush. His men be-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
THE WOMAN WHO CHARMS.

The woman of charm Is never f1us-
tered and never distract. She talks
little and rarely of herself. remember
ing .'bores' are persons who insist on
talking about themselves when you
want to talk about yourself She new
er makes an effort to be brilliant or
entertain with her wit. She is far too
clever for that. She never volunteers
information nor conversation about
her troubles or her ailments, nor does
she wander OFF into details about peo-
pie you do not know
She is all things to all men in the
best sense Of that phrase approaching
his qualities, stimulating him to bet
ter things.
For his gayer hours
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03

Never mind what you think" inter
ruptetA the lawyer. I'VE want facts hPre
We don't care what you think and vs.
haven't any time to waste listening -
what you think. Now, please tell VA
where and when It was that you drsr m,t
this man"
The witness made no reply.
Come. come" urged the lawyer 4
demand an answer 10 my question"
Still no response from the witness.
Your Honor" said the lawyer. tI-n-
ing to the court. ct think I am ~ I'd
to an answer TO the question I have uu'
"The witness will please answer me
question:" said the court, in imprests
tones"
Cant" said the woman.
Why not?"
''The Court doesn't care to hear what
think, does it?'
NO"
Then there's no use questioning ne
any further ! am not a lawyer. [ can!
talk without thinking"
SO they called the next witness.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03

why do you not pr-r-roceed?
M. Zola--May l ask question. NJ i.
Judge?
The Judge-Cer-r-tainly not Pr.r-r,.
coed
M. Zola-But how, then, can establish
my innocence?
The Judge-zat ees no beesness of mirs
Pr-r-roceed!
M. zola,-Is thees Justice? Is the,q
Fra-r-ance?
The Judge-Cer-r-tain not-I mean n
say Eat re court will until next day ad.
jour-r-n.
NJ. lola goes out, and is at once "a,
upon by mob and soundly buffeted. In
the meantime a lot of playful advocates
are making a football of the Judge. Cur.
tain falls on a repetition OF the ea.ly
scenes of the revolution Of vs.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03

conductor stopped and examined the
floor. Every man in the car did the
same. The girl stood up and shook
her skirt. Then all the gratings were
hfted up and the space beneath was
carefully examined.
But there was no sign of the cher
lshed emblem. When everybody was
beginning to feel exhausted the girl
suddenly exclaimed:
oh, thank you, ever so much. It
is all right. | remember now that I
gave it back last night"
The other passengers buried them
selves behind their papers. and the
conductor went out on the back plat
form, almost broke the bell strap. and
then rang up ive fares in mistake.
he was so asitated.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03

gan to skulk behind trees and walls
and opened fire upon the places
whence the white clouds kept rolling.
A man in black ran out upon the
hillside emerging from a clump Of
brush. There was a general firing and
the man staggered. AS he fell, Bur-
ton noticed that he had changed his
costume in the moment Of the fall and
was now arrayed in a blue-gray uni
form. He picked himself up and reel
ed back among the trees. There was
more firing and Burton awoke.
Fully believing himself hours be-
hind his office time. he looked at the
clock 1t registered 5:46 All the
events of the dream had passed before
his drowsy mind in four minutes OF
actuality-Chicago Daily News.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03

She has voice of gladness and a
smile and cloquence Of beauty;
and she gliGes
Into the darker musings with Mid
and healing sympathy mat steals
away
Their sharpness ere he IS aware
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
HE BUILT A HOTEL.

Good stories are shouldered from
man TO man until their origin is hope
lessly lost. The one about Train and
the Omaha hotel is said to have had its
beginning in the Catskills. George
Harding, of Philadelphia, one of the
leading patent lawyers of the United
States, visited mountain hotel with
members of his family, one of whom.
falling i'll, he ordered for her some
delicacies from the kitchen. These
proved so uninviting that ne made
vigorous protest, whereupon the clerk
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
THE lola TRIAL.

THE lola TRIAL.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Extract from a bowling farce now being
produced with immense satisfaction to
gay Paree:
Gendarme-You aire arrest.
M Zola-Who? Me?
Gendarme-Ou Come wiz me along.
The Judge-Ah. NJ zola. Welcome
You will get re fair trial-nit. Pr-r-ro-
coed.
NJ. Zola-You will per-r-mit me to IT.
ter-r-roduce re Witnesses necessaire tc
establish my innocence?
The judge certainly not! Pr-r-ro-
coed.
NJ. Zola--Is thees juctice?
The Judge-Cer-r-tainl not-zat is.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
THE GOVERNORS SUPPRESSED



They are telling this story Of Gov
ernor Russell, of North Carolina:
He was travelling recently from Rail
eigh to Wilmington, and when the
conductor was passing through the
train punching tickets he came across
the Governor and stopped to look at
his pass.
Governor RUSSELL however, asked
the conductor what the fare was.
Why, you've got a pass, haven't
you, Governor" said the conductor.
We'll. yes" Governor Russell re-
Piled but line tired of the d-n pass
business
He paid his fare, but it is safe to
say the precedent will not commend
itself to State officials generally.-At-
lanta Constitution.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
1T EXCITED THE CONDUCTOR

She was a tailor-made girl. and all
the other passengers in the cable car
were men. The conductor had come
in to collect fare. when the girl
clutched the left arm of her coat and
gave sort of half scream.
What is this, MISS" asked the
conductor.
Here she showed signs of fainting.
says the New York Evening Sun. The
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
WHEELING REGISTER SUNDAY, APRIL 8, 1893

snapped insultingly: IF you don't
like the way this house is run you'd
better build hotel of your own =
Mr.. Harding, in satisfactory degree
OF engagement, replied: "I'1l do it,
sir. at once, and for no other purpose
than to close this house" And close
it he did within short time after his
new house was opened.-New York
Press
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
CONSCIENTIOUS.

James" said the milkman to his
new boy, dye see what I'm doin' off,"
Yes, sir replied James, you're
a-pourin water into the milk
No, I'm not, James. I'm a-pourin'
milk into the water. So if anybody
asks you if | put water into the milk,
you can tell 'em no. Alters stick to
the truth, James. Cheatin is bad
nough, but lyin' is wuss. '-Pick-Me
Hin
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03

process was a-comin on, tn durn thing
blew up. Malvina never sed much
bout it. more'n tn tell me how it hap
pened, an if she's he'd alcohol in TIL
house sence / hain't heerd Of it.
Washington Times.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
A SENTENCE.

When tlme was young and the beasts
Oh the held received names, the ass
was known as The Braying One"
But at length one misguided animal
lost for aye to his species that hon
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03
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NOT A LA WYER.

Cleveland Leader.
Now" said the lawyer who was en-,
Quoting the cross-examinatton will yo,
please tell us how and where you first ma
this MANI"
'I think" said the woman with u,
sharp nose, that it was"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-04-03

Certainly it is. For old men who have
whiskers it isn't 50 bad"
.'Oh. no; If my husband were Old and
had whiskers l. Of course. wouldn't care
who his typewriter was
And those poor, deluded souls thought
they know all about it.-Clevedand Lead
or
The record-union., 1898-07-26
To My Old Patrons.

STILL OFFER MY VALUABLE
services. if you are SO unfortunate as to
require them. When a man is sick and
needs a physician the inquiry is where
can / find one who has been long enough
in this climate to understand the peculiar
status of disease in our midst,
having practised in San Fran
cisco since 1853, and with a
mind matured and enriched by studies of
an advanced order. L can safely say
there is hardly disease in the catalogue
of human ills that / cannot treat sue
cessfully. Ladies, | am always ready to
assist you. My knowledge has been in
creased by extensive experience. l am
now able to treat you with assured sue
cess No complaint peculiar to your deli
cate organism is beyond my control My
female monthly medicines are superior to
any offered heretofore, and are sure to
have the desired effect. Those of the pub
lie who need my services l guarantee
gentlemanly. honorable and scientific
treatment at reasonable rates.
| address particularly those suffering
from private diseases and lost manhood
Persons afflicted. If they prefer, can con-
suit me by letter, giving symptoms of the
disease or trouble, and receive medicines
by express with full instructions. All
letters must be directed to j. II. Josselyn,
Cal, room IL. In all cases cure guaran-
teed or no pay required. Consultation per-
sonally or by letter free. Apartments for
patients when desired. Consultation
parlors, 906 Market and Ellis streets
Office hours a. m. to p. m. My diploma
hangs in my office.
J. H JOSSEI,YN NJ D.
The record-union., 1898-07-26
LEGALLY ORGANIZED.
Decision in Favor Of Reclamation
District 1876.

District 136.
Some time ago suit was brought IN
the name of the State against Recla-
nation District 1876, in this county, to
exclude the district from all corporate
rights. The Superior Court found that
the Board of Supervisors had no jur-
isdiction to form the district, and that
the district was not legally organized.
The defendants appealed from this
Judgment, and now the Supreme Court
has made an order reversing the same.
The most serious objection, the SUI
preme Court says, to the validity Of
the organization Of the district rests
on the publication in 1871 of the petit
ton of the land owners for it's forma-
ton. The lower court held that the no.
tice of publication was not sufficient.
The Supreme Court decides that the no.
tice was sufficient.
1t is contended the Supreme Court
also says, that the State is estopped
from questioning the validity of this
corporation by reason of inaction in the
matter upon the States part for SO
many years, during which time de-
PENDANTS have expended large sums of
money in reclaiming the lands of the
district, and have enjoyed the fruits of
their labors during all that time.
These and kindred circumstances in
no way create an estoppel against the
State. 1t is claimed that the petition
is void on the ground that the names
of some of the land owners We're at
tached to the petition by other parties.
The approval of the petition by the
Supervisors was an adjudication of the
fact, an adjudication that was abso-
lutely conclusive.
The order denying the defendants
motion for a new trial is reversed. JUS
tice Temple dissented.