Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1898-08-31
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spanked) = Tommie! Thomas ven
Bob-Don't you wish you were an ,.es
clad?-Bazar. 'u'
Brownleigh Visiting friends in ~
country)-I don't often get such q cue 'As
supper. Johnnie (son of host)-Nai,h.4
do we.-Tid-Bi f
Livesby Labornit-Madam. neoos..
ty compels me ter axe yer fer soma
thin ter eat Mrs. Punly-Axe IN.
wood-pile tirst.-Judy
Only Single Men Know.-"Do ~.
know how to manage II womon%
why, of course not. I'm marrieds
Chicago Evening Post.
Does my whistling disturb vonm
"Oh, not In the least. I'm used to hes,
ing men whistle. I'm collector for
millinery house. Brooklyn Citizen
The Parson-My boy, l trust v00
have some good and noble aim in In
The Boy-Why, cert! Do youse t'InL
I'm one Of dem Spaniards?-C hicayo
News
Il see an actor has been given com
mission in the army" II wonder n ba
will Insist on having the center of tba
battle field?"- Philadelphia North
American.
She-Julie and Joe are engaged bn
they have decided to keep their an.
gagement a secret Julie told me 80
He-Yes, l know it; Joe told me.-Yop.
kers Statesman.
Fullace-Swavely does not enjoy .
very wide popularity, does he? Jack
Fot-No he Is the sort of chap who
always wins at poker.-Philadelph
North American.
Are you going to buy any 500
bonds?" said Mr.. Snaggs to his wife
mot until they are marked down to
$685." replied Mrs. Snaggs.-Pitts.
burg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Sunday Huntsman (boasting)-Hard.
ly had l been hunting a quarter of an
hour when dead hare lay at my feet
Doubling Friend-Do hares ever com.
init suicide?-Fllegende Blaetter.
Clara-I see that Cynthia has decora.
ted her room with guns, pistols, swords
and the like. Cora-Yes; she always
has been great girl for having arms
around her.-Yonkers Statesman.
Hicks-Hello. Wicks; stopping at this
hotel? Wicks-Stopping? Not bit Of
it. Ever since got here I've been kept
running around for somebody to look
after my things. Boston Transcript
Wickwire-Say, have been carrying
these 1. 0. US Of your until they are
almost worn out. Mudge-Don't they
make a miserable quality Of paper
Observation-Disclosures Enquirer.
What are you crying for, Bobby
Boo hoo-Willie's broke his arm, an
If lick him all the fellers will say I'm
n coward" why don't you wait till
he's wen?" boo hoo-I-I can't lick
him then. New York Press.
This is the commencement season."
remarked the observant boarder at the
breakfast-table. YES" replied the
cross-eyed boarder, ''and the sun is con.
ferring degrees upon the thermometer"
-Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph
His Training-"How did Spudklns
get his appointment as brigader gen
eral? / never knew that he was con.
nected with the army" "Oh, yes, by
marriage; his brother-in-law is a Uni.
ted States Senator. Brooklyn Life
Mrs. Naborly-So your name Is the
same as your papa's, Harry? Harry
Yes'm. Mrs. Naborly-How do you
know when your mamma calls who she
means? Harry-Oh, she always calls
me kind of coaxing.-Brooklyn Life.
Applicant-I'm afraid, mem, | cant
take the place. Lady of the House
But the wages are liberal and the work
is not hard. Applicant-Thats all
right, mem; but there's no place In the
house to store me bicycle.-Boston
Transcript.
Directory Canvasser-Wha Is your
first name, Mr. Peck Mr.. Peck-lt
was Claude before l got married. d.
rectory Canyasser-Am to understand
that marriage altered your name? Mr..
Peck-N-no, but spell it Clawed now.
Chicago News.
when one Of the tubes on the Vesu-
vius is discharged" remarked the Ma
drid press censor, sit merely gives
slight cough" YES" replied his assist
ant, but there are circumstances un-
der which a slight cough 10 n mighty
dangerous symptoms" : Washington
Star.
II do so admire Mr.. Steddygate,' SAID
the young woman. HE is 30 original.
Really, Miss Phlippers,' said Inc
bright young man, you should mol NC
SO sarcastic" I'm not; he is the ohi!
young man l know who Is not always
trying to say something bright anu
new" Indianapolis Journal
John" she said you ought to pun
Ish that boy" whats the matter WIN
him?' he asked. Hes altogether lo0
dictatorial," she replied. HE wants "
rule everything" "Oh, we'll he ,e
nlipd 'let him enjoy himself While ITO