Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1898-03-23
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SohO PSoPiS CIV wy S~-S
and that is for all time.
s6- Money is not affected by prohib-
itory laws; it gets tight.
eH- When creek meets creek look
out for spring freshets.
Sag Why should tenant insist on
lower rent when all rent is hire?
s9 A Georgia editor describes de-
faulter as six feet tall, and $4,000
short.
p9 Disparage and depreciate no one
an insect has feeling and an atom a
shadow.
a@ A colored philosopher says it is
foolish to count your chickens before
daybreak.
p8- The "hotel loafer" is an Ameri-
can institution. He is not tolerated
in Europe.
s6. 1t is much easier to regulate an
irregular clock than a dlsordered
stomach.
s8~ Answering the door bell is signal
service Offering your arm to lady is
civil service.
B9- 1t is fact worth remembering
that it does not take half so long TO
make wound as to heal one.
p9r Daniel Webster said, "One may
live as a conqueror, king, or magls-
trate, but he must die as man."
s8- A little heat that can't be beat,
the window open wide; a little breeze,
ia little sneeze, and you're the doctors
pride.
p4~ Don't kill your dog trying to
make him run with your bicycle.
Dogs were intended for no such pur-
pUse.
s9- There is no particular harm in
an American boasting of his family
tree as long as there is nothing shady
about it.
p8- A man who has found place in
the world in which he is fairly COM
Portable ought to have sense enough
to stay there.
g6~ One of the first signs that man
is getting old is when he begins to
reckon his age by his last birthday in
stead of his next.
a9. Does my whisting disturb you p
"Oh, not in the least. I'm used to
hearing men whistle. I'm collector
for millinery house."
e0~ Frances Willard said: "There is
no in the Lords Prayer; it is all we !;
it has all the brotherhood of man and
the fatberhood of Cod"
s6" "Papa, what is meant by taking
Time by the forelock' "In most
cases, my son, it is worrying about
things that never happen"
p9@ "It's curious fack," said Uncle
Eben, "dat de man who is onwillin' to
rest on Sunday is equally onwilin' to
labor de yuthuh six days."
s6- A guest should always be care
full to keep her own room in perfect
order, so that no extra work is made
for the hostess or the servants.
aY- Men and horses are said to be
in danger of starvation in many a
northern Maine lumber camp. This
winter has been a hard one for them.
nag With the snow from Z to IL feet
deep on a level, the lumbermen of
northern Maine now confess that it is
possible to have too much of good
thing.
aO- A Brooklyn man S3 years of age
married woman of 80 because she
could tie his cravat so nicely. His
children are trying to have him ad-
Judged insane.
s1- A man does his cohtin' in privit
and s'clusion, Moses, jes' like a boy
goes benin de woodshed to suck his
orange. 'Tain't case he's shamed OBJ
it, but ease he wants it all to hisself.
Bdse 1t is said that Birmingham, Eng
land, turns out five tons of hairpins
every week. What a blow it would
be to Birmingham if the women should
all take a notion to shingle their
heads!
pde An organist says that a COW
moos in a perfect fifth octave, or tenth !;
dog barks in a fifth or fourth a
donkey brays in perfect octave; and
horse neighs in a descent on the
chromatic scale.
e9. Professor-Too bad! One of my
pupils, to whom I have given two
courses of instruction in the cultiva-
ton of the memory, has forgotten to
pay me, and the worst of it is can't
remember his name
Hd~ There is a sturdy ring to Gener-
al Lees message from Havana. 81
am here,n he said, "to guard Ameri-
can interests. shall do my full duty"
What more can any country ask of
its most devoted sons?
s1- The Chinaman, it is said, can
write all day, work all day, stand in
one position all day, weave, beat gold,
carve ivory, do infinitely tedious jobs,
and discover no more WEAKNESS and
irritation than if he were a machine.
B9 The cod fisheries Of Newfound-
land have been followed for nearly
400 years. They greatly exceed those
of any other country in the world.
The average export of cod is about
1850, 900 hundred-weight per annum.
Bg Bicycle manufacturers continue
to assign. The Somerville Journal as.
serts the purchase of bicycles by peo
pie who could not afford them has
done as much as any other one thing
in the last five years to make hard
times.
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