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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
The State Campaign.

The election of the entire Democratic co,,n-
ty ticket and handsome majority for John
Lind in Winona county-is the goal of Demo-
cratic effort and it can be attained!-Winona
Daily Herald.
A good many Republican papers through
out the state are supporting Judges Cantv
ana Mitchell, whose names appear on tha
Ucket for the supreme court. The Aitkiu Age
is che of them-St. Cloud Daily Times
Inc enthusiastic support being given John
LIND IN this campaign in all parts of the
state is beyond all expectations. Some Of The
strongest Republican counties are going +o
give him majorities. Even Goodhue, the ham
FER Republican county in the state. is afre
with Lind Observation-Disclosures Leader.
The people of this state will paw no atten-
ton to Bank Examiner Kenyon's charges
against Mr.. Lind. Allegations by a. man VIII,
has proved himself incompetent official
and who has Kenyon's record cannot affect
Mr. L:nd.-Little Falls Herald.
The John Lind men are thick in this MARI
OF the state. Forty years of monopolistic rule
under the leadership Of the Republican partv
has created them. A change is demanded
and will be inaugurated in January next
Appleton Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
The Power Back cf EuSfjs,

The nomination of William Henry
was accomplished by the 500 and Ca
madam Pacific through Thomas Lowry.
Street railway pres Has also acted as
ident has been the collector of cam
chief bugler. paign funds
If the people elect the Guaranty Loan
candidate, the next man to secure an
appointment on the railroad and ware
house commission will be John Blan-
chard, of the Minneapolis Times, and
the friend Of the railroad interests rep
resented by Thomas Lowry.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
MONDAYS WEATHER.
Rain or Snow; Colder.

NINNESOTA-Da ain or snow and colder. hi oh
NORTH DAKOTA-Snow
-''.'G winds. SOUTH DAKOTA
older in southeast portion
GWA-Rain; colder; winds
MONTANA-Snow 1urries;
VISCONSIN-Rain Monday,
in northern portion Monday
Ign east to northeast winds
TEMPERATURES st
A; Huron, ~; Bismarck "a
80, -lavre, "a; Helena, "a; Edmon-
ton, 30; Battleford, IS; Prince Albert, 3d.
Calgary, 80; Medicine Hat, 30; Swift Current,
81; Qu'Appele, 80; Minnedosa, 80; Winnipeg,
20 Buffalo, $3.50: Boston. $3.50; Cheyenne,
treaI 46-54; New Orleans, 6O-64; New York,
$3.50; Pittsburg 44-46
YESTERDAYS MEANS-Barometer 2974:
mean temperature, 46; relative humidity, "a;
wind at s p. m, southeast; weather, cloudy;
maximum temperature, SO; minimum temper
allure, 81; daily range, 81; amount of precip-
itation in last twenty-four hours. 0.
RIVER AT A. NJ
Danger Gauge Change in
Station. Line Reading. "a Hours.
st. Paul .............14 as SOL
La. Crosse g.. .......10 80 1904
@Rige.
NOte-Barometer corrected for temperature
end elevation. p. F. Lyons, Observer.
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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
How 'En plNyment Hunts Labor"

IIDh
To The st. Paul Globe:
Last week I was in little village in +h..
Western Reserve of Ohio, twenty miles from
the presidents home in Canton I went down
10 the station to get morning paper and read
In 1t one of those presidential speeches in
which Mr.. Mckinley INDUCED in another of
those eptgrammatic sentences of his-Iika
The foreigner pays the tax, . ard "Cheap and
nasty go together'-n which he laid the
hattering JUNCTION to his soul" that his ad.
ministration was scattering blessings DER
a smiling land" CHOW" he said. "emnIov-
ment Is hunting labor instead of labor hunt
Ing employment" On the depot platform was
the fact to confront and refute the assertion
A number OF section men Of the Pennsylva-
MIA hallway company were engaged in ami
mated discussion. The topic was an order re-
ce1ved by the boss" that morning from the
company's general Office announcing a reduc-
ton of wages from $1.15 to 81 .03 a day. The
men refused to accept the reduction and start
ed OF to hunt employment A couple of days
later I met In Cleveland workman in one
Of the great iron mills of that city, whose
occupation was that of a wire drawer on
the night shift. He was lamenting the reduc-
ton in the rate per hundredweight of wire
drawn, under which he could earn but -
cents by nights work, instead of from 81. so
to 30 under the former rate. reduction that
took effect last year-after the "restoration'-
and one that he accepted because employment
was not and Is not yet hunting labor" The
foreigner does not pay the tax cheapness is
not naStiness and employment is not hunting
labor, but the maker OF platftudinous phrases
placidly pursues his fancies.
p. ]. smalley.
St Paul. Oct. q.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

The Pioneer Press offered a gratui-
tous insult to the intelligence Of every
voter in Minnesota yesterday by pic
turing Spain on its knees hoping for
The election Of a Democratic congress
in America. Has any Democrat in this
broad land done anything since the 21st
CT last April to indicate that Spain
would get anything but her Just deserts
from the Democrats of this countrv :.
Who but Admiral Dewey, Democrat,
led the brilliant assault at Manila May
J.? Who but Ensign Bagley, Demo
craft, was shot TO death the same month
while making a brave fight at Carda-
mas" who but Lieut.. Hobson, Democrat,
sank 8 vessel il June in the very mouth
of Santiago harbor urder hundred
frewrinS Spanish guns? And who but
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
Doubtless Others.

New York negro who saw George Wash
ington's funeral procession died yesterday,
but 1t Is feared that there are others still
at large.-Chicago Record.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

Civilization is pushing its way in Ma
Mia. a base ball contest has been be-
gun for which the prizes are given by
3 brewing company and a distillery of
he United States.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
Carving Matters to- Extremes.
st. Paul. Oct. 2

The Cyrano nose seems to be the Iegiti-
mate successor Of the Trilby foot Our
dramatists Of late evince a. disposition to
carry matters to extremes.-Chicago Times
Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
THE DEMOCRATIC TICKETS.
STATE,

Governor .......JOHN LIND. Brown county
Lieut. Gov ........J. NJ. BOWLER, Renville
Sec. State........J. J. HEINRICH, Hennepin
Treasurer. ALEX. M'KINNON, Polk
Auditor. GEORGE N LAMPHERE, Clay
Attorney General. JOHN F. KELLY, Ramsey
Clerk Sup. Court.Z. H. AUSTIN, St. Louis
Judges THOMAS CAVITY, Hennepin
Suprenle. ......IDANIEL BUCK, Blue Earth
Ccurt......iWM. MITCHELL, Winona
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

The supreme court has resumed MAX
ing the smaller courts Of the state look
like 80 cents.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

Richard Mansfeld's stage nose looks
very much like the noses several ST.
Paul citizens have paid thousands of
dollars to cultivate
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

Now let the Leech lake fleet go into
winter quarters without further ma
neuVering.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

What did the Republican who came
In from a speaking tour Saturday mean
by saying that the country roads had
gone Democratic?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

Tie a small red string around your
little finger this morning and cut it off
after you have registered tomorrow
MORNING
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

London is in the throes of a great
discussion on the color Of water Mil
Waukee doesn't care
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

The chief Of police Of South Omaha
has been arrested. Did the chief order
his own arrest?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

The soldiers are leaving the hospitals.
but the latter are still doing a good
business. The football players are fill
Ing them up.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
What May Be Expected.

It is about time for Spain to urge that we
only knocked her out by chance blow, any
how.-Philadelphia North American.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
THE CHICAGO MARKET.

The receipts at Chicago for the week
showed a gain over the week previous Of
about 5000 cattle, $1,000 hogs and 5000 sheen.
but as compared with year ago there was
a decrease Of approximately 1000 cattle, while
gain of $500 hogs and 5000 sheep was
shown. Cattle at Chicago were from 1Ce
to 15c lower, and there was also a disposition
to bear the market on hogs while the sheep
market was comparatively firm.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

Several of the bad Pillagers have
been sent to Moorhead to spend the
winter. Editors Meeker and Lamphere
GILL be expected to provide them with
baths and bouquets.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

By the way, Bug" if you do not
register, you cannot vote.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

Having nothing in particular to rule,
is it too late for Spain to try the golden
rule?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
RAMSEY COUNTY LEGISLATIVE.

senator's
Thirty-third District. EDWARD PETERSON
Thrty-fouc5h District........R. S. M'NAMEE
Thirty-fifth District. JOHN H. IVES
Thirty-sixth District. JOHN E. STRIKER
Thirty-seventh District. H. ELLERBE
Representatives
First Ward. WILLIAM JOHNSON
Second Ward. Observation-Disclosures LEIDMAN
Third Ward. ............... HENRY W. CORY
Seventh Ward. LOUIS D. WILKES
Eighth. West Part. GEORGE F. UMLAND
Eighth-Ninth, S. Side. w. B. HENNESSY
EighLh-Ninth. n. Side. THOMAS F. MARTIN
TentA-E Eleventh, Country. LA. KNOWLTON
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

The recelpts OF Wheat the past wee
mary markets compare with the
week and corresponding week last
follows. -S'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
SEPTEMBER WHEAT TRADE.

Totals :. 10, s29, coo Il. 127 $50 8923 O0l
Cincinnati Price Curren.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

There has been a considerable and some
what unexpected advance in the price Of
wheat during the past week On Saturday,
Oct. 15 at the close of the market the ten
dency was toward weakness, but some causes
have operated during the past four or five
days to stimulate the price, though reaction
came on Friday with a renewal of an upward
turn Saturday.
The following figures are the prices of De-
cember option in the markets named below
and ON the dates given.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
FOR CONGRESS.
RAMSEY COUNTY.

Judge Of District Court. GEORGE L. BUM
Judge of District Court.JAAfES c. MICHAEL
Clerk Of District Court. JAMES A. MEADE
WILLIAM PLATTE
ar............ANTONM IESEN
............JOHN WAGNER
Is.......VICTOR C. GILMAN
HERMAN OPPENHEIN
e Court. JOHN CAVANAGH
FRANK J. ELLES
>v.,..~. ..---...................OR EN S. PINE
County Surveyor. B. IRVINE
County supt. OF Schools. JOHN A. HOGAN
County Commissioners
WILLIAM BROWN. CHARLES KARTAK,
D. J. SULLIVAN CHARLES REF,
CHAS. MCARRON. OSCAR TANKENOFF,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
MICH COW EXCHANGE.

SOUTH ST. PAUL, Mimi. Oct. 22.-Lytle
q Raeburn's weekly report: Owing to tho
WSather the first CT the week being bad trade
in the mich cow line was not so sunny as I,
might have been. Still a good many good.
useful animals changed hands at remunera
tive prices. Dairymen are now thoroughly
alive to the fact that the choice cows ara
the best in their business, and for these they
are satisfied to pay stiff prices, but don't
shippers know this as a rule, and row GOV
ern themselves accordingly The mich CO.
department Of the South st. Paul Stock yarE
seems to have parted company with the ster
mother and the milked-out stripper. Ouofs
tons: Choice mixers and forward sprinrerg
Si0046 each; fair mixers Qresh). s30040: No
l backward springers, $1,000; Northern cows
and Gamers, 81. 25g2 so per 100 lbs; dairy
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
COMPARATIVE WHEAT RECEIPTS.


Receipts Of wheat at winter and, spring
grain markets for sixteen weeks, July l to
Oct. II, with comparisons, in bushels. COM
piled by the Cincinnati Price Current:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

Note-Barometer corrected for temperature
and elevation. p. F. Lyons, Observer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
AN ADVANCE In WHEAT
BASED ON RUMORS OF WAR RE
TWEEN FRANCE AND GREAT
BRITAIN
OVER THE FASH0DA MATTER

Also Wet Weather in Northwest
Reluctance of Farmers to Part
With StOck-Varying State
ments as to this Years European
YieId-COnditions There Not Fa-
vOrabIe to Large Crop in 1899
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24

Continued ON Firth Hs&.ze.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
OF HOGS

Statistics show that five times as many
hogs were exported this year as lest. Tits is
due to the activity on the pant Of buyers. In
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-24
Ass02ia tod PFass News.

CITY SUBSCRIPTIONS
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
AFGHANlSTAN vENDETTAS.
How Deadly Blood Feuds Are wased In
the khyber PAsA

During the time have been in In.
dia, writes soldier correspondent, the
most interesting period was when was
stationed on duty for three moEths some
years back in Landikotal, on the AT.
ghanistan side Of the far famed Khyber
pasa Here / was able to forcibly real
ize the meaning Of vendetta, rs the
characteristic blood feuds Of the Afridis
are quaint and interesting.
The pass itself is a neutral zone be-
tween India and Afghanistan, but We ex.
ercise our dominion over the road that
winds its way for ~ miles through the
narrow valley. Here, as elsewhere in
Afghanistan, blood feuds are recog-
nized institution among the tribes and
last through generations, the dishonor
resting with that family who last suf-
fered from some defeat or treacherous
murder.
When an encounter occurs between
two tribes occupying settlements on op-
posite sides Of the road mentioned, one
or other must cross il before commenc-
ing firing, as firing across the road is
prohibited, but OH either side they can
exercise their friendly feelings toward
each other without hindrance.
But still quainter is it when the
feuds are between close neighbors. Each
family. with near relations, occupies a
number Of mud huts, inclosed in o
square surrounded by a thick, high wall
Of mud, stone and wood. At one corner
Of these squares is built watch tower
80 feet high. where the family marks
man takes his position and playfully
picks of any unfortunate who shows
himself in the next square. Constitu-
tionals are therefore confined on both
sides and limited to nightly prowls.-
Strand Magazine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
pAIRONlz,NG FAKES.

Candor compels US to say that cream
ery sharks" unreliable stree peddlers'
and Others Of that ilk are not wholly to
blame for the harm they do. Farmers
must be parties to the schemes OF the
gentry referred to II the latter succeed
in doing any swindllng, and It should be
distinctly understood that farmers have
duties 10 the premises that they should
perform, and IL they do not they should
expect to suffer the consequences and
ought not TO complain. A report is at
hand Of a creamery supply firm that
built q creamery In the neighborhood
where there were not cows enough TO
support q creamery, q great Is the
farmers complaint thereat. None ought
TO know better than farmers that q
creamery is no good without cows, and
thew should not be held blameless for
putting money into the 6rst in the ABB
sepce OF the last. The combined wit or
Judgment of half q dozen farmers In any
neighborhood ought to be match for
any one agent, bat II they put wit or
Judgment to sleep while dealing with the
agent the latter viii get the best OF the
deal.-Farm, Stock and Home.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
Future blacksmith Shop.

A blac ksmith's $ shop without forge
may really come to be a popular institu-
ton in the near future. The idea orig
mated in Belgium. The metal to be
heated is plunged into metal tub Of
water, and, apparently with little rea-
son, becomes instantly white hot AS q
matter Of fact, the metal tub is connect
ed by wire to one pole Of dynamo.
The water is acidulated, and when the
metal is plunged into the water All arc
seems to be established all around the
submerged portion, which may then be
removed and hammered on an anvil the
same as any ordinary heated metal
Los Angeles Times
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
Counterfeit Ivory.

Large quantities Of articles made OF
ivory having teen put upon the market
at extremely reasonable prices led to
an investigation as to their source The
supply Of ivory is so limited that the
prices can scarcely be varied; therefore
there was evidence that something un-
commercial was being done IL was
found that the fruit Of variety Of palm
was being utilized This fruit has a
very hard and white kernel. II can be
worked in lathe and is Of such fine
quality that experts may be puzzled to
distinguish it from the genuine article.
It is susceptible to almost all uses to
which genuine ivory is put To detect
the difference, apply small quantity
of concentrated sulphuric acid. This
causes the ilnitation article TO assume a
shade Of pink, while OH genuine ivory
it produces no change whatever.-New
York Ledger
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
x.,~,x,u a, T.nux.ou.

1t is one OF the pleasures of my life
that never saw Tennyson Hence lam
still able to think of him as poet. for
even his photograph is not disillusion'
izing, and he dressed for the part al.
most as well as Beerbohm Tree would
have done Why ones idea of poet Is
fiue frenzied being l do not quite
know One seems to picl: il up III the
very nursery. and even the London
gamin knows poet when he doesn't
see one
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
A BALLAD OF The ARMADA.


King Philip had vaunted his claims;
He had sworn for year he would sack us;
With an army OF heathenish names
He was coming to fagot and stack a.;
Like the thieves Of the seq, he would track u
And shatter our ships on the main.
But we had bold Neptune to back us,
And where are the Ralleons Of Spainf
His carackes were christened of danes
To tho kirtles whereof he would tack N;
With his saints and his gilded stern frames
He had thought like m eggshell to crack %
Now Howard may get TO his Flaccus,
And Drake to his Devon agnin,
And Hawkins bowl rubbers 20 Bacchus,
For where are the Halleons OF spainf
Let hi. majesty hang TO St. James
The sx that - whetted to hack us:
He must play at some lustier games
Ere at sca he can hope 90 outthwack Us;
To his mines Of Peru he would pack Us
To tug nt his bullet and chain.
Alas, that his greatness should lack usi
But where are gslleons Of spainf
ENVOY.
Glorianai The don may attack NJ
Whenever his stomach be fain;
He must reach US before he can rack ua
And where are the Ralleons Of SPAIN
Austin Dobson.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
OIL AMI APPLE IREeS.

Statistics tell US that half the fruit
trees planted die. Plant your trees on
a northern slope, and by all means have
an orchard and have apples ripening AT
different times. Get your trees from
nurserymen direct; don't have too many
fall apples, there Is no sale for them.
Do NOT have above four varieties. Put
your Young trees in some mud hole TWO
or three dsvs. and have the hole large
s,ough for the trees in setting and De
~ r.fnl in placing dirt about the roots.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25

When tho dog licenses were collected
by the collector Of queens taxes few
years ago, Sussex farmer was written
to to pay, and among other charges was
one for dog. He wrote back, "Now,
Mr.. Brown, I've paid this tax for two
years and have not had dog, and /
pay it this time, but if you don't find
me dog at once ! will not pay 1t
again. London Telegraph.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
Tho ,u,,e.t,ou Of the Board Of Aeri.

The suggestion Of the Board Of Agri-
culture bulletin on marketing to "re-
serve the smaller and poorer articles"
and ''selling the best on the market" is
akin to what formerly Was said Of the
way farmers then lived In the West
sthey sold everything at to cell, and that
which they could not sell Was fed TO the
hogs, and what the hogs wouldn't eat
Vas used In the family" We contend
that those who produce the choice
things Of earth are entitled TO . share In
their consumption.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
u.x,nc A CEMENT FLOOR.

A good wsy TO make cement hoor Is
20 excAvste TO the depth OF about hve
inches, and i'll 10 about four inches OF
this with broken stone, as iu preparing
for macsdsmizing q road. Mix the
cement with sand and water, so that IL
will be quite thin, and will run easily;
Let il iii all the openings and cover all
the stones. Allow this 10 SET linen
give the whole "A coating with q trowei
the same as Ia cementing cistern, using
one part o, cement 10 three parts OF good
ssud. A floor built in this manner VIII
last indefinitely IL the cement used Is
frat class Homestead.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
An Axerted Trsxedy.

An Atchison man got angry the other
night, and Missing an angry farewell ut
his family stalked haughtily out of the
house and out the front gate. When he
reached it, however, his pants leg
caught on nail and was ripped from
top to bottom, and the angry man who
had gone forever was compelled to re-
turn. Thus another tragedy was turned
into comedy dy.-Atchison Globe.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25

A patent has been taken ont in Ger
many for the production of artificial
rubies by evaporating a mixture OF
alumina and chronic oxide in the elec.
tric furnace and pass the vapcrs, with
the introduction Of damp air and hydro
.chloric acid. into condensing cham
Der. where the rubies precipitate
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
Clou,led Glass.

To cloud "A glass. for the sake of pro-
lection purposes, as in bathroom, and
yet TO preserve the light man who
works i'll glass says that 1t is done with
q solution of epson salts and vinegar
applied with brush. This should give
a frosted look that becomes very durable
if it is gone over at once with damar or
white varnish
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
DEATHS DISGUISE.


o death. when from the dark you lean
Toward her eyes and her sweet hair.
Come with no menace in your mien
And bring no face Of horror therei
because so long since have passed
Though not TO go was so tain,
And mny not hold her mt the last
To kiss away the parting paint
Come To her when the sunlight dipS
No grlsly shape or &eird surprise.
To smile upon her with my lips
And gaye upon her with my eyes
80 may she. with her fainting breath
Nauaht knowing any sob or tear,
Stretching ircd arms TO thee, dear death
Kiss thy :hite cheek without fear
Post wheeler in Atlanta Constitution
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-10-25
Base Ingrntitudc.

Parrot (scornfully)-Aw, what hat,
what a ha., what hat
Old Lady (indignantly)-The un-
grateful beast I'll resign from the Au-
dubori society at once and trim my bon
net with parrot wings. aarper's Bazar.