The Somerset reporter., 1898-02-17

dyspepsia is the cause of un
- told suffering. By taking Hoods
Sarsaparilla the digestive organs are
toned and dyspepsia IS CUR Ed.
She: Hereafter, dear, 1 intend to do the
| cooking myself.
he: Is that the reason you insisted upon my
having my life insured9
T. r. Anthony, Ex- Postmaster. OF Promise
| City, Iowa, says; 81 bought one bottle OF
| Mystic Cure for Rheumatism, and two doses
| of 1t did me more good than any medicine
ever took. Sold by Ho' alto ". Cushing Drug
gist. 107 Water St. Skowhegsn.
Matilda Have you spoken to papa?
BERTHE: Yes. | asked him through the
telephone. and he answered, al don't know
who you are, bat it's all right"
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS WINsLOws SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of moth
| ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, seftens
| is the best remedy for Diarrhoea 1t will re-
| lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately.
sold by Druggists in every part OF the world
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. 1y8S
as your wife literary"
eyes: every time rs ep ont of the house at
night she saws: Quo Vadis?"
1t VIII Surprise You.
In order to prove the great merit of Ely's
Cream Balm. the most effective cure for ca
tarrh and cold in the heae your druggist will
supply generous 10 cent trial size or we will
mail for 10 cents Full size so cts.
ELY BROS. 56 Warren St., N. Y. City.
Ely's Cream Balrn as completely, cured me
acquaintances have used it with excellent re-
| substituted w. Stevens, Caldwell Ohio.
"why do you think him such fool9"
ale asked me to marry him, and OF course,
l refused the first time, and he didn't have
sense enough to ask me again"
All the healing balsamic virtues of the Norway
pine are concentrated In DIR. Woods Norway
| Pine Syrup. Natures own remedy for coughs
and colds
Which will come out ahead-tbe French
| army or Zola9 Which will prove the mightier
| the pen or the swordf
Hundreds of lives saved every year by having
| Dr. Thomas Eclectric Oil in the house just when
| it is needed. Cures Group, heals burns, cuts,
wounds of every sort.
How it May be. "People are not alike, and
| what suits one may not please another ~
| guess that's right. What In one mans bicycle
| Is another mans juggernaut"
RHEUMATISM CURED INADAY.
| "Mystio Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu-
| ralgia radically cures in to days. Its action
| upon the system Is re markable and mysterious.
| 1t removes at once the cause and the disease
| imme diately disappt ars. The first dose greatly
ben Ats. rs cents. Sold by Horatio W. Gushing
Druggist lo7 Water st. Skowhegan.
| Mistress: bridget, are there any letters for
| me this morning9" Bridget: "Only two postal
| cards, but there's nothing Of Importance in
them"
Real Catarrh Cure.
| The 10 cent trial size OF Ely's Cream Balm
| which can be had Of the druggist is sufficient
| to demonstrate its great merit. Send 10 cents
| we will mail 1t. Full size 60c.
| ELY BROS, So Warren St., N. Y. City.
| Catarrh caused difficulty in speaking and To
a great extent loss OF hearing. BY the use OF
Ely's Cream Balm dropping OF mucous has
| ceased, voice and hearing have greatly i'm
| proved j. W. Davidson, Atty at Law, Mon
mouth, III.
"Did YOU tell that young man not to call
here any more?" asked Mabels father
severelv.>
| "N-no"
| "why not?"
al didn't think that it was necessary. don't
see how he could call any more now He calls
| seven times week"
| Distressing Stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the mastery powers o.
South American Nervine Tonic. 1nvalids neec
| suffer M longer. because this great remedy
can cure them an. II Is cure for the whole
| world OF stomach weakness and inc igeetl0n
The cure begins with the first dose. The relic
IL brings is marvellous and surprising. II
makes no failure; never disappoints. NJ
matter how long you have suffered, your curt
is certain under the use OF this great heaitf
Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist
| I07 Water St Skowhegan, Me