The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1898-01-28
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loves him.-somervflle Journal.
The difference between the astron-
omer and the chorus gil Is that one
studies the stars and he other under
studies Philadelphia Record.
These lake excursions seem SO lone
some" 'Tonesome7 Why. / am with
you" Yes. I know. but ! couldn't
bring my wheel g.v-Chicago Rec
ord.
she-"The sanfords contemplate tax
ing a trip to Europe. wish we could
afford to do H." He-"Wby. there's
nothing cheaper than contemplation"
Puck.
Watts-"Getting a little rest out your
way since the piano girl took to the
wheel, aren't your Potts-"Naw.
Her bicycle suit is louder than the
plano as.v-Indianapolis Journal.
Fuddy-'T understand that WIgiey
spends most OF his evenings here at
your houseT' Duddy-~I had an i'm
preston that II was my evenings that
he spends herer-Boston Transcript.
The Judge-"Dldn't / tell you the last
time that you were here that ] wanted
to see your face in this court no moreY'
Weary WatkIns-~You did, yeronner.
and that is exactly wot tole the cop"
There's the bicycle face and the bicycle
back,
With its queer. altitudsnous curve;
And the bicycle tongue. in the middle
hung,
And the scorcher's bicycle nerve.
Queensland Wheel
Customer-"Do you guarantee these
porous plasters to be good for weak
backT' Druggist-"Yes. sir: they are
good for a week back-and for a month
to come after you put them on."-Judge-
A Remarkable woman.-Mr. McCor-
kle-"My wife has a better memory
than any other woman / know" Mr..
McCrackle-"Indeedr Mr.. McCorkle
Yes: she always remembers what's
trumps. Judge.
Il told her I was afraid 10 kiss her
while we were on the tandem for fear
we would both fall or" What did ie
say?' "She said she hoped ! didn't
call myself an experienced wheelman."
Chicago Record.
Fuddy-'They say you have a liking
for Miss sponteI.~ buddy .lonsense,
The woman is insupportable." Fuddy
That's just II. You won't have 10
support her. She's got enough for
two."-BostoD Transcript.
Gent lsolicltously)-"Si have here
some lndestructible pIeplates.- Mr..
Hall Bedroome lgrimiy)-"Well. you
have come to the right house to sell
them. That's the sort OF pies Mrs.
Skinner gives us-'-Puck.
Il understand their engagement has
been broken" Yes. She says she was
deceived. He had only six century runs
TO his credit instead OF sixteen. and as
she had fourteen herself. he was clear
ly out Of her cIass."-Chicago Post
Advice from the Heart.-Barrow-
That's dandy wheel you have there.
old man. I'll take little spin on II
some day. BY the way. what kind Of a
wheel do you think l ought to rider
Marrow-~One OF your own-"-Brook-
Ign Life.
He Is an awfully wise young man,
to have seen no more than twenty
three summers" He may have seen
but twenty-three summers. but the
number OF summer girls he has met
runs up to the hundreds. "-Indianapolis
Journal
Seven dollars for a room and break
hu l. Frtf
IL steep. And awfully high" said the
victim. Yes admitted the summer
landlord. 1t IS so high and steep that
l don't see how l can come down-"-ID
dianapolis Journal
A Game Law in Itself.-Gobang-'1
think I'll DO quite little shooting this
summer / wonder what the close sea
son isT' Buckshot--"Well. In you
case. old man. fancy II you applied t.
the Legislature. they'd throw the who'll
: year open TO you."-Truth.
ITS surprising how impractical SOM
! very learned men are" Yes. there
Prof. Lingwist. for example. He spen
5 over half his life in acquiring huenc,
In nine or ten different languages an'
I then went and married n wife VIII
D never gives him n chance TO get wor'
5 in edgeways. Truth.
e Il happened TO remark little Will
I ago. in the presence Of Miss Billmors
; that some persons carried their fond
: ness for cycling TO extreme lengths T.
! Ike to know what there was in that OF
e servation TO cause her to turn red an
o say. SIR" Great Scott, Don't 20
4 know? She Is engaged 20 a young b
T cyclist nearly six and half feet high.
d Chicago Tribune
4 A man had been up for en- examins
+, ton in scripture. had failed utterly an
!, the relations between him and the 2,
4 aminer had become somewhat strasne,
\ The latter asked him II there were an
: text In the whole Bible he could quot
J.. He pondercd and then repeated: An
|, Judas went out and hanged himself.
= rs there any other verse You know
a the Bibley' the examiner asked. ~Ye'
Y Co thou and do likewise" There wa
solemn pause and the proceeding
erminated.-Argonaut
h A gentleman had LEFT his corner SOS