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REVIEWED.
Resume Of Wyoming News by a Man
With Fun in His Composition.
tDenver Evening Post.]

The largest trout caught in Sheridan
county streams since trout were invent
ed was successfully landed a few days
ago by Miss Vietta Esgar from the pei
lucid waters of Big Goose creek. Edi-
tor Taylor Of the Enterprise will IKE
cute a red seal affidavit to the fact that
it was twenty-three inches long and
weighed about five pounds.
Lander Clipper Dick Washable, son
of the famous Chief Washable. has re-
ceived an offer to go to the Omaha ex-
position with his family and have all
his expenses paid. He has declined
the offer. He said: mo. l can't go.
My oats and wheat must be irrigated
and my hay watered and cut. II I go
there will be no n to see to my farm"
bill Barlow" of Douglas has a green
house attached to his Budget sanctum,
and when his brain flag begins to fray
at the edges he lights his old cob calu-
met and hides himself away among the
flowers until his thoughts again flow
with liquid smoothness.
Fish Commissioner Schnitger has
distributed 500, 900 eastern brook trout
to the various streams of Wyoming this
season to discourage Sunday church
attendance and help along the fable lit
erature in the anti-George Washington
newspapers.
The Odd Spring" at Big Horn has
disappeared. the water having sunk,
leaving only a bottomless pit whose
lower terminal facilities are presumed
to be located in the parent bottomless
pit which we all dread.
A man named Mosteller and a young
daughter OF Cy Iby, both Of Casper,
passed through Douglas one night last
week in considerable of a hurry en-
route to Nebraska to close a for better
or fol- worse" contract, with old Cy's
horse beating a tattoo on their trail in
hot pursuit. The presumption Is that
by this time Mr.. Mosteller is either a
happy benedict or a cold, uncanny
corpse.
In addition to his duties as register
OF the United States land Office at
Cheyenne. Editor Chaplin writes the
heavyweight editorials for his bright
Laramie Republican and sends them
yer the hill every day by fast freight,
owners risk of spontaneous combus-
ton. And with all this great load to
bear, we learn from neighbors who can
hear him that he never blue pencils a
line of his usual evening prayers.
Hon. J.. c. Davis, the Rawlins bank
er, positively declines to enter politics
and become a candidate for governor
on the republican ticket. His health
is not very good. and he doesn't propose
to impair the value OF the check he
holds for a reserved seat in that land
from which politicians are barred.
Editor Middaugh Of the Wheatland
World went to Cheyenne last week and
rode the traditional b. goat through the
bewildering mazes Of the Royal Arch
degree Of Masonry. The goat Is in the
fraternal hospital, but aside from a
trifing soreness at the junction points
Of his bones, the genial north country
scribe Is as good as new.
Last Sunday was observed as "Patri-
otto day in the Methodist church at
Cheyenne. Pastor Winship preached
a Yankee Doodle sermon that ELECTED
frequent responses of "Amen!" from
the patriotic brethren, many OF whom
found 1t difficult to keep their whoops
swallowed down until they got outside
where it wouldn't be wicked to holer
and paw holes in the surrounding I'M
incumbered real estate.
The Cheyenne Sun-Leader empha-
sized the report Of the Santiago battle
by printing pictures Of deadly cannon
in the act OF belching, destruction at
an imaginary foe owe or the margin
Of the paper, while Old Glory waved
above the biggest u &C that all could
see by the dawn's early light that the
nag which they 80 proudly hailed at the
twilight's last cleaning survived the
night and was still there.