New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-10-16
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

rS ,.-,oo, MissIonary Association has closed
It's nscaI wear with all obligations on the year paiu'
with tho old debt Of $50 Go wiped OUT an" % -,
Of 500 In the treasury for the ne" Sc ..
OF the work has been cut down 10 pil,e it, .,e
this result. The association. in its hxecu'.'e
Comr,i,tee ard officers has followed what IL oe-
uavod n he the direction Of the churches IN Keep
ing the work inside Of the income
PROMPT Applicaton-Wise Father-No my son on
ra,or nut IN I'M o-morrow what. can be zone 10
day Remember that; and the pain WIN" 'e
Little FreddieNA right Gimme quarter TT, 10 q, go
to the ball game this aIterhooh' ~ 'e
morrow.-tChicago News
A Christian Endeavor rally Will be held IN On
cord wednesday evening. OCTOBER 10 Inc NJ -
Nehemiah Boynton. OF Detroit, Will preside anu
make the opening address. DR.. F. f. clark. inc
father Of the entire Endeavor movement Is an
nounced for another missionary address
Eiizn-so | heard. Did she run away with the
' oh no: IT was an up:ato-date eIopement'
YES. she ran away with her caddie. "-(Yonkers
Statesman.
The Woman's Christian Temperance Union OF
Chicago has entered a protest against the printing
OF the Jubilee dinner bill Of fare In French
ras, no Wsst no North no SOUTH Indeed?
eaid Mr. Flyppe, OF London. what cOnlounueu-
" ignorant ountry"-(Harpers Bazar
THE New-Oreans Times Democrat tells story
OF a woman who had no idea OF money. IL nap
pened one dsy that her eyes fell upon masniheeht
ring and she coveted 1t. 1t cost 5000 But what
was 81 90 TO her In comparison with the ring? OF
course her husband consented TO the purchase
What else could a dutiful. afrectionate HUSBAND 90
But he tried this method Of educating MS wire con"
corning the great price Of the ring lie instructed
In anna
pennies. dimes quarters. In came the money. Dag
t,, of,sr hogful She never had such an loea vi
9, 400 before When the money was piled before
her It alarmed her; the price OF the ring went up
n hundredfold and considered at once d"
extravagance which she OF her own option aoah-
doned .t
c,eveland contemporary prints beautiful little
poetica gem beginning;
wooed her in the moonlight,
I wooed her I'm the dark,
| wooed her on the a'euue'
I wooed her In the park
Maybe he wooed but we WISH lie "ooo' " w.
cago Times-Herald.
."rhe Ohio host" says correspondent or Inc
Rochester Post Express" "wearied out OF all en-
1,rorce hv the persstency OF his guest. chose as
h,s medium the family prayer after breakfast, ana
said. 20 Lord bless visiting brother' VINO wiz
Ieave us on the 10 o'clock train this norn'ns
prefer the suber and more reverent methou Oh an
other OhOan. the father or Nllia" LEA" nv" ''
tho novelist His practice was when visitor
had worn out his welcome. TO be called away on
husiness and TO say to his guest; i suppose you
will not be here when I return. 30 VIII wish you
yoodby' Excellent and highly appreciated pS the
bovs was the formula used by Dr. vaughn "heh'
-, boodnaster OF Harrow School he had To enter
rain the highest form in the school In hatches AT
..L,os, Cnumserating the hashfulness Of the
lads who did not know how TO leave and yet want
oil 70 do So the doctor would say-apropos or noth-
ing Must you go? Cant you stay! lhis was
the signal for departure l admire very nearby 'he
transmission OF a laundering narrator. who' IN
telling this story gave the formula as can't you
go? Must you stay" fellow-feeng makes one
wondrous kind 10 this revised version.
Gretson-So you brought suit for "a, damages ior
Injuries received in the smashup Dd you ever
get anything? ,, ,.
Dorster-I never received ANYTHING for myself, put
LAWYER in afnuent circumstances for several years
-(Boston Transcript.
7, a child I'm Switzerland does not attend school
On a particular day. the parent gets notice from
the public authority that he Is fined so many
francs: the second day the fine Is Increased. and
nv the third day the amount becomes serious one.
In case OF sickness the pupil Is excused, but II there
he any suspicion of shammng doctor is sent II
the suspicion proves TO be well founded the parent
Ga required TO pay the cost OF the Doctors visit.
Acting the Part.-Tommy-I dunno whether that
,ew bov noy' door is a coward or jst smart.
Mr. Figg-What have you been up 10 now -,
T ou1ht 10 go in the house an get him something
70 eat-(Indianapolis Journal
Methodist State Conference is TO be held in
syracuse next May "in the interest Of Christian
education looking toward the ample endowment OF
Syracuse University and the Methodist prepara-
tory schools within the bounds OF the conference
of New-York state.
coyid he made to divide, every man in de country
could nave money In his pocket
.sW eli " said Meandering Nike dat ud De purity
good Sti I'd rather not be bothered wit finan-
eal cares I'd tes' send an order to have my share
deposited to me credit In brewery -t"ashihs-
ton Star.
The BOARD Of Directors OF the Maryland State
bureau OF Immigration have instructed Cornelius
" Van der Hoogt secretary Of the board. to go
% holland for the purpose Of obtaining q num-
nor ~ immigrants with whom TO settle a colony in
Maryland.
Minister (who has taken a house in the country
90 TIC s,mmer)-But. my good man, nave brought
TOT ' serSsnts With me. / have employment to
give you. -. -, :, ,,o,, only xrsu HOW u,t.
~ - would take 70 keep me employed-CTit Bits.
r,s poard OF Aldermen OF 6omerville. Mass. has
,,.s.d n resolution IN favor OF tho municipal own
.r.h,n ~ the electric light plant.
TIL. Akron Beacon furnishes tho following new
illustrHtlon OF perpetual motoh'
The duck eats the worm.
The man eats the duck,
Tho worm cats the man,
Tho duck oats tho worm.
The Illustration 10 good IL may be applied IN q
political sense. an for erhnpiei
Tho BoHs gets tho sWns.
Tho serves tho BOSS
The swag buys the man.
The Boss gets the sWas 1870 ..