New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-12-04

ers madam. are the feathers OF howi; and tho
a pleasant evening IL II had not been for OF
the most insuferable little youngsters who was
Why. what was the matter with him.
"Oh ne is Of those children that say the
smart things that tickle US so much when we read
distracted when have to listen to them."-
,o ~us.,. nvha, hriob, .ves vo, have o,,
the VISITOR 10 hVe-year-od tommy leu must
get pl"''y OF sleep.
Yes a. he answered my MANN" makes me
20 10 peu every i's"' ~ "r'o'h'
nat ~ heeP you "'"''"S' H"'" N'e N'S'''r
No. II am l. rep"'u ''' Sou'ss'e' us 80 shs
can menu my c"lhes'
plain cosa 81 Suicide vrs royo ill.,
Homeworth's death seems to have been very mys-
ferrous.
e tfklgs w 9s %Fd''"e By MS wires ~a''hoe"-
THE Bookman" has heard of a Scotch pro-
fessor who had been advocating the advantages Of
athletic exercise "The Roman you,hs" he cried.
used to swim three times across the Tiber be-
fore breakfast The Scotch professor exclaimed.
siad - ",ara a', ,,,sa,,",', rba oa,n,,
Scot replied Il was lust thinking sir that tho
Roman youths must nav" iel' ''''r ''o.hes on
the WRONG pahA a' the eAu oi '"e'' ." III
Ia ,o,,o, m ,ro, Tho o~.,,, ho ,.o, rao,,-
with the superior air that ran invariably assumes
when he has discovered something tfat seems 10
a on H f o v y he said as
serts that woman's arms are crooked and she Is
generally misshapen IN this day and generation
be ~, sansa va" eno,,,,b re- En"w 4, 7' anu INV
Naturally she replied
why naturally ne demanded. - - -
On she eN th n fno MN wan,dn",
Judgment -(Chicago Post
The Now-York correspondent Of THE Phlahei-
phla Ledger" SAYS that few days ago ex-Sena.
tor nm dned WIN it'ehd IN PUBIC restaurans
In Albany. During me meal seven Demoeras
from different parts OF the State entered. and.
seeing the OK -Senator walked In TO him and shook
tho matter with the Democratic vote I'm youp
countvo" And each time the renIv came. s.ron
much Crokerism"
You have elegant and spacious home" sald
me Pastor. lou nave pooAs pia!no, oausnter
home alluring Why don't you throw your houss
open some evening In the week for the benefit OF
o,a fron ,bs III ia ba saonn s, saw '"~S
Young men?" said the wealthy member
There's one OF them who comes 10 my house six
evening, IN me Meek! M Mnat are you talking
NON'
"Colorado's opnortunity" saws "rhe Denver Re.
nubI,can" "is IN gold mining. Gold "a the ons
nroduc, which docs NOT 90 begging for q marka,
which always brings q certain nrice for which
oil rho world ts clamorinp Colorado has a e,sat
abundance of this commodity The to,,l gold
nroduct ~ ,his S,oto will This voar % far aho,.a
$500" I'm IN Vau' !, may | sonns 'osa v 20 s~
than twenty localities. Who can place definite
limits upon their development? The time has
come when campaign In the interest or goa
mining as Colorados chief industry should b.
# ind nal
Human Nature-"You know" said the collector.
rather plantvey you said that you would pay
me W u am 10y Mr. pudew "vou must hear
IN mind thai human nature IS human nature The
best of US sometimes say things that We are sorry
lot transmission S'aF'
,.
NOW "duEs' sa'a i'o.,.er fepo',e" DS ~,
e'e"''a W ~, - IN
go to sleep again" But early Sunday morning the
child was out OF bed as usual and came pattering
.i''' ""' W" - .rr ,.a .. s,, ,r,r.
INTO her mo'"e. 'oo' '''uSs ..,'' ~,"'' 80
right hack TO bed again Here. IN tuck you in"
So the mother arose and escorted the wakeful
child back TO her bed Gladys orawed under ths
eo'''S "''' IS, ,, ,hoh,,a ..,,a mo some.
.h, -. go, uIaas." tIor mo,ber trrned 70 tho
,1,e.,, .v-ho, Az ,.o,, wap,o. sba said
.c,a w. .1,s,r,s t,ab,as so,d GLADYS She took
-, ,. 1900. ,,Ia o,a hal, :, tightly
~ ~ - ~. ;, ho cot, ,,,,b q lopg-drawn
n, ~. .tu ~ 81, ,,, al, , Ana Lroy what
10 ~, a, III ,,,r,o,,,as Ass -" Ara ths
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CIever Scheme Mrs Holmes-What has
changed George GOightly SO? He used 10 nesleet
his wife scandaousiy' Dut no" me- ue'o'" ~
NJ tro,,,as yes. sb, had her nortra,t placed on
b hae u ; 10 he ~ hen asknr 70 be Introduced 10
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