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Evening star., 1898-11-11
DUNCANSON BROS, AUCTloNEERs.

JUDICIA! SALE OF ALL AND SINGULAR, THE
CoRiDkA1k RIGHTS. PRIVILEGES AND
FEANE EHISES RIGHTS OF WAY AND PROP
ERrl, EE-AL- Personal AND MIXED. OF
THE BELT RAILWAY COMPANY.
Evening star., 1898-11-11

DtNCANSON BROS. AUCPIONEERS.
SALE OF FALU-
ABLE IMPROVED REAL ES-
TATE, NOS. 27o1, 27o3 AND
27o5 FOURTEENTH STREET
NORTHWEST, BEING NEAR
LY NEW BROWNS STONE
DWELLINGS CORNER YALE
ND
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JAMES w. RATCLIFFE. ATCTIONEER.
Successor to Ratclife. Sutton & Coz.
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WALTER B. WILLIAMS & co. ACCTIONEER

WALTER b. WILLIAMS & co, ACCTIONEERS
REGJ LAR SATURDAY SALE
On IOMoRl oW, NOVEMBER TWELFTH At
Ten O'CLOCK An. We shall sell. our SALES
rooms. corner Of 10th and PENNSYLVANIA avsnne
n"rthw'si, general assortment Of consigned House
hold Effects, Hest;ng and other stoves Carpets &c
ALSO
A stock Of Cigars and Tobacco Show Cases. Coun-
ters stock of a dealer.
One 4o-Salon Milk Cooler. nearly new: Coffee
Urn Electric Fans, Chairs. &c. contents Of Lunch
Room.
ALSO. AT TWELVE O'CLOCK NJ
Horses, Carriages. Taps. Bicycles and Harness
1t WALTER Il. WILLIAMS < CO. Aucts.
JAMES W. RADCLIFFE. AUCTIoNEER
Successor To RatclifIe Sutton 4 Coz
REGULAR SALE OF FURNITURE, CARPETS &c
TOMORROW SATURDAY. MORNING. AT TEN
O'CLOCK, L will sell. within sales rooms go
Penna. ave. NV. large collection 4 House
held Furniture, Carpets etc.
ALSO,
To whom II may concern, to pay freight charges
etc, u barrels Girg ger Snaps.
ALSO
! Billiard Table (complete).
AT TWELVE NJ.
In front of sales rcoms Horses, Carriages Wagons.
Harness, etc.
1t JAMES W. RATCIIFFE. Auct.
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TRUSTEES SALE OF THREE STORY AND
BASEMENT BRICK DWELLING CORNER OF
HILLNER PLACE AND 21ST STREET
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DO5-dSds
JAMES w. RADCLIFFE, AUCT,
(Successor to Ratcliffe, Sutton & Col

- 1t"7e'f1re'
TO CLOSE AN ESTATE, VAL
UABLE REAL ESTATE, ON
THE NORTH SIDE OF H
STREET NORTHWEST, I'M
PROVED BY A TWO-STORY
AND ATTIC BRICK DWELL
ING. KNOWN AS NO 1000
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NathI Wilson. attorr ey FOR party secured.
no4-dAds
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.TTliE ABOVE SALE Is POSTPONED UNTIL
ERII1AH. NOVEMBER ELEVENTH 1875, Al
-FOUR O'CLOCK M. at the same place.
WILLIAM r. EDMONSTON
CONSTANTINE ii. WILLIAMSON
Evening star., 1898-11-11

SALE OF DESIRABLE RUInING
LOTS AND IMPROVED RESIDENCE AND
Bl SlNESS PROPERTY IN THE CENTRAL
AND bt tSiNESS PORTION OF THE CITY OF
NASHiNGTON, ID. C.. To CLOSE AN ES-
Evening star., 1898-11-11

Addrsss. 500 5th street northwest
Naihl Wilson attorney for party secured
oc2l-d&ds No. 622-624 L street northwest
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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Propagating Olive Trees.

The method of producing olive trees
now in vogue among European grow
ers is to cut limbs as large as mans
arm from the trees, and from each of
these start a new tree. An olive tree
will not furnish more than three or
four such limbs for propagating pur-
poses. Another method is the old
fashioned one of planting seeds. This
is the slowest method of making an
orchard, and takes eighteen or twenty
years. In California the plan is to
use small cuttings. Olive trees for or
chard planting used to cost 81 and So
each. They can now be had by the
thousands for 10 or Is cents each. The
cuttings, which come by hundreds
from a full-sized tree, are about the
size of toothpick. They are propa-
gated and rooted in sand in conserva-
tories. in the same way rose cuttings
are grown into rose bushes and rose
trees. When the cuttings are rooted
they are transferred in the warmer
months Of the spring to the out-of-
door nursery, where they become trees
three or four feet high in year or a
year and a half. The olive tree has
an almost human gift of adaptation to
Its environment. 1t fourishes in a
Temperature that falls to IA degrees
above zero, and in the inland valleys
!of California, where the thermometer
reaches 100 degrees, it grows, irrigated
only by natural rainfall. 1t finds in
the California foothills just as favor
able surroundings as at its 4,0O0-foot
level in Algeria and it's Italian eleva-
ton of 5000 feet. One Joy of an olive
orchard is that the care of it is prac-
tically nothing. Its fruit can be cured
by simple primitive means, without any
requirement of special experience. and
the oil and pickles are easily kept or
transported
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
FARM AND GARDEN.
MATTERS OF INTEREST TO
A0RlCULTURlSTS
Some up-to-Dats Hints About cul.
tivation Of the Soil and Yields
Observation-Disclosures vitlculturs aud
Horticulture.
Canadian Travelling Dairles.

A report Of the committee Of agri-
culture Of Canada says: The mass Of
the people everywhere do not go to
colleges, and II the women on farms
are to be helped, you must carry the
instruction to them. We try to make
agricultural education available to all
our people, and some Of it unavoidable
by them. We have what are called
travelling diaries. A simple outfit for
the making of butter is provided. 1t
usually consists of a handpower CEN
trifugal cream separator, q Babcock
milk tester, revolving barrel-churn, a
butter worker, a pair of weighing
scales, two thermometers, pals, strain
ers, dippers and few other necessary
utensils. The whole apparatus can be
packed In boxes and loaded on horse
wagon or sent by train. The weight
does not exceed 500 pounds. Usually
one travelling dairy Instructor. who is
an expert buttermaker, and an assist
ant go together. The travelling dairy
spends one or two-usually two-days
at place. A local committee arranges
for a suitable lecture-room, which is
frequently the town hall, and also for
supply of milk and cream. Two
meetings day are held, at which
practical demonstration of the test
ing of milk and the making of butter
are given. The instructor gives ex-
plantations as the processes are car
ried on, and an hour or so is given to
simple lecture and discussion. Two
visits of travelling dairy to place
bring about a marked Improvement
In The quality of the dairy butter.
The women see the use of the appar-
atus, watch the methods of handling
everything and learn something of the
principles which underlie them. The
neighbors who may not have attended
the meetings Of the travelling dairy
learn from those who did. OF course,
in many Of the districts there are
farmers wives and daughters by the
hundred who do not need such instruc-
ton, but many of these are the keen
est students.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Adaptation of Strawberries.

The great diversity of soils renders
it exceedingly difficult to recommend
varieties. Those which do we'll with
me may not do we'll with you. If two
varieties are set side by side, one fails,
the other succeeds grandly; remove
them both to another field and their
success will be sometimes exactly re-
versed. 1t often happens that the same
variety from another part of the coun-
try will do better; this has often been
found true Of the old standards, Cres-
cent and Wilson. The only way You
can determine definitely is to expert
ment with different varieties. bearing
in mind that those sorts which do we'll
over the greatest area of country will
be the safest to plant largely, and that
exhausted plants cannot be made to
succeed anywhere. I do not believe
there is any soil on which large crops
of corn and potatoes do nicely where
some variety of the strawberry will
not do equally we'll, and this can be
definitely settled only by testing.-R
NJ. Kellogg.
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to be distributed well over the body.
This 10 what makes scent in dogs Of
value. II it were not for this oil be-
ing constantly evaporated the dog
would be Of no value al q tracer.
Many Of the lower animals have their
sense of smell so developed that they
are able to detect very small amount
Of this odoriferous oil.
Some of the tubes that carry this oil
from the internal organs of the COW,
where it is elaborated, have their ORR
fees in the udder. This volatile oil
thus gets into the milk, and the only
way to get rid of it is to aerate the
milk. The oil evaporates so rapidly
that The exposure of the milk to the
air. especially when it is exposed to
the air in the form of small sheets or
spray. results in getting it out of the
milk. It also shows why the milk
should not be at once covered and left
covered. It is not certain sign that
the milk is dirty If there be an animal
odor connected with it. But it is a
sign that the dairyman does not know
how to handle it.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
An Exhibition Coup.

Farm Poultry says: We have sew
eral requests for directions for build
ing coops for exhibiting fowls at fairs
and shows, and give above an illustra-
ton of such a coop. The illustration
explains itself so we'll that but little
by way Of explanation is necessary.
This coop is thirty inches high, thirty
inches wide, and twenty-four inches
deep-but these dimensions are by no
means obligatory, as coops are built
of various sizes, to suit the taste and
purpose Of the builder. We would urge,
however, that exhibitors who supply
their own coops make them roomy
enough for the birds to be comfortable
in: nothing is SO certain to make the
birds appear at a disadvantage as too
close quarters. We would make a
frame of one and one-half inch stuff
the ends, back and top being covered
with stout serviceable duck, the floor
being of half-inch matched boards, and
the front being made of half-inch rods
set into top and bottom of frame two
and one-half inches apart, excepting
that the two or three center rods are
set into a sliding bed piece at bottom,
and pass up through the top frame,
giving access to the interior. The bed
piece of the gate should slide upon the
rods on each side. Short rods are set
In the front, upon which to suspend
cups for food and water. A curtain for
the front, to be let down at night,
and in day time be rolled up as in the
illustration, adds to the neatness of
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Bissest Camera in tie World.

Biggest Camera In the World.
Out In Chicago there is now in operS
alton the biggest camera and the
.strangest Photographic apparatus in
the world. The camera takes picture
25x32 inches in size, and is mounted
on triphod fifteen. feet high. For
taking flashlights the operator has a
set Of fifteen poles, from twelve to
twenty feet in height. On the top Of
these, set up all about room, is
placed the powder, which is fired ST.
multaneously by electricity. So bril-
liant a flash is made that people in
conventions and at banquets are taken
in motion, as in sunlight snapshot.
But, queerest Of all, is the fact that
inventive photographer has devised
balloon bags to suspend in rooms
where the fash-light powder is
burned to catch the dense and offens-
i've smoke made by it. The bags close
up automatically after the tlash.-Ex'
change.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Two Kinds of Butter.

Prof. c. S. Plumb of Indiana says:
Two women drive to town, each with
some butter to sell. They go to the
same store. One places pound prints.
neatly wrapped in special butter pa
per, before the store-keeper. The oth-
er puts on the counter unshapely
Jumps, wrapped in none too clean
white cloth. That in the paper, on pe-
ing unwrapped, is seen to be of a beau
tiful yellow color, of firm texture.
with flavor of the most appetizing
character. The other, removed from
its cloth, is unattractively white, some
what soft, and with a flavor that but
few people enjoy. One person receives
20 cents a pound for her product, the
other IA. The store-keeper desires to
buy the one Of fine flavor and attract
i've to the eye. for such is always in de.
mand. The other he can sell only as
an inferior article, with a slow sale at
that. Why should there have been so
much difference in these two lots Of
butter? II you can learn how to make
such butter as the woman received 20
cents pound for, then you need not
be ashamed to show it to your friends
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
He Goes to School.

"Our boy was absolutely helpless. His
lower limbs were paralyzed, and when we
his hips Finally we let the doctor 90 as he
did not seem to help our son and we nearly
gave up hope. Finally my mother who
lives in Canada wrote, advising the use of
Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People,
and bought some
''Ihis was when our boy had been on the
stretcher for an entire year and helpless
for nine months. In six weeks after taking
the pills we noticed signs of vitality in his
legs, and in four months he was able to 90
to school.
ut is two years since he took the first Of
the pills and he is at school now Just as
happy and we'll as any of the other child
rem. 1T was nothing else in the world that
ssved the boy than DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People.'n
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
PATENTS,
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors

List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Edward Brusseau, Jefferson, S. D.,
vehicle-wheel scraper; John T. Fuhr-
mann and E. Nelson, st. Paul, Mimi,
attachment for fluc or tube expanders;
Gust Hahn and G.. Bodine, Minneapo-
lis, Mimi, currycomb; Nels Hockerson.
Jr., Saltwater, Mimi, knife; Frederick
G.. Johnson. Minneapolis, Mimi, ship
ping book; Julius Leede, Minneapolis,
Mimi, acetylene gas generator; Chas.
E. Patterson, Artesian, s. D.. pole and
thill brace; George H. Rodenbach,
DEVILS Lake, N. d.. clothes FOUNDER;
Frank J. Shepherd, Minneapolis, MIMI,
sales slip book; John d. Wilson, Her
on Lake, Mimi, sled attachment.
Merwin, Lothrop b Johnson, Patent Attor-
neys, $40 Pioneer Press Building, st. Paul
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
STORIES OF RELIEF.
Two Letters to Mrs. Pinkham.

Mrs. JOHN WILLIAMS, Englishtown,
N. j., writes:
"DEAR Mrs; P1NKnAM:-I cannot be-
gin to tell you how suffered before
taking your remedies. Twas so weak
that could hardly walk across the floor
without falling. I had womb trouble
and such a bearing-down feeling also
suffered with my back and limbs, pain
in womb, inflammation of the bladder,
piles and indigestion. Before had
taken one bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound felt a great deal
better, and after taking two and one
half bottles and half a box of your
Liver Pills was cured. If more would
take your medicine they would not
have to suffer so much"
Mrs. JOSEPH PETERSON, 513 East St.,
Warren, Pa, writes:
''DEAR Mrs. P1NKHAM:-I have suf-
fered with womb trouble over fifteen
years. I had Inflammation, enlarge
ment and displacement of the womb
1 had the backache constantly, also
headache. and was so dizzy. I had
heart trouble, it seemed as though my
heart was in ny throat at times chok-
ing me. I could not walk around and
I could not lie down, for then my heart
would beat so fast would feel as
though I was smothering. I had to
sit up in bed nights in order to breathe.
I was SO weak I conld not do any
thing.
81 have now taken several bot
ties of Lydia e. PinlSham's Vegetable
Compound, and used three pack
ages of Sanative Wash, and can say
I am perfectly cured. I do not think
I could have lived long if Mrs. Pink
hams medicine had not helped me"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
She Sized Him I'm

Madam" smiled the doctor, your
husband is we'll again. His liver is in
perfect condition"
II know it. He paid the bill for my
new fall hat without protest, and
then asked me if didn't think would
better get nice winter wrap Of some
kind.'-Detroit Free Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
A PERFECT BAKING POWDER.

The constantly increasing demand Tor Dr.. Prices
Cream Baking Powder, the standard cream of tartar
powder for forty years, is due to two causes.
F1RST:-The extreme care exercised by the man.
ufacturers to make it pure, uniform in quality
and of highest 1eavening power. Skilled chemists
test every ingredient to purity and strength.
SECOND:-Recent State investigations show that
the majority of other baking powders contain alum,
andcousumers are giving such powders awideberth
Nothing is left to chance in the manufacture of
DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
It is pronounced by all authorities as free from alum
or other adulterant 1t disappoints. Each can
Is like the other. The BEST is ALWAYS tho
CHEAPEST.
Awarded Highest Hoaors Worlds i1.-, -::22ago 1889
Special Gold Medal California Midwinter Fair 1884,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
A FATHERS STORY.

SFo~ ths Cusntn0 C,sseent, appleton, VIZ.
A remarkable cure for disease which
has generally wrecked the lives Of children,
and left them in condition to which death
itself would be preferred, has attracted a
great amount Of attention among tho res
ldents OF the west end of Appleton.
son of Richard D. Creech, q well known
employe Of one Of the large paper mills in
the Fox River Valley. The lad was attacked
by spinal disease and his parents had given
ap all hope of his ever being we'll again
when, as ~ miracle, he was healed and is
now IN school as happy as any Of his mates.
NE. Creech, the father Of the boy, who
Wisconsin, told the following story:
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Diamond. i'm street Rubbish.

Street cleaners in London have rich
pickings. The other day O purse con-
tanning four diamond rings was found
in a. dust cart. A short time ago q
$1,000 necklace was picked from q
rubbish heap by a South London dust
man. He returned it to its owner and
received reward of at least five shil.
Inquirer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Odor in MIX.

While it is often true that what
We call odor in milk comes from the
Nth Of the stables. it is also true that
there Is an odor in the milk in any
case. even in the milk Of cows that
are kept with the greatest Of care.
It was long ago discovered that every
animal throws of a volatile oil. which
eyaporates about as quickly as it
cores to the air. and this fine gas.
produced by the change Of the oil from
Q liquid to gaseous form, is what
assails our nostrils and is what we
denominate odor. The pores that
carry this volatile oil to the surface
Of the hide seem to be numerous and
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Where Roys Yell in School.

In Burmese schools, making the lads
shout is the approved method of ele-
mentary education. The Burmese ed
ucationalists argue that. so long rs a
boy is shouting his mind is occupied.
When he is silent he is certain to he
schemiug mischief. Therefore, the
best shouters are the best pupils.-Phil.
adelphia Inquirer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
what Cuba,. Los. Mean. to an.

What Cuba's Loss Means to Spain.
The loss of Cuba means to Spain the
loss Of the very sustenance Of the ma
ton. In the same way the loss Of
your appetite means starvation to your
body. If any reader of this notice
wants to fully enjoy hearty meals, we
can recommend Hostetters Stomach
Bitters. 1t cures indigestion, dyspep-
STA and constipation.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Punishment.

1.-THE idea of sending children to bed
early to punish emp exclaimed Mr..
Corntossel, who was discussing her city
relatives. "That amt any way to Greet
'em."
"Of course it amt" answered her
husband. IF you want to convince
'em that you mean business, make 'em
get up an hour or So earlier In the
morning. Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
q erop6 utii paid. !. Muihsli, siau Gity. j1i
A Double-Action Wind Vince

By one Of the latest inventions,
cyclists can utilize the wind in propel-
ling their machines. It consists of an
apparatus constructed on the plan of
a toy windmill which is attached to
the machine and geared to the front
wheel in such manner that the force
of the wind can be utilized in turning
the wheel-Phiadelphia Inquirer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
His Position.

"Have you any doubt of my good
faith in this little scheme which pro-
pose?" inquired Senator Sorghum.
"No," answered the young man.
"You seem perfectly confident and free
from apprehension. I'm the man who
is having difficulty in getting up a
supply of faith that amounts to any
thing."-Washingto Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
A Gennine Freak

Disgs-You should visit the museum
this week. They are exhibiting Il hith-
erto unheard Of attraction.
Biggs-Indeed! What is it?
Diggs-An Ohio man who declined an
appointment to a federal otticc.-Chi-
cago News.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
OF Course They Were Hard.

An Irish lady one morning took het
servant girl to task for having boiled
the breakfast eggs too long.
why, Biddy,' she said, they are as
hard as stones"
Sure, ma'am," replied Biddy, cts
not the boilin' that made them hard;
it's the fault Of them new hens-the
Plymouth RockS,"-AuSWerS
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Hero Worship.

"Did you say he was famous man?"
inquired young Mrs. Torkins.
Certainly" answered her husband.
sDear me! You wouldn't think it to
look at him. He isn't heavy enough
for q pugilist nor light enough for q
iocl1ey."-Washingto Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Could Not Keep House
without DR.. Seth Arnold's Cough Killer. Mrs. E.
pny a hottie
No Cause for Alarm =.

"Look here" said the barber to the
restless man in the chair, ''if you don't
keep still Pm liable to cut your throat"
ooh, I'm not afraid of that" replied
the helpless victim, "as long as you
continue to use that razor."-Chicago
News.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
The Weak and the Strong.

In his anguish he moaned aloud.
"You'll bring my gray hairs to the
gravel! he protester.
How weak is man in the hour of
trial, after all!
A woman would have had all her
gray hairs pulled out ere this!-Detroit
Journal
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Strategy.

Jimmy-But what do you do when
you git real sleepy? You don't own up
to it, do you!''
Tommy-Naw-I go to askin' paw
fool questions and he makes me go to
bed."-Indianapolis Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
If You Arc Looktnr for n Home.

Don't waste time and money-don't
wander into the wilderness" but secure
VANS 70 n ses US nd M
you the beautiful Red River Valley"
where crops never fail. We sell our land
on the. temperament plan at very low
circulars, list of lands. maps, ETC., write
us at once, and you will receive prompt
GRANDIN & EDWARDS,
MaYYille N. d.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Where Babies Can Swim.

The Sandwich Islanders are so fond
Of the sea that they actually teach
their children to swim long before they
are able to walk. The tiniest mites
play games in water we'll out of theiI
depth.-philadelph Inquirer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
He Couldn't Understand II.

"Pa," said the alderman's little son,
"is there any truth in the story that
George Washington never told lteT'
"Well. guess there u.s." was the re-
ply.
"Well, don't see how he ever got
his pull in politics. "-Chicago News.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
The Patriotic Tnxnoye,

''You didn't so to the front to save
your country?"
mo, am one Of the fellows who
Gays at home drinking beer and draw
Ing checks. '-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-17
Disnsrecab1y Literal.

The Sentimental One-Alas! Many
a smiling face conceals an aching
heart.
The Literal Idiot-It seems to me
that an aching tooth would be more
likely to be ere.-Indianapolis Jour-
nal.