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The evening times., 1898-12-07

Norfolk and Western preferred
had strong advance today. The
fact that this stock Is per
cent dividend payer and that the
present level is entirely out of proportion
has been commented on in this column
heretofore. 1t seems very certain that
60 or better viii be seen by the stock with
in short time.
The evening times., 1898-12-07

Chicago Grain and Provision Market
Corrected daily by W. B. Hibbs & Co..
members of the New York Exchange
Is19 Street
The evening times., 1898-12-07

MONEY TO LOAN at and l-2 per cent in SUMS
Of 81 ,0OO 20 so. coo on d. c. real estate. pay
Of and per ceht mortgages and begin anew;
all transactions conducted with economical con-
sideration for borrowers. WM- T. SAUNDERS
CO.. I407 F 81. nv ss24tf-em
The evening times., 1898-12-07
4ec drap d'ete. &c.

AS special holiday value We offer
"a lot of 80 pieces of extra fine soft fin
ish high lustrous quality of colOred
and black Drap Etc, in such shades
as light blue, pink, gray, cream, car
dinal, navy, cadet, golden, garnet.
seal, shunters s green, plum, black, etc.
which was intended TO sell at 49c q
yard for 29c a yard.
The evening times., 1898-12-07

New York stock Market.
Corrected daily by w. B. H1bbs & Co.,
members of the New York Exchange.
1919 + Street
The evening times., 1898-12-07
&c dress goods, l5c.

Make the gift colored dress pat
tern. And do the buying now when
we offer double width plaid dress
goods, in the most beautiful two and
three-toned combinations-heayy black
crepon check effects-the regular &c
sort-for 15c yard.
The evening times., 1898-12-07
"Hecht's Greater Stores.
Practical hints for gitt-giVing.

Let the gifts be sensible this Chrstmashey be douby
appreciated then The whole ovcrowing with practical
hntsand will look lightly article buy
here We have selected few lines that should appeal
because of their worthlook them
Then the soreand you IL find whatever want
You don't have cripple purse ether-because
hold the privilege of buying what and having the
bill Charged d''-paying please.
The evening times., 1898-12-07

Another holiday hint-fraught with
special saving well nigh irresistible
Extra heavy quality corded black bro
caded gros grain silk, in medium and
large designs-richest effects-and
worth 59c yard-which we offer at
39c a yard.
The evening times., 1898-12-07
6sc silks, 4ec.

Give a silk dress pattern-you can
see from this II won't cost near as
much as you think We offer beauti-
full soft finish extra high lustrous col
ored taffeta silk, IN the most exquisite
combination you can get anywhere
in all colors including turquoise, ce-
rise, mauve and all the scarce shades
for i9e yard. This is the very same
grade others are asking SO cents yard
for
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1898-06-29
Sra 2eir Ebomas, @bidamau9a
Bart. ff1ipea 26be b.:

Sra 9eir Ebomas, @bidamau9a
Bart. iftiues 26oe b.:
&aptein General Stan9 af bet fon>
9eli9e noriie Nrtiqeri. ber aor repre-.
ienteret fin &eeierin9 paa en- militer
Snipettioustur | be Torenebe @tater,
bar Of Sen. Miles erbolot 3iuaoel{e
til at lebfa9e ben neite @fspebit1on
til Cuba % reiite isaarmorses til
Jlorioa. Rapt. Sen. Stang bar
leuet iammen meo 12te MinneIota>
&eaiment tre Tiger. oa naor bon
reifte. par Der mango blanbt Office
rerne. iom betlosebe bet. pan er en-
militer Genius o9 en- me9et bebaae=
li9 6erre.
5reoaasaften git 9ooib Sobnfon
al IRomposniK K tilGeltprefen % tlase
be oper. at noaen bapoe last8lun til at
orebe bam. So @refen ipurete. .bpors
lebes BON fit pibe bet. iasbe ban. bet
tom bi-efte fra 9imlen. Jeltprefen
pife bom oa ben til 5eltlesens Eelt,
oe ter bleu bet soot9iort. at ban bar
finbsforoirret. :,
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1898-06-29

os ftrots besipe fig til @panien forat
bombaroere &1fbperne.
Canine Bag anfom oaiaa nerme<
re unberretnius ON bet Slas, ]om
fob mellem Nmeritonere % @pon,ere
5rebag. @laset tolbes nu @loaet
peo @euiQa. Sc falbnes Mntol ct
iterre eno iom fsrit' antaeet. Set
anilaaes for Nmerifanernes pebtom.
menoe iii % os be iaarebes til 70
e1er 80. @an boz funoet 80 ipanRe
Sig.
Seuilla lisser blot omtrert 9 Mlil
fra Sonttago. Den peb 5epilIa liQ<
9enoe @tprte bar / Be9pnoelien al
oenne l19e 5000 Mano. Sen. @bee.
ler bar &ommanboen Der iammen
meo @eneralerne Oouns. 2oipton %
&baffte. Sen. @beeler p,l forblipe
ueo @epil1a. oer oil blipe siort til
Nteoefteo for be Eropper. iom lan<
Der oeb Baiqutri Og @epilla. Nr<
tiueriet % Raualer,et oil TONNE fra
Baiquirt. &apaleriet er blepen
ienot / 5orpeien forat buaae en- @ei
9iennem Smaaifouen. Sra ben amez
ritanife @tiuine peo @eptqa tan mon
tpoelis ie neutrality-suspicious. eeo
@antioso. 2anbRabet er Fabt %
aabent meQem be to Steber.
2proas ienote Sen. @beeler fsl<
genoe unoerretning til Sen. SHUTTER:
rSes bar iuit truffet to 9}eaer9ut.
ter, fom tom fra @antiaso ioaamor.
ses. Sc flyer. at Maofor1pnineen Ct
meyet tnap baooe for Solbater %
8orsere. 5olooterne os Dfficerer.
ne bar t'loenct fig ole Maoporer I
Butiferne (the shops). De Taster
unse 6elte. es / 9ospitalerne leper
| man pea &isbrso. Wt fan lie Morro
Seftntn9 oe Gloset meset tpbeli8t
fra Dor @tilling. @ubanerne befref.
ter Gopporterne ON, at Befeifninas>
perferne omtrins 8pen ct of a fine
character. SDo lines of pig3et
Serntroao ct itroft omfring Set.
ntnas9rauene. Gpanierne bar n9>
Zig 9raoet opbe @rpfter runbt belle
Bpen."
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1898-06-29

s Samestotpn. gtorb~ 9afoto. bar
en- meset feniationel cog nps ueret
1or &etten. On AIRS. Nillie Monore
anlasbe Sag for $4,000 mob en- Miis
@race 6omarb, forbi bun blube til.
uenot fig benoes Nanbs &ierliabeb.
M,is 6omare ct Dotter al en- be<
tlenbt SournaliR. Soc 9orarb. it,,
/ Metp gort. Miis 6otparb tom til
9afota i 1887 o9 upretteoe en- Mfis>
fionsitole for Snotanerne paa @ro,p
Greet =@eieruationen. II Mtl fra
s}amestomn. 9fbl9e &enners Eil-
itpnbelie iolste bun if1or Stolen til
@eaier,neen. Rens bun baeoe sto=
len. uar.Mr. Nanort os bans 8ufru
/ Miis @omarbs Eieuefe os bapbe
boet ueb Stolen iiben 1894. S 1896
forlob Mrs. Nanore Stolen. forbi
bun par misfornpiet meb I'm Manbs
os Miis 6otoarbs 0pfdrfel. @fterot
ben fife bauoe iolgt fin Stole. tipbte
BUN en- &paa>@oh@ ueit for Sames.
totpn, % Nanore uebblep at pere /
benbes 1ienefte tom Beitprer. en-
@tillins. fom ban enbba inoebapbe.
ba Sagen par for &etten. Nr8.
Manore antlaeebe 8arret for aanRe
aluorlise Etna os paafob. at be Ie<
oebe fammen imob Qopen.
Mifs &otparbs Nor % SISTER par
bos henbe unber 5orbbrene, % @eta<
lotalet par fulopaitet of npseierrige
1ilituere. Surpen tiltienbte Mrs.
Ranore $4,000 1 actual damages
os $1,000 | exemplary damages.
Miis 6otparbs @enner blep meset
forunbrebe ouer be femme &ibnesz
bprb. fom tremfom mob benbe, Rripes
berfra.
: r. 4 i .l,F - u
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1898-06-29

Nbmiral Compton bor unberrettet
Warineoepartementet ON. at 2bitnant
6obion os bans Menb Ral beinbe
fig uel. Sc ct nu Bpen @antiaeo
fire N1il fra Morro.
Narfaaen til, at be lite tillabeS ub>
oefSlet, Ral pere ben, at Gpanien
tror. be bar feet formeset of bet, iom
5ienben lite mao foo pibe.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1898-06-29

Sen. Garcia iasbe til Sen. Sbaf.
ter % Nbmiral @ampion unber ben
Conference. ION be forleoen bapbe,
iaalebes fom pmtalt paa ct anbtt @teb
I Blabet. at.b lite bebspebe at irpste
for Spsbom blanbt Tropperne paa
ben ipbsflise &pit Of &uba, ba &li.
matet Ct funot bet, ON bet enb ct
lne9et parmt paa beune NarStib.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1898-06-29

fra @iuo,p til Sslano Safe. por ube
mibt 6oslRuren. 6ans 6ufru
tsate So unoer Buaspen. mems ban
ielu bo(bt 9eaeue. 9ans RIer blep
ibnoerreune. os ban bleu oluorlist
ON lite farli9t 1aaret. 09iaa Sc
fene fit @trammer.
= Om urolisbeberne / Oibtofb
mebbeIes 27be BE-: RelIem $500
p9 5000 Union-Nenb fulgte iaaar
Sames Norris til @rapen. Ytorris
par ben @treifer, ION iifte 9orsbas
blep brebt / Dprbret ueb MeMillans
Mslle. Ser Dor ,n8en uorben. Sba8
eller imorsen uil bet piie fig. enten
Streifen ct brubt eller ei. Gabriter,
ne bar aperteret efter Nrbeioete og
pil forfsae at fortiette Birtiombeotn
isien os oil fpsieliette tiolisere Ut,
beibere. enten be ct union>Nenb
eller lite. Mrbeiberleberne ertlerer,
at lite ct tilHretteliet Nntal al Ut,
be,bere pil oenoe ti!bose. os at Streis
ten nu ct o!porli9ere enb fbr.
= Sbnbla @ftermibbns Febe Der
ieien en- Sernbaneulptte unber Crop
petransport. st Eransporttren,
iom par belt to Seftioner, bapbe ct
@ammenRbb / Eupelc, Misiouri, ,bst
ben fife Seftion tiprte iub paa ben
fbrfte, mems benue tos iuo &anb.
Sells Soloater omtom. % mango blep
iaareoe, % bet CT ct unoer. at lite
bet manQeoobbelte Mntal onion. ba
nemlts enoel af &osnene bleu aloele&
fammenitupeoe, os Der oesuoen opitoo
Slb fomme af bem. 9lariaeen til
ulptfen anta9es at ltsse b0s MaRi.
niiten poo ben fife Seftion, us ban
ct forlunnDet.
= Nn9aaenbe 0prbret O16toib
fife TorsbaH meDbeles: Sort fbr
81. 6 besap &bbelen fig til McNil=
Lens Nplle omtrent 1000 Manb ferf.
Som iebuonli9 par Der mango &pin.
ber | @oben. Ser par blepen 1enct
&ariel / 5orueien. % @ortene til
5abrtfsaaroen uar berfor lutfebe.
Sem &anbilauser bleu rettebe mob
6oten, men ben funoe lite bolbes
tilboge. Den brbb &ortene ,nb %
to9 @aarbsrummet / Befbbelie.
Bolttiet Dor aloeles maeteslbf. MQe
Nrbeibere fit baorbe Slos. @n
Maftinif, en- flor Srlonber. fit ct
@las Infistet, meb en- @ten, men
ban i1os isten meb en- Struenbele o.
bibra9te fin Mobftanber ct forlist
Saar. Baa Nnmobnins bleu ber
ienbt fise &ompa9nier af @arben fra
Miltpaufee forat opretbolbe Drbenen.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1898-06-29
fergus falls Ngeb1aa
uoiommer bber Ousoae.
a. eoIent, 4ogtber.
subttrtpttouSpri8 50 Ste. for 1 9ar, betal
tJDrtfu0, eller8 SO Gt8.

FERGUS FALLS UGEBLAD
An independent reform paper and
the Oldest Scandinavian newspaper
west of the twin cities.
A. SoLEM, Publisher.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
The Remain Are Very Valuable In M
merous Ways.

The Remains Are Very Valuable In Nh
merous Ways
The tail and name are especially valu-
able and from these are made the hair
cloth of commerce. The short hair taken
from the hide is used to stuff cushions
and horse collars; thus the dead are
made to minister to the comfort of the
living. The hide furnishes n waterproof
leather known to the trade as cordovan
and is used for the manufacture OF
high-class hunting and wading boots.
The hoofs of the animal are removed
and, after being boiled to extract,
shipped to the manufacturers Of combs
and what are known as mikado goods.
The leg bones are very hard and white
and are used for the handles { poker
and table cutlery. The ribs and heads
are burned to make boneblack, after
hey have been treated for the glue that
is in them. In the calcining of those
one the vapors arising are condensed
and form the chief source of carbonate
Of ammonia, which constitutes the base
of nearly all ammoniacal salts. There
is an animal oil yielded in the cooking
process which is n deadly poison and
enters into the composition of many
Insecticides and yermifuges.
The bones to make glue are dissolved
in muriatic acid, which takes the phos-
rhate of lime away, the soft element
retaining the shape of the bone is dis
solved in boiling water, cast into squares
and dried on nets. The phosphate OF
lime, acted upon by suiphuric acid and
calcined with carbon, produces phos-
phorus for lucifer matches. The re-
naming flesh is distilled to obtain ear
Donate of ammonia. The res Ilting mass
yields prussiate of potassium. with
which tissues are dyed and iron trans
formed into steel. 1t also forms cyanide
Of potassium and prussic acid. the two
most terrible poisons known in chem.
.stry.-Philadelphia Record.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
REGULAR MIND READER.
4 Music box That knew what Air
TO Play.

II am fond of music, and, as | do not play
md have no little ones about the house, I
bought oue of the finest music boxes that
] could find. IL was a large box and had
nearly a score of melodies, from the sacred
to the catchy negro airs, stored up within its
recesses. There were bells and cymbals,
too, and a tiny drum. 1t was a swell music
box and no mistake. Well, one day | lost
my position and was in absolute need ut
ready money. My prospects were excellent,
and did not want to injure them by Dor
rowing from friends. on whom. however, !
knew | could depend. To tide me over my
difficulty ] determined to pawn my music
box tit cost me upward of Slo0--imported,
YOU know, and ! readily secured S25. Well,
things did not pan out exactly ms / expected
things seldom go just as they are scheduled
TO go--and II was a year almost before !
found myself in a position to redeem the
music box from the avn shop. took the
ticket, went to the shop and told the man
in charge that | wanted to redeem my in
strument, and asked whether It had been
Kept in order and had not been injured. He
assured me that it had not been tempered
with, and, in proof thereof, he offered to
let me wind It up aud make Il play before
| paid back the money ! had secured by its
pledge. | accepted, and, after winding
the box up, it started to play. Nov, what
do you think that darned old, long.forgot-
ten musical instrument Played"
As he looked around the crowd no one
could suggest the name of the air, and he
said: Darn my buttons, IL il did not start
right in and reel off L Know That My Re
deemer Liveth.' Almost human knowledge
that, almost human, sirs."-N. o. Times
Herald.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
penfne.. canno, De cur.d

10y local applications, as they canpot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and hat is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an infiamed condition Of the mu-
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when il is
entirely clo5ed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con.
dition, hearing viii be destroyed forever;
nine eases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness (caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catscrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
f. j. Cheney & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
Advice 10 a Daughter.

II cannot forbear pointing out TO you,
my dearest child" said "A distinguished
statesman to his daughter, "the great
advantages that will result from tenn
perate conduct and sweetness of man
ner to all people. on all occasions. Never
forget that you are a woman; all your
words and actions should make you
gentle. | never heard your mother
your dear, good mother-say a harsh OF
hasty thing TO any person in my life.
Endeavor to initiate her. ! am quick
and hasty in my temper; but, my dar-
ling, il is a misfortune which, not hav-
ing been sufficiently restrained in my
youth, has. caused me more trouble to
subdue this impetuosity than anything
] ever undertook."-N. Y. Leadger.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
DRINK PLENTY OF WATER.
This Is for HcaIth's sake and Will
Snve Mnny InarmitIes

DR.. Austin Flint, Sr., used to say:
PLENTY of water, plenty of water out
side and in for health
Since his day, doctors generally have
more and more strongly recommended
water, till now, a certain (and Target
number of glasses of water per day is
one of the most popular prescriptions
from some of the best doctors at the
best sanitariums in the land. High au-
,horities now tell us that often the basis
of success in the hot water craze and in
drinking mineral waters is neither the
heat nor the minerals, but the water,
the water is what the system of the pa
tient was needing.
We are taught now that there is no
danger of drinking too much water,
and a good deal Of not drinking enough.
of course, that is not disputing the fact
that it is very easy to drink too much
ice water when we are warm, and too
much of any kind with our meals.
practitioner and instructor at Belle
vue recommends everyone to drink a
pint of water on getting up in the morn
ing, and a pint pm going to bed, at any
temperature they like; this is a hygien-
ic suggestion, not a medicine one; this
very successful practitioner thinks II is
the best way of giving the system need
ed liquid, and declares many irregulari-
ties disappear under this regime. The
water, mind, is not, however, to be
guiped down at one or two d~raughts, a
half hour or more while dressing or un-
dressing should he given to slipping the
two glasses.
The same Physician recommends a
good drink Of water when we feel tired
or faint; in that state that generally
the water has al almost equally reviy-
ing effect and much better results in the
long run.-St. Louis Republic.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
RAINY REMINDER.
Characteristic hit of ..Ouid" ireland
in America.

A Cleveland landlord has n Of his
houses tenanted by a family that is out of all
proportions to the size of the dwelling. In
fact, he strongly suspects that there are az
least two distinct families in the house, and
he is quite anxious to get rid OF them. lie
Doesn't want to turn them out, and he has
been hoping they would take the frequent
hints he gives them and seek some other To-
cation, Lately they have complained of Q
leaky roof, but the landlord has determined
to make no repairs until they leave.
A few days ago the head of the househoid
waited on him.
".Well, sor," he said, ''that roof has been
leakin' agin."
"Has it," asked the landlord.
"Yis, sor. IL leaks right over me sisters
bed. Draps right down on her, sor. This
marnin' she came out o the room a.cryin',
sor. 1t had been raining on her ali night
Yis, sor, cryin'."
"Well, why in Tophet," inquired the
landlord, didn't she move the bed?"
'Twasn't that, sor," hastily remarked
the tenant. "'Twasn't that"
"NWhat allied her, them"
"Why, you see. sor, she were just s-cryin
because it reminded her so much of home
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
A Lonr-Felt Want.

Able Editor-Want a position, eh9
Do you understand the tariff question?
Applicant-Um-to tell the truth, |
don't know anything about the tariff.
"Are you familiar with international
law?"
"No, ! can't say that / am"
"Have you followed up the various
African and polar explorations and the
instruction in Cuba. and have you all
the localities at your finger ends, SO
that you could write column after col
m on any of these subjects without
e~xhausting yourself?"
IL never took any interest in such
things"
"Are you thoroughly familiar with
English, French, German and Russian
politics?"
Don't know anything about Euro
pean squabbles, and don't want to-"
Young man, take that desk there. i
shouldn't wonder II you could make o
paper that sensible people would like to
read."-N. Y. Weekly.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
XVIII.
A BATTLE Y

Allacoochee the wonderful was never
more alive to the fact of it's own i'm
portance and prosperity than on a GER
tain day in September which had been
set apart and marked with a red letter
as the herald of a new epoch in the his
tory of the city. IL was to be "blow-
ing-in" day at the Chiwassee furnace;
and the throbbing pulse of the great
blast-engines would %thereupon open
new arteries of industry, flowing with
currents of molten iron to strengthen
and invigorate the thews and sinews OF
the many-handed giant of labor.
There was to be an Industrial parade
and a monster meeting in the afternoon
at the furnace, where a platform had
been built for the orators, and where
the train load of capitalists and en-
c~ursionists TO arrive at noon would be
welcomed as the guests of the city.
At an early hour in the morning the
streets were thronged with visitors
moving in unique crowds under the
gayly decorated awnings, or stopping
in admiring groups to stare at the
elaborate display of bunting and flags
ornamenting the company's Offices in
the Guaranty building. In the anat-
omy of Allacoochee, the Guaranty
building was the brain; and in one of
its comfortably furnished cells, iso-
lated by thick walls and deadeued floors
from the out-of-door turmoil Of this
morning of expectation. the twin souls
of the urban monster sat facing each
other in morose silence. Four days
had elapsed since the terrified notary
had burst in upon them with the infor-
nation that the forged deed had been
found. and for three days IN evil-doer's
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
He Could Change His MIND.

No man is better known or more gen
orally beloved in the city in which be lives
than Prof. Adam Hendershott. His converse
ton is quite devoid of bitterness. Only once
was he ever known TO say anything indicat-
ing even the slightest trace of ill-tempar.
Travelling towpward on a suburban trolley
line to call upon n friend, he asked the con
ductor to transfer him to the city street
cars at a certain point.
Soon afterward the car stopped, and he
was surprised to see outside the very friend
he was seeking. He started to leave the
car, but the conductor accosted him.
you can't change for your car here" he
said ~brusquely. go back"
The professor passed him, taking no no
tice.
Can't change cars here, / tell you"
snapped the conductor again.
Prof. HenJershott, deep in conversation
whit his friend, merely waved his hand to
signify that the car might go on without
him.
Here, you old jay" cried the man with
the brass buttons angrily, don't / tell you
that you can't change ears at this stationg"
the good old professor answered with Sc
verify: But ] can change my mind at this
station, can't I?'-Pittsburgh Dispatch.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
Tread Annie sauce.

A good apple sauce to eat with meats
Is made by putting into a porcelain or
earthen dish two quarts of peeled, quar-
tered and cored apples. Sprinkle over
them one-half cupful Of sugar and one
cupful of water. Flavor with a little
ginger. lemon or cinnamon, according
10 taste, and put bits Of butter over the
top. Cover the dish and LET the apples
cook slowly over the back of the fire,
where they cannot burn, but will just
simmer for III bours.-Good House
keeping.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
The Cook wa. Innocent.

The polite agent for the new parlor pho.
nograph who knocked at the door Insisted
that the old 'ady who opened il place the
tubes in her ears, and listen to n song.
lust try it once, madam" etc. "This song
you will hear, madam" he said, as he held
the tube doubtfully 10 her ears, is MY Oar
ling, Pluck a Daisy From My Grave as sung
by Leopold Moriarity, the famous New
York tenor" The agent started the ma.
chine up, but the old lady dropped the tubes
and said; Jest hold on a minute till | come
back. That drafted cooks openin' another
can Of tomatoes in the kitchen with a table
knife Detroit Free Press.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-27
Reflection. of n BacheIor.

AT 30 marriage is the wine of life at 40
IT'S the morning after.
a man is quiet when he is dead; a woman
IS dead when she's quiet.
Every woman is a mirror Of her bosom
friend to her husband and a mirror Of her
husband TO her bosom friend.
The first sign that a woman is beginning TO
feel her age is when she hunts up all the baby
pictures of her children.
Half a woman's pleasure in buying a pref
ty pair Of stockings cheap is spoiled because
she can never be perfectly sure they won't
crock.
When you see a girls eyes look as il she
had been crying she has generally met with
some great grief, or else she has just had her
bath and couldn't find her silk starehing
bag.-N. Y. Press.