Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-20
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stars! Romeo-"rve unda uy III;
them."-Yonkers Statesman 'sFsfudet
Doesn't it make you sad w.,
think OF the poor" Why nv "nen yoa
ticularly. 1t makes me ma n1' not a,ot pan
when | think Of the rich " though
oils Journal. iAdianapl
Mrs. Newed-"Was l perro
during the ceremony? Miss 'S u.s.. deaf
Vel, a tribe at first, darl Sp,''ssi
not after William had said ,Nls' Op|
Truth. 'u Yes"
Not Spoiled by Fortune.-ADp,
h uncle left her all that mone 11~ A.
it changed her at all? Rnua y Ha
deed. She is just as enthns, No.
ever over S9-cent silk marl,oS 'u !,
from one-sixty.-Puck. nov
Frecocious observation-disclosures
good grammar to say after I, Il Sa
Ills Mother-No, George. praoos,
JuSenlle-N ELL the letter j comes ,f,
I. Which is wrong, the prom ,s AT
the alphabet?Chicago Trihnnn
Miss Antique-This YOUNG tu,,
/ don't believe you, sir. Bufc5o ,"'he
a young turkey, mum. Miss .nn
Young! Young as comparod
what? Butcher-The pyramids -,
own sweet self, mum-Harper's R,s
"Maude says she doesn't GOV.
cents for him." THAT is no civ.
does not think a lot of him Juss a.,
how women will fight for bargains VA -
are marked from $3.50 to So a."
dianapolis Journal.
First Chappie-"I wonder now "
lie, how the donkey ever came "a
used as the-er-emblem of stuni3itr
Second Chappie with a yawn,-"n'
know. I'm sure, deah boy; mist NJ
been before our day" -BrooklvD !
Its perfectly absurd, this o,r
about cur hats. People who con't
over them would better rot % "a
theater." Il know; that's what
my husband; and he said: All I'D
we won't CO. and we nt"-Hgm]
Bazaar.
Brown-"Ah, Smith. let me introIl
you to Mr.. Cayley Colt. I'm sure vn
read his famous books.w Smiths,
no. I'm afraid I haven't had the nd
ure.' BroWn-"Oh, of course Won h,
my dear fellow, but you've forgotts
that's it."-Punch.
A Dangerous Locality.-First IRA
pointing to a scarecrow in corD6
look. Lookee there" SEED
Tramp-"My. My! We must cit
this, double quick. They've caught
of us fellows and nailed him to ID
New York Weekly.
Mrs. Spriggins - where's
daughter, Mrs. Virgins" Mrs.
gins-'-She's gone to the cooking sch
And that reminds ne, | must 90
the kitchen and get supper for s
be as hungry as q bear when she
home."-New York Weekly.
"My dear old friend how were
able to acquire such an immense
tune?" "By a very simple meth
VIVA method was that" "Wh
was poor l made out that was
and when l got rich made out tn
was poor."-Odds and Ends.
Mr.. Durham: Il have called, ST
tell you that your daughter, Miss
ME, and l love each other very de
I want to ask you for her" Old
lyuns-''Well, you'll have to
awhile. There's no vacancy in
store now that | could put you int
Cleveland Leader.
zone time" said the Travelled
er, Il got showed in on the
Mountains, and the only thing sew
us had for two days to sustain lily
a half barrel of picked pigs
"You were, indeed" said the cA1
idiot, reduced to eXtremltleS +
annapolis Journal.
Hiram Oatbin-"Them peope
big cities is gittin' so ALFRED enc
in that they're bound to nave
skies above 'em cv'ry day lit
bles-"How d We make tIlal ou' u
Hiram Oatbin-''Look at lne ~
they are payin' out fer them Shy
ers. Up to Date. =,
can author said the PRAGUE :
terateur, fought to know Se'e 1 h
guages." "Of course he Ousa'
piled his fellow-craftsman' I'm ~ II
has been so well worked that 70 to 1
no longer any use Of reading oa
lish books in search OF Origin"
Washington Star. rs e,
He-''These shocmakers "'' tai,,
well UP to the vanity OF WOMEN .hor \. ,S'
It on reliable authority tha' rDa ~ lose
!: ]" !: J: &: !: ]: !: Il" !:
the trick Of putting smaller nu anI
vomen's shocs.' She-"les, NJ
also said that the hattefs al'
inc mems hats a size higher
Cincinnati Enquirer.
"Fwat's this / hear apcu ~. I'd.
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