The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-06-11

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a woman's age? Grtmshaw-By proxy.
New York Journal.
.Ts your wife llterary?7 Yes; every
time I step out Of the house at night,
she says. Quo Yadisg Chicago
Record.
A Change OF Mind.-"Well. am re-
heved that he proposed to you Re
iievedg' He told me he was going to
kdll himself."-Ldfe
II am very much surprised to hear
that they are married; thought he
was merely flirting with her He
thought SO, too."-Collier's Weekly.
? Mrs. Hunter-I've been downtown all
the afternoon and feel awfully tired.
Mr.. Hunter-Undoubtedly, my dear;
you do look rather shop-wern.-Chiea-
go News.
A Musical Isady.-"Do they play the
plano much at your house," No, bur
1 have 1t tuned several times a year
my wife likes To hear II 50 much.-f1ie-
gende Batter.
Hewitt-So you are back from En-
rope. Do you enjoy these trips across
the ocean, Jewett-No; something al
ways comes up to mar my pleasure
New York Journal.
"False-hearted beauty" he sobbingly
shrieked. Il shall never love again.
"No?' asked the h~earless one. No.
shall start In now and try 10 ave o
ey."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
His Weakness.-She-He does not
seem to be a brilliant conversational
Est. He-No: unfortunately he can't
talk on any subject unless he knows
something about it.-Puck.
Miss Autumn-There seem to be
more chaperons than young ladies here
tonight. Miss Barry-It does seem 50.
indeed. By the way, whom are You
chaperoning?-Harlem Life.
Mistress-why were you dismissed
from your last placer Up-to-date Ser
yanf Girl-Well, | like your inquisiuve-
ness. Did | ask you why your last
girl left youf-Fliegende Blatter.
Those Girls.-"Young Mr.. Tizzens
called ON me last week" said Maud.
"Did hep replied Mamie. "He Told NE
he was going to reserve all disagreed
BILE duties for Lent.'-Xashlngton Star.
Mrs. Al think your husband is a
very quiet dresser. Mrs. B.-H'm. You
might change your opinion II you heard
him looking for his clothes SOME morn
tngs.-Browning, King X Co.'S Month
iy.
Mrs. Hoon-It seems 10 me that Mis-.
Swelllngton's new sealskin has a
brighter look than such garments US
nally do. Hoon-Probably 1t was made
from an educated seaL.-Sew York
Journal.
Tommy's ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
do we learn from the story OF sam
son: Tommy with unpleasant results
still mandfesil-That It doesn't pay ter
have women folks cut a feller's hair
Brooklyn Life.
His Wife thearing him indlstinetlyl-
Henry. please hold your mouth a little
further away from the phone. He
NNAdh IVn7ioEAd OiC uAA6hntiOhfD Nv
you think I've been drinking. Ameliai
Chicago Tribune.
He-Surely You must know that |
love you. | cannot live without you.
She-Sh-h. Papa might hear You say
that. II he did he would be sure 10
object without giving you a chance 10
explain.-chicago Daily News.
Hell love you. Miss Peach. ardently.
pa s~sionately. madly. she-Nonsense,
Mr.. De Sever: you are hardly ~acquaint-
ed with me. Hell know. but then
why, perhaps that's the reason, don't
you know.-Boston Transcript.
He knew what they always say. so
he thought he would forestall her. L
suppose you've never been kissed by II
mai before" he said. DO | look as
homely as all that?" she demanded,
haughtily Chicago Evening Post.
Mrs. Greymair4when I die I want
you to engrave on my tomb There Is
Quiet In Heaven Mr.. Greymair-I
think, my dear. 1t would be more 10
the point 10 make 1t There Was Quiet
In Heaven" Cincinnati Enquirer.
I'D be better of II / were dead
complained Cynicus; but. then. | sup
pose. nobody would take <he trouble to
bury me ~decently.' "Oh. Mr. Gym.
Gus" said Miss Daisy Candor. with the
ready sympathy OF sweet is. why, I'm
sure all your friends would bury you
gladly.'-Vogue.
Hostess TAT a party)-And does your
mother allow you 10 have two pieces Of
pie when you are at home. Wiilie5
Willie twho has asked for n second
piece)-No. ma'am. Hostess-Well. do
you think she would Ike you to have
two pieces here? Willie confidently
oh. she wouldn't care. This isn't her
pie-Tid-Bits.
The language OF you Americans Is
very difficult for ME To- understand"
remarked the visiting Engilshmsn. in
what wsy?' asked his American friend.
well, MIR. Tenspot said that golf maze
him tired, and ! replied that | did not
know that he played golf, aud ne au-
mltted that he did mol. Now. how
could golf weary u man who does mol
play the game T-Puck