The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-04-08


Mr.. and Mrs. Lutte Northrup and
Mrs. Bruner returned Friday
from two weeks visit in Tampa,
Florida
Wouldn't it be great If war vessels
could use natural gas for fuel. lola
will donate the gas If some genius
will invent way of using 1t.
A kidney remedy that can he de-
pended on will be found In Prickly
Ash Bitters. theals and strengthens.
Sold by Chas. b. Spencer & Co.
John Often is wearing boisterous
new silk shirt the pattern of which is
a direct insult TO the city ordinance
referring to disturbing the peace.
Theo. Strickland has figured 1t out
that If Grover Cleveland were now
president he would have gene fish
ing and Congress would have gone to
war.
IfGeneral Sherman was correct in
his statement that "war is hell" 1t is
a rather rude and nervy thing for q
young lady to tell fellow to Ego to
war;
Il. NJ. Swift was awarded the
plumbing job on the Yates Center
hotel-on the strength of the REGIS
TIERS endorsement and his own
merit.
Paola Times: Trying to do business
without advertising is like kissing a
pretty girl in the dark-you may
know what you are doing but nobody
else does.
Charley Spencer has another flock
of chickens in his window for Easter.
They have plumage of many colors
and make the school children stare
and laugh.
The official organ of the X. and l..
of S, announces the allowance of the
claim for $1,000 on account of the death
of j. w. Duncan which occurred Feb
loOcs
j. ID. Parks has received some new
song books for male voices and Is GO
ing to train half a dozen young men
so they can sing on Sunday without
breaking the sabbath.
An occasional dose of Prickly Ash
Bitters keeps the system healthy,
wards off disease and maintains
strength and energy. For sale by
Chas. b. Spencer IL Co.
Neosbo Falls Post: The members
Of the Presbyterian church of this
place have decided to call Rev
Smalley as pastor of their church.
He will also preach at Carlyle.
The election was good natured
and the prospects are that lola will
soon get back on the old footing and
consider elections a necessary evil,
and not consider evil necessary.
f.. A. NanValkenburg returned Fri
day from two weeks visit in
Missouri. He says they haven't heard
that the Maine was blown up over
there, much less that war is i'm.
minent.
EmpOria Gazette: Farmer Funston is
going to cut more figure in the
gubernat0rial race than the fellows
think He may be the man Major
Hood will have to beat on the home
stretch.
One millinery firm in lola sold
fifteen bonnets or hats Saturday.
That means fifteen men who are re-
solving themselves into as many
ways and means committees TO meet
the deficit.
Misses Henrietta Henderson, Clara
Klaumann and Fannie Norris and
Mr.. Herbert Fish baugh returned to
Lawrence Monday to follow the foot
steps of the Socrates up the path of
knowledge.
DR.. Short will do general practice
in medicine and surgery All calls
promptly responded to in city or
country. Special attention to eye,
ear, nose, throat and delicate sur
gerry. 3S.Iidwlt.
II it turns out that the colored
troops cannot withstand the Cuban
climate and disease, a company of
yellow'journal correspondents ought
to prove exempt from the ravages of
even yellowfever
Habitual constipation is the door
through which many of the serious
Ills of the body are admitted. The
oeca. ional use Of PricklY Ash Bitters