The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1898-12-23
MISFITS.

You will find the advertisers in the
DEMOCRAT the best in the city to trade
With. "Use no other"
Ma, let's get up frontier said a
title Salem girl at the Cathoiiclfair. The
word is new one and good one.
"
Ii you are going to make any good
the first OF next year begin
now and get in practice. Put off reso-
Iutions are made OF straw.
Moral young ladies should not associ-
ate with immoral young men. Perhaps
mes happiness depends on an EN-. |
ph9tic stand being taken on this.
"
Warm, rainy weather, is good enough
for the Man about Town during Oreeon's
winter months. He is anti.expansion
in the matter Of snow.
\
Since Postmaster Sites has been at
the desk he has issued over II 600 money
orders, which is an average of about fif-
teen day, indicating to what extent
this system is used in transmitting
money.
In the East foot ball stops absolutely
with the Thanksgiving game. Here on
the coast there is no limit in the matter
and Christmas games are frequent. In
Astoria they play the entire year. The
eastern plan is to be commended.
IL
People who give to the poor on Christ
mas do as big thing for themselves as
for the poor. By all means drop your
porcine prociivities promptly prior to
the giving season, and then don't be e
clam.
1t is already being learned that Mr.
Simon is a very accommodating official
attending quickly to requests made By
letter, from getting a pension to securinI
an appointment for q friend But thii
Is part Of the business.
The capital can boast Of one thing.
Is the home Of the captain OF the bigges
foot ball team ON the coast, Judging from
Its eight years record. But stop, he wa
born in Albany, the starting place q,
this fast and wiry toe manipulation.
The editor has to be responsible fo
the sins Of 3 good many people. Here
case. A little girl yesterday approach
: ed the son OF the DEMocRAT man and re
] marked somewhat savageIy: "You
papa Is liar. He said in his paper las
night il was going 20 snow today and /
hasn't" Mr.. Pague aud Mr.. Frencl
, will please take warning.
The whole state should not be mad
responsible for the success OF the L
drande sugar beet factory. Ten to on
/ il q 81 bounty was placed on beets IL
price OF beets would be dropped 81. An
way il Is nos the business OF the state {
D go 70 the rescue. and the legislator VII
D votes for the bill might as well give u
0 politics.
9
1 The depths OF human depravity woul
: appear to. have been reached in the lin
OF commercial deceit. II Is asserted o
e Al excellent authority that the life pre-
v servers on the steamer Portland, wreck
h ed week ago Al Cape Cod, were not 81
ed with cork, bat with grass, whic
when wet became dead weight OF six
: teen pounds. 4 reporter for the Bosio
Il 40 :.
ed a lot OF the life preservers and foun
only one that contained cork aud that (
pccr quality.
This Chicago Record accuses Senate
= Simon Of Weighing only 96 pounds. an
= OF being the smallest member OF u
= senate. A Salem paper declares this
n be mistake, as his head alone NJ
weigh almoss that much
70 Farmer PaSue down At Portland b.
is been having his hands full explainii
Why that snow storm did not come
=. predicted. He declares that il "
headed this way, but failed 10 reach 4
's enough, Tor which we are very thauktS
u Some people, aud little children in %
q ticnlaF. do not like TO be fooled.
Sylvester Scovil, who was ordered I
the navy on account OF having slspr'
Gen. ShAiter, has been placed In isv
again aud given free acoesn to our wa
chips. There are people in The Unit
States now who think Scovil did DOT Gil
u the General hard enough.
Of There viii be q state poaliry show
ly Albany which will open on the 9Th al
N close on the 18th Of January, lso
~ Every friend OF the intensified her
!, should be preeeni.-Independent. II
- specially desired that editors Fleteh
, and Hofer wiIh their intense iieas
here. Lay on, Maeduff.
Of Aibany's rev postmaster does not
81 serve the following from the Salem Ind
y pendent: Samuel 8. Train, of A.ban
AZ has been appointed postmaster at tn
a place. Mr.. Train is said 20 be BROTH
= OF Geo. Francis Train. the eccentr
l' globe trotter.
=
:. A man sending for q copy OF the DIX
10 cRAr to oe sent to his address in wasl
10 ington says he Intends TO locate in Il
Is valley and wants q paper, remarkir
10 that he preeumes our real estate me
= advertise their snaps" We cen. hi
q copy, bat he will have TO hunt up Il
: "snaps."
Mr.. C. ]. Curtis, Of Astoria, hi
ot bought the DAlles Chronicle, and wi
:. edit 1t. Mr.. Curtis Is member OF Il
l. state legislature and is about to obsaI
b some notoriety by aboiishIng the sta
y reform school. An Albany young ms
!. who has been there says he does n,
'' know what he is about, that the scho
is splendid institution for the bo,
l. sent there and does q great deal Of goC
q and should be continued as it no dcul
will be.
3 Charge them that are rich 10 th
! world. that they be not high min1e.
II nor trust in uncertain riches, but in Ii
:, living God, who giveth us richly q
things to enjoy; that they do good, ths
they be rich in good works, ready to dil