Evening journal., 1898-10-22
inform me what business MIR. Addicks

Bay State breed. Frank says It beats
Aiderneys for milking. He bought some
Bay State calves and 1 imagine that
he's pretty fond of them, for every
once in awhile he Jumps up, puts on
his hat and says: Pap, excuse me, |
please, I've got to go and put up my
Margin That's a funny name tor
calf, but Mr.. Addicl0s has put whole |
let of funny notions in Franks head. |
That's what l like about Mr.. Ad- |
dicks. He's an agriculturist and stock |
raiser / expect If he's elected he'll
give every farmer i'm the state Bay |
State bull calf, and then we shall enter
upon an era of golden prosperity. AT
least that's what Frank predicts, and
he stands pretty close to Addicks.
Miller-I don't pin much faith iu
anything Frank Alice says about Ad-
dicks.
Steyens-You wouldn't say that to
his face.
Miiler-Yes, would, and more than
that, too What right has he to be rum
ing on the ticket for state senator?
Aint he under indictment in the
United States Court for robbing the
First National Bank?
Stevens-No. only for helping.
Miller-What's he hunting for, a vim
dication? l think you'd better wait
until the jury comes I'M before you
! quote Frank Alice.
Stevens-Since GIinsley was appoint
ed postmaster you think you're some
thing JIM the political life of this COM
munity-but you're not. You're not
even bob-tailed horse in fy-time.
< You're the same old Steve Miller who
ran for postmaster and got knocked
= out by your brother-in-law and Co,one.
DUPONT. You let on that it was a
. voluntary act of self-sacrifce, but we
p know better than that. IL was a knock
g out, pure and simple. Frank Alice tod
e me so, and he ought to know.
D Hinsley-The man who jumps on
b Steve Miller jumps on me. He's my
= brother-intlaw, and don't propose
70 let any cofferdam Addicl1site thai
b breathes insult him in my presence. Il
e the gentleman from the West Side wil
r step outside. We can settle this dis
d lpute without upsetting the table and in
+ terrupting the progress Of this harmon
Is meeting.
i Stevens-Uncle John, didn't meal
,r anything. i didn't come here to fight
Vt Frank does all the fighting for ou
vt family. 1t was only this morning
Te said that 1 thought whole heap {
IN Hinsley and that If the frost let up
v; bit proposed to send him a nice bunc
e. Of morning glories-didn't ], Jabez?
d. Jenkins-You certainly did.
We GIinsley-If Frank does the fightir
ur for your family you'd better let hii
t do the talking. / don't want yor
a. morning glories, so don't send thel
ou around.
re Stevens-If that's the way you ie
y? about it, Old man, I've nothing more
d. say.
lr, Miller-We don't WANT any more
In, your back-slack. so shut up and S
ut, down.
d. Hammond-That' the way to tai
1g, Steve. The only way to treat an A
Of dicksite is to hit him between the ty
; a eyes and knock him stiff and cold.
rather be a Democrat than an AddicB
a ite. I've been voting the Republic
OF ticket for years and never got thi
ere out of it, and now / think it's abo
OF time to make a change: You fello'
in talk about harmOnyl You're nothi
not but a set Of rank disruptionists a
OF corruptionists. II had all the mon
ay- you've spent buying votes I'd be
lis dependently fixed.
do, Green-I am shocked to hear su
Will language used at our peace meetingl
ext Driver-Why, Brudder Green. hi
esh oDar him las, wintab dat yo' made
my TO Squiah Drapah dat yo' wuz a Di
mocrat an got him to take yo' oil
neh to Dover to try an git de Legislator
ace make yo' chaplin OBJ de House. We
'ear wants to know am dis-Do yo' pray
lcal Dimmocrats in Wintah an fur Rep
licans jes befoah de election? D'
70 de question: now befoah de house.
90 Green-I do not wish to have my
'ud; sition misunderstood by this ass
0eo blage.
Hinsley-It is needless to expli
Nlo- brother. We all appreciate its extr'
delicacy.
os Hollis-When / say that a COW
tAat worth so much l mean it, and no
, who disputes my word can go to
MA, General Assembly. l am the cc
.t - driver in this district. and as Star
- - goes, so goes the nation. l want
monSn. but this COW controversy is
- only living, four-footed, dehorned
.oS,', mi.k-giving issue in this campaign
oft a