New-York tribune., 1898-11-11

Will be beautiful butterfly next year..
"Mebby it will and mebby II won I, repitd ,ne me
bad boy proceeding to dssect it. All cocoohs look
alike 10 me''-tChicago Tribune
Yesterday was Wlllies birthday" says THE De-
tro!t Journal" and his father. in recognition Of
his good behavior during the previous month, took
him for ride on the sreetcars. They had been
seated about minute when a man boarded the
car with ,arge Newfoundland dog. and Willie
who. like other little boys, was very inquisitve,
began follows:
Is that your dog. mister?
"'Yes. my boy
" Does he Ike to ride the cars"
"'I think he does.
" DO you have pay fare for him?
"'Yes'
How much do you have to pay?
"'Five cents
How Old is he?'
"'About three years
The company Is cheating you said Willie. he
ought to be carried for half fare
Willy Money Lender-You want flOO; here's the
money, charge you PEI cent a month. And you
you.
years. thered be something coming 10 you, Ell?
-tJudy
Two rival papers OF Greenyille, Miss.-"The Gold
en- Rule" and The Delta Lighthouse"-are engaged
in little controversy, Ia which The Light house" has
contributed the following: The Golden Rule says
she had II rod I'm the pickle for The Delta Light
house but decided it. and winds up by
saying that Brother Chapple ought 10 know the
difference between the views Of correspondent
and that of an .ditor | would Ike ask the world
how in thunder does Brother Moison expect
Brother Chapple to know who writes an article in
his paper unless he puts the PERSONS name TO 1t?
The truth OF it Is that Brother Mollison is waiting
for that rod 10 grow large enough for him to hide
behind"
A Kennebec County farmer. who j. well-to-do and
mared rn Tbe ourns Ja ma the ohe day Some
men work their farms by the moon. out run mine
G,eyeiand was elected to his last term / sold all
my sheen ! was sure OF his election.
Down went tn. price. and last election secured an
option on one hundred sheep before voted. TWO
days after election took them home. and now !
the same sheep -t<enneb-c journal
The Music Committee Of Deyonshire church re-
Gently advertised in one OF the London papers for
an organis and music teacher TO instruct the choir
Among the replies received was the following;
"Gentemen | noticed your advertisement Tor an
oreanist and music-teac her either lady or gentle
man Having been both for severa. years. cfer
you my services.
Alsernon-Grubber looks u he mad met with
rcverses. ,.. l.,
Archbsld-IIc has. 1t turned his head when ne
drew that lottery prize ie lsrd 20 APE De pachwalu, .
welI YOU noticed his cuns?-(C ChicagO Tribune.
John Ferguson who works farm near Calhoun,
Ga is fifty years old. just over eight feet tall and
weighs 3i6 pounds Up 10 the age Of twenty years
he was an invalid but after that he increased in
Drawn and muscle with miraculous .apidity. until
n the age OF thirty he was AZ h" II nov" Ver!-
table giant He t. forty-eight inches around the
chest and forty around the waist
Hurry up there yelled the eo"dGGtUr 81 70 ma; man
ap't att all
rs this Woodward-aye. car? asked the tall
thin man. who was painting IKE tngpoa' a''er
YES was the curt reply
the truth d nd your neighbors VIII respect Aou- .
And saying =" hurried around th' oothrr. MniIe g
the conductor came do"il from il' car ~ '"oN 'or
a brIck.-CDetroit Journal
Here +. a social note taken from Bnrnesville
Na) paper: Mayor ard Mrs Walter B. Smith
chaperoned A pleasant party Of young peope on a
'possum hunt Friday night and II proved 10 be a
very enjoyable occasion. especially 10 Inc young
ladies. 10 whom 4 'possnm hunt Was mover 'N-
II. rienc. They drove out about four miles from
TOWN and while the dogs .railed the 'possums the
marty ate fruits and candies along the roadside
only one 'possIrn WAS brought home, but the en-
tire party decided that II WAS a good way to have
fun
..The trouble with us i that W. live TOO fast in
this ag. " h. said oracuarly. We arc I'm too much
OF a hurry; do not give ourselves time enough;
Pardon me-" she interrupted coldH You have
no rxht to take IT for granted that We are all
scorchers Chicago Post.
9TH. Chicago Journal says that when Mr Perry
,.f h,. office he pui on the door this notice: "Wi
be back at p. m.
lie rad been gone some time when Mcclure. one
0, his acquaintanoes came 1" see h'm on business
ucuir. read the card. pulled out his watch.
.nin.d contemptuously took out his pencil. wrote
s,,,ethi,g ON the card and went away
/ MAS no, long after that when another man
o,,a nm read the card smiled. looked AZ his
ua,cb wrote something and then went away
r,side ~ A few minutes a third man arriN ed ex-
,i,.d IN. card added something TO the writing
unon n and grlnned as he walked on. A fourth
os.h and sixth man did the same thing
vb.n Perry returned AZ 2.i5 o'clock this is what
H.. found written under his promise TO return by
! O'Clock:
You're a liar 10y the watch. j. b Mcclure
l.I3 p.
..you lie again George +. Smith. - p m.
amen IS u &. l3o p.
"D,t,o r. 81 Montgomery. 1.5 p.
"Tbat'u do Ananias. John Hines. Las p m
Don't let it occur again John NJ NJ. Comstock
2I0 p m"
He hasn't.
And YOU wouldn't begin Journey on Friday
Not l." .
Il can't understand how you can have any faith
In .u-h . silly superstition" .
NO supsrst!tioa about L. ssturdAys payday.
-Pick-xsvp