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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17

Some wag took one of Charles
forrey's tame ducks, and anchored
it out in the river, near his hotel at
McKees Half Falls, and then calle
his attention to the wild duck in the
river. Charley prides himself on
being a crack shot, and getting his
gun he proceeded to slay the lively
little duck. He fired one shot, the
duck swan on, no fly, then another
and another followed, the duck still
swan on until about ten shot fell,
when he killed it. Then there was
a happy landlord.-After cheering
for some time on his success, he
started out on the river, and arriv-
ing ut the duck, he found he had
been sold, and then there was a mad
landlord.-HTJune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
KREAM EN-.

n. G. Gutelius and wifi. were vis-
iting friends in Lewisburgover Sum
day.. David Buck was visiting
his daughter Mrs. A. A. Heiutzel-
man OF IewistOwn over Sunday. /.
Sol. Fagley Of Shamokin was in
town on Saturday. .R. s. Heint-
zelman left for Paxinos last Mon
day where he will work during the
summer. :. .Jes. Maurer is max
ing preparations to erect new
house on the lot he recently pur-
chased from Thompson Hilbish. i.
Geo. S''hoch Of Selinsgrove was in
town on Saturday between trains. :.
Fields & Yoder loaded carload OF
timber "n Saturday. James
Roush and wife were called to Sun
bury several times last week on
account OF the eillness of their daugh-
ter-in-law, Mrs. John Roush. i. . :.
Miss Izora Walter is visiting her
sister in Monroe township. =. Philip
Roush and Charles Keck were in
Middleburg one day last week.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
The s. s. Workers Of Snyder
County.

The executive committee of the
county association have made the
following division of the county:
Adams, Beaver, Beaver West and
Spring in charge of H. l. Romig.
Perry, Perry West and Chapman
in charge of Rev. o. G. Romig.
Washington and Union in charge
Of William Meyer.
Penns, Selinsgrove, Monroe and
jackson in charge of M. L. Wagon
seller.
Middleburg, Franklin, Centre and
Middlecreek in charge of Rev. d.
f. /McIai
There should be as many local
district conventions held before the
county convention, aspossible. Lei
those in charge see to this matter.
The date for the annual convention
has been fixed for May 8 and 10
1898, in the Evangelical Lutheran
church Of Middleburg. n.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
Rev. Hertz Returned.

The United Evangelical Confer
ence Of Central Pennsylvania was
held at Hug hesville last week. The
appointments for Centre District are
as follows:
A. Stapletcn, presiding elder; AL
toona, }. A. Hollenbaugh; Bellwood
and Pine Croft, A. ID. Gramley
Belletonte, Z. II. Goodiing; Miles
burg, G. W. Heiney; Howard, j.
K. Sechrist; Nittany, Fl. 7. Searle;
Rebersburg, W. ii. Stover; Centre
Hall, W. W. Rhoads; Spring Mills,
W. M. Brown; Millheim, j. j..
Lohr; Sugar Valley, G. +. Garrett;
Millmont, d. p. Shatier; Buffalo,
j. Shambach; New Berlin, c. F.
Shuitz; Penn's Creek, j. Ii. S.
Price; Middeburg, j. H. Hertz ;
Mcclure, l.. Dice; Port Treverton,
w. f. Brilliant. Lewistown, Geo.
Joseph Patterson, S. f. koontz ;
Professor A. f. Goble, d. d., pre-
sident of Central Pennsylvania Col
lege and member of New Berlin
Quarterly Conference.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
COURT HOUSE uE1ps.
DEED. Enaerea lsr y. cord.

Mrs. Catherine Gill to Levi
Walter, ten acres in Centre town
ship for $3.50.
Charles Zarr and wife to Jamsl
W. Smith, I interest in house am
lot on Isle of Que for $50.
Robert M. Smith and wife am
Bell Smith and wife to James wi
Smith I interest in house and lot d
Isle of Que for $40.
John 8. Rice and wife to John D|
Swineford, tract No. l in UnioI
township containing AZ acres an|
80 perches, tract No. 2 in ChapmaI
township containing 81 acres, (dowa
Of 1886 on this tract) and tract Nd
3 in Union township containing |
acres and so perches for $500.
+. P. Decker and wife to A. vi
knepp 172 acres and rs perches ID
West Beaver township for $435O. |
Henry OFT and wife to John ClopI
one-half acre lot in Penn TOWNSHIP
near the Red Bridge for $75. i
Adam H. Musser and wife d
Jacob B. Herman, so acres d
Franklin township for $500.
Jacob Hoffer and wife to VIM. j
Sandal, so acres in Monroe twv|
for 81, 800. |
Jesse Foltz and wife to JacoS|
Hotter 30 acres in Monroe twp. I'D
$1,000.
Esther Werline and Henry 81
Werline to Edward Taylor, hous
and lot on Water Street, Selinsgrovd
for $3.50.
Marriage Licenses.
rs. J. Pawling, Selinsgrove|
Harriet Richter,
&c. H. Null, Freebur|
Mary Bennage, d. V. X Road |
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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
BE Careful! Be Careful!

In the use OF Brandy during season OF bowel
complaint. Nothing 10 SO useful to assist In
checking cholera morbus or cholera infantum
when ordered by your physician - Pure
brsndy made only from Grape. But where and
now 70 get pure 10 the question. II II 10 not
pure from grape II Is posion and will help kill
the patient, The Old Climax Brandy distilled
from Grapes BY Mr.. speer 10 absolutely pure.
he sure and see that the Bottle has the CAD
stamped with Speer, N. J. Wine Co. Get u Of
your druggist; take no other. Price Si.oo o
bottle qt. (: 81 pints.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
Important to Subscribers.

Those of our subscribers who q
pect to change their postoffice a
dress this spring, should notify
of the same. Be especially carefl
to give your old address and the ne
one. Also send in your name eI
actly as you find it printed on b
label Of your paper. BY observin
these points you will be sure to g
your paper regularly andavoid COZ
fusion. Il,
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
Moving Notice.

All persons having business vii
this Office please remember that V
have moved our quarters from Davi
Coker's building to the new bull
ing Oh the Bank lot near the counl
jail where we shall be pleased
greet our many friends and patron
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
Invalid and Sacramental Wines,

speer's uhfermented Crate Juice is pure md
nnintoAicating. 1t Is made from the finest
grown Port Grapes especially for the use Of
Christian churches, preserved from fresh and
pure juice rs II is pressed and guaranteed t. re-
tain Its grateful flavor and essential qualities
unimpaired for any period Much used Ior
evening parties and invalids who do not use
siimulants.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
Sale Register.

Thursday, Mar. 17th, one-half mile nort
west Of Richfield, Thos. Shellenberger will 4
horses, one COW and farming implements.
Monday, Mar. 2lst. James Erdley will sell
miles west Of Middleburgh, live stock and fsrs
ing implements.
Tuesday. Mar. %, two and one-half mil
south Of New Berlin. Isaac Bilger will sell
horses, Cows and farming implements.
Tuesday March, n, on the road leading m
Mckees 10 Meiserville, Mrs. Sadie Bohner, VI
sell household goods.
Friday, Mar. %, two and one.half miles MOI!
East OF Middleburg. Mrs. Mary X. Musser VI
sell one horse, two cows and farming implemd
and household goods.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17

Geo. A. Foltz and wife, who went
to Moran, 3 years ago to farm for
John Schoch, have returned to Mon
roe township and will make their
home at HummePs Wharf.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17

Isaac Il. Waite of Mazeppa W
in Middleburgh on Saturday III
made a call at this office.
A full line of tinware can
round at Schoch and Stahlnecke
stand. AL! kinds of repairi
promptly attended to. IT,
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
These Publlshsrs.

Penjab-oh. I tell you am looming
right up alongside Of Anthony Hope!
There II only one triAing little differ
sncs now between bis stories and
mine. L
What 10 thatf
Psajab- b-wAy. ~ spnSliaAsrs ali
jump q bic seesies cd ehsy Jump on
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
CrO'cded ont last week.

G. p. Swarm, of Oakland, Iowa,
is visiting friends in this section.
He is engaged in the drug business.
......Geo. & Wagenseller has bought
the Shindel property including the
drug store; we did not learn the
price. This is d very desirable pro-
perty. 3. Thomas Earhart, of New
York, is visiting his uncle, Rev. p.
Born, ID. d.. Mrs. Benson nee
App returned from Phila. where
she had been in Il hospital for treat
ment. We understand she has been
very much improved in health. +.
Rev. j. II. Barb took business
trip to Maryland last week. He
also represented the Lutheran c. f.
Society at the convention at Cata,
wissa. . The outlook is for a good
audience to greet the Boston Sym
phony Club which gives an enter
tainment on Wednesday afternoon
in the Opera House. .... Tailor
Phillips and wife hove gone to
Phila. to lay in spring stock of
goods. e. IS. Weis is giving bargains
to his customers. :. The shoe fac
tory is being rooted by Timer A.
N. Gemberling. The building will
be ready for occupancy some time
in April. DR.. Dimm was at Bel
lefonte on Sunday assisting at the
installation of Rev. H. G. Halo
way, ID. d.. ;. Mrs. Emma Day
from Mulenburg, Africa, the wife Of
DIR. Day, deceased, was entertained
by DR.. Dimm and family on Mon
day and gave a talk to the U. H. &
F. M. Society of Trinity Lutheran
church, in the college chapel, Mon
day evening.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
MIDDlEBURan Market,

Corrected weekly by our merchant.
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Chickens per ID. .... ...................."
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ssss s''"
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Wneat.".... .....".".......".
6y0"...s. ..ss...ss..s s...s"s.s....s"ss.' ,
f0Iey0eo............. .....s.sss".....s s....' \
Vt0 Oornss... ........... ..........s..ss".''' J
Ooto ss.ss.....s ...''"
Bran per 100 lbe.s...................,
Alddlings !. " ........................
Chop !" .................. ....... !.
nosr per Dbl. l..............~.... sees
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
SELINSGROVE.

The wedding of s. J. Pawling,
Esq, and Miss Harriet Richter was
largely attended. The floral deco
rations were fine. They left on the
S:34 p. III. train for a trip South
-. The concert by the Boston
Ladies Orchestra was grand, every
person was delighted with the per.
tormances. We understand the
troupe was highly pleased with
their visit to this place. If they
should return here they will be
greeted by a larger audience than
before. Miss Lizzie Reitz of
Fishers Ferry was in town We'd
nesday. Miss Cora App went to
Michigan owing to the illness of her
sister who is living in that state
IS. Weis and M. Millner of
kantz are in Philadelphia making
their spring purchases, and Druggist
Ulsh accompanied them. Mrs.
Anna Allenan is visiting friends in
Harrisburg. Benz. Phillips OF
Mahanoy City, brother Of Tailor
Phillips, is visiting the latter.
Rev. Chilcote has gone to Danville
to attend the annual conference of
the M. f. church. .Domer Ul-
rich was called ZONE by the serious
illness Of his mother. We are
pleased to say she is improving. H.. :.
Rev. j. II. Weber of Sunbury on
Friday afternoon delivered the first
of a course of six lectures to the
students of the University. The
w. G. Il. u. held memorial SER
vice for Miss Francis f. Willard ON
Monday afternoon in the reading
room.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17
AMARTYR'STRIUMPH

From the text,
Acts vii. $3.50,
Behold l see the
heavens opened"
ETC.. DR.. Talmage
breaches Of the
stoning OF Stephen
and his glorious
death.
Stephen had been
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-03-17

dom about the wonders Of Justification
and the glories Of resurrection. John
Wesley was howled down by the mob
to whom he preached. and they threw
bricks at him, and they denounced
him. and they jostled him. and they
spat upon him, and yet to-day. in all
lands, he is admitted to be the great
father Of Methodism. Booths bullet
vacated the presidential chair, but from
that spot of coagulatsd blood on the
floor in the box Of Ford's theater there
sprang up the new life Of q nation.
Stephen stoned. but Stephen alive!
Pass on now and see Stephen in his
dying prayer. HIS first thought was
not how the stones hurt his head, nor
what would become Of bis body. His
first thought was about his spirit.
Lord Jesus, receive my spirit!" The
murderer standing on the trapdoor. the
black cap being drawn over his head
before the execution. may grimace
about the future. but you and I have
no shame in confessing some anxiety
about where We are going to come out.
You are not al body. There 10 within
you . soul. I see It slsam from your
syss and Gee Il irradiating your eoun-
tsnance. Sometimes ! Am ahashed be-
tore IN. apdisnce ..nse hse9aee ! come
under their physical sysslaAt., but BE-
sauss realise he tsutA ,tAae stand
'bsGsss = aAay iuuhsrtsl parltA ~
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05
University of Notre Dame.

We call attention to the advertise
ment of the University of Notre Dame
in this issue. This great institution
of learning takes rank with the first in
the country and in the world. 1t is
beautifully situated at Notre Dame.
Ind, a place famous In the early his
tory OF Christian explorations in the
New World. The educational course Is
fully as complete as at Harvard, Yale
or Princeton. A new 184-page cat
alogue just issued by the institution
gives some very valuable information
that should be read before arranging
to sending your boys elsewhere. St.
Edwards Hall for boys under 13 is
complete in al Its equipments and has
many advantages. 1t is possible for a
boy of 10 to enter Notre Dame and re-
main until he graduates in Divinity,
Classics. Letters, Science. Law, En-
cheering, etc.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

The manufac urers of Castoria have been
compelled to spend hundreds Of thousands OF
dollars to familiarise the public with the Sig
nature Of Chas H. Fletcher This has been
necessitated by reason Of pirates counterfeit
ing the Casiorla trade mark. This counter
feiting is q crime rot only against the proprie-
tors Of Castoria, but against the growing
generation All persons should be careful to
see that Castoria bears the signature Of Chas.
H. Fletcher, II they would guard the health OF
their children. Parents and mothers, In par
ticular, ought to carefully examine tho
Castoria advertisements which have been ap-
pearing in this paper and to remember that
the wrs PIPER Of every bottle OF genuine Castoria
bears tho fac-simile signature OF Chas. II.
Fletcher, under who'e supervision 1t has been
manufactured continuously for over thirty
years.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

Every person, male or female, shrinks
from badness. 1t adds to the appearance
of age and Is a serious discomfort. The
cases are rare when the falling out of the
hair may not be stopped, and new and
healthy growth OF the hair promoted. The
hair grows in the scalp like plant In the
soil. If a plant fourishes 1t must have
constant attentions Il must be wa RE-,
where IL Is rooted. IT'S so with the hair.
Neglect is usually the beginning Of bald
ness. Dandruf is allowed to thicken on
the scalp. The hair begins to loosen. The
scalp loses Its vitality. The hair, insult
6ciently nourished, begins to fade and to
fall. The instant need in such case Is
some practical preparation which, sup
plying the needed nourishment to the
scalp, will feed the hair, give It strength.
and 50 produse !. strong ana hsal s
Hair Vigor, the most practical and valua-
HE preparation for the hair that can be
with dandruff, stops the hair from falling,
restores the original color to gray or faded
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05
CAUSE FOR ALARM
How badness begins.
How to prevent it.

hair and gives an abundant and glossy
growth. Those who are threatened with
approaching badness will be interested
in the following voluntary statement,
made by Alderman S. J. Green, OF Spencer,
Iowa. He writes:
"About four months ago, my hair COM
menced falling out SO rapidly that I
became alarmed, and being recommended
DR.. Ayers Hair vigor by druggist,
resolved to try this preparation. l have
been now using 1t for three months, and
am much gratified to find that my hair has
ceased falling out and also that hair which
had been turning gray for the past hve
years has been restored to Its original
color, dark brown. 1t gives me much
pleasure to recommend this dressing."-
S. ]. GREEN, Alderman, Spencer, Iowa.
Those who are interested In preserving
aud identifying the hair will do well to
send for DR.. Ayers Curebook, A story OF
cures told by the cured. This book OF 100
pages Is sent free, on request. by the J. G
Aver Co., Lowell, Mass.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05
Tho Oldest Volunteer.

A New York State doctor, aged 100.
volunteered his services to the Presi-
dent recently as an army surgeon. At
his advanced age he can read without
glasses, and walk 10 miles day. The
Oldest standard medicine is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, which has no equal for
indigestion, dyspepsia and constipa-
ton. One bottle does much good.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

DR.. Moffett's TEErHINA (Tccthing Pow.
ders) Is the preparation that has gained so
much reputation in all our large cities In
saving the lives OF Teething Children and SO
diminished their mortality. and no Mother
serve the life OF her little one. TEETnINA Aids
Digestion, Regulates the Bowels and makes
teething easy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05
Beauty Is Blood Deep.

Clean blood makes o clean skin No
beauty without 1t. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tics cleanses your blood and keeps 1t clean. by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
purities from the body; Begin to-day to
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets, beauty for ten cents All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, l0c sc, SOC.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

Lucindy-Daddy dis am Mistah Jon.
sing dat all wants to marry.
Uncle Moses-I dunno, honey; YOU
had better axe yorah nanny, her
rheumatic am gettin' powerful bad, an
ali dunno eff she'd be willin' toe support
nm extra membah in de family.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

Mr.. Sprockett-I ordered new ice
cream freezer sent home to you to-day,
my dear.
Mrs. Sprockett-Howl lovely! What is
the gear, darling?
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05
Same Sign.

Groom-A ring around the moon is a
sign of rain.
Bride (sweetly)- And round q
woman's finger IS sign Of
Groom-Reign.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05
KANSAS AGIrAToR. GARNET. KANSAS.
Literally True.

Jaclk-Hattie wears more abbrevi-
ated bathing costume than any other
girl on the shore.
Tom-Yes, she outstrips them all.
New York World.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

Until boy is 25 he thinks he is not
entertaining a girl unless her sqeual-
ing and laughter can be heard three
blocks.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

How to grow wheat with big profit at 4o
cents and samples of Salzer's Red Cross $50
Bushels per acre) Winter Wheat, Rye, Oats,
Clovers, etc., with Farm Seed Catalogue
for cents postage. JOHN A. SALZER
SEED CO., La Crosse, Wis. w.n.u.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

"Sammy, how large piece Of cake
do you want?"
II want big piece, but don't gimme
so much that will have to divide with
sister"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

After the men have done all the
fighting and injured all the suffering
the figure of Peace is represented by
woman.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes
weak men strong, blood pure. SOC, 81. AL
druggists
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

Smith, the Good Father-When say
anything in the presence of my chill
dren 1 am very careful to have it &C.
curate.
Jones, the WRECKED bachelor-Yes, I
suppose they would call you down if it
wasn't.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05
His Name Is Legion.

He-Tell me the name of the william
that kissed you before did.
She-What is the use? he would be
too many for you.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

The man who prefers praise to money
is one who is happiest when he is
working for the good of others.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

The man who is always repeating
the bright sayings of his children is
good natured person but rather tedious
at times.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05
indispensable.

If you want to be we'll informed take
a paper, even paper of pins will give
you some good points.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

There is very little sympathy for any
man who gets hurt in a friendly
scufn."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

What great pity it is that a n.y.
drant can't be made to look as roman
tic as an old well.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

Eight thousand carrier pigeons ar
kept for use in the German army.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

1t is possible for any Cinnamon, or
even any Chinese woman, to become q
deity by paying for the honor.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

When some people ask for time tt
think we wonder what they are going
to think with.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

The nest unnatural thing in I'll
world is a woman laughing through
telephone.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

COSMO BUTTERMILK TOILET SOAP
makes the skin soft, white and healthy.
Sold everywhere.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05
Don't Tobacco sul, and Smoke Your Lie AWAY.

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic, full OF life, nerve and vigor, take No-TO-
Bac, the wonder-worker that makes weak men
strong All druggists, Soc or 81. Cure guaran-
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

It is against the rules to carry
matches on board modern man-of-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

Every man believes that his business
developers more kiclSers than any other
business.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05

For a perfect complexion and a clea
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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-05
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Mrs. Grundy (coloring)- Oh, don't.
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