Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1898-06-23
Uncle 81 in sequachee.
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Deer edttuF;
Mandy an KEN doun tr Sequatchy
last weak an we had fine time. We
walkE arOun an arOun, inspecting the
Duties nv the City an We air hOgswaz-
zled eff hit aint a bigger place en- we
thought When we wuz at the caounty
bridge ne met TELLER ridin tew buggy
wheels an OF we he'd noticed severul
signs Of improvements and public
wurks we axed what the place mOught
be and he sed in wuz Sequatchy, an we
tromped mOre'n . mild aiOre we saw
airy haouse, which makes us think 1t is
big place where people can hev back
yards on sech maggnefHisent skale.
Wal, me an Mandy tromped up the
street an the Arst thing we saw when
we got thar Wuz the new hottie, an we
saw sum men wurkin on top. said tu
Mandy Let's go up thar" an she sed
81 don't keer" and we went. IL wuz
powerful hard Wurk to pull Mandy
through them thar rafters, but she KEN
through when yanked an we finerly
got teW the top, an the scenery wuz bu-
tiiul. Lookin dewn strait through
tho tips Nv our brogans es we sOt squat
ted on the rouf, me an Mandy could see
all ovur the boss lot, an powerful prit'
ty one 1t is. axed one Nv the work
men what thAy wuz a-bildin this yer
shack fur an he toll US he didn't reckon
es be knew, but ole Mis Bilkins tolC
1 Mis- Dibbins, an she tole Mandy's fust
! Husbands fust cussin, an sho tole hel
sister and she toll Mandy tibet this vel
butiful structur wuz agOin teW be I
barn. / declair hit makes me plum
mad tew think Nv us foalks Twin en- cab
bins an HOSES Twin in sech palashal be-
wildarment. Mandy lowed thRy wui
durn fulea-the peepul not the bosses
an l lowed she wuz right.
Wal, after we he'd Vued the oeOnery
We drapped as best We could, but hi
Wuz powerful hard Wurk tn git mAndy
down, wusser n hit wuz teW git her NJ
thar. l don't think wimin air bilt Il
cline haOuses, nOhAoW, and afOre | go
Mandy down Rrgyed the pint with her
/ tell yeu what, women hez no bushes
squeezing between raiters, nOhOw.
Wal, we got down all right ennyhOW
only Mandy lost her toothbrush and
bust gallus, an we got whSr we coult
! git sum coal water ct the Bloin Spring
Thar wuz q hull lot Of judes thar al
they kept snickering in an onmanl
way, an presently one Nv them KEN u
with an offul pritty gal a-clingin tu hi
arm an ses tn Mandy; II think yeu he
drapped sumthin," an he held up Man
dy's Switch, tibet she maid herself frur
the tail Nv our ole roam mair, an ys
orter heered the crowd laff. Els soon e
Mandy sot eyes on 1t she gev screecl
an grabbed It, an polted home OF fast Q
ahe could pelt an Nv course he'd t
chase after her, an yeu orter heereu
tibet sinful crowd cheer. Wal, l wuz
close second tew Mandy when We reach
ed home, and we had cat scratchin
Nv our own. She blames me fur climi
tibet yer hottie, an blame her fur bel
sech durn fule ez tn 90 up thar.
An now, Mistur Eiitur. what in com
mond cents air thsy goin tn make the
souperfihd hottie inter barn fer? Ain
the present skOmodashuns guide emu
fur Thorn hOsses2 recken thay wi
want tew Civ them feather tixs tn sloe
on next. Els q vallyble citizen Nv th
famous Sequatchy >Vally and konstar
reeder Nv your vallyably paiper, / pr
: test agin it, Hit looks tew mulch es
the centre Nv Sequatcy wuz only q barr
Hits kompleat fall, an Mandy say
yeu OrteF be ashamed Nv yerselves. EX
kuse ritin an spelin, as lost my spec
climin tibet yer hottie.
81 SOCKITTOEM.