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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04
A ROYAL AMERICAN.

/ The New York Herald of Sunday last
gives the pedigree of several ladies who
are eligible to membership in the new
Order of the Crown That of Mrs. Cor
nelius Vanderbilt is given as follows:
Edward l., king of England, 12Z2-lSO7
(who was a descendant of William the
Conqueror, Alfred the Great, Hugh
Capet, Charlemagne. czars of Russia,
emperors Of the east, etc, etc., had
by his first wife, Eleanor, daughter of
Ferdinand III, king Of CASTLE and
Leon
Princess Elizabeth Plantagenet, who
married Humphrey de Bohun. fourth
Earl Of Hereford and Essex, lord high
constable Of England, killed in 1921, and
had
Sir William de Bohun. K. c.. Earl of
Northampton, died 1860, whose daugh-
Lady Elizabeth de Bohun, married
Sir Richard Fitz-Alan, X G., tenth
Earl of Arundel, and had
Lady Elizabeth Fitz-Alan, died 1926,
who was the widow of Sir William
Montacute, of Sir Thomas Baron Now
bray, X. G., Earl Marshal of England,
first Duke of Norfolk, etc. and of SiI1
Gerard dUfiete. and who married
fourthly Sir Robert Gonshill, of Hault-
Hucknall, Derby. and had by him.
Elizabeth GOnshill, who married Sir
Robert Wingield, of Letheringham, in
Suffolk, died 1431 Cthe preceding state
ments are from Dugdafe's 'Baronage
of England" and Lodges "Peerage of
Ireland. under Viscount Powerscourt's
pedigree, and Camden's Huntingdon
shire Nisitations" Lodge is also au-
thority for what here follows). and
had
Sir Henry Wingffeld, of oxford. in
Suffolk. viii dated Feb. p, 1883, whose
som
Sir Robert Wingfield. of oxford and
Upton, died 1915, had
Sir Robert Wingfeld, of Upton,
Northants, died 1880, who had by his
wife. a sister of the celebrated Lord
High Treasurer Cecil
Dorothy Wingfield. died 1919, who
married at St. Georges, Stamford, Sept
80. 1885, Adam Claypool, Esq, of Lath-
am and Marlborough, or Northboro'.
Northants Cthese statements are from
Marshalrs "Genealogist H." $50 and
81, the parish register of Tinwell. Rut-
landshire), and their third SON
Sir John ClayDoole, of Marlborough.
knighted by Cromwell, was clerk of the
Hanaper. he fell under the dispieas-
ure Of tie court for contumacy in re-
spect of ship money, and became a fol-
lower of Cromwell tsee Waylen's
House o. Cromweli0. He married in
1922 in London. where are the records
of the baptisms Of his children One of
them, John, Lord Claypooie, one of
Cromweus peers. married Elizabeth
Cromwell daughter of the protector.
and another
James Claypoole, a London merchant,
joined William Penn in Pennsylvania
in 1888, and became a. leading man in
the aroyisce. and died in Philadelphia
in 1857. having issue
Joseph Claypocle, born in bondon,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04
me coniugating putchman.

Success: While two. Englishmen were
conversing in a coffee house in Paris. one
remarked that certain dwarf had ar
rived in the city, at WHICH .quaint-look-
ing parsonage sitting near them opened
his mouth and said with a look Of earnest
ness: 1 arrive, thou arrivest, he arrives;
we arrive, We or YOU arrive, they arrive. -
One OF the EngliShmen. in establishment
asked: Did you speak TO me. sir?"
Il speak, thou speakest. he speaks; we
speak. We or you speak, they speak,, was
the sole reply.
''What, 40 you. intend to insult me?"
Il insult, thou insultest. he insults; we
insult, We or you insult. they insult came
from the lips of the stranger.
Il Will have satisfaction shouted the
perplexed and irritated 'Englishman. IF
you have any spirit with your rudeness.
come with me- to which the impenetra-
bic stranger replied; Il come, thou COM
est, he comes; We come, We or you come,
they come and followed ths others.
Now, SIR. you must fight me- said the
first speaker. 4 fight. thou, fightest. he
We or you fight, they fight" and here he
disarmed his adversary.
We'll. on my honor" said the defeated
man. you have the best of it. and nope
you are satisfied Il am satisfied. thou
art satisfied. he is satisfied; we are salts
isfied''
II am glad everybody is satisfied said
the Englishman. but pray leave off quiz
zing me in this unmerciful manner and
tell me what is the natter
For the first time the stranger spoke ra-
tionally- Il am Dutchman.' said he.
and am learning your language. BY the
request of my. teacher. / conjugate every
verb hear and as / do not like TO have
my actions interrupted, I could not ex-
plain before
a hearty laugh followed and an invita-
ton 20 dinner from the Englishman Be-
fore. accepting. the Dutchman continued:
n l.. u H..
or you dine, they dine-we all dine to-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04
cATARRH OF THE STOMACH.
A Pleasant, Simple, But Safe, Efec-
tual Cure For. IT.

/ Catarrh of the stomach has long beer
considered the next thing 70 incurable
The usual symptoms are a full OF
/ boating sensation after eating, accom-
I panied sometimes with sour or watery-
risings, formation of gases, causing
pressure on the heart and lungs and
difficult breathing; headache, tickle APP
petite, nervousness and a general
played out, languid feeling.
There is often a foul taste in the
mouth, coated tongue, ana if the in
terror of the stomach could be seen il
would show Shiny. infiamed condi-
tion.
The cure for this common and obsti-
nate trouble is found in II treatment
which causes the food to be readily,
thoroughly digested before it has time
to fermeut and irritate the delicate mu-
cous surfaces of the stomach.
To secure a prompt and healthy di-
gestion is the one necessary thing to
do. and when normal digestion is Sc
cured the catarrhal condition will have
disappeared.
According to DR.. Harlanson the SAT-
est and best treatment is TO Use after
each meal a tablet, composed OF nias-
tase, ASeptic Pepsin, a little NuX, Col
den Seal and fruit acids.
These tablets can now be found at
all drug stores under the name of Stu
art dyspepsia Tablets, and, not being
patent medicine. can be used with
perfect safety and assurance that
healthy appetite and thorough digestion
will follow their regular use after
meals.
Mr.. n. ]. Booher of 2710 Dearborn
street, Chicago, Ills, writes: "Catarrh
is a local condition resulting from a
neglected cold in the head. whereby the
lining membrane of the nose becomes
intiamed and the poisonous discharge
therefrom. passing backward into the
throat, reaches the stomach, thus pro-
ducing catarrh of the stomach Medi-
cal authorities prescribed for me for
three years for catarrh of stomach
without cure, but today l am the lap
piest of men. after using only one box
Of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets. / can
not find appropriate words to express
my good feeling.
Il have found flesh, appetite and
sound rest from their use"
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets is the SAT-
est preparation as well as the sim
plest and most convenient remedy for
any form of Indigestion, catarrh of
stomach, biliOusness, sour stomach,
heartburn and blOating after meals
Send for little book, mailed free, on
stomach troubles, by addressing Stuart
Co, Marshall. Mich. The tablets can
be found at all drug stores.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04
TALES OF THE DAY.
A Trade Secret.

Washington Star: "Oh. Mr. Scanner-
ton" she exclaimed. effusively: Il have
been waiting to see you | wanted to tell
you how much ! appreciated that poem
:on had in the latest issue of the Cere-
Drum Magazine.
'You mean the one that begins
Through the turgid depths We plod and
plough,
And Chamber on. we know not how.
To find the goals that promised rest.
But weary starting points, at best
Yes she answered. with dreamy,
downcast eyes. Il like that And il gets
better as you go on. Ii gets very much
better. There were parts in it that |
could hardly understand al all
on, you. Halter me-
No, indeed. You ought to do more
things like that. You ought to write in
a more dign,fied measure and be profound,
you know. / like that so much better
than these little things that sound as. if
they were done off-hand. Yet l know
there must be a great temptation to do
that kind of work"
There is was the answer. Il very
narrowly escaped making this one sound
So"
Tell me how"
4 had to send the thing away in hur-
ry l didn't have time to make it sound
of,-hand.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

1t IS true that the conditions of the
country make it exceedingly difficult to
explore and prospect. but when bases
of supplies shall be established. as they
will be. then prospecting will not be
the hazardous undertaking it now is.
But even with bases of supplies estab-
lished, prospecting will always be a
much harder and more difficult task in
the far northwest than it ever was in
California
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

The statement is going the rounds of
the press that Captain Oberlin NJ. Car
ter. corps of engineers. now on trial at
Savannah, graduated with higher hon
ors thaa any cadet that was ever at
West Point. The statement is not cor
rect Up to the time of his graduation,
which was in 1880, this statement MAS
true Of Captain Carter. but in 1884
Irving Hale Of Colorado graduated with
higher honors than ans one ever at
West Point. Lieutenant Hale was ap-
pointed from Colorado, .ehich is his ma
tive state He resigned some years ago,
TO engage in private business. His :'ec-
ord still stands unsurpassed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04
SENATOR THURsToN's SPEECH.

The speech of Senator John NJ
Thurston of Nebraska at the formal
opening of the new club house of the
Union League club of Baltimore sounds
a note of warning to the Republican
party that it would be we'll for it TO
heed. He does not hesitate to say that
he believes the Republican party is in
danger of losing the next congress.
That is view that must have i'm
pressed itself upon all who have given
any attention to the drift of public SEN
timent in the past three or four months
for it has been steadily against the
party. Many reasons could be as
signed for this. The promised prosper
ity has not come, at least in anything
like the measure in which it
was anticipated by those who
believed in the promises. The Ma
tionaf' Democrats and the Mugwumps
who supported Mckinley in 1896 are
very much Disguised with him. because
of his course on the tariff question:
they expected that in whatever he did
on this question he would at least be
moderate out of Difference to them. and
as a recognition of the aid they had
rendered him. In place of this the most
radical tariff law the country has ever
known was enacted. The Republicans
who had strong leanings towards silver
and remained with their party. believ
ing the administration was sincere
friend of silver, are disguised because
they have seen the president in whom
they placed their faith betray them and
become the leader of the gold stand
ard men. These reasons alone are sufi-
Gent to justify any man in saying that
he believes the Republican party is in
danger of losing the next congress.
The senator says that he is in favor
of giving the country a rest from
threatened financial legislation There
can be no financial legislation during
the present congress, and all attempts
to secure it will prove futile, while their
only effect can be to disturb business
tst is said the president is most anxious
to have currency reform law passed |
at the present session. 1t should be |
plain to him. as it is to everybody else. |
that the thing cannot be done the ac- |
ton of the senate and house on the
Teller resolution demonstrates this. |
Senator Thurston makes a very sensi- |
bic remark when he says he is in favor |
of giving the country a rest from
threatened financial legislation. The
country desires just such . rest
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Ex-senator Dubois says that he
would not exchange his ranch and
home for all the honor and emoluments
of political life. Perhaps not but it
would not be safe to make the offer Of
exchange
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

.The gold standard is found to be
such a good thing that somebody has
pushed it along to India" says the St.
Louis Globe-Democrat. 1t will serve
as an excellent trailer TO the car of
Juggernaut.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

It is said the president is anxious to
force the lighting on the financial
question. Before he gets through with
1t it will be quite as fast and furious
as he can possibly desire
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

If England has backed down in the
east, It should be remembered that
Salisbury, according to Bismarck, is
nothing but a lath painted to look like
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

A man whose sanity was being in
vestigated in New York nonplussed the
judges by asking them Who married
CAIN" The judges. of course, were
not Abel 10 say.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

The Kansas City Times tells where
Mckinley stood in 1891 on the silver
question and shows where he is today
on the same question. There is an ap-
paSent inconsistency, but it is easily
explained when it is remembered that
no matter where he stood in 1891, he
sits in the White House today.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

The San Francisco Chronicle is of
opinion that it is not particularly sur
prising to hear that no new discover
les of gold have been made in the
northwest during the last eight months.
It says that had the early gold hunters
in California confined themselves to the
small stream where Marshall found his
nugget, their success would not have
been the amazing thing it became But
they spread out over the whole noun
tain and river country, explored every
likely nook and watercourse, with the
result that they added, within five
years. some $500. 100000 to the worlds
supply of the precious metals. As for the
northwestern treasure seekers. they
have concentrated at the Klondike and
in its close proximity. leaving a coun-
try as large as 20 CALIFORNIA; to be ex-
plored; il says. and until they branch
out and prospect every promising field
nothing can be really determined about
the richness and extent of the north
western placers.
It Is more than likely that the golden
floor OF Alaska and northwest British
Columbia has not. even been scratched.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Judge Powers says that City Attor-
ney Halls opinion in the Grief Of police
case "tacews us into a state 81 an
archy." If this IS so, it Is certainty The
most peaceful and law-abiding state
Of anarchy that ever existed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Provo came very near having a gold
excitement this week. Let the people
Of Provo remember the Payson point
gold excitement. and be wise.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

The very extensive operations of LII.
Francis c. Cradle prove conclusively
that all the fools are not yet dead.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

We judge from a contemporaries
cartoon that District Attorney Judd
must be stiff-necked and rebellous.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

1t would be exceedingly difficult to
tell where the silver tints the gold in
the Republican party.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Train a child up in the way he should
go and when he gets old the chances
are he viii be impudent and migrate
full.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

The fact that the president is a great
equestrian NAV explain some Of his
tendency to straddling-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

The bachelor girl who husbands her
resources seldom gets married.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

To talk about the decay of the sen
ate is AL rot"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Two wild steers run amuck," says
the Chicago Times Herald. They must
have run into the Chicago river.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

If men ear have snakes in t;leir
boots, why may not horses have ~
ards in their kidneys2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

If Russia seizes Port Arthur. England
viii seize Chusan. In any event, John
Chinaman gets it in the neck.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

4 St. Louis woman's eyes are said
TO be turning to stone. The original
trouble was probably a stony stare.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Captain Rays report gives no more
than a ray of hope to those intending
to go to the Klondike.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

When a politician reaches the pinnacle
Of fame he is very apt to become a
weather-cock-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

James J. Corbett has retired formally
rom the ring. Has he retired perma-
nenriy? is the great question.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Fanny Rice revives mirth," says the
Chicago Dispatch. Can she revive
Merry?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Even If Cuba is lost to Spain, she
can always find the island on the map.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Uncle sam proposes to put up a
Keep off the Grass sign in Alaska
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Efforts TO get American fresh fruits
admitted into Germany seera fruitless.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Members of the Order of the Crown
are sort of Tesses of the D'Urbervilles.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Detroit wants an arnor plant. 1t
should be satisfied with potato plant.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

At Indianapolis the suicidal mania
has become epidemic. Too muck cur
few.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04
SOME EDITORIAL COMMENTS.

Chicago Chronicle. The crowned heads
OF Europe in military attire. their great
est subjects commanding their armies
even the splendor of Oriental monarchs,
IL Is said, have nothing as elaborate, stun
i ming and splendiferous as the new uniform
/ OF Gensra n, Miles when he has il all on his
/ person. The country is safe as long as
we have for our projection General Miles
and his new uniform.
Atlanta Constitution: We find Mr. Nc
hinley talking bimetallism TO Senator
/ Chandler and the next moment urging his
secretary of the treasury to take measures
I 10 more thoroughly commit the country
10 the gold standard. We find Mr.. Ding
ley as well as Mr. Mckinley, admitting
that the Republican tariff law has failed
to bring prosperity. One says the con-
sutution should be amended. The other
declares that permanent prosperity is
possible only through the restriction of
immigration.
Chicago News: There is nothing now to
prevent General Miles from assuming the
role for which nature originally designed
hlm-the most beautiful piece of grim
viSaged war that was ever produced As
fashion plate General Miles will now
strike terror to the pauper soldiers of
e1ete Europe Were our advice asked we
would suggest halo in three primal
colors and seven blended shades matching
the generals complexion. and AZ bouquet
OF American beauties, OF which General
Miles should be one.
Omaha Bee: The state Of Nevada has
been further disgraced by the refusal of
the grand jury that investigated the
Uber lynching TO bring in any Indictment
against the guilty persons The report
or the jury was an admission that the
names of the lynchers are known but
that II would not be safe to prosecute
them. The investigation lasted several
weeks under direction OF the states at
torney, who had been instructed by the
governor to insist upon a thorough in
vestigation. The failure to prosecute the
members of the mob is a plain invitation
to the people living in that part of the
state to repeat the crime whenever oc-
casion arises.
ST. Louis Globe-Democrat: a represen-
tative of the Cuban insurgents has raised
$4,000 in Paris to relieve suffering on the
island, and he reports that all classes of
Frenchmen would be glad to see Cuba
freed. The growth of this feeling abroad
is not confined to France.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

London Tit-Bitsil Ethel wonder il
that gentleman can hear me wheIpI sing
Maid-Of course he can. He is closing
the window already.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04
DON'T Cut Your Throat

Don't Cut Your Throat
BY wearing a collar that saws the
neck. Our new appliance removes all
saw edges from collars and cuffs.
TROY STEAM LAUNDRY,
166 Main Street
Telephone 1872
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04
WIT AND HUMoR.

Philadelphia North American: you
shall be rich and famous said the for
tune teller
Alas" cried the sitter. then 1 am I'M
done; for my dream was to devote my life
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Scratch McKinleyite and you will
find goldbug underneath.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

New York Weekly: Where do the High
minds reside? They are one of the old
families of this city. l believe
Mrs. Forundred-They used to be, but
Mr.. Highmind failed last year
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Miss Della Daynes sings at the K.
of P. concert Sunday night.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

Cincinnati Enquirer: Boss Barber-Ten
o'clock and not soul has come in today.
Second Barber-Suppose we hang up a
sign, No Admittance." That'n bring
EN-.
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Chicago News: Romantic Maid-And
would YOU be willing to die for me?
Practical Man-No; but I'll gladly try
to make living for you.
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shall be. rich and famous said the for
tune teller.
done; for my dream was to devote my life
to art
London Tit-Bitsi Ethel wonder if
that gentleman can hear me wherpI sing?
Maid-Of course he can. He is closing
the window already.
New York Weekly: Where do the High
minds reside? They. are one of the old
families of this city. believe.
Mrs; Forundred-They used to be, but
Mr.. Highmind failed last year.
Yonkers Statesman: He ALPHABETICALLY
i suppose you think I'm regular bear?
She (bravely)-No, 1 don't. Bears are
said to hug-at least sometimes.
Chicago News: Digs" Senator Poser
seems to be man of very broad views
Biggs.' Yes. indeed; l don't believe it
IS possible to bring up a question that he
can't straddle.' ~
Tit-Bits: Mrs wabash-SIrs. Lakeside
is going to celebrate her golden wedding
next week.
Mrs M Haha don't mt, say so;
been married so times.
Washington Star: How about that bill
you promised to introduce?" inquired the
constituent.
Il kept my promise" replied the mem
Der of congress. II introduced it. but
nobody appeared to desire its further ac-
quaintance."
Chicago News: Romantic Maitland
would You be willing TO die for me?
Practical Man-No; but I'll gladly try
to make living for you.
Cincinnati Enquirer: Boss Barber-Ten
o clock and not a soul has come in TODAY
Second BaTbsr-Suppose we hang up a
sign. No Admittancer' That'll bring
EN-.
Roxbury (Mass) Gazette: DR.. Molar.
Qxindly)-NOw. does that hurt?
PHIL don't mind you working on the
tooth so much. if you would only keep
your sleeve button out of my eye.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-02-04

This year all roads lead to Omaha