Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-11-22
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TIL: ATHLETIC WOMAN.
| Now. there WAS Il certain man who
| had two daughters
| Ana the younger Of them said to her
| rather: Father. behold ! am not like
o'hcr GtriS. go not upon the golf links
ana in social circles hcrral,outs | am
voted exceedingly slow Neither have
| bicycle. nor Il costume like unto those
| OF IN" S"liing and athletic girls. Verify.
! have nothing I" Wear. Give me. then
| the dowfy that iallrth Ia me. that
may array IN" in such garments as be-
| lii this. TIE age in which we live
| Ana he divided unto her her porto
ana the younger daughter purchased Il
stunning E"liiins suit ana OUTFIT. and
exc Il wheel of the structural design of
that year And. jnurn"ying from the
peaceful precincts Of Newport News.
she travelled into n strange land where
she was elected second vicr-prcsidrnt
OF the Taiinr Made Ladies' Golling
Club
And when she returned To- hcr fathers
house. behold sh" rod" upon The blk"
IN boomers clothed and from her cor
sage ihcr" danHlcd ii cnurl" nr silver
cups, trophies of The field OF golf
And when her father bch-ld her in
this condition he would hav" narght
to do with her. but wrunE his hands
And hiding his head under q btshcI he
put ashes ON it ANA wcpt burrows in
HIS tltthS.
Ana the younger daughter going
forth from the house Of her father tn"
second time. pctialicd out into the land
That lirth over against SasSar. Now,
when she was nigh into the gates. she
heard cheers and strange cries and she
CAT her into that place. And tn"
l'hr"sh Women and The Sophie Mnurs
that played al fhoni -l:ahl ON the grass
came to meet her. crying aloud Let
us extend welcome unto the Athletic
woman. FOR she Is of The style uf the
real thing"
And they blew upon the sacbui and
IN" rams horn. ana they sounded The
timbrci and beat upon the bass drum
daughter abode there amongst them
for the space "f fur years.
And when she nrns" AMI went her
way her pieces Of gold and silver were
gone and her name was writ upon II
piece Of parchment which made known
tl'ai she WAS tn" boss athlete nr the
graduating class In up-t"-'iat" sports.
Ana SHE carried III" parchment. tightly
rolled In her pistol pocket.
Aud la az she pr,lall,d nmain, her
heart was light ana her nos" was high.
ana her ambition WAS exceedingly
great. registering; NJ Quilts in tn" shade.
AMI all tics" thing were 50.
And the younger daughter went and
Joined herself unto II certain lawyer of
that country; aud h. sal her down al n
Typewriter :" tym"writr al eight plukcts
II week.
Now. when III" days uf the second
week were accomplished. ihrr" cam" to
the ollie" wherein tn" Athletic Woman
tNr"wrot", til. wife Of This lawyer:
and when sh" saw h" younger inuEh-
ter sll" waXcd exceedingly wroth: FOR
she had heard nauEht OF the advent vi
this woman. nor had her husband he
Thought him to announce The tidinGs.
l'ui c"nc,alinE her anger she spoke
ctnftily unto The woman whose hair
ing what manner Of man her master
might be. And the younger daughter
praised him saying: lie is II Honey
won, hsI wSay.or this lawyer arose ana
s" "T' Hny IL" IL, s" III. ." a hms
younger ,lalIsh laying. "v.r unto the
rnavc s,"S' nay thee III. 7Mnwh-, M.
h" ~, -, no longer be ~, o,NN ~, SsfE5f
i.huu, n,a"d rd-hc.@ncA >ssSsse
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