The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-04-23
NEVADA.

say love Is blind Elder sister Anu
dumb, too, think. "-Bazar.
II declare Mrs. Squildig is as pretty
as a picture" remarked Mr. M'swilli-
gen. NO wonder" replied his wife;
''she is hand-painted."
Il heard that the crowd hooted you
when you appeared at the Pedlington
Theater Royal" "False, me boy, false,
replied the eminent tragedlan. "All
false. There was no crowd. House
hold Words.
His Blunder-"Ah, see l have con-
yeyed a wrong impression! said the
young man who had mistakenly kissed
the young womans maiden aunt In the
darkened hallway as he came in.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
No Longer.--Stranger-Where do the
Highmlnds reside7 They are one of
the old families of this city, believe.
Mrs. Forundred-They used to be, but
Mr.. Highmind failed last year.--New
York Weekly.
He-"What is called society has a
good many high-handed ways that |
don't like" She-"Goodness gracious.
weren't you aware that the elevated
handshake had gone clear out of styleP
indianapolis Journal.
zone big trouble bout runnin dis
here world" said Uncle Eben, sis dat
It's de man who honesty realizes de
full importance OBJ a responsibility dat
Is mos likely to be little shy OBJ ac-
ceptin' it."-Washington Star.
Mr.. Snowman" said an inquiring in
diyidual at the menagerie, ''ean the
leopard change his spotsT" YES, sill"
replied the Individual who stirs up the
wild beasts when he is tired OF one
spot he goes to another. "-Tit;Bits.
Tommy lat the dinner table)-"Mr
johnson, are you bllndy' Mr.. Johnson
mo, my hoy. Why do you Ask
Tommy-"Why, nothin', only sister
said you'd get your eyes opened II you
married that Grinder girl."-Tit-Bits.
ogden-'I should think you would
want to get rid of that dog of yours.
They say he bowls in IA most agonizlng
manner at night" Sykes-"Nothing
against the dog in that, Is theref |
amt home nights. boston Transcript.
First Arctic Explorer-'T have al
ways considered Columbus some
what over estimated man." Second
Arctic Explorer-"WhyT First Arctic
Explorer-"He discovered America the
first time he went 10 look for it,
Puck.
Usher-"Complain Is being made as
TO that bonnet In the third box" Man
ager-"What's the matter with itT
Usher-"S Several ladies on the opposite
side of the house claim 1t is so swell
they can't see the stage."-Chicago
Chronicle.
Success in Argument-"I understand
she is very successful in argument"
well, should say 50. Why, at our
debating club last week. she was still
talking when every one of those oppos-
Ing her was completely tired out"
Chicago Post.
At Variance.-Precociou Juvenile
Mamma, it isn't good grammar to say
after L. is IT." His Mother-"No.
George" Precocious Juyenile-"Well,
the letter comes after |. Which Is
wrong, the grammar or the alphabetP
Chicago Tribune.
"Why do you think old Gotrocks Is
as rich as he claims to be?" Because
| saw him eating 20-cent lunch yes
terday and he didn't try to hide the
walters check. Only man whose por
sition is impregnable could afford to
take such chance as that. Or
leans Times Democrat.
Mrs. Green-"What bad-behayed chill
dren those are of the Briggs! 1t was
disgraceful the way they fought over
the last piece of cake at the table last
evening" Mrs. Browne-"That's queer.
MY children never begin quarreling till
the last piece Is gone. Boston Tran
script.
mo-" said the rich old bachelor, II
never could find time TO marry"
We'll" replied the young woman with
the sharp tongue, 81 am not surprised
10 hear you say So 1t certainly would
have taken a good while to persuade
any girl to have you.'-New Orleans
Times Democrat.
"Do you believe that It's always the
unexpected that. happensT inquired
Miss Cayenne. II wouldn't venture to
express myself on that subject" re-
piled Willie Washington. why noty'
Because | am too polite to contradict
the girls who invariably say this is so
student Washington Star.
Great Picture-buyer Ito hostess)-
.What do you think of an artist who
painted eobwebs on the ceiling so truth
fully that the servant wore herself into
an attack of nervous prostrataion try
Ing to sweep them DOWN. Hostess "a
woman Of Experimentation may
have been such an artist, but there
never was such servant. "-Tit-Bits.
This watch" began the man. Yes. .
interrupted the matchmaker, Selling 1t
and rapidly opening 1t. Il see; II wants
thoroughly cleaning, and" ''Why,"
roared the man, that's the new watch
my wife bought here yesterday, and |
want to exchange 1t for larger size"
"Oh-ah-um*-yes Certainly. sir"
mumbled the watchmaker-Fun.
''You seem 10 have omitted all de-
scription of your berolnes looks" said
the publisher. YES" said the author,
noodlly, Il had lot of stuff about heI
looks, but as soon as you told me you
were determined to have the story illus
trated by Glibston cut 1t out. He't
make her look the same, no matter how
described er."-Indianapolis Jour