The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1898-08-12
Editorialand Otherwise.

it kills you.
Bsggars are usually first to demand the
right Of choice.
II you get into the devils play ground look
out for foul ball.
Uncle Sans war mules and horses have
cost him $3,Ooo,ooO.
True love is all the sweeter because "s
course doesn't run smooth.
We never heard ANYBODY but men say that
women dress to please men.
Kissing may be unhealthy, but every glr'
considers herself an immune.
The man who says he Is tired Of the wor'd
probably never did it any good.
No man would be willing TO swear to every
thing he says during courtship.
When wife makes poor coffee her husband
has good grounds fnr divorce.
| Why isn't theatrical company charitable j
when it plays to a poor house?
Ambition often raises man up for the pnr- 7
pose Of giving him good hard fall.
| 1t is easier for a borrowed umbrella to Keep !
lent than it is for the average man.
| The working man and the working politician
are never found in the same class.
Why does vessel that sails before the
wind always have to wait for the wind!
The self admiration Of some people proves
there is no accounting for tastes.
The bands will soon begin playing "When
Johnny Comes Marching Home"
All men are born tree and equal, but some Of
them grow up and spoil it by marrying
When man has wheels in his head there Is
no accounting for what he does or says.
In the opinion Of the Chicag" Record "San-
tsyo has not fallen. 1t has arisen.'
|, The total strength Of the army, regular ana
volunteer, is 227, 900 as now organized.
II a word to the wise is sufficient, most
wives must consider their husbands t""'s.
Some men are like silver plated knives
they look bright, but are usually dul'.
A fellow feeling makes us wondrons KIND
unless its fcll"w feeling for our p"cke'o"ok' T.
If men had the gift Of second sight there
would be fewer cases Of love at hrst s'Rh''
~ If a man doesn't lie after returning from
fishing trip his word is as good as his bond
A moor man never knows how many roor re
,at;ons he has until he becomes. suddenly
rich.
Perhaps nancy talks, but Il seems adverse
IN holdinp conversation with a great man!
, men.
Tho man who il dressed in a little br'e
nd authority is more conspicuous than g'r' u
bloomers.
- A farmer says the wearing OF shoes VIII
hivh heels and narrow soles indicates Oh
corn crop.
There will be a hot time in the old TOW
when the light is turned on the "te"der 'o'
district"
ra y, The elevator girl has made her advent
ph;,.d.lphia and ia said to meet with decide
- popular tavor.
n some men we're to accuse themselves
being liars, lots Of their acquaintances w""'
L. not believe them.
The man who compromises with his cred
tors At SO cents on the dollar is wiling
~. meet them half wsv.
He who leads a pure life from childhood
old age makes a contribution of inest'mao
value to the welfare Of the world.
Garcia will not be President II he su'ks
w. long. Big men have taken to timber
md small reasons, but they did not stay long.
ed. The total enlisted strength Of the regu'
tnK A"e ""' ooo III,
army 10 date is about $4,000 men, be''
- about $4,000 short Of its legal comp'eme'
'p'' Three hundred wears ago any man aose
rrom ,h arch IN Sunday was fined sh'li'n
V, Wha, n war revenue that would produce
!. day.
''"' The man who betrays or deserts friend
order to promote his own personal '"'ere
- d.serves 10 be stunned and despised by
decent people.
AW. A correspondent notes the lamentao'e u
~. TINT "our soldiers had to wade brooks w
81" their knees" Why could not our oilic
- have stepping stones carefully placed.
The teachers aud school children ot Te
have asked the dictionary publishers to col
- new verb "Dcwey Ito wipe out, to ann
cond late. 10 destroy" and insert the same IN
next issue Of their dictionaries.
A soldier from San Francisco writ
..Gsuers, Merritt does not put on - m
.Aw style a. some militia captains" Amer'c
SIS. who nut on "style" when dressed in u
'ur'- brief Authority" are always small men.
. The popular song among the Eighth r
ment boys at ChicksmauRa now is;
We fall in line eight times day,
We drill in sun and rain,
! d.. And pay two cents day to read
state What others do to Spain.
. A gentleman asked lady the other
The reason 90 many tall men were bache'
The reply was that they were obliged
eorrerwipe In bed 10 keep their feet IN, a
!. "a wife would bs 10 the way. The !ady's
pr. band 10 tall man.
Say, brother, man may lie and man
er : % .:' ia. a. y ".s ..s s's IL: TN. shade
Tor business 10 grow. The United 81
mint is Inc only business that can
money without sdvertisinR.
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