New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-07-12
TIE TALK or THE DAY.
Admiral Camara ought TO have purchased an
excursion ticket before he entered the Suez Canal

excursion ticket before he entered the Suez Canal
Money Is very welcome in these days. man
who had to leave his office and vas expecting a
the door: II have gone for half an hour VIII
be back S o%pn p,ts ,a's Dee" s0"' '""'
The Rev John Jasper colored. OF Richmond
Va preached his celebrated sun do move SER
mon FOR tho twentieth time last week. After quot
inr the massage from Malachi. From the rising OF
the sun" etc he said: Anybody tell me that
God tod a lie? You can call me liar. but you
had better not call Him liar TOO often. some
saw that we are living round earth. DID my
ore ever teach you that four corners mean round?
II they did you had better get rid OF those teach
ers AS soon as you can. and get an old stick and
broom a.d sweep them away. See Revelation VII,
l. And after these things saw four angels stand
irg on the four corners OF the earth. holding the
four winds OF thu earth Philosophers say that
at midday there is a nation that have their feet
RICH. aeAinst our feet When did God ever MAKE
n nation OF people to walk on their heads! IL
there IS a nation with their feet to ours VINO mace
them: Does this book say about them Goo
don't know them. Tho prophets didn't know them.
and I've been preaching going on nfty-nine years
having preached twcrty-seven thousand sermons.
md | don't know them dom, know how 20 Sc,
10 them"
You to return this unfortunate to his little home
where tender. loving wife awaits him. "HeF' Ills
littc children call him father
Judge dnterupting)-I will call the learned coun-
sells attention TO the fact that the accused Is uh-
Counsel (undsmayed. continuing)-So much the
more unfortunate Is this poor man. who has no
lille home where no tender loving wife awaits
him whore no little children call him father'-
CFliegende Batter.
SAYS the author OF Collections and Recollec-
tons: The house surgeon OF London hospital
vas attending to the injuries o. poor woman
whose arm had been severely bitten. AS he was
dressing the wound ne said L cannot make out
what sort OF creature bit you This Is too small
FOR n horses bite and TOO large for dogs on.
SIR replied the patient II wasn't m animal: 1t
was another lydy'" As the author justly
observes Surely the force OF politcness or urban
i,y could no further go" The popular conception
O, "a lady" is well shown In another case "A good
woman who let furnished apartments in country
town. describing ledger who had apparently
known better days. said: 4 am positive she was
real born lady. for she hadn't the least idea how
10 DO hanythng FOR herself: II took her hours
peel her potatoes
Maud-Uncle John won't you play game ~
Uncle John-such weather as this? No thanks
IL take my hot scotch next winter, and take II in
a tumbler. Boston transcript.
THE NEW STAR
Ours all America,
Hall. fair Hawaiian Star
Our country rounds.
Where mid-seas pillows roll:
Thence on from pole TO pole:
Manlands and islands whole
These be our bounds.
Providence 5. MILLETT THOMPSON
Willing-"So you won't enlist II you have
chance? thought you had more patriotism.
oh. I'm willin enough to die for my country,
but 7 don't want TO be hurried about it"-(Cm-
cinnaU Enquirer.
The Belgian Government has offered prize OF
5000 francs for the invention OF match paste
containing no phosphorus. The competition is In
ternatIonal The paste must offer 10 the action OF
shock and friction such resistance that dangerous
explosions will not occur during the process OF
manufacture and It must not contain any matter
which by It's emanations or otherwise may be dan
gerous during the process OF manufacture to the
conditions.
Query Edtor-'rhis writer wants TO know where
thc no son with the wedding ring should be.
Managing Editor Ga confirmed bachelor)-Just say
I'm the Observation-Disclosures Weekly.
Chinese bicycle riders do some funny things on
their wheels occasionally. They arc frequently
seen in the streets o. Hong Kong and Shanghai
CARRYING m open umbrella or FAM and In some
| Instances with the hnnd--bars removed.
A MaIne man offers small prizes to the school
children In tho intermediate grade OF his town who
take the best Of their teeth during the
summer.
In the Want Ads.-Wanted-A courageous waiter:
IA will often be called to get the customers their
night KEYS from home-(Flicgcndo Blatter.
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