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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
AN UNWELCONE GUEST.
his HOteI-CIerIK Cannot BE
Blamed for Ejecting So,
a Visitor.

After the battle of Waterloo, when the
lied forces lay in and around Brussels, every
bnceivable sort of coin was in circulation
ne day an Irish soldier walked into hotel
18th a British shilling and asked the clerk
it would 90. Good for anything have, "
as the reply. The Irishman took him al
word and ordered dinner. When he had
bitten outside of an astonishing amount OF
inc and victuals he rendered the shilling in
hyment. Explanations followed, and the
ERIK, taking in the situation, said,
Here, my good man, misery loves com.
hny. Keep the shilling, my friend, and
lay the same game on our neighbor, down
he street" AS the shilling was pocketed
be owner coolly replied: Cant, my friend,
worked it on him yesterday, and he sent
ne to you to-day" Now this anecdote has
othing earthly to do with Mr.. G. Carl
NTH, clerk at the Williamson House,
.ebanon, N. II. We merely introduce him
this manner so that the readers of this
aper who have regular visits from relatives
{ the guest in question, will know how to
ispose of the intruder. Read what Mr..
NTH says: II was troubled for a year or
bore with a weakness in the small of my
ack. If l did any lifting or STOPPING my
back would feel lame and sore, or if l
urned around quickly felt sharp twinges.
Though | used more or less plasters they
nly helped me for the time being. 1 was
ceiling very bad last winter when l had my
ttention called to Doan's Kidney Pills, and
rot box at a drug store. felt the effects
b them in a few days, and after l had
finished one box my back felt much better
! md stronger, and they gave me more energy
IN doing my work. Doan's Kidney Pills are
certainly good kidney remedy. They have
.ny endorsement, and will be pleased to
recommend them at any time"
Doan's Kidney Pills are sold by all dealers.
Price, go cents per box, by mail on receipt OF
brice, by Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y,
Sole Agents for the United States.
Remember the name, "Doan's s." and take
ho substitute.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
CHAMBERLAIN's SPEECH.
Between the Lines II Means Much to tn
United States.

London-England is our friend. On
Saturday last Mr. Chamberlain ex-
pressed himself as follows:
"All the powerful States of Europe
have made alliances, and as long as we
keep outside of these alliances we will
be envied by all, suspected by all, and
as long as we have interests which at
one time or another conflict with the
interests of all, we are liable to be con-
frOnted at any moment with a COM
bination of the great powers, so pow
erful that not even the most hothead-
ed politician is not able to contem-
plate it without a certain sense of
uneasiness.
1T is impossible to overrate the
gravity of the issue. 1t is not a ques-
ton of single port in China, not a
question of single province. 1t is a
question of the whole fate of the Chin
csc Empire, and our interests in China
are so great, our proportion of it's trade
so enormous, that l feel no more vital
question has ever been presented for
the decision Ct government and the
decision of a nation.
zone thing appears to me certain. If
the policy of isolation, which has hith-
erto been the policy of this country,
is maintained in the future, then the
fate of China may be, and probably
will be, hereafter decided without ref
erence to our wishes and in defiance of
our interests. IT, on the other hand,
we are determined to enforce the poll
cy of the open door, then we must
not allow the jingoes to Drive us into a
quarrel with all the world, and must
not reject the idea of an alliance with
those powers whose interests most
nearly approximate our own"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS,

Mrs. WInslow's Soothing syrup mas Deen ut
ed by millions of mothers for their children
while teethng. If disturbed at night and
broken of your rest by a sick child suffering
and crying with pain OF cutting teeth, send al
once and get a bottle of Mrs. Winslow's
relieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
Depend upon IL, mothers, there is no mistake
about 1t. 1t cures diarrhBa, regulates the
stomach and bowels cures wind collie, soft
ems the gums and reduces Inflammation, and
gives tone and energy to the whole system
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
prescription and discovery of one of the old
est and best female physicians and nurses In
the United States. Price twenty-five cents a
bottle. Sold by all druggists throughout the
world. Besure and ask for "MRs. WNsLows
SOOTHING SYRUP"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
Removed the Wrong Eye.

A young man recently lost the sight
Of one eye, and consulted a certain
Australian doctor, who told him that
a tumor had formed and that the eye
would have to be taken out. A few
days later he was put under chloro-
form by the aforesaid surgeon, who
took out an eye. 1t was the wrong
one. When the patient awoke he was
stone blind, and he now has to be led
about. Great efforts were made to
hush up the matter, but the story of
the dreadful mistake is getting about.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
RHEUMATISM C CT4f7 Rs ET
After all other remedies fall ask your druggist for Dr. Rays
Blood Purifier, "PAR111A CoMPoUND and directed
NERVOUS INSANITY.
SHATTERED NERVES AND HEAL
THY KIDNEYS CANNOT EXIST
IN THE SAME BODY.
Necessity of Finding Remedy to Cure
Diseased Kidneys Led to the Discovery
of the WorId-renowned Morrow's
IihnnnilIa


of the World-renowned Morrow's
HidneOids.
No organs of the body are more dependent
upon the healthy action of the kidneys than
the brain and nerves. If waste matters of
the system are not removed as rapidly as
formed, the nerves are the first to know it
and suffer in consequence. The kidneys
must remove these most poisonous matters.
the kidneys and nerves is apparent and
should be of deep concern to each individual.
If the kidneys do not perform their func-
tions properly, systematically and on time,
serious complications must arise throughout
the entire body. From the nerves first comes
acute and chronic headaches; then excitabil.
ity of temper; next nervous prostration,
shattered nerves and insanity. With proper
treatment of the kidneys all these troubles
can be avoided or cured.
There is only one known remedy that not
only will make the kidneys sound, as nature
intended they should be, but also haye a
strong and wholesome effect upon the nerve
centers-that remedy is MorrOw's KikneOlds,
prepared in the form of a yellow tablet
Morrow's Kidneoids are not the foolish fan
cy of a day, but are the result of years of ex.
pertinent, experience and thorough study
of the relations existing between the nerves
and kidneys. The honor of the discovery of
the kidneOids is due to John Morrow, that
eminent chemist of Springfield, Ohio, whose
rcpution would not permit HIM to place upon
the market any remedy not of the highest
value and merit.
In our last issue we announced that one of
the largest drug concerns in the Unit
ed States was negotiating tor the control of
Morrow's Kidneoids. We are now informed
by the discovercr of this most peculiar rem
edy that the Herb Medicine Co., Springfield
Ohio, was the fortunate competitor of the
many firms, who were endeaVOrng to secure
the sole right to prepare and sell MorrOw's
kidneyoi 5 in the United States. They are
now on sale generally.
If not to be had of your dealer, they will be
sent postpaid, 30 cents per box, six boxes for
500, by addressing above company
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

which greatly simplifed the operation of
the system and aided materially In solv-
ing the problem.
In practice base line is carefully
measured between two points at oppo-
site ends of the ship and a range-tnder Is
permanently fixed at each of these
stations. This instrument consists of
powerful telescope, which is mounted on
a standard and is capable of horizontal
rotation above graduated disk. Upon
the disk and extending an equal dis
lance on each side of the zero point on
the graduation is a metallic contact arc.
Fixed to the telescope standards is a con
tact strip, which rOtates with the tel
escope and slides over the contact arcs.
If the telescopes of the two instruments
are simultaneously converged upon the
same point the distance Of the object
may be computed readily, after the man
ner of determining the width of stream
in surveying, but during an engagement
the excitment alone would preclude the
possibility of accurate calculation, and,
besides, the positions of vessels would be
changing constantly, so that the time
for utilizing trigonometrical data could
not be spared. By the use of delicate
electrical instruments, however, the dis
lance between the point of observation
and the ship, fort or other target is au-
tomatcally determined, and it is only
necessary for the observers to keep the
cross-hairs of the telescope upon the
same point. The electric current will
translate the angles into distances and
record them by the movement of a
needle over an arc graduate into hun
dreds and thousands of yards. An i'm
portant part of each equipment is tele-
phone set, by means of which the opera
tors are constantly in communication.
The value of an instrument of this
kind in bombarding an enemy's strong
hold and in an engagement between bat
tleships will be readily appreciated, even
by the layman. Its efficiency was
attested by the work which it enabled
the American squadron to accomplish al
San Chicago Record.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
GIVE THE CHILDREN A DRINK

called Grain.O. IT IS a delicious, appe-
thing, nourishing food drink to take the
place of coffee. Sold by all gTocers and
liked by all who have used it because
when properly prepared it tastes like the
finest coffee, but is free from all its in
furious properties. Grain-O aids diges-
ton ana strengthens the nerves. 1t is
not a stimulant but health builder, and
children, as we'll as adults, can drink 1t
with great benefit. Costs about one
quarter as much as coffee. Fifteen and
20 cents.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
HoW's This2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that can not be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known f. j.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac.
tons and financially able to carry out lany
obligations made by their firm,
WEST TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists, Tole-
do, o.
wALDiNG, K1N~AN & MARVIN Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls CataTrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 1jc. per bottle
Solo by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
THE BEST FAMILY CATHARTIo.

For a general home medicine, Hoods
Pills are unequalled. They were prepar-
ed for family use and they have been
found entirely satisfactory wherever
they have been used. Their sale has
gradually extended until today the de
mand for them leads the trade to look
upon Hoods Pills as "the coming
pill" They relieve and cure so many
troubles that they are really whole
medicine chest. They are mild and yet
elective.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
Japanese Auctions.

japanese auctions are conducted on
a plan which gives rise to none of the
noise and confusion which attend such
sales in Britain. Each bidder writes
his name and bid upon a slip of pa
per which he places in a box. When
the bidding is over, the box is opened
by the auctioneer, and the goods de-.
clared the property of the highest bid
der.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

5. f. Parker, Sharon, Wis. writes =
~ have tried De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve for itching piles and it always
stops them in two minutes. | consider
De Wits Witch Hazel salve the greatest
pile cure on the market" Isaac Stems,
Middlebury; b. G. Peck, or Day Bros,
East Middlebury; c. i. Sowle, West
Cornwall; d. IL. Bennett, Bridport; c.
b. Kendall, Shoreham.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
Rrnnklvn- \. Y. Dec. 10. |

MESSRS. ELY BROS Il have used Ely's
Cream Balm number of years and find
it works like a charm. 1t has cured me
of the most obstinate case of cold in the
head in less than IS hours from the time
felt the coming on. | would not be
without it, Respectfully yours,
2S3 Hart st. FRED'K FRIES.
Cream Balm il kept by all druggists
Full size 80 cents. Trial size 10 cents.
We mail it.
ELY BROS, Sc Warren ST., y. Y.
City.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20
COLLEGE MEN AND THE WAR.

1t is one of the encouraging signs of
the healthfulness of our national life
that not only college men, but also other
men of position and education, are ready
and even eager TO enlist. We cannot
agree with the New York Evening
Post that it is IAN unpleasant phenom-
enon of the time that so many young
men think they have no higher obligation
to society than to carry musket at Sl3
month, when tens of thousands OF
others, filling places far less important
to our civilization, stand ready to do the
work." nor with the remark attributed
to Professor Charles Eliot Norton, of
Harvard university, that the mission of
the educated is to minister to the lower
classes of society, and let the uneducated
do the fighting. Doubtless there are in
divdual men who can render much
greater service to their country in the
present exigency than by going to the
seat of war. This is true of most minis
tiers, teachers, physicians and judges,
and of many others whose duty to the
home and the family takes precedence of
military duty, unless and until the mill
tary exigency is greater than at present.
But it would be a distinct sign of national
decay were we to recognize two classes
in the community, one an upper class to
stay at home and escape the priva tions OF
war, and the other a lower class to do
fighting at Sl3 month. In contrast with
such conceptions of national life are the
action of President Andrews of Brown,
+ al, tn =
young men into battle himself if need be
of President Capen of Tufts, President
Schurman of Cornell, President Patton
of Princeton, and other college presi-
dents, who have assured their students
that they shall not lose their rank by en-
/ listing. Equally significant of this spirit
is the action of a number of business
men who have promised to reserve their
places for employees who 90 to the war.
The Pope Manufacturing company of
Hartford, and the Messrs. Cheney Broth
ers, the great silk manufacturing firm OF
| Manchester. Conn have gone still
further; they have provided their enlist
ing employees with paid-up life insur
ance policies in addition to assuring tC
each employee his position on his return
I The motive which inspires such action:
as these is not "Remember the Maine
1t is well interpreted by Professor Alber
b. Hart of Harvard university, who
saws, after a careful historical study o.
the question: "lhe interest which the
United States has in Cuba is worth thC
price of war. 1t is not selfish interest
but simply just and honorable obliga
tion that the island should be given tn,
chance to exist under "A civilized form o
government" 1t would indeed mark thu
decay of the nation if this unselfish inter
est anywhere In the great issues of hu
manity and civilization did not stir tn,
heart-blood of the educated, the cult
waited, and the more prosperous in TIT
communty.-Th Outlook.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

S. G. p. Jones, Milesburg, Pa, writes ::
IL have used De Wits Little Early
Risers ever since they were introduced
here and must say have never used any
pills in my family during forty years of
house keeping that gave such satisfac-
tory results as a laxative or cathartic. -
Isaac Sterns, Middlebury; b. G.. Peek
or Day Bros, East Middlebury; c. l..
Sowle, West Cornwall; D. II. Bennett,
Bridport; G. b. Kendall, Shoreham.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

Can't be perfect health without pure
blood. Burdock Blood Btters makes
pure blood. Tones and invigorates the
whole system. aEa
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

Washington officials give very little
credence to the report that Spain will
attempt to retake the PHILIPPINE islands.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

japanese naval officers have arrived in
San Francisco to command the two cruis-
ers being built there for Japan.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

The levee at Sheriff., Ark, broke, and
the town is inundated.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

Weyler and the Carlists and republican
leaders are deliberately planning to bring
on revolt in Spain.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

The government is negotiating with
st. Louis bakers for 10000 loaves of
bread daily for the army in the south.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

The battle-ship Alabama was launched
at Cramps shpyards, Philadelphia,
Wednesday. MAY Is.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-05-20

a heavy rainfall at Key West has filled
the cisterns and averted water famine
among the troops.
The oasis., 1898-02-26

Blsbee Orb: There is a great de- mand inst now for good beef cattle and cattlemen all over the territory are unusually prosperous. Prices are beyond what they have been for years, st eers bringing s25 and S3O and cows s20. At Tucson the other day 300 head Of yearings sold for s2O apiece, an advance of s7 over last. year.
 Graham Bulletin: Thefe is peti- tion in circulation which is being gen. orally. signed by cattlemen, asking the appoint ment of William McClintock as cattle Inspector for this di trict, the stockmen being of the opinion that we should have practical cat tleman and one familiar with the marks and brands to fill the position with satisfaction to all parties.
 Tombstone Prospector: Tne bond in the cases of Garvey S Wilson, ac- cused of wholesale cattle stealing, has been increased to S2,400 each. Ten charges have been heard. and in each case the accused were held to answer the action of the grand jury. Some eight or ten more charges are pre- ferred, but 1t is probable these will be allowed to rest until the outcome of the others is decided.
 Range News: A. G. Hofsumer has invented an improved water tight bed for cowboys and others whose occupa- tion compels them to sleep out Of doors in all sorts of weather. The contriyance is boat shaped, covered with a strong water proof material, and collapsible 80 that 1t may be read fly packed on horse. The entire bed which is called "The Cowboy Sleeper weighs only twenty-two pounds.
 Arizona Gazette: A deed transfer ring from W. F. Mathews to J. Moni- hon the ownership of about 100 head of horses aud cattle, with right to use certain brands and marks, and all the buildings, corrals, Improvements and water privileges on the range, situ- ated about 9 miles north Of old Fort Mcdowell, on the Verde river, was iled in the county recorders office last Saturday The consideration named is s5, ,lz5.
The oasis., 1898-02-26

All wanting nails, barbeu wire, iron and steel roofing, or anything what ever in that line, will find what they want in any quantity from single packages to carload lots at the store of Theo. Gebler, the pioneer hard ware merchant of Nogales, who buys at the lowest CASH prices and imports In carload lots, and can sell goods at prices which underbid those who ad- vertise that they defy all competi- ton.
The oasis., 1898-02-26
H1DEs ANDHos Ns.

he Southern Pacific. It contained Dur cars from Phoenix and twelve rom this place.
 Range News: J. G. Hall, of Hall x Dendy, was in town Saturday and tnoday. MT. Hall is quoted as saying hat his firm cannot at present pay bove fifteen or sixteen dollars for earrings.
 El paso Tribune says: Cattle thieves Ire yery active on the Mexican from fer lust now. The stock owners are iViIant, but they are losing their cat le inst the same, as the thieves have nly to get across the river to sell i'm. nediately and at good price.
 Stockman Keeler & Dake, of Kan as City, have purchased 1000 head of fasbknife cattle, which range in Na- sjo and Apache counties. The cat le sold were 2,000 two-year-olds, the Irice of which were s22 30 and 5000 earrings which brought SIS, making
 total sl35, ,00G for the 1000 head.
 s. F. Adams, of Denver, reports to he Stockman of that city that they have made sale of 1000 head of cat le to come from Holbrook, to Keeley s Dake of Denver, for their Kansas aDctes. For the yearlings SIS was Said, and $22.50 for the twos. The eal Aggregated sll3,0O0.
 Range News: Mir. ]. NJ. Holt, of files City, Mont, was in Tucson a eW days ago and i; reported to have aid tbat steer prices are too high for be northern rangemen. lie was on a cal for a ranch and six thousand head
 cattle in Texas and left somewhat Dexpectedly.
 Large shipments Of fat beef cattle re being received at ,Tampico for ex- ortation to Cuba. A number of 'uban cattle buyers are now in the aterior states of Mexico purchasing l1pusaDds of head of stock for the Gu 4n market. Prices of Mexican cattle re adyapciDg in all parts ofthat coun- RanRe News: MT. A. N. Goudy, ,rmerly citizen of Wilcox but for svcr4i years buyer of cattle for aliforpia and eastern markets, ar- ved from PhGnix Sunday morning. IT.. Cloudy thinks that cows and stock Rttle will advance but that yearling 'eers nre likely to drop before sales an be effected.
 The Mexican Herald of the 2Oth st. says: Col. l. T. Pryor, a promi- apt cattleman from Columbus, Tex, at the lturLide accompanied by his Ire. MT. Pryor is heavy buyer of exican cattle having recently closed
 contract for purchasing thirteen ousand two-year-olds, fer shipment
 the United States.
 Phoenix Gazette: J. II. Johnson, a ominent cattleman from Kansas ty, has just bought the Ward cattle, 00 head in all, and will ship them the Kansas City market. The pur- ase Included cows and mixed stock herally. l.. Nathan, who is asso. ted with MT. Johnson, will arrive | Phoenix Tuesday morning.
 Holbrook Argus: Sol Earth has re- rned to St. Johns from Santa Fe. l
 reports that he recovered no head | ms sheep at the Albuquerque stock 'ds which had been stolen from his | rds In the Zuni mountains. Tue Pep had been stolen since last Nov Der, and had changed hands several
The oasis., 1898-02-26
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