The evening times., 1898-08-18
MR.. DooLEY.
He and Ills Friends Are All Anglo
Sax0ns.


Peter Dunno, in the Chicago Journal.)
Well" said Mr.. Dooley. II see be tn
papers that tn snow-wnite pigeon iv
peace has tied up tn dogs iv war. It's
all over now. All we've got to do is to
arrest tn pathrites an make tn recon-
centhradios pay tn stamp tax an be
r-ready fr to take a punch at Garmany
or France or Rooshia, or amy country
on tn face iv tn globe.
An I'm glad iv it. This war. Hinnissy,
has been a gr-reat sthrain on me. To
think iv tn suffring I've endured. F'r
weeks / lay awake at nights fearin' that
tn Spanish ar-rmadiilo'd lave tn Cape
Verde islands. where 1t wasn't, an take
tn thrain out here an hur-rl death an
destruction into me little store. Day be
day tn pitiless exthries come out an beat
down on me.
"Ye hear iv Teddy Rosenfelt plungin
into ambushcades an. sicrety iv wars. but
dye hear iv Martin Dooley. tn man be-
hind tn guns four thousan miles behind
thin. an willin' to be further-they ar-re
no bo-oys f'r me! I'm what Hogan calls
wan iv tn mute, ingioryous heroes iv tn
war. an not 50 mute. ayther. Some day,
Hogan justice'll be done me. an tn likes
iv me- an whin tn" story " gr-reat
battle Is written they'll print tn kilt, tn
wounded, tn missin' an tn seriously dis
turbed. An thin that have bore thim-
silves well an bravely an paid tn taxes
an faced tn deadly Newspapers with
out fiinchin' II be advanced six pints an
given a chanst to TURN jack fr tn
game.
But me wurruk amt over JUS because
Mack has inded tn war an Teddy Rosen-
felt is comm home to bite tn sicrety iv
war. You an me. Hinnissy. has got to
bring on this here Anglo-Saxon 'liance.
An Anglo-Saxon. Hinnissy. is Garman
that's forgot who was his parents
They've a lot iv thin IN this country.
They must be as minny as two in Boston:
they'se wan up in Maine, an another
lives at Boggs Ferry in New York State,
an. dhrives a milk wagon. Mack is an
Anglo-Saxon. His folks come firm tn
county Armagh. an their naytional An
glo-Saxon hymn is 'O'Donnell Aboo.'
TEDDY Rosenfelt is another Angio-SaN-
on An I'm an Anglo-Saxon. I'm wan iv
tn hottest Anglo-Saxons that iver come
ON. of Anglo-Saxony. The name iv Doo-
ley has been tn proudest Anglo-Saxon
name in tn County Roscommon f'r man.
ny years.
but he doesn't know 1t. an won't till
by tn Frinch church. is formin' tn Cir
Gle Francaisze-Anglo-Saxo Absinthe
Club. an me old frind Domingo. that
used to boss tn Ar-rchey rh-road wagon
whin Callaghan had tn sthreet contract.
will march at tn head iv tn Dago An
glo-Saxons wilin tn time comes. There
ar-re twinty thousand Rooshian Jews at
a quarter a vote in tn Sivinth ward. an
ARMED with rag hooks. they'd be a tur-
I'll, to- =,
Saxon lance to face.
.'Th' Bohemians an Pole Anglo-SaXons |
may be a little slow in wakin' up to |
what tn pa-apers calls our common hur- |
tage. but ye may be sure they'll be all a!
right whin they're called on. We've got |
together an Anglo-Saxon lance in this |
wa-ard. an we're goin' to ilict Sars- |
field O'Brien prisidint. Hugh O'Neill Dar- |
sey. vice prisidint: Robert Immitt Clancy, |
sicrety. an Wolfe Tone Malone three |
asure. O'Brien'll be a good wan to have. |
He was in tn Fenian r-raid. an his faith !
ar carrid a pike in '4S. An he's in tn
.lan. Besides, he has a sthrong pull with |
III Ancient Orhder of Anglo-Saxon Hi |
oernynans.
II tell ye. whin tn clan an tn Sons |
" Sweden an tn Banana Club an tn /
Circle Francaisze an tn Pollacky Be-
livolent Society an tn Rooshian Sons
If Dinnymite an tn Benny Birth an tn |
Coffee Clutch that Schwartzmeister
'-runs. an tn Tur-rudigemind an tn
Holland Society an tn Afro-Americans
m tn other Angio-Saxons begin f'r to
'aise their Anglo-Saxon battlecry. it'll
De all day with tn eight or nine people
n tn wurruld that. has tn misfortune
v not bein' brought up Anglo-Saxons."
"They'se goin' to be debate on tn
lance at tn i'9S !. picnic at Ogden's
srove,' said Mr.. Hennessy.
"P'raps." said Mr.. Dooley. sweetly. |
we might like to borry tn loan iv an
cepick?''