The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-08-17
MR.. DO0LEY ON
ANGLO-SAXONS.


SWELL" said Mr.. Dooley, 81 Gee be tn
pa-apers that tn -wiaite pigeon Nv
peace have tied up tn dogs iv war. It's
all over now. All we've got to do Is
to arrest tn psthritss an make th' re-
conccnthradicss pay th' stamp tax an
De r-ready Pr to take a punch at Gar
mqRy or France or Rooshla on amy
.counthry on tn face OF tn globe.
An I'm glad iv IL. This war, Hin
Missy have Isea n gr-reat sthrsin on
me. To think Nv tn suffrin' rye en-
dured! Err weeks lay awake at nights
fearin' that tn Spanish ar-rmadlllo,i
lave tn Cape Verde Islands. where It
wasn't, an take tn shraln out here an.
hur-rl death an destruction into me
little store. Day be day tn piti!ess
exthries came out an beat down on me.
Ye hear iv~Teddy RosonSeit plungsn'
into ambus- -cades an sicrety Nv wars.
but dye hear iv Martin Dooley tn man
behind tn guns. four taousan' miles
behind thom. an willin' to be further.
They arre no bolxays f'r me. I'm
what Hogan calls wan iv tn mute In
gloryous heroes Nv tn war; an not 90
dam mute, ayther. Some day, Him.
missy, justice'll be done me- an tn
likes iv me, an whin tn story iv
gr-reat battle is written they'll print
tn kilt. tn wounded. tn missIn' an
the SERIOUSLY disturbed. An thin that
have bore thimselves well an bravely
an paid tn taxes an faced tn deadly
newspa- -apers without finchin' III be
advanced six pints an given a chanst
TO tur-rn jack f'r tn game. .~tsf
But me wurruk amt over JUS be-
cause Mack has inded tn war an Ted
dy Rosenfelt is comm home to bite tn
Sicrety of War. You an me, Hinn.ssy.
has got to bring on this here Anglo-
Saxon 'lieance. An Anglo Saxon. Hin
missy. is Garman that forgot who was
his parents. They're n lot iv thin In
this country. They must be as man.
ny as two In Boston: they'se wan up in
Maine. an another lives at Boggs Fer
ry. in New York state. an dhrives a
milk wagon. Mack Is an Anglo-Saxon.
His folks come firm tn county Armagh.
an their naytional Anglo Saxon hymn
is 'ODonnell Aboo.' Teddy RoHsnfelt 10
another Anglo-Saxon. An I'm an An
glo-Saxon. I'm wan iv tn hottest An
glo-Saxons that iver come out Of An
glo-Saxony. Th' name iv Dooley has
boon tn proIdest Anglo Saxon name In
tn county Rosoommon f'r many years.
"Schwartzmeister is an Anglo Saxon.
but he doesn't know Il, an won't till
some wan tells him. Pether Bowbeen.
down be tn Frinch church. Is for1nin'
tn Circle Francaize Anglo Saxon ABB
sinthc club. an me oil trfnd Dorningo.
that used to boss tn Ar-rchev r-rosd
wagon whin Callaahan had tn sthreet
contract, vii! march ax tn head iv tn
Dago Angle-Saxons whin tn time
comes. There nr're twinty tHousan'
Rooshian Jews at auarther vote IN
hooks they'd be tur-rble thing Or an
ny inimy iv tn Anglo-saxon 'lleancs
to face
9Th Bohemians an Pole Anglo-sax-
ors may be little slow in walSin' up
to what tn pa-apers calls our common
hurtage. but we may be sure they'll be
all r-right whin they're called on.
We've got together an Angio-Saxon
'lieance in this wa-ard. an we're goin'
to ilict Sarsfeld OBrien president.
Hugh O'Neill Darsey vice prisident.
Robert Immitt Clancy sicrety an Wolfe
Tone Malone threc-asurer. O'Brien1l
be good wan 10 have. He was in the
Fenian rraid an his father carrid q
pike in fortv-eight An he's In tn
Clan. Besidcs. he has a sthrong pull
with tn Ancient Ordher iv Anglo
Saxon Fibernyans.
iv Sweden an tn banana club an tn
Circle Francsize an tn Pollacky BENZ
VIOLENT society an tn Rooshiap Sons of
Dinnymite an tn Benny Birth an tn
Coffee Clutch that schwartsmeistA
r-runs, an tn Tur-rnd'ye'miud an tn.
Holland society an tn Afro o-Americans
an tn other Anglo-Saxons begin f'r tn
raise their Anglo-Saxon battle cry it'll
be all day with tn eight or nine people
In the wurruld that has tn misfortune
iv not bein' brought up Anglo o-Saxons."
'..They'se goin' to be debate on tn
'lieance at tn ninety-eight picnic at
Ogden Gr-rove." said Mr.. Hennessy.
"P'raps." said Mr.. Dooley. sweetly.
''ye might like to borry tn loan iv an
icepick. Chicago Journal.