Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-11-11
co SLOW ON WIDOWS.
That Was the Piece Of Good Advice
One of Them Gave q Smart
Young Man.

A score of US were sitting in the
shade of the depot building waiting for
the train, which was an hour late,
when a yoke Of oxen attached to
queer-looking cart turned the corner.
They were driven by a woman about SO
years of age, who was barefoot and
wore mans straw hat.
"Git up thar, Buck!" she exclaimed,
as she laid the ''gad" on the off OK with
resounding whack. "You, thar,
Peter, what You skittishun round that
way fur? Whoa, now! Both of yous
stan still"
She turned them up to the platform,
threw down some hay taken from the
cart, and came up among us to inquire
of the depot agent about barrel of
salt. He was busy then and she was
waiting around, when the smart Alick
IF the crowd, who was travelling for a
vine house, remarked in tones meant
Tor her to overhear::
II have always said if married at
all, I'd marry woman who could drive
oxen"
"Is that meant for me?" she asked,
as she walked straight up to him.
"Are you widow, ma'am?"
II am Bin wilder ever since a
sawlog rolled over Jim nine years
ago."
''And you'd marry again if you had
the opportunity, would you?"
II would. When Jim lay a-dyin' in
the house he told me to marry agin if
had show"
"Ahem! see. Could you love a sec
ond husband?'
II could. 1t runs in our family to
love. We begin airly and keep it up to
the grave. What's your proposition?
I'm plain woman, full O. bizness, and
never do any foolin'. If you've got
anything to say, spit it right out afore
'em aIl.''
Il don't want to marry just now"
he stammered.
Don't Ell? Then what's the use OF
gettin' me on my tiptoes about it?
You man, you jest the same as asked
me to have you, andI jest the same as
accepted you!
20! No, no! merely made some in
quiries!" he replied.
Then inquiries was about love, sir.
and my hearts a-thumping away like
all git out! said I'd marry again, and
Twill. We are engaged. When do you
want me to be ready?"
MADAM, you have totally misunder-
stood me-" explained the young man,
as he turned all sorts of colors and APP
peared to grow small. 81 asked you a
few questions out of curiosity"
"Mebbe the Jury will call it curiosity,
and mebbe they WON'T" she said, as
she set her jaw.
"They don't allow no foolin' round
in Posey county. When Teller goes
as fur as you hev it's hitch or dam.
ages. I'm a-tremf,in' all over like
girl, an my hearts a-tryin' to jump
out. It's regular love or don't know
the road hum. You don't leave here.
young man, till this case is settled.'
But, ma'am you see"
II don't know nu,hin' but marriage
or damages. You've asked me to have
you. I said I would. Will you marry
or set:.e?"
"How-how much ?" he gasped, as he
looked around and failed to find any
sympathy.
"Wall, Saginaw salt is dollar and
quarter barl," she replied, as she
glanced at row of barrels down the
platform. II guess the oxen kin git
hum with two bar'ls. Make it two
and I'll call it squar'.''
Everybody grinned except the young
man. He realized that he was done
for, and got out of the box by plank
ing down the $3.50 to the agent. The
cart was driven around to the spot.
the barrels loaded up, and then the
woman came oack to the young man:
"1've settled this case, and the salt
is in the cart, and jest want to re.
mark that if you happen this way agin
and you happen to feel so awfully cum
MIN that you can't hold yourself, you'd
better 60 slow on widders. Thar's 1e
of us round here, an we all drive yell
Ter oxen hitched to carts. an we all
go b'arfoot in the summer and sigh to
get married agin. The regular fgger is
three barls of salt and pound of tea,
but, owing to your youth and that
thunderstorm comm up, I've let you
OFT easy. Good-day, bub; good-day
all!"-N. Y. Herald.