The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-05-20

Ohio husband became the happy |
father of seven children not long ago.
Of the seven all lived but one. 1t is
to be hoped he laid in supply of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, the
only sure cure for Group, whooping-
cough, colds and coughs, and so in
eured his children against these
diseases. For sale by Campbell d
Burrell.
Ellis Delaplaine, of Elm, who has
just returned from two months trip
to San Francisco and up the coast to
Oregon, says, that in his judgment.
man who is making a living in A lien
county would do mighty we'll to stay
here rather than go 10 any country
that he saw. One can do we'll in Cali
fornia. ne says, "if he has lots of
money" But one can do well nearly
anywhere with lots of money.
Every town in Kansas has put in
a claim for glory for some resident on
the ground of relationship to Dewey.
While lola cannot claim such honor,
1t wants to go on record thusly:
There was man in Allen county
who was appointed to Annapolis
Naval Academy. An lola youth was
his substitute and had the appointee
failed would now be on board Adj
miral Dewey's fleet. The man didn't
fail
There are some mighty mean people
in lola. One of that class stood at the
telephone and listened while an anx-
ious voice inquired "Are you coming
up tonight 2" And masculine voice
replied: ~ don't know, it looks
rainy" "Come up if you can" OF
course the wires were crossed, but the
proper thing to do was to drop out
until the little chat was over. If you
don't believe 1t, write to Ruth
Ashmore.
Fred Horton has just finished the
second salt water hole for the Lam
yon's at LaHarpe. With gushing
gas wells all around the gentlemen
feel hardly used by fate. Mr.. Beatty
has said that if the Messrs Lanyon
will quit being contrary to his com
psny's wishes, he will raise the hoo
doc. The salt water holes prove
nothing against the value of the field
for they are always found scattered
through the best gas territory.
W. H. Madden, or Billy Madden
who has been working in DePuy's
barber shop for several months was
arrested Friday on charge OF
bigamy. While out looking for bail
he left the marshal and kept on going
and is now at large. 1t seems that
there is a'trst Mrs. Madden in Kansas
City and second one here. The
latter was Miss Maggie Hartman OF
, Uniontown and the shock of the
awful truth has very nearly prostrat'
ed her.
, r.. A. Jordan in his card to a
; brother in lola signs his name with
} the euphonious tixin's; III. p. II. p.
Co. |, goth Regiment. Kansas Nolun.
teer Infantry This was doubtless
done with Il view to deluding bis
family into the belief that he has
rises to dizzy heights since enlisting
III. p. h. r." means high private in
the rear rank, which means that he
/ stands six feet sockless and is in the
tail end of the procession. sad but
|, true.
John Often is nothing If not 8
practical joker. He allowed his
intended wife to think that the
ceremony would occur Tuesday and
: she had very handsome wedding
dress in preparation. Sunday morn
, ing John marched up to the house
, with the minister and had the
Z ceremony performed in spite of the
) BRIDES protestations about the dress
= John is laughing today, but in the
= years to come Mrs. John may do the
smiling.
Mr., Mathers, who ran the Klondikt
U racket store on the north side has
been "froze out" at least he has de
: cided to leave. He expected his sol
I to come here and go into business, bu
the son is conducting II successful
4 business in Tennessee and Mr., MatheI
/ and his wife will go there. The rooms
i have been rented to a Dr. Johnson. 0
Somerville, Kans ., who will put in I
Q stock of drugs and practice medicine
Q DR.. johnson has a family of IA wife
8 one son and four daughters.
The Westfield lind News prints tn,
! following in regard to an old residen
o of that place: Frank McAvoy, 70
i MANY Vara in tha annlOV Of the |,