The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-07-28

by Emperor Billy, goes.-Hutchinson
Times.
No matter what the proportions are
on which bicycle is built, it wont run
we'll until two feet are added.-L. A. w.
Bulletin.
When man is broke he isn't worth |
much, but when horse is we'll broke
he is valuable.-Eveleth Star.
Enthusiasm flourishes in adversely,
kindles in the hour of danger, and
awakens to deeds of renown.-Bloom.
ing Prairie Times.
A Chicago woman stopped thief by
threatening to throw brick at him.
He had no fear of personal injury, but
was too magnanimous to endanger the
safety of passers.by by keeping on run
nlng.-Denver Post.
The more European nations study
the gunnery of our sailors the less in
clination they have for scrap with
our navy.-Glenville Progress.
Some churches dispense with serv-
ices altogether during the warm sum-
mer months. There is place they say,
that does business "just in the same
old way in spite of the heat.-New
Paynesville Press.
They say none are taken into the 10Th
unless their teeth show what kind of
pie the cook must have for dinner, at
least that is given me as the reason
why some of the big strong fellows
came home to mama.-Le Sueur News.
Down at the seaShOre a single wave
from pretty wOman's handkerchief
will attract more attention than all
the waves of old ocean put together
Tammany Times.
Why is it the vanquished Spaniards
are always reported as being "broken-
heartfelt" So far as known they have
no hearts to break Broken. winded"
would be more appropriate, for they
have been conducting whole war on
nothing but wind-ROchester Bulletin.
The population in this country is di-
vided into three classes, the upper
class being three per cent, the middle
class twenty-eight per cent and the
working class sixty-nine per cent, yet
the three per centers exercise more
power than the other two classes. Is
that democracy st. Paul Trade Jour
nal.
Don't worry about how people will
mourn your loss after you are dead.
If you hold an enviable position or
station in public or society, there is al
ways some one willing and able to
take your place. The good which
men do lives after Them Cokato
Enterprise.
No man was ever SO nice in office
but what another could be found just
as nice, if not nicer. We are too apt
to think the man in better than the
man cut yet when the man in is put
out and the man out is put in, we see
our error, and wonder why the change
was not sooner made-HOustOn Signal.
A woman in Hector was arrested,
convicted and imprisoned for stealing
ladder. If woman wants to rise in
the world she must not undertake to
do so in HectOr.-MOrtOn Enterprise.
Sir said the young man, Il wish to
marry your daughter-the flower of
your family
care you sure,' queried the elder
man, that it is not dough you are
after !''-St. Louis Posi- Dispatch.
1t was too bad, At the North av-
enue Church the ladies had the install
lation supper all ready the other day,
and nice time and good food was
lost because DR.. Long did not believe
in eternal punishment, and, therefore,
couldn't be Standardization Budget.
II object to that man on the jury" "On
what grounds" inquired the court. II
am the man that persuaded him to get
married. Spring Valley Sun.
GLOW did they come to release that
| fellow who was suspected of being
Spaniard ?"
"Why, they caught him shooting
craps with some of the other prisoners.
Of course that proved his innocence
A Spaniard couldn't shoot anything."-
| Toledo Critic.