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The herald., 1898-11-20

5, o. 10. II, q, as. %, Jan. and every
ANGELES at 6 a. m. and REDONDO as
- :. M b. for san Diege y Moy n u y O. iS 4
and every fourth day thereafter.
Cars cpnnset via Redo1do 9rnn ,eays santa Es
depot at $3.50 a. m. Cars connect via Port Los
Angeles leave S. P. +. r. depot at 1:S5 p. M
Tor steamers north bound.
The steamers COOS BAY and ORIzABA
leave SAN PEDRO and EAST SAN Pc
DRO for San Francisco via Ventura. Car
pinteria, Santa Barbara. Gavlota. Port
Hartford, Cayucos, San Simeon, Monterey
and Santa Cruz at $3.50 p. m. Nov. 4. 9, II, IL.
20. "A and IS, Dec. 2. 6. TO- a. 49, %, 26 80. Jan.
and every fourth day thereafter.
Cars connect with steamers via San Pedro
leave S. p. r. r. (Arcade depotl at 5:03 p. N.
and Terminal Railway depot at 5:1S p. m.
For further information obtain folder.
The company reserves right to change.
without previous notice, steamers. sailing
'a''' .AN ~ vi. FARR1s. Agt.,
124 W. Second st.. Los Angelica
GOODALL, PERKINS & CO..
Gen. Agts.. s. p.
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FOR SALE-FOR $3.50 A MONTH AND
small cash payment / will build you a
new 4-room cottage, plastered and paint
ell to suit, In my Third Addition, Eighth
and Mateo streets. Why pay rent when
you can own your own home? c. A.
SMITH. 213 w. First st. If
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FOR SALE OR RENT-40 ACRES NEAR
Artesia; alfalfa, corn or potato land;
fine artesian WELL enough for place; fine
place for dairy; will sell or rent for term
of years; would furnish horses and i'm
plements, II desired; cash rent. See own
er JAS. BRADY, at 1880 S. Fair Oaks
ave-, Pasadena. 20
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FOR SALE-s16O0: $275 CASH; BALANCE
SIS monthly installments; handsome s.
roomed cottage, modern In all respects;
handsome grounds with bearing fruits,
lawn and flowers; good opportunity to get
lovely home at a bargain. Address A. A..
box 4. Herald. 20
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FOR SALE-ON ACCOUNT OF ILL.,
health, will sell my dairy of six nice Jer-
sey cows, together with all appurtenanc-
es; also my house of rooms. Address H.
l.. WOOD, Azusa, Cal. 20
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PALMIsTS

LAURA BERTRAND, PALMIsT AND
card reader; student under the noted
Cheiro, gives advice on mining journeys,
love. marriage and all matters pertain
Ing to life. Reads correctly from cradle
to grave. Price 50 cents. Parlors u and
IA. 81Sh 3. Spring street. 20
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City Lots and Lands
FOR SALE

BARGAINS ONLY-ALL BARGAINS
$1950-Elegant residence rooms, 80
foot lot.
s110O-Fifty 5O-foot lots, city of Santa
Monica.
@1S0O-20 acres, high, level, electric cars
$950-New cottage, s rooms 40-foot lot,
bath,
$S5O-New cottage, rooms, 40-foot lot,
bath.
$l5O-4O-foot lot, cement walk, curb,
shade trees. Take Vernon car to White
street.
T. WIESENDANGER,
427 s. Broadway. 27
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Sewing Machines

FOR SALE-SEWING MACHINES: A
splendid line of secondhand machines.
from 50 to $40; all kinds to rent, $15O per
month. 5O7 S. Spring ST. 20
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FOR SALE-$1900-S5OO CASH, BALANCE
on easy terms, takes modern broom
house In bon ton part of city. Going east;
must sell. Address e.. box 81, Herald,
20
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RARGAINS-A FINE CORNER, WEST
side of Hill ST., 6o-foot front, with dwell
ing, $4,000.
65oxlG5; west side Olive ST., near Eley-
enth, $500.
$500 for box125 foot lot on Girard.
$1,000 for lots, Central ave-, near Fifth
st.; all street work paid $500 can remain
at per cent; no better place to build for
Income.
$500; fne corner, 15Ox125 to alley. corner
Twentyffifth and San Pedro SITS.
I have property IN all parts of CITY: give
me call and will quote closest figures
g. G. EDWARDS, 23o w. First st. 20
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FOR SALE-INCOME BUSINESS BLOCK
close in; a bargain. NJ. l.. SAMSON g. CO.,
les w. Fourth st. 20
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- ANGELES
TERMINAL
RAILWAY Co..
TIME CARD IN EFFECT SEPT. 2s, 1893
Pacific Coast Steamship Co.

The company's elegant
steamers SANTA ROSA
and CORONA leave RE.
DONDO at ii a. m. and
PORT LOS ANGELES at
$3.50 p. m. for San Fran
cisco via Santa Barbara
and Port Hartford Nov. 3,
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DIR. UNGER CURES CANCERS AND
tumors; no knife or pain. 10TH N. Main
street. tt
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FOR SALE-2 LOTS ON ELECTRIC
line, near city park, Denver Colo, $50
each. H. c. STEWART, Santa Monica,
Cal. 20
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FOR SALE-LODGING HOUSE OF AZ
rooms; rent Of house $780, Address A. A.,
Box 60, Herald. "a
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HYPNOTISM

HYPNOTIsM, MEsMERIsM, MAGNE-
tism, vibration, psychic force, sugges.
ton, telepathy and mental healing
taught; tuition $40; clinic every Tuesday
night; class Wednesday and Friday
nights; diseases cured; children's habits
cured. PROF. EARLEY, 423la Spring
street. 20
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MRS. SANFORD JOHNSON, INDE-
pendent slate writing medium and clair
voyant psychic, 1904 South Spring street.
Sittings daily, Sunday excepted. Hours
10 a. m. to p. m.
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FOR ExCHANGE-GOOD RESIDENCE
in the city of Des Moines, Iowa, now
rented. for home of equal value In Los
Angeles. Address K, box II, Herald. 20
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FOR SALE-GOOD LODGING HOUSE
for sale cheap; 45 rooms; good prices.
Address A. "A, box IS, Herald. 20
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FOR EXCHANGE - GOOD SAN DIEGO
property, on the heights and in and about
the city; will take suburban Los Angeles
property. Address A. A.. box q. Herald.
27
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Los ANGELES MUSEUM WILL SELL
rugs, birds. minerals, curios and natural
history specimens cheap for Xmas pres
ents. THOS. SHOOTER, 610 s. Spring
street. 20
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DENTISTS
MINING AND AssAYING

N-NING AND ASSAYING-LEW E. AU-
BURY. the leading Assayer, lis West
First ST., opposite Natick House. Branch
office. 1923 h ST., San Diego.
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FOR EXCHANGE-4-ROO HARD FIN
ished house, lot 40x140, ursincumbered.
price $500; will exchange for alfalfa
ranch about miles from city. f. w.
WISMER, 125 S. Broadway 20
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FoR EXCHANGE
Real Estate

FOR EXCHANGED WILL TRADE 1G0
acres of California land, with barn, house,
windmill and other improvements, for
good St. Louis property: no agents. Ad-
dress TRADE, box 6, Herald. 20
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LOS ANGELES AND REDoNDo RAIL

LOS ANGELES AND REDONDO RAIL.
WAY COMPANY.
Los Angeles depot: Cor. Grand ave. and
Jefferson street. Goes into effect No. 9Th.
Leave Leave
Los Angeles Redondo
for Redondo: for Los Angeles
$50 q. m, daily 800 a. M, daily
1880 p m. daily 100 a. M. daily
4:30 p. M, daily S:15 p. M, daily
II 80 p. m, Sat- only $3.50 p. M, sat- only
Take Grand ave. electric cars or Main
st. and Agricultural Bark cars.
L. ]. PERRY, Superintendent
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THE BOY NEEDS A WATCH: MAKES
him punctual and manly; our s2 50
watches are guaranteed. w. J. GETZ,
$50 s. Broadway.
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FOR EXCHANGE - LOT IN LINCOLN.
Neb. What have you? Address Y. box
s. Herald. 81
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MEDIUMS

NINE. LEO, MEDIUM AND CARD
reader, tells past, present and future
brings the separated together, causes
speedy marriage; all those in trouble over
business, love and family affairs should
see her. Cottage 655 8. Spring ST. If
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Hotels and Lodging Houses

FOR SALE-A FIRST-CLASS ROOMINC
house, close in and good location; yer,
cheap for cash. M. l.. SAMSON & CO.
12S w. Fourth st. 90
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A-$150; 4O-FOOT LOT, CEMENT WALK
curb, shade trees; take Vernon car to
White st. T. WIESENDANGER, 427 S.
Broadway. dec 20
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MONEY LOANED AT NET INTEREST
rates from ~ to s per cent per annum,
according to character and size Of loans
EDWARD D. SILENT & CO., 213 w. "a.
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FOR EXCHANGE = NICE COTTAGE IN
city for small country property; must be
on car line, near the city. Address A.
A., box a. city. 26
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WANTED = TO LOAN $1,000 ON GOOD
security Address A. A., box 20. Herald.
Il
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THE BIMETALLIC ASSAY OFFICE
and Chemical Laboratory 12l s. Main st.
X. A. PEREZ. E. M, manager. 1e-4-tf
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Miscellaneous

FOR SALE-FITTINGS FOR SMALL
kindergarten; tables, chairs, gifts, mate
rial; bargain for one opening private
kindergarten. Address Gifts, Box 5,
Herald 81
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FOR EXCHANGE-NICE COTTAGE IN
city for small country ranch. Address
A. A., box II, Herald. 26
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WATCHMAKERS

WANTED = WATCHES TO CLEAN AT
Soc; mainsprings at 25c; warranted for
one year. M. o. DOLSON, 367 e. First
street, one block west of Alameda
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s500, 900 TO LOAN AT TO PER CENT
net. on choice city residence or business
property. F. @. STORY. 3os Henne block,
122 W. Third ST.. ~ II
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FOR SALE-CHAINt LIGHTNING, BY
all cycle stores and repair shops; whole
sale by Tufts-Lyon Arms Co., A. r.
Maines Co., and Avery Cycle Co. 20
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FOR EXCHANGE - AN UPRIGHT Pr
ano, almost new; want small place; good
lot with but few improvements. Address
j., box Al, Herald. 20
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COR SALE-A NEW MODERN HOUSE,
near Westlake park, the greatest bargain
on the market, for few days only M.
l.. SAMSON & CO., 12S w. Fourth st. 30
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FOR SALE-AT A BARGAIN, OFFICE
desk and chair. Address A. A., box 8,
Herald. 20
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TO LOAN-$1500-MUST HAVE BEST OF
security and-good interest. Address b.
B., box 49, Herald q
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MRS. WALKER( CLAIRVOYANT AND
life business reading medium; all bust
ness affairs of life looked into for the ad-
vancement Of your future. 316ik s. Spring
street. If
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Business Property

FOR RSALE-BUSINESS LOT ON BROAD
way. close in; a special bargain for cash.
M. L. SAMSON & CO.. 1928 w. Fourth st. 20
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FOR EXCHANGE = FINE SAN DIEGO
land, clear, for lots in Los Angeles. Ad-
dress E., box 49, Herald. 2l
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TO LOAN-5 TO PER CENT MONEY.
BRADSHAW BROS. room 2O2 Bradbury
block. tt
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FOR EXCHANGE--20 ACRES OF LAND
in San Bernardino county: will take su-
burban home in Los Angeles. Address A.
A., box a. Herald. II
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FOR EXCHANGE = COTTAGE NEAR
Sisters hospital; $500 mortgage; want lot
IN southwest. Address D., box 42, Her
aid. 81
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FOR EXCHANGE q LOTS IN COUN-
try town in exchange for piano. Address
A. A., box Is, Herald. 2s
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FOR EXCHANGE - A 9-ACRE RANCH,
we'll improved, on car line; double water
shares; would like small cottage In Los
Angeles. Address A. A., box ~, Herald.
27
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FOR EXCHANGE
Real Estate

FOR EXCHANGE-IMPRO RANCH
of 1850 acres In Riverside county; house,
barn, water tank. fruit, etc.: want good
lot and to S-roomed house in city; must
be In the southwest; will give ranch and
from Sl2oO to $500 cash If suited; only
owners need apply. as no commissions
will be paid. Address Ranch, Box 5,
Herald. 28
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PHYSICIANS

DR. GARRISON - CANCER, TUMOR,
goitre, pile and rupture specialist, 123 s
Main street. 20
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Live Stock

FOR SALE-SMALL SHETLAND PONY:
trustworthy; will sell cheap. Address A.
A.. box s, Herald ao
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FOR SALD-GoOD HORSE, HARNESS
and surrey; fine rig Address A. A.,
Box SO, Herald. 21
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FOR E-20-ACRE PEACH
ranch near Ontario; trees in full bearing;
email house; well improved; want house
In the city and some cash. Address A.
A., Box 50, Herald. rs
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FOR EXCHANGE - WHAT WILL YOU
give for a Groom house and w acres of
land on Vernon ave-? Make offer. Ad-
dress K. box 5, Herald. 2l
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FOR EXCHANGE - SMALL RANCH
near Sherman; will take city property.
Address H., box 10, Herald. II
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MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED
real estate; interest decreases as you pay
STATE MUTUAL BUILDING AND
LOAN ASSN, 141 s. Broadway. Scott
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MONEY TO LOAN ON GILT-EDGED
security; no sum lower than $500 Ad-
dress SECURITY, box 20, Herald. 20
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FOR SALE
Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous
WANTED-FINE SHOTGUN; MUST BE
of English manufacture. Address B. b..
box IA. Herald. 21
FOR SALE-AT A BARGAIN, OFFICE
desk and chair. Address A. A., box g.,
Herald. 20
FOR sALD-BICYCLE: NEW; A BAR
gain Address A. A, Box "a. Herald
office. 21
FOR SALE-GODO INCUBATOR: WILL
sell cheap. Address b. b., box 25, Her.
aid. 2l
FOR SALE $40 - VIOLIN; GOOD IN
strument. Address b, b., box Is, Herald
81
FOR sALE-AT A BARGAIN; FINE UP
right piano. Address L., box q, Herald.
10
FOR SALE--LADY'S WHEEL; A BAR
gain. Address WHEEL, box 6, Herald.
10
FOR SALE-sTYLIsH TRAP; OFFERED
at bargain. Address A., box 2, Herald.
10
FOR SALE - OLD NEWSPAPERS. 1oc
per hundred. Address Herald office. If
FOR SALE A SINGER SEWING MA
chine. Address b. B., box 81, Herald 20
FOR SALE-NICE CANOPY-TOP PHA-
eton Address B. B., box 30, Herald. 20
FOR SALE-s35; NEW WHEEL; A BAR
gain. Address L., box 10. Herald. 10
FOR SALE-A GUTTAR; QUITE NEW.
Address A. A., Box "A, Herald. 21
rOR SALE-LlGf1T 1-HORSE SURREY.
Address b. B.. box II, Herald. %
NEW PIANO, CASH OR TIME, WITH
out interest. 526 w. Eighth st. 20
FOR SALE-LADY'S WHEEL, $35; NEW.
Address L., box 12, Herald. 10
Address L., box 25 Herald. 10
FOR SALE-TRAP; FINE TURNOUT.
Address L., box "a, Herald. 10
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FOR EXCHANGE = PASADENA RESI-
dence; small membranes; want small
ranch. Address j.. box AZ, Herald 20
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FOR SALE = JERSEY COW, WITH
calf; fine yield of milk. Address b. B.,
box 18, Herald. 20
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FOR EXCHANGE HUNDREDS OF
propsrtlss. BEN WHITE. sss ". First
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FOR 'SALE-NEW HOME SEWING MA
chine; sacrifice. Address B. B., box 16,
Herald. ~
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FOR SALE = WHEEL; NEW; GOOD
make; bargain. Address B. B., box S,
Herald. 22
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FOR EXCHANGE - FINE SANTA ANA
fruit ranch; reservoir, buildings; we'll i'm
proved. Address K, box Is, Herald %
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FOR SALE-NEARLY NEW UPRIGHT
piano. Address A. A., Box 46 Herald
office. q
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FOR SALE-YOUNG HORSE AT BAR
gain. Address A. A., Box SO. Herald
otHce. 81
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FOR EXCHANGE - CLEAR COUNTRY
property; will take East Side cottage
Address A. A.. box rs, Herald. 81
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ACREAGE-THE BEST OF LAND;
want good stock of groceries; make of
fer. Address A. A., box 16 Herald. 20
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FOR sALE-s15; ERIE WHEEL. AL
dress L.. box II, Herald. 10
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FOR SALE-GOOD DELIVERY WAGON
Address L., box 26, Herald. 10
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FOR SALE-GOOD BILLIARD TABLE
Address L., box 25 Herald. 10
The silver lance., 1898-07-15
DQN'Ts FOR WOMEN.


Don't neglect quality for the sake OF
quantity.
Don't wear q white petticoat unless
It IL white.
Don't forget that long credit often
brings discredit.
Don't trim good material with COM
mon trimmings.
Don't imagine that beauty will atone
for untidiness.
Don't look trump because you can
not look a swell.
Don't expect great bargains to turn
out great saves.
Don't dress to startle peoples eyes,
but to satifsy them.
Don't make your own drrsses unlees
you can do. 1t WELL
Don't Jump into your clothes and ex-
pect to look dressed.
Don't achieve the grotesque while at
tempting the original.
Don't wear fur or feather boa
with a cotton dress or skirt.
Don't dress your head at the ex
pense of your hands and feet.
Don't buy cheap limitations II you can
afford the genuine article.
Don't put cost before cut. Corded
silk won't cover q clumsy f1t.-Ex-
change.
The silver lance., 1898-07-15
DoiN0s OF WOMEN.

Miss Mary Simpson is a deputy sherih
In San Francisco.
The Princess Of Wales, her three
daughters and the Princess May are
good swimmers.
Mrs. Deacon, since her divorce, does
not encourage exhibitions Of friendship
or sympathy toward her.
Having taken up golf. football and
cricket, the ladies of a town not a
hundred miles from Glasgow propose to
20 in for the good old game of quoits.
The Empress of Germany, with her
children, will pass the greater part Of
the summer at Wyk on the Island of
rohr. -Four villas have been rented for
the visitors.
Miss Mary Green. daughter of DR..
Joseph Green. of Whitewater, Wis, is
an artist of high order of talent and IN
giving her natural bent the benefit Of
the best instruction and practice.
The Empress Eugenie. before leav.
ing Paris for Cape Martin, gave Lieut..
Col. Bizot the campaigning kit Of the
Prince Imperial, and also that which
she herself used In her sad pi1srimags
20 the scene Of her sons death II
X.3lY!snd .-..-.-.
The silver lance., 1898-07-15
Notice of Application for u. s. Patent, No. ioI
Ute, Survey No. Iz5SS.
Garfield L.ud District.


Glenwood Springs, Colorado. July 12, 1893.
Notice is hereby given that, in pursuance of
the Act of Congress, approved May 10, I1s2 John
Larson, whose postoifice is Crystal, Colorado,
has made application for u patent for 1900 linear
feet, on the Burt de, beerin silver and other
metals, the Same being 1888 W 1lo0 feet End
8 .e '53' loo feet from mouth of tunnel thereon,
with surface ground 800 feet in width situate in
Rock Creek Mining District, Gunnison County,
State of Colorado, and described by the official
plat. herewith posted. and by the field notes on
fi'e in the office Of the Register OF Garfield Land
1 riot, Colorado, as follows, viz:
Beginning at cor no l, whence U. 8. l.. NJ,
Meadow Mt bears 2j'I9 W 7z7e.2 feet. thonce n
1898 1900 IT to cor no 2; thence 71'7' W 800
It to cor }; thence ls So 1900 IT to cor no 4;
thence n 7I'7'e 800 # to cor no the place OF
beginning. Variation l'45'e g.
Containing 6.s92 acres exclusive Of the conflict
with survey no 1920, no 3773, and no S7l7. a.d
forming u portion Of tho unsubdivided u Of
Section Township Ii 8 Of Ranees7 W Of 9th
Principal Meridian. said additional and amended
location being recorded in Vol. 123 page 3ss OF
the records Of Gunnison County.
Adjoining claimants Daisy no lode on north,
Belle Of the West west, and FL Dorado on 8
J.B. PBILIPPI, Register.
First pub July. IS 1893. Last pub. Sept. ID. 1888
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rios AND rHrsTLzs.

The devil and whisky are always -
good terms.
Prayer IL not prayer until It becomes
communion with God.
The Christian may lose his gold, but
he can never lose his God.
The devil hurts US most when he
smites US through those we love.
When God puts a good man In tne
dark. It is to give somebody light.
God can say things in the fiery fur-
mace he couldn't speak in heaven.
Job sinned not with his tongue be-
cause there was no sin In his heart
When the mountains are cast into
the sea, Gods hand is under them.
The devil is close by when the Chris
tian worries about things he can't heip.
II church membership alone couio
save, heaven would be full of hypo-
critics.
A man must be born from above to
know for himself that God is above all
else.
There are people in every community
who want to be religious Wltnon'
Christ.
When Jobs wife told him to curse
God and die. 1t hurt him more than all
his boils.
There Is sometimes os mitch venom IN
| the point of a pen as there is in the bite
| OF dog.
Every man has religion OF some
kind, but only those w,io know chris'
are Christians.
When you go into the closet Tor Sc
cret prayer, be sure to take the Key of
your safe along.
The devil In come shape Is helns
made welcome in every home where tHe
Bible is not read.
The man who can take hold OF 600
for others. has to be one WAC Know
him well for hinself.
Let the preacher leave Christ oLt OF
hts preaching, and the devil VIII help
sim to fill his church.
A detective associa tion has for us
motto: 1--WE never sleep" 1t wouli re
a good one for a church.
The preacher misses 1t who tries 70
substitute for the bread OF life some
thing OF his own make.
Bad surroundings do not make peo-
pie bad. They only bring out the pao
that is already in them
There are people who Will read go
many chapters or verses in the Bipie.
and call 1t being religious.
We shall be sure to lose something
II we turn from the lions den when
Gods s hand points that way.-From the
Rams Horn.
The silver lance., 1898-07-15
FfKSf TIM SECT
Al It's De Last Time. Too, Dat IsA
Agoin' TO DO 1t, See?

Al Ies Do Last Time. Too. Dat rsA
Agoin' TO DO 1t. See?
Say, mister, w'ere's de bloke wat
gives out dem t'ings wat dey calls
lisens, or whatever dey Is, de t'ings ]
calls permits ter git hitched? Is dat
de feller3 Well, Ise lockin' fur Lin
good an strong terday."
And thereupon there walked Into the
Cincinnati probate court a man who
was In search of the clerk who issues
the marriage licenses. He ' IS directed
to the proper desk and strobe up to II
with a swagger that would have done
credit to q would-bc prize fighter whe
did all his fighting with his mouth.
"Say, pard. want one O. them things
wat permits q feller 10 git hitched ter
his biddy and gives him de right tsr
lick 'er II he wants ter. see? I ain't
never ben up agin dis ting before. an
, tell yer right now it's de first an d
last time, see, but got ter go agin II
dis time jus fur luck. Do want
sertircate? Course do. I want ev'ry
ting dat berlongs to the match. Dol
lar an a haH. did yer say? Gittin'
perty stiff in der price; Mike, got any
dough? I amt got der price o. money
wild me, see? It's all right, Mike, dis
- der last time an It's der hrst. too,
see? an ger got ter kelp fsller outs
And thsreupon Mike" the friend OF
the applicant, paid for the papers. and
the prospective husband went awae
with visions of bliss and the right q
click" his wife.
The silver lance., 1898-07-15
LAgCHiNO GAS.

"Im going to marry her right on
"Nvhy, what's your hurry ?" MY sal.
ary Isn't large enough to stand an en-
gagement."
Rich pork dealer Ito attractive
widow)--"Madam, two thousand hogs
and faithful heart I lay at your feet
Please take us In"
A Ferocious sHusband.-'Yes.m my dear
whenever we have words he behaves
like a perfect savage" How so?" He
makes for his ciub!'
A General Deniai.-"My son." began
the ciericai-)c,king stranger. quite sol.
EMMY, 40 you - NO" interrupted
the frreverent :--dth: sir the first place,
I ain't-and. second. I don't"
Worse than When your
practicing friend across the way has
learned new to play the cornet he VIII
entertain the whole neishborhood.
said Mrs. Brown. Yes" said Mrs.
Jones; but by that time there won't be
any neighborhood here"
Poor Little Thingi-"What's the mat
ter, Molly?" asked Colonel Yerger of his
little 6-year-old daughter. PA, my
mooking bird is dead" "We,l. never
mind, Molly; I'll buy you another one.'
IT am Galia enough now, but when ]
saw that poor little dead bird ! coule
have cried like child" said Molly.
Too Much Toil.-First tramp-"If ]
had my own way, Ia have three hun
dred and sixty-flve national holidays In
the year" SecoLd tramp-"You would,
eh? Then there would be one working
day every four years. oh. you are a
nice one. you are! You would make a
galley slave Of the poor laboring man,
wouldn't you?"
The silver lance., 1898-07-15
IN THE NEW COUNTRY.
EevAag Day Has No Terrors for Okla
homA Women.

xevaas Day Has No Terrors for okls
homa Women.
Moving day In Oklahoma has none OF
ne terrors for the housekeeper that h,
brings to those who live in more con.
servativs places. for there, very often.
the house itself IL carted away without
even disturbing its mistress in hsy
household occupations. 1t seems a lit
tie queer to look out Of the window and
see a house being taken along by trot-
ting horses, while a woman Is uncon.
cernedly preparing the family meal
over a hot cooking stove, but It ID not
IN unusual spectacle down there. When
nearby towns are laid out In new coun-
tries there 10 sure to be q duel between
two Of them. and one kills the other.
When q certain village becomes VIC
ttrious the Inhabitants Of its opponent
put their houses on wheels. hitch teams
70 them and Join the enemy's force7
without taking the trouble to disturb
their good wives.
The silver lance., 1898-07-15

Fri lay of last week N. w. Ward lost a
valuable horse, near the Burt lode. The
animal ventured too near the edge OF the
cliff and fell over plunging down two or
three hundred feet on the jagged rocks Of
Mineral Point.
The silver lance., 1898-07-15

Earnest Mohnson worked at the Catal-
pa several days last week, sacking up ore
which was hauled down for shipment
Tuesday. by Clayton's jack train.