New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-03-21
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The other day at a golf cluo III ' -. g.,
minister of the kirk was reproVeo py 'n no,,ne
his church for using high-hown "oruS -.
a had stroke he had made and the ii''''o'
piled: IL, su,sor,nr as
"Wcel David was nae sac mic" '"
merely embcllishing my feelings .s
Edward Duncan, a Scotch van "'', .hn
for running into truck expresseu NJ nma
same sentiments to the Magistrate AT the Jun
hall London respecting Goodiiman-st' IN tne - 49,,
You call It Goodliman-st.' 90 YOU ~,
enough n make 4 godly Scotchman swear IN d
cautious Scotchman myself. by birth ana t,d''''1s'
and II II would do that 10 me- what must VIZ
sequences be 10 benlghted people who nave Ho'
that precvege?"
The New Journalism.-"Paper?"
No my Gon Goy v eat TO read Yuh can tell colors
can't yuh?"-(Trutn.
King uumbert of Italy has decided to gather 70
ee,ber all the artistic furniture OF the various %
tine chap els OF the Kingdom OF ltaiy' '"
saw OF Turin, Monza. Mantua. Florence ->ap
and Palermo There are invaluable pieces III '"e'
many OF which are little known 70 ama'eu'' :,
c,allv In the gold and silver smiths art-orls'"d'
nIoccs nv Ronvenuto. Cellini and John OF Bologna
Tho King will have them exhibited IN the eAp'
lion of sacred art which Is to be opened so"N "
Turin.
The True Cause.-The Justice (questiontngooraHt Ss
# what your assailant SAID 70 your ''0'
MCcoy Ss Yer Amer 1t wor Phwat he aIG 1. 10
me face durin tn foight thot me no1I IuS
n wor tn welts OF got. Yer Anner'-''Nue'
The Delta Light House" OF GreenvlI,e, % tbs
conducted by colored people. recently pi'"' Wv
following curious paragraph about whl'e man
DEATH.
1--WE are sorry to chronicle that Mt Anufe" "'"'
the noble son of Mr.. Jordan wynn, was as we can
hast understand forced TO shoot one OF 'he "e" ~
his employ the levee last ouhnay az ms 80.
namely Mr. Neal Thomas. while other statements
ooreict hut the particulars In the case mas not
vet been received by the writer for that case VIC
shall have but little to say concerning the matter ~
this issue. but further on we shall take our s'ahu
shelled-When the conqueror came out upon t are
hills that overlooked the doomed CITY, MS s'e'' law
"9 "Nuts for u.s.! he exclaimed .,o, .r officer
.Is II Your Excellencys wish asked On o,i ,b q
Of the artillery. galloping up just theh' '"d' 'A'
oS S raw recruit laughed loudly in the ranks. but
~ '1aroIned soldiery merely groaned-(Detroit
jGS d"''''' ~
II is said that two tons Of Camembert cheese on
the French steamer La Champagne were sold IN
Halifax when that ship arrived there disabled II
is declared that IL was the hrst Camemoert ever
seen in Halifax and the British subjects there not
knowing what else do. boiled it and ate 1t with
orange marmaade!
Unfortunate-"Tm afraid have lost patient"
said the young physician who realizes the value OF
making an impression.
Didn't you know what remedy to prescrioe7
Perfectly. That part Of it was simple enough
But | coudnt think of the Latin for mustard
plaster. '-(Washington Star.
A Michigan man recently sent the following LETT
ter to the Superintendent OF Schools: Dear Sir, my
boy Johnnie come home to-day with his head broke
open by a bigger boy. / wisht you would look into
IT, Ny boy comes to school to learn brains and not
TO have them knocked out"
His Mistake-"What do you consider the greatest
mistake of your life?' asked the chairman of the
committee OF women that was looking into the con-
ditions existing In the pententiary.
Giving up good cash 10 poor lawyer bitterly
replied the convict who had just benn sent down
Chicago Post.
The first Maine disaster beggar has appeared In
Chicago according to The Chronicle" Say" he
remarked a sign painter. paint me a sign tellin
dat los, me leg de Maine. I'm muffin II not
So they got up a signboard for him. containing a
picture Of the Maine blowing up and carrying the
words: Charity for the country's brave defenders
| am a victim OF Spanish treachery. A survivor OF
the disaster In Havana Harbor. Lost my leg in the
Maine explosion" Then he got sailors suit and
q bundle OF songs. including America" Hall
Columbia" The Star-Spangled Banner" and an
other reciting the Maine incident and he has been
coming money ever since.
1t was terrible Tho tempest beat the into
horrid fury; the waves were mountain high, and
they swept over the frail craft ceaselessly.
My flesh creeps," he cried.
MY complexion runs shrteked she.
For il is the lot OF women to suffer most.-(De
troit Journal.