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Worcester morning daily spy., 1898-01-15
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discussion today. Two important
amendments were adopted. One Inn
poses a penalty on railroads refusing to
redeem u - ed portions Of tickets This
provision is lacking in the original bill,
and the railroad interests that have
been represented favor it as an earnest
of good faith, An amendment was also
adopted providing that passengers APP
plying for redemption Of tickets should
not be given the benefit of through
tariff, but of only the regular rates to
the point where the journey ended.
Worcester morning daily spy., 1898-01-15
WHITE PoI1Nn cAKE

One-half pound butter, one pound SUI
gar, one pound flour, one teaspoonful
Cleveland's Baking Powder, whites Of
sixteen eggs. Put in slow oven and grad
ually increase heat. Ice while warm
with boiled icing.
Worcester morning daily spy., 1898-01-15
BOSTON AND ALBANY RAILROAD.
Corrected to Nov. %. 1879


Corrected to Nov. %. 1879
PASSENGER TRAINS LEAVE wOR-
CESTER FOR BOSTON = %5.oi. 7.OA
800 sos, '9S4 10. 90. "10.57 a. mi s1.oS
$50 rs. .2;20, S.45. AIS, '4.Ss. SIS
so 81 a 'lG no p 80 s gSpd sss. &
RET1RRRArN "a LEAVE RosToN-5.Oo.
100 sS2e. 1900. 912 1880 100 a. M
s12.00 noon: /. 02. 1900 Els, 800 400 $50,
go, $500, "7.15, 9.25, eli. 90 y. m Sundays4
Sz6: 10 80 a. M; 1920. 200, 400, 6.0Q
FOR MILLBURY-7OO. 1000 a. m: s.s,
FOR MfLFoRD-7OO. 1857 a. M; 1.So. 4.1s
FoR PTTTsF1ELD AND ALBANY-s 80
s9.45. '~11.42 a M; 102 s3.12 s410. 1885,
s~l2-2S a. m. daily. except Sunday mornS
ing. Sundavs-S11.42 a m. '3.l2 sSsS ..
FOR sPRINGFIELp-s.ss, ss5 % %. .1o.1s
III z sos Fl 7is. Z s 10 d G r.. lbs f. md
night Sundays -1i.42 a. m; .sia
sos, 1886 Q. m: s'- 20 midnight
FOR NORTH OXFORD MILLS, no.
WAKTH'S AND WEBSTER-S.3S 80. 1920
g. m; 800, 6l5 D. m. Returning leav9
- Webster=5 80 $50 a: m; L2S. 40 p. m.
NEW YORKER 10 a. m; 40.
.SO os 3 M M; IFS m midnigRt sundays
Express trains. saAlbany sleeper at f2.z8
a. m daily. except Sunday morning.
Local time tables, showing time Of
trains on all divisions OF the road. will b
furnished on application at station also
through tickets to all important points,
A. s. HANSON. Gen. Pas. Agt.
Worcester morning daily spy., 1898-01-15
WOMAN SUFFRAGE AMENDMENT.

Albany, N. Y Jan. 14.-A resolution
was introduced in the assembly today,
proposing woman suffrage amendment
to the state constitution.
Worcester morning daily spy., 1898-01-15
PEORIA WAIVER WORKS SOLE.

Peoria, ILL.,, Jan 1.-THE Peoria water
works were sold today at noon under
the decree to bondholders committee
for s1,5O0.OOO.
Worcester morning daily spy., 1898-01-15
ILLUSTRATED AMERICAN
SCORCHED.

New York, Jan. 14-Fire today dam
aged the plant of the Illustrated Ameri-
can in this city to the extent OF $15,-
600.
Worcester morning daily spy., 1898-01-15
StOningtOn Line for New York.

Express train. with through cars to
steamer leaves Union station, Worcester.
at $40 p. m. daily. except Sundays. Re-
turning, steamers leave New York from
new pier, No. So No. River. New York.
at 800 o. m.
Tickets and staterooms at Ss1 Main ST..
o. z. Rawson, ticket agent, and Union
station.
GEORGE L. Cs7NNOR. Pas. Traf. Man
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RAILROADS.
THE NEW ENGLAND RAILROAD
COMPANY,

Norwich and Worcester D.vision.)
FOR NORWICH. - $40, 9.25 a. M; ESQ
4.55 CS00 D. m. Steamboat Express) Leave
except Monday. 6.10, s.15 a M; 2.2O. b-1s
FOR WEBSTER - $40. 9.25. HOO a. mA
70. 30, 4.55, $40. 500 p. m.
FOR sOUTHBRIDGE-6,4O 9.25 and u.oa
For PUTNAM. WTLLIMANTrc ANN
HARTFORD-6.4o. 9.25 e. M; ass and soc
9 m.
FpR NEwRURGH-s2 a M
Oct. II. 1897.
Worcester morning daily spy., 1898-01-15
STEAM Frs.
AMERICAN LINE.

NEW K-SoUTHAMPTON Gondon-
Paris) Sailing every Wednesday at 10 a. m.
PARIS. Jan. 49, PARIS. ......Feb. 9
ST. LOUIS. Jan. 26lST, PAUL,...Feb. 16
NEW YORK. Feb. 81 NEW YORK. Feb. %
RED STAR LINE.
NEW YORK TO ANTWERP.
BERLIN. WEDNESDAY, Jan. 10. noon
Wednesday, Jan. %, noon
FRIESLAND. Wedn esday, Feb. 2, noon
INTERNATIONAL NAVIGATION CO..
Piers Ia and Is. North River. Office. 6
Bowling Green.
I G. Z. LANCASTER, IS Pearl St; S, E.
HANSON. 341 Main st; o. r. RAWSON.
S91 Main st: j. f. HEALY, 1896 Main St;
THOS. LUAfB. 6 Mechanic ST.: RICHARD
O'FLYNN. PA Front st.. Worcester.
Worcester morning daily spy., 1898-01-15

CALEB A. WALLS PUBLICATIONS.
Historic Boston Tea Party OF Dec IA
f773" price Is cents. Eastern Worcesfef~
and NORTH Worcester" 20 cents eachg
"Purftaps vs.. the Quakers' 50 cents. Fo&
sale bx him at the S1x once
Worcester morning daily spy., 1898-01-15

Crhrough the Great Hoosac Tunnell
The scenic route o. New England. The
shortest route, offering best service and
Quickest time
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
PLANS FOR OUR PRISONERS.
Secretary Alger Thinking of COnfninI
Captured Spaniards at Atlanta.

Secretary Alger Thinking of Combining
Captured spaniards at Atlanta.
The question Of the disposition Of
Spanish prisoners of war has not been
decided fully, but it has been almost
decided to establish a prison at Atlanta.
If the Is, 900 or more Spaniards are cap
tured at Santiago, they will probably
be brought to the United States without
delay, although there are many reasons
why it would be more convenient to
have them remain in Cuba. The fear
that they might fare badly at the hands
of the Cubans who will be left in
charge Of Santiago after General Shat
ters' expedition goes to Porto Rico is
the main objection to leaving captive
troops at the places where they may be
taken.
It will take a great many transports
to bring IL, 900 prisoners to the United
States, and to transport them thence by
train to the place of Imprisonment, but
the military authorities have decided
that, all things considered, better provi-
sion for captives can be made if they are
on United States soil. General Skaters
troops have provisions for six months,
80 that after Santiago falls there will be
enough and to spare to feed victors and
vanquishers for a long time, thus giving
the wal department plenty Of opportu-
nifty to engage vessels to bring the pris-
oners to the United States and to erect
the necessary buildings at the place
which Secretary Alger has in view for
the prison.-New York Sun.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
NOWABILLION DOLLAR NAVY.
Senator Hansbrough's Plan For Holding
and Guarding Our Philippine Interests.

Senator Hansbrough's a For Holding
and Guarding Our Philippine Interests.
events of the past few weeks indi-
cate that the policy Of the government
concerning the extension Of its terri
torial lines is about to undergo a radical
change" said Senator H. @. Hansbrough
of North Dakota recently. "The time
has come when the United States must
keep pace with other nations Of the
world in the matter of acquiring addi-
tional territory. We are a great and
growing people and cannot afford to re-
main in isolation as we have done in
the past century. New issues have
sprung out of the present war, and We
must be prepared to meet them.
"The retention of the Philippine is
lands seems to me to be established be-
You'd doubt. We have made every prepa-
ration for holding the islands and es-
tablishing a form Of government over
them. This means that we must build
a great navy for their protection. That
this newly acquired territory will be Of
great advantage to us in years to come l
doubt not. Our commercial interests in
the east make it al imperative necessity
that we should have coaling stations
where our merchantmen can find refuge
in time Of peace and where our war
ships may go for shelter in time of war.
The scheme to build a new 81, 600, O0O,.
900 navy has my hearty approval. We
have reached a stage in the onward
march Of events where it is necessary
we should have a navy second to none
in the world. New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
The Holland Submarine Boat.

All of our readers are familiar with
the Holland submarine boat, with which
it is possible to go about completely
under water. If the enemy have a big
warship lying in a strongly fortified
harbor, the boat can be submerged and
make it's way to the ship, place a power
full explosive under it and blow it to
pieces without appearing above water.
While this boat secretly destroys ships
of the enemy, Hostetter's Stomach
Bit 9rs likewise attacks and overcomes
dangerous diseases. A few doses will
give relief in any stomach, liver or blood
disorder. The Bitters not only cure the
sick, but prevent the well from becoming
sick. They should be taken by all who
need a strengthening tonic.
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A VERY A CASE.
One Days Bulletin of the Illness Of Span
ish Fours.

ShO Dny . VI bhO HI VI 6D8us
ish Fours.
THE BoRso, MADRID.
Spanish fours woke at 9 o'clock after
! bad night. Several members Of the
cortes took turns sitting up with the
patient and administering soothing balm
and restoratiyes to the much emaciated
and debilitated constitution. Their eff
forts We're rewarded, for a slight rally
occurred at daybreak.
DR.. Sagasta called in the celebrated
European practitioners in consultation
about noon, including the two Drs.
Rothschild from Paris and DR.. Mark
Pfenning Of the Berlin reichstag. After
a secret council, lasting for one hour,
an operation vas performed, popularity
known as the TRANSMISSION Of gold. The
patients heart beat became stronger and
the temperature ran up four points. The
heroic doctors themselves supplied the
gold.
Adviceso Of the complete routing Of the
American pigs on the Cuban coast in
creased the vitality till the truth be-
came known that the Spanish loss wal
700 men, when a sinking fit attacked
the distinguished convalescent, and the
pulse fell to 80 Ito in the shade.
The tidings Of the success of the great
armada sneak act, entering Cuba by way
Of the south pole, cheered the patient to
a high degree, and sitting up in bed the
convalescent dictated flowery congratu-
lations to the queen and infant king. In
the midst of this, however, Puerto Ri
can advices told a tragic tale Of the beat
ing off Of Simpsons fleet, though at q
loss of 2 1000 souls, and Spanish tours
tainted dead away.
Tonight DR.. Sagasta will call in sew
eral admirals and other fighting gentry
to take turns by the bedside Of the dy-
ing patient and administer hypodermic
injections of bluff and buster. It is
hoped that dissolution may be postponed
at least till the Spaniards get entirely
rid of their holdings, so that the patient
may die on other peoples hands, and so
avoid funeral expenses.
SAGAsTA, M. D.,
Chief Of the Spanish Bond Hospital Staff.
New York Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
STRATEGIC SUGGESTIONS.

Leander j. Mccormick Gives the Wal De-
partment Some Valuable Hints.
Leander J. Mccormick Of Chicago is
so much interested in the war with
Spain that he follows closely every
strategic movement made by the army
and navy and from time to time sends
suggestions to the authorities in Wash
ington. His latest suggestion, if carried
out, would make Aguinaldo, the Philip
pine insurgent, a general in the Amer
lean army. After discussing the subject
with several friends the other day Mr..
Mccormick sent the following telegram
to Secretary Alger at Washington:
CHICAGO, June 14.-Would suggest making
Aguinaldo y general in the American army,
thus avoiding future complications at Manila
LEANDER J. MCCORMICK.
According to reports from the war de-
partment, Secretary Alger considers
the suggestion a good one, but because
of established laws which prevent an
alien from holding military Or civil
Office in the United States he cannot ap-
ply it. It is possible Mr.. Mccormick
had something to do with the sinking
of the Merrimac in the entrance to San
tiago harbor. On May rs he sent the
following telegram to John D. Long,
secretary of the navy:
Sink q hulk in the channel entrance to San.
tiago harbor and thus keep the Spanish feet in
or out.
Ten days later the news came Of Hob
sons brave deed. Whether it was the
result Of MI. McCormick's "tip" or not
may never be made known. Chicago
Tribune,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
A Matter of Business,

"Weltpin has thrown that Higgins
girl over, and I suppose Higgins will
make it warm for Weltpin."
"Higgins was mad enough at first,
but when Weltpin explained that he
drew off strictly on business principles
Higgins had not a word to say. AS he
says, business is the first consideration. "
"But how did Weltpin show that it
was a business NATTER"
"Why, you see, Higgins has for a
long time bought all Of his daughters
shoes at Weltpin's, and the girl is aw-
fully hard on footwear. As Weltpin ex-
planned to her father, if he married her
he would not only lose a profitable GUS
toner, but he would be adding a good
deal to his regular expenses. boston
Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
WAS A 70 FIGHT.
But Wanted an Understanding Before
Going to tle Wal.

But Wanted an Understanding Before
Going to tfe War.
"I've got to go with my regiment,
Millie,' said the inpetuous youth.
"That's all right cnoush. I'm not afraid
of war, and am wiling to go, butt
"Yes?" she said.
"But there are otter fellows that
ought to 60"
"To be sure. You ought not to have
to fight alone"
"You know what l mean, Mile.
There's jim Higginto,."
"What has Mr.. Hisgintop got to do
with yorr going to wlr?:"
"Notlilg, except that he doesn't go
"Well::"
Roy Roughrider ross and stood before
her.
"Millie Swackhamner," he said, in
a deep, rich, David Ward Wood voice,
"when a young manturns his back on
all that is dear to hin and goes forth
at the call Of his coun ny to fight its en-
emies, to suffer the hardships of carnp
life, to undergo all the perils of a cam.
paign in a tropical country, hunger, ex
posture, wasting fevers, venomous in
sects, deadly reptiles, tornadoes, earth
quakes and no cream in his coffee and
knows that o SNUG, dough faced rascal
Of a Jim Higgintop is staying here at
homo and making love to his girl, l tell
you it's pretty doggoned fought!
what Is it you want, Roy?" asked
the young woman. much moved by his
fervid eloqaence.
Il want you to promise me not to
permit that wall eyed pike Of a jim
Higgintop to come shopping around this
house while l am far away, risking my
life for my country and feeding on
canned goods
"Roy," impulsively spoke the maid.
Ell, edo you think ! could eve care fol
that empty headed idiot SO long-.st
long as-why, Roy"-and she pretend.
ed to busy herself in examining the fas-
Jennings of the top button of his coat
II think more of a pair Of your OLD
boots than | do Of the whole HiggintoI
family!'
"My ANGEL" r~apturously exclaimed
the young man, clasping her to his
heart, 81 will send a pair of my OLD
boots around tomorrow - Chicago
Trihnne
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13

the stomach, another pr the head, a third
for the lungs and so q; as if each particu-
lar symptom was a sparate dungeon of
misery to be unlockedrith its particu-
lar key; but the semitic, experienced
physician looks deepe and seeks the one
naster-key which unleks them all.
Thirty years ago ORR. V. Pierce, of Buff
falo, N. Y, found thewonderful Golden
Medical Discovery" wich has since made
him famous; 1t is TIL perfect master-key
which unlocks every lorture chamber of
weakness and pain a,ied by faulty action
of the digestive system 1t gives the stom-
ach and blood makingIlands power to pro-
duce the healthy b%loodvhich drives out all
impure disease germs md waste products,
and builds UP healthyissue, solid muscu-
lar flesh and nerve enegy.
Mr.. J. W. Brittin, of Clifton, Dewitt Co., ILL.,,
(P. o. Box 475), writes Tor over a year I was
troubled with liver compliant had no appetite,
could keep nothing on III .tomach and had
severe pains in my stoinacia1d bowels. I doc
tored with home doctors bit did not obtain re-
lief until a friend advised It to take DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery After taking four
bottles l think myself cutd, as l can eat any
thing l want and my iod never hurts me.
Thanks for your medicius. cannot say too
much in favor of them.
For constipated conditions DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets are tn best simple, CON
Portable laxative. The, never grippe. Ac-
cept no substitutes or ititations.
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ALFONSO INTERVIEWED.
The Boy King Cracks Some Joke That
Cause Trouble.

Aho Ivy ming SrhChs So"c oohoo AASs
Cause Trouble.
1t was a rainy day. l felt as proud as
a janitor reigning over his Harlem fiat
as l skipped up the magnificent Esco-
lera Principal, which led to the kings
palace and the gardeners sleeping apart
ment, | knocked several times, but no.
body came to the door. so | walked
down the stairway again (as proud, etc. J
an went around to the back entrance.
AtJer a terrific bombardment of several
hours | managed to wake up the cook,
who stuck her head out Of the door and
sweetly screamed:
"Oi tell yez thot we don't want any
abuses Of Their wurreld, or histories Of
Englind, or Dorray's galleries, orr
"But, madam, l am no book agent"
I implored, as she was about to slam
the door in my face.
"Thin wot is it yez want?"
81 would like to interview the king"
"Thin woipe yer feet, an Oi'll take
yez to ther kid"
So from the kitchen / was ushered
into the Salon de Embajadores, where
l sat on a soap box to await the boy
ruler of Spain. Hiss Suddenly l saw
him come sliding down the banister,
a page set in black silk on one side II
him and another page set in plea on the
other side.
"Have l the honor of confronting AL
fonso kip" l c%ourteously asked.
"Alfonso l2h instead Of thirteenth,
l guess"
"Why, what do you mean?" I impa.
tiently inquired.
"Well, you see, I've got to get III
other half-a better half. Ha, hal"
This bit of satire caused an innocent
butler to smile, and the king immediate
ly ordered the family butcher to cut his
head off, adding, "Do you think I crack
jokes for fun?'
Then l continued my interview:
"Do you. think the war is fuctuating
your industries:"
Certainly. Your American shots are
making real estate 60 up and shipbuild.
ing go down, but this may probably b'
due to England %loaning you her ship
"Her ship-what ship"
Friendship"
And just then a dynamite shell ex
ploded in the soap box and Immediately
killed the author Of this sad tale.-New
York Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
The Small Pupil on "war.p

My pa has gone to fight the Span
iards, an they amt been no row at Cur
house since he left. Ma says peace was
declared when he went. An pa-he
wrote home an said he thanks God for
war, as now he'll have a holiday, an he
said he hopes the war'll last ten years,
all then end so fur from home that he
can't get back, an when ma read that
she said, "Amen" They goes on thes
that way. But I guess if pa was killed
she'd put OH mournin for him an make
out like she was sorry. Men is curious,
but women is curiouser, an neither one
knows more'n they orter know.-At-
lanta Constitution.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
To the Army Mule.

To the Army Mule.
The war steed wins his need Of praise,
OFT sharing, on the shining page
OF history. fame's golden words,
Which are the hero's heritage.
In monumental brass he makes
A part Of glory's encourage.
A city once was named for him.
With thee, 0 mule, it is not thusl
No modern Alexandria, find
In thee a new Bucephalus.
Thou'rt nothing but a nondescript-
In life and death inglorious!
l mind me Of but one 'mong all
Thy kind who e'er on glory's track
Has made a record-only one,
And that the white mule Alborak,
Who, so tits said, bore Mohamnisd
To Ailah's heaven upon his buck.
The battle chargers shade no doubt
Neighs in valhalla's vestibule.
But meier u niche doth fame reserve
For thee, o Flooding army mulel
Thy ghost, among the demigods,
Would be a butt for ridicule!
Yet, though TO glory's camping ground
Fate meier for thee let down tho bars,
Though thou mays never be the noun
By which the hero seeks the stars.
strike my Tyre to celebrate
Thee, o thou toughest aid OF MarsI
Boston GlobA
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
A Sensitive Point.

GLOW dare you, sir, !" exclaimed SEN
ator Sorghum with indignation, ''insin-
uate that there are any mercenary mo-
tives connected with my opposition Of
Hawaiian annexation?'
"Well," was the reply, "that sus-
picion has been very freely expressed. "
ut is an injustice, sir, a palpable
injustice. No matter which way sugar
values go, / can make money and the
only thing that keeps me in line is a
lofty sense Of loyalty to the people who
give me the tip. "-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
l:d1n3M1I
Excursions
to the East.

II you contemplate going east this
summer, write at once for information
about the reduced rates offered by the
Burlington Route to-
Buffalo. .......... July 14-17
indianapolis. . Aug. 9-13, 1929
Cincinnati. ..... ~. Sep. $40
Omaha. every day
The above excursion rates are in many
cases nearly so per cent less than tariff.
G. w. ValIery, General Agent,
1899 nth st. Denver.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13

During the hot weather last summer
| had a severe attack of cholera morbus,
necessitating my leaving my business
says Mr.. G. A. Hare, of Hare Bros. Fin
castle, Ohio. 'After taking two or three
doses of Chamberiain's Collie, Cholera
and D%iarrhoea Remedy l was completely
relieved and in a few hours was able to
resume my work in the store. l sim
cerely recommend it to any n afflicted
with stomach or bowel trouble For
sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13

Our baby has been continually troubled
with collie and cholera infantum since
his birth, and all that we could do for
him did not seem to give more than tenn
porary relief, until we tried Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. Since giving that remedy he
has not been troubled. We want to give
you this testimonial as an evidence of
our gratitude, not that you need it to
advertise your m%eritorious remedy.-G.
M. Law, Keokuk, Iowa. For sale by A.
c. Ireland.
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"Why do you and Harold prefer a
buggy to a tandem wheel?" they asked.
even though a mar learns to ride
with his arms free," she replied blush
ing, "of what practical value is it when
one is on a tandem wheel?"
And it 80 happened that no one could
tell her. -Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
Cautious Man.

"Were you able to sell old Billions q
LOTT" asked the superintendent Of the
cemetery.
The agent shook his head.
"He was afraid he might not get the
full value Of it," he explained.
"But, hang it all, q man has got to
die some time" exclaimed the superin.
tendent.
"That's what I told him, but he only
answered, Suppose I should DO lost at
sea. '"-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
Not to Blame.

"Do you think it proper" said the
man who was trying to keep his tenn.
per, ito laugh at a man who slips IN a
banana peel by accident?"
well" replied the spectator apollo
getically, II laughed by accident too.
I didn't think of such a thing until !
saw YOU. detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13
Patient Waiting No Loss.

Mrs. Hardhead-The Daily Sweepem
is offering a cyclopedia, ten volumes Of
poetry and an atlas four feet square as
a premium to every subscriber.
MI. Hardhead - We've got books
enough now. Wait till they offer a
horse and buggy.-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-13

The Woman Who Had Just Moved
In-The first thing we want to do is to
tear down those old curtains those peo-
pie have left.
Her Husband-It seems you have no
reverence for the shades Of the depart
ed.-Cincinnati Enquirer.