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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
A Clever Trick,

1t certainly looks like it, but there is
really no trick about it. Anybody can
try it who has lame back and weak
kidneys, malaria or nervous troubles.
We mean he can cure himself right
away by taking Electric Bitters. This
medicine is purely vegetable, acts as a
stimulant to the Liver and Kidneys, is
a blood purifier and nerve tonic. 1t
cures Constipation, Headache, Faint
ing Spells, Sleeplessness and Melan-
choly. Try Electric Bitters and be
convinced that they are a miracle work
80 cents bottle at L. Taggart's.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
Fulton & PearSaii.

These up-to-date painters nave con-
solidated their business and may be
found at their shop in Parsons Ba2aar.
Both are practical painters and viii
give prompt attention to all work en-
trusted to them. Estimates furnished
for all kinds OF house, sign and deco
rative painting as well as wall paper
ing and frescoing. Especial attention
given to out of town orders. att.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
Hello

Did you say that you were not feel
ing well and that your stomach was
out of order? Well then, try a bottle
of Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin and you
are sure of relief Constipation and
indigestion cured Sick headache cur
ed. Greatest boon to mankind and is
being appreciated by thousands. 10c
will get you a trial size bottle. Larger
sizes SOC and S1.OO. Sold by L. Tag
CART. feb.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
Right in 1t.

That's where DR.. Caldwel's Syrup
Pepsin is. The greatest remedy for
the stomach that was ever put to-
gether. Absolutely vegetable with the
exception of the Pepsin. Are you con-
stipated? Then try Syrup Pepsin.
Have you indigestion or sick headache?
Then use Syrup Pepsin. Spend 1Oc for
trial bottle ard you will be convinc-
ed Large sizes so and S1.O0. A true
family remedy. For sale by L. Tag
gart. feb.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24

Children and adults tortured by
burns, scalds, injuries, eczema or skin
diseases may secure instant relief by
uring DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. 1t
is the great pile remedy. r. @. Dod-
son. 45-ly
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
additional Local NeWS.


2 party leaves Emporium next
Tuesday for Klondikc, headcl by
Harry Jewell, D. G. Powell, John
Fredette VIM. Tiebault and Chas.
Keifer, OF Austin. They expect to
join a large party at Erie on Wednes-
daV.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
The German Government proposes
to try to grow potatoes in Africa.
HOW TO FIND OUT.

Fill bottle or common water giaeS
with urin and let it stand tWenty-four-
hours; q sediment or settling indicates
q diseased condition of the kidneys
When urin stains linen it is positive
evidence of kidney trouble. Too fire.
uuent desire to urinate or pain in the
back, is also q convincing proof that
the kidneys and bladder are out of
order.
What to Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge SO
often expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp Root the great kidney remedy
fulfills every wish in relieving pain in
the back, kidneys, liver, bladder and
every part of the urinary passages. 1t
corrects inability to hold urin and scald-
ing pain in passing it, or bad effects fol-
lowing use of liquor, wine or beer, AND
overcomes that unpleasant necessity Of
being compelled to get up many times
during the night to urinate. The mild
and the extraordinary effect of Swamp
Root is soon realized. 1t stands the
highest for its wonderful cures ofthe
most distressing cases. If you need a
medicine you should have the best
Sold by druggists price fifty cents and
one dollar.
You may have a sample bottle and
pamphlet, both sent free by mail, upon
receipt of three two-cent stamps to
cover cost of postage on the bottle.
Mention CAMERON COUNTY PRESS and
send your address to DR. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y. The proprietors Of
this paper guarantee the genuineness
of this offer. 32-52-ly
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
---.< RD ~

That dark brown taste and horrid
breath you have in the morning is
caused by an inactive liver. Some
Incidence relieve for a while others
for few days, but Herbine cures, at
L. Taggart's.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
Ten in One.

Laxa Tea contains ten separat and
distinct herbs, each beneficial in itself
Try it and be convinced Of its merits
Guaranteed and sold by all druggists.
10 and 25 cents per package. 1872 15ly
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24

Liszt's great skill with the piano was
in part due to his immense industry.
For years he practised ten hours day.
Twelve million silk hats are made
annually in the United Kingdom,
worth five million pounds.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
1t is Disgraceful

TO allow your feet to become disfig-
ured, when Warren's Corn Cure never
fails Sold and guaranteed by all
druggists at 10 cents bottle. 1.32-14-ly
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24

Asiatic cholera was first supposed to
have originated from the consumption
of unsound rice, and was called ''the
rice disease
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
Easy to Get.

Warren's Corn Cure is easy to use
and never fails. Sold by all druggists
at Is cents bottle. 1-32-14-ly
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
ijISS0LJTiON NOTICE.

Tf7AI[E NOTICE E-That the late partnership
! of McInnes Gl Bliss is this day dissolved by
mutual consent, ana in the future the said busi-
Works" 10 whom all demands and accounts of
the late firm shall be paid
McINNES & BLISS.
Emporium Pa, Feb 10, 1898.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24

Marseilles has a 1O7 year old woman
who still earns her living by keeping
newspaper kiosk.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24

IN only three cases out of ten the
sight is equally good in each eye.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24

Lake Michigan signifies in the native
tongue "a weir for fish,
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24

The proposed Russian railway from
Merv to the Afghan frontier will be be-
gun very shortly
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
THE PHILADELPHIA
I ! I'M c. Z Z:
Why?
BECAUSE IT DESERVES THEM
Specimen Copies Sent e--Send for One.

,TEgSNIs5 DAILY, $500 per annum;
25 cents per month; delivered by car
riers for cents per week. SUNDAY
EDITION, 30 large handsome pages
224 columns, elegantly illustrated,
beautifully printed in colors, $500 per
annum; 5 cents per copy, Daily and
Senday, $500 per annun; 80 cents per
month.
Address all letters to
THE TIMES
Philadelphia.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
HuMI3@.. Il. Y 5 :

CJ1t.ilS
No. 1 Fever, Congestion.
No. 2 Worms.
No. 8 Infant,' Diseases.
No. 4 Diarr."0.
No. 7 Cough &, Colds.
No. 8 Headache.
No. 10 Dyspcpalo, 1ndigestlon'
No. II Delayed Periods.
No. 12 LeuchOrrea.
No. 13 Group.
No. IL Skin Diseases.
No. IS Rheunlatisnn.
No. 10 Catarrh.
40. 27 Kidney Diseases.
No. "a Sore Throat.
No. TT Grip 6, Hay Fever.
Dr.. Humphreys i.orcopathic Manual OF
Diseases at your DTut'is's or Mailed Free.
Sold by druggists g. crt on receipt OF s2.ts..
J0cts or 81. Humphi, Med. Co., Cor. William
and John SITS, New IOri.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-02-24
OUR SOUVENIR" seed COLLECTION

will also be sent without charge to all appIi
cants sending 10 cts. for the Manual who vii
state where they saw this advertisement
Postal Cad AnnIcaiinns VIII pecai,s In tt,n.;or
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
Gnmaz Won't Have it.

New York, April 1s-The Herald
prints the following as an extract from
a letter written by General Gomez &c
Consul Barker, United States Repre-,
sentative at Santiag' de Cuba and
which will be presented to President
McKiiley
Zone rear ago we received a piCpo
sal from Spain to agree TO an arms
tice. We refused then, as we nus re
fuse now. The rainy season Will soou
be at hand and SPANS troops woulo
like an armistice until it is over we
shall throw away no advantage oh
the other hand, | am anxious that nos
tilities shall cease, bat it must be for
all time. II Spain agrees to evacnste
Cuba, taking her flag with her l am
willing to agree to an armistice to last
until Oct. l, when loyal Cuoans shai'
come into their own.
.'Please tell President Mckinley this
for me; tell him, too, that | am writ
ing this at the direction of the CUBAN
provisional government with when
they may treat directly should they SO
desire, -
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
,nceudIarlsm at the College.

There was . mystery that surrounded
the origin of the fire at the !. |. sc.
last Friday and 1t was explained
until Monday evening when a second
fire occurred, 1t was believed at first
that the fire in the Proctor's office re-
suited from electric wires but an a
nation exonersted the electric light
and telephone companies from any
blame in the matter. 1t now develops
that the fire was a deliberate attempt
to burn the institxtion and the student
was detected in the second attempt n
confessed the diabolical crime and wa
sent home yesterday morning, Mr.. j.
T. Armstrong leaving this city at u
clock with her. The first attempt to
DESTROY the school was made Friday
afternoon last when a large amount of
paper in the Proctor's office was set on
fire. The fame. were discovered in
time to DO extinguished without any
sericu damage. The second attempt
to destroy the l, I. & c. was made
Monday afternoon. The spot selected
was on the 4th floor in the dormitory
building near the physical culture
room. 1t was late in the afternoon.
Fortunately the fire was discovered and
put out although the students were
thoroughly alarmed by the attempt.
Then followed, so it is said, the accuse
ton of the girl, her confession and all
the details Of the horrible affair. 1t is
supposed the girls mind was tempo
rsrily unbalanced by home sickness
and dissatisfaction. She reside IL
Winston county but her name could
not be learned, The College officials
Al extremely r~eticent about the deplor'
able affair and will not talk. Dispatch.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

In a Georgia case holding a barber Ii
able for a hat taken from the rack while
its owner was being shaved Chief JUS
tice Bleckley dissents. He says; ''1t
hath never happened, from the earliest
times to the present. That BARRIERS, who
are an ancient order Of small craftsmen
serving their customers for a small fee
and entertaining them the while with
the small gossip Of the town or village,
have been held responsible for q mis-.
take made by one customer whereby he
taketh the hat of another from the com
NOR rack or hanging place appointed
for all customers to hang their hats.
There is no complete bailment Of the
hat, the barber has no exclusive Gus.
tody thereof, and the fee for shaving is
too small to compensate him for keep
ing q servant to watch 1t. He himself
could not watch it and at the same time
shave the owner, while the loss Of one
hat would absorb his earnings for 6
whole day, perhaps for many days,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

Wall street stock gamblers have taken
advantage of the fluctuations of the wal
reports to make big money and some OF
them moved their quarters from New
York to the national capital. They
sson succeeded in establishing confiden :
tial relations with 1.-THE inside fellows
at the White House and banked heavily
ON the presidents peace policy, A
we'll posted correspondent says;
THE whole trouble with the mem
bers Of the Senate and the House of
Representatives is that they have not
been let in on the market. They real
ize that the men who are behind the
President. and who enjoy his conf
dence, have made a great deal Of money
out Of the stock market. and they are
naturally e%nvious. know that several
members OF congress have tried tc
crowd their way into the stock market,
but they do not stand in with the crowt
who are advising the president.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
Her Sacrifices.

IF war breaks out, - said the little
woman with the bright gray eyes, I'VE
must all do sonnet hing to help, We
can fight, Of course, but each Of us
a aid in some way. We must econo-
mize OF our pocket. money and buy nice
things for the wounded. We must re-
duce our extravagancies. We can buy
cheaper good, you know, and put less
material into our gowns
Yes" said the dreamy siil with
blue eyes II know what l can do. ]
can have my bicycle skirt cut shorter T.
And all the other girls said "Ohl"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
Death OF Col. D. p. BAR.

The sad intelligence Of the death Of a
former citizen Of this place, Col. D. P.
Blair, at his home in Atlanta, was re
ceived yesterday. His death occurred
Tuesday, April 18th. at moor and his
remains will be brought to this ,ity to-
morrow at noon when the funeral will
be held from the Presbyterian church,
the hour yet to be decided upon. Col
umbus Dispatch.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
SprIng Examination

Notice 10 hereby given to all persons
who contemplate taking the Noxubee
County teachers examination thi.
Spring, that said examinations will be
held ~ follows, to.wit:
For white teachers at the Court.
House on April 1 and . and 10 and IS,
1893.
For colored teachers at the coloret
school building. on April 8 and Q, ..
and %, 1893.
Each examination will comprise tw,
days and all applicants are hereby re-
questsd to By on hand promptly ct SO,
.. m. each day.
8. n. THOMAS,
County Supt. Education
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
dist Church

Mr.. Wallace Gay Of Warsaw, Ala,
committed suicide at his home recently
by cutting his throat with arazor Mr..
GAY had become respondent owing to
i'll health and financial troubles and his
mind had become unbalanced. Though
still a young mar he had been a good
citizen. and had gained the confidence
and esteem of his neighbors. The IN.
fortunate gentleman was a cousin OF H,
A. Gay and a nephew of Rev. G. Gay
of Portersyille .-Scooba Herald.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

Mr.. F. L. Kincannon the efficient
,ircuit clerk Of Lee county. and Justly
esteemed wherever known, was married
1t Holly Springs on Thursday. April I,
to Miss Mary Moon, the accomplished
daughter of the late Rev. E. H. Moon,
who wa. a prominent member of the
North Miss. Conference of the Metho'
dist Church.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
Law Ct the Umbrella,

The law as 20 umbrellas was settled
once for all by Lord Coleridge il a lead.
ing English case, His lordship held;
Umbrellas, properly considered, are
a part of the tmospheric or meteoro'og
ical condition, and, as such, there can
be no individual property right in them
In Samp ION vs.. Thompson. defendant
was charged with standing plaintiff 5
front steps during 5 storm and thereby
soaking up a large quantity of rain t.
which plaintiff was entitled. But the
court held that the rain was any mans
rain. no matter where it fell, 1t fol,
lows, therefore, that the umbrella is
any mans umbrella, In all ages rain
and umbrellas have gone together, and
there is no reason why they should be
separated in law. An umbrella may,
under certain circumstsnces-the chief
Of which IL possession-take on the at,
tributes OF personal property. just a. il
g mar set a tub and catch a quantity Of
rain water. that rain water will be con
>idered as his personal belonging while
it is his tub. Bntif the sun evaporate
the water and it is rained down again,
or if the tub is upset and the water
spilled, then the attribute of personal
ownership instantly disappears, So if a
man hold his umbrella in his hand il
may be considered a personal belong
ing, but the moment it leaves his hand
it returns to the great, general, indivis
BILE, common stock of umbrellas, whittier
the law will not attempt to pursue it. -
So fai as we know there has never
been a successful appeal from this deci
sion.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
The famous Lipscomb case will again

The famous Lipscomb case will again
be brought before the supreme court
Last Saturday afternoon the clerk Of
the court received a certificate from the
circuit clerk of Kemper county stating
that an appeal from the decision of that
court had been taken. 1t is not known
upon what grounds the case will be
fought this time as the briefs have moi
yet been received. 1t is thought how
ever, that the attorneys for the defense
will bring forward new t%echnicslitie'
which did not develop in the former
trial. Clarion Ledger.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

Gov. McLaurin appointed Mr.. A. P.
McCaskill to fill the vacancy in the
Board of Supervisors. caused by the
leath Of Mr.. Blythe. Mr.. McCaskill,
mas served the public in the same Office
ten n twelve years ago ant gave entire
sntisf elton to his constituents, and he
will now give strict and prompt atten'
ton to all the duties of this response.
BILE nnsition
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

During the progress of Easter services
in the chul ches of Morton. Miss, a fire
broke out in a drug store and all but
four business houses were destroyed and
they were saved owing to the IND be-
ing from the west. All had partial in.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
lay Of April, A. D 1898.


have made arrangements with broker
IN New isrk City thronxi, wE"m ! am ali.
70 place leans secured ~ y fret morixuv,
on improved farms for five years time,
payable IN instruments. At the rite or 10
per cent. interest per nnnlim. The rhury.
ior nbstracf and Inspection IL small aud n,
the expense o. the borrower.
you want cheap money. como In Al
o.se; = rs supply 4 limited
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
Motto Contractors

WIN NOtIUT FC'UTB
Sealed bids viii Lt receive first Mon
lay in May 1898, for the erect:o. If Il
steel bridge over H %ishuqra creek on he
Macon and Louisville tuti. Plan. nhd
specifications will be o. file in this ofE e
by April list.
The Board reserves the right 10 reject
any and all bids. BY orie, of the Dosri
o Supervisors Of Noxubee County,
z. T. DOR2OH, Chy Clerk.
mchl9 By c B. DoRRoH. n G
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

The Meridian papers publish the o.
der of exercises of the Epworth League
Convention, In yesterdays program
we find this mention:
Charity and Help Department devo'
tioual services by J. A. Randolph, Ma
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
atarday. April ,6. 1898.

In the list of those who passed an ex
mination before the State Board OF
,ental Examin RS we see the name OF
I. Al. Brame. Macon.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

Ex- Senator 10 Blackburn mad a stroke
of paralysis in Washington last week,
Immediately after his return fir I'M the
launching Of the new battleship at New.
port News where champagne and "sich
truck flowed like water. 1t is stated
chat he soon regained consciousness and
was believed to be out Of danger. A
stroke Of paralysis is a new name for it.
Mr.. Blackburn relate that, while on an
official mission to the Indian Territory
4 number of years ago. an Indian, who
discover, d him with a pint of whiskey,
offered him his h rise, gun and various
other personal effects in exchange for it
Upon being asked if he accepted the of
fer, the ex-senator with unfeigned ex
citement replied, Gracious. no; il
was the only pint | had Biloxi Her.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
4th Monday Of April A. b 1895
(UTATION NOTICE.

The State of Nissish,, nj
Matte Dew IN the Ch,pc.r,
NJ. 2025 W.. Court at t.r
Floyd Dew. County,
10 FLOYD Dew:
We command you 20 he and appear h..
FOR. the Ci,aumr.ior IT our sai,i Chanr,ry
Court 1t Il term thereof To lr h,ld.n the
court ll0ise IN the town Of Ma,.n, in ,p,d
county. on tn
4th konday Of ip II. A D 1908
h-n anI the I" pirii !. answer ar irmlir
- The original hili ia sgii r.t., whr,,ii,
you are %,lsfrmhaut.
Witnrs> my signature AID III seal Of sud
court nfi xed. this I.i. day Of An II. A H.,
1873. u. 7. DuRROiI. Clerk.
apl2-3t By Is. DURKOH. d 4.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

There is a time for everything; and
the time to attend to a cold is when it
starts. Don't wait till you have con
sumption but prevent it by using One
Minute Cough Cure, the great remedy
for coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis and
all throat and lnng troubles. T, S.
Murphey.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

Gen. Wheeler in a letter written
April 8, calls upon Gen. 5. d. Lee &c
come to the from; in case of wal Will
Snain He SAYS IF we have war know
of 40 one who will be more valuable Il
the country than yourself.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16
NOTICE.

'sAssON NOSsCE.
The : ate OF Mississippi
Ch,rley Siallings IN the Chanc.r,
No. 20li W. ourt of NoxuIs,
viva stallings. County.
To Viva stallings-
We command you to he and nppear befon
the Chancellor Of u sail Chanrery Cour,
At a term thereof to be holden ut the Coir,
House ~ the town Of Macon, In said conn.
", on the
9Th Monday Of April, A. D 1898.
then aud there to plead. answer or denim
10 The hill Of complaint in said cause where.
in y0il are defendant.
witness my signature aud the seal nj .n,,'
Court affixed. this 9th day %: March. 4. u.
'Sse. q. 7. DOskOH.
mcniz'St Clerk.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

Prosperity comes quickest to the man
whose liver 10 in good condition. Des
Wits Little Early Risers are famou I.
little pills for constipation, biliousne.s.
indigeslion and ell stomach and liver
truuur dsST .Mhesy.s
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

There is plenty Of water n the river
md In the creeks. now 20 If You 20 j
fishing remember Heinrich can furnish
ron with enough iisning tackel 4
e1hdh evsry lah IL TIE water,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

he hs-
49,: y; aZM4Zzzzzw !:: Il,

A Perkins. of Antiquity o., was
for 80 wears needlessly tortured by ply
sicians for the ctre of Eczema. He wa,
quickly cured by using DeWitt's Witch
Halle Salve. the famous healing salve
for piles and skin diseases. rs Murphy.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

Mrs. Mary Bird, Harrisburg. Fa.
says. my child is worth millions TO
me: yet ! would have lost her by Group
had not invested 25 cents in a bottle Of
One Minute Cough Cure. It cures
coughs. colds and all thr Dat and lung
troubles. rs Murphey.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

By a vote of 1922 to 10, the House
passed "A resolution direJtins the PreSl
dent TO intervene ut once TO stop INT
war in Cuba, The negatives were
mostly from Georgia and Alabama.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-04-16

A German astronomer claims to have
iscoyered that u Earth has two sat
ll;tes. The lately discovered one is a
mall potatoe, however, and doesn' cut
much ice.