New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-03
THE TALK or THE DAY.

After the Sermon HigginsDr. Wordy's delivery
IS SO rapid th3 h, reminds you Of an express tram
Wiggins-Ye5: but he is sadly deficient In terminal
facilities.
she-Don't you think Mrs. wapsley Is beautiful
Hc~she is a beautiful woman-the most beautiful
woman I think that have ever seen.
She fter he has gone)--I wonder II he has always
been such fool or whether i mas just oesun ~
grow on him latey.-(Cleyeland Leader
Some Philadelphia cergymen discussed the Man
ners OF Ministers" the other day Or. Johnson OF
Grocer Seminary said he objected seriously 10
seeing a minister In the pulpit cross his legs ana
Dull one foot up above the other knee DR.. f. b.
Palmer agent OF the Baptis. Home Missionary So
cety arose to the Baptist clergy against eat
Ing with their knives. He also expressed nimseit
as opposed TO the custom many ministers have OF
nraying with their hands behind their backs. DR..
Hvland said It always grated upon him TO observe
any one in the pulpi, open his jackknife and slice
off small piece of tobacco and stow 1t in his cheek
as he had once seen done
The National capital is enjoying the presence OF
Two Presidents and halI' as II nes sun,,ons
OF state are progressing h,Han,y P iesne III
Kney presiding A. the Arnston ,nr 5 o,s
stay. while at the same house former President 81,
re cbid n is not often that Washington has such
an array OF Republican Executives and former Tx
ecutives at one time.-(Troy Times
Gadzooks-We don't seem 10 hear anything about
those voting machines that were invented few
years ago
Zounds-Great Scott! man. don't you read the
papers? The State OF NewYork has TWO OF them
in the United States Senate.
Haven and Hartford Railroad has been taking care
of twenty old cannon. These anuquated pieces OF
otGer on the ire OF the road and stored wherever
there room for them. The road now hnds tnat
lie III, . . na ha [ hi
have got to go Mayor quincy has been appealed
TO as the person most likely TO know what should be
done with the big guns The cannon belong 10 the
Joseph Warren Monument Association, and the road
YS5 Oig" tho Boston Yard for Time until It was
found to utilize the room they occupied
(Boston Transcript
In the Protestant cemetery at Caen. surrounded
with yew and cypress trees there is tomb which
has Just been restored thanks to the attention OF
the pastor. NJ Bourgeois The stone bears these
words: "In memory OF George Brummel esq. who
departed this NE on the 2sh March. 1910. aged 62
years" The tomb contains the remains OF ahe
noted fayorte OF George ". The melancholy
charm which attaches to kings in exile clings in a
certain fashion 70 the memory OF Beau Brummel..
When on account OF hts famous command to the
Prince 10 ring the bell" he had fallen into dis
grace ne was obliged to endure an exile OF twenty
years in France II ended at Caen where the last
sad scenes OF the comedy. the drama OF fashion.
were played
firm in Boston has as, adopted an insenlous and
yeXauous manner OF adVertisins A sireu,ar Is ad-
mailed unstamped The postman delivers II and
asks for TWO cents. You open. read. swear-in some
form or other-and promise yourself 70 avoid the
shop for the rest OF your natural life. But the
name OF the firm sticks in your mnd.-tBoston
Journal
we are mad" excaims the editor OF a paper
In the backwoods OF Tennessee. Darn the people!
How can they expect us. out here. twelve miles
from A railroad twenty-five miles from a river
millions OF miles from heaven, about two miles
from the devil and about two hundred yards from
a whiskcy shop. to get out lively spaperr'
one Connecticut newspaper man has way OF
spaaklng the names OF papers In an Abbreviated
style. The Merden Rep" and The Middletown
10 ZONE o amusing aobrevia;ions There would be
The Norwich Bull, and The Norwich wree eek, ="
! New-Havan Jeer and Coo" The New Britain Her. ;"
''The bridgeport Tell" The HarLford Coor,' and
The Ansonia Scent Happily. 'Ihs Day ID ex-
| empI-(New- London Day.