The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-03-20
Along the Kansas Nile.

The most cruelty mangled axiom known
to Kansas Is. "A new broom sweeps
| Clean The Populist party killed If.
It seems like General Caldwell. after
arriving at Hierofngo, Costa Rico. would
have let a carrier pigeon loose to give
Kansas some sign that ne got there.
It would never do TO nominate foun-
dryman for governor. with an due respect
TO John Seaton. There would De a suE-
gestion Of steel about his whole admins
tration.
George" said the Kansas farmer who
had been reading the naval maneuvers at
Key West 10 the hired man. Pipe up the
rat-lines and set and brace the ubboom
OF that Windmill
Kansas is determined that no canGi-
date for Office in case Of war viii be al
lowed 10 talk about elastic currency. The
peopIe will demand an explanation 81 Why
he isn't out fighting for his country. with
a less elastic tongue
II was natural that a Kansas boy should
invent the rapidly disappearing gun car
rage. He got the idea from a Kansas
iack-rabbit as 81 unbuckles IT'S hind-legs
and squats while the shot scatteTs harm
lessly Ia the air overhead
There is nothing else 20 do said the
tramp. trying 10 detach himself from the
rot,lnd surface OF the earth and fan out
into space. War IN Cuba, the police in
New York. ice IN Klondlke and work iu
Kansas. ! will have % leave tha Whole
sphere"
IN case ~ an early and severe reverse
OF our troops the Spanish could easily
take Warrington And j. may BE- stated
FOR the benefit II the fellows who d.lr
secure posiofnces in Kansas tnat j.. brs-
De- f~ 81 b. TT
the river
Look AZ that poor man Hai5 enc citi-
zen 10 another yesterday He BE- mise ~
ali the fun a this war excitement
WHY. what's the matter. cant be read
-Oh. yes be can read. D1t hes deaf ard
DUMB and be can't give his views On
the street"
4.Mandv." said the Kansas man. hauling
IN bis horEes IN the back yard. 'th.-Ea
are getting warm between taiz country
and spain People are already a-Fsft-H-
fug weapons on ths fences. Down the
road I saw man painting tie sign Get
EfottIezorth spain killer.
Discretion may 30 the bettsr izst q
valor.- remarked one man a1o sal3 be
ds9n-t waat any uaI 81 ta bz: ia my
case I am Easng % prove fhat ineiscrc-
tion IL tae better part = c5z aT1lce ara
golng % cal lo91iy 10 Vengeance on
SPAN and run for az ofsce
Related the Old veteran yesterday
Back .a Guy town i1 Ihirois. l-s- before
the war broke ogt- there Wsre thiTty sii-
gsbae Eusn for enlistment Wei iorE te-
fore TIE zsr tzectT -r.iDs q Es Esst ire
slr blue calling for gore TIE sHce5tie1
sras william HiRg3rE fiEEtns 1adr't ray
much Ee d31nt bi9w Iis G51at s1Grt
against the s0ufn. he liHtsosd 20 t-e resf
= fhe fellows caterEaG-lrz shost ske.r
patriotism. bgi ne gsst k=9s SIN We.
Nasa tie caEl cane fhe cCur1zLifY f-4FE-
- 20 sa feilggs ard looke4 foafiy spga
- ard re lad % srllzt- That p-saae.
ere coznurlty. Tor = had seru Fea1rf@3
zFDun1 tat TIE fe3ows =ao cIsrn1-s1
saosT f0- SaT Wsre gs1zl3F f5e Err fet-
lovs - back czt Tasn N3lzis-e HEErs
vas asked 20 volunteer ara sz1oGts ~
r-zcfse hlu r. - one - ,1asz eses ustsreF
wnoas verT s1ll uusi1 be- stfrFe1 Efh
YztTloftEza- Bst 81 el31f sssf Na-tA
csat Re Efsdtes awzlza ard taH-s aa1s
Z Ease Efgfsed cFsr tAe 4sraTiasn f1f
-l0rfas Ana ! ara axA4fat zaE f'ros-
fAat sHperferscs zaes fAas ths fress
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