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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06
Fatal Street Rencounter.

WILKEsBARRE, Pa, Aug. Michael
Sea and Joseph Caput, who have
threatened to kill each other on sight,
met on the street in Hazelbrook,
with the result that Sea is dead and
Caput is in Jail. AS soon as Caput got
within range Sea fired two shots and
missed. Before ne could fire again
Caput sent bullet through Seas head.
The police had difficulty in protecting
Caput from Seas friends, but st last
succeeded in locking MIN safely in jail
here
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06
Has Troubles OTHER Own.

ANDERSON, Ind. Aug. GA queer
complication has arisen in this city and
Nine. Millie-Christine, the freak two.
headed woman, is in serious trouble,
her hotel keeper holding her because
she will not settle for board for both
heads instead of one. She uses both
mouths and it is claimed she eats enough
for two ordinary women. Some time
ago she had similar trouble with q
railroad conductor who insisted upon
her paying for both heads.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06
Row in CanD,

JACKSONVILLE, Fla Aug. 6.-Filst
Sergeant Shelter and Private Garrett,
Second Alabama regiment, engaged in
quarrel over the location OF tents yes
terday. 10 the alteration, Private
Robinson drew his bayonet from his
belt and plunged it in CARROTS side
just below the heart. Garrett struck
Robinson over the head with bottle,
but caused no serious damage. Gar
rett is in the city hospital, and will
probably die. All the parties are mem
bers of the same company.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06
Adrift in a Storm.

PENSACOLA, Fla, Aug. 6-The steamers
William J. Ke5s,r and Nimrod towing the
dredge Herndon and scows from Mobile 10
Dry Tortugas, while fifteen miles off Cape
San Bias, on Tuesday night encountered a
terrific storm. The Nimrod's hawser parted
and the dredge and q crew of twenty-six men
went adrift aud are probably lost. The Kew
ser foundered and Captain Allen and the
of the crew were lost. The survivors OF the
Keyser reached shore in an open boat and
were picked up and brought here by fishing
smack. The Nimrod is now helpless in St,
Joseph harbor.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06
MEDICINAL.
WHILE THE WAR LASTS

All who march, walk or stand, should ST +.
into their shoes Aliens Foot-Esse, q powte-
1t cures aching, tired, sore, swolel feet. s,t
makes tight or new shoes essy 1t a5.or.l
moisture, and prevents chatting, hot, sma,i;rs
blistered, Sweating feet Ali the regular Arm,
troops and navy men use il YoluEtee-s p!
hot climates csn't exist in comfort witboy, +,
Aliens Foot.Ease is sold by all druggists sI -
shoe stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. A.
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06

EVEN NOW, 81 years after the
battle of Manassas, the Northern repub
lican press say the Confederate, great
ly outnumbered the federal army in
that battle. That it did not is proved by
the attested records of the war between
States; and, besides, only small part
of the Confederate right was engaged
in that battle, the result OF which, ex-
cept for the monumental mistake of the
Confederate commander in not advanc-
ing at once upon Washington, would
have changed that of the whole war.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06
BUCKLIN's ARNIcA sALvE.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chappsd Hands,
Chilblains, Corns and all Skin Erup-
lions, and positively cures Piles, or no
)ay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by
Ernest l.. Allen
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06

1t has been learned that il5 LI p.r
regiment OF "immures, Co!. j. d, 49, 49,.
commanding, is not an IMMUNE ne ~
iment, aud that large majority ~ ras
men enlisted never saw a case Oh a. I'd
fever. This regiment is no" o'' MI
to Santiago, and the wires . 't W. b.
with kilograms from AiIan." s ~
purpose OF having the order Te'0N
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06

More thsn twenty million freq samples of
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve have been dis
tributed by the manufacturers. Whist better
proof of their confidence in it's merits do You
want 1t cures piles, buns, scalds, sores in
the shortest space Of time C, G. Lennon.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06
THE MARIA TERESA FLoATyD.-

The MARIA TERESA FL0ATED.-The Mer.
rift Wrecking Company of Norfolk has re-
ceived adyices from Santiago that make it
certsin that the Infsnta Maria Teresa is now
hoated and is found to be in fairly good con.
dition IS to her machinery and boilers She
will shortly start for Norfolk under her own
steam Another expedition on the wrecking
steamer Chapman will be sent south next
Monday or Tuesday, carrying four immense
pontoons, especially intended for raising the
Cristobel Colon.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06

especially by those of the G. A. r. at
Philadelphia, who, apparently, have
more respect for their old enemies-who
are to be made public show OF at an
admission fee OF ten cents-than the lat
ter have for themselves, it is hardly
probable that many rightthinking Con-
federates will accept the invitation.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06

A NORTHERN republican newspaper
says with peace ruling the land, pros.
perity will thrive" If this be so, why
was the rule of peace so unnecessarily
disturbed by the rude blast of horrid
-or
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06
BAsERALL.-The fo!lowin.

BAsEBALL.-The following .ae 7'-'
Of The National League gsmes if-' !t,..-.
day Washington y, Cieye.a Hs'
York 9, Cincinnati . Cueuns1 N''
York ] Pittsburg 3, Phiisdcf.s -
Louis 8, Brooklyn l Bait more d. a''
l; Chicago 5, Baltimore o. Lo-s'
Boston 2. The following is The s.aAi.--
the clnhs.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06

Truth wears we'll People have learned
that DeWitt's Little Early Risers are reliable
little pills for regulating the bowels, curing
constipation and sick headache. They doLI
gripe. C. G, Lennon.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06

sale of a an salye in the word. d.. . .a.
its merit has led dishonesl ne uis
to counterfeit it. Lookout !o' - WI ..
attempts to deceive you @.'- me arss'
DeWitt's Witch II Eel save 49,
cure, @, q. Lennon.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06

AS THE proposed visit of Confed-
crate Camp at Richmond to G. a. R.
Camp ct philadelphia is opposed by the
wiser men in both those organizations,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06

To.day's Schedule :-Wssh'utie- 81 1.-
land at Philadelphia Phist a' o. =.
csgo; Boston at Cincinnati h.a y.r
Louisville; Baltimore at Pi.i-.''=
York at st. Louis.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1898-08-06

war
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25
TERMS OF suBsCRIPTION
Invariably in advance.)
RATES OF ADVERTISING.

cnr Square tten lines) First Insertion. IS 90
Each Subsequent Insertion. on............... 20
Orders for Subscription, Advertising and Job
Work will receive prompt attention.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25
DON'T srop TOBACCO.
How to care Yourself while Using

htOW W h1hfFNa -
The tobacco system habit grows on
man until his nervous system Is
seriously affected, impairing health,
comfort aud happiness. To quit sud
denly is to severe shock to the sys-
ten, AS tobacco, to an inyeteratc user
be,omes stimulant that his system
continually Graves. Baco-Curo is n
scientific cure for the tobacco habit.
in all is forms, carefully compounded
after the formula of An eminent Berlin
Physician who has used it in his pri-
vate practice since 1872, with without
failure, purely vegetable and gunr-
anteed perfectly harmless. You can
uee all the tobacco you want. while
taking Baco-C euro. 1t will notify you
when to stop. We give written
guarantee to permanently cure any
case with three boxes nr refund the
money with 10 PER cent intsreis
Baco- Culo is not Substitute, nut a
scientifc cure. that cures without the
aid of will power aud with no incon-
Venience. II leaves the system as
pure and free from nicotine as lhe da,
you took your first chew or smoke
Sold by all druggists. with our irou.
clad guarantee. 81 go per box. three
boxes. Qhirty days treatmert,) } 50 80
of sent direct upon recent of price
SEND SIX TWO-CENT STAMPS
FOR GAMPLE HOX BOOKLET
AND PROOFS FREE. Eureka
Chemical & Manufacturing Company
Manufacturing CheIhists, La Crosse,
Wisconsin
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25
PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY
X. c. BLOSSOM, Probyet0y.
f. f. Woolcock. Editor

Having superior advantage of be-
ing an actual resident of Nevada for
thirty-three years, I am prepared to
handle all classes of Real and Per
sonal property, gold, silver, copper,
.ead, and iron mines, farming and
grazing lands, water rights and deal
er in cattle, horses, mules, sheep
and hogs.
Parties wishing to buy or sell any
kind of property, will do well to
make their wants known to the un-
dersigned. ]. A. Blossom,
Battle Mountain, New.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25
NEVADA COMMISSION,

The Mississippi and international Congress composed of dele
the Mississippi River The idea
this originated chat Congress its session at Omaha 1893
and the National Commission
bedg Com
Of the Most of the Trans
well the gathering exhibits from he
respective them have made liberal appropriations while
exhibits through private enterprise
H Maxm Of Reno has made arrangements whereby
Nevada exhibits shppe from point the State along the line
# to all
aerised with the Exposition
o.
fromw aid exhibited and
close the expoaton free of expense to the exhb-
should everthn exhibition
line the rr d full description should be
Commissioner Of the VIII turn will notify
duron Apply County Representative fo'
don't let this oppornity of advertising the re-
of N.Anca liz
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25
NJ. G78.
APPLICATION FOR A PATENT.
UNfTKD STATES LAND OFFICE,
Carson City. Nevada, Dec. oath, lse
No. 46.

NJ Office Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT w.
~ f. Dean. through his Attorney In fact,
ID. J. Bousfeld whose p. o. address Is Dean,
Lander county, Nevada. has this day filed
his application for patent to the
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25

We have taken the agency for the
Worlds Celebrated Poultry Cure.
Knowing that most of poultry in this
country require health restorer. we
have succeeded in getting the agency
of the above medicine, to De mixed
with feed, which divesis poultry of
disease and vermin and causes them to
furnlsd fresh eggs constantly. Try it,
aad have fresh eggs and some of that
delicious Rex ham that we have the
exclusive agency for.
Blossom & Blossom
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25
L.. G..

Eureka Chemical Mfg Co., La Crosse, Wis.
Ss: have been tobacco hend Tor and during the
smoke fifteen regularly My
whole became affected until physician told me must give
the so-eaed
Not other hut without
until learned "RACO CuRO Three weeks day
and consider myself completely
health and tie lobe craving for tobacco which
smoker fully has completely left consider
your "BAc0 CuRO' SIMPLY wonderfully and fully mmend
Yours very truly, c. w HoRNIcK
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25
Jusiicions Advertising

GREAT rs many new business:
ENLARGES many an old business:
PRESERVES many large business;
RENlNES many n dull business;
KESCrES many lost business;
SAVES many a falling business;
SECU RES success In any business.
To advertise judiciously," use
the columns OF the NEvADAN. 1t
circulates extensively throughout
Lander and adjoining counties, be-
s;des ali over the Coast.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25
KEYSTONE QUARTZ


claim. consisting of 1900 linear feet of the
Keystone lode bearing silver with surface
ground GOO feet in width, in Lewis Mining
District, county of lander, State of Nevada,
and described as follows:
L. s. Mineral Survey No. 1872, Township 30
R I5 EMDM.
Beginning at Post l, U 1892, which Is
identical with original location corner No. J.
whence the \ cor OF Township % 10 r.,
NJ D NJ. bears 81 deg 10 min f 3sl5 feet dis
tant, Post of May Day Consolidated Mine
IL 81 l7l7) bears S 80 deg 03 min f 917 IT. dis
| tant, location point where notice is posted
bears Il deg 50 min W l0ii fl. distant
Thence % deg 90 min 600 it. to Post 2.
whence cor No. ? of original location bears
n q deg 20 min 81 IT, distant.
| Thence 81 deg 10 min w 1900 It. TO Post 8.
| Thence S % deg 20 min W 600 1t. to Post 4.
whence cor No 4 of original location bears
n 81 deg 40 min w 10 it distant.
Thence 81 deg 40 min L 1900 TT. TO Post
| the place ofbeginning. Area 20 6G1-1000acres
| Magnetic Variation IL deg 30 min 4.
The posts of claim are AKA inches square
pine posts, properly scrbed, are AZ It. long,
set y to Is inches in the ground and each
surrounded by mound of earth and stones
about IT. high.
Adjoining mine the Postal, " next nearest
mine MAY Day Consolidated above men,
toned, owned by w. +. Dean, aforesaid.
Record OF the location of this mine Ia
made in the office of the Recorder OF Lander
county, at Austin. in the county and State
aforesaid.
Any and all persons claiming adversely any
portion of said Keystone Quartz claim, mine
OF surface ground are required to file their ad.
verse Claims with the Register of the United
states Land Office at Carson City, in the
County of orlnsby, State of Nevada, during
the sixty days period of publication hereof,
, or they viii be barred by virtue of the
provisions of the Statute.
o. IL. GALLUP, Register.
1t is hereby ordered that the foregoing No
tice OF Application for Patent be published
. | for the period OF ten consecutive weeks In
@ the CENTRAL NEvADAN, a weekly newspaper
i published at Battle Mountain, Nevada.
o o. Ii. GALLUP, Register.
y December = D.,
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25
How to
Advertise

Here is a straight tip
from a newspaper called
Brains: "rhere is only one
right way to advertise and
thet Is to hammer your
name, your business and
your location so constantly
So insistently and SO thor
oughly into the people s
heads that if they walk IN
their sleep they will in
stincti, elyturn their heads
toward your store. y
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1898-08-25
NOTICE TO wnOu sT NAY CONCERN

We, having purchased the Nc
Beth band of horses, branded thus
sa.snT s do hereby authorize all parties
y having in their possession or
claiming any of said horses to bring
them TO the undersigned and prove
title to the same and also have
item vented.
Blossom & Blossom,
Battle Mountain New
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-01-29
Masaue Carnival.

AT the masque carnival last evening
the following were the prizes and win
ners: First prize, most elegant cos
tune. gentleman, metal frame mirror.
j. w. Leedham: second most elegant
costume, lady, bisque atomizer, Miss
Leonora Finch; third, best sustained
character, gentleman. pair Il. IL y.
skates, w. Kemp; fourth. best sus-
tanned character lady. pair Il. & h.
skates, Miss Cora Featherly; fifth, best
figure skater, gentleman, small double
mirror, w. Jones; sixth, best figure
skater lady, half pound bottle fine per-
fume, Mrs. Duncan Johnston; seventh
most graceful skater, gentleman,
leather toilet case. NJ. Downey; eighth,
most graceful skater. lady, French
plate mirror Mrs. Kerr: ninth. most
comical costume. gentleman, fine pocket
knife, II. Louis: tenth, most comical
costume, lady, album, Miss Mary Saw
age.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-01-29
Washington the Greatest Figure of the
First Congress.

There was one man there that day
who had made no speeches and drawn
no resolutions. but who. nevertheless,
was better known than any of them,
and. alone, among them all had sol
dier's fame won on hard-fousht fields.
There was not much need 10 point him
out for he was the typecf man that COM
mands attention and does not need
identification Very tall and large adj
mirably proportional. with every sign
of great physical strength: a fine head
and face of power. with strong jaw
and mouth accurately closed calm
and silent with a dignity which inn
pressed everyone who ever entered his
presence, there was no need To tell the
onlookers that here was Colonel Wash
ington. What he had done they knew.
What he was yet 10 do no one dreamed.
but such was the impression he made
on all who came near him that we may
easily believe that the people who gazed
AT him i'm the streets felt dumbly what
Patrick Henry said for those Who met
him in the congress. Washington Is un-
questiOnably the greatest OF them all.
Prom The Story Of the Revolution.
by Senator Henry Cabot Lodge. IN the
January Scribner's.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-01-29

Levers: Mr.. Belts, the organist of st.
Mildreds, Wilson Enos: Paxton. conf
dental clerk of Van Buren, & Creighton
Frank c. Thompson; Cain. a thing of
shreds and patches George McQuarrie.
Phyllis Lee, servant. in love with
Dick, Selene Johnson; Bess Van Buren,,
tired of dolls and ready for beaux. Flea
nor Robson; Mrs Camilla de Peyster
who dabbles in stocks. AIadge Carr
Cooke; Mrs. Van Buren,, the rectors
mother. Phosa McAllister: Sophie maid
at the rectory, Lille Wrenn: Ann Cru
ger. New York girl. Blanche Bates.
The Frawley company concludes its
engagement to-day At the matinee
this afternoon An International Match
Will be played. and this evening sac.
one of the strongest plays in the Fraw-
ley repertoire Tomorrow the Frawley
company will leave for Salt Lake
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-01-29
HOW TO GET THEM.
A Great Demand for the Standards
kloDdike Book.

A Great Demand FOR the Standards
kloDdike Book.
The only way to get the beautiful
views of the klondike, the only book of
the kind yet out. is to pay so for
years subscription to the Standard in
advance. The following correspond
ence explains itself:
st. Paul, Mimi, Jan. 81 1898
ITO the Standard Publishing Company,
Butte, Mont:
Dear Sirs-The attached letter ex-
plains itself. Will you kindly advise
me how | may obtain one of your beau
tiful books. and greatly oblige, Yours
respectfully, up. E. PAULSEN.
Great Northern Railway"
Chicago, Jan. "a, 1893
ITO Mr. P. z. Paulsen, Great Northern
Railway. st. Paul, Mimi:
Dear Sir-In reply to your favor of
the 2lst inst. will state that Photo
graphic Views En- Route to the klon-
dixie was made for the Standard Pub
fishing company of Butte, Mont, and
we have none of them on hand at
the present time. You will likely be
able to secure one of them by address,
ing the Standard Publishing company.
Yours very truly,
wv. b. CONKEY COMPANY"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-01-29
THE CHARITY BALL. f"
The FrawIey Company Arouses Great En-
fhusiasm

The Charity Ball. was presented by
the Frawley company last evening at
Maguire's opera house To an audience,
which, so far as enthusiasm is con-
cerned. was never surpassed in Butte.
The play is probably The best which Is
given by the Frawleys. and the audi
ence last evening manifested its appr0-
val by thunderous applause. Frank
Northing. as the rector of st. Mildreds.
assumed the part which has most en-
deared him to the Butte public. In the
third act he exhibited dramatic ability
which brought the tears to the eyes of
all who had the pleasure of seeing the
play, and in fact it is doubtful if there
has ever been exhibited in Butte a
grander representation than the third
act Of The Charity Ball"
Mr.. Worthing was most ably assisted
by the following cast: Dick Nan Buren,
frm of Van Buren, d Creighton. Wall
street, known as The Earthquake T.
Daniel FrawIey, Judge Peter GuerneE
Knox. left over from past era, unable
10 catch up with the present. II. u
Blakemore: Franklin CrnEer. the king Of
Wall street, Herbert carr MI CreiEh=
ton, junior partner of Nan Buran &
Creighton. George E-swnrth; Alec Rob
iHsou, ambitious To b. dubbed au
change Alexander the Great" William
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-01-29
THE WHOLE GANG.
Three More Boys Arrested for Stealing
Brass suction Pipes.


Deputy Sheriff Charles Ray arrested
three more boys last evening In con-
nection with thefts of brass suction
pipe from the works of the Butte q
Boston company at MeaderVille, and il
is now thought the whole gang of
youthful depredators have been appre-
hended. Harry Cosgrove and Will Pog-
lase, the two boys whose cases of
grand larceny We're continued in JUS
tice Laurandeau's court yesterday
We're the other members of the gang.
The boys arrested yesterday were Will
liam kitto, Olaf Wenger and Angus
Mcleod.
The first instance of this peculiar
kind of thievery began last summer,
when a length of expensive brass sue
ton pipe was stolen from the works. In
the early part of this month two more
lengths of the pipe We're missed. and on
investigation the gang of boys We're
suspected. 1t appears they gained ac-
cess to the works by telling Waterman
Jack Murphy when no one else was
around that they We're friends of his
brother. Detective Murphy. Getting in
side they waited their opportunity, and
loaded the pipe on car, and pushing II
out on the dump rolled the pipe down.
They then loaded IL OH some kind of
conveyance and hauled II away. De-
tective Murphy and Deputy Sheriff Ray
tracked the conveyance to the home of
young Cosgrove and arrested him.
Later the Poglase boy was caught.
and last evening the other three We're
taken in All FIVE of the boys are be-
tween 10 and IS years or age. kitto,
Wenger and Mcleod We're arraigned
last evening on a charge of grand lar
ceny before Justice LauFandeau. They
all demanded preliminary hearing.
which was set for Feb. Z. Being un-
able To furnish $500 bonds each. they
4TaA1f cd n hA inh
Young Cosgrove and Poglase are out on
bonds.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-01-29
ADDITIONAL COUNSEL.
| The County Attorney Has No Objection
to Its Employment by the Board.

The County Attorney Has No Objection
to Its Employment by the Board.
]. V. Long, chairman of the board of
school trustees, called at the Standard
office yesterday to say that there is a
misapprehension relative to the posi-
ton of the county attorneys office in
regard to handling the suit between the
trustees and Soss & Co. high school
contractors.
The county attorney did not ask us
10 employ additional consel." said Mr..
Long. Il preached the subject of get
ting additional counsel and Mr.. Con
molly replied that while they would de-
vote to the case all the time necessary,
two heads are better than one. and if
we chose to employ outside counsel the
county attorneys office would have no
objection: They did not. however, ask
US to employ assistant counsel
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-01-29
His Arithmetic Correct.

At Il recent school examination III Lon
don an inspector was determined To get
correct answer from "a phenomenally
duh boy. so he said
III your teacher gave YOU two rabb' t.
and / gave you one how many would
yoH haye2''
-Four SIR replied ihr lod
impossible replied tn, inspector g.
ling impatient. "fwu and one cannot
make four
PLEASE sir" said tie lite fellow
II ye got one already