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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04
Iowa Patent ONCE Report.

DES MONIES, Ia, Jan. 24.-Upon
the complaint of some person to me
unknown and who may be envious or
jealous of the business done in the
Iowa ent Office, or, who may be
m%aliciOhs, the acting commissioner,
Hon. A. P. Greeley, is violating Off
cial rules by directing correspond
ence in some instances to applicants
and not to us, their attorneys, and by
such arbitrary and unlawful action
causing delay in the transaction of
business and possibly frightening
some timid inventors to pay others
for doing work that they have already
paid for. Inventors who may receive
communications relating to applica-
tons for patents which have been pre-
pared in the Iowa patent Office, and
for the prosecution of which We have
been paid for and authorized by them
are therefore requested to forward
such communications to us for such
attention as they merit. Valuable in
formation about obtaining, valuing
and selling patents sent free to any
address. THOMAS G. ORWIG,
Originator and Proprietor of tn, Iowa
Patent Office.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

The attention of our readers is call
ed to the advertisement of the John
A. Salzer Seed Co., which appears else
where N this issue. Those who expect
to make any seed purchases will make
a mistake not to write this concern.
They are thoroughly reliable, and are
the largest seed growers in America.
It is advisable to make seed purchases
without further delay, as the season is
rapidly advancing. The John A. Sal
ger Seed Co. will send their interesting
catalogue for 3 cents in stamps to de-
fray the postage. They have made
numerous offers this year, which de-
serve consideration.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

help her, and from the first we noticed q
decided change for the better, and after
three months treatment her health was SO
greatly improved you would not have re-
cognized her. She gained in flesh rapidly
and soon was in perfect health. The medi-
cine used was DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People. lhave always kept these pills
in the house since and nave recommended
them to many people. / have old N ny
mothers about them and they have effected
some wonderful cures.
Every mother in this land should keep
these pills in the house, rs they are good
for many ailments. particularly those
arising from impoveri-hei or, diseased
blood. and weakened nerve force"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Irish rebellion did not fight particu-
larly well. A certain general at a lord
lieutenant's party in Dublin was -
monishing a begging women to leave
the place when she said: ut y | that
am proud to see your honor here in
the red coat you wore the very day
when you saved the life of my boy,
little Nickel" Indeed" replied the
general, not sorry to hear any ling to
his credit on such a distinguished &C.
casion, Il had forgotten all about it.
How did | save his life? Well, your
honor, when the battle was at it's hot
test your honor was the first to run
and when me little Mickie saw the
general run he ran, too, the Lord be
nraiSedt"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Rev. Mary A. Hills the noted Evangelist
writes: II gladly give my testimony to
the healing properties of DR.. Kay's Lung
Balm. My son had a terrible cough every
winter for five years and he took dozens OF
bottles Of the leading cough medicines but
nothing seemed to help him or quiet his
cough. But two 25 cent boxes of DR.. Kay's
Lung Balm has cured him, and it has also
been a great relief to other members of
my family when afflicted with colds"
We are positive that DIR. Kay's Lung
Balm and also DR.. Kay's Renovation have
no EQUALS. If YOU have any disease write
US and give your symptoms and our physi-
clan will send free atvice and n valuable
6S page book with Sc recipes and giving
symptoms and various methods of treat
ing nearly all diseases. We will also send
a free sample of DR.. Kay's Lung Balm or
DIR. Kay's Renovation. Address DR.. b. }.
Kay Medical Co., (Western Office Omaha,
Neb.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04
A gENEFAcrREss. KIND ACT.
From tne Essuina Ner.: pe.rot.. Mten.

ITO 'VtHfHV """"1 DtIF""' y"
Mrs. John ramsey, of 1870 Baker Street,
Detroit. Michigan, is one OF those women
who always know just what to dc in all
trouble and sickness. One that is a mother
to those in distress. To reporter she said:
Il am the mother of ten children and
have raiscd eight of them. Several years
ago we had a serious time with mydaughtsr,
which began when she vas about sixteen
years old. She did not have n serious
illness but seemed TO gradually waste away.
Having never had any consumption in our
family, as we come of good old Irish and
Scotch stock, we did not think il was that.
Our doctor called the disease by an odd
name which. as l afterward learned, mean
lack of blood.
1T is impossible to describe the feeling
John and [ had az we noticed our daughter
slowly passing away from US. We finally
found, however, a medicine that seemed to
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04
BETTER THAN A SILVER MINE.

The editor estimates that the in
crease in yields had by the American
farmer by planting Salzer's Potatoes
and new creations in Wheat, Oats.
Corn, Rye, Grasses and Clovers the
past year amounted in round numbers
to $50, 000, 900. The reason of this is
SalZer's farm and vegetable seeds are
bred up to big yields. Salzer Is the
largest grower of grasses, clovers and
farm seeds in the world; 100 1000 bar
rels potatoes, $1.50 a barrel and up.
just Send This Notice with 10 Cent
to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse.
Wis, and get their great catalogue aDd
II packages farm seeds, positively
worth $40, to get a start with. w.n.e.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04
To Any Man.
WILL PAY 500 FOR ANY CASE
or Weakness In Men They Treat and
Fail to Cure.

An Omaha Company places for the first
time before the public a MAGICAL TKEAT-
MENT for the cure OF Lost Vitality Nervous
and Sexual Weakness, and Restoration or
Life Force in old and Young men, No
French remedy contains no
Phosphorus Or other harmful drugs. 1t -
q WONDERFUL TREATNENT-magical N ls
effects-positive in It's cure. All readers,
who are suffering from a weakness that
plights their life. causing that mental and
physical suffering peculiar to Lost Nan
hood. should write to the STATE MEDICAL
COMPANY, No. 3)oG Range Block Omaha,
Neb., and they will send yon absolutely
FREE, a 7aluable paper on these diseases,
and positive proofs OF their truly MAGICAL
TREATMENT. Thousands Of men, who have
lost all hope of "A cure. are being restored
BY them to a perfect condition.
This MAGICAL TREATMENT may lie taken
OF home under their directions. or they will
paw railroad fare and hotel bills 20 all who
prefer to go to there for treatment II they
fail TO cure. They are perfectly reliable;
have no Free Prescriptions, Free Cure,
Free Sample, or c. o. ID. fake. They have
s250,0)O capital. and guarantee to cure
every case they treat or refund every dol
lar; or their charges may be deposited in
a. bank to be paid to them when a cure Is
effected. Write them today.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

barrister, famous in the sixties in
Victoria for his fun and a%udacity, was
addressing an election meeting in Bal
laret, the golden city" Tie lively
advocate had come to that time in his
career when much whisky and soda
had wrought palpable havoc with his
complexion. His speech ended, and
questions were invited. "Aspinwal!"
beloved a stalwart digger, tell us
what makes your face so red" BLUSH
ing at your COMPOUNDED impudence,
sir" was the quick reply. 1t carried
the meeting.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

which is proving very advanta-
geous to the settlers of North
Alberta, Canada, and is truly a boon to
the farmers. is the establishment OF
creameries by the Government at reSu-
lar distances apart. The Government
furnishes the entire plant, puts it in
and operates it without direct cost to
the farmer. From the sale of the but
ter the Government retains 5 cents per
pound, the balance going to the farmer.
This is continued for three years, when
the government turns over the plant
and business to the farmers, CIV
ing them a clear title of it.
Thus these creameries are put in
at a minimum cost to the farmer
and paid for in a way that he least
feels it. When we were there butter
was selling at 81 and % cents per
pound. Cheese factories were being eS-
t%ablished, too, along the railroad and
much of the freight loaded on the cars
on our return trip consisted of butter
and cheese, as it vas in the best sea-
son for milk. The produce found =
ready market in the mining and lum-
bering towns and districts beyond the
Rockies, through the British Columbia
country, where it was, we were told,
difficult to supply the demand"
The Klondike is another field now
open to the Western Canadian farmer
for all produce of the farm, and the
officials in the Department of the In
terror. Ottawa. Canada, are kept busy
sending out literature describing this
great agricultural country. The agents
Of the Government throughout the
United States are also supplied with
literature, which they distribute free.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Afable but seedy caller-You are too
busy, l take 1t for granted, sir, to have
any time to waste in talking about life
insurance.? Great Merchandise, sir;
l am. Affable caller-Just SO, sir. Do
L impress you as a man to whom In
view Of his consideration in r~efraining
from boring you win a Let Of CUFF
about tontine policies, payments, divi-
bends, and all that rot, you could o n
sistently lend a quarter OF a dollar?
Great merchsnt-You do not. AffaDie
caller-Very good, sir. No harm done,
sir. j have wasted"-looking at the
office clock-"two minu,es Of my time
on a man who has no appreciation OF
the reciprocal courtesies that should
prevail among business and profes-
sional men. Good afternoon, sir. -
Chicago Tribune.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

There IA more Catarrb In this section
of the country Than all other diseases
nut together. and until the last few years
was supposed TO be incurnble. Fer Il great
years doctors pronounced ~ a local
disease. ana prescribed local remedies. and
by constantly failing 10 cure with local
treatment, pronounced 4, incurnbls. SCI
ei..e has proven catarrh to be "a constitu-
tioIal disease and therefore requites con-
stitutionnl treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure manufactured by i. J. Cheney a.
Co. Toledo, Ohio. In the only constitu-
tional cure on the market. II ~ taken
internally In doses from 10 drops To a
blood and mucous surfaces. OF. the sys-
TEN. They offer one hundred dollars for
any case Il fails TO cure. Send for circu-
lars and testimonials. Address
+. j. CHENEY n CO.
Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. 15c.
IaN,s LtnmilN pills nre the best.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04
Rcauty Is Flood Deep.

Clean blood means aclean skin. No bearty
it. Cascarets. Candy Cathartic cleans
ycur blood and keeps it clean. by stirring up
the lazy liver and driving all impurities from
the body. Begin to-day to Danish pimplcS.
boils, biotcheS. blackheads. and that sickiy
bilious complexion by taking Cascarets.-
beauty for ten cents. All druggists, satisfac-
ton guaranteed. l0c. 25c.. SOC.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Judge Albert Boynton, who died re-
Gently at the Alma sanitarium was for
twenty-five years the political editor
of the Detroit Free Press, purchasing
an interest in the paper in 1872. He
was a descendant, through his mother,
of John Alden.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Talk about theaters and acting"
shouted the know-it-ai. in the Pull
man. What do you now about the
stage?" Nothing, replied the mar
addressed, meekly; noting at all. l
am a mere undivorce1. diamondless
non-wife beating player. "-Philadel-
phia North American.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

AS socn as a man dies, mis- woman
folks recall that he had "favorite"
hymns, which they ask to be sung at
the funeral. This happens in many
cases where the deceased woud be
greatly surprised at the discovery, II
he knew it.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Lieutenant John Macauley Palmer of
the army, who has been detailed by
Secretary Alger to form a military
company of the students at the uni
versity of Chicago. is a grandson of
General John M. Palmer. of Illinois,
who was the gold democratic" candi-
date for president at the last election.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Mr.. Bond, may I get of this after
noon? l should like to go to a fun
eral." Il am afraid not, Mr.. Binks,
for we are very busy. put If business
slacken3 = have no objection to your
going to a funeral on Saturday after
noon."-Harper's Weekly.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

"And you wouldn't begin a journey
on Friday?" You bet | wouldn't"
Il can't understand how you a have
any faith in such a silly superstition"
mo superstition about it-Saturday's
pay day."-Chicago Journal.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04
It Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry

And is the only cure for Chilblains.
Prostitutes, Damp, Sweating Feet
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allens
Foot Ease. q powder TO be shaken
into the shoes. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE
Address. Allen S. Olmsted. LeRoy,N.Y.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Before We were married my wife
swallowed everything l said. How
is it now?" well, she has often made
me eat my own words
PenOrG
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

She: "Your friend Owen seems to
have run into debt pretty deep He:
Run into, debt He scorched."-
P~earson's Athletic Record.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Good macaroni is of a yellowish
tint, does not break readily in cook
ing, and swells to three or four times
it's bulk.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

A good woman's love is like a star.
The only reason it doesn't always
shine is because it is higher than the
clouds.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

A spoonful OF vinegar added to the
water in which meats or fowls are
boiled makes them tender.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

The colder eggs are the quicker they
will froth.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Don't place to much confidence in
your companion when you are beslue
yourself.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Pork should be fine, close-grained
and the rind smooth and thin.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Don't think because hope makes Il
good breakfast that 1t will make a sat
isfactory supper.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
l0c, 25c. If O.C.C. fail. druggists refund money.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04
siimdiet. $50 Won have placed

Mrs. Siimdiet: $50 you have placed
Yourself under the care of a physician
who reduces supert~ous flesh? Did he
recommend any special diet?' New
Boarder: NO, madam. He simply
recommended your boarding house.
York Weekly.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Mutto should be deep red and close
grained.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

The average marriage degenerates
into either a family or a founding
asylum.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Coca Cough Bnlsnm
Ia the oldest and best. 1t will break up q cod quicker
than anything else. 1t is always reliable. Try it.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure. 59c, 81. All druggists.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

To CURE A COI.D IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund the money Ii it fails to cure. 25c
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

George Ford of Louisville. KY, Is
II years old and has buried six wives.
His seventh spose is only II years
old.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Soap and chalk mixed and rubbed
on mildewed spots will remove them.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

lemons will keep for weeks if Gov
cred with cold water.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Mrs. Winslow's Spothing Syrup
orchiIdren teething. softens the gums. reduces infam.
nation, allays pain. cures wind collie. 25 cents O bottle.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04
DO You Danso Tonight?

Shake into your Shoes Aliens Foot
Ease. a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Chilblains and Sweat
ing Feet. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen s. Olmsted. Leroy, n. 7.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Star Tobacco is the leading brand OF
the world, because it is the best.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

To make good pastry the ingredi-
exits must be very cold.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Melted butter will not make a good
n oI-n
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Don't forget the criticisms when CIV
ing thanks for the blessings you have
received.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Smoke sledge Cigarettes. 20 for s cts.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04
To Cure Constipation Forever.

Take Cascarets Candy C~athartic. ~. or 2H
IfCC.C. fail To cure druggists refund money
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04
~CREAMERIES.
How They Are Operated and Made to
Paw the Farmer.

A
S p o lent
of a Brown
City, Mich
igan, paper
W ties as
follows:
can in
n ~ c 4 Y, Y
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1898-02-04

Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family pills are the best.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-04
LLNc0LX Day CELEBRATIONS.

The Armstrong Association has made arrange
rneuts for TWO public entertainments Of unique
character on Lincoln Day. February j., and on
the afternoon Of the day preceding.
I'm the evening Of the 18th meeting VIII
ne held at the Madison Square Garden concert
nm N which William T.. Dodge viii preside and
otdresses .elating TO the work OF the Hampton
and Tuskegee Institutes. In the interest OF the IN
dustrlal education Of the negroes OF the south VIII
10 made by Charles Cuthbert Hall president Of
I-nion Seminary. Booker ]. Washington. presi-
a., of Tuskegee; Robert G. ogden. the Rev. Dr.
II r. Frssell and Others. Dr. FrisselFs address
,,,u he Illustrated by stereopiicon views. Plan
talon melodies will De- sung by the Hampton
Guartet OF uegrO students. Admission Is to be free
Al 80 o'clock on the afternoon OF Friday. Feb
ruarv H. the association viii give an authors read
ing FOR the benefit 81 Hampton at the Astor Cal
iery Wald0If-Astoria Hotel Those who VIII read
Include MIS-. Ruth Emery stuart Mrs. Can
dace Wheeler. Paul l.. Dunbar and Jessie liAI. a
seneca Indian. The Hampton quartet Will sing
and IL + BuTlelgh. the colored bass solo.st OF St
Georges Church. will assist Tickets for this en-
tertanment will be sold Al 81. and may be Sc
cured at the Astoria AZ No. y William-st. Room
No &C. or from any member ~ tho Armstrong
Associations Executive Committee.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-04

Coughs and colds need not be
endured; they can be cured, and
that quickly.
Many mixtures are temporary
in effect, but SCOTS Emulsion OF
Cod-liver Oil with Hypophos-
phites is permanent remedy.
The oil feeds the blood and
warns the body; the hypophos-
phites tone up the nerves; the
glycerine soothes the inhamed
throat and lungs.
The combination cures. This
may prevent erlous lung
troubles.
soc and sloO all druggists.
SCOTT & BOVINE. Chemists. New York
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-04
4 uouly'S WIN CONTESTED.

The contest over tho Will ~ Miss Mary ! Ever
ien was begun before Surrogate Arnold yesterday
morning Miss EverleI died on O''ohor last az
No. l2G Lexlngtou-avc. 80 tAo ag' ~ seventy
years She leff an estate ~ So nm. ani q will ex-
e.lted April No. 1880 with TWO roirils dated April
%. lsa7 and October O. ls9- The testHfor lest Q
number OF small requests % relatives and S.rs 20
s. Lukes Hospital The resiiue OF me estate was
lef, by the will 90 Elizabeth iiih niece. for l'c
70 be then divided among me other 70 ai'yes
The contestants are Jane Auggsia Eve dell ard
ryti, ENer!sN. nrc'r and number % other
niece and relative. I.cF ailtge that TIE woman
wa rot comp.tent 20 MAKE vii a. ne line she
lt1 alleging infrmltv mentally ana physically. ara
M, also a'iegc undue mo renee on fhe part q
t,zsbefh VA TIE ltf'er'e LAWYER say that no
rs'gri,.s 40 NOT warf 20 wa'f '1r fhe i.afh Of,
y z,befh mn hat Wtlf their shares nov
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-04
u.opr or THE MERCHANTS ASSOCIATION

,r,o reeular monthly meeting OF the Board Of
,,iD.,.rs OF the Merchants Association Of New
:, -. ,re, held was fully attended. Many matters
d. ,Dor,ance were discussed among which was
a., work done by the committee. consisting OF
,i,,h TroWbrldge. chairman: James McCreery. X
rross I'lysses d. Eddy and James e. Dill, who
ya,,rossnted the Merchants Association al the In
diauapolls Monetary convention recently heid
,rtts committees report was presented TO the
- = Directors. and resolutions accepting the
mort Of the committee and thanking the mem
bers were adopted.
rho ,oonth OF January n busy one for the
,..oc,s,iou Among other things. II prepared ana
.ort ont 10 the merchants In New-forK Ii'y NJ
g., thousand copies OF circular addressed 10
Nm VINO Think" With the membership, wh.ch
~ ,eaociati non now has much mas Deeh' hhu HlucH
,my D. noncompliance. bat with tne member snip
Itch An ought TO have the posslbiNilrs OF 10 49,
".ir.se are great. In doing TINS cTcudiiLlHs
49," soc alton in the month OF January speh,
,hous,nds Of dollars for printing. NAMING an,
est,r On circular matter al. OF which was devotci
=. the cause OF advancing the interests or New
York as a whole 49,. x,.A..,., ,.ao
~ snrtng conventions OF the Merchants Asso-
a, lion v,lll be held at period. during FepruAry
~ III and Aprl Applications have been made
Tor concessions from the railroad associations anu