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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
Analogous.

A barking dog will never bite,
They tell us and, by jinks,
guess by this same token that
A talking person never thinks.
Chicago Daily News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
In Doubt.

'Here is a story of an 1S-year-old boy
who has already had three wives"
''Indeed?" said the thoughtful man.
''Now, 1 wonder whether he should be
termed foolhardy or courageous"
Chicago Post
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
HI. Reannn fnrIt

She--You never think of me when
you are staying out SO late.
He-Ml dear, that's one reason why
l stay ont SO late. indianapolis Jour
nal
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
Nothing Better In Prospect.

Then shovel cheerfully the snow,
For when, at length, it's gone,
You'll have to get the mower out
And shave the blooming lawn.
Chicago Journal
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
Viewed by Many,

Yes, artist, you are really great,
Though critics keep you down;
Your most successful piece of work
Is painting red the town.
Judge
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
The Probable Outcome

First Citizen-The people, sir, will
soon be up in arms against this new
milk trust.
Second Citizen-Possibly, sir, but in
the end the people will take water
Town Topics.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08

Father-What are you doing, Emma?
Daughter-O, Arthur is coming to-
night, and I'm cooking something for
him.
Father-Emmas Emma, you'd better
be careful! You'll keep on cooking for
him till he breaks the engagement
Heitere Welt.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08

do you take him for better or worse?"
The minister asked OF the bride.
"I'u take him for better" she said,
For he couldn't be worse If he tried"
m Y Journal
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
JOY I'm Ahsenr~.

I love the good olC-fashioneE songs,
And for good cause, as you'll allow;
A present JOY to them belongs
Because nobody sings them now.
Judge
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
His Stock in Trade.

Black-Brown is always borrowing
trouble.
White-That isn't the worst of it.
Black-What then?
White-He insists on everybody shar
ing the loan with him.-Up-to-Date.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
To the Credit of the Parrot.

ST never knew such a gossip. Why,
she repeats everything she hears. just
like parrot"
Except that the parrot adds nothing
to what it hea rs"-N. Y. Truth.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
The Ruling Passion.

THAT girl who was robbed on the
street ran all the way home before she
tainted"
''Of course; she wanted to take her
feather hat off first. Chicago Record.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
Probably He Found 1t.

Il saw big, two-tisted fellow this
morning who was looking for trouble"
How was that?"
HE had a girl on his arm and was
asking the way to the marriage license
office. ''-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
Hard to Please.

The Manx people are verZ plain
spoken. Hall Caine, who is their &C.
I,nowledged historian, tells good story
of a grumpy old Methodist woman in
the Isle of Man who could never be sat-
listed with her preachers. One of them,
being about to leave, called to say good
by. 'Well. goOd-by," she said. "ard
God bless We, and may the Lord send Il
better man in your place" Next day
his successor came to see her. I'VE },
1 hope the Lord has sent good man, :"
she said, ''but there's none so good that
comes as them that goes. Troy Times.
Every time woman cleans house
she finds a lot of things she had forge
ten Washington Democrat
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08

Jack (boldly)-Tll invite you the first
one, and if you don't accept there won't
be any wedding.-The Rival.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
An Opportunity,

Man OVerboard-H Help! Helpl
Stranger Phuy don't yez SWIM
Il don't know how.
"Begorra. ye've got an illigant cnoncs
to learn. The Rival.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08

Ada Ipensively)-I hope you'll invite
me to the wedding when you get mar
riod
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
A Strictly Correct Answer.

Cumso-What is the difference be-
tween the north pole and the south
pole?
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
A MisapprehensiOn.

do You think that glasses tend to
weaken the sight?" asked Col. Still
wells friend.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08

Fangle-If that is a conundrum, I'll
give it up. What is it?
CumsO-All the difference in the
world.-Harlem Life.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08
SafiAfaCfOrY.

1T depends, sub, intiahly on how
many you take. "-Washington Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-03-08

And after pensive consideration, the
colonel replied:
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13
IT is OUR OWN MARIA.
The Teresa Seems to Have Been
Abandoned Without Reason.

Nassau, n. p, November IL
Wreckers who have arrived here
with them stores from the strand
ed vessel off Cat Island which estab-
fishes beyond a doubt that she is
the Infanta Maria Teresa. As the
vessel is looked upon as being a
derelict, the wreckers claim the
right to seize the stores which can
be saved. They report that the
water is up to her between-decks,
and that she has a list to starboard,
which side is damaged, and that
she is dismasted The vessel lies
between two reefs, on a smooth
bottom and has her anchor out.
The British admiralty authorities
here are going to take possession of
the Maria Teresa as a derelict. The
American consul has protested
against the course, claiming every
thing less the salvage.
The steamer Antilla is leaving
here for Cat Island with customs
officers and police on board.
Opinions differ as to the chances
of saying the cruiser. Although
she has been aground since Thurs
day the Maria Teresa rests in an
easy position and the weather is
moderate.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13
ror nvar F1frv Yenra

AN OLD AND WELL-TBIED REMEDY
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
! has been used for over fifty years
by millions of mothers for their
children while teething, with per
feet success. It soothes the child,
softens the gums, auays all pain
cures wind colo and is the best
remedy for diarrhma. 1t is pleas
ant to the taste. Sold by druggists
in every part of the world, Twenty.
five cents bottle. Its value is in
calculable. Be sure and ask for
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and
take no other kind. S-5-93-ly
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13
Meteorio Shower

Remember that the meteoric
shower billed for tonight by our
astronomers is no affair Of ours and
Iifit does not come of, don't jump
on us and call us a know nothing.
We give YOU the news as we find
| it, and if the stars don't shoot and
dart athwart the heavens it will
not be our fault, for we have not a
single string tied to them and moth
ing to do in the matter except to
occupy a place on the fence and
watch the heavenly fireworks.
Our readers, those who do not
care to remain up until the doors
are opened at a, m. can rest as
sured that the reporter will be on
hand and if the box Office is opened
Iup he will remain and see the
whole monkey business through,
and it possible, will gather up a
basketful of stars and send them
around to paid up subscribers.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

Men pray more for their wives
than they let on.-No girl ever
respects a man much till he has
made her lose her temper.-F Firm
ness is what man has himself and
stubbornness is what his wife has,
so says an exchange.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

The North pole probably still
clings to the impression that 1t is
one of those things no fellow can
find out.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

The difference between happi-
ness and misery is not in the size of
our bank accounts, tho some peo-
pie think so.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

A Kentucky boy kissed girl and
gave her measles, and now she sues
him for damages. The case is not
unreasonable, and she ought,'to
have dollar for every measle.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

Fools coast hills that angels tear
to tread-You can't always Judge a
mans speed by the make of his
wheel.-Scorch and the world will
scorch with you; NOPE and you'll
fall behind.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

You can get free lunch daily at
the Chic saloon from 10 to II a. m.
Fresh beer on tap at all hours. IT,.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

Drink ''VaIue coffee, the best
medium price goods on the market,
Far superior to the cheap package
article. Warwick-MooreCO =,
.109 Exclusive Agents.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

New line ladies and gentlemens
gold watches and chains at f, L
Schuster's the old reliable. 81 =
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

The best OF everything the mark
ct affords, at Huddleston Bros
meat market
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13
TO DAIRYMENAND FEED
Frs.

Commencing November
5th., and continuing ten
days The National Cotton
Oil Co., will sellLoose Hulls
at Mill tor $3.50 per ton.
This is a rare opportuni-
ty and Consumers should
take advantage Of it to
supply themselves for
winter feeding 90 6
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13
A Purely Vegetable Blood
Remedy is the Only
Cure.

If the reople generally knew the
hle cause Of Rheumatism, there
would be no such thing as liui-
men.s and lotions for this painful
and disabling disease. The fact is,
Rheumatism is a disordered state
of the blood-it can be reached,
therefore, only through the blood.
Butall blood remedies cannot cure
Rheumatism, for it is an obstinate
disease, one which requires a real
blood dr6medy-something than
a mere tonic. Swift's Specific is
the only real blood remedy, and it
promptly goes to the very bottom
of even the most obstinate case.
A few years ago was taken with in
hammatOry Rheumatism which, though
mild at first, became gradually so in
tense that I was for weeks unable to
walk. I tried several prominent physi-
clans and took their treatment faith
,ully, but was unable to get the slightest
relief In fact, my condition seemed to
grow worse, the pains spread over my
entire body, and from November to
March suffered agony. l tried many
patent medicines, but none relieved me.
Upon the advice of friend | decided to
try S. S. S. Before allowing me to take
it, however, my guardian, who was a
chemist, analysed the remedy, and pro-
nounced it free of potash or mercury
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

Remorse is what we feel when
we've injured some one else and
hurt our own interests thereby.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

Maybe the Maria Teresa has
gone back to Spain.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13
Tortured BY
Rheumatism.

j felt so much better after taking Jwr
bottles, that I continued the remrj
and DOB two months ] was curpd com
ple.ely The cure was permanent. f1i
] have never since had touch Of
Rhcumatism. though many Times
exposed Co damp and cold weather
ELEANOR NJ ITpEIL,
37ll Powclton Avenue, Philadelphia
Those who have had experience
with Rheumatism know that il
becomes more severe each year,
and like all other blood diseases,
the doctors are totally unable to
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

cure it. In fact
the only remedies
which they pre-
scribe are potash
and mercury, and
though temporary
relief may result,
these remedies pro-
duce n stiffness of
joints and only in
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

IUH6IIN VIU WI0Vd0V,
). S. S. never disappoints, for it
is made to cure these deep-rooted
diseases which are beyond the
reach of all other remedies. II
cures permanently Rheumatism,
Catarrh, Cancer, ,Scrofula, Eczema,
and all other blood diseases. II
is the only blood remedy guar
anteed
Purely Vegetable
Books mailed free by Swift
Specific Company, Atlanta, Ga.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1898-11-13

Owing to the length of the pro-
gram the performance will begin at
8 p. m sharp.
ADMISSION 30 cts; Children, zoe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-12-15


Of welcome by Mayor B. B. Paddock, Gov.
Charles A. Culberson, President w. e..
Skinner of the Fort Worth Live Stock
Exchange and others. Responses in be-
half of the delegates were delivered by
Secretary John NJ Stahl of Illinois, Will
liam Freeman of Maine and f. l.. Max
we'll of Louisiana. After the roll call by
States President Hoard proceeded to de-
liver his annual address.
A feature of the congress was the at
tendance from some of the States of large
numbers of associates to REINFORCE the
delegates. Iowa had sixty-three persons,
including the delegates, and Colorado had
fifty-four. The annexation of the Philip
pines was one subject which engrossed the
attention of the delegates.
The report of Prof. Henry of Wiscon-
sin on the Presidents address was adopt
ed. 1t recommended instruction in the
principles of agriculture in rural public
schools; that commercial representatives
for American agricultural products in for
eign markets be provided that the best
possible means for the operation of steam
ship lines direct to South America should
be secured, and that laws against food
adulteration be adopted. The report also
urged farmers to uphold agricultural col
leges and experiment stations and recon-
mended strong taxation laws for securing
equity in taxation. Resolutions were
adopted and ordered to be sent to Con-
gress favor1ng government aid IN the con-
struction of the Nicaragua canal and gov
eminent control of same, and for the de-
velopment of the beet sugar industry.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-12-15
PERlLS AS TO CHINA.
England and Russia Unable to Reach
an Agreement.

England and Russia Unable to Reach
an Agreement.
Right Hon. Joseph Chamberlain, Brit
ish colonial secretary, made new disclos-
ures the other night in speech at Wake
field, Yorkshire. He virtually stated the
British Government had found it impossi-
BILE to reach an agreement with Russia
touching China, and that Frances plan
of evaporation had prevented settled
policy as to Egypt.
It was made evident, however, that an
entente has been reached with Germany
that may make for peace and for extend
ed trade; but the significant fact was
brought out that unless an agreement is
effected with Russia there are dangers of
grave complications. He, however, left
room to hope for a settlement.
Mr.. Chamberlain again referred with
feeling to the cordial Anglo-American re-
lations. He quoted from the Presidents
message to show that there is hope that
England is not to stand alone for the
''open door, in the East, and again declar-
ed that an alliance between the two ma
tons would make them invincible.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-12-15
JAPAN MAY BUY PHILIPPINES.
Offer of $2OO,OOO,OOO for Group Made
to President Mckinley

Japan has offered this Government
$2O0,00O,00O for the Philippines. This
information came through a Washington
correspondent from high source and is
asserted to be official. 1t was further
stated that this overture of Japan was
met by the reply from the President that
no negotiations affecting the disposition
or control of the Philippines could be en-
tered into until after the conclusion of the
treaty of peace at Paris.
In direct connection with this story it is
known that an influential Senator recently
had long talk with the President, at
which the disposition of the Philippines
was the main topic of conversation. The
argument Of the Senator was that, while
he was opposed to the holding of the Phil
ippines, he had now become convinced it
would be necessary to hold the island of
Luzon. He told the President it would be
to the advantage Of the Government to
dispose of all of the group except Luzon
and that it would be the better plan to
have several purchasers for the group. In
other words, he would avoid all possible
complications by letting Germany, Eng
land, France, Japan and Russia into the
gigantic auction sale.
When the peace protocol was negotiated
by Cambon and the President the admins
tration's idea involved nothing more than
the acquisition of Luzon. Since then the
expansionist sentiment has grown rapidly
in popular favor. The President may be
only testing public opinion by giving GER
tain gentlemen the impression that he
favors the sale of all the islands except
Luzon, or he may actually favor this dis
position Of the Philippine question. If
seriously advocated the proposition will
be holly opposed by many Republicans
and Democrats of influence.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-12-15

To Tell Cows Ace.

The way to tell a cows age is by an
inspection Of her horns. Up to the age
of two, the horn is uniformly smooth
from the root to the tip. At the age of
two, a ring or thick material grows at
the base of each horn, forming sort
of notch, and an additional ring or
notch is added every year afterwards.
To find the age, therefore, count the
rings and add two. In the case of a
bull, the first ring does not appear until
he is five years old, but one annual ring
appears after that. Though now and
again irregularities occur, yet on the
whole this rule is reliable Fraudulent
dealers occasionally file down these
notches or rings, but close inspection is
sufficient to expose the fraud.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-12-15
FOR MANILA VIA THE SUEZ.
Expedition of Three Regiments Will
Soon Leave New York.

Expedition of Three Regiments Will
Soon Leave New York.
The next regiments to start for Manila
will embark at New York about the end
of this month, and will go through the
Suez canal, unless present plans fail. This
expedition will consist of three regiments
of regular infantry, distributed between
two of the largest converted transports
owned by the Government, with perhaps
a convoy Of two warships.
The decision to use New York as the
point of embarkation instead of San Fran
cisco was reached after a careful review
of number of considerations, chief
among which was the urgency for haste
At the present time the Government is
wholly without available transports in the
Pacific ocean to meet the emergency
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-12-15
DECISION FAvoRs cAsToRiA.

Judge Grosscup Grants an Injunction
Against Imitators of This Valuable
Remedy.
A decision of general interest was deIiSs
cred lately at Chicago by Judge Peter 9.
Grosscup Of the United States Circuits
Court, giving the Centaur Company 0e
New York City, manufacturers of Cas-
toria, world renowned remedy, an in-
junction against the members Of the CHI
cago firm Of Hurd, Young & HirschoRa
acting as agents Of the Pitcher MedicinA
Company of Duluth, MINI.
Judge Grosscup, in his decision, linda
that the defendants manufactured, pua
up and sold imitation wrappers, labels ana
packages, preparation known as Gas
toria." The court held that such manu-
facture and use Of original label was d
gross violation Of the Centaur Company'a
rights. The judge thereupon issued an
injunction restraining the defendants frorm
initiating the original castoria labels foH
Centaur Company. Messrs. Hamiines
Scott and Lord appeared as attorneys foR
the Centaur Company. During the hear
ing of the case an affidavit was read from
DR.. Samuel Pitcher, the originator OF tho
preparation castoria, in which he states
that the Centaur Company only had th@
right to use his formula and his name 4
Charles Ii. Fletchei, president OF the
company, has been most active in tracing
the source Of spurious goods that wers
found ON the market and offered for sale
as the real article. He discovered that the
imitation was first put ON the market bY
the Sager Drug Company of Duluth
Mimi, and that Mr.. Hurd and others
handled the preparation in Chicago. Tbs
sale was found so easy that the agents
proceeded to put up preparation of their
own, thus checkmating their principalsJ
The decision just rendered covers both i'm
itations. The Centaur Company are now,
taking steps to proceed criminally against
druggists who have been talked into lay
ing in a stock of the counterfeit Cas-
toria."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-12-15
HOBSoN REFUSES $4,000.
Merrimac Hero Declines an Offer to
Lecture.

Mcrrimac Hero Declines an Offer to
Lecture.
An offer Of $1,000 for number of lee
lures has been refused by Naval Construc-
tor Richmond 2. Hobson. This offer was
made by a New York lecture bureau, and
the reason for his refusal was stated by
Hobson to a friend.
Before the sinking of the Merrimac,'
he said, ''my lectures would probably have
not been worth so cents. The sinking of
the Merrimac seems to have made them
worth $4,000. The work that so sud-
denly raised my stock in literary trade
was done in simple execution of my duty
as an American naval officer. | did not
feel that had a right to use the perform
ance of that duty for my financial better
ment. | therefore declined the offer of
S5O.OOO.''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-12-15
The Heart of the City.

Grand Central Station is situated in
the very heart of New York City. That
is where the fast trains of the Michigan
Central, 'The Niagara Falls Route"
land you. The New York and Boston
Special leaves Chicago every day at
1920 a. M; Fast Eastern Express for
New York, Boston and New England
points, p. m.; Atlantic Express, II :3O
p. NJ; Detroit Night Express, 9:35 p. m.
All trains passing Niagara Falls by
daylight stop five minutes at Falls
View Station. City Ticket Office, 119
Adams street, Chicago.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-12-15
UNCLE SAM AND JOHN BULL.
Demand for Joint Control of Nicara-
qua Canal Causes Irritation.

Demand for Joint Control of Nicara-
qua Canal Causes Irritation.
The Nicaraguan canal question prom
Uses to be one of the leading questions in
Congress this winter. The anxiety of the
British to get in on the ground floor, as
expressed by the London press, causes
some irritation in Washington, as Eng
lands friendship for this country during
the recent war is showed under our noses
as an argument for joint control Of the
proposed canal.
Englands claims for a share in the
canal are based on the Bulwer-Clayton
treaty, an agreement entered into before
any one dreamed of a canal across that
part of the isthmus. 1t is understood that
Sir Julian Pauncefote has recently had
conference with Secretary of State Hay
and has intimated that our exclusive con-
troll Of the waterway violates the conven-
ton of 1850.
In administration circles the feeling is
strong that no one shall interfere with this
Governments declared intention to build
the canal, and Secretary Hay probably
told this to Sir Julian in a friendly but
firm way. Later the United States may
declare the canal neutral in war times,
but the Government will do this in it's own
way and certainly not under pressure.
AS to the Clayton-Bulwer treaty, which
England threatens to drag forth, the
United States has two strong defenses
against it. First, the United States can
Immediately annul the treaty. Second,
under the treaty the United States can do
anything she proposes to do without VIC
lating any of its terms, although the
treaty has been abrogated by Great Brit.
o;p,c own
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-12-15
In Winter Use Aliens Foot-Ease

III "INC6r US6 h1ItII 3 NOUC-T1aS0s
A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
During winter your feet feel uncomfort-
able, nervous, and often cold and damp.
If you have perspiring, smarting feet or
tight shoes, try Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t
warns and rests the feet and makes
walking easy. Cures swollen and
sweating feet, blisters and callous spots.
Relieves corns and bunions of all pain
and Is a certain cure for chilblains and
frost bites. Try it to-day. Sold by all
druggists and shoe stores for 25c. Trial
package mailed FREE. Address Allen
S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.