The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-10-08
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Hell am willing to admit thai | was
wrong. She-Ah. but you must admit
that was right.
Il have been told that the best so
eiety Is very stupid" "Oh. can't be-
lieve It is 50 good as that"-Detroit
Journal.
Hostess-I hope You found the bed
comfortable, Mr. jenkins. Jenkins
Excellent. ma'am. l nearly fell asleep
Ia it'd Bits.
WAS he secretary or treasurer Of the
company We'll. they supposed he
was only secretary until after he had
gone Chicago Journal
The attorney-YOu say you could not
believe this person on oatht The Wit
ness-No. sir: oi never heard The lady
swear In me loife. Fir.
First Burglar-Any luck latelys Sec
ond Burglar-No. Worked all night
on a safe, and when | got ii bowed
open IL was folding bed.
The Judge-Nhat made you so Ger
ain that you had the right Of way; The
iriver-Sure. an my wagon was the
heaviest. yer honor.-Life.
Mrs. Straight daughter has been
very carefully brought NJ. ColSBla4R--
But. Notwithstanding. madam. | lind
ner very interesting companion.
Hendry-So you take stock In that
yarnf Why. l wouldn't, believer that
story ifsI told n myself Coisgha-
Well, InNthat ease. neither would /.
Deacon Weldxt-I kin read your
thoughts. Miss Nancy. Miss Nancy
leoylyb-zThen what makes you set so
far away. deaeon?-New. York World,
There are two ways OF making a
Maltese cross. you know" said he to a
Red Cross girl. 4 know only one" she
returned. We'll the other IS to step on
his tail.'+-Judge
when my wife gets a cold Lean cure
L In a day" what do you give herr"
"Nothing;s simply say that " she Is
well by night | VIII take her u the the
ater."-TH Bks.
Doctor, who was THAT han-.tllat
screeched and howled 50 loud when
you were pulling his TOOTH" That
was Christian Science friend Of
mine. "-Cllcago Tribune.
Amt I 1.-THE bow-lesSedy" asked
the dubious young man. "Bow-legged,' .
said his tailor. The ideak Your lower
limbs, sir. are absolutely without par
allel. "-Indianapolis Journal
He-Isn't it disagreeable feature of
golf. losing the ball 50 often: She
Oh, no; that's the only way George and
/ could get out OF hearing Of the cad.
die for an instant.-Yonkers Statesman.
There's no coal. num-" said Bridget,
''and the fires are going out" No coal
Why didn't yon tell me beforeT' !
couldn't tell you there was no coal,
mum, when there WAS coal" answered
Bridget
Dear me, that was terrible. Man
fell overheard In midoeean the other
day. and never was seen again" said
Hicks. "Drowned:" asked Mrs Hicks.
"Oh. no. of course not. Sprained his
ankle, probably" said Hleks.-Harlem
Life.
Every man has his vice" said Ten
spot 10 Tenterhook, who was fond Of
Offering unsought counsel to his ae-
quaintances. What is my vice, prayY'
asked Tenterhook. Advice replied
Tenspot, INTERCHANGEABLE Free
Press.
Il suppose that there are many prob
lens which polar explorers seek TO
solve" said the unsclentific man. 'Yes, -
replied the Intrepid traveller, "a great
many" What Is the most important
onef' Getting back. Washington
Star.
Delia-Professor Monograph i visit
ing you, understand. Doesn't he find
the sights and sounds of the city odd ?
Amella-Not at all. Some berry ped
dlers passed THE house today eTylag
their wares, and the dear old man ask
ed me what college they belonged to-
Puck.
MY wife," said the tall, lantern Jaw
ed man. "is as womanyaa woman n
you could find, but she. ran hammer
nails like { lightning" sWonderful.'
sang the chorus. lightning" the tall,
lantern-jswed man continued. seldom
strikes twice in the same place. Gin.
cinnatl Enquirer.
What did YOU do with that letter
that was on my table,? asked Gus DE
Smith of the colored boy who cleans
up his room. Il tuck 1t to the post.
office. sab, and put It in de hole
What did you do that forl Did you
not see that there was no address on
the envelopey' Il saw dar was no
wrltin' on de 'yelope, hut lowed yel
did dat ar ON purpose, so | couldn't tel
who yer was a-wiftin to. Use an edi
Gated negro, Is" s. 81
A lank, awkward countryman pre-
scented himself at the clerks desk in
city hoteL aud after having room as
signed TO him inquired ut what hours
meals were served breakfast from
seven to eleven, luncheon from clever
10 three. dinner from three TO eight
supper from eight To twelve reclted
the clerk. gllbly. "Jerushy.'' ejarulated
the countryman. with bulging eyes
when am a-going TO git time to see
the nY--Youth's Companion.
value of Soil Mulch