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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19
STOCK AND TURF NEWS
Sales and Transfers OF Stock. CrOr, Etc.
Turf Notes.

Il
Turf Notes.
For SALE-Two two-year old jen-
nets, fine stock. Apply to Bennett Tarr,
Paris, KY. 19apr-4O
w. J. Loughridge, of Lexington,
bought 80. 900 pounds of hemp last week
at $3.50 per cwt.
Paris commission merchants are offer
ing twenty cents per pound for wool.
The farmers think it will bring twenty,
five cents.
DIR. Catlett, owned by Turney Bros,
of this city, and CIeophus, owned by
NJ. F. Dwyer, of Brooklyn. are the ia
vorites in the Metropolitan Handicap
Both are five to one. Typhoon and AL
gol are seven to one.
Friday at Newport Clay Bros fou =
wear, old colt Duncan Bell. by Hindoo-
Miss Used, Won a $3.50 selling purse.
Clay & WoodfOrd's Terrene ran second
in the second race. Duncan Bell was
ten to one in the betting.
w. P. Norton, of Hopkinsville. who
bought Ornament, has also purchased
the fast two-year-oId May Hampstead,
from Chas. Patterson The price for the
two was about $50, 900. The two are
heavily engaged in the East.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19
A Good Memory

often saves money and also good health If
you are troubled with constipation, indiges-
ton or any form of stomach trouble remem-
Der to take home bottle of DIR. CaldwelPs
Syrup Pepsin and health will be restored 10
you. Trial sizes l0c QL doses l0c) large size SOC
and 81 co. OF w. L. Brooks, druggist, Paris,
Ky. Gjan-,ml
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19
Portraits By The Waters Party.

THE attention of admirers of fine art
is directed to the show windows of j.
W. Davis and Co.. where are displayed
finished portraits by the popular and
renowned Walters Party. 1t is the pur-
pose to every week place on display
different portraits of persons known to
the citizens of Paris, as an exemplifica-
ton of the artists faithfulness to life.
The Walters Part. invites the closest
scrutiny of their work. (22nar-tf)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

In this age Of horseless carriages,
chainless bicycles and smokeless
powder, won't some genius please in
vent soundless whistles for small boys
and stinkless cigarettes for dudes?
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

The Northwestern Mutual life has
paid to representatives of its policy
holders and to its policy-h holders, and is
now holding for them, $l80,OOO 900. an
$50, 100000. (tf)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

THE Northwestern is carrying nearly
$1,000, 900 insurance on the lives of
Bourbon County's representative citi-
zens. Call on r. P. Dow, Jr., for
particulars. (26Oc-8t)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19
ADVERTLSING RATES.

I'D VhhI IOILVd 1CAIhOs
Displays, one dollar per inch for first inser.
Elon half rates each insertion thereafter.
Locals, or reading notices, ten cents per
tine each insertion. Locals in blacS type,
twenty cents per line each insertion.
Fractions of lines count as full lines when
running at line-rates.
Obituar. IS, cards of thanks, calls on candi-
dates, resolutions of respect and matter of q
like nature, ten cents per line.
Special rates given for large advertise.
motIlE ard yePrlv cnrdG
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

A COLoRED woman preaching to a
large crowd at the corner of Main and
Eighth streets was the novel sight wit
messed by Parisians Sunday afternoon.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19
PiNi DUCK EGGs
FOB IS ALn

can now fill orders for eggs of the
,hOve variety OF ducks. The eggs are
rom carefully selected, high class water
owls AS fine selections as can be found
anywhere. l have been unable to sup
ply the numerous orders for single
fowls. pairs and trios. have no more
for sale at present. bnt can supply the
eggs at prices quoted below. Pekin
Ducks grow quicker and command a
reader sale than any other kind of
poultry. They are large and have a
beautiful white plumGge. Require but
little water, in fact. need it only for
thinking pur poses They have many
good qualities-cannot fly or climb
fences, easily kept in with low fences.
Feathers almost equal to geese. brakes
sell at $3.50 to 50 90.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

NEW line of China closets and bed
room furniture just received at J. T
Hinton's. (tf)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

ABOUT fifty Parisians took advantage
of the l.. & Ms cheap rate to Cincin-
natl, Sunday, and spent the day in the
Queen City.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

In this city yesterday morning to the
wife of Mr.. Ernest Richey, of New
Paris. Ohio. a son. Mrs. Richey was
formerly Miss Bessie Breeder.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

HAGGARD q REEDS new laundry is
doing first class work Give us call
Off HAGGARD S& REED.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

You will find as big a stock OF mat
tings at J. T. Hinton's as you Will mo
in the city. ViJ
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19
MOTHERS FRIEND

Ny wife suffered more in ten min
utes with either of her other two chill
dren than she did altogether with her
last, having previously used four bot
ties of Mothers Friend 1t is
blessing to any one expecting to be-
come a MOTHER" says customer.
HENDERSON DALE, Carmi, Illinois.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

OF Druggists at 81 90, or sent by mail on receipt
Of price. Write for book containing testimonials
and valuable information for all Mothers free.
The Bradfeld Regulator Co., Atlanta, Ga
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

SEND your linen to Haggard & Reeds
Steam Laundry for good finish. (tf)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

WrghCS celery Tea cures cOnstlpa-
lion. sick headaches. 25c at druggists
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

18th INToN's line of lace curtains II
uneuualed in pric, and quality. t)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

Wr1ghrs Celery Tea regulates the
llVer and kidneys cures constipation
and sick headache 25c at all druggists
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

AN unmarked grave tells its own story
of neglect. Monumental work OF all
kinds my speciality.
w. A. HILL.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

DON'T try to put down that old CT rpet
Buy new one from J. T. Hinton. (tf)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

Insure in the Northwestern to
day tomorrow may be to- late.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

For all kinds of window, plate IN,
art glass, call on
Ctf) G.. A. DAUGHERTY.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

SEE J. T. Hinton's refrigerators
Best in the market. Cleanable. (tf)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

Wright's Celery Ia
lion. Sax hraGdc'
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19
Raceland Jersey butter for
sale by Newton Mitchell.
To Cure A Cold In One Day.

TAKE Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the money
if it fails to cure. 25c. For sale by w.
T. Brooks and James Kennedy, Paris,
KY.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19
BIRTHS.

The Advent of Our Future Men And
Women.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

Always ask for Paris Milling
Co.'s Purify -four. AL grocers
keep it. Insist on having Purity
every time.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1898-04-19

F. B. CARR, Agent.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23

IJndervests Doubtful if the
and Hose store ever saw the
w. like of two such
~ "o values as these.
Department man says they're
marvellous.
Women's Hose at l21ac.-Are
fast black, full regular made,
with high spliced heels, spliced
toes and double soles. Sizes,
81 to 10. Regular worth is
2Ic.
Mill remnant price, I21ac.a pr.
Women's Vests-White cotton,
Jersey ribbed Vests, sleeveless,
and with low neck, finished
with silk tape and lace at neck
and arms. Sizes, q, S, 6. Reg
ular 2Ic. quality.
Mill remnant price, l21zc. ca.
Toilet Articles Department.
&c. Ammonia, pint, Sc
I5c. Perfumed A mi Tia,
(Howells) &c
15c. Witch Hazel, (Howe1l's) &c
25c. Furniture Polish, I2c
roc. bottle Sewing Machine
Oil, &c
4sc. Fountain Syringe, e. qts.) 25c
3oc. Bulb /" 3 pipes nc
ACC. Water Bag, e qts.) 25c
Ioc. Carbo1ated Petrolio Vase
line, sc
csc. Tooth Brushes, Extra fine I3c
42c. =" " fancy
handles, 2Ic
csc. Powder Puffs, I3c
CSC. Lennox Tooth Powder,
none better, lie
zoe. Hair Brushes, I5c
&C. Cocoa Oil Soap, 7 cakes for Ioc
SC. Anchor Brand CASTLE, 4
cakes, Ioc
7 packages SC. Toilet Paper,
1900 sheets, 25c
SC. Pearl Buttons, 2 doz. on
card, &c
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23
And Mill Remnant Prices
these goods, too.

Lousine Silks-2o inches wide
and in excellent color conbi-
nations. Excellent for skirts,
waists and Innings. Made to
sell for SI.oo.
Mill remnant price, Soc. yd.
Black Figured Indias-25 pieces
"a inch Black Brocaded India
Dress Silks in very pretty pat
terms. This is the best silk of
this sort made. Never before
under $500.
Mill remnant price, 63c. yd.
Checked rlohairs-1o pieces of
them, width As inches and
colors all light. Regular $500
value.
Mill remnant price, 23c. yd.
Notion Department.
I5c. Bone Casing, 9 yards, SC
roc. Corset Steels, a or S hooks,
ca. SC
15c. Stockinet Dress Shields, pr. &c
I5c. Lightweight Dress
Shields, pr. &c
CSC. Nom dor, Dress Shields,
No. 3, pr. ISc
800. Cotton Betting, fancy
weave, 10 yds., I5c
Ioc. Horn Bone, any size, &c
sc. pack Sampson Pins, 400 on
paper, &c
&c. bunch Tape, 6 different
widths, SC
SC. paper, any make, Sewing
Machine Needles, &c
&C. box Invisible Pins, Ic
Rings for Lace Braid, any size,
SC. Box 50 Morning Pins Ic
15c. Kirby, Beard & Co., best
pins, &c
roc. Lindsay Hose Supporter,
A size, Ioc
2ec. Ball Pearl Buttons, I0c
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23
2sn oz We intended
c c4 to get much

7S M, We intended
to get much
Summer Corsets. more money
for them but they caught the
mill remnant fever, and so out
they go.
Summer Venti1ating Cor
sets in white only. They're
nicely and strongly made. All
sizes, too. Worth 45c.
Mill remnant price, zoe. pr.
Colored Petticoats-Just 20 dozen
of them. Top of nice black sat-
cen, rufne of fancy stripes and
p1aids, in metallic effects. Easily
worth $3.50
Mill remnant price, csc.
Chemises-25 dozen of them with
Hamburg yoke and Hamburg
edge around neck and sleeves.
Worth 3oc.
Mill remnant price, Ioc. ca.
Drawers-3o dozen fine quality
Drawers, umbrella style, with
deep Hamburg hounce; others
1ace-trimned, and some with
Hamburg edge and tucks. They
are really worth 75c.
Mill remnant price, Soc.
Stationary Department.
Box Paper, our 1oc. special, &c.
=" :" !" 25c. quality, 121ac.
Best Heavy Envelopes, pack
age of IS, &c
Whist Score Cards, doz. SC
Faber's Lead Pencils, rubber
tip, doz. 7c
Carriers Ink, &c
During this sale we will engrave
a new plate and print so cards,
strictly fine work, 63c
If you already have a plate, will
print so cards for 37Hc
Mucilage that will stick, Sc
Best Ioc. liquid Glue, SC
100 poker Chips, loc
Cruiser Playing Cards, 121ac
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23

Th~oo po,os These are not
e p-,ssa,;no as large as those
- DiuSoenn we have sold so
Rugs. MANY of-b,1t re-
peated calls for smaller rugs
induced US to get these.
They're 22x3o inches in size
and in excellent patterns.
Mill remnant price, Csc.
Drapery Grenadines case of
very pretty Drapery Grena-
dimes, 20 inches in width and
with an excellent style and
color assortment. Very de-
sirab1e for fitting shore cot
tages. Worth 10 cents.
Mill remnant price, &c. yd.
Drapery Silks-3o inches wide
in plain and figured. Worth
3oc. to 4oc.
Mill remnant price, 25c. yd.
p..ao,s An early in the
ralaoo's' season drop, and
lust because of this mill rem
nant sale.
Plaid Tafetas with brass tips.
Hair-1ine striped Tafetas.
Light P1aids.
Small checks with borders.
Plain colored chinas,
with tucked borders.
Were s.. 80, $3.50, $2.75, S2.eS,
$3.25, S5.5o and $3.75.
Mill remnant price, $l.oS.
Art Embroidery Department.
Best Embroidery Cotton,
doz. balls, I2c
Embroidery Hoops, any size, &c
1oc. Gold Thread, skein sc
Macra1ne Cord, &c
Steel Crochet Needles, Ic
Cortice1li Wash Flo,
80 yards spool, &c
All linen No. s Renaissance
Braid (36 yds.) Ioc
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23

And the Are not left out in
NJ. this mill remnant sale
D' planning. Two re-
markable bargains have been
prepared for them.
Is cent Neckwear for IL cents
Fancy silk and satin,
Ascot Puffs,
Teck Scarfs,
Flat Puffs,
Fourth Hands,
Band Bows,
Club Ties,
In dark and medium co1ors.
Mill remnant price, l7c.
Bicycle Hose for 1Oc.-5o dozen
fast black, heavily ribbed
Bicycle Hose, full length and
with seamless foot. Sizes oH
to II. Regular 21c. quality.
Mill remnant price, loo. a pr.
Ribbon Bright new rib
bons at the small
Remnants est kind Of prices.
They will go in a jiffy.
5000 yards mills remnants
of Colored Satin eros Grains,
Tafetas and Fancies.
At Half Prices.
Here's a special in a fine
doub1e-faced black satin Rib
bon, all silk and heavy
No. ST inch, worth IIc., &c yd.
No. III inch, worth I3c., Sc yd.
No. e-IH inch, worth I9c., lie yd.
No. I2-2 inch, worth 23c., lac yd.
No. I6-2I inch, worth 2oc.. I7c yd.
No. 22-3 inch, worth $780,, Ioc a yd.
No. 3o-34 inch, worth 39c., 23c yd.
No. 4o-4 inch, worth 43c., 2oc a yd.
No. 5o-4s inch, worth 45c., 32c yd.
No. Cos inch, worth 5oc., 37c yd.
61a inch, worth 8oc., soc yd.
7 inch, worth $I.25, 6oc a I'D.
lac. Lindsay Hose Supporters,
c size, Sc
16c. Lindsay Hose Supporters,
B size, &c
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23
'Women,s They also tumble
G1o,,o. into this mill rem
NlUYCcs - NJ

'Women's They also tumble
G1ovoe into this mill rem
o'S'' nant sale. Not an
offering but what is worthy
your closest attention.
SIC. Gloves at SOC. 20 clasp and
4 Hook Glaze Kid, in tan,
brown and black. Worth SIC.
Mill remnant price, soc.
SI.2o Gloves for S5c.-4 Hook
and 2 clasp Glaze Kid in tan,
mode, slate, pearl, white and
black, with self and contrast
ing embroidery. Worth ST .2o.
Mill remnant price, S5c. a pr.
Observation-Disclosures doz. women's
white Hemstitched Handker-
chiefs, would be cheap at SC. ca.
Mill remnant sale makes the
price s for I5c.
Embroideries. Edging
and Insertion, worth zoe. a yd.
Mill remnant price, sc. a yd.
Embroidered Cambria F1ounc-
ing, II inches wide, choice quail
ity and styles, really worth 75c.
Mill remnant price, 25c. yd.
Mill Remnant Finely tailored
Price nm suits they are.
wor,an,s c,;4s too. All are
~ of our best
qualities, and most are silk
lined throughout.
Have been $500, $1,000,
$22.5o and $500.
Mill remnant price, $I3.o8.
Crash Skirts at 65c-Just 10 doz.
of them. New ones-came in
yesterday. Made of excellent
quality crash, and thoroughly
well made. $I.oo usually.
Mill remnant price, Csc.
15c. Ivory Button, Jacket size,
I doz., DC
|25c. Mending Tissue, Go
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23

Plain coored Lawns-Theyre 80 inches wide nicely
assorted usually 127zc cents yard
Also Of best quality colored Lawns The usual
I2Ac kind. 5 cents yard.
Innings These prices that have been approached any
other house.
quality lining blues
and black lengths from to yards Regular price
2centsa yard
leading
coos. Lengte yards. Usually Scents ayard.
Seias
yards. Usually Scents yard.
Embroidered FIannes
all wool embroidered lengths
Usually 5oc % cents
small lot all embroidered Fanne
black Usually $Loo. %
Outing yard.
Linens.
beachd Damask yard lengths Usually 35c
Is cents yard.
500 yards quality Damask lengths.
usually 37Kc y cents yard
and s. damasks half
usual prices.
Towels.
40 Usually 75c.
50 Huckabk Towelslarge
large size Turkish Towels Worth II
good Turkish Towels. Worth Sc
Crashes
quality tvnled lengths yards.
Usually SC. scents ayard
all linen Worth 7cents
Towelng Worth
kinds of Towelngs
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23

The store Is cool in
the Warmest weather.
Has Just been equipped
with improved electric
fans.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23


Merrimacs, Cochecos, Coumba Chambays; Americans and
Indigo Blues These light, medium and dark coors.
The usual &C. kind 3 cents yard
Ready Made Sheets We think have liberal quantity but
the guarantee the stocks given length Of
time.
quality beached Cotton
dtorn2 long. Usual price
the we'll Atlantic bed Cotton
yards torna yards long. Usual price
Anchor beached Cotton
dtorn2H yadslong. Usual
Ready Made Pillow These all made the right the
CLOTH that nsures exceptional durability.
of
12H cents each
Atlantic 45x36
inches Worth1 z each
90 of Bedford Coon Size inches
Ill cents each
Blankets
Blankets Worth SO
Blankets Worth 8Sc 50 cents
Blankets. Worth 80 cents
White Goods.
of Usually
Goods lengths Worth Ia7zc
Mill yard.
Quilts
Of extra crochet Quilts. Worth $Loo.
lremnn price7
lot large ecrochet Quilts Worth Ssc
nprice6 IL
Bureau Covers.
only ~ and yard lengths with cclored and
and Mill
Onelot o al hemsitched Cloths. Worth
II Ia CENTS
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23

CSC Jet Buttons, doz. on
card, &c
I2c. Lindsay Hose Supporters,
c, b size, 7c
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Remnants of n. mn ie,lliiaii.
ro,o~od prices and that
Soiols means ridi c u
Dress Goods lo,,e nr;oae cos+

has been entirely lost sight of.
These are a third to a half
what they're really worth.
Remnants of Colored Wool
Dress Goods.
In lengths from to I yards
and the lengths will not be cut.
Prices quoted are for the piece
regardless the length.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23

Mill Remnants of Coons-in lengths of one yards.
Yard wide brown Cottons, usually &C. IL cents yard
Yard wide standard weight brown Cotton,
usually 6Ac 4 cents
Yard wide brown Cotton, best quality
ually Sc 5 ga cents "
Brown Sheetng, 2A yards WIDE one Of the
best usually nc. II cents :"
Fruit of the Loom beached Cotton, yard WIDE 5
Yard wide bleached Cotton, popular brand,
usually &C. 4 cents
Otis Check ShirngsJu Of Them inch width lengths
to yards, usually & cents yard.
Black wide black Sateens
Tws fast coo Lengths yards, worth 11c NC.
cents yard
inch PadsA lot of plaid Dress Goods usually 1c cents yard
Bates Apron Gnghams them brown checks
to yard lengths worth &c. 3l-2 cents yard.
Dress Gnghams of fine Dress Gnghams yard
lengths, worth Sc. liz cents yard.
Abr oy and Barnaby Ginghams-These dress lengths
worth 12Hc 6 Ia cents yard
Scotch Gingham yards Of the best quality usually 25
II cents yard
Ogandes-In lengths suitable for dresses
CSC and 37Hc cents yard
In dress patterns, were nc. to 25c cents yard
Windsor PereaIes very best quality light medium and dark
coor In any length you WISH usually 12c IL cents yard
81 inch Pa of these light medium and
coor usually 1oc cents yard.
SO inch Percaes-Good quality in light and medium coors
usually cents yard
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-23

A great extra saIesforce
has been engaged. Thus
we can promise reason
ably prompt service.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-04-16

The dog turned his head to one side
and glanced inquiringly at Jack and
his gun. Just then the policeman
pulled the trigger and the dog ambled
unconcernedly off. Jack followed up
the foe. and the foe crawled under the
stoop. Jack took as much care this
ing at a Spaniard. but the dog only
Jack thought that the United States
would need all the ammunition IL could
get pretty soon. so he forebore firing
any more bullets at the dog with a
brass collar and a stub tail.
In the meantime the report of the po-
liceman's revolver penetrated with
alarming suddenness and distinctness
into the homes of the residents in the
neighborhood. and instantly so women
put out their heads and then put them
in again. But once put out their eagle
eyes had discovered the cause of the
explosion. Then there came to the
waited to h chefs ears UGH a choice
collection of e~ndearing terms as Is only
heard when a housewife becomes indig-
nant. Some said that Weyler's cruelty
wasn't a marker to the cruelty of Jack
White. One child said hat IL he were
only a man he would wipe the chief off
the face of the earth, and so the talk
continued until Jack discreetly put
his gun in his pocket m lodged down
a bach alley.
In the meantime the dog still wears
his brass color and his stub tail. and
his manner is as staid and sedate as
ever ii vas
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-04-16
HAD BETTER KEEP AWAY.
Chief OF Police White In Danger of Being
Scalded.

-"
Scaided.
The next time Chief of Police Jack
White makes an invasion. or armed in
PREVENTION, into the quiet of the vicin-
ity of the corner of Fourth and Maple
streets. he a better dress himself in
a divers suit and fill his ears full of alb
sorbent cotton, for he will surely be
scalded with volumes Of boiling water
and he will rear the reading of bellig-
erent resolutions compared to which
the Cuban incident might be considered
to be closed.
For let it be known hat Chief of
Palice Jack White, once so popular
with all the ladies. has fallen into deep
disgrace. The quiet neighborhood
which Jack stirred to it's depths yester-
day has a great respect for the law and
it's officers, and Jack White can come
rot and tell the people to clean up
their alleys, and ii Is as good as done.
But Jack al leave the majesty of the
law at the our house and shove his
star into his pocket the next time he
makes a sally in that neighborhood,
for his law or his majesty will not
save him.
And all his trouble is the result of
the violation of a city ordinance by an
alderman, who should be the first to
respect 1t, and a dog who thought he
was doing the police department a
service. 1t seems that Alderman Jack
Hamill yesterday look a spin on his
bicycle. At least that's what some say
but the more radical say that JACK
can't ride a bicycle anyhow and that
they don't blame the dog for interfer-
ing. In order to facilitate the order
of his going, Alderman Hamill thought
the sidewalk would be a pretty good
substitute for a training path. So Jack
got upon the sidewalk with his bicycle
a.A MO- nndnlfn0 alnn0 easily IA
the idea that he was getting along
famously.
Now, there is a big dog who lives in
hat neighborhood, and who puts in a
good deal Of time on the sidewalk in
front of his masters house. This dog
is very staid and sedate of manner and
wears a big brass collar and is pos
sessed of a cute little bob tail The
dog saw the alderman coming Down
the sidewalk on his bicycle. but he evil
IDENTIFY didn't know that Jack was an
alderman or else he In no respector of
persons. for no sooner did the council
man enter upon his portion OF the side
walk than he Dol onense at the in
trusion. Not being able to speak. the
dog could not warn Jack Il keep of the
sidewalk. but nature had provided him
with NEAR to make his d~ispleasure
known. and the result was that the al
derman and the dog and the bicycle
were all piled up in a heap.
As 500 as possible. the alderman
came Town town and told his troubles
to the chief of police. n requested
hat the dog be assisted out Of the
world. After doing this he went 10 a
doctor and had the oun cauter-
lied.
Nothing remained for Chief of Po-
lice White to do but to get his gun and
go after h dog. He met the dog in
the street. about noon yesterday. He
squared himself and took good aim.