Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1898-12-10
Condensed Dream Book

anything at all. Cut this out and
paste 1t on the head of your bed.
Arctic Expeditlon--If you dream that
you are with Andree on his polar trip.
and, after wandering for hours in the
icy cold, have given up in despair and
sank back against an iceberg to die,
1t is certain sign that the partner of
your joys and sorrows has appropriat-
ed all the covers and is warming her
feet just below your shoulder blades
Battle-If you dream that you are in
the thick of the charge at San Juan
with the constant low whistle of
Mauser bullets in your ears and an oc
casional sharp stinging zip on the tip
of your nose, it is an indication that
you had better get up and light the
mosquito smudge.
Carpenters-If you dream that there
is carpenter next door rapidly and
determinedly pounding on the same
spot, who can't by any possibility be
induced to ever leave off, it may be
taken as an indication that you are in
hotel with persistent bell boy try
ing 20 inform you that your 4.3O train
has just gone.
Digs From a Prize Fighter-If you
dream that you are having a bout with
aid Mccoy, who, with bare knuckles,
is landing on you just above the fifth
rib every so seconds, you may inter
pref as certain that your better half
and her elbow are convinced there is
burglar in the dining room.
Electric Buzzers-If you dream that
you have a heavy machine in your
head with the wheels making 4 900 rev.
olutions per minute to the key of high
c, it is voice from the future telling
you that in the morning you will find
your shoes in the water pitcher, your
hat in the CRATE, your collar in your
pocket and will send out for bottle of
bromo.
Faces-If you dream of pretty face
with red pouting lips and dazzling
white teeth, sparkling eyes and pink
cheeks, with wealth of fluffy brown
hair to frame it all in it is a warning
that you had better get in the habit of
calling your stenographer by your
wife's first name before you get to
talking in your sleep.
Hiding-If you dream that dark
man with something concealed in his
left hand coat pocket is just around
the corner all the time and that you
never can get any further away from
him, it is hint from the powers to
pay that little bill and get some rest.
1mperialism-If you dream a certain
plan to make the purchase o. the Phil
ipplnes a paying Investment for the
United States it portends that if you
can only remember that dream a ma
tion shall rise up and call you blessed.
Joy-If you dream that you are wan
dering through pleasant meadows
where THE bright sun is shining and
the birds are singing and an ineffable
peace possesses your soul, don't go to
bed for the next two nights, for if you
dream chat dream three times in sue
cession your mother-in-law is coming
to spend the winter
hlssing-See faces.
Land Grabbing-See imperialism.
Money-If you dream that you are
worth S40O0000 and have a palace on
the Hudcon, with yacht and private
golf links and everything else that
heart could wish, for heavens sake
stay asleep the rest of your life.
Noise-See carpenter.
Orange Monkeys-See purple parrots
Purple Parrots-If you dream that
you see four purple parrots and a
green dragon with seven tails playing
casino on your dresser for a fiagon of
crimson fog it is tip from the fates
to have your dope mixed milder.
Queer Sights-If you dream that
three funny men stand by your bed
side and grin at you over their left
shoulders while they fade into waver-
ing mist and turn into uilly goats with
plug hats, it is hint that New Year
is approaching.
Rough Riders-If you dream that
Roosevelt will last with the ring long
enough to be Pres. poss, go to sleep
again. You've got another dream
coming.
Spiders-If you are in a strange bed
and dream that you are in den of
spiders with creepy, Gravity sensa-
ton all over you, it is a warning to
wake up and search the bed clothing.
Toothache-It's no dream,
Umbrellas-If you dream that you
have found all the umbrellas that you
have ever lost, see Joy.
Variegated Boa Constrictors-See
both Purple Parrots and Queer Sights,
Wrestling-If you dream that you
have been wrestling with a heavy man
who has got you down and is pressing
his knees and his entire weight on
your stomach and chest, it is a notice
from the unseen world not to eat
canned lobster before retiring.
X--If you dream of that amount ev-
cry night for a week it is a sign that
your salary day only comes monthly