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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21
ROMANCE VERSUS KICKS.
The Lop-Esred Marquis who Dis-
liked Moonshinc vanauished
the Pleading Poet.

She whom adore is the wife Of fat mar
quis-a lopeared. blear eyed. greasy mar
Qris A man. without soul. A man without
sentiment, who cares naught for moonlight
and music. A low, practical man, who pays
his debts. | hate him.
This very morning al breakfast he had
cursed the 6shballs and sncered at the
picked onions.
She is good cook The neghbors will tell
you so. And to be told by the base marquis
"a man, who, previous TO his marriage had
lived at the cheap eating houses be told
by him that her manner Of frying ishballs
was a failure--it was too much.
Her tears fell fast. |, too. wept l
mixed my sobs with her'n. Ely with mel"
cried
Ere she could reply ere she could articu.
late her ecstasy, her husband, the marquis,
crept snakc.like upon me
Shall write ity He kicked me out of the
garden,-he kicked me into the street.
did not return. How could |? 7. 40
ethereal. so full of soul, Of sentiment. of
sparkling originality He, so gross, so prac-
ticsl. SO lop- cared
Had returned, the creature would have
kicked me again.-Boston Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21
PUT TO ROUT.
How n weII-known Maine Man suc-
ceeded In Flooring nm English
man with n Hard Name.

Probably the most widely known and the
most popular man in Maine is Payson Tuck
er. A good story told by him is by no means
a rarity, but II is not often that he tells one
involving his own personality. The follow
ing is an exception. II was returning from
Europe few weeks ago" said Mr.. Tucker,
"and saw more or less of an Englishman
who was exceedingly loud and coarse in
his denunciations OF American institutions
II stood it as long as | could, and then
decided to politely demonstrate with that
knglishman and show him wherein he erred
in his opinions of Americans.
Have you ever been in the United
States? ] asked him one evening when he
was on one of his strains.
lie looked me over and then said No,
my good man, have never been in America.
That angered me, and said
What in sheol do you know about what
you are talking Off
''Said he TO me: 'Aw, see what you are
another of those impudent Americans
i see what you are, too | said to
him.. You're dizzle- dazzle whck-a -whack I;
that's what you are
That hoored the son Of Albion and
thereafter he gave Mr.. Tucker wide berth.
N. Y. Herald.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21
"MY WIFE'S LIFE"
How | was the means
of saving it.

when the lungs are attacked and the
symptoms of consumption appear, then
begins the struggle between affection and
that destroying disease which slays its
thousands annually. II Is a happy issue
to the struggle when disease is conquered
and health restored. Such an issue does
not always end the struggle, but IL did in
the case Of Mr.. X. Morris, Memphis Tenn,
who saw his wife wasting and weak ening
and physicians helpless, and then sug-
gested the simple remedy that wrought
the cure. He tells the story thus:
Seven years ago. my wife had a severe
attack OF ip,g trouble which the ply
sicians pronounced consumption. The
cough was extremely distressing, espe-
cially, at night, and was frequently
attended with the splitting of blood The
doctors being unable to help her, I in
dueed her to try Dr: Ayers Cherry Pectorai
and was surprised at the great relief II
gave. Before using one whole bottle she
was cured, so that now she is strong aud
quite healthy. That this medicine saved
my. wife's life have not the least doubt.
! always keep Dr. Ayers Cherry Pectorai
in the house. Whenever any of my family
have cold or cough we use 1t. and are
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21
promptly cured."-K. NORRIS. Memphis.
Tenn.

promptly cured."-K. NORRIS, Memphis.
Tenn.
The question: "Is consumption cura-
BILE Z" is still debated, and stiff debatable.
II is easy to say that this was not a case OF
consumption. Yet the physicians said 1t
was: They should know. As a matter
OF fact. DIR. Ayers Cherry Pectoral has
wrought so many similar cures that II
seems to argue the curableness OF con
sumption. in its earlier stages, by the use
OF this remedy. There is no better Jnedi-
cine for pulmonary troubles than Dr.
Ayers Cherry Pectora1. II gives relief in
eases Of Asthma. and Bronchitis. where re-
lief has been heretofore unattainabie. II
promptly cures Coughs and Colds, La
Grippe, and all affections OF the throat
and lungs: Heretofore, DR.. Ayers Cherry
Pectoral has been put up in full size
bottles only, at fI.oo per bottle. To meet
a woi divide demand for a smaller pack
age, the remedy is now put up in hall size
bottles, at half price--so cents. Write for
DR.. Ayers curebook (free) aud learn more
Of the cures effected by Dr. Ayers Cherry
Pectoral. Address ]. {. Aver Co., Lowell.
Mass.
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A Remarkable Book.

A Comic History of Greece, from the Ear
Great BY Charles NJ. Snyder. Philadel
phia: j. B. Lippincott Company.
The author of this work has set himself
the task of making truly serious set of cir
cumstances, exceedingly funny. He has
unquestionably succeeded, as he expresse,
it. He wrote the book for the purpose Of
getting even with the myths and heroes OF
antiquity who caused him such anguish in
school days. The Comic History OF Greece
is witty and humorous, without being vul
gar. About $50 illustrations illuminate thu
lines from the pencils of half dozen artists
The book is truly tickle tonic for The mel
ancholy.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21
SHAKE Into Your shoes

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder for the feet
II cures painful, swollen, nervous, smarting
feet and instantly takes the sting out OF
corns and bunions It's the greatest comfort
discovery Of the age. Aliens Foot Ease makes
tight or new shoes feel easy. 1t is certain
cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, ach-
Ing feet Jfy today. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, 25c. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
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Yoath k,llea wh,Ie Hunting.

Guthrie, Ok, April i2.-Archie C.
hoerhouse, aged Is. was instantly
killed oy the accidental discharge OF
his gun. lie was out hunting and the
gun was discharged just as he had fin
ished loading it, tearing off one entire
side of his head.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21

.,la papsas I,r psturs explained the t
framed photograph on the piano. "You
wouldn't know II unless ! told you, cause
it's got a smile on the face. Chicago Trib-
una
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Made Him sick.

Doctor ION ocean steamer)-Your turn has
come, ! see, sir Allow me to
Sea. Sick Passenger IAN old bachelor)--
No, no, doctor lit will soon pass of
" isn't sea-.seasicSness. I looked too long
Weekly
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The Exception,

HeI had a scheme so the fellow could
make $4,000 as easily as turning over his
hand, but the fool wouldn't 20 into IL.
She-Then fool and his money are not
always so easily parted after all.--Yonkers
Statesman
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21

A man who wears pair Of overshoes Till
the cloth is faded. knows where every penny
is that he ever had.-Washinpton Democrat
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21

We see no use in man and his wife stop.
ping on the street to Washington
Democrat.
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When some men start to tell story You
will save time by letting them tell IL with.
out trying to change the subject.--Washing-
ton Democrat.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21

Procrastination is the thief of time, anC
industry is the only policeman that car
catch up with him.-Chicago Record.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21

When fellow gets beat in any game, he
gets even by saying his opponent plays all
the Washington Democrat.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21

We wonder why any man wants TO lisp.
II doesn't help his Washington Dem
ocrat.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21

When woman msrries man to reform
him she soon wishes she had left the Job to
the police. Washington Democrat.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21

Ignorance and superstition got married be.
fore the food.-Ram's Horn.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21

1T is true that with regard 10 Texas the civil
authority OF Mexico has been expelled its in
sading army defeated. the chief o: the republic
himself captured and all present power TO con-
sole the newly organized government OF to-
days annihilated within its confines But ON
the other hand, there is In appearance at least
an immense disparity OF physical force on the
side OF Texas The Mexican republic under
another executive Is rallytng IL forces under
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-04-21
he BattIeshIp Maine.

These elements of danger and disorder al
ready pointed out have been strikingly illus
trated by tragic event which has deeply and
justly moved the American people. / have al
ready transmitted TO congress the report OF the
naval court Of inquiry on the destruction OF the
battleship Maine In the harbor of Havana dur
ing the night OF February Is. The destruction
Of that noble vessel has filled the national
heart with inexpressible horror. Two hun
dred and hfty-eight brave sailors and marines
ana two officers OF cur navy, reposing in the
fancied security OF friendly harbor, have
been hurled TO death. grief and want brought
TO their homes and sorrow 10 the nation.
The naval court OF inquiry which. IL is need
less TO say, commands the unqualified conf
dence OF the government, was unanimous in its
conclusion that the destruction of the Maine
was caused by an exterior explosion, that OF
submarine mine 1t did not assume to place
the responsibility. That remains to be fixed
In any event the destruction OF the Maine. by
whatever exterior cause, is a patent and i'm
pressive proof of q state OF things in Cuba that
is intolerable. The condition is thus shown TO
be such that the Spanish government cannot
assure safety and security TO a vessel OF the
American navy in the harbor OF Havana on "A
mission OF peace and rightfully there
Further referring in this connection TO recent
diplomatic correspondence. a dispatch from
our minister TO Spain. OF the Goth ultimo, eon-
tanning the statement that the Spanish minis
ter for foreign affairs assured him positively
that Spain will do all that the highest honor
and justice requires In the matter OF the Maine.
The reply above referred TO OF the 3ist ultimo
also contained AN expression of the readiness
OF Spain TO submit 10 arbitration all the
differences which can arise in this matter,
which is subsequently explained by the note
of the Spanish minister at Washington on the
10th inst. as follows; As 20 the question OF
fact which springs from the diversity of views
between the report OF the American and Span
lEh
certained by an impartial investigation by ex-
perts, which decision Spain accepts in advance.
To this have made no reply.
Gen Grants Opinion
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MY messag5 5s .sS. December reviewed the
situation and detailed the steps taken with
view of relieving its acuteness and opening the
way to some form OF honorable settlement
The assassination OF the prime minister, Cano-
vass, led TO a change of government In Spain
The former administration pledged TO sueia-
CATION without concession gave place 10 that OF
a more liberal party. committed long in ad-
vance to policy OF reform involving the wider
principle OF home rule for Cuba and Puerto
Rico The overtures OF this government made
through its new envoy, Gen. Woodford ana
looking TO an immediate aud effective ameloria-
tion Of the condition OF the island although not
accepted TO the extent OF admitted mediation
Ia any shape, we're met by assurances tnai
home rule, In an advanced rnsse would be
forthwith offered TO Cuba. without waiting for
the war 10 end. and that more humane methoos
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IL VIII he Summarized.

Missoula. Aug. 25.-The federation of
labor has taken up the matter ~ the
employment of white girls in the Chi
nese restaurants, and 1t is hOpll that
the efforts of the Organization WI be
successful In stamping out this 'nfOr-
tunate state Of affairs. For We or
three years there have been young
white women employed in two or three
restaurants conducted by Chinese, but
recently il has come t. he notice ~
those who are pushing the matter that
"A girl of II is waitress in ono If these
establishments. A more suitable Tlaca
will be found for her. az it has been
learned that she is obliged to work for
the support Of her mDthe~ and sisters,
her father being, il is sad. a worthless
scamp, who thinks more Of booze than
of his children. The federation will
find plenty of support in his work.
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The Florence-George a. Kahn. Stew
ensville. T.. II. Banker, Chicago; NJ. &.
Kealeon. st. Paul: George s. Lesher
and family, Cheyenne agency; a. J.
Linden. Omaha: n. l.. Fee. Detroit J.
a. Watson. st. Paul; l.. j. Wyche,
city; w. A. Simons. city: DIR. +. w.
Morris. city: Fred NJ. fenwick, Bon
ner: Simon VIII. Cincinnati.
The Rankin-R. a. Sylvester, Colo
ma: Paul eyer, Frenchtown: r. g.
Limkie. Woodman: Ed 5. Hays, Miller
Creek; r. \. Porter. Hamilton; J. II.
Winslow, Hamilton: \. NJ. Donnely,
Quartz: william Smith. city: Max
Lehman, city; Mrs. Chamberlin and
children, Colma: Lillian Robinson,
Denver; John Vaughn. Chickamaug1:
Ed Weber. Butte: John Donlan. Bear
mouth; Mrs. Annie Mulery. Drummond.
l.. Mcmahon and wife. Omaha; Tom
Levy, y. y. II. r.: Mrs. J. A. Morckel,
Rayalli. J. $. Neher. Bonner.
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MISSOULA NOTES.

W. A. Simons has returned from the
Lou Lou hot springs.
Mrs. /. r. Isdel OF Helena is the guest
Of her sister. Mrs. l. q. Denny.
George :. Lesher and family Of the
Cheyenne agency are registered at the
Florence.
Miss Alta Childs. Miss Rumsey and
Miss Sanders came down the Bitter
Root this morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Wallace and
Miss Ashby OF Helena are visiting Mrs.
Ranft for "A few days.
George A. Kahn spent Wednesday in
Missoula ON business. He wears the
complacent smile that all Bitter Root
ers carry with them this fan.
There will be no more duck shooting
till the season opens. All Missoula
spOrtsmen have come to the conclusion
that the best thing 10 do is to stand
pat.
Logging camps are being established
for the winter in the Blackfoot coun-
try. 1t is said that lumbermen are
scarce. Many of them are at work in
she harvest fields at present.
Eitter Root apples are coming in in
good quantities and in prime condition.
Ihe Yellow Transparent. Oldenburg
and Astrachan are the varieties that
p-ecominate in these early shipments.
Misses Childs and Sanderson re-
mained in Missoula to-day. the guests
pf Mrs. w. @. Ranft, and left tonight
dor their homes in Helena. Miss Rum
sey will be Mrs. RANTS guest for sew
eral weeks.
Mrs. c. +. Davis and Mrs. +. G. Petit
hone. both former residents Of this city,
arrived from the East his morning and
will visit friend here for several days
before going to the coast, where they
will remain till fan at Astoria.
The Grigsby boys who came here
"Wednesday are reCuperating already
On the clear atmosphere of Montana.
They say that Uncle Sam was good
40 them in the matter of transportation
nomeward. They rode in Pullmaus
and had good meals.
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Death of Edmund Johns.

Missoula. Aug. 25. The death Of Ed
mund Johns, one of the M.slula boys
In troop +, a~nnouaca1 yesterday, is Il
sad e Johns was one of the
younger members If the troop ana left
here full of enthusiasm with his com
rades. Those wfD h no. remember
him by name VIII recall him. when
they are told he was the BOY who wore
a white SLOUGH hat that he had turned
up at n side. according To tho CT
ban stylh represented in the illustrated
papers. He attracted considerable at
tentiOn IN the ste - b. eiSDn of his
head gear. but was always applaUded.
II is said that thee are two other mem
bers Of the troop who wIll not live
many days.
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BRINGS GOOD REPORTS.
superintendent Russell Returns From
the Occur d'AIene's.

the Occur d'AIene's.
M~issoula. Aug. 25.-Superintendent
Russell returned last night from a trip
through the Occur d'Alene country and
brings excellent reports concerning the
situation there. The second half of the
new Morning mill was started Tuesday
night n is running smoothly. The
Morning is now shipping Concentrates
and with the new plant i'm full opera
tion will produce more than ever be-
fore. on Canyon creek, all of the older
properties are making big showings
this summer and the coming months
should be the best that the Occur d'AI-
enes have seen for six years.
The Northern Pacihc's new spur up
the Nine Mile country. near Wallace,
will he built at present about half a
mile up the gulch. When il will be con-
tinued Is not known at present. as the
orders for construction now in force
are for the half mile. The work is be-
ing rushed as fast as the large force
of men at work can rush IL. Two new
lumber spurs are TO be built on the
branch as soon as the track department
can get TO IT,. The branch business is
very heavy and is getting better all the
time. Mr.. Russell left this morning tor
Butte.
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ON THE HwAROSCRABBLE
The Cruise Up the Flathead Will
Be Interesting.
1T SAILS LIKE A DUCK
Built by Naval Constructor Thorne at
Plsins-A Voyage of Exploration
and Discovery-Framed
to Jump Falls.

Missoula, Aug. 25.-"The Cruise -
the Hardscrabble" as recorded i'm the
log kept by Fighting George" Wilson
on the voyage up the Flathead river
will make interesting reading. provided
the log is kept as it ought To be. The
Hardscrabble is a neat little river
steamer hat has been built this sum
mer by Mr.. Wilson and Naval Con-
structor Thorne at Plains. 1t sails the
river like a duck n the engineer and
constructor, with "A competent aviga
ter, are now making a voyage of ex-
p~loration and discovery on the river.
They expect to go up into the lake. as
they have the boat trained for the faIIs
ana say that IN will go up any sort
al a rapid. This being the case. they
viii have no trouble in getting into the
upper river and thence into the lake.
Their voyage from Plains. while in
by no serious accident, was "A
hard one, especially as they left the
purser and all his supplies at Plains
n had to go hungry all day. They
tried 10 make Jocko in time for supper.
but the boat ran out of steam ana uad
to be coaxed along. The result was
that they reached Jocko too late to get
"A bite to eat ana were compelled 80
wait till morning. They have things
arranged in better shape now and will
be able to move without going hungry.
The Hardscrabble is a boat 40 feet
long N of IL feet beam. Sne is we'll
built and has modern engines. These
engines however. are to be replaced
with more powerful ones. i'm order that
the boat may maxi better time going
up stream. Those who have sailed i'm
the boat say that il is all right.
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Transports To BE Released.

san Francisco. Aug. 2J.-The following
vessels now on their way 10 or from Ma
Mia will be affected by the government
order directing the release of chartered
transports. Steamers China. Colon. Sena-
tor. Z~calandia. Newport. Ohio, Indiana,
city of Para, Morgan city. Valencia,
Pennsylvania, city Of Rio de Janeiro.
City Of Puebla, 81. Paul and the bark Ia
coma. The Lakme, Charles Nelson and
Alliance are between here and Honolulu
and will Toe released ON their return. The
city of Sydney will so back on the Paua-
ma run and the Australia will be put on
the Honolulu route.
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Both Wings Alert.

Missoula, Aug. 25.-rha.e has bcrn
considerable activity to-day among the
local republicans. Both wings are alert
and IL is possible there will be some
talking out in meeting beore this thing
blows over. There was a meeting a
republicans last nIgnt for the purTcsa
OF calling the COUNT convention Of the
party. The silver republicans seem 10
have been Choked off and barred out,
from the appearance to-day. and there
is considerable fe-iny IN the ranks.
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WANTED-GOOD SIZED DELIVERY
horse, cheap. Address 4. Il. g., Stand
ard, Butte.
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Deafness Cannot he Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There il only one
way 10 cure deafness. and that is sy %constitu.
uonsl remedies Deafness is caused by an in.
named condition Of the mucous lining Of the
kustaehian tube When this tube gets ilhamsd
you have q ~rumbiins sound or imperfect hearing.
ana when IL is eptirsly closed deafness l. the
resuli, and unless the inflammation can b.. taken
out and this tube restored to its normal condi
ton hearing viii be destroyed forever. nine
cases OUT OF ten are caused by cEtarrh. which is
nothing but an inhamed condition of The mucous
surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any casa
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. send for circn.
lars, free r. J. CHENEY A co, Toledo, o..
Sold by Druggists, zoe.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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Station Occnnirh.

Missoula, Aug. 25.-The painters and
carpenters have at last vacated the
Northern Pacific station and division
headquarters building and the offices
are now occupied by their rightful own
ers. There has been considerable
switching around during the progress
of the remodeling Of the building. hut
everything is in ship shape order now.
The superintendent's office was occu-
pied yesterday afternoon and now ev-
erything is finished inside. except the
electric light wiring. on the outside.
the painters are spreading the green
upon the roof.
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BUTTE EMPLOYMENT OFFICE FUR
nishes the best help. 115 North Main.
Telephone 204. Mrs. Lotus, proprietress.
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changed materially within the past two
years. as he is now afrayed with the
middle-of-the-roaders against cooper
alton, even for the cause Of silver,
which he at n time so earnestly es-
poused i'm this section. 1t will be re-
membered hat he was not at all par
ticular with whom he fused when he
made his last appearance as "A candi-
date in this county. Though a popu-
list at that time, he fused with the gold
republicans and accepted their en-
dorsement. But ne has different views
now n is going il alone. according to
the reports hat have been received
here.
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HELP W~ANTED-MALE.

PEOPLES EMPLOYMENT BUREAU,
phone 20j. Wanted. experienced girl to
mark and assert for steam laundry
Wanted, 2 women restaurant cooks. ONCE
Owsley block. corner Main and Park,
Butte.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. BY A FIRST
class baker and pastry cook. Address w.
T.. Standard. Butte