Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-09-22
South Side.

South Side.
Nothing pleases us more than to
get two inveterate bOres to boring
each other.
Mrs. James karrick, of Carlin-
vile, ILL.,, Is visiting relatives in
this vicinity.
The world is full of men who will
stop and fool with a dog before
they will with a child.
At this season of the year mar
ried- men herd together because
they know they all smell equally of
camphor balls.
Polk Adams and John Wyatt, of
the Sd KY, are off on a furlough
for a few days and are mixing
with their many friends.
An elderly lady of our acquain-
lance says that "the girls nowadays
are a good deal more boy-sterous
than when she was young"
Gus Mann, the sportsman of
Prickly Ash, while visiting here
went hunting one evening and shot
fifteen shots and killed fourteen
squirrels.
Miss Winnie Ingram who has
been attending college at Thorn
town, Ind, after a pleasant visit
with her many friends at this
place, returned home.
A lodger OF Frenchburg hotel
a few nights ago woke up and
missed his pillow. After hunting
around for awhile he found it in his
ear. Large ear or small pillow
which,
Last Sunday a week this vicinity
was very quiet. Everybody had
gone to the big annual meeting at
upper Salt Lick. Nothing could
be heard except the house dog
bowling as he thou ght of his mas
ter sitting at a table well spread
and him left at home in starvation.
"Let me kiss your Dewey lips"
urged a Frenchburg youth in the
parlor Sunday night. young man, I"
roared voice from above, ''the
bombardment will open just as soon
as get down stairs" Then the
hapless youngster organized him
self into a flying squadron and
made a fleet disappearance.
We had the pleasure Of meeting
"West End" at the Reunion. He
was very prominent in the man.
agement of the affair and did much
towards making the crowd have II
nice time. He being one of the Of
ficials of the Hazel Green Fair We
are quite sure that he will do much
towards making it a success.
Let the young man about town
out of work try year on the farm
Flowing behind a mule will give
him a new constitution, take the
kinks out of his head. the frog out
of his throat, the bile off his stom-
ach, the WEAKNESS out of his legs
the corns off his toes and give him
a good appetite, an honest living
and sight of heaven.
Some day this Mr.. Refused will
die. He will climb up the golden
stairway and knock at Heavens
gate, st. Peter will come to see who
is there, and when he sees old Dead
Beat Refused he will give him a
kick, which will land him in the
bottomless pit. And when the other
lost souls gather around to hear
why he was sent there he will have
to admit that Il was because he
acted a rogue and -swindled the
editor four years and then marked
his paper Refused"
If the United States couldn't
have whipped Spain then. she
couldn't whip anything. If we are
to meekly submit to the treachery,
murder, starvation and brazen in
timidation from as brutal a nation
as Spain we would say "Call in
the dogs of war. Let the tomtit
build his nest in the mouth of can
non, dismantle the warships, turn
the navy into kindergarten, and
call upon Wan Street to buy us all
the peace W. need"
She is weeping because her
mama wants her to wash the dish
es. Mama is mad, but who is to
blame2 Boys and girls should be
taught to work as a part of life. 1t
is necessary to their well-being as
perfect human beings. Thus they
can only become rounded out ply
sically and mentally into god-like
form of conscious power and wis
dom. Teach your children to work
as a duty and a necessity if you
will have them honor you.
Married, Mr.. Lee Gibbs and Miss
Louellen Stamper. The bride is
the daughter of Elder F. M. Stam-
per and one of our most beautiful
and accomplished teachers, with
generous and loving heart, while
the groom is one Of our most prom
inent young men, of good habits
and was apparently conscious of
the fact that he had made a good
catch. Elder Henry Adams per-
formed the ceremony in the pres
ence of a large congregation at the
annual meeting at Upper Salt Lick,
after which the happy couple were
congratulated by all hands, either
by a shake of the hand or in their
minds. Accompanied by the at
PENDANTS, Misses Rosa Cobb and
Emma Williams, two charming
young bellies of Frenchburg, and
Messrs. William Greenwade and