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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11
The middle Stnte.n

1t is sufficient for the people who arl
obliged to "slimp" and manage to make
both ends meet to realize that they ge;
more pleasure out of life than those
who can afford to crafty their whima
and who need not think before deciding
fancy, says a writer in the New York
Tribune. AS Bridget says in Elsie"
there is middle state" in which peo-
pie are far happier-if they would only
believe it-than those who are well en-
dowed with this worlds goods. "A pur-
chase Is only a purchase, now that we
have money" continues Bridget, regret
fully. Formerly it was triumph!
When we coveted luxury in those good
old times we used TO have a debate for
days before, and weigh the for and
against, and think what we might spare
it out of, and what saving we could hit
upon that could be an equivalent. a
thing was worth buying then, when we
felt the money we paid for it," a
DOOh, an VI lhdlISut, pluut, Il Dll vi
china, piece of silver-all had their
value in those days of our simplicity.
Shall we ever learn that there are better
things in the world than money can
buy? Simple pleasures and happy
hours, that are unattainable by the
rich! What are the young people made
Of nowadays that they dread poverty
SO much? Are not youth and health and
a sufiiciency for absolute needs riches
enough? Does romance count for moth
ing in these days of Mammon? Riches
take to themselves wings and flee away,
and, as a matter of fact and of statis-
tics, those marriages which, from a
worldly point of view, seem most de-
sirable, often turn out disappointing,
while the young couple who begin life
with modest wishes and simple require
ments are apt in their middle life to
bask in the sunshine of prosperity.
Some author has said that comfortable
fortune is the supplementary youth of
middle age. a poor supplement, indeed,
and one which those who possess the
real thing need not envy, even although
comparative poverty may be it's accom-
paniment.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

An entomologist says he has known
common garden wasp to kill 1000
flies day. If we have ever said any
thing in derogation of the wasp and
his heated terminal facilities, we trust
that it will be considered as never hav-
ing been spoken. Anybody or anything
that will kill 1000 flies in single day
IS worthy of all praise, and the wasp
will henccforth be persona grata among
the ball-headed fraternity.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

At recent church fair in a small city
the receipts aggregated over $4,000,
which we're mostly gained in unfair
competition with the town merchants.
A dealer who succumbed to soicita-
lions to give five pairs of shoes saw
them marked at less than cost, and
ailirms that he was afterward twitted
over his own counter because he charged
more than the bazaar saleswoman.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Eight of the most remarkable mar
riages on record took place within a few
weeks in the parish of Ste. Marie, Que
bee. Two neighbors named NORM and
Rheaume have eight children, four
sons and four daughters. Rheaumes
four sons have married Morins four
daughters, and Morin's four sons have
married the four urdaughters of Rheaume.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Landlady - That new boarder is
either married or widowcr.
Daughter-Why, ma, he says he's a
bachelor.
Landlady-Don't you believe he is.
When he opens his pocketbook to pay
his board he always turns his back to
me.-Chicago Daily News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most won
derfu medical discovery of the age, pleas
ant and refreshing to the taste, act gently
and positively on kidneys, liver and bowels,
cleansing the entire system, dispel colds
cure headache, fever, habitual constipation
and biiousness Please buy and try a box
of G. C. C. today; 10, %, 50 cents. Sold and
guaranteed to cure by all druggists
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Burns Observation-Disclosures
change baby makes about house.
IIadley-Well, | don't know about
that. There's been little change around
our house since the baby's advent
Philadelphia North American.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Ethel-I was just telling Mr.. Bangle
it costs Cousin Bob only five hundred
year to live.
Penelope-Now does he ever manage
it?
Ethel-Why, he runs in debt for the
balance.-Judge.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

President of the Gas Company-Great
guns! Twenty-Five dollars and fifty
cents for pulling one tooth?
Dentist tcalmly)-Fifty cents for
pulling the tooth, the balance is for
gas furnished at your regular rates.
n, Y. World.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Mrs. Hettie Green, the star woman
wealth maker OF the United States
found herself in Albany the other day
with only IS cents in her pocket. Her
maid had robbed her of $50 while on a
train from Boston, and fed while Mrs
Green was sleepinC.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

y contemporary points proudly to the
fact that Massachusetts governors do
not interfere and pardon criminals who
are sentenced to death. Their pardon
record in cases of other criminals is
equally in accord with the popular feel
ing, that executive clemency should not
often overrule the sentences of the
courts.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11
A Perfect Newspaper.

To publish ALL THE NEWS
promptly and succinctly and in
the most readable form, without
elision or partisan bias; to dis
cuss its significance with frank
ness, to keep AN OPEN EYE
FOR PUBLIC ABUSES, to give
besides complete record of cur
rent thought; fancies and dis
coveries in all departn elts OF
human activity in its DAILY
EDITIONS of from 10 to IA
PAGES, and to provide the
whole for its patrons at the nom
inal price of ONE CENT-that
was from the outset, and will
continue to be the aim of "THE
RECORD.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Gowper-I don't know how it is, but
wherever | go there is sure to be some
thing disagreeable.
Stickin-And wherever you go that's
just what everybody else says.-Boston
Transcript.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Gentlemen" shriekcd medicine
fakir on the streets of Abilene, 81
pledge you my honor that there is no
whisky in this medicine" With which
the crowd gazcd on him reHronch;uIly
aud melted away.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Hazleton Qnd) disputants went to
law over 60 cents worth of chicken, and
the litigation cost them $40. There is
nothing like having satisfaction. That's
what the lawyers think
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

81 think it's absurd to say kissing is
dangerous" gushed Mrs. Lilytop.
What possible disease could be spread
by the simple act?"
Marriage, madam, "grunted Grumpy.
Tit Bits
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Tulliver-Uncle Pullet knows on
which side his bread is buttered.
Floss-Any fool can manage that.
Tulliver-How?
Floss-By dropping it on the carpet
Pick Me- Up.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Edward Ahrnstitch, an Austrian, who
died II pauper in Chicago the other day,
was heir to million forins left to him
by his father, banker, of Buda-Pesth.
Such is the irony of fate. Men often die
Mt the portal of well-won success or just
us they are drawn from the breakers of
University.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Bill-Your friends no sport. He'd
refuse to take chances if he got them at
twelve to one.
Jill-You don't know what you're
talking about The fellow was married
Mt high noon!-Yonkers Statesman.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Down in Maine "thank-you-ma'ams"
hre called "yes-ma'ams," and one stage
driver says he counted 700 of them in
the 25-mile drive between Augusta and
Washington Mills. His breakfast was
well settled long before dinner time.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

WIlie-We have nice canopy to
cover our carriage.
Bobbie-That's nothing; we have
mortgage on ours which more than
covers it.-Up-to-Date.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

In Atlanta recently an incorrigible
ten-year-old boy was sentenced, with
his mothers consent, TO be confined for
80 days, and to be whipped daily.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11
She Needs sympathy,

When o'erhear two women talk.
Though it may seem absurd.
I always feel quite sorry for
The poor dear absent third.
Chicago Daily News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11
The Easter Season.

A garb both radiant and demure
She sweetly wears with placid brow;
Her Lenten day is passed, that's sure;
Her husband does the penance now.
Washington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11
Easter Preparations.

'NIamma, Bobby has gone and painted tn
oil hen red an blue, an green"
"Of course, mamma, else how's she gon'
to lay all them colored eggs s?'-Chicago Rec.
ord
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

No song is sweet as Home, sweet home"-
That is, provided that
The person who is singing 1t
Is not n diplomat.
Washington Star,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Judge-IIow is it that you have
changed your original plea of guilty to
one of not guilty?
Prisoner-Since then, your honor,
have engaged lawyer, and he put
me up to lying.-N. Y. World.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11
The
Philadelphia
Record

alter a career Of nearly twenty
years of uninterrupted growth is
justified in claiming that the
standard first established by its
founders is the one true test of
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11
The Pioneer

one-cent morning newspaper in
the United States, "The Re
cord" still LEADS WHERE
OTHERS FOLLOW.
Witness its unrivaled average daily
circulation exceeding 100, 900
copies, and an average exceeding
100, 900 copies for its Sunday
editions, while limitations of its
plan of publication in every i'm
portant city of the county testify
to the truth of the assertion that
in the quantity of its contents,
and in the price at which it is
sold "The Record" has establish
ed the standard by which excel
lence in journalism must be
measured,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1898-04-11

Another story relates to a shrewd man
who published an Agricultural weekly not
far from Chicago The paper was supposed
TO interest farmers, stock rasers and dairy
men in particular, and the publisher wanted
the advertisers to believe that he reached
every rural household in the Mississippi val
ley. He had some difficulty in convincing
them on this point, but he certainly sue
ceeded in getting advertising and he did
it by methods which will be appreciated by
anyone who has had any experience as an
advertiser
Every careful and judicious advertiser
keeps accurate account of all inquiries and
sales which can be traced to any particular
medium. Ii he puts an advertisement into
two newspapers and within a month re-
ceivcs 100 letters mentioning the first news
paper and only so letters mentioning the
second newspaper he is very apt to conclude
that the first paper is twice as valuable as
the sccond-that is, as an advertising medium
for his particular kind Of goods.
The publisher OF the agricultural weekly
kncf, that advertisers kept this careful ac.
count of returns and he made arrangements
to have returns come in from every adyer-
tiJemcnt appearing in his sheet. Accord
| inE'y he made up bCna-lide list of farmers
| living within the territory which was sup
A - sA law l,r rnn nd
o'eu " oe o'eie" ny 'i'I '"iiiiiS PaPer' anu
We nl''e "'I"iseLenls 10 nave ,hese farmers
"ll'e ior ''ioi ii'"'lon' price iist OF cata-
,usuG 'telH l'iile e ne" auVertiSeiheEt came
| did not have to do any clerical labor them
ll'auS' ANU III sIiI,e instances tney uld not
Ni!oM MuI' "'S ""Pl'oniLe, except '.'"t Ohey
soI'''utu i 10 receive Illustrated catalogues
"rlu arlo,,+ C'''""'S "uOicS'eu 10 prospective
e at ns s,,n,,oso tb,+ tbo ,,1lislo,, I,o5 :,
Jnced mn,'ufac,urcr nf bnrbnJ ,,ro on
aient.chmn man oT a n.boios,Io sood al
inIb house to ns,t in - trial ndyortisoroonl ",,
A. yerv chean ratc Witb;n tu,o vel
| after thc ndvcrtisement onnoarod ,ho od
vcr,iscr received some "a nr NOR, Io44ars
after the style Of the foIlowing.
"NilEweed, Ill. NAV 16 1Sg7-c,ent,cmon.
Having seen your advertisement of the Du-
p.eX beehive in the Weekly Cornshuck,
q @N 10 a5 Inv yob siS a T hvas prfe fa I
Yours very truly,
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14
Oieies 1T 0ahresaeit,

mann bic 2e6er trGge tpir0 unb complicirte
2eberleiben uuftreten, ober Sorni's Qlpenz
trduter 8lut6elebar 1T ebenfaGs pie MeOiz
gin, Our9 pel4e bds eri4luffte Organ gu
neuer Sbdtigteit ungeipOrnt piro. 9srr 5.
Qentaba in 0aniing, Mi4., but Oieies ebenz
falls ausgefunben, @r f9reibt: Dian
braudt ni4ts gu 9uniteH OOn 8orni's QIz
psntrduter 8lut6eleber gu iu9en, ba er fi9
felbit empfisblt. 8er i'm einmal ge6rau9t
bat, nimmt i'm pieber, Meine 5rau bate
Die 9elbfu4t. .SrOB uIem Mshi5iniren
fpOlte IS ni6t better tperben; ubsr cine 6iaf9s
BON 5Orni's Mpenfrduter 8fut6sleber turtle
fie 5uleBt. Sd empfeble i'm babsr als Elm
it8eres 9eiImittel. - 8rau9t 8oritebenDes
Elm &Ommentar?
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14
Gnttdufdter 6olofuder.

S. u. Stone aus @bicago, pRI9er am
SOuntag in Seattle, 8aI9., aus Sem Cub
Ianoe Glasta etn:raf, bra9te teGegrap6i58er
MeIbung 8ufOIge Die 8unbe, baB g. s..
Rt9aroion aus Chicago, Der init inn unb
Sam. 8. Sbap, 8ob, $. 9tattFps uno
Us. $. SOnes, idmmtIi9 aus G6tca9p,
Die Reiie na9 NIasta 9enla9t, ii9 am
81. 4u9ut in SeIegrap6 Greet, an
Der Stitme : Houte na6 benz &lpnbifs
frf3piIen babe, 0as Quintet bon
@Fiea9Oer @OIbiu9ern bate eben untsr
entiebli6en @ntbebrungen uno QeiOsn ben
@eg bon &ibcrOft, 9, g., 5uriidgsIegt. Sic
tuaren, uls lie in telegraph Greet anlungten,
nabe3u benz 6ungertOoe nabs, Ht6drbion
mar 10 erT90pft, baB er fi9 i!idbt lnebr petz
ter 19lepPen tonnte, uno euBsrOem erfubren
Die Stint oaB ite in SeIegropb Greet gu Ipdt
angetommen Ieien, I'm nod Dor bem Winter
mad Den 9olbminen gelangs1 gu f5nnen. Die
bier 8ameraoen gingen aug, nm 2ebensmitz
tel fir it4 unb 5utter fir 's:e pfsroe Gtpu
5ebn an Der Said gu bei4affen. SSn Der s3piz
i4en5eit bate Ri4arbion it9 aug einem Der
Baden Stones Reoolber perauSgcbplt unb
ft3 eine 8ugsl in Die 8ruit geiagt. UNI iet@
mem 2eben Elm @nbe 81 MAIDEN. M(s Stone
beimtam, fanb er ibn tobt i'm Bette. Die
9aHo bielt bic MorbpafFs fst. Gin bprbeiz
paifirenoer 9epddtrdgsr bate rem @duB,
nit Dem Ri3arbIOn ieinem ireiT9sn 2eben
Elm 3iel feBts, gebOrt, mar ~bin5ugetilt unb
fanb ben SelbitmOrber in ben IeBten 3ii9en.
@r i4affe i'm ms 8ett, ipo i'm Stone
bann fanb. Sci ieiner @ntunft in Seattl.
bef9nerte ii3 Stone, Ter bas 9epGd
ai4arOion's NIT fi6 fii6rtt, bitter iiber bic
canaoii4en 8somten, bic es rubig geT6eben
IisBen, baB cine 10 miierable, eez
fdlrli9e Rpute, tpie bic BON M16z
croft nd9 Der Minengegenb, in
Den 3eitun9en aIs cine gut un5 iider fuFfirz
bare betannt 9ema9t tpurbs. NGes Iei nur
duf 8etrug abgeieben. Mun bate ibnen
geia9t, oaB es bon 9u8leton mad telegraph
Greet nur 200 Weilen ieien. Sic berIorgz
ten ii3 alfo audi nur nit ~2s6ensmittsln fir
einen Mori3 BON 200 MeiGsn, ma9ten a6er
fdlo bic @ntbedung, baB bic @ntferz
nlsng 400 Meilen betrug, unb tpdz
rem baber betnabe ~perbuugert. Oas
Suintett muBte untermegs 5e6n Yferbe
~oufgebsn. Stone tbeilt ferrtr NIT, 0aB cine
8epegun9 in Alasta i'm 9dase lei, ben gon>
greB gu eriu9en, neue @eie5s fir bas Serriz
tprium gu %erIaiieu un6 ftutt Gitta cine am
bere, better g~elegene Stuot CUR SerritOrialz
Sauptitabt gu MAIDEN, @Orber IOq bas Ge=
ieB aufgeboben perben, peI;9es ben 8ertrieb
fpirituOier @etrGnte perb;ettt, penu bas Sc
isB be3tpede nihts.
&i6arbipn bega6 ii9 I'M MGr3 b. s. nit
neun anberen @6icagoern mud Dem Golbz
lunbe. gr mar % Sabre alt un5 rpar BEL
S. q. 6arbb G. g., go. 131 8abaIf 4pe.,
bef9Gftigt. @r tpobnte bei elmer Srau $. g.
@tOpea, $50. 345 AZ. Stra6e, unb par NIT
OereH Sobn 4rtbur StppeG, Der iOeben ais
9emeiner 6es 1. Asgiments aus Cuba 5uriidz
eetebrt 1T. iebr %befreunbet.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14
unfere moden.Qusoabe.

mir enten Die Nufmertfamteit ~inferer
2e1er auf un1ere @o9snzAus3a6e, pel9c
in 9euti9Ianb cine mad SuuIenOen 9GplenOe
@erbreituns but unb gsrube ieBt grObes Sn%
terRfe erregt.
gs tOnnten @iele ibren @erpunbten burf
elm announcement auf bas Wo4enbldtt eins
6reube bereiten unb es finben au9 DieIs
GraseH iiber beige @erbdltniffe, tpel9e in
bieier 3eitung eingebenb er0rtert tperoea, uuI
bisfe 8eife ibre g%rlebi9ung O6ne lang:
8rtefI@reibereien.
Die 8o9enzNusgabe, na9 9eutihtunt
ober fpnit ms NusIanb berfanbt, tpftet incl
POrtO $500 per Sobr, i'm @oruus 5abl6ar
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14
GtabItrt felt 1881.
Henry S~ehoeIlkopR.
Wholesale & Retail Grooer,.
232 ttm0 234 of 1amOOEpD- SttGRs.

2S2 1tn0 234 OF gt1ttOOlpQ-StE@
alpii9en s~sranflins unb Wtarfet' Str..
Gbtcaqo, Jus.
empfieblt Ill TetHer yonre:
Weme oiesiGbrige EtildImer WoubGrtuge,
gteue ruiz. Sar0ineS Mmo Wou=Gs6risge,
6rii d. en- ntarinirten SGtnburger Wnt,
9lc6;teIi run. Spaninr, Hteler Gprotfeu,
8rabantcr SaIaiarocAen, S1rocHcsbHtferp
2ieate JraMff. UrafpurIt, SaI1HIi,
TSetmite fran5. 5riffel.S Groines,
VriIdJe g~trGBbnrger neutrality-suspicious.
Sntport. Sfr1utetfaIc, G0antert1fe1
HetNiteu intb urgc r= rlt0 &~SatofGisS
Med)ten fratt5. Woquefurtf1ic,
Eromage OF Stte, Uahttt1le,
Sii0eIOorfer Semi &eineStg,
2IedlteA CIinen0L, Mobn0I,
9GpcTt, SIiOcN, Stuaurfen.
13ramni DIM. Epar9eln, Gd1nittbobtett,
Seltotucr gtlben, frGn5. Grbiea,
2edDtem uu9ariid1eu ROien=YGprtfa.
SSran5. SbaHaptauonS, ir6t;. .3tuctid1ens
9cutidbes ,YGuetl dl etimuS, SeiOetbeereHs
1teue 8rMnteriIG &iuien, @gbeiUmrit,
OteiSt9ebL &1rte fcimebI, GrbienutebIp
BmdltOetscnz, 0erItes tUo Safergrite,
Nefuite &raupen, d6ten W~ei3engrieS.
Wedlteu Saba, Wtpffa= unO Wio=SfGfees
0f0rrer NMeipp"S WtaIsf1ffec,
NfetHer uno Siuer'S &~afcc=Gneli.
3tedItsu dDttci. nno run. 5tce,
Teinite Oamtna=SbpcOIaoe, &afau,
2tedItcm &iebi9's JIeii@ertract,
GnuoenI. aEterif. miIo Id1tuetSer WftId1p
Mue 4lrtem Carter nno OraSianten'
Stnport. @eob1t= 1luO WogcIIamett,
Medtem Barrier S~Gnupftabat BON 4okbe&,
9eMtidDe EpinurGoer uuo gSoufraBer,
9eutIdle SoIsSabMbe uno &aISpantoTeI
Aues al ben blltgften Hretien.
Henry SchOellkOph
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14

49, rnfers gorreTpOnbenten unb Igen.sn
sefu6en bic folgenben Staaten:
Serr pauG 5rtebeI bic Stuaten Soma,
Rinnefotu, fotpte NOrb= unb @iib<D atOta.
9err 5reb S9erf bic Staatsn Mi6isan
unb DisconFn.
9err IoOlf Werner ben Stat Reerasta.
9err 9enrp @9aaG ben Gtuat Snoiana.
9err Peter 8uI9 ben Stat SGiuois.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14

5auIe go. Is Qfblanb goulebarS i'm blitten
Stod cine golDsne nbr.
@s fpraheu bereits mebrsre 0az
men, Die ibre llbr einbiiBten unb mad benz
9etdnbniB ter 9efangenen bon DIR poliSei
fena9ri9t:gt iporoen pagen. in Der P~oli3eiz
@itatiOn bpr uno iosntiFis;rten bic 8tfangene
uls bic Dame nit Der 9ri1e", bic @obnunz
gen Iubte, M0bel unb 5auier taufen ponte
unb r~sgelmdBig einen O3nmu@tsuafuG er>
fit, tpenn Der &uuf ober Miet9scontratt abz
gei4loien rerben iOllte.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14

@iele @Orter linb anf is masculini ge-
neris; feirs bapon lit ANAKESIS; benn
bisiem Mittel lit &roft gu belfen bel9iebeu,
unb S1par @uen, obue lluterl9ieb bes @ez
i6le6ts, bic ba III Der srOBtel1 4lase bieies
Sobrbuuberts, III Sdmorrboi6en lei6en. Gs
miro GuBerli6 an9emeubet nrb eerpGbrt TO-
fort 2inberuns. Gs lit eiu aus MebiSiu 3u=
laln~meu9eiteates SuitrumPnt, bos It9 BET Der
N~upeubuug erwei6t unb Die 6Gmorrboiben
BELT. Ole ANAKESIS 1T IN aQeu 9potbes
ten gu baberr. Sroben rel Suseianbt bur1
P. Neustaedter & Co., Box 2416, New
York.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14
mern oos KIeine 9abnt.

70 DerlGumt ui6t, has olte unb mobI erprObte
5iIfsmittel fir bas 3abnen Der Rinber,
Nrs. 8illsIow's Sootbin9 Sprtp, au5u=
8obnfleiid. beiertfet aae 9dmerseu. furirt
@inbfoIit ur6 lit has bette 0tittel se9en
Diarrboe. SinfwnbawGnats Gents bic SIoi6s.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14

Grif na@ LANCER sude aelans es, Danf einem
f4lauen Detectipfnif, oer poIi3ei, ihrer
habhaft gu weroen. - Operirte in idmmts
li4en StoottheiIen uro pfeete gut ineirte
"Ohnma9tsanfdue" gu benuben, nm III
DEN moRnuneeI in oenen iie aneeblid
gum Sued oes Qnfaufs pom mcbiIiar=
itiiden eri4ien, oroentli9 aufsurdnmen.
-Gefeht cine Reihe pom Diebfdhlen Elm.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14

Rad b~sTOnbersr lleDereintunFt Fat bic
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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1898-09-14
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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-19
HE'LL GO DOWN AMONG THE PEOPLE.

intend to 90 down among the people and learn
their wantsEugene Stanley Republican candidate Tor
Governor in recent interview.
I'll 90 down among the people, for really think they lone
For sight of who his Sunday schoolby telephone
They have few star straders who stradued lett
and right,
But vet have who stradded an sight
So III go down among EN- with me patrcian pride
And show EN- how a stand erect on either side
OF any proposition beneath the shining sum-
For some of fool enough to think it can be done
III 90 down among the people, those who toll and mo
and pod,
And I'll tell e how the universe is run by me and God
If politicav they re aing will let them touch the hem
Of ME corporation garment that it may be well with the'
III take me pous handshake for the Prohibition clan
And me copyrighted wink wherewh to greet the whisky
III take me bible with to upon the trip
But the other things I'll have to carry in me grip
III Oh down among the people, for they really ought to see
One Great Superior Being this side OF Etcrntyj
And I'll tell em how when shall leave this wicked world
of care
And Journey hence triumphant the unknown there
The cherubim and angels will split the central dome
v.rrg Get n hustle on YOU now for Gene is coming home
How when pass the portals and the King OF all meet
Hen saw Hello here son. get up and give Eugene seat
ri o down among the people let the bretncrn rise and sing
Al hail the power of Stanley; Spondux shall be king
Of ,em shout Vivc la Eugenos; Hoopla vive la lie boss;
Pay homage Stanley our new found beeswa1 joss
Get phosphate Tor the deacons' get sohe oee ~ "
the boys,
got blamed issue got to make noise
While YOU keep the going will take my boundles gall
And 90 down among the peope-so won't havefar to fall
SOL. L. LONG, Grenoa, Kansas
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-19
MORE PROSPERITY.

The reports, generally, indicate an immense
crop of corn. We cannot predict high prices
The history of the past precludes such predlc-
ton. Look for I5-cent corn. There Will be
no Letter wheat this year, and tie Lord only
knows where fax and hay will touch bottom.
The gold standard is ripping the farmer up the
back and down the belly, and prods at the calves
of his legs. We didn't vote for the gold stand
ard but we find that it is immense, especially
for farmers. Somehow, the gold standard don't
gore the corporations When wheat went down,
freight rates went up-teeter- board--only the
teeter is all on one end. "Bank rates remain
unchanged" "Slight auctuation in stocks and
bonds' Sugar and oil away up. IN the SKIES,
and still soaring; wheat as cents; stocks and
bonds one dollar and upward. The farmer may
get out his last years overcoat, for it will take
hundred bushels of corn to buy new one.
Rub up your old shoes, or go barefooted.