New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-11-20
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

He
and his face wore a puzzled and anxious eNpreS-
IT,, os he entered the counting-room OF The Trio-
une. ,
BE YOU the editor" he inquired Of the CASHIER
mo" was the reply you will find the editor on
the ninth floor .r
Gosh" he said in disappointed tone
han't got time to go up there ,,
'WeH. what did you want to see the edlor io'
queried the cashier
Il want him to tell me where Chambers-st. Is
said the man i've been huntin' around for II no
end but I'll be darned il can find IT,
"Uhat was the happiest moment in your life?'
was what the soulful creature asked him, .
We'll. to be frank YIN YOU repi pie t tbey told
me that my FIRST baby weighed a pound and nan
more than Her5i5ohh aGora Gu aid and we have al
WAYS been rivals. ever since we went 70 scnoo'
together."-,Chcago News
Father Dougherty. Of the Paulist Fathers VINO
went to Manila with General Merritt, says mat
American priests ought to be sent 70 the Philip
pines to minister 10 the American soldiers and the
population other than Spanish and Filipnos when
Is pouring into the newly conquered territory
Their labors he thinks are needed in the barracks
and hospitals. Under present conditions ana those
which will prevail for some time spanish priests
cannot perform this work. The Archbishop VIII
not put any obstacles in the way of the Americans
but WILL in fact. give them his aid. and probably
church conveniently situated for their work
YES" said the business man. L have given, up
trving TO collect that little oil from Bikns. You
see lie is o pretty big husky fellow and ne USED
Then Why didn't you employ woman collector?
He couldn't 10 that 10 woman.
That's what | thought so | got one ana sent
her around. but she never came back
"H6 married her"-Chicago Post
An Anglican clergyman of London refers to
"domineering vuglrty' which he thinks is too
frequently characteristic OF the Anglican bishop.
and is ircensed nightly when he observes a
nock Of tin1id clergy covering beneath the vocif-
erous abuse Of some shovel-hatted ignoramus
This freelance vicar is also opposed to episcopal
patronage on the ground that the real oestower
Of the patronage is the Bishops wife
What He Was After-The lady in he the ba OK
ground-Don't you think. Tom, mat the Baron mas
an extremely aristocratic air? 4. ..,,,-.
TOnn-Yes and he now evidently wants 20 acquire
a plebeian heiress.-(Harlem Lie
The school children OF New-Albany. Ind have
become so fascinated with the game OF craps mat
parents have appealed 10 the police 70 oreaN up
The games The children congregate in alleys on
the school grounds and sometimes on the pave
nents and shoot" for marbles. pins pennies.
chalk. pencils or anything they may possess until
thew have become completely carried away with
the fascination for shooting dice
I have a splendid ear for music, said the COM
pl@y answered. Miss Cayenne respectfully but
YOU don't sing with your ear"-(Washington star
The Pev. Ralph Tolemache OF London, has nine
children whose names are follows. !. Lyulph
Ydwallo OGin Nestor Egbert Lyonel Toedmag hugh
Erchenwyne Saxon Esa Cromwell Arma Nevil
Dvsart Plartagenet ? Leo Quintus ToIemacne-
Tollenache De Orcllana Plartagenet; g. Leone SEX
tus Dervs Oswolf Fraudati Fius Tonemache-
Tollemache do Orellana Plantagenet; 4 Lyonulph
Cosnatrick Bruce Berkeley Zermzer Tuiibardine
Petersham Dc Orellana Dysart Plantagenet; D.
Mabel Hclringham Ethel Huntingtower Beatrice
Rlazonherrie Evangeline Wise de Lou de Orellana
Plantagenet Toedmag Saxon. g Lyonesse Matilda
Dora Ida Agnes Ernestine Cursor Pauet Wibra-
han, Jovce Eugene Bentley Saxonia Dysart Pan
taqenet; :. Lyona Decima Veronica Esytn Ondine
r,.sso I1v,da Rowsna Adea Thyra Ursula fsanei
blanche Ielias Dysart Plantagenet; Lyonella
Fredeeunda Cathberea Ethelswytha ldeth fsanel
Grace Monica de Orelana Plantagenet ana o.
Ivonetta Edith Regina YS'entne Myra Foi"ar'h
Avelina Philippa Volantha de Orellana Flah'asehe'
~. t1born r.. what unit Of measurement could
Won nroperly estimate mans deVotI0n 70 YOU
Miss Iowe-The carat-(JeWelers weekly
Tho "a ueatheryane OF Faneuil Hall, Boston.
,area crasshonper is to be taken down and regided
when this vane was last repaired paper bearing
,ho fo,loving legend was found within 1t: "Shem
browne Made itt May % l7i2 To my Brethren ana
Fellow Crasshoppers fell in we year loS NOV Isth
o,r,,, in We morning by great earthquake by
m a.
nv r-tter Ruin by Fire but hopping Timely from my
phil, situation came off with Broken bones &
nuch bruised . cured and fixed by my Old Mas
,er,s son Thomas browne. June Is. l76S; and
Though I Will promise TO hang Discharge my
Office and shall vary We winds may blow
There will be no Peace Jubilee shortage in Phila-
The Macon (Ga) Telegraph" says that within
sixty days thousands OF tenant farmers In the GEN.
tha IL. oavrt-
cultural section OF the Stlte-have deserted their
mature cotton crops because they could earn more
money bv pi,king cotton for wages than by gather
Ing their own crops and paying the rent
:, The Want" Coumn.-Wanted-A suitable thief
Tor an excellent speech for the defence. Address
q Beg inner. - MegGendorter Batter
Al a dinner party not long ago. says The Chi
caro- News" certain young man tan enthusl-
asic golfer started in with the shelhsh TO enumer
ate ~ his partner the details II match that he
had been playing that day. II was not until the
nuddnn was brought that he suddenly be-
Thought himself thai he had been doing all the
talking: indeed. the young woman had not said 4
single word during the entire progress OF the meal
II was possible that she not interested IN the
but still possible. Il am afraid
that have been boring you with this talk OF she
shon " ne said In hall apology. "Oh. no. not at
all" was the polite response only. what is
golf?' with the accent on the rs
NO" said the heroine Of the smart" novel, II
can never be your wife
but WHY" waited the stricken man.
epIs SeGas'S' ,Fshifiadeiphia North American
EFT IS no. often" says The Springfield Repub
lican " that We have a chance TO repay Greece
for the debt we owe to .Eschylus. Sophocles and
Euripdes. but 'Chareys Aunt has just been trans
lated for the benefit Of the Athenian public. which
is getting little tired of Prometheus Bound and
'Anug0ne.
4 Doubtful Answer -Lady-Didnt you take a va
cation this summer. doctor?
Young Ehyscian-No, my practice WouIdn allow
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