Evening star., 1898-07-16
DOoIey Says That Dewey VIII Brook
No Interference.

WARNING TO PRINCE H,NNERY.
DooIey Says That Dewey VIII Brook
No Interference.
From the Chicago Journal.
''If I was Prince Hinnery Of Garmany,"
said Mr.. Dooley. dye know what I'd do?
I'd go away somewhere an play peeknuckle
FIR tn beers. Prince Hinnery's in q place
where he's lfble to be rolled.
"Ye see. Hinnisy. this Prince Hinnery is
| a brother iv tn Impror iv Garmany. That's
why he's prince. II he was g. brother iv
me frind Schwartzmeister down tn street
| he'd be tindin' bar on tn night watch.
Whin Garman gifts along in tn wurrulG
he has all his family wurrukin' fr him.
That's where they're diff rint firm our own
people. We're too proud to wurruk fr wan
Nv our own family. We feel above thin.
So. whin Willum got to be Impror iv Gar
many he give his brother a good job. Hin
nery,' he says. 'yere getttn' to be a big.
sthrong fellow he says. AN ye haven't
done anything but set around he says
'gettin' up bowIln' turnymints an practisin'
f'r the mannerchore,' he says. ''Tis time
We wint out he says, an showed what
| they was IN ye,' he says. Go over he
says, AN kill Chinnyman,' he says. All
Fright, Bill, says Hinnery, all Fright, yer
| majesty lie says. An he wint over in a
boat an pulled down laundry signs an
bruk windows an whin TIL Chinnymen
come r-runain upstairs wr-ringin' tn soap
suds out ir their hands he took thin be
TN pigfaiis an beat III gr-round with thin.
w hin a Garman is at peace with the
wurruld an rayspicts his neighbors an Is
happy to set out in fr-rout iv his place
r-readin' his Fried Press an passin' TIL
time iv day with his customers, he's a
gintleman an usu'lly votes Fright But,
lave a Gaimarh win wan fight, an both
Sides " tn sthreet wont hold him f'r pride
Twas so with Prince Hinnery. Whin he'd
licked tn Chfnnymen he wint walkin' up
an down tn front iv tn contynint iy A sin
with his thumbs stuck In his vest. cockin'
MS hat at all tn wurruld an rnintionin'
| what he done to tvrybody that passed that
way. IN way L threated thin haythin
was a sight yet says he .Aber,' he says,
III do annywan that falls in me way he
says; 'Bedad, will he says.
he was lookin' f'r fight whin he heerd
that George Dooley an Packy Mountjoy
was mixin up, an away he wint to take a
hand In 1t. Cousin George was lust
through with tn Spanyard an was setttn'
on top iv wan iv his boats playfn' on the
cornet fr to pass away tn tirle whin
along come Prince Hinnery. "yen. me
Garman frfnd, what can do f'r e.? saws
George. I've come up says Praace Hin
merry. 'f'r to interfere in this fight he says
frind. Packy Mountjoy' he saws He's a
towny iv mine, an I may have a fuss with
ye whin hear firm me brother, already
says he All Fright says George All
fright. me buck says he. All fright
he says, III wait f'r ye,' he says, to hear
fr' m home.' he says. but he says. in tn
meantime, he says, II ye get between me
an Packy. he says. 'whin Packy comes out
fr'm tn manhole.' he says. IN have to push
We ar-round,' he says. IN take no adyan-
tags iv ye.. he says. but TIL postal factli-
ties are poor, he says, an II ye was in tn
way l might take kick at We whether
lffte fy-r hey,,
An Irish fight he says, is no proper place
fr Garman boy he says. An he wint
on playin' 'oDonneIl Aboo' on TIL cornet
Mhat happened to Schwartzmeister's
brother Hans u happen to Prince Hinnery
II he don't look out f'r himself. Ye know
Looey-a big chunk iv r-round-headed.
good-natured lad. with no more har-rm In
him thin fishball-a Thorough man in his
thrade. too-cud carry half a dozen stems
on each arm over steeplechase coorse
without spiliin' dhrop. Well, wan night
Looey had been loadin' himsilf UP with
kimmel an cursed wather an he wint ol,t
with tn two Regan boys that was ciliy-
bratin' their havin' carri'd tn prim 'ries f'r
Willum ]. O'Brien be rollin' beer kags
down into TIL Chinese laundhries. Well, he
had the diyvil's own time, though he didn't
know what twas all about him thfnkIn'
It was seryous, an tn Regans on'y doin' II
be way iv a joke An iv'ry time they
rolled in kag tn Chinnymen r-run out In
their ondacint clothes. an Looey an th'
Regan boys thrun bricks at thin an oh
twas gloryous spoort FIR tn Regans AM
mighty fnthrestfn' to Schwartzmeister him
thinkin' twas seryous.
Afther while tn Regan boys see man
goin up tn sthreet thatd wanst enpired
ball game again thin, an they nut out
fr him. But Looey bein' a Garman an not
KNOWN how to lave off, wfnt on roiIin'
beer Rags Down be tn bridge he come
aorost a basemint with lights in It, an
rolled q kag. because he was q Garman AM
didn't see where tn joke inded. He rolled
this kag down On top iv Wolfe Tone HaS-
gerty, the shoemaker. who was peggfn'
boots on his bench Haggerty was an in
dusthrees man an needed a r-rest en- he
dhropped his hammer an come boundfn'
out. Schwartzmeister. him bein' a Gar
was that tn kag was rolled again a Chin
nymah, heaved q r-rock at him. Haggerty
come firm near Clonmel, where th' first
thing they farn whin they lave tn mother
Is to heaye a r-rock, an tn mex thing to
duck wan, an he lodged an come up again
Maher. an. though a small man, an un-
armored cruiser, ye might say, took him |
be tn feet an sthud him on his head
Whin tn polls come out he had Looey In a |
vacant lot an was jumpin' on him firm on |
top iv tn fince- Twas at Taste a week be-
fure Looey cud see to make change with |
out propin' his eyes open, an fr a long |
time he took his four quarts day through |
sthraw. Haggerty was on good terms |
with TIL oil man, an he dhropped In to see |
must keep yeer boy Looey OF tn sthreet,' |
he says. II he goes on in this way he'll |
get into a fight he says.
"I hope" Mr.. Dooley concluded, that /
Prince Hinnery won't take Cousin George /
Dooley FIR a Chinnyman. If he does, he'll |
get slapped"