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A contemporary finds gratifcatio

A contemporary finds qualification
in the fact that there are some Eastern
papers that repudiate the currency re-
form plan reported by McCleary's sub
committee. 1t quotes the Boston
Herald's opinion that the plan is crude,
and the New York Suns that the banks
could not carry the note redemption.
Both these papers have been strenuous
opponents Of the retirement Of the legal
tenders and the divorce of governing
from banking. Naturally they oppose
even measure so tentative, so conser-
vative, as is that submitted by the Nc
Cleary committee. The real criticism
OF the plan lies to it's dalliance with a
system that experience has proved dan
gerous and futile at the moment of
stress. 1t would remove gradually that
which needs prompt eXtirpation. OPP
position to this or any plan must be
expected from every quarter where the
tairt Of greenbackism has found lodg-
ment
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
TRIAL OF HENRY GRUBER

County Attorney Anderson will take up,
as soon as the Griffin case is concluded. the
trial of Henry Gruber. who is under indict-
ment charged with larceny in the second de-
gree.
Gruber is charged with the larceny of $50
in money from George Roebuck. The case
attracted considerable attention at the time
from the fact that Roebuck was held up on
the street by kid" Furey and two other per-
sons and robbed of $500 in gold The $50
which Gruber is charged with stealing was
part of the amount taken from Roebuck
Gruber was at that time a member of the
city detective department but shortly after
ward resigned. County Attorney Anderson,
in speaking of the case yesterday said ne
was little doubtful about securing con-
yiction, as it was not possible t. secure the
attendance of Roebuck as q witness.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

different banks come together one unfailing
source of amusement is the recital of what
women nave been doing in the banking busi-
ness. For instance, several days ago a wom-
an went into the Office of the Hamilton Trust
company In Brooklyn and asked is Mr.
Hamilton here? No, madam said tbe
clerk. who remembered her as a woman who
mad started an account the week previous
Where Is he?' asked the woman.
don't know, madam. Mr. Alexander
Hamilton is dead. you know 4 didn't know
It, said the woman. oh, dear, I'm so sorry
Now, how on earth am l to get my money!
and before the clerk could explain she rush
ed out. New York Sun.
LITTLE PENNIES DICTIONARY.
A hat is article to keep a Teller from
catching cold in his hair.
A coat Is what we have to wear SOS we
won't have to cut pockets in our skins.
A necktie is thing to keep mans chin
from dirtying his shirt front
A vest keeps the rest Of the shirt from get
ting dirty.
Pants-well, you've just got to wear pants or
stay at home; that's all. They are what
makes some men look bow-legged.
Stockings are things Teller wears SOS he
won't have to go barefooted in his shoes.
Shoes are what keeps a Teller from wearing
his feet out-Puck
Writing on the Childhood and School DAVIS
OF Byron" in the Nineteenth Century. II.
E. Prothero tells some interesting and moro
or less new incidents. One day. when
Byron's mother had taken him to visit Lady
Abercromby, the boy escaped to the room
above, and while the two ladies were talk
ing together they suddenly startled by
a piercing scream and were Mortified to sea
an object clad in a boys coat and hat shoot
headlong past the window by which the ladies'
were seated. Byron had dressed a pillow in
his clothes and with a shrek had launched
it from the room above in the hope of per
suading his mother that he had fallen acci-
dentally.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
SERIOUS RAILWAY WRECK.
Nearly Thirty People Injured, but
Fortunately With No Loss of

Fortunately With No Loss of
Life.
INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, March 90
Train No. y, eastbound, on the Peoria
& Eastern was wrecked three and a
half miles east Of Bloomington, ILL.,.
shortly after 9 o'clock this morning.
The wreck was one Of the worst the
system has known, though Fortunate
ly there was no loss of life. However,
there were twenty-seven persons in
jured, and four of them seriously.
The train was the fast express. due
in this city at 2 o'clock in the after
neon. AS it left Bloomington it had
just gotten at full speed and was at the
foot of Redwine hill, where there is a
small creek. A trestle Of seventy-five
feet spans this creek.
Just before the train struck this tres
tie the engine tender sank and was de-
rallied. This threw the baggage car and
three passenger cars in the rear off the
rails. However, these cars cleared the
trestle, though the guard rails were
broken. When the opposite side of the
creek had been reached the coaches
all toppled over an eight-foot embank-
ment
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
TODAY'S EVENTS.

NIETROPOLITAN-'Th New Dominion" I'D
PM, s PM.
GRAND-'The Curse of Gold.' 2:SO PM, 8 PM
Naval Recruiting Board, Federal building 10
AM.
Republicans Third precinct, First ward. 7o6
Bedford street. PM.
PM.
Charter Commission. city hall. PM.
Pure Food Show, Market hall.
Naval Veterans Union, Metropolitan hc:ai
s PM.
State Democratic central committee, Mer-
chants hotel.
Conference Reform forces. Eighth and Waba-
sha, 8 PM.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
EXPORTS OF CORN.

Taking the grain and flour exports
together, New York has in quarter
of century completely reversed it's
position relatively to the other ports.
In 1873 we had 61.4 per cent of the total
and they 1856 per cent; now they have
GA per cent and we but 1856 per cent.
This is not progress. 1t is not hold
ing our own. Unquestionably prac-
teal improvement Of the canals would
do much to help us, and as we have
expended at least half the sum needed
though much of that is wasted-we
would do well to provide the rest and
try to see that it shall be honestly
spent
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
AT THE HOTELS.

ASToRIA-Chas E. Kutz, Sioux City: James
G. Ramsey, Miles City; Daniel Delaney, Rose
Xendy, Sioux City; L. P. Prior, La Crosse;
II. R. Raney, Grand Forks; A. H Everett
Manhat9; oo E: F. II ao yard and wife Duluth
son, st. Crox Falls: Van L. Ross, Huron
S D.; VIM. Stong. Iowa; Thos. Torson St.
James; A: Sturm, st. James; H. c. Withnow,
terlco, To-; ]. Quinland. Chicago: E. o. Jas
mer, Chicago c. E. Houston, Ottawa Charles
L. Correll, Saltwater.
James Wilson, R. G. Conklin. Chicago L. G.
Spunney Ellenworth; Sandy Mcdonald, Blue
Earth City; B~1yerson. Spring Valley. Mimi;
soula. Mont; J. Black, Parnell, To-; j. E.
Malone, Owatonna; F. B. Francher. James,
town, n. D.; Mrs. Humer, Duluth; Ed Her
wig. New Hampton, 10.
METROPOLITAN. Arlington. Chicago;
Mrs. A. B. Brown. Detroit; J. G. McCune
Minneapolis: George D; Armstrong. Chicago;
Frank Shergream Great Falls: P. A. Eader
Minneapolis; R. E. Durham Dubuque; T. E.
Armstrong: Campbell, Mimi; Albert E. zim-
norman, Duluth; A. B. Sutton, Superior;
George A. Collins. Heron Lake; S. A. Perkins,
st. Peter.
S. Russell, Toledo, O.; G.. c. Howe. Duluth:
c. Keith, Princeton; E. Dalzel, Cloquet; R.
H. Redn1an Duluth; H. S. Thompson, Chi
COCA; H; F. Kirk, Independence Mo; C. B.
V. S. Cooper. Chicago: j. Burnett, Joliet.
ILL.,; G. A. Magoon. Cleveland, o.; F. B.
Newton. Cleveland, O.; F. c. Hale. Chicago:
A. Quaie, Minewaukan; G. j. Broughton,
Chicago; G. DAVIDSON. Minnewaukon; A.
Brown. Kansas City: D. S. Spear, Charles
City; w. D. Knapp. Rochester; H. D. Davis.
Eau Claire A. McLear. Grafton; F. S. Tai
bot and family. Buffaloi A. L. Lien and wife.
Hillsboro; J. E. Coulter Grand Rapids; A.
Anderson. Mankato; T, w. Krauss. Tampa.
Fla; H. W. Koch, Hector; L.. H. McKusick
and daughter Pine City; S. T. McGoverny,
Chicago; j. P. King. Chippewa Falls; A. c.
Berry, Mitchell; Nv. S. Tabb. Chicago S. T.
Swigert, PHILADELPHIA A. G. Jones, Duluth;
J. H. Hogan Manchester, To-; ]. r. Milliken,
Sioux City; T. G.. Collins, Window; w. A.
Smith, Window; Miss A. Morris. Belknap.
To-; D. A. Fitzpatrick. St. Cloud; j. E. Simp-
son, New York; g. Webb, Ottumwa, 10.
Conn. J. L. Ha adssia'u Chicago gG a. II.
Thompson, New York: Ralph Worms, New
York; e. R. Thomas, New York; George Van
A. j. Grosslin, Lincoln; F. B. Du Marus,
Philadelphia. R. B. Smith Grand Rapids; c.
f. Davis, Chicago: f. F. Chadwick, New
York; F. H. La Due, Minneapolis; George
John ]. Cohn, New York; J. T. Trail, Cali
fornia: +. A. Pendergast, Columbus; w. c.
Goodwin, Bristol. Conn; ]. L. Fitzhugh w.
H. Anderson; Chicago; F. A. Randall, CHI
ton. Chicago; c.. S. Couch New York; +. P.
Willis. Chicago. B. A. Newman. Cleveland;
A. Davis, Chicago; Z. T. Wilson. Helena;
c. W. Clark. New York; ]. S. Kimmelsteil,
WINDSOR-H. S. Head, Kalamazoo; i. V.
L. Clair. West Superior: J. NJ ckal Cleveland.
g.; L.. Gent and wife. Milwaukee; R. j.
OF Olr:c
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

the White Bear town marshal. and lodged
In the county jail. Torgerson lodged formal
complaint against Fish.
The alleged theft is said to have been
perpetrated in a car occupied by a number
of woedsmen en- route from Duluth to this
CITY Torgerson was in the company of
Fish and companion during part of the
trip. and when he missed his valuables. ac-
cused the other two men OF robbing him
None OF the missing property was found in
flshs possession and he stoutly denies the
charge against him. Fiah's companion escap-
ed from the train, 1t is said, and it is alleged
that he had the stolen property.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

a procession of CapuchiE monks bearing the
cross.
In country church in Holland there is a
painting representing the sacrifice of Isaac.
IN winch the painter has depicted Abraham
with blunderbuss in his hand ready to
snoot his son. In Spain they have a picture
OF the same incident. in which the patriarch
is armed with pistol-Success.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
ATLANTIC LINERS.

NEW YORK - Arrived: Tauric. Liverpool:
Noordland, Antwerp. Sailed Trave
Bremen; Bowie, Liverpool; Patria, Mar
settles.
Observation-Disclosures: No-1adic, New York
ANTWERP - Arrived Kehsington, New
York.
GIBRALTAR-Arrived: Kaiser Wilhelm der
Crosse New York.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

Geo. II. Gordon, Austin; e. M. Ferguson, r.
Raudenbush, Chicago; Thos. II. Martin, Carl
ton; Robt. S. Pyke, New York: S. N: Wright.
Dayton, o.; A. J. Whitaker. Marshall, Mimi;
W. J. Dirney. Zumbro Falls; o. w Stanton,
Appleton: c. G. Bowerman. John +. Wallis,
Chicago; Samuel Olson and wife, c. Collins,
Morris; F. Pinkhouse, Chicago.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
ART AND MUSIC.

The Du Barry vase, which belonged to
Charles A. Dana's collection of Eastern
ceramics. was sold lately fer s., 900 to Mars
den ]. Perry. of Providence, r. l.
In the gallery of the convent of the
Jesuits at Lisbon. there is a picture repre-
senting Adam in Paradise, dressed In blue
brooches with silver buckles; and Eve with
striped petticoat In the distance appears
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
WEDNESDAYS WEATHER.
Fair and Warmer.

BY the United States Weather Bureau
MINNESOTA - Fair; rising temperature;
northerly, shifting TO southerly, winds.
NORTH DAKOTA - Fair; rising tempera-
ture; northerly, shifting to southerly
winds
SOUTH DAKOTA - Fair rising temporal
ture; nortberly. shifting to southerly.
winds.
1OWA-Fair; northeasterly win Is.
MONTANA-Fair; warmer; southcrly vines
WISCONSIN-Fair light westerly Winds
YESTERDAYS TEMPERATURES.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

-Signorina Elene Varesi Boccabadat
is singing in opera. Of course she will
be a fiat failure unless she changes
her name to plan Signorina Varesi or
something of that sort.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

Nearly everybody has hard work to
get away from the belief that President
Mckinley narrowly escaped congra .u-
lating Spain for blowing up the Maine
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

The colored troops will be right in
it. The Twenty-fifth infantry, Uncle
Sans only negro regiment. has been
ordered to Dry Tortugas, only a few
hours ride from Havana
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

The Elks have initiated a men,
Der in New York 121 years old. Now
they can yell to their hearts content:
Hello, Bill old boyI'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

Now that Easter is approaching,
the girls are not so sure that any old
hat will do.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

A Canadian goat ate a thousand
dollars in bank bills without getting
dollars worth of benefit. The goat
family is incOrrigible.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

The first experiment in the way Of road
organization to be attempted by the famous
music hall purveyors. Roster 4 Bal. will be
presented at the Grand the coming week. 1t
is a musical extravaganza entitled |-Gayest
Manhattan which continuously through
the winter season in New York
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

If there is no objection, Spanish
bonds may now shake hands with
American silver
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

The famous lecturer Mr.. Burton Holmes,
will deliver two lectures at the METROPOLITAN
opera house Thursday and Friday evenings,
April and 8.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

Millinery Note-Ladies' waists will
look well occasionally this season en-
circled by the arm of stalwart young
man.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
ARRESTED AT WHITE BEAR

Joseph Fish, Accused of RObbinE IA
Companion Of $50 ia Cash and u
Ticket to Seattle.
Joseph Fish was arrested a Duluth
train at White Bear lake yesterday the
charge of robbing Louis Torgorson. fell
low passenger, of $40 in cash. a railroad
ticket frcm St Paul to Seattle, Wash. and
baggage check.
The prisoner was brought to this city by
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

Gilbert and Sullivan's favorite comic opera
"Pinafore." will be presented at the Metro
politan opera house tomorrow night by a
rection of Mr.. Henry De Lorme. This pro-
duction has been in rehearsal for some weeks
past, and 1t is promised that the perform
ance will be one Of the most complete and
artistic amateur events ever witnessed in
this city.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

Yesterdays developments in Wash
ington indicated that Senators Mason
and Foraker and the galleries were for
war
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

Mckinley isn't much of an Abra-
ham Lincoln sort of fellow
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

Clay Clement. in '.The New Dominion %
closes his engagement at the Metropolitan
with two performances today, a popular
price matinee this afternoon and the fare
well performance tonight. The play and COM
pany have achieved an artistic success dur
ing the engagement rss.-..
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

CHICAGO. March 29.-Judge James Goggin.
of the circuit court. one Of the most unique
characters in the legal profession died TO-
day, aged 55
Baltimore Md, March 29.-William H. Ed
munds, founder and editor of the Southern
States magazine died this morning at his
home in Roland Park.
London, March 29.-John Frederick Vaughan
Campbell, second earl of Cawdor, is dead.
He was born in 1871
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
DAYS DEATH LIST.

Special to The st. Paul Globe.
SLEEPY EYE. MIMI, March 29.-John
Hanson. a prominent citizen and business
man, having large interests here. is dead
He was president of the Hanson-Lampert
Lumber company. He leaves wife and four
children.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

Special to The st. Paul Globe.
RED WING, Mimi, March 29.-Mrs- G.
Kopplin, Of Rice. is dead, aged 80 years.
II. Sletten, of Wanamingo is dead aged SO
years.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
MINIS STAY CLOSED
NO HOPE THAT THEY WILL BE
OPENED TO SILVER

Statement by Lord George Hamilton
During the Course of a Currency
Debate In the House of Commons
At Present Any international
Agreement Is Not POssibIe-No
Nation Able to Rehabilitate Silver.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
Cuban Relief Fund.

Joseph McKibbin. 379 Sibley street. treas
urer of the Cuban relief fund. acknowledges
receipt of the following subscriptions:
Cleveland school grammar grade Lit
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

1.-The Curse of Cold" at the Grand thi.
week. is drawing large and representative
audiences Today at 2:30 the first popular
priced matinee will be given
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

WINDSOR-H. S. Head, Kalamazoo; 7. V.
L, Clair. West Superior: J. NJ ck1 Cleveland.
O.; L. Bent and wife. Milwaukee; r. j..
Wooilett st. Louis; N. Kingsley, La Crosse;
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30

Fall.
Note-Barometer corrected for temperature
and elevation. p. F. Lyons Observer
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
YESTERDAYS TEMPERATURES.
The Northwest
RIVER AT 8 A. NJ.

Amount of precipitation train and melted
SnCw) in last twenty-four hours 49,.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
At THE. THEATERS.

THE PHILIsTINE
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-03-30
CONFERENCE AT BUFFALO.

Another Effort to Fix Up the Pres
ent Rate of
Settlement.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-02-09

simple, and that to all lhtents and pur-
poses gola was the recognized real STAN
dard, the object generally being to regu-
late silver by It. II was. as remarked
before. under Grant that the compile.
ment Of the legislation Of 1853 came
These facts, taken with the public ut
terances OF President Grant on the sub
jcct OF the payment OF our national obli-
cations in gold, and the similar utter
ances OF the leading Statesmen OF the
period, show what the general under
standing was. It was from this history
that those who believe in sustaining the
credit OF the nation gather their insplr.
alton. Mlsconstruction OF the views Of
public men and misquotlug them. nor
personal abuse Of those who hold these
views about the national honor and
what constitutes an honest currency ba-
sis will not alter the truth.
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LINEN
SALE.
"A Week Of Bargains, Com
mcneiag Monday, february Z.

More new patterns and greater variety
than ever. We quote n few special values;
40 dozen Fast Edge Pure Linen Nap.
kins at STA dozen.
100 dozen Fine 9, Napkins at sass: regu-
lar price $780,
and up.
90 dozen Heavy fiuck Towels, s2xit. at
CSC each. worth 3Sc each.
100 dozen All Linen Huck Towels, Aka,
at ls,se each.
2lxio, at lsc each.
10 pieces Heavy Bieached Damask, q
inches wide, regular price Csc. for zoe,
ii pieces Heavy Blcaehed Damask. &C
inches wide. regular price soc. for Csc,
Is pieces Fine Bleached Damnsk. u
inches wide. special values at ooc and Noo.
6 pieces Extra Fine Bleached Damask.
70 inches wide. at Sl,eo, regular price s.ss
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Mr, uyn,. on Woman sunt.xr.

In the Remonstrance, published by
the Massachusetts Association Opposed
tothe Extension OF Suffrage TO Women,
We find an interview with Hon. W. T..
Hynes, OF Colorado, concerning the re-
suits of woman suffrage In that state.
Mr.. Hynes thinks that these results
prove that The law should be repealed.
He names, however, but one important
objection, and II happens to be the fol-
lowing:
Tho ballot may be theoretically good
thing for the other sex. practically II
tends to degrade a majority OF the women
who avail themselves OF It's use. There is
q coarse female element which soon learns
to work only for the success OF those can
dldates who will purchase their votes.
Now. Is tho world benefited by class such
as this, whose only question is, What Is
there In 1T"
There are many strong arguments in
favor Of woman suffrage, and there are
also a great many things to be said
against It. The question is one whc,f
Is open for debate. and Is receiving
grave consideration by thoughtful pco-
pie everywhere. l. will strike the aver
age good citizen, however. that In select
Ing main point to urge against giving
To women the right to vote. Mr.. Hynes
has committed the fatal error OF fur
nishlng to the woman suffragsts pow
erful weapon TO turn against his own
position. In other words. the thought
less Mr.. Hynes has thrown a Boomer
ang. If there Is any logic at all in this
reason he gives for denying the ballot
to women, 1t will apply with more than
reboundins force to the male sex,
though 1t is humllatIns 30 admit it
II 4 law granting the women of COL
orado the right OF suffrage should be
repealed because there is coarse,
female element working only for the
success OF the candidate who will pur-
chase their votes" and because the
world Is not benefited by a class that
wants TO know what there is in L."
in the matter OF voting. why cannot
similar reason be urged for taking the
ballot from men?
Is 1t possible that Mr.. Hynes is una
ware that there Is a coarse class" of
men also who want TO know "what
there is in It" and who work for candi-
dates for money? II Mr.. Hynes can
find a reason tand there are some.
doubtless) why woman suffrage law Is
unwise. that will not also apply to the
law permitting men to vote, well anu
good: blu: in his selection of chief OBJ
lection he has only served to furnish
the women who are asking for votes on
opportunity to call attention to the
greatest evil that exists in politics as
practiced by the coarse" element OF his
own sex. and an evil which the women
claim they seek 10 cure.
Mr.. Hynes should search for some
less vulnerable argument. We regret
this weakness on Mr.. HyneS part,
for 1t is not u pleasant truth to ac-
knowledge.
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WHAT THE B AcHELOR SAYS.

No woman is every angry when n man
tries TO kiss her till the man pretends
he thinks she really Is.
Some women have the nerve to so to
n wedding and then say they are sorry
for her poor, lonely mother.
a girl will always forget 10 name
penalty when she eats phIlopena in
hopes the man will claim It was u kiss.
When woman talks SO much that she
makes the rest seem nice by contrast,
all the other women say she is SO nice
and Jvivacious.
The reason why the average woman.
marries the man she does is because
some other man she would rather have
never asks her.
Probably the man who says lie can
never see why Nature made him with a
veriform appendix is the same one that
always wears a shirt with 4 little flap
sewed on below the bosom, which he
never uses, with a buttonhole in 1t.
Love sharpens the wits Of n woman
and dulls the wits Of man.
If most men told the truth they would
write 1t 'Alipe ever" at the end of their
letters.
If girl has on her plumed hat when
She faints away She. generally does It
with her head hanging over the edge of
the sofa.
AS soon as girl gets 10 know the Diff
ference between healthy" and whole
some she knows too much TO be happy
with poor. man.
Probably the women will soon begin
TO have indignation meetings to de-