New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-03-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Tho Editor OF The Wamego (Kan) Agricultur-
list" thus describes his latest encounter: "A man
said yesterday that all newspaper men were rrauds
and cheats 1t would have been resented physi-
cally but for the fact that he weighed nrty
pounds more than us Discretion is the better part
Of vaor But that fellow was liar. all the same
Don't tell on u.s. please.
Chance for An.-Mrs. Gabb-Are you son' TO
have your darter take music lessons!
Mrs. Gadd--N-o. guess not She haint no ear
Mrs Caldwell 1 wouldn't be discouraged at
that; mebby she might learn TO play Classic any
how.-(New-Y York Weekly
THE Atlanta Journal reports the following
THE farmers ov Georgy won't have to work
much to make thur craps this year" observed
Potts.
"How's that?" asked Bolts.
oval you see this gang fellers that Is a-run-
MIN fur GUNNER is all fust-class plough HANDS, an
when they 20 Ground 'lectioneerin each cannydats
will try 10 outplough tother 'un to git a feler's
vote an all we will have do is Jest sct on the
fence an boiler hurrah an tell 'um to go yander."
Frizzell-why. I don't believe butter would melt
BuzzeNit wouldn't get chance At our house 1S.S
We never have anything but oleo.-tboston IRAN
script.
1.-THE Charleston News and Courier makes
effective answer to the New-York newspaper which
declared recently that the Administration. in APP
pointing a negro postmaster at Lake City. 9. c.
made itself cupable the mob that shot him.
II says: III the Administration furnished the VIC
tim. supplied the butchers"
We had a fashionable wedding at the home Of
ono Of our Oldest families last Thursday; George
ANDY" Frew. The wedding was held early in the
Os sr Ss hr s u aa $ '3ed G TO
Newport. The marriage was performed at $50 a.
Of s ssus a' buckwheat cakes and panhaas the
bridal couple departed on the early train tor New
The bridegroom looked happy and the bride hand
some She is so handsome that it is said she can
dny after the Wedding George was in the store
and after sitting behind the stove for about two
hHas aSG an
perry County PENN Freeman
The condemnation OF mendacious yellow Journal
ism by every reputable newspaper in the country
is exceedingly gratifying. II only the immediate
neghbors Of these sheets INDUCED IN structures
Them they could say with show OF plaua-
bility that the motive was jealousy. But that
swer won't do when representative journals thou
sands OF miles away declare their course to be
shameful and criminal This proof that the Ameri-
can press. a whole is morally sound Is the ono
good thing that has come out OF the eruption Of
yellow Journalism
A Successful Authoress-Returned Tourist-By
the way. Mrs De Beauti, | have not seen your
charming daughter since my return When left
"The leighton Magazine" Has she been success.
fuI In her literary aspirations
itor.-(New- York Weekly.
The aggregate amount of State tax on corpora
lions In Maryland in 1897 $40 997. an increase
the year before OF sl0l.+5l
Straight On.-"Woman," tho orator shouted ''once
her feet are on the path Of progress. will go
straight on"
that ran through the vast assembly were:
will her hat?"-(Cincinnau Enquirer.
There are at present ten thousand convicts IN tho
French colony OF New-Caledonla 1t has been used
penal colony since 1863. and in that time has
cost the French Government s2o,OooOoo.
mo. madam" said Wandering Mike: I'm
sorry. but It's ag'in my principles I can't split
Well" che answered. there will be a load Of
coal here this afternoon, and
I'm sorry ag'in. but can't carry no coal. But
III tell you what will do III compromise. Ell
you've got a gas stove XII turn on the gas."-
washington Star.
A religious organization OF Boston women had a
luncheon recently. and four days after 1t occurred
they decided to send the leftover food TO a poor
sick woman with three children. THE thin sand
witches" says observer had dried I'D until
they curied Many OF them had had one bite taken
out. and others were stained with coffee. In ono
corner OF the box were broken doughnuts. II was
Offering that wel-kept pigs would have turned
their noses up at-and this Is the kindly help given
by society that the public is constantly asked to
assist TO say the least, one can but say that the
society needs some one to take active interest
In affairs"
When you asked for your opinion about nny
matter In dispute. my son. Just say that you have
no opinion. Then the man who asked the question
will straightway give you his opinion and 20 away
feeling what nice fellow you Had you ex-
pressed an opinion. he would have gone and told
everybody what an ass you are, and prove II by
his version OF your statement.-( Boston TRANSCRIPT
The Atlanta Journal" announces that Sam p.
II ha ia IN be n for he
ship OF Georgia
Wiggler-I am going to read story Of mine to
you. Shall give you an an@sthetic?
Bogge-It Isn't necessary Just read the story
that viii "A ID ---AAAAA-Boston Transcript