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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-11-30

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes veal
men strong, blood pure Soc. ei. All druggists
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-11-30

Americans pay $4,000, 900 year for look.
Ing glasses.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-11-30

hHUCKb NOUBHS HIIU NOIUBs
DR.. Arnold's Cough Killer cures Coughs and
Colds. Prevents sConsumption.Alldr druggists. .25c
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-11-30

The number OF patents issued In the
United States In 1897 was %, ,729.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-11-30
Coughs Lead 20 Con.umptlon.

Fully $500 persons commit suicide In Rus
sla every year.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-11-30
To Cure n Cold I'm One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
Druggists refund money fit fails to cure &c.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-11-30

Eighty per cent. of Portuguese peasants
can neither read nor write.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-11-30

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. iOc or 25a.
II Q. Q. @. fail to cure, druggists refund money
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-11-30
HEALTHY MATERNITY.
Two Grateful Women of Help They Received From
Mrs. Pnkham.

The climax Of life force in woman is capable motherhood
The first requisite for good mother is good health.
Health Of body health Of the generative organs
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
The Murderous Kea.

Scientists have been some time
studying the habits of the bird known
as the kea, or the mountain parrot OF
New Zealand, which has acquired the
remarkable habit of attacking sheep
and tearing open their backs by
means of its sharp and powerful beak
for the purpose Of abstracting the
kidney fat, which appears to be es-
teemed as luxurious diet. 1t has
been suggested that this peculiar hab-
1t or instinct was developed by the
bird getting the fat from the skins OF
sheep that had been slaughtered, but
this solution is not very satisfactory.
as there appears nothing to connect
the fat on the skins of sheep with
live animals. A more probable solu-
ton of the origin of the habit Is as
follows: In the billy districts of New
Zealand there is great abundance Of
white moss or lichen which exactly
resembles a lump of white wool, ut
the roots of which are found small
white fatty substances, supposed by
some to be the seeds of the plant, and
by others to be grub which infest-
ed it, and these are a favorable food
of the kea. Probably the bird, .misled
by its resemblance, commenced an ex-
ploration in the backs of sheep. and
this proving satisfactory originated
the new habit. In any event it is GER
tainly one of the strangest and most
peculiar instincts to be found in the
whole range of natural history.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
Russia In q Nutshell.

In a sentence, Russia is huge farm,
comprising a seventh of the land sur
face of the globe, and a twenty-sixth
of its total area. 1t has half q dozen
men to manage it-according to the
policy of one of the six-and the peo-
pie are divided into ten millions of
men and women of the more or less
comfortable, more or less educated
class, and one hundred and nineteen
millions of citizens the mass of whom
form the dullest, rudest, least amb,.
tious peasantry in Europe. IL one
travels over Russia to spy out the
land he may go for days across 1t
from west to east without breaking
the continuous view Of tiat disk.
whose only variety Ues between Its
farmcd fairness and its waste flatness.
IT'S squat, shrinking. unkempt villages
aud It's sandy districts wooded With
thin birch on eyergrccns. Everywhere
II Il new. r,,ds and until2.-HagpAs'e
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
Dinah Might.

The Syracuse Post says that a girl
baby was recently brought to clergy.
man Of the city TO be baptized. The
latter asked the name of the baby:
"Dinah NJ" the father responded.
But what does the M stand for?'
Intercepted the minister.
"Well, do not know yet; 1t all de-
ponds upon how she turns out
How she turns out? by, do not
understand you," said the dominic.
"Oh, II she turns out nice and sweet
and handy about the house. like her
mother, shall call her Dinah May.
But If she has fiery temper and dis
plays a bombshell. disposition, like
uine, ] shall call her Dinah Might"
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
A FAMILY OF SOLDIERS.
Remarkable Record Of the Reeders, Now OF
Indiana.

Remarkable Record Of the Reeders, Now OF
Thomas B. Reeder's grandfather,
Joseph Hancock, says the Newcastle
lInd.) Republican, was soldier In the
Revolutionary War In Captain Stoke
ly's company, Eighth Pennsylvania
Regiment, Colonel Daniel Broadhead.
Jonathan Reeder, his father, enlisted
In 1861 in the Civil War in Company l,
Twenty-first Indiana, which was AFTER
ward changed to the First Heavy Ar
tillery. He was wounded at the battle
of Baton Rouge, La, and was dis
charged In 1866. An older brother,
Walter S., enlisted in the Seventy fifth
Indiana with Colonel Robinson, and
was mustered out a non-commfssioned
officer after three years service.
Thomas B. enlisted as q private IN
Company I, Nineteenth Indiana In
fantry under Colonel Sol Meredith,
was promoted to Corporal and then to
Sergeant, was In ten hard-fought bat
Ties with the famous Iron Brigade" OF
the Potomac Army, composing the
Nineteenth Indiana, the Second, Sixth,
and Seventh Wisconsin, and the
Twenty-fourth Michigan Regiment.
He was discharged for gunshot
wounds received in the Antietam and
Gettysburg battles, came home and
made up Company B, One Hundred
and Forty-ninth Indiana, in which he
enlisted as a private, was elected Its
captain, and while in the field was pro-
NOTED to Major of the regiment and
was mustered out in 1865. Samuel T.,
younger brother, served three years
In Company d, Seventy-frst Indiana,
afterward changed to the Sixth Cav
airy. Thus making four from one fam
lily, giving sixteen years service In the
Civil War.
| When the trouble arose with Spain,
on the 18th of February, 1898, Major
Reeder rendered his services to Gov
ernor Mount, and later one son, Leon
| ard NJ, teacher in the common
schools, could not wait for the call fol
volunteers and enlisted in Battery l
Third United States Artillery, and Is
now doing duty near San Francisco
Cal. Another son, Thomas B., Jr., en-
listed in Company II, Twelfth United
States Infantry, and participated II
the fall of Ell Caney and Santiago un
der General Shafter. A third son
Jesse NJ, at the age of seventeen, en-
listed in an Ohio regiment and Is fol
lowing the fortunes of war near Tam
pa, Fla. Major Reeder is exhaustini
every effort to get into the war witt
Spain, urging his services and befnl
warmly Endorsed by leading citizen
and prominent ex-soldiers.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
BilIy's Turn at the Wheel.

The auxiliary cruiser Yankee, which
is manned by the New York Naval
Militia, includes in her crew a large
number of electrical men. During the
Yankees recent visit to New York,
shore leave was granted to the crew
for the first time since they Joined the
ship.
'sThere are funny things in spite Of
the hard work." said one of them.
1--WE were out at sea and one Of the
boys-you know him-was doing his
trick at the wheek Commander
Brownson came up alongside him,
and, after watching him a few min
utes, said:
"You steer very well, my man.
"Billy just saluted-being up on ma
val etiquette.
"'Been practicing since you Joined
the shipy' asked Brownson.
"'No, sir; haven't been practicing
much said Billy.
"'Well, you handle this ship as II
you'd steered BEFORE said Brownson.
eyes, SIR" said Billy, Il have
Where? says Brownson.
"'All along the Atlantic coast says
Billy.
".What did you steer" says Brown
son.
"'My own steam yacht, SIR says
Billy.
az see,' says Brownson.
'Thank'ee, SIR says Billy, salut-
ing.
"And the old man went to his
stateroom. Electrical Review.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
Relier for Tired saleswomen.

Not only the saleswomen complain,
but trained nurses often suffer from
swollen feet. especially when they first
90 into hospitals. A powder which is
much used in the German army for sift-
Ing into the shoes and stockings Of the
infantry soldiers might be Of service.
It consists Of three parts Of salicylic
acid, ten parts Of starch and eighty
seven parts Of pulverixed soapstone.
This keeps the feet dry, prevents chat.
lns and heals any sore spots. The soap
stone alone, without the other ingre
dents, has also been found useful and
soap alone viii give relief when wei
rubbed over the sole OF the stocking.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
UNIFORMS IN AFRICA
The Natives Show u Love Of Soldiers
Cast-of Garments.

The Natives Show u Love of soldters'
Cast-off Garments.
sTn the course of my travels In
South Africa I have been greatly
struck by the fondness of the natives
for gaudy apparel, particularly uni
forms. These are the CASTOR uni
forms of the various regiments that
have been stationed In the country
from time to time. Here at DurDan
one can see every day scores OF ma
tiyes dressed in most ludicrous fash
ion, partially clothed In military APP
parel. the coats usually having all the
buttons, stripes, and the like complete.
You will see a ragged, unkempt Kaf-
flr leading o team Of oxen, wearing
a much soiled scarlet tunic, or dark
blue tunIc with tattered yellow braid
or gold lace, and woefully dirty; or
else stable jacket out at elbows, with
the yellow braid or gold wire Zines
probably round bis waist-no shoes,
stockings or head-gear, and merely a
cloth round bis loins, or, at least, q
ragged pair of breeches.
"The coolies, who are employed here
so largely, are just as great offenders
All about the place one sees shops
with large quantities of uniforms dis
played for sale. 1t is not very long
ago that the authorities at home woke
ND to the fact that It was deroeatory
to the dignity Of the cloth to allow
sandwich men and others to wear cast
OF uniforms, and thus degrade the
soldiers garb. 1t was bad enough. II
oil conscience, to see the loafers IL
England wearing uniforms. but fal
worse is 1t to see dirty niggers and
loafng Indians strutting about the
streets partially dressed in our gal
liant soldiers clothes. 1t Is an insul
to the whole British army. and I
strong representation should be mad
to the colony that the wearing Of mill
tary uniforms by civilians should b
discontinued, and made punishable
offense, as in acknowledgements
ence of the London Graphic.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
YOUNG AT SIXTY.

Serene comfort and happiness in ad.
vanced years are realized by compare
lively few women.
Their hard lives, their liability to Sc
1Tous troubles on account of their pecu-
liar organism and their profound igno-
rance concerning themselves, all COM
bine to shorten the period of usefulness
and fill their later years with suffering.
Mrs. Pinkham has done much to make
women strong. She has given advice
to many that has shown them how to
guard against disease and retain vigor-
GUS health in old age. From every cor
ner of the earth there is constantly COM
inc the most convincing statements
from women, showing the efficacy of
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound In overcoming female ills. Here
is letter from Mrs. ). c. Orms, of 200
Horner St., Johnstown, Pa, which is
earnest and straight to the point:
DEAR MRS. PINKHAM:-I feel it my
duty to tell all suffering women that
think your remedies are wonderful. 1
had trouble with my head, dizzy spells
and hot flashes Feet and hands were
cold, was very nervous, could not sleep
well, had kidney trouble, pain in
ovaries and congestion of the womb.
Since taking your remedies am better
every way My head trouble is all
gone, have no pain in ovaries, and am
cured of womb trouble. / can eat and
sleep well and am gaining in flesh.
consider your medicine the best to be
had for female troubles"
The present Mrs. Pinkham's expert
ence in treating female ills is unparal-
lelled, for years she worked side by
side with Mrs. Lydia. E. Pinkham. and
for sometime past has had sole charge
of the correspondence department of
her great business, treating by letter
as q wv as hundred thousand ailing
women during q single year.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
A Very Ancient Letter.


Probably the oldest letter in the
world is the letter of Panbesa, written
fifteen centuries before Christ, to his
friend Amenemapt, scribe.
The manuscript is of perishable
papyrus, and it is amazing that it
should have survived for more than
thirty centuries and still be legible.
1t is preserved in the collection of
the British Museum. 1t has been
several times translated during the
present century. 1t presents an in
teresting picture OF life in Egypt in
the time of Rameses H. It is more
in the nature of literary produc-
ton, a poem composed in celebration
of the visit of Pharaoh to the city of
Pa Rameses, than an ordinary letter
of today.
Panbesa 'greets his lord, the scribe
Amenemapt, to whom be life, health
and strength" and then goes on to
describe the verdant fields, the thrash
ing floors, the vineyards, the groves
of olives, the orchards of figs. the
great daily markets, with their fish
and water fowl and swarms of pur-
chasers.
The citizens had their ''sweet wine
of Khemi, pomegranate wine and wine
from the vineyards, and to these they
added ''beer of Kati. ;"
There was music in plenty furnished
by the singers of the school of
Memphis.
On the whole Pa-Rameses seems to
have been pleasant place to live in.
ssThe lesser folk are there equal with
the great folk" and Panbesa writes
that its maidens were Gin holiday at
tire every day" with locks 'redolent
of perfumed oil. Washington Star.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

"I was finally induced through reading
some accounts In the newspapers regard
ing the wonderful cures wrought by DR..
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People, to try
them. took the pills according to direc-
lions and soon began to notice an improve
ment In my condition. Before the hrst box
was used could get about the house, and
after using Ave boxes was entirely cured.
"Since that time have felt no return OF
the rheumatic pains. am confident that
DR.. Williams Pink Pills saved my life and
try to induce my friends who are sick to
try the same remedy. I will gla lily answer
inquiries concerning my sickness and won
derful cure, provided stamp Is enclosed Tor
reply. FRANZ LONG:
sworn to before me at Venice. Mich., this
18th day Of April, 1888.
q. B. GoLpsNYrH Justice ofthe Peace.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
Makfne-up Horses.

Ladies' have not got the art OF max
ing-up all to themselves. The silvery.
hued name, tail and forelock which
contrast so beautifully with the coats
of dark colored horses are produced
by the use of peroxide Of hydrogen. 1t
is stated that a well-known fashion
able New York Job master gets In a
five-gallon Jar of peroxide OF hydro
ren every week.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

He-When man begins to get abb
sent-minded you may know that he Is
succeeding In business, or. at least, that
he is devoting all his energies to 1t,
which, In the end, must bring success"
She-Oh, James, I'm 80 glad to hear
you say that. Now begin to believe
that the future holds something In store
for us. You kissed me this morning
when you went away.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one
way to cure DEAFNESS, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies Deafness is caused by an IN
famed condition Of the mucous lining OF the
EustachiAn Tube. When this tube gets IN
famed you have rumbling sound or imper.
feet hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness Is the result. and unless the imam
nation can be taken ont and this tube re-
DESTROYED forever Nine cases out of ten are
caused By catarrh, which is nothing butan In
famed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
case of Deafnes, (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars, free.
f. J. CHENEY q Co., Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

The Great Cities.-The government
Of cities is truly a present-day question.
They will continue to increase. The
drift of the multitude Is toward them
4 drift greatly to be deplored.-Rev. H.
G. Swentzel, Episcopalian, Brooklyn,
Y. Y.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

The United States are certainly entitled tc
retain possession of the Philippine Islands II
the peace commissioners 20 decide, for the
cost OF the war runs far into the millions and
the end 10 not yet Tbs money paid out
stomach, liver, bowels and blood Of disease,
however, Is not an expensive undertaking.
few dollars invested In Hostesser's stomach
bitters will accomplish the task easily. The
poor ~ well az the rich can afford it.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

Brother Gpodman-Ah. it grieves me
to hear of Brother Hunker's death. we
can Ill afford to lose such men. Dea-
con Kinders-It Is a great loss, but let
us take It philosophlcally. His widow
will now probably furnish the memo
rial window that we need to complete
our set.-Cleyeland Leader.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
Ace OF Juror. in South Carolina.

The constitution of South Carolina
provides that jurors must be between
the ages of 81 and So, and new trial
was recently granted in q criminal
case because one of the jurors was Sc
wears old.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

Old Glory.-We do not want Spanish
land, but we want heavens justice,
md millions of men dare to march be-
hind Old Glory to recover 1t. The stars
and stripes never stood 30 near the
blood stained banner Of the cross as
hey do to-day.-Rev. Cortland Myers,
Raptist -. y. Y.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
Wa Paxiux For H.

Mrs. Hopeley-James, you never tell
me that you love me, as you used to b.
fore we were married.
Mr.. Hopeley-Well, gee Whitaker.
am to have no privilege In return for
letting you carry my pocketbook2
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
Fined for Causing a WRECK.

Hansen, the engineer Of the excur-
sion train that was wrecked near CO.
penhagen last summer, having been
held responsible for the disaster, has
been sentenced to four months impris-
onment and to fne of 44.875 crowns,
or S12,02650.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

Marvellous Clock in Brussels. .
There is O clock In Brussels which
has never been wound up by human
hands. 1t is kept going by the wind.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
r. 1flrht Havo Been netter.

II Might Have Been Better.
Miss Rockingham-Did papa give ron
any encouragement when you asked
him for me to-day?
Mr.. Hopeleigh-Weli, perhaps he calls
1t encouragement. He told me to prove
that l am q man by going to the war.
and added that II get back alive he'll
think about Il.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy. Cathar-
tic clean your blood and keep It clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
.Cascarets, beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, l0c, z5c, 5Oc.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

No medicine over introduced to this Pro-
fession and Public has given such universal
satisfaction or preserved SO many lives as
DIR. MOFFETI'S TEETHINA frEETHING
PowpHRsl. Druggists toll us that the rap
Id increase In its sale Is marvellous. TEETH
MA Aids Digestion, Regulates the Bowels.
and makes teething easy.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
Japan,s Sporting Paper.

The latest journalistic venture in
Japan is a paper devoted to sporting
matters. The first number has Al ticles
on rowing, swimming and football.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarsee.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
Toe. 06c II G. c. G. fail. druggists refund znoney
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

No Women in Parliament.
No woman has ever actually sat In
the English Parliament, though several
have been returned as members.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

Moderation is commonly firm, and firmness
Is commonly successful
Religion is the best armor man can have,
but IL is the worst cloak.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

10 Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 1Oc or Sc
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

Fits permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness q tier first days use of DIR. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. 81 trial bottle and treatise free
DIR. r. II. KLINE, Ltd. 9N Arch St. Phila, Pa.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

LYON 4 Cos ssPick Lenfs Smoking Tobacco
stands un,iy allied for purity aud flavor. Made
from the purest, npcst and sweetest Tobacco
1t will please you. Try 1t
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

Mrs. Winslow' 3 Soothing Syrup for children
teething, softens the gums, reducinRinnamma-
tion. allays pain, cures wind colo. &c. bottle
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

To Cure a Cold In One lay.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund money ii 1t fails to cure. &c.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
Beautv Ia Blood Deep.

Don't fo4 ...ac lie is full of checks and
many of them are forgeries.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
Wealth and Reno,xn,

wealth ana kcnOwn.
Ehe-Which would you rather be-
rich or famousi
He-Rich. Then could give yacst
to the Government and get famous, too.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

Marriage makes one of two. but it doesn'
seem to decrease the popul ton.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

self-esteem is about all the satisfaction
some men get out of life.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03

For whooping Cough. Piso's Cure is sue
Ave. Brooklyn. N. Y. Nov. Il 1894
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1898-12-03
peafness cannot Be Cured

Don't expect the man with an alcohol-tinted
nose to desert his colors.