The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-07-31

The next young woman doesn't take the
floor. Instead she leans back in her easy
chair, looking as if she hadn't either moral
or physical strength to be more than a
perfect picture, and she is telling some
body Yes certain type of woman wears
the monocle in London, and of course ii is
popular here, since women are such dom
keys as to wear coats, shirts and waist
coats just like man. For my own part.
l don't care to know woman who wears
monocle. In the first place, it doesu t
begin to cost as much money as a hand
some pair of lorgnettes, and they require
a certain amount of experience to man
age them-an experience that isn't got by
practice or money, but must descend to
one from ones grandmother, who got
them from ones grandmother, who LAID
ed here after her great hs41--timother was
guillotined 1 don't know whether il was
because she used a lorgnette but l do
know that it is only the women who have
the real We're de We're caste who succeed
in annihilat!ng the rich parvenu. Why,
Mrs Newly Richie can't down people as
Mrs. Blueblood does. Oh, there are some
things that compensate one even for the
small quantity of ducats possessed!'
Speaking Of the guillotine," said a fair
haired girl who looks like an angel and
who has the temper Of the person who is
not an angel and for whom Marie Coreui
or the cleyerness with which
Wrenchwomen arrange their necks.
They seldom have pretty necks.
but they display them with
remarkable freedom, and yet they bring
out their best points and conceal their
worst"
If a Frenchwoman has great hollows be-
low her throat and happens to have a
good back, her modiste cuts her bodice
very low In the back, showing its smooth
surface, while in the front the hollows are
hidden with strings of pearls or innumer-
able gold chains, TO which are attached
quaint diamond pendants. The French wo-
man sees the great advantage Of the stock
She arranges the ribbon in very soft folds
i say ribbon, but it may be silk or mule
or silk or muslin or whatever she pleases
and then she has flaring bow just I'M
der her chin that gives breadth to her
shoulders and brings out the dimple in the
chin and the whiteness of her teeth You
know how thin Saran Bernhardt used to
be? Wen, she always went decollete but
she knew how to manage 1t all so that the
bones were entirely forgotten.
The saddest sight ever saw in the way
of necks was that of the thin, scraggy old
ladies at the Queens drawing room. You
know they must go decollete. In her young
days the Queen had a beautiful neck and
shoulders, and she presumes that all Eng
lish women follow her example in this as
in every other respect. As the Queen is
short she wears feathers 10 add to her
hight. and these she forces every other
woman to wear. Hence II a woman Is sew
en- feet high she Is forced by order of the
Queen to make herself look eight feet by
the stiff plumes on the top Of her Golf.
fure. Many a mother who bushes to think
that her own baby sees her bones has
to exhibit them in al their awfuiness to
the British public or else not be pre-
scnted, but no self respecting English wo-
man wants to omit this honor.
DO you remember the story of the old