The Somerset reporter., 1898-01-27

Mr.. Shackwell: My dear. is it your children
or my child EN- that are quarrelins9
Mrs Shackwell listening q moment):-
Neither. The children of your first wife's first
husband are quarreling with the children Of
my first husbands first wife.
Can't be perfect health without pure blood
Burdock Blood Bitters makes pure blood. Tones
and invigorates the system
clothes"
"well they do the best they kim"
It's folly to suffer from that horrible plague of
the night, itching piles. Doan's Ointment cures
quickly and permanently. AT any drug store
price so cents.
Many people spend more for bait than fish
would cost. But how good IL tastes.
or Harry. 1t is CO. pounded by expert pharma-
csts. Ely Bros offer 10 cent trial size. ASK
your druggist. Full size Cream Balm 90 cents.
ELY BROS, Sc Warren ST., n. Y City
Since 1861 have been great sufferer from
catarrh. tried Ey's Cream Balm and to all
which | had long suffered are gone.-W j.
Hitchcock, late major U. $. Vol. and A. A. Cen,
Buffalo, N. Y.
What is an ahsurdity. aunt Louisa?'
"Fifty dollars worth OF ST ver toilet articles
spread out on a - bureau or 90 hat ON a 80
cent dude.
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder disease re-
lieved in six hours by "NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is o great sur
prise ON account Of its exceeding promptness
in relieving pain in bladder, kidneys and back,
in male or female. Relieves retention of wal -r
almost Immediately. IL you want quick relief
and cure this Is the remedy. 1y61
Sold by Horatio w. Gushing, Druggist,
107 Watt st. Skowhegan, Me.
ais your sister at home, Willie?" asked
viii les sisters young man.
mo; he ard her say she was engaged this
afternoen but don't be frightened-I don't
think it's marrying engagement"
TAKE ONLY the best when you
need a medicine. Hoods Sarsapa-
lila is the best blood purifier, nerve
and stomach tonic. Get HOODS.
When a woman loses her pocket book on q
TT rain she always acts as If the conductor ought
to give her another with $50 in it.
T. f. Anthony, Ell. Postmaster of Promise
City, Iowa, says; II bought one bottle OF
Mystic Cure for Rheumatis N, and two doses
OF 1t did me mere good than any medicine l
ever took. Sold by Horatio W. Cushing Drug
gist. i07 Water st. Skowhegan.
Memphis Commercial Appeal Prof Harry
T. Peck says we have no humorists in this
New York Sun: Prof Peck forgets himself.
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS. WInsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of moth
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, seftens
the gums. allays all pain, cures wind collie and
| is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will re-
| lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
sold by Druggists in every part of the world
| Twenty five cents q bottle. Be sure and as
| for Mrs. Winsiows Soothing Syrup" and
| take no other kind. 1y3S
Justwed: What can | do that will make you
| less cold to me, darling?
Mrs Justwed Get me sealskin sack.
RHEUMATISM CURED IN DAY.
| Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu-
| ralgia radically cures in to days. Its action
| upon the system is re mar able and mysterious
| II removes at once the cause and the disease
imme diately disapp. ars. fhe first dose greatly
| bent fits rs cents Sold by Horatio w. Gushing
| Druggist 107 Water st. Skowhegan.
Ella: Where WAS it George proposed to you
| last week?
| Essie At hop.
! Ella: And you accepted himP
| Essie At jump.
| Distressing Stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the mastery powers Of
South American Nervine Tonic Invalids need
| suffer NJ longer because this great remedy
can cure them all 1t is cure for the whole
| The cure begins with the first dose. The RELIEF
it brings is marvellous and surprising. II
makes no failure; never disappoints. Nc
matter how long you have suffered your cure
\ is certain under the use of this great health
giving force, Pleasant and always safe. 1y61
| Sold by Horatio W. Cushing, Druggist
| 1O7 Water st. SkOwhegan, Me