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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

Ledgerby-It does seem good TO see old
Daybuke back at his desk after his long
Illness.
Bnnle-You bet it does-I was afraid IL
was another case Of s. all round for u
floral tributo.-DetrOit Free Press.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

THAT was n curious case Of the bride
groom who was married on Tuesday and
hanged himself on Thursday.
Eyes. but why did he waste Wednes-
day."-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26
Where He Stood.

Uncle Bob-I hope YOU stand well in
school. Petey?
Petey-Yassur-at the frunt OF de class.
I'm a corner next 10 teacher.-Philadelph
North American.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

An Illinois widow has voluntarily given
up her pension OF s. per month. saying
that she no longer needed it. The next
TO keep him in his happy state OF chronic
disappointment.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

II is still thought that there are candi-
dates enough in the Legislature to pre-
vent the abolshing of any judicial cir
cult.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26
His Inference.

Teacher-What do we learn from the
story OF Samson?
Tommy with unpleasant results still
manifesO-That it doesn't pay ter have
women folks cut a feller's hair.-Brooklyn
Life.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

Croker is going back to London to race
his horses. After steering the running
OF Van Wyck "the boss seems to feel
that he has his hand in again.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26
The Ruling Passion.

THAT girl who was robbed on the
street ran all the way home before she
tainted"
"Of course: she wanted 10 take her
feather-hat off first."-Chicago Record.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

hansen has quit the lecture platform.
We prophesied that Nansen would find
that all the frost on earth was not blown
about the North Pole.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

Staying the hand or enterprise that
seeks to spend money and employ men
in virginia is not legisating for future
prosperity
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

How can Tom Watson resist joyously
supporting the Hawaiian annexation Win
those Dole whiskers pleading for 1t?
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

The retrenchment caucus was postponed
until Friday. Well. there Is plenty or
time. and last night was a little showery
for solid reform.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

The stock market continues to stand
the shock Of battle every day from CuDa
TO the Orient.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

Four Georgia society girls have joined
an opera company. They may be prac-
ticing'to play In on those little incidents
such as Miss Crane in Charleston.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

Strange that after four days talking
Senator Morgan had to attack Cleveland
10 get his speech noticed at all.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

The women OF Greece go bareheaded'
but with Easter coming on it's Of no use
to say anything about II over here.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

The price of The Times Is two cents per
eopy aud ten cents per week. or If pai-
monthly, 80 cents per month. delivery
within the limits of RI chmond and Man
chester. sunday paper three cents.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

the Luetgert exhibition apparetly faii-
cd to paper the house for TINS seconu
series.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

Il love the ground you walk on:
This was the tale he told.
They lived up by the Klondike,
And the ground was full Of gold.
Washington Star.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

Visited Heaven is the alluring head
lines in a New York paper. but the
visitor was o Gotham girl and the story
has:ens to explain that she was only In a
trance.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26
Enrcc of uahit

What did the telephone girl say
Chumpley. when you asked her for her
hand?"
Busy nowv'-Detroit Free Press.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26
Wild Critic.

what is your idea Of cynlc?"
"Well. a cynic is a humorist who has
had the misfortune 10 be born with his
smile a trihe on one side. Life.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

1t is safe to bet about three "balls"
that tho pawnbrokers' bill will pass.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

1t ought TO be thoroughly understood
right In the start whether the saloon Rem
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

with striking Hattie Allen. but the evil
dence showed that IL was all In play.
and Tenie was dismissed.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

The DAILY TIMES IS served by ca and
on their own accent IN thlS S,'' when
Manchester. fer 10 cents week ~hcn
paid weekly. bat SOC. per mon i,,.tae OF
paid month"; by mail. m n
r'~buond F cents a month sS ,Os ="
year-anvvhcre in tho Lniten Sla'S"'
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

The Times Is always indebted , ,o and
who favor II with society ne ar such
personals. but must urge ma. a." y, the
be sent over the signature
All unsigned communications will be to
tec.ed always.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

issue Of our paper money should bear
the picture of that woman.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

world that those who wish to place Viz
ginla In the current OF progress and I'M
provement need expect no encouragement
from her Legislature.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-01-26

THE MAILING LIST is ONLY PRi NJ
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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
SILENT MONEY MAKERS.
Penny-in-the-SIOt Machines That
Have Earned Fortunes for
Their Owners.

Il Observe" remarked a shrewd and
successful promoter of industrial en-
terprises, that some one has invented
a pennyin-the-slot machine for pump
ing the pneumatic tires of bicycles and
carriages. If all the good things said
about the device are true the inventor,
it is to be hoped, will profit handsomely
by his discovery.
Few persons are aware of the money
making possibilities of slot machines.
They have been called the little, silent
workers., and they transact their bust
ness so unobtrusively that capitalists
are inclined to smile at the mention of
their earning capacity
The man who promoted the weigh
ng machines worked with coin in the
slot made 100000. l don't know how
much the inventor made. OF the
slot machines the three most profitable
are those that tell your weight, sell you
chewing gum or show you pictures.
II once investigated the earning ca
pacity of slot machines for an inventor,
and there was such Col. Sellers COM
pleNion about the figures that | was
surprised. Slot machines are cheap to
make, for they are usually made from
cast or stamped metal, and the first cost
is usually comparatively insignificant.
They require very little care, and when
the pennies and nickels accumulate
rapidly the dollars take care of them
selves.
It's the little things that pay best,
after all. There is something pleasing
and at the same time amusing in con-
templating a machine that sells air, or
another that sells you information
often unreliable-about your weight.
My experience in business is that the
best things to sell are those which can
profitably be disposed of at prices rang
ing from one cent to tenn. Y. Her
aid
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
A NOiseless City.

No other city is as quiet as Berlin.
Railway engines are not allowed to
blow their whistles within the city linn
it's. There is 70 loud bawling by
hucksters, and a man whose wagon
gearing is loose and rafting is subject
to fine. The courts have a large dis
erection as to fines for noise-making
Strangest of all, piano-playing is regu-
lated in Berlin. Before a certain hour
in the day and after certain hour in
the night the piano must be silent in
that musical city. Even during playing
hours a fine is imposed for mere bang
ing on the piano. In Paris it is only
during the carnival and ON fete days
that the sound of the French horn is
tolerated. At other seasons it is rigor-
ously prohibited by the police. German
intolerance of noise is not recent
thing. Wallenstein, who demanded alb
solute quiet, had $50 houses torn down
in Prague and sentries posted all
around in the distance to secure silence.
There is a tradition that still further
back in time Bohemian shepherd, see
ing the monk Adelbert asleep, blew on
his pipe in mischief. The monk called
down the curse of deafness on him..
Syracuse Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

A Suburban Reason. = Subbubs-
Johnny, why did Diogenes live in
tub?" Johnny-'So the neighbQrs
couldn't borrow it, suppose. Truth.
'Brudder Walter, hasn' l allus done
tole you hon'sty wa de bes' policyl?"
Yes, sar, but L quit policy soon's
j'ined de chu'ch, sab. detroit Free
Press.
Husband (angrily, after somewhat
heated argument with his better half)A \
do you take me for a fool?" Wife
(soothingly)-"No, John! But may be
mistaken. "-Tit-Bits
Superstitious. - Mistress = "JaneI
have you broken another plate?" Serv-
ant-"Yes, mum; l did it on purpose.
I'd smashed 13, you know, and that's
SIGH an unlucky umber!"-Tit-Bits
Love, said the sentimental boarder,
''is blind" More or less" assented
the cheerful idiot, land his defective
vision gives occasion for some extraor-
binary spectacles. "-Indianapolis Jour
nal.
Delay. - He - Suppose, darling,
that some immensely wealthy old duff
fer on the edge of the grave should want
to marry you-would you throw me
over?' SheI'Not necessarily: but ySu
might haveto wait few years Puck.
In Pursuit of Knowledge. -Litle
Robert-"Papa, l heard you say rtha.ss
the lady you went to hear play last
night made the piano fairly talk, didn't
II" Papa-"Yes, it really seemed as
if she did So" Little Roberts that
the reason they called it recital ?"-
Cleveland Leader.
''Marie!" he cried, passionately, as
he threw himself at the feet of the rich
widow, will you be my wife," Yes,
John" she murmured, putting her arms
about his neck. 1T means the sacrifice
of my fortune, for my income from my
late husbands estate ceases at my sec
ond marriage; but my love for you is
such" Marie, l cannot accept the
sacrifice! 1t is too much! l will be
brother to you! '-Tit-Bits
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
A Maine Mans FIsh Story,

David Kelly of Surry has hada queer
experience, and in consequence believes
that smelt will never die so long as
it is kept frozen stiff. Some time ago
he was fishing on Morgan's bay, where
he captured dozen or more smelts.
which he left in pail in his little
shanty, expecting to return soon and
resume work. Being called to Boston
to attend the funeral of a relative, he
did not return for several days. Then
he took the pail filled with snow and
ice, in which were the smelts, and
placed it in tub, pouring over it few
gallons of warm water in order to Get
the fish out whole. He then went to the
village, where he stayed three hours.
When he returned every smelt WIS
alive and swimming around in the tub.
Lewiston Journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

Chollie-Faw the bloomin' life of me,
l cawn't understand why Miss Cum
lately got so indignant when l asked
her to sing that song about-er-maw-
BILE halls, you know.
Yabsley--You dim and doleful idiot,
her father used to drive a wagon for
stone yard.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

Prof. Park, of Andover, figures rath-
er amusingly in the "reminiscences of
the late Prof. Schaff, just published.
In 1S42 Schaff, being privat-docent at
Berlin, introduced Park to his German
friends, among the rest to Kahnis. He
relates that, under the continuous pelt-
ing of Parks questions, Kahnis finally
exclaimed, in despair: God forgive
Christopher Columbus for discovering
American
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

Crawford-It doesn't seem to matter
what the doctor prescribes for my wife,
the grasping druggist charges rs cents
for the prescription.
Crabshaw-That's nothing. My wife's
doctor prescribed bicycle for her anc
1t cost me $l00.-N. Y. Truth.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
COu1dn't Stop Him.

"My doctor knows better than to
forbid me to drink coffee"
'Why do you think SOP"
'He knows if | didn't drink coffee 1
wouldn't be strong enough to earn
money to pay his s."-Chicago Rec
ord.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
Same Thing.

Mr.. Boresley (amateur hypnotist)-
Now, Miss Spicer, want you for a mo-
ment to concentrate your mind upon
absolutely nothing.
Miss Spicer-Would it make much
difference if 1 concentrated it upon
you, Mr.. Boresley ?-Tit-Bits.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
Truly Wonderful,

Mrs. Wiffles-What most surprised
you when you arrived in Paris?
Mrs. Jaunter-Why, the fact that lit
tie children of three or four years could
talk French. 1t was perfectly amaz-
ing.-Tit-Bits.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
What Would BE the Use.

He-To sit here forever and hold your
little hand in mine would be heaven
enough for me.
She-Yes; but if you held my hand
all the time nobody would ever have a
chance to see my engagement ring
Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

She looked at him reproachfully.
"You were out last night" she said.
''Out about $780," he admitted before
he realized that his words had a tsn-
dency to cast a doubt on his assertion
that he had been sitting up with a sick
friend.-Chicago Post
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

She-There are people who use re-
ligion as cloak.
He--I know it.
What will they do in the next world,
do you think?"
"Oh, they won't need any cloak to
keep them warm here."-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
The Difference.

Winterbloom-Don't you think 5000
is rather high for tailor-madc gown ?
Won Blumer tells me his wife paid only
$3.50 for hers.
Mrs. Winterbloom-True, my dear,
but she got hers before 1 got mine
n. Y. Truth.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
A Mad Rush.

Mexican-Big earthquake to-day.
American Tourist-Was there onei
didn't notice it.
Mexican-Not you see zee people rush
out from churches?
Iourist-Oh, yes, 1 saw that; but
thought maybe the contribution box
was going 'round.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

"Who gives this bride away?" asked
the minister.
Il do, willingly" replied her father,
innocently, with an approving smile at
the groom.-North American.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
EfectuaIIy Disguised.

aren't you mistaken? | didn't see
Mrs. Pswift at the masquerade"
Eyes, you did, but you failed to rec
ognize her. She went without her face
powder. "-Chicago Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

Police Ofiicer--You seem to be lost,
my little man. Am | not right?
Willie Jagged seven 1.-The perspicacity
OF the modern officer of the law is most
wonderfully. Y. Truth.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

s'pose It's right fob folks tn fight
Ter save dahse'fs FUN shame.
But eff you does, don't nevvuh shoot
Until you's done took aim.
WASHINGTON Star
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

Madeline Gndignantly)-He said l
was an old flame of his? The idea!
Julia (soothingly)-Oh! don't think
he meant that you were old at that
time.-Puck.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

Jack Redding-There's that Miss
Carmine. They say her face is her for
tune.
Miss Cuttynge-Then she ought to be
arrested for counterfeiting.-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
Just What They Like.

She said her affection for him was intense,
And likewise he swore he loved her;
And since they are spoons, their engage
ment, of course,
Is certain to make quite stir.
Puck.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

When lovely woman holds full sway
The worst of all her cares
May be to make fair listeners pay
Close heed to what she has to say
Instead of what she wears.
Washington Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
A Juvenile DInlOmnt.

Willie (who has eaten his piece of
cake as fast as possible)-I say, Ethel,
let's play menagerie. III be the mon
key, and you feed me with your cake,
--Tit-Bits.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

Cholly-Tm afwaid that glass of wine
has gone to my head
Molly-It must be awfully lonesome.
-Ainslee's Magazine.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
He Named the Species.

He referred to her as bird
When his love was 18-carat,
But later. so I've heard,
He referred to her as a parrot!
-Up-to-Date.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
Nothing Else There

He-Such thing never entered my
head.
She-Probably it couldn't stand soil
tude.-N. Y. World.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
Proper CInasifIcntiOn.

borrowing is disease" said Bigbes
in self-justification.
And lending is insanity" replied
Small. significantly. - Philadelphia
North American.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

Mrs. Dearborn-How did your parrot
learn to swear so?
Mrs. Wabash-Oh, my husband has
an alarm clock in his room.-Yonkers
Statesman
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
The Pity of II.

Things go by contraries in life:
The vlrtuous seldom get their rights;
He that is priced most by his wife
is not afraid to stay out nights.
Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
&fj5l1;353 II KS
Unkind.

Elderly Admirer-It is foolish to be
proud of it, perhaps, Miss Amanda, but
l was born in Boston, within a few
blocks of the house where Benjamin
Franklin was born.
Miss Quickstep-How very interest
Ing! You were boys together, dare
say?-Chicago Tribune.
A Comparison.
Man Is like unto kerosene lamp
He isn't especially bright,
He's often turned down. he generally
smokes,
And he frequently goes out at night.
IN. Y. Evening Journal.
A PROFESSIONAL BOXER.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
Exceedingly UngenerOus.

Gidds-Age has begun to tell on Miss
Goldthorpe.
Gadds-That is exceedingly ungen-
erous of age, for she never told on it.
Up to Date.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

She-Do you really love me, George
He (snappishly)-Didn't tell you
week before last that 1 did?-Somer
vile journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

The Old Lady-Oh, Maude, see that
drunken brute! Such men ought not
to be allowed at large.
Maude - But that's Cousin Tom,
aunty!
"Cousin Tom? Then those horril
saloon keepers have been drugging that
poor boy again!"-N. Y. Evening Jour
nal,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
Happiness.

A weather-worn mulberry
Meath which the children sit,
And a hooking bird a-singing
In the very top of it.
Chicago Times-Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12
DeliberatiOn

about 90 minutes walk"
For you or for me ?''-Golden DAYS
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-05-12

Shorty-How far is it to the post of
fee?
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1898-11-14
COULD SCARCEL 7 RAISE HIS HAND.
Vet took care OF seventy head of stock.
The farmer who found q friend.

serious results often follow a strain,
especially VIXEN 1t affects the BACK, and
few people are so liable to strain as those
who are lifting heavy loads Of various
rareIv ever overtaxes his strength. Fa-
sniliarity with the class of wares he
handles, enables him to entirely gage the
load he lifts SO as rot to put an excessive
burdem on himself. But with the farmer
it is different He is lifting loads Of such
varying weights and under such varying
conditions that he is very liable 20 lift
little TOO much some day, with injurious
results Many serious affections of the
great organs Of the body originate ?, IN IL .
Strain. It was SO in the case OF II r ".
Bentley, Of Towner. North pak ,,ta !, .:
liver. HOW he recovered and was enabled
to feed seventy head Of stock during the
winter, let him tell himself:
"At,out year ago, sustained a:l injury
lu my back and shoulders by lifting q
heavy weight After time, liver trouble
came on, which so weakened me that 4
could scarcely lift my hand to my head;
while In this condition 6cgain; the use .,e o.
Iuau4 edlate benefit continued u0til was
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1898-11-14

cured Oh my complaint, so that was able
to take care OF seventy head of stock all
through the winter, which shows that the
cure was not temporary but permanent"
H. r. w. BENTLEY, Towner, N
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