The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-09-01
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groom Was white. aud her father. Who
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Does yonr cook make any trouble |
when you presume to go 10 the kitchen |
sud tell bet hos TO do things' Ga. no;
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WHAT a mobotonons time those poor
hea,hen women who wear almost no
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der what they have 10 WORRY over
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Lil,0r, contains the deepest secrets OF my
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one shall ever dad them DOT through me.
Mother What Sslbeing the cat by
bis tail ssaial Hos often have told you
- be HIND TO dumb animals. Tommy
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II W. could see ourselves As others zoe usl
Iosae - Yes. bat think how surprised the
Others would be IL they could see us Is We
zee ourselves.
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How did you do ~ Pretended wac
siek, aud the doctor left mediciue which
hsuty vas TO give me eyeiy half hour all
nigbt long.
Dorothy and ! donf spssk. what's
the tronblaf was blue one night, and
told her hadnt done any good In the
world W1at reply did she mske2 She
saii: fhst's true.
Jack Suppose teach you to play
earJs nos, aud then you'll know oil
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ss.y nv custom. BnteLcr - " hsi's tht
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aonid not seGi Jon 10 prisoni Prisont,
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