The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-08-26
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Mr.. Do0Iey In the Role
of an Anglo Saxon



well, said Mr.. Dooley, II see be tn
pa-apers that tn snow-white pigeon Nv
peace have tied up tn dogs Nv war. It's all
over now. All we've got to do is to arrest
tn pathrites an make tn reconthradios
pay tn stamp tax an be r-ready FIR to take
punch at Germany or France or Rooshia
or amy country on tn face iv the globe.
An I'm glad Nv it. This war, Hinnissy,
has been gr-reat sthrain on me. To think
Nv tn suffern' I've endured! FIR weeks l
lay awake at nights fearln' that tn Span
ish ar-rmadillo'd lave TIL Cape Verde
islands where it wasn't, an take tn thrain
out mere an hur-rl death and destruction
into me little store. Day be day tn pitiless
exthries come out an beat down on me.
We hear Nv Teddy Rosenfelt plungin' into
amous-cades an slcrity Nv wars, but dye
hear Nv Martin Dooley, tn man behind tn
guns, four thousan' miles behind thin, an
willin' to be further? They ARE no bo-
Rays f'r me. I'm what Hogan calls wan Nv
tn mute, ingioriyous heroes iV tn war;
an not so dam mute, ayther. Some day,
Hogan, justice'll be done me, an tn likes
Nv me, an whIn tn story Nv a great battle
is written they'll print tn kilt, tn wounded,
tn missin', an the seriously disturbed.
An thin that have bore themselves well
an bravely an paid TIL taxes an faced
tn deadly newspapers without fiinchin'
II be advanced six pints an given chanst
to TURN jack FIR tn game
But me wurruk amt over JUS because
Mack has inded tn war an Teddy Rosen-
felt is comm home to bite tn sicrity Nv
war. You an me. Hinnissy, has got to
bring on this here Anglo-Saxon 'lieance.
An Anglo-Saxon, Hinnlssy. is a Garman
that's forgot who was his parents. They're
lot Nv thin in this country. They must
be as nanny as two In Boston; they'se wan
up In Maine. an another lives at Boggs'
Ferry in New York stated an dhrives a
milk wagon. Mack is an Anglo-Saxon. His
folks come firm tn County Armagh, an
their naytional Anglo-Saxon hymn is
'O'Donnell Aboo.' Teddy Rosenfelt is an
other Anglo-Saxon. An I'm an Anglo
Saxon. I'm wan " tn hottest Anglo
Saxons that liver came out of Anglo-Sax-
ony. Tn name Nv Dooley has been tn proud
est Anglo-Saxon name In tn County Ros-
common rr nanny years.
"Schwartzmeister Is an Anglo-Sax on, but
he doesn't know 1t an won't till some wan
tells him. Pether Bowbeen down be III
Frinch church is formin tn Circle Fran
csize Anglo-Saxon Absinthe club. an me
OIL frind Domingo that used to boss tn
Ar-rchey r-road wagon whin Callaghan
had tn sthreet contract will march at tn
head Nv tn Dago Anglo-Saxons whin tn
time comes. There ar-re twinty thousan'
Rooshian Jews at a quarther a vote in the
Sivinth ward, an ARMED with rag hooks
they's be a tur-r-ible thing rr amy
inimy Nv tn Anglo-Saxon 'lieance to face.
TIL Bohemians an Pole Anglo-Saxons may
be a little slow in wakin' up to what TIL
pa-apers calls our common hurtage, but
We may be sure they'll be all Fright wh.f
they're called on. We've got together an
Anglo-Saxon 'lieance in this wa-ard, an
we're goin' to ilict Sarsheld O'Briea
president, Hugh O'Neill Darsey vice presl-
dent, Robert Immitt Clancy sicrety an
Wolfe Tone Malone three-asurer. O'Brien'll
be good wan to have. He was in the
Fenian ra-raid an his father carried a pike
in forty-eight. An he's in tn Clan. Be-
sides, he has sthrong pull with tn An
cient Ordher Nv Anglo-Saxon Hibernyans.
II tell We. whin tn Clan an tn Sons Nv
Sweden an tn Banana club an tn Circle
Francaize an tn Pollocky BENEVOLENT So
ciety an tn Rooshian Sons of Dinnymite
an tn Benny Birth an tn Coffee Clutch
that Schwartzmeister r-runs, an tn
an tn Holla nd society an
tn Afro-Americans an TIL other Anglo
saxons begin f'r to raise their Anglo-Saxon
battle cry It'll be all day with tn eight or
nine people in tn wurruld that has tn
misfortune Nv not bein' brought up Anglo
Saxons."
"They'se gon' to be a debate on tn
lieance at tn ninety-eight picnic at Og-
denis Gr-rove," said Mr.. Hennessy
"P'raps," said Mr.. Dooley, sweetly, rye
might like to borry tn loan Nv an ice pick"
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