The silver lance., 1898-03-11
Atchiso Globe Sights

Everyone is jingo in his love affairs.
Every man thinks he is strictly first
class.
How we long for spring, and chance
to sit on pie at a picnic!
1t is not necessary to work" some peo-
pie; they work" themselves.
The women have quit playing cards
and commenced playing church.
Men hate to wait; it is more disagree
able to men than to women.
A woman never really has the best OF
her husband until she buries him.
Worthless men get along too well in
this country: they encourage others.
man can always deceive woman
under twenty by grand stand play.
A woman never sees a list OF advertised
letters without looking for her name.
Every married woman has promised
her husband to some old maid as joke.
1t is easy to o to law or war, but the
Lord only knows what the end may Q.
In time, people become SO accustomed
to outrages that they pay no attention to
them.
The poorer man is, the more money
he believes the Plutocrats have robbed
, him Of.
What has be come OF the old fashioned
boy who had his nose held and took cas-
tor oil9
A girl at least twenty three years old,
was on the streets today wearing short
dresses.
The smaller the town, the more fear
less its amateur actors in tackling a diff
cult play.
We have decided to give up the notion
Of going to fight Spain as our Lenten
sacrifice.
| About all that wo nan has new dur
ing the first year of her married life, are
suspicious.
| A man who has diamond, wonders
every time he looks at it why he paid SO
much for it.
A meal never tastes right il prepared
| by a woman whose hair liz stringing
around her face.
We have known . man twenty years
who says he is very sick. and liable to
die at any moment.
When people hear a piece Of gossip,
they never stop to ask before repeating
it, 'is it probablef"
Very few girls who look coyly out of
the corner Of their eyes at the men, are
good housekeepers.
A mans idea Of good time is to be an
actor and not have to kiss his own wife
as the leading lady.
A man who keeps horse in town, and
takes care Of it, smells worse than a man
who smokes an old pipe.
The further country woman is com
PEELED to bring eggs, the more she wants
for them when she arrives in town.
We never have q very good opinion of
a man to whom making an apology comes
as easy as crying comes TO a woman.
1t requires as much time to get away
from persistent agent as it does to say
good bye to an affectionate woman.
You know what you say about your
poor kim Well, that's the way your
folks, who have money talk about you.
People are SO prone to think evil that
no one eyer thinks that the letter d, fol-
lowed by dash, might stand for Darling.
1t may be good idea to belong to .
lodge; you are sure then that someone
will sit up with your remains when you
are dead.
There is probably less sincerity mani
tested at an amateur musicale than upon
any other social occasion known in the
civilized world.
If a man becomes suddenly great or
famous, his wife is never to old and
wrinkled to have her picture taken in .
low-necked dress.
Whenever we hear the women talk in
dignantly because another woman is
spelling her husband, we hunt him up to
congratulate him.
In every parlor you will find mando-
lin which the husband quarreled with
the wife for getting, and which the
daughter never plays.
Our idea of good time is to SEQ an
elocutionist who thinks she can work
the goose flesh on an audience, forget her