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Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
NIOreI
The red upon her ruby lips
Is mine, in part, by theft,
And yet I am not satisfied.
know there is some left.
Detroit Free Press.
EASY.

"Kitty, how did you get such a charm
ing expression in your Photographic"
II made the photographer mad, and
then, of course, couldn't help looking
pleased Chicago Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
Both to Go 1t Alone.

II should have thought that Bagley
would get tandem for himself and
wife instead of two single wheels"
"Oh, no; Bagley has been married 16
Judge.
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Optimism.

They say this worlds hard one. IT'S a
libelous remark.
Each day is full Of pleasures from Its
dawning clear till dark;
And the only criticism to be made when all
is done
Is that people must be working when they
might be having fun.
Washington Star.
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He Hnd One Home.

She-My brother is going to handle
you without gloves, when he meets you.
He-Well, l hope to gracious he'll
think to wash his hand before he COM
u.ences!-Yonkers Statesman.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
A Grave Find,

Newsboy = Extra! Over 500 men,
women and children found stone dead!
Old Man (breathlessly buying. a pa
per)-Where?
Newsboy - In the graveyard, of
course,-Judge.
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without Doubt.

Gas meters in their cellar homes
Are ever truth-defying,
And therefore it's, we think theirs is
The lowest kind of lying.
IN. Y. World.
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Plainly n Great Man.

sin answer to the question whether
he was a great man." said the great
ones eulogist, II will simply say that
when his wife shook him it agitated the
whole community" = Cincinnati En-
Quirer.
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His Record.

Clarence-Were you in any battles
during the war, grandpa?
Henpeck (reminiscently)- yes;
I was married in '63.-Ainslee's Maya
zine
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
His First Thought.

Clerk (entering private otfice)-Your
wife wishes to speak to you at the tele-
phone, sir.
Mr.. Henpeck (apprehensively)-
Quick, give me clove!-N. Y. World.
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So They Are.

What are you going to be when you
grow up?" asked the visitor.
81 shall be philanthropist," said
Oscar. ''They are always rich. Town
Topics.
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From Bad to Worse,

I never sing the old songs,
Yet I'm told in language terse
The new ones that I MARBLE
Are just as bad, or worse.
Chicago Daily News.
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ParlOna1ple.

He-Excuse me, madam, why did you
look so savagely at me just now?
She-O, I beg your pardon, sir!
thought you were my husband!-Judy.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
The Point Of View.

The good Of things on this old earth
Depends upon the points Of view;
Your neighbours stubbornness is just
Persistence if possessed by you.
Chicago Daily News.
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A LEADING QUESTION.

Author-I love you with my whole
heart and can never love any other.
Will you be mine?
Lady Typewriter-Are you still die
tating ?-Bookkeeper.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
Sometimes quite Biased.

Europe's politics unto
A chessboard we compare,
And yet it differs much in that
It's seldom on the square.
Puck.
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A VICTIM OF INGRATITUDE.

Landlord-Have all the guests gone?
Porter-ies, sir. Herr Schmidt
helped me throw them out into the
street.
Landlord-All right! Now throw
Herr Schmidt into the street, so we can
close up.-UnseTe Gesellschaft.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06

The One on the Right-Let me have
five, old man.
The Other One-Sorry, my boy, but
I'm little short myself Chicago Rec
ord.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
The Ed,tor,. prova,

The Editors Prayer.
Oh, that the cranks who roam about,
On deadly mission bent,
Would run against the man who wrote
That sickly. feeble, ancient joke
About the umbrella keeping Lent.
Harlem Life
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06

She-Isn't that the woman who wor.
ried the life out of her husband and
killed him by inches?
He-Yes; and now she goes and sobs
on his grave till you can hear her over
the fence.-Harlem Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
OUT OF RANGE,

Tenor (singing)-O, Apply, Apply 'ap-
py be thy dreams"
Professor--Stop, stop! Why don't
you sound the H?
Tenor don't go no igher than G!
London Punch.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
M Tn 0An Sold and guaranteed by all drug.
UVs UVs00O gists to CURE Tobacco Habit.

WONDERFUL CANDY
nEDlclNE. PEPSlN rlARSH.
MALLOWS. FOR THAT
FULL FEELING AFTER 49,
7EALS. DELICIOUS
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
FAVORITE cANDY-WITH
PEPSIN IN 1T. GOOD TO THE
TASTE AND GOOD FOR THE
STOMACH. DON'T SUFFER-;
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AND YOUR DISPOSITION
WITH THESE INDICATED
nALLOWS. BY MAIL ONLY
20 CENTS 1.-TWO SILVER
Dimes. ADDRESS
THE PEPSO CANDY co.,
I77 WEST 3znd STREET,
NEW YORK CITY.
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cause ana Eject.

Philosopher shall never regret
that was once an Industrious man.
Friend Because you feathered your
nest, suppose?
PEilosopher-No. It is because the
memory of my past industry enables
ne to thoroughly enjoy my present
laziness.- Judge.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
Blood
ls Life
Pure Blood
10 health.

Without blood circulating through your
veins you could not live Without pure
blood you cannot be we'll The healthy
action OF every organ depends upon the
purity and richness OF the blood by which
it is nourshed and sustained. If you
have salt rheum, scrofula sores, pimples,
boils or any kind of humor, your blood is
not pure. If you take Hoods Sarsaparilla
it will make your blood pure and promptly
relieve all these troubles. In the spring
the blood IS loaded with impurities.
Hence, all those unsightly eruptions, that
languor and depression, and the danger OF
serious illness. Hoods Sarsaparilla is
needed to purify, enrich and vitalize the
blood and protect and fortify the system.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
The Limit.

Impassioned Lover-Tell me, my
angel, what to do to prove my love.
On, that might, like some knight of
old, battle for you. die for you.
Sweet Girl wish you would give up
smoking.
Impassioned Lover-Oh, come, now.
that's asking too much.-N. Y. Weekly.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-05-06
Iaak Ont. for Him.

Look Out for Him.
Perhaps you'll not believe it, but it's gospe
anyway;
Just observe and you will find that. as
rule,
The person who agrees with you in every
thing you say
Either tries to make fool of you, or Il
himself fool!
Chicago Daily News.
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! THE RULE: FAILED.
By George AIDE.
1s~A~>>>>~>~~>>~>s

THE following was found on fly
leaf in book in the public library
\ 1T is the duty of every man to over
work himself, so that he may have
money with which to pay his doctor
bills after he has broken down as re.
snlt of overwork."
This may have been written by doc.
tor, but the supposition is that it was
written by practical" man of the
Cyrus Eiwood stripe.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
NUGGETS OF NEWS.

Schlatter .ha healer" is said to
have restored the sight Of blind girl
at GAINESVILLE, O.
Red Cloud, the last of the great Sioux
chiefs, is dying in a shack on the Ogal-
lala reservation.
Strikers led by woman made an at
tack on New York laundry, and a
lively fight ensued
The south and west will be well rep
resented at the monetary conference to
be held at indianapolis.
The diamond back terrapln, for which
Maryland has long been famous, is
threatened with extinction.
George Collins, fireman, was crush
ed to death in the ruins of the Steven
son block at Bussellvile, Ky.
The treasury department has receiv-
ed a counterfeit silver dollar contain
ing as much pure silver as is used in
the genuine coin.
A serious revolt is raging in the Kej
valley, Baluchistan. A British survey
party has been attacked and a number
Of native guards killed or wounded.
The Chinese emperor offers himself as
one of several high officials to lose their
lives, if necessary, to protect the dy-
nasty.
Tramp prisoners in the Fairfield
(Cunn) county Jail who refuse to work
are brought to terms by a liberia! ap-
plication of water from a fire hose.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
The Need of a Navy.

Theodore Roosevelt, assistant secre-
tary OF the navy, in an article in Gun
toms magazine for January, on THE
Need of Navy" speaking on the
Monroe doctrine and the navy, says !:
EITHER kind of sentiment, either
the belief that we can dare anybody
to fight, without preparation, or the
belief that we ought never to fight or
adopt policy which might lead to
fighting, is bad enough; but the re-
suit OF a mixture of both is even
worse; ana it is this mixture in our
foreign policy which offers "a per-
petual menace TO our welfare and
honor.
"If we build and maintain an ade-
quate navy and let it be understood
that, while we haven't the slightest
intention to bluster or to commit any
wrong, yet we are perfectly ready
and willing to fight for our rights,
then the chances OF war will become
infinitesimal and no power will dream
of protesting against the Monroe doe
trine.
III, on the other hand, we announce
in the beginning that we do not class
ourselves among the really great
peoples who are willing to fight for
their greatness, that we intend to re-
main defenseless, hoping thereby to
escape the anger of anyone, and that
we shall of course refrain from push
ing any policy, whether that EN-
bodied in the Monroe doctrine or any
other, II it can possibly be distaste-
full to nations who actually fight
why, under such circumstances we
doubtless can remain at peace, al
though it will not be the kind OF
peace which tends to exalt the
national name, or to make the in
dividual citizen self-respecting.
"But il together with a policy OF
refusing to fight at need we allow the
policy Of clustering self-assertion to
go hand in hand, we may at any
time find ourselves in very awk
ward position. We asserted the
Monroe doctrine against Great
Britain in the Venezuelan case. Per
sonally ! am very glad we so asserted
1T, but it would be a cause for bitter
humiliation If, having once taken
this position, we failed TO assert il
against any other power, no matter
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
CALIFORNIA.
PERsoNALLY-CoNDUCT Tour vIAIPENN-
SYLYANIA RAILROAD.

PERsoNALLY-CoNDUCT Tour vIAtPENN-
sYLvANIA RAILROAD.
American and especially trans-continental
travel has been revolutionized by the PERSON.
ally Conducted Tours of the Pennsylvania
Railroad. California, the land of promise,
the dream of the tourist, has been made
easily and comfortably accessible. Through
trains of palatial appointments run
between the Atlantic and the Paci-
fc, afIording ample opportunity to visit
the most interesting points en- route, and in
suring degree of comfort and special atten-
ton not otherwise attainable. The next tour
to California under this mstchless system
will leave New York. Philadelphia and
Pittsburg Thursday, January 81. visiting st.
Louis, FL Paso, San Diego, Riverside,
Los Angeles, Pasadena, Santa Barbara,
Monterey, San Francisco, Salt Lake City,
Glenwood Springs, Colorado Springs and
Manitou Denver. &c. Round-trip rate, in
Guiding transportation, meals, carriage
drives, hotel accommodations, and Pullman
accommodations, en- route, and Pullman berth
Los Angeles to San francisco, and transpor-
tation in California, $4,000 from all
stations east of Pittsburg with hotel accom-
modations, meals transfers, and carriage
drives through California for four weeks,
$l2500 additional. An experienced chap
eron will accompany the party for the benefit
of the lady tourists.
For itineraries and full information. apply
to ticket agents tourist agent, 1896 Broad
way, New York or address Geo. W. Boyd,
Assistant General Passenger Agent, Broad
street station, Philadelphia.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14

WiIEesborrs Pa. Jan. ia few
weeks ago 1t man who claimed his name
was W. w. Straight, but who is also
known as B. O. BLY,. called upon Miner
Hilliard & co. and offered for sale a
car of oats. The price he demanded
was 5000, and was satisfactory, and the
money was paid over to him. Straight
produced the shipping receipts and the
waybills. The next day when repre-
sentatlves of the firm went to the depot
to get the oats they found none. Fur
ther investigation showed that the
shipping receipts and waybills had been
forged. Straight was arrested in J~r-
sey City yesterday and will be brought
back here for trial.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14

The movement which has been
started to prevent any further re
striction of immigration has nothing
to commend it to- the support of right
minded American citizens. No one
can question the fact that the coun-
try has grievously suffered during
the past ten years from the amount
and the character of immigration,
which has swept in regardless of exist
ing industrial conditions. A vast mum
Der OF the most degraded inhabitants
Of Southern Europe had been dumped
upon our shores, to the infinite injury
OF workmen in the manufacturing
and mining regions. Something
must be done TO prevent the con
tinued degradation of American
labor, and all foreign and semi
foreign steamship combinations, the
object of which is to keep the gates
wide open, should be discounten-
anced by patriotic citizens.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
SEMINOLES BEHAVING NOBLY.

Collecting Evidence Against the Mob
That Burned Their TribeSmen.
Washington, Jan. 14-Governor G. M.
Barnes, OF Oklahoma, has reported to
Secretary Bliss that the Indian mas
sacre story was wholly false. The
county authorities reported there was
no excitement and no danger threat
ened over the burning of the two men.
The governor says he has just learne /
that the tragedy by the mob took place
in Oklahoma. Indian Agent Wisdom,
at MusllOgee, 1. T., wires as follows:
There is no probable uprising of the
Indians. Commissioner Fears is pro-
ceeding with the investigation into the
burning of the two Indians, and COL
lecting evidence against the mob. Gov
ernor Barnes, of oklahoma, has Of
fered 81 900 reward for the conviction of
members of the mob that burned the
Indians. 1t is believed some of the
guilty parties will soon be identified
and arrested. The Seminoles are be 70
having nobly and peacefully under try
ing circumstances"
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
THE FLORIDA LIMITED.
Three Entire New Trains For Southe
railways Florida Service.

Three Entire New Trains For Southern
railways Florida Service.
The Southern Railway will inaugurate it
Florida Limited on January 18th, 1898. The
three trains built for this service are the
finest that have ever been turned out by
the Pullman Company. This season 3
schedule will be the fastest and most CON
venient ever operated between Eastern cito .
and the T. sorts of the South. The Florida
Limited will leave Broad street station daily.
except Sunday, at 2:36 p. III. and arrive at
Jacksonville at l:10 p. III. and st. Augustine
22O p. m. Write to John NJ. Beall, District
Passenger Agent, S26 Chestnut street, PhiIa-
delpha for further information aud advance
Pullman reservations.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
EXILED FROM CUBA
For Refusing to Urge Her Husband
to Yield TO Spain

For Refusing to Urge Her Husband
to Yield to Spain.
New York Jan. 14.-Senora Inez
Ponce de Rogue, wife of the insurgent
Colonel Ponce de Rogue, arrived on the
steamer Seneca yesterday. Mrs. De
Rogue, who is a strikingly beautiful
woman, was exiled from Cuba by order
of General Blanco. A letter which she
wrote to her husband was intercepted
by the Spanish authorities, and as it
contained information inimical to their
interests Mrs. De Rogue was arrested
and thrown into prison in Matanzas.
She spent II months and four days in
Jail, most of the time incommunicado.
She was released under the general
amnesty granted by the queen regent.
After her release she refused to try
to persuade her husband to lay down
his arms, and was banished in conse>
quence.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
We WANT TO TELL YOU
Why Your Back is Lame-Why i
Aches end Paines, and How
TO Cure il,

DO you know what it is to have back that
is never free from aches and constant pain,
a lame back a sore back an aching back, il
fact a back that makes your life a burden:
What have you done for it and does it still
keep you from the happiness that perfect
health brings to all? We know full well if
such is your condition, a cure for it will be q
blessing you no doubt desire. Pastcrs WON'T
do 1t, but may assist in bringing strength !;
liHiments won't dOit, for while it may give
temporary relief it does not reach the cause
The cause, there's the point, there's where to
make the attack. Most backachcs come from
diSordered Kidneys; therefore you must cor
rect their action if you would be cured
People in Shenandoah are testifying that
Dolu's Kidney Pills cure bad backs and it
is not hard to prove their statements Here
is one of them.
Mr.. Andrew Kilcoyne, of 235 East Lloyd
street, found in the old Quaker Kidney Cure
Doan's Kidney Pills, something which he
can cOnscientiously recommend from having
used it himself. Procuring them at the
Kirlin Pharmacy and using them, when
asked if they did him any good, he said ~
had trouble with my kidneys and lameness
across my back. If sat awhile | became
very lame and stiff and standing caused my
back to ache. If | stopped sharp pains
caught me and when attempting to lift any
thing there were severe tinges through me.
Doan's kidney Pills promptly stopped all
that. | think there are many who suffer
from lumbago and did they but get Doan's
Kidney Pills they would find positive relief
as | did. This remedy also caused the kidney
secretions to become normal, and corrected
every annoyance of that nature. | have had
no trouble of the above description since"
DOans Ki Insy Pills for sale by all dealers.
Price 80 cents. Mailed by Foster Milhurn
Co.. Buffalo, n. Y. Sole agents for the U. S.
| Remember the name Doan's and take no
] suhstitute.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
1t Hits the Spot That's Right.
What? Pan-Tina for coughs and colds. At
Gruhler Bros, drug store.


New York, Jan. 14.-President Frank
Moran and Walking Delegate David
J'C,..Agll, of the Varnishers union, ap-
peared in the Center street court yes
terday to answer a summons to eX-
plain why the union had caused Ed
ward Koch and Edward Wagner to be
discharged thus violating the penal
code. After a hearing Magistrate Flam-
mer said the firm had a right to dis
charge the ncn if it vas thought their
presence would cause q Strike, and dis
missed the case. Koch and Wagner
We're non-union men, and worked for
less wages than the union scale.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14

-
4. yl.s.own. L'a., IAN. /. fudge
Yerkes yesterday afternoon sentenced
Cour men, members OF n gang Of burg
lars, to an aggregate of 81 years in the
penitentiary. Charles Arnold, white,
leader of the gang. was sentenced to 30
years on eight bills of Indictment. La
fayette Williams, James Young an1
Charles Harris, all colored, received 27,
is and 16 years respectively. The men
had operated in the lower end of the
county last summer.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
Killed In IA Restauranu Fight.

Newark, n. j., Jan. 4.-Caldwell II.
Abeel, young society man of this city.
who was injured in a fight in a restau-
rant with Frederick G. Agens died at
his home here last night. 1t Is claimed
that Agens merely defended himself
and two women, whom, it is alleged,
Abeel insulted. A charge of man
slaughter will be formally made against
Agens. Both the young mems families
belong to Newark's exclusive circles
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14

our competitors. We have them in
Swits Condo high grade glove fitting
apparel, red Aannels, natural wool,
camcl's hair fleece lind and Derby ribbed
wool. We have held back 4S dozen shirts
and drawers, heavy wool, fleece lined, at
so cents. We guarantee to be 800
values. Heavy cotton fleece lined
az cents. We must close our stock out.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
Expulsion For OpposIng Unnne.

Cleveland, Jan. 1.-THE Tippecanoe
club last night adopted resolutions ask
ing Senator Burke, Representatives
Bramley and Mason and Mayor Nc
Kisson and Corporation Counsel Nor
ton, who were active in opposition to
the candidacy of Senator Hanna, to re-
sign. McKisson made a speech in
which he refused to resign. The direc-
tors will now be asked to expel the five
members, and will undoubtedly do so.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
GniIty. nm mesnnns1hio.

London, Jan. 1.-THE trial of Richard
Arthur Prince, the super" who killed
William Terriss, the actor, on Dec. 16
last, began yesterday at the Old Bailey.
Prince pleaded not guilty. The jury, af-
ter hearing the evidence, returned ver-
dict that Prince was guilty, that he
was aware of what he did; but the
jury accepting the medical testimony.
declare him to be irresponsible"
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14
Five More Tornado victims.

Van Buren, Ark, Jan. 14.-Tuesday
nights tornado played havoc among
the fruit and berry growers a few miles
east OF this city. Mrs. Jennie Tosh and
Miss Pearl Tosh were killed and 12-
year-old Helen Tosh, 11-year-old Silas
Haley and Mrs. S. w. Haley fatally
injured. There are possibly q others
wounded in this Crawford county,
while the destruction of buildings,
fences and orchards was verv oranf
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-01-14

To squelch '.ont,nw- Iincc 'Irocl,s.

TO Squelch ''Out.aw" Iincc Tracks.
Annapolis, Md, Jan. 14.-The first
gun in the fight of the Law and order
society," against The OUTLAW" race
tracks at l2lkton, Iron Hill and Bark
dale was Cred here yesterday when
Senator Cruthers introduced into the
senate "a bin prohibiting all forms of
betting on horse races of any kind. The
bill applies alone to Cecil county, with
in the confines of which all the winter
tracks on or near the Maryland state
line are located, and if passed will
effectually put an end to racing in that
vicinity.