The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1898-12-09
MISFITS.

Here Is royal flush without a wire w,
om the independence Enterprise: that
u. l.. Hopengsrner threw a royal fush ceedi
Pap Hodgin's slot machine Mon law. Paris
hlch entitled him to 100 cigars or $3.50 in
cash. throI
phas
With
The Arbuckies are after the trust red Com
os' They have reduced the price Of man
ght promised. ali NJ vh;oh III, t Of sig
leasing TO the ne,n,s ~ | m' pe ed.
ennies.
A .;., po-, conn
VI .'e"" lazy WHO returned the
rom trip through Europe, and was arm
artieuIarly interested in Rome, after said
isrds said that the fret thing che did IL c.
n getting home was TO read Romans ARA
IN actual fact and no manufactured eact
Oke. offic
staff
The death oi Jonathan L. White by the
he Baldwin fire reveals peculiar insur-
nee case. Mr.. White was well off. For u
'oS. 600 cash he had had his income in of y
ured in an insurance company OF San ton
'faneisco. Under the contract he was form
o receive $500 q month the remainder OF the
DE Lille, and bad already received about his
3,OO0. Thus the company clears $50,- bas.
OO by the transaction. The rate was whi
based on the expectancy OF his life being tion
rom l5 to 20 years.
young man who smokes cigarettes ent
has handed the DxAocsAr tie following /
md s5o,;,. not
,I ~ - soou Que pin
Il am not much Of mathematician, ;" mis-
SAIL tue cigarette. "but can add TO AM
man . nervous troubles, can subtract TO I
from his physical energy, can multiply not
his aches and pains and l can divide his sad
mental powers. can take interest from sin,
his work aud discount his chances OF the
SUCCESS"
There are many pecu.iarities in the va
valley towns. Brownsville has q "Jack,
the cat tail cutter" ~ho xhacks off the He
tails Of all cats within reach. Cottage las
Grove has real hIghwayman and still mo
at large. Scio aivertises for wormy ap- fiu-
Ples- Salem has so ex governor run. i,-i
ming paper that is no brighter than the -,
average run Of papers. Lebanon boAs's
oil the oldest person in ahe state. -
city OF churches, pretty girls and h.. rty eFn
editors. And Junrtion has = tu,,l. ,,e hal
Times. val
Ian
dis
Salem IS having three corncred city ngl
.l...;. ton
AN e eiS''e' P'OnAAte the
republicans have put up ticket. the int
regulars will proceed TO do 50, and the
anion forces likewise. It Wilt mixed
up go-As-you-please contest Politics 7
are IN bad condition down in the cap
iiai city near Albany. a.,
ho
Now, muster the boys At Manila out me-
and let them come home. They have ro'
served until the end Of the war. even 10 :, a.
the signing OF the terms OF treaty, and %,
should not lie kept in service any longer. -
let the regulars attend TO the military g,
business in time Of peace -
The Telegram makes the following silly r
remark: Prosperity has struck Leb- 6s
anon, that stronghold oi men Of populisiic Or
faith despite the facts that Lebanon is as
the home Of u. A Miller, would-be run lsl
ming mate of Billie Bryan. and that the
country Is still struggling along under
the "accursed gold standard" Lebanon pu
merchants report trade better this fall
than ever before. in
o,c., iii
Old CaliioFuians always make fun AZ AZ
Our Oregon, SEeei Oregon" on Aoooun. az
OF the rain shat Is frequently seen here OF
IN the winter months, aud sometimes ~ -
other months. But just now down in a
sfa1H many ssAnrssa IN shaFr nwtr sansa sh.w
are having a hard time Of 1t TO get
through the winter or even the first part =: ~
Of It, because OF the lack OF this moister. va
From the capital city itself comes up q -
cry OF want. Better get some webs on "a
your feet ii yousswonld prosper. =.
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The Albany Democrat slipped cog
Wednesday. Il had no "nisft" col
umn--saIen Journal. lIe
In IAw snii in Portland there were ~ ~
fourteen lawyers for the defendant and r.
only one icr the plaintiff. There should an
have been tao more for the deieEdsn to tn
make il read PoeiicAily.
Lane county is in deb, s65, 900. Il Is OF
bad enough for cities to be in debt. AZ 49,
Counties should uever run in deos. Nun 90
lcipai debt is 9 ieech that takes wears TO O.
get rid OF. and which generally grows
rather than decreases in siAe. Knock
them of.
E.
Rudyard Kipling writes this: wi
10 SINGER Of men and the hearts Of TO
men. you have called the soul by all
You have followed iie path through the IS
changing world. Is il not forever
the same7
And whether you travel TO northern | a
SHOWS. or the Southern sea aud an
sun nj
You will find, as you foand iu the ages 81,
tast, that the EeaIt OF The world in
,, is One
in
Miss Maud Miller, daughter OF Joa. an
gum Miller and a neice of Geo N. Mil he
| Ter had a room st the Baldwin hotel San an
Francisco but ~as not occupying it, ct - -
the time OF the fire. Miss Miller is play. Al
ing at Morosco's opera house. and &e-
cording 10 the Cal, she wen, to the ho-
tel after the play; but had premoni-
tion OF iR pending difaster, ard left the -
ANt0ts 9eA Abk 0hSt ~ hAS tSct1SuCS q
OF q lady friend. Her clothes and come oa oa
valuabies, however, were at the hotel, "
AID were consumed in the big blaze. T.
th
In desperation it is being suggested in
Portland that q system of monthly tines N
against gamblers aud houses OF i'll fame y y
be inaugurated. This is q robber, cut
throat system. OF all systems the
monthly hne system is tho most dis.
graceful. Il is practically the licensing nc
OF businesses the city would be ashamed tn
to license, and in fact would not dare sh
publish 10 the world that ii had licen. fu
sed. Portland is getting in very bad TO
has, /. errraata .,,nh a .o,~.o ws