The Somerset reporter., 1898-03-17

First Doctor: Good photograph. isn't itY
Second Doctor: Fairly good. Flatters the
left lung little. I think.
Women love q clear, healthy complexion Pure
blood makes 1t. BurdOck Blood Bitters makes
pure blood.
The New Pastor: beg pardon, but in what
walk OF life are you engagedf The Brand:
None, sir. I am . sprinterl
A wheelman's tool bag isn't complete without
bottle OF DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil. Heals
cuts, bruises, stings, pains. Monarch over pain.
The Acme: Pluto; Those Yankee dIummers
II found one few minutes ago trying to sell
. cyclometer to Ixion."
Every family should have its household medi-
cine chest and the first bottle in 1t should be Dr.
WOODS Norway Pine Syrup, natures remedy for
coughs and colds.
-, Bit Of philosophy: well j. takes all sorts
OF other people to put up with them"
Relief In Six Hours
Distressing Kid ney and Bladder disease re-
lieved In stx hours by "NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CuRR." It is . great sur
prise ON account Of its exceeding promptness
in male or female. Relieves retention Of water
almost Immediately. II you want quick relief
snsa and cure Sr n., I'll. is the w remedy: lysl
l07 Water st. Skowhegan, Me.
II tell you what need, Robbins. I need to
60 out and rub up against the world" Let
me sell you my bicycles"
RHEUMATISM CURED IN ADAY.
Mystic Cure" for Rheuma atism and Neu-
ralgia radically cures in to days. Its action
upon the system 10 remarkable and mysterious.
immsdiatsly disappt sr.. The nrst dose greatly
bene 6ts: rs cents. Bold by Horatio w. Cushing
Druggist. lo7 Water st. Skowhegan.
wv, We'll, whs. do sOu think IT That s. old soos:
him, he's tired of being refused
Dover, N. H., Oct. 81, 1895.
safely and In 20 short time the effect 10 sur
decided relief ! have shelf Siisd Win
receive them and Kiy's Cream Balm viii reign
supreme. Respectfully,
MRS FRANKLIN FREEMAN.
si!e o0c: Trial size 10 cents. We mail II,
ELY BROS, IS Warren st., N. Y. City.
We still talk about laying mp something. for
. rainy day, and yet It 10 the pleasant days
that take the most money out ofus.
"A GREAT record OF cures, une-
~ qualled in medical history, proves
Hoods Sarsaparilla possesses merit un-
known to any other NJ E0lClNE.
Not Just Is He Meant It. johnson wants
to borrow some money OF me. Do you know
anything about hime's II know him as well as
I do you. ! wouldn't let him have . cent"
T. F. Anthony. E1.Postmssser. Of Promise
City, Iowa, says: II bought one bottle OF
Mystic Cure for Rheumatis IN, and two doses
Of 1t did me mere good than any medicine
ever took. Sold by Ho,atio ". Gushing Drug
gist. 107 Water st. Skowhegsn.
"when was your age, sir, 1 used to attend
atr trt1 tp hn n Vaa xuh uar
ny age you kept country store, and I've
heard you say you used to play checkers all
day long"
For Over Fifty Years
Mas. WirsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
ers for their children while teething. with
perfect success. It soothes the child, ssftens
the gums. allays All pain. cures wind collie and
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately.
sold by Druggists In every part OF the world
Twenty Ave cents bottle Be sure and M AJAX <
take no other kind. ly8s
Teacher: Give an example OF the use Of the
ward contagious"
Pupil; Street cars are not contagious. They
are awful hard to catch.
1t VIII Surprise You.
In order to prove the great merit of Ely's
Cream Balm. the most effective cure for ca.
supply q generous 10 cent trial size or we will
mall for 10 cents. Full size 50 cts.
ELY BROS, SO Warren ST.. N. Y. City.
Ely's Cream BalLn as ompletely cured me
OF catarrh when everything else failed. Many
acauaintances have used it with excellent re.
sults.-Alfred W. Stevens, Caldwell Ohio.
She: they have struggled hard to keep up
appearances
He. Yes; that is just what has kept them
down.
Distressing Stomach Disease
| n rod hu ha tori M
south American Nervine Tonic. Invalids need
suffer no longer. because this great remedy
can cure them all. 1t is cure for the whole
world Of stomach weakness and indigestion
The cure begins with the frst dose. The relief
1t brings is marvellous and surprising. II
makes no failure; never disappoints. No
matter how long you have suffered. your cure
is certain under the use Of this great health
giving force, Pleasant and alw ays safe 1y6l
Sold by Horatio W. Cushing, Druggist
107 Water st. Skowhegan, Me
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