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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

Pleasant Rapid Trips To the Scashorc Via
the Philadelphia A Reading Route.
The season is nov with Ms when
every ono longs for It longer OF short
er soiourn nj the seashore, inhalng
the cool hreeles from the depths of
Gold Ocean
To all Intending visit to the shore,
the Philadelphia u Reading Route
offers special advantages as to both
location and the getting there. Atlantic
City is so we'll known with its many
unsurpassed attractions, that il is only
necessary to shy TINT the schedule
of fast trains via the Philadelphia \
Reading Route Is this year fully equal
II not superior, tothat of former years.
and that the sixty minute trains run
IN the summer season are the fastest
scheduled trains in the world. BV
the South Jersey Railroad the Phila-
dephlH y Reading has also acquired
direct route to Cdpe Mug, one of
the finest and oldest of Seashorc Re
sorts. Sea fSic CitV, hourishing up
to-date resort. and to ocean Gitg,
magnificent family Watering place.
What will attract many persons to the
latter place are its many religious
conventions and the strict temperance
regulations strictly enforced. The
Philadelphia Y Reading is the short
est route to all these resorts.
Through tickets can he bought and
baggage checked from all principal
stations of tho Philadelphia ~ Read
ing Railway and its connections For
illustrated booklet, giving list of
principal hotels and boarding houses
and rates, address Edison ! Weeks.
Genl. Passenger Agent, Reading Ter
minal, Philadelphia
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06
From July 9TH, until Sept. 9TH, the
Post Office will close ut : 80 2. NJ.
CHAs. 4. SKILLMAN, Z. NJ.
Correction.

In our issue of week before last we
stated that the graduating class of the
High School had presented Principal
Kerr with framed fac-simile of
the Declaration of Independence.
Such was not the case 4 handsomely
framed copy of the above was presen-
ted by the class te the School. while
to Mr.. Kerr was presented one of
Spalding's best lawn tennis raekets.
The first present can be seen in Dr.
F.. W. Blossoms store window on
Church street the racket can be seen
in use al the tennis court almost every
afternoon
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06
CONVENTION NATION EDUCATION
Al ASSOCIATION, WASHINGTON,

CONVENTION NATIONAL EoUcATloN-
Al ASSOCIATION, WASHINGTON,
D. c.
Reduced Rates via Pennsylvania Rail-
road,
For the National Educational As
ISOLATION Convention to be held at
Washington, d. c., July to -, the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
sell excursion tickets from points ON
its line to Washington and return at
rate of single fare for the round trim
pias $500 membership fee. These
tickets will be sold on, and good go
ing, July / to :, and good to return
leaving Washington July to Is, when
stamped by Joint Agent ut Washing
ton. by depositing ticket with Joint
Agent on or before July IL and on
payment of 50 cents the return limit
may be extended to August 81. Tick
cts for side trips from Washington to
Gettysburg, Richmond, Old Point
Comfort and Southern battlefelds,
will he on sale at the ticket offices OF
the Pennsylvania Railroad Company
in Washington during the continuance
of the Convention.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

The day Of powerful drastic pills is
past and everyone who is troubled
with torpidity Of the liver, constipa
ton, headache or Indigestion may
well be thankful that it is Every
modern family medicine chest should
contain a supply Of Hoods Pills, the
modern cathartic While gentle and
mild in action, they are thoroughly
efficient and cure biliousness, indiges-
ton. sick headache and other troubles
due to deranged condition of the
stomach, liver or bowels.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06
EARLY CLOSING.

We, the undersigned, agree to close
our stores at o'clock, p. NJ, every
evening except Saturday, from July
4th to September 23d, 1898, inclusive.
RICHARD II. VAN Horn a. Sos,
c. W. RITTRSHoUsE,
s. A. FINGER,
JYo. r. TREwIN a Co,
AMOS JOHNSON,
ALEX n. TITUs,
Gro. W. HUNT,
t. b. NAYLoR,
CALVIN SoLLIDAY,
w. c. REGAIN,
FENwIoK PEW,
T. NJ LEWIS,
T.. RAPHAEL,
S. S. VAN HoHN,
A. G HoFFMAS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, AZ
they cnnnot rcnch the scat Of the disease
Catarrh isn blood or constitutional disease,
and in order to cure it you must take internal
remedies Ilall'H Catnrrh Cure il taken inter
nniy, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not
II qunck medicine It was prescribed by one
of the best physicians in this country for
years, aud is q regular prescription. II IS
composed Of the best tohics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces, The perfect combi-
nation OF the two ingredients is what produces
such wonderful results in curing Gaihrrh
Send for testimonials, free
T.. j. CHENEY & 60 Toledo .
sold By Druggists, 75c.
HalIs Family Pins are ia" best
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

When they put man in Jail, he can
not follow his natural inclnations He can
not eat what he wants to-he is limited to
very frugal diet. Is it not equally true Of It
dyspeptic? For all Of the real enjoyment he
gets out Of life, he might as well be in Jail
He cannot eat what he likes, nor enough He
suffers much, gets little sympathy At first,
perhaps a little heayiness in the stomach, a
little sourness, windy belchngs and heart
burn, headaches and biliousness and foul
taste in the month in the morning Chronic
constipation is almost inevitable, and means
that the body is holding poisonous, impure
matter that should be gotten rid Of The
poison is being reabsorbed into the blood and
the whole body Impurity in the blood may
lead to almost any disease Constipation il
the start of it all. DIR Pierce's Pleasant Pei
lets cure constipation, cure il 10 II stays cured
No other remedy in the world will do that.
Send q cents in one-cent stamps to World !
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, n.
Y, and receive DR. Pierce's 1908 page COMMON
SENSE MEDICAL ADvIsEB, illustrated.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06
Cigars at all prices, and the best
in each grade, at Klines
New Plumbing Establishment.

Chas. ID. Cox, who has had several
years, experience in Plumbing, Steam
and Hot Water Fitting, will open a
Plumbing Establishment on Church
street, next door to the Express Office,
where he will be prepared to do all
kinds of work at reasonable prices
All work guaranteed to be first class.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

Consisting of nearly everything that
women and children ready
made. We rarely Use the word
bargain but we've established a
rule to make a SACRIFICE SALE
twice a year, consequently we've
rightly used the word.
Doubtless you've received one of
our illustrated price lists contain
ing full particulars ere this. If
You have not received one, drop us
a postal card and we will send you
one by return mail.
Tailor-Made Suits,
Silk Skirts,
Jackets,
Childrcn's Dresses,
Shirt Waists,
Muslin Underwear,
Corsets,
Neckties,
Silk Waists,
Silk Petticoats,
L. X. 4 Linen Skirts,
Infants Caps,
Wrappers,
Hosiery,
Summer Underwear,
Belts,
Sun Umbrellas and Gloves.
All nj sacrifice prices during this sale
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06
GETTYSBURG eATrLgHeLD.



Nania Railroad.
On Saturday, July l6, the PennsNl
vauin Railroad Company will run II
special three-day tour to Gettysburg.
the Mecca of American patriotism.
Leave New York 500 A. NJ, Trenton,
10. IS \. NJ. Philadelphia t.. % L. NJ.
Round-trlp rate, including two days
hotel accommodations and carriage
drive over tho battlefeld-al neccs-
sary expenses $l3.5 80 from New York,
Sl2 So from Trenton. $1,000 from
Philadelphia, and proportionate rates
from other points. A tourist agent
and ehaperon willaccompnny the party,
and Capt. James T. Long, the cclc=
brated guido, will describe the battle
at the High Water Mark, Bloody
Angle
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

Are you ruptured Mr.. Shamalia
has had 20 years experience applying
trusses. He will allow you to wear the
truss two weeks and then return the
money if you are not satisfied Lady
attendant.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

Calvin Sollidny has bought the stock
of John Heath, Matchmaker and jew
eler, No. 4 n. Union street, and will
keep full line of Watches, Clocks,
Jewelry, Optical Goods, Sterling Sill.
yer Spoons, and Silver Novelties. All
goods asrepresented or money refund
ed. Over thirty years experience M II
practical workman. a90-tf
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

REY W. W. Morrrrr, d. D., Pastor.
Sabbath, July 10, 1898, 1890 A. NJ.
Sermon Theme y Great Man =
Weakness 10 Z NJ. Sabbath
School 90 =. NJ Twilight service,
Topic Bv the Rivers of Water.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

The degree of Doctor of Medicine
has been conferred ON +. Newlin Will
liams, son of John $. Williams, of
Solehury, by the University of Penn
sylyauia
Carroll Il. Williams, Esq, and
family, Of Philadelphia, are spending
the Summer At "The Hedges, the
residence Of his father John $. Will
Hams, in Solehuy township.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

Having rented the shop on York
street, recently occupied by Peter
Heath, | am prepared to do all kinds
of repairing to carriages and wagons
Also general carpentering work. Saw
filing a specially All work promptly
done at reasonable rates.
JACOB HANDY.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

The editor of the Evans City. Pa,
Globe, writes. Ono Minute Cough
Cure IL rightly named. 1t cured my
children after all other remedies fail
ed. 1t cures coughs, colds and all
throat and lung troubles :. W. Coch-
ran X Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

The champion sleepy man has
been discovered and he lives in this
city. The other evening he was
aroused from his slumber by II strange
noise that sounded as if some one was
trying to force an entrance into the
house through front door. Quietly
getting out Of bed so as not to disturb
his better half, he ip-toed his way TO
the front room window to look out.
Sometime before morning his wife
awoke and discovered that her hus-
band was missing. Thinking perhaps
he had been taken sick during the
night, she got up to look for him. At
ter looking all over down stairs with
out success, she went back up stairs
and going into the front bed room,
found to her surprise, her husband
fast asleep on the floor, with his head
resting on the window-sill With n
few shakes, which by the way were
not very tenderly administered,
chubby" was awakened, and after cx-
planning matters, went back TO bed.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

}. II. Trewin Y Co. have new adj
yertisement on our 4th page. It tells
of some special bargains.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

Following ont the custom instituted
last year, there will be special patrio-
tie military service in S, Andrew 3
Church, ON Sunday, July 10th, Mt 80
o'clock, sharp Special music and n
short address
SO far as the eapacily of the church
will allow, all patriotic persons will
be welcome ut that service. rs well as
Go. G and the g. A. r. Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

+. &. Blanks, Of Lewisyille, Texas,
writes that one box of DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salye was worth $50. 90 to him.
1t cured his piles of ten years stand
ing. He advises others to try it. 1t
also cures eczema, skin diseases and
obstinate sores S. w. Cochran & Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

Thousands of persons have been
cured of piles by using DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. 1t heals promptly and
gives immediate relief. s. W. Coch-
ran X Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

i think DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve is the finest preparation on the
market for piles. - So writes John c.
Dunn, of Wheeling, W Va. Try it
and You will think the same 1t also
cures eczema and all skin diseases. s.
" Cnchrnn n Go.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

List of letters remaining unclaimed
in the Post Office at Lambertyille, n. J..
Miss Emma Perry,
Fred BRUSHED,
Rev. G.. Hoffman,
Bonefoccio Rossi
G. A. SKILLMAN, r. NJ.
Lambertville, n. j., July 2, 1898.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

HOODS PILLS cure Liver Ills, Bill
Iousness, Indigestion, headache.
Easy 20 take, easy to operate. 2oc'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

Bob Moore, of Lafayette. Ind.
says TINT for constipation he has found
DeWitt's Little Early Risers to be
perfect They never grippe Try them
for stomach aud liver troubles s. w.
Cochran X co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06
Lambert,illc Public schools.

Report of the Lambertville Public
Schools for the tenth month. ending
lunn l. IVY
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men SCHOOL
SENtaH Class Frank Fritz Mary L GrInjth~.
Halle T Scarborough, Emily L Walker. L.
May Lear Annahol Snmsel, Ada NJ Matthews
Tile II Akers
Srr-srNlon crAss Willard Allen, Robert Il
Phillips Joseph Lear. Helen Shamala. Grace
ilerson, Mabel loaRland, Gertrude Miller,
Isabel Cooper, Ethel rlummerfelt. Anna Mary
Remert
MnpLE CLASS Herbert Pnstoe. William Bnrd,
William Joiner, Harry Wharton, William
Weber, William Holden, Lillian Tomson. Cor.
heln Van SEWER Ethel Shamalia, Pauline
Niece, Ethel Reed
JtNtoR Class Harry Williams. Frank Hol.
combe, Frank Van Horn, Augustus lambert.
George Coryell, Edwin Slack, Emma Hart
pence, Mary Thorne, Irene Whitehead. Marie
Reagan
GRAMMAR SCHOOL
Miss GAtIAaHERs RoaM-Alhert Eeanp-
Grover Minor, George Price. Stacy Bray,
Anderson slack Nellie Heath Mary Burd
Irene Eggert Bella BELLS, Horace Hoagland,
Jessie llolcomhe, Almira TIolcomhc, William
tonoyer, Harry Petrie, Nicholas Bodine. Mary
Leigh
Miss MIcErs Room Elizabeth shepherd.
Ethel Sutphen Ethel Joiner, Reba Hunt, Ida
irobaseo, Reba NaSlor, Mabel Heath. Emma
-, 800 '''',, '''',''E' h'na TOM
iloppock, Arthur Whitehead, Harry Clark,
Roy Cronce, Charles Johnson
p,inlri1aa Narn,an C,,a n IN n.y. 'ioi e''''
r,I ri iiS ,1op'I'
Mabel Harvey Cha,les Hand uarr,. III,
Preston Kelly lanes Mwra,, Martl,, Re-
Charles slaek NAV sl,rl PM s.a,,r,r',,,,,,,
Violin sewers Howard WiIn,o, MN. W.,
William Wuson
NM, ,.,,,,,.
''''i van, ! MN
y, "''s "|''N'''''" st LOOM MasE'e nelly
e, ,' "se"e' urn ieherlhR' l'd' skill
,''''''i '''',, ''s,'',' '"s'ia 'a,hPhell' El''
-, ,'sH' A''ie Apnot, amos '"le, 'Hrl Eye,
~ nv e. ''''' ""S9'N' "elef' 'llhihs'
Nn,'"' ,'"'haS'
"'ss '"' IT.. p ie',N f'niat heafeher'
M'pei h'ia, sH'nthe REFORMS, Mamie ON,
NV" Wv '',' Tut h"'ana hefhl"h, now
az" NN'iN' tI'hh 9I'rk, FRANK Few Al'ia
hs,l's
MISS noe 5 h""M tSsie Fisher lRey Moore
''Sslf MURRAY ANN scott, Mamie ALers May
a'hui'@' 1eaHaette loft, ELSIE Pew Israel
~ noals Nntl' iaFmond spf'at Geo
n'""' N'ile Nnllh, 'ohh '"rmody' EuGeue
h'ia' h"'hs lihhi's' William BELTS, Earl
i'aEahlln fiahA 'hiltRah
,,. "'ss "'NAmA"A loom fred lyc, Harry
mn 'oi''i Molly EDWARD AaNl ar, Willie NAY
iol' injury hapneei. Nlhhelu sfott' Arthur
p',rN',, Leo aiphtll, Niee MURRAY Blanche
''''''''1' N'''l' ''S'' i'''' Jones heS''' siH'N
A.. IN " w i.'',nA", -, a.
ker. Eita Gardon. traminto uoaglan5 Aliee
Bancroft, May A1ers, Fred Finger, RAY.
mond Hunt, fhineas rhorne, Russell Lawyer.
Miss ScAnnoRouan's ROOM -Mcrtc Hurley,
Lizzie Searloss, Alice Gamble, Maud Lewis,
Frances Sebold, Lizzie Young Eddie Johnson,
Edith Van Horn, Bertha Probaseo, Ida Moore,
lihbc Bodine, Eva Mottler, Maggic ONeil,
Anna Bowers Lizzie BRIGHT, Joseph Smith,
ui,'''" ''''S, "'''lE' ,l9eo''' marry LAW"
scbeneL. Elton Reed. Harry lIrlI,r. Theodore
Souders, Harold williamson, Charles Rose,
John Burds Aillhe keGan kaymohd tnfr I'd
die Scott
Mrs MiLLEHs ROOM Mary trnzcr Helen
Hunt Florence 'fdnr'' Nellie C9lH"r Marion
Clark Laura smith, Marguerite Green, Grace
Micke Edith droom", IRWIN Randolph, George
Dochcrty, Elmer Hunt, Willie liohcris, Brad
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

II Won wont n segar TINT isiust the
thing. buy "Lamhcrtvilc Puhs, - j.
u. Kline, Bridge streei.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

The future is uncertain, but If You
keep Your blood pure with Hoods
Sarsapariln vou may be sure of good
health
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

Buy your Coal of Larison 4 Mar
larum.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1898-07-06

Sold BY Druggists, 75c-
HalPs Family Pins are HE best
The Irish standard., 1898-02-12

Southern California, and the Sunset
Route" bore them within three miles
Of old Fort Sedgwlck on their westward
way.
The Graftons were still at West Point.
There was only one officer at the post
whom she knew, and none who were
known to her husband. II was five
o'clock OF soft, sunshiny February
afternoon, one OF those match,ess duys
for which the valley Of the Rio Hrayo
is famous. McI.nue was playing dunn
my" in the smoking-room. The young
wife was yawning over book. She
was looking. it must be owned, not only
bored, but somewhat dusty and d.
sheveled. aud she was conscious Of the
fact, which made her look still worse.
She was rcmurking how baked aud dry
and dreary aud munotonous was the
landscape. and wondering where they
were and what was the name of those
far-away blue mountains under the
fiery path of the smn--geography was
not one of her strong points-whcn the
truin slackcncd speed and rolled slowly
into station that seemed molc pop,,-
lous than any recently passed, and there
stood another train, almost the coun-
tcrpart of their own, and ON the station
plat form Of what was evidently a con-
Meeting rond were groups of swarthy,
cigarctte-smoliing MeNicars, IL few
stolid. silent Indians, and thcn--was
it possible? - stylishly, fashionahly-
dressed women, and officers in riding
garb, and there at the platform stood
waiting nmhulnnccs and orlcrles with
led horses, aud tho sound of merry chat
and laughter came floating in at the
open window, and people occupying Sec
tions on the left side Of the Pullman
crossed over to her side and sazcd With
all their eyes. "What's the name of this
station?" some one asked the porter.
Santa Fee Junction." was the answer.
"Yawnduh's Font Scdpwick, three miles
out there on the mesa"
Fanny McIanc's heart gave sudden
jump. The train, which had stopped
The Irish standard., 1898-02-12

yarns merely bore the hearers When the
wind blows yere It blows some: 1t don't
frivol. I'm rccallin' a triflin' accident Of A
whirlW!nd which began to prank with a
telegraph pole an turned il round an
round till tho pole bor"d hole in the
earth similar to an ;Lug"r an sunk out of
sight tharn. an then the wind twisted
the pole UP out Of til" ground m rolled it
off across the prairie an wrapped 1t three
times around a tree. It's funny to see the
breeze playfuliy k"tch an innocent turtle
with its mouth open an blow the poor
Varnlii:t fun Of wind til II. s.S.iis up ~;
big as a barrel an then pops. An once /
had tn" pleasure of hchoidin' it serve a
gent from Kansas about the same way,
only worse. He waS Staudin' around, LraG;-
gin about what he'd seen. when Il zephyr
Whiiied around the corner. blew down his
The Irish standard., 1898-02-12
CHAPTER III.

The wedding of Miss Hayward and
Mr.. McLane followed SO speedily the an
nouncemclt Of the engagement Tint
elderly club men, long years the chums
of the groom. barely had time to con-
coct suitable forms of compliment and
congratulation. The reception which
followed the ceremony, however, was
on such n scale of mngnifcence us to
leave little room for doubt that the Mel
lens bad long been preparing for the
event. The business relations existing
for u decade between Uncle Mcllcn and
John McLnne were well understood.
Indeed the match was declared to he of
Uncle Mrllen's making, and the whole
transaction was openly referred to by
younger club men rs Il most Mcllcnrhol-
~ affair. Charlotte Parry went on from
Chicago to attend il, but Ned, her de-
voted lord, pleading very pressing pro-
fesSional engagements, positively re-
fused to 20. He wrote u letter TO Uncle
Mcllcnabout that fine, however, which
gave other reasons for his nnn-attcnd-
nncc, and to which the recipient, after
several attempts, found il impossible to
reply. Mrs. Parry hnStcncd back to
Chicago Immediately after the rcccp-
ton, and from that day neither she nor
hch' husband set foot within the Mrlrns'
doors. Aunt Charlnltc declared tho
conduct Of her niece most undutirul,
ungratcful, unaccountab!c, but her hus-
band said nothing.
The bride was a vision of girlsh beau
tJ. that bright June wedding day, and
McLane was rs handsome unh WELL
preserved fellow OF IS us even New
York could show. lie WINS evidently
deeply In love and immcas,rnbly proud
and happy. AS for the lady, she looked
to the full ms joyous and radiant MS any
lover lord could ask. md her manner
toward McLnne. much "morr than twice
her yrnrs"-nearly three times. in fnct
was sweet, shy, appealing. and trust
Ing. al In one. Mnny women In society,
Old and young. enyicd her. and every
body appropriately congratulated him
and wished her JOY. Alnc'., plan for the
honeymoon included yachting tour
through the Scottish isles and so ON 10
North Cape. but Fan surprised him.
She had seen SO much Of Europe, she
said. md so little OF their own country,
Couldn't they go TO Chicago for tho
worlds fair, and then to Niagara and
down the St. Lawrence. ard thru,.y,
the White mountains nntlthc Cntskills?
So this they did. coming back 10 Gotham
for round OF receptions and social
gay"t'es In the late autumn, then going
to Florida and thence TO New Orleans
for the Mnrdi Grns. and then FAN
begged TO bn taken 10 Coronado and
Monterey. She lonscd. she said, TO see
The Irish standard., 1898-02-12

funny. You know / never interrupt
you here unless I'm troubled about
something, ind you're just laughing mt
me instead of sy1npathizing," and Mrs.
Ned pretends to pull away her hands.
but conspicuously fails.
"Onc of the first principles of my
large and successful practice, Mrs.
Parry, is to secure prepayment of the
retaining fee in all cases where 1 have
reason to believe the client will sub
eequently act contrary to my advice.
When you have All. that will have to
do. I presume, though it came with
bad grace. And now you say Fan is
going to SedgwicI?"
eyes. and Randy Mcmlam's hardly
been married n month longer than Mr..
McLane's been dead"
Astounding coincdcncel But Bran
dy is married. isn't hc?"
"Randy. Ned. not Brandy-how your
mind runs to such thingsl"
"Wcll. toward five p. m. the firm does
feel like running to such things. my
best beloved. and is only deferred from
doing so by the fact that touch Of the
button makes 1t do the running. What
shall order for you?" And Mr. Parry
transfers her left hand to its mate re-