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the severity Of the disease or the prompt
and perfect cure performed by Dr. Ayers
Pills Similar results occur in every case
where Dr. Ayers Pills are used. They
helped me right away" IS the commou
expression of those who have used them.
Here Is another testimony to the truth Of
this statement:
st formerly suffered from indigestion
and weakness Of the stomach, but since
began the use % Dr.. ]. G Ayers Pills.
I have the appetite Of the farmers boy
an 46 years Of age, and recommend az
who wish to be free from dyspepsia 20
take one Of Dr. Ayers Pills after dinner,
till their digestive organs are IN Ecoo
order-"-Wad. STEINKEB Grant Neb-
Dr.. Ayers Pills offer the surest and
swiftest relief from constipation and al
its attendant ills They cure dizziness.
nausea heartburn pal ritatiOu, bad breath
coated tongue nervousness sleeplessuesss
biliOusuess. and a score Of other affections
that are, after all, only the signs Of q more
deep rooted disease You can find more
Information about Dr. Ayers Pills, and the
diseases they have cured in Ayers Cure
book story Ct cures told by the cured
This book Of 100 pages Is sent free, On
request, by the J. c. Aver Co. Lowell, L[ass-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

The Chicago Medical Missionary Training
School, 1926 Wabash avenue, has been IS
tablished for the purpose Of preparing
Christian young men and women to labor
IN city missionary and rescue work COnse-
Grated young people OF both sexes are re
ceived as students without regard to creed,
provided they are prepared to devote their
lives to Gospel PhilanthrOpic work The
instructors are physicians, trained medical
nurses and philanthropic workers who give
their services free; and students are fur
nished with room and tuition free OF charge
and boarded on the European plan at cost
OF from 81 to 81 % per week for meals. The
superintendent Of the school, who may be
addressed at 1926 Wabash ave-, Chicago, viii
give all the information needed regarding
this purely non-sectarian, benevolent es-
Establishment. its aims and work.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07
A story OF ROthschnd-

Here is a good story Of Lord ROths-
child, head of the Hebrew community
in London. He once received a Chris
tian visitor on some ticklish question
of business, and the talk between the
two Al last became heated, his lOrdship
losing his habituaI calm and fiaring
up pretty fiercely- well, my lord, !"
said his visitor, refining in with a de-
sire to throw oil on the troubled waters,
II hope You are not going to eat me. +"
Ny religion fOrbids me" returned his
ICrdship, with quiet seOrn, which was
as near way Of calling a man a pig as
could well be.-Philadelphia Press
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

''W'hy, Ethel, what are you doing with
that big medical work In your lap2"
:sfWell, Arabella, you'd never guess, am
quite sure"
you are not going to make physician
Of yourself, are yoU2''
mot at all 1 am trying to find out which
Of my two suitors I love enough to marry.
What do you think of that"
Glow can a cyclopaedia of medicine help
your"
'FWell, it's this way Mr.. Spondulicks
has consumption. Mr. Dukkats Is 65 years
old. He is worth $4,000 and has incipient
Bright's disease. I thought perhaps this
medical book would help me to make up nv
mind. / have about decided that I love
Mr. Dukkats the better. Which would you
love F'-N. Y. World
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07
SKILL OF DOCTORS TESTED.
Fifteen Years of Suffering.
''I thought / should surely die

when the stomach begins to fail in
It's duties, other organs speedily become
Affected IN sympathy and life IS simply
burden almost unbearable- Indigestion
and dyspepsia are 50 common that only
the sufferer from these diseases knows
the possibilities of misery that iuflere IN
them A typical example Of the su6eriugs
Of the victim of indigestion IS furnished
in the case Of John c. PrItchard- He went
on for fifteen years, from bad to worse
In spite Of doctors he grew constantly
weaker, and thought he would die He
got well, however, and thus relates his
experiences
=" For fifteen years was a great sufferer
from indigestion IN its worst forms. I
tested the skill Of many doctors, but grew
worse and worse until became 50 weak
7 could not walk fifty yards without having
to sit down and rest Ny stomach, liver.
and heart became affected, and thought I
would surely die tried Dr.. J. c Ayers
Pills and they helped ne right away I
confined their use and an now entirely
well. I don't know Of anything that viii
50 quickly relieve and cure the terrible
suherings Of dyspepsia as d. Ayers
PflIsH-ToHE c PRIrcHARD, Brodie, War
reu Co. n 9
This case is not extraordinary, either IN
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sInelENEss o. PuRPosE.


WY Il II Necessary 70 Success IN
AnyfafnE-
A young nan, anxious TO become law
iYEr, made application for q position II the
ONCE Of a barrister, HhereupOn the follow
Ing unconventional dialogue ensued:
wei, young man. and 50 you'd Ike 70
De a laWyert4
sFYes, sir; think would Ike to Be one"
Where's your gun my boEg I want TO
aee your gun my young gentleman Fond
OF sporting, ehE'
q have Nc. gun. sir; don't know whether
I'd like cunning"
NO gun. Wen, you keep boat, then!
Il do not own a boat, sir; do not know
how to use one"
you wear a watch, OF keep dog?"
Il am too poor to wear a watch, and
have no dog"
you'll do, my lad, If you perseTere in the
course yOu have begun The law Is a jeai-
Gus mistress, and cannot be won except By
undivided attention. Remember this, my
lad and VIII insure your success You
may rely on any assistance can render
you"
The young man entered the Office, and in
time became a famous laWyer.-N. o. Plea
June.
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Both the methOd and results Ehe1
Syrup Of Figs Is taken; It is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and sets
gently yet promptly on the Kidnez
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the So
TEN efectually, dispels colds, heaG-
aches and fevers and cures habitat
constipation Syrup of Figs Is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
cePtable to the stomach, prompt 81
its action and truly beneficial n s.
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeablesubstances, IS
many excellent qualities commend L
to all and have made it the Most
popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale IN 80
cent bottles by all leading drug.
gists. Any reliable druggist VINO
may not have 1t on hand viii pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try 1t onot accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re syrup CO
SAY FRANCISCO, CAL
LOUISVILLE ~, EEH HoRk, HI
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IronfcnI Ia.

If a man has no dust, his name is usually
mud.
If a man has horse sense he should know
when to say neigh
If the cat scratches you It Is always the
sign of the Maltese cross.
If a man would follow the advice be gives
to others he would soon be perfect.
If the mercury goes higher than usual
next summer blame If on the Dingley bill.
If women were as fond of appearing il
print as in silk there would be more lady
writers.
If canes were to 90 out of fashion, some
young men would have no visible means Of
suppOrt.-Chicago News.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

By feeding poultry and stock with cooked
food during the winter months, at least one
third Of the food is saved; also having stock
in a healthy condition, preventing hog
cholera among your hogs, and insuring the
hens laying freely during the winter
months when eggs are always wanted at
high prices This Cooker viii pay for itself
in one weeks time and Is without doubt the
best and cheapest on the market-just what
its name implies, Farmers Handy Feed
Cooker Upon application to the Empire
Manufacturing Co, GLIB H St., Quincy, IL,
catalogue, giving a full description, may be
obtained They are made IN all sizes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

Beware of oIntmeata aoe catarzh
That Contain zIsreury,
az mercury win surely destroy the sense Of
smell and completely derange the whole sys-
TEN when entering It through the mucous
s1rIaces- Such articles should never be
used except on prescriptions from reputable
physicians, as the damage they viii do u
often ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them Halls Catarrh Cure
manufactured By Ed Cheney & Co, Toledo,
% contains no mercury, and IS taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces OF the system In buying
Halls Cstarrh Cure be sure you get the gen
uine- 1t Is taken internally, and made IN
Toledo, Ohio, by +. J. Cheney & Co. Testi-
mOnials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75e per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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san Waifinr.

We are al san waiting for that tire
mendous inflow Of the yellow metal
which the god brethren hilariOusly in
formed us was TO begin and continue as
the result Of the extraordinarily large
exports of breadstuffs- A few millions
have come IN, It Is true, but that is a
mere bagateIle compared TO the rush
that was TO take Plaee--Fenango (Pa-l
Erecfafor
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sumcientIy stuned Already.

did you say" inquired the cannibal
ehieftain, chat the captive had Just been
graduated from COLLEGE,
He 50 stated, believe" replied the head
chef, deferentiaily.
IF that is the case" continued the dusky
Potentate, i think you may dispense with
the stuhng. IN. Y. Press.
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In OIden Times

People overlooked the Importance of per
manently beneficial effects and were salts
fed with transient action; but now that 1t
Is generally known that Syrup Of Figs viii
permanently overcome habitual cOnstipa-
ton, well-informed people VIII not buy
other laxatives, which act for a time, but
finally injure the system Buy the genuine,
made BY the California Fig Syrup Co.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

Who are injured by the use Of coffee. Re
Gently there has been placed in all the
grocery stores new preparation called
GRAIN-O, made Of pure grains. that takes
the place Of coffee The most delicate stozn-
ach receives 1t without distress, and bat
few can tell It from coffee. It does not cost
over as much. Children may drink It with
great benefit. - cts. and . cts. per pack
age. Try It. Ask for GRAIN-O.
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held an ACCIDENT POLICY.
- CycIilt,s Disgust nj Not Being Hurt
IN . Collision.


TEis Is the story Of a somewhat unusual
accident. Il happened on the Conduit road
one evening early IN the fall, and the man
who told ne about It was an eyewitness.
Il IS singularly appropriate BY the way,
that he should be an eTeWItness, Tor ne IS
an oculIst b. professlon- A man on b.
cycle was seorching eheerily along on the way
to town, when suddenly there ioomed up
out Of the darkness IN front Of him heavy
wagon and team headed straight for him.
There was no tine to turn out The wheel
crashed into the wagon pole, and the rider
was thrown completely over the horses fall-
ing between them and the wagon The ocu-
list ran to the rescue, expecting to see
limp mass OF bleeding and unconscious hu-
manity. Instead, he saw a kicking and
swearing person who was apparently unln-
Iured. The bicycle was Chinese puzzle OF
twisted wire.
Are you hurt?' asked the oculist.
The swearing person picked himself up
and stopped swearing De gazed at what
had once been a fair young bicycle
Hurt" he said IN tone Of deepest dis
gust. "Hurts AIe2 OF course I amt hurt.
I've got an accident policy. Washington
Post.
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It vas at an afternoon tea and the crush
vas simply hOTrid- It seemed that nothing
would save the few Iaen present. when one
Quick-WItted woman exclaimed: Ladies.
please remember there are gentlemen in the
crowd It was all that preserved the Door
things from a horrible fate.-PhiIadelphia
North American.
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Had Looked Them Over

Mistress Bridget, are there any letters
for me this morning?
Bridget-Only two postal cards, but
there's nothing Of Importance IN them
Fliegende Blaetter.
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DeBtructive storms AIong the Coast.

Reports Of maritime disasters along the
coast come IN thick and fast People who
IN mind one thing IN particular, namely,
that 1t Is highly desirable to take along Z
supply of HOstetter's Stomach Bitters as a
remedy for sea sickness. Nausea, dyspepsia,
biliOusness, constipation, malaria, nervous
ness and kidney trouble, all suecumb TO its
benefcent and speedy action.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07
BondhoIders and Bond Payerz-

The national debt is now payable '.in
coin" perhaps siiver)- The bond
holders want the contract changed 50
that the bonds wiz be payable IN gold
What the bondholders want they az
ways get Whe cares fog the bond
payeg1
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

Mr.. 7. G. Pearse, Of AgricoIa, Alberta,
Canada, passed through Chicago recently en-
route to England. He paints IN glowing
cOlOrs the advantages, Of Western Canada,
and says that a large number Of tenant farm
ers from the old country are making their
homes there, and those who, during the
past few years, have gone to that district
from the United States are doing remark
ably well Thef find the climate delightful,
and, although IN very poor circumstances
when they arrived, they are mostly doing
well and have.eXcellent farms, some Of them
being able to loan money to the new set
tiers
As an example Of what has been done BY
eolonists this year, he says Hugh Irvine,
who has been IN the country five years,
threshed {, 200 bushels Of wheat and received
y cents per bushel for It. James Fitzgerald
raised 8, 1000 bushels IN the fourth year OF his
settlement, while James Atkinson had a
crop Of $500 bushels These men started
without any capital, and were induced to 60
through the representations Of the Canadi-
an Government Agents. The development
Of the Observation-Disclosures route has ere
ated a home cash market. Hundreds of
square miles Of magnificent farming country
yet remain for cultivation IN the Saskatche-
wan Valley and Is sold at low prices.
Accounted For.-''What's all this Austri
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

Van NoodIe-fD'yer know, Miss Tungbit,
that old duffer, Chapwith, called me muff
the other night" Miss Tungbit-"Indeed!
Why, 1 think you more closely resemble q
boa. '-Harlem Life.
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The Dfnerence.

"Pa, what is the difference between q
viOlinist and a fiddler?"
Pa-Anywhere from one to five thousand
a year.-BOstOn Transcript.
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Not Necessarily. - WalIer-''So BiIker
rents that y-dOllars-a-month house Of
yours, does he2 He pays too much rent"
Landlord (sighing) -'EYo on don't know hin"
Pick.
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If you must tell your troubles, tell them
to epOrter.-AtchisOn Globe.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07
LIE GENERAL Markets.

IF a man has money it is a sign that he
Is mighty careful with it.-Atchison Globe
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No man ever had as many suspenders as
he wanted--Washington Democrat.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

Sudden weather changes bring rheuma-
tism- St. Jacobs Oil makes prompt cure.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

The power Of the banking interests
s. displayed n Secretary Cages fua1
eiai plaas-f eiiaaelRhls tte8
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Cholly-What do you do when your
father won't let you have any more new
clOthes2
Chappie-I get a new tajlor.-N. Y.
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III 70 Re HoBed So

Hogan-Oi wonder who viii be tn last
man on airth2
GrOgan-Oi dunno amy more than you.
But it Is hoped that he'll be an oondertaker.
so he VIII know how to bury himself dacent-
indianapolis Journal.
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OF course the cold cash we hear 50 much
about comes from the KlOndike.-Atchison
Globe.
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Blacker the spot, surer the cure. Use st.
Jacobs Oil for bruises.
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7 cannot speak too highly Of Piso's Cure
W. 22d St, New York, Oct. %, IS94.
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How silly It makes one feel to reach ont
to shake hands and not be noticed by the
other fellow.-WashingtO Democrat.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

Intuition-What some people claim 20
have when they succeed in making good
guess.-Chicago News.
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Everyone's favorite adjective, which he
secretly enjoys when applied to himself, Is
prominent. ''-AtchisOn Globe.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

All kinds, little or big. St. Jacobs Oh
Surely cures aches and pains.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

While asleep, cured soreness, stiffness
All right, St. Jacobs Oil did It.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

/ Unbidden guests give pleasure-when
| they gO.-Ram's Horn
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

Put a pain to sleep? st. Jacobs Oil does
This with Sciatica. Torment cured
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It is always hard on a man when love or
the measles attacks him late IN hfe.-Ghi-
cagO News.
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Farmer,s Handy Feed Cooker.

We desire to call our readers attention
70 the Farmers Handy Feed Cooker, which
Is sold at the low price Of $3.50 for 90 gal
lon canacitT.
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To Cure a Cold in one Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if It fails to cure. 25c.
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Accounted For-s'What's all this Austri
an trouble about, anyway" Its all over
a question Of national language" ooh. I
see, that accounts for the war of words''-
Philadelphia North American.
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As a matter Of fact, nobody believes in a
hell except for his neighbor.-Ram's Horn.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-01-07

Feeble neTves-severe weather - neural
gia. Soothing cure. st. Jacobs Oil.
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Love is thin when faults are thick.-Farm
Journal.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-10-07
TOO MANY RELATIVES.
the Volunteer Soldier has Too Many
Anxious Ones at Home.

New York, Oct 4-Gen- Fitzhugh
Lee, interviewed in this city, said that
the Seventh army corps, Of which he
is commander, would probably 90 to
Cuba about the last Of this month. He
has IS regiments under his command
and says the general health Of the corps
IS excellent Only about per cent
have been on the sick list since they
had been encamped at Jacksonville
We've got excellent water" he said.
1T comes from artesian wells and pipes
are run throughout the camp, with a
spigOt at the head Of each company
street" When asked whether Col
William J. Bryan's regiment would
be mustered out, Gen Lee said he did
not know. One Nebraska regiment
would be mus tered out and the choice
has been left to the governor Of Ne
braska- My corps Is in fine cOudi-
ton and well drilled, " said Gen Lee.
You know when there's any fighting
going on I like the vOlun teers, but in
time Of peace they have too many
fathers and mothers and brothers and
sisters and cousins and aunts who
want to get them out Of the service"
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NO BALLOT FOR THEM.
Hawaiian Islands TO Be Governed on the
same Plan as the District Of COIum-
bIa, 1t IL said.

Washington, Oct. Hawaii is to
have a government patterned after
that Of the District of Columbia, if re-
ports are true. The system here was
devised by Senator William p White,
Of Maryland, and is satisfactory to a
majority Of the residents Of Washing
ton, in spite Of the perennial agitation
for ''hOme rule" on the part Of a mi
nOrity here The general government
assumes One-half the taxes The Dis
trict Of Columbia is the ward of the gov
eminent just as the Hawaiian islands
now are; therefore, the proposition
TO govern the recently de-
tendency in a similar manner meets
with much favor, and the prospect is
it viii receive the sanction Of con-
gress- The establishment OF this sys-
TEN for the Hawaiian islands will
avoid all the embarFassments and com
plicatiOns which it is feared would re-
suit from a territorial form of govern
ment, including even a modified SUI
fraUa
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GEORGE WILL NOT RUN.
nation for Governor OF New York and
Gives HIS Reasons Therefore

New York, Oct A-Henry George
has declined the nomination for gov
ernOr on the ticket placed in the field
by the Chicago platform democrats,
and the committee having authority
to I'LL vacancies nominated Henry II.
Mcdonald, Of the county Of New York,
for the place. Mr.. George, in his let
ter, says that by pursuing uninterrupt-
edly the duty Of writing his fathers
biography he can do more for the prin-
ciples Of freedom than by engaging
actively IN politics Mr. George con-
tiuues:
1 should say. in justice TO myself and those
who honestly advance the silver question 20
the rank Of first imDor lance, that am no
more than my father was, an advocate Of free
coinage He condemned its economic sound
ness being. in fact, believer neither in gold
nor silver, but IN credit or paper money. He
count Of, but in spite Of its advocacy Of free
silver, because he believed that in other re-
spects II stood for the principles Of freedom;
because II took the side OF the weak as against
that OF the monopolists- because Il sided with
the house Of want against the house Of have
I am in entire accord with those views, and
think il proper 20 state them frankly, thas
there may be no room for misunderstanding on
the part Of anyone
Henry N. Mcdonald, nominated in
Georges stead, is lawyer Of this city,
and was formerly banker OF Pierre,
S. D. He is president Of the New York
Bimetallic association.
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wARsHIPs FOR CHINA.
The Baltimore and Petrol TO Get as Near
the Chinese Capital as
Possible

Washington, Oct 4-Secretary Long,
upon advices received at the state de-
psrtment showing the existence of
threatening conditions in China, has
ordered Admiral Dewey 70 send two
warships Immediately from Manila TO
a point as near the Chinese capital as
possible for a warshiP TO approach
The vessels selected for this undertake
ing are the Baltimore and the Petrol
1t is expected that the Baltimore will
not be able to get beyond the Taku
forts at the entrance of the Pang-He
river upon which Pekin is situated,
but the Petrol, being of smaller pro
portions, may be able to reach Ten
Tsin, so miles above the mouth and
about the same distance below PekiD.
The officials regret that there is not
now on the Asiatic squadron light
draught gunbOat Of the Helena class
which could ascend the river as far as
the Chinese capital