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Daily camera., 1898-06-03
Bucklen's 4Arnica salvo.

THE BEST SALVE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum.
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tons. and positively cures Piles. OF NO
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price u cents per box. For sale by
Streamer's Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
Two Extremes,

"Why did you ever come to this frozen
country?" asked one shivering traveller
Of another in the Chilkat pass,
"My creditors made it too hot for me
in New York." said the other through
his chattering teeth.-Prooklyn Life.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
oranee Cheesecake.

Some short paste, two eggs, four
ounces Of lump sugar, two ounces of
fresh butter, one orange and half a
lemon. Rasp the Jumps of sugar on
the orange and lemon, then crush them
and mix with the butter; stir over the
fire with the strained juice of the fruit
until 1t Is like honey, but do not allow
1t to boil; beat and strain the eggs,
pour the warm mixture on them slow.
ly and beat we'll for minute or two.
When cool, fill the pastry with the or
angs curd.-Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
What Her Heart said.

What Her Heart Said.
Confding Daughter-Oh, mamma,
really think Mr.. Nobranes intends pro-
posing soon.
Fond Mamma-Indeed?
"Yes, and if he does, what shall !
say"
BE guided entirely by the dictates OF
your own heart, my child. Remember,
my love, that Mr.. Nobranes is heir to
at least $4,000 year. You would
doubtless 60 abroad on your wedding
tour, and enter the first circles of So
ciety on your return. 1t would be a
lovely match for you. But I have no
desire to influence your choice. What
does my child's heart say?'
"You are sure of the $4,000 year,
and all the rest?"
Perfectly sure"
"Then my heart says yes"
"My own darling! What Joy it will
give me to see you married to the man
you love. ."-London Tit-Bits.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
All, No!

impatient Husband (tired Of holding
his chin up)-Its taking you an awfully
long time to tx this necktie, Laura.
Patient WIFI, You never used to COM
plain about the length of time it took
me to smooth out your neckties before
wewere married, George Chicago Tri-
buns.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
Two Bold Deceivers.

Mrs. Newed-I want to confess some
thing to you. dearest. deceived you
about my age; it is more than told you.
Mr.. Newed-Then may as well re-
ciprocate, darling. I deceived you
about my income; it is less than told
you.-Tit-Bits.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
One Definition of H.

Pa" said Tommy, what is econo.
my2"
Economy" replied Mr.. Hardup, with
meaning glance at his wife, "is walk
ing three blocks to save car fare and
making kick for new bonnet on the
strength of tn. Y. Journal.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
Trial Of an Arfiaf.

sympathizing Friend-I am awfully
sorry to hear that your work was re-
jected.
Poster Artist don't mind disclos-
ing the secret to you; I know you will
keep it. The fact is am color blind
by gaslight, and ! painted group of
green trees, thinking all the time that
l was using pure red.-Odds and Ends.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
The Counts Mistake,

$50 Gwendolyn is not to marry the
count after all?
NO, poor man! he tried to tell her
that her singing was something that
made one glad to live, and his pronun-
citation was SO broken that she thought
he said it made one glad to leave. And
then she requested him to leave-"-1n-
dianapolis Journal.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
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I|iI!l![[ll3 81
fE4GCaasEs2sEzg7l1 n ~
Say
"Burlington,"

when the ticket agent asks you what
railroad east of Denver you want your
ticket to read over.
The Burlington is the shortest line
from Denver to Omaha, Chicago, St.
Louis, and everywhere east of those
cities.
1t is the only line out of Denver run.
ming two fast trains daily to Omaha and
Chicago. They leave at 9:3o a. m. and
o:5o,p. m.
Tickets at Offices OF connecting lines
w. Vallery. General Agent.
1889 18th ST., Denver.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
Even More solemn.

A thoughtful old scotchman ex-
horted his daughter In this fashion:
Jennie, my Lass, it's vera solemn
thing to be married" II ken that weel,
father," replied Jennie, promptly, "but
it's q great deal solemner not to be-
The Rival. =
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
A Hard Counter.

Benham during quarreD-Well, if
you want to know it, married you for
your money.
Mrs. Benham-I wish I could tell as
easily what l married you for.-Tit-
Bits.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03

An EHete Monarchy.
my mind to me kingdom is"
And very badly governed, too;
It's overtaxed to make display
BY far beyond its modest due.
Chicago Journal
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
Illegal.

why don't you I'LL that tire?" said she,
Its looks did quite disgust her;
1T is against the law" said he,
ITO nu-a-busterp
Cycling Gazette.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03
A Toast.

A Toast.
Here's hoping every breeze that blows
Across the world 30 sunny.
VIII blow a bee toward rose
Whose heart Is sweet with honey!
Chicago Times-Herald.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03

guests that what he had said was jest.
He made the explanation so that no one
might draw wrong inference of the
conduct Of the English courts. The
fact that he felt compelled to explain
his own joke furnished much amuse-
ment in itself. kansas City Journal.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03

To Cure Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Dromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money if it fails
to cure. Is cents.
Daily camera., 1898-06-03

F. Kohler, G.. R. williamson j. 8. Switzer,
Il. N. Bradley, F. L. Williamson, G. c. Bromley,
H. Casaday.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
A Practical Christian.

A newly married young Washington
man took his wife to church. The
sermon was Just about we'll under way,
when he noticed the little woman at
his side suddenly start. Then she
turned red, locke! around nervously
and hesitatingly for half minute, rose
hurriedly from her seat and left the
church. The young husband, feeling
certain that his wife was Ill, wanted to
follow her out, but he Is a bashful man.
and the thought Of the long centre aisle
that he would have to traverse in the
face Of the whole congregation kept
him rooted to his seat. He was pretty
glad when the services were over, how
ever, and he made his way almost at a
lope for his little menage. He found
his wife cheerfully busying herself
about the kitchen.
Weren't you ILL.," he inquired
breathlessly.
why, dearie me, you know am
never ILL.," was her reply.
well. why, then, did you leave the
pew so suddenly"
II suddenly recollected, jack" said
she, that forgot to put the chicken
pot pie on the back Of the range before
we left the house. Would my listen
ing to good sermon have compensate
ed you for charTed dinner?"
mot much it wouldn't" said Jack.
who 10 as human as they make them.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
Keeping Prisoners.

The disposition o: the prisoners cap
tured at Santiago recalls to mind an
Incident Of the German revolution of
1S4S. We were short of men and had
large number Of prisoners to look af-
ter. That did not worry US as long as
we were not moving, but one day we
had to make a forced march. The
country through which we were to pass
was hostile, and extreme watchfulness
was necessary. We had few enough
men as 1t was, and we knew that those
prisoners were ready to make a dead
run at the first opening.
Finally young oficer made brill
liant suggestion and 1t was promptly
carried out. We ripped the suspende
buttons from the prisoners trousers,
took away their belts and knew we had
them. Their hands were busy after
that. and fast running was out Of the
question. We made the march safely.
and do not believe that even Yankee
ingenuity could have invented . aim
pier solution.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04

There are three conditions:
When the blood is poor;
When more flesh isneeded;
When there is weakness
of the throat Or lungs.
There is one cure: that is
SCOTS Emulsion.
1t contains the best cod
liver oil emulsi6ed, or d.
gested, and combined with
the hypophosphites and
glycerine. 1t promises more
prompt relief and more last
ing benefit in these cases than
can be obtained from the
use of any other remedy.
soc. and s. 90, all druggists.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists. New York.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
g. 3 !. .:

Scneu..o in effect Nay IS. 1894 !,
Al trains illuminated with PintsoH
Light.
Express trains.
TRAINS LEAVE WILMINGTON. DELI
AWARE AVENUE STATION. FOR
NEW YORK, week days, "s.lS. 's.34
1904 a. m; .iflS '2.4. 'S.Jt 1921. '..4l
'1l.oo p. m. Sundays. 's.ls. 's.s9. 1l.A y
m: $3.50, 1921, IN '1l0o p. m.
PHILADELPHIA. week days, '3la 64S
SO. '7.l6. 1856. 'S.25. 's.aa. a45. s1OA. IIW
a. M; '12.l9. 1884. a45. "a.bs. As. "s.2l, $50
7.H. s15. '11.oO p. m. Sundays. s3,13, 3S
$50. '9.a9, 11.24. '1124 a. m; 245. @3bS, '52k
$50. T.h. s.l5. 'lI.oo p. m.
CHESTER. week DAYS. s3l3 6B, 80
s7.15. 736. 's25 's3s Ib. slo24, 110s q M.
'2.sA 245. AS. '521. $50. TH. 9ls. s1i.M
.. m. Sundays. 1918. Zs5. $50. 's.ss. FLA
l1.A a. m; 2.45. 1858. 81. $50. IA. aiS
su.o0 p. m.
ATLANTIC CITY, weak days, .1lsa'
m; 'is l9. 's.si, 1871 p. IN. Sundays 7.34
CAPE MAY, week day, o45 a. M
sl2 10, 1884 p. in.
BALTIMORE AND WARRINGTON
week days. +.1s. 71o. g.a. MOI .. m.|
'12'S6. 200. a.0A $40. All. '6I7. 's.oa, '9it
p. IN. Sundays. 41S, ITO. $50 .. m.; sl2.6N
EOS S.O4. r57. 'So. oil p. m.
BALTIMORE AND WAY sTArIoN9
Ilo a. m; 3.04 .. m. daily.
NEWARK. week days. Ils, ITO, s1N,
s1l.ol .. m: 1885. a04. a57. 's.17. Iaa Tn,
lo.66 p. m. Sundays. Hls. ITO. 'sA . 81
'l266. 500 +57. 1872. oil p. m.
PlTrSBURG. week dayA sGA .. M
MI 2. m. Sundays. 1874 .. m; 'AT D. 10.
CHICAGO, daily. 1884 a. m: s1.67 ,. m.
CHICAGO via. CINCINNATI and IN
DlANAPOLIS, 1884 q. M, daily
CINCINNATI AND ST. LOUIS. III .
n: 'l2.sS and 'sll p. M daily.
TOLEDO AND DETROIT. I'll ,. -
daily TO Toledo and daily except 6sNssay
70 Detroit
NEW ORLEANS AND MEMPHIS vs>
BRISTOL AND CHATTANOOGA. N@
p. m. daily. Through sleepers to Mem.
Dhis and New Orleans
slNGERLY ACCOMMODATION, wees
days. 40 a. m: S.04, 1872, 1855 o. m. sun
days, no a. M; 3.oi. 1872 p. m.
LANDENBERG ACCOMMODATION
week days. ITO. 1000 a. H.; 304. %s7 D. n
Sundays, 1000 n. m; $50 p. m.
LEAVE MARKET STREET STATION
PHILADELPHIA, week days. 80 >, m,
BALTIMORE. week days. SIS Z. nj
ks5 D. M
LANDENBERG. week days, GA -
!. m; 26S. $40 .. m. Sundays. SIS 4. m,
lU .. M.
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA FOR VIII.
AlNGToN. week days, 'a36. go. ITO, ss.oA
.oO 30 &C. ll.3o a. m. 'l229. 'i.S7. 200, an.
80. ~. '5.l5. $40. 600. $50. $50. 'Sak
o 10. Tl.S6 p m. Sundays. 1855, ss.1o, so.
l3o a. M; 1920 'l.37. 200 40, t,N ssA
$50. 'GS5. 1890 p. m.
Telephone No 1893. ("
Rates to western points lower lhan ~
my other line.
" NJ. GREENE, d. D. MARTIN.
Gen. Manager Man. Of PAsa Traflo.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
Is This True?

David A. Mcclure at Fifth and King
streets has the best and cheapest fish in
the city also the incest oysters, That is
what every one says who try them. David
A. Mcclure, Fifth and King streets. Del
marvia phone $40. Goods delivered.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
CHAS. f. DUBELL,
HATTER,
No. 2 East Third Street,
WILMINGTON. DEL.
~ O0L
ID EdISTER'S ORDER.
IL REGISTERS OFFICE
NAvr NaatIa (Souptv nny
o8-26t

September 9Th, 1888.
Upon the application Of John Norris hob.
insoE, executor Of Adeline =. Wollaston, late of
wilmington Hd, In said county deceased, 1t is
ordered and directed by theRegist@rthat thcEx.
ecutor aforesaid give notice OF granting of Let.
tiers Testamentary upon the estate Of the deceas
ed with the date Of granting Thereof, by causing
advertisements to be posted within forty days
from the dhte Of such Letters In six OF the
most public places Of tho county Of New Castle
requiring ali persons having demands against
the estate to present'the same, or abide by an
act Of Assembly in such case made and pr0vid-
cd tsid also cause the same to be inserted
within the same period in the WEEKLY REPUB.
LICAN, y newspaper published in Wilmington
Del, and to be continued therein, two months.
,~~, Given under the hand and seal OF
S. =. office of the Register aforesaid, at
t-~' Wilmington. in New Castle county
aforesaid, the day and year above written.
CALVIN W. CROSSAN Register.
NOTICE-Notcei il hereby given that Letters
Testamentary were In due form Of law grant
ed unto tie undersigned, on the 9Th day Of
September. A. d. 1888, and that all persons
having claims against the estate Of the deceas
ed must present the same, duly attested, to the
said Executor. Oh or before the 18th day OF
February 1899 or abide the Act of Assembly
in such case made and provided
JOHN NORRIS ROBINSON,
Executor.
Address: Austin Harring ton, Esq Attorney
atLaw. Wilminton Del. IS
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
THEY SIMPLY SMILED.


The Rod Mon Were Not a. stupid u
They Looked.
Three full-blooded Indians sat under
the awning covering the main deck
forward Of one Of the steamboats, 60
ing down the Potomac river one Sun
day afternoon. Two of them were
bucks. apparently about thirty years
old-but an Indians age is hard even
to approximate-and the other was an
old man. All three of them were neat
ly and quietly dressed in dark store
clothes, and they all paid strict atten-
ton to Their own business, talking In
dian, that sounded a good deal like
Chinese. to each other.
Two funny young men, accompan-
led by a pair of giggly young women.
took camp chairs directly in the rear
Of the Indians. They all thought the
cultural grunts Of the three Indians
very amusing indeed, and the two
funny young men got off fair imita-
tion Of the Indians talk.
"You wouldn't think, girls, would
you, that those fellows are so devil
ish?" said one of the funny young
men, in voice that could be heard all
over the deck, nodiing in the direction
of the Indians. bad bunch, though.
As lief stick a knife into you as look
at you. They get suit O. buds and
come on here to see the Great Spirit
with a lot O. kicks they have piled up,
and then they 60 back to their tepees,
put on their old blankets, and wait for
white folks to pacs by SOS they cab
throw hatchets at EN-. Bad bunch,
I'm a-telling you"
That's what" Chimed in the other
funny young man. wouldn't be bit
surprised II they'd tear loose right
now"
Gracious mel" exclaimed the two
young women.
tear loose right now and slaugh-
ter and scalp every one in sight. Who
was the duck that said The only good
1njun's dead Injun?' Knew his gait
all right, whoever he was. Just hear
'em grunt. Making it up, I'll bet dol
lar, to scuttle the boat and carry all
hands to the bottom. Just like In
dams to do thing like that, anyhow"
Goodness gracious!" exclaimed the
two young women.
Government ought to round the
whole caboodle Of EN- up and chloro-
form EN-, that's what" said the first
funny young man. Outrage to let
EN- run around loose. II had my
way"
'sh-sh-sh!" warned the two young
women. They'll hear you"
= Hear nothing" said the first funny
young man. They don't know Eng
lish."
Just then the waiter passed along
the deck. One Of the bucks beckoned
to the waiter with his finger. When
the waiter got close to him the buck
asked Of his two companions:
"Whatll you take?"
II think I'll have a glass of sarsapa-
rilla," said the old Indian.
Il want settler lemonade" said the
other buck.
Waiter, just briag us sarsaparilla
and two settler lemonades," said the
first buck.
The two funny young men and the
two giggly young women took this in
with open mouths. When the waiter
had gone, said one of the funny young
men:
Say. the music's playing on the
back part Of the boat. Let's 60 back
there, hey?"
And they went, the three Indians
looking at each other and smiling COM
placently.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
Difference in engagements.

you say, you old bear, that there
isn't any difference between married
life and war;" remarked a Lacon wo-
man to her henpecked husband.
"Tat's about what l remarked. al
near as could recall one of my choice
bits of truth"
"Wt'l l want to tell you that there
is whole lot Of difference. An en-
gagement in Cuba is horrible thing,
and it wasn't with US. was it, you dis
agreeable crank"
mo, not the engagement" he MUIR
INJURED, thoughtfully, at the same time
picking up his hat to 60 down town.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
DEGIsTRR's ORDER
~ REGISTERS OFFICE. !
NEW CASTLE, COUNTY, DEL, J

Upon.the application of SamuelC. Penrose and
William k Hawkins, executors Of Alexander
Macdonald, late Of Wilmington HID in said
county, deceased, it Ia ordered and directed by
the Register that the Executors Aforesaid
give notice Of granting Of Letters Testamen.
tsry upon the estate Of the deceased, with
the date Of granting thereof, by causing adyer.
tisements TO be posted within forty days from
the date of such Letters in six Of the most pub
lie placer Of the county Of New Castle, requir.
ingnll persons having demands against tho %.
tate, to present the same, or abide by An act Of
Assembly In such case made and provided and
also cause the same to he inserted within the
same period In the DAILY REPUBLICAN, answs.
paper publishedm Wilmington, Dol, and to bs
continued therein three weeks Q. o. d.
-, Given under the hand and seal Of of.
I -. ! fee Of the Register aforesaid, at Will
49, mington in New Castle county afors
said, the day and year above written
CALVIN ". CROSSAN, Register,
NOTICE Notices hereby given that Letters
Parliamentary were in due form of law
granted untoth undersigned, on the 9th day
q Aug, 4. D., 1888, and that all persons
having claims against the estate OF the decsas.
ed must present the same. duly attested. to the
said Executors, Oh or before the 9th day
Of Aug. 1870, or abide the Act OF Assembly
in sucIl case made and provided.
SAMUEL G. PENROSE.
WILLIAM E. HAWKINS,
Address: Wilmington. Del els
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04

slmm Blood Purifier makes pursst
blood and fortifes the system against
fevers, eruptive diseases, diphtherla,
scrofula, &c 1t Is Americas best blood
euro. Depot sos King street. Whining.
ton, Del. Jobbers wholesale it Retail
by druggists
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
why She Could Smile,

"Your wife always wears such
happy expression, Mr.. Wilkins. She
always seems to be smiling"
"Yes, she didn't have to earn the s47
worth Of gold that she wears In her
front teeth"
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
Metallic,

"Did you know there was gold in
sea wat asked the man who likes
to read collections Of queer facts.
mo" replied his busy friend. But
II Spain had few more ships we'd
make 1t taste pretty strongly of iron
rust"
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
Pensions Quickly SECURED

OriRino pensions intelligently posecut
ed; rejected pensions re-opeped and euc
cessfully completed; dropped and reduced
pensions restored; widows pensions Sc.
cured in from 40 to 90 days, by Col, John
Wainwright. expert pension attorney, 90
floor. No. West Seventh street, Whining
ton, Del.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
PENNSYLVANIA Railroad.

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TRAINS LEAVE BROAD yrRHSy
sTA7 F@k FIJI FHzIH Wei.
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ioaS a: m. daily for Pittseurx end css-
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vesttbule Parlor Cars and DinsnG Cef.
NO No, extra fare other than TIE "ssai Pah-
ny" L iHts' Express. vestlbvl. p.rss
G Car. vestibu,s Passen,ssI Coaches a"S
The Wilmington Transfer Company wilI
call for and check baggage from Aotsia
FOR further information passengers ars
referred TO the ticket agent at the ssss
]. i; HUTCHINSON, s.R: wcoD.
General Manager. Gen. Fass. AgeaS
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04
JUST LIKE A MAN.
Took Advantage Of His Wifs's Abfenos
To Clean His Bfhs In the Kitchen.

Took Advantage Of His wifs's Abfenos
To Clean His Bfhs In the Kitchen.
PA took his whesl all to pieces yis-
terday." said Johnnie, IAN fixed 1t all
up good. Ma was of over to the city,
so pa used the kitchin.
Il told him l guessed ma would be
mad cause she'd just got it all cleaned
up, but he saidh couldn't help 1t II she
was mad. he'd got to have some place
to DO it In. He got nice big piece O.
cloth an went to work. Pa used a
pile of oil on his wheel an there was
an orful lot Of drops got on the floor,
an he spilled most a cup Of kerosene,
too, but he sopped 1t all up with his rag,
an he said It would be all dried up by
the time ma got home, but t'want, just
the same.
He got it most done when ma come,
an you'd Just ought to seen how mad
she was. She called him John Henry
an she's alwus orful mad when she
calls him that, an she hollered like
everything when she seen the rag he
was usin'. She said 1t was one of her
best pillow shams.
PA said it was full O. holes anyway,
and ma said t'want holes, twas open
work, an pa said all the holes he ever
seen was open work. An he said he
hadn't hurt the old thing anyway,
cause she could wash 1t right out.
AN ma said the grease and black on
that sham wouldn't never come out in
the Lords world, an she said il pa ever
fixed his old machine In her kitchin
again, she'd burn the thing up. She
said 'twould take her week scrubbin'
an scourin' to get the oil an grease
out O. the kitchin floor, an she said
she wouldn't slave so for no man Twin.
She said II the wood shed wasn't good
enuf for such nasty work he could do
it out in the yard, but If he ever did it
In the kitchin' agin she'd make him
sorry for 1t.
PA said he didn't doubt t all, an
then he went of to ride an ma went
to cleanin' up the kitchen.
But pa got his wheel fixed up awful
good, all the samey."
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04

Gobang-I believe that will have
burglar alarms put in the house.
Mrs. Gobang-Gracious! What for?
Don't the thought Of burglars alarm
YOU enough?
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-10-04

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