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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19
AIDED BY MRS. PINKHAM.

= Mrs ". E. PAXTON, youngstown,
North Dakota, writes about her strug-
gle to regain health after the birth OF
her little girl:
DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM:-It Is with
pleasure that I add my testimony TO
your list, hoping that it may induce
others to avail themselves Of your val
liable medicine.
After the birth Of my little girl,
three years ago, my health was very
poor. I had 1eucorrhea badly, and a
terrible bearing-dOwn pain which
gradually grew worse, until could do
no work Also had headache nearly
all the time, and dizzy feelings. Men
situations were very prOfuse, appear
ing every two weeks
ItOOk medicine from a good doctor,
but it seemed to do no good. I was
becoming alarmed over my condition,
when I read your advertisement in a
paper. I sent at once for a bottle OF
Lydia z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, and after taking twO-thirds Of
! the bottle felt so much better that I
send for two moro. After using three
bottles felt as strong and well as any
one.
. I think It is the best medleine aor
female weakness ever advertised, and
recommend 1t to every lady I meet suf-
fering from this trouble"
Maternity is a wonderful experience
and many women approach It wholly
unprepared. Childbirth under right
conditions need not terrify women.
The advice Of Mrs. Pinkharn IS freely
offered to all expectant mothers, and
her advice IS beyond question the most
valuable to be obtained If Mrs. Pax
ton had written to Mrs. Pinkham be
fore confinement she would have been
saved much suffering. Mrs. PinkhGm's
address IS Lynn, Mass -
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would RuIn His BurIness.

Railroad stories are all more or less pithy,
especially when told BY railroad men. a
certain system running IN the southwest Is
known for It's slow trains from one end of
the line 70 the other. The trains are slow
enough at best, but when WashOuts and over
flows occur, time doubles up on engineer,
train. crew and, passengers Not long ago
food Of complaints was poured in upon the
general manager OF the line from all kinds
Of people who travel over this system One
Of them came from a prominent undertakes,
somewhere IN an adjacent state, and this Is
what be wrote: ... r
IF you do not run faster trains over your
line you VIII rum nay business. Ny custom
ers VIII not ship their corpses over your
system for fear that they viii not reach
their. destination before the resurrection
day. st. Louis Republic.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

Oalic0,s IN H1nersdth

Calico was frst manufactured u TnGia
for more than four hundred vearr.
William Simpson & Sons, most extensive man
ufaeturers Of tins country, nov produce the
best grade Of this kind Of goods possible to
make Their prints are always attractive,
the c0ior5 bright, clear and lasting Deal
err as well as buyers recognize this fact. and
very wisely give them preference Ladies
who have not worn them VII do vel to
remember this, as the piece Of calico zhich
magic words William Simpson d Sons
Is not only the best that the world has pro
duced for four hundred years, but Is doubt
less as good as viii be made four hundred
years hence. -.- --
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

comm0n experience to have u. AyeF's
Sarsaparilla prescribed BY a physician.
II IS q commoa experience to see q Gem
Ptete cure p follow the use of a few bottles
Of this great blood purifying medici1e-
Because, Il IS a specific for ali forms Of
blood disease II q disease has its origin
In bad or impure blood. DR.. Ayers Ssrs-
oParIla, acting directly On the blood, re-
moving lis Impurities and giving % e
the disease
The great feature of Dr. Ayers Sarsapa-
ElALa IS the radical cures that result from
Its use Many medicines only SUPPRESS
oisease-they push the pimples down
under the skin, they paint the compIeriou
with subtle arseuiCa1 CON pounds, but the
clsease RACES in the veins Ike Deut-uu
hre. and some day breaks out II q vol
canic eruption that eats up the bodv
Ayers Sarsaparilla goes to The root Il
makes the fountain clean aud the waters
are clean. II makes the root good aud
the fruit IS good It gives Nature the
clements she needs to build up the broken
down couSttution-not TO brace Il M with
sumulautS OF patch Il M on the surface,
send for Dr. Ayers CurebooE. and lean
more about the cures effected by fHie
remedy It's sent free, on REQUEST b,- TIE
J. c Aver Co. Lowell. Mass.
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Too Much for Him.

An old bachelor, who had long
sought to find woman who, as he
used to say, would be 4 fitting mate,
at last found her IN a railway carriage
and took seat beside her. She was
young and innocent in appearance.
and after a short time the bachelor
softly whispered to her: "Are you
married?7
me marriedT she cried, in tones
that rang throughout the carriage,
''me married! No, but I've sued a fel-
Ter for breach of promise"
The bachelor left the train at the
first station it stopped at-Boston
Journal
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where noah Kept zIs Beea-

DR.. james K Hosmer, while recently Wis
itinE Boston, had occasion 70 visit the new
public library As he went up the steps he
doctors Grand
. To consult the archives was the reply.
By-the-way, Hosmer," said DR. Hale do
you know where Noah kept his bees?'
No. answered Hosmer.
I'm the ark hives said the venerable
preacher as he passed out Of earshOt.-
Lsdies' Home Journal.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19
Help Tor HaE-Fever.

DR.. Hayes treatment controls the
Asthma, relieves the itching and sneezing,
checks the catarrhal symptoms, stops fhs
cough and makes life sndurable, at the same
time bringing about change Of constitution
which removes the cause and cures TO stay
cured u you want to know about il, write
to DR.. Hayes, Buffalo, u. 7. No charge for
book on Hay-FeYer and Asthma
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- - Fnnt-Fnne.

A powder to be shaken into the shoes. At
this season your feet feel swollen, nervous
and hot, and get tired easily. IF you have
sInarting feet or tight shoes, try Aliens
FOOt-Ease. It cOOls the feet and makes walk
ing easy. Cures swollen and sweating feet,
blIsters and callous spots Relieves corns and
bunions Of al pain and gives rest and comfort.
Try il today Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for 25e. Trial package FREE. Adj
dress, Allen s. Olmsted. lie Roy, n. Y.
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A DOCTORS DIRECTIONS.
IheY saVe q daughter
from blindness.

Egheh Father writes that yours Is the
best medicine in the world" you can
allow something for seeming eLtrava-
Esuce IN the statement IL you know that
the medicine 50 praised, curcd q loved
daughter Of disease and restored 10 her
the eyesight nearly lost The best med
tcine in the world for yoa Is the medicine
that cures you There cant be anything
better. No medicine can DO more than
cure That Is why John s. Goode, OF
9rricEs No. writes in these strong terms:
aDr. Ayers SarsapariIIa Is the best ned
tciue in the world Ny daughter had a
relapse after the measles. due TO taking
cold She was nearly blind. and was obliged
TO remain in a dark room ali the time.
The doctors could give her no relief; one
Of them directed me 20 give her Ayers
SarsaParilla- Two bottles cured her com
pietely-"
The Thousands Of testimoufsls to the
value Of Dr. Ayers SarsapariIla repeat
over and over gain, in one form or another
the expression; The doctors gave her
no relief; one Of them directed ne to
give her Dr. Ayers SarsapariIla- Two
Bottles completely cured her.
1t Is a common experience to try Dr.
Ayers SsrsaPariIla as a last resort IT is
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

He-Aecording to the Scriptures
there viii be no marrying or giving IN
marriage in Heaven
She-Oh, that's easily explained.
How sop
There viii not be half enough men
TO 60 arOund-see27-C Chicago Evening
News
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

a country boy visiting New YORK stopped
dash on the Sidewalk where there were HIN
dreds Of women and children. He saved
their lives, but lost his oEn. Hundreds Of
lives are saved every year BIZ Hostetteris
Stomach Bitters. People who are fast GO
ing 70 their graves With disorders Of stoIn-
sch, liver, bowels and blood are brought
back 70 good health By I. Al the sick
-hrr11 frr- II
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

He would not say that she painted, pow
dered and all that. he was too much Of a
gentleman for that.
Still, may as vel confess" he said,
that she impressed me as one who thinks
she can improve upon the Lords handi-
Erork''-C hieago Post.
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IS e 60
Which VEas J15f Why she DID Set
al CaFs e Listen 20 Hfs
"a uentIe EISWs


enc. = re-nsrked the early Eaornfng nan
I can't say that I have my wife trained as
perfectly as could wish to have her trai1ed,
or that / shall be 50 fortunate as ever to have
her so, but there Is good deal OF pleasure
IN trying to. 1t at least gives her an fcea
that she Is not perfect and as long as a nan
can keep his wife IN that state Of mind u Is
almost as much OF a comfort as il Is 20 have
her iUist what he wants her to be-
'GfeeboOlipiHsl exclaimed a little nan
Fith a pale blue eve and fidgety manner,
4 Eis6-I could only get my vie TO your way
Of thinking ---.-
'sDid you ever tryy'' inquired the early
morning man.
ssD7d 81 90 chueLIed- the Little maa,-witb a
profound internal cOnvulEiOn not entirely
Eear TO the understanding Of his auditors
hour ago. had something to say to my
wife on the lines you suggest and was en-
deavOrIng. to get an opening Tor my re
marks, but she was talking to such an ex-
tent that / had no show at all Finally
quite driven 70 desperation, but not wish
ing to do anything violent, merely gave
her a hint Of the situation by telling her that
when Mr.. Gladstone talked his wife always
listened in silence And did she take II as 1
had intended91 he asked OF himself, with an
other one Of those ambiguous ehuekles-
"Did sheZ" inquired the early morning
man, with uauch interest.
did sheZ,. chuc5led the little man.
fFWeH, SAYS she TO me, I don't doubt It at
ali. but think who It was that Mrs. Glad
stone was listening to- and then she went
right ahead with her conversation as If l
hadn't been within ten miles ASKING
ton
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19
NInd -. ID UsunI.

There was great jubilee and there would
have been feasting In Madrid had provisions
been cheaper
"Shout, stranger, shoutl" urged the high
born hidalgO. SAN American town was com
pletely destr0yedl"
'Ah, BY Camara's squadrons" inquired
the stranger.
"WeIl, the information from American
sources says It was destroyed by a cyclone.
~ ~ ; n1S ma. DC none OF Us know, but &c
AT any rate, it was great victory" IN. u.
World
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19
Whent 40 Cents a nnsheI.

cents and samples Of SaIzer's Red Cross 80
Bushels per acre. Winter Wheat, Rye, Oats,
ClOvers, etc, with Farm Seed Catalogue for
4 cents postage. JOHN A. SALZER SEED
CO. La Crosse. Wis X
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

IF a married man compliments a pretty
woman IN the presence of his wife, his wife
reproves him, and If the wife is not pres
ent, the pretty woman thinks it her duty to
reprove him.-Atehison Globe.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

For Nausea, Vomiting and the weak, irri-
table Stomachs Of Children, nothing equals
Or. Af01strs TEETHISA (Tcething PysodTS-J
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No. WIfhln Va.

Another quarrel going on next doOr."
whats the matter this time %
ffShe wants 70 name the baby Dewey
and ne wants the name for his wheel In
dianapOlis Journal
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

Bennett-''There is more talk about Spain
eeding the Csnaries" Nearpass - E'To
France" Bennett - mo- TO a man 70
whom she owes a coal bill-''-Puck.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

AbileHs contracted for 12iare lights
10 cost s. 900 a year
James Surface, q weli-to-1o farmer
near ndePendencs4vva drOvyned while
Evffnhaih &, " "a 8 ne Inefgh E1rS. In Elk
river. ea- go
A Ere. of Unknown origin destroyed
Tie big sIIp1tsr elevators atBeHeville,
toEulhsr uith 10. 900 bushels ~ grain.
II EaFFneEsr along ne oniOn Pacific
railroad from Ellsworth west want 2
-fEas FauEs- slsEslia order to ETlaiyE the
slt.Ecadi is3nea'Its lshdG
Within e mile -of she csatsr. Of Icia
8fB RBa wells 8FeFsFF ting IS or, o.
sesie fset daiiy5
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As to Rfehea.

The woman that married a poor man be
cause she loved him Is very apt to want her
daughter to marry a rich man whether she
loves him or nOt.-Roxbury Gazette,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

First Citizen-It is wonder that
our torpedo boats have not done some
damage
Second Citizen-WeII, the trouble is
that those people on the American
ships are up at all hours Of the night
Puck.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an A No.
l Asthma medicine.-KY. r. Williams, An
tiOch, Ill, April II. 1894.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

Collie, Hives and Thrush In Infants relieved
and prevented by Dr.. Mo6Ctt's TEETHINA
(TCethfng POlodGs). All druggists keep It.
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FOrehanded.

Little Dora is 50 thoughtful Of the future
that She never eats dinner, but what she
thinks of supper She was taking her music
iesson NJ tie DiaHo when she asked if she
might learn to play the harp instead. ut
VIII save me having TO learn when I'm an
angel," she expllined.-Pick-Me-Up
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

After that alliance with England is
formed, viii she join US IN celebrating the
Fourth FL. A. ". Bulletin.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

To Cure a Cold in One Day
druggists refund money If IL fails tOeure. 25e.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

Mamma-'fFrom what animal do we get
our milk?" Flossie-''F From the milkman.' .
Judge.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

He-"I know how to manage my wife"
so obstinate she won't let me.''-Tit-Bits.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

Halls Catarrh Cure
is taken Internally. Price T5c.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19
THE GENERAL MARKETS.

Circuses that have come and gone are in
the passed tents.-L. A. ". Bulletin.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-08-19

The wise man neither borrOws trouble mol
lends his BICYCLE. A. w. Bulletin.
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and your
The pale cheeks the dark shadows under the eyes, the general
dropping of the young wes FORM what do they meanT They
falling that her strength going that
something help through coming
maternity.
Build by tonic with specific pow
Such Lydia E. Pnkham Vegetable Compound You
get it any druggists.
Following publish by request letter from young wifeof
her accord she addresses her suffering and while
from mOdes she asks withhold her she gives her initials
Chambeburg Pa she easily be
personally or by letter:
To my Suffering SistersLet write this for benefit tell
ing you Lydia E Pnhams Vegetable Compound
suffered painful menstruation
dizziness burning
head pain and of muscles bearing
palms. could we'll unable stand without PAIN and
OH how longed to be WE'LL
One day Pinkham telling ALL knowing
perfect confidence.
She wrote lovely letter reply telling exactly
After taking bottles of the Compound box Of
Pills using one-ha package of Sanatve Wash say
cured happy and my happiness other than
Mrs. Pnkham.
Why suffer when help Let me- as one who
has had experience urge all suffering women especially young
wives seek Mrs Pnkhams adyice-Mrs. R. S. r., II3
Catherine St, Chambersburg, Pa g
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-02-25

7 yards goods,
I yards cambria,
| yard silica,
| yard canvas,
4 yards binding,
stays, thread,
hooks and eyes,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-02-25
LATEST WAR NEWS.
Committee on Investigation
Renders a Decision
THAT rURDER WAS COMMITTED.
Horrible Crime-The Knife Was Used.
Almost a Panic When the News
Was Announced-A Full
Explanation of the
Explosion.
THAT nURDER WAS COMMITTED

Committees on investiga-
ton have reported that
Campbell e Christian have
the largest, prettiest and
most complete and up-to-
date stock Of wall paper this
year ever seen in lola. Their
stock is all new paper, just
received from the factory,
and as they are crowded for
room the already murdered
prices are being cut in two.
The people are sure this is
the place to buy wall paper.
Con-. ON INVESTIGATION.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-02-25
Local Notes.

DR.. Fulton's advertisement for
gas stock was hardly cold before sew
eral thousand dollars worth of that
commodity was offered him. The
Doctor accepted the proposition made
by the Northrups and is now, we
understand, the owner of $1,000 worth
of the stock formerly owned by them.
If there are any other capitalists who
believe that.the willingness of those
owning the gas stock to unload is all "a
blnff, it is their turn to call. And
talking about placing the stock i'm es-
crow, to be sold in case the bonds are
defeated, there will be no trouble
about that provided the money is put
up to meet the payment, and provided
also that the Standard Oil Company,
or some other outside corporation, is
not the real purchaser. The escrow
ought not to be all on one side.
Some days ago Il member of the city
council stated that at the next meet
ing of that body action would be taxi
EN- which would result in promptly
driving the joints out of business. \
bystander who overheard the remark
offered to wager considerable sum
that no such action would be taken be-
fore the special election. The council
met last night, and not word was
said about closing the joints. Was
this merely an oversight, or did the
man who offered to bet his money
know what he was talking about?
If anyone wants to see the official
copy iof Mayor Jones', message from
which paragraph is quoted else
where in this paper, we shall be.glad
to show it to him.
So far as can be learned no one
has yet offered to make bond to
indemnify the tax payers in case city
ownership should not pan out as its
advocates predict.
No one denies that the city has AN
absolute right to buy the gas plant.
The question is: Is it good business
sense for the city to- exercise that
right? The city has the right to
order all the streets paved, but would
it be good sense to do it?
TO charge n newspaper with max
ing statements which it never made,
and then to prove those statements
false, is an easy way to convict IA
newspaper OF lying, But who is it
that is really convicted, the paper
which is misrepresented or the one
which misrepresents?
This plant 1.-THE natural gas plant
has been IA bone of contention from
its earliest inception to the present
moment Popularity it is regarded
rs a colossal Eilure-having cost over
million dollars and having directly
returned but very small percentage
of that sum to the city. The propo-
sition now is this What can be
done with the Natural Gas Plant =?
is there any way by which 10 can be
made a paying property instead of a
burden ?-Extract from annual mes
sage of Samuel w. Jones Mayor OF
Toledo, Jan. 3, 1898.
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Card OF Thanks.

1 desire to thank my many friends
for the liberal patronage they have
given me in the short time of three
years that have been in business in
lola. expect to remain resident
OF lola. My successors, Messrs. Tu-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-02-25

Good Letter from the Clerk OF the DISTRICT
Court.
FERNANDINA, Fla, Feb. 2S, 500
Mr.. George Suhrer, Druggist, City.
Dear George. Please send bottle
of Chamberlain Cough Remedy.
would not feel easy If knew there
was none of this valuable remedy In
the house. i have given it fair test
and consider it one of the very best
remedies for Group that l have ever
found. One dose has always been
sufficient, although use 1t freely
Any cold my children contract yields
very readily to this medicine. / can
conscientiously recommend it for
Group and colds in children. Yours
respectfully, GEO. T.. WOLFF.
Sold by Campbell d Christian.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-02-25

dor and Coverdale, are both business
men of ability and pleasant gentle
men socially and will treat you right
Yours Resp'y.
j. s. MCCAIN.
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MEMORANDUM
BOOKS.
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Vest Pocket Memos, 10 styles sc to SOC
Cheap Memorandum, Is styles &c to 25c.
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Time Books, styles, SC, 10c 15c and SO. 90.
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Record Blanks 15c, 25c, 35c 75c and 81 90
Indexes and Indexed Books, 10 styles, Toe to 81 co.
Day Books, all bindings % styles, Sc to 81. so.
Ledgers Double and Single Entry, 20 styles zoe 81
Cash Books, styles, 25c to 50. 90
If you want any style of a Blank Book see
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at the Corner Book Store.
The age-herald., 1898-08-24
TRIALS OF A MAN
 IN A SLEEPER

Everybody has a beginning. That is, you are supposed to have. And to get in habit of a certain thing we must commence that habit.
 The writer has just commenced the sleep- ing car habit and he feels cramped and Ill at ease, but hell be natural at it after while.
 To begin with a fellow upon taking sleeper the first time does not know how to do and to appear perfectly used to it, he tries to raise the window and, in doing so bursts the brains out of the upper berth with his head, and every fool in the car titters. There seems to be no law against tittering. Our legislators will please note this.
 Then the fellow sits down and consoles his head with his hands while thinking vigorously, He keeps this up till dark, wondering where he will sleep; If on those seats. But finally some one who has been on sleeper before tells a porter to fix his berth, and as the quilts and pillows tum ble out of the roof and wall. the freshman begins to see a bed forming, and finally has his seat fixed up, but how to get in without all those ladies in the car seeing him is a terror Troubles don't come singiy.
 The car is full of people, and it is getting late and nobody shows any symptom of re- tiring. He mods and mods. Finally he de- cides that if he gets the worth of his money he must retire some way or other
 So he goes to the bath room and un- dresses. With his clothing on his arm he watches through the crack in the door to see when nobody is looking, and then he rushes down the aisle with his gown flap ping like banner of tin. Reaching he thinks, the berth he left he dives under the curtain and is greetd by a female voice in there, who screams at it's tallest pitch:
 'You horrid monster get out of my bed!
 And the poor man faints and is taken to his berth by the porter.
 Such is ignorance.
 JOHN EARL GARRISON.