Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1898-08-24
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osslsy asd Dswsy.
II they don't catch up with him
pretty soon." said Mr.s<n6cley. hell
| nght his way ar-round IN 'xnrruld an
come out through BArs4loona OF
Cades'
.who's that?" asked Mr. Hennessy.
me cousin George. no less," said Mr..
Dooley. II suppose We think tn war
ID over an peace has rayturned Jus
because Tiddy Rosenfelt h back home
again. an tn sojers ar-re hungry In
New York stead " In Sandago. That's
where ye'er wrong, Hinnissy: that's
where ye'er wrong. me buckle. IN war
Is not over till cousin George stops
flghtin'
"Th' 6panyards have had enough.
but among thrue hghtin' men Il don't
make amy difference what tn feelinss
Nv tn la-ad underneath may be. IT'S
whin tn man ON top has had hia an "
fightin' that tn throuble's over. an be
tn look Nv things cousin George has
JUS begun to take tay.
"Whin me frind Mack concluded
tits time f'r us to stop nghtin' an begin
skinning each other In what Hogan
calls tn marts " thrade. We thought
that ended 1t. SO did Mack. He says,
says he: Let US have peace he says.
An Mark Hanna came out Nv tn cell
lar, where he's been since cousin
George presented his compliments to
tn Philippines. an wud they prefer to
be kilt or dhr0wnded. an proposals
was made to bond tn Cuban pathrites
an all tn duces in tn deck begun to
look like face cards again. whin sud-
denly there comes q message from
cousin. George. In pursuance "
ordhers that niver come he says, to-
day tn squadron unhder my conn.,
mand knocked tn divv1e out Nv tn
Notifications w tn Philippines. bonn
barded the city. an locked up tn
Spanish gin'ral.'
TIL gov'nor got away be swimmin'
aboord a Dutch ship. an tn Dutchman
took him to Ding Dong. III attind to
tn Dutchman some afternoon whin
in the palace with me feet on tn
pianny. Write soon. won't get it.
So no more at prisint firm ye'er OIL
frind an well-wisher. George Dooley.'
How ARE they goin' to stop him?
How ARE they goin' to stop him:
There's Mack on tn shore bawlin'
ordhers. Come back he says, come
back. I com-mand ye.' he says.
George. come back. he says. TIL war
is over he says. We're at peace with
tn wurruld.' he says. George he
says George, be good fellow he
'ixAyS. Lave up on thim,' he says.
.Hivihs an earth, he's batin' that poor
Spanyard with PAWN block. George.
George, We brake me hear-rt.' he says.
But George Dooley. he gives tn wink
to his frinds. an says he: What's
that imam yellin' on tn shore about?'
ne saHs,ri Louder. he says, I can't hear
W. he says. Sing It, he says. Write
it to me on a postal ca-ard at NAH
drid.' he says. Don't stop me now he
says. This is me busy day. he says,
an away he goes with piece Nv lead
pipe in wan hand an a couplin' pin in
tn other.
''What'n we do with him? We can't
catch up with him. He's goin' too
fast. Mack's a week behind him livery
time he stops anywhere. He has
sthrung a throlley acrost tn islands,
an he's climbin' mountains with his
feet. TIL only thing see, Hinnissy.
that Mack can do is to go east an
meet him comm r-round. II he hur-
r:es he'll sthrike him somewhere in
Rooshia or Boohlgahria, an say to
him: George, tn wars over. Won't
We come home with me?' think he'll
listen to reason.
II think man ought to stop hghtin'
whin; tn war is ended" said Mr..
Hennessy.
II .dinnaw about that" said Mr.
Dooley. He started without askin'
our lave. an don't see what we've
got to do with tn way he finishes.
IT'S q tur-rble thing to be q man ivl
high sperrits. an not to know whin tn
other fellows licked."-Chicago Jour-
nal.