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doctor, 40 you treat f'cH anu pooi
alike?o NO; circumstances alter
cases. life.
eve have the deepest we'll | ever
saw on our lot" what bore!-Phil-
adelphia Bulletin.
He-"You haven't a mind above q
new hat" She-"And you haven't any
mind under yours. indianapolis jour
nal.
Miss Passay-"I dread to think of my
fortieth birthday" Miss Pert-"Why!
Did something unpleasant happen
then brooklyn Life.
Hicks-"I cannot go to the war.
am near-sighted." Wicks-"I am far
sighted That is the reason why |
don't go.'-Boston Transcript.
Fiddler-Yes, Boston has turned out
q great many musicians-"yours truly
among the number. Quiz-Well. how
can you blame her?-Brooklyn Life.
81 find twelve dollars high price for
this parrot. | suppose he speaks a
good deal?" "No. not at all. but he I'M
derstands everything" = Fliegende
Batter.
Teacher TO class)-"In this stanZa.
what is meant by the line: The shades
of night We're falling fast?'" Bright
Scholar-"The people were pulling
down the blinds. Elk.
The First Mate-"How clear and
bright it is in the West" The Second
Mate-"Why not? The captain has
been sweeping the horizon with his
glass "-Indianapolis Journal.
The General-"I have stood unmoyed
when shells were bursting around me.
Could you?' Romeo Barnstomer-
We'll, that would depend great deal
upon the age Of the eggs. Life.
"Some of these summer young men,"
remarked Miss Cayenne pensively, ire
mind me of Dresden china" because
they are beautiful" Yes. And they
get broke SO easily. Washington Star.
Flasher--I saw you out horseback
riding this morning. old man. Dunn
bleton-Don't say! Well. was | in 1t.
SO to speak? Flasher-The saddle! Well,
at very rare intervals.-Richmond Dis
patch.
why don't they revive that song that
used to be SO popular few years ago"
Il don't know what one you mean"
why, it ran like this: The Spanish
cavalier stood In his retreat "-Phila-
delpha Bulletin.
Uncle Frank-'Well, Willie, what did
you see at the circus to-day" Willie
lwho was especially pleased with the
Shetland ponies)-"Lots and lots Of
things; but the best were the con-
densed horses. Judge.
Hogan-"Oi wonder who will be tn
last man on earth" Grogan-'Oi dun
no, amy more than you. But 1t is to
be hoped that he'll be an onndertaker,
so he will know how to bury himself
dacently. "-Indianapolis Journal.
Come ON, fellows" cried mosquito
who happened to Oyerhear quarrel be-
tween Mr. and Mrs. Henpeck; this is
Il cinch. | heard the woman tell her
iiC W do tht HiOSt
man she ever w."-Philadelphia
Record.
And so my old flame, Lottie Light
foot, has become queen of comic op-
era. To think that | might have mar
ried Lottie ten years ago! All. II had
If had. oh, well. If / had, 1t isn't
at all likely that we'd be married noww
Puck.
Poor Nyins. He can't forget his
early ways" Il heard some one say
he handled golfsticks as II they were
pickaXes." Worse than that. Let him
have his stick In the air for stroke and
he'll drop it If the noon whistle blows"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Judge-Why did you commit this un-
provoked assault? Prisoner-I wanted
to get my picture in the papers. Judge
Well will you be good II let you
go? Prlsoner-I am afraid not. now
want to kill the artists who made the
pictures.-New York Journal.
IF | were a man. she said. you
would not find me here to-day. I'd be
away lighting for my country" "If
you were man. he replied, you
wouldn't find me here to-day, either. l.,
too would be away, fighting for my
country After that all he had to do
was TO gain papa's consent.-Cleveland
Leader.
The Father-That young man who
used to call on you and stay so late is
In the navy now, | understand? The
Danghter-ies, papa; and think of It'll
his boat has been disabled. The last
heard of him he was being towed in.
The Father Well don't let me see him
around here at all hours OF the night,
or you will see him being toed out
Ionkers Statesman.
Mr.. Simpkins is great enthusiast on
the subject of chest protectors" which
he recommends to people on every oc-
casion. "A great thing." he says. They
make people more healthy, increase