The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-02-16
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

In Australian markets rabbits
sell at cents apiece.
Don t rush from single blessed
ness into double wretchedness.
1t is said that a diet Of garlic is
wonderful aid to the complexion.
= You can t Judge man charac-
ter by the high standing of his collar.
Don t imagine that there is any
thing harder to keep than an umbrella.
= The trouble market is easy, and
it can always be borrowed at low rates.
A horse will live twenty five
days without food, merely drinking
water.
: Sixty languages are spoken in the
empire governed by the Gar Of Rus
sia.
No man has the courage to tell
woman the things that her mirror
does.
No man would be willing to swear
to everything he says during court
ship.
y The ardent lover is all at sea
when his hest girl throws him over
board.
What pleasure is there in life with
headache, constipation and biliousness
Thousands experience them who could
become perfectly healthy by using De-
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
title pills. Evans Pharmacy.
= When wife makes poor coffee
her husband has good grounds for a
divorce.
Ocean waves have often dashed
over the tops of lighthouses $50 feet
high.
= Ambition often raises man up
for the purpose Of giving him good
hard fall.
"A Columbus, o., firm has just
finished No. 90 shoe, weighing ff-
teen pounds.
= Grace-What ails Kate Julia
She has heart trouble and is trying
hard to catch the doctor.
Their marriage was a runaway
match, wasn't it?' ''Twicc. He
first ran away with her and then ran
away from her.
Mrs. Benham-Do you remember
when you stole my heart ? Benham
Yes, and ought to have been ar
rested for the theft.
Whoopng cough is the most distress
ing malady; but its duration can he cut
short by the use of One Minute Cough
Cure, which is also the hest known reme
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troubles Evans Pharmacy.
"A divorced couple i'll Kansas,
after the verdict of separation had
been rendered, kissed each other on
the Court House steps and parted.
Mexico sells this country t ,00O,
600 pounds of chewing gum every
year. Just how the Mexican girls
manage to spare this amount is what
puzzles us.
= 1t is claimed that crows, eagles.
ravens and swans live to be Il 100 years
old, hcrons so, parrots 80, geese 30,
sparrow hawks 40, pcacocks, canarics
and cranes "a
Don't annoy others by your congh-
ing, and risk your life 10y neglecting a
cold. One Minute Cough Cure cures
coughs, colds, Group, grippe aud. all
throat aud lung troubles. Evans Phar-
macy.
= There is said to be mass of
pure rock salt in Hungary $50 miles
long, 90 miles broads and 25O feet
thick. That is story that cannot be
taken without grain Of salt.
= The minister, with his little son
Charles, was calling on an old parish
ioner, who poured her trouble into his
sympathizing car, ending with the re-
mark, GIVE had my nose held to the
grindstonc for 30 years. Charlie,
who had been looking intently at the
old lady, instantly remarked, "Well,
it hasn't worn the mole on the end off
yet.
= 1t is computed that the children
of the district schools of Indiana
planted 10000 maple trees on October
10Th last, that being autumn arbor
day Who can measure the blessing
Of this act by young hands in future
generations. Plant trees and truly we
plant blessings without limit.
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