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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

1t is a great leap from the old fashioned
doses of blre-mass and nauseous physics to
The pleasant little pills known as DE Wits
Little Early Risers. They cure constipation,
sick headache and billiousness. stones drug
store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

Thousands Of sufferers from grippe have
been restored to health by One Minute Cough
ure. Il quickly cures coughs colds. bFon,
ehitis. pneumonia, asthma, and all throat and
lung Diseases. Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16
Salem Humane Society.

There will be meeting of the Sa-
EN- branch of the Oregon Humane
society at the police courtroom, first
floor, city, hall, Monday afternoon,
April 18th, at 3 O'Clock, for the pur-
pose of electing officers and transact
ing other business.
A. BUSH,
IA At President.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

Thiny-hye years makes generation
That IS how long Adolph Fisher, Of Zane 3.
vile. q. suffsIed fsom pies. lie was cured
bv using three boxes Of De Wits Witch
Hazel Salye. Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

You will never know the satisfac.
UiOn of dyeiIg until you use Perfec.-
tion Dyes. They are brilliant and
permanent and easy 10 use. be sure
YOU get them. u
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

The farmer, the mechanic and the bicycle
riders are liable to expect cuts and bruises.
DE Wits Hazel Salve is the best thing TO
keep on hand Il heals quickly, aud is we'll
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

Children like it, it saves their lives. We
mean One Minute Cough Cure, the infal ible
remedy for coughs, colds, groups, bronchitis,
grippe, and all throat and lung troubles
Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16
CASTOTrA-.
fht las- II
'i%''s;ii" % %i"AXW2zzZx 1',3.. ~

To Cure a Cold in One Day.
Take Laxative BromOQulnine Tab
lets all druggist refund the money
II itfails TO cure. 25c.'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

To Cure a Cold IN One Day
Take Laxative BrOmo Qulnine
tablets. All druggists refund the
money If IL fails to cure. 25c. l0-l4 6m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

A torpid liver robs you Of ambition and
ruins your health. De Wits Little Early
Ris,rs cleanse the liver, cure constipation
and all st mach and liver troubles. Stones
drug sioTe.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16
soI1ClroRa-FoR .rHn EI AuTI

SOLIClTORS-FOR "TBH 81 AUII
FUL- Life Of Frances 4. Willlrd," pub
lished under the auspices and indoissd by
the W. c. I. VI The only tffi ill book,
prepared by anna Gnrden. Tor "a ygars
Miss Willard's secretary, beautifully IL.
lustrated; only S., Tremendous mand.
bonanza loT agents, superb book, liberal
commissions, credit given, freight paid,
write qu'ck for OUTFIT and terms. The
Dominion Company, Authorized Disribut-
ers, Dept. s, 256 Dearborn ST. Chicago.
$50 3 1
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

FOR RENT "A good dolble room for one
or two gentlemen, in business pat Of city.
Rateslow. Inquire at 1877 Commercial
street. i2-Is u
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

GOOD MICH COW. For sale, yourg,
good stock, gives 3H gallons milk daily,
Inqui corner Lincoln and south CONNER
cial st. 4i6 3tS
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

TO ExCHANGE-For farm property.
good home place Of acres. One mile
from state house on car line. Good uild-
ings with plenty o. tree and vine lrut. II
this interests you give description Of you
properly. Address I. ii Journal flee.
3-2I I'm
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

The Lincoln school Band of Mercy,
branch order Of the American
Humane society, held a we'll attended
meeting one afternoon this week, and
decided 10 hold weekly meetings
hereafter. Election Of officers and
regular program next weeG at Leslie
NJ. Z. church.
[Continued on fourth page
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16
MHNTED. ETC

New today advertisements tour lines
or less in this column inserted three
times for Is cts, so cts. a week, ST.
per month. All over four lines at
same rate.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16
OF CHICAGO ILL


will write for
Of
however
proper medica IMMEDIATELY.
at
package
PERFECT MANHOOD
method We have thousands Of testimonials
world
FAD THESE PATIENTS SAY
scians'I BLANCHARD 1896
Dears find
find praise and
derful 1 am hundred times and viii
all 1 bless work
p.
scians' Instu LOrEX, June 19, 1896
entirely stopped returned
o I
a like you
- NJ. p.
Chicago HAVANA y d. jan 20. 1879
my treatment During
friends surrrised improve
Yours sincerely
all bonsa DO rot delay
md responsible instiu
medical institute America that
for plainly sealed
PHYSICIANS INSTITUTE,
Dept Masonic Temple, CHICAGO ILL
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16

INFORMATION WANTED. Amanda
Schulz, Lancaster, Missouri wide ow Of
Ellidge Schulz would like to learn the adj
dress Of her brother-in law. Joseph Schulz
formerly OF Kirksville. Missouri. 4 ID Sw
$42 90 weekly selling specially soaps, per-
fume. toilet articles, and giving customers
double lhei valne in handsome presents:
exclusive territory; sample outfit free. Lease
Sap Co. Cincinnati, o.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-04-16
HAVE you sHHN

HAVE YOU SEEN
the Perle ton stove pipe holder. 1t is
guaranteed to hold the pips in the chimney
and is cheaper than wire and nails and
cannot be seen after 1t is put on. Manfg'd
by GIiswold K Chase S. Slate street,
Salem, Or. Agents wanted. 3-26 m
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
Punctuation.

What great difference in the mean
ing of sentence misplaced comma
can make Take the following, for ex.
ample:
James, my husband is very sick
man.
d, james, my husband, is very sick
man. )"
The following bit of perverse pune
tuation was perpetrated by an English
composition. What the author meant to
say can be ascribed by Encouragement
OF the punctuation marks:
Caesar entered on his head; his he'll.
met on bis feet; armed sandals upon
his brow; there was a cloud in his right
hand; his faithful sword in his eye; an
angry glare saying nothing, he sat
down. = Pittsburg Chronicle Tele-
graph ..s-
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14

! AUTHORS, MANUSCRIPT
Not Necessary For Editors to Read
Them From Beginning to End.

Not Necessary For Editors to Read
Them From Beginning to End.
& Once more the tale goes round Of the
author who sent a story to three jour
mails and had it returned by every one
without having been read. He knew it
because he had pasted two of the leaves
together. Very likely. We do not think
of reading through a half or a quarter
of the articles that are sent to us. It
often does not take half minute to dis
card what one knows he dOesn It want
It is an old saying that one does not
need to eat a whole joint to learn
whether it is tainted.
It would be revelation to some of
these writer's to see how fast an expe-
rienced and conscientious editor can, at
times, go through a big pile Of essays,
stories or poems. The title is often
enough, and he would say, eve don't
want an article on that subject. - Tho
next article begins with page or two
of commonplace introduction, and that
is thrown aside in half minutes in
spection without turning more than
the next page. The next begins with a
platitude-''We can't print that stuff. I"
The first verse of this next poem has
false meter and is tossed aside. The
next begins in schoolgirl style, with
"dove" and "love;" it is not read
| through. Of the next the editor reads
ten lines. It is simply dull descrip-
tion of stream in forest-nct want
ed. The next poem begins in fresh
way, seems to be constructed according
to the rules is pretty good. 1t is put
one side to see if other better poems
will crowd it out. The next is story
The first page is promising, but the Sec
ond shows coarse strain. and the read
| ing stops there.
Ten articles are decided upon, and
with sufficient good judgment, in ten
minutes, for a minute to manuscript
| is often twice as much time as it needs.
| It does not take that long for dealer
to stick an iron skewer in a smoked
ham, draw it out and smell of it. Not
one article in dozen perhaps needs to
be read through, New York Independ-
| ent,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
INDIAN SIGNAL SERVICE.
They Have Long Telephoncd by the
Use OF Drums.

Use OF Drums.
Travellers in uncivilized countries
have often wondered how some savage
tribes were able to transmit news for
| hundreds of miles with no apparent
facilities for doing so. An interesting
light is thown on this subject by Jose
Bach, who tells of the means by which
the Indians on the Amazon communi-
cate with each other at distance. The
natives live in groups of 100 to 200
persons in settlements half mile or
mile apart, In each dwelling there is a
wooden drum, which is buried for half
it's height in sand mixed with frag-
ments of wood, bone and mica, and has
| a triple diaphragm Of leather, wood
and rubber. When this drum is struck
with wooden mallet, the sound travels
far and is distinctly heard in the other
drums in the neighboring dwellings.
1t is beyond doubt that the transmits
sion of the sound takes place through
the earth, since the blows struck are
scarcely audible outside of the houses
IN which the instruments are placed.
After "malocca, or dwelling, has
been "ca]led up" by an initial blow
onversation is carried on between the
two drums. Mr.. Bach's explanation is
that the communication is facilitated
by the nature of the ground, the drums
doubtless resting upon one and the same
stratum of rock, since transmission
through ordinary alluvial earth could
not be depended upon. This method
furnishes an ingenious modification of
the process employed by Indians for
perceiving distant noises, such as the
gal]op of horse, which consists in ap.
plying the ear to the earth ST. Louis
Globe Democrat.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
A Game jockey.

Tod Sloane's gameness will never be
questioned by those who saw him win a
race on Walter in nose finish at the
old East St. Louis track some years
ago. After the race Tod was hardly able
to dismount. Then it was learned that
he had broken an arm in the race. It
seems that he was crowded against the
fence in jam around one of the turns
and broke his arm. Switching the reins
to his good arm, he rode the race out
with great determination, putting up a
"Garrison inish' and winning on the
post BY the narrowest possible margin,
1t was an exhibition of gameness the
like OF which was never before heard of
in the history of the American turf. -
Chicago Record. - -. E..s, ..5x
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
Guy Fawkes' Lantern.

1t has been settled beyond doubt
that the identical lamp which Guy
Fawkes carried in poking about in the
cellar Of the houses of parliament, when
ne intended to blow them up, is now in
existence. This lantern is in the Ash
mclean museum at Cambridge. Guy
Fawkes was carrying this lantern when
he was arrested. The history of the
lantern has now been fully established
and it must take its place among the
most celebrated exhibits in the museums
CT the world London Mail.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
A YANKEE.
Various Views In Various Places N
,".-+ to What He Is.

Various Views In Various Places N
"..* = to What He Is.
.''1 was greatly amused, said New
Orleans citizen who has lately made q
visit abroad, ''to notice bow the term
Yankee widens in application as one
gets farther and farther away from the
habitat of the real thing. H..
"In New York Yankee is common
~ supposed to be native of Connecti-
| cut, Vermont or Massachusetts,, and /
! have noticed that the name is applied
to mean skinf1ints rather than to the
people in general. In st. Louis Yankee
is understood loosely to be any one from
the extreme northeast. Here in New
! Orleans the term includes pretty nearly
everybody above Mason and Dixon 8
line-in short, 'northerner' and Yam
kee' are more or less Synonymous. =
| Nov comes the really absurd part
of it, although quite in line with what
have just remarked. While was in
London found myself continually re-
ferred to as Yankee by natives who
had learned I was from New Orleans.
I think you Yankees are very charm
ing people,, said a big wholesaler who
wanted to be extra pleasant. L know
several from your state ! tried to ex-
plain at first, but I soon got tired Of
that. was sure to be greeted by stare
of Amusement. But I thought all
Americans were Yankees, doncher.
know, would be the usual protest.
Later on I met a very intelligent
hotel keeper at Bern, in Switzerland,
and in the course of conversation be re-
marked that he had an extremely agree.
able countryman Of mine staying at his
house the previous season. AS you are
both Yankees, he said, you may by
chance know him. Where does be
live:?' l asked. In Buenos Ayres, re-
piled the hotel keeper New Orleans
Times Democrat
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
Uses Of AdYecSify-.

1t is something new to discover that
bodily afdiction can assist one in
mastering the difficulties of learning q
foreign language. but there is case of
the kind on record
Miss Gertrude came down stairs one
morning with red eyes. a swollen nose
and generally distressed appearance.
''What is the matter, Gertrude?''
asked her mother.
An awful cold in my head" She re-
piled.
II am very sorry" said her sympa-
thizing parent.
II was when l got up" cheerfully
rejolned the young miss, "but I'm not
now. can get that French nasal sound
exactly. Tray be-ong. Bong zhoor.
How's that:''-Y outh' s Companion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
INSECTS AS HOODOOS.
They Keep Settlers Away From Many
Parts Of the World.


Nothing could more strikingly illus
trate the Importance of small things
than the large role which is now at
tributed to the mosquito in the etiology
OF some Of the most serious and wide
spread dis asses to y hich the human race
is subject. 1t is truly said that what
prevents the successful coloni zation of
many tropical countries and what
throws the greatest obstacle in the way
of civilization Of and good government
in vast regions of central Africa is not
climate, not distance from home and
not untriendliness on the part of the
natives The obstacle is malaria, and
now we find that the prevalence Of ma
LARA, SO far as man is concerned, de-
ponds on the mosquito, and that this
pestilent little insect, in addition to If.
ritating and annoying, is the means by
which the poison of malaria is propa-
gated and distributed.
For years back botanists have known
the important part played by birds in
the scattering Of seed and of insects in
the distribution Of the pollen OF plants,
and it seems not unlikely that pathol-
ogists will have to recognize In a much
larger degree than has till lately been
done the large part taken by the subor-
dlnate forms of life by which we are
srrrcunded-our cattle, our horses, our
dogs and cats, our flies, our mosquitoes,
and perhaps even our feas-in dis
tributing disease from man to man, and,
as is stated in regard to the mosquito
and malaria, in deciding whether the
extension of our empire over great areas
OF the globes surface shall be possible
or not.-Hospital.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
Twisted Logic.

1t is said that during the Irish rebel
lion of lS4S bishop sent request to
parish priest for information and re-
ceived the reply, 1.-THE peace Of the
country is assured; faction fights are
increasing"
A similar twist in logic is manifested
IN a message of congratulation received
by Mr.. Willis. on his election to the
New South Wales parliament. The tel
egram from his agent read, ''Carnila
jnbilant; heavy fighting: several hurt,
including self. London Chronicle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
Children's SIeep,

Growing children cannot too careful
y be enjoined to get plenty Of sleep.
The boy or girl who has lessons to learn
must waken early after good night q
rest. and this is insured only by pune
tuality IN retiring. Eight o'clock is q
good bedtime for all young people I'M
der ! and should be insisted upon by
parents. - Harper's Bazaar.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
Worthy of. Worship,

Faw gwacious sake, deah boy, who
was that common fellaw you let shake
yOuah hand?" .5 Ell *
Deah boy, he may have common
look, but he has gweat soul. He is the
feliaw who designs the new collaws. z
Indianapolis Journal
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
MINNEAPOLIS, NEW ULM &SOUTH
WESTERN RAILROAD.

Departure Of Trains.
No. Is st. Paul, Mpls Pass $50 A. NJ
No. 20 st. Paul, Mpls Pass II 10 A. NJ
No. ;" Winthrop Acc'dation 1 100 P. NJ.
Arrival of Trains.
No. 81 Winthrop Acc':'ation 200 A. NJ
NJ. 30 st. Paul. M3ls Pass 2:20 p. NJ
NJ. l6 st. Paul, Mpls Pass 1855 Y. NJ
All Daily Except Sunday.
No. 5 arrives Mpls $50 A. NJ. st Paul
80 A. NJ.
No. rs leaves St. Paul $ 100 P. NJ Mpls
5 80 P. NJ.
No change of cars between New Tim
St. Paul & Mpls.
Close connections for Chicago Mil
waukee and all points East.
For full particulars apply to
JOHN RYCZEK, Agent.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14
Crippled by
Rheumatism.

Those who have Rheumatism find
themselves growing steadily worse all
the while. One reason of this is that
the remedies prescribed by the doctors
contain mercury and potash, which Ill
ti'nately intensity the disease by caus-
l2G the joints to swell and st;ffen,
producing q severe aching of ti, bones.
>. 5. 5. has been curing rheumatism
itr twenty years-even the worst cases
which seemed almost incurable.
Capt. o. E. Hughes, tho popular railroad
conductor, Of Columbia. 5. O.. had an ..<ner,.
"nr" with Rheumatism which convinced him
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14

Iron horsvshoes have been found dat
ing back to the year 481. 3.5s5s
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14

Upon an average 10000 pineapples
are imported into London every week
throughout the year.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14

Il i there Is Only one
care for that p;linlul dis
"'ir. He says: Il was q
!eal sufferer from mus
lar rheumatism for
- years. l could get
80 per m a II en- t relief
;H,,m any medicine pre-
>'if'rd by my physician.
,,ruE about a dozen bot
:'r+ Of your S. 5. s.. and
Low | am as we'll as I
YER was inmy life. lam
N:l!'n that your medicine
cared me. and | would
re.runlmpnQi it to 3nv one
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14

Suffering from any blood disease.
Everybody knows that Rheumatism
Is y diseased state of the blood, and
only a blood remedy is the only proper
treatment, but a remedy containing
potash and mercury only aggravates
the trouble.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-12-14

The Frankps 'Ordnary Combination Policy No.
for Bankers Merchants Commercial Travellers Editors
Agents,
CoST-$20 it paid annually in advance quarterly
bershp S. payable but once)
+ ~: BENEFITS.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-11-03
India u aud Iiger.

According TO 9 good aud true tiger
story In CornhilI. al Indian who bad
learned some OF the elementary principals
OF iugglery and contortion went ont one
evening TO walk upon n ridgy plsio.
When be reached the top OF one OF the
mounds. he saw q tiger ahead OF him, 500
or 600 yards away. Before the man
could hide behind the mound the tiger
bad seen him and began TO bound toward
him st It's topmost speed.
Having no means OF defense, there was
nothing for the man to do bnt to race for
the nearest tree, bu. though he tried IL
and put forth bis utmost strength the
tiger steadily gsincd upon him.
Whist was be TO do3 In sheer jespers
tion be resolved upon an unusual scheme.
Just ss be dissppesre for sn instant from
the tigers sight in running over ridge
be hslted, stretched ont his legs st right
sneles. curled down bis bead 40 as to
look between bic legs TO the rear and ex
tended his arms upward 10 a fantastic
msnner, like the sails Of a windmill.
10 . few seconds the tiger hove In
sight. aud st that instatt the face OF tho
object assumed bideous grimsce. A pro
Iongfd yell arose, such ~ bsd perhaps
never before pierced the ear Of any tiger.
and the sails OF the viu1mIIl began 10 ra
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-11-03
Crest Cyciometer Run.

Brooks came into the room with .
glow OF exultstion on his face. He wsf
trundling bis bicycle.
Rivers, be e1clsimed this is the isstesl
wheel ever rode. went out for spin
this morning. ard give you my word !
travelled 15 miles an hour ri 3ht along Just
as easily ss ever rode at bali that speed
on any other machine. It's wonderI
Humphl tiaculs.ed River. How long
we're You outp
Three hours.
Aud You went As miles 10 that timer
did.
On race trsck2
No. On ordinary roads. Halt the
time, moreover. was pulling sesinst .
strong wind.
And you mean to tell me seriously,
Brooks, that you rode that machine As
miles in three hours on common roads?
Thst's what do mean. and III thank
you not to dispute it. When | started
out, it was exactly 8 O'Clock aud cyclone
ter stood st 1877 miles. When ! got back
II was Just II and the cyclolneter indicated
242 miles to q hair. That cyclometer is
perfectly accurate. Look OF 1t yourself,
Rivers. You know the make. I've tested
il bet cen township lines.
Rivers stopped down and inspected IL.
Brooks, he said, don't want TO expose
you before anybody, but when yon make
the preposterous cisim that =
I'm taking 10 dead earnest. III make
oath to every word have said.
Don't do it Brooks. Don I doit. Take
. look at thst cyclometer yourself.
I'm locking ct it. It's eli right. II
stands nov at 2i3 miles. I've ridden .
mile since came back from my run.
Bnt how about the other knockerf
Wbalf
That other knocksr. You've got two
Of them on opposite spokes. Every time
the wheel N ,kes revolution it hits the
star wheel twice, and ct the end OF your
run the cyclomster indicates Just twice
the distance you have travelled. fonr
record for the three bonrs. Brook. is eI
scily % l2 miller, and ! respectfully sub
NIT ha, I, isLt any thing to boast Of -
With something like . grosn Brooks
snr.pv To the side of the machine and
made . spersopsI inspection. l. was even
So, There were two knockers.
Rivers, be shouted pale with wrath,
You did that. You suesked thn other
Que on Yourself. I.ii be even with you II
il takes me The rect OF my lifetime.
without 80 other word be grabbed bis
bicy Gle and truodled II ont oil ihe room.
Bat there vas viIi look 10 bis eye
that boded no good ior Rivers.
His turn will come
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-11-03

When Audubon ~ss travelling 10 L,brs
do, be came. ope ds,, nfon g house one
day where the hisndlv iubsbiisbts msde
much Of him, sud whep tbe wife ssksi
hin II bs pis,ed on Any iostfomei I.
/, myself, sne ssid, sm extremely fond
OF usic. snd bsye al isstrumoht xbich
has been sslt awsy Tor npsirs We mics
II srestly, Tor ~e eau Ill play OF Il. sbd
sben we srs tired, the servants Csc II for
%.
You ma.t be sprg musical ispily.
Whist sort Of SO ipslrament l. IN
She vas psrplered.
Ny ipstnme9t is lsrge, ald slapds on
ioar legs like table Al one end is
crooked handle.
A tsrd-crgsni
she smilsd deligLtsdly,
Al, tts.s i.i said che.