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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23
ADDITIONAL DINING-CAR SER
VICE SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

Commencing November %, lNS. The
Southern Railway Will operate Dining
Car scrvic. between Washington and
Charlotte ON trains Nos. 50 and 80, United
States Fast Mail.
THIS a&Htion completes Dining Car
service on the Southern'3 principal
through trains and viii avoid any lay
off for meals en- route north Of Charlotte.
This Ga great Improvement 20 the splon-
ala service already offered by the SOUTH
ern railway.
Aside from Dining Cars being great
time savers. they enable patrons OF this
line TO Doe served without leaving the
train with most oIcgan. meals. which
can be eaton at leisure. doins away with
the necessity Of hurried meals at eating
stations. considering the fast time usu-
aHy allowed by fast trains at meal sta
lions.
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FOR sAIi"

FOR SALE-A HIGHLY IMPROVED
Truck Farm containing -3 acres OF
land. located on main road within Two
and one-half miles of the city Dwell
ling OF eight rooms. large barns. splen-
did orchards. several acres DUB small
fruits Price s. 500
81 800 win buy n hrst-class siXty-acre
farm. rich land seven-ro0med dwelling,
barns. etc. 500 fruit trees. excellent
spring and fish pond within half milo
of depot 0u railroad. three miles VI the
city. Apply tO
A. l.. ADAMSON. Manchester.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23
Hnward,s Grove aud Fairmont.

As a result of the recent meetings held
at Towards Grove Baptist church. Rev.
II. Il. Louthan baptized five young men
and women on Sunday evening.
Messrs Dillard & Garrett. OF Fair
mont" 1cO5 north ed street. had the con-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23
pusx nj Cnstom's Office.

The force at the office OF the collector
~ customs were unusually busy yester-
day. TIE imports Of general merchandise
being heavy. Collector Bethel was at the
Support OF West Point yesterday. He
will be absent until the 30th.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23
SCI, nrADACHE CURED

and It's cause permanently removed with
Dr. Davids Liver Pills. They not only
act az once on tile digo ife organs,
causing the food 20 properly assimilate
but thcy Thoroughly remove al obstruc-
tious and accommodations in the stomach
and bowels and thoroughly stir the liver
TO n proper action and keep it perform
ing its functions.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23

GROCERIES or $. JiLMAN'S son.
Grrnua,cd sugar. per pound.....' .
rat Cars Salmon .........-....'...' -
Fine Creamery Butter. polnd...... -
Se,v Virrluia Fuckwheat. pound. !
. mounds Best Lump Starch for. -
silver KIM Minnesota Patent
Family Flour. 1886 barrel bag" 2,
Best Canned Corn. per can......+.'
Tareo Cans Apples ..................
New Goldfish. pound ...............'
Carolina Rice ....-.-.-.......... -'.-'
Genuine Imported Macarom or -
snaghcte. pound ..............-...
Fresh oyster Crackers and crack
or Dust. pound ..........-...-....
New H0miny and Grits. pound.
Lion coffee. f-pound papers ...-... .
SNOW Flake Patent Family Flour
500 barrel. bag ..........--.....-. -
Thistle Tomatoes. per can ........ D
6 r-rT,IrAN'S SON.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23
\ REVEAL ION FOR WEAK WO-
MIN

Weak, nervous women who suffer from
female complaints. Irregularities. dis
charges. backachc ETC.. get no sympathy
because thct Cook we'll" 80 one but
"a physician knows what they suffer. and
no one bu- great specialist i'm
female disease. ike Dr. Greene. 80 west
Fourteenth street. New York city, the
most successful physician in curing these
complaints. has the knowledge, skill and
remedies which never fail 10 cure. Wo-
men should know that Dr. Greene can
be consulted by mail free. Write the
Doctor. You can thus get his opinion and
advice I'm regard 10 your case. free.
Write now-it may result in your cure.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23
Miller & RhoadS
"THE ALWAYS-BUSY STORE"

day morning lie IS stopping with his
Brother. Mr.. John i. GOode, OF west
Twelfth street.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23
MlJRPUY'S HOTEL.

Special Thanksgiving Dinner. with
wine, 81. Served from to L. NJ. Par
ties wishing tables reserved Will please
anply In advance.
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WIN. B. Pizzinl Company,
Real Estate Auctionoers,
1905 Bank street.

A UCTION SALE
BRICK STORE AND DWELLING. No.
7O7 NORTH TNVENTY-THIRD
STREET, OK
MONDAY. NOVEMBER 2s. 1898
at 4 p. NJ. A hrst-olass place 10 open
business or to invest money. Lot 23Xi32
feet TO an alley. Brick house. store and
3 rooms, with detached kitchen OF :
rooms. all IN good condition
TERMS: Very easy; small cash pay
ment. as will be announced al the sale.
VIM. u, PlZlISI COMPANY,
moo .Aucgioneerss
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Dividend NOTICE..


Office OF the
Virginia-Carolina Chemical Co,
richmond. Va. Nov. -. 1888.
THE BOARD or DIRECTORS HAVE
this dav declared q DIVIDEND OF
ONE PER CENT. on the Common
stock OF this company, payable Decem-
her / 1S9S 10 stockholders OF record OF
November 22d. and the common stock
books viii be closed from November
pa to November Goth dnelusiyel.
s. w. TRAVERS,
no1s Treasurer.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23

VALUABLE pYnITEs MINING PROP
Y ERIY AND MACHINERY ~
LOUISA COUNTY. VA.
FOR SALE.
Ry virtue of "a decd of trust fo n. dated
July I. 1902 from the virginia lyr.tes
rNt d..r rD..r.I |I-u
: 1902 in LOuisl County Court and by
virtue Of "a decree of the llnU..r. .1urt
OF the city OF Richmond. entered July ID.
1S9S. in the slit OF tlo southern EIIW r
Supply Company ys hlrsIuil sFutfs Mn-
inc Company. 7 VIII offer for SAGE. DO au0-
ton. on Bank street. iu mont Uf United
states cus,0m-holse. in Rlchmond Va,
ON the
NTH DAY or December Ie9s.
az II o'clock ~. a.i tle property thereby
c0nveyed-ylz.. SIXTY ACRES 0l rl.lt-
BILE pyritcs mining arl In Louisa c0W p.
Va. adjoining the sulphur N.rD. CONS
pany of Virginia. win valuable mining
RIGHTS. also. aN machinery fixture anI
appliances upon said aa1, also. railroad
privileges.
TFRNS. Oue-f.Urth cash. balance ln
equal iurfalm.r-s at one. two anI tIr.n
wears NEGOTIABLE notes. Interest added.
and secure. .. decd u. trust
For pirtIcuI send for circular cone
tanning flI rrlpfllu of property. o. i.
g. Sluuau. 1913 eIat Main .r et, Il.A-
m0nd, VA, or
WM IT, MANN. Trustee.
OCT NOuoWay D IT, W.
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sr1CI,L NOTICES.



Onicc of
Chosapoakc and ohio Railway Coz
Richmond. Va. Soy. -, lN''.
NOTICE. THE FREIGHT DEPOT
anl ELEVATOR ot ti.s clm'sny WI
to .r..Ii an rtif,RSDAY. November 2f
lsqs. THANKSGIVING bay, except for me
doivcrv of pcrisnah.e ght between
the hours of : and l0 a. 81
ro9. H. T.. SWAIN, Agent.
Richmond. rrcdcrrksburs and Potomac
Railroad com N.Y.
Richmond Va. N'f- -' i'''.
TIE FREIGHT DEP oIe.. ,.,-....,',..'
comuanv win boz closed IIIANh0'ii y p
ING DAY. November ~ INl>. ESQ
f.r delivery of n0rislH H'e gods .olNt.h
fho hours of and lo OBJ clock =. A
no23 b. r.. DthE. Agent.
REMEMBER TIE HEIrLEss-.-" T.. a.
vftrd attention last week in quo H
az offr raIr'res infants ot fln tH.ilIIi
HOSPITAL on Thirty a-ond ana '.if
sfrnofs We hope f0u hay. nid 'Iii. I'D
look up the clothes under t'r ih.''
Old children amo1e Your A
FAN or put off this work. You YIN NIn
secondhand clothes thr VIII suNr'.
au our needs for the apnro3. mug WIZ
tor Please afl ud to tmf rn.fl'|
mako Those little ones comfort N.o anu
happy. and God win not desl.se tAia
S So53 ana ''' W. w. p.
DONATION DAY THURSDAY THE
otfb fTnanksgfvfne DaVD. is rho Annual
Donation Day for tne Richmond n'H,
for Ladies' Ii5 north seventh 'N
Groceries and amy Kind oft houe.uli
The Home rs supported hv tho Ircsoy-
torians and Ncth0diefs of the City.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23

4 OM2ussIONEBs SALE. UY ACr.
y TION. or
ABOUT - ACRES Or VALUABLE
SUBURBAN LAND.
NEAR MANCHESTER. ON HULL
STREET EXTENDED.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23
CA TO II z d.
I'D. AIhsN't You Hae Aa8G Bought
hiall tAo III -nss
''', sl L%<HHNzz%eI
4oFY YOURSELF

against Coughs. Colds. Bronchitis, Con-
sumption and other TD-oat and Lung
Troubles By using Dr. Dayid's Cough
syrup.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23
II RUsTEEs SALE
4 OF 4
NUMBER OF BUILDING LOTS IN THE
WEST END,
IN PLAN OF "RAVENSWOOD.' NEAR
r.. +. AND p. RAILROAD
SHOPS.
II RUsTEE's SALE
on

In execution Of certain deed oi trust
20 me. OF record IN ID. -. l5p b. lase -
In HenricO County Court clerk plllct, "C-
fault haXing been made in me pay inc"t or
a certain note therein secured ana neins
required so 10 do by the holder or sald
note. / will on
WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER %. 1898,
al o'clock p. IL on the premises, sell
FIFTEEN LOTS on south side Boyd
street, commencing AT spotswto.o,di avenue,
and running easterIy. also. FIVE LOTS
an sonth side Bro0kland street. between
Dinneen street and sp0tswood avenue;
also. la feet on north side B ~ 70,
street. being Lots 1J To-. Il. rs. I'D, 20, and
one i'm Eastern. 4 feet OF Lot p, IN
Square d. OF said plan.
TERMS: Cash as 10 SO ana Interest
exeeutIng this trust, and an accrued
taxes. and the balance on such terms as
liberal terms will be given IL desired.
r. A. CATLTN.
no12 Trustee.
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BoARDERs WANTED.

WANTED. ADULT BOARDERs TO OC-
cupv two connecting sccond-story rooms
az 32i west Grace street, corner
house. no basement References sA-
changed. Miss FULTON. no-V
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23

by using Dr. David's Cough Syrup OF
pure Pine Tar, Horehound, Wild Cherry
etc.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23

---~--.r-r--..---- $1,000
LOST. BETWEEN SEVENTH AND
Hull streets. Manchester and Eighth
and Franklin streets. Richmond, n
SMALL FOLDING POCKET-BOOK,
containing three-mOnths note for
S12loO All parties are warned not 20
handle this note. as the bank has noen
notified 90 stop payment. y. l.. eau
DIE. sO4 east Main street. no-5
sTRAYED. FROM "EDGEWOOD.' Do ON
Hermitage road near lill monument. Il
BLACK AND WHITE SETTER DOG.
Answers 90 Leo. Reward T. returned.
Old Phone 233 i-3. nos
LOST-IN THE NElGHBORHOOD or
Twenty-hfth and BraOd streets.
Black and Tan Hound, with portion
of hts tail cut of Answers 10 the name
OF Rover. A suitable reward II left at
No. Do north Seventeenth street
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23

SAVE q PER CENT. ~ BUYING
YOUR
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23

I'm execution of tnc decree referred tq
below .wn sen by public auction, GA
the premises. on
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23

BY r. A. Cltlin. Auctioneer.
No. G y. Eleventh street.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23
MONEY TO LOAN
FOR RENT.

oTFfCr ron RENT. MOST DEsIRA-
ble location I'm the city for doctor or
dentist. Corner Beach and Main street
Apply J. a. MORRIS. NO. 90 east
Broad street. nOZO
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23

Tomorrow being day set apart
by the President OF the United
States as a day OF Thanksgiving, the
postofiice viii observe the same as
legal holiday. The carriers viii deliver
the first mail and make the early MORN
fng hour collection from boxes. The Office
wifi close for the day at 10 o'clock
The public schools Will be closed during
the entire day. 4 number Of local sports
men will spend the day in the shades of
Chesterfield county afser the gay and
festive molly cotton tail
Mr.. Augustine Royal had the ill luck
10 lose his valuable Irish setter Carlo.
lie would like for the finder 10 return
him.
Mrs. Ida Darlington left Monday for
her home IN Selma, y G.
MIR. stephen White LEFT Monday night
for Springfield illinois, TO join his regi-
ment.
home with fever.
The condition Of Superintendent Will
Ham Allen. OF Maury cemetery. IL very
much improved.
Deputy Treasurer w. s. Goode, OF Pow
hstsn county, arrived in The city yester-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-23

DONATION DAY. THURSDAY THE
24th Thanksgiving nayl. is mo annual
Donation D1v FOR the Richmond fi'H.
for Ladies. ll5 north seventh .'D
Groceries and amy kind of nous nun
nishinGs Wil Doe gratefully i-cciNr l.
Tba Homo is supported bv The proshy-
terians and Mcth0lists of tho city,.
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s. ULLsIAN's SON
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NOV. n 81 .. %. 81 p.
The evening times., 1898-11-02

the experiment was that he did not
choose a very good style. Hence his
woe and his American readers hurt
feelings. He says. in the first place.
that his. waitress was a raw, bony,
freckled, damseI, with hair the color of
last years straw, and that she wore
about her neck the eternal Stars and
Stripes. Now, this statement is not
necessarily a slander on our glorious
Unicn. There are many restaurants
in this land, in which the mattresses
are not selected for personal beauty. nor
are they refused positions because their
hair happens to be blonde. They are
even allowed to wear patriotic ribbons
about their necks if that is their notion
of proper ornament. SO there really
seems no reason as yet for cremating
the Englishman on the score of un-
truthfulness.
He then says: When you ask for
sauce they bring you stewed prunes.'
OF course they" do; tfat is. the type
of waitress above described always does,
because she has never heard anything
else referred to as sauce The meal
as described by him is as follows:
When you sit down to table knife OF silver
plated iron that won't Cut-sharp sted knives are
unknown among cousins fork and teaspoon
thrown in front of YOU Then you are
given cold plate. Your meat is brought 10
you in small oval dishes big saucers. On
is mush. another something called fish, on
another a tiny piece of steak. very stringy; on
another eggs, two potatoes in one dish, some
asparagus in another and beans in third
There are more dishes, but these will suffice.
The doses are infinitely small, and that explain,
the quantity. The whole number OF dishes
twelve, thirteen. fourteen-are dumped down be-
fore you. and al Your elbow is placed cup OF
coffee OF tea; the American does not drink wine
or beer spirits at meals
Now, that is an exact description Of
| the sort of meal which is served in GER
| tain restaurants in this country-res-
taurants at which an astonishing vari-
| ETY. Of food is served at almost any hour
Of the day or night for a sum aston
ishingly small. This English visitor has
| evidently been trying 10 save money
| He has been trying to maze his ex-
( Penses conform 10 the standard Of tEe
/ continent But he is no liar.
When SO many Englishmen, from The
/ time Of Dickens To the present day. hav,
visited this country only to spread
/ vicious and utterly unfounded SANDER:
] OF us among their countrymen, i
seems unnecessary 10 abuse a gentle
man VINO has simply made mistak,
in his choice Of hotel accommodations
Ii would be beyond the power of any
man, save. perhaps the ostrich man a
the dime museum, 10 praise some of th.
hotels and restaurants which bear th'
name American. Let US save our yitri0
for those who really deserve and neel
such treatment.
The evening times., 1898-11-02

Eternal vigilance is the price of some
thing besides liberty. In a nation where
partisan politics obtrudes itself INTO mu
nicipal elections, into the selection of
judges on the bench, into the appoint
ment of army officers. and wherever Gov
ernment money is expended, there will al
ways be rascals to corrupt weak guar
dians of the national treasure and the
national honor. Almost all that stands
between such rascals and success, be-
sides the consciences of officials, is a
vigilant press. We may weary of the
constant iteration of charges. but that
is the price we must pay for whatever
immunity we enjoy from corruption. 1t
is much more wearisome and unpleasant
to the rascals.
The evening times., 1898-11-02
The Loser PAYS,

(From the New Orleans Times-Democrat
There is something at once amusing and pa
thetic in the attitude assumed by the Spanish
members OF the Peace Commission over the mat
ter of the Cuban debt The Spaniards seem un-
able to realize that Spain went to war and lost 4:
they seem equally unable to realize that in the
game oi war. the loser pays. In order to back
up their contention that the United States should
assume the Cuban debt the Spanish enroys cite
the instance of Italy's cession of Nice and Savoy
TO France. after the campaign against Austria in
1859. As matter Of fact the cases are not par
allel. France was the ally, not the enemy of
italy, and the cesson simply substantial
token Of appreciation Of the decisive aid of the
French arms without which Italian freedom
could not have been won. As matter of fact,
Italy gained territory at the expense OF Au-
stria, but she assumed no portion Of the Aus
trian debt. for the simple reason that the Aus
trian arms had met with crushing defeats at
Magenta and Solierino
The evening times., 1898-11-02
The Trumpet Flower.

When DER the trampled meadow rolled
The battles crimson tide.
He fell brave young trumpeter,
bullet in his side;
But struggled feebly 10 his feet,
Defying death and pain,
And put the trumpet to his lips
And blew the charge again.
The cannon ceased, the twilight fell.
The moon shone overhead
And glimmered on the broken swords
And faces of the dead,
And silently across the field
They came. little band.
Who laid him in a shallow grave,
His trumpet in his hand
When summer kissed the dewy rose
And Allied its cup with wine,
Green from the grasses on his breast
Grew up slender vine.
II held a tiny trumpet up
To catch the crystal shower,
The scarlet of trumpet's cords
Was woven in the flower.
Critters
The evening times., 1898-11-02
Unnecessary IndIgnation.

Some indignant Americans are now
abusing IAN English idiot" who has
been writing accounts of American
hotels for his home papers. Their abuse
viii not hurt the object of it very
much, because they do not know his
whereabouts and thus cannot aim cor
rectly; he is probably safe in England
by this time, and not reading Ameri-
can papers. He says that when in
Persia he ate with his fingers, when in
China he used chop-sticks, and in
America, accordingly, he set himself to
eat in the American style. 1t appears
thai he succeeded. The trouble with
The evening times., 1898-11-02
The Willy Pathan.
(From London Truth.

The following anecdote is given by an In,
dian officer as illustrative OF the manners and
customs OF the willy Pathan. certain general
and his staff while vending their way through
one OF the narrowest valleys of Tirah were an
noyed by the attentions Of a solitary marksman,
who from time to time sent bullet unpleasantly
close. At last the general turned to his orderly
"a Pathan sowar-and told him to dismcunt,
take his carbine and try to stalk the mountaineer
The sowar started off, and presently there
crack, and a gray-bearded old Afridi tumbled
headlong down the mountain side. The sowar
rcjoined and fell unto his place. 'Well done said
the general "Bht how on earth did you man
age it 50 cisiiy?" "Oh, replied the sowar, 81
knew his habits. DHe was my father
The evening times., 1898-11-02
Gave Curxon His Title.


kediesten. which gives Baron Curzon, hrIsba md
of Mary Letter. his title. is little Derbvsh: re
village Lord Scarsdale'S seat kedeston Hall
has grand hall. supported by a score Of alabas-
ter columns and stands in park OF 100 acres.
with some glorious old oaks in it, lake. ard
medicinal spring. There are some inc old mas
tiers in Reelection ard the mansion. which is more
than century old was designed by the brothers
Adam, who responsible, among other things
for Adeiphi terrace and for the peculiarly grace
ful and dainty school OF decoration associated
with their name.
The evening times., 1898-11-02

1t must be hard on the Republican
newspapers to follow the campaign di-
rections Of Senator Hanna. In the olst
year they have been proving to their
readers that the free silver issue is dead
never TO be revived. Now they are re-
quired 70 say that a Democratic success
in the pending Congressional cle,.tiors
would mean a free silver triumph in
1909. Still. when newspaper puts on the
Hanna collar it must expect such dis
comforts and embarrassments.
The evening times., 1898-11-02
Admiral Dewey,s Modesty.
tFrom the Chicago Post

Speaking of Dewey, Murat Halstead says that
the admiral sis absolutely amazed al the fuss
made in this country over his achievements He
says every in the fleet, including the hum
blest Chinaman, did bis duty and the admiral did
more" Dewey's desire to share his laurels
with Others sometimes makes us think of some
other heroes-btcause Of the difference.
The evening times., 1898-11-02
ExnxI,erntinr.

(From the Philadelphia Builetin-l
is the violin your brother practices p0per-
NO. indeed If it was, i, would be in tine
back yard.
The evening times., 1898-11-02

The Rev. DR.. Ham. leading preacher
of Chattanooga. happens to know a good
deal about the abuses at Camp Thomas.
where our sick soldiers We're allowed 10
suffer without medicine or care, and
where men died in their tents unattended
until the stencil OF their decaying bodies
compelled notice. Refusing to credit the
statement that the Alger Relief Commits
sian was made up solely of partisans OF
the inefficient Secretary of War. ne be
gan to tell what he knew. Like all other
such witnesses. he was insulted. brow
beaten. threatened. and al last driven out
of the ROOM. After this exhibition the
Alger Relief Commission should come
back to Washington, where its purposes
are so well known that nobody will offer
undesired testimony. In preparing white
wash for Alger the Commission should
mix enough TO cover itself as well.
The evening times., 1898-11-02
The Difference.

Frcm the Cleveland Plain Dcaler)
.'Get out OF that hammock, you wretehed
tramp"
am a Cuban"
The evening times., 1898-11-02

No American who is not hopelessly
prejudiced against Great Britain will
fail 10 sympathiZe with that power
in its evident purpose to add Egypt
hold on that country is precarious, yet
its welfare depends absolutely on the
permanence of -ngiish rule. Believing
that war with France is inevitable, If
the latter persists iL demanding English
withdrawal from Egypt. John Bull thinks
it is better to settle the matter at this
auspicious moment. He will either bring
on the war now, when he is best pre-
pared for it, or he will have gained Egypt
as an inalienable part of the empire.
The evening times., 1898-11-02

At any rate. the bond sharks will ap-
peal to the President to see that their
interests are protected in the peace
treaty. They are American citizens. and
they own Spains bonds. in fact or on
option. and it is the duty of the nation
to see their rights upheld
The evening times., 1898-11-02
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

The Advertisers Guarantee Company, OF Chi-
osgo. hereby certiies that it has, by its expert
examiners, proven and attested the circulation
OF TIE TIMES, Washington, ID. c. The daily
average PAID circulation for the month Of s'p'
tember Is9s Ii,sis.
This is GUARANTEED 10 The advertisers oi
IN. country by BOND OF $50 100 in the Fidelity
and Deposit Company Of Maryland, deposited "iih
the Northwestern National Bank. # Chicago.
ADVERTISERS GUARANTEE COMPANY,
BY J. r. MASON, President.
The evening times., 1898-11-02
CURRENT HUM0R,
An UnsOIved Problem.

lFIom nt-BiJs.1
Pupi-Whst in your opinion. protg~r-r- t- the
most difficult mathematical problem:
Poor Professor ,erimIyl Irving 10 make bath
ends meet. nv dear iii.
The evening times., 1898-11-02
AplhiCuOE&.

(From the Cincinnati Enquirer)
lit certainly is a hot number" said Asbury
Peppers.
Youngest boarder.
Nc; | was thinking of dozen fried
The evening times., 1898-11-02
Discretion.
CFron the Chicago Ney

(Frou the Chicago Newsl
BigseS-Cau | use your teseptcne?
BigGs-Sure Who do YOU want u talk to-
Biscs-Sluggs understsrd he made d=To=a-
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