New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-12-08
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

,, ,boro no ony AZ this late day who sim "'"o'
that Dewey IL name 10 conjurc with her" Is w
latest fact they must explain a"ay. IN 'n' ,
of the Hardware club. on the top nor " 49,,
Postal TELEGRAPH Building. hangs hc'u'' " ''
rodouhtahle Vermont Admiral. II Is the on'y IT.
ticle IA tho room that was not DESTROYER u ','"
aged By the fire on Sunday night Ire VIM"
frames the furniture. the hanGinGs ana ''' ''''
picturcs all suffered severely. but Adiaril ~ Wy
ricture 70 s,hl as clean and fresh as on me Gay "
hung.
.n,re.s no use talkln." said the gray-ha ,r re-.
burglar. I'm gcttln too old fer &c 'Z' II KUN
IVY. ole pal wots de 'ron6le?" asked 'e''o"
"sie Gins is fain' me dats Dc troub,e r"Tn"G
the old man as he tr.cd TO s'pores@ sign ,h
night spent Tree h"Dr' , ,~rf" nthn but one o
dem rneasly ole fodin' beds '-'Ch caSo News
Tho baltimore Sun says that the lato william
r Smollbr,drc Of Chenille. w. Va, V''''Hi -
the civil War carried a bullet in his h'ar' l'' '''''
tv-sovcn wears His death was not an" - VI" p''
cnce Of the bullet. ard. in fact. no never S'
any Inconvenience from T.. BEFORE his ''a'A u"
,,od ute nbyeici,n IN tho interest Of - cree. TO
r,oLe an ou.onsv IN order 70 find the 'ui''. ~"
nh, stefan Gld so. and found Il matGded II tie
heart
His Honor Grows Facc.ious ."Y~u say yo ,,, are
an actor ny profession" asked ne rnh,s,,ei re,
y am Y2ar Homer e ERR GgniaaG soccirnen Of
manhood before him IN dceD t.aricc yog g,ve r.,
send You to the workhouse for sixty days. We
haven't anv plavhouse." 80. ,.,u o...r r,eae-
on, ri i,st Ne ct IA, newt tov varabcnd Of VIII
a moral lecture.-(ch Tribune.
\ solder who served In cuba tells The Boston
Glooe" that one night. aftor q march. l. h1p?e"''
that few OF the boys pitched thor TONS III '.'S
proximity TO tho tent Of an officer Of anoiher com
nanv Tho boys wcro takn- qui'e loud. as taps
had not been sounded.
"rush uD out thcrc," shouted :hc oGicor anFr'y.
"Who are you?' asked one OF the BOYS.
"ru show Won who an # come out there
the answer.
officer Ills anger was greet. and h Threatened 20
report the mcn - their colonel. winding UP WIN
"Don't YOU know enough 10 oicy an officer
Yes" replied one % ne boys. and We should
have oboyel YOU + you lad had should r-5trap'
on your voice"
Miss Lucy" sad yonng Mr PIT Tith s .tr,
n,,irh want 10 tcil YOU ana The present seems 70
10 very good opportunity" ,,
Of S1ar xxx d w ygge to sgT hs fcn2 Il know
what you are about 70 say. ana nave been x
roct.nF II fer some line but really II cannot 'e
"cant i? Why rot?" .,.... ,.o,, -.
THAT'S just what was aoout TO say. You viii
re ,;r t 10 M me h. arjeG f'u ya s rcd me- To
break the news to you."-C'ittsaurg Chronicle.
York; says "Thc Pat more American" "is
the greatest money centre in the world II controls
moro cash. directs more undertakings and amounts
TO more in the sum ard Il tiv.ty Of human progress
than any Their p'ace In the entire world NJ any
line Of the worlds history. Baltimore extends to
her iig nelshbor tho compliments Of the season.
and may her greatness contnu" to grow.
How does It happen. JAM" snapped the angry
mistress. that I saw you feeding that policeman
pumpkin pic in the kitchen last evening"? II fur
got ter plug the kcyhole. mum."-(Detrot Free
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