The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-04-20
AN OPINION OF FITZLEE.
Mr.. Dooley Says he Can DC Cam when
Thcy'sc ANYTHING Go be Cam About"

Mr.. Dooley Says he "Can DC Cam when
Thcy'sc Anything 60 be Cam About
"Av coorse he's Irish" said Mr. Dooiey.
9TH Fltz Hughs an th' MctIughs. an
tn McKeoughs is not far apart. I have
cousin be an name iv Mcktough. AM
like as not IN Ginral is relation N
mine
"If I was YOU ia write him an see."
said Mr. Hennessy. "lie's about IN on'y
thing connected with the administration
ia claim kin 20 fr mesiif Or me goa-at.
Hes gr-reat ma-au.'
Gle IS so' said AR. Dooley. ole u
that Wan iv the gr-reatest. An why
shudden't he Dee with Thin two names
Thoy'se pothry I'm both iv thin. Fitz
Hugh Lee, Did See lver see pitcher rs
him? 4 fat ma-an with head iike
football am "a neck big enough 20 pump
blood into his brain am keep 10 &c 90
starViu' White haired and FRED faced.
Tn kind iv ma-au that can GEE maj ln
ivry vein IN his body. Nhiu he's not 1
bet ye bis face looks like "a nre ln IiI-
niture facthry. Whin ma-an goes pale
with rage look out fr knife ~ al back.
But Vhin he flames mp so that o. per-
SEPARATION sizzlps ON hls brow look ont
fr hands am feet an head am couplh
cam whln thcy'se anuyrnius 20 De- GA 10
about. nut h- can't wait Dc Doc was
waiter. he'd be- wurrukiu' at th trade.
Look at Ga jaw iy him. It's Ike q pave
in block.
Does Fitz believe in diplomacy? Not
him. lie sets there iu 10 Office in lia-
yana. smokIn' good s--sar am a boy
comes ia AM tells him they've jagged am
American citizen. lie jams his hat down
over his eyes an rusles over To WNeit
Gln'ral Blauco has his office. Look here.
says he Sc pizcuous riptilc.' De- says. lt
Sc don't lave me cOurtnrman out lN Oh
bull pin I'm fifteen minyitc7 he Oh. W1tch.
he says I'm take ye by Oh hair OF %
head an pull SEE from IN corner iF h'l-
stead sthreet % tn r-red bridsr. Dee says.
Lave MS debate this SAYS Eanco j %
debate nawthiu.' says Fitz. Hurry up'
or I'm give Sc a slap Doc says. Don
be thinkin that just because lnb- Wur-
rukin' fr a man with "a plate N hm9n
ice cream where his hsar-rt ought to pr.
he SAYS that Sc can put Oh comeihrr
on me. he says R-run over an Wake up
IN loot an IN station am lri Thin Amerl-
Gins out. or he says, wen go to the
flure. he says.
That's Fitz. Hes cam. an he waits
part iv th time. That's whin he's asleep.
But as soon as his eyes opins his face
ucgirs to fare mp like wan iv thim r-round
stoves in a woodlands shanty Whn
rosiny wood is thrun in. An firm thal
time on tim he's r-roaiy 90 turin 100 an
Ileep peaceful an quiet-not like a lamn
fun ~ vegetable food. but Ike a line
that's Wurruked hazard an I'll Peat-he
niver stops rampiu an ragin'. We don
hear iv Fitz loollin' worn with tn strug-
gle. We don't r-read in him misSin amy
meals. No one fears that Fitz Will break
down under tn suspense That amt IN
IN breed. He's another kind ~ ma-an.
lie hasn't got the time to be tired am
world. lie needs food an he has II
an he needs sleep an he takes 70 an he
needs iightin' an he gets 10. That's fltz.
They amt such "a lot is din runce be-
tween tn bravest ma-an In tn wurrild
an tn COW rdiiest Not such a lot II
amt a question iv morality. liinnissy.
I've known min that whit 10 church iv'ry
Sundah an HOLIDAY reg lar an give y
tn poor an loved THAR neighbors an
they wouldn't delnd their Eives aginst
a murthcrer. An I've knowed the wurst
yllyuns on earth that'd die In their
thracks 20 save a strangers child FIRM
injury. IT'S a question iv how IN blood
Is pumped Whin ma-an shows tn
strain whin he gets thin an pale an
world in tn time fr iightin'. he's mighty
near a cow'yd. But whin his face flames
an his neck swells an his eyes look Ike
a couple Nv ilicthric lamps again cy-
clone sky, he'll lead forlorn hope acrost
tn battlemints Nv hell That's Fitz.
Why wudden't he make good prisi-
dintT' said Mr.. Hennessy.
'Sh-h." said Mr.. Dooley. "He don't
DW0 enOughb-Chica0o Io1lrnalf fReD).