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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06
THE MORNING NEWS: SUNDAY. MARCH 6. 1898

every time that she was Mistress and
not miss" But all 10 no purpose. Finally
she got exasperated ard said to the child:
why won't you believe I'm married?
Why do you insist upon calling me miss?
Now. tell me why you won't believe I'M
married
The child hung her head and was silent,
but the teacher persisted, and finally the
little girl raised her big eyes and said:
We'll, teacher l can't believe you are
married because you laugh so much.'
From that remark" said the teacher In
repeating it to some friends, Il think that
all married mankind and womanklnd
might draw a lesson, but they won't. Only
the crusty old bachelors will take it to
heart"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

If you know of any young lady who
is sick and needs motherly advice, ask
her to address Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn,
Mass, and tell every detail of her symp-
toms, surroundings and occupations.
She will get advice from a source that
has no rival in experience of women's
ills. Tell her TO keep nothing back.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

Her story
is told to
a woman,
not to a
man. Do
not hest
tate about
. va CAhS W.
tails that
she may
not wish
to mem
ton, but
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

Dyspepsia and general debility are cured
by r. +. r.. Lippman's great remedy. the
superior of all sarsaparillas.
p. p. +. is the greatest tonic for the
stomach that was ever known.
Indigestion. bad dreams and billousnees
give way rapidly to the powerful tonic
and blood cleansing properties Of p, p. r.
A prominent railroad superintendent
says he feels better than he ever did. and
he had the worst case of dyspepsia on
record. He had no appetite, and the little
ne ate disagreed with him, causing MIN
TO vomit often; he had pains In the mead,
breast and stomach; but after using three
bottles of r, p. r. he felt like a new man.
He says that he feels that he could live
forever If he could always get r. p. p.
His name will Re given on application
10 us. Sold by all drugglsts.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

There's never such love as the first love
Though it comes like the zephyr's
breath;
For it's life and it's mem ies finger
Till the eyelids are closed by death.
Like picture when first we see it,
AS the first sweet sound of a song
win remain in our hearts forever,
So we feel for the love that is gone.
H. e. W., Jr.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

The fragments of shattered vase,
Some sadly mangled real old lace,
Almost compel a sob;
While coffee stains on treasured rug
Persistent at her heartstrings tug
And cause her head to throb
A macaroon ON Wilton mashed,
Some punch on her rare damask splashed-
Perpetual the stain;
And some one there has spilled an ice
Upon a book that knows no price
Each glance around gives pain.
HAD such a lovely time, you knowr"
80 glad you Gamer What, must you
go?'
Are ringing in her head. kl
One group of petty debts are paid. f&
Were all included? She's afraid
So lies, awake in bed.
It was in the early days of the church,
and the singing. of which the congresa-
ton is now very proud was in an en-
bryotic condition, owing to the scarcity
of funds, and not very good. But, says
the New York Times, the church was
struggling to do its best and its people
were working hard. The warden was one
of these, and he had the interest of every
thing very much at heart He is warden
now, and he tells this story with much OF
a Christian spirit or otherwise, according
to whether or not people believe in a mill
tant Christianity. Any way, this is WHAT
happened:
II find your singing very poor" said
a showily dressed woman TO the warden,
in pompous tones, as she left the church
one morning. uE
The warden appeared to have been the
man who had taken the contribution on
The aisle on which the showily dressed
woman sat. lie knew the amount of her
contribution.
Don't you think. madame" he SAID,
that we had as good a Decent concert
as you ever heard in your llfe?"
"Oh," said the woman, approaching his
meaning, and a little abashed, Il can't
afford to give more"
Well" said the warden, I'VE cant
afford to give any better music"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06
Young Womanflood.

Sweet young girls! How often they
develop into worn, listless, and hope
less women because mother has not
impressed upon them the ~
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

4
Importance {
attending to
physical de-
velopment.
No woman
Is exempt !
from physi-
cal weak
ness and per-
iodical pain,
and young
girls just
budding in
to woman-
hood should
guided physi
ly as well as
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

looks more awkward than ever. 1 shall
advise her to go in for charities and that
sort of thing"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

Comfort One Another
Comfort one another
For the way is often dreary,
And the feet are often weary
And the heart is very sad
There is heavy burden bearing,
When 4 seems that none are caring,
And we half forget that ever we were
glad.
Comfort one another
with the hand clasp close and tender.
With the sweetness love can render,
And the looks of friendly eyes.
Do not wait with grace unspoken,
While llfe's daily bread is broken.
Gentle speech Is oft like mamma from the
skies.
j. f. N, In the New York Tribune.
THE longing for beauty and the effort
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

1t seems to be a modern hypothesis. says
the. New York Tribune, that il is not par
ticulariy illiterates TO spell badly-that is
to say. it does not betoken q want of edu-
cation in any way The fact of the matter
is that spelling is SO neglected in the cur
riculum of schools and colleges nowadays
that ii is a hit-or-miss kind of accom-
plishment. Those who have accuracy and
ear remember the various ombinations
and others fail utterly to retain the inn
pressions made while reading or studying,
the provision made in modern boys schools
and colleges to train the sense Of sound
and its expression being of little account.
An eminent lawyer, who is considered
one of the most 'brainy'' men of his time,
said recently that until he was married
he had always spelled husband with an l
after the u, and a noted physician when
taking his examination at the medical coll
lege, tripped up on medicine" Another
funny case was that of a young man who,
having been graduated with the highest
honors from his university, sent out cards,
which he had written personally, saying
that he had formed business" partner
snip with Mr.. So-and+So. 1t is odd also
how many people retain childish habits
of spelling or pronouncing certain words,
although in all other respects their IAN
guage, both written and spoken, is ire
proachable.
why do you always say bust instead of
burstY some one asked a Well-educated
and refined young woman.
'But isn't that right" she exclaimed.
mo! of course not, now / come to think
or It, she continued; but, do you know,
have always said bust-ever since
played In the nursery with my brothers"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

Paris has just sent a large consignment
OF stockings to these shores which are gay
er than any footgear ever exhibited before
The SWEETEST design has broad zig-zag
stripes running from knee to toe in the
front and from the bottom of the fleshy
part of the calf TO the heel behind. Jo-
seph's coat of many colors would be a
modest looking garment by the side of a
pair of these stockings. Reds blues, green's,
yellows. pinks and white and black are
jumbled together in Kaleidoscope manner
Dealers say that women are crazy over
this ralnbo " hosiery and that such stock
ings look tremendously swell with patent
leather slippers at home in the evenings
Maybe they do, but 1t is to be hoped that
the Rainy Day Club will not adopt them
as their organization stocking.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-03-06

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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-19
sOusa's Band in Idaho.

The people of Idaho are congratulate
ed on the musical treat in store for
them. Never before was such an op-
portunity offered. The reproduction
of music 10y this famous band, to-
gether with songs by famous singers,
speeches and reeitations are true to life
Thy Gram -o-phone, talking machine,
with signed, hard rubber disc records is
the instrument. Two new spring
motor machines, price $25 and SIT.
Address for catalogues and fun infor-
nation, Il. G. SpauIdiDg & Co, State
agents, 734 Main St., Boise, Idaho.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-19

Buffalo, N. Y. Gents:-FTom my
personal knowledge, gained in obserV-
ing the effect Of your Shilohs Cure in
cases Of advanced Consumption am
prepared To say it is the most remark
able Remedy that has ever been brought
to my attention. It las certainly
saved many from Consumption. Sold
by H. D. Blatchley.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
The Surprlse of All.

Mr.. James Jones, of the drug firm of
Jones & Son, Cowden, Ill in speaking of
DR.. Kings New Discovery. says that last
winter his wife was attacked with La
Grippe, and her case grew so serious
that physicians at Cowden and Pana.
could do nothing for her. 1t seemed to
develop into Hasty Consumption. Hav.
ing DR.. Kings New Discovery in store,
and selling lots of it, he took a bottle
home, and to the surprise of all she be-
gan to get better from first dose, and
half dozen dollar bottles cured her sound
and we'll. DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds is
guaranteed to do this good work. Try
it. Free trial bottles at Chas. C.
Giesick's, successor to Boeck Bros,
Parlor Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

The sunny south is pluming itself and
with proud assurance points to the grow
ing resources of its states. Eleven thous-
and miles of seaboard are possessed by
the southern and Gulf states. Rich
mineral and agricultural resources are
not lacking. The west with equal pride
points to its waving fields of grain; to its
inexhaustible mines of coal and of its
precious metals. Both the south and the
west view with satisfaction a growing
commercial and manufacturing import
ance. A future is indeed in store for
these vast territories, and the day is not
far remote when the shackles of the
monied kings can be thrown aside and a
new freedom declared.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
WHAT TtxAs WANTS.

ELI Hlrshfie;d Tells Colorado Springs the
Bonus Desired from Them.
The bidding has begun. The Texas
Chautauqua people have spoken. The
outcome will be awaited with interest.
Eli Hirsh6eld, secretary of the associa-
ton, wired the following proposition to
Colorado Springs yesterday:
II am OF the opinion that the only
chance that Colorado Springs has for
securing the location of the Chautauqua
would be to donate the Adams tract OF
.S7 acres between Colorado Springs and
Manitou, $4,000 cash with which to erect
buildings and 1000 season tickets at $40
each to be taken by the citizens. funds to
De deposited in local bank by May IS,
rhe necessary backing is behind the in
stltution and guarantee of 1900 mem
bers the first year from outside the stare
of Colorado"
OF course this does not necessarily
mean that the Texans will ask an equiv
alent bonus from Boulder, but it is indie.
ative of the scale of magni6cence upon
which they are figuring. When the final
decree comes to Boulder, Boulder will
have made up their minds how to meet
the proposition,
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
Free Pills.

Send your address to H. E. Bucklen &
Co., Chicago, and get free sample box
of DR.. Kings New Life Pills. A trial will
convince you of their merits. These
pills are easy in action and are particu.
larly effective in the cure of Constipation
and Sick Headache. For Malaria and
Liver troubles they have been proved in.
valuable. They are guaranteed to be
perfectly free from every deleterious
substance and to be purely vegetable.
They do not weaken by their action, but
by giving tone to stomach and bowels
greatly invigorate the system. Regular
size 25c. per box. Sold at Chas. c.
Giesick's, successor to Boeck Bros, Par.
lor Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
He Said Yes,

John Beneltone and Teresa Rovera
were married by Justice Hunt yesterday
morning. Both are from Rowena. Boul-
der county. The bridegroom is young
man with long brown hair, the BRIDE an
old lady with hair as white as Long S
peak. AS the justice of the peace read
"Will you, John, take this woman to be
your lawfully welded wife, to cherish
and protect her in sickness and health,
till death do you part, So" Teresa
Rovera poked John Beneitone with her
elbow, once, twice, three times, and hiss
ed, "Sav yes! say yes! say yes!'-Den-
yer Post.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
A Card.

Having sold my business to Mr.. A. E.
Beans Of Glenwood Springs, who comes
with well earned reputation of being
one of the most expert and painstaking
watch makers in the west, as we'll as
having thorough knowledge of all
branches Of the jewelry business. take
this opportunity of thanking the people
of Boulder county for their very liberia
patronage and kind treatment, both in a
business and social way, and beg of you
a continuance of the same to Mr.. Beans,
by whom think you will find it will be
appreciated. Yours respectfully.
E. A. DOUGLAS.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
Reported Criminal Assault.

1t was reported this afternoon that an
other criminal assault had been commit
ted upon young girl at Louisville and
that two men were in prison charged
with the crime. Acting Marshal Ober
ding OF Louisville, in response to a tele.
phone message, stated that such a rumor
had been started there, but denied that
there was any truth in the report. He
stated that no men had been arrested on
any such charge.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
CHICAGO SPECIAL.
One Night. Denver to Chicago.

One Night. Denver to Chicago.
The Burlington Routes famous train,
the Chicago Special, was restored Sun.
day. February 9th.
1t leaves Denver at 10 a. m. latter
arrival of the D. & K. G. and Colorado
Midland trains from the West) reaching
Chicago at2:I5 p. m. next day-in ample
time to connect with the fast afternoon
trains for the East.
Chicago will be reached in twenty
seven and quarter and New York in
6fty.four and half hours after eaving
Denver.
The Chicago Special" is the only
zone night on the road" train between
Denver and Chicago-the only fast east
bound morning train cut OF Denver-the
only Denver-C Chicago train making close
connections at Chicago with afternoon
trains for New York. Philadelphia, Bos-
ton, Baltimore, and all other eastern
cities.
Its equipment consists Of sleeping. re.
clining chair, dining and smoking cars.
Meals are served on the European plan
you pay only for what you order.
The Chicago Special will be in addi.
ton to and IN no way interfere With the
Burlington's "Vestibuled Flyer" which
will continue to leave Denver at o:5o p.
n. reaching Omaha at p. NJ. the next
afternoon. and Chicago at $40 the follow
ing morning.
For tickets and full information call at
Offices Of connecting lines or write to G.
w. Vallery, general agent, 1899 18th ST.,
Denver.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

The nation is agog with the sensational
charges against Secretary Long, which
assert that he has used his official posi-
ton to aid the administration friends on
Wall street. 1t is in fact alleged that he
gave tip as to what his utterances were
going to be the following day. so that his
friends could forestate the resulting up
ward jump in stocks and pront thereby.
The nation will demand an investigation
into these charges. The idea that a
member of the cabinet dare stoop to
such use of his position in a matter
touching so vital point in the nations
welfare seems incredible. That the ad
ministration is at the beck and call of the
money power is too we'll known to deny.
hut these latest charges are indeed too
grave to be allowed to go unanswered.
A simple denial by the administration
will not suffice in this instance. Proofs
must be forthcoming. X
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

The unconditional surrender of the
New England mill hands was brought
about by system of starvation as cruel
and relentless as that practiced upon the
Cuban reconcentrados. but because such
= condition has come to be customary
for the lower working classes. nothing is
thought of it. Congress appropriates
vast sums of money Tor the Americans
Who of their own volition have gone to a
semi-barbarous country like Cuba. and
the nation contributes tons of food ard
ciothing for the Cubans. but never a
single thought OF offering succor to the
Starved, hard working mill operatives
whose employers are this moment fore
irR them into . condition of servitude
compared with which. the shackles Cuba
is trying 70 throw OF seem light Nevei
Vas the appropriateness Of that homely
I'd maxim that Charity begins At home
paee stcongly apparent. Americans
hess : duty 70 perform in looking for
abels ON.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

We are anxious to do little good in
this world and can think of no pleasanter
or better way to do it than by recon-
mending One Minute Cough Cure as a
preventive of pneumonia, consumption
and other serious lung troubles that fol
low neglected colds. Chas. c. Giesick,
successor to Boeck Bros, Parlor Drug
Store.
c. E. Coulehan, the oldest house in
town, deals in -four, grain, hay, field and
garden seeds; also all kinds of stock and
poultry foods. 2S I'm
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
Bucklen's Arnica salve.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores. letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price IS cents per
box. For sale at the Parlor Drug store.
Chas. c. Giesick, successor to Boeck
Bios,
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
The peace.at.any-price patriots now

The peace-at.any-price patriots now
bowling against Spanish war are scarce
ly more Objectionable than the hot head
ed roosters whose every drop of blood is
tingllng and whose injured dignity will
not be salved until the country spends a
few billions of dollars and wastes hun.
dreds of thousands OF human lives, but
who would retreat TO the woods il there
was any chance of their being compelled
to ight.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
On Deck Again.

Everyone knows Albert Nelson, the
genial boniface. His old friends and
patrons will be glad to know that he is
once more in business, having an elegant
place at I543 Curtis street, Denver, in
the Tabor opera house block. His
liquors and cigars are up to the old Mel
son standard. Albert wants to meet his
Boulder friends when they 60 to Denver.
&c
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

The proud Spanish dons Jeerngly as
sert that the Americans, the nation OF
shopmen, in the event of war will per.
haps turn their yardsticks into swords.
Nay, nay, uncles. Such a transformation
is unnecessary. Those same yardsticks
in the hands of brave Americans would
put the whole Spanish army to ignomin.
ious flight.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

Whooping cough is the most distress
ing malady; but its duration can be cut
short by the use of One Minute Cough
Cure, which is also the best known re
medy for Group and all lung and bron-
chial troubles. Chas. c. Giesick, success
sor to Boeck Bros, Parlor Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

The, Denver Post in short item last
night attempted to detail what Mckinley
has not done in the accomplishments of
party promises since his election. The
item in dismal failure, but what else
could be expected. The two score vol
umes of the Encyclopedia Brittania
would scarcely present room sufficient to
catalogue these interesting deficiencies.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

When, where and how to obtain pure
liquors without having to pay three prices
for it is leading question. Listen to US.
In the first place, be sure it is not SUM-
day, then walk straight-way to Garba-
rinos.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
The Retort Courteous.

Dumleigh-I hate to hear man al
ways belittiing other folks ideas. For
my part, l never sneer at anything I
don't understand.
Synnex-Dumleigh, you're the best
natured man in the world; never knew
you to sneer in my life.-Boston Tran
script.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
CHARLES TURNER,
GEORGE S. OLIVER.

In retiring from the firm of the Turner
Oliver Plumbing company l desire to
thank the citizens of Boulder for their
liberal patronage and bespeak for Mr..
Turner. who will continue the plumbing
business at the same place, continu-
ance of the same.
Feb. 10, 'o8. GEORGE S. OLIVER.
Io-2w
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

Men are judged by what they do. So
is Hoods Sarsaparilla, and its great
cures have given it good name every
where. 1t is the One True Blood Puri.
fer and Great Nerve Tonic.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
Indirect. But Intellectual.

'It is very nice in your wife to buy
cigars for YOU" remarked one man.
"Yes,' replied the other, after some
reflections; ''it's a delicate and consid-
crate way of keeping me from spelling
her lace curtains with tobacco smoke" "
Washington Star.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
Client Advises Hi. LAWYER.

"Wthat do you think of that bill?"
asked the lawyer.
ssIt isn't big enough the impecuni-
Gus client replied. Considering the
trouble you're going to have in getting
your money, you ought to charge at
least IS per cent. more. ."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
An Economical GIRL.

The Mother-Who was here, tonight,
dear?
The Daughter-Mr. Higgins, NAM
ma.
did you turn the gas out when he
left?''
mo, mamma, turned it out when
he came" "-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

There are three little things which do
more work than any other three little
things created-they are the ant. the bee
and DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the
last being the famous little pills for
stomach and liver troubles. Chas. c.
Gesick, successor to Boeck Bros. Parlor
Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

Don't annoy others by your coughing,
and risk your life by neglecting a cold
One Minute Cough Cure cures coughs,
colds, Group, grippe and all throat and
lung troubles. Chas. c. Giesick, sue
cessor to Boeck Bros, Parlor Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

eyer look bad, Jim. Been under the
weather."
'Sorter. To-day's the first time I've
been out-er-doors in three months"
'What was the matter with youw
''Nothin', but the judge wouldn't be-
lieve it."-Rarlem Life.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
A Rare Chance.

The building known as the Adventist
church, corner 18th and Hill streets, is
offered for sale for short time, to be re.
moved by purchaser. Apply to T. V.
Wilson, 1896 Pearl street.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04

What pleasure is there in life with a
headache. constipation and biliousness?
Thousands experience them who could
become perfectly healthy by using De-
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills. Chas. c. Giesick, successor to
Boeck Bros. Parlor Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
At the Old Stand.

The reliable and expert jeweler and
watch and jewelry repairer, c. P. Pettin.
gill, will always be found at the old stand
ready and anxious to serve his old time
friends and customers.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
Things Not

Things Not What They Seem.
Flim-A golden wedding? Why, man
you've only been married three years.
Flam-I know, but it seems like 5O.-
N. Y. Journal.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
The Great Triumvirate.

1t is quite evident that without the
sanction of God Almighty and Mark
Hanna, President Mckinley of these
United States will do nothing warlike.-
Denver Post.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
She Couldn,t say.

The Poet-Which of my poems dc
you think is the best?
She-I haven't read that one yet
Harlem Life.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
The profess;onaI Critic.

Behold him! In his dainty way
He's like some other men in town
He runneth UP a bank account
BY running other people down.
Chicago Tribune.
Daily camera., 1898-03-04
Fabulous,

"You told me she was as rich as
Midas"
eyes; Midas wealth was a fable. So
was hers. -Pick-Me-Up.