The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-12-21
NEwSY NOTES.

DunuleS.
Emerson shoes at Miles & Arm
suong's. 1t
Get in a toy shop if you want to feel
young again.
Toys! Toys! Go to Heath & Kill
mer for toys. 1t
The meanest people always have the
longest memories.
Umbrellas, mackintoshes, trunks
and bags at Miles & Armstrong;. 1t
No one can be called poverty-stricken
who has good friends.
Large sizes in ladies' underwear at
Miles & Armstrong;. 1t
"A fine line of albums at HEATH q
Killmer's. 2t
No one questions mans standing
when he is on street car.
--latest style shirts at Miles Il Arm
strong's. 1t.
The mental strain at this time is moth
ing to the financial strain.
Good, warm REFERS for boys at Miles
~ Armstrong;. 1t
There is not much joy in the work that
goes forever unrewarded.
ii cath q Killmer have the finest as
sortment of toys in town, and they are
all new. 1t
1t is wise woman who can smile at a
compliment and immedistely< Agot it.
-Klondike rubber boots, which are
guaranteed to wear, at Miles Il Arm
strong's. 1t
Experience is all right as teacher, but
she has some awfully stupid pupils.
For Christmas dishes 90 to Heath &
Kilmer. Their assortment is the most
beautiful ever shown in Tionesta. 1t
When man is i'll he feels it necessary
for the whole world to be upset with him.
"A good house and lot on Elm street
for sale cheap. For particulars inquire
of p. NJ. Clark. tt
Very few men can weather the storms
that some women pass through un-
scathed.
Buy your wife one of those elegantly
trimmed hats4 at F. Walters Il Co.'s for
Christmas present. 1t
Some men are so busy that they do not
seem to have time to enjoy their own
prosperity.
All boys who need new, up to date
suit of clothes are requested to call at
Miles 6 Armstrong; store any day be-
fore Xmas. Prices to suit the times. 1t
An Atchison woman hides her money
in the family Bible, and IN married life
of 20 years her husband has never found
any of ofit.-Atchtson Globe.
Abraham Lincoln, who never belonged
to any church, was wont to say: "When
] find CHURCH which has as its creed the
Lords prayer and the Sermon on the
Mount that church will join"
For fine, useful Xmas present to
your best friend, get one Of those super
strong's. 1t
So far as we can judge, one sex has no
edge over the other. Many $50
school teacher has married S25 man.
On the other hand, many 800 man has
chased of after $50 political job.
-Amsler has a fine line of tropical and
domestic fruits for Christmas and his
stock of candies and toys is immense.
Don't fail to call on him when making
your holiday purchases, as his prices are
always right 1t
DR.. Cannan, of the Gath U. S. Inian-
try, who is visiting in town, tells story
of soldier who was approached by a
pretty girl at Montauk with the question:
care you one of the heroes of Santiago ?"
The soldier answered: "No miss, I'm
no hero, I'm only "a regular. Erie
Dispatch.
Some western genius has struck the
keynote in the following: "We don't
want to buy at your place, we don't want
to trade tMre any more you'll be sorry
when you see us going in some. her
store. You can't.sell us any st DIS
we have opened wide our eyes Swe don't
want to trade at your store, because you
do not advertise"
The little son of Baptist minister in
neighborng town procured a tub of wa
ter and tried to make Baptists of cat and
family of kittens. The kittens, not being
able to resist, stood the plunge bravely,
but the old mother cat scratched the boy
vicicuslyo on the hand and broke loose,
whereupon the little fellow angrily ex-
claimed: Darn it, then be Presbyterian
if you want tor
An exchange speaks as follows of
man who always pays for his local pa
per in advance: GAS a result he has
never been sick day in his whole life,
troubled with toothache, his potatoes
never rot his oats never rust, the weasels
never kill his chickens, his babies never
cry at night, and last but not least, his
wife ever scolds."
1.-THE editor Of the Kane Republican solS
iloquzcs 'thusly: We sometimes wish
that those who set up such howl about
there being no news in the paper would
take it upon themselves Ia hash upfi col
umn or so of local news each day of the
week. We are of the opinion that they
would cease u find so much fault and try
and help make their local paper interest
ing by contributing an item now and
then. The life of an editor is not strewn
with roses as many seem to think.