Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1898-09-30

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"Onaisy, US Hogan says, is tn head
that wears q crowen. Thcy'se other
heads that're onaisy, too, but ye don't
hear " thin. But a mar grows up in
a " thin furrin' countries an he's
thrained f'r to be a king. Hivin may've
intinded him f'r q dooce or a jack ut tn
most, but he has to follow til same line as
his father. TITS like pawnbrokin' that
way. Ye niver heerd " a pawnbroker's
Bon dom anything else. Wanst q king,
always a king. Other mems sons may
pack away a shirt in q thrunk an go out
into tn worruld, brakin' on n freight or
ladin' Indyanny bankers up to a shell
game. But u man that's headed FIR a
throne can't r-run ava He's got to
take tn job. If he kicks they blindfold
him an back him in. Win he goes on
watch he's cinched. He can't ask fr his
time at tn end Nv tn week am lave. He
pays himsilf. He can't sthrike, because
he'd have to ordher out TIL polls to subjoo
himsilf. He can't so to tn boss an say:
Me hours is too long an tn wurruk is
t%ajious. Give me me pay-check.' He has
no boss. A man can't be indipindint on
less he has a boss. 'ris thrue. So he
takes tn place, an TIL chances ARE he's
til biggest omadhon in tn wurruld, an
knows no moro about r-runnin' q coun-
thry thin l know about ladin' an Orches-
thry. An II he don't do anything he's
q dummy, an If he does do anything he's
crazy, an whin he dies his foreman says
Sure, it's tn divvle's OWL time I had
savin' that bosthoon firm desthroyin' him
silt. II it wasn't f'r me til poor thing'd
have closed down the wurruks an gone
to tn farm long ago. AM wan day
whin he's takin' tn air, p'raps, along
comes an Eyetalyan an says he: ARE
re a kingY That's my name says his
majesty. Bother dead,' says tn Eye
talyan, an they'se q scramble, an an
other king goes over tn long r-road.
Il don't know much about arnychists.
We had thin here-wanst. They whit
again polismen mostly. Mebbe that's be-
cause polismen's TIL nearest things to
kings they cud find. But, anyhow, I
sometimes think l know why they're ar
.,ychists somewhere an why they amt in
other places. 1t rayminds me Nv what
happened wanst in ME cousin Terence's
family. They was livin' down near Ha-
ley's slough in wan iv OF Doherty's
houses, not Doherty that We know, tn
finer, a good man whin he don't drink.
No, twas an OF crouch " a man be the
name Of Malachi Doherty that used to
keep five-day notices in his thrunk an
ownded his own privit jistice iv tn peace.
Me cousin Terence was as dacint a man
as liver shoed a hor-rse an his wife was
q good woman, too, though I niver took
much to tn Dolans. Firm Tipperary they
was an too handy throwin' things at We.
An he had a nice family CROWN up, an
I niver knowed people that lived together
more quite an amyablc. twas good f'r
to see thin settin' ar-roun' tn parlor,
Terence spellin' out tn newspaper an his
good woman mendin' socks an Honoria
playin' tn Vale iv Avoca' on tn pianny
an the kids r-rowlin' on TIL fure.
"But van day it happened that that
whole family begun to rasp on a an
S I5Sf i, J F9 @ssIS sr ssy a2 'TIa IS aS f. |eyI gIi T. q
saints, close down that hurdy-gurdy an
lave a man injye his headache An tn
good woman scolded Terence an th' kids
pulled TIL leg firm undher tn stove, an
whin TIL big boy Mike come home firm
Omaha he found none " thin speakin'
to tn others. He cud do nawthin', an
he whit FIR Father Kelly. Father Kelly
shifted tn air whin he come In an says
he: Terence, what's tn mather with yc'er
catch basinY I dinnaw,' growled Ter
ence. WE'LL says Father Kelly, we put
on ye'cr hat this minyit an go out FIR a
plumber he says. I'm not needed here
he says. 'Ye'er sowls ar-re all fright he
says, but ye'er systems ar-rc out of Or
dher,' he says. Fetch in a plumber he
says, whilst l goes down to Doherty an
make him think his lease on tn hereaf-
ter is detective he says.
"Yc'cr r-right," said Mr.. Hennessy, who
had followed the argument dimly.
'Iv coorsc I'm Fright" said Mr.. Doc
ley. "NYhat they need over there in fur
rim countries is not a priest, but a
plumber. Ills no good prayin' agin ar.
nychists. Hinnissy. Arnychists is sewer
Cas."-Chicago Journal.
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