The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-09-08

LII, odd bat tn said the Cotnied
rhilssopher. that the nan Who spesks
~ntoai thlnklas J, ibr ouc mosi apt 10
~ shat Dc tbiaks
--liro.ns ID 10 the cburoh II IL
~sst ~ fall a hypocriies Towne =
1h.i nssd4t deter yoa Tnere's alWays
teon I . oue meta
isnue teller. Tits soup lie seasoned 10
dvssb ies, ar Every customer adds
hisia seasoning 20 a. | reckon. You'd
o't 70 eit Il nsflief.
D.f isnt uiOcb comfort ia de re
m,bk d.t oonteaimrut is better dan rch
g.. saii q lcle T. zen, One Is Jes aboat as
bard 10 GIT ss De other.
Thai politician is has bOen. isn't
bel remarked the obscrver No replied the
oapilous trend, ho lent even lhst. Hes
merely a usei 20 think he vas
5hc 10 Kissed me when was not
dreaming OF such thing. He'll wager
tth WV wv Abu "ttb Nibt
awake when kissing was in sisbt
Stranger 90 chance neighbor at
reet.nrantl Can You speak many Ian
pusgesi Chance Meg bbor t,hortly) No.
bal can bold my tongue In one.
Nov Boarder Sish to lodge com
pl.lat. Lady Of the House You have
made mistske, cir. This is boarding
uoasc Tho lodging house is ueI, door.
TIE New Girl WHAT was that pecul
laf noise | hesri in The hall outside my
Or this morning. Mistress (iimidly) |
It nusi have been my husband calling
you.
Bald an Irate German TO = stranger
Who had stepped on his toes. Nine
fIiaut, know mine feet vas mesnt 10 he
walked on, bat lnai privilege belongs TO
nae.
Talk Of the suit OF war. said the inane
young m "a TO tho eiddy Young woman,
you onght TO see n. fight every evening a,
our boarding houso Tor tho ono hammock
chair.
Il must confess. said Willie Wishing,
thai always waste time worrying over
nothtng Well. aad Miss Cayenne be
nignlg, sell preservation Is tho first Law OF
nature.
Mr. Hnukor = have mo ely sreak
log anqnaipiance with Miss Throckmor
tan. Mr.. spstts srs very lnoky
All her soqnaintanoes ere liste.ing NC
qaaintanoes
Sometimes. said Uncle Eben. or young
nilu dat bah a lot o push makes de mis-
take oh applyin II Nil tsr do bicycle Oh
pleasure 's'i o sayin some fob do wheel
battos oh necessity.
Granger Il suppose fieeter is one Of
III Jso college follower Olvis Aud why
do yon think thst7 Granger Everything
that comes TO his house is marked IT. .
ID one Of those college, degrees l sup
pose.
F,nnea.n TO kerriasn. Who has been
h-heh out half drowned) Oh thought
yea sed yts couid dive hko d uck. Kerri ,
eau An no % kin dive like duck. But
q im dom II kin COON mp loike wan.
Ia Carrie, you don't seem to care so
much fot me % you did when We were
nrs, nj irriad, She As for that MISTER, 1
don't 'hink so much Of my hat ., / did
y hen sol It just before Easter.
Dusty Roads They say the earth
mstes complete reSoiation 10 tsenty
ioar hours Weary W.ssles -Thst must i
b. the reason I'm sl~sys tired. | hadn't
any tdes | sas taking 80 Guch exercise.
"A d nov. my good woman. tell the
court how The STARE run Ia your honse.
10 which the good woman replied: How
80 the sthairs iunf Shnrs. vhin I'm upl
,thsirs they ran down. and vhin I'm down.
the, fan up.
--Issndlsjy - That nes bosrier ia either
"a armed ora vidoser. Daughter Why,
mamma. be ssys he's . bachelor. Land +
ally - Don't you bellows be IL. When be
'pens bic pocke,book TO pay his board be-
'lsiys turns he back 10 me.
"A yonns Euslishmsn. beiug s.led q. 7
iinset whether be would have some birds
-, pudding, said, tnrains 10 the hostess:
Al. yes, birds nes, padding. And What p
lad d bird msy have made in Oh. IL 70
' as tho cook COO made IL. vas her prom,
sply. !"
Bat. saii the ipqnisitiye bachelor .,
"a tue babe had bcen carefully pl.ced 10 4
I.s ams. where docs she e., her blne
yesf fonrs are dark snd 90 are her
.rss, Ga, tbs fond yonng mother er Al
! daei, che lhhsri,s them from my aide
Z the iomily. Ny brother Wills wife
~ ias, sneh cyes ersctly.
--for my part eau I see sby 60 many
the boys are sctting msrried before SO
~ 10 the war should think they'd
u, % ,hs " ddsos until they resaru. ~
'ha'l Ani leave the girls here 10 t.ks
itif eAsuees, vita scarcity Of ueui II A,
esiAen, that ,oa have no appreciation
soldiers h1et feelings.
Absorbing to the washinsion Post,
rtstsa Of the Ci'ii War, nos lriss in %
srsss, so readings yer bslleiia 10.
her day. when old times cane bach 10 \
In. aud he broke cat; Boys. thirty rev lin
J years ago today laid on ny stomach =,
bee aesp 10 water, aid waited twenty 4,
an lours fan the ann IA tl.sss nshx -