New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-11-09

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terest in Il - only dollar -tcinoinnati En-
qurer
An English naval officer vino WIS "n eyewitness
Of the incident tells ,hls story %, ia" American
troops IN Manila. "Th, city quite c.owded
with both American and Spanish soldiers. and they
seemed to De the frlerdlicst terms. As was
crossing Of the numerous bridges across the
pasg River saw q native Filipino spit in tn.
face II Spanish officer and thcn run TO the
American sentinel who was guarding tho bridge
demanding his protection. II WAS some time before
the Filipino could make himself understood. and
tho ntry took some time TO catch on to what had
been done but YOU can imagine my surprise when
he HANDED his gun the Spanish officer a nd caught
the naive by The nape or the neck and the
his trousers and pitched him OF the bridge into
The Pasig River Then he calmly took his gun
from the Spanish Office and began pacing the beat
~ II nothing had happened. The American soldier
may not be 20 military a. his brother % Europe,
bu, n is made OF the right stuff"
THE ORIGIN or KALAMAZOO
Have You heard the pretty legend. sad and mourn
OF thc bravo and dusky lover and the Indian maid
Mahzoo?
rvcr's shady shore
IIappiest Of Indian lovers in the days that are no
All day long the maiden labored, weaving baskets
Thinning Of her love her Kahla. wearing him into
Then as twilight came. descending softly. family
Mahzoo watched and waited eager for the CLASH
Of his strong hand
SIZE would climb into elm tree Ger tn. water
While, re- shadow. on, The ripples danced and
Soon he comes-she hears the rowing OF his light
"Kahla" calls she cries he, Coming. coming TO-
my own Mahzoo.
All, one night she waits in silence; sad Ter face
her love is dead.
Wounded ID in -. the chase her warrior in fortnight
In tie morn they find sweet Mahzoo lying silent
Gone unto her lover Kaha. nevermor. to watch
and dream.
Still the echoes DER the river may be heard so's
Echoes of the warrior Kaha and of young NAH
200 the fair.
All The trees repeat the whisper. an the rippes
In the stream that bears their name now-besrs
-(Kaamazoo Telegraph.
"Ihe Philadelphia Times" says: Captain ARM
strong. OF the big ATLANTA now dschargins her
cargo Of mahogany. cedar logs and cocoanuts. tells
a remarkable story OF the saGacity Of an ape in
Canalite. United States % Colombia. where the
timber taken aboard The monkey belongs %
George T.. Emerson. Of this city. who was formerly
in business at that port. The animal is OF large
is something remarkable and it is said that Oh tho
arrival of every ship he virtually performs the
duties OF the custo n-house officers there. lie Will
board the vessel and run chattering around the
decks until the ships papers are spread before him.
after which, seemingly contented he will 90 ashore.
Captain Armstrong says that the monkey has
taken several voyage on the lumber RATS and Is
the pet Of the whole section
Utterly Obtuse-"That there city husband Of
Minnie's" said the innocent old man with the
fellcrs poin'. Why. | hadn't been settin' chatiin'
in his office with i'm more'n quarter-hour fore
he told me three times to come in an sec I'm
again. '-tCinclnnatt Enquirer
1t was only recently that the advocates of tenn
perance steamed down upon the Navy Department
under forced draught and opened up both port and
starboard batteries with full broadsiles against the
use Of champa gne in naming the batteships Of the
Nation But they are not the only people VINO pro
test against such waste ~ the product Of
Frances vineyards The commission appointed by
Governor Scofed of Wisconsin 10 arrange for
the launching Of the batte-shp at San Fran
cisco and give her the name Of the Badger
State has received a letter from The brewers re-
questng that beer be substituted for champagne.
They reason that AS beer Is more strictly An Amer
lean beverage and Wisconsin Is not a cham
pagne-producing State the product Of the Mil
w,ukee brcweries should be substituted for cham
nagne at the launching Of the Wisconsin. The Ques-
ton whether there shall be departure from "A
stale and meaningless Old World tradition Is not
yet settled by the committee
THE MINISTER PLAYS GOLF.
IT'S a noble game, elegant game"
The minister said TO me
As he took his stand with club In hand,
While he smiled most cheerfully.
Just watch me drive It's an easy five
And he moulded a two-lnch tee;
But he missed II cean-"Thats awful mean."
The minister said 10 me
The greatest thing is an easy swing
Then hen" he slammed the ssround-Well I'll be boundf'
The minister said TO me-.
This turf is soft think I'll loft
Rnf he trick the wall and he lost his bali
That's very hard luck. SAID ne
tie reached the green in abop, sixteen
But it might be worse said n he ~,
Then he hit Ms rot in =, a sM-ineh put
Now I've heard strange tax in that three-mns
And ys heard men fooze rs and mis- r,y oar.
\ collection that eaudll'i this. r,
..rba Yourh's Companion" tells story %
woman on board ship VINO saw a sailor fall and CUT
his head badly. She was solictous In her inquiries
as to his welfare when she saw the captain tna'
night ard would undoubtedly have continued her
sympathy had not rough sea called TO MIND ner
own sufferings. -Four days later when she
emerged white and weak from her stateroon. she
suddenly remembered the poor sailor. IN ire
course. of the day she him. with a strip OF
,,las,er on his forehead. How f. your head? she
asked kindly as he passed by her bent on SONS
duty. West by south. ma am. was the reply.
delivered with respectful but hasty clearness and
he gone.
What She Thought Of-Little Marjorie is by no
means fond of gonS 10 church She has 20 sit 100
still and the man talks about things she cahno'
yet understand. -.
whats il for. mamma she asked one dAy
what do go to church for
Mamma tried TO tell her the reasons. ana con-
cluded by saying -.
And when yOH cannot understand whdt the
minister means you must remember he II taking
about good aud beautiful things, and you mus,
MAKE np your mind To think Of something soo'
Nnurself.'