The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-08-11
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IA sIehssss rensrks that tbe posirg
81 @esios 10 portrayed by ,he pienie girl
9th bog aosp hef bach.
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on possas II .o'p sould indicate ihsi Ia
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yoa soiss 10 tabs me sou.ewhsref
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toes.iie leosin'. BsLby, sbss DO yoa
meet ~ nstoots,,c iooAinsi W.. they
iost. hss 'bey'd eli Ioppio mad II they
bed tar ait sqasiBiea With ssybody,
-Ats there sny horseless carriages
sbosi befei .sted the iresh city bicycle
CHI Of ,be farmer. No. replied the
tunsr. sitosing ~. ohis. nor donkeyless
bicycles either,
"A Ptosaosilc.tiop Florida N,ive--
They ..y tba tb.h rich gent inm the
k..ih 30. 40, = bali stosB slliss,oh.
sseoad fiotid. Native Y.ss. and bimeby
tssy n say the, iuli gro~a .ilisatsh has
sol thsb rob geo, from The Ns~ih.
Mud m.tned msn good deal older
thsn she hear Oldcrf lie IL twice her
rel sss,spd three times her given sse.
First Jurymsn What did you think
when the Judge o)mmit,ed Dobson to
prison Tor oontemp, OF oourti Second
Jarymsn l vss glad be wasn't . mind
reader.
Admissible Professor TO bis ssrvsntl
Bos thres weeks have reminded you
every dsy 70 by me note book, Hence
forth | sasll remind you OF IL once week
AoIious msthsr How 10 IL thst you
have 90 much trouble With your house
h.pinsi You told me your wife could
cook, Adalt son = be can, Then what
10 the mst,sri sbe Won't
Tell me about your graduating class
photograph, Miss Lily Well. oil those
homely sirls standing up 81 the back are
The smu. ones. ell those pretty girls 81,
ting dovn 10 front are The silly once.
This 10 The psrlor. shi tentatively re
msrked the real estate agent, Who vS
looking over the house. Yes, replied old
msu Kidder; but / usually call II the
soua room = I've got seven dsush ters,
you koow.
She vas 10 great distress. What's
Me mstterr inquired her brother. Every
thing seems 10 he sgsiust ms. she sobbed
ifeokle 80 easily mother says thete 10 no
seed Of my staying 81 the seashore more
than day or two.
-6suymsn ., the mirror Put o
monkey before = looking glass. they say,
aud he will look behind IT, Miss Sharpe
% Bat man knows better. He knows be
won't nnd anything iuunier than the face
hs sees before him.
-Didnr tell you never TO dsrken my
door sssiuf cried the irsto parent to
Tompkiss. Yes. Mr.. Hicks. you did,
thsvs Why I've ooms Of night. cir. Your
door 10 20 dark then that my coming
eooldnf possibly make 1t darker,
Mr.. Frsukstown - SpifiaS birthday
comes nett week. Let's sive . smoker in
b.. houor. Mr.. L.rimsr That's the very
thing. Spifias doesn't use cigars and
ssn I bear the smell OF tobscco.
--Cumso Well, Csvker. did you name
your new bsby George Dewey2 Cawker
NO. Cumso - You told me that was
your intention. @ sker Yes. Cnmso-
Thsa Why didn't yon' C.wker-Ws de
e'dsd, spon second thoughts, 10 pane
her Elixsbcth.
The Cry Haired NJ, Yes, | once
IN dc ovei 800 900 nnis Of three hours,
d-slios 10 wheat The Innocent Maiden
-uooinessl What dill you DO with it,
Tne ursy Hatred NJ 20 Lost II 10 another
de 4 neIt day.
Il dont knos whether TO regsd this
yoans suthot ~ marvel OF courtesy or
pbsnomeosl specimen OF assurance, said
tbe magazine editors assistant. What has
be donei Enclosed = stamp TO be PIT on
The check 10 payment for bis article.
Mis-. Kit,ish Il believe that ar.
WnifIett IL scarcely hnmsn. Miss Frocks
He dsliberstes . great deal 10 BIZ.
spssch. hummins and hswils great
deal tpos be s.ys 'sr-er' every isu
words, bat shst hss that 10 do With in
Well, yoa know iAst 10 err is human.
Mrs. Potter Did you zee thsti Dix
on ssir.d ,hs, rocking chair and vss 10 II
before bic vile bed chance TO roach IL
Aud 90 HE Wedding trip too. Mr.. Potter
That's jos, II. There's where Dixon ia
snsfl Nohoir gill suspect be 10 on hs
ssddips Tour, doar you sesl Add BE-
ssjss. be se.s the chair. |,
$50 II you can nnd out What made
them gays 50 populsr oil Of . sudden, the
nvsl ausssm manager ordered bic Asssist
ssL I've iouod ous. said The hireline Of