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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20

Drink up your fortune and save making a
will"
"All that's made to grow on earth
Must be watered without dearth."
Wine and beer make people jolly-water
makes them wet"
Drink beer and forget your sorrow;
II the thought comes back, drink more to- NOR
row"
In nearly every one Of these places one may
see some sarcastic reference to scoiding women.
much like this one:
1.-TWO things all honest men do fear
scOlding wife and badly brew'd beer"
But there are offsets which show that the
German enjoys his knepe hours If he is accom-
panied by his wife. one Of these reads:
IF you would enjoy the song.
Bring the wife and child along"
These same notices printed on white felt
pads which in general use in most of the
German beer places The material from which
these tiny plates are made is much like heavy
blotting- paper. on side the notices are
printed in German text and on the reverse
side usually the advertisement of the brewer
or importer who gives them TO his larger patrons.
although they cost about 81 hundred to i'm
bort Some enterprisng bier teller manufac' ur-
srs reproduce In outline the popular German
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20
4 FAULTY DIAGNOSIS.

From The Philadelphia Record.
The students of A certain big medical college OF
this city are enjoying good joke At the expense Of
one of their professors. The professor in question
is A physician OF experience and acknowledged abil-
ity but he made i diagnosis which was decidedly
faulty in the of a young man. a SUFFERER from
nervous trouble. who was introduced to the clinic.
In diseases of the nervous system there is an
Interference OF the blood supply to the smaller
blool-vessels Of the skin. which show "A congestion
OF the venOus blood common symptom for in
stance is blue color in the fingers The subject
before the clinic this occasion seemed TO the
physician to afford excellent illustration of this
condition. Look this mans hands said he.
do you notice anything strange about them
number OF the students gathered around To investi
gate. but they declared that they saw nothing I'M
usual. WHAT declared tho professor. Cant
you the condition of the subjects blood indi-
Gated there In the blue color Of his hands. That
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20

ing the Information that "our CIV
both Jaws. cause she chaws hay ali nns =,
IF that IS 80. ny boy replied N. IN,
State schools "Td advise you to cell IA .
ful COW with teeth on both jaIs 10 ~, -.' y,
I'm afraid. children, that you haven't ~, ,
turc quite closely enough "<s
YOU my be sIro that the talk OF N, O.
perlntendent deeply impressed the cbIs,Sa
earnestly d'sGuss,d the matter at recess ,i,.
the teacher the next day overheard tnis ~
ton in the pllyyard. IN
A little girl got some n her cornuasio,.
her and grayeb said. Now. children nj. !
that I'm Mr.. Stetson. You've got 10 ~
about common things II you don't your -
up 10 b. fools
Now, tell me-" she said. looking ss,,-
playmate. how many feathers has a hs,S
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20
now ne SHOT.

From The Los Angeles Express.
Texas military company was out on me range
roceutlv nractising ut rne-shooting. The lieuten-
ant i'm command suddenly became exasperated at
the poor shooting and Selling a gun from one Oh
the privates. cried sharply: go
"rll show you fellows how to shoot
Taking a long aim. md strong ann, and an
aim altogether. he fired and missed. Cooy turn
ing to The private who owned the gun. he said:
''1hats the way you shoot.
He again loaded the weapon and missed. Turn
ing TO the second in the ranks. he remarked:
THAT'S he way you shoot"
In this way he missed about a dozen times. IL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20
DESERVED 40 SYMPATHY.
From The Atlanta Constitution.

From The Atlanta Constitution.
II wants YOU said rural darby 10 aaga
ter put 30 name ter dis pertit!on"
What fer2'
"OL, rr our race is gwine up fer hog SEA.
"Dars what"
lie stole de hog. did he?"
Oats what"
I'm he let EN- ketch him?"
Yes"
"Well. let him 20 long ter de chain sArl
man what amt got eddication enough % /
up his tracks no better dan dat Is bette, o
way dan IN IT,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20
NATURE STUDY ~ UiTVE.

From The Bangor Commercial
State Superintendent OF schools Stetson WAS Wis
iting school down in Pembroke. when he got into
the pleasant mazes of nature studies and asked
some interesting questions about the little things
OF the world about us.
How many seed compartments are there In an
appler' he queried. No one knew And yet" said
the State Superint endent. All of YOU eat many
apples in the course OF a year and tho fruit
every day. probably.
You must learn to notice the litte things In
nature Now, perhaps some little boy who has
driven the cows TO pasture every day this summer
can tel me on which jaw tho has her teeth p
NO answer Rather was there blank astonish-
ment, at last pierced by little fellow volunteer
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20
GEORGIA JUSTICE.
From The Spring Place CGa) Jlmplecrtc.

From The Spring race '''t' Jii'f'''N''
LAWYER Judge Bates related an amusing anecu0le
to A party Of trends at mo expense OF SlulIr i''
Earnest. Several years ago the squire WAS eleo' ,u
Justice OF the Peace III ais District tas me S,oiy
,oesl and his first case between TWO OF MUIR
rays good citizens in which one had sucd We 0tn.r
for four cents After lengthy and learned efforts
from each of the opposing counsel. the squire was
celebrating ~ 20 what would be m equitable J'"S
ment when he WAS reminded that the ltiSants were
anxiously awaiting hi decision. Alter 4 'cW mo
ments more OF deep meditation the Court pio,
nounced the following verdict: 1T Is ofueten thI
adiudCcd by the Court that Mr.. paintH. ana
Mr. -. defendant in this case be baptized n INC
same hole of water and without repentance. ana
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20
KNOWEST THOU THE LAND,

From The Atlanta Journal
Have you heard Of the land % the sry
myrtle,
Where the midWinter seasons are balny a
Where they fish for the Hrp0u and catch ~
turtle,
And room rent is cut to ten dollars per ..y'
IT'S the land OF the gnat and the gay ain,
Where the clerk OF the hotel gets o. b
bluf.
You may be a prince OF a mine specuiato-
But there's nothing 10 10 but ~ shove !
stuff
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20
LACK or CONTIDEACB.

From Punch.
A party returning home m hired brough-1
driver of which Is somewhat lnebraiec
Paterfamilas (whO At q hl climbs 0, =
box at the request OF Materf1mliasl-GWe -
reins. a.,
Coachman-'Ave you heyer druv down US
III afore?
Pater Oaking the reins)-No ! have not
CONDEMNATION I'll walk. docs SOL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20

the same was entered part OF the record in the
case. when the Judgment was announced one or
the parties TO the suit jumped up and declared:
'I,y gum | won't be- baptized in the same hole with
him. grabbed his hat and left the court ground.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20

proves'- But here the patients mother who
was sitting near by. interrupted WIN, doctor
said she THAT blue is dye He works in tan
nery " The students laughed heartily and the pro-
fessor promptly dismissed the patient.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20

Illustrating to each soldier his personal inca pacty.
and finally he accidentally hit the target.
And that" he CALCULATED. handing the gun
back to the private. "is the way | shoot.'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20

beer pictures. and the white disks have become
popular in some circles as decorations for iunch-
con tables.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-20

THE COUNT missed all the hares he has shot
ar-GAMF;N EEPER. THESE ARE VERY FINE
UARES. BUT THEY HAVE ONE DEFECT THAT YOU
MIST CORRECT AT ONCE-TIIEY ARE NOT DIS
TINCT ENOUGH Fliegende Blatter.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
Electric Lighted and Steam Heated.

How to Prevent Group.
We have two children who are SUBJ
ject to attacks of Group. Whenever an
attack is coming on my wife gives
them Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
and it always prevents the attack It
is household necessity in this county
and no matter what else we run out OF,
it would not do to be without Cham
berlain,s Coug Remedy. More of it
is sold here than Of all other cough
medicines combine M. NICKLE.
Of Nickle Bros, merchants, Nickle-
vile, Pa Foi. sale by g. A.aJack,
Druggist.
SScalds, Burns, Old Sores, Tumors.
Piles, are all relieved at once, and in
time efectually cured by the use Of
that perfect ointment, BEGGS' GER
NAN SALVE Ask your druggist for
sample and take no other. J For sale
by Frank G j Danielson, Druggist.
Brandnew blood isa what conquered
Spain, and Whatsy you can have to Scon-
.quer the world by using. BEGGS'
BLOOD PURIFIER AND BLOOD
MAKER. There is no substitute.
I keep it, Frank G. Danielson, Drug
gist.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
Three Doctors iii Consultation.
Frank Benjamin Franklin.

+ "When you are sick, what you. like
best is to be chosen for a medicine in
the first place; what experience tells
you is best, to be chosen in the second
place: what reason Ii. e., Theory says
IS best is to be chosen in the last place.
But If. you can get DR.. Inclination, Dr..
Experience and d.. Reasoq, to hold a
consultation together they will, give
you the best advice that can be 1aken.''
4. When you have a bad cold Dir. In
clination would recommend Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy because it is
pleasant and safe to take. DR.. Exper-
fence would recommend it because it
never fails to effecta speedy and per-
manent cure, DR.. Reason would rec
ommend it because it is prepared on
scientific principles, and acts on ma
lures plan in relieving the lungs,
opening the secretions and restoring
the system to a natural and healthy
condition. For sale by c. A. Jack,
Druggist.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
Sherif's S Sale.

r Y virtue ofsan execution issued out of
y and under the seal of the district court.
in and for the county OF MilleLacs and State of
M Minnesota, upon Judgment rendered in JUS
tiee court IN. said county on the 2Sth day of
May. 1888 and docketed in said district court.
on 9the 18th. day of September ID 3
1928 in I. an action wherein Harry Newtonwas
plaintiff, and, Joseph L. Cater was de-
fendant ip favor Of said plaintiff and against
the said defendant, for the sum of one hundred
three and 95-1O0 dollars, which execution
was directed and delivered to me as sheriff in
and for the said county of Mile Laos, Ihave
this 29th day Of September, a. d, 1898, levied
upon all the right title and interest OF the said
defendant, Joseph u. Cater. in and to thief fol-
lowing described real property: The west half
Sof the northwest quarter of section seventeen
sqD, in township thirty y-six, (s6), north, OF
range twenty-six (6), west, 4th mer.
4 Noiceis hereby given, That l. the under
signed, as sheriff as aforesaid, will sell the
above described real property to the highest
bidder. for cash, at public auction, at the front
dOorsof the court house, in the village of
Princeton. in the county of Mile Laos and
State. OF Minnesota, on Saturday, the 10Th day
OF November, A. D. 1888, at 10 o'clock A. NJ, Of
that day, to satisfy the said execution together
With the interest and costs thereon
Dated September 49, "a. d. 1893
Cd. CLAGGETT.
Sheriff OF Mile Lacs County, Mimi
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
SPENCER BROOK ITEMS.
SPENCER BROOK, Oct. 26, Is!

SPENCER BROOK, Oct 26, 1898.
Mr.. EN-. Nelson made a business trip
to the cities last week.
There will be a husking-b bee at L. S.
Lushna's Friday. There will. be a
dance in the evening. ".+;. o.. .
Frank Chapman andrJ. D. w hite left
Monday morning on a hunting expe-
dition up near Mansfeld.,. .>-.
Rev. H. Simmons, who takes the
place of Rev. Geer, preached his first
sermon here Sunday morning. $3.50, r. :.
The dance Friday night was not very
largely attended by outsiders. The
crowd being mostly home people. 4, u:
Manley Ellingwood and Ray Smith
left last Saturday on hunting and: trap
ping expedition near Ground House.
q. George Frye, of Elk River, was in
and bought about a dozen registered
cattle at the Clough ranch last week.
Jason Chapman and J. D. White, of
Ohio, arrived here last week on a visit
to friends and relatives in this vicinity
Geo. G.. Smith and Frank Stadden
started Tuesday morning *on trip
through the eastern part ofthe county.
w. A. Foote will shortly commence
work on his new house which he will
build on his mothers farm near the
residence of A. ]. Reynolds. '..s$5 T. -.
NJ. Rubinowitz, expert opticia1n and
refractionist, of Minneapolis, has been
spending the past week here. He has
done lots of work here and we hope he
may be able to visit us again in the.
future. ." .:<-..s... ~->.. /E.-,..>
The Creamery company took up their
last note last Tuesday. T he creamery
now belongs to the farmers and here
after it will be a great source of in
come to the farmers of this vicinity as
well as to to the business men. s
= Frank Severance, aged 80 years, died
Saturday morning after a protracted
illness of paralysis mingled with other
diseases. He was born here and has
lived here since his birth and by his
gentlemanly ways and mild habits he
has won host of friends. The funeral
took place at the M. ~, church, Rev.
Simmons officiating. The. remains
were inferred in the Nicholas ceme-
terry. .s-.. <x....
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
First Publication Oct. s. 1898.


GTATE OF MINNESOTA COUNTY OF
~ Mile Lacs.-ss. In Probate Court Il
Special Term, Oct. s. 1885,
In the matter OF the estate of Alexander
DeShaw, deceased.
Whereas, An instrument in writing purport-
ing to be the: last will and testament of Alex
der DeShaW. deceased late Of said county has
been delivered to this court:
And whereas. Eliza Ann DeShaw has filed
Herewith her petition, representing, among
other things. that said Alexander DeShaW
died in said county, on "a the 21st
day. of August. 1885, testate. and that said
petitioner is the executrix named in said last
will and testament, and praying that the said
instrument may be admitted to probate, and
that letters testamentary be to her issued
thereon; II
It is ordered That the proofs of said instru-
ment, and the said petitions. be heard before
this court, at the probate Office in said county.
on the 29th day OF October. A: D. 1898, att
O'Clock in the forenoon, when all persons in
terested may appear for. Or contest the pro-
bate of said instrument; go
And it is further ordered, That notice
of the time and place of said hearing be given
to all persons interested by publishing this
order for three weeks successfully previous to
said day of hearing, in the Princeton Union a
newspaper printed and published at Princeton
in said county. t7..s
Dated at princeton. Mimi. the 5th day OF
October. A. D. 1898.
BY the court, 4:
u. S. BoUCK,
Probate Seal.] Judge Of Probate.
c. "a. DICKEY, Attorney rsPetitioner.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
MILE Laos LAKE R1PPLES,

,.s VINELAND, Oct. "a, 1898.
Mr.. Burch has his camps nearly fin
ished
Mrs. John Orton called on Mrs. w.
E. Fenley last week.
Mr.. d. H. Robbins went to ST. Cloud
on business last week.
Mr. Collins is working for W. E.
Fenley for a few days. Is
Mr.. John Taught and Mr.. Elmer
Dinwiddie are up north hunting
Mr.. Jesse Evans and Mr.. Bert Orton
have just got home from their sum
mer's work.
A number Of the young folks met at
VIM. Ross Saturday night and had a
pleasant time dancing.
Mr.. H. R. Mallette and his nephew,
Sergeant Galley, were calling on
friendship here last week "A & |
s Mr.4Opf johnson came home for a
days last week. He expects to fin
ish work on the school houses in about
a aweek. @
+ Miss Wallace and Miss@W Der went
home for a few days visit. Miss Wal
lace went to see her brother, who was
quite seriously hurt. a
Mr.. Fenley is finishing his house
this g lL ffall. + He has built a; tchen and
is having the house plasterad Nv hen
finished he will have one of the finest
residences around the lake.
The Indian scare is a thing Of the
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27

past now. In fact there was no alarm
felt here as the Indians around the
lake have been peacable all the time,
and none Of them went to join the
.Leech Lake Indians as reported.
Mr.. Albert Wicklander and Mr..
J Lerentsee have returned from Mont
ana, where they have been at work
during the past summer. They did
not find much work, in fact, they came
back poorer than they went away.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
Red Hot From the Gun

Was the ball that hit G. b. Stead
man, Newark, Mich. in the civil war.
1t caused horrible ulcers that no treat
ment helped for 20 years. Then Buck
lens Arnica Salve cured hin. Cures
cuts, bruises, burns, boils, felons,
corns, skin erupt ions Best pile cure
on earth. rs cts,sa box. Cure guar
anteed, Sold by e. a. Jack, Drug ggist.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
Dr.. Fenner's
Blood and Liver Remedy
IS. and Nerve Tonic. .= :.

For Blood and Nerves. Purifes and enrches the one
restoring the other They hand in hand and make
Tor health Also Liver Complaint Biliousness
patton, Headaches, Deranged Stomach and Bowels
ScrOfua, and all Skin and Blood Humors Diseases.
This IS
Tonic and Restorative combined.
theiyer throw bile
bowels Kidding them
yn Cure begins with the
blood
weakening but
Secures appetite feh
-. -zL%
1t makes and rich blood renovaes the tissues dsspat
diseased 4 -
Aided by of lifetime
enabled
E. +.
which makes directly and speedily for
the most remarkable achieved medicine.
For Sale by G. A. JACK.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27

+ Old fashions in dress may be revived,
but no old fashioned medicine can re-
place &Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by
A. Jack, Druggist.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
Working Woman's Home Association.
21S. Peoria ST., Chicago, Ill,

~ j SL1. II. 1885, q
Our Working w oman S Home Assoc
citation used Foley's Honey and Tar six
years ago, and are using il to-day. It
has s5alWays been a favorite for while
its taste is not at all unpleasant its eff
fects are very beneficial. t.has never
yet-disap pointed us. shing you all
possible success, sincerely yours.
ssss LAURAG sFIXON, Mgr.
For sale by e. A. Jack, Druggist.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
Estray Notice..

.straayed from my premises about
Aug. 1st, black heifer coming 2 years
old, small with stub tail. Finder will
receive, reward by notifying
= 4ss l. ADOLPHUS GROW,
I & i% Princeton, MINI.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
MILE LAcs COUNTY.
TOWN CLERKS.
ILLAGE RECORDERS.
NEIGHBORING TOWNS.

Baldwin,. Berry. ............... Princeton
Blue Hill-Thomas E. Brown. Princeton
Spencer Brooke. G.. Smith. Spencer Brook
Wyanett-Ole Peterson. ....... Wyanett
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27

a II-IUD1tc ------..7z- JuugB UIIFTUUaGB.
9. "a. DIcKEY, Attorney for Petitioner.
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
o A Great Sale.

=
Farmers should remember that the
r. Mark Live Stock company sale
takes place in this village, Saturday,
Nov. 5. They have now on hand It's
horses for this sale, besides a carload
OF the finest mules ever brought to
Princeton. Don't forget the lecture
on stock raising nor the 100000 free
cigars. Come early and prepare for
good time all day-it will be worth
your. while. Il,
e. MARK LIVE STOCK co.
b.. MARX, Candidate for Sheriff of
u Mile Lacst County, Auctioneer.
Mark wants every voter in Mile
Laos county to put a cross opposite his
name Nov. S.; .s -.
E. MARK. v
The Princeton union., 1898-10-27
STRAY FERNS.
LAKE FREMONT, Oct. 26, 1898.

4 K
Miss Minnie Staples is attending
school at Elk River. s.
w. r, Hurt expects to move to
Clear Lake, Wis, next month. !.
Mrs. J r. Bean and Miss Blaine
were shopping in Princeton, Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. =. D. Carter drove to
Elk River, Saturday afternoon, to hear
C. A. Towne speak. J.
There was. a dance and rattle at Al
len Heath's Friday evening. He sue
ceeded in disposing Of a number Of
turkeys and the tickets on dancing
netted him quite a sum.
SUB Rosa.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1898-05-20
HOW THE GURKHAs FIGHT.
They Punctuated Their Attacks on For
tress With Football Games.

They Punctuated Their Attacks ON q For
tress With Football Games.
Not two miles from Nilt progress was
again arrested-and this time for weeks
by the fortresses of Thol and Nahum.
These seemed impregnable, for where
the slopes of the cliff were not inaccessi-
bic the defenders had turned the water
course on the elge of them, so that they
were quickly coated with ice.
In front of these strongholds the Off
GERS and Gurkhas played football every
afternoon, the latter, who were very
keen, kicking the ball without bending
the knee. The Hunzas, however, object
ed to the game, and as soon as one COM
menoed would open fire, which the
players regarded not. So the Kanjutis
started game of polo on the maiden
outside Thol, but the British fire was
more effective, for the Gurkhas are
capital marksmen, and the game was
soon dropped. Finally a Dogra sepoy
named Nagdu discovered a gully which
seemed possible and assembled this alone
The following night, 90 Gurkhas
and so Dogras of the imperial service
troops under Lieuter ant Manners
Smith, an expert cragsman, hid at the
foot of the gully and remained shivering
there for hours. until at early dawn
the remainder of the force diverted the
enemy's attention by continuous fire.
Followed by his so Gurkhas, Man
ners-Smith commenced the perilous az.
cent. and behind them came Taylor and
his Dogras, with the notifying result
that after two hours climbing the gully
was found to be blocked. Steps were
retraced to where the gully forked, and
there he again led upward in such
manner that had one of the leaders
missed his hold most of the party
might have been swept away.
This time they were right, and the
leaders We're within so yards of the first
sangar before being perceived. The
alarm being given, the interchange of
shots at once ceased, and all attention
was directed to the daring climbers
Rocks and showers of stones were pour
ed down, but the little band had passed
the most exposed points, and only a
few were destroyed. Calmly they swung
themselves up from rock to rock until
at length the pluckly subaltern and
few of his men were seen to storm the
first sangar, the defendants scattering
after short resistance. -Pall Mall
Magazine.