New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-10-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

man In London who has been prosecuted sixty
times for refusing to have his children vaccinated
was tho recipient tho other day OF testimonial
from a number of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
We'll sir she sold me her grandfathers clock
and then came and paid - extra 10 get IL back
again"
"She said 80: but she sold IL 10 another man for
$40 more"-(Detroit Free Press.
The Liberal convention of the Australasian coll
onics has adopted clause cmbodying recognition
OF God in the preamble of the constitution which
It is preparing for submission 20 tn, several colo
MES their bond of union.
Little Robbie was entertaining Mr.. Geezeley
while Miss Fripperson was upstairs adjusting her
back hair and giving her face a few final dabs with
the pOw1cr-p uf!.
''My sister says you amt got no Idea OF humor."
Indeed" Mr. Geezeley returned. when did
''Jst after you here the last time. She
said she seen you lookin' at yourself In the mirror
several times. and you never laughed wunst."-
cleveland Leader.
When the wife OF Henry Clay was asked once
II she was worried by his gambling she replied
"Oh. not ct all Mr.. Clay always wins
In attempting to name ten Roman Emperors on
an examination for the bar. a student mentioned
AntOninus Crassus and several other names end
founder Of Christianity" bu: added as an after
thought; This beforc the birth OF Christ, Of
course. '-t'dSe ara Comment.
According to 4 statement prepared by the Rev.
DR.. Strong the missionary societies OF the United
States Great Britain. Continental Europe. Asia.
Africa and Australia number 2i9, with 1894 sta
lions and 1920 out-stations. There 1885 mis-
sionaros Gj 900 native workers and about a million
and quarter communicates. The income from all
these countries approxmatcs slS00Ocoo.
What can you offer my daughter that equals or
eXcels what she has now?' demanded the old man.
two Of Thought Il think the name of Mariindale
is an improvement upon that of Skraggs,"
Those who heard OF II afterward decided II
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Harry and Ethel four-year-old twins. OF Cincn-
natl are descendants OF a soldier grandfather
During the recent Grand Army ncampment held
there q banner with the letters G. A. II. was dis
played on the house opposite their home. Il won
der what those letters stand for?' asked Ethel
Why" replied Harry, ''it means that granpas all
right"
Georgia farmer. writing to his country paper,
"Our son. John. came back from the war with
his left leg gone. But we're all very thankful that
tho Lord spared his right one."-(Atlanta Consttu-
ton"
The Canadian authorities are arranging for Sle
importation OF tribe Of Russian peasants known
as "spirlt-wres,ers." The people are in a very i'm
poverished state having suffered extremely from
the Russian attempts to stamp them out Some
philanthropiss In England represented by Aylmer
Maude. OF Danhury, England. have interested them
selves In movement to transport the tribe TO
Canada. They number 1900 The objection the
Russian Government has to them is that the spirit
wrestlers refuse to enter military service from
Igious scruples. A site has been selected on the
New River hills. near Edmonton. II the Govern
ment viii assist these people will take refuge in
Canada.
Eclipsed Yes. her picture was In the paper all
right: bu, you never saw "A madden woman In your
life"
Didn't she want II there?'
"Of course she wanted II there. but they put her
the same page with naval hero."-(Cleveland
Plain-Dealer.
Husbands and wives travelling together in Nor
way. Austria and Hungary pay only fare and a
half on railways
Tramp-Say boss, won't ye help poor Teller?
Dude-Thc old story, | suppOse-sick wife and
two starving children
Trsmp-No boss new story-sck child and two
starving wyes.-(BrookHn Life.