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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

and determined to give his eoDRrega-
ton q surprise. a small boy was taken
into his confidence as a confederate
and stationed on the roof just above
the pulpit. In the lads keeping was
entrusted g pigeon, which vas to be let
loose in the church from q convenient
hole at the proper moment. The church
was packed and the preacher having
stormed announcement raised his voice
and cried: "And the Holy Ghost de-
sCended IN the form Of dove" but no
dove appeared. He repeated his sen
tence. Still no dove. at his third out
cry black face appeared at the hole
IN the roof and the query came:
"Pa'sOn, a cats done eat de Holy Ghost,
but Use got de cat. Shall thrown
DOWN.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25
A WoMAN's Way.

When I talks ter her Of hshtiH'-in case We
has ter go
Whar thseruisers air a-eruizin' On the ocean fer
She throws her arms arOun' me-hsr eyes with
tears are din
Dear John, please tell the guv-msnt that you
can't-csn't sEimF'
When I tell her. if they needs ne I win have ter
show ny hand,
An help EN- on the water, ike use ter On the
land,
She pears to think ny chances On a cruiser nd
Be slim
Dear John. please tell the guT'msnt that yOu
Just cant swim y
Now, amt these women cur'ousf Fershe knows
as we'll as ne
kin swim the widest river, an could hold ny
own at seal
But ever time it'smentiOned her eyes with tears
air din
Dear John, please tell the suv'ment that you
Jest can't swim y
Atlanta Constitution.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25
LOCAL AND GENERAL.
B. F. Brown for insurance.

See B. F. Brown for insurance.
To-day is the last day to register.
Court convenes one week from
Monday.
Smoky Row paid her monthly fine
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. S. Coleman are the
parents of a new baby boy.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Daw-
son of Ruleton, a son, Tuesday.
The GOodland Social club will give a
dance at the opera house tonight.
Call at my Office and see my list Of
lands for rent. TIP. LEONARD.
W. o. Apologize has purchased the
Peebler saloon. Apologize is from
Colby.
Eye glasses and spectacIes properly
and scientifically fitted at Warren's
jewelry store.
Miss Allie Van Hook entertained a
number of gentlemen and lady friends
at her home Saturday evening.
The way to build up Goodland is to
do your trading here. When you send
your dollars away they build up other
towns.
Snyder & Shelley of Kanorado will
have a sale Of farm implements, house
hold goods and horses at the state line
town tomorrow.
The sixteenth annual session Of the
northwest Kansas conference of the
Methodist church convened at Min
neapolis Wednesday.
The social given by the girls of the
high school Friday evening at the
school building was we'll attended, and
a nice sum was realized from the sale
Of refreshments.
The Knights of Pythias aud Rath-
bone Sisters banqueted at the Hartman
dining parlor Saturday night. The
knights and the Sisters are a hungry
set, as they have these feasts quite
often.
The case of the State vs.. o. F. Seifert
and John Phillips of Colorado, who
were charged with stealing lumber from
J. n. Gernhsrt, was heard before JUS
tiee Cochran in Grant township Thurs
day and resulted in acquittaI. The
defendants succeeded in establishing
an alibi
". E. Dustin and George Bradley
have started a new business. They
will keep an exchange stable and will
trade horses, COWS, buggies, harness,
calves, anything. Anyone wanting a
: square deal will find them ready for an
exchange at a fair rate. Col. Bradley
will probably describe and set forth
the merits Of the article for exchange.
Nelson Swanson, the I3-year-Old son
Of Swan Nelson who resides west OF
Goodland, run q wolf to his death Sun
day. The boy saw the wolf going acrUss
the ranch, and saddling his pony, he
gave chase. After an exciting race Of
nearly u miles, the wolf fell dead com
pletsly exhausted. With q heavy COW
] whip young Nelson succeeded in end
/ ing the faint spark Of life in Mr.. Wolf,
and tieing the end Of the whip around
the VOLTS neck, the young man proudly
dragged the game home
Col Wareing Of GOOdland enter
tanned q fair-sized attendance at the
opera house Friday evening His views
OF war times were well arranged and
Thoroughly enjoyed by those present.
He furnished an explanation as the
pictures we're thrown upon the screen,
and, IS he was compelled to read this
and having q poor voice, the usual
smount OF enthusiasm On such coca
sions, vas missing. be is q pleasant
gentleman and deserves Success
Smith Center Journal
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25
oFFIcEs III A-eEeeINe.

Few Candidates Who Would Accept ths
Responsibilities OF City once.
A citizens caucus was held at the
court house Tuesday evening for the
purpose Of placing in nomination can.
didates for city Office and members oil
the board OF education. Offices went
g. begging and few persons were in
clined to take the responsibilities OF
alderman or the unexpired term OF the
msyOrship.
Q. T. Weber was chosen chairman
and r. @. Smith, secretary.
The first Office filed was that Of city
treasurer for the term OF one year, Hoyt
Andrews, the present incumbent, hav-
ing resigned. Arthur Stewart and
Wallace Filler we're placed in nomins-
ton, and the ballot was taken and
Stewart was declared the nominee.
City clerk brought out only one
candidate, B. F. Brown, the present
incumbent, and he was nominated by
reclamation.
For justice Of the peace, P. S. Oar
ling, at present holding that Office, was
renOminated by reclamation.
J. NJ. Jewell was placed in nomina-
ton for constable for one year term,
and sc. Fry for the term Of two years.
". E. Dustin was the only candidate
for city marshal and was nominated
By reclamation.
". r. Heron and G. N. MiIlissck
we're placed in nomination for street
commissioner. The Office fell to HERON.
G. F. Weber having resigned the
Office OF mayor, nomination was in
order to ill the unexpired term OF one
year. Several candidates were placed
in nomination, but all Of those that
were present declined. Finally William
Ennis was nominated and ballot was
taken and Ennis was declared the
choice Of the caucus.
Ennis has declined and Wallace
Filler has been substituted by petition.
Ward nominations came next and
the different wards got together and
placed in nomination the following
officers for member Of the council and
board Of education.
First Ward-For council, Fred Daw-
son; for member board education, J. L
Boyle.
Second Ward-FOr council, E. J.
Denney; for member board education,
g. II. Rice.
Third Ward-For council, s. P.Baker,
7. @. Harper; for member board edu-
cation, B. F. Brown; for member board
education to ill unexpired term, E. E.
DOnly.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25
Death OF Mrs. EIIzabsth c. Warren.


Mrs. Elizabeth G. Warren, beloved
wife Of Mr.. ]. S. Warren, passed peace
fully away Friday afternoon at one
O'Clock, after lingering illness. Death
was caused by Bright's disease.
Mrs. Warren was one of the pioneers
Of Sherman county, coming here with
her husband and family and settling
on the homestead north Of town in
May. 1887, where they have since re-
sided.
Mrs. Warren was born in IndianapO-
lis, Ind, November ., 1912, and was 50
years 8 months and % days Of age at
the time Of her death. Mrs. Warren was a
devout christian and a member Of the
Congregational church. She was OF q
kind and pleasant disposition, loving
wife and mother.
She is survived by her husband and
four sons, Jesse, James, William and
Alpha, who were at the bedside when
the end came.
The funeral was held at the house
Saturday at two o'clock and vas well
attended, Rev. Gray Of the COngrega-
tional church conducting the services
| The remains we're laid to rest IN the
GOodland cemetery.
Mrs. Joe Waters and children re-
turned yesterday from visit east.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25
ne sIsters, surpriss.

There is a faithful saying that @aI
work and no play makes Jack dull
boy" and in nothing is this seen more
clearly than in lodge work
On last Saturday evening the Sister
Knights Of GOOdland temple No. g
planned a surprise for the lady mem
bers and they well deserve, and are
given our highest praise for their sue
cess
Not only can 8 dozen men keep g
secret securely, but also one lady in
GOOdland, for out OF pickles, peanuts
and pop corn, that We we're expecting
came forth one OF the incest bsnquets
ever given in GOOdland, at the restaur-
ant OF Mrs. Hartman
Long viii the pleasure 70 that eve
ming be cherished in our memories and
may the gallant Knights never grow
weary IN veil doing. TIE SISTERs-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

The ladies' society of the Congre-
gatiOnal church will meet at the home
Of Mrs. G. E. Swarts this afternoon.
Rev. Albert Watkins will hold ser
vices in the Episcopal mission room
this evening and Sunday morning and
evening.
The following we're registered at the
Depot hotel Wednesday: Carrie Cole
man, Oakley; R. A. John, Chicago; H.
H. Fem, Detroit; B. A. Temlinson,
AtchisOn.
The musicale which was to have been
given last night had to be postponed
until next week on account Of the ill
ness Of several who were to take part
in the entertainment.
If you want delicious, home-m made
candy, 60 to the New Blue Front Candy
Store, where you will find taf1es,
peanut candies, fue chocolate creams,
bon bOns aud caramels fresh every day.
First door south Of WARMERS tailor
shop.
Dispositions were taken in Goodland
Wednesday in the case pending in Chey-
enne county.in which George Lawless
sues c. E DenisOn for damages for libel.
The parties making dispositions were
A. d. Rummel, as county clerk, R J.
Jones, as county treasurer, and L II.
Haney, as clerk Of the district court.
A soap fak1r bought two-bits worth
Of cheap soap at one Of the stores Sat
urday, cut it up in small pieces, raped
tfnfoil around it aud then proceeded to
business. He got out on the street
and told the wonderful merits Of the
soap, how il would take out grease
spots, etc. He done q good business.
The same soap can be bought at the
stores six bars for = cents.
Monday about four o'clock there
was a sudden change in the weather.
The day had been unusually balmy for
March, when q column Of dust was OBJ
served all along the northern horizon
as far as the eye could reach, and q
I dust storm Wss seen advancing in full
| fury from the BOrean regions. The
sitting blast was soon on and every
thing loose seemed seized with sud
den impulse TO Join the procession IN
I the southwark march The temper
allure fell suddenly and Monday night
was one Of the coolest Of the year, by
dEants frOzs and burst and house
/ plants not cared for we're badly frozen.
( After the dust blow, q light snow vas
I driven along BY the wind, and g very
uncomfortable condition Of weather
7 prevailed stock net veil housed suf-
T fsrsd severely is vas q bad storm and
evidently q s17 eCri1oEiat EagiafV.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

PERSONAL NOTES.
jim EDard OF Colby is in the city.
Miss Kate Alden is on the sick list.
Thomas Allen OF Kearney, Neb-, is in
the city.
Travslingman o. Rolls was in town
Tuesday.
Dell Bower was down to Norton
Monday.
Travelingman Matt Lyons was here
Tuesday.
EJ. Scott returned yesterday from
a trip east.
DEEH Smith left Thursday for q
trip to Iowa
Jerry Lyons of St Francis was in
town Monday.
Capt. Bennett returned from Denver
Sunday evening.
W.O. AppIegate went over to Colby
Sunday evening.
Travelingmsn Troth Of Atehison was
in town Tuesday.
John E Rule Of Kanorado was in
town Wednesday.
E. L. Stier Of Atlantic, Ia, was at the
Depot hotel Monday.
E. PhilIbrick Of Topeka was a Depot
hotel guest Tuesday.
Travelingman MingIe Of Lincoln
Sundayed in the city.
E. Ball Of Kansas City was at the
Depot hotel Saturday.
c. G. MantOn Of Omaha spent Sun
day at the Depot hotel.
D. Misner Of Miugo, Thomas county,
was in the city Sunday.
William Sylvester of Garden City
was in town Saturday.
J..W. Rector Of Rangely, Colo, was
at the Depot hotel Tuesday.
H. a. Olson Of Kansas City registered
at the Depot hotel Tuesday.
Al. Lapbarn of Keusington, Kan,
was a visitor in the city Tuesday.
J.W. Penfold, the leading merchant
Of Burlington, was in the city Tuesday.
Mrs. George Wilkins and Mrs. Wills
BlOdgett left Tuesday for Eldora, Colo.
W. G. Myers returned from Hugo,
Colo, Saturday, where he was engaged
in teaching school
NE. Sharp, formerly merchant of
GOOdlaud, but now of Perry, Ok, was
here this week on a business visit.
Jerry Coffin left Sunday morning for
Oskalooss, Ia, to visit his family. He
will be absent about two weeks.
Mrs. Ed Young went to PeYton Sat
urday to spend a few days with her
husband who has charge of the work
train.
W. W. Warren was down from Colo
RADIO Springs Saturday to attend the
funeral Of his mother, Mrs. J. S.
Warren.
Misses Amelia StoItenberg, Lorene
WeIIemeyer and Stella Maxon Of st.
Francis were visiting friends in Good
land Saturday.
rev y. l. ShackelTOrd preached MS /
farewell sermon at the Methodist |
church Sunday morning. He is at
Minneapolis this week attending con-
ference.
J. NJ. Cox Of Denver, formerly a con-
ductOr out Of GOOdland, was in town
this week visiting his fsther-in-law, E. |
ThOrson. Mr.. Cox is now employed on
the Santa Fe.
J. NJ. AdamsOn, for many years one !
of the old marks Of st. Francis, went |
over to GOodIand this week where he |
has accepted a position in a store. Dad |
will make them a valuable assistant |
st. Francis Rustler.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

TIE REFUBLIC viii move its Ofhce
to the Resell bank building at the
corner Of Tenth and Boulevard April I
where q permaRent homs for tEis great
weekly has been secured
The business part 0f the city - tax
inF 8 souEh7ard trend and the present
location IS entirely too f1r north
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

The Beloit Gazette has attached tc
the Hessin boom for governor.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

TOothaker is the name Of 8 dentist
that extracts teeth without pain" at
Blaine, Kan
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

A Republic county man will mort
gage his farm to get money enough to
go to Klondike. What fools these
mortals be.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

A colored preacher in an Iowa town
wanted to deliver a startling sermon
He had heard Of sensational methods
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25
FROM THE wA1s1DE.

Smith Center has a drayman By the
name Of Pounds.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

A Phillipsburg merchant compro-
missed with a thief who made of with
q pair Of Of shoes and hat by making
him pay double price for the goods.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

An EmpOria man, says the Republi-
can, heard a disturbance in the night,
and on getting up to see what was the
matter found his bulldog engaged in &
desperate struggle with a jack rabbit.
Concluding that it was dangerous to
interfere, he went back into the house
and shut the door. In short time the
outside struggle ceased, and looking up
be was surprised to see a jack rabbit
looking in over the transom Of the
front door. In the morning be went
out and found the bulldog dead in the
front yard, with marks Of rabbit teeth
all over his person, bearing mute tes-
timony to his brave and desperate
struggle.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

War news and the constant strain
caused by the issuing of u editions per
day Of a New York yellow paper, has
drove its editor to the mad house.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

The following is from q remote Colo
RADIO paper published in q town which
only gets a mule-back mail once q week:
"a gentleman who came over on the
stage last night informs US that when
he left the railroad there was rumor
that the state Of Maine has been blown
up By dynamite. This was no doubt
the work Of the dsstardIy prohibition
lists who have been aware ever since the
death Of Neal Dow that hard cider was
being sold in the state"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

Thereported death Of ". B. Sampson,
postmaster at Skagusy, Alasks, is de-
MED. His father, Editor Sampson Of
the Salina Republican-JO Journal, printed
an obituary notice, supposing that the
report was true.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

The republicans have changed the
ratio again. According to . Colby
paper the republican committee meet
ing recently held there consumed q
quarts Of the fire brand to one barrel
Of "the beer that made Milwaukee
famous"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

Ingalls, residence in AtchisOn was
burglarized the other night. Nothing
was taken exceptsOme wearing apparel.
wearing pair OF trousers that ut him
like the skin Of q bologna sausage,
arrest him for the Ingalls, burglary"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

Mrs. Joe Waters and children re
turned yesterday from a visit east.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1898-03-25

The agricultural editor Of the Man
katO Monitor says that ton Of alfalfa
is worth more in the market than q
ton Of ear corn, and can be raised with
less expense, besides being q sure crop
every year. This is treason to King
Corn, but he is reasonably sure Of his
sway.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-06-23

"Nhy, Patrick, you seem to be in
great pain-you have taken some
thing that disagrees with you"
eyes, doctor, I swallowed a potato
bug be accident, and although I
took some Paris green a minute at
ter it don't quiet the disgraceful lit
tie haste. He's racing up and down
and ali round inside of me-"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-06-23
~ Grain and Chaff. e

ARA1LRoAD to extend entirely across
northern Sweden and Norway, from
the north end of Gulf of Finland
northeast to Ofoten, on the Atlantic
about 12O miles north Of the Arctic
circle, is proposed. The line viii be
about 300 miles long, and Will, it is
said, be further north than any part of
the new railroad to Archangel.-
Scientific American.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-06-23
THE. DUTY OF THE HOUR

He who hesitates is lost : !.
-~~ Grab gun!'
Do not stop to count the cost
Grab gun!
The handwriting all can read,
Cuba g children die for feed,
1t lis, time for Spain to bleed
Grab gun! .s'.,@1~,1
Do not fear to dare and die
Grab gun!
Do not pause to question why
Grab gun!
Hear the cry of souls dismayed,
Asking Justice, long delayed;
God is with us, who's afraid?
Grab gun!
Bid adieu to those you love-
Grab gun!
Put your trust in Him above
Grab gun!
Bid your throbbing heart be still,
Let your hand obey your will,
Keep your nerve and shoot to kill
Grab gun
Children starve on Cuban soil
Grab gun!
Shackled are the hands of toll
Grab a gun!
For the ones who cry for bread,
For the thousands stark and dead,
Let the sea with blood run red
Grab gunl
Nebraska State Journal.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-06-23

permitted. Separate subscriptions
from one Individual, although made
from time to time, will be aggregated
and considered as one subscription
for this issue of bonds.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-06-23
WARREN MACHINE SHOP.

Having rented the Lodoen building
where was last year, l am now pre-
pared to do all kinds of Repairing work
on Engines, Boilers, Separators, Bind
ers, Mowers, Drills, Bicycles, Gums,
ETC., etc. wish to call the attention
of all Threshermen to call on me early,
as can do the work cheaper now
than ever before. Bring in your En-
gines now and get them fixed. All
work guaranteed.
s. p. WICKSTROM.
Machinist.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-06-23

Rye and Buckwheat ground at the
Warren mill. Rye and Buckwheat
flour and Corn meal for sale.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-06-23
Railroad lands for Sale by
State Bank of Warren.

Farrell is the right man to buy a
wheel from, because he sells the best
and at popular prices.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-06-23
A Few Facts Regarding Goods and
Prices:

It's easy enough to low price, THAT'S the troube=
it's too easy We ask consideration OF value not price, We
guarantee not to be undersod but quality be the guag
TAX ABOUT snaps in prces there are any in sight, get
thenl Travelling that have snap give away always
make for THE HEADQUARTERS. We take advantage OF these
things as it benefits YOU and ME-.
Our stock in all departments is complete this spring
than
In Staple Dry Goods carry stock that second to
We have very large assortment OF the latest Novelty
goods such as as Dy Batiste Cordonets Fancy Lawn
We also have full assortment Of aces embroidery to MATCH
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-06-23

II you need fence posts, Taralseth
has q lot Of nice cedar posts for sale
cheap.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-29

A certain newspaper man. whose duties
keep him busy until the early morning
hours. Is the fond posssssor of better
half the delight Of whose life /, is to
pay jokes on her sedate husband, But he
thinks now that he Is particularly even.
Not long ago the couple moved to a new
apartment house, and the first morn .ng
after their arrival there. the husband came
home al the usual hour and found his wife
wide awake.
What's the trouble?' inquired the hus-
band. lis the new house keeping you
awake
No" she said. sit isn't that cam,
sleep because a very unaccountahle thing
happened at midnight. and T-wel I've
been wondering ard worrying over 4 ever
since"
Indeed cried the husband, what was
ifes
1T was The strangest thing. Just before
midnight some drunken man must have
found his way into the house and csms
Up 20 the main hail. / didn't hear 8 sound
until he called cut"
Called out7''
Yes. he just stood there and in a
times without Gree taking his BREATH
Then the husband exploded. and I, was
some time before he could tell the indig
Hant wife that their nsfghbur In the rex
suite had handsome cuckoo clock thai
was never known TO wander 10 b+huiou:
pathways.
And that's why the newspaper mar
thinks he Is getting even.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-29
CONGRESS- rs GETTING
EXCEEDINGLY FESTIVE,
Radical Element Cannot Long
He Meld In Cheek.

4 WILMINGTON. March GA number
NNaators and representatives Of both
Suei1m conferred with the president a; the
yAik Mouse tonight II IS said that the
,pnipe expressed by most of those who
taIhea with Mr.. Mckinley was that con-
ssra was inclined 10 object TO further
day towards a settlement OF the Span
u atuAtlon, and that unless the next
-xsage was more definite the radical
nenhers could not be held In check.
1! the meeting OK the senate committee
q .areign affairs on Wednesday. Senator
Fps will move that the committee remain
\ ecntinuous session until the questions
Waiting TO the Maine. Cuba and Spain
tp eettled.
Foraker will introduce tomorrow a reso>
ktoa recognizing tho independence Of
rita.