The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-12-25
Along the Kansas Nile.

The most propitious thing ADOPT Cover
nor-elect Stanley so far Is that no one
has yet established the reputation Of be-
ing the Nearest Of the Next
No one has yet given clear explana-
ton of why. when Morton Albaugh reach
ed the pie-counter. ne discovered that he
hadn't brought his appetite along with
him.
Sherman Medln the coming month VIII
be in the legislature from Leavenworth
county. In 1888 his father represented the
same district in the Kansas territorial leg
islature.
II is likely that the extra session will
change the name of the Board Of Railroad
Commissioners to Court OF Transport
zion" Why not the "Court Of Gold-Piat-
ed ldleness2'
The Populists talk about repeating the
Metropolitan Police commission. They
viii not do H. They viii leave % on the
desk Of the succeeding governor in leu
of dynamite.
George Martin of Kansas City. Kansas.
has in his printing shop an old typesctter
who distinguishes pay matter from free
stuff by asking Of matter. HAS THIS any
beefsteak in it?''
The Cross sunny slope farm has been
sold for 5000. g. A Stanuard ~ Hope.
Kansas bought a. paying 500 down and
70 pay the remainder in iustaliments our
ing the next Is months
While none of the railroad men az To-
peka viii say ~ is afraid. many 81 them
would give up their Jobs on the system Il
ordered TO serve on the Fast Mall. the JOB
T. looked upon as fatal.
Jerry Simpson is keeping still AZ present
in congress. Simpson u preparing q
speech against expansion. designed 90
be sensational. but Ike ali che thiEes
studied on Jerry's part IL viii fali plank
fat when he delivers IT,
Last SUNDAY a minister az McPh.rson
illustrated his sermon with CHEMICAL
He showed that by releasing sulphuric
fumes Ia an enclosed piace the market
price Of water would at once rise 10 the
retort 20 5000 a gallon.
The people OF Kansas want honesty. not
only but they viii have thrift Al bot
tom all the states real trouble and the
bulk OF tlem have been vspor- ghosts. ln-
dividual and governmental troubles have
been caused bF lack 81 thrift.
The kiss. though Fl be but fhe touching
~ the thin membrane which prafrudes
from the inner mouth 81 dangerous
thing Hobson IS - fatally no0T~d ~ was
Senator Householder IN tl1e good Old days
81 hide and seek in the state inatiipispns.
There IS not Kansas man living who
has been nigh and fzilen fat ehe w.a
Eot confess % "a ianself that BIS fslgre y as
facility or acquiesclHg eariF. 0aira ~
salved Etone-bHndness ~ rae 0eatfc
beauties q a prompt and Uneon1ps 3ra.s- -
'.No~
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al bear tn Imprint q actually. Tells ftls,
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after he pr0posed his Esri saio way
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