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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15
Ter ..nrbcrhnnO."

pitI9erl gait in 9unOetreiien
Nugemein fir einen @eiTen.
Dis Elm iolfHr, Der MODERN,
Sag ibm jeoer Sfrupel fern.
Sbne NieBf6e je gu lelsn,
Stanb er jenIeits 8ut uno 80Ien,
-Sein @slpifen mar Iebr melt
unb fein Wablfpru6 ale5eit:
Seine @igenart betbGt':
8eIPettipe: 6teii4sr I4Gb':
gen.
Gtn3'ge pfliGt auf bieTer Grben
S9ien i6m: m0glt9It iatt gu tperoen
S9limm nur, Dab Der MeBger S9aa,
Sierin anb'rer Nnit6t mar.
SinF, bu er i'm S8lG9terlaben
On Elm S4intenbein geratbsn,
0a bernabm er, f6naufeno, pl0Bli9
Sine Stimme gan5 entieBli6:
rgeinabs pierbreipierteI 8funo -
Darte, Simmelt0len6uno!"
limb i'm Gu mar er gepadt
unb = Der S9pan3 ibm ~ab9s6adt!
. mein Soft, ipie gitTderI f9ris!
unb bsrpunben - bat er's ME. -
Oils Der erIte S6mer3 borbei,
3pg er nit Goqegen bret
Sin 81 elmer feu6tsn @de,
SeBte ii9 am beiten 5Iede
4uf Die 9interbeine Ia9te,
(Ba5 it4 ieBt 0 anbers ma6teD
Stria na4 PRiloIop6enart
MebrmdlS S9ndu3z unb &nebel6art
unb bsgann na9 btefem 10:
r&6, mas iinb bic MenI6en rob
unb pou l1ngere6tigfeit
llno bonn SoeaI nod nett!
4li 10 UNI Elm S9infen6ein,
I'm Elm Iump'ges 5Gpp3en S6tpein
Rauben tie uns uniern Ster3!
&Iingt's ni4t pie Elm T9le9terS 6er3
BORT: er6drmIi9e flint 8funbe,
9er: bGs Gbelite bonn 9uHbe!
9ort: Elm iGmmerlifer &nofen,
0ier: tpDrauf mir 9unbe poden,
Infer S6mud unb unI're Bier!
BORT: Elm Stiidfen tpbtes Sbier,
!9ier: elm R0dit lebenb'ges 9lieb!
6reunoe, tDeld' Elm llnterI4ieb!
@abrli4, tbeuere 9efd6rtsn,
9tefe Wertbe um3uperz
pert6en
SIT es 3eit, it's bo6e 3eit!
unO - ih bin Oa3u bereit." - -
BitffsrI Ipra6's. 1nb es gef9ab.
limb Der III e6erbunb" mar ba!
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

Qm Stran0e bodte cine peibIi4e
.8eitaIt, ibre offensn JIeaten Halter
ten, BON BinOe ser3auit, Inn iRr i40z
nes, bIeidss @ntliB. Sn i6rem S9ooBe
lag Der 8Opf zines iungen Nannes. Der
obnmG4tig gu iein i4ierL
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

- untlug. - r0arum BAT
oenn JrGulein 2qt6eim ibren0iez
ner entIafen?" -rGr riibmte it6,
er pdre in ibrem 0tenite ers
grdut!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

Gigentb ii MI 6auz
II n g. - rMd8t Guer 8roFeTor oenn
ME mebr einen @ommers mit?"-8ez
mooItes 9aupt: rNein, ME! SotaI
b ~er6ummelt!"
Ntmmit gu pus 2e6en ernIt,
Diro's 5reuoe Dir bei9seren;
Siebit 9u's nur better an,
Dirb's feinen @rnit Did Ie6ren.
Woberne Snbu It RTE.
nBer i9impft, Der fault" BON bic
len Seiten
SORT 9u's; bod piuft ben Sinn 0u
fallen,
nirb Bel ben mpoernen 3etten:
User fauft, Der i9impFt" Diel be1er
pafen-
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15
. 8inberm1I

- &inbermuno. - 8dtsr: Oh,
&drl6en, Define 2ebrerin lit gar
ut6t gut auf Did gu ipre9en!"-
8arl9en: n9lau6'S i8on, 9dpd,
mir 8eioe iinb unS ni4t ipmpaz
tbif6!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15
. Sin 8rurnmbGr

- Sin 8rummbGr. - Gbtf:
gSie tpmmsn 8tpti Stunbsn 5u
IpGt, 6err Weier!" = Mlter9uA5
batter: nGntI6uIhigen Sic, i3
feiere beute meme gOlbene Sodp
8eit." = GbeF: r8ie0er Die alte
- por fiinfunb3ndn3ig
Sahren ba6en Sic audi 5tpet
StunDen gei6unben!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15
QLus Ruldu. - QBulbt

- Nus &uldu. - Ndlbemur:
limb abermaIS I6p0re ih S6nen,
.SoIspta, epiee unparoelb1re
.2iebe gu" Spiep6u: Isl, ei,
.BaIOsmar, sic finb ia bar refine
Sdp0ren0tfsr!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15
@ioerIpru6.

WloerlPtuf. = "a, sic
Pa62n re6t, es lift i4per, in bieiemI
9auIe cine Anitelhlng gu betomz
men, aber man BART Ii6 oiel}i6e
ni6t perbrieBeu laFen, penn per
erIt NAL orin lit, Ger lit audi i91n
berau5!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15
Slid i'm SnisI.

= 0Iud I'M Spiel. - yytun,
6srr SuBmann, tparum fpielsn
Sic benn Hi6t mebr an Der 80rz
is?" Gr: sd trou' mir nidt!
Slid i'm Spiel, lln9Iiit in Der
2iebs!" - Sic: nllniinr! 6az
ben sic Slid i'm SpieI, 10 tommt
Oas Slid in Der Qiebe BON IeI6it!'
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15
SeuR SGoarn.

Cine Gage aus Der Sretasne. Bon 9. Sr. II
8ofsHbaum G]siHsbera.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

Bint. ~ lieutenant: nrSS6re
Siiugite 1T nod ldOi9, 6err Gomz
mer3ienratb?" - Banter: ySSd,
ia, bunberttauIenb M(orf limb
nod gu baben!!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

- 8eIorqt: - G6ef: .0ie
LANCE iino Sic iebt ejgen!li6 BET
mir, 6iF6sr?" - 8ufAalter:
Bier Sabre!!" - Gbef; So, 10,
erIt bier Sabre; i8 poute Sbnen
nur fagen, per9efen sic ni6t,
mid gu e%rinnerp, tpenn'S mai
fiinfunb3tpun3ig Itno; Sic pifen
ia, bet fol6en @eleqenbeiten thu
i6 etpu8 8eIonbere5!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15
. 2ld 10! - Satin: Id freue

Nt 10. = Blttln: sd freUe
mid nirtli6, ME leb6aft ii9 I'M
Ter Sunge fijr'5 S6rejben intez
reTiri. Gr iiBt isosn Sag 3pat
Stunoes BABEL" - @atte: n9a8
lit aber mertpIrbig. 0is BAIT
Ou i'm benn oa3u betommen?"-
Satin: sd babe i'm geIagt, er
ioQe mir auhGrsiben, mas er gu
.Itirsm @sburt5tage BADEN mO6te,
uno caran ar6sitet er ieBt np6!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

80 unf6 unb GrfulIunG
Sin n9i6er" feuf3t i'm StilIen:
nN6, fiel mir bod mas ein!"
Gr IiBt i'm i4atPgsn @arten
8ei einem Sdpppen 8ein.
@r battle f4On ieit 8ofsn -
0ie man 10 Fdgt-teiny S6nein,"
9a fdat ms @Ias, 0 S9reten!
Sbm cine - DeIpe 'nein.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

IL 6altsr dug. - Fl iter@oit:
nSroBoem bic So6ser be8 6aufe5
10 grduli6 &lapier Ipielt, ld6eIn
sic ibr oo6 6tifdQi9 3u?"-3Deiz
ter: nW}o6' anItanosfal6er CUTE
Nliene gum b0{en SPIEL"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

uidt gut auf Did gu ipre8en!"-
E&arI6en: n9lal1b's i6on, 9dpd,
mir 8eiOe iinb unS ni4t ipmpaz
itbii4!"
- Sin 8rummbGr. - Gbxf:
rSie tpmmsn stpei Stunben 3u
Ifpdt, Serr Weier!" - Ilter9uAz
baIter: ,GntIduIhigen Sic, i9
feiere beuIe meine gOlbene Sodp
git" = GbeF: r8ie0er Die alte
I@ei4i4te - bor fiinfunb3ndn3ig
ISaRren Baden Sic audi 5pet
IStunDen geIdunben!"
@ioerIpru9. - nSa, Sic
Ra62n reft, es lift I4Der, in bieiem 4
9auIe cine ~gtnItellng gu bstomz
men, ober man BARI ii6 bieQ}ii6e
ni6t DerbrieBeu laFsn, penn fper
Ierf NAL orin 1T, Ger lit AUDI I40n
Peraus!"
8int. ~ lieutenant: nnS6re
ISiipgIte 1T nod Itoig, 6err Gomz
mer3ienrat6?" - Banter: nSyd,
liza, bunperttauIenb N}arf limb
nod gu 6a6en!!"
- 8eiorot: - G6ef; r@ie
LANCE iino Sic ieBt ei8en!li6 BET
mir, 6iF6sr?" 8uf6alter:
Bier Sabrey" - GGef: 81, 10,
srIt bier Sabre; i8 nolte S6nen
nur Iagen, pergeTen sic ni6t,
mid gu %erjnnern, tpenn's mai
tfiinfunb3tpun3ig Itno; Sic pifen
ia, bei iOl6en 8eleqenbeiten thu
.i6 etpa5 8eI0nbere5!"
- 2Cus &alau. - 0aroemar:
limb abermaIs E6p0re i6 S6nsn,
ISoIspta, epios unparoel61re
I2iebe gu" SpIep6u: Isl, eli,
tBaICemar, Sic iin0 ia b1r refine
Sdap0ren0tfer!"
- Slid i'm Spiel. yg}un,
I6err SiBmann, parum ipisItu
'St2 benn ni6t mebr an Der 80rz
.is?" - Gr: SD trou' mir nit;t!
Slid i'm Spiel, ltn9Iiid in Der
.Qiebe!" - Sic: nlln1inr! 6az
ben sic Slid i'm SpjeI, 10 tommt
oa5 Slid in Der Qiebe pom ieI6ft!"
- t Io!- Satin: sd freue
MIDI nirtli6. ME leb9aft ii8 unz
Ter Sung, fijr'5 S6rej6en intez
reFiri. Gr iiBt iepen Sag 5rpet
Stunoes babel" - @utte: g9a5
lit aber msrtpirbig. Dis BAIT
Du i'm penn oa3u bstommen?"-
Satin: sd babe ihm geIdgt, er
.IoQe mir au6Grsiben, mas er gu
tFfir&m @eburt8tage BADEN mD6te,
uno caran arbeitet er jeBt nD6!"
H. 6dI6sr MuB. - Griter8oit:
ySroBoem bic Sp6!er De5 6auIe9
10 9rdulj6 &lapier ipieIt, ld6eln
.Sie ibr oo9 6tjfdQig 3u?"-3pejz
TER: .W}o6' anitanosfol6sr CUTE
.Nliene gum b0Fen Spiel"
- 0p6! - 6rGuIein: Sic baz
Ben mid qefiiBt ~" - 6err:gGiz
nen Sub in G6ren fam TiemanO
perpebren!" - Trdulein; yOb,
ba terrsn Sic Moma ober iehr 1
i9Ie6t!"
- 0afer. SD rpsiB niff,
&inOer, Sbr IsiO 6euts ale 10 mel
ISTIlQ geIlIWTNl! DytQnN IQoH
Ifein, mir BADEN 6aute Riibret
gsgefen!"
- M5oOern. - nS6 babe ieBt
meme grGfung in ben GIementarz
fddern ubgelegt. ieBt muB i'd nod
PfD6ologie uno 8ioIogie ItuOiz
rem" - Mutter: % nein, mein
Ijebss 8ino, ieBt pirit 0u 8uz
ndfit 8o6ologje. Nai6ologie,
QbTtaubolpgie unb Stridologie
Ituoiren! 8inoe Dir gtei6 cine
S3iir3s por!"
- GG6ff8. - oh 8uuline,
Der 9err 1T 9sfe : 6u6ritanb,
bas lift ne 8arbbie fir 0i9!" -
g0arum ioq baS cine 9uro6ie for
mid iein?" - gg}un, ais SGdIin
bait 9u bod cine 8afiDn fiir Def
li8s Qeute!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

- GG9fi8. - oh 8auline,
Der 9err 1T 9sfe : 6a6ritanb,
bas lift ne 8arbbie fir 0i9!" -
y0arum ioQ ba5 cine guro6ie for
mid iein?" rgtun, ais SG6iin
BAIT gu 0o6 cine gafion fir Def
lt4s Qeute!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

- 0o6! - 5rGuIein: oSie pa
ben mid gefiiBt - 6err:oGiz
nen Sub in Gbrsn fam Niemano
0erpebren!" - TrGuIein: nOb,
Da fennen Sic Mdma ober iebr
f6Ie6t."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

- 0aEer. sd peiB nidt,
&irber, Sbr IsiO 6eute ale 10 mel
nerIi6 g%eItimmt?"- r&onn i8on
I6ein, mir BADEN bsute Riibret
gagehen."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1898-01-15

- Mhobern. - nS6 babe ieBt
meme griifung in ben Glementdrz
fddern obgeIegt. jeBt muB i4 nod
PfD6ologie uno 8ioIogie ItuOiz
rem" - M}utter: % nein, mein
Iie6es Sino, ieBt pirit 0u 3uz
nG6It &c6ologie, 8aI8ologie,
Qbfauboloqie unb Stridologie
ItuOiren! 8in6e Dir gtei4 cine
S6iir3s por!"
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-04-08
Tic m,ra.. n,,,,,. ., rov.,

In recent lesture Prof. Wilmer
Stone of Philadelphia cited many facts
10 show that birds are natures great
check on the excess OF insects, and
that they keep the balance between
plants and insect life. Ten thousand
caterptllers. il has been estimated.
could destroy every blade OF grass ON
an acre of cultivated ground. In thir-
" days from the time 1t is hatched an
ordinary caterpillar increases 10000
times in bulk. and the food II lives and
grows on is vegetable. The inseet
population OF single cherry tree in
Tested with aphides was calculated by
prominent cntomologist at no less
thaH l2oeo,coo, The bird population
If cultivated districts has been esti
mated at from 100 to 1000 per square
nile. This is small compared with
he number OF insects. yet as each bird
consumes hundreds OF insects every
'ay the latter are prevented from be-
cming the scourge they would be but
ar their featberAd enemies.
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-04-08
THOUGHTS FROM SERMONS.

Sunrering-lt is not pain that "a to
sc.ous suffering, but courses that breed
future suffering-Fev. ]. J.. Surtees.
Methodist. Camden. N. ].
Money.--It Is difficult thing 20 take
care OF money The thief Is licensed.
and 1t is beyond explanation how prop
.rty In this world changes hands.--Rev.
DR.. Hammond. Methodist. Atlanta, Ga
EVIL Spectacles.-The young men
who are going out from the opened
gates of our universities see confront
Ing them the spectacle of evil trium-
phant.--Rev. w. h. Huntington. Epss-
copalian. New York city.
italics.-The young writer runs to
Italics. The man with partisan spirit
In religion over-emphasizes things and
weighs down life with oppressive seri-
ousncss.-Rev. A. ]. Wells, Unitarian.
San Francisco, Cal.
Light for Manldnd.-Men In this age
do not spend time looking for can
lie; there must be lighthouse large
enough to be seen and brilliant enough
to attract.-Rev G. W. Mead, Presby-
terian. New York city.
Appreciation.-A man may own the
products of art by payment for them.
but his poor neighbor. whose tastes are
cultivated. VIII own them more truly
than their legal owner.-Rev. DR.. VAL
entine. Lutheran. Gettysburg. Ia
Observation-Disclosures building will
endure forever. Death will not change
1t. Our bodies will be changed-our
character will remain forever the same.
Build wisely.-Rev. S. S. Waltz. Luth-
eran. Louisville. Ky.
Senseless Seience.-Sclence is sense
less without final cause. Science has
MT discovered the cause. Faith says.
1T is God" and science will accept this
reply In the end.-Rev. II. T. Shep-
ird, Congregationa,ist. San Francisco.
/ Cal.
Evils of the Ballroom.-Too often the
fair maiden is introduced to society In
the ballroom, and there propensities
are developed which give wrong con-
ception of life and Its responsibilities
Rev, George w. Hatch, Baptist. Cam
den. N. j.
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-04-08
SCRAPS.

At Victoria decks. London, store
rooms for 250000 carcasses OF beef are
provided.
The Oliver Goldsmith window, late
y subscribed for in England, has been
olsced In position In the church of the
9arish In which the poet was born.
Mamma, what is farce?" "A
'arce9 Why, 1t is the way your father
vent around and watered all my dried
ip plants the morning after L got
iome."-Detroit Free Press.
From return issued by a committee
4 the London county council 1t ap-
eears that kondon's municipal debt is
low nearly 100000. 600. of which $46.-
90. 600 is on account of schools.
Alabama produces 1000. 900 bales of
otton, 50,0O0,000 bushels of corn, L.
10000 tons of pig iron, 100000 tons
if coal, and can easily double the corn
and cotton. and Quintuple her mineral
output
ing sound, Beetles have remarkable
dors. by which they distinguish one
fnother. and no one can watch ants
'lthout being convinced that they have
means of communication known only
o themselves.
Eagle, Wis. is infested with an en-
tirely new species of bug, resembling
a large bee. that preys upon growing
rorn. destroying crops by the acre in a
very short time. leaving the cobs clean
shelled on the stalk. No remedy has
yet Leen found for the ravages OF the
pest.
Bacon-Blll is the most absent-mind-
ID man | ever knew. Egbert-What's
ne been doing now? Bacon why, he
got into an elevated train the other
lay. and there wasn't In the
ar. but he stood up an4 = hold of
he strap, just the same. .-Yonkers
statesman.
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-04-08
LICK OF AN AMERICAN GIRL.
eAkes H'E Winning at Monte Carlo
by Hc.ttnr on No. Ia

makes a Big Winning ar Monte Carlo
by Betting on No. Is.
a private letter from Monte Carlo
recounts an extraordinary run of luck
made by one of the players, an Amer
lean girl. at a roulette table. says an
exchange. She went there merely to
see the gambling. of which she had
heard so much and, becoming excited,
obtained per u ission from her escort 10
venture one gold piec.. aad one only.
II she lost 1t she would play no more.
III she won she would play with her
winnings until they were rome. she
placed the coin on No. IS and tie tl.rn
OF the wheel was In her favor. Her
escort entered into an animated argu-
ment with her to take what she had
gained and be content with her expe-
rience. She reminded him of the terms
oil the agreement. and while the con-
troversy was going on the eroupier
gave another turn to the wheel, which
when 1t stopped. showed the same
number as winner. As her money had
remained on the table 1t was increased
thirty-fold. Again urged to remove
her gains and to cease playing. she
became angry ana left the money ON
tne same number with the intention
OF losing it. Once more the ball stop
ped In No. 10, and her single gold
piece had increased to handsome lit
lie fortune. which she was at length
prevailed upon to pocket Oddly
enough, The next turn of the wheel
stopped at the same number, but as
Il had already come up three times no.
1ody played 1t.
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-04-08
A Disadvantage of Honesty.

a gentleman who came back from
europe in September has been surpris-
ID to find that he paid l-i50 Of all The
duties collected in New YORK on the
personal baggage of travellers coming
home from Europe in that month. How
many trunks do you suppose he
Brought? Forty? Thirty? Twenty.
anyhow! No. just six, and three 9:
them were steamer trunks. They con-
tanned the personal effects of four ner-
sons who had been abroad about six
months. and It cost this conscientious
traveller just about slC0 apiece to bring
them in. II man with six trunks
found that under the law he owed the
government 5000, what do you suppose
was due from two men with fourteen
trunks, who came home on the same
steamer? A thousand dollars at lea At {,
Nol Tho men with fourteen trunks maid
nothing. They were merely bringing
back the clothings and effects which
they had taken over-or SO, at leas..
they said in their declaration. The
gentleman who paid $500 is afraid that
the new tariff on. personal baggage
makes up in the encouragement of ly-
ing for what 1t lacks in the production
If revenue -Harper's Weekly.
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-04-08
BITS OF Humon.

Blzzley-'You must dislike Newcomb
very much" Grizzly-'I hate him as
.iercely as barber hates bald headed
man with full beard. Truth.
Edwina-"Don't you think short
skirts make woman look shorter?"
Ethel-"Yes; but they make the men
look longer. Typographical Journal.
rs the boss in?" he asked of the
bookkeeper. Which one do you wish
to see?" replied the bookkeeper. the
Office boy or the typewriter?"--Life
She-"our minister does not jump at
conclusions" He-'I should say not.
in less than an hour. ."-Brooklyn Life.
Bondley-"How did Wall street get
its name? There is no wall there"
Stockstand-"Yes there is. went to
1t about a month after began to spec
ulate. -Up-to-Date.
She felt his breath upon her cheek.
"Sirl" she protested. you are going too
fart! That was what his breath would
indicate; but according to the cyclone
ter their tandem had covered but a
paltry 4S1 miles since they started
Detroit journal.
"Say, Jimmy, you must excoose me.
Tiliie Jukes said you was whistling at
de alley door las evenin'. but 1 didn't
hear nothin'." What wuz de matter
wild yer ns'ners?" Say, don't you no.
tice I'm wearin' me hair in de Cleo
style ?"-Cleveland Plain realer.
X, who has not reputation for scru-
day at the chateau OF -, and some
jokers had the curiosity to examine his
valise. where they observed the alb
sence of hair brush or tooth brush.
How is that said guest to him,
'.you have not brought toothbrush.~
"Ch, no. answered x. But then
expected to stay only four dayA~-La
Figaro.
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-04-08
un. rnins ner,.

Peasant Wife Ito country quack)-
Oh. doctor. you must do something
lore for my husband: he is much
gorae." Doctor" HIM! have already
upped him and bled him. There Is
othing else could do for him but
ull one of his teeth."-Fliegende
5laetter.
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-04-08
The Test.

Her Father-"You wish to wed
nim?" Herself-"I do" Her Father
Are you willing to give up your
bicycle for him?" Herself (firmly)--
4 am" Her Father."Then you in
Iced love him. You have my consent"
-The yellow Book.
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-04-08
rcrll. of Anthorshin.

Quercus-"Does he still burn the
Midnight oil?" Cynicus-"No; I'm
,traid things are so bad with him that
se has to save 1t to cook his meals
,y." New York Evening Journal.
They Die of Frigh,.
Says medical practitioner OF long
experience: Il believe that good
many people who are supposed to die
OF hydrophobia scare themselves to
death. They are bitten by dog
perfectly harmless dog, usually
and they brood over 1t and worry
about it until they develop all the
symptoms of hydrophobia should
test every case of alleged poisoning
by rabies by putting tho patient
ander chloroform and watching him
during the stupor when he wan COM
ing out Of it. If the convulsions con-
tipue then the case would be gen
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THE DIFFERENCE.

A writer in McClure's Magazine
shows that in the twenty-five years
following 1893, Napoleon cost the
British and French people not less
than Sc, 800, 900, 900, in money and
| 200, 900 lives. The writer shows
that in the one battle Of Waterloo
81 600 men were lost. The Crimean
war, which lasted only two years,
cost Russia, Turkey, France and
England 81 800, 900, 900, and Co.,
600 lives. The short Franco Ger
man war cost 81 800 600 and 2OO,-
600 lives.
The United States has been carry
ing on war Of its own choosing
for little over three months with
unbOunded resources, and seventeen
men to one against a bankrupt and
dying nation. and the cost has been
fully $500, 600, 600. The great wars
OF Europe were fought between
great and powerful nations. In pro-
portion this little damphool war
OF ours is likely to cost the Ameri-
can people three billions of dollars
at least. But the European wars
were organized by statesmen and
fought by warriors, while the Re-
publican administration is infested
with emasculated political cock
reaches, and the American army is
led by bedenized and cOnceited
iackass.