The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1898-01-28
Editorial and Otherwise

They sny there is always room for another.
No one is too fast to be overtaken in a fault.
The front door mat i, frequently crossed in
love. .
Afghan women are never jealous of each
other.
A traveller can now 20 around the world in
fifty DAYS.
japanese children are taught to write with
both hands.
Charcoal applied to the sore will cure burn
in one hour.
Strong women are much admired
by some men. .. .
There is clock in Brussels that is kept 60
ing by the wind.
In ptolemys time any one who killed cat
WAS put to death. o.f ..
Pay the printer IL you expect happiness in
the great beyond.
The "Old Reliable" is still on top. 1t is on.
ward and upward. r
All the pictures in the rogues' gallery are
not steal engravngs.
If man fails to get what he really deserves
he ought to be thankful.
The wise farmer leaves no stone unturned--
especially the grind stone.
The magnetic clock was invented by Dr.
Locke, of Cincinnati, in 1871.
A father should always be known BY the
company his daughter keeps.
The more explaining a man has to do, the
less humanity believes in him.
Business women are fast coming to the
front taking the places of men.
I, i. iutimated that one English person in
every twen,y-lo has red hair.
It's hard to crush or turn down an ener-
gctic, ,horouchg"ing young man.
Corn in the field is shocked, but when it is
made into whskcy it is shocking
We hope the ballot will never be placed in
the hands Of our Southern women.
Occasionally when fortune knocks at mans
ionr he is in n neighboring saloon.
Foriy-fo muscles are called INTO play in
the production Of the human voice.
There are very few women who could make
an affecting death scene in bloomers.
The price n woman PAYS for n complexion
improver is nlwsys handsome sum.
1t takes 10000 tons of paper to make the
post cards used in England each ycar.
The exact cost OF an English cabinet minis,
er's full dress uniform ia i20 guineas.
1t is said that there is in Sonora n tribe o
Indians with yellow hair and blue eyes.
The waters of the Grand Falls Of Labrador
4 have excavatcd chasm thirty miles long.
A grocery clerk may not be as heavy as
dry goods clerk, but he always weighs more.
The coun,erfeiter may have been brough
up we'll but he is always turning ont queer
- If you start on \ journey and fmget to tax
an umbrella with you it is sure sign Of rain
Dark girls with fair incomes, are alway
considerable factors in the matrimonial mar
~ ket. I ti''lf'i tf'
The 50. called "chances" are all in favor
v the man who is bravely trying to help him
self. I..I....r ..
d. Physicians declare that the most nutrition
!" article Of diet is butter, and that bacon come
next.
An old man in his second childhood is ncve
as idiotic as the young father in his first bab,
hood. 3D.. p r., -. 7 + t.t
ia, Love is like turtle---the more you try
poke him out, the further he crawls into h
= shell. .t
Bread MS n daily article Of food is used
only about onc-thrd Of the population Of Il
earth.
A bad boy seldom gets his badness from b
father. The old man usually hangs IN to
- he has. ...-..- ..l ..
The average man finds II difficult TO live
to the salary he wants his friends to believe
is getting. ..f 4...- .,...
ON Drop nickle in the toy bank today and
fvc cents worth Of exercise trying I" get
out tomorrow.
Carriages we're used in this country 10
~ before George Washington introduced
ah' cherry tree hack.
on There are heroes and heroes, but the o
- man who recently cloped with his mother
law is in class NIL by himself.
~ The bachelor says that rs soon as n
=. shows signs of getting away, the girl begins
son write letters calling him "my own."
- When bride has been married about tn
weeks, she begins TO write home Tor the
cloths. she refused to take with her.
w. Some men are 40 conceited that if 4
ond weren't dead, they would rise right mp in
co0n during the funeral sermon and appis
Every man intends to have his own wa.
everything when he marries, but some'i
iW his wife relieves his mind Of a false imp
M. sion.
A Polish chemist has invented an anest''
which ,s Ia be used in warfare. II Is IN
shane Of a bomb; when exploded il will
Aw, wholc armies 10 sleep.
-. Miss May Tuller, who has just been
tate p"hte" h"ro"r "'s''esS " "s"' 20
a only woman In the world holding such ri
She became prominent in the West nun
3c, or years ago by being the fret woman IA
ccnd Mauut Tacoma. sIUs iss,
There is man In budalo named Nit,
he is always getting In trowbie when the
ts' is,rstes seek 10 discover his identity.
came near going to jail for contempt o. .
the other day when the Judge asked bin
. name and he answered "x,tt."