New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-10-02
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The man who complained of Bishop Potter be-
not long ago he preached sermon cat
tired in rubrics" has opened up a and fruitful
field of ceremonial development
Frosty.-"No" said Farmer Hayrlx. II wouldn't
hiooded"
Il never heard Of that before" said the city
visitor.
myself been keepin summer boarders for three
years an every of 'em allays wore his coat at
tho table."-(Cincinnatl Enquirer
Gadzooks-Your friend Miss Sumner seems to be
the woman Of the hour Just now.
Zounds-That doesn't half express IT, I called 70
take her driving the other day, and she kept mo
waiting more than two.
IN PAREE.
Oh, they have a lot of troubles
The kettle always bubbles
In Paree.
And the man who cheered to-day.
BY tomorrow morning may
Have TO hide himself away
in Paree
They have never peace and quiet
In Paree:
It is always rush or riot.
In Paree.
And the fellow who can say
You may wager doesn't stay
cleveland Leader
az much talk OF increasing the length OF the steel
rail from thirty 10 sixty feet there was a few
wears ago The Pennsylvania Railroad Company
some time ago laid considerable OF It's road with
sixty-foot rails but 1t WAS stated yesterday that
no more Of tie rails OF this length have been
ordered and IT Is likely that more will he
bought until after something shall have been dis
covered to prevent contraction and expansion by
cold and heat
such a thing as homesickness?
Il know" said the man who has begun TO eat
downtown again. after q year of married HE. that
home grub makes me sck."-(Cincinnati Enquirer
4 Rough Rider who has returned to his home in
lola. Kan. says according to local paper. that
when the regiment was in this city all the swell
clubs were open 20 the men Il tel you said he,
that we saw things you couldn't see for million
II looked funny the doors open and several
sweils in swallow-tas and diamonds come in fol-
lowed by gang Of greasy uniformed boys. and all
sit down and drink champagne. That was all fixed
for us by Roosevelt Aston and the Rothschds'
Here's an article for women" he said ION How
to Make Yourself Attractive to a Man.
Before or after MARRIAGE? she inquired think
ing it about time to have little sport with
'"After of course" he replied promptly. NO
woman ever loses the knack until after she mar
No doubt he was. as she said, "a mean old
thng."-(Chicago Post
The authorities Of Edinburgh, Scotland are dis
posed TO be iconocastic The old house in Highest.
where Allan Ramsay lived has been demolished
In order to effect improvements and that other old
lNildtng in which the National Covenant was
signed I'm 1888 will also be pulled down The much
visited house OF John Knox Is 1t is said. claiming
the attention OF the authorities, who regard 1t as
an obstruction to the traffic. while the Iron
Church. long associated with the Bacchanaan
observance OF Hogmanay by Edinburgh citizens.
will most likely have be sacrificed.
Book Agent-Here's the latest number of The
Artist-You must have made mistake. The
comic opera agency is on the floor acknowledgment
dorfer Blatier.
observations made at the Massachusetts Agri-
cultural Experiment Station show that 10 per cent
OF the food OF the ungainly and repusive-loohng
toad is up OF insects injurious to agriculture
The toad is an especial enemy OF the army worm.
the cutworm and greenhouse pests generally. and
does a lot OF good in its modest way.
Her Excuse-She was telling one OF her sisters
ali about H. and this IL what her father overheard
leans forward the little boy the other side of
her catches hold OF one OF her oraids and catch
hold OF the other: and we yank her head back.
so that's the way you in school is ~" inter
ruptsd the father
"oh well" returned the six-year-old frankly. we
don't do that In the regular school you know only
in the Sunday -school.-tchicago Post.
1T Is a fne work" says The boston Tran
script" which is being done Sherborn Re-
formatory for Women in giving the inmates
chance TO work out OF doors the three hundred
acres OF the farm All sorts OF farm and garden
work Is performed by the women whose health
and behavior thus built up AT one and the same
time"
Mrs Timkns taking her son 10 school Tor
the first time. and after impressing the school
master with the necessity OF his having a thor
ough good education finished up by saying; ANA
" But H my dear madam said the schoolmas'er.
Latin IL a dead language ga, - 4.
An right" said Mrs Timktns. he want u
Hss going 20 be an undertaken "%Pick Me-Up.