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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-06-09
the street. with something OF indigna-
ton rising up within his breast.

ton rising up within his breast.
| madeline Joyce is good and beau
| tlful girl, he said to himself, land fo1
her sake have borne with these peo-
pie longer than I otherwise should
But-dress and gayety and endless
expense at the White mountains, with
| years rent due-that is altogether q
ulHerent matter. I have been mis-
taken In Madeline Joyce, and the soon
er she understands it, the better. A
mere society butterfy-too proud to
work, too frivolous to stop and think!
And had fancied her so different"
Mrs. Benjamin. tall footman put on
supercilious grin, as Mr.. Atheling
asked for Miss Joyce.
The new nussery gov'ness, said he.
upstairs = second story, back.
please" H..
Mr.. lAtheling, somewhat surprised
and little annoyed, assembled the
staircase by himself. IT,.
The door was half-open and he could
see Madeline Joyce, a book in her lap
and two or three chubby little boys
swarming around her, evidently intent
on anything and everything but thei1
lessons. =
She started up, crimson and con-
fused at the sight Of the dark, hand
some face she knew so we'll. ~ -
II is about the rent" she gasped.
Yes, yes-I knew. We cannot pay it
just yet. but-but-"
He smiled as he took her hand.
You are not going to the White
mountains, them"
Yes, am-as Mrs. Benjamin's
nursery governess Only mamma
does not know. 1t would break her
heart, Mr.. Atheling. And the very
first quarters salary receive shall be-
forwarded Immediately to you.
"Madeline!" he burst forth, i'm
pulsively, II have mistaken you'll
have misjudged you altogether. Will
you pardon me?"
Il don't understand YOU, Mr.. Athel-
ing"
And then he explained. Madeline's
scarlet upper lip curved
And you believed I could go fash
1on-hunting, pleasure-seeking while
while we owed money that we could
not pay? Oh, Mr.. Atheling!'
Five minutes later Master Clarence
Benjamin rushed down to his mothers
boudoir
Mamma! mammal" he howled,
come quick. There's strange man
whispering to Miss Joyce, and she's
crying" -
But when Mrs. Benjamin reached
the scene of action the tears were all
dried up, and Madeline was smiling
and coloring radiantly.
"Oh. Mr.. Atheling, it is you!" cried
the lady, recognizing the wealthy land
holder. and Maddy-"
Il may as well tell you,''' said Made
line, softly; "Mr. Atheling has asked
me to marry him, and"
And you will lose your nursery
governess. said Atheling, smiling.
Madeline Joyce never gave up her
honest pride. And she went to the
White mountains, after all, but it was
as bride.-New York News. -
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Renovated" Butter.

The Pennsylvania department of
agriculture has agreed upon the fol-
lowing decisions relative to the manu-
facture and sale Of renovated but
ter:
Butter placed upon the market that
is produced by taking original pack
ing stock and other butter and melt
ing the same, so that the butter oil
can be drawn off, mixed with skim
milk and rechurned, or if by any SIM
liar process there Is produced what is
commonly known as Boiled" or
Process" butter, the same before he
: ing offered or exposed for sale. shall
be plainly labeled Renovated Butter
If sold in prints or rolls this label
shall be plainly printed in conspicu-
GUS letters on the wrappers If packed
In tubs, the brand shall be printed in
one inch letters on the top and sides
OF the package. If exposed for sale.
uncovered, a placard containing the
label shall be attached to the mass in
a manner making it prominent and
plain to the purchaser. Il
,.-E:ss ass- Levi Wells,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-06-09
They Can't HELD It.

why won't Uncle Sam allow seal
skins to enter his DOMAINE" asked the
newest boarder, formerly of London.
Il understand" replied tho board
er who imagines all questions are d.
rected to him, that it is the result
OF him waxing wroth over the sealing
question"
"Ah, I see," answered the English
man; "a sort of sealing wax, eh?"
That ended the conversation.-Up-
toDate. )
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Poultry Notes.

Poultry raising has at last begun to
De recognized by farmers as being a
prominent feature of agriculture. The
increasing demand for all products OF
the poultry farm, even in the bad
tunes, has demonstrated that the hen
Is mighty as commercial factor. The
establishments that are manufacturing
lncubators are finding their trade ever
expanding. The demand for early
chicks among the hotels and restau-
rants is increasing fast, for the very
reason that our cities are increasing
last in population. ..-so.-s essS @zs@
It is believed that many chicks in
lncubators die by reason of bad air in
the egg chambers. 1t is necessary that
tnls air be pure and be. frequently
changed, or, what is better, made to
circulate through the incubator. It is
SAID that the embryonic chick is oxy-
genated; that is, has a supply of cxy-
gen furnished, through pores in the
shell and from the air outside of the
cell; that there is a constant ex-
change going on of oxygen from the
cubators are placed in damp, close eel
lars, where there is no circulation of
air, and If the egg boxes are also closed
so that there can be no egress and in
gress of even the impure air of the
cellar, what can we expect as to re-
suits of the hatch?
Without doubt many chicks that are
air and of carbon from the egg. II in
born weakly are so born on account
OF certain conditions surrounding the
Matching period. Without doubt the
trouble Is with lack of vitality in the
egg, put it may be as often due en-
tirely to want Of forethought on the
part OF the person controlling the
Matching operations. Many a chick is
ushered into life with poorly oxyge-
mated blood, and feels and shows the
weakness for long months. In many
cases the egg has become smeared
with grease or with broken eggs that
Theoretically seal the pores of the
egg and prevent the free operation of
the laws Of nature. In the face of such
obstacles the chicks come out of the
shells and for time seem like other
and healthier chicks But sooner or
later their digestion breaks down and
they fall over and die. The poultry
man must expect to have many losses
from such causes, and will not be able
to avoid them by any means.
Heat is absolutely necessary for the
development as we'll as the Matching
of the chick. The hen is a nicely ar
ranged machine that is automatically
regulated. so far as heat is concerned.
She gives her chicks always the same
amount of heat. To leave chicks where
they will be cold for hours at a time
frequently results in death. At show
last fall certain incubator company
gave the writer number Of newborn
chicks to take home and raise by hand.
Having no proper apparatus for regu-
latlng the heat, it was found impossible
to supply steady heat of the degrees
required, and both chicks succumbed
in a short time: Chicks raised under
the hen in the spring while the weather
is still cool should be carefully pro-
tected.
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Where tho Air Ia Pura.

An aeronaut says that there is The
same difference in the air at the
earth's surface and at an altitude of
half a mile that there is between
water in a muddy puddle and the pur-
est spring water. He states that for
a time one feels, after coming down
from an ascent, as if one were breath
ing "solid dust"
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The Deacon's Explanation.

AZ AAo DooSoAD X>APAAHAtAOus -.
The congregation by vote decided 1t
was best
That it and Deacon Houaily should take
summer rest:
SO at the country meeting-house they
locked the entrance door,
And shut the windows close and tight for
bout two months or more.
The deacon was a preacher that with
muscle did expound,
And for gestures animated through the
country was renowned:
Els JUNCTION and his earnestness, when
warmed up with his theme,
Some siumbering member Oft aroused
from out pleasant dream.
Down on the pulpit he would bring hi,
fist with mighty stroke,
And like the wind through forests was
his voice when he spoke;
And with both feet in number twelves
~ he'd stamp upon the floor,
And rant and pitch and shake the house
from pulpit to the door.
But while the deacon and his flock en-
joyed their summer rest,
Newcomers took possession Of the house
and sacred desk:
They built nest right under where the
deacon kept the book, N.:z-...
AHo unulsturbed they reared a. brood
within the sheltered nook
vacation past. the deacon came with Wig
or to renew
The fight with Satan and the world-and
full was every pew; - w.
Els theme was love within the heart
and Just to drivegit home
he pounded hard upon the desk. and on
the sacred tome
Electrified his hearers were, he reused
the hornets, too.
ana they began to crawl and buzz, with
this experience new:
Iney TOOK as gage of battle there the
deacon's gestures wild.
And up his pants in numbers now the
angry insects filed.
He stood 1t for a moment more till they
began to sting,
And then he gave his legs and arms a
mighty, awful Hing,
And shouted to explain the cause Of all
his extra rants
The love of God is in my heart-but HI
fires in my pants!'
e. w. Doneghy, in Burnside Ky) Free
Lance.
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Eclipsed.

Hyman (returned from Klondike)-
Oh, Levy, I wish you could hat seen
der nuggets of beautiful goldt dat
saw at Dawson. Why, Levy, some OF
dem vas as pi gas-as-
Cohen (excitedly, interrupting)-A
pig as your fist?
Hyman-Ah, Levy, you hat no idea
OF der size. Why, some Of dem vas as
pig as mine nose! D.
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Fine Unconosrn.

Vim p. City--New York Is ocnsid-
erably worried over the possibility Of
an attack from Spanish warships. 8 It.
Is peculiarly situated for anything Of
that kind.
Cal U. Mette How so? #.i
VIM .. City-Why, hostile feet
= might i come right into the heart Of the
city, and capture large part OF Great
or New York, and the rest Of the city
wouldn't ''ll[ll hear Of it for days.
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Too Much,

Too Much. =
He saw her in her bloomer and it gave
him quite shock,
But he married her right Loyalty, of
course;
But he saw her in pajamas, and the
earth began to rock,
And they say that now he's suing
for divorce.
Il. w. s.
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A RARE JEW Eli.

Strawberries! Strawberries! Yer,
1ne and fresh-lady, please buy
but Madeline Joyce shook her head
NO, / do not want any, child"
And the strawberry girl passed on.
madeline gazed after her with sad
Vlolet-gray eyes,,
Poor and proud! Proud and poor!'
sne murmured to herself. ooh, my
God! why was I not yonder ragged
strawberry girl, or even the child who
sweeps the crossings, and earns an
honest penny now and then? But now
nov my hands are tied by mamma
'aosnrd prejudices! Well, Beatrice
what is it," 4..' .
FOR her younger sister had come
noiselessly in.
The bill from the bakers, Made
1ine''
Another bill! Did you tell the man
we nad nc money, Beatrice?"
what would have been the use
Maddy? or course, did not tell him. u
sst And mammal" ,e.
She does not know; she is reading
an the parlor; :shewnf not let me mend
tne tab4ecioth: she says it is not work
lm ladies' Oh, Maddy, what shall we
madeline arose and began pacing i'm
patiently up2and down the room.
~. Hush!" she cried; there is ring
at the bell 1t is Mrs. BENJAMIN again.
10 tell her I am engaged-busy-gon
out-anything you please. No-stay!
- Ferhaps l had better see her, after
ALL
And Madeline went downstairs to
where Mrs. Joyce sat in faded silk and
earned lace, with white, wasted hands
folded In her lap and an embroidered
ottoman under her feet. "
1t is like dream" Madeline said to
herself. "And to think there is moth
ang IN the house for dinner! Perhaps
Mrs. Benjamin will ask mamma to
cine, and Bee and can send out for
half pound of crackers. We can eat
anything"
And through her disjointed medita-
lions her mothers soft, sweet voice
sounded.
10 the White mountains? With
you? My dear Mrs Benjamin., you
are very kind, I am sure, and Maddy
must use her own discretion about &C
eepting. Do you hear: darling? Mrs.
Benjamin wants you to accompany her
10 the mountains as soon as she has
secured nursery governess for her
dear little boys. I am sure it would
be a charming opportunity for you to
see little of life, for circumstances,
you know, preclude me from giving
you much variety"
Madeline looked up with a sudden
glitter in her eyes.
"A nursery gOverness? I think l
know of some one. Mrs. Benjamin,
who will suit you, Tiff your terms are
lat all liberal"
Three hundred a year and all ex-
penses paid" said Mrs. Benjamin. II
think it isn't at all stingy. Who is it.
Madeline?"
"A young lady-a friend of mine.
When do you want her?'
AT once; and then we can be off
before the willing weather comes in
You will accompany us, Madeline?"
"Oh, of course-of course That is,
If mamma approves" And Mrs. Joyce
smiled family
How ready the young birds are to
lily away and leave the parent nest,'
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Its Real Name.

% Its Real Name.
klondike fever is a misleading
name to call it." remarked the man
who, had not succeeded in getting over
Chi1koot Pass.
What should it be called. then ~.
inquired one who had the disease.
"'Chills and fever" answered the
other, and he shivered at the thought.
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Ready for Eventualitfes.

Great Editor-Are our war CORE
spondents to the front by this time?
Assistant-They are.
Great ,Editor-Well, then, you had
better write an editorial saying that
the United States is fully prepared for
war at any moment.-Up-to-Date
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race, and have a pasted label showing
the exact analysis of the oleomargarine
tnere1n contained. The above require
ments, says Mr.. Tucker, must be COM
pied with, as the law IS strictly en-
forced. Shipments have been received
which the exporters declared were pure
put which were rejected on account of
the yellowish color. The consul also
emphasizes the fact that the invoices
should give the composition Of the
goods, and that the word margarine,
or oleomargarine, should be used In
all Dllls, receipts, ETC., connected with
the importation of the article. He
quotes the following provisions Of the
law: IN the retail trade, the margar-
Inc or oleomargarine must be delivered
In the form of cube and with stamp
on one Of its faces, either margarine
or oleomargarine, and wrapped in an
envelope bearing in conspicuous and
lndel1ble characters the same designa-
ton. as we'll as the name and address
of the DEALER - -, - 49, $3.50 ..
II the provisions of this law are en-
forced, the people of Martinique enjoy
a protection against fraudulent imita-
lions OF butter that the United States
government fails to guarantee to its
citizens. Every week thousands OF
pounds Of oleomargarine eolored in i'm
ltation Of butter are exposed and sold
In Chicago under the label, "Elgin
creamery butter"
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Dairy Notes.

@>o manufacturer OF commercial
goods can hope long to succeed if the
machinery used in his business is of
10" capacity. He must have machines
mat Will turn out work as fast as his
competitors. The same is the case with
tne da1ryman. A COW is more or less
OF machine. The men that have the
best COWS will continue to make money
and the ones that have the poor COWS
Will continue to lose it. There is no
science that makes it possible for
da1ryman to make money with poor
COWS.
Cows with sores on their teats or
udders should never be allowed to con-
tribute milk for use by humans. It is
better to dry them up or to dispose of
them altogether It takes honesty and
principle to do this. It is always
great temptation to allow such ami
mails to continue to contribute to the
supply Of milk. If the COW is to be
Kept in milk the milk should be at
least thrown away during the whole
period of trouble with the sores. Milk.
being a great medium of contagiou.
may carry some of the worst diseases
to the human family.
Little by little we are awaking to
the fact that many of the diseases
common to our cows are also common
to the human family. Whether the
COW got the disease from man or man
from the COW will never be known.
We first found that smallpox WAS
common to our COWS under the mild
form OF cow-pox. In our own day we
have found that consumption in hui
mans is in cows what we call tuberc11-
losis. Since these two diseases are
common to both, may it not be that we
will find the list of such diseases con-
stantly expanding. These facts should
be warning to all having charge of
cattle, to use the greatest of preeau-
lions, both to prevent diseases being
transmitted from the cattle to the hu-
man family, and also from the human
family to the cattle. For this reason a
person having consumption should not
be allowed to have the charge of or to
work around cattle. The constructive
splits on the barn floor and the spittle
dries up, the animal breathing it a few
hours later. We fear that this side
of the question is lost sight of, while
We guard against human infection
from the COWS. >u
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W0uld Grow.

Mrs. Dooley-Fer tn love O. hivin,
Michael, come quick; little Micky's in
tn incubator an can't git out.
Michael (complacently)-Lave him
alone, darlint; he'll soon be able to
break his way out.-Up-to-Date.
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just Has to Believe 1t,

DO you believe all these horrible
scandals you hear about poor Geral-
dine?" Il am afraid must. But, by
the-way. what are you saying about
herr"
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Real Mean.

DeBrush-1 began new canvas to-
day. %"@f s ~ ....
Friend--I thought you would have to
give up trying to make a living at
painting! What are you canvassine
for?
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Extremely Venerable.

Mother-Harold, now God made
everything to be of some use in this
world. Now, what did he make cat
for? IN
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Doubtful Destination.

well, Pat; how is the old lady this
morning? hope her temperature is
not as high as it was last night"
..O1'm not sure about thot, sor. She
is dead.'' r.
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A Full Acknowledgement.

Judge-There was no necessity of
you assaulting this man and breaking
his camera, just because he tried to
take snapshot Of you. What else
did he do? " 'a-
Prisoner-Nothing, your honor. He
pressed the button, and I did the rest.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-06-09
The Tip Did It.

Friend-Have you ever seen active
service, Colonel?
. Colonel Grass have, suh-very ac-
tive. once gave waiter two dol.
lars before he served my dinner.
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Explained.

Elsie-I wonder what q caoitalirt n.
Tommy-A man who lives In Wash
ington, of course.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-06-09
OUR BUDGET o r Fun.
SOME GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

FIotsam and Jetsam from Funny Papers
Very Flowery Joke7-The Messenger
Boys-The Bloomer Girl Il Now Suing
for Divorce.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-06-09
DAIRY AND POULTRY,
INTERESTING CHAPTERS FOR
OUR RURAL READERS.

How Successful Farmers Operate This
Department of the Farm "A Few
Hints 't as to The Care Of Live stock
and Poultry.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-06-09
In Ear Alaska.

Vasaline Mike-Chilkoot Charlie has
gone out Of the livery business.
Greasy Gobe-Has he sold his dog
teams?
;;Vasaline Mike-No; he opened .
meat market. :. r.
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Hard Enaurh.

Mrs. Tracy made you some bis
cults, John. tell you it's hard work.
John (after taking bite Of one)-
It certainly is, my dear.
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An. Unnecessary Danger.

4 is'-T1-'". S~AH'A0oos0"H4 zDHHS0r.
Mumaw-1 wonder why these folks
want to jump off Brooklyn bridge?
Ml.itd.kif-Oh. I suppose they want to
be able to say they have made the
jump
Mumaw-7Want to say they have
done #? Thunderation, can't. they say
it anyway.-Ex.
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A GOdsend.

4 Chaser-And the storm you encounl
cred at the Klondike proved a god
send? - ~. ,'..a
f. Placer-Yes; we were all out Of pro-
visions, and it rained cats and dogs. a,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-06-09
A Custom-Made Joke.

Customs Of6cer-I told that woman
she'd have to pay ten dollars duty on
that dog or we'd confiscate him. She
hasn't decided yet what to do.
Assistant-Another case Of love and
duty. Ell?
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- = Its T9--hk-1oV4ss-BYVIIS,
Dairy and Food Commissioners.

y q . u = . = 4 a.
Improvement in Uniformity.-We
make no better butter, no better cheese.
than our grandmothers did. but we
make it more UNDERSTANDABLE. and
hence more uniformly. When I had to
scrub and clean the dairy utensils for
three weeks before the dairymaid would
advance me to the position Of watch.
ing the cream vat and churn, / did this
work thoroughly, because I had to.
Now, with the psychological light
thrown on the subject by scientist =
is much easier to do this, because wa
understand the reason for this painfnl
ebackaching cleanliness. While for
years we have known the value Of good
curing rooms, where the maker has
complete control Of the temperature and
moisture, it is only lately that our sci
entists have thrown scientific light ar
the subject. H Monrad. -
The question of fat for show ant.
mails is one that is receiving a eood
deal Of attention at this time. Soma
men say that show cattle should MT
be Judged by the fat on them. aa q
often the case. The others answer tha+
only by the fat on the animals can T.
be shown that they have the tendance :.
inherent to lay on fat and flesh.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-06-09
The War Scare.

I belong to the militia,
And oh, what grief is mine,
You see, want to quit 'em,
But I do not dare resign.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Prepo,,sterous.

Flour has become very DEAR re-
marked Mrs. Gilgal.
THAT does not concern u.s. replied
Mrs. Tenspot. I'VE buy bread"
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Tho Messengers.

Percy-My boss don't kick If come
late.
Harold-Aw, OATS nuttin'. Mine
wouldn't kick If I didn't come at all!
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Her Attraction.

Snobberleigh- Why did you marry
her? She isn't blue-blo
& Loverleigh No; but she's blue-eyed.
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Dudish Wisdom.

Small Boy-Pa, why does that
young man wear an eye glass on only
one eye?''
Pa..so he can use the other eye to
see with. /" .s 2ss .z.s=s
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/ He-'.I'm not myself tonight"
She .'Then how dare you speak to
me, sir, without an introduction 2.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1898-11-17
READ THIS
L. &. 4 II. Special Rates

Madison On account Florida
Baptist Convention tickets will
be sold November 2Ist, 22d and
2:}d limited to November 29th at
one and one fourth fare round
trip.
JackSonvillc-On account Of
gala week, tickets will be sold
Nov. p, - and %, limited to %,
at 500 round trip.
W. w. CONDOR, r. &. CURRY.
IlcKct Agent. Agent.
Ocala, Florida.
l.. A. SlIlfMAN, 40. MACDONELL,
Asst q. i. A., Gen. Pass. Agent,
Jacksonville. Florida.