Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1898-06-10
DOOLEY'S RESPECTS.

Well Mr.. Hennessy asked, new goes
tn war
Splendid thank ye-" said Mr.. Dooley.
Fine fine. 1t makes me hear-rt throb
with pride that I'm citizen Nv tn olAti.
wa-ard.''
Has TIL army started FIR Cuba YETI"
IVAN ARMY, says ye2 Twinty! Las
ChooSdah an advance ARMY " wan
hundred an twinty thousand men land
ed firm tn GusSie with tin thousand can
mons hurlin' propick-tyles weighn' eight
hundred pounds, seventeen miles. Win
sdah night second ARMY iv injineers,
miners, plumbers an lawn tennis ex-
perts, numberin' in all four hundherd an
eighty thousand men, ARMED with death
dealin canned goods, was hurried to Ha-
vana to storm tn city. Thursdah MORN
in three thousand full rig mints iv
trough r-riders swum their hor-rses
acrost to Matoonzas, an afther a spirit
ed battle captured tn Rainy Christ ny
golf links, two up an hell to play, an
will hold thin again all corners. Tn
same Afternoon tn reg'lar cavalry con-
sistin' iv four hundred an eight thousan'
well-mounted men. was loaded aboard
TIL tug Lucy ]. an departed on their
earned iv death amidst tn cheers Nv
eight millyon sojers left behind at Chick
amauga. These cav'lry IL cooperate
with Commodore Schlow, an whin he
destroys tn Spanish fleet, as he does
ivry Sundah an holy day except in Lent,
sthroys thin. afther batterin' down tn
forts where they ARE concealed SO that
he can see thin but thinks they ar-re
on their way FIR to fight Cousin George
Dooley. tn cav'lry will make dash
back to Tampa. where Gin'ral Miles is
preparin' to desthroy TIL Spanish at wan
blow-an he's tn boy to blow
1.-The gin'ral arrived tn other day fully
prepared FIR tn bloody wurruk iv war
He had his intire family with him. He
RI do
a superb SPECIAL ca-ar. AS himsilf an
Uncle Mike Miles. an Cousin Hennery
Miles, an Master Miles, aged years.
dismounted fr'm TIL SPECIAL train. they
were received with wild cheers be eight
million Nv tn bravest sojers that liver
give up their lives FIR their country TIL
press cinshorship is so pow'rful that no
news is allowed to go out, but l have it
firm tn SPECIAL correspondent iv Mesilf
Clancy TIL Butcher, Mike Casey. an TIL
City Direchtry that Gen'ril Miles instant
ly repaired hinsilf to tn hotel, where he
made his plans FIR cr-rushin' TIL Span
yards at wan blow. He will equip tn
ARMY with blowguns at wanst. His
uniforms ARE comm down in SPECIAL
steel protected bullyon trains firm tn
mint, where they're been kept FIR a year.
He has ordhered out tn gold reserve FIR
to equip his staff. number.n' eight thous-
an men, many iv whom ar-re clubmen,
an soon as he can have his pitchers
blow. TIL purpose iv tn gin-ral is to
permit no delay. Decisive action is de-
manded be tn people. An whin tn hot
air masheens has been sint to tn front
Ginril Miles will strike wan blow that'll
be tn damdest blow since tn year if tn
big wind in Ireland.
If coorse, they'se dissinsiors in TIL cab
met, but they don't amount to nawthin'.
The sicret'y iv war is in favor iv sawin'
TIL Spanish army into two-be-four
joists. TIL sicret'y iv tn threeasury has
a scheme FIR rooinin' thin be lindin'
thin money. TIL sicret'y iv tn navy
wants to sue thin befure tn Mattsachu-
sets Supreme coort. I've heerd that tn
president is arrangin knee dhrill with
tn idee iv prayin' tn villyans to tn
divvil. But these differences don't count.
We're all wan people an we look to
Gin ral Miles to desthroy tn Spanish
with wan blow. Whin it comes trees
will be lifted out be tn roots. Moro
Castlell cave in an tn air'l be full iv
Spanish whiskers. A long blow, a
sthrong blow, an a blow all together
That's the motto iv TIL administration.
We're great people, said Mr. Hen
messy, earnestly.
I'VE ar-re," said Mr. Dooley 1--WE
ARE that. An tn best iv it is we know
we ar-re.''