The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-07-13
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

o.c..T :. SScss11 az tho summer
means little fire in the winter.
- Three-ifths Of the Spanish SOL
diers in Cuba are under 25 years of
age.
- What is that which, though
black itself, enlightens the world =?
Ink.
- The State of Texas is about 75.-
00O square miles larger in area than
Spain.
- There are 81 900 brewerics in
the world, and about $4,000 of them
are in Germany.
- The man who gets drunk with
out suffering injury is not overbur-
dened with brains.
Women are not having real
good time unless four or FIVE of them
are talking at once.
= Some babies are brought up on
tho bottle, and good many men are
brought down by it.
= Havana defences are said to be
very formidable, and the Spanish army
Of 10000 men very strong.
= He must be person of very in.
significant standing who is always
standing upon his dignity.
Win your battles against disease by act
ing iomptly. One Minute Cough Cure
pro- oces immediate results. When taken
ear It prevents consumption. And in
Iatel stages IT furnishes prompt relief.
Evans Pharmacy.
- Ever since Rebccca met Jacob
at the we'll, mothers have been taking
their manageable daughters to water
ing-places.
- We are commanded to let our
light shine before men; the man with
the red nose keeps his light shining
before himself.
- The highest tree in the world is
at Dudenong, in Australia. 1t is a
gum tree. It stands 45G feet high, and
is still growing.
Sick headache, bilioueness, constipa-
t,on and all liver and stomach troubles
can be quickly cured by using those fa-
nous little pills known as DeWitts Lit
tie Early Risere. They are pleasant to
take and never gripe. Evans Pharmacy.
= No man is 30 miserable but that
his neighbor wants something he pos
esses, and none 80 mighty but that he
wants auother's aid.
Egyptian figures, found on obe-
lisks, mounted on two-wheeled vehicles
showed the Pharaohs had some idea of
velocipede.
"Do you expect to hear often
from your husband?" eyes; he said
he'd write, and I made him promise to
give his letters to some other man to
mail"
= There is limit to the work that
can be got out of human body or
human brain, and he is wise man
who wastes no energy on pursuits for
which he is not fitted.
- Barnes-Do you believe there is
such thing as pure patriotism ?
Shedd-Of course there is. There is
Howes, for example. He is willing to
serve his country as a colonel, and he
doesn't insist that he shall be sent
away from home, either.
"Does your wife do much fancy
work." Fancy work She won't
even let porous plaster come into
the house without crocheting a red
border rouad it and running yellow
ribbon through the holes
-"I have ten-year-old boy" said
Oobang, who can read and under
stand Greek" THAT is nothing, re-
torted the Ukerdeck. 81 have one the
same age who washes his face in the
morning without grumbling."
-Speaking Of she what-would-you-
do-if-you-were-a-mar question, it was
an unfeeling woman wiic said she sup
posed she wculG make fool of her
self like any other man.
= A Topeka lady engages lawyer
by the year, and pays him stated
sum for attending to all her legalwork.
During the lest seven years he has Sc
cured five divorces for her.
This is the fourth time you have
asked me to marry you," said Miss
Cayenne, rather impatiently. "How
often do you wish me to refuse your"
WELL" replied Willie Washington,
II think three times quite sufficient"