The Somerset reporter., 1898-09-22

"snagby is the most devoted goldman ever
met. I he only meat he eats is sausage
Bale NO, links
pain. DIR. Thomas Eclectric OH, the household
remedy
what is that dreadful crowd?" II don't
know Either HobsoI is in town shirt
waists are marked down TO 10 cents.
It's folly TO suffer from that horrible plague of
the night, itching piles. Doan's Ointment cures,
quickly and permanently. At any drug store, 90
cents.
Ethel: He doesn't seem to take our engage
ment bit seriously.
Grace: Jack always was reckless. But
never mind, dear; he probably will later on.
Ore of natures remedies; cannot harm the
weakest constitutions; never fails to cure sum
mer complaints of young or old. Dr. Fowler )
Extract of Wild Strawberry.
"McSnob ia certainly the LATEST man on
earth" Lazy? suppose you try his occupa-
ton of getting dinner invitation every day"
THINK about your health. Do not
y allow scrofula taints to develop in
your blood. Take Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla now and keep yourself WE l..
''De bigges' danger bout dis hyah business.
soliloquized the Ii cturnal visitor to the hen
coop, 'au ut mdn DtDinu uc gun
You are making great mistake In not send
ing for 10 cent trial size of ElNs cream Balm.
II is specific for catarrh and cold IN the hean,
We mail it or the 81 cent size. Druggists all keep
1t. Ely Bros. 56 Warren street. New York.
Catarrh caused difficulty in speaking ana 10 a
great extent loss of hearing. by the use of Ely s
Cream Balm dropping of mucous has ceased,
voice and he airing have greatly improved.-J. W.
Davidson, Atty at Law, Monmouth, III.
at is disgusting the way Annapolis society
is petting Cervera." Don't be to harsh; per-
haps they are planning to get him out on the
golf links"
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Kid ney and Bladder disease re.
lieved in SIX hours by "NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is a great sur
prise on account Of its exceeding promptness
in relieving pain In bladder, kidneys and back
in male or female Relieves retention of water
almost immeS lately. II you want quick relief
and cure thi, is the remedy. 1y5l
Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist,
l07 Watt T st. Skowhegan, Ne,
Manager What became OF that popular
song you wrote7
His Friend: soubrette murdered it.
If honesty does not exist. we ought to invent
it as best means OF getting rich.
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS. WILSON'S SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions of moth
ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success. III sootneS the cn1lo, seftens
the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately
sold by Drn ggists in every part OF the world
Twenty FIVE cents bottle. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup" and
take no other kind, 1y3S
Philadelphia (at Boston fire.; | wonder
why 1t is our fire engine have only two horses
while yours have three?
Bostonian: Oh, Philadelphia fires do moi
burn as fast as ours do.
Distressing Stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the mastery powers OF
South American Nervine Tonic. Invalids need
suffer no longer because this great remedy
can cure them all 1t is q cure for the whole
world of stomach weakness and ino iRestion
The cure begins with the first dose. The relief
it brings is marvellous and surprising. II
makes no failure; never disappoints. Nc
matter how long you have suffered, your cure
is certain under the use of this great health
giving force, Pleasant and always safe, 1y5l
Sold by Horstio w. Cushing, Druggist
107 Water St. Skowhegan. Me
Good manners are a part of good morals
and 1t is as much our duty as our interest tc
practice both