Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1898-05-30
TWO BULLETIN MAKERS.
And They Aired Their War knowledge
Just as Bulletins Do

The usual sitters at the Jefferson
street corner of the Commercial hotel
yesterday evening were again treated
to a discussion of the war, the regular
subject, but this time the list of de-
baters was augmented by a gentleman
Of the Celtic persuasion.
1t was not very long before Dutch
Charlie, who has for some time past
had matters entirely his own way,
recognized that in the newcomer he
had met a metal worthy of his pick
and drill. And the audience soon dis
covered that by silence knowledge OF
war events might be CLEANED which
otherwise would be lost in the marshes
of darkness.
After quite a lengthy pause (for
him). Dutch Charlie broke in as fol
lows:
Veil, dere ish Won dings We knows
for certings. Dot ish dot eef tose
disbursements auf de Schpenish fes-
sells centre in Won blaze in Santa
Groose harper, de water will rise oop
und leefe de pottoms auf de fessels
high und dry into de NUT. Vot ish
dot. Irish?"
'-Dishplacements is it, ye're talkin'
about? Wull, I'll tell it till we that
We don't know plat ye're talkin'
about, at all, at all The divil a
Spanish vessel is onyphere near till
Santie Cruise harbor. That's phere
all the rum comes from, so it is, and
if they were in there, shure all the
Spanish sailors I'D a ben dhrunk days
an days ago, and Gineral Lee I'D a
bombarded thin all into the calaboose
and settled the scrimmage. Shure
saw it an bulletin up at Mike Neel's
that it was at San Diago they were,
and that it was jist loike bottle Mr.
Sly had thin in, barrin' the touch "
cork at the neck iv it."
'Vell, veil, yust lisdeI to dot Irish
er dalk. Der ferry minnit dose pot
ties ish shpoken aloud he shprings
oop und dalks aloud IRELAND. 1t vos
noting in relationship by Corg. Dots
in Ireland all rigid kenuff, but 1 vos
shpeakin' aloud donnage tishblace-
mend Will you tell me, Irish, eef
tose Schpenish vleets ish by dot San
Tiago harbor how will We know dot al
retty yonce. TIE whole army und
navy. und President Mayginley at
Washington vos bothered aloud dot :
'Phat an canadian ye are, for
Dootchman. Ye're as ighnorant as
one of the Bodhega bulletins Plat
an Elegant ACCESSION ye'd make till a
sthrateejy boord It's not at all how
to know phere the fate is if it's in the
harbor. The divil is in it to know
fether we can injooce thin to come out
iv it. And agin fether it wud be
betther shtill TO kape thin IN there
until We can scatther sojers all over
Cuba and the Flippins. where me
counthryman racintly won so nate a
victry'
''Vot ish dose? Vot goontryman
vos you glaimin? Admiral Tewey:
Irish, you pin in tie mines too tam long
to oonterstand tbs kavestion. Tewey
vos as mooch a Irisher ash min trent
Feesmarg vos."
''Bishmark. is it? Be the howly
shmoke, an is it Bishmark we're
quotin' befoor me? Ishn't he the felly
thot seq this country is ahed iv its
an he, more be the token,
in the same categhory as Sinator Ing
fish in Kansas, who calls himself
shtatesmon out iv a job? A ranka-
-hankerus dootch sassidge-atin' SON
1v-a-goon thot's gone pasht his tonne
for goin' to his long resht. An II
tell it till We thot Deweys fadher and
modher KEN from the same place in
Ireland wild mesilf. The good ould
town iv Beleek, IN the county iv
Fermanagh. Phin the ould folks
were aloive they were known as the
ODooleys, hivin resht their sowls,
but George got bit up in the wur-
ruld an frsht he left off the first o,
and thin he axed congress to take off
the odher two and give him the e and
the W, and there you have it."
"Ober vot vot de reason by dot lee
tie l, don'd id?"
"Aisy, me bhoy George raised thot