New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-03-26
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

An Ottawa correspondent OF The Boston Globe"
says that remarkable demonstration OF friendship
for the United States took place military ban
quet held in that city Monday evening. In propos-
ing toast TO the President of the United States.
Major s. VI. Rogers OF the 43d Battalion spoke
Enthusiastically Of the growing rapprochement OF
Great Britain and the United States. and vigorous
ly pronounced for England and Canada standing
shoulder shoulder for Uncle Sam should the lat
ter ever need II. The dispatch adds that SEN
tencs OF tho speech spplauded to the echo.
Contrary 10 Fthics-"I am very much inclined TO
suspect that you mised when you said you had
aeer of the Dashing DAISIES Buriesqus Company
why isn't my work satisfactory inquired the
comedian 49,. T.. s .,,-o,,- u-..r
now and the rest later. washington Star.
The spirtualists Of New England will celebrate
the htieh anniversary OF the rise of modern Spirit
ualism in Boston tomorrow.
Gave Himself Away.-"Od Bullons says ne isn't
rich at all but | know better"
From himself lie told ms, not long ago that
there no such hn "a luck II business Ines 0n
-(Cincinnati Enquirer.
public spirited lawyer OF Binghamton has writ
ten the following letter 20 a local militia company:
II freely offer my services to you 10 draw your
will In any other way help you shape your
affairs and my only reward shall be the pleasure
j
am proud OF you This shall be absolute
~ without one OF cost TO you because OF
desire do for you what know you would DO for
me II situated. As am not candidate
for any office tho selfish charge OF any desire to do
this other than through friendship for you cannot
be laid at my door"
Doctor-I wish you would tell those deaf-mutes 70
stop talking; the noise disturbs me-
AttendantnWhy how w can they make noise when
words?-(Chcago News.
Don't send any poetry" says THE
Rumford Falls (Me) Times" I'VE are nearly over
whelmed with your kindness We positively must
decline more for the present. II Is piled up
deep here and there about the office that IT inter-
feres with regular work. And will not have
time TO read the whole OF the accumulations now
on hand before the middle OF next summer about
vacation time.
Dear friends. not kicking. We only ask
FOR time. When get through with what
poetry we have on hand We will let you know. and
then you may send along what you have accumu-
lated In the mean time. And this shall he sign
to you. to know when that time comes. will print
in The Times a receipted bill follows:
Rumford Falls Times to F. W. Curnel. Or.
TO carting fifteen loads poetry from Times
basement to Androscoggin River $50 Received
payment. +. W. CURNEIL'"
Mrs. Horton (whoss daughter Is at tho piano. |
Ihey tel! me you have an ear for music, Mr. |
Humaner
Humaner-Yes: but by all means let your daugh- |
ter 20 on with her playing and not mind me.-(Bos-
ton Transcript.
The early rsers at Easport" says THE Ken |
nebec Journal" were astonished and somewhat |
frightened one recent morning by the sight OF a |
strange looking object lowering their heads |
The news quickly reached different parts OF tho |
city. Many thought It might be a Spanish airship !
or even Andrees balloon All day the novel-look- |
ing affair was in the position and guesses |
were numerous. Early in the evening a small boy |
living In the southern end OF the city drew In |
his homemade kite-the first OF the season-and |
business was resumed"
Dsp3er rs you dispense tho enemy" In
I'VE I'VE did replied the Spanish officer firmly
directions Washington Star.
THE proof seems be clear" says The Louis |
vile Courier-Journal" that Mr. william Kelly as |
early as 1901 was employing in one OF his furnaces
on the Cumberland River. near Eddyville In that |
state. the process which patented by Henry |
Bessemer In the United Kingdom and this country |
In 1893 and ls0b. SIR Henry Bessemer diad |
enormously wealthy and crowned with honors las, |
week. William Kelly passed away quietly IN This |
city few years ago possessed OF modest fortune |
and mourned 10y comparatively few"
There IS one thing you don't have 20 do any. |
how" growed Mr. Wipedunks through the lathsr
razor. You're always complaining about 'vomr
hardsnips You ought 70 he mighty thankful you |
don't know about that" replied Mrs Wipe |
dnnks. IF was bearded lady | believe | cond |
make better living for this family than vou;rs
making."-(Chicago Tribune