The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-08-30
noo1EY Az DEWEY.
How nsIo Cousin GsorEo'' Is Conducting
Things IN the Philippines.

How n9Ie Cousin GeorEo'' IL Conducting
Things IN the Philippines,
Chicago Journal "If they don't catch
up with him pretty soon" said Mr.. Doc
ley, 'hegl fight his way ar-round tn
wurruld an come out through Barsa-
loona or cades."
who's that?" asked Mr. Hennessy.
me cousin George, no less" said Mr..
Dooley. 81 suppose we think tn war is
over over an peace has rayturned JUS
because Teddy Rosenfelt is back home
again an tn sojers ar-re hungry in
New York stead ~ in Santiago. That's
where ye're wrong, Hinnissy that's
where ye're wrong, me bucko TIL war
is not over TIL Cousin George stops
fightin'.
IN spaniards have had enough, but
among thrue hghtin' men 1t don't make
amy difference what the feelin's ivi the
la-ad underneath may be. IT'S whin
tn man on top has had his I'LL Nv fight
In that tn tiITouble's over, an be the
look Nv things cousin George has jus
begun to take tay.
"Whln me frlenG Mack concluded It's
time E'r US 10 stop dghtIn' AM begin
skinuiR each other in what Hogan calls
tn marts w thrade, ye thought that
ended It, So dad Mack. He says, says
he: Let US have peace he says, An
Mark Hanna came out ~ the cellar
where he's been since cousin George
presented his compliments TO tn P'lip-
peens an wud they prefer to be kilt
or drowned, an proposals was made
to bond tn Cuban pathrites, AM all tn
duces in tn deck begun to look like
face car-rds again, whin suddenly there
comes q message from cousin George.
In pursooance w ordhers that nlver
come he says, to-day tn squadron
undhar my command knocked tn div
vie out Iv tn Qualifications " TIN Pip
Poems, bombarded the city an locked
up tn Spanish ginrai.
9TH guY'ror got away be swimmiR
aboord Dutch ship, AM TIL Dutchnan
took him to Ding Dong. I'll attind. to
tn Dutchman some afternoon whin
1 have nawthin' else to do. I'm settin in
TIL palace, with me feet on tn PLAINLY.
Write SOON WON'T get It. So no more
at prislnt fr-n ye-er OF frind an we'll
wisher, George Dooley.'
Flow ar-re they goin' to, stop him?
How ARE they goln' 10 stop him?
There's Mack on tn shore bawHn' or
oilers. Come back he says, come
back, I command ye,' he says. George.
come back he says. TIL war is over
he says. We're at peace with tn wur-
ruid,' he says. George he says
George, be a good fellow,' he says.
Lave up on thim,' he says 'Hivins an
earth he's batin' that poor Spanyard
with q pavin' block! George, George, ye
break me hear-rt!' he says.
but George Dooley, he gives tn wink
to his frinds, an says he: What's that
man yelltn' on the shore about? he
says. Louder he says; I can't hear
ye,' he says Sing 1t, he says Write
IL TO me on postal car-rd Mt Mahdrtd''
he SAYS, This Is me busy day he says.
Don't stop me now he says. an away
he goes with piece " lead pipe In
wan hand an q coupllR-pln in tn ither.
''What'N we dc with him? We can't
catch up with him. He's gOin' too fast.
NTack's q. week behind him iv'ry time he
stops anywhere. He has strung a
throlley acrost tn islands, an he's
clImbIrl' mountains with his fleet. tn
only thing see, Hinnlssey, that Mack
can do IS to go east an meet him comm
r-rouud-if he hurries he'll sthrike him
somewhere In Roosllia or Boohlgahria
AN say to him; George tn wars over.
Won't We come home with meY think
he'll listen to reason.
''I think n man ought to stop fghtin'
whin tn war Is ended" said Hennessy.
~ dlpnaw about that" said Mr., Doo-
lev. ''He started without as'Sin' our
lave. am / don't see what we've got TO
do with tn way he finishes. IT'S c tur-
rf,e thing to be n man " high sperrits
an not to know whln III other fellows
licked"