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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

On the Court of Ordinary yesterday tenn
poIary letters of guardianship on the
property of Maggie S. Stillwell and others.
minors, We're granted to Calude 3. SILL
well.
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HELP wANTED-MALEs.

HELP WANTED-MALES.
WANTED, BOY THAT KNOWS HOW
to repair bicycles; give references and
wages wanted and where worked last. Ad-
dress Bicycles, this Office.
WANTED, A STABLE BOY AND
butler Apply Immediately. E. F. Brode-
rick, 4OS Waldburg, west.
statesmen TO SELL TOILET SOAP
to dealers; 500 per month salary and ex-
penses; experience unnecessary. Louis
Ernst Co., st. Louis, Mo.
SAMPLE DISTRIBUTORS, 500 PER
1000; send 10c for particulars, contract
and sample. Crescent Chemical Co, 1851
Montana street, Chicago
MAN OR LADY OF GOOD ADDRESS
to travel and appoint agents; $40 per month
and expenses. p. w. Ziegler & Co., 215
Locust street. Philadelphia.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

RossIGNOL & ADAMS SELL you Al
lot; build house TO suit you; monthly
payments.
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MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED
city property; any amount at low rate j.
Z. Fulton & Son.
MONEY TO LEND ON CITY I'M
proved real estate, in sums to suit La
Roche, 81 Bay, east.
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FOR SALE, II LOTS EAST OF THH
S. r. and w. Railway, facing on Gwin-
nett. facing south; good investment. Pren-
dergast q Black.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS WILD BUILu
you house anywhere south of Andersou
street; monthly payments. t
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS OFFER CoT-
tage Burroughs street. for one hundred
cash and twelve fifty monthly.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROssIGNOL & ADAMS OFFER FOR
sale. on monthly payments. lots anywhers
south of Anderson street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS OFFER Al
nice two-story house on Ninth street. on
monthly payments.
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MEDICAL.


OPIUM MORPHINE HABIT CURED
at home, painless, 50 to $40. American
Medical Dispensary DR.. Roughton, Man
ager, Atlanta, Ga.
WEAK MEN SEND 35C TO RAY
Medical Co., Columbus. o., for regular
81 box Lost Manhood Pills; quick, private
cure; nervous debility, early excuses;
sexual weakness; small parts enlarged.
LADIES, CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
Pennyroyal Pills Diamond Brand are the
best; safe, relia BILE; take no other; send 4c,
stamps, for particulars. Relief for La
dies in letter by return mail. At drug
gists. Chichester Chemical Co.. Phlladel-
phia, Pa.
HOW ARE YOUR FEET? IF YOUR
feet are troubling you, call on me, and I
will give you relief. l cure ingrowing
nails, corns and all diseases of the feet
without pain. Charges reasonable; can
give the best references in the city; Of
flee, lis Drayton street. hours, to a. M,
] to p. M, to s p. m; will attend "a
irons at residences; orders can be left at
Wheeler's drug store, Bull and State
streets. Telephone 255l. Lem Davis, sur
geon chiropodist.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR SALE. $50 CASH AND $l2 PER-
month will buy one of the incest homes al
Thunderbolt; cali at once. LaRoche.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

RoSSIGNOL & ADAMS OFFER A
beautiful home in Colhnsville, on easy
monthly payments; see them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

RossIGNOL & ADAMS HAVE LOTS
or Ninth street: monthly payments; poor
man, reflect ponder, consider
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

WANTED BY YOUNG MAN, GOOD
boarding house; south Jones street pre-
ferred. Address Carl, care News.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

WOOD, ORDERS SENT TO ME- AT j.
NJ Smiths wood yard will receive careful
attention: Oak, soc; pine. 75c. Cash ON
delivery. Choice lot on hand. II. A.
Ernst Phone 567.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

WAR AND ALL OTHER HAZARDS
provided for in clear statements in all
Penn Mutual Life policies. Policy hold
ers do not have to worry about their in
surance. See Julian Schley, general
agent before taking. insurance.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

MATTRESSES RENOVATED BY FOX
give perfect satisfaction; baby carriages a
speciality; lowest prices. Fox's, Hull and
Wbitalypr
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

WAREHOUSE RUNNING FROM BAN
to River streets; cheap. LaRoche.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

Statesmen FOR SAVANNAH TO
handle high-class side line with liberal
commission; pocket samples free. Address
Regent Mfg. Co., Chicago.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10
HOUSES WANTED.
ROOMS WANTED.

WANTED, ROOMS SUITABLE FOR
a dentist office. preferred on Jones or Lib
erty street between Drayton and Whita-
ker. Address l.. A. s., S12 Hull street, west
WANTED, BY YOUNG COUPLE,
fiat of four rooms good locality, central
or southern section preferred; rent must
be moderate. Address *" this Office.
WANTED, FURNISHED ROOM, CEN
traily located, by young man. Address
J. w. S., p. o. Box 2s9; state terms.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR RENT.ONE-sroRY FoUR-RoOM
mousse with kitchen. Lincoln, one door
north OF Anderson. Inquire corner Ander-
son.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

MANAGER FOR BRANCH OFFICE;
business principally wholesale; salary
81, 600 per year; $3.50 cash capital required !;
references required. Address Consolidat-
ed Paint & Oil Co., Indianapolis, Ind.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

KNOW YOUR FATE AND FORTUNE.
Nine. Rita. the only scientific palmist in
America, is at 1H jefferson street, corner
York street lane. Fee 50 cents.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

CARPENTERS, NOW is YOUR
chance TO get your tools at your own prices
at Bernstein's, Broughton, near Barnard
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10
HOARD WANTED.

WANTED, BOARD AND ROOM IN
private family by young couple, with no
children; will furnish own room; state
terms. Address Reasonable, care Morning
News.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

WE DYE TO LIVE, MILLS & co,
Abercorn and Broughton; gents suits
cleaned, 81; dyed, 81; ladies' work a spe-
cialty; we guarantee you perfect salts
faction; light suits cleaned to perfection;
feathers curled.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

WE BUY AND SELL REAL ESTATE,
collect rents, and insure your property
AGAINST fire. Prendergast & Black.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS ARE PLEAS
ed to show you any property they adver-
tise; call on them
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

NEW SODA FOUNTAIN. A vERu
dainty and attractive apparatus, solid
onyx; will be sold at low price; entirely
new; has never been out of the box. Lipps
man Brothers, Wholesale Druggists
Lippmans block, Savannah. Ga.
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FLAT FOR RENT, THREE EXPOS
ures; all conveniences on fiat to perma-
nent, accepta BILE tenant, 5000, IL taken i'm
mediately. % Gordon, east.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS REQUEST
the pleasure of your company at % Bryan
street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR RENT. ETGHT-RooM HOUSE;
rent reasonable. Apply 5l9 East Broad
street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR SALE, A FIRST CLASS DRUG
store, centrally located half cash prices
good reasons for selling Mrs. Harrell.
jefferson and McDonough.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR RENT. NO. 513 BARNARD
street; rent $500 Apply to walthour s.
Rivers, Drayton and st. Julian streets
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROssIGNOL. & ADAMS WILL SELL
you city lots on monthly payments: call
and see them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

RosSIGNOL & ADAMS INVITE YOU
TO call on them and inspect their plats of
city lots.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

INTELLIGENT AGENTS NJ X e
good pay selling Weis patent binders, for
binding magazines, music, etc; very lib
eral commissions. The Weis Binder Co.,
"a jackson street. Toledo. O,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ENERGETIC SALESMAN; SCHOOL
supplies country work; 800 salary and
liberal additional commissions. r. O.
Evans & Co., Chicago.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS OFFER
beautiful lots on Ninth street. on monthly
payments; call and inquire
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ELEGANT ROOM ON PARLOR
floor. facing square; also rooms suitable
for housekeeping 127 Abercorn street, COR
ner President.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

RoSsIGNOL & ADAMS CAN SELF
you a lot and have house built for your
rent
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS OPINE THAT
lots are cheaper now than in years gone
by: observe.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FURNISHED SOUTH FRONT ROOM;
all conveniences on same floor. 2l2 Lib
erty street east
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS REQUEST
you please call on them and get points
about homes; remember.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10
WANTnD-MIsCELLANEOUs.

WANTED, A WELL-TRAINED BILLY
goat; large or medium size. Mrs. H.,
Telfair Hospital.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS OFFER OF
monthly payments, choice lots on Seventh
Eighth, Ninth and Tenth.
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FOR RENT-ROOMs.

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FOR RENT, ELEGANT FLAT ON LIB
erty street. Apply 1903 Price street.
FOR RENT. LARGE AND l SMALL
room, second floor. Apply at No. 20 Elev-
enth street, east
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ROSSTGNOL q ADAMS OFFER
beautiful Its on Price street. ON easy
monthly payments; drop in.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FLAT FOUR NICE ROOMS; BATH,
etc; first floor; eight dollars. 50S Charlton,
west.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR RENT. FoUR-ROOM TWO
story house, S22 Henry street, west; s. per
month. J. r. Fulton & Son.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR RENT, NlNE-ROOM HOUSE, NO.
SlS Waldburg street east; bath, etc. SIS
per month. j. T.. Fulton & Son.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR SALE. LADY'S HtGH-GRADE1
wheel christy saddle, good condition, $50.
S06 Drayton street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR RENT, THAT DESIRABLE RESI-
dence, No. u Liberty street. west; near De
Soto; will rent either as a whole or In
flats; rent low. j. H. Fulton & Son.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS OFFER LOTS
on Ninth street on the easiest kind of
monthly payments.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FLAT ON CASTOR STREET, FIVE
rooms, lately renovated; every conven-
fence; twelve dollars. Peter Reilly, 1906
Drayton street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS DISCOVERED
the war cloud to be the milky whey; come
buy lots
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR RENT, sEVEN-ROOM HOUSE. rs
west Broad street; bath, etc, sl4 per
month. J. e. Fulton & SON
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FOR RENT. LARGE HOUSE. 1903 COR
don street, west, near Whitaker, contain
ing eleven rooms and out-bulldng; $50 per
month. J. T.. Fulton & Son.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

8 CHARLTON STREET WEST, COR
ner Buii, one large front corner room for
rent; furnished
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FOR RENT, FLAT -FOUR CONNECT
ing rooms; water. sink; $40 per month to
parties without small children Apply aft
er p. m. 123 West Gordon.
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ROsSIGNOL & ADAMS WILL SELL
you on monthly payments any good lot
south of Anderson.
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FOR RENT. HOUSE, 215 NEW HOUs-
ton street, east containing six rooms
large yard; SIG per month. j. Il. Fulton &
Son.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS INVITE YOU
to come see them about your home; they
will suit you.
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ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS OFFER LOTS
Second, Third, Fourth. Fifth, Sixth. Sew
enth, Eighth, Ninth, beyond Anderson.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROSSIGNOL & ADAMS SAW HANNA
burst the suddy war bubble on Woodford;
secure your home.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

WAR AND ALL OTHER HAZARDS
provided for in clear statements in all
Penn Mutual Life policies. Policy hold
ers do not have to worry about their in
surance. See Julian Schley, general
agent hefare taking insurance
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

WANTED. PLAIN SEWING DONE
very neat and cheap, at PIP Taylor street,
west
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

HOLDERS OF PENN MUTUAL LIFE
policies are not required to get permits
sion to serve in the army or navy in time
of war. See Julian Schley, general agent,
if you wish the very best insurance Pol
icies of all kinds written, either cheap or
extensive.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

ROsSIGNOL & ADAMS SOLD DUR
ing the week five lots on monthly pay
ments, right in town.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FOR ODD JOBS OF STENOGRAPHY
and typewriting apply to Miss Lege. Room
6, Southern Express Company's Building.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

COTTON CLAIMS, PARTIES HAVING
claims against the United States govern
ment for cotton seized during the civil
war will find it to their interest to com
municate at once with James E. Sebring,
Room 10, Planters Hotel, Savannah Ga.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

PARLOR FLAT FOR RENT, WITH
privilege of bath. 413 Anderson street
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FOR RENT, ONE ENTIRE FLOOR.
consisting of three furnished rooms; suita-
bic for party of gentlemen or light house
keeping; new house; all modern improve
ments; convenient and pleasant location;
rent reasonable. Address +. O. Box 900.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

NICE LARGE ROOM FURNISHED
or unfurnished; terms moderate. 1l3
Jones, west
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THE PENN MUTUAL LIFE INsUR-
and Company does not wait for the emer-
gency to arise to provide for il. War and
all other hazards clearly and distinctly
provided for in every policy. See Julian
Schley, general agent.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-04-10

FREE SAMPLE BICYCLE TO
agents in each locality; exclusive terri
tory; guaranteed grades; $l5 up Baker
Safe Company. Chicago, ILL.,, Dept. 8.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1898-11-13
THE BEARS ARE CURIOUS.
They Climb Telegraph Poles in Maine and Bite Off the Insu-
 IatOFs.

The bears in northern Maine com bine great love for the crab apples which are grown in that region with ignorance of the appliances of mod ern civilization. When telegraph company started to put up poles in the woods between Ashland and Fort Kent the simple-minded bears began to sniff at the tall sticks with sus- pieion, evidently mistaking them for some new form of deadfall that was erected for the special purpose of kill ing bears.
 They stayed away from the camps of the workmen all the time the route was being surveyed and while the poles were going up, refusing 10 re- spond to the turing odors of scorched fat pork or burning molasses. But when the glass insulators were screwed to the long arms of the poles every bear in northern Aroostook came out to watch the progress of the work.
 Although the superintendent of the ioD pronounced the line completed and ready fof service month ago, the company has been unable to procure the transmission of messages through the long strip of woods above Ash iand.
 A double force of Iinemen is kept at work all the time. but in spite of their labors the insulators are pulled off and broken so often that no commu- nieatio can be kept up for three hours in succession. The company hired de- tectiyes and offered large rewards for the capture of the malicious men caught injuring the insulators. As this proved useless, the detectives finally went into the woods and found the whole line swarming with bears that climbed the poles and bit off the insulators faster than the linemen could renew them,
 The only way the telegraph men can account for this perverted taste on the part of the bears is that the an- imals believe the iaSui>tors are their favorite crab apples, and they have gone aloft and made actual proof. The telegraph lines will apparently Do abe to do 10 business until every bear in Aroostook county has thus satis. fed himself Augusta {Mrss Ia.rA~s
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1898-11-13

ally they are fine people, well grown and muscular. They are mild and traetable naturally, having had those virtues kicked into them as it were. They follow Mahomet, but breed no fanatics, and they are quite as moral as persons of equal social standing any where.
 A somewhat surprising thing about them is that they apparently exist upon nothing at all. Their diet'isre entirely vegetable. \ fellah's wardrobe would not furnish enough material for Jer- sev coast bathing suit.
 The houses are simple affairs of nn- burnt tbrick-mud huts practically-and the furniture is neither costly nor yet common. because there is none. The lives of these people have been so hard for centuries that they have few omusements. It is one of the saddest things imaginable that a race of hu-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1898-11-13

the people to work on private estates or public works without remuneration or regard for the starving family left unprovided for.
 This the English have of course abolished while reducing the interest on the public debt through the honest collection of taxes. Honest tax eoHec- tons were something quite as un- Egyptian as the European method of trousering, and honest judges were specimens quite as rare.
 There is going to be a great develop ment in the wealth of lower Egypt. A multitude of Englishmen will take ad- vantage of the opportunities there, hIt it is doubtful if Americans, except 3o haps a few stray adventurers, will Pst3e fortune there so long as the East and West Indies remain uneXploited : The felahin are mostly of Arab race, their blood being doubtless touched with that of the native at the time of the Mohammedan conquest. Physic-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1898-11-13

rocks and gravel. Here and there are small areas which can aggregate con siderable but comparatively insignifi- cant amount of land that can be irri gated.
 The great middle region, embraced in what is known as upper Egypt and the province of Dongola and the regions of Berber, can support only small popu- lation. When we reach Khartoum we come into the country of periodical but scant rain Tkis country could be proftably irrigated, but nothing has been done except by the childish sys- tenn of hand pumps along the banks of the Nile. The country known as the Delta of Senaar between the Blue Nile and the White is capable of bearing all the semitropieal products, and some day coffee, cotton and maize will flourish there.
 The other parts of this reclaimed country are not particularly inviting to the emigrant. The rainfall amounts to very few inches and even with most careful system of collection and storage the needs of large population could not be supplied unless water like Sir William Crookes' fertilizer comes to be made by electricity.
 As we go on south up the Nile we come under rain clouds until the rain fall gets to be abundant. The future of the country Of the White Nile in the region about Fashoda cannot yet be forecast. There and about the mouth of the Sobat river plenty of good land lies waiting the impregnation of the plow Only an industrious people is lacking to make the region garden. Savage and pagan negroes inhabit the country and civilization may go there rapidly or it may wait for a century. This country is fertile in malarfal levers as well as products more yalu- able commercially. and white men will have to be more crowded than they are at present before they go there.
 To the southward lies the region of great swamps, uninhabited for hun dreds of miles, which meets the coun- try that is the extreme upper Nile val ley called by the Arabs the Land of the River of the Mountains.
 Here we find considerable diversity of surface with beautiful mountains and valleys well timbered and well watered by riyulets. "A most attractive country to look at" says Col. Prout em- phatically.
 This is the country of the provinces of the equator which Gordon ruled for the khediye, being succeeded by Col. Prout The latter was followed by Emin Pasha, who had served under him.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1898-11-13
HUMOROUS,

"Alfred, dearest, there are burglars in the house," "Yes, I'll set eff the burglar alarm and make them think I'm coming in from downtown. De troit Journal.
 A Good Definition. Nillie-"Sa Say, pa, what's a cranky. Pa-"A crank, Wil- lie, is fellow who thinks he owns the only wheel that ever came down the pike. ."-Chicago Daily News.
 Tiny-'I wonder you can stand fel- tow with such bearish manners" Pussy-"They're his principal charm, dear. Just imagine what 1t is to be hugged by him. Ally sloper.
 Teacher-'Miss Street, can you tell me what is most peculiar in the hatch ing of the cuekoo?" Miss Street (doubtfully)-"It generally builds it's nest in q clock. ."-Jeweler's Weekly.
 Old Gentleman-"L Little boy, l am grieyed to see you smoking a cig- arette!" Street Boy-.Nhat do you mean? Yer don't s'pese a young gent wi my allowance can sport meer- schaum, do yer ?"-Answers.
 Hanson-"Did you hear about Stew art? He is suffering from a broken jaw" Billbury-"That's what football comes to-" Hanson-"But it wasn't football. It was golf. A tangle with a dialect, you know. ."-Boston Tran script.
 ''Old Miss Sere saw man nuder her bed last night Good gracious! What did she say?" 'sShe told him to look out for the clustering. He was carrying the bed downstairs on his head. You see, she moved yesterday" Cleveland PlainDealer.
 Sunday School Teacher-"Why, Wil- lie Wilson! Fighting again? Didn't last Sundays lesson teach that when you are struck on one cheek you ought to turn the other to the striker?' Willie-"Yes'm but he hit me on the nose an I've only got one. Fun.