The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1898-11-11
JUST A SORT OF SALAD.
Some Casual Personages, Things and Themes that
Serve Anon fof Piquant Entremet.

JET few days remain us Americans assemble
people, under the gue Of giving thanks discuss the
sacrifice Of the urkeyor words that
According formal procamations called
turkey This ancient brdancent in his origin
ancient many times at his formerly
had his Turkey whence he derived the
reality the turkey American born and attained his high
civilization through evolution cookery
his evolution have today the omnvorous and epusye
buzzad damnn that he that the agile
ape behold the reflected activities of
ancestry From such mpuaon the turkey this particular
epoch his high mhnes would Of shrink And do
the thought that their early progntors
throwing monkeys Both assertions though think
the yoube in repudang his insignificant origin The
turkey has also advantage in rapid development It takes many
generation to get grain On the other hand sec
led barnyard egg few months back today awaits It's bddance
the highest Office at Thanksgiving roasturkey feast
course we are conscious the solemny this recurrence
and ofthe need that the turkey shall
be annually decimated in order encourage continuance of
his evolution Nowhere else in the world he well known
well deyoured In this country we give him yearly ee day. fixed
day which the American and
sinner alike millionaire and the mendcant sit gurae the
and banquet together The poor and the the
dumb blind the oucast and panpea conditions Of
humanity indeed remembered and refreshed this date the
refrain of the fare bill being turkey though the decoration
may gamut from oyster stung to cranberry jelly The
sole instances prlvaon THANKSGIVING lie with the man whose
turkey had overnight and with the thief who had drop
fight And the national bird itselnatona the
eagle which, the way of variety OF the
nva crisis The prescrpe date devised to
conform magnitude and magnifcence At
preparatory stage he nsncve thrills and fills under food
full that he to die martyr rather than
as victmteray go down. epicuean offering and
hetic Precipitation the gustatory civilization the
UNIQUE people truly those componens and marked
into two classes each small and both together barely visible
~ to unasssed human vision YET all know these very
unique atoms do walk the ea for their eet and they
rspie for smell their breath But cannot err
and the other cannot deren from error
anothes II these people did not occupy aeetaousy
tacuar if nntesma zenith somewhere the commu
moths uer the candle flame and owls
hover about the would know the beauty
o their beafc that is know Of these through
dence ones eyes just contemplate fellow
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or other ballot any other printed commodity and likewise
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lenses render impossible for him not detect should
other humanity and helpesy commit such inadvence
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on presses doughnuts and skulls and where the inspired
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body connected with the den had brans
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and suspcousness beyond whose little halo lies nothing pure
honorable Unlike the other this without eyes,
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official election ballots these divided into original groups
into fofve divisions the into five divisions each
and the five again into That made 10000 press products
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base mathematics In Of the forms of ballots F
the province of the letter dstorng the word "F The
promptly overaken and ced and posed that
small proportion of prints had been entirely withheld
distribution but them through nadvertence
through innocence of their Importance delivered with the
rect ballots OF the keen eyed voter quickly fell upon
bunde truly storm about it