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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
+ co IL i JESTER {:

70 PractdCsl Joke TIat WIN Son ,nsrr
Played - Co. ina1 VOLS
Amelia Wofford tells of The Corrt
fosters Of #England, g IN st. Nicholas.
! The following i related 81 King Henry
Wis Jester
Sommers, like Slogan, liked q p1rae-
tical joke, and one that he played on
Cardinal Wolsey is thus quantity told
BY Armin
OF q time pointed the king dined
st Windsor, in the chapel yard at Car
dinal w lsey' 3 at the same time when
he was building that admirable work
Of his tombe, at whose gate stood a
number of poore people, to be served
with aims when dinner was done with
81, and as Will passed By they saluted
him, taking him for q worthy person
age, which pleased him. IN he comes,
and finding the king at dinner and the
cardinan by attending, to disgrace him
that he never loved, Harry, sayes hee,5
lend me go. What to doe? safes the
king. To pay three or foure Of the car
dinall's creditors, quoth hee, to whom
my word is past, and they now come
for the money. That thou shalt, WILL
quoth hee. Creditors Of mine? sales the
cardinal. lie give your grace my head
sc any man can justly aske me a penny.
No, safes Will. Lend me SO. If / pay
it not where thou owest it, He give thee
$40 for it. Doe SO, sales the king. That
will, my liege, sales thee CARDINAL,
though owe none. With that he lends
Will e10. Will goes to the gate, dis
tributes it to the poore and brought the
empty bag. There is thy bag againe,.
safes bee. Thy creditors are satisfied,
and my word out Of danger. Who re-
ceived, sales the king, the brewer or
the baker? Neyther, Harry, sales Will
Sommers. But, CARDINAL, answer me in
one thing, to whom dost thou owe thy
soule? To God, quoth hee. To whom
thy wealth? To the poore, sales hee.
Take thy forfeit, Harry, sales the foole.
Open confession, open pennance His
head is thine, for to the poore at the
gate I paid his debt, which hee yields
is due, or if thy stony heart will not
yield it SO, save thy head by denying
thy word and lend it NEE. Thou know
est am poore and have neyther wealth
nor wit, and what thou lendest to the
poore God will pay thee tenfold. 7 >
The king Taught at the jest, and SO did
the CARDINAL for a shew, but it grieved
him to jest away $40 so. Il
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
PARIS rs EXCITED E! j II
Many Thousands Escort Editor
Rochefort to Prison.
CRIES OF "VIVE LA COMMUNE
Public Feeling Such That Zola's Con
viction Is Considered q Fore
gone Conclusion.
CRIES OF "VIVE LA COMMUNE"

PARIS, Feb. 22.-Thousands of PEG.
pie assem- bled during the afternoon in
front Sof the St. Pelagie prison. well
known as a prison for offending jour-
nalists. to greet Henri Rochefort, editor
of The Intransigeant, on entering to
serve a sentence Of five days. imprison-
ment for ibeling Jose Reinach, Con-
sentative deputy for the district of
Digne and editor of The Republique
Franchise. Troops were called out
to prevent disorder and we're received
with cries of 'tVive l'armee.'' It
was o'clock before M. Rochefort ar
rived. The crowd focked around his
carriage, shouting "Vive Rochefort''
and Vive la commune" the police be-
ing powerless ITO restrain them. M.
Rochefort alighted, waving his hand
kerchief, and, escorted by the people,
walked to the prison gates.
1t is variously estimated that from
10000 and $4,000 people took part in
the demonstration. This suffices tc
show that public feeling is unchanged.
The mob finally dispersed amid shouts
Of '*Death to the Jews and icon,
spuez Zola.'' .~.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
IN ARGEu LYNlPI GLANDS,


What the Lumps Mean and How They
should ~ Treated.
(. What are these Jumps in my baby's
neck?'' is 8 question often asked the
doctor. 81
Lumps, or kernels as they are often
called; because they feel like grains or
seeds under the examining fingers, are
lymph bodies, or glands.
The system Of lymph glands and
tubes covers the entire body. # it were
exposed to view, it would have the APP
pearance Of meshwork. Lymph ducts
lead from the skin, from the mucous
membrane, and from bone to lymph
bodies which are further connected
with one another by the same means.
At any point where there is an in
fammation, sore, q breaking Of the
skin or mucous surface, there will be
found open mouths Of lymph ducts into
which waste matter is liable to enter.
This waste matter sets up an irritation
and an enlargemento of theslymph bod
les to which it finds its way. It will
now be easily understood how such an
enlargement or inflammation of the
lymph bodies always points to state
Of inflammation at some point, perhaps
at considerable distance from the
Jumps themselves. Thus felon on the
finger causes enlarged glands to appear
In the armpit. sz B
7 Lumps in the neck may sometimes be
plainly traced to eczema Of the scalp.
Sometimes the mouth is the seat Of the
trouble. Large and infamed tonsils may
be present, or the teeth may be decaying
=, When the ear is the seat of an alb
scess, either before or during the course
Of a purulent discharge enlarged glands
are common. j.. .sss
E. Enlarged lymph bodies just behind
the angle Of the jaw are sometimes sig
nificant Of catarrh of the nose and the
adjacent portion of the throat.
The existence Of enlarged lymph bod
les for few days, or sometimes for q
longer interval, cannot be said to be in
itself dangerous. The case is different
when Jumps exist for several weeks OF
longer. They become changed in char
acter after this time and begin to break
down and form purulent matter. This
stage, too, is more difficult to cure, az
surrounding tissue may become affected
The skin over the! glands is involved
and becomes part Of the large, soft, red
or purplish swelling, now called an alb.
scess, which either breaks or is lanced
by the surgeon. e. 4. 5<ss
These engagements may become in.
vaded by the tubercle bacilli, from
which consumption Of the lungs or a
general consumption may develop.
During the course of an infectious
disease when the glands in the neck
sometimes become enlarged, the care Of
the throat must not be neglected. The
use of an antiseptic solution on the
affected parts will often produce an i'm
mediate good result. Youth's Com
panion. 10 . = *
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
MINNEAPOLIS, NEW ULM SOUTH
WESTERN RAILROAD.

MlNNEAPOLlS,N NEW ULM u SOUTH
WESTERN RAILROAD.
Departure of Trains. +. h
No. Is St. Paul, Mpls Pass 80 A. NJ.
No. 20 St. Paul, Mpls Pass IL 10 A. M.
No. SO Winthrop Acc'dation 4 100 P. M.
Arrival of Trains. A: ri
No. 81 Winthrop Acc'dation 7:15 A. NJ.
Nc. 80 st. Paul, Mpls Pass 2:2O P. M.
No. Is St. Paul, Mpls Pass $3.50 P. M,
All Daily Except Sunday.
No. Is arrives Mpls 9:47 A. NJ. St Paul
10 80 A. M.
No. 16 leaves St. Paul 5 100 P. NJ. Mpls.
5:33 P. NJ -
No change of cars between New Tim,
st. Paul & Mpls.
Close connections for Chicago Mil
waukee and all points East.
For full particulars apply to
JOHN RYCZEK, Agent.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
TRANsvAAL< DEFENsEs.

Great Military Activity Shown at Joban.
@v@s% nesburg.
LONDON, Feb. a.. The Capetown
correspondent Of The Daily Mail says;
The Transvaal government is mount
ing guns at Johannesburg and convey.
ing Maxims, shells, rifles and cartridges
to that point in an offensive and osten-
tatious manner. During the last week
eight truck loads Of war material were
paraded through the streets Of Johan.
nesburg and carried, under escort Of an
artillery detachment, to the fort on the
hill outside the town ne
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
About Lightning Rods.

Rods, although they may not entirely
protect building, may preserve it from
being seriously damaged. The Jefferson
physical laboratory of Harvard univer-
sity is protected in the following man
ner: Each Of the chimneys is provided
with rods which are connected with
conductors running along the caves
From the corners o1Dthe roof conductors
are led to the ground and are connected
underground with conductor which
entirely surrounds the building and
which is connected to a permanent wa
ter supply at least ten feet below the
surface Of the ground. Iron pipes are
driven to reach this water supply. This
is as near an approach to cage as cir
cumstances would permit. .
A trolley car has a lightning rod in
it's trolley, which is connected through
it's motor with the rails and the ground
It is not beyond posi- bi1ity, however,
that discharge descending the trolley
arm should refuse to go through the mo.
tor and should seek quicker oscillating
path through the Car. This is not likely
to happen, often, for the network of the
trolley wire and the telegraph lines Of a
town or city, together with the electric
light wires, separate and divert into
many channels the electrical disturb.
ance The great increase Of wires in ou1
cities serves to protect from great dam.
age BY lightning, for many paths are
offered to the discharges, which are
thus broken up into more or less harm.
less sparks Professor John Trowbridge
in Chautauquan IA zss
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
! Papa Il Excused. .

Here is the latest of an enfant terrible
who lords it eyer the home Of q politi-
clan ID this city, says the Toledo Blade:
The minister came to the house the 9th
zer day and the kid entertained him for
short time. .s3ss s;ssa
say, I'm awful 'ffraid of thedark.'' 8
was his first remark
Q u should not Be. 8 lmonished the
visitor, for God takes care of you ev-
erywhere. 9
81 know i. and say my prayers
every night, but pop he don have to,
sas sha don't get home III most morn
1n0.s
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
Poison Ivy.

: 7 "a
Just what it is that induces poison
ivy to play its injurious pranks on some
people at some times and not at others
is still . profound mystery. One thing
is certain-the number Of people
susceptible to the poisoning influence
must be extremely few, from the fact
that in the vicinity Of Philadelphia the
highways and byways are overrnn with
the plant to an enormous extent It is
frequently impossible for people to 60
by without brushing against it, and II
it is the vapor or some emulation from
the plant which causes the trouble thou
sands Of persons must be under the IN:
fuence to- every one who suffers from
it. The writer Of this paragraph knows
Of q tract Of land on which the plant
grows profusely and on which many
! scores Of laborers are employed These
laborers are frequently set TO wedding
and pullingsout the plant by the naked
. hand, and, so far as the writer knows
none Of these men was ever poisoned ~
it. The cattle eat It greedily whenever
they get an opportunity f seems to
have no injurious influence on them -.
Meehan' IS MONTH";
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
To SURVEY the Yukon.

New YORK, Feb. 22.A steamer for
the United States government to be
used in the surveying Of the Yukon
river has been contracted for by Sea-
bury g 90. and the Gas Engine com.
pany Of Morris Heights. The vessel will
be Is feet long,, Is feet beam and 3 feet
6 inches draught. Will 4 81
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
zoLA's convection SURE

Public Feeling So Overwhelming Any
Other Result Is Impossible.
PARIS, Feb. 22.-The trial of Emile
lola and the publisher of The Aurore
is regarded as practically ended, and
M. Zola's conviction is looked upon as
foregone conclusion. Public feeling
against the Jews is SO overwhelming
that any other result is almost impos.
sible. - 8" - -. .-..-- -...--
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
Postmaster burned To Death.

MANAaHA, MINI. Feb. % The post
Office and store at Runeberg, six miles
west of here, was burned during the
night. Postmaster Olaf Karlunen, who
alept in the bui' ding, was consumed,
together with his faithful dog There
Is no evidence of foul play. and the
fire is thought to be the result OF an
9ncci ont # 3ss1S
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
DON'T. TALK OF. YOUR ILLS.
People Are More Interested In the Pleas
i. e. IL : ant Side of Life. @

People Are More Interested In the Pleas
ant Side of Life.
Every one Of us has his and her
own ailments, = writes Edward w. Box
in The Ladies' Home Journal, decrying
the unpleasant habit many people have
Of discussing their bodily ills 1t is
enough for us all to keep we'll ourselves.
To be compelled to listen to the all
ments of others does not make that task
any easier. Besides all this, these I'M
necessary narratives Of personal all
ments are positively injurious to our
selves. Physicians all agree that many
of the. slight illnesses, of which some
people make SO much, could be cured if
they would but take their minds from
themselves. Too many people work
themselves into illnesses or prevent
themselves from getting we'll by talking
about a petty ailment which, if forgot
ten, would right itself. ID 5.s s ..:s ss.. i
II will not say that women, more
than men, are prone to this evil, but
as the majority Of women have more
leisure than the majority Of men they
are more likely to let their minds dwell
upon every little i'll that assails them
and talk about it. It seems to me that
one Of the most important lessons we
can all learn with the close Of the year
is to refrain from inflicting upon others
what is purely personal to ourselves
Let us cease this tiresome, this incon-
siderate, this unnecessary talk about our
ailments. Cold and hard as it may
SEEM the fact is nevertheless true, and
will ever remain SO, that the vast ma
jority Of people are interested in what
is pleasant in our lives, bnt not in what
is unpleasant. Pains and sorrows are
elements in our lives which are sacred
and interesting only to ourselves. :"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
well Knovvn Composer D.ad.

CHcAGo. Feb ~ %. O Vincent,
widely known u the South and West.
pc composer and ducer s. eantatas1
and amateur operas, died during the
day ct the Chicago hospital & IS.
Is thought Vincent ended his life BY
swallowing : dose % morphine. &,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23

ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys.
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro.
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, it's
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known. "a 4&
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50
cent bottles by all leading drug:
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute. " ~ .@--
CALIFORNIA FIG syrup CO.
SAW FRANCISCO. CAL.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
lEpKlish N J.pan

Sss#sss5 EpKlisll IN sJapan.
Here are some attempts at English to
! 30 seen On the as nboards ii tho streets
Of Tokyo:
Wine. beer and other medicines e 81
shop the kind q umbrella. para
1ol or stuck " 4 &
The shop tor the iiture g the
several conn lee. B
S Prices no increasesor diminis I, sI
u kinds of snip riior snndlies kept
5 here I.s
s Skin maker and ssll q . s.
teau shop London Tit
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23
Protect Yourselves

( EE4
INSURE WITH THE
FRANKLIN Benefit ASSOCIATION,
OF DULUTH, MINI.
Commenced business July 3lst 1895
OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS.
S. fFf: s5ss $s:ss
s S.; SIS
December 81 1896 sss 1900
December ais ls sls 1896, 24ss 5isssS
May 1st, 1897, 652582
Claims eandu unpaid, none.
OUR ORDINARY COMBINATION" POLICY.
(PA1Na ACCIDENT INDEANrrY)
ordinary Policy l.
Bankers Merchants Commercial Travellers Lawyers Editors
COST
$4,000 Death s accident mt saa ! oa, disability not
both Weekly Indemnity e
5000 Loss Eyes after months.
q i s iaes benefit after years
Loss LEFT 200 benefit after s year,
5 Is Weekly indemnity (seeidsnt) .
SPECIAL FHa rJkns OF THIS PoIIcY
ssss % sS, Il while ss sss
3 q ss @ 20 e: I s IL q
s. &C.: CO.: * e ::I:
',es.iea.
1ss e equity teehneuses
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hs rs = 8 n ora1
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-02-23

$4,000 Death from accident.
5000 Loss of hand and foot. s.ss
5000 Loss of both hands.
{, 900 Loss Of both feet.
900 Loss of both eyes.
$500 Permanent total disability.
IS 1000 Loss of either foot. 81.
$500 Loss of right hand.
$50 Loss of left hand.
SIS 625 Loss of one eye.
% Weekly indemnity (accident)
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1898-05-16
C y NJ. ExcmrsIons.

On May 10th and nth the c. & M.
will sell excursion tickets to Coun bus,
o., at one fare for the round trip ac-
count of Prohibition State Convention
of Ohio. Tickets good returning to
and including May 10Th, 1895.
On May 23i and 2+th the c. ~ NJ.
will sell excursion tickets to Dayton,
o., at cue fare for the round trip ac-
count X. of =, Grand Lo0ge OF Ohio.
ricAets good returning TO and includ-
ing May 26th.
On May gath and 25th the G, & NJ.
will sell excursion ticNsts To Co,um bus,
O., al one +are for the round "trip ac-
count conventions of Peoples Party,
Liberal Party and Silver Republicans.
Tickets, good returning TO and inc.ud-
May 2Gth, 1898
On May 2Gth, ~ and 2sth, the c. &
NJ. will sell excursion tickets to New
Carlisle, o., Ut one fare for the round
trip account Annual Conference Old
German Baptist Church Tickets good
returning within 30 days exclusive oi
date Of sale.
On May 10th to 21st inclusive the c.
& NJ. will sell excursion tickets tc
| Warsaw, lad, at one fare for The rounc
trip account General Assembly Pres
byterian Church of the United States
Tickets good returning to and includ
ing June 8.
For tickets. routes and time of train!
call on c. & M. ticket agents.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1898-05-16
ELECIROCUTED.


CoLUMBUs o., Nay 14.-Frank Early,
the Cincinnati wife murderer, was cleo
trocutcd in the annex of the ONO PEN
itentiary at 1918 saturday morning,
The eIectrocution was not as success
full as previous ones. Six applications
of the current were required and seven
minutes elapsed before life was finally
pronounced extinct. After the third
application Of the current Early was
pronounced dead, but groan and a
convulsion o: the body showed there
was still life. A second groan was
emitted by Early before lie was finally
pronounced dead.
Early was mulatto about thirty
years of age. On October 10, 1897, he
shot and killed his wife, from whom
he had been separated six years. He
also shot his mistress at the same time,
but She recovered,
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1898-05-16

The interest in our offerings is in
creasing every week. More people are
attracted by the Great Bargains we
give. This has been great season 1or
selling Wall Paper. Our force OF three
has been augmented to six and some
times more, and then some people
could not get waited on. One car loau
20. 900 bolts of Special Bargains now on
sale. Our Carpet Department has oeen
over run with purchasers. Our force
here had to be increased. The de-
mand now is greater than ever before
We are selling at near the old prices,
commencing at 12Hc for hemp; ioc SVc
and 25c yard for Cottage ana Ioc 70
55c yd for cotton, cotton and wool ana
all wool carpets. We have Just recel',
ed 90 rolls of Velvets, Administer ana
good Brussels, going at soc, o9c' ooc 70
Csc ward. Great values. Our assort-
ment of Rugs is very pretty, and we
consider them cheaper at the, trlces
asked than the factories are selling at.
Our Lace Curtains have been a great
factor in the spring trade. Many hun
dreds of pairs to choose from we
have them at 7Sc, soc and up; pair Tor
s1.25, 81 so, S1.9S to s5. We offer long
and wide and fine quality OF curtains
The prices for the quality are excep-
tionally low.
This is the Best Bargain of the day
No advance yet but is coming, we
could make long talk about SEWING
MACHINES. We can prove to you Il
you will call and see us that we Will
give you the best Bargain in Ma,
chine offered anywhere. Our stock Of
Wheeler & Wilson Machines is full
and the best machine on the market
today We mean their New No. 9-the
easiest operated, lightest running and
noiseless, and at our prices, positively
the Cheapest Sewing Machine in the
u S Call and see it. Prices S25, S2s
and SS3.
We have lot of pretty Jardinieres
at 10c each.
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1898-05-16
Shopping ! !!
N, ], eWs
Al IA, Wide Awake v,'h'DaI' HasiAhg :
HutChiSOn'S
BARGAIN STORE

AT THE DRESS GOODS COUNTER
We have made great improvements in
the disolaying Of these goods,-brlgbt
and well-posted salespeople at your
service who are not afraid to show you
Goods. We ask look at our offerings
here. 1t will pay you in time Wen
spent and money well invested ana
our yuaran ntee of satisfaction
40 STYLES of fine weave and prettily
nrinted Organdy Lawns. Our price
onlv 1Oc a yard. We know you will
saw thew are a bargain. Our line OF
white goods for dresses, swiss, mule
in fine numbers at zoe, 25c, 35c and 40c
a ward. Silks for waists at 25c, 4Sc o5c
and 75c ward. Some pretty and mob
nv goods in our lines at these prices
We cannot mention only one or TWO
articles in each department.
Our Notion stock is large-full OF
useful and pretty goods, and we assure
vou the prices are Lower than else
where.
In RIBBONS and LACES we lead IN
values. Our prices are lower thau any
com mpetition. Our facilities for buying
these goods are better than orolnaiGyi,
and we give you the benefits. cail
to see our offerings will be appreciated
We have received large stock OF
Mems. Boys and Children's Straw braid
and Duck Hats for summer wear. We
can save you money on these goods
A large stock of new Spring Clothing
opened for your ins pection. This stock
is on our second floor, reached by
stairway and elevator, and the display
of stock is equal to any in the city and
guarantee prices better.
Hundreds of Bargains which must be
seen to be appreciated, come and &c
every week that we do not mention.
Our Queeusware, Hardware, Glass
ware, Cutlery. Grocery and Confec'
tionery Departments all full OF Bar
gains. Come and see them at
Marietta daily leader. (Marietta, Ohio) 1895-1906, 1898-05-16
PlasIrr Frnm Wood Pulp.

WARREN, O., May IA company
was formed Friday for the manufac-
ture of plaster from wood pulp John
c. Pugh was elected president; Will
liam Coate, vice president. and Ii. S.
Pew, secretary and treasurer. A
plant will be built in Warren. Toledo
and Lima men are interested with
Warren men in the industry.
Woman Offers TO seIL Her Twins.
WASHINGTON, May IA woman OF
New York says her twin babies will be
of good omen to the United States in
this war if Secretary Long will buy
them and place one aboard the Iowa
and the other on the New York Sec
retary. Long has declined.
War Between England and France Prophe.
sled.
NEW YORK, May IA. "A London cable
says member Of the English govern
ment has prophesied war between
Great, Britain and France.