The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-08-06
NEVADA.

SPORTSMAN iWnO Hdo Ju'N 'HNN
duck)-I think he'll come down, Dun
car. Duncan-Ay, sir, he'll come down
when he's hungry.-Punch.
He-Twenty-ive dollars for a hat! 1t
is perfectly ridiculousl She-l know 1t
Is. but you said that was all you could
afford.-Cincinnatl Enquirer.
why do you recognize that old dun
err by their fruits We shall know
them" "Eh?' "He has a daughter
who's a peach."-Detroit Journal.
HeLThe worst of bicycling Is that II
brings one In contact with all kinds OF
people. She thinking of her brulses)
1t certainly does! Especially the first
week or so.
Brown-What would you do IL some
one should leave You n hundred thou
sand dollars2 Jones-I suppose I'd be-
gin to realize how little a hundred thou
sand really is.-Truth.
Did Miss Favilla seem pleased when
you asked her to go to the theaterT'
PLEASED! She wanted to keep the tick
cts for fear something might happen
to me."-Chieago Record.
do you think there will be any poets
In the next world?' asked the assistant
editor. "Where else do you suppose
they've all gone tor exclaimed the
edltor.-Yonkers Statesman.
A woman's first instinct when the
ho,,aa haa haap hrol,au into Ia, hur
glars Is to try to convince her husband
that the robbers took some of the
canned fruit.-New York Press.
Uncle-I don't know about lending
you any more money. When lent you
money two months ago, you said you
only wanted 1t for a little while.
Nephew-Well, l didn't keep it long.
I'VE sit up very late every night to
read" do you belong to 50 many
clubs?' mo; but If we didn't read
nearly all night we couldn't answer
Bobby's questions.'-Chicago Record.
Hax-I see a new town In North Da-
kota is called Leisure" Jax-What's
the idea Of that? Hax-The town is
making a bid for the patronage of the
people who marry In haste.-Philadel-
phia Record.
Mrs. Strucket affects the antique In
her house decorations" Yes. she
told me the other day she was heart
broken because she couldn't get the
shades of her ancestors for her parlor
windows."-Truth.
And you wouldn't begin a journey
on FridayT' you bet | wouldn't" II
can't understand how you can have any
faith in such a silly superstition" mo
superstition about it~-Saturday's pay
day."-Chicago Journal.
Literary edltor-What a vivid ac-
count is given In QUO yadls' of the
burning of Rome. Fire edltor-Yes, but
It's Incomplete; there isn't n word
about the loss of the insurance com
panies.-Chicago Tribune.
'Can l change here for BrlstolY' said
the old lady for the fifteenth time on
the journey to the guard. you can II
you like, ma'am," said the official,
cheerily, but you'd better not IL you
want TO get there."-Tit-Bits
Bacon-I was down to see Nailor to-
lay. Egbert-How is he getting along?
appeared to be making
money fast. Egbert-You don't say so.
.acon-Yes; he was mailing a quarter
o the counter.-Yonkers Statesman.
why do you insist upon taking your
wife out for such long walks In this
-ough weather." The doctor has told
Ter that she must be very careful not
o talk when she Is out in the cold air"
Say, who is your doctor T'-Cleveland
.eader.
You seem to be going home in a very
.heerful manner for a man who has
out all night" Yes. You see, my
wife is an amateur e~locutlonist, and
he's saving her voice for an entertain
nent o-morrow Northumberland
Plain Dealer.
Hunston-I'd like to go shooting to-
II l could only get a dog that
yas well trained. Ethel-0h, I'll let
ou take Dottie, then. She car stand
N her head, and shake hands, and play
cad, and say her prayers, and do lots
( things!-Puck.
Watts-There Is no such thing as tell
10 the quality of whisky that you
ste these days, Is there? Lushforth-
10. The only test Is the feel. Watts
he feel? Lushforth-Yes. And you
ave to wait till next morning for shat.
indianapolis Journal.
walker-I'm inclined to think that
10 curfew law, keeping children of
IA streets after 0 o'clock Is a good
Wheeler-It doesn't make any
Iffereuce to me. | W hurt myself
amount TO anything running over
oe of acknowledgements Journal.
A small landed proprietor was taking
drive with his daughter and his In
son-in-law for the purpose Of
,owinp the latter round the estate.
he coachman drove at a smart pace.
Iohn." whispered his master IN his
r. don't drive SO fast; the estate VIII
ok so small"
Afaeistrate-You say the officer ar
stad YOU while you were quietly
your own business? Prisoner
Yes. your Worship. Magistrate
m were quietly attending to your
business, making no noise or dis
OF any kind? Prisoner-None
nateyer. sir. Maglstrate-lt seems