Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21
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He#tam willing fn a1m.t fhaf 3nl Wraue She Al. but you must adHlt taat Wns right!
 "i hutr t..u told tHat thc best goo elety ls very stupid.7 sbh. | ean.t t-s ueye lt ls so gtod as that Detfo.f Journal
 lInstcss-l hope you found fhe bed comfortable. Mir Jenkins. Jenkins Excellent ma'um. nearly fell asleel ln it.-Tid Bits.
 "Wns he secretary or treasurer of n, company ?" Well they supposed he WIS only secretary uutll after he had goue."-Chieago Journal
 The attorney-You M you could nOi believe this person on oathf The wit ncss-No. sir; 0l never hcard the ladJ swear in me lolfe. slr.
 First Burglar-Any luck lately? Sec oud Burglar-No. Worked all nlghl on n safe, and when l got It blowet open 1t was folding bed.
 The Judge-Hhat made you 80 cer tain that you had the right of way The driver-Sure, an my wagon WIS tht heaviest. yer honor.-IIfc.
 Mrs. straight-AIy daughter has beer very carefully brought up. Col Blunt But notwithstanding. madam, I fine her very interesting companion
 IIendry-So you take stock in that ynrn1 Why, I wouldn't believe that story if told 1t myself. Cowgage- Well, In that case, neither would 1.
 Deacon Welhxt-I kin read youi thoughts Mss Nancy. Mss Nancy tcoylyEThen what makes you set SC far away, acon?-New York World
 There are two ways of making Maltese cross, you know said he to Red Cross girl ''I know only one,T she returned. Well the other is to step on hls ta1L'-7Judge
 When my wife gets a cold can cure It tn day. What do you give her?' Nothing; simply say that If she Is well by night 1 will take her to the the ater. ."-I5t- -BitS 4.,.s.:s;:', .ss 'f'.. -s'-.l
 Inoctor, who WAS that man that screeched and howied so loud wher you were pulling bis toothY' That was Q Christian Science friend oi mine a"-Chtcago Tribune.
 "AinAt I a utie bow-leSgedT' P asKed the dubious young man "Bow-legged." said bis tailor. -The Ideal Your lower limbs, sir, are absolutely without par anel. el.'-IndIanapolis Journal.
 He-Tsn't it disagreeable feature or golf, losing the ball so often? She Oh. no; that's the only way George and could get out of hearing of the cad die for an instant.-Yonkers Statesman
 There's no coal, num-" said Bridget -and the fires are going out" No coal Why didn't you tell ne beforeT7 couldn't tell you there was no coal mum, when there was coal" answered Bridget
 Dear me, that was terrible! Man fell overheard in midocean the other day, and never was Seen againt' said Hicks. "Dr6wnedY' asked Mrs Hicks '"Oh. no. of course not. Spratned his ankle, probablye' said Hicks.-Harlem Life.
 Every rlan has his vice" said Ten, spot to Tt nterhook, who was fond of offering rnsought counsel to his ae quaintances. What Is my vice, prayf" asked Tenterhook Advice" replied Tenspot, unhesitatingly.-Detr Free Press.
 "I suppose that there are many prob hems which polar explorers seek to solve said the unscientifc man Yes" replied the intrepid traveller, n great many" What Is the most important onef" +Getting back. Star.
 Delfa-Professor Monograph is visit ing you, understand Doesn't he find the sights and sounds of the city oddi Amelia-Not at all. Some berry ped dlers passed the house to-day crying their wares, md the dear old man ask ed me what college they belonged to- Puck.
 My wife" said the taIl, lantern jaw ed man, ''is as womanly woman as you could find. but she can hammer nails like lightning "Wonderfulm sang the chorus. Lightning the tall lantern tawed man continued, seldom strikes twice In the same place."-Cin cinnad Enquirer.
 "What did you do with that letter that was on my tableT' asked Gus De Smith of the colored boy who cleans up his room 'sI tllck tt to tha po,st,