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The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
Summos for Publication.

t., the superior Court OF Kititas county state
OF Washington. 80.
~ Hs"j. /. ws' Is Assignee Plaintiff
robn G. Eaton and Harriet I..Faton, his wife;
John A. rhoudy and Mary +. shoudy, his vile;
Dexter ,houdy and Hattie y. shoudy, ms We
cutors OF the estate of l.. L. Grimes. deceased;
John /. Farwell. Trustee; b. F. Briggs ana kath-
arinn Murray, Defendants.
The state OF Washington
To tho said John c. Eaton and Harriet l.. atom
his wife and John /. Farwell, Trustee, DEFEND
ants:
Yon, and each OF you, are hereby summoned
toappear within sixty days a1ter tne mrs, publ.
carton of this summons. to-wit: within Sixty
DAYS inter the Sth day of April A. ID 1873 ana
defend the above entitled action III the above
entitled court, and answer inc colnpialnt u
plaintiff and serve II copy OF your answer upon
In" Undersigned attorneys for plaintiff ut their
office below named, aud i'll case OF your lallule
so 10 do Judgment will be rendered against you
accnr.ling to the demand of the complaint,
which has been filed with the CLERK OF sald court
The object OF this action is to obtain Judg,
ment against the defendants Jonh I. EATON IN
Harriet h. Eaton, his wife, fo the sum OF fze- !:
Of with interest thereon from the LIST day OF
April A. y. 1888 at II per GEM per annln anu i
for the further sum OF S2O0 attorneys ices: anu
for plaintiffs cost OF suit, and that SAID Judg'
mcnt be declared lien upon certain premises
in the county of Kittitas. state OF ashington'
moltgaeed BIZ John c. Eaton ana harriet l.. Ia,
ton his wife on or about the 5tn Jay o. Apili
4 d. lssS and on or about the I'd day OF febrna,
nv 4. d. 1859 to J. :. Bull, and OF which said
mortgages and OF the notes thereby secured
mlainfitiis now the owner and holder, and
which said mortgages are now OF record III tne
Office OF the county auditor OF kittltaS COUNTY,
state OF Washington. in Book "B' Of Mortgages
a t" page 3o2, and in Book 40" OF Mortgages at
page 1j2 OF the Mortgage ccords OF saia county
and to obtain decree forcslosing sala NOR,
CAGES as TO all OF the defendants herein nance,
and ali persons claiming in through or by
them, or either of them, and for he sale Oh tne
premises m9rtgaged, to..wit: The SOUTHWEST
/; of section g. in township II, north OF range
IL, east OF Willamette Meridian, containing one
hundred and sixty acres, or so lnuch thereol as
may be necessary to pay said Judgment interest
attorneys fees, costs and disbursements.
H. j. SNlvELY AND FRED MILLER,
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
20. Address, Elensburg, kittitas County
WASHINGTON
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22

Newspaper subscriptions are in
fallible tests of mems honesty.
They will sooner or later discover
the man. If he is dishonest he will
attempt to cheat the printer some
way; says he has paid the printer
which he has not; declares he has
a receipt somewhere or sent money
and it was lost in the mail, or will
take the paper and not pay for it
on the ground that he did not sub
scribe for it, or moved off leaving
it to come to the office he left.
Thousands OF protested Christians
are dishonest in this particular at
least, and the printers book will
tell some fearful tales in the final
judgment.-Ex.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
Deafness Cannot BE Cured.

Bv local applications as they caunot reach
the diseased portion of the ear There Is
only one way to cure deafness, and that Is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an inflamcd condition OF the 1nu-
dns lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is inflamed you have rubbing
sound OF imperfet. hearing, and when it Is
entirely closed, deafness is the result. and
unless the inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever, nine cases
out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is
nothing but an intlamed condition of the
mucus surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of deafness (causen by catarrh)
that cannot be cnred by HalPs Catarrh.
Send for circulars; free.
F, j. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, Q.
Sold by druggists, I5c.
HALLS Family Pills are the best.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
MiSinfOrmed.

The Good Templars of Roslyn
beg to protest against the injustice
done Fire Chief James Wright in
an issue of THE DAWN. A mum Der
of members of the lodge were pres
ent and Mr.. Wright's behavior dur
ing the time refreshments were be-
ing served was most gentlemanly
and courteous The Roslyn cor
respondent was misinformed.
Thanking you for this favor, we
remain, Mrs. Myrtle Hobbs.
Miss Winnie Merriman,
Committee.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
Mrs. Herold, Dressmaker,
Pine Street, between 1st and
and I'd.
Prices very reasonable.

Place your insurance with Henry
Klelnberg, who represents eight oil the
leading fire insurance companies IN
America. hiailo.i
Il want first class magazine you
should read New Time. TIE DAWN and
New Time one year Tor $50.
Onions are worth $40 per ton. +. bos'
song x Co., have fresh supply OF SETS
we are selling at l21a per ID.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
At the Churches.

Congregational church-The pas
tor will be assisted at both morning
and evening services by his friend,
Rev. H. H. Wikoff, of San Fran
cisco. Sunday school at $3.50 O.
clock. Evening services at 500.
o'clock. Subject, "Only one
Chance" Rev. E. G. Wheeler.
Next Sunday morning the Bap-
list pastor will preach upon the
text-"Today if we will hear my
voice, harden not your hearts" In
the evening he will lecture upon
"Darkest Africa" All are invited.
There will be four Evangelistic
services in the Methodist church
Sunday conducted by Rev. W. I.
Euster. At11 o'clock in the morn
ing a regular sermon. At the close
of Sunday school another, and at 8
o'clock a sermon for women only
on the subject: "What shall a
woman wear" In the evening the
farewell service will be given. All
are invited to attend these services.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
Save Your Money!

1t don't take long to spend fortune
I'm, if fakes long time to accumulate it
bv honest toll. Our goods have honest
values and are sold on their merits.
Give Us a trial and be convinced.
THE FAIR.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
Mrs. Lease

Will speak at the Armory in this
on Monday, May 2nd, at 2 and 1870
O'Clock p. m. She comes under the
auspices of the w. N. G.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
Hymeneal.

Mr.. Alvin H. Waite, of Tacoma,
and Miss Donna S. Gates, of Ell
lensburg, were united in marriage
at the residence of the brides
mother, Apr. 20 at 3 p. m. Rev.
NJ. H. Marvin ofliciated. The
couple will make their home in Ia
coma. THE DAWN extends con-
CALCULATIONS.
Kid and silk gloves, mitts, driving
and 'cyclng gloves at Mrs. jenkins.
Prices are the lowest.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22

Mrs. Alma Norstrum, a pretty yorng
Swedish woman of Kansas City, became
violently insane few days ago while
singing "Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay" and has
Kept up hesong almost increasingly ever
since
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22

A man at Riverside, Fla, recently sue
ceeded in extracting from 19 pounds Of
orange peel oil in proportion Of so pounds
to ton Of peel
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22

Ii you want the news OF congress, you
want Il paper called the Seattle Times
and you can get THE DAWN and Times
one year for 81 40.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
Furniture from Factory to Fireside.

Being the only exclusive manufacturers OF
furniture in the world selling direct from max
or to user, we save our customers the enormiou s
EXPENSES and profits OF the jobbcrs ana retailers;
send for catalogue A, showing our full hne OF
Furniture, at 20 to 90 per cent undcr
retail value. QUAKER VALLEY MANCFATrtR-
ING CO.. $50 West Harrison It., Chicago, us.
Mention THE DAWN when writing unaro sepo|
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22

Captain Stenman wants Is or 90 re.
cruits for the National Guard. Ii you de-
sire to enlist apply at once to Capt.
Steinman.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
Stock Books.

Don't send away from home
for a Stock Book if you need
for one. THE DAWN office can
can turn one or more out on
short order-such as any mi
ner would admire. Call and
see our samples before giving
your orders out.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
LATEST WAR NEWS.

April q, 3:45 p. m. Spain has
refused ultimatum and orders Ma
val fleet from Cape Verde to attack
American fleet at Key West and
Havana.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
Attention!
Scott & Latimer have just received
5000 FEET

Oi the latest styles OF mouldings, of all
sizes. Bring in your pictures before our
stock is culed over. We also have
large stock OF mat-boards for mounting
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1898-04-22
Don't Hold Your Girl.

Responsible if she refuseslyou for giving
her poor picture, get some good ones
taken at Pautzkes Art Studio.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
THE MAN WHO LIVED.
He should have been dead.
But he wasn't, because

"Thcre's nothing succeeds like success"
There is no withstluding the living argu-
fncnt of the man who should be dead, who
isn't dead, but who would be dead. but for
preserving medicine. That's about the
way 1t seemed TO strike Editor Lawrence.
of the Ohio Farmer Cleveland, Ohio. lie
YVES afflicted with one of those colds INA.
haze, thousands OF times ovcf, cttlminate'i
III CONSTITUTION, when not promptly cured.
In this condition he met friend, con
sumptive, whom ne had not expected TO
see alive. The consumptivc friend recon-
mcndcd Or. ]. {. Ayers Cherry Pcctorul
for the EDITORS cold, on the ground that -
had helped him wonderfully" II helped
the editor just as wonderfully, g.vini.
"almost instant relief" But read his
letter:
"Abou. two months ago I was afflicted
with bad cold. anal. meeting a friend. he
advised the use OF Ayers Cherry PcctoraI
which, he claimed. had helped him won
dcrtully. As he was Cousuf.ptivc, g. hcii
had not expected to see alive for several
years, concluded there must he merit in
this preparation accordingly bought a
couple OF bottles. one Of Which keep on
iny desk all The time. This is certainly
the best remedy for n cold ever uacd. 1t
givcS almost instant relief and Ia. J. {.
Aver Co are to he congratulated on DC, -
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
A Contemptible Trick.

MY wife caught me last night.
When come home late 1 usually sit
down on the top step of my porch and
hunt for my latch-kcy. She says 1
never get home until after midnight I
say it's before. She caught me all right
last night"
"IIow was that?"
Just at midnight she sneaked out
and painted the top step."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
Modern ORTHODOXY.

New Pastor-As I understand there
were some complaints as to the Or
thodoxy of my respected predecessor,
i should be thankful for a few sugges-
tions as to the views of the eongrega-
ton on leading points of doctrine.
Deacon-Well. there is some differ
ence of opinion, but as long as you
stick to incidental protection and inter-
national bimetallism there's not likely
to be any trouble.-N. Y. Truth.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11

Keep bottle of DR.. Ayers Cherry Pee.
t"rnl harcy, on the desk, IN the Office. on
the slieli Of III tie clos ct at home. and you
VIII haze at hand a remedy thatis ca;,;ibie
al euy t'ncoi saving YOU eii;i... i:.oucy,
ana eNch lhc. There !, no ilsirdv 50
prolific OF cvi! results as Il neglected cold.
ihcrc - no medicine so prom pity effective
= enring' a cold aud absolutely Graduating
Is effects, as DR.. Ayers Cherry Prctorai.
Livery traveller should carry il. Every
household should keep it. 1t cure every
variety 81 coa2h, and all forms o! lu.g
aud throat troun!c. Asthma. broucf .i.s,
Group. and wlcooiag cough, nrc proiaftly
cured by H. aud II has in many cases over
come p.;inouhty diseases in aggravated
forms. when all other remedies failed 10
hs!n arc Physicians gave no horc %! cIrc.
~ Sc w"0 Tor convenience have wanted "a
smaller lied b0ttic Of Lr. Aver Cherry
feCt +ia!, eau now obtain 1t OF their dealer
ia halt Size bottles. .t half priCc--So cents.
send Tor Dv. : Ycr's Curcboo., and read
lnore OF The cure c.:ectcd by this remedy.
Ihc neaS cou.ait;s iCo pages, and - sent
Lowell .iaIs
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
According to the book.

Miss Goodly Ito the Bible CLASSY
Johnny, do you know what line in the
Bible forbids n man having more than
one wife at timer
Johnny Wisc-"No man can serve two
nasters."-Up-to-Dat
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
NOTICE.

All persons are hereby warned
not to hunt upon or otherwise trcss
pass on my lands. lying on Cavi;ts
Greek, i'll Tazcwell county, on which
] reside. will certainly prosecute
all such trespasScrs without respect
of persons Il. ID. BnowN.
Jan. Sth, 1898.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
Ills Birth Agnin.t Him.

Trivvet-Why don't you go into pol
tiles, Dicer?
Dicer-Its of no use, Trivvet. Hav-
Ing been born in England, I have no
hope of either becoming president or of
getting on the police force.--Louisvill
Courier Journal.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
Ought to De EHectIve.

Hojack-The curative powers of mu-
sic are being tried on the insane.
Tomdik-It ought to be effective in
the case of persons who have been
driven crazy by piano and cornet prac-
tiee OH the homeopathic theory.-Louis-
vile Courier-J ournal.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
wanted No More Stone.

The Tramp-Can you give me some
thing light to eat?
The Lady-Something light2
"Ycs'm; something besides bread.
got some of your bread last week.
Yonkers Statesman.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
An Improvement.

II am trying n new brand of shaving
soap, SIR" remarked the barber. How
does it seem to go?"
Its rather better than TIE kind
you've been using lately" said the Gus
toner.
Seems to soften up the beard bet
ter, doesn't it?"
"Yes, and then it's a change. was
getting tired of the taste of sassafras."
Chicago Journal.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11

Man ought to live to raise smile on
the cheek of sorrow"
That's all right, but it takes all my
time to raise smile on the cheek of my
bookkeeper. Detroit Free Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
BUCKLEN'S ARNICA sALvE.

The BEST SALvE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns and all
Skin Eruptions, and positively cures
Piles, or no pay required 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisract-
ion, or money refunded Price 20
cents per box For sale by A. f..
Hargrave
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
At the Scnshorc.

She was heart broken.
"My beautiful bathing suit is abso-
lutcly ruined" she moaned.
"IIow did it happen?" asked her
mother, anXiously.
II accidentally got it wet. "-Chicago
Post
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
CLINCR VALLEY NEWS
LESLIE'S ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY


z
When consider that the regular price
alone is ~ 90 readily what splendid
is making.
Leslios Weekly the Oldest the great
illustrated New York journals 1t is the popular
most enterrising There important happening
at homeor abroad but that Leslie representative
chronicle with pen and pencil
Subscribe both yourself friends Christ
mas gift
for year.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11

what n purse-proud old wretch
Grubber isl"
well, you can't blame him. He
hasn't anything else to be proud Of"
--Pick-Me.UD.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11

Hewitt-Why don't you ever have
your trousers creased?
JewettCNo use; my girl weighs ITO.
N. Y. Truth.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
Has No Rivals.

Browne-IIe's in love with himself.
Towne-IIe'll never feel the pangs of
jealousy. Brooklyn Life.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11

"You protest that you love me, En-
lily, but I'm still waiting for the first
kiss"
We'll, why do you wait9"-Fliegende
Blact(er
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
Her scripturnI Trnininu

Hcr ScripturnI Training.
Did you ever notice this:
When a fellow steals a kiss
From righteous little maiden calm and
meek.
How her Scriptural training shows
In not turning up her nose,
But In simply turning round the othci
cheek?
Cornell Widow
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11

81 am told your wife would rather
cook than eat"
The other man glanced nervously
over his shoulder.
They were alone.
what she cooks, yes" re replied, in
hoarse whisper.-Detroit Journal
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11
Hot weather Luck.

Now comes that trying time of year
Whose woes each benedict can tell,
When madam sheds the scaldlng tear
Because her jelly failed to jell
Chicago Record
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11

sing the formula for such very valuable
rcmciy Nv. II. LAWRENCE, Editor The
ONO Palmer. Cleveland. Ohio.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11

Big Brother-Say, Bobby, 1 should
think you could eat powder crackers.
Little Bobby-Why?
Big Brother-'Cause heard papa call
you little son of n gun.-St. Louis
Globe-Democrat.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1898-02-11

Ripans Tabules cure nausea.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1898-02-24
Entered at the Post Office at Laporte,. as
second-class mail matter.
Republican Committee Meeting.

There will be meeting of the Republic
can Standing Committee for Sullivan Co.,
held at Laporte Pa. on Monday Feby.
2Sth at one p. m. in the grand jury room
for the purpose ofarranging for the hold.
ing Of the primaries and county conven-
ton and any other business that may
properly come before said Committee.
1t is the desire of the Chairman that there
be full attendance at this meeting as it
is Of much importance to the organiza-
tion: following is list of Committeeman
and the precincts they represent; Bernice,
Nelson Cox; Cherry, r. X. Hunsinger;
Colley, A. w. Barnes; Davidson, D. w.
Darling; Dushore, John Scher; Elkland,
U. Bird; Forksville, S. w. Rogers; Forks
Twp, J. L. Hattenstein; Fox, A. b. Kill
mer; Hilisgrove, G. Edgar Darby; Jami-
son City, Norman Schuyler; Laporte
Boro, w. c. Mason; Laporte Twp. j. S.
Newman; Lopez, c. Fl. Jennings; Mt.
Vernon, NJ. Edkins; Shrewsbury, r. w.
Bennett; Ricketts, John Miller.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1898-02-24
A Little Problem From Life.


He begged kiss. She frowned med.
itatively.
"A kiss" she said, "is an expression
Of sentiment. Placed upon the hand II
signifies respect; upon the forehead
friendship; upon the lips, both-and
more, or neither. Since you have ask
ed it. you may express yourself in one
kiss. Proceed"
He hesitated.
Through respect and friendship love
may be reached. If he were too bold
she. He hesitated. He gazed down
into the grass and pondered swiftly.
He tried to read her mood. He would
place that one kiss upon her
He heard trill as of many birds.
He looked up.
She was whistling softly.
Her hat was pulled down to her eyes,
covering her forehead, and her hands
were thrust deep into the pockets OF
her jacket.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1898-02-24
How n Farmer Unwillingiy Contributed
Shoes for "a Tramp.

How Farmer Unwilling,y Contributed
Shoes for Tramp.
AS / sat on the veranda with tht
farmer after supper, asked him If hi
was not greatly bothered by tramps
and his reply was:
wall, a good many OF 'em come
along and want bite to eat, and some
of 'em are pretty sassy, but only one
man of 'em ever served me a real near
trick"
| Poison your dog?" queried.
"It was meaner than that. We was
eatin' dinner. one day in the spring
when a hive of bees started to swarm
I'd been expectin' 1t and watchin' 'em
and had new hive ready. When
bees swarm they will light on most
anything handy-a limb, a bush OF
even the pump. Jest as the bees began
to pour out of the hive and circle
around, along comes tramp up the
path to ask for sunthin' to eat. The
queen bee settled down on his old hat,
and the hull swarm follered her. In
two minits that tramp's head and
shoulders was covered by bees, and
yells to him for heavens sake not to
try to fight 'em off or he'd be stung to
DEATH"
"He must have been terror stricken" !"
/ said.
mot bit of it, sir. He was as cool
as cowcumbeT, and when l told him
he'd have to stand in a smudge till the
bees was killed off he just laughed
When they'd all settled down on him
and was gon' to start smudge, he
seZ:
Old man, what dye consider this
swarm o. bees with in cold cash?'
"'About $5,' sez l.
Gar ye willin' to give three?' sez
he.
"'What fur?' sez |.
'Bekase you'll either pay me SO or
I'll walk off with the bizness and sell
out to somebody elsen"
And you had to buy him OFF," I
asked
That's where the meanness came
in," replied the farmer Them bees
was my property and / wasn't buyin'
what was my own. He offered to take
81, but | couldn't see how he could git
away with EN- and refused to come
down. Then he starts off. / reckoned
the bees would get angry and sting
him to death, but nuthin' happened
He Jest walked out into the road and
down the hill, and he carried them
mil fYy
pair O. shoes"
And he wasn't stung?"
mot once, sir. The bees seemed to
like the smell o. him, and he padded
along the road as grand as you please
AS fur tramps, I've had 'em lie and
steal and set fire to straw stacks, but
l ain't feelin' herd towards anybody
but the feller who walked away with
the bees"
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1898-02-24
Kaiser Williams Xyay.

I will give you just two hours
To get down upon your knees
To put up your hands contritely,
And to meekly murmur "Please!"
have warships in the offing,
So come down for all you're worth
Or I'll set my war dogs on you,
And I'll blow you off the eartl.
| haven't time to parley,
And l don't intend to wait;
| have sailors in your harbor,
l have soldiers at your gate!
My demands, perhaps, are heavy,
But I've made them--that's enough
/ am William, and never
Stake my money on a bluff!
! am aching for quarrel;
! am spelling for fight,
So you'd better kneel before me,
Or I'll blow you out of sight!
am William-kaiser William
God was present 81 my birth;
He is still supreme u heaven
But I'm runAirg .,ngs on earth.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1898-02-24
Father Inconsistent.

Father-Come, young man, get your
coat off and come with me.
Tommy-You're not going to lick me,
are you, dad?
Father-Certainly Didn't l tell you
this morning that l would settle with
you for your bad behavior?
Tommy-Yes, but 1 thought 1t was
only joke, like when you told the
grocer you was going to settle with
him.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1898-02-24
lnsulted Him.

Ferry-What was the matter with
Johnson last night, that he should get
insulted when l asked him to drink ?
He is not total abstainer, is he?
Wallace-It was the way you put the
question. He is subject to attacks OF
kleptomania, and when you asked him
if he wasn't beginning to feel like
taking something" he got hurt, very
naturally.