The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1898-01-20

Who can TAI TO take aUVaIIIaRt III UrI1s UII5T
Send 10 Genus to us for generous trial size or
ask your druggist. Ask for Ely's Cream Balm,
the most positive catarrh cure. Full size SOC.
ELY BROS, 56 Warren ST., N. Y City.
Isuffered from catarrh ever since boy and
never hoped for cure, but Ely's Cream Balm
seems to DO even that Many acquaintances
have used it with excellent results.-Oscar Us
trum, 45 Warren Ave., Chicago, Ill.
Jack Downright (warmly): $50 do /. They
never attempt piece beyond their ability
Don't let the little ones suffer from eczema or
other torturing sin diseases. No need for 1t.
Doan's Ointment cures. Can't harm the most
delicate skin. At any drug store, 90 cents.
His Lordship latter a heated discussionl:
What do you suppose I'm on the bench lori"
there!"
"Cure the cough and save the lfe.' DIR;
Woods Norway Pine Syrup cures coughs and
colds down to the very verge of consumption.
The self nsde man." remarked the OBJ
server OF men and things" would give more
general satisfaction, doubtlt SIS, II ne trlea
himself on time or two before he was done"
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder disease re.
lieyed in six hours by "NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is great sur
prise on account OF its exceeding promptness
In relieving pain in bladder. Kidneys and back.
in male or female. Relieves retention OF wat rr
almost immediately II you want quick RELIEF
and cure this is the remedy. ly51
Sold by Horatio W. Gushing, Druggist
107 Watt St. Skowhegan, Me.
Some Difference: Stranger: "What does it
cost this state by the day to run the Leg
islatureP" Illinois Man: "In actual expense
or in damage?"
@uRE rheumatism by taking
~ Hoods Sarsaparilla, which by neu-
tralizing the acid in the blood perma-
nently relieves aches and PAINS.
Visitor: pat says he's DESCENDED from some
of the greatest houses in Ireland" Mike:
"Mushal So he did many toime-on LADDER"
T. f. Anthony, Ex-P Postmaster. Of Promise
City, Iowa, says: 81 bought one bottle OF
OF it did me more good than any medicine
ever took. Sold by Hon alto W. Cushing Drug.
gist. 107 Water ST. Skowhegsn.
Her Luck Jenkins: ~ wonder how 1t
happe MS that Mis- Kidd is always out when
calf" Jones: "Oh just her luck, 1Ruess.'
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of moth
era Tor their children while teething. with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, seftens
the gums. allays all pain, cures wind collie and
Is the best remedy t9a piarr a %iai re-
sold by Druggists in every part OF the world
Twenty five cents bottle. Be sure and ask
Tor "MrS. WInslOW's oOOtnluR syrup,
take no bther kind. 1y38
Have they nominated a man OF affairs?"
II believe so. There is talk, particularly, Of
an affair with an actress"
RHEUMATISM CURED IN DAY.
Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu-
ralgia radically cures in to days. It's action
pom the ste M Is re mar able and mysterious.
1t removes at Oh ce the cause and the disease
Immediately disapp. ars. The first dose greatly
he ne Ats. rs cents. Sold by Horatio w. Cushing
Druggist. 107 Water st. Skowhegan.
Inspiration: "And IL I marry you-then
what?" asked the heiress. why" replied
penniless, with sudden energy. "then you will
be my wife"
Distressing stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the mastery powers OF
South American Nervine Tonic. Invalids neeo
suffer no longer, because this great remedy
| can cure them all. 1t is q cure for the whole
| world of stomach weakness and inc igestion
| The cure begins with the first dose. The relief
| it brings is marvellous and surprising. II
makes no failure; never disappoints. No
| matter how long you have suffered. your cure
| is certain under the use OF this great health
| giving force Pleasant and always safe. 1y51
| Sold by Horatio W. Cushing, Druggist
| l07 Water st. Skowhegan. Me
| Mrs. Skinner (talkng about the stock
market): 81 tell you what Mr.. Starborder
there's nothing like leather" Mr.. StarbordeI
tvainly saving "Oh yes, the re is-this steak
for instance'