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Daily camera., 1898-08-04

Mr.. d'Auber Qoftily)-No, Miss Budd
I don't paint pictures to sell; merely
paint for amusement.
Miss Budd enthusiastically = Oh!
Mr.. d'Auber, / always did think your
pictures were awfully amusing!-Puck
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
That. Their Business.

Mazie-The West Point soldier boys
are true to the instincts Of their profes-
sion, aren't they?
Daisy-How's that?
Maizie-They're all just killing!-
Town Topics.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
An Inquiry from Kentucky.

The Colonel believe there's a doc
tor who claims that human beings
could get along without stomachs.
The Major-W.here does he expect US
to put our liquor, sah?-N. Y. World.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
LOGICAL.

" Echoes my heart to your sweet words"
She cried. Said he: II follow.
The reasons plain. Your echoing heart
Echoes. because it's hollow
Puck
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
A western Dialosue,

Nettleson-These cyclones are a
curse to the country,
Pellwanah-Oh l don't know; the
last one we had took away six of my
creditors.-Judge.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
Poor EellOM,

Jack-How did you get so wet?
Cholly-Walked six blocks in the
vain.
Jack-But you have an umbrella with
you.
Cholly-Yaas; but me man wasn't
theah TO put it up, don't ye Known
Y. Truth.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
Mutually Repellant.

II thought Borrowall and Tutcher
were old acquaintance?
"They are. That's the reason they
are not speaking to each other."-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
Talent in silence,

Mrs. Hummer is my ideal of clever
woman"
Clever? She never says anything
That's it. She let's a man get the
idea that she thinks he is worth lis.
tening to."-Chicago Record.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
she kuew AN About II,

He-And would you believe it?-the
parrot took the words right out of my
mouth!
She-Yes, I know; some parrots
swear terribly.-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
A Cash Transaction

"Did you get back that halt-soveredgn
your little boy swallowed?"
"No; the doctor stuck to it for his
fee."-Ally Sloper
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
Very Brief,

His sentence was a short one.
And yet his mind Is rife
With gloomy thoughts: that sentence
Was just two words: For life."
-Up-to-Date.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04

Amy-What makes you consider him
self-made man?
Mamie-He made fool of himself
last night.-Up-to-Date.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
He Has One Hope Left.

He Has One Hope Lott.
Ukerdek-He seems to be q hopeless
drunkard
Gobang-Not quite. He hopes to get
drunk again.-Town Topics.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
Couldn't Find the Pocket,

"Baffled!" muttered the great detec-
tive.
He threw his wife's dress to the floor
and strode gloomily from the room.-
Judge.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
A Mysterious Malady

She-Love is like sea sickness.
He-Why?
She-Because you can have it awfully
and yet can't describe it.-Detroit Free
Press.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
Rsason for 1t.

"No; he doesn't think quite as rapie
ly as he used to."-Detroit Free Pres!
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
Actually.

Wife-But you told me to get the
gown, dear.
Husband - You said it would cost
only about $25, and here is bill for
S10O
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A book
about
Colorado.

We have recently issued 48-page
pamphlet entitled Colorado Outings"
1t contains great deal of interesting in
formation about Colorado-its summer
resorts. its cities, its railways, and Its
wonderful climate.
Help me distri ute this book to ad-
vantage. Mail me the names and ad.
dresses OF your Eastern friends, and !
will take pleasure in sending them a
copy-free.
CIV. Vailery. General Agent
1899 18th St., Denver.
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
Not spiritual aImprovement.

"Is old man Worldly as big liar
Daily camera., 1898-08-04
A Compliment.

well, that is all it did cost the dress
maker."-Detroit Free Press.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
GREELEY NEWS,

| have an hour OF extra time,
III try my luck for simple rhyme:
Ii the readers will of, course, puruse
Will find bit of Greeley news:
Mrs. Lily Dryer is very low,
Miss Bonnie Young has new beau,
Four calves has John Braun,
His hired hand has began to frown,
Bob Twists colt has lost its tail,
Sid forgot to get the mail,
Another neighbor has new corn pillow
Pulled out Of the creek was Frank
Beers COW,
We understand Lena goes with Bell
| met them one day on the Plat Har-
ris hill,
The little sorrel horse cut his neck,
Breaking for Jake Hill is Geo. Peck,
Another hand has Clark Gray,
Will Hensley is driving his bays,
Clarence McCord is learning to box,
With one of Tharnish's young cocks,
Albert johnson has got his brothers
horse " Joe,"
And Ira has the measles, you know,
They are building church out east,
Sam Weaver lost another red beast.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
AUSTRALIA is WITH US.
Dewey Is q Hero There, and Bands Hav,
to Play the "Star Spangled Banner"


to Play the ''star spanRled Banner"
Whatever may be the feeling in Eng
land toward the United States, there is
little doubt that in her Australian col
onies America has warm ally. Ac-
cording to the news brought by the
steamship Moana the other day from
Sydney, by way Of Auckland, colonial
interest in the progress of the war is
most intense. Their information is linn
tied to brief cablegrams, but they learn
Of all the important moves, and the
name of Dewey is today being cheered
in the public places of Australia and
New Zealand as often and as vigorously
as in his own country.
The evening before the Moana left
Auckland the "White Squadron" was
being played at one of the principal
theaters. At the close Of the play it has
been the custom for the orchestra to
play "God Save the Queen" in which
the audience all joined. At this time
however, Dewey's great naval victory
was the one topic Of conversation, and
when the curtain went down the audi
ence arose as one man and demanded
"The Star Spangled Banner - They
got it, and the orchestra had to play it
three times before soul left the thea
ter.
Colonel Bell, United States consul at
Sydney, has been SO besieged by offers
of volunteers for the United States serv-
ice that just before the Moana sailed he
was obliged to put notices in all the pa
pers saying that it would be impossible
for him to accept any such offers.
New York Sun.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09

The Massachusetts, at one discharge
of all her guns can throw mass of pro-
jectiles which at mile have an energy
of $1,000 foot tons. In other words,
such discharge would lift w vessels
Of the Vizcaya type, which displace
1000 tons one foot.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
THE PILL THAT WILL.

the dozen. When eaten with a relish OF
garlic and onion, it is delicious-to
those who like garlic.
The city OF Bayamo, in the western
part of the province, was very important
"A century or more ago, and great
stronghold Of the insursents-for there
have always been insurgents in Cuba.
But OF late years business has moved to
Santiago and other coast cities, and San
tiago now has about IS, 900 Inhabitants,
while Bayamo has only 10000. It was
lawyer of Bayamo, Charles NJ de Ces-
pedes, who in 1868, at the head of 1873
wretchedly armed men, rose in rebel
lion at Yara, and i'll few weeks was
at the head OF $4,000 resolute though
badly armed fighters. The ''Hymno de
Bayamo, the revolutionary hymn of the
Cuban patriots, originated in Bayamo.
This was the "Marseillaise" to whose
music Maceo marched Santiago de Gu
ba was the birthplace of the brothers
Maceo.-New York Evening Post
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09

One Minute Cough Cure is the best
preparation / have ever sold or used
and / can't say too much in it's praise
.. NJ. kennon, Merchant, Odell, Ga.
G. w, Houston.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
R0SS.nfWS

JOURNAL CLUB RATES.
The Journal and either the Inter
Ocean State Register or Leader for S1.3'
The Journal and Kansas City Jour
nal for OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. liz
The Journal and Homestead, Poultry
Farmer and Institute Monthly for 1.3
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
Anglo-American Alliance.

In contrast to most of the verse i'm
provised in connection with the talk of
an Anglo-American alliance, is the fol.
lowing from The Spectator:
The night is full Of darkness and doubt
The stars are dim and the hunters out.
The waves begin to wrestle and moan.
The lion stands by his shore alone
And sends to the bounds of earth and sea
First low notes Of the thunder to be,
Then east and west, through the vastness grim.
The whelps Of the lion answer him.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
The Brooklxn,s Mascot.

The mascot of the Brooklyn is little
West Indian fawn, not more than foot
high. It is a delicate and beautiful lit
tie creature and the sailors take great
care of it. They have made complete
set of coverings, like those worn by pug
dogs, for their pet, each of them of diff
ferent weight, SO that the little animal
can be comfortable, no matter what the
condition of the weather may be.-New
York World.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
The Next Step.

Having bottled Cervera, tie land and
naval forces will next see to it that
Blanco is sandwiched. - Washington
Star.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09


The Journal and either the Inter
Ocean, State Register or Leader for Sl35
The Journal and Kansas City Jour "a
The Journal and homestead, Poultry
Farmer and Institute Monthly for 1.35
The Viola skim station began oper-
ations this week.
Dave Hart and family were Sun
day visitors at Templeton.
20 to % cts per sack saved by buy
ing your flour at the Farmers Store.
Childrens' Day exercises will be
held at Bethel church Sunday evening
next.
Dick Lacy, of Cameron township,
lost valuable horse by lightning
Tuesday evening.
Ed Finch sold to Judge Green on
Tuesday of this week five yearling
calves at sc per Id.
Mrs. Ben CASTOR and Mrs Ben Mil
Ter, of Audubon, visited at the Hart
home here Tuesday.
Surprise party at the Enoch Emery
home in North Melville township
last Saturday night.
F. L. Anderson received consign-
ment of 1000 pounds of binding
twine, last Saturday.
F. V. Rice and family and Mr.. and
Mrs. Everett Bates dined at the j. F.
T,uoo hnrno 1act SUNDAY
H. G.. Rice, of near Hamlin, pur-
chased of j. F. Luce, Wednesday two
loads of Jess's excellent tile for ditch
ing purpos es.
Irving Eddy returned Wednesday
from Woodbine where he has been at
tending school. He is at present suff-
erring from rheumatism.
One Of John Somers' thoroughbred
Shorthorn calves was electrocuted
last Tuesday evening by being close to
a Wire fence during fine heavy thun-
derstorm.
Mrs. Sizer, of jackson county, ar
rived Tuesday for a protracted visit
with her brother, Ed Bates, and fam
lily. She wgs accompanied by her
aughter-jn-law.
lnman Shearman was very sick
man last Saturday, having a severe
attack of appendicitis. Timely doc
toring saved lots of suffering and he's
almost as we'll as ever.
We understand that an effort is
being made to establish a daily mail
route to Viola Center instead of three
times week as at present. A petit
ton will soon be circulated.
Ed Finch got an extra hustle on
him Tuesday and Wednesday and
purchased among his neighbors twen-
ty-four head of fat cows and heifers.
He will ship two cars of fine cattle
Saturday night.
Wednesday night OF last week the
barn on the farm in Sec. q, Cameron
township, rented by Albert Twining,
burned to the ground and with it
four horses, 200 bushels OF grain. four
sets of harness and several tons Of hay.
No insurance. Cause OF fire unknown.
The farm belongs to to Mrs. Lois G..
Stuart.
E. H. Maurer, postmaster at Viola
Center, and for years proprietor Of
the Viola Center store. has purchased
the general store at Larland and will
move there at once. Mr.. Maurer has
been Viola resident for years and
will be greatly missed. We under
stand that Chas. Booton will succeed
him as postmaster.
j. w. East died at his home in
North Cameron township last Thurs
day at eleven O'Clock, after suffering
for two weeks with catarrh Of the
stomach. Mr.. East was we'll known
and respected in this section of the
country, having until recently been
resident OF South Lincoln township.
He leaves wife and five children,
Mrs. Elmer Benson Of Douglass town
ship, Otto East, of Stuart, Iowa, and
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09

Be not deceived. A Cough, Hoarse-
ness or Croupe are not to be trified with. A
dose in time of Shiloh's Cure will save YOU
much trouble. Sold by c. W Houston,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
A clever Trick.

1t certainly looks like it, but there
is really no trick about it. Anybody
can try it who has lame back and
Weak Kidneys, Malaria or Nervous
Troubles. We mean he can cure him
self right away by taking Electric
whole system, acts as stimulant to
Liver and Kidneys, is blood purifier
and nerve tonic. 1t cures Constipa-
ton, Headache, Painting Spells,
Sleeplesshess and Melancholy. 1t is
purely vegetable, a mild laxative, and
restores the system to its natural
vigor. Try Electric Bitters and be
convinced that they are miracle
worker. Every bottle guaranteed.
Only fifty cents bottle at Chas. W..
Houston's Drug Store.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
He Can Fight.

The aristocrat volunteer is called an
incubator soldier. Yet he may hatch out
a good deal of trouble for the willy foe
if they ever meet. -Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
Cure
cOnSH-
patton

and you cureits consequences. These are
some of the consequences of constipation:
Biliousness, loss of appetite, pimples, sour
stomach, depression, coated tongue, night
mare, palpitation, cold feet, debility, dir
ziness, weakness, backache, vomiting,
jaundice, piles, pallor, stitch, irritability,
nervousness, headache, torpid liver, heart
burn, foul breath, sleeplessness, drowsi-
ness, hot skin, cramps, throbbing head.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09
Ayers
Pills =: :: ; ; S.; e.;

DR.. ]. G. Ayers Pills are specific for
all diseases of the liver, stomach, and
bowels.
II suffered from constipation which as
sumed such an obstinate form that feared
it would cause stoppage of the bowels.
After vainly trying various remedies, be-
gan to take Ayers Pills. Two boxes effected
a complete cure"
D. BURKE, Saco, Me.
"For eight years was afflicted with
constipation, which became so bad that the
doctors could do no more for me. Then
began to take Ayers Pills, and soon the
bowels recovered their natural action"
VIM H. DELAUCETT, Dorset, Ont.
THE PILL THAT WILL.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-06-09

Dyspepsia Cured. Shilohs Vitalizer
Immediately relieves Sour Stomach,
Coming up of Food distress, and is the grea
kidney and liver remedy. Solb by Houston
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
PERSONAL MENTION
MT. Eugene s. Ives returned t Yuma last night

MT. Eugene S. Ives returned to Yuma last night.
 John Lyons, the mining man, is stopping at the Ford.
 w. H. Stahl of Syracuse. N. Y, is a guest of the Hotel Adams.
 w. J. Wiant of Marion, O., was a guest of the Ford yesterday.
 George Snider of Oak Park, H., was among yesterdays arrivals in town.
 B. Sinister, a prominent merchant of Holbrook, arrived from the north last night.
 G. w. McMillan of Cleveland, O., terday.
 Matt Robertson, a St. Joseph, Mo-, travelling salesman, is registered at the Hotel Adams.
 R. A. Kincaid and wife of Denver arrived in the city yesterday. They are guests of the Ford.
 Professor R. H. Forbes of the terri torial university, came in from Tue son yesterday morning.
 L. D. Parkinson, a San Francisco travelling man, came in from the south yesterday morning.
 Dr. J. L. Rankin of Columbus, O., who has spent several weeks in this city, returned east last night.
 w. H. H. Bonebrake of Denver ar rived in the city yesterday. He is stopping at the Hotel Adams.
 MT. and Mrs. T. W. Johnston came down from Prescott last night. They are stopping at the Hotel Adams.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26

to prosecute Chinaman for being in
 the country unlawfully These mat
 ters disposed of, all the business of the
 office will have been brought up to
 date.
 Deputy Sheriff Charles Slankard re- turned yesterday morning from
 Beardsley with a man who had been
 taken up by a section foreman there
 on a suspicion of insanity. He was as
 dirty and repulsive an individual as
 the law ever laid it's ungloved hand
 upon. What his name is is not known, but the officials were permitted to take their choice from large variety. It did not appear at the trial that he was insane. He had lived at several
 places in the territory. His longest
 residence was at Tucson, where he stopped six days, spending five days in the county jail. The most dam aging testimony against his sanity was a statement made by one witness that
 he was of on the silver question" Just what was meant was uncertain
 until it was explained that he had radical affirmative views on free coin age. Judge Grouse, who is sound money man, perhaps thought that was sufficient testimony in support of the charge, but he dared not set prece- dent by committing the accused. That would have thrown the asylum doors open to large and respectable section of the community.
 A Tucson paper describing the de- structive fire which visited that place the other day, presented a thrilling picture of the struggle between the fremen and citizens on one hand and the fire on the other, so equal for long time that it was uncertain which would whip. It said: "At last human intelligence and energy conquered" The red demon was subdued. The fire was not lacking in heat and energy, but it was an unintelligent monster, otherwise it wouldn't have made an attack of the premises of Jack BOleyn, the chief of the fire department. The devastation was due in a great meas ure to the lack of water pressure upon which subject Chief Boleyn made a report to the city council a couple of years ago. His report was ironical, so that when describing various in- stances of fires at which water, if ob- tained at all. had been gotten in small flow and with the greatest difficulty, said 'the pressure was SO great, etc" The chief in his next report will doubt less find sarcasm and irony inadequate and will use some of the language he employs in conversing with his horses when they get obdurate.
 McKelligon's where you can get the finest hand made sour mash, bour- bon and Pennsylvania rye whiskies.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26

Call and see the new stock of goods just received at G. F. Lampey's store, 526 West Washington street. Baby carriages, banquet lamps, silk lamp shades, center tables, family bibles, portieres in all grades, couch covers, lace curtains, window shades, mating, oilcloth, linoleum, art squares, rugs, .silverware, clocks, jewelry. All prices quoted on carpets and wall paper. Goods sold on weekly payments.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
HORSEMEN, ATTENTION!

Boydello, the King of Arizona trot- ting horses, record 2:14A, in a five heat winning race will make the season at Pemberuon stock farm at $25 the season for a few approved mares. No horse of his quality ever stood in this county at the price and we don't believe one ever will again. Durango Chief will make the season at the same place at fifteen dollars, with return privilege. Mares cared for during season at $2 per month. Arrangements can be made with owner at office, corner Jefferson St. and First avenue
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
BIDS WANTED.

The undersigned will receive bids for the making of one million, stand ard, kiln dried bricks, at Jerome Junc- tion, Yavapai county, Arizona. We will furnish water and machine on ground. Bids will be opened and con- tract awarded March 10, 1898. UNITED VERDE COPPER COM
 PANY, Jerome, Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
STEEL RANGES.

If you want a steel range you can get just as good a STEEL RANGE as ever was made, at half the price you can buy from peddlers, and WAR PAINTED, by calling at
 .''' TALBOT & HUBBARD'S.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
LOST.

While on my way from the opera house drug store Friday, February 25. lost my pOcketbook containing three one hundred dollar bills. Also two tickets for the Edna Paige Com edy company. Finder will please re- turn the tickets and spend the money for tickets for himself and friends.
 CITIZEN
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
MINERS CONVENTION.

For the above occasion to be held !n Phoenix, March 1 and 2, the s. F. F. & P. will sell tickets from all sta tions to Phoenix and return at rate of one fare for the round trip. Tickets on sale February 27, 2S and March 1; final limit returning March 4.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26

Wanted-Trustwort and active gentlemen or ladies to travel for re- sponsible, established house in Ari- zona Monthly $65 and expenses. Po- sition steady. Reference. Enclose self addressed stamped envelope. The Dominion Company, Dept ", Chicago.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
Hardware cheap at Longs.

Mrs. E. M Mosher of Chicago, with thirteen years experience in cutting and fitting, has opened a school Of dressmaking. The ladies' tailor sys- tenn taught. Pupils can furnish their own work while learning. 445 North Fourth avenue.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26

Dr. Ward, residence the Cole house, east of city water works. Office, Good ing Block, room 4, ground floor, cor ner Center and Adams streets. Tele- phone, residence, 1S9; office. 296.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
NOTICE OF BIDS.

The livestock sanitary board of Ari- zona will receive sealed proposals for publishing a territorial brand book according to specifications which can be obtained from the board on request. These bids will be opened et 10 o'clock a. m.. March 1, 1898.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
SPRING IS HERE.

So is John J. Quinn, at Commercial hotel, with the finest line of spring tailoring samples ever shown in Phoenix, represe nting Chicago's finest tailorS. MURPHY BROS.
 195-197 Clark s.. Chicago.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26

Merchants should take advantage of The Republicans 10000 special edi- tion, to be issued on the 18th inst, by ,enlarging their advertising space. The circulation will be very thorough.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
LOCAL 8REViTIES.
A BIG SHOW AT POPULAR PRICE

The Edna Paige Comedy company will fill a weeks engagement at the opera house, commencing Monday February 28, 1898. Vitascope and spe- cialties feature of each performance Change of bill each night. Popular prices. 25, 35 and 50 cents. Ladies free Monday night only. Don't miss this
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS.

All persons desiring city water for irrigating purposes will be required cn and after this date to pay the city water tax to city assessor and tax collector, and procure from him an order to the city zanjero before any water will be delivered.
 A. A. LONG, City Assessor and Tax Collector,
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26

Educate Y. Bo wells With Cascarers.
 Candy Cathsrtic, cure constipation forever f0c. 25c. If c. c. c fail. druggists refund money
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26

Wanted-Cash boy. Apply at 222 East Washington street, between 12 and 1 today.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26

Behind the times you are if you don't use Star Bakery's Gluten bread, the great health bread It is going like hotcakes.
Arizona republican., 1898-02-26
THE WEATHER.
U. s. Department of Agriculture Daily
 Bulletin Weather Bureau.

Report received at Phoenix, Arizona, on February 25th, 1898. Observations taken at all stations at 8 a. m., 75th meridian time.