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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21
NosRFLIGfoN AB0UTs:F fSH.
-,
The Names of Several Are Used Al
Term of Opprobrium-Skates
for Instance.

'Didn't,it ever strike you that it's highly
inconsistent to associate fish with Lent, as
the church does, Mrs. Grumpus?" said Mr..
Grumpus at the breakfast table, as he
picked obviously into the suburbs of his
fish cake. with one tine OF his fork. Mr..
gratifed at the club the previous night to
make him a trihe critical.
"What put that ridiculous notion into
your head?" inquired Mrs Grumpus, with
one eyebrow lifted in suspicious and in
"TaEe 6at popular expressions: You're
that i'S Vou are i Iobster 0'''p0S' No'
"O6, let remain, You're LOBSTER said
Mrs. Grumpus, cheerfully..
''Mariar, don't trife. Lobster, now, is
term of reproach. That one instance Of the
way the fnny world is resorted to for an ex
preston, of censure. Another old phrase is
thing on earth or in the waters under the
earth, Marian, is an oyster. It's the very
opposite of woman, you know, ha, ha
That's one on you, eh, Marian? Remember
that other old term showing how man
looks to the scaly world when he wants
smile or a metaphor indicating contempt
Ien nd stills It %S9 to call so1d bad aw
how low down fish are by number of ex-
amples, and yet fish are associated with the
most religious part of the year."
"John?"
Eyes,"
'sIs there such fish as skate?''
"Why-er-yes. I believe there isl
'Is it ever used by men as smile or
metaphor in describing other men-some-
times?" i ~.. "
"You don't mean to be personal, Mrs.
Grumpus?"
"Well, John, if I were man I'd say:
That's one on you'-and now we are even"
Mr.. Grumpus grinned and ate his fish cake
like man, although it had grown cold
n. Y. Sun.
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BLOOD POISONING.
A Nurses Experience.
Shed rather have one than three.

There are thousands of people suffering
from blood poisoning who have almost
beggared themselves in buying medicines
from which they have obtained no help.
There are thousands of others who first or
last have tried DR.. Ayers Sarsapari11a and
found perfect healing. One of these
others, Mrs. A. F. Taylor, of Eng1evale,
N. Oak. relates the following experience:
"About two years ago, nursed lady
who was suffering and finally died) from
blood poisoning. I must have contracted
the disease from her; for shortly after her
death, had four large sores or ulcers,
break out on my person. I doctored for
long time, both by external application
and with various blood medicines but, in
spite of all that could do, the sores would
not heal. They were obstinate, very pain
full, annoying, and only getting worse all
the time. At last, purchased six bottles
of Dr.Ayer's Sarsapari1la, thinking would
give it a thorough trial. Before the first
bottle was taken, noticed decided i'm
provement in my general health; my ap-
petite was quickened. and I felt better
and stronger than had for some time:
While using the second bottle, noticed
that the sores had begun to look healthier
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21
The Vow of n Boy Nemesis.

Bring to me my large revolver and my keen
Damascus Dam blade, and the rubber boots I'm
bring my trusty sandbag, bring the smoker
snee, | say; for my day has come for murder
and I'm going forth to Stay. I shall go forth
to the slaughter like bridegroom to his
joys, and III fill the nearest graveyard with
string of gifted boys. shall brain the boy
attorney with:a spasm Of delight; and the boy
who breaches Sundays, he shall fall before
gayly, gladly shall 1 camp; let the boy plan
lists tremble when they hear my roaring
tramp: When they strike the boyish. states
man he must say his prayers and die, when
the boy reporter meets me, mark We how
the fur shall fly: For I'm weary and disgust
ed and my mind has lost it's poise; I have
read such beastly twaddle treating of the
gifted boys.-Atchison Globe.
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and to heal. Before the six bottles had
been taken, the ulcers were healed, the
skin sound and natural, and my health
better than it had been for years. 1 have
been we'll ever since. had rather have
one bottle of DR.. Ayers SarsaparilIa than
three of any other kind"
This is but one example of the remedial
value of DR.. Ayers Sarsapari11a in all
forms of blood disease. There is no other
blood medicine that cures so promptly,
so surely and so thoroughly. After nearly
half a century of test and trial it is the
standard medicine of the world for all
diseases of the blood. Sores, ulcers, boils,
letter, rheumatism, scrofula and everv
other blood disease is durable by DR.. Ayers
Sarsapari1la. The success of this remedy
has caused many limitations to be put on
the market. Imitation remedies work i'm
itation cures. The universal testimonyis
that lone bottle of DR.. Ayers Sarsapari1la
is worth three of any other kind" If you
are interested in knowing more about this
remedy, get DR., Ayers Curebook, story
of cures told BY. the cured. 1t is sent free
on request by the J. c. Aver Co., Lowell,
Mass. Write for it.
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Charleston, w. Va, March 7, 1898.
To Whom It May Concern
l most heartily recommend Pe-ru-na, as of
great benefit in cases of catarrh; it is espe-
cially beneficial wherever the mucous mem.
branes are affected. AS tonic it certainly
has no superior.
William A. Ohley.
The national catarrh remedy, Pe-ru-na,
is receiving many Endorsements from peo-
pie Of national reputation. Governors rec
ommend Pe-ru-na; senators testify to it's
merits; congressman speak in the highest
terms of it's efficacy. The mayor of the city
where Pe-ru-na is manufactured praises this
catarrh remedy in unstinted terms. The
sheriff of the county where Pe-ru-na is made
speaks of it with the same enthusiasm and
now comes forward ex-Secretary William A.
Ohley, of the great State of West Virginia,
who recommends Pe-ru-na.< ...:-, .. X
Everyone should have copy Of book
of testimonials in the language Of the people
concerning the cures of Pe-ru-na. These tes-
timonials are absolutely genuine and cover
a great variety of cases and cannot fail to
be of interest to every one This book will
be sent free by The Pe-ru-na Manufacturing
Company, Columbus, Ohio: This book CON
tains the testimonials and portraits of a
large number of people from the East, West,
North and South. Lawyers, doctors, preach
ers and teachers, farmers and mechanics,
are to be found in it's pages. The testi-
monials are preserved in the exact language
OF the writer, and are therefore absolutely
genuine in every detail. =. -
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Supreme Court Sustains the Foot
= -. Ease Trademark. -.

Justice Laughlin, in Supreme Court, Buff
talo, has just ordered permanent injunc,,
ton, with costs, and full accounting of
sales, to issue against Paul B. Hudson, the
manufacturer Of the foot powder called '.Dr.
Clark's Foot Powder" and also againsta re-
tail dealer of Brooklyn, restraining then,
from II making or selling the DR.. Clark Foot
Powder, which is declared, in the decision
Of the Court, an imitation and infringement
of "Foot-Ease," the powder to shake into
your shoes, now SO largely advertised and
sold all over the country. Allen S. Olmsted,
of LIE Roy, N. Y, is the owner of the trade
mark '"Foot-Ease," and he is the first indi-
vidual who ever advertised foot powder
extensively over the country. He will send
sample Free. to anyone who writes him for
It: The decision in this case upholds his
trademark and renders all parties liable
who fraudulently attempt to profit by the
extensive '",Foot-Ease" advertising, in plac-
ing upon the market spurious and similar
appearing preparation, labeled and put up
II! IN envelopes and boxes like Foot-Ease. Sim
1iar suits will be brought against others who
are now Infringing on the Foot Ease trade
mark and common law rights
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21
VASSAR GIRLS EAT.
Appetite for Pancakes,
Eggs, Milk and Vegetables.

"a great deal of studying is done at
Vassar, doubtless. But a part of the
daily programme which is never neg
lected in the least, no matter what else
suffers, is the table. The motto of the
college girl who is not dig is: Eat,
drink and be merry, for tomorrow we
work. And there are no digs at Vas
sar."
The Poughkeepsie student home on
''furlough" paused and looked thought
full for moment.
The sum total of table destruction
during the year is appalling" she con-
tinued. 1.-THE Vassar farm comprises
nearly 300 acres. The asparagus beds
cover an acre of ground, and in the sea-
son yield from IS to IS punches daily.
Thousands of punches of celery are de-
voured by ethereal freshmen, sopho-
mores,z seniors and juniors every year;
hundreds of bushels of tomatoes, onions
and potatoes are required to keep pace
with mental progress, and quantities
of milk, eggs and bread that would
make the delicate young lady of the
bonbon-eating period of 30 years ago
faint with horror are yearly consumed
by these vivacious damsels who can
read Latin and jump fve-barred gates
with equal facility. About 50 cows are
owned by the college, and they supply
the girls with about 100000 quarts of
milk annually. The Vassar girl is fond
of an egg for her breakfast. That is
why about 100000 eggs disappear every
year.
IF there is one thing more. than
Latin and Greek, and psychology and
geometry, and trigonometry, that the
Vassar girl likes, it is pancakes. The
quantity of pancakes consumed at the
college is enormous. The griddle is ten
feet long and three feet wide. The Vas
sar pancake has a turn and brown that
are peculiarly its own. In spite of the
girls fondness for cakes, however, only
about 1900 are consumed at breakfast"
IN. Y !. Advertiser.
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There is more Catarrh in this section of
the country than all other diseases put to-
gether, and until the last few years was
Supposed to be incurable. For a great many
years doctors pronounced it local disease,
and prescribed local remedies, and by con.
stantly failing to cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable Science. has proven
catarrh to be constitutional disease, and
therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by T. j .
Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only
taken internally in doses from 10 drops to
teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case it
fails to cure Send for. circulars and testi-
monials. Address F. j. Cheney & Co., To
ledo, Q. Sold by Druggists, 75c. SIS
Halls Family Pills are the best ..
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SO RAILWAY MARVEL, q.
a Aaeom 0ttye3 That Jumped Twenty
Eight Feet Over an open
Draw. ...s

James +. White, the general superin-
1endent of the railway mail service at
washington, keeps on his desk, in the
post office department, several photo
graphs which attract much attention.
Ihese pictures, according to Mr. White,
Illustrate the most unaccountable and
remarkable feat ever performed by
rallroad locomotive. In fact, the per-
formance is one which, in the ordinary
course of events, would only seem pos
slble where human intelligence was
employed, and it is most difficult to be-
heve that it was accomplished by
mere machine, creature of man.
In speaking about the photographs
the other day., Mr.. White remarked:
Ihey have never appeared in print to
my knowledge, and were taken for the
railway mail service because OF the curl
Gus nature of the great accident at New
Hamburg, N. Y, which they represent.
This accident occurred on the first of
September, 1892, when New York G.
Chicago railway postal car ran into an
open drawbridge at 6:15 in the morn
ing, the car being badly wrecked and
portion of the mail matter lost. The
engineer and fireman, who, on account
of the sudden and unexpected nature of
the accident, were not afforded time to
jump, were killed, as well as one postal
clerk, John II. Cain, while M. E. Toomey,
clerk in charge, was seriously injured.
The other clerks escaped unhurt.
'oThe train was behind time, and was
running at terrific rate of speed to
make up, and had reached the bridge
before it was discovered that the draw
was open. There was no time to do any,
thing but jump, and this is what the
big engine did. It actually cleared the
2s-foot draw and landed safely on the
other side, the train going down
through the opening. This is the big
gest jump ever recorded by locomo-
tive, and the post office department
officials think it will never be equaled.
''To this day no satisfactory explana-
ton has ever been offered to account
for the long jump of the locomotive, and
il can only be said, in partial explana-
ton, that the engines momentum must
have been so very great that it had,
to a certain extent, overcome it's own
u "C1S anu luC uol I'll al
laws of the attraction of gravitat;on
which held it to the earth and made it
for the moment free agent that did,
until the speed was slackened, literally
fly through space. How otherwise could
il, without the least support, have
passed through a greater space than it's
own length? = ~ FL" -. j.
1.-The feature Of this remarkable acct
dent has never been prominently
brought out before by the railway mail
service, as, despite the assertion of the
superintendent of the rolling stock of
the New York Central at the time, that
the engine had made the unheard-of
jump through the air Of % feet, pulling
the mail car after it, the postal authori-
ties were slow to believe that a more
satisfactory explanation, accounting for
the presence of the engine on the other
side of the draw would come to light,
but it never has nor will."-Philadel-
phia Inquirer.
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Shake Into Your Shoes

. Aliens Foot Ease, powder for the feet.
feet and instantly takes the sting OUT Of
fcorns and bunions. It's the greatest comfort
discovery Of the age Allen Foot Ease makes
tight or new shoes feel easy. It is certain
cure for sweating, callous and hot tired, ach-
ing feet TRY it today. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, Csc. Trial package FREE.
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Loves Labor Lost.

He~looked into her eyes soulfully, but she
seemed totally oblivious of it,. -
There was admiration and love. in his
Nance, but she did not heed it.
There was passion and rapturous longing
IN it, but it did not affect her.
The fact of the matter was that he was
1ross-eyed and she did not know whether it
bs all LIP nt a for her or the girl on the
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21
ADDreciative.

'What a beautiful specimen Of inlaying!"
exclaimed the guest.
eyes," replied Mr.. Cumrox, as he put his
ssbut that isn't anything. You ought to
have seen the outlay it represents. pitts
burgh Dispatch.
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Removed the Cause.

First Oculist-I had the most interesting
case yesterday that ever had to attend to.
Second Oculist-What was it?
II found that instead of an ordinary pupil
in her eye my daughter had a college stu
dent l removed it. philadelphia Call
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21

There is no better recommendation in the
world than a woman's satisfaction; that is
one of the reasons why the calicoes and fine
prints of William Simpson 4 Sons are in
such universal favor .-...: =.
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KlOnIicitis,

Bilks-Hello! where are you going with
that door mat? :
Gilks-Taking it to the assay Office A
friendIof mine, just returned from the Klon.
dixie, called on me and wiped his feet on it
Richmond Dispatch. q.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21
The American Navy, Cuba and Hawaii.

TIC AmerIcan Navy, CuDa and Hawaii.
A PORTFOLIO in ten parts, sixteen views in
each part, of the finest half tone pictures
of thu American Navy, Cuba and Hawaii
has just been published, and the Chicago,
Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway has made
arrangements for special edition for the
benefit Of it's patrons and will furnish the
full set, one hundred and sixty pictures, for
one dollar. In view of the present excite
ment regarding Cuba these pictures are
very timely. Send amount with full adj
dress to Geo. H. Heafford, General Passen-
ger Agent G. M. & st. P. Ry., Chicago, Ill.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21

Fits stopped free and permanently cured
No fits after first days use of Dr.. Kine's
Great Nerve Restoref. Free So trial bottle &
treatise. DIR. Kline, 933 Arch st., Phila., Pa
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21

:. ArDose in Time Saves Nine of Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar for Coughs.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Al
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25e
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The more work man has, the more other
people want him to do THEIRS Washington
Democrat. r.. ~. .--r..~.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21

One-half Of the people are trying to invent
schemes to get the other half's-~ money
Washington Democrat.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21

We think Piso's Cure for Consumption is
Pinckard, Springfield, ILL.,, Oct. l, 1884,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21

The gestures of woman with pretty
hands are always beautiful-Washingto
Democrat ----.- =
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21

To marry for money, may turn out to be
ike going to the hornet for honey.-Ram's
Horn.
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Remafnder and Reminder.

ttWhat cute little shirt you have for
pen wiper, Mr. Jotley!"
Yes; that's the only On woclen n1ndNsrgaE-
World.
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Curvature of the Earth.

Careful measurements prove that the
average curvature OF the earth is 6.99
inches to the statute mile. h.
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One advantage about onions, they can't
spoil Washing Democrat.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-04-21
The Ruling Passion.

The Ruling Passion.
I offered that lady $500 for her interest in
the proptry and she refused to consider the
proposition:''
. II offered her s49e 80 and she jumped at
it."-Detroit Free Press.
The San Francisco call., 1898-05-09
A Few SpeCtdClGS Seen al Recreation Park

ment at the alertness of the Frenchman In order to give this wonderful athlete chance against some of the San Francisco players purse of $25O has been put up by Fishburn and Phil Ryan for game next Sunday against R. Linehan, M: J. kilgallon and J. Riordan. This game will be played in the Frenchman'S own way with the racquet; no hand hits will be allowed
 From the preparations going on with the local players the game on Sunday promises to be both interesting and novel, as it is something new in handball in this city.
 The games played at Ryan's yesterday were:
 D. Began and E. White 21. 1S 21; P. Hutchinson and J. Hogan, IA. 21, r.
 L. Waterman and E. McDonough, 2I, I5. 2l; ". Manion and c. Mcdonald; 2l. IA. q; M McNeil and P. Steiner 16, 21. 20.
 M Maguire and E. Barry, 21 15, 21; E. Cur ley and M. Mclaughlin. F. 2l IS.
 P. Ryan and D. O Brlen. 21, IS, 21; J. Leo nard and W Manion, r, 21, l6.
 D. Rodgers and L. Corraine, 21, 15. 21; P. Steiner and H. Danger. 13, 21. 19.
 M J. Kilgallon and R. Linehan, 21. r. s21; J. C. Nealon and P. Donnelly. Is. 21. 15.
 In a triple handicap game between Pierre
The San Francisco call., 1898-05-09
SAN JOSE WAS
 BADLY BEATEN The Boys From the South Worked Against Too
 Heavy Odds.
Phenomenal but Scattered Playing Marked the Work
 of the Visitors.
The Features of the Game as Seen on Other Diamonds Over the
 State.
BY JOE CORBETT.

Manager McGucken and his band of baIl-tossers from San Jose opened up at Recreation Park yesterday afternoon with the San Franciscos. and were de- feated by a score of 10 to 2.
 Although the sun was most generous with its supply of light and heat. the cold wind, which seems to be one of the attractions at Recreation Park at this time of the year, was very much down East" in type. Furs and whiskers would in no way be out of place, especially toward the latter part of the game when the wind really had Klondike appear ance. It made no difference to the 250O fans present, however, for they re- Inained the entire game, not soul leaV- ing until the last man was out.
 The wind was greatly against the pitchers, or rather against MT. lberg, and therefore it narrowed down to a proposition as to which club could play the livelier game.
 The San Franciscos proved superior in that regard, putting up grand contest both at bat and in the field.
 San Jose seemed to have a chance for about four innings. Then those hard hitting Frisco" boys woke up, and with a couple of well-placed hits, fntermingled with two bases on balls, misplay by stupefied with the ball in his hand-gave them four runs. They were never Tn danger after this inning, yet kept up the good work, scoring two more runs Ill the fifth inning and four in the, eighth.
 Ham" Iberg, the great was in very poor form. giving six bases on balls, pc sides being touched up for thirteen hits The players say that Ham was so anx- ious to beat the Friscos, owing to the number of his old comrades now playing in the team, that 1t made him nervous The trouble, however, was Ham s in ability to locate the plate. He continually kept giving batters two and three balls, and then had to put the ball over, when 1t was invariably hit hard. It must not, however, be overlooked that the Frisco team as it lined up to-day, is a mighty hard club to beat. A pitcher has got to gregation, or the base-hit column will be full to over1owing. They played a superb game, and there is no reason why they should not continue to do so. At bat they are demons, and if they can keep up the gait they struck in yesterdays game mento will have to look to their colors. In Krug they have a great pitcher. San Jose made but two hits off his delivery, and in one inning he retired the side on three pitched balls. His speed and con- trol were wonderful, considering the fact weeks. If he can keep up the. pace ne struck yesterday Iberg and Harvey will no longer be his Supertors.
 The features of the game were the pitching and batting of Krug, the fielding of "'Blockers'' Hanley, who in the seventh the bases full, allowing all hands to score, the batting of Hammond and Egan's three-base hit. McGucken played the best game for San Jose. accepting four chances in the outfield without breaking a leg. Following Is the score: