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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29
A WORKOUT FAD.
Spring rIedicines," "BloOd Purifiers"
and "Tonics" an Old=Fash-
toned Idea.

Pure blood. strong nerves and muscles,
firm. healthy flesh can. only come from
wholesome food we'll digested Blood
purifiers" and nerve tonic do not reach
the cause OF the mischief The stomach
is the point to be looked after. The safest
and suresr way to cure any form of in
digestion is to take after each meal some
harmless preparation of this kind conn
posed of vegetable essences, pure pepSin.
golden seal and fruit salts, sold by Drug
gists under the name OF Stuart's Dyspep-
sia tablets. ard these tablets taken after
meals assist digestion wonderfully, be-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29
TALES OF THE DAY.
Keen-eyed Valor.

A barber of Lubec, Me-. has closed his
shop and posted the following notice on
the door:
ITO the Public: This barber shop will
be closed for a brief period. as the pro-
Drietor has gone to help a few of Uncle
Sans BARRIERS DIETER known as soldiers)
scraoe the face of the Western Hemis-
nhere clear of an obnoctious growth of
whiskers. commonly called Sraniards- l
shall not be gone long. as Dewey and
Sampson are applying the lather, and
everything points to a quick job, and
a clean one. l wish to thank the pub
lie for past patronage and on my return
hope TO have share also"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29
DEATH OF ISAAC HUNTER.
An Old-time Resident Passed Away
Yesterday.

Isaac Hunter one of the first settlers
in Utah, died yesterday. after a long
Illness cancer being the cause.
Mr.. Hunter was widely known, and
in the early days was famous as the
strongest man in Utah. His feats are
related By those who were associated
with him, and it is doubtful if there
is a MAI living here today who can
duplicate what he did.
Mr. Hunter was SO years of age, and
was highly respected. The funeral will
take place at the Sixteenth ward meet
ing house on Monday. at p. m.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

It is four weeks today since Dewey
made his famous fight at Manila and
displaced Spanish power in the east
Ever since that memorable morning
the people have been anMously waiting
for similar news from Sampson and
schley, but thus far it has not come.
All they ask is that the Spanish fleet
give them an opportunity to demon
strate what manner of seamen they
are. the result viii be approved by
the American people.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

cause they will digest the food promptly
before II has time to ferment and sour,
and the weak stomach relieved and as
sisted in this way soon becomes strong
and vigorous again.
Stuart'S Dyspepsia Tablets are superior
TO any secret patent medicines, because
you know what you are taking into your
stomach.
They are sold by druggists everywhere
at soc per package. Write f. A Stuart
Co.. Marshall, Mich, for book on stom-
ach diseases. mailed free.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

The appointment of Mr.. Hobart of
New Jersey. TO be major reminds the
people that there is such an office as
vice president of the United States and
that there is such a man as Garrett a.
Hobart
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

The Colorado volunteers in San Fran
cisco are suffering from dyspepsia, su-
perinduced by too much pie and cake.
Now they have the nightmare in con-
sequence. but after a while the mem
DRY of this pie and cake viii be pleas
ant dream.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29
Cincinnati Enquire

Cincinnati Enquirer: "If had wife. -
said the young man. Il would not want
her TO be out at clubs, discussing public
matters far into the night
Neither would you want her to discuss
private matters at home far into the
ni-ht; said the oldish man, but she
would. just the same"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Spain has very funny way of fight
ing to the bitter end. Il she will give
Sampson or Schley just half a chance
then she will have an opportunity to
prove that Sagasta's words are not
mere boasting.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29
STOCKS AND INVESTMENTS.

Utah Bank and Commercial Stocks. and
other High Grade investment securities
bought and sold
Loans on Stocks.
pivi6end-paying stocks bought and sold
Investment orders from Institutions.
trustees of estates and capitalists will re-
ceive the best of attention.
JOHN c. CUTLER. JR..
Tel. 127. SO Main Street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

When it comes TO furnishing volun-
teers it must be conceded that Mon
tana is easily first. And she is one of
the states that Mr.. Cleveland char
acterized as undesirable.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29
WIT AND HUMOR.

Boston Herald: One of the war CORES
pondents of London paper, writing from
Key West has cabled this to his paper:
Cubee, or not Cubee?
That's the Key Westian.
And at last accounts he had not been
called home.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Cleveland Plain Dealer: do you know
any Duns on Dewey. dear?"
See here what do you want of them?"
Il want to teach EN- to Billie Grimes,
and Billie viii tell EN- in school and that
will make teacher down on him."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Darwin taught the doctrine of the
descent of man from monkeys and the
authorities at Washington seem to be
monkeying with the descent of men
upon Cuba
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

The purpose of the attack on San
Juan was to develop the position of the
batteries. What of the new batteries
that have been erected since the bonn
bardment?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

What has become of that reliable
source" of information at Santiago de
Cuba? The most reliable thing about it
appears to be its unreliability.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

The Spanish will feel that they have
the god of battles with them so long
as their navy escapes a meeting with
the American fleet, but no longer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

a salt water breed of toads has been
discovered. This must be the breed
that is preserved alive in rocks for
so many thousands of years.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Is it true that no news about the
Spanish fleet is good news? If it is,
then there is plenty of good news.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

The Idaho Prohibitionists have
nominated a woman for governor. If
elected she should make a spanking
executive.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Washington Star: do you think you
will succeed in outwitting, the Yankee
Il don't say that we'll "outwft them =,
was the answer. but the landsmen shall
not have all the glory. Well give them
almost as much difficulty in finding where
we are located nautically as they had in
discovering where we stood diplomatic
cally.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

The troops that have started for the
Philippines viii see fighting, in all
probability, before those intended for
Cuba viii.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

1t is said Spain is seeking an oppor-
tunity to lay down her arms. If this
is so she is making a very still hunt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

That Spanish fleet is guilty of per-
nicious activity and should be made to
cease it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Well. re rather be right than be vice
president"
Chicago Record: Lucy-So you called
on papa this afternoon. did you? And
did he strike You as being inclined TO
favor our marriage?
Ton.-No. he tried to strike me with a
paper weight. but I lodged it.
Why linger you SO far from home, Ger
vera2
Why did you cross the oceans foam.
CerYeray
All, Cervera, .admiralo. why did you goo.
near the foe-o?
All. Cervera. admiralo. ali. Maduro. also
Poloi
All. Cervera. Espagnola, Castilona. BARGE
Iona;
All. Cervera, get you home join De LONE;
Adiosi
plain DEALER
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

The Cape Verde fleet has been bot
tied up. but the bottle seems to have
been lost in mid-ocean.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

There is no longer any question as to
whether the Spanish fleet has coal TO
burn; it has.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29
NS-MISSISSIPPI EXPOSITION
OPENING AT OMAHA,
June 1. 1893.

For the above occasion the Union
Pacific will sell tickets TO Omaha and
return on May 20 and 30 at rate of $S2.
Take advantage of the opportunity and
purchase your tickets via the Overland
Route at POI Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

The administration is determined to
locate the Spanish fleet if it takes all
summer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

A battle is expected soon. just as
soon as the Spanish will fight.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

The question of the hour-Where i.
Cervera at?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

By boycotting French goods people
can be economical as well as patriotic
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

'-Of course, John said a teacher re-
ported by the Detroit Journal. you would
rather be right than be president"
After thinking the matter over for a
few moments. John cautiously replied:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

In saying that Cervera is hemmed
in it should not be forgotten that the
henlnling is usually on the outskirts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Cervera's fleet may be gone, but it is
not forgotten.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

General Alger is secretary of war. but
General Hesitancy seems to be run
ming the department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

The sham battles at Chickamauga are
the most warlike things of the war.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Here is the government calling for
more volunteers and yet it refuses to
volunteer any information.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Secretary Alger cann3t better serve
his country than by resigning or dying.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

following Forth National 2ank
o. Phiadclph well for 2pSns Tabulcs:
teller he I duous Gh being
Of the bn the Unnl must nave accuracy and stn q both hand
almost rniged numbers mist be boh quick and accurate clear brain
Friday I'll
quickly
and the
butt
suffering headaches p.cratn
nrcd
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Jason's expedition to Colchis was a
holiday affair compared with Samp-
sons and Schley's search for Cervera.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Where roll the Vizcaya and Ami
rante Oquendo?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Speaking of the basis of peace the
base line will run from Cuba to Luzon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29
COMMENTS OF THE PRESS.

st. Louis Republic: In ordinary affairs,
boards are better in council than in COM
mand. In war, direction by boards IS
ridiculous. It is an enterprise which
should be left in ali essential functions TO
the few especially trained in the trade.
I our successful soldier is strategist as
well as a fighter. He proves possession
of the one quality as quickly as the
other. And ne can no more be directed
in the use of one than the other.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

president
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

Omaha World-Herald: We hasten to
inform our good friends whose eyes are
upon the Philippines that Greoge Dewey.
not the board of strategy. is running
things over there. II they will bear this
in mind they will be enabled to avoid
some almighty serious complications.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-05-29

New York Timeslddt is high time that
the president provided himself with a Sc
rious secretary of war. either a man who
knows or man who knows that he does
not know, and is willing to defer to those
who do know upon matters within the
scope of their own profession The cor
IS worse than discouraSing. It is serious
ly threatening.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05
Europe's Two Gayest Capitals.

"The streets are filled with beau
tiful things, mostly German Off
GERS, p" writes Lillian Bell from Ber-
lin in The Ladies Home journal.
"The only trouble is that they
themselves seem to know it only too
we'll, and as they will not give us
any Of the sidewalk we are obliged
to admire them from the cutters.
The only way you can keep Ger
mans from knocking you into the
middle of the street is to walk side
ways and pretend you are examin-
ing the shop windows. Paris seems
city of leisure; Berlin a city of
war. The streets of Paris are quite
as full of soldiers as Berlin, but
French soldiers are not impressive.
They are understood and badly
dressed and badly groomed. Their
trousers are much too long. To me
they seemed to need only belt at
the ankle to turn them into perfect
Russian blouses. But English and
German soldiers seem to be in per-
feet condition, as though they could
go to war at moments notice"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05
How Sir Henry Irving Takes Pains

during the Merchant Sir Hen
would coach me up in my part in
''The Bells, which we played on
Saturday nights to give Miss Terry
a rest. The anomaly of Shylock
conversing with servant of Portia
did not matter, as the act drop was
down. If genius be the faculty of
taking pains, Irving must be gen
Jus, for if it were the last perform
ance of play and he saw something
that would improve it he would
adopt it. Months after we had been
playing the Merchant" he called
me and said, at would be better,
Ganthony, if your spurs jingled a
little more as you entered and cross.
ed the stage" / accordingly had
two metal disks put in each, the
sound from which should have sat
isfied all the requirements of dra-
matte art. The company was very
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05
The Destructive English Sparrow.

l once saw a single pugnacious lit
tie house wren engage whole flock
of English sparrows. He was more
than a match for three OF four of
them; but in the end, l regret to
say, he was killed outright before
my eyes. This is the only instance
of the kind have ever seen. A lady
friend tells me that a Baltimore
oriole started to build his wonder
full pensile nest last season in an
apple tree near her home and that
the English sparrows made bitter
war upon him and his house. She
watched the struggle one evening,
and the next morning, the oriole
not appearing, she went into her
garden and found him lying dead
under the apple tree, with his head
pecked open. have often been
witness to the violent interference
by them in the nest building of rob-
ms and orioles, and, outnumbered
as our native birds are, they always
relinquish their task. Here is a
problem. A report presented to us
by the department of agriculture
shows that single pair Of English
sparrows may in single decade
bring into existence 275,710, 9s3, sos
defendants. What is to become of
our beautiful native song birds when
the English sparrow swarms over
the lands AS yet, except immedi-
ately around the farmhouses, this
offensive bird is not often seen in
the country districts. = Lynn T..
Sprague in Outing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05

prone 10 say, LOOK at the men the
guv'nor has to work for him. for
getting that men must be selected
like anything else, and what they
do must be criticised by superior
intelligence, OF a superlative pre-
sentiment of stage plays is impossi-
BILE.
When poacher's hut was set for
the first time, with all the windows
beautifully painted, Irving rammed
piece of straw into one of them
and said, "That's better - The bro
ken window gave character, as did
the ornate furniture in the following
"set'' of the interior of a mansion.
the appropriateness of which was
as critically examined.-"R Random
Recollections.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05
Contrary to Ethics.

Il am very much inclined to sus-
poet that you misled me when you
said you had experience on the
stage, remarked the stage manager
Of the Dashing Daisies Burlesque
company.
"Why, isn't my work satisfac.
torys" inquired the comedian.
eyes, but you took it very good
naturally when the manager said
he'd pay you part of your salary
now and the rest later. washing.
ton Star.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05

Karl's Glover Root Tea is pleasant
laxative. Regulates the bowels, puri-
fies the blood. Clears the complexion.
Easy to make and pleasant to take. 25 cenrs
Sold by g. w, Houston.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05
Whooping Cough.

I had little boy who was nearly
dead from an attack of whooping
cough. My neighbors recommended
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. did
not think that any medicine would
help him, but after giving him few
doses of that remedy / noticed an inn
provement, and one bottle cured him
entirely. 1t is the best cough medicine
/ ever had in the house.-J. L. Moore,
South Burgettstown, Penn. For sale
by G. w. Houston, Extra; A. H. Rob-
erts, Audubon.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05
His Scheme,

II have come" said the young
man, ito ask you to let me have
your daughter.
"Never!" shouted the millionaire.
"Thanks!'' answered the other as
he hurried away. "Up to this time
she has refused to smile upon my
suit. When I tell her that you OBJ
ject to me, she will be mine. Chi
cago Record.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05
TROUBLE ABOUT THE HATS.
Effects of observation-disclosures Among Mem

DSTs VI Il SIuD III newark
There is club in Newark, N. j.,
whose members seem to have con-
siderable trouble about their hats
when they lay them in the rack at
the clubhouse. There have been fire.
quent instances lately in which
members have been unable to find
their own hats when ready to go
home. 1t is a most sedate club, with
membership largely made up of
staid, middle aged merchants, man.
ufacturers and professional men,
and there is not the slightest reason
for attributing the exchange of
headgear to popularity or convivial-
ity.
tits regarded as simple absence of
mind when a sober lawyer goes
home with derby three sizes too
SMALL for him perched on the top of
his head and compels some equally
grave member to wear a hat which
rests on his ears, or when member
leaves his silk hat behind and hur-
ries home wearing a soft hat which
is the counterpart of one hanging in
his own hall.
1t is said that this latter occur
renee happened quite recently and
that when the member reached home
and saw his own brown alpine on
the hall rack he compared the two
hurriedly and FASTENED back to the
club just in time to find the owner
of the brown hat making a time
about its disappearance. The fus-
tered member handed over the soft
hat and explained the mistake, but
was still more fustered when the
other member said:
"But this is not my hat. I buy my
hats of Smith, and this is one of
jones'"
In comparing the hats in his hall
the absentlninded member had nat
! urally put his own hat on his head
and rushed back to the club. The
two members live close together,
however, and the exchange was
made that night. Another case
which happened did not end SO pleas.
antly. A member walked off with
another members hat and discover.
ed next morning that it had the
owners name in it, He called upon
the owner of the hat at his place OF
! business and said:
II believe have got your hat.
took it from the club last night anG
left mine behind. Did you gel
minei"
81 don't know. got some old hal
and woreit home, but the first thins
I did this morning was to buy new
hat and throw the old one away"
The visitor was somewhat abash
ed, and after a moment said:
''What had I better dos I dom
want to be wearing your hat around
town.
i "You had better do as did. G,
buy a new hat and throw mine away
TWAS pretty good hat and reason
ably new, but don't want it. w
got better one now. New Yorl
/ Sun.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05
Didn't Last.

II thought you said it was a case
of love at first sight2"
II did, but she soon got her Sec
ond sight and weakened on me. y
Detroit Free Press
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05

NiANTED!-Several trustworthy gentle
w men or ladies to travel in Iowa for an
established, reliable house. Salary $4,000
and expenses. Steady position. Enclose
reference and self addressed stamped en-
velope. THE DOMINION COMPANY, Chica-
90. Illinois.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-05-05
Ancient Lays.
s1Yan.' u

"You don't mean to tell me that
hen is 9 years old9"
yep"
"And still laying?"
yep"
"Say, she must be the hester Of
her profession. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.