The Portland daily press., 1898-10-27
Mr.. pooLEY ON THE PRESIDENT.
He Continues Hepnessy's Political Eduoa-
ton.
(Chicago Journal.)

Didn't We see him?" asked Mr.. Hen
nessey.
"Faith I did not!'' said Mr.. Dooley.
''If tits meetin' me he's afther, all ne mas
to do is to get on ca-ar and r-ride out TO
number nine. double -naught-nine Arch
ley, r.road, an stop whin he sees tn sign
iv TIL Tipp'rary Boodweiser Brewing
Company. I'm here from in the morn
in till midnight, an tn rest OF tn
time I'm in the back room in TIL ar-arms
iv Or-rphyus, as Hogan says. Don't
rap-come in. TIL President is as well
come as any respectable married man.
will give him a chat an dhrink FIR 15
cints, an as we're not, as frind iv mine
in tn grocer and pothry business says,
intirely a commercial an industhreel ma
tion. If he has tn S1crety iv the Threas-
cints, which is TIL standard iv value
among civilized nations TIL wurruld over.
Prisidint iv tn United States, says ye?
Well, I'm prisidint iv this liquor sthore,
firm tn pitcher iv tn Chicago fire above
tn washstand in tn back room to TIL
dure step. Beyond that be longs to tn
policeman on the bate. An Amurrican's
home. as one iv tn potes says, is his cas-
tie till tn morgedge fall due. An divvii
fut will I put out iv this dure to see
e'er prisidint, prince or potentate firm
tn Gear Nv Rooshia to tn King iv Bool-
gharia. Theirs Prisidint Mack at TIL
udjitoroom. an here's Prisidint Dooley
at nine. double-naught.nine an tn ZENITH
iv TIL sthreet between thin. Says he:
Come over to tn hotel an see me- Says
1: IF ye find ye.ersslf thrun firm a
ca-ar in me neighborhood, dhrop in. An
there ye ARE.
81 may niver see him. may go to
me grave without gettin' an eye on TIL
wan man besides meself that don t know
what th' furriu' policy iv tn United
States is goin' to be. An he, poor man.
whin some wan asts him: Did ye liver
meet Dooley?' will have to say: NO; 7
had TIL chanst wanst, but me accursed
pride kept me from visitin' him.
81 r-read his speeches though, an know
what he's doin.' Some " thin ARE
great. He attinded tn banket given be
tn Prosperity Brigade at tn hotel where
he's stoppin'. Twas magnificent as
simblage Nv tn laborin' classes, costin'
fifteen dollars plate an on'y disturbed
whiu q weli-to.do gintleman in tn dhry
goods business had to be thrun out FIR
takin' kick at waiter. I Tread be
tn papers that whin Mack come in he
was rnycsived by tn gatherin' with
shouts iv approval. TIL prooeedin's was
opened with prayer that Providence
might r-remain undher tn protection "
tn Administration. TIL Sicrety iv tn
- FILL dxxrfth
highly commendin' the Threasury
Department durin' tn late war,
but says he, L cannot, he says, so far
forget mesilf, he says, as not to min
tion, he says, that, he says. If it had
MT been FIR tn sublime pathreetism an
we honor, he says, in putin me on tn
foorce,' he says, I might not be here to-
night, he says.
9TH Sicrety iv tn fhreasury was fol-
lowed be tn Gin'ral Shafter. 'Gintle-
men, says he, lit gives me- he says,
| great pleasure. he says, to be prisint
in tn midst ~ so many an so various
vittlss,' he says. 'Iv coorse,' he says, 4
reelize me own gr-rat worth. he says,
but, he says, 4 wud have to be more
| than human, he says, to overlook tn
debt iv gratithood,' he says, 'th' country
owes he says, ito tn man whose fore
sight, wisdom an prudence brought me
l
says. .Gintlemen.' he says, 'onless ye
have lived in TIL blackboard fer months
on tn parcbed deserts iv Cuba, he says,
| we little know what a pleasure it is he
says to drink he says, ito tn author
| iv our bein' here, he says. An Ginral
| Miles whit out an punched tn beilboy.
Mack r-rose up in perfect hurcane Nv ap-
plause an says he: Gentlemen he says,
| IAN fellow heroes, he says, L alone shud-
| mt have tn credit iv this gloryous vic
thry. They ARE others "a voice:
'Shafter. Another voice; 'GageP
| Another voios: 'Dooley.') But | pass
to more conganial line iv thought he
says. I'VE have just emerged firm tur.
rible war, he says. Again. he says,
| I'VE ar a united Union he says No
north he says, mo south, no east, he
says, mo west. No north east point
east he says. 'The' inimies iv our
country has been cr-rushed,' he says
mint talkin,' he says, his hellish doc.
thrines to tn alloygotars,' he says TIL
nation is wanst more at peace undher tn
gran goI standard, he says, Now he
says, 'th' question is what shall we do
with tn fruits iv victhryp he says. "a
ton commands us to be up an doin','
he says. We are-re bound,' he says, to
| TO reeIize our destiny, WHATEVER 1t may
| be. he says. we can not TURN back:
he says. 18th hands iv tn clock that, even
as speak, he says, is r-rushin' through
tn hear-rats Nv men. he says, 'dashin' It's
spray against tn star iv liberty, an hope
| but a steady purpose to do tn best we
can, oonsiderin' all TIL circumstances iv
to- case, he says. I hope have made
tn matther clear to ye,' he says, AN.
| with these few remarks he says, 4 will
turn TIL job over to destiny he says
| which is sure to lead us liver on an back
an forth, united an happy people, liv-
| in. he says, 'undher an administration
that, thanks to our worthy. president an
his cap-bl an earnest advisers, is second
| to none. he says"
"What do you think ought to be done
with tn fruits iv victhry?" Mr.. Hennes-
y asked.
! siWell," said Mr.. Dooley, If twas
I'D to me I'd eat what was r-ripe an give
What wasn't rripe to me iniuly. An
Juess that's what Mack MEANS
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