The Wichita daily eagle., 1898-09-30
Outlines Of Oklahoma

7. S. Drummond. Of the Enid Sun. has
been printer for ffty-four years
A man at Pawnee is advertising for two
estray female hegs They were probably
sows.
The Indian Rough Rider, William ]. Pol
lock. was named after the present agent
of the Osages.
AS yet the Rough Riders do not call one
another comrades but in after years they
will come TO it.
The minute Jack Admire started in as
a reformer; he also began TO asquire libel
suits for his souvenir collection.
What Keaton needs right now more than
anything else Is competent management Of
his campaign. which he hasn't got
Most of the Introductory speeches at
Republican meetings this year consist of:
Dennis Flynn needs no introduction TO
you
There's disposition over the territory
to allege that Keaton and Flynn both
drink whisky. Callahan probably started
it, He doesn't.
Seymour Price is In luck. He was only
arrested for talking. Once upon time
Ham Sawyer was balonetted for express
ing IN opinion.
F. S. Cashion has received the hat worn
by Roy when he fell There is bullet
hole through the rim. The hat was picked
up and preserved by Commodore H. K.
Love.
Keaton's position on national affairs is
this: He is not in favor of annexa ton of
the Philippines or Cuba He desires Cuba
given TO the Cubans unless they desirs
annexati ton.
Frank McMaster doesn't like the Rough
Rough Rider who couldn't hold his seat
in bucking rocking chair. is already run
ming for office on his war record"
Big deals are consummated in at cattle
town without much ornamental work on
the side. At Chickasha the other day two
men while sitting on the sidewalk traded
three thousand head of cattle.
o. S. DIcAIahan of pkarche. in treating
a boil-hke sore on his horses belly pulled
out a small-sized safety-pin. The pin ap-
parently had been swallowed and worked
its way out through the stomach although
vetenaries can not see how.
Expression of despair from the Purcell
Review: The idea of men ki-whooping
about the great principles of our party
as handed down by jefferson, Lincoln.
and other great minds and then going to
the polls and voting for anything. regard
less of character, that can command whis-
ky enough TO get its name on the ticket"
Guthrie Free Press: Late yesterday af-
ternoon parties came TO Undertaken Red
er's establishment to procure a coffin for
Daniel Walters They said he had COM
mitted suicide by taking 5audanum and
arsenic yesterday about noon. Deceased
lived on a farm one mile south of Lang
ston and was a white man. No reason is
known for his action
Perry Enterprise: Geo. Masters, the
castor bean king" of Oklahoma, now
sports a pair of new crutches and a pro-
nounced limp. He was arranging some
betting in the elevator last Saturday when
one foot slipped from under him throwing
his whole weight onto his right foot which
turned with him and wrenched his ankle
so badly it will be some days before he
will have the full use of it.
r. Q. Bakeney OF the Oklahoman, was
feeling badly the other morning and con-
cluded an editorial as follows: rs this
the promised prosperity? Has the avaunt-
ed plenty come to such an end? This is
not prosperity, but hell. Perish such de-
lusions! Away with such promises! Let
the people dare to be free men once again
and break asunder the bands of delusion
that erstwhile have bound them and as
sert themselves once more" When Dem
ocrat reads this, he says: Splendid
When a Republican reads it. he says:
Rot" When a man who doesn't care any
thing about politics reads it, he says:
County printing"