Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-11-17

thruaiy tenor voice and an ancient
banip yelled. "All tickets ready. please"
ana proceeded go take up % collection.
When you court 10 pretty giri msrs's
nothing % KRIS but her face,
Nothing 90 AZ hut draw your "Ouf'
when your horse has won The race.
n you sake pinch OF snum ghcro'a
nothing Goo do but snccza!
And down 90 peuidn 81. you'll IND
there's nothing o. catch hut neas.
The clock ! bourh some slime ago has
nothing 90 do but tick
n you squat yourself on a pound m
paste there's nothing 30 do but
clicks
n you're riding a bike there's nowhere
Gee fan hut M.
Aud lf YOU swallow had cigar there
nothing 10 DO but cough
/ Nothing. Nothing nothing. Salas
ainck.
I' makes me Wild whcn go out; .horc's
nowhere 90 10 bu, bnck
The h,ld-up process was rudeiy IN.
tprruptei however, hy the double door
nylug open. whcr1upun she cxpoCtiut
mob sufHcd NJ the stairs like n minia.
ure assault On thc hui of W Canpy.
/ 90 be- stopped nt the pay pigc0n hole
by % strong barrier. While this was
In progress the two Eiolwaft policemen
90 The TOO. were lighting Tor their lives
ca Keep thc impatient crowd back; but
3 o. an trauaplrcd with Characteristic
! hriilth good humur ana az W. were
carried up The steps m our feet. we
could hear rruuts. punctunted with aon-
| icnrcH that would make a sphinx smile.
"Ere. Mls1cr. keep scr at pin out ~
me hrye"
chuck yer showing um Gavin: yer
! ac. the hihy7"
Alrs Veii that ends we'll eventually
We arrived hlppY dshov,lcd. and
riean gallery n u wera an American
, show W. were going 60 witness. nt any
| rate McasrH Gait ala not Intend 90 lu-
/ uudurr the transatlantic Innovation
| of free proErnmn. We had 60 pay the
I usuli two pence fDr SCRAP or paper
| bearing the cast Of thc play.
During the interim before 3ho rI1H NJ
I me curtain the general upir NJ CONVEX
. FntI1n amongst tho assembled gods
3 seemed Go. be tho land NJ Uncle Sam
l and the Yankee as they one and lll
| insisted in drlulug ths dWrllerH IN
| that domain. one gentleman in plrfc-
! ular RECALLED select audience with
| tales ~ Caury Island tnd mysterious
/ f1hhitcal eide doors At last up went
! she curtain aud We were soon Ion med nd
rca. How % warmed the cookies nf our
hearts 60 hear the good DID American
accent once aEtlu. "i.nr Marc" Dincu-
] lated an immediate npIghh1r. y
| thought them Yankees h'alNAvF fnrkrd
through their rose" "ph. chuck hlt
listen c1wni yer"
Hope Rora. the nrticaa juvenile from
across the street, seemed 90 walk right
1 INTO the hearts " she gods. wth net
golden hair q hanging down her bach
and the rising infection In her voice nj
the end ~ each serfenrs one admIrci
in particular. remarked 20 the gallery
I ut large that hn would "iisi iolke tn'ug
that little Donnh with the four and six
she large h0ttic air"
The belly patrons apparently hay,
I been educated 90 nasriate q coon par
nH being inHcp1rahle from chat o'
knock about comedy and general huf'
f1ncry that prevails ln the 1rHuaf,
mciodrama consequently the really vel
acted and pathetic part ~ the faithful
old colorcd retainer. Iunaa, was eIme
z what marrod by the oxpectant t.tter 0
the horreplny loving gallery. The aud
rrrr. upstairs ~ least. seemed u NJ
Wacfuily ignorant az to the evcnta r.,
FarllnE the civil war and Gillette
would have conferred a lasting fiyOi
had be- out ISSUED a diagram WITH hi
play. Tor the exciting climax n she frs
act. ~ che fontllrhiA spring ~ re-
vcullng CAPT. Thorne standing plFto
lin hand over the dead BODY uf MI
brother. pfeclpiintei debate. thai
lasted throughout the entire evening
aa 10 who Killed the SPY. The second u'
in which man, cigar ana " tclrgrapl
inHtrumeul play the principal rlleH
came HH "a revelation O. the audience
and after an ~ said and done u Lpndoi
gallery IN composed NJ EUld critics, I'M
consciously they found themselves Nl
lowing. bretth'rHHly, the events, fn
quite thrro minutes. that were ceuteret
IN lho nervous tWitchlng face ~ tn
cigar chewing operator who spoke mo-
a word bur struck matches unt
worked his Instrument amllft sup
pressed excitement until shot thruTl
che hand by the villain 90 the wings
I later lt the downfall " the latter IN
gallery arose 40 one man, yelled them
selves dry and then adjourned ana r.
gated on art and arr until the call %
Z tlmc.
Iut why oxpaGltr on the merits o
Secret Service, Tor, has u not been cN
. plotted IN the press ~ tw1 clu,inenu
na being a play ~ unexpected sltua
uona and stirring cilmnNcn flmcwha
different Ia thc generally accepted iicl
vt mei0draml, N II docs Introduce M
htrkueyed episode m shortening a pal
= 81 pa ~ or She impossible uilsary Ht
unilln af leaving a stack ~ muakru
unglirdcd by Q single sentry ~ a sus
pectfd house, Yes, Secret Service tool
London hy storm O. greater deFre
. even than did The Heart NJ Marylanl
I al the same 4hoiter slnr months iatnf
: GEO. IAcKpI.ANE.