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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
DO YOu KNOW

that in making the trip to Omaha ex-
position you are on the road ONLY
ONE NIGHT if you use the Overland
Limited" of the Union Pacific? Just
the thing for nervous people who prefer
10 travel by daylight; and for Men
of Affairs to whom the saving of =
business day is an important consider
alton, we have the Fast Mail" ONLY
ONE DAY on the road to Omaha Ap-
probation of this Incompatible time,
together with dining car service ana
superior equipment. is best shown by
the popular demand for tickets via the
Union Pacific at the "Old Stand" POI
Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
TALES OF THE DAY
Samples of Ranartee

T. p. O'Connor is writing THE Humors
of Parliament for M. A. p" and in the
current article tells this of Daniel O'Con-
nell: A certain member named Thomas
Massey. who had his eve always on the
pope. brought in a bill to obiiterate the
PoDish affix mas or mass" and SUBJ
stitute the good old Saxon word tide in
all instances. as Christmas or Mtchaelmas
SO that they should read "Christ-tide"
and "Michael-tide. respectively O'Con-
had to say in favor of his scheme. and
then got up and said: Since the honor
able gentleman is so anxious to wipe out
the obnoxious mas from the English vo-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
Anxious For the Queen.

Professor Wilson of Edinburgh Univer-
sity was recently appointed honorary ply
stefan to the queen. On the morning of
his appointment he informed his pupils
of the honor he had received by means of
a blackboard in The lat dtory thus: "PLo-
lessor Wilson informs his stuoents that
he has been this day appointed honorary
physician to the queen. During his tenn
porary absence from the room, one of his
students, to the amusement OF the class,
added the words: God save the queen"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

A silver Republican" who proposes
fusion with Democrats in order to Sc
cure the election of man who repu-
dates the doctrine of protection, and
then favors an alliance with Mckinley
Republicans in the interest of protec-
rion is certainly independent"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

What do people think Of president
who finds himself under such obliga-
fions TO Doodle influences that he re-
tains at the head of our great war
department a man whom he knew at
the time OF bis appointment had a
cowardly record in war and had re-
ceived q dishonorable discharge from
the army?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

General Miles sailed from Porto Rico
to New York in ship called the OBJ
dam. Alger said something like that
when Miles asked permission to parade
his army through Broadway.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
Meets Your Needs.

When you feel tired. languid. nervous
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

The Texas Popursts have pulled
down the name of Cyclone Davis
from their state ticket From this it
may be inferred that. while cyclones
are frequent in the Lone Star state
they are not popular.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Ignatius Donnelly of Minnesota, have
been selected to lead the Populist party
down the middle of the road to defeat
in 1900
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

When the Teller wing of Colorado
Republicans chose Blood for state
chairman, the Wolcott faction gave
them a Broad-side for the purpose of
making Blood run.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Republican newspapers are putting a
half-hitch in their enthusiasm. The
Omaha Bee very gingerly remarks:
This is a Republican year, but not a
year of over-confidence.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

The Republican candidate for COVER
nor of California may be part of
the Southern Pacific system, but he
seems to be a narrow Gage, all the
Ga me
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

The Atchison Globe says: ITO the
strangers within our gates today, if you
don't see what you want ask for it;
it's on ice.' And this from prohibition
Kansas!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

The Populist candidates for the presi-
dency and vice presidency will have
plenty OF time to take nap before the
election comes off.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Miles Standish ought to rise up in
mis- shroud and thank his stars that
it's the other Miles at the head of the
army now.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Mark Hanna doesn't believe the SOL
diers are sick. He thinks the army
slipped on a banana peel.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
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CT Weakness In Men They Treat and
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

General Wheeler would better climb
another tree and reconnoitre before he
proceeds any further in Ayers de-
tense
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

After his meeting with Mccoy 1t is
thought that Corbett will consider the
eSar's everlasting peace proposal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
Very Likely.

First Tramp-What do you suppose the
lady meant by asking me how long 1 had
been out of work?
Second Tramp-She was probably trying
to get at your age.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Donnelly VIII not quote Shakespeare
in any of his campaign speeches.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

The fusion fight in Colorado was car
ried considerably farther than it was
II Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
81 o. Dogskin Gloves CSC.

For women, almost as fine grain as
real kidskin, but will wear much long
err, all street colors, two clasp, pique
seams, regular price SIPS, Thursday
and Friday special, csc,
AT WAT,KER'S
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
COMMENTS OF THE PRESS.

Omaha Bee: If the French ministry is
not careful. it will force Dreyfus to ac-
ceDt the position of popular hero for the
were hooting and bowling at every men
ton of his name. The French DoDulace
is proverbially variable as the wind.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Blood is an appropriate name to be
at the head of the Colorado Republican
organization.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Tit-Bits: Would be-Writer-Wh do you
consider the most important qualfica-
lions for a beginner in literature?
Old Hand-A small appetite.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Hanna's defense of Alger tends to
corroborate other evidences of the
secretery's guilt.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Harper's Bazaar: SheAMy grandfather
was cousin to the Earl of Bullshanty,
twice removed.
He-Twicd removed. Ell? What for?
Didn't he pay his rent?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
At Mullett'S.

Sept. 9, Mothers Friend waists, age
to Is, % cents each; regular 50-cent to
LIS grades. See show windows.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Hoods Pills cure sick headache,
nausea, biliousness and all liver ills.
Price % cents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Cleveland Cohio) has a plumbers con-
Vention. II anyone can afford to go to
conventions it is a plumber.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Mexico with
special reflected that ah dust ana champagne
determined OF Iau
a Louis
"TIow dol eseil?" he asks of the druggist
of en"
f. d. Maury York.
his New excursion
took Tabule after each meal and one before
the Commodore In
few DAYS suffered less from overn
indigestion Nearly
Complained constipation Commodore like good angel produced
followed his kindly
traitor
friend that
Only
them when they go "he
arer regu the bitter
tgS
aton
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
WIT AND HUMOR.

Judge: Mabel heard her tell dad that
the Sun affected her eyes.
Lulu-What did he say?
Mabei-Which sun?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Seattle Post-Intelligencer: The deter
mination of Cavaignac TO resist a revision
of Dreyfus' case is inccmprehensibl bic. 1t
would seem to be a matter of national
honor that the suspicion which now at
tends all the testimony, in his case should
be removed by the most searching inveS-
tigation. There can be no national inter-
est which is to be preserved at the cost
of honor i-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Boston Herald: About the most des-
Is Colonel Patv du Clam. The proper
thing for him to do, under the circum-
stances, would seem to be to borrow the
late Colonel Henry's razor and use ii as
Colonel Henry did. Probably he hasn't
got the courage of a suicide.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Didn't he pay his rent?
Indianapolis Journal: "Chollie is all
right, bat L think his cables have been
Gables cut?'
yes. He has no intelligence"
Chicago Record: Those Perkins girls
seem to be popular
Popular? Their father has advertised
for bids, to build barb-wire trocha
Chicago Tribune: How did the fire
start?"
In the. haberdssher's store. The the
one of the fan neckties and pair of
golf stockings got crossed"
Pittsburg Bulletin: PA" said little
Willie. propounding his sixteenth ques-
ton.
well, my SOM"
PA. how d the man who named the first
bicycle know it was a bicycle?'
Detroit Free Press: Reputation is
good deal like a linen suit"
''How'S that?'
when you undertake to wash it, it I'll
ways shrinks the wrong way"
New York Evening Journal: They say
the !sW FtSn N the moon Is a '0aier
Because he stays out all night"
oh. hiatt nothing. The sun is just as
bad; he don't show up till morning.
Detroit Journal: II throw myself at
your feet" he cried. She trembled with
JOY, yet hesitated. And you won't throw
your soup-plates at my head?' she fall
tered. For she had somewhere heard that
men act as differently as possible after
they have been married while.
Chicago News: The stern professor of
the feminine preparatory school sat at his
desk trying to unravel knotty problem
when a fluffy -haired miss of sixteen ap
preached.
Please. sir she began. in a tremulous
voice. will you grant me permission to go
out riding with my brother this after
noon?"
Now, the old man had not forgotten the
days of his youth, neither was he a fool,
and. looking over his spectacles, he slow
ly said:
$50 you want to go riding with your
brother, do you? BY the way, is this
brother of yours any relation to you?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

seem to invite the introduction of a
religious controversy. 49,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Indianapolis Journal: "Chollie is all
right. but L think his cables have been
cut"
Gables cut?"
Yes. He has no intelligence
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Houston Post: OF course Hanna defends
Aiger. If it had not been for Hanna,
MIR. Mckinley would not have had such
a milestone as this Michigan politician
hung around the neck of the administra-
ton. Hanna is defending himself in de-
Tending Alger
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Chicago Record: Those Perkins girls
seem to be popular.
Popular? Their father has advertised
for bids to build a barb-wire trocha
around the house."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Omaha World Herald: A private in the
Second Nebraska was sent to the divi-
sion hospital at Chickamauga park. He
was in that hospital three weeks with
typhoid fever, and during that whole
time was not given bath The captain
of the company finally severed red tape
and took the poor fellow to a private
house in Chattanooga. where the patient
was nursed back to health. Sick with ty-
phoid three weeks in the division hospital
without bath. " hcls - D--...'a. u
is it politics to denounce such treat
ment of the volunteers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

New York Evening Journal: They say
the man in the moon is a loafer."
"Why?"
Because he stays out all night
''Oh. that nothing. The sun is just a:
bad; he don't show up till morning"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Boston Journal: Iowas Republican
state convention is another which strikes
the true Keynote Of Republican states
manship. 1t declares unequivocally for
the maintenance of THE gold standard
policy of the Republican party THE
monetary standard of this country and
the commercial world" says the Iowa
platform. lis gold. The permanence of
this standard must be assured by con-
gressional legislation, giving to it the vi
tally and value of public law. All other
money must be kept at a parity with
gold. Our money, like our institutions,
should be maintained equal to the best
in the world Thus speaks the emphatic
voice of western Republicanism.
Pittsburg Dispatch:. Having expressed
his delight over Carp Wikoif. a. Won
tauk point, the president issued an order
to remove a large force of regulars from
the camp as soon as possible. The regu-
lars Withdrawn from posts east of the
Mississippi are to return to those posts.
This will renew the ,garrisons along the
Delaware and Potomac, at Buffalo, Co
lumbus. Chicago, Fort Thomas, KY, At
ianta, etc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Chicago Tribune: How did the fire
start?''
In the haberdasher's store. The the
DRY of the insurance companies is that
one of the fab neckties and a pair of
golf stockings got crossed
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08

Pittsburg Bulletin: Pa said little
Willie. propounding his sixteenth ques-
ton.
We'll, my son?''
PA. how'd the man who named the first
bicycle know it was a bicycle?"
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26

A new through Sleeping Car line between
St. Louis and Colorado Syringe viii Ice estuh
lished over the Wabash Rock Island Sh0r0
Line, May 10th, lSBS. The time will be the
fastest made with through service between
these two points BIS many hours. A through
Sleeper viii leave ST, Louis on Wabash trair
No. 3. at 800 %, M arriving al Colorado
Springs the next morning at ll.00, with a di
rect connection for Denver, arriving al llH
a. M. This is the fastest regular through
service ever established between St Lou,
and Colorado. Returning, the Sleeper will
leave Colorado Springs az 235 p M, and ar
rive at Sc. Louis the next evening AT 6.l6.
Patrons Of this line will avoid the only IN.
pleasant feature heretofore attendant on Col
orado travel inasmuch ag the trip through
Missouri's fertile fields will now be by day
light, and the uHattractiyc portion Of kansar
will be travcrlcd during the night. with III,
mountain scenery 10 greet the tourists in the
morning.
The fast time of this line will naturally
commend the Wabash Route TO intending
Colorado tourists.
Particulars will be gladly furnished on ap
Dlication
q, S. CRANE, @. p. q T. A., Sc. Louis.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26

with Local Applications, az they cannot
reach the seat Of the disease, Catarrh Us a
blood or constitutional disease, and ia order
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Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur.
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medicine, IL was prescribed by one Of the
best physicians in this country for years,
and Is a regular prescription, II Is com.
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Sold by all druggists, price 75c.
HaIIg Family Pile are the best.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26

LONESOME men gain prosperity by one
big jump others By hops.
Dick-H0ps2
Eyes; for example, the brewer. Up to
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26

The oftcner a girl has been engaged, tho
more interesting b the announcement W dsf
marriage -AtchlsgH Globe,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26

For W]hooping Cough, PisD's Cure IL a
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The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26

Williams Pink Pills for Pale People and
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aEmma had no faith in proprietary medi.
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was about the first of April when she began
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"While Ill, she lost t~wenty-eight pounds.
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We arc all confident that DR., Williams.
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CALEB BAKER, Notary Public,
Or. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
will cure all diseases arising from a poor and
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a rundown system and are a specific for
paralysis, lOcomotor ataxia and other dis
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The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26

she-Do you believe microbes are got
from kissing2
Hell really have no way Of knowing; you
know. I'm married Eoukers Scotsman.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26

A Ioafer doesn't seem to care for anybody
except those who are busy Wellington
fla democrat.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26

TO Cure a Cold IN One nay
Take Laxative Brom0 Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money If 81 fails 70 cure. 2jc
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26

"His love for her increased after mar
rage. $50 they live together happily en-
NO. they don't live together Of aIE She
married another man Town Topics.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-05-26
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The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1898-06-11
No Irish There.

Two women were discussing the ques-
ton OF where they could spend the sum-
mer, on a street car recently. says an
exchange. A woman evidently of Hib-
ernian extraction, sat directly opposite
and could not fail to hear all that was
said.
Il went to the beach last year." said
one of the women, "but shall not go
there again; there are too many Irish
there. The place is getting to be dread
fully common"
"And |, /" said the other, event 10 the
mountains, and | must confess that l
found the same fault. The Irish were
very plentiful and | shall not 90 there
again.,
This was too much for the old woman
who getting up and starting for the door
remarked:
We'll, yez can both OF yez GO to hell |!
There's no Irish there
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1898-06-11
K. of P. Grand Lodge.
CARSON, New, June 10Th.

VAKSUN, NtV., JUH6 IUtII.
DISPATCH, Wadsworth:
The Grand Lodge elected S. J.
Hodgkinson, Grand Chancellor; c.
Zeigler, Vice Grand Chancellor; f.
Winfrey, Grand prelate; A. B. Stoddard,
Grand Recorder of Records and Seals
]. E. Souscherau, Grand Exchequer
q. A. Macpherson, Grand Master-at-
Arms; l.. Leinaire, Grand Inner Guard
o. J. Clifford, Grand Outer Guard; w.
J. Westerlield, Grand Trustee; j. E.
Bray, Grand Tribune.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1898-06-11
DRESS MAKING.

Mrs. A. F. Carney is prepared to do
all kinds OF dressmaking and will be
pleased to have the patronage of the
ladies of Wadsworih. On Wales street,
next to Wales house.