The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-08
DOoLEY ON DREYFUs.
The whole Case Summed Up, HaIved
nnd Qunrtered.

and Qunrtered.
, Peter Dunn in the Chicago Evening Jour
nal.
Il see be tn pa-apers," said Mr.. Dooley.
that Col Hinnery, tn man that stint me
frind Capn Dhryfuss to tn cage. has
moved on. / suppose theyn give tn Cap'n
new thrile now"
i hope they won't" said Mr.. Hennes-
sy Il don't know anything about 1t, but
think he's guilty. He's a Jew"
well" said Mr.. Dooley, "yeer thoughts
on this subject is inthrestin' but not con-
elusive as Dnrsey said to tn Polaek that
thought he cud lick him Ye have a
fright to ye'er opinion an yen hold It
anyhow, whether we have a fright 10 It
or not. Like most iv ye'er felIow-citizens.
ye start impartial We don't know anny-
| thing about tn case.
II We knew anything ye'd not have an
| opinion wan way or tn other. Theyse
niver been a matter come up in my time
that tn American people was so sure about
| as they ar-re about tn Dhryfuss case
III Frinch ARE not so sure, but theyse
not polsman in this country that can't
tell We where Dhryfuss was whin tn re-
mains " tn poor girl was found. That's
| because tn thrle was secret. III twas on
| open thrile an we heerd tn testimony an
| knew tn language, an saw tn safe afther
twas blown open, ye'd be puzzled an
not care a rush whether Dhryfuss was
! naked in a cage or takin' tay with his
| uncle at tn Benny Birth club.
II haven't made up me mind whether tn
! Cap done tn shootln' or not He was GER
tainly In tn neighborhood whini tn fire
started, an III polls dug up quite a lot
" lead pipe in his back yard. But it's wan
thing TO SUSPECT man Nv doing job an
| another thing 10 prove that he didn't. Me
frind lola thinks he's innocint, an raised
| tn divvle a tn thrile.
I've heard that whin tn Judge come
! on tn bench an opined tn court, Zola
was slttin down below with tn lawyers
Let us proceed says tn impartial an
fair-mlnded judge. TO the thrile iv tn
| haynious monsther, Cap Dhryfuss,' he
says.
up jumps Zola an says he In Frnch:
| Jackuse! he says, which is a name thing
to say to amy man. An they thrun him
out.
Judge says tn attorney fr III d.
hnse, 'gintlemin iv tn jury he says.
" 'Ye'er a liar says tn judge. Cap,
ye'er guilty an We know it, he says. Let
US proceed to hearn' the testimony he
says. Can all tn witnesses at wanst," he
says, AN lave thin have 1t out on tn
huref he says.
BE this time lola had come back an
he jumps up an says he: 'Jackusep he
says. An they thrun him out.
" 'Befure we go amy further" says tn
lawyer FIR tn dehnse, Il wish TO sarve
notice that whin this thrile is over / in
tind. he says, to wait outside. he says,
an hammer tn honrable coort into an
omelet,' he says with these few remarks
! will close, he says.
18th coort,' says tn Judge, Is always
r-ready to difnd tn honor iv France he
says an If larned counsel will consint,'
he says, to step up her FIR a mnnit he
says th' coortll put a sthrangle hold on
him that II not do him a bit Nv good he
says 'Ah,' he says 'heers me oil, frind
Pat this Clam he says, Pat what dye
know about this case?' he says.
" None lV yer business says Pat
Answered like a man an sojer,'
says tn coort.
'Jackuseg says lola firm tn dureway,
an they thrun him out.
Cali Col. Hnnery,' says tn coort.
He rayfuses to answer
" Good, tn case is clear. Cap forged tn
will. Tn coort will now adjourn FL dools,
an all ladin' officers v tn ARMY not In
disgrace already will assimble In jail an
commit suicide he says.
'Jackuse Zola has kept shoutin at
iyry wan that passes, sufferin martyrdosn
f'r his country an writin' now an thin
about IL all. That's all know about Cap
Dhryfuss' case, an that's all amy man
knows. Ye didn't know as much, Hin
missy, til told We. don't know whether
Cap stole tn dog or not
whats he charged within" Mr.. Hennes-
sy asked in bewllderment.
I'm niver tell ye," said Mr. Dooley
TITS too much to ask"
"Well, anyhow, said Mr.. Hennessy,
he's guilty, We can bet on that"