New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-09-11


Fntz bangs ms hat ibe top and gathers up
the reinsr the kids in the ruddles jump upon
the sidewalk blu, not without applying part
!lg Kick TO the nearest horse the unhappy nags
are whipped up and then reined in a late ar
iINai from the corner grocery The always has
TO fight with his wife for the spending money
poor deviD is hauled in WIFI much difficulty
and slight damage to his trousers all sing
! Web. dass wiz scheiden miissen" tsorry we
have 10 leave until their voices give out and
off they are The youngsters cheer and run
after the drag for some blocks the women say
the stage, but quite a. open 10 travesty and
the proprietor of the cafe suddenly remembers
that Fritz owes Inn IL cents for breakfast and
swcars
out hriskly into First-avc where tn. cars run
promiscuouslS and half aimlcssly il seems
where late milk and butcher carts jolt and jog
and small boys coming from church give chase
10 the four hand unti they fan into heaps of
gaIhage and howl The spirits of the passcn-
gers fully aroused Til, previous night has
been an cVcntful one with some Of them and
ali report risky adventures Oh Thrd-aN' and
marshal the glasses Of various size they claim
TO have drained hcfor, the dancing eyes of lis
teners. There If much war talk, of course, and
the mornings news IN the cable dispatches IRON
the Fathcrland II promptly and laboriously dis
cussed Thrce-fnurtbs of the party are with th'
Kaiser IN ali b. does As e Hohenohe, well
he is not Bismarck Won know. French affairs
ar, touched upon with much disdain. Iui Tam
mann politics ar, rather discouraged. THE
tiger j. all right" a. far a. saloons con
cerncd "hu, there too nian> Russians III
Office Russian" is the German foi Irishman.
After thesc topics are exhausted the ground
is clear for til. aiming 81 railler, at corner loaf
ers and policemen. who "n Sunday mornings are
not always III tb. best Of spirits, the first haN.
ing spent ali then money IL last nights de
bauch Inc others observing that 'Ner,h"h, has
a day out hut Themselves.
A COLLISION NAkH rNLN ANEErEr
Frilz ha. to pui 10 ms r,ins u order 81 rr,-
vent ia, readers from dancing 81. th' platform"
Of IN, car ahead lnmodatc, Anon - @" hlS
feet. "NuW. then. conouctoi. h' demands. cut
-: tn, way can't I'" Wnai az y, a-srcplrE
~ tn, middl. az The rua0 for" To which the
conductor replies. VIII a i""r Of pleased aston
ishmcnt Hello Anton who q Thought al SEE
nr youl circus on, Of SUNDAY IN we've
on'l brought ia, i"ouh,!s. lhen' Where - the
other animilcsr
All shout With laughter except "a, r'uspc' ave
Alderman and Anton. which latter. feariu. of
losing prestige whacks the rIVai WITH "a wight
handler 10y asserting thai tn Uthrrs ar' a-rui-
ting ~. ID rhin"ceros IL Contra PARK &c make
car conductors ont Of
Three cheers for Anton crrs the corner
erocorynan who Is Antol's brother Ia" aud
proud Of MS relatives gfi II rtparic' hu' the
conductor - nc sl0ucn "ith'r ana ms t"i"ft
s effective though barely ht for publication.
Tbereupon he IS voted Russian anyhow.
and his final remark that h coUlG night the
whole Dash shoot Of them and # Ia c"Uldr {.
dashed If hc wouldn't 90 and pawn himself and
los, tho ticket" - treated With fine contempt
Nov a run into "a sid, street further down INTO
the bowels Of Klein Deutschland sudden pm
up with Whoa and "H,s mouth H. getting
harder ever, day W. IL ia" N"raissrn"in-
nicbi ,'Jul An change foI Con'y Island
shouts the president sur. Of everybody arrte-
citation 81 his joke. and all descend
The Reception Committee gives Il hearty wei
come shiri Shelves rolled AZ 10 The shoulders
vests unbult"neG. Th. pi'sldent hnscl'. VA"
! is also III. steward L'rin' puilnc layer hold
b ing si> glasses ~ on' hand which h' hlis ~ a
singular Process Of twist NIX ms frame ah"ui.
I IN. bar ana the tables 81 the harrooIn a."
ouit xiv filled al passages are crowded for ia"
Forge; me-nois' lurn oui ~ ndIn'"rs I" honor
Thor friends They expect a. mu't fro" them
next SUNDAY or ~, following
A. o.nnoV meeting j. held ~ The d"nI gar
den plot ~ The rear Gcn"r"*ii, ano N"Iuh'I'N
g hsnd ~ HAND "a us1"'
-Wba, j. >core2' "Zv-i ncci Tor IA, fr"nd
IN. barber" Som, mnI. OF for The corner
rrocer's lamp Thcs' ar f." ~ the funny
ISM, living about. Fifteen MINUTES Of ihis and