Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-08-04
South Side.

The average girl would rather be
caught in swimming than to be
seen with a gingham dress on.
Wonder what has become of the
East Fork correspondent? Why
don't you blow off some, old boy?
The people will think you are dead.
A Menifee schoolboy saw his
teacher biting her finger nails and
asked her if she trimmed her toe
nails in the same way. The patter
of the paddle on his pants elfec-
tually robbed him of his inquisitive
disposition.
Elder Long, the evangelist, will
preach at Fassetts school house on
Flat Greek the 1st Saturday night
in August and the Sunday follow
ing. AS Elder Long is a very able
and interesting speaker a large
crowd Is expected to attend his
meeting.
Strange isn't it that some of our
fighting bullies who are always
ready to butcher up their fellow
man don't offer Uncle Sam their
assistance and make stampede on
Havana. Nit. You will always find
that class to be the best of home
Generals.
1t is mystery to us why women
make such fuss about their hus-
bands going to war. AT home most
of them are like bump on a log,
neither useful nor ornamental, and
if they go to war and get perforated
the widow is sure of pension.
Why can't people look on the bright
side of thlngs2
We feel inclined to compliment
Odessa on his item q couple Of
weeks ago touching Instructions on
the turnpikes such as hogs, sheep,
Fold papers, etc. Right you are,
Odessa. Kick on such nuisances
and keep kicking until such things
are entirely done away with.
We see where Flat Creek has ad-
vertised for flea doctor. We are
we'll supplied up here with them,
but as ticks and chiggers are both
now in the zenith of their glory all
of our flea doctors have their hands
full. We will try after the tick and
chigger season is over to send one.
Do you want a doctor or "doctor-
esp
We recently attended a sanctified
meeting where several very fervent
experiences had been given and the
congregation was very much i'm
pressed with the testimonies. FL
nally, during a lull when quiet
reigned supreme for time, boy
who meant well, but chose a poor
form for stating it, arose and said
"The Lord hain't been doing much
for ME lately, but what he has done
has been plenty"
The editor of the Thomas Cat
been reared in the West is
slowly convalescing from this vol
canic outburst: "I'm a cowboy
from Wyoming-reared upon the
plain, and I'm aching for
a scrimmage with the emery dogs
of Spain. / have chased the tat
tooed steer from morn till late at
night, and with the naughty Dons
of Spain I'm aching for a fight. l
like to be where gore is thick and
bullets fall like hail-Pm a bold,
bad man from Bitter Creek Look |
out! I'm on your TRAIL"
James Greer, one of our most |
farmers, was very sue
,essful in boring his well. Many
kinds of water were struck. He
bored through an immense rock
md has pipes laid in all directions.
He is prepared to irrigate the en-
ire neighborhood. He either went
he enormous depth of $500 it. or
IS it,, / have forgotten. He had a
syndicate to take the contract, and
when finished the company felt as
{ al enormous contract had been
fulfilled. The artesian water was
10 plentiful that IL struck sky high
md ran the Grillers out in hur-
v. MoONsHINE.
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