El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-09-20
DOOLEY'S COUSIN GEORGE
He Doesn't Know the War is Over
and Is Still Licking the Spanish.

Chicago Journal
"If they don't catch up with IN
pretty soon," said Mr.. Dooley, "he'll
| fight his way ar-round tn wurruld an
come out through Bar-Sallona OF
Cades."
who's that" asked Mr.. Hennes-
"Me cousin George, no less" said
Mr.. Dooley. 81 suppose ye think tn wal
is over an peace rayturned JUS because
Tiddy Rosenfelt is back home again an
tn sojers are hungry in New York
icstead " in Sandago. That's where
ye'er wrong, me bucko. Tn war is
not over till Cousin George stops fight.
in. Tn Spapyards have had enough
but among thrue fghtin' men it don I
make amy difference what tn felin g
iv tn la--ad underneath may be- IT'S
whin tn man on top has had his fill 1v
fightin' that tn throuble's over, an be
the look iv things, Cousin George has
JUS begun to take ray.
"Whin me frind, Mack, concluded
twas time FIR US TO stop fghtin' an be-
gin skinning each other in what Hogan
calls 'Th' marts iv trade, ye thought
that ended it. So did Mack. He says.
says he: Let us have peace, he says,
an Mark Hanna came out iv tn cellar,
where hess been since Cousin George
PRESENTED his compliments to tn
Philippines an wud they prefer to be
kilt or drowned, an proposals was
made to bond tn Cuban patbrites an
all tn deuces in tn deck began to look
like face cards again whin suddenly
there comes message firm Cousin
George:
"s In pursooance iv orders:that niver
come, he says, today tn squadron
undher my command knocked tn
divile .out " tn Notifications iv tn
Philippines, bombarded the city an
locked up tn insurgent gin'ral. The
gov'nor got away be swimmin' .abocrd
Dutch ship, an tn Dutchman took
him to Ding Dong. I'll attind to tn
Dutchman some afternoon whin 1 have
palace with me feet on tn
pianny. Write soon. L won't get it
So no more at present, firm ye'er frind
an well-wisher, George DOoley.''
"How are-re they goin' to stop him."
says Hennessy. .
How are-re they goin' to stop him?
There's Mack on tn shore balm or
oilers, Come back he says, come
back, | command ye,' he says. George,
he says. We're at peace with tn
wurruld,' he says. George he says,
George, be a good fellow he says.
Lave up on thim,' he says. 'Hivins
an earth, he's batin' that poor Span
yard wOth a PAWN block. George,
George, We break me hesr-rt, he says.
But George Dooley, he gives tn
wink to his frinds, an says he, What's
that man yellin' on tn shore about?'
He says, Louder he sage. 4 can't
hear ye,' he says. Sing it., he says.
Write it to me on postal ca-ard at
Mahdrid" he says. Don't stop me
now he says. This is me busy day.,
he says an'.sway he goes with piece
iv lead pipe in wan hand an cOuplin
pin in tn other.
'What'll we do with him, We can't
catch up with him. He's goin' too
fast. Mack's week behind him iv'ry
time he stops anywhere. He has
sthrung a throlley acrost tn islands an
he's climin' tn mountains with his
feet. TIL on'y thing L see, Hennessy,
that Mack can do is to go east an meet
him comm r-rOund. If he hurries
he'll sthrike him somewhere in Roosha
of Boolgahria, an say to him: George,
tn wars over. Won't We come home
with me?' L think he'll listen to rea-
son.
81 think man ought to stop fghtin'
whin tn war is ended,' said Mr.. Hen
messy.
81 diunsw about that" said Mr..
our l'aive, an l don't see what we've
got to do with tn way he finishes. IT'S
tur-rible thing to be man iv high
sperrits, an not to know whin tn 9TH
er fellows licked