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The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
ARMY REORGANIZATION
NJ; Gen Nelson A. Miles Appear,
Before the House Military
Affairs Committee,
Present ESTABLISHMENT INADEQUATE
"a 10 Necessary Now 10 Consider Both oui
Military Requirements al Home Ane
Tksas.i la Oos New tnaaiar Dspeadsnciss
Absoad-we Gan Not Well Leave Ou'
Frontiers Deserted.

Washington. Dec. l9.--Maj. j.-Gen,
Miles appeared before the house com
mitiee Nn military affairs Tor n hear
ing relative to thr proposed reorgani'
aation and increase of tn army.
TWO Hills ARE PENDING,
Two bills for this purpose are pend.
Ing. one drawn by Gen. Miles and In
trolueed in the senate as the Hawley
bill, Rnd another introduced 10 the
house hy Chairman Hull, Of the mill.
tery committee. Al the outset ten
Miles addressed himself Ia the general
need Of increasing the army without
reference 20 either bill. HE said he
had always favored the establishment
of fixed standard. for the army. The
experience of the last year. he said
had demonstrated that our present
military establishment was inadequate
20 maintain our position as a nrst'
class power.
NECESSARY CONSIDERATIONS.
II WIS necessary now 20 consider
both our military requirements at
home. and those In our nsy insular
dcPendcncies abroad, and also the
fapidly- demands Inadr 10y
our sracuusi Qualifications. T'hr latter
~ far as completed. required some -,
narrcrirN OF nrriiicrv. ami when tine en-.
tire increase in coas: dcfensrs was
completed 36j batteries would be re-.
quirrd. The war with Spain had shown
pretty clearly how many men would
bc required Gen. Miles said; The wUi
had required 5000 men for actual
field operations nt various points. Ol
ihese - nan men went io Manila 2n. Z.
| O0G 10 Cuba aud 10000 10 Porto Rico
These werr men actually iu the pres.
encr OF the hostile enemy Since thcr
there had been rcinforcrmcuts for gar
rison and other purposes.
OuR FRONTIER STRIPPED.
~ the same time the general point.
ed out the necessities nj home must
rot be- overlooked; the entire frontier
had been stripped Of troops ia the tate
war, and complaints were coming IT,
that the lives, families and property OF
those along the frontier were jropar.
dizrd by this condition. In particular
there were fears of an outbreak In thu
Sioux country, because Of the absence
o. troops. " was not desirable. there
fore. 80 10 witbdrnw our forces from
the frontier ar TO leave them defense.
less or Go invite disorder.
GEN. MILES RECOMMENDATIONS
These considerations, said Gen
Miles, had led him ia recommend a
standard Of one soldier for 1000 popu-
istion ~ home. with native troops on
a hasis OF two native soldiers for every
l 600 population.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
PASSING Of GEN. GARCIA.
The Fofmer InSurgent Commander
In Eastern Cuba SueeuInbed
20 Pneumonia.
ACTION TAKEN BY PUBLIC OFFICIALS,
letter Of cSaasisaes fom PressasAt 'as-
Eini.y--Ths sad News Conveyed 10 IiIs
wife sad Daughters While They were
BrsAhfsstiaK AZ Hotel In Thonaasviiis,
Ga.

Washington. Dee. l1.--tien. Calixto
Garcia, tie gallant Cuban warrior and
leader, snd the head of the commits
sion elected by the Cuban assembly
to visit this country, died here Sunday
morning at the Hotel Raleigh. where
tue commission has !ts headquarters.
The remains were immediately pre-
pared for burial, and ~src placed on
bier In the room IN which ne died. a
large Cuban flag served as covering,
ana the head rested on one Of smaller
dimensions. The face and bust were
left exposed 10 public view.
By direction OF Ma. j.-Gen. Miles. n
detachment OF soldiers from Battery
r. Sixth artillery. at the barracks here,
under the command OF Lieut.. Cox, was
detailed as 4 body guard for the re-
mains.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
THEIR LABOR DONE.
In Paris Give n Iaaqast to tho
unlted states Ambassador.

Paris, Dec. i3.--The United Stntes
peses commissioners gave a banquet
last evening at the Hotel Continental
to the United States ambassador. The
banqueting room WIS festooned guily
with American flags. The company in
cluded. In addition 10 Gen. and MrB.
Porter and all the peace commission
ers and their wives, Miss Gray, John
nassett Moore, secretary TO the Ameri.
s== ;;:.-=: s..:::: :::.==.s:;: s::a G=s G=s McS--:
John w. Gowdy, United States consul
general. and Miss Gowdy; Henry Wig.
maud. first secretary of legation; r. r.
Scott, second secretary of legation;
Lieut.. ". ). Sims. United States naval
attache: Gen. ard Mrs, Bates. and Gen.
and Mrs. Whittier.
The company toasted President Nc.
Kinley. Ambassador Porter and the
United States peace commissioners.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
A HEAVY DEAL IN TOBACCO.
Sold far Tive aHd n Half
NsIiiea Dollars.

New York, Dee. i3.---T. A. u. Wide
ner, Thomas Dolan and W. L. Elkius.
of the Metropolitan Traction Co., re-
ceived word last night that heavy
deal In tobacco, In which they are i'm
ierestcd. had brcn ccnsuInnfcd at
Philadelphia. ily this transaction the
Union Tobaseo Co. secured the entire
capital stock of the blackwell Durham
Go. for the sum of g. .S0a. 600.
The money was paid over and the
stock was deposited wish an express
company In Philadelphia for sisiT~
Ineut TO tiis city this morning. II will
probably be deposited with The Union
Trust Co.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
MINOR NEWS ITEMS.

Prof. Kitridge, Of Harvard. is said q
be the only man living who can read
Eliot's Indian Bible.
At charity bazaar al Cleveland doll
made by Mira. Mckinley, wife Of the
president. sold for SIS.
The will Of the late Charles r. wilder,
OF Wellesley nills. Msa.. beqaraths
SI02 900 TO Mount Holyoke college.
The French vintage of Ises Is official.
IS estimated at 3e.2s2 COO heetolitert,
which Is 6s,00c hectoiiters below the
vintage Of la@t year.
The shortage In the California wine
crop OF 1875 and the fairly good demand
that hes existed during the past year
have resulted in advancing prices.
A ukase has been Isxned by the Rus
sian minister Of education. Mr. Bogo-
ierow. iorhlddipg the wearing Of cor
acts In any educational insiiiaiion.
The mystery surrounding the gift
Of szs0.ooo 10 the University OF New
York. has been cleared up by the dis
cosery that Helen Gould wHa the doDcr.
DIR. ]. j. Walter, pastor Of the Cen.
tenaYy Methodist church. Of Portland,
Ore. bes been Hppolnted missionary in
charge OF all Methodist work In Alaska.
James II. southaii. convicted Of deal.
ings 10 fraudulent government time
checks, was sentenced In st. Paul 10
states prison for ser years al hard la
bor.
fenyasair s. Lear Is frat sergeant Of
company c. First Colorado infantry,
now stationed at aaniIs. ilIs father.
BENJAMIN H. Lear, Is pFivate In the
same company.
-. ccsssnntln. Q young Frcnehmas
Of 10. who lives In Paris. 4 eight feet
tail md probably bigger than any 9th
er man who hna ever lived. lie II per-
fretiy proportionrd.
The government nf Nicaragua, a. q
resaft of the csllap.e Of the sepubIic
Of Central America, hes established .
decree declaring Kicsragus TO be an In
dependent sovereign stats.
Howard Gould win not - called upon
10 ascxlfcs auy part Of IL fortune -
4 result or his recent marriage 70 Miss
Knthefine Clen1uens. Tire uihsr 6b6s;d
hrlrs decline 10 proiIs b. III dizregaFd
"a hix fathers Wishes.
. President ". 81, xewmsn. " the Lsks
utpee 4 Mieh1exp soushern Ifsllrund
eu1urahE hee placed m ofaer with ~
oFosks l1romotssk vprkk. of Bunkff1
- X 1rr<o~.<zxfwk< Kka feS11
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
THE Mayor of AIxiers saHFeaasa Tor tor In
duisinK His Anti.grsaite rrociivl1sea

Paris, Dec. i3.--The prefeet of Al
giers has suspeBsed the mayor of AZ
Klers for a mouth on account OF q
speech made by the mayor. who Is a
rahid anti-semiie. attacking the gov
ernor general. The minister Of the
interior has increased the Suspension
TO three months. This Is intrndcsl aS
warning 90 the auti-sctniies. whose
recent vsoiencr and threass have been
causing o panic among The Jews Ia Al
geria which has demofallxed business.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
a YIeiau, IIer Allack, = thIld.

While the children OF James Calvin.
Of near Georgetown. Pcitis county,
were attempting to drive boar from
the yard, the animal attacked the
eldest boy and with his tnsls tore the
flesh from the bone almost To the
knee. NciRhbors drove the hog away,
otherwise the boy would have been
killed.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

James c. Knorpp. of Pleasant hin.
topped the cattle market in Kansas
City. the other day, with a6 steers,
which averaged 1884 pounds, and
Sold atss.40pcrhundred. They were fed
by Mr.. Knorpp i2 months aud gained
about 700 pounds on the average.
There were some yearling steers In
the bunch, which tended 20 reduce the
average weight. They were grade
Missouri short-horns and not strictly
prime.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
a pre.idisE ridsr.s sudden Death.

Presiding Elder y. L. Joslyn. Of the
United Brethren church. whose home
was In Trenton, while at Adrain hold
!.s meeting, .=e;;:;;... deaf. i:
n drug store, from neuralgia of the
heart. Elder Juslyn had been known
throughout Western Missouri in his
ministerial work for quarter Of q
century.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
:......: :P,.ni, - ::..,...

A hunting party composed of prom.
lncnt 81. Louis and Kansas City men
arrived In Springfield the other even
Ing from q two weekh' outing at thn
famous game preserve in Tsney coun.
~. They Killed large elk. which they
claim was the first ever killed In Mis-.
souu. Thcy also killed bucks and
much small game.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
MISSOURI STATE NEWS.


What win undoubtedly ptpve 20 be
. double killing wnH committed ~
country church two miles out from
Missouri City, Clay county. Miss Della
Clevenger was Sirvt dS=a, mnrtally
wounded. and her escort 20 n religious
meeting, George Allen, was instantly
killed. The slayer was Ernest Caysn-
ger, cousin 10 Miss Cleycnger. The
shooting occurred Ht chsreh, and
from behind. the assassin being jc0l.
Gus and probably drunk. lie was cap
tured and jailed
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

AIlermna wAlEh's MalIsu Before tn
Reuse.

Alderman Maitby withdrew his reso-
luton. and the motion of Alderman
Walsh WIS beforr the housc.
II move IL he laid ON the table, 3"
shouted Alderman O'llricn. who is a
champion Of The ear companies.
The motion was lost by vote of
20 to "a. The vote for a reconsitlera-
ton wns then carried by ~ To 26. This
was the first test of strength, and the
foes OF the extension were in high
ylcc.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
Ths Riders ia shs Reeess bicycle rsarna-
mest Paid Of.

New York. Dec. lathe winning
riders of last weeks bisycle sacr we're
paid on yesterday 10 the Hotel Bar
thoisii. this city. Miller. the winner.
received si.Ts0; sl.soe ss firxs prize and
ssoo extra for beating the record.
The other prize wiancrs arc; Waller.
second. si.sroa, risrre, third, sse0: Al
bert, fourth SEGA; Grimm. Eth. $500.
Iawsoa. sixth zzoo: Aronson, seventh.
sitn; Nawn. esghth. s1as.
All The Riders who did mot finish or
whn 6ni1hsd hs.t aid NOT make i.ssa
nailsr. srreisrd - errh,
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

At the age OF &c years Henry Morii.
mer Plati died In, New York. He estab.
Iished in New York city the hrSt gold
and silver refinery in the unltei
States.
by IN explosion in the Dupont pow
der works at Wilmington. Del. three
men wqrs Killed and eight injured,
three fatally.
In business circles throughout the
country Increased activity "a reported.
In wrecks on the Clarion River rail.
road near Portland Mills. Pa, threc
persons were killed aud three wouu5ed,
In New York Charles w. Mixer, OF
Chicago, won the Six-Aay bicycle race,
making a,0o7 miies On the last day
Miller was married In the rink 10 Misc
GeHsvieyc Hanson.
The bursting OF water pine In
brooklyn, n, r., damaged property 10
The extent Of $1,000 900.
Near Governors Isiana. n. r., the
batsseshlp Massachusetts grounded
and was badly damaged.
Joseph Sobictt sad bis wife ard her
mother and Thomas Winnewerc burned
10 death in FIRE In Cat building IN
brooklyn, n. Y.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

Capt. ". t. Days, aged 60, died at
his home in Macon, after u brief H.
meas. He served four years in the war
on the Union side, since which time he
has ben actively engaged in business
at Macon aud Maryyl!a.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

The value of the lead and zinc ont
put OF she Joplin district for isos win
exceed $1,000 And Missauri counts
this AZ mot the creates, OF her prod.
ucts.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
Pstresman sp9sssy Esura Dead la an Alley
st Cleveland. ..

Cleveland. o., Dee. i3.-Pstroiman
Joseph spurney, Of the Third precinc,
station, waa found ,iead on his beat. In
am alley near the corner Of Woodland
and Case avenues He waa lying In a
roai Of blood with bullet h1ls
through his brain. His revolver was
lying by his side with three chambers
empty. The case II shrouded in the
= >epes --systcry. Whether apnfncy was
killed In the S'scharge Of fas duty by
burglars or comsn:sfed suicide " moi
now known. fie was u years old and
lrnves : wifr and fivs ahildrrp.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

II. S,ingley, a wcll-to-do farmer. tes-
tihcd before the grand jury at Mary
Vile that he had bought whisky Of
Albert Cain, n druggist clerk. at Raw
enwood. When the case came mp for
trial in The circuit court sungley tes-
tilted that he did no, buy any whisky,
but bought tobacco and hair dye.
Judge Anthony ordered Stlngiey nn-
der arrest, and directed the sheriff TO
impsnel a special grand jury TO inyes'
tigate stingley's conduct.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
sfnIss tsarnsa 20 death.

Fire broke out In the broomraek of
T. a. soliars, 10 warrcnsburg. The
flames spread quickly to the mule pens
OF Stone & Burton, and 20 Stockton's
mill. Twenty-eigh: mulss weru burned
10 death, and the mLll was destroyed.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
Another Frox vIetina.

George Iandsrs, while returning
from hunting trip, got his foot fast
eped In frog Of the Missouri Pacific
railroad, in South ST. Joseph. and was
killed before he could extricate him
self.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

Eddie ]. Hull. aged four years, son
Of Herman b. Hull. q 81. Louis mosrr-
man. died in the city hospital. having
drank . pint Of whisky.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

Gordon Taylor. who served as q
telegraph operator In the signal serv-
iea corps 10 Porto Rico. died Of con-
sumption at aedaiia, aged Is.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

The livery barn Of Crcel Atkinson,
In Nevada, was destroyed by fire
There were 81 head of horses burned
and about IS vehicles lost. The Ne.
vada Machine Co., also lost its entire
plant
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

Upon Circuit Judge Woods retire.
ment at warrensburg. the bar asso-
citation and county officials adopted
resolutions wahmly commencing hla
administration.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

Miss Hildergard Poppe. a former
School-teacher of Burlington. In, has
begun a breach OF promise suit for
$1,000 against +. r. Mills. wealthy
bachelor of Springfield.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

Attorney-General Crow. In an on
cIal opinion, holds Tint the game ship
ping law has expired, the act of 1893
prohibiting for hSe years the shipping
OF game from any Missouri county In
which it was killed or from the state.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

Mrs. Francis Davis. aged 50. was
found Jead In bed at sedsiia. by her
daughter. who had saept with her
parent during tke night.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

Pittsburgh. Pa. Dee. ls.--caps
simpson Hornrs. o prsmisenf coal and
riser man, kanae..s ss.rfm i-iftsburgh e
New Orleans, died mere. Deceased wHi
81 years Old and wss stssmhcxt nan
fpf 50 seAYA.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

Washington. Dec. f2.--Tho funeral
bf tien. Garcia, the Cuban comp,apdsr.
will be held al ten o'clock Tuesday
morning at st. ratricks church, In
this city. The celrhrnnts Of the mass
and the honorary paIi-heArcra hsvs
not yet been selected. but win be an.
nouneed later. The body win he
placed In q metallic casket and de-
poaitesi IN 3 vsuit at Arlington pend.
ing Its removal 10 Cuba. The date oi
removal has not yet been fixed. hat
thss government win place war shir
q the disposal OF the Cabans for this
purpoee.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

San Francisco, Dec. f3s--W. r. Fai-
ksnbcrg. son Of the late Baron Fai-
ienbevE. who for &c years was Swedish
and Norwegian consul 10 Quebec. was
severely and perhaps fatally injured
wisiIc assisting scme laborsra 70 moss
u safe.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
mains

After Gen. Garria's death steps were
taken to notify the government ofii-
cials here. and also the executive COM
nittce Of the Cuban assembly, which
has its headquarters at Mariauao. Gu.
ha. Secretary Jose Nillsl0n of the
commission sent telegram Of noiih-
cation 10 Mrndcz Capotc. the presi.
,;;..,: .. :.a.= g:.s-=. .-...al.ls sNhn Ia
now Ia Havana.
As soon as the death became known,
number OF visitors, including many
public men, called ut the hotel TO cx-
press their condolences.
letter. OF coincidence were received
frutn Secretary fiRy. 0-n. Miller aud
Senator Foraker. Secretaries Hay and
Algrr and Postmastcr-Gcneral Smith
left their cards, aa also did Assistant
Secretary Meiklcjohn and Generals
Miles aud Gilmore. The presidents
letter OF eondOleucc 60 Secretary Villa
Ion was as follow,
Executive Mansion, Washington.
Dec. it.-My Dear Sir: ! have heard
with deep regret the melancholy news
Of gen. Garria'E death. ! beg tn offer
my heartfelt sympathy In your sor-
row, and the tribute OF my sincere I'D.
miraiion for his eminent qualities ~
a patriot and soldier.
''The neanle al the United SiAteA
will join with the people Of Cuba In
mourning the loss Of one 10 whom the
cause of Cuban liberty is so deeply In
debted. Sharing In your grief, am.
sincerely yours,
WILLIAM MCKINLEY"
Gen. Garcia left a large family, one
OF whom. Justo, a captain on his STAFF,
was with him when be died. His
widow and two daughters. Mercidi
and Marcia, are nj Thomasviiie, Ga.
son. 10 years Of age. II also with the
mother. and Col. Carlons Garcia. an'
other son. IL In Cuba. A daughter,
I.eonora, who married an American, y
now living In Paris.
Gen. Garcia's mother II stu alive
and resides In Havana.
urusaiaE Ttainss TO Neither aud Daughters.
Thomasville, Co., Dee. ta,--ln the
midst Of laughter aud flowers the wife
and two daughters ef Gen. Garcia.
Misses McrcidI and Marcia. received
the tidings OF their fathers death.
The hlow was terrible in it's sudden
ness and has prosiRted the entire
family. The noon train brought the
Garcias from waycross under the es-
cort of Mayer Stern. aud they weru
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

While cleaning gun the daughter
Of Martin Holberi, near Mnrxhaeld.
accidentally shot herself. One side Of
her faoe was blown Away.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
TO RELIEVE THE VOLUNTEERS,

s.s SOS s.ss sss
OF the United States.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15

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The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1898-12-15
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PUBLISHED IN THE INTEREST
OF
ST. FRANCOIS COUNTY.

yAs sslxmxs a NE rTNxs Are alwsys sssx
v ma peopia u ths eeansr " express thsfi
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Daily camera., 1898-04-16
THE STEAMERS CHIMNEY.
Some Details of Interest Regarding
Its Construction and Use.

Some Details of Interest Regarding
Its Construction and Use.
The stroller along the wharves who
should see rising from the smokestack
of big steamer small, and at the
start perfectly defined, column of
smoke, which seemed to come from a
small smokepipe within the big one,
might wonder if the great smokestack
was filled with smaller stacks, one for
each boiler AS matter Of fact it is
not so filed; but there is within it one
smaller smokepipe, called the donkey
stack, which is the. chimney for the
boiler of the donkey engine, which is
used when the vessel is in port in hoist
ing cargo in and out. 1t is from this
pipe that the small column of smoke
is seen to issue.
The donkey stack is placed some
times against the forward inner side
of the big stack, sometimes against the
after inner side. 1t may be complete
pipe, or it may be formed of iron in the
shape of half pipe, with fanges riv-
eted to the main pipe.
If a single one Of the larger boilers
were used, as it might be when the ship
is in port, it might be connected with
the donkey stack, but in their regular
and common arrangement and use the
uptakes of all these boilers run into
the great chimney, whose whole inte-
rior is open, except for the braces run
ming across it to strengthen and sup
port it.
The chimneys of all large steamships,
however, and of many other steam YES
sells as well, are built double with an in
ner and an outer shell, with a space be-
tween varying according to the size
of the vessel; it may be from five to
ten inches. The primary purpose of this
chamber around the smokestack is to
afford ventilation for the engine room
and the stoke hole. In at least one
modern passenger ship ventilating
pipes from the passenger quarters
have been carried to these chambers
incidentally the space between the
shells helps to keep the stack slightly,
for, thus constructed, the chimney is
cooler on the outside than it would
otherwise be. and so it holds paint the
better.-N. Y. Sun.
Daily camera., 1898-04-16
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Money Wasted.-Ethel-"T say
it costs Perry Van Noodle lO,O0oa year
to live Penelope-"Dear me! then
what does he do it for ??"-Puck.
you and the new boarder," said
the lardlady, "seem to he hand-in-
glove" Why not" he replied. Didn't
you know that we were kids together?''
Indianapolis Journal.
Trouble in the Family.-"We gave
up having a coat of arms" Why
MY husband said my griffin wouldn't
look well dragging his ancestral milk
wagon" Chicago Record.
Old Million-"sly dear Miss Young
thing, il you'd only marry me l could
die happy" Miss Youngthing- why,
Mr.. Million, if you were dying, I'd marry
you in minute. ."-Tit-Bits.
-Belle-"I had an awful scare the
other day while out for q walk with
WILL Betsy-"How?" why, we met
the minister, and viii asked him to
Join us.''-Yonkers Statesman.
-Robert-''What is the difference be-
tween domestic goods and good do
mestics?'' Richard domestic goods
are articles made in this country. Good
doEestics- there aren't any. Boston
Transcript.
-Domesticity.-Mr. Peck-"B Before
we were married you called me your
king" Mrs. Pecls-''I know it, but I
always did have more or less trouble in
distinguishing the kings from the
jacks Chicago News.
"A Wild Guess.-'I see here" said
Mrs. Grumpy, that a Germanrphiloso-
pher says that the sun is shrinking.
What do you think of it, Mr.. Grumpy?"
Work of the coal trust, suppose
Detroit Free Press.
Daily camera., 1898-04-16

From Colorado to the Great Lakes, Via
Omaha.
Daily camera., 1898-04-16

When, where and how to obtain pure
liquors without having to pay three prices
for it is leading question. Listento US.
In the first place, be sure it is not Sun
day, then walk straight-way to Garba
rinos.