Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-09-04

J therefore, nineteen are put in,o q, we,
hicle. and you are supposed 10 wind 's-
legs underneath yourself like the - 'l.
around spool OF cotton. No
II a few straws work through The l,'.
or your trousers; your flesh will nor d.
them. Inc ugHest old fossil on r
pace - ihVariaoly put next TO yog s.l
persists IN siV'ng you the history on s..
family tree, and in trying 10 mai ..i
think she is OF aristocratic IIneog. you
you have gone three miles. and 90,
had your whiskers Jolted out Of vo,r
somebody proposes that the parf,.
This is very enthusing. and Won a..
pected TO laugh heartily az the
VINO gets or the joke about Tho
When he says he'll Sing so.lovy
| can't hear him. you must cactl. ..t
your sides nearly split The mo-.
wagon Jolts, and the more pierce
straws your neither limbs becon. y
wittier you are expected 10 be d...
the singing and the noise. Yop
yourself sing, too, though you arc ,n
ed to offer up thanks that Won, ,.
can't heaE you. When you reach .'
| destination you must be sure nor o.
your own legs mixed up with somab,t.
eiseS IN climbing out. Mistakes OF r.
sort are very embarrassing. and fa.
IL
from his own legs. II a dance a,.
you at the end OF your ride YOU r...'
quickly straighten yourself ont. ana .....
yourself into the foot-dragging pas,.r..
with the easy grace and noiseless -,.
ment or nowing molaszes But bv .
the most enjoyment connected with p...
hay-rides Is derived from the pI.a....
you experience. when you read the e.r-
spcnoents description OF the ar.-
L nder the mellow influences OF "a q.....
moon" says she. "a large and exc.,....
party OF Crawfish Grotto's guests l...
night took chaming hay-ride in "A f...
~ Studebaker wagon along the
quisltely beautiful road leading Co th.t
picturesque and historic spot known al.
hayseeds MIL Refreshments No.,
served in abundance. and after The ir.
man and, doubtless. the inner v9r.,
too was stated, dancing was induleed 4,
until the wee sma' hours The r.r,,
returned late az night. bearing meu'.r.
or the occasion which will ever unsar
IN their minds. Upon reaching the h.
TEL they were cordially greeted by oY,
genial proprietor who maguaninou.l,
invited the jolly crowd to breathe =,
much OF the surrounding air as fbe,
liked, stating in his characteristlcany to.
,ose way that there would be no e1tr,
'harge for the same"
After four days sojourn at this place
wish 10 devote and consecrate NM
whole soul TO swearing that fa.
waning days Of gorgeous summer
lave not diminished the number 4
uests at this charming resort and
hat each train brings pleasant additions
o our delightful company They ar.
ONE magnificent specimens Of rhsuma.
ism among our recent accesslons. ana
70 claim TO have all the old ladies' in
reatlon, to say nothing Of the children
ma speaking OF the little ones reminds
he of the superb fancy-dress bah given
ere last night, which was by far OBJ,
randest social event ever known In this
commonwealth. The costumes wer.
erfectly lovely. and il did one POSSIBLY
40 or three good 10 see the tiny tots
'dding 10 the mellilluous strains OF cat.
ut. Each mother had Wed with the
her in proving that her child was the
rettiest on earth. and well did each
yeet parent succeed.
Little Tommy Toodles as Fitz Lee.
as sublime impersonarion OF our great
irginian, and so realistic was his make.
that several dyspeptic politicians ab-
nt-mindedly asked him for public on-
s when he was elected senator
AS Admiral Dewey, Master Robert de-
'afenreit Fauntleroy Jones was mimi-
Die, and his unique appearance created
despread amusement
Master Tiddledewinks Tutwiler as II
ing Chang. was the cynosure az all
es-especially during that period when
9 gearing Of his blOomer trousers bee
me unstable, and he was compelled %
= for the assistance of his nurse.
md what shall l say Of the dainty
lie danes en- train, who conducted
'mselves with the dignity OF Liuputian
Gems, and rebufed any undue advances
m the tiny gallants who surrounded
IN.
little Hortense Muldoon. as Marie An
nette was so realistic that several
hobbled out TO get an axe
order that they might serve her in
same way that the late Queen was
we'd.
5 sunshine" little Miss Saldee Anes.
Ia McDougall was such hot stun that
resin oozed out Of the ballroom floor.
many OF the gentleman guests were
lpelled TO sit in their shrt-sleeves.
ny Pinhe Rensselaer, Lorilard. as
Almighty Dollar was universal
orite; everybody tried 10 borrow her
r the ball was over
UGH mirth was created by the cute
cs Of Master Willye Tompkins Green.
represented a pawnbroker. Ills
ersonation was so accurate and real
that our cook put his cabbage in
( that night.
1t why need I make comparisons.
n each and every one Of the littlo
) was the prettiest i'm the room, and
n the wit. beauty. intelligence. and
erness Of the whole Terpsichorean
ergarden was a source OF wonder %
on-lookers.
ter the dancing was over our "rsni-
PROPRIETOR kindly invited all OF tho
iren. with their mothers and father.
raze In one OF his meadows nearby.
l take my typewriter In nv two
Is, Mr.. Editor. and. after the man
OF a banjoist. attempt TO pick out
story OF my life up here. / feel my
: incompetency 10 get a grip on ths
ish language. or even In the most
drum style 10 tell you OF the gay
or my existence. The whole week
been one grand pot-pourrl of plea
especially with those who have ZEE
d my quarters-and a feeling of sad-
comes over me when / think that
soon leave. or be kicked out. our
al proprietor reminds me that no.
en have lien on the baggage OF
8 who do not pay.
stay, and he carries out his reso-
Is. l shall be compelled 20 20 90
Modesty. requires a. And vet r
/ sever my connection with one
o most delightful places which Was
advertised az so a week Tell me-