New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-09-26
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Speaking Of the letter n" writer in THE Roch-
ester Post.Express' says: cautiously enough, the
n is not dropped north OF Yorkshire. ana Sco'lahu
with characteristic thrlftiness. taxes the UTMOST
care OF It. Ireland is prodigai In emphasiz'hs 1t.
and 40 far as / know, the colonies are $50 sounu
on this point. only England refuses TO asprate'
Sometimes her consistent inaccuracy In TINS mat
for ia amusing enough. For example: There II a
village I'm the eastern counties which rejoices IN
the name 81 iIaw. parishioner WAS ash'u ""a'
he thought OF a strange preacher VINO ha' peeh
holding "A service In the village. Well he SAID
liked the gentleman: Is tex was Just suited 10 US
folk why. what was his text? 1T were tex
from the Psalms. stand in have and sin not
It sounded 'omely loike.
A cruel Awakening Lovey-Ah. no. Harry
# can never be. Jack locked that bracelet on Tor
ever and kept the key ,. 80
Every elqw II the class ssye WHIT XII one anu OD'
Chadron Academy. one OF the colleges OF Nebraska
under the Congregational Educational society
opened on Tuesday morning September 49, WIN
what was for the opening day a large and en-
couraring attendance. The Rev. Winfrcd Chesney
Rhoades the principal, gave his opening address TO
the students In which he attempted TO set forth
s,mnlv and practically the true meaning OF the
words getting an education" Chadron Academy
f. situated I'm the extreme northwestern corner OF
Nebraska I'm the midst OF II great cattle country
and ouly
vation and the famous Pine Ridge Agency IL ls
tho only institution OF learning higher than the
publlc schools In a region OF twenty-one counties
having an area OF twenty eight thousand square
miles II prepares for college. and 1t ohers CLASS
zeal scientific normal. commercial and musica
courses In addition 10 preparatory Work Tor those
that need IT, The pupils gather together from far
and near from the cities and towns ana Farms ana
ranches for many miles around II Is only by an
effort and at a sacrifice that the greater part OF
them at all.
MIR Grzzley seems to be very deep thinker
remarked the impressionable young woman, ~.
Yes" replied Miss Cayenne ne c his dam tn I'VE
washington star.
According to a correspondent OF n London paper
there Is as much whipping in the girls schools as
in the boys schools. but the girls make no FUSS
ebout IT, SAYS the correspondent: They know they
deserve their punishment so they take IL with a
good grace dry their eyes and smooth their curls
and don't let any one know. not even their parents
that they have had taste OF the rod.
After the Correct -Papa-Now Johnny. / have
whipped you only for your own good believe
have only done my duty Tell me truly what DO
Johnny-if ! should tell what | think. you'd give
me another whipping. -tBoston Transcript.
Virgil Blue. an old colored man. called at the War
Department the other day To inquire about two
sons one in the 10Th Cavalry and the other In the
oath Infantry who both wounded before San
tiago and was greatly rejoced to hear that they
had fully recovered and were with their regiments
He came from Fauquier Courthouse Va. I'm
proud OF dem boys" said the old man. Il dun had
one son die In de Ahmy." The old man said he
had thirty-hve nephews In the colored Regular and
volunteer regiments OF the Army He has ten
brothers and these nephews are sons OF the broth
ers Sort oh n fghtin' crowd" said the old man.
"but | used to enjoy tussle myself
The dervishes are bowling on the Nile.
They are scampering across the burning plains.
They are giving small attention unto style
And most OF them are full OF shooting pains.
The old khafas going like the wind
And beads OF sweat are dripping from the cuss:
The members Of the harem they are hurrying on be-
hind
And yelling at him: Pa you wait for u.s.
cleveland Leader.
The list OF persons who have killed themselves
because they have been ruined by the Vienna Mu-
nicipai Lottery Is long one. The other day a
woman who had spent all her money In buying
tickets and had never won n prize hanged herself
Nevertheless the citizens OF Vienna look with favor
on the lottery, as II keeps down taxes.
Dolly-Papa do they get salt out OF Salt Lake?
Papa-Yes, my dear. large quantities.
Dolly--And ink out OF the Black Sea?
Papa-No; now keep quiet.
Doly--Yessr--Are there any women on the Isle
| OF Msu7-(Truth.