The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-08-07

among tucSt are some ABOUT women AfldE
do not show a very high estima ton of the
sex and most Of which would not apply 20
American women, whether or not they
may De true OF the land of the castinsts.
Some Of the best known are.
Choose neither a wife nor linen by candle
Lent.
Women and weather are not 10 be trust
cd.
No season is as brief As woman's love.
Tie who has "a handsome wife or a castle
on the frontier is never without fear.
A woman may be loyal 10 love, but never
20 lovers.
Woman is a curious creature with long
hair and short ideas.
A GINS hair draws more than ships
cable
Woman is guitar, the sweetness Of
whose tone depends upon the player.
The following are some of the Atch4n-
son Globes musings about matrmony:
A woman is partner in her husbands
Joys and sorrows and gets the largest div
idcnos in the latter
a man leaves the earth for a while af-
ter he marries but in a terribly short
time he appears carrying it on his Shout
dcrs.
An Atchison woman is not only a poor
cook end housekeeper but she does not
laugh at her husbands jokes
The popular idea OF a very sensible wo-
man is one who refuses to turn over to
her husband an the money she earned
before she married.
An Atchison father says the only time
he gets a front seat in a crowd is when
one of his daughters is married to a D
cent young man and he does not want
good view.
When there is company the boy Of the
family usually saws something that re-
suits in his mother giving him lag-rais-
ing as soon as the company has gone.
If a married man compliments a pretty
woman in the presence of his wife, his
wife reprOVes him, and if the wife is not
present the pretty woman thinks It her
duty to reproye him.
A man doesn't feel that his territory is
being infringed upon when some one COM
ptments his wife, but he does feel that
his rights are being usurped when others
than himself scold her.
Sleep, says the London Mail, is a won
derful beautifer. Nothing so rounds out
hollows as sound, heaithful sleep; nothing
so soothes and mends irritated and broken
nerves; nothing so restores the tissues of
The tired body as plenty of natural sleep
in a well-ventilated room, and nothing is
fairer and softer and more peachlike than
the delicate flush on the cheeks of one
who has just stepped out of the realm Of
dreams, where all things are rose-col-
ored.
A clever writer says worry is a mortal
enemy TO beauty and charm of manner.
This Is undeniably true Worry over the
inevitable is not only wrn-
kle inducer and frown in
stigator but it is a senseless and
wicked rebellion against what cannot be
helped. Worry clouds the eyes, makes
the voice sharp and impatient, puts hard
lines about the mouth, and destroys re-
pose and gentleness of manner. What
ever IS, Is best Therefore, one would best
control ones feelings, and learn as soon
as possible to know that bright eyes,
sweet voices ana smiles about the mouth
viii add much to ones beauty and to
ones circle of friends.
A gentle, caressing touch is a rare pos
session. 1t goes hand in band with beau
ty of character and that means tender
ness of heart, purity of purpose honesty
of soul and kindliness Of thought.
They were talking about the selfshness
of man, consequently il is almost need
less to add that they were women. Two
OF them were-wel, not exactly old, but
wen advanced In age and experience, AID
two had not been out of their teens for
more than two or three years. They were
just old enough in fact, says the New
York Sun, to think that they were@ ex-
perienced.
beau, Algy Allison" said one of the girls
to the other He is selfshness person.
fed. OF course, l know as well as you
do that all men are selfish. but il sticks
out all over Algy in a disagreeable way.
As ] was saying all men are born self
ish, but some of them have the good taste
or rather the cleVeTness to hide 1t"
yes Algy is selfish" admitted Algy's
adrnlrer, but that doesn't bother me in
the least Id just as soon look for piety
in a pagan god as to look for unseltsn-
ress in a man. IL woman was made from
the rib of man, which man takes occasion
10 throw an our teeth at every possible
dust Of the earth, as les popularity be-
lieved, but from the pure. I'M
adulterated essence of selfishness.
Knowing this as do. don't
look for miracles in the shape of man
kind, and so Algy's little thoughtfulness
about himself doesn't affect my affect
ion for him. Am I not right in this?' APP
pealing to the older women.
Il don't know about that" answered the
elder woman. "a selfish man often makes
a mighty fascinating. Agreeable kind of
lover, but he makes very poor husband.
Yes put in the other woman of years
land my advice to girls in selecting their
husbands is to avoid selfish ones"
"But if a girl gets a husband at all she
must get a selfish one" said Algys admi-
rer How can she help it when every
living. breathing man who walks the earth
is as selfish as he can stick together
"You are very much mistaken in think
ing that" said the elder woman. 1t al
ways amuses me 20 hear women say that
man Is selfish. 1t shows how little they
really know about human nature. All
men are not selfish by any means, but all
men are born with a keen love of ease.
There isn't a man in the world, old or
young, rich or poor, who hasn't this love
of ease We often see women with no
sense of ease whatever. They are the
women who really enjoy being physically
or mentally uncomfortable when they
know that by 50 doing they ease some
other persons body or mind. You never
see men of chat type. one type of man
kind is born with a sense of ease that con-
siders self alone and Of course in time
this develops into selfishness 1 don't
know this Algy you are talking about,
but 1 do know Bog Boggins. Wen, he is
a perfect type of the man with a sense
of ease which considers only himself Bob