The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-11
OLE PETERSON PERPLExED.

Mastar Harald:-Ay ben kvit mai leedls
silver mine klame vunst moar an cum
down lar vor winter. va not go way
now sometimes any va gass till lections
ben had an Broder Roberts an Broder
Baskinson ben lected Wit all rest fallars
vat bin on Dimikrat tackat Yassir. Ay
tell Huldah silver mine klame ha ben not
| so quite off Broder Eldredge ha ben
lected cause ha ben goldbugger ay gass
Huldah she sal so tn. Sister Gretna
Svenson she com over tn haus an We all
| NAT CUTE talk. She sal tn me some vim
minis ben to her haus and sal Broder
Eldred@e ha ben silver man and would
| give protekshun tn hoam and ressypros-
sity. Sister Gretna Svenson she tall him
she want bimetallism an then she get
protekshun an do ressyprossity her own
salt. Yassir. Oder vimmin fallars dai
go val.
Mastar Harald. ay ben laff Iaikhel ven
see vat camoane oder fallars maik dis
fail. Vun tain Mastar Lannanson ha sal
Dimmykrat not rite ven hal fife church
influence. Now hal sal Dimmykrat ha
not ben rite ven hal fife RepDubbyklans.
Last tain ay cum hoam tn vote tackat
Mastar Lannanson ha sal tn sne, "Ole yu
vote non-Detterson tackat'' an ven va
sal ''Nossir'' ha sal tn me- "Ole, yu ben
yum bigdamphule." Now ha tell Dimmy-
krats Broder Roberts ha ben non-petter-
son and vos all rong. Ay no can see
how ha maik tings hitch. Ay tank
Broder Lannanson ha ben Iaik Irishman's
crab. va don't no ven va meet him or
overtaik him. Nossir.
Ay ben read Tribune som mornings now
an ay see some cartuneisis Wit babies an
bottles. Ay see all dem ben charged
Dimmykrats. Bote Huldah. she sal tn
me, ole" an Ay sal ''Vat?' Den she
sal tn me, ''Ole, dere-ben -oders." Then
Ay laff an laff. cause Huldah she point me
out som Mains on oder tackat vat Ay
no an Ay laff agan. Yasslr. Broder
Lannanson ha ought read story bout
mans vat lif in glass haus an vas thro
stoanS at oder fallar an smash own
vinder. Yassir. Maybe ha got read story
in BibeI bout beams in own eye vinkers
and sand in toder fallars.. Ay gass not.
Ay gass Broder Lannanson ha not read
Bibel
Ay vas in Brigham sitty ven Broder
Meakinson ha cum long and maik
speech. Broder Meakinson ha. been smart
fallar. Ha maik people laff all tain, ven
dey don't cri. Yassir. He gat up an ha
sal Ven freedom from tops foothills I'M
rolls flag she tare lap robe off mite an
talk all glory's stars down. That maik
people laff. cause dai wonder wat mite don
Without lap robe. Then Broder Meakin-
son ha tell about solger vat get stabbed
With banet an die on field. an sailor vat
get all mashed With cannon ball an bote
yell out Three cheers vor ia-.'
Brother Yon Henry ha been dere tn.
Ha skall maik people tired Ha sal cay
ben cum har tell yu peDles vat to du.
Yu want proteckshun on your sheepses."
Sum fallar ha sal, I've amt got no
sheepses," and Broder Yon Henry ha sal.
Put that man out, cause ha amt got
no sheepses." Then ha sal agan ''yu want
ressyprossyty' an oder fallar ha SAL
''Broder Yon Henry vat bout silver?'
an Broder Yon Henry ha SAL
''Yu got some silver?" Oder fallar ha sal
No, Ay want sum- Broder Yon Henry,
ha sal. Put that man out, ha got no
silver" Then Broder Meakinson ha spoke
Deece bout "Curfu bell shant ring this
evening"" an Broder Eldredge ha tell all
bout ressyprossyty. va don't understand
dey holer an holer yor Broder Meakin-
son. Broder Yon Henry ha gat mad an
ha sal, shut up. Yu fallars tank Broder
Meakinson dis hole show?' And ven
sum fallar ha sal. 'sYassir'' Broder Yon
Henry ha sal. Put that man out, ha
tank Broder Meakinson dis hole show
An then meetin ha brake up.
va ben goin up to Reppubbyklan he'd
quarters tomorrer an va tell yu vat ben
goin on OLE PETERSON.