The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-10-01

eternal Assessor (frightened)-So l
perceiye.-Fhegende Batter.
Friend-You are so dreadfully cross
eyed, l don't see how you can shoot
straight. Cross-eyed sportsman-l fire
both barrels at once.-Boston Traveller.
I'm London" said the returned tour
Isl, boastfully, 81 appeared at court
How much was the finer queried |
his cynical friend North |
American.
; Latest from the intelligence office;
"Oh, Bridget told you TO notice when
the apples boiled over" Sure l did,
mum. 1t was a quarter past eleven
Brooklyn Life.
why has Splasher named his picture
British DeerT" He was afraid some
one would say that American deer
don't have legs like those of his deer"
Chicago Record.
Inqulsitive tourist Gn Oklahoma
Pardon me, sir, but are you married
man? Badly Scrodd (the stage driver
Nope; had my hair secured off In
sandstorm.-Puck.
Next time I'm going out to Beverly's
I'm going to take a camp stool with
me-" what for?" Last time l went
! sat down on little thing that turned
out to be tea ia BILE. Puck.
what did you think of the great
horse show, Miss Gotham II think
that the presence of the horses detract-
ed very materially from the chief at
fractions of the entertainment
ut seems strange that he could plum
der a great corporation like that for
years without being found out" We'll,
you see, the corporation was pretty
busy itself. "-Chicago Journal.
John Doe-I wonder what caused
Gobang to collapse? | am told he is
suffering from nervous prostration.
Richard Roe-Yes. He sat down in Il
game of poker with a man who stutter-
ed.-Puck.
Golf" remarked the young man who
Is wearisomely blase. SIS one of the
very few games that do not fatigue
me-" What Is the reason for thatT
Il never learned to play it."-Wash-
ington Star
Bostonian--Is this friend that you
wish TO bring 30 dinner much of a ra-
contour? Chicago man Blamed If |
know but say, youll die laughin' II
we can get him to tellin' stories.-Cleve-
land Leader.
+ Il am afraid that actors sometimes
deceive us about the salaries they get"
remarked the mild-mannered citizen.
NO" replied the keen observer; they
may think they do, but they don't
Washington Star.
won't you play something, Null
lins?" asked Kildufi, mo;ioning toward
the piano. Il hardly like 10 while Col.
Gore is here" rs he severe in his
criticismsY' YES and he carries a ps-
tol.I-Harlem Life.
Brother Sontext-Well, Brother Stir
emup, will they raise your salary an
other year? Brother Stlremup-Well, |
don't know about another year; they
haven't finished raising it for this year
yet.-Richmond Times.
HAS your Shakespeare society started
In vet, Miss Jones?' Yes. We met at
Mrs Wiggles' yesterday Miss Matilda
Robinson read most delightful paper
on the the Influence of Rosalind on
Dress Reform "--Bazar.
Rass-I su,nnose Won think I'm fool?
coss-Tbot,s what trouhles mo If
vorr s,,nnosition Is corract then Won
ara mind reader and therefore Won
oon not no n fool. and vet-well Won
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