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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
Dinviddie sayy-MiII Burned.

PETERSBURG, VA, May 2.-(specialD
\ fire occurred yesterday at san Marino,
ninwiddie county. which destroyed the
saw-mill. drying-kin, and 1900 feet OF
lumber belonging 10 Mr.. Guy Bedlock.
Tba Ioss was complete, and without in
snrance. The fire originated in the kiln.
The lumber was being dressed TO build
church
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
pcnsinn Ellis PRased.

WASHINGTON, May 3-At the night
session of the House of Representatives
twenty-five pension bills ana NUMBER
OF acts correcting the military records OF
and removing charges OF desertion stand
ing against, soldiers. were passed me
session continued until 1880 o'clock
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
The Howitxers' Inspection.

The Richmond Howitzers heid tnsr
Regular monthly inspection last night,
annearing for the first time on parade In
he new uniforms. The drill was Wit
nessed nv a large crowd Of spectators,
who waxed fairly enthusiastic over uho
precision OF the evolutions. captain WI
iiams commanded the battery.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
r Name Their Ticket Tonight.

The Republicans of Jackson Ward VII
hoIS a convention tonight at Odd-Fei-
lows Hall. III north Third street 10
nominate a Council ticket.
hpnnnsnc. meetings were held last night,
q, which delegates to this convention
,,toro elected
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
An Easy Victim.


(Detroit Free PfeasJ
aBuc. I wants yer darter, saih rive
Ace PlLnkey. as he took the crop y"
the old gentleman.
..che, vour'n. an 1 must say yer the
fust gen what's put up any kind OF
argement,"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
THELOUIsANA TROOPS.
Medical Examination tn HcSin
To-Day.

To-Day.
NEW ORLEANS. May 3.-The medical
examination OF State troops will begin
tomorrow, and those who pass favoraDiy
will be mustered in by Captain Edmunds.
Two Southern Pacific trains left to-day
for Tampa with horses and mules for
the army of invasion. They nave I'M
perative orders 20 reach Tampa by 1
A. NJ.
An offer was sent to President Mckln-
ley to-day to raise a company or cavalry,
or mounted infantry, the men to supply
their own horses. 1t Will be composed
of Confederate veterans and sons OF Vete-
rams.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04

from its own hands upon another, but II
ala not bind I'D with the gift the esteem
and confidence OF his people at nome.
That was" ne said. "a possession Wnich
was noe in the power OF the House 10
give nor to take away. He had rather
lose his seat, having obtained IL. as ne
believed by honest, urbough SURFACES
of his countrymen. than to receive u az
a gift from the House. after having peen
1.nied n bv his people at home. lie mad
rather remain forever I'm obscurity th8n
10 creep and crawl 20 some petty emf
nence OF official power. ana from thete
look down on IN outraged ana lnulsnah'
people" H. ,hs no,
for ,vbose benefit my seat m Congress
was stolen. received more than 80 Wnite
votes In the entire congressman dlstrl:t'
and from them he oniy received ,asv n ,.no.
hearted support, X we except Re" PEI
ple 10 whom he had promised fourth
class post-Ofiices.
much prefer to remain forever In the
seclusion OF the pine forests OF DER .s on
Noftovav conscious. az / am. OF having
reoelved the votes Of the property own
orc .he tax-payers. the intelligence, and
NJ The white people of this district, than
TO enjoy the favor of Tom keed as a re-
ward for having mailgneu my 9" Ii s. 90.
publican crow - nauseated ana disgust
lived. -.-r>,c,r,,,,>,r
DA,amad by unscrupulous renegades,
,raduced by the malicious hatred oil sec
.tnnaI anmi,y disfranohised by the vim
dictive and arbitrary ruling of partisan
bitterness the grand old Fourth District
calls upon me. an humble but willing son.
. Ia vindicste this outrage -,
ask no favor OF nan osy1 ,,i .Hv thus
defsrne the good name of my people j
seen no happiness beyond the possibility
OF branding as infamous the miserable
steal of these modern .vandals. | want
nv seat-in the nations Congress, that
a wrong may be righted. and my people
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
When Nature

needs assistance 1t may be best to render
II promptly; but one should rsmeHoe1
10 use even the most perfect feIheo'ee
only when needed. The oesb ana mos
simple and gentle remedy IS me ,,so 1922
OF Figs. manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Company.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
An Eye TO business.
Jewellers Weekly.

opticlan: Ny dear sir. your case 10
hopeless -.
Customer: And am doomed 10 blind
ness2
Optician: Ii Is inevitable. think you'd
better look at my beautiful line OF aru-
dcinl eyes at once.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
The light In the


in d ow after
midnight but too
frequently tells
the old, old story
Of the awful tor
ture Of approach.
ing motherhood
for some illy-pre-
pared W o m { n
All too often
death turks on the
doorstep. This is
, sfovv that Uauid
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
MUNYON'S

Cold Cure cures colds in the ,sd. colds. on the
lungs Old colds new colds and obstinate colds, and
all forms of grip stops sneezpg. discharges nom
the nose and eyes, prevents cstarrh, diphtnerla.
pneumonia, and all throat and lung troubles lnese
pleasant little peictsnre absolutely harmless, nave
saved thousands Of lives and prevented much SICK
ness. The Munyon Remedy Company prepare
separate cure for each disease. At all Druggists
Is cents vial III you need medical advice write
Prof. Munyon 1905 Arch Street, Philadelphia. 1t 10
al frae
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
HASA NOBLE RECORD
,tywOop ASSOCIATION CELE-
RATES ITS ANNIVERSARY.
GREER OF GREAT USEFULNESS.

,.,cre>tiug Exercises ut Lee Camp
Hall last Nisht-Mr' Nirsini"s New
IN on the Confederate Navy-Re-
-ort of the Years Work.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-05-04
GRAY's INN.

GRAY's INN.
JACKSON. WHITE MOUNTAINS. ~. X
omen Nav 18th to November. special
low rates Tor June. For circular write
my s-im c. w. GRAY, Prspsictor.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-12-25
some New York views.

New York. December sl.~-Mr. and Mrs.
Russ Whytai. who Arst gained popularity
N this city ,ares years ago by the produce
tion Of "Nor Fair virginia" at the Fifth
Ayonue theater, began an engagement ut
the Harlem Opera house Monday night. pre-
sonting romantic play called "yaga-
boadis," an adAptation ~ ~. whytsl a
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-12-25

this CITY. Wv N'si's
TIN x~sas s.ss - ~. .,ssau.a
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-12-25

al, are frequent and the snow drifts
are very deep no 10 doing q fine businass
- ~ Wsst VIII 'syhs caspsthsss9s."
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13

would do better to take warm bath.
finishing off with a rapid sponge o\er
with cold water. For the young, Vigo-
rous and newly arrived youth i'm the
tropics the cold bath may be indulCed
I'm with impunity. and IL may be with
benefit. but as years lapse. the tropical
resident calls for a bath water warmer
and still warmer. until he finds that ne
has best health only when the water of
his bath is not below the temperature
of his body.
And IL is the same i'm temperate cli-
mates ON the one hand. the anaemia
Of the tropics renders man more sus-
ceptible TO the cold. but. on the other
hand. the arteTial rgidity which in
temperate climates Is SO common an
associate OF advancing years renders
men peculiarly unable To bear that sud-
den displacement of blood and that
sudden rearrangement of the circulation
which is involved I'm getting into cold
Nater.--The Hospital.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
HISTORIC RELICS SOLD.

some strange relics OF the past have
been sold by auction at the government
curiosity shop in the Rue des Eooles.
The bulk OF the objects comprise old
pots. pans. fire irons and kitchen uteu-
sis from the senate and the different
ministries. Among these. however.
stand pre-eminent and conspicuous an
urn. which is supposed Co have received
the bulletins of the peers on the occa-
sion OF the condemnation OF Marshal
Ney. and nine metal boxes or cases eN-
teriorly painted and Vanished black.
These aie the Neritable rpceptacles IN
which the i've miiliards of francs paid
10y France 10 Germany after the war OF
1870 by Wav of indemnity were con-
veyed TO Strasbourg. Each box rs mum
berod sud has iron handles Paris Dis
patch in London Telegraph.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13

by no means a process to be universally
advised. In the tropics "A daily bath OF
some sort becomes a necessity Tor the
purposes of cleanliness alone. But the
tub" which Is INDUCED In by Euro
peans-that is immersion I'M cold wa
ter. or at any rate, In water that ls
distinctly Colder than the body, for say
FIVE minutes-has a distinct physiologi-
cal action besides the removal OF art,
and the question is whether this Is good
or bad. II is pointed out that the shock
is relatively greater than IN temperate
climates that the abstraction of heat
during the process can be but III ar
forded. and that the depression of tenn
perature induced Is difficult TO recover
from.
Ii is also insisted on that neither the
circulatory nor the respiratory organs
respond To the stimulus, and that. es-
pecially I'm the case Of those who are
getting on" in years. the digestive or
.rans may be congcstnd to a dangerous
extent We think that all this is very
true FOR a very large number of people
who live In temperat" climcs as well AZ
for those whose lees are passed in the
tropics. Many people who have. as
they would say. been always accus-
toned" to take "A cold tub every morn
ing continue the habit long after IL had
better have been given up. They do
this partly because IL Is habit and
partly because they dislike the confess
ion of getting old which seems to be In
volved IN giving up the customs OF their
more youthful days.
But we are quite clear that unless
good reaction very quickly follows a
cold bath. and follows II without much
'tuweiling." such Tubing is very often
injurious Whenever a man has to
rub himself warm" or when he finds
that he IL not right again until after
his breakfast. hc may feel sure that
his iub N dning him haIm. and that be
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
SAVED BY HIS BRoTHER.


Sergeant Adams OF the East Provi-
dence police force was. at a late hour
last night. summoned to the wharf
where the east abutment OF the old
Washington bridge once stood. and
there ne found Alfred Glover in an un-
conscious condition. while several per-
sons were trying To resuscitate the
man. Glover had jumped or fallen from
the wharf but as soon as he struck
the cold water he shouted loudly for
help. and his brother John, who was
nearby, sprang into the water TO his
assistance. and succeeded In pulling him
Put.
Glover was carried into an oyster
phanty and DIR. Allison was summoned.
and in a short time the man was reviv-
ed and did not appear Co be much worse
on from the cold bath. He returned 10
his home later
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13

There was 20 have been a mass meet
ing at the Congdon street Baptist
church last evening. for the purpose OF
discussing the subject Of Southern
Outrages." but owing To the snow
storm the attendance was so small that
no mass meeting could be held. and the
pastor Of the church. Rev. J. n. Pres
ley, announced .aat the meeting would
be postponed until next week.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
COLD BATHS.

"The Journal OF Tropical Medicine"
has an interesting article on the use of
the cold tub in tropical countries. in
which Il r. shown that. health giving
as II may be- to those who are young
and vigorous and newly arrived, IL IS
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13

CRYSTAL ICE COMPANY.

u. T. SHERWOOD. Manager. Telephone cn
Office. IA Washington ST, Providence, II. l.
IcE PROM pURE sPp'NG wATER.
pepots-Dexter avenue aud Broad street.
TaTTV and rTHfTtG StrUrt-. -furChru-rs
CRYSTAL Lake, North SmitEhcld. 1arklin
Pond. Burrillyillei spring Green P9.L
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
WHAT DO THE Chill LDREN DRINK /?

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have you
tried the new food drink called GRAINO!
IL is delicious and nourishing and tnkes the
place of coffee. The more Grain-O you give
the children the more health you distribute
through their systems. Grain.O Il made OF
tastes like the choice grades OF coffee, but
costs about "a as much All glocers sell 1t
lJc. and a5c.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
CHRISTMAS GLOVES.

All Of our Gloves are new and relia-
BILE.
A few specials from our special stock;
Ladies' $l.O0 Kid Gloves at, per SOc
pdlf....... .'s..'''.'.'' .''''''''''
Very fine quality Ladies' Glove,
a great special value at, per 4 0S
pair ......... $500 ''.''s'''
Special i'm Misses Kid Gloves, 7S,
worth S100. for, per pair...... ]cS
Mocha Gloves, assorted
shades. extra good value at, 90,
per pair. ..................'
Great values i'm Ladies' and Misses
Silk Mittens.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
| |. D.
| NEWELL.
& SON.
HOL DAY SLIPPERS.

~ Childrens Fancy Velvet. Turk
cIS ish sizes TO 10.
A. Misses fancy Velvet Turkish
fOS Slippers, sizes IL TO 2.
10 Mems velvet, Embroidered and
W. Imitation Alligator slippers.
1 Mems Velvet. Embroidered. Al
/CC ligator, quarter Harvard Ties.
90 Ladies' Crocheted Bedroom
SOS Slippers. all colors.
Mems Goat and Dongola Ankle Slip
pers, with Gore.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13

We sell a very pretty Dressed
Doll. the kind you. pay DOC. Tor
elsewhere, our price e...........
A large size Doll. with lace
dress and nat to match; NOV
able eyes, was made to sell
for 800: you will want one at
this price. ..................'
A grand special, large size Kid
Body Doll. with movable
eyes, always sold at $l.25; our
price. ...... ..........'.''.''
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
EARL CARPENTER & SONS,

No. Westminster ST., cor. Dyer.
Thi- old established housc Wholesale nni
retail ICE NJ lair prices, and by prompt a..
iention TO business and The employment o'
good men in iheir several departments
merit n continuance Ut Ls patronage -
Iomg cuIoJSd
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13

Tickets include meals and stateroom accommo-
dstions. Send for descriptive folder, etc.
or freight OF passage, apply TO
j. w. McCLOSKEY, Agent.
Office and Wharf. foot of Benefit street
A. ID. STEBBINS, Asst. Traffic Manager.
W. J.. TURNER, Gen. Passenger Agent
j. T.. WHITNEY, Traffic Manager
Baltimore. Md.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
SHIPPING AND STEAMBOATS,.
Merchants and Miners Trans
Iotation Company.

First-cIass Passenger Ser
vice from Providence every
Monday, Wednesday and Fri
day at 6 p. m. Through Tick
cts sold to all points South
and Southwest. Baggage
checked to destination.
LOCAL RATES.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
XMAS
- AT THE =
PARIS House
NO OLD STOCK
EVERYTHING NEW AND DESIRABLE.
XMAS DOLLS.

our grand exhibition of dolls is now
open on centre counter hrst moor.
THAT we are leaders i'm this line VIII
be readily seen by a visit 10 this de-
parIment.
Here are a few of the many bargains
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
POCKET BOOKS.

We are headquarters for this line OF
holiday gifts. Below are few OF
the many bargains TO be found in this
department.
We can sell you a genuine
Seal or Alligator Pocketbook,
with leather gussetts. silver
trimmed or plain, others ask AOc
from 75c. to $l.00. our price. w
We have a grand special in all
1ears the Leading din STYLES ang nse shapes 25C
We can sell you genuine Seal
or Morocco Pocketbook, lined
i'm and out with same, others OQ~
ask $3.50, our price. e............ |oS
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13

NEW YORK, NEW HAVEN AND
HARTFORD RAILROAD.
EASTERN DISTRICT.

Time tables giving full information as
20 local and through train service may
be obtained at Providence station and
stations below.
Train Service From Providence.
PROVIDENCE DIVISION.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
XMAS CARDS.

We have large assortment 10 select
from, including all the newst ana
latest designs i'm calendars. 60
etc, at prices from........... ~
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-12-13
sIoNINGToN DIVISION.

daily exp). 6.52 (accom.l. s07 Qoc.
exp). 1906 (exp). 1910 (exp. to East
Greenwich). 110l Qimited). 11,l3 a. m.
(exp), 2.o7 (exp), 1l0 (accom.). 405
(exp. daily. 410 taccom.l. 6.19 tac.
com SOS (exp. daily. Si7 p. IN. teyp,
daily. Sundays-7.65 a. M; 4.6b p. n.
HOPE ard way statlons-6.30, $50 a.
m; L. &c. .. 80, 4.30. $50, $50. 1l.30 p. IN.
Sundays-9.30 a. m: $50 y. m.
OAKLAND BEACH, BUTTONWOODS
and way stations-6.20, 9.20 a. m:
1920, 2.20, 4.20 go 60 11.20 p. IN.
Sundays-9.20 a. m: 220, $50 p. m.
The record-union., 1898-09-18
Colonel Theodore Roosevelt.

Colonel Roosevelt, like all other
when the occasion offers has never
for a moment thought of setting him
self up as a popular idol. He is an
eminently practical gentleman, who
certainly never stops to dream of
glory or to ask himself anxiously
whether his name will live in the an
nails of his country. He has simply
developed taste for public work,
while the excellent habit of doing
what seems to be his immediate duty
has worn for itself deep rut in his
character. He has learned to per-
form public tasks with that same
avidity and concentration of purpose
that many other men Of similarly
energetic temperament devote to the
prosecution of money making schemes
or to professional success He does
not cultivate any of the arts or lodges
of the popularity seeking politician.
Nevertheless, he is popular in spite of
himself, because he deserves to be and
because the entire country has now
discovered the sterling worth which
his friends have long recognized The
people of New York would be delighted
to elect him Governor in November.
though the people have very little part
in the selection of candidates. Next
month the election conditions in vari
Gus States will have assumed definite
shape. The prospect, of course, now
is that the Republicans will be sweep
ingly successful in the election of
new Congress, and that the successful
prosecution and termination of the war
will have favorable effect upon the
fortunes of Republican State and local
tickets.-American Monthly Review Of
Reviews.
The record-union., 1898-09-18
THE LAST DAY
A GOOD ONE.
Crowds Throng the Park and
Exposition Building.

Next to the largest crowd that has
yet attended the fair thronged the
Pavilion last night crowding every
aisle and occupying every available
viewpoint in the gallery as well as
on the lower floor.
The musical and speciality program OF
the evening was not only elaborate and
popular, but it was loudly applauded
from the moment of the opening until
the last note of the band.
Mrs. M. wilkins, who gave a Cuban
ballet dance and some heel and toe
dances, sustained the favorable impress
sion she made on her previous appear
ance Thursday night. She was grace
full and artistic in her work, and her
dancing was a favorite part of the pro-
gram She will teach her art in Sac2
ramentO.
The cake walk by G. A Anderson
and Miss Beth Hamilton was novelty
that proved very popular. The couple
gave an artistic presentation of the
famous colored peoples custom of
walking and dancing for prize cakes.
The Leandros closed with much sue
cess in their wonderful acrobatic work,
as did the Hewitts, whose marvellous
feats as globe equilibrists have been
popular since the exposition began.
There were many happy exhibitors
last night, proud in the possession or
their medals and premium ribbons.
The music continued until midnight,
and the big crowd was in no hurry to
go home. AS a result the Pavilion had
a large crowd up to the time of closing.
1t was the general opinion that the
exhibition was at it's best last night, and
thousands will never forget the splendid
appearance made by the countless pro-
ducts of shop and ranch that filled the
great spaces. Sacramento County
Jared well in the exhibit, which, wide
showed the marvellous resources of a
region unexcelled on the face Of the
earth
Z. G. Atkinson's Business College was
awarded a silver medal for the best
penmanship and drawing by students.
Secretary Smith stated last night
that while the receipts of the fair are
about $1,000 less than last year. the
directors feel very We'll satisfied with
the result, in view of the unfavCra bic
season that California has just passed
through This year the board reduced
the expenses of the fair materially, so
that the net receipts will be about equal
to those of last year.
The directors desire to extend their
thanks to the public for the very gen
erOus patronage received.
The record-union., 1898-09-18
TAYLOR ADMITS HIS CRIME.
ONE OF THE MEN WHO SHOT
A JAPANESE.
They Robbed Two Japs After
Shooting and Wounding
One Of Them.

County Detective Max P. Fisher re-
turned last night from Fresno, having
in charge young man named William
Taylor, alias George Kincaid, the sec
ond of the quartet of young men who
on the night of August 18th held up
and robbed two Japanese hop-pickers
about a quarter of a mile west of
Brighton Junction.
Taylor's capture was effected in
rather a novel manner. Detective
Fisher was bringing from Bakersfield
John Z. Burke, the first one of the
robbers caught, and believing that per-
haps the other robbers might be in
Fresno, laid his plans accordingly. Civ
ing his prisoner to understand that a
break for liberty might result disas-
trously, Fisher removed the irons en-
circling Burkes wrists and walked
about the streets of Fresno with the
latter, visiting the portions of that
town which is mostly frequented by the
crooked" element. Fisher, who was
dressed in the garb of rancher, fin
ally visited a park where the Weary
Waggles stretch their lazy limbs on
hot afternoons
After strolling about the trees for
some time the detective noticed among
large group of loungers several ex-
convicts, and presently one of the lat
ter sang out, Hello, jack" (saluting
Burke) and started to follow the detec-
tive and his prisoner. Fisher at once
recognized him as one of the men he
wanted, and cautioning Burke that a
sign of warning to the approaching
robber would mean bad results to the
former, allowed robber No. two to Join
them.
The newcomer, not dreaming that
his friend was in custody, evidently be-
lieved that Burke had a granger in
tow, and was willing to help his friend
to do him in elegant shape.
For some minutes the trio conversed,
Fisher leading the way nearer and
nearer to the Sheriff's office. When
about one block from the latter office
he suddenly grabbed Taylor by both
wrists, and in a twinkling pair of
steel bracelets encircled the robbers
wrists. Burke was led by the arm. and
both men We're safely lodged behind the
bars of the Fresno County Jail.
While Fisher was struggling with his
prisoners, several of the group of ex-
convicts started to their rescue, but
when they recognized Fisher they has
tily withdrew.
Taylor, it is said, admits that he was
one of the four men concerned in the
robbery, but steadfastly refused to i'm
plicate anyone else. He has served a
term in State Prison, and he says that
if he was to reveal the names of his
confederates, his life in prison would
be an endless chain of misery
He compliments Detective Max Fish
er highly for the clever manner in
which the latter trapped him. To use
his own words: You see, I thought my
partner had struck hoosier and needed
some help to work him, and / comes
up to give my pal a lift. when the first
thing / know / got darbies on me- and
was pushed into JAIL / took Fisher
for hoosier, but the joke is on me.
am the hoosier, see?"