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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-12-03
WILLIAMS HELD
ON UNITED STATES WARRANT
Goes Back to Jail in Default of
Bail

DR.. ]. c. Williams, who has been held
by the authorities charged with using the
facilities of the postoffice department for
fraudulent purposes and fleeing Mrs.
Monroe of this city out of considerable
sum of money, was re-arrested on a fed
eral warrant issued by the United States
dis strict court yesterday. He was taken
before the United States commissioners
and his case was set for a preliminary
hearing December u, and ne was bound
over in the sum of 81, 900 to appear at that
time. At a late hour yesterday he had
not succeeded in securing bail and Officer
Cairns escorted the colored doctor TO The
county jail.
The prisoner has engaged Adams &, Ad-
ans to defend him at his preliminary
United States District A ttornel Lambert
and either he or his ASSISTANT, Harry
Bone viii be here to prosecute.
The department at Washington has been
requested TO return the letters that We're
sent to the dead letter office from Kansas
City which Williams claims contained the
money he got from Mrs Monroe and was
afterward sent to her in the form of cash,
with special delivery stamp on. addressed
to Mrs. Monroe, Kansas City, Mo. The
story told by the prisoner is not thought
to be very credible one. The postoffice
officials intend TO prosecute him TO the full
extent of the law.
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62s; ofDonnen (soc). 618 Clark's plural
ity. 1852.
For auditor of state-Cole CRep), 1852;
Morris CPop.). 19O.TS; Hurley Pro) 2.572;
Cain (Soc.), 625; Coles plurality, 1854.
For state treasurer-Grimes CRep),
AZ, 25S; Hefebower (Pop.). 13O, 5SS; Biddison
CPro), 2,543; Wright (Soc.), 622. Grimes
plurality, 1920.
For attorney general-Godard Rep),
1883; oyle CPop.), Alb; Rose (Soc), ga
Godards plurality. $3.50.
For superintendent of public instruction
Nelson Rep), 1881; Stryker Pop),
! l29. Isl; Buckner CPro.), 2,175;Semple (Soc),
6e4. Nelson's plurality, 1926.
Congressman-at-large Bailey Rep),
1879; Botkin Pop), 1864; Williams
(Pro), 1915; Miller (Soc.). 604 Bailey's plu-
ra,ity 1915.
Congress. First district-Curtis Rep.), g.
500; Price Fus.), 1913. Curtis majority,
1925
Congress, Second district - Bowersock
CRep), %, 995; Peters (Fus.), 1898. Bower
socks majority. 2,Os2.
Congress. Third district - Kirkpa trick
Rep). 2O,24O; Ridgely QFus.). 21,063. Ridge
ly's majority. 500.
Congress, Fourth district-MilIer CRep),
aO3S2; Martin Fus). 1885. Miller's ma
jority, S,047.
Congress, Fifth district - Caiderhead
(Rep). 1892; Vincent (Fus), 1851 Cal
derheads majority, 2471.
Congress. Sixth district-Reeder Rep),
1871; Mccormick Pop), 4,72S; Hoeffer
CDem.), 1888 Reeder's plurality, zoos.
Congress Seventh district-Long Rep),
26557; Simpson F'us.), 24,7sS. Longs ma
jority, 1,7s1.
Eleventh judicial district composed of
Cherokee. Labette and Montgomery coun-
ties)-Skidmore Rep). 1926; Sanford
Fu), SOs1. Skidmore's majority, 1,2O4
Twenty-second judicial district Com
posed Of Brown. Doniphan and Nemeha
counties)-Stuart Rep0. 6,5l9; Falcon
F'u), sos. Stuart's majority, 753.
Twenty-third judicial district composed
Of Russell, Ellis, Trego. Cove, Logan and
Wallace counties}-Monroe (Rep0. 3.135;
Gikeson Fu), LIP. Monroe's majority,
1923
Twenty-fourth judicial district (com-
posed of Barber. Harper, Kingman and
Pratt counties)-Gillett Repl. 1866: Nc
Kay (Fu.J, $3.50. Gillett's majority. 1s5.
In the Seventeenth senatorial district,
Shawnee county. the Republicans elected
T. ]. Anderson by 1885 majority. .
In the Thirty-second senatorial district
composed of Cloud and Republic counties,
the Republicans elected r. B. Ward by
695 majority.
In the house of representatives the Re
publicans have ninety members. the flu
sionists thrty-two and one independent
and two ties, T. B. Dawes and F'itz Will
Jams in the Seventh district and A. z.
Scott and DR.. Marks of the Fifth district
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ARE FOR A CARNIVAL
Fair Directors and Business
Men Discuss
PLANS FOR STATE FAIR
If Either Way, Opinion Is for
a Carnival.

The directors Of the fair association held
a meeting in the City building yesterday
to receive and consider suggestions for
next falls entertainment. There was quite
good attendance Of the members of the
directory and some business men who are
interested in the benefits derived from
public entertainments. There was free
dom Of suggestion and discussion from all
quarters and the weight of opinion was
about equally divided on the question OF
whether there should be the same old fair
or a carnival, or a mixture Of both. Pos
sibly it is stronger for a carnival. Some
have favored the regular fair arrange
ment at the ground through the day time,
with some street and public entertain
ments up town at night 20 hold the crowd
and give them diversion of interest, so
that they will not feel the time drag, and
therefore make plans to come in on the
morning and go out on the afternoon
trains
There seems to be no particular objection
from anybody to this plan, but there is
considerable talk against confning the
matter to a strict adherence to Old-time
fair attractions without any of the later
carniva, fads and exhibitions. Some are
in favor of simply an old-time exhibit Of
farm and mechanic productions. More are
in favor of a pure carnival. and a great
many of both the directors of the fair and
the business men are in favor Of a COM
bination of the two.
Another meeting Will be called next week
and more of the business men Of the city
will be urged to be present. Some definite
action will be taken soon and work COM
menced right away to get everything in
good shape for the next meeting.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-12-03
CITY IN BRIEF

Sheriff c. W. Simmons was in Peotone
and Derby yesterday on official business.
F. L. Thomas of Arson, Kan, was
among the business visitors TO the city
yesterday.
Judge Henry c. Sluss left last night on
the Santa Fe for New Mexico, where he
viii hold court.
Mrs. w. E. Stanley has arranged for a
series of three receptions, the first of
which is to be given today.
Mrs. VIII Bsrtrim and mother went
south over the Santa Fe yesterday to Wis
it relatives for week or ten days.
Mr.. and Mrs Frank Niles have returned
from their visit to Cincinnati and are at
home again at 727 North Lawrence.
Deputy Sheriff D. c. Simmons was in
Baynesville, Peck and Clearwater yester-
day serving papers in connection with a
libel case.
W H. Underwood, manager OF the
Hutchinson Packing company. was a
guest at the Carey yesterday. He left for
his home last night.
Mr.. and Mrs ]. F. Theroulde returned
yesterday afternoon after most pleas
ant visit Of two weeks with friends and
relatives in Kingman and Harper coun-
ties.
Delegate-elect Dennis T Flynn Of Guth-
RE and William Grimes o. 1Ingfisher. O.
r. stopped off for breakfast in the city
yesterday. They both left on the Santa
Fe for home.
Smith & Dorsey sold the property at
I5e7 North Market street yesterday to
W. + Frazier of Fl Dorado. and the
Spencer property on Tyler avenue to s.
VI. Brown of Goddard.
Hon Morton Albaugh, chairman of the
Republican state central committee. left
last night on the Wichita and Western
for his home IN Kingman. where he Will
spend Sunday with his family.
Mr. Edward Vau received a telegram at
o'clock last evening advising HIM Of the
death at Laporte, Ind. Of Mr.. P. King,
Mrs. Wallis father. Mrs. Vail leaves this
morning to attend the funeral.
There was a couple arrested az the
Douglas Avenue hotel last night and
locked Up in the city jail A rumor is
aroat tlat the coupe were ou- OF town
people planning an elopement 10 the ter
ritory.
Major J. T. Merwin or s.. Louis. the
/ Shakespearean scholar and eloquent lec-
turer. viii speak at the Plymouth Congre-
gational church At the usual hour OF serv-
I Ices Sunday morning. The public Is in
vited and there VIII be no charge a. -he
door
I Working the merchants from now until
T New Years by az kinds Of fakes and fax
+ irs Is on in full blast IN the city. The an
/ nual hold-up by both home concerns and
| travelling tramps. The worst OF al : TIE
| hold-up practised by home people. Some
/ OF the merchants can say no. When they
want IN contribute 20 charity they can
and do co x direct
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It's WEIGHT IN GOLD.
ANEW DISCOVERY WHICH is WORTH
THAT MUCH
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-12-03
ALBAUGH GOES HOME
He Was CIoSeted All YeSter-
day With Governor-EleCt.
WILL RETURN TUESDAY
Wellington Delegation Arrives
in The City to Consult.

In the city yesterday the very atmos-
Enhere was full of floating political gossip,
tarising from unfounded rumors, some OF
which were the cause Of many consulta-
:tione at the hotels among the visiting po-
htical leaders.
At one time during the day it was given
but that Mort AIbaugh had been rendered
fhe appointment of private secretary TO
Governsr-eIect Stanley and had taken the
matter under consideration. When Al
baugh was seen later in the day he SAID
shere was nothing in the report, as neither
he nor the governor had mentioned any
thing in relation TO the secretaryshlp SO
Tar as ne was concerned. All day long
there was a steady stream OF callers at
The governors office and some of them
had a long wait, as most of the day the
governor was closely closeted with Al
soaugh discussing matters that Will prop-
ably never be known outside of these two
anen They came out of their privacy
near the noon hour and walked down the
street arm in arm TO the Carey hotel,
where they took dinner. Just before they
q chance TO talk with the governor were
invited to come back again. Albaush has
gone to his home at Kingman. He lefs
last night. but will return again Tuesda:'
II. given out that son=-hiDG in the way
OF news Of appointments may follow his
return visit.
Quite a contingent of wellington poll
ticia.rls were in the city yesterday. Among
them were Charles Elliott, John Haughey
Frank Henderson and eX-Mayor Savage
They were all callers at the governors
office and got an audience with him al
different times during the day. Ex-Mayor
savane. is after some Of the political pat
ronase pie John Harper Of C1marron was
another who was closeted with the gov
ernor.
During the day a dispatch reached the
city stating that State Superintendent
Frank Nel.son had appointed the subordin-
ates in his office. They are announced as
follows: Assistant Superintendent, ex-
County Superintendent D. W. Little Of
Wallace county: bond clerk, A. V. Lindell
of Topeka; steZ1ographer, Miss Rudolph,
of Abilene. State Superintendent Nelson's
slate is the first TO be given out by any Of
the newly elected state officers. Others
are expected to follow at an early date
John Seatons' friends are urging him for
railroad commissioner. 1t is understood
that Mr.. Seaton is not candidate for the
position, but win accept it if appointed.
Among other claimants for political rec
ognitlon is w. c. Miller of Medicine
Lodge, who wants to be appointed coal oil
Inspector.
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OFFICIAL CANVASS COMPLETED
Governor Elect stanley Leads in the
Vote Cast.

Governor Elect Stanley Leads IN the
Vote Cast
The official count of the vote on state,
congressional and judicial nominees, as re-
turned to the Republican state committee
and tabulated by the clerks, shows that
Governor Elect Stanley leads in the num-
her of votes cast and State Superintendent
Frank Nelson leads the ticket in plu-
ralities. Minus the soldier vote in Cuba
and Manila, the following is the official
returns:
For governor-Stanley Rep), $40 1874;
Leedy tPop). 1882; PETER Pro). 4006;
Lipscombe (Soc.). 627. Stauley's plurality.
155S2.
For associate justice-Smith (Rep). A.
b45; Alien Pop), 1854; Carnahan CSoc.),
657 Smiths plurality. 16.S71
For lieutenant governor-Richter Rep),
1886; Harvey Pop). 1Sl. 242 Black Pro.),
90. 100: Arnold tSoc.), 669. Richter's plural
ity. l61S4.
For secretary of state-Clark (Rep), 49,
Ie2; Bush ,Pop). 1854; Carton Pro). s.
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Death Penalty orIiberty

s.. Louis. Dee "A special - the Post
Dispatch from Milan. No. says: The jury
in the case OF Mrs. Lunsden charged
with killing her sushand for ais insur-
ance. today returned verdict % 10;
guilty. When the case went u TIE Jury
last night the Judge charged ;ae jury 20
find q verdict for either murder II me
first DECREE or acqu.t,aL
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-12-03
AN EVENING OF MERRIMENT

The Little Trixie company at the opera
house last night gave eminent satisfac-
ton to a fair sized audience, who, TO
judge from their enthusiastic applause,
seemed highly pleased with them as
entertainers. The play IS somewhat on
the vaudeville order and has just plot
enough running through it TO hold at
tention throughout and add 10 the inter-
est OF the mirth-provoking specialties,
OF which there are many. Special men,
ton might emade of some OF the play
ers. but they were all well received, and
to all lovers OF music, dancing and fun
We cheerfully recommend the Little
Trixie company. and should Mr.. Robbins
and ais excellent players again favor
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-12-03
O. To7EA,
Bears the Hlha Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature o1 &X2zzZg
1UsIC AND DRAr1A.

The Pages" big double company con-
sisting of % people, will commence a two
weeks engagement at the Auditorium
Monday. December 5. New play each
night, with new and up-to-date vaudeville
acts between acts. This is undoubtedly
the finest repertoire company visiting
Wichita and the big Auditorium should
be packed from pit to dome on their open
ing night. Seats now on sale at W. w.
Pearces, 13S North Main street.
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MAKE PERFECT MEN

Salina with a visit they will be well re-
ceived.-Salina Republican-Journal, No
vember &c.
This is the next attraction at the Craw-
ford Grand
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-12-03

DIR. Bulls Cough syrup cures over
night the most stubborn cold as well as
all its complications-tickin in the
throat. husky voice and violent coughing.
Il is the most wonderful medicine science
has produced
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NEW YORK ORDERED TO UBA
will be the First ArmOrclad There
since the VI aine.

New York, Dec. "A special from
Washington says: Orders have been is
sued by Secretary ! ong to tho crlncred
cruiser New York to proceed to Havana
Cuba. The battleship Texas has left
Tompkinsville for Hampton Aoads. Com
modore Philip will remain as commander
in-chief of the North Atlantic squadron
until the return of Rear Admiral Samp-
son. The New York will be the rTst
armor-clad of the United States TO enter
Havana harbor since the batt.eship Name
arrived there. Upon her arrival Rear Ad-
miral Sampson will hoist his flag on boa:d
and. it is expected, will come north in her
the last Of next month. 1t was stated at
the department that here was no special
cause which induced Secretary Long TO
send the cruiser SOUTH as Spain has CON-
piled with the American demands for the
evacuation of the island, and there IS no
new question which requires demons5ra-
ton. Cool weather is coming on and here
yellow fever, though Captain Chadwick,
commanding the vessel. will use every pre-
caution to prevent that disease getting
aboard.
Washington. D. c., Dec Upon the ar
rival of the New York at Havana, Admiral
Sampson viii resume his duties as COM
mander of the North Atlantic squadron
and again will hoist his flag on the New
York. Whether or not the Cuban commits
sion will return north on the cruiser will
depend on their own wishes.
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SIX your grocer for
Peerless Princess

The best Flour made. Costs no more than
other brands. but is cheaper. because a
sack viii 90 further-make more loaves-
taau 2 sack II any other brand.
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Chicago. Dec. Austrian residents ~
Chicago today celebrated the fftieth an
niversary OF the accession TO the throne
Of Emperor Francis Joseph. Services
were held at the Cathedral Of the Holy
Name and were attended by nearly all the
foreign consuls in Chicago and by several
hundred Austrians and HunEarians.
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British Warship Ordered to Marking
Pekin. Dec. 2.-Owlng to the presence
of French warship at Marking a Brit
ish warship has been ordered there to pro-
tect the interests of Great Britain.
Daily Eagle, by carrier. 10 cents a week.
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REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-10-02

"'Bether dead says tn Eyetalian,
an theyse a scramble, an another
King goes over tn long r'road.
Il don't know much about arnych-
lists. We had thin here-wanst. They
Wint again polismen mostly. Mebbe
that's because pO,lsmeLs tn nearest
things to Kings they cud find. But,
anyhow, | sometimes think | know
why they're arnychists somewhere an
why the amt in other places 1t ray
minds me iv what happened wanst in
me cousin fTerence's family. They was
Twin down near Haley's slough in wan
iv OF DOherty's houses, not Doherty
that We know, tn timer, a good man
whin he didn't drink. No, twas an
Of crouch iv man be the name of
Malachi. DoheIty that used to keep
five-day notices in his thrunk an own
ed his own privit jistice iv tn peace.
Me Cousin Terence was as dacint
man as liver showed a hor'rse an his
wife was a good woman, too, though
niver took much to tn Dolans. Firm
Tipperary they was, an too handy
THROWN things at We. An he had a
nice family CROWN UP. An | niver
knowed people that lived together
more quiet an amyable. Twas good
fr to see thin settin' ar'roun' tn par
lor, Terence spelnn' out tn newspaper
an his good woman mendin' socks an
Honoria playin' tn Vale in Avoca' on
tn pianny an the kids r'rowlin' on tn
fure.
But wan day it happened that that
whole family begun to rasp on wan an
other. Honoria'd set down at tn
pianny an thin tn OF man'd growl: 'F'r
tn love iv tn saints, close down that
hurdy-gurdy an lave a man injye his
headache An tn good woman scolded
Terence an tn kids pulled tn leg firm
unGher tn stove, an whin tn big boy,
Mike, come home firm Omaha he found
none iv thin speakin' to tn others. He
cud do nawthin' an ne wint f'r Father
Kelly. Father Kelly shifted tn air
within he come in, an says he:
Terence, what's tn mather with
yee'r catch basin?
II dinnaw,' growled Terence.
well, says Father Kelly, We put on
yee'r hat this mint an go out f'r a
plumber he says.
I'm not needed here he says.
'Yee'r sowls ar're out of ordher,' he
says.
Fetch in plumber he says,
whilst I goes down to Doherty an
make him think his lease on tn here
afther is detective he says.
'Yee're right" said Mr.. Hennessy.
who had followed the argument dimly.
'Iv coorse I'm fright" said Mr.
Dooley. What they need over there in
furrin' countries is not a priest, but a
plumber. It's no good prayin' again
arnychists, Hinnissy. Arnychists is
sewer gas. Peter Dunno, in Chicago
Journal