Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1898-07-29
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It il Skaters victory, and Miles 10
great enough to give him oil the credit for
at.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Chicago is in danger of n milk famine.
Evidently the city water works IRE out
of repair.-Salt Lake Herald.
Every time the Yankee pigs catch q
Spanish ship in the trough of the sea they
-eat it right up.-Salt Lake Herald.
What Hawaii will do with its three cleo
toral votes will add special interest to the
next presidential election.-Boston Her
aid.
Admiral Dewey is to be congratulated
upon the fac TINT there was no Samp-
son at hand to write his report.-Washing-
ton Post.
It was the compositor's fault, of course,
that made it read ''many of the Spanish
prisoners show the scares of battle ."-Bos.
ton Herald.
OF course Christopher Columbus will be
glad to learn that the Cristobal Colon also
found land in the western hemisphere
Pittsburg Post.
Toral's desire to be landed in Spain af.
ter he has surrendered removes the last
vestige of doubt as to his courage.-Phil-
.adelphia Times.
"Say, Weary, dye expcc' to get any of
de new war bonds?" Nav, Limpy, ms
an de banks is in de same b~oat."-Cleve.
LAND Plain Dealer.
The chances are that Aguinaldo will
head a Dewey delegation from the Philip.
pines to some future national convention.
Washington Post.
When those Chinese rebels poured oil
on a magistrate and lit it he fred up ut
the insult, but the rebels made light Of it.
st. Paul Dispatch.
Whenever the Vesuvius turns loose the
Spaniards imagine TINT the last days Of
Pompeii have come again.-Memphis
Commercial-.Appcnl.
WoodfOrd need not so back us minister
to Spain. When her case is disposed of,
Madrid will not be worth the presence Of
a vice consul.-St. Paul Dispatch.
What makes this calling the nation
American pigs" more remarkable is the
fact that the exhibition in honor Of Co
umbus was held in Chicago.-Philadel-
phia Times.
A truce is an excellent thing when you
can bring up $500 men and six batteries
during its continuance. Gen. Shafter
seems to have known his business.-New
York World.
There are nc bull fights at Portsmouth,
but our Spanish prisoners may be able to
see an occasional football match IL the
war continues a few weeks longcr.-Mil.
waukee Sentinel.
oh! Yankee Doodle came to town,
And pounded down a Dago;
Then stuck a feather in his hat,
And called it Santiago.
st. Paul Dispatch.
The awful scene at the burning Of the
charity bazaar in Paris seems to have
been initiated on the deck Of the Bour.
gosne. Is that the best you can do, mon.
sieur?-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Senior Sagasta is in some danger Of
thinking that the time for suggesting
peace has not yet arrived, until the Span
tsh Government finds itself without q
place to hang up its God Bless Dur Home
sign.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
Those Capitalists" who tried to work
a corner in the necessnries of life in Daw-
son City may thank their stars that their
scheme failed. Otherwise, 1t is more than
O SAANs SAVy WOulu nave OESu T0s
moved" months ago.-Boston Globe.
The Paris Figaro says we are merely
apprentices in the art of war. Go to, Mr..
Figaro. Look after your charity bazaar
and B%ourgogne, past masters in the art
OF fighting women and children.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
What an exemplifcation of the irony Of
fate it would be If Weyler should be ar
rested in Madrid for criticising the Gov
eminent. When in Cuba he filled the
prisons with those who criticised him.
Turn and turn about is fair play.-Boston
Herald.
spain has paid dearly for the treachery
which destroyed the Maine and sent 10
their death 286 American sailors, and It
was entirely fitting that the shell which
finished the Vizcaya should bear with It
the admonition: Remember the Maine."
Chicago Dispatch.