New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-12-12
THEATRICAL INSTITUTIONS.

IT'S not the star who at the play
Is bent on winning tears,
Who drives the rest Of earth away
And holds your spclbound ears.
Who prompts YOU a. your soul rebels
Against MES Wy rorpleXed
1t IS the man IN 'front.' who tells
Just what will happen next
IT'S not the singer with the note
That shakes the chandelier.
Who sets your nervous thrills anoat
Throughout the atmosphere
1t IS not JOY. alas. bur woe
Which fills your being there.
Caused by the girl behind whose zoe
Keeps time against your chair. c
Every school, business or otherwise" says Tho
Philadelphia Record" has TO n certain extent
initiated college customs. but genuine novelty
I'm this line has been sprung IN the public The
pupils Of a barber school INDUCED in a little blow
out recently. and during the evening some IN
genious youth proposed that they should "dop'
college yell. The suggestion made big HIT and
after lively discussion cry was gotten mp "hic"
suited every one Later in the evening pedes-
TRANS were startled when crowd OF merry
youngsters passed along shoung
""Rah! 'Rah, 'Rahi Were scapers by gum'
Haircut. shampoo. shave, bay rum
Next. Next, Next"
Grocer, Cant, l sell you package OF these
' oid 'fady~No I don't think you kin. know it
would make me siek qhed ,,, e,,r tried it,"
no but / see in It's advertisement that IL is
recommended 10y the doctors '-'CincInnAu IN
quirer.
Here are some answers 10 examination papers
collected by a Chicago school Teacher.
The doctrine Of evolution began WIN the W.
ginning Of life and grew higher and higher Hnu'
it at last rcgenerated into monkey. This process
was so slow that neither The monkey nor the man
knew anything abou, it.
"A germ j. a name applied to particular parn-
Gle tiny sub-bac,eral organism which. when oe-
monstrated. causes disease
"A germ is a tiny Insect sometimes found IN
diseases or organs. 1t Is 50 very small that u
can only be seen by telescope. That Is why
diseases are contagious \, times IL appears IKE
the head OF pin. but it goes hoi'inS 'Fouhu :"
the atmosphere"
.'Habeac corpus means YOU may have the head
and will take the body
The germ theory of diseases IS continually float
ing around in the air and is very dangerous.
especially when the atmosphere Is unwhoesome.
"A dowager is widow without Joints" Joint
uresD
Qualified to DO It.-'Did you know said me
tooth carpenter. looking up from MS paper -f'sst
the Indians practised dentistry IN me '''''
4 didn't know IT, REPLIED the man VINO =, h al
surprised. The Indians have always been o'u'S'
ar Then he laughed seefuly foree,fu OF the fasi
that there was s,ill time for the dentist 10 au'
SIS or SO to his bilL-(Chcago Post.
Mrs DUDE a native Zulu woman. who was edu-
Gated in an American mission school In Na'a"
says that on coming TO this country the stranses'
thing TO her was the quantities OF clothes that mo
women here have. The women seem to be always
buying new clothes or having them made In ne"
styles Now in Zululand," she says those OF
us who wear clothes wear them until they arc
Old American women demand much attention
You want To be made great deal of and YOU
want the men to wait on you rauch In Africa
rs different. | tell YOU, the women wal, on the
there. Not but what guess Ike the change
little she admitted. meditauye.y but you 50
to the other extreme here. When you have ever
50 little trouble YOU feel 1t mu H. that is be-
cause YOU have been pctted until you do not know
how to be strong
The Facts in the case.-There WAS trouble OF
some kind reported on Desplanes-st. the DINER
night and the editor told The new reporter to 70
over and get the details. lie BOT them. AZ may 10
seen from his account OF the arar. which WAS rs
follows.
"A man killed dog belonging TO another man
The of the man whose dog was killed pro-
cecdcd TO whip the man who killed the dog or me
OF the man whose dog was killed was arrested
the of the man whose dog the man who vas
assaulted had killed."-(chlcago News