Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1898-03-16
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/ If wasn't.-Puck.
81 sometimes think | was born too
soon." 'Oh. pshaw! Haven't you lived
to see the chainless wheel?-Puck.
He-Yes, loved a girl once. and she
made a fool of me. She-Some girls
do make a lasting impression. don't
] they fudge.
She-Don't you think there should be
music In every home? He-By all
means, What object to Is music next
door-Tit-B Bits.
Lend me dollar. old man. Cant;
only have a half" That's all right;
YOU can owe ME the other half
Princeton Tiger.
Bertha-AIiss Spitcurls says she has
remained single from choice. Belle
Yes; but she didn't say whose choice
Yonkers Statesman.
She-Your friend Owen seems to
have run into debt pretty deep. He
Run into debt? He scorched.-Pear.
sons Athletic Record.
"Yes, sir, | want to marry your
niece" Have you asked her motherT
mo, sir, I prefer the younger lady.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Hell love you with all my heart.
She-Thats very nice, but-but-- He
But what. darling? She-What about
your rms?-Chicago News.
The artist (complacently)-Thls pic
ture with the frame Is worth 1925. His
frlend-Come, old man! you never gave
$500 for that frame?-Truth.
Jenkins-I wonder how it happens
that Miss Kidd is always out when |
call? Jones-Oh! just her luck, guess.
Browning, King & Co.'S Monthly.
Young Softleigh-Do you know, Miss
Cutting, that | actually believe l am
losing my mind? Miss Cuttlng-Indeed!
Why, how can you tell?-Chicago
News.
How did Flimgllt get richT by
his shrewd specula ton" and how did
Fucash happen to lose his property"
"Oh, he went and dabbled in stocks. -
Washington Star.
He-Give me kiss. She decidedly
Il won't. He-You shouldn't say Il
won't" to me; you should have said, Il
prefer not" She-But that wouldn't be
true.-Harlem Life.
Zone of the leading Czechs rejolces
in the name of Czwrczek." Say, l
recognize that It's the machine the
dentist bores out the cavity WITH
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Tommy-Paw, what is an extraordln-
airy session of the Legislature? Mr..
Flgg-One In which no fool bills were
passed would be very much that kind.
indianapolis Journal
"How would you define patriot?"
II should say patriot is man who
takes an interest In his country's well
fare, even the morning after his party
has been showed er."-Puck.
He-When l was young | decided to
make one woman happy. She-WeH,
as YOU have remained a bachelor you
may certainly tlatter yourself that you
have done so.--London Home News.
Edith-Do you think 1t wrong to say
darn Bertha-Perhaps not; but
when one Is yeXed, instead of saying
darn" think 1t more ladylike simply
to knit ones brow.-Boston Transcript
Hell notice that the scientists have
some hope of being able 10 communl-
cate with the moon. She-Good gra-
cious me. hope the man In the moon
is no tattle-tale.- Journal.
you're late, young man. What's the
reason?' Had toothache." All!
has the tooth stopped aching?' dun
no." What? Don't know! Why don't
you know" "Cause it's pulled. Life.
Impassloned orator-A man should
never forget the duty he owes his
country! Auditor (sotto yoce)-We
won't-at least, not while there are Gus
toms inspectors left.-New York Jour
nal
what is your first step IN writing a
playT" asked the reporter Il look
around" replied the great playwright,
land find good carpenter to collabor-
ate with me."-Philadelphia North
American.
Smith-After trying for ten long
years, l have at last succeeded in con-
vlncing my wife that | am perfect.
Brown-Are you sure of It? Smith-Of
course am. 1t was only this morning
that she said l was perfect idiot
| Chicago News
you will marry tall, dark gentle
man." said the fortune teller, examin-
ing the lines In the fair hand. THAT
doesn't help me any," despalringly re-
piled the lovely blonde who had called
to consult her. "All six of them are tall,
dark gentlemen.-Chlcago Tribune.
1T has been asserted that kissing
cures dyspepsia" remarked Mr.. Gas
well. That should be valuable knowl-
edge for q newly married man." replied
Mr.. Dukane. "WhyT' with his wife's
kisses he can counteract the effect of
her cooking "-Pittsburg ChronicleTel-
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