Gulf Coast breeze. [volume] (Crawfordville, Fla.) 1897-19??, 1898-12-30
CAPTAIN .F|Tl PR|GG. !;
why, generall is that you?"

brevetted from civil life to high mill
tary station without notice, and.with-
ont the consciousness Of having done
anything to merit the promotion, took
me little aback. 1t was my first
visit to New York, but / had read
enough about metropolitan tricks
upon travellers to be on my guard. 1
supposed, in short, / had had my eye
teeth cut-theoretically, at least.
''You are in error, SIR" / said; 81
am not the gentleman you take me
fol-"
What not General Flayem
OFF"
"My name is Hay" I replied
Timothy Hay from"
swell! never Vas so mistaken!
Do you know, THE stranger continued,
'.you and my friend, the general, are
as like as twins? But I beg your par
don, sir--no ofense, hope"
Alter all, there is something hatter-
ing in being taken for distinguished
person. The gentleman seemed so NOR
titled, moreover, at his blunder that 1
could not help softening toward him.
Indeed I felt half way inclined to
apologize for my identity. The least
l could do was to invite him to "take
something" He knew good place,
and thither we adjourned.
"By the way" remarked my new
acquaintance; as we clicked glasses
"beng from--you must know my
old friend, Judge Virgins
Now, it happened that I did not
know the judge, but it would never do
to let on / didn't, for he was the lead
ing man of my state. SO L put on
bold front and said
Ultimately"
Forthwith we proceeded to expiate
on the iudge-in fact, exhausted him
agreeing, in conclusion, that he
~S he praperest si,sa in the nation
to havJase 49, chief justice, and
that 1t wasf1 burning shame that his
claims hadn't been recognized.
Captain Fitz Prigg-that, learned,
was the strange gentleman's name-I
soon discovered, had an extensive ac-
quaintance with our public men. From
the president down through the heads
and tails of departments to the newest
congressman, he knew them all. l
think / learned more OF American
biography from the captain, as we
stood chatting over our toddy, than I
had gathered from all my previous
reading.
'But was just on my way to dine
at IS, said the captain; ''best res
taurant in the city would be de- |
lighted to have your company. It's
50 rare that one meets one with whom
one finds it pleasure TO converse"
l modestly tried to excuse myself;
bat the captain pressed his invitation
So warmly that it would have seemed
rude to persist in declining. So I
suffered him to take my arm and lead
me away simultaneously with the be-
ginning of an elaborate disquisition
on general politics, which lasted till
we reached our destination.
The captain had not overrated .he
merits OF IS The dinner we sat
down TO could hardly have been sur
passed, either in the luxuriance of the
dishes OF the elegance Of the serving.
Captain Fitz Prigg ordered everything
OH the most magnificent scale. He
must. have long purse, I reflected,
to stand this sort Of thing often. And
VOW the captain sparkled as we
feasted! I never saw man who
could eat, drink and talk all at once
like him. He could expound tho vir.
ginius case with his mouth full of
grouse, discuss backpay while masti-
eating canvas-b0ck and guzzle while
doing all the rest
pardon me moment, Mr.. Hay"
ssid the captain, finishing his coffee
and rising; II see one of our city
missionaries over there, and must give
him something. make it point, in
my humble way, to neglect no oppor-
tunity Of doing good. BY the by
taking ont his wsllet-''can you
change me fifty?"
! could and did.
"Keep your seat shall be back
presently" he added, stepping aside
and accosting privatelya young man
whose attire, thought, would have
comported better with his sacred call
ing had the colors OF his waistcoat
been n shade more subdued and the
stripes on his trousers a trife less
complicated.
The two withdrew by a side en-
trance. My friend, it was evident, was
not one of those who give aims to be
seen Of men, but belonging rather to
that class whose right and left hands,
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