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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

The owiugvllle Outlook come, to
this front with the latest turkey
story. II says: "Hon A. ". Bas-
com raised a forty aud half pound
turkey gobbler, which he sod aud
delivered 10 II. T.. GauIt"
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

The Sen4Is by . v"ts 81 to % de
cided W laks up the teller reso,u-
llon providing FOR the payment Of
bonds In sllsvr At the oPtiOu Of the
COvvrnmeBi. Senator Vest spoke
In favor of the resolution and will
attempt 10 push 1t to a inAl vote.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

Gov. Bradley has appointed ten
delegates from Kentucky 10 the
National Pure Food and Drug Con-
gress, which meets at Washington
March 2
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

Tran-porlation companies on the
Pacific ocean afe already preparing
for an enormous rush To Aiaska ia
the spring. Many extra boats are
belng secund by the leading lines.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

Tho Bribery Investigating Com
mltlcs Of the OHio Legislature has
concluded its work at Cincinnati,
and NIiI resume IL. sessions u. Co
Ismbus. Many witnesses refused
10 answer questions and will b.
cited TO answer lor contempt
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

Russia is sbout TO demand Of
Tarkey tho pay of the whole
balance Of the i6d. mRity of the
Ru--o.Turklsh war, amounting to
slio,OOO.OOO.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

r. Z. Preston, Director Of the
Mat, has tsndered his resignation
ana Prvsldenl Mckinney sent TO the
senate tue name Of Geo. r. Roberts
Ol lows, for the vacancy.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

By a vote OF 81 to ~ the Ken
tucky House refused TO call up from
committee The resolution asking
Senator Lindsay TO resign.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

Jadge Barr Instructed the FEEDER
al grand jury at owensboro to
closely Investigate vlola,ors OF the
civil service law.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

Gov. John W. GrIggs, Of New
Jsr,ey, was nominated by the
President 10 be Attorney General
10 succeed Judge McKenna.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

charl4s II. Duell, of New York,
has been appointed Eommissioner
Of Patents, to succeed the late Benz.
Buttsrworh.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

The Mississippi is still rising, and
u Is expected will reach the dan
ger line by Friday morning.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

Edasalc Neag neWela Wt,h CesesvssN
c.aay cesesl,le, Yels seas'lle,!ea lesssss
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28
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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

The General Assembly elected
Miss Pauline Hardin State Libra
rian.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28
|GLEANINGS
from the News of the
World.

The Jews are being run out OF
AlgIerp. A number OF lives have
been lost In the riots.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1898-01-28

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f1assv t,a-sz-s - rarr tas-l--f- zla11 f1reEer.
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12

What pleasure is there in life with
a headache, constipation and bilious
ness? Thousands experience them
WI o could become perfectly healthy
by using DeWitt's Little Early Ris-
ers. The famous little pills.-City
DFur StOra
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12
Seminole Lynchers' Trial.

Guthrie, Okla, April H.
Assistant District Attorney
Scothorn returned from Tecum-
sch last night, where he has
been conducting the prelimina-
ry to the prosecution Of the
burners of the two Seminole
Indians. 1t took five days to
empanel a United States grand
jury, which will be put to work
on the case tomorrow. The
feeling of prejudice in favor OF
the lynchers is so strong in
that country that it seems al
most sure that the government
will be unable to secure a con-
viction there.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12
PROM PLEASANT MOUND.

A communication to the ARD
MoREITE from Pleasant Mound
says the farmers of that vicin-
ity are busy planting cotton.
The family of w. S. Marshal
of Russett are visiting at the
Mound.
An entertainment was recent
ly given in behalf ofthe Sunday
school. which is progressing
nicely.
J. D. Simpson has completed
a handsome new residence.
The literary school is pro
gressing favorably. -r
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12
About RaIsInE Volunteers.

The ARDMoREIrE is in receipt
Of special correspondence from
Washington City regarding the
raising of volunteers or regi-
ments from the ranks of the
populace of the Indian Terri
tory to protect the honor Of our
country, which will be read
with interest by those who have
an Itching palm" to smell
powder smoke. The CORE
spondence is as follows:
ITO all those in the Indian
Territory who want to fight for
their country, by raising COM
panies, regiments, or in the
private ranks, and especially to
those who have written to
Washington asking for com.
missions. / would say:
I'm company with Hon. John
s. Little of Arkansas, / this
morning called on the adjutant
general of the war department,
and asked him to indicate what
steps the department would
take to avail itself of the ser
vices of those in the Indian
Territory who want to serve, in
the event of war. What he
said, l quote. in substance, fol-
the information Of those SC
much desiring information on
this point, and. coming as il
does from the head Of this
branch of the service, it can be
relied upon.
THE adjutant general said
Until congress acts and war is
declared. the department car
not enlist men or authorize 1t x
be done. When war is declared
our duty is clear. Arrange
ments will be made for calling
into the service troops from the
various states and territories
The Indian Territory and the
District of Columbia will bC
placed on an equal footing with
all the states and territories
Until war is declared nothing
can be done toward enlistment
or authorizing the same "
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12

al feel 1t my duty to give you q
truthful statement of what Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-hoea
Remedy did," writes J. 8. Collins, OF
Moore, S. c.. 81 had q child about
two years old, that had the dirrahoea
for two months. I tried all the best
known remedies, but none gave the
least relief. When this remedy came
to hand, gave 1t as directed, and in
two days the child was completely
cured" Sold by T. N. Coleman and
w B. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12

The Best Liniment =" Chamber
lain's Pain Balm fs the finest on
earth, :" writes Edwards e. Parker, of
Plains, Ga. This Is the verdict of all
who use IL. For rheumatism, lame
back, sprains, swellings and the num-
erous slight ailments and accidents
common to every household, this lin
iment has no equal. With Il in the
house, n great deal Of pain and Eaf-
fering may be avoided. For sale 10y
T. N. Coleman and W. b. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12
Saw the Powder DO Off.

Guthrie. Okla. April IA
l0-year-old son of Mrs. Lizzie
Isaacs, living near Anadarko,
found a pound of gunpowder in
a paper sack and set fire to it,
with a match, to "see it go off. u
In the explosion that followed
both his eyes were blinded and
his face and head were burned
in a terrible manner.
J. II. Newbern, M. D., of White
field, one of the foremost doctors in
the Indian Territory writes: 81 have
recommended and sold Beggs' Blood
purifier for the past Ave years anC
am pleased to say that IL has nC
equal in any blood medicine that
have ever tried"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION.

The partnership heretofore exist
ing between the firm of Apollos &
Co., composed of J.. 8. b. Apo1los
and @. E. Glenn, 10 this day mutually
dissolved, J. 8. B.Apollos retiring
and @. <. Glenn to take charge OF
said firm business, pay on all nrm
indebtedness and oollscsan ,outstand'
ing debts due the said firm.
Witness our hands this 9Th day oi
April, 1898. ]. 8. B. APorLoe,
@. e. GLENN.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12

We are anxious to do n little good
In this world and can think of no
pleasanter or better way 70 do IL than
by recommending One Minute Cough
Cure as a preventive of pneumonia.
consumption and other ae=ious lung
troubles that follows neglected colds.
City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12

Your hair can be saved. Beggs'
Hair Restorer will do It, as 1t actI
directly on the scalp and hair folli.
Gals. The effect is wonderful end
permanent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12
The Crime at Havana.

The crime or teDruary 10
and it stands forth as the gi-
gantic crime of the century
which is closing-is the issue
which concerns this country
first and foremost in its deal
ings with the Spanish govern
ment, 1t overtops all else; it
means more to Americans than
the independence of any of
Spain's colonies. than any
charity-laden policy in behalf
of the victims of Spanish cru
city and cowardice. Any at
tempt to shelve it is a lasting
disgrace, and further effort TO
deal with the subject In terms
which appeal to Spanish hon
esty and justice and conscience
is criminal folly.
We have no right to resort TO
armed Intervention In Cuba;
we have no right to set Cubans
free; we have no right to inter
cept Spanish fleets and flotillas;
we have no right to war with
Spain to aid her colonists and
feed her starving kin until the
diabolical outrage of February
Is is avenged. The attitude of
Spain shows that diplomacy in
such a time is a pastime, and
experience should have taught
the administration that any
trucking to Spanish sensibili-
ties would only exhibit this
country in a deplorable light.
There may be reason to avoid
war with any country at any
time or on any account, but
there is never any reason to
shirk the issue or evade the re-
sponsibilities of such a condi-
ton as that arising from the
destruction of the Maine and
the murder of 266 officers and
men. War over the relief OF
of the suffering reconcentrados
or war over the freedom of col
onlsts who are yet without 9
well-defned government would
be an outrage, a sacrifice oi
American life, of which we can
not believe the president capa.
BILE. War over the destruction
of an American battle ship anC
the wanton taking of American
life-if all other serious and Sc
we're methods failed-woulC
glorify the government which
waged it.-Army and Nav!
Register.
What pleasure is there in life wit
a headache, constipation and bilious
ness? Thousands experience ther
WI could become perfectly health.
I L - ~
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1898-04-12

SUNLIGHT OIL does not smoke
chimneys or gum the wieks.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-05-26
BID in PROPERTY.
Martin, Though Administrator,
Bought Fathers Estate.
Now H Sisters Sex TO Get Their Inher-
itarce Out OF II.

Whether or not an estate purchased BY
Owen Martin, which was formerly owned
by and mortgaged BY his father, must be
held subject 20 the Inheritance Of his two
sisters, Isabella q. Martin and Mary K.
Brown, was the question that has been
submitted to Chief Justice Matteson and
Judges Tiliinshast and Rogers In the Ap-
pelIate Oourt An incidsptal question
was, as TO whether or not Byron Reid,
who loaned Owen Martin $1,000 on che
property purchased by him, shall be
forced to look TO Owen Martins share
only for the getting back OF the money.
John Martin, father OF Owen Martin,
was when ne died In October. 1895, the
owner Of about an acre OF land In Centre
willie, and OF the three houses which stood
upon the land. He left i've children, and
Owen Martin was appointed administra-
tor on his estate. Some time after he died
an account In the Probate Court which
has not yet been proved. In june 1895,
the executor Of an estate holding q mort
gage made by John Martin foreclosed the
same and the land aud houses were bid
in by q man named Morris, VINO. after
holding them for two weeks. transferred
the property 60 Owen Martin. Some time
aftsrward Byron keid loaned f220v on the
innd and houses.
Of Oven are that the sale was not bons
fids one.
Tho executor of the party that took the
mortgage from John Marti testified ne
foreclosed the mortgage because the ad-
ministrator would not pay tho interest
claiming he hsd no funda
Owen Martin testified he conducted the
liquor business his father formerly carried
on, ana that che money advanced by Mr..
Reid he hsd uned % pay expensss, which
incindsu the funeral expenses OF his faith
or ana mother.
The case was held by no court for ad-
vissmsnt after brisf arguments by couu-
sei.
AIbsrt X. 0rssps Was attorney for the
complsfnsDts and y. n. Quinn reprsscnted
0wss Martin end Y. r. Warner byron
m9I4 -------- ~
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-05-26
SERVICE OF A WRIT.
Its Legality Questioned Before Ap-
psllate Court.
Both Parties Resiiet in This City and
Writ Was Served by Johnston Constable.

Another point as to service OF writs
was brought TO the attention OF the Ap-
pellats Court yesterday in the case OF
Mary Z. Goldriok VS.. John Bennett.
Tho action was one OF assumpsit COM
men cod by writ issued from the District
Court Of the eighth judicial district, dated
Sept. &, 1896. and returnaple In the Dis
trict Court OF the sixth judicial district.
As appears by the record, both the plain :
tit and the defendant at the time OF the
issue OF the writ were residents OF the
city of Providence. The writ was served
In Providence by q constable residing and
appointed In the town of Johnston. The
defen daut entered his special appearance
in the Sixth District Court and moved to
dismiss for want OF jurisdiction.
Ihe motion was overruled and defend
ant excepted. The plaintiff maintained
In brief submitted In the case that the
writ Was served by constable In the
county OF Providence when the actic q
was begun and this Is sufficient. The de-
fendant maintains there was no service OF
the writ.
Van Slyck & Mumford are attorneys
for the plaintiff and Arthur Cushing for
the defendants.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-05-26
SEEKS NEW TRIAL.
McGeary's Petition Heard BY the
Appellate Court.
At Former Trial Jury Rendered Verdict
For Old Colony Railroad.

The counsel for plaintiff and defendant
In the csss OF Peter Mcdssry vs.. Old Col
ony Railroad Company submitted briefs
TO the Appellate Court yesterday ON th .
plaintiffs petition for new trial. ON
the 9th of June, lS z, the plnintin. an
empl,ye OF IL. M. Martin & Co., went with
a team to the freight station at Wnrresfs
X. l., for the purpose OF unloading lum :
ter from d freight car. The car stood
upou q side track near tho depot and
there was q platform on one side OF the
car but upon the other side 1t could te
approached with teams for the purpose of
loading. The plaintiff having partly
loaded his team desired to get on the csr
fer the purpose Of facilitating his work
by the removal Of stake, which In some
way confined the lumter. Instead OF pass
ing around the cars standing on the side
track and onto the platform, from where
the top OF the lumber GOULD be easily and
safely reached, the defendant claims, tho
plaintiff went In between two OF the Gals
standing with their draw bars about Tour
inches apart for the purpose OF climbing
mp, and had stopped TO talk when a
frs light train threw some cars upon tho
siding and the two cars between w1icn
the plaintiff stood jammed together and
he was injured.
Tne case was tried at Bristol before Mr.
Justice Douglas and the jury gave ver-
aict for the defendant.
The plaintiff asks for o new tn ial on
certain alleged errors of law made by the
presiding Justice In his charge to tine jury
especially to q stateIuent OF the court that
u sufficient defence to carelessuess 10 care
lessness, because certain evidences was
wrongfully admitted. because one OF the
Jurors In said trial was not qualified to
act as such juror being in the employ OF
tho defendants corporation ana that the
court, on It's attention peing called TO the
fact refused to set aside the verdict and
because the jury's verdict was against
the evidence and the weight thereof.
Counsel for the defendants corporation
Chains that the verdict was sustained by
the evidence and the judges rulings were
correct and as to one Of the jurors being
employed by the defendant corporation
the statement is pronounced incorrect as
the juror worked for the New York, New
haven u Hartford Railroad Company.
q. L. Bosworth WAS counsel for the
plaintiff anu Franz =. Arnold counsel FOL
the defendant corporation.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-05-26
MISSION WORK.
Subject Considered by the Episc0-
pal ConvOcati0n.
Addresses by Bishop McVickar, Rev. DR..
Bassett and Rev. Mr.. Webb.

The session OF the Episcopal ConvooS-
tion of Providence. which was held in All
Saints Memorial Church at O'Clock last
even ing, was devoted to the interests of
missions. and the first speaker was Rev.
". J. Bassett ID. D., Of the On uroh Of the
Redeemer, who said: 1.-THE whole world
should be one vast missionary field and
each church should be centres from which
should rndiate definite lines OF labor In
diocesan, home and foreign interest. The
churcn 10 bound 70 be missionary or
ganization, because missionary work ID
connected with the immutable law Of
God.
Kev Samuel h. Webb of Christ Church.
reviewed the WORK accomplished by the
diocese Of Hhode Island during the past
40 years. He then considered missionary
work more In detail, showing that 10
paid we'll to those who undertook it He
said that even the smallest and most In.
Significant missions were Of the greatest
Importance, for It was through them
sometimes that the greatest results were
wrought Ihe work IL one In which
everyone can engage and the more We do
the better able will We be to accomplish
Right Rev. William N. MoVicar. bishop
coadjutor Of the diocese, was the last
speaker and he said: 1T Is impossible to
look ut missions In any small or menial
way. 10 has been said that the world has
become one great vast held for domestic
work In this line. There are some people
who decry foreign missions. Where
would we have been II there had been no
foreign missions? IL Christ mad not sent
His disciples out to preach the Gospel TO
every living creature, would We have been
here tonight? Christ's motto 10 ever be-
fore us. He saved others but Himself he
did not save. So We can lift others from
the degradation which surrounds them
and point the way OF life.
"Chriss said: Even 90 70 minister
unto the least OF these, my brethren, ye
minister unto Me. Friends the least
are to be found in the slums today and II
we would win Christ's blessing, We must
labor among thvm.p
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-05-26
FREE BAPTISTS.
Meeting Of the Young Peoples Union
In Pond Street Church.


There WAS . large attend ancs at the
Second Free Baptist Church on Pond
street, last evening. and preceding the
regular meeting of the Free Baptist
Young Peoples Union, q ministers con-
ference was held ut o'oloox. Rev. A. 4.
Kenyon Of North Scituate, presided over
the Young Peoples meeting and an ad-
dress was made by Mr.. Il. p. Mstoalf.
He made an appeal to the various So
cisties present for contr1bu tions to carry
on this work of the Union In It's various
fields which met with hearty response NJ
q goodly sum was pledged by the dele
gates Of each society. Mr.. Mstcalf spoke
Of the, work of the Union ard OF the
Nashville rally that IL to takp place short.
", also of Ocean Park, Me-, and the pro !.
gram of the exercises q Aus. %, 23, and
"a. Rev. DIR. Porter VI Peabody, Mass,
made brief address, IN which he spoke
of the attractions ct Ocean Park. Rev.
Il. g. Wesley dwelt upon the Importance
of good reading In tins nature Of yeligious
papers, and urged that papers be selected
with care.
Rev. Henry g. Lowden of Auburn. took
for his subject; "Is Ability the Measure
Of Duty" making Q most interesting ad-
dress. The exercises closed with the ben-
cdiotion. after which loo cream was served
In the vestry.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-05-26
'tNN
JOHNSTON
ANNEXATION
Plan Approved by a Vote
Of Two to One.
1011 FOR, 5l7 AGAINST.
ALerge Proportion Of the Qualified
Vote Came, Our.
lo11 FOR, 5l7 AGAINST.
CHANGES THAT WILL RESULT

Yesterday l0l1 voters OF Johnston came
to the conclusion that they had been
termed Johnston Kareripes" long
enough, so they cast their vote for annex
alton, and that vote decided the fate OF
the 5l7 other citizens who will, after
June I. be CITY folks.
The Office holders and others interested
for . moment believe there was any dan
ger Of Johnston being annexed, 90 they
did not cake the trouble even TO furnish .
carriage for voters that would help their
cause. and ~ soon a. those who had q
vote TO pell learned that tho anti's would
not put out any money they went to the
polls and voted the other way. The an
nexatioutsts got little moro than two 10
one. ana to do this the registry voters
must have gone with them.
Johnston will be part OF Providence
on and after June !, and what will hap
pen In what Is left OF Johnston for year,
no one can tell, for the fiscal year begins
In June.
1t is probable that the politicians of
Thornton Will make an effort to rule the
balance of the town, aud II they succeed,
that part OF the town will be the gamer.
Already James Moan, who has heen
policeman for many years, has been
spoken or as ohiet OF police.
There will be some scramb bling among
the saloon keepers In the annexed portion
for it ID quite likely that the license com
inissioners will reduce the number OF H.
censes now issued there.
Postmaster Harris also comes In for his
part of the loss for after June he will be
o clerk instead OF q postmastcr. with a
SALARY OF nos more than e1400 aGai ust
$1,000 at the present time, and his Office
will rhen be known % station q, instead
Of Olney willie postoffics. There will be
lots Of strange and funny things happen.