The Somerset reporter., 1898-08-25

According to Guggenhsime. smith: THAT
man Jones is two. dollar fool" Brown:
"Why do you call him a two dollar fool?"
Smith: Because 1t costs two dollars to say
dam"
Scrofula, salt rheum. erysipelas and other dis
TIRE ssing eruptive diseases yield quickly and
permanently to the cleansing, purifying power
of Burdock Blood Bitters.
my wife complains because the war pro.
crosses SO slowly, What did you say?' II
told her II the army had been made up Of
women they wouldn't have their bonnets on
YETI
Bodily pain loses its terror If you've a bottle
of DIR. Thomas Electric Oil in the house In
slant relief in cases of burns, cuts, spTains, ac-
cidents of any sort.
Don't shoot-"Your terms are too severe"
said Sagasta. "Oh, don't know" replied the
President. II have seen Cervera.'
II had a running, itching sore on my leg.
the burning and itching, instantly and quickly
effected permanent cure" c. W. Lenhart,
Bowling Green, o.
"Hans. IL you are very good aud get a high
mark in school will give you ham sand
wich." But, mamma, do you imagine can be
bribedP'
A blessing alike to young and old; DR. Fowler's
Extract of Wild Strawberry. Natures specific
Tor dysentery, diarrh9a and summer complaint.
What is that crowd9" II don't know.
Either Hobson is in town or shirt waists are
marked down to nineteen cents
Contractors you wait a regular mosaic
floor, suppose?" Owner of Building: Yes,
il that's the style. jus, as lief have the mo-
dern orthodox, though"
Knows All About Him. do you know
McShifter pretty well?" Know him? Every
time he expresses opinion / can tel
whether it is own or whether he got it from
his wife"
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Kid ne, and Bladder disease re-
lieved in six hours by NEW GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t lie q great Sur
prise on account OF its exceeding promptness
in relieving pain in bladder. kidneys and back,
in male or female. Relieves retention of waller
almost Immediately. II you want quick relief
and cure this is the remedy. 1y5l
Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist,
l01 Water 81. Skowhegan, Me.
Because a man has wheels it does not follow
that he is noted for his graceful carriage.
For Over Finy Years.
MRS, wISsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions of moth
ers for their children while teething. with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child seftens
the gums, allays all PAIN cures wind collie and
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately.
pa 81 the an %0sd
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup" and
take no other kind ly3S
al understand that Miss LIE Clesver is very
clever artist"
"Yes she is"
"In what line, oil or water colors"
"Neither. Manicuring.
Distressing Stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the mastery powers of
South American Nervine Tonic. Invalds need
suffer NJ longer. because this great remedy
can cure them all. 1t is cure for the whole
world of stomach weakness and Indigestion.
The cure begins with the first dose. The relief
II brings is marvellous and surprising 1t
matter how long you have suffered your cure
is certain under the use Of this great health
giving force, Pleasant and slu avs safe. 1y5l
Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist
l07 Water St. Skowhegan. Me
Peasant: Five dollars fine for entering
this estate" Toarist "Rnt why is no warn
ing sign put up them" eve had one but took
1t down again. for while it was up no one came
in.@
DYSPEPSIA is the cause of un
- told suffering. BY taking Hoods
Sarsaparilla the digestive organs are
toned and dyspepsia Is CURED.
Mr.. Parvenu; Ny dear. did you intend to
leave them price tags on them picte rs in the
parlor9
Mrs. Parvenu: Yes. want folks to see
amt no vulgar bargain iend.