The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1898-08-19
MISFITS.

MISFITS. |
The people OF Havana, who have been
arving for three months can now take
cir breakfast.
The war ends with Dewey as the hero
the event, and with no one to sup.
ant him. Everything has been named
ter Dewey from babies down to collars.
The farmer is now proceeding on the
ght hour plan, eight hours in the fore
Don and eight hours in the afternoon.
Collector Dunno has received word |
ON the commissioner of internal rev.
nue., authorizing him to collect $40 war |
ax from the Inherent street-venders, |
'hich is one great blessing resulting
'om the war.
Sunday Aug Z. between 8 and II a. IN.
{ Portland, 2l4S cyclists crossed the
iorrison.street bridge, 1891 crossed the
iurntide bridge and 1902 crossed the
4 adison bridge, saying nothing OF the
nousands who crossed the Steel bridge,
III bound for country rides and country
escorts for the day.-Welcome.
A Eugene boy writes home from Ca
'ite: The bay here is full of wrecked
spanish fleets and seamen now. Every
'nce in a while seaman washes ashore
md there Is q pit where 800 of them are
buried. l was out on one OF the wrecks
md thought ] saw q blouse down a
pulled it up with boat
hook and found it was ''deader."
The Corvallis Times says that Roman
Lahn. the engineer at the brewery in
his city. recently caught in the machin-
sry, expressed his feelings to the man
above who failed to come down as fol.
lows:
"Hou denim schleepy-head, Why you
DO not COON mighty QUICK down ven |
callI" The recreant man replied, az
fought YOU vas havin' NIT yo'self plenty
tun-l fought you vas singin'." ''sing.
in be demui You mooat hat n mighty
poor ear for moosic il you call dot sing.
M" Zahn has gone to his home st Al.
sea.
From the MeMinnvi.le T. r.
Oar attorneys. Irvine and Vintor
mourn and refuse to be comforted. rhei,
wives are both Al Camp Jones. and the
boys say that the life OF q widower /.
. dead failure. Billy attempted 20 make
pies day or two ago: put the shorten
ing in the berries and the weetening In
the crust; OF course that was o failure
Then he came mp town and comparec
notes with o. II and found that be has
ATTEMPTED 70 ehuru SKINNED milk. Their
botc went out back OF their Office ans
kicked each other and charged the blam,
up 20 their better halves.
A McMinnville boy at Cavite (Cov-e-tl
with accent on last syllablel says h
doesn't eat much fruit. only % or 5
bananas and the same number OF man
goes daily. The bananas cost Is or ,
cents bunch aui the mangoes 6ss cts.
dozen.
Secretary Hay will succeed secre,ar,
Day in the affairs Of state. Hay lie vel
cured and 10 thought to be 6t for tn
place, 60 important at this stage OF th
proceedings.
rhecapsurs Of Manila before the new
OF peace had reached there means tha
city and surroundings are ours 10 keep
This much at least the commissioner
are bound TO agree upon.
The Examiner has BEEN pubiishiu
recipes from its readers. Here is IN
only one from Albany. Il is for chees
strAws as made by Mrs. M. Henderson
P. o. box l46, Albany Oregon:
Mix together one-han pound OF -four
i've ounces OF butter; five ounces crate
cheese two eEgs;a pinch Of mustard
salt and pepper; mix into Q stiH paste
sprinkle board with -four; roll out thi
and cut into sticks one-qUar.er inc
vide and about as long As lead pencil
and bake.
The moral result OF the war is the re-
question now TO Americans, though
may be cAndidly stated that alreai
there is being considered the financis
result, and eventually the political resul
will crop out, Just how il is Difficult, ,
state but it is bound to appear in som
form.
ITS sad world, glad world
just as you make it;
A good world, a bad world
Just 40 you take it.
There is sadness in the air or there's
gladnees everywhere.
And ii all depends on how you choose ,
view It."
The following from the Eugene Guar
suggests the manner in which newsps
pers are often treated:
Fifty cords Of wood wanted at this o.
nee on subscription but this don't Inea
next winter after the wood has been Wa
ter soaked with two or three months {
wet weather. Dry wood goes at ihi
shop and those who want TO furnis
wood must apply early.
These summer days,
In burning haze,
l rather wish
l were fish;
Or, say. q frog
In some wet bog,
With naught to do
The long day through
But soak and croak
And croak and soak"
This war has attracted particular at
tention to this coast, and people no long
er have TO ask where Oregon is. Seyera
cities are just now claiming that tn
eyes OF the east are focused on them, to
wit: Seattle, Portland, San Francisc
and Los Angeles. Really the northwes
IL bound 10 get its share, IL not more, o.
account of the general failure of crop
south of here, while those of the north
west taken as KS whole are remarkable
large.
A Roseburg boy tells OF the Philippin
islanders in the following spicey way: