The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-03-05

have me-. Mrs. Spendley-"Don't you
be too sure about that."-Puek.
Walter-"Did Uncle Jack see Santa
Claus last mighty" Carolyn-"I guess
30. They say he saw almost every.
thing one could imagine.
Book.
What Kept Hlm.-"What kept you In
the South SO longY Il was trying 10
negotiate raise what money!"
no. quarantine. "-Cleyeland Plain
Dealer
He told me to get of the earth.
WHAT do you suppose he meantg He
seemed 10 think that you needed
bath. tly."-Loulsyllle Courier
Journal.
you may fetter my body he shout
ed, but my mind will wear no chain"
In other words, the wheel IN his head
was of the '9s pattern.-Indanapolis
Journal.
Sloper las Miss Eastlake, his intend.
ed, finishes a solo)-"what a yolcer
Duncan who has been rejected by Miss
Eastlake)-"Yes, what a yoice"-Har
lem Life.
Matilda-"Haye you spoken to papar'
Bertie-"Yes; asked him through the
telephone and he answers I don't
know who you are, but It's all right "
.-Plck-Me-Up.
Raggs-"Say, do you believe that
story Of the goose laying the golden
eggY Jaggs-"Well. 1t would be just
like goose to do such a foolish thing"
Chicago News.
Not Necessarily. Bilker
rents that forty-dollar-a month house
Of yours, does hef He pays too much
know hlm."-Puck.
! A north Of England paper says: I'VE
have adopted the eight-hour system in
this Office. We commence work at =
o'clock In the morning and close at .
In the evening It'll Bits.
Bride ~ Counting your change.
George? II has been an expensive
trip. hasn't itY' George-''That right.
1t looks as II this honeymoon would
soor re on its last quarter. Puck
a She has great deal of curiosity"
remarked Willie Washington. Yes"
replied Miss Cayenne; at Is something
extraordinary. She even opens some
OF the fandy-coyered magazine
what is inside.'-w Washington Star.
Mrs. G.-"My dear, when will you
learn to take your hat off In the eleya.
tor when your are with me2 Mr.. c.
when you learn to take yours of In
the theater when you are with me, my
dear."-clnclnnatl Commercial Trib
une.
rs he a noyelist7" asked one young
woman, as she picked up photograph
mo, indeed" replied the other, with
enthusiasm. Hes no novelist; he's
story writer. You can understand
and enjoy everything he does.s-Wash.
ington Star
Il am told remarked Miss Cayenne. |
that you said some very clever things
last evening" Yes" replied Willie
Washington; ut is very discouraging." |
What Isl" THE surprised manner In
which everybody is talking about it,
Washington Star
A Slight Inversion. There Is some
mistake" said the returned Klondiker. /
as he crawled from the box ear. about /
the fabulous amount of gold In Alaska !
As TO there being an amount of fabu.
lous gold-well. that is different"-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
Have you completed your plan for |
Fastening the business of the United /
States SenateY Partly" replied the |
newly elected Senator. Il have pre- |
pared speech on the subject which
1, will take me three days TO deliver
Washington Star.
BIZ Yale-"That man Williams never
lost his head In football game yet.
did hep Jim Cornell-"No. think
not. He's lost an ear. part of his nose,
eight teeth-but l do not remember
ever hearing OF him losing his head
Aonkess Statesman.
Bill-"Where'y you beenY jill
Down to the Doctors" 'I'll bet he |
lolu Aou 10 20 south. No, l ulun 4
20 to consult him. | went to collect
bill" oh well. in that ease 1t was
probably not the South where he told
you to go."-lonkers Statesman.
Uncle George $50 you think Mr..
Caxton is a literary man. Carrie
"Oh. I'm sure of IT, When he wants
to find anything In "A book he wastes
half AN hour hunting for 1t before he
thinks 10 look AT the index Boston
Transcript.
Admiration.-"Do you consider the
electoral college Il desirable institu
tion?' inquired the man whose mind
Is on the nation. Well" remarked the
nervous friend. Il can't help admrng
II for the fact that never heard Of an
electoral college yell. Washington
Star.
Kitchen Chat.-"Eyer notice." asked
the stove, what modest creature the
clock Isl" Referring, | presume"
said the wood-box. TO her holding her
hands before her faceY'' Why, no,
NOT SO much that rs TO her habit of
running herself down. "-lniianapOlis
journal.