Fort Wrangel news., 1898-07-06

Harry. do you love your little baby brother?" What's the use? He wouldn't know Il if didr'-Tit-Bits.
 An Exceptional Case.-"lie's very timid. k he not:' Very. Why, he's so timid that hes scared by war scarcs.''-Puck.
 After the Batllr.-IIe= Then l go and forever She-Nery we'll. But don't call tomorrow evening; for sha'n't be in.-Llfe.
 Fl doesn't do any good to scold the lanltor about our cold rooms "Ncr. it does. get all warmed Up when talk to him. Chicago News.
 She.I like your Impotence. haven't reached the bargain counter vet. lIe-You world be bargain on any counter IIarpcr's Razaar.
 Il have just taken ny newly grad uated grandson into business with ne" How are you getting on with himE' Well. seem 10 please him. Life.
 Johnny Is jlngo d man who would like To make war on Ill forrignersI Papa-Ycs. my son; and hr would pre- fer To talk the enemy To death.-fuck.
 IIe=Do you know when you get q bad coin% She-Certainly do. How do you llnowf" Why. thc man of fer lt to refuses to take it.'-Ionkers Statesman.
 A Pointed Inquiry Stern Father Henry, have you and your new watch parted company already: Henry tla- conically-Broke Fataer-Which!- Jewellers Weekly.
 Useless Adyiee.-W Wiegles My physl- elan has ordered me never 10 take ac- tive exercise after a hearty meal. NaE- glcs Well. what of itf WigsitT-I boar,l.=Soucryill Journal.
 Ethel-Why didn't you attend Prof. Dumps lecture on the Cycles ot TimeT9 IL was very interesting. Maudt-The subject of the lecture was embarrassing to me. You know, dear, I bought my wheel on the inNtailhl"ht plan.-FlttSburg Press.
 Sh,-Don't you think Mrs. Wapstry Is q beautiful Womaut He-She k q beautiful Woman-thc most heaufifil woman. think. that have ever Sean. She after he has gouc,-l wonder II ae has always been such q fool, or wheth- TT t has ju>t begun to grow on him lately Cleveland Leader.
 Chollit- Maud has Ia wear glasses; the oculiSt >ays she has been using Aer eyes too murA. Charl." should say so. You ought to have seen her at .ac lance the other night; She was Just surrounded by men all tie tim'.-iIar- prr's BaZlr.
 Sh,@Ah. count. you don't knoW how my love for yon di~trr>>e> my parents. heard my father say this morning tha, lie would g.v, $lu.uul if I coull never see you again. Tie Count EeS sink:-Chicago News.
 Little Tompkins That fellow Brow tried to stuff me up with ~oluc of piS travellers tales the other day. TalleI about his trip 10 Italy, and the waving fields of mlcaroni. but he didn't cats l ne. you know. They don't wave.-- Punch.
 Parson--Ah, my friend. rum broueh; you here of course. |. too. used To drink. but for ten years not q drop of liquor has passed my lips Conyi,t -'ScuSa me. pard. but I dou't want t1 hear uo hard-luek story now. I've got troubles of me oWn.-Life.
 Anxious Mother-I think you should interfere. Edward. There Is youn% Stumps sitting for the last half-hour with Mabel. holding her hand. You know that he's Hot in position 10 mar ". Father Ccomplacentlyl-T True: but let him hold her hand. Martha; t will keep her from the piano. Exchange.
 RcStful Rogers ringing Suhurban- ite's door-bell at 1 a. m.l-Scuse me. parl-but me and Weary Willy and Dusty Rhodes and Frosty Fagia IS a-tryin' ter sleep out in your barn, and wouldn't yer be kind enough ter chloroform dat lld. or put him under a tub. or do suthln' to i'm ter make 'lu stop yellin' SD internal loud d:-Puck.
 Mrs Sm,laX-EI Henry. I really believe Freddy k going to be q doctor when le grows up. heard him tell Mary that she must be careful of her health. and that pie was considered hurtful. MT. Smilax-It looks to me as though he Is more likely 10 become a lawyer. I no- ticed that he had two pieces of pie at supper last eyening.-Boston Tran ScriDt