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The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

ISAAC GASONOWITZ. ana the Iast tHt
present year. OF all Of them fourteen
are living, seven in Chicago and sever
In Russia, where Mr.. Gasonowitz wal
born.
Mr.. Gasonowitz belongs to a family
noted for its prolificness. His mother
had twenty brothers and sisters. Hit
daughter, Rachel, who is married III
Russia, is the mother Of sixteen chill
drpn-
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
Sits Down to Walk.

The Western Indians, though no
fond of work, do not approve OF indo
lent white men. The heap good white
man. is the white man who work.
hard; and to sit by and watch him a.
he tolls seems to afford them never
failing pleasure.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
HELPS FOR HOUSEWIVES.
a Shortcake.

Peach shortcake is delicious, made
dter the following fashion: Make a
rich baking powder biscuit dough,
with plenty Of sweet butter shorten
ing. Roll four circles of the dough
70 quarter inch thicknesses, and place
Two together in the pie pans, slightly
Touring the sides that meet. Bake to
, delicate brown. Have the peaches
slapped and well sugared, separate
he cakes, and make into layers with
he peaches.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

&C years old, and
Is the father o.
thirty-fye =. chill
dren- twenty-ont
by his first wife
who died in 1874
and the remain
der by his second
wife. The first oa
t b e S e children
was born in 1876;
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
Lowry But Learned.

Advanced domestic servants who
read Carlyle, Ruskin, Darwin, Huxley
and Herbert Spencer have been dis
covered by the Daily Telegraph in
London. It has also found a cook
who took a Latin prize at the Poly
technic, and a housemaid who passed a
university extension geometry exami-
nation
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
A Man Is Known by His Company.

Papa Crumley-I judge a man, sir,
by the company he keeps.
Mr.. Suitor-Yes, sir. I hope you
will bear in mind that I've been keep
ing company with your daughter for
over two years. Philadelphia North
American.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
win Euy Their Machines OF o..

Three representatives Of the Russian
government who have been sent to
This country to study farming, forestry.
and cattle raising problems in America
are now in Chicago. 1T is cur inten-
hon to abandon the machinery now
used by u.s." said one, "and buy Il i'm
Elements exclusively from America"
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

to one who suffers the m%addening agony Of
Eczame. letter and such irritating, itching
skin diseases. Every r~oughness of the skin
from a simple chap to letter and Ringworm
even of long standing is completely, quickly
and surely cured by Tetterine. Is comfort
worth so cents to you? That's the price of Tet-
terine at drug stores, or by mail for price in
stamps from J. L. Shuptrine, Savannah, Ga.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

Wayne County. Al
though he has seen
ninety-three e 4
Of life upon earth,
be is well rreserv-
ed and perfectly
healthy. The doc
tor practices lis
profession as ac-
lively and with as
much C C as
might a man of half
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

Ihelieve Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
nv toy's life last summer.-MRs ALLIE DoUG-
LASS, Leroy, Mich, Oct. 90. 1894.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

Fits permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use OF DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. q trial bottle and treatise free.
DR.. r.. II. KLINE, Ltd, 93l Arch St., Phila, Pa
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
Delicate Proposal.

She-I hate my name-it's SO hard
to write in the sand.
He-Do you think you could write
mine more easily?-Judge.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
FATHER OF IS CHILDREN.

Chicago Has a Citizen Who Boasts o.
This Rather Unique Distinction.
There are few men living who have
had more children born to them thai
Isaac GascnoWitz. Of Chicago. He Il
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething ,~softens tho runs reducing innanma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c. bottle.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
DO We Need Big Muscles.

Nv no means. Persons Of herculean build fro.
ouently possess a minimum Of genuine ytgor,
and exhibit hess endurance than very email
neopls. Real vigor means the ability to digest
sId sleep well. and to perform a reasonable
amount Of daily physical and mental labor
without unnatural fatigue. 1t ts because a
course Of ECstetter's Stomach Bitters enables
the cnfeeble0 dysreptic to resume the allotted
activity Of every day life, cs well Is to partici-
nate without discomfort In its entoymente, that
Il Is such a pre-eminently useful medicine.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

Aman who laughs at his own joke usually
tells q poor story.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
Life Isn't Worth Living

Christ never sent anyone to anybody else
who came to him for help.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
HoW'S This?

Wild birds do not sing more than ten
weeks in the year.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

Every man is secretly pro I'D if bis beard
stiff and hard to cut.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

There are twenty-three acres of land
to every inhabitant of the globe.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12

The smallest humming bird weighs twenty
grains.
The Opelousas courier., 1898-02-12
OLDEST PHYSICIAN in OHIO.

cr. Wullgohs, Who Is 90 and WI,
Is still inactive Practice.
Dr.. Charles Frederick Hermann
Wullgohs is the eldest physician ii
ONO, and lives at Doylestovu. II
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26
Petition to Sell Village Property.

To the Honorable Board of Trustees cf the V il
lage of Eaton, Idaho:
WHEREAS: The Bonner Mercantile Co., Qtd)
east half OF block four az in the Village of Ea-
ton; and Whereas, A portion of Cedar Street
lies adjoining and between said tracts OF land
above referred to, and Whereas: The Bonner
Mercantile Co., Q.td), desire to purchase said
portion of Cedar Street and Whereas The
closing OF abandonment of said portion of Cedar
Street will not effect any other property holders
of the said Village of Eaton
THEREFORE, We, the undersigned property
holders of the said Village of Eaton, hereby
petition your honorable board to sell and con
vey TO the Bonner Mercantile Co LTD, for
the consideration of the sum of ffty-six dollars
1856 OOl; All that portion Of Cedar Street des-
cribed as follows, Viz: Begining at the point
where the north line of Preston Avenue inter
sects Cedar Street, and extending thence north.
and including the entire width of Cedar
Street, to the KoOtenal River; thence
following the course of the KOotenai River
down stream 10 a point where the east line of
the alley running through block four [4l, il ter
sects Cedar Street and including the entire
width of Cedar Street to said line We believe
that said sale would best serve the interests of
said Village.
SIGNED.-Thos. J. Jones, Chas O'Callaghan
T. A. Bishop, d. J.. Hope, A. J. Kent Timothy
Callahan, J. J. Gogolin, Edwin Doust, Frank NJ.
Lucas, 5. d. Taylor, VIM. Eaton, Geo II. Albert.
John Muhifeld, John Casanova, Ben Morrow
p. B. BOthel, A, J. Jones.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26
Bourbonism Don't Go.

The democracy Of Idaho does
not propose to be governed by the
Bourbon element, if The way the
democratic press of the state is
jumping onto that fellow Jackson
whom the Bourbons sent to
Washington to see Chairman Jones,
is any criterion TO go by. All the
leading democratic papers are
roastin g George Ainslie and Jack
son, notably the Boise Democrat,
Blackfoot News, Weiser Signal, and
the Nampa Leader. The latter says:
&C. H. Jackson of Orchard was
in Washington recently and re-
presented himself as the Democratic
party of Idaho. The only man
who puts any value on the worth
of Jackson is himself. lie
cuts no figure in Democratic
circles,is gold bug at heart, in
other words, and summed up as a
whole, he is chump gone to seed ="
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26
CASToRIA.
The fac n
smile ~ ~--- IL on
signature q G%<SHZAIzSaI v Ssi'R
Notice of Application.

Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned will apply for author
ity to erect and maintain toll ferry
across the Kootenai River at Bon
ner's Ferry, Kootenai county Idaho,
where said river is intersected by
the public highway known as the
Wild Horse Trail, said ferry now
being established at said point and
S. B. Wright being the proprietor
thereof.
The above application will be
made to the Board of County Com.
missioner of Kootenai county,
Idaho, at their next regular meet
ing, to be held at Rathdrum, Idaho,
on the 18th day of April, 1898.
MALCOLM BRUCE.
Ronner's Ferry, Idaho, March 18th,
1898.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26
Village Election!

Notice is hereby given that the
Annual Election for the selection of
five Trustees for the Village of
Eaton, Idaho, will be held on Tues
day, April 9Th, 1898, at the off ,e of
the KoOTENAI HERALD in said
Village.
By order Of the Board of Trustees.
S. ID. TAYLOR,
THos. j. JONES, Chairman.
Clerk.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26
Through Tourist Cars to ST. Louis.

Through Tourist Cars to ST. Louis.
A tourist sleeping car Will leave
Portland every Monday via Mo,
Pac. and every Wednesday via the
Burlington Route at 500 p. m. via
the O. R. & N. through Salt Lake
and Denver without change to ST.
Louis, and under the supervision
Of conductors. No change of cars
when going east, and consult O. R.
q n. agents or address,
w. ii. HURLBURT,
General Passenger Agent,
Portland, Oregon.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26
Dissolution of Partnership.
To whom it may concern:

To whom it may concern:
The firm of Parent & Woodhouse
has this day been dissolved by
mutual consent, Fred Woodhouse
having sold his interest to John
Gableson, and the firm of Parent &
Gablesun will pay all debts con-
tracted to date, by the firm of
Parent & " dollhouse
PARENT & GABLEsoN.
First publiction, March D, 1898.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26

First.-Go via st. Paul because
the lines to that point will afford
the very best service.
Second.-See that the coupon be-
yond ST. Paul reads via the Wis
consin Central, because that line
makes close connections with all the
trans continental lines entering the
Union Depot there, and its service
is first class in every particular.
Third.-For information, call on
your neighbor and friend-the
nearest ticket agent-and ask for a
ticket reading by way of the
WISCONSIN CENTRNL LINES,
or addressing,
JAS. G. POND, G. PA,
Milwaukee, Wis.
Or, JAS. A. CLOCK, Gen'l Agt,
246 Stark ST., Portland, Or.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26
International NJ T. Co., Ltd
ALBERTA and INTERNATIONAL.
Kootenay Lake and River.
STEAMERS

Time Card il effect Oct. LIST, 1897. Subject to
change without notice.
Five Mile Point connection with all passenger
trains of n. d +. 5. r. r. to and from
NOrthpOrt, ROssland and
Spokane
Tickets sold and baggage checked to U. S. points
Leaves Kaslo for Nelson and way points, daily
except sundays, 545 a. IN. Arrive Northport
II 10 p. m; Rossland $40 p. IN. Spokane p. m,
Leaves nelson for KaslO and way points daily
except sundays, AS p. IN. Leaving spokane s
a. m; Rossland 10. 30 a. m; NorthpOrt 80 y. III.
NEW SERVICE on KOOTENAY LAKE.
Leave Nelson for Kaslo. ETC., Tues. Wed.
Thurs. Fri, Sat, 80 A. IN. Arrive Kaslo y 30
p. m. Leave Kaso for Nelson, etc, Mon, Tues.
We'd, Thurs Fri, 4:O0p. IN. Arrive Nelson s 100
p. IN.
Kaslo, b. c.. LIST Oct, 1897.
GEO. ALEXANDER, Genl Mgr.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26
BiIiOuSneSS

Is caused by torpid liver which prevents diges-
ton and permits food to ferment and purify in
the stomach Then follow dizziness. headache,
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26

insomnia, nervousness, and,
If not relieved, bilious fever 0uRH ~
or blood poisoning. Hoods &ES -
Pills stimulate the stomach,

rouse the liver, cure headache, dizziness, CON
Situation etc 25 cents Sold by all druggists.
The only Pills to take with Hoods SarSaparilla.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1898-03-26

Close connections al Nelson with steamers for
kaslO and all kootenai Lake points.
Passengers for Kettle River and boundary
Creek connect al Marcus with Stage daily
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19

It does not lie in the painters fancy to
imagine a prettier picture than that of a
young girl, with lips luscious with the
promise of love, half parted in the smiles
of happy dreamland. The mind of happy
maidenhood is a clear and polished mirror,
which, when the wits go wandering into the
ghostland of dreams, reflects the impress
sions of waking hours. If those impress
sions are pleasant and painless and happy,
she will smile in her sleep. If the impress
sious are those of a suffering woman, tor
tured with the special ailments to which
the feminine organism is liable, the picture
is spoiled by the lines of suffering and de-
spondency. Maladies of this natur unfit a
woman for Joyous maidenhood and for ca
pable motherhood. They incapacitate her
to bear the burdens of life in any sphere
of action. Household, marital and social
duties alike are a burden to the worna who
is constantly suffering from headaches,
backaches, dragging sensations and weak
ening drains. DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription positively, completely, unfail-
irgly cures troubles of this nature. 1t
imparts health, strength, vigor to the dis
tinctly woinanly organs. 1t fits for care
free, healthy maidenhood, happy wifehood
and capable motherhood.
II have a little step-daughter who had St.
Vitus's Dance, which your medicine cured
writes Mrs. L. f. Boze, Of Ford, DinwiddieC Co,
Va. 81 spent about twenty dollars for doctors
bills and medicine, and it did not do the child
one cents worth of good. We commenced giving
Medical Discovery and used three bottles of
each, which cost only six dollars. Now the child
is running around every where and is just as
healthy as ever"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
From New Zealand.

Reefton. New Zealand, Nov. 80, 1896.
Il am very pleased to state that since
I took the agency of Chamberlain's
medicines the sale has been very large
more especially of the Cough Remedy
In two years l have sold more of this
particular remedy than of all other
makes for the previous five years. AS
to it's efficacy, | have been informed by
scores of persons of the good results
they have received from it, and know it's
value from the use of it in my own
household. 1t is so pleasant to take
that we have to place the bottle beyond
the reach of the children,
Il. j. SCANTLEBURR.
For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
A Salida with main line for all points
cas- nd west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
yer v It'll all Missouri river lines for all
poin S east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in sleepers from
Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
I. j. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M.
s. X HOOPER, q. p. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
A Common Superstition.

Many people believe that the breaking
of a looking glass is a certain sign OF
death. The newspapers report that a
mother recently became insane after
dropping a mirror because she feared
that some of her loved ones would soon
die. There are other signs much more
dangerous than this. The most com
mon is a disordered stomach, which
causes nervousness, dyspepsia, lndl-
gestion and constipation. These symp-
toms tell the sufferer that his days will
be shortened unless he sets things right
in his digestive organs. For this pur'
pose there is nothing so certain to cure
as Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. 1t
regulates the bowels, steadies the nerves
and whets up the appetite. Is is the
standard remedy, THERE'S no substitute
for it,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
The Best Plaster.

A piece of flannel %dampened with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound on
to the affected parts is superior to any
plaster. When troubled with a pain in
the chest or side, or a lame back, give it
a trial. You are certain to be more
than pleased with the prompt relief
which it affords. Pain Balm S also a
certain cure for rheumatism. For sale
by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19

In 1897 Mr.. Thomas Mcintosh, of AL
lentown, Tenn, had an attack of dysen-
terry which became chronic. II was
treated by the best physicians in East
Tennessee without a cure" he says.
FINALLY I tried Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. After
using about - bottles | was cured
sound and we'll" For sale by A. G..
Tro1op1
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
Mark Twain,a Literary Taste.

Roughly speaking, l may say that Mr..
Clemens reads anything in prose that Is
clean and healthy, yet he has never been
able to find a line in Thackeray which in
terested him. Addison and Goldsmith are
thrown away upon him, and. Meredith,
perhaps not unnaturally, provokes him to
laughter. / asked Mr.. Clemens one day
how he explained this difference to the ac-
knowledged master craftsmen in his own
trade. The explanation 'candidly given
was, II have nc really literary taste and
never had. Pail Mall Magazine.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
A Sure Sign of Group.

Hoarseness in a child that is subject
to Group is a sure indication of the APP
proach of the disease. If Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy is given as oon as the
child becomes hoarse, or even after the
croupy cough has appeared, it will pre-
vent the attack. Many mothers who
have croupy children always keep this
remedy at hand and find that it saves
them much trouble and worry. 1t can
always be depended upon and is pleas
ant to take. For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
Notice For Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 1896.

Homestead Entry No.. 1895.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ.
Nov. 7, 1898. :
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver at Santa Fe, N. NJ. on De
cember Is, 1898, viz: Jose Apodaca for the
NV "A of sec. 8, tip. 16 II, + 10 e..
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residenceu upon and cultivation
of said land, viz:
Teodoro Abeyta, Simon Apodaca, Alexandra
Abeyta, Tomas Abeyta, of Santa Fe, N. M.
MANUEL r. OTERo,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
Bankruptcy Law
War Revenue Law

Copies of the two laws, published in
separate pamphlets, with marginal and
foot notes and exceptionally complete
index, for sale at the New MEXICAN.
Price: Bankruptcy law, so cents; rev
enue law, % cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
THE r QUARREL.

l gave her back her promise and released her.
Each tender letter with II it l returned.
She sent me back the ring, and all was over
1.-THE letters that ! wrote her she had burned).
She took back every word that she had spoken
And begged that consider them unsaid.
Our short engagement then so soon was broken.
The dream of love was over, hope was dead,
And then she babe me go-the weak voice fall
tered
One moment more of wild, imprisoned bliss
Her eyes met mine, they fell, her proud lip
quivered,
She asked, and l returned each cherished kiss.
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
|l:1Q69Q1|
One day
on the road

To Chicago if you take the Burling-
toms ''Vestibuled Flyer" 1t leaves
Denver $3.50 p. m. daily, arrives Omaha
four next afternoon and Chicago eight
following morning. Sleepers, chair cars,
diners. Thro' sleeping and chair cars
to Kansas City and st. Louis.
Our zone night on the road train is
the Chicago Special. Leaves Denver
9:15 a. m. and lands you in Chicago
4:25 next afternoon. One Of the fastest
and finest trains in the world.
Write for information.
G.. W.. Vallery, GENT Agt.,
1899 18th, ST., Denver.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
Rigid Cemetery Government.

In one of the n%eighboring villages
there is a cemetery over the gate of
which there is the following curious an
nouncement:
"By order of the Judge of the civil
registry only the dead who live in this
village shall be inferred in this necrO-
polls. -MeXican Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
~ EW MEXICO REPORTS
Delivered by New MEXICAN at
L publishers price, $3.50 per vol
How It Happened.

What's the reaso of your enmity to
that politician? asked the rather roman
tic young woman Did he cross your
path early in your career.
No, answered Senator Sorghum. He
didn't cross my path. We were after
the same Office, and he ran over me from
behind Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 47S6.l

October IL, 1895.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice Of his intention
to commute to. cash and make final proof
in support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the Regis.
ter or Receiver at Santa Fe, N. M, on
November %, 1895, viz: Eugenio Urias for the
Q a sc n, sec. 5, ". sw Y, sec. I, tip. IS n, r 10 9.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
oflaid land, viz:
Victor Roibal, Francisco Valencia, Toribir
Vigil ,Alonxo Valencia, Of Pecos, N. NJ.
MANUEL X. OTERo,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
A Cold Receptio,1,

No flower of her kindred, no rosebud
is nigh!
Sang the love-stricken t%roubadour, hav-
ing a sigh
While the maid at her easement above
shook her head,
And, only a blooming old idiot! said.
Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 4212.l
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M.

Nov. IL, 1898.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof In support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver at Santa Fe, N. NJ, on
December n, 1898. viz: Cesario Lujan for the
e u sw u, W Il Sc a, sec. 6, tip. is II, + II g.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
ton of said land, viz.
Santiago Lujan. Albino Gonzales, Alcario
Armijo, of Pecos. N. Nj. Jesus Gonzales y
Roybal, of Glorieta, N. NJ.
MANUEL X. OTEvo,
Receiver.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
Names of Army Omoers.

A correspondent Of the London Specta-
tor calls attention to the fact that out Of a
random list Of 81 officers in the American
army and navy there are three German
names, one italian, n French and n
Dutch. All the rest are unquestionably
British,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
As a Waiter.

Softleigh-Bobby, did you-aw-tell
youah sister that l am willing?
Bobby-Sure.
Softleigh-And what did she-aw say?!
Bobby-She said you ought to get a
Job like that in a restaurant.
-Chica ago News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
BeastlY.

Miss Gotham-I saw you ont walking
with your dog last evening.
~Biddle-And considered it q case of
beauty and the beast?
Miss Gotham-Well, the dog was GER
tainly a very handsome fellow.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-11-19
Good Place to Buy.

: She--I understand that matter weigh
ing one pound on the moons surface, II
transferred to the earth, would weigh six
pounds.
He-Can't you manage to buy your but
ter up there, dear?-Yonkers Statesman.