The Red Cloud chief., 1898-04-01

Hoods Pills are the only pills 10 take
with Hoods Sarsaparilla. Easy, yet
efficient.
In 1888 my wife went east and was
attacked with rheumatism. She re.
ceived no relief until she tried Cham.
berlain's Pain Balm. Since that time
we have never been without it. We
find it gives instant relief in cases of
burns and scalds and is never failing
for all rheumatic and neuralgia pains.
ID. G. BRANT, Santa Ynez, Cal. For
sale by H. E. Grice.
In the evont of war it will cost S262
to fire an s.inch rifle, $3.50 for a 10.inch
es8S for a 12.inch and 81, 1859 for a 49,
inch gun. Several such shots in ease
Of war with Spain would no doubt
make several holes in the Spanish ma
val and mercantile marine, and send
numerous "Dons" to the 'happy hunt.
ing grounds" but at the same time
leave a terrible big hole in the treasury
Of Uncle Sam.
Bro. Young, Of the Stockton News,
strikes a warlike attitude and says:
Polish up my rusty saber, dig me up
my blunderbuss. I'll forsake the field
Of labor, and I'll fight the Spanish cuss.
I'll have none of moderation, for my
spirits sorely tried. Naught will soothe
my perturbation, but a piece Of Spanish
hide. I'm q warrior! Do you hear meS
Clear the track! Don't stop the way
Those who know me best all fear me
When I start there's hell to pay. Turn
me loose once! Let me at 'em and
you'll hear an awful thud. Then I'll
proudly march to Kansas with a buckle,
full OF blood. Smith Center Pioneer
A Missouri absconder recently fledtc
Kansas. At Topeka he noticed a maj
looking strangely at him and fed t.
Oswego. The next day he saw tina,
the same old white haired gentleman
was in town. The absconder skipped
to Garden City. There again was tn,
same old white haired gentleman
Again the thief jumped acros the state
arriving at Fort Scott. Again he saw
the old white haired man. He re
solved to surrender, and he walked W
to his pursuer and said: "Mr. Pinker
ION, l surrender" "Pinkerton ~ ex
claimed the old man, "I'm John Sea
ton, candidate for governor. Are 'yol
liable to be on the state delegation. -
Wichita Eagle.
"A word to the wise is sufficient
and q word from the wise should b,
sufficient, but you ask, who are tn
wise? Those who know. The oft re
, peated experience of trustworthy per
sons may be taken for knowledge. MI
w. NJ. Terry says Chamberlain's Cougl
Remedy gives better satisfaction thai
|, any other in the market. He has heeI
/ III the drug business at Elkton, Ken
tuchy, for twelve years; has sold hun
died> Of bottles If this remedy an
neariy all other cough medicines maj
ufactured, which shows conclusirel
, Chambcrlain'S is the most s~atisfactor
to the people and is the best, For sal
, by IL. +. Gree.
: Wherever the fayorite comedial
John Dillon, is announced to appe,
= he is always the subject of much di
. cussion. Many are the stories toll
= with more or less truth, of John al
!! his eccentricities when the genial col
edian had looked deep into the flown
: bowl. The clay pipe through the Ike
hole-the boot he let down from Il
window to a s%ympathizing friend
. the aid Of q cord made from the b
clothes. The many times he b
; pawned himself to the liquor dealer
:. all these and many others are to
And yet the great heart of the pub
was always ready to forgive, and VIII
a "Richard was himself again." wi
crowds he drew. Seven years hs
passed since DR.. Kelley performed
miraculous cure, aud since that hap
day John Dillon has never disappoi
ed an audience. He is in splen,
health and spirits; is delighted with
~ new part and with the success of
new play, and will surely amuse
\ who see him in "Bartletl's Road
Seltzerville," at the opera house Sat
day evening, April 9th.
in. The good ship Maine at anchor |
ill in the harbor in Havana bay. Ii /,
her night and the sailors went To sic
o~ without any fear of the treacher
deep, and no thoughts If "A cruel,
er. ~vengeful foe, that vas planning ihei
DIS. strike the blow which would take
lives Of the sailors brave, aud 5
them low in u watery grave. The ,