The Jersey City news., 1898-12-23

papa-that the slightest diversion occurs
and then the risibles of a sphinx wouic
be excited Al couple Of this sort came II
| last week The wife was a slim, little
pale, brown thing, and he, the husband
| evidently thought the trouble was witt
her dressing; and had offered to boss the
/ job He entered the apartment and TOOK
a chair. like the Christian martyr goins
to slaughter; pushed his hat on the back
Of his head and ran his fingers through
his hair, while his wife tried on gown
after gown.
T like that, or, T don't like that he
grunted, as She appeared in each new gar
ment; and that was every word that could
be wrenched from him. Finally got mad,
and insisted that the suit in question was
beautiful. oh, yes. he assented, in a be
wfldered voice, with a scared look at me.
| It's beautiful, beautifu4, Then ne looked
around the apartment at the other pretty
women trying on gowns, and, catching
do you know what it is to squeeze into
sight of a perfect Diana in a plain blue
serge. pointed her out, exclaiming with
some enthusiasm: Now, why don't you
get one like that?
That! cried his wife why, John,
that's the first suit l tried on. and you
se slous.ie = "as Hoiliu.
- oe III perfect heailh ana 70 iook
ones best the skin should always be- firm
and healthy looking and never flabby and
| soft. It should be quite firm to the touch,
says the Baltimore News" A flabby
skin always points to a poor state of
heatth' pao elfcuiallon ana iaeK OF prop
/ CT nourishIneht.
fou shouid get UP rather carry ana as
sooH as you nave taken cup OF Wen
creaiheu cocoa ana a piece OF pfeao ana
pu.eeI .ahe y tepiu patn' spoilshs your
sen WIN colu water aIterWard, ana fuD-
/ piiis ehe shlh WIN q ioolah Vigorously III
= s1o"s' men men ors rapiuiy "ith d rousH
Towel. anu peiore yoa oress 20 throush
q seii 20 ieS u o"euiS' eAeleises stiu sisof-
! ouS iiasssfse u neeh, pouy anu artlis
- isss ae your ieisure anu eat oifectls al
'ei d nearly pfeahldst Whicn shouid con-
sise u coilee or Cocoa preau' butter,
esss' iish' porriase' cream H1armaiaae
anu anu see"eo irult- AFTER preakiast rest
ior q tiihe ana then 90 arm exercises Tor
Ten len minutes OF play some game recurring
the constant use OF the arms
/ Iaen oicycie OF rae, ana between
preaK1ast ana iuhch drink glass OF
~ q "ines if'ss u cleain or cup ol
Deei yea or soup for iuhch eat soou
,'iessl u meat Fese'apies ifuie, saia9''
preau anu sweets. IN the afternoon
escies Due never carry any OF these 10
'''e pol'ie u iatis ue. az aiteriiooil yea
ga. pieh'y oi wen oulterea pread ana
tdhcS ftliQ put pfcHly fOI IJCl CT6dI1 III
your yea, which shouio pc rather weak
Mheil oresslhs ,ess lor d'iher use me au'no-
peiis iol hve minutes. rup the NECK anu
Inns, oiisAis VIII coio "aeei anu d iooiail
lor the same slflseh q llile ana never
uress IN q too eiilli Or 10" ofess aor me
esehiiis III you are peteer- A. oiiiiier you
Sei. eae "ilae sou hhe' 80 ioAs as yeu
maxi d sooo meal ana aVoiu looa Which
wa teilu - naAe ehe oaesss'ioil sst OUT
y oiuei Sevei lahe 'oo ii'iie llilie oyer
soul liisal Dut So ieisuieis, ~ peollHe
s,ues =, vain i',iin silouiu oe 'aheh.
nell .ie SSH = lsse = ~ opiy ai7
s'sn ~ ~ eoiu water anu use a -
q uas Aiso "a =
.i'e sha,f VIII tiie lips y me iiigers SO as
- No = - ~ anu snioo'n. s'ie
| = "ashes - use Aol eiiis puipose.
= ou al usll N ~ you can use
iie'ie eisie' - II Dui uiios - sponge ti'e
80, -. 'S si'is WI eso eoiie ~ 'i'e
"i'les q iioe SOU
s.''s pu, pose' nue YOU eoii use ths q
'iie iisn' fNiiiiie wines.
|,
/ iaiA =, eiie ehuinpscrews OF eiViiizatioii,
~ 80 A.io" "a' = - - squeeAe ia.o
. pa eisSs "hsn heNel d iiooA Aieels
- W isss ste .1'.'ie hoetiu eusS my -
.he .hio uii..i ing piiseefs come ana ~ !.
is an that VIII power can 40 20 prevent
oiie Eyes pulsihs or one tongue hahs-
ihs out' iheii' III ene niidst Oh SO mucn
q apJee. 81 misery % go anu siniie your sweet
est ana accept compliments on tnat pies-
sed gown as though you Pelieved them
ana was not moderately certain that Your
friends said as soon as Your back was.
turned DID YOU notice that poor crea-
lures collar? 1t Wouldn't meet at the
fastening, but had TO be sewed across
With big stitches.
Oh, no, we women have way of turn
ing things to our own advantage, writes
Polly. in the Chicago Times Herald,
and you probably reflected that a slender
throat is regarded as an attribute of
youth. 1t is an old story all over again,
for they do say that corsets came to be
invented because a brutal butcher in the
thirteenth century was minded to shut
his wife up in portable prison, so in
vented a wooden, barrel-sort of an I'M
strument in which it literally took the