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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06
Dn NIaurIer.s Limitations.

IT there had been no Charles
Keene Ca terrible supposition both
for Punch and its readers), l should
have done my best to illustrate the
lower walks and phases OF London
existence, which attract me as much
as any other. 1t is just as easy to
draw n costermonger or a washer
woman as it is a gentleman or lady
perhaps a little easier-but il is by
no means so easy to draw them as
Keene did, and to draw a cab or an
omnibus. after him. though / have
sometimes been obliged to do SO, is
almost tempting Providence.
If there had been no Charles
Keene, I might perhaps, with prac-
tice. have become a funny man ny
self, though I do not suppose that
my fun would have ever been Of the
broadest. >du Maurier in
Harper's Magazine
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Boston Monuments.

In the early days Of no sidewalka
people who ere wont to take their
nightly outings carried their own
lanterns, and this custom was adj
hered to until 1884, when gas was
introduced for street lighting. The
old Latin school was built near
Kings chapel, and later on was re-
built on the cite now occupied by
the Parker House. It has always
been thought that Robert Newman
hung out the lantern on Christ
church for Paul Revere, but now it
is believed that the deed was PER-
formed by the latter's confidential
friend, John Pulley. The grasehop-
per weather vane On Fanenil hall,
built II 1919. had ;ss origin IN the
writings OF Fiuiarch.- Boston Tran
SCRIPT.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06

The elderly inhabitants Of a little
New Hampshire town delight in
stories Of the ready wit of the old
minister under whose preaching
they sat as Boys and girls over 60
years ago.
On the occasion Of an "association
dinner" given ia the town to the
ministers Of the county there was a
liberal feast, 10 be followed, as was
the custom in those days, by a $50
cial pipe"
The minister had taken a spoonfrl
of the rich pudding which closed
the repast, but when the spoon
reached his lips he decided that the
pudding was too hot to be eaten. So
he adroitly and, as he hattered him
self, without being observed re-
turned the spoonful to his plate.
But one of his friends had spied him
ana called across the table in S
nant tones:
Brother Williams, what ails your
pudding5 What are you going to
do with that last mouthful?"
"SSave it 10 tight my pipe with
after dinner" returned Mr.. Will.
aams, not at all disconcertod.-
Youths Companion.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06

Tna ess.srencc c tic ,uuIe. mn,
reached the sofa and had subsidized
on to the floor, with her face buried
on her husbands breast. "Oh.
George" she cried, "you were quite
right Bicycles p hc:r;d things.
and SO are horses. Oh, George, YOU
might have been killed!"
II might, darling" he said in
coherently. You were quite right,
too, Della, dearest. It's been tho
very deuce Of Il time! Do you know
how long it is since you really kiss
ed me2"
She did not answer, but she lifted
her face and apparently she felt that
the performance which cnsued was
Il good deal i'll They went
south together and each was so busy
experimenting tho complete recov-
cry Of tho other that they quite for
got to be up to datennd are no more
a strictly society couple An
gela Dickens in Washington Post.
Definition of u Poet by Wordsworth
What e 4 poet; To whom does
he address himselfi And what Ian
guage is to be expected from him
He is u man speaking to ;ncn-,
man, it is true, endowed with more
lively sensibility. more enthusiasm,
and tenderness, who has Il greater
knowledge of human nature and 1,
more comprehensive soul than are
supposed to be common among mum
kind; q man pleased with his own
passions and volitions, and who re.
jOices more than other me- i'll the
spirit of life that is i'll him; delight
ing to contemplate similar volitions
and passions as manifested in the
goings on of the universe and habit.
ually impelled to create them whero
he does not find them. To these
qualities he has added u disposition
to be affected more than other men
by absent things, as if they were
present; an ability of conjuring I'LL
in himself passions which are indeed
far from being the same as those
produced by real events, yet (espe-
clally III those parts of the general
sympathy which + pleasing and
delightful) to more nearly resemble
the passions produced 10y real events
than anything which, from the mo.
tons of their own minds merely,
other men are accustomed to feel in
themselves; whence, and from prac-
tice, he has acquired a greater read.
mess and power in expressing what
he thinks and feels. and especially
those thoughts and feelings which.
by his OWL choice or from the
structure of his own mind, arise in
him without immediate external ex.
citement.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06
Buchanan Reads 1mpromn,u.

"T. Buchanan Read, the poet who
wrote the famous 'Sheridan's Ride
was a we'll known figure uro,nd
Washington during the war;" said
al old Washingtonian. He was a
brilliant man, q notable bon yiyant
and a high tiicr when no could af.
ford 10 be and perhaps u bit care.
less, too, III his habits. One after.
noon i'll the summer of 1864 Read
driftcd into ono of tho committed
rooms of the scnate-he was on
friendly terms with most of the bio
men up at the capitol--und, slump
ing into Il chair, fell fast asleep.
While ho slept Il couple Of senator's
came into the room to do scmo let.
ter writing. The two senators
shortly became involved i'll a low
toned but warm discussion rs to the
progress of the war. Finally one Of
them, who belonged to the peace
at amy price party, permitted his
tones TO grow loud, ANA he slammed
his list down on Il table and fairly
shouted, We must nave pcaco!'
Tho sleeping poet jumped from
his chair like II man elcctried. The
two senators looked ut him, rather
aktonlshed at the suddcnness of his
awakening. Read ru' bed his eyes
Tor Il moment and ookcu around
him. Then he III injured these
words:
Peace! Oh, that some white winged bird
from the south "
Would build its nest III tho c.nnon,s ,,u,t,
and stop its roar.
II don't remember ever having
heard OF Il more charming bit of i'm
promptu poctical composition than
that. "-Washington Star.
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The tvo-year.old son Of w. l..

The tvo-year-old son Of w. L..
Furgason, Of Bolton, Miss, had whoop-
ing cough. CATER several physi-
clans had prescribed for him. without
giving relief" writes Mr.. Furgason,
81 persuaded my wife 80 try q Is cent
bottle Of Chamberlain Cough Rene
dy. The Grst dose had the desired
effect. and in forty eight hours he was
entirely free from all cough. I con-
cider your remedy the best in the mar
ket, especially for children and recon-
mend it at oil times" The 25c. and
Soc. sizes for sale by Hill-Orr Drug Co.
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OATH ACROSS THE FIELDS.

me was tho beauty
Which OILY summe y ,s
shydow OF the Woodland.
1n %tn bounty of the fields.
III. ,ssm Of shining waters,
I'M murmur OF the sea-
lhri,d look Of nature.
1n au opened wido :c- &c:
,,c,e scenes of beauty
'II'.uieI II pathway there
Al towcrlrss and dusty.
Al Wizard and brown and bare.
,nj,Irty gown swept over
Wat III lulliunco strayed
~. lie narrow limit
A Ill., tread Of toll had mads.
men and women
~ III and eve did pass
rH'f.th.t w"y unshndodi
b. ,l,o Sunburnt grass.
rhe.r -,,i. WIS slow anu ncavy'
'Mr,,,.., .arnacnts bore the soil
o,.:,a ID worlds grim lworl1day.
~. ..l:ed the way Of toll.
sd,.. AGAINST our r%ieasurc
=, IL, ,..,i.r;one OF care,
ylo. all unslicltered.
ri. h,al and burden bear.
~ ,t. far summer memory
aY.,t harvest to INC yields,
y~,,,yor !.yc> the picture
-. .he path across the fields!
-Harper's Bazar.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06
: "Ifeel it my duty to give you .

Ifeel it my duty to give you q
truthful statement Of what Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and DiarrhUa
Remedy did," writes j. S. Collins, Of
Moore, 8. c. ~ had 6 child about
two years old that had the diarrh~a
for two months. 1 tried all the best
known remedies. but none gave the
least relief. When this remedy, came
TO hand, / gave it as directed, and in
two days the child was completely
cured. Sold By Hill-Orr Drug Go.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06

(e) REGULAR station : (f) Flag station
will also stop at the following stations
to take on or let of passengers: Phin.
news, James and Sandy Springs.
No IL connects With Southern Railway
No l2 at Anderson. Si3
No. q connects with Southern Railaay
Nos. IL. 81 and SO at Seneca.
J.. r ANDERSON. Supt.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06

,los, connection At Calhoun Falls tor Athens.
Atlanta and all poi ats on :. a. l..
Savannah and all points.
Close connections at Greenwood for all points on
with southern Railway.
schedule, etc., address avs
W.; CRAIG. Gen. Pass. Agent, Augusta, Ga.
I. NJ. Emerson, Traffic Manager.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06
ATLANTIC COAST I N

TRAFFIC DEPARTMENT.,
WILMINGTON. n. c., Dec. 20, 1897.
Fast Line Between Charleston and Col
nmbia and Upper South Carolina, North
Carolina.
CONDENSED SCHEDULE.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06

Bicycle manufacturers continue to
assign. b Somerville Journal asserts
could not afford them hos i::a.. n,.r;,
as any other one thing In he last i've
years to make hard times.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06
I HE DANCE

to which the ESpectant Mother is
exposed and the foreboding and
dread with which she looks for-
ward to the hour of woman's
severest trial is appreciated by but
few. All effort should be made
to smooth these rugged places
in life's pathway for her, ere she
presses TO her bosom her babe.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06

$1.oo PER BOTTLE at all Drug Stores,
or sent by mail on receipt OF price.
bI0kS Containing invaluable of
Cocc interest TO all women, will he sent tn
FnII any address upon application, by
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06
MOTHERS FRIEND

aIIays NERVOUSNESS. and 50 assists
Nature that the change goes tor-
ward in an easy manner, without
such violent protest in the way Of
Nausea, Headache, Etc. Gloomy
forebodings yield to cheerful and
hopeful anticipations-she passes
through the ordeal quickly and
without pain-is left strong and
vigorous and enabled to joyously
perform the high and holy duties
now devolved upon her. Safety
to life of both is assured by the
use of Mothers Friend,'' and
the time Of recovery shortened.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06

y North Carolina man has set
tied the war question in a novel man
ncr. "Whcthcr they have war or
not he is quoted as saying, ''it has
made n good man Of ME Already
GLOW can that be-" he was asked.
WELL he went on 10 dead earnest,
they tell me if there is to be war the
government will call out the regular
army first, then the militia is 10 be
called, and after this the Baptists,
because they can fight on water and
Methodists can't. I went right
straight and joined the Mcthodists."
atlanta Constitution.
We do not now remember where
we heard it, bat it is 80 good VIC re-
peat it without authority. 1t was in
an Illinois Court; "Havc you" asked
the judge ote recently convicted man,
anything 20 offer the Court before
sentence il passed." "No, your
honor" replied the prisoner, my
lawyer took ny last cent"
- Why SHOULD a tenant insist on u
lower rcnt when all EN- is hire?
Money is not affected by prohib
tory laws it gets tight.
When creek meets creek look out
for spring freshets.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-04-06

"!Enc~ { lady, the mother OF three
children, who suffered greatly in the
birth of each, who obtained a bottle of
Mothers Friend Of me before her
fourth confinement, and was relieved
quickly and easily. Al! agsee that theiF
iabor was shorter and less painful"
JOHN g.. PoLHILL, Macon, Ga.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20
The pIsoorerx of Tho Day.

Aug ]. Bogel, the leading druggist of
Shreveport, La, says: CDR. Kings
New Discovery is the only thing that
cures my cough, and it is the best seller
haye." J. F. Campbell, merchant of
Stafford, Ariz., writes: DIR. Kings New
Discovery is all that is claimed for it;
it never fails, and is sure cure.for con-
sumption, coughs and colds. cannot
say enough for its merits" DIR. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, Colds
and Coughs is not an experiment. 1t
has been tried for quarter OF century,
and today stands at the head. 1t never
disappoints. Trial bottles free at Blake
ley & Houghton's.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20
Robbed the Grave.

A startling incident OF which Mr.. John
Oliver of Philadelphia, was the subject
is narrated by him as follows: 1 was in
a most dreadful condition. My skin
was almost yellow, eyes sunken, tongue
coated, pain continually in back and
sides, 10 appetite-gradually growing
weaker day by day. Three physicians
had given me up. Fortunately, a.friend
advised trying Electric Bitters,' and to
my great joy and surprise, the fret bot
tie made decided improvement con-
tinued their use for three weeks, and am
now we'll man. know they saved
my lite and robbed the grave of another
victim" No one should fail to try them.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20
Personal MENTION,
OREGON

]. E. Remus was visitor in the city
yesterday.
Tin Evans was in the city from Eight
Nile Yesterday.
Alfred Allen, of Prineville, is in the
city on business.
H. A. Waterman, of Cello, is in the
city on business.
c. E. Murray, of Fulda, Wash, spent
yesterday in the city.
Mrs. D. o. Lear, of Goldendale, is Wis
iting friends in The Dalles.
R. D. Cameron was up from his home
at White Salmon yesterday.
B. N. Snover, of Goldendale, is reg
5stered at the Umatilla House.
G. NJ. Mills, of Grass Valley, is among
the guests at the Umatilla House.
.. D. Sturgiss, of Arlington, is among
the guests at the Umatilla House.
G. B. Durbin, of Antelope. is IN the
city for few days attending to business.
H. Allen and family, former residents
of The Dalles, are visiting friends in the
city,
Rev A. Bronsgeest returned on the
fboat last night from a trip down the
river.
NC Sellick was in the city yesser-
, day from his farm near the vicinity OF
Boyd.
Charles Butler, a prominent stock
buyer from Seattle, is in the city on
business.
Mrs. VIM. Stewart, of Portland, came
up from Hood River last evening, and
will be the guest of Mrs. w. S. Myers
during the remainder of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Geiger left last
night on the overland train for the East.
Mrs. Geiger goes to visit relatives in
Kansas, while Mr.. Geiger goes to New
York on business.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20

There is more Catarrh in this section
of the country than all othe diseases put
together, and until the last few years
was supposed to be incurable. For a
great many years doctors pronounced it
local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced
it incurable. Science has proven catarrh
tobe a constitutional disease, and there
fore requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrah Cure, manufactured by
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. is the
only constitutional cure on the market.
1t is taken internally in doses from ten
drops to "a teaspoonful. 1t acts directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. They offer one hundred dollars
for any case it fails to cure. Send for
circulars and testimonials. Address,
F. ]. CHENEY & Co., Toledo. o.
E@Sold by Druggists, 75c.
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Farm for sale.

A good farm for sale four and half
miles from town, consisting of 420 acres
good land, 120 being in grain, four
horses, 10 head of cattle and 6 of hogs.
Also good dwelling house and barn.
The land will produce anything grown
in Wasco county. A good school within
a quarter of mile of the farm. No
mortgage or land agent in the way. Call
on or address SETH MORGAN,
july2-1m-w The Dalles, Or.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20

Our baby has been continually troub-
led with collie and cholera iufantum since
his birth, and all that we could do tor
him did not seem to give more than
temporary relief, until we tried Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. Since giving that remedy he
has not been troubled. We want to
give you this testimonial as an evidence
of our gratitude not that you need it to
advertise your neritorious remedy.-G.
NJ. Law, Keokuk, Iowa. For sale by
Blakeley G. Houghton.
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R..olutnons of oondononee and Respect.
HALL OF TEMPLE LODGE, No. 8, /
THE DALLEs, Or, July IA 1885,

HALL OF TEMPLE LODGE, No. 3, !
THE DALLEs, Or, July IA, 1885,
WHEREAS, Divine Providence has
called from our fraternal brotherhood
our esteemed brother, Geo- P. Morgan,
be it therefore,
Resolved, That in the death of Brother
George P. Morgan, Temple lodge, No. 8,
A. o. U. W.. has lost an honored, faith
ful and worthy member; his family a
devoted and affectionate husband; the
community a faithful, tried and up
right citizen. Be it further
Resolved, That copy of these resolu-
tions be published in each of the local
newspapers and spread on the records of
Temple LODGE of which the deceased
was an honored and worthy member,
and copy thereof be furnished to the
widow of our deceased brother, under
the seal of the lodge.
HANS HANSEN,
F. LEMPKE,
J. F. MOORE,
Committee.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20

Persons troubled with diarhoea will
be interested in the experience of W. NJ.
Bush, clerk of the hotel Dorrance, Prov
idence, R. I. lie says: FFor several
years have been almost constant suf-
ferer from diarrhoea, the frequent at
tacks completely prostrating me and
rendering me unfit for my duty at this
hotel. About two years ago travelling
salesman kindly gave me small bottle
of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarhoea Remedy. Much to my sur
prise and delight its effects were imme-
diate. Whenever felt symptoms of the
disease would fortify myself against
the attack with few doses of this val
ueabla remedy. The result has been
very satisfactory and almost complete
relief from the aff1iction." For sale by
Blakeley & Houghton.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20

Every body reads Tan CHRoNIcIn.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20
eaeklen,s Ar,nca salre.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblaine,
corns, and al! skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cul es piles, or no pay required
1t is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
ton, or money refunded. Price % cents
per box. For sale by Blakeley and
Honghton. druggists.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20
The Pocket Kozy Camera.

The Kozy measures 124x356x521 inch
es when closed. 1t is strictly film
camera and takes pictures S1ax39
Inches. No glass plates, plate-holders
or dark room required. Can be loaded
An broad sunlight for twelve pictures at
each loading. Clear finder three stops,
and time of instantaneous plctures.
Catalogue free on application to
NJ. q. DoNNELr, Druggist.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20
a OHILp ENJoYs

The pleasant flavor, gentle action, and
soothing effects of Syrup OF Fige, when
in need of laxative, and if the. father
or mother be costive or bilious, the
most gratifying results follow Its use; SO
that it is the best family remedy known
and every family should have bottle.
Manufactured by the California Fig
Syrup Co,
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20

Benton.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20

Cleveland wheels are selling in spite
of all the cheap wheels that are offering.
Call and see our 9s models. Maier &
Benton.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-07-20

Thousands OF persons have been cured
of piles by using DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. 1t heals promptly and cures ec-
zema and all skin diseases. 1t gives inn
mediate relief. For sale by the Snipes-
Kinersly Drug Co.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-02

any other being or hearing scrap Of
news, is a trying existence, yet I can
unhesitatingly say a jollier or happier
little party never lived in northern
ATTITUDES. Four months Of solid night
every year has, however, a depressing
effect, not only on the spirits, but on
the appetite, and it destroys sleep.
Morning, noon and night become UNI
recognizable, merged into one endless
gloom, and, but for the welcome ad-
vent of the moon once a month, when
the sky was sufficiently clear to enjoy
her rays, we lived in a blackness the
dreariness of which is indescribable
AS the schoOlbOy counts the days to
the holidays, so we counted the hours
till return Of the sun, and even as the
first rays became visible our spirits
rose, and existence altogether wore a
different complexion. Then exercise be-
came enjoyable, instead Of that drearv
daily trudge round a given circle in
the dark; with the return Of the light
we felt new life and energy. And VET
the climate Of Franz Josef Land. even
in spring, would not suit all tastes.
for example, out of forty-1ve davis
sledging, ending in May, 1897, Mr. Albert
Armitage and I enjoyed only 1872 toler-
ably clear days.! Driving snow. wind
and bitter cold were general for. he
it understood in all these three wears
the thermometer never rose higher,th
II degrees above freezing point and 70
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-10-02

and the rockiness Of our clothes and
equipment would be increased. This
addition of moisture and ice in our
clothes, besides being inConvenient and
uncomfortable, greatly increased our
weights. To give an instance, my mi
litza (fur jumper), which on leaving the
hut weighed little under ten pounds,
on our return scaled nearly thirty
pounds. The rises of temperature and
consequent wet in the tent caused our
furs to rot, and the stencil was abso-
lutely indescribable
On more than one occasion we near
ly lost our pony down crevasses, when
toiling over the high glacier land.
One day last spring I was leading as
usual with her, and Mr.. Armitage was
following in my tracks with the dog
tenn. On the even surface of the snow
there is nothing whatever to indicate
the yawning dark chasms, hundreds of
feet in depth, are concealed around
us by light bridges of snow, only few
inches in thickness. The snow covered
surface of the glacier looks as firm and
stable as Picadilly, not even a slight
depression in the snow marks the hide
GUS pitfall below, and the inexperienc-
ed traveller would probably tramp on
with a feeling of perfect security. We,
however, had been on glaciers many
times before. Suddenly. without a mo-
ments warning, Brownie" dropped
down through the snowcrust with all