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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19
IrOnfcal IFS.

If manners make the man that explains
some mems undone condition.
If a man is ruled by his feelings he is apt
to travel in a zigzag course.
If riches didn't have wings there would be
fewer flyers in the stock market.
If a man could only see himself as others
see him he wouldn't say word about it.
can very easily find way to give it up
If the saloons were open on election day
it might be possible to poll a full vote.
If Eve hadn't been forbidden to eat that
apple the chances are it wouldn't have hap
pened.-Chicago Evening News.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19
The Death Rate.

While it is quite true that the proportion
cause is proportionally small as cited in an.
nual mortuary statistics, yet physicians are
thoroughly convinced that it causes maladies
of a fatal character, and begets dangerous
nervous prostitution. This malady is eradi-
Gated and prevented by Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters, which also cures biliousness,
constipation, rheumatism and dyspepsia.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease powder for the feet
It cures painful, swollen, nervous, smarting
feet and instantly takes the sting out of
corns and bunions It's the greatest comfort
discovery of the age Allen Foot Easemakes
tight or new shoes feel easy. 1t is certain
cure for sweating, callous and hot. tired, ach-
ing feet. Try it today. Soldby all druggists
and shoe stores, Csc. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19

An Easy Victory" the fond mother
sighed, ''you say you love my daughter now,
but will you love her when she is old? ''
Steadily looking her in the eyes he replied:
"She will never, get old. Anyone can see at
glance that she takes after YOU '-Chica-
90 Daily News.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19

Columbus claims the honor of placing first
the war envelopes on the market. L. c..
Collins, the news dealer, placed them on sale
yesterday. The design is his own, and the
envelopes, representing the American eagle,
American flag and Cuba Libre in two colors,
were turned out by a large Autograph firm
in the east.-Columbus CO., Dispatch.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19
He Caught On.

de aG "s1 tB Bou %f' yoe sn con
fessed chat you loved me?
II did say so, but if you were to go into the
army perhaps you might learn what arms are
for"
After that she had no cause to complain.
Chicago Evening News.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19

A woman ticks the envelope to make the
stamp stick, and the man ticks the stamp
Washington Democrat.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19

Cure your cough with Hale's Honey of
Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19

I cannot speak too highly of Piso's Cure
". 22d St., New York, Oct. 20, 1894.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19
A Natural Effect,

"I'm good deal stuck on those Jewels
Mrs. Bongpong is wearing tonight" 81
don't wonder at it. Everybody says they
are paste" 2Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19

Very few people have veal eyes from
looking on the bright side of things.-Chi-
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19
His Trnde-MRrk.

"Why, Julia, how the waist of your frocz
smells Of tar" Eyes, mamma; poor Mr..
Ratlines, of the naval reserves, has been bid
ding me good-by again. "-Cleveland Plain
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19

Fits stopped free and permanently cured.
No fits after first days use of DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Free 50 trial bottle &
treatise. DR.. Kline. 933 Arch st., Phila., Pa.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19

Every dog has his day; but only thor
oughbreds get entered at the bench show y
Chicago Record.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money if it fails to cure Csc
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19

nOtlc ed a
change for
the better
in Ka ri , 8
conditi O n.
[ was S o
well pleas
ed that I
b o u G h t
m o + e of
them, and
w h e n he
had taken
five bQxe s
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-05-19
AN ANCIENT CUSTOM.
From Republican, Traveller, Arkansas CITY.
a-s' Kan NV

a Kan.
Pllgrlmages to some shrine of St. Vitus,
to cure the disease known as St. Vitus'
dance are no longer made. The modern
way or treating this afaiction is within
experience of Karl A. Wagner, the eleven
Xear-old son of George Wagner, of SIS 9th
st., Arkansas City, Kan. The father tells
the story as follows:
liver year y ago. he says, ."Karl was
TO grow worse during five months he was
under physicians care. His tongue be-
came paralyzed and we could not understand
q, word ne said. He became very thin, lost
the use of his right leg and seemed doomed
TO become a hopeless invalid. We had about
given up hope when Dr. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People were recommended to
my wife by. lady whose daughter had been
cured of similar affliction by the pills.
Il bought box of them at once and soon
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

Edward DeForest, the chief car in
spector of the Danbury division Of the
New York, New Haven & Hartford rail-
road, and formerly the inspector at Haw-
leyville, met with an unfortunate and se-
rious accident, last Friday afternoon at
Danoury. While inspecting a box car
Mr. DeForest was compelled to climb to
the roof, and while examining the roof
he lost his footing and fell headlong from
the car and landed on his right side on
the tracks. Several train hands seeing
the accident rushed TO his side and assist
ed the injured man to the office of DR.
Wade on Main street. Examination
proved that he had broken his right arm
near the elbow. The fracture was rem
edled and Mr. DeForest taken to his
home, where he will remain for some
time.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01
NUMBER l3.

literary satellite to Byron. The Rev
Robert Hail said: "Mr Southey's Wis
ion Of Judgment is unquestionabIy a
profane poem. A burlesque OF things
sacred, whether Intentional or not, is
profsneness." Byron shows up bob"
truly, as blasphemer. Yet "Bob" calls
Byron "Belial, Molock, Satan"
We are afraid our reverend friend has
been reading Don Juan in the fascinat-
ing Canto of the innocent love'' of the
shlpwrecked Don, restored to lite by
Haidee. Hence his quotation:
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk
The best OF life is but intoxication."
How could Southey's Satan" +" Byron,
make critics rival poets and ssdivines''
take Don Juan to bed with them? Be-
cause of "the very luxury of his gen.
us."-CG. w. B.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01
A Runaway at Sandy Hook.
s. r. TILSON INJURED.

S. T. Tilson had runaway at Sandy
Hook on Monday morning, which came
near resulting seriously for him. He
was driving pair attached to his milk
wagon, and when near Mr. Csvanaugh's
his borses took fright, twisted the pole
OH the wagon and ran toward the Rub
Der factory. Mr. TIlson was standing on
the ground when the horses started,
talking to Mr. Cavansugh. He was
thrown against the fence and sustained
a bad wound in the head. William
Mitchell happened along and carried him
to his home. DR. Richardson was sum
moned and was obliged to take several
stitches to close the wound.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01
MAKES BIS CONCLUDING STATEN ENT


O. o. W. says: "We are more suggest
i've than conclusive" We think he is
more conclusive than suggestive. 1t
isn't best to be too conclusive, because
we often conclude against facts. In
nearly a half column of THE BEE, he
labors to prove what did not charge or
deny. I was conclusive" enough to
state that the Universal and Almighty
Law impels the sexes of the animal and
vegetable world to "multiply and replen-
ish the earth" 1 did not comment upon
Illicit love or spiritual love. In the
question: SIS God better than man?"
we are with our reverend friend in the
affirmative.
In the apology for the drunkenness of
the slate lamented'' Noah, our friend
says: Noah did not mean to get drunk,
and probably was not aware of the diff
ference of grape sin its normal state,
and when fermented." Tn nks Noah
never sinned again, at least he's never
"heard of it, If he did. Now we, as lay
men, cannot feel like betting on our
modern Noah's beng proof against that
'slittle wine for often inf1rmities, that 81
Paul recommended. Ninety-nine in 8
| hundred of our Incorporate men "do not
mean to get drunk" but they try the
s'last glass; which keels them over in
| the ditch, where the stencil of lost man.
hood reaches to heaven. Now, righ
here, o. o. w. will assert that SNAKE
/ no issue, and that am on both sides o.
the question" Well, both sides arr
needed to sift all questions.
/ O. o. w. says: .Webster was great
but not altogether success" It is true
Ee got into debate sometimes, and int
school books as an orator, but sDan'
was not success. sByfon was consid
cred moral monster in his day." VIII
considered him so? aBob Southey,n an,
al the little ours that barked at Byron
heels. .Bob" was mercilessly cut uI
with all the 'sliterary quacks" of hi
day, 'still they ran blood, to Byron;
feet. The tribute of Walter Scott to tn
character, genius, and love of libert
for Greek, and all oppressed peopl
proves Bob Southey sdead moon,n
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

The best liniment.-"Ch Chamberlain
Pain Balm is the finest on earth," write
Edwards & Parker, of Plains, Ga. This
is the verdict of all who use it. For
rheumatism, lame back. sprains, swell
irgs and the numerous slight ailments
and accidents common to every house
hold, this liniment has no equal. With
it in the house, q great deal of pain and
suffering may be avoided. For sale by
r. FL. Beers g Co., Newtown; !;
Warner, Taylor & Curtis, Sandy Hook !;
A. B. Brakeman, Botsford; w. n. Hurd,
Long Hill; A. B. Fancher, HawleY-
vile.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

Ifany of The BEES readers want to
see some fine birds, lust call on z. A. Is-
bell of Half Way River. He has six
pairs of Chinese pheasants for which he
has refused S. per pair. He proposes to
breed from them this season and when
he has raised enough to make it an OBJ
ject, he will liberste them for the benefit
of nimrods.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

George r. Wilson sold his small farm
of 13 acres and the house near his Taun-
ton homestead last week to Thomas
Costigan of Washington. One weeks
advertisement in TIE NEwTowN BEE
brought the customer.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

DR. Paul U. Sunderland of Danbury,
was in town on Tuesday, and was warm
y greeted by many of his old acquain-
tances. DR. Sunderland was q personal
friend of the late DR. Judson, and was
greatly panied to learn Of his death.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

At the missionary meeting at the Con-
gregational church on Sunday night IL
teresting addresses on Hawaii were made
by Sheriff and Mrs Rodgers and Rev o.
w. Barker.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

Mamert Woichowski, who has been in
the employ of Charles B. johnson fer
some time, has bought the farm of the
late Lawrence Mitchell, and takes posses
sion at once.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

Miss Ophelia Thornhill of Brookfield
passed few days, last week, with her
sister, Mrs George w. Stuart. John
Thornhill of Brookfield was also guest
on Sunday of his sister.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

Mrs c. P. Coe of Bridgeport and Mrs
F. A. Beckley of New HaYen, popular
members of the summer colony at Dicks,
were in town on Saturday, inspecting
the new hotel.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

Mrs Stephen Sanford and son, Ernest.
of ReddiDg spent last Saturday with her
aunt, Mrs A. S. Northrop, in the Street.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

E. Stone, the Danbury dry goods man,
is advertising his fine line of spring pat
terms in dress goods, this week.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

guest, last week, of Miss S. j. Scudder
of Dodgingtown district.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

William E. Hawley of Rawleyvllle
was in Woodbury., on Monday.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

Asa Hawley of Hswleyville has a
yoke of handsome oxen. bought in Mer-
ryall, New Milford.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

Charles P. Coe Of Bridgeport was in
town on Monday.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

Mrs T. A. Isbell has returned from a
week spent with Oxford friends.
The Newtown bee., 1898-04-01

G. W. B. Replies to His Friend
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-05-18
81. Louis GIobe-rlemocrat.

81 Louis Iiooe-IsDoCrdy.
Not many OF the presidents visitors are
admitted 10 the war room. Those who are
thus favored see something novel in the
way OF war planning. A very large map has
been prepared and mounted with a wooden
back Ii shows the Atlantic ocean with
the coasts of both sides and the islands be-
tween. The map covers that part OF the
ocean from the banks Of Newfoundland
20 the mouth OF the Amazon When the
measurements are given. come idea can be
formed Of the scale. The length of the map
tn perhaps Is feet and the width Is 10 feet
Little paper ships have been cut with The
names plainly printed. These ships, repre-
seiiting the two navies. are fastened In their
places on the map with pins. and are NOV
ed frcxn day 20 day to correspond with the
NOV ements OF the ships. Tire president. the
secretaries of war and the navy. Lieut.
Gen. Schoieid and members OF the war
council and strategy board have before
them the exact positions Of the nayies up
TO the latest information as they dLscuss
the plans from day 20 day. The whole game
Of war. 50 far as the Atlantic is concerned
with the locations OF the pawns IL before
them.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-05-18
THE DRAGON OF THE sEAs

They say the Spanish chips are cut
To seize the Spanish main:
Neaeh down the volume. boy, and read
Ins story DER again
How when the Spaniara had the might.
he drenched the earth ike rain
With human blood. and made II death
To sail the Spanish main
With torch and steel. with stake and rack.
he frampied out all truce
Until Queen Bess her leashes siipk
And let her seadogs Loose.
Gods how they sprang. And how they tore,
me tirsnviIles, Hawkins, Drake.
Remember. boy. they were your sires,
They made the Spaniard quake.
They sprang. like lions. for their prey.
straight for the throat amain.
By swos. by scores, where'er they caught
They fought the ships OF Spain.
When Spain. IN dark Ulloa's bay.
Broke double-plighted faith.
BOD Hawkins fought his way through FIRE
A bitter malt Spain brewed that day.
She drained Ii 10 the lees:
Her faithless guns that morn awake
The Dragon Of the Seas.
From sea 10 sea he rayaged far.
A scourge with flaming breath
sailed Francis Drake and Death
No port was safe against his ire.
Secure no farthest shore:
The faIrest day or sank I'm Ere
Before the Dragons roar.
He made tn Atlantic surges red
Round every Spanish keel:
Piled spanish decks with Spanish dead.
The nohiest OF Castillo
rem To .l DEL F 49, seeiins coast
He bounded down the Spa nish host
And swept the flaming seas
He fought tin on SPANS limos. lakes
Mid orange bowers set.
La Maneha's daughters feared to eai,
Lest they the Dragon met
King Philip Of his raven refe.
As forfeit claimed his head:
The great queen laughed his wrath TO
And knl:hted Drake Instead.
And gave him ships and sen. him forth
To clear the Spanish main
For England and for England's brood.
And sink the fleets of Spain.
Ard well he wrought his mighty work,
TIL on that fatal day,
He met his only conqusror,
II N0rsbre Dies bay.
s74tNfF- III ffAS SE1t1tz2 hammock sNEIZ.
Amid the sarges' sweep
lie waits the iockoIi's signal
Across the quiet deep.
And dreanxs OF dark trIloa's bay
And Spanish treAchery.
And how be tracked Magellan Tar
Across the unknowa sea
But IL Spain fires q single shot
I-poTs the Spanish main
She'll come 10 deem the Dragor. dead
Has walked 10 life again.
Thomas Nelson Page IN Washington
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-05-18

II Is only a surnisc that Maj. Gen. Niles
will be promoted 10 the much coveted posi-
ton OF lieutenant genera; but Il would be
a graceful act on the part OF congress and
the president 20 mark any victory he may
achieve by again creating that oflice. Every
officer upon whom that honor has been con-
serred has been an Officer in the regular
army and Gen. Miles would be the mrs.
commander who won his spurs "a the vol
gnseer service to attain the rank. In his
person thu nation could pay a we,l-de-
served compliment TO the volunteer branch
Of the service.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-05-18

II would not be surprising IL Ssnor Polo y
Bernabe, late Spanish minister. should be
engaged sending and receiving news
through spies. That method Ia not con-
sidesed dishonorasie In ;hs diplomats ser
vice Of European countries, AID II some
times becomes necessary even % the most
civilized nations. i. Is CTR business TO
circumvent hsE- Il Ii almost out OF the
question for us 10 ask Great Britain TO
MODEST him. because 1ilzs policy II az OBJ
tectloneb.e 10 England as Il would Be 20
Us. 50 long as the Spanisrd only talks be
could not Big asked 20 leave Canada.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-05-18

A dispatch from Washington says that
I. IL probable some OF the troops fc- the
Philippines viii leave Seattle direct. That
II sensible conclusion. The distance De-
tween Seattle and the Hawaiian Islands
ard between San Francisco and the
islands Is practically she same. ard OK
course from Hawai- to the Philippines IL
the same trom either starting point. There
IN no reason for making the journey Of
seven or eight hundred mics from Seattle
TO San Francisco. So far as supplies are
concerned Seattle Is nearer the censers
than San Francisco IL.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-05-18
THE SCHOOL HOUSE W. THE BULL
ElGHT.

Cen. Basil w. Duke. Of Kentucky. was
one Of the most dashing and brilliant
officers In the Confederate army. Upon
one occasion. in speaking OF the civil
war. he said: THE war was a conflict
between the spelling book and the cot
ton bale. and the spelling book won"
Taking our cue from Gen. Duke, we
may say that the war between Spain
and the United States IL q conflict be-
tween the American school teacher ard
the Spanish 'matador," the school house
versus the bull fight.
The American public school has been
called the peoples university: more
people are educated within its walls. not
only theoretically. but practically. than
In ali other institutions combined. Edu-
cation should not only enable one TO
make . living. but 1t should fit one for
life. much more comprehensive and
important problem. Life is more than
mess and drink and shelter; we must
each add something to life. TO the great
storehouse Of the races experience, that
viii enable those who follow US to do
better than we have done: to accom-
plIsh more than we have accomplished;
10 think greater thoughts: to perform
greater duties: to advance to greater
heights than were possible to us In our
day.
1t IL by such contributions from the
present generation that society viii ee
enabled TO advance and civiIixasion--re-
finement. culture and learning-be add
ed 10 as the years. epochs and cycles OF
time roll on forever. To such high and
holy purposes IL the American free pub
lie school dedicated. 10 all that IL pure
In childhood. charming In womanhood,
noble in manhood, and sacred In human
life. are its very foundations conse-
Grated. No mean impulse can spring
from the contemplation OF such pur-
pose: no low ambition can find footing
upon such haiiowed ground
Every public school Is fortress 10
defend our children from error. and
posterity from the crime OF ignorance;
but we ask that none shall come 10 COM
nsand these young regiments OF earnest
soldiers, but the tried and true lovers
Of their race and their country. None
but those who offer an undying zeal
for the advancement OF mankind: none
but those who pledge answering fdel-
lily 10 our republic, her institutions. her
laws. her customs and her people.
whose faith Is fixed in the rectitude OF
this nations founders. who can pledge
charity TO all who. with singieness OF
aears and sincerity Of purpose, having
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-05-18

Mexico has taken very pleagzn. though
UNOFFICIAL method OF showing that the SYM
pafhy OF tina. country Is With IA. Tns
son-sn-law OF President Diaz is On a pri-
vase visit to the country bearing, II IL TN
derstood. messages OF good viii. 1t would
be extraordinary IL Mexico. which had is
OWE experience Of Spanish suisruie. failed
TO en,srtainsa friendly feeling for Cuba In
its struggle. The people OF Mexico are
fered most by the conquest, and many Of
them are Of Spanish descent. bat their feel
ing toward Spain Is much the same as that
in this country toward England for nearly
ff.y years after the revosr;ion.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-05-18

Tbs nsovesne6fs 81 The Spanish f3eet
seeza purpasesy cajcalsted 70 keep CUR
sHsps i'm uneaxy mo<son m 20 pre-gut
the landing - trpsrs in cuha- what
they expect 10 gain by that II net clear.
exceSs that 81 - . dispasy 81 tlsear evss-
lasting fxfsA IN the chances % sousoe-
row- The prsE-ipai sufferers ara the us-
k0rtnsAts Cub4zss. who Knight be r.
gs@vea n re coasd land faod Cor them
This cannot be undertakes uatn re
knew tia. the Spanish feet b n14 IN
amp positson whers st ezn 20 any n,ss-
chief while ouy ships are covering the
landing 81 froopa- II b 30 uss TO as-
tempt 70 iand provisions without being
sure that they vim b given 70 he non-
cosnbatAnts. and they certainly wpah
BOT BE- unless they vere dsstxfhufed nm
der or azfhsrity.
The Epanfar9s have = vide range In
the Caribbean -. Curacao On the
south. Martinique On the east, a6ofdtng
them coaiing stations. They can pass
In ard out the windrare Islands and
threaten Cuba alternately on the south
and the north. with the possibilities of
. run up the United States coast This
nansuyerinx VIII keep our board Of
strategy bury guessing where the Span
iarts win be next. ard preparing for
them whenever they come near enough
to be dangerous II can result IN no
good TO Spain. becauss we can keep up
the game - long a. she can. and the
more tsrne we have the better equipped
we are to carry cut cur plans II 10
oniy guessing to attempt 70 outline the
probabilities. and even that amusement
loses It's interest when 1t IL felt that be-
fore the guess can be expressed another
twist In the movement Of the Spanish
ships may render useless ali previous
specuiatsons-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-05-18

Ths impetus which Seattle received o
year ago must not be permitted to siacxxn.
II u under fau hesdway and mast be sus-
tanned Toe Post-InseilEgencer viii help
70 kssp thinSs moving By getting out
special edition. whose object Nh - to fur
nlsh snch INFORMATION as 20 ~ resources
OF the state ~ win serve ID answer Just
such questions az intending immigrants
and investors win be Likely To ask. Any
suggestion IN that Hns Win be cordially
welcomed. Transient visitors and travel
ers On their way 20 other places help
trade, but what xe need. hack Of that. Is
VIII develop the agricultural and mineral
wealth and promote Industrial enterprises.