The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-09-18
ALONG the Kansas Nile.

The Agricultural college OF Kansas
claims that the sand-plum is good to eat.
The Clay Center Times in attacking a
hezubmissionist who never touches any
thing. says that the devil is not a drink
ing man, either.
There are many roads to popularity in
Kansas, but the surest path IS TO be a
society reporter on a newspaper and pull
the string on the word ''palatial."
A big acreage of wheat is going in
throughout Kansas. All that is neces-
sary now is plenty of rain and a rich
mans son inclined to speculation
Homer Jones. colored bootblack al
Fort Scott. tried 10 see how far he could
push a nickel up his nose. II got stuck
and he had 10 pay a doctor p cents TO
remove It.
1t is indeed marvellous. but Il seems that
the campaign in Kansas IS going TO pass
away without some candidate being ac-
cused Of voting the wrong way Of. the age
Of consent law.
Peter Brogan. who takes the tickets
at Buffalo Bits show. was once an Ar
kansas City boy. He studied TO be a
priest. happened 70 see the Wild west
show. liked 1t and got a job with H.
A gentle-voiced Fate presides over kfu-
sas, smiling al her foliies, but preventing
all real mistakes And her greatest ser
vice was when she prevented Ea Iff.'e
from going TO the United States sen4te.
The Republican state campaign is pro-
crossing nicely and II somebody would
throw Professor Nelson. candidate for
superintendent. down and use sheep
shears on him, success would be assured.
It is now reported that Colonel Breckiu-
ridge and Miss Rose of Hawaii viii be
III Topeka the same week. Topeka can
not be decent. but 81 should a. least
counterfeit the appearance q decsncy-
Perhaps my mind ia falling" said a
Populist on the street yesterday. after
hot discussion, ''but III be skinned alive
if see why Hamilton Fish's death should
throw my vote 10 the Republican party
A southern Kansas PopuHst who has
been kicking his saoe-strngs ioose be-
cause Hawaii was annexed. last week
discovered that HawaH has postal saw
ings banks. and hIs soul is T.ow nled with
glory.
Ralph Easiey called on McEiniey the
other day and tod aim what he must 90
with The Philippines. II EssieY shosid
90 20 EnEisnd * would nos ~ rhrec
months before ne vas using tie Prince q
wales chewing tobacco.
The square oyster can fas dissppeares
from Kansas. TIE oyster comes to this
state Ia kegs az present The boyE % ~
teen years ago e. Kansas Unad 90 laT f9r
the cans and knock ihe csrcglas head 0gt
OF one end for money"
Out n Pratt county this zeek s1us
young 2eopse Eera dancing 4 Hliss3oaarT
ard his wife cane Ep. stopped fhs Garcs
ard dropped on their knees ard prayed
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again and ths Dronptsr Tsfed. swing
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