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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07
BREAD, POTATOES and MILK.
He Lived on Lenten Fare.
A Dyspeptic's daily diet.

seasoned with little salt and drink only
little milk. 1 became so bad that a triae
too much of even these caused terrible
suffering in the regions OF the stomach,
darting pains back of the eyes, attended
with dizziness and partial loss of sight.
The only way / could getrelief was by vom-
itiug. Finally had such severe attack
that the entire left side of my body felt
numb and partially patalyzed, and in this
condition, was taken 10 my room uucOu-
sclors, The physicians failed 10 help me
and non Of the many remedies l took did
me any good. At last friend presented
me with bottle of Dr. Ayers Sarsaparilla
and before had used half 81 it, I could see
a decided change for tho better. I used
three bottles aud was so completely cured
that for four years have not been troubled
with the old complaint, but am rugged and
hearty and able TO eat anything that can
be eaten. It would he impossible to say
too much IA praise of DIT. Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla, and 1 would not give one bottle OF Il
tor q dozen Of any other kiud.n- NJ 5.
SHIELDS, Meridian, Miss.
Try Dr. Ayers Sarsaparilla II you are
dvspeptic ! you want more testimony to
the value Of the medicine, get nr. Ayers
CurebooS. II is sent free on request by
the J. {. Aver Co, Lowell
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

Dyspepsia is one Of the most prevalent Of
diseases. Thousands of people suffer from
II IN more or less aggravated form, Few
diseases are more painful to the individual
or more far reaching IN their effects on
human life aud happiness. what the dys-
peptic needs IS not local treatment, not
mere temporary stimulus. The real need
Is the touiug up of the entire system. For
tify the system and it will do its own fight
ing, aud promptly eject any iutrudiug
disease. The success of Or. Ayers Sarsa-
parilla in curing indigestion and dyspep-
STA Is due 10 Just this quality which Il
possesses, of renewing the vital forces,
repairing the waste and loss of the body.
The ordinary treatment brings the food
down to the level of the weak stomach.
DIT. Ayers Sarsaparilla puts strength into
the stomach, aud brings Ii up to the level Of
the strong food fit for men. II does this
by strengthening the entire system. The
stomach cannot stay weak when all the
other organs are gaining strength. What
DIR, Ayers Sarsaparilla will do for dyspep-
STA Is best illustrated in cases like that Of
NJ. 5. Shields, Meridian. Miss. Mr. Shields
had got down to the last level of dyspepsia.
But let him tell his own story -
For years, I was afflicted with dyspep-
STA which gradually grew worse until l
could eat nothing but bread and potatoes
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

My dearest friend and one day,
While in a truthful spell,
Agreed on this, that come what may
Each others faults we'd tell.
We pointed out the facts and fears
For less than half a week.
And row it's quite dozen years
Since We were known TO speak.
-Ie-rntt Free Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07
Robbcr Fatally wounded.

Two men entered the roadhouse of
Frank and Minnie Hunter, just out
side the city limits of Chippewa Falls,
and attempted to hold up the proprietor,
Frank Hunter. His wife appeared and
shots were exchanged, resulting in the
fatal injury of one of the robbers and
the shooting of Mrs. Hunter. The lat
ter received a bullet wound in the
head not serious
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07
She WIS n Favorite.

The body of Miss Laura Carter daugh-
ter of Judge George B. Carter, reached
Lancaster from st. Paul, Mimi, where
she died after surgical operation.
Miss Carter was p years old and was
Il general favorite among Lancaster
people. Her father, recently adjudged
insane, is at the Mendoza hospital and
Is reported to be growing worse.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

Rrief-There goes the greatest bene-
factor cur profession ever had.
Javson-And what did lie do; endow a
library?
Brief-No: he wrote Every Man His
Own LAWYER Brooklyn Life.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07
= Terrible Warning.

First Gambler-I've jest been readin'
the life Of Green, the converted gambler.
I tell yoI that mans life is an awful
warning to us.
Second Gambler-What happened
him.
First Gambler-After he quit cards
he most starved.-N. y. Weekly.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07
DnnnnEeI hx Fire.

Fire which broke out in the Wiscon-
sin industrial school for boys in Wau-
kesha was soon under control. The
loss is estimated at 100000. The fire
is said to have started in the attic above
the knitting works, from some I'M
known cause.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

Attorney General Mylrea has decided
that the pure food law is not adequate
to prosecute the druggists for selling
patent medicines, as these articles are
not injurious to health when taken i'll
single doses.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

He-Do you think Styles and his wife
life happily?
She-Tm sure of it.
well, she always seems to look I'M
comfortable when she's with him"
That's not her husband makes her
look that way; it's her boots."-Yon-
kprs Statesman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

No woman likes to wear a faded dress and
no woman need do so if she buys Simpson S
Prints, because no matter how much they
are washed the colors remain bright till the
goods are worn out. Look for the name
Wm. Simpson q Sons on the ticket
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

How hollow what we call our best
society Scent said the young woman
in the fur jacket
"Ah, yes" replied the young woman
with the yellow buskins. And if You
ever get inside of il, dear, it viii seem
still more so 10 you."-Chicago Tri-
hnne
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07
Il MIMI Wnrk-

Haworth-Say. old man. you've seen
that good cid play, Lend Me Five Shil-
lings." haven't YOU
Yepley--Yes, my boy; but I'm sorry,
haven't a cent can spare.-Philadel-
phia American.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

The HGa4 so lately crowned with tAoFn-
The roses We're the first 10 hear:
Ere yet the dark had drear9ed Of dawn,
The faintest rustic reached heir ear;
They heard the napkin dow ward drawn
They listened To His brcathi1 low;
Ills feet upon the TIRES hold ali.
Bring roscs-sWeetrst buds that blow,
His love the perfume Of them all.
The lllles were the first to see:
They, watching in the morning gray,
Saw angels come 50 silently
And roll the mighty stone away;
They saw Him pass the portals gloom:
lie brushed the!r leaves oh, happ.
dover.
Bring lilies-purest buds that bloom,
His face reflected IN each flower
The roses were the first o hear,
The lilies were the first to sec;
Bring fragrant flowers from far and near
To match the Easter Melody
"Rabboui"' be on every tongue,
And every heart the rapture share
OF Mary. as She kHaels among
The roses and the lilies fair!
Clarence Urmy, in Century.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07
Nome in Stock.

Lady Ito dog fancer) kinds Of dogs
have you for sale?
D. F-Scotch terriers, Chinese pugs.
French poodles and English settlers
that l have read t?"-Detroit Free
pTess.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

She-Don't you think it is dangerous to
cat mushrooms?
He-Not bit of danger in it. The danger
IS in eating toadstools.-Chicago Evening
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07
uis Annrehensinn.

De Witte-I feel SO sorry for those cad,
dies!
Miss Askens-Why?
I'm afraid some OF them may grow up to
become golf players. Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

The people who get the least mail are the
worst kickers when the mail is late.-Wash.
ington Democrat.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

Piso's Cure for Consumption isaan 4 No.
] Asthma medicine--W, r. Williams, An
tioch, H., April IL, 1894
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

BE sure; neuralgia will cease. st. Jacobs
Oil the cure Get ease.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

All kinds, little or big. St Jacobs Oil
Surely cures aches and pains
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07
90 3

Man was made to mourn. but he always
thinks he can get out of it by marrying
again.-Chicago Record.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

Sacque religious-the young woman who
uses the church to advertise her new clothes.
Rural New Yorker.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

Some peoples sole aim seems to he to
have things to lock up Washington Dem.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

We never have very good opinion Of
man to whom making an apology comes as
easy as crying comes to woman.-Atchison
Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

A man must pillow with such oxen as he
hath.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

Tom-What queer language ours is.
Dick-Why?
eve say man is not game when he
chicken-hearted. "-Up-to-Datc.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07

A man can never thrive who has a waste
full wife.
Blaeker the spot surer the cure. Use st.
Jacobs Oil for bruises.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-04-07
ASEHD F0R a BICYCLE

? nm nm kCAES-Farms, Timber, Mineral,
UUDI UOJ Celoay isHds soathi cheap, easy terms.
FREg CATALOGUE. CRAWFORD CO., Nashville, Tens.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03
MEN ARE NOT THE MOTIVE.
Women DO Not Always Don Their
Prettiest Frocks to Win
Masculine snf1es.

There is fallacy-confned, though,
to the masculine half Of society-and
that is that women dress for men. OF
course all women know better than
that and Taught at 1t In their sleeves
as the most ridiculous of ideas. Most
Of them would like. though, to let men
go on thinking so, but I don't care.
SO I'm going to tell, says a woman In
the st. Louis Globe-Democrat. Think
any creature who belongs to such .
stupid sex ought not to be allowed
II there is any way of enlightening
him-to go on thinking that any wom-
an would throw away time and ma
terial to dress for him. Let me tell
you, please, what l heard once. II
was this: A woman OF my acquaint-
ance was clothed in most beautiful
dinner suit, which had cost hundreds
OF dollars. She were 1t for the first |
time with an air of queen-ah, me.
who couldn't have worn 1t so?-and |
looked as II she had just stepped down
out OF the latest Partisan fashion
sheet. A man looked at her-a man
who had reached an age when he ought
70 have had discretion and who was
It'll not in his dotage-looked at her
md said: That's your last winters
'uit. is It not?"
don't think / need to tell you more,
nut will. Another human adult of
he same sex told me once that nv
own was very beautiful. 1t was a
en-cent lawn that myself had made. I
So OF course, all women save up
heir best clothes for people who can
ppreciate them, and those people are
OF men. 2
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03
TITLES FOR EDITORS.
Duchesses and Countesses succexs-
fully Operate an Expen-
sive Newspaper.

For the first time in history, in re-
cent history at any rate, duchesses
and countesses have run a newspap per,
and some of the greatest people in the
literary, artistic and musical worlds
and other worlds ad infinitum-have
formed the staff, says the New York
Mail and Express.
This wonderful little newspaper was
called the Free Bazaar News, and was
published daily at the London Press
Bazaar, held for reimbursing the cof-
fers of the London hospital. 1t was
"free," however, only In name, for no
daily newspaper could ever hope to
touch the prices obtained for it--for
its aristocratic proprietors sold it for
80 cents a copy.
The idea OF the paper seemed to
strike half dozen women at once. so
no one can claim to be its originator.
but the cause of 1t was the donation to
the bazaar committee. by the directors
d linotype company, of one of their
as an exhibit. 1t seemed a
shame that $4,000 of useful machinery
should rot be utilized, so the Duchess
u Sutherland and some of her CLIQUE
damned the little paper which proved
'uch a success. 1t was really "the"
Ittraction of the bazaar, for people
vent miles to see the bellies Of fbe |
most aristocratic society in England
.perate the machine, sort type, use
ne rollers, pull proofs and ink their
myers. Among the contributors were
ne most famous editors of London.
amous statesmen of Joseph Chamber
I'm s stamp, actors, with Sir Henry
wing as chief, and other celebrities
DO numerous to mention.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03
A MAN
LOST.

Lost! No man understands the frI,
meaning OF that word like the man who
mas been lost. He will tell you: ~ was
IN me woods going ahead steadily when
realized I'd missed the trail. with a
CITY OF Lost y / broke into run heed
going" was
me frst impulse of man lost in the
WOODS Is to run The only safe thine i
10 ST right down and reason out the
sometimes business man gets m af the
usual hour, breakfasts, kisses his wife and
STARTS Tor the Office. He has for some
rme seen signs that he was off the trail
OF health. To-day the signs rnult;njy
his brain is dull and dizzy. his hrsyt
Goes not beat right, his breathing is diff.
ncuit, his limbs feel trernulous' He l.
scared. He realizes that he's far srvs-,
from the trail of health. and suddenly
IKE panther from a tree. the fho,,st,
leaps on him, You are a lost mar .
Inc nrst impulse is to run for be1r,
though the way is honey-combed viii,
pitfalls OF quackery. But the raf;orsi |
man faces the facts, sits down s-5 |
bilities. 49, P1ooa-
That Is the man we want to tall -
disease IN almost any form Is grn-
Tally accompanied BY the failure of the
'rgsns OF digestion and nutrition. Re-
i push these organs IN healthy action.
ne blood Is at once enriched. the ho5-
,otE 1sned and the general health re-
Ioreq; This result is invariably ac-
oInPnshed By DR.. Pierce's Golden Med-
"a Dscovery. II is acknowledgement
1lnS, neFe-nourishing, muscle-makfno
1000 purifying medicine II has c.,redi I,
noussnds who thought their he.lfh 1
nusely lost The Discovery IS no@
sr,muiant and contains no alcohol -
'n'sky. Sold at all medicine stores Z
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03
A Travelled Dor.

bangor, Me-, has tramp dog that a
traveller like the late postal doc
owney. This dog is long, lean hound
owned by c. F. Shcpley. He win NOT
stay in his comfortable home. bnt
haunts newspaper offices and the no.
lice station, and when tired of BANGOR
gets on the first train he sees ana
journeys over the state. He always
rides In a seat until made to get down
and Invariably applies at railroad res
ta'lrants for food. Dewey Chats his
name) never gets lost, but, after a
week or so on the road, heads bach n
Bangor again as If he knew the way.
Instincts of n Woman.
A little girl who had for some tim.
wanted dog was taken very i'll. One
oay when much better she told her
mother of her desire and begged her
20 ask her grandpa to buy her one
Inc mother answered that "grandpar
nio not like dogs and probably would
not De willing to buy one. Then. see
ng the little invalid look sadly disan-
pointed, she said: "Wait till Won oct
ven, my dear; then we will see.r
oh, no." answered the child whose
ew years had taught her some wis
ON. The more sick | am. the mora
'--;y ne viii be to buy It for me-"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03
DEWEY'SLIGHTLIVER
The Hero of Manila Has Only Part
Of That Organ.
He once Underwent a Terrible OPP
Grafton for sTropic Liver"
and Was Near 90
Deaths Door.

There are few officers of the navy
who can recall when Rear Admiral
George Dewey once before faced
death, and an occasion when that OFF,
Ger didn't have half chance; but II
was an occasion that he did not wish
10 have made public at the time nor for
some time afterward. Perhaps some
will be prompted. when they meet him
after his return from the Philippines.
TO say to him: We'll! you had liver!"
But that is just what Admiral George
Dewey hasn't, nor has he had one for
several years. Now good. whole liver
is regarded as indispensable to keep
a man going. but Dewey has shown TO
the world what he can do with only a
part of liver.
II was when Dewey was captain only
that he underwent a terrible opera-
ton under an Italian surgeons knife
and hazarded possible chance of life.
and for long time afterward he suf-
fered intensely from the effects of the
marvellous excelsior. He was COM
handing officer of the sloop-of-war
Pensacola in the European squadron
at the time. and he had become des-
perately Ill from what mariners are
frequently troubled with, a .tropic
liver" In other words, what Is more
commonly spoken of as baked liver"
or tropical liver ailment. which is as |
much more severe than yellow jaun-
dice, as all tropical diseases are more
than the corresponding types
N temperate zones. On two occasions
Medical Director Hoeling expressed
alarm as TO the result unless some re-
lief was brought to hand.
Finally, at Malta. a consultation was
held between Surgeon Hoehling and
his assistant and an Italian specialist
u southern Italy. who belongs TO the !
'iass that makes themselves familiar !
Vith those troubles, because in the
inmate of the Mediterranean they are s
n indigenous product. The trouble
vas soon diagnosed, and It was sug. ! !
ested that the only relief was to re-
'ove that part of the liver that had
ecome hardened 1t was also recoc. o
lied that the operation wouId he y
azardous one. When spoken to about a
capt. Dewey asked what was the N
nance OF making the operation sue. =
sssrul. The Italian expert respond R
a. lnere's only one chance in ten
your living through it," To this the x
nicer replied that he would take that ss
lance and for the surgeons to 90 W
WORK as soon as they wished. The =,
itient was put under the influence ~ ii
laesthetics. his stomach was cut int bl
"a the diseased end of the liver drawn in
= ana inspected and then cut "a lo'
re remaining part was treated r. ar,
event hemorrhage and then mt A.
OK IN place. and the lips made by the nc
rgeons knife were sewed up. The I
cofery was slow process. but il col
IS a successful operation, and he Is TO
able to do duty to-day as IL no
Grafton had ever been necessary
ms most intimate acquaintance Z
that the operation worked '
inge in his temnerament-N v TOW
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03

20 boyden was in Randolph MONDAY.
w. 9. Whitney OF New YORK. wss n
town day last week. "~' IN
=. a. Leonard of White River Jupction
was IN town last week.
hairy Clafiin of Hillsboro. N. H.. via
ieeo MS parents last week.
Miss Bertha Wissel is assisting Mr.
=. nnooes Tor few weeks.
roro Perkins are making quite ex-
sensive repairs on thsir mill.
ihere will be social dance in the town
null friday evening, November 18th.
Frank Manning Of Plymouth ana p...
manning OF lincoln were in town LAST
Carl Boyd returned from Randolnb las.
= FRIDAY, where be had been workinc
through the summer. "orAing
!. MISS Nellie Rhodes, who has bean via
...ang ner parents the past two weeks. re-
Turned to her home in Beverly. Mass..
The village school will close tbis wa.~
friday. The scholars speak verv hi~hlz
y the teacher, Miss Bertha BAN ~
rev. W. A. Davenport. who has h.an
loIolng revival meeting here. vas cslIed
1ons Illness Of bis wife. y '"e
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03

time enjoyed. ''' -na sooo
y z. Wilson visited his broths- IN
Weafhersield last week. ''e'n71 AZ
Mrs: Adelia Is to work for Mrs. Fdwsn
Allen through the winter. "An
frank Graves took his SON to Hanover
n1'y 20 consult with physicians there.
, Jsnnle Miller, who has had the grin. il
though not able to dnfeh her
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03

The happy farmer murmured. .evvA.
politics you turn "nsn 70
There is something which ~,,A
msnt come TO me and learn. -
derelict, aoneiy
1hat oooms which sprout early RIM n -.
before they're picked. - y -sso
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03

mlie with a determined air)-l
want to see that letter.
ausband-What letter?
"ife-Ihat one you just opened. I
know BY the handwriting that Il Is
rom woman, and you turned palf
"nen you read 1t. win see i'll Give
it to me. sirl '''
nusoand-Here it is. It's your NH.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03
Gave No Hope
Dreadful Condition OF a Vermont
Woman-No One Thought She
Could Ever Be WeII-A Marvellous
Cure by Hoods sarsaparIIIa.


my trouble began with severe head
aches and dreadful vomiting spells. Tbs
vomiting and wrenching seemed TO hs
due to something below my stomach ana
the deathly sickness Isuffered was terrible
even to think of. became so weakened
BY the headaches and vomiting that I W..
soon unable. to leave my bed and I re-
manned In this condition for some Tina
put finally rallied and for two or tbrse
months was so could crawl around ana
wait upon myself. Then 1 was taken
down again with those terrible vomiting
spells and headaches, and / war worse
than before. I determined to try Hoods
and persisted in it's use.
gained steadily and at last was able TO he
ABOUT the house. can now do a good
share OF my homework" Mrs. AroNzo
MOVES Chelsea, Vermont.
Hoods SarsapariIIa |
s the best-in fact the One True Blood Purifier
Hoods Pills are tast;slsss, MID. efeo
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03

Fesrful loss OF life has been caused bv
lypnoons and sand storms in the Orient.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03

NO matter how long you have had the
cougn; II 1t hasn't already oeyeioneo sn'
70 consumption, DR.. Woods Norwav
fine syrup VIII cure it. imS
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03

Cure a Cold in One Day.
. \, lake laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
ale AL oroggists refund money II il fails to
esas . &C The genuine has L. B. o. on
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03

Overcome evil with good. Overcome
your coughs and colds witt One Minute
Cough Cure. 1t is 40 good children crv
for II. 1t cures Group, bronchitis, pneu-
monia, grip and all throat and lung dis
Leavitt q Reed, Bethel; NJ. ]. Sareenf q
Son, So. Royalton; A. x. Hood Il som
Chelsea.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03

this statute OF damage .frorn ore 70 f,ve
hundred dollars. Now the persons left in
Barnard after the above notices, are peo-
pie who don't want to buy liquor ut any
price. So, virtually, the bill amounts to
nothing, and doubt II 1t is ever reported
from the committee. Mr.. McGeary is a
prohibitionist.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-11-03

Timber wolves are more numerous hi,
fall In Michigan than in many years.
The army is short OF staff officers ard
no more will be mustered out at present.,