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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
ATHLETIC CARNIVAL.
College CHAMPIONSHIPS to be Decided.

The Athletic Association have plan
ned for an unusually spirited and inter
esting indoor carnival and contest to be
given in the gymnasium next Tuesday
evening, March 22nd.
Among the events will be faculty
potato race, very amusing; boxing
match between Crane and Magaw, who
are the champion student boxers of the
college and have been training all winter;
and also boxing contest between Prof.
Rice and DR.. Purmort, the former of
whom was the lightweight champion of
Northwestern university last year and
the latter of whom won the same dis.
tinction at the L. of NJ last year. These
boxing matches between these cleverest
of boxers will no doubt be the most
spirited and entertaining part Of the
program
The class contest in handball between
the class of '9S and '99 and 100 and '01,
and then between the winners for the
championship, will be very lively and
exciting
There will also be fine display of APP
paratus work by Knox, Glass and Mills,
all of whom are experts. Those who
have entered the events have been train
ing all winter and are III excellent con-
dition. Several championships will be
determined that night and probably
former records will be broken.
The Athletic Association are very de-
sirous of clearing up their Indebtedness
at once so as to begin the baseball sea-
son in good condition. The proceeds of
this carnival will go for that purpose.
Admission 20 cents.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18

When wear begins to exceed repair
in your body you are going TO fall sick.
The signs of it are: loss Of flesh, pale
ness, weakness, nervousness, etc. The
repair needed is food. You think you
eat enough, and yet you feel that you
wear out more tissue, energy, nerve
force, than your food makes for you.
The difficulty is that you do not digest
enough And this is so serious it is
worth sitting down seriously to think
about If you can't digest what you eat,
take few doses Of Shaker Digestive
Cordial The effect of it will be to in
crease your flesh and make you feel
stronger You won't fall sick. Proof
that il is in control OF your repair
apparatus Take a few bottles of
Shaker Digestive Cordial.
Sold by druggists at 10 cents to 81 90
per bottle.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18

MORTGAGE SALF:-W hereas. default has
vi been made in the payment OF money Sc.
cured 10y mortgage. dated 2~th day OF NoNem-
ber in the year a d. 1884 executed November
goth, A. n 1894 by Bert +. Dunn (a singh mani
of Toledo, Ohio. To- Eugent James Harris OF
Alma Mich. no now owns tn" same; which
said mortgage was recorded In the Office II the
register of deeds % the Ouuty OF GratiOt. in
liber 6S ot mort ages on page 400 on nth day
OF November 4 ID. 1894 at / 10 O'Clock A. VI q.
of said day. And whereas the amount claimed
to be due on said mortgage AT the date OF this
o.ice for unpaid interest Is the sum OF $50 '5
and the further sum of $50 90 rs an attorney
fee stipulated tor In said mortgage H. case of
foreclosure. which together with the other
costs OF said SALE. T. the whole amount claimed
10 be unpa 9 on said mort age and no suit or
proceeding having been Instituted AT law 10
recover hc debt now remaining secured by
said mortgage or any part hereof, whereby
the power OF sale contained in said mott gAge
has b. @ me OPP rHtiVe
Now therefore notice H. hereby given that
by virtue OF sid power oi sale, and IN putsu-
I ance OF the STATUE IN uch case mad" aud pro-
Vidpd, the said mOrtgag' Will be- Tor closed by
"A sale of the premises thefein described, at
public auctiOH 70 The hig hest bidder at the
front do OF the court n use m the village of
Ithaca. in said county OF GrAtiot, on the 4th
day of April next at ten O'Clock in the fore
, noon OF thaI day: which said premis are de-
scribed in said mortgage a. follows. 10 wit:
North east one quarter "a OF the south west
one quarter a OF section twenty-one t2D, IN
township twelve 40 north of range three t3l
81 Vbcing Pine kiVtr township GratlOt
county. Mich Said premises will be sold sub
jet 10 the prit cipa Indebtedness Of $4,000
yet due I'D the -ubzeQ ucnts installmen sof in.
terest To become due thereon
Dated Alma, Michigan, December goth, A.
ID. 1897.
EUGENE JAMES HARRIS.
WILLIAM BAHLKE, Mortgage.
Attorney for Mortgage.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
Music and Recitation.

The following excellent program was
rendered in the sun parlor at the SAM
tarium last Saturday evening under the
direction of Prof. A. Robert Nicoud:
PART l.
Faust-Overture &c. ..............Ch. Gounod
Mrs. K. 5. Pettyjohn A. Robert. Nicoud
Tie Broken Pitcher...... .....,.... Pointer
Mr.. and Mrs. Stevenson, Acc. MRS. 4. 5. Petty
john
Miss Maid Mccullough, Ithaca
Trio Tor two yiolins and piano. zee. OPP. 3S MaZas
Master Lester sharp Mr.. kobert-NicOud, Miss
Velma sharp
Ha ppy Days Gone BY ..................S treleZry
Mrs 5 Petty john Violin Obigato. Mr.. -.
Robert Nicoud
Mr.. A. koOert-Nicoud, Acc. Mrs. L. +. Chapel
Thy sentinel A N 1............. .... ..... atsOn
Bass Solo, j. X. -windt. Olvet College
PART H.
Quartette, Evening Twilight. .......... Hattou
Mr.. and Mrs. Pettyjohn Mr.. and Mrs stevenson
premier Valse....:. -. Auguste DuraIu
Mr.. Robert n icoud, Acc. Mrs E ;. Petty john
For All Eternity Mrs. l.. A. sharp Violin
Obligato, MIR. kobert-Nicoud, Acc. Miss Nelma
sharp
Miss Maud Mccullough
Deuxieme t,arotee ................ Oh. Bohm
Mr. Robert icoud, Ace Mrs, E. s Petty john,
The reading by Miss Mccullough
merited special mention. Her easy
manner before an audience and distinct
pronunciation won for her many friends
who will be pleased to hear her again.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18

II. CT. Barstar was on the sick list the
fore part Of this week.
Miss Frances Getty returned Saturday
from a short visit in Saginaw.
Miss Louise Harmon returned to hel
home in Saginaw last Saturday.
Mrs. l. VOORHEES, of Frankfort spent
Sunday with her daughter Mabel.
College closes next week Thursday at
4 :15 p. m. for the spring vacation.
A rousing mass meeting of the stu
dents was held Wednesday afternoon IN
the interests of the Athletic Association.
Watch, DR.. Brushes faithful dog, died
Tuesday evening during the Sophomore
"Ex." Too much eloquence. He was
a general favorite with the students and
will be much missed.
Edward Hamilton of Ithaca presented
the library with fifty-two valuable
volumes last week Several of them
treat of the theological subjects, having
been left to Mr. Hamilton by his father
who was a minister of the gospel.
The Freshman attended the Sopho.
more exhibition Tuesday evening in a
body, wearing straw hats tied Oh with
green ribbon CD After the pre- gram
was over they demonstrated their abili-
ties as entertainers to the Sophomore
at Ladies Hall.
The Athletic Association have plan.
ned an indoor meet, or athletic carni-
val, to be given i'll the gymnasium next
Tuesday evening Several important
events have been arranged for, and there
will be music by the orchestra Pro-
ceeds will be used to meet the indebted
ness of the association.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
SOLUTIONS.

WHEREAS, God in his infinite wisdom
has removed from this earthly sphere,
our beloved sister, Mrs. Placeway, and
WHEREAS, Superior Lodge No. l0l
has sustained the loss of one Of its mem
bers be it therefore
Resoired, That our sympathy be ex-
tended To the bereaved family and rela-
tives.
Resoired, That our charter be draped
in mo lrning for thirty days
Resolved, That IA copy of these resolu-
tions be spread on the minutes of this
lodge
Resoiced, That copy of these resolu-
tions be forwarded TO the bereaved
family and TO the newspapers of Alma
for publication.
when musing sorrow weepS the past
And mnurns the pre sent pain.
How gect 70 mi k of peace Al last
And eel that death is gain"
Mrs EMMA MORDEN.
Committee, Mrs. MAGGIE HUTCHINGS,
Mrs. BELLA ELICoTT.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
THE KLONDIKE MIDNIGHT SUM-
A PAPER Full OF Buriesques on Life In the Gold
Region OF Alaska.

NSktOn Vi AioSho.
Dick Dingman has in his possession D
novel little news sheet sent him by his
brother. Fred ", from Portland Oregon.
The name Of the paper is 1.-The Klondike
Midnight Sum-" printed on MANILA
paper, and purports to have been pub
lished in Dawson City on the Yukon at
midnight of the season of darkness in
that country that is probably past by
this time. 1T claims the largest circula.
ton of any decent newspaper published
in the gold plated fields of Alaska, !"
though this is the first number, and
places its subscription rates at 81 60
per copy or $2OS 90 per year
The paper is full of Klondike and
Dawson City news lite ms, which combine
good deal os truth with burlesques
and Juicy roasts' on life III general in
that region. Among other things is an
account of the lynching of dog thief
by hanging to lamp post, an amusing
description of the rapid construction of
the Dawson City and Elsewhere" r.
r., between Dawson City and Cariboo
Greek, and very laughable sketch Of
the Klondike University building which
is rapidly nearing completion and where
"cold facts" alone will be taught and
cheated controversies" avoided.
Equally interesting and amusing are
of
Dawson City and the finding of vast
deposits of natural ice cream. A
syndicate is being formed TO export
this delicious article to the United
States. Another highly entertaining
column is one in which the race for
mayor is described, doc. Deadeasy
being the principal candidate. The
entire ticket is as follows:
For Mayor DIR. o. b. Deadeasy.
For City Clerk Hon. Blue Mud
For Feed Commissioner Hon.
Soapine Sam.
For City Hangman Hon. Alas p.
Yorick.
For Glacier Inspector Col. Hungry
Mcguire.
For Cash Register Hon Juneau
Jack
Dawson City has three hotels and
among the late arrivals we notice the
names Of David B. Hill, n. Y, j. j.
Ingalls,, Kan, Sleeper Insole, Detroit,
and Grover Cleveland, Princeton. This
will be sufficient to give something OF
an idea Of the wit and humor contained
in every column of this four page paper
But it is necessary to see it III order TO
fully appreciate it, which all may have
an opportunity of doing, as it is on ex-
hibition inDingman's window this week
However, we will give one of the short
items in toto to conclude with
ANOTHER NEW INDUSTRY"
"Mr. Rong Pu, who owns several
large tea plantations in the suburbs Of
Canton, China, is registered at the
Nervura House He proposes to buy
land in the Cariboo Greek bottoms with
view to raising iced tea for export"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
SOCIETIES.

oOSiE tES'
ALPHA THETA
President, Mertha Peters
Vice President, Maud Bishop
Secretary, Frances Adams
Meet in society room al Ladies Hall every
Monday evening at 700.
ZETA SIaMA-
President s. l.. Divine
Vice President Z. II. Bruske
Secretary, j. G. Foote ,,,,
Meet in society room. 3D. noor main building
every Monday evening AT 200.
PHILoMATHEAN-
President. Alice Nlet
Vice President Fern Nicholson
Secretary. Jessie Weed
Meet in reception room at Ladies Hall every
Monday evening at ZOO.
ApKLPHIo-
President c. W Sidebotham
Vice President, h J Southworth
Secretary, John Booth
Meet IN society room, Sd floor main building
every Monday evening at 90.
FRGBEL-
President, Edah Blanchard
Vice President, Marion Paddock
Secretary, Blanche jerks
Meet every Monday evening at 200.
7. M G. A
President, b. ;. Bates
Vice President, j Is. Stevens
Secretary, ID s. Carmichael
Meet in Founders room every Sunday afternoon
al 500 Strangers always welcome.
Y. w, c. A.
President Maude H. Bishop
Vice President, Frances ID. Adams
Secretary. Mary Webster
Meet in reception room at Ladies' Han every
Sunday afternoon at 800. All invited.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
School Notes

The vergil class have completed the
third book.
Lester Sharp played on the violin in
chapel Monday morning, accompanied
by Miss Velma on the piano.
Bertha Struble had charge Of the eth
and Sth grade room Tuesday forenoon
in the absence of Mr.. Scott
At the meeting of the Literary Society
Wednesday after school, constitution
and bylaws were adopted.
Visitors this week were Charles Van
Wegen, Fred Schnick, Walter Caple,
Roy Miller, Miss Nellie Nevins and Mr..
Barnhart.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
BIvINs & RHODES.
TRY Aliens Foot-Ease,

A powder to be shaken into the
shoes. At this season your feet feel
swollen and hot, and get tired easily.
If you have smarting feet or tight shoes,
try Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cools the feet
and makes walking easy. Cures and
prevents swollen and sweating feet,
blisters and callous spots Relieves
corns and bunions of all pain and gives
rest and comfort. Try it today Sold
by all druggists and shoe stores for 25c.
Trial package FREE. Address, Allen
s. Olmsted, lie Roy, n Y.
g55.4m
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
Give the Children "a Drink

called Grain-O. 1t is "A delicious, appe-
tizing, nourishing food drink to take the
place of coffee Sold by all grocers and
liked by all who use it because when
properly prepared il tastes like the finest
coffee but is free from al its injurious
properties. Grain.O aids digestion and
strengthens the nerves. 1t is not slim
ulant but health builder and children
as well as adults, can drink it with great
benefit. Costs about as much as cof-
fee 10 and 25c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
ITHACA, MICH.

In the Spring the human body needs
assistance to throw off the stagnation
produced by winter diet AS the tenn
perature rises under the growing heat
of the sun 5 rays we feel tired, half sick
and low in spirits, because the blood is
sluggish and full of impurities. DIR J.
II McLean's Strengthening Cordial and
Blood Purifier is reliable spring remedy
to invigorate the body and give tone to
the digestion. Price soc and SI.oo a
bottle. For sale by B. S. WEBB.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18

The success that has attained the use
of DR.. J. II. McLean's Volcanic Oil
Liniment in the relif of pain and in
curing diseases which seemed beyond
the reach OF medicine, has been truly
remarkable. Hundreds supposed to be
crippled for life, with arms or legs
drawn up, crooked or distorted, their
muscles contracted by disease have been
cured through the use of this remedy.
Price 25c, soc and SI.oo bottle. For
by b. ). WEBB
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
Religious Notes.
ST. JOHNS CHURCH.

Fourth Sunday in Lent.
Holy Communion 730 a. IN. Other
services as usual.
Lenten services, Friday, March Is, at
I 80 p. III. and Wednesday, March 3D.,
at 10 a. IN.
The pastor will preach morning and
evening. Morning subject, THE Pure
in Heart" Evening subject, Heaven. I"
The pastor will preach two sermons
on heaven and hell. The first will be
given Sunday evening. All are cordi-
ally invited to the services of the church.
METHODIST.
Quarterly meeting service at the NJ.
+. church Sunday morning. Love feast
at 9:30. AT 10 80 short address by the
pastor on "The Vine and the Branches.
followed by sacramental service.
There will be special preparatory ser
vices held in the lecture room of the
church on Friday and Saturday evenings
of this week. These services begin at
80. Every invited
On Sunday evening at the usual hour
of public service, the local auxiliary OF
the Womans Foreign Missionary So
ciety will hold lis annual thank off, rim
service. a excellent special plograL.
has been zYrn,ged for riIis survTte
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
Board of Review on Special Assess
ment,

Notice is hereby given that the Com
mon Council of the Village of Alma,
Michigan and the Board of Special
Assessors Of the Village of Alma, Mich
igan will meet at the Council rooms in
said Village on Tuesday evening, April
9th, A. ID. 1895 at eight o'clock in the
evening, standard time to review Special
Assessment roll of 1897, No. /, being
the delinquent sidewalk taxes for the
year 1897, in the said Village Said
roll having been on file with the clerk
of said Village since Jan. IL, 1898
p VI SMITH.
AMOS w. BECKNER.
Special Assessors Of the Village of
Alma, Mich. 992-3w
Dated, Alma, Mich, March 9, 1895
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
Given LIE BY Four Doctors

Beaver Dam, o., Aug. 27th, 1895.
My daughter, after being treated by
four doctors, and being given up for lost,
a neighbor recommended Foley s
Kidney Cure. To-day she is able to
walk several miles without fatigue. l
feel we would have lost her if it was not
for your medicine. Respectfully,
Mrs. J. NJ. BAILEY.
RIVINS * RHODES
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
MANY People Cannot Drink

coffee at night IL spoils their sleep.
You can drink Grain.O when you please
and sleep ike a top For GrainO does
not mimulate; il nourishes, cheers and
feeds Yet il looks and tastes like the
besi coffee For nervous persons, young
n.opl" md children Grain . Is the per-
.rf "a uk Maoo from pure grains.
Cat. SEX ge T. m NodI grocer u. gay.
ATTY IL In psa,e VI cvs'ee ID md s5t.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
Club List.
A NEW TRIUMPH.
The DreadedConsumption Can
Be Cured.
T. A. SloCum. the Great Chemist n d
Scientist, VIII Send to Suffers,
Three Free Bottles Of HIS New
~ Discovered Remedies to
Cure Consumption and
All Lung Troubles,

Three Free Bottles Of His New
~ Discovered Remedies to
Cure Consumption and
All Lung Troubles.
Nothing could be fairer, more philan-
thropic or carry more JOY to the afflicted
than the generous offer of the honored
and distingu ish ed chemist, I. "A. Slocuin
NJ. c., of New York City.
He has discovered reliable and alb
solute cure for consumption, and all
bronchial, throat, lung and che st di-
seases, catarrhal affections, general de-
cline and weakness, loss of flesh and
all conditions OF wasting away; and to
make its great merits known, will send
three free bottles Of his newly discov-
cred remedies to any afflicted reader OF
the ALMA RECORD.
Already his new scientific system Of
medicine" has permanently cured thous-
ands Of apparently hopeless cases.
The doctor considers il not only his
professional, but his religious duty-a
duty which he owes TO suffering human
ity-to donate his infallible cure.
He has proved the dreaded consump-
ton" to 10 durable disease beyond a
doubt, in any climate, and has on file
in his American and European labora-
tories thousands of heartfelt testi-
monials of gratitude" from those bene-
flied and cured, in all parts of the world.
Catarrhal and pulmonary troubles
lead to consumption, and consumption,
uninterrupted, means speedily and Ger.
tain death. Don't delay until it is too
late. Simply write 7. A. Slocum, M. c.
oS Pine street, New York, giving ex-
press and postoffice address, and the
free medicine will be promptly sent.
Please tell the doctor you saw his offer
in the ALMA RECORD.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
THAT Tired Feeling"

overcomes us when inferior preparations
are recommended by unscrupulous
dealers as Just as good as Foley s
Honey and Tar Cough Syrup" when we
know the unequalled merits Of this great
medicine. BIvINs < RHODES
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
Farmers Nnfieel

We are now prepared 10 do custom saw
ing of all kind, also pay strict attention
TO grinding feed This season our feed
mill will run every day III the week.
Come and SEQ Us.
eN.u. MILLER 81 COLEMAN,
ElwSl.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
Have you had the Grip

If you have, you probably need re-
liable medicine like Foley's Honey and
Tar to heal your lungs and stop the
racking cough incidental to this disease
Foley's Honey and Tar Cough Medi-
cine is unquestionably the best
remedy for the Throat and
Lungs. Pleasant to take
and is GUARANTEED.
BIvINs & RHODES.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
Going Down Hill

People
Suffering
from Kid
ney Diseases
feel a gradual
but steady loss of
strength and vital
ity. They should
lose no time in trying
Foley's Kidney Cure, a
Guaranteed Preparation.
BIVINS * RHODES.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18

Those having goods or sock 70 dis
pose o AT auction should ca and
see me-
Farm Sales a Spe Ciality.
Satisfaction guaranteed and terms reason
able. Address,
n. L. Misamore, Alma
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
Teachers Examination.

The regular examination of teachers
for the schools of Gratiot county will be
held at
ITHACA, MICH,
Thursday and Friday. March Bland
April 1898.
Applicants for all grades will begin
promptly at 5 80 o'clock a. IN
O. CT. FUTILE,
Commissioner of Schools
Ithaca, Mich, March 10, 1898.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
! COLLEGE Department.

Devoted to the Interests of
Alma College.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-03-18
InterSperSed with some Of the
latest up-tO-date songs and
SpeCialtieS.
CHARACTERS:
SYNOPSIS:

SYNOPSIS:
SCENE I-Parlor at Willie Payee's lodg-
ings.
SCENR anterior of house by the river.
SCENE 3-Streets OF the city, ending
with the chase for an Indian.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1898-12-23
About the Smiths.

sWhat's new? Well, I've heard the
men in our Office in Omaha answer
that question from reporters perhaps
i've thousand times within the last
few years" said Arthur B. Smith, as.
sistant general passenger agent for the
Burlington, to an Independent report
er few days ago, while visiting in this
city, "but 1 do not propose to answer
as most of them do, that there is no.
thing new under the sum- find some-
thing new every day, and one of the
newest things know is the story that
II going around about the Smiths. You
remember that you were asking me
how It came that two of we Smiths,
With the same initials, happened to bs
working for. the Burlington, one in the
freight, the other In the passenger de-
pastmsnt. Icannot answer that quss.
ton, but ] am dealing with the pro-
blsn Of what caused the Smiths in the
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1898-12-23
Union Township Chasterines.

Union Township Chastsrings.
AMerry Xmas and Happy New Year
to all. g
Rev. and Mrs. d. Brooke are both on
the sick List this week.
Chas. Wilkenson and family have
moved into their old home.
Clay Dennis lost q fine saddle horse.
Clay says when all his horses die he's
going afoot.
Mr.. Barnes has procured tho old
Letcher dwelling house and will move
IL to his ranch soon. M sis
The gentlemen who were tcourting'
last week have returned home. It's
the YOUNG mems turn now.
Chas. and Tiliths Brooke visited the
Wright school ON the 10th and report
ed Miss Hutchings doing fne work.
The school ct .Prairie Flower" In
charge Of Lois Wright will give an en-
tertainment on Friday afternoon be-
fore Xmas.
DR.. Barnes is kept busy doctoring
the wind mills in the vicinity. Mr.
Barnes 10 also figuring on tho building
Of the new school house.
Guests are invited to take Xmas
dinner at the homo Of Mrs. MeissAr,
among others named the preachers
Wonder II they can't give rs . wed.
ding. How is It Johnf ''e
"YoUKN0w AND IKNow."
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1898-12-23
You will find an extra large lot of
Christmas Goods at Cooks Drug Store.
This is NO Joke.

If we publish jokes people say we are
''rattleheads." If we don't we are an
old fossil. If we publish original mat
ter they say we don't give them enough
selection. If we do give them selec-
tions they say we are too lazy to write
If we remain in tho office we ought to
be out and hustle for ''locals." If we
do go out then we are not attending
to our business. II we do not go to
church we are heathens. If we do,
then we are a hypocrite. If we wear
old clothes they laugh at us; if we wear
good ones they say we have 'spull. 81
Now what are going to do? Just as
likely as not someone will say we stole
this item from an exchange. We did.