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No Immediate Danger From Starvation.

An interesting statistical publication
has just been issued by the treasury
department at Washington. 1t is the
completed figures of exports of farm
products for the fiscal year ending June
30, and these figures show that the
quantities of corn, oats, cotton, mineral,
oils and provisions shipped to foreign
countries during the year were greater
than any preceding year, and the guam
tity of wheat sent abroad was the
greatest of any other year, with n ex-
ception. The n great significance of
the figures given in the report is that
they completely floor the theory that
this country is fast approaching a state
when the density of population will tax
the producing powers of the soil to sup
ply the home demand, leaving no SUR
plus for export.
The population of the United States
is now nearly, If not quite, $4,000, 900
people. The past quarter of a century
the increase has been one of great rapid
ity. For many years the number of
people in the cities has increased much
more rapidly than the number engaging
in farming; the consumption of raw
products in the country, per capita, has
shown an increase along with the
growth in population, and it is not sur
prising that many we'll informed per-
IONS have jumped at the conclusion that
this augmented consumption would draw
heavily upon the source of food supplies.
They feared that the day was not far
distant when q serious condition of
scant provisions and high prices would
result, and have urged that some steps
be taken to induce families to settle on
the farm lands Of the west. But the
products of the farms last year have
shown how utterly groundless that fear
really was.
1t Is possible that the past years ex-
ports Of farm produce will never again
be equalled, but in view of the fact that
II was asserted years ago that the maxi
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
PROPOSALS. FOR OATS ANDHAY.

DROPOSALS FOR OATS ANDHAY.
x-U. S. Indian Service, Navajo
| Agency, N. M, June 20, 1s9s.-Sealed
proposals endorsed, Proposals for Oats
| and Hay and addressed to the under
!! signed at Fort Defiance. A. T., will be
| received at this agency until l o'clock
D. M. of July 20, 1898, for furnishing
and delivering 8 1920 TBS of oats and co.
$50 lbs of hay at Fort Defiance, A. T.,
1890 Tbs of oats and co. 40 TBS of hay
at East Mesa, Moqui Pueblos; 80, 945 lbs
oats and 42,340 lbs of hay at Keam's
Canon School; s,76O Tbs of oats and 49,
220 Tbs of hay at Fruitland, N. M; $3.50
TBS oats and 1920 TBS hay at Jewett,
N. NJ, and 8, 76O TBS of oats and 1920
Tbs of hay at Tuba, A. I. Oats must be
bright and clean, well sacked, and weigh
not less than 80 TBS to the bushel. Hay
must be good, sound, clean and mer-
charitable. The right Is reserved to re-
iect any and all bids or any part of any
| bid, If deemed for the best interests of
| the service. Certified checks.-Each
bid must be accompanied by a certified
check or draft upon some United States
depository or solvent national bank IN
the vicinity of the residence OF the bid
der, made payable to the order of the
Commissioner Of Indian Affairs for at
least s per cent Of the amount of the
proposal, which check or draft will be
forfeited to the United States in case
any bidder or bidders receiving an award
shall fail to promptly execute a contract
with good and sufficient sureties, other
wise to be returned to the bidder. Bids
accompanied by cash in lieu of a certi-
fed check will not be considered. For
any additional information apply to
MAJOR CONSTANT WILLIAMS, Act
ing U. s. Indian Agent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
Spanish characteristics.

During the past six months the peo-
pie of this country have had an oppor-
tunity to study the Spanish people and
learn something of their national char
acteristics. But at present the knowl-
edge thus gained is perplexing. The
Spaniard, collectively and individually,
is an anomaly. He stands at the head
of his class, and the class is composed
of his fellows. One does not know
which to admire more, his audacious
mendacity or his mendacious audacity.
As a fair sample of these qualities the
words of General Correa, the Spanish
minister of war, in regard to the terms
Of peace, are given:
The United States and Spain to agree
to let the Cubans decide by a plebiscite
whether they desire independence or
autonomy under the suzerainty Of Spain,
the governments to abide by the result
of the plebiscite. In the event of the
Cubans voting for independence, the
United States to allow Spain nine
months in which to withdraw her army,
gradually and in a dignified amer
from Cuba.
In other words, having everlastingly
whalloped the United States and taught
the presumptuous Yankees a much
deserved lesson, Spain will allow her de-
feated foe to stop fighting. Having
shown to the world what a terrible pow
er she really is, Spain will, in the mag
nanimity of her greatness, allow the
Cubans to chose whatever form of gov
eminent they desire to live under. Talk
about chivalry! Where can that be ex-
celled?
The gracious little speech by General
Correa, given above, will prove an eye
opener to the American people, who up
to the present have been laboring under
the delusion that Spain had been van
quished, and the government of the
United States would conclude peace IN
terms of its own making. However, 1t
is some consolation to know that Spain
will not be more exacting than to allow
the war to ease.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

1t is claimed that the Hearst estate
will shortly own and lease the II claims
owned by the CarraSco Development
company, and the Santa Rita Copper &
Iron company in Grant county.
Bitter Creek, La Belle district, placer
miners contemplate putting in a Little
Giant hydraulic at once. 1t is claimed
nuggets worth from ST to SIS are fire.
quently found and the average value of
the ground is 80 cents per cubic yard.
At a recent meeting of the stock
holders of the Montezuma Gold Mining
& Placer company, in Kansas City, the
following officers were elected: A. H.
Gleason, president and treasurer; A.
Komeiser, vice president; Charles l..
DOld, secretary and manager: Grant
Blake, Joe Bahr, John A. Gysin and G.
j. kammerer, directors. The company
has extensive holdings in the Red River
and E~lizabethtown districts, and is at
present operating the Klondike mine at
Elizabethtown.
Last week Hillsboro mines produced
the following: Wicks, Is tons; X. X.
10 tons; Richmond, Is tons; Snake
group, 60 tons; Opportunity, Is tons;
sherman, 5 tons; Cincinnati, 10 tons;
Trippe, 25tons; Rex. 5 tons. Total for
the week, 145 tons. Total output since
January i, 1898, 3,S75 tons.
Hillsboro mines show an increase in
output of As tons during the past week.
The Wicks, Richmond and Opportunity
increased their output and the Trippe
and Cincinnati were added to the list of
regular shippers.
The mines and smelter have closed
down at Alabama City near Las Polo
mas. The men wanted higher wages and
were refused. There are II valuable
lead mines in that locality.
Contracts has been let to run a cross
cut tunnel on the Down. and to sink an
s5-foot shaft on the New Moon, Eliza
BEETHOVEN properties.
Some fine specimens of gold, copper
and iron ore are being brought in by
prospectors from the hills east of Ala
mogordo.
Work has been resumed on the Ty-
role and Elizabeth claims at Hematite.
The tunnel is in $50 feet and shows six
feet of ore.
1t is reported that the Madrid coal
mines will sOon pass into the hands of
the Colorado Fuel e. Iron company.
A Colorado company has secured a
lease and bond OF the Legal Tender
property at Elizabethtown.
A force of men has been put at work
developing the Iron Mask property.
Elizabethtown district.
Pulliam Bros. are now working de-
sirable placer ground in the Elizabeth
town district.
Colonel L. B. Mills has resumed work
on the Mills tunnel at Elizabethtown.
The Cochiti district boasts of a limit.
less quantity af sulphide ores.
The Bennett mine in Dona Ana oun
ty now employs near 100 miners.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
G. P. A., A. 7. & S, f. Ry., Topeka, Ka
Administrators Notice.

Notice is hereby given pursuant to
statute that the undersigned has been
duly appointed by the Probate coort in
and for the county of Santa Fe, N. M,
administrator, ETC., of the estate of
Francis Downs, lately a resident of said
county, deceased; and all persons in
debted to said estate are hereby notified
to pay their indebtedness to the under
signed without delay; and all persons
having just claims against said state
are hereby notified to present the same
to the undersigned at his Office in Santa
Fe, N. M, within the time fixed by law,
otherwise such claims will be forever
barred. GEORGE w. KNAEBEL,
Administrator, etc,
Dated Santa Fe, N NJ, July 7, 1898.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

In Chaves county they believe, that
in politics the early bird catches the
worm. The Democrats of that county
held primaries on July the 5th last and
at these primaries nominated candidates
for county offices. Chaves county is the
only one in this territory that INDUCES
in this practice. However, this way of
doing things is a very fair and just way
and might be followed with profit by
the remainder of the counties in the
territory.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

Should this country keep the Ladrone
Islands, it may be presumed, that a
monthly mail will be established to
them. Spain has had possession of
them for 400 hundred years and only
gave them a yearly mail. However,
gradual, else the inhabitants of the
islands may 60 crazy. Too much prog
ress at once would turn their heads.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
Certificate of Publication.

Certificate of Publication.
TERRITORY OF NEW MEXICO,
Auditors Office, Insurance Dept.
Office of Auditor of Public Accounts,
Santa Fe, N. NJ, July Is, 1898,
1t is hereby certified, That the Palatine In
surance Company, a corporation organized
under the laws of the Kingdom of Great
Britain, whose principal Office is located at
Manchester, England, has complied with all
the requirements of ( HAPPIER 46 of the avs of
New Mexico, passed in 80, entitled "An Act
regulating Insurance Companies, approved
February IS, '82 amended April 3. "a, and
February 80, 's9. and House Bill No. 81, APP
proved March II, ''97, being Chapter 40 Laws
of '97), SO far as the acquisitions of said acts
are applicable to said company, for the year
of our Lord One Thousand Eight Hundred
and Ninety eight.
In testimony whereof, /, Marcelino Garcia,
auditor of public ccounts for the territory
of New Mexico, have hereunto set my hand
and affixed my seal of Office, at the city of
Santa Fe, the day and year first above writ
ten.
Seal MARCELINO GARCIA,
Auditor of Public Accounts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
The Santa Fe Route,

they are literary and artistic productions, de-
signed to create among travellers a better APP
country.
Mailed free to any address on receipt of
postage, as indicated:
"a COLORADO SUMMER" SO pp., Ga ~illustra-
tions. 3 cts.
GRAND CANON OF THE COLORADO RIv-
Err, !" 80 PIP, Is illustrations. 2 cts
"HEALTH RESORTS OF NEW MEXICO,"S0
pp., 81 illustrations. 2 cts.
"HEALTH RESORTS OF ARIZONA" Y PIP,
IS illustra tions. 2 cts.
LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS AND vICIN-
ITY," As PIP, 80 Illustrations. cts.
ITO CALIFORNIA AND BACK" 176 PIP, LIS
illustrations. 5 cts.
w. j. BLACK,
4 A rs H Rv Tonelxa. Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

On the question of the annexation of
the Hawaiian islands in particular and
territorial expansion of the United States
in general, ex-President Grover Cleve-
land and Colonel w. Jennings Bryan, of
the Sd Nebraska infantry, agree. Poll
tics makes strange bed fellows.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

The New Mexico Military Institute at
Roswell will prove a great credit and
benefit to the territory. The institution
is fortunate in having a tirst-class board
of regents and the right kind of man as
Superintendent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
ADVERTISING RATES.

Wanted One cent a word each Insertion.
Local-Ten cents per line each Insertion.
Reading Local-Preferred position-Twen-
ty- five cents per line each Insertion.
Displayed-Two dollars an inch, single
column, per month in Daily. One dollar an
inch, single column. In either English or
Spanish Weekly.
Additional prices and particularly given on
receipt of copy Of matter to be inserted.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

The citizens of Santa Fe, who are the
promoters and directors of the Santa
Fe Fruit company, are doing great and
good work for this city and valley and
are entitled to the thanks of the com
munity,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

Plenty to be happy about just now in
this country. Glorious naval victories,
successful military operations IN land,
fine crops, manufacturing active, people
busy, war loan subscribed for five times
over and the like. Great country this.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

Captain General Augusti at Manila is
still waiting for the arrival of Admiral
Camara. 1t is to be hoped that he has
a fine, large, good and complete stock
of patience on hand.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
OFFICE FITTINGS.

Filing cabinets Ofevery descrip-
ton, document boxes and files,
pigeon hole cases, legal blank
cases, Office tfckIers and every
conceivable kind of office fittings
and furniture can be had of the
New Mexican Printing company.
Write for descriptive, ILLUSTRATED
namnhletS.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
Your Friends in the Army or Navy.

1our fr1ends IN d Army or Navy.
Do you want a picture of their ships,
or of the cities they attack? You can
secure all this and more by purchasing
the newly issued series of portfolios
lin fifteen parts entitled 1.-The Ameri-
can Navy, Cuba and Hawaii" Nearly
$50 large half-tone pictures of warships,
cities (Havana, Santiago, Honolulu, etc.
forts, harbors, batteries, rivers planta-
tions,-in fact the very places where
our men have been and will be fighting.
Also excellent portraits of Dewey,
Sampson, Schley and Lee. All pictures
accompanied by full explanatory text
and maps. Single parts ten cents; full
set 81. so. Call at Santa Fe ticket office.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

Admiral SIMPSONS report of the ma
val battle off Santiago contains IL, 200
words. 1t is to be hoped that Commo-
dore Schley's gallant conduct is treated
therein as it deserves to be.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

Santa FEES magnificent Italian climate
has not been up to the average during
the last week. But then exceptions
prove the rule, they say.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
Have You Read
These Books?

They are devoted to the wonderful sights
and scenes, and special resorts of tourists and
healthseekers, in the GREAT WEST.
Though published by a Railway Company,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

made in the United States" will be a
fine trade mark hereafter for armor-
clads and heavy guns. The trade mark
will be a guarantee of excellence.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

The army in front of Santiago and in
Santiago is well supplied with CORE
spondents, but needs mules badly. No
rose without a thorn.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

The people of Spain do not mind mar
tial law much, but take away their bull
fights and, holy smoke! what a row
there would be.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
SATURDAY, JULY Is.

The coils are tightening around the
men accused of the murder of the late
Albert j. Fountain and his 12-year-old
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
CHICAGO. MEXICO & CALIFORNIA


LINE.
No. 1, westbound, carries through
Pullman sleepers tourist cars to Los
Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, e%astbound, carries same equip
ment to Kansas City aud Chicago, also
Pullman sleeper for Denver, via. Ri
Moro and D. & R. G. railroad.
No. %, eastbound, is a local train and
makes all stops, carries through chair
car for Denver, and Pullman sleeper for
Kansas CITY.
No. II carries free chair car, Denver
to Ell Paso, Pullman palace sleepers,
Chicago to Ell Paso, connecting with
Mexican Central for all points in Mex
leo.
For information, time tables and Ii
e~rature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
H. s. LuTz. Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. ]. Black, G. P. A.,
Topeka. Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTIONS.

TThe New MEXICAN is the Oldest new
paper in New Mexico. 1t is sent to every
and growing circulation among the intel1i-
gent and progressive people of the southwest.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
Cheap Rate to Indian Pueblo,

Cheap a 70 INDIAN Pueblo
At any time a party of five or more de-
sires to visit the San Ildefonso Indian
pueblo, a rate OF one fare for the round
trip will be made to the Rio Grande sta
ton.
Tickets limited to date of sale and one
ticket to entire party.
T. j.. HELM,
General Agent, R. G. & S. F. F. R
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

THE SEVENTH Beet Sugar factory in the United
States was erected at Eddy, New Mexico, in 1895,
and made its first Campaign" beginning November
10Th, 1895, and closing February 10Th, 1897.
THE CONTENT OF SUGAR in the beet" of the crop
grown in the Eddy and Roswell sections of the val
ley has proven to be more uniformly high than any
other part of the United States,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

Synopsis of Statement of the
Palatine Insurance Company Limited >
of Manchester, England, U. S. Branch,
For the year ending December 81, 1897.
Gross assets. ...... ....... ..... So, S73,4 S1. 40
Gross liabilities $50. ........... 1,705, $50. 20
Surplus. ...... So. ..... 81, 1915 81 %
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

Transmississippi and International Ex-
position, Omaha, Neb.
For the above exposition the Santa Fe
Route has placed on sale tickets to Omaha
and return at q rate of $40 20, good for re-
turn passage 30 days from date of sale, also
q rate OF S4B.25 for tickets good until Novem.
Der Is, 1898 These tickets will be on sale
daily until October 81, 1898. For particulars
call on agents of the Santa Ee Route.
H. 8. LUTz, Agent,
w. j. BLACK, g. P. A, : Santa Fe, N. NJ.
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

EyOR SALE.-Appearance bonds, appeal
bonds, official bonds, and bonds to keep
the peace at the New Mexican Printing Com
pany's Office.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

FORTUNATELY the land 10 blessed
with just the fertility to produce
high grade beets, and
MORE FORTUNATELY the Pecos
Irrigation and Improvement Co.
and the Roswell Land and Water
Co. have an irrigation system of
great magnitude, covering a vast
body of the BEST SUGAR BEET
lands on earth. The water is ap-
piled to the crop WHEN NEED
ED.
THE SUN SHINES more hours in
the day and more days in the year
in Eddy and Chaves counties, New
Mexico, than in any oths' section
of the west.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

l24 separate analysis, chiefly carload lots, showed AN
AVERAGE Of 17.e1 per cent sugar in beet; Sal per
cent purity.
THIS REMARKABLE RESULT was accomplished by
raw farmers, unacquainted with the culture of beet
root, on new land and under very trying circum.
stances, as the factory was not assured until May, and
q majority of the acreage was planted between JUNE
LIST AND AUGUST 10th.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

house; one acre ground;
pO\Jv 200 fruit trees; good we'll; one blk
south capitol building; easy terms; inquire
this Office,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16

GOOD SOIL makes the seed germ.
mate.
WATER makes the plant grow.
SUNLIGHT puts the sugar in the
BEET.
THE ONLY THING left to be de-
sired that the Pecos Valley has
not on hand in abundance 10
PEOPLE. We need thrifty farm
ers; 500 heads of families each on
q 4O-acre farm.
NO FAIRER terms or conditions OF
sale of beet and fruit lands were
ever made.
WRITE for particulars.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-07-16
The New Mexico Railway 4 Coal Co.
CONSTRUCTING
The Fl PasO 1 Northeastern R'y
AND

Tlo III fGSV q A~Vrln66SloFQ n. n.
To accommodate the public will carry
freight and passengers on It's construc-
ton trains to and from the end Of its
track (S8 miles,.
Dsaly Except Sunday.
Commencing June Is, trains will leave
81 Paso at 1880 Q. M, and returning
leave A~lam0gordo at 2:3O p. m.
Connection al be made at Alamo
gordo with stages for La Luz, Tularosa
and the White Oaks country.
A. s. GRErG.
General Superintendent
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1898-04-07
Water SunnIy

'lties that derive their water emo
t p,y from the lakes are having special at
'entlon called to the large number -,
oaci1i that are found in wafer INV
comes from the best protected sourco.
ne supply is brought through emo
NOUS pipes, extending several MIL.
Out INTO the water. Three 70 five IL; IL
mas been considered a safe distance te''
.ne source of supply, but recent exon,
nations have resulted In somo. tanl-
AKIN to alarm when disease germa 1s
large numbers were found in What M
to be wholly upconto m'
aa'ed inflow. Itappears that the W.T.,
ior TWO or three miles from the sho.a
. en'ireiy unfit for domestic nnrno.as
y heavy storms and sweeping wavas
.a =, water Tor much greater disfanoa;s
,nee,ed' and fears are entertained thas
VIII be necessary to extend the n Inv
= considerable distance furtbarp a.
raer 10 guard against outbreaks 80
diseases.-N. Y. LEDGE "
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1898-04-07
PTTA AND POINT.
Harry, d. you love your little baby

"Harry, d. you love your little bah,
brother?" whats the use? H,
!. wouldn't know IL II ] didi"-Tit-Bits.
ibid voc ever notice the expression
OF the face of the Venus de Milo2" "Oh
yes; she looks all broke up."-Truth.
: Spiritual Adviser-"You have a trust
In the future life?" Dying Financier-,
mo, no, mol Merely a reorganization,
l assure you."-Detroit Journal.
Innovation.-"Ahl my dear, of course
you did not have your sewing circle to-
day, when it was so stormy?" ooh, yes!
Edwin, dearest. We had It by tele.
phone" Puck.
Time 2:30 a. m.-Admirer-"Hasy your
father any objection to my paying you
visits, Miss Maud?" Miss Maud-"Oh,
no-but-er-I think that he'd rather
you paid them In installments. Brook.
lyn Life.
Magistrate (who has lately taken to
himself wight think I've seen yoa
here before on a similar charge" Dis
orderly Prisoner-"No, yer washup.
he idSt Dedk L was up afOre was q |
bald-headed old cove" -Tit-Bits.
Bobbie-"As understand IL, the fool
ish maidens who had no oil in their
lamps could not get in?" Teacher
Precisely. And nowadays the foolish
maidens who have no oil in their bike
lamps get pulled in."-Yonkers States
man.
Looked That Way.-The Office Boy
Say! / believe the shippin' clerk is
thinkin' about marryin' you" The
Iypewriter-"Why, the ideal" "On the
dead, do. Iheard him askin' the book
Keeper how much salary you got."- ,
Enquirer.
Richard" asked the teacher, "what
vas the message Gen. Sheridan sent to
len. Early before this battle took
'lace?' HE said" replied the big bow
With the bad eye: Go, Early, and !,
void the rush." And merely for this +
he kept him in after sclooI.-Chicago it
'ribune. cl