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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

relation. and now. in these later years. in the
yigor Of renewed youth. we have consecrated
the I'd OF February a. our University Day
with a proprietv that can not he challenged.
Seven years 81 Washington presidential life
were spent in Philadelphia. and az a time when
the area ~ the city was circumScr.Ded within
a short radius. when its institutions were few
In number. and when q comparatively small
group OF it, citizens were TIC active spirits in
affairs Washington WAS IN constant inter-
coursc with White and Franklin. and
Provos;s smith and Ewing, His as
SOCRATES III the cOnffn entail congress-.
"a military operations ana in federal admins
irltiOn were the uniVersity'S Rittenhou~c. it's
MORAN. its Bingham. its Francis fiopkinson.
it, Mexican it, shipper and it, Robert Norris
From the executive mansion BushrOl Wash
course under James Wilson, the first justice OF
the supreme court
The theme Of ~to-iay's ceremonies is the
Memory % Washington" No place is more
lions than Philadelphia. ana the University OK
Pennsylvania. Upon no less exalted theme
could the University 81 Pennsylvania haze
asked the president ~ the United states 20 de-
liver the address. ami | doubt whether there be
any other occasion upon which his accept
ancc would have been given. For many
years the un.vcr nv has been stead
last in tho 81, oratlon 81 this high
president OF the Cuitci stat =. Gen. Washing
ton. opened ths lazy school OF tn university.
have We been honOred by the presence and voice
% "a president to speak. IN the name 81 the uni
%ycrsttg. 20 1.-THE nr,t ~ that illustrious line. The
president will address to-day those who crate
July feel his gracious act. IN that. amid the
catcS and dItlrs ~ his exalted ONCE he has
counted u worthy - hiStimc and effort TO be our
orator upon this occasion.
have the distinguishes hono- OF presenting
the trustee. the faculties AMI the stu lent> OF
the university and their guests this great audi
encc, 20 the president.
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TIMELY AND PATRIOTIC.
Tho President of the United StGtes
at Philadelphia.
4 Red Letter Day In the University of
P~ennsyivania's Custom of Ccicbrat-
Ing the Anniversary of Georg.
W~ashinEton's Birth.


PHILADELPHIA. Feb. 2..-prcsidcnt
Mckinley ate an early breakfast with
the family of Charles {. Harrison. He
did not leave the horse until "A few min
utcs before IL o'clock. when. in conn
pany with Mr.. Harrison. he was driven
to the Academy Of music where the
Washington birthday commemorative
exercises Of the University OF Pennsyl-
vania were held.
over 1000 students assembled on the
university campus at $3.50 a. IN. and
marched, four abreast. to the Academy
OF music. The route was arranged SO
that the procession should pass Mr..
liarrison's home, and thS Students gave
a cheering welcome To the president.
The chief magistrate, when the head
of the long column reached the
house, appeared Mt the door. There.
with barred head, he smilingly bowed
TO the hundreds of under graduates in
response to their hearty college greet
ing. The column marched in classes.
and rs each class reached the house its
members shouted the college of Penn
Syl-Na-Nia," "Penn-Syl-Na-Nia," end
ing with The President" The Pres
idcnt. The President"
The presidents face lighted up, and
betokencd extreme pleasure.
The Academy OF music, whore the
ceremonies were held, was beautifully
decorated. After the university boys
had again given the varsity cheer.
winding up with the presidents name,
Provost C.. c. Harrison stepped to the
front OF the stage and introduced the
president in a brief address. He said:
P-e~ost - 4r1's Address.
The traditions whiea ae.oIg 20 tie Er-a. seats
OF learuinf are "a priceless heritage. The MEM
or, OF them becomes not only the forcrunncr OF
hope. but the motive ana mainspring OF action
Each university IA our beloved cOuntry has its
peculiar aSsoriatiOl~.
II is The pc tuli-r pride of the University o.
Pennsylvania That SO much % her history i as
soriatei with the years during which Wash
inZton was the servant 81 his country.
OF what scms Others may boast We
Justly feel that We have pre- cm.ncnce In this
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04
THE SPANISH CRUISER.
Sensational Reports that She Has Been
Ordered to Hasten Her Coating Denied.

NEW YORK. Fch. 2I.->cnsational re-
ports that the Nizcaya's officers had
ordered that coal be taken aboard ia
haste and that men had been kept at
work day and night in ,his service.
were authoritivciy denied yesterday.
On the contrary. no more dispatch has
been used IN colling than is usual. and
no effort has been made to complete
the loading Of the 800 ions required by
the cruiser before to-day.
1t was learned at the Spanish con
sulate that Capt. l.ulatc had received
no sailing orders up To : p. IN ycstcr-
day. lie was ordered. before leaving
Las palmas. tospcnd ono week in Amer
lean waters before sailing for Havana,
and so far had received no instructions
conflicting with this order.
There was an accident on the Viz
caya Tuesday. -Four men we're o k
ing on the aft smokcstack- when a
plank slipped from a chain supporting
il. Two of the men fell ON an iron
grating at the foot OF the stack and
we're picked up in "A semi-conscious
condition. The surgeon reported tina
il was feared both were injured inter
nally, but that no bones were brokers
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That Is the Proper Course In she Main
Case. says John J. Ingalls,.

ATLANTA. Ca, Feb. 2j.-J. j. Ingalls,,
Of Kansas. is in Atlanta. and emphat-
ically expresses himself against the
present agitation for war, in view of
the fact that international politics is il
SD delicate "A condition hat To prccipi
tate hostilities would. he thinks, plac.
The United States in an equivocal posi-
ton.
III il develops that the Maine disas-
ter was the work of Il Spanish brigand,
and Spain disavows any responsibility
or connection with it, | do not see that
our friendly relations should be inter-
Lpted. On the other hand. il the
proper disavowal is not forthcoming,
we must expect hostilitics. | believe
we are on the brink of the most tire.
mendous explosion that has ever been
known in the worlds history
am convinced that a struggle for
the REIMBURSEMENT Of frontiers is not far
off, and. in view of this possibility. | do
not think it patriotic or wise "a seek to
plunge the nation into war without due
dclibcration and full provocation."
MIR. Ingalls, says Judgment should be
suspended until an official report is
made by the court Of inquiry.
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nat ere Of things. are more conversant

nat ere of things, are more conversant
withmodern explosives thantheirelders
and superiors. were AT the bottom of
the disaster, II there were any outside
agency.
IL is pointed out that IL would not he
impossible toplant n mine OF wet and
dry gun cotton near where "A foreign
vessel was directed 20 anchor, such "A
mine communicating with an electric
battery ON shore. IL is regarded AS an
interesting point that the Maine, for
the first time during her stay in the
harbor, lay at the particular spot
where she was at the time Of the ca
tastrophe, and it is said, though not
officially verified. that the Maine was
the first foreign wan vessel mnored to
this pa rticular buoy since the troubles
in Cub grew acute.
All stories as To lax discipline on the
Maine are without a shadow of truth,
On the contrary, Capt. Sigsbee was
complain ed of by some for the rigidity
of his rules and the strictncss with
which ls enforced them. Moreover,
the Maif = has been in commission for
years ~ 1 never had a serious accident
until an.horcd in this quiet harbor.
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Refusal to pay the indemnity will he
followed 10y a movement against
Havana.
.Sicard, on recount Of i'll health. will
probably yield the command to Capt.
Schley.
Another heading in the same paper
reads:
Known at Havana-Spaniards Learn
Of the Discovery of Their ~Trcachery-
Investigation Shows n Torpedo was
Used to Wreck the Maine-ESpre ,sions
of Hatred for Americans More Nh
mcrous Capt. Sigsbee and Gen. Lee
Decline to Talk Upon Late De
velopments Court OF Inquiry
Resumes the Examination of Witnesses
to the Disaster-Tug Right Arm Ar.
rives With Additional Men and Diving
Apparatus ~ Lieut.. Commander Vain
right to Watch Wrccking Operations
on Behalf Of the Covernment-Bodics
OF Victims Of the Wreck Picked Clean
of Flesh by Vultures FL Work in til,
Bay.
The Republic has the following
''scare headlines:
Cruiser Montgomery Ordered to Ha-
vana-Maine Disaster Caused by a Sub
marine Mine or Torpedo-Report OF
the Court of Inquiry Forecast After a
Study Of the Situation-Board Proba-
bly, VIII Complete rs Work in Havana
To-Morrow-More Evidence viii be
Taken at Key West.
And in another heading says:
Maine Boilers lntact-No Botnb in
the Coal-Thcory of Spontaneous Com
bustion no Longer Tcnablc. as The For
ward Bunkcrs were Enpty-Forward
Magazine. However. was Exploded. and
the Cause Came from Without
Much Evidence to the Effect hat a
Torpedo was Discharged.
These startling headlines are fol-
lowed in zach case by columns OF
doublclcadcd specials.
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MAR THE DANGER LINE.
Hopes for n Peaceful Solution of
the Trouble Vanished
Rapidly Giving Place to Fears of q Con
nict-Increasing Evidence that the De-
struction of the ssaine was the
Work of spsniards.

ST. LOUIS, Feb. a4.-The leading st.
Louis papers, each with a corps of cor
respondents on the scene and thus en-
joying a copious special service, this
morning abandon the accident theory
and thus the situation
i'm poster headlines:
The Globe-D Democrats principal head
Ing reads thus: blown up 10y n Tor
pedo-Govcrnment Information as To
Cause OF Maine Observation-Disclosures
ing Explosives lowed Against the
Bow OF the Vessel with n Long Line
Spain to be Held Responsible for the
Act of Wey'cr Adhcrcnts- Sagasta Gov
eminent Must Agree 10 Pay Sl0,ooo,o 0O
Within Forty-Eight Hours After ehe
Finding of the Court of Inquiry-The-
DRY of Accident Now Generally Aban-
doned. and the Situation Thoroughly
Appreciated as acknowledgements
Which May IN ecipitate an Early Decla-
ration of War Contents of Mail Pouch
from Havana.
summary OF Government Adyices.
The government informed that a tor
pedo was towcd against the Maine and
exploded.
The theory OF accident has been
generally abandoned.
Spain to be held responsible for the
acts Of a band of Weyler conspirators.
How much indemnity shall we de-
mand is now under consideration.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04
THREE VEN KILLED.
buried Beneath One Hundred Tons of Rock
by "a rreu,a lure Explosion.

PHILADELPHIA. Feb. @3.-The prema-
ture explosion of a charge Of dynamite
yesterday. in q stone quarry at Sixty
sixth and Vine streets. killed three
Italian workmen. Mike Desando. Franz
dc Succio and Mike Hornburth. The
quarry was owned by W.. j. Mullen.
who had warned the men not to tataper
with the charge. which consisted
of three sticks of dynamite. Horn
burth, however. undertook to loosen
the rock. and dropping the cartridge,
proceeded q ram it down. The explo-
sion followed. Over 100 tons of rock
were loosened and Dcsando and Dcsuc-
clio Were buried beneath it and in
stantly killed. Hornburth was hurled
% feet in the air. lie died shortly
afterwards. Several other workmcp
were slightly injured.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04
STATE or Quo, CRY OF TOLEDO, l..
Ir...An lAAr.Nnr k8s

Frank j. cheney makes oath that he il the
senior partner of the firm OF +. j. Cheney
& Co, doing business in the city Of Toledo.
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sun OF One Hundred Dol
lars for each and every case OF catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use Of Halls Catarrh
Cure. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me aud subscribed in nv
presence, this 9th day OF December, A. u.
1856. A. W. GLEASON,
lSeall Notary Public.
Halls atarrh Cure Is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur.
faces Of the system. Send for tcstimonials
nee. +. j. CHENEY & co, Toledo, ..
Sold by druggists, Toe.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

Of statesman ship A. . soldier he was peer
le.ss In the times in which he lived. ana as -
statcSman his rank II flxed with the most Illus
tr;vus In any ccuntry or In any age.
hut. with all our pride IN Washington we. not
infsrluently. fall To give him credit for his
marvellous genius as "A constru ctiye statesman.
We are constantly in danger OF losing sight 81
the sweep and clcarne>> OF his eomprehensiois.
remote future aud knew how 10 formulate the
best moan, for their solution II was commit
ted 10 Washington To launch our ship OF state.
lie had neither precedent ar predecessor To
help him He welded the scattered AMI, ~
times. a~ntagonistic colonies into a. lnde~tructi-
BILE union. and inoulcaiei The lessoos IL mutual
forDearance and fraternity which have cement
ed the states into stisl clio or bonds OF interest
and sympathy.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04
THE SITUATION AT HAVANA,



HAVANA, Feb. 23.-The situation,
which may be changed at any moment
by fresh discoveries. may De summed
up who this dispatch is sent this after
noon. substantially as follows: The
divcrshaving discovered eases of brown
%hcxagonal powder for the tcr.ioch
guns uncxploded, and believing also
that others uneNploded will be found
in the 1O-incli magazine on the star
board side forward. the conviction
grows that this magazine did not blow
up. If this be so. and many hare in
Aistcd from the first that il is. the fur
ss,cr conviction is forced that he cx-
plosion which wrecked the M'inc cams
from the outside on the port bow.
AS previously wired. the main por.
zion Of the wreck, as seen from above
and noted from below, was blown "a
starboard. The highest American
officials here are confident that Gen
Blanco and the other high Spanish
officials had no knowledge. direct o,
indirect, Of the conception or execution
of plot to blow up the Maine. If such
a plot existed, but they believe the
Junior Spanish officers, who, from til,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04
CLOTHING FOR CONCENTRATES.
unrcc. knizabie Condition Of The Bodies
Reg ,ered from the WRECK ofthc Mnlnc.

HAVANA. Feb. pa large quantity
OF clothing has been taken from the
wreck and after il has been disinfccted,
it will ~ given to the reconcentradoa-
The bodies OF the missing officers.
Lieut.. 1enkins and Assistant Engineer
Merritt. have not been recovered. The
divers reached the formers room. but
II was found that his body was not
there.
Thus far the sharks have given no
trouble, out the vultures have left
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

To he Erected TO the Tenor OF the RAM
and File of the Army and Navy In the
Late War.

Late War.
WAsmryGroy, Feb. 23.-Stcps have
been taken for the erection Of a suita-
BILE monument in this city to the mem
DRY of the rank and file of the army
and navy who served during the late
war. The matter is in charge of the
National Reunion Monument associa-
ton. of which Col. Vim. II. Michael is
president.
The purpose is to raise 81 200, 900 by
popular subscription, and the pro-
moters are confident of success attend
ing their efforts. The senate has al
ready passed a resolution authorizing
the erection Of the statue on public
ground, and a similar resolution intro
duced la the house has been favorably
acted on by the public buildings and
grounds committee.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

Cumso-l hear that Mr.. Scadds left 500.
900 to lcllvard university. ~
Cawker-ls 1t To be applied to any par.
u chair:
"Tbe money is to be used for the endow
ment OF a football hospital."-Puck,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04
Lanes Family Medicine.

Moves the bowels each day. I'm order to be
healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache.
Price % and soc.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04
Useless Study.

Teacher tsevorcly )-Tommy Smith. com.
here, Why haven't you learnt your
geography lesson?
Tommy-Cause the papers say there's
going to be a change in the map Of Europe
Pear sons Weekly.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

The inventor Of suspcndcrs that viii not
pull the buttons of viii have a bigger for.
tune than a shareholder in KlonliAe.-
Washington Democrat.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

When did you ~arrive-rot to know st.
Jacobs Oil viii cure a sprain right of.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

Southern and western England 10
blockadcd with snow, with drifts from
three TO twelve feet deep.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

Her story
Is told to
woman,
not TO q
DO
not hest
tate about
stating de-
tails that
she may
not wish
TO mem
ton. but
-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

Lovc-A game the result OF which is often
a e.-Chlcago Daily News.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

Importance ,
attending to
physical de-
velopmcnt.
No woman
is exempt
from physi-
cal weak
nessand per-
iodical pain,
and young
girls Just
budding in
10 woman
hood should
guided physi
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-03-04

If you know Of any young lady who
Is sick and needs motherly advice, ask
her to address Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn,
Mass, and tell every detail OF her symp-
toms. surroundings and occupations.
She viii get advice from n ource that
has no rival in experience Of womcn's
ills. Tell her to keep nothing back.
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Young W0manhOOd.

Sweet young girls. How often they
develop into worn, listless, and hope
less women because mother has not
impressed upon them the
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-12-15
MISSION MEETING.


God permitting, the Swedish Chris
tian Mission Society, OF Warren and
vicinity, wall hold it's annual meeting
in connection with the mission meet
ing to be held in the Mirsion church
at Warren, Mimi, beginning Friday,
Jan. 9th, 7;&0 p. M, and continuing
Saturday and Sunday. All are cor
daily invited to hear the Gospel.
The MEETING OF the society will begin
at 2 O'Clock p. m. on Saturday when
it is desired that all delegates to the
meeting be present.
In behalf of Society,
n. J.. LARSON, Sec.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-12-15
WHO GOT THE FLAGS?

Before the last election K. j. Taral-
seth offered to donate three United
States flags to banner Republican
towns i'll Marshall county, according
to thee separate propositions. The
secretary of the Republican county
committee has figured out what towns
are entitled to receive the flags, the
basis being, as announced prior to
the election, the vote on congressman
in 1896 and 1898. According to this
the first flag goes to town of Nelson
Park, as being the town which shows
the highest per cent. Of Republican
increase, namely % per cent. The
second flag goes to town of Warren
ton, as the town which gives the
largest increase in Republican votes.
The third flag goes to Grand Plain,
which gives the largest per cent. of
Republican votes, namely 81 per
cent. of votes cast The flags are
made Of handsome bunting, ten feet
long, and will surely be highly priced
by the towns securing them.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-12-15

ADMIRERS of the present style OF
loose fitting garments may depend
upon the following as the origin
thereof: Old Mother Hubbard went
to the cupboard to get her poor dog
a bone, but when she got there the
cupboard was bare and so the poor
dog had none. She was in a great
stew to know what to do for OF money
she had not a cent, SO she sold her
last suit to get meat for the brute
and up town in her night gown she
went. All the ladies who saw it. and
the string to draw it declared it was
the neatest thing out, SO now on the
street looking ever so sweet they 60
racing about. il
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-12-15
Competitive Examination for West
Point Cadetsl1ip.

There will be competitive exam
nation held in Morris, Stevens coun-
ty, Minnesota, on Thursday and Fri
day, the 22nd and 23rd days of De-
cember, 1898, for the purpose of Sc
Letting a cadet and alternate for the
West Point Military Academy from
the Seventh Congressional district of
Minnesota. t.: .
Applicants must be between seven
teen and twenty-five years of age, I'M
married, at least five feet three inches
in height and absolutely sound phys
ically. They will be examined in the
following branches: reading, writ
ing and photography, arithmetic,
grammar, geography and history.
Applicants must grade at least seven
ty per cent. to secure an appointment.
The individual passing the highest
examination will receive the appoint
ment of cadet, the one next highest
that of alternate.
Applicants will report to Hon. E. j.
Jones, of Morris, Minn., on Thurs
day, the 22nd day Of December, 1898,
and will pass their medical examina-
ton on that day, and on Friday, the
23rd day Of December, the literary
examination will be held.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-12-15
LAND FOR. SALE.

To close areceivership the follow
ing descriptions in Marshall county
will be soldson easy terms:
EKH Of SWK, <SWK OF NWA, NWK OF
SEX, section t&23, township 155,
range 49, This property includes
So acres good grass land and the
balance plough land. 1t will be sold
for $3.50; 5000 cash, and the balance
in six annual installments at Z per
cent interest. a 10, 60. s.t
q. S4 ofsNWA, and lots. 8 and 4, sec.
ton 2, township l55 range 46; 15S
acres; black loan soil, in Scandina
navian region; 5000; 5000 cash. bal
snce Six annual #lnstallments ut :.
per cent interest.
Send fo,.fulr list ofllands and farm
in all parts of Minnesota and tn
Dakotas.; .:s... III ' II /. ~. y
W.sD. WASHBURN, Jr.,
Lands,; Loans, Real Estate,
1921 3 Guaranty Bldg,
Minneapolis, Mimi
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-12-15
RESOLUTIONS.

Since our heavenly Father has, in
his wisdom and love, seen it best to
summon home the beloved father OF
our sister, Mrs. E. F. Spicer, be it re-
solved,
That we, members Of the w. G. z.
H., tender our sister our most heart
felt sympathy and love, such as can
be offered only by those whose hearts
are united by the ties Of sisterhood.
That we commend her to him whe.
she SO well realizes 'doeth all things
we'll.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-12-15

P. M. HENDRICKS has served notice
to the effect that he will contest the
election of R. H. Medicraft to seat
in the Legislature, on the grounds that
Mr.. Medicraft was not at the time of
his election a citizen of the United
States. Should Mr.. Hendricks be
able to prove his case Mr.. Medicraft
will not, Of course, be entitled to his
seat.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-12-15

GARCIA, the Cuban patriot, died
aast Sunday at Washington. He
had taken a prominent part in the
fight for Cuban independence and his
death at this time is great loss for
both CUBA and the United States.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-12-15

Tire treaty of peace has at last
been signed by the American and
Spanish peace commissioners. Now
it remains to be seen whether or not
the treaty will be ratified by our
congress and the Spanish cortes.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-12-15

A MOST indignant man dictated
this letter: "Sir: My stenographer,
being Il lady, cannot take down what
j Think ofyou. I, being Il gentleman,
cannot say it. You, being neither,
can possibly guess it.