The herald., 1898-07-16

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IL was TEluCe f1lNuery Nv SfdTIHdHy,
said Mr. Dooley. dye know whatT I'd do?
I'd go away somewhere an play peek
nuce FIR tn beers. Prince Hinnery's in
place where he's liable to be rolled
Eye see, Hinnissy. this Prince Hinnery Is
brother Nv tn lmpror Nv Germany. That's
why he's prince. II he was brother "
me frind Schwartmester down tn street
he'd be tindin' bar on tn night watch.
When Garman gets along in tn wurruld
he has all his family wurrukin our own
people. We're to proud to wurruk fr wan
iv our family. We feel above thin. So,
whin W1llum got to be impror Nv Germany
he gives his brother good Job. 'Hinnery,'
he says, we're gettin' TO be big sthrong
fellow he says an We haven't done amy
thing but set around he says, 'gettin' up
bowln' turnymints an practicin' f'r the
mannerchore,' he says. IT'S time We whit
OUT he says, IAN showed what they was In
ye,' he says. Go over. he says, an kill
Chinnyman.' he says. All Fright. BILL
says Hinnery. all Fright, ye'er majesty
he says. An he whit over in boat an pulled
down lundhry signs an bruk windows an
whin tn Chinneymen come r-runin' up
stairs wr-ringin' tn soap suds out " their
hands he took thin be tn pigtails an beat
tn gr-round with thin.
"Whin a Garman is at peace with the
wurruld an rayspicts his neighbors an Is
happy to set out In fr-ront Nv his place
r-readin' his Fried Press an passin' tn
time Nv day with his customers he's gen.
tleman an usully votes Fright. But lave
a Garman win wan fight an both sides Nv
tn sthreet won't hold him FIR pride. Twas
so wild Prince Hinnery. Whin he'd licked
tn Chinnymen he went walkin' up an
down tn fr-ront Nv tn contynint Nv Asia
with his thumbs stuck in his vest. cockin'
his hat at all tn wurruld an mintionin'
what he done to ivrybody that passed that
way. 'Th' way I threated thin haythen
was sight yet, says he. 'Aber,' he says
I'll do annywan that falls In me way he
says. 'Bedad, WILL he says.
HE was lookin' fr fight win he heerd
that George Dooley an Packy Mountjoy
was mixin' up, an away he went to take
hand in 1t. Cousin George was just through
with tn Spanyard an was settin' on top Nv
wan Nv his boats playin' on the coronet FIR
to pass away tn time, whin along came
Prince Hinnery We'll, me German frind.
what can l do f'r YEP says George. I've
come up says Prince Hinnery, FIT to in
terfere in this fight he says. I don't like
tn way We have rolled me frind, Packy
Mountjoy,' he says. He's towny of mine,
an may have fuss with We when hear
from my brother already says he All
Fright says George. All right, me buck,
says he. All FRIGHT he says; Tll wait
FIR ye,' he says, to hear from home,' he says,
but he says, in tn meantime, he says.
If We get between me an Packy,' he says,
I'll have to push We ar-round.' he says.
I'll take no advantage Nv ye,' he says. but
tn postal facilities are poor he says, AN
if ye was in tn way might take kick at
We, whether ye'd got letter firm home or
not he says. An Irish fight. he says, is
no proper place FIR a Garman boy he says.
An he went on playin 'ODonnell Aboo' on
tn coronet.
What happened to Schwartzmeister'
brother Hans II happen to Prince Hinnery
If he don't look out f'r himself. Ye know
Looey-a big chunk Nv a r-round-headed.
good-natured lad, with no more harm in
him thin flshball-a thorough man In his
thrade too-cud carry half a dozen stems
on each arm over steeplechase coorse
without spillin' dhrop. Well, wan night
Looey had been loadin' himself up with
kimmel an cursed wather, an he whit out
with tn two Regain boys that was cily-
bratin' their havin' carried tn primaries FIR
Willum J. O'Brien be rolin' beer kags
down into tn Chinese laundhries. Well he
had tn divvils own time, though he didn't
know what twas all about, him thinkin'
it was SERIOUS an tn Regans on'y dom it
be way Nv a joke. An iv'ry time they rolled in
a kag tn Chinnymen r-run out in their on
dacint clothes, an Looey an tn Regain boys
thrun bricks at him, an oh, 'tas gloryous
sport f'r tn Regans an mighty inthrestin'
to Schwartzmeister, him thinkin' twas
SERIOUS. After awhile tn Regain boys see
man gon' up tn sthreet that'd wanst en-
pired ball game agin thin, an they put
out fr him. But Looey bein' Garman an
not KNOWN how to lave off, whit on rollin'
beer kags. Down be tn bridge he come
acrost a basemint with lights in 1t, an
rolled a kag, because he was Garman an
didn't see where tn joke inded. He rolled
this kag down on top Nv Wolfe Tone HaG-
gerty, tn shoemaker, who was peggin'
boots on his bench. Haggerty was an in
dusthrees man an needed a r-rest, an he
dhropped his hammer an come boundin'
out Schwartzmeister, him bein' a Garman
an not SEEM that tn pint Nv tn joke was
that tn kag was rolled agin a Chinny-
man, heaved a rock at him. Haggerty
come firm near Clonmel, where tn first
thing they Earn whin they Fave tn mother
is to heave r-rock, an tn mex thing to
duck wan, an he lodged an come up again
Looey like Clancys fightin' goat Pether
Maher, an though a small man, an I'M
armored cruiser, We might say, took him
be tn feet an sthud him on his head Whin
tn polls come out he had Looey in a vacant
lot an was jumpin on him firm on top Nv
tn fince. Twas at Taste a week befure
Looey cud see to make change without
proppin' his eyes open, an fr long time
he took his four quarts day through
sthraw. Haggerty was on good terms with
tn OIL man. an he dhropped in to see him
tn mex day. "Ogoost,' he says. we must
keep ye'er boy Looey on tn sthreet,' he
says. Eff he goes on In this way he'll get
into fight he says.
II hope" Mr.. Dooiey concluded, shat
Prince Hinnery won't take Cousin George
Dooley f'r Chinnyman. Eff he does, he'll
get slapped. "-Chicago Journal.
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