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Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17
A Rough Riders Capture.

Before / went away to
/ loved the little maverick,
But somehow seemed afraid of her.
She was so toney an so slick.
AS plump as any two-year-old
OF bloodei stock l ever saw.
An worth ten times her weight in gold.
Without a blemish or a flaw.
But. bein the owners daughter. she
Appeared too good fur SIGH as me.
1 tole her / was goin TO fight
Fur Uncle Sam an hoped that 1
Would do the job correct an right,
An half imagined that sigh
Was tryin fur to quiz her breast,
An in her eyes I thought 1 saw
A saddish glimmer. an it jest
Sent my ole heart UP in my craw,
An when she said goodby / thought
Her voice was thick. but mebbe not
Jest after that San Juan affair
l got a letter writ by Kate
That sent my heart on on tear
That could scurcely sub1ugate
She said she'd read about the fight
An how riders did the job,
An said that allus I'm her sight
I'd be a hero, then said. Bob.
I wish the cloud of war was rent,
Because I'm lonesome since you went!
I fetched a wild rough rider yell
Sufficient to stampede herd
An went round sinfin fur spell
AS gay as a canary bird.
MY heart riz in my throat an blocked
The chute down III my appetite.
An when the dinner bugle squawked
l couldn't eat cussed bite,
An in my dreams that night her face
Seemed fioatin round me every place.
When 1 got back the other day
An rode out TO the ranch, l got
Uneasy thinkin of the way
The gard meet me fur I thought
The gulf atween US seemed to be
Too wide one fur me TO swing.
I but common cowboy. she
The daughter of a cattle king,
An somethin in me seemed to say
That l had better keep away.
/ never will forgit how Kate
Grabbed both my hands! Two crystal
leaks
Come from her eyes to irrigate
The roses bloomin in her cheeks.
Grabbed both my hands in hers. then
stopped
An looked into my sunbeat face
An made a student dive an dropped
A kiss on TO its proper place.
An 1 demented with her charms.
Corralled her in my big. strong arms!
That gal is now a-fyin round
Jest like a butterfly on wings.
She got two winmen out from town
A-sewin on myster' t.ns things.
An l was measured 1'other day
Fur stylish clothes her good ole dad
Insistin he soin to pay
Fur proper trappins fur his lad
An we have planned fur Chris mas night
4 weddin dance plum out of sight!
|, Denver Post
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17
HUMOR OF THE HOUR.

lit would have been all right if the
other fellow had staid away" complain
ed the young man TO his friend. lyon
could have knocked me down with a
feather when l called upon her the 9th
er evening and found that other fellow
there as big as life.
Il at once made up my mind to sim
ply ignore him and not let him know
by word or sign that l was aware that
he was within 40 miles of the place.
Would you believe it, he had the nerve
to play the same game, while the girl
simply laughed at both of us.
He was a slayer too. 1 made up my
mind that l wouldn't leave before he
did, and it was evident that he was
waiting for me to 60. When the clock
struck IL, and the girl sighed and yawn-
ed. we fixed up a truce with our eyes and
left together.
81 was mad clean through when /
called the next evening to find that fel
low there ahead of me. We went
through the same performance and de-
parted at midnight.
1--WE kept that thing up for two
weeks, and the girl commenced to lose
weight for want Of sleep.
Last Saturday night l reported there
as usual, and hadn't been in the room
more than i've minutes when disco
cred a sign hanging on the wall right
before me. This is what ! read: Con-
tinuous performance. Complete change
of programme next week.
'Well, / can take a hint with the
best of them, so / simply fled, leaving
my hated rival in the house.
"But he was out of the house in time
to catch the same car that l did, so
take it that he suddenly concluded that
it was best to follow my example. -
Detroit Free Press.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17

graceful revers are rounded and ex
TEND from the shoulder seam almost to
the waist line. A circular ruffie of the
velvet with black nap and a red warp
which CLEANS through IT'D finishes the
edges ofthe revers. and crossing the
upper sleeve meets the fat velvet trim
ming across the back Where the
revers meet knotted velvet bow is
fastened, the ends of which are bidder
under the narrow pleated belt. The
clasp OF the latter is of red enamel.
The sleeves are comfortably small
snd lifted to the arm. Thew are
finished at the wrist by a succession of
vertical, cordlike tucks, and four small
req glass buttons. and shaped velvet
nar,ng lower cuff is lined with white
silk
The proper cut af this gown can be
obtained only with the use of the cut
paper pattern furnished by Harper's
Bazaar.
To make it for q medium-sized per-
son would require yards of Venetian
c,oIn 'oO inches wide; yards of striped
cloth. 50 inches wide; II yards of vel
vet and ! yard of lace, 20 inches vine.
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An Edition de Luxe.

A curious vol lme has been presented
TO the Chelsea Public library. 1t is a
Burmese book written, or rather en-
graved, as no ink is used, with stylus
upon some 800 strips of dried palm
leaves. The palm leaves are held to
gether by two pieces of wood, and tie
edges of the whole are decorated in
gold and vermilion.-London
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17
Mr.. Staybolt's Philosophy.

1--WE may at first" said Mr.. Stay
bolt, ''be judged by our peculiaritiea
but in the course of time we are pretty
sure to be estimated according to our
merits, the peculiarities being lost sight
of altogether or counted as such only.
Hence it behooves US not to waste too
much time ON the gargoyles, but to
bump ourselves mostly over firm and
solid structure. New York Sun.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17
Bookkeeping.

Your friend doesn pay much atten-
ton to the duties of his office.
Now, my dear sir. said Senator
Sorghum, don't be unreasonable. 1t
only pays Sc, 600 year, and it cost
him So, 997. so TO get it You don't ex
pect a man to subsist for a whole year
on a profit of 81. so. do you?"-Wa Wash
ingson Star.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17

1:3O, general class 80, league $50.
Every one cordially invited.
RHoDA TEMPLE.
Tomorrow Prof. Cyrus W. Hodgin
will deliver the principal address, snb-
ject, Temperance Instruction in the
Public Schools. The teachers, w. c.
T. L. and public generally are invited
to the meeting.
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Coupon
Calender
Id ~ is perfect beauty,
1888 patriotic, up to date
Subject:
9 An American Girl

One of the handsomest pieces of color
work issued this year Autographed,
with border of army ard navy en-
blems embossed in gold Leave your
name with your druggist and ask him
10 save you copy or send 6 cents In
stamps for one to
c. l. HOOD & CO.,
Lowell, Mass.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17

Hoped Her Prediction Would Come True.
Mrs Wildman-I can tell you this,
Mr.. Wildman, if you continue in your
present life of extravaganza, you II sure
~ pay for it some day.
Mr. Wildman-I wish, my dear. that
my creditors had the same faith in my
good intentions Odds and Ends.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17

Remember
Hoods Sarsspsrilla is
Americas Greatest Medicine
tor the Blood and the
Bsst that Money Can Buy
Hence take only Hoods.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17
Iusulted.

What's the matter with the mag
pie:" said the cuckoo. "She looks very
much cast down.
why" replied the robin, ''she
heard somebody make that remark about
women talking like magpies, and then
peeked in on an afternoon tea. Phil
adelphia North American.
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SABBATH SERVICES.
Pl ces Where the People of Rich
mond Are Invited to Worship
TOmorro G-Subjects.
PRESBYTERIAN.

PRESBYTERlAN.
United PRESBYTERIAN church. Rev.
John Med. Hervey. pastor-9:15 Sab
bath school, 1875 divine worship, SER
mon: ''Givine God the Glory Due
HIM. $50 Y. C L senior and
junior departments, 7:30 the Young
Woman's Night will be established;
special lecture, THE young woman
whose life is full of good works. y
Making a home, is the especial line of
good works.
First Presbyterian church-Sunday
school at 9:15 a. M, G.. B. Hunt, supt.
Preaching by the pastor at 10: 80 .. m.
and 1880 p. N. Morning subject.
.,.,.. The The. saiss GIVING in the wilderness !"
S. no matter hoS-aaaalsss meeting at
,av be. .~o.t CHRIST SCIENTIST.
s5rning service at 80. subject:
Is the universe, including man,
evolved by atomic forcei' Afternoon
service at 3 O'Clock, subject: THE
captivity of Judah Wednesday
evening meeting at 7:30. Dispensary
and reading rooms open every after
noon from 2 till 4 for consultation,
713s Main street. The public is cor
daily invited to attend.
LUTHERAN.
First English Lutheran church
Services at 1890 a.. m. and 1870 p. m.
Sermon in the evening in the series on
the Commandments. Subject, Young
men and women and the home"
St. Paul's Evangelical Lutheran
church. Rev. Huber. pastor-Morning
service, communion: Tho Lord is
near" Evening service. The two
evils thai my people have committed. :"
Trinity English Lutheran church
Rev j. Beck, pastor. will preach at
1880 o'clock a. m !; subject, The
true Advent joy Services at Z
O'Clock p. M; subject. The third
article of the Augsburg confession
the Son of Cod
FRIENDS.
The local union of Christian En-
deavor will meet tomorrow at =: 80 p.
m at the East Main Street Friends
church.
South eighth street Friends, Elwood
O. Ellis pastor-At 9 a. m. Bible
school, j h. Johnson. superintendent;
at 1880 M meeting tor worship.
Endeavor societies-juniora at =: 10 and
senior at $50 N. Oscar c. Rob.
erts. q missionary returned from
Africa. will speak at 7:30 p. m.
BAPTIST.
Mount Moriah Baptist church will
hold their Sunday school union on
Sunday afternoon at , o'clock. There
will be an address TO the young people
especially by Rev Med. Hervey; also
addresses by others. Mark Whitley
will preside at the meeting. Miss E.
Clark superintendent.
First Baptist church, r. n. Nc
Nemer pastor-Preaehing both morn
ias and evening. Evening subject.
Soul Winning The Christians Busi-
ness - Evening subject, The Two
Knoekings."
METHODIST.
At First Methodist church Rev. A.
E. Mahin, d. D., VIII preach at 1890
a. IN and by special request the pas
tor, Rev. A. " Lamport will repeat
his sermon on Johns vision of the Sun
glass mingled with hre.-Rey. XIV 2. 3.
Grace NJ E. church. George 81. Hill
pastor-Quarterly meeting, Sacramen-
tai service at 10: 80 Love feast at 80.
Fpworth league at $50, preaching at
1870 by DR.. A. +. Mahin.
Fifth street Methodist church, A. g.
Neal, pastor-Preaching both morning
and night; Sundayschool 9:1o, ju1ior
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17

The Only Virtue That Would Pay.
MY husband has all the virtues bus
one. remarked the wife of a struggling
young doctor.
''What is that asked her sympa-
thetio friend.
Patients. replied the young wife.
-Pearsor's
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-12-17

He what lovely bowers. Do soc
know. they reniud me Of you
She-NLy, III ' are artificial,
He-Ye<. / know. but it requires.
close examination y detect it.-Chicaso
News
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-01-14
HIS REMAINS SCATTERED.
Pendleton Mans Body Found in Sonora
Mexico.

Pendleton. Or. Jan. l2.-A copy OF a
Yuma Arizona. paper which reached here
today contained the Information that the
body OF a man had been found in sonora
Mexico, 60 miles south of the boundary
line. and It was supposed to be that OF
Martin L. Hasbrouck, formerly agent OF
the Pacific Coast Elevator Company, In
psndletop. The article in the newspaper
says:
The remains were so scattered II was
Impossible to determine definitely, but ne
had probably been dead about a month
and the presence in the LEFT side OF the
breast bone Of a hole made by bullet CT
a sharp pick. indicated that he came to
his death by foul means In the dead
mans clothes were found receipts for
due, from the Pendleton, Or, Lodge No.
80. 7. o. o. F.. and from Portland, Or
Lodge No. q, A. F. & A NJ, and rewe-
paper published in Pendleton, Or the
East Oreconian. The name which ap-
peared on the receipts was VI. L. Has
brouch
Ralatives here state he left Pendleton
With about 800 in money, gold watch
pistol. bowie knife. and prospec'or
outfit.
There Is much mystery surrounding the
case and some believe that HasbroucK
desired to be considered dead.
Hasbrouck left here october 26 on o.
dov leave of absence and after his depar-
ture the company discovered that he was
short in his accounts.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-01-14
Hanna Addresses 9 Large Delegation
Of His Prieads.
NO TRAITORS ARE WANTED
Ms Election Means More Thsa Appers %
the Face Of It--Desies That Ne
Is 90 AHtoeTst.

Columbus. O.. Jan l3.-The Columbus
Glee club headed a large delegation Of
citizens that called on Senator Hanna
late last night. Mr.. Hanna addressed
them al considerable length. The follow
ing ara extracts from his speech:
you have made Il a hot time for me
since have been here. daughter and
cries OF What about the other fellows?)
am not talking about the hot time you
have made for the other fellows. cali
mine. then. by way Of diversion. a warm
time because Il has been warm well
come that comes from you. can read
IL In the face OF every man see. l am
sure that am not deserving OF all that
eliminated for me today. (Cries Of Yes.
YOU are seaate-.O Now. wish you would
let me play the modesty act. Don't you
know Il IL very common saying some
times by men In public life that they are
ant 10 ee, stuck on themselves (Con-
tlnued iaughter) Now, I am afraid that
my Columbus friends are encouraging
me In that direction. But I must insist
,s I have said several times here. mat
my personality in this thing Is very IN
slgnlfcant as compared with the issues.
the closing act Of which was performed
IN that capitol today. But that act mas
brought hope and inspiration to the heart
Of every true republican In this state. the
lines are drawn now. We know the dit-
ference between patriot and traitor. (Vo-
elfer1us cheers) And Il so happens mat
nsld. from being a candidate for the SEN
ate I happen to occupy the exalted po-
sltion given me by the republican party
Of the United States rs chairman OF the
national committee Of that parry. and IN
nv position now proclaim that no trh-
tors ara wanted in orr camp. CThats
right and tremendous cheeringo 1 have
no desire 10 put any lnlisnity upon any
man. but I nave a desire to visit upon
every man the fruits OF lis own sins
against our parry.
But one OF the many delicate atten-
tiors which aave had here and which
wish publicly &c express my apprecia-
ton Of. Is The ore fact that the few times
that have found an opportunity to gel
out into the open air for exercise ana
health. the state officials have furnished
mo with an escor: Great laughter every
where I wouid go. That ia a delicate
attention which appreciate. (Renewed
laushten Because any body who meant
me persona, harm would stab me In the
back: they would not dare tace me-1 am
speaking politically now. Great ap-
plau,se) want 20 say wish regard to
our state and our country, looking at 1t
from tho standpoint OF a Uusnt-'s man.
that the action today means more than
YOU think for our future welfare and
prosperity. Although I have been pic
turad by ny adve-slries in the press of
this state as an autocrat and pluto
crat. state before my fellow-cidHens OF
Ohio and every part OF the stt'a and
ten them face 10 face. It is lie, My
whole life has proved th't It is lie. and
my future life will prove that 1t ie lie
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-01-14
CANADA'S WARNING
TO THE WORLD
viii Collect Duty on Everything Going
Into the klondike.
SHE MUST HAVE REVENUE
To Sustsln ntf rSliet and Backing Cor
ytniessts--Tho without Food 10
BE THfsed Back.
SHE MUST HAVE REVENUE

wnshington Jan. - In few days the
treasury department. will mako known th'
details OF mo arrangements recently con-
cIudrd with Canadian Minister OF tho In
,srior sfton rrspc-tine tho tranHporia-
lion ~ gold seekers and frsight 10 th'
Kiondike
I, ,u learned that nc Canadian go' 'ern-
ment A. about 20 irauf new custom"
AMI mining regulations 10 that region.
Las, year ths Canadian government per-
m,,,ed the FREQ entry q mincrs' blankets
nery.,nai clothing and cooking utensils IN
us.. and 100 pounds Of food for 'ach per-
.on. charging duty on eSeuS- This year
IN. customs duties arc levied on every
hing ,to m cr takes in. o1ccpt prae'ie'
ally tho clotncs on his back.
Tho Canadian government do" not
wish 10 b. beRFariy but 4, Is going -
great expense to maintain police and es-
,ahlt.A mort officers. treasures for .he
-af,. ke~pins of n,inen' gold. ofhc's where
Araf,s may be obtained for sod. and other
convenience. and m,Bs, obtain revenue
10 meet M outlay Everyone. regardless
Of nationality y a, liberty 10 cn'er inc
K,ondiko and take up mining claims sub
,.r, 10 Canadian regulations. but all inc
suppiier and outfits bought outside OF can
ada a. FOR instance IN III" United Sia''''
mr. England. VIII ho subject TO Canadian
,us,om. duties. averaging % per cent.
ouihtr and supplies bought In Canada by
p.rsops taking the wrangel and stlckcen
81 Michacls. Skagway. pyea or Dalton
,ran routes. viii bc admitted into the
t,,onA,kc and OF course are not subject TO
da,y when taken In over the Canadian
routes from Ashcroft. Kamioors' and Ed
monton.
Tho Canadian authorities warn the pun
a., AGAINST Tho so-csllcI transportation
companies which ara offering for sums OF
from FO to $50 payable in advanro 70 con-
yey persons from the eastern states 10
Dawson via Canadian routes and to pro-
vide them with food. The overland routes
within canada are all controlled by mo
Canadian Pacific Railway. which u op''-
atlnr the route via wrAnScl and tho out
sdo companies have no authority what
ever 70 oncr such rates,
per-,ns going to the Klond'ke mi.
.nring are recommended 10 take plenty o'
food ami clothing. otherwise, on reaching
tho frontier ot the Canadian Yukon dis
,rlc, they v4ll be turned back by the
canadian mounted police There ." no
famine in thee Klondike, hut supplies are
running low Tist now and those enterihS
without sufficient stock Of their own
might become u burIen 10 tho communi-
~. Tho rush has already commenced
I'm, tho Canadian officials advise people
who wish TO reach Dawson without delays
ON tho way, not TO start before February
Tho wrangd and stckoon routes will
not be open TIL the end of April.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-01-14
PresideHt Dole Will Visit Washington
on Jasusry 18th.
ANNEXATION WHAT WANTED
Aisistsr Cooper Will Act for the President
Dsrisg his lbseass
rsrdoaed.

Honolulu. Jan. 6. via San Francisco,
Jan. I3-Presldent Sanford B. Dole leaves
for Washington by the steamship Peru
on the 18th instant. The chief executive
goes to the capital Of the United States
for the purpose of consulting with the
administration there on the subject Of
annexation- Il is expected that Mr.. Dole
will be back here by the middle Of next
month.
During ttSe presidents absence, Mn
lster Of Foreign Affairs Cooper. will. be-
sides his present duties act as chief ex-
ecutive.
The departure Of President Dole WIS
unanimously decided upon yesterday at
special meeting OF the council Of state.
The council OF state mas pardoned
Clarence W. Ashford, a lawyer now pras-
ticIng in san Fancieco. and will allow him
TO return to this country. Ashford was
mixed up in the 1896 rebellion. and was
arrested on a charge OF treason. He pre-
ferred to beave the country rather than
stand trial. to return only by leave Of tins
government.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-01-14
THE HARBoR MASTER.
Did Not Win His Casa Against the
Steamer PAX Ling.

In the police court yesterday was tried
the case against Captain Allen. Of the
British steamer PAX Ling. who was re-
quested by Harbor Master John Reid to
accept his services in docking the ship
on her arrival Wednesday from Portland,
in charge of Pilot Reed. and was ap-
preaching the dock when accosted by the
harbor master. who occupied his boat IN
the stream.
The captain refused to accept the SER
vices OF the harbor master. and also de-
cilned to accept the assistar ce OF the har-
Dor master in mooring the ship to the
dock The city ordinance provides that
the owner OF a vessel who desires to have
said vessel anchored or docked within the
city limits shall request the assistance Of
the harbor master. who shall receive as
compensation for docking and mooring
vessel the sum Of so. to be paid by the
master OF the vessel
The defense in this case claimed that
the ordinance only applied 10 the case Of
a vessel which had lain at anchor IN the
harbor and desired to move TO some other
station in the harbor or TO some dock In
the harbor. and that then the harbor mas
ter's assistance should be asked and no
should receive the compensation,
The court did not pass upon the ques-
ton as to whether or not this ordinance
applied to this case. but discharged the
captain on the ground that the harbor
master had not consulted with the city
attorney prior to the time he made the
complaint The court stated that he was
unable to Determine whether or not the
harbor master had endeavortd to exceed
the duties imposed upon him b ythe or
dinance.
The position of the city attorney was
that the ordinance applied to every vessel
which came into the harbor and desired
to be moored. to be docked, or moved from
one dock to another; or from one moor
ing station to another; and that while It
was the duty of the pilots TO bring the
ship 20 the dock, the harbor masters du-
ties consisted in overseeing the Fastening
of the lines to the dock in order that the
ship may not be damaged nor the dock
damaged. He contended that 1t was dis
cretionary with the harbor master to
either offer his assistance or not; that It
was compulsory upon every master to re-
quest the harbor officers assistance; that
the har'bor masters bondsmen are held
iesponsible under the ordinance for any
breakage Of w+harfs or damage to vesseis
where the harbor master fails in his duty
and that like police regulations exist In
every port of any consequence In the
United States and foreign countries, and
that the city council had the power un-
der the charter to pass the ordinance.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-01-14
NO STARVATION,

Washington, Jan, is-Adjutant General
nrcck has a telegram from General Mer-
rlam, at Vancouver barracks. forwaniihs
A telegram from ouartermos,er Robinson
AZ Seattle, as follows;
United States Commissioner Jones 70
ports to me "a follows:
LEFT Dawson December .. No danger
OF starvation there. Captain Guyger' oil
tho steamship p, n. weare left Circle
city November 21, arrived at Dawson Do
cembcr 1. Ray and Richardson (two army
of,lcens>. were at Circle City we'll and COM
Portable when Guyger left Circle city
JOAQUIN Miller also brought the 'ame
news to Dawson regarding Ray ana
Richanlson. Tho steamship Al-Ki arriv-
ed thIs morning bringing S Klondikers'
many OF whom CONFIRM the statement OF
Jones as to the food supply"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-01-14
IN THE HOUSE.

Washington. Jan. iS.-The house today
completed the consideration of the agri-
cultural bill in committee of the whole
and then adjourned on a motion Of those
opposed 10 the printing Of another edition
OF the famous "Honse Book"
There was tho annual fight over the
question OF free seed distribution to the
farmers. but an effort to strike out the
appropriation recommending $4,000. fail
ed as usual the majority against 1t to-
day being 1856. One of the impor ant
amendments adopted provided for the In
speotion of horse meat for export purposes
in the same way that the meat Of catue
and other animals ia now inspected.