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Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21
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Sabbath srhpol 2su D. m sunday. Ala E. SpnrhaVk. Superintendent.
 Christian f.nIeavor Society. prayer meeting D. m. sunday. L. II. Wake Hrld. President
 Song service p. m. SuuduY. Mrs. rhWiuP. Orgauist.
 Prayer meeting S ?. m. Friday. Rev. C Thwing, Minister. \. T. Bennett, FL der All are invited to these services. Seats Free.
 Services for natives. Sunday, lIa m. and 1. D. h., and Wednesday at 1 D. m.
Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21

The kickers and howlers seem to la bor under the belief that because d sol dier is killed in battle or sick in camp and unprovided with all the comforts of home, somebody has committed a grievous wrong. We venture to say that there has never been a war in the history of the world in which soldiers have had such an easy time and been so well clothed, fed and cared for as have ours in the war just ended, and yet there has never been such roar sent up by the kickers and howlers.-Gay- lord (Kan) Herald.
Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21

Governor-John c. Brady private secretary. Mrs Gertrude Knapp.
 [. S. JudRe-C. x Iohusnu.
 |. <. Attorney Burton r.. Bennett. Assistant District Attorney Alfred J. Daly.
 District Clerk-Albcrt D. Elliott.
 Deputy Clerk-Naltah D. McNair. T S. Murshal-1 NJ. Shuup.
 Surveyor Grucral-W. l.. pistin.
 Rerisfer-luhn N. Dudley.
 Receiver Roswell Shelly.
 Court lnterprcter-Gcorge kostro- metinuH. l.., Commissioners-C W Futile, Sitka; John | O=trauder. Juneau; K. NJ. Jack son. Fort Wruugel, l.. R. Woodward, Unalaska. Phillip Gallagher, kadiak; John L. Smith, pyea. W. ]. Jones, Cir cle City; Chas. Il. 1sham, Uuga.
 Deputy Marshals-N. \. AcNalr, Sitka; Edward $. Staley, Juneau; W. D. Grant. Fort Wrangel. j. Mcdonald, Douglas: Edward (. Hasey, kadiak; Lewis l.. Bowers, Uuga; J. G Blaine, Unalaska: II. j. Mclnnis, Skaguay; John Cudihee, Circle City; -. Shook, Dyca.
 Deputy Internal Revenue Collector W. (. Pedlar.
 Educational Agent-Sheldon Jackson Assistant Agent-William Hamilton. Supt. of Schools-W. \. Kelly.
Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21
CUSTOMS OFFICERS.
Cnllnctnr-.I. ". lXeY.

Collector-J. W. lvey.
 Special Deputy-W. F. Mcbride.
 Deputy and Inspector-Wm. Mill more and C. l.. Andrews.
 Deputy Collectors-Joseph Arment, Fort Wrangel: E. NJ. NanSlyok, Mary island; W. C. Thomas, Kadiak; G. W. Caton. Cooks Inlet; T. E. Holmes, Ka- riuk: J. F. Sinnot, Unga; J. P. Word, Unalaska: E. T. Hatch, St. Michaels; Chas. Smith, Circle City; John C. Ten ny, Juneau.
 Inspectors at Juneau-Loring K. Ad- ans. Harry Minto and John k. Auldin.
 Inspectors at Fort Wrangel, Edward Hofsted. $. l.. Adams, Geo. J. Smith, l.. l.. Hunter, Wm. Denny.
 Inspectors Atioat-J. $. Slater, $. r. Hodges. l.. H. Lovejoy, Edgar Grim.
Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21
She Married Him Anyhow.

\ convict at French penal settle ment, wEo was undergoing life sen teuce, desired to marry female con vict, such marriages being of common occurrence. The governor of the col ony offered no objections. but the pries t proceeded to cross-examine the prison CT.
 Did you marry in France?n
 "les,' he said.
 And your wife is dead?"
 No"
 Then must decline to marry you. You must produce evidence that your wife is dead"
 TheJc was a pause, and the bride prospective looked anXiously at the would he groom. Finally he said:
 Il can prove that my former wife is dead"
 "How?"
 Il was sent here for killing her r'
 And the bride accepted him not standing.-Pearson's Weekly.
Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21

Prank C ferk. the sHeet singer uf thr Nea Hhatenm Hla1r has betu ere# atrd port laureate and fhym strr eStra ordinary of Che Washington state Press Association The appointment meets with our distinguished apprbhation Teck is pnet of modest mien. and that's probably the only meun thing that can hp said about him When he starts out to merrily gam bol around in the realms of poesy he Is as effective as the deuce-iu two-spot hand. Some of his pieces are full of sing, soul and snort, and the depth and pathos Of the thusuess are only equallcd by the rare graspness of the touchful moreso. One of the brightest gems from Franks l-ply. variegated imagination is an tn published but beautiful thing entitled "rhe Low kerplunk of the Wari. Toad He showed it to us one day back of the fire hall in old Sehome and We were SO moved that we have kept on moving more or less ever since. As near as we can rememb from here the first few lines of this -entraneing piece ran
 %. listen to the singful toad
 A he Easps great gobs of song.
 And gleefully jumps cross the county rOud,
 And jumps back again ere long
 Again he flung another rich and fan ciful pgan to a gulping and eXpectant world. 1t was dedicated to the Noon, sack River" and fragments of it ran as per thus:
 Sweet Nooksack river. wild and free
 The juiciest stream ever see And these are only snatches written with stub pencil, but yelling up from an uncorked heart. The Washington Press Association have secured peach for poet. Aside from ourselves and Col. Day there is probably not another man this side of Steilacoom who can jerk out such deep, resonant, taleful. triple-tongue verse, cut to any size and built to fit any mood or circumstance. Fellows like us-so full of pure and noble poetic inspiration and lofty, yet tender, not to say frail, fancies-are pretty blame seldom.-Skagit County lWash.j Times.
Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21

Customs Inspector Denny is now on duty in Dyea, nights. MT. Denny was formerly located at Fort Wrangel, but since that would be railroad town has fallen by the wayside, he has been transferred to live Alaskan city, Dyea Press.
 Easy now, Friend Russell. When a good man is wanted for anything, Fort Wrangel is the place to find him.
Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21

The government is constructing a one-company garrison building at Dyea. Contractors have been engaged and a ground selected across the river from the present location of the camp. This would indicate that the troops will be retained in Alaska for some time to come and that company B of the l4th U. $. infantry are in for it. The new buildings will include a hospital and officers quarters.-Dyea Press.
Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21

The commission appointed to arrange position to act with promptitude The condition of the people of the island calls for the very earliest amelioration. The presence of the American commis. sioners in Havana will no doubt have the effect of opening up better commu- nication, and we shall be able to form a more correct idea of what is actually transpiring, Notwithstanding the ces- sation of hostilities, the Spanish au- thorities have been absolutely in con trol, and there is no reason to suppose that they have been any too merciful to the unfortunate natives.-P.,I.
Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21

It is, of course, out of the question, but it is almost unfortunate that the commission appointed by the presi- dent to investigate the administration of the war department could not have included some officers of other coun- tries. The criticism of foreign officers has been much more generous than that by many of our own newspapers and they would view the situation sole ly as profes 3ional men with indepen- dent eXperier 'a and without any sus- picion of political bias. To those of us who have long advocated an increase in the standing army and a reorganiza- tion of our reserve forces there seems little to condemn. The wonder is that in the hurry of creating from raw ma terial an army of 10000 men with not more than handful of officers trained to military duty, more mistakes, and much more serious mistakes, were not made-P.-I
Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-21
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY OF ALlsgA.
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1898-04-27
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2 Here are the resolutions upon which the House
yand Senate have at last agreed
ResoLOed, BY the Senate and House of Rep
s reSentatives of the United States of America in
d congress assembled,
Y |. That the people of the Island of Cuba are
2 and OF right ought to be free and independent
z. Thatit is the duty of the United States to-
i demand and the Government of the United States
5 does hereby demand that Spain at once renoulsh
@lts authority and Government in the island of
Cuba, and withdraw its land and naval forces from
= Cuba and Cuban waters
B. That the President of the United States be
and he hereby is directed and empowered to use the
3 8entTe land and naval forces of the United States
and 20 call into actual service of the United States
the militia of the several States to such an extent
as may be necessary to carry these resolutions into
effect.
y A. That the United States hereby disclaims anv
3dSposltlon or intention to exercise soveregnty in
rlsdctlon or control sai6 island except for the
paclllcation thereof, and asserts its determination
when that is accomplished, to leave the govern
ment and control of the island to It's people.
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Ksnoys Y. NJ. C. a. Notes.

There will be meeting in Az
sernbly Hall, this place. under the
direction Of the Y M. 9. a. for
railroad men and their families
next Sunday at $3.50 r. m La
dies invited. The meeting will be
held by Rev. Geo. Gadsby. Every
body cordially welcomed Song
service and short address.
Member are coming in and the
rooms are filling up, all Of which
60 20 prove that the men of Ken
ova know a good thing when they
see if.
The roll Of honor which in this
case means the msmbsrship list il
swelling daily. Keep % up>
The "war fever" has not intor
ferad with ihs interest shown by
our railrood msa for lhs s. " O.
A
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1898-04-27
WHY IT Is POPULAR.

The Chesapcnke e ohio leads ali roro,ett.
tors in slfeiy aud luxury ~ rallvrv trtvsi.
tfA.A ia ldlf with n. pound steel rails
pHufeI are new nud built Df iron.
ir lfuped is "a model of smoothneas and
e99ilrs e1nipmeut i- now and modern
HIyA System BIAS been rofuni.fnd
All ifF through trains are rr.ftf...I..f
steam. WIN
,Aii its through trains are lighted win
D. nmiied trains are the bs,d.,-,o.,
e,5 ,t tiuipped running between TIE Easl
lts Famous 9 r.. ". Limited runs soiii ,..
tween liuclu natf. washington and rru-
lyIAt Ntln altman kiesperg 10 anI from
lexington aud Louisville
lt new Waaniu rt0u and gf L onfe rfs,rt,.t
ttn- ~ ,ila ~ l"fen Cincinnati and washing
700 WIN fulilunu sInaunra To aud from l..
dlnnapuIis and ST. r.puft
liH dluiuR cars ron through batvaeu Cfr.
cinnHHf walui iufIOu, Baltimore PM adrI
pnla an1 View YORK, and the service is un.
ID bas p complete new Pullman ves,fhet..,
America f
.Itisthe only line between the We, ..e
the nations Capital equipped a. above
ny fun. lnfpufn me grandesf mountain.
lire. ~ etn'n scenery east of she Rocky
Be reaches more points ofhirforto lpt.,.-,
tnau ANY other line ln a faafin4
lt reaches Che great 1atiiedeids of vff rir
70 5gaches tho great coal sud iron asias n,
. T.esehss the great cities of ihe s,., and
u reaches TIE place 700 ufsb.io ss..t
~ A ine read fof rou io ioee
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1898-04-27
IN THE TOLLS.
The parson U. S. Marshal Takes In
Some Ugly Specimens OF
the Moonshlnsr Va
Tlatv,
Huntington Herald, Aprll n.

Huntington Herald. Aprilis
Saturday evening Deputy u. s..
Marshal William Bartram, usually
known as the Parson marshal. ar.
nved in the city with Tom Wylcy
from near Dunlow, Wayne county.
who is charged with illIcitly engag- =
ing in the liquor sale Wyley.
though young man is typical
mouutaineer, being built ON the red
fox order and should he get short
distance in the lead in an effort to
escape nothing short of n railroad
locomotive would be able TO outwind
him. When taken by the marshal
he had ON his person big gun
which bore evidences Of being as
savage as its owner. Wylcy will
have hearing before u. 5. Com
missioner Bryan this evening.
nor BoYLFs ~ JAZZ.
BY far, however, the most noted
sinner Of them all il Bob Boyles,
whose home is in the neighborhood
of East Lynn. lie has been defy.
ing the authorities for the past six
years. Even the Vinsons while
serving as marshals, who knew every
foot Of the ground over which
Boyles roamed, and whose daring
and bravery is unsurpassed, were un.
able to apProhend Boyles. BY a
rare good luck the Parson marshal
dropped onto him last Friday night
and getting the ''drop" on him made
his captore and successfully landed
him IN the Wayne jail where be
will remain till the meeting Of the
L. $. court at Charleston. Tn,
capture Of Boyles il regarded as one
Of the most successful feats toward
breaking up the illicit moonshininq
business that has been performed
for many a day.
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The Time for Patriotism.

The following from the Syracuse
Standard, has the right ring about
II and we heartily and truly endorse
every utterance in il:
stop talking Of your President
as II you were Spaniard who hated
him. If you are a loyal citizen Of
the United States you ought 70 be
Tor your country and for your Presi-
dent. IL would be simply mira
Gle II the President could bs iB
agreement on any subject with the
whole population, but standing ~
he does the symbol Of the counsry's
hopes, IL is seditious 10 spirit, II not
in law, 20 discredit his motives.
This is the time for every American
10 be a patriot DO not mistake
sanguinary biuster, cannon-voiced
botnbast for patriotism. DO not
translate into fbald Euglish the
braggadocia that originates In Spain.
Let the yellow fag Of Spain and the
yellow journalism Of Hearst have q
monopoly Of this business. Believe
that WIN. Mckinley, though You
differ from him, is ~ honest a. you
are, and az willing 70 srpend mill
lions and she'd blood. and that above
and beyond everything else be is an
American, a soldier and a Christian.
stop talking OF your President - II
you were a Spaniard.7
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1898-04-27

On Tuesday evening Of last week, a,
after hearing that the Cuban res.
oiutions had passed Congress, the
patriotic citizens Of this place
got up an anti-Spanish demonstra-
tion. a large crowd Of men and
boys headed by the Ceredo Brass
Band paraded around two Of the
most central blocks 10 town. Tie
air was filed with cheers for Nc
kinley, Lee and Foraker a halt
was called at the Pricbard building
and cries for . speech vas respond
ed 20 by Capt. Willis who vas fair.
iy enthused with patriotism and
made a ringing speech. The old
warrior, although weakened in body
still has the courage Of his younger
days and bis advice % the Young
men WAS 20 stand by the old Hao
and downtrodden humanity.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1898-04-27

As passenger train No. 9 on tho
Ohio River Railroad was going
through Central City ON the morn
ing Of the 10th, at 7:45 o'clock two
loose box cars camo down the G. IL
O. switch and struck the Ohio Riv-
or tram at the 18th street crossing:
The result was the smoking car OF
the passenger train was completely
upset aud showed over the embank-
ment. The box cars were loaded
with lumber, one Of which was
turned over and wrecked.
AZ it happened there was only
one person in the smoker at the
time of the accident except Con
ductOr Wooften--C ar Inspector
l.. Il Mendenhall They wero
both considerably bruised. but
not seriously injured. The passen-
ger train was in charge OF o. III.
Wooften, conductor; John Ingram,
engineer aud G.. w. Nuckles, FIRE
upu. The passengers in the car adj
joing the smoker were badly fright
ened, but none were injured,
A. the track was in no way IN
jured the passenger train was only
DELAYED a lttle over an hour.
We are not informed as TO who
was to blame but IL was occasioned
by tho box-cars-as before men
toned breaking loose from some
one who was shifting cars ON the
c. IL .. siding and colliding with
the Ohio River tain, az stated
above.
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KENOVA NEWS.
Late Items From Our
Sister City.

Reporter
Mr.. Geo. Sutherland was vis
tor to Huntington "Wednesday.
Engineer Carnan, who has been
very sick for sorue time, il some
better.
Mr.. McClslleu, of this city, IA IN
very poor health and ~ thinking OF
going south.
J. J. limerick, Of the Kentueky
Democrat, was here on business
last Tuesday.
Mr.. J. r. Spindle, Of Washing
ton, d. c., - dong some important
work for the Kenova Association.
Geo. Lumley, Of this place. has
been employed in The delivery de-
partment at r. w Embrey's store,
Ceredo.
The knights of Pytbias At tbi.
place are expectinga a call from GOV.
Atkinson and are still receiying vol
untecrs.
The Odd Fellows Of Irontou. o
will give ball next Tuesday even
ing 4 number will attend from
this place.
Mr. spangler, traln dispatcher
has been giving Instructions tbe
last few day 20 "a large number of
\. q w. employees on the new
book Of rules.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1898-04-27

If you want new Sewing Ma.
chine cheap, call a. this oeace.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1898-04-27

God aisss orr natfsa fan6f
firu msy srs over sfsnl.
1hr.afh Storm ard aiarf.
Wuau thf Winds aud teuirssfs rave
Haisf ~ wind sa1 sare.
nr fl1u cor c0nntrF save
~ fhr great uirht
~ hsr orr prayers fhFn rlss
Iu aod aooFs fae sFIrsl
0In HIn ~ aaif.
Iuou Uho arl ever nlaa
ouerilns ufth erfcnfal eye
IT, lee 1.o4d ae cry
ao1 save irs STATE
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1898-04-27

MRS WlN9LOWH aOOTHTNg avprp
has been used FOR over nffy vaara fr r..f.
ipDa % m0ihefs fof their children rfna
lfat yiut Ffth perfect success. re eooffss ~
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fhtrt. it VII relieve tne poor lnfIs su4.re1
lml rl ltteir sod ~ Dfrgsis. ID ave.
tif. iie sure and ass Tor aNra rtr-s,-,i. Z.
7oy'hns syrup" sod take ~ ether Eisd.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1898-04-27

J " Lester was called % rhaek-
or This week on account Of the III
ness of bis son, Who ras crippled
on the y g w ny short time
ago The young man IL reported 70
be- getting better G.. X Cum, q
Ceredo, has been fl!iDg Mr Testers
place ~ fhe puilD staliDn al Ken0va.
daung Mr Testers absence. Ken
oya Reporter
Since the Reporter ras pnblished
che std news reached this place that
the unfortunate yoang man vas
deal rs body Wa buried iu
Browne Hiil Cemetery, shis place,
last Saturday
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1898-04-27

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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1898-09-22
AVOIDING COLDS.
EettinE Heated In Changeable Wealth
er Ii Something 20 he Care-
fully Avoided.

Avoiding colds is an art which should
be acquired, by every individual, as 1t
usually requires only proper precau-
tions. Colds are often the result OF
some condition of the constitution, or
manner of living, or lack of mental
hygiene. In the latter case, people
frequently encourage colds by expect
Ing and looking for them every time
there is change Of atmospheric In
duence, such as often occurs daily.
Good mental resolutions and absence
of undue fear Of colds will do some-
thing towards avoiding them; but
mostly the art is secured through in
creasing the resistance Of the body.
Colds are frequently caused by
draughts of air striking sensitive por-
tions Of the body, usually the back of
the neck, abdomen, feet and legs, as
these portions are perhaps the most
susceptible. To avoid this tendency
the skin should be toughened, so that
1t will bear cold air better; this is done
by daily cold sponge bathing better
than any other way. If this habit is
taken up during the warm weather,
and kept up during the entire year, it
will do much towards exempting indi-
viduals from colds.
People who have not acquired this
resistance will have to exercise more
pains to adapt their clothing and ex-
ercise to the condition of the climate,
Getting heated in changeable weather
renders the individual very much more
susceptible to taking cold, Practical
adjustment of clothing, exercise, rest
and protection, during the seasons
when colds are prevalent, will often be
n temporary measure against taking
cold, while, on the other hand, con-
slant worry about ones inability to
adjust these conditions may be a cause
for its development,-N. Y, Ledger.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1898-09-22
HERO HAD HIS TROUBLES.
WOmnn's Care and Kindness Makes
Him Think of Cuba with
Longing.

"War is pretty bad, of course" remarked
a blue.coated man with bandage under his
coat, "but | declare, in some ways women
are as bad as Spaniards-only they kill you
with kindness instead of bullets ] came
home from Santiago with this little wound
IN my hip, and, really, can't tell you how
I've suffered since, from the women of my
family. 1t is all right, of course; this world
would be den of wild beasts without the
love and sympathy of woman--but the dear
creatures-especially those nearest to US
generally overdo it. They didn't believe my
message that was only slightly wounded,
so on my arrival was met by my wife, her
mother, two maiden aunts and a 6irl cousin,
all rallied from the four quarters of Mich.
gan and adjoining states to nurse me.
don't need any nursing worth mentioning,
but, believe me, if I've drawn long breath
in two weeks without those five women
jumping up and rushing at me. | will eat
my army blanket. IL | wink my wife says:
What is it, dear?-if move one leg, my girl
cousin springs at me with another pillow
in her hand; during the night my two aunts
wake me up to see if ! want anything; and
my mother-in-law--well, the dear soul hasn't
sat down or been to bed since came-to my
knowledge. My wound is nearly healed, and
that's a blessing for if | don't get back to
Cuba pretty soon III be ruined man. |
cnn't stand such coddling-t will make a
bloated tyrant out of me, so it will. man
needs war once in awhile to get him away
from woman--dear, loving woman-she
would make spineess infant out of him in
no time. Detroit Free Press,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1898-09-22
AosTnITHEs AvERTEp.
Nut II Took the United EFFORTS OF the
Whole Crowd 20 Prevent n
Hot Engagement.

Zone Of the liveliest brushes have wit.
ressed since the opening of hostiities,'
said one of the representatives at the re-
cent meeting Of the credit men, "took place
in a quiet New England village Of my state,
Both participants had passed their three
score years and ten, but were still vigorous
in mind and body, and especially vigoruos in
language, for both had been followers OF the
sea.
Zone of these old fellows espoused the
cause Of Spain, declaring that she had
been jumped on because she was little, and
that this country was playing the part OF
a great big bully. After they had ex-
changed hot shots for few minutes. the
champion of the government got things
to going his way by shouting that the
other fellow came honestly by his principles
and was bred traitor.
What do you mean, you old shrimp
from the advocate of Spain,
During the war with Great Britain the
British entered the harbor and burned the
town of New London, didn't theyY
"'Course they did What of it?
"Why somebody piloted them there and
when he come home his pockets was full of
British gold, paid for his dirty work, and his
neighbors, hearin' Of what he had done, got
ropes and made him an evenin' call He
scudded by the back door and never stopped
till he got to Bermuda, and he never had the
cheek to come back
What you tryin' to git atY
That there pilot was your grandpap.
And it took dozen bystauders to keep the
two old sea dogs from clinching. Detroit
Free Press.