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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
A PAPAL JEST.

When Napoleon was in Egypt, con-
versing, according to common report.
with the Sphynx. the Pope is said to
have sent the college of cardinals into
Mysteries of laughter by saying that
inaSmuch as birds of feather flock
together it was not surprising that
1.-TWO of the hardest cases known to
history should get chummy-"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Timber Culture, Final Proof Notice for
Publication. No. 1886.

United States Land Office.
Wa-Keeney, Kansas. April L. 1895
Notice Is hereby given that Jacob Knouf
has filed notice of his intention to make final
proof before Register and Receiver of the L.
s. Land office at their office in Wa-keeney.
Kansas. on Saturday, the 9TH day of May.
1885, on timber culture application No. 1866.
for the southwest quarter of section No. 80.
in township No. 10 south, range No. "a, west
of the 9th p Nj.
He names witnesses:
Hugh Tidball, of Collyer, Kansas
Robert Kirk. of Wa-keeney. Kansas.
T1ayid FindIey of MoreIand Kansas
Jabob Crank, of Hill City. Kansas.
/. T. PURCELL. Register.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

Is your child puny. peeKed' and
peevish? Does it have commissions? If
so, it has worms. WHITES CREAM
NERMIFUGE is the only safe cure.
Every bottle is guaranteed to bring
wormeS, 25c. Jones & Gibson. 3
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

1t is not what a manufacturer says
about his own medicine that cures a
patient, but what the medicine does.
BILLIARDS. HOREHOUND SYRUP does
the work and does it well. 1t cures
coughs and colds in a day. Its heal
ing, soothing and quieting. 25c. s. soc.
Jones & Gibson ;
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Dreadfully Nervous.

GENTs:-I was dreadfully nervous.
and for relief took your Karl's Glover
Root Tea. 1t quieted my nerves and
strengthened my whole Nervous Sys-
tem- | was troubled with Constipa-
tion, Kidney and Bowel trouble Your
Tea soon cleansed my system so thor
oughly that / rapidly regained health
and strength Mrs S. A. Sweet.
Hartford, Conn., Sold by Jones s. Glib
son.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Timber Culture, Final Proof-Notice
for Publication. No. 1902
United states Land Office.


Wa-keeney. Kan. March 1. 1898.
Notice IS hereby given that Levi johnson
has filed notice of intention to make final
proof before Register and Receiver of the T.
;: Land Office at his Office in Wa-keeney.
Kansas, on Monday. the 18th day of April.
1898, on timber culture application No. 1871.
for the southeast quarter of section 20. in
township 10 south. range p west.
He names Witnesses: David Kendall
and Netie a. Kendall of Hoganville- kansas;
James Walsh and Patrick j. Walsh, of Coll
yer. kansas.
/. t. PURCELL. Register
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF SCHOOL LANDS
OFFICE OF THE COUNTY TREASURER
ID


TREGO COUNTY.
Wa-Keeney. Kansas. March y. 1898.
Notice is hereby given that Saturday.
the 23rd day of April. 1898. between the
hours of 10 O'Clock a. m. and O'Clock d. m.
will offer for sale and sell to the highest bid
der at my office in Wa-keeney. Kansas. the
following described tracts of state school
lands situated in the County of Trego. and
State of Kansas. tO-wit:
The northeast quarter of the southwest
quarter of section 70 township Is south.
range - west. Appraised valuation. $500
per acre.
The northwest quarter of the southwest
quarter of section 26. township u. South b..
range - west Appraised valuation, 50 20
per acre
quarter of section p. township Is south.
range - west Appraised valuation. $500
per acre
Witness my hand this 23rd day of March.
1898.
t. r. MOORE.
County Treasurer
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Timber Culture, Final Proof-Notice
for Publication No. 1901.

Wa-Keeney. Kan. March IA. 1893.
- Notice is hereby given that John Bell
has filed notice of intention to make final
proof before Register and Receiver of .. $
Land Office at their office in Wa-Keeney.
Kansas. Saturday the 23rd day of
April. 1898. timber culture application
No. 13267. for the northwest quarter of sec
tion No. 4, in township No. 10 south. range
No. "a west of the 9th =. NJ.
He names as witnesses:
Matthias Mccoy. Abraham L. Mcclure. ia
cob Lloyd. Leland, Kansas; John j. Drum
mond. Wa-Keeney. Kansas
|. 7. PURCELL, Register
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

There is no pain or discomfort when
TABLERE'S BUCKEYE PILE OINTMENT
is used. 1t relieves that itching in
creased by scratching 1t is prepared
with scientific accuracy and profess
sional knowledge, and is the kind that
cures blind. bleeding. itching and pro-
truding Piles with no pain or loss of
time. Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
II. F. OGDEN. NJ. d.

Bronco Pete.-We lynched ex-As-
sembiyman Bigyap las night. The
critter spoke Ter most two hours. too,
fore we swung him off.
Grizzly Dan.-Was MT it terrible
tedious?
Bronco Pete-Oh, motor whilst
he WIZ speakin, we wuZ a-lynchiug'
tn Teller tibet asst him eff he he'd any
thin ter say.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
A PESSIMIST.

Mr.. Long.-I'se clean 'losed to de
annexation OBJ Cuba.
Mr.. Little.-I dunno. i t'ink deb is
noah cullud folks down dere dan dey
is whites.
Mr.. Long-Dat's jest it. Dem Dem
ocrat ballot-box suffers 'u'd have de
place goin' Democratic eb'ry time.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
THEIR IDEA OF pRoHIBITIoS

Parehed Drummer in Kansas Can
I-ah,-get drink in this town.
stomach trouble and-er-h' mall
that. you know.
Iandiord--Sure thing: as easy as
rollin' off from a creased log. i reckon
there Is more whiskey prohibited here
than in any other town of this size in
the state.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Timber Culture Final Proof Notice for Pub
LEGATION. No. 11Q5O.
United States Land Office.

United States Land Office.
Wa-Keeney. Kansas. March 23. 1893
Notice is hereby given that Leavitt s. My
erly, has filed notice of intention to make
final proof before Register and Receiver of
the u. 5. Land Office at Wa-Keeney. Kansas,
on Saturday. the 30th day of April. 1898, on
Timber Culture Application No. 1000. for
the northwest quarter of section No IS in
township No. Il south. range No. "a west.
file names witnesses:
Charles Shinquin. John G. Neuenschwan-
der. Willard Rhule. Christ Teller, all of Coll
yer. Kansas.
/. T. PURCELL. Register.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
WITH CLOSED DOOR.

She.-I-m learning a lovely skirt
dance, but of course l don't let any
one see me. l practice in room all
by myself.
He.-Ah, / see You follow the
Australian ballot system.-Detroit
Free Press
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
HIS INABILITY.

Red-Nosed Drummer lin Kansas
drug storel--Please give me some
thing for the hiccoughS.
Druggist.-Sorry. sir. but the Pro-
hibitionists are watching me SO close
Just now that / can't sell it at all.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Timber Culture. Final Proof Notice
for Puhlicdfion-No. 1860.
United States Land OF


Wa-keeney. Kansas A pril > 1898.
Notice is hereby given that Charles II.
Benson has filed notice of intention to ma Ike
final proof before Register and Receiver of
u s Land Office at Wa-keeney. Kansas, on
Saturday. the 14th day of May. 1898. ON tim
her fulture applicafion No I4laS for the
southwest quarter of section No. ~. in town
ship No. Is south. range No. - west
He names witnesses:
Elias Burns. Reuben Burns William
CaSkey, Charles Wheeler; all of Ogallah.
L. t PURCELL Register.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Have You Had the Grip7

If you have, you probably need a re-
liable medicine like Foley's Honey
and Tar to heal your lungs and stop
the racking cough incidental to this
disease. Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
HOPE DEFERRED.

First Officeseeker. = Will they do
anything for you?
Second Officeseeker-Well, / have
an assurance that when Cuba is an
nexed / am to be appointed United
States Marshal for the District of Pi
mar del Rio.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
JINGo INTERPRETATION.

Uncle Zach.-I'm no lingo, / b'lieve
w'd orter remember what Washing
ton said about ayoidin' alliances an
sech.
Uncle Zeke.-That's right. What
he meant was that we could sail in
alone any time an whip all creation.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Redbud. Gordon Co. G

BEGGS MFG. Co.
Please send by express at once one
dozen Beggs' Blood Purifier. 1t is the
most wonderful medicine l ever tried
for Scrofula. Jones & Gibson.
S. r. TAYLOR.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Salt Lake CITY. Utah
BEGGS MFG. Co.

BEGGS MFG. Co.
As a general thing l am down on all
kinds of patent medicines. but am
happily disappointed after trial of
Beggs' Cherry Cough Syrup among my
customers and patients. 1t relieves
all throat and lung difficulties at once.
Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

That dark brown taste and horrid
breath you have in the morning is
caused by an inactive liver Some
medicines relieve for while: others
for few days. but Herbine cures.
Jones s. Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

For Consumption take Karl's Glover
Root Tea, the great Blood Purifier.
Cures Headache, NerS BUSINESS, Erup-
tions on the face, and makes the head
clear as bell. Sold by Jones & Glib
son.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
SURPRISED.

She.-There were only fifty-siX
signers of the Declaration of indie
pendence.
Lord Ninkumpupe.-How very re-
markable, In England, doncherknow.
you can get thousands of signatures to
almost any sort of document.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Recipes For [ G CURIOUS Gid Inc Bilious, Good
Tor Body Gld soul.

The rain falls on the just and un-
just. Beggs' Cherry Cough Syrup cures
a Cold. Asthma. and LaGrippe caught
in rain or shine. We keep it. Jones
Il Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
boy WANTED

''It's your wife at the telephone"
said the Office boy.
Tell her I'm out for the after
noon.''
''He says to tell you he's out for the
afternoon, Num- - Detroit Free
Press.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

Leeds. Were you ever troubled
with stage fright"
Isarnes.-Once-in a Western town
where every man carried a gun.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
AFTER THE EXPERIENCE MEETING.

Deacon Brown think there ought
to adopt the fiye-minute rule at eX-
perience meetings.
Elder Smith.-That's right, Some
of those sinners seemed to think they
We're in the United States senate.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

Cartarrh Cured. A clear head and
sweet breath secured with Shiloh's
Catarrh Remedy: sold on guarantee.
Nasal injector free. Sold by Jones s.
Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

Your hair can be saved. Beggs' Hair
Remover will do it as it acts directly
on the scalp and hair follicals. The
effect is wonderful and permanent.
Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
A BEACON OF HOPE.

To those afflicted with Kidney o
Bladder Diseases is Foley's Kidne
Cure. Guaranteed. Jones & Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
A PARAGON.
he graduating girl.

Hail to the graduating girl,
She's Sweeter far. than some:
For while she speaks she talks no
slang
And chews no chewing gum.
Washing Star.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

BeggS' German Salve is cure for
Piles. No matter how bad the case
might be. They relieve at once,
Scalds. Old Sores, Burns, Eczema,
Tumors, etc. Sold by Jones & Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
A LIFE FOR SOC.

Many people have been cured o
Kidney Diseases by taking soc bot
tie of Foley's Kidney Cure. Jones
Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
LOOKING FORWARD.

First Convict.-My term II be up
about the same time as McKinley'S
Second Convict.-Well,I S'pose both
of youSe III be candidates fer another
term.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
Glad Tidings to Asthma Sufferers

FOley'S Honey and Tar gives quit K
& Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS.

''You say" said the Sultan, ''that
our navy is in bad shape?"
every bad. Your Majesty" replied
the naval expert: ''some of the ships
couldn't move if you gave them
bonus or a silver service"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

Rev. S. III. Jones. Tacoma, WASH,
says: Il have suffered for years with
constipation and Indigestion. Ore
bottle of BeggS' Little Giant Pills re-
lieved me entirely" Jones s. Gibson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

First Politician.-Don't you know
what it means to nominate Il man by
reclamation?
Second Politician course / do,
1t s when there's no kickerS and
everybody shouts for the boss man.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

Woman" said the lecturer. lis
pure gold"
''Y es...' interrupted a thoughtful
man in 4 rear seat: money talks,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

KIDNEY Diseases or are an is sss nsss fatal
Foley's Kidney Cure guaranteed
remedy or money refunded. Jones &
Gibson
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

DIR. Cady's Condition Powders, arc
just what a horse needs when in bac.
condition. Tonic, blood purifier and
vermifuge- They are not food but
medicine and the best in use to put g
horse in prime condition. Price p
cents per package
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
VERY UNPOPULAR.

Gummey.-The European concert
reminds me of some performers of
classical music.
Glanders.-In what way?
Gummey.-It refuses to play any
thing popular.
BILLIARDS. SNOW LINIMENT cures
rheumatism. Neuralgia, Headache,
Sick Headache, Sore Throat, Cuts,
Sprains. Bruises. Old Sores Cornes,
and information. The most penetrat-
ing Liniment in the world. Try it, SOC
Jones & Gibson. 3
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16
letter, sa1t-Isheu1n and Eczema.

The intense itching and smarting, Incl
dent to these diseases, is instantly allaye6
by applying Chamberlain Eye ant
Skin Ointment Many very bad case:
have been permanently cured by it, ]
is equally efficient for itching piles an6
a favorite remedy for sore nipples.
chapped hands. chiiblains frost bite:
and chronic sore eyes. % cts er box.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1898-04-16

J. H. Newbern, NJ. D.. of White
field. one of the foremost doctors in
the Indian Territory, writes: Il have
commended and sold Beegss Blood
Purifier for the past five years and am
pleased to say it has no equal in any
blood medicine that | have ever
tried Jones * Gibson
Sharp County record., 1898-02-18
DAIRY, STABLE AND PEN.

No cow makes rich milk on
poor fed and light weight. A
good dairy COW is rarely fat but
she should be strong and Wig
orous and be fed a ration that
furnishes vital force and plenty
of muscle. Such a COW will tui n
the fat in her feed to cream.
Farm horses should be given
an opportunity to exercise. II
there is no lot convenient turn
them loose in a field and let them
have a run every fair day. This
keeps their digestion good and
their muscles firm.
1t is impossible to maintain the
fertility of a farm without keep
ing live stock enough to eat all
the hay, straw and course grain
produced on it. No one denies
this but a good many do not prac-
tice it.
The farmer must make money
by selling at a profit. He cannot
get profitable prices unless he
produces the best. There is no
money in average crops or aver
age stock.
There is no money to be made
by trying to winter live stock
cheaply. Better give them a
plentiful ration and keep them
from falling off between fall and
spring.
A Nebraska feeder sold his
sheep at a price that brought 60
cents for the corn he fed them.
Farmers in other states might do
the same thing.
Give less corn and more br an
and clover hay to the COWS. A
cow that gets fat while in milk is
not being fed properly or is not
worth keeping.
The Wisconsin experiment sta
ton has decided that 100 pounds
of sweet whey is worth 7 cents
when fed to a calf.-Farmer's
Voice.
Sharp County record., 1898-02-18
TWELVE REASONS.

The St. Louis Republic
gives a dozen good reasons
why newspaper readers should
read this paper. Here they ar e
l. The Republic IS the grea
est newspaper published.
3 1t has a cable news service
over the entire civilized world.
which no other st. Louis paper
can secure.
3. Special correspondents in
all the large cities and capitals
Of Europe.
4. News Bureau in New York
City and Washington, D. G.
s. Special correspondence in
7. Publishes daily the mark
ct reports Of theworld.
8. Issues a magnificent color
ed magazine cover with the
Sunday paper.
9. More 1otedwiterS I'll ar
lists contribute TO the Republic
than any other paper.
10. Issues an unequaled four
page comic with each Sunday
paper free.
II. Publishes pages of inter
est and value to wOmankind.
II. Its 10'cent Dress Pattern
Department is the most popular
featrre ever introduced DIV a
every city and town inth 9 Wes.
tern Uuited States.
9. Member Of the Associated
Press, the greatest news gath
.erer in the world.
snewspaper. Thousands patro-
snize it.
The daily and Sunday st.
louis Republic is 6 dollars a
year, 3 dollars for six months
and 1,50 for TIN eemonths. The
Twicea- Week Republic is /
doll aa year-!04 papers, two
each week.
Sharp County record., 1898-02-18
THE SUNSHINE GIRL.

A fast young man decided to
make a young lady a formal
offer of his heart and hand-all
he was worth-hoping for cor
dial reception. He cautiously
pre- faced his declaration with a
few questions, for he had no
intentions of throwing himself
away Did she love him we'll
enough to live in a cottage with
him. Was she a good cook?
Did she think it a wife's duty to
make a home happy? Would she
consult his tastes and wishes
concerning her associates and
pursuits in life? Was she econ
omical? Could she make her own
clothes, etc.
The young lady said that
before she answered his question
she would assure him of some
negative virtues she possessed.
She never drank, smoked or
chewed; never owed a bill to her
laundress or tailor; never stayed
out all night playing billiards;
never lounged on the street
corners and ogled giddy girls:
never stood in with the boys for
cigars and wine suppers.
"Now," said she, rising indigant-
ly, 81 am assured by those who
know, that you do all these
things, and it is rather absurd for
you to expect all the virtues in
me, while you do not possess any
yourself. | can never be your
wife," and she bowed him out
and left him on the cold door
step, a madden if not wiser man,
Journal.
Sharp County record., 1898-02-18
Memphis Route.
Kansas City, IT. Scott \
Memphis R. R.

The best line to Kansas City, the
West and Northwest. Palace
Sleeping Cars and Reclining Chair
Cars seats free] on all through
trains. Entire equipment first
class. Close connections at Union
Depot, Kansas City. The only
line with through service from the
West to the South and Southeast.
Entire tram runs through from
Kansas City to Birmingham Ala,
and to New Orleans, Send tor
map and timetable folder. Write
for Illustrated papers and pamph'
let's, with county map, descrlp
tive OF Missouri, Kansas and Ark
ansas, mailed free. Address
j. z. LOCKWOOD,
J. J. Fletcher,
Traffic Manager,
ansas City.
Sharp County record., 1898-02-18
A LITTLE MONEY

n vested in the great Lead and
Zine mining region Of Missouri and
Kansas .Galena, Empire City,
Joplin, Webb City, Cartervlllp-.is
very likely to make you a fortune,
That is u common experience in tins
rich inning section. New mineral
strikes are being made dnlv
Good mineral lands are vet chpap
No other mines Of any character
offer 50 sure road To wealth.
The Kansas City, Fort Scott and
Memphis railroad Is the ouIy hoe TO
az ot these great mining camps,
FOR map and time table folder, ad.
dress,
j. E. LOCKWOOD,
Gen1 Pass'r Agt.,
NanSaS City, Mo
Sharp County record., 1898-02-18
PERVERTED PROVERBS.

The rock of ages-the cradle.
Presumption is q hot'house
plant.
Tools kept in constant use
never corrode.
Discipline is the handspring Of
a correct life.
Incidence and independence
never coalesee.
False modesty is a pretender to
an empty throne.
"a stitch in time" may save a
patch in eternity.
Even a dull woodman knows
the value of sharp ak.
A mans weak spot is usually
about the size of a dollar.
The habit of borrowing is one
way of collecting misery.
He who pays his debts always
has enough left to ride.
A butterfly is natures tribute
to the possibilities of life.
Genius never attempts to break
rock with q tack hammer.
The really strong never attempt
to conceal their weakness.
Exchanging time for pastime
leaves the profit all on one side.
Success does not depend upon
finding what some one has lost.
Simplicity gives the modest
coloring to a transparent charac-
ter.
One who controls his will has
his only real property we'll in
hand.
Attaining to manhood is but
exchanging the model for the
machine.
Sel6shness comes TO the front
in time OF need only when draft.
cd.
The man who invents q substi-
tute for ajrsastles will be entitled
Sharp County record., 1898-02-18
Snapshots In South
MISSOURI"

Is q magnificent hook of SIXTY or
more pho'o>engraved views OF
varied scenery Iii South Missouri.
From these views an accerate
knowledge can be obtained as to
the productions and general
topo graphy OF that high'y'favored
section thatis now attracting IN"
attention of home>se. kers and IN
vcs.ors the country over.
Address J. E. LOCKWOOD,
G. p. A. Memphis Route,
Kansas City, Mo.
Sharp County record., 1898-02-18

A Kansas editor in announce
ing the arrival of a new baby at
his home says: 1--WE would not
take $4,000 for this one nor give
fifty cents for another one. ."-Ex,