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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
o ELlvERlNc LETTERS ON sTILTs.
Post1ncn Who Are Compelled to Adop
This Method of Locomotion.

Postncn Who Are Compelled TO AdopS
This Method of Locomotion.
The modern postman has been
mounted on IL bicycle, has been given
II horse to ride, sometimes horse
draws him about, but the queerest of
all methods of locomotion of postmen
is that which is utilized in France,
where men of letters-and papers
move about On stills.
It is not meant that all the French
postmen make their rounds in this
fashion. Only those who serve the
country and the postoffice officials
through the great stretch of land that
lies between Bordeaux and Bayonno
nre so distinguished. All this land is
covered by a growth of gorse and
broom which makes walking very diff
cult matter. The postmen, however,
have found that there is a way to rem
der it much easier for themselves and
that is by taking stills.
10 walk about in this fashion is not
rs easy as walking on ones feet in the
ordinary way. The stills are fastened
to the feet of the postmen, and are not
unlike those with which the small boy
makes annual detours. To stand still
any length of time on them is of course
impossible without support, and so o
pole is carried, in much the same way
that the yeoman once lugged about his
quarter staff. On this pole the post
man leans when he wishes to rest, and
in this way manages to get along very
comfortably.
There is ano5he- proposition to faco
when winter comes, as of necessity
the stills sink deeply into the snow,
and this makes walking very diff
cult matter This the genius of the
postman has proved sufficient to over
come. He accomplishes his under
taking with the aid of thin wooden
skate, with which he skins along tho
surface of the snow and ice without
sinking at all. It is by no means nm
easy matter to balance ones self tied
to the knees. What then must be the
effort of skating on stills?
. This French postman makes re-
markable speed as he shuffles and
glides about from one place to anoth-
er. Oftentimes the routo which one
man has to travel on foot in this fash
ion includes moro territory than
Greater New York possesses. The
skates, therefore, instead of being a
hindrance and a danger, really MAKO
this work easier, and the postman in
the Landes, as this queer tract of
country is called, rejoices at the COM
ing of winter, for he realizes that his
task will become considerable per-
centage lighter.
Clad in his capote, or sheenskin
cloak, he scurries about over the coun-
try until he has been everywhere that
his duty calls him. Sometimes post
men of neighboring territory meet
him and challenge his heetness, the
result being tourney.
Many of the postmen who follow
this method of transportation are said
to make as SS2d time rs most Icop)o
would with aAorse and buggy.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Tho "I,cake Dole OF Bread -

The most curious charity in New
York, and one which savors of medi-
eYal times, is, perhaps, the one
known rs the ''Leake Dole of Bread. "
For over one hundred years weekly
distribution of bread has taken place
at st. Johns Chapel, Varick street,
one of the Trinity parish churches.
John Leake, who was one of the
founders of the Leake and Watts
Home for Children, left $4,000, the in
terest to be spent in purchasing b cad
for poor women. This buys about
four thousand loaves of bread week.
New York Tribune.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Insufficient. Mcnstruat;oa

TU6UIIICIVIIK-I OItSkI LuSs0tH y.
Is sometimes caused by non -dcycicpmfn NJ
goS.t6e parts. somctimcs by obs;ructior5 IN
mouth Of vagina, and sometimes by consti.
patcd bowels, but usually results from de-
bilitatcd conditioned the system, which pFe;;
vents nature from overcoming any unusual
exposure, such as fright or getting feet vet.
Tho system and cures tho disorder, while
Dr. III. a. Simmons Liver Medicine curca
tho constipation, indigestion, loss OF nppe.
tite, pains in back, hips, head a1d IoDss
which are usually prcecat.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Mexico Rich in Precious stones.

Mexico is richly endowed with
precious stones. The opals of Quere-
faro, San Juan del Rio, and Tequis-
uuapan are famous for their changing
fires. They are found in crusts on the
calcareous rocks, which are easy to
work, and also in the granite, which
has to be blasted, and this often
breaks the gems, The opal beds ere
ere seldom more than ten Or twelve
feet below the auylsee,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
vs-e A Homeless Case.

"George. DEAR" said Mrs. Mcbride,
rs she led her husband into the par
lor, 'tI want to show you my new
lamp shade, but I am really afraid
I've made mistake. Don't you think
that the orange color in it kills the
effect OF the rest of the decorations?"
NO." replied Mr.. Mcbride, after a
critical survey of the lamp shade and
the room, "I am very sorry to say that
it doesn't. Town Topics.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
nelghborhood OF 7,5UU,UUU tons, tnl
profit of SO, 900, 600.
Country Doctors and Bad Roads.
n,l,t;n,, oe nn,,,ntr,, ,,no Il /,


Tho condition of country roads
affects the rural doctor perhaps quite
IS much rs anybody, especially as his
duties compel him to use them pretty
constantly, no matter what shape they
may happen to be IN. A Blooming
ton paper says that physician in o
small Illinois town has had life made q
burden to him by the roads over, or
rather through, which he has had to
travel. "In some places the mud IS
actually q foot-and-a-half deep. It is
at times almost impossible for horse
to get through it. Yet he has calls
to make distance Of ten miles or
mora over that kind of roads. Re
Gently he was on n good horse gallop-
ing through the mud, in spite of the
fact that, at every jump the horse
went over his ankles,-when the horse
slipped and fell. The doctor was
thrown bodily over q ditch OF water,
while tho horse went into the ditch
head first. The soft ground let both
rider and horse escape unhurt, but
they were both so covered with mud
that it was impossible to tell what
color they were. The doctor had on O
waterproof and did not get wet. He
caught the horse, mounted and went
on. II was not On unusual occurrence.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11


trouble OF tho stomach,
which was very aSeravat-
Ing. 1 had no appetite,
could not enjoy myself at
any time, and especially
was the trouble severe
when I Gwoke IN the morn
i:g. I did not know what
tho allment was, but 1t be-
came steadily worse and I
was In constant misery.
ri called In my family
physician, and he dag
nosod the case rs catarrh
OF the stomach. He pre-
scrlbed for me and I had
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
And TO Think He missed It.

GLOW was tho score?" asked Tom
my, who was sick, of his father, who
had been to see the hockey game.
"Seven black eyes, half score OF
bloody noses, a broken arm, and a
missing ear for the high school boys,
two broken shins, eight scalp wounds
and five teeth knocked out for the
Athletics"
"Great camel" sighed Tommy,
faintly.-Detroit Free Press.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Tie Age of Casdor.

The age Of candor had now come.
"Bl'eve me, sir" exclaimed the
fortune hunter ardently, 81 was drawn
to you from the moment we first met!
Be, oh, be my father-in-law!"
seReally, y faltered the millionaire,
casting his eyes sh5ly down, you
must ask my daughter I'd Detroit
Journal.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Mr. Ashnrr Pnnncrs.

'I pity the poor sailors in the
winter" said the sentimental boarder.
"Theirs is dogs life."
Exactly" said Asbury Peppers.
"They go from one bari to another. y
The laudlady's husb ID wanted to
say something about "bays," but his
wifc's eyes was on bim.-Cincinnati
ENQUIRER.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
No Excuse.

"Tbat's very nice," said the specta-
tor. "I'm glad to see those two poll
ticians go out of The room arm i'll arm,
chatting pleasantly"
"There is nothing vely extraordinary
about that"
"But from what I have read I sup
posed that they were antagonists and
rivals"
"Oh, yes; they are antagonists and
rivals. But that is no excuse for their
hating each other. They don't belong
:to3the same party - Washington Star.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Marble y,liss For n Tombstone.

An odd tombstone has been placed
in a cemetery in Lincoln, Neb: 1t
marks the grave Of James Jacobs, a
butcher, who died in 1891. The de-
ceased was of rowing disposition, SO
his father had valise modelled in
marble and placed on the grave. The
inscription, in addition to the name,
date OF birth and death, is "Here is
Where He Stopped Last"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
rhe rwentieth Century

- siath- cont kin hasin-a'a---lan
list, 1901, and end with 20o0 People did not
begin to reckon time from A. d. i, but waited
until about the 5S0th year of the Christian era.
People who begin to take the great henlth
restorative, Hostetter's Stomach Ritters, i'm
medlately after the first outbreak OF dyspepsia,
malaria, rheumatism, constipation, nervous.
ness or kidney trouble will date their cure i'm
mediatelY from then.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
The Dark Side.
clark"

clark"
In the silent watches of the night
they could plainly hear mufied foot
steps in the dining room.
"Burglars!' he exclaimed, and
covered up his head.
"Oh, Henry" she sighed, 81 wish
J. had your faculty for looking at the
bright side of things! I'm sure it's
that Jones woman come to get my
cook away from mel"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
PETS OF ONE HOUSEHOLD.
Among Them is a Shetland Pony That
Has the Run of the House.


Billie Johnson is the only pony in
the world who is household pet. Bill
lie is an imported Shetland pony which
henry d. Johnson of Soul Bend, Ind,
bought fifteen years ago for his son
Harry, wnen lne latter was baby.
Billie now boasts of seventeen years.
but he is as frolicsome as colt. He
has all the privileges usually enjoyed
never warmed himself by the fireside
or slept on the spare bed. But Billie
comes into the house, prancing gayly
up seven stairs, the click Of his small
hcofs being like hail on garret roof.
Naturally he is the banner member
Of the circus troupe which holds high;
carnival in the children's bedroom. It
Is their chief recreation in stormy
weather, and the pony, dogs, cats, pig
cons and babies furnish fascinating
program.
AS Billie is only forty-eight inches
high, he easily stands or sits on an or
dinary chair, with his front feet dang
ling against his breast like the hands
Of lackadaisical lady, kisses his mas
ter, and plays the corpse to perfection.
When the babies are in the basket sad
die he steps softly, evidently appreci-
atinS the helplessness Of his precious
load. But when the older boys get up
on his back he jumps. kicks and frolics
Nke a stiff-legged broncho. enjoying
The fun as keenly as his riders. He
readily becomes the foundation of an
animal pyramid, lying fiat on the
ground, while Sir Eldrid, splendid st.
Bernard, lies atop of him. The cap
stones are Penny and Dot, two tiny
blooded black and tans, Weighing
twenty-five ounces each. Billie and Sir
Eldrid sleep in the same stall, and
when turned out in the same pasture
the two frolic together like playful
puppies.
Mr.. Johnson has a passion for pets,
and raised the famous St. Bernard
Major Mckinley, lne largest dog ever
known, which was owned by Gen. Jo-
seph Terrence Of Chicago. He keeps
a large flock of homing pigeons, some
of which have flown 500 miles.
During Mr.. Johnson's recent illness
in a Chicago hospital two Of the pig
cons were kept busy bringing messages
from the invalid. They made the hight
Of eighty-siX miles in an hour and fif-
teen minutes. When he first took the
pair to Chicago the male bird was five
hours and half returning home and
his mate only little over au hour,
which was considered strange, as he
was the faster bird. Mr.. Johnson
watched him the next time he was set
free, and saw him circle for about ten
minutes and then come back to
neighboring chimney and run his head
up and down as birds do when ioolling
for something. Mr.. Johnson tAen
knew that he was waiting for his COM
panion. Mr.. Johnson's sons are away
at school and have cage Of pigeons
with them. 1t is very sweet and SEN
timental fashion of sending letters,
and although Mr.. Johnson's private
messengers distance Uncle Sam in
speed they do not pose as competitors
in the United States mail service.-In-
dianapolis Journal.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
"It's All Ill Wind" Etc.

She started from her sleep with q
wild cry.
"There are burglars in the housed"
she screamed.
In her Joy she could not forbear to
awaken her husband, and tell him how,
ut last, thero was n likelihood that q
full list of their iewelry and plate
would get into the newspapers.-De'
troit Journal.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
French widows and Tobacco.

France has singular mode of re-
warding the widows and orphans OF
public men by conferriug upon them
tobacco shops. Last year 261 con-
cessions Of the kind were made, among
the recipients being Nine. jules
Simon, widow Of the eminent political
economist,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11

Ills prescription nlleQ. i IN NlseTy'.
took nearly all OF tho medicine, but still
the trouble became worse, and I felt that
my condition was hopeless. TRIED seyernl
remedies recommended by my friends but
without benefit. After had,been suffering
several months, Thomas Campbell, also
resident of this city, urged mo to try DR..
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People.
"Ho finally persuaded me to buy box
and began to use tho pills according to
directions. Before had taken the second
box began to feel relieved, and after tak.
ing few moro boxes. I considered myself
restored to health. Tho pills gave me now
life, strength, ambition and happiness
DR.. Williams Pink Pills euro dyspepsia
by restoring to tho blood tho requisite con-
stituonts OF life, by ronowlng the norye
force and enabling the stomach to prompt
ly and properly asslmllate the food. These
pills arc specific for nil diseases having
their origination in Impoverished blood or
dlsordercd norrcs. They contain every
element requisite to general nutrition, to
restore strength to the weak, good health
to tina ailino
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Pebbles.

Toll roads have been largely abol.
ished in Indiana.
With bad roads farmers are depen.
dent on the weather; with good high
ways they would be independent of it.
This is the season of the year tc
watch the roads. A road that i
genuinely good is fit for tgaais atal
seRsons,' .- ".
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Seven wonders of the World.

It may be that our readers have
never seen the following lines, in which
are enumerated the seven wonders of
the world:
"The pyramids first, which in Egypt were
laid;
Next Babylon's gardens for Amytts made;
Then Mausolus' tomb of affection and guilt:
Fourth, the temple Of Dian, in Ephesus
built;
The Colossus of Rhodes, cast in brass, to
the sun;
Sixth, Jupiter's statue by Phidias Gone;
The Pharos of Egypt, last wonder OF old,
Or palace Of Cyrus, cemented with gold"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Tic cauaa of pyspepsIa.

From the Republican, Scranton, Penno.
Tho primary causc.of dyspepsia is lack Of
vitality; the absence Of nerve force; the loss
OF the helife-sustainlng elements Of the blood.
No organ can properly perform Its func-
tion when the source OF nutriment fails.
When tho stomach is robbed OF the nourish-
ment demanded by nature, assimilation
ceases. unnatural gases are generated; the
entire system responds to the dIscord.
A practical Illustration Of the symptoms
and torture Of dyspepsia Is furnished by
tho case OF Joseph T. Vandyke, 44O Hickory
St., Scranton, Pm.
In telling his story, Mr.. Vandyke says:
"Fiyo yonrs apo I was afflicted with
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Cause For Anger.

'The two-headed girl seems to be
mad about something" suggested the
visitor t. the museum.
eyes replied the manager care
lcssly. "The human ostrich has been
making love to one OF her heads, and
he just made mistake and kissed the
wrong one. Naturally the other is
jealous. Chicago Post.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that cannot pe cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
FJ. CHENEY & Co Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known i. j. Che
nay for the last i years. ard believe Elm per-
fectly honorable In all business transactions
and financially able TO carry out any ob!iga-
tton made by their firm.
WEST s. TRuAX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur,
faces OF the system. Price, T5c. per bottle. Sold
by all Druggists; Testimonials iree.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Strict Observance.

care your folks keeping Lent very
strictly this year?'
81 should say SO. They have had
the dressmaker every day for two
weeks, and are now getting ready to
clean the house"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
His Own Logic Turned Against Him.

A North-of-England paper Of Liber-
al tendencies tells with great gusto,
the following story Of military Tory
candidate for Parliament who was ad-
dressing meeting of voters in an Eng
lish village at by-election which took
place toward the end of 1892. The can
didate was known to be strongly in IA
vor Of flogging in me army, and this
was being used against him with dam
aging effect. Defending himself, the
orator urged that no necessary dis
grace attached to being logged.
Why cried he, Il was flogged my
self once and it was for telling the
truth"
"And 1t cured ZEE, raw doubt"
said rustic in the meeting.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Millions of Fresh Egrs,

Collecting eggs from gravld fish and
crustaccs. for propagation, as carried
On pr cally by the United States
Fish { mission in 1856, shows re-
suits I differ in some respects from
the tn tical figures reached by cal
culatio
The +, nber Of healthy eggs actually
obtaint was: Sixty-four landlocked
salmon, 5000 eggs; landlocked SAL
mon, II, ,UU0 eggs; 15 landlocked salmon
$500 eggs; landlocked salmon, 9,40O
cggs; II brook trout, 10000 eggs; 119
brook trout, 10000 eggs; 1876 brook
trout, G0COO eggs; 232 brook trout,
19S,000 eggs; 20 golden trout, $4,000
eggs This shows how great the varia-
tions are IN practice, where the condi-
tion of fish enters into the problem.
Proof of the perfection to which fish
egg Matching has been brought lies in
results which show that of 20G350 At
lantic salmon eggs 20G,109 were
hatched.
Goldfish in actual work, yielded an
average of 10000 eggs each; founders
yielded II ,00S,000 eggs to A. fish, and
5000 Holsters gave 90,000,000 eggs. One
b!ackfsh weighing or pounds pre-
duced 1,142,G24 eggs. Others averaged
about 10000 each.
INV TO LIQUITl THE AIMOSPHE
Il regard this discovery as the great
est scientific feat since the X-rays, .
were the remarks of Prof. Peckham,
as he proved to his pupils by practical
demonstration how to convert air into
a pure liquid.
The experiments were given in a lee
ture room at Adelphi College, Brook
lyn. The discovery of the, liquification
was made by 7. C. Tripler, wealthy
scientist, who follows experiments as
matter;of pleasure. The liquiflcation
is produced by freezing air at tenn
perature of $50 degrees below zero.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Conpari5ous.

eyes," said Miss Sniggins, IT had
an uncle who was shut up in Paris at
the time of the siege"
"Poufr' replied Miss Medley,
'sthat's nothing. One of m,y cousins
has been in the Klondike I'll winter. y
Chicago News.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11

STyITUS' DANCE. SPASMS and all nerv-
ousciiseases permanently cured by the use of
DR.. Klines Great Nerve Restorer. SEND Tor
FREE 81. 90 trial hottie and treatise to DR..
r. H. Kline, Ltd, 96l Arch Street, Phila., Pa.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
A Good plctlonary N For Two Cents.

A dictionary containing 10, 600 of the most
useful wo-ds in the English language, Is
published by the DR.. Williams Medicine Co. /,
Schenectady, N. " While it contains some
advertising, it is complete dictionary, con-
else and correct. III compiling this book
care has been taken to omit none of those
common words whose spelling or exact use
occasions at times q momr 'ary difficulty
even to well educated pc lie. The main
aim has been to give US n ch useful infor-
nation rs possible in J nited space. TO
those who already have 4. dictionary, this
book will commend itself because it is COM
Pact, light and convenient; to those who
have no dictionary whatever, it will be in
valuable. One may be secured by writing
to the above concern, mentioning this paper,
and enclosing two-cent stamp.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
wprES ca

KENS, VA.
"Having Obtained n box Of TETTERINE Of
Hunter & Wright. Of Louisville, Ca. which l
Used on n case OF itching piles of five years
s anding / spent go Tor different kinds Of
remedies and the skill of DOCTORS all for no
coed. until got the TETTERISE. ] nm now well.
Accept thanks" Yours W. r. King.
BY mail 5ac In stamps by j. 7. Shupt,ine,
Savannah, Ga.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
OUR BUDGET OF HUNTOR.
.AUoHTER.PRovoKlNo STORIES FOR
LOVERS OF FUN.

unfortunate--At the Farce Comedy-Wo-
man Against Woman-Takcs 1t from
uim-Comparisons-C For An GER
And to Think He Missed 1t, Etc.,. Etc
Though every man upon the earth
Has troubles Of his own,
Few have enough to make themleave
The other chaps alone.
Chicago Journal. F;
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11

Boil lamp burners once in six weeks in strong
soda water and they will burn much the better.
Lamp wicks get dirty and will give n better
light If occasionally heated 10 4 boil III soda
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Hsnuty Is blood Deep.

Clean blood means a clean skin. Nc
beauty without it. Cascarcts, Candy Cathar
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackhcads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets,-beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, l0c, 25c, SOC.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag.
nctc. full OF life. nerve and viCor, take No-To-
Bac. the wonder.worer, that mukcs weak men
strong All druggists, ;0c or sl. Cure guaran.
tccd. Booklet aud sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11

I have found Piso's Cure for Consumption
an unfailing mediclne.--F: II. LOTT, loo' ecote
ST., Covington, Ky, Oct. !, 1884.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11

Fits permanently cured No fits or nervous
ness after first days use OF Dr.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer 81 trial bottle aud treatise free.
Dir. r. H. KLINE, Ltd. Bl Arch St., Phila., Pa.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1898-05-11
Not a Substitute.

"Words of cheer are bright jewels
along ones pathway"
"That's all right, but just wait un-
til you run upon girl who Is expect
ing diamond ring" = Chicago
Record.