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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1898-10-06
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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1898-10-06
| liver

Like biliousness. dyspepsia. headache. constt
patton sour stomach indigestion are promptly
cured by Hoods Pills. They do their work
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

What is the use of buying a cheaply
constructed machlng when you can
buy the Domestic or White at the same
price? % VIM. SCHLECT.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

-somers Eherly, Eugene Rhein
frank and Maxwell Ross, of Perrys-
burg, we're calling on friends in B. G.
Sunday.
-Chas. Van Cise, the Portage
saloonist, who while in a row shot Il
man in his place of business, entered a
plea of guilty to assault and battery in
common pleas court Monday and was
fined $50 and costs and sentenced to
80 days in the Toledo workhouse.
Tribune.
Efforts are being made to procure u
new organ for the first presbyterian
church. When the present organ was
purchased, about 20 years ago, its ar
rlYal was quite an event in Perrysburg
Since that time the old organ has fur
nished music for all occasions-for mar
riage and funeral services for joyous
children's voices and 70. solemn hymns
and anthems. But with the organ like
many who have so often listened to its
sweet notes, time has made great
changes, and the organ is now but a
relic of former happy days.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

Gertrude Chapman is the guest OF
Miss Agnes Tracy of Toledo.
AN elegant line of wall PaJer 1898
designs aud colorings at "
L. l. BROWNE Front YNHe St.
Miss Mayme Gwinner Of East To-
ledo, spent last Thursday as the guest
of Miss Nora Roether.
On Wednesday morning 10 pound
baby boy arrived at the home of Gid
con Blanchard. Mother and child are
doing we'll and the boys are doing"
Gideon.
The members of the l.. G. r. A..
have arranged an elaborate programme
for minstrel concert, which will be
produced at the town hall in the near
future. The very latest popular Coon
songs and others of equal merit will be
produced in "blackville'' style. Date
will be announced later.
Frank Tretter of SanduslSy COM
mitted suicide near his sons residence
by exploding a dynamite cartridge on
his breast. His body was literally torn
to pieces, and the explosion was heard
for miles around. The cause of the act
is said to have been drink and domes-
tic troubles.
George e. Reed has been named
for postmaster of Prairie Depot, vice
e. r. Sage, Jr., resigned. Mr.. Sage,
who was appointed to the position last
fall, has proved very worthy official
He resigns to take place in the rail.
way mail service, where he was en-
ployed for several years.
Rev Patrick O'Brien of Toledo,
| the we'll known orator, has kindly con-
scented to deliver the address at Perrys.
burg on Memorial day. Father
O'Bren is veteran of the late war, i;
filled with patriotism and love for the
stars and stripes, and if the present
war should prove long one, it will not
be surprising to hear of the reverend
gentleman enlisting under Old Glory
for second time.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

Mrs DR.. G. w. Hill is visiting her
parents, J. w. Canary and wife, in B
G.
Shoe shop from Toledo coming to
Perrysburg. George w. Pfster's
building.
Mrs. Bills and Mrs. Pelton of To-
ledo were guests OF Mrs. e. G. Lee on
Friday last.
Mrs. Gertrude Hughes of Bowling
Green is spending the week with A.
Finkbeiner.
Ground was broken Wednesday for
Miss Hendricks new house near the
Drs, Rheinfrank's hospital. Curtis
Bros haye the contract.
Il p. Thompson and wife were sur
prlsed by u few friends on Saturday
evening, it being the forty-niuth an
niversary of their marriage.
&C. NJ. Beals & Co. have moved into
the Rheinfranl building next door to
the Postottice. They have large line
of harness and horse furnishing goods
in stock and are doing excellent work.
Patronize home industry.
In order to thoroughly understand
the war news every family should have
map of Cuba, the West Indies,
I Philippine Islands and East Indies.
Champney sells the latest and most au-
thentic map published and only for ten
cents. Get one before the supply is
/ exhausted.
For the first time on record we can
report one man who was pleased to go
home and find the house torn up by the
annual house cleaning. A Perrysburg
gentleman who had been trying to
beat the slot machines, but giving up
in despair, went home and finding his
wife cleaning house, he concluded
to get revenge by beating the carpets.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

OH. a ID. IT. 1t. IIme card.
Trans pass PerrysDurg
North. South.
" ia. 1850 +I...7:1l
I" t2.1OIS I" *5.....10:32
4" *6. 1882 y. m. lib. 5:45 pm
I" IA. .6:22
I" t60. .9:12 a. m.
= Daily. t Daily except Sunday
! Sundays ouly. Nos. a, 8, Z, IL and 80
stop on signal.
street Cars from q. ". a. II. DepOtRt
Ctuctnnntt.
At Cincinnati the Baymiller Electric Street
Gar Mne leaves the sixth street entrance Of the
Depot running up Sixth street to all parts Of
the city. The East End Electric starts from the
Fifth street entrance, running up Fourth street
to all parts of the city, including the extreme
East End, passing the Pennn. station. The
Third and Fourth street Horse Car Line leaves
the Fifth street entrance passing the Central
Depot,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

y mechanic who has had thirty years
experience in his line of business de-
cided to make something that would do
away with all of the faults of the Or
dinary lift force pump. He decided to
make force pump that would have no
packing box, one that would never
freeze. that anybody can repair,-sim
plicity itself. The Myers "Push"
Pump, invented by Luther Myers, Mau-
NEE, o. Cheap-Strong-warranted 10
years.
Mrs. George Thomas visited rela-
tiyes in Bowling Green last Saturday.
"A marriage permit was issued
Monday to Fred Schwane and Emma
Hide.
Boys who make practice Of steal
ing flowers from other peoples gardens
are no more honorable than any other
kind of thieves.
Miss Amelia Stoeltzing of Pleasant
vile, Pa, returned to her home on
Tuesday last, after n few weeks visit
with b. F. McCasln and family.
r. E. Gillespie, formerly of this
place, who enlisted with the Bowling
Green recruits, was elected Corporal
before leaving. for camp. Ed will make
good officer.
Mrs. E. Hufford has opened first
class restaurant and ice cream parlor
at her old stand on Railroad street
and will be pleased to have her friend;
give her call.
n-Mrs. Amelia Faulk, aged 50 year.
and months died at her home ia Hol
land, Tuesday morning at 2:45, of pneu.
monia and old age. She was one of the
Oldest pioneers in the vicinity, having
been u permanent resident there since
1888. The funeral services were con
Quoted at the Holland Free Methods
church on Thursday at IL Il. m, Rev
F.. L. Hall officiating, Her aged hus
band and two sons SURVIVE, to cherisl
the memory OF kind and atfectionatt
wife and mother.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30
VOLUNTEERS ORGANIZING.

A military company is being organ
lied in Perrysburg and all young men
are earnestly requested to enroll their
names on the list. They meet and drill
every evening under the direction OF
an efficient commander. Persons resid-
ing in the country will have an oppor-
tunity to enlist evenings at the council
room where the boys assemble.
Excellent martial music is furnished
by Perrysburg talent and the ranks are
rapidly swelling in numbers.
In case of emergency the services o.
this company with full complement o.
officers will be rendered TO Uncle Sam
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

Mrs. DIR. g. w. Hill is visiting her
parents, J. w. Canary and wife, in B.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

Henry Shanks of Toledo was in
town Monday.
Mrs. s. A. Cook spent Sunday in
Bowling Green.
Mrs. win Powell visited her sister
at Miami Monday.
Mrs, Parcher of Toledo called on
friends here Tuesday.
Miss Cora Pierce is able to be out
after two weeks Illness.
Miss Jennie O'Dell of Prairie Depot
is spending the weel, with Mrs. Clegg.
-Mr. and Mrs. White and Miss
Laura Keel of Toledo, we're guests OF
Geo. Thomas and family on Sunday.
-Milner sells wall RaperI at 4c
double roll, we sell it at 3AdoEble roll.
L. I.ERowNE.
Rev. c. Roa BorgorDAssiNant pas
tor of the Evangelical church, who be-
longs to Company Il, Second regiment
of Ohio National Guards left for Ken,
ton, o., where he will meet his regi
meat TO await further orders,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

r. L. Hadley and wife Toledo spent
Sunday with C. Z. Kinney and wife.
Mrs. Josephine Crauker visited
relatives IN Bowling Green last week.
Art Finkbeiner, who has been quite
ill, is again able to attend to business.
Mrs. George Walter and children
are visiting relatives here for "a few
days.
-On Saturday last ten pound baby
boy came to the home of Leonard
Eckle.
Henry Roller of Hessville. was in
town this week calling on his numerous
friends.
Miss Marguerite Chapman of Bowl
ing Green, visited Perrysburg friends
this week.
Benz. McCaslin and wife enter
talued party of Toledo friends on
Sunday last.
We do not ask fodVhundred per
cent profit on our paperA
9ARRowaH.
"A bright baby boy arrived on Mon
day last to gladden. the home of Chas.
MuIer and wife.
Misses Ltbbie Bayer and Cordelia
Farmer of NAPOLEON, are the guests of
John Shoemaker and wife.
"A new time card is nov is in effect
upon the T. & NJ. V. and T., b. G.. 81 F.,
electric railways. See card elsewhere.
Early CabF>SskPlants at
70 H>>STsHoRN's.
james Hays, E. L. Kingsbury and
John Thornton, were in attendance at
the funeral of Capt. Scott in Toledo on
Sunday last.
The social Of the Ladies' Aid Sc
ciety Of The Evangelical church will be
held at the home Of Mrs. ]. Hufford on
Friday, May 6, afternoon and evening.
| Every body invited.
Our papers are cNap n price but
equal to any in run ofN96ds and color
ipgs. Com pare QualitN Naud see if we
are not correct. ~ BROWNE.
The Little Giant Cyclopedia OF
Ready Reference is the title of a vol
umn that is being circulated in Wood
county. 1t is one of the most valuable
yolumus that has been lately published
and should be in every house.
AN item has bsen gong the rounds
of the press to the effect that the city
of Newark, pays less for its electric
lights than any city in the state. The
city owns and operates its own plant o
$50 arc lights, the actual cost of opera
ting the past year being $40 lamp.
Gus Johnson, tne leweler, will be
found at Witzler's furniture store every
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday
Watches, clocks and jewelry repaired
in frst.class manner, 44tf96
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

At the next regular meeting of Phoe-
nix Lodge to be held Monday evening,
May 2, there will come before the lodge
matter of Importance for considera-
tion. A full attendance is desired.
A. G. FULLER, w. M.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

CEETR1es Y57ETI ESE2rzsE NJ. .l2xR
N UNDERTAKER
BOWLING GREEN OHIO.
Furnie Line y selected for the Holidays low that will
Don't fail
delivered
JRTDE3TETAETE1G
and
We
Dnbrdge. promptly
DO
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

DIR. Cady's Condition Powders, are
Just what horse needs when in bad
condition. Tonic, blood purifier and
vermifuge. They are not food bu
medicine and the best in use to put
horse in prime condition. Price q
cents per package.
For sale by A X. Champucy.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30
$500.
Tetter. solt-Rheum and Eczema.

The intense itching and smarting, inci-
dentto these diseases, is instantly allayed
BY, By applying g Chamberlain Ipl1sl $ A Eye and and
t9 is Equally usiE ecent for fching pa ples @ and
a fayorite remedy for sore nipples,
chapped hands, chilblains, frost bites
and chronic sore eyes. % cts. per box.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1898-04-30

Ills car out OF Toledo will be held
for theatre every evening at Orange st.
First car leaves Bowling Green on
Sundays at 7:49 "A. m.
Last car leaves Bowling Green for
Toledo at 9:41 y. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28
AUTHORITY.
Sale Of Lease Of Government Lot No.
"a, ESplanade, Honolulu,
Oahu.

On WEDNESDAY, March 90, 1898,
at IL o'clock noon, at the front en-
trance of the Executive Building will
be sold at Public Auction the Lease of
Eot No. 81, Esplanade, Honolulu,
Oahu.
Term: 80 years.
Upset rental: $4,000 per annum,
payable quarterly in advance.
This sale is upon the conditions pro-
vided for i'm Sections 2 and of Act II
of the Laws of 1896, viz:
Section 2. Every such lease shall
contain covenant on the part of the
lessee that he shall during the first
four years of the term of the lease
cause to be erected upon the leased
premises fire-proof building of brick,
stone or metal, in a workmanlike
manner, satisfactory to the Minister,
at not less than a stated cost and keep
the same suitably insured at not less
than two-thirds of its value for the
such building in good repair during
the remainder Of the term of the lease,
reasonable use and wear thereof only
excepted; and in case of damage or
destruction of such building by fire
shall make good such loss or damage
by the necessary repairs or recon-
struction or else surrender the insur-
ance to the lessor.
Section 4. Every such lease shall
also contain covenant on the part of
the lessor that upon the request in
writing by the lessee or his represen-
tatives, before the expiration Of the
term thereof, the premises with the
improvements shall, If all of the con-
ditions to be performed by the lessee
have been satisfactorily performed, be
put up at auction for lease for term
of not over twenty years; unless said
premises shall be required for public
uses, Of which the lessee shall receive
at least one years notice. Such auc.
ton sale shall be held not more thar
six months nor less than one month
before the expiration of said term.
The cost of the building to be erected
in accordance with Section as abov,
to be not less than S4,0OO.OO.
The material to be used for the cree
ton of said building to be of brick OF
stone.
Map of this lot can be seen a
the Interior Department, Honolulu
Oahu. J. A. KING,
Minister of the Interior.
Interior Office, February 81, 1898.
S44 3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28
The Man from waikapu.

M. S. Decker of Waikap' Maui,
arrived in the city yesterday on
the Claudine. Mr.. Decker brought
with him four horses which he
will enter in the races on the l7rb
of March, ard he says thew are all
winners. He reports affairs on
hi, island as being in fr-t class
order except the nerves If the ma.
tives who were badly scar d by a
recent hailstorm. A it was the
fret known they did not appre-
ciate it, and it took cons iderable
explaining to restore their tran
quillity,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28
ABHORRENCE OF FOREIGNERS.
japanese Priests PromulRate Anti
Christian RESOLUTIONS.


Christian RESOLUTIONS.
Victoria, b. c., February a.
In view of the fact that the treaties
are soon to throw sections of
japan open to foreigners there
are interesting reports of the
Buddhist and Shinto priests as
sembled in one of the principal
provinces to discuss the situation.
They have promulgated the fol .
lowing four resolutions aud re-
quest all japanese to be governed
by them:
Fir.t-To cultivate feelings of
adherence of foreigners and to
refuse in principle to sell to or buy
OF them anything whatsoever.
Second-To refuse absolutely
to rent houses or lands to foreign
ere.
Third-To refrain entirely from
using foreign terms in speaking
and writing.
Fourth-To positively decline
to listen to Christianity.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28
PUNAHOU HAD WALK-OlER.
Continued from Sixth Page.

bringing in Waterhouse and Klue-
gel; Holt tried to walk over the
sec n baseman and was re'ire'.
Smith was retired at first; Ka
aua few out to Holt; Cockett aud
Kekuhupa won bag apiece; Har-
bottle went out at first.
For an opening contest the
game was a good one, aud there
is every indication that, before
the season closes, low scores wi i
be made. Batting was excellent
considering the fine work of both
pitchers. There W. re 8 me pass
I'd balls, wild throws and moffs
ON the field, but on the whole the
number of bad plays was COM
paratively small.
Another game between the
same teams will be played at $3.50
mkt Saturday afternoon. Mr..
Cheek is organizing a Y. NJ. y.
A. nine and will play the victori-
Gus team in the series Of five con
tests.
The scores by innings on
Saturday we're as follows:
|
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28
RECEPTION TO PRESIDENT DOLE.
Riverside Residents Honor the Hawaiian
Executive.

Executive.
Riverside, February 15.--Pres-
ident Sanford B. Dole and party,
who are visiting relatives in this
city, we're given an informal r.
option at the Glenwood Tavern
tonight. 1t was a brilliant affair,
the decorations being especially
beautiful. The Hawaiian and
American flags draped The walls
of the rarlors: George Frost, ST.,
president OF the Chamber of Com
merce acted as introducer, and
hundreds formed in line and met
the Hawaiian visitor. The recep-
ton lasted from 8 until 10 o'clock.
Mr.. Dole, in q short speech,
sad that the annexation tresty
would surely pass at this session.
He claimed that the Hawaiian Is
ands would be a source of revenue
and protection to the United
States. "If he American people
only knew the real value of the
Hawaiian islands they would not
be slow to act on this matter"
said lie.
A committee from the Chamber
of Commerce of Los Angeles
visited Mr.. Dole at his beadquar-
tiers at the Glen wood in the after
noon aud urged that he visit Los
AM ell before his return to San
Francisco. This he has decided
to do, AID arrangements lave
been made to tend him a ban
quet in the Angel City Friday
evening
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28

Pupahou $4,000 go
Kamehameha l 1907 90
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28
w. G. Irwin & Go.
Limited.
Agents for

Agents for
Western Sugar Refinery 90. Of San
Francisco
Baldwin Locomotive Works Of Phila-
delphia, Penn. q A. d,
Newell Universal Mill Co. National
Cane Shredder), New York, U. 8. A.
N.Ohlandt q Co.'S Chemical Fertilizers.
Alex Cross & Sons, high grade fertil
izers for Zane and Coffee.
Reeds Steam Pipe Covering
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28

The correct Italian method for
the mandolin is being taught by
Mr.. Chas. Il Frazi.r r. Studio in
Y. NJ @ A building.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28

Orders solicited for special
menu or dinner cards, done in
water colors or oils. King Bros,
Hotel street.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28
Like told Coin.

For more than fifty years
has PERRY DAVIS PAIN
KILLER stood the test
against all remedies prepared
to eradicate pain, and today
stands at the head of the list
among the medicines that are
so essential to keep at hand in
the home.
tits not a nav fangle remedy
nor do the proprietors lay
claim to any wonderful revela-
ton of the ingredients that ell
ter into the manufacture of
this ever popular remedy
1t is perfectly harmless, you
need have no fear of becoming
habitually inclined to it's use.
For Collie, Cramps, Dyson
terry, Colds, and all painful
affections, a few doses will Ger.
ta'nly give relief. You cannot
afford to be without a bottle
in the house.
Your forefathers used il
and found it beneficial.
Why experiment with some
remedy that is new and It's effect
on the system unknown?
1t has many rivals but nj
equal.
~ The new Csc. size con.
tains over double the quantity
of the Csc. size.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-28
Also
Offer for Sale

Paraffine Paint Co.'S p Il B Paints and
Papers; Lucol and Linseed oils, raw
and boiled.
Indurine IA cold water paint in white
and co.ors.
Filter Press Cloths, Cement, Lime and
Bricks.
The record-union., 1898-04-12
LURID JOURNALISM AND CUBA

In previous Cuban rebellions there
have been quite as much misery, star
walton, cruelty and devastation as in the
present revolt, but at no time has this
nation felt called upon to wage war on
that account We have before protested
and pleaded, even threatened that strife
in Cuba might be brought to an end.
We have before suffered as bitterly in
commerce and the interruption of trade
and the peaceful vocations relating to
it. But we have not therefore felt called
upon to involve this country in bloody
war because of the conditions in Cuba.
Yet the reason for war has been as
strong in the past as it is claimed to
be now.
1t is said that the ten years war in
Cuba cost the Cubans and the Spanish
something more than seven hundred and
fifty millions of dollars, far more than
the cost of the present struggle, and
more lives were sacrificed then than in
the present insurrection. But in all that
period there was no IeNer1nS Ol lho
American blood by the rabid and
mouthing press, solicitous to make sales
of yellow sheets out of the blood OF
Americans spilled in a foreign war.
Yellow Journalism. as we know it, has
been born since that time.
To review the course of the inflam-
matory press of this day in regard to the
long and humiliating record of brutal
and unconscionable falsehood and per-
version of truth. This has been the chief
means the people have had upon which
to base judgment, which has been thus
brought to the present pass by in
famous means.
The record-union., 1898-04-12
REMARKABLY COINCIDENCE.
Still the Man Was Fortunate in
Getting Back His Leg.

The manager of shop in one of our
Lancashire towns was standing in the
doorway. when a man with a wooden
leg and crutch came along and said
i want you to do me a favor / want
to leave my leg with you for a few min
utes and go round the next street and
work a house for half a crown. I've
an idea that the folks are very sym
pathetic. If I go with one leg I'm sure
of it."
Very WE'LL" said the shopkeeper.
Just leave your leg here, and I'll take
care of it,"
The wooden substitute was unstrap-
ped and handed over, and the cripple
used the crutch to help himself down
the alley. Five minutes later he rang
the door-bell of a house in the next
street, only to have it opened by the
man he had just seen.
"Wha-wha-whati" he gasped.
every sympathetic family lives here
quietly replied the other.
You seem to have met with a sad
loss, and I'm anxious to help you. Here
is a wooden leg which may fit you
The leg was handed over The man
sat down on the steps and strapped it
on, and as he got up and stumped
through the gate he said to himself:
I've heard of condolences ever since
l was a youngster but this is the first
one that ever hit me with both feet
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