The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1898-12-16

Editorial and Otherwise.
Dead men tell - tales.
Make some one happy Christmas.
Don't buy Christmas things on credit.
Satan smiles when fellow goes wrong.
Murder will out--thc guilty vill be punished.
A man don't 20 on the street to hunt wife.
Time will tell which way the cat 10 gsing to
jump.
Cupid is blind to everything save sss golden
eagle.
When some people are not hungry, they are
sleepy.
Tobacco was called from the Spanish Indian
town Tobajo.
Nee Of shining intellect are not necessarily
light.headed.
It's hard for wise man to bluff fool who
wants to fight.
II is said that seasickuess 10 q sure remedy
for pomposity.
The path Of ambition leads to q great many
political graves.
Grass widows are generally good looking
and captivating.
Tailors say that hard cash makes the best
lining for pockets.
Bad women have wrecked the lives Of many
good business men.
Shun . liar and coward as you would 4
contagious disease.
Don't forget the poor and needy during the
Christmas holidays.
The art Of bunco steering requires more
than ordinary talent.
Coffee is so called because II was 6rst taken
to Europe from Caffa.
The name is too often but q shadow larger
than the man behind it.
Yon cant reach the conscience Of some men
because they have none.
Damascus gave the name Of damask to lin.
en-, also to damson plum.
Lots Of people who cling to the anchor Of
hope 60 down 10 the mud.
| A girl seldom troubles herself to light the
gas when an old fame calls.
It's pretty hard for some men 10 keep their
wants down to their incomes.
A cynical bachelor says that woman is an
agreeable blunder Of nature.
They will read the DExOcRAr.SrAR every
week 1t they hart zip" h.--y---.
There is an sble.b,died African in nearly
every man s private woodpile.
This is the earliest and severest winter in
this section for many years past.
The big Spanish comb that once rested at
the top of the coil now props II up.
Some women are jealous cf an echo be.
cause it always gets the last word.
It's we'll to "know ,hyself," and it's just as
important not to give thyself away.
The joke you play on another fellow is a
mean trick when he plays it on you.
After q woman has passed a certain age she
is willing to get married on Friday.
It looks queer, but the best man At wed.
ding isn't the one who gets married.
Tho baseball season being ended tho pitcher
10 now at liberty to work the growler.
II 10 said two fools asd two handkerchiefs
make up enough to start Irritation on.
No man 10 50 ignorant that he doesn't know
what he would do we're hs 10 your place.
A wsll-governed temper is one Of the priu.
cipsl characteristics Of business talent.
The average man 10 always willing to help
you celebrate anything At your expense.
Marigold took its name from Mary Stuart,
Scotland's beautiful and unfortunate queen.
Find your purpose AID fling your life out Of
II. Try to be somebody with al your might.
Character is that kind Of statuary q man
cuts out with himself 10 both tool and subject.
Now to be Fashionable woman must button
her waist In the bask and her skirt In the
front.
The light Of friendship ia like the light Of
phosphorus--seen pAinest when oil around 10
dark.
Poor Spain is wiling to barter ber remain.
Ing atom Of "honor' for the price Of few is
lands.
Any mans fall Il mature years can be trac-
I'd to soms fault 10 has always allowed in
himself.
The widows husband has been buried, but
the husband Of the grass widow has merely
been mislaid.
The man who lets his wife get up Of cold
morning and light the kitchen nrs will never
set the world Ablass.
The yellow fsysr germs are certainly very
dead now. What will the "xspurts" do for
living next SIMMER
II man 10 strictly honest the people will
soou find itout. he need not get on the
house top to declare IL.
A surprise party isa fuuction where you
must surprise the guests BY being 10 e.
peetAtiou Of their visit.
He who hupws bis duty, and fails 70 perform
II, 10 untrue 10 himself, and cannot b expect
cd to b failhful 10 his fellow.
| "A w"asu Who has seen much Of The world
declares that hea ars eomposnd Of bay rum,
eiears, shss polish and wh'stsy.
Ithas tsss dssidsd by The Psssybytsriaa
Social Usies Of PhiladsIphla lhss9asnbsrs
may smsks duriaG 10 nsslinss. ;