New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-06-23
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

young men volunteering TO go 10 war some OF 'he
girls advice the boys to 60 and some IS not 10 go
Now young man. If your girl advises you 10 CO.
you put It down that she don't love you,
neither her country. Old editor. don't get too gay.
Not uncommon the bboards OF Rome are
white poster with A heavy black border, pernaps
three feet long by two feet wide iest1rddayl , AZ
scope Stall Of the Recorders Office OF the Cnanner
Of m ri are nved to the
body 10 its last abode, starting from me mouse ,Ua
he R b at S p on fS an IN
Rome bore a cne-cent interna-revenue STAMP.
Inc any announcement are thus stamped. II IS 4
tax which certainly meets some Of Adam smiths
6 famG for It You'd b. very easy discover
any attempt to evade it-(Press and Printer
A local genius in n Maine town has put the fol-
lowing sign on his barn: Job printing. signs
lettcrcd hammocks repaired, hammocks manu-
featured. ornamental painting. harnesses pohsnea'
furniture painted wagons painted. carpets busted
banjo tuition"
we Ike your house MI f ar thu sse sS Sa
Son. nut you say in your advertisement that you
THAT'S true" said Dawson. 81 can't, really
they do much damage .,. ..o., r~,,o s,r
Il don't think you'd suffer much from mine ST.
say caunot make an exception In your case sir.
Te ea was 9 dscaTed on ' few days Dawson
discovered that the old gentemans children con
sisted OF two unmarried daughters agea mr. mr.
eight and forty-two. respectively -tHarIeis bAH"'
Patrick Ryan. section foreman on a Colorado
railroad doesn't believe in wasting words. ono
foggv morning. while running over his section he
ran into an extra freight. and Ryans car was re-
duced 10 scrap iron md kindng wood. The report
Of the accident TO his superior officer was as fol-
lows
"Pether Moriarity. Roadnaster Esquire: August
rho wan. foggy mornin': wildca, frate, green man
at the brek; handkar smashed to hell; where VIII
ship the wreck? =. RiNN, sec. man
Tho subject ~ tho essay Of n young lady who was
graduated from n high school in an Ohio town was
Hawthorne" and in her essay she said: AZ ne
y.ifo 10 the Oil manse' The day after the COM
Miss r. and I'm talking the afa!r over remarken,
WASN'T II awful that Maude should say such
9nF IN her 5y she Mass sa At ,h age " T" Rr
nine Hawthorn married and took MS WE 20 t ne
Old mans Why didn't she say 70 his iather-in-
Law So Judge
81 took out n living picture show once" said
theatrical manager quoted BY The Chicago Jour
nal and had several queer experiences
we always had trouble getting suitable music.
Tor ono thing 7 remember that struck Ger
tain town where the music vas furnished by
.eedy. freckle faced young man. who oifciatel at
one % those bangety-bang pianos. asked him II
he could think Of music suitable 10 each picture
as I, was displayed
ION. yes certainly no could. and DO II I'M
promptu.'
The performance opened. He seated at the
piano and he turned to look AZ the hrst picture.
II was Adam and Eve IN the Garden Of Eden
He didn't Hesitate an instant. Like fash no
turned and began pounding out. There's only one
Girl in This World for Me"
Avoiding NotorIoty Your eggs" remarked the
mus bat fhinly cloakcd under an anectaron Of IL
dereE Se 3 to n9 , as sWSct ns n''''
No she ans~sred In her 9piet We kibn 90 not
Atlanta University has done good work in the
education Of colorcd youth for twenty years.
The trustees find themselves with deficit of S."o
this year. and number OF prominent Northern
men Interested In the Institution have Issued an
appea for assistance Besides their work rs teach
ors says the appeal. ia graduates ARE conducting
an extensive sociological Investigation ~ the cond-
ton OF the colored people In the large cities CAS-
well as I'm rural communities,. showing them what
steps must be- taken TO cure preventahl" conditions
OF disease and decentralization. This last work IL
under the able supervision ~ Professor w =. p.
On Bots Harvard. 1850. and has commanded the
attention ana hearty cooperation % tne Depart
mon, ~ Labor at Washington. In shorT AUah"
University aims TO train and equip the men and
women who must become the leaders Of their race
and mt it to the higher levels Of civiza'ion'
81 course they were dear friends.
"Dd ne kiss you when he propoa'd? asked tho
one IN PINK oovo nor" answered tho ono in blue
"You were too quick for him. suppose sug-
rostel the one I'm pink. but. really think You
made mistake 1t is better to let the man ini'''"
II is hardly necessary explain why they are
no longer dear friends. 'hicago Post
81 was in a village OF Erie County asst week
savs a writer in The Buffalo ENprcs'" Mr..
jerks keeps the general store His brother is Nh"
riches, farmer I'm the town. They are middle aged
men and sufficiently rich AMI promin mt 70 have
sat in tho Board OF Supervisors and acted rs d-
rcctors OF tho mutual fire insurance company.
noticed thar Mr. .Lnks wearing tive pin Of a
college fraternity Known That his education had
rot advanced beyond tn" district school. became /
curious oh that pin he said. I guess it don't /
mean nothing. | Was cleaning out a showcase the !
other day and came across two OF en-. They must
have been there since bought the place twenty
five years ago don't remember ever seeing 'em
before But said to brother: I'm wear one if
you'n wear the other" 81 put en- on. Every !
bodys wearing badges now "
An Ungrateful Wretch. Dear George We are
going to send you some canned stun. What do you ,
prefer"
Dear Susie Put whatever YOU please I'm half the
cans. Fill the other half with whishcy for anti /
iotc."-( Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Chicago paper notes the fact that while man
named Heaven has JUS, resigned from tlc 81. Louis
police force. another man named llcllc is still I,
serving.
BY JINGO!
We didn't want to 1sht.
l}ut. by lingo. when were through
Wen have their fleets all bottled and
Wen own the bottles. too