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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
BIG BUTTONS ARE FAKES.
Interesting Discovery About Feminine Ap-
paral bY q fafher. { II Z.

Rovhester Times: Am II TO under
stand that this is an age,o of REFORM" he
asked as he entered the onice. is3
are" was the firm reply OF the
manin the far corner. h
And am TO understand further"
he went on. that the newspapers are
the head and front OF the reform move
ment?s Il
Perhaps YOU nre going q little 100
far in that sreturned the, man in the
corner. but they usually aim 10 be IN
the front rank
Then. Il am crying aloud for re-
form the place for me 10 so is news
paper otfice:?"
cit is as good a place as any. II you
choose the right paper h
We'll. here j am" asserted, the caller
aggressively. as he tookfa chair, and
! don't mind saying that want a re-
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
= !, (. l,,,,,c bo,eros have gone out now
EZEE 2.

pretty little boieros !H'Sc solG cu. ~"
'that-Oh.Es IL 1t my play I" nat )
.trumps?"
"Hearts."S growled crosby. :, -
Mercy Don't take my head off it'
hearts. are trumps, Jack Crosby! That's
the way with men; they play cards
as II sticir lives we're at stake, and i
OH! say, maybe, s'posinG we let Jack
and George finish the game and you
90 ~ stalrs with me and see new
bonnet I've Just had sent home. It's The
mostltetchinS thing I've :iad for years
and Tn diving to show II 10 you.
DOM care f0r euchre, anyhow"
'Nel;her do I. Whist Is my game.
mine, too. There, you iorrld. cross
men. YOU! Go on with the game by
goursclVes."f
when they were glad TO do after
changing the game from euchre 10 po-
kay " ti}7. III aisfssa 5l- 4is5 }rL-IH. g.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
Anccdo,c III Webster.

a sharp Nantucket man Ind Il small
case which was TO be tried at Nan-j
tucket one week In June, says the Bos.
ton Herald. and he posted 10 Daniel,
Webstcr's Office In great iinste. IT. was
~ contest Win a neighbour overeu matter
lot considerable local interest, and his
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

and full-fed favor OF The juicy earth,
Mr.. Godman?."
We'll, .I-I-why, yes, Miss Gushby, I,
think SO" /;
And al! animate things come forward
so full OF joy and sprlglitly life, Mr.. Cod.
man? The frisRiag. skipping. bleatlng
lamb, for instance. Don't you dotc
on it""''' Il az.
81 do. indeed, Miss Gushby. II the
lamb Is we'll done and the peas are fresh,
and the mint sauce about right. know
OF nothing dote on more!"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
ncsrlrycd All l,r Received.

YHnkcrs Statesman: Judgc--what's
tie charge agalnst,the prisoner?
She (blushing)--pleasc. cir. .tlls man
kissed me on the street.
kissed YOU, did her,
'.Yes, sir.s
"How many tines did he kiss YOU,
tmIHs?"
"Only onec. siri'
|! "only once! The fool! Six months,
Next case" F.t, q
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

every case that came up tor hearing.
The shrewd Nantucketer hired Daniel
out to all his friends who were In lIti-
cation, anu received In return about
;Sl.5Oo, SO that he got webster's SER
vices for. nothing and made u good pro-
fit TO boot. :,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

customer a shampoo lie Is at the same
time giving his own hands Il wash"
Which recalls The domestic whp liked to
mix up the dough for the bread, because.
rs she explained, II takes the CRIME out
OF ones hands so.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
Saves the Trouble Of shine.

Boston Transcript: oh" said the bar
Der who was giving his testimony at the
state house one day recently, you must
remember that when q man Is giving a
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

Chicago Tribune: Johnnie-Papa, Is
mamma the better half OF you? gtt
Father-Yes, my son, that's the way
they put 1t.
Land are all wives the better half
OF their husbands? 1F,is
s. F.-Ceytainly. my son. va
J.-The1 what part of King Solomon
,,,a,.n J,Iy
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

unassuming In this world! The next
time I'm placed in circumstances of
that kind I'm going 20 be just as brassy
as the mock jewel clasp of that mlser-
able creatures belt!"-Chicaso Times
Herald. !, aas ~. f5
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
congressman. "rhcrc NJ a cra ,.ll b

congressman. There was n crowd nj
the house. ;"
"a crowd" echoed the husband.
"YesS went on the calm man. ''rhcy
came with the engine"
"'rhe eiginc" gasped the husband. X
"oh, rs all right went on the calm
men. Its all ou. now. II wasn't much
OF n fire. but l thought you'd like to
know It."
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
49, = . Z y y
What nc Dotted on.

Brooklyn Life: Don't you love the
country when the trees begin to leave
and all nature takes on the freshness
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

e Mrs \. 81 think your hushanl n very
quiet dresser Mrs; n.--"H'm, .Yoi,
might change your opinion II. you heard
him looking for his clothes some morn.
iuRs.f Browning, King & Co.'S Month
W. $50 .i n T. Al 2 81 s. - (,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

He lunched on board the cutter with
a merry party and went back to the ho-
tel in time to dress for ball that even
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

Accordingly the next time Williams
cnmr to Chicago the general manager
called Him In md thanked him and then
gave him $3.50 watch studded with dia-
mopds. Then. OF cotirsc. Williams
that he had merely done his duty
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21

Fred GOltz lost horse last week
s. P. Hicks has purchased three new
binders.
Messrs. Croft and Taylor went to the
lake last Saturday.
F. N. Slower and A. M. .Grunden
bought new harvesters.
Roy Hicks accompanied his uncle
home for an extended visit.
A. J. Porter and Ferd. Croft and their
wives Sundayed at Isaac Moore's.
Pitts Tenney visited friends Tuesday
night in town on his way to Tracy.
S. s. Gale and F. N. Slower and their
wives were guests of A. w. SIover's,
Sunday.
James Kennedy and wife went to
Sleepy Eye on the 18th for three
weeks visit.
Mesdames Barbara and Julia Mont
gomery, also Miss Della, went to Wa
SEGA Saturday to hear Talmage.
The Mothers Circle met with Mrs.
Gale on the 18th. 1t will meet with
Mrs. VIM. Pierson on August 10th.
A. Swoffer and wife of Walnut
Grove, J. w. Bedal, wife and daughter
of Tracy Sundayed at the Nettiewyynt.
JULY 16, 1898.
| Our baby has been continually
| troubled with collie and cholera
infantum since his birth, and all that
we could do for him did not seem to
give more than temporary relief, until
we tried Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. Since giving
that Remedy he has not been troubled.
We want to give you this testimonial as
an evidence of our gratitude, not that
you need it to advertise your meritorious
remedy.-G. M. Law. Keokuk, Iowa.
For sale by Hitchcock & Co. 47-4t
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21
GRANITE ROCK.
I. Reed is on the sick list.

H. Reed is on the sick list.
s The creamery store was surprised by
a coat of paint.
Pat Curtin, ST., went to Redwood
Falls on business July 18th.
Tramps are getting quite numerous
around this section Of the country.
Mrs. E. J. Norcutt visited with her
parents over Sunday at Westbrook.
George Johnson of Sheridan visited
with the Curtin family over Sunday.
Louis Anderson went down to Sun
down to work through haying and
harvest.
Peter Bertrand is building a large
barn on his farm-32x4O, and 12-feet
posts-and will build a house in the
fall. -
The Johnsonville and Granite Rock
butter makers, accompanied with Lulu
and Ethel 'Knable, spent Sunday at
Westbrook.
Messrs Jensen and Durbahn passed
through here to Echo, where they in
tend to close out their stock of goods,
last week.
Can strong, health girl love sick
ly, puny man? That's question. To
be sure, young man, take Rocky
Mountain Tea. Brings strength. At
JULY Is, 1898.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21
IN AND AROUND DELHI.

William Black returned from Mime
apolis on Friday of last week.
John Rosendahl and wife spent Sun
day with relatives at Three Lakes.
w. HI. Parker has erected a new
| windmill on his farm near Delhi.
Charles Kernes of North Redwood
was Delhi visitor the first of the
| week.
Mrs. Geo. Browne and children are
spending a week in Lac qui Parle
county.
Mrs. Foley of Lake City was the
guest of Mrs. Margaret Stewart the
past week.
T. J. Tradewell and family have re-
turned from a pleasure trip to Spirit
Lake, Iowa.
Henry Knopf, wife and daughter OF
Stewart visited E. Atkinson and fam
lily Saturday and Sunday.
Mr.. Scofeld, Minneapolis grocer,
spent several days with his his uncle,
4. n. Tease, the past week.
Delhi postoffice will be open II noon
until o'clock, Sundays during har-
vest. Remember the hour as no devi-
alton will be made from this rule.
Nature intended man to be strong, to
love and be loved. Can't expect much
from a sickly, nerveless man-'taint in
him. Rocky Mountain Tea brings
strength and nerve. At Hitchcock &
Co.'s. Alt
William Rosendahl and Ole Eye,
regulars in the Sd U. s. Infantry sta
toned at Fort Mcpherson, Georgia, re-
port that they are enjoying good health
and are expecting orders to move to
Cuba or Porto Rico at any time now.
They witnessed the arrival of train
load of wounded soldiers at Fort Nc
PhersOn from the battle field of Santi-
ago de Cuba, consisting principally OF
Rough Riders and Third Cavalry men
who were in the thickest of the fight
Our boys say they are in good spirits
and ready for the fray.
Persons troubled with diarrhoea will
be interested in the experience of W.
M. Bush, clerk of Hotel Dorrance
Providence, r. l. He says: "Fol
several years have been almost a con
slant sufferer from diarrhoea, the
frequent attacks completely prostratine
me and rendering me unfit for my
duties at this hotel. About two years
ago a travelling salesman kindly gave
me a small bottle of Chamberlain Is
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
Much to my surprise and delight its
effects were immediate. Whenever ]
felt symptoms of the disease I would
fortify myself against the attack with a
few doses of this valuable remedy. The
result has been very satisfactory and
almost complete relief from the
affection" For sale by Hitchcock &
Co. AIT.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21
Harvest has already began.
Oats are very heavy this year.

Harvest has already began.
Oats are very heavy this year.
The Westline Cowboys are practicing
ball playing.
Mrs. P. J. Dolan was on the sick list
the past week.
Guy butcher was a guest of Ben
SewalPs last Sunday.
Mrs. James Dobias has purchased a
new Singer sewing machine.
Fred Mimic and wife of Johnsonville
were calling on friends in Westline last
week.
Jane McGeough spent Sunday after
noon visiting Kate and Grace johnson
of Vesta.
J. Martin, the sewing machine agent
of Marshall, was seen on our streets
last week.
A Cottonwood merchant and clerk
passed through here, recently, on their
way to Iowa.
Mr.. Gull and wife were visiting rela-
tives in Willow Lake last Saturday
and returned home Monday.
John Casserly, Jr., and his sister,
Agnes Casserly, are attending the
teachers training school at Marshall.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21
OVERFLOW LOCALS.

OVERFLOW LOCALS.
so tons OF Aay for sale. At Willard
farm. 29-tf.
Wood for Sale. Inquire of John
Whittet 52-t.f.
A good binder, mower and horse
rake for sale by B. A. Ferris. 4S-tf. i.
j. M. Huntington left for Minneap-
oils, Columbus and Washington on
Saturday last.
Gollmar brothers circus showed at
Morton on Tuesday, and those who
witnessed it report a magnificent cir
Gus entertainment.
Constipation and piles are twins.
They kill people inch by inch. Sap
life away every day. Rocky Mountain
Tea will positively cure you. So cents.
At Hitchcock & Co.'S. Att
The Woman's Relief Corps will
give social at the G. A. r. hall on
Tuesday evening, August "a, and
there will be a programme OF music,
speeches and recitations suitable to
the occasion. The ladies will serve ice
cream and cake, and the proceeds will
be donated to the emergency fund
which the w. R. G. of the U. S. are
raising to help the sick and wounded
soldiers of the present war. A cordial
invitation is extended to all. 47-3t
Just out-San Malo, best 5 cent ci
gar. Try them. 37-tf.
Mrs. NJ. NJ. Ashmore, late teacher of
music in Pillsbury Academy, Owa-
tonna, will be in Redwood Falls for
the summer and will take pupils in vo-
cal or instrumental music. For terms
apply to her at Mrs. J. B. Robinson g
residence on Fourth street. 4S-t.f.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21
Understands His Business.

For years 1 have been tortured by
piles and liberation of rectum. Life
was burden. I tried everything, doc.
tors good and bad with same result. AL
ways from bad to worse. Two months
ago began treatment with DR.. D. M
Graham. the specialist. From the first
day have been getting well. 1 am in
another world to-day. The Doctor Ger.
tainly understands his business. Mon.
ey can't pay for the peace that has
come into my life. Go and see him.
FRANK KLINE,
Redwood Falls, March 8.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21
Redwood Falls, March 8.

II have used Chamberlain Cough
Remedy in my family for years and
always with good results" says Mr.. w.
B. Cooper of Ell Rio, Cal. "For small
children we find it especially effective. y
For sale by Hitchcock & Co. 47-4t
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21
THREE LAKES

Stacking has commenced.
Pete Stacy has returned from a visit
in Iowa.
Mrs. Joe Smith is said to be very sick
and cannot live.
The picnic of last week was not very
largely attended.
Minnie Jensen attended a picnic in
Brookyille Sunday.
David Dennistoun had leg sprained
while working in the hay field.
The Jensen brothers are entertaining
company from Cottonwood county.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21
Horses and Cattle
FOR SALE.

Some magnificent Shorthora cattle
raised on the Willard farm, one mile
west of the city, offered for sale, at bar
gain prices.
Also, about twenty head Of young
horses will be sold to persons looking
for bargains. Call on or address
JOHN CLARK, JR.,
Manager Willard Farm,
Redwood Falls, MINI
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21
DELHI.
DELHI TRAIN TINE TABLE.

DELHI TRAIN TIME TABLE.
East bound passenger, Lv., LES A. N
West bound passenger, 2O2 N
West bound freight. 7:45
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
East bound freight, 5:55 p n
Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays.
G.. NJ. BROWNE. Station Agent.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1898-07-21
"A New Man
at the WHICH,
at the
Mill STREET MARKET.

Having purchased the above Market, I
intend to conduct the same in first-class
shape. keeping it supplied with the best
meats, fish, ETC.. that the market afford.
All are cordially invited to call and inspect
the stock at the old stand. Mill Street.
HERMHN WERDER
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-02-25
AROUND THE HOUSE.

To renovate furnished gold and silver
embroidery rub it with small piece
of flannel dipped in spirits of wine.
Clean straw mating with bran wa
ter. This is made by putting three
pits of bran in two quarts Of water and
letting it boil. When tits almost cold,
wash the mating with it and after
ward dry it well.
A faded carpet may be greatly i'm
proved by being wiped over with a
damp cloth which has been wrung out
in ammonia and water. Only a little
ammonia is necessary-a tablespoon
full to a small bucketful of water will
be ample.
A lemon cut in half and rubbed ON
furnished brass will have a speedy and
very beneficial effect. The brass must
then be washed in warm water, dried,
and afterward polished with leather.
Many people assert that the lemon has
better effect if the cut side be dipped
in common salt before applying it.
When coffee is spilled on a white
table cloth the cloth should be at once
put in cold water and, after soaking for
little time, the stains should be gently
rubbed. If they are very bad it is
sometimes necessary to try something
else and~a mixture should be made of
the well-beaten yolk of an egg, two or
three drops of sherry and little rain
water. Dip the stained parts into this,
then rub, and rinse we'll in clean, cold
water.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-02-25
THE TRUTHFUL HUSBAND.
He wouldn't Stoop 10 Lie About {
MeaSIy Letter.

MeasIy Letter.
George said Mrs. Wildwood, 81 am
going to ask you something, and | want
you to cross your heart and tell me the
truth"
My darling" he cried, catching her in
his arms, you know | never tell you any
thing but the truth. Why will you go on
mistrusting me?"
Forgive me, dearest" the beautiful WON
an said, IF / have panied you. l know
you always tell me the truth. You are
the dearest old fellow in the world. I'm
sorry for what | said, and you needn't cross
your heart if you don't want to. I'll believe
you without that"
After he had kissed her, she continued:
You know that letter to mother which
| gave you last week-the one inviting her
to come here and visit us?'
Yes" he replied, gazing steadily into
her eyes.
"Well, she never received it. / thought
it was queer she didn't answer, and so
wrote again, and her reply came to-day.
George, did -mail-that letter."
Yes, darling, cross my heart
There" she exclaimed, throwing her
arms around his neck, and standing on
tiptoe to kiss him, Il knew you did, i be-
lleye you when you look at me that way
and say yes. / suppose it was lost in the
mails, some way You have made me so
happy, dear. You don't know how mis-
cradle L have been ever since the horrible
thought that you might do such thing
first occurred to me-
NO" George Wildwood said to himself
when he was alone, there's no use max
ing it necessary to lie about a thing like
that, when one can neglect to put on a
stamp and still be able to tell the truth" -
Cleveland Leader
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-02-25
A Beautiful Girls Addiction.

From the Republican, Versailles, Ind.
The fuckers, of Versailles, Ind, like all
fond parents, are completely wrapped up in
their children. Their daughter Lucy, in
particular, has given t:em much concern.
She is fifteen, and from a strong, healthy
girl, three years ago, had become weak and
kept falling off in flesh until she became a
mere skeleton. She seemed to have no life
she became the victim of nervous prestra
ton. Doctors did not help her. Most of the
time she was confined to bed, was very nerv-
Gus and irritable, and seemed on the verge
of st. Vitus' dance.
Zone morning." said Mrs. Tucker. "the
doctor told us to give her DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People, which he brought with
him. He said he was treating a similar case
with these pills and they were curing the pa
tient. We began giving the pills and the
next day could see change for the better.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-02-25
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

Most girls are hero worshipers till
they meet one.
Probably the most unhappy girl in
the world is the one whose teeth ache
every time she eats candy.
A girl always comes away from
house party with either terrible quar-
rel or an idea for new waist.
Any man will admit that he can't
make bread. but no woman will admit
that she can't understand politics.
A mother would sometimes do better
if she spent less time teaching her
daughter when she ought to be lady
and more time teaching her when she
ought to be woman.
When a man secs his wife really
angry he says it is foolish to lose her
temper like that; when he gets the
same way himself he says there is q
point where patience ceases to be a
ylrtue,-N. J. Press,
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-02-25

Just before recent dinner given In honor
ot some magnate. young swell whose chief
claim TO distinction seemed to be the height
OF his collar and an eyeglass, addressing a
stranger. said:
"Beastly nuisance, isn'tit2 Spoke to that
feilah over there-toob him for a gentleman
and found he had a ribbon on his coat;
some blooming head waiter. / suppose:"
"Oh, no, replied the other; that's Blank.
the guest of the evening
Dash It an, now, Is it," said the aston
lshcd swell. Look here. old fellow. as You
know everybody would YOU mind sitting
next me at dinner and telling me who every
one ISL
should like to very much" replied the
other man, but you see / cannot. I'm the
blooming head waiteri''-San Francisco
AruDuaut
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-02-25
News for the WheeImen.

The League of American Wheelmen num-
bers nearly 1900 below the 100000 mark
within the last few weeks. In spite of this
startling diminution, the maximum of
health may be attained by those who use
the comforting and thorough tonic, Hostel
gestion, a healthy flow of bile, regularity of
the bowels, and counteracts kidney trouble.
1t is, moreover, remedy for and preventive
of malaria and rheumatism
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-02-25
sr.rr OF ONO. CRY or TOLEDO, :,

LUCAS OOUNIf. :, :, >: N .
senior partner of the firm of i. Cheney
d Co, doing business in the city OF Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and thai Sald
firm viii pay the sum of One Hundred t9t,
lars for each and every case of catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use of Hall CataTrh
Cure, FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December, A. ID.
1856. A. w. GLEASON,
TSeal1 Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. SeSd for testimonials
free. F. j. CHENEY & CO. Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-02-25
No KIondike for Mel

Thus says E. Walters, LIE Raysville, Pa,
who grew (sworn toy 252 bushels Salzer's
corn per acre. That means 25,200 bushels
on 100 acres at zoe bushel equals $3.50.
That is better than prospective gold mine.
SaIzer paws $500 in gold for best name
for his l7-inch corn and oats prodigy. You
can win. Seed potatoes only $3.50 barrel
SEND THIS NOTICE AND 10 CTs IN STAMPS
to John A Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis,
and get free their seed catalogue, aud II new
farm seed samples, including above corn and
oats, surely worth $l0 to get start. K6
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-02-25
COLI Legally Defined.

just before the rising OF the law courts a
case involving the playing of golf was heard.
and queen counsel engaged IN 1t thus
described for the instruction OF the Judge
the ancient and royal game: Il believe. my
lord that the game of golf Is PLAYED i'm IT.
regular fields or waste grounds with a small
ball which the PLAYER tries to Init with a
stick. II he succeeds in hitting the ball he
spends the remainder of the day i'm looking
for n. That, as | am informed, my lord, Is
the game of golf. London Telegraph.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1898-02-25
DISQUALIFIED.

ooh, yes, Miss Birding is cultivated
singer, but she will never pass for great
artist you know"
"And why not, pray?"
because she can sing in nothing but Eng
lish"
ooh, dear! Is that SOP
eyes, and it is abominably good English,
too. You can understand every word she
saws. "-Philadelphi Bulletin.