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The state herald., 1898-12-02
NEGRO coLoNisrs FOR CUBA
santiago Paper Uphold. tn. s,h.m- L,
Hiring kAnsW, N~Ers-. To the i.i,od

Snhiingo tie Cuhn, Nov, 18th.
ltnndco Cubnnn. n weekly pnper of
Ills city, takes mn opposite View Ia
The other papers regarding the impor.
,hiioh into the Island Of negro colon.
l-is FROM Kansas.
The paper says that al TINT -boull
u. required j. that III. Immigrants
should b" Of good character nnJ will.
lug Ia work. and declares further ibnt
III" tnbnns hnvp no right Ia object Ia
illr Immigrants On account of ,llri,
color, NJ the negroes hnyo ma,ie cauni.
~ patriotic efforts with the whites Ia
secure ibc liberty of cubn, and ,hnt
consequently no objection slo,lJ IA.
innd" 10 the coming Of the negro col
onlrtu,
General Wood has appointed scnor
EudnIho lnmnyo chief Justice OF tb,
supreme Court, nni Srnors lose Re.
irln nnd VI. de j. MnnLuiny nssocIntc
Justices The chief Justice win ro
cclt" n salary of xi,aDu Der nnuu,u
nni "nch of the associate justices N
salary Of NlWn.
~ Gibnrn. there nrn i1o rubnns Ip
III" hospitals suffering frum AnnIlpoN
nnd NJ liolguin over 800 cnsra nrn rr
ported.
Colonel Hood NJ lIolguin hns been
puzzled ~ ~ the manner la which he
should d"nl with the rnRps of n n,rn.
Der OF Cuban women, married Ia am
GERS of the Spanish army, wbo bnyn
been left by their husbands iu n I,.
'i'n'c condition nnd who fru,iIr. trims.
p"rlh'i"n To spain. The mniicr has
b'"n referred Ia General Wood.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
EUROPE BITTERLY ResENrs.
American Expansion Frowned Down on ali
Sidcs Including Vatican.

American Expansion crowned Down on all
sidcs InciudinE Vatican.
Paris, Nov. 2S.-1liere IL no deny.
ing that the whole European continent
will bitterly resent American acquisi.
tlon of the Philippines. This sentiment
is not confined to diplomats, but espe-
cially here In Paris It is the opinion
constantly heard in the highest French
society.
II is known that high official Of the
French foreign office said yesterday:
'The appearance of the Americans In
eastern waters is disturbing factor to
the whole of Europe. Americans, as Is
well known, lack diplomatic manners
and will surely bring trouble TO all of
u.s."
AS to the general sentiment, Mr.. w.
IL. Il. Stead. who has just returned
here from tour of France. Belgium.
Germany, Russia, Austria, Turkey and
Italy. and who has seen the highest
politicians in each country and In some
cases their rulers, said to-day to cor
respondent OF the Associated Press:
"The immense majority of Europeans
are, OF course, absolutely ignorant Of
what has Happened. 1iitent upon tlieir
daily toll, they neither know NOR care
what occurs In the other hemisphere.
But Europeans who read the newspa-
pcrs are able to form what may 10
called public opinion in the Old
World. They are practically unani-
nous on the matter.
Outside of England | have not met
a single non-American who was not op-
posed to the expansion OF America; !;
nor through my whole tour Of Europe
have | met an European who did not
receive the protestations of the genu
Inc sincerity with which the Americans
entered upon the war with more or less
mock Incredibly"
Mr.. Stead reports that the bitteresi
hostility of all was found at the Vati
can.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

The rise Of panic and the Involved
method In which an absolute mon
archy compounds with truth TO nuell II,
is aptly illustrated In an incident ol
the days preceding the riots in Con
stantinople In 1896. Two men got In
TO a quarrel In the street. and one
knocked the other down. The passers-
by ran to get out of the way Of the
blows which followed. and others. see
ing the flight. ran also. Soon the wild
est confusion resulted outside shut
tors were put up. shoppers forced into
the street and swep, along with the
crowd. The great bridge. over which
passes the most cosmopolitan crowd IN
the world, was torrent OF rushing hu-
manity. Women failing In strength
dropped into doorways and alleys "a
avoid being trampled to death. A
little later the government sent oui
hcraids announcing that n lion had es'
caped from menagcrlo and caused
the panic: but that he had been re-
captured and all danger removed. a
few weeks afterward occurred 'he ter
rIbl. riots and the massacre whict
made orphans OF nearly four thousand
Armenian children.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

Consul Livingston at Cape Haytien.
Hayti. in recent report TO the State
Department, states that the currency
OF Hayti has become so deprecated as
TO be well-nigh worthless, and its daily
fluctuations seem the result OF caprice.
Almost all business enterprises are
either bankrupt or on the verge OF
bankruptcy. Business is at stand
still. and no one, either native or for
eigner. Is able to see any way out of
the diiiculty. Such is the condition OF
a country with a soil the fertility OF
which probably surpasses that OF any
other In the world. Everything grows
without effort. There are dyewoods
and cabinet woods in abundance: even
virgin forests OF mahogany and other
hard woods; and the mineral wealth,
though unexplored. is said TO be con-
siderable. The consul adds that he be-
lieyes a tour OF the island. with view
OF making a thorough inquiry into Its
Industrial condition, embracing the
principal settlements Of the Interior
as well as the cities along the coast,
would reveal a field ripe for the invest
mont OF American capital.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
ARMY TRANSPORT SERVICE.
Secretary Aigsr Approves Regulation
Which WIN Prevent troubles of
spanish War.

Washington. Nov. Secretary Al
ger has approved the regulations for
the army transport service prepared
by the Ludlow board. By these rcgu-
lations an army transport service Is
organized as special branch of the
Quartcrmastcr's Department.
Subject 10 the supervision of the
quartermasicr general. the service will
be conducted by its own officers. New
York and san Francisco are the home
ports for the Atlantic and Pacific
traffic respectively, The personnel Of
The service Will be:
General superintendent. assistant Ia
general superintendent, medical super.
lntendent, transport quartcrmasiers,
transport surgeons marine superin.
iendent, experimenting engineer. ns-
sistant TO experimenting engineer.
port steward. chief stcvedore. army
transport agents at over.sea ports.
II Is believed at the department that
the new regulations win 20 long
way toward preventing occurrences of
troubles that arose In the hastily I'm.
prorised transport service In the WI
with Spain.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
HAVANA IN ROBBERS HANDS.
Desperadocs brought Back From Ceuta,
Working In Gangs, Plunder In Broad Day

| baCh SVhtb'
Working In Gangs, Plunder In Broad Day
New York. Nov. 2S.-A special TO the
Herald from Havana says:
'Outsidc of the principal business
streets in Havana vcritablc reign of
terror has set ill., with the return of
400 despcradOes, members of the in
famous band Of nanogocs sent to Ceu-
Ia three years ago. The robbers do not
await darkness to pursue their prOfcS-
sion, though by far the greater num-
Der of crimes are committed at night.
These men work In gangs" which
makes success of opposition to their
plans almost impossible. Indeed, the
police have found II cheaper TO refuse
TO see their depredaiiOns. Yesterday
two members of the new force Of civil
police made an attempt to Illustrate the
plans of four footpadS. The only re-
suit of their temerity was that the
bodies of both policemen We're in the
morgue this morning.
GuanabacOa is in far worse condi-
tion than Havana. There the dcspcra-
does have an absolute control Of the
town after nightfall as Wcylcr did Of
Havana when he was there. The Span
ish military officer says:
Americans are now responsible for
Cuba. If crime Is To he put down, let
their soldiers come in and attend to 10.
For three years they have said we are
brutal in our treatment of Cuban
criminals. We will watch their meth.
ods with great interest
The state herald., 1898-12-02
U. S. MIGHT WANT TO BUY.
hciirf In Washington Anent Philippians
IaIan hni rcIeM t:ronp


New York. Nov. 25.-A dispatch To
the Herald from Washington says:
There II reason 10 believe that the ad-
mlnlstrntion would he willing 10 pur.
chase from Spain not only the Philip.
pines and ITALIAN island. but all Of the
Cnrolincs and the Pelew group.
Much regret IL felt In official circles.
particularly among naval men. at the
failure Of the President to Insert In the
peace protocol n provision regarding
the Caroline and pclcw islands slml.
lar 10 ihnt relating TO the Philippines
Behind the proposition TO buy t'nlan
Hes the hope In some quarters that
Spain will make n counter proposition
for the ccssion Of the entire group and
the Pelcw islands for an increased
compensation.
The belief prevails here that the
Germans VIII bring pressure to benr
upon Spain 10 prevent her from selling
the Cnrolincs To the United States
Such action would undoubtcdly he
looked upon Ms n cause for n breach OF
friendship.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
rfe,,.l Ar.,n.t calnt.n rrnnn..

Lit le liock, Ark, Nov, ~ Llrnlcn.
ant j w Phillips, commnndnnt M
foi Logan II liooi, received n trln
gram last night from The War Dppnri.
mrni, notifying him that tlrinrlinnn,
from the Twrniy.iifih Infantry would
bc sent io this Siniipn 10 10 rnrfl-on
duty,
This Information has crcntod Il son.
nnilgn among citizens gcurfnlly. thp
trouble growing out " the fnri lin,
the soldiers designated for duty her,
nfr negroes. \ strong protest vim bo
entered with the War Department h,
the state authorities nnd rliiynn.
against tli" occupation Of the post ly
c0lnred troops
The state herald., 1898-12-02
Hoods pills cure all Liver Ills. sscents.

In the first instalmcnt of his story of
the "Merrimac" In the December Cen
tury which IL to be an unusually attrac-
tive number. Lieutenant Hobson lays no
claim to having originated the idea of
blocking the channel at Santiago The
sinking of the collier had been ordered by
Admiral Sampson, but the commanding
officer of Santiago had not executed the
manoeuver when the flagship arrived.
and the working out of the plan. as well
as It's execution, was intrusted to Lieu
are detailed in this number of the maga-
zine, and In later issues the story OF the
sinking of the ship and the capture and
Mt first hand This is The only account OF
his exploit that Mr. Hobson has written
for publication
The state herald., 1898-12-02
Line. slo~iy Recovering.

New Haven. Conn. Nov. 2s.-Thc
paralysis Of traffic 10y trolley and
railroad that followed the storm
throughout Connecticut Saturday Is be-.
ing slowly overcome to-day. II was
midnight before the various divisions
Of the New York. New Haven a. Hart.
ford railroad began 10 show signs "
resumption of schedules. At II n. IN.
no trains had reached here from Hos.
ton.
Trains over the New York division
nrc stlll nm hour behind time. IN, air
line division and the Naugatuck mud
Berkshire divisions nrc alll blocked.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
DOWNING DIES IN MANILA.
Soldier of Company J., FIRST Colorado
Among Those Reported to lie Dead.

Washington, Nov. 2I.-Thc following
report OF deaths among the American
force at Manila was received from
General Otis by the War Department
to-day:
Manila, Nov. 27,-Adjutaut General,
Washington: Following deaths since
last report:
November 2l-Frnnk NJ. Harden.
private, Company *. First North Dn.
kotn,dysentery; Ole T. Lnlkkcn. private.
Company X, First North Dakota. ~.
phold fever
November 22-Clydc Perkins. prl.
yatc. Company X. Second Oregon.
smallpox: Walter Downing, private.
Company l., First Colorado. dysentcry.
November 23-Charles McKinnon.
private, Company 4, Second Oregon.
smallpox.
November 25-l,obcrt Davidson.
private, Company q, Fourteenth Unit.
ed States Infantry. mnlatlul fever,
James NJ. Clark private. Company X.
First South Dakota, dyscntcry.
Otis"
The state herald., 1898-12-02
SNOW ImpkLsonsd sherr

Tacoma, wash. Nov. ~. Thousands
Of sheep arc Imprisoned IN the noun.
,nlns ncnr rcndlcion. Oregon. Three
feet Of snow Inns fallen IN the foothills
there. aud the sheep cannot s,,
through, II 10 the valleys below.
This situation results from the fact
that sheep men hnv. kept their sheen
on the mountain ranges ns long ns Dos.
siblc oii account Of tho irynrss nn,l
lnck Of grnss outside. Unless chlnool,
winds blow nni melt the snow. sheer
men VIII he unable Ia bring their sheer,
ont without heavy lass.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
Area The ua,i.d state. a,,...

PhtlA. Nov %.-li II believed that
the definition Of the limits Of the rhil.
ipplnc group IN the American demands
was ~ follows
From degrees ~ minutes NORTH,
lnilind" 10 ~ degrees ~ minutes north
latitude. nnJ from III degrees rnsl
Longitude 10 i2J degrees ensi lonri.
tndc. thus covering about 1000 mile.
north nnd south nnd J0o miles east
nnd west,
The state herald., 1898-12-02

When II comes to handing bouquets
TO each other some Of the country peo'
p.rs certainly carry on the prize, Here
is one tina, the Mhauoke,a towO Ex-
telsior deals out 10 contemporary:
The grinning chump who comes here
to solic, for the clinton County Teas
cr. the paper that Is thrown into ;hn
gutter as soon NJ II IL taken from the
pos,ofiioc by intelligent people, wab in
town last woek and sen, back a 10, Of
political rot to the nwill tub he writes
for. but wrote II because II IL report
ed"
The state herald., 1898-12-02
itsgin.n,. p., ,u,,s

Knoxville. Tenn. Nov. 25-onlclni
order. came tonight directing the
Fourth Tennessee to prepare To move
Tomorrow morning 10 Snynnnnh. Thr
command WIN go TO Clenfucgos, cuhp
hnd from there II win tnko possession
of Santa Clara city.
The sixth Ohio regiment also rpcoly.
81 orders tonight to prepare 10 10 "a
the spnbonrd tomorrow. This raql
ii"ni WIN b" stniionai nj cinnfuoros
nnJ Trinidad.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
THREATS OVER SAN DOMINGO
United states May s'nd war,hip to ~
fore. Payment OF u, ,m, iridg Aw ,rd.

United states May s,nd w,r,hip to ~,
fare. Payment OF u, I'm, iiridg Aw ,rd.
New York. Nov. 25-A dispatch 10 the
Herald from Washington says: Pres.
sure Is being applied TO San Domingo
by the United States TO secure the pay.
mcnt Of the Oznmn bridge reward. This
award was mnde two months ago IN
favor Of Nathaniel Mckay OF this city.
II amounted TO n little more than $50.
900. ope.fourth OF which was 10 be
paid NJ once and the rest In three equal
lnstallmcnis Of 10000 each.
The second payment II due ncxi
month. The first payment has never
been satisfied,
II is not Intended 10y this government
To wait upon San Domingo amy length
OF time. Should the necessity arise.
which, however, II not anticipated no
doubt exists that the authorities viii
send n mnn-of war 10 San Domingo ia
hasten the payment.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
.,.i,.n NAM. Nh ilni.,.u,.

ConslnnilnOplr, Nov -, Nrvornl 0l
the Turkish ministers have submitted
10 the Sultan inehurlnlH pointing nui
the disturbed state Of the empire aud
The reforms they consider necessary.
The sultan ls lrriinicd ~ this ntti
tide upon the pnri NJ his ministers AN,
II Is expected lr viii dismiss scyern
Of them. although II viii bc difficult
10 hnd Substitutes who DO not favui
inImIIiIa-
The state herald., 1898-12-02

the object OF demand upon Spain.
but will he an offer In all sincerity to
purchase the island at a fair price.
1t IL not In contemplation to take all
of the Caroline group.
The Paris correspondent of the
London Times. NJ. de Blowitz, says he
believes Spain will decline to sell the
CarOllnes.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

-John Bull evidently means business.
He has notified the Canadian Steam
ship company that the Empress OF In
dia, the Empress OF China and Empress
of Japan must prepare for immediate
war service. They will repair TO Hong
Kong. where guns and munitions OF
war are in readiness. These steam
ships were constructed under direction
OF the British government, and can be
converted into cruisers in twenty-four
hours after work begins.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
n.nir s,n,lnn wanted N.,,.

Washington. Nov 2s,-li Is the i'm.
preston NJ the S'nie Department. IN
the absence Of nnyihing anyc press 10.
ports oi the proceedings NJ Paris 10.
dny, that the commission work IL now
n.Dr nn end nnd that about Two weeks
time viii suffice Ia close II M.
II was said ~ the Sintc Department
Tint the nrNi step In order viii be- 10
begin negotiations for the acquisition
" tnInn IN the Caroline islnnds for n
cnbl. station. This is not TO bc innlu
The state herald., 1898-12-02

The man who acted for years as Jay
Gould's purchasing agent says OF I'm
Gle Russell Sage: "He is the only man
In the world who manages TO get
through the day without spending n
cent. He walks from his house to the
elevated station, at Forty-second
street, where the newsboy on the plat
form makes him a present of a morn
ing paper. He rides free, of course.
The Western Union Company gives
him a splendid luncheon. He neither
drinks. eats nor smokes"
The state herald., 1898-12-02
l'Inar Del I,in l,nr..,.l

'in,nnn, Nov. ~. 10 y. n.-At noon
to-day General Hernandez Vrlnsro.
WIN 1000 Spanish troops, ,vncun,rd
,l,c city nn1 province of plnnr dol Iiio'
Ihcy left the city with hnnds p,n,ing
ANA banners dying General v.lnsrn
nh!'h. formal delivery To the nlpyn,
Iinlf mn hour nfirrwnrl n ruI,u
lieutenant colonel entered with Ia
men. General vclnscos forces nrrlyn,,
ncrc Oh two iraIps nbout q o'clock ,hI,
evening. wv" WIS
The state herald., 1898-12-02
Itrlna Mrtcrd,. Mn, m.Imi.

snnIlngo de rubn. Nov. 21.-L,cu,op.
ant L,icinn Young OF the Hist. WIN
some days ngo examined the wreck OF
the stiiikcn cruiser Reinn Mercedes.
ibnde another examination yesterday,
Dnd Found that tho wreck had moved
slightly, nnd II now IN uu extremely
dangerous position.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
GERMAN RULER RETURNS HOME
Emperor and Empr-.. spent 10000. 900
Marks Ia the Trip to Jrrus.I-m

roisdnm, Nov. 2J.-Thc Emperor and
Empress of Germany arrived here NJ 4
o'clock this morning ON their feiurn
from the Holy Land.
An tile rrusslan ministers welcomed
the Emperor and Empress of Germany
un their arrival. The Imperial chm.
ccilor. Prince ilohcnlohc, expressed the
sincere nl"asur" experienced by the
ministers nt The safe return.
Berlin, Nov. 20 The church bells
were tung nnd the public buildings
were decorated with flags when Etnpo.
ror William passed through here 10.
day.
III" BOcr1cn I"liung snys his males.
Tvs trip 10 the Holy Land had o1., Ia.
uSo,ooO mnrks
\ few of the newspapers print wei.
coming articles.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

Porto Rico has now followed Hawaii
into the domain OF the United States
for better or for worse. I, rests with
M TO make Il for the better By assuring
these new territories good government,
and that Is TO be done only by aHuir'
ing Ourselves the best possible govern
mrnt at home.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

Those who desplHc fame seldom de-
serve Il. We are apt TO undoryalue the
purchase We cannot reach. TO conceal
our poverty the better. II Ia a spark
which kindles upon the best fuel, ANA
burns brightest In the brayest breast.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

Converting shirkers into workers,
absorbs more time than changing sim
ners into saints.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

Genius may be swifter than perse-
verance, but the latter wins in the
long run.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

The thread of an argument often i'm
plies that the whole thing is merely
yarn.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

When woman passes man on the
street and looks daggers at him he Is
very apt to feel the cut.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
a CUBAN MAYOR.
uentfai wood ts,ipH ~ Experiment a
san, aHo.

Santiago lie cubn Nov. %. Some
time ago Major Mrienry. whom Gcn.
urnl Leonard Wood had appointed
inny0f VI Snnlingo. requested 10 bp ~.
li"ved Of his mnyornliy duties aud 10
return 10 lis military post. This 70.
ailcat WAS granted to-day.
~ ~" opinion ~ General Wood II Ia
The state herald., 1898-12-02

LouIse-"Look at the baby; he pulls
that poor kittens tail all the time"
well. don't worry. I'm glad II isn't my
new fur boa"
The state herald., 1898-12-02

At forty a man doesn't think he
knows as much as he thought he knew
at twenty but he knows he knows
more,
The state herald., 1898-12-02

The man who wounds with word
is usually too cowardly to strike a
blow.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

A cynical bachelor says that wo-
man is an agreeable blunder of ma
ture.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

Nothing humbles the average man
more than to find himself in the soup
when he thought he was in the swim.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

Use Diamond &C" Soap and get
full gilt mantel clock for nothing.
Other valuable prizes also.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

Charles Brown. barber OF Colum.
bus, Ohio. wears black eye. and
Charles Riley wears solitary bunch
Of whiHkcrs ON one cheeh Both are
under arrest, Riley objected TO the
alleged duiiness Of the razor with
which Brown had removed one " hlH
burnside.. and the two came togpiher
Particular are awaited with tonsid.
srabis anxiety.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

what did Bridget say when she broke
the last cut-glass bowl we have?" "She
said 1t would never happen again"
The state herald., 1898-12-02
Men Of shining intellect are not
necessarily light-headed.
Only strong minded woman can
write letter and omit the postscript.

The name is too often but
shadow larger than the man behind
II
The state herald., 1898-12-02

Cupid is blind to everything save the
golden eagle.
The state herald., 1898-12-02

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAYS
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money II II falls to cure
25c. The genuine has l.. u Q. on each tablet
The state herald., 1898-12-02

A man In order to be great mus, be
good. says an exchange Groa, crlm-
lnals. great rsscals and Others Of that
siaks should bear this IN MIND
The state herald., 1898-12-02

The pill of adversely is never sugar.
coated.
The state herald., 1898-12-02
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.

SAN FRANCIsCO. Cal
LoUlsvILLE. Ky. NEW y0RH. n. z.
The times., 1898-09-04
About Pennies.
(From the Chicago News.)


The cent consists of 95 per cent of copper and
per cent tin and zinc. There are 0O0, 600 COO
pennies in circulation throughout the country
and the Philadelphia mint is turning them out
at the rate OF 1000 900 month to keep up the
supply. The retail stores which have the accent
bargains and the like sometimes take $4,000 in
pennies at time from the bank
Copper blank sheets are bought by the Gov
ernment large enough to get 100 cents frcm
On reaching the mint the sheets are cut into
strips, from which the round blanks called
planchets are punched. and these are run di
reetly through the stamping machines Then
they go to the automatic weighing machine
which throws out all the imperfect coins Pen.
nies counted at the mint by counting board
which enables the operator to count 500 at a
time, the board being inclined plane with
troughs the exact width of cent separated by
copper partitions in height exactly equal to the
thickness of the coin. The cents are poured
over this board and fall into the grooves pre-
pared for them, the surplus ones rolling off The
board is then emptied.
Last year Pennsylvania took the most pen
nies-Il. .000,0 600 New York came next with
demand for 9,000, 600, and in New Mexico. where
the penny is little used,. only $40 were asked
for. 1t is estimated 100000 pennies a year are
lost in various ways-childron put them on rail
way tracks to be iattencd they roll down cracks
in floors and walks and manage to elude the
vigilance Of their careless owners.
The times., 1898-09-04
Beware Of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles should
never be used except on prescriptions
from reputable physicians, as the dam
age they will do is ten fold to the good
you can possibly derive from them.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F.
]. Cheney & Co., Toledo. o., contains
no mercury and is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genu-
Inc. 1t is taken internally and made in
Toledo, Ohio. by T. j. Cheney & Co.
Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.