The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-03-06
Along the Kansas Nile,

The giantess in Barnum's circus Is from
Missouri-and OF course she tells the cir
Gus manager he viii have to show her.
In a strictly literal sense il still holds
good that plenty Of rain in Kansas will
prevent the Populists from grinding the
Republicans in the dust.
DR.. Embree's congregation at Topeka
has exonerated him. But the congregation
made no movements toward returning
that 500 Embree paid over TO the girl
Possibly one reason no Kansas man has
attempted TO waddle singly into war. is
due TO the example Of John Brown. who
shot under the wire before the govern
ment cried Cot
The few Kansans who are yearning vest
buttons loose for war should remember
that Spain can put up prison horrors
which make Andersonviile an elaborate
paradise in comparison.
No state rides new slang phrase a.
hard as does Kansas. IN year or two
Kansas people VIII be so used 70 Nit"
that a good many OF them may have 10
so to the dictionary on No
The proportion Of Egyptian women who
can read and write IS only one-halG But
the biggest gumps in Egypt are the dogs
which have been trying 10 bark the pyr-
amids away for twenty centuries.
In Kansas it no longer is popular 70
grunt. The day has come To succeed by
putting your best foot forward. and the
day has gone to succeed, BY putting like
the mule. your best foot backward.
u have been over Kansas thoroughly"
writes a correspondent 70 o. New York
paper. and / have every reason 10 be-
lieye that Kansas will change private
secretaries to the governor next fan"
II Tom Watson could know the bub-
bling gurgle for war among the mlddie-of-
the-road Pops IN Kansas. he would re-
member that Arthur Sewalis wealth -
all on the sea and would be i1 danger.
I See said the Kansas man. a. De
watched the man IN the snake cage wlfh
a boa-constrictor around him g by with
the rest u the circus parade y see that
that fellow is ali wrapped up IN bis bust
ness"
- Leland IS Just AZ present anugrred
up in one Of those occasional dense spells
OF silence which usually precede his quick
seizure OF a political situation by 'ha uape
OF the neck and the neither region 81 the
trousers.
John S~aton runs a foundry. and handle
iron Major Hood ls a banker and handles
sold. ". r Stanley counts the collection
In a Sunday school ard handle copper.
vhlle Billy Eawarcs. tfe other ca14 date
has metallic ring IN his Folee.
Kansas PcpuIls, editor. "OpinR % -4e
rush cf local news tGis week we are NOT
abe 20 run our splendid cartoon saozluz
a lsrge cox which tae poor western far
m-r is feeding v1ie Joseph Letter ir
Chicago lz getting al the milk
The other day ln congress Jerry E.ua-
son said. I an farmer va1 tzrrls rrs
Ear ard rot ths farmer The plaid ~.
.s that = Jsrry's big fzr1 seysrses ~
aiu. there Tosi9 t--a5oat ono blade ~
grass on Il ard -hs- v7aIs nave 70 -
propped ~ ain a t5G'h-plck
II young ice Letter sao1.1 come 20 Rar-
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save ths farmer. % zouis haze II. 49,.
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