New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-09-04
THE TALK or THE DAY.

..r,o Noyrtaven News" says that Connecticut
clergyman on a recent Sunday gave out the ioio"'
ing notice. The regular session or the DONKEY
o,lnb will be held as usual the close Of this ser
vice Members will line up just outside the church
door. make remarks and stare at the women VINO
,oas "a "a their custom. Any member known 70
escort a young woman 20 n church IKE man anu
sit with her ike ~ gentleman will be promptly eH-
PEELED from membership.
vrs t-nsoast-They say that the Minneapolis can
steam twenty-four knots an hour
Mr. 'I.nsons,-I suppose they steam them so that
no poor sailors can unite them more easily
-CI,rooklyn LIE
The real author OF "A Hot Time In the old Town
ro-r,yht" which has been described since the san
,,, ocbt as the new National anthem. Is. ac-
cord,ng to a dispatch from Denver an Ola negro
,o,oor named Amanda Green. who sang IL Tor
veors before II was finally picked up by trhVcHhs
actor The latter got the tune and liked up the
words 20 suit himself retaining however the title
and the main idea.
o,.os,on for IIastc-'T am the wrong man. pro
tested the wretched creature they "''' e"'
re TS 20 OF the vgantes was clearly as
sailed with msgivings ,,rose,rg those who
niy,,rg with the rope. 1T may prove that the
yelow speaks truly. after allF'-tpetrot journal
Tho two banks OF Burlington. WIS. are managed
by women
BowserYon appeared d 20 Dr W
I'm Tunper's saloon last evening"
Towser-Oh don't know. ho,vcon two horns
nowser-Oh, yes you were, o''"'"
Won know Boston TRANSCRIPT
oonro,r,o,e means Of celebrating the end
-, ,,,,,rv the wesleyan Mehodists or Eng
land nropose 10 raise million guineas us WV"
,,e,b century fund. OF this total N'S"V" WIN 'e
devoted 20 church extension. N'"V''o W eu0'
s,no 90 each to the Home ana foreish "i'so
40. tltaa
n.,,onal house I'm London The Roman oa'honc
r,,,r,h ,yul probably celebrate the same event ny
,,ugr,mores to holy places. such "a Louroes
nocloreJ His Intentlons.-Fond MothernH I,.s
:, Dee!'' ,r,,rn with whom you have been dancing
s sFH tbe evening. at last declared his Intentions!
TS GS' roodness What did he saw ,,ox
..iIe declared he would never get ""''"" VIVA
bury Gazette.
..r,.. yos,or Transcript" says: THE New Eng
,o,d coaches that have been put through the s"op
hear the name OF New-York Ne"-haVe" anu
t,.,,,r, while the locomotives come forth Dear
, ,o name at all This seems TO indicate Una.
,arrc I'm the name of the railroad mas pee" "e
.,t,,sd upon but It will not be maze just at
present
rsser,IaI-"There Is no denying" exclaimed the
Chinese Emperor, that ,nnnrtance The world can
Our nation Is one w',oSc
not IAN TO cpmntries are the who carry on
-, rcai contests" mildly suggested III hung
Chang. So. ..,ro tho stakes "-(Washngton
Star.
A., ANGLICAN clergyman declared the other day
- ,h ,unaral of an old parishioner that the salva-
,,or ~ the latter was very doubtful. owing 10 the
,t tina, he had refused to 20 10 the parish church
r account OF the rtuastic practices Of the clergy
man.
Changed Clrcumstances.-"The say that Mrs.
Randy throws great deal OF agony since they
became suddenly rich. ., =. ,,. T., -,
s,,r Now she gets up and rides chainless BIZ
rvcle or orders "A carriage" -(Detrolt Free Press.
A CONGREGATIONAL church In London recently tried
the novel experiment OF inviting thirty pastors Of
country churches. with their wives. To become Its
guests for IA couple Il days. The idea was to bring
the rural pastors into contact with the city church.
to give proof OF the interest and sympathy OF the
larger and stronger bodies with the smaller TO In
cite the fraternal spirit, and thus to cheer and In
spire II might be- those who work largely In iso-
la ton.
Customer-I thought told you to paint me sit
ting on the piazza of my house. You've painted
the piazza all right. Tut there's nobody on II
Artist-Of course not. The painting represents
afternoon View. The would then be on
the front OF the house and. OF course Won
wouldn't be sitting In the sun The picture 4
true to art and to nature You are supposed 10 be
sitting on the back stoop.-(Boston Transcript.