New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-02-06
THE TALK Of THE DAP.

Presbyterian Of Toronto protests against the
use OF Amen" in Presbyterian worship. on the
GROUND That 1t Is An Episcopal idea. Whereupon
an Anglican remarks that the Episcopalians must
nave written the Bible. since the word Is used IN
that book.
,o shsmAre you opposed to this cutting up of cats
He-Yes I am There was ono cut,,,o 80, g.,
G fbnr last might and the noise some
any purpose.-,fonkers Statesman
THE Buffalo Commercial" prints this irate letter
from father to a school teacher:
Sur: In regard to me keeping WiIlte ON, ~
school for work 10 help In the Corn did not now
II void make such hou with a man Of good
Since but 1t Seams to with you now you DIS ,ev,-
IDENTIFY meant for please under Stand that Child
Is mine rot yours and 1 have to horde and cloth
him and think now what The law Says
'(now Sur YOU Can excep this as an excuse or not
Sur do as you pleas had Some Corn out and
II Is late. So drive a hed)
1--WE have TO kings quenes nor empires in
this Country and thairfore 1 can not obey YOUR
orders and If you wanto Sind the truant officer I'D
here do so but before he takes one OF my children
their Ill be wors battle fought than THAR was
between the armenians & the turks)
nov have STINT my children to School before 4
Sint them to you and just good teacher 10
and they exceped them excuses and you will have
to do the Same See
There are indiscretons that carry their own pun
lShment with them and the establishment OF
Them for at the inaugural meeting OF this rara
3Vs or f9ciety IN lancastrian ferris a copy OF
which this is stanza:
'Nrom Dosset cum voggers. vrom Barksher
And W:,tshcr Moon-rakers do add to his Toys
Keen Flintstwuns Of Hampsher yer 70 be
And skimdicks vrom zummerzet make up the
In default Of another "Jabberwocky." tina. should
satisfy the northerners.-tLondon Globe
The guardians OF the poorhousc IN Oldham. Eng
land. recently discontinued the daily allowance OF
half pint OF beer TO each inmate whereupon
most OF them went on strike. leaving tho instltu-
ten
Her Great Success.-"Of course a woman can tell
funny story she exclaimed, Indignantly. II
get to laughing before I had more than started'"r
indianapolis Journal
Sydney newspaper man who has been VISIT
ing Samoa describes a cricket match he saw in
Apia The match was being played In aid OF the
church funds II had been in progress for about
three months. There were ninety hundred
on each side. Most OF the inhabitant. OF the
village being engaged in II there was Of course
no chance OF gate money. each player put in
shilling before taking the bat. and when bowled
out could go in again payment OF another
shilling
P@'R rG o5 sr' .1
YOU can see Che handwriting on the WALL
hanGwr.tin' on walls De fe,lies OATS pullin' fur
me don't read-(Ch!cago Tribune.
Colonel Jack" Chinn. OF Kentucky. thinks tho,
the battle-ship Kentucky should 10 named with
some smooth old red liquor and started for Cuba
Appealing to the Record.-IIe-rm tired OF hear.
ing about woman being the better half" Look
- al
II FIRST How do you get around that?
had made man. lie never repeated having MADE
woman Get around that. will you?-CShicaso
Tribune.
Says THE Watchman": I'VE are Informed nv
one Of our most honored pastors in Providence
Il. l.. that at recent cvangelistc meeting In that
city the Rev Henry Marley declared that the
American Republic going TO ruin because n
is not founded on Scrptural principles since the
Bible teaches that monarchy Is the true form, Of
human govcrnment This is pretty strong doc
trinc for an Englshman to preach 70 an American
audience"
Not a Popular Character "Habberjohn doesn',
seem to have very lovable nature
We'll. no II Habberjohn were al n banquet and
AT the table AL eyes would instnctivelv turn
toward Habherjohn az the ono to GO '--Indl,nap.
oils journal
Germany IL has often been remarked Ia the
country of anniversaries and "Jubilaum-" One OF
the latest anniversaries to be observed there is the
millennium OF the sausage. which. It seems had rs
orlgn In s97.
u see that the Emperor of Germany has cut
Or Lueger. the anti-Semitc leader In Vienna l."
"a.d T., me man In the BARRIERS chair.
"a, i ro de Lawdr exclaimed the barber who'd
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