The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1898-05-07
"He-"As long AZ horo ,o,.

you, you have never given mo
q real good picture OF yourse]f.r She
-"Why, Harry, I gave Won n nhoto.
graph only last spring that eyery one
said was beautiful" eyes, so it WAS"
Father (severely)-"My son. this is
disgraceful state of affairs. The re-
port says you are the last bow in the
class Of Twenty-Five" sHenrv--"I
might have been worse, father"
'Father-''I cant see how" Henry
-""lhere might have been more bows
in the Glass;
Mrs. Jackson-"Mr. Hawkins. T
wish you'd decide a bet. Mr.. Jack
son says it is only SOP feet from here
to the beach, and I sPSit's 1000 feet"
Mr.. Hawkins-''W elr I should say
you were both rights Ifs..about 500
of Jackson's feet ap1 1000 of yours. >"
Tit-Bits. 4
Moral, Stop 4|rst and Think: She
"You say / am the first girl you ever
made love to, but Your manner indi-
Gates that you have Lad experience. -
He-"Please explain how you Know
that" After he had gone she was
almost tempted Z jab herself with her
hatpin. Chicago News.
Miss Blackleigh Cooking at her pho.
tograph) 81 should like to know what
people say about my picture" Miss
Daisy-"No, dear; l don + think you
would" boston Transcript.
Separate Institutions: Clerical
Friend-"I hear you are having
trouble in your church. The Rev
DR.. Fourth y-''Not word of trutl
in it. The trouble is in the choir. -
Chicago Tribune.
Dobbs-"T here's man who shave
several times day." Wiggins-'' Yo1
don't mean it Ishould think there
nothing left of his face" Dobbs-'I
doesn't hurt his face at all. He's {
barber.
The Accepted Time-"Pa, can I g
to the circus ?" "No, my son; j.
you're good boy, you won't want tx
90 to the circus" "Then I'd better
go while I'm bad enough to enjoy it
hadn't ?"-Puck.
my fortune is made !" he cried
II will be rich beyond the widest
dreams of avarlce. shall start fo]
the Klondike tomorrow. Ny chemis
try will be my salvation. GLOW so
have you discovered q compound tina
will aid in the detection of gold de
posts ?" 'No; I have invented
yeast that will make six looves o
bread from the -four ordinarily re
CURED for one. "-Up-to-Date.
J "Judge," said the prisoner, "ma,
I ask if intent is vital in fixing
crime?" "It is" ''Then, your honor
: am only guilty Of petty larceny.
broke into that house to get something
10 eat and came across the silver b.
accident"
1 Advice to Would-Be Actor
"What would you advise fellow t
do who is bound to 60 on the stage
and who can't act any more than
,ow?" "Tell him to go to Chicag
and join live stock company'"-Phi
adelphia Bulletin.
Pat was suffering dreadfully frol
: sea-sickness, and there was no pros
!. pect of relief, for the vessel pitche
l. md rolled without cessation. "B
+. ;'under," he cried in his agony
] "Won't somebody second this motto
and let it be passed without debate.
-Harper's Bazaar.
J Many young man who has entere
On career has been glad soon afte
y ward to get steady job. Puck.
o Our Newspaper Enterprise: New
o boy Ito distinguished author just a
;e rived) -'Extra, sir! Full account
|. your arrival" Brooklyn Life.
Outclassed: The Rejected One
j" have rival, then?" The Girl-"Har
= ry that; I have promised to mari
~ him" -Philadelphia North America
,sl Old Gentleman-"What are you or
10 ing for, my little MANI" Small Boy.
d "'Cause de governments buying
10 Ill de torpedoes, an dey won't be mol
,, left fer de FOurt'."