Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1898-02-11
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my dear Mr.. Assessor, love is
al Assessor (frightened)-So l
lve-Fliegende Blatter.
aud-You are so dreadfully cross
I don't see how you can shoot
ght Cross-eyed sportsman fse l
barrels at once.-Boston Traveller.
London said the returned tour
Oastfully, 81 appeared at court"
much was the tine?" queried
rnical friend.-Philadelphia North
rlcan.
test from the intelligence office:
Bridget. told you to notice when
APPLES boiled over" "Sure l did,
h. 1t was quarter past eieven."-
Okyn Life.
Why has Splasher named his picture
fish DeerT" He was afraid some
would say that American deer
II have legs like those of his deer"
Aicago Record.
nuIsitiye tourist lin Oklahoma)-
NlOn me, sir, but are you a married
nl Baldy Scrodd (the stage drlverl
Nope; had my hair secured off in
pstOrm.-Puck.
next time I'm going out to Beverly's
going to take camp stool with
"What fOr?' Last time l went
udown on a little thing that turned
10 be a tea -ta bic. Puck.
What did you think Of the great
n show, Miss GothamT 81 think
itthe presence of the horses detract-
very materially from the chief at
nctiOns of the entertainment"
IT seems strange that he could plum
great corporation like that for
ans without being found out" well,
see, the corporation was pretty
y tself."-Chicago Journal.
Ohn Doe-l wonder what caused
bang to collapse? l am told he is
ferng from nervous prostration.
Aad Roe-Yes. He sat down in a
me of poker with man who stutter-
Puck.
Gof,' remarked the young man who
TearisOmely blase. "is one of the
p few games that do not fatigue
What is the reason for that"
never learned to play it."-Wash-
tOn Star.
'StOnlan-Is this friend that you
y TO bring to dinner much of a ra-
relr! Chicago man-Blamed If l
aV; but say, you'll die laughin' II
can get him to tellin' stories.-Cleve-
\ Leader.
am afraid that actors sometimes
@lve us about the salaries they get"
naFSed the mild-mannered citizen.
replied the keen observer; they
think they do, but they DON'T
Shlngton Star.
won't you play something, Mul.
asked Kilduff, motioning toward
piano. 81 hardly like to while Col
Is here" ''Is he severe in his
clsms" Yes; and he carries a pis
Harlem Life.
P0lher Sontext-Well, Brother Stir
lN Will they raise your salary an
year! Brother Stiremup-Wel,
Know about another year; they
at finished raising it for this veal
-Richmond Times.
SyCur Shakespeare society started
u Miss Jones" Yes. We met a
Wlggles' yesterday. Miss Matilda
aNon read a most delightful pape
ae the Influence Of Rosalind OIL
Reform Bazaar.
vi suppose you think I'm a fool
lhats what troubles me. l
Mpposition is correct, then yO,
mind reader, and therefore yO,
aol be fool; and yet-well, yo1
"and.-BoSton Transcript.
~tS very business-like woman,
aled one young man. YES" re
ue other; "but l admire cling
sure Then you ought to sc
"ne time when she is trying t
MuN a dollar. ."-Washington Stal
hashleigh-My husband used t
"a. | made the best coffee in tn
Inc dyspeptic boarder-Oh!
dream of questioning tha'
~ Out there's vast differenc
NA making and creating coffee
VIII be sorry for the way yo
4Slected me when | am silent
IO' said Mrs. Peck; think {
My DEAR" said Mr.. Peck, 8
M'IAy as he could, II can not imal
WI a thing."-Indianapolis Jou
SyOu tell that young man not
''e any morer' asked Mabel
!, severely. "N-non ~ .syvby not