New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-04-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

rrertvfour wears ago Henry Ward beecne,
preached sermon on Cuba ana the ID ~ '' -,
=, Nat,ors" After referring to the Virginius Ak
fair he said: This monstrous crime a
What tho condition OF things is in that Island anu
shows AGAINST what elements the Cupa'S ar "
revolt 1t Is the duty OF this GoVeiIi", .,.
II is the duty OF tho people acting throus'
organs OF government, TO do Whatever CON 70 t,s
with propriety in this matter. Let America I'm.
,,r r,o,,rds-rot make them; quench the hres oi
r-no, kndle them, But II God shall put l'i'o
our hands the CUP bitter and fierce. that sha'i NC
poured out as a medicine to the hatiohs' '"' =,
hand reach forth from kindly heart, ana may II
be n medicine administered by love and kihdhe''
though It be- stern kindness ana love- anu NV "
fury. in wrath or in revenge
Miss countrycousln-what arc all those oaose'
'' Nir Whceer-Each represents century look
Miss Countrycousn-Gra Sne uoe9" ''
10 be forty.-('rhe Jewellers Weekly
Saws "Tbe Hartford Times: IF there is any one
thing more hateful than another. IT Is Jiheo oiae
.Wc can whip the world in ninety days we can
batter down Moro Castle in thirty minutes we
can climb the North Pole, even II IL ID greaseu'
and nail the flag on top of IT,. we can oeiy eNetS
nation and smash everything IN tho worio' Inns
IS about the substance and spirit Oh INC p'''
'brag' It Is disgusting
We wish II were possible TO send regiment OF
cowhorn handle-bar 'scorchers" 10 the extreme
'front.' Buffalo Commercial
A student Of the University OF Virginia writing
TO The Petersburg Index Appeal says: IAN edi-
tor,al in The Index the fighting qualities or
the fre-eaters in the late war puts mo IN NINA OF
a conversation I had with one Of our professors
some time ago. Ho told mo an anecdote OF Cen
eral Early who signed the secession papers with
tears in his eyes Near him an old fellow
from Charlottesville who was Just bowling Tor Sc
cesson. Turning to him, Early said. you never
spill drop OF blood FOR the cause. and sure
enough, about SIX months later General fariy
came upon this Nre-eater driving wagon loaded
with shoes which he selling. Help yourselves
boys. said the General to his troops ana 'hey uiu
IT.
Caller 10 child. whose mother has LEFT the room
FOR a momentD-Come here to me. my dear
Enfant .TerribleNo. mustn't do that, Mam 1,1as
told nre ] must stay sitting In the chalr. because
there's a hole in tho cushion.-tGiassow Citizen
A story which the late Cardinal wisenan en-
toyed much was that OF IrIshmaD who. while
taking a barge up tho Shannon. was asked what
goods he had on boari. and answered Timber ana
fruit"
What kind OF timber and what sort OF fruit|
well an II We must know, the timber Is just
birch brooms and tho fruit well. It's pretaties
ays yGs sSl'c dear y Gs '0 mRohe Il is
Tho Injurious Restraints OF supers,,tion Aho1en s
get right TO work IT." "Oh. dear. no lou
wouldn't have me begin It on Friday, would you
-(Washington star
An Irishman avorred that the habit Of Irish
landlords OF living outside OF ireland was the great
grievance Ireland had 10 complain OF.
oh yes" answered an Englshman. that's the
old stalking horse. I don't believe In your abb
sentees."
not behave IN 'em, Como 70 Dublin with mo,
and I'll show ye 'em by tho hundred Why. tho
country just swarms with en-"
Tcacher-Now little girl have. told tho class
tentions. Now. what do you suppose heaven Is
Little CHI with delightful recollection of a
fresh air pcnic!-Banana,. ham sandwiches an
ple,-Qiarlem Life.
Love. Sunshine & Co. IS tho nane OF business
nrm In Johnstown. Penn.
Now. Tommy" raid tho mother. she handed
him an apple YOU must divide honotabiy WIth
mamma" he asked. 1T means the one that d.
yides takes tho smallest piece was me reply
TO Bessie and let her div!de."-(chicago News
THE Bath Cfe) Independent" tells OF two small
boys who were confined TO the house stormy
day recently Toward evening Sammie's pent-up
energy manifested itselt IN a series OF demonstra-
tons that called down upon his head the violent
adnonitlons OF his stern parent and left him in an
apparently Inundated state Of mind Samm!e and
Willie shared the same bed. and. was their GUS
tom. knelt that night on either side 20 say their
prayers. Willie the first TO offer his senti-
ments. and at thu end put in. land. Lord. please
make Sammls "a better boy" No sooner had the
words escaped than Samme looked across at his
too sollctous brother and remarked. You shut up
Willie. 1 pray for myself
'Fcr ANYBODY IL lookin' fur 10 20 down to
Cuby TO be all shot UP by them Spaniards. they air
mighty bad mistaken
but you can't keep out They will conscript
you"
I'm tecch skue.'
lyon hafn't eddikashun."
'"rhen I'll preach"
mo church won't have you"
'Ill run n newspaper"
you hain't got credit TO run hit on"
"Wnal. I commit suicide can't To-
Nav, you're too dawled lazy."-(Atlanta Jour
nal