The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1898-12-02
JUST A SORT OF SALAD.
Some Casual Personages, Things and Themes that
Serve Anon for a Piquant Entremet

Serve Anon Tor Plqnant Entremet.
oNoE appearance anonymously published poem Of
Beautiful Snow its authorship has been imputed great
many unfornates who had been identified with the eusion
of doggee but do believe that any
liberty and the pursuit Of happiness had the hadhood claim
its parentag The only exenuang for the launch
libel upon the liquid horror solid form that mankind
and shoveng that the of the awful epic
the term beautiful express that the makes beautiful
Of everything Viewed from serious standpoint it public cal
amtythe worst that bea the poor OF the land and the evil
possible good might be
snowfall with accompanments that rival in daboca atroc
only present and positive affection but lingering and torment
fend who would yrannize and monopoe month winter
rostng and freezing killing and buryng stripping and starving
Polar that n but haws that but and soace
rghy the sovereign Of the but he Samaritan the
Who heard Of snowflake descending the vered
the tongue of furnishing mortal But there
pnhol window pane and torn coyeret on the squad bed
will pour geefuly and play pickles
very possible human patience pety grace
enough those who ghs and those who afford
them think that they think that great snowfall is
boon But they don't They know that sliding down
bannste Safeguarding nsh and they needn't get
nosed at it, either prudent of fashion will post himself
and propagan normal health will learn Of the of
average temperature for the body how avoid sud-
den changes etc will puncouy kick differences in his
weekly length habitua himself scrupuIous
that render him liable take cold through
the hole handkerchief Yet this will tip his der Boeas
trip into Sleigh into the and blast and bitterness and
think that he believes that he thinks that be is having u u
mel Snow the element among natures dspensaons
which sacrifices the multitude to amuse the few
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lPON the nervous system of the geefu Washington street
erng sidewalk granite slab the snowsorm performed several
~ effects For its identity concealed and the bril-
iancy OF its gymnastics greatly diminished The sake hakes fell
imparta upon just and the while the drifts
with cheerful abnegaon choked every fooway piled up
Pelion every passage Meanwhile the lettering
slab bode his time of the thought that the shoyeer for
the gods would white burden and swing again into his
shining Then the unwary would walk forth to be
trpped tumbed And the spadebare of the gods
dawn swung his scep and swoopd the and the slab
sided flag momenbut it did not eeter The ndolea
agavang had wrought good had done miracle
the windhat breathe zephys break gales
soohe and nourish crush and
hadpood their virtues and put the teeer of terrible seep
The wind had blown sand and moisture under the granite and the
concerted solid base which, Tuesday lay prone
plumb subdued the errac slab whose high jerks
kept the hot type of this column perprng in riyuets
other outdoor wintry evils are there though than relate
to this iocund slab and there other slabs There
need of cynic say that nearly
walks spectacle of warped and tilted slabs 1t would not
be lay these fault authorities might
be ascrbe them better thing than this
to point remedy; better thing than remedy prevent
Many unexpected things happen throw pavement
off its level OF to nure patches Terrific rains leaders,
CUTTERS and other elemental play havoc
along walk So the hurting rolling upon them Of
heavy freight packages barrels and other weights When all these
Now the make and keep the sidewalks which
are the pedestrian highways need not cone laws for the
preservation Of these-appy old Compel
heavy goods the walks skd House
damage by defective water escapes Contractors to
workmanship for and latent
defects without charge corporation; The city pay
pairs where injury due to elemental unavoidable
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lAYNG ike Macbeth gone far that goingback worse
shall thread along through this beset yet farther
merely that forty eight hours after midnight
Sunday which time the compulsory law for the clearing the
by residents and others went into effect there many
neglected sidewalks crossings other ootways Of the streets
whore the crisp and dangerous An accident