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The age-herald., 1898-09-22
IRONICAL IFS.

From the Chicago News.
 If a girl suffers from chapped lips she never blames the chaps.
 If man speaks without thinking he's apt to say what he thinks. If man is lucky he never speaks of the proverbial luck of fools.
 If men have no scruples about fishing on Sunday they're apt to have drams. If there is nothing in man he is not on, the visiting list of opportunity. If gossips would stop to think their tongues would get a much-needed rest. If the teacher fiogs a girl pupil he hits a miss; If the girl dodges she misses hit. If. people would frankly admit their ig- norance lots of useless argument might be avoided always find people willing to lend it without security.
 IN wOMAN's-sUFFRAGE COLORADO From the Denver Post. The stars in twinkling beauty gleamed up
 in the autumn skies. The bat on swiftly moving wings pursued
 belated flies, The moon peeped down until smiling face
 upon the sleeping earth, While Thomas cats to startling bursts of
 melody gave birth. No other sound was heard, except the low,
 impressive tones Which trickled from the gifted lips of Mrs.
 Justice Jones, Who'd collared Mrs Court Clerk Smith
 across the garden gate To preach the shining virus a6 her chosen
 candidate.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22
ITS ONE BOTTLE LESS TO DRINK

From the New York Tribune
 be making such a bother about breaking a hotle of wine over he bow tof a ship when she is launched and named? According to their theories, what better use is there for wine than to spill it into the sea? Wouldn't it be better for them to expend their ener- gies on more serious matter?
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

President Davis sole surviving daughter has one child, boy, who was named for the grandfather, and who is the fast of the direct family line-perhaps, its sole repre- sentative in the next generation.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

Colonel Roosevelt has been mustered out ot the army, but there is movement on foot among anti-Platt republicans to mus ter him into the service of the state of New York.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22
OFFICIAL SPEED

From the Chicago News.
 The renomination for congress of Gen. eral Wheeler is a beautiful exhibition of the speed an office can make when it is hunting for good man.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

Combinations and trusts are multiplying rapidly. Trusts and Algerism ought to be sufficient to induce the people to overwhelm republicanism at the polls in November.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

Captain Totten is endeavoring to solve the Dreyfus case and several other inter- esting problems by bringing the world to an end in March, 1899.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

The archbishop of Manila is certainly in a just and reasonable frame of mind, what ever may have been his condition before Deweys arrival
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

The administrators official exponent on the stump is Webster Davis, assistant sec retary of the interior. s.-
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

Regiments are still going to the Philip pines. This does not indicate that the flag out there is to be summarily hauled down.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

All things good seem to be coming to MT. George Dewey, who is a patient man. The man that waits generally does secure a scoop. J.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

The peace commissioners are all at sea, and will continue to be in that condition until next Saturday.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

There is a shortage of school houses in every part of this growing country
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

Representative Hit, historian, is said to be slated for the British enthusiastically. The effete east. is losing its grip on this appointment
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

The cultivation of Havana cigars will soon proceed in Cuba under the protection of Uncle Sam.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

Archbishop Dosal, of Manila, invites Uncle Sam to walk in and help himself.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

The Barker-Donnelly platform should be taken in broken doses. Ig. wrote it.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

Many battles will have been fought over the battleship Illinois before her launching.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22
GIGANTIC HOTEL IN GLASS

New York Telegram to Chicago Tribune.
 When MT. George O. Boldt, the manager of the Hotel Waldorf-Astoria, talks about
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

As the end of the base ball season ap- breaches, the footballers begin to line up.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

The objections to the annexation of Ha- waii are turning out very empty.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

Aguinaldo and the archbishop of Manila are both feeling better
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

The battle of the battleship bottle is still hotly aged in Illinois.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

If the teacher f1ogs girl pupil he hits a miss; If the girl dodges she misses a hit
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

Aguinaldo has considerable army in un- dress uniforms.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22
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The age-herald., 1898-09-22

If, people would frankly admit their ig- norance lots of useless argument might be avoided.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

If gossips would stop to think their tongues would get much-needed rest
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

If there is nothing in man he is not on, the visiting list of opportunity.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

If you want to borrow trouble you vii always find people willing to lend it without security.
The age-herald., 1898-09-22

If men have no scruples about fishing on Sunday they're apt to have drams.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24
Linen And White Goods Deuartnppf

ceptian uePar snns offers this months A.
can't afford to let this opportnnisee k.eepen,
ing money 90 by: Big drive in tnwa ior saw
lot linen towels, border, fringe 9cvIe. Uns|
pair Damask towel. border, fri LV" az Sci
turkish towel. extra weight. aV,,u wnils|
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The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24
In surnnce a Capital Investment

In another column ia published letter
from Mrs. Tunander ackno wledging the
receipt OF 81 900 paid her by Van Orden
Bros, general agents OF the New York
Life Insurance company. Mr.. Tunander
insured his life last August and only paid
one years premium, viz: $40. 40 and for
which his family now receive $1,000.
Mr. Tunander haying met with fatal &C.
cident in the Calumet mine last Deem.
Der. IL is the duty OF every man to take
out some kind of policy Tunander's
was 20-year endowment-in order that
bis family may not be left wholly at the
II Grey OF cold world.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24

then advanced to the front OF the stage
had no excuse TO make. He had run uI
against better man than himself and
had heen worsted. He said he hoped be
could have another chance to try Row.
EFT in the near future. Rowett's friends
called for him, but he could not be pre-
vailed upon to say anything from the
age,
That Kings defeat was a surprise to
most OF the audience cannot be denied
and Rowett himself stated that his hope
when he entt red was 10 be able to hold
King off until he could take advantage
OF the latter's poor wind.
Rowett has certainly shown himself to
be the peer OF any Of the great Cornish
wrestlers. King certainly showed lack
OF training. His wind was his failure.
When he was thrown the second time
and afterward spoke to the audience he
was so winded that he could hardly talk.
At the end OF the first bout he was also
winded. DE weighed about 207 pounds
while Rowett weighed about $50.
As is usually the case after match of
this kind there il considerable talk OF
fake. but any OF those who sat on the
stage or in the front seats where they
could see the faces of the two men could |
Judge whether they looked like men that |
would go down to another until they |
had to. Beside il the match was an ar
ranged fake they could have made a
finer exhibition OF the different tricks, so
as TO throw the audience off their guard,
than they did in the contest The two
men have no particular love for each
other and the question as to which W as
he champion bothered them as much as
anyone else.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24
How To Look Good

GOOD looks are really more than skin
Deep depending entirely on healthy
condition tf all the vital organs. II the
liver be inactive, you have a bilious look
II your stomach be disordered, you have
dispeptic look; il your kidneys be affec-
ted, you have a pinched look. Secure
good health, and you will surely have
good looks. Electric Bitters" is a good
alternative and tonic. Acts directly on
the stomach, liver and kidneys. Purities
the blood, cures pimples, blotches and
boils, and gives a good complexion.
Every bottle guaranteed. Sold at ID. r..
MacDonald's drug store, so cents per
bottle.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24

DIR. Hunter and Rev. s. T. Morris
pastors OF the two Congregations
churches, exchanged pulpits YESTERDAY
forenoon.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24

DO not forget that the Skating Pavil-
ION Will be open this evening and all
interested will have an opportunity to
Join the polio team that is being organ
lied
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24

The both Chicago roads failed to make
connections yesterday and consequently
there was no mail or express came
through on the afternoon train.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24

Last Saturday was the Chinese New
Years, and the local ceIestials who run
the laundries were treating their Gus
toners in honor oil the event.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24

Charles Grienshields left on the after.
noon tram yesterday for Appleton. to
purchase another lot Of fancy horses.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24

The Laurium rink will be open this
evening. The ice is in good condition as
the rink was closed last Saturday even
ing. The Laurium band will be in at
tendance.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24

Drs. Fischer OF Lake Linden and
Downer OF Hancock. were visitors In the
city yesterday, the guests OF DR.. Holt.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24

Will n. Boone. the bike rider, was
among those who left on the afternoon
train yesterday for Chicago. on matters
OF business.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-01-24

Mr.. Charles Mills was among the Lake
Linden visitors in the city Saturday and
Sunday, returning home today.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-10-17

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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-10-17
GENERAL GARCIA DOES
NOT DRAW ANY PAY.
SAYS HE IL 4 PATRIOT. AND IS NOT
IN NEED OF MONEY.
Affairs in Santiago Not Prorni<ing-
Cubans Making a Disturbance
Over the building of Coal sheds,
and Refusing 10 Di>arm-Hobson
Is Proceeding Satisfactorily with
Raising of the Cristobai Colon.

SANTIAGO DE CUBA, oct. 16.-Gen
Calixto Garcia desires 10 contradict the
statement made by several newspapers
that he IS receiving pay from the United
states government for his assistance in
dsbanding the Cuban troops lie declares
that he is q patriot. and is not In need OF
money.
Gen. Garcia had long interview with
Gen. Wood this morning regarding trans
portation 10 San Cruz del Sur He told
Gen. Wood 1t was important for him 10
he there 'in order 10 Illustrate the plot
10 overthrow the supremacy Of those who
had fought Tor Cuba for three years and
10 put in their places n0n-combatants and
immigrants"
Gen. Wood agreed TO provide him with
transportation hy the Bessie on her next
trip to Manzanillo, which wilt probably be
tomorrow.
Gen. Wood has received orders from
Washington to secure information as to
such places in the province OF Santiago
as the Spaniards evacuatc and to send
troops thither Immediately. as well as 10
take over the civil government He Is stiH
awaiting news from Holgu.n before send
ing the Second immune regiment there
The ice plant presented 70 Santiago some
time aeo by citizens OF New York IS near
~ ready for use. It has a capacity Of
seven tons daily and an annex for re-
frseeratinc meat.
Last night four negro teameters got into
an alteration w.ta three policemen. whom
they disarmed ans beat severely The
four are row under arrest
Owing 70 possible disturbance tonight the
military e11ar1s were afrupl4d. and all
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-10-17

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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-10-17
WASHINGTON TROOPS
WILL LEAVE WEDNESDAY,.
SECOND BATTALION EMDARks ON
THE TRANSPORT TUESDAY.
Three of the Officers VIII Remain
behind. and a Number of Men Will
Secure>Disci,arges- eme II is
Making 10 Secure Their Comfort
ON the Voyage. and All viii lie
Permitted to Take Extra baggage

Special Dispatch to the Post-Intelligencer
CAMP MERRIAM, San Francisco. oct.
ia guard from the Second battalion OF
Washington volunteers went aboard of
the steamer Valencia to guard the ves-
sci until the battalion embarks. which
will be about Tuesday. The steamer VIII
sail as soon as il can be loaded, probably
Wednesday 1t carries the Second bat
talon. Washington regiment, Col. W. J.
Fife: Batteries A and u, California heavy
artillery; TWO assistant surgeons and four
privates Of the hospital corps; total IS Off
GERS, Al men. Col. John Ii. Whol.ey
and staff band and First and Th!rd bat
talions will embark on the steamer OHIO
about Friday sailing the following day
Besides the Washington troops, the Ohio
viii carry one assistant surgeon, six prI-
Yates Of the hospital corps and small
detachment of the California heavy ar
tillery total of 80 officers. 160 men.
on the previous trip she carried over
1890 troops.
Botn these shlps have been reatted
throughout, greatly improved. cleaned,
scr4peI and made thoroughly ready for q
favorable trip. Orders have been issued
to Jhe medical. quarterulaSters and COM
m.Ssary p2rtmenis 20 neglect nc ar
yaugement contributing to the couveu-
ience and confer, Of the troops. Besides
this as these troops are simply changing
station. instead Of going into the fed. As
previous expei sions xere. the men VII be
allow i transportation of surplus baggage,
50 they may take many convenencsS.
even luxur.eS, which were denied al
which have precs del them.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-10-17
CHICAGO WILDLY
CHEERS Ak|N[EY.
Enthusiasm Breaks Out Dur
ing Religious Services.
PEACE JUBILEE BEGINS.
Thanksgiving Services Are Held
in the Auditorium.

Jewish Rabbi, a Catholic Priest,
Preshxterian Clergyman and n
Colored Orator, Each In Turn Ad-
dress an Audience of 10000 PeO-
PIE, and Every Allusion to the
President il Greeted With Frantic
Compelled to Acknowledge by
Rowing From His Private Box.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-10-17

CHICAGO. Oct. 1.-THE national peace
jubilee of Chicago was tonight !naugur-
ated with q thanksgiving service Al the
Auditorium. President Mckinley attend
cd and listened to addresses by a Jewish
rabbi. Roman Catholic priest. a Pres5y-
;erian clergyman ana a noted coiored ora
tor. The applause for the president was
terrific and at one time he was COM
PEELED 10 rise in his box and respond 10
the frantic cheering OF the audience. The
services. however. were OF religious
character and al times the solemn silence
Of the vast assemblage was much more
eloquent than could have been the widest
applause.
Tho president rested during a great part
of the day at the residence OF Capt La
fayette McWfilams his relative, where
ne is being entertained. He dill no; at
tend church In the morning For short
time in the afternoon he was taken for
drive IN company with Mrs. Mckinley,
Capt. McWiliams and Mrs. McWiliams.
The party was driven TO the Auditorium
at o'clock, and al along the way people
lined the streets TO watch the passage OF
the presidents carriage. Easily 1900 peo
pie were within the great Auditorium,
and probably as many more were on the
outside unable 10 obtain admittance. The
president was seated n a box on the left
side Of the Auditorium and with him were
Alex. H ReveL President William r.
Harper, of the University OF Chicago:
Capt McWillams and Secretaries Porter
ana Cortelyou-
ntc nf hHVfS
were James Mckinley. the presdents
nephew; Secretary Wilson and Miss Will
son: Secretary and Mrs Gage and Secre-
tary Me.klejohn and Postmaster Jordan.
Elaborate muse had been prepared for
the meeting under the direction Of Henry
B. Ron,y. Rev. DR.. Henry Thomas. pas
tor OF the Peoples church, was chair
man OF the meeting Bishop Samuel Fal
lows led in the recital CT the Lord's
Prayer and Rev. Dr.. Jenkm Lloyd Jones
in the responsive reading
The first address was by Rabbi Emil
q. airsch. who brought Out a great burst
Of enthusiasm by reference TO President
Mckinley. Dr. Hirsch sad:
We are proud that when war was i'm
minent the affairs Of tie nation were il
the hands Of man"
Here Dr. Hirsch'a voice was drowned
by great wave Of applause. When he
could be heard. the speaker finished his
sentence.
"A trae American, oRe WHO loves peace.
a worsnper OF the Prince II Peace"
Load cheers followed Or. Husch's stale
ment II his sentiment in reference 10 the
territorial acquisitions. when he said:
"Consutut4onaiI- IN. not colonial depend
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-10-17
TROOPS ARE DETAINED.
None VIII He sent south Until Yei-
low Fever H. f.radtrated.

LEXINGTON. Ky. oot- 1s-o-3er7 were
resolved a, camp Hamilton todav instruct
irg that no regiment - se.t so1ta untli ne
yellow fever IS entirely eradicated. This =
thoueht 20 ~ faporaole for permanent
camp a. this esy I.iefl1- Col. W.ths0@-
- H.e r.t.1 -0.rgr-s received aeTtoes
r "a. washington .11aT taa, tag s4asa-
t.oEal charges o~o4Grt a~a-aS. h.n nad
beea f.a.a % ~ gro41----1s
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-07-29
Was Not Counting Burglars.

The boys at the G. 81. rOundhouse
think they have good joke on a young
man who is at present employed in .the
same department.. This individual on
whom the joke is told, on certain
evening went to court lady friend.
AS the story goes, about 10 o'clock two
of his shop friends had some pressing
business with him and, knowing that
he was at the home of this young lady,
went there to have q talk with him.
The light in the .parlor was shining
through the sides of the win
dow curtain and one of the young men
approached the door and roughly sig
nailed his desire to enter. The parlOr
at once assumed graveyard silence
and the man outside received no reply.
Again he pounded the door and out
went the parlor light. Shortly q voice
from the inside asked: ''who is it? The
man on the steps, thinking the joke
had been carried far enough, gave his
name and told the purpose of his mis-
sion. The lamp was soon burning and
the door opened but the lover was
missing. The lady immediately in
stituted a search and located him I'M
der a bed several rooms
away from the parlor. When as
sured by the lady, that they were
friends OF his he crawled from his place
of safety and accompanied her to the
parlOr He was received with cheers
by his companions, but he coOlly assur-
ed them that he had called on the lady
and that he was strictly opposed to
making acquaintance of burglars after
dark
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-07-29
Texas E Pacific
EXCURSIONS
mo Trouble to Answer Questions"

Omaha, Neb. and return. account EXPOSE
ton Thirty-day tickets, S5O.25. Tickets good
for return until November 10. 5000.
FL PaSo to Houston and Return-August LIST
and end: good returning until August 8;
Sg3. b. Account meeting Colored Grand
Lodge Odd Fellows.
Fl Paso TO Palestine and Return--August
and s; return limit August 10; $3.50. Ac-
count Grand Council Improved Order of Red
Men.
FL Paso to Granbury, Tex, and Return--Ju-
ly "A to August ,. inclusive, $3.50. Return
limit Aug. s. Account State Cumberland
Presbyterian Assembly at Glen Rose, July
% TO August :.
FL Paso to Cameron Tex, and Return
August 21--22; return limit August 90; s21. 10.
Account State Baptist Sunday School Con-
vention aud Ii, Y. Z. U. (colored) meeting.
FL Paso to Galveston and Return--July 30,
Account Democratic State Convention.
FL Paso to Galveston and Return--August
3; return limit August Z; SO. 30. Account
United Confederate Veteran Reunion,
FL Paso to Indianapolis, Ind, and Return
August Is and 10; final limit August 30, with
privilege extension to Sept. 10; 81. 20. Ac-
count Grand Encampment knights of Pythias
and Suprime Grand Lodge session.
Tourist Cars from Ell Paso via Ft. Worth
and Kansas. City to Chicago every Thursday.
These cars are Clean, Well Furnished and
Cool; especially adapted to summsr Gravel;
Tickets are now on sale from Ell Paso TO
Mineral Wells-the Great Texas Health Re-
sort-at s2460, good for sixty days from date
of sale. For other Information inquire of
A. w. MONTAGUE. Depot Ticket ACT, or
b. +. DARBYSHIRE,
Southwestern Freight and Passenger Agent,
No III FL Paso Street. FL Paso. Texas
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-07-29
Expensive ANNOYANCE.

The Houston lines of railway have
been subjected to great and expensive
annoyance at the hands of petty thieves
for the past several years. Freight in
transfer from one road to another has
been Systematically robbed, the seals
of cars have been broken
open and articles of more.or less value
have been almost constantly pilfered.
Recently considerable quantity of
wheat and grain, in bulk and sacks,
has been stolen while coming through
the city. The Galveston, La Porte
and Houston railway has suffered q
good deal in this way, but by extraor-
binary diligence the railroads at last
feel, in the capture of two negroes
caught in the act of breaking the seals
of cars and carrying away the grain,
that they have seen the beginning of
the end of this petty system
of robbery. The culprits have
been turned over to the au-
thorities and will be prosecuted to the
full extent of the law. All the lines in
the city are united in putting an end to
the abuse. and no effort will be spared,
not only in melting out legal punish
ment to the offenders now in custody,
but also in bringing to justice several
confederates in guilt.-Houston Post