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The age-herald., 1898-04-22
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

From the Chicago News.
 In time of peace prepare for war scare heads.
 The Easter egg is seldom as fresh as 1t Is painted.
 Grasshoppers and grass widows jump at the first chance.
 The farmer who raises poultry is always sure of good crops.
 The doorbell never asks questions, but it requires many answers.
 When a widower courts widow they are both in favor of new trial.
 There is no limit to the age at which a Lent-umbrella joke goes on forever.
 Men may come and men may go, but the Lent-umbrella poke foes on forever.
 The majority of the worlds idols will be shattered at the crack of doom.
 Painters are seldom of military turn, but they always stand by their colors.
 bad boy seldom gets his badness from his father: the old man generally hangs on to all he has.
 Love isn't blind girl in love can see ten times more in the object of her affec- tions than any one else can.
 History repeats itself. Joseph of the many-colored coat cornered the corn mar ket and now Joseph follows suit on wheat.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Dingleyism III the Iron District .om the Nashville American.

The Philadelphia Press, referring to an article of the American, which compared the coal and iron interests of Pennsylvania and Tennessee, and which urged the people of Tennessee to profit by the example set by Pennsylvania and build factories and mills, seeks to make an argument for protection out of the Americans article, saying that protection will bring to Tennessee the prosperity of Pennsylvania" But why? The home market is already overstocked with the production of home goods. The whole country is sadly in need of a foreign market and this will not come under pro- tective tariff. South America should be our best market, but South America taxes our goods because we charge an impost on the entrance of her goods. A protective tariff is A boomerang.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Let Britons Remember

From the London Mail.
 Can there be any question as to which side Britain should take?
 Let Britons remember the treatment the people of the Netherlands received at the hands of the Spaniards during the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries
 Let them also remember the ruthless slaughter of the unoffending Aztecs during the Spanish conquest of Mexico.
 Let them remember the history of Spain is one long record of tyranny and wantonly abused power.
 humiliating defeat of our kinsmen would only be the hand of Nemesis.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
City vs. Country

From Tit-Bits.
 little girl, whose parents had recently moved from country to town, and who is now enjoying her first experience in living in street, thus described it in a letter to another child:
 'This is a very queer place. Next door is fastened to our house."
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
A Canadian Compliment

From the London (Ont.) Advertiser.
 The Washington Star modestly draws att tention to it's great feat of getting out an edition containing the full text of the pres- idents Cuban message in exactly thirty two minutes after securing the copy" To convey "set up,' stereotype and start the press and give so extended message to the public. all in thirty-two minutes, is a record breaker. Our brilliant contemporary is the most handsomely printed journal in the United States, and edited to match
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

careless manner in which the admlnistra ton in Washington wastes time If 1t sees that Spain is tied to the Cape Verde Isl- ands-that she has no intention of waglng war in American waters-then the loss of time becomes intelligible. otehrwise, 1t would mean the loss of many additional lives and much additional treasure.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
The Summer Campaign
From the Atchison Globe.

From the Atchison Globe.
 When a girl wants to go anywhere for the summer she commences in January to say that she wants to go, in February that she ought to be allowed to go, in March that she is going and in April she begins to get her shirt waists ready. Though her parents have from the first stated that they can't afford to spend the money her persis- tence wins the day and the clothes and ticket are bought for her. Girls cant work their parents into anything.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Already Provided For

From the Chicago Post.
 As tho agent for the photograph paused at the door he felt friendly tap on the shoulder.
 "You can't sell any talking machine in there," said the stranger.
 'Why not?" asked the agent
 "They already have United States sena- tor in the family"
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
What She Found

From Brooklyn Life.
 Albert. dear while looking through some of your old clothes, I made such lucky find that I ordered a new dress on the strength of it."
 What was it, dear?"
 Half adozen checks that had never been written on.''
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Scared Already

From the New York Mail and Express
 A late report from Consul General Brown, at Barcelona, announces that Spain, dur ing 1896, imported 24,402,1S3 eggs. As the countrys consumption is not referred to, we would rise to ask whether any of these millions of eggs have been preserved in anti-cold storage for two years as an im- portant feature of the Spanish war mate- rial? If so, they are more to be feared than the more costly projectiles in the event of hoStilitieS.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
THE STATE EXCHANGES.
A Loyal Democrat

From the Montgomery Journal.
 The selection of Hon. John w. Tomlinson as temporary chairman of the state con- vention was g. high tribute to one of the most loyal and faithful democrats in the state. His speech before the convention had the ring of true democracy in 1t, and was strong argument for the free silver and the Chicago platform.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Rich in Snamelessness

From the Albany Argus.
 The following proverb, taken from the Spanish, would give the impression that the nation was the richest and most i'm fiuential on the globe:
 "Quien no tiene verguenza
 Todo el mundo es sujo."
 Which means that he who is without sense of shame owns the whole world
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

If President Monroe had looked down the ages and observed Senor Polo, no doubt he would have fitted his famous American doc urine to him, but he did not see him, and so it happens that the ex-ambasasdor goes out declaring it a misfit.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Might Have Been Worse

From the Boston Traveller.
 Father (severely)-My son, this is dis graceful state of affairs. The report says you are the last boy in the class of twenty two.
 Henry-I might have been worse, father.
 Father-I can't see how
 Henry-There might have been more boys in the class.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

The Wall Street regiment is all right, but if every man insists upon having his own ticker and wire, the field force of the en- gineer regiments will be overworked.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

When Spain reads what Alabama's gov ernor and Alabama democrats say, she may taken over the departure of the south from the union when war over Cuba breaks out.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Roll Up 8 Big Majority
From the Troy Messenger.

From the Troy Messenger.
 It makes no difference who was your choice for the different state officers before today. We should all be agreed now, that the state convention has named the ticket. We should all be as one man in the support of the ticket and make the majority as large as possible.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

The Key West cable has been cut. This and the departure of Senor Polo to his new summer resort in Canada nearly round up the diplomatic portion of the crisis.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
ChnsinrnProfession

From Town Topics.
 "What are you going to be when you grow up?" asked the visitor.
 q shall be a philanthropist." said Os- car. 'rhey are always rich"
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Mobile Has Seven
From the Mo

From the Mobile Register.
 The esteemed Picayune, of New Orleans, will be green with envy when it learns that Motile is to have at least seven brass bands, by reason of the advent of the United States infantry.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Live Questions

From the Talladega Mountain Home.
 Fewer elections and longer terms for state officers and supreme court justices is getting to be a living question in Alabama politics.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

The proposition to tumble Moro Castle together preparatory to transforming it into memorial to the seamen of the Maine. is new but not inappropriate.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

War has its gloomy side also. Sixty-five brand new doctors from the Albany, N. r., Medical college have volunteered to go to the front.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

The man who purchased the Somers should be sentenced to bring it across on his back, whether he has to wade or not.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

There is one thing that is sure in these days of war-Weyler will keep himself out of the clutches of the American eagle.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

First class country schools"
 If anyone write sounder platform than the Whig's let him try 1t. It would be a good deal like the effort to improve on Shalxespeare-the man who tries 1t would find himself overworked Some localities may need a constitutional convention or some other permanent relief but as an all- round permanent general policy the Whig's can't be bettered And it is as good in Ore gon as it is in Tennessee or Alabama. It is adapted to all states and all sections and all climates. It is not intended for Asiatic con- sumption It is plain, sensible American platform, and only the states that adopt and accept it and live up to 1t can secure a high degree of prosperity and intelligence. If 1t were carried at the head of every editorial page In the country it would serve as a constant reminder of an ideal condition of affairs in agricultural districts. And 1t is from agricultural districts that prosperity and happiness and intelligence must, as rule, come. Particularly is this true in the south, Whatevere helps the agricultural districts helps all. The shortest and best way to help those districts lies in a general acceptance of the Whigs admirable plat form.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

Spanish ships three thousand miles away with no coal in American waters, are the most harmless things in existence.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

Spain's bottom trouble is the want of public schools Beware of illteracy.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

The standing of Senor Quesada at court rises as that of Senor Polo recedes.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Tine Penalty of Fame

From the Cleveland Leader.
 The returns are now beginning to come in. A Tennessee baby has been named af- ter Fitzhugh Lee.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

k Spain's bluffing will soon be transformed to a blockade. One proclamation can block ade 4,OOO miles of coast-on paper
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

As an a1-night job, the Cuban resolu- tions are a credit to congress.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

The Kaiser will not give this country any trouble while he has to regulate the Barri- son sisters.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
Stewart Has Gone Dry

From the Eufaula Times.
 Stewart county, Georgia, has gone dry, as indeed has the balance of the country. But Stewart has gone dry on dquor No whisky will be sold in Stewart. The com- ing war tax on beer has no terrors for the citizens of Stewart. They do not imbibe.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

The Yankee pigs" are going toward the naughty dons by train loads.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

General apathy prevails in Havana. It is the precursor of general surrender.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

The movement of the troops is better than circus parade.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

Southern Society Item From the Memphis Commercial-Appea1 The bloom is on the shirt waist.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

It Is the unanimous opinion of the press that the proper place to mobilize the troops Is Mobile.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
suRscRIPTION RATES.

RemIttances can be made by express postoffice money order or drafts at current rate of exchange. Address
 THE AGE-HERALD, ! Birmingham, Ala
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

The American eagle and the British lion are doing the "concert" act this season.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

Let the powers continue to maintain their present dignified silence. It Is their best grip.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

Dixie and Yankee Doodle" constitute a medley that all are ready to march by.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
TELEPHONE CALLS.

Business OHce-.. ... ... ..'1oo Editorial Rooms. ... ... ...zsi
The age-herald., 1898-04-22
A Four-Line Platform.

The Jackson, Tenn, Daily Whig keeps at the top of the editorial page this novel and exce1lent ulatform.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

Representative Brewer, of Alabama, like Representative Loud. does not think that this country has casus belli Tn the oe. struction of the Maine or the starvation of Cubans. He, too, voted with his party against the apoption of the conference re- nort. He is a native of Alabama, entered the military service of the confederate states at the age of eighteen years, has been a journalist, has practiced law, and has written books. He Is now planter and is serving his first term in congress.
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

Representative Loud, of California, who also had an honorable military career as cavalryman from California, does not re- gard the provocation sufficient for declaring the equivalent of war with Spain. "We had no cause to differ with Spain, outside of the Maine affair."" said he. q lay but little stress on the question of interference on the grounds of humanity We were estopped from further proceedings regarding the Maine by the verdict of our own board of inquiry. We must assume that if our own board had any prejudice such prejudice was in favor of their own country, and part1cu- larly of the naval service. In their solemn findings they said they were unable to lo- cate the responsibility"
The age-herald., 1898-04-22

From the Chicago News.
 In time of peace prepare for war scare heads.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16
CLAUS 5PREcKELs. VIM. q. IRWIN
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BANKERS.
HONOLULU II. 1
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Bank.
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PARIS - Compton National d'Escompt de
Paris.
BERLIN-Dresdner Bank.
HoNGKoNo AND YoKoHAMA-Hongkong q
Shanghai Banking Corporation.
NEW ZEALAND AND AUsTRALIA-Banko OF New
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VICTORIA AND VANcoUvER-Bank of British
North America.
Transact a General Banking and Exchange Business
Deposits Received. Loans made on APP
proved Security. Com mercial and Travellers
Credits Issued. Bills Of Exchange bought
and sold
COLLECTIONS. PROMPTLY ACCOUNTED FoR
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16
Had Many Ailments.

"For years 1 have been taking
medicines for liver complaint,
rheumatism, heart trouble and
nervous prostration, but three bot
ties of Hoods Sarsaparilla have
done me more good than any
other medicine l have ever taken.
| heartilA recommend it to 9th
ers." MFs. S. A. Judd, Vernon,
Michigan.
Hoods Pills are the only pills
to take with Hoods SarsaparIlla,
Easy, yet efficient. X
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16

The coolest snap of this year
was early in January when the
thermometer in town reached 50,
while so was reported from
several places along the beach.
The same figures were reached
about the same time two years
ago. IL is somewhat remarkable
that the thermometer usually
reaches 81 at sometime during
every winter, but seldom falls be-
low that figure.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16

Pictures make excellent wei
ding presents. King Bros, ITO
Hotel street.
Mechanics Home, corner Hotel
and Nuuanu streets, lodging by
lay, week or month. Terms: rs
and 80 cents per night. 81, and
Il. 25 per week.
Does your wife love you ? She
does. That's good; and so is
Rainier Beer. Loved not only by
your wife, but by every body else's
wife. Telephone 1888 for supply
at once.
City Carriage Co., j. s. And
rade, manager. If you want a
hack with good horse and care
full driver ring up Telephone lib,
corner Of Fort and Merchant
streets. Hack at all hours.
The Oliver Typewriter Is pro.
nounced by experts, the best ma
chine in the world. 1t has many
valuable features, which have to
be seen in order to be appreciated.
The Oliver can be seen at the
Office of A. V. Gear, No. 2l0
King street.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16

This Company will reserves the right t.
make changes in the time of departure and
arrival of its steamers without notice ant
it will not be responsible for any conse.
guences arising therefrom.
Consignees must be at the Landings tt
receive their Freight; this Company will
not holdit responsible for freight afte'
it has been landed.
Live Stock only at owners risk.
This Company will not be responsible
for Money or Valuables of passenger
unless placed in the care of Pursers.
Passengers are requested to purchas
ticket efore embarking. Those failing tt
do 80 will subject to an additional
charge Of twenty-five per cent.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16

The American League elected
officers last evening. With the
exception of the vice president all
the old officers were reinstated.
Captain Henry Cook will occupy
the chair mentioned. The good
of the order" part of the evening
was specially interesting. Several
ringing speeches were made by
prominent men.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16
THESE WILL WEAR MEDALS.
List of Men who Have Served Five
Years in N. g. II.

btst OF wen VINO nave Serveu rive
Years in N. G. II.
Following is a complete list of
the officers and enlisted men of
the National Guard who have
completed the term of five years
service aud are therefore emit
tied to the medals to be struck as
a special reward in such cases:
Commissioned officers:
Lieut. Colonel John H Soper,
Colonel j II Fisher, Lieut. Col
onel George f Mcleod, Major j
W Jones, Captain Arthur Coyne,
Company E; Captain G W A-igler,
Company F; Captain j NJ Camara
Jr, Company g; Captain l. I Ke
make, Company B; Cap aiu Paul
Smith, Company A; Captain o
Bergstrom, Company D.; Lieut. H
Ludewig, Company F; Lieut. VIM
A Fetter, Company A; Lieut. M
Costa, Company G; Lieut. John
Evensen, Company E; Lieut. T H
Petrie, Company B; Lieut. @ M V
Forster, staff.
The enlisted men are as fol-
lows:
Company A-Musiciau Fetter.
Company B-First Sergt. G. II.
Atherton, Sergt W. g. Weldon.
Seret. d. F. Thrum, Mus. G. s..
Hall, +. Oleson, James Sherin, A.
Frank Cooke.
Company C-Jaquin Ferreira
Com pany D-James Powell.
Company E-First Sergt. II. A
Taylor, Seret. A. p. Sta lmore,
Corp. Joseph Seybold, John ID
Elson, Jose Gouvea.
Company F-Christian Wiel-
and and Ricardo Pereira.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16
Bad!

1t is news to you, perhaps that baking powder car
be bad for the insides. Good baking powder, no v
ever is not bad for the insides.
True it costs more than baking powder at IS Ger &
or 80 cents pound; but it does better work, ar
more work for the money, than "cheap" baking pow
der does, and it does no harm.
Of the right-price baking powders Schi7hng's B, r.
is the best-your money back if you don't like it
your grocer's. "a"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16
ARRIVES HONOLULU

Returning, will leave Hilo at o'cloc.
P. NJ, touching at Laupahoehoe, Mahu
kona and Kawaihae same day; Makena,
Maalaea Bay and Lahsina the following
day; arriving at Honolulu the afternoons
If tuesday and Fridays.
Will cali at Pohoiki, Puma.
- No Freight will be received after
Ga. NJ. on day Of sailing.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16
Stnr. CLAUDINE.
CAMERON, Comm lander,

win leave Honolulu Tuesday at SPIN,
touching at Kahului, Hama, Hamoa and
Kipahulu, Maui. Returning arrives al
Honolulu Sunday mornings.
Will call at Nuu, Kaupo, on second triy
Of each month.
No Freight will be received afte,
4 P. NJ. on day of sailing.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16
ARARE OPPORTUNITY
A LeaSehOld For Sale

At very low figure, 1900 acres of
land in the District of North Il ona;
1853 are subleased to responsible rar-
ties at good rental; 900 acres are
planted W III coffee, i'm good condition,
from % ca! years old; so acres are In
old % ee, and all of the remaining
LOO ares are suitable for the plant
ing of coffee.
The party purchasing will only be
liable for the taxes on improvements
on the property, no rental to be paid.
This is splendid chance for party
with the necessary capital to make
an investment that is sure to bring a
large return on the money invested,
as you have in this tract all climates
and elevations suitable for all kinds
Of coffee.
For further particulars, apply to
Geo. MCDougall & Sons,
Kailua, North Kona, Hawaii.
P.O. Box3 79S-1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-02-16

Captain j. W. Pratt is putting
in his leisure moments assisting
Mr.. Cassidy at the telephone
Office. He is an old and expert
hand at the business. Charles S.
Crane has been regularly en-
ployed at the business since the
accident last Saturday. He will
remain there until all the repairs
are completed.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-11-10
4 Malicious Satisfaction.

There was p Sneer Of cynical glce or
the face Of the Spanish officer.
You seem amused" remarked bis
friend.
Yes; ] have been reminded OF thoS.
Americans"
They've taken away all our posses
Sions We had away from home WORT
speaking about. That isn't very I'M
mOrouS"
NO. But there's comfort in think.
ing Of the trouble they're going 10 have
prOnuuacing them. Washington Star
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-11-10
SMALL. 49, PREV AIESJ.
Formulation =. Parts of Cuba suffer-
i.x From the Disease.


Santiago, Cuba, Nov. Cdr. Wood
e. medical inspector Of the military
department Of Santiago, who arrived
here on the GI.'tcd States cruiser Gin
cinnati after yiS!ting Iloiguln, Gibara,
Baracoa, Sagua de Tanamo and Gu
autanan.,,. reports that on his arrival
at Cisara with Col Hoods regiment,
he discovered more than half the popu-
iation offering from smallpox. There
were also InaEy cases Of typhoid aGC
dysentery. He went immediately 80
work and ..J,ated the eases. insisted
on the regiment tthe Second INN mes!
bciGs cncaIAped in healthier locality
near the sea. Every effCrr WIZ be
made TO prevent the American az"
Spanish soldiers from fratcrnin.ng, "a
lhc Standards come from Holguiu,
about thirty miles from G!bara, ans
liable 10 infection. The whole conn.
try between the 40 towns Is thickly
rypulatpd and the ricgue is scattered
all along the route. Medical attend
ance is badly needed and the situation
offers IN rYrcllaut opportunity for the
surgeons and nurses Of the Red Cross.
Gen. Wood will soon leave III make
personal inspection of the points Wis
:ted by DR. WoOdSon despite the adj
vice of his friends not to do SO. The
,nilitary governor is simply indefatiSa-
Die in the iiEc III duty.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-11-10
Az INTERESTING SESSION.
Important witnesses Appear Before
the Ip .s,igation Com mi ssion.

C..rcmnati. Nov. title war invest
.9~:on commission had interesting
seSsiH.. yesterday. 1t had among the
witnesses four officers who served in
the Santiago campaign, one Of them
being Gen. III. &. ECbert. who was
iieuteGahS colonel of tho Sixth United
States infantry. and who was shot
down ut San Juan Hin by bullet
piercing his chest. The general a.
pears entirely recovered. Lieut.. Col.
Miner, now in command Of tae Sixth
infantry, was another interesting wit
Ness. Perhaps the most suggestive
testimony was that givei. by Maj.
Griffith OF Kansas City. who was in
charge OF thu Third division hospital
cf the First corps. The commission
expects to complete its work here this
evening and To resume il in Chicago
on Monday morning.