The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-04-09
NEVADA,


soon" "Oh, pshaw. Haven't you lived
to see the chainless wheelf-Puek.
He-Yes, loved a girl once, and she
made fool of me. She-Some girls
do make a lasting impression, don't
they Judge.
She-Don't you think there should be
music In every home? He-By all
means! What l object to Is music next
door.-Tlt-Bits.
Lend me dollar. old man." Cant;
only have a half" That's all right;
you can owe me the other half
Princeton Tiger.
Bertha-Miss Splteuris says she has
remained single from choice. Belle
Yes; but she didn't say whose choice
Yonkers Statesman.
she-Your friend Owen seems to
have run into debt pretty deep. He
Run into debt? He scorched.-Pear-
sons Athletic Record.
"Yes, sir, l want 10 marry your
niece" Have you asked her mothery
mo, sir, l prefer the younger lady
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Hell love you with all my heart.
She-That's very nice, but-but- He
But what. darling? She-What about
your arms?-Chlcago News.
The artist CONFERENCE.-The pie
ture with the frame Is worth 500. His
frlend-Come, old man. you never gave
$500 for that frame?-Truth.
Jenkins--I wonder how 1t happens
that Miss Kidd IS always out when
call? Jones--Oh! just her luck. guess
Browning, King & Co.'S Monthly.
Young softleigh-Do you know, Miss
Cutting, that l actually believe | am
losing my mind? Miss Cutting-Indeed.
Why, how can you tell?-Chicago
News.
How did Flimgllt get rlchf" by
his shrewd speculation And how did
Fueash happen TO lose his property"
"Oh, he went and dabbled in stocks. =
Washington Star.
He-Glye me kiss. She decidedly
Il won't. He-You shouldn't say Il
won't" to me; you should have said. Il
prefer not" She-But that wouldn't be
true.-Harlem Life.
Zone of the leading Czeehs rejolces
In the name of Czwrczek.' SAY. |
recognize that. It's the machine the
dentist bores out the cavity with
Cleyland Plain Dealer.
Tommy-Paw, what is an extraordln-
airy session of the Legislature? Mr..
Flgg-One in which no fool bills were
passed would be very much that kind
indianapolis Journal.
How would you define a patrlot:'
II should say patriot is man who
takes an interest In his country's wei
fare, even the morning after his party
has been showed under. Puck.
He-When | was young | decided TO
make one woman happy. She-Wel.
as you have remained bachelor you
may certainly fiatter yourself that you
have done so.-London Home News.
Edith-Do you think II wrong TO say
darn Bertha-Perhaps not; but
when one is vexed, instead of saying
darn" think 1t more ladylike simply
to knit ones brow.-Boston Transcript.
Hell notice that the scientists have
some hope Of being able to communl-
cate with the moon. She-Good gra-
cious me! hope the man in the moon
Is no Observation-Disclosures Journal.
You're late, young man. What's the
reasonr Had a toothaehe." "Ah!
has the tooth stopped achingT' Dun
no." what? Don't know! Why don't
you known "'Cause it's pulled. Life.
Impassioned orator-A man should
never forget the duty he owes his
country! Auditor (sotto voce)-We
won't-at least, not while there are Gus
toms inspectors left.-New York Jour-
nal
What Is your first step In writing a
playY' asked the reporter. Il look
around" replied the great playwright.
land find a good carpenter to collabor-
ate with me. "-Phlladelphia North
American.
Smith--After trying for ten long
years. l have at last succeeded In con-
yincing my wife that | am perfect.
Brown-Are you sure Of II? Smith-of
course am. Ii was only this morning
that she said l was perfect IDIOT
Chicago News.
"You will marry tall, dark gentle
man." said the fortune teller. examin-
ing the lines In the fair hand. That
doesn't help me any" despairingly re
piled the lovely blonde who had called
TO consult her "All six of them are tall
dark emen.'-Chleago Tribune.
'It has been asserted that kissing
cures dyspepsia" remarked Mr.. GAS
well. "rhat should be valuable knowl
edge for newly married man." replied
MIR. Dukane. WAY With his wife's
kisses he can counteract the effect oil
her cooking. "-Plttsburg ChrOnicle-Tel
egraph.
Impatient customer thought yol
advertised quick lunches. I've beer
waiting for mine for nearly half M
hour. Waiter-lt do take n little time
to git 'em up boss, but TN go quicl
enough after you gifts it. Dey amt d,
kind dat last long.-Cincinnatl En-
quirer.
II had an adventure the other even
ing" said Miss Autumn 10 a nelghbo
on whom she was calling. ut was quit
dark, and l saw strange man jus
ahead OF me, and | ran until wa
nearly exhausted" And did the maj
get away from your asked little VII