The Green Forest tribune., 1898-01-27


 The mandments are:
 First-Pav your debts.
 Second-Mind your own busi- ness.
 Third-Shut the door.
 Fourth-Do unto oth CTS as you would that they should do unto you.
 Fiith-Don't talk when you haven't anything to say.
 Sixth-Don't spit in the stove.
 Seventh-Learn to be quiet.
 Eighth-Don't worry.
 Ninth-Chew your food.
 Tenth-Reme em Der there are others just as warm as you are.
 Persons who are troubled with indigestion will be interested In the experience of Wm. H. Penn, chief clerk in the railway mail service at Des Moines, Iowa, who writes: "It gives me pleasure to testify to the mcritt of Chamber lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrh oea Remeay. For two years I have suffered from indigestion, and am subject to frequent severe attacks ot pain in the stomach and bow els. One or two doses of this remedy hover fails to give perfect relief. Price 25 and soc; for sale by J. E. Harbert, druggist.
 No sensible man should or ever will get angry because newspa- per man duns him for money. A dun is not an impeachment of a subscribers integrity, utsimply an outcropping of the publishers ne- cessitios. For instance thousand men owe from one 10 four dollars each. He has to dun them all in order to pay his expenses. Instead of getting mad and stopping his pa. per because the publisher asks him for what is honestly due, the sub scriber should thank the editor for waiting so patiently and pay up like man.
 There will be drill and litera- ry entertainment given at the M. E. church Thursday night. The program will consist of military drill, representing a business mems carnival, recitations, songs, tab- i ioauv rtor,,y,ao m l + IN q 9 e drill, broom drill and instrumental music. A literary paper is a prom inent feature. It will serve first class joke on ever leading citizen Chat includes you) Don't miss it. Admission only 10 cents. c. o. Plant of Eureka Springs billed the town Saturday for an exhibition of one of Edison's Cineographs showing the Corbett- Fitzsimmons fight, but on account of the very inclement weather and the fact that he could not procure suitable building the show was postponed until some future date, when he expects to be better pre- pared for business. This was his his second attempt to show,
 w. R. Sneed < Go. are closing out their winter goods at unheard of prices. It don'tpay to carry them over from one season to an other, hence their great bargains. Clothing at prices and quality to suit every body. They are bound to close them out to make room for spring goods.
 Jake Longdon has traded the farm recently purchased from Il. H. Stanhope to John Inman of Boone coUnty for his farm. Mr. Inman will become one of our citizens shortly and Mr. Longdon is pl eparing to move to Carrofton where he is putting in stock of merchandise.
 There are three little things which do more work than any oth- CT three little things created they are the ant, the bee and De Wits Little Early Risers, the last being famous little pills for stom- ach aud liver troubles. J. E. Harbert.
 If the people would use the same diligcncei in spreading the gooG thlngs they hear and know about people that they do in heraiding every hint or rumor ot bad, the world would be better off aud the