Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1898-10-20
THE INDIAN WAR.
ETr. DooIey's Views on n subject Oh
Great Importance.

Chicago Journal)
"Gln'ral Sherman was wan " IN smart
est men we iver had" said Mr.. DoCley'
"He said so NANNY bright things. Twas
him said War IS hell an that's wan Nv
M finest sayin's l know anything about
War IS hell IT'S a thrue wurrud an a
fine sintiment An Gin'ral sherman says
eTh' only good Indyun Is a dead lndrun.
An that's good sayin'. too. So. be tn
MOVERS we've started I'm again 10 improve
fh' race. an If We can get In Gathh guns
enough befure IN winters SHOWS we
ur-rn thin Chippeways into cimitiy
branch iv tn Young Mems christian AS
ISOLATION. We will SO.
eye. see, Hinnssy. tn lndyun is pound
r~ fo give way 70 III onward march Nv
white civilization. You an me- Iiinmssy.
q. nh white civilization. ] come along an
7 ind OF Snake-in-H is-Gaiters Twin quiet
am daciut I'm a new frame house IhlhKs
I. ."Tis a shame fr 10 lave this savage
man i'm possession iv this fine aboue' an
r.rn not able fr 10 vote an without Il
Grind ON tn police foOrce. so says l.
snakes / says get along says l. l
want YER house an ye best move OUT "c,'
iv IN thracks an dig hoie
v,'erself.' / says. 'Divvle tn tut VIII
stcu out iv this house says SNAKES.
l.,.tlt a. an 1 have tn law on me side,
80 ,Ig,r why should l take Mary
Ann am Terence. an Honoria, an ho-
1.rt Immitt Snakes, an all me niue
c,skes an rustic out West ~ ule
-trscle' ne saws. far frim tn bones "
M. ancestors he says. AN beyond IN
wather-pipe extinsion,' he says. BE
cause saws J. L am tn walkin diySale
iv white civilization ] says III gsT
as civilized as you says Snakes
wear pants ne says, AN pug NAT ~
saws. 'Ye might wear tin pairs, says l.,
AM all al .wanst.' / says. an yea sun!
bo a savage saws ]. AN ia be civilized
saws. IL / hadn't on so much as
bangle bracelet ] says. so get out
saws / 'fr tn pianny movers is OUTSIDE
r-rcady 20 go 20 wurruck,' l avs
"yVcu Snakes. he fires stoyelid at me
an 20 down 10 IN polls station an says
I. Loot. / says, thcyse drunken IN
dv,lu not votin' up near IN mills. an he
carrvin' on outrageous an he won't let me
houg me pitchers on his wall says J.
.V-ue eavaec.' SAYS TN loot, IN tache him
90 ravspict tn rules iV civilization, no
60 An he takes out wagon-load an
,,oce afthcr Snakes. Well. me irlno Shake'
gives him battle. an known IN premise
well he's able 20 put up great hsn', pu
Co. .vybile they rip him away an nave
him i'm IN phlII VI Wa -. ......lt, -.
,t,, IN, his head. An thin he's put undne
l,,ds ~ keep the peace. an they slnd mn
.,,t ,,.e-- Of tn thracks an move INTO Ia
house am tear out tn front an start
f.ro-bank. some day whin ] get tred o
th' Swedes dhrive me out or oVnN al .. %
uc.stor makes his lunch TOO sthron9
connection. III go after SNAKES AGAIN
'Th' Only hope fr tn lndyun Is TO pu
his house on srollers an Keep team
brohed 10 il. an whin he sees whit'
man 10 start rr tn settin' sun. lie
ro,ned yhin he has cellar. lie ouEh
IN mt all tn plugged dollars that ~
cot. from tn agent an be picklh piuo
hcrries into rOwlin' stock. II ne KNEW
arrvtbipg about balloons he'd nave
cbanst hut we white men, Hinnissy' III"
I'm a., balloons. But. anyhow, he's doom
IN a. aogan says. tn onward mareh ~
fh' white civilization with moIseustS a.
other modhrcn Improvements Is slowN
lyt surely. as Hogan says. chasln mn
oyf an m last iv him'n be lVin IN
dIyin' hell somewhere out IN Tn Pac-H
ocean" TO-,
well" said Mr. Hennessy, IN" stou
pbilanthropist. u think so, an thih agali
dinnaw. 1 don't think we threat INN
r-rlqht II ! was the government Ia tax
what they got. but I'd say: Here, tax
this tin dollar bill an 20 out an uhilil'
ye'orself to death ia say. Ihey QUE"
20 have some show. r..
well" said Mr.. DOoley. III we Zee
that way ye ought 10 go an mist as al
Indyun."