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The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
TO EXEMPT HOTEL ABERDEEN.
Aid. Sanborn Has an Ordinance
Which Will Cut the PrOhibitive
lime

At the last meeting of the board of
aldermen an ordinance was introduced
by Aid. Sanborn, providing for ex-
emption from the prohibitive district
of the property known as Hotel Aber-
deem.
There seems to have been an effort on
the part of some of the aldermen and
the city clerk to keep the matter under
cover as long as possible, as it was
slipped through the meeting without
being read, and referred to the COM
mittee on licenses.
The records of the meeting show it
to have been introduced just prior to
adjournment, while Aid. Sanborn in
formed G o b e reporter that 1t was
received and referred early in the ses-
sion.
The ordinance reads:
The common council of the city of st.
Paul do ordain as follows: That section of
ordinance 603. approved Dec. 81, 1888, relat-
ing to the prohibition of the issuance or
transfer of licenses for sale of wines beer
liquor of any kind be ard the same is
hereby amended by adding thereto, at the
end of said section the following words
viz: cor to prevent the issuance of a IL
cense to the proprietor or proprietors, man
ager or managers of the building situated
upon lots 1 and 2, block 49, Dayton C
Irvine's addition to the city of st. Paul now
known as the Aberdeen hotel, so long as
said building Is used for hotel purposes.
and such parts of said lots Is, or may at
any time hereafter be occupied by said
building, is hereby excepted from the op-
Grafton of this ordinance, as the same shall
be used for hotel purposes.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

The Associated Press brings an in
terview with an American naval Off
Ger, at Key West, who bawls loudly
against the government allowing the
Spanish torpedo boats to sail from the
Canaries to the West Indies. Either
there must be a great many fools
among the American officers around
Key West or the A. P is singularly
unfortunate in it's selection of inter
viewab1e material. We had always
supposed that the high seas were open
to the navies of all nations What's
the use of bawling till we're hurt? Let
this modern Spanish Armada come
along-we don't see how it can be pre-
vented, anyway. We are in need of
torpedo boats ourselves, and it be-
comes the business of our naval officers
to see that we get 'em the instant the
opportunity offers. That's what we
maintain navy for.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
Horace GreeIey,s Black List.

From the National Advertiser.
In 1886 Horace Greeley began the pubIi-
cation of the New Yorker, issued every Sat-
urday afternoon. The New Yorker was a
siXteen-page newspaper. about the size Of
Truth today. The price was 81 year.
1t was the custom Of publishers In thoss
days, when money not plentiful, to
send papers to subscribers and trust to their
honesty to pay up. But 1t seems from the
announcements made in the New Yorker
that the memories of some readers were as
defective as their consciences were imper-
turbable. Some by Mr.. Greeley are worth
reproducing. In the issue of Sept. 90, 1897
he says:
agents and patrons in debt to us. send
us the sums due us Immediately! Do not
wait for a private opportunity; the mails
will answer, and are at hand. Send us New
York state money il you can; United States
bank, New Jersey, or New England notes. we
shall receive most gladly; but Ohio, Mich
igan, Southern, or even Southwestern, rather
than nothing. Do not attempt to palm off
your worst trash upon U.s. but do the hon
orable thing. We have not sent you blank
or brown sheets hitherto; we have labored
hard that they should not be barren ones
Deal fairly by in turn
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
JES' sPILIN' FER FIGHT.

From the Atlanta Constitution.
Oh, Dixie lan'-she amt forgotten;
Des lief fight ez make cheap cotton,
Fight away.
Fight away
Fight away down South in Dixie!
We got young men en- OIL time stagers-
Million Colonels en- billion Majors,
Fight away.
Fight away
Fight away down South in Dixie!
Oars bills at home dat's onpaid yet, sub;
Des lief fight ez die in debt. sub,
Fight away.
Fight away
Fight away down South in Dixie!
So come, Br'er Spain, en- take yo' lickin'
De spurs is sharp on de Southern chicken,
Fight awav,
Fight awav-
Fight away down South in Dixie!
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
W0MEN'S MISSION WORK.
The Foreign Society of ST. Paul
Presbytery Holds an IntereStins
Session at Merriam Park

Mrs. c. P. Noyes led the hour of devotion
which opened the annual meeting OF the
Woman's Foreign Missionary Society of the
Presbytery of st. Paul. held yesterday in
Merriam Park Presbyterian church.
Mrs. G. o. Van Cleve made the opening
prayer. and then the greetings from the
Merriam Park society were given and re-
sponded to. Mrs. T. II. Dickson read the
minutes of the last meeting. and Mrs. e. c.
Stringer gave a review of the years work.
Mrs. E. r. Sanford tod of the years gifts.
and Mrs. H. F. Ware gave a brief report
of the work Of the Christian Endeavor So
ceies.
In the afternoon the greetings from the
Methodist, Congregatiopalist and Episcopal
churches given. Mrs. Jacobs represent
ed the Methodist society, Mrs. Riser he
Congregational and Mrs. Searles the Episco-
pal.
Mrs. Anna NJ. Dickson gave an interesting
report from the Cleveland convention. and
the meeting wound up with an address by
Rev. A. b. Meldrum.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
Can He Ride tha Wheel?

The wheel is a great innovator It
has reVolutionized some things and
altered others. 1t has changed habits of
men and women and boys and girls,
and made imperious fashion bend to it's
DEGREES But its scope is not exhausted.
II proposes now to trundle along pOliti-
ca! paths. 1t DEGREES that he who
would get into any office whose powers
or duties can in any way affect wheels
must be Wheelman. Mayors, assem-
blymen and aldermen are especially the
objects of its attention. They enact
ordinances that place restrictions on
the rights and liberties of the Wheel
restrictions of which only wheelmen
can fully know the absurdity and ut
ter needlessness. They refuse ordi-
nances protecting wheelmen in their
rights and privileges. They refuse to
recognize that the wheel is sui generis,
and not to be catalogued with carts and
railways.
SO the wheel proposes to marshal its
riders and. utilizing their voting power,
impose upon candidates for all such
offices the qualification Of being adopts
at riding the wheel. 1t knows the
value Of having such for these offices.
carter Harrison, Chicago's mayor, with
possibilities of being something greater
If anything can be greater than that
is wheelman. He proposes that the
wheel shall have official recognition. He
| hnds streets In his city over which
no decent self-respecting wheel cares to
| be pedaled. Trucks and carts can
! pound and jolt over them, but the
| dainty wheel shuns them while yearn
| ing for them. SO the mayor summons
| the engineers and the street commits
sloner and says that on and along all
such streets there must be made cycle
paths And it will be done because a
man who loves his wheel is where he
can say and see that it shall be done.
When the several candidates for the
mayoralty Of st. Paul pass under the
wheels inspection, how many will
stand it? How many of them will be
marked N. g.? Who is there of the
hundred and odd willing Barkises who
would be assemblymen or aldermen can
mount into the saddle and pedal their
way down a crowded street without
collldlng with man or woman, wagon
or street car? And Of those who can
VINO rides con amore and not for mere
economy's sake? From them shall the
selections be made. The wheel will part
the goats who cannot guide the flying
bike upon the left hand and the sheep
who can upon the right. and the politi-
cal chances Of the goats will go by for
ever.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
PHILOSOPHERS ADVICE.
Smoke Cigarettes and Cautions
Them Against Their Use.
ON the Atlanta Journal.

From the Atlanta Journal.
Now, young fellers." said the Hon. Spud
Hooper. In his address at the Pine Stump
Sunday school, when you begin to sprout a
mustache like the fuz on a green 'backer stalk.
don't get excited an try to exhaust the en-
tire cigarette stock of the earth. Hits a
hopeless job. They will be here after you
have done flung up the sponge an gone out
bekase you can blow smoke thro your nose
an your daddy haz you to feed that the gov
ernment liz jest eechin' to git your pictur' on
knows you air about forty degrees sharper
than Solomon, but the world could manage
to worry along without you If it had to. They
heZ been great stacks an cords O. Jest sich
fellers az you before. an when they kicked
the bucket the sun didn't bust ner the earth
git out O. socket. She mout a wobbIed a lit
tie, but she stuck to her proper place. an l
rekin she will kOntinny to stick thar
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
TODAY'S BULLETIN.

Page.
1-St. Paul Silhouettes.
War Inevitable.
Many Candidates for Mayor.
Gen. Lee Left Alone in Cuba.
Cutters Ordered to the Coast.
Report on Maine Reaches Madrid.
Chinese Flee From Port Arthur.
--latest in Southan Case.
Gold on the Alaska Side
Some Hot Shot for Doran.
V-Granger Students Graduate.
Naval Bill Held Up.
Weekly Commercial Reviews.
Railroads.
Editorial.
The Ohio Flood.
Features of The Sunday Globe.
6-sports.
Fulford Wins the Handicap.
Spain Fortifying Porto Rico.
Torpedo Boat Purchased.
Philadelphia Cashier Suicides.
6-Markets.
Stocks Hammered Down.
Bar Silver, 55c.
Cash Wheat in Chicago, $104
T-Northwest.
Minneapolis Matters.
Twin City News.
Wants.
S-COurts.
Town and City Bonds.
Vacation in the Schools.
Alaska Problem Up Again.
Charter Commissions Work.
Naval Recruiting in ST. Paul.
Marriages, Births and Deaths.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
A Hnsty Journey.

From juice.
Anxious Wife-Know where my husband
Is sir?
Klondike Karl-Th' last time l seen your
husband num- he was goin' over tn noun
tain.
Anxious Wi'e-In wi at direction?
Klondike Karl (sad YIN all directions.
mum. You see. he got a can of dynamite
mixed in with the caune1 corned beef he
was thaw:ng cut, poor man!
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

might be util' zed to raise money to keep
the schools running. True, charters
may not be flexible enough to meet the
emergency, but if the constitution of
the state, that lodges the spending
power with the Legislature, is INSULT
cient to prevent its use by this exposi-
ton scheme. we cannot see why a sim
pie city charter should be an insur-
mountable obstacle
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
TODAY'S EVENTS.

METROPOLITAN-"D "Dodge's Trip to New
York" 2:3O PM. PM
GRAND" Hcgans Alley" 2:3O PM, s PM
Ramsey County w. c. T. L., St. Paul Com
mons. 3 PM
Lecture. Prof George D. Heron, First Pres
byteran church. 8 PM
st. Paul Bar association, court room No. l,
9:2A AN
Republican city and county committee, Endi-
colt building, 8 PM
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
FUNERAL OF J. B. BRISBIN.
1t VIII BE Held This Afternoon, From
the Family Residence, Corner of
Dayton and Western Avenues.

The funeral of the late John Ball Brisbin
who died at his home in this city. Tuesday
last will be held this afternoon at O'Clock
from the family residence, corner of Dayton
and Western avenues.
The pallbearers will be Marcus D. Grover.
Isaac Waring. Ansel Oppenheim, w. P Muir
ray Horace E. Bigelow. Z. s. Chittenden.
The st. Paul Bar association, of which de-
ceased was an honored member, will meet
this morning at $3.50 o'clock in court room
No. l to make arrangements to attend the
funeral in body. and to appoint commit
tee to present memorial to the court.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
WHY SINGLE OUT sOUTHALL,
Correspondent Who Thinks He Had
bad Example.

To The St. Paul Globe:
The o b e is the one st. Paul journal
that has the courage to comment upon the
Southall forgeries. 1t not only dares to men,
tion his name, but those also in higher au-
thority, and not with bated breath either.
But why should Southall be so roundly con-
demned by public opinion? What has he done
so much out of character that should subject
him to the proud mans contumely' and the
uncharitable hints heard at street corners and
in the clubs? Has he taken the cash assets
of his neighbor by illegitmate means? Has
he set the laws at defiance by schemes of
private speculation which 1T last struck
bad GHSrket? Has he broken faith with hun
dreds or thousands of friends, neighbors poor
widows. children, the aged and infrm and
left them pennless on the pitless highway
Well, if he has done all these things. has
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

gathering, for the first time, knowledge
of its contents. knowing no more of
its contents than any without the cir
Gle of the court and cabinet, we will
hazard the guess that the report will
say that no precaution was omitted
to prevent internal explosion; that the
condition of the hull. so far as it could
be observed by the divers, fails to show
an external force, and that the real
cause is an impenetrable mystery.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

AS olOfLIA-A. +. l4lttle, Dulutn, +. Is.
CO. Miss Kenyon. Newport: C. A. Hurlburt
Winsted, Conn; E. E. Railson and wife,
Kei% n Rrot6 p L. Il Smith TIth Chicago Mrs
Forks; Frank McCracker. Maza N D.; Dan
McCleary, Duluth; w. Stoughton, Duluth.
CLARENDoN-C. B. Hart, Chicago; ]. B.
Patterson, st. Cloud; G. L. Spanny. Ellens-
worth, Wis; NJ. ]. Hefron, Rochester; L. S.
Johnson; Lake City; A. D. Galusha. Decorah,
EFT, Ltchfeld; H. B. Briggs, Anaconda.
MERCHANTs'-S. swensington Austin; G..
A. Simpson and wife. Winnipeg: w. C. Win
Megens, Duluth V. B. Primer. St. Louis !;
". W. Fegan. Grand Forks; ]. H. Bossard.
Falls; E. G. Hoag. Detroit; D. J. McKennis.
Alma. Wis; ]. D. Waite and family, Mon
tana; j. H. Gale and wife. Hunter. N. D.;
". H. Parsons, Sioux City; B. L. Cores,
F. w. Gould, Boston; C. H. Gould. Boston; :;
F. J. Duffy. Chicago; G. R. Cowell. New
York; J. W. Kline. Philadelphia: F. L. Brid-
Chicago; C. S. Benson. st. Cloud; D. NJ.
Collins, Sioux City,. H. W. Stone. Benson; !;
L; H. McKusick Pine City; J. B. Moses,
Stone, Pine City: P. C. Edwards, Chicago;
F. Hodge, Pine City; A. G. Ewing. Clinton,
To-; A. L. Reynolds, Guliford. Mo-: Mrs. B..
Branch; C. W. Rowell. North Branch; R. NJ.
Caruthers. Grand Forks; J. H.Vosburg. Grand
Forks; E. W.. Rowell; North Branch; D.
ton, North Branch; T. E; Andrews. Melrose;
C. E. Howe, Brockville, Ont; L. NJ. Wilcuts,
Duluth; A. T. Thorts. Duluth; H. F. Nc
Gowan, Astoria. Or; j. P. johnson, Duluth; ;
Duluth; S. l. Merrill. Los Angeles; D. R.
Elder Brainerd.
METRoPoLITAN-Dr and Mrs. P. J.
Hagher Bismarck, N. D.; j. E. Fonght,
Graceland; Mr.. and Mrs. A. ]. Merrett. Min
nearoiis; Edward D: Beaer, Sioux City; Gynth
apolis; Miss Alice Mack. Milwaukee; F. W:
Tyler, Racine: H. A. Tyler, Simpson; Robert
Nuke, Madison; Charles A. Gray, Rochester;
A. B. Bruggeman, Milwaukee; s.. G: Thomp-
son, Millbank; J. A. Bunker. Duluth.
RYAN,. w Mason, Fergus Falls; C. E.
Anderson, Chicago; E. Brunswick, New York;
E. D. Burlington, Saltwater; E. S. Partridge,
New York. C. Baxter PqPtland '"
cago; H. Getter, Kentucky; W: A: Greder,
kentucky; c. D. Ellis, Chicago; w B. Wood,
Rochester; ]. A. Wallace, Chicago; G. w.
Mason. Chicago; A. Walstrab, St. Louis; F.
P. Willis, Chicago; ]. G. Lautte. Phiadel
phia; j. E. O'Hara. Lynn. Mass; Warren
Wright. Chicago; George G. Rev. Chicago;
William Stems, New York; L. H. Hirsch, New
York; NJ. Greenwed. New York; F. J. Wag-
ener, Chicago; W. A. Robinson. Chicago.
WINDSoR-F. j. Fogerty. New York: G..
w. Lamphere and wife. Philadelphia: R.
bowman, C. F. Macdonald. st. Cloud; J..
B. Gerrish. Des Moines; C. W. Ransom. Al
bert Lea; John E. Ransom, Albert Lea; H.
S. Day and wife and son Carrell. Albert Lea;
A. F. Ames, Chicago; W. R. Hodges, Sleepy
Eye: Geo. c. Fullmorida, Huron S. D.: H.
H. Sharp. Chicago; L. c. Wiser. Red Wing;
John S. Fowlds. China Falls.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
Fools Night In Germany.

From Tit-Bts
The observance of fools night" by the
Germans is & unique ceremony of fun and
merriment. Every participant wears a false
nose and goggles. and is provided with long
pipe. He who Is able to make the biggest
fool of himself is the lion OF the occas; on.
There are men who are not Germans who
could carry off the honors if there were such
q celebration every night in the year.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
: GENTS

luth
in 1881 the Duluth people made a protest
against the law taxing mining compariss I
cent per ten on their output. The law vas
repealed They are now demanding that the
three fold.
The Duluth people claim that assess
ments on all property except mining prep psrty
their share of the expenses of the count.
while non-resdents receive the benefit.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
Freestone Came Back.

Louis Freestone. 20 years of age disap-
peared from the Ryan hotel drug store, in
which he was employed. Feb. last. and i'm
mediately after his departure $50 in cash was
missing.
Yesterday Freestone again appeared in ST.
Paul. but was here but few hours before
being placed under arrest. He spent last
night In cell in the central police station.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
ATLANTIC LINERS.

NEW YORK-Arrived Germanic. Liverpool.
LINERP0OI~Arrived Britannia. New York
COPEN ENHAGEN-Arrived: ThingvaIa New
York. Sailed. Island. New York
GENOA-Sailed: Auguste Victoria, Naples
ton cruise).
L0NDON-Sailed: Manitoba, New York.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

The Grand's attraction the coming week
VIII offer considerable novelty presenting
the first visit here Of the great "silver' play,
The Curse of Gold" Aside from espousing
in its story and action the free silver the
merit from a strictly dramatic standpoint
There is love story. a deal of realism
plenty Of comedy and all the elements that go
to make up a pleasing drama. The piece is in
the hands of an excellent cast, including the
well-known emotional actress. Nettie Bourne.
Dore Davidson. Rance Austin. Alex Kear-
ney. Rose Stahl and others. The scenic eff
usually elaborate, including a representation
of the house of representatives in Washing
ton which Is said to be most effectively pro-
duced. e.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

1t is stated that the churches of the
United States are about to make a con-
centrated move for peace The first
thing they ought to do, then, is to in
duce their pastors to quit making war
SDeecheS
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
And 1t Should Ee Repealed.

From the Boston CMass.) Herald.
1t appears that the proposition to permit
the people of ireland to add the prefix o
or Nc to their names would only be a revi-
val of the privilege that was originally ac-
corded them by the ilustrious Brian Boru,
the victor Of Clontarf. During his rule he
caused to be adopted an ordinance which pre-
scribed that every should adopt as a
surname the name of his father, and hence
forth surnames became permanent in Irish
families The English stopped that custom by
law, and it is this penal regulation which
it is desired to repeal
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

The thousands Of people who are
just now going to North Dakota WIZ
have more gold at the emu OF the year
than those who go to Alaska
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
SATURDAYS WEATHER.
Threatening; Possibly Snow.

BY United States Weather Bureau.
INNESOTA-Threatening weather and DOS
sibly light snow; colder; northerly winds.
NORTH MISUNDERSTANDING weather and
light snow; warmer in western portion;
northerly winds. becoming variable.
SOUTH DAKOTA-Partly cloudy; colder;
northerly winds.
WISCONSIN-Cloudy and threatening wealth
er; colder in the northwest portion; winds
becoming fresh northeasterly.
IOWA-Cloudy and threatening weather.
colder; winds becoming northeasterly.
MONTANA-Light snow; warmer; northerly
winds, becoming variable.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

One of the Washington newsboys
has the situation sized up about right.
When anybody asks him for a paper
he says quickly "White or yellow?"
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

1t is stated that Butcher" Weyler
IS to return to Cuba. So much the bet
ter Uncle Sam will take great pleas
ure in blacking his eye.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
Graveyard Circulation,

From the National Advertiser.
A correspondent writes: The great grand
father of journalism. the New York Tribune,
has probably the most unique and exclusive
sale of any well-known newspaper published.
Outside of its exchange list it is read 1--WE
say read advisedly, although it may be in
some cases with the aid of a magnifying
glass; by 81 great grandfathers, 26 great
grandmothers, A great uncles, Sc great aunts,
237 grandfathers 1888 grandmothers, 1S9 old
bachelors and 793 spinster aunts, all over
sixty-four years of age. 1t is said that the
combined ages Of these venerable readers ex-
ceeds 10000 years These figures, of course,
do not include the Office staff. In that case
the result would be much greater.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

Isn't the United States government
good deal like Southall, after all? 1t
appropriates money it hasn't. but hopes
to get
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

Wisconsin can even up with the
tramp who stole 300 feet of copper wire
by giving him six feet of hemp.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

May God so deal with this ship
0he Montgomery as shall best serve
our interests.-Carlist Organ Ell Corro
Espanola. Heaven save a man who
can be guilty Of uttering such senti-
mentS.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
No Preachers I'm the Legislature.

From the Washington Cd. c. Post.
The constitution of the state Of Maryland
contains. among other things rare and pc
culiar, the provision that mo minister or
preacher of the gospel of any religious
creed or denomination, and no person hold
ing any civil office of profit trust under
this state, except justices of the peace, shall
be eligible as senator or delegate" In so far
as this relates to persons holding civil offices
of profit or trust, it is not exceptional nor
Objectionable.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

People did not die mysterious
deaths fast enough for DR.. Edward
Coombs, Of Kings county, New York,
so he turned in bills for 1872 inquests
which he didn't hold. He goes to pris-
on for only nineteen months, though he
appears to be technically guilty of 162
MURDERS
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26
A BITTER CUD.
The Public Schools of Minneapolis
Must Close.


Since the movement has failed it is to be
regretted that 1t was started The fail
ure is humiliating and Is discreditable to the
city-far more so than many Of those who
were able to contribute literally, but refused
to do SO, appear to realize. Minneapolis has
always been proud of her schools, and justly
so. That movement to extrcate them from
financial embarrassment and maintain them
the regular length Of time has failed igno-
miniously argues a lack of public spirit or
lack of financial ability. In either
reproach is cast upon the community by this
apparent Indifference to a movement vital
ly important to the schools and the children.
minneapolis Times.
The public schools of Minneapolis will close
for the year five weeks from today. The ef-
fort to raise money by private subscription
to keep them open during the usual school
year has proven a ndismal and humiliating
failure. ~
There is no use talking about this thing be-
ing kept to ourselves. 1t was told to all the
country through the press dispatches by en-
terprising correspondents in a neighborng
city the next morning after the school board
determined to close our schools. We cannot
do things in corner here in Minneapolis
The city is too WE'LL known. our fame is too
wide and next to the inevitable injury which
the public schools will suffer on account Of
the early closing is the damage which the
city suffers in it's good name through the
failure of thisoIeffort! Merely as business
proposition, we do not believe anybody who
has sought Ito discourage this movement
could afford to do so.h 1t is too bad 1t would
have been worth good deal to the good
name of this city to- have shown to the cut
side world that while the school board may
have managed badly the people are not lack
Ing in public spirit ror in that enterprise
have raised this money in Minneapolis in
week.-Mnneapolis Jorunal.
The Saint Paul globe., 1898-03-26

Laramie cowboys are preparing to
raise a company of rough riders and
expert shots to tender Uncle Sam in
the event of war. AS the fighting will
be on the water, it is difficult to see
how these ''woolly" young men will be
of use