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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

And now Philadelphia comes along
with its claim that that city is the
home Of the prettiest girls in the state
There is hardly anything in the state
that Philadelphia has not claimed at
some time or other, but it must take a
back seat here. There are pretty girls
in Philadelphia, of course, but in this
city-but what is the use of arguing q
conceded point? Harrisonburg Pat
riot.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

mersed an old rheumatic woman bodily in
the water to "he IL her" as they said. She
marty died In consequence. How much bet
ter II would have been to have tire ated the
poor old woman for her infirmitv with Hos
letters Stomach Bitter,, which not only
cures rheumatism. but prevents kidney
complaint and remedies dyspe psia consti-
patton, liver trouble and nervous prostra-
ton. Give 1t a systematic trial
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

which Is proving very advanta'
geous to the settlers of North
Alberta, Canada, and is truly boon to
the farmers, is the establishment Of
creameries by the Government at regu.
lar distances apart. The Government
furnishes the entire plant, puts 1t In
and operates 1t without direct cost to
the farmer. From the sale of the but
ter the Government retains cents per
pound, the balance going to the farmer.
This is continued for three years, when
the government turns over the plant
and business to the farmers, CIV
ing them a clear title of It.
Thus these creameries are put in
at a minimum cost to the farmer
and paid for in a way that he least
feels 1t. When we were there butter
was selling at 81 and % cents per
pound. Cheese factories were being es-
tablished, too, along the railroad and
much Of the freight loaded on the cars
on our return trip consisted of butter
and cheese, as 1t was in the best sea-
son for milk. The produce found q
ready market in the mining and lum-
bering towns and districts beyond the
Rockies, through the British Columbia
country, where 1t was, we were told,
difficult to supply the demand"
The Klondike is another field now
open to the Western Canadian farmer
for all produce Of the farm, and the
officials in the Department of the In
terror, Ottawa, Canada, are kept busy
sending out literature describing this
great agricultural country. The agents
OF the Government throughout the
United States are also supplied with
literature, which they distribute free.
no NOT t1,;pL haoonea bona olxac n
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04
Then She scornad Him.

Miss Coldwater-Is it possible you
believe in the use of spirituous liquors
for medical purposes?
The Naughty Man-No, whoever
told that wronged me, don't believe
in wasting liquor on people who are
too sick to appreciate it. Cleveland
Leader
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04
OH, WHAT SPLENDID COFFEE.

Mr.. Goodman, Williams Co., ILL.,,
writes: From one package Salzer's
German Coffee Berry costing 15c I
grew 300 lbs. of better coffee than /
can buy in stores at 80 cents h."
A package of this and big seed cata-
logue is sent you by John A. Salzer
Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis, upon receipt
of 15c stamps and this notice. VINE.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

ANY passengers for Philadelphia"
inquired the conductor as he passed
through the train.
"That is my statiou," said quaint
looking man.
"Confond it," said the conductor,
shat will make the second time this
week we have had to stop at that
place"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04
Do not forget that pecuniary charity
is often curse to humanity.


Clean blood makes clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tics cleans your blood and keeps 1t clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving,all i'm
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads
and that sickly bilious omplexion by taking
Cascarets. -beauty for ten cents All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c, Soc
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Mrs. Brown-Did your husband die
happy? Widow Jones-O, yes, just be.
fore he died he cried out ecstatically
4 see great light, and then added
softly 4 think am going where they
give better gas and passed smilingly
away.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Somebody is trying to prove that
society is responsible for murders"
well, that is wrong; society is
made up of people who want to kill
one another and never do.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Say, that luminous paint is great. y
"What do you use it for?"
"We paint the baby, SO we can give
him drink in the night without light.
ing the gas"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Some persons have minds, and some
things to guess with; but it is only
handsome woman who cah make q
shift without either
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Do You Dance To-Night7
Shake into your Shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Chilblainy and Sweat
ing Feet. At all Druggis and Shoe
Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
Dress. Allen S. Oimsted. Roy. N. Y.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Gospel will be pretty word in a
woman's mouth when women can dis.
tinguish between a poor memory and
a clear conscience.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04
Sold by Druggists, TIC.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
If a man is as good as another he
don't have to insist that he is

It Keeps the Feot Warm and Dry
And is the only cure for Chilblains,
Prostitutes, Damp, Sweating Feet
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and shoe
Stores, Csc. Samples sent FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen S Olmstead, Leroy, N. Y.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Gray hair is like regulations; q
man needn't try to dye it in the town
where he has grown up.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Mr.. Callahan-Euchre is not a bad
game, but I'd rather play poker. Mr..
Cohen-Vell, euchre is chenerally der
best if you lose undt poker is der best
II you win.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

If woman is wise she " i'll never re-
mind her husband of the fool things
that he said during their court
ship.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

ibid Hopkins get nervous prostra-
ton trying to make money!"
'No, he got nervous prostration try
ing to borrow money"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04
Maple Syrup.

The best, quality of maple syrup
comes from the north side of the tree,
but the flow is not SO large as when
the tree is tapped on the south side.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

A sanguine temperament is one who
picks out good place for toma to
patch while there is still snow on the
ground.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

A CORE
s p o n dent
Of a Brown
City, Mich.
igan, paper
W ri ties al
follows:
"A n in.
d II q I r y
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Do not forget to remember that
there are good many things that
should be forgotten.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

If man is only little lower than
the angels, the angels have not got
much to be proud of.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Just when a mans surest that q wo-
man never hits anything she aims at
along comes some blushing young
thing and marries HIM. Munsey's Mag
q
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

The equality between sexes will be
firmly established whenever the news
papers print description of the BRIDE
groOm's trosse au.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Do not forget the criticisms when
giving thanks for the blessings you
have received
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

When melting glue for use it is a
good plan to add little finely pow
dered chalk to it. This will greatly
augment its strength.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation for
ever. loc 25c. If G C c. fall druggists re-
fund money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

She actually flung herself at his
head" HIM what did he do?" HE flung
himself at her feet"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

My Doctor said would die, but Piso's
Kelner, Cherry Valley, Ills, Nov. %, 1895.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Do not think for a minute that a
man ever bows to fate as matter of
courtesy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life away.

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic, full OF life nerve and vigor, take No-To-
BAG, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC. or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free Address
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04
Smoke Sledge Cigarettes, 20 for 5 cts.

If woman has the vices of man
that is the worst thing you can say
about her
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

To Cure Constipation Forever
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 1oc or
25c If c. G. c. fail to cure druggists refund
money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Do not drink eight quarts of beer at
ouce unless you are looking for
peck of genuine trouble.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04
She Couldn't Say,

Poet-Which of my poems do you
like the best?
She-I haven't read that one yet
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Do not imagine that the bill poster
makes an assignment every time he 10
driven to the wall.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Star Tobacco is the leading brand of
the world, because it is the best.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

MOTTO. Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes
weak men strong, blood pure. soc 81 All
druggists.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund the money II 1t fails to cure 25o
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Wisdom doesn't get her diploma I'M
til after she has played match game
with Cupid.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04
CANADIAN CREAMERIEs,

How They Are Operated and Made Z
Pay the Farmer.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-02-04

Do not think because hope makes Q
good breakfast that it will make sat.
isfactory supper
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
Willie Meyer. Drowned.

A painful and fatal accident occurred
last Friday, just before noon, at which
time Willie Meyers, the bright little son
OF Mr.. and Mrs. George Ii. Meyers, was
drowned In a mudhole In the Puerco,
about a mile south OF town. 1t trans
plres that he, In company with Charley
and Allan Harding, went out to battle in
n OF the numerous water holes In the
PuereO bed, and that while bathing he
was mlred In the deep mud OF the hole
and was unable TO extricate himself.
The Harding boys did their best 70 pull
him out, but the little fellows we're too
badly frightened TO do any good. They
put on their clothes and ran down TO
James Maxwell's and called assistance.
The folks fastened out TO the swimming
hole at the head Of the canyon, Mr.. Simp-
kin arriving there four minutes after be-
ing summoned, and failing 10 find the
boy there, fastened down stream and
found the little fellows body In a water
hole a quarter OF a mile below. He was
sunk In the mud to above his knees, and
when his head was lifted the water was
level with his nose, II he had been
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
nusINEss Ho1M ~ hawaii.

II Is an old saying in this country that
American trade will follow the American
flag, ia whatsoever quarter II Is planted,
and a proof OF its truth is found In the
awakening Of commercial energy in
Hawaii.
News from our new Pacific acquisition
show that the Sandwich islands are
experiencing a business boom a. a con.
sequence Of annexation. At Honolulu
the merchants are taking steps 10 meet
the increased trade hat Is sure to follow
the entrance OF Hawaii into the list Of
our domains. A stimulating effect is
sure to follow the visit OF the American
commissioners appointed by President
Mckinley for the purpose OF deyising a
form OF government for the islands. and
the influx OF capital and enterprise from
our Pacific coast will rouse again those
business activities which have long lain
dormant. awaiting the settlement OF the
annexation question.
American exports OF iron and steel
manufactures, agricultural implements,
breadstuifs, domestic animals, etc, To the
Hawaiian islands last year amounted 10
nearly i've millions OF dollars, exceeding
the trade OF 1895 by one million.
Now that Hawaii is ours, no doubt the
little exports from Great Britain and
Germany will become decidedly less. and
American trade will surely find an in
creasing market In our newly acquired
pearl Of the Pacific"
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
suit Agaln.t santa Fs Cnnn,r.

In the district court for Santa Re
county, In the two cases OF the Territory
Of New Mexico Va. Francisco Chayes
sheriff and ex-Ohicio collector, ct al.
Judge LauRhlin and G. II. Gildersleeye,
attorneys for the defendants, have filed a
counter claim, In which 1t is claimed
that there IL due from the county TO
Chayes' estate the sun OF S9,59l.b6, with
interest at q per cent from January 4,
1892. This claim is made In both cases,
making the cOunty's alleged indebted
ness 10 the estate OF Chayes amount 10
about $4,000. This. with the attorneys
fees In their case, should they be allowed,
will make u considerable increase In the
amount OF the county debt.-New Mexl-
gau.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
THE AMY.

The battle OF Santiago was fought
chiefly by the regulars OF the United
States army and aprOper inscription will
be made upon their regimental flags. In
the civil wal the small regular army was
almost wiped out. II was distributed In
the various corps and took part In nearly
every great battle In the east and west
Their losses included 2.205 officers and
men killed OF mOrtally wounded In &C
ton, and over 3 900 died from disease. Al
Gettysburg two regular brigades lost
nearly half their number in killed and
wounded. The Fifteenth infantry lost
during the civil war ninety. seven killed.
APO we're wounded, sixty one died OF
wounds and hfty died In prison. The
American regular army has a splendid
record.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
ALL ROADS LEAD TO ALBUoUERoUE,

Many Reasons why People should Come
TO the Rio Grands Valley.
Because the climate is perfect.
Because the soil Is fertile and pro-
life.
Because land Is abundant and cheap.
Because a home can be made with lit.
tie labor.
Because 30 great a variety OF produce
a be grown.
Because the yield Is large and the prices
always renumeratiye.
Because life Ia u luxury In land where
the sun shines everyday.
Because there are chances for a poor
nan which he "a never hope to find in
older countries.
Because the country is advancing and
property values are increasing.
Because, unlike southern California, II
does not require a small fortune to se-
cure a piece Of land.
Because capital d es not block all the
n to wealth. nor crowd the poor
man TO the wall,
Because Uncle Sam has yet many fertile
acres OF land in BernalillO county walt
ing for occupants.
Because churches, schools, newspapers
aud railroads are fast developing the
moral and material elements OF the terri
tory.
Because good land Is becoming scarce,
and II you don't catch on now your last
chance will soon be gone.
Because the country Ia one OF the few
regions Of the United States that yields
the products Of temperate and semi
trOpic one
Because there are neither billiards. nor
tOrnadOes, earthquakes or foundations,
snow storms nor cyclones and mad dogs.
Because the vast and varied resources
OF the county are yet TO be developed.
Because the wealth Of its mines, its
farming valleys and grazing lands will
yet build up a great and prosperous
county.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
Hota Proatabl, au.ioe.s.

Dick Msnley met his death at the
hands OF a posse which went out from
Breckenridge, Col, to pursne him and sew
eral other members OF a gang which had
been operating in southern Colorado for
time past. They were traced to
KokomO. Col, at which point they we're
found in a cabin. Tue two deputies on
investigation decided to arrest them and
In the struggle Msnley was shot In the
back and after lingering for several
hours In agony and making partial con
iession, died on Saturday last at noon.
No person has ever found that the hold
up business pays. The end OF the rope is
bound 10 come.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
srATIsrICs or sPAIN.

According TO official returns, the pOpu-
latiOn OF Spain In 1887 was l6,945, 1856.
There were in Spain at that date 40, 1895
resident foreigners. the most OF them be-
ing In the provinces OF Barcelona, Cadiz,
Corona and Madrid. The Basques, In the
north. number about 100000. and differ
materially from the rest Of Spain. There
are 10000 Moriscoes in the south, $1,000
gypsies and a small number OF Jews. In
1900 the population vas estimated at
100000; In the fourteenth century It is
believed 10 have amounted TO upward Of
100000. Statistics published by the
Institute Geographical y Estadistico OF
Spain show that the population, accord
ing 10 occupation, In 1889, was az fol-
lows: Agricultural, 1854. 742; industrial
textile and minerall 243.S67; CONNER
eial, 1874 ,765; arts and trades. S23,8l0; do
nestle servants, 409.5l9; merchant mar
ine, 1924 professional, legal, medical,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23

Canada, very much to her surprise,
now Ands herself in receipt OF a hand
some revenue from a portion Of her terri
tory which yielded absolutely nothing q
few years ago. The evenu Of the in
terror department from the Yukon for the
fiscal year Just closed were t442.5O0. This
does not include the royalty which goes
TO the department OF finance, making a
sum Of 100000 additional. The Gus
toms revenue for 1918 amounted to
nearly $500, OOO. so that in ell Canada re-
eeiyed the past year about 100000 rev.
enus from Its northwestern territory.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
They Are Waiting In the Eat.

Hon. Robert K. Morrison, United States
attorney for Arizona, accompanied by
his accomplished bride, enjoying the rare
delights OF a wedding journey through
the east, recently went oyer from New
York TO the camp OF the famous Rough
Riders at Jersey City. There Mr.. and Mrs.
Morrison met their brother, John MOrri-
SOD, son Of Judge A. l.. Morrison, United
States collector Of Santa Fe. Mr.. Nor
rison writes his father that he and his
wife Immediately took possession Of John
and carried him over TO New York for a
bit Of vacation. John looks bronzed and
thin from the effects OF the tropical eli
mate, but is In perfect health.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23

able To keep his presence Of mind he
could have been saved. John r. Brown
and other citizens o o arrived, and aided
by the women work was begun to try TO
save him. All the usual remedies we're
tried. but upon the arrival OF DR.. Harper,
he, after further attempts, declared the
task hopeless, and the poor little body
was removed TO the home Of the grief.
stricken parents.
The funeral Of Willie Meyers was held
Saturday afternoon At half past 2 O'Clock,
from the Catholic church. the service be
ing in charge OF Father Martin. A large
number OF the friends OF the family we're
present, aud the cortege was a large one.
The little one was laid TO rest in his
beaut iul casket adorned with flowers, in
Hillside cemetery. Tho community is "a
one in the extension ~ coincidence in
this sad bereavement Gallup Cleaner.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
OF Local Interest.

From New Mexican, August 90.
Thomas Murray ia no from Albuquer-
que on a visit to friends. He stops at the
Bon-TOn.
James Grunsfeld, ot Albuquerque, Is in
the city 20 spend Sunday with his family
at the sanitarium.
MIS-. David Nienman. who has been at
the saDitarium all summer, will return
to her home In Albuquerque the coming
week.
Miss Kittie Crumpacber and Mis' Grace
Hawks. charming young ladies Of Albu-
querque, will tarry over Sunday at the
Palace.
Mrs. II. j. Emerson, the accomplished
wife OF the assistant cashier OF the Bank
OF Commerce. Of Albuquerque, accom-
panied by her children, returned home
from a pleasant visit with Santa re
friends yesterday afternoon. DR.. II. 8.
Browne, father Of Mrs. Emerson, returned
with them.
Chief Justice Mills and Associate JUS
tice C~rumpacker, Of the territorial SUI
preme court, have returned to their re-
spective headquarters in Las Vegas and
Albuquerque, but will come back to the
capital city tomorrow night. Associate
Justices Parker and McFie will remain
over Sunday at the Palace.
United States Attorney W b. Ohilders,
Il. W, Dobson, A. B. MoMillen and c. II.
F%ancher, Of Albuquerque, and Col. X. K.
Twitchell, OF Las Vegas, who have been
attending the supreme court in Santa Re
during the week, and returned 10 their
respective homes last night, have engaged
rooms at the Palace for Sunday night.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
Territorial Fair.

In about one month the territorial fair
will be held at Albuquerque. In former
years this section OF the country was not
represented at our territorial fairs be-
cause OF its remOteness from ~transpOrta
ton, Now that we have a railroad, Il
behOoyes u farmers to begin to save
their best samples Of grain, vegetables,
fruit, etc, for exhibition at the Albu-
querque fair In September. We can
excel any other section Of New Mexico
on certain products and we must adver-
tIse this fact abroad and there Is no
better place than at the territorial fair.
Bring US your samples and we will see
that they are preserved and placed on
exhibition and all due credit will be
given the owner.-SacramentO Chief.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-08-23
piacorered hr . Mnman.

Another great discovery has been made,
and that too, by n lady In this country.
verests tests, but her vital organs we're
undermined and death seemed imminent,
For three months she cOughed incessant-
ly, and could not sleep. She finally dis
covered a way TO recovery, by purchasing
OF US a bottle OF DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry for Consumption, and was 80 much
relieved on taking the first dose, that
she slept all night, aud with two bottles,
has been absolutely cured. Her name Is
Mrs. Luther Lutz." Thus writes W. c.
Hammick Il Co., Of Shelby. n. Q. Trial
bottles free at ]. II. 0Rielly 81 Co e drug
store. Regular size 90 cents and 81.
Every bottle guaranteed.