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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-01-05

Notice is hereby given that at g special
term OF the county court to be held in and for
said county. at the court house in the city Of
Jefferson. IL said county. Oh the 18th day ct
January. a. ID 1898, at the opening Of court
on that day or as soon therea fter al the same
can be heard. the following matters will be
heard and considered:
The petition OF William Humphrey, guar
dian OF SAID Peace 3. Wood, an insane person,
for the examination and allowance of his
final account of his administration of the
estate of said ward and for his discharge as
such guardian, and that the residue of said
estate be assigned to the persons entitled by
law thereto.
Dated this 18th day Of December, A. D. 1887.
BY the court:
13w4 GEORGE GRIMM, County Judge.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-01-05

SKINNER &THAUER, Attorneys for Guardian.
g TATE OF WISCONSIN, County COURT.
- JEFFERSON COUNTY.-In Probate.
In the matter of the guardianship
of PEACE B. WOOD, an insane
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-01-05

The following matters have been
noticed for hearing at the January
terms of the county court, 1898:
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-01-05

12w4 GEORGE GRIMM. County Judge.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

wealth, political power and unscrupu.
lous professional proselyting. One
who unltes the talents of a born of
tice hunter with the opportunities af-
forded by practiclng at the bar and
then like a successful hotel-keeper,
has runners working every possible
avenue for litigation, leaves very lit
tle profitable business for other law
yers 10 the line professional exploits
alton. This is not a pleasant subject
for contemplation but the duty we
feel we owe to the public impells us
at this time TO review the whole field
OF Mr.. Blngham's relations TO the
pIblIc, When he IS seeking to muzzle
the press because IL has exposed hi
methods In the past, and when he is
boldly reaching out In new directions
TO enrich himself still further at the
expense Of the public, It Is time TO
fully consider the propriety OF placing
a check upon this perniclOus semi
ofilciallsm. As attorney for the
present city, county, and state gov
ernments the press has right TO
discuss his methods and ask why 1t is
that In the name Of party pull Bing.
ham has displaced public officials al
ready paid by the people for the
alleged services he performs.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24
rt,i,AY,s MARKET.

PORTLAND, Oct "a. Wheat valle!
So; Walla Walla, Gle.
Flour-Portland, 1925; Supertine
S2. .26 per bbl.
Oats-White 34(d3sc.
Hay-SS(9l0 per ton.
Hops-l3(9l5c; old crop 6(d7c.
Wool--Valley, S(9l6c; Eastern
Oregon, S(Gl2C.
Millstuff-Bran, S14,; shorts, Sl4.
Poultry-Chickens, mixed, 81. 2.50(GS3;
turkeys, live, llG12ic,
Eggs-OregOn, 2Oper doz.
Hides-Green, salted 60 lbs, 6(G8tc.
under 60 lbs, ,6i(G7c;s sheep pelts, l5(G2Oc,
Onions-90c(GSl per sack.
Butter-Best dairy, 40(G45c; fancy
creamery, 50c(d60c per roll.
Potatoes, 55(G60c per sack.
Hogs-Heavy, s4.75.
Mutton-Weathe &c; dressed, &c
Beef-i,teers,s 81, ,50(G3.75: cows, $3.50
(03 dressed, 5(d6.
SALEM NARKET
Wheat-53
Oats 33c.
Hay-Baled, cheat, S6(Gs7.
Flour-In wholesale lots, 81 90: re
tail 81. 40,
Millstuff Bran 1924 witho ut and
sl3f with sacks; shorts-sl3f per ton
without sacks.
Hogs-dressed, &c,
Live cattle--2i(03c.
Sheep--Llve, S2.50(d$3.
Veal-5ic,
Butter-Dairy zoe; creamery 25c.
Wool-Best, 1bc. MOhair 25c
Hops. Best S(Gl5c.
Eggs 20c IN cash.
Poultry-chickeus 5(G7c.
Farm smoked meats-BacOn, SIC
ham, 10c shoulder, 6(07c.
Potatoes-25(G30c.
Apples-30(d35c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24
peafnesa Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot
reach the diseased portion OF the ear.
There Is only one way TO cure deaf
ness, aud that Is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
lnhamed condition OF the mucous
lining OF the Eustnchian Tube. When
this tube Is inhamed you haye a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
aud when II is entirely closed, deaf
ness Is the result, and unless inham-
nation can be taken out and this
tube restored TO It's normal condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out Of ten are caused by
Catarrh, which Is nothing but an in.
famed condltitlon OF the mucous sur
faces.
We Will give One Hundred rolars
for any case or deafness (causel by
catarrh that cahnot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars;
free.
f. j. CHENEY & Co.,
Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggist, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Get Strength, Vigor. Clear Complexion
and Good Digestion, Not by Patent
Medicine, But in Nature's Own Way.
Any honest physician will tell you
that there Is but one way TO get
Increased flesh; all the pateut medl-
cines and cod liver oilsIto the contrary
notwithstanding,
Nature has but one way TO increase
flesh. strength and YlgOr, mind and
body, and that is through the stom-
ach, by wholesome food, we'll digested
There Is no reason or common sense ia
, other method whatever.
People are thin, run down, nervous,
pale, and shaky In their nerves simply
because their stomachs are weak.
They may not think they have dys-
pepsia, but the fact remains that they
do not eat enough food. or what they
eat is not quickly aud properly di-
gested, as IL should be.
DR.. HaflandsOn says the reason Is
because the stomach lacks certain di.
gestiYe acids and peptOnes, and de-
ticient secretion OF gastric Juice
Natures remedy In such cases is to
supply what the weak stomach lacks.
There are 'seYeral good preparations
when Will do this, but none SO readily
as Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets, which
are designed especially for all stomach
troubles, aud which cure all digestive
weakness on the common sense plan
NJ furnishing the digestive principles
whic h the stomach lacks.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets give per.
feet digestion, First effect Is 10 In %
crease the appetite aud increased
yigor, added flesh, pure blood and
strength OF nerve and muscle is the
perfectly natural result.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets is the
safest tonic known and will cure any
form OF stomach trouble except cancer
OF the stomach. May be found at drug.
Rists at 90 cents for full sized package
or direct by mail from Stuart Co.,
Marshall, Mich. "a 20 2S
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24


mercy of that most deadly of assassins,
consumption, and apparently not expert
ence tremor OF all the human beings
that 60 down each year to premature
graves one-seventh are the victims Of this
relentless enemy.
There Is a prompt and practically unfail-
ing cure for this awful disease within the
means Of the poorest II Is Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. II cures %
per cent. Of all cases of consumption. II
cures bronchitis, asthma, laryngitis linger-
ing cough, splitting of blood, weak lungs,
throat and nasal troubles and all diseases
of the air-passages. II acts directly on the
lungs and mucous membranes of the air
passages through the blood, allaying in
hammation, building up healthy tissues
and driving out all Impurities and disease
germs. 1t whets the appetite, makes the
digestion perfect and the liver active. II
Is the great blood maker and hesh.builder.
A sufferer does not have to take these asser.
tions on trust. Thousands have testified TO
their recovery under this marvellous med
icine after all hope was gone. Copies Of
their letters, with names and addresses,
may be had by writing for them. Address
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Do not neglect constipation. Your gen.
eral health Is at stake. DR.. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets cure constipation. They never
fail. They never gripe. One little pei
let" Is a gentle laxative and two a mild
cathartic. 1atey cure biliousness and regu-
late and invigorate the stomach, liver and
bowels. All medicine dealers sell them
and have no other pills that are Just
as good"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24
HOW they SAVED Their home

They started their new happy life of love
and hope together in a trim bright tinted
little house that stood back upon a terraced
lawn A smooth path led to the broad
stoop" and hospitabie piazza. The long
sweep Of roof, the underwriting bays I"
and the little western turret with oriei
windows bespoke ample rooin'and light and
air and gorgeous sunsets.
o, how they loved that little home He
was industrious, frugal, ambitious she q
tender wife with heart full of devotion /;
and both of them determined at any cost
Of struggle or sacrifice to earn aud pay for
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24
Portland Police aud Fair Commissioners

Portland Police aud Fair Commissioners
Geo. Lord has designated the terms
of the police and DIRE commissioners
under the new Portland charter. They
are as follows:
Fire commissioners: VIM. Fleidner,
u July l, 1900; Richard Everding,
j uly l, 1902; II. S. Rowe, July /, 1904.
Police commissioner j. q, Hunt,
July /, 1900; d. Soils Cohen, July /,
1902; Geo. A. Bates, July l, 1904.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

There was the strawberry and
cherry crop, the hay crop, the grain
crop, the hop crop. che prune crop,
the spud, apple aud pear crop, the
salmon crop, the cranberry crop, the
wool crop, the sheep and cattle crops,
the timber cut. the gold yield, and last
but not least is the very profitable
crop harvested by the political graft
ers during the legislature.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Sick headache absolutely and permanently
cured by using Moki Tea. A pleasant herb
drink Cures constipation and indigestion
makes you eat, sleep, work and happy Sat.
isfaction guaranteed or money back. 2sc and
Lunn & Brooks druggist.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Moki Tea positively cures sick headache,
indigestion and constipation. A delightful
drink. Removes all euptions Of the skin,
producing perfect complexion, or money re.
funded. 25 cents and so cents. Lunn 4
Brooks, druggists
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Aoker's DyspeI STA Tablets are soil on a
bositive guarantee. Cures heartburn, raising
oft he food distress after eating or any form
Of dyspepsia One little tablet gives i'm.
mediate relief. z5c and and soc. Lunn &
Brooks, druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

More than twenty million free samples OF
DeNvitt's Hazel SalVe have been distributed
WHAT better proof { thsir confidence do you
want Itcures piles, burns, sca'ds, sores m
the shortest time. Stone Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24
20U Miles

snorter aud a whole half day quicker
than any other line TO Omaha, KAN
sas city, 81. Louis and ali other
suthern aud southeastern cities.
Ihlee routes east via Denver ~
raul, a1d Billings, Mont. Tickets af
oulees OF connecting lines. Ii you 90
east via Omaha, you can ston off ana
sec tue Trans s-Mississippi exposition
A. c. SHEIIbON.
Henl AGENT, pouland Or
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

For broken surfaces. sore,, insect bites,
burns there is one reliable remedy, DeWitts
Witch Hazel Salve. When you call for De
Wits don't accept counterieits. You will
not be disappointed. Stone Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Dyspepsia can be cured by using Acker's
Dypepsia Tablets, One little tablet we'll
give immediate relief or money refunded.
Sold in handsome tin toxes at 25c. Lunn &
Brooks, druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

You invite DISAPPOINTMENT when you ex-
pertinent, DeWiu's Little Eirly Risers are
pleasant. easy, thorough little Pills. They
cure sick hesdace as sue as you take them.
Stone Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Truth wears we'll. People have learned
that DE Wits Little Early Risers are re-
liable little pills for regulating the b wells.
They don't gripe. Stone Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Dunn & Co.'S. commercial prosperity
reports must add great deal to the
enjoyment Of life for the man who
votes for the gold standard in sum
mer and lives on potato and sowbelly
all winter.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

A stubborn cough or tickling in the throat
yields to One Minute Cough Cure. Harmless
In effect. II acts at once Stone Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

One Minute Cough Cure surprises people
by its quick cure. II has woJ the b;st repu
tation Of any preparation for colds, Group, or
obstinate coughs. Stone Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

When you call OF DeWitts W itch Hazel
Salve don't accept anything else Don't be
talked into substi ute OF piles for sores for
burns. Stone Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

We have not heard OF Billy Hume,
Ike Patterson. OTIS Patterson and
other heading lights OF the Mitchell
''pnsh" sending their congratulations
20 Senator Simou.-E Exchange.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Acker's English Remedy Will Stop
cough at any time, and will cure the worst
cold in twelve hours, or money refunded.
2sc and soc. Lunn & Brooks druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

DeWit's Witch Hazel Salve has the
largest sale Of any. This fact has led dis.
honest people to attempt to counterfeit it.
Look out when you csll for De Wits Witch
Heel Salve, The great pile cure. Stone Drug
Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

It is wonderful how the presence Of
one independent newspaper tones up
journalism la community.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

" Nrs XII .esssls s.sss.s ss r. ss sF5NA4 ~ 9
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24
Corvallis & Eastern
R. K. Company,

l. For Yaquina:
Train leaves Albany y..........I2iso D, m,
Train leaves Corvallis. ....... I:4S D, m
Train arrive at Yaquina. 49,. 600 p. m
{. Returning;
Leaves Yaquina ......... -. 700 a m.
Leaves Corvallis is..........Ii.Aoa. 40 a. m
Arrive Albany ....... ....I2,2S n. m.
For Detrot
Leaves Corvallis 900 m
Leaves Albany ...... .... Sos a m
Arrive Detroit oit............. I2,ao n m
Returning:
leaves De'Iot' t'.....,......,I2;4o p. m,
Leave Albany .............. 6:os a. m.
Arriye Corvallis ........... 6.SS D. m.
and connect al Albany with Southern
Pacific train giving direct service to and from
Newport and adjacent beaches.
Train for the mountains arrives at Detroit
at noon giving ample time to reach camping
grounds on the Breitenbush and Santiam
rivers same day.
EDWIN STONE,
Manager,
IL. L. WALDEN,
I. F. SP. A.
]. TURNER,
Agent Albany.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

The man who lies
at the mercy Of an
assassin shudders
at the thought Of
death and shivers
as he thinks Of the
hurt Of the cold
steel as II cuts its
way to his heart.
The same man, for
some uusolved rea-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

The Union members OF the house
excepting Sherwln. Of Jackson, who
introduced the ueet sugar bounty
bills, made good record. Exchange.
Stlll a number Of the Union members
cast vote for the sugar bounty bill.
At the regular session they ought 70
add fax aud demonetIzed wheat.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24
The Wisconsin
Central Lines.

Tor all connections at Chicago and Milwt ukes
For eastern points.
tieketiull information call on Sodr n, Arrest
ticket agent or write
JAS. c. POND
General Pass AgsntMillwaukee.
Or lAS. A CLOCK, G~ueral Agent Wis
Stark Street Portland Or.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

When tirst elected U. S Senator
Joseph Simon was reported 60 he the
second Jew ever elected to the U. =.
senate. Now he has grown 10 be the
fourth the Others are Jonas and
Benjamin OF Louisiana, and Yulee OF
Florl1a. IL. is likely there are Others
ia the u. s. Senate who belong TO the
class called Jews. Strictly speaking
senator Simon is not SD much OF
Jew as many.publlc men not descended
rom the Hebrew race. In Portland
he has fraternized more with Amer
leans than With Jews.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Daley, Republican OF Benton county,
by bill introduced on Thursday, dl-
rects the secretary OF state TO furnish
each member OF the senate and house
81 worth Of postage stamps and 81
worth OF newspaper wrappers.-Ex-
change. Why not bill 10 give the
members 90 worth OF l0-cent pieces ?
Handler TO buy cigars with.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Graham Glass, jr., is prominently
talked OF for Senator Simon's seat in
the state senate. The seat will be
oiled at special election and the
committee will make the nomination.
Senator Simon's resignation as state
senator Is ia the hands OF Governor
Lord.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24
GET FLESH.

Get Strength, Vigor. Clear Complexion
and Good Digestion, Not by Patent
Medicine, But in Nature's Own Way.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Just before the senatorial election
Mr.. Mitchell wrote 10 the press:
The election OF any OF those who
were prominent In the legislative
hold-up, and notably that OF Mr..
Corbett or Mr.. Simon, the ring leaders
aud revenue-producer OF that anar-
chlstic proceeding. will but tend 20
Derpetuate factional strife, aud would
result ultimately Ia the dlslntegra-
tion OF the party.
Just after he telegraphed Mr.. Simon
sweetly;
As my successor, / tender you my
congratulations aud wish you an
honorable and successful career.
The above Is very funny, consld q
cred with the further fact that one OF
the Mitchell push politicians at Salem
In 1897 was anxlous 20 head a party 10
hang Barley, Simon aud those other
traitors who are holding up this leg
islature." lie got Que vote Ia the
legislative caucus that gave Simon Al.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

win Mr.. Bingham leave the ap.
pointment OF a receiver for the CAPT
TAI JOURNAL TO a popularYote?
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-24

Judge Il. d. Stratford, editor Of the
Roseburg Plalndealer, has been ap-
pointed a commissioner TO Alaska to
assist 10 adjusting the old Russian
land claims, lie expects TO leave In
about ten days 10 assume his duties.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1898-04-02
Directory of Heiresses.

The latest thing out in Paris is an
Heiress Directory, published by a
journalist. It gives the ages and in.
comes Of manageable girls of all
classes, with such description of
their appearance as would be likely to
interest men on the lookout for wives.
The prosaic manner Of arranging mar
riages in France on strictly business
lines, very similar to that observed in
Genoa, is, no doubt, tho cause of this
innovation, rather startling one, it
must be admitted, and thoroughly fin
de-siecle. In the latter place mar
riage brokers ore quite important per-
sonages. Their pocket-books are filed
with the names Of manageable girls,
with notes on their figures, personal
attractions, fortunes, etc. These
brokers go about enneavoring to az
range matches, and when they sue
coed they get commission Of two or
three per cent. upon the portion.
Philadelphia Telegraph.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1898-04-02
Ssa Passing of tho Log Schools.

Those who have reveled in the fas.
cination of '"Ihe Hoosier Schoolmas-
ter" and the stories of the old log
school-houses Of Indiana will read
with some regret the report which
Superintendent of Public Instruction
Geeting has submitted to the Govern
or, and in which he says that there
are but eight old log school-houses
left in all the State. Indiana now
maintains 10,053 public district, town
and city school buildings, and of that
number 10,045 are modern structures,
showing the progress the State has
made in her school facilities within
the last few years. Indianians in the
prime Of life can we'll remember when
they went across fields to the old log
district school building and sat two in
o seat-and many Of them simply on
benches, resting their states and books
on their knees and keeping them un-
der the bench on the floor during
school hours. They can recall the
times when the rooms were heated by
the great wide freplaces such as de-
scribed in ''The Hoosier Schoolmas.
ter" in the incident wherein the
scholars smoked out the pedagogue!
Though the facilities were very crude
and extremely limited, still from these
rough school buildings walked the
men and women who are the back
bone of the State to-day, and who re-
greet to see the passing of the old log
affairs which were surrounded with so
many memories to them and were the
scenes of the old spelling bees, the
"debatin' societies" and "literaries. /"
louisville (Ky.) Courier-J ournal.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1898-04-02

though if he knew Dora be would not
be in the least surprised" Here Mel
lie laughed. "That is All Sins story,
and it seems to me q reasonable one.
OF course, when he followed Dora she
thought he meant to kill her, but /
cannot understand what she wanted
on the roof at that hour. What was
it, Dora?'.
Then I explained, telling her about
the pool Of blood, which I was now
beginning to think existed only in my
imagination.
7-"Oh, that" and an annoyed, per.
turbed expression crossed her face.
"You recollect the quart bottle of red
ink father brought homo the evening
before he went to the country, and
which Tom was to take down to the
office? He forgot it every day, and
you, Dora, took it into our room the
day you needed some; you ,carelessly
left it near the door, and when I went
in to get tho money for All Sin I must
have knocked it over with my skirt. I
did not notice it at the time, but
when I went into our room later on I
found the bottle lying on its side, the
cork out and that great pool in the
hall. Oh" again directly addressing
the crowd, eff there is anyone here
who can tell me how to get red ink
stains out of white marble I shall be
SO grateful. Ny father will be crazy
if no comes back and finds the hall
floor stained"
A janitor of one of tho large city
buildings came forward, and the two
held q consultation. When I thought
they had talked long enough I inter-
rupted them to ask Nellie:
GLOW was it you did not hear me
when l came upstairs?"
IT was in the front parlor, reading.
When All Sin left me I did not hear
sound until Tom came home.''
Swell, I guess everything is clear
now," remarked Tom. t'Ehere is
nothing to be done but to thank these
gentlemen for their promptitudo in
coming to Dora's assistance, and to
soothe the Chinaman's wounded feel
ings."
With that ho slipped something
into All Sins hand which made the
Celestial smile. Then Nellie and I
handed in our little contributions, and
An Sin and my rescuers departed.
But unfortunately that was by no
means the end of it. I had to face the
ridicule Of my friends and the curios-
ity Of my neighbors, and to this day
whenever Tom desires to be especially
tormenting he makes polite inquiries
for ''my murderer. New Orleans
Times-Democrat.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1898-04-02
Musical Kitchen Utensils.

Budding genius in Portland, Ore.
gon, has devised utilitarian plan to
make the new aluminium musical in.
struments convertible into kitch-
en- sils. By making the keys and
strings detachable he proposes to use
the mandolin for stewpan, the gui-
tar for ham boiler or fish frier, and
to cook fapjacks on the banjo. It will
readily be seen that a piccolo could
serve the uses of poker without any
detaching, and the conversion of a
saxaphone into a soup ladle would
have advantages too manifest for COM
ment.-New York Sun,