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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
aElNlKABoo. THE NEW WORD,
Washington Is Its Birthplace; New,

Washington Is Its Birthplace; News-
paperdom Its Stronghold.
"Reinikaboo" is entitled to place
in the next revision of the dictionaries.
1t has grown into the degree of usage
which warrants formal recognition in
the language. Reinikaboo is noun.
says the St. Louis Globe Democrat. The
derivation may be a matter of some
doubt. The definition is clear. A
reinikaboo is newspaper publication
of certain character that can be best
illustrated by something that gained
currency recently. The statement was
sent out that Secretary Gage had ten
dered his resignation. 1t was not true.
and yet it could not be classed as a
fake pure and simple. The fake is a
publication of what purports to be
news, but which is wholly fiction. The
reinikaboo is not a fake. The secre-
tary of the treasury. when some of the
pronounced bimetallists of the Repub-
hcan party were criticising his finan-
cial views as not being in accord with
the administration, said to the presi-
dent he hoped he would not let his no.
sition embarrass him. If the president
had been offended with the secretarv,s
course and had been looking for an on
portunity to tell him that his resiena-
ton was desired, the secretary's re-
mark would have opened the way. But
he wasn't, and he promptly told the
secretary that he was not embarrassed
in the slightest degree.
On this trifling incident was built the
dispatch that the secretary had ten
dered his resignation. It was a rein
ikaboo-a statement of news out of all
proportion and almost out of relation
to the facts, and yet having a certain
origin and shadowy foundation. No
other word than reinikaboo quite de-
scribes the publication. Just why
reinikaboo does so would be difficult to
tell. AS word reinikaboo exists. and
applies by common usage. In the clas-
sification Of the Washington newspaner
man there are fakes, reinikaboos and
real news. The paper which INDUCES
too often becomes reinikaboo news.
paper.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
Our best suits are only cast-off clothing
when we go to bed.
800 Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
IN al its stages, and that is Catarrh.
Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraterni-
ty Catarrh being a constitutional dis
ease. requires a constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. thereby de-
stroying the foundation Of the disease,
and giving the patient strength by build
Ing up the constitution and assisting ma
ture in doing its work. The proprietors
have so much faith in it's curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that it fails to cure. Send for
list of testimonials.
Address +. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo,
Ohio.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

9 common experience TO iruve Dr.. Ayers
Sarsaparilla prescribed by physician.
It is a common experience TO see /" COM
Of this great blood purifying medicine.
Because, it is q specific for all forme Of
blood disease. If a disease has its origin
in bad or impure blood, DR.. Ayers sars.
aparila, acting directly on the blood, re-
moving its impurities and giving to it
the disease.
The great feature of DR.. Ayers sarsapo.
rilla is the radical cures that result from
its use. Many medicines only. suppress
disease-they push the pimples down
under the skin, they paint the Complexion
with subtle arsenica1 compounds, but the
disease RACES in the veins like pent-up
fire. and some day breaks out in vol
canic eruption that eats up the body.
Ayers sarsaparil,a goes to the root. It
makes the fountain clean and the waters
are clean. 1t makes the root good and
the fruit is good. It gives Nature the
down constitution--not to brace il up with
stimulants or patch it up on the surface.
Send for DR.. Ayers curebook, and learn
more about the cures effected by this
I. c. Aver Co., Lowell, Mass.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
SHOULD BE PREPARED.
Rheumatism and La Grippe Prevalent and
Prompt Treatment Necessary.

Rheumatism and La Grippe Prevalent and
Prompt Treatment Necessary.
Every family should have q bottle
Of Is Drops" on hand, especially at
this season Of the year. Changes in
the weather are SO liable to cause rheu-
matism. la grippe and many other dis
eases that the % Drops" cure.
Swanson Rheumatic Cure Co., Chi
cago: IS Drops" promptly received.
That is the medicine we want. My
wife would undoubtedly have been a
cripple If it had not been for your rs
Drops" We would not be without
1t. Yours truly, John G. Martin,
Wellsville. Mo. Feb. 16. $685..
This is one of many testimonials
which the manufacturers Of 20 Drops
have received.
During the next thirty days they will
send out 100000 of their sample bot
ties for rs cents bottle. Write to-
day to the Swanson Rheumatic Cure
Co., 167 Dearborn street, Chicago, Ill.
This company is reliable and promptly
I'LL every order.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
e4oo FOR NEW NAMES,

The Salzer Seed Co. want suitable
names for their 17-inch long corn and
White Dat prodigy. You can win this
$500 easily. Catalogue tells all about
it. Seed potatoes only $3.50 a barrel.
send This Notice and 10 Cts. in Stamps
to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, and get free their great seed cat
alogue and II new farm seed samples,
including above corn and oats, posi-
lively worth $40, to get start. VIM.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
IRoNlcAL IFS.

II man has nothing to say he ha,
splendid opportunity not to talk.
II love is weakness it manages to
make pretty strong bluff at times.
If there is such a thing as spoiled
child it always belongs to neighbor.
II man borrows trouble he must
expect to pay the highest rates Of in.
terest.
II we had no troubles but real ones
this wouldn't be such a troublesome old
world. HI @
II there is no water On the moon It
has good excuse for getting full oc-
casionally.
Il 9 man ticks the hand that smlote
him it's because he can't smits the
hand that licked him. .
II people were compelled to express
all their thoughts in wordi or keep
quiet conversation would soon become
lost art i. II |ss
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
Another Aid to Farmers.

AHUVHeT A1U 10 FWTmeFB.
A recent invention provides a needed
and efficient farming implement.
1t is a potato digger constructed after
the style of plow. The blade or share
enters the ground, and guided by the
operator throws the earth and potatoes
upon separator The separator is made
up of a number of bars, forming a seive,
through which the earth drops, leaving
the potatoes. which are crowded off the
end OF the seive. and fall upon the
ground.
While the invention does not gather
the potatoes. it saves an. immense amount
Of labor.
fatEsnts ssr CyylS:rP Patent Atty B. Bradbury.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

SEATTLE, unquestionably best and
cheapest starting point and outfitting sta
ton for Alaska and Klondike, does not ask
or advise you to go, but you will find
Seattle's facilities, stocks and experience
unsurpassed and prices the very lowest.
Washington state has Klondikes of it's own.
Seattle is the chief city. Strangers are
protected by Public Comfort Bureau. Ad-
dress Chamber of Commerce, Seattle, Wash,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
An Old Tablecloth.

At the wedding of Miss Minnie Roe
mer Of St. Johns and Peter Merbach
of Hadison, Mimi, in Kaukauna Tues
day, novelty was found among the
wedding presents. It was large, pure
white, linen tablecloth woven by the
brides great-great-grandmother.-Mu.
waukee Evening Wisconsin.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Mother Gray's Sweet Powder. for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray,
nurse in the Children's Home in New
York, Cure Feverishness. Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders, move and regulate
the Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over
10000 testimonials. They rcuer fail. At
all druggists, csc. Sample FREE. Ad.
Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
beauty 1. Blood Deep.

Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets. Candy Ca
thartic cleans your blood and keeps IL
clean by stirring up the lazy liver and
driving all impurities from the body. Be.
gin to-day to Danish pimples. boils.
blotches. blackheads. and that sickly
bilious complexion by taking Cascarets-
beauty for 10 cents. All druggists. salts.
faction guaranteed. 1Oc. $50. 5Oc.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

= 49, "
mind to try them.
Il bought the first
Dox in March, 1897,
and was benefited
from the start.
"A box and q
half cured me COM
pletely, and l am
now rugged and
strong. I have not
been bothered with
Imy troubles since
Il began taking the
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
Suspicion is a robber who conceals q
drawn dagger under his cloak.
Innocent Children sacr

Innocent Children Sacrificed,
1t is estimated that one-fourth of the
human race die before attaining their
fifth birthday, owing to our change
able climate. And there are thousands
of adults that stomach complaints are
reducing to confirmed invalidism,
whom Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
would promptly relieve.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Our names are given to us. but GU,
Hives give them their meaning.
6:45 p. m.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Friend-How did you come to lose
the fight?
Pugilist-My lawyer was no good
Facts.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Kuan's Rheumatic Cure is guaran-
iced to cure any case of Rheumatism or we
will refund you your money. Price, $1.OO
per bottle. Kuhn's Rheumatic Cure Co.,
666 Van Buren, St., Chicago, Ill.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Goes Cough Balsam
p the Oldest and best It will break up cold ouie3a,
ehan anything else. II IL always raltab,e. Tryit,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Put great man in little world, and
he will manage somehow to make it big
ger.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
Ask for AlIen.s Foot isaac.

A powder to shake into your shoes
It cures Corns and Bunions, ChilblaiDs.
Swollen, Nervous, Damp. Sweating.
Smarting and Callous feet. At all
Druggists and Shoe Stores, Csc. Sam
pie FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
Leroy. N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
Boyish Economy

A mother of six declares that those
who say taat boys know rothing about
economy never saw them when they
were using soap.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
Cfrcum.tont,o, Ev,..,.

Circumstantial Evidence.
II suspect there has been some
crooked work going OIL here" lie said.
And he was right. Ills wife had been
driving nails.-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure. makes weak
men strong, blood pure. Soc. 81. All druggists
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

AGENTS wANrED-ws want = 49, .
every town to sell an article used regu1AsAy -
every housekeeper. Sells for 10 c&t. svsfy eASo
nothing like Il. all merit. Biz Profit. For -.
pie and particulars send Acts. in stamps. Gs.
Unique Mfg. Co. 78-80-S2 8. Robert St. st. 1aaA
The man who carries his religion -
his head. lets 1t leak out at his mouth
Educate Your Bowels with CascarseA
Candy Cathartic cure constipation forever.
lVc, 25c. II G. G. G. fail. druggists refund money!
II see they are applying ball bear
ings to n great many things now"
Yes; they have ball-bearing sign
down where keep my watch"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Al,
Druggists refund the money II it fails to cure Pc
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
His Great NIistnke.

His Great Mistake.
He-What makes you think me a
Tool about women?
She-Because you're silly enough to
think you know all about them.-De-
trOit Free Press
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
What He Eenred

Harrigus-Oi see you out no more
since you married Dolan's wildly. Do
YOU care no more for the club?
Garrisus-It's that very thing Dim
afraid of.-IndianapOlis Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

1t is doubtful If any man is ever so
good or SO bad as others take him to
be.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

A woman's hat may be on straight with
all it's tins
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Mrs. Winslow Soothing Syrup
Forchtldren teething softens the gums inan
nation. allays pain. cures wind couc IS cents bottle
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

The weather clerk is expected to have
a store of knowledge.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Mrs. Jacob Weaver. pills
II have recommended the pills to many
women who are suffering as suffered.
They are the only thing that helped me in
my age" Mrs. ]. ii. WEAVER.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
23d day Of October, A. D., 1897.
o. z. HICKS, Notary Public.
When woman is passing beyond the age
OF motherhood, it is crisis in her life.
Then, # ever, proper attention to hygiene
should be exercised. The attendant suffer-
ings will disappear and buoyant health viii
follow If DR. Williams Pink Pills are used
These pills exert powerful influence in
restoring the system to its proper condi-
ton. They contain in condensed form
al the elements necessary to give new
life and richness to the blood.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Lie Avay.
To quit tobacco easily and forever be mag.
nettc. full Of life, nerve and vigor. take MOTTO
Bac the wonder-worker, that makes weak men
strong All druggists, SOC. or 81. Cure guaran-
teed: Booklet and sample free Address
Sterling Remedy CO... Chicago or New York
A limb Of the Law Ii but one branch o.
the profession.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

A novel may have anything but move
plot.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

A mans better half Otter. manages t
get his last quarter.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01
To Cure Coz

Because a man is square" he Is not
as broad as he is long.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Star Tobacco is the leading brand of
the world, because it is the best.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. lOc or CSC.
II c. G. c. fail to cure, druggists refund money.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

OF foeign descent-the steps that lead
to the ships steerage.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

A sheet and pillowcase party-the
chambermaid.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Perfumery is always purchased by the
scents worth.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1898-04-01

Smoke sledge Cigarettes. 20 for s cts.
The St. Johns herald., 1898-07-23
Fishing For Frogs.

To fish for frogs a man needs Q broad,
 flat bOttomed, steady punt, Q cane pole, with 25 feet of good line, three hooks tied in a bunch and a companion. To the three hooks IS tied a small piece of bright red flannel The cast is made, and the lure is drawn slowly along the Wa ter. The frog rises within yard of it, looks at it and says "AhaP He ap- breaches within six inches and says "Oho!" Then he says "A-a-ah!" and grabs 1t. The next instant he swings in air, hooked through the throat. He is lifted into the boat, grasped between the left thumb and forefnger, and the point of the small blade of knife is pressed down just between his eyes. Sometimes he sheds tears. His struggles are stilled in an instant. His hind legs are quickly severed from his body and tossed into Q bucket filled with ice water. The re- mainder of him is thrown overheard, where it floats ghastly white, bobbing gently up-and down, revolving slowly in small circles and accusing the fisher man of murder
The St. Johns herald., 1898-07-23
THREE HAPPY WOMEN
Relieved of Periodic Pain and Backache.

Relieved of Periodic Pain and Backache.
 Before using Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, my health was being gradually undermined. I suf- fered untold agony from painful men, struation, backache, pain on top of my head, and ovarian trouble. The com pound entirely cured me.-MRs. GEORGE WAss, 923 Bank St., Cincin- natl, O.
 "For years had suffered with pain. ful menstruation every month. One day a little book of Mrs. Pinkham's was thrown into my house, and sat right down and read 1t. l then got some of Lydia B. Pinkham's Vege- table Compound and Liver Pills.S l can heartily say that to-day l feel like a new woman; my monthly suffering is a thing of the past. l shall always praise the Vegetable Compound for what 1t has done for me.-MRs. MAR eARET ANDERSON, 363 Lisbon St., Lewiston, Me.
 "Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Con- pound has cured me of painful men, struation and backache. The agony I suffered during menstruation nearly drove me wild. Now this Is all over, thanks to Mrs. Pinkham's medicine and advice. ."-MRs. CARRIE V. WILLIAMS, South Mills, N. c.
 The great volume of testimony proves conclusively that Lydia B. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is a safe, sure, and almost infallible rem edy in cases of irregularity, suppressed,
The St. Johns herald., 1898-07-23
Her Chess.

He-For a week 1 have not slept an hour at time. I have tossed upon my bed night after night, only to arise weary and depressed in the mornings. I cannot eat. 1 come and go and am weighted down with one all-peryad- ing thought. It is with me In my waking hours. It Is with me in my dreams.
 She-Ah, 1t Is too bad. I'm sorry for you.
 He-Marie, have you not guessed what 1t Is that troubles me?
 She-Yes. You're afraid there may be another call for men and that you'll have to go and fight.
 An hour afterward he was still walk ing around In a circle and wondering whether she really meant 1t or not.
The St. Johns herald., 1898-07-23
A Peter the Great Boom" "

We are about to witness the outbreak of boom on Peter the Great similar to that which has rnged for some years round the person of Napoleon. Sir Henry Irving, with all the world open to him, has chosen q play on Peter the Great, written by his son. Prof. Oscar Browning is about to publish life of the inevitable Peter: and J. NJ. Gra- hams historical novel. '"rhe Son of the Czar," has already attracted consider able attention, and will certainly be widely read, as 1t gives powerful pres entation of Russian life at the most critical epoch of Muscovite history. There is something significant in this renaissance of Peter the Great. The smaller states of Europe are vanishing, one by one, and everything points to eventual collision between the Teuton and the Slav. In the meantime every thing that Holy Russia and the anolnt- ed person of the Kaiser can do to mag nifty their respective missions will cer- tainly be accomplished Harper's Weekly.
The St. Johns herald., 1898-07-23
Hoods Pills cure all liver ills. 25 cents
A Russian Miracle.

An iconoclast at a Russian convent has been hoist with his own petard in a significant way. An internal machine was set near picture of the Virgin Mary, in a convent at Kursk. the pie ture having a reputation for working miraculous cures The machine explod- ed in due time and wrecked the sur roundings, demolishing a cast iron screen round the picture, damaging doors and breaking down a wall, but the picture itself escaped unhurt. If there ever was any doubt among the faithful at the Snamenski convent as to the wonder working properties of their holy picture, it will be dispelled by this St James Gazette.
The St. Johns herald., 1898-07-23
An Original Order. An order came to A wholesale hard

ware house one day last week.
 That Is, 1t was presumably an order, for 1t was written under a business heading and had all the general appear 8uces.
 The euploye who opened the letter studied IL ana sad 1t beat any thIHs Ao had seen up to date.
 He sent 1t to a member of the firm. who read 1t and threw up both hands. Since then he has been showing 1t to his friends. It was written by rural dealer, and is as follows:
 "Gentlemen-Please send me at once two long-handled shovels, one dozen sixteen-inch hinges and two kegs of tenpenny nails. Yours truly,
 "JOHN ROBINSON. "P. S.-My son tells me we have plen- tyo above, so you need not send. J. R." Chicago Tribune.
The St. Johns herald., 1898-07-23
Both Awake,

First Burglar-It's no use tryin thet place t'night. Bill. Ther man an his wife went in bout an hour ago, an I heerd him tell her he'd buy her a di'mond necklace termorrer.
 Second Whats thet got t do wid it?
 First Burglar-Plenty. She won't be able t. sleep fer t'inkin bout 1t, an he won't sleep fer t'inkin how he's got t. pay fer it.-Loudou Fun.