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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

DEAR EDIToR:-If you know Of a solicitor or
canvasser in your city or elsewhere, especially
q man who has solicited for subscriptions,
insurance, nursery stock books or tailoring. or
q man who can sell goods, you will confer
favor by telling him to CORES pond with us; or
II you will insert this notice in your paper and
such parties will cut this notice out and mail
to u.s. we may be able to furnish them good
position in their own and adjoining counties.
Address,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14
A Missouri Flour MN Burned.

PARIS, Mo-, Oct. s.-The Paris flour
mill and elevator, owned by the Paris
Milling company, was totally de-
stroyed by fire at o'clock yesterday
morning. The mill was owned by a
stock company. The loss was sac, 600;
insurance, S12, 900.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14
Eggs, Butter, Poultry and Potatoes

KANSAS CITY. Oct. -Eggs-Tresh candlei
Missouri and Kansas stock, 1879 dozen, cases
returned.
Butter Extra fancy separator. 20o; hrsts
1910; dairy fancy, leci store packed, lac; pack
ing stock, lie.
Poultry-Hens, go; broilers, 81, lb.; largo
springs &c Id; ROSTERS old, each, l5c young,
zoe; ducks 80; young ducks ehc; geese, &c;
goslings, 6ho; turkeys old. &C.; young tur-
keys, 0Gl)a Pigeons, 500 dozen; squads, sl20
Dozen.
Potatoes-Home grown, 80, per bushsl;
Minnesota and Iowa stock 35040o per
bushel Colorado, Rural, COO per bushel
New sweet potatoes, homo grown. 6Je per
buSheL
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14
beauty Is Blood Deep.

Clean blood means clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets. Candy a
thartic cleans your blood and keeps 1t
clean, by stirring up the lazy liver and
driving all impurities from the body. Be-
gin to-day to Danish pimples, boils, blotch-
es, blackheads, and that sticky bilious
complexion by taking Cascarets, beauty
for 1Oc. All druggists, satisfaction guar
anteed, 10c, 25c, SEC.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

JHVVP 1tOOVIPV7I IIVFV' S--TFPN
market was active and steady.
Following are representative sales
Chicago Live stock

CHICAGO. Oct 1o-Hogs Market opened 8 to
D cents higher, weakened later; light. $3.50
SeJ; mixed, sS.5592 80; heavy, SS4003.9J;
rough, S3.4009.55.
Cattle-Market strong to 10c higher; beeves,
t.0oG570; cows and heifers, S2000i. s.; Texas
steers e2oO02s5; Westerns $4,000. IS; stock
Ors and feeds rs. tS.15045L
Sheep-Market strong to 10 cents higher;
natives S3.oO0L6O; Westerns S35O045 IS;
lambs slO0d616.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14
He Resisted the PIattsburg Marshal

PLATTsBURs. NO., Oct s. James
Jones was shot and killed last night
by Edward Fowler, town marshal,
who was trying to arrest him. Fowler
gave himself up to the sheriff and was
later released.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14
Much of the talk in public is as poor
= as the talk in private. You don't hear
good speech once year.
Tho Cost of Freeing Cuba.

The United States are entitled to re-
tain possession Of the PHILIPPINE Islands
II the peace commissioners so decide,
for the cost of the war runs far into
the millions. To free the stomach,
liver and bowels from disease, how
ever, is not an expensive undertaking.
A few dollars invested in Hostetter's
Stomach Bitter's will accomplish the
task.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

No medicine ever introduced TO the Pro-
fegsion and Public has given such universal
satisfaction or preserved so many lives as
DR.. Moffett's TEETHINA (reethlngP owdelsl.
Druggists tell us that the rapid increase IN
its sales Is marvellous. TEETHINA Aids Diges-
ton, Regulates the Bowels and makes tosta-
ing easy
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

Some dogs are pointers and some are
disappointers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14
MARKET QUOTATIONS..

NEW YORK, Oct. 1o.-Money on call, ~
per cent Prime mercantile paper, SX0i per
cent
Sterling exchan e was steady, with actual
business in bank RS bills at Si840D4siA for
demani, and at $LslA0ts! for sixty days;
posted rates, @siAG4.S5; commercial bills
@8)%.
war bonds, 1OSIs; new As, registered, I27;
coupon, 1877; old As. HOY; coupon, lioX; 2s,
90; 5s, registered ll2h; coupon, llsM; Pacific
Is Il - lJ4H.
Bar silver 81 9-l6c ounce. Mexican dollars,
47c each. Bar silver in London, ed an
ounce.
The following ira the closing prices on tho
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

Some men give according to their
means and others according to their
meanneSs.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

Piso's Cure for Consumption has been q
God send to mc.-Wm. B. Mcclellan,
Chester, Florida, Sept. H. 1895.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

When a young man is sowing his
wild oats he always hopes that some
thing will happen to destroy the crop.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

The older the trousers the better
they are prepared for the fray.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

It's easier to read about love in q
cottage than it is to bring it about.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

Low living and high thinking will
produce better men than high living
and low thinking.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

Some men are truthful at all times
except when their wives ask for mon
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

It's always the last swallow that is
responsible for the fully developed
jag.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

The greatest Of the foolish customs
is staying up late at night.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

Some men drink for the shakes and
others shake for the drinks.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

To-CURE a COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo ouininc Tablets All
druggists refund the money II Il fails 70 cure
&c. me genuine has L D Q. on each tablet
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14
The only effective way to reason
with man is to punishhim.

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets, Candy Cathartic 1oc or 10
nc. G. Q. fail to cure, druggists refund money
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

Candy Cathartic cure constipation forever.
l0c. 25c II c. @. @. fail, druggists refund money.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

Politencsp pays as a rule. yet many
q man hrs lost heavily through e cirl
nction.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

The life work Of wise man may be
destroyed by fool in day.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

No one has discovered sure cure
for laziness.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

No-To-Bao for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure &c. u. AL druggists
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

It's surprising how easy it is to gel
something you don't want
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14
LIVE STOCK.

KANSAS CITY, Mo-, Oct 10-Cattle-Re-
ceipts II ,46i calves, 47i; shipped 2,525 cattle
4i2 calves. The market was generally steady
on desirable grades
Following are representative sales:
SHIPPING AND DRESSED BEEF STEERS.
H......13J6.....475 b.. 1906. ....45o
NATIVE HFTFERG
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14

The average man lets. good oppor-
tunities go by while waiting for a bet
ter one.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-10-14
Chicago Board of Trade.

High. Low. o S1o' 20 G oSs 8
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28

Honolulus vs.. Regiments this
afternoon at $3.50.
Lodge lie Progress meeting is
postponed for tonight.
Don't forget the concert tonight
at Kamehameha school.
There will be no regular issue
of the BULLETIN Monday.
Window poles and fittings.
King Bros, 10 Hotel street.
The Holy Ghost ceremonies
will take place fought and to
morrow.
Rev. d. p. Birnie will occupy
the pulpit at Palama chapel to
morrow evening.
Rev. J. a. Cruzan will speak to
youug men at the Y. NJ. O. A. to
mo'row at 4 p. m.
('l. George De La Vergne will
be marshal of the Memorial Day
parade of the G. A. r.
Jas. f. Morgan will sell house
hold furniture at Adams lane and
Hotel street at 10 o'clock Tuesday
"Two acts in the Drama of the
Bible" will be the theme at the
Christian church tomorrow even
ing.
A meeting of the Mission Chill
dren's Society will take place a,
the home of Prof. and Mrs. F. A
Hosmer, Punahou, this evening
The only place to go to get your
decorations for the troops expect.
ed to arrive here on Sunday
or Monday is the 1. X. l.. corner
King and Nuuanu streets. They
have on hand Stars end Stripes
bunting; red, white and blue fes.
looming, etc.
The new cars building for the
Tramways Co. will be fitted with
acetylene gas lamps. One already
so equipped was out for a trial
the other night and the light gave
complete satisfaction. AS soon as
possible all the cars of the com
pauy will have the new illumin-
ant.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28
RECORD DECISION,
Made I'm Sumner Case - Probate and
Other Matters at Chambers.

Made in sumner Case - Probate and
Other Matters at Chambers.
In the case of John X. Sumner,
non compos mentis, by his next
friend Maria 8. Davis vs.. Robert
Wilcox, Theresa Wilcox, Ahin and
Ninito Sumner, Judge Perry has
filed a decision on the motion to
dissolve the temporary injunction
which is one of the shortest on re
cord. 1t reads verbatim" Under all
the circumstances of this case,
the motion to dissolve the tenn
porary injunction heretofore is
sued herein is denied. kinney
e. Ballou and J. A. Magoon for
plaintiff; A. s. Hartwell for Ninito
Sumner and w. r. Castle and
p. l.. Weaver for the other res
pondents.
In the estate of Kate s. Treg-
loan, bankrupt, Judge Perry this
morning granted the petition OF
the assignee authorizing him to
release all his right, title and in
terest to the family premises on
Beretania street and execute a
deed therefor, under an agreement
made with the creditors of said
estate. j. A. Magoon for the as
signee, w. III. Baird.
In the case of Maria Fernandez
vs.. j. M. Csmara, administrator
of the estate of Jose Catano Pa
checo, bond for costs in the
sum of 500 was filed this morn
ing.
In the case of f. Botelho VS..
Frank Ferreira satisfaction of
judgment b as been filed by plain
tiff's attorney, Charles Creighton.
In the case of j. M. McChesney
vs.. j. III. Fisher, defendants notes
of exceptions of the trial have
been filed, together with an
amended motion for a new trial.
HUMPHREYS & Gear for defendant.
Bills of exception were filed this
morning in the cross suits of Z.
q. Hebron vs.. Hikaalani Hebron
and Hikaalani Hebron vs. E. @.
Hebron.
In the case of Victoria Ward vs.
Q. s. Desky ct al. a motion has
been fled to set the demurrer for
trial in June.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28

The band will not play at Emma
square Monday, as it is Memorial
Day. On the three following
evenings it will play as follows:
Tuesday at Makee Island, We'd
nesday at Thomas square and
Thursday at the Hotel.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28

Houses cannot be built without
walls and homes cannot be made
comfortable without pictures to
cover the bare places on the walls.
If you have the walls, we have the
pictures to cover them. Yours
truly, King Bros, ITO Hotel
street.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28
Notice.

The Steamer "Kinau" win Homo
lulu, Tuesday, May 81, at 10 o'clock
a. m. Returning will arrive in Homo
lulu, Tuesday morning, June 7, one day
ahead Of schedule time.
WILDER'S STEAMSHIP CO., LTD.
Honolulu, May 10, 1898. 926-5t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28
LOCAL and GENERAL,

The Kinau brought GA sacks of
Olaa coffee this trip.
Judge E. w. Burnard and wife
OF Laupahoehoe are in the city.
Read W. W. Dimond g. Co.'S
advertisement. 1t will interest
you. +
" 7. r. Keyworth, with Theo. H.
D4vies & Co., returned from Moui
! today.
= Manager J. W. Waldvogel of
the PaiG store, is in the city with
his wife.
Secretary w. O. Atwater of the
postoffice has returned from trip
to the Volcano.
E. E. Richards, at the Arling-
ton, has a job awaiting Il harness
maker for Hilo.
Senator G. n. Wilcox left for
Kappa last evening, expecting 10
return Sunday morning,
Peter Lee, the genial host of
the Volcano House, is in the city,
having come up in the Kinau.
The Colonial Treasurer of New
Zealand figures up surplus of
about 81, 100000 for tnis year.
L. p. Low, the North Kohala
tax assessor and ranchman, was
one of the Kiuau's passengers.
Frames made at short notice
for all kinds of pictures or
diplomas. King Bros, ITO Hotel
street.
For a nice clean shave or an
artistic hair cut drop in to the Elite
Barber Shop, King street, near
Alakea.
On next trip the Kinau will ar
rive in Honolulu on Tuesday
morning, June Z, day ahead of
schedule.
Senator Baldwin went to Maui
in the Mauna Loa to return Sun
day morning in time to help re-
ceive the troops.
e. w. Jordan has an attractive
bill of goods just landed. The
ladies hardly need to be asked to
make note ont.
Cecil Brown of the Park Com
mission issues a notice to persons
wanting to open booths outside
the race track on June IL.
Rev. William NJ. Kincaid, DID,,
of Minneapolis, is the pastor elect
of Central Union church, to sue
coed Rev. ID. p. Brine, resigned.
George Beckley, purser of the
Kipau, is the owner of fine
Scotch collie, which arrived at
Mahukona from San Francisco in
the brig j. d. Spreckels last week.
The Salvation Army have issued
neat invitations through the
mails inviting the recipients to at
tend the address to be delivered
by Colonel William Evans at
Central Union church on Monday
at 1880 p. m.
The following persons have been
granted licenses to practise law in
the inferior courts by Circuit
Judge Kalua while sitting as pre-
siding Judge in the term at Kai-
lua, Kona: Alex. Lindsay, Jr.,
John Greig, Thomas Aiu and
Thomas II. Wright.
Deputy Sheriff Omsted of
Kauai arrested II storekeepers for
doing business on Sunday at
Waimea, Kekaha and Eleele. All
pleaded guilty and were each
fined S5 and costs with the ex-
ception of Japanese, whose trial
was to take place yesterday.
At Old Waikiki on Friday a
horse driven by white man
jumped a fence and received a
long splinter in the breast. The
Chinese owner of the fence polite
ly offered to repair the damage
thereto, and the driver pulled the
splinter out and whipped the ami
NAL as he drove away.
Wilson's circus will close here
for good tonight. There will be
another tug O war, besides the
choicest ring features. There
ought to be a rousing farewell
attendance. Mr.. Wilson has
nroueh To he the most nonnlar
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28
Wanted.

A Harness Maker for Hilo. Inquire Of
T.. +. RICHARDS,
926-tf At the Arlington Hotel.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28
Notice.

Parties desiring to obtain places for
Booths and Refreshment Stalls for the
18th Of June Races at Kapiolani Park
outside OF the race track and adjoining
grounds, should apply at once to the
Honolulu Park Commission at the
Office Of
CECIL BROWN.
Honolulu, May 2S, 1898. 026-5t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28

Why make the little ones cry
and compel them to take a medi-
cine which is distasteful to them,
when you can accomplish the de-
sired end without it2
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28

"The KaSh."
9 Hotel Street WaVGrlGy Block
Agents for DIR. Deimel's Linen Mesh
Underwear. Send for Catalogue.
We Make Shirts to Order.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-28

The price is low, bottle con,
tanning many doses at rs cents.
You cannot afford to be without it.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Progressive Medical Treatment.

Surgeol General Van Fejpan of
the navy has received a report from
the surgeons with the feet showing
that in the many cases of wounded,
some of them serious, not a rise of
temperature or an accumulation of
pus has appeared in any case. From
a medical standpoint this IS said to be
a marked advance from the conditions
during the civil war, and it is attribu-
ted to the introduction of antiseptic
treatment of wounds. It shows that
no fever follows the wound and that
with the absence of pus the wounds
heal rapidly without complications
Considering the great number of
wounds to be treated, now and here
after this is regarded as most salts
factory showing.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Manv People Cannot Drink

coffee at night. 1t spoils their sleep
You can drink Grain-O when you
please and sleep like top. For
Grain-O does not stimulate; it nour-
ishes, cheers and feeds. Yet it looks
and tastes like the best coffee, For
nervous people and children Grain-O
is the perfect drink. Made from
pure grains. Get package from your
grocer today, Try it in place of cot
fee. ID and 25c.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Real Estate Transfers.

NJ. c. Heating to Mollie J. Thorn
son e1a of nw74 sec, Is town l2S
range NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Edward A. butcher to John and
Henry Meikle WIZ of seq and e1a
of sw14 and seA of nwN sec. SO
town 1874 range ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Charles S. Westfall ct al to Louis
Dornpuist sea sec. s town 125
range 3......., ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Charles S. Westfall ct al to Thea
dore Wajahn ct al sw14 sec. 8
town 125 range 43. ..................
Henry Lay to Mealon Cousins e1a
of nwA and lots 1 and 2 sec, Is
town 1875 range 43.
Mealon Cousing to James A.
Johnson e1a of nwA and lots 1
and of sec, IS town 125 range 43.
Anthony Kelley to James A. John
son sw4 sec. town 1875 range Al.
John b. Pence and Frank A. Pence
to John w, Lee all of secs. II, 10,
Is, % and SIC and neA of sec. "A
the e12 and ne4 of nwH and lot
in sec. 26 and lot to sec. n all in
town 1874 range IL. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Samuel Larson to Vine E. Grove
nwA sec. "A town 1875 range 43 -.
Peter Peterson to Lars RaSmunS-
- ssOn nw4 of sw n and lot of sec.
5 town 1A range Al ...............
Daniel Z. Hopkins to Nels Roland
OLE of nwA and w Y of neH sec. 81
town 125 range H............. 49,.
Daniel G. Hopkins to Nellie J. Gil
berg sell of neA and nwA of seq
sec. 81 town 125 range A. asa. -.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Gen. Miles, Official Renort

Playa, July 14.-Secretary of War,
Washington Before Santiago, July
14.-General Toral formally surrend-
cred the troops of his army-troops
end division of Santiago-on the
terms and understanding that his
troops shall be returned to Spain.
General Shafter will appoint commits
sioners to draw up the conditions of
arrangements for carrying out the
terms of surrender.
This is very gratifying, and Gen
eral Shafter and the officers and men
of his command are entitled to great
credit for the sincerity and fortitude
in overcoming the almost insurmount-
able obstacles which they encount-
cred.
A portion of the army had been
infected with yellow fever, and efforts
will be made to separate those are who
infected and those free from it and
to keep those who are still on board
ship separated from those on shore.
Arrangements will Immediately made
for carrying out furthe instructions of
the President and yourself,
(Signed)
Mr. MuEc
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
COST OF THE WAR.
One rliIlion Dollars a Day, But We
Can Stand 1t.


Washington, July a. Hostilities
with Spain are costing the people of
tho United States 81 100000 a day.
That is IL heavy price to pay for war
glories, but, so far as can be learned
here, where the pulse Of the public
eau be best felt, the expenditure
ploases the nations taxpayers,
Fully $l0OOOO,O0O has been paid
out thus far for expenses incurred by
the war for humanity. These figures
are calculated on the basis Cf the cost
of defense during normal times. The
expenditures for national defense
(army andnavy) this year exceed $780,
100000 over and above what it cost
last year, and this excess is attribut-
able to on y one cause-war.
Of this $75,O0O,OOO more than two
thirds has been spent on the army.
The excess for the navy has amounted
to $25, 100000. It should be remem-
bered that these sums represent only
the actual money already paid out.
They take no account whatever of the
vast sums that must be paid later,
and for which contracts have already
been made. On a cash transaction
basis, the war has been costing the
country about I'll 100000 day since
July /.
The demand for ready cash is large
ly supplied by the special war tax,
which is now in full blast, and which
is turning large sums into the treas
ury daily. The receipts from this
source to date from July | amount to
$1O,OOO,OOO, more than double thesum
taken in before the new stamp act
went into effect.
Officials of the treasury department
have no fear of embarrassment. What
with the added receipts from the
stamp tax, with the great revenue
from the customs, which amounts to
about I,5OO,OO0 for the twelve days
of July that have already passed. and
with other sources of revenue the
country will be in a pretty fair way
of being able to pay it's bills.
AS the war enlarges and the opera
tons of the army and navy expand
more and more money will be needed,
but it will be forthcoming. Tomor-
row bids will be opened on the $780,
100000 of war bonds. and that sum
will flow into the treasury. There is
already in the strong box balance
of something like $25O,OO0,OOO, and
the accession of the cash on the bond
sale will bring the treasure up to the
value of nearly $5O0,OOO,OOO. At the
enormous cost of 81 100000 per diem,
a years war would foot up an expense
of 365,OOO,OOO.
All things considered therefore, the
country will have plenty of cash. No
danger of shortage.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20

1t has been determined by expert
ments in the far west that land plas-
ter is very valuable for neutralizing
the alkali in soils that carry too much
of it to produce crops. In fact, the
land plaster, or gypsum, reacts with
the alkali, producing sodium sulphate
and carbonate of lime, really chang
ing an injurious element into benefi-
cial ones. Lime has also been found
beneficial in destroying other dele
ferrous acids or compounds found in
some soils. The quantity of these to
use. or which to use must be deter
mined by experiment, which can be
done on small plats, watching the
effect of certain quantities.-Farm
Stock and Home.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
NELSON A. MILES,
Major General of the Army.

For diarrhoea dysentry, collie, cholera
fux and all summer complaint nothing
is SO gentle. soothing and effective,
as BEGGS' DIARRHGA BALSAM.
1t never fail to give relief and if take
en- in time will effect speedy cure.
Be sure that you get ''BEGGS" the
only remedy with national reput-
alton. ..---
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
An Object Lesson.

Professor discussing organic and
inorganic kingdoms) Now, if should
shut my eyes o-and drop my head
so-and remain perfectly still, you
would call me clod. But I move,
leap. Then what do you call me?
Voice from rear-A clod-hopper.--
Tit Bits.
Morris tribune., 1898-07-20
Ready With the Text.

The Maid-W What are you doing
with the Bible, Freddy?
Freddy-Picking out text for to-
DAYS sermon. When [ come home
from church | always have to tell pa
what the text was.
The Maid-But how can you know
the text until you hear it?
Freddy-Any text will do. Pa will
never know the difference.
The Maid-But your grandmother
is going with you.
Freddy-But grandma will be fast
asleep long before they get to the
text Boston Transcript,