Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1898-08-04
ODD BOWERY SLANG.
tough but Graphic Dialect of the East
Side of Gotham.

tough but Graphic Dialect of the East
Side of Gotham.
Slang, like hot air, rises. It starts
in the speech of the least educated
to become incorporated into the
daily talk of the best Informed. 1t
is true that the best informed use
slang alphabetically and with men
tai quotation marks but neverthe-
less they use it. Sls .g is the out
come of bright minds not we'll stored
with work. Hence it is graphic.
East of the Bowery they do not
say "beggar. They say, "a man
with his hand out" When Stephen
Brodie wished to say that certain
popular novelist was not of very
heavy mental caliber, he said that
s'if that gent fell on a wet sponge
he wouldn't squeeze it dry. -
In the lower walks of life man
does not get angry; he 'gets red
headed. " He does not expose mon-
ey; he flashes wad, from which
he 'skims" the long green. If he
happens to be we'll to do, he has a
chick wad,' so hard that "you
couldn't knock dent in it with an
az" No man every struck another
east of the Bowery; he just care
lessly "threw EN- into him." the
Gem" being two hard fists.
A man in reduced circumstances
is, in slang parlance, "on the
swine.' II his circumstances are a
little more reduced, he is ION the
swine train And when he sis on
the caboose of the swine train" his
condition is most deplorable. No
man ever died east of the Bowery !;
he 'did croak. And, if he hap
pened to die violent death, be
shot, she did gun croak."
In this locality men are not stab
bed; they are just 'cut' y LOB
ster,' most favorite expression of
contempt, originated on the race
track, where it was used to desig-
nate slow horse. And as there is
no quality of mankind which the
native New Yorker holds in more
reverence than rapidity, both phys
ical and mental, it naturally follow
ed that man mentally inactive be-
came lobster
When person is in hard luck, he
is ''up against it, :" and if the luck
grows worse he is cup against it for
fair II person goes to another
PERSONS house and so behaves that
discredit is brought upon the house,
he "puts the whole drive on the
hog, " which is variation of son
the swine" and easily traceable to
tramp slang.
If one person rushes at another
like "a bull at gate, y the other
person attempts to ''beat in the roof
of his head, which might we'll dis
courage the oncomer.
East of the Bowery drinks, rats
and fists are always "thrown in. -
If the citizen of this district should
unwisely throw in" too much "red
liquor the next morning his Gears
would be foot out" meaning that
his head would be long. In this dis
trict the youths and maidens do not
court; they simply ''win" each 9th
er. Defeat is impossible, it would ap-
pear.
No one east of the Bowery at
tempts to do anything. He or she
"makes stagger at it." Beer is
known as chops cigarettes as
pipes. If girl has pretty fig
ure, she is ''dead swell built, - and
every man is guy If he is in
telligent, he is "a wise guys" if he
isn't, he is a lobster guy" If he is
tall, he is a "high guy" and if he
is strong he is a husky guy
Finally comes the all pervading
expression get next" the great
shibboleth Of the east side. It's in
habitants "get next" topretty much
everything they can.-New York
Mail and Express.