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The sun., 1898-12-27
STEAMSHIP AAKME AFIRE.
Misfortune Attends Two Sister SteamshipI
on the Pacific Coast.

SEATTLE, Dec. 20,-The steamship Lakme
which sailed from Seattle on Saturday for San
Francisco. with cargo OF lime. put into Astoria
this morning with her cargo aflre and 1t Is
feared the vessel will prove a total loss.
The steamship LauradA, the tiibustar was
ing for S25.OO0. She was formerly the property
of thu Boston and Alaska Transportation Com-
ham. now hung up on the Alaska rocks a
total Wrnak =
The sun., 1898-12-27
collapse of the French Groesrs' Clerks
Strike.


SoteiGl Cable DsSpaeh 10 TEE suN.
fAhIs' Dec. 2e.-The strike OF the grocers'
smpoyees here has suddenly collapsed. 1t is
.''ted that many OF the strikers obtained their
The sun., 1898-12-27
Good News Searching for simeon Portland.

FLUSHING. l.. l., Dec. 26.-Police Captain
Gallagher is searching for Simeon Portland.
coored. "a years old, who is said to be resi-
dent OF this section OF Long Island, Tho search
Is being made because Gallagher has received
a communication from Salem, Mass TO the
effect that q relative Of Portland died recently
and left to him a sum OF money.
The sun., 1898-12-27
AdmIral snmpaon in MnlhInrtnn.

liam T. Sampson arrived In Washington from
New York this evening In response TO orders
The sun., 1898-12-27

swedish Relief Expedition Returns Aft,

hehef expedition Returns After
Months OF Fruitless Effort.
Special Cable DsspateA 10 TEE suE.
oIocKHoLM. Dec. 26.-The expedition that
was sent out by the Swedish Government In
.eaich OF Andree. the Arctic explorer. who at
@@pted to reach the north pole In a balloon.
ana who has not since been reliably heard
rom has returned from northern Siberia.
"hefe months were spent in frultless sfforts TO
earn the fate Of Andree and his two compan-
The sun., 1898-12-27
Towers Withdraw from Crete.

a.. Speefal Cable DeIpGteh 70 TINE sun
USSEA' Dec. 26,'-The foreign Admirals finally
!, ,s'nurew their squadrons from Cretan waters
The sun., 1898-12-27
PREMIER DUPUY 4 WITNESS.

Examined in the DreVfus Case by the Court
of Cessation.
Special Gable DeSpateh 10 TIE suS.
PARIS. Dec, 26-Judge Loew. President OF
the Court OF CaAsation. examined Prime Min
lister Dupuy In the DTeyius case ut the Ministry
OF the Interior to-day.
The sun., 1898-12-27
sAGAsrA's CONDITION WORSE
Council to Arrange for Direction Of Polit
ical Affairs During His Illness.
Special Cable Ds,patch to Tar suN.

Special Gable Ds,patch to TEE SUM-
MADRID. Dec. 26.-The condition OF Senior
Eagasta is somewhat worse. The Council will
meet to-nlght to arrange for the direction OF
political affairs during the illness Of the Prime
Minister
The sun., 1898-12-27
NInkes You Hungry

The spicy, Appetizng fragrance Of smoking dish ot
peerfoot Farm sausages. Beware OF all lnitaaonSs-
The sun., 1898-12-27
rhe sclonco of cookinr

is now taught by hundreds of professional lectures
cooking really scientihe.-Ads.
The sun., 1898-12-27

o. 30 per case OF 70 bottles On sale at hotels res
taurants and 9rocers. Mail order telsphone I6L
Williamsburg. Otto Huber Brewery. Brooklf lfR.-AdV
The sun., 1898-12-27
KLoNDIKERs COMING our.
1850 Gold Seekers ON the Way HOms-FIrst
Mail In Six Weeks.

SEATTLE. Dec. 2d,-Klondike mail to Nov.
81. the first received in six weeks. was brought
in to-day by Jack Carr. He reports that $500
800 being at the foot OF the chain OF lakes.
The sun., 1898-12-27

". 8. Acme LicOTics Pellets.
orsals BY oonfectOnerS and druggists every Whrrs.
The sun., 1898-12-27

Van all the year around drink, refreshing and
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
ANTg-ANTI p

Mrs. George w. Bates entertained twelve
ladies, Tuesday evening, September 9th,
from five to eight O'Clock, in her pleasant
home, on South street. The evening was
delightfully."- cool, the air bracing and the
home bright and attractive. The guests
were cordially received by the hostess and
her attractive daughter, Miss Jessie.
After an hour OF spirited conversation,
luncheon vas served in the large dining
room, where plates were laid for fourteen.
The table was handsomely damasked and
decorated with silver and cut glass. A
cut glass epergne filled with ssters was
placed in the center OF a miniature lake,
which occupied the center Of the table,
Each lady's chair had been assigned hei
by a beautiful souvenir hand painted
card, upon which her name was written
The delightful menu was served in coursei
by Misses Lillian Ryland and Lessie Bates
First-canteloupe, iced.
Second-beaten biscuit; potato chips.
fried oysters; pressed chicken; tomatoes,
m%ayonaised; essence OF grapes, frosted.
Third-peach ice cream; chocolate ant
~cocoanut cake.
Fourth-coffee, olives and crackers.
After luncheon, cards with printed
questions to be answered were handed the
guests, and an interesting contest ensued
Mrs. Stonestreet, Mrs. DR.. Crist and Mrs
Mamie Steele tied for honors, and MIS-
Steele drew the successful number and
received a very unique and pretty choco-
late urn.
The questions and answers are as
follows:
An old auntie who lived ''foh de wahn'
Ante Bellum.
An old auntle who lived before the
Hood2 Ante-Diluvian
An old auntie who precedes both Of
these2 Ante Cedent.
One who dates earlier than any vel
mentioned? Ante Mundane.
One who was the very beginning ant
pattern Of all? Anti-Paschal.
One who is'very old-fashioned 10 style
Anti. Quated.
Ono who comes from the opposite sid,
OF the earth? Ant. Podes.
A dear old auntie who cures one wher
illP Anti. Dote.
A favorite with modern physicians ant
surgeons? Anti-Septic.
A very neat and tidy old auntie, wit
tries to keep us from making the iurni
ture untidy2 Macassar.
One who comes only two before Thu
last2 Ante-Penult.
One who is opposed to our religion
Anti Christian.
One who is really a sort of old dear
Antelope.
AT nine o'clock the guests babe Mrs
Bates and daughter good night, thanking
them for a happy evening. Those presen
were, Mrs,Julia Flndlay, Mrs. Jno. Ryland
Mesdames s, A. and Jas. r. Moorehead
Mrs. Ireland, Mrs. Stonestreei, Mrs. DIR
Crist, Mrs. z. NJ. Williams, Mrs. Nanni
Steele, Mrs. DR.. Fredendall, Mrs. Geo. II
Sitter, Mrs. W. G. M~usgrove and Mis-
Lillian Ryland.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
DEATHS.

DEATHS.
Died, In Mayhem, September 8, the in
liant child Of August Begeman.
Died, In this city, September I, 1898, OF
%whooping cough, the infant child OF Mr..
and Mrs. Arthur McMahan.
Died, near Higgiusville, September 2,
the seven months old daughter OF Mr..
and Mrs. Louis schowengehrt.
Died, near this city, on Saturday, Sep
TENDER Sd, Of catarrh OF the stomach.
Miss Agnes Mcintyre, aged q years,
daughter OF Mr.. John McIntyre.
She was buried Monday morning In the
Catholic cemetery, services being con-
Quoted by Rev. o'Riley.
Died, at the Confederate Home, Sep.
TENDER b, Virgil Riggs, aged about x
years.
Deceased was a native OF North Caro-.
lima, but enlisted in the confederate army
in Arkansas. He belonged to the 18th
Arkansas regiment, aud was a good
soldier.
Died, in Brooklyn, N. Y, August "a, O.
typhoid fever, Hugo, son Of Mr., Herman
Grumke, OF Napoleon.
The young man enlisted In the volun'
teer army from this state, and about thu
time his regiment was to return to Mis-
souri,, he was taken from its ranks. Hi
remains were inferred in the Napoleon
cemetery.
Died, at his home in Odessa, Friday
80. ~ TOnO ~ LIZ nk.llN-a
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
Bx.noNPRpERATE REUNION.

The following ex-coniederates OF Lafay-
cite county have signifed their Intention
OF attending the ex.confederate reunion
at Sedalia;
DR.. p. g. Fulkerson, Geo. p. Venable, j,
Q. Platteuburg, DR.. ]. f. Hasseil, NJ. V,
b. Oliver, J. d. Shewalter, J. W. earn.
hart, Jos. Chinn, W. II. Greer, f. @. Nc.
Fadin, Jackson Bradley, j. H. Tucker
W.. g. Musgrove, N. NJ. Cooper, Jos. A.
Wilson, Jos. Bailey, Jas. Horne, DR.. ]. W
Meng, Evan Young, Jno. Mulligan, Rev
T. NJ. Cobb, Nat Billiard.
1t is hoped that all ex -confederates
from this county who attend will go with
this crowd. All will wear handsome
badges.
At sedalia the company will be formed
and will march to headquarters. The
company will leave Lexington on the
evening OF September 9th.
See Mr.. Geo. p. Venable and secure one
of the handsome badges adopted by the
Lexington Camp. Also give him your
name II you wish to attend the reunion
A half-fare rate on railroads. 9-1O.2t
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
A Wonderful Medicine.

McElree's Wine of Cardui is a pure,
harmless vegetable wine. II was origina-
ted by Rev. r, l.. McElree, a minister Of
the Presbyterian church. It has been
used by more than a million women,
and seldom, II ever, without benefit. II
cures Leucorrh@a, falling OF the womb,
painful, irregular, suppressed, scanty, OF
too frequent me%nstruation. 1t is valuable
during the period of pregnancy, after
childbirth, and invaluable in change OF
life. 1t is not a strong medicine. but may
be taken every day In the year by any
woman with benefit. 1t does not force
results, but corrects arrangements OF the
menstrual organs. 1t strengthens the
nervous system, gives tone to the bodily
functions, acts directly on the genital
organs, aud is the finest tonic for women
known to the science OF medicine. It Il
natures provision for regulating the
menstrual function.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
Yours truly,
John Powell.
Have YOu Read These Bookss

They are devoted to the wonderful
sights and scenes, and special resorts Of
tourists and healthseekers, In the Great
West.
Though published 6y a railway COM
pany, The SANTA FE ROUTE, they ara
literary and artistic productions, designed
to create among travellers a better appre-
citation OF the attractions OF our own
country.
Mailed free to any address on receipt OF
postage, as indicated:
"a Colorado Summer" so DID,, 50 illus.
trations. scents.
"rhe Moki Snake Dance,n SO DID,. Ga
Illustrations. Scents.
"Grand Canon of the Colorado Rlyer,p
~ pp., 10 illustrations. 2 cents.
"Health Resorts OF New Mexico" 80 DID.
81 Illustrations. 2 cents.
"Health Resorts Of Arizona u nm. IL
illustrations. 2 cents.
"Las Vegas Hot Springs and Vicinity
IS pp., 80 Illustrations. cents.
ITO California and Back, - i76 DID,. i7B
illustrations. s cents.
J. d. EASTER, Agent.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
A HARD BLOW.

Editor lntelligencer.
1t is pitiable to see old men, trembling
with age and ieebleness, t~otterlug on the
very verge of the grave, with their names
on the church rolls OF the Christian
army, and yet they are traitors, and
fighting with the army of the devil.
Their associates are men OF the world,
who enjoy their abuse OF Christian
people and ministers Of the gospel, with
whom they cannot affiliate, on account OF
their own depravity. A traitor in camp
is regarded In all forms Of government as
most despicable, and death is the sen
tence. Yet men put their names on the
lists OF the great army Of Gods hosts, aud
then with all the treachery OF their
benighted souls, work around the devils
camp fire, while their polluted breaths
steam with the fumes Of alcohol. Do you
know Of suchH They are in your midst
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
HOw's Tbisl

We offer Que Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. J. CHENEY q Co., Props, Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have known f.. j.
Cheney for the last 10 wears, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligation made by their firm.
West q Truax, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, Ohio.
Walding, KinnAn a Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio,
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces OF the system. Price 75c.
per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Testi.
timonials free.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10

Married, at the residence OF DR.. N. B.
PAYNE, In this city, Thursday evening, ut
at s O'Clock, by Elder @. NJ. Goode, MIR.
Clarence Clyde Wright and Miss Lucy
Louise Kelly.
The wedding has been a topic Of general
comment since the INrELLIaENcRR an-
noSneed It about a month ago. The
young couple have a large circle OF
friends, all of whom were deeply inter-
ested In the event.
The wedding was very quiet, only a few
OF the near relatives being present. The
attendants we're Misses Irene Kelly and
Lucy May Payne, the "Wedding March
being played by Miss Lulu Chandler. The
house was prettily decorated with palms
and cut flowers. Elegant refreshments
were served.
The bride is well known and highly
esteemed. She Ia the daughter Of MFR,
Alonzo Kelly, aud a niece OF Mrs. DR.,
Payne. She is pretty, bright, cultivated,
and deservedly popular with all who
know her.
TIT groom Is a young gentleman who
makes friends OF all with whom he comes
In contact. He is now deputy collector
and is conSded to be one OF our brightest
and best young business men.
The lNTELLIaRNCER joins the hosts o
friends and admirers in wishing them
long, prosperous and happy career.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
II is Just as lmnnrtnnt

That you enrich and purify your blood IN
the fall as In the spring. At this time,
owing to decaying vegetation, a low water
level and other causes, there are disease
germs all about us, and a weak and deblli-
tated system quickly yields to attacks
Of malaria, ~fevers, etc. By purifying and
%euriehing your blood with Hoods ssrsa-
parilla you may build up your system to
resist these dangers, as we'll as coughs,
colds, pneumonia and the grip which
come with colder weather, To DO on the
safe side, take Hoods sarsapArilla now
aud always be sure 1t is Hoods and not
something represented TO be "lust as
good"
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
1AL SHORT STOPS.

~
d low.
trrs At Cafe Hacker. S.2Otf
hoard Of several cases OF sore
. past few days.
m $3.50 up, at Wltten berg's.
g. iewelry store. BAT.
Brument boat and a barge
D ihe river Monday.
oomfortable dining cars on
louio are obtained by use of
7-2m2
To- who were complaining Of
Monday, were talking about
'sday.
Q Of personal property Of DIR.
saturday, a good crowd was
! aoods sold at very low prices.
he road between Lexington
doncs Of Mr.. I. B. Campbell,
ebt, . dark blue macintosh
in check lining. Finder will
atthjs ofice. 9-10-2t
ostIort Misses Matte and
viii attend college at Lexing-
>iosd Of going to Macon, Ca,
nchooi at the latter place
nscd Management.
,o,,.~.d no cool niohta will
4. h "a bodv that ia bilious
prIsaj4 Ash Bltters is very
this time for keeping the
VI and bowels well regulated.
10y Iafmer. 9-s.2t
cou.s. onered ,b,s veo,r with
..d.r.s ana mora g,rI. com.
~, ~, Ran,jst col,aoo ana
heu8emv Oman next week
W. hi houses. Already some
IA 'h4so nfriyed.
Named NOON Rlack was mar.
.s,oad ponlah parrv n,
4 N. nm saws. u,vsre mado
Il RI. N Josenb Coona and
IT,. snec,a,ors. we hons
Berry erop In that neighbor.
% 1 iaIfufe.
un, A HAZEL Saliva bsa the
..v salvo in the world
a -oerit has lad d,shonss,
i, \. u counterieit n. Looh
. no attemnts 10 dece,vs
~ ~, Tor Dewitt,s witch
~ eteat pile cure. Dav a
.a,,.n,upoists.
.
49,
$500 7, curos n,les hnrrs
I, .bo sbor,ss, snace n,
4 c..,hv Iood,ro nrugo,s,s
- u
''e's " m"'--
wy "eu-'0u"
'n',e iesinsu' a''o ,'" ..
F,'oay morn'us' anu wv.
~ ~ oAnp " rA
w re"aih III 'anp 'ol
y enp"o now ione, W
? pa'd on u. .ne paIA
nna'ereu ou'. ino r"'n
wv wen eceiv Nv esois
way nome, ana hhnhhb Clty
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10

Trains will pass Lexington Junction OF
the Wabash as follows:
Going east-No. 20, local freight, 9:2a
M; No. 2, Eastern Express, ll:10 a. M.
No. 70, Eastern Express, 1905 p. M; No
Q, Mail and Express, 7:45 p. M; No. 4
Atlantic Express, 1901 p. m.
Going west-No. Z, Mail and Express
5:02 a. M; No. 2j, Kansas City Accomoda'
ton, SOP a. ID.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
GARD OF THANKS,

We wish to extend our thanks to the
many friends who so kindly assisted us
during the sickness Of u little boy, and
gave us consolation after his death. We
appreciate the kindness, and can never
forget 1t. Respectfully,
T. ID. SALYERs,
MOLLIE II. SALYERs.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10

A stubborn cough or tickling In the
throat yields to the One Minute Cough
Cure. Harmless In effect, touches the
right spot, reliable, and Just what Ia
wanted. 1t acts at once. Day Il Shelby,
Leading Druggists. 4.2i
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10

Mr.. Gus. Haerle is contemplating put
ting up a handsome building on his lot
east Of the Haerle block. lie returned
from st. Louis yesterday morning, where
he has been on business connected with
the proposed building.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
the Opening of our
bnnpr Clearance Sale!

the late spring and the extreme dizziness in business
loaded down with more than our usual supply Of
Goods, and as we are in urgent need of money,
this sale, SO as to close out this surplus stock
|.selves in position to begin the Fall Campaign. which
npon us. Before quoting SOME Of the Bargains we
{or you, we wish to impress upon you the FACT that
resi- exclusive dealer in
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10

The enrolment OF the public school
children this year, on the first day, was
larger than it was last year at the end OF
the first month:
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10

The electric fans now operated IN sants
Fe Route dining cars are dssimlbio ana
s~eAsOnable accessories 70 an already a
surpassed service, 7-am2
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
Iou as a starter +;

10 these we have ladies' ready-made Corset Covers,
Skirts and Gowns, Ladies' ready-made Dress
|nt Waists. Hosiery, Silk Mittens and Gloves. Black and
press silks, &c. We guarantee price and quality OF every
FeIl. Come with your pockets full of money and make
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
BIRTHS,

Born, at Higginsville, September l, ia
the wife OF Mr.. Geo. Ii. Miller, n girl.
Born, in this city, September 8, 1898, tC
the wife OF Mr.. Fred A. Day, a boy.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
FARMER
AN NDEX.DIeBsT TO DEED RECORDS FOR
LAFAYETTE COUNTY, MO,

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Tse n,i,,,nu Ia ho,,c done r., ,hou hv
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ana ha,,or u..,a xor,i,..
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80 80. ii .nun o~,. = a..-.Ino
,ha ar 10 anv n;uan niooa NJ, ,.na :,
town lot, or to md any other instrument
that may be recorded there. BY the use
OF TINS oook anyone may speedily and
with Ease determine the title to any lands
or o any indenture OF record.
Messrs. Young q Duling's plan is al
entirely new one, having originated ],
themselves, and Is very simple and
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lawyers, have placed a book In the hands
OF lawyers, bankers, money-lenders'
brokers, etc., the great practical value o.
which can hardly be estimated. The
price OF the publication is 20. As COM
pared with the price of an usual literary
publication of eoual yolume-6OO naqes-
~ - 80, ~, - :,
actual labor necessary to produce it, and
the amount OF money saved by Its use ID
considered, we u~nhesitatingly pronounce
1t very cheap. The lawyers and othel
leading business men endorse Il very
highly, and we have no doubt bat that II
will be a very decided financial success.
p--,.-.o. T..-. o
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-09-10
AND CARPETS

y and that at all times we make the lowest prices that
on FIRST CLASS GOODS"
A. .ou ac n cfarfer.
Daily camera., 1898-03-28
A Clever Trick.

1t certainly looks like it, but there is
really no trick about it. Anybody can
try il who has Lame Back and Weak
Kidneys, Malaria or nervous troubles.
We mean he can cure himselfright away
by taking Electric Bitters. This medi
cine tones up the whole system, act as a
stimulant to the Liver and Kidneys, is a
blood purifier and nerve tonic. 1t cures
Constipation. Headache, Painting Spells,
Sleeplessness and Melancholy. 1t is
purely vegetable, mild laxative, and
restores the system to it's natural vigor.
Try Electric Bitters and be convinced
that they are miracle worker. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only soc bottle at
Chas. c. Giesick's, successor to Boeck
Bros, Parlor Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1898-03-28
Fitted for 1t.

Fitted for 1t.
De Sappy-They want me to take thu
part of lady in the amateur theatric-
ais. @
She-How nice of them to give you
such an easy part.-Brooklyn Life.
Daily camera., 1898-03-28
How the World wags.

Average Man-What has become OF
that old fool, Wilkins? Used to call
himself colonel, or something.
Citizen-He happened to own piece
of land on which oil was found, and is
now rich. Lives in a palace on the ave-
nue..
Average Man (some hours later)-
Hello! That looks like Gen. Wilkins.
Another Citizen-Yes, that's the gen
eral. Do you know him?
Average Citizen-Yes, indeed. The
general and l are old friends. = N. Y.
Weekly.
Daily camera., 1898-03-28
just Like a Woman.

Mrs. Upperten-Answer the doorbell,
Mary, and say that I'm not at home.
Mary-All right, mum.
Mrs. Upperten Give minutes later =
Who was it, Mary?
Mary-Mrs. Brownstone and her
daughter.
Mrs. Upperten-What did they say
when you told them / was not at home
Mary-They said: How fortunate!"
Chicago Daily News.
Daily camera., 1898-03-28

After years of untold suffering from
piles. B. w. Pursell Of Knitnersville.
Pa, was cured by using DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. Skin diseases such as
eczema. rash. pimples and obstinate
sores are readily cured by this famous
remedy. Chas. c. Giesick. successor to
Boeck Bros, Parlor Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1898-03-28
At tho Old Stand.

The reliable and expert jeweler and
watch and jewelry re2airer. c. P. Pettin.
gill, win always be found at the old stand
ready and anxious to serve his old time
friends AMI customers.
Daily camera., 1898-03-28

Texas News.
Texas Man (on visit east)--Hullo.
Jake! Glad t see.ye. When dye leave
Texas?
Jake-Las' week.
Texas Man-When I left there was
two claimants fer the Office of mayor
in our town. Is th' question settled
yit?
Jake-Yep.
Texas Man-W'ich one is dead ?-N.
Y. Weekly.
Daily camera., 1898-03-28
Ouite Successful,

She-And were you successful will
your first case, doctor?
He = Ye-ye-es. The-er-widov
paid the bill.-Tit-Bits
Daily camera., 1898-03-28
Inhnrmonious Harmon,

Miss Dubbley has beautiful hair,
said Clubbley-"a deep, rich golden;
but unfortunately her skin is Of the
same color" Judge.
Daily camera., 1898-03-28
The Wrong Adjective.

Gabbleton (wrathfully)-He called
me dirty liar!
Grimshaw-He was wrong; you are
not particularly dirty-N. Y. World
Daily camera., 1898-03-28
An Important Role.

An Important Role.
"Your son is an actor, you say, Mr..
Maginnis?"
Faith he is.''
"And what role does he play?"
"Rolls, is it? Faith, he rolls up the
curtain n''-Tit-Bits.