The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-11

latlA remove Ner bonnet.
Madam" replied the judge, you seem
so well acquainted with the law that I
think you had better come up and take
a seat with US on the bench"
Il thank your honor kindly" she re-
sponded, dropping a low courtesy to the
court, but there are old women enough
there already"
one can be beautiful. says the Chicago
Times Herald, without wasting ones
life in ihe effort. In half an hour any
woman should Toe able to take her plunge,
coddle her complexion. dress her hair
manicure her nails, and attend to her
teeth. If more time is needed then the
work is hardly worth the while for life
IS mighty short, my dears, and things
that must be done pile up as the years
go by. At night in fifteen minutes the
lace and hands can be We'll washed the
hair brushed and combed and plated the
teeth wen cleaned, and the complexion
massaged with a little pure homemade
cream OF course. when the hair is sham
pooed or the nails manicured with par
ucular care, or the complexion subjected
to a thorough cleansing by steam or mas
sage then more time is necessary.
But the gist of it all is this: Let us
not spend so much time on the exterior
effect that we will forget that which IS
most necessary to a beautiful woman
the bright interesting mind. the love of
learning things. the desire to be keeping
apace with the worlds progress, and,
best OF all, teaching ones self how to live
wisely and well. There never waste my
way of thinking-a brainless, silly woman
who was beautiful. 1t takes the light of
intellect the splendor of sweet woman
liness. the glory of kindness. unselfsh-
ness and goodness to complete a perfect
picture of the woman beautiful"
Girls | leave II m isn't that SO2
An article in one of the English papers
points out that 1.-The most generous gifts
to females in America have all come from
the hberality of men. Vassar College, the
pioneer of women's universities, was the
gift to American womanhood of Matthew
Nassar; the woman's department of Cor
nell was built and endowed at great ex-
pense by Mr. Sage, and In Almost every
other of the many cases ii is men who
have made the munificent gifts to the
future of girls in American colleges
The articlS goes on TO say that the SAME
rule holds good in Great Britain. Nov
Mrs. nor Miss, but Mr.. Holloway left
magnificent sum- however unwisely ar
ranged, with the best of intentions, 10
erect and endow for women's higher edu-
cation the pile bearing mis- name, near
Windsor. But few weeks ago in Eng
land it was recorded that a Scotsman
had left a bequest of many thousand
pounds for the purpose of building a wo-
mems medical school in Glasgow. The
Pfeiffer bequest of some $4,000, to be oil
vided at the discretion of Sir Josiah Finch
between several great educational instl-
tutions for women, and of incalculaDle
service to them-the new building OF the
London School of Medicine for Women
opened by the Princess of Wales on July
A. being an illustration how the money
most part, the property of Mr.. Pfeiffer,
and it was his viii that actually so be-
queathed it, though it had been his wife
idea as well as his own, that their money
should be so dispensed. In both countries
therefore, il would seem to be case or
mans generosity to woman, IN race OF
which Smith College, the gift of Wo-
man to women, appears to be unique
Coleridge's Observation-Disclosures came to
him by Inheritance, and he himself tells
the following story of his father, a simple
minded country clergyman, the rector OF
Ottery ST Mary, Devonshire. Colerldge
pere besides being absent-minded, was
terribly careless about his dress, and often
between his upper and neither garments
there would be seen some inches of white
shirt His wife, to remedy matters, had
established a private signal on observ-
ing which the worthy parson would hasti-
Iy tuck in the too-conspicuous garment.
One evening, at tea party, Mr.. Coleridge
was engaged in earnest conversation with
a young and charming girl attired in the
lightest of gauzy fabrics, when he recog-
nized his wife's danger signal hoisted, and
at once he began TO tuck in. But the more
and faster he tucked the more the white
material began to show outside, and ii
was only upon a gentle remonstrance from
the young lady by his side that he was
brought to perceive that he had tucked
away the whole of his companions muslin
frock. AS blue-coat boy, Samuel Taylor
Co'eridge was continually immersed in a
day-dream, and one day he was walking
along Fleet street, flinging his arms about
him in total unconsciousness of his sur
roundings, when he plunged into an old
gentleman's waistcoat, who promptly col
Jared him as a pickpocket why,
thought I was swimming the Hellespointp
cried the boy, amazed.