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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1898-06-11
TIE EXCELLENCE on Sygup 0F FIGS

is due not only to the originality and
simplicity Of the combination, but also
TO the care and skill with which il is
manufactured by scientific processes
known to The CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only, and we wish to impress uDon
all the Importance OF purchasing the
true and original remedy. AS the
genuine Syrup Of Figs is manufactured
by the CALIFORNIA f'IG SYRUP Co.
only, knowledge OF that fact will
assist one ia avoiding the worthless
mutations manufactured by other par
ties. The high standing OF the CALI
ToRNIA Fig SYRUP Co. with the medi-
cal profession, and the satisfaction
which the genuine Syrup of FIGS has
given to millions of families. makes
tie name of the Company Il guaranty
Of the excellence of It's remedy. II is
far in advance of all other layatiyes,
as it acts on the kidneys, liver and
bowels without irritating or weaken
ing them, and it does not grippe nor
nauseate. In orderto get It's beneficial
effects, please remember the name of
the Company
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. Gal.
LoVisV}L"E. Ky. REV YORK N. Z.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1898-06-11
HARRINGTON ITEMS.
FAn,nNNroN. Jane 10, IL.

FAH1UNaroN, June 10, 1898.
Che festival Of Hopowell was largely at.
tented on Tuesday evening.
hr.t Kirk is building an addition to his
l1m.'.
William Moore and AIa5.a and Eva Brick
lev visited Minnie BrlcEiey, Saturday and
sur lay mt Hartford.
Gr0rre Sir,r and Samuel Eragss went on
lhplg wheels 10 Middlctown to sec Elliott
Krau.- who is encamped At that place.
Honey Krau,5 has received a telegram from
wilmington saying his brother was NOT "S-
De.luu to live.
SDyeta from this place Visited oxford Fair
This week.
Mir. and Mrs. Taylor Reynolds and Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Cameron were he guest Of ,ir.
and Mrs. Bon McEey on Saturday and sun
day.
l-.s Ling Elder Watt preached to n large
CONGREGATION On Sunday afternoon, at Ebane-
ser Church.
Farmers are busy working corn.
Wheat is worry much eaten with the !ly only
lai crop is looked for
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1898-06-11
SYL AR ITEMS.

5YLMAR, june 8, 1893.
Miss Nellie Sidwei is the guest Of Calvert
friends.
Mrs. Anna Cox is the guest of her parents
here.
Mrs Hartman and daughter OF phiadcl-
pLia, are visiting Mrs. W. G.. West.
ChiIdrous Day will be observed in the NJ
f. Church here on Sunday next. The music
vii! he under the direction of Prof Watson If
Nottingham.
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ZION ITEMS.


XIoN, MD., June s. 1898.
Cntldroa's LAY was happily celebrated in
The a-bytortrn Church ON Sunday, the edi-
Gee .eias th-onged with large and appre-
ciatira nubieaco. Tho program was a bright
and MISUNDERSTANDING one and all thoroughly
enjoyed 'he occasion. An address was made
by IT." superintendent Edwin Carhart, and
Rev. WI. F,snsimon gave a short talk TO the
children. The exercises by the primary de-
partmant were decidedly pretty tho little
children Carrying wreathes and baskets Of
flowers and placing them at the foot Of a
cross Of evergreen and singing Praise the
Lordn.
Misses Bessie Clifford and Aanie Mearps
sang n duet "He knows" and Miss Aryilla
Pyle sang "Not hall has ever been told and
who was joined in the chorus by Miss Annie
Mearns and Rutherford Pyle and Ernest
Mearus.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1898-06-11
OPEHIHG 4 HEIN DEPHRIDIENIT !

Racket
Goods Novelties
anywhere goods manufactured sold low We
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1898-06-11

Mr.. p Katcham, OF Pike City, CAL, says:
During my brothers late sickness from sci
attic rheumatism, Chamberlain's Pain Balm
was the only remedy that gave him any re-
liefn Many others have testified to the
prompt relief from pain which this linincnt
affords. For sale by Il. b. Frazer, EIkton.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1898-06-11

For all the news of Cecil county read
the CECIL WIG every week.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
II PAYS TO BE EXACT.
'sA' Ea,o,ea BY Two F..-Lo,las Gin.

Joke Enioyed By Two Fun-B0ving Girls
In DuIath.
Every business man knows the value
OF being exact II success in life Is to be
attained AS q general rule II is not 50
In society, though under some eircum-
stances due appreciation Of the busi-
ness mans leading virtue comes In
handy. Two young Minneapolis swells
who were on q visit to Duluth recently
are firmly convinced that exactness Ii
necessary. at least in the matter OF
making engagements. During their
visit TO the head Of the lakes they
made numerous charming acQuaint.
ances among the fair sex-two In par
ticular. The four young people fire.
quently met at social gatherings, at
tracted to each other by general COM
munity Of feeling, all being full OF
fun and fond of joke. One evening
the young men invited the girls to go
for ride. AS they CHANGED to be in
wheeling costume at the time the in
vitation was given, and as the girls
were bicyelers also, they never thought
II necessary to say what kind of ride.
though a spin on a wheel is what they
had in mind when they extended the
courtesy. When they and the girls
parted the latter determined that this
was q good time to have joke at the
expense Of the young men. The latter
appeared at the appointed hour next
aftSrnoon and were dumfounded to
find the young women handsomely
dressed-to go carriage riding. With
the girls all dressed up 1t was Of
course impossible to ask them to
change their costumes. So one Of the
young men, cleverer Of wit than his
compassion, apologized for appearing In
bicycle costume, laying the blame on q
faulty tandem which they had been
riding. Begging the girls to excuse
them for half an hour they hurried
away to their hotel, changed their
clothes and ere long returned with q
handsome rig. All enjoyed the drive.
especially the girls, who on their re-
turn mischievously informed the young
men of the joke that had been played
on them. The latter took 1t in good
part, but have determined. as said
above. that in future when making en-
gagements they will leave nothing TO
be understood.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

II Is q notable fact that President
Mckinley went to the capitol with his
Cabinet during the closing hours OF
the recent session OF Congress On order
to expedite business and save the
committee on enrolled bills the time
and trouble Of carrying legislation
from the capitol all the way to the
White House to receive his signature
It Is the first time IL has been done
since President Harrison's term. Mr.
Cleveland was never willing to make
this concession He always required
plenty Of time to examine bills that
were brought for his approval, and
often insisted that Congress should
wait the entire ten days allowed by
the constitution for this purpose. BE
claimed the right to assume his full
share Of the responsibility for legisla-
ton and would never sign anything in
q hurry.
President Mckinley. however
shows a different disposition. He has
been n member Of Congress himself
and understands the feelings OF the
national legislature. While he will
not yield any Of the prerogatives OF
his office, he always meets the Co
ordinate body" more than half way,
and thus he has an influence which
President Cleveland was never able
TO acquire.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
An opallzed Monster.

At the Geological Society's meeting
in London last April Prof. Fl. G .Seeley
exhibited the upper bone of the leg.
or paddle. of plesiosaurus. which had
been almost completely turned into
opal. the mineral having replaced the
substance Of the bone. The fossil was
found in an opal mine in New South
Wales. The pleisosaurus was the long
necked inhabitant of the sea on the
Age Of the Great Reptiles. or Jurassic
Time. and sometimes attained q length
Of 30 feet.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
KEEPING GIRLS Gagged UP.
Too Many Mothers Moved by Motives OF
Mistaken Delicacy.

Too Many Mothers Moved by Motives of
Mistaken DaIicacy.
IL have no patience" said a ccm-
Portable matron, with the idea that
girls In early life should be Gagged up
like canaries. Neither, OF course, do
believe that entire freedom Of action
should be accorded the young people,
except in cases where the girls are
gifted with a greater share OF sound
sense than usually falls to the lot of
young members Of my sex. 1t is easily
possible to strike the happy medium,
and / think may claim to have met
with some success in that direction"
Considering that three Of her daugh-
tiers are happily married the matron's
claim was readily allowed by her au-
ditors, and she continued: 1T Is my
firm conviction that parents who are
In constant dread lest someone will
their daughters are as indicate as
those who are constantly on the look
out for sons-in-law. / am not sure but
they do more harm in the world. For
tunately there may not be many Of
them, but there are sopa. 1t Is one OF
the firmly planted laws Of human ma
ture, and that, In fact, answers all the
questions about matrimonial inconsist-
encies. Doctors say nowadays that
whooping cough. measles and so-called
children's diseases are not necessary
evils to be gone through and got rid or.
Children take them because their sys-
TENS are not strong enough to resist
them. But matrimony Is not a dis
ease. Daughters cannot be made germ
proof by isolation. It is a pretty
thought that the fairy prince will come
to Cinderella sitting in the ashes, but
1t Is an actual fact that the Cinderella
Of the fairy tale would have been Gin
derella In the ashes to the end OF her
days II she had not gone to the ball.
Rational ideas Of cause and effect are
as good In general life as in education
or medicine. If the girl is not allowed
to meet the fairy prince she Is liable
to take up with any housebreaker who
comes In at the window, or else she
becomes one of those silly creatures
who see a lover In every man they
meet, from the minister to the milk
man, and talk Of them continually"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
STONE IN HER STOMACH.
From tie Gosette B,anaf,,,,u. m

as wife OF the Rev. A R. Adams, r.stor
Of the Bedford Christian Church :, RIs.-
1inssins, IL: was for years compelled 70
49, NE OF torture from disease. Hsr
case oafned the physicians. but TODAY sas
y alive and well and tells the story q bar
recovery ~ follows:
.u ABOUT ak years ago, - said Mrs.. Adams.
weighed about 14o pounds, but NV
neAtn began to fail and lost iesh' NJ
1000 did not agree with me and felt IKE
o oSne ~ ny stomach; began to bloat ali
over until thought / had dropsy.
had pains and soreness in my.ieft side
Inlcn extended clear across my back and
also into the region of my heart During
these spells q bard ridge would appear IA
tne LETT side OF my stomach and around
the left side ----
These attacks left me sore and az.
nausted- All last summer was 50 nervous
that the children laughing and playing
nearly drove me wild. suffered also from
female troubles and doctored with ten diff.
terent physicians without receiving any
my husband having read In the news.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

Cleveland Moffet's description m
McClure,s Of the English boat. the
Turbinia, which travels forty miles
an hour with ease, suggests that A. is
g good thing that we are not over
stocked with torpedo boats at the be-
ginning OF the war. Apparently all
previously known speed records for
short distances on water are to be
eclipsed. The Turbinia is the inyen-
ton OF Mr.. Parsons of Newcastle. a
son Of Lord Rose, who Is widely
known for the big telescope that he
built. It burns coal. but has no
steam engine In the ordinary sense Of
the word. The cylinder and piston
are replaced by set OF turbines in
side the steam chest. These are at
tached directly to the shaft, or rather
to the three shafts that carry the
nine screws. The steam turns at the
rate OF $500 revolutions a minute
with perfect case and smoothness
while the best marine engine In the
world would tear itself TO pieces do
ing quarter as many. In fact. the
Turbinia's screws could be run M to
10000 turns a minute IL there were
any gain. The trouble is that above
certain limits the water is simply cut
into foam. The inventor saws that
forty-six miles an hour is quite practi-
cable commercially. and ffty-eight
miles an hour possible where cost is
not considered 1t looks as though
the torpedo boats and destroyers now
built might as well be sold for tug
ooats.+Springfeld Republican.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
Important to MotherA

The manufacturers OF CastoriA have beeo
compelled TO spend hundreds Of thousands OF
dollars to familiarize the public with the sig
nature Of Chas h Fletcher. This has beer
necessitated by reason Of pirates oounterfeit
ing the Castoria trade mark. This counter
feitiug Is . crime not only against the proprie-
tors OF Castoria, but against the growint
generation All persons should be careful q
see that Castoria bears the signature OF Chas
II. Fletcher, II they would guard the health Of
their children Parents and mothers. In par
ticular. ought to carefully examine the
Castoria advertisements which have been ap-
pearing In this paper. and 20 remember that
the wrapper Of every bottle Of genuine CastoriE
bears the fac-simile signature OF ChaS II
Fletcher. under whose supervision Il has beer
Manufactured continuously for over thirty
years
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
A Yannr Soldier

The New York Tribune records the
following instance OF modern preco-
city: Some people were talking recent
" Of the civil war, and the other MEM
bers Of the company had compared
"reminiscences. Which side were you
on during the war, Mrs. BIZ" asked
the old young girl Of the party. turn
ing to q bright little woman who con-
fessed to having been born In 81. Il
was in arms on the southern side, /" was
the quick reply.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
Blood-Cieanfne.

House-cleaning is q duty in every well
regulated household People don't wait
until the filth becomes painfully apparent,
but IL stands TO reason that in every day
use more or less dust or dirt accumulate.
IL is so with the human blood. From the
enormous variety Of eatables taken into
the stomach, quantity of useless ma
terial is bound TO accumulate in the blood
and clog the free and wholesome fow in
the vesselA Every person should from
time TO time have q "blood-cleaning" and
the best cleanser and blood purifier is
Cascarets Candy Cathartic. We recon-
mend them to all our readers
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

Within the past month the first iron
bridge erected in the state OF Ohio has
been removed. This bridge was over
Salt Greek, on the Central Ohio d.
vision Of the Baltimore and Ohio rail-
road, In Muskingum county, and was
built In 1851. II was a single span, Il
feet In length, and was known a. a
"Bollman deck truss bridge with plate
Orders" Bollman was at that time
chief engineer OF construction Of the
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
A Philippine Heroine.

One Of the Philippine insurgent lead
ers Is a beautiful woman, whose life
seems to be charmed. Frequently we
see people in this country whose lives
seem charmed also, but the only
charm about 1t is that they keep W
their strength and vitalize their blood
with that celebrated remedy, Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

The teacher was asking questions.
Teachers are apt to ask questions, and
they sometimes receive curious an
swers. The question was as follows:
Now, pupils, how many months have
twenty-eight daysT' "AIl Of them.
teacher" replied the boy on the front
seat.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

she--George, you ought to be
ashamed Of yourself to complain Of
these biscuits. OF course don't pre-
tend TO be able TO bake like your
mother could, but think how glad some
Of these poor soldiers would be to get
them" He--They wouldn't be very
glad II they happened to get them IN
the neck. IN bet"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
wing read In the news

paper OF DR..
Wllliams'
Pink Pills
for Pale eo
pie, induced
me to Try
them. ] be-
gan taking
{ b Q m last
Novem Der
but expert
enced no re-
lief until I
had taken
six boI@. I
am now TAX
ing the elev-
enth box and
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
Beauty IL Hood Deep.

Clean blood means Q clean skin. No
beauty withoutit. Cascarets, Candy CathaT-
tic cleans your blood and keeps IL clean. by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
purities from the body. Begin to-day TO
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets,-beautyf for ten cents. Al drug
Rigts. satisfaction guaranteed. lOc. 25c. SO
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

Elsie was trying to eat a dessert OF
gelatine, and had some difficulty In
conveying the quivering spoonful &c
her mouth. Mamma" she said al
length, II don't believe like such ner.
vous deserts"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

To those who contemplate taking Q
f1rst-class normal or business course
this fall we would recommend the
Stanberry Normal School. See their
ad in another column.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

MALT CREAM There is Manufactured in
Denver an article called Malt Cream that
is credited with doing wonders in curing
dyspepsia and insomnia, and for general
debility. 1t Is made OF Milk Cream and
Barley Malt and is past doubt the best
baby food known, as IL contains no chem
tcals. The firm Is known as the American
Milk Goods Company. Any druggist can
furnish II.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
CENTRAL SAVINGS BANK.

Corner 18th and Arapahoe sts, Denver, Colorado.
Largest per cent OF growth OF any Bank In Denver.
Assets Jan l. 81 sl52 s.: assets Jan. %. 500.
576.1S. You can bank safely By mail. Interest ~
per savings deposits Of 800 20 Is 900 Send
your signature with check draft or money order
and start an account
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
wat 20 Cents a Du.heL.

cents and samples Of Salzer's Red Gross go
Bushels per acre) Winter Wheat, Rye, Oats,
Ciovers, etc, with Farm Seed Catalogue
for cents postage. JOHN A. SALZER
SEED CO., La Crosse, Wis. w.nu.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
pen1 Iohaeeo Sol, and SMOKE Tour Inc A.a..

To quit tobacco easily and forever. be mag
netic. full Of life, nerve and Vigor, take No-To-
Bac. the Wonder-worker, that makes weak men
strong. AIldruggists, Soc or e. Cure guaran-
SterlIns Rsmedy Co. ChickTo or New YORK
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

MY next-door neighbor sent word 4
me to oil my lawn mower" did you d.
lt?.' Yes; he said II didn't he'd buy hi.
wife a parrot"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

This war has worked I'm woman
One change of which man brags-
She's dropped her fad Of crazy-Quilts
And gone to making flags.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

You say you don't intend to marry
Miss whopperf' mo; two men have
come between U.S." 'Two?" Yes; the
preacher and the man she married.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

CosMO BUTTERMILK TOILET SOAP
maEes the skin soft, white and healthy.
Sold everywhere.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

A bath with COSMO BUTTERMMK
SOAP, exquisitely scented, il soothing and
beneficial Sold everywhere.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

Remember the Maine" did she put
Nd another oneT" "Yes-Don't Forget
Your Board BILL"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

"Dr. Piker must &C hard up for surgical
practice" what makes you think soT'
He has bought his own children a billy
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

Daughter. who Is this Mr.. Eugene
Wadsworth Darlington that Is calling on
you 30 often?' why, papa, he's the boy
we used to call Buster when he lived
next door,"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

what do you think? Mrs Bodger went
to a picnic the day after her husband was
buried" what OF t.? Picnics are not
pleasure goodness knows"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

For q perfect complexion and a clear,
healthy skin, use COSMO BUTTERMILR
SOAP. Sold everywhere.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

81 should like to see a real princess"
That's easy; move out to our suburb and
get cook who threatens to leave every
day"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

The citizen who votes right Is iust as
valuable as the one who fights" us that
so: well. where does he go to collect his
little $l3 a month";
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
THANKFUL TO MRS. PINKHAM.
Earnest Words From
Mrs Ptnkham Warns Against Neglect

Dzn Mas PzHAHI have been thankful
Vegetable Compound
vice earefuly and now feel like different
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20
1lHg!!BllI

have been greatly benefited.
II was also troubled with nervous pros
tration and numbness Of my right arm and
hand 50 that at times could hardly endure
the pain, but that has all passed away.
now have good appetite and am able to
do my own work Have done more this
summer than in the past four years put
together. DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People cured me, and / think IL my duty to
let other sufferers know It"
Hundreds of equally remarkable cases
have been cured by DR.. Williams Pink Pills.
..., This war has simply ruined me-"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

I'm afraid Workem Is getting ready to
borrow money of me-" What makes you
think SOP HE has been treating me TO
good cigars
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

That is an impossible story" There
are no impossible stories; some one al
ways believes them"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

'Piker's wife has lots OF confidence in
him. How do you know" "She lets
him pack his own trunk"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

did your daughter make q good record
at collegeT yes; she came away with
out getting engaged to a professor"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

ct can't understand how some people
always have a good time wherever they
go. That's easy enough; they take II
along with them"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

.Are you in favor OF an alliance with
England?'' "Not unless that nation calls
home the English sparrow"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

-.ToE-oUM" CURES COINS
Or money hack. 1sc At all druggists.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

FITS PermAnentlyCurod- Nohts or nervousness after
hrst days use Of DR.. kline's Great Nerve Restorer
send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatlse-
Dh * b. kLNE. Ltd. 93l Arch 81, PhilAdelphiA. Pa
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

what Is a parvenu?' That's what
the man who got rich yesterday"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

I'm a 9elf-made man" why didn't
you borrc v somebody's patternr
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1898-08-20

sfWhat Is q non-combatant, Uncle Alb
nerr "A non-combatant h a man who
thinks he would so to war II his wife
would let him.