New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-11-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TALK or THE DAY.
t,nv and Criggs's Settled policy" ard Doanei ;
TOO late" we shall repent (Springheld H'pu''''
| All right; 20 ahead with the repentance; but
don't forget to bring forth fruits meet for re-
/ pentance.
Patrick WILKINSON who lives wiz his .o sSn-i IN
law G. T. Morrison. out on RcydS 'rech on
Tuesday east his siyty-nnth cqnSecu upe, yfnrs
cratic vote. Mr. Williamson WI. o. n.y. ~ Reno.
old December next, and cast 9s hLSt 'I ina
! dlv until Tuesday he has never missed voting AZ 4
regular general election, and mas never II ir III W.,
son is the father Of eleven children grandfather OF
forty-one and at-grandfather OF i9rty, mdklHs
feet health and bid, fair 10 live to cast many more
! Dcmocratir votes. We doubt If there Is anot Me-
! man in Kentucky with Sucn = pai'' 'e'o'' q" '''
| Villa mson.-(G .asGo" d<yJ News
Albert Ham. a farmer. Of West Dresden Me-
has an annie tree in his orchard which measures
nin. feet ten inches in circumference foot trom
the ground and the height Of six feet the
! trunk branches into four limbs almost as
large. It's great limbs are full OF crooks anu
arrl,s but the whole makes a most shapeiy tree
I, Il, ovor a century old. and has borne well for
! zach year Of the forty-seven 1t has been in MT.
! Hams possession. One year 1t gave MIN lort'
/ three bushels Of good apples
At Davenport soldier was brought before .f. the
commanding officer for selling part OF MS R' wife"
tho following dialogue took place. ~, . ..,,
Coionel~Now Private Murphy. why did you sell
P,ivate Murphy-Td worn 'em for two years
sorr and thought they were my own propssrH, ho
| Colonel-N Nothing Of the sort sir. Ihese ooo'S oe
PrvSc Murphy I'm sorry s s@rr o but Of
/ didn't know the lady took tweiVes' 'Oo"apSe u
colonel D., Tit-Bits.
The Roy Everett Bean OF Portland. Me. is
member Of the local football team. The captain OF
the Hallowell (NIeJ football team is the Universal
ist pastor Of the city These gentlemen pound the
hail on weekdays and expound the Bible on sun
days.
vo Snare Hours-Nr Hayseed arriving at city
hoteD s,Pose | KIN near H5 the gong mere VINE" J"
Gierk-We hay no gong We nave ,ns grf frHn
~ r. Hayseed- Jehosaphat. How am l to git time
to see the city ?-( New-fork Weekly.
"Tbe Chicago Chronicle" says that a teacher in
one of the local schools was instrucung class OF
small children in mineraogy the other day en-
deavoring to make clear 70 their young minds
what a mineral really Is. Standing before them
! she began In her clear voice: "A mineral Is an
| in ,rpanic homogeneous substance OF definite.
or approximately definite. chemical compositions,
! found I'm nature. DO you understand me? Come
! nov Won all have seen minerals And your moth
ers and fathers have told you the names OF Them
! haven they? OF course they have. Now. can any
one tell me the names of three minerals?
Teasing Friend What makes that new baby at
your house cry so much Tommy? 8, ,,or,. mich.
and anyway il all your teeth were OUT; ana your
hair on and your legs 50 weak you cGu
(New-O Orleans Times Democrat
The First Presbyterian Church Of Philadelphia
will commemorate the 40th anniversary OF It's ex-
istence on Friday OF this week
vIsitor-And what Is the special distinction Of
this theatre -
Actor~I,- Fllegende Batter
,rbera was no response and she continued Have
NOT some of YOU been and seen minerals on ex-
hibiton?" one little girl raised her hand 1
! Thought so Mary will name three minerals Mary
| arose. and putting her hands behind her. hSped:
"Aponlnaris vchy and seltzer
Iohnnie's Version-Teacher- Yes. children ~ a
very good proyerb-"When You put your nand n 10
Won Ike up your mind to do thing you must do
it wi,h al your might. without regret ana paving
Ii ttl, how repcat the proverb for me? All yes
T fh,,'o 'y y.ill What is IT, Johnnie?
Inbnnie with a broad smile Of triumph When
| YOU rlts to ploughn' don't ruhber'-(Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
In the museum OF Wellesley College there has
! lust been placed photograph OF Mt ana MIS-
Henry NJ stanley across the mat or which MIS-
stanley better known as Dorothy Tenant has
written:
AMI Ger tho hills and far away
Beyond their utmost purple rim.
Through ali the world she followed him
objection i'm Logic.-"Unless ye repent. 50 like
wise shall ,e all perish" Numbered the missionary
Young Man Not- Anybody s-Else- Horses,
mo leading shirt OF the Nuskrat Lake John Stuart
Mil club rose in some agitation go
/ How" - asked not uncarnestly. 30 you recon-
ellie what YOU say with the dctum that the only
GOOD Indian Is a dead INDIAN
showing cOnclusiVely that the ahorigine can be
diaicctic. IL not enlightened -tDetroit Journal.
The negroes OF jamaica speak very queer sort
, t-pclish 4 correspondent Of The Philadelphia
rocorl" saws. II singled out cOal-back fellow
q, a clean white suit because he looked the most
Intelligent and In reply 10 my question what he
would charge 10 convey a trunk. TWO handbags and
, c,rnera to the Custom House. he said: Marin
lady, dat quick-quckie fe quattie f. III tings an
inner O.. tunk' What on earth he meant | had
m ,l.o until after several repetitions. each yelled
I Louder than before. as II by that means TO arouse
nv duu understanding an obiging bystander
familiar with what Is known as 'Quashie English
translated the porter's words to signify that he
would 40 IN. lob very quickly for quattie or one
ouarter of an English siXpence Uhree cents In our
money, for carrying each OF the small pieces. ana
a tanner a slxpence FOR the trunk
Temperature Study.-S he-They say that cold
hands are a sign OF a warm heart.
Ue-Yes. and a cold bottle ID Z sign OF not
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