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Wood. Wood.

Best grades of Dry Fir and Oak Wood
always on hand for sale at minimum
rate. Jos. T. PETERS.
Phone %.
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For Five Dollars you can buy a Camera
that will take larger pictures than any
other Camera on the market. For sale
by Clarke & Falk. If
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ing her pain. Brown, who go heroicalIy
rescued the child, was badly burned on
his hands and arms. Today the child
died of her injuries.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11

A nicely furnished room for rent. For
particulars apply at this Office. 1913 1w
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11

Use Clarke & Falk's Quinine HAN
Tonic for dandruff and falling hair. Il
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11

PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS
AND sECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARS
Attached to all Through Trains.
Direct connection at San francisco with Occi
dental and Oriental and Pacific mail steamship
lines for JAPAN and CHINA. Sailing dates on
application.
rope. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU and
AUSTRALIA, can be obtained from
]. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent.
Through Ticket once, 1874 Third street, where
through tickets to all points in the Eastern
States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at
lowest rates from
J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent.
All above trains arrive at and depart from
Grand Central Station. Fifth and Irving streets
YAMHILL DIVISION.
Passenger Depot, foot of Jefferson street.
Leave for OSwEGo, daily, except Sunday, at
1920 a. M; 1890, 1:55, 5:15, 6:25, $500 p. m.
(and II 80 p. m. on Saturday only, and 900 a. m
Portland daily at *6:40 and $3.50 m; and 1:35,
$40 p. m. on Sundays only).
Leave for Sheridan, week days, at $3.50 p. m
Arrive at Portland, $3.50 a. IN.
Leave for AIRLIE on Monday, Wednesday and
Friday at $40 a. m. Arrive at Portland, Tues
dav, Thursday and Saturday II 800 p. m.
Except Sunday. +*Except Saturday.
r. KUELLER, G, Fl. MARKHAM,
Manager Asst. G. F. q Pass. Agt
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11

Ask your grocer for Clarke & Falk's
pure concentrated favorlng extracts. tt
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11

You need have no boils if you vii
take Clarke & Falk's sure cure for boils
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11

The Vive Camera is the best in use
For sale by the Postoffice Pharmacy.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11
Wood for Sale.

Oak and pine, leave orders at Richard
sons blacksmith shop on Third street.
9-l7 3mo II. II. FLEMING.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11

One Minute Cough Cure, cures.
That is what 1t was made for
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11
Personal MENTION.

EN-. Chandler is in the city from
Wamic today.
Miss L. Hastings is a visitor in the
city from Boyd.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carpenter are in town
today from Goldendale.
F. N. Jones returned to his ranch near
Deschutes this morning.
Miss Lena Liebe returned last night
form a short trip to Portland.
A. NJ. Kelsay and wife went to Port
land on the boat this morning.
G. G. Blakeley is in Portland attend
ing the Pharmaceutical convention.
Miss Mary Keys came up from Port
land Saturday and is visiting friends
here.
Surveyor Sharp left today for Antelope
in the interest Of the Eastern Oregon
Land Co.
Miss Ida Ward has been in Portland
for the past week and returned on the
Dixon last night.
j. johnson came up from Portland
yesterday, and left this morning for his
home near Deschutes.
\ Mrs. w. o. Hadley came down this
Fmorning from Moro, and will visit her
{ brother, Mrs. L. Clarke.
ALBERT Fuller and wife spent yester-
day in the city, returning to their home
in Kiickitat county today.
Mrs. H. w. French, who has spent
Some time with her mother in Portland,
returned home last night.
-" Mrs. Waffle arrived in the city on the
morning train and will visit her
dauubter Mrs Henry Fowler.
Mr.. S. Wilson and son, Guy. arrived
in the city this morning from Star, Iowa.
and will remain about week.
j.. N. Baird, A. H. Minter and G. A
Bauer arrived in the city last night and
are guests at the Farmers Hotel.
Carey Jenkins left this morning to at
tend tile business college in Portland
and his brother, Edward, will enter the
dental college at Tacoma.
Mrs. Stacy Shown came up from
Seattle Saturday to attend the wedding
of her sister and is visiting with hel
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd.
Miss johnson, who for the past thret
months has been i'll in the Portland
hospital, came up on the boat yester day
on her way to her home in Boyd.
Mr.. VIM. Keys, Sr., who has been il
ST. Vincent's hospital at Portland for thr
past three months, has returned to th'
city and is confined to his room at thi
Umatilla House.
His Dalles friends are glad to again
greet Mr.. j. g. O'Leary on the streets o
our city, and hope to see him soon b.
able to throw down his crutches ant
move about as lively as of yore.
Pendletop dispatch savs. Ssturda,
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11
THF EXCELLENCE OF SYRUP OF FIGS

is due not only to the originality and
simplicity of the combination, but also
TO the care and skill with which it is
manufactured by scientific processes
known to the CALIFORNIA FIe SYRUP
Co. only, and we wish to impress upon
all the Importance of purchasing the
true and original remedy. AS the
genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured
by the CALIFORNIA FIe SYRUP Co.
only, knowledge of that fact will
assist one in avoiding the worthless
limitations manufactured by other paA
ties. The high standing of the CALI
FoRNIA Frs SYRUP Co. with the medi-
cal profession, and the satisfaction
which the genuine Syrup of Figs has
given to millions of families, makes
the name of the Company guaranty
of the excellence of its remedy. It is
far in advance of all other laxatives,
as it acts on the kidneys, liver and
bowels without irritating or weaken
ing them, and it does not grippe nor
nauseate. In order to get its beneficial
effects, please remember the name of
the Company
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL
LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK. N. 2.
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which they were advertised:
Burgman, a L Burganson Chas
Beard, w P Blether, Sadie
Brenster, Fred Baker, Frank
Barr, Robt Blakely, Josephine
Croulley, John w Carlson, q
Cover, E L Crawlet, Lucy
Dennis, V Dorcas, Chas
Dye, Walter H Foster, Isaac
Goffney, ] NJ Gillian, Will 6
Goldraup, ] A Haskelman, Lillian
Helm, NJ Jones, T.
Lauham, May Louren, May
Murgeins, Josie Murch, Nellie
McGlover, Robt Mcdaniel, Orvliia
Patterson, WO Patterson, w U
Richardson, Julia Stephenson, 6
Stoller, T P Skst, May
Thomas & Whitney Elmer, Toner
Taylor, Emma Ward, Hazel
Ward, j w Wells, w L
]. A. CRossEN.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11

DeWitt's Little early Risers,
The famous little pills.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11
SUMMONS.

TN THE CIRCUIT COURT of the State of Ore
i gon for Wasco County.
Mable Cannon, plaintiff,
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11
SECOND STREET.

He csr1ies full stock of new ami second
hand furniture, and is prepared to buy furniture
of those who desire to leave the city' paying a
reasonable price for the same.
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Advertised Letters.

Following is the list of letters remain
ing in the postofice at The Dalles un-
called for October IL, 1898. Persons
calling for the same will give date on
ruhich thew we're advertised.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-10-11
0. R. E N.CO
TIME SCHEDULE.
FROM DALLES.

Salt Lake, Denver, FIT.
Worth, Omaha, Kan
sas City, st. Louis
Chicago and East.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

Friday a letter was received by resi-
dent " mis- city from Manila, dated
June g. II l. i1ng distance 10 travel
ard some allowance mula be- made but
a,u IL came a. A collect" letter and
fhr postal clerk could NO md " TN
be had rune over his packages three
tinrca. tn receiver 81 the letter re-
ceiv,d a rpNice. witch h. believes re-
lated 10 this letter. over mnhih ago
and mo same clerk thsn declared ne
coud mt md Il ~ al. 10 In all pfoba-
MY the letter has been lying In the
pDs.0ficr herr an this tine Those VINO
have relatives or friends In the army
or navy ahiltd are always anxious 20
hear ffusn them. and such business NJ
fhe fer,guing d.srloses j. 60 be re-
rretsed no say the icast of u.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24
Delighted with Salt lake.

Mrs. c. II. Leslie of quincy. H.. made
a pleasant call a; mis- ONCE ias, even
Ing. The lady has been on a vlni, to
CIV coa,t aid r. on her way Bast. This
II her third visit 10 tins city and she
stated tisit she had tligrn a special lik-
ing to Salt Lake. AMI always made =
a point TO stop over here fr short
time. Mrs. farllr expressed her graft
tude 20 the Denver \ RIO gaude, over
which rhe Travelled. for the courteous
treatment she received The hdy LEI.
Nat evening tot her houc In the BaHi.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

German Meeting In the Assembly 1ail :"
i2uciock noon.
scandlnavlan Meeting In the Assembly
Hall ~ 10 a. m.
Home missionaries in the city wards
tomorrow evening
The News IL requested 10 publish inc
followinri
The Twentieth quorum on Elders WI.
meet In tho Gf1nger ward meeting
houri tomorrow. Sunday. at y. IN.
The regular monthly mecilng. 81 the
Firu Elders quorum VIII be held IN
m Fourteenth ward next Monday
evening az 5iaS O'Clock. a full attend.
ancc IL desired.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

The general conference u the Relief
Society VIII be held IN the Assembly
Hall, Salt Lake city, Wednesday. Oc-
tober Q, lbs. mcvting commencing AZ
10 a. ~. and z .. NJ, al usual. II ID
Of the society should be represented
by the prendent of an authorised rep
rcfentativc. Al members ~ the so
sicty and o. the Church are most cor
uiully Invited. The meetings u the
conference are open o. an interested
IN charitable or phllanthr1plc work.
zlNA d. n. YOUNG.
President.
JANE 3. RICHARDS.
BATHsHEBA w SMITH.
CounHelorn.
l.. Il. WELLS.
Secretary.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

In order to accommodate the Saints
who will come to the approaching Cen
sral Conference, baptisnn VIII be per-
FORMED In the Temple on Monday Oct.
ard, and the other ordinance work on
the two days following, Tuesday aud
"wednesday. 9TH and bih).
The building will close on the even
ing OF oct. 9th and reopen the follow
ing Monday. toct. 10TH.
LORENZO SNOW,
President
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

Those viii be n business meciing Of
the National woman's Relief Society
he'd In the SAT- Lake Assembly Hail
on Monday. October .. at ., m. II Il
very desirable that all members should
be prcscnt.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

The Board Of Education recently
adopted rule which will require all
pupils In the public schools who arr
loaned books belonging 10 the Board
70 provide hook-sacks In which Ia
carry such books to and from their
homes. To enable pupils TO comply
with this rule We have added % our
large stock OF stationery a complete line
Of school Bags and satchela from 10
cents 10 ti.25 each,
GEO. O. CANNOT a SONS co
Now Book Store ! and % Main 81
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24
RELIGIOUS SERVICES.

Regular services OF the church 81
Jesus Christ OF Lattcr-day Saints VII
be held tomorrow at 2 O'Clock IN IN
Tabernacle: Sunday schools IN IN,
various wards at 10 am. and meeting ,
In the city ward assembly rooms anu
.At....t ,.s..4a a. FulIInuas
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

Tho I.oxan Temple will colse for Con
ference ON Friday. Sept. gcih. and re-
open on Oct ioth, 1895,
~. W. MERniLi- President.
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WEATHER FORECAST.


rsr ,anirs and sunday. sss,lonary
tnmperltmre.
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salt Lake city. Utah.

Salt Lake city. Utah.
August ard isas,
The undersigned hereby gives notice
that u will on october lat. isls. r..
ducc the interest on savings deposits
10 -four per cent per annum. payable
quarter yearly.
lions SAVINGS BANK AND
TRUST COMPANY,
1, ; aud Main street, Salt LAX. city.
Utah
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

You may bride the appetite. but you
cannot brldle the liver TO 90 Its worA
we'll. You must be honest with H. help
II along a little now and ,heu with
dose Of liEitiiiNE. the best liver rHgu-
lator. Price 80 cents. z, c, Al. /. Drug
Dept,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

Great millinery Reception ~ =, q. Nj
Monday, Tuesday ana wednesday.
Sept. &C. "a and u.s.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24
SALT Lake AND OGDEN RAILWAY.
STOCKS AND INVESTMENTS.
Daily Time Table in efeot sept 10, lia

Utah Bank aud Commercial Stocks and
bought ana sold
Loans on stocks
Dividend paying stocks bought aud sold
Investment orders from Institutions, trus-
leesol sslates aud capitalists will receive
the beet OF attention.
80. JOHN q CUTLER. IN.
1sLiH adMain NJ
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ATOilTIIr on sioo.
a INV uoMr INpusrRY.

UTAH PEoPLE GENERALLY WILL M
Interested IN the fact that the Utah Rubber
and Manufacturing y are established AZ -
aud a superintendent OF many year. eNper
icnco In the manufactufn ~ pnckinrs to
make 70 oriisr all Sizes Of Easlrt. plain aud
sectional ring packinFs. etc. They arr Aisp
deaiors In giugu rlnsses waste, hctnn
square fias. graphite. bolt dressing. Ienklns
"a. Rainbow and all kinds of sheet pack mr..
etc Trial order, solicited and Satisfaction
Guaranteed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

Save your money and when you get
a Dollar. deposit u with Zl1ns Raylngs
Bank a Trust CO., 1. Q, 3 MA,n -. fhe
ofiicera and Directors ares WllfHrd
Woodruff. President; George Q. can
non, Cashier; Joseph y. Smith. l.arenz1
snow, r. q. Weber. llsher J, Grant.
Jamsn Jack, FFaaeis ". Lyman. An
gus NJ. Cannon, IsorIs l,iynllda. ~.
Il. clawson. l., John NuttalL
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FOUND.

LADIES CHATEILAIN BAG. yWNhad
eau have same tv proving pfupeib 80
Paying for this notice call Dcsero'
Office.
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srnAyED.

A LADYs LARGE BLAcK. CR0 t,,h
double shawl Apply ~ 90 W. lna No'''-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

mick COTTAGE. WITH iAiO LOT.
on mn East street. noar Lihnrty rark, Tor
house OF or % ruums aud not mare than q
rod, uf iandl VIII pay cash difference APP
pls aOi Mccormick block.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

A YouNu JERSEY MfLcH cows MUST
be cheap see Mrs J. ". Iaffei = West
First Nofth street
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

THE IRON CITY DISH WASHER
washes and dries your dishes In i've min.
uirs. washes mutt also sicaius pudding, etc
seventh hast
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

PAIR DRIVING uoRsrs. .LIGHT
wood blackboard. single aud double harness,
SHOTGUN. sot Of hHuruU m furniture. amp.
and china. aud o.hor household properly.
No T.. foit Douglas.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

McGuRRIN a co. y WEST, SECOND
Privilege OF payment AZ any Tina
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-09-24

scANENGEHs.
cTssPooL AND CLOSET WORK ALI
work dislnicetcd ~ hast Eighth south.
salt Lake city q. Dallimoro
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BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
POULTRY AM rnopucr.
WESTERN JUNK AND METAL yAnD.

MISSION SISn ca GoS Es, Ss rs2H s,Is, CON
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-03-10
SEEKING FOR A CASHIER:

Prairie Pete aad his strong Claim For the
Gold Greek job. 49,. ~'-... " z
When Bill Watson, ex-stagecoach
robber, ex-gambler and ex-saloon keep.
er. opened up = bank at Gold Greek,
about SO men became applicants for po
sitions. Nh. Watson announced, how.
ever, that he would only aee one appli-
cant at time and ordered them to fall
In line and take turns coming in. Prai-
RE Pete happened to head the crowd,
and az he entered the bankers private
Office the latter came down to- business
ut once and said. -.
Nov. Pote. thar only one job yero
that hain't fllled-that of cashier-and
the man: /: hire must be capable and
honest Dye know anything about the
bankin business?''
"Waal, l orter. " drawled Pete, with
q proud look, "seeiu as how I've robbed
more banks than any galoot in this
state.
And yer honest, hain't YEP" asked
the banker little anxiously.
why, cert ! am. When we ulster
rob stages, didn't allus divide sQuar'
with you?" 49,.
"Yes, that's fack, Pete. Ye allus
scted like all honest Imam those days
Now, how about countin cash? Kin ye
count purity fast?" =
II kin. When we was tarnin ont
hundreds o. counterfeit dollars, didn't !
ulster he chain lightnin on col,ntin 'em?'
Come to think O. it, SO ye did. An
other thing III pertickler about is this:
My cashier must know his bisness an
not be botheriu me every mint. Now,
if ye was cashier an some knss walked
in al held ye up what would ye do?''
I'D just 60 OH figgerin with one
hand an pop him over with tho other. :"
''Thut's hiZness, Pete, an like yer
methods Now, one more question.
Haiu't thar some solid bizness man in
this town who would b. wilIin 10 gin
yea bang up letter O. recommendashun?"
''Thar ure. Eill he's Texas Jack,
the resi- estate h.,A. Jack knows me
like u hook---we spent thros : 'ars in
Jail together-an be II gin me the high
est references in the land. Anything
more ye'd like to sssk?'' ~
ma that's Ill, Pete, an .ye lin hev
the Job. Excuse me fur akin 30 many
questions but . banker can't be too
skserful when be hires = cashier. .ye
know. a s. Lewis in New York
Sunday World. ..... .. :
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-03-10
Probate Novice.
First publication Feb. II. 1898.

First publication Feb. II. 1881
eonntS Sf Of Special
IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE OF CHRISTINA
ROSENBERG, deceased.
Letters OF administration the estate OF
Christina Rosenberg; deceaAd. late Of the
County of Marshall and State Of Minnesota. be-
ing granted to John Rosenberg;
1t il Ordered That six ponths be and the snme
is hereby allowed from Bnd after the date Of this
order. in which all persons having claims or de-
mands against the said deceased are required to
file the same in the Probate Court Of said Coun-
ty. for examination and allowance, or beforeYer
barred.
It js Further Ordered. That the fifteenth day
OF August. 1898. at 10 o'clock a. M, ut special
term OF said Probate Court; to he held at the
Prohnte Office in the City Of Warren ii, said
County, be ard the same hereby ia ap-
pointed as the time and place when and where
the said Probate Court will examine and adjust
said claims uiId demands.
And it Ia Further Ordered. That notice Of such
hearing b. given to all creditors and persons IN
terested III said estate by forthwith publishing
this order ONCE in each week for three successive
weeks in the WAhREN SHEAF. weekly newspaper
printed and published in said County.
Dated at Warren. Mimi, this eleventh day OF
February. A. d. 1898. ~ .l-.+ ~
BY the Court.
fsEAL1 .s-..-. l'EiEk ii. HOLM.
- r Judge OF Probate.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-03-10
Nearly an nopsDsn&.


It WAS dark night.
Slowly down the marble steps into
the garden stole 1.-the figure Of perhaps
$40 pounds.
In her hands she carried small par
Gel. 1t was Sar:toga trunk.
She was clad only in garments, with
the exception of her hat aud shoes and
stockings. 4 2s&.,
She glanced carefully around, and
seeing u, one she took . step forward.
"Ah, ha! FoiledV ~..... ....-
1t was u deep cry Of triumph.
A large man of feet inches EpranS
from the bushes aud seized the maiden.
In spite Of her struggles he bore her
into the house, q glow Of victory in his
eyes.
Was it stern parent ruthlessly pre-
venting his daughters elopement?
No. 1t was u calm suburban citizen,
and be was preventing his new cook
from jumping her job.-New York Sun
day World. .-...
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-03-10
The Old Man Knew Him.

An old Georgia negro. hearing that
his former master bad decided to enlist
in the Cuban army, said to him: =
"Marse Tom. doan' you do no SIGH
fool thing ez dat-doan' you do it?''
why shouldn't r.
"Kase, Marse Tom and here the
cid man lowered his voice-''you's got
touch er do rheumatism, en- you can {
run ez fast now ez you run en-durin er
de war. "-Atlanta Constitution.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-03-10
Modern JOurnAlisnn.

Great Editor-They have just intro
duced newfangled electrical chair at
Sing Sing prison, but have learned
there are doubts Of it's etficiency-in fact,
some experienced electricians say it
will not kill. Detail reporter to try
it. Ii be escapes, it will be the biggest
kind OF sensation.
City Editor-But what shall l do if
it does kill?
Great Editor-Get a new REPORTER
New York Weekly.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-03-10
From the Crossroads.

The bailiff whispered the judge of
tie county court:
"That one eyed witness says you re q
liar - ..~.-. -.....
"All right, . replied the judge. Just
zee that hes. securely handcuffed, an
when court ad5ourns I'll knock his
other eye out. Atlanta Constitution.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-03-10
Some EnGlish.

Some English.
English board school teachers can iii
produce charming examples Of naive
parental photography. Here are two
scraps from the correspondence OF GER
tain Australian mothers. The first is an
sxcuse:
Please, our, mi kids kant 60 to skule, % tbere
dlose'ls vyose hout; AZ thay kant git Hoa5' tsll
the Wheets could. '$ #
The next refers to clothing:
DEAR MR.---: Please send one par Of solEsto
A. . boy Of ten years old one par 70 At one nine
years Old one par TO htone seven years lwant
the three pars all cast iron Stockings
London Globe.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-03-10
kl0udike C0urtsllip.

maria, called the cid gentleman
from the head of the stairs, lis that
young man down there yet?''
Yes, papa" replied the truthful
maiden
We'll, if be intends to go home be-
fore morning he'd better begin to say
good night. The Sun will be up in less
than two weeks New York World.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-03-10
No Aistakes.

Mature never makes q mistake in
giving the animals on the globe their
appropriate location, remarked Uncle
Allen Sparks = the Asiatio elephant.
for instance, had been placed in the
north frigid zone. think what it would
cost the poor creature for ear muna -
Chicago Tribune.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1898-03-10
1t Does.

why, nc. ~ said she decisively, II
cannot marry you, of course. Why, Ig.r
SIS week. while you get only S.
"Well." he persisted persuasively,
THAT makes $33 week. now, doesn't
it?'-Somerville Journal.