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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-05-16
ST000ARD & ROSS, MissouIa, Montana
Real Estate--City and Country

Bitter Root lands for sale in all parts
of the valley. Small tracts. I to 10 acres.
near Missoula. A few acres of 6-year-old
fruit trees.
Write Us For Particulars
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UNDERGRADUATES AGENTS TO
Introduce a new household article:
quick seller; territory given respsonsi-
bic parties. M. Bien Il Son. Deer Lodge.
Mont.
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FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS.

FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS.
FOR sALE-FULL-BLOoDED JERSEY
bull, a beauty. cheap If sold at once.
Cor. Washington and Aluminium sts.,
Butte.
1898 BICYCLES DOWN TIC S5.oo-NEw
1898 Model Ladies' and Gents Bicycles
are now heing sold on easy condiccns as
low as s.; others outright at Sl3 Is. and
high-grade at $l9.9 and S22 50, to be paid
for after received. IL you will cut this no.
tice out and send to Sears, Rosbuck a.
Co, Chicago. they will send you their 1888
Bicycle Catalogue and full Particulars.
sale cheap. Inquire 4l4 Hickory, Ana
conda.
FOR SALE-LoDGING HOUSE. Is
rooms, good location. steam heat, new
furniture; great bargain If taken at once.
Call or address A. c. Brigham & Co.. 10
w. Broadway. Butte.
FOR S~ALE-SODA FOUNTAIN, MAR
BILE top. 3 tanks glasses and complete
OUTFIT: cheap for cash. II. f. H., Stand
ard. Butte.
o SALE-CHEAP. ONE POOL AND
one billiard table. Kinds a Co, McDer-
mott Hotel. Butte.
FOR sALE-vERY CHEAP. FURNI-
ture of IA rooms at 13 w. Platinum.
Butte. Families can purchase anything
they need from 25c up.
FOR SALE-NEW BUGGY AND HAIR
ness at a sacrifice. go f. Park. Butte.
FOR SALE-LEASE ON MAIN ST
store, between Park and Broadway:
rent SOS. Lynch & Bachelor. New Bee
Hive building. Butte.
FOR SALE - 5000 o F~IRST-CLASS
brick. Inquire 500 n. Main. Butte.
FOR SALE-CHEAP. 4 II. p. UPRIGHT
engine and boiler; almost new: also a
No. 10 Star screw cutting lathe. Bishop
& Kern. Missoula.
FOR S~ALE-wHITE wYANDOTTE
eggs for Matching. A. +. Hunters strain:
81 per Is. Tom Jenkin. Gunderson. Mont.
MONEY TO LOAN.
$4,000 TO LOAN IN SUMS TO SUIT ON
Butte real estate or chattels: terms rea-
sonable see us for fire insurance. Yoder
a Jackman. - f. Broadway. Butte.
MONEY TO LoAN-CoBBAN LOAN &
Realty Co.. - w. Granite St. Butte.
I HAVE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS
to loan on Anaconda realty. NJ. J. Fftz-
Patrick, a6 Il. Com'l ave. Anaconda
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ROOM us North Tain St..
isOONi Tel. 7o4. Butte, Montana
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WANTED-A POSITION AS ASSIST
ant bookkeeper. Address NJ, Standard,
Butte.
SITUATION WANTED BY YOUNG
man: any kind of work: position as
salesman preferred. Address c. o., Stand
ard. Butte.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. BY GIRL.
Inquire rear Austrian store, 5I9 r.. Fark
ave-. Anaconda.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
wANTED-A FOLDING BED. ROOM Is.
the Avon, Alaska St. Butte.
WANTED A WELL FURNISHED
house. 8 or 6 rooms, for summer or per-
manent: highest references given. Advise
at once, Williams. Standard, Butte.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ROOM AND
board for young married couple; West
side preferred. X. Standard. Butte.
wANTED-HORsEs TO PASTURE ON
McCleary ranch. w. T.. hughes. Leave
orders AT X. o. d.. Grocery, Butte.
wANTED-PARTNER WITH 500 IN
well established business. and take
charge Of same. Address $. N, $50 f..
Broadway, Butte.
FOR RENT-ROOMs.
FURNISHED ROOMS, FINE LOCA-
ton; newly papered and thoroughly
renovated; bath. gas. use of parlor and
piano; board If desired: terms reasonable.
i15 w. Mercury St, Butte.
FOR RENT-NICELY FURNISHED
rooms. PIP w. Broadway. Butte.
FOR RENT-PLEASANT ROOMS WITH
bath; new house. sol f.. Third ST.. Ana
conda.
FOR RENT-TwO OFFICES AND
nicely furnished rooms. 40 f. Granite,
Butte.
FOR RENT-FURNISHED ROOMS FOR
housekeeping. 531 Kemper ave. Butte.
FOR RENT-FURNIsHED ROOMS.
with or without board: new house. new
furniture: bath included. Parker House,
l6 f. Gagnon Butte.
o RENT ROOMS IN LEYsON
block by day or month: free baths.
If YOU WANT A FURNISHED ROOM
go to the Mantle block. AZ W. Broadway,
near opera house, Butte.
FOR RENT-HOUSEs.
FOR RENT-6-ROoM COTTAGE WITH
modern improvements. near corner Cop
per and Excelsior avenue, West side. In
quire Fair Drug and Assay Supply Co,
liz T.. Park. Butte.
FOR RENT 4-ROOM FURNISHED
house. Inquire rear 62S w. Park. Butte.
FOR RENT-3-ROOM BRICK COTTAGE.
13 Hickory St, Anaconda.
FOR RENT-FURNIsHED HOUSE. p
L. Platinum, Butte.
FOR RENT-S-RooM HOUSE. INQUIRE
at 20 s.. Idaho. Butte.
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
FOR RENT - THE FINE LARGE
store at sc E. Broadway, Butte. Sle-
mons & Lawlor. 4 f.. Broadway.
-
FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE.
A SNAP-HOUSES n LOTS. ONE ON
f. side and one on South: ) rooms each:
500 down and $5 per month; = lots left in
the Stevens add. cheap for cash. A. T..
Reek. room Z Silver Bow block. Butte.
o SALE-CHEAP. LOT 25xI4O AND
Broom furnished house. Inquire 4l6 Wal
nut St, Anaconda.
FOR SALE OR R~ENT-HOTEL. COR
ner Front and Birch SITS. Anaconda.
FOR SALE-MUST BE SOLD AT ONCE,
40 acres of the Cannon ranch. . miles
west of Missoula: good water right: land
all under cultivation. Address c., Stand
ard Office. Missoula.
FOR SALE-BUSINESS HOUSE AND
lot. f. Park ave. Anaconda. 81, 400. Ana
conda Real Estate and Insurance Agency.
205 T.. Commercial ave.
FOR -MIsCELLANEOUs.
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IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE STAND
ARD YOU DON'T GET THE NEWS.
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SITUATION WANTED BY YOUNG
man: any kind of work: position as
salesman preferred. Address G. o., Stand
ard. Butte.
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FURNISHED ROOMS, FINE LOCA-
ton: newly papered and thoroughly
renovated; bath, gas. use of parlor and
piano: board If desired: terms reasonable.
as w. Mercury st, Butte.
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$4,000

VIII be given TO any person tour en-
plOyes who can prove that any
artificial favoring Is used 20 impart the fine
aroma for which TRAISER'S
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FOR RENT-TWO OFFICES AND
nicely furnished rooms. 40 T.. Granite,
Butte.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. BY GIRL.
Inquire rear Austrian store. 5I9 Il. Fark
ave. Anaconda.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-05-16

% RENT-PLEASANT ROOMS WITH
bath; new house. sol f.. Third ST.. Ana
conda.
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nELP WAN1ED-FEMALE.
WANTED-TWO FIRST-CLAss DRESS
makers N6 X. Park ST.. Anaconda.
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FOR RENT-NICELY FURNISHED
rooms. PIP w. Broadway. Butte.
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WANTED A WELL FURNISHED
house. 8 or 6 rooms. for summer or per.
manent; highest references given. Advise
at once, Williams. Standard. Butte.
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wANTED-A POSITION AS ASSIST
ant bookkeeper. Address NJ, Standard
Butte.
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FOR RENT-HOUSES.

FOR RENT - 4-ROOM FURNISHED
house. Inquire rear 62S W. Park. Butte.
FOR RENT-3-ROOM BRICK COTTAGE.
13 Hickory St, Anaconda.
% RENT-FURNISHED HOUSE. %
L. Platinum. Butte.
FOR RENT-3-ROOM HOUSE. INQUIRE
at 2l0 s. Idaho, Butte.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ROOM AM
board for young married couple: Yves
side preferred. X. Standard. Butte.
Barre evening enterprise. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-1898, 1898-04-29

note that an Oxford scholar of nv
acquaintance, IT he wished il valuable
DOCK to be taken from tue 3odlcjnn
mnIary INTO the Radcliffe reading room
.hat ne might continue reading it after
inc library was closed, used to begin hv
asking leave for some uniouo ,,,,1
script and when that was refused a
BOOK somewhat less valuable, COMING
gradually down scale and being re-
FUSED with less emphasis, until ho
reached the book which alone he want.
co. when he would say, "At least Won
can have no objection to my taking
this. '-Cornhill Magazine.
Barre evening enterprise. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-1898, 1898-04-29
WARMING.

Inc legal voters of the City of Barre ar
hereby notified and warned to meet in Ar
mory Hall in Miles Block on North Mai,
street in the City of Barre. Vermont, on til,
INA oay OF May, 1898, at : 80 O'Clock p. H., t,
transact the following business:
FIRST. To see if the CITY will vote ia Inn,
or condemn any water system or works now
supplying water within the City, and if SC
what ones. ~
SECOND. TO see if the City will vote ia
instruct the city council to give permission 70
Any water system or works now supplying the
city with water, the right to extend or Inv
new lines of pipes within the City.
THIRD. TO see if the CITY will vote to in
Nlrurt the City Council to give permission to
any water system or works now in the CITY
lne r1ght to make new connections with their
pipes for the accommodation of the residents Of
the City. '' vi
FOURTH. To see if the City will vote to
put III water system of its own, and if so
where, and what system it will vote TO mt in
FIFTH. TO see if the City will vote TO nm.
lnorIze the City Council to make any lease or
other arrangements with any of the existing
wafer companies or works to bring the water
from Martin Brook, or from any other water
me CITY may purchase or condemn, into the
Cliy, aii,l II SO what lease or arrangements.
~ H. 10 see if the City will vote to
purchase or condemn the works of the Barre
ater GO. or any other portion thereof
SE\ EAIIi, TO see if the City will vote TO |
borrow money and issue its bonds, notes. or
othtr evidence of Indebtedness for nnv
d the purposes specified in the foregoing ur-
,lcleS OF this warning. and if it votes TO issue
Is bonds or notes to designate the rate Of in
trest, and time and place of payment, and
ne FORM or bonds, whether coupon or regis
FIGHT. TO do any other proper business,
Dated at the CITY of Barre, Vermont, this
list day of April. 1898. '''''
JOHN w. GORDON. Mayor
Barre evening enterprise. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-1898, 1898-04-29

People who are shut off from contin
uaI contact with their kind are ant +,
grow splenetic. Army officers who hav,
nVed Tor long periods at one connanz
post on tho frontier and the wives n,
these army officers may know sometime
ABOUT the difficulties of small proups of
human beings living together and low.
ing one another.
Keepers of lighthouses do not ALWAYS
get along together, and if there are two
lighthouse keepers and two lipbtbonso
Keepers wives the result is generally a
monkey and a parrot time.
Light housekeeping in lighthouses Nv
lighthouse keepers wives often leads IN
heavy work with rolling pins.
Even husbands and wives have been
known to quarrel Oh the HONEYMOON
Jour, not because they did not Ioyo one
another but because, being in foreign
countries they were cut off from tbfir
hlhd and We're forced to rely entirely ON
one another $ society 1t is one of tbo
weaknesses of human nature. Man 10
sregarious. When few individuals ,ro
Isolated, they nearly always Quarrel 49,
Exchange.
Barre evening enterprise. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-1898, 1898-04-29

Daudct had a lurking Kindness f.,
sinners. He pitied them, for bo co,,l,
not sec how in the long run thew con- !,
succeed IN anything. But the self rirLt
eous Wero moro offensive to him
MINK ne was right in saying that N.
anu women who pass for having nevor
sihhed are unpleasant compaujons ,na
from the day of Judgment standard
perhaps the worst sinners of all TLo
Heisipiilty shown in ".Jack" and oth.r
morhS dld lot extend to animals. Dan.
Get though cigalier, was deaf to Il q
chlrp OF grasshoppor and cricket Rir
nave no place i'll his rural sketches H.,
could not understand the toncli,
beauty or the last friond' at tho No.
man funeral. Animals were sim,,.,
brutos to DAudot At lcst tbo,, !'.'
warnings to human beings NOT to H.,
mercy TO eat, sleep and leave poster;,v
peilhu them They sometimes woro
vices 'llcarnate. Such were the fox two
nei toHt' tho scorpion, What Il selfish
,le"i'i'SS thlng the ant wasl If he'd -
heaa II yon will, but it was fine ,ort GO
mead that organizes labor in snotv t, VI
.ofy towns. The dog was the hn,tt1 ;"o
, , OF any Daudet fled from n,nr,'
room where he saw a landau
aflS Letter Ill London Truth
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THE TROUBLESOME DUST.
Why the Scientist Appreciates 1t More
Than the Housewife.


The bane of the ideal housekeepcr 8
life is dust, and yet this seemingly in
significant, exasperating dust has been
a study of scientists for century
"When a beam of sunlight enters q
darkened room, it can be seen along Its
whole course" says one writer. 1.-The
light is reflected to every side and made
to reach the eye by the dust in the air
Of the room. We do not see the sun
beam. but the dust which is illumined
by it. AS unimportant as this curious
stuff seems, it plays a conspicuous part
in nature. 1t is what makes the sky APP
pear blue, and when we look at the sky
we see the dust illuminated by the sun.
Light goes through all the gases-tho
dust catches it, reflects it in every d.
rection, and so causes the whole atmos-
phero to appear clear, in the same way
that it makes the sunbeam visible in
the dark room.
"Without this strange, wonderful
dust there would be no blue sky 1t
would be as dark or darker than Oh moon
less nights The glowing disk of the sun
would stand Immediately against the
black background, thus producing blind.
ing light where the suns rays fall and
deep black shadows where they do not.
1t is to dust that we owe the moderately
tempered daylight adapted to our eyes,
and 1t Is dust that contributes to the
beauty of the scenery. The finest dust
gives the blue tone to the sky, while the
'oarser kind produces an almost black
appearance.
1.-The clouds consist of dust and va.
'or If there be only little dust, all
he vapor is precipitated upon it, and
o loads the clouds with water that they
Ink in heavy drops to the ground.
Without dust the vapor .would penetrate
ouscs, making everything mold with
amp. We should feel upon going out .
nat our clothes were becoming saturat-
d and umbrellas would be a-useless
rejection 1t is hard, indeed, to con. S
eve how different everything would
II there were no dust. This trivial 1
stuff has its considerable uart l
l'the processes Of nature, and there is
UGH of the wonderful and mysterious I
ncealod in its tilmy PARTICLES. DO. l
oft Free Press. a
Barre evening enterprise. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-1898, 1898-04-29

Ieoplc III Raleigh, at least. will "a
member with pleasure the olouuent dis
courses here some time ago of Dean
hart OF Denver-the clergyman with
I'M Irish face and an English voice. He
haa the oloquence of one and the TO-
business of the other. This robustness
Is not confined to his sincere treatment
ana simplicity. 1t is in the man where.
after all, eloquence resides Here is an
Interesting story told me by promi.
Ient gentleman in Raleigh who knows
tomething of the early life of the dean.
1t was in Denver during the cowboy
ana desperate days. There was a row
or barrooms-they constituted about the
chlef business houses along the narrow
streets Of tho pioneer prairie town.
Dean Hart was then young man, and
his force was making itself felt even
among these almost abandoned men.
Inc gamblers and drink house keepers
grew FESTIVE They could not stand apv
shoci! or good deeds, but they had
certain Kind Of open handedness and
nFutal lral'kness with all their hayward
habits CT life, They gave the Young
80 MANY days to get out Of
Town. lie refused to go and kept on
with his work. Pluck is pet quality
WIN these men, and the young man had
it. -''''
ono ct tho most desperate of the =
lance ball keepers camo to him and
'"la' ouhg man, like you because
'ou arc game. Come to my shanty Tn.
'lSht aud preach, and no ono shall
'arm hair of your head" The voung
nan was there, and his audiencel A
loud OF smoke and wide brimmcd hats.
'lth pistols and knives in their belts.
ne stage was crowded with the same
ma Aut the boss man and his follow.
rs Aept their keen eyes primed for bust. 4
cs9, ;.nd tho young man proceeded He
ana there. He has been there ever 4
nee lie built at first u small church. Y
o Is row dean CT the Denver cathe.
al Raleigh News and Observer.
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A FARMERS OPINION,
This Information TO Farmers Around
Barre is Worth More than the
Present Value of Bin Full
of Grain.

: ~ ~. n
=, IN fa>' Barre, about five miles from Barre
Io.l once there lives good. honest, hard
W'rNln@ ti!ler of the soil, named WATSON T..
n ioM i!N' EYER! other sensible farmer, Mr..
as he wa, looking over his Barre weekly. his
eye rhahrtt to catch reading notice which
pronel bonanza for him and frightened up
MS Tagging spirits over the low price of grain
ah'' Farm produce. and the high price of com
lhodltle> winch are necessary for IL farmers
existence. \ farmer reasons in bis own pc
r , WAY and he calls a spade Il spade. so
VII DOW says quietly to himself II want just
arr n lrl.eH xxi. a. noans Kidney Pills. If it
will cure my lame back. However mmrh r,o ~
may result from one box. little or no harm
can enSue When in Barre Mr.. Dow made
some inquiries at Eaton'> drug store about the
Barre evening enterprise. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-1898, 1898-04-29
A Fine New BICYCLE.
Central Vermont Railroad.
Time-T able.
DIRECTED TO JAN. 20, lsps,
al I2n i

DIRECTED TO JAN %. lsps
rar1 leave Barre daily, except Sunday n. col
JWs
GOING SOUTH
r.lU \. NJ .-MAlL. For Boston Via. laval -,
htchbuIg; New York via. Spripyt,,n ,,,,,
All Ne" England psints. Purlor ear / n 10.
80 Ton va. DWELL without change.
tX.CC +. FAST EXfkkSS For Bos,o,, yin
Lowell, New York via. Springfield anuvj,,
NJ" London. Buffet parior car to BosI,,,
do 4. NJ LOCAL PASSENGER. For n r,t
NJ ID Randolph, and White River
junction, connecting with mixed
train for Windsor.
AI.OO +. N.-NluHr EAPkhsS Leave. K..r,.
week days only, but leaves Montoeier ~ an
An, daily including sundays. Due Kn..
ton VIA. Lowell daily SIS An Hns,o, ria
sn.nourg daily, $50 A. NJ; New York f.x'
W. SUNDAY ll.2o An. On Suuda\h runs
10 Springfield, only. agner sleYnt,I c-,Is
"'''o'i v IA lowell and to Sprinxii.lu
osn GOING NORTH.
0'oC A. M.-loCAL hXPKEsa Fo, R,r,,
ton 81. Adams Richfoi d , and Roma, p',;n,
Eu ~ at Essex Junction with exur... tn,
:, n. an pom on Rutland X. IL. W.
o'oo L. MAJ IL. For Burlinvton Ku,l,,d
'oi'uee junction, 81 .lilal. Nm. raul
Nor"oou' Ogdensbursh. Wa.,.r Ir'
Car to Montreal wagner fafior
jaw M'-.,At KISS for Buriiupton =, 4,
oans, ana Montreal. Pullman sl.r,in,, 4
-tohtpeiier JUNCTION 70 Chicago u,1,n,
chahse Due Chicago .. U r.M. maxi ,,''t'.
'onnecth at 'krseA Junction TOR NJ ~.
Via. Iutianu ana lru, '"e
Barre evening enterprise. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-1898, 1898-04-29
NOTICE.,

10 l.J. Bolster and all persons interested
on and each of You are hereby notitie,
Ila' the lty of Barre has decided TO Inv ont :,
gree commencing ON the easterlv line OF
washington street, on the land of the said
i'' ~ i,"Hlef KNOWN Is the Dalbeor land. and
fN'tnI'li@ el'terlN across the center of said
"'id 10 me cemetery land; and we. the under
N'Sicd' street commissioners of the said CITY
OF f';'ri". have appointed the 18th ,Inv of MAY.
-. - lN9S, at the City Council Room, in the
:"'H NY OF Barre. at the hour of one o'cIorL
III '3e alternoon as the time and the place for
me nearing OF all persons interested upon the
'aH'h@ out OF said street and thcawarj of land
uaiLiIaSe>, ana from which the UNDERSIGNED
WA proccd to examine the premises and con-
nn'er lne question of the public good and the
t ,' Sehience ana necessity of Individuals in
'ne iaiIng ont of said street; and the under
S Sa';,. w'l meet ut the time and place above
ia, na1eI at the City of Barre this 10Th day of
+. Il. CUTLER, Street, .iorors
H. {. PATTERSON, CITY nf R.rro
Barre evening enterprise. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-1898, 1898-04-29
"OlD COMPARISONS"
An Eccentric Westerner who Las Gain
the Sobriquct

t An Eccentric Westerner who las Gaine,
the Sobriquct
The people around the little nlountai,
town, says tho Yakima Wash. } Herald
called him "Old Comparison, and
knew III general way why the sobriquet
nad been given him, but did not, during
my months stay, have an opportunity
TO test 1t, though | had a speaking ac-
qualntance with him. One day | WAS
passing his house and ho was sitting on
the steps of tho little vine clad porch
in front.
Good morning." l eaid. "It's a
lovely day.
FINER n silk" he responded.
how are you this morning."
"triskier n colt"
"How's your wife,"
"Pearter' II q pullet.'
1.-The weather is very hot and dry for
This season, don't you think:'
"Hotter'n run horse and drier'n a
clean Shirt . -
suppose you went to the wedding
last night in the meeting house? A
pretty BRIDE thought. -
"Purtier'n a speckled dog"
Inc young man is very rich, hear"
Rlcher'n fertilizer foot thick"
ny the way, are you willing to sell
me those saw logs Brown couldn' f take
off your hands?''
"Wllliner II girl to get spliced."
When can sec them?'
"Quickern a lamb can shake his
tail" Ao ND
AND the old man grabbed his hat and
'tlck and led the way to the river, offer.
ng no remark. but answering all ques-
ions as usual.
Barre evening enterprise. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-1898, 1898-04-29
SOMETHING JUST AS GOOD.


81 breakfast Coffee.
An east end ncn Wa@ advised sGm(
time ago not t. drink col GO, LIS doctGl
told him it helped to make bis I.,er ter
bid and his liver was doing its hoh; to
render life miserable 1or himself and All
the rest Of the family.
But no. he couldn't give up his two
cups at breakfast time. lie couldn Z
make the sacrifice. Nothing could take
the place Of the delicious Java and
Mocha mixed that he had learned to
love,
One day his wife suggested in mild
way that he might be Just as well sat
isfed with enc CT the brands Of imlta-
ton coffee. He almost frothed at the
mouth.
"That internal stuan' he cried,
mot much. The very first gulp would
settle me. I'd like to sec anybody try to
fool NE with a counterfeit Of that sort. "
He didn t notice that his wife quietly
smiled. But, strange to say, from that
time on he grew better. His bilious
tendency was greatly lcssened. He felt
like new man.
One day he met the Doctor
"Hello, doc!' he cried, I'm getting
better in spite of you -
"Givon up coffee. have you?" quericd
the smiling doctor.
Given up coffee: Not much. Comoes
all right"
a few weeks later he met the man
from whom he orders his groceries,
"Hello!' quoth the grocer. "How /
well you are looking!"
eyes" said the convalcsccnt, "I'm
feeling great deal better. F"
"By the way said the grocer, "you
seem to like that substitute Two been
sending you, .
"What substituted"
"Why, that substitute for cotIee.'
And he named one Of the humorous i'm
ltatioas of the fragrant berry.
"Ncvcr had cup Of it il the house"
said The Dilious man omphatically.
That's funny said the grocer. II
raven It sold your folks Il pound Of gen
llnc coffee in the last three months. "
The bilious man didn't say anything t
urther, but his thoughts were busy. {
he next morning he looked at his cup |
little suSplciously, bet he drank it -
Without tremor. Perhaps he fancied n
e detected the difference; perhaps not. e
'nyway, his wife still fondly imagines c
e doesn't know of the deception. - ),
lcveland Plain Dealer. g