The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1898-03-18
Editorial and Otherwise.

Balloons and trampS nave no visiole means
Of support.
1t is better to be up with the lark than down
with the measles.
Never wait for thing to turn up. Go and
turn it up yourself.
Reputation don't seem to make any differ |
ence with some people.
Marriage is not a failure as often as it is a
sort Of compromise on both sides.
Nothing hurts man like pinning faith to
wrong idea, and being scratched by the pin.
The man Who is willing to do as he would
be done BY, always wants to be done by first.
The average annual consumption Of wine iu
Italy Is about II gallons per head Of popula-
tim.
| A proposition has been made In change the
name Of the Mississippi river to United States
river.
The belle in the choir often brings more
young men to church than the bell in the
steeple.
Those who devote their time to the troubles
Of others make mistake; their own need at
tcntion.
The duke of Atholl takes the palm among
British peers as u many-title man. lie has
% titles.
II all husbands were deaf and all wives blind
Debs would have no need to push the millen.
mum along.
Nearly all the knowledge in the world has
been acquired At the expense Of somebody's
burnt fingers.
The Atlanta girl who objected to kiss "be-
cause somebody might tell" knew she could
not keep d secret.
When the fond mother creates n solar dis
turbance with her slipper her naughty of.
spring sees stars.
After all a married man has the advantage
Of a bsttleship. When he gets blown up he
knows what did II.
The yield Of salt per ton Of water is 81
pounds in the Atlantic ocean, 10 in the Pacific,
and 1877 in the Dead sen.
A Southern huskirg bee, with slaves and
all, il announced as one Of the attractions at
the Paris exposition in 1900.
The "Rainy DAysy"i is the new name for the
new woman who advocates drcss reform and
suitable vet weather costume.
Certain men can commit wrong and moth
IA. 4 t,,,.
tother ia published to the world.
Mrs. Lola Small Jackson, the daughter Of
the evangelist, Sam Small, Is said to be pre-.
pairing for career on the stage.
The man who is 81 anxious to see more cur
rency in circulation could generally contribute
to that result by paying his bills.
A een,ua iu Ohio wants the government II
build its war vessels of lndiarubber, claiming
that cannons or torpedoes cannot pierce it.
Sanitarian is carried so far ip Illlnois that
the State Board of Health recommends the use
= Of individual cups at the communion table.
A Missouri bigan'ist pleads hypnotism in
extenuation Of his ol1ense. But when hypnot.
ism leads TO only one ofense It is nnt crime.
Mrs. Kingsberry, Of Atlanta, says kissing
is dangerous. That may be true, but are
Georgians cowardsf They love to brave the
danger.
II Grrmany's reputation Of American fruit
grows out Of the appearance Of our prnnes in
her boarding houses, there is some excuse for
her surliness.
The "patent outside" publisher who gets his
ready print by mail, surely cannot have much
. Of a circulation only four pounds are admit.
ted in the mails at time. q i.
Those who pay money to fortune tellers are
Ignorant that they have = better prophet at
home. Three hundreds years ago Shakespeare
: made a fool wish, "Then may set the world
. on wheels" We see the fulfllment.
+ A north Georgia town has \ Young man BY
the name Of Ban Huggin. II is said that the
girls are very fond Of Huggin; 10 fact, that
b. several Of them have Ben Huggin. II must
be awfui funny to have Huggin beau.
A movement is on foot to raise 81, 900, 900 foF
the erection Of the Texas Presbyterian Uni
NJ versity, which will probably be located al
fpS,,as. The aim iste make il ~ great sdu'
cstioual institution Of the lower Msslssipr
vslley.
A Western man has invented dinner pal
which has a lantern in one end, thus doinl
ID away with the ueccssity Of carrying an extri
: lantern, and preventing the food from freezing
during the day, as we'll as warming the coffee
. and eatables at noontirne.
A little boy of s,x and little girl Of egh
IN were looking q, the cloads one beautiful sum
mer evening, watching their fantastic shapes
when the boy exclaimed: "Oh, mamma, I SCI
dog 10 the Clouds" "Weli, Willie," replies
', his sister, at must bs sky terrier"
ID A Nsbraska editor 10 authority for the state
ment that women's cara are never frostbitten
and he explains the alleged fact BY sayinl
that the blood flowing from the heart q
v women 10 warmer than that Of men. Thi
oditor Is q very young man and Nsbrask
' ladies think hs 10 real nice.
: A very true aphorism 10 that ons which aayi
1.-THE polishing process 10 not always fcrtunas
v. far the object experimented upon. Pure oil
YER ean b. worn thin ~ paper, and shsw tru
6. metal sil the way through, but the plate
70 article must b. frightened carefully. and .
: must course souls, for their basis ID BRASS"
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