The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-03-02
ALI Sorts OF Paragraphs.

= Experience may be the best
teacher, but the tuition fees arc al
ways heavy.
- More marriages would be success
full if fewer men and women were
failures.
|. Is r0 wonder some Hounc look
fadcd-thcy arc always casting with
cring looks at the men.
= The maj who has no enemies
may Lc considered good, but it is u
question what he is gooG for.
- Cupid is IL wise little fellow. He
is always making matches, but never
marrics.
- Cats, unlike politicians, give
voice to most decided uttcranccs while
on the fence.
Whipping cough is the most distress
ing malady but its duration ran We cut
short by the n>e nj Ono Minute Cough
Cure, which is ai1o the test known reuns-
dy for Group and all lung and bronchial
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
= Shipments Of orangcsfrom South
crn California eastward now average
5000, 00e daily.
- Young Mother-What do you
think of the hahy? Isn't !. . !;t.le
peach? Bachelor Brother-Oh, yes,
Of course and You oughtto be thank
f,,1 that - ;cp't ,o;r
- Dir. Isaacs-[ sells you dot coat
at u gread sacrifice. Customcr-But
you say that Of all your goods. How
do you make Il living? Mr.. Isaa:s-
Mein %fricnt, l makes a schmall profit
on dc paper and string.
= 1t is rather ~paradoxical, 1ut true,
nevertheless, that it is the persons who
make the most trouble for themselves
who are always borrowing it.
- Counting is Il natural blessing.
1t teaches young people to speak mild
ly, especially if the old folks arc in
the next roo with the door open.
Don't annoy nthers 10y your coneh-
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cold. One Minute Cough Cure cures
coughs, colds, Group grippo and all
thro,t and lung Troubles. Evans Phar-
macy.
= y 50-ycur-old man down in New
Jersey, it is reported, is just learning
to talk. 1t takes most of us that
length of time to learn not to talk.
= You may test the true character
Of your doubtful practices by asking
yourself whether you would like your
boys to indulge III them.
= Jack--Admitting you re in the
wrong is never very pleasant. is it?
Joe-No, but it deuccd sight pleas
aatcr than having it demonstrated by
some other fellow.
We are a~nxions to do a little good in
this world and can think Of no plcasantcr
or better way to do 1t than by recon-
mendiug One Minute Cough Cure AZ Il
preventive uf pnouinuniH, %pti0n
and other serious luug troubles tha fol
low neglected colds. Evan Pharmacy.
- Old Nurse-Well, how do you
like your new little sister =? Berthe
Oh, Nursie, ask mama not to name it
a girl-namc it a boy so l can have a
kid to play with.
= Frank said his new boots squeak
ed very bad. When asked what the
reason was. he replied that he did not
know, unless it was 'the expression
I of two hurNcned so1ea
= Big Tom Hunter, of Yancey
county, n. G., says that during his
life he has killed 1l5 bears. In one
year he killed 81. He is So years old,
but only last week walked from home
to Ashcville. a distance Of 90 miles.
= Hunger and thirst shcw tho body
to be in a healthy condition. Hunger
and thirsting after righteousness show
the spiritual nature to be in a healthy
condition. blessed are they which,
do hunger and thirst after righteous
ness: for they shall be filed