Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-04-07
South Side.

South Side.
How are your measles and
mumps2
Too much rain is retarding oats
sowing and other farm work.
Have you read it9 LIS the most
important thing out-THE OUT-
LOOK.
All the elite in this section step
ped to cotillion and waltz time at
4. G. Roberts the other night.
James Armitage will soon move
to the house vacated by his brother
Ernest. May peace and happiness
go with him. J
The Olympia ball team is going
to organic az soon as the season
opens. They have the material for
u strong team.
Once more I'll sharpen my pencil
and prepare to tumble my little
budget of news into your cOntribu-
tion box, if it don't find it's way in
to the waste basket.
The SIcK.-Santford Crouch is
no better. Mrs. ALT Craig is poorly.
Mrs. william Armitage is danger
ously i'll with infammatory rheu-
matism. Brown Ballard is improv-
ing.
In the name of humanity and
Christianity and sleep, we ask that
the next Legislature assess a tax of
$500 on each and every cat that
curves its spine and yells on the
back fence.
The matrimonial wave that is
sweeping over the country proves
one of two things-either that
times are getting better or young
people of manageable age are be-
coming more reckless.
A boy, a cat, dog and sack of
eggs had quite mix-up on the
South Side Saturday, with the re-
suit that the eggs were broken, the
cat went up a tree and the boy
went home and got -!
have seen coyotes and prairie
dogs in Kansas, mountain lions in
Colorado, and sage hens in Nebras-
ka, hut darn me if ever saw a
person move in a wheelbarrow until
l passed through Olympia the other
day.
Most any old subject can be
grabbed up in the summer months
out of which to make local items,
and had it not been for a little
snow-storm in South Side last week
this item never would have been
penned.
A neighbor showed US some bull
let holes that the Yanks made In
his door during the war. He started
to tell us something else about war
times, but before no finished We
were three hundred yards deep in
the cornfield in mud up to our
neck. Golly, 1t scares US when you
talk about the war.
Our whole souled friend W. d.
Darnell. of Flat Creek, compliment
ed our items the other day. A com
pliment from such a man as MIR.
Darnell is undoubtedly prize. We
know that the good Lord has big
arm chair awaiting William in the
celestial above, but we hope he will
be in no hurry to take him up.
We have missed Aft Warner for
some time. but just supposed he
had gone to Spain. But we were
slipping around the other day and
looked over in Alfs pasture and, to
our surprise, he had all his neigh
bors over there building breast
works. He says if Big Hiram Du
rossett and Sam Rothwell don't
whip them he will.
! We would be glad il any one
would tell us of any happenings
that would be of interest to the
readers of The OUTLOOK. We hope
that no one would ask us to write
anything that would be calculated
to wound the feelings of any one
when he might not be in position
to know its intention. We have been
writing at times for several years
and have always tried to use our
best judgment in such matters, and
if We ever offended any one We
never knew it, and if we did we can
say truthfully that we never in
tended to. So we would have little
respect for any one to use such q
medium to crafty their spite.
We rubbed up against the editor
of The OUTLOOK the other day, got
some printers ink smeared on US
and then were invited down to din
ner, but thinking editors might be
a sorry lot when 1t comes to grub
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they are in it when they come to
smearing ink-printer's nixon
one, and they don't care COLL darn
where or how thick they smear it
either. A sick person, a child, an
idiot or fool should give an ed
itor's sanctum a wide berth. Ed
itors love to have visitors-those
with money to pay on back sub
scription, and advertisers provided
they are not cumming are cheer
fully received. But one feels like
icicles were creeping up his pants
legs next to the skin to see the ed
itor's snarl and peculiar twist of
his nose when a dun is presented
and he has not the money to pay.
A woman in the South Side
neighborhood, while putting down
carpet few days ago, accidentally
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