The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-08
DooLEY TALKS OF DREYFUs.

CHICAGO Journal: Il see be tn pa
apers. said Mr.. Dooley. that Colonel
cam tn III mat cag sn has me mo7 ed
on. l suppose they'll give tn cap new
thrile now"
I hope they won't" said Mr.. Hennes-
well" said Mr.. Dooley ''ye'er
thoughts on this subject is inthrestin',
but not conclusive, as Darsey said to
tn Pollock that thought he cud lick him.
Ye have a Fright TO yeer opinyon an
vel hold it anyhow, whether We have a
Fright to il or not Like most iv We er
fellow citizens, We start impartial. Ye
don't know anything about tn case. If
ye knew anything ye'd not have an
opinyon wan way or tn other. They's Sc
that tn American people was so sure
about as they ARE about tn Dhry-fuSS
case. Tn Frinch ARE not so sure, but
they not a Doiisman in this country
was whn tn remains iv tn poor girl was
found. That's because tn thrile Mas
secret. If twas an open thriie an ye
guase an saw tn safe afther twas
blown open. yed be puzzled an not care
a rush whether Dhry-fuss was naked in
a cage or takin' tay with his uncle at tn
Benny Birth club
II haven't made up me mind whether
tn cap done tn shootin' or not. He was
certainly in tn neighborhood whin tn
d
lot iv lead pipe in his back yard. But it's
wan thing to SUSPECT a man iv dom
job an another thing to prove that he
didn't. Me frind Zola thinks he's inno-
I've heerd. Whin tn judge come up on
tn bench an opined tn coort, lola was
settin down below with tn lawyers. Let
US proceed, says tn impartial an fair
minded judge, to tn thriie iv tn hay
nous monsther, Cap Dhry-fuss.' he says.
Up jumps lola an says he in Frinch:
'Jackuse he says, which is a he'll OF a
name thing to say to any man. An they
r. tn rifinse, an sintlemen iv tn jury
he says. Yere liar says tn judge.
says. TIL decision iv tn coort is that We
be put in a cage an STINT to tn divvles
own island f'r tn r-rest iv ye'er life
he says. Let us proceed to hearin' tn
nesses at wanst,' he says, an lave thin
have it out on tn flure, he says. Be this
time lola had come back, an jumps up
an says he: 'Jackuse, he says. An they
thrun him out.
/" 'Befure we go amy farther says tn
LAWYER FIR tn definse, I wish to sarve
notice that whin this thrile is over l in
tind.' he says, to wait outside he says.
an hammer tn hon'rable coort into an
omelet,' he says. 'Th' coort, says TIL
judge. is always ,r-ready to .defind tn
counsel will con-sint,' he says, TIL coort'H
put & sthrangle hold on him thatll not
do him a bit Nv good, he says. All. he
says. here's me OF frind, Pat tn Clam
he. says. Pat. what dye know about
this case? he says. None iv ye'er bust
ness, says Pat. Answered like a man
an a sojer.' says tn coort. iJackuse,'
says Zola firm tn dareway. An they
thrun him out. Cali Colonel Hinnery,'
saws til conrI. Tie ra~-TuSsS 10 an
swer' Good. Tn case is clear Cap
forged tn viii. TIL coort VIII now ad-
journ fr docls, an all ladin' officers iv
tn ARMY not in disgrace already will
ASSEMBLE in jail an commit suicide, he
says. 'Jackuse. says Zoia, and started
fr the woods. pursued be his: fellow ed
itors. He's off somewhere in a three
now. holerin' 'Jackuse' at ivry man that
passes, sufferin' martyrdom FIR his coun-
thry. an writin' now an thin about it
All.
That's all 1 know about Cap Dhry-
fuss case and that's all amy man
knows. Ye didn't know as much, Hin
messy, till I'told We. 1 don't know wheth-
er cap stole tn dog or not
What's he charged WITH" Mr. Hen
messy asked. in bewilderment.
I'll niver tell ye." said Mr.. Dooley.
ITS too much to ask"
''Wen. anyhow" said Mr. Hennessy,
hes guilty We can bet on that