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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-09-29

Der 8duernbGufer nit BEN md9tigsn
Strobba6e unb ben pferbefOpfen als
@iebelf6mud. @s iinb olte Burden
unter biefen SGuIern. bemooite Sdups
ter In bes 8ortes eigentli9er 8ebeus
tiing. Die GlteitenSGuier befibt Reuers
CANINE unb stpar trdet bas dlteite bon
ibnen bic Sabressabl 1859 in bem
Sauptbalten einseIhntbt.
@ntfpre6enb Der Gige1drt bes Cans
bes, tponu9 ber gum Sauie sebOrige
older biitter bem Sauie liegt. tebrt oas
@ierlGnber 8auernbaus feline n9rots
b6r". bic grobe Ginfabrtstbiir, benz
Selb. su. Die Der StraBe augspunbte
Seite bsitbt iibsrbaupt teine Sbiir,
iuobl aber befinbet ii6 on ben beiben
mGhttgen 2aneieiten ie eine aus eins
aeln su Dffnenbem Sber> unb Inter-
fliigel beItebenbe r8lantenOOr", b. 3.
Settentbiir. prd9ttee Sa9pertbduten
iinb biefe alien SduIer. giumentlt4
bic Der Strabe sugeipdnbte Seite 1T
reid gei9miidt. Die Nuerbulten iino
bistpsilen Ib6n gs5isrt nit einfuden
Srnamenten, bas Werf dltgeiibter
boltstbiimG9er Se9ntten, oes Serb
f9nibens unb Der 9luseriinbung, nit
frommen Spriiden plattOeutI9er
Munbdrt etc. perIebsr, Die aus 3ies
seIitetnen gemauerten SlG9en iino
bur9 2tnipenbung rptbsr Steine nit
tpeiben 5usen in berI9iebsnen Muitern
suIammengeitelIt, bispeilen iinb bic
Sisuren zines Serenbeiens Obsr elmer
@ipSmiible barin eingefiist. Sas
obere Stodtpsrt tit gesen Oas untere
borsefrast, biibI6 eefdniBte Goniolen
itiiben es. 9ie Gsriter Der alten Sdu>
fer iinb iGmmtlid Helm; mo iid erOs
bere finben. itnb iie nu4trGglih pers
grDbert tpprbsn. 8isipeilen liegt 5tpiz
fbsn StraBe unb Saus elm tleiner
8lumenporadrten.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-09-29

-Grinnsrt. 9aleteuIs: ,Sie
iiBen ia 10 nd9oenfli9 ba, Ssrr 8az
rpn2s - Baron: pWiir lit 10, als
pb i9 mas pereeHen bate" Bale
tsuIe: rSebenfaus pieoer bas glrms
banb, mas sic mir i9On Iunse pers
iprpden huben."
aIeiHes MiBberitGn n b.
nib. Sldrden 1T in Der 5tpeiten
9laife Der bDberen SD4teri9ule iiBen
9eblie6en unb bstommt BON ben @ltern
Diel SaeIte unb 8orlpiirfs. &lGr6sR:
.9lber Mutti, bait Ou ri9t nsulid
felbit gu qapu seIast. baB unbssreifs
li6sripsiie oft bic liebenstpiirbisitsn
iuusen Mdb4en iiBsH blsibsu."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-09-29
8ierIGn berinnen.

8etritt man Elm 8ierlGnber Sdus
bur9 bte 9lantenb0r, 10 bat man CUR
Re4ten bic ~srpte 9esl" uno oieStdle.
3ur 2infen itebt i'm 9intergrunb an
Der bic Wobnrdume perbinbenbsn
@anb Der sroBe beuti4e Serb. @er>
ihlieBbar lit er bur9 cine nit ausges
id9tem 3iertpert i90n berSierte Sbiir,
an beren Snnsnieite alIerlei Siifsnses
rdtbe bdn9en. 2ints unb re9ts ppn
ibm befinbet iia je cine in bic @obn>
rdume fiibrsnbe Sbiir.
Die rDiele" seist nod a[lerlet Be-
mertenspertbes: md4tiee S4rGnte
aus Der RenaiHanee< unb Rototoaeit,
bic iebem Mtuieum aur 3ierbe seret>
6en ipiirben, dlte Sruben, 9ei9irrz
idrGnte nit altem SteinSeug unb
Rsiiinggei9irr, einen SiId nit Su>
gslfiiBen, bunte S9e;ben i'm Seniter,
aufgebGufte &Orbe boiler Srii9te.
Spedieiten, S4tnten uno @iirite, bic
bon Der Sede berabbdngen II. (. tp.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-09-29
6 o m p . m | s.

SriBl bat auf 2(norbnung ber Muts
ter ben Batter ms Wirtb8baus besleiz
ten miiFen, nit benz sebeimen aufs
TRACE, gu sGblen, ipie biele Mab bus
Samilienoberbaupt eisent!i9 trinte.
Cine Weile f9aut 5ribl besebrli9
aiI, bann plabt er enbli9 nit benDors
ten beraus: r8ata, lab mi aud anal
trinten, bann briid' i Dug Su!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-09-29
: l1nfere 0ien t m d B d {

- l1nfere 0ien It m a b h { n.
Sausfrau: .Darum f4affen Sie
Sbren SolbdteR ni9t ab, Innd9"
SisnItmGb9sn: p9tber gHGbiss 5rdu,
Der iBt nit ernitsn 4bii9ten!
-3udnsFli9. Srau: rBo'
bin, MGnn6en9@ 0tann: pSn bsn
Surnelub!" 6rau: ~absr bite, ia
t.ine SsitenIpriiuge!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-09-29
Grfer 9 { b a te.
- q tpR RfeiIfaer

= StoBfeufSer. Ssrr Gm
Sbeuter gu ieinem Ra9bor, befen
5rau uuf Der 8iibns mitipirtD: ~Sbre
5ruu 9emublin ipieIt ibre RoIle iebr
gut, iie bat elm iebr ii9sres4uftreten..-
~ad, ba ioIIt.n sic srit NAL fsbeR.
mi. iie gu Sdus ouftritt. bu Ipielt iie
nod cine pisl ar6bers Rpls.-
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-09-29
g ro Berei.

GmportOmmIing (nu9bem er auf
elmer Darnungstaf.l bic Snfarift:
@uf bieiem Wese 1T bds Sabren BET
so sri. Strafe perbotsn! gtlei,n. gum
autf9er: ~Sobann. buB Se mer duf
feinsm anberep Wss mebr fubren!"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12
ADMISSION so CENTS.
Everybody Invited to Come and See a
Good Game.

men, but surely it i not right that tue
United States should satisfy only one
portion of the debt, saving her with the
remainder on her hands and with a low
treasury 10 meet H.
IL Is not believed In official circles herr
that Spain viii Withdraw her commits.
sioners from Paris Sne has no desire
10 lose the Canary ISLANDS and she "a an
prehensiye thar In case OF a resumption
o. nosilliues the American government
would seize and perhaps hold them.
A high administration official says
that In case OF the withdrawal Of the
Spanish commissioners, the United
States government would complete the
military occupation of the Philippines
and would take such other steps "a IL
might deem advisable for the protection
Of this oountry's rights in the far east
From Mr. Day the officials have learn.
ed that the American commissioners
presented the reply 10 Spanish refusal 10
surrender the islands and II Is expected
that now the administration has been 20
satisfactorily endorsed by the country,
the spaniards will appreciate the hops.
lessness Of their position aud accede 10
the demands Of tins government
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12
THE OFFER WILL
b. CUT DOWN,


New York, Nov. ia dispatch 70
The Herald from Washington says:
Instead Of paying Spain 10000. 900 as
an indemnity for the cosfion OF tho
Philippine islands by the United States,
President Mckinley intends 10 REIN.
burse her only Tor the lebt Of about g..
100000, contracted for public improve.
ments. President Mckinley aud his
cabinet hayo carefully noted that tho
sentiment expressed throughout the
country by the elections has been In OPP
position to the suggestion 10 indemnity
Spain TO the extent first proposed. As
was put out by the administration au'
thorities IL vas intcLded % give the cap.
tai OF the entire debt foatcd, with the
Philippine islands as security, ana
amounting 10 siO,OOO.OOO. What will
DO paid by the United States, according
TO the present intention Of the president,
Is the debt contracted by Spain for the
establishment Of light houses, harbor
Improvements and public buildings. Al
told. this does not amount to very
large sum, being fixed az about 81 ,OoO,.
900.
Friends Of Spain In tho diplomatic
crops say that it Is an outrage for the
president 20 offer such q small sum
perhaps IL would be tho tho best thina
for Spain n She should r.i herself OF fhs
pntinnnof." said one oi chose ecnrD.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12

Nassau. y r., Nov Nv rcckers
who have arrived here have brought with
them stores from the stranded vessel OIL
Cat island which establish beyond a
doubt that she is the lnfanta Maria Ter.
esa. As the vessel Is looked upon As h..
ing dereiicf, wreckers claim the right
TO seize the stores which can be taved.
They report that water Is up TO her b..
tween decks aud that she has lost a star.
board which side was damaged aud that
sne is dismAsted. The vessel lies b,
tween two reefs on smooth bottom AM
has an anchor ont.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12
PLEA FOR BULL FIGHTS.
A Petition VIII Bs sent 10 the Prs.l.
dent 90 Allow Them 10 Continue.

A Petition wni Bs sent 10 the Prs.l-
dent 60 Allow Them to Continue.
New York, Nov IA dispatch to
The World from Washington SAYS:
Alta recent meeting of the profession.
al bull fighters In Havana it was detorm.
ined 10 forward 10 President Mckinley
petition that after the beginning Of
American control, there be no legal steps
taken To prevent them from carrying on
their amusement The bull fighters de.
clare that their livelihood depends upon
their ability TO continue in their chosen
profession aud that u would be a sore
disappointment TO the people Of Tia.
vana II their chief entertainment was
forbidden.
The gladators VIII state that General
Lee during his residence in Cuba never
missed an opportunity 10 witness a
hight They also declare that all Ameri.
cans who have Witnessed bull fight are
greatly pleased with tho performance
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12

ordersu 70 Cidiz IN full sueed In view OF
the approaching visit Of Emperor Wi.
liam Of Germany az thar port.
The Spanish steamer Miguel Gnliart,
which ,eft Nuovirns Cuna, about Ocr
a. arrived near Co.one with repauaated
Spanish troops on board. Daring tre
voyage across the Atlantic 20 men died.
anu arriving here 100 men were seriou..
~ suffering from exhaustion due 20 the
lack of food.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12
In.urgsni. lake Negro. Island

LONDON, Nov. ii.-Advices have been
received mere from the Philippine. say.
ing the insurgents have taken the ISLAND
Of Negros, one Of the Philippine group.
separated by narrow channels from ~.
nay ana Il bu, aud that they are besieg.
eing lloilo. capitol Of the Island OF Pa.
nay, the seconu largest port In the Phi.
iuuiuns
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12

Hanover, Mass, Nov. n. Fire IN the
general store OF O. a. Stenrns mere wa.
followed by terrific explosion which
blew out one side Of the building. xiii.
ing four men. Michael Roberts Sylycs.
ter, Edgar Adams. O. A. Peterson and
G. 4. Tolman, were the men killed. and
aver a dozen were injured. G. s.
Stearns, proprietor Of the store. had one
arm and lee broken, shoulder crush,
and was considerably burned about tn
body.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12
naIor Gensral Log ~ ,a,annah.

Savannah, Nov. ll.-Major General
FiW Hugh Ice has arrived her, irim
Richmond and again assumed command
OF the Seventh army corps. Ho was ac.
companiod 10y Governor J. Hoge Tyler
OF Virginia and members OF the govern.
or's stan Governor Tyler and General
Lee were met at the depot by General
Lees stan aud the Fourth Virginia IN
fantry. Governor Tylor will remain in
the city until Monday a large crowd
OF civilians met the party &c the depot
aud the streets through which the rogi'
meut marched wcro lines with people
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12

New York Nov. il.-United States
cruiser Newark. from san Juan. Nor
@, with Admiral scniey nld ,tn on
boau. has arrived here. Aumr /
schley bear. the tuli report o. the ovac.
aation commission Transport Bera.
from Santiago and Porto Rico nas 30
lrrivnd
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12
WILL WELCOME WILLIAM.
Admiral Camara wnl Take IIis squad
ron 10 Cadis 10 Receive Him.

Madrid, New, 1.-THE queen regent
presided AZ the cabinet council held to.
day, Premier sagasta read letter
from Senior Montoro Rios, president Of
the Spanish peace commission, announc.
ing the American peace commissioners
refused TO recognize the Cuban debt and
had cxacted the Philippine islands The
cabinet council wtl meet again and do.
eide unon q mniy
Admiral Clwlm squadron has been
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-11-12
Qaist ~ Wilmington.

Wilmington y. O., Nov ii-Aiis
quiet here. 40 further trouble lool
Tor. The town Is well guarded.
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17

lnE camps OF the state MS a touc,
euata.ler, had been using his enn
very freely and after Conrad nna ~.
OF the robbers had fallen and Iybi,ne,,
liad been disabled, he esfanat sre,,I,
the cabin aud followed Alanley. Wbe,,
ne reached Manley. who bad fallan ts,
ihe ground, he took the pluuder nro-
cured u breckenridge last night with
s,ls siS-shooter, aud continued on over
the mountains.
5ohn Barrett Of LradyI,Ie while
awaiting the arrival o. the ID a n q
tfaln; heard the firing and. having
sen whitney and Conad 20 In the al
alarm saw 'iie
selves and rushed 10 the sceTs t,a,na-
dlateiy. They found Conrad dom; ono
% the robbers writhlHg In agony and
whitney Sitting by the door of tbe
cabin mprtally hurt. A short and
hurried conversation followed between
several citizens aud whitney. when 4
posse ot ciiiEcnS started after III,
Weund.d rohhvr. Others came tarbz
for additional helm.
Hciween thirty and fifty men re-
paired to the scene al onsr To rendpr
all assistance possible and 10 try ana
catch the escaped robl,cr. The Denver
4 Rio Grandc train IN route TO Lead
Ftibe. wkich passed about this time.
was placed at the disposal OF the eItt-
zsn- by the conductor In charge. Al
~ Cuydy. II was Immediately
haek'i 90 the scsne nnd Whitney nnd
The wounded rohber were brought 10
town
Whitney has been placed In the hos.
piial nj Is.adviIlr. his wounds being
considered fatal The wounded rob
tef wss taksn 10 the jail in charge OF
Deputy Sherins Kapnus and wInkier
Ia whom he mHdr a confession. as
outlined above
~ iaie hour tonight armed guards
SRI pairuliluE ihc streets OF Kokomo.
While inside the Jail strong guard is
~ constant lookout Il l. the lnfen-
tiou - the officers 70 save the lives OF
Manlsy and ReiIly II possible. But
should the Indignation of the people
continue 10 arise. th.re T. little doubt
that The guard wsn H. uyerpowered h.
forc morning aud ,hr men taken out
aud hanged
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
A DOCTORS DIRECTIONS.
They save a daughter from blindness.

common experience to irave Or. Ayers
Sarsspariila prescribed by physician
1t is a common experience to see a !" COM
piete cure" follow the use OF few bottles
OF this great blood purifying medicine
Because. IL is a specific for all forms of
blood disease. If a disease has its origin
in bad or impure blood. Dr. Ayers sars-
aparila. acting directly on the blood. re-
moving its impurities and giving to IL
vitaiiziug energy will promptly eradicate
the disease.
riila IS the radical cures that result from
its use. Many medicines oniy suppress
disease push the pinpies down
under the skin. they paint the complexion
with subtle arseuicai compounds. brt the
disease RACES in the. Veins like pent-uP
FIRE and some day breaks out in a vol
canic eruption that eats up the body.
Ayers. Sarsapariils goes to the root II
makes the fountain clean and the waters
are clean. II makes the root good and
the fruit is good. II gives Nature the
elements she needs to build up the broken
down constitution-not TO brace 1t up with
stimuiauts OF patch it up on the surface.
send for DR.. Ayers curebook. aud learn
more about the cures effected by this
remedy. It's sent free. on request, by 'Ee
]. c. Aver Co, Lowell, Mass
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
AppREclATgs a. soLolgRs.
rhs rrssiaant u.. . Good Word for tn.
rioYs fn Csup.

Washington. Aug Ia.-In response
20 an urgent Invitation from General
Breckenridge TO visit the camp OF
Chickamauga. President Mckinley
wrote as follows.
Replying 10 your Initiation, beg
20 say that Il would give me great
pleasure to show by a personal visit
10 Chickamaugn Park. my high regard
for the 1000 troops OF your command
who SO paIrioticaTly responded to the
call for volunteers ana who have been
for upwards Of two months making
ready Eor any service and sacrifice the
country might require. My duties,
however. viii not admit OF absence
from Washington al this time,
'-Thr highas, tribute that can he paid
10 the soldier X 10 say that lie per-
formed his full duty. The field of duty
Is determined by his government, and
wherever that chances 10 be Is the
place OF honor. All have helped In the
great cause. whether In camp or battle.
and when peace comes. all VIII be
alike entitled TO the nations graft
tude."
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
MISSOURI DEMOCRATS.
rnsy sr.aa ~ Pr. cs,a.x. and opps.s
rahta< ths Fhntppiar--

Springfield Mo. Aug. 1.-The Dem
orratic state convention came TO an
end shortly after n O'Clock tonight.
having nominated the following
tiekrt.
For IuIsc Of tho Suprrme Court
dong iertnl- william e. Marshall OF
ST. I1ouis.
For Iudse Of the supreme Court
l-hprt teru,,--Lerpy u Valiant or 81.
Louis
For State Superintendent OF Public
Schools William T. Darlington OF
Grs.ne county.
For Railroad and Warehouse Com.
missioner William T.. MeCully OF Ma
eon county
The platform, as reported by the
ssensmitte". was adopted without
change. synopsis ef which follows
The resolution lsegins with an in
doFscfoent % the Democratic nattanai
platform adopted at Chicago In 1895
and renewed demand for the fires.
coinage of silver and gold NJ the ratio
Of 10 10 |. without waiting for the
consent of any other nation. Conf
dence In William J Bryan as the iead-
lng exponent OF these principles Is ex-
pressed. 1h. Republican party Is
censnrei for the noueuforrement OF
antitrust laws.
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17

when a father writes THAT yours "is the
best medicine in the world" you eau
allow something for seeming extrava-
gaucc in the statement II you know that
the medicine so praised, cured loved
daughter of disease and restored to her
the eyesight nearly lost. The best red-
ieine in the world for you is the medicine
that cures you. There can't be anything
beter. No medicine can do more than
cure. That is why John 5. Goode, of
oTFiek. Mo, writes in these strong terms:
.Dr. Ayers sarssparilia is the best med
ieine in the world. My daughter had
relapse after the measles. due to taking
cold. She was nearly biind,aud was obliged
TO remain in dark room all the time.
The doctors could give her no relief; one
of them dtr~Tted me 10 give her Ayers
sarsaparilIa. Two bottles cured her COM
pietely."
The thousands of testimonials 10 the
value of Dr. Ayers Sarsapariiia repeat
over and over again. in one form or another
the expression; THE doctors gave her
no relief; one Of them directed me TO
give her DR.. Ayers Sarsaparilia. Two
bottles completely cured her"
1t l. common experience 10 try DR..
Ayers Sarsapariila as last resort II is
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
,rrr.,. Made in santiago.

New York. Aug. PA cable TO the
Herald from santiago. Cuba, says:
The propriet0rS Of four cafes In me
city. the Venus the Cubanan, the Ia
yoritc and the Luz, pcre sent TO prison
this morning.
General Wood, the military governor.
charges them with having SOLD h9uor
ID soldiers. He ordered their arrest be
,.atlsa Of n disturbance made last night
by members Of companies A and Il
Of the second regiment OF immunes'
who We're intoxhaIed.
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
An uneratcfuI ratber.

Father-in-Law-''Lo here. young
man. don't you think it's about time
you were going to work. or do you ex-
pect me to support you the rest of your
life7"
son-in-Law--'.It would be no more
than lust. after what / have done for
you"
Father-in-Law-tT'd like to know
what you ever did for me-"
son-in-Law-why. didn't take your
daughter on your hands?"
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
Too Great . strata.

Docior--I md that you are doing
too much brain work How does this
happen7 I thought you said your du-
Ties required physical endurance more
than anything else9''
Pa,isnt--They do. Tho brain work
Is due to the Efforts l have put forth
in remembering all the things my wife
wants me to get for her downtown
every day
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
Y.lInn r.,rr IN LeuI.I.na.

Jackson, Miss. Aug. f2.-An official
report having been received that one
death had occurred from yellow feEer
at Franklin. Louisiana, DR., John +.
Hunter, secretary of the State Board or
Health. has quarantined the state OF
Mississippi against the town Of FRANK
lin ana ST. Mary's parish. in which it Is
situated, No passenger, baggage or
express viii be allowed brought within
the staie from thar parish
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
sd. hn, aiorlou..

Mr. oldham-"By George, believe
that young Dunklsy IL a hypnotIst."
Mrs OldhAm-"whye"
Mr.. Oldham went TO see him this
morning intending to tell him that he
must not come here 10 see our daugh-
ter any more and before got away he
had borrowed $40 from me"
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
Denver Directory.
HARNES

The best $50 dou-
Bile Concord Iiar-
ness in Colorado
for SIS. With
breeching. $50: SO
double team har-
ness, with breech
ing. SIC: S25 steel
horn stock saddle
for SIS; SIS single
buggy harness for
$50. Do not be
deceived by worth
less limitations. but
order direct from
us and get the
lowest wholesale
prices. Catalogues
!. FRED MUEL-
Denver. Colorado
EXAMINATION.
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
sof, prInk. n.rrrd.

Three crows sat ON the limb OF a tree
And they were as dry as crows could
be.
Quoth one old crow. II really think
Wen surely die with naughi to
drink"
ouoih another crow. Il don't see
why.
When there's a crow-bar standins
hard by
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
How 1t Happened.

Smith, was surprised to hear that
young Price had married that rich
widow; why. she is old enough to be
his mother"
Jones-"Yes. OF course; but, you see,
he was without money and she was
without Price
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
An Awis,rard Corner.

I'm sorry for Hambus.
"why?"
"He wanted to go to war, but was
rejected because he has weak heart
and his girl keeps wanting 70 knew
why he doesn't go. Now. how is fel-
low In that fix going to get ont OF 1t"
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
Family Jar.

She--when we were married you
declared / was good enough to eat"
He--"Yes. and now I'm sorry that
didn't do It.
She-"why do you say that?''
Because as dinner you mighS
have agreed with me, as wife you
don't
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
a Mnm.n.. r,planntIon.

According TO the scriptures
there will he no marrying or giving in
marriage in heaven.
she-"oh, that's easily explained.
He-"How so?"
she-'There will not be half enough
men to go round-see?"
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
Too Late

My dear. wha, induced you to marry
such an extremely young mp-7"
We'll. you see. thought would be
sure OF being his first love. but
-But what7-
Il found he had already had an at-
fair With his nurse"
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
She-"why do you say that"
plrrr.nt st,lr. % L,Inr.

AS man makes his bed you know. "
remarked the seif-made man. so he
must lie ON It,"
True" replied the arIstocratic indi-
viduaI but the trouble with most peo-
pie Is that they lie about IT oftener
than they do it"
The Lamar register., 1898-08-17
A Chance Tor Fam..

thAHc" TOT Fame.
Hammand-"Haye you an idea that
could be worked up into play where
by might make a decided hit7r
PlawFyie-"Got Just the thing for
you. my boy; military play in which
as the Spanish spy you viii win round
after round OF cheers and applause"
Hammond--"R Really! And what do
I DOR
Piawryto-"You get killed in the
hrSt act
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They WIN Say 1t.

Mrs. Peck-"Henry, when married
YOU"
Mr.. Pecl-"There. I'm glad you've
made up your mind to admit 1t at last :
A moment later the neighbors saw
him running down the street without
his hat
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Our nelghbors must be Spanish sym
pathixcrs. Il see no occasion for so sss-
riour charge.- You don't? Why.
their boy has a new bull pup which dc
has not named Dewey.
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For n perfect complexion and clear,
healthy ssta, use CoSMo BUTTERMII.K
SOAP. Sold everywhere
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Let 20 the coin. enjoy the day:
Take summer TO your soul.
Ere long, when skies are bleak and gray
The dollar goes for coal.
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Has Ha,by any talents worth mem
tioninEE '-Taientsr I've known him
TO borrow one girls horse aud phaeton
TO take another girl out for drive"
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what do you think Miss Podus said
about my Photograph? Goodness
know "She said she loved TO look at
It. because II reminded her OF another
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Mention This PAPER.
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Or money back isc at all druggists