The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-08-31
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n'ahIty, humanity has no faltE In him.
= All the honey a bee gathers dur
ing its life doesn't swceten it's sting.
- Some men pray for their daily
bread and hustle for their nightly
chickens.
= IIe-"Lets get engaged She
Very well; but who will you get
engaged to?"
"A literary man claims to have
cured himself Of insomnia by reading
portions Of his own work.
= 1t is strange that so many per-
sons are killed by tornadoes, yet the
man who is daily blown up by his wife
manages to live through it all
= The doctors in Swcder never
send bills to their patients, the mount
OF remuneration being left entirely
to the generosity of the latter.
Trnth wears well. People have learned
that DeWitt's Little Early Risers are reli-
able little pills for regu Iating the bowels,
curing constipation and sick headache.
They don't Rripe. Evans Pharmacy.
Not single book that I have
written has made hit Him, you
must have some Spanish blood in your
veins"
Bobby, you must not talk when
am talking" "Wcll, mama, you
don't 'spose 1 can wait till you've
gone to bed
- First Citizen--Why didn't you
go to war? Second Citizen-Well be-
tween you and me, 1 didn't know the
Spaniards were such bad shots.
- Women of the world never use
harsh expressions when condemning
their rivals. Like the savage, they
hurl elegant arrows, ornamented With
feathers Of purple snd azure, but with
poiosned points.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve has the
largest sale Of any Salve in the world.
This fact and its merit has led dishonest
people to attempt to counterfeit IL. Look
out for the man who attempts to deceive
you when you call for DeWitts Witch
Hazel Salve, the great pile cure. Evans
Pharmacy.
- There is an old adage that if
enough rope is given to fool he will
hang himself with it. but it appears
that ever since the world Eegan there
has been scarcity of rope.
Mrs. Benham-" -"Was the hotel
where you stopped very homelikc ?"
Benham Very. There WASH t thing
on the bill of fare that was fit to eat"
- lnNcw York City's new directory
thirty-two columns are devoted to the
Smiths, among whom John Smith ap-
pears 195 times. The next name 10
Smith, numerically considered, is
Cohen, but Brown comes in close
third, while Jones and Robinson fall
behind Levy in point of numbers.
= The best equipped person is not
the one whose clothes and manners
are the finest and the most polished,
but the one whose heart is clean aud
true and whose mind is filled and
trained. People may look at the first
but the second they will follow.
Do all in your power to teach
your children self-government. If q
child is passionate. teach him by gen
tie and patient means to curb his tenn
per. If he is greedy, cultivate liber-
atty in him. If he is selfish, promote
generosity.
He eats heartily ip the hottest
weather who uses Prickly Ash Bit
ters. It keeps his stomach, liver and
bowels in perfect order. SOLD by
Evans Pharmacy.
= 1t is not the lustre of gold, the
sparkling of diamonds and emeralds,
nor the splendor Of the purple tine
turc, that adorns or embellishes q
woman but gravity, discretion, hu
mapity aud modesty.
- A visionary local tinancier, who
had thousand ways to make for
tune, and net single one to make
living, is described by friend as "a
man SO sanguine that the nero getting
hold Of shoe string makes him think
he is already the owner of a tannery."
- At Georgia rural camp meeting
recently, the presoher who wae lead
ing the services touched on the war
with Spain, and stopping suddenly in
the sermon, called to an old coloxed
brother in the congregations: "Br'er
Williams, I'm gwine to AK you ter git
right down on yo' knees and pray fer
de success OF the American arms |"
Br'er Williams "got down" immedi-
ately, and in the course Of his petition
he said: "Oh, Lawd, hep de Ameri-
can arms; an Lawd, whilst you lookin'
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