The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1898-12-09
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zoe object In aendlnf 3 rsI.ion
.snsd ~ the nsiltss. 10 Washing 700
d .o deeply impress presldsnt N kin
oy sith the tact hat NJ ssWaIl ls ID,
ho.ce o. he people another Birraba.
selection and that he De- a Castona
candidate iUf whom bot only the chl.
d-cn cry bot those IN middle life and
che ared also shout
The body polite here. owing 10 a
complication % Aslatlc and other Kinds
Iof disease, IL not In the best u health.
and no doubt needs = dOss OF political
lCastoria, In order to remove the irregu-
arities Of digestion. Mr. sewell's pOsi =
ton ls that In himself alone can be
Hound the true Castoria, especially
prepared FOR tropical use" or course
This proposition carries with ID the
counter propositionth that the natives and
whites must understand that any other
DOSE than the one labelled "Sewalrs
Castoria,' will be badly aduterated
stun, and will bring on cramps and fits
President Mckinley, as the eminent
Medicine Man" OF the nation, In then
xpected to order this suffering terri
DRY TO take the stun carefully prepared
n the tropics. and after due time. the
erritory will certify to the world in
he usual language used by those who
take Patent Medicines: Until | took
Sewall's Castoria, I did not have a well
day, but now, thank God, J can eat
hree meals day"
There Is now considerable evidence
hand showing that Castoria men on
he mainland, are quite well aware OF
ar emaciated and debilitated condi-
ion, and are already busy in present
ng their own preparations 10 the emf
ent Medicine Man in Washington, ask
ng that they may be allowed TO furnish
heir several particular brands or
makes OF political Castor!a to dear
title Hawaii. Some of these mainland
andldates understand the art OF adver-
Using quite as well as the Special
Agent does. Indeed some OF them have
infinitely more discretion and do not
invariably provoke hostilities.
The most singular feature OF the
ampaign Is the spectacle OF a body Of
ar own reputable, intelligent, and
eally honest men, advocating the TAX
ng Of this particular dose OF medicine
The political parties on the mainland
re solid on this one point. that terri
orial officers shall be appointed from
he territorial residents. This claim Is
ue 10 local pride, and belief that ev-
y American community, however
mall it may be. has within IL men who
are abundantly able to administer the
ocal affairs.
l When a body Of representative men
iOpenly declare that there is no one
among themselves who Is capable OF
wisely administering their local affairs.
hey are in che position OF the old Eng
isll landlord who jumped up during a
Gated discussion with a neighbor and
houted: 'I'll bet you a guinea that
m the ignOrantist man in the county"
The Advertiser believes that the body
of most respectable men who declared
Substantially that Hawaii was the only
part OF the American territory that
| oudn't furnish proper governor for
tself did not comprehend the meaning
the words used II they had. they
!ould not have put themselves on rec
| I'd as persons utterly deficient In local
atr!otism. The majority OF them were
AIKEN unawares by the sudden assault
Of the Only Candidate, and failed to see
n what an embarrassing plight It put
hem.
The subject abounds in strange, and
indeed comical phases As Artemus
Ward said Of his coon, It is very
'amoosing."