The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1898-04-22
MIsFITs.

MISFITS.
klondike or bust" is the name OF a
lew parlor game. II must take money
o play 1t.
One OF the 2l who voted against the
war resolution as amended in the senate
Nas Mcbride OF Oregon. He is opposed
% Cuban independence.
~ Is reported In Albany that IN case OF
War with Spain drafts will be made on
men up to fifty years of age. and that
married men without children, will be
drafted first.
Out IN the country is church organi-
cation known as the Flock and Eye Bap.
tists, one half of split. the other hall
,oeing the Button Baptists. Buttons or
hooks and eyes had been the iseue. /
The republicans OF the 10th Ohio dis.
trict last night on the lS77th ballot nom.
mated Morgan, OF Jackson, for con-
gress, 10 succeed Representative Fenton. !
This lisa record breaker.
The President certainly is giving Spain !
all the time that could be asked TO pre- |
pare for war. She will have until next |
Saturday. and II :s already pretty we'll
known what she will do.
u. NJ. Schilling recently passed
through Albany on his way around the
world from New York on wager. The
proposition Is one OF the usual crank
ones OF the day. He is to neither beg.
buy, nor steal. but is 10 arrive in New
York in August, 1901, with 5000.
ing the following words left out Of the re-
solutions: ''and that the government OF
the United States hereby recognizes the
republic o: Cuba as the true and lawful
government OF Aas island +" Many
hours were,hotly j Pest over those words.
A Marion county couple have g arted in
life together high enough TO suit even
this cranky age. Last Saturday At Sa
lem A @ Gilbert and Della Gregory were
united in marriage in the dome OF the
capitol, 22i feet above the ground. JUS
tice Pound tied the knot.
| Asa iule an amateur is NOT appreciat-
ed away from home, particularly in a
rival town but in the face OF this the
Silverton Dramatic Club on next FRIDAY
evening will face critical audience oi
Salem in "The Alamo" As it is To bt
under the auspices OF the Woodmen they
will be sure OF good treatment.
1 The prospects are that the wailin.
policy in congress will be continued Ihi,
week. There will be big fight 10 til,
house over the resolutions as amends
in the senate. and the chances are tha
the entire week will be spent over th,
matter, as there vii! be otter opposi.
tiou to the Turpis amendment by tn,
friends oil the president.
Tie action OF both houses at ! o'clocl
this morning in recognizing Cuha's free
dom and declaring war. has made a sti
among the military boys OF the city
Most OF them though are ready 10 go
and others will enliss % fill 10 the com
p2ny. II is business now. let the Span
iards stand from under.
Editor Bob told the people out at Lib
erty two years ago IL they'd vote for Nc
kinleY sheir prune landl would he wortl
500 an acre. The SiatesmAn's real es
tate agency is Offering FIVE acre pruu
orchard. elk miles south of Salem 70
$525; and many more for still less. =
Journal.
The spectacle presented in the repnh
!, liean conventions at Astoria, sAys th,
fortIand Tribune, upon Thursday iAss
IN the seating Of n. l.. Pipes and Mm
i. Muir. and the expelling OF Hon. Geo
IL. Williams. Hon. Sol Hirsch an,
iadge Raleigh S,osi. all delegates frou
Mnitnomah county, is in1eed striking
IL is sample OF bossissn Eilh q ven
geance.
From the Journal.
0eer wasn't Feceisel any too wei q
salem; the patriots on the stage tries
their level best 10 get the people ia th
opera house TO arise en- mAsss as the geI
ioxs with the ribbons did; bot nary
rise took place. McKinley's name 90
only hall cheer: but Tom Tongue 20
the Alaskan blast right from Chilkoo
Pass.
The Prison Mirror, Published in III,
minnesota penitenIiary, sAys: "Why i
IL tia. mp - the present time, We hav,
never had an editos sojouFn in onr rnids;
other professions have keen well renre
see,ea; OF preachers We have had enough
20 furnish subsistence to an African chic
Tor year; doctors in sufficient numoe,
10 depopulate state: and enough law.
yers TO establish q fair sized COLONY Ia
nades. but ediiors-nos one
Where 10 The glory Of she Hook and
Ladder Company OF several wears aso
when at the FIRST tap OF tie bell fifteen o,
twenty members won,d be out of thsi,
beds and be in race 10 be first At In.
tongue. and the wheels would flv on
their way to the IRE, often beating the
hose carts thee. Last night the Dry.
ocRAT man Witnessed an interesting
sight Capt. Phillips ni the company
was iound at the corner of Rroadsibin
and Second streets alone with the track
and not another member asound waiting
in the street for reinforcement which did
not come.
A great many years ago when Gener,
Joseph Lane Was delegate To consres,
from Oregon The Harper's Weekly. aa an
illustrated slur upon the 0regonians and
their hack words siur,Is,.;t- 81 a-.l-