Mexico weekly ledger., 1898-11-24

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rhagine o. hairdrezsins parlora"
n oanditlons prevail IN Massachusetts ton
aorlai establishments which call for regulation
hr Law as specifically outlined ~ the presiding
paragraph. there ought 70 be ahetler and asm'
pier wny to prevent the evils sought 70 b %.
Waited. Lsi ever male BE- compelled BY act
Of he Legislators % shave himself or 50
fhrourh ne with q penerinn heard. and every
woman be required By statute % promise n
ms marriage Ceremonial to giro her hoge lerd
a hair cut at least once q month, except n
cases where The grocm 3 haldheaded, when
ihe requirement could b omitted
of course drastic legislation Of this sort
might have The eject 10 nbolish public barber
shops and precipitato Among the political =
sues d the country the harning question,
HWhat shall wo do with our harbersf. But
compensation would Gene 20 the general pab
lie ID the vast number Of husbands ~ fAthnrs
who would hasten home nightly TO an their
mouths with iather and the snvi ironing ntnoa
phere with explosives and WHO could pour
their business plans. thoir ndtenturos and 9th.
er forms og confidential communication into
the ears Of their wives and children instead q
forcing them upon the attention Of the patient
acu-ishers Of the shears and the shnkerh q
the shampoo nosAa
Kinda Of Monometaiiiata.
Monomstallists may be properly divid-
cd into two elaasos-(i) those who know
what they are doing, which Is q small
and select coterio; CD those who do not
know what they are trying to do and
who are monometallists because they
think IL aristocratio cr because Of preju-
dice or because their masters, the cor
~porations, have ordered them 20 TO do
This class Of know nothing gold shout
ers is decidedly numerous. Its opinions
are absolutely worthless They arc used
by the eastern monometallists to pull
their chestnuts out Of the Ere
The first class-the men who are
monometailists because they know what
they are after-the del msohinm-gc
over the land believing about the gold
dollar until one would naturally con
clude that they regarded it as a fetiot
to be worshiped. AS a matter Of fact,
they care absolutely nothing about Z
gold dollar. They care not a baubee
about a silver dollar. What they want
Is a scarce dollar-the scarcer the bet
ter from their standpoint-and whal
they want Is precisely what We dom
want and what we will not have Il
there are enough wisdom, patriotism ant
love Of justice to prevent the oonsumma
ton Of what John 9. Carlisle befor'
his fall denounced as a foul oonspiracl
against the happiness and prosperity O
the human race.
The necessity for having q thing hxe
its price-the greater the necessity thI
higher the price. Ordinarily a horse ]
worth only ei00 or 5000. but on Bos
worth field Richard Ill shouted: 81
horse, a horsei Ny kingdom for
horsel" Evidently he was in sore nee'
Of q charger.
Generally time is of no great value
Yet Queen Elizabeth in the presence o
death in extreme old age declared sh
would exchange her crown for me III
tie hour.
Corn now sells for IS or 80 cents
bushel in Missouri and Iowa. Yet
man old enough to remember back {
1881 saw it sell for nearly 81 per bushe
BY reason Of its scarcity.
Suppose all the hogs in the worl
should die tonight but ~. Tomorrow
beg would literally be worth its weigh
in gold
At this very moment things to ca
and wear and use sell for ten times &
Zueh in the Klondike region as 4
Washington simply because they al
sczrcsr there
Precisely 20 with money-the scarce
it l. the more valuable.
II the money kings Of Europe and th
sast can tx things permanently 90 the1
VII be no legal tender money in tn
woxd bat gold-the scaroest Of a
taings called money-then they wi
h4vs increased their own wealth nma'
hzgiy and diminished everybody else
u proPortion-
wInlsE to Inaiet Misery.