Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-05-06
All Sorts.

There are many portions of Quo
Vadis almost as plain spoken as the
Bible.
If lean man nags fat man long
enough he will finally succeed in MAX
ing him mad.
An Atchison man believes if he went
to war, and got shot in the back, he
| would receive back pension.
The pleasure in receiving letter
lasts no longer than it takes to break
the seal, after that, comes the worry
of answering it.
The fat old lady who sits upon the
throne of England has outlived three
of her court physicians and is starting
OH the fourth.
Most of the fellows that are not GO
ing to war hold to the belief that cow
ardice is really species of superior in
telligence.
Spanish names are pronounced in
softly lisping accents But the rs will
be pronounced with zip when the
war begins.
Perhaps money talks. but it seems
adverse to holding conversation with
! great many people.
We blame our errors on fate, but
take credit for our successes to our
selves.
If a man were to discover the north
pole his wife would not let him keep it
in the house.
A man who never changes his mind
is one who has so little that he can't
run any risks with it.
The woman who thinks of nothing
but dress is pleasanter to look at than
| the woman who never thinks of dress
at all.
When woman drives nail through
the plaster and hits beam she thinks
she is the smartest person she knows.
Clothes are said to make the man.
| but acknowledgements are due to the
| woman who keeps the buttons sewed
| on.
Tommy, you are a regular little
glutton, how can you possibly eat so
| much?
81 guess it is luck" said Tommy.
Nothing aggarvates a woman more
than to be sick when papers are full
of lively dry goods advertising.
This year the woman who Is stylish
will ask: rs my hat on crooked?" in
stead of asking if it is on straight. 1t
| will be the fashion to wear the hats
crooked.
The man who is always rafting off
things, will find his affinity in the
| soulful girl that underlines PASSAGES
in novels and writes her opinions on
the margins
After girls grow older they begin to
| bring in refreshments earlier in the
evening, that the guests may eat and
go home.
When a woman resolves to be more
economical she imagines she has to
go right down town and buy some-
thing, to prove her resolution to buy
&c onomically.
You remember the woman you used
earrings that they pulled the ears way
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ing back.
Marriage in Spain takes place by
day or night, according to the fortune
of the young people, or their station
in life. If well-to-do. the ceremony
comes off in the early part of the
morning.
Nearly all lions are left-handed, A
famous explorer says that when one
desires to strike forcible blow the
animal almost always uses the left
paw.
A good horse plays out as soon as a
pretty woman.
81 suppose Ikestein sent the custom
airy check to the boys after the fire?'
| mo he did not but he promised to
make it twice the usual amount the
next time"
| mr.. Gnabbins was seen to spend
some money the other day"
| Eyes he had to get ten dollar bill
changed, it would have worn out if he
had carried it any longer.
Hamlet-Is that little chap still sup
porting the leading lady at the Gaety? ?
Richard - No, they are married.
Brooklyn Life
Some women think it cheaper to
stsal servant girl from friend than