The silver lance., 1898-02-11
Atchiso GLOBE Sights

Ex-senator Hill, Of New York, objects
will stand by Organism.
Most girls sell concert tickets because
they are told by the managers that they
are pretty and popular.
Men are becoming so scarce that whom
boy OF twelve goes calling these days,
he is allowed to sit in the parlor
What joke it is for a newspaper to
announce that Mrs. Jones is enjoying an
extended visit" from Mrs. Smyth,
The most unlucky day of the week, so
far as accidents to human beings are
concerned, is not Friday, but Monday.
According to a list recently published
there are 1868 pensioners who draw more
than Sf5 month, and 2,519 who draw
s72 manth.
In a newspaper that devotes special
columns to the "club life" of women, the
adjoining columns are rated very desir
able space by patent medicine agents.
1t is generally agreed among Kansas
politicians that something must be done
with prohibition. There is only one
thing to do, and that is to get rid of it.
A man never knows the price of the
Christmas present given him. A woman
can tell within a few cents, no matter
what the present, or where it was bought
An Atchison man had a very remark
able experience last night: he had the
nightmare, and got away from the devils
that chased him. No such thing ever
happened before.
When man calls on an old girl, there
is great excitement in the neighborhood
until it is learned that he called to sell
her a new brand of buing, or on some
other matter of business
The members of a boarding club at the
Missouri State University live for eigh-
teen cents and a half per day each, and
it is estimated that the amount could be
easily reduced to seventeen cents.
Before a woman goes to bed, she spends
great deal of time in locking up the
house, but the burglar never has any
trouble in getting in; he usually only
finds it necessary to raise a window.
An Atchison girl who has had expert
ence, says she would rather not have a
sweetheart than be 'joked" about it.
Everyone seems to think that love af-
fair is great joke, and you bet it is.
When girl advertises for few pupils
in painting or music, she always says
| that she will take "limited" number.
| The poor thing soon discovers that the
number will be limited all right enough.
Married women who board look young
/ longer than those who keep house. This
seems to prove that it isn't the man who
is responsible for age, but the stirring up
of things and putting them in the oven.
Evangelist Moody has made an appeal
to the people of New York for the aid Of
the starving Cubans. This is all right,
but what is the matter with letting the
cyclone sufferers at Fort Smith sit at the
first table?
Only one man in a thousand makes
success Of moving out of the community
in which he has lived long time. A
mean man should move often, but a man
who stands well with his neighbors,
should not risk change.
As soon as a man dies, his women folks
recall that he had "favorite" hymns,
which they ask to be sung at the funeral
This happens in many cases where the
deceased would be greatly surprised at
the discovery, il he knew of it.
The word friendship is abused almost
as much as the word Glove" Nearly
every person seems to expect a great
deal of love and friendship without giving
anything in return, and make a great
fuss because of disappointment. Nearly
all drafts on friendship are protested.
Altar woman has been married
short time, the people begin to say all
sorts of things that will make her hus-
band out a mean man. The women are
now saying that recent bride, who had
a wedding that went off with band and
sky rockets, is wearing the old shoes
thrown at her on the occasion of her de-
parture for the train
If you want to get even with a man,
give his daughter kodak. She will love
you for it, and it will break her father
up. 1t costs as much to run a kodak as
to keep a horse, or bet on the races.
The amounts are small but they are very
numerous. Before girl has learned
enough to take and develop single
picture, her father will have paid out a