Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-06-15
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Spanish Ideas of the United States.

Spanish Ideas of the United States.
The Spanish people are said to be
very ignorant, and the following clip
pings from some their papers will
show theirideas of the geography and
the people of the United States:
The Diaria issues an extra, saying:
THE yangee presidente Magginly
committed suicide for fear the Span
ish feet would capture New York. "
The next day it corrects this and says
that he died from a wound inflicted
by brave Spaniard. In biograph-
cal sketch of several Americans the
Diaria says "Magginly is natural
lied Chinaman, having been born at
Canton"
The impartial and the TEMPO, I'M
der the date of April 20, both have
dispatches from Havana saying:
"Word has just been received here
that the Indians are rising against
Yankees in Illinois, Ohio and other
places. The farmers are petitioning
the government to protect them from
the bloodthirsty savages, who are
burning houses and killing on every
side. Troops are asked for at Colo
RADIO in the state of Denver, and at St.
Louis (San Luis) in Missipa,"
The Impartial in the same issue
said;
eve have repeatedly called atten-
ton to the fact that the Americans are
ignorant swine who cannot take care
of themselves under any circumstan-
ces. That they are imbeciles is shown
by the fact that at Philadelphia the
othe, day a boiler burst in cigar fac
tory and killed twenty seven people.
And these are the people who dare
to defy and insult the Spaniards. with
centuries of chivaIry and warlike his
| tory at their backs"
One issue of the Pals said: at is
pitiful to see what children, what
weaklings the Americans are. They
are as unable to care for themselves
as infants in arms. Yesterday there
we're no less than two railway accl-
dents in America, the total victims be-
ing six. They are ignorant of the use
of steam and their telegraph poles are
continually blowing down" The
Pals. specializing on what Spain will
do with America when she shall have
conquered it, says;
The country is not fit to live in.
The climate is execrable. When it is
not sleeting or showing the heat is
unbearable. Avalanches are frequent
at all times, and these threaten the
principal cities. AS for the people,
besides few whites engaged in bust
ness along the eastern coast, the re-
mainder of the country is one vast
plain covered with Indians called COW
boys and great herds of roaming cat
tle."
Another newspaper, Ell Heraldo de
Madrid, of much later date, said:
Cali the troops of the Yankees are
in the far western part of the country, |
many thousand miles from the At |
lantic coast There are only few
thousand men all told, and they are
ill-paid and ill-fed and not willing to
fight. To utilize this force it will be
necessary to bring it to the eastern
seaboard. There is but one railway
by which it can be transported and
that is an old and poorly constructed
affair. At one place this railroad
passes over Niagara Falls, a cataract
1000 feet high, near Labrador. At
last accounts the bridge at this place
was in very dangerous condition. 1t
need surprise no one to hear that
some agency had made it still more
so. 1t would serve the hateful pigs
of Yankees right If their miserable
army was thus drowned"
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Press, Author, Iowa, says: Il have
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