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ehned to think so. He has fifth wife.
Haryey-George said he kissed you.
Did he? Flora (ambiguously)-No
mucb-Boston Transcript
Teacher-MarX make sentence
with dogma as subject Mary (after
careful thonghU-The dogma has three
puppies. Tx.
l'ld you say the man was shot in the
woods. doctar?" NO, | didn't: | said
he was shot IN the lumbar region
Aonkers Statesman.
Footlight-Who Is the most proms
Ing person in Your companyY Sue
Brette-Oh, the manager, by all means.
-Nonkers Statesman.
"Snagsby Is the most devoted golf
man | ever met The only meat he
eats is sausage" BALI No. links"
Cleveland Plaindealer
There's IA young woman who makes
little things count" How does she
do itf' Teaches arithmetic in prl-
mary school. Boston Globe.
What Il sanguine man Cooper is,"
"SangnineY He advertised for Il mid
dle-aged typewriter girl ana expected
TO get applications. Mexican Herald.
Tommy said the teacher to II pu.
Pill In the juvenile class, what Is syn
tax Il guess 1t must he the tax on
whisky" replied Tommy. Chicago
News
Blister-l'd like to see that new de-
vice of yours for preventing the theft
or watch. Kister--Can't show IT, 1t
was stolen from me yesterday by n
pickpocket
Mary, there's dust on the piano ut
least six weeks old" "But. MisSis,
that's the fault of the last maid I've
only been here three weeks" File
gende Blaetter.
The lady In the sunbonnet--Oh. |
guess you think whatever you say goes.
The lady In the curl papcrs-If you
hear 1t, II does: II goes all over the
nelghborhood
Student-Fellows. the sheriff came to
my rooms to-day. He seems to me
Just like child. All--lIow SOP Stu
dent-He wants everything he sees.-
Lustige Blaetter.
Stranger-ls your society here very
select2 Arizona Al-See them graves
over thar2 They was all filed by fel-
lers who came to our dances without
invltashuns. Brooklyn Life.
Miriam-Dld you take the picture OF
the young man on the mantel? Mil
dred--Yes. Miriam-Frlend of yours.
I suppose? Mildred Well. he was be
fore | took the picture Yonkers
Statesman.
The Soldiers MotherI got n letter
from George today, and he Is grum-
bling about the yictnals In the army.
The Soldiers Wife-l am glad to hear
that he is making himself at home
indianapolis Journal.
Reelman ito gneSt)-Oh. | assure you
that | never make a business OF nsh
ing; | merely fish for recreation. Mrs.
ReelmHn--Yes. and that's about the
only thing | ever knew him to catch
Richmond Dispatch.
Smith (the good father)-Whcn | say
anything in the presence of my chill
dren, | am very careful TO have it ac-
curate Jones (the wretched bachelor
Yes; suppose they'd call you down
IL it wasn't. t.--Detrolt Journal.
A little girl who had been told not to
ask for anything To eat at Il ueighbors
came home with a face very suggestive
of lunching When asked by her moth
er why she had asked for something.
she said: But. mamma, | didn't ask
Mrs. G. just looked at her and said
Can't you see how hungry | amE"-
Truth.
Farmer Whiffietree-You say you
want job and would work for cent
n minute? Why, that is sixty cents an
/ hour, six dollars n day, thirty-siN dol
/ lars week, hundred and Weary
/ Willie (faintly)-Iold on dcrc. boss,
| Call 1t half IA cent minute, den |
4 only want ter do five cents WORTH
/ Judge.
Il suppose" said the farm land, who
was looking for a job, that yon he
| lleve in the elsht.hour system:'
That's what | do, replied the farmer.
Il work eight hours in the forenoon
and eight in the afternoon, but along
about hayin' and harvest time occa-
sionally put in two or three hours cN-
ira"
II saw a sign-painter barely save
himself" said the student boarder by
catching as he fell the sign he had hn,
ished. He was suspended twenty feet
from the sidewalk He is not the
first man." said Asbury Peppers, who
hung breathless on his own words
when no one else dld.'-Cincinnati En-
quirer.
sammle had just returned from Sun
day school, and his mother asked HIM.
IL he had been good hoy. NO; not
very" was the truthful reply. Then
you didn't get good behavior card!
aueried his mother. "Oh, yes, l ana
.,.,ttol +hn nraporiouS VOun1sLef Il