The Somerset reporter., 1898-10-27

my daughter gave up being govern ess."
"Were the children had9"
"No, but there wasn't any young man in the
house to fall in love with her.
"a dose In time saves lives" DR.. Woods
Norway Pine Syrup: natures remedy for coughs,
colds. pulmonary diseases of every sort
Little Andrew: "Pa, what's geuius9"
Pa: "He Is generally a fellow that the
neighbe RS had very poor opinion OF when he
was boy"
Scald head is an eczema of the scap--very
severe sometimes, but 1t can be cured. Doan's
Ointment quick and permanent In Its results
At any drug store, so cents.
Orleans he is fined s25. Boston fines q man
$40 for beating his wife.
Chronic nasal catsrrh poisons every breath
that Is drawn nto the lungs. There Is procura-
BILE from any druggist the remedy for the cure
Cream Balm placed into the nostrils spreads
over an inhamed and angry surface, relev-
ing Immediately the painful Inflammation.
vanishes Immediately. Sold by druggists or
will be mailed for 70 cents by Ely Brothers, Sc
Warren Street, New York.
Confidence: 1.-TWO parents talking schools)
-"Grotboros good school :" Yes; I am
told tba. the future # the Grotboro boys is
felt to be secure that they teach them the
harp"
OOk OUT for the first signs of
II impure blood-Hood's Sarsaparilla
is your safeguard. 1t will purify,
enrich and vitalize your BLOOD,
Talking of uobson and Other sailors beirs
kissed cumulatively. the English Admiral
Nelson is the irst to 70 down in history
associated with Copenhagen.
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder disease re-
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AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" II is q great sur
prise on account OF its exceeding promptness
in relieving pain In bladder. kidneys and back,
in male or female. Relieves retention Of water
almost Immediately. II you want quick relief
and cure this In the remedy. 1v51
Sold by Horstio W. Gushing, Druggist,
lo7 Water St. Skowhegan, Me.
Aunt Hetty: What does this paper mean
by the best peoplef'"
suppose"
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS. wIssLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teething, with
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sold by Druggists In every part OF the world
for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. 1yss
Bagps: ut Is said that Dame Fortune
knocks once at every mans door,"
Jaggs: "Well. it was her daughter, Mis-
Fortune who called on me-"
Distressing STOMACH Disease
Permanently cured by the masterly powers of
south American Nervine Tonic Invalids need
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The cure begins with the frst dose. The relief
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is certain under the use Of this great health
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Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist,
107 Water st. SkowhegaD. Me
Go it Alone: "whst do you think Of the
."vell, mine frendt. t'ink der Hebrew wins by
nose.