Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1898-05-28
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He-Darling. wanted to take you to
the theater tonight, but felt that
couldn't afford it. She-NeVer mind,
dear. We can go tomorrow night
Life
Uenpeck-I have troubles Of my own.
Mrs. Henpeck-But you are the partner
of my woes. Henpeck-Yes. silent, as
in' everything else.-Cincinnati Times,
! Star.
THE doctor would like to see you in
side" said the maid to the caller in the
! reception room. Not much" said the
I startled patient; he can't try any N
ray on me. "-Yonkers Statesman.
Did you hear of the accident which
befell your brother?' "Accident? No.
Not serious hope?' well, rather
An idea struck him, and now the entire
upper part of his head is paralyzed, -
New York Herald.
Mr.. IsaacsI sells YOU dot coat at a
grad sacrifice. CustOmer-But you say
that of all your goods. How do you
make liying% Mr.. Isaacs-Mein frient,
! makes n small profit on de paper and
string.-New York Weekly.
What intensely red hair that young
man has" exclaimed Maud; I'm sur
prised that you seem to like him so
we'll" oh" replied Mamie. Il don't
like him very well. ! never invite him
to anything put pink teas. Washing
ton Star.
The quest for truth: Mr. Monterey
It used to be said that Truth lies at the
bottom of a we'll" Mr. Esplanade-I
know. Mr., Montercy-NOW it lies at
the bottom of Havana harbor, and div
ers are trying to bring it up.-Pittsburg
Chronicle-Telegraph.
/ Gargoyle Cback in town after years
abSeuceD--When | went away, Jones
and Brown were rival suitOrs for Miss
Twitters hand. Which proved to he
the lucky man? GIanders-Cant tell
that yet. She married Brown only a
month ago. Ask me again in about
year.-Life.
/ Flick-Call him Il musician. Why, he
doesn't know the difference between IA
I iIo' W. III ''A' a - lll'iOIH. ld'
! You don mean IL And'thcy hurry to
get away from one another. Each is
/ terribly afraid that the other will ask:
I by the way. what is the dit1crence|'-
Boston Transcript.
/ "No. ma'am said Meandering Mike,
/ I'm sorry. but it's ag'in my principles.
! I can't spljt no wood" well" She an
swered. there will be a load of coal
here this afternoon. and" I'm sor-
7 ry ag'in: but can't carry no coal. But
/ I'll tell YOU what | will do-I'u comprO-
mise Eff you've got gaS-stoye. I'll
turn on the gas. -Washington Star.
..Ito,.o ,.o,,,.o boon touino ,a oil
oIono" said tba hrioht-foced vonro
v.ifa .o.hot - wonderful cool, ,.ou1,
mothar was. and NOW. vonr Aunt Iope
has Just told me that your father was
chronic dySpeptic." wei. YOU see"
the Young husband murmured. with a
deep sigh. mother learned by practic-
inc on father Cleveland Plain Deal.
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II noticed whom | uaSsed through the
han Iote last NIGHT " answered the old
man. THAT he had TWO heads upon his
shoulda,,s "-Chi,.aoo News
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