The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-09-17
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Defined: Tommy-Pop what is thl
iull before the storm: Papa-Tht
honeymoon. my son.-Truth.
caller-Is your wife at home. Nj
johnson? johnson tsurlilyD-Don't yoa
see her wheel in the hallf-Town Top
les
Young Physician (exeltedly)-Hos
did you learn about me- Messenger =
iang all the bells til found one Al
home. Truth.
The Able Editor lironleallyl-"ls tia
roetryT' rontributor-"D Didn't | begin
each line with a capital letterf''-Ros
ton Traveller
Dawklns How's yonr Indigestion
old man: Phillips Its doing nicely.
thank you: bnt | don't feel very well
myself-Bazar.
He once told me he could marry
any girl he pleased And has he:''
We'll. he hasn't managed 10 please any
yet."-Pick-Me-rp.
The Higbees are going 10 honsekeep-
ing again. Tired OF hotel life: NJ;
bui their dachshund has got Hired Of ho-
lei food Brooklyn Life
Jack say. Jim. why aren't You call
Ing on Miss Jones any more: Jim
Don't ask me-, Jack: the reason Is a
parent Harvard Lampoon.
Comedlan-rd like something heavy
TO eat this morning. Ira gedlan- For
my part. | would no. he averse 10 a
few light rolls.-Boston Courier.
Browne Allow me TO have the pleas
ure OF returning that five dollars that
] borrowed the other day. Smythe-
Thanks; the pleasure is mine.-Hariem
Life.
Have you any stylish neighbors:"
stylish: Mrs. Toozle. next door. Is
Just getting over u Observation-Disclosures
attack of typhoid fever. Chicago Rec
ord
Variable: stranger In Texasi-"lIow
long do you follows work AZ y sfretehf'
Cowboy-"Well. it depends coed deal
on how easy lie Teller dies Dy're yari-
a,:le. Judge.
Y5ast-"Can you tell anything about
mar by simply looking ~ his face.
Criresoubeak- Why. certainly can
tell whether he has whl>kefs or not. =
YoIkers Statesman.
Amateur Scientist Can you explain
to ME the reason why 50 many people
become insane Guyer-"Tbe answer
ought TO suggest itself They have no
reason "-Philade,phia Call.
Yes" said the bunco man. com.
placenti9, as he finished counting the
roll which he had received from the
hitherto prosperous farmer: Il always
lid appreciate the good things of life"
Pack
E;hel--"I just left Miss Elderly. She
says she cant see any difference be-
tween w.ltzing with man and let
ling a mln hug you" Bessie-"She
would II she had ever been Rugged. -
Puck.
"Of cour,e womsn can tell a funny
STORY bhc cAtitiiuGus lHulkhihlia
never tried to tell ore yet thai all the
men didn't get TO laughing before
had more than started. Washington
Star.
why do you think be will make such
an ideal husband; Eidn't he say. tho
irst thing, that he couldn't afford to
get you such an expensive rlng| Yes,
but the deaf boy went right OF and
got it."-I1f-.
A great treat: Hey, Lizzie. come
here, If yer enjoys music an want ter
have some fun. There's n organ-grind-
er bin TUX with spazzums, an the boys
have got the organ, an Is a-playln'
waltzes an pokers like anythlnkr' -Ba-
Ear.
Manageable fftieth performance OF
"The Dinlng-R Room Girl occurs next
week. and intend to give away some
dainty silver souvenir; can you sug sest
anythingf Friend (who has seen the
play think you'd make hit by Civ
Ing each person in the audience n sill
yer dollar-Puek.
Mamma wonder why II Is that
George plays and sings so much for
Albert since they've become engaged
She never seems To cease from the time
he comes into the house until he de-
parts. Papa-I guess She wants to
make sure that he really loves hep.-
Chicago Daily News
Tell me, doctor" asked the ambI.
tlous young disciple of Galen. eagerly.
what was the nlost dangerous ease
you ever had:" I'm confidence, now
that | am about TO retire from prac.
tice." answered the veteran physician.
frankly. Il will confess that It was my
medicine-case. Puck.
Darling" said n Chicago lover
don't you know that ii Is unlucky 10
postpone wedding Il can't help
that was the reply Of the adored one;
my dressmaker is sick aud I'm afraid
1t would be more unlucky IL wcrc ia
90 ahead and get married before hay.
Ing all the clothes | want made while
my father Is still willing to nay for
them Whereupon he concluded tc
defy the fates and wait for the dress
maker TO get well-Chicago Post.