The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1898-07-12
MIR. DOOLEY'S WARNING.
He Points Out What May Happen to
@Prince Hinnery".
[From the Chicago Journal.l


what I'd do? I'd go away. somewhere
an play peeknuck1e fir tn beers. Prince
Hinnery's in a place where he's libIe to
be rolled.
Eye see, Hinnissy, this Prince
Hinnery is a brother iv tn impror iv
Germany. That's why he's a prince.
If he was a brother iv me frind Sch
Wartzneister down tn sthreet he's be
ttndin' bar on TIL night watch. Whin a
Garman gets along in tn wurruld he
has all his family wurrulxin' FIR him.
Thats where they're diff rint firm our
own people We're too proud to wurruk
r wan " our own family. We feel
above thin. So, whin WilIum got to
pc lmpror iv Germany he give his
brother good job. Hinnery,' he says.
ye'er gettin' to be a big, sthrong fell
low he says. an We haven't done any
thing but set around he says, 'gettin'
up bOwlin' turnymints an practicfn'
r the mannerchore, he says. IT'S
time We whit OUT he says, an showed
what they was in We he says. Go
over he says, an kill a Chinnyman,'
ne says. All r-right, Bill says
Hinnery, all fright, ye'er majesty he
says. An he wint over in boat an
pulled down laundry signs an bruk
windows an whin tn Chinnymen come
r-runn1n' upstairs Wr-ringin' tn soap
suds out iv their hands he took thin be
! tn, pigtails an beat tn gr-round with
| thin
'Whin a Garman is at peace with
/ the Wurruld an rayspicts his neigh
bors an is happy to set out in fr-ront
" his place r-readin' his Fried Press
an passin' tn time iv day with his
/ customers he's a gintleman an usu'ny
| votes Fright. But lave a Garman win
1 wan fight an both sides iy' tn sthreat
| won't hold him FIR pride. Twas so
1 with Prince Hinnery. Whin he'd licked
| tn Chinnymen he went walkin' up an
/ down tn fr-ront iv tn contynint iv
/ Asia with his thumbs stuck in his vest
/ cOckin' his hat at all tn wurruld an
4 mlntlonln what he done to iVrybody
/ that passed that way. TIL way 1
! threated thin haythan was a sight yet
/ says he. 'Aber,' he says, I'll do amy
| wan that falls in me way he says.
| Bedad, Will ne says.
/ HE was lookin' FIR fight whin he
/ heerd that George DoOley an Packy
! MOuntjOy was mixin' up an away he
| whit to take a hand in it Cousin
! George was just through with tn Span
| yard an was settin' on top iV wan iv
| his boats playin' on the coronet f'r to
pass away tn time whin along come
! Prince Hinnery. Well, me Garman
| frind, what can I do FIR We? says
/ George. I've come up says Prince
| Hinnery FIR to interfere in this fight
/ he says I don't like tn way We have
! rolled me frind, Packy Mountjoy' he
| says. He's a towny iv mine, an 1 may
| have a fuss with We Whin I hear firm
| me brother, already says he. All r
! right, says George All Fright, me
/ buck says he. All fright he SAYS
| I'll wait FIR We he says, to hear fr' m
! home he says, if yet get between me
| out firm TIL manhole,' he says, I'll
/ have to push We ar-rOund,' he says
| III take no advantage iv ye,' he says
! but tn postal facilities are poor he
| says, an if We was in tn way I might
/ take a kick at ye whether ye'd got a
| letter firm home or not he says. AN
! Irish fight he says, is no proper place
| FIR a Garman boy he says An he
whit on playin' 'O'DonnelI Aboo' on tn
| coronet.
What happened to Schwartzmefs-
| ter's brother Hans happen to Prince
Hinnery if he don't look out FIR himsilf
| Re know LOOey-a big chunk iv r
round headed, gOOd-natur lad. with
no more harm in him thin a fishbaIl-
a Thorough man in his thrade, toO-cud
| carry half a dozen stems on each arm
over a steeplechase cOorse without
spiIHn' dhrop- Well, wan night, Looey
had been lOadin' himSilf up with kim
mel an cursed wather an he wint out
with tn two Regain boys that was cilly-
bratin' their havin' carri'd tn prim ries
f'r Willum J. O'Brien be ro1Iin' beer
kags down into tn Chinese Iaundhries.
Well, he had tn divvH's own time
though he didn't know what twas all
about, him thinkin' it was SERIOUS an
tn Regans On'y doin it be way iv a
joke. An iv'ry time they rolled in a
kag tn Chinnymen r-run out in their
Ondacint clothes, an LOoey an tn
Regain boys thrun bricks at thin, an,
oh, twas glOryOus spoort FIR tn Regans
an mighty inthrestin' to Schwartz
meister, him thinkin' twas SERIOUS
Afther awhile tn Regain bows see a man
gOin' up tn sthreet that'd wanst en-
plred ball game again thin, an they
put out FIR him. But Looey bein' a Gar
man an not KNOWN how to Fave off
whit on rOllin' beer kags. Down be tn
bridge he come acrOst a basemint with
lights in it, an rolled kag, because
he was a Garman an didn't see where
tn joke inded- He rolled this kag down
on top iv Wolfe Tone Haggerty, the
shoemaker, who was peggin' boots on
his bench. Haggerty was an industhrees
man an needed a r-reSt an he dhrOp-
ped his hammer an come bOundin' out.
SchwartzmeiSter him bein' a Garman
an not seem that tn pint iv tn joke
was that tn kag was rolled again a
Chipnyman, heaved a r-rOck at him
Haggerty come firm near CIonmeI
where tn first thing they Iarn Whin
they lave tn mother is to heave a r
rock an tn mex thing to duck wan
an he lodged an come up again Looey
Ike Clancy's hghtin' goat Pether Maher,
an though a small man, an unarmOred
cruiser, We might say, took him be tn
feet an shtud him on his head. Whin
vacant lot an was jumpin' on him fir m
on top iv tn fince. Twas at Taste
week befure LOOey Cud see to make
change without proppin' his eyes open
an FIR a long time he took his four
quarts a day through a sthraw. Hag-
man an he dhropped in to see him tn
mex day. 'Ogoost,' he says, we must
keep ye'er boy LoOey off tn sthreet'
he says. If he goes on in this way
he'll get into a fight he says.
4 hope" Mr.. DoOley concluded, that
Prince Hinnery won't take Cousin
E George Dooley FIR a Chinnyman. If he
does, he'll get slapped"
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