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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-09-28

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NEW YORK. NEW HAVEN AND
HARTFORD RAILROAD.
EASTERN DISTRICT.
Time tables giving fun information as
10 local and through train service .nay
be obtained at Providence station and
stations below.
'iain service From Providence.
PROVIDENCE DIVISION.
Corrected to Sept. IS 1858.
bOSIONs.So. sas Zoe Soc s'at,Sn' ,o1 Poo; 100;
a: M; 1902. c2.o2. 2.o4. s2s. 4.o1, 5.o2.
DOS. 6o2. 1.2S, 1.6o. SOS. 9.5s. 1905 D. IN.
sundays-~b5.i0. 5.5O. d640. Tvs JVs a.
m; l2.0S. 4.0S. di.40 cos. 7.5s. SOS. s.5s ..
N. Returning. leave Boston from Park
station, bl2.03 6.i5. 7.45, SIS. 800.
clQ.OO. 1908 l0.45 n. m: l2.4s, l.03. 245.
500. 3.45, 4.45. 800. 5.i5. 100. Ols. Ills
y. m. Sundays-bl2 203. Csc. dIl0. Sis
a. m; l2.lS. 200. BIS, 200. 5.is. 100. SIS
p. m.
ATTLEBoRO-5.4o, $50. 6.4e. 7.os s.os.
$40, 9.O2. 1902. 1910. I1.4j q. m: 1902
H. 10, 204. 2.40, S.iv. 4.02 40. 502, $40.
Coz, c.40. 710. sos. 1908, 11.40 l.. ~.
Sundays-5.40, $50. GO. 7.0S. $40. a.0S
a. M; l2.OS. 4Os. 40. s4v. 6.os. sos
y. m.
NORTH ATTLERoRo AND PLAIN
VlLLE-s.40, $40. il.40 a. III. ;4.40, $40
y. m. Sundays--G.fO a. M: 40 %. n.
WAMPUM. lyRENTHAM, NOR
WOOD. CENTRAL NORWOOD AND
DEDHAM--6.40 $40, IL. 40 "a. m. "a 40 %.
IN; Sundays-6.4o a. m; 44O p. IN
MANSF FIELD-b5.40. $50. 7.02, s.O2. s.02.
1902 a. m; 1902. 2.04, 4.02. SOP s.O2.
40, sos. 1906 p. m. Sundays-hJ. .40
800. 1.OS. 9OS a. M: l2.0S. 4.0S. sos. s.oS
u. m.
FITCHBURG and way stations-5. 30
s'0S a. M; 1902. 4.o2 p IN. Sundays
4.OS p. IN.
LON, ELL and way stntions-5.C) 4. m
wv, f.O2 p m. Sundays-4.0S u. m
IA UNION AND NEW BEDFORD
$40. $40. 1O.40 a. m.: 1910, 2.I0, 2.4S
$40, $40, GAO, 1l.40 p. IN. Sundays
$40, $40 a. M; $40 y. m.
MIDDLEBORO-6.40. s.4o, 10.4O a. ~:
i24O. 40. $40. 4.40. 5.4O y. m. Sundays
-C.40 a. m.
PIYMOUTH-6.40 a. m: 12 40. 440 u. m.
Sundays-6.40 q. m.
POINTS ON CAPE CDD-6.40. $40 n
m; l2.40. 24O, $40 4.i0 ,. m. Sundays
$40 a. m
c0TTAGE CITY-l2.4o p. m. via New
NANTUCKET-12.40 p. m.
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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-09-28
PROVIDENCE LINZ
Corrected to Sept. Is. 1858.

FOR NEW YORK-Steamers leave Fox
Point Wharf at 500 p. IN. daily excep.
Saturdays.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-09-28
NEW WORK, NEW HAVEN AND
HARTFORD RAILROAD.
EASTERN DISTRICT.

Time tables giving fun Information as
10 local and through train service .nay
be obtained at Providence station and
stations below.
Train scrvice From Providence.
PROVIDENCE DIVISION.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
Claude Branton Indicted.

Eugene Guard October %.
The grand jury brought In an IN
dlctment against Claude Branton,
charging him with murder 10 the
first degree In the following words;
In the circuit court of the State of
Oregon In and for.Lane county.
State OF Oregon vs.. Claude Bran
ton.
Claude Branton IL accused by the
grand Jury OF Lane county, by this In
dIctment with the crime OF murder
10 the frst degree committed AS fol.
lows, 10 wit:
In Lane county, Oregon, on the 18th
day OF June, 1893, the aforesaid Claude
Branton then aud there being 10 said
county aud state, did then aud there
on the said 18th day OF June, A. ID.
1898, felonlously, purposelY, aud OF
deliberate aud Dremeditated malice
kill John A. Linn by means unknown
TO the grand jury. Contrary 20 the
statute 10 such case made and pro-
ylded and against the peace aud dig
nlty OF the said state OF Oregon.
Dated at Eugene, Lane county,
Oregon, this goth day OF October, A.
ID. 1898
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
Lhild's Arm Broken,

Thursday afternoon, while playing
ln front OF his parents house on
Court street, Donald, the 3 year old
son Of DR.. w. II. Byrd was run over
by wheelman and had both bones Of
his right arm broken just below the
elbow, and his scalp cut and bruised.
The blcyclist was an employe at
the Rodgers Book Bindry, and he
picked the injured child up and car
rled him into the house. He claims
that the little fellow ran Ia front of
his wheel when IL was too late 20
stop.
DR.. Byrd is much incensed over the
reckless riding OF bicycles on the side
walks Of the city and announces 1t as
his intention TO take legal action In
the matter unless the city council
takes some decided action In relation
TO the use OF the sidewalks by wheel
riders.
The council has bicycle ordinance
pigeon holed some place aud IL is ex-
pected that this will he again brought
up at the next meeting.
While bicycles are great conve-
nIence TO many business men, 10 is
unjust that they remain on the side
wallis unless they do something tn re-
strain the reckless riding Of few In
dlvldnals who endanger the safety
and almost the life OF the cIty's In-
habitantS.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
More Christmas Boxes for Manila.

The first installment OF Christmas
boxes was sent by the ladies OF the
Capital Emergency corps Thursday
evening. Another shipment will soon
be made. Altogether about 1850
pounds will be sent.
The ladies OF SedRwlck corps are
also preparing large lot OF gifts for
the boys and these will be sent to-
night together with the remainder OF
the Capital Emergency corps Offering.
The ladies OF the Sedgwick offered to
send them with their own gifts and
the offer was acceptable. Both lots
taken together will make the boys
forget their distance from home and
enjoy an old fashioned Christmas In
the land OF the fallen monarchy.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
N. V. KAYs, SUIT.
Against the Oregon State Board Of AEri.
culture.

Against the Oregon State Board Of AEr.
culture.
The demurrers OF j. Q. Wilson and
the Oregon Agricultural society 10 the
complaint OF plaintiff In the suit OF
M, V. Kays w, State Agricultural
society was decided in Justice John
sons court at 2p. m.
The demurrer OF j. Q. Wilson was
allowed as TO the first and third sec.
tions, relating 10 the Jurisdiction OF
the court and the feat that the COM
plalnt did not set forth sufficient
cause for action. The demurrer Of
the State Board OF Agricultural was
overruled.
The case Is one brought by NJ. V.
Kays 20 compel payment on three
warrants for eY2. 10, $1,000 aud 81 al
legged due him for labor performed for
the board. The new la6 tirm OF
Brown, WTlghtman & Myers repre-
sent the pIaintlif in the suit, while
Attorney General ldleman, VIM
KAISER aud w. II. Slater look after
the cause OF the defendants.
The state board must now answer
70 Kays' suit, and the case becomes
very Important, because there are
mauy thousand dollars OF claims out,
aud as the members OF the board are
not liable as individuals, Mr., Kays
Judgment will be la the nature OF
Of Judgment against the state,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
s. p. CO. ENTERPRISE.
Improved Fruit Machinery Is Inspected
by Marion County Farmers.


A carload Of improved prune curing
machinery has been on exhibltion'for
the past two days at the 5. p. Co.
depot.
The exhibit Is sent out by the
Southern Pacific company under the
direct supervision OF Prof. Emory ID.
Smith, the head OF the horticultural
and agricultural department OF Stan
ford university. With him are
associated, Mr.. ID. q. Crummy and
Mr.. l.. Cunningham, manufactures Of
the machinery. The machinery
consists OF graders, sprayers, and
dlppers Of the latest Improved types,
such as the large fruit ranches OF
California use.
The depot platform has been
thrpnged with curious farmers all day
and many favorable remarks are
heard about The utility and usefulness
OF the various devices.
The car goes 20 Eugene TO exhibit
there. Many OF the farmers crowded
around the car today and expressed
their intention OF buying this ma
chlnery as soon as possible as IL saves
both time, labor, fruit and incident
ally money.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
A Fine Load.

B. II. Hall. OF Halls ferry, today
brought In a load OF apples of the
King, Red Cheaked Pipin and other
varieties. This load Of apples was
picked from young trees and there
was not a scab TO been seen 10 the load
more Oregon apples are finding cash
market this season than for years and
the indications are that the apple
business will be one OF the most
profitable branches OF the fruit
industry In Oregon. The Spiizeu-
burg grows to the highest perfection,
Mr.. Hall haying about ten bushels Of
beautiful ones In his load. This was
the finest load of apples we eyer had
the pleasure OF looking at 10 Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
DREAD FLAMES
Consumes the Faslon Stables at the
Hour Of Midnight.
Totally Wrecked, It Stands Opposite
the Court House Blackened
Ruin.

Thursday night at 1l:25 the dread
alarm OF fire rang out, awakening the
sleeping city, and hurryIng the fire
department to the old Fashion livery
and feed stables, corner Court and
Liberty streets, which we're burning
hercely. This morning all that re-
mains OF that large establishment
10 the city, lsa few old rigs In the
upstairs storero0m OF the south wing.
a hundred tons OF water soaked
snonlderlng hay, few scattered
bales OF blackened straw and a roof
less building tlackened and worped by
the fiery element,
At Jl;20 last night as Night-watch.
man Williams was attending to a
belated horse and buggy, on going to
the rear, or west end, OF the barn he
saw a dull red glow In the hay over
head, and at once souned the alarm Of
fire. The department responded
quickly, but their utmost efforts
could not save the immense loft load
OF hay and straw aud grain.
Four streaLls OF water were turned
on the burcing building, while willing
hands cleaned the lower barn OF ey>
erythlng portable, even the telephone
and the safe being removed. The
tiremen worked fiercly with the flames
and held them in the upper part Of
the buildlLg. The middle OF the
large truss roof fell 10 and a greater
part Of the upper wall was demolished
on the south side, and the north side
is warped and sprung out over the
street.
The origin Of The fire is unkn own,
but II is supposed that tramp
secreted himself In the hay during
the absence OF Mr.. Williams in the
other part OF the building and accl-
dentally set the hay adre, escaping
before IL was discovered.
The Fashion Stables were built in
1890 and the building was one of the
largest In the city. The present own
ers OF the structure, Hon. +. HIrsch
and Geo. Collins, carried no insurance
on II aud consequently will lose
heavily by the fire. Skipton Brothers
the present proprletors, had an Insur-
ance on the contents of the building
with the Norwich Union Fire In-
suraDce Company, In the @. ID.
Gabrielson agency. The total policy
was for $500, 5000 OF which we're on
the stock OF feed, $500 on wagons,
buRgies, harness, ETC., and 5000 on
horses. The stock OF feed was the
only part OF the contents dam
aged, the rest OF the effects OF
the barn being saved.
Messers Sklpton are not yet certain
what their movements Will be In the
future, but IL is doubtful whethe.
they again engage IN business In
Salem. BY strict attention 10 business
and first class service they have tullt
up livery business second To none,
aud II lsa sad blow TO them that this
misfortune should come Just as their
first struggles we're over aud success
seemed assured 10 them.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28

MIR. bnd Mrs. L. @, StrattOn, OF
Wooster ohio, have returned 10 their
homes haYlng spent some time In
visiting old friends In the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Steusloff and
family, OF Omaha, Nebraska, are
visiting Mr.. Steusloffs brother, f. W.
Steuslotf, lat hls home In North Salem.
A. II. Forstner 4 Co. Machinlsts
are moyiug To the corner OF Liberty
and State street, building formerly oc.
cupied by Mark Savage as feed store.
J. j. Dalrymple & Co. have deco
rated their large show windows with
a complete outfit OF lncondescent
lights, and Will hereafter illuminate
their display as never before.
Mrs, Willman's chlldrens' class
meets at 1880 a. IN. Saturday and the
regular class practice at 2:30 p. m.
Any one interested in musical In
structi0n welcome Ia attend.
Joseph Groshong OF jefferson left to-
day for Wilhoit Springs, accompanied
by little Arthur Martin, who will
visit at the home OF J. N. Groshong.
Mrs. Groshong is the guest OF Mrs. Jo
Martin Of this city.
Il. II. PaEkhurst, Oliver Blers aud
A. Il. VAIN formed jovlal party OF
hunters that left for the country
around Detroit this morning. They
go armed with the latest out OF shot
guns and rides and expect TO charter
special train TO bring home the load
OF yenlson and other game they are
going 10 Kill.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
PERSONAL AND LOCAL.

Movements Of Residents and Visitors al
the Capital City.
For additional Local and Social see third page.l
E. }. Swafford was visitor at Ma
rion today.
Gort0n's Minstrel Company reached
town at eleven on their special car.
George Foley, OF Oregon City, has
gone 10 Albany after Visit with Ed,
Horgan OF this city.
Mrs. James McCourt will open a
boarding house at l0l Center street
next Monday, Oct, 81.
Mrs. Whoberry OF Myrtle Point has
gone 10 Wilhoit Springs 10 spend the
winter with her mother.
Mrs. Gibson, the mother OF Police
man Gibson, has returned 10 her home
at Stayton, after visit with her soa
At his home Ia this city,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
Ersah Wnd Rasnherrlsn.

J. NJ. Jones, OF near Clymer, brought
into the JOURNAL ONCE bunch OF
wild raspberrles. This is something
unusual even 10 Oregon. Everbearlng
blackberrles, strawberries and rasp-
berries are very common, but the wild
black raspberry rlpens in July and is
seldom known TO produce a second
crop.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
257 Commercial Str66t
Fine Music.

The popular Gorton's MinstTels ar
rived in this city on the IL O'Clock
train, and shortly after gave a strong
street parade, and aud a splendid
concert. This Ia with out a doubt
the best band lately seen In this city.
The Company will be seen tonight,
aud big house Is assured, Null
len s. Wonder the accrobatic wonders
are worth the price Of admission
alone. The Gold Concert band will
render a delightful concert il front
OF the theatre this evening.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
Insane.

l. J. Grow. aged 50 years was COM
mltted Co the asylum today by
officers from Crook county.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
BORN.

HA DLEY.-At the family home In
Rosedale, on Thursday, October q,
1885, 10 MIR. and Mrs, A. NJ. Hadley,
a daughter.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28

You need We have them 10 sell
s2 70 sI0, plush aud clOth-Our
sS plush cape Is longer and wider
than any sho En Ia Salem or else.
where; measure them and see,
Our jackets are new style and iil
well, aud the price Is right.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
Hops, Fruit and Potatoes.

The present condition OF the hop
market as Indicated from talks with
buyers IL 10 the effect that hops will
see the 2Oc mark before the present
crop Is cleaned up. Yet the buyers
are slow 10 substantiate the trend OF
their opinion by Offering higher than
l6ic. They say they would pay lie
for very choice article. Salem buy
ers are paying from "a 10 6sc for old
hops and all old ones are nearly
cleaned up.
Conditions Ia theNew York statecrop
are somewhat better than was expec-
ted. ln England favorable weather
has Improved conditions while Ia
Germany the crop Is 25 per cent. short
Of last years crop.
Ia New York state the purchasers
are paying from 10 % lsc fOr best
Qualities.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28

will cauFe lots OF smoke, but the fam.
Gus lOc La Car0na cigar will give
more satisfaction 10 old aud young
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
CALL A MHssnNonR

CALL A ME6SnNoHR
and have your notes and packages
delivered, TO oclleot a bill. 10 60 on
errands for you. AJAX for special
rates on merchants packages
Charges reasonable. Bicycle ser
vice. Ring Blue boxes on telephone
90.
Lockwood Messenger System, Central
offioo NO. 28B Commercial street,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
A Worn Out Fire Engine

Is a dangerous luxury, but the high
grade groceries you will get at Bran
son q Co.'S store are perfectly pure and
wholesome.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
An Unknown Hobo

may cause many a fire, but the people
know that the 25c meals at StronR's 8
restaurant are the best In town.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
Ladies Underwear

New lines Of "Elorence' and
"OneIta" union suits ln all
grades FROM. ........75c 10 $500
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
Or Underwear

Llne Is complete. Children's
Union suits 25e; Ladies' Union
suits, SOC 20 81. Our mems heavy
lecced goods at SOC each are an
right. Mems line iieeced lambs
wool, 81 .S5 suit.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
WILLS BROS. GICO.


Slaudafd Patterns. best aud q eapest.
barRal0 SHOES chlldfen's toc, ladies
l5e
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28

Flne wool garments in white or
natural, best eyer sold tor..
sI.O0 per garment.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
PorAroEs AND AppLRs.

Salem buyers are paying 25c for
spuds AZ present aud taking all that
come az that price. The crop Is not a
full one aud many farmers are hold
lng their potatoes for a hetter hgure.
The Salem Fruit & Produce company
are la the Held for all first class
potatoes.
Apples are now comiDg Ia fast aud
many noe lots are being sold 10 the
Salem shipper and Oregon apples are
q good demand Ia the east as we'll as
In the California markets. Choice
apples are bringing lOc while ordinary
lots are from so 20 S0c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28

Ladies' white merIno ribbed,
great value. -. -. CSC per garment
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
THE WEATHER.

This afternoon, tonight and satur-
day fair.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28
STATE HOUSE PlcKUPs.

Gov. Lord today committed the
sentence OF RObt. Hinman, the Doug.
las county outlaw. lie was sentenced
20 serve five years Ia the pen Tor
assault with DANCE rous weapon, and
had serYed about l6 lnOnths. He Is
reported as being near the point OF
death from consumption, aud his
mother wishes TO take him home. He
was badly shot when captured, ana Is
undoubtedly a PHYSICAL wreck.
Onleers from Crook county today
brought Martin Ritter 90 the pen 10
serve two years for forgery. They also
brought l.. j. Grow, aged SO years, To
the asylum.
State Treasurer Metscban expects
20 publish a call for state warrants
about November ]. He doesn't expect
10 beable tO cash all the outstanding
warrants. but will be able 20 pay
large share OF them after that date.
WarFanE holders should watch for the
Dflcial cali.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28

Full lines OF cotton feeced gar
meats from .... .....25c up
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28

For men, women aud children;
best goods, lowest prices. See our
ladies storm boot for e3,
Full stock W rubbers aud rubber
goods.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-10-28

Eobody need have Neyraigla- Get DIR. Miles
Pain Pills from druggisCA "one cent dNa9'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-03-03
Reflections Of a Soinster.

A man whom a dog will trust is new
er wholly bad.
Woman has three weapons fattery,
food and filtration.
AT 20 men love woman; at 80, WON
an; at 40, women.
A woman who can keep her lover as
a friend never believes in his love.
People who consider love a dream
usually grow to think marriage as the
cold breakfast.
Anger is a better weapon than tears;
a burr commands more respect than a
sensitive plant.
1t isn't what he doesn't know that
troubles man, but what he knows he
doesn't know.
It's foolish wife who fears her hus-
bands old flames. Let her look out
for the new ones.-Judge.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-03-03
A BOON FOR SUFFERERS
A Remedy Which Has Cured More
than 100000 People.

than 100000 People.
IS Drops" is the name Of a powerful
remedy which is guaranteed to cure
rheumatism, neuralgia, catarrh, asth-
ma, Ia grippe and kindred ailments.
The company is entirely safe in making
the guarantee, because every month
they receive thousands Of grateful let
tiers from those who were sufferers,
but have never received one complaint.
The effect of IS Drops" is felt at once.
James Williams Of Regent, ILL.,, writes
on Nov. -, 1897: ''My wife has been
suffering two years with rheumatism.
She used about one bottle of 5 Drops,
and can now go without her crutches."
To more extensively advertise the mer-
its of this remedy the producers will
for the next thirty days send out 10O,-
600 of their sample bottles of this posi-
tive cure for 25 cents a bottle by mail
prepaid. Large bottle, 300 doses, 81
(for thirty days bottles $3.50. Those
suffering should write to the Swanson
Rheumatic Cure Company, 167-169
Dearborn street, Chicago, Ill, and take
advantage of this generous offer. This
company is reliable and promptly fill
every order.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-03-03

no good. They said my trouble was rheu-
matism resulting in disease of the heart,
and that there was no cure for it. Never
theless l had lived and fought the disease
for thirty years and did not intend to die,
simply because they said | must, so |
hunted up some remedies for myself, and
finally happened on DIR. Williams Pink
Pills for Tale People. l asked some of
my neighbors about the medicine, for it
had been used by several persons in the
community, and they recommended it
very highly. procured a box. The pills
helped me right away, and | continued
taking them. | commenced taking them
last fall. and finished the sixth box a few
months ago l am not bothered with the
rheumatism now-the medicine has cured
me. l can most certainly recommend DR..
Williams Pills.
These pills are not only good for rheu-
naatis1n, but are valuable for any disea Sc
that arises from Impoverished, or bad
blood. They do not act on the bowels.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-03-03
CHEAP AT THE PRICE.
han In the Sandwich Island.
Posted Him.

TIC sandwich Islands Had
Posted Him.
ne mace hearty meal at one of tho
restaurants near the Third street do.
pot and as he rose up with his hand n
las POCKET he said to the proprietor.
A"o years ago, in the Sandwich
islands, l met man from this town ,,
Inc Dill Is So cents,'' said the nro-
prletor as he crooked his finger.
1es, know. And the man casually
observed that some day or Other 7
might find myself In this town,
please hand over your bill. SIR
certainly, and he added that if 7
ever did and felt hungry and was dead
oroke TO call On you. He couldn't re-
member your name, but he said vo,,
were called the man with the hr
heart" e
Il want 55 cents, SIR" exclaimed
the proprietor.
know you do. And the man added
1hat While you didn't profess to run
an orphan asylum, you never refused
10 chalk 1t down In the case of an I'M
fortunate. You may put my account on
the sla to-"
You pay cash OR get the boot" said
the proprietor as he came out from he
hind the counter.
Ihat was another matter he refer
red to- continued the stranger. "He
said that at rare. intervals you gave a
man the boot, but the kicks were few
In number and lightly administered.
If in your Judgment
'1n my Judgment I'll kick your heels
over your head" shouted the proprie-
tor, as he seized him and led him to
the door.
''The Detroiter whom l met in the
Sandwich Islands said that you some
times clustered and bowed around,
but it was only for moral effect"
I'll moral effect you, you old dead
beat. Take that, and that, and that"
Seven vigorous kicks were admins
tered, the last of which lifted the man
into the street. He crossed over, turned
about on the curbstone and called
across:
Il counted 'em and there were only
seven. Seven times eight are fifty-six.
Or not quite s cents kick. Say, Old
man, I like your large-hearted and lib
eral way of doing thirgs. Call 1t even
8 cents a kick and le1nlsle come over
and eat $50 worth Of grub" -Detroit
Free Press.