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Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17
There is no fool like an old fool,
ROYALTY AND poMEsTnlTY.
PrlnoOsseS and Othor Titled Women
who Can Sow and Cook.

frlhcobhob anu UthVr Illou women
who Can Sow and Cook.
It Is great mistake to suppose that
to be domestic Is Of necessity q bour-
gcois characteristic, A writer In
Truth points out that all OF Queen
Victorlas daughters we're taught TO
cook and sew and make themselves
useful, Tho princess OF Wales knows
all about scientific dresscutting and
another prnces1 was not long ago
initiated into all tho mysteries OF the
professional hairdresser's art. "Thero
is no better Judge of needlework in
the kingdom than Princess Christian"
says tho writer referred TO- MANY OF
the designs uscd In the Royal School
Of Art Ncedlework Ore from the clever
pencil OF Princess Louise, marchloness
OF Lorne, Princess Alice, mother Of
the present empress Of Russia, used to
cut out her chlldren's clothes and trim
their hats In the fNr-back days when
she was grand duchess of Hesse and
was surrounded by the little ones.
Princess Henry OF Battenberg is a
skillful embroidercr, besides being an
artist and musician. Domesticity has
not proved q bar to culture In tho case
OF any Of these highly placed women.
The Empress Frederick of Germany
is one Of the most intellectual and cul-
turod womeN In the world, but she 10
also an adept in the domestic arts.
She Is a sculptress and can cleverly
WELD the brush, as well as her sister,
the marhoness Of Lorne. So here Is
n shining example In high places. And
II we take step down to duchesses,
marchionesses, ETC., we shall find that
blue blood Is usually associated with
a taste for true British domesticity.
The duchess OF Abercorn can sew
beautifully. The duchess of Suther-
land can cook and make gown. She
often designs her own dressed. The
marchloness Of Londonderry, one OF
England's most famous beautles. is q
utilitarinn Of the first water"
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17
MOST WOMEN ARE MIssHABeN
Straight Arms n Rarity Doeanse OF Pre-
vailing Fashions ln Dress.

Straight Arma n Rarity DeeanBe OF PTe
vaillng Fashions In Dress.
The latest count in the indictment
OF tight corsets and sleeves comes
from physician who declares that In
diligence In the two fashionable folliet
named is responsible for many mis-
shapen female forms. Indeed. he de-
clares that few women are well form
ed, adding that practically all Of them
have either crooked arms or crooked
legs-sometime both. Inquiry among
teachers Of physical culture ELECTS
pretty much the same opinion, and
all lay the deformity to causes speci-
fed above, The physician referred to
has this to say: Women are knock
kneed bow-legged, too lean, too fat,
or only partially developed, and O
straight arm is very rare. Tight
sleeves, tight waists and tight corsets
are to be blamed. A man rarely has
deformed arms, because his clothing
is made to allow him an opportunity
to reach anywhere, and fashion does
not forbid him to swing his arms
when he takes his daily walk. Besides
being tight, woman's sleeves are put
into a waist in such manner as to
prevent her from lifting her arms to
any height. The fashionable sleeve
Of the past twenty years has been
crooked, and women's arms have
grown as crooked as the sleeve. Bow
legs and knock-knees often begin In
childhood, but they are finished by the
high heels and narrow, pointed toes
which distinguish the everyday foot
wear of womankind. These deforml-
ties may be remedied by thorough
course of physical exercises with
dumbbells and Indian clubs or any one
Of the excellent exercises now on the
market, and children can be saved
from deformity by care and attention.
The American mother ia careless Of
ten-alows her baby to stand upon
tender Little legs whose cartilages are
too soft to bear the weight of the
body, and SO bend one way or the 9th
err. II outward, the baby will have
bow-legs, and II in the other direction
knock-knees will be the result. The
legs should be allowed to gain
strength to bear the weight OF the
body. Massage for both arms and
legs Of baby should accompany the
daily bath, and IL there is slight
indication toward deformity the limbs
should he bandaged."
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17
ALDO Rewnrd. G1no.

The readers OF this paper will DO pleased IA
learn that there is OF least one dreaded disease
stages and that Is Catarrh. HILLS Catarrh
Cure Ia che only positive cure now known 20 the
medioW fraternity Catarrh being q constltu-
tlonal disease, requires constitutional trent
ment Halls Cntarrh euro TX taken internally
netting directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces OF tho system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution anc
prletors have so much faith IN It's curative
powers that they offer ono Hundred Dollnrsfol
any case that II fails 10 cure. Send for list Of
Testimonials.
Address i. j. CHENEY g. Co, Toledo, o
Sold by druggists zoe
Halls Family pills arc the best
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17
Aniivltx OF YonuYlun.

Much anxiety has been caused In Ma.
Piles by the renewed activity Of Mount
Vcsuvlus. There Is little likelihood
that II will do any serious damage. On
the other hand thousands die daily
from stomach disorders, who might
have survived had they resorted to
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters 1t is the
greatest tonic known for stomach and
digestive organS
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17
NEED WIVES IN SOUTH AFRICA,
Necessity COmpois Relaxation Of MI
sogynist Cecil Rhodes Rules

Necessity COmpois Relaxation of ME-
sogynlst Cecil Rhodes Rules
British South Africa is sadly in need
Of wives, according to late accounts
from that land OF diamond mines and
millionaires. The chartered company
of which Cecil Rhodes Is the head has
for years frowned on the idea of mar
rage among its mounted police, civil
servants and other employees. This
objection has amounted to practical
prohibition, and is we'll known to have
been the result Of Rhodes misogynist
views, he being q confirmed woman
hater In the past year or two
number of his best men have left the
company's service rather than sub
scribe to Sir Cecll's peculiar notions
to the extent Of remaining single for
life. The result has been that other
leading members of the chartered
company have taken the matter up.
They pointed out that unless a rever-
sal Of policy were manifested things
would soon assume a serious aspect,
as important affairs would be left in
the hands Of the least reliable Of the
company's servants. Sir Cecil gave
the matter due consideration, and,
finding that the protest had most sub
stantial grounds, has surrendered.
Accordingly an edict has gone forth
among the chartered company's OFF,
Gals promising that preference in pro-
motion will be given to married men,
and advising all those who can do so
to enter forthwith into the bonds of
matrimony.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17
ThIrtoon Natives Hanged.

LONDON, Nov. 14.-The mails from
Sierra Leone, West Africa, bring news
Of the hanging at Kwelu of thirteen
murderers of American missionaries,
members Of the United States Brother
hood Of Christ, in the Sherbro district
Of Sierra Leone last May.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17
Mr.. Towno Defeated.

ST. PAUL, Mimi, Nov 14.-There
seems to be no doubt that Page Morris
has defeated G. A. Towne for Congress
In the Sixth district by o safe though
smell majority.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Trying to quell womans wrath is
good deal like sitting down on n
bunch OF lighted flrecrackers to pre-
vent their going Off.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Do not believe statements that other
people are working hard" for you. II
you do not work hard for yourself, no.
body else will.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17
In trying to extend her influence a
woman very often destroys II.

Happy Homos-pcrfect health and strength Cor
women and men, Cures huiTennoal, develops bust ~
women Al hr0dslac Tor both soXoa, Cures liquor and
tobacco habits Price 0l. send for phytlclnns testl'
moniala Scientific Kennedy Co., BOX Sis, Boston.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A man may be the mOneyed factor
during the engagement, but after mar
riage the woman always appoints her
self cashier.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Tho average man IL always willing
TO help you celebrate anything at your
expense.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Education benefits man but little
II he 10 unable TO recognize an oppor-
tunity when he meets II.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

An exchange says there are ilfty
thousand muscles In an elephants
trunk, II was evidently packed by q
woman.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

The only member OF a family that
economies on coal is the one who pays
for IL
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Physicians are called upon to pre-
scribe for the imagination oftener than
anything else.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A man can manage to be comforta-
bic in most any circumstances so long
az his feet aren't cold.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Men may philosorhize better thar
women, but the latter are more sue
reSsful in reading the average human
heart.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

There Is always mud on the pave
ment when u woman has on a silk pet
ticoat
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A ring around the moon Ia sign OF
rain, and ring around woman'A fin
ger indicates more reign.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Ten cents In your pocket will pur-
chhse more than the dollar someone
owes you.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

The average woman actually believes
that II she had been in Ewes place
Adam would still be the head gardener
OF Eden.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

The same old grind gets u little
harder every year.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Political economy 10 the art OF get
ting the most votes for the least mon
ey,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

The Widows husband has been bur-
led but the husband Of the grass Wild
ow merely been mislaid.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Although man and his wife are
looked upon as one, some wives con.
Sider their husbandF very small frac.
tiops.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Every one occasionally longs for the
kindness that is shown u rich man just
before he dies.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A man will destroy his own life by
holding his breath, but no may prolong
the lives OF others.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A wrathful answer doesn't always
turn away soft people.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A man who 10 superior TO his cloth
ing usually wears mighty poor clothes.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

There's usually vast difference In 4
mans worth and what he Is worth.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Speaking of secret society benefits,
the hod-fcllows are always assisting
the masons.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Only a strong-minded woman can
write letter and omit the postscript
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A physician says a woman Is never
really III as long as she is able 10 com.
plain.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

BucEet.shopping is about the onl,
kind men indulge In.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Remember mans prejudices when
he makes n prediction.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

1t is easier for some girls TO win
admirers than II 10 to capture hus'
band.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Ishnll recommend Plso's Cure for Con-
sumption far aud wlde.-Mrs, Mulligan,
Plumstead, Kent, England, Nov. 3, 1885,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A man always thinks appearances
arc deceitful when they are against
him.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Lots OF friends are retained by not
saying the smart thing we might have
said.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A woman with n low, sweet voice
always wears low hat at the thea
ter.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

It's we'll to "lsnow thyself" and it's
just as important not TO give myself
away.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

The average man ia lot surer when
he Is not In love than he 10 when ho
Ia
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Every man believes he Ii "picked
ut" more than he deserves,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Truth never lodges, no matter who
throws mud ut II,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Some wives prepare for war BY
riAing their husbands pockets.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

IL always hurts young man q little
when some girl he knows tells him she
10 engaged,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Qulnine Tablets All
druggists refund tho money II II fails 70 cure,
Zoe. The genuine has l., b O. on each tablet,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Some people believe too mnch and
others not enough.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

wit may move the world, but the
truckmHn always gets the credit fol
doing II.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

There is nothing like an earthquake
for opening up new fields
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Women OF fashion are invariably IN
love with themselves.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A man may not be hero to his va
let, but we don't see what business q
hero has with valet, anyway.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A woman always has an idea that
she can tell one lie and then quit.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

The easier u man is TO approach the
harder he Is TO get away from.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

When fool opens his mouth his
head Is soon emptied.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Love has lot less conscience than
II has good looks,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A mans best capital Is his industry
If he can sell II.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A good thing ceases to be n good
thing when we get too much OF It,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17
Rcnd tho Adyertlaomonln.

You will enjoy this publication much
better If you will get in the habit of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford most interesting study and
some excellent bargains Our adver-
tisers are reliable, and send what they
advertise.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Woman is fair sample Of divlna
contradictions
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

The average man seems to use his
wish-bonc moro than any other bone
In his body.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Good fortune comes 70 men ofteneT
on foot than in a stylish carriage
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A word to the wise may be sufficient
but they seldom get off that easily.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

After leaving college II would he a
good idea for some men TO go TO school,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A man follows Precedent as long as
II benefits him,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

A society woman Ia one who has
learned TO smile like politician.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-11-17

Respect good enemy; he is at Least
10 hypocrte.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-07-31

hearted enough to walk over the decks
and examine the interior, some financial
reward was in store. In the after caoin
of the Oquendo an iron safe was FOUND
and this was brought on deck and opened.
There was about $500 in silver in this safe,
and Harry secured $65 of this amount II
would have been possible TO have saved
an of the money, but some sailors from
the Texas came aboard and in their et-
forts to get some of 1t, the bulk OF the
coin was knocked overheard.
lie does not know when the Dandy VIII
come home. She has seen hard service,
and for two months the men and CORE
spondents have not taken off their clothes
to lie down to sleep They never get but
four hours sleep out of the twenty-four,
and are all losing flesh rapidly. Only the
constant danger and excitement incident
to the continual cruising keeps the men
going and they are willing to keep II up
as long as the war lasts. IL is glorious
experience to all. and they would not eX-
change the dangers and hardships they
are undergoing for a good round sum.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-07-31

time he saw his field piled up with a vast
quantity Of bright, red Elbertas of the fin
est size and quality. He ate all ne could
and gave 10 his neighbocs all they would
eat. but stll he could make no impression
on the orchard He turned his hogs on
them, bur they could not destroy them.
He had never sold such things in the
towns and cities, and The idea never once
occurred 90 him. And as Tor shipping them
TO distant markets. he didn't know it was
possible. The officials of the Macon, Dub
lin and Savannah Railroad heard of the
great orchard that was wasting its treas
ure and they decided 10 see if they couldn't
save the negro some money. So, on yes
ierday. General Manager Wright and
Agent Byrne went down the road on an
engine. and then crossed the country to the
Negroes place. They found that they We're
just one week too late, as the peaches are
now too ripe for shipment They estima ted
that fully $1,000 worth of fruit was lost
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-07-31
CRUISE OF THE DANDY.
Thrilling Experiences of the Tug
That Sailed From savannah.

Brunswick Ga, July SO.-On board the
Associated Press boat Dandy, now doing
service in the exciting events around San
tiago, is Harry e. Berrie, a Brunswick
boy. When the Dandy was chartered for
the press service Harry was second officer
on board and he has remained in that
responsible position every day since the
vessel went away from Darien. He has
just written a lengthy lakter to his mother
and father. After describing the difficult
ties attendant upon getting mail, he re-
iares the eXcitment which followed the
firing on the Dandy from the forts 1t
was during a commandment, and the news
paper men on board were anxious to Sc
cure a better view than they had. After
consulting with the ships officers, it was
decided to make a run in close to shore.
The Dandys PROV was turned shoreward
and the forts were rapidly coming into
plain view, when a puff Of smoke warned
them of shot sent their way. one sec
ond later the shTieking shell passed over
them, causing everyone to Involuntary
duck his head. Almost instantly after
wards another puff was seen and another
one of the screaming instruments of de-
structiOn came toward the vessel, and
caused those on deck to think about turn
ing around By the time this thought had
been put into execution the Spaniards had
sent another shell after them and this
burst fifty feet to the stern of the Dandy.
BY this time she was making the foam
fly away from the danger line, and the
gunners evidently realizing that she could
not be reached did not attempt another
shot This is only one of the many mar
row escapes the Dandy has had, and IL
Illustrates to what length the newspaper
men and those in COMMAND of their dis
patch boats win so to get good reports and
| descriptions of what is going on and 10
be seen In this war
When the Spanish fleet was coming out
of Santiago the Dandy was lying off shore
some miles. She Immediately closed In as
near as Admiral Simpsons orders would
permit. and witnessed the destruction OF
the entire feet
While the Nizcaya and the Almirante
Oquendo were on the beach burning Har-
ry says several from the Dandy. includ-
ing himself, went on board the Oouendo
The sights they witnessed were heart
sickening. Bodies OF Spanish sailors
smoke b.ackened and blood-covered were
lying on the decks twisted around the iron
work and exposed in all their horrible
mutilation to the blazing sun. American
shells had swept the deck and moved
men down like rlpened grain before the
reaper's blade. TO those who were stout