The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-08-10
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best shot in the country. She" well
| don't believe it, lie kissed inc in
the dark, the other night, on the nose.
- y swarm Of bee, has taken re-
fugc in Il box surmounting Il Bangor,
Me, telephone pole They make lots
of trouble but nobody disturbs them,
and their owner can have them by an
plying at the pole.
- lIc-Tcll the truth and shame
the devil, you know. She-I don't
know whether it would shame him
for you to tell the truth, but it would
surprise him much.
DeWitt'a Witch Hazel Salve has the
largest sale OF any SAlve in the world.
This fact and its merit has led dishonest
people to attempt to counterfeit it. Look
out for the man who attempts to deceive
you when you call for DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, the great pile cure. Evans
Pharmacy.
The most wonderful astronomi
cal photograph in the world is that
which he's recently been prepared by
London, Berlin and iarisian astrono-
mers. 1t shows at least 6S,OOO. 600
stars
= llazen-l like to see man stick
by his friends. Now, for instance, if
man told you | was an ass, you would
not join right in with him, would you?
Dilby-No, sir; l d rcbuke him. I'd tell
him that the truth should not be
spoken on all occasions.
The recovery of many Of the
wounded at Santiago is attributed to
the bits of antiscptic cause, known as
surgeons s sponges, which were distrib-
uted among the soldiers for immediate
application in case Of being wounded.
These are stcrilized and saturated with
bichloridc Of mercury, which is
strong antiseptic and prevented the
formation of pus or gangrene later.
When an ostrich is preparing to
hatch she scratches hole in the
ground about the size of bushcl bas-
kct. Eggs are then laid day after day
and arranged around the hole. When
twcnty-one are laid the bird kicks
them into the hole. and at night sits
on them. The male bird performs this
duty in the daytime, thus permitting
his partner to obtain exercise.
One Minute Cough Cure surprises peo-
pie by it's quick cures. and children NAV
take 1t In large quantities without the
best reputation of any preparation used
to-day for colds, Group, TICKLING IN the
throat or obstinate coughs. Evans Phar-
macy.
What nonsensci'' exclaimed the
proud young father, as he flung his
book aside. "To what do you refer?"
asked the friend who welcomed any
topic that did not lead to deserip-
tion of phenomenal children. "This
statement that all men we're born equal.
It's an utter fallacy. Why, my baby
weighed ten pounds when it was born,
and Tackley's weighed only seven and
a half"
A few days ago while saving into
pine log at Lambert's saw mill in
Florence. curious relic was found, in
the shape Of an old flint and steelrifie.
The log had hollow in the butt of it
and in the hollow was found the rife.
When it was placed there is not known.
The tree was large one and it must
have been very many years ago. The
tree was felled in the forest land Of
MIR. j. Robert Muldrow, about three
miles below Florence.
Guy G. Lee, student in one of
Wisconsins universities, has started
in canoe from Madison, Wis, to
Brazil. He crossed Lake Monona, and
followed the Yahara south to the Rock
river, through which he will pass to
the Mississippi, thence to New Orleans
and across the Gulf of Mexico and
Caribbean sea. The rest of the trip
lies along the south Atlantic coast to
Rio Janicro.
= A case was recently tried in one
of our courts about the soundness of a
horse, in which clergyman, not con-
versant with such matters, appeared
as witness. He was little confused
in giving his evidence, aud a buster
ing lawyer, who examined him. at last
exclaimed, "Pray, sir. do you know
the difference between a horse and
cow" II acknowledge my ignorance"
replied the witness. "I hardly know
the difference between horse and a
COW, or bully and bull-only that
bull, I am told, has horns, and
bully (bowing with mock respect to
the pettifogger,) luckily for me, has
none" "You may retire, SIR" said
the lawyer; GIVE no more questions