The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-10-10
DooLEY ON THE INDIAN WAR.
He Offers an Illustration of the Case
to Hinnissey.
P. Dunno. in Chicago Journal.

F. F. Dunno. in Chicago Journal.
"Ginral Sherman was wan iv tn smartest
men we liver had" said Mr.. Dooly. He
said: War is hell an that's wan ~ tn
finest sayins / know anything about.
War Is hell It's thrge wnrred an an me
ony good Indyun is dead Indyun.' An
that's good sayin'. too. So, be tn powers.
we've started in again to improve IN race;
befure tn winters SHOWS, We'll TURN them
Chippeways into a cimitry branch iv tn
Young Mems Christyan Association. We
Eye see, Hinnissy, tn Indyun is bound FIR
to give way to tn onward march Nv white
white civilization. l come along an find
OF Snakes-in-H is-Gaiters Twin quite an da-
clint in new ne frame anne 1 house Thinks s j.,
session Nv this fine abode, an him not able
f'r to vote an without .frind on tn polls
foorce;' So says |: Snakes l says, get
move out west iv tn thracks an dig hole
FIR ye'erself;' / says. 'Divvle tn fut will |
it an l have tn law on me side, he says.
FIR why should take Mary Ann, an
Terence an Honoria,. an Robert Immitt
out west iv tn thracks.' he says, far firm
tn bones Nv me ancestors he says, an be-
yond tn wather-pipe extinson.' he says.
Because says l, am tn walkin Oily
gate iv white civilization ! says. I'm jist
as civilized as YOU says Snakes. I wear
sYe might Wear tin pairs says I, an ali
at wanst.' says, an ye'd still be a savage
says l, an I'd be civilized says if I
says. so get OUT says /, FIR tn PLAINLY
movers is outside r-ready to go to wurruk
well Snakes he fires shtove lid at me
an go down to tn polls station an says l:
Loot l says, 'theyse dhrunken lndyun
in on outrageous an he won't let me hang
me pitchers on his WALL says l. Vile saw
age says tn loot. I'll tache him to ray.
spict tn rules iv civilization he says. An
he takes out woganload an goes afther
Snakes Well me frind Snakes gives him
battle, an KNOWN tn premises well he's
awhile they rip him away an have him in
tn pathrol wagon with a man settin on
his ,l head a., An thin he's put und s I'll bonds
west iv tn thracks an / move into tn
house an tear out tn front an start faro
s sSns sS Sp. day w 1 get tired or h
makes his lunch too sthrong FIR COMPETE
ton, I'll go afther Snakes again.
9TH on'y hope FIR tn Indyun is to put
his house on rollers an keep a team
hitched to it, an whin he sees a white man,
to start FIR tn settin' sun. He's rooned
tn plugged dollars that he gets from tn
agent an be pickin' blueberries into rowlin'
stock. If he knew anything about balloons
Missy, has all tn balloons. But, anyhow,
he's doomed; as Hogan says: Tn onward
march iv tn white civilization with NOR
gedges an other modhren improvements IS
slowly but surely. as Hogan says, chasin'
him out. an tn last iv himll be Twin in a
divin' bell somewhere out in tn Pacific
ocean.
Well" said Mr. Hnnessy, the stout
philanthropist, Il think so, an thin again.
1 dinnaw. 1 don't think we threat thin
fright If / was tn government I'd take
what they got, but I'd say: Here take
this tin dollar bill an go out an dhrink
ye-ersef to DEATH I'd say. They ought to
have some show"
Well said Mr.. Dooley, eff We feel that
way We ought to go an inlist as an Indyun."