, 1898-09-30
HUMOROUSLY REVIEWED.
Resume of Wyoming News by a Man
With Fun in His Composition.
lDenver Evening Post.

[Denver Evening Post.J
If the editor of the Buffalo Bulletin
with an automatic crook attached to
his elbow, this item would arouse grave
suspicion: Their was "A very striking
luminous appearance in the sky Sun
day night. In the northwest was a
great patch of light hat to a vivid i'm
agination might suggest a huge hand
of fire, while due north was a cigar
shaped patch of light. As they faded,
long, faint streamers of light could be
seen shooting from the northwestern
center of illumination. Again on Tues
day night We We're favored with the
beautiful arch of light in the northern
sky.
Douglas had a real genuine profess
sioHal burglary and safe blowing cpl
sCdc to add to her other evidences of
growing metropolitan greatness.
The Cheyenne Tribune editor fears
that the publication of Candidate Luke
Voorhees, piolure in the Wyoming Der
rick may throw Il nJar fICst over his
state treasurership chances in the
northern Bdrt of the state. Must we
understand that the fastidious people
up that way will vote only for good
looking men?
Mr.. Drinkhard Of Missouri mas been
visiting RawIins. Ii the gentleman's
name fits a certain trait of his charac-
ter he didn't have 70 be shown the
beauties OF the damp feature of West
ern life.
Editor Chaplin Of The Laramie Re
publican says that a man can now let
it leak out very quietly in Colorado
that he is a republican without being in
danger Cf getting lynched. IT is very
evident That cur good neighbor was
never within hearing when IA Colorado
republican was pr0claiming his prIn-
cip!es or he would have emitted that
word quietly"
Editor Will Reid is infusing a gin
that it lacked under the Old manage
ment. Thai livey little city should be
proud Of che two able papers that are
proclaiming its varied advantages to
the world.
\ man named Shafer. living on Snake
river, was arrested last week for horse
stealing. He was taken to Fourmile
and was given a preliminary examina-
ton and was bound over in the sum Of
$500. 4 few years ago he would have
been given ten minutes time in which
to make an endeavor to recall his
childhood prayers, and then hung up
to cure.
About one hundred Of the most prom
inent ladies of Laramie have organized
themselves into a Woman's club and
will now haze just as good an excuse
as their husbands for not getting home
until the cocks pass around the crow
ing assurance that it is midnight and
ais WE'LL"
The Cheyenne authorities have added
wv imported bloodhounds t o the force
and the Sun-Leader throws out IA hint
to criminals that when they now pur-
sue their calling in that city they
should keep their feet in condition to
leave no scent on the trail or they will
come to grief.
Saratoga Sun: The Rev. A. A. John
son has accepted the passionate Of the
Methodist church at LOngmont, Colo.
This is a step in the right direction and
the Sun extends cordial and friendly
greeting to DR.. Johnson on his retire
ment from politics and his return to
the pulpit. Political ambition has
ruined many men. but DR.. Johnson has
yet time to retrieve the errors OF the
past three years. and We believe he will
do it. Cromwell, | charge thee. fling
away ambition. for by that sin the
angles fell. How then can man. the
image of his Maker, hope to win by it,"