The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-05-26
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man 30 internal y good that my vile and |
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care you're 90 widow long as live,
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rush and worry OF business life ia neatly
suggested 10 the following dialogue
found 10 one OF the papers; Where is
Jones' Gone 10 O.llIorais What Tor?
IL regain HE health. How did be lose
bis heslth1 Earning the money to 80 10
California
When The conqneror csms ont upon
he bills that overlooked the doomed city,
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,Iel i'aed. {, your eIcelency's wish.
'ssed 40 officer OF tue artillery, sslIopinR
~ ast Thea, that the tosn be shellei.
t's recrul laughed lou l y 10 the ranks
'nt the trained soIdiery merely gtoaned.
josiah, said Mrs Chusvater, locking
!. him over her sa,ses, Why don't the /
'eusp.pers print the whole Of the Presi /
dent', messsee' Whats the matter nowf
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be messss. gill be found btlou, ani then
soes shesd aud prnls the message viii
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