The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-08-25
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"si w iiis IsHishtp Naec bis msrnsssi
O. 4ap, II IL hishly Interesting TO zee
B'u .lth sslble tnrans u saPpou
-Anrrio.'s QasilaostioBs- Why
sbaui1u'a he uensd States ,ska the lead
10 tie watlis sa.iff Shes strong AZ
"s.apson. ''schlty IS $ for. iull Of
Msuln. sai esB ~ Miles, What
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r She aodetsisn tbs, matter weigh
ias nle pound 90 the mooa's surface. II
transferred 10 the earth, Sould weigh ELI
posnis Hs Csotyou m.nsse to bny
yonr butter 90 there, desri
The pss rector sszss mildly at the
smsl boy 10 the Sunday school and ssys,
Nv dear little fellow. have you read the
'T6iHy line Attieletf No. reioiDed the
ANAL boy, bot We read the Forty Thieves.
The soti ct Of Alice's graduation es
cay, yon remember. IVES Aim High. =
Yes. Well, she hiss been throwing Lerseif
., the mes preachers hesd. aud be is siI
fsei tsii
-Psliont Doctor, What does II mean
when man has sndien alshes OF blood
10 bis f.ce snd yet feels cold all over, with
. creeping sensation around his scalpf
Doctor We'll. II means that either he has
90 ssae OF cleo that be is going TO pro
pose.
l'm alt.ii have lost a patient, ssid
the youns physician who realizes the val
Ne Of maklng an impression. Didn't = on
hnoS What remedy 10 prescribed Perfect
ly, Thst part oi II was simple enough,
ba, couldn't think OF tho Liiiu Tor mus
lard plaster
Little Boy Please, / want the doctor |
W come aud see mother. Doctors Servant
Doctors out Were do you come
fromY Little Boy What Don't you |
tnow ms7 WY. We deal With you've
had baby from here last week.
Oh. OIL moaned Mrs. Weeks, who
US sufie rns from decsyed molsr. Why
sreut people born without teeth, ia like
TO tuoxf Why, my dear, exclaimed the
husband, do you happen to know anyone
iha, wstu't2
Sandy MeQairk 10 porter. who has
been about ten minutes looking after his
luggage Mon. | con see-der ye've been
vera obicesiu. Wuil 20 TAX 3 peencb
o snuff
Mildred. 80 yon and Fred Burwick
are engsgodI thought you said . few
weeks seo you wouldn't have him IL be
we're the last msn on earth2 Jessie |
kuow did. but they say that Frankie
J9nes and Gertrude Mills are both crtzy
fCr him,
Hal oIclaiin "a the murderer. Good
news al lsstl WHAT demanded the jaisr.
Vita hand that trembled With excitement
the prisoner pointed to 20 war item 10 the
sif sci that the price Of msnills rope vss
spi lily advancing, Hauah Tor Dewey
te cried.
Did yoa see the story OF the man
whose sknl is so hard that 1t n,t,ens bal
lsts1 No, but II there is such Q man he'd
better look out Whyi He'll be kid
mapped by the Spsnisrd snd used Tor fort
10 ,stlons They dou't seem TO have dis
covaed anything OF that character Jet
Il do not clsim. said the thoughtful
nenber II The club. that The influence OF
fashion is entirely harmful. We must
sdG.h that We owe the milliuer aud dress
m.ker something Goodness, yesl eI
Iained the unususily frivolous member,
'hnddering. My sccount cant be less
than sl50
Il sac Mira u --- today, papa, and
TOOK 90 my hat aud bossi TO her very
politely. | am very glad TO hear that.
Where did Jon learn TO bow 20 nicelyf
s,k~d The fond father. blissfully snticipst
rag iha, be had himself been . model. IL
'ss the hand organ monkey do IL. vas the
prompt reply.
The Judge Look here, Cephas,
sbs, sere you doing proulins around nv
heuhonse last night al such late hour, I
Cephas Who, met fes. you. Oh. come
TO reekerleck nos. Vas Iss' srter de-,
Henry Of mine. bu, couldn't iind him, 90 I
] lsr. WIS, you dom oct der 90 ls,e.
Msr Johnf 90, %. looking after The,
bsuneiy Of mice. loo.