The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-01-12
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.

- Japanese children are taught 60
write with both hands.
- Some people, like bricks, are
Nlways hard pressed for cash.
- he who gives most resolves most.
Happiness is forever an export icy.
- Don't judge men by their looks.
Fast looking men are often slow pay.
= Ono Minute Cough Cure cures auicl-
macy. -' : "o'
- Many = loud amen is nothing
more than brag by the man who
makes it.
= An Ohio man was kicked to death
by goat. This firmly establishes
the fact that the goat is dangerous at
both ends
Prosperity comes quick cut to the man
=hcsS liver is III good condition. De.
Witts Little Early Risers are famous lit
tie pills for constipation, biliousness,
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
- With most men the growth of
the beard is stronger on one side of
the face than on the other. It is
usually the case that the hair grows
more rapidly on that side on which
we are stronger.
- y Frenchman says that love is
disease that closely resembles alcohol
ism. A philosopher says: sPherc
may be some truth i'll that. I have
noticed that the gold cure is frequently
eficacious in both diseases"
- j. A. Perkins. Of Antiquity, O., was
for thirty years needlessly tortured by
physicians for the cure of eczema. He
was quickly cured by using DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve the famous healing
salve for piles and skin diseases Evans
Pharmacy.
81 wish you would give up tax
ing that drug, NY man. said the
Philadelphia preacher to neighbor.
but have to take it to make me
sleep" Nonsense Come around
and hear me preach some night
= Boston is 60 have restaurant
run on strictly vegetarian principles.
There are said to be over hundred
persons in the city who never eat
meat from choice, to say nothing Of
those who abstain of poverty's neccs-
sity.
1t is easy to catch cold aud Just as
easy to get rid Of it if you commence
early to uss One Minute Cough Cure. 1t
cures coughs, colds, bronchitis, pneumo-
mia and all throat and lung troubles. It
is pleasant to take, safe to use and sure to
cure. Evans Pharmacy.
- Accurately stated II can tell
you" said he. "How much water runs
over Niagara Esl!s to c quart How
much :" replied she. Two pints.;
What happy world this would
be if man could only believe all he
says.
care you going to join foot
ball eleven?" inquired the talkative
girl. Eyes, replied the absent
minded young man. ''And will you
wear your hair long? 2" He looked
surprised, and then answered: II
hope to. I'll wear it as many years
as L can. anyhow
Mira. Stark, Pleasant Ridge, O.. says:
"After two doctors gcve up my boy to
die, saved him from c-o1p by using
Ons Minnte. Cough Cure" Il is the
quickest and most certain remedy for
enngh.. oo,a= aud aii throat and lung
troubles. EvanB Pharmacy.
- According to circular issued in
Washington last week b. Secretary of
Agriculture. Wilson, contagious cat
tie disease, known as 4'splenatir or
Southern fever" exists in portions of
California, Arizona, New Mexico,
Colorado, Kansas, Missouri, Tennes-
see and Virginia. The railroads have |
been warned against the shipment of |
infected cattle from those sections.
Mrs. Mary Bird, Harrisburg, Pa,
says: MY child is worth millions to me |
yet would have lost her by Group had l !
not invested twenty-five cents in a bottle |
OF One Minute Cough Cure Il cures |
coughs, colds and all throat and lung |
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
a curious discovery has been
made in the archives of the Spanish |
navy-thc bills of payment of the
crews who composed the caravcls of |
Christopher Columbus. The sailors.
according TO their class. received from
ten to twelve francs month. in |
clnding their food. The captains of |
the three large caravels had each
eighty francs month. Asfor Colum-
bus himself, who had the title of Ad- |
miral, he was paid 1900 francs year.
- Some very interesting and sig
nifcant facts are coming to light in
Northern papers as the result of the
current discussion Of the pension
business. The New York Sun noted |
a few days ago that there were 2lO, 600
"deserters from the Northern ar
mics, or one-tenth Of the whole num-
ber Of mon enlisted and now the Phil |