Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-05-12
South Side.

10 nOusework but she isn't mar
ried.
The White Sulphur Band made
some good music at that place last
Sunday.
We recently had the pleasure of
meeting the Olympia correspond
ent, whom We find to be a perfect
gentleman.
Silence now reigns among the
kickers who were bowling a few
days ago that there was no fight in
the President.
We had the pleasure of counting
nine dead dogs in one pile yester-
day; result of killing sheep. Let
the good work go on.
Your scribe wheeled it from
Olympia to Mt. Sterling in twenty
minutes. We think that is doing
very well for a boy just learning to
ride-on the train.
Some of the girls cry and cry
when their best fellow leaves for
the war and nine out of ten would
marry before he returns in ten
if they had a half chance.
"a S. dollar handkerchief is a
heap to blow in" said Prof. Kim
brell to Frenchburg daisy the
other day the moment she told him
what her fellow had paid for hers.
Just like him.
Will Craig gave an old fashioned
log-rolling and rag-tacking last
Tuesday, As we were not much of
a hand to roll logs, and we stick
our hands up so lacking rags, We
did not go. Besides Will told US
he was not going to have the jug
as in days of old.
Married, May 4th, Mr.. Ernest
Wills and Miss Efiie Spencer. The
groom is the handsome and popular
son of Yves Wills, and the bride is
the beautiful and industrious
of Peter Spencer, deceas-
ed. We congratulate them as wor-
thy people and wish them every
joy possible one could have in mar
ried life.
In reply to the Wyoming cores
pendent we will say the burglar
woman would not vote the
Republican ticket. She would be
a middle of-the road, free silver
Populist, jumping from post to
post, and would try to scare the
mice and men by an exhibition of
striped stockings and blatant dem
B. F. Piersall has planted torpe-
does around his mill in Salt Lick
Greek to protect his mill and the
people and in order to test their
efficiency had Bill Clayton, Jesse
Caudill and ALT Warner to sail
over them in boat manned by
General Crouch. He exploded one
and the boys and boat have disap-
peared forever. Ben says that the
people of Upper Salt Lick need not
fear the invasion of Spanish war
ships while he is on guard.
A neighbor who is noted for his
veracity tells US he was very small
boy during the late war, but he
distinctly remembers that Fed
oral soldier attempted to take by
force a chicken hen from his moth
sr. While they were pulling at the
hen and scrimmaging to get pos
session the hen laid an egg. His
mother finally secured a board and
Mr.. Yank retreated in good order,
eaving his mother in full posses
sion. We are now patiently await
ng "West End" and EAST Fork"
correspondents. 1t is their turn
next.
A patriotic citizen of Murder
Creek, who fit through the late
var" wants to know IF a man
would be allowed to carry the gun
lie prefers in the WARP" He says
lie has seen service in every battle
# the late war and to his certain
has killed 12O men. He
avs he carried a notebook with
i'm the first two years of the war
nd kept count till it got to be such
n ordinary thing that he lost in
crest in it. But he is positive that
t has killed 100 and that 1t is In as
God fighting trim now AS it was
hen. He says if he enlists he hopes
hey will let him carry the same
un, az it's getting rusty and needs
A South Side delinquent who
OF his whiskers scorched off from {
ring the anvils over false report
nat little Billie Bryan was elected
! November, 90, and now owes ,
wen years subscription, walked {
YER and borrowed our paper last .
eek and then objected to the tone
our writing politically. This is a
,sily remedied. Do not read the $
,jectionable part. That part suits C
hers perfectly. Remember, we 7
e not writing for you especially. :
hen we dropped our hat and
AIDE our bow We did not expect to =
ease everyone all the time. Hold
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