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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

A curious story is told in the British
war office. Some years ago work.
man was engaged in casting metal for
the manufacture of ordinances at the
Woolwich arsenal when he lost his
balance and fell into huge cauldron
containing twelve tons of molten steel:
The metal was at white heat, and, OF
course the unfortunate man was ut
terly consumed in an instant. The
War department authorities de-
cided not to profane the dead by
using the steel in the manufacture OF
ordnance, and the enormous mass OF
metal was actually inferred and a
church Of England clergyman read
the burial service over it.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
Hawaiian Music.

The singing OF the native Hawaiians
is always melodious and pleasing. The
Kanaka has quick ear for music and
learns new airs with facility. Yet, no
matter what selection is sung by the
natives, and no matter how closely the
notes are followed, the singing Is
always peculiarly plaintive, due, no
doubt, to some subtle, indefinite quail
ity of the singers voices. Their sing.
ing is at its best out of doors, ind
particularly when they are upon the
water and the airs are their own
New York Press.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
A Well Named Paper.

"Thc OSTRICH" an English paper
that aims to say nothing disagreeable,
speaking of burns down, in which
out of 400 persons EFT persisted, does
not mention them, but says: mot less
than 123 were saved" Very sad news
is printed in the smallest type, so the
experienced reader is warned. No I'M
pleasant details are given. After a
mere statement the paragraph ends
with Continued on page H." There
is no thirteenth page. - New York
Tribune.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
Shake Into Youc Shoes.

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder for the
feet 1t cures painful, swollen, smart
ing feet and instantly fakes the sting
out Of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight-fitting
or new shoes feel easy. 1t is certain
cure for sweating, callous and hot,
tired, nervous, aching feet. Try 1t to-
day. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores. by mail for 25c in stamps.
Trial package FREE. Address, Allen
8. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
Fires are per cent more numerous
in London on Saturday than on any
other day in the week.
PATENTS,

PATENTS.
Higdon, Fisher and Thorpe, (Regis-
tration No. 2037), Patent Lawyers, Dia-
mond Building, Junction Main and Del
aware Sts., Kansas City, Mo-, report
the following list of patents for the
week ending Aug. 9, 1898, to inventors
living in Missouri, Kansas and Ne
braska. Tel. 1912.
MISSOURI.
s. o. Berg, st. Louis; smoke con-
Stunning furnace.
o. E. Converse, st. Louis; typewrit-
ing or printing machine.
w. w. Corey, jr. st. Louis; valve for
steam pumps.
D. D. Dennis, St. Louis; truss.
c. Goergen, St. Louis; mud guard.
B. J. Hickey, CORN; farm gate.
G. A. SCHNEIDER, Kansas City; lock.
o. E. Seymour, Jefferson City; whip
socket.
R. ]. Thompson, Grandin; handle for
pruning shears. 1.-TWO patents.)
G. B. Tourville, st. Louis; heating
drum.
I. E. Trout, Hopewell; animal trap.
KANSAS.
]. Fl. Moss, Topeka; generating gas
from kerosene, ETC., by means of
wicks; burner and chimney holder.
Two patents.)
B. F. Smith, Wichita; axel setting
and Strengthening tool.
R. j. Stephenson, Wichita; carbure-
ter.
A. Henley; Lawrence; wire fence.
Bette ]. Mackoy, Rosedale; bridge.
NEBRASKA.
j. F. Coffey, Omaha; stop cock and
waste.
E. J. Hicks, Falls City; gate.
j. E. Grebe, Jansen; label for medi-
cal compound.
Total issue Of Aug. 2, 1898.
Patents. ..............'... o9S
designs. 10
Trade Marks. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ~
LdDelS. '...'''.''..'.' U
Reissues .................. 1
A copy of any patent inthe above list
will be furnished on application for rs
cents.
Send for book of instructions free.
Please mention this paper.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
Concerning Buckles.

Not long ago Radcliffe College girl
thus telegraphed to Boston bool!
store: "Send me one Buckle on Spain. "
A few moments later the answer came
back: "Can find nothing but the hymn
beginning, Buckle on Your Armor.
Pardon me, miss, but amt that more
appropriate for these times?"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
Entirely Too Personal.

New Barber, referring to shaving
cup-Isnt yours fancy mug, Mr..
O'Reilly?
O'Reilly-Say, Misther Barber, OIL
break your face if We git personal. Do
We see onything fancy about my mugP
Harlem Life.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
Lost His Life Saving Others.

A country boy visiting New York
stopped runaway team that was
about to dash on the sidewalk where
there were hundreds of women and
children. He saved their lives, but
lost his own. Hundreds of lives are
saved every year by Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters. People with disordered
stomach, liver and bowels are brought
back to health by it.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

There is a man in KentulSy who has
been bed-ridden for sixty-three years.
This proves that it is possible for a
resident of that state to live without at
tending horse races.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

II think 1 have here the key to
Spanish success in Cuba" said Captain
General Blanco as he began on his
typewriter.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

1t is unfortunately true that girl
will look bored when her father takes
her to dollar show, and laugh every
minute when a young thing in high
collar and pants takes her to ten
cent show.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

A bath with COSMO BUTTERMILK
SOAP, exquisitely scented, is soothing and
beneficial. Sold everywhere.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Calderon de la Barca: Briefly, am
what you see me: Major domo unto
laughter, gentleman-in-w waiting to
pleasure, and the chamberlain frolic.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

San Odd Accident" is the heading
over an item about four persons being
injured, although it looked like an
even one.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

For a perfect complexion and a clear
healthy skin, use COSMO BUTTERMILK
SOAP. Sold everywhere.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

More Babies Lives have been saved by Dr..
Monett's TEETHINA (Ts ching Powders) than
Aids Digestion, regulates the Bowels and
makes teething easy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
Her Ambiguous Combination.

Seweler-What shall engrave in it?
Customer-G. O. to II. L.
Jeweler (hotly)-What's that, sir?
Customer (meehly)-George Osborne
to Harriet Lewis-but just the initials,
please.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Between the ticks of watch ray
Of light could M. e eight times around
the globe.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

The best thing to do when you find
a skeleton in your family closet is to
make no bones of it.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

believe Piso's Cure Is the only medi-
cine that will cure Consumption. = Anna
NJ. Ross, Williamsport, Pa. Nov. II, '96.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
Those Artless Southern Girls.

"How many buttons did you get
from the Yanks to-day, Susie?"
II got seventeen-fourteen of the
usual sort, and three marked Good
for one drink = Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

81 have noticed that the first men to
settle up are those who have settled
down" remarked the collector, tenta-
lively.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Sarah Bernhard is going on tiger
hunt in India next September. Sup
pose the tiger should take time by the
forelock and go on bone hunt to
Paris.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Queen Liliuokalani is on her way to
Hawaii, where she wants to get in on
the ground floor as loyal American
citizen.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Variety is the spice Of life, and in
the up-to-date variety show there is
plenty of it.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

A doctor states that tight, unventi
lated hats are the chief cause of bald
ness.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Pedestrians in France only number
rather less than 2 per cent of the popu
lation.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

When woman pulls down folding
bed and then looks to see If there is a
man under it she shows an abiding
faith.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Nobody had any idea of the amount
of grass In the streets of st. Louis
until that town secured an army con-
tract for 1000, 900 tons of hay.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

COSMO BUTTERMILK TOILET SOAP
makes the skin soft, white and healthy.
Sold everywhere.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

The perpetrators of only 20 per cent
Of the murders committed yearly are
found out.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

FITS Permanently Cured Motifs or seriousness aftes
frst days use of DR.. klines Great Nerve Restorer.
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
DR r. II. KLINE. ltd. s3l Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

The very finest brand Of Havana
cigars fetch 81, 500 per 1000 in Paris.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

1t may be wrong for man to bet on
elections, but the man WHO doesn't is
no better.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

When man eats cloves he should
remember that breath of suspicion is
often enough to condemn him.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

The least mortality takes place be-
tween 10 a. m. and p. m, and the
greatest between a. IN. and q. IN.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
DON, Tobacco ssIt and Smoke YOU, Lin Awr

netic, full Of life, nerve and vigor take No-To-
BAG, the wonder worker that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, Zoo or 81. Cure guaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Mrs. Winslow's soornlng syrup
For children tcething sofens tine gums reduces ina
nation. allays pain. cures wind collie 81 cents bottle
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12
To Cure Constipation Forever.

Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 100 or
25c. II G. c. G. foil to cure druggists refund
money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Forty years ago barrel organs were
used in many provincial churches In
stead Of real organs.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic cure constipation for
ever iOc 25c. II C. c. c. fail, druggists re-
fund money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Great Britain owns nine times as
many merchant vessels as Germany
and France together.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

Only truthful man knows how
much he lies.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

A copy of any patent inthe above list
will be furnished on application for Is
cents.
Send for book of instructions free.
Please mention this paper.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1898-08-12

wANTED-Case Of bad health that R.I-P-A-N
will not benefit. Send cents to Ripans Chemical
Co., New York. for 10 samples and 900 testimonials.
The sun., 1898-01-07

WASHINGTON. Jan. 6.-The new revenue cutter
Mccullough. the finest vessel in the revenue ser
vice. will sail from Baltimore for San Francisco
her permanent station. on Sunday. She will go
by way of the Suez Canal, and, as she will steam
slowly, will not reach San Francisco until early
spring.
The President has recognized Joaquin Terroja
as Consul of Spain at Philadelphia for Pennsyl
vania Delaware, Maryland. the District of Co
lumbia, Virginia, West Virginia. Indiana and
Jersey City. Newark and Perth Amboy, n. J.
He succeeds DIR. Jos6 Congosto, who was ap-
pointed Secretary-Generalo of Cuba.
Nothing official has been received at the State
Department about the reported action of Mcxi-
can sailors in hauling down the American flag
on Clippcrton Island In the opinion OF the de-
partment there is no cause for interference on
the part of the United States Government
In view of the increasing mail for Alaska
cities. the department. to-day authorized the
employment of clerks in the Dyea and Skagway
Post Offices.
The sun., 1898-01-07
IN THE SENATE.
Two Pubiic Building Bills ana q Bill to Protect
the Red Cross Insignia Passed.

WASHINGTON. Jan. 6.-In the Senate to-day q
bill 10 provide for the bling of representa-
tyes OF the Indian tribes of the United States at
Omaha in 1898 and approprating $45 900 there
for was passed. 1t requires the Secretary Of the
Interior to cause to be assembled in Omaha. at
such time and for such period he may desig-
nate, between June l and Nov. 1, representa-
tives of the different Indian tribes as a part of
the Trans Mississippi and International Expo
sition. for the purpose of illustrating tho past
and present condition Of these tribes.
These bills wero also passed:
Appropriating $4,000 for public building
at Fergus Falls. MINI.
AppropriatinG $1OOoO for n public building
at Newport News, Va.
The bill to protect the name and insignia of
the Red Cross was taken up and read. 1t pro-
hibits the indiscriminate and unauthorized use
Of the red cross-an international and universal
insiEna-and makes 1t unlawful to wear dis
play it. or any colorado imitation of it. without
permission.
Mr.. Frye of Maine introduced bills extending
the provisions now existing in the navy for the
retirement on pensions of those who are
wounded or disabled in the discharge OF their
duties; also increasing the pay of Chief En-
gineers and authorizing the appointment of
naval constructor in the revenue cutter service.
He also introduced II bill for the construction of
four new revenue cutters to cost = 10000 each
--one ior service at the Columbia River bar. TO
cost $3.50. 900, and three harbor boats for SER
vice at Philadelphia. Boston, and New York. to
cost $40, 600 each.
The sun., 1898-01-07
LESLIE W. RYAN,S CAREER.
Something About the YouuE Lawyer who Was
Arrested In This City for Perjury.

WASHINGTON, Jan. 6.-Lesle w. Ryan, the
lawyer formerly with tho firm of Bangs, Stetson.
Tracy & Mcvengh. and who was arrested in
New York on Monday last and held in $1,000
bail on charge of perjury, is well known In
Washington, where he was assistant general
counsel of the Southern Railroad. As he had
been connected with the firm Of which Mr..
Cleveland was member between his two terms
President, he was readily received into the
circles in which tho friends of the Clevelands
were prominent, and there was great surprise
here when 1t was learned that he had been
charged with so grave an offence.
Leslie Ryan" said one OF his closest friends.
g. son of the late Chief Justice Ryan OF the
Supreme Court of Wisconsin. an extraordinary
man. who was conceded to be the ablest lawyer
tho flower of the lot being Leslie, who was
thought to have some OF tho mental qualities of
the father, though with polished man
and an amiability his father had never
shown. When Leslie took to the law.
while stu very young. a great career
to the Wisconsin bar and was the most promis-
where he was great favorite in society. About
seven years ago Leslie Ryan went to New York
and his name appeared as a member OF the we'll
known firm, for which, it seems, he was chief
clerk, though acting In the capacity of adviser
TO corporations and receivers OF great property
interests Unless there should be a clear case
of intentional wrong in his act. which his friends
amount of financial and moral support IL his
trouble should be as serious as his prosecutors
affirm 1t is. No man makes friends more easily
and no mans friends are more sincere"
The sun., 1898-01-07
cor. KANk,s soN no BE 4 IEsUIrs
Delaney IseIin Kane II stuayinG at Stony
hurst College. ENGLAND.

NEW ROCHELLE, N. Y, Jan. cit is rumored
hore that Delaney Iselin Kane, the 2O-year-old
son OF Col. and Mrs. Delaney Astor Kane, has
entered Stonyhurst College. England, for tho
purpose of obtaining holy orders and becoming
priest OF the Jesuit order. Mr.. Kane and his
family have closed their home. THE Paddocks,'
at Davenport Neck, and are living at Market
Marlboro. England. Mrs. Kane is the eldest
daughter OF Mrs. Adrian Iselin. who died about
amonth ago, and 1t is reported that Mrs. lselin.
shortly before her DEATH expressed desire that
her Rrandchild. Mrs. Kanes son. should become
u priest.
The Rev. John A. Kellner, rector OF st. Ga
briel's Roman Catholic Church. which was
built by Mrs. 1selin. said tonight: ut is true
that Mrs. Kane's son has entered Stonyhurst
College. but never heard him or his family say
he wished to become priest 1 do not know
what his ambition in life is. He has always
been of n religious turn Of mind, but hardly
believe he wants to be priest. Whether he Is
studying for the priesthood or not do not
know"
The Iselins among the most prominent
Catholic families in tho country. Adrian 1selin
is not Catholic, but all his children have
been baptized in the Roman Catholic faith, and
their charity to Catholic institutions is pro.
verbal. Mrs. Kane is as dcvout was her
mother. and it was owing to her uncoasing ef-
forts that Col. Kane was recently converted to
Catholicism. after having been for many years
vestryman In Trinity Episcopal Church.
The sun., 1898-01-07
DECISION RESERVED.
Disappearance or the Exhibits In n Gin-Bottlo
Cnse in the Supreme Court.

Into Part l. of the Supreme Court. where JUS
tice DAILY sat yesterday, two porters bore each
a white pine box and set it on the floor before
the spectators benches They ripped off the
covers, and the lead foil covered tops of bottles
appeared, sticking out of sawdust.
Tho room was almost empty. There was
only one motion left on the calendar. 1t was n
in which an infringement Of label on gin
bottles was alleged. Four bottles. two from
each, were taken from the boxes and set on tho
desk before Justice DAILY. One Court House
loungcr after another dropped into the room
and slid along the benches to the bottle cases.
In ten minutes the room was crowded. Tho
clerk took one of the bottles and began picking
at the tin foil the cork.
Delos McCuriy of counsel for the defence.
laid hand on the clerks arm.
do not mutilatc the cap" he whispered,
that is one of the points at issue"
young man from Adams s. Douras, for tho
plaintiffs. pulled on what seemed to be n watch
chain, drew folding curkscrcw from his
pocket and danglcd ii suggcstiveiy. His Honor
eyed it with u sCowl and ii was hastily re-
placed. by this time spectators were lined up
against the wall all around the ROOM Many
breathed hard.
The Justice reserved his decision. Court was
adjourned. The crowd fingered. The portcrs
all but the four which stood on the Justices
desk. Two silvcr.buttOncd attendants took
those four and marched solemnly out into the
Justice chambers The Judge followed close
after and closed the door. The crowd signed
and melted away.
The sun., 1898-01-07
n.4RTLAND,S DEADLOCK.
Tho Lower House OF the Legislature IL stin
UnorGaniIed.

GnorEnnized.
ANNAPOLIS, Nd, Jan. 6.-Another Intellectual
attempt was made in the Maryland House of
Delegates to-day to organize that body. 1t
failed and an adjournment was taken until FRI
day at noon. The adjournment was opposed by
Democrats, who gave IL votes against delaying
legislation. FortyeiGht Republicans voted for
the recess.
The House was called to order shortly after
noon, the session lasting nearly an hour. Tenn
porary Chairman Quinlin who presided 1t was
said may be selected tomorrow for the speak
ershin, tho eleven bolting Baltimore delegates
insisting on Baltimorean for the place. Can
didate A. NJ. Gould. the Republican caucus
nominee. who lacked eight votes yesterday, was
absent to-day. Gould is indorsed by Gov.
Lowndes and Senator Wellington, and is also
the choice of Judge McComas, who wants to
reach the United States Senate.
There have been no overtures. 1t Is said, of a
coalition between Democrats and Republicans,
but the continued presence of number of SEN
that the senior Senator from Maryland is pecu-
liarly interested in the outcome. Gov. Lowndes
sent messenger to the House of Delegates and
was promptly informed of its action. The Gov
ernor Is anxious that the deadlock be broken.
Well-informed politicians say the deadlock
Gratis, it is said, were prepared to vote for
Schaefer the Malster Republican candidate.
had the vote been taken to-day. These, with
the votes of tho eleven bolters would have
elected SChacfer. Ashley NJ. Gould. the caucus
nominee. has peremptorily declined to with
himself and for Judge McComas for United
States Senator.
The sun., 1898-01-07
BoorH FELL ON MISS GRANDIN.
stnEe Carpenter Henley Arrested Respouai-
bic for tho Accident.

Charles Henley, stage carpenter at the Column
bus Theatre. was arrested last night on charge
OF having maicously caused an injury to Miss
Eva Grandin, leading woman in Tho Secret
Enemy" company. now playing in Harlem.
Between two scenes in the play it is neces-
sary for Miss Grandin to make quick change
of costume. To facilitate this Tooth had
been constructed near the flies out of pieces OF
scenery, SO that she might not have to go
to n dressing room. While she was making her
change last night this booth collapsed. Miss
Grandins right arm was cut. but not enough to
prevent her from going on with the perform
RnCe after fifteen minutes delay.
Actuated either by regard for Miss Grandin's
feelings or by fine appreciation OF the advcr.
tising possibilities in the accident, Manager
Hickey accused Stage Carpenter Henley OF hav-
ing constructed the booth himsily, so that it
would fall on Miss Grlndin.
Mr. Hickey sent Tor Detective Reed Of the
Fast l26th street squad and Henley was hailed
to the station house. Sergeant Delaney refused
to hold him because Miss Grandin was not the
complainant,
The sun., 1898-01-07

The Methodist Fear Book for 1903. edited by
A. b. Sanford. ID. d., has just been sent out from
the press of Eaton & Mains of this city. Among
ito features is comparison of the strength of
the Methodist Church in America in 1893 and
1898, as shown by the records of the annual
conferences. A chapter Is donated to the work
ana history OF the Book Concern and the work.
ings OF the NJ SsiOnary Society the Sunday School
Union and the Tract Society. The work of the
American University at Washingi ON, the Ep-
worth League, and many other church insti'
is special chapter on what Is being done 10
help society by allied workers. such as the
Evangelical Alliance, the Young Mems Chris
tisn Association, the American Sabbath Union.
and many others.
The book contains tables showing the strength
OF each church denomination in tho United
States and the strength of Methodism in the
Old World and in Canada.
The sun., 1898-01-07
Dl,cournrement to business.

How does the horseess carriage business
progress I" asked the inauring customer of the
Irish proprietor of automatic carriage cs
tablishment.
"Surc there's times it progresses fine, sorr
an there's times it don't progress at all, re-
piled the proprietor. "Whin the cabs Is in
order an goes whizzin' around the strates wild
out noise comnotion folks looks at EN- wild
special admiration an says: Amt thot II divil
nv a fine way to get over the ground! But,
sorr, av You'll take my wurrud for it tits n
powerful discouridgemint to the business to see
tree big micks pnshin a piayed'ont automotor
Interested poohlic an advcrtisin' the catastro-
phe be shwearin' thimsilves blue in the fayess
at livery step. A powerful discouridgcmnt 10
business it is. an nv it don't stop happcnin on
q sinful average av vance day. I'm goin' TO
sell out an 80 into the perpctuous motion busi-
ness"