The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1898-09-30
Editorial and Otherwise.

The human race Is but contest Tor dol |
lar.
Give man an inch aud he wants tumbler
nll.
A bird on toast is worth dozen in the
bush.
Whisky can't talk, yet it frequently tells on
A man.
People who marry for money are never
happy.
A liar will never reach the kingdom of
heaven.
Troubles are like babies; they grow larger
by nursing.
Money talks, bnt the average man prefers 1t
to a garrulnus wife.
Charity covers multitude of amatuer the
atricsl performances.
One bad corrupt man can do great deal of
harm in a community.
Some people talk one way and act another.
They wont do to trust.
Many ballroom dress, in covering warm
heart, reaches its limit.
Woman is the proper term to use when
speaking of the fair sex.
There is trouble ahead of the man who acts
as a baby carriage motor.
II tombstonps were reliable, the devil would
som be wearing mourning.
The baker does not make the heart lighter
by making his bread lighter.
Tic man who is constantly hearing from his
creditors is a man Of letters.
The man that is friend only while he can
use you, is not n trne friend.
Boston is to have free ice water fountains
all over the city next summer.
Money cannot buy an ounce Of love, but it
can purchase TONS of sympathy.
When liquor goes to mans head II usually
fluids itself in Il lonesome place.
There are as good spa-serpenis in drug
store MS ever came out of saloon.
Six women can talk at once aud get along
all right but no two men can do it.
Snme people, like hens, can never find a
thing where they laid it Yesterday.
A Young man never burrs his candle at
bnih ends If he has to pay fur the candle.
One-half Of n mans energy is wasted. Only
the dawn strokes count in chnppng wood.
A mans egotsm NAV be rardoned il he
doesn't permit it to degenerate into vanity.
Yon can sometimes Judge mans ability
| by the number Of relatives he has to support
Remember the Maine question and how
| Southern volunteer soldiers have been treated
A wom,n always knows how children should
he brought up---un,ll she becomes a mother
The Constitution forbids the President
leaving the United States while he is Presi
dent.
| Faith, Hone aud Charity are the three
graces, but the disgraces are too numerous
| to mention.
The fellow who gets out and hustles get!
there. It is the fellow who stops to kick tina
gets run over.
The man who can accurately describe wo
mans dress made a mistake in not being borI
a drcss-maker.
When man is unable to sleep in the morn
ing when he should get up he has insomnia il
its worst form.
Never be slovenly IN your dress. This ap
plies to women only, as men are not supposed
to wear dresses.
IT the sun had noihing to do but to shine o.
the righteous, il wouldn't have to rise so ear
ly in the mnrning.
When grass widow selects n seat in th
park she always gets as far away from keep
off-hc-grass sign as possible.
A rose bush bearing blossoms Of five differ
ent colors was one Of the principal attraction
in Belfast (Mr.) flower garden this summer
II is said that cowbclls are produced in onl
four factories in the United States and al
made Just as they were one hundred years ap
and sound the same.
Never trust A man who crouches ready
spring at the first opportuniiy for reveng
He is both weak in character aud strong
his nordinate selfshness.
After forty y-seven years service in the pul
lie schools of Boston, Miss Martha Baker
now enjoying her first extended vacation.
: Ia 10 be of five months duration.
The Rev. Lorenzo Waugh, Of the lIowal
Street (San Francisce) Methodist Epscop
Church, is ninety years old, and SAYS he is u
oldeat Methodist Episcopal clergyman IN u
world.
The invention of the artificial egg ia Al
nounccd. It will not take the place Of the ~
reranuatcd hen fruit employed To emphysi'
: disapprobation during the pendency Of by
terical histrionic productions.
Meridian, has adopted a strinrent curf'
ordinance. All persons canght out after I
, o'clcck Saturdays and eight o'clock m 9th
nights, unless out on business which they c
I, satisfactorily explain, will be locked up. 7
law will probably be dune away with aft
frNst.
ave don't want 10 trade at your place,
We wont trade there any more;
Yoa'll be sorry whom you ass Us
G"iHg N snms ether store.
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