The Advance., 1898-11-03
YOUNGSTERS FUN.

Dedf busti OF -Ck0eLand Leader.
YOUNGSTERS FUN.
you have little sister at your our house." said
Chicago grocer to q small boy the other day.
you like that 7; was queried ...o oon,a n,.v
% b bm aa ag al hoss hns
e ha sstef the for "nS
Johnny reflected for minute Then he sad' rather sor-
"We can't now, It's too late. We've used her four
without light They had Just reached the bottom Of the
@ darlness, Mh turned n around 'a and asked pe w
petite for gent1e%asn tie g,s to precedea lady when
sa replied the mother "he lady should al
Il thought so,' said Tommy delightedly; Ego ahead,
| sue"-Pearsons Weekly.
pastor Of church in Chicago on a eayng his study
little girl friend of his ia king TO stranger What was
to ofs heP ssB"s aa
you tell 1s asked R1sife pastor herself
With an air Of ps ss the ae
Utica kindergarten school few days the subject
be before ire the e en a1e a w
have teacher at the time placing both her bands
3 o 9 he @ 0f
little girl quickly "A comb The otsh teacher had
w1Downn says the Chicago Neeos who had fveyear-
old son, married second time and his choice was rather
Rome snd the aReq
ing Charlie this is the mamma promised to bring
to his swne She at
WHEN the collection was taken up north side church
s sd
her afG TSe little fellow how
eyer over graVey deposited penny
saved from being sgrace
LLEN, has George come home from school yet?" cried
Mrs snaggs to her servant
uT ho Won't seen him
aow DO an9y then that he's Is. S4nsser
THE RUNAWAY Boy" Are any marks by which he
be asked the Chief Of Police preparatory
he father Of the boy who HI had started to- to Min Min
of him again" "-Cincinnati Inquirer.
THE small boy was looking ve,y morose
"Whats the matter ?' inquired his companion.
just my luck e I'm enough to go to
to na be the % G as %
out out e'ie Of it, p'' '''Nr''0'>. '''
RSes asss Pssye B6bbT mean leter'
does Sisbt suf R6bSa mean under'
Bobby Then Submissive must mean a postscript
musn'tit?"
s, Esy
Jennie-"No when carried the fruit to-day she
said you had robbed yourself "-Boston Transcript.
is the fourth question you you % have failed to
an @ IL you o sepoy no no" 10
Little Bot ri 5e soho9lteaeher an wen
"Now, Johnnie" said the sundayschoo teacher, I'VE
just Sampson aud his wonderful strength
you why he felt down-heared at the last?"
Dunno replied Johnnie "unless it was cause Schey
sunk more Spanish boats than edid"
LITTLE boy the grocery to get
eggs his back he dropped the basket
tanning them DID you ed asbea bef h h
hulls came off some of them"
"wHAr are you going to be when you grow up?" asked
the after some a ~ am going
that was good idea
w1L1E-"I'm head of my class to-day, pa. ;" Pa-"so?
us Cerver to SPELL The nine fellows ahead of failed
but up and the teacher advanced me ten
numbers.
Washington you say that he went fishing What
thority have you for making that asserton" "Why
| iie? :"
AUNT" Who does your new little sister look most like
your father or your mother?'
mer And she's hairless like pepper "-NewYork
"No Willie my DEAR" said little boys mother "no
tonight. It is bedime, and know
you can't sleep on full stomach" 'Wel' said Wl1e
but sleep on my back"
INDIGNANT WOMAN" This dog 1 bought of you
near eating my little girl the other day.
Deale- Well you said you wanted dog that was fond
of children, didnt you?"
FREpDY-" Ny brother George head taller than your
Franky-"Yes but my brother stomach fatter than
yours"
MRS WAcKuM-" did that naughty boy yours
himsef?" Mrs Snapper That good little boy of yours
hit him on the head with brick"
"MA is there any pie left in the pantry?"
There is one piece, but you can't have it."
Ma I've had it"
PEDAeoeUp." Conjugae the verb to do. Pupl-"D9,
Dewey done" Pedagogue-" Correct my boy. You shall
| have Manila hat"
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