The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1898-06-24

INC United states will take the advice
of the DsxocRAr it will pay no attention
20 it unless 1t is to send o small feet
over and demolish what little there is of
i. The Oregon alone can come pretty
ciose TO doing 1t without any joking.
A Portland man, who has returned
from Alaska after stay Of three months
there, surprised his friends by stating
that during that time he had bettered
his condition $500. He was told that
he bad done very well, aud asked how he
made % much in so short Q time. He
said what he had seen was worth $500 to
him and his experience would prevent /
him trom going again, which was worth
$1,000 to him.. 1l
Oregon continues in the lead. In d
horse race ct Prineville last week tbs
two.yesr-cld Oregon defeated Maid, Mt.
Hood and Lleweliyn with ease.
The professional punster is now in his
elements and the papers are full oi items
about Dewey morns and ever, Hobson's
choice. sampson's might, Sehley's cum
ming, Camara's focus and plenty Of Cev.
era attempts.
If the circuit court docket continues 10
decrease in size there won't be any
thing to hold court for. The one given
this week is the smallest on record in
this county.
The seniors OF Lassell Female. Semi.
nary have the following yell:
Whangl Bangi Zipi Yitel
Hurrahl XIII! Green and White
Hullabaloo! Balool Belatei
Lassell Lasselll Ninety-eight!
The Oregon boys and girls win hav'
{ TO try again.
!, A party OF young people Of Portlsn'
: last week were taking Q ride in an oil
steamer in the river when the boat b
gan sinking. A tragic scene folloSe
with many such cries as "Help, help!
"Save mel" "Tell mother ] died think
ing Of her" etc. A catastrophe was pr
10 vented by the fact that the water was OF
d iy two feet deep and no one even got We
y That Cadiz feet is again looming d
" as myth. The government will do We
10 pay no attention TO IL, 40 Il 10 harm
\, less anyway. Il weuld take only q ie
OF our cruisers TO knock the tops OF
y There has been too much eowardice di
u played already over this phantom ties
re Let your motto be: lie, Steal, Dril
and Swear" When you lie, let il
iii down to pleasant dreams. When Y,
o. drink, let il be nothing but pure, GO
n. water. When you steal, let il be aw
an from immoral associates. When y
~ swear, swear that you win patroni
9. your home paper. pay your subscripti
er and not send your job work away frC
home.-Ex.
of Mrs. Chapman, wife Of the Preside
sh Of the state university, has had the We
lts ssrious charge made against her, ih
he during the very entertaining address
-es Brother Irvine Of the Corvallis Times,
= Cuba, made before the students Of I
university Of Oregon, abe n. reading
book, paying no attention 20 The sddF.
'ts and setting . poor example for the T
ing eensration. n % Eugene psor
have something 10 talk about for /
next week or two.
,or
sat The dispatches report the drowning
ag soldier in Chiekamauga creek, whi
lee will remind old veterans who we're ,h.
On IS years ago Of the dangerous nature
that stream for bathing purposes. Ch
W. kamauga 10 IN Indian word, mesai
river Of DEATH" %. called because OF
lie many bathers being drowned in its
"a. waters. Many soldiers lost their liz
therein during the civil var, on accou
OF the extrens eoldness Of the water
ma Welcome.
Ely
mn
,.o Here is the way the Prinesville M
!. ID greeted on returning home:
Bill Davis; who has been visit
a. friends In jackson county since Il
=. April, got back 70 Priuesville Mond
w afternoon. Bill was the cynosure of
10 eyes IN Pfineville &c he drove throu
TO Main street behind Is cent cayu
hitched 70 80 cent buggy whose top v
covered with about Q cents worth OF ,
cayed buriap sacking. II was the rzr
sY. prairie schooner that has visited tn,
!. parts since the days Of Joe Meek.
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There are different ways OF obtaini
ZEN distinction in this world. Recently
urt Idaho man did It by claiming to be