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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

Walter Card and Fred Means are look
ing after the dances this winter and if
they're frost there'll be ice where thirst
is never quenched nor the fire put out.
These two young hustlers gave samples
last year, but now they intend to supply
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

Brother Thacker is running loose with
an extra arm. What's the use of having
it, anyway? Or is it he's too lazy to use
both arms? Why give the sish at all?
He would have gotten away with it had
it not been for Bro Hotchkiss's vigil
lance. Dave, watch that hand when it
goes aloft, or it will cost you more than
a 80 solo
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25
October, 1921

Gee! but there'll be jazz in the songs
of 3lS if some of the boys who are
practicing wringing the muses. neck for
rhymes and rhythm ever get the whirls
in their heads down on paper The COM
mittee. Bros. Crawford, Bridgeford,
Keller and II. O. Walker, are good
choices for eliminators, but by the time
they get through they will be eliminated
for good or else Major Bush will be
sending hobby horses to Stelacoom to
dervish quartette
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

Some day Bert Lafreniere is going to
tell the story of the trip he and II. made
to Walla Walla in 1905, when they went
down there with the band-an earlier
band-and what they had to eat and
How dry ! a-a-a-a- "a IN -nl-m-m MN.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

The theory that potatoes are not
nutritve is disproved by the fact that
potato bugs are always found to be in
such perfect physical condition.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

Jack was trying to tell Herman that
good deal depends on luck in a solo game
state that in his opinion luck depended
on a good deal.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

Now that women have the vote it is
no longer proper to say that politics
makes strange bedfellows.'
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

Paris cables say that skirts will be
longer next year There goes the Leg
of Nations.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

Three
TEN WAYS TO KILL A LODGE
Don't go to meetings.
2-If the weather doesn't suit you.
don't think of going.
3-lf you do attend a meeting, find
fault with the work of the officers and
members.
5-Never accept office, as it is easier to
criticise than to do things
Get sore if you are not appointed
on a committee, but if you are, do not
attend committee meetings.
IF asked by the chairman to give
your opinion on some matter, tell him
you have nothing to say. After the
meeting tell every one how things should
have been done.
8-Do nothing more than absolutely
necessary, but when members use their
ability to help matters along, HOWL
that the lodge is run by a CLIQUE.
9-Hold back your dues or don't pay
them at all.
l0-Don't bother about getting new
members. Let Tom, Dick or Harry do
it.
BY Brother Thos. +. Lee, 1881
TEN WAYS TO BOOST A LODGE
ATTEND all meetings, regular or spe-
cial
Come to meetings early and get
acquainted
3-If the weather don't suit you, for
get it. The club rooms are dry and
warm.
Don't find fault at meetings, give
your earnest opinion.
5--lf you are elected to office, don't
say Il can't take it, but try
of you are appointed on a commit
tee, offer suggestions and don't criticise.
Make the charman's responsible
ties as light as possible.
8-Nolunteer your services, don't wait
to be asked, then the lodge won't be run
by a clique.
9-Pay your DUES PROMPTLY,
April | and October |, each year.
l0--Every new member that you get
is to your credit.
By Brother J. A. Malkmus, 1881.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25
WAPITI CLARION

full line of their most exclusive
jazzarics and formalities Keep an eye
open for each and every announcement.
or you'll get in bad with the wife, the
typewriter or her sister, for there'll be
nothing like the dawnces staged by these
boys in all Yakima and that's some dare
Remember, brother, the lst of October.
and don't you forget to put your dues
over for the secretary needs all the cash
he can get to keep the whole lodge and
the dining room set Get busy and write
your check now, by heck.
The editor appreciated the applause
rendered him on his attending the first
fall meeting. At first he thought the
brothers were glad to see him, but when
he saw that Ingvold and George Harris
were sitting together he began to sus-
pect some devilishness on their part, and
casting an eye to leeward he discovered
that when the door was opened for him
darn Bear slipped in which, of course,
rlleu the game warden. we 90 not
blame him overmuch as it has been his
habit for long years before he arose to
the high and mighty wardenship to get
Beer in the arbor and not in the lodge.
Still it was kind for him and Ike to let
Pad paddle along empty handed.
From now until midnight of the 18th
the cry is On to Walla Walla. We will
leave here OH a special train at midnight
of the 18th, spending the 18th in Wala
Walla. and leaving about midnight of
the 18th, arriving home 8 am. of the
10Th, and ready for work.
The lodge has guaranteed l04 fares
for the special train, and for the secre-
tary to know how many are going it is
up to you to send in your name.
Brothers in the Lower Valley who de-
sire to meet the train at their home
town will telephone Secretary Bush and
the train will stop for them at any O.-W.
X. & n. station. Join us, brothers. for
there is in store for you an experience
money will never buy.
Il.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

Here's greetings Ensign Thomas
Mitchell, you are always welcome to
3lS Our officers and members stand
ready to give you all assistance you re-
quire of them at any time. Don't be slow
to let us know your problems
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

The wonders of the deep have been
written and sung, but no one ever tried
to tell how a bathing brother named
dispensing ten dollar bills i'll his wake.
If he wasn't known as tghtwad re-
garding lodge expenses we would sug
gest he have his pockets sewn when
next he goes near the water, or else hang
his pants where Dear Daughter was told
to hang her clothes Floating tens re-
mind one of pieces of eight and bloody
bad men who made forlorn madens walk
the plank.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

Brother Vermilye, may your shadow
never decrease! You, without previous
experience, put on state fair that was,
all things considered, a pippin. Your
right hand, Miss Annie p. Ham, showed
enough pep to be regular member OF
our famous Pep Club. Too bad, nature
sometimes puts dresses on what was
clearly intended for a good man, and too
frequently applies pants to a sissy.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

T. G. Cook, X. S. Pitcher and r. E.
Tucker of the national community ser
vice are a trio of regular fellows, who
instead OF being birds OF passage, laying
valuable nest egg. should be hog-tied
if necessary and kept in the community.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1898-08-25

After looking over the ads for bathing
suits, there is no longer any doubt in
our mind as to what makes the waves
wild
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
SLIM ISSUE.

The widespread denunciatiOn OF the
wal department had its origin In yellow
journal that were looking Tor sensations.
Every incident OF the wal that smaeked
OF Encouragement was eagerly seized
upon by them and heraided as an Item
OF supreme Importance. Many republic
a papers were carried away with the
hulIabslOo and added their denuncia-
lions to those Of the yellow sheets. Now,
as was predicted two months ago, the
democratic campaign managers are us
ing their utterances In the effort 10 create
votes for the democratic nominees. It's
q mighty slim issue the democrats have
settled upon but they are making the
most OF IL. IL serves their republican
assistants right TO have their names
plAeardsd as critics Of the ~administra-
ton. They fell easily into tho trap and
now are the laughing stock OF the coun
try. The wal department, by the way, is
coming out OF this investigation far bet
ter than the papers that instigated it.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
SOLD OUT.

The democratic party in this county
has been sold out bodily to NJ. s. OterO
for political purposes. The democratic
convention yesterday decided 10 support
the pinto ticket, provided that the sore.
head republicans would support Fergus.
son for delegate to congress. BY this
action the democrats are expected TO
support a lot OF tricksters who could not
get into power in their own party and
have set up an alleged independent
republican ticket. They made a hard
bargain for the democrats. To get the
little gang to vote for Ferguson the
democrats are commanded TO disband
their party In this county, support the
republican platform and try to help put
back into power a lot Of men who have
been kicked out OF the republican party
for good eause. The rank and file OF the
democratic party are not pleased with
this trade. They do not care TO be sold
and delivered like q flock OF sheep.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
or FAoT

The DOna Ana County Republican says:
The necessity for a republican delegate
to congress from this territory "A so
apparent, and so thoroughly recognized
by all Glasses. that we are at a loss TO
understand why the democrats should
place Ia the field an opponent TO this
champion Of the whole people OF New
Mexico. But since they have done 80 we
believe that Ona reason should be pointed
out why Mr.. Ferguson should be defeated
aud Mr.. Perea elected.
This territory has suffered long enough
the injustice Of being kept out OF the
sisterhOOd OF states. and being forced "a
accept less-far less, tOO-than one-third
OF the representation Of which II is right
fully entitled. A delegate in congress is
no more than a hgure-head, and espec-
tally 30 when he Is a member OF the
minority party.
New Mexico wants and demands ad-
mission TO the sisteThOOd OF states. II
hAs the populations population com
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
WILL BE TRIED IN Ell PASO.
Murderer Of Ranger Fusselman Located
4 Santa Pc Penitenuary.

About ten years ago Sergeant Charles
Eusselman, u TexasGanger, wa shot and
Killed by a gang OF Mexican horse thieves
twelve miles north OF this city, Gays the
Nj PasO Times.
Fusselman, Geo. HerOld and a man by
the name OF Burns undertook 10 arrest
the law breakers. Burns was a ranch
man aud complained that he had been
badly maltreated by the thieves. His
lurses had been driven of, his cattle had
bfen stolen and his fayOTite dog killed.
Fu4selmRn deputizpd q orge Herold 10
aid him In making tho arrest and set out
10 the feudt zsOus Of ths thieves They
picked up BurLs and he went along 10
assist them, but Il Ia claimed that he
took no part In the Subsequent fight.
Hero 4 ard the sergeant were am
bu- he'd by seven Of the gang Ia a narrow
dehle OF The mountains.
Az the FIRST yoliey FusselmRn fell with
a bullet through his head. Herold's
horse waa wounded by beiug shot through
both bis hips. but George managed "a
make his escape on foot, leading the In
jufed animal and d%ischargiDg his rifle AZ
he TetreAttd.
The next day a large posse returned IA
the scene OF the encounter. The dead
Ringers body was recovered but his
clothing had been searched and all yalu-
ables removed.
The thieves were pursued but they
escaped into Mexico and were never
taken. Seven stOl n horses we're recoy-
/ cred, but aside from that, the chase was
t,uitless. One Of the thieves, however
who had been wounded by HerOld, after.
ward died at Fort Hancock.
That was the last ever heard OF the
murderers until a few days ago when II
was learned by the Texas authorities thai
tie chief offender had been serving q
long term In the %penitentiary nj santf
re, and that his term would expiT,
November o.
Captain Hughes will 20 to Santa f,
about that time and bring the murderer
back tn vi PasO for trial.
The following dispatch 20 the GlObe
Democrat refers 70 the prisoner:
Ten years ego Geronimo PARA, I
noted border outlaw, was discovered II
Isl PasO, county, Texas, with a drove o
stolen horses. Sergeant Charles Fussel
man and a detachment OF Texas ranger
attempted 10 capture PARA aud the latte
shot and killed Eusselman. PARA es
capped into Mexico, where he lived a mum
Der OF years.
"Goyernor CulbersOn was to-day in
formed that PARA had been located II
the %penitentiary at Santa Re, N. NJ
where he Is serving sentence for a erin
committed In that territory. His tern
expires November o, and he will be ar
rested and returned to M PasO for tria
for the murder OF Fusselman."
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
LEr IN TnE rnnRlroRIts

The refussls heretofore given 10 the re-
quests Of New Mexico, Arizona and Okla
bona for statehood should suffice. At its
next session congress should let all
three OF these territories into the union,
says the Phoenix Gazette.
All have population and wealth enough
10 maintain state government, aud, In
addition. New Mexico and Arizona have
waited long for the privilege Of estab
fishing governments OF that kind. To
delay still furtheir their admission
would be an act OF injustice OF which
congress should not be guilty.
A territory is nothing but a province
Of the federal government. It is ruled
from Washington. Its very existence
depends Rpop the will Of congress. A
territorial government has existed in
Arizona for a quarter Of a century, and
yet Il could be abolished at any moment
by congress. LIS people could be placed
under military rule. They could DO
deprived OF every right they now have In
connection with their government. Their
legislature could DO taken from them,
The laws Of Rhode Island or Delaware
could be made applicable, and the laws
OF Ariz)na would have to give way. In
fact. congress need not make any law al
all. Il could provide for u commission
TO al ell offices, however humble, and
govern according TO the within or will Of
tbs commissioners, subject only to IL,
slight restraints contained In the ma
tiOnAl constitution.
These are matters ordinarily over
looked by citiz1ns OF states. secure In IN
exercise Of their right OF self govern
ment They show how wholly provincial
a territory ia. They suggest the obiiga
: tlon to withdraw the federal authorii,
, and permit the inhabitants 10 establish
, government OF their own,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
COUNTY PRINTINa.

Two years ago the legislature passed a
bill greatly reducing the cost OF county
printing. The bill took effect at once,
and has been In force the past two years.
The CITIZEN was cut OF from consider
able revenue by the passage of the bill,
yet the editor Of this paper, who was
then q member OF the council, voted for
the bill and urged its adoption. II
elected, republican nominees from this
county will stand firmly against the re-
peal of the Bateman law and the fee and
salary law reducing city and county ex-
peEses. The nominees TO the council
from this county helped pass these bills,
and they will not for a moment consider
q proposition TO undo their good work.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
oTEEo,. PLATFoRM.

Il Ia remarkable that Shakespeare In
his effort TO belittle, disparage aud dis
credit the popular politics OF his age,
should have been 30 president Of NJ. 8.
OterO and his fellow soreheads by con-
temptation OF Wat Tyler, Jack Straw and
Cade, rs Is demonstrated in this passage
from the second scene Of the fourth act
Of Henry vi:
Cade-Be brave then; for your captain
lis brave. and y0ws reformation. There
shall DO In England seven halfpenny
loayes sold for a penny; the t~hree.hO0ped
pots shall have ten hOOpsi and | will
make II a felony todrink small beer. Al
.he realm shall be in common, and In
Cheapside shall my palfreY 10 TO grass
And when | am king (as king | viii
bel
All-GOd save your majesty
Cade-I thank you, good psOple-therl
shall be no money; all shall eat anC
drink on my score; and | will appare.
them all in one livery, that they MAJ
agree like brothers, and worship me
their lord.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

The following democratic county com
mittee was appointed at the convention
yesterday: Ben Meyer. Martin Tierney,
A. i. ID. CaTscallen, Santiago Baca, j. X.
Carpenter, Leonardo Hunick, D0nacianO
GuTule, j. NJ. MOntOya, John s. Trimble,
G. W. Medler and A. Horne. The com
mittee organized by electlng Martin
Tierney, chairman, and @. W. MedleT,
secretary.
Andrew Horne, a former liyeryman OF
this city but for the past two or three
years interested In the COchiti district,
was here yesterday as a democratic dele
gate from Bland. He attended the con
yentlon which started out on democratic
principles, but ended In endorsing the
independent republican ticket.
j. A. Harlan, John Hawke and ID ".
Hitchcock. three well.known officials OF
the Santa Fe railway. who yibrate almost
continually between this city and south.
ern towns. are here registered at the
Hotel Highland.
Rev. and Mrs. j. W.. Robinson and
party OF young people took a moonlight.
drive last night out 10 the home OF Wat
son Downs, where an oyster supper wa
waiting for them.
After the new members are initiated
at the meeting Of the WOOdmen OF CHI
World tonight, an oyster supper will b.
served. The d%ispensatiOn will close thi
! evening.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

posed Of The INST intelligent, energetic 4,
iuduentisl and wealthy citizens to be
found in any state in the union. Il has
the resources. that only need the magic
touch Of capital 20 bring about results
that will surpass the fable Of Aladdin's
lamp. snd which refuses to take hold Of
them on account Of their lack OF conf.
dsnce In territories. It's people want
representation in the United Statss and
a full dedgei Congressman In the house
OF representatives.
The citizens Of the territory want and
demand the right to govern thsmselv's
and cease bsiHg a kuot in Tho tail O.
Uncle sans political Rite 70 has DO.
come mo%nn'oaous, ani the yolk OF thrai
dom has become too great a burden to b.
borne much longer by this terti,or,
without a vigorous protest.
That the hour for successful coDsum
nation Of orr wish for admission "a a
state is near at hand, Is recognized by
all; but no one is 80 short sighted
as to believe It can be brought about b.
a democratic delegate. The next con.
gress will be overwhelmingly republican
aud IL New Mexico elects Perea he will
DO recognized by thu republican congress
and gain for New Mexico what she has
long coveted-etatehOOd.
II would be just as foolish Tor the
people Of this territory TO send a demo
crat to congress az II would be idiotic for
a nan who, wishing TO secure a special
favor from a nelghbor, and being unable
10 represent himself in person, chooses ~
bis representative q bitter enemy OF the
man whose preferment he sought. He
would be sat on az hard and often ~
Tom Reed squslehed Ferguson.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

Kansas City. Oct. 2s. - Cattle - Re,
ceipts, 5000 head. Market, best steady.
others 5@l0c lower.
Native steers. S3 O0@4.3; Texas steers,
t2.50649O; Texas cows, $2.l0G3 co; ma
tive COWS aud heifeTs, 81 UOQ4.75; stock.
era and feeders. S2.7b@4 30i bulls, 81 a
@3.75.
Sheep-Receipts, 5000. Market arm.
Lambs, f3.75Q55O; muttOns, SO OOQ45O
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

THE registration books for precinct l2
are at the cigar store OF d. J. Abel, on
Railroad avenue, and for precinct 20 al
the job printing Office OF ed. U. Bliss on
south Second street. Register tO-mor.
roW
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
HOTEL HIGHLAND.

D. n, Bundye, La Junta; Geo Arndt
New York; John Hawke, j. A, Harlan, ID
NJ. Hitchcock, San Marcial; M, G. Clarke
Golden, n. Nj o, l., Kistler, Norton.
Kan @. 9elVy, Santa Monica, Cal.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

Demonstration is the thief OF time"
and will cause you some plumbers bills
II you don't provide an abundant coal
supply before that sudden cold snap
comes on; Cerrillos hard and soft coal.
Hahn & Co,
Ali persons wishing furnished rooms
and all have rooms to rent are requested
to communicate with ". G.. BUTMAN,
Cromwell block, office with Mutual
Automatic Telephone Co, Phone 425.
Our entire new line of capes, jackets
and ladies tailor made suits at a redue-
ton OF % to 90 per cent on account OF
removal. Golden Rule Dry Goods Com
pan ,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
Chioaro stook Mnrkst.

Chicago, Oct. IS Cattle 49, Receipts
300 head including 1900 westerns
Market, dull, weak; 800 lower than Mon
day.
Beeyes, $3.S5@5 40; COWS and heiiers
tL76g450; westerns, % 50@450; stock.
ers and feeders, &2.75@4 90; Texas steers
a. 7ba390
shesp-Receipts, 1900 head. Marke'
steady,
Natives, So s0Qi7O; westerns, 1856
64.60; lambs, $4OC@GI0.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

The ladies OF the Temple Albert"
bazaar will give a children's fancy dress
bail saturday evening, November 10, and
are very DESTROYS that all children appear
Ia costume. The bill will begin NJ z,
lasting until $3.50 p. m, An those who
intend taking part will kindly notify the
president, Mrs. Alfred Grunsfeld. There
will also be other attractive features
during the evening,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

SEE that your name is on the registra.
ton books. Tomorrow Is the last day.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
Kansas CITY market.

THE United States will not pay spain's
Cuban debt.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

REGISTER to morrow. II is the last
day OF registration for the November
election.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

W. 8. McCluer, Carroll g. Smith, Kan
sas City; d. W. Dreamer, II. V. Leary
Las Vegas; Paul Kempenich, Peralta,
n. NJ G. r. McAdams, Denver; @. G.
Lord. Los Angeles,
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

Old fashions In dress may be revived,
but no old -fashiOned medicine can re-.
place Chamberlain.s Collie, Cholera and
DiarrhOea Remedy. For sale by all drug
gists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

A regular meeting Of Adah Chapter,
No. 8, o K 8. will be held this evening
1t 5 O'Clock ia the Masonic Temple.
BY order OF worthy matron. Nellie NJ.
Butler, secretary.
Andres Lopez Is at Santa Ne. He
made the trip from this city 10 the terri.
tOrial capital on his bicycle In eight and
one halt hours.
GeOge 3. Blunt and Harry Potter, who
we're On a visit 10 friends In Santa Fe.
have returned 20 the territorial metrop.
oils.
Interesting services are being held
every night at the Highland Methodist
church, 10 which everybody Is invited.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

JAMES A. SUMMERS,
For Probate CLERK.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28

CoRNELIO sANDOVAL,
For Probate Judge.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1898-10-28
COUNTY REPunLIcAN rIoKET.

Second Distnct-IUNAIIO WIIIEkkhL
Third District-JESUS ROMERO,
For County Commissioners.