New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-06-20
DER LEEDLE WARRIORS.

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Wee Gretchen dakes der proomstick,
IND Hans he dakes a pan
Und beats ii NIT TEASPOON.
Yust like dot bass drum man;
und Fritz he vas der eabdain'
His sword a pamleaf fan
Ven dey go to fight der Spinnish
Down In koooah.
Der foe is ferry careless
Dey meet him eferyvare;
Sometimes dsy find him i9o hldins
J'nd den dey chump ubon him
IND crap him py ger Ter h Sa,r,.n
Down in Koobah.
Dey dake dare grampa's bootchack
TO make a eating gun;
Dey load id nit potatoes,
Ind den der fight is yum,
because der foe Is kilded
Eggscepting dem run
Down in Koobah.
IND ven der pattle rayches. Co.,
Dey make der kitten play
Midouid no milk all day;
IND den dey plan rescoo
Und dake dot cat away
Ven dey go to fight der spnnish
Down in Koobah.
IND ven der nghttimes shadows
Dare swords und cannon keep.
Und off to Dreamlands playground
Dem leede solchers creep.
so% WSG soei a hsar dem in S Sspes Sleep
For dey sdli are fighting Spinnish
baltimore NewA
A nag fakir In Washington the other DAY mus ~
nounced his wares:
Look a-here. feers. there's forty-eight stars q
this nag. Forty-eght mind you. I'll bet Matan-
zas mule that you can't find another Old Glory IN
this country that has got forty -eght on H. ihos'
that YOU buy I'm the stores has only got forty-nFe
stars-one for each State: but this here flag nine
has been built for the occasion. It's got th'ee
extra stars added for the new States-spsin' Cuos
and Philippineland. See? II you don't get one %
em you amt in the push. You'll have 10 PAM
three more stars the flag you've ALREADY ~"
and you can't make a neat Job OF H. You might -
well have o them old flags with thirteen star.
on II as a forty -fve-star flag In these days W.
next, Get in the push. Get into the Dig s.a.
spangled handicap. with three starters aooe1'
They an't no long shots either"
SUNDAY Huntsman Cboastins)-Hardly had been
hunting quarter OF an hour when deaa ha'' 49,
at nv feet 1910
Doubling F'riend-Do hares ever comm" S'
-(Flegende BlAtter.
Although Lady Henry Somerset has ceased 70
advocate the State regulation OF vice In india 'ho.e
is still n strong opposition 10 her In the woman
Christian Temperance Union. In brief. II Is u'soN
against her that. though she Is an abstaiher p
sonally she has allowed wine to be served d. ~
own table TO her guests TIL January OF inc p.e
year that she does not consider II necessary io
persons to become abstaners. that she does ns'
wish all public houses Tor saloons) TO DC c'oseF
that she does not wish public houses cioseo "S'
ing the entire day Sunday, that she "an ,,.
proposition In regard to selling drink 10 .
that is far from being In unison win "o'a
Christian Temperance Union principles 'na' ~
does not wish prohibition and that she reoe ~,
revenue from two or three beer houses upo" ~"
own estates.
There Is one consolation In being on u" veerS or
side of life When a man gets 10 De Sj,,;;nd r.
so end he says OF a young woman, IN air my.
/ wasn't married already I'd marry ,he sn' him
eelf" he actually believes she woulu nsrbans-
This is as good as getting her; DETER pe'""'
Boston Transcript.
The recltless driving OF automotor cars !"
.treots OF Paris. but especially In the 'h" A,ans
Eysees has become dangerous 10 peoesp o.
and people driving In cabs that the Preiec' '.
lice has been advised by NUMBER Oh p A.
whose lives have been imperllled by the o"ne ~
drivers OF these machines which go al ',' ss',,a
over twenty miles an hour, that they VIII -.
themselves with revolvers and SHOOT 'he IA
who are so Indifferent to other people "'''
limbs.
In New Chamberlain Citisen-Ihis ma' W.
ness is a good thing for you neWspaPe nn i'm aRne.
Disting uished Editor-More than you, or ~ ne are
The people who used run our paps ~ opera-
now busy telling how to conduct "'~'S
tions,-(Cincinnat Enquirer.