Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-08-20
DOOLEY, THE ANGLO-SAXON.
The Chicago Philosophers Views of
the Racial Question
From the Chicago Journal

From the Chicago Journal
"Well," said Mr. Dcoley, 81 see be tn
pa-apers that tn snow-yhite pigeon Nv
peace have tied UP tn dogs iv war. It's all
over now. All we've got to do is to arrest
tn pathrites an make TIL reconcenthraGios
pay tn stamp tax an be r-ready FIR to take
a punch at Garmany or France or Rooshia
or amy country tn face iv tn globe.
AN I'm glad iv it. This war, Hinnissy
has been a gr-reat sthrain on me. To think
iv tn suff rim I've endured! F'r weeks
lay awake at nights fearin' that tn Span
ish ar-rmadillo'd lave tn Cape Verde ISL
ands, where it wasn't, an take tn thrain
out here an hur-rl death an destruction
into ME little store. Day be day tn pitiless
eXIhrieS come out an beat down on me.
Ye hear fv Teddy Rosenfelt plungin' into
ambus- cades an sicreIy iv wars, but d ye
hear v Martin Dooley, tn man behind tn
guns, four thousan' miles behind thin, an
wflln' to be further? They ARE no boz
kays FIR me. I'm what Hogan calls wan iv
tn mute, ingloryous heroes iy tn war: an
not SO dam mute, ayther Some day, Ho-
gan, justice'n be done me, an tn likes iv
me, an whin tn story iv gr-reat battle
Is written they'll print tn kilt, tn wound
ed, tn missin' an the SERIOUSLY disturbed.
An thin that have bore thmsilyeS well
an bravely an paid tn taxes an faced tn
deadly Newspapers without finchin' II be
advanced six pints an given cnanst to
turin jack fr tn game.
But me wurruk amt over jus because
Mack has inded tn war an Teddy Rosen-
felt is comm home to bite tn sicrty iv war.
You an me, Hinnissy, has got TO bring on
this here Anglo-SaXon 'lieance. An Anglo
Saxon, Hinnissy, is a Garman that's forgot
who was his parents. They're lot Nv thin
in this country. They must be as NANNY
as two in Boston; they Sc wan up in Maine,
an another lives at Boggs Ferry in New
York state, an dhrives a milk wagon
Mack is an Anglo-SaXon. His folks come
fr' m tn County Armagh, an their naytion-
al Anglo-Saxon hymn is 'ODonneli Aboo.'
Teddy Rosenfelt is another Anglo-SaXon.
An L m Anglo-SaXon. I'm wan ~ tn
hottest Anglo-Saxons that liver come out iv
Anglo-SaXony. TIL name iv Dooiey has
been tn proudest Anglo-Saxon name in tn
County Roscommon rr NANNY years.
'SchwartZmeister is an Anglo-SaXon, but
he doesn't know il an won't till some wan
tells him. Pether Bowbeen down be tn
Frinch church is formin' tn Circle Fran
caiZe Anglo-SaXon Absinthe Club, an me
OF frind Domingo that used to boFs tn
Ar-rchey r-road wagon whin Callaghan
had tn sthl eet contract will march at tn
head iv tn Dago Anglo-Saxons whin tn
time comes. There ARE twinty thousan
Rooshian Jews at g quarther a vote in tn
sivinth ward, an ARMED with rag hooks
they'd be a tLr-r-ble thing FIR amy inimy
iV tn Anglo-Saxon 'Heance to face. tn
Bohemians an Pole Anglo-Saxons may be
a little slow in wakin up to what tn
papers calls our common hurtage. but ye
may be sure they'll be all fright whn
they're called On. We've got together an
Ansio-Saxon 'lieance in this wa-ard. an
were goin' to ilict Sarsfield O'Brien prisi-
dint, Hugh O'NeilI Darsey vice prisldint
Robert Immitt Clancy sicrety. an Wolfe
Tone Malone three-asurer. OBrien'n be
a good wan to have. He was in the Fenian
r-raid an his father carrd pike in forty
eight. An he's in TIL Clan. Besides, he
has a shtrong pull with tn Ancient Ordher
iv Anglo-Saxon Hibernyans.
Il ted ye whin TIL Clan an TIL Sons iy
Sweden an TIL Banana Club an tn Circle
Francaize an tn Pollacky BENEVOLENT So
ciety an tn Rooshian Sons of Dinnymote
an tn Benny Birth an tn Coffee Clutch
that Schwartzmeister r-runs, an tn Tur-
rnd' ye-mind an tn Holland Society an tn
Afro-Americans an tn other Anglo-Sax-
OF s begin FIR to raise their Anglo-Saxon
battle cry it'll be all day with tn eight or
nile people in tn wurruld that has tn
misfortune ~ not bein' brought UP Anglo
SaXons"
'They'se goin' to be debate on tn lie
once at tn ninety-eight picnic at Ogden's
gr-rove." said Mr.. Hennessy.
"P'raps,' said Mr.. Dooley. sweetly, we
might like to berry tn loan Nv an ice
pick