The Press., 1898-09-08
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There IS only one spot on the earGn surface that has actually kbeen willed, deeded and bequeathed to- his satanic majesty. This spot lies 4 1a !miles south of Helsingfors, Finland.
 A few years ago Lara Huikariene died in the little town of Pielisjarvi, in the above named country, leaving consider able property in the shape of landed es- tate. How he had come intoapossession of so much land no one seemed to know, but as he was very bad citizen it was generally admitted that he was in league with wintahausu (satan) and that they had many business deals with each other.
 This somewhat startling opinion was verified when old Huilariene found 8 certified warranty deed which deeded to satan all his earthly possessions.
 The will was to the same effect The family have repeatedly tried to break the will, but so far, has been unsuccess- full. Thus the records plainly show that his sulphuric majesty has legal right and title to some excellent grounds in the near vicinity of Helsingfors. The simple people of the neighbor- hood have changed the course of the road which formerly skirted the Huila- riene homestead and declare that they would not enter the possessions of Satan & Go. for all the money that the three estates would bring. Pearson 'sWeal,'- The king of Greece, when conversing with the members of his family, never | employs any but the English language. He seldom speaks French and only uses Greek when compelled to do so.
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 "The Lucky Duffs'' is the title of an article in The English Illustrated Nigga zine in which MT. J. M. Bullock traces the rise of the Duke of Fife, like a prince in fairy tale, from a little farmer in the north of Scotland 200 years ago. One good woman of the house used"to ride to market with a huge pile of plaiding, which she had spun from her sheep, in the crouper be- side her and duly brought back its value in merks These she hoarded in ' hoo Ci0 C1, savings in leather bag in the ceiling, but the rats got at it, so that the family dined amid a downpour of ducatoons. The family fiourished so we'll that each of her three sens got an estate of his own-Patrick, the youngest bringing 36 children into the world, while Will
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