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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-06-17
TOOK A COLD SHOWER BATH
New and Elderly Pupil stayed
Under IL Aeariy Fifteen Minutes.

Under IL Aeariy Fifteen Minutes.
A gentleman about 80 years Of age en-
tered gymnasium and physical Gull
ture school in Brooklyn the other day
and announced his intention of becom-
ing u pupil TO build himself up" re-
ports the New York Times. After hard
exercise for an hour it is customary for
each pupil TO take warm or cold
shower bath and then be rubbed down
by an attendant with coarse towels,
thus promoting the circulation of the
blood and putting the body in healthy
glow. The shower bath is in n small
compartment, and the pupil enters and
closes the door, manipulating the spig-
OTIS TO suit himself. while the attendant
waits outside until he is through.
The elderly pupil was told after his
6rst lesson that he had better take a
cold shower, and he entered the COM
partment and closed the door. The at
tendant waited for nearly IS minutes
outside. and wondered what the man
was doing. as be could hear the cold
water running. but no other sound.
Finally from the compartment came
the chattering query: How long must
stay in this place? I'm freezing"
The new pupil was promptly rescued
and resuscitated. and IL was explained
60 him that II was not customary for n
man TO stay under the shower longer
than two OF three minutes on q cold
winter dav.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-06-17
pon't Tobacco spit and smoke Your Life Away.

Talic C.~earets Caucy Cathartlc luc or 95C
II G. 6. g. i,,Il TO cure. druggists r'funi money
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-06-17
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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-06-17
Educate Your Bowels w,,h Ca.cnrets.
70 Cure Constipation Forever.

car - t.'unrtir. cure const ipatiou forever
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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-06-17

the month, Of the political, the
economic, and literary happening,
which are of value to intelligent
men and women. The Editor,
Progress OF the World " tells sue.
einetly an illustrated story Of the
month. The Leading Articles"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-06-17

The prodiCal use q laces and ribUouS on
costumes Of Frenadnc or1audy and other If
the sheer textiles create, Uulr summary
effect that is delightful especially when the
ribbons are In cool blue or uioeu shades IN
the sketch .ate modes presented n The he.
Haeqtor are shown the material beng white
orgaudy over applegrecu iancu 10 charming
arrangement Of ace insertion aud green nib
tons in the baby width and wider giving tie
decorative finish The skirt ~ one ot the
newest ,ather shapes and the waist Us a
novety known as tie Tudor 4 deep
yoke Of pleasing outline j. The nan feature
of Tie tCd!ce, aid ooubie TINS OutiIIIIg II
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-06-17

TO quit tobacco easily ana forever be mag
uctic. fun at life. nerve and yigor, take No-Io
Bac. tine wonder worker. that mites weak men
strong Al druggists. soc or 81. cure gudran-
tood Booklet ana sample free. Address
sterling Remedy GO Chica"c or New York.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1898-06-17

give a fufiness that viii he specially improy-
ing To- slight figures Pouch front. back
with becoming fulness at the center, and
sleeves with sufficient fulness 20 support the
fills gracefully are other attractive points Of
tie "1udor" Stylish long ends Of the belt
r.Dou LauI quite low O>ei the .ony oval tab
Ter + ...e SKIRT and circular founce gath
nted and formed IN "a irill heading outlines
tho -ablicr DAINTY toilettce can hc fashioned
after this NODE ucx'cu,ivc.y If lawn, Swiss
Or the printed organizes made over tinted
lawn and trimmed with ribbon.
.Spectaay Trepared tor Us ~ The Butterica
PuLhsh.n2 20 (LHmttedl
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Guaranteed tobacco habit cure. makes weak
n''-irch-, blood pure. soc. a. All druggists
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07
POINTED p~ARAaaApHs.
. dudes atlIre Ia apt a. 49, II.

people,
No man ever sees his faults through a
magnifylng glass.
a girl eagerly swallows a mans words
when he SAYS ice-cream soda.
Too many OF our coming men seem 10
be handicapped from the start.
It is always surprising how much
deeper q hole Is after n gets into 1t. :
About the only thing a man wants
more.
Specializing sounds more refined than
much.
Doctors used a lance to bleed their
patients In olden times. Other methods
are now employed.
Many a ASunduy- church-golng man
shoots the chutes OF forgetfulness the
following Monday.
A, girl only partly returns a mans
directions when she returns his letters
and retains his presents.
You a make "a temporary angel OF
the average woman by simply compll-
menting her on her youthful appear
ance.
~ woman>can throw a stone with a
curve that would make q professional
base ball pitcher turn green with envy.
Chicago Daily News.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07
%TrLzsRosE NUMBERS
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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07

government OF Spain has been q victim
OF the ia;rlsues OF designing men who
have, to use our contempcrury's LAM
gunsc. "loaded tho land With intolcrable.
burdens, practically dlsarncd. in large
part, It's armies and tie fleets, and above.
aii dtrtro2ed that greatest OF all re-
sources FOR e country In peril, the, ccni-
dence OF public men 10 each other"
It Is no surprise that there should be.
an uprlslng OF the pcoplc,ot such a gov
ernaent in a time like that which Spain
10 now experiencing. when the people are
having their eyes opened TO the fact that
they have been systematically deceived
concerning the governments prepared
mess for war with a foreign power. The
danger threatening Spain At home Is as
greet rs that che Is facing at the hands
OF tho United States, it not greater. and
the article 10 which we have referred Is
correct In concluding that It is -'not the
mere anger o; the people over the hui
initiation of dcf:at that the rulers OF
Spain have 10 fear, but Il Is the implac-
able rage OF people who feel that they
have indeed been 'sold.'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07
FACTS mi FIGURES.

a cube OF cast iron one inch each
way will be crushed under q pressure
of ninety pounds.
The diameter OF the moon Is 2,1s0
miles and It's distance from the earth
23S. $50 miles.
In n bushel OF wheat there are $50. 200
seeds; rye, SsS,40O; clover, l6, 400, 9o0;tlm-
othy, 4l,S23,4OO.
A horse powerIis calculated to be suf-
flcient to false $4,000 pounds to the
height OF n foot in a minute.
Air in Its pure state Is composed
thus: Nitrogen, n per cent: oxygen, q
per cent; other compounds, 2 per: cent;
The human Solce may be heard at a
distance OF $50 yards; military band.
$500 yards; rifle, $500 yards; cannon,
5000 yards.
The total area OF the earth's land sur
face is estimated at 52.OGs. 800 square
miles; the water surface at AS, 900. 900
square miles.
Mount Everest OF the Himalaya
range in Asia, 10000 feet high, Is the
highest mountain in the world. St. Hell
en- in Washington. 1880 feet is the
highest In the United States.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07
SPANISH NEWS
From the r,nii-d siait,-A sadS E.ampl.
or rY,ur,d ,Jolirf,Ait.m.

From the cnii-d siais,4h Sad Exampi.
OF sIsirid Johri,Aii.tn.
Washington Post: For example. let
us eonslder tho United States CORES.
pondence OF the Madrid Impartial, O, a
very recent dntc--of course St was sent
before the naval enlargement on Ma
Mia, for even n ~spahlard would not
have written such feeble slebber after
ward. The correspondent IA said 20 be
one Senior Julio Gonzales y Alba, and
he Is quoted thus:
"The United States hesitates to light.
Its waiting policy is due TO timldlty.
It's fleet hovprs around the shores OF
Cuba and moves up and down the
American coast, doing no. greater dam.
age than hero and thrrc the capture OF
n defenseless merchantmen, The rca.
son for this Is that the American gov
eminent Is not prepared to fight 1t was
not thought that Spain would offer any
real resistance. The press OF this re.
public has mlsled the populace as 10 the
power, resources, and military virtues
OF the Spanish people.
The only powder mill on the Amecl-
can continent capable Of producing
sutolteless powder has been destroyed.
Thus the Americans haze no way of
re-loadirg their heavy ordnance, as
black or brown powder cannot be used
effectively.
Then the states which were counted
on to furnish the men for, the war find
themselves handicapped BIZ a threaten
ed Indian uprising. Tho regular army
has been withdrawn and the savagcs
have already taken the warpath. In
the states OF Ohio. illinois, and Iowa,
the citizens have already been called
out TO protect their western frontiers
from the raids OF the Wild men.
I'm the District OF Columbia the mil
lila guard has refused to serve. The
guard was ordered out by the President
and when It discovered that It was to
go into camp and drill for war purposes
1t disobeyed the officers and returned to
the capital.
"Thc $50 900, 600 voted for the war has
not been collected, and a bill is now
before Congress providing means to
borrow money with which to fight
Spain"
This Is such sorrowful rubbish that
we hardly have the heart to analyze
1t. The poor devil who ~concocted Il no
doubt believed every word he wrote,and
we cannot find the cruelty to disturb
him in his dream. But think Of a ma
ton nurtured on such food as this!
Imagine the hopeless infatuation, the
self-deception, the suicidal emo. of a
nation which accepts oil this miserable
stuff as solemn truth. !Ccrvantes was
not only a satIrist; he was a prophet.
Whether he knew It or not, he portray
ed in, the absurd, the lovable, the mel
ancholy, and the honorable picture Of
Don oulxotc, the character and the
doom Of modern Spain.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07
Col. spillmsn Exptain,.

So many sensational, and exaggerated
reports have been sent from Charleston
to outside newspapers concerning do
satisfaction and dIsaenslons among tho
National Guard officers who went 10 the
state capital to enlist, that the public
has received n wrong impression as to
the reason tina. some OF them are return
ing to their homes without enlls,ing.
General Spiliman. who is the'co!onel of
the volunteer regiment, has explained
the real cause In the columns Of the
Charleston Gazette, and his statement
should be accepted as giving the case
correctly. The Gazette sums up the
statement as follows:
Every officer OF the National Guard has
been more than anxious to go into tho vol
unteer army. but MS only one regiment was
asked for from West Virginia, 1t Is clear
that the officers and men OF t%o regiments
could not be given an opportunity TO So,to
the front. h officers who failed to get
into the volunteer army are the ones who
most 'keenly regret the Presidents limited
call for troops. The contention to 20 to
the front on the part Of the officers OF the
west NlEbllllt s1iit tiuuIs NuS oV hteh
and earnest that It taxed the powers Of the
state administration to bring about an adj
juStment. at the risk of uttering q secret.
we might say, that the lucky fellows who
are on the way to the front, only won that
distinction by lot. The officers who came
to Camp Lee n have returned home are
only more unlucky, but not less brave Il
patriotic than those who remain"
This seems to put the matter In a
proper light and should put a stop to
some Of the wrong impressions created
by exaggerated dispatches which have
been sent to metropolitan papers, and
which have made 1t appear that the West
Virginia volunteers are less patriotic
than those of our sister states. II a
second call should be sent to West Vir-
sinia, 1t will meet with 4 ready response
from both Officers and men who have
been disappointed in the present in
stance. There is just as much patriot
ism In the state Of West Virginia as. can.
be found in n state in the Union, and
when men are needed for the national
defense there will be no hesitancy in any
quarter. However. we do not apprenend
that a second call from-the President
will be necessary. The end OF the war
seems to be nor far away.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07

THERE is more Catarrh in this sec
ton of the country than oil other dis
eases put together, and until the last
few years was supposed to be incurable.
For a great many years doctors pro-
nourced 1t a local disease, and pre-
scrlbcd local remedies, and by con-
stantly falling to cure with local treat
ment, pronounced 1t incurable. Science
has proven catarrh to be q constitution
al disease. and therefore requires con.
stitutionai treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure. manufactured by F. J.. Cheney &
Co., Toledo. Ohio. is the only constitu-
tional cure on the market. 1t is taken
internally In doses from ten drops to a
t%easpoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system.
They offer n hundred dollars for any
case 1t fails to cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials. Address
F. J.. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold By Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07
SPANS Prsdicsmsnt at Homs.

- H#..-
a'a' su.'e'tns eo-aay rom the ell
"N lining ishoFahce among
u "et peopis. ms Phase OF
'tu"o'es "f'ch are threat
w AZ OIL ehe kihsaot anu
s'dseot aitai:s Q, s!a'ee
s"As y 'pa'n th3h tue loss OIL a1'y o.
Hes e'a'''ai possessions Is one Rnicn' is
iooNns ih'o IN coaaect.oh VITA
- s wa. ~ oeins 'naoe IN CON
WIN the war. REFERRING 10 inc
, 's eien'eits tnat nave FORCED me
eo'eul Oh opalh % suspend ciV't.
so'efheht anu estaoiish marian law,
TN a-ucic In Inc New York Times dis
cusscs the causes which have led IN 10
-,
nat alarming situation.
Passing over .ao h,r.o-y NJ ~, NC,
-, ' - 80"
aIo the rise OF the various PARTIES which
have moo, a,strr,:,o - ,t,o
-uip"as eieHis"es /" eac
peace OF Spain anI the Stability OF tho
-
monarchy, the more recent eTcDts,
growing out OF tho corrr,ntion os t,lh,ic
- Ai-SSSS
h. -oro.-,,
~ v. y US na'i'b ."e ilios'
direct bearing upon what Is now taking
n,ooe 1r,a r;uo
Ptaee. ~ LINES mentions tne Iact
that since 1874 there has been a deter
n,noa o,,,u. 49,.
mlheo EFFORT on the part OF tae more de-
termtned Snanisb 1e,derr 70 establish q
- ' ~
sairly liberal government on the basis
~ oaner,, e,r-,ro ,nao, ~. ro-,
eu'td5e' uiuet '"e iestii'i-
ing and unifying influence OF a cons.i-
tutional monarchy, modelled after that
of England, perhaps, with a sovereign
OF the ancient roya, house on the throne.
and points out the difficulties that have
been IL the way as follows.
Thu mass Of tho voters arc ignorant.
mlsIed BY The "Il eader,s h ~ f fbn con; o Gas,1y
factions They have been ground down by
has Constantly I'll thre tnIrsp't Tie ais esisti1s
s Sfrr Bpt worse than the illiterate
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07
s1ERRE LEONE REBELLION.
De,hoyei, and Members Of
- American NIsalnn iinsxnrrsi.

Rotlfunk DesiioyeI, and Members of
American Mission M~nssaered.
FREEToWN, Sierra Leone; West
Coast of Africa, May SIT Is reported
that the Insurgents engaged In the re-
bellion which grew out of the d~lssatls-
faction of the natives with the hut tax
and who, as announced yesterday, had
burned the headquarters Of the Ameri-
can missionaries at Shongay, in the
Sherboro district, have attacked and
destroyed the town of Rotlfunk.
1t Is further said that the members OF
the American mission located In that
place. who were Sierra Leoneans, have
been massacred.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07

DeyEey, and on ahothtr page contains "a
lart 3 picture Or a Drlashl steamer. which
III s4ys carried this moaentous dispatch
10 3se. commodore from Hong Iopg.
ImHortant war news was Obliged. for one
day % occupy a subordinate place while
this great. newspaper exploited under.
flaming headlines tho very Ordinary act
or sfndlns a telegram, such as hundreds
OF private citizens doubtless have sent.
or y lght have sent. Such Is yellow Jour.
inaIgsm.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07

The first parliament Of Cuba under
autonomy" which was opened by Blan-
co in Havana. was notable at It's opening
session by q speech from the captain
genera! in which he painted the beauties
of autonomy from the Spanish point Of
view, and thought that the United States
Instead OF making var should now be
salutinG the parliament. Blanco Is. al
most as amusing in his audnclous claims
Of the virtues of Spanish government of
Cuba az Wcyler was.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07

THIRTY-FIvE years make genera
ton. That Is how long Adoiph Fisher.
of GAINESVILLE. o., suffered from piles.
He was cured by using three boxes of
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve. Charles
R. Goethe, Market and Twelfth, streets;
Chatham Sinclair, Forty-sixth and ia
con streets: A. E. Scheehle, No. 6o7 Main
street; Exley Bros. Penn and Zane.
streets; Bowie & Co., Bridgeport. 9
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07

OLD POINT COMFORT, May Son
Board the Flagship Brooklyn, of Fort
Monroe.-The report that the flying
squadron was put under action last
night at midnight is absolutely without
foundation. After 9 o'clock when the
retiring gun Is sounded, there was no
action whatever. No gun was fired and
no call for quarters sounded as has been
intimated. Commodore Schley, has a
patrol boat out near the capes and relies
implicitly on it for information.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07
The Two Squadrons.

Should a battle occur between the
Spanish and American squadrons Off the
harbor OF Porto Rico, as seems possible,
IL the report that the Spanish fleet is
bound for that point proves true, It will
be a fight in which the two sides will be
matched moresequally than In the case
OF the battle Off Manila last: Sunday.
Admiral SIMPSONS squadron consists of
the battleships Iowa and Indiana, splen-
did warriors OF eleven and ten thousand.
tons displacement respectively. and.each.
s~plendldly armed; the cruisers New
York, Cincinnati, Marblehead and De-.
troi., ranging from two to eish: thou
sand ton displacement; the monitor
Puritan and the torpedo gunboa. May
flower. The Spanish squadron. so far
as known, providing It Is en-oute to
Porto Rico, consists OF the cruisers In
fanta Maria Teresa. Almirante Oquen-
do, vizclya ard :he Cristobei Colon,
and the torpedo boat destroyers Furor,
pIutoE and Terror.
The Spanish cruisers are all about
seven thousand tors displacement, and
ore reported as being of faster speed
than our cruisers, but ere not SO heavily
armed. The comparative strength Of the
two %squadrons, recapi.uiated, Is as fol-
lows: Total displacement, American,
ASS tors; Spanish, 2O.G09 tons. Weight
OF metal at n discharge, American
ls.s73 pounds; Spanish. 1855 pounds, or
less tnan half that OF the American
squadron.
The United States will have other ad-
vaat:ges, asilc from :he larger and bet
ter ermea vessels. one Of them being the
admitted superiority of the crews and
the better gunners, and another being
the control OF the base Of supplies. II our
fleet takes Porto Rico, as Is expected,
before the Spanish fleet can arrive.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07

Two questions will be answered very
shortly, though they both tend to the
SANK puropse. One Is, is the Spanish
Cape Verde naval fleet crossing the At
%lantIc: The second is, Il 1t is not. has
the Spanish government any intention OF
sending It across? There is every !ndi.
cation that Spain Is unwilling to fight
another naval battle, andylf che does SO
It will be a forced one.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07

Stephen Crane, the novelist and cor
respondent, who Is at the seat of war. Is
impatient because there hasn't been a
battle Tough: yet that will give him an
opportunity to describe 1T in his own
picturesque and lu-,d style for one Of the
New York yellow Journals. Considering
the sort OF q paper Stephen represents,
why should ne wait? Let him fire In an
account Of a battle anyhow. Facts are
not what the yellow journal wants. Any
sort OF a sensation will do.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07

Blggs-I'm oil broken up. Digs
Then 1t Is about time you mended your
ways.-Harlem Life.
What Isl your definition OF opti-
mism?" 1T is a determination to. enjoy
life whether You do or not."-chicago
Record.
"Smallman doesn't seem to amount 10
much, does he?" mo: he's OF no more
consequence than n Thermometer on a
pleasant dar."-Puck.
A Rapid Talker.-Hojack-What "a
chatterbox Miss Frocks is. Tomdlk-
Yes, her conversation Is geared pretty
high.-Detroit Free Press,
~Sappington-I once came within an
ace Of making $500. DeQuincy-How so?
Sappinston-It was n game OF poker:
what I needed vas an ace OF diamonds.
Judge.
A Poser.-Uncle Sam bent again over
the chart of the Atlantic Ocean and
studied it closely. Puzzle picture" he
muttered. Find the Spanish ileet."-
Chicago Tribune.
by George; I haven't been able to
sleep nights since this "a talk began"
why? You're too old to be drafted,
aren't you?"#"Yes, but the captain OF
our militia company owes me $500
Chicago News.
An Admiral of the Turkish fleet, sea-
sick In a storm. was disturbed by a
grating noise. He inquired whence 1t
proceeded, and, on being. told itwaSthe.
rudder of the ship, he desired 1t might
be Immediately taken off!-Tit-Blts.
whats the matter between Meekly
and his wife?" "He enlisted without
consulting her, and now she's threaten
ing to overthrow the government be-
cause she can't get out a writ of replev-
In and recover him."-Detroit Free
Press.
Her suggestlon.-The Dean-I can't
think what to preach about next Sun
day. Nobody seemo TO take an interest
In anything bu. war now. His Wife
Why not take a day off and let the
canon fill your pulpit?-Chicago News.
The Sarcastic Parent.-"And you
want my daughter for herself alone?,
said the sarcastic old m%illionaire."Y-
yes, SIR" "Well, my boy, I'll do better
by you than that: I'll throw In the:
clothes she wears, too."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-07

One Of the New York yellow Journals
deyotes the greater part Of It's first page
TO a fac-simile production ofta telegram
OF congratulations It semitic Commodore