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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

You can honestly sav 10 customers that
F. W. Devoe & Co.'S Pure. Lead and Zinc
Paint is composed onlFof pure lead, pure
zinc. pure linseed oil and pure tinting cob
ors, and nothing else.
You can honestly say tocustomers that
F. W. Devoe & Co.'S Pure Lead and Zlnc
Paint contains no water. alkalis, benzine,
fish oil, petroleum, barytes, whiting, or
other adulteran;s.
You can honestly guarantee our Paints
to- he put up full measure according to
the United States STANDARD OF 23I cubic
inches to the gallon. This is an impor-
tant fact in favor Of our paint, because,
as you know, sumo Paints are found
which are short measure-six cans con-
tanning only FIVE gallons Of Paint. Such
cans do not contain full gallon, and the
consumer ought to know it.
Yours truly,
F. ". DEvoE & Co.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
CHURCH SERVICES.

Christ Church.
Services next Sunday as usual.
Congregational.
At the Congregational Church next
Sunday services will be conducted as fol-
lows:
IL am. Sermon by the pastor. Subject,
1.-THE Four Gospels.
6 p. m Christian Endeavor prayer
meeting. A missionary meeting.
Up. M. The fifth sermon in the series
on Beginnings of Sacred History" Sub
ject, THE Deuge."
All are most cordially invited to attend
these services.
90. GRIEsHABER, Pastor.
Methodist Episcopal.
II a. m. Sunday. Sermon by Presiding
Elder Hamilton.
1915 p. m. Bible School.
$50 p. m. Junior League Meeting.
pm. Sermon by the pastor to Moth
erS.
p. III. Tuesday, devotional meeting
Epworth League, followed by normal
study.
Up. m. Friday, Class Meeting.
p. III. Saturday. Fourth quarterly
conference at the parsonage in charge OF
Rev. Joseph Hamilton.
To these services all are veIoon1e
REV. 4. E. ATwATER, Pastor.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
East Haven.

The River school closes this week FRI
day.
c. NJ. Rich OF Guildhall was a guest at
D. c. How ards Friday and Saturday of
last week.
Mr. and Mrs. H. o. Smith visited friends
at Lyndonville last week Thursday and
Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. A. Walter and son
Harlow, spent Sunday with her sister at
Burke.
d. c. Howard and wife were called to
Concord last week to attend the funeral
of Fred Howard. They also visited his
sister at East Concord.
H.A. Walter and H. o. Smithattended
the Mason's District meeting held at St.
Johnsbury last week.
Mrs. W. II. Campion and Mrs. S. S.
Hudson visited friends at Lyndon re-
Gently.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
I.unenburg.

The woman's Club met Tuesday after
noon with Mrs. Bishop. The topic Tor
the afternoon was Civil Government
current events in science bv each member.
There was good attendance.
A paper on the Cabinet and their du.
ties, Miss Whit.
Duties OF Senator, and the influence OF
the Senate, Mrs. Hale.
Sketch of Vermont Senator'S. Mrs.
Bishop.
Social life in Washington, Mrs. Karl
Balch.
Music Duett, Mrs. Balch and Miss
Thompson.
Piano Solo. Mrs. Bishop.
Reading from Vermont's noted poetess,
Mrs. Julia {. X. Dorr, Miss Barnard.
The next meeting will be held with Mrs.
F. d. Hale February 22d, in the evening.
Uriah Knapp of this town was married
February 1st at Chelsea, Mass, to Mrs.
Sias OF that place.
ARENAS Pierce was here last week. We
hear he is thinking of going into business
at Lancaster.
The Ladies Aid fair las. week Wednes-
day evening was quite successful, as
about $50 was realized. The stage en-
tertainment, which consisted of the read
ing of THE Hanging of the Crane" by
Miss Barnard and illustrated by series
of tableaux, was very good indeed. Mr..
A. V. Vance gave several fine selections
with his violin, accompanied by Mrs.
Sherman Balch. The music was very
much appreciated by all. Mrs. Arthur
Strain, nee (Florence) Hartshorn, was
the winner in the silk quilt contest.
Walter Silsby lost valuable horse last
week by being over driven. The horse
had brain fever.
L. ". Wright teaches the spring term
of the Essex County Grammar school at
Guildhall.
Miss Jennie Silsby spent Saturday and
Sunday here. She gave a reading at the
installation of the Masons at Lancaster
last Friday evening. She returned to
LyndOnville Monday.
A number of the young people rendered
Mr.. and Mrs. Clinton Hartshorn a re.
ception in the hall last week Tuesday
evening. Games were played and refresh
ments were served. During the evening
Miss Bessie Dodge in behalf of the young
folks presented Mr.. and Mrs. Hartshorr
two handsome easy chairs.
The Stockholders of the Lunenbure
Manufacturing Co. held a meeting at the
office of F. D. Hale Saturday evening
February -, and completed the organ
ization OF the corporation. The follow
ing Directors were elected F. D. Hale
S. B. Powers, NJ. Y. b. Vance, Geo. S
Balch, ]. NJ. Dodge. Mr.. Balch will hav,
the general management of the business
as he has had several years experience il
the manufacture of burial caskets. TIL,
corporation is capitalized at $4,000
NJ. D. Bowker. X. T. Brown, auditors
The townspeople will he very glad thai
Mr.. Balch remains here.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

A goodly company gathered at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. F. c. Mosher last
Tuesday. The occasion las the Scotch"
social given by the ladies OF the Congrc-
gational Church. The entertainment
was most interesting. Scotch songs were
sung by selected choir. Isabelle Sader
sang Annie Laurie, and Alice Smith and
Mrs. 0. NJ. Carpenter charming duet
The readings by Miss Lottie Davis and
Rev. c. o. Grieshaber gave much pleasure
Refreshments and a social hour followed
the entertainment. Much credit tor the
success of the evening is due Mr.. and
Mrs. Mosher, Mrs. Causebrook and the
committee in charge OF the entertain
ment.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
Letters to Island Pond People.

Mr. John w. Thurston, Island Pond. Vt.
Dear Sir: In taking the agency for F.
w. Devoe & Co.'S Pure Lead and Zinc
Paint, you become identified with con-
Germ which was founded Id years ago
the oldest and largest paint concern in
this country. Great age in business i'm
plies great reliability; while large out
put is the result of honest goods at hon
est prices.
You have the satisfaction of selling the
same kind of paint that is used by most
of the large railroad companies of the
United States and Mexico. Railroad
companies buy paint like Uncle Sam buys
gold-by chemical tests. There is no
sentiment about railroad corporations.
You can honestly say to customers that
F. w. Devoe & Co.'S Pure Lead and Zinc
Paint is strictly pure in every sense of the
word.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
Radiators at Vallee Brothers.
East Charleston.
F. ". DEvoE & Co.

The Epworth League will give an en-
tertainment Saturday evening, February
10.
The Ladies Aid are invited to take din
ner with Mrs. l.. w. Stevens next
Wednesday, February %. Every one in
vited.
Will Hand has gone to East Haven to
work in the woods.
Miss Matte Stevens attended the
musical convention at Newport last
week.
Ira Gray has bought of NJ. c. Davis the
shop occupied by L. Mosher as harness
shop. Charlie Gray will use the shop for
harness shop and Mr.. Mosher will
work for him.
Presiding Elder Hamilton will hold
quarterly meeting services here Sunday
evening February 20, at 100, also quar-
terly conference on Monday at 10 a. m.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
Lexington and South Can aan.

c. R. Holbrook has bought % tons of
hay Of ]. S. Chase to feed his logging
teams.
John Pearron has cut 100 cords of
wood, part of which he intends to haul
to Colebrook.
Hazen Blodgett is hauling timber from
Averill to the Connecticut river
Austin Baker has moved to the house
lately occupied by c. ). Bailey.
The recent spring like weather has re-
minded our farmers that the season for
maple sugar making will soon arrive.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
Radiators at YalIee Brothers.

The last visit of Rev. Joseph Hamilton
as presiding elder will occur Saturday
and Sunday OF this week, as his term of
office expires with the next session of con-
ference, which meets at Springfield April
20. He will conduct the fourth quarterly
conference at the parsonage Saturday
night and preach Sunday morning.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
blains, Corns. and all Skin Eruptions. and
positively cures Piles, or no payrequired.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
ton, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
a box. For sale BY I. w. Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

The fourth lecture of the North STRAIT
ford Lecture Course will be delivered in
Pythian Hail. North Stratford, Saturday
evening, February 10. The lecturer is
Melville D. Landon. perhaps better known
as eli Perkins" OF Eli Perkins the Uni
versity Magazine says There is no play,
no actor, or combination of actors, that
holds an audience for two hours as closely
as Eli Perkins does" Of his lecture, The
Philosophy of Wit and Humor," the Chi
cago Tribune says, "A charming enter
tainment as well as philosophical lee
ture" THE Philosophy OF Wit and HUI
NOR" is the one selected for the North
Stratford Course. Do not fail to hear it.
Pythian Hall, North Stratford, Saturday
February 10, 1898. Doors open at
us p. m. Lecture begins at s. Tick
cts IS, so and 80 cents.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

One of the most enjoyable social events
of the season was the masquerade ball
last week Wednesday evening, under the
direction of Mr.. H. R. Ford. Much pleas
ure was afforded those participating. A
splendid oyster supper was served at the
Central House.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Let all remember that Washington S
birthday is to be cnmmemorated at the
Island Pond Hall next Tuesday evening
by sociable given by the St. Agnes
Guild. A splendid programme Of enter
tainment and pleasure is in store for all
who may attend. Music and mirth,
games, etc., and refreshments. Admis-
sion, gentlemen 25 cents; ladies cents.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
LOCAL BUSINESS NOTICES.
Essex District Probate Court.

Sessions OF said Court will be held
Brighton the second Tuesday OF October and
April Canaan the second Tuesday 81 No
vember aud May. West Concord the second
Tuesday of DecrmheT and June. luncnbure
the second Tuesday OF January and July.
Special sessions will be held AZ any place in
the District By agreement.
ROBERT CHASE. Judge.
W. II. Bishop, Notary Public with
seal. At HERALD office.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Miss Ann Dyervery happily entertained
the members of the st. Agnes Guild and
invited friends at the Stewart House last
Friday evening, and all enjoyed the occa-
sion very much. The Guild meets this
week Friday with Miss Freda Danforth,
and the Guild Of the Good Shepherd with
Mrs. Mabel Applebee.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Swan is here, and as usual the storm
came too. Rain in summer; snow in
winter. If lie brings another such storm
as that of last Tuesday and Wednesday
we'll mob him out of town.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Large congregations greeted Rev. DR..
Harris, the diocesan missionary, at
Christ Church last Sunday. The services
were spirited and joyous, and the SER
mons gave great pleasure, being alike
thoughtful, helpful and practical. DR..
Harris will offciate again in this Church
the third Sunday in Lent, March 10.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
Radiators at Vallee Brothers.

And now comes the seedsmen and for
lists catalogues with chromos. And if
you could raise such roses and corn and
potatoes as you find in those chromos
you would never have to work again Of
ter next summer. The florists do their
best work in working on the magma
tiOr1
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Bills are out announcing a social hop
in the opera hall next Monday evening,
February 81. Good music will be in at
tendance. refreshments will be served
and thoroughly enjoyable time may of
certainty he expected
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

The heaviest snow storm of the season
accompanied by high winds set in last
Tuesday night and continued all day
Wednesday. As a result railroad traffic
was greatly impeded, highways blocked
and very general inconvenience expert
enced
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Large audiences are entertained daily
by S. J, Maroney with his graphophone,
hearing the new pieces, also in listening
to Steve's stories of that wonderful new
boy of his.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

The Ladies Of the G. 4. K. will give a
sociabie including entertainment and
promenade in 6. A. X. Hall on Friday
evening. Ice cream and cake will be
served. All for 10 cents. All are invited.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Mr.. and Mrs. A. K. Campbell, of Nor
risvil'e, formerly of Island Pond, visited
here during the past week the guest of
Mrs. Campbell's, sister Mrs. E. F. Hob
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
HUMPHREYS
CURES

No. 1 Fever, Congestion.
No. 2 Worms.
No. 8 Infants Diseases.
No. 4 Diarrhea.
No. 7 Coughs & Colds.
No. 8 Headache.
No. 10 Dyspepsia, indigestion.
No. II Delayed Periods.
No. 12 Leuchorrea.
No. 10 Group.
No. IL Skin Diseases.
No. Is rheumatism.
No. 10 Catarrh.
No. 27 Kidney Diseases.
No 81 Sore Throat.
No. TT Grip & Hay Fever.
DR., Humphreys HOMEOPATHIC Manual OF
Diseases at your Druggists OF Mailed Free.
Sold by druggists or sent on receipt OF 8Gts.,
Scots or 81. Humphreys Med. Co, Cor. William
and John SITS, New York.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Fifteen from here attended the X. OF p.
ball at Coos last Monday and all speak
enthusiastically Ola splendid time, good
music, an extra good supper and an
overwhelming crowd.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Some alterations are being made in
Thurston's drug store to make room for
a handsome new soda fountain, which is
being made in Boston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

We had numerous signs OF gentle spring
all last week and part of this, but we
are not quite ready to believe that win
ter is over.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

The regular meeting OF Ross Encamp-
ment No. :. /. o. o. F., for the current
month will be held next Tuesday evening
at the usual hour.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Mr.. W. II. Edmondson OF New Haven.
Conn, is visiting in town the guest Of
Mr.. and Mrs. e. d. Herrin.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
sixteen Years Ago

the Harrington residence, Rockland, Me-,
Was painted with F. ". Devoe * Co.
paint. Its still IN good condition; so
say Farrand. Spear & Co. of that city.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money fit fails
to cure; price 25 cents.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

The ladies Of the G. A. X. are contem-
plating giving play shortly after Lent
for the benefit of the organization and to
assist them in their charitable work.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
TOWN TOPICS.
Radiators at Vallee Brothers.

pzs~ Swan is now ready for business.
Call at the studio and see the beautiful
work
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

Next Wednesday is Ash Wednesday,
the first day of Lent. and service will be
held in Christ Church at IL am.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

The railroad pay car is making its
monthly round this week, reaching here
last Tuesday.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

na5" Swans velvet finish and the new
circle photos are beauties. Call and see
them.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18
Radiators at ValIee Brothers.

To Swan does not charge extra for
family groups or groups OF children.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

pa The best Photographic work ever
seen in Essex County at Swans studio
over the HERALD office.
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Radiators at Vallee Brothers.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1898-02-18

lss@ Remember that Swan will close
the 26th at noon.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-07-06
Civilization vs.. Sav.gery.

II will be interesting to note the effect
upon the sympathics OF Europeans Of n
contrast between the humane method of
warfare practIced by the naval and
military forces Of the United States md
the barbaric course OF the Spanish
troops at Santiago, iE violating not
only the rules Of civilized war, but in
totally dIsregardlng agreements Of ma
lions. and the sacred projection all con-
ctde 10 the work of mercy performed by
the Red cross Society.
ColncIdent with the official publication
Of the correspondence Of Major General
sbaftcr. the American commander, with
Gen6ral Tornl. the Spanish commander
al santiago, in which General shafter
announced a twcnty-four hour postpone
ment Of the bombnrdment Of the city.
IN order to givo the 10000 women and
children time to leave for a place Of
safely. came the account of the Spanish
troops ruthlessly firing upon American
wd,nded soldiers while being transfer
1ed from the feld, borne by hospital at
taehes, under the protection Of the Red
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one Lesson Of the va.

The war IS rapidly developing the
military and naval genius of American
commanders Possibly no other war In
history has in 60 short a time demon
strated greater capacity and courage
than that which has been witnessed
within the past two months. On both
land and sea this is true of American
men as we'll as commanders. The
United States is demonstrating, In spite
Of the total unpreparedness for war in
which the crisis found her but a short
time since. that she is mot only possessed
Of wonderful resources in an emergency,
but that IN a time Of war her soldiers
and seamen are equal to any occasion.
We have not been regarded by the re-
malnder Of the world as warlike ma
ton, nor are we. in the ordinary accept
ance Of the term. but we are demon
stratins before the world that when war
is necessary the American nation is
strong in the courage and endurance of
her men, IN the genius OF her comman-
iers and In the powers Of. her resources.
Intelligent Europe Is quick to realize
and appreciate the developments Of the
war in these respects. One of the eff
fects Of the pending contest, In conse-
quence, will be the Inspiration OF still
greater respect for the American flag in
every quarter Of the world and on the
high seas.
It Is hoped that in the realization of
this result the American people will not
forget themselves. We are peaceful
nation naturally. Let not the awaken
ed consciousness Of Inherent power and
resources, such as those mentioned, de-
ter us from remaining so. restful In the
knowledge that at any time the flag Is
tn.eatened, or a healthful, safe national
policy demands. We are prepared for
either defense or aggression. not rashly
but wisely and justly.
When the war Is over, the lesson which
Is being daily learned Is not likely to
be lost upon our legislators and the peo-
pie themselves. Hereafter we will al
ways be prepared for any emergency.
with an adequate standing army and an
Invlncible navy. coast defenses well
equipped and facilities for quick action
when a crisis with a foreign power faces
the country. In these observances rest
our hopes for future peace with all the
world, and from a standpoint of econo-
my, as well as defense, such a policy is
not inconsistent with our greatness as a
nation, nor is 1t out of line with that de-
signed by the founders Of the republic.
washington laid down the principle,
but our later generations Of legislators
failed to heed 1t.
It is one OF the great lessons the war
has forced upon US that in time of peace
our greatest security is IN being in
condition Of preparation to maintain
peace. We have the men, the military
and naval genluses, and the resources.
We have also the foresight and the
3udgment-all they need IS healthful ex-
ercIse, lest we forget
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-07-06
POINTED pGRAaRAPHs.

No popular writer Is genius TO nls
stenographer.
People who know the least are apt to
assume the most.
A great many men owe their success
TO the failure Of others.
It's a poor sIgn-painter that can't
make a name for himself.
The small amount a creditor duns you
for is often big sum to you.
Any man may deceive other men, but
It takes a genius to fool woman.
It is easy for a man to follow advice
that comedies with his own views.
Some married men are glad that they
have the privilege Of thinking as they
please.
A man win invariably smile at your
Jokes IL you invite him to smile at your
expense.
There are some glass blowers in this
country who can work only when the
glass has foam on 1t.
Awoman may have face like an open
book, but man always finds 1t difficult
to read between the lines.
A great many soldiers In the army OF
the unemployed seem to think 1t dis
honorable to desert and go to work.
Chicago News.