Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-07-14
South Side.


We will ask the Yale correspond
ent to please inform us when their
new church will be dedicated.
Halves Oakley and the Ingram
Bros. have two large saw-milIs sta
toned on Carrington's Branch.
When a girl rides a bicycle she
never thinks her own skirts blow
up as much as the others she sees.
Yes, "West End" it would be
nice to have a lady teacher at
White sulphur; you would be such
a good assistant.
One of Carrington's hen-pecked
husbands is anxious to go to Cuba
as a nurse, having, as he claims,
had considerable experience in that
line since he married.
Those patriotic girls of the
Bluegrass counties who are wearing
red, white and blue garters are not
a whit more patriotic than these
mountain girls who hold theirs up
with hickOry-bark strings. Not n
bit.
The average piano contains a
mile of wire, and when the average
player is shifting the keys with
raptured touch the average listener
wishes the wire were strung out
and the instrument at the other
end of it.
Solomon said that it is better to
dwell in the corner of the house
tops than with brawling woman
in a wide house. Again, he said it
is better to dwell in wilderness
than with a contentious and an
angry woman. And it must indeed
be deal of a place that would not
be relief to some men.
We don't wonder that Prof. KIM
brell had his laundry stolen at
white Sulphur, as "west End"
Hives down there and even stole the
last school teacher they had down
there and ran off with her to a lit
tie village called Louisville to get
married, but owing to their youth
were unsuccessful and returned
home to await maturer age.
\ A moonshiner of South Side en-
deavors to impress it upon the peo-
pie that whisky aids digestion,
tones the stomach, increases the
flow of the gastric juice and pro-
notes strength and flesh. 1t also
increases the flow of language and
promotes misery and heartaches,
and the wrecking of home and hap
piness, but he didn't think it worth
while to mention little things like
that.
When it comes to dogs South
Side takes the whole pie counter.
We have from the little insignificant
dog to the big burly canine; from
the minute rat terrier, that runs
out and barks at everything and
will become noisy at sudden rush
of air, to the affectionate and I'M
calmly bird dog, that runs over
porches and causes the woman who
has just cleaned house to swear;
from the expressionless pug dog,
whose mug doesn't either look
pretty or mean, to the fierce bull
dog, whose tendency to hold on
equals book agent or fruit tree
from the dog that bowls
at every passing train and will
mourn when bcholding the moon to
the Scotch collie, that runs down
every horse and wagon that he |
spies; from the sneaking sheep
killing dog to the friendly, frowsy |
water spaniel; from the man.
hunting blood hound to the greedy,
Iop- cared species that will run a
fox and furnish the choicest music
al accompaniment. Yes, We have
the dogs, and it seems we cannot
get along without them. Sometimes
We think that they should be exter-
and at other times we
note an interest taken in the AMI
nails by the owner and the family
hat furnishes half the enjoyment
# household, and to kill them
would be a high-handed crime. So
ct the dogs live. Everybody should
,cep not less than s or 10 good
logs.