West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1898-06-02


their tutRre home
DR. :. II. BtvS, of raycttc county.
this state. has located "a, Indepcn lence
in place Of D.. Showalter. who.moyed
TO Kin ,wood.
The greater includes the less.
Hoods Sarsap rilla cu cs ,otulr, and
may be ,cpendel upon 20 cure mls
and pinples.
Rev. c. L. shaw and wife returned
last Friday evening from Morgantown.
whore thev had been attending the
District Convention OF the Epworth
League,
Here is good one from the clarls-
burg News:
Counting girl is like starting
newspaper. IL starts out weekly.
then becomes u tri-weel<ly, then cmer-
yes into a daily and IL Il has any en-
terprise, comes out with an extra
about once n year.
Long announcements arc capable OF
various constructions, as the following
one made in n Bombay paper will show.
"Mr.and Mrs Thambvnnvagampil
are now on n visit 20 VovillSudyirruppu
Mr. Thambynavagampillai is the son
OF Judge G.. 5 Arianaynganpilhi. and
sou-in-law OF Mr.. ambulingammudel.
liar"
After he had waltzcd with her two
or three times, a sweet young thing
said TO him, "Why, you are as grace
full ns the queen of the meadow" lie
felt amazing good until reflection far
in the night dissipatcd fond illusions.
Then It was that he found that in this
section the queen of tho meadow is
the COW.
1t was decided at n meeting Of the
Executive Committee OF the First Con-
gressioual District held at Wheeling
last Saturday, that the convention t.
nominate Democratic candidate for
Congress shall meet at Weston on
August 81. Weston may also furnish
the candidate as we'll as the entertain
ment OF the convention. Nothing fun
! NY a bout that Weston Democrat
The following personal is from the
cumberland Times Edmund Messcn-
ger and wife. OF Kingwood w Va
nre visiting.their dauchter, Mrs J. II
Patton, ut NJ. 40 Maryland avenue.
Mrs. Patton has been sick for some
time. Mr. Messenger lately received
the nomination for County Commis-
sioner OF Preston county. His nom
ination is equivalent to an election.
In Canada the man or woman who
wants to sever the bonds OF mntrimonv
must go before the Dominion Parli-
ment, when the Committee on Divorce
In the Senate takes up the case and
goes over the details very thoroughly.
and IL in the opinion Of the committee,
| the testimony warrants the granting
Of divorce the report TO that effect is
made and both houses concur in IA bill
giving the required relief
lie criticised her pudding and he
didn't like the cake; he wished she'd
make the biscuits like "his mother
used TO make She didn't wash the
| dishes, and she didn't make the stow.
and she didn't mend his stockings like
his mother used TO do" Oh. well. she
wasn't perfect, but sho tried 70 do her
best. until at length her tim. had come
TO take little rest. so when on5 day
he grOwlei and whined the whole day
! through and through she turned him
up and famed his pants "as mother
used TO do "--Ex.
The Charleston Sunday Blade rises
TO remark, the following remarks (:
Spanish honor does not bear tho motto
Transferable. for the devil would
not trade an ounce of briustone for a
ton OF IT, What the Spanish mostly
needs is more coal. cash anl courage
and less bonn asticism They have
been carrying "A chip on their shoulder
FOR long time bantering Unsle Sam.
Az Manila he kicked the pos,erior ell
ovation up between their shoulders
aud they have been Shy ever since
Here Is Is late news item fro ar
exchange II IS with profound regret
that we mention H., yet George Wneb.
iugton is dca T. Yce George Washiur
tou T. dead AMI - Is auth,rit'vsIy
siid that hedicd of G sl'al kcrcIo.S
Yes bs rot drunk asa tnug aud fsH
overheard thc tux an vas Drowned
dJwn at Norfolk The crew the hopke