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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Santa ra special Rates.

Annual National Encampment Sons Of Vet
Grams, Omaha, Neb September 1915, 1889.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe Route
will sell tickets to Omaha and return at a
rate of $S3. 10 for the round trip. Date of sale,
September 9, good for return passage until
September II.
National Encampment Grand Army of the
Republic, Cincinnati, o.. September $40.
For this occasion round trip tickets. will be
at q rate of S4S.15. Dates Of sale. September
] and 2. good until September -, but will be
extended to October.S If deposited with the
For further particulars IL regard to these
meetings and. reduced rates call OH agents of
the San taFe Route.
H. 8. LUTz, Agent,
W.. j.. BLACK, g. p. A., Santa Fe, N. NJ.
Topeka, Kaa.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
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A surprise
awaits you

When you visit the Trans-Mississippi
Exposition ut Omaha. It is far grander
far larger, far more beautiful, than you
have any idea Of. In everything but
size it surpasses the Worlds Fair. AS
for the Atlanta, San Francisco and
Nashville Expositions--they are not to
be compared with it.
If you 60 east via Omaha and the
Burlington Route, you can stop off and
see the Exposition. Full information
about rates and train service a be had
on application to the local ticket agent,
or BY addressing
q. w. vallery, General Agent,
1899 18th st. Denver.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24

The Rev. w. B. Costley, of Stock
bridge, Ca, while attending to his pas
toral duties at Fleetwood, that state,
was attacked by cholera morbus. He
says: "By chance | happened to gel
hold of a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, and
think it was the means of saving my
life. 1t relieved me at once" For sale
by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
The Best Remedy For Tlux.

Mr.. John Matthias, a well known stock
dealer of Pulaski, Ky, says: "After
suffering for over a week with hux, and
my physician having failed to relieve
me, l was advised to try Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoca Remedy,
and have the pleasure of stating that
the half of one bottle cured me-" For
sale by A, G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Getting Even.

There is some comfort in being the
father of twins, said she unhappy-look-
ing passenger, to which the fat pas
senger, being there for that purpose, in
quired, What?
They each other awake of nights as
well as my wife and me.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Economical Woman

Wallace-This wal tax has been a
good thing for me.
Ferry-As to how?
Wallace-My wife doesn't ask me for
checks so often, nOw that she realizes
they cost 2 cents apiece.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Prepared for Everything.

I thought had him silenced, remarked
the man whose mind stoops to small
things; but | hadn't.
To whom do you refer?
That old inhabitant who is always dc
claring that it's the hottest day or thu
coolest weather the city has known.
strolled up to him and said. This !:
very moderate weather we're having
Yes, he said, to my personal knowledge
it's the moderatest weather we've hat
in sixty years.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
A Clerical Error.

The Georgia Chaplain who went to
the wharf with his regiment and then
backed out is expected to explain that
when he signed the muster roll it was a
clerical error.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
A Home Thrust.

Browne-I'd join the church if it
wasn't so full of hypocrites.
Towne-That needn't deter you.
There's always room for one more.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Irreconcilable.

Sloppinger is bitterly opposed to the
country's new expansion policy.
Rather. He turned n of his men off
the other day for speaking of the ad-
dition to his store building as al Int
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
A Western Episode.

Stranger-There isn't a chap known as
Rustler Rube hanging around here, is
theref
Natiye-No. He was cut down this
morning. --Ainslie's Magazine.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Summer Tours
In Canada !!
THE THOUSAND ISLANDS
ST. LAWRENCE RIVER
DOWN THE HUDSON

Before deciding on your summer holt
day, you should write for the beautiful
tourist folder published by the Wabash
Railroad, the short line from Colorado
points via Kansas City, st. Louis,
Chicago and Detroit to all the pleasure
resorts of the east and northeast. Ask
your nearest Ticket Agent for rates or
write to
G. M. HAMPSON,
Commercial Agent,
Denver, Colorado.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Pen VS.. Sword.

The warriors shout, the sword leaps out
And glory close attends it.;
The main, they kill, they fight until
A pen scratch quickly ends it.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Too Slow,

"They Kissed a lecturer at the wheel
mans convention"
"Was he prosyY'
ono, but he said civilization was max
ing strides. Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
A Reformed Pirate.

"Mamma, you know that penny you
gave Dickie to help buy a new hattleshipp'
eyes, Bobby What of it,"
"Goin to school, he said war was wicked,
and he spent it for candy detroit Free
Press
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Ignorance.

| asked, Did your man, Henry Clay,
do anything besides making cigars?
The immediate anSwer-a rude and
ignorant one, as | think-took the form
Of u rhetorical question:
Wal, say did your a Wellington dc
ANYTHING besides making boots.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
From the Town of the Curfew Bell.
Neglect.

In hoping that Spain will accept the
situation, the Berlin newspapers neglect
ed to inform the unhappy country what
else it had to accept.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Our Wards in Cuba.

The Cuban insurgents seems to be
growing more rational.
Yes. With the accent on the ration.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
HAVE YOU
READ THESE BOOKS.

They are devoted to the wonderful. sights
and scenes. and special resorts of tourists and
healthseekers, in the GREAT WEST.
Though published by a Railway Company
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
When q young

"hSh Jouuk
woman starts
out in married
life with a
modest home
containing just
the bare neces-
sites, she pic
lures herself in
the future the
mistress of a
stately m an
sion, contain
ing the CON-
forts and luxu-
ries Of life. In
that dreainland
of the future
there will be
rich carpets on
floors, fine
paintings on
the walls, a
m a pni6cau
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
SartOrlal

SartOrial.
The fashion plates are blooming now
Where e'er our eyes are turning,
Designs that clothe the form with grace
Or fill the heart with yearning.
The spring will bring them forth ono,
more,
Fine garments by the million,
Fit for the military man
And for the staid civilian.
In droves adown the street they'll 60
To fascinate each charmer,
But none so fine as Uncle Sam
In his new spring suit OF armor.
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
The Santa Re Route,

they are literary and artistic productions, de-
signed to create among travellers a better APP
probation of the attractions of our own
country. .
Mailed free to any address on receipt OF
postage, as indicated:
"A COLORADO SUMMER. - 80 p 81 illustra-
tions. cts.
THE MOUQ1 SNAKE DANCE, SO PIP 81 Illus
trations. 3 cts.
GRAND CANON OF THE COLORADO RIV-
Err" % PIP. Is Illustrations. 2 cts.
HEALTH RESORTS OF NEW MEXICO" 50
PIP, 81 Illustrations. 2 cts.
HEALTH RESORTS OF ARIZONA II PIP,
Is Illustrations. cts.
LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS AND VICIN-
ITY," As PIP, 80 Illustrations. cts.
ITO CALIFORNIA AND BACK 176 PIP, l76
Illustrations, 5 cts.
w. j. BLACK,
G. p. A, A. I. & S, f. Ry., Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24

"Oh, come, now, you know you did not
actually weep scalding tears!'
81 did. They actually cracked my
glasses. VANITY Fair.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-24
Burlington Route.

G. P. A, A. 7. Z S, F. Ry,, Topeka, Kas.
The record-union., 1898-04-22
Too Personal.

A singular dilemma in which young
Washington lady recently found herself
is described by the Post of that city.
The young lady it should be promised,
is a member of a certain patriotic
society, which lately held an open
meeting"
The woman who had the affair in
charge notified each member of the
toast she would be expected to respond
to ten days or so before the meeting.
To one young lady, whom, as 1t hap
pened, she did not know personally. she
sent the toast, Our Flag"
The young woman received 1t, and
at once went to call on the head of the
society in state of great distress. She
simply could not respond to the toast,
she said. She didn't know whether a
Joke was intended, but she had been
chaffed numerically about it already
and wouldn't go near the meeting If
she were to be called on to speak on
that subject.
why, what on earth is wrong with
that sentiment?" asked the head Of the
society.
The pretty young woman hesitated.
She blushed.
We'll" she said, you see I'm going
to marry a man named Flagg.
Youths Companion.
The record-union., 1898-04-22

Gem of the Antilles has been a brilliant
in the Spanish crown? Time gives no
justification to injustice. Centuries do
not make wrongs right, and ages OF
monarchical domination do not pre-
clude the right of people to be free
While we check Spain and turn her
colors from the island, we must say
to the people Of Cuba that we wage
war in the interests of no clique or
party local to that country. We Will
not tolerate any throatsplitting and
retaliatory acts on the part OF the Gu
bans towards their enemies, the Span
ish We will never consent to anarchy
and petty instructions becoming
chronic in the island. We will not De
dictated to by juntas nor brow-beaten
by insurgents.
Peace and prosperity for Cuba, 1ree-
dom from Spanish chains for that ISL
and people, and then fair, equal, un-
restricted opportunity to all the people
to set up a republican form of gov
ernment, stable, just and merciful-
these purposes are to compass the ENDS
of our desire.
If, unhappily, there shall develop IN
capacity on the part of Cuba to gov
ern herself, we will wait until the virus
of Spanish treachery, cunning and cru
city has worked out of Cuban veins
and higher and better civilization has
displaced that which Spain has plant
ed in the fated isle.
The record-union., 1898-04-22

year. The whole afternoon was spent
in the consideration of these reports
in their relation to the apportionment.
Rev. A. M. Herennus of San Jose, the
fraternal delegate from the California
Conference of Augustana Synod, was
heard in behalf of the Augustana Syn
cd, whose fraternal greeting he brought
to this synod. The President respond
ed in a well-worded speech.
Rev. John Thompson, d. D., of Oak
land, the California Secretary of the
American Bible Society, was heard in
the afternoon in behalf of that So
ciety.
In the evening Rev. H. Gehrclle gave
an address in German, and Rev. G. H.
Hillerman one on Foreign Missions"
in English, and Rev. E. Nelander,
Ph. D., on 1.-THE Lutheran Church, It's
History and What 1t Stands For"
The record-union., 1898-04-22
CALIFORNIA LUTHERAN SYNOD
1T ELECTS ITS NEW OFFICERS
AND ORGANIZES.
Large Attendance of Delegates and
Many Visiting Clergymen
Present.

Inc Lutheran Synod met in eighth
annual session yesterday morning in
the German Lutheran Church The
lturglcal service was conducted by the
retiring President, Rev. Oehler.
Delegates were enrolled from Oak
land, John c. Walling and E. Jatho;
Alameda, w. Lieber; San Francisco G.
G. Burnett and H Hickman; San Jose,
A. f. Noftz; Los Angeles, William Bos-
byshell; San Diego, T. s. Leisenring
M. D.; Riverside, A. D. Roeder.
The following ministers are present.
Oakland, Revs. J. e. Bushnell, D. D.,
and A. Jatho; Alameda, Rev. William
Brandes; San Francisco. Revs. e. Ne
lander, Ph. D., and H. Gehrcke; San
Jose, Rev. v. G. A. Tressler: Stockton.
Rev. 0. HI. Gruver; Los Angeles. Rev
]. w. Ball; San Diego. Rev. J. E. Hoick:
Riverside, Rev. c. H. Hillerman;
these others, both clerical and lay. have
not yet arrived
The Presidents report showed mark
ed progress in the years work Only
one pastoral change had been made in
that time. One new pastor was ad
mitted to the synod.
The election of new officers resulted
In the following: President, Rev. E. Ne
lander. Phi. D., of San Francisco; Sec
retary, Rev. j. w. Ball of Los Angeles,
and Treasurer, Rev. John Everding Of
San Francisco. The newly-elected off,
GERS Immediately took their offices.
The following committees were ap-
pointed to do the work of the synod:
On Presidents Report - Rev. j. E.
Bushnell, D. D., and Rev. G. H Hitler
man.
On Letters and Papers-Rev. w. S.
Hoskinson and H. Hickman.
On Apportionment-Rev. j. S. Moser
and G. G. Burnett
On Absentees and Excuses-Rev. j.
w. Ball and Frank Meckfessel.
On Treasurer's Report-Rev. o. H.
Gruver and John hatcher.
On Parochial Reports-Rev. G. H.
Hillerman and Rev. J. E. Hoick.
On Resolutions and Temperance
Rev. W. S. Hoskinson and William
Bosbyshell.
| On Religious Services-Rev. c. F.
| Oehler and Rev. w. S. Hoskinson, and
| officers Of synod.
| On Excess and Deficit-Rev. A. Jatho
and John Walling.
! On Sunday-schools and Young Peo-
| pies Societies-Rev. v. G.. A. Tressler
and E. Jatho.
| On State of the Church Rev. IL.
Gehrcke and Rev. William Brandes.
| On Systematic Beneficence-Rey. ..
H. Gruver and A. F. Noftz.
/ On Minutes of Last Synod-Rev. ).
E. Hoick and H. Hickman.
/ The reports of the various congrega-
tions were read, which, without one ex-
| ception, showed an increase over last
The record-union., 1898-04-22
Under a Sense of Duty.

Isnoggles-I suppose I look pretty
rocky this morning. I know 1 feel that
way Just got back from trip to Min
neapolis. 1t tires me to death to ride
on the cars"
Kanaggy-Anything special going on
at Minneapolis?
Isnoggles-No. I just ran up there to
look around a little.
Kanaggy-If it tires you to death to
ride on the cars, why do you travel so
much?
snoggles-Confound it, I've got an an
nual pass on the railroad.-ChicagO
Tribune.
The record-union., 1898-04-22

The Philadelphia Press" says that
there will be no pure politics as long as
the church keeps apart from politics.
We are by no means impressed by such
a dogmatic statement. OF course, 1t is
true that the man whose politics are un-
clean cannot successfully claim that his
religion is cleanly. The sincere relig-
ionist is clean in all things. But when
we speak of the church we understand
an organization to be meant, and his
tory proves that the church has made a
sad mess of politics whenever it has
thrust its finger in. The office of the
church is to bring men to purity of liv-
ing in all things. That successfully ac-
complished politics will not need special
churchly attention.
The record-union., 1898-04-22
A DUELIST DEAD.

The Knight Errant of the deposed
Queen of Spain, Isabella, is just dead.
He was famous fellow, the last rep
resentative of the chivalry of the Den
Quixote order modernized. Alfonso
de Aldama was born in Cuba of Cas-
tilian parents. but he spent most Of his
life in Paris He was a great swell OF
the second empire, a genuine hldaIgo
and one of the best dressed men OF
modern times. He was long an officer
in the Spanish army, but threw aside
his commission when Isabella was de-
posed, and thereupon attached himseH
to the ex-queen- as her champion,
knight and defender.
When Rochefort wrote slightingly or
that much scandalized woman, with
world Of truth underlying the scandals,
by the way, Aldama, who was entitled
to write himself Marquis de Donelo,
challenged the French socialist. TWO
shots were exchanged and no one was
hurt. Aldama then resolved to trust
pistols no more and went to work to
make himself an expert swordsman,
and he did become the most noted and
dangerous fencer Of his day
He was wonderfully high strung, and
his sense of honor was so keen that
any one looking at the picturesque fel-
low askance, stood the chance of
stinging rebuke, if not challenge
from him He fought many French
officers and aristocrats, until one OF
them sent a sword through one of his
lungs. When he was told the other
day that his end was near he replied
with haughtiness that he was glad OF
it. as his death would enable him to
escape the International Exposition of
1900. So passed one of the men who
might be accepted as stepping out of
one of the pages of a tale of chivalry
by Dumas.
The record-union., 1898-04-22
Why is it that nearly all

Why is it that nearly all
aged persons are thin3
And yet, when you thinN
of it, what could you expectl
Three score years of wear
and tear are enough to make
the digestion weak. Yet the
body must be fed.
In Scott's Emulsion, the
work is all done; that is,
the oil in it is digested, all
ready to be taken into the
blood. The body rests,
while the oil feeds and nour-
ishes, and the hypophos,
phites makes the nerves
steady and strong.
soc. and $780, all druggists
SCOTT & BOVINE Chemists. Nsw York
The record-union., 1898-04-22
Repartee.

Mr.. Aspinwall, a clever and reckless
barrister, famous in the SOS in Victoria
for his fun and audacity, was addressing
an election meeting in Ballarat, the
Golden City" The lively advocate had
come to that time in his career When
much whisky and soda had wrought
palpable havoc with his complexion His
speech ended, and questions were in
vited. "Aspinwall!" beloved stalwart
digger, tell US what makes your face
so red" "Blushing at your confounded
impudence, sir!" was the quick reply.
1t carried the meeting.
The record-union., 1898-04-22

Don Carlos announces that he is very
jealous of Spain's honor and that If
the crown, improperly on a females
head, does not look to it he will have
the necessity upon him of restoring the
salic law to its one-time vigor. Don
Carlos is the only pretender who has
right on his side. But he makes a
figure standing afar off and threaten
ing. If he and his followers really be-
lieve as they preach they should do
something besides roaring at the
Gins"
The record-union., 1898-04-22

The law requires of certain inspecting
officials in the city of San Francisco,
as in other cities, to count all the money
in the public treasury at certain times,
once a month in most cases, and in
hands Of other officials, and make re-
port accordingly The officers upon
whom this duty is imposed in San
Francisco have not obeyed the law, and
as a result that city now has a Treas
urer a defaulter to the tune of S116,-
sacks as containing the sums for which
they were labeled, and hence the loss
on the one side and the shame and
crime on the other Had the law been
obeyed, the thieving would not have
been done, at least it would not have
been probable nor so great, nor could
1T have been carried on for a long time.
The Treasurer counted upon the in
specting officials doing as all their pred
ecessors have done, namely, accept
bag labels as telling the truth concern
ing the bag contents. It makes no sort
of difference that these labels were
those of the United States Mint and
were sealed. The law says the money
must be counted, not in lump sums,
but each kind by itself. How could
the inspectors know that gold coin was
in the bag so labeled except by ocular
proof? It seems that the Treasurer
cut the bags so neatly, and took out
gold coin and substituted silver, that
the trick was not found out until acci-
dent disclosed it. There was in this
case distinct and inexcusable negli-
gence upon the part of the inspecting
officers. It is negligence that
probably extends farther than the
confines of San Francisco. Let
these inspecting officers everywhere see
to it that they follow the law to the
letter in these matters. Anything less
than that is noncompliance with the
oath of office.
The record-union., 1898-04-22
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to Cure,

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The record-union., 1898-04-22
Weather Forecast.

Northern Calfornia-Fair in southern
portion; cloudy in northern portion, with
light showers early Friday morning;
southerly winds.
The record-union., 1898-04-22

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The record-union., 1898-04-22

terial and dis
c h a r G e I
through the
urine. If dis
eased the pol
son remains IN
the blood ana
increases Dy
minute quanti-
ties. piling up
atom by atom,
until the sys-
tenn can no
longer resist Its
EFFORTS. 7 h Q
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The record-union., 1898-04-22

Save money by buying your tea and
coffee Of ]. McMorry. 531 M.
The record-union., 1898-04-22
CALIFORNIA STATE BANK,
SACRAMENTO BANK.

THE OLDEST SAVINGS BANK IN
the city, corner Fifth and ] streets, Sac
ramento. Guaranteed capital, $500, 900;
paid up capital. gold coin. S400,OO0 re-
serve fund, $50, 600; term and ordinary de-
posits, So, ,224, ,931 so; loans on real estate
January l, 1897, 81. .635. 761 70. Terms and
in January and July. Money loaned upon
real estate only. Information furnished
upon application to
W. P. COLEMAN. President
Ed. r hamilton. Cashier.