The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-11-25
LOVE ON WHEELS.

WIFI ulR, bIlCk, uulDIclldt spare hdb1 tSeN
into frst-class carriage as train moves OIL
The only other occupant, pretty girl, bufief
herself in madame.)
She (aside)-Fred Carterl Oh, how an
noying Just like him to be late. II the
train had been punctual he wouldn't have
caught it.
He (aside)-Whewl Just done it. Fancy
the COMPOUNDED train being 80 punctual;
only five minutes late. Umph Guard ought
to have had more sense than to put me in
with girl. Wonder If she'd object TO cigar.
Good mind to ask her. Cant see what she's
like Why the deuce does she hide herself
behind that COMPOUNDED paper? Might AJAX
her for bit, but it looks deucedly like faEh-
ion plates.
(Dulwich) -Wish I'd something to read
She's got several on the seat; perhaps.
Excuse me, l hadn't time to get paper;
would you mind. Good heavensl Maud
Murphy (She mods coldly and passes paper,
Murphy (She mods coldly and passes hiS
a paper He bows. Both hush.) Well. I'm
hanged.
(Sydenham Hill, tunnel) -He-Shall I pua
the window up? 1t is very unpleasant this
She COMPATIBILITY is.
He--The tunnel, meant.
She--I didn't. (Silence. Tunnel ceases.
Aside.) Of course, nothing would persuads
me to have any more to do with him after
the sbominable way he behaved-nothing
But | should like to know whether it was
quite true what Harry told me. If he speaks
to me ! shall be quite rude to him-at first,
anyway.
bromley He (aside)-I should like 10
know why she quarreled with me. (Twirls
his mustache.) | always felt sure that food
Harry told her about that girl at the Dun
Cow. Nothing in it, really. Women are 20
iearfully touchy; they can never see THAI
a fellow must amuse himself somehow. l
shan't speak to her. Buckley, train stops.j
Beastly journey (St. Mary Cray.) I'm =
good mind to shift to the other end OF the
carriage. Hands back paper) Thank you
for small mercies (She losses her head1
II | had seen you wouldn't have intruded.
(She bows) Confound her! | don't believe
| ever cared for her really (Train stops.)
Call this an express! There ought to be
heavy fine every time a train is late. Why
doesn't it stop in station so that can get
out.
(Swanley) .-He-You do not object to
smoking, / think?
She tshortly)-No.
He-Thanks for your politeness.
She-None was intended. (l1e lights
cigar.) | SUPPOSE you know this is not
smoking carriage?
le-l GU said YOU didn' object.
She-There are things | object to more.
(lnes to rise to move TO other end oil car
riage)
lic-Nour dress has caught IN the door.
Allow me.
SShe-Doht open 1t While we are going
(he opens door ana releases herJ II the
door had caught against anything you mlgh'
have been seriously hurt.
Ha lhittprlvl 1T woullu't trouble Won
She-Ol course not (hesulnes seat opp0
site NM
birmingham Road you
mlnd my asking one question
She-lt depends on the question:
he-Why ana you throw me oVer'
She-Dldn IL serve you rlght!
He-hes' (Shence'I 49,.
NMeophamJ now you oidh
'ouehsale much explanation,
ENpIahat'oh was unnecessary iou
uhuerst0oa' we throws his cigar ahgrnS
OUT oil tne WINDOW
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had 10 say NoC thSV II iiaVtereu' uiun
care TWO stra"s'
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