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Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
THE KALEIDOSCOPE.


Uncle Sam may not spar as scientiical-
~ as some others, bat he always comes
out strong In tie mix TIP. Chicago Trlb-
une.
There Is az any ratio ore good thing
about the cent postage stamp. There
viii never be any difficulty in keeping it's
llsemory green Boston Advertiser.
The latest thing in western fiction is
the story Of religious miners near Tomb
stone, A. T., where drinking, smoking
and swearing are DISQUALIFICATION
Journal.
Eight thousand golf sticks have been or
dered from Scotland for the American
trade. There is golf nicrobe. but it is
thereby psychological. Louis Globe
Democrat.
The aspersions cast upon us by foreign
ers after leaving our shores with pockets
full of money, show US what comes of try
ing to make lions out of asses. -Indianap-
oils News.
If the fitness of things were faithfully
observed. the biggest thing on exhibition
at the Paris exposition of 1900 would be a
sample case of French injustice. New
York Mail and Express.
1t is a hopeful fact that while some
Americans are looking for pedigrees a
great many more are actively exerting
themselves in an effort to give posterity
something to be proud of. Washington
Star.
Anthony Hope disapproyes of American
women, Nansen Of American railways and
hotels. There will soon be nothing left
for us to brag about unless it be the piles
of gold we pay foreign celebrities who read
and lecture for us.-New York World.
It is said that the faculty of Lombard
university, at Galesburg, Ills, has decided
to add dancing to the regular college cur
riculum. 1t is only matter of time when
the up to date colleges probably will turn
out bachelors of waltzing, masters of foot
ball and doctors of pink teas. Chicago
Times Herald
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
Not Always Understood.

fact often overlooked. or not always
und erstood, is that women suffer as much
from distressing kidney and bladder troub-
les as the men. The womb is situated
back of and very close to the bladder, and
tor that reason any distress. disease or any
Inconvenience manifested in the kidneys,
back, bladder or urinary passage is often,
by mistake, attributed to fem lie weak ness
or womb trouble of some sort.
The error is easily made aud may be as
easily avoided by setting urine aside for
twenty -four hours; sediment or settling
is evidence that your kidneys and bladder
need d0ctoring. If you have pain or dull
aching In the back, pass water too frequen-
tly, or scaDty supply, with smarting or
burning, these are also convincing proofs
of kidney trouble. If you have doctored
without benefit, try DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kidney remedy. The mild
and the extraordinary effects will surprise
you. II stands the highest for its wonder
full cures. IF you take medicine you
should take the best. At druggists fifty
cents and one dollar. You may have a
sample bottle and pamphlet, both sent free
by mail. Mention GLOUCESTER County
DEMOCRAT and send your address to DR..
Kilmer & Co, Binghamton, N Y The
ploprietors of this paper guarantee the
gennineness of this offer.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
PEN, PENCIL AND BRUSH.

As soon as bis new book. La Catbe-
drale, has appeared Nj Huysmans will
enter tho famous noiiastery Of Salernes,
not to take the cowl at once, but to study
his vocation.
Sir Hubert Herkoner, artist was born
in Germany, spent bis boyhood in Eng
land, has lived in America and is now a
naturalized subject Victoria, by whom
he has been knighted
King Oscar of Sweden and Norway has
bestowed on the Scandinavian authoress
Clara Tschudi the medal for art and sci
enee. This is the first time that Scandi-
nayian authoress has received this honor.
Ouida has sent a sum of money to boy
in London who disobeyed the order for the
muZzling OF dogs and has written him a
letter commencing his kindness to animals
and stating that she considers the order a
disgrace to England.
M. Leon Bonnat tho noted artist Of
Paris, who was recently reelected presi-
dent of the Society of French Artists, has
written a letter declining reelection be-
cause of his belief in the principle of rota-
ton in office. AS d result III. j. P. Lau-
Tens was chosen president
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
HUMAN NATURE.

1t takes a woman to pick a woman to
pieces.
Every man believes he is good, live
citizen.
No one believes man when be talks
about his modesty.
Don't talk about your party before peo-
pie who are not invited.
Don't imagine that your friend enjoys
being abused even IN fun.
A great deal Of the opposition parents
express to their daughters marriage is
pure bluff.
Don't curse your enemies. Express the
hope that they may have twins 1t sounds
better and means worse.
No one is so good that he can read an
item in which swear words are represented
by blanks without mentally supplying
them.
The only thing that you may certainly
depend upon in this world is that people
will talk about each other Every other
rule changes Att hlson Clthe.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
THE ROYAL BOX.

Queen Victoria rules more people than
ever before acknowledged the sovereignty
of king, queen or empress.
Prince Henry XVI of Reuss, whose
crazy escapades led him to be confined in
an asylum, has been released.
The queen of England has conferred the
decoration of the Royal Red Cross on the
queen of the Greeks and on the Duchess
of Sparta, sister of the kaiser, for their
services to the wounded in the late war
The youngest lieutenant in the German
army is Prince Oscar, aged 10, fifth son of
the emperor He is the first Prussian
prince born the son of an emperor. His
elder brothers were born before their ia
TIERS accession to the throne
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
POLITICAL QUIPs.

The American idea'' of a public office
is not something to do, but something to
get.-New York Post.
There ought to be some decency in poll
tics. A man ought to be permitted to as
pire to an office without having every act
of bis life distorted ard every motive i'm
pugned. State Register.
The bill introduced in congress for the
elimination of the letter "J'' from public
documents ought to be amended so as to
include measure for the elimination of
the human one from public office -Roch-
ester Post press.
The fight for honest government is a
fight primarily in the interest of the poor
and of persons of moderate means. The
evils of misgovernment fall with less sew
Gritty upon the wealthy. They suffer in
convenience perhaps, but usually not great
hardship. Chicago Record
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
NOTICE TO CREDIT0Rs.

James Sweeten, administrator of Matthew
Kelly, deceased, by direction of the Surrogate
of the county of Gloucester, hereby gives notice
to the ere Iitors of the said Matthew Kelly de-
mands against the estate of the said decedent
under oath or affirmation. within nine months
from this date. or they will be forever barred of
any action therefor against the said admins
traitor. JAMES SWEETEN,
Administrator
Dated February 10. 1898. 2-i7-9s,
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
TN cHANCERY OF NEW JERSEY.
Notice to absent Defendant

Notice to absent Defendant.
To Annie N. Dilks -
By virtue of an order of the Court of Chancery
OF New Jersey, made on the day of the date
complainant, and you are defendant, you are
required to appeal and plead answer or demur,
to the bill of said compliments on or before the
Fourth day of april nert or the said bill will be
taken as confessed against you.
The said bill is filed to foreelose a mortgage
given by William Dubois and Deborah H. his
wife, to Jacob ID. Mulford on lands in Gloucester
county New Jersey, dated August rs 1884, and
you, Annie NJ Dilks are made defendant because
you own said lands, or some part thereof.
BENJAMIN T. POWELL.
Solicitor of Complainant,
Cedarville, Cumberland Co., N j.
Dated Feb. 1898. 2-10-98 5ts
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
TO CREDITORS.

Elizabeth K Titus. executrix of the estate OF
John B. Titus, deceased, by direction of the Sur
rogate OF the County of Gloucester. hereby gives
notice to the creditors of the said John B. Titus,
deceased to bring in their debts, claims and de-
mands against the estate OF the said decedent,
under oath or affirmation, within nine months
from this date. or they will be forever barred of
any action therefor against The said execntrix
ELIZABETH K TITUS.
Dated Feb. 10 1868. 2-109S. Executriy.
Joseph T. Seeker Proctor
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10

Richard J. Clark, Executor of the estate of
Surrogate of the County of Gloucester. hereby
gives notice to the creditors of the said Nancy
McCracken, deceased, to bring in their debts.
claims and demands against the estate of the
said decedent, under cath or affirmation, within
nine months from this date, or they will be for
ever barred of any action therefor against the
said Executor RICHARD J. CLARK.
Dated February Sd, 1898
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
After the FaiIure.

"Don't you think Bilkerby puts up
about the coolest hluff Of any man you
ever knew
We'll, yes, considering the number OF
people who are trying to make it warm
for him. FL Detroit News.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10

Now, there was little Lulu Grimes,
The sweetest cherub under the sun.
She jumped the rope two thousand times
And she's living yet, aged ninety one.
Chicago Tribune.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
Applied Mathematics.

"My daughter, - and his face was stern,
"You must set this matter right.
What time lid the sophomore leave
Who sent in his card last night 2"
'tHis work was pressing, father, dear,
And his love for it was great.
He took his leave and went away
Before quarter of eight"
Then twinkle came to her bright blus
eyes,
And her dimple deeper grew
!" lis surely no sin to tell him that,
For quarter Of eight is two
Cap and Gown.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
ArNTICE II. CREnIT0Rs.
Dated January Is, 1893. 100
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Elizabeth Romans, Exeeutrix of Abram 1. E.
Romans. deceased by direction of the Surrogate
OF the County of Gloucester, hereby gives notice
deceased, to bring in their debts, claims and de-
mands against the estate of the said decedent,
under oath or affirmation. within nine months
from this date, or they will be forever barred of
any action therefor against the said Executrix.
ELIZABETH ROMANS.
nafn Lrol q
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
Half the Fnn.

He kissed me before ] knew It, z she
said.
~And SO you missed half the fun, 2 re-
piled her best friend, for she knew thing
or two about such matters, Chicago Post.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10

The two banks q Burlington, Wis,
have each woman president. Mrs.
Meinhardt is president Of the Meinhardt
bank, and Miss Eda Meinhardt is its
cashier, while Mrs. Florence Cooper
Hall is president of the Bank of Burling-
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
An Fasv One.

81 see," said the ohservant boarder,
Shat Senior Polo succeeds De LONE as
Spanish minister at Washington"
Well, we know how to play polo in
America, replied the cross eyed boarder
-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10

medium of as many stenographers These LETT
tiers are received in the strictest confidence and
promptly answered with the best medical adj
see that each case is thoroughly diagnosed
and the proper remedies to effect cure are
prescribed. For these services no fee is ex-
A separate cure for each disease. At all
druggists mostly 2s cents vial.
Address Prof. Munyon, 1905 Arch Street.
Philadelphia, Pa
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
CLor.rsTER COUNTY ORPHANS,

~ LOTe FsTER COUNTY ORPHANS
VI COURT.
In the matter Of the es
tate of David G. Pat Order to Show Cause.
terson. deceased
For an order to sell lands to pay debts.
Harry Sharp. Administrator of David g..
Patterson, deceased, having exhibited to this
Court under oath just and true account OF the
personal estate and debts of said deceased,
whereby it appears that the personal estate of
said David G. Patterson, deceased, is insufficient
to pay his debts and requested the aid of the
Court in the premi es: 1t is on this Thirty first
day of December, A. D.. 1897. ordered that all
persons interested in the lands, tenements, and
real estate of said deceased appear before the
Court, at the Court Houss in the CITY of Wood
bury. on Friday, the Fourth day of March, qaert
at ten O'Clock. in the forenoon, and show cause
why so much of the said lands, tenements and
hereditaments and real estate should not be sold
as will be sufficient to pay his debts or the resi-
due thereof as the case may require.
By the Court MfLLARD L. DUBOIS,
Surrogate.
Dated December sist, A. D 1897 i-l3
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10

A home for women nurses has been
completed and furnished by the man
ayers of the Friends asylum at Frank
ford. suburb of Philadelphia, which is
to bear the name Elmhurst.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
LoUcEsTER COUNTY ORPHANS
" COURT.

- LOUCEsTER COUNTY ORPHANS
" COURT.
In the matter of the es-l
tate of Josiah Rafine, Order to Show Cause
deceased.
For an order 20 sell lands to pay debts
Lnmmis NJ. Stewart, Administrator of Josiah
Rafine, deceased, having. exhibited to this
Court under oath just and true account OF the
personal estate and debts of said deceased,
whereby It appears that the personal estate Of
said Josiah Rafne, deceased, is Insufficient to
pay his dents and requested the aid Of the Court
in the premises 1t is on this thirty-irst day of
Decent Der, A. D 1897. ordered that all persons
interested in the lands, tenements, and real es-
tate Of said deceased appear before the Court, at
the Court House In the city of Woodbury., on
Friday, the Fourth day Of March, merit, at ten
O'Clock in the forenoon, and show cause why SO
much of the said lands, teDements and heredi-
taments and real estate should not be sold as
will be sufficient to pay his debts or the residue
thereof as the case may require
BY the Court. WILLARD +. DUBOIS
Surrogate.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
KLONDlkE PlCKINGs.

Every Klondiker who returns has gold.
Those who have no gold can t return.-La-
crosse Press
In addition to other ills the Klondike
prospector has to fear the tin can poison
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
About the only member of the average
"Klondike party who is pretty sure of
coming home alive and happy is the willy
promoter - Providence News.
The coming millionaire is the man who
was thoughtful enough to take a large
stock of canned goods to the Klondike at
the proper time.-New York Journal.
The establishment of hospitals in Alaska
rouses the hope that prospectors suffering
from impaired veraeity will get themselves
cured before returning to civilization.
Detroit News.
A Chicago cook on the way to Klondike
says that she had 1875 offers of marriage
before she had gone so miles up the Yu
kon. But that is nothing to what she
would have had if she had been coming
haok - Pick Nc TN
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
without woman,s influence.

DR.. Hepworth finds that the degraded
and declining condition of Turkey is in
great part due to the fact that it's civili-
cation, such as it is, is wholly without
the influence of woman. He says in the
New York Herald Of the sultan s coun-
try: "Woman is not factor and is not
considered. The Turkish world is
mans world, and mans world isn't
good for much. Here at least is one
honest gentleman who confesses it.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
Plain as Preaching.

It goes without saying, LIE Gallienne,
Your dukes, with their hair in curl,
Their dusty crowns and their creditors frowns,
Are in quest Of THE Golden Girl
-Aflalta Constitution
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
A Reckless Career.

To write in prose he first essayed,
And, oh, the failure that he madei
Twas then he took to writing verse,
And thus he went from bad to worse.
Town Topics.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10

ZR W nat ON ms DacK, SO lhat ne
has to be carried about like
a baby. he finally realizes that he is a sick
man. Very frequently he has been a sick
man for years, but has recklessly refused
to recognize natures warnings. Severe
illness is something that does not strike
man like fash of lightning. 1t creeps
upon him by degrees, and at every step
warns him with new danger signal.
When a man feels out of sorts - or
Knocked out, - or whatever he may call it,
he is sick man. 1t is time to take warn
ing. Headaches, drowsiness, loss of sleep
at night loss of appetite, nervousness, bad
taste in the mouth in the morning, and
frightful dreams-all these are warnings of
encroaciling illness. DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery creates appetite, cures
dyspepsia, stimulates the liver, purifes the
blood, quickens the circulation and tones
the nerves. It makes rich, red, tissue
building blood. 1t builds firm flesh, but
does not make corpulent people more cor
pulent. Unlike cod liver oil, it does not
make habby flesh On the contrary it
tears down and excretes the unhealthy it's
sues that constitute corpulency, and re-
places them with the firm, muscular tissues
of good health. 1t cures 90 per cent. of
all cases of consumption. All bronchial,
throat and kindred ailments, as lingering
coughs, splitting of blood and weak lungs
are cured by it. Thousands have testified
to its merits At all medicine stores.
1t is a dealers business to give you
what you ask for not to tell you what
you want.
DR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation is the cause of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you
cure the disease. One Pellet is a
gentle laxative, and two a mild cathar-
tic Druggists sell them, and nothing is
lust as good. y
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
misunderstood Him.


81 hear you are out every night. .
"No; win occasionally. - Town
Topics.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
A Magazine Poet.

sIsn't that Wright, the magazine poetP''
" 1t is, and he appears to be loaded too.
Let us flee. Cincinnati Enquirer
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
Retrospect.

81 think, . said Farmer Peastraw, after
he had been bunkoed for the fourth time,
that am overworked. Town Topics.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
The Eject of Culture

A Boston spinster owns dog,
One of those high toned 'towsers,''
That's so well bred and nice, tits said
He never pants, but trousers.
IL. A. W. Bulletin.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10

HOODS PILLS cure Liver llIs,
Biliousness, Indigestion, Headache.
4 pleasant laxative. All Druggists
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10

How strange thing one's income Isl
A paradox it seems to be.
To live without one bothers some.
To live within one bothers me.
The Widow.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
MUNY0N
Systematic Treatment
by Mail.
Thousands Restored to Health
Through Professor Mum
yon's Free Medical
Advice.

Munyon's Medical Institution, rsos Arch ST.,
Philadelphia, is the best one of its Kind in the
world. 1t employs large staff of skilled
specialists to diagnose the cases not only of
those in all parts of the country who send in
personal letters, asking the best methods of
being cured of various diseases. Thousands
of these letters are received every week, and
after being carefully considered by Prof.
Munyon staff of from ten to fifteen doctors
Is employed to dictate replies through the
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
sURRoGATE's NOTICES


NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT:-Notice is hereby
IN CIR en- that the account of r. Jennie J 1hn-
son. Administrative of Eli W. johnson. deceased,
will be audited by the Surrogate and reported for
for settlement the Orphans Court of the County
of Gloucester, on Friday April %. A. D., 1888
r. JENNIE JOHNSON.
Administrative.
Dated Surrogate's Office, Feb. 28. 1898. SO 9S.
~ Office OF SETTLEMENT: Notice is here
IN by given that the accoant of Char es 4.
Bee. Executor of Hannah Bee, deceased, will be
auditt by the Surrogate and reported for set
tlement, to the Orphans Court Of tine County OF
Gloucester, on Friday, april 18th, A D 1898
CHARLES R. BEE,
Executor.
Dated Surrogates Office, February 2sth, 1898
NOTICE OF sETTLEMENT:-Notic is here
~ by given that the account of George
Lodge and John Lodge, Executors of Benz amin
Lodge. deceased, will be audited by the Surro-
gate and reported for settlement 10 the Orphans
Court Of the County of Gloucester. on Friday,
april 30 A d., 1898. GEORGE LODGE,
JOHN LODGE,
Executors.
Dated surrogates Office, February Is, 1885
NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT: Notice is hereby
IN given that the account of Wilson T. Jones
administrator of Rebecca Chew, deceased, will
be audited by the Surrogate aud reported for
settlement to the Orphans Court of the County
of Gloucester. on Friday March 25th. 4, D., 1895
WILSON T. JONES,
Administrator.
Dated surrogates once, Jan. 10, 1898. 1905.
~ Office OF SETTLEMENT:-Notic is gereby
IN given that the account of James p Dilks,
administrator of Charles Denelsbeck, deceased,
will be audited by the Surrogate and reported for
settlement to the Orp lans' Court of the County
of Gloucester, on Friday March 25th, A. D., 1898.
JAMES P DILKS,
Administrator.
Dated Surrogates Office, Jan. 10, 1885, 1908.
NOTICE To CREDITORS.
John S. Ashbridge and Jonathan H. Smith,
Executors OF the estate of Uriah Smith, deceased,
by direction of the Surrogate of the County of
Gloucester, hereby gives notice to the creditors
of the said Uriah Smith. deceased. to bring in
their debts, claims and demands against the
estate of the said decedent under oath or afir-
nation within nine months from this date or
they will be forever barred any action therefor
against the said Executors.
JOHN s ASHBRIDGE,
JONATHAN H. SMITH.
Dated January 10, 1893. l209S
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
Truth and FICTION.

"Trutb, . remarked the observer Of men
and things, would not be stranger than
fiction if the newspapers would print as
much of it. Detroit journal.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
ethereal and Material.

There are some that will argue an hour with
you
To prove that the soul is ethereal
II you ask of the boy WHO'S been spanked with
a shoe,
He'll tell you the sole is material
up TO Date.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10

"What, back already
Weren't the diggin good 2"
"Don't know dug fur home
AS quick as couldi''
Chicago Tribune.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
Constipation

Causes fully half the sickness in the world. II
, retains the digested food too long in the bowels
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
Real Estate For Sale

One is Acre Farm,
Near Clarksboro Station excellent buildings.
convenient to churches. schools and stores.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10
NOTICE To CREDITORS.

Dated February Sd, 1898.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1898-03-10

ELIZA ARcHARD GQNNER,