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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1898-10-13
|. & ID. ROSenthdll

positively
been beyond The public
closing
sed
stock consisting ocoas
Furnishing Goods Fixtures Safe
stockm and at
Suits
Mems Suits Working
Mems Suits worth $l2
Mems Oveos worth Underwear
Men, oveoa worth Gil attS Jean worth
shop worth l0c All other goods
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1898-10-13
$500 PER DAY can ga Hsgo be mad. T.

(lnae or fem lei. selling souvenir glassware, with
gold band and engraved With photographs of Bat
tleship Maine, Admiral Dewey, etc, etc. Sample
sorted, Sl00. Water Sets $3.50 Write for par.
ticulars. PITTsBURG ART GLASS Co., Ill Market
Street, Pittsburg, Pa. ol3hW
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
WIT AND WISDOM.

"Mrs. DE Style dresses very quietly
"Her maid doesn't say So" Town
Topics.
Yon cannot Judge a mans relig;1,
by the condition of his front yard
Rams Horn.
Cynics and pessim:sts have a hard
row to hoe in this contrary old world.-
Chicago Daily News.
II is man'sown fault-itis from want
OF use-if his mind grows torpid in
old age.-Samuel johnson.
She-'Why does a man feel rich whe n
he's riding in hansom?" He-"Ee.
cause he hasn't paid the driver yet,
suppose. Statesman.
Greene-"You don't mean to say you
tel your wife everything you do?'
Gray-"Hard,y that. But / tell her g
great many things / don't do."-Bos.
ton Transcript.
New Customer-"rIl drop in next
week and pay this BILL" Clerk
wouldn't put you to that trouble for
the world, sir. I'll just send the goods
c. .. D."-Brooklyn Life.
An Expert Mathematician.-Ji
"My u, brother is in the highest class.
He's away over in the end of the arith-
metic." Tommy-"What's he dom? ~
Jimmy-"He's doin' Cuban root
Puck.
Accommodating.-M "Mis-
ter. could We give me a carfare. please?''
Passerby-"You know you want it for
drink" Mendicant (ightly)-"Wot-
ever you says, boss; you're payin' for
Brooklyn Life.
CitiZen-"AIr. Greatmann, I heard a
curious debate the other evening. The
subject was: Can a politician be a
Christian What is your opinion?"
Mr.. Greatmann Qocal statesman)-"He
kin, but he'll get licked."-N. Y.
Weekly.
1, was al the photographers fault
that Miss Vanderdecken didn't marry.
She looked beautiful in the portrait she
sent out to India, and all the men in her
brother-in-hw's regiment were raving
about her; till somebody spied out al
the back of the photo what that silly
fellow had written: TIE original
IS carefully preserved" Household
Words.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
ANOTHER PATRIOT.
He Wanted Everything Military ana
Naval On the Dill
81 Fare.

Puffy is too old and there is too much Of
him to 60 to the war, but he never loses .
chance to voice his patriotism.
Pork and beans" he mumbled over the
restaurant menu the other day. "Say, wait
q, are these the regular army beans:"
Eyes, sab. Also de -sglah ahmy pol. .
Bring me some. What thiss Spanish
buns! One big order Of consomme, waiter.
Break q couple d these Spanish buns into
i. That's where they belong. Then throw
the whole thing away"
After Puffy glared around to see whether
anyone challenged this direction, he chuckled
an order for shelled peas.
Fruit? he responded later to the wait
er, certainly" and he fairly shouted that
be wanted : couple of naval oranges.
That's hit," he communed to himself.
Most of these chumpe that are not up with
the times would have simply ordered or
anges." Then he had another inspira-
ton, and, taking in full breath, he roared !:
Manila cheroots." Everybody within hear
ing applauded and Puffy waved both Ia
tached.
Game ole bind dat" whispered the wait
er Just loud enough to be heard all over the
place. Puffy gave no Sign that he heard,
but left half-dollar on the table and walked
out 80 straight that he leaned back.-Detroit
Free praea
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
rast Time to Colorado.

A new through Sleeping Car line between
St. Louis and Colorado Springs will be estab-
lished over the Wabash Rock Island Short
Line, May 18th, 1893. The time will be the
fastest made with through service between
these two points by many hours. A through
Sleeper will leave st. Louis on Wabash train
No. 3, at go a. M, arriving at Colorado
Springs the next morning at Loo, with d.
rect connection for Denver, arriving at ii 30
a. m. This is the fastest regular through
service ever established between st. Louis
and Colorado. Returning, the Sleeper will
leave Colorado Springs at 2.45 p. m. and AZ
rive at st. Louis the next evening at 6.l5.
Patrons of this line will avoid the only un-
pleasant feature heretofore attendant on Col
orado travel, inasmuch as the trip through
Missouri 8 ier.:,> fields will now be by day,
light, and the unattrac,;ve portion of Kansas
will be traversed during the night, with the
mountain scenery to greet the tourists in the
morning.
The fast time of this line will naturally
commend the Wabash Route to intending
Colorado tourists.
Particulars will Be gladly furnished on ap-
G. S. CRANE, G. p. 4 r. A.. st. Louis
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
800 Reward 800.

The readers of this paper will be pleased
20 learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure in
Ill its stages, and that is Catarrh- Halls
known to the medical fraternity Catarrh
being q constitutional disease, requires q
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
hon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
syso thereby destroying the foundation
o. me~1isease, and giving the patient
stren&tn oy<eQilding up the constitution and
assisting natm> in doing its work. The
propraetors have sosUuch faith in its cura-
tive powers that theyeder One Hundred
Dollars for any case thaa Il fails to cure
Send for list of testimonials.
Address F. j. CHENEY & Co., Tolodo, O,
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
HALLS Family Pills are the best
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

BY . pricking sensation. untilbt last the
blood began to course freely I'D vigorously
through his body. Soon hewas restored
TO his old time health.
A reporter for The Monit9 recently called
on Mr. Petch again and wag9old:
You may say there is : doubt as to my
cure being permanent, in better health
and certainly attribute nv cure to DIR. VII.
liams' Pink Pills fer Pak People.
ITO these pills ow(my release from the
living DEATH. and shell always, bless the
day was induced to Ike them"
Such is the history of one of the most
remarkable cases in modern times. In the
face Of such testim1y, can anyone say that
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are NOT entitled to
the careful consideration of q FsIfferer-.
man, woman or elilds Is not the case, in
truth, miracle Of modern medicine?
These pills an sold by all druggists and
are considered u them to be one of the most
valuable remedal agents known to science.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
STRONG STATEMENTS.
Three Women Relieved or Female
Troubles by Mrs. Pinkham.

From Mrs. A. w. SMITH, 50 Summer
st., Biddeford, Ne:
For several years I suffered with
various diseases peculiar to nv sex.
Was troubled with a burning sensation
across the small of my back, that all
gone feeling, was respondent, fretful
and discouraged; the least exertion
tired me. 1 tried several doctors but
received little benefit. At last 1 de-
cided to give your Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound a trial. The ef-
feet of the first bottle was magical.
Those symptoms of weakness that I
was afflicted with, vanished like vapor
before the sun. cannot speak too
highly of your valuable remedy. It II
truly boon to woman"
From Mrs. MELISSA PHILLIPS, Lex.
ington, Ind, to Mrs. Pinkham:
Before began taking your medicine
I had suffered for two years with that
tired feeling, headache, backache, noap.
petite, and . rundown condition Of the
system. I could not walk across the
room. have taken four bottles Of the
Vegetable Compound, one box Of Liver
Pills and used one package of Sanative
Wash, and now feel like . new woman.
and am able to do my work."
From Mrs. MoLLIE E. HERRr1. Pow.
ell Station, Tenn:
For three years suffered with sucha
weakness of the back, could not
perform my household duties. I also
bod falling Of the womb, terrible bear
ing-down pains and headache. have
taken two bottles Of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and feel
Hike new woman. recommend your
Do0icine 70 every woman know
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

sWhat's the matter there?" said the
inst been released from the witness stand,
and was rummaging amongst the jury.
eve lost my hat" replied the defendant.
in an injured tone.
"Perhaps Mr.. H has it, |" said the de-
PENDANTS counsel, indicating the counsel for
the other side.
"Not l." replied that gentleman, "but ]
hope to have his whole suit before we get
THROUGH" Chicago Tribune.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
-,.se Into Your shoes

Au.,,. Foof.Sase, a powder for the feet
r. cnre. ns;nfnI swSadll3S nervous; smartins
teet and instantly takes the sting out OF
sorns and bunions It's the greatest comfort
discovery of the age. Allen 3 Foot Ease makes
tight or new shoes feel easy. 1t is certain
nre for sweating, callous and hot, tired, ach-
hg feet Try It to-day. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, 25c. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, n. Y.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

The Christian need never fear the
Judgment. If you have believed in
Jesus Christ, to you all Judgment 10
passed. Christ went to Judgment for
the Christian. Our sins went to judy.
ment before us in Him.-Rev. Dr..
Roughton. Methodist Cincinnati, O.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
Not Hereditary.

Gottrocks-They tell me your son is BE-
coming quite poet. / didn't know the ten
der passion ran in your family.
Billuns-It don't run in the family. !
think John was left that way by the scarlet
fever. The doctor says everybody that has
it is always affected some way.VChicago
Evening News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
Inanafrial Iten,

Watts-Did you ever think what untold
blessings the railroads have conferred On
this country?
Potts-The only untold blessing l know
Of in connection with railroad Is pass
indianapolis journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
WIZ He stuck II On.

s's7t strikes me, Mr.. Brief" said Mr. Dog.
way, "that your charge of $50 for this opin-
ion is pretty steep"
ssNo doubt" said Mr. Brief. "But you
zee, Dogwsy, when you come and ask me for
an opinion which violates all my convic-
tions, you've got to pay not only for your
law, but for my conscience. Harper
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
An Indiana Purist.

out a sign: This place has changed hands. ?
The Other New Proprietor No. It
hasn't changed hands. We have all the old
help, haven't we? Hang out sign that it
has changed heads.-lndianapols Journal
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

A citizen of French village applied
not long ago to the mayor to register
the birth of son, and entered his given
name as "Zola." The official refused to
receive it, in accordance with the pro-
visions of law OF 1903 that forb:ds the
registering Of names other than those
muse in the religious calendars or Of
rell-known person4ges of ancient his
tory. On the other hand. within the
last few years several persons in France
bearing the name of Dreyfus have taken
legal measures to have their names
changed.-Chica1o Inter Ocean.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
OLD Ateek.

81 hope. papa" said Bobbie. "that the
government isn't Buying its torpedoes
of Mr.. Spi!lkins down in the village. I
got some there last Fourth Of July.
and half of them wouldn't 60 or
Harpey's Bazay.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
The Daurrr. M Com.

Amy-Oh, Belle, you don't think poor
dear Bob will get shot in Cubas
Belle-It's hard to say, dear, but he was
half shot" when l saw him at Hampstead.
BROOKLYN Life.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

A woman usually eats good meal at homs
just before going out to dine, in order that
her appetite may not make her impolits.-
Atchison Globe.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
Egypt's Desert Railways,

Egypt has a reputation for miracles,
but the miracle of the desert railways
is perhaps the most extraordinary OF
all. For in the 20 years since lsmail be-
gan his costly line, much that is we'll
nigh incredible has been performed on
the northern end Of that Cairo to Cape
Town line which is becoming more and
more a practical factor In the future OF
Africa. The news il hardly old of the
opening of the Bulawayo station when
it is announced that tickets will soon be
issued to Atbara, and in no long period
for khartoom itself. The railroad is
constantly vanishing into sandy space
mt the rate of over a mile q day far
toward the south. What this has in.
volved it is difficult to realize. For 200
miles at a time the pioneer trains had
to be sent to the front in waterless
waste, carrying 10000 gallons in the en-
CINE tank and more in reservoirs and all
this on a line where every ounce tells.
At last those in charge found wells Of
water in that thirsty land, and greater
speed and safety became possible. The
engineering difficulties surmounted re-
main an unintellieible achievement.
but the strategic importance of the line
and its service to civilization at large
are things as obvious as they are in
valuable.-English PAPER.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

sThey tell me that Blakely is not rich,
and yet there is not day but what the
wagon from the jewelers. and the mer-
chants stops there"
THAT'S 20. She's one of these women
that has things sent home on disapproval"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

Soothing Syrups and other like remedies
only luu TO Quies and sleep, but Dr.. Moi
fstt's TEErHINA 1tetht,sg ROUdeys) Aids Diges-
ton, Regulates the Bowels, cures the child
and makes teething essy, and for the child
sake do give them at CAGE.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

A good way to avoid trouble Is to make
mp your mind not to be troubled, but that
g too much Observation-Disclosures (Ia.)
Democrat
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

The skins Ut animals were the earliest
torn Of money, 20 we are told. No doubt
Q skunk-skin was considered . scent-piece.
Il A. w, Bulletin.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

Yeacher-Who discovered America
Street Gamin latter deep thoughtEI dis
remember his name, but he was . Dago.-
y. Y. Weekly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
Ne Lack Of Attention.

Mis- New-I can't get my watch to keep
time properly.
Jeweler-Perhaps it needs regulating.
Surely not. ] move the regulator over
the entire scale every day.
Weekly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

Piso's Cure cured me of q Throat and
Lung trouble OF three years stand Ing
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
Donst You Sleep,
A Half Memory.

Does your Head Achee Somnifi Caffei,
t,ires instantly. All druggists. 25 cents. DR.
Paxton Medical Co. 2Ol River 81. TROY. ". Y
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

Whenever there is more than one way Of
doing . thing, the other fellow invariably
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

We never yet met girl in a dry goods
store who was not ''just dying" to pos
sess something that didn't cost more than
| Is cents,-Atchison Globe
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

rev great sitiss Of America are Adequately
provided with public clocks Of such 8 M
and 70 prominent location as to indicate the
time over wide metropolitan districts. But
1t u high time to check kidney and bladder
complaint manifested to the sufferer by in
activity. OF the organs affected Hostetter's
Seomach Bitters remedies this as it does dys
pepsla, rheumatism, constipation, bilious.
ness and nervousness.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

A mans past is the best prophet Of hil
future.-Chicago Daily News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
x! 4! I9! :; 9 az! . {

~ the celebrated historian John Clark Ridpath Ii.
- ,ies @i vor%s q ns.Iiy &c P.Ees Snifor
eagntncsntly illustrated and bouad It viii be eagerly
taken by all classes. A bonanza for aGenta Secure
sanvassfng outfit and territory now. u Liberal
Hr0s anA credit given - agents. Full line OF
bROTHEkS PUBLISHING CO., CINCINNATI. OHIO
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

No woman ever gets enough rsliGioD -
hVo hw riyol.-Ate6iSou Globo.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09
cLUsEREr's WAR RECORD.


81 see that Gen. Cluseret has been tell.
ing the French people lot of yarns
about the American soldier in the Paris
Figaro" said Judge Thomas S. largest.
Il have not yet seen anything in print
concerning Cluseret's identity. knew
Gen. Cluseret. He came here at the be-
ginning of the war and volunteered in
the union army, receiving small COM
mand. lie came into the army with an
idea that he was going to be a second
La Fayette, and he was the vainest man
l ever saw. He was little fellow. trim
and dapper, and most conceited. He
wore all kinds of fancy uniforms, and
across his breast he strung line OF
medals. He was a sight when he
walked out with skin-tight trousers
that reached to his knees, where they
were attached to his boots. his monkey
jacket, his little cap cooked on one side
and his highly mounted sword dangling
at his heels and scraping along the
ground. His strut was poem, and he
always walked on his heels with his
head in the stars. think he got to be
brevet brigadier at the close Of the war,
but am not certain.
ITO the best of my knowledge and be-
lief. Cluseret drew that magnificent
sword only once, and that was at the
close of the war. 1t was in 1865. and we
had established a quartermaster'sd depot
at Stephenson's Station, five miles from
Winchester. with Col. Ray, now of Pitts.
burgh, in charge. We had ms property
clerk "A young man from Indiana,
quiet lad, who never disturbed nybody
and always attended to his business.
One day train loaded with baled hay
was run up to the station. and rs It
stopped before the quartermaster's
building it was seen to he on fire. The
property clerk dropped his pen and
gave the alarm, and we all started to
pull away the burning bales Of hay.
''Of course, it was time of great ex-
element. and in the midst Of 1t all who
should prance out to take part, sword
and all, but Cluseret. 1t was 4 great
time for him. He ran about shouting
orders, waving his hands and shouting
in broken English commands that no.
body could understand. He was In
everybody,s-Xay,~ and he was hot be-
cunse nobody would do as he said. At
last. wild with rage, he drew his sword.
and made dash at the property clerk
The latter picked up a balestick and
hauled off to hit him. Cluseret halted
and then ran. and the property clerk
laid the balestick down and assisted in
putting out the fire. Would you be-
lieve it? That man Cluseret preferred
charges against the property clerk,
aud a court-martial convicted him and
sent him to Fort McHenry. When we
heard of it we sent petition to Presi-
dent Lincoln detailing all the circum-
stances, and that clerk was back to his
work in three days. Yes, knew Clus-
eret, and 1 didn't know any good Of
him."-N. Y. Sun.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

Fits stopped free and permanently cured.
No fits after first days use of DIR. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Free 81 trial bottle 4
treatise. DIR. Kline. 933 Arch st., Phila., Pa.
The six-hundred- pound lady in the mu.
seum draws pretty fat salary.-L. A. w.
Bulletin.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

Men Of Mouth.
Some men seek glory in the cannon'a
mouth, but those who seek it in their own
mouths are in an overwhelming majority
Rcston Transcript.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

ton heart womb trouble bearing down pains since Ico
take Mrs. Pnkhams medicine gladly recommend the
Vegetable Compound to every suffering The Of
bottle prove do-MRs Lucy PEAs1EY. Derby
Center. VT
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

Circumstances the most trivial will
disturb the spi:it-
1t is not the great calamities Of life
that create the most worriment have
seen men, felled by repeated blows Of
misfortune, arising from the dust,
never Responding. But the most of the
disquiet which men suffer from is from
Insignificant causes; as q lion attacked
by some beast of pray turns easily
around Stays him. yet runs roaring
the forests at the alighting on his
brawny neck OF few insects You
meet some great loss in business with
comparative composure, but you can
think of petty trickeries inflicted upon
you which arouse all your capacity for
wrath and remain in your heart an un-
bearable annoyance. II you look back
upon your life, you will find that the
most of the vex atoms and disturbances
OF spirit which you felt were pro
duced by circumstances that were
not worthy Of notice. If you want to
be happy you must not care for trifles.
Do not be too minute in your inspec-
ton OF the treatment you receive from
others. Who cares whether Mordecai
bows when you pass, or stands erect
and stiff as q cedar? That woodmxn
would not make much clearing in the
forest who should stop to bind up every
little bruise and scratch he received in
the thicket, nor will that man accom-
plish much for the world or the church
who is too watchful and appreciative
of petty annoyances- There are null
titudes of people in tho world con-
stantly narrowed because they pass
their lives not in searching out those
things which are attractive and deserv-
ing. but in spying out with all their
powers Of vision to see whether they
can not find = Mordecai.
Again. l learn from the life Of the
nan under our notice that worldly
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-07-09

cess. you nave Out 10 St6uu = ittAe
while and you will see him come down.
You say, wonder that God allows
that man to 60 riding over others
heads and making great assumptions OF
power. There is no wonder about it.
Haman has not yet got to the top.
Pride is . commander, well plumed
and csparisoned, but it leads forth a
dark and frowning host. We have the
best of authority for saying that pride
goeth before destruction and naughty
spirit before fall" The arrows from
the Allnighty's culver are apt to strike
. man when on the wing. Goliath
shakes his great spear in defiance, but
the small stone FROM the brook Elah
makes him stagger and fall like an OK
under the butchers bludgeon. He
who is down can aot fall. Vessels
scudding under bare poles do not feel
the force of the storm, but those with
all sails set capsixe at the sudden de-
scent Of the tempest
Again: This oriental tale reminds
us of the fact that wrongs we prepare
for others return upon ourselves. The
became the prime mini.ter's strangula-
ton. Robespierre, who sent SO many
to the gnillotine, has his own head
chopped OF by the horrid instrument.
The evil you practice on others will
recoil upon your own pate. ISLANDERS
come home. Expressions come home.
Cruelties come homo.
You will yet be & lacky walking be-
side the very charger on which you e K
pected to ride others down. When
Charles the First, who had destroyed
STAFFORD, was about to be beheaded.
he said: II basely ratified IN unjust
sentence, and the similar injustice l
am now to undergo IL = sensible retri-
button for the pnnishment I inflicted
ON IN innocent maa." Lord Js6ries,
after incsrcersting many innoeent and