The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1898-11-03
THE COLUMBIAN.
BLOOMSBURG, PA.
Prof. Coles for November.
The North Pole Will be Discovered and
Andree Will be Found This honth.

Our planetary chart for Novcm-
Der shows strlkingly strange con-
dition of planetary affairs. The
morning stars, Jupiter, Mars and
Neptune are all i'll one line, and the
evening stars, Uranus, Saturn,
Mercury, Venus and Earth, and
the Sun in another-and these lines
run parallel to each other. There
fore the morning stars will battle
with the evening stars and perhaps
set the whole country i'll an uproar
socially, financially, religiously and
politically causing wars, strikes,
mobs, assassinations and death of
rulers, and awful crimes.
Our Storm and Sign Calendar
shows 2I High Flood days for the
month of November and only 9 Low
Ebb days this gives the High
Flood vital forces the ruling power,
and the Thanksgiving Day of 1898
will be the greatest day of thanks
giving that this country has ever
witnessed. The continuous run of
High Flood days, from the 10Th to
the 3oth inst, will have tendency
to strengthen the month of Decem-
Der and bring about an unprecedent-
ed Christmas trade. We want to
say right here that every man of
business should have our calendar
so as to steer clear of the storms.
The bright star i'll the southwest
will be brightest from the 9TH until
the 18th inst, and will disappear
ON or about Thanksgiving Day.
The yellow fever microbes kept
up their record last month, as we
said they would and the war cloud
of human microbes (the Indians)
broke out Just as we predicted.
This month watch out for some
awful epidemics to sweep over the
country, as there are a strange and
hidcous looking lot Of microbes now
flying through the air. For the
past ten days we have been study
ing their movements. They seem
to be sort of cross between the
smallpox microbe and the yellow
fever microbe and, suffice it to say
that out Of 593 experiments only
one compound took any effect.
That was equal parts of saleratus
and sulphur, and camphor gum, in
the 70 lowing proportions: One-half
teaspoonful saleratus and one-half
of sulphur, and piece of camphor
gum no larger than pea mix all
together and sprinkle slowly upon
a hot stove, at least once a week
keeping the doors and windows
closed so that the fumes will enter
all parts of the house. This will
also have tendency to drive away
the diphtheria and scarlet fever
microbes that are now out foraging.
The world is not coming to an
end i'll 1900, as some scientists would
have you to believe ; but many
nations will exchange places. China
will be completely upset and mill
ions of her countrymen will land
into America, while intelligent
Americans will make a garden of
Eden out Of China. The Bubonic
plague will soon begin its awful
work of destruction i'll the Old
Country and cause thousands of her
people to fly to America for their
lives. A change of government will
be inaugurated i'll England, Ger
many and France. Queen Victoria,
Emperor William, Pope Leo and
several other rulers will be called
away. The present forms of gov
ernment in America will be changed
There will be wars all along the
color line. Prof. Andree will be
found and the North Pole dis
covered. The Eastern States may
be flooded this month, as we'll as
the Southern and Western. Watch
out for strange appearing phe-
nomena i'll the Heavens.