The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-09-15
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live sht yesr moiher 10 hvf Why's
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out bet.
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10 breakfast cto.. .,ery morning. Why.
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..ry department sill hsve 70 quit IL. rsek
ls.. lssu,as Of herd tack.
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rtpviaiaus. Arctic Explorer Then We
esli al, longer Tor The relief erpedi,ii n.
ae mgst rstufs home 81 oDce.
Thy uaGsms wsbt Say one thing
Tor them spa1inds, said the tst mao With
the orllaioid q liar. They sia't never
tried 20 blame II on The umpire.
--Bsosn Wusl would you do II some
che would lesse you 9 hundred thousand
doll.r.f Jones suppose Ia begin IoI
se.lE, hos lillle bandred thousand
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or Thst'ss pretty stale expression
sender hoS could modefnirs il.
scribb, Why no, say bicycle OF differ
ent mskei
--Dii you svei think What you would
do II you bsd Bo.hsohilds inoomef said
b-edy TO Hsrdnppe. No. but have often
wondered what Ro,hschild would do II be
lad my income.
- Sunday school teacher What is the
lesson We sre TO draw from this war with |
sp.iBf LATHE Willie Wickiemsyer They
sia'i 20 lesson 10 II Ter us. We're teach |
ing spain lesson.
Well. no one can accuse me OF marry |
ing Tor money. But Miss Maxwell has
mooey, hss she notf Yea. bat only |
enough to pay of my debts. | csll ths'
marrying Tor love.
-Dsyie Judged + iith and pointed TO
bottle Of smmobis on the shelf Don't
smell Of that, be whispered earnestly; il
looks like water bat it's the hind OF s.ufI
hornets are loaded with.
MIR, Bunting Young Grimsby 10 go
ing to marry old Miss Bfodskers. Mrs,
Bub,ing ,stonishsd For the lands
s'kel Mr.. Bunting Partly. aud partly
Tor the bank account.
You CALLED on Miss Spritely the other
evening. Didnt you hod her charming 10
conversational found her charming in
mopolosne. We didn't succeed 10 bold
ing any con verss.ion.
Well. said the Spsuisrd Is be turned
10 Tor his siests, there's no use OF our Dor
fo~ios trouble. ! know il, replied the
minister Of finance But it's the only
thing We can borrow. IA
. never hear any more ses serpent
stories from your place, suggested the
late arrival 81 the summer resort, Nstnt
ally. replied the proprietor. We sell =
better qusli,y Of liquor now.
- He, scresmsd the GROSS rosds orator, 4
who pu,s his hand 70 the pillow must not
turn back" Whst's he 10 do when be
gets 10 the end OF the farreri asks the
suditor iu blue green over slls.
Promoter - You needn't be bit
afraid; the company is perfectly safe.
The Lamb Oh, I've no doubt about the
company being safe enough. was think
lag sbont The safety Of my money.
Alter qn,rrcl With his wife. Who VIC G
|ently expressed ~ish that he we're dead.
N itisbman said: Oh it's . widow ron re
3sntias TO be, is IN Bedsd, III take
'ooi care you're no, . widow - long o. |
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Willie Il ssy, pa, didn't you tell me
he other day tbst 1t vas wrong to strike l
'ayone smaller than yourself, Ps Yes, q
willie; that's What said, Willie - Well. %
s'sh You'd write my teacher . note TO "
hat 'ficot don't tbiak be kno~s sbou,
Qaies Msn loo arst night Of rev
'isce) Excuse me. cir, bot l don't zee
ny occasion Tor sncb violent spplsuse.
,emoostrsiive nsls hbor - do, my friend.
he snihor is one Of my viiss boarders,
cd bs's nov over tso nobths behind
nth his bill
Nellie. aged 8. =" ont Walking with "
~ fsihes, bat abe soon became tired, end
q YES obliged to carry her. IL l vesy
essy. pspsf che asked. ~ be sst her -
eva moment 10 rest. lndsed you are, u
piled. Say. papa. csni,noed Tho little
isr, isn't yon dest swial ticklsd zl 1 !
OF tvinsf .oo
- What viii you nsve' inq uired The n
after .. Mr.. Heyroob scanned the French in i
II OF isss. wasl. hs answered. placing
. Eager over 40 item. 20 hin bring me -
me o that. But don't 10 sssy. csuse II II