The silver lance., 1898-01-21
Atchiso Globe Sight

Everyone has reason to feel ashamed !
about something.
When man worries great deal. he
says he is overworked.
A har hardly ever uses figures Fig
ures, they say, don't lie.
Ii you rattle money in your pocket,
you will always find a borrower.
Few people annoy their enemies. but
nearly everyone annoys his friends.
Youth is about the only thing worth
having, and that is about all youth has.
The older a man is, the more he talks
about the proper respect due him.
After man is married he has the
legal right to deceive only one woman.
There ought to be law compelling
men with whiskers to eat soup in private
II the girls would shingle their hair,
they would not have 80 much trouble
with it.
Bluffing often accomplishes great
deal but it never gets the dishes washed
Women never forgive man who does
not get married, or give Christmas pres
ents.
A girl doesn't love every man she is
willing to go to dollar and half show
with.
A man will quarrel with his best friend
over complimentary ticket to the
theatre.
Dogs usually bark at the moon because
they are lying awake contemplating
mischief.
When you are tempted to tell false
hood because the truth is disagreeable,
say nothing
A good deal is said and written about
society, but all there is to it is salted al
monds and smilax.
We would az soon cross Chilcoot pass
in winter as move lot Of household
goods in winter.
After woman marries man, she
stops looking wistfully at him. and says
what she means.
A mother is never satisfied that she
has washed her boys face clean unless
his kisses taste soapy.
You occasionally hear that everything
these days is adulterated. There is one
exception: gall.
Do great deal for a man. and he will
finally become your worst enemy becouse
you don't do more.
We wish everyone happy New Year,
but realize that none Of them over 16
years Of age will get it.
Every woman is looking for an oppor-
tunity to show that there is a good deal
of the startled fawn in her.
A woman is no longer interesting to. a
| man when she is no lOngor deceived
| when he tells things that are not true.
As rule, we dislike the man who saws
that people thrive better on the cold,
cruel truth than on compliments.
As soon az a man meets a woman who
overestimates him, he begins to make
| promises to her which he can never keep
When a girl has photograph token
showing good deal of her shoulders, 1T
is sign that she thinks she is pretty.
i When man says that every man has
I his price it is a sign that his price is
pretty iowiand he is looking for bidder.
Our idei of a man who is not bit
afraid of anything is one who will marry
! the widow Of the man who committed
suicide.
f., Everyone, when not lamenting his ex-
perience with broken promises, makes
promises himself which he never intends
/ to keep.
The old fashioned boy asked his father
questions for inforpation; the modern
| boy asks his father questions to catch"
him.
When a weak man makes blunder,
he tries to cover it by saying that be
could have done nothing else, and re-
manned "true to his manhood"
After man has owed you money as
long as two years. he begins to believe
the account is not right. At the end of
three years he thinks you are thief.
The enjoyment with which woman
listens to her young man reading out
| Loud il recalled TO him painfully after