The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-08-03
Along the Kansas Nile.

If all the Kansas editors who chew to-
bacco do not chew Battle-Ax they ought
&c be ashamed OF themselves.
A Kansas Judge the orner day told a
jury that ut was always probable that
the improbable would happen"
One OF the Lethes OF Leavenworth's sub
merged life carries the delightfully."- sug-
gesrive name of Cocaine Anne"
In tho cornerstone of the new court
house at PaOla was placed reverently a
photograph Of an Indian and bottle Of
whisky.
VIII White uses in his latest boy story
the word "noctivagations." He is guying
Piggy Pennington, and uses the dictionary
on the unfortunate lad.
II is said of an Atchison boy who has
come safely through several scraps, that
the only way TO Kill him would be 10 cut
off his head and hide 1t
John Henry Collins, the young man OF
Topeka charged with murder, says he is
gratified in knowing that every man who
has bounded him has had some stroke OF
III luck
Complicated ultimatum BY A J. Felt Of
Atchison: The United States IS a Chris
tiaa nation, but Christianity 10 not a
chump when it comes to 4 matter OF bust
ness
Miss Cook. to whom Hobson was erro-
ueously said 10 be engaged, Is a lovely
girl. What's the matter with the Archer
in Hobson's case? Does Cupid need
range-fnder?
This war has created two great cpl
grams. One from Dewey: Pay attention
TO nothing but orders" The other from
Governor Leedy: 'sWho IS running this.
me or the government at Washington
The abolition of the metropolitan police
commission has come out 50 well. IL is
a pity the Populist state convention didn't
also pull the pms from under the state
live stock inspectors. and the coal oil jo5.
The Kansas troops at San Francisco are
supposed to 80 20 Manila this week II
Ed Latte and the regular army officers
are ever restricted within The limits OF one
ship there viii be knock down and drag
out.
Boyle has offended Topeka gain. Wolf,
the county attorney OF Usage, whom
Boy[e has forced TO resign for blackmah-
ing tOintists, belongs 20 the truly good
and Is against card playing. and dancing
ne believes 70 be copyrighted By the devil
Young Boyle. whether ne wins or not in
this campaign, IS one Of the coming great
men OF Kansas. n the present campaign
he viii avoid in his speeches and discouT-
age others from using personalities. Kan
stage.
A howl has been raised against Cover
nor Lsedy because ne appointed man
named Allison, an ex-convict. 70 D drill
master ~ the camp a. Topeka, since ne
colored boys arrived there Lee0y .
friends come back ard say that Ailis9n %
q relative Of Mckinley. The first charge
and the rep,y are noble arguments
Eureka Messenger, The best version q
the affair We nave read anywhere e given
nv John Wood t. this weeks Honey Creek
tens. He says. WIN Al e.ecerlcal spark,
IKE thieT IN ;ae uiEht twas cone 81 TIE
dark oy spain IN a square. op@n SCAT,
in Gods broad daylight, ws mace tas1
'.Rnenber TIE Maine
To a poor Republican v'so was brate7
for zre off1ce q coToneF By Ehe PS9u..sts
because % g1sp5csoG that he was going
70 deliver Cur currency system over irto
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