The silver lance., 1898-04-08
Atchlsea Globe Slgises

she can Do.
Spring onions are very good for you.
but dreadful for the man who sits nex t
to you.
When you meet an old girl who il good
looking. watch for her younger sister.
We know what you will sss with eve ry
circus next summer: . flock Of reindeer.
II lean man nags q fat man long
enough, he will finally succeed in max
ing him mad.
Women have transacted the church
business 40 long that it in startling to
see . man in it.
You can't temper . criticism Of your
partners whist playing enough TO keep
it from hurting.
II you love . man zoe that he wears
his ouercoat until the weather il warm
enough to discard it.
When one man proposes . good thing
another usually proposes one % much
better that nothing is done.
A new girl to arrive in town brought
her sun bonnet with her. This means
until October l. anyway.
We will have an early spring, II seems.
but there wasn't single sign" last win
ter to indicate it.
About the best thing you can say
about a man il that he works ~ we'll
alone as when he il watched.
An Atchison man believes that IL he
should go to war. and be shot in the
back. he would receive back pension.
A woman Is always safe in being sar-
castle to . man not her husband; he il
afraid to make appropriate reply.
When you begin to go over your days
work in your sleep, it is time to take =
rest. 1t is the surest sign Of ovsr work.
We don't see why people dread the
thougt Of taking down with a contagious
desease; that kind keeps visitors away.
The pleasure in receiving letter lasts
no longer that it takes to break the seal.
After that. comes the worry Of answer
ing it.
1t has been our luck through life TO
find that those who would defend us
when we arc sssailed, never have any
warships.
We want it understood right now that
we never count ourselves among "the
friends Of the family who want to see
the remains.
Few girls can carry . basket Of pro-
visions to poor family without making
it point to pass along the main street
in doing it.
1t takes SO much 10 repair a bicycle
and run . kodak, that nO one owning
either can hope to save enough for the
Paris exposition.
Many really clever and deserving peo-
pie arc unpopular because they try to
make out that they amount to moro
than they really do.
After . woman passes a certain age,
attempts to renew her youth by curling
and powdering, often result in q sugges-
ton OF immortality.
Ono OF tho funniest sights in the
world il . woman wearing q hustle
which refuses to sit square on tho back,
hut ahifta tn one aide
Some women curl their hair in such .
way - to greatly exasperate other
women who haven't 20 much time to de
vote to their curling irons.
II . woman really loves . man. she
likes to have some one 60 along with
him every time he leaves town. to take
care Of him: some man.
On tho dead quiet, girls do not like
bon bons. Tksy choke them down be-
Gauss bon bons are pretty and fashion
able. but the girls really prefer peanut
candy.
The young college man who makes his
hair look fluffy. and looks sternly 1t the
audience gathered to SEQ him graduate.
thinks he has solved the mystery Of life.
The first two weeks that man is idle
he can fool his friends by saying that he
is taking . needed rest. but at tho end
Of that time they begin to suspect that
he has lost his job.
The difference between what . man
thinks Of himself and what other people
think Of HIM is . good deal like what .
man asks for . piece Of property and
what the other man offers to give.
Women would not b 20 solicitous
about the men Of tho family wearing