New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-11-01
TIE talk or TIE DAY.

THE Dallas CTex) News" the other day. con-
tanned the following item of news "A father with
a long file OF girls and wife and baby In a wagon
drawn by two brindle oxen. passed through Hope.
Ark on the way to Porto Rico. TO settle piece OF
land"
THE laws Of the Episcopal Church regarding
marriage will not be changed
who is responsible for that"
"The men behind the canons. '-(Cleveani Plain
Dealer.
Gadzooks-I hear that Bunko is down with APP
pendcits.
zounds-T guess you are mistaken. He is running
Democratic campaign bureau.
Gadzooks-ls that so? Then 1t mus, be a Of
mendcitis.
HIS Impression-"Ra Rafferty," said Mr. Dolan.
Ann teilin OF Since She tuck to shudyin' art?
wu was the answeT ,iUdEin be , all the the
black an blue. Washington star.
Chicago has finally system Of milk inspection
which seems efficient. reports showing that only
Y nor cent Of the supply brought into the city Is
below the required tests. In 1890. according to the
secretary of the MIX shippers Union. 81 per cent
OF the milk sold In the city was impure The union
and the Health Department unite In these pro-
tective efforts and expect to root out of the supply
tho small fraction which still fails to come up to
uroscrif,ed standards Samples OF the milk col
lected as il is being brought into town on the
trains: the cans of the retail dealers are inspected.
and the same official attention is now being ex-
tended to the daires themselves and the cattle.
When this IL done. far milk Is concerned,
Chicago may boast that her supply Is equal to the
general run Of her pretensIons. and that those are
on high plane everybody knows.
4 woman who adored certain preacher took the
late Archbishop Magce to hear him. ION, what
saint in the pulpit" said the woman as they were
pew added the Archbishop CTit-iits
Founders Day at Lafayette College. Easton.
Penn. Will be observed on November =. Addresses
in commemoraton Of the Rev DR.. William c.
Cattell who president Of the college from 1863
10 1883. will be made by former President James H.
Mason Knox, Professor William Il. owen and the
Rev DIT Samuel T. Lowrie.
The same words or words pronounced alike. may
have different meanings TO different people. as In
a farmer stopped in from, Of n Michigan City
electric plant and asked a bystander
What is that ERE building ,SI Ing factory?'
currents" replied the quick wItted bystander.
What are they worth a bushel?
I'VE sell them by the shock
The farmer pulled his beard. scratched his head
and drove downtown TO market his vegetables
american Messenger.
A California man has invented health shake"
or invigorating rafting machine which is war
ranted TO provide In ten minutes all the exercise
a man needs In a day. The candidate for general
shakc-up stands on an oscillating platform. and
when all is ready the current Is turned from
DYNAMO The intensity Of the motion IL under
troll and varies from gentle thrill 10 dancing
jc Under a strong current every muscle Is en-
ployod in preserving the perpendicular. The legs
are rapidly developed. ana the effect on the liver Is
said to be better than that OF horseback riding
whether the machine ever throws the patient or
gets into n bucking humor Is point not covered In
the description
At Iast.-"Old Miss Sere Il man under her
bed At last
Good gracious, what did she say
She told him to look out for the plastering. He
was carrying the bed downstairs on his head. You
see. she moved yesterday. '-lCleveland Plain
Dealer.