The evening times., 1898-10-24
D00LEY AND MCKINLEY.
From the Chicago Journal.N


DooIey.
Didn't ye see him?'' asked Mr. Hen
messy.
Faith. did not"' said Mr.. Doo!ey
If tbs meetin' me he's afther. all he has
10 do is 10 get on a ca-ar and r-ride out
TO number nine-double-naught-nin Arch
ey r-road. an stop whin he sees tn sign
iv tn Tipp'rary BOodweiser Brewin
company. I'm here firm S in the mOrnin
till midnight, an tn r-rest of tn time
I'm in the back room in tn arms iv
Or-rphyus as Hogan says Don't rap
come in Tn President is as welcome
as amy rayspictable marred man / wi
give him a chat an dhrink f'r 10 cintS.
an as were not, as a frind iv mine IN
tn grocery and pothry business says, In
tIreIy a commercial an industhreel M
ton, If he has tn sicrety iv tn Threas-
ury with him I'll give him two for q
cints, which is tn standard " value
among civilized nations tn wurrul over
Prisidint iv tn United States, says ye?
Well, I'm prisidint iv this liquor sthOre.
firm tn pichter iv' III Chicago IRE above
tn washstand in tn back room 10 IN
dure step. Beyond that belongs 70 IN
DoIisman on the bate. An Amurricans
home. as one iy tn potes says, IS MS
castle till III mOrgedge falls due. An
divyiI fut will I put out " this dure 70
see eer prisidint. prince or potentats
firm tn Car iv RoOshia TO IN King OK
RooIgbaria. There's Prisidint Mack at
m, Audiiitoroom. an here's PrisiGint
| DooIey at nine-doub.e-nausht- nine, an
m, length iy Tn sthreet between thin
| Saws he: Come over 10 tn hotel an sse
| me SAYS 1: If ye find ye-erseit thun
| firm a ca-ar In me neighbOrhOod, drhop
| in. An there ye ar-re-
~ may niyer see him / may so 10 me
grave without gettin an eye on m wan
man besides mesilf that don't know what
III furrin' policy iv tn United states Is
goin' TO be. An he, poor man, WnIn some
wan asts him: Did ye liver meet Dooley'
II have TO say: No, 1 had IN chanst
wanst. but me accursed pride kept me
from visitin him
Il r-read his speeches. though an know
vbar he's doin'. Some iv thin ar-re
gr-reat. He attinded tn baRkit given be
tn Prospurity Brigade at IN hotel where
he's stoppin' Twas a magnificent aSsiH-
b!age iv tn IahOrin' classes. costin' fifteen
dollars plate. an on'y disturbed whin
weII-to-dO gintelman in dhry goods
business had TO be thrun out fr takin
| kick at a waiter. / r-read be III papers
| that whin Mack come in he was Tayceived
| by tn gathern' with shouts iv approval
| TIL proceedin's was opened with prayer
| that Providence might r-remain undher
| tn protection iv tn Administration Tn
| Sicrety iv tn Threasury followed with
| gran speech highly commIndin- tn action
| iv tn Threasury Department durin' TN
| late war but says he. Il cannot he
/ saws, so far forgit mesilf.' he says. as
! not 20 mintiOn,' he says, that. be says,
/ if it hadn't been f'r tn sublime pathre-
| tism an courage he says. 'iv the giR<
| tIeman whom We honor he says. in put
| tin me on tn foorce.' he says, 1 might
i not be here tonight. he says.
'-Th' Sicrety iv tn Threasury was fol-
! lowed be tn Gin'ral Shafter. 'Gintlemen.
| says he. 1t gives me- he says. great
| pleasure he says. to be prisint in IN
| mist iv so many an so various vittles.
| he says Nv coorse.' he says, / re-eliZe
! me own great worth he says, but. he
| says. L would have to be moro
| than human he says, TO over
look tn debt iv gratichood.' he
says, 'th' country owes. he says. TO
| tn man whose foresight, wisdom an pru-
/ dence brought me fOrard at such an op-
porchune time. he says. Gentlemen. he
says. 'onless ye have lived in tn buck
| board FIR months on tn parched deserts
| iv Cuba he says. We little know what
a pleasure it is he says, TO dhrink.
he says, TO tn author iv our bein' here,
he says An Gin'ral Miles wint out an
| punched tn beHbOy. Mack r-rose up in a
perfect hurcane iv applause an he says;
! Gentlemen he says. an feilOw-heroes.
he says, alone shud not have tn credit
iv this gloryous vichtry. They ar-re 9th
! ers' "a voice: 'Shafter Another voice.
! Gage Another voice: 'DoOIey.) But I
pass to a more conganial line iv thought
! he says. We have just emerged fir m a
| turrible war he says Again. he says.
'wear're a united union. he says No
| turrible war ne says. Again. he
saye 'wear're a united union he
says No north. he says, no south.
no east, he says. no west No
northeast a point east he says.
'Th' inimies iv our country has been
cr-rushed' he says, 'or is stuck down in
FIoridy with his rigmint talkin'. he says.
his hellish doctrines TO tn allygOtarS.
he saws. 'Th' nation is wanst more at
peace undher tn gran gor standard. he
says Now, he says. 'th' question IS.
what shall we do with tn fruits iv vic
thry?' he says. CA voice Can Thin ,
Our duty to civilization commands us to
be up an doin', he says. 'Wear-re bound,
he says. toto reelize our destiny whativ-
er it may be- he says. We cannot turin
back he says. 'th' hands iv tn
clock that. even as I speak, he says, is
r-rushin' through tn hear-rats iv men.
he says, 'dashin its spray against tn
star Nv liberty, an hope, an no North.
no South. no East, no West, but steady
purpose to do tn best We can. conSiderin'
all tn circumstances iv the case he
says. I hope / have made tn matther
| clear to ye.' he says, an, with these few
remarks, he says. Il will turin tn job
! over TO destiny he says. which is sure
! to lead us fver or, an back an forth. a
united an happy people. livin.' he says.
'undher an administration that thanks to
our worthy PRESIDENT an his cap-ble an
| earnest advisers, Is second TO none. he
says"
what do you think ought To be done
with tn fruits iv victhry?" Mr.. HenneS-
sy asked.
''Well," said Dooley, IF twas up tc
me, I'd eat what was r-ripe am give wha.
, wasn't r-ripe to me inimy. IN / guess
| that's what Mack means.