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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
Schopenhauer's Disappointment,

The story is told that a. friend, in
vited to dine with schopenhauer at
his favorite restaurant, where a num-
Der of officers were in the habit of
meeting, noticed that Schopenhaur
took a gold coin from his pocket be-
fore eating and laid it on the table
beside him. When the meal was over
the philosopher replaced the coin in
his purse. Upon a question from his
friend, Schc-oenhauer explained: II
have been dining with these officers
for some time" he said, land about
two months ago I registered a silent
vow to give this gold coin, of consid-
cradle value, to some worthy charity
on the very first occasion upon which
I should hear these gentlemen talk Of
anything but women, horses and the
chances of promotion. You see still
have my money" .tsa ~ ~:
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
METROPOLITAN HOTELS.
The Difference between the Hostelrles
Of New York and Chicago.

The Difference Between the Hostelrles
Ss OF New York and Chicago.
Here are some new facts In regard
to hotel life One OF the leading New
York papers short time ago made the
humble confession that Chicago had
surpassed the proud eastern metropolis
in hotel populate that IS, people,
who make public carayansaries their
permanent abode the year round. Well
informed hotel men in Chicago are at
a loss to understand New YOrk's con-
fession in this matter, for 1t is I'M
ubtedly the American city having
the greatest number of hotels and hotel
residents. The admission is accounted
for on the hypothesis that New York,
by the absorption of Brooklyn, Staten
Island and other territory, gained tre-
mendously in population, but lest. rel
atively speaking, in hotel prestige.
Brooklyn is a city of homes; i has
few hotels. Thus New York, in in
creasing it's population by annexation
from 100000 to 100000, increased
the number Of it's bona fide hotels only
from 240 to 300. so, that its hotel pop
ulatton was diminished relatively in
consequence. IF Chicago's hotel pop
ulatipn exceeds that of New York"
said E. Willis Eice. publisher of the
National Hotel Reporter, sit is only
as to the ratio of inhabitants ia the
two cities. That is.a matter I have
never figured out. The fact remains
that New York has more hotels-good,
bad and mathematician any other
American city. Here are two state
ments, however, which can be made.
without fear OF successful contradict
tion:sFirst, New York gets.ss2 to 1925
out of every hotel guest, permanent or
transient, where Chicago gets 81; Sec
ondly, the business traveller or the
pleasure-seeking tourist, who almost
invariably sets up vigorous kick
and howl over question of IS in
hotel charges in Chicago, goes to New
York and pays S. for accommodations
no better without murmur. The man
who has reached the honor and dis
tinction Of arriving at New York
hotel and of having that fact duly
chronicled in the papers feels an i'm
portance that causes his hotel bill to
dwindle into insignificance."
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
Deafnezs Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There is only one
tutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an
inflamed condition OF the mucus lining of the
Eustachian Tube When this tube is inf1amed
Ing, and when It is entirely closed deafness Is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
which Is nothing but an inflamed condition Of
the mucous surfaces. l.
Wewi.l give One Hundred Dollars for any case
Of De&fness Caused by catarrh) that cannot
be cufed by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

"Some men are ungrateful wretch
esq
'fWhy?
when I was passing old Rocking
hams packing house the other night,
I"saw that it was on fire, so I broke in
to the office, called him up by tele-
phone, and told him about it,"
"Well?"
WELL he called me all kinds Of
hard names for not ringing in a fire
alarm instead of wasting time talking
to him. Chicago News.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

ionic to build up q shattered constitution.
= "a. c. BISHOP"
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
eighth day Of January, 1898.
ROBERT E. HULL, JR., Notary Public,
The pure, powerful vegetable ingredients
in DE-. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
supply the antidote for poisonous matter in
the blood and add those elements needed to
build up body and brains. Many diseases
long supposed by tho medical profession to
be incurable have succumbed to the potent
influence of these pills. They can be taken
by young or old, being harmless in their
uature,y yet powerful in eliminating disease
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
Beauty Is Blood DeeD,

Clean blood means clean skin N,
beauty without it. Cascarets Candy ca
thartic cleans your blood and keeps i
clean by stirring up the lazy liver an,
driving all impurities from the body. Be
gin to-day to Danish pimples. boils
blotches, blackheads and that sickly, bill
ious complexion by taking Cascarets-
beauty for 10 cents. All druggists. Sat
tsfaction guaranteed. 1Oc. 25c, SOC.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
A Jolly for Papa,

She-And what shall I say in case
papa asks me what your prospects
He-Well, er-you might say that I
am figuring on securing one Of the
most prominent, influential and
wealthy men in the city for my father
in-law. That ought to fetch him.
Chicago News.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
i Good Times In Mexico,

An American with large busine
interests in Mexico says that there IS
not a manufacturing industry IN Mex
leo conducted on business principles
that IS not paying from Is to 40 per.
cent on the capital invested, and there
are any number Of undeyeloped fields
for investment which are available "a,
americans with little capital s
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

''l'n make it warm for them," said
the bouncer. "You see, work for the
fire department"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

DEAR EDIToR:-If you know OF a solicitor or
canvasser in your city or elsewhere, especially
man who has solicited for subscriptions,
insurance, nursery stock. books or tailoring or
favor by telling him to correspond with us; or
II you will insert this notice in your paper and
such parties will cut this notice out and mail
TO u.s. we may be able to furnish them a good
position in their own and adjoining counties.
Address,
AMERICAN WOODEN MILLS CO., Chicago
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

II noticed some
articles in the
n ews papers re-
garding DR.. Will
Hams' Pink Pills
for Pale. People,.
which convinced.
me that they were
worth trying and
.boughttwo boxes.
tdldnot take them
for my complex
i o n b u t for
strength. A fter
using them / felt
better, and know
they did me worlds
of good: I am
pleased to recon-
mend them to. in.
va1ids whs, mood a
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

Our Treatment Of Spanish Captives.
Never before in history was there a
case where defeated and captive en-
envy received such generous treatment
as we gave the Spaniards. Equally
astonishing are the cures brought about
by Hostetter's Stomach ~Bitters. Never
mas there been so successful a medi-
cine for stomach and liver disorders like
dyspepsia, indigestion, biliousness and
constipation.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
L | 1 ] n |!
On !, : |

II it was only health, we
might lett cling. 5ss
But it is cough. One cold
no sooner passes OF before
another comes. But it's the
same old cough all the time.
And it's the sameI old story,
too. There is flrst the cold,
then the cough, then pneu-
monia or consumption with the
long sickness, and life tremb-
ling in the balance.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
What 1t Was.

e{"Juse listen how they are pounding
that floor with their feet" said the ira
gedian behind the curtain.
"Yes," said the leading ingenue,
shat is the stamp Of public approval"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
Lots of 1t.

Is there any movement in Botcher's
ney playY'
movement? You ought to have
seen the author move off the stage
when the audience yelled for him after
the first act. "-Philadelphia North
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

The first woman's page was not in a
newspaper, but in the court of an an
cient queen.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

The world is on big scale, but that
doesn't determine the weight of the
world.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

You couldn't detect an liberated
tooth If it wasn't so cheeky on the out
side.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

A bank doesn't seem to get distig-
ured, for all there are so many people
drawing on it.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
Mothers Love

Cannot cure Group, nor Diptheria, nor in
deed any of the numerous throat troubles.
We know how to cure all of them, and it
costs nothing to get our book. Write for
it. Muco-Solvent Company, Chicago, Ill.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

Among the earlier settlers we can al
ways make a place for the breakfast
coffee.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

Whoever saw cow with corns; and
yet who hasn't seen corned beef?
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic cure constipation forever.
lOc, 25c. If C. G. c. fail. druggists refund money
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teeth1ng softens the gums reduces in.
Illumination, allays pain. wind collie. Csc bottle
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

= The average woman will acknowl-
edge that it makes her sick to look
well.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

Some fruit trees have a great deal to
bear; but the peach is mostly to be
pitted.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

IF you shine up to me-" said the sofa
to the polished table, II can see your
finish"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartie 100 or 25c
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
He Wasn't Worth Kuch

4 smith Brown isn't working very
much this summer, is he? @
y Jones---.Why, he told me the other
day that he had been working for all
he. was worth. 4, Il s#15 u.
. SWith-Well it amounts to the same
thfng.-Chicago News. ! II - IT. 4: y. va
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

. My doctor said I would die, but Piso's
Cure for Consumption cured me-Amos
Kelner, Cherry Valley, Ills, Nov. %, 95.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

It is safer to call a woman an ole
friend than it is to call friend an ole
woman
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

1t is no simple task to keep the bal
let in shape.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure. makes weaa
men strong. blood pure. SOC. 81 All DRUGGISTS
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinire To blets. All
druggists refund the money it it fails to cure
25c. The genuine has L. B. O. on each tablet.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19

HAPPY MOTHERS AND HEALTHY CHILDREN. .
Lydia Pinkhas Straight Cause
Of Al Female Troubles and Assures Healthy Maternity
Pnka
a .H / $50.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1898-11-19
Base Ingratitude.

""Some men are ungrateful wretch.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13
East Bethel

Mrs. Horace Clifford is in poor health.
Considerable ice was secured mere last
week.
s. Folsom OF Tunbridge was in town
Saturday.
Luther Wheeler was at VIM. Harlow s
Saturday.
E.A, Field is awning the lumber for
his new barn.
Mr.and Mrs. o. R. Russ were in TIM
bridge Sunday.
PC. House and wife visited at RAN
dolph last week.
Randolp monday.
The Nelson Hunt place has been sold to
Mr.. Sanborn, for y, 200.
Mrs Fraok Hall is home, after spend
ing several weeks in Barre.
An effort is being made to organize a
Good Templars' lodge in this place.
Miss II. G. Whitney is at Smith Nor
rill's. Her health is somewhat improved.
Several OF the scholars here attended
the teachers meeting on Camp Brook
Friday.
Florence Fowler spent saturday and
Sunday at Randolph Center with hef
teacher.
Mr.. and Mrs. IL. X. wight visited 81 w.
S. Hammond's in Tunbridge the first of
the week.
Middle Branch grange held quite amin
teresting meeting last week Wednesday,
conducted by the new officers.
Mr.. and Mrs. III. @. Benson were called
to Woodstock last week to attend the flu
nsral OF Mrs. Benson's grandmother.
White River Valley Pomona grange will
meet with Middle Branch grange Satur-
day. good program will be carried out.
A number from here attended the en-
tertainment given by Beedle's orchestra
&C South Royalton and report an extra
good time.
Middle Branch grange will give maple
sugar party and sociable Wednesday
evening, Jan. 10, to which the public is
cordially invited. There will be an hour
literary entertainment, followed by free
lunch OF hot maple sugar and doughnuts.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13
CHIEF CAUSE.

Unhealthy urine from unhealthy kid
neys is the chief cause OF bladder troubles
So the womb, like the bladder,was created
for one purpose, and II not doctored too
much is not liable to weakness or disease
except in rare cases. 1t is situated back of
and very close to the bladder, therefore any
pain, disease or Inconvenience manifested
in the kidneys, back, bladder or urinary
passages is often, by mistake attributed to
female weakness or womb trouble of some
sort. The error is easily made and may
be as easily avoided. To find out correct
ly, set your urine aside for twenty-four
hours; a sediment or settling indicates
kidney or bladder trouble. The mild and
the extraordinary effect OF DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp Root, the great kidney and blad-
der remedy, is soon realized. II you need
a medicine you should have the best. At
druggists for fifty cents and one dollar.
You may have a sample bottle and PAM
phIet, both sent free by mail. Mention
this paper and send your address to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghampton, n. Y. The
propriesors OF this paper guarantee the
genuineness of this offer.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13
A Clever Trick

1t certainly looks like it, but there is
really no trick about it. Anybody can try
it who has lame back and weak kidneys,
malaria or nervous troubles We mean
he can cure himself right away by taking
Electric Bitters. This medicine tones up
the whole system, acts as a stimulant to
the liver ana kidneys, is a blood purifier
and nerve tonic. Ii cures constipation,
headache, fainting spells and melancholy,
1t is purely vegetable, mild laxative, and
restores The system to its natural vigor.
Try Electric Bitters and be convinced that
they are a miracle worker. Every bottle
guaranteed. Only SOC. a bottle at Drew &
Leonard's drug store.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13
PRINCIPAL and Interest Guaranteed.
wBc SncKNsY Pres AA BROOKS NcePres E. DAVIS. Cash.

Bsgley, testified that he had observed the
misconduct OF Smith. That on one &C.
easion while at White River Junction dur
ing his period, Loughhead was telling
Edwin Bagley the matter, was overheard
by Mrs. Smith, who made him re-tell what
he had been saying, and the defendant
claimed it was this knowledge that had
changed Mrs. Smiths feelings towards
her hus band, and no other reason. The
defendant, as further showing what kind
OF man Smith was, introduced the depo-
sition OF young man named Toreaun-
jeau, who swore that on one occasion, ne,
Smith, had committed adultery with Ag-
mes in his presence.
In rebuttal the plaintiff introduced let.
tors which they claimed Offset and did
away with, or explained, the passages in
Smiths letters. 1t was claimed that the
inventory business and the calling on
commercial travellers was only scheme
got up by Bagley to give him opportunity
10 slip into Mrs. Smiths room.
The plaintiff introduced witness in re-
buttal who swore that Mrs. cummings
had told him of the Sunday afternoon in
cident about as plaintiff claimed she had
told il 70 him. Smith denied any i'm
proper conduct at Bellows Falls.
This IN short is about the respective
claims on both sides; the various situs-
tions and scenes were discussed very ably
by counsel on both sides. The arguments
OF Frank Plumley and w. B. G. Stickney
were two as mastery efforts as were ever
heard in Vermont court room. Judge
Tyler gave a most impartial and fair
charge, occupying about an hour and
quarter; when the counsel had presented
their requests for notifications or ann
Publications. OF the charge in certain incl
dents, and the requests had been COM
t.lia uffN nv
afternoon; after dinner the jury dis
cussed the case in their room, and about
talf past three came in with verdict as
q bove stated. 1t was said that the jury
stood eleven to one on the first ballot; this
is only hearsay, however; in the end the
verdict was reached. The case goes to the
supreme court on exceptions.
Court will reconvene the first Tuesday
in February.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13
HANCOCK.

Mr. and Mrs. Kelley recently visited her
parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Nichols visited his
sister, Mrs. A. W Foot, in Cornwall re-
Gently.
Mrs. Margaret Griffin is home for the
winter with her parents, MIR. and Mrs.
Edward Downs.
MIR. and Mrs. Jerry Page gave party
Saturday evening in honoc of their twin
daughters 18th birthday. All had a
pleasant time.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13
ACard.

We, the undersigned, do hereby agree to
refund the money on a 50-cent bottle of
Greene's Warranted Syrup OF Tar il it fails
to cure your cough or cold. We also guar
antee 25-cent bottle to prove satisfactory
or money refunded.
: Mann & Allen, Randolph, VT.
Trevillisn Bros, Barnard.
c. E. Black. South Royalton.
C. W. Brigham & Son, Pittsfield.
j. A. Chedel & Co., Gaysville.
+. II. Morrill,, Pittsfield, VT.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13
ONE OF TWO WAYS.

The bladder was created for one purpose,
namely, receptacle for the urine, and as
such it is not liable to any form of disease
except by one of two ways. The first way
is from imperfect action of the kidneys.
The second way is from careless local
treatment Of other diseases.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13

Karl's Glover Root Tea is pleasant laxative.
Regulates the bowels purifies the blood Clears
the complexion. Easy to make and pleasant TO
take. 25c Sold by G. f. Black & Co., South Roy
alton; Drew & Leonard. Randolph.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13
WITHIN q. NTcHioLs. Juase.

D iAlE VI VERMONT. In PROBATE Court reg
nntAs sl.,iA DISTRICT. -. at Chelsea N sa@
district. on the 18Th dav Of Dec A. u. lSsl.
:. ey a Bennett. admiuistrafrix 81 the esials
a.. lauder G. Bennett. late OF Washington 10 -
~ uteeaset. presents her administration acee4n.
e. Summation and allowance and makes applicall..
~ sereeof distribution and partition Of the estA1
.Mshereupon II Is ordered by said Court. that saa
-,ht ana said application he referred 70
= ssnn at said Court to be held al the nv.e'
49,, W nearing and decision thereon; Andu e w.
49, oIlereo that notice hereof BE- give 20 AL pt
49, interested by publication Of the same lhIe.
n SsAs successfully in the HERALD ASD NENs,
49, paper printed at Randolph. previous 10 ~
.sts appointed for hearing. that they may appear
ssll time and place and show cause Ii any .hel
2 ave ave. against said account being allowed AZ
80 ,s'-Sree maze. By the Court. -.
A1os Attest. WILLIAM II. NICHOLS. duase
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13

lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is the
unfailing cure for this trouble. Il
strengthens the proper muscles, and
displacement with all its horrors will
no more crush you.
Baclzache, dizziness, fainting, bear
ing-dowI,," disordered stomach, moodi-
ness, dislike of friends and society-an
symptoms of the one cause-win be
quickly dispslled, and you viii again
be free.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-01-13

STATE OF VERMONT. : Alta Probate Court held
instruct o. Randolph, SIS. az Randolph within ana
W. sam District. on the 2id day Of Dec A. u. ~
An instrument Importing 70 be the last Will ana
ssestAment OF Royal H. Drew, tate OF Tunhridse
~ sale District deceased is presented 10 the tour u
Snhies = Southworth- the executor therein nanlel,
~ probate; and Il Is ordered by said OouI1
shAt AZ persons concerned therein be notified q az
Lar A. session of said coLrtto be held at the oraise
County Hotel In Chelsea on the 2lth day Of jan, A.
Desand contest the probate Of said viii 81 they 80
.~usts lot iich purpose IL Is further ordered ~
clpN OF the record OF this order re published Ies
seAs successfully. previous 20 the time appoinlte
sor proving said will IN the HERALD AND NENs
49, t,,'"spaperprlnied at Randolph IN this state
40" BY the Court. Attest.
WILLIAM a. NICHOLS. Judge
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1898-05-17
No LANDING MADE.

Steamer Gussie, With Arms For Insur-
gents, Returns to hey West.
KEY WEST, Fla, May 1.-THE
steamer Gussie, which left Tampa,
Fla, May 10, with two companies Of
the First infantry on board, in charge
Of 1000 rifles and 200, 900 rounds Of
ammunition, intended for the insur.
gents III the province CT Pinar del Rio,
remained of the coast of Cuba Thurs.
day, Friday and Saturday, conveyed
by the auxiliary gunboat Manning, IN a
vain attempt to land her cargo. Cap.
tain j. II. Dorst Of the staff
81 General Miles and formerly
United states military attache al
Vienna, headed the expedition, which
returned here during the morning.
Tier commander, who appeared to be
much cresttal.en, having failed to &C.
compllsh the mission entrusted to him,
refused TO discuss the matter beyond
laying tie IaIIure Of the expedition
was u to the tact that the Cubans
were unable to meet the landing party
1T the rendezvous, and the Americans
could not land supplies with no Il tc
receive them.