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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02
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genoen SapanS be3ablt.
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lang lein.
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man iubmQriue photographer ersielt
bat, iparen 100 SUB.
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fade ibres eisenen @elui6ts.
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oft 9egen $4,000 2iter @ein.
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fisiren.
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5e6nolosilden Snititut abermals
$500, 600 augelpenoet.
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batiere, Die 2uomig Ser Siiuf,ebnte
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b0rte, lpurben neutih auf elmer Qone
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jenige @roBbritanniens uno Srlanos.
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sr0ber als bic uNeuelte Welt.4
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lit bic 9anane. Ole @usbeute pon
einem ein5isen nit Sunanen beltanoe-
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run9 bon 25 g)lal 10 piel Menlden,
als bic bon einem Settar @ei5en.
Ger 9afenber beslaufen>
BEN Sabres fdllt 9enau init Dem
BON 1887 suIammen. 8eibe Sabre
finsen nit einem Samtase an, batten
einen Sebruar nit % 1a9en, unb bep
Sltertas fiel in beioen auf ben 10.
Qlpril.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02

9errlin in Sadlen Prosper Nioballs
aus Cambridge @ellS aneeiett bate,
TIM 5u ergriinben, ob bieIer mirflitb
feline @roBmutter umgebradt Datte ober
nidt. Gs mar SPLITTER Gerner lieb,
babur9 bon Ser 9etradtung ser 3bats
iade, oaB er beute speiunopier5ig
Sabre alt mar, abgelenft wurbe. Gr
mollte nibts bauon milien. Gs mar
ibm peinlid, unter fotden llnltdnoen
ieoe8 Sobr elm Sabr otter 81 meroen.
(yprtIebun9 fpfat)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02
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pelton tdgli9 7:25 8orm. uno 4:25
ytahnt. Observation-Disclosures.
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Son gaste BaB unb Merico 700
Nben6s. Observation-Disclosures.
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ober M. e. & &. ..... 9:3O 8orm.
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Bon &errpille. Sonntass.. Il 9benos.
@on 8errpille, Wontass. 9::25 Born.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02

Sn Sot9e Der pielen Gros
beben iintt Der Sitbmus BON pas
mama allmali9 mebr uub mebr suiam.
men, uno lpenn WleniGenbanbe nidt
balo bic Gurdtrennun9 Der 0anbenat
beeubisen, banu miro Die Naturaeualt
bas 98ert iiber aurs ober Gang ielbey
oollfiibren.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02

Wesept Wp. 1851 BON Gimer
mno a(menb angefertist unb bon 6.
8. S9mibt In 5ouitOn, 5eras, gum
8ertaufe angebpter. Iinbert bieS1mer.
sen bon Observation-Disclosures Wan
Oeriu6e eine Glaf9e.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02

@onrop & Rice, 4genteu
Der belten unb 3uberldifigiien bsutiden
Werf4erungs . @eielidafteu. Office
tiber @roos' 8aut,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02
Gin Gfarer 9opf,

quite Serbauuns unb elm bObes riffs
se8 alter ftn6 3pei 8eiultate, bic ourd
ecn @e6rau6 Don Tutt's 2ebersPtllen
sr3i.tt mer6eu.
Cine frwif(tne Tbat(abs.
&Opfidmsrjen, Wluluria, Wasenidure,
8eritopfun9. Dpspspfie, 9allenleioen
unO abnlide Sruntbsiteu tusrSen pol'
itanOis sebsilt Sura ben Gebraud BON
SMtt's &eber Yiuett.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02
@nlf Gbore 8abn.

VI fabtt.
Nad 2apernia, tdsli9, aussenommsr
Sonntass, um. ........ 80 Gorm.
Nnfunft.
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SonntaaS. unt. t........3 :09 geahm.
Sonnabenos, nm ....6.4O gtabm.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02
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Mbfabrt.
gta6 @aco, Sort Bortb, Dallas, &an
Jas gitp, ct. Souls unb gbicasu tag
LID 80 8orm. unb s 200 Nbenb8
Infunft.
Bon Chicago, ct. Souls, aanias gitp,
Dallas. Slrt 8ortb unb Naco, tdss
LID ..7:25 8orm. unb 3:15 Nahm.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02
q riefs Sin G.

98uid-5rouf 9eis - 9iraiuia Se.
lir-Balter 6ranfe-gmma @laIer-g6as
Sartmaun-@Is Us Sobn - 3 6 Sorn-
Sattie Ntiuer - Nnna 0tilburn - Sohu
Waltsberasr-S & MilIer-garl Nanner
-6reo @ublmann-B S Bfeufer.
9tHsIanotit,e;
Carl Bienert.
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garl Bienert.

N. B. Ner am @oftf8aIter nad einem
Der ubi9en 8riefe fragt, bat ausbrI6Iid) bins
5uaufii9eu, bab biefeIbeu advertised" ieien
un0 mann.
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if fur bic 5ommer MOaate erottnet
unb GamiIien Hub eingelaben, IN Der
5riibe, am Mittae ober am abenb
Mabl3eiten einsunebmen ober ben gan'
sen Sag bier su perbringen. Der 8ar'
ten Hebt Gamilien unb gereinen aur
Nbhaltuue BON picnics unb 6efen sur
gerfiigung. Gar aufmertiame gebies
uung III ffets Gorge getragen.
6. 9 6euermener
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1898-07-02

- SeupreRsn, Wiabmablsn, Bum.
ben unb &6bren.
alamo Srpn morris.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13
WASHINGTON LETTER.
rom Our Regular Correspondent.

WASHINGTON, d. c., Jan. I, 1898.
There will be a financial vote
n the senate at this session.
That was made practically certain
when Senator Teller offered the
P1d Stanley Matthews resolution,
Feclaring that all U. S. bonds are
payable in silver dollars at the
option of the government, which
Was adopted by the senate nearly
wenty years ago. The resolution
vas referred to the finance COM
nittee, which is controlled by the
Bilver men. Mr.. Teller says the
resolution was not offered for a
fluff, but that he intends to have
I voted upon, regardless of its
hances of getting adopted by
He house. Inasmuch as it is
impossible TO get favorable action
Ia this resolution from the house,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13

The Sioux Valley News came
put last week enlarged to 7-col
huarto, thus celebrating the com
nencement of Volume 26. Edi-
TOR Nash has just reason to be
proud of the advance made in
that paper during the quarter of
} century of its existence. The
writer of these lines assisted in
packing the type and loading it
md the press for the establish
nent of the News upon the
wagon for transportation to Can
ION, the material being taken
from the old Union and Dakotian
bfhce at Yankton; and later, in
Ehe spring of 1877, the writer's
name appeared for week or
more as one of its proprieters, SO
you see we take an interest in
Watching the progress of this
Early pioneer of Dakota journal
sm and trust that it will continue
% keep just a little ahead of the
procession in the march of adj
yancement and improvement in
he fertile Sioux Valley.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13

1T is fact which is not gener-
ally known that the senate sat at
all times with closed doors for
the first six years after after our
government went into operation
under the constitution" Think
what a hubbub would be created
IN this day and generation if the
senate tried to transact all its
business in secret, session.
There is disposition in some
quarters to criticise Chairman
Walker, of the house committee
on banking and currency, which
is supposed to be considering the
Gage and bakers dozen of 9TH
Ter financial bills, for having
made the positive statement that
the committee would report a
financial bill prepared by himself,
which he said would provide for
nationalizing the old Suffolk sys-
tenn of state banking. The gen
eral impression among members
of the house appears to be doubt
as to whether the banking and
currency committee will report
Mr.. Walkers bill, or any other
making radical changes in our
present financial system.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13

j E Engleman, shoes for Mrs
Dix SO
Mrs Dora Peters, washing for
prisoners 2 09
G G Stewart, hall rent for elec-
tion room 2 90
/ 5 G Nelson, repairing bridge 2 05
j H Queal & Co, lumber 40 81
j Sargent & Sohn. mdse for
Mrs Sorenson, pauper 957
Jacob Pfaff. lumber 81 45
Newly & Robbins. mdse for
Hannah Dick, pauper z 68
JOS Graber. salary as CO audi
tor. for November and Dec
ember 2OO 90
Jos P GRADER, pastage and ex-
pense for November and
December 5 65
Miss Effie M Berry. acknowl-
edging 1886 tax sale certifi-
Gates SO 90
A J Smith, supt of schools,
postage and expense IA %
Newly & Robbins. mdse for
Mrs Butler. pauper l 55
George Halverson, repairing
nail 25
Newly Il Robbins. mdse to r
ID Brown IL 90
G M Pier, postage and expense
for Sept, Oct. Nov, and Dec 13 IS
DR. r Finlay, medical attend
ance. claimed S1O allowed 6 81
Ed Kapperman, road work dis
trict Nos 12 90
D G Smith. road work, district
No27 33 SO
Peter Preheim, road work, dist
No 35 19 SO
Daniel Kautm man, road work
dist Noes 10 80
George Plum, road work, dist
No IA SO
James NJ Lease, road work,
dist No. 80 % so
Marfield Elevator Co, coal for
e Collision & so
On motion the board adjourned un-
til $50 A. NJ, JAN, 4, 1898.
Attest: /. III. Newly,
Sos. L. Graber, Chairman.
County Auditor
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13

The fierce contest over the
Election of senator in Ohio, where
bach side accuses the other of
|lsing large sums of money to
influence" honorable members
|pf the legislature and the men
Elected to carry out the platforms
hnd resolutions of the conventions
which placed them in nomination,
! $ an argument III favor of the
Election of y. S. senators by pop
alar vote, giving each voter All
opportunity to express his indi-
Eidual choice in the matter.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13

The Chicago Daily News has a
$500, 900 libel suit on hand, action
having been brought for that
hmount by the Northwestern Ele-
vated Railroad company, which
$ composed of some of Chicago's
most prominent business men and
capitalists, whom the News called
bandits" thieves and "heec-
ers.'
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13

Maj. Moses P. Handy, special
commissioner from the United
States to the Paris exposition,
and one of the most prominent
managers during the Worlds
Fair in 1893, died at Augusta,
Georgia, Saturday, Jan. 8 of
nervous prostration.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13
With the issue of Jan. 9th, the

With the issue of Jan. 9th, the
Dakota Republican, published at
Nermillion, commences volume
Ps. Thirty-seven years is long
E1nle in the history of Dakota. and
The trials that beset the news
paper publisher in those days are
|nany of them unknown to the
Editorial fraternity of the state of
Fhe present day. The Repub1i-
.an is an ideal weekly newspaper,
and has no superior in the state.
We don't see how any Clay
county family can keep house
without the Republican.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13

The Ohio senatorial contest
closed yesterday, and Mark Hanna
will represent that state in the U.
S. senate despite the most siren
|lous efforts of the combined oppo-
eition. Again right triumphs.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13
PROCEEDINGS COUNTY BOARD.

Parker, South Dakota, Jan. 3, 1893.
Board of county commissioners met
pursuant to statute, Members pres
ent. Chairman l. III. Newly, Junla Sar-
gent. A. p. Kaufman, and John j.
GRADER, also the county auditor, Com
missioner S. G. Nelson being absent.
On motion the minutes of the pre-
ceeding session were read and approv-
ed.
On motion the following resolution
was adopted
Resolved, That this board tenders a
vote OF thanks to the Hon /. III. New
hy for the fair and impartial manner
~ which he has discharged his duties
as chairman of this board OF county
commissioners during the past year.
The old board then on motion ad-
journed ''sine die.''
The old board having adjourned, and
Is G. Nelson, the new member elect not
being present, the board adjourned un-
til o'clock p. m. j an. 3. 1893.
Attest: I.H. Newby.
Jos. p. Graber. Chairman.
County Auditor.
Parker, s. d. Jan. 3, / O'Clock p. M.
Roard OF county commissioners met
AS per order of adjournment. Mem
hers present, l. II. Newby. A. P. Kauf-
man, John ]. Graber, and Junla Sar-
gent, also the county auditor.
On motion the board organized by
electing Commissioners Sargent tempo
rary chairman.
On motion the board proceeded to
take an informal ballot for permanent
chairman for the year 1898. Follow
ing is the result. L. H. Newly three
votes, A. z. Kaufman one vote.
The board then proceeded to take
he formal ballot. Result same as be-
fore. Mr.. Newby was declared elect
ed.
MIR. Nelson arrived at this time and
having duly qualified. and his official
bond having been approved by the
| clerk of courts, took his seat as a men,
ber of the board.
On motion John F. Bruins was al
lowed $75 for the year 1898 fot keeping
orphan children of Rolf Bruins de-
ceased. said sum of $75 to be paid quar-
fterly.
The following bills were audited ahd
on motion allowed:
John f Bruins, keeping child
rem of Rolf Bruns, 3 mos S IS rs
Henry Wall, keeping Elizabeth
Wall, co charge 25' on
VIM Elliott, salary and office
rent 1o3 90
L L Fleeger, salary for Novem-
Der and December, and ex-
pense l39 90
A J Smith. salary as CO supt for
November and December PIT 90
Peter Meyer, boarding co pau
pers 4S so
Il E Pelton, road work district
No 55 80 90
Il J Way, postage 4 Is
Harry L Bras, school supplies IL rs
Marion Village, paying assess 3
or. 1897 80 Oo
Union Coal Co, coal for Mrs ],
Kirk u 3 IS
Harper Jones & Go. hardware %
J A Killen, wolf bounty soc
Junia Sargent s. Son, mdse for :
A Christensen. pauper / q
F K Berry, express and post
age \, Il II 8 IS
for Mrs. Schneider and 4 !.
] children mos II &
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1898-01-13
Parker, S. D., Jan. 4, 1898.


Board of county commissioners met
pursuant to adjournment. Members
all present, also the county auditor.
Following bills were audited and on
motion allowed:
II z Pfeiffer & Bro, mdse to
Mrs Kopp, pauper S O3
N L Hoyne, mdse for Mrs Ire
land, pauper 6 OO
|C r Golf, shoes for Coffield,
prisoner SO
Christ Olson, for booths of cleo
tion in precincts 1858 200
A Gering, mdse for w Senner,
pauper 3OO
A Gering, mdse for Peter Holz-
warth, pauper 8 90
John Borman, coal for Peter
Holzwarth, pauper & 70
John Bormsn, coal for w SEN
ner, pauper 8 70
A Jay Anderson, sheriff fees
and boarding prisoners 6
Turnbull s. Sagen, mdse for
Mrs Engbreightsen, pauper 81 CO.
School DIST No 8, election room
rent on
J II Queal 6 Co. coal for Mrs
Bickle, pauper 6 90
J II Queal & Co, coal for Mrs
Coffield, pauper 925
j II Queal & Co, coal for Mrs
Ireland. pauper 6 SO
- u Queal & Co, coal for Mrs
knudson, pauper 3 rs
j III Queal & Co, coal for Jens
Holgerson, pauper 5 go
Thies Wiese. road work dist
No 40 % so
Geo d Barnard s. Co, station
cry 500
Turnbull & Sagen. mdse to
Mrs Bickle. pauper 81 O4
Kirk s. Steadman, election
room rent 9 90
j H Queal & Co, lumber 23 So
A Jensen, mdse for Jens Hol-
gerson, pauper 78
Marion Twp, one-half Of cost
repairing bridge. being 35 So.
On motion the report of DR.. Finlay,
coroner, was accepted and costs of in
quest held over the dead body of Lars
Q. Madsen allowed as reported as tol.
lows;
r Finlay, coroner fees S 8 20
E Odell, dep sheriff fees 8 rs
Ben Holland, juror fees, inquest
case EOS
IL T Holland, juror fees, in
quest case q Of
julius Nelson, Juror fees, in
quest case 2 O6
Lars Nelson, witness fees, in
ques. case 1 IL
NJ v Olson. witness fees, in y
quest case 10
Lewis F Olson, witness fees in
quest case 10
Jap Anderson, witness fees, in
+, quest case u lilo
! On motion ytfs boarf proceeded to
vc,4Sn,,od ~ pan< EiWhS,
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
rHorGIITLEss GIRL.

"a most thoughtless girl" said
her rnother y, accents Of despair.
What has she done?" asked her
father.
''She sat o. the beach this morn
Ing so close 20 the water that the
spray from a breaker unexpectedly
reached her" explained her mother,
And too; the curl all out of her
hair, suppose" suggested her ia
ther.
Worse than that" answered the
mother. at ruined her bathing
suit."--Chicago Post.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
A WISE PUN.

II hardly know" simpered Mrs.
Hauton Van Upperdeck. whether
to let Edith read her books or not.
There is so much good in them and
so much bad. She is''-Mrs. Van
Upperdeck paused to find a compari-
son-"like an i'll kept garden in
which grow lovely roses and polson-
Gus plants"
Then" remarked young Brain
hard Struggler thoughtfully, "you
had better Ouida out."-New York
Journal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
A JUNE DREAM.

A JUNE DREAM.
SO light she walked the meadows
through
That the faint tinkling OF the dew
That fell upon the daisies sweet
Seemed but to echo her light feet.
(The daisies heard my glad heart
beat.)
SO light she walked the meadows
through
i wondered IL The daisies knew.
And the soft grass SO lightly swayed
/ questioned IL shc bent it's blade.
tThere at her fee. my heart ives
laid.)
Atlanta Constitution.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
NOR GOOD FOR THE Bows

"A think" he said, that sweets of
that sort are not good for the boys
That kind OF diet gets them out of
condition. or course we are very
grateful to you for remembering us,
but / really think IL would be se-
rious mistake to let the boys have
them"
But what shall do with all that
have brought thom?" asked the
visitor to the camp.
"um = we'll - ah -er = you might
leave II at the officers quarters, you
now."--Chicagu Post.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
LASS EXERCISE IN 1900.
WHAT 1T WILL LEAD TO.

WHAT 1T WILL LEAD TO.
That Swipescy Bill was a great
hero, wasn't he?''
: You bet he was' He went right
In with "A baseball bat and furnace
shaker and cleaned out the whole
push single handed"
Can't read nor write. either. can
hep"
Mop, but he holds five college de-
Krees!"-Cleveiand Plain Dealer.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01

There Is something remarkable
about the number seven. isn't
there?" inquired the girl from Cleve-
,and.
Yes. think So" said the New
York girl. There's the seventh
daughter OF the seventh son. OF
something, you know
IL i5 supposed to be a charm
against danger of every kind, isn't
iti'
4 guess II is." said the New York
r'rl my brother belongs 10 the New
Yofk 'sventh."-Cleveland Plain
,faltf
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01

While teaching a class in Sunday
school recently the teacher asked.
What was Noah supposed to be do
ing wber the animals were going
into the ark?"
She received several answers. At
last little girl put up her hand
Well" she asked, what do you
sayT'
Taking the tickets. miss" said
she Tit Bits.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
-Flieeepde Blatter.
POSSIBLE REASON

POSSIBLE REASON.
Considering all, the talk we hear
about Spain being tired Of tho war"
Remarked the man with the. violent
necktie.i its strange she doesn't
come forward with her overtures
for peace yse
Perhaps" suggested the man
with the cinnamon whiskers. Spain
can't pay the orchestra. Chicago
Tribune.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01

He-Why is 1t, / should like to
know. that a woma, never hits
what she throws at" Is it due 20
some fault in the construction of her
arm?
She-No. A woman never throws
anything until she is so mad she
cannot see straight.-Cincinnati En-
quirer
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
A NEAT CoMPARIsoN.

Clarence. deah boy. the papahs
say that commodoah schIey, don't
you know, has weally holed this fell
low Cervera."
Has he, deah boy? Isn't war so
much like golf?"--Cieveland Plain
Dealer.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
HIS FATHER.

HIS FATHER.
He walks the streets Of his little
town
With his head in air. and the sun
looks down
On the proudest man on EARTH
well. rather,
But he has a splendid right to be
somewhat upliftet for. you see.
He's Richmond Hobson's father. :.
-Chicego Tribune.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
BASE IMPosToRs.

DO those people next door say
they are from Boston,
Yes"
Well. they're not. Jimmy showed
their little boy his bean shooter. and
the ignoramus didn't know what It
was. Chicago Record.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01

BEATEN.
The syllables she counted Ger
SO envious thoughts jmust ever
thrive.
Her longest word had only four;
Her rivals essay averaged FIVE.
Washington Star.
WHEN PA is LIBERAL.
The st. Louis Girl purchases
costume. The Boston girl buys a
gown. -SomerviIle Journal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
TOO MUCH TO REA]

Il didn't see the widow at the
funeral"
mo. Her gown fitted so badly
that she couldn't restrain her grief"
Chicago Record.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01

The quickest way would be simply spanish nag
Chicago Inter Ocean
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-07-01
BOARD OF STRATEGY.

'If q real board of strategy Is
wanted"--
"Well?" ~
go to any fashionable summer
resort and gather together q COM
mittee composed Of mothers OF mar
riaSeabie daughters. Chicago Post.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-02-04
Bound 10 Marry.

The Evanston Nll.,) Female
Bachelors Club, whose members
made solemn oath to remain sin
gle for at least FIVE years, has
been violently disrupted by the
approaching nuptials of its presi.
dent and leading spirit. To make
matters worse, the traitor presi-
dent says that several other
charter members besides herself
have become engaged, and that
their marriage announcements
will soon be made. Alas for the
future of all girl bachelors clubs
when the articles of incorpora.
ton are no sooner duly signed
than the signers thereof begin
to ngure as female Benedict Ar
nolds