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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04
Flowers for President Graves.

One Of the most Agreeable inc dents OF the
inauguration of President Graves was the
presentation 20 him of a bouquet If beau
tiful flowers from the students. This was
gotten IN by the Sorosis Club, a social or
saDzation OF goods and. needless 10 say,
all the other students are loud in their
praise OF the club for .ts happy thought.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04

ELkS' MEMORIAL DAY.
Annual Services to he Held Today,
With Appropriate Exercises

The Elks Of the city will hold the annual
memorial exercises this afternoon at 1
o'clock. In the Elks' hall in the Colma n
block. The E.ks who have died during The
past year were Joseph f. Gallaher and
James S. Farrell
Robert II. Lindsay VII deliver the MEM
orial address. and music vii he furnished
by the Nittoria trio. cons sting of Nj c
Marguerite Mckinney, Miss Alice True
and Mrs. Edmunds. The E,lks c2nsi Ter
memorial day as the one or at public event
OF Their fraterHal year and the public Is
cordially invited 20 be present and partici-
pate IN the services
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04

Paul Land. senator-clect from the Tweu-
y-nsuth a.sIri Z. lives nj Fremont. instead
4 Gfrr0 lake. Is published in the .isj
d mefub, * 81 the legislature ~ iSSH
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04
PhiIomatheanx Elect Officers.

The Ph.Iomathean Literary Society met
Thursday and elected the following ofYi-
GERS: President, II l. Richardson V ca
president. Aubrey Levy; secretary. Miss
Ella Il. Allen: treasurer r. r Edmunds;
Sergeant-at-armS ] G. WriCht
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04

\ strange custom f. followed ny Mex.caa
farmers Eavy Hse 2Noa az ouc caIer il ire
yrlorrtug ara aa0gAer color .n che after
room. They dc noi ANEW ~ay ogt tAsy
know it must hc g&s right tAtnE 10 On 80.
cause thtiS faTefat:eTs 3.i 70.
IAts sa-as nuV maay pecrle ge: tnt1 80
tahlI fer a Hic& they c&U give nn raa@a-
- thinking .nlpuc, ara unhealthy herr m
staad ~ refreshing au1 iseSatlnE Ran
ter'' oseF. Reputable Ihyssc8Aas recof.-
ulers,s '-EataIsrt- .or .ys purify. -aIv
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04

THE Northern Pacific = making special
rat. ~ s. - tor tae round 5slp 10 ne IA
NOES DreeG kfvet ilot springs. Ticket.
"a @-Ie Fridays &aG Saturdays
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04

ter 70 watch over matters Of interest 10
unionign. They VIII handle the bills which
VIII be introduced On behalf Of organized
labor.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04

A passing trolley car sterztav f-tYh.@r-
81 = aStss oflo8xIl9g 10 AZ expEessgYaa1 ana
Standing una-icae1 cn Second avenue be-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04

WoTs on SIC C.gaes! cFvek caai veins =
- * pushed korQ&.s5y according "a -
per.s fToEn t1ere I: - 9e1 quite ,~rtsia
teat tae h y. x y a. vlA build a srarra
llne &" sac -44l .tei IS Aaal. stx-@eu mites,
trstFtSs- -fis H3th tae ga 2 rack n-ss
sTtaATareos,. 0hi>A = un4ersgao 10 he ths
ree7sTafar a&Ato1 - Superintendent ]
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04

- yas4 Wish - bring ANY a. v7n~ e-sa-..
srosa i2e Ea~; % fToul Europe we ran a.
raaso for you. CsN az tho NortAern pa
els osf.ce for particulars.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-12-04

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Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

The head officers at Camp Alger
are still debating over the question
Of whether they have been made
the victims ola practical joke or
whether "those Kansas troops are
d. fools" as one Of the brigadier
generals expressed It. A few days
ago a lot Of Kansas boys forwarded
a petition 10 headquarters which
read in this wise: Inasmuch as our
service do not seem TO be needed at
the front and we are likely to re-
main here over winter, we respect.
fully request permission to put in
a crop Of wheat. We find about
1000 acres fit for the purpose on
this reservation and can raise
enoughto bread the army for quite
a spell.-Fredonia Citizen.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

Baptist-w. c. Friley, pastor Ser.
vices every sunday II a. m. and 7.i5
p. M. Sunday school g.ij a. M; pray
er.meeting Thursday night.
Methodist-J. b. Cochran, pastor:
Services II an aud Up. M. sunday;
sunday school 9.i6 a. m Epworth
League Sunday Z p. m. prayer-meet.
ing Tuesday night
Presbysteran-J. y. West, pastor:
Services morning and evening lst, 3rd
and ith Sunday in each month; sunday
school 1ib a. M; prayer.meeting
Wednesday night.
Christian, J. l.. Andrews, pastor
Services II a. m. and 7.l5 p. m. sun
day Sunday school Gi5 q. M, Chris.
tian Endeayor p. m. sunday. prayer
meeting Wednesday night.
Free Communion Bapiist-A. NJ.
stewart, pastor: Services every sun.
day night In each month: Sunday
school lOa. m.
st. Joseph's Catholic Chureh-Father
Pelnar, pastor; Mass at aud 10 m.
Sunday.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
Cottonwood News.

We are needing rain very badly
at this writing
Cotton has begun 10 open.
There seems TO be a protracted
prevalence of sickness in this COM
munity.
The protracted meeting at the
Christian church closed Friday
night with three additions.
Mrs. Shaw las been quite sick
for the past week, but is improy-
ing now.
We are glad to learn that after
three weeks of sickness, Miss Clara
Gallatin is able to be up again.
Miss Matte Zimmerman and
brother, Roy, visited the singing
normal at Bethel last week.
Mr.. ID. +. Smiths singing
school closed at Rocky Ridge last
Saturday.
Mr.. Peter Wheeler Of Madison
county, Is visiting relatives in this
community.
The people Of this community
are busily engaged in making up
their molasses.
Miss Dollie Elliott was she
pleasant guest of Miss Matte Zim-
norman Sunday
The normal singing school at
Bethel closed Friday night with "a
grand concert. Among the visit.
ors from Cottonwood were Misses
Cora Gallatip, Maud Elliott and
Ellie Gannaway, Messrs. Ernest
Gallatin, Ernest Elliott and Frank
Carpenter.
/ will close for this time. Sue
cess TO The Eagle and It's readers.
Libkar.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
ION Gnnra. the Mntrhrnra.

Everything Is about ready. alnt t..
Sister Duncan?' asked the preacher
who was going 10 perform the mar
rIage ceremony In Cabbage Creek Val
ley.
mo. Sam amt come 20 guard the
back wlnder yit Toms az the front
door an Els az the gate. an as soon
as sam gifts 20 the back wlnder every
thing will be- ready. You see John
Henry Is sorter tImld like. an when u
comes 10 the pinch Of the game his
courage mout fail him an be mout try
10 make a dash Tor the woods. Polly
knows this an she amt takin' no
chances. She's got the boys posted
whar they can stop John Henry II
anything should happen"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
SHE MADE IT DEFINITE.
watson Nots was Busiaess-Liks.
bet It Didn't salt.

" mNnnmM N0NN W.
Bst 10 DfdR't salt.
Watson was sitting at his desk one
evening when his wife said:
MY dear. will you send q nfs 20
sylk & Satin and tell them that must
have the 1--WE yards OF lining that
bought there yesterday. They said
they'd send II right away. and must
have Il tomorrow. for the dressmaker
will be here the next day"
so Watson wrote as follows:
"Messrs. sylk q Satin: Will you
please send at once the I've yards Of
lining my wife purchased At your store
yesterday"
Let me see what you have written7"
said Mrs. Watson.
"Oh. dear" she said. after reading
H. that isn't half r0sliye and definite
enough. They'll roy no attention 70
that. III sit down and write 10 them
myself"
And this was what she wrote.
"Messrs. sylk a Satin: You will re-
member that ! was In your store at
about 10 O'Clock yesterday morning Tor
Il may have been ~ late as 1880. and
I purchased Eve yards Of percallne FOR
dress-llnlng. One Of the salesladies AZ
the lining counter will remember about
II. The one I bought II Of was tall
and slender. with dark eyes. and I
remember that she had on a red silk
waist trimmed with black velvet and
a red and green plaid skirt She Will
remember that / purchased the lining
Of her and she promised me that IL
would be- sent sge to-day. Il has not
come and It would not make any par
/ tlcular difference. only that my dress
maker Is coming day after tomorrow
4 and she will need the lining the first
/ thing. and cannot r0 20 work without
Il. and her engagements are such that
she cannot come 10 me any day but
day after to-morrow and the next day.
70 II the lining should not come Ii
would put her back 30 that she could
not finish the dress. and I cannot get
her again FOR nearly a month. and
simply must have the dress by the last
OF next week. and ! am too busy 10
come downtown tomorrow and get
the lining. The salesiady spoke Of
with the red SILK waist waist will he
sure 20 remember about IL. and told
her Just why and when I wanted Il and
she promised me that Il would be sure
TO come on course 10 may come be-
fore you get this end n 30 Il will be
all right. but simply must have g be-
fore the dressmakef gets here. for she
will want TO go 70 work on the skirt
the first thing and she cannot II she
does not have the lining. Please send
Il right away.
Up. s.-Flye yards Of percallne skirt
lining at IS cents a yard bought Of
saleslady In red silk waist and plaid
skirt. to be sent sure yesterday. and
has not come. Must have II to-mor-
row"
There" said MrI. Watson. a. she
folded the letter THAT will make 1t
all clear 10 them"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

a weli-known London theatrical
manager tells a good story at the ex-
pense OF a local theater whose stand
Ing Room Only" sign Is no longer need
ed.
One night. after the curtain was rung
up. a small boy was discovered sob
bling In front OF the box once. The
manager Of the theater went TO the lad
and kindly asked him what the trouble
was.
Il want my money back" sobbed
the boy.
In surprise the manager asked his
reason for such a request
Because because I'm afraid TO sit
10 In the gallery all alone'" he walled.
Ills money was returned.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
A VALUABLE EXPERIENCE.
Spanish BaIIets HAD No Tsrrors Per
the Trolley DodGsr.

The American had been arrested In
Cuba as a spy. and had been condemn
ed TO be shot. Al the hour fixed for
the execution he vas taken to the
Campo weylero and nine soldiers lev
elled their musketa al him. lie refus-
ed the offer OF a handkerchief with
which 10 cover his eyes. and glanced
calmly. even smillngly. at the glitter
Ing. deaih-deallng weapons.
"Fire!" shouted the Spanish ser
geant The nine explosions we're as
one. and a. the smoke cleared away
the sergeant stepped forward. expect
ing to see the prisoner riddled with
bullets. But the American stu stood
there. calm and smiling. and apparent
ly unframed.
your muskets we're not loaded"
cried the sergeant with a great oath.
turning 10 his men. Il will have every
one Of you shot rs traitors az sunrise
tomorrow. I will'-
NO. no; don't blame those fellows. "
interrupted the American They did
their duty all right. Nine bullets came
out Of those guns. ! simply lodged
them"
"Dodged them" shouted the SER
geant. angriiy do you dare 70 play
with me-"
'No." answered the American. coolly.
II am telling you the fact Dodging
those bullets was dead easy Why.
man. lived in Brooklyn. New York.
for a couple OF months before coming
here. and twice a day I lodged the
trolley ears at Death Loop Your bull
lets aren't 10 q with the Death Loop
flerr"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
CrI.I. In 10. Career.

Cyrus" asked bis wife. what are
you moplng about?"
1T is thirty-seyen years ago to-day.
Keturah." replied the gloomy man.
who had thrown himself on the lounge.
since became cashier OF the bank. &"
Well. what Of that? Are you worn
out? IL the salary too small? Have
you ever had the slightest trouble with
the bank1 Is there anything wrong
with your accounts? Are they think
Ing Of replacing you with a younger
man."
No. there's nothing wrong IN any
way" replied the bank cashier. but
the very fact that have been the
banks most trusted Official FOR thirty
seven years. that / have never done
a dishonest thing In my NE; never
made an iniudIcIous loan: that my ac-
counts are perfectly straight. and 10 Z
no man on earth can say a word
against me Is making people susr.-
cious. and they are beginning to talk
about me-"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
LODGE WEruSos

iyanhoe Commandery 80. s. knight
Templars-Meet 2nd Tuesday in each
month. A. NJ. Rhodes, r.. CHI. q.
Rhodes, Secretary.
W. r.. Austin Chapter No. 81. RIA.
M.-Meets third Monday in each
month. John q. Tabor H.P., Joe B.
Reed, Sec'y.
Brazos Lodge No. 10, A.F.&A.M.
Meet fourth Monday in each month.
K. N. Nall. W. NC. o. Carr. Sec'y.
Brazos Lodge No. %, X. ofP.-Meet
fret and third Tuesday in each month
a ~ waldrop. G. c.; DC. De.
Marct, X. orr. KS.
Vulcan Lodge No. 81, A.O.U. w
Meet second and fourth Thursday In
each month. VI. II. James, NJ. VIA.
Linden, recorder.
Bryan No. Lodge 1882, X. III. Meet
first aud third Thursdays in each
month A. Linden, dictator; A. }.
Platner, reporter.
Brazos Camp No. lOi, ". Of W
Meet second and fourth Friday In each
month. W S. Stuart; Q. c.; Joe d
Reed, clerk.
Bryan Tent 40. 10. X. o. T. NJ
Meeting nights hrst aud third Monday
each month. Sam b. Wilson, c.; Joe
Is. Reed, r. *.
Bryan Lodge No. $50, Home Forum
Meeting nights second and fourth
"wednesday each month. l.. A. saun-
der', prest Joe d. Rred, nnaneier.
Bryan Lodge NO. 400, National Aid
Meeting nights first and third wodnes.
Gay IN each month. A. W. Holman
pTesti WIS. stuart, scc'y.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
SnmnIe TestImnnInI..

We append few testimonials which
may be Of benefit TO proprletors OF pat
ent medicines:
Il have been unable to walk without
crutohes for many years. but after US
ing your Eminent ran for Office"
Il lost my eyesight four years ago.
! used a bottle Of your eye wash and I
saw wood.
Il have been dumb ever since was
married, but the day after using your
remedy | had a speaking likeness Ia
ken az the photogmpher's."
Some time ago / lost the use Of
both arms. Shortly after buying a box
OF your pills ! strWk a man for ten
dollars"
Il have been deaf Tor many years.
but after using your ointment / heard
that my aunt had died and left me
$4,000"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

No development the last amaz-
ing quarter Of a centuary has been
more remarkable than the growth
Of journalism in its material re-
sources and in its comprehensive
scope. When Napoleon pro-
nounced four newspapers more
dangerous than any army Of bay
onets, the newspaper was printed
with all the limitations Of the
hand press. When Jefferson said
he would rather have newspapers
without a government than a gov
eminent without newspapers,
journalism was still in its infancy.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

Has another American paper pub
llshed a caricaturc of our royal per-
son?' inquired the Kaiser.
Eyes, Your Majesty, replied the dig
nihed lackey
"'Tis we'll" replied Ills Majesty.
I'VE will exclude the American baked
bean"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

For literary girl Miss Plum seems
very popular"
Yes It's her method She invites
q young man to the house TO read over
her latest sonnet When she comes to
a word like miss for instance. sho
asks him II he can improve the rhyme.
n ne has any brightness NJ all he Will
suggest Kiss. and at the same tlmo
illustrate IT, n the word is tease he
will suggest squeeze and Illustrate
that Oh lts no wonder she's pop
ular pootess."
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
Spanish-America.

SPANISH America
Every true American heart
should throb with sympathy at this
time for Mexico at the mention Of
the days September 18th and 10th,
which are the same to Mexicans a.
July 9Th j. to Americans. These
are Mexico's two greatest holidays.
President Diaz was born on sep
TENDER 18th at II o'clock at night
and one hour later September
18th was the birthday Of lnde-
pendent Mexico. IL il no wonder
therefore that the Mexicans love
these two holidays, which represent
so much TO them. On the night Of
September 10Th at exactly I o'clock
from every city, town, bill and dale
over the great Republic, one mighty
shout issues from million free
mems throats, viva Mexico
Viva Ell Prcsidente"
In Mexico the day is celebrated
with great splendor. Nearly a
quarter Of million Of people take
part in the festivities and the scene
rivals anything ever presented on
the American Continent
On the day preceding the Presi-
dents birthday ii is customary to
hold the unrivalled Battle Of
Flowers Long before the sun
begins to peep over the hills there
can be seen thousands Of Indians
vending their way 10 the city,
bringing with them large supplies
of rarest and choicest flowers.
Houses are decorated in the great.
est profusion, and the public build
ings and statues show a practical
evidence Of the great fertility and
richness Of the soil. II is one Of
the days when every one has free
license: The rich and the poor
mingle and pelt one another with
flower. in the most democratic
manner.
This il followed by two days
given up 10 most extrsyagant cele-
brations, conducted with pomp and
eclat never witnessed in our Dem.
ocratic Republic. They also have
their Liberty Belln which has a
history equaling ours and not least
among the ceremonies is the ring.
ing Of this bell,
On this occasion an excellent OPP
portunity is offered Americans to
visit this land Of wonder, the
Egypt of America" by the |. Il G..
IN. r. Il. Tickets will be sold on
September 10th and 18th to Mexico
City and return at remarkably low
rates, final return limit 30 days
with stopovers at pleasure in Mex.
leo. Choice Of routes via Laredo
or Eagle Pass, or for an additional
charge Of $500 tickets will be sold
going via one route and returning
| the other.
For full particulars call on near.
est Ticket Agent, /. E G.. n. r. r.,
or address
D. j. Price, G.. p. &T.A,
Palestine, Texas.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
Estray Notice.

Taken up by James Leonard and os-
trayed before j. I. Gloss, Justice OF the
Peace Precinct No. 4, Brazos county,
Texas. the following described animals
towit: One sorrel mare, flax main and
tail about 10 hands high, Z or years
old branded At ON left shoulder. One
dark bay horse about IL hands high, d
or 7 years old branded IT on left should.
or and appraised by j. g. Welch and
W. Lewis at fifteen dollars.
Given under my hand this End day Of
August, 1895. q. w. McMichael,
Al q. @. @. Is. q.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

Hon. F. b. Looney Of Oakwoods
will represent Leon and Madison
counties in the next legislature.
He is a typical southern gentle
man, well grounded in the demo-
cratic faith, and will always look
out for the welfare Of his const!tu.
ents. We trust that he will have
no serious opposition in Novem.
ber.-Taylor Tribune.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

The Vizcaya, which now lies
wrcJsed and full Of large rect
angular holes just outside Of
Santiago bay, is the same pattle-
ship which anchored in New York
harbor shortly after the Maine was
blown up. The boats magnificent
proportions almost scared the New
Workers into a catft. The papers
we're full Of fairy tales as to how
this ship could lombard New
York and have the whole east end
of America going south in spite Of
anything we could do. Yet before
schley's feet the splendid Vizcaya
lasted about twenty minutes and
there isn't enough left oft now in
good cnndition to build q dog
house, and a small house at that.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
The Old, old story.

you are the only woman / ever
loved. said Adam.
And you" murmured Eve, "aro the
first man that ever kissed me-"
Then Satan smiled and said unto
himself: THAT is equal 10 burnt-cork
reparteo. and posterity shall perpctu-
ate o." And lt was even so.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
CITY DIRECTORY.

CRY OFFICERS.
Mayor. G. A. Adams.
Marshall, T. ?. Boyett.
Deputy Marshal, K. II Smith.
Secretary aud Treasurer. II. g.,
Rhodes.
City Sexton, u. II. Jones.
Constable. &. l.. Baker.
Aldermen: L. g.. Tabor, W. $.
Howell, W. w. Harris. G. II. wyse,
Jno. NJ. Lawrence.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

The Denver Post say" The
infant industries of Texas seem to
be ENJOYING an unusual boom. a
solid trainload of baby buggies
reached that grand old state the
the other day" And about sixteen
trainloads Of babies were born on
the same day in Texas,-Galyes'
ton News.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

This" said the Kansas editor. look.
ing over the top Of bis spectacles. "ls
the most inviting manuscript / have
received for a long time"
What il ~" asked the foreman.
"a poem. beginning. Come. drink
with mel"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

In Nowherevllle. In Limbo Place,
Mid lurld reeklng murk.
Two aged jokes met face 10 face.
Who died from overwork.
where rest thy bones, since thou hast
dledg"
Each asked him Of his brother.
In the Almanac" the one replied.
Farce comedy" the other
Indianapolis Journal.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04
Lo.t OpnortanltIea.

Hungry Higgins-well. WELT Here
Is a story bout foller gittln' $500 fer
a dog bite
Weary Watklns-You don't say Jlst
think OF tho forehng we otto have az
that rate.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

The editor Of the Greenyille
Herald thinks any man who can
dodge a cross.eyed girl on a bicycle
may be relied on to take care Of
himself during any ordinary bonn
bardment.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

In a Montana hotel there is a
sign which reads; 'Boarders TAX
en- by the day, week or month.
Those who do not pay up prompt
ly will be taken by the under
taker.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

Rev. Homer T. Wilson was in
Colorado delivering a lecture on
Funny Phases Of Texas Life"
while burglars were lootlng his re-
i,}ence in Fort Worth.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

Lord Notacent-l cannot tell you
how much love you.
Ethel Giltodge-oh make a rough
guess at II then. How much do you
think I'm worth.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1898-08-04

The University of Texas admits
students from other colleges of
repute without entrance rSamina-
tons, and also gives liberal credits
for work done elsewhere. See the
announcement in another column
and write for a catalogue.