The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1898-07-19

thousand Het. ldhuNN
Gussies. with tin thousand can
mons hurlin' projick-tyles weigh
in eight hundred pounds, SVEN
teen miles. Winsdah night a
second ARMY iv injineers, min
ers, plumbers an lawn tennis ex-
perts, numberin' in all four hun
bred an eighty thousand men,
ARMED with death dealin' can
ned goods, was hurried to Hay
ana to storm tn city. Thursdan
mornin' three thousand full rig
iments iv trough r-riders swum
their horses acrost to NATION
zas, an afther spirited battle
captured TIL Rainy Christiny
golf links, two up an hell 10
play, and will hold thin again
all corners. TIL same afternoon
tn regular cavalry consistin' ~
four hundred an eight thousand
we'll mounted men, was loaded
aboard tn tug Lucy j. an de-
parted on their earend iv death
amidst tn cheers iv eight mil
lyon sojers left behind at Chick
amauga. These cavalry II CO.
operate with Commodore Schlow
an whin he desthroys tn Span
ish fleet, as he does ivry Sundah
an holy day except in Lent, and
finds out where they ARE an
destroys thin, afther batterin'
down tn forts where they ar-re
concealed so that he can't see
thin but thinks they ARE on
their way fir to fight Cousin
George Dooley, tn cavalry will
make a dash back to Tampa,
where Gin'ral Miles is preparin'
to desthroy tn Spanish at wan
blow-an' he's tn boy to blow.
Tn gin'ral arrived TIL other
day fully prepared fir the bloody
wurruk iv war. He had his in
tire family with him. He ERODE
reckly into camp mounted on a
superb SPECIAL ca-ar. AS him
self an Uncle Mike Miles, an
Cousin Hennery Miles, an Mas
ter Miles, aged eight years, dis
mounted firm tn specyal train,
they were received with wild
cheers be eight millyun iv tn
bravest sojers that liver give up
their lives FIR their country.
TIL press CENSORSHIP is so pow
erful that no news is allowed TO
go out, but l have it firm TIL
SPECIAL correspondent iv mesilf,
Clancy tn butcher, Mike Casey
an tn City Direchtry that Gin
raj Miles instantly repaired him
silf to tn hotel, where he made
his plans FIR cr-ushin' tn Spany-
ards at wan blow. He will equip
tn ARMY with blow-guns at
wunst. His uniforms arr comm
down in SPECIAL steel protected
bullyon trains firm tn mint,
where they've been kept fir a
year. He has ordhered out tn
gold resarve FIR to equip his staff
numberin' eight thousan' men.
many iv whom ARE clubmen,
an as soon as he can have his
pitchers took he will crush tn
Spanish with wan blow. TIL
purpose iv tn gin'ral is to per
nit no delay. Decisive action is
demanded by tn people. An
whin tn. hot air macheens has
been sint to tn front Gin'ral
Miles will strike wan blow that'll
be tn damdest blow since TIL
year iv tn big wind in Ireland.
lv coorse, ,they'se dissinsions
in tn Cabinet, but they don't
amount to nawthin'. TIL Sicr'y
~ War is in favor iv sawin' TIL
Spanish ARMY into two be. four
joists. TIL Sicret'y iv tn Tree
sury has a scheme FIR rooin:n'
Ciiiiil pe llnuln Unlm money. Tn
Sicret'y iv tn Navy wants TO
sue thin befure tn Massachu-
sets Supreme Court. I've heard
that tn Prisidint is arrangin' a
knee drill with tn idee iv prav-
in tn villyans to tn divvil. But
these differences don't count
We're all wan people an we
look to Gin'ral Miles to des.
throy tn Spanish with wan
blow. Whin it comes threes will
be lifted out be Tia roots. Nor
70 Castle'll cave in an tn air'll
be full iv Spanish whiskers. A
long blow, a sthrong blow, an a
blow all together. That's the iv
tn Administration.
We're a great people," said
Mr.. Hennessy. earnestly.
1--WE ar-re," said Mr.. Doolev
1--WE ARE that. An tn best "
1t is we know we ARE"