The herald., 1898-08-28
DOOlEY ON the RAMPAGE

"1f they don't catch up with him pretty
soon," said Mr.. Dooley. "he'll fight his way
ar-round tn wurruld an come out through
Bar-saloona or Cades."
who's that?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
"Me Cousin George, no less" said Mr.
Dooley II suppose ye think tn war Is over
an peace has rayturned JUS because Tiddy
Rosenfelt Is back home again an tn soJers
ar-re hungry in New York stead Nv In San
dago. That's where ye're wrong, Hinnissy.
That's where ye're wrong, me buckle. In
war is not over TIL Cousin George stops
fightin'. TIL Spanyards have had enough,
but among thrue lghtin' men 1t don't make
amy difference what tn feelins " tn lad
underneath may be. IT'S whin TIL man on
top has had his fill " fightin that tn
throuble's over, an, be tn looks av things
Cousin George has JUS begun to take tay.
"Whin me frind Mack concluded twas
time f'r us to stop fightin' an begin skinning
each other in what Hogan calls tn marts Nv
thrade, ye thought that ended 1t. So did
Mack. He says, says he: Let us have
peace. he says. An Mark Hanna came out
v tn cellar, where he's ben since Cousin
George presented his compliments 10 tn
Philippines, an wud they prefer TO be kilt
or drownded an proposals was made to
bond tn Cuban pathrites an all tn deuces
in tn deck begun to look like face cards
again. whn suddenly there comes mes
sage firm Cousin George. In pursuance
v ordhers, that niver come he says, today
III squadron undher my command knocked
tn divvle out iv tn Notifications Nv TIL
Philippines, bombarded III city an locked
up tn insurgent gin'ral. TIL govnor got
away be swimmin' aboord Dutch ship. an
tn Dutchman took him to Ding Dong. I'll
att!nd to tn Dutchman some Afternoon
whin I have nawthin' else to do. I'm set
tin in the palace, with me feet on IN plan
ry. Write soon. I won't get it. So no
more a prisint firm yeer OIL frind an we'll
wisher. George Dooley.'
How ar-re they goin' TO stop him? How
1r-re a-goin' to stop him. There's Mack
On tn shore bawlin' ordhers. Come back
he says. Come back com-mand ye, he
says. George. come back he says. We're
at peace with th' worruld,' he says. Lave
up on thim. he says. 'Hivins AM earth,
he's batln' that poor Spanyard with paw
hear-rt,' he says.
LUZ oeoi sc OoOlcy, TIC gives III WIKI
to his friends, an says he: What's that man
yelln' on tn shore about?' he says. Loud
err he says. I can't hear ye,' he says
Sing IT,, he says. Write It to me on a
postal ca-ard at Mahdrid,' he says. Don't
stop me now he says. This is me busy
day. he says, an away he goes with a
piece ~ lead pipe inwan hand AM couplin'
pin in tn other.
"Whatll we do with him? We can't
catch up with him. He's goin' too fast
Macks week behind him iv-ry time Ire
stops anywhere. He has sthrung throl-
ley acrost tn islands an he's climbin
mountains with his fleet. Tn only thing l
see. Hinnhssy. that Mack can do is to 80
east an meet him comm round. If he
hurries he'll sthrike him somewhere In
Rooshia or Boohlgahria an say to him.
George, TIL wars over. Won't We come
home with me-? think he'll listen to rea-
son."
II think man ought to stop fightin'
whin tn war is ended" said Mr.. Hen
messy.
II dinnaw about that said Mr.. Dolly
HE started without askin' our Fave an I
don't see what we've got to do with tn
way he finishes. IT'S tur-rble thing to be
a man of high sperrits, an not to know
whin tn other fellows d."-Chicago
Journal.