New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-08-22
THE TALK or THE DAY.

"Once. when was attending an important funo
ton Marlborough House says Sir Edwin Ar
mold, Sir Francis Knollys came up TO the Prime.
Of Wales and remarked: Some gentlemen Of ,hs
press wish admission. Your Royal Hghness' oh
said the Prince. show them In IL they don't conn.
in at the door they'll come In at the ventilator,"
Clearly the Prince appreciated the persevernr
spirit Of the press. His kindness and consideration
for reporters well known and greatly valued
Hoodoo.-"You might have known you could
not win with play called The Katydd.'" said the
"Why?" asked his nephew the manager, who was
staying . on the farm for the summer
chucked to think how well ne was up in theatrical
terms. indianapolis Journal.
An Arizona rancher has posted the following M.
tice on cottonwood tree near his place: My wiz.
Sarah has left my ranch when | didn't boo
Thing Too her and want 1t dstinkly understood
that any Man takes her in and ksers FOR her
my account will get himself Pumped Full ~
Led that tenderfoot will locate him for q
mineral claim. word 10 the wise Is sufficient ana
ortcr work fools"
TRIPLE DILEMMA.
She's looking ra Their dole.ui,
She's talking very blue.
She no longer soulful
What the poor girl do?
The doorbelis sudden ringing
Her nerves doth sadly rend
Unto the stair rail cnging
Because she's tender-hearted-
The wars to blame. you see
She was when they'd departed,
Engaged to soldiers three!
And now this reckless pllghter
Doth realize. alack,
Each dea h-iefyng fighter
II safely hustling back
Cleveland Plain Dealer
News has been received at Berne o, n number Of
fatal accidents which occurred in the mountains
during Saturday and Sunday last. young man
aged twenty fell over a precipce on the Ochs Alp
and was Instantly killed. Another young man met
his death in the Glarus Alps In the Goeschenen
region a man named FRANCOIS Gamma fell into a
crevasse on the spitzburg while searching for rock
CRYSTALS His body was found mutilated almost
beyond recognition. Another fatal accident is re-
ported from Ssron
Similar but Dinerent.-"Afier all. remarked IN.
sentimental wife. home Is the dearest spot on
earth ,.., 81, .,.t hs -, 49,
family as he finished auditing last months gro
Gerry bili-tChcago News.
When Miss Ida Work. Of Dallas Tex was grad
uatei from Fort Worth seminary I'm ISL she re-
ceiyed a gold medal IN the form Of Maltese cross.
She lost the medal while odt riding shortly after
ward TIE medal turned up in the stockyards ~
Chicago the other day. II found IN the stom-
ach II a COW which had been shipped from Dallas
Frank Shaw. superintendent Of the meathoHse At
the stockysrd- wrote 10 the postmaster at Dallas.
but learned that the Work family had LETT that
city years ago. Out Of curiosity he pat advertise
mcnts In Western papers and finally received word
from Miss Work who was In Albuquerque, y. u.
New Dsease-t'nc,e Josh Wayback, who re-
sides I'm the rural wilds 81 Missouri was entertain
ing his nephew and niece from Chicago during tho
summer vacation. one morning he happened 70 en-
ter the room where the young LADY WAS gong
through her gymnastic exercise under the dl'ec-
lions Of her brother.
Great Jehosa phat" ne exclaimed: what in tar
nations the matter with that gal, anyhow ne she
hevin it,
on no uncle" replied the young man. That IL
what W. call calls themes
Dew tell" exclaimed the old man eying her
suspicousy. An has she had EN- long?-(Ch-
cagO News