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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
CARLYLE.


Z. \. STlNsoN, Reporter,
We earnestly beg pardon for our
two wJeks' silence aud will try To do
better in future.
"Billy" Vezie recently bought eight
car load of cattle, 242 head, from Kan
sas city. He aud his brother will
fatten them. They have been buying
corn all fail.
Born, to Rev. and Mrs. w. S.
Smalley, Nov. ~, 1898, a daughter.
The w. NJ. and the Endeavor so.
cietles are preparing to give an enter
tsinment during the holidays.
George Linzy is taking "a vatation.
Rumor says he has gone 10 Iowa to
get wife.
Burt Funston took a carload of hogs
to Kansas City one night last week.
John Wilkinson is no longer Sec
lion hand. He guns to his home in
the Cherokee strip this week.
Mrs. James Clark has been quite
sick Miss Emma Hoke is helping
her with her homework.
Mrs. Gllaspie (not Gillespie) is still
quite sick. Her sister from Coffey
county recently visited her a niece
Miss Carl, is now with her.
Mrs. John Gilkeson has been enter
I inlug wO OF her sisters.
The boon" seems to have struck
our village for 40-galloh barrel of
whisky was recently unloaded at Oui
depot. Later--It was not for us after
all. Two m,n with Il wagon aud
team came up aud took it TO lola with
them.
Tue Santa Fee pipe gang came in
Monday to put In some culyerts.
There are about twenty men with
teams and scrapers making "flln at
the railroad bridge over Deer Creek.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
MORAN.
ALNlRA @. BAssErr, Reporter.

Rev. Chas Evans spent last Sab
bath at Plttsburg
DR.. Jewell went to Iola Wednesday
where he had an operation performed
on his eye.
The meetings at the NJ T. Church
closed Thursday evening.
MIS- j. II. Ross spent Wednesday
i'm lola.
Mrs Lucy Jewell is visiting friends
and relatives here.
Christmas will be quite generally
observed this year. a program will
be rendered IN the Nj. =. church on
Christmas eve and IN the Ptesby-
terian ou the evening OF the 23fd. we
failed 10 fluid out the time in the OF her
churches.
The new gas we'll will he located
one mile south of town.
Miss johnson, of Mingo, o., passed
through Moran the fret of the week
on her way 90 visit friends in Bayard.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
LIBERTY.
LULA MALcoN. Reporter.

This is good snow for our wheat If II will
only remain on.
Steve Bryant and wife aud the Misses Barn.
hart spent sunday at Geo Macom's.
The basket supper at Liberty was quite a
success considering the kind o: an evening we
had. The proceeds amounted to 81 ~ which
will go for the purpose OF buying candy for
our Xmas tree.
Geo tones is home on II short furlough. Mr.
Jones has been very III but we are glad to know
he is much better now.
Steve Bryaat and wife, Geo Malcolm and wife
and Fay Harrington spent last Monday at Piqua
with Alfred Hecox's.
Cora Powell spent Wednesday night with her
sister Emma and attended our basket supper.
Cornell came home from lola last We'd
nesdsy He has quit working ut the smelter.
Mrs Geo Townsend has been quite i'll with
her throat.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16

an arm in the ca ne place IL was
b oke" few years ago from fall.
Or Fulton was called on to set tie
broken bone.
Mrs. Winchester is mending very
slowly.
Mr.. Powell fell from n wagon re-
Gently which injured him so lie has
no use of one limb and is nearly help.
less. 1t Is to be hoped he will re-.
cover the use of himself.
Mr4. Fetuetngill has been greatly
afflicted the lst week with neuralgia.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
eELFRV.
MEmnErm ArER Reporter.

Mrs Steel who has been visiting Mrs Cu-ley
left Saturday for Oklahoma.
Mr. Lingo has returned from Garrett where
he was called by the illness of his father
Mr. Ruxtons spent saturday with Mr. Ohm.
siead's.
hr Charley Vandeveers visited at Geo Van
deveers Saturday.
Mr. Fergus called on the school Saturday.
Several OF the scholars met at Mr. Lingo
to practice for their enter tAinment which they
will have December %.
Harvey olmsteAd and Mrs Joe olmsteAd visit.
cd at Mr. Finley's Thursday.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
Conid Ten by the Hour.

1t happened at the club.
This telepathy or thought trans
terence or whatever it is isn't such u
wonderful thing after ALL he said 81
can sit here with you fellows, and still
I've conscious of what my wife is think
ing about and just about what she is
saying to herself
Undoubtedly" replied one of the
others. but you couldn't do it if you
couldn't see the clock. Chicago Even
ing Post
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16

Wife (proudly)-l saved you $1,000
to-day.
llusband-Saved $1,000? We haven't
that much to save. We haven't 500 we
can call our own. Hang me, if we have
over $40, come to think.
Wife--But you have always said that
If you ever had money enough you
would build Il house.
Husband--Of course.
well. for SIS ] bought book show
ing how TO build $4,000 house for
$1,000. ~. Y.Weekly.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
PRAIRIE DELL.

Me GEO. BARTH, Reporter.
Mise Edna Tredway made Il pleas
ant visit To our school last Thursday.
The Baker MedIcins co agent was
in this district last week.
Mrs Faddis, of lola, has been
spending u lew days with her Sit ter,
Mrs Riley and Mrs Snerili.
Two peddlers we're caught in the
storm and had to spend two days at
MIR Sherill's.
Mr. McClelland lost COW that got
stuck in the snow DRIFT and chilled to
death.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
The California Limited.

Via Santa Fe Route. Best and
speediest train to California. Chicago
to Los Angeles in q days, three times
a week, beginning November 2. OBJ
servation car, with spacious parlor for
ladies and children, lie q special fea-
tuTe.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
sabbath Not Broken.

Tommy" exclaimed Mrs. Fogg.
don't you know it is Sunday? Don't
you know it is naughty to make kite
to-day?"
but. my DEAR interposed Eogg.
don't you see that he is making il out
Of religious paper?"
"Oh!" said Mrs. F.. 81 didn'tnutice
that. "-Boston Trnnscrint
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
IcqualIyinp Matters

Waiter" said the bicyclist al the lit
tie country inn, bring me three eggs
and boil them four minutes"
Fifteen minutes elapse, and the wait
err returns with one egg.
VERY sorry, sir. our eggs is out. This
is the only one we have lcft-bu' we
boiled !. IL minutes. -Harper's Ba-
Zar
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16

Pcggy-When ! was down town to-
day stopped in a lawyers office. and
inquired the price of divorce
Polly-Whnt i'm the world did Won
want to know the price of a divorce for?
You're not married!
mo; but I'm engaged" -Yonkers
Stntcsman.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
NORTH MAPLE GROVE.

Charley Cain and Mr.. Reno are in
lola at present ana are thinking
strongly OF moving there
Last Friday Allen Ball fell on the
90 while trying to dodge limb that
rejected out into the creek and broke
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
Ont of Sight.
Big umbrella,
Girl and lover:
Rain and kisses
Under cover.
philadelphia Bulletin.
A Desirable Change.

Mr. Soak--But, my dear, tell you a
drink now and again makes me feel
like an utterly different man.
His Wife Ucily)-Oh, well, in that
case | can hardly blame you.-Brook-
IVA Life.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
SILVER LIE AZ

Grandma Eastwood came in from . her, home
In Dakota and will visit her sons, Joe and
Charley Eastwood,
Jesse Lust took a carload OF cattle to Kansas
City last week,
Cordia Daniels spent week in Yates Center
vlsllngher sisters, and returned few days
ago.
Key Frazier was In this neighbour God one
day last week calling on The people of his
charge.
The protrected meeting continues with in
frest Rev Vezie has been assisting Rev Mont.
gomery for few evenings past
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16

Starboarder-Who is making all that
noise?
Mrs. flashlights Rev. L. o. Cutor re-
hearsing his sermon for tomorrow.
Starboarder-Oh. | see. Practicing
what he preaches-Town Topics.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
IrnnnrtInIIfN.

His portrait midst the news you scan
This Is the fame for which men fight.
From the next column glares the man
Who burglarlzed bank last night,
Washington Star
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
Manners.

"A lady never contradicts, Mrs. Tomp-
kins."
mo, Mr.. TompkinH, for gentleman
never gives her occasion, Chicago
Daily Resord.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
no. Pac. Holiday Rates.

One fare for the round trip, with
minimum Of fifty cents. Distance
limit-two hundred miles.
Dates Of sale Dec. oath, 25th, 28th,
Slst, 1903 and January Let d End 49,
80. Return limit Jan'y. 4th 1899.
J.F. CozAD, ACT.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
A Misunderstanding.

Fair Summer Boarder-How many
bossies have you, Mr.. Whiflletree?
Farmer Whiffietree (sadly)-Four,
miss-a wife and three darters.-
Judge.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
Finer and Faster than Ever.

The California Limited, Santa Fe
Route, solid between Chicago and Los
Angeles. Time, q days. Electric
lighted. Three times week, begin
ming November 2.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16

doctors VINO cured Mrs. Hiram Cutler
after she had been afflicted for %
years with stomach and heart trOu BILE.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
Three 1Imes q Week.

Beginning November 3. The Cali
fornia Limited, via Santa Fe Route,
Finer aud faster than ever.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
The Physicians and Surgeons of In,

Chicago Curative Insti-
tute treat Chronic and
special diseases only.
Cure Guaranteed. Con
sullation free. At Ho-
tel Thomson Monday
Dec l2lh. One day
ONLY. nhARa are the
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-12-16
MnrtIfyInw Errnr.

81 was much annoyed at typo
graphical error in your paper this
morning, sir"
81 am very sorry, general. What
was it?"
81 told your reporter ! was an old
plainsman. am described in your
paper this morning, sir. as an old, plain
man."-Chicago Tribune.
The Jewish South. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1893-1899, 1898-08-05
PUBLISHED WEEKLY.

826 EAST MAIN STREET.
The Jewish South. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1893-1899, 1898-08-05
che First pebrew Ioro Chancellor Of England.

Great Britain is probably the only country in
Europe where would find the political party in
power comforting high office upon one of the leaders
of the opposition and upon ex-cabinet mniste
and the latter in position to accept it, with the full
concurrence of the members of his party Lord Sails
bury's selection Of the former lord high chancellor,
Lord Hersche to be chief of the English contingent
Of the Joint commission for the adjus tment of the
Canadian American differences, therefore, sheds a
pleasant light upon political life in Great Britain,
where the absolutely hostile relations of Lord Rose
berry and Sir William Vernon Harcourt are as unique
as they unprecedented
Lord Hersche is the son of Hebrew refugee
from Poland. This adopted the law for pro-
fession and for the first years after his being
called to the bar with every kind Of disappont-
ment and encouragement, remaining practically
briefess At length, however, the leader of the
northern circuit detected his remarkable legal abil-
ity, and from that time forth Mr. Hersches Sc
steady He became lord high chancellor in Feb
ruary, 1886, being the first member of his
record to hold the office of keeper of the Queens
conscience the lord high chancellor is styled and
his occupancy of the post constituted the fuhnent
of prediction made at the time when Disraeli first
became premier that it would not be long before the
post of lord chancellor, the highest lay office in the
realm would be held by member of the Hebrew
nation.
OF course Lord Herschell, who is only a
LIBERAL but likewise a home-ruer, compelled to
abandon his seat on the woosack to Lord Hasbury
when the present administration came into office.
But ex-ord chancellor he is in the enjoyment
Of pension of $4,000 a year for the remainder of
his life He is no relative Of the famous astronomer
OF the name but is of the ceverest amateur
players of the violoncello in the United Kingdom,
and may therefore be expected to contribute in a
measure to the harmony of the doings of the Joint
high commission.
He possesses the grand cross of the Order of the
Bath, his acceptance of which, while the wool
sack aroused an immense amount of criticism For
he the first lord chancellor in three centuries to
accept decoration from the crown and bv so do
ing, was regarded by many as lowering the dignity
of his lofty office
Lord Herschel, who has two daughters and q
HE lat nine &c LII.
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@-------
WITH THE death Of Bismarck of the leading
figures Of European history disappears from the
stage
That he was man of answering purpose and
surprising ability can be denied by none. An I'M
doubling believer in the divinity OF monarchs and
monarchal institutions, which he did much to
upbuild and maintain, he retired from public life
rather than submit to what he construed to be
trespass on his individual rights by his emperor.
Admiring the man. as we do, for his force of char
acter, there is thing that cannot forgive
hin-his attitude towards anti-Semitism. word or
a sign from him would have done much towards allie
waiting the condition of our people in Germany, The
word was never uttered, the sign was never given
instead Of which he remained an impassive witness,
if not an abettor, of the wrongs that he lped
upon the Jews in the Kaiser's domnions. And this,
when it claimed time and again that he was Of
Jewish extraction
1t is true that in later years he repudated his
anti Semitic proclivities but the fact remains that
he withheld his help at time when it was badly
needed and would have awaited much
That the relentless Of blood and iron should
have had no sympathy for inoffensve, down
troddcn people is not surprising Even this failing
will detract but little from his fame and we venture
the prediction that the all possible twentieth
century will produce but few of his calibre
------
FROM EVERY the prediction that
peace between the United States and Spain is mat
ter of but few DAYS Some even look for it bv to-
morrow. Should such be the case with what a ne
meaning would the appeal, " The Lord bless His peo-
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THE JEWISH SOUTH.

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Evening journal., 1898-04-18
IMITATION oYsTERs IN PARIs.
A Perfect Counterfeit I'm Appearance,
Rut the Taste Ia Far from Genuine.

Perfect Counterfeit tn Appearance,
But the Taste Ia Far from Genuine.
"The most singular thing l saw while
in Paris" said gentleman who has
lust returned from Europe, was ar
tificial oysters. / don't mean what are
called mock oysters-that is, meat done
up in q patty or a potpie-but the real
bivalve intended TO serve raw. And as
far as looks go, you would say at
glance that they were genuine Ameri-
can oysters, but when you came TO eat
one the difference would be perceptible
at once. How they are made and what
materials are used in their manufac-
ture Is a mystery which did not solve,
but It is certain that great deal OF
money is made by the producers. The
usual price paid for these artificial oys-
ters is three cents each, or 30 cents a
dozen, and sometimes, in the second
class restaurants, they ara. to be had
for two cents each, though they are not
apt to be very fresh at that price. You
order q plate on the half shell, and when
the waiter brings them TO you they look
rs nice as the real oyster that you get in
the best New York oyster house. lfyou
are not good judge of oysters you viii
eat them with your wine and go away
without asking any questions.
'The only really genuine thing about
them is the shells. The manufacturers,
! was told. buy secondhand shells from
the restaurant keepers at small ex-
pense. and with a harmless and tasteless
paste fasten the spurious oyster in its
place. Only one-half a shell is used for
thepurpose, and in that shape the fraud
oysters are packed in tiers in boxes and
baskets, which are displayed in win
dows, on counters. or on shelves. 9th
ers. to be served without the shells, are
put up In cans, or in glass jars, con-
taining from 25 TO 100. The 'imita-
tons" are consumed in such large
quantities that the dealers IN real oys-
icrs are urging the restaurant and
hotel keepers to break up their shells as
fast as their contents are eaten, and
even pay the cooks and walters literally
20 pound them TO pieces, so that the
makers of the artificial article will have
limited supply of shells. s."-Washing-
ton Star.
Evening journal., 1898-04-18

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Evening journal., 1898-04-18
pRrsBYTERY IN DOVER,

The Presbytery Of New Castle, which
embraces within its jurisdiction fifty
seven churches. will assemble at the
Presbyterian Church, Dover. in its
semi-annual session tomorrow and
Wednesday. The first session will be
held tomorrow at 1890 a. m. A SER
mon is announced by the retiring mod
orator. Addresses will be made by w.
H. Roberts, ID. D., Ii. D., and Rev.
John S. Mcintosh, of Philadelphia. The
congregation of the Presbyterian
Church finds its resources somewhat
heavily taxed to provide entertainment
for all the members Of the Presbytery
Quite number of Wilmington Presby-
terians will go down tomorrow.
Evening journal., 1898-04-18
MoNARoH oF EN1LkNp.
Austrian uArchdeaconess Is tho Leett-
innate sovereign.


In France and in Spain the legitlmist
is taken seriously. In England, ac-
cording to the man in the street, and |
according to others in other places, the |
legitimist is simply an idiot who is not |
worth further consideration. Yet
among English legitimists are many
men d whose sanity there can be no
question. whose integrity is beyond dis
pute, and whose loyalty TO Queen Vic
loria is unimpeachable.
In the first place, perhaps, 1t may
be suggested that the use of the word
"Jacobite" In connection with legit
imism In this country is not very yhappy.
Ii is employed because of the historical
associations which appeal so strongly
to the English as a nation. But it does
not necessarily imply, as Is too COM
monty supposed. that the legitimists in
this country aim solely at the restora-
tion of the house OF Stuart. But for
the peculiar local associations of the
term "Jacoblte," the legitimist in Eng
land might with more propriety style
himself Carlist, and thereby identify
himself more closely with his brother
in France or Spain. The point, which
in fairness ought not TO be lost sight of.
Is that the Jaooblte is simply an Eng
lishman who processes tho faith OF
lcgitimism; member, II may be other
wise expressed, OF the English branch
Of catholic or universal party.
Social systems may and do exist
where the monarchical principle is ac-
cepted, but where the sovereign is elect.
ed. Social systems may and do exist
where the principle of primogeniture
is accepted, but where the monarchical
principle is rejected altogether. But
social system where the monarchical
principle and tho principle of primo
geniture are both accepted, but where
the sovereign is yet not the one en-
titled by the laws of primogenitpre TO
occupy the throne, is an anomaly the
justification OF which must be sought
outside logical reason. From this as
pect the legitimist appears more sane
than they who call him mad. The law
of gayellxlnd and the law regulating"
| the succession 20 the throne are the
only two exceptions 10 the rule by
which the eldest son succeeds his father
and, failing issue, the succession Is
vested In the elder female line. Ques-
tions of fact only are involved, and for
tunately these are plain enough. BY
the law of primogeniture the sovereign
OF these realms should be Mary the
Fourth and Third, nee Mary Theresa
Henrietta Dorothea, archduchess of
Austria ia-Este-Modena, and wife of his
royal highness Prince Louis of Ba-
varia. OF her genealogical right 70 the
throne as representative Of the senior
female line of the royal house Of Stuart
the male limo having become extinct on
the death of the Cardinal King Henry
TX, there Is no dispute. The facts ar,
stated every year in "WhitalIer's Al
mnnacl5" for all who run to read. TIL,
Hanoverian dynasty. being deriyee
from a daughter of James l., has nC
right to the throne until the whole Is
sue of Charles I. is exhausted, whicl
Is not yet the case.-Nineteenth Cen
tury.