The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-03-09
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devil way Of spiking his best gun.
Think Of God not as one before
whom we shall stand, but as one be-
fore whom VIC do stand day and night.
Pop, what is the lull before the
Storm The honeymoon. my SOM
y Christian must be gentle to
the rude, kind TO the thankless, pa
ticnt with the ignorant and liberal
with the bigotcd.
a love for good books prevents
the formation of many Of those gross
habits that dcfilc and destroy the
character.
The soldier who is very brave
outside the battlefield makes himself
the laughing stock Of his ac1uain-
tanccs.
Books that you read in your
youth are the ones that will affect
your character for time and eternity.
I'D Grea: souls find Il joy in forgiy-
ing e%tfcnsc little mes get their chief
delight in chcrishing old grudgcs.
a thrill OF terror is OK Experienced when
a brassy cough OF Group sounds through
the house at night. but the terror soon
changes TO relief after One Minute Cough
Cure has been administered. 10 and
No gentleman will either use
filthy language, or, if he can help it,
listen to it when used by another.
= If you want the favor Of God,
do your duty as you see it, and the
rest will take care Of itself.
- There is hope for the boy who,
whatever his failings, still revercs his
mother.
- There is a Sunday conscience as
we'll as a Sunday coat and those who
make religion g secondary concern put
the coat and conscience carefully by
to put on only oncc a week.
- He-Women are seldom capable
of reasoning. She-Don't you be-
lieve it. Hc-Why not? She
Well-bccausc.
Mrs. Figg-Why cant you wash
your face once in a while without my
having to cell you every time? Tom
my-I'm afraid youd think Id been
in swimming.
What pleasure liz there in life with a
headache, constipation and b~iliousnessY
Thousands experience thu IN who could
become perfectly healthy by using De-
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills. Evans Pharmacy.
- A paper church at Bergen, Nor
way, which seats 1000 persons. is
waterproof with a solution of lime,
milk and the white Of eggs.
- A hotcl-kecper in a Brussels ho-
tel was obliged the other day to buy
SO pairs of shoes for his guests. The
porter had decamped with that num-
Der placed in his charge.
We venture that the greater MAORI
ty of those people WHO are nov crying
go loud for war with Spain would
be the last to take up their gun and
60 to the front in defense of their
country.
- Patience-What is the cheapest
looking thing you ever saw about a
bargain counter? Patricia hus-
band waiting FOR his wife.
Ahor year Of untold suffering som
piles, i. w. Pursell, Of Knitnersville.
Dewitrs Witch Hassl Salve. Skin dis
eases such - CESSNA, r21h, pimpleo and
Obstinate sores are readily cured by this
sanoas remedy. Evans Pharmacy.
- Tobacco-chcwing members Of the
Methodist Church in Albertsville,
Ala, have been levied upon by the
stewards for Especial tax of $40
She-In case We were to have q
war with Spain would you 80 to the
front? He-What, and desert you =?
No, would stay here and protect you,
with my life, if necessary.
- The only pcddler that is never
licensed is the peddler of gossip. Sa-
tan never makes the work cf his ser
wants hard to engage in.
Ile-To hear you women talk one
would be led to believe that an inge-
NOUS woman could make a whole suit
OF clothes from a hairpin. She-Not
nowadays. 1t might have been done
before the fall.
= The Supreme Cour, of the Uni
ted States rendered all opinion that a
rate of interest, charged by a national
bank. in excess of the interest rate
prescribed by law of the State in which
the loan is made, is usurious, ard that
the borrower may u and recover
twice the amount of the loan.