The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-05-04
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= Gods bread is ALWAYS sweeter
than the devils plum pudding.
- Nearly $1,000 men desert from
the German army every II months.
Don't be hasty in your speech,
for "a word and a stone once let 20
cannot be recalled
The world is all a fleeing show,
We say, but somehow We want to see
The show d little longer.
= Advice is cheap except with
lawyers and physicians. SO live that
you may avoid them.
Thousands OF sufferers from grippe
have been restored to health by One Min
ute Cough Cure. 1t quickly cures coughs,
oolos, bronchitis, pneumonia, grippe,
asthma. and all throat and lung diseases.
Evans Pharmacy.
What is done cannot be undonc,
especially if it is a hard-boiled egg.
1t is right to be contcntcd with
what we have, but never with what
We are.
- Physician-Rcmembe that YOU
cant eat too much fruit. Patient
Adam did.
4 woman $ heart is a small af-
fair, but it can upset the biggest man
that EVER adorned this world.
Don't scold. 1t spoils faces.
Before you know it your forehead will
resemble a small railway map.
There arc books in abundance on
how to give dinners. How to get
them is another part Of the business.
Never does a man portray his
W character more wildly than in
his manner of portraying anothcr's.
Children like 1t, it saves their lives. We
mean One Minute Cough Cure, the infal-
lible remedy for coughs, colds, Group,
bronchitis, grippe. and all throat and lung
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
The average man will never hest
tate to take ten cents worth Of time
looking for five cents worth of lost
money.
- Put a good man in any commu-
nifty and his life will make his neigh
bors feel that they ought to live bet
ter than they do.
1t is a great leap from the old fashioned
doses of blue-mass and nauseous phyaics
III the pleasant little pills known Az i)s-
Wits Little Early Risers. They cure
constipation, sick headache and bilious
ness. Evans Pharmacy.
- Speaking of lions, that was quite
an idea of the hard-shcll preacher who
was discoursing of Daniel in the den
of lions There he sot all night,
looking at the show for nothing it
didn't cost him a cent"
The Oldest medical recipe is said
by Il French medical journal to be that
Of 4 hair tonic for an Egyptian queen.
1t is dated 4O0.B. c., and directs that
dogs paws and asses hoofs be boiled
with dates in oil.
The farmer, the mechanic and the BIZ
cycle rider are liable to unexpected cuts
auu DrulS6Ss D6WlLtS Witch Hazel
Salve is the best thing to keep on hand.
1t heals quickly. and is a well known
cure for piles. Evans Pharmacy.
Fogg says he begins to think
there is no perfect state in this world.
When he was young he was always in
the way Of the old folks and now
that he is old, he seems to be always
in the wesy Of the yoaEE people.
= He-I had a queer dream about
you last night, Miss Louise. I was
about to give you a kiss, when sud
denly we were separated by a river that
gradually grew as big as the Rhine.
She-And was there no bridge and no
boat :?
T%hirty-fve years make a generation.
That is how long Adolph Fisher, OF
Za%nesville. o., suffered from piles. He
was cured by using three boxes nf De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve. Evans Pha1-
macy.