La Junta tribune., 1898-02-02

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''woT's THE GOOD o. o'cALLiS YOUNG OMAN
AwES-s or A AxGLE. SAMMY"
cumwented. sammy" said Nj. Weller
gravely.
"Thipk poty' said Sam.
"Nothin like it, replied bis father.
"Bnt don't you think Il means
nore." inquired Sam.
"vell, p'raps il 10 . more fenderer
word,' said Mr. Weller after . few
moments reflection. go ON, Sammy"
"'Feel pyseK ashamed and COM
pletely circrm-cribed in a.dresain Of
you. for you are nice gal aud noshin
but it."
"That's . very pretty sentiment
said the elder Mr.. Weller. removing bis
pipe to make way for the remark.
Yes, i think II il rayther good. oh
served Sam, highly flattered.
''wut ! like in TINT ere style Of
writin." saii the elder Mr.. Weller, sis
that there amt no callin names In it,
no Wenuses, nor nothin o. that kind.
Wot's the good O. calIin q young 'ooman
Venus or . angle, Sammy
"Ab! What, indeed?'' replied Sam.
"You might jist as we'll call her .
grimm. ur . unicorn, or . kings arms
At once. which is very well known TO
be collection o. fabulous animals" "
added Mr.. Weller.
"Just IS well." replied Sam.
Drive on. Sammy" said Mr.. Weller.
sam complied with the request and
proceeded ~ follows, his father coptin-
uins to smoke with . MIXED expression
q wtsdnm and compiacency which was
rarticuluTly edifying:
..Afore zee you thought all won.
= was alike. 80
$50 they are" observed tie elder
HI. Weller parenthetically.
''But now,''' continued Sam,
NOW nnd what rea'lar soft head
Cd. inkred'lous turnip must ha' been.
Tor there amt nobody like you. though
like you be- tcr than nothin ut al.
thought IL best to make that raythef
strcpg," said Sam. looking mp.
Mr.. Weller nodded approvingly. and
eam resumed:
$50 take the privilege Of the day.
Mary, my dear-as the geu 'lm'n in
difficulties did ven he walked ont Of .
eanday-to tell you that the first and
only time ] zee you your Likeness was
took on my hart in much quicker time
and brighter colors than ever Likeness
was took by the profeel mncbeen
(Which. p'raps. yuu may have heard on.
Mary, my deafl although it does finish .
portrait and put the frame and slass on
oompleee. with = book at the end 10
hang IL mp BY, and all in two minutes
md quarter
'.I'm afee-d that werges ON the post
ical Sammy" said Mr.. Weller dubi-
oealy.
.No, il don't. " replied Sam, reading
a very quickly 70 avoid contestins the
poipt.
Except Of me. Mary. my dear. -
your valentine. and think over what
l'vs said. Ny dear Mary. will now
cuncintie. That's all. !" said Sam.
'.That's rayther = sudden phil up.
atn's It. sammyr' inquired Mr.. Weller.
''Nos bit on IT, said Sam. "6hs'l
wish there wos moro, and that's she
great art o. setter writin.''
"Well," mid Mr.. Weller, "thsse's
soms4hine in that. and wish your
noeher-in-law nd only conduct hes
souwessatiu on tie same gen-teel psiu.
elple. Amt you a-guin 10 xign itsss
That's ths difficulty. " said Han. ~
Am't know what to sign H."
sseign Il Weller, !" aid shs oldsst ~.
viviug peupriesm u that name.
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