New-York tribune., 1898-12-25
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

! The Tribune does not make a practice OF publish
I ing serial stories. although, through the mad
rortcnce OF tho composr room. IT told only the
first half OF n little story in this column in Tues
| days issue. To set the matter right. the whole
! paragraph is herewith printed. A clergyman is
/ thus quoted in The Interior" OF Chicago; AT
my time OF life | ought not 10 be stunned by any
! thing. but after service good woman OF my flock
/ did manage To take my breath away. / was
! preaching about the Fathers tender wisdom in
caring for all" he said II Illustrate by say
/ ing that the Father knows which OF us grows best
! In sunlight. and which OF us must have shade
You know you plant roses in the sunshine. ! said
ana hellotrope and geraniums; but II you want
your fuchsias to grow they must be kept in shady
nook After the sermon. which hoped would be
Il comforting one. woman came up 10 me. her
face glowing with pleasure that evidently deep
ard true. oh. DIR. -. | am so grateful for that
sermon she said. claspng my hand and shaking
| Il warmly. Ny heart glowed for moment, while
wondered what tender place in her heart and life
J had touched. Only FOR a moment, though. Yes
she went on ferventy, I never knew before what
WAS the matter with my fuchsias.'"
\ sportsman went out fishing a Highland
loch his comDanion being the estate keeper. Sandy
Mckay; The gentleman proved rather unsuccess-
fu with his rod and. after perseverng for
couple of hours he said.
- think We may we'll go home, now. Sandy:
tho trout won't bite to-day.
When they went ashore the sportsman oneed
declined.
''fve got no whiskey,' said the gentleman. What
Is your objection to drop Of sherry
''\Necl." replied Sandy. 'if ye maun ker. it's the
same objection as ye hae tae the troot the day-t
Wilma bitc."-(Dundee Courier.
In these days when holiday hold-ups are so
prevalent the ORGANIZATION OF An AntTouch So
c.cy would hc tmcy
81 want 70 get a typewriter for my husband"
ANY particular make, ma am?
wei. / hear a business friend teIl my husband
that h.s typewriter was 'I..tIle Peach Have
you that make?'-tBrookyn Lie
\ correspondent of The Toronto Globe at
Washington says that at a luncheon given TO the
Canadian Commissioners the present kept
tie menu cards and got the Commissioners to
write their names upon them. that they might have
n souvenir Of tho occasion. One woman with
undseused concern her card filling mp with plain
everyday names. She was aston.shed that Sir
Wilfrid and the other Canadian Knights signed
their names without the prefix Of Sir. but sh,
neared Lord Hsrs,hel she felt that things would
be different. for was he not ? Lord High Chan
c,llor Of England? Her asionishment turned 70
dls;nay when the card again came hack. this time
with the single word Herschel. "IIersche." she
said "Hersche, Why doesn't he sign It Lord
Hcrscher?' In vain 1t explained TO her that
peers signed only their titles, ard that 1t would
bo very bad form TO put Lord before II. She had
been bnncoad. aud knew {. In that souvenir to-
day there Is. doubt footnote for the benefit OF
her friends. explaining that Hcrschel is Lord.
even though he doesn't acknowledge II himself.
Mr. Grcene-Do you believe there ever was
SIrs Gray-Ycs: Know Of one. There's Mrs.
can pay 500 for dress and tel her husband that
it cost only s. and that she s3ye The other ss5 to
thc poor. and he'll believe Il. He Is forever telling
how charitable his wife I. ard how well she can
dress on TO nothing. -(T'oston Transcript
Richard s. Rowland. Of "Thc Providence Jour
nal" who is in Havana. engaged in relief work,
estimates that at least two hurdred thousand Gu
lans are lu need Of immediate aid. I'm the face
q such SUFFERING" he says "i seems rather rdicu-
lous TO hear the talk among tho healthy Cuban
patriots regarding the immediate formation Of an
independent government the Island. The
Southern States Of America have hardly recovered
from the effects OF much less devastating war
wagod thirty-iiye years aCo. The people Of this
island are PROSTATE and ruined. and have lost the
power TO rebuild their homes. Ten years hence
they will no doubt be prosperous than they
ever were. and then they can easily decide whether
to be state IN tho Union or an independent re-
public like Mexico. II vote were taken to-day #
would be given for any form of paternal author
ty abe TO furnish food and clothing
DO You have any tai'h in his ile, t9a! mal21es
can he transmitted by kissing nsked one OF De-
troit's younS society men OF another.
well, sir was mighty sceptical I'LL the other
mn Ufe and I've had the palptaton Of the heart
ever since. Detroit Free Press.
The Rev. T. W. Ferrell, OF Lamonte. Mo. has
issuod call FOR rabbit hunt through Pettis |
rountv the game TO be forwarded to the ST Louis |
Provident Association for distribution among the
citvs poor rs n Christmas offering. Last year's !
hunt resulted n nearly hfteen hundred rabbits |
being sent 10 ST Louis from Pets County and It 10
hoped 10 make the number no, less than two thou ,
sand this year
Fortunate Uncle san,-"Uncle Sam really doesn't |
know his luck said the thoughtful father
In what ways n asked.
why. think how few OF tho recent additions Of |
his family will have stockings to hang un"-lChi- |
cago Post