The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-08-25
DEWEY ON THE RAMPAGE.
Cousin George Kept On Fighting Regard
less of Mack.

tou~ln teorSe hept on flkhtink h"t"
less of Mack.
From the Chicago Journal.
IF they don't catch up with him
pretty soon." said Mr.. Dooley. he'll
fight his way ar-round tn wurruld an
come out through Bar-saloona or
Cades."
What's that?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
NJ Cousin George. no less said
Mr.. Dooley. II suppose We think IN
war is over an peace has rayturned
jus because Tiddy Rosenfelt is back
home again an tn sojers ar-re hungry
in New York stead iv in S~andago.
That's where ye're wrong, Hinnissy.
That's where ye'er wrong, me buckle.
Tn war is not over till Cousin George
stops hghtln'. Tn ~Spanyards have had
enough, but among thrue hghtin men
IL don't make amy difference what tn
feelin's Nv tn la-ad underneath may
be. 'Tis whin tn man on top has had
his fill iv fghtin' that tn ~throuble's
over. an be tn look iv things Cousin
George has jus begun to take tay.
"Whin me frind lack concluded
twas time fr us to stop fightin' an be-
gin skinnin' each other in what Hogan
calls tn marts iv thrade. We thought
hat ended Il. So did Mack. He says,
says he: Let us have peace he says.
An Mark Hanna came out Nv tn cellar.
where he's been since Cousin George
PRESENTED his compliments to tn Philip
pines an wud they prefer to be kilt
or drowned. an proposals was made
to bond tn Cuban pathrites an all tn
deuces in tn deck begun to look like
face cards again whin suddenly
there comes a message firm Cousin
George. In pursooance ~ ordhers that
niver come he says, to-day tn squad
hron undher my command knocked tn,
divVle on iv tn fortified Nv tn
Philippines, bombarded tn city, an
locked up tn insurgent gin'ral. Tn
gov'nor got away be swimmin' aboord
a Dutch ship an tn Dutchman o
him to Ding Dong. I'll attind TO tn
Dutchman some Afternoon whin ]
have nawthin' alse to do. I'm settin'
in tn palace with me feet pm tn plan
ny. Write soon. / won't get IL. SO no
more at prisint firm ye'er oil frind an
ell-wlsher. George Dooley.'
How ar-re they 1oin' TO stop him =?
How ar-re they goin' to stop him
There's Mack on tn shore bawlin' or
dhers. Come back he says. Come
back. l command ye,' he says
George. come back he says 'Th' wal
is over he says. We're at peace with
tn w%urruld,' he says. George ht
says, George, be a good fellow, ht
says. Lave up on thin, he says. 'Hiv'
ins an earth. he's batin' that poo
Spanyard with a PAWN block. George
ptOIEe, yt DIedh III HSdi-lN nc Bays
But George Dooley, he gives tn
wink to his frinds, an says he, What
that man yellin' on tn shore about?
he says. Louder he says. L a n
hear ye.' he says. Sing it, he says
Write II to me on a postal car-rd a
Mahdrid,' he says. Don stop IN
now he says. This Is me busy day,
he says, an away he goes with a piec,
iv lead pipe In wan hand an a couplin
pin In tn other.
"What'l we do with him? We can
catch up with him. He's goin' too fast
Mack's a week behind him iv'ry time h
stops anywhere. He has sthrung
throlley acrOst the islands, an
he's climbin' mountains with hi
fleet. Tn Only thing I see
Hinnissy. that Mack a do Is to &
east an meet him comm r-round. ]
he hurries he'll sthrike him somewher
in Rooshia or Boohlgahria. an say {
him: George, tn wars over. Won
We come home with me?' I think he
listen to reason"
II think a man ought TO stop hghtir
whin tn war is ended" said Mr.. Her
messy.
Il dinnaw about that" aid M
Dooley. He started without askiI
u rave an | don't see What we've &c
to do with tn way he finishes. 'Tis
tur-rble thing to be a man iv high spel
rits. an not 10 know whin tn other fe
lows licked"