The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1898-09-01

Clarity: OF hear you've taken boorder.
Harrits We had to. bekob. There was
nothin in the house to ate
Now good digestion waits on appetite and
health on both"
If it doesn't try Burdock Blood Bitters.
First spaniard: Yes, walked up to the
Cuban and cut II his legs.
| Secor d 81 q lard: My not his headP
"because That WAS ali eady off,
Diphtheria, sore throat Group Instant relief,
permanent cure. DR.. Thomas Eclectrc Oil. At
any drug store.
Jack, you seemed worn out with Commo-
dore MizZentop's "reminiscences
well you see, he's been in two wars"
Terrible plaques, those itching, Fostering dis
eases of the skin. Put an end to misery. Doan 8
Ointment cures. AT any drug store.
That fortune teller said if paid her IS she
would reve al to me why don't get rich.'
Did you give il to herr"
Eyes, and she told me l had a great weak
ness in fooling away none.
No need TO fear sudden attacks of cholera IN
fantum. dysentery, diarIhea, summer complaint
of any sort if you have DIR fowers Extract of
Wild Strawberry in he medicine chest.
When man is angry he tells what he thinks
of s yGS" md when woman !. a, grv she tell.
you what she thinks OF you and what every
booy else thinks OF you"
To give you an opportunity of testing the
great merit of Elys ream Balm, the most Telia-
BILE cure for catarrh and cold i'll the head, gen.
erous ~ cent trial size can be had OF your drug
gist we mail 1t for 10 cents. Full size 50 cents.
ELY BROS, Sc Warren ST.. n. Y. City.
II Is the medicine above all Others for cataIrh
and Is worth its weight in gold. can use Ely 5
Cream Balm with safety and it does all that is
claimed for IT'D. W. sperry, Hartford, Conn.
Why don't you wear button reae ing,
Rem m Der the Maine7'"
81 don't need to. Wlte gave a DlOW1DR
up that same day."
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Ki6 ne! and Bladder disease re-
lieved in SIX hours BY NEW GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" II is great sur
prise on account OF its exceeding promptness
in relieving pain III bladder, Kidneys and back,
in male or female. Relieves retention of waite
almost immed lately. II yon want quick relief
and cure thl> is the remedy. ly5l
sold by Horatio w. Cushirg, Druggist.
l07 Wat. 81. skowhegan, Me.
Ada: "Why does Alice speak # Tom as her
intended. Are they engag. az" Beatrice:
NO, bu' she intends they shall bel"
For Over Fifty Years
MRS. WILSON'S SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions OF moth
! ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success 1t sot thes the child. seftens
the gums. allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will re-
lieye, the poor little sufferer Immediately.
Twenty FIVE cents a bottle. Be sure and a. X
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup" and
take NO other kind. 1y3s
Il should like most" said the dreamy
boarder to be a great painter" THE soul ptor
cuts pretty figure sometimes" said Pep
pers.
Distressing Stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the mastery powers of
Sonth American Nervine Tonic. Invalids need
| flor lAo hi ~,
can cure them all. 1t is a cure for the whole
world of stomach weakness and inc igestion
The cure begins with the first dose. The relief
it brings is marvellous aud surprising. 1t
makes no failure; never disappoints. No
matter now long you have suffered your cure
is certain under the use Of this great health
giving force, Peasan' and alv avs safe. ly5l
Sold by Horatio W. Cushing, Druggist,
l07 Water ST. Skowhegan. Me
Lulu: "Dobson has been ne9lectinP his
business and losing money ever since he
bought that V la" Penndelf Yes; he calls
1t his su burban handicap"