Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-03-10
South Side.


South Side.
Moving seems to be the order of
the day.
Snow, beautiful snow. Poems in
order. Mud, lots of it. No cursing
allowed.
Fletcher Crouch, of near Owings-
vile, was in this vicinity last week
on business.
James Kendall, who has been Wis
iting at Lexington, Sideview and
North Middletown, returned home
Friday.
Samuel f. Kendall, our crack
marksman, killed another large
wildcat last week. This makes
seven for Sam.
Elder Stamper preached a very
able and interesting sermon to a
good sized congregation at Pleasant
Valley Sunday.
From the way some of our COS
sipers talk war with Spain is a sure
thing. Some Of our boys are
greasing up their old zulus.
Every time DIR. Remy leaves a
baby at a house it's a girl. Wonder
if he isn't saving the boys to go to
Spain or vote for Hanna in 1900?
The many friends of Taylor Pow
er will be panied to hear of the
death of his estimable wife, who
died on the 4th inst. Of consump-
ton.
Grant North and Clark Robin
son, two of our handsomest young
gents, attended a grand hop at Will
liam Taurs near Springfield, Friday
night.
Prof. f. C. Kimbrell will address
the people in behalf of the Grand
Army at the Courthouse in Ow-
ingsville, County Court day, at
one O'Clock.
When some men get to Heaven
they will expect to see everybody
fall down fiat on his face while
they walk up front to let the Lord
congratulate them.
Never inquire of the South Side
or East Fork correspondents for
the news, for it is our business to
tell you all We know-and much
more-at the appointed time with
out asking.
Elisha Bird and Lizzie Ballard
were united in the holy bonds of
matrimony On the 9th of February
by Elder A. Kendall. We congrat-
ulate them and wish them every
Joy one could have in married life.
One of our neighbours little boys
who scared his sisters new beau
away by telling him that sister al
ways takes a fat-iron to bed with
her in the winter time caught a
good spanking and was put on a
stool of repentance for thirty days.
Another wedding to take place
soon, but just who We are not au-
'thorized to mention. Madam Ru-
NOR has been very lucky in her
guesses for some time, and We sup
pose the prediction will material
ize in
1.-TWO souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as One,"
or something like that, let the good
work go on.
Married, February 2ith, James
Armitage to Miss Dollie Station,
Elder A. Kendall officiating. The
groom is the handsome and popular
son of ii. b. Armitage, a gentleman
of splendid business ability, a man
of unimpeachable integrity and
good character. The bride is the
beautiful and accomplished daugh-
ter of T. ID. Station and that she
will make the man of her choice a
most admirable and excellent wife
no one who knows her can doubt.
We wish Mr.. and Mrs. Armitage a
smooth voyage down the stream Of
life thus joined in holy wedlock
and may their canoe be steered
clear of all hidden breakers and
may happiness, health and prosper
ity be theirs.
There is q young lady in our
town, but we're not going to say
who it is, that has some peculiari-
ties that are surely worth mention
ing. She has habit OF walking
on her feet, never taking n step
without moving. When quite
young she contracted the habit of
eating, which grew upon her until
now everything she eats goes to
her stomach and every time she
uEiuhS sic sWdilOWS. II Is disO ilO-
ticed that the longer she lives the
older she grows and that her form
is much larger than when child.
Ever since her childhood she has
shown a disposition to talk when
she speaks, until it is impossible
for her to speak without saying
something. She wears "a No. 4 shoe
and when she puts it on she gets
her foot in it.
A man who is too stingy to pat
ronize his county paper and will
then run all over the neighborhood
to borrow a copy to read the home
news, or will take a paper for a
year and then refuse to pay for it,
would be mean enough to put mo-
Iasses in his hat while taking up a
in church so that
some of the pennies would stick to
MS hat. He would be mean enough |
10 pasture his goat on his grand
mothers grave and damn the old
woman because she wasn't fatter so