Fort Wrangel news., 1898-09-14
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 losh-It'S I wonder none ef them ftl lers egcr found the north pele. Hiram -Alehhe If amt there.
 lImx-Fm not going te cal ca sln- ele girl during Lent Josx =taslns In for the marrtel onos. ehf-FhiladrIphia l,erunl
 "Poor Timmle' Foive years ln Sing Sing. I do fe-el sorry for him sBetlad. an yurc shympathy's truwcd away. He's surrounded by frlnds '-llarlem Life
 HastuS Jr.-Poppie, is we ewine toe hab turkey fu' nah hlrfdayf RastuS Sr.-'Pends on de moon, chile, de night hefo'. 'Pends on de menu.-Iater Ocean.
 Little Slster-What's the dlTrence tween lectrlelty and nghtnins Lit tle Brother-You don't have to pay nuthin' fur lishtnin'-Detroit Free Press.
 sponser-Say, old man. can you 0hlige me with a eigarG Fred who knows hlml-Surry, but I've the only one Pm smoking and another which I shall smoke shortly.
 Mistress OSeverelyl-If such a thing occurs again. Norah, shall have To get another servant Norah-Ol wish yez wud there's aiSly enough wurruk for two ay us.-Iuck.
 paughter-But m, MT. Swectser has accumulated a competence, Pa-Com- petence be blamed Money Is the thing. You want q husband who can support you.-TranScript.
 Johnson wants to borrow some money of me. Do you know anything about himY' l know him as well as do you. l wouldn't let him have a centr-Indianapolis Journal
 Perkins-IIas Slopay ever paid you that ten dollars he borrowed last year? DobSon-No. l guess he has forgotten all about 1t; he Is just as social and friendly as he ever was.-Puck.
 Attorney ,sternlyl-The witness will please state If the prisoner was in the habit of whistlins when alone. Wit neSs-I don't know. l was never with the prisoner when he was alone
 De Short-You notice. perhaps that I have sold my gold watch. and now car- ry q silver one. HaINluppe-Yes. old man; t's only another proof of the old saw: "CircumstanaS alter caSes,' you knuw.-Life.
 Brady-Did ye hear av the foight be tuxt IIinnissey and O'GawllganE Grady -Ol did not. Was it to finish: Brady That was HinniSsey's intuition. but Hlnnisscy was knocked out before he got that far.-Boston Transcript.
 -Yes, sir: Bleecker would make mon- ey out of anything" 'Is he SD lucky:' T should say so. Why, he married pennileSs girl two years ago, and he got her position that brings him In twelve hundred dollars q year. Life.
 Your son." said the professor. has been laboriug under a misapprehen- sion" "pel-tesS" exclaimed Farmer Corntossel. with joy In his voice. 'ye don't mean itr' Mean whatY' That Josiar has been workin'. ."-Washington Star
 Paterfamilfas - Look here, Dick, you've been q bit wild yourself in your day and I'd like some advice. What am 1 10 do with Harry? The young rascal exceeds his allowance every month. Cousin Dick-IncreaSe it.-Chi- cago Journal
 She-IIow is it you were not at West ends reception? He-I stayed away on account of Il personal matter. She May ask what 1t was? He-Will you promise to keep 1t secret? She-Ies. He-Well they failed to send me an in- .itation.-Colliers Weekly.
 Mrs. Betterhawse-I am told that you allow your husband to carry latch key. Mrs. Graymair-Yes, but it does not fit the door. I just let him carry to his friends and make them think he Is dependent.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
 Mosher-What are you doing with all those bits of card in your pocket? Wis welEThey are seat checks at different theaters. It says on each, Retain this check" It's an awful bore, to be ob- liged to carry so much pasteboard around But, then. what's fellow to do?
 Lady Gin employment oftice) - AS there is only my husband and myself in