Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1898-05-11

Harry, 10 you loNe .our httic '""'
brother?" What's the use! He
wouldn't know 1t II l did"-Tit-Bits.
An Exceptional Case.-"He's very
tipid. is he not:' Every. Why, he's
SO timld that he's scared by war
ares,'-Puck.
After the --He-Then | go
and forever She-Nery well. But
don't call tomorrow evening; for l
sha'n't be in.-Life.
at doesn't do any good to scold the
jantor about our cold rooms Yes, II
does. | get all warmed up when 'aik
TO him" Chicago News.
She-I like your impudenee. l
haven't reached the bargain counter
vet. He-You would be Il bargain on
any counter-Harper's Bazaar.
Il have just taken my newly grad
uated grandson into business with me-
How are you getting on with him!
well, seem to please him. Life.
Johnny-Is lingo man who would
like to make war on all foreigners!
Papa-Yes, my son; and he would pre-
fer to talk the enemy to death.-Puck.
He-Do you know when you get
bad coin? She-Certainly do. How
do you knowY "Why, the man Of
fer II to refuses to take it.'-ionkers
Statesman.
A Pointed Inquiry.-Stern Father
watch
parted company already? Henry TIA
conically)-B Broke. Father-Which!-
jewelers. Weekly.
Useless Automatically physl-
clan has ordered me never to take ac-
tive exercise after a hearty meal. Wag-
gles-Well what of 1t! W1ggles-l
board.-Someryille Journal.
The Rev. Longnecker-I wish could
think of some way to make the con-
gregation keep their eyes on ME during
the sermon. Little Tommy-Pa, you
want to put the clock right behind the
pit.-Boston Traveller.
Ethel-Why didn't you attend l'rof'
Dumps lecture on the Cycles OF
Timer 1t was very Interesting.
Maude-The subject of the lecture was
embarrassing to me. You know, DEAR
| bought my wheel on the installm"nt
plan.-Pittsburg Press.
81 shall not call upon you next week
nor the week after" said the young
man. IN fact, l shall not call upon
you until after Easter why not,
she asked, anXiously. Because am
giving up what | love best-for Lent,
said he.-Harpers Bazaar.
She-Don't you think Mrs. Wapstey
Is beautiful woman? He-She Is a
beautiful woman-the most beau!tthl
woman, think. that | have ever seen.
She latter he has gone)-l wonder II he
has always been such fool, or wheth-
er it has just begun to grow on him
lately.-Cleveland Leader.
Chollle-Maud has to wear glasses;
the oculist says she has been using her
eyes too much. CHARLIE should say
So You ought to have seen her at The
dance the other night; she was just
surrounded by men all the time.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
She-Ah, count. you don't know how
nv love for you distresses my parents.
l heard my father say this morning
that he would give $4,000 II | could
never see you again. The Counties
your fazaire in hees Offices now, YOU
sink ?-Chicago News.
n hnt fol
tried to stuff me up with some Of MS
travellers tales the other day. Talked
about his trip to Italy, and the waving
fields of macaroni, but he didn't catch
me, you know. They don't wave
Punch.
Parson-Ah, my friend, rum brought
YOU here, of course. |, too. used to
drink. but for ten years not n drop of
liquor has passed my lips Convict
-'Seuse me, pard, but | don't want to
hear no hard-luck story now. I've got
troubles of me own.-Llfe.
Anxious Mother-I think you should
Interfere, Edward. There is young
Stumps sitting for the last half-hour
with Mabel, holding her hand. You
know that he's not in position to mar
nv. Father (complacently)- but
let him hold her hand, Martha; it will
keep her from the piano.-Exchanga.
Restful Rogers ringing suburban
ties door-bell at l a. m.)-'Scuse me,
pard-but me and Weary Willy and
Dusty Rhodes and Frosty Fagin IS
a-tryin' ter sleep out in your barn.
and wouldn't yer be kind enough ter
chloroform dat kid, or put him under
tub. or do suthin' to i'm ter make i'm
stop yellin' SO Internal loud Puck.
Mrs Smilax-Henry. really believe
Freddy is going to be doctor when he
grows up. | heard him tell Mary that
she must be careful of her health and
that pie was considered hurtfu. Mr..
Smilax-It looks to me as though he Is
more likely to become a lawyer. l no
ticed that he had two pieces of pie at
supper last evenlng.-Boston Tran
script.