The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1898-04-06
TOO MUCH BEST Man.
a BACHELOR WHO OBLIGATED AT
FORTY WEDDINGS.

why Lieutenant Prince Has Such Fine
Collection Of searfpins-Each One Of
Them Il the Key TO Romanee-A
warning tn All Young Men
Lieutenant Oscar Prince is apidly
reaching the age when his friends will
stop asking him the question, why
don ( you get married:" and substitute
for it. How did It happen, old man,
that Won never married?" Lieutenant
Prince is as acceptable as the average
man, and be has no antimatrimonial
views. He is. however, a victim Of wed
dings. and therein lies the explanation
Of his failure 20 marry. One Of the I'm
est collections Of scarfpins IN this city
may be found in his bachelor apart
ments, but no wife.
MY collection of scarfpins was be-
gun about ten years ago. % he said. land
each one represents scar more or less
serious They have simply made pin
cushion of my heart. My case, / am
sure. is an unusual one, and am will
ing to discuss it, that il may serve as
warning to young men. Let me start
with the assertion that believe in the
noble institution Of marriage. and it
was probably my advocacy Of it while
i was at West Point that suggested to
a ciassmate-Brown-to write me TO
act as his best man when be got mar
ried. Let me see. The date ON that
pearl pin is 1887, isn't it? Yes, that
was Browns little token. Brown had
fine wedding. and as / had been sta
toned west at a God forsaken post since
leaving the Point it was my first op-
portunity to get at short range with
eastern girls. There are NO girls like
them, my boy, and dom make any mis-
take about that.
Brown was married in Newport,
and we did have q good time. Let me
look at that pin again. Yes, Ethel was
her name. You see have it tagged on
the pin. Ethel was a mighty fiBe girl
tall. good swing and high stopper
We hit it of together in fine shape
Who was Ethel? Why, in this case, she
was the maid Of honor. We had de-
lightful week at Newport. and when
went bac,i TO my post had Ethel S per-
mission TO write to her. / heard the
other day that her oldest hopeful was
the star boy in kindergarten.
Lieutenant Prince pulled his pipe
hard for two minutes
Ethel was, all things considered,
about as nice as any Of them. We might
have been very happy together, but fer
Jones wedding. l think it was Jones.
Just hand me that little clover leaf pin,
will you? Yes it was Jones Here is
the date, 1888, and tagged to the pin is
Maud's name You don't understand.
No, Of course not You haven't acted
as best man or usher in 20 weddings !
thought lot about Ethel while on the
railroad train that took me to Boston,
where Jones married, and there | met
Maud. There is something very demoral-
iziDg abont the associations. of a we'd
ding party if chap is at all suscepti-
BILE. The girls all rejoice with the bride,
and they are all in their best frocks.
Somehow you begin to speculate about
yourself, you know, and wonder how
you would appear as the bridegroom
with one of the bridesmaids as bride.
Maud was different from Ethel, more
vivacious, and then she was short and
Ethel was tall. On the night Of the
wedding asked Maud if l might write
10 her Dear Maud / wonder what has
become Of her. sent back all of her
letters and her photograph just a short
time after Adams got married. That is
the pin in the cushiOn-the one with
the small diamond in the center. Adams
was married three months after Jones,
and was am usher. Those three months
were happy ones, and shall always re-
member Maud. ! had been sent east just
before Adams was married, and he
wanted me to be usher because, as he
put it. had been in the game before
Mary was her name at Adams wedding.
That doesn't describe her at all. No
name could. She was just as attractive
as Ethel and Maud, but different We
discussed very serious matters, did
Mary and l, and / knew that she was
girl who would make sensible, think
ing man happy for life
1T was a discussion OF telepathy that
made me forget Maud, that is discus
sion and subsequent attempt to expert
ment Mary didn't ask for her letters
back after Rogers wedding. l told Sal
ly-she was one of the bridesmaids, and
very jolly southern girl-all about
Mary, and she said she didn't mind. /
came very near proposing TO Sally, but
by this time had become professional
as an usher and best man and since Sal
ly there have bean by actual count 33
other girls, any one of whom might
have made me happy. felt after meet
ing each one Of them that if could
only keep away from weddings my hap
piness might be assured. / could marry
the last girl-tbat is. OF course, if she
would have me, and they were all very
mpathetic-and feel that was lucky.
/ couldn't dodge the weddings, though.
'tAll my friends are married now,
and have assisted in each case. 1t got
SO that while l was at work / would
unconsciously begin to whistle we'd
ding march. Walking il time to il made !
me slow on parade. couldn't keep up
Nth my company. / have. am glad TO |
say, done my duty by my friends, but it |
has ruined me sentimentally. When !
look at that collection Of scarfpins, each |
one labeled with the name Of girl who |
was the only one in the world for me, ] |
haven Z the nerve TO propose ! am a
victim Of circumstances Now all of my |
friends are married and am not likely |
TO march again TO that familiar old |
music. ! have the finest collection Of |
scarfpiDs in this city, but | am still a
bachelor. Let my examples be q warn
ing 70 all young men. New York Sun.
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