The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-02-09
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Necessity knows no law, and is
usually too poor to hire lawyer.
- What flowers can be found be-
tween the nose and chin Tulips
Uwo lips.)
NJ If thirty-two degrees is freezing
point, what is squeezing point ? Two
in the shade.
No man can be proyidcnt of his
time who is not prudent in the choice
OF his company.
- 1t may be pleasant to be man
first love, but wise woman will pre-
Ger to be his last.
How is the best way to make a
Goa. last TO NIKE the trowscrs and
vest nrot.
Children and adults tortured by burns
scalds, iniurise, eczema or skin diseases
may secure instant relief by using De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve 1t Is the great
Pale remedy. Evans Pharmacy.
- Make your good resolutions once
Il day, instead Of once Il year, and you
won break SO many at time
1t is useless to worry, but it is
useless to tell Il man that it is useless
to worry.
1t is said that eating onions will
prevent mustachc from coming on a
woman lip.
A Kentucky man has married the
grand daughter Of the girl who re-
fused him.
- A woman has made the journey
from South Africa to South Dakota
to sue for divorce
Don't annoy others by your cough
cold. One Minute Cough Cure cures
coughs, colds. Group, grippe and all
throHt and lung troubles. Evans Phar-
macy
The Minnesota agricultural
School teaches girls how to sow wheat,
but how many of them know how to
sew cotton patch
The women are wearing their
harncts again just to sec how much
the men will stand before they begin
on the hustle.
- Why is young lady like an
arrow ? Because she cant go off
without bow (bcau) and is in
quiver till she gets one.
Whooping cough is the most distress
Ing nalady: but its duration can ne cut
Cure, which is also the hest known reme-
dy for Group and 81! lung and bronchial
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
- st. Louis has one church to 9 800
Of population, New York one to 2,458,.
Chicago one to 2,O8l, Boston one to
900, and Minneapolis enc &c 1,054.
- Under no circumstances leave
horse united. It may be entirely safe
SO times then the hundredth time
you'll wish you hadn't, and wish very
hard.
"No, l never take the newspa-
pers home I've family Of grown-up
daughters. you know" "Papers too
full of crime, eh p "No, too full of
bargain sales"
What pleasure is there in life with a
headache, constipation and biliousness?
become perfectly healthy by using De-
Wits Little Early Rlsers, the famous
little pills. Evans Pharmacy.
- Builders say that the walls built
during rainy season are the strong
est, and that, when mortar dries quick
ly, it becomes crumbly, and possesses
little binding power.
- Mr.. IIowland-I tell you, Maria,
you're worrying over nothing. / can
stop smoking any time l want to.
Mrs Howland-Wcll. then, stop now.
Mr.. Howland-I don't want to now
thrill of terror is experienced when
brassy cough of Group sounds through
the house ut night. But the terror soOn
Cure has heen administered. Safe and
harmless for children. Evans Pharmacy.
Marriage, said the Sentimcn-
tai Girl. ''is lottery" "But the
trouble is,'' said the Pessimistic
Bachelor, "that the man takes most
of the chances.
= First Mothcr-''Don't you fiud
it great relief to have the children
ii schooi again ?' Second Mother
well, it would be if they didn' t
learn SO many new questions to ask"
There are thee little things which do
nore work than any other three little
things created-they are the ant, the bee
and DeWitt's Little Early Isisers, the last
being the famous little pills for stomash
and liver troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
81 sent a dollar last week in an
swer to that advertisement offering a
method Of saving half my gas bills. I"
"And you got "A printed slip
directing me to paste them in scrap
book