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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

She--Miss Poplin has been out of the
world, hasn't she?
He--Yes. / was with her for half ar
hour this morning, and told her all
knew.
what did you do the rest of thu
time 2~--Detroit Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Hortense-For my part, | will never
become the wife of a man who is
younger than am.
Agnes-Is there any particular old
bachelor that you have in mind Chi
cago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14
A Mystery Explained,

Mrs. Dunleigh-It is very singular
that your mother always happens to
call on me when am out.
Little Flossie D;mpleton-Oh, we can
see from our front window whenever
you go away.-Tit-Bits.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14
He Loved and Won.

Tom-That friend you introduced at
the club last night seems to be a mel
ancholy sort of fellow. What's the mat
ter with him?
Jack-Disappointed in love, believe.
Tom-Too bad; got the mitten,
'uppose?
Jack-Oh, no; he got the girl.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14
ump-Prove it. sir; prove il.


A clatter on the attic stair
trampling overhead,
Small feet that scamper here and there
With swift and noisy tread;
/ hear a scrambling by and by,
The sound of merry squeals,
And now that from the attic high
They're taking down the Wheels.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

The floor of the rotunda at the Lon
don coal exchange, where the mer-
chants gather, is unique. 1t is com
posed of inlaid woods, arranged in the
form of mariners compass, with a
border of Greek fret. Upward of 1000
pieces of wood are emplosed.-N. Y.
Gun
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Benedick-My wife is the sun of my
life.
Bachelor-Makes it hot for you, Ell?
-Ainslee's Magazine.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14
Answered..

Jones-I started to ask Newlywed
whether two could live on what one
could, but
Brown-But what?
Jones-He struck me for ten before
| could fnish--Puck
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14
The Only One.

Miss Beacon-Wasn't it Admiral Por-
ter who said: Take no quarter from
the enemy?"
Mr.. Lake-Naw, it couldn't have been
Or, if it was, he's the only porter that
ever said such thing.-N. Y. Truth.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Whenever we modern pugilist
Starts on sluggish mission
1t matters not about his fist
II his winds in good condition.
Chicago Daily News
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Here's an account of man who lives
on 5000 year"
That's nothing. know a man who
lives on his face. Chicago Post.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14
Artifce,

Bold Jack begged a kiss
From Celia, artless miss,
Who softly answered this:
Father is sitting in the hall"
And Jack. thus denied,
Sat motionless beside
The maid who said and signed,
But he can't hear anything at all"
Walter Champ, in Judge.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Browne-Allow me to have the pleas
ure of returning that five dollars that l
borrowed the other day.
Smythe-Thanks; the pleasure is
mine.-Harlem Life.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

at takes two to make quarrel"
81 don't know about that. A man and
bis wife often quarrel and they are
one. IN. Y. World.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Hewitt-Does it cost a married man
more to live than it does a single one ?
Jewett-No, it doesn't cost him any
more, but it costs about ten times as
much for his wife to live.-Town Top
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder for the feet.
It cures painful, swollen, nervous, smarting
feet and instantly takes the sting out OF
corns and bunions. It's the greatest comfort
discovery of the age Allen S Foot Ease makes
tight or new shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain
cure for sweating, callous and hot. tired ach-
ing feet. Try it today Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, 25c. Trial package FREE.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

The poor old Billygoat has met his death
The Daily Yellow Howler" stopped his
breath.
1t choked him when he ate it, in minute:
He couldn't swallow half the statements
in it.
Il. A. w. Bulletin.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14
The Mystery Explained.

Husband-But Nellie, how is it they
afford to sell you everything at less than
cost?
Wife-Why, Dick, of course they can
afford it when they sell such quanti-
ties.-Judge.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Here they advertise a book called
The Rights of Women That's a sub
ject about which there never was any
dispute between me and my husband. -
Fliegende Blaetter.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

The Grip of Pneumonia may be warded of
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

He-She took an unfair advantage OF
him.
She-How's that?
He-She married him!-Up to Date.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14
She Threw Things.

Grump-A woman orator? Bah,
There never was woman yet who could
hit the mark.
Henpeckt-Beg pardon, but you're
wrong.
Grump-Prove it, sir; prove it.
Henpeckt-Easily, if you will come
home with me to dinner.-Ainsleee'
Magazine.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an A No.
! Asthma medicine.-W. R. Williams, An.
tioch, H., April IL, 1894
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

when l was in business in Chicago"
he said, Il rode home in a carriage every
night"
They have splendid patrol wagons
there, haven't they?" inquired the 9TH
er-N. y. journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14
Ills Family Pills are the best


Browns he absent minded?
known him to lend his wheel!-Puck.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Some peoples sole aim seems to be to
have things to lock Washington Dem.
ocrat
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Man was made to mourn, but he always
thinks he can get out of it by marrying
again.-Chicago Record.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Put pain to sleep? St. Jacobs Oil does
This with Sciatica Torment cured.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Why shouldn't beer drinkers be arrested
for blowing the tops off schooners Chicago
Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

The Source of Disturbance.
IT'S not the man who really tolls
That makes the greatest row;
'Tis he with nothing else to do,
Who stands around the whole day thro'
To tell the others how.
Washington Star
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

IT'S wrong to Judge men by the clothes
They wear from day to day;
Go see the tailor man; he knows
The prices that they pay.
Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Sudden weather changes bring rheuma-
tism. st. Jacobs Oil makes prompt cure.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14

Blacker the spot surer the cure Use St.
Jacobs Oil for bruises.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-04-14
Spring Medicine
A Good Blood Purifier Neces.
sity Now
Hoods SarsapariIIa UnequaIIed for
Making Rich, Red Blood,

The necessity for taking good Spring
Medicine to purify the blood and build up
the system is based upon natural and IN
avoidable causes In cold weather there
has been less perspiration and impurities
have not passed out of the system as they
should Food has consisted largely of
rich, fatty substances, and there has been
less opportunity for outdoor exercise.
The result is, the blood is loaded with i'm.
purities and these must be promptly ex-
PEELED or health will be endangered.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is the best Spring
Medicine because it is the best blood
purifier and tonic. 1t thoroughly purities
the blood and gives vigor and vitality.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19

, the nervous diseases that are likely is
follow such daily poisoning of the
system.
PAINS celery compound by its pro
nOunced nourishing power nlble
the nerves to get back their control
over the circulation so that the blood
supply beco mes greatest where IL is
most needed, as in the stomach after
eating, aud least where its presence
can only do harm, as in the brain
when sleep is needful.
The nerves, when they are strong
and properly nourished, limit the flJ y
Of blood to the head aud draw off the
excess from the brain, thus ensuring
refreshing sleep. Persons who wake
up tired, drowsy and ambitionless, or
can not sleep a whole night through
are suffering from disordered nerves.
Palne'S celery compound claims and
feeds the nerves even to their tiniest
branchingS. and they in their turn
are enabled TO equalize the blood
supply over the body, thus spearing
the heart, preventing congestiOns and
rushes of blood to the head dizziness,
paralysis, pain over the heart, and
those headaches that seem to come
and go without any good reason, and
are so ineXplicable to hosts of men and
women.
1t thus Indirectly, but none the less
surely, relieves the dangerous pres
sure on the kidneys and heart, which
eventually leads to their rapid de-
terioration and breakdown.
The great invigorator is long step
forward in the definite cure of nervous
diseases and disorders that are in
duced by an insufficiently nourished
system. 1t is possible to name, with
out hesitation, several diseases that
have beed repeatedly traced to such
impoverishment of the blood-ner-
yous dyspepsia, rundown" phys
ical condition, loss of appetite,
heart trouble, tired
feelings and a respondent outlook
upon life. To rid the body |
Of such evidences of trouble |
within, it is necessary to stop the |
friction among the nervous tissues |
that is pulling down its healthy tone. |
The remedy is Paine's celery COM
pound.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19

never know all about. Besides the
monster petitions, public meetings
aud energetic newspaper articles that
were made part Of the crusade a few
weeks ago, there has continued all
along a perpetual stream Of quiet
work. Letters galore have been
written, kilograms have been sent,
and political powers have been in
voked. No stone has been left un-
turned that could be shied with any
nope OF effect at the war Office. Many
citizens have been untiring in the
efforts but none perhaps haye been as
jealous and as uncompromising as NJ.
NJ. Davis Of this city, who with all
who signed the petitions, all who in
any way endeavored to make popular
sentiment are to be thanked for the
results
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19

problem She enlisted capital and had
erected the model training school Tor
girls who wish 10 become kindergart-
ners, known as Gertrude House on
Forty-seventh street. Here young
women find all the delights Of a per
fectly appointed school and home con-
Quoted on the cooperative plan at a
maximum of comfort and a minimum
of.expense. Surrounded by the best OF
literature, art and music, Miss Hofer
spends her Saturday evenings ana
Sundays with her training classes and
faculty. Her business Offices are in
the top story OF the Woman's Temple.
She manages her OVID printing estaO-
lishment aud publishing business, be
sides lecturing before educational
gatherings iC all parts Of this country
and Canada, and maintaining a per-
sonal correspondence with literary
men and women and leaders of edu-
cational thought 10 all parts OF the
world. Miss Hofer writes and speaks
flue ntly in German and English. Her
educational philosophy is projected
along the lines of the highest ideals
Her perfect familiarity with the
works OF Froebel, Richter, Pestalozzi,
Herder, Hobart and Rousseau in the
original, and her iu6Orn American
common sense that enables her to
give the often impractical theories Of
the reformers practical application,
make Miss Hofers editorial work and
her platform addresses invaluable in
this age Of educational ferment and
reform. Reversing the precept Of
Emerson, she bitches her star to the
wagon and makes it draw the vehicle
OF progress out Of the ruts and mire of
conflicting systems. Miss Hofer is
an inspiration TO her most Indifferent
auditors, and sets those seeking the
educational kingdom aflame with
new zeal and desire to serve humanity
at the threshold of childhood.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19

Twenty-Five years is long
time, especially for a woman tC
work in the CALLING harness of a me
trOpolltian newspaper.
Such is the record of Mrs. Crom-
we'll, vice president Of the Woman'S
National press association, in the
service of the Chicago Herald. AS
Washington correspondent she tele
graphed to her paper the daily re-
ports Of the proceedings of the ia
nous electoral commission Of 1877.
A quarter Of a century of racing
work like this has enabled Mrs. Crom-
well to know what "nerYes" mean.
Her faith in Paine's celery compound
to restore the nervous system when
it is run down and depressed by
work, worry rush or sickness, cannot
be lightly set aside:-
Washington, D. c., Feb. 10, 1896.
Wells, Richardson Co.:
Gentlemen:-A young lady residing
in my family, who had tried various
remedies for nervous debility and de-
pleted condition of the system, found
great and permanent relief from the
use of Palne's celery compound. !
can therefore recommend this excel
lent remedy to those in need of treat
ment of the same kind.
ETTEN n CpONUET
Women have their health much
more largaly in their on hands than
they are accustomed to believe.
The impure blood that undermines
the stomach and the nervous system
can be unquestionably enriched; the
number of the red cOrpusles in
creased, and the circulation cleansed
of humors by Paine's celery com.
pound. Sleeplessness that causes
much Of the nervous prostration
among women is entirely within the
control Of every person who will take
pains to correct the bad habit the
brain has fallen into. Prof. Edward
+. Phelps, NJ. d. LII. D., of the
Dartmouth medical school, in an
nouncing his wonderful discovery
Of Paine'e celery compound at a meet.
np of the Dartmouth mediaal
iculty showed how closely he
lad studied, in all their bear
ng upon health, such disorders
IS sleeplessnesS, blood impurity and
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19
ABOUT FAITHFULNESs.

The Register Eliminates On Wha
Germans all"KatackrerlJs Jsigkeit.
There is no sadder lesson than
faithlessness; faithlessness in pri-
vate life and faithlessness tn public
Office. The affairs OF human life are
transacted on trust. No social inter
course. no businessness transaction, is
carried on for Immediate value re.
ceived. Confidence is the cement
which binds human society together
Without II we revert to saYagery and
bdrbarism; with it we approach the
goal ri brotherhood.
Faithlessness in social friendship is
bad;it wrecks society by tearing away
from the very heart core; but vastly
worse in It's effects, is pertdy in posi-
tlons Of trust and public honor.
Yes, it Is the saddest lesson that
the youth OF town, a state or nation
have to experience, 10 see their life 5
idols taken from them, and substi-
tuted therefor, the degenerate char
Icter OF the coward, the cynic or the
knave. BE this municipal, eduda-
tional, state or national, the result is
equally disastrous in kind.
We frequently hear the expression
"a one-term politician" referring TO
man vino gains office and retains it,
nOt uy merit, but by methods Of chic
anery and falsehood. We often see
this class of men cited as men of sue
cess, but IL is not so. Their tempOr-
airy flourish is loud and glaring, but
their speedy demise is just as certain,
and they then fall so mo man shall
see them more"
The influence Of such careers, upon
the world, is fearful. They are often
men of scholarly attachments, so. called
culture, pseudo.religionists, but
never men of true principle. Their
prosperous term is a source of ad-
miration and ambition to others; and
"A study OF the ladder by which the
fame was reached, too often dIsclUses
steps so rotton as to deter the manly
footsteps; theL begins the debate; to
climb or not TO climb, aud If the de
cislon be TO mount those steps, wreck
is the result; while the slow journey
10 the truer progress to real and last
ing success, is so discouraging that
its precipices seem lnsurmountable;
and thus the study of human success
continues.
Faithfulness to duty seems to be the
only true step. Faithfulness results
IN but dlstrust,! disgrace, defeat.
Brains nor prayers make a man, If
bereft of faithfulness. Lying .and de-
ceptiOn fit i'll upon man of high de.
gree, and the wreck OF street vice,
inten.perance and physical debauch-
cry, is not comparable TO the per-
nicious influence Of a life OF such
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19
Going to Klondike.

No, not everybody. Some will travel east.
ward and they will want the best Of modem
conveniences. 1t is not generally known
that the Northern Pacific railway pre- rides for
its second-class tourist passengers all the
conf rts usually accorded 6rst-class trafic,
but such is the fact Easy, upholstered
coaches, fine berths and all homelike sur
roundings. No change of cars and no lay
over betweenPotland and theMississippi river.
Passengers furnished their tickets right
here in Salem.
For full particulars see Thomas, Watt
X Co., 200 Commercial street, they will
save you money.
Two trains daily between Portland and
Puget Sound.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19
Unity Church.

Services at 1890 am. and 1880 D. m
Sunday school at u. Unity Guild
meeting at $50 p. IN. Rev. w. e, Cope
land pastor. Subject Of morn
ing sermon Regeneration as under.
stood by Unitarians. Subject of
evening lecture 1.-THE Religious Side
OF Pythlan Knighthood. The mem
bers Of Central Lodge No. Is X. of p.
visiting Knights, and the Rathbone
Sisters will attend the evening service
for which special music has been pre-
pared and the church elaborately dec
Grated. Vocal Solos by Mrs. Hinges
and Luke Linn. Violin Solo by Roy
Gessner.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19

sumption, by running away They flee
from one climate TO another, and from one
end of the world TO the other, forgetting
their demon is within them and not To be
escaped from by change of locality. Con
sumption has been pronounced incurable
II is not II is cuTable and without change
of climate IL the proper remedy is resorted
20, In reasonable tigie.
oS per cent. of all cases of consumption
are cured by Dt Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. II goes to the seat Of the troub-
le, II cures all disorders of the digestion.
II makes the appetite keen and the assimi-
lation of the food perfect. IL fills the blood
with life-giving elements, u is the great
blood-puriheT, hesh-builder, and nerve-in-
Vigorator, II acts directly on the lungs II
not only cures consumption, but all other
wasting diseases due to improper uouTish-
ment. All good druggist sell IT,
81 have used one bottle Of your Golden Med
ical Discovery aud am now ON the second one"
writes Amanda Il. Blankenship, Of rempleton,
Dyer Co. Tenn am pleased TO say that !
have received more benefit from than nom all
the medicine have taken from our home doctors
In the last twelve mouths"
Whoever would like a complete medical
library in compact form should send for Dr.
Pieree's Common Sense Medical Adviser
This is a book of ,ooS pages, illustrated
with more than 800 drawings and colored
plates. Or Pierce is one of the best known
medical men in the United States. The
best OF what he knows is boiled down " in
this book. lie talks 60 you in plain En-
glish Of all the sickness you ever heard Of
Several chapters relate 10 the physiology of
woman's reproductive organs, This book,
until recently, sold for s. 50. At this price
oSo,o 600 copies were sold, Now an enor-
nous edition In paper covers Is to be distrib-
uted absolutely FRRR Send a. one cent
stamps to the Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, Buffalo, n, ", 10 pay the cost
Of mailing oElE IL copy Ia hne French
cloth with embossed covers Is desired send
10 cents extra-5I cents in all.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19
THE MODERN WAY

Commends itself to the weil-informed
to do pleasantly and effectually what
was formerly done in the crudest man.
ner and dlsagreeably as we'll. To
cleanse the system and break up colds,
headaches, and fevers without un.
pleasant after effects use the delight
Inl liquid laxative remedy, Syrup OF
Figs. Manufactured by California
Fig Syrup Company.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19
The Wisconsin
Central Lines.

Direct connections at Chicago and Milwaukee
for all eastern points.
For full information call on your nearest
ticket agent or write
JAS. c. POND,
General Pass. AgentMillwaukee,W Wis.
OT JAS. A, CLOCK, General Agent 246
Stark Street Portland Or.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19
Call for Democratic Primaries.

The Democratic Primaries for the
purpose of electing delegates to the
Marion County Democratic conven
tion to be held on March 16, 1898, at
10 O'Clock a. m, IN the opera house,
Salem, Oregon, ARE called to meet in
the various precincts on Saturday,
March 5, 1898 at o'clock p. m.
The apportionment Of delegates Of
said convention from each precinct is
as follows, tO-Wit.-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19

Forty'nine witnesses aud $3.50 costs
on one side and as mauy more on the
other brings nearly all the able bodied
men 'of Woodburn To the circuit
court. Woodburn people never do
anything in half hearted manner.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19

Don't annoy Others by your cough
ing, and risk your life by neglecting a
cold. One Minute Cough Cure cures
coughs, colds, Group, grippe and all
throat and lung troubles. Stones
Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19
WHEN GOING
EAST

Use frst-class line in travelling between
Minneapolis St, Paul aud Chic o,and the
principal towns in Central Wisconsin,.
Pullman Palace Sleeping and hair car
in service.
The Dining cars are operated in the inter.
est OF its patrons, the most elegant service
ever inaugurated. Meals are served a la
Carte.
To obtain frst-Class service your ticket
should read via ea.s-a.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19
k;l!!lIllIF3l!li)|
Route
Look at the
8--paGe insert

in the latest issue of our folder. 1t contains
a very complete and entirely truthful descrip-
ton Of the finest train on earth, the Burllne-
tons St. Paul Chicago Limited.
Leaves st, Paul sos p, m. Arrives Chicago
o.25 a. m. Compartment and Standard
Sleepers, Buffet smoking car, Dining car,
chair car, coaches, Electric light, wide
vestibules, steam heat. Tickets at office of
connecting lines.
A. c. SHELDON,
Genaral Agent, Portland, Or.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19
The Silver Weekly.
Cheapest and Best Campaign Offer.

In clubs OF -Four Subscriptions time for ONE Doll R
we will send the WEEKLY CAPITAL JOURNAL from now pn,n t
the JUNE election.
why send money east for papers that do not dscuss m
~N
Inc silver and Reform forces Oregon THE JOURNAL fl m
news and campaign matter Oregon standpoipt
This s-page Weekly nearly months for 25 cents in
more. Samples
HoFER BROTHERS.
alem Or
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19

Kari's Clover Root Tea, for Constipation
is the Best and il after using it you don't
say SO, return the package and get your
money. Sold by d. J. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1898-02-19

1oOdi 's'''. ..-.......... lO4
BY order of the Marion County
Democratic County Central Commit
tee.
JOHN BAYNE, Chairman.
DAN'L j. FRY, Secretary. & W I'd