The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1898-03-03
: ,osas Wit and Humor.

rae it,
...H eads a fast life is often
his debts. 4
/, full of yellow people to
.,IuN newspapers.
Pa. ui, of every preacher claim
...- wered Ingersoll.
used for almost as many pur-
-..e.a-dayS, as electricity.
nuuy people make hay while
se- and then let it spoil.
acted treasurer of a lodge
l rs many men as whiskey. |
.... self control is to be able to
Ids bill without swearing.
our luck, when we get to
...aNe TO sit behind a high hat.
Iltlt ttItSpiiiV IMAM Il W Olildll
of getting married.
rta abuses a man by exag-
Unfit and smartness of a
YUcome of the old fashioned
into the closet to pray?
o you are solid in society, |
rIy without eshments
good you are willing to do, /
f1u actually do, that counts.
-reatly admired a man of
sand lie was great to cut up
success unless the boys in
.".,od creepup to the windows,
T singers and eIocutionists
PEOPLE ant to hear them9 |
III them
le Is able to digest what he
- IS never willing to admit that
mach
M Girl gets married who has
l before, people say, The
away"
ID who has not experienced /
lu or a baby in the house,
IS light sleeper
woman looks at a man he never
tuer she is admiring him, OF
pN Aomely he is.
4spering Of two women doesn'
.- Goose flesh rise, you are in
sjithful condition.
feels that she has violated on
arch rules if her card club never
prayer meeting night.
ueQple repent, not because they
uiarly sorry, but because they
Ell into the habit of repenting,
a9 man with a sweater on looks
Ga and comfortable as a woman
- zen she appears without corsets.
make the mistake of trying to
-e Ioubles of each other, instead
Individual looking after his own.
a1 ever notice how bold you are
-sting what another man should
under critical circumstances?
.l IL man feels in his pocket for
generally finds toothpick. and
feels for toothpick he finds a
e is cooked for dinner, a man
at his wife; if there is pie, he
nd gets mad at his wife for
kin him.
nan who attended late bargain
aga the crush was SO great that
Has worn off a dime She carried
use.
et people know that you can lie
eads them to distrust you. The
lie with straight face should
W &. secret.
Nman' idea OF model husband is
Nl9 swears in whisper, and ex-
S-, his love an admiration in voice
4hbors can hear.
IT, omfort in late spring is that
ecapes that much longer the re-
s-tgl looks of his neighbors be-
j lie doesn't repaint his barn.
nave noticed that married women
more enviously at girls who earn
own money than at girls who are
.unded byyoung men.
gee Death finally gets US, why not
q { less appalling by picturing Death
pretty woman? Who wants to be
ea off by a man, anyway?
"a the neighbors celebrate a mans
day by giving him present, Gym
nan is one who recalls that the neigh
.lso have birthdays.
hard to establish a rule by which
ge a show, but here is one that may
led upon: Always avoid a show
Isplays a picture of its manager.
y five minutes in the day a man is
-I in position where he must tell
lie or the truth, and you can
from your own experience which
us.
me over ten years of age should ask
s. mpathy on the grounds that he is
n the world. There are many peo-
Who consider this cause for con
ulation.