The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1898-10-08
ANARCHISTS.
Regarding These Does ''NIr. DOOley'


Arise Is Remark.
Peter Dunno in Chicago Journal: IT'S hard
hein king these days. - said Mr.. DOGGY.
'Marny's t. man on a throne wishes his
fathe~'d brought him up cconer, what with
wages bein' locked be parlymints an ragin
arnychists runnin' wild with dinnymite domhs
unher their arms an carvin knives in their
pockets. Onaisy,' as Hogan says, Is tn head
that wears crowen. They'se other heads
that're onaisy too, but We dot hear Nv thin.
But man grows up in wan Nv thin turin
countries an he's thrained f'r to be a king.
Hlvfn may've intinded him f'r 2 dooce or
jack at tn most. but he has to follow tn same
line as his father.
"'Tis like pawnbrokin' that way. Ye niver
heerd Nv pawnbrokers son dom anything
else; Wanst a king, always a king. Other
mems sons may pack away shirt in a thrunk
an go out into tn worruld bralkin' on a freight
or ladin' Indyanny bankers up to a shell game
But a man that's headed fr a throne can't
run away. He's got to take tn job. If he
kicks they blindfold him an black him in
Whip he goes on watch he's cinched. He can't
ask, ask IF his time e, at tn end ~, tn week an
cause he'd have to ordher out tn polls to sub
100 fimslf: He can't go to tn boss an say:
Me hours is too long anth,- wurruk is taiious.
man can't be indipindint onless he has a boss.
IT'S thrue. So he takes tn place. an tn
chances ARE he's tn biggest omadho min tn
wurruld. an knows no more about runnn q
courthry thin know about ladin an orchesthy.
An II he don't do anything he's dummy an
II he does do anything he's crazy. an WIN he
vules own time and I had savin that basthoon
firm desthroyin' himslf. II 1t wasn't\ fr me
tn poor thing'd have closed down the wur-
ruks an gone to tn farm long ago.
p'raps along comes an Eyetalyap. an rays
he: -, - -.,-
''Ar-re We king?'
my .a says tn ms E%etasn
theyse q scramble an another king goes over
IT don't know much eoout arnychists We
men mostly Mebbe that's because polsmen
tn nearest things to kings thy cud find. But,
annyhow. sometimes think know why
they're arnychists somewhere an why they
aint in other places. It rayminds me Nv what
happened wanst In me cousin Terence's FAM y.
They was Twin down near Haley's slough in
We know. tn finer. good man whin he dom
dkrink. No, twas an Oh crouch Nv man be
the name Of Malachi Doherty that used to
keep a, e-day notices in his peace. Me Cousin
Terence was AZ dacint man as iver showed
q hor' RE an his wife was a good woman, too,
Though niver took much to tn Dolans. FRI
they ne s a too n, esndy
In up. An I niver knowed people that Lived
together more quite an'amyable. Twas good
fr to Sc thin settin' ar-roun' tn parlor.
woman mendin' socks an Honoria playin' tn
vale Nv Avoca' on tn PLAINLY an the kids
r-rowlin on tn fure.
''But wan day It, happened that that whole
family begun to rasp on wan another,
Honoria'd set down at tn PLAINLY an tn Of
lnan'd growl: FIR tn love Nv tn saints, close
down that hurdy-gurdy an lave a man tn5ye
Tererce an tn kids pulled tn leg fr'm undher
tn stove. an whin the big boy, Mike .ccme
home firm Omaha he found none, Nv, them
speakin' to the others. He cud do nawthin'
an he whit r. Father Kelly. Father Kelly
shifted tn air whin he come in. an says he:
'''Terpence. what's tn mathsr with yee'r
catch basin7
ss.I dinnaw,' growled Terence.
WELL says Father Kelly, ye' put on yee'r
hat this minyit an 90 out fF . plumber he
says.
ar-re out Of ordher,' he says.
:. Fetch in q plumber he says. whilst I
goes down to Doherty an make him think his
lease on tn hereafther 10 detective he says
''Yee'r right" said Mr.. Hennessy, who had
followed the argument dimly.
..What they need over there in Turin coun-
fries IL not O. priest. but O. plumber. Tss no
ohists u sewer gas. 81 -. d. 8, /. 81;