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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

vided no means on earth to enforce it
1t is not what is to be after statehood
is obtained, but it is how to obtain
statehood.
Had such suggestions been made by
Delegate Roberts the insinuations Of
the Republican organ would be war
ranted. As they were made by Dele
gate Goodwin, our contemporary should
accept them in the spirit in which they
We're offered.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Richfield Censor: The advertisement of
have just received a fine carload of Ne
braska eggs" Here IN Utah, where grain.
hay and all other kinds of produce are so
plentiful, 1t is shame that such should
be the case. Sewer coaifty farmers do
not raise chickens to any considerable
extent, because they cannot be raised in
town and the farmer doesn't live on his
farm.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26
HOW 1t Hurst

rheumatism. with it's sharp twinges,
aches and pains. Do you know the
cause? Acid in the blood has accumu-
lated in your joints. The cure is found
in Hoods Sarsaparilla, which neutral
ICES this acid. Thousands write that
they have been completely cured of
rheumatism by Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Hoods Pills cure nausea, sick head
ache, biliousness, indigestion. Price, %
cents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

1t is suggested from Washington that
Spanish should be taught in the public
schools. The government should take
the initiative in this matter and teach
feH
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

England puts out blue book on the
Fashoda question, while France puts
out a yellow book on it. Is it to
be wondered at that there is lack of
harmony?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

The jewelers. Weekly: Teacher-Miss
Street. can you tell me what is most pc
culiar in the Matching of the cuckoo?
Miss Street (doubtfully)-It generally
builds its nest in a clock
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Spain will find that an ultimatum
marked made in the United States is
an entirely different thing from an ul-
timatum marked made in Europe"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26
WIT AND HUMOR.

Judge: Must have been in Mischief
Beth (noticing the red combs of her
grandfather'S fOlwsl-Do all hens blush
like that. grandfather, when folks are
looking at them?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Normal conditions are said to reign
at Yirden. When abnormal conditions
reign there they are accompanied by
showers of lead.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

To determine whether a case is KEEP
tomania or stealing, first ascertain the
social position Of the person against
whom the charge is made
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

A British scientist, John Burke. NJ.
A, has succeeded in obtaining light
from sugar Sugar, then, is the per-
feet sweetness and light.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Indianapolis Journal: Had Seen One
Did you ever see a horse race that you
could say was absolutely honest?'
Il think ! did. wunst" said Rubber
neck Bill. THE Teller what was ahead had
stoled the boss
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Washington County News: The time
is surely coming when some of those who
ara leaving Dixie viii be glad to return
Dixie Will in the near future be the most
favored portion of this fair state.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Hof Of H., Il desire to 2dd
testimony great good Tabules have done for me an
old soldier
the late md enjoyed good health two years when
medical
on the matter suffering from Tobacco Heart
suffered
of impending
the
tobacco expended
medicines and bit from
regulated for short time felt better
about months and to-day am quite
that
of HoFF Heights
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Fun: Sunday School Teacher-Why
Willie Wilson,, Fighting again? Didn
last Sundays lesson teach that when you
are struck on one cheek you ought to
turn the other to the striker?
Willie-Yes m; but he hit me on the nose
an I've only got one.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Governor Wells says that Utah's Sc
riculture display at Omaha is as fine
as silk.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Chicago News: An misunderstanding
You are looking rather pale of late.
Why don't you do as do. take a two
mile walk every morning for your COM
plexion?
Ella-And do you really do that? I had
no idea it was that far TO a drug store.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Nephi Republic. Everyone who knows
the character of the Hon. A. w. McCune
know that he is qualified in every sense
of the word. to sit in the senatorial chair
He is not only a hard worker but prac-
teal man. He is the friend of the people
and the whole of southern Utah will soon
ring in praise of him
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26
STATE PRESS COMMENTS.

Springviile independents: Arthur L.
Thomas pronocnces Hon. Frank. j. Can
non Populist. Ii is rather tough on
Hon. Frank J. Cannon. but it will make
the Populist party delirious with joy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Washington Star: Hero Worship.-'Did
you say he was a famous MANI" inquired
young Mrs. Torkins.
Certainly" answered her husband.
Dear mel You wouldn't think it ia
look at him. He isn't heavy enough for
d pugilist, nor light enough for jockey
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Startled by the
Accurate Description.-'Ru Kiplins
has new poem about a bear that walks
like a man."
II wonder if he ever met my husband?,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Puck: Descensus Averno.-"FareweIl,
he exclaimed. Perhaps we shall meet in
the future lfe.''
.Miscreanti" she sneered. scornfully.
"Ah, yes!' faltered the man; but you
may come down on a Summing tour,
don't you know"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Boston Transcript: Hanson-Did YOU
hear about Stewart? He is suffering from
a broken Jaw
Billbury-That's what football comes
to.
Hanson-But it wasn't football 1t was
golf. A tangle with the dialect. you know
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-26

Tit-Bits: Customer (severely)-Do you
sell diseased meat here?
Butcher (blandly)-Worse than that
Customer (excitedlv)-Mercy on u.s.
How can that be possible,
Butcher (confidentially-The meat I sell
is dcad-absolutely dead, sir.
Customer (sheepinhly)-Ohi
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Wei1st0Ck, Lubin C Co, 4OO-4I2 X Street, Sacramento

were entirely secondary. To the extent
that those considerations were Of value
in Jefferson's day, they are even more
so to-day, when the time required in
building ships is necessary much longer
now, than it was then. The science
of proftably running ships to-day is
infinitely more complicated and the diff
ficulties far greater than they were a
hundred years and more ago. So,
whatever of force Jefferson's admoni-
tions and anxioms had in 1898, they
possess a far greater force to-day.
In the light of our recent war with
Spain, how clearly that has been
shown. Had we become involved with
great Power, say England or France,
or Germany, what kind of a defense
could we have made, to what extent
would we not have been handicapped,
Inundated, and disgraced, not so much
from lack of warships, but from lack
of merchant vessels, capable of trans
porting troops, carrying coal, and doing
the infinite variety of things that mer-
chant ships are capable of being made
to do in time of war
When we think that what Jefferson
saw more than a hundred years ago
would happen to a nation stripped of
it's shipping, it's seamen and it's ship
builders, very nearly became our fate
in 1893, when pitted against Spain, had
the reconstruction Of our navy not led
to the establishment Of a dozen mod
ern shipbuilding plants, and had our
coastWise trade not always been re-
served exclusively for our ships, built
by our own people, what would have
been our ability to do what we did in
our war with Spain?
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COLLISION AT HAYWARDS.
A Gravel Train Runs Into Local
Both Engines Disabled.

HAYWARDS, Dec IA gravel train
ran into the Haywards local at Hay
wards Station this morning at DAB
a. m, and both engines We're badly dis
abled. There were no lives lost.
The engineer of the local saw the
gravel train coming, and reversed the
engine. Both engineers and firemen
jumped in time to save their lives.
There was only one passenger, and he
escaped uninjured. The gravel train
was going at a high rate OF speed, and
the fog being thick, the conductor fall
ed to see the local in time to prevent
collision. A couple of the brakemen
on the gravel train were considerably
bruised in jumping from the train. The
gravel train was in charge Of Conduc-
tor Hoffman, Engineer w. Edwards
and Fireman M. Conney. The local
was in charge of Conductor George Pei
lin, Engineer Tom Collins, Brakeman
George Duncan and Fireman Baff.
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COUNCIL OF EDUCATORS.
Annual Meeting of Northern Cali
fornia Teachers Association.

CHICO, Dec. 1.-The third annual
convention of the Northern California
Teachers Association was called to
order this morning. President c. NJ.
Ritter of the State Normal School at
Chico presiding. Large delegations of
teachers from Shasta, Tehama, Glenn,
Cclusa, Suffer, Yuba and Yolo Coun-
ties were in attendance. DIR. e. d.
Starbuck of Stanford University, DR..
E. E. Brown and DIR. Thomas E. Bal
ley, together with other prominent ed
ucators were also present.
The program to-day consisted Of an
address Of welcome by President Rit-
ter, and addresses by DR.. E.. D. Star
buck of Stanford, Professor E. N. Hen
derson and Elizabeth Rodgers Of the
State Normal School at Chico.
Tonight a reception was rendered
the visiting educators at the Normal
building, over 400 teachers being pres
ent
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The Lessons Of the War.

I'VE are considering plans" began
the Spanish official, for the construc-
ton of a new navy that will eclipse
anything the world has known. The
vessels wfll be so light as to have a
speed of 40. knots an hour. This speed
viii be attained by the marvellous light
ness of the vessels. aid the Iightness
will be due to the fact that they carry
neither guns nor armor of any descrip-
tion.'
We'll, er-er-how would they be able
to do much damage to an enemy"
"Oh, that's a matter Of no import
ance. The beauty Of the scheme is:
How would an enemy be able to do any
damage to them ?''-Judge.
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EVENTS ON THE TURF.
RESULTS OF COAST AND EAST
ERN RACES.
Almoner, Sosco1, Moringa, Hugh
Penny and Yankee Doodle the
Winners at Oakland.

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 1-Weather
at Oakland fine, track heavy. Results:
Five furlongs, selling, Almoner (Bull-
mani, 2 to l, won; Crossmolina
(Spencer), 10 to 1, second; Polka tE.
Jones), 5 to /, third. Time-1 :O21l2.
Lothian, Correct, Dun Praise and Simi
also ran.
Six furlongs, Soscol IN. Turner), to
ond; Gardiner Piggott), to /, third.
Time-1:16 Mocorito, Howard, AL
vero, Defender, Fig Leaf, Beau Monde,
Roadwarmer and Dick Warren also
ran.
Six furlongs, Moringa PiggotD, to
i, coupled with Rosormonde, won; OBJ
sidian H Martin), II to 5, second;
Rosormonde (Bullman), to l third.
Time-1: :151a. Sport McAllister, Eta
H., Sweet William, Boardman and
Juanita also ran
Seven furlongs selling, Hugh Penny
IN. Turner), to A, won; Lost Girl
Bullman), s to l. second; Pongo
(Holmes) 100 to / third. Time-1:2S.
Bonnie lone, DR.. Bernays, Myth and
Our Johnny also ran.
Six furlongs, Yankee Doodle BULL
MANI, s to 5, won; Lord Marmion (H.
MARTINI, to 1, second; Midlight
(Spencer), 8 to /, third. Time-1: 15h.
Mount McGregor IL, Reina de Los An
geles, Guilder, Colonial Dame and
Aluminium also ran.
AT NEW ORLEANS.
NEW ORLEANS, Dec. WEATHER
clear; track heavy. Results:
One mile, Forbush won, DR.. Sheppard
second, Patron third. Time-1:5O.
Five furlongs, Hittick won, Sir Blaze
second Charlo third. Time-1:O1A.
One and one-sixteenth miles, Lau-
reate won, Leo Lake second, George
Lee third. Time: :5S1a-
Six furlongs, Locust Blossom won,
Little Billy second, DeBride third. Time
-1:21A.
One and one-sixteenth miles, Muska-
tine won, Oxnard second, Waterman
third. Time-2:0O.
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Will Contest at Santa Cruz.

SANTA CRUZ, Dec. 1.-The widow
and children of l.. NJ Cox began suit
to-day to break his will. They allege
that the deceased was of unsound mind
and subject to undue influence. and
that for several years he was under the
influence of intoxicants. Cox, who died
a few weeks ago. left his sons $50 each.
To Mrs. Marie Felker he bequeathed
the interest on 81 900, and to his widow
the balance of his estate, consisting of
81 900 in cash, besides real estate here
and in New York valued at 100000.
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next summer to learn its capacity to
support population, while coastal re-
sources already have been determined.
Steel rails are stated to be the COM
ing material for good roads, where hard
rock is not convenient
Regarding forestry, species adapted
to dry regions are now being intro
duced, better methods Of handling for
est lands in public and private owner
ship are being introduced by Govern
ment agents. and fire prevention and
fire fighting are being studied.
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WAR BONDS.
The Four Months Clause for Pay
ment Of Interest Waived.

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 1-Assist-
ant United States Treasurer julius Ja-
cCbs in this city has received instruc-
tions from Washington to pay all in
terest checks on the per cent. loan
dated August 1st, regardless of the
clause on the back of the checks to the
effect that If they are not presented for
payment within four months after date
they will not be accepted. On account
of the pressure of business arising from
the subscriptions to the loan, many
have not received their interest checks
at this date, and to avoid unfair dis
ordinations, the four months clause
has been waived.
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THOUGHT TO BE INSANE.
A Woman on the Overland Train
Who Acted Queerly.

"a woman named Mrs. Bogg arrived in
this city on the overland train yester-
day morning, and showing evidences OF
insanity, was taken in charge of and
cared for by Chief Dwyer and Officer
Naghel.
Mrs. Bogg had a ticket from Ogden to
Willows, and gave the trains crew con-
siderable trouble by trying to leave the
train at every station, insisting that she
had arrived at her destination. She
told the officers she was going to visit
her brother, Andrew Wheelobeck, at
Willows, and the officials will notify
him that she is here and suggest that
he come for her.
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The Wisconsin Visitors.

LOS ANGELES, Dec. 1.-The Wis
consin party went to Santa Monica to-
day and inspected the long wharf, and
ON the return trip stopped at the Sol
diers' Home The return trip of the
party to Wisconsin will be made over
the Santa F'e route, and the six spe-
cial cars of the train were transferred
to the Santa Fe track this morning.
Stops will be made at Denver and
Omaha.
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- HERE IS FEAST OF GOOD VALUES FOR TO-DAY AND TOMORROW
TO-DAY At $50. 'Sss,s as~s. z'sa's'st's 7;s'

The material is softer and warm
er than the ordinary sorts; cut full
size and length. Making equal to
the best home work; sizes I41, IS,
10, II inch neck measure. Price,
75c.
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New Veilings.

lust received a new lot Of veil
ings, and in all popular prices, 25c
to 75c yard. New square and
round meshes; some with the dou-
Bile threads, different size chenille
dots, small pin head spots; also
plain mourning with both plain
and hemstitch border, plain and
also chenille dot chiffon. The pat
terms are all choice, and, if inter-
ested, call and see them.
We still have good assortment
of the 2Ic fancy ribbons, 3 to 81
inches wide, which have been re-
duced from 25c and 25c yard /;
most all of the taffeta qualities and
shadings the newest.
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Worthy Of Worship.

For gwacious saks, deah boy, who
youah hand? ?''
the fellaw who designs the new coll
laws. Indianapolis Journal.
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The Authorship Of the Bible.

In one of the lower standards of a
Birmingham board school the other
day the headmaster provided the boys
with slips of paper and desired them
to write reply to the question: WHO
wrote the Bible?" One answer given
was DAVID: another, .'Mr. Cad
bury; third, Mr. Jowett,'' and a
fourth. Shakespeare = Westminster
Gazette.
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ITEMS Holiday Slippers.

Velvet embroidered slippers,
with patent leather backs, 75c.
Better ones in similar style, ST and
$I.2o.
Dark brown leather slippers,
imitation alligator, ST.
Mems high front slippers of tan
Russia kid, flexible soles, $I.25.
Handsome black or brown kid
slippers, chamois lined, $I.5o.
Similar ones of finer quality, So.
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Full.

II feel like store with a bargain
SALE" groaned Tommy, as he approach
ed from the direction of the pantry
the immediate surroundings of his
mouth being suspicious dark red.
What's the matter, my dear?"
Jam inside. Detroit Free Press.
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.Omen's Underskirts.

Heavy knitted cotton under
skirts in dark mixed colors with
striped borders. SIC.
Hand crochet ones of best quail
ity German yarn and beautifully
contrasted borders. $I.75.
These are made very elastic and
will not interfere with ease in
walking.
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Centemeri Kid Gloves.

Many thousands of pairs of Cen
temeris have been sold by us. Can
not recall an instance where a Gus
toner has found fault with their
fitting qualities, while on the other
hand, everyone speaks in praise.
You are not likely to want any
other glove after trying the Cente-
meris. This season they are more
attractive than ever with the new
Coroso clasp that match the color
of the kid. All sizes and complete
lines of shades are here.
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Dec. Sd.
100 Trimmed Hats.
SpecialPrice OfS2.95

We have been planning days
ahead to produce this lot of hats
at this price. These shapes are
nearly all bright finish sailors, with
new indented sloping crown and a
few shepherdess styles in fur felts,
in dark ruby and royal blue. The
short backs are all good shades OF
castor, green, brown, new blue,
cardinal, emerald, navy blue.
Styles will be suitable for Wo-
men and misses. An effort will be
made to produce by far the best
lot OF S2.o5 hats shown by us, or
anyone else, this season.
sA1aI SATURDAYS q or
LOT IA limited quantity of
telescope sailors in navy, brown
and cardinal.
Sale Price, 75c Each.
LOT III-For boys and girls
cloth and felt tailor made hats.
These soft crush hats can be bent
into any shape desired.
75c kind in brown, black, navy
and green.
Reduced to soc Each.
soc felt hats, in red, blue and
other combinations.
Reduced to 1Oc Each.
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Velvet and VelVetta
Collar Strips, lOC, zoe Ea.

At the dress goods counter you
will find variety of new colors in
velvet strips for the prevailing
stock collars. You can choose
from about fifty shades at glance.
No delay in selecting velvet collar
strips here. Price, Ioc and zoe
each.
We also call you attention to the
canvas collars at sc, and an entire
ly new shape at SC each. We will
gladly give you paper pattern Of
the new shape if you desire.
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Children's S Hosiery.

Children's narrow ribbed black
cotton stockings, seamless feet, ex-
ira heavy and with double knees.
There is lots of wear in them, and
the price is only Ioc pair.
Better grades, 125c and 25c pair.
The record-union., 1898-12-02

African elephants can climb mount
aims with remarkable ease.
The record-union., 1898-12-02

This year is the centenary of the
battle of the Nile and of Napoleon's =
landing in Egypt.
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Comforters, SOC.
Flannelettes, Sc.
Apron Ginghan1s, SC.
C0lored Spreads, csc.
Towels, l6Bc.
Muslin, &c Yard.
Blankets Slightly Soiled.

Blankets Slightly SOiled.
1, LOT I-Flannelettes in light
colors, only medium quality, but
at the universally low price that we
have made on this lot, every yard
ought to sell on the day of the
! sale. For such purposes as COM
forter covering, children's night
gowns, ETC., these fannelettes are
\ possibly what you want.
Sale Price, Sc Yard.
LOT II-An odd lot Of bed
comforters, perhaps IS in all, will
be offered in this sale at
soc Each.
LOT III-Apron ginghams,
fair quality, fast colors, 20 yards
for ST. Blue, brown and fancy
checks.
Sale Price, SC Yard.
LOT IV-We have about two
dozen full size counterpanes, in
pink, blue, red and old gold, ex-
cellent patterns; in fact, a very de-
slrable quilt in every respect
! ready hemmed and reversible COW
ering.
8 Reduced from $1.5O to oSc Each.
LOT V-Bleached damask tow
els, I8x36 inches, knotted fringe,
white with colored borders, excel
lent value.
Sale Price, l625c Each.
LOT VI-Bleached muslin for
pillow slips, as inches wide, good
standard quality.
Sale Price. &c Yard.
LOT VII-Blankets slightly
soiled will be offered at reduced
prices in this sale. Mostly white
blankets, selling at the following
prices in regular stock: $3.o5,
S4.o5, So. so, $3.50, $8.25 and $40.
Prices for SOiled Blankets.
$500, $3.75, SIS, So, $6.05.
| WeinSfOCI
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soc Each.

LOT III-Apron ginghams,
fair quality, fast colors, 20 yards
for ST. Blue, brown and fancy
checks.
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Office hours-8 q. m. TO p M: Sundays 10 to ].
Branches at Los Angeles, CAL, 2041z South Broad
way: Portland Or. Z53 Washington ST.; Denver Cols
8lSixteentn ST. Dallas. Tex, 2s5 Main ST
The Grenada sentinel., 1898-10-29

AFTER q trial Of six mon tbs, the pure.
food law in Minnesota is reported to
be working we'll. Its most effective
requirement is that adulterated arti.
cles be 30 labeled. One effect of this
Is that some manufacturers have with
drawn their mixtures from the. Min.
nesota market, sending the adulter.
ated goods to other states, where the
laws are not as strict Some houses
sell straight goods and mixed side by
side under different brands But the
pure brands are kept religiously apart
from the mixed, where six mon tbs ago
It was the scheme to make them d
much alike % possible.
The Grenada sentinel., 1898-10-29

COMMISSIONER POwDERLY, OF the bu-
reau OF immigration, has received a
voluminous report on the diversion of
undesirable immigrants from the ports
of the United States to Canada, from
which country the immigrants easily
cross to the United States The re.
port was written by Robert Watchorn,
an immigrant inspector, detailed to
visit Europe to study this question.
Mr.: Watchorn finds that nearly every
country Of the old world has stringent
laws against immigration, the result
being that the United Sta tes Is the one
country on earth left open for undesir-
able immigrants
The Grenada sentinel., 1898-10-29

The recent regimental sports of the
Royal Canadian battalion of imperial
troops at Halifax N. s., were marked
by an unusual incident. At the con-
clusion of the sports 100 men, the pick
af the garrison, formed pyramid by
mounting one upon another's shoul-
ders and the man at the apex, fine
specimen of the British soldier. stood
waving in one hand the union jack
and in the other the stars and stripes.
This finale was cheered by the large
number of spectators present