The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1898-04-15

They lived mp By the Klondike.
And the ground was full Of gold
-Wnshington Star.
Had One.-Willie- Say. pa. what's a
floating debt7 Pa-Our yacht my son
Chicago News.
Bnl-He's got a good square head on
bis shoulders Jill-Sort OF hollow
square, isn't it7-Yonkers Statesman
| Enelishman-I have no time 10 waste
| fighting a duel Frenchman-It only |
requires two seconds. Chicago News
| Artist-How much do you think that |
! picture Is WORTH yisitor-I have no |
idea of the cost OF artists materials
Up-to-Date-
simmons-Don't you thirk poetry is |
declining7 Timmins-It isn't declining
so much as being dcclined--Indianapo-
lis Journal
Nell-Mr. stillicus is only an apology
for a man Believed, wouldn't you
accept an apology II It were odered7-
Boston Traveller.
She-Yes. they say there's fool In
every family. Don't you think so? lie
-Er-well, you see, I'm the only mem
Der OF the famlly.-PickMe-U
Mistress Of the House-My good man,
did you ever take a bath7 Tramp
No, mum: l never took anything big
germ a silver teapot.-Tit-Bits-
Too High--Mrs. Poeticus-Don't you
think my new hat is poemf Poeticus
No. Mrs Poeticus-Why not7 Poet-
cus-Oh, I'm merely judging By It's
price.-Truth.
Teacher-But can't you define ''bi-
cycleY Suppose some one asked you
what bicycle is, what would you sayf
Pupii-Td say, Don't you know what
bicycle isy'-Puck.
"A man nowadays" said the young,
cynical boarder. who is upright, Is a
peach Il should suggest" said the
Cheerful Idiot, that be was plumb
Indianapolis Journal.
Eaton makes me tired, Dragging OF
his wife all the time. as he does. He
says that all he is he owes to her."
do you call that Dragging about herT
New York Journal.
Barker has a little too much self
confidence" TN have to disagree.
Barker has too much sense to put any
confidence in anything he hears himself
ay."-Indianapolis Journal
Browne-Did you ever see a man
who really wanted the earthl Towne
oh, yes. Browne-Who was her
Towne-A first-trip passenger on an
ocean liner.-Brooklyn Life
You shall be rich and famous" said
the fortune-teller. "Alasr' cried the
sitter; then l am undone. For my
dream was to devote my life to art
Philadelphia North American.
zone great trouble VIII folks" said
Uncle Eben. SIS dat dey's lible ter mis-
take de smalles speck on dab serenity
for de pint whah patience ceases ter
be virtue. "-Washington Star.
Quite -Brown-Vhat would
you do II some one should leave you a
hundred thousand dollars7 Jones
= I suppose I'd begin to realize how little
: hundred thousand really is.7Truth.
! Are you believer In the theory
that TO the victors belong the spells r
That" replied Senator Sorghum. de
@ ponds entirely on whether or not ! am
Il one OF the victors."- Washington Star
l. she-How would you punctuate the
d following: Bank OF England notes OF
e various values were blown along tn,
? street by the wlndT' Hell think
It would make a dash after the notes.
d Tit-Bits.
e. Have you written to your niecer
I no M
70 Fact is. | can't remember how sh'
v spells her name lately. It's eithe
$ Marie, Marye or Mairie."-Clevelan'
y Plaindealer.
- Young Parent-Come right IN. ol'
= man, and have a drink I'm a happ.
:, father. Old Parent-No. my boy; III
= much obliged: but l can't encourag
you in your delusions.-Philadelp
North American.
in Skinny Bill-Do you believe Il
Is ghosts? Bloody Mike-Do II l me
Is one once. Stood right in my patti
n Gee. What did you dog 'Jis' keI
w on gosn' and went through him."-Cir
le cinnad Enquirer.
ly VERY wet and slippy under foot TIL
be where live It's worse than this lively
es months In the year." where do 20
k. live. II may ask r in lighthouse.
mt Chicago Tribune.
n. Three different walters at n hot
N asked prim. precise little professor q
n dinner II he would have soup. 4 littl
II annoyed. he said TO the last walter VIII
r asked the question: rs 1t compulsory
n -No, SIR said the walter. Il think II
mock turtle"
"Officer." shouted an excited man
re a Chicago policeman, those fellows
W. that saloon just stood me on my hea
,e- and took away every cent had
in Thin boys at Patsy's," was the of
or GERS comment. as he moved on, -ws
er always great at jokes."-Cincinnati Z.
mt Quirer.
.es Pius-Dosem has been expelled fro
IT. the medical association for advertiser
tly contrary to the code. Squills-How d
RS be advertiser Pills-Called to lead n