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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

When IT refers to ''the rear of a
procession" our morning contemporary
seems to forget that it is taking the
dust at tie tail end of Arthur Browns
political cavaIcade in Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

! New York Evening Journal: Farmer S
/ Wife-Our city cousins air goin' home TO-
morrow.
Farmer-I reckon its bout time, Maria.
Seems ter me they've bin usin' us fer a
coalin' station this summer.
Washington Star: 'Wot's de use O.
walking up uis way at 5 o'clock in de
mornin? % inquired Flooding Pete, indig-
nantly.
We'll" answered Meandering Mike, Il
take so much comfort out of doin moth
in dat L fought I'd like to git an early
start
Detroit Free Press: "They say that
Mrs. Bondly throws on a great deal of
agony since they became suddenly rich
well, rather. That woman used TO
walk in her sleep. Now she gets up and
rides chainless bicycle or orders car
riage.''
Chicago News: She-After all. you
must admit that women are better than
men.
He-Oh. 1 don't know. The Bible
doesn't say anything about seven devils
being cast out of man.
She-No. of course not; he has every
one of them yet.
Kansas City Star: please, sir. can't
you help me?' asked the seeming mendi-
cant; 4 am sick and in need of few
dimes"
IF you are sick, why don't you go to
the hospital?' answered the substantial
Btizen. why do you need a few
dimes?" s.e
Il thought littleichange would do me
good" was the plausible reply
Chicago Tribune:. The train from the
south oeme to {, halt. and the returning
soldiers piled out of it. May ask what
is the matter with your foot?" inquired
one of the sympathizers and curious spec
tators, addressing q gaunt. camp-worn
volunteer, who was limping along the
platform. 10
lifting his battered hat and passing on
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17
No Joke.

Boston Courier: she-Do you re-
member the
He-No chestnuts now,
She-Errands I asked you to do for
me2
And he collapsed
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17
THE SALT LAKE HERAID:1sATURDAY SEPTEMBER Il 1898

in drastic coercive measures on the part
of the powers. This last case will appeal
more strongly to public sentiment be-
cause. the victim was a woman-waS one
whose death could In no possible way adj
vance the cause of assaSSins.
Baltimore American: 1t is difficult to
discuss the anarchists from a humane
point OF view, because there is very little
of humanity about these people. They are
not really like a brute, because there is
no brute that seeks the destruction of his
own race. They have deliberately edu-
Gated themselves morally and mentally
out of theisemb!ance of humanity, and it
may be that special measures will have
to be taken to meet their case. They are
not insane in the ordinary sense, and ii
would be impossible to subject them to
the action of the lunacy laws. and yet
conceding that they are sincere. they are
the most desperately insane people on the
face of the earth.
Philadelphia Leader: The Swiss people
have for some time subscribed to the
doctrine that the worst use man can be
law, it is said, will permit of no greater
punishment for the assassin than i'm
prisonment- The Swiss have an unfor-
tunate code. Anarchy is q diseased state
of mind, caused by the study and emula-
ton of examples ''at which morality is
perplexed, reason is staggered and from
which afirighted nature recoils. There
are some men. John Stuart Mill held
whose lives should be. soleTnnly and de-
berately plotted OUT AnaI chist SIS ssins
deserve that fate if any human beings 40.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

country has passed beyond remedy
through a protective tariff?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

When our neighbor gets real mad at
Mr.. Roberts, we have its own columns
from which to draw a defense.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

The Republican platform. as a
stupendous straddle, beats the
Colossus of Rhodes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

Speaking of pills to swallow
wasn't it amusing to see Arthur Brown
poke Alma Eldredge down the Trib-
une's throat?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

Philadelphia Bulletin: They have beer
engaged Tor nine years"
w nat a long term of court!'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

When Dewey comes sailing over the bar.
The guns will loudly peal,
He o9e,,ed the war, he closed the war,
And he never missed a meal
Chicago Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

The Tribune has been eultivating an
Arthur Brown. dropping smile since
Salisbury's defeat
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

Iii Hung Chang has lost his shirt, q"
says an exchange. Then he ought to
watch his suspenders carefully.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17
A LOVELY AUTUMN EXCURSION
Sunday, Sept. 10,

Via Oregon Short Line to Ogden and
return. Fare only 81. Train leaves
Salt Lake at S:25 a. m. Spend an ideal
day in Ogden canyon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

Cleveland Leader: Druggist have
here a valuable relic evidently from
Egypt, but it is perfectly illegible.
Doctor-Why, sir, that's a prescription
1 gave you to fill.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

Religious prejudice seems to be the
chief stock in trade of the Republican
organ.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17
WIT AND HUMoR.
Puck: 1t is the things we are going to
do that makes life worth living.

Puck: ''Is that young person in bloom
ers the type of the American girl?"
No; l should call her typographical
error
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

You are cordially invited to a free
watermelon feast, Sunday, at Lagoon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

The Most Glorious Bargains
in
Table Linens and Sheetings
this week
AT F. AUERBACH & BRO.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

New York Evening Journal: Farmer s
Wife-Our city cousins air goin' home to-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

Washington Star: ''Wot's de use o.
walking up uis way at 3 o'clock in de
mornin % inquired Flooding Pete, indig-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-09-17

Farmer-I reckon its bout time Maria
Seems ter me they've bin usin us fer a
ooalin' station this summer.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1898-06-03
Mile Fass ST

1t looks as if our theatre pnpr, wore
gong to see something rather io,c: rex,
Monday night.
The Salinas Daily Journal saws: The
performance of Mile. FasSi and her
comedy company under the personal
management of Mr.. Barney REYNOLDS
last night at the Opera House was greeted
bv Il large and appreciatvc audience.
MI!c tassi is a petite danseuse, Young.
graceful, pretty and artistic Her cos
TUNES are Partisan creations, and are
very chic. She is indeed a genius to
nave invented such beautiful set of
uances with the magnificent electrical
effects. The bicycle dance was a storm
effect new and novel. The Chinese
'fuSic' and gorgeous costumes, lights and
S'oIesqne movements are all very amus-
ing. Cupid or Love dance (Which is
done III Cupid's abbreviated Costumel
on high pedestal, among rolling blue
ana red clouds. and is closed by a dive
into rippling waters. Her silver dance
is done in peculiarly constructed cos
tune of silver cloth and with handsome
coIors and pictures thrown on a lone
SIiken scarf which she dcftlv handles.
ana Is very pretty conclusion To her
set Of dances
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1898-06-03
PROPOSALS FOR SUPPLIES FOR
THE NEVADA HOSPITAL FOR
MENTAL DISEASES.

SUPPLIES
Sealed proposals for furniShino sun-
plies delivered at the Nevada HosnitaI
for mental diseases at Reno. Novad, r,,
one year from July 1st, 1898. will be re-
celved mp to June 9TH. 1898 For list of
articles to be furnished and conditions of
contract apply to DR., Fl. Bergstenc.
WOOD
SIX hundred cords Of wood deliyered
III Keno, Nevada. the quality to be good
limb and split pine wood. sound .rd
we'll seasoned
BEEF CATTLE
Beef cattle delivered at the Eavad,
Hospital for Mental Diseases. Reno. Me-
Nada In such number and at such times
as the superintendent of said Unsui,,l
may desire.
All contracts under the above heads
VIII run for one year from July l>t. lS9S
'0el'era't hlds VIII be received for SIP
plies. wood, and beef cattle.
All articles to hc tir~t-claSS of thnir
KIND and delivered i'm such nuontit;,.
ana al such times as required hv 1he
superintendent, qlantity VARYING each
month is directed bv him. Al! articles
not satisfactory [" h. returned At com
tractors eNpc'I-'
Bids to IA ".,' 'c;eti to Clerk of Board
u commissioners for tn" care of the
lhdlgent Insane. Carson Nitv. Nevada !
up to June 9Th, 1895, at o'rloc!l y. ,u.. at
which time all buds received viii bc /.
'Pch"d and considered. the Board rasor- !
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1898-06-03

For Sale or Rent.

The house near the East corner oppo-
site t" Mrs Barkley's, is for sale or rent
s. per month rent or $500 cash for the
property. For particulars iuouire Of
Mrs. .. Roberts or Mrs. +. f. Parrot
1903 broadway, San Francisco. or of Miss
Mary +. Roberts at Carson City.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1898-06-03
The Chiidren's Mites.

eS'erday the following additional
SUBSCRIPTIONS were handed to Prof.
Howe for the new hattleShin.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1898-06-03
NEW SUMMER GOODS

)"' 0Hng Your Summer Dress Goods call and examine
MISS laHlors line of Staple and Novelty Goods vI,;,
have just arrived and consist of
" india Linens in White and Black Organay in Whit 3,,
and beautiful floral designs. Fancy plaid and stripe white
SooaS Corded dinaity in white and cogors Dotted Swiss
White and '7ae shades Finest quality Ciashao1 Bonnie
LOON rercal1s. Al most reasonable prices -, :.
Miss Edith Taylor.
New Fox Block
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1898-06-03
Pure Ice

Ifyou want pure ice frozen from r,u-
hing water call on Doc Benton. Ice de
liVered 20 any part of the city. If
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1898-06-03

w "A LSH e w WYIIE.
The Nevada Bovs.''
Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16

Judge McClorys many friends are
convinced Of the fact that he is ap-
parently growing younger and better
looking every year, snd it will no
doubt surprise them to know that he
celebrated his 39th birthday last
Thursday.
We pay is cents per pound
for butter, and Is cents per
dozen for eggs. +. w. Mann &.
Son.
Ice cream every day at Chas. Nelson's.
E. H. Belyea, L. M. Smith and Fred
Crafts were out during the rain
Wednesday and brought back almost
a wagon load Of ducks, q large pro-
portion of them being canvas backs.
The INTER OCEAN acknowledges the
receipt of pair of the choicest.
Buggies, plows and tanning mills at
r. L. Cleveland's.
Fruits Of all kinds at reasonable
prices at j. T. Colville's. 15.tf
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve has the
largest sale of any Salve in the world.
This fact and its merit has led dis
honest people TO attempt to counter
felt 1t. Look out for the man who at
tempts to deceive you when you call
for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, the
great pile cure. Q. w. Greene.
Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16

See Henry Hale for fire insurance. tt

See Henry Hale for fire insurance. tt
You can buy the Henderson
corset at Mann's
Charley Bosworth came down from
Coulee township Thursday to witness
the speed exhibitions at the fair
grounds.
II you get your clothes made by
Burtscher Tailoring company you
come out like prince.
Second hand bicycles from 81 to s35
at G. w. Kelly's.
The New York store will be ready
for business with its new clothing de-
partment this week. 1t will occupy
the north room in the new store.
We have the best, most reliable and
cheapest pump made. Itwon't freeze
and is guaranteed in every way.
DAELEY Il THRODAHL.
Buy crab apples, peaches, plums.
apples or anything in the line of fruit
for canning or preserving now. Go to
r. A. Haslam, the new store. next to
Ramsey County bank.
Mrs. Albert Powell gave a pretty
dinner last Friday evening at her cozy
home to nine guests. Those present
report an elegant spread and very
pleasant time.
Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16

NORTH sHORE J NOTES.

4
Hon. John Burke. of Rolla, is spend.
ing tho week in the city.
= Money to loan On farms. Ram.
sey COunty Bank. 2O-tf L
4 Hon. james McCormick and family
were among those who witnessed the
races Thursday.
Powell sails Farn Laads.
loo cream every aay e Chas. Nelson's.
Mrs. Doonan, of Port Huron, Mich,
is visiting her son, Engineer Doonan,
OF this oity.
The best line Of gloves In the
city at Mannss.
See Henry Hale for firs insurance. tf
Mrs. Niles and daughter, Of Oberon,
are the guests this week of Mrs. L4I |
Palmer. 5s
Buy your machine oil of c. w. Kelly
Buggies, ploas and tanning mills Is
Ira Eisenhower, Of Penn, is serlously
III with typhoid fever. He Is under
the care Of the Drs.. Belyes
Buy Fish Bros Wagons and Flying
Dntchman Gangs. Morgridge + Mer-
rick. '''. 83 a
Burtscher Tailoring company, suc-
cessors to NJ. L Lasson, are from the
east and give you eastern prices.
l. NJ. Smith, Of Towner county, has
been visiting his cousins, Drs. E. II.
and ]. H. Belyea, for week past.
Burtsoher Tailoring company are
1.-The swell tailors.
| A big line of children's school
shoes at Mann's
Scrofula, hip disease salt rheum,
Idyspepsia aud other Diseases due to
impure blood are cured by Hoods
Sarsaparilla.
4 Again in business: j. T. Colyille Is
again in business and the patronage Of
his friends Is solicited. 16-tf
Buy your threshing supplies
at Mann's. They have the
goods.
The fire department was called out
Tuesday afternoon. The trouble was
caused by q burning chimney at Billy
Reeds restaurant. No damage.
Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16
Bad Weather TOR rhresh,ss.

. ~sse ssVsSsSSs AVS 4nI0UmbOB
There are many who fear that this
fall 10 going to be repetition, % far
as the weather 10 concerned, Of the fall
Of 1891. It will be remembered that
the crop in 1891 was probably the:
largest ever raised in Ramsey county,
the average yield Of wheat being close
to thirty bushels 70 the acre. Harvest
was late and threshing was delayed ID
September by rains and wet weather.
The month Of October was also very
unfsvorable aud winter set In early.
As result but little more than half
OF the crop was threshed that fall
There was a great deal OF snow that
winter and the wheat, whether stacked
or In the shook, came out in very bad
shape the next spring. Many farmers
failed to get enough out Of their crop
to pay for harvesting and threshing.
Tho weather for the past two weeks
has been distinctly unfavorable for
threshing. It rained the early part cf
last week and it was not until about
Thursday that the threshers ventured
to start up. On Tuesday Of this week
1t rained again aud Wednesday was
also . wet day. Yesterday the weather
cleared. but 1t will require several days
Of sun and wind before the grain u dry
enough to thresh. Under the most
favorable circumstances the threshers
Will hardly start before Saturday.
There IL one circumstance which fayofe
the farmers this year, and that 10 the
number Of threshing machines in the
country. Il 10 claimed that there are
enough to complete the work In three
weeks Il they .opee. get fairly started. I,
Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16


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Mr.. smith was fortunate In havinGl
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Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16

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Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16
Boiler E.p,o.io. at 1.ss1s.

Boiler Explosion at Les1s.
On Thursday, the 8th inst. an old
boiler which was being repaired -
ploded, killing one man and seriousayI
iDjuring eight others. w. H. Smith, q.
blacksmith who had been repairing The
boiler, was standing on the platform
when the explosion occurred. A. piscef
Of iron struck him over the eyes, crush
ing his head and tearing the brains
out, while another piece cut . great
cash across his throat. He wss An
stantly killed. The injured are Dave
Howrey, Thomss Howrsy, Martin r.
Nelson, Mr.. Techman. Frank and VII
liam Leach, Albert Knapp and Mr..
Swift. It Is thought that al viii %
cover. It IL said that the boiler vas
brought to this country Q number os
years ago BY Walt PetFi, Of this city,
and was very old.
Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16
A Clever Trick.

- SsSvSA - sSes
It certainly looks like 1t, but there
10 really no trick about It. Anybody
can try it who has Lame Back and
Weak Kidneys, Malaria or nsrvouss
troubles. We mean he can cure him
self right away by taking Electric Bit
ters. This medicine tones up the
whole system, acts as stimulAnt "
Liver and Kidneys, is blood purifier
and nerve tonic. It cures Constipar
tion, Headache, Painting Spells, Sleep.
lessness and Melancholy. It Il ppsgiy
vegetable, q mild laxative. and rsstosss
the system to It's natural vigor. Try
Electric Bitters and b. convinced that
they are q miracle worker. Evsry
bottle guaranteed. Only 60c 8 bottle
ct @. w. Greene's Drug Store.
Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16
HeIp wa.sse.

Two laundry siris was s III W
School for ths Dsas. A. y 4
Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16

The +divine healer" has been work
ing Rolla.
New goods every day at
Mann's.
Reuben Noble is in Minneapolis this
week and is not expected back for some
days yet.
Tnresher supplies at Kelley's. 25-tf
Fat men can get trousers that
will flt them at HI. L. Wine.
mans.
T B. F. Berry came down from Cando
Wednesday on land Office business and
remained over to see the races.
Devils Lake inter-ocean., 1898-09-16

Doe nu..,ss = @ i. |Eallssk
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-16
American Hustiers Abroad.

Americans are great hustlers, said
Porter Norton, the Philadelphia law
yer, day or two ago in speaking of a
trip he made TO Europe a year ago.
'.When / was in England, l visited the
northern part Of the country and spent
a couple of days fishing in little lake.
l got badly sunburned and made up my
mind that ID look for drug store and
buy some witch hazel.
II walked into little chemists shop,
as it is called in England, and asked if
he kept witch hazel. The druggist said
he did, and after rummaging around
his cellar a few minutes brought out a
bottle of witch hazel which bore the
trade mark of a Philadelphia firm of
chemists I asked how it was that "a
druggist situated in an extreme corner
of England should be selling a COM
pound made in the city of Philadelphia.
He replied that all the preparations of
that kind came from this side of the
ocean, and / soon found out that he
was correct.
IF you go into drug store in any
part of England and ask for quinine,
phenacetine or any of the Thousand and
one tablets put up for the restoration Of
health, you II find that they are made in
this country nine times out of ten. The
Americans are great advertisers too.
found that they give the Englishmen,
the Germans, the French and the men
of the other countries of Europe cards
and spades on advertising patent medi
cines and pretty nearly everything else
that is advertised largely. boston
Journal
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-16

Havana ia hounded by beauty ON ON.
s annr hT ttE n q on the other. Th,
morning. is exceeded in loveliness BY
perhaps but two or three other ports
There are many exquisite things in the
world, and among them, near the head
of the list, stands dawn III the tropics.
1t is sudden as love and just as fair
Dawn in the Havanese hapor is fore
taste of what paradise ma, be.
The tourist who has sailed that way
passes a night beneath sars that are
larger and more neighbely than our
own. The water, too, is different. At
Key West it looks like lwn in May.
1t has the same asparagus sreen. Then
il changes. 1t becomes samd with
phosphorus. As the stars disappear it
changes again, and very suGlehly. into
a strip of opals. At the brzon is a
tender pink Overhead iss futon of
salmon and of blue. Just b0onl with
in rifle range, is an amphthater of
houses. particolored as rairYows tiara
ed with the pearl points of cathedral,
girdled with the yellow FALL of al
crumbling fort.
Every city has an aspectnd odor
of its own Paris for insanc has a
white sky and smells like prey wo-
man. The aspect of Havan is dfron |
It smells of rancid oil. Eaddion it
suggests Seville Though the doors
| have never been there it lods as Dugh |
| they ad.-Edgar Saltnsin Cdier'sl
| Weekly
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-16
An Eastern Fortune Teller

The fortune tellers of his ontry
are not in ii with their t4temIaries
in the far east, as may De seen 7 the
following post card advrtiseme sent
home from India:
price Returned Ii Pred Fa. A
Miracle! An Extraordinsy Loci A
Great Wonder, This Icket, great
Charm, enables US TO hoIan inview
with our dead relations ofriendpre-
sents before our Sight ne Pa the
Present, and the Future, ,e sac. pill
grimage places, Rama. klhna, irist.
Arjun, Mohamed Prophe1nd tyivid
scenes of other Mahatmagivas in
formation of Heaven, thCourf In
dra, Kylas, and other my Eiouiaces,
the result Of cases pendk iDurts,
profit or loss in trade, ttfutr rates
of speeuiations, local andtore mar
ket rates. and importan ne with
electric speed. The preseH oDgs of
friends at home and out sttioRn be
clearly seen. Journey coul baie by
Railway, Steamer. Bicyel Tram
| way. Communications abuarket
rates in England, Africa, Am and
the other foreign countries ca had
only within FIVE minutes Al our
own places. Price of No l + No.
2Rs. 3, No. 8 Rs. q PostaanaA
Communications to be only
in English Gujarati, Marathandf.
Apply to, etc. London Trv