The Portland daily press., 1898-10-07
Mr.. DooLEY TALKING AGAIN.
He Explains the Paris Peace Negotiations
to Hennessy.
(Chicago Journal. }

ulu I'LL wal was gum NC SetA ~AA'
Hennessy.
"Sure,'' said M. Dooley, " tbs not
over yet. IT'S liable to outlast both you
an me, Hinnissy. Twas me simple
mind that made me think that whin wan
~ tn parties to ruction had lost both
legs an arm twas all over but tn coro.
ner's inquest. 1 didn't figure on tn
wake, because tits not etiket east iy tn
dumps FIR tn man that caused tn wake
FIR to jins in TIL festivities.
"Be tn looks iv his case twill be a
long time between tn death iv tn de-
ceased an tn funeral We're in f'r
IN uch social festivities that may r'round
I'D in us goin' to tn fiure with tn rili-
tives iv TIL late departed whin you an
me, Binnissy, thought we had no more
wurruk to do but to walk off with his
joolry.
"Mack's tn la. ad that knows tn etiket
iy these occasions. Ills not his way to
r.race horses to tn ciInitery. Re does
things in style. Tn wake is held IN
Pahr's, where life is wan CONTINUAL
r-round iv pleasure. TIL guests firm this
side goes over with their families. an tn
rayporser scrambles up TIL ship before
tn ey lave, an says he;
d" Mrs. ex-Sicretary iv Agriculture
JOKE K Joseph. iv Oklahoma he says.
do ye intend to any shoppin' in Pahr,s,
an do ye think we ought to take tn.
Philippines or cook them into a shirt
waist?' he says.
IS Mrs. ex-Sicretary iv Agriculture
Zske K. Joseph smiles vi-ciously an, says
she 4 don't know what to think, she
says But Pm ps-roud, she says, to be
an Amlnurioan daddy, she says, as !
often tell me husband she says. An
il we don't get tn Philippines, she says
| sI'll get bonnet that II make that Oma-
ha hat iv tn wife tn mayor OF Guthrie
look like Chinese money she says.
"An thin they're off an in Pahr' E
| they re met be tn President iv France
an tn Secretary iv State an Cap Drey-
| fuss ar all tn la-ads, an carried on to
breakfas, an that's tn same as dinner
with you an me, Hinnissy, an meet tn
rilitiyes iv tn deceased.
"Theyse lashins an lasbins to drink.
Ills ixpinsive, but they don't wake Spain
| in porther or ale, Hinnissy. They wake
| him on q drink that there has not been
bottle iv in this wa-ard since tn In
dians was here.
IAN afther breakfast they set ar.round
| an smoke their good tin-cint seegars. an
thin it's off to TIL Mullin Rouge, which
| is kind iv q theaytre, or tn cave iv tn
| am bassadors, which seems to be base
ment saloon where tn POLITICIANS ARE
| to be found At night they Sc bankit
| givs be tn prisidint iv France, an things
| to dhrink, an livery body has good time,
an tn rilitives iv tn remains puts up a
good keen about himsilf bein' daclnt
man but very poor, an 'twood be a
shame FIR TO take his clothes an thin all
90 over to TIL Roo Royal CHATS like
Clark sthreet) an have tn time ~ thoir
| lives.
Chow long will it lastp 'Tis question
| iv tn food supply. Twill go on till
| theyse nawthun left to cook. an thin
Frinch ARE that handy tn cud make a
New England billed dinner out tv Q cup
iv wather an lotthery ticket But
wish twas over Not because it's expin-
sive I've quit oomplainin' since l heerd
Mack was goin' to make wake, not an
inquest out iv it
tan not because I want to know
whether we have TIL Philippines or not
I'm, that tired iv tn Phi 'lippines I'd sell
me in 'trest in thin FIR pair iv rubber
boots, au' niver go out whIn 1t rains
| on account iv me rheumatism But L
give TIL price iv tn quarther's license tt
| be able to close up me place an go down
| to TIL deepo an see what Mrs Iske h.
| Joseph, iv Oklahoma done in tn way "
hat. I'LL het We that no matther how
we como out iv tn wake that good
woman'l capture lid that'l make thu
| farmers between here an tn Platt
| River think burnin' lie thrain is goin
| through tn country.