New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-05-14
TEE TALK OF THE DAY.

For the hrst time since the war the Stars ana
Stripes have this week displaced tbs Confederate
flag In Richmond. Va. The city has been run Oh
United States troops. and wave OF enthusiastic
patriotism pervades every class IN the community
Hcks-Barton is quite struck with Miss Bisds en-
He had iust lighted cigar last evening when she
hove in sight He threw IT away ana went UP inc
street with her. ,,a - hin, >
She told him that she appreciated his selt-denla.
in throwing the cigar away but she never cSuIS 10
think Of marrying man VINO was 30 oe'o'o u
economy Boston Transcript
The following unique announcement is made by
an old timer who has just opened drygoods store
a, Lawrence Kan: Settled IN the Territory. at
Lawrence In 1851. Stood the drouth OF 1850. Stood
the war 81 1915 Stood the Quantrell raid. Stood
the Price raid Stood the three grasshopper raids
Stood up for Kansas always. and am ready TO stand
I'D FOR the United States against Spain or any
country earth
Rrown-see that girl with sirdle of miniature
Bright-Yes; that entire zone is Dominated by the
This Is tho song OF the Yale boys:
We didn't want 20 nght-
But. by lingo. now we do
Well show the proud Hdalgos
What Yankee dude'll do.
The Savage Bachelor.-The Sweet Young Thins-I
40 The he' savage Bacheior~NAther do l. They are
Se m Hoe .s ss of talk hs
ing begins.-(Cincinnnu Enquirer.
In an English religious Journal recently appeared
the following advertisement: Lady leaving Enc
land permanently must sell family grave; hold
i've
Analogies-"A single man." said the garrulous
boarder. is like a derelct at sea- and remains so
Ships in harbor." said the unmarried boarder.
seem more liable TO II blowing up."-1ndianapolis
Journal
The new Opera Comiaue. in Paris. has l.4T
seats; the old one burned down some years ago.
had 1909. The cubic dimensions OF the stage and
space above IT, we'll as the surface Of the former
are almost exactly the same as those OF the Old
playhouse. There IL doubt. however. whether
the wings sufficiently large to accommodate
the elaborate scenery and large choruses demanded
by modern operate productions.
WITH THE FLEET
Our hearts are with the fleet 1t sails and sails
With the ripple OF the red flags DER the guns In
with the stars that light the darkness It drifts
to Freedoms day
Our hearts are with the heet-with the fieeti
With the fleet
Where the stormy pillows beat
Our hearts are with the feet.
With the fleet,
Our hearts are with the fleet sails the stormy
With the captains and the sailors in the battle Of
the free;
TIL the sea-bells Join the chorus of the bells OF
Liberty
Our hearts are with the feet-with the feet!
With the fleet.
With the fleet.
Where the stormy pillows beat
0ur hearts are with the fleet
-CWashington Star.
Not long ago the King OF Slam Is said to have
given to an Italian artist the Grand Cross OF the
Siamese Crown. saying: This cross will entitle
you to marry twelve wives 1t Is a distinction
seldom confer; 80 hope you will make good use
OF IT,"
Kisbet-People who remain at home can have no
idea OF the dangers soldiers encounter amid
the rain Of shot and shell
Tottn-No. and the soldiers who go to the war
Will probably never consider the dangers the stay.
at-homes run lodging Decentralization Transcript
When a British regiment left Halifax last week
the American flag waved almost everywhere
with the Union Jack and tho bands alternated Tho
Star Spangled Banner with Rule Britannia"
According TO Hardware" two rival commercial
travellers were trying to sell merchant a fire.
proof safe
The first said to the merchant:
was put In the middle OF a fire for twenty-four
hours, and afterward the cat came out alive"
Said the second:
I'VE put a cat IN one OF our safes and piled a
Are round It for week. and when we opened 1t
''Ah. l thought So" said the merchant.
Yes" replied the traveller. "hs was frossu to
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