The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-10-13
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b4i 10 isll hst zoe called. Alsy AZ
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hsvs fsibi hope lhs, yea sers thinking
II M. sss (,tyi,) is.
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risn .nd he'd hsd TALL. Whist are you
t..ias sbon,f ..se BERTHE. contsmptous
~ u ..s The fcit pedal yonr head bill.
--ioa bod better DOL so boating sith
a.,sr. .sid Tommy 70 bic sisters beau.
WIZ I, fommyf Cause hesrd her
10y .hs Intended 10 ihfow yoa overheard
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--iiasbsnd Ny dear. l sish you would
1T ms e.fvs that io~i ] an sure could
msl~ it go further. Wifs-l h1ow you
could I've seeo you send It night of the
table,
They cay that the devil 10 tbs fsiber
u lies, said the typewriter bostder, but
sursly the saying cannot apply 10 little.
~bite lies. No. said tho Cheerful Idiot.
only internal lies,
We are 10 danger, said one Spanish
statesman, Of siukins into oblivion, OF be
log almost forgotten by the rest OF the
world. Ssveri replied the other proudly.
We still have eur debts.
-AsIions Mother How 10 II that you
have 40 mnoh trouble With your house
k~epinsi YJu told mo your wife could
eook. Adult son She eau. Then whst
is The matieii She Won't.
Il vant yoa 10 understand that / sm
Is good rs my word, cir, declared the u,sn
thst vas looking Tor = small loan. All
rishi. cir. III take look around sni hnd
oui what yonr words worth,
oitsa wonder sid Miss Sprocke,.
sbst becomes Of the popular sonss. They
are so soon forgotten. They NEE, With
dreadful fste. replied Mr.. Spokes. How
j. thsti Everybody murders them.
Mrs. ureymsir - Whel | die l wan,
yon TO epsrsve on my tonb There is
qaie, 10 heaven Mr.. drsymsir - / think.
my dear. II would be more TO the point 10 {
make it There was quiet 10 heaven.
MIR. Jonsing -Jes' ~ | vuz comm
out OF Msse Jones's gate vii de fowls 7.
me, de psbson. Wife t.ghsD -w-vot
did he ssyi Mr.. Jousing He said be
wa comm ober to tex dinrer vii Ms to
morer.
Mr.. J.bbie (proudly) My daughter
plays the piano entirely by ear. Next
door Nsishbor tsrovliuglyl by carp ] s
should have thought. from the coniound
ed row she kicks mp, that she played IL |
With her feet. .
So He They say dreams go by contra
ries. Do you believe in She Yes,
think they do. He Alas. l dreamed ,
lost night tina, you had promised to be
ny wife She And dreamed that had
refused Jon. ?
Mrs. Noonicb Il suppose Jon have
noticed little JoLnnlea awful lspses In
GRAMMAR l really mua keep him from n
from the servants Neishbor -Rsslly1 /
cas- Of the opinion that he had learned
them from his grandfather.
q 1nntrymsn { deotisD Il wouldn't 3
pay noth.ns extra Tor gas. just yank her
ont. IL i, does hut. Dentist You sre
piashy. sir. LIT me see The tooth. Coau
,ry msn - Oh, faint me that's got the tooth
ache; ~. my wife Shell be here in :.
minuta,
IN surprised 70 hear that you srs 80 -
snthu 'isstic over soli, Slisher. Do you /
pissf Not 10 . thousand ycarsi Would y
moi knov link from balloon. Bot my IA
ollie ia 90 completely taken up with the II
PANE that she hss gait trying to run me.
Mrs. Mills What do you thinki =
Oar v lille has taken The d st prize In his
sisss 81 college Mrs. Tnlls = How de
lighted Jon must bel | knou jast hov
proud you feel. becsuse myself have 81
perienoed il. My French poodle took The
ars, prirs ., The bench show.
The elevator boy 10 the big fat Va.
'ifing bis We've TO . passenger on the Is
proper conduct OF children. What do
'on tnos about IN laughed the passenger.
fon'u not married. are yout Well, no,
'rplied the boy. bat have brought mp e
treat many families 10 my time.
--Whsl 10 your idea OF political scone
N .r Wall, replied Senator sorghum ~ pei
-c'isely, there's 10. Of different kinds w
So, my idea Of the genuine eriicle 10 the
nso Who manages 10 put by enough
'hIIe be hss 90 office to pay the expense
4 getting u for another term. m
Mrs. Brosn-Whsi . Curious man