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The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1898-03-23
Protest From the Front Pewa.

Clergyman-Yes, 1 know I am vehement.
I wish my preaching to reach sinners.
Warden-Very good. but is 1t necessary to
preach-er-in such loud voice?-Detroit
Journal
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1898-03-23
4 GENEROUS OFFER
YOUR FOWLS AND HELP THE
REPRESENTATIVE,

MI. Hamlin v. Poore, Of Bird Island,
Mlnn., makes the following liberal
proposition, which every Populst
farmer In the country should take ad-
vantage Of and thereby help The
Representative.
Mr.. POOre will supply for 81, 20 eggs
Of the Barred Plymouth Rocks and
for every setting ordered through the
Representative, Mr.. POOre will ship
to tho ono sending tho order, 20 eggs
securely and carefully packed, de-
livering the same at the express office
at Bird Island, and fifty cents Of every
dollar will be donated to the Repre-
sentative.
Remember that while obtaining the
eggs of splendid fowls at much less
than the usual price, you are helping
the Representative and the cause OF
reform.
Now Ii the time to order. Send in
your orders Mt once to The Represen-
tative, 632 Boston Block, Minneapolis,
Mimi.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1898-03-23

Jno. w. Arctander, attorney at law.
e13 N. Y Life Bldg, Minneapolis, MINI.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
C0NGENIAL OCCUPATION.
Light and Profitable Employment for
Poor Old Man who Hau
Nothing hut Money,

The old stock broker imped YEARLY down
the familiar country road on which in boy.
hood days he had often driven the cows
hoiheWard TO their barn at milking time,
ana ever and anon some familiar feature
Oh the landscape caught his eve. Years ago
his father had died and left the farm to his
brother and himself. Soon firing of the dull
toll OF farmers life, he resolved to 20 to
the city and seek his fortune.
Here his honest face secured him posi-.
tlon with Wall street firm, the members
oil the firm assuming that an honest, in
gehuous countenance was such rarity in
thelr line OF business that it might attract
attention and add to their clientele. Soon
branching out for himself, he in time be.
came one of the largest operators ON the
street. But, caught in crash, he was pen.
niless, and was now forced to seek home
WIN his brothers sons, who had prospered
with the farm.
i, AS he reached the familiar gate the young
husDandmen saw him, and with a veil thew
rushed to meet their uncle.
Come right in! You shall not want for
anythlng!" cried Jabe.
The room you occupied when a boy is
ready for you'll" shouted Bijah.
Not HEX of work shall you dol" chimed
in another of his nepbews.
.,r, DVSS' edIu tne Olu STOCK broker.
I'm still able to work, and shall do nv
share. Never shall it be said that 1 ate Of
anyone,'s bread and ended my days in
slothfulness."
:. wei, answered one of the nephews,
can you think of any light work about the
place you could do? Something congenial,
you know, that won't seem too strange and
hard for your"
m Yes" replied the uncle, after pause,
have it. ! shall water the Stockholm.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
WASP AS AN ENGINEER.
An Exhibition of Insect CIeyernen
That Won Praise from Sur
veying Corps.

Several members of the United
States engineer corps were interested
witnesses of feat of insect engineer
ing near the road on which they were
working. One of their number found
blue ground wasp dragging along
the ground a dead swamp spider one
quarter the size of Ii full-grown taran.
tula. Whether the wasp killed the
spider or found ii dead is Il question he.
yond solution. lie was having hard
time dragging his prey along, and pres.
entity left it to go prospecting for his
abode. The discoverer of the wasr
called his companions, and one of them
in coming stepped upon the wasp's
groundhole, crushing down some
blades of dry grass across it. This
caused no little trouble to the insect
who, upon locating the hole, nipped
away at the obstructing stalks with
his strong mandibles unit! he had
cleared passage. Then he went back
and sized up the spider, walking around
the big body and surveying it from all
sides.
Hes reckoning that the hole isn't
big enough" said one of the engineers.
That's all right; he'll fix it," said
another, as the insect went back and
commenced vigorously widening the
entrance to his domicle.
Again he returned to the spider.
seized it and dragged it within a foot
of the orifce. To the spectators it was
evident that more work would have to
be done before the spider could be
dragged in, This struck the wasp. too,
for again he ran around the body. ex.
aiming it carefully, and returned TO
the hole to take measurements. lie
went to digging second time. Hav.
ing dug for two minutes he brought
bis prey to the edge of the hole, nipped
out a piece of dirt here, cut away a
grass stem there, and after Is minutes
If hard and skilIful labor disappeared
underground, dragging the spider
after him, doubtless to form the
piece de resistance in winter store
house. The engineers then resumed
their work, exchanging comments
Of admlration.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
HUMOROUS

Ee--"I should have thought yoy
wor;6 be sure to remember my face.
she-"oh, sol do; but, you see, don,
remember you."-Ally Sloper.
Looking Forward-Mrs. Noear-"De
you think my daughter will be a mu
sician| Professor-"I giant gay. She
dell me she gone of long-lived YAM
ily."-N. Y, Weekly.
y Military Affair. "IIow do you
think she went back on me?" Good,
hess knows" "She quit answering my
letters, and sent me word that the
cable was cut,"-Detroit Free Press.
Lady - Are these eggs really
fresh?' Shop Madam, il
you will kindly step TO the telephone
and call up our farm, you can hear the
hens that laid those eggs still cack
ling. Credit Lost.
81 have escaped" the hero cried.
"A peril few have missed,
/ got, It's true.
shot or two,
But ! haven't yet been kissed"
Washington Star.
The Only Thing to Do.-"What be.
came of the man who committed tt
memory all of Shakespeare plays
while in jail?' They had to loci
him up again; ne was always going
around quoting them."-Chicago Rec
ord.
Now" said the president of the
Spanish peace commission, as he met
Judge Day, there is one thing we are
unit on from the start" "And that
tsp queried Judge Day, 1--WE both re
member the Maine!" - Philadelphia
North American.
You must be broken Of that habit
OF yours" said Johnny's father, wher
he gave him his third scoldng about,
playing with fire. Johnny looked AT
him thoughtfully, Father" said he
hadn't | better be mended, stead o.
broken" - Northwestern Christian
Advocate.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
A WAY TO SETTLE 1T.
They Were Rivals and There Was .
Chance for Trouble but
Peace Prevailed.

Now, then, sir, l think we have little
business with each other. Suppose we settle
1t right here"
II know what you mean. Say, look here.
You and | are counting the same girl, and
naturally we don't like each other. That's
the trouble, isn't itS"
That's it, and we don't need to waste
many words over it, either"
we won't. | would like to occupy your
time just about two minutes, however, and
4 we cant settle this thing without fighting
m your man, from Cuban machete to a
Philippine parang or amy other weapon be.
longing either to normal or to expanded
America. Suppose you kill me. You
couldn't marry the girl. Even if you escaped
hanging it wouldn't do you any good. She
would never look at you again. Suppose
kill you. couldn't marry her, either. But
you wouldn't get much satisfaction out of
that, You wouldn't be in a position to do
any Growing Suppose we kill each other.
II the girl cares for either of us it would
break her heart. So what's the good Of
lighting? Why not arbtrate the case?"
"Arbitrate it?"
Yes. It's toss-up, anyway. One of us
stands as good show as the other, and it
wouldn't muss things up as a fight with
deadly weapons would. We can state our
case and leave the decision to the arbi-
traitor"
"But, great Scott! Whom could we get to
do the arbitrating"
Suppose we leave it to the girl herself~
"All right. hadn't thought Of that
Chicago Tribune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
~ Feel Like New Person.,
Mrs. GEO. LEACH,

Mrs. GEO. LEACH,
1909 Belle St., Alton, ILL.,, writes:
Before / began to take your Vege.
table Compound was q great sufferer
from womb trouble. Menscs would ap-
pear two and three times in a month,
causing me to be so weak could not
stand. Icould neither sleep nor eat, and
looked SO badly my friends hardly
knew me.
81 took doctors medicine but did not
derive much benefit from it. My drug
gist gave me one of your little books,
and after reading it l decided TO try
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. l feel like new person. l
would not give your Compound for all
the doctors medicine in the world. I
can not praise it enough"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
Not the Thing Now.

u want your daughter" he wrote to
the old gentleman.
Come and get her." was the old gen.
tleman's reply.
"Oh, dear, no." answered the sutton.
That's not at all the correct thing
now, Let her come and get me-"
Their they knew that he was really n
man with a title and not an imposter.
Chicago Post.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
we, the und ersigned have known +. j.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe him
perfectly. honorable in all business transac-
tions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West y Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To.
ledo, o.
,Wading, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price Toe per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
The Ledger Monthly.

The publishers of the New York Ledger
announce the discontinuance of that publ.
cation as a weekly and its appearance in
future as a monthly.
The Ledger was founded by Robert Bon.
ner. The world knows the history of that
venture. He took into his work new ideas
and determination to succeed. He made
the Ledger the foremost weekly in the
rea Inns of ction.-World Herald, Omaha,
Nnh '
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

A NATION OF DYSPEPTICS.
From the Mountainecr. walhalla, N, Oak

The remorse of guilty stomach is what
large majority of the people are suffering
with to-day. Dyspepsia is characteristic
American disease and it is frequently stated
that I'VE are nation of dyspeptcs."
Improper food, hurried eating, mental
worry, exhaustion; any of these produce a
lack Of vitality in the system, by causing the
blood to lose its DEMONSTRATING elements
The blood is the vital element in our live.
and should be carefully nurtured. Restore
the blood to its proper condition, dyspepsia
will vanish and good health follow.
For example in the county of Pembina,
North Dakota, few miles from Walhalla,
resides Mr.. Ernest Snider; man of sterling
integrity, whose veracity cannot be doubted.
He says:
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
A Victim of circumstance.

The small boy was looking very mo-
rose.
What's the matter?' inquired his
companion.
We'll, to tell the plain truth, guess
I'm jealous. It's just my luck, I'm rot
old enough to go to war nor young
enough to be the baby, and so far us
any chance of being the pride and pet
OF the household is concerned, I'm
clear out of il. "-Washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

81 trusted you with my heart" said
she, with bitter sobs, "and what have
you done with it?"
His laugh for harshness could have
given crosscut saw the deckhead.
"llave you looked in the top drawer
of the bureau?' he asked.-Cincinnati
ENQUIRER.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
TOO Sudden.

Madam" said the physician, emerg-
ing from the sickroom, 81 have come
TO prepare you for the worst. Your
husband is not long for this world. He
may die even to-day"
"Oh, don't say that, doctorl" cried
the devoted wife ITS too terrible!
Why, my mourning gown won't be done
until to-morrow."-Chicago Post.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
ItDidn't Surprise the Janitor

Janitor-lou'll have to stop practic.
ing on that corrective can't stand il.
Cornetist-l'm sorry that music has
no charms for you. You know, Orpheus
moved inanimate objects by his mu.
sic.
Janltor-Is that his cornet you've
got?-Up TO Date.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
shall We keep the philippines,

Public opinion Is divided as to the wisdom
Of keeping the Philippines, Wise statesmen
are found on both sides of the question.
Public opinion, however, is all one way in
regard to the wisdom of everybody keeping
their health. For this purpose Hostetters
Stomach Bitters is widely used. This medi;;
cine is both preventive and cure for malarial
fevers, stomach disorders, torpid liver and
impure blood. II is agreeable TO weak stom'
achs and soothing TO the nerves.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
RECLAIMED HEALTH.
Gratifying Letters to Mrs. Pink
ham From Happy Women.
al Owe You My Life,
Mrs. e. WooLuIsER,
Mills, Neb., writes:

Mrs. 70. WO0LnIsER,
Mills, Neb., writes:
DEAR Mrs. PINKuAM Il owe nv
life to your Vegetable Compound. The
doctors said l had consumption and
nothing could be done for me. My
menstrnation had stopped and they
said my blood was turning to water. 1
had several doctors. They all said l
could not live. Ibegan the use of Lydia
e. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound,
and it helped me right away; menses
returned and l have gained in weight.
/ have better health than have had for
years. Itiswonderful what your Com
pound has done for me-"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
Two Grent Periods.

Hc-There are two periods in a mans
life when he never understands a wom-
an.
Indeed, and when are they?'
Before he is married and after
wards. "-Tit-Bits.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
Two .iptya.

When all our efforts pass for naught,
When things do not go as they ought,
Or we've not found that which we sought
We marvel at the dull worlds mbeclllty;
But when we have achieved success,
And all our friends their praise express.
w certainly cannot do less
Than pride ourselves upon our ow,
ability.
-puck
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
& III III -
How II Degan.

Mrs Dixon-Your husband paid III,
such apretty compliment yesterday.
Mrs, Hixon-Indeed! What did he
say?
Mrs. D.xon-Why, he said that
looked younger and handsomer than
ever.
Mrs HlNon-Oh, I'm not much sur
prised at his saying that. The doctor
told him the ether day that he was
threatened with softening of the brain
Chicago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
So Sarcastic.

WILLIE once knew girl who near
~ died from ice cream poisoning.
Nellie-The very idea! would never
Lave dreamed of such thing happen
ing TO girl of your acquaintance.-In-
dianapois Journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Human nature is inherently pessi.
mistic," remarked the man who as
sumes great wisdom.
There isn't any proof of that asser-
ton"
Yes, there is. Nobody ever stops
to talk about the weather except when
it's disagreeabe. "-Washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
Two HapDy

"ldon'tknow Of anything that caused
me so much real happiness as my sol.
der experience" said the optimistic
young man,
But thought"
"Oh, we had our troubles. But when.
ever think Of how glad was to go and
how glad was to get home again, |
can't help being little bit appreca.
tive. "-Washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
A Deduction,

Browne-Smith's wife is an awful
virago. Why doesn't she keep her
tongue between her teeth occasion
ally?
Towne--l suppose she's afraid Of be-
ing arrested for carrying concealed
weapons.-N. Y. journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Miss Flossie, have you been inter-
ested in the warp"
"Yes. indeed, | was just telling Mr..
Noodleboodle that thought it was the
cutest little scrap on record."-N. Y.
Truth.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
Washing In Egypt,

In Egypt washing is done mostly
bJ men, who stand naked on the banks
If the Nile and pound the wet clothes
IN the smooth stones at the rivers
brink till the dirt is removed from
.hem,-N, Y. Sun.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
A Little and Herewith Content.

! do not care for vast estates
Nor millions at command:
One million Is enough for me,
And that in cash on hand.
IN. Y. Truth.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
A Correction.

Birds now build nests in cannons
mouths"
Peace-laud!ng poets sing;
The guns are still. but. BOBBY bards.
Birds do not nest til spring.
Chicago Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
More Ways Than One

DEGRADATION lost cool million yes.
terday.
Duell-Got caught in wheat?
Dyer-No; his daughter married a
count.-puck.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
Enigma,

Where are you going. my pretty mald?"
Il cannot tell you, kind SIR" she cried,
For you must know that this pretty mait
Was Just beginning to learn to ride.
Town Tnnlcs
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
The VaIue of Experience.

with what gracefully sweeping motion
she handles fan" Eyes; she used to keep
the flies off the table in her fathers Omaha
lunchroom. cleveland Plain Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
Ayerted II.

Prospect--rhey say If 1t hadn't been
for his poor wife Tankton would have
filled drunkard's grave.
Parke-ies, she had him cremated.
Brooklyn Life.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Since the discovery and introduction Of
DR.. Mofets TrE-nINA tIeethihg Psefsr)
the death rate OF small children has rgely
decreased TEETnINA Ads Digesiia<l egu'
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
Go.

"Hargreaves says he never goes in
society"
"No. He tried, but he didn't co.,
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
The Drenm of Life.

The worlds stage. and all
The people are but actors. so they say;
And each Is prone TO think the thing would
fall
Fiat II he were TO draw out OF the play.
Chicago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
A Suggestion,

A bounty on the fierce VOLTS head
The states should all restore;
Then maybe people won't object
To have him at their door.
N. Y Evening journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
"How cid are you then, miss?'
"Twenty-three."
And your younger sister,"
shes 2G."-Fliegende Blaetter.
AZ the Thentcr.

Her hat was large-but, glorious truth,
Revenge was perched upon the chair
In front, where sat college youth
with football head OF hair.
-Chicag- Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
Not Sanctiled.

Clergyman-You want to be separated
from your husband? Don't you know that
marriages are made in Heaven?
She-I know that, sir; but ours was not
! got my husband through an advertisement
in the papers, Illustrated American.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
COntented,

Almost any girl will tell you.
II the questions put 10 her,
That the man who Is spooniest
Is the least inclined to stir.
PHILADELPHIA Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
Liked Variety,

The Judge-No two witnesses tell the same
story
The Lawyer-Your honor, arranged il
that way. | didn't want to make the trial
too monotonous for you.-Yonkers States.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Harriet--What did the officer do
when he caught you searching?
Harry--Put me in the cooler.-N. Y.
Evening Journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

a. became seriously i'll three years AGO
The doctor gave me medicine for indigestion,
but | continued to become worse. | had
several physicians at intervals who gave me
some relief, but nothing permanent
Il read in the newspapers articles regard
ing the wonderful curative powers OF Dr.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People, and
finally concluded to try the pills. pur.
chased six boxes. This was five months ago
The first box gave me much relief con.
linued taking the pills, and after using four
boxes was cured"
These pills are recognized everywhere as
,specitic for diseases Of the blood and nerves
For paralysis, locoEotor ataxia, and other
diseases long supposed incurable, they have
proved their efficacy in thousands of cases
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Often what man calls principle is Tihers
bit of seeking to force his views upon others.
Washington (la.) Democrat.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Enough for Row-"Pa, what are the
dogs of war;" 'Wel, your mothers fine
poodle and that mongrel pup next door,
Detroit Free Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Piso's Cure for Consumption has saved me
many doctors bills, 4. Hardy, Hop
kins Place, Baltimore, Md, Dec. ?. 9i.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Don't Neglect Cough Take Some Hale's
Honey of llorehound and Tar instanter.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Hang a sword over mans head and he is
more likely to cut the thread than move
from under.-Atchison Globe.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Deacon Pewser-"Dont see you at church
Of late, Mr.. Noodle" Noode-"No; the
fact is it cost me so much for tickets to sos
Gals and entertainments that I've made up
my mind that III have to save my soul in
some other way if | want to keep my body
alive few years longer" boston Tran
Bcrpt
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Everyone wondered why Prof. Dau-
Der wore such long pointed beard,
but could not imagine how he oh.
tanned such satisfactory results.-N.
Y. Ledger.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

A man imagines before marriage that he
will be his wifes cup of 10Y, but finds out
afterwards that he is only fly in it.-Atchi-
eon Eloha
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Leading woman to the altar is usually
a mans last act Of lcadership.-Chicago
Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
In Confidence.

First Doctor-Yes, I've been his family
physician for years.
Second ,Doctor--And he appreciates all
you have done for him?
More. than that. He appreciates all he
thinks I've done for him. Brooklyn Life.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

The approval of your conscience is an ex.
cellent thing, but it is not sufficient to get
you a raise of salary.-Puck
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
ibid he leave his wife much?'
Every night."-Boston Herald.
Vie Modern Hern-

I'm the worlds broad field of battle,
In the bivouac Of life,"
Don't you split the wood, for that'u
Furnish pastime for your wife.
Il. A. w. Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

"Ah!" sighed the faded beauty, gaz-
Ing cyuically in the glass, would !
were soldier brave!"
Why queried her maid, in some
alarm. Whatever put such an idea
into your head?"
Because then, instead OF time mark
ing me, l could mark time. IN. Y.
Journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09
UnaninbIe.

What n precocious child that DO,
Of Trivvins' isl" exclaimed the cross.
grained citizen.
why, 1t sits for hours without saw
ing word"
Il know it. That's more than it's
father can do."-Washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

To Cure n Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money il it fails to cure. Csc
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1898-12-09

Nothing makes man so sad as to have
girl jolly him.-Chicago Daily News.