New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-09-30
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Before the Convention Repuhiican-Why have
,,u decided not 10 vote the Republican ticket
Political Purlst-Bccauso tho bosses wont put up
decent men
After the Convention -Repubcan-Well now
that the Republicans have put up decent men, Will
you vote IN" ticket
Political Purlst-Certainy not; decent mon ought
no. to accept party nominations
THE LATEST FROM CHINA.
Chlns-a ling "A C hing ching.
Catchec lt,ec I<wang-su-
GOttce on the lun.
Iongce coma mamma.
Savcc mHchcc how,
OuiCkco catchcc pgtai,
Makee mighty low.
ola mannee Ii Hung
Wearee yclly coat.
Pi In6ke ioHkt ks '' son,,
Chine-a-.ing "A ching ching.
Maybe nttcc KwanE-Su
'""'' cleveland Plain Deacr.
e,co, many Episcopal ciorGymen probably
r,o,i.d sympathze with tho English bishop VINO
said recently: The two things of which am most
tired are The Churchs one Foundation ana cola
chicken The hymn seems always TO ne 'h"N'n
,,bercv.r | 20 and kind hoStesses. with quite eN-
,raordnnry unanim,y provide cold chicken for
luncheon"
Mr. wlcsby SOC here my love. there is some ms,
take The haggaee-delivery man has left seven
M't Wss9y G3s JUS, re'n5nsa frpn III, i9e
coming back after dark for the extra hve-tCIeV'-
lard Plain Dealer.
F-cnch ,n,road company has painted tho out
edo y, lie passenger coaches with poetic devices. or
m. images ~ stars fishes. birds. etc. sk"ic7ed
large and IN emphati' coors The OBJECT is to
enable the passenger who gets or for refreshments
TO recognize his carriage ari class from amid mo
crowd and In tho gathering dusk Tie says to him
solf I'm tho FISH. tho scales, tho swallow, et'.'
and makes for his own place
ONE OF THE HEROES
lie ddn', brave tho dangers Of the sanguinary
He didn't get title lust FOR being some ones
Ilc never saw nm army drive another force away.
And rs doubtful " he'd know enough 10 IRE OF
n gun.
still his breast s fairly bulging with the pride that
And the women nutter round him. each on hero
lie would ''i never gain much notice through his
IN, he ," won little medal at a sonng tournament
' ' WIN -Ohicago News
NJ uobun On American has Just left brussels,
accompanied by five trained electricians 70 extend
| the telegraph in the Congo country from us pres
on, minus AT Stanley Pool to Stanley FANS ana
thence, I'm two different directions 10 Lake Tanear-
an rho other The work H. cost about $'Co"'. and
It is expected that it will I've completed In 1904"
An Ohio woman visiting Boston FOR tho first time
has been doing the sights II had my greatest
thrIll down at Copp's Iil burynS ground. she
YES that's Just The place for the s h r% emo
''"Is soon AS my sIstcr-in law and | got into tho
nIarr She said II found myself almost stepping
ipon a grave with an inscription on queer niue
iron cover sort Of tomb jumped back. feeling the
way YOU do when you stcn on a grave ana redi
Isn't it pathciic?' | said to my sistSr-ln.law W.
oh don't know. she anIwcrcd' 3D. W. W. means
Boston Water Works. -tBoston transcript
Tn. Council Of tho American Association for the
Advancement OF Science recently appointed com
,r,toe consisting OF Professors Pickering. Of Har-
yard: Mendenhall OF Worcester. and woodward,
Of Columbia University to increase the efhciency
~ rho Naval Observatory in Washington tt $50
who know the Will recognize the eNc"'encc
NJ the choice but the committee has II big Job on
It's hands.
AbH% Of Gm Of our y
uptown adopted. after long and serious debate. tho
unren,,oisy dsapnroved Of the innovation. AM
ono even wen, so iar as to say snaI 'ny ' n
ssr,N An ho large ""p was used Howcv"r tn.
Sqnss % S by s "s caps 5 y2sq
pcnrance. Last Sunday happened to be com
munion day. and now comes m traRo part OF The
collected the few drops If vino left In them emp
e coll i' poured back into thS bottle microbes
and all The question IL. can this Re a plan by
which the old folks continue to have their own
WAY ana exchange their micr ,bcs. or IL 1t simply
economy 81 Philadelphia Record.
The New-York State Universalists' Convention
will meet al Fort Plain October I.
Knew Too Much.-"Do you know what conserva-
tories are for Wille?' asked his uncle.
You bet | do replied the boy promptly and
then turning to his sister he asked: Shall tell
them Mamie
That being the first intimation she had had that
he had been In or near the conservatory the even
ing before. naturally she blushed.-(Chicago Post.