Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1898-05-26
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The Cuban question and political is
sues sink into insignifcance with the
man who suffers from piles. What he
most desires is relief DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve cures piles. r. G. Dod-
son. 45-ly
Why fear early frosts since they
never come until after they are dew.
The human machine starts but once
and stops but once. You can keep it
going longest and most regularly by
using DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the
famous little pills for constipation and
all stomach and liver troubles. r. G.
Dodson. dolly
A dogwood tree isn't at all like dog
because the trees bark is on the out
side
J. G. p. Jones, Milesburg, Pa, writes:
81 have used DeWitts Little Early
Risers ever since they were introduced
here and must say / have never used
any pills in my family during forty
years of housekeeping that gave such
satisfactory results as n laxative or
cathartic r. G. Dodson. 45-ly
This earth is a Jolly old soak Judging
from the remarks of the raindrops.
S. f. Parker, Sharon, Wis, writes:
nave LFlCu lDe w III . w lJch l1dhOl
Salve for itching piles and it always
cures them in two minutes. | consider
DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve the great
est pile cure on the market. r.. G.
Dodson. 45-ly
The cold bluff which the north pole
puts up has thus far prevented it from
being discovered.
S. M. Geary, Pierson, Mich, writes:
'DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is curing
more piles here to-day than all other
remedies combined. 1t cures eczema
and all other skin diseases" r. G..
Dodson. 45-ly
Our girls should be taught to say
''no" and thus quit their terrible habit
/ of answering init"
One Minute is not long, yet relief is
obtained in half that time by the use of
! One Minute Cough Cure. 1t prevents
consumption and quickly cures colds,
! Group, bronchitis, pneumonia, lagrippe
and all throat and lung troubles. R.
/ G. Dodson. 45-ly
1t is well enough for man to be
called an ''oak" or ''hickory," but
not an evergreen"
cone Minute Cough Cure is the best
I
and / can't say too much in its praise
/ i. NJ Kennon, Merchant, Odell, Ga.
/ r. G. Dodson. dolly
The dyspeptic mans stomach isn't
always in good trim when its in ''apple'
| pie order"
Late to bed and early to rise, pre-
! pares a man for his home in the skies.
| Early to bed and Little Early Riser,
| the pill that makes life longer and
better and wiser. r. G. Dodson. 45-ly
Does it make man act square to
bring him up with a round turn occa-
sionally?
Ballard's Snow Liniment is the most
penetrating liniment in the world. 1t
| cures pain and Inflammation of all
| kinds quicker than any other known
remedy. Price SOC. Every bottle
guaranteed. L. Taggart.
A Widows heart may not be good as
new but she is always willing to repair
it.
Ballard's Horehound Syrup is the
best known remedy for Consumption,
! Coughs, Colds, and all throat and chest
! troubles. Every bottle is guaranteed.
1t is the best remedy for children. %
and 80 cents. L. Taggart.
"At last have something laid up for
! the future" said the new doctor as he
discovered that the patient had slow
| consumption.
There is no remedy equal to Herbine
for the cure Of constipation, sick head
ache, indigestion, vertigo, loss of
memory, uncertain appetite, unrestful
sleep or skin eruptions. If you want a
perfect tonic for the liver, Herbine
will not disappoint you. L. Taggart.
! The faster man lives the harder it
is for success to catch up with him.
Everyone who has diphtheria, Group,
| quinsy, catarrh or sore throat, can pos
itively and speedily be cured by
| Thompson's Diphtheria 28-ly
That ''rounder," the base ball now
| goes to bat.