The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-09-14
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

Nobody can be happy without
FIRST being useful.
= Without liberty no happiness can
be enjoyed by society.
Every one can stand little more
than he thinks he can.
= The mice always play when the
cats away but the cat finally catches
on to it.
1t is said that women criminals
have larger hands and feet than aver
age women.
"A cube Of cast iron one inch
each way will be crushed under press
sure Of 80 tons.
-"I'm always getting things mix
ed, as the man said who had hash set
before him 13 times week.
he who does his best, however
little, is always to be distinguished
from him who does nothing.
1t is stated as fact that many
people hear best when their eyes are
closed. Think of this in church.
A stubborn cough or tickling in the
throat yields to One Minute Cough Cure.
Harmless in effect, touches the right spot,
reliable and just what Is wanted. It acts
at once. Evans Pharmacy.
= The people who are most careless
as to their duties are usually most ex-
acting as to their rights.
The man who expects to accom-
plish everything by main strength is
doomed to bitter disappointment.
The highest church steeple on
earth is not as near heaven as a sack
of -four left in poor woman's cellar.
When you call for DeWitt's Witch Ha-
Eel salve, the great pile cure, don't accept
anything else. Don't be talked into &C.
cepting a substitute, for piles, for sores,
for burns. Evans Pharmacy.
David Hume, the Scotch philoso-
pher, said that he would rather be
born with cheerful disposition than
heir to $4,000 year.
"A cheerful temper, joined with
innocence, will make beauty attrac-
tive, knowledge delightful, and wit
good-natured.
Truth wears we'll. People have learned
that DeWitt's Little Early Rlsers are reli-
able little pills for regulating the bowels,
curing constipation and sick headache.
They don't Rripe. Evans Pharmacy.
"You want to go to the old dig
gings? Heavens, boy, you don't know
spade from jigsaw." eyes; I do,
father, 1 held five Of them las, night. :"
= The proper name: Some dentists
speak Of the rooms in which they re-
ceive their patients as 'sparlors. But
they ought to call them drawing rooms.
One Minute Cough Cure surprises peo-
pie by It's quick cures. and children may
take 1t in large quantities without the
least danger. It has won for itself the
best reputation Of any preparation used
to-day for colds, Group, tickling In the
throat or obstinate coughs. Evans Phar-
macy.
= Mother-Dear me The baby
has swallowed that piece of worsted.
Father-That's nothing to the yarns
she II have to swallow if she lives to
grow up.
- An idea of the amount Of gold
mined every year may be found from
the fact that European goldsmiths
make up s24,OOO,oOO into gold plate
and jewelry annually.
DeWists Witch Hazel Salve has the
largest sale of any Salve in the world.
This fact and its merit has led dishonest
people to attempt to counterfeit 1t. Look
out for the man who attempts to deceive
you when you call for DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, the great pile cure. Evans
Pharmacy.
In England they stand for Office,
in this country they run, and in both
countries they lie more or less.
IN THE nRITG RTJSlNESS