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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Self Preservation.

"Turks is the most practical fellow I
ever knew"
"How does he show itp"
"Wore a COW bell at night all last season
to keep from being run down by bioy-
clists. Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16

worst description. 1t means slow starva.
ton. Because a man forces food into a
weak and impaired stomach, it does not
follow that he feeds his body. The life
giving elements of the food taken into an
impaired stomach are not assiinilated into
the blood. Instead, the impurities of the
sluggish liver and bowels are taken UP and
carried to all parts of the body. The con-
sequence is that the body is not only
starved but poisoned. The immediate re-
suit is physical suffering from which the
old time zealot would have drawn back in
horror. The final result is disease and
death. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery is a scientific remedy that acts &C
cording to natural laws. 1t is not a violent
spur to nature or a mere artificial appetizer.
1t gently, but surely II permanently, pro-
notes the natural processes of secretion
and excretion. 1t creates appetite, makes
the assimilation of the food perfect, invig-
crates the liver and purifes and enriches
the blood. 1t builds up firm, muscular
flesh. 1t cures nervous exhaustion, debil-
ity, sleeplessness and all the evils that
follow in their train. Found at all medi-
cine stores. Accept no substitute that may
be represented as lust as good"
81 can heartily recommend DR.. Pierce's Gold
en- Medical Discovery and Pleasant Pellets to
anyone troubled with indigestion and torpid
liver, I" writes NJ. G. Crider, ESQ, of Leonard,
Harlan Co., Ky. My disease was chronic. Our
family physician could do nothing for me.
could not walk nor help myself. Icould not eat
anything but it caused a horrible distress and
%gnawing. in my stomach, I have taken four
bottles OF your Golden Medical Discovery and
one vial of your Pellets and can work all day"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
A Textbook.

Trivvet-Why is Skidmore forever read.
ing that manual Of etiquette?
Dicer-He says he wants to become ia.
miliar with polite literature. Harlem
Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
An Iu-Bred Doc.

Mrs. Faddle-1 thought you warrant
ed that dog bought of you well-bred?
Dog Dealer-So it is mum.
Mrs. Faddlc-Oh no. it isn't; it bolts
It's food in the most vulgar manner.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
The Up to Date Parrot,

Mrs. Doncasta-I suppose you don't like
the looks of the parrot plumage on my
hat?
Parrot-It would look better If your hat
were on straight New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
The Cummlnsyilla ssxa.

MAN" the Cumminsville sage said,
''can stand Il heat Of 300 degrees; but,
then, some women get madden than that. "
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
That Proves the Rule

Reader-Ah, l see that Spain has dis
covered a new and most effective ex-
plosive.
Friend-Nonsense Spain never dis
covered anything-except America
Town Topics.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
An Immediate Necessity.

Mrs. Watts-What is on that button?
Watts-'Remember the Maine
Mrs. Watts-lt would do more i'm
mediate good if you would get IA button
with Don't Forget the Groceries on it.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Proofs of Affection.

You've the apple of my eye, honey,
said Rastus.
Go way fool Niger! cried the dusky
belle. Henry Johnsing done told me /
WIZ his watahmillion.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
I%nnOcently Asked.

Mother-Your daughter received a medal
for singing at Easter services.
Father-And was the medal for Door
singing?-New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Cause For Regret.

Superintendent-Did you get through
all right2
Green Motorman-No; didn't kill a
thing.-Har.em Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
"Do you ever exchange hard words with
your wifep"
1--WE often exchange hardware. ALLY
Sloper.
Recoxnixed No superiors.

II appeal from yer decision" said the
defendant In a case before a rural justice,
and I'll take the case to the superior
court"
My friend" said the justice, ''are you
aaRase that this is the superiorest court in
" country ] hereby fine you go fer
e0htempt or my decision l"-Atlanta Con-
stitution.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Can Be Cured.

"Is this yellow fever necessarily fatal?"
Hardly. l have known papers under
a change of management to regain the full
respect of the people. "-Philadelphia
North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
He Didn't Care For Roosevelt r,

"Why-why didn't you knock down the
wretch who hit me with the peanuts"
"Good gracious! You must take me for
a wuff wider. cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Guaranteed Fast COlOrs,"
Farther q Still,

Vermonter--That fellow is a regular
down easter.
New Yorker-From your own state?
Vermonter (indignantly)-No, sir;
from the Philippines. New York Jour-
nal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Still in Doubt.

| spent 500 on my silver wedding
present to my wife.
What is it?
don't know; she hasn't got through
exchanging it yet.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Fatal,

Pore old Weary! He c'ncludes to &c
to THROWN fits fer a livin; sticksa piece
OF soap i'll his mouth an falls on the
sidewalk"
"An did it work."
1T killed him.
"The fall?"
Nah! The soap. "-Cincinnati En-
quirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Hadn't One.

Mr.. Callipers-You are simply incorriei-
blel I'll leave you alone with your con
science.
Clarence-Don't, pa.
MI. Callipers-Why shouldn't n
Clarence-IIl be SO lonely.-Yello
Book.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Ct. w. vallery, General Agent,
1889 18th st. Denver.

+. SIT you 60 east via Omaha and
the Burlington Route, you a stop off
and see the Trans-Mississippi Exposition.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Twill Be Curious.

When the wal is over Admiral Camara
may proceed to publish a small book en-
titled "Kodak's Kweer Kruises."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
She Knew Him,

"Gobang's wife insists that he hire a
man as his stenographer.
"What difference does it make to
her?"
"Well, she was formerly his stenog-
rapher herself. Vim.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
lave YOU
READ THESE BOOKS.

They are devoted to the wonderful sights
and scenes, and special resorts of tourists and
healthseekers in the GREAT WEST.
Though published by IA Railway Company.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16
Santa Fe Special Rates.

G.P. A., A. 7. q S, +. Ry. Topeka, Ka.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-16

He Tried One In New York, and, Although
1t Was Not on the Bowery, He'll Never
Go There Any More-The Story of q
Bath.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
COLLEY FOR STANLEY
PopuIist Central Committee
man Comes Out Oefiantly.
II TURN THEM DOWN"
Broken Promises and VetoeS
Have Driven Me Away"

Mr.. Ed Cooley of Wichita township was
in the city yesterday to attend the W. E.
Stanley meeting at the opera house. Mr..
Cooley has been Populist ever since the
birth of the Populist party.
Mr.. Cooley was asked If he was going
to vote for Stanley. He said:
YES. sir; and the whole Repu blicau
ticket, from top to bottom"
You have been quite prominent in your
party in the past, have you not?"
We'll he said; l have been member OF
the Populist county central committee
four different times: / have been a dele
gate to every county and state convention
the last two years; 1 was delegate to
the congressional convention that nomi-
mated Jerry Simpson, and l believe rave
worked hard enough for the party 10 be
known all over the county as a prominent
Populist. 1 hold a Populist Office in Ivy
township now"
why are you going to vote for W. E.
Stanley?"
Because 1 cannot stand the Leedy ad-
ministration's conduct. especially in rhe
management of the states asylums and
institutions. and l want TO tell you, any
party. man, or influences that set out TO
break the promises upon which they
sought the Populists vote TO gain an Office,
and think they can get reelection on
new promises and a bad record, can never
ger my vote. 1 turn them down in dig
gust"
DO you object to your statement being
published for the benefit of the Eagle
readers?"
mo, SIR
What do you think Mr.. stanley's ma
jority in Sedgwick county will be?''
He will carry the county by a gooi
majority, as 1 know in twenty-odd town
ships he viii get from fifteen to thirty
Populist votes. Long will be elected and,
With one or two exceptions, ! think the
Republican county ticket will surprise your
readers when the big majorities begin to
roll in frons the country
Mr.. Cooley wearing a Stanley baGye
today.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
CITY IN BRIEF

Mrs Milo Avery is sick at her home.
corner of Pattie and Lincoln.
Mr. ]. F. Shearman was in Wellington
yesterday attending to some business.
Mr.. Grant Hatfield will leave this morn
ing for Ashland on a short business trip.
Mr. Thomas Glover arrived in the city
yesterday from Topeka. He came home
to vote.
Mr. Frank o. Davidson Will leave this
morning for Chicago. where he will be
married on the 10th.
Mrs. Richard Parsons left yesterday for
Lamont, Oklahoma, where she will re-
main for few days.
Miss Coffey of Cheney is in the city
visiting for few days with Mrs c. o.
Alberts of East First street.
Mrs. T. B. Wall is a contributor TO the
current issue of the Western College Mag
azine, published at Kansas City, Mo.
Married, by ". L. Rose at the court
house, Mr.. Oscar Wes1hers and Miss
Hannah NJ. Longwell, both Of Colwich,
Kansas.
Nj. W. A. Atkins of Ellinwood, Kansas.
was in the city yesterday visiting with
friends and attending TO some business
matters.
Joseph Clark, janitor of the Pro-Cathe-
dral. has resigned his position there and
will leave in few days for Salt Lake
City, Utah.
Mr.. Roy Allen arrived home Sunday
from Lawrence He has few days vaca-
ton which he will spend here with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. P. Allen.
Mrs o. A. Boyle is entertaining her
father. Mr.. J. S. Morris, for few days.
Mr.. Morris came down from Topeka to
vote. He has clerkshIp in the United
States pension Office.
Married, Sunday afternoon November
6. by Elder NJ. L. Mum, at his residence,
52l South Market street Mr.. W. E. Nc
Farland of this city and Miss Florence
Brantly of Fredericktown, Mo.
Those having promised donations for
the election dinner of Caroline Harrison
Circle are requested to leave same at 12S
North Main street Tuesday morning.
Mr.. c. NJ. Reed, chief clerk of the Rail-
way Mail service, left for Parsons yes
terday, going home to vote for Mr.. Stan
ley. He will return to Wichita Wednes-
day.
Mr. William G. Bird Of Kansas City,
Kansas. was in the city last night for a
few hours. He was on his way home,
where he goes TO swell Mr.. Stanley's ma
jority.
Jesse NJ. McClees, who has always vot-
ed the Democratic ticket, wishes his
friends to know he has made up his mind
to support W. Z. Stanley for governor
and will cast his first Republican vote
al the polls today.
The Friends University football team
will 60 to Newton next Saturday to meet
the Newton Giants on the gridiron. The
game will be a hard one for the Univer-
sity boys, but they hope TO show the peo-
pie of Newton some scientific football.
Confessional Committeeman w. A
Minick desires il announced that his COM
mittee has secured Garfield hall for this
evening, when reports will be received
from all sections. A special wire has been
placed in the hall, and all Republicans
are cordially invited to be present and
get the returns.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
COMING LOCAL EVENTS.

The officers of the Chapter of Sorrow,
o. E. S. will meet at the lodge room at
2:3O o'clock this afternoon for practice.
All please be present. Anna NJ Apple
gate, w. NJ.
The Magazine club will hold its first
meeting at the residence of RMS. c. II.
Brooks. North Lawrence avenue, on Fri
day evening. November IL A full attend
ance is derised.
Wichita W. c. T L. will hold their
usual weekly meeting at their headquar-
tiers opposite the postoffice on Tuesday.
November Sth, at p. m. The directors
are requested to attend.
Regular meeting of Arson Skinner
camp, No. 40. S. of V. this evening at 7:SO
sharp. All members are requested 10 Re
present and come with uniform. Work in
first and second degrees. By order Of w
c. Hoover. Captain.
The Woman's Unitarian Sciety will
meet with Mrs. H. Child - Sl6 South
Water street, Wednesday OF this week.
November 9. at 2:S0 p. m. Important bust
ness requiring a fun meeting. Bring the
society work. Mrs. BurreI, secretary.
There will be regular assembly of
Wichita Council No. p R. & 5. NJ tonight
at S o'clock sharp for the consideration
OF bylaws, reception of petitions and
other important business. The session
viii be short but important and a full
attendance is requested.
Revival services in the north end dis
trict Of Wichita consisting of the Emporia
Avenue Baptist church. the ST. Paul NJ.
E. and the Endeavor Presbyterian
churches. have begun in the Endeavor
church. Everybody invited to come. Rev.
Wareham Of the First Baptist church VIII
preach tonight. Come and hear him.
Nobody gets as much and as profitable
Iree advertising as a prize fighter-Atcbi.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
EVANGELISM IN TOWN
Started in Five Different
Churches.
TO CONTINUE TWO WEEKS
First in the Suburbs and Later
in the City.

The revival meetings which the pastors
OF the different churches OF the city have
been arranging. began last night in FIVE
different parts of the city. The work for
the present week viii be upon the out
skirts of the city. and will be held in the
following places: In the east part Of the
city in the Friends church; in the south
in the South Lawrence Avenue Christian
church; in the west part az the Dodge
Avenue VI. E. church: in the north at The
Eighteenth Street Presbyterian church.
and in the northeast at the Paramount
Congregational church
The pastors OF the five churches IN the
center of the city viii go out 10 these
churches each night and no announce
ment is to be made as to who will be the
particular one to occupy any OF the pulpits
al any time. The pastors have arranged
this 50 that there will be no particular
following and in hopes that the work done
and the interest taken viii be for the good
of the work and not any personal in
teres. in any Of the different pastors who
are conducting the work.
Several different committees have been
appointed from the different churches.
Representative ones from ach of the CEN
trally located bodies will look after the
work in It's different branches in their
district as well as the committees which
are looking after affairs in the meetings
In the outer churches this week.
Next week. BEGINNING Monday night. the
meetings will cease in the outlying
churches. and a union meeting viii be-
gin in the Baptist church on the corner
of Market and First street. This will
be a union meeting in every sense OF the
word. The posters of the different
churches will occupy the pulpit at differ
ent times and no regular order will be
followed in this for the same reason given
before.
Special interest will be taken IN the mu-
sic, and each night solos, duets and quar-
tets Will be arranged. and a choir of
some seventy-five voices will be conducted
by Miss Jessie Clark. Upon one night.
and perhaps two nights Of the week, II
appears at this time that it Will be i'm
possible for Miss Clark TO conduct the
music owing to other duties. In this
case Mr.. Hiram Imboden will act as
director Of the music upon such Nights.
1t is impossible at this time TO tell jrst
how long the meetings will continue. but
az present 1t Is thought they Will last
for period of three or four weeks.
During this week the meetings will con-
tinue in the outlying churches. Next
week they will be held at the Baptist
church, upon the week following they
will continue in some other central church
which has not yet been decided upon. A
change Will probably be made each week
in place of meeting. Much interest is
already shown in the meeting thus begun,
and a large amount of influence for good
will increase with the progress Of the I'M
dertaking.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
THREE CONSULAR REPORTS
Each Having a Special Bearing Upon
Trade With the Orient.

Washington, Nov. Limited States
Commercial Agent Routelspach. at Mono
ton has reported 20 the state department
that the Canadian Pacific railway is about
20 place line Of steamships on the Pa
c1f1c ocean between Vancouver and Vladi
vostock. AS the Trans-Sberian railway
is expected 10 open an immense territory
with abundant resources, Canadian manu-
facturers are hoping to obtain share
of the trade there
Consul GrinneI at Manchester, Eng
land. is the first official 10 formally note
the annexation of the Philippines and
Cuba 10 the United States. He has made
report 10 the state department of pure
~ formal character showing the character
and value of exports from his district ito
the United States Qncluding Manila,
Porto Rico and Cuba )during the month
OF September, 1885"
The consul's statement shows that the
value of the goods so exported from one
district. was sos. 525, against 500. 6S5 for a
corresponding month in the preceding
year. The consul says that those in
creases were mainly in white and printed
cotton goods. all Of which could be made
in the United States.
consul Monaghan, at Chemnitz, has
been making a series OF special reports
to the state department on the utiliza-
ton Of natural water powers and canal
ization in Germany. He gives some fig
ures to demonstrate the economy of the
system practiced there, particularly in
the reduction OF freight rates and says
the importance OF canalization to an in
dustrial country need hardly be men,
toned. With two canals now under con-
struction completed transportation is
opened TO all parts OF the empire. The
results have always more than justified
the expenditures, and" says the con-
sui. the Kaiser's recent remarks that
the empires future IS on the water, is an
announcement to canal builders"
One of the reports deals with the ques-
ton OF electric transmission Of power
derived from mountain water courses
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
PASSION PIAY"

The sale OF seats for the Passion
Play lecture will open for holders %
Hospital Lecture Course tickets on Wed
nesday. Those having them Will DO well
to have their seats reserved On that day.
as there promises 10 be I Jorge sale Ct
single eats, the sale If which viii open
on Thursday. Course tickets can be Sc
cured at Howe's jewelrv store and re-
served az the same time without extra
charge. There is no suestio1 as 70 its
being q most entertaining lecture and at
the same time it is instructive, as IS shown
by the following:
The lecture gives the most correct IN
formation about the Passion Play" ny
the aid Of magnificent pictures ard the
thrilling language OF the lecturer. No che
can afford TO miss hearing !t--Rev. J. 5.
GIeihill (Cniversalist)
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08

When the cnlldren are
hungry, what do you give
themf Food.
When thirsty? Water.
Now use the same good
common sense, and what
would you give them when
they are too thin? The best
fat-torming food, of course.
Somehow you think of
SCOTS Emulsion at once.
For a quarter of a century
1t has been making thin
children, plump; weak child
rem, strong; sick children,
healthy.
sOo- and sI.oo. ali Sragyists-
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists, New Ys.k
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
nUsIc AND DRAr1A.
"A BOY WANTED"

Charles E. Blaney's big extravaganza
success, "A Boy Wanted vii lbe the
attraction at the Crawford Grand Wednes-
day. 1t is conceded tobe one Of the big
gest financial successes of the past season.
"A Boy Wanted is a mixture of farce
comedy, extravaganza, burlesQue end
vaudeville. and was written by Mr.. Elaney
for the purpose of introducing a host Of
pretty girls, clever comedians. talented We
calists. expert dancers and high-class
vaudevllel artists; and there is most
successful scheme to entertain an aud
fence and which should meet with the
same big business at our playhouse as 1t
has ever place it has played during the
past season. There are a great many funny
situations throughout the play, which are
brought out in the brightest manner pos
sible. The witty remarks and the jokes
are all new. The scenery is handsome and
in keeping with the play. And, with such
a bright production. together with every
thing surrounding it being carried COM
plete, the success is guaranteed, as with
ali of Mr.. Blaney's attractions.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
NO NEW COMPANY
Discouraging Literature Has Thrown
Damprr on Ii

1t is rumored that the gentlemen who
we're the projectors Of a new telephone
company 10 be constructed in this CITY
have abandoned the scheme. In tsr..lr
with one Of the promoters today. he said
I'VE have been flooded with literature
from all over the country giving m ac-
count of the failures OF over a hundred
different opposition companies that have
filed in business. and We have about made
up our minds that The business Of a new
telephone company. as . speculation. n a
city that has plant already in operation
would prove loos.ng venture"
The gentleman did not care 10 have his
name published. as he thought the matter
would be dropped altogether.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease. a powder for the feet.
1t cures painful. swollen, smarting. nerv-
Gus feet and instantly takes the sting
out OF corns and bunions. It's the great
FOot-Ease makes tight or new shoes feel
easy. 1t is a certain cure for sweating.
callous and hot. tired, aching feet. Try
il today. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores. BY mail for 25c. in stamps. Trial
package FREE. Address. Allen S. Ohm
sted, lie Roy, y. Y.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

FURNISHED by the Wichita Abstract and
Land Company. Il. N Dubois. Abstract
OF, Court House. Phone 49,
WARRANTY DEEDS
Theodore Wise 70 Edward * West
macott Lumber Co. lot Is wich-
ita street. Bentley Inconvenience. IS
Robert Little 10 John c. Little. north
east quarter section 29-se-s west. l
Garden Plain Town CO. 70 Emile
Benin. part south half northeast
quarter section SI-s7-s west -....... g
QCIT-CIAIM DEEDS.
p. :. Darlington 10 Clarence Henry
Chambers. lots 10 20 Il3 odd Uni
versiJy avenue. I9svreace's sta
alGoL-eI -----.---- .--.-----.---.--------.
Daniel ard Helen +. Mcdowell 10
Harden Ebey lot 81 anG cas-; 10
feet 10; - Blaine avenue. Carl
sons addition --....-....-.---.---..--. I
Amount OF real estate mortgage re-
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-11-08
DEATH OF AN OLD CITIZEN
The Funeral Was Held Yesterday
Afternoon

A S. Barwise, one OF the old and re-
epeoted citizens OF this city. died last
Sunday at his residence on University
avenue. West Side The funeral was
held yesterday afternoon az the residence
of his son-in-iaw, Councilman Ben Nc
Lain. Mr.. Barwise was a well known
grain commission broker and was idenu-
nsd with several interests. and had many