New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-01-21
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

=. .ho n,eee, gas engine which is now attracting
much attention n Germany the mixture OF ar anu
gas which moves the piston IS ho' su''
rloded when Il takes fire, but burns slo"'F eHoue.
10 lrnpart a more gra ual Impulse 10 '"e e"e q.
one-thousand- horsepower motor OF th's ''P7 !"
nromsed for the Paris Exposition OF 1917
Co., GOOD many people" said the Cornfed Phios-
49, go 80 economical after the manner or man
7 once knew who smoked 9o,cent cigars ana 80
The burned matches 10 kindle the hres -'ihu'a"-
apolis Journal
Bacon, events in France indicate that lola Is IN
80 rsed ~ a bodyguard than OF press agent
-rho ,o,r,s,er with his little Charles. was call
l.. ne M od narishioner who poured her troubles
No b,s svmpathizing ear. ending with ule r.
mark: I've IA bs s who had been looking. in
tenty at the old man instantly rsHs n. ~ w.
II hasn't worn the mole on the end OF II OH YET
-(Harper's Bazaar.
The Rev Mr.. Aiken. Of Bourbon. Ind. concluded
,os, SUNDAY 10 arouse the sluggish by preaching
Sermon on personal devil. and thanks TO MS young
son he succeeded beyond his expectations JUST As
he had finished glowing word-picture OF '''e ue'
his son rushed up the centre aise' dressed Ike
the conventional pictures OF his satanic MaJeS'.
ard Yelling II am the devil, and want all OF
,.o,, -" There was a panic, but no conversions are
recorded and although the boy has confessed MS
nrank there are some pious souls VINO oeNe'e 'hS'
they saw the Old Boy. and not the young boy. one
most excellent woman. who Involuntary eAcldiieu
The devil, when she sd" the aPPa'''o'' -
verely condemned for making use OF profane Ian
guage.
Something TO BE Thankful For.-"wen" re-
some more Indemnity IL isn't as oad as II might
How could our affairs be worse?' inquired the
Emlgeror ,r,, ,avA insisted on whipping US c. O.
Star. instead OF taxing '''''' ~ "
A bill has bee introduced in the Maryland Leg
stature providing FOR an appropriation OF $1,000 II
be used for tho erection or monument 10 the
MARYLAND soldiers who FELL on the Federal side N
the battles in the Shenandoah Valley. about Win
chester
our English Language. -He1You have had week
She-Yes and the more | think OF 1t the less l
think OF it.-,Cincinnau Enquirer
The Kansas City Journal says that some
months ago Colonel j. X. Rippey. the busting sec
rotary Of the State Board Of Agriculture. sent out
a circular asking for suggestions from farmers
as 70 how TO divide a farm--how 1t should be ar
ranged so as to provide farmer with the various
necessares OF Ife lie received many replies.
among them this from Judge Ellison:
Take a 2AJ-acre farm and divide II thus:
ITO furnish bread for family. ten acres.
TO furnish clothing for family, thirty acres.
ITO furnish whiskey. 800 acres.
"P SIN some cases it may be best to give more
TO the last"
Strange 10 say Secretary Rippey never published
the Ellison letter IN any OF his excellent bulletins
OF agricultural information
We have recently read description OF a dona-
ton party given 10 a good country clergyman in
part payment OF his small salary the principal.
result being twenty-seven bushels OF beans and a
large variety Of secondhand clothing for his Ave
Children The patience Of the clergyman's wife gave
out on the next Sunday she dressed all her Ave
chi dren in the donated secondhand clothing. and
under her direction they marched up the aisle Just
as the good pastor was reading that beautiful
passage yet solomon IN all his CORY was not ar
raved like one OF these" We need not add that the
next donation party was OF an ehtirey dlHerent
character -(Pittsbure News
The telephone ear Is valiant OF the familiar
organ discovered by the doctors. but On careful
examination IL is found to be produced by other
causes as we'll IL Is an old aurcular irregularity.
not confined to the hello girl or her victim at tho
other end OF the wire The long name given TO II
nv the doctors may therefore be scratched OF their
catcgories and no more said about H.
III. Worry-Promlnent Kansan-What Is the mat
ter With Colonel Gassaway these days? lie looks
hnlf worn out with worry ,.., .,.
second Kansan-Why. you know. he deserted one
~ tho corrupt old parties and joined the aopuIists
last wear and now ne Is iindins great d!mcuity III
asserting back again.