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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-05-14
HUMOROUS.

"Oh, Bridget told you to notice
when the apples boiled over" Sure,
did, mum. twas quarter-past 11."-Tit-
Bits.
"Ah!" sighed the sad-faced man at
the poker table, as his last chip disap-
peared, "if we could see ourselves al
others see usl"-Boston Transcript.
"Of course" observed the thin wheel
man, "water won't run uphill" WELL"
replied the fat wheelman, who was still
pulling and blowing. ~ don't blame It,"
Puck.
Citizen-Unless my eyes deceive me,
you are the party gave ten cents to
yesterday" Beggar-"I am, sir. DID
you think dime would make new
man of me ?"-Truth.
Time-Saving Schcme.-"No," he said,
81 don't care for poetry. Fhct is,
haven't time to read much of anything"
"Why," she said, sweetly, don't you try
to learn to roll your cigarettes with one
hand ?"-Chicago Evening News.
Mistress-"I saw two policemen sit
ting in the kitchen with you last night,
Bridget" Bridget-"Well, ma'am, yez
wouldn't hov an unmarried lady be sit
tin alone with only wan policeman,
would yez? The other wan wuz a chap
eron."-Puck.
Gnme.-"Is football gamer? asked
the foreigner. Dunno" was the reply;
but foot-ballers are. When man
breaks both legs and dislocates his
spine, and then won't go OF the field un-
til the play is over, you bet he's game"
-PickMe-Up.
1t Would BE Costly.-He watched the
pompous man getting measured for
suit of. clothes. Its an excellent
thing" he said, at last, that mans
egotisp is not included in his measure
mentE or%some people would go BROKE
pagihg fpr one -ChicagoP Pos, s-rs'''s
kForteinlft;-t '.DSo y8sfft tirfks;'Sshid3he...
&Mio is Slightly supersti tieus, Ythat
nv comef 4pFesages gdapger"" "Welr,"
Replied Mr.. Meektop, with the delibera-
ton of a man who is accustomed to
think many times before he speaks, "it
does il l stay out late enough osceit."
Washington Star. y
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-05-14
FOR WAR REVENUE.
Republicans Are Active in Raising
Funds for Defense of the
Nation.

With characteristic promptness ard
thoroughness the house committee on
ways and means, led by Congressman
Dingley, has prepared a bill for the
raising of revenue for war purposes.
In the committees statement in con-
nection with the report it is wisely said
that the war should be prosecuted with
vigor, for that means a quick end and
an ultimate saving in expenditures. For
speedy work the sinews of war are
needed.
In two weeks the $50, zoo, 900 appropri-
ated for national defense will have
been disposed of, as contracts covering
that amount will then have been made.
The expenses of preparation have been
at the rate of S300,000,000 per annum,
and actual war will cost much more.
The proposed bill has wisely chosen
the articles upon which the burden
shall be laid so as to rest with least
weight upon the necessities of the
country. The bill will go through the
house with the businesslike speed of
which such measure is worthy. 1t is
to be hoped that the senate will not de-
lay things while all the financial va
carries of which the public ear has be-
come tired have n new airing.
This is the time for money to talk,
for money makes the war go. - Troy
Times.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-05-14
where He Fell short.

Old Mr.. Hippleton-parling, you ara
miserable. Don't deny II. can see 10
by your look.
Young Mrs. Hippleton-Ah, yes,
try to be light-hearted, but IL is inn
possible.
whats the matter, lovey? HavensA
done everything possible to make you
happy"
"Yes-that is, nearly everything"
What have not done?"
"You haven't died" - Cleveland
Leader.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-05-14
ODD Why to Cross river.

Russian Don Cossack regiments are
being drilled in crossing rivers on q
novel sort of improvised bridge. Seven
or eight lances are passed between the
handles and tops of dozen cooking
kettles and are held firmly in place by
the handles, and are besides tied togeth-
er by forage ropes. A dozen bundles Of
these lances fastened together form ono
section OF raft or floating bridge.
which 1t has been found will support
half ton OF weight. A section can be
put together in 25 minutes.-Chicago
Tribune
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-05-14

DThe Mexican silver mine-owDers
are making fair profit on their prod
uct now, and they know that no free
coinage laws will add anything to their
profits. Most of the American silver
mine-owners are making money also,
but they are not satisfied. They would
overturp the monetary system Of the
country II they could and create ire
mendous panic, in the hope Of getting
n few cents more on the ounce for their
silver.-Chicago Tribune.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-05-14
New KnoMIefixa.

Before the face of new knowlege the
old earth and the old heavens are fice-
ing away, and there is Sound no place
of rest for the man who thinks anti
who tries to believe the old theology
Rev. A. j. Wells, Unitarian, San Frau
cisco, Cal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1898-09-14
H0W0iI0D SiQIDS Purchased.

am prepared to purchase any guam
tity of used Hawaiian stamps for cash
and will pay the following prices for
the last ISSUE
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1898-09-14
1T is CONDEMNED
Leading Hawaiians Be
rate the Hui Kalaiaina.
Assert That TrlCkery Has Been
PraCticed - Say the Monarchy
Agitators Have No Following.

Many prominent Hawaiians are in
censed over the expressions Of speak
ers and sentiments of the mass meet
ing of the Hui Kalaiaina held on
Union Square Monday night The
meeting and memorial passed by il
formed a street topic yesterday. The
whole thing was condemned. Many
Hawaiians regret sincerely that such
memorial was sent to the Commits
sion. They say so freely.
THAT memorial was engineered by
a little clique Of native politicians,
said prominent Hawaiian. 1t does
not represent the Hawaiian idea Half
of the Hui KaIaiaina and the Hui
Aloha Alma, almost sOlidly, disagree
in toto with the memorial. The few
men who have engineered the scheme
have done so for some Interior pur-
pose and Will suffer for it.
Every Hawaiian knows that An
neXation is here to stay Bob Wilcox
and KalauOkalani know it. They are
trying to deceive a few ignorant ma
tives who have trusted them in the
past. John Richardson would not
speak at the meeting, though asked to
do 50, because he did not wish to en-
courage the deception being practiced
there. He was at the meeting and left
in disgust.
What the Hawaiians are working
for is full political rights and all the
protection we enjoyed under our old
government. We want all our people
TO join and work together to that end
Such speeches as those delivered on
Monday night and the memorial sent
to the Commission hurt us. All SEN
sible Hawaiians only hope that the
memorial will never reach Washing
tom
Another Hawaiian who attended the
meeting said that of the 300 people
there he did not believe that two dozen
sanctioned the speeches or the me-
mortal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1898-09-14
PROPOSED BUILDING.

The undersigned proposes erecting a
modern store and office building on
the easterly corner of King and Ala
kea streets, and invite the attention
of persons desiring stores or Offices in
the proposed building, to sketch plans,
now on view at their office, where fur
Their particulars may be obtained.
ALLEN & ROBINSON,
Queen Street.
Honolulu, August 80, 1898. 5O12
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1898-09-14

All stamps to be in good condition.
Prices furnished on application for
older issues.
All shipments should be made by re-
glstered mail, and remittance will al
ways follow within three days of re-
ceipt.
Reference: Claus SpreckeIs & Co.
@. 3. CALMAN,
is East 23d St.
QUIZ New York, N Y.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1898-09-14
A NEW PAINT SHOP

HAVING ASSOCIATED WITH US
Mr.. John H West. a practical Honse
Painter, Decorator and Wood Polfsber
we are now prepared to give estimates
on all kinds Of work in that line.
Mr.. West having had a practical ex-
perience Of over twenty years in San
Francisco and other large cities on the
Coast, we feel confident that any work
entrusted to us will give entire salts
faction to our patrons.
PEERLESS PRESERVING PAINT co.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

. : O. 'r : . ---
GOVERNOR-ELECT LIND will not, in
all probability, pay much attention to
recommendations or suggestions made
by Republican newspapers, neverthe.
less, if he is looking around for com
petent man to fill the position Of dairy
commissioner he might search the
State from the Canadian border to the
Iowa line and not find the equal of Hon.
c. H. Chadbourne, of Princeton. Mr..
Chadbourne is one of the best dairy.
men in the Northwest. He knows all
about butter and cheese. He is a pro.
gressive farmer and a. good business
man. Politically, he has always beer
a rock-ribbed Democrat, and John
Lind and Charley Towne are his patron
saints. Seriously, Mr.. Chadbourne
would make an excellent dairy com.
missioner and he would conduct that
Important Office in such an efficient
manner tr p that no governor, be- he Demo
crat or Republican, could afford to dis.
place him. l5
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08
ssssssssasSESssSHNHEgAEN z2aEAGASS%SAgASASATGaT
1.-THE SIXTH'S CHOICE
$3.50 y y O>SsaS
s. HON. A. N. DARE, of Sherburne,
o For Speaker of the House.

STANDING TOGETHER.
If the Republican members Of the legislature
from the Sixth congressional district stand to-
gether they can land Hon. A. NJ Dare in the
speakers chair.-Princeton UNION rye
They are standing together and Mr..
Dare will be speaker as he ought to be
for tits no disparagement to the other
candidates to say that none, of them
have SO many of the requirements of a
successful speaker as he has He
knows the members and their adapta-
bility; he is honest and will guard the
interests of the State; he will not suffer
jobbery; he will be fair to all sections;
he has lots of backbone, good, clear
judgment and ability. Alera,,drio Post
Neacs. 60 ~. ".t~''
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

IRIS about time for the government
and the Philadelphia newspapers to
get together and decide what they are
going to do about the Chippewa Indi.
ans. Not that either the government
or the Philadelphia newspapers know
anything about the Chippewa Indians,
but they think they do, and they have
the last guess at it, so it is all the same
as though they did. The last time the
government and the Chippewa Indians
got in a mix-up it was all the worse for
the government, and the Indians are
pardonably proud of having licked a
government that had just licked one Of
the powers of the old world. So the
Indian goes around with his Winches-
ter at a half-cock, with a chip on his
shoulder and an expectant look in his
eye as one who should say, IF you're
lookin' for trouble just tread on the
tail of my coat And the beauty of it
is that the government is not looking
for that kind of trouble, and the only
way it has of controlling the Indian is
to give him more blankets, salt pork
and canned beef and tell him to be
good
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

E : K ( d q S5
The usual number Of misguided
newspaper men will soon be found loaf
ing around the. Hobbies of the. hotels ID
St. Paul, looking for jobs as clerks and
one thing oranother in the legislature.
When they getthe jobs, If they ever dc
they willspend the winter in the city,
spend their salaries and more while
theyare there, and come out in the
spring worse off than they were in the
fall, with a certain kind Of experience
they would be: q good deal better Of
without. Ifyou haveaa newspaper
stay at home and run it, rather than
take the little cheap jobs that are to BE
had in the legislature.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

A MARKED copy of the Glencoe Req
1steT calls our attention to an article in
which the statement is made that the
Fourteenth regiment served ten days
at Camp Ramsey without pay. This
is an error. The Minnesota brigade
not the Fourteenth regiment alone
did serve ten days before muster, but
the enlisted men were paid for it at
the rate Of $15. so per month, the same
as they received from the government
The boys expected S1.5O per day, the
regular national guard wages, and
were somewhat disappointed. It might
be we'll for the Legislature to make an
appropriation to make up the de-
f6i'ciency. Minnesota was the only
State, with possibly one execution, we
believe, which did not pay the boys
full wages The boys felt this dis
-crimination and as the State: is per-
fectlyable to treat her boys as we'll as
other States, the editor believes the
extra $40 should be forthc coming. The
officers received their full pay and the
boys of the rank and file are certainly
entitled to full pay. too.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08
THE MESSAGE.

Congress assembled at noon Monday
ana the presiden sent his message to
that body ediately The message
isone OF the most imp rtant documents
coming from the executive in recent
years as it has to treat with a new con.
dillon brought OF by the Termination
ofthe Spanish war. t.,..s .6
Those who expected the president te
advance ideas for congressional legis.
lation for the Philippines and Porte
Rico we're disappointed Aside from
the request that congress should sane,
ton the military occupation of The is.
lands he asked nothing for them. II
the Cuban matter he stands where he
did at the opening of the war, declar:
ing that it is the duty of this govern.
ment to assist the natives to establish
stable governments and restore law and
order. 8
He calls attention to the fact that
notwithstanding the added burdens
made necessary blythe war this country
is enjoying unparalleled prosperity,
evidenced by the largest volume 81
business ever recorded. 8
National spirit, too, fosterea by
service under a common flag and
for a righteous cause, has
grown stronger and has served
to ~ cement more closely the
fraternal bonds between every section
of the country. This spirit was also
shown in the subscription to the wal
loan of~two hundred millions, the sub
scriptions exceeding the amount
several times. This was most en-.
couraging and significant result, show.
ing the vast resources Of the nation
and the determination of the people tc
uphold the nations honor. i
After giving the history of the work
on the Nicaraguan canal he says
S'That the construction of such 3
maritime highway is now more thar
ever indispensable to that intimate an6
ready nter-communication between
our eastern and western seaboards, de
manded by the annexation Of the
Hawaiian Islands and the prospective
expansion of our influence and com.
merce to the Pacific, and that GU,
national policy, now more imperatively
than ever, calls for its control by this
government, are propositions which;
doubt not the congress will duly ap
preciate and wisely act upon
Throughout the whole message the
president shows that he is in close
touch with the people and desires tc
act merely as their instrument antc
subject to their will '2S
|
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

The St. Paul Globe and one or two
other papers are advocating change
in the ballot law that will provide fo1
the casting of ''straight'' ticket
The present law is a pretty good one
and has done more to purify the ballot
in this State than all the laws that
were ever placed on the statute books
and we are inclined to think the PEG
pie would rather see it remain as it is
Whenever an attempt is made tC
amend good law it is generally
spoiled in the process.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

The explanation bureau is still at
work and nobody can tell show it hap.
pened." 1t couldn't have been the
lack of organization, for the rest of the
ticket was elected by a bigger major.
ity than usual; it couldn't have been
the Swede vote for John Lind is nc
more of q, Swede this year than he was
in 1896; it couldn't have been the stay
at-home vote, for the more Of lit there
might have been out the worse it would
have been for Eustis; it must have
been just a long yellow Streak Of hare
luck, and lett GO at that.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

FROM expressions of opinion handed
around among the habitues Of the
hotel lobbies in St. Paul, the opinion
goes out that the house will be ex-
tremely radical and thefsenate as ex-
tremely conservative in matters OF
legislation. Perhaps, after all, the
best thing that could be done would be
to convene, pass the general appropri-
alton bill, draw the salaries and adj
journ. We have pretty good laws as it
is, and if the legislature didn't pass
another one we could get along very
nicely for the two years to come.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

BRO. DARE, of the Elk River Star
Ners, issued an illustrated. edition last
week. The edition was printed on
book paper.and the columns were filled
with half-tones of the new buildings
which have replaced those destroyed
by fire last spring. The issue was a
creditable one and shows COM
mendable enterprise on the part of the
publisher. .-.----.- ! =
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

WITH the acceptance Of the Ameri-
can terms by the Spanish end of the
peace commission, peace may be said
to be completely restored. Now let us
at once chop off the internal revenue
stamp and make it unanimous.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08
WILL STAND BY HIM

70 For speaker of the next Minnesota
house of representatives, Hon. "a. N
Dare, Of Elk River. Mr. Dare is one
of the best, men in the Republican
party.' He; is a newspaper man and all
the boys in,the upper half of the State
will stand by him to finish. Week
pect tossee him win: out with ease.
Wal1ndpe Arqus. z3s$ls. - q
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08
NO INTEREST WILL SUFFER-.

NO INTEREST WILL SUFFER.
The Republican members of the
Sixth congressional district have given
Editor sDare's candidacy for speaker
ship Of the house q big boom. In a
caucus at ST. Paul Friday night they
unanimously agreed to support him.
This at once makes Mr. Dare the lead
ing candidate for the position, and it
is quite likely that he and his friends
will win out. Mr.. Dare has had sever
al years experience as a legislator, and
is amply qualified for the responsible
position. No important interest in the
State will,suffer by his election. Va
de1aa Pioneer Journal.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

Sixth district members are unani-
$mously in favor Of him, and as the Sew
, snth has pot q candi Of its own, its
support will ihe~al lssl ikehho6d 30 ID
him. This is a. fine start and If the
good work is continued Mr.. Dare win
be- made speaker with but little oppos-.
sition. Grand Rapids 1lNEageet. S. {
..ss5s3ss Z. = !. ~
4 SECOND To. NO ONE. /,
. ;Fhe candacy of "a. n Dare, Of Elk
River, for speaker is meeting with the
general ndorseine emit of the politicians,
and we don know who else has much
to say about it:ssHes has been o. Ksd
by the Sixth district delegation and
has a long start in the race. Grondahl,
Gutterson ct al, are in the race, but
not as near the home stretch as Is
Dare. The newspaper men of the
State will not concede that Dare is
second to anybody now named. Gran
ite Falls Tribune q: .sz. ~ IS.
i, !. 4. 81 : s:5 T. 81. ;ssz5s s.
THE THE REASON WHY.
4 correspondent at Princeton asks
the Dispatch to explain how it is that
Auditor Dunn, who received the great
est majority of any candidate on the
Z ticket, ran behind TREASURER .Koerner
u, int the number of votes polled. The
explanation is qaite simple. The
= e lhibitionists had a candidate. for
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

The Minneapolis TIMES hauled Gar.
rett A. Hobart from the obscurity
which always surrounds the vice presi-
dent of the United States long enough
to get a snap shot: Of his countenance
for publication. The Times is always
doing the unexpected.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

H.. H. DUNN, who successfully con-
tested the seat of Frank A. Day in the
last session of the senate, was himself
defeated at the polls by a friend OF
Day, and now the Day faction is going
from one fit of JOY into another. 'The
mills of the gods'' etc.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

H. IT is generally conceded by those
who are presumed to know what they
are, talking about that Hon. A. N.
Dare, of Sherburne county, will be
chosen speaker of the house. Mr.. Dare
will make a dignifed, able and impair,
tial presiding officer.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

WITH this week comes a relief from
columns OF II told you 500 political rot
but as the space is filled with congress
sional stuff the average newspaper.
reader is not greatly benefited. = s.~
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

BRO. HENDERSON has enlarged his
Verndale San to six-column quarto.:
"Nunk" is a rustler and the people of
Verndale seem to thoroughly appreci-
ate him. - ! =
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

THE St. Cloud Journal Press asks
why don't St. Paul have winter
carnival and use the new capitol as an
ice palace?'' and then remarks that
'that Georgia marble deal was icy
oold - -.T 49,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08
LEADS THE sPARADI

Editor A. n. Dare, OF Elk River. is a
candidate for speaker Of the next house
and from all accounts stands a very
good show Of capturing the prize.
The members from this Legislative dis
trict are said to be on his band wagon
Verndale San.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08
r N. STACY, the Minneapolis Times

FIN. STACY, the Minneapolis Times
candidate for city controller, who was
showed under in sue h "a way as to
speak volumes3for the intelligence of
the Minneapolis voter, is a candidate
for labor commissioner under Gov.
Lind. Limbs enemies would be de-
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08
HEARTILY ENDORSED.

We heartily endorse the candidacy
of A. n. Dare OF Elk River, for speaker
of the. house Of re prese atsivess. Ne.
Dare has served two terms in the leg
sislature and has for years been one Of
the staunchest supporters Of the Re-
publican party in this State. The
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08
THE OTHERS WILL HELP TOO.

. THE OTHERS W1LL HELP TOO.
At a meeting held in ST. Paul last
week the entire house delegation from
the Sixth district enthusiastically en-
5dorsed Hon. A. n. Dare forsspeaker.
Mr.. Dare will probably have support
Sers from every congressional district
in the State. 4itEi,a Age. &.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08
INDICATE SUCCESS. M

The present indications are that
Hon. q. n. Dare will be- successful in
his candidacy for speaker: No mis-
take will be made by placing Dare in.
lin the speakers chair Cloud
b ouradl Press. 81 .s.s
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1898-12-08

The person Whoadisturbed the COM
gregation last Sunday by cong hing,is
requested to call on G. "A. Jack and get
a bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar.
which always give relief.