The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1898-06-22

md flowing DER all were the crimson rays
or the sun--the King of Power.
,iss'd by the rays of the dying sun
AS the zephyrs kiss the bud,
he sees approach man with pail
While she calmly chews her cud.
The Cornell Widow.
Rather SpItefuI.
May-"This hat makes me look
,lder."
Kate-'Tt's wonderful what the
nilliners can do these days"
His Artfulness.
"Your husband is so amiable."
eyes, he acts that way in public
10 people will think the baby take.
Ifter me. Chicago Record.
How She Did 1t,
"My wife got me into an awful
Grape this morning"
"How?"
"She'd been using my razor tc
harpen lead pencil.
Complete In Every Detail.
Nodd-"You don't mean to say you
ave already finished your country
Iouse!"
Todd-"Finished It'll Why, l have
'een trying to sell itfor the past three
veeks."
Practical Wisdom.
Mr.. Billus-"Confound the collar
,uttonw
Mrs. Billus-'Never mind looking
or it, John. Turn out the gas, walk
round little in your bare feet and
-ou'll find it.
Spain's Submarine Boats mt Manila.
81 noticed some time ago that Spain
lad a torpedo boat that would stay
Inder water for hours?"
"Spain has boats that will stay un-
Ter the water forever. "-Cleveland
alain Dealer.
A Doubtful Meaning.
Sir" said the stranger, 81 am an
rtist."
sop queried the other. "What
ort? Razor, fiddle, brush, snow
hovel, bar, pugilistic or stage ?"-
Sew York World.
How u Bashful Man Got Wife.
"Blusher is the most bashful man !
,ver knew"
"How ON earth, then, did he come
o get married?"
"He was too bashful to refuse. -
Boston Traveller.
Tenement House Humor.
Jimmy-"Say, pa, they won't be no
nore plaster falling from the hallway
eiling."
Pa-"Why, Jimmy?"
Jimmy-"Cause they amt no more
eft. New York World.
The Advice of Experience.
Edith-"O Ethel, what shall I do2
ack says he supposes it's all over be-
ween us and that he'll send my pres
nts back"
Ethel (experienced) -"Tell him to
ring them. Brooklyn Life.
Awfully Mean.
The Thin Girl-"Oh, Ethel! Jack
ays that you look just like a full
lown-"
The Fat One - (interrupting) -
Rose"
The Thin e-"No-tire."
A Good job Coming.
Jeweller-"How was your boy
leased with the watch 1 sold you?"
Fond Father-"Very well, sir. He
3n't ready to have it put together yet;
ut be patient, I'll send him around
18th it in q day or two. Jewellers
Weekly.
Futile.
"Spain has no chance to win in this
ght," said Mr.. Manchester to Mr..
Torthside.
"Of course not, replied Mr.. North
ide. "a nation of mandolin players
as no business to contend with a na-
on of machinists. ."-Pittsburg Chron-
lie Telegraph.
An Indiana Purist.
One of the New Proprietors-
Shall we put out a sign, This place
rs changed hands?'"
The Other New Proprietor-"No.
! hasn't changed hands. We have all
lie old help, haven't we? Hang out
sign that it has changed heads. -
Indianapolis journal.
Not Used TO Fragile Ware.
Mrs. Housewife Bridget, that H
le seventh piece of china that you
ave broken within the last two
avs"
Bridget-"I know it, mum. At the
st place where 1 worked the folks
ever ate of of anything but goold
nd silver. "-Somerville journal.
A Dream of Happiness.
Her eyes glistened.
"And you have brought Sl0,000,-
Do in nuggets back with youf" she
scarce able to believe her
wn senses, unsupported, as they
ere, except by her husbands words.
"See!" he answered, aud he pro-
uced the freight receipts and the
ewspaper interviews.
tAn1 we can live in Now York 2n