The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1898-08-26
MISFITS.

The mosquitoes are terrific at Cavita.
One Eugene young man counted I08
bites on his hands alter breakfast one
The ALBANY DEMocRAT Gays that there
are large "droves" OF herring in the Raw
here. We simply retaliate by saving
mat there are large "echools" OF China
pheasants in Linn county. - Toledo
Leader.
All the Albany boys in writing home
from Cavite tell about the Spanish dun.
geons, the very old buildings, the many
mosquitoes, the small, Insignificant ma.
tlves and Dewey the greatest man in the
world.
An Albany barber has pass to the
great Syndicate Circus, received In
payment for a shave given the advance
agent recently III the city. He will have
an opportunity to keep it as memento
OF this gentleman.
1t Is an interesting fact that the boys
who complained the mos. Of poor grub"
on the Manila trip are reported to have
been the fattest on reaching Dewy Bay.
1t takes boys used to yellow legged chick
ems awhile TO put up with hardtack
and bacon.
The young Dewey Sampson schley
Kennedy OF Oregon will now have To take
q back seat. A Kansas girl has Just been
named Philippine Manila Schleyetta
Dewetta Grimes.
Several internal revenue men have
been here interviewing our business
men dealing in their wares, revenue
stamps. They found our citizens pretty
law abiding, even tue brokers" being
ali right.
The Telegram gives the following mi,
up:
Albany's street railway equipment
one moior-car-caught fire in some rnYs
terious manner the other day and va
completely destroyed.
The Journal speaking OF new bar a
Salem says gentlemen can rest assure.
that they will find everything giItedge
Probably both the guilt and the edge /,
coplous quantities.
Mr.. kennedysa a g. A. r. man OF Monta
villa, has named new boy just avriv..l
Dewey Sampson Schley Kennedy. Al
wili please 60 10 the head OF the class.
Remember the Maine appes >. over Il
bowling alIsf At the Bay and = CORES
pondent in an exchange wonders no,
ans one under the circumstances ca
help making . strike.
A yo9ng lady .. CASTOR the other da
lit match for the purpose Of heating
euriing iron aud dropped II on the !ioo
A 5000 fire VAS the result. A warniu
against the use Of curling irons.
Rcseburg Review: al. Mooney an
family OF Comstock, passed throug
town this morning earou,e TO Bando
for an ont.ng. Mr.. Mooney 10 the faith,
OF eight sons. four Of whom are dems
Gratis aud tour republicans, aHd they Al
al with him on this tGip. Their ou.ir
! will no doubt be pleasant one"
good story, based on facts is goir
the rounds about . proninsn, ci,irer
ssys the Lostine Leader. He vas eui
ting timber on the mountains near ,ow,
he became greatly alarpeS. by conir
IN contact @ith . government surveviu
party, who. OF eourse wers peculiar
dressed. ThiaEinR that he ha, ac,n.l
: run into Spanish camp, he left b
team and came TO towu after hIs wir
chester. he discovered his mistake
time 20 cave another greet blood
Spanish victory.
The Spokane Press club has invit.
the DKxocAAT TO asseni the anuul
, gathering oI editors C!l at Spokane &
Aug. 25. 26 aud "a, when the Orepo
association will unite with the associ
iions from Washington, Idaho. Montar
and B. c. The fret day will be bushes
the next dAv recreation, whsu there =;
be Pscni:. etc, and the third day nj
be devoted 10 land 30 FORTH" IL
said the guests will be rcyalIy treated
manner that will do credit TO the m,
tr1polis OF Eastern Washington, Mr..
. ;. smiley ~'.l proeahly be The only q
tendant from Albany.
Mrs. Ollie Jackson Stephens writ
from YaquipA to The Dale. TN:
II 10 quite Dewey" here and the sta
and stripes which wave proudly or,
many homes are kissed BY the degdro,
and strong ''Sampeou" like sea hreexs
and macy oj them are rent a.uuder. b
their glory shines forth through the n
tered stars and stripes, and whiIe s,rol
ing about, We notice much PATRIOTS
: displayed, and many Of the canvas hons
= have been chTtstened Camp Manila
"kamp Dewey" etc.
Three Portland morphine people ha,
been sentenced TO seven months in Il
county Jail. They got off easv. A,
tpne guilty OF dissipating on morphine
opium should be Imprisoned until r
formed.
A good many farmers are having tre
pass notices printed, which will be CO..
spicuously posted on their farms. Til,
have been run over 50 much by carele
hunters that there seems 10 b.. a gene
al movement to stop the matter, and
! looks as IT hunters will have TO rust
Tor a field. All the same we will que
that there will be a thousand Chine,
pheasants brought into Albany on Fl