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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

The Rev. W. B.cosily. Ot stockortdee.
Ca. while attending to his pastoral du-
ties at EilenwoOd. that state. was attack
cd by cholera morbus- He says: BY
chance l happened 20 get hold Of aboItle
ot ChambeTiains Cosic. Cholera and
D.arrhoea Remedy and think It was
the means OF saving my life. Il relieved
me at once" For szals by Charles Rog-
ers. druggist.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

We have used Chamberlain Cough
Remedy in our home tor many years and
bear cheerful testimony to It's value as a
medicine which should be in every family.
In coughs and colds We have found II to
be eficadous and in Group and whooplng
cough in children We deem It indlspens-
abIe.-H. p. RITTER, fZ7 Fairfax ave,
St. Louis. Mo For sale BY Charles Rog-
ers, druggist
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
Gas ~ @ RIA.
p,.1tA, 1IAs Erd Ya AlR nuaB Dcsrti
'';;''" q &szHzZ1z1(

A statistican has estimated that the av-
erage man OF 30 years old has worked
6,5o days, has slept sso, has amused
himself foOO. has walked i2eO miles. has
been IN go days. has partaksn oi S.c1
meals. eaten lS.Oo pounds of meat and
AeO pounds OF fish, eggs and vegetables.
and drank 700 gallons Of fluids
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
BUcKLEN's ARNIcA sALvE

THE BEST sALvE in the world for
Cuts. Bruises. Sores, Ulcers. Salt Rheum.
Fever soresI letter. Chapped Hanis.
Chilblains. Corns and all Skin EruptIons.
and positively cures Piles. or no pay re-
quired. L, is guaranteed 10 give perfect
satisfaction or money refunded Price 3
cents per box. For sale by Estes-Conn
Drug Co.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
YOUR FA, e

Shows the state Ot your feeilAgs ana tb,
state Of your health as WeA. nmoeTS
blood makes I,sOif apparent N . pale and
sAiiov oOmpae<ion, pamplea and Stin SFup-
tto1s- n you ere tsSliag Wsak and wOSu
out and do net havS n heairhy a0oAar-
ance yUu Sh0ld Try Aeksrs Blood HliziF.
Il enrss all blood diseases whSrS ohcap
and ao-oaned purifiers faH
knowing this we sell every bOtue on .
positiva guarantee
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

That the blood should perform It's vital
functions /, Is absolutely necessary II
should not only be pure but rich In life
giving elements. These results are best
effected BY the use Of that wel.-known
standard blood purifier. Ayers sarsapa-
rilla
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

A fisherman near the Indian rock.
Rangely lakes. In Maine. discovered a
gull dragging a trout after him. The gull
got tangled In some brush near the shore
and was caught by the guide. who found
that the trout had a. gang OF hooks In his
mouth. and the gun had one OF the
hooks through It's bill.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
THE PIONEER LIMITED

Is the name Of the only perfect train in
the world, now running every night be-
tween 81. Paul and Chicago. via the
Chicago. Milwaukee & St. Paul railway
the pioneer road Of the west in adopt
ing all improved facilities for the safety
and enjoyment Of passengers. An Illus
trated pamphlet. showing views Of beau
tiful scenery along the route Of the Pio-
neer Limited. will be sent free to any per-
son upon receipt OF two-cent postage
stamp. Address George H. Heafford,
General Passenger Agent. Chicago. Ill.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Saght hSttAsA K has ssrod me, and thank
God am uASSd and now a well and
Aeaathy woman" TraAi bottles frse Al
Astes-coan Drug Co, Regular aas u
cenes and q. ouaraoteed or prloe ro-
funded
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

naeious little creatures. Thousands Of
them frequently attack huntsmen without
the slightest prOyoeAtion. innieting some
times serious wounds on the face and
neck.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Fifteen years ago william Glen, Of
Powhattan County, Virginia, was a dark
mulatto His color has been gradually
changing ever since and now he is white
with the exception Of a few spots on his
face and neck. He says that he has
never been sick.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Sick headache absolutely and perman-
entity cured by using Moh Tea. A pleas
ant herb drink Cures constipation and
indigestion. makes you eat, sleep. work
and happy. Satisfaction guaranteed or
or money refunded. % and 80 cents. For
sale by Estes-Conn Drug Co.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

An communications intended for publ.
Gallon should be directed TO the editor.
nps,nasa communications OF all kinds
and remittances must be addressed to
--rhe Assorian."
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

A pension has been granted TO a Turk
sh soldier. who. after three years service
in the army. became III. and coming IN
der medical treatment. was discovered TO
be a woman.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Notice Is hereby given that the com.
mon council OF the city OF Astoria intends
to improve all that portion OF Harrison
avenue lying between the street crossing
as now laid and planked at Eighth street
and the street crossing as now laid and
planked on Seventh street. connecting
said Eighth and Seventh streets, by
grading same to. the full width OF said
street to the established grade thereof,
and by planklng the same to Its full width
between sidewalks, cutters and curblng,
and constructing cutters, curbIng and
sidewalks on each side thereof; said i'm,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Dyspepsia can be cured by using Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets. One little tablet will
give Immediate relief or money refunded.
Sold in handsome tin boxes at 5 cts. For
sale BY Estes-Conn Drug Co.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

In France the oxen that work in the
field are regularly sung 10 as an encour-
agement TO exertion, and no peasant has
the slightest doubt that the animals lis
ten to him with pleasure.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
GAS ToRrA.
BOaru the nIhs Kind You Haze ATag BOught
signature "a &MAzzM

Some persons define friendship as the
privilege to wear another woman's
clothes, order anothers servants and gem
orally upset another's home. but then
again the term has d different meaning.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Luxuriaht hair. OF uniform cOiOr. is a
beautiful head covering for dthor SEX.
and may be secured by using Hans vogs-
table Sicilian Hair Rcnewer.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

The police commissioners Of Atlanta
announce that they will award a gold
medal 10 the man on the force giving the
best answers in fifty words to the query:
What constitutes a good policeman"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

The average woman believes more than
ever that the Philippine Islands are a sort
Of phllopena present since she has learned
that there are 70 be found there bamboo,
opals and coacoanut pearls.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Experience is the best teacher. Use
Acker's English Remedy In any case OF
coughs, colds or Group. Should It fail
to give immediate relief money refunded.
2 cts. and 50 cts. For sale by Estes-Conn
Drug Co.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Newspapers In the 'south say tina, the
cotton crop In Texas alone will be- equal
TO a pound OF cotton for every man.
woman and child on EARTH
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Irishmen OF all parties are prosecuting
the movement for securing the rcsiora-
ton in ireland OF Celtic gold ornaments
which recently found their way TO the
British museum
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

The Astoran guarantees to It's adver'
clsera the lareeet circulation OF any news
paper published on the Columbia river
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

~ YoU WANT PINE MuaaEiA AID
era Wish call on George llaftls1 AZ Nhs
National. where all tho dellcacieH of the
Bpahun can 30 found
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

The morbid desire for details Is never
more pronounced than when the curious
world insists upon Enowing every partcu-
lar regarding an accident
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

ron aALE-uousE ANn Lor. con.
nsr urahd avenue and fwoniy 'nlhh
street. upputown. lot ibtb0 fest Apply
10 John auu
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

MN ~ mali. per year. In aavance...Sa 10
Postage free 10 subscribers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

The camps 10 be visited by the board Of
medical officers named a few days ago are
camp Alger. Falls church. Va. and Fer
nandina. Fla.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

NOTICE OF INTENTION OF THE
COMMON COUNCIL OF THE CITY or
ASTORIA. OREGON TO IMPROVE
HARRISON AVENUE BETWEEN
SEVENTH AND EIGHTH STREETS.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
L L. TO 7T IA.
Bosuths 1laa Kind You Haze LAHaE Bcu.ti
H''a'''' 4 &<HAzIZx

To ask to be excused means more ~ n
real cut than TO have the servant ehron-
lcle the hackueyed mot at home
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

There are some anniversaries that NJ
would rather forget than remember.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Advertising rntes can pe mad on apph-
sAiion to the business manager.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Il Is said that an ordinary caterpillar
increases 1890 times In bulk thirty days
from the time ne is hatched.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II IT fails
to cure. 25 cents. The genuine has L. B.
Q. on each tablet.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

The cabbage still grows wild In Greece,
where 1t originated. Radlshes are native
TO China. but have grown in Europe for
centuries.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

The last two descendants OF Christopher
Columbus are said TO be occupants Of a
poor house In Cadiz.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

The public funeral OF Mr.. Gladstone was
not expensive. Some Of the newspapers
gave the cost as s95g0O. but a competent
authority says the cost was about $1,000.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

ron PINE TEAs. ENcELLENT cor.
foee, pure Etieea ~ 10 ... ....
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

TRr MIlLLlN0s nEsr TEA And
baking powder,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

ron SALE SALOON uUliplNp AID
iot al WHrrvnlpn, with bar NAluirn, W.
cludns combination pppl and hlllAtd
inble inquru " &, u, IAmpe'a'
Astoria.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
SALOONS

WHEN You WANT PINE TEA. GOOD
eoifsO and spices, try fOafd q Stokes
co.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
RESTAURANTS
MIscnLLANEoUs

ooop Is CENT MEAiS At TIN RiB'
Ing Sun Restaurant
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

ron RrNT-ooop HOUSE AND harm
mad IOur Acroa VI land. near Clatsop CIV
station, known 40 the Clatsop lvsl8'nce'
Apply 10 A TaEE, 81 Ceniths'ViM sh'
city
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Iora OF FINE ASHLAND CRAWFORD
peaches. cheap. 81 Rose iilEElns a Co
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

In the island Of Minora, one Of the
Philippines, the humming birds are pug
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

SWEET CREAM ios a PINT AT TiE
Spa.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

THE LoUyER UNDER THE ABLE
uianagufnrn, % August krah. u daily
becoming q more ana mote popular 70
sort, The club rOoms "a The second heof
are now an ATTRACTIVE feature of tn
establishment
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

uaE MAPLE LEAF CREAMERY nut
tot Foafd 6 Hlokoa Co. aGun,a
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
Lsr
ron RENT

ron REST SALOON .nulLnlNu AND
lnt al Warrrntup with BAT h.'uten ".
Guiding cumuiuatlln pNnl Ahl plllAIu
table Inquire N &, o. ialmpoTH'
Astoria
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Cupid is us
uAily pictured
as a holick.
some. playful
little fellow, al.
ways smiling or
laughing. but
with just q trace
OF malice in his
makeup
This Is the
J artists ideal.
In reality, Gu
pid in these
days Is a mat
ter-ofhct little
Iehap He is
beginning 10
learn that life
Is not all a
summer holi.
day He Is fast
learning that
sick men and
Unhealthy wOm.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
PHYSICIANS

DR. ALFRED KINNEY -oFficE AT
rpaldence, Commercial street. near
AIth, once hours Morning uhtii 10,
all afternoon until s. evenings until )
O'Clock
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
MASONIC.

TEMPLE LODGE NO, :. A. v. AND A.
M.-RsuulAr eommunloauons ho.d oa
each msa;h' q. ", iouNsnERRY' W,
MI G. HOLDEN. Secretary.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
WANTED

wANrppl nY MAN Akb WIFE 70.
altion on dairy ram ~ creAihslk. s asH
Ia ntat.,lnFH butter mAh,l a.
t0rlAn
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

"Nfaddrnssrd slampcd envelope tQ A "
I11sy GENERAL Manager, care Ab'nflan,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

DR. o. H. ESTES, PHYSICIAN AND
surgeon special atlsnuon 90 diseases
% Wonitn and surgery Qfioo over Dan
EiEsrs store. Astoria Tele. No. 81
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

~-~--~---~~~----~----s---s-
u. r.. crosby, ATroRNEY.AT.LAw.
20 CommcrviAl strvvt
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

Or JAY TuTTi.E. PHYSICIAN AND
Building. 0ih Commeruiai street Rsnt-
drnne same, Telephone n Acting as
nisiani surgeon United states marine
hoapltAl service.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1898-09-18

WANTED -ilouan EsTApLlsngn 70
years party either lady o. nyn,iyl,,sn. l,sInsn.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21
ships OF the Carbohydrates war. The crews hi

OF the Carbohydrates war. The crews
II the Chinese fleet had satisfactorily
gone through their morning drill and
dinner was nearly ready when smoke
from the japanese ships was sighted
by the lookouts. The appearance OF
Japan's fleet had been expected for a
week. but nevertheless the blood In
every mans veins throbbed quick as
the call to action sounded throughout
the feet. The Chen Yuen had al
ready been stripped for action as com
p!etely us rugilst is prepared for she
bout OF his life. The decks were cleared
for the passage Of ammunition and for
the free movement of the crew and in
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21

order to secure unobstructed arcs Of
fire from the guns. The small boats had
been abandoned. the ladders unshipped,
and woodwork thrown overheard or
wrapped in wet canvas. These meas
ures were taken to avoid the danger
from fire and flying splinters. both Of
which are as much to be feared in n
sea fight as the enemy's shot. The
gun.shields, by order of Capt. Nc
Giffin, had been removed from the big
guns as affording no protection from
heavy shots and as serving to intercept
and cause to explode shells that would
otherwise pass over the heads of the
gunners. The ships fire hose had been
connected and let out and bags of sand
and coal placed on deck to form breast
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21

brmor and carried four l2.2-inch, two
bix-inch and 10 machine guns. With
Der sister ship, the flagship Ting Yuen,
the nine smaller war vessels, she met
(he Japanese off the mouth of the Yalu
liver on September II, 1894.
Here the famous battle Of the Yalu,
he first great trial Of modern iron
flads, was fought. Owing to the cow
brdice Of several Chinese commanders,
who ran away at the first exchange Of
khots, eight Chinese ships did nll the
6ghting against the 10 ships of the
Enemy. The battle was altogether a
contest of orientals, except that one
man OF European blood, trained In the
haval school Of great western power,
commanded the Chen Yuen-Phiio Nor
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21
DELIGHTFUL SUMNER TOURS.
Tive 1~srs 10 the North via PennsyI I.
yRulN RallrO,s>l

For the convenience OF those who seek the
most attractive way OF spendinga summer vaca.
tiOn, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company has
arranged TWO delightful tours To the North, un.
der the personally conducted tourist system,
July NJ and August B. The points included IN
the itinerary and the country traversed abound
In nature y beauties Watkins Glenn, Niagara
Falls. Thousand Ialands, quebec, Montreal Au
Sable Chasm, Lakes ChalDpiain ana George,
Saratoga, ana the Highlands OF the Hudson are
ARE all rich In Interest and repiete with natural
attractions. 'IIt
lsach tour Will be Ia charge OF one OF the com.
pany's tourist agents, assisted by an expert
"nc.'G lady as chaperOn, whose especial char ge
viii he unescOrted ladies'.
The rate OF 500 from New York, Brooklyn,
Newark, Trenton, Philadelphia, Harrisburg
lIdlllWore ana Washington covers railway and
boat iare for the entire round trip, parior-car
seals, meals en route. hotel entertain ineLt, ,
trainer charges, carriage hire-in fact, every
item " necessary expense.
For detailed itinerary, tickets. or auy add
tlOnal Information. address Tourist Agent,
PENNSYLVANIA Railrond Cumpany. lloj Broad.
way. New York sta Fulton Street, Brooklyn
lss Broad street, Newark, y. j.; or Geo. ".
BOyd, Assistant General Passenger Agent
Broad Street Station Philadelphia. 7-l4-2t
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21

work against small shot. Ammunition
for immediate use was piled beside the
guns. The suggestive hospital appli-
ances, bandages and cots, and chairs,
rugged for lowering the wounded to
the sick bay, were in position. Buckets
Of sand were placed about the decks
and inside the superstructure; for
when men are torn to pieces the flow
Of blood makes the decks slippery.
In less than an hour after the Japan
ese ships dotted the horizon the battle
had begun. But In that hour OF sus-
pense men lived fast. The strain OF
,wsitingt inaction, far the timstagive
ed fJO9ave tho lN6 Nsws N usath
ada destruction h hardest perhaps on
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21

ton McGiAin. Of the United States
navy.
The reduction by congress of the
United States hawai- force sent adrift
i.ieut. McGiffin; graduate Of AnHapo-
lis In the class of 's2. AS China was
engaged In war IN Asia McGifYln
straightway rendered his services to
the Chinese government. The result
was eventually that China took one
French gunboat IN war otherwise en-
.ireiy disastrous to her. In 1887 McGif-
IN ,,n became the head Of the Chinese
NAVAL acadcmy at Wei-Hai-Wei. This
was the reason for his command Of one
of China's most formidable wsrships
1n the battle which decided the outcome
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21
1HE GREAT ha,tle of iron ships

1HE GREAT hattle of iron ships
II is to come. But an excellent
iii sample Of modern sea warfare
j has already be-. furnished by
two great nations of the orient.
ID though our officers and ships will
n~btless accomplish all that the coun-
homes when we come to heavy blows
l;,h Spain, we need not. expect that
nv shin under any officer will show a
fa;,sr record for dOgged fighting
INNS, odds than did the Chen iuen,''
/ her first and last hattie. under the
Iommand OF McGiffin.
The Chinese ironclad, the Chen
!ueu, wa. protected BY I2 and i+-inch
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21
Caution Notice.

Nn.r' g hereby given that have purchased
Tia" lGlloWiug name nr!cl''S u the cOnStahle's
al % ALERT I.,rgrl ,Ul al persons are caG.
tbu"t .'l To N 'ddic wI'N 'h' same:
lr"N.uE macripr, | sleigh, | plough, |
narrow. ruttti"i, horse gear, collars, :.
'hh-, h,,tl"r rhurnS, Slnd - sluiGer iron kct.
IL, tDN 'dcSt, excelsior cook stove. bre id cup
Nu,d ton llN, : empty cans, vinegar barrel
wood tur>t, - yards carpet, | clock. u kitchen
chars, In d,teih. bureau, corner board. q ucres
corn IA The gruun1, Ont.seventh acre potatoes
in Tie ground Emma A. RiEGEL
Globe MillS, Pa, May -, lsgs
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21
Did.t want TO Die.

Fair visitor-What a lovely parrot!
Ito rot)-Polly want a cracker?
Polly (cautiosly)-Did you make 1t
yourself? I'm. Y. Truth.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21
About the si.e Of 1t.

Little Nephew Elmer-Whatisa q mod
el husband. uncle?
Old Uncle Grout--One that always
let's his wife have her own way, whether
1t Is good for her or not.-Puck.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21
Breaking the News,

Papa. when q horse laughs he kicks
up hds heels, doesn't he"
Il guess so."
"Well, old Bill has just laughed at
Bennie. Won't you come out and carry
him In pm. Y. Truth.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21
Friends, Yhey Say.

Amy-Ysn't that small shoe, dearP
Maud-Yes. dear-for the foot!-Bos-
ton Travc.lc.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21
He Explains.

Mrs. Brown-It's n shame the way
the early settlers killed of the Indians.
Mr.. Brown-They couldn't get close
enough, my dear, to chloroform them.
Puck,
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21
CARE FOR THE BABY.

An infant Is creature OF habit and
Usually responds TO the wish Of the
mother, II the mother has order in her
will.
Clean the baby's bottle until it is as
clear rs sunshine, and its nipples Us
clean and sweet us n healthy baby's
breath.
More infants lives are taken by over
feeding than by starvation. Never
liken an infants digestion or diet to
your own.
Do not feed the baby because II cries.
This may be due to pain, and it is hurt
full to fill an infants stomach nt such
a time.
Vomiting and dinrrahae are Indications
that the child is either sick or approach
Ing sickness and probably needs n ply
sician.
Cholera infantum would be. of rare oc-
currence If proper attention was always
given to the quality and quantity of
tho food.
A nursing mother who worries or
who is exhausted or who INDUCES in
pxcitement may become source OF
danger ~ her infant.--Leisure Hours.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1898-07-21

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