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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

The revenue bill cannot be passed too
soon. Debt and deficit are piling UP at
a rate so rapid that the burden will
become overwhelming if something is
not done TO stop it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Andrew Carnegie says that General
Miles is IAN ideal warrior, who wins
victories without lighting But he
will never win a lieutenant generalship
that way.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Washington Star: Remember" said
the timorous citizen, while. discussing the
Philippine islands, that we are not a ma
ton of conquest
BY all means. But let us likewise re-
member that we are not a nation of quit
ters."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Cure that Cough with Shiloh's Cure.
The best Cough Cure. Relieves Group
promptly. One million bottles sold last
year. 40 doses for 20 cts. Sold by
Nelden- Judson and other druggists.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Manifest destiny is something
that one works and schemes for all the
days of his life, but does not always
accomplish.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

A musician in New York hung him
self with the G string of his bass viol.
That might be termed a way UP in C
suicide.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Miles address to the army was very
good, but scarcely so stirring as Ho-
ratius at the bridge.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Indiana has sent 1000 volunteers to
the war, end there is not an illiterate
among them. This is a great credit to
the ''Hoosier Schoolmaster.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

The Spaniards call US a nation of
shopkeepers. They may yet change this
to calling US a nation of island keep
ers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

/ Chicago News: Mamma-Johnnie. were
noon?
Johnnie-Yes. ma'am
Mamma-Who got licked?
Johnnie-Spain.
! Mamma-Who was Spain?
,Johnnie-Nobody. Wouldn't nobody be
! Spain; so we just played it.
! Washington Star: ait seems impossible
| to tell anything about what our navy is
doing. remarked one Spanish official.
Ihats true, replied the Other. But
if they mislead even us, think how they
must be mystifying the Americans
Chicago News: Recruiting officer-You
are rather heavy for the cavalrv. Why
don't you join the infantry?
Patriot-Infantry? Great Grant, don I
suggest infantry to mel I've got yearling
triplets at home and have had all the in
fantry 1 want. 1t is my desire to escape
the infantry THAI has brought me here.
Plain Dealer: Lucky that none of
Schley's sailors were wounded"
"Why?'
THE photographers would have referred
to them as battle-scarred veterans"
Washington Star: I'm afraid" said the
Spanish officer as he saw shell after shell
fall short and drop in the ocean that we
haven't accomplished anything by all this
shooting
"Oh, yes, we have" replied his superior
encouragingly Every little helps We
have made the ship lighter so that we
can run faster"
He said that he would die for her
The millionaire to the soubrette;
She married him, believing him,
And he, the villain. S living yet.
Cincinnati Enquirer
1t gave the Spaniards awful chiIls
When Schley grew so censorious;
But Cervera peeked DER the hills
And said, Its sad, but gloriousi'
We smashed the forts. we swept the bay,
Our fleet was still victorious;
And yet the SpaniardS smiling say,
''Oh, amt it sad, but glorious!
Plain Dealer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

There is such a thing as paying too
much for whistle. The advocates of
an imperial policy should remember
this.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Song of Cervera-'Oh, that I had
wings like dovel For then would 1
fly away, and be at rest
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

All good housewives desire nice,
light cakes and biscuits. If U. S.
Baking Powder is used, their wishes
will be gratifed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08
STOCKS AND INVESTMENTS.

Utah Bank and Commercial Stocks, and
other High Grade investment securities
bought and sold.
Loans on Stocks.
Div!dend-paytng stocks bought and sold
Investment orders from institutions
trustees of estates and capitalists will re-
ceiYe the best of attention
JOHN c. CUTLER. JR..
Tel. 127. Sc Main Street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Extensive land operations will begin
in Cuba-after the war is over, and
they will be conducted by syndicates.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

The Philippine Islands will never be
civilized until the inhabitants Euro
pean and naturalized, develop the APP
rendicitis fad
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Summer girls are divided into three
classes-annuals, biennials and peren-
mails. The annua,s are most popular.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

1t cannot be said that all roads lead
to Havana ..........
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

If Cervera had not been such a rub
berneck perhaps he wouldn't have
been corked so badly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Bonds are to be issued to make both
ends meet. Wouldn't it be well to have
orders issued for both armies to meet?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Dewey found the path of glory in the
Manila roadstead; Hobson found it in
that of Santiago.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

say that if they are held they will prove
to be snubbing post. Between the
two. it looks as though Uncle Sam We're
Up = STUMP
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Cleveland Plain Dealer: 81 suppose if
had to eat mule meat 1 could
''What q cannibaIr'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Cincinnati Enquirer: Perry Patettic-I
see the papers say transparent sleeves is
the proper thing for dinner wear
Wayworn Watson-That's so they can't
hide the spoons. mem rich needs lot of
watchin'.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

The board OF education is giving
indications of board of strategy ten
denotes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

The Monterey has started for Ma
Mia. Bon voyage.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

OF course peace is in sight, but it is
second sight.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Chicago News: Laura-I do hope the
government win hold on to the Philip
pines.
Frances-Why? In what way are you
specially Interested in the Philippines?
Laura-George says that if they are still
in our possession next spring We'll go
there on our wedding trip.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Cincinnati Enquirer: Senator Lodge, of
Massachusetts,, has all along been on
amiable terms, personally and politically.
with the car of the house: that is as
amiable as anybody can be with Mr..
Reed. Mr.. Lodge. though. has a record
teal view of the Hawaiian question.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Spain may have a great desire for
peace, but she seems able to overcome
her desire.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Roosevelt's rough riders have degen-
Grated into mounted rifemen'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08
Now Is the Time,

and Auerbach's the place TO buy your
dry goods, etc, during their great clear
ing sale.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Truly can Spain say, He who steals
my purse, steals trash
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

1t is reported, but the report lacks
confirmation, that
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Kansas City Times: After Porto Rico
and the Philippines have been captured
and the machinery of government oiled
up and started, perhaps the administra-
ton may turn its attention TO Cuba.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Is some one Sinking in Cache? The
Logan Journal SAYS: I'VE are a good
honest people here in Cache valley. We
proclaim ourselves as such, and other
people. without dispute, accept us at our
honesty should be so poorly rewarded
While the wicked flourish like a green bay
tree. our 1S.oGO or 10000 people in this
charming county, have but $500 in cash
with which TO meet all tho requirements
OF trade. The tax list affirms who dare
deny 1T? Honesty and poverty must be
inseparahle COMPANIONS
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Chicago Chronicle: The Hawaiian an
nexation enthusiasts are now trying to
figure out whether Speaker Reed is a
genuine convert or a sonlless bunko
steerer. But the willy speaker looks
straight into vacancy and says nothing.
The Hawaiian chickens have not yet come
home to roost, but the future is por-
tentouS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Those are not bonds to keep the
peace, but to continue the war.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Spain's resources may be nearly ex-
hausted, but still she has cables to cut.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Washington Star: Il am afraid" said
Senator Sorghum, that these Hawaiians
don't understand our political system as
1 would like them to before annexation
Did YOU say the islands represent great
Wealth?''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Much of the lack of preparation for
war now is nothing but lack of ca
pacity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08


been deliberately ignored. They haven't
even mentioned their financial abilities in
their efforts to gain my support"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08
COMMENTS OF THE PRESS.

ST. Louis Republic: Senator Allen has
told Senator Wofcott that he is not afraid
of him lin the senate or elsewhere
Now let's see if the Colorado statesman is
bottled up and afraid to come out.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

In Chicago they call Joe Letter 1.-THE
autocrat of the breakfast table"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

mates pretty plainly that the volunteers
are unprepared for an active campaign,
and reliance must be placed in the regu-
lars Miles has evidently forgotten that
he made his reputation first as one of the
great body of volunteers, who were not as
well prepared for war at the outset as are
those of today.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Some insist that the Philippines
should be held as an outpost; others
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Cincinnati Enquirer: Colonel what. do
you think of this new fad of doing with
out salt?"
Might as well talk of doing without
watah, sah.''
Now one would naturally have expected
that last word to be other; but the colonel
was not without a certain dry wit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

ments much as they do when under
the influence of intoxicants; and war
is one of the greatest intoxicants in
the world.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Washington Star: In resisting taxation
for the expenses of the war the trusts
may offer the claim that they ought
not to be required to pay for anything
they did rot order
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Chicago Post: "Alasr' cried the Spanish
general in Cuba, I'VE can win no more
victories"
Why not?' inquired his aid
The cable has been cut" explained the
general
"Oh, WELL" answered the aid, perhaps
you can smuggle one through by mail"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08
STATE EXCHANGES.

The Lehi Banner has just passed its
seventh. year and entered the eighth. 1t
is neWsy local paper and its success is
due to the appreciation of the Lehi pub
lie. Long may the Banner wave.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

The. Nephf Republic has also had a
birthday within the week; it is only two
years old, but large for it's age and intel
ngent Tar beyond. 1t complains of hard
times at present, but is, ever hopeful.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

He said that he would die for her
The millionaire to the soubrette;
She married him, believing him.
And he, the villain. s living yet.
Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

Chicago News: Mamma-Johnnie, were
you and the boys playing war this after
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08
WIT AND HUMoR.

Then, turning to Fouquet:
Inei t. "a SIdplu-,nat'S the way to
show. any one the door,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-06-08

The photographers would have referred
to them as battle-scarred veterans"
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1898-11-12
THE EeoIsr.
- Ll.ten. eooa peopls.


I am the weathercock Listen. good people,
Listen to mel
Proudly ye placed me here high on my steeple,
King Of the air and prince Of the seal
Ram the lord Of the winds that blow
Round the compass and high and lowl
When ] swing to the east, IL blows from the
cast.
l call and call
Till the storm rack drives Ger the moaning
sand.
And The rain lash scourges the shivering land,
And the good mast splits in the shrieking
squal
And did it ALL did it ALI
When l swing to the north, it blows from the
north.
/ call and call
Till it blears the lake with film Of ice
AID N,iLtcHs yoUI autumn paradise,
And you trudge to church TO your knees IN
snow,
Poor little people that flock below
To worship me on my steeple tall,
For did it ALL did it all
When / swing to the west. it blows from the
west.
Hurrah for my westing windi
There is health and life for the world and his
wife
When feel in a rollicking mind.
Oh, the steer Is glad as he grides the earth
With the share Of the wallowing pillow,
And the plowman dreams of the husking's
mirth,
The shocks and the bursting mowi
Oh, the wind is true to its masters call
For did II ALL did it ALI
When | swing to the south. 1T blows from the
south
And Tom stole a kiss from Prue.
And Bob bus5ed Kate on her red, red mouth
Because the south wind blew
Oh, hearts grow kind in the warm south wind.
With the boys and the girls at play,
And many's the wedding that would not have
been
Had the wind blown different way
Thus l hold the world in my gracious thralL
For / did il ALL did it ALI
John Mowatt in New York Times
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1898-11-12
Sealed Orders.

The custom of having warships sail
under sealed orders" has arisen from
the desire of maritime powers to pre-
vent their plans from becoming known
to the enemy.
In the American navy such orders
come from the president and are deliv-
cred to a commander of a ship or squad
ron by a confidential messenger, who
knows nothing of their contents.
Sometimes they are in cipher, but
they are always sealed with the official
seal of the navy department, and the
package cannot be opened until the time
marked ON it, which is usually several
hours after the hour Of leaving port.
By this precaution the newspapers
are prevented from disclosing prema-
turely the movements which may be Of
the greatest Importance and the spies of
the enemy are rendered useless so far as
their ability to discover the secret of
such movements is concerned.
Sailing under sealed orders is now
the common naval practice in time Of
war.
These instructions are found in the
packet of "sealed ORDERS" which is
opened when we'll out to sea.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1898-11-12
When John Law Roomed II.

A milliner happened to come to Paris
about a lawsuit. She was successful
and invested the proceeds in speoula-
ton, and she amassed in few months
q sum which converted into our cur
rency represents nearly Go, 900, 900. No
class of the community escaped the in
fectilu Two Cf the ablpst scholars of
France are reported to have deplored
the madness Of tho times at one inter
view, only to find themselves at their
next meeting bidding for shares with
the greatest excitement. The scene Of
operations was a narrow street called
Quincampoix, and the demand for ac-
commodation may be judged from the
fact that a house which before yielded
about $40 year now brought in more
than $500 a month. A cobbler made
about $40 a day by letting out a few
chairs in his stall, and a hunohback,
who is celebrated in the prints of the
time, acquired in few days more than
81 600 by letting out his hump to the
street brokers as a writing desk.-Pro-
fessor Nicholson 5 Money and None
tary Problems.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1898-11-12
DIRECTORY.
9FRKELEY COUNTY

CIRCUIT COURT Judge, Thirteenth
Judicial Circuit, r. Boyd faulkner
Clerk, L. Dew. Gerhardt, Prosecuting
Attorney, y 5. G.. Pitzer; Sheriff, j. III.
Smith; Depaly 5aerilfs, j. Il. Catrow,
al. s. rabler. w. NJ. Hollis, f. NJ. Hardy
Deputy Sheriff and Jaller.
Terra - sns G)urr commence on the
second Tuesday ia January, April, and
September.
COUNTY COURT. President, G.. P Ri
uer; Commissioners, Joseph Fiscus
aEiR. Il, Thomas; Clerk, 1. l.. Bender
Terms commence, first Monday in
March, June, September and December.
Commissioners Of Accounts, John I ..
Picking, ADRIAN &. Nadenbousch. L..
Dew Gerhardt; Surveyor of Land, /.
w. Woods; Assessor. First District, G.
l.. Nicely; Assessor, Second District
d. II. Fulk; General Receiver
Henry j. Seibert, Coroner, VIM. Mckee;
Sealer of Weights and Measures, David
Pltsnogie; Steward OF Almshouse Thos.
Wolford.
Local Board of Health, E. L. Hoff-
man, John l.. Williamson, DR.. s. n.
Myers, the President of County Court,
aud Prosecuting Attorney.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1898-11-12
A Pictorial Illnsion.

Philip Fl. Calderon was elected A.
r. A. in IS64-the same year and at
the same time as Frederick Leighton
Nor has the Royal academy ever elected
two men who have been more devoted
to it's service. Those student days in
Paris with his friend Marco, when they
had rather to rough it--those doleful
days Of doubt when he feared he would
have to give up all thoughts of art were
all past He was III pleasant and lofty
studio III Marlborough place, built at
his own expense and there were pic
lures on the easel that commanded four
figures His painting partook of the
happy times His touch was firm and
confident, his color joyous, and he
showed that in dexterity at least he was
not to be outdone
Among other things he painted,
chiefly for amusement, or as fetch, -
as we used to call it, portrait of his
wife life size, standing in a doorway
with her hand ON the door handle and
her foot ON the step, looking back over
her shoulder, as though she were quit
ting the room. The picture was placed
against the paneled wall Of the studio
and was such a perfect ILLUSION that it
looked, not like picture, but reality
SO much so that genial Tom Landseer
the engraver, who called one day, made
a most profound bow to it and, address
ing the effigy, said, Pray, do not leave
us, madam. &c. A Storey A. r. A.
in Magazine of Art
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1898-11-12
The rscIish Walnut.

Possibly few trees in the old world
are more profitable than the English
walnut, which thriyes i'll England and
all over the northern part of the CONT
nent of Europe The wood is especially
used for gun stocks and for many articles
of furniture and is found profitable from
trees Of 10 years Of age and upward
There is always a good demand for the
nuts, so that there are two distinct lines
of profit-by the timber and by the fruit.
In our country they thrive in any por-
tion of the eastern states, although as
they progress northwardly the tips of
the last years shoots are destroyed by
winter The living portions push out
again, however, and generally bear as
abundantly as before
In the vicinity Of Philadelphia there
are numerous trees, planted by the early
German settlers, which bear every year,
Single or isolated trees sometimes fail
to bear fruit on account of the pollen
bearing flower maturing and scattering
pollen before the nut bearing flower is
in condition to receive it, and for this
reason crops are more assured when il
number of trees are planted together. In
this way some of the pollen bearing cat
kins are conditioned so as to be in bloom
before the time that the nut bearing
flowers make their appearance. Nee
han s Monthly.