The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1898-08-26

The population of New zealand Is something
more than 100000.
Life is full of checks, and many of them are
forgeries.
The landlord has an easier time raising the
rent than the tenant does.
Take care of your pennies, and your dollars
will be blown in BY your heirs.
Many brave man has lost his nerve In a
dentists chair.
Spanish is not in fashion as a court Ian
guage in Europe this year.
Germany will probably send Uncle Sam her
congratulations by telephone.
The human race is a mere contest for the
almighty dollar.
Riches have wings and grcenbacks mny as
well be printed ou nypaper.
Time is money.--nnti you take brass
watch to the pawnbroker's.
1t is often mans strong right arm that ia
vorably imprcsses a woman.
About the most curious thing in this world
rs n woman who is not curious.
The hair of the dog is good for the bite, but
n load of. tnrkey shot is good for the dog.
The pawnbroker who takes the most inter-
est in his business has the least principal.
Fur the next three or four years the map
makers will be the busiest men in America.
Why is hacked man like n clock? Because
he wants to run when he gets wound up.
All the world loves n lovcr--with the odds
in favor of the owner Of an ice cream saloon.
While Rome was burning, old Nero played
on his vinlin: "a Hot Time in the Old Town"
They say that the good die young. II is a
pity that some men we know did not die
a-borning.
That Uncle Sans Navy is the only thing in
the sSim.
Nature has wisely arranged matters so that
man can neither pat his own back or kick
himself.
The day of reckoning will surely come, and
then there will be weeping and waillng aud
gnasling of teeth.
Some people ought keep these beautiful
little lines before them all the tine: "Lead
me not into temptation."
Japan has one Of the best engineering
schools in the world, and is beginning to man
ufacture crcditabe electrical machinery.
Milwaukee is really foreign city, only IS
per cent Of its population being natives born
of American parentage.
II is lucky for some people that all collectors
are not as troublesome with their bills as
mosquitoes are.
A'married man never realizes what he's
missing unless he counts the change in his
pocket night and morning.
When Lot found his wife transformed into
a pillar Of salt he was wise enough mol to take
a fresh one, but let 60 at that.
Taking walk on an empty stomach Is a
sure cure for indigestion, but a person should
be careful whose stomach ia walked on.
Many a man wishes after he marries that
he had just onc-tenth Of the money he fooled
away on other girls to buy baby carriage
with.
Whenever man reaches that point where
he is satisfied with himself, The devil generally
puts another gridiron IN the FIRE.
A man NAV be both success and failure.
lie may be success as failure, and fail
ure as q success.
Clothes may not make the man, bnt II would
be useless 10 create q disturbance By going
around without them.
Whenever the nilkman says that he does
nat pan water into his milk, lie generally, nine
out of ten, pans his milk into water.
That st. fonis girl says she kissed Hobs on
IN the spur VI the moment. But under the
circumstances lIobscn didn't spur.
Hon. WIN. n. bay having resigned the po-
sition VI Secretary or State, Hon. John Hay
Ambassador 70 London, has been appointed to
The place.
The preacher will tell ym that tho devil ID
afssr yon, and then turn right around aud Say
You arr guing 10 The gentleman without BIZ
coming.
Mr.. MAlhslien, the mother II the famous
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liar, Jes Nslhattow, Is g years of age and Ia
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