The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1898-12-30
OBSERVATIONS.


bite the dust.
Don't think your ideas are going
to live forever.
When a man plays the races the
races work him.
Hatred is the madness of the
heart byron
A rule may work both ways and
still be "A poor one.
Don't imagine a good appetite is
always a good thing.
Cheap lewelry beats the more ex-
pensive kind all hollow.
Atcard parties the real disposition
is bound to show forth.
The vegetarian certainly ought TO
be able to give sage advice.
The verdict of all the merchants
is that business is picking up.
A tailor is sometimes able 10
mend everything but his ways.
Don't trust your future happiness
with a woman who never laughs.
listers and roll-top desks hide a
great many things from The public.
As soon as we can get along with
out ice it ceases to melt 80 rapidly.
Hasty judgement has often made
breaches that could not be healed.
Lovemaking at a rafting gate has
row been transferred to the parlor.
Don't tender advice until you find
out what particular kind is wanted.
Don't complain. The quinine
maker never kicks against his bitter
lot.
Don't think your target practice
will enable you to shoot .olly as 1t
flies.
Some men can't understand why
the fool-kilIer doesn't call next
door.
Secret societies evidently origin
ated in Egypt. Mummies the word
there.
Lots Of men are unable to sit in
their own canoes, much less paddle
them.
The original settler in Tennessee
was probably the first man who ten
mis- saw.
A bright young housekeeper calls
tripe the poor relation of the meat
family.
Ii isn't vanity that makes a MAJ
90 out between the acts aad look IL
y e glass.
Don't think the world will asl
where YOU ge. the money to pa,
your way.
Don't expect too much Ct tn
man who is wearing his first home
made shirt.
Don't turn over a new leaf too OF
ten or YOU will soon require an al
ditional ledger.
How much easier to forgive al
enemy we have worsted than on
who has worsted Us.
According to the cd saw ever
dog has his day. So has ever.
saint for that matter.
The mind is its own place, and
itself a max a heaven OF hell,
hell of heaven.-Milton.
If company manners were wor
more fir, quently f,r horne folks hi
would be much pleasant,r.
f, There is nothing that so exempt
, flies true character as an apolog
earnestly and sincerely made.
1t Will soon be regarded as qui'
the proper thing to walk the Stree
loaded down with bundles.
It's pretty hard to make a schc'
boy believe in an all wise prov
dence when it rains on a holiday.
Women with pretty arms reJol'
in the tight sleeves. Their less 70
tunate sisters can see no beauty
them.
1t was a wise arrangement on Il
part Of our forefathers to assemb
congress after thanksg:vi ing instei
Of before.
Don't cast your bread upon {
wl.ers today and expect it to COZ
back in the form of sponge cake
morrow.
a writer says sleep is conduct
/. to beauty. Perhaps it is, but
have seen some rather homely ?
y cemer, nevertheless.
= Some married men wouldn't {
:. ject to playing second violin if I
I, orchestra 20 which they belong ga
only private performances.
!. The woman who discovers di,
greeable traits in the man she thin
perfect is happy if her AWAKEN
z, comes before instead of alter m
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