The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1898-01-08

MHUluUl--l nc HDAANt - IL
here. and says she never dreameu VI
such happiness since you two parseu' |
The Man-Tell her feel the same way
wheeler-I see they have been trying
blcycle anibulances. Walker-l thought
these seorehers would make something
OF the kind necessary. Cincinnati En-
Quirer.
Suburbs-I am not at all good enough
for Won. dear. Miss Boston-fm glad
YOU confess II before we were married
You're not the fellow for me.-bostoh
Courier.
~ often experience a shock OF disap-
polntment when get up close to some
apparently beautiful woman. PROD
ably they feel the same way about
you. "-Chleago Record.
Hungry Higglns-As fur eight hours
being enough for days work
Weary watkins-It amt Any man
who'll do a days work orter glt sl1
months. Journal.
Julia had her husbands photograph
taken with his head stuck Ia news
naper." why did she do thatT' she
said that was the way he always look
I'd to her when he was At home."
Held you tell your father that
would Kill myself II couldn't have
you? She-Yes. He-What did he sayi
She-He said that settled 1t. iou
couldn't have me.-Chleago News.
Jaek-where's Bill now? Jill-ous
West. What doingF' Raising
rains" Doing whatr" ''Isatstng
palms-maklng the tendeFfeet throw up
their hands."-YohksFs Statesman.
History repeats itself. said the man
who il full VI wise saws. i know u
does" replied his uioFoss friend,
That's why I'm beginning TO Kind Of
lose interest In base bali ~ Washing
ton Star.
sad about the puzsnstlckers."
whats the matteEg' They've lived
together nfteen years, and they nsyet
had quarrel until lately when they
bought bicycles VI different makes.
Chicago Record.
What In the world IL smIthers bald
ing ON the lot next deorrT ~ cold stor'
age house" TO keep his meats ASH
GROCERIES from spOilius2" No. to keep
his daily supply ~ lee from melting
away. Cincinnati Tribune.
Marriage" said the pahy man,
made nIr IS tat nm 10 day. Marriage
i the mighty rnEiue Of civilization"
Then" remarked MeC0rkrr. you are
not self bar machine nlsI- | suppose
-- Philadelphia North Aurrtena,
Thought you aald Frnnk add GroFgs
agreed in politics r 80 they do
We'll. they argue over Il every time
they meet" That's because they doa :
know what II b, they agree on, New
York sun.
city Man This must be- a very
healthy place. Judging from the atm
her or old people have seen h~rr Ma
tiye-iiralthyf it's go blamed healthy
that I gussA a goosl many og en- will
have 10 b. ,hot on the Judgment day -
Puck.
Women are naturally lnrr~dalous. -
remarked the whist player THAT .
contrary To the common Impression. s.
Il d0n'E care. us true. You never caa
make ons believe you the ars' time
you tell her what are ,rumps. Wash.
,ngtou star.
wheeler Have you learned to make
the repairs on your wheel YETI sprpck
No: never shall either havra't .
BIT % mechanical genius. ~oh. y~s.
you have" Indeed I haven't I could
not even luvent a car couplsr - Clncia.
natl Enquirer.
Mes Wick wire Don't you ever make
even the slightest attempt At manual
labor? Dismal Dawson Mum. atn
ltvln' the way am on a bet. 60, a
wager Of $4,000 up that kln live
eighty years without workin tndlaa.
apolls Journal:
First Thcspian-wheu was piayias
Hamlet In Omaha aud getting my atty
\ night. = second ThsSpiaa Hold
on there. Jack. make that nve. EFrs,
Thespian-No. Tom. poa the honor
city night regular Eggs are cheak
out there - IIarpcr's Weekly.
It's three quarters Of an hour sine,
ordered that turtle soup" snapped
the Rngry guest at the restaurant. ''Yss.
sab" said the walter. with an obsc
qulous bow. but dc turtle done maks
his 'scape. sab. M dey had 10 ehass
him bout a mile. sab. e. Detroit Frcs
I'rpss.
Never touched him 1T looks ike
tain to-day said the asrabls miIkman.
"a he dumped the regular uuart into
the pitcher. ut always does" said the
woman. and the mllkman drove off
wondering why some people take such
gloomy views Of everything Detro.,
Free Press.
NO. sir said the Kansas editor.
your services are no longer required =
Way ! venture TO ask why I'm dls
charged7' You're too blamed funnx
That style may do In the blase and
heartless Fast, but when you refer 10
death IN cyclone NJ n terrible blow
to the family. you overdo II out here
Detroit News.
What In the worlds the matter.
mar asked Arabella. as her mother
turned from the telephone and asked
Tor her bonnet and wraps. I'm going
right downtown said Mrs. High.
rocks and there was a cold glitter In
her eyes as she spoke. Il lust tried n