The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-10-19
Along the Kansas Nile.
Kansas. today, is living in the kioch

Kansas. today, is living in the kitchen
"BeansY' asked a waitress OF Jerry
Simpson at Newton. Navy" asket
Simpson. Yes, sir" NO" said Simp
son.
One OF the most significant things Of tn,
campaign is the quick, vicious way thc
average Kansas Democrat retorts: Tn
no Pop"
Southern Kansas is a long distance from
northern Kansas. The hrst SHOWS come
in northern Kansas in October and not
. in southern Kansas untf November and
sometimes December.
The suit against the Topeka Capital
brings out the unofficial statement that
the paper cost the Mulvanes $4,000 and
has been conducted since az a loss, ao-
cording 10 the Leavenwor1h Tines.
! Occasionally today you will find Popu-
/ list who objects 10 being called q csiaIn-
ityite- IN another year the POpuIlsts Will
( be confessing prosperity and cOntending
+ that the Pcpulist party brought II about
/ In eastern Kansas the other night a
man interrupted Boyle with this: do
( you believe the geolog1sts' claim that the
! earth - getting cOOler7" Il" said Mr..
Boyle. buttoning his coat tighter and
turning up the collar. 80"
D 4
said an Irishman. II the Oregon.
Brooklyn. Io%a. Indiana. New York
Massachusetts. Texas. Topeka. Olympia
and Baltimore oe not tin ships. then.
begOrrsh. I nIver studied awrirhmetic."
Il was charged that only ons man on
the county PopuliEt ticket in LYON county
believed Dr. Wetmore's charges untrue
This exception was Mr.. Kean. candidate
for probate judge. Now Kean comes out
and says ne believes Or. WetmOrs-
Dr. ". W Campbell u Atchison wants
the R1rd malaria" changed 70 "Mals-
gu" Malaria means Dad air" Naiaqui
means bad water from which bilousuess
comes. But his argument vii not hold
good. Malaria always follows n a newly
p'oughed country. whether u De wet or
not
The biggest fool IN kansas Is The wood
pecker The v-re's ouzzing leads hlm
into the eternal 6slusion that al insect
IS = The wood and he pecss Away fruit
lsssly al the telegraph pole MS Whole
lie Next 20 him IN folly = ths man
who gives Up his business 20 monkey
in politics
Al Lawrence ths lawyers for ths de-
fens- IN rhs Ku-keI case are accused
% circulating a D@fiticn au over the co-n-
- defending EEnsel for the purpose =
arqlainti1s every body Wi-h ne case and
making me ss--s-ing % a jury q that
county Impossible
TIE ES-nporis De-aocra; says: Dr. We
more g MAJ = Ep1d reputation ana
fire professional acqUirs s-aenis- IFS ler-
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ps.zu sensation ard th2t Iset-l1-s lls
been caP-5rs1 ~ thc s-emy
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u western Eansas tre train be aas "a
as n<I zEsat 4aE stoTDe1 p ta7sis-
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