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The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

w. s. Cleveland's victorious and
splendid career on the stage as a min
strel manager has been received by the
public in a way that stamps him premi-
er in the hearts of the people. His is
the most dazzling career that minstrel
sy ever saw and after q temporary and
self-willed occultation in prosperous
business pursuits that have yielded rich
returns, he is on the road stronger than
ever and e~ffervescing with the ideas
that always make his shows a delight
forever. George Wilson has combined
with him and it is IS the Cleveland
Wilson Minstrels that the show is tour
ing. George is the greatest of min
strels and Cleveland the best of mana
gers. With them they have no less a
luminary than Billy Emerson, beside
whom blazes f. NJ. Hall and many
other brilliant MINISTRIES, beside many
specially artists of the highest class.
The tour of the company, which began
extremely early, in response to an ir-
resistible demand, has been a dazzling
success. The Cleveland Wilson Min
strels will be here shortly for one night.
Headache badp Get nz. Miles Pain pills.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
Died.

On Thursday, Sept. 9th, 1898, Emma,
little daughter, of Prof. and Mrs. J.F.
Templin. aged 2 years and 8 months.
Thus, to the casual reader, the record
of the little life ends. but to the sor-
rowing parents, the memory OF the
baby girl whose presence made glad
their home for this brief space OF time,
is a very precious thing, and their
hearts ache with the longing to hear
again the music Of the childish voice.
One of the tenderest ties that bound
them to earth is broken; but another
child voice has gone to swell the grand
chorus of Heaven, and the pure spirit
has joined the redeemed hosts in sing
ing h~allelujas to Him, who said "Sutfer
little children to come unto me-"
We know how desolate the home
must be with this sweet inmate gone,
but, beyond the -'Gates of Glory
she waits to welcome her loved ones
when they, too, shall hear the sum
mons, ''come up higher" M.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

B. L. Ford, of Piney Flats, and Miss
Gertrude Sanders, of Washington Col
lege, we're married at the residence of
Mrs. W. o. Dyer, Wednesday evening
by Rev. r. F. King. The bride is the
daughter of John Henry Sanders.
DR.. M. E. Broaddus preached at
Johnson City Sunday and finished his
work as financial agent Of Southwest
Virginia Institute. He will be sue
ceeded by Rev, M. d. Early, of Meri-
dian, Miss, who will arrive soon.-
Bristol Tribune.
Charlie Mathews arrived in the city
Tuesday. Charlie is a private in the
list District of Columbia regiment, and
saw service OF Santiago, but managed
to find a stump, at least he is not hurt.
He is on a go days furlough and at the
end of that time will be mustered out OF
service.
The Odd Fellows at Watauga, will
have a supper and general good time at
their Lodge room next Saturday eve
ming, September 18th, this being the
anniversary of the corner stone laying
of the new lodge room. The COMET
acknowledges an invitation and hopes
to be present.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
Cotton Dress Goods.
Kid Gloves.
Ladies' Fine Shoes.
hit the sticks held by some of

couldn't hit the sticks held by some of
the Leans.
1t is our opinion that the Leans
could have won the game had Lyle been
given any support.
Frank Taylor's work at second TO-
cussed the attention of the grand stand,
but Harrison's playing on the same
bag got all the other cussing.
The ladies of the Cemetery Associa-
ton desires THE COMET to return
thanks to the players for their efforts
and also to thank those who attended
for their patronage.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
Library Entertainment.

The ladies of the Public Library will
give an entertainment at the residence
of Mr.. and Mrs. Gildersleeve on Tues
day evening, September Goth. An at
tractive program has been arranged
and light refreshments will be served.
A small admission fee, Is cents, will be
charged. The proceeds are to be used
to purchase books for the library and
as it is a laudable undertaking the la
dies should be encouraged. A large
attendance is desired and a pleasant
evening guaranteed.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

The best -four is Gold bust.
G. X. Lide is in the city this week.
You will be satisfied when you get
your salt and fresh meats at Jackson's.
The best -four is Cold Dust.
Joe P. Summers is in the city q few
days with his family.
Buy Gold Dust -four.
Wa tax cuts no figure. Tobacco at
the same old price ut Jackson's.
Mrs. F. A. Stratton has returned
from a visit to Cincinnati.
Get your peanuts s.esh from the
Rooster at Jackson's.
Gold Dust four-best made.
Mrs. +. B. Cox returned from Gate
City, Virginia, Monday.
Miss Iva Taylor has returned to her
home in Knoxville.
Gold Dust -four will please the
nest of you.
Mr.. Geo. P. Faw and Mrs. Faw are
visiting Mrs. Carrie Faw.
Miss Lydia Boucher made q pleasant
visit TO E~lizabethton friends last week.
Miss Valley Ryburn has returned to
Erwin after a short visit to Miss Jennie
Crumley.
Miss Josephine Taylor, of Clarkson,
is visiting the Misses Taylor at "Rob'
ms Roost."
You always get the freshest and best
green fruits and vegetables at
Jackson's.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
Nothing In the Case.

Messrs. W. H. O'Keif and s. R.
Earnest, of the Bank of Greeneville,
with A. H. Shoun and j. A. Susong,
we'll known lawyers of the same town,
and Mr.. G. NJ. Bittner, were visitors
in the city to-day. The gentlemen had
been to Cleveland, where Mr., Bittner
went to stand trial on a charge of fraud
in connection with his recent failure at
Greeneville. His attorneys and the two
bankers, are his personal friends, state
that he will be easily cleared at the
trial. 1t was postponed to the next
term of court. Knoxville Sentinel.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
10000 oldie in John
son City,

would be a good thing. Our miniature
photos are also q good thing. Give us
an order and see for yourself. Send
your cabinet photo and 81 cents and we
will mail you one dozen. They are
beauties and just the thing to give your
sweetheart. For so cents we will make
them in the latest Platino finish.
Don't compare these with the cheap
ones made by other firms; ours are
guaranteed to last. Address
WALTER J. C~ARaILLE,
738tf Johnson City, Tenn.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
No Agreement Reached.

Up to the hour of going to press with
The COMET, no agreement has been
reached between the commissioners ap.
pointed by the board and the Watauga
Water Company in regard to rates to be
charged for water for the school build.
ings. The board will meet tonight
and it is hoped a report can be sub
mitted at this meeting.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
Reduced Rates Via =outhern Railway.

On account of the Military encamp-
ment at Knoxville, Tenn, the South
ern Railway will sell tickets from all
points on its line, between Bristol and
Chattanooga and Morristown to Paint
Rock, at one fare for the round trip.
These tickets will be sold on Saturday
of each week while the troops are To-
Gated at Knoxville, limited good to re-
turn following Monday. For further
information call on Southern Railway
Ticket Agent. 74O-tf
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

Private j. j. A. Burleson, who was
wounded at Santiago, was in the CITY
Monday. He is rapidly recovering
from his wound.
VIM. d. Uptegrove, of New York, is
in the city looking after his extensive
interests here. He is stopping with his
General Manager, Mr.. j. B. Thomas.
A private letter to relatives in John
son City, announces the marriage of
Miss Helen Harr, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Will Harr, at their home in Ard
more, Indian Territory.
Capt. W. II. Nelson returned from
Cincinnati Saturday, and left imme-
diately for his home at Backwoods. He
talked and looked like he had enjoyed
the meeting Of the G. A. r.
DR.. N. E. Hyder has been elected a
justice Of the peace for the Gap Run
district of Carter county, to fill the va
cancy caused by the retirement of
Adam Gourley.
Frank NJ. GildersIeeve has returned
to school at the University of Tennes-
see, Knoxville, Tenn. Thanks to a
thoughtful mothers care, The COMET
will visit him weekly to drive away
ennui.
Mrs, o. D. Hoss left Monday for
Middlesboro, KY, tovisit her daughter
Mrs. W. P. Artz. She will remain
there while Mr.. and Mrs. Artz are alb
sent at Halifax, N. s., visiting the pa
rents of Mr.. Artz.
William Blevins, an aged bear hun
ter, died at Shady, johnson county, a
few days since. At the time he passed
away, Mrs. Susan Blevins, a neighbor,
died and their remains were inferred al
the same time in the mountain ceme-
terry. A few years ago VIM. Blevins'
son, Johnson, married the daughter of
Mrs. Susan Blevlns. SO in the death
of the aged people the young man loses
his father and mother-in-law and his
wife her mother and father n-law.-
Elizabethton Mountaineer.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
The Ladies',

The pleasant effect and perfect safe
ty with which ladies may use Syrup OF
Fig4, under all conditions, makes it
their favorite remedy, To get the
true and genuine article, look for the
name of the California Fig Syrup Co.,
printed near the bottom Of the package.
Fer sale by all druggists.
j. W. Crumley is in Bristol on bust
ness.
j. Leah wal over from Jonesboro
Tuesday.
CLERK and Master e. A. Shipley, was
in the city Monday.
Lieutenant ]. W. Cox, of the Sixth
U. s. ", is at home on a furlough.
Sergt. E. G. Cass, Co. d. 4th Tenn.
Vol. is at his home in E~lizabethton on
a furlough.
Miss Daisy Mae Pierce left Friday to
visit relatives at Morristown, Newport
and Tate's Springs.
James A. Maher came up from Knox
Vile, Saturday, and is visiting his fami-
ly at Roam Mountain.
Allen Harris left Tuesday for Knox
vile to attend the University of Ten
nesse this session.
Mrs. G. E. Patton and daughters are
at home after spending the summer at
Austin's Springs.
Prof. Fl. NJ. Evans went up to Bris-
toll yesterday to take his wyrkin South
west Virginia Institute.
Mrs. r. W. Farr and children, OF
Knoxville, are spending a few days
with Mrs. +. A. Station.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. W. Oass spent Sun.
day at Elizabethton with Mr.. Cass
mother, who is quite i'll.
Lieut.. Tilson, of the Sixth United
States Volunteers, is in the city with
relatives, on q furlough.
E. X. Campbell and wife, of Bir'
mingham, Alabama. are visiting Mr.
and Mrs. G. H. Berry.
Major Tatom, of the Fourth Tennes-
see Volunteers, was in the city Satur-
day to see Governor Taylor.
w. W. Faw and sister, Miss Sallie
Faw, left Tuesday morning for Noun
tain City, to visit relatives.
Albert Lyle is able to be out again
after his serious accident. He went to
Jonesboro Monday to visit relatives.
W. R. Pagan, one Of Unicoi county'.s
most prosperous farmers, and his estl-
mable wife, were in the city Tuesday.
J. W. Hunter is in the eastern mar
kets buying his fall stock. He took adj
vantage of the Washington excursion.
Gen. Wilder returned to Knoxville
Monday, after spending q week with
homefolks at Chestoa and johnson
City.
Geo. NJ. Hayes wants an honorable
divorce from Company d, 4th Tennes-
see Volunteers. He wanted to tight
not frolic.
Mrs. J. J.. Ashe and children, return
ed to their home at Knoxville Monday,
after visiting Mrs. R. l.. Bruner for g
few days.
Hon. A. A. Taylor was in the town
Monday. 1t is rumored that he viii
buy "Robins' Roost" from Governor
Taylor and move here to educate his
children.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
LOGS WANTED FOR EXPORT.

/ want to buy so car loads of Export
Poplar Logs, to be delivered on my
yard at johnson City, and will pay
$40 90 to $1,000 per Thousand feet for
same in round logs, with bark on.
Will buy single logs, Oh more in a lot.
Logs to be 2S inches and up at little
end, 10 to IS feet long. Will buy two
or more car load lots at other railroad
stations.
738-4t JAS. A. MARTIN,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
Delicate Surgical Operation.

On last Saturday morning Doctors
Matthews and Broyles performed q
very delicate surgical operation upon
Adam B. Crouch for verbose veins.
The operation was successfully per-
formed and the patient is recovering
slowly.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
Governor Taylor Better.

Governor Robert L. Taylor has so
far recovered from his recent illness as
to be able to take a little open air ex-
ercise. He rides in the city almost
daily horseback and is looking natural
in the face, but his graceful figure has
lost about Is pounds of embonpoint.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

Judge @. D. Clark has appointed J.
B. Cox Bankrupt Referee for the First
Congressional district. 1t will be his
painful duty to adiudge his neighbors
bankrupts, if they are, and accept as
compensation their ''pauper OATH"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
Public Speaking.

The Hon. A. G. Bowers, democratic
candidate for representative, will open
his campaign at Jonesboro on the first
Monday of October. The republican
candidate is invited to be present and a
division of time will be accorded him.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
New Business House.

DR.. II. II. Carr is arranging to build
a large store house on West Market
street, just west of the old livery sta
BILE. It will be- 25 K 1875 feet and two
stories high. Work will begin at once
and it is expected to have the building
ready for occupancy before Christmas.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

DIR, H. H. Carr is haying the channel
of Brush Greek widened between West
Main and West Market streets to keep
the adjacent property from being over
flowed. 1t is a much needed improve
ment.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
1t Saves the children.

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
saved the lives of thousands of croupy
children. 1t is also without an equal
for colds and whooping cough.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
he * COMET
T BARBER SHOP.

CITY BARBER SHOP.
Run by first class white workmen. We want
and are trying to Elevate the Ba rber Profess
sion in Johnson City. Come and see US.
P~atronize your own Color
and help those that are deserving of your pat
ronage. Yours respectfully,
Russell s. Walden, Prop.
Corner Main and Buffalo Streets.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

l do a general line of repair work on
Bicycles, Type-writers, sewing ma
chimes and all kinds of machinery.
All work guaranteed.
B. D. LANE.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

and use Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy for pains of the
stomach and all unnatural looseness of
the bowels. 1t cures.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
WANTED.

Girl for plain cooking and general
house work. Apply to
Mrs. F. E. THOMPSON,
741-2t Embreville, Tenn.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
DRESS

Two Big Guns in Dress Goods--Our SOC Line,
Unapproachable in value and style. We invite comparison. The following
four styles all at SOC per yard:
Serges SO inches wide, oil wool, all colors. Dress Flannels all wool. 36 in.
wide. Novelty Suitngs-a big line all new, SO in. wide and every thread wool.
Black Figured MOhar, 30 in. wide-the usual soc quality all at SOC.
Our coo Line.
Every piece new, stylish and uptodae.
Venetian Twill Suitings 39 in. wide.
Novely Suihng- 40 in. wide
Serges, all solors As in. wide
The above three styles all at ...... ..... Coo per yard.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15
THAT GAME
The National Game Exemplifed by ANA
teurs.

The National Game Exemplifed by ANA
teurs.
According to previous announcement
there was a game of base ball at the
park last Tuesday afternoon. The
game was to be called at 3 o'clock but
long before that time the grand stand
was filed with beautiful girls and bet
looking married ladies all anxious to
see the contest between the Fats" and
Leans" The game was played for
the benefit Of the cemetery and seems
to have given entire satisfaction TO the
residents.
The following we'll known fnanciers,
merchants and professional gentlemen
took part and lined up as follows:
Fats. Positions. Leans.
Sam Millard, Catcher, Roy Whiteside
j. II. Bowman, Pitcher, Cy H. Lyle
Horace Miller, Short Stop, S. E. Miller
Walter Hunter, F. Base, Harry Gump
Frank Taylor, S. Base, W. Harrison
Earl Jackson, II. Base, W. Miller
Will Hart Il. Field, F. McNees
Jas. Summers, g, Field, W. L. James
NJ. Jackson, r. Field. W. Duke
1t will be observed by those familiar
with the above names that each side
had nine managers and no players.
The game was called with Hoover, the
amateur short stop, umpiring, and the
Fats we're given the first go. Bowman
found the ball and made first on an err
ror of short stop and Willard hit a lit
tie grounder but second baseman Har-
rison mutinied and refused to pick it
up and make an easy double. They
crossed the plate before the side was
retired. In the first for the Leans the
home runs hit by the first batters were
all folded in t time to throw them out at
first and a goose egg rolled in their
way. In the second both sides re-
tired in order and the Fats did no bet
ter in the third but the Leans struck a
streak of batting and by heavy hitting
rolled six men over the plate. In the
4th the Fats landed one and the Leans
failed to reach first. In the 9Th both
sides managed to keep the score sta
tionary. In the 9th the Fats made
three runs while James was looking for
a foul ball, as he thought, and the Leans
let the score remain tied. In the 9TH
four more came home for the Fats and
the Leans capitulated, only saving one
man. In the 9Th both sides made one
run each. This left the score 8 to II in
favor of the Fats and at the end of this
inning the game was called on account
of ''poor umpiring and bum playing
GU. The time of game was three hours
and ten minutes.
Score by innings:
Fats 90 1 4 Ill
Leans 90 800 / /
NOTES.
Sam Willard proved a fat take"
The Leans were all pitchers, broken
ones.
Harry Gump could handle the ball as
he pleased-out of the game.
The manouyers of M. jackson re
minded one Of the sortie Of Cervera.
The playing of Frank McNees was
streak of beauty and a joyful pleasure
Billy James work in the field wa
> only exceeded by his effort with tn
stick.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

Fresh Oysters at
Geo.. r. Browns Res
%taurant, on Saturday,
September 18th.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

Private j, j. A. Burleson, who was
wounded at Santiago, was in the city
Monday. He is rapidly recovering
from his wound.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

VIM. L. Uptegrove, of New York, is
in the city looking after his extensive
interests here. He is stopping with his
General Manager, Mr.. j. B. Thomas.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

A private letter TO relatives in John
son City, announces the marriage of
Miss Helen Harr, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Will Harr, at their home in Ard
more, Indian Territory.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1898-09-15

Capt, W. II. Nelson returned from
Cincinnati Saturday, and left imme-
diately for his home at Backwoods. He
talked and looked like he had enjoyed
the meeting Of the G. A. r.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-01-07
YOU CAN'T STOP 'EM.

News comes from Attica, Ind, of the de:
struction. by fire, of the big laboratory and
office building OF the Sterling Remedy Com
Dany. makers of Cascarets Candy Cathartic
and No-To-Bac, the original guaranteed to-
bacco habit cure The fire broke out in one
of the hacking rooms on the third floor dur
ing the noon hour, and had made consider
able Roadway before it was discovered.
As soon as it became apparent that the
fire department would have difficulty III
combating the flames, the work of saving
the thousands of valuable documents, con-
tracts, files, millions of booklets and tons
of advertising matter was begun with the
utmost energy. The Sterling Remedy Com
,any is the principal industry of the beauti..
ful little city of Attica. employing several
hundred people, besides being affiliated with
the Indiana Mineral Springs, the famous
Magno- Mud Cure Hundreds of men, WON.
en- and children We'd with each other in car
rving the contents Of the burning building
to places Of safety.
Meanwhile the proverbial energy and
and ncc-of-mind Of General Manager
Kramer, of the Sterling Remedy Company.
was displayed. He quietly walked away.
and secured a big show room near by, and
had all the office furniture, charred and di-
lapi(ated as it was, taken there. Before the
originated, orders were being dictated in
the make-shift Office for new supplies, and
car loads of material were ordered by wire
while the streams were still playing on the
ruins. Several shipments were made the
same evening from goods saved, and on Fri
day morning, all departments were at work
in various rooms about town. while Il gang
of men were cleaning away the wreckage
preliminary to rebuilding.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1898-01-07
OUR DIALECT.
A Hard Thing for the Average FeEsos
IN Undlerstanl.

to UnOeF0tonUs /,
The two men approached each other and
spoke as follows: g..
''Hcllole man, wutz news: :.
"Noht'n alter know Of Zher wife sol
baa kyet!' u, vvo,,
"No. Spectnerback never train. "oa'
chav some'm: ,r..
::N1atche! blige'ler jus tad one. ito"
zeverting?'
::Certain liz. But fdonc train farmer
SLAYER hard timerther wheat. Say, gotchei
nor soce ainter fraidether car shet:
"Oh, yessezer gentlezer lamb nov. When
zeck'n fine mantle Pare price. Sawful hard
nowter sell anything fwuts sworth
"That srght. .)erleckn thing sloost
snupper little this fall:'
"Yesser guess thrizen whcatll may kew
erything moo fong.
*Weil, lines be going. Drop pin some
timenyer passing: -,
"All n: chew dotllcrsame.
'I will. Glatlter metcher.'
No. son. this is neither Scotch, Irish, Gre
ole, New England. Wild West, kiping-
American, Georgia Cracker. Dowery or Grad
dock Moonshiner dialect: it is simply the
English language as she is spoken every day
in any town in the United States by the
average American citizen.-Detroit Free
Press. g