The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1898-06-03
Safe Hits.


pert.
Most of us suffer great deal too
much about things we fear might
happen.
You can tell If dry goods wind
ow Is neatly dressed by the size of
the crowd of women who congre-
gate in front of it.
A girl walks on her heels to avoid
getting her feet muddy. A boy
would rather go where the mud is
still deeper,
When we were boy it was our
ambition to own a candy store, and
we have never gotten over il.
A boy arrives at the age when
he takes his hat off at the door as
naturally as he takes the measles.
The only sure way to keep from
talking foolish is to keep still.
How many people there are who
get married on faith!.
When mans house is heavily
insured and burned, there are al
ways people who look suspicious
| about it.
If we should stop to read half the
things folks advise us to, we would
MT get TO read a thing we want.
There are not nearly as many
folks injured by smoking as there
are by worrying for fear it will in
jure those who use it.
When young man comes into
his fathers estate, folks who have
things to sell have harvest.
A late, cold spring is disagree
able, and 1t is no comfort to say
that there will be no cold snaps
when it once let's up.
Nothing is 80 pathetic as an old
man when he says he is 80 old that
it isn't worth while to consult a
doctor.
Every man spende about half his
time doing things he forgot to do
in their season.
A man may wear tailor made
clothes and yet know what not to
say.
We can't tell good coffee when
we drink it, but we can tell bad in
a minute.
1t worries nearly aevery orderly
person to see calendar with the
past months page remaining.
The people who come to tell you
how you have offended some one
are generally the offended ones
the mselves.
We have never yet seen anybody
too lazy'to work puzzle.
Jelly cake ought to have handles
on it for convenient handling.
A woman is just as helpless when
she goes to hunting for things in a
mans pocket as man is in hunt
ing in a wOman's pocket.
A taste for glass is a matter of
cultivation the same as taste for
olives or limburger cheese.
No grown up person can eat can
dy without looking ashamed of
himself, more or less.
A woman knows every baby bug
gy in town.
What an unconcerned look every
body has when the contribution
box is passed their way.
Men who are continually telling
what they have done, are usually
not engaged in doing much now.
The funniest thing about the man
who dyes his haia is that he thinks
he can fool other people.
A woman is good deal prouder
of u jacket made out of an old one
than she is of one made OF new
stuff.
Some men can't possibly think
very harm on any subject without
being laid up with the headache
for week afterwards.
We don't know why dew men al
ways rush into business SO much
harder than experienced ones,
If man has the reputation of
being a liar, he might as well be
one. 49,
1t does no good to warn people
to keep out of any kind of business
because they will only think you
are envious of their foresight.
We fail to understand the object
of a wig without any hair ON 1t.
People who like to brag that they
never had a mortgage on their
property frequently have nothing
else on it. r+6
Almost anybody can invent a
hair restorative that will sell.
IT, does No kind Of pood IN tall a