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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
FLAG LOWERING.

An unpretentious gathering of
home folk took place at the Co
lumbia House last Sunday evening,
and the following ladies and gen.
tlemen participated in a flag lower
ing: DR.. E. Young, Mcssrs. Benz.
Young. Thomas j. GOODBYE. J. E.
Smith. Corporal &. Z. Duble.
Miss GOODBYE, Mrs. Gill, Mrs.
King and Mrs. Craegh, in which
also, a number Of younger people
INDUCED and Joined in singing
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Hail Columbia, and other patriotic
airs.
Corporal Duble made a happy
appropriate speech, in which he
said:
Ladies and Gentlemen-We have
assembled here in . modest way
this evening, and will give sincere
expression to a simple yet sacred
purpose. In the deep calm aud
beauty of this lovely Sabbath even
ing, while fair Luna, our familiar
satellite, sheds her effulguent beams
in all their silvery glory Ger this
woodland scene, let us dignity
this ceremony by uncovering our
heads as the American flag Is slowly
aye, reverently lowered from
the stately lofty, staff Of our own
plne-land. Let every spirit bend
to its height and our hearts beat
to the glowing fervor of the patri-
otis FIRE that burns within, although
this is q mission Of peace, which
prompts the hands that draw the
halyard, a. much 50, a. the proto-
col that was signed about a fort
night since, by the representatives
of the United States of America
and Spain. That official document
calls for a temporary suspension
of hostilities between US, while this
dag lowering moderates our mill
tant ideas and allays the thoughts
Of further strife herein until the
peace commissioners since appoint
ed by either side meets In Paris,
France later on. On our part this
war has been one of humanity, not
IF conquest. We have throughout
its counse been on the offensive
'lde, IN defending a course that was
Just and noble in ITS magnanlmous
scope. If our terms, in the whole,
IRE accepted-whichi it is now hoped
diplomacy may accomplish-thea
lctual and lasting peace will be
occurred. Therefore. the time is
oropitious for us Ill, for the time
to indulge a conciliatory
mood and Danish all display Of
or acts that tend TO en-
wen the war spirit. This qiew is
yell taken by one who yields NO
of fear, for my record
n the present war bespeaks my
ediness to espouse my country's
'ause at all times. It is pardon
bile of me to refer TO the fact that
enrolled my name with the first
'ompany of volunteers that were
mustered into the U. 5. Army in
he entire South. Co. Ca" LIST
La. Volunteers, lst Div.
st Brigade, is LIST in all, - YOU
ee, and the senior Of all Southern
roops. AT the Presidents call for
we Immediately went
nto service ~ men Of action, not
and were as ready to plant
be colors on The enemy's ramparts. /,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
MODERN ELECTIONS.
Slidcll, La. Aug. %, 1898.
Editor st. Tammany FARMER:

Editor st. Tsmmany FARMER:
The mixed statements styled q
reply to taxpayer" dated the
l4th inst, by "Cltizen," from Sill
dell, and which was published in
your interesting columns the Goth
inst , gives me another chance to
again address myself TO the free
press, the resort of q free people,
and to the public, before I'll take
the chances of "Citlzen's" advice
to tell my troubles to the Mayor
elect of Slidell.
Very kind Of "Citlzer," advis-
ing taxpayer" poor fellow, but
on the other hand he condemned
Taxpayer to ignorance and ac-
cuses him of underhand dealings
in the last election, and other
charges too numerous to mention
here, and which Citizen" is una
BILE to prove. If "Citizen'' belongs
to a Democratic Club, "Tax-
payer does not, because everything
called into life in Slidell is done
either secretly or on such short
notice that only schemers who can
work the political chess-board can
be admitted. to the detriment of
the majority of Democrats, who
are thereby excluded from partici-
pating in town elections, and in the
long run become disguised and do
not care to register as voters. The
proof is in the fact that only twen-
ty-five votes were polled. Of which
number the Mayor got eighteen.
If this don't tell the tale, nothing
will.
Now, kind readers, do you know
anything about nominating candi-
dates for Office, such as Mayors and
Councilmen? If not, all you have
to do is to publish a notice to that
effect, aud nail it to the Mayors
Office at 3 O'Clock p. m, and then
you go there the same evening af-
ter dark and choose your candidates,
a simple affair-it don't cost you
anything. If Slidell political ches-
board players can do it, l think
everybody else can, and when you
get short on hands to conduct the,
election as commissioners, get a
qualified voter, a nonqualified voter,
and a voter of the State of Mississippi
pi, and then you will say that Slidell
is the only town. i twill be lawful be
cause Slidell is q principality in the
of st. Tammany which has
enjoyed such a distinction for the
last eight years, where the Mayor
and three Councilmen, and some
times no Mayor at all, can do won
ders on the political chess-board,' so
long as nobody interferes. They can
contract debts without consulting
the Taxpayers; they can issue
for the payment of debts.
not having a cent in the treasury.
without consulting anybody; and
they don't need to publish, neither
do they give any account, of what
they have done with the money
collected from the taxpayers-in
a paradise for schemers,
who don't care to keep pace with
the advanced intelligence of our
age, before they have met the re-
verses Of their follies.
A
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
FOR SALE.

The leblanc place, situated ave miles
from C0vington, on the Tcheflncts
River, and one mile below Old Landing
Contains 5000 sores, more 0e less.
About 1000 acres timbered. Has 2
front ON the Tchefuncta River Of . mile
and . quarter, with residence. 2
house, wharf, artesian we'll, gas,. =
all necessary outbuildings. VIII DC
sold entire, or separate. Title gusran-
teed. For further information apply
at this ONCE, or to ALI. LIE Blanc, or
the premises. Poetoface address,
Coyin9top, La, Box Sc.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
FINE FARM FOR SALE

Located 10 miles north Of Covington
ON the Holmesville road, containing IS
acres. Coed residence, large barn
fine wster. Well timbered. Forty acre
under cultivation. For further partfcu
lars apply 1t this Office or address,
b. +. ROGERS,
C0vington, La.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03

"It is . strange thing to me-"
said = we'll known druggist Of F
street, aud mn ex-c0nfederste sOl-
der, SAYS the Washington Post,
...that so few people know what the
real national air of the South is.
Most everybody in the North
looks upon that lively little tune,
best known Is Dixie Is the South
ern national air. But il is . fact that
it was written by . northern man,
both words and music, ~ Way
Down South in Dixie might easily
indicate. The national air Of the
South is The Mockinx Bird'-and
it was adopted by the confederate
congress, l don't know just when.
Very few people seem 10 know THE,
even . great many Southerners no:
being aware Of the fact, but it is
true, nevertheless.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03

In accordance with Act No. q Of he
leRis lslure Of tue State or Louisian. a.
1883. ! hereby give notice Of my int. n
ton to homestead the following State
land. viz:
The west half Of the northwest quar-
tef, Of sc. I, and east half Of northeast
quarter. Of section 3, township :. south
range II east st. Helena Meridian.
4u1O 81 r. r. MITCHELL.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
HOMESTEAD APPLICATION.

In sse'rlance With Act No. 81 or III.
,e9lsl.snoe Of the State Of Louisia: Of
~. ! hereby kive notice Of nv inten.
~ 2 homestead tue following state
ne ease half OF the southeast Quarter
y ssetaoa ,, and the north half 81 the
qsaftsr Of section IL, town
s.sR I. south rasgs II east, st Helena
a1-90et. WILLIAM H0WARn
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
FOR A

A place Of 1876 acres Of Land, with
dwelling and buildings necessary fol
farm use, neighbor Of the late John r.
Munsch, six miles northwest Of Cow
ington, on the Holmsville road. Good
water. Well situted. Inquiries win
receive = prompt reply. Address,
Joseph Pfland. C0vington, La.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
FOR SALE.

A beautiful tract Ct land, situated .
miles from the famous Abiia Springs.
Well timbered and small portion under
Improvements, containing I6l acres or
more. A splendid locality for farming
purposes. For particulars address.
MRS. JAS. r. GuINAUIT.
633 Bourbon St., New Orleans. La
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03

Hoods regiment will go to
Porto Rico, it is said, while
Cranes immenns, black-and-ta
will guard Spanish prisoners in
Santiago.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
FOR SALE.

A farm of twenty acres, located twc
miles and . half from Covington, nea
Columbia Road. Also land for sale IL
lots to suit. Apply at L. Medals gro
cery. on Columbia street.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03

MaI1rion is devoid Of bitter taste.
Cures Chills and Fever; acts on the
liver and regulates the system
generally. All Druggists.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
FOR SALE.

A house Of four rooms and gallery,
good water, stable. chicken yard, 10
acres Of land. One and one quarter
miles from Abita Springs. Apply to
Jos. Shns der, ON Stafford road
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
Official.

At q meeting of the Police Jury,
held on Aug. l2, 1898, the follow
ing ordinance was read and adopted.
ORDINANCE.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
OR sTRAYED.

A brownish black Mare Colt. A
liberal reward will be paid for her re-
turn to
w. H. BOHNNING,
Madisonyille. La.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
JOaN r. COTTON.

Who made hosaesieai entry No. lAO7l
for the vest half of the southeast quar-.
ter end the northeast quarter of the
southeast quarter section, SIS. townsh il
g, south range 10 east, st Helena Nsri-
dian.
He mt the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence uuon
anil cultivation Of sAid land, Wig:
c. w. Bradley, VIM Kennedy. War.
rem Bad0n and James Bradley. All Of
COvington La.
ns-st 9. McD. Baassr. Register.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03

q. 8. Land Office, New Orleans. La
July 50.
Notice il hereby Civ On that the follow.
settler has aled notice Of his
inteat:cn to make final prnof In . lp;,ort
Of his claim. AMI that said pro Z viii be
made before II. r Warren, Clerk Of
cocrt. 1t C~ovington, La, an Tuesday,
Is. 1879 viz:
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03

STATE OF LOUISIANA,
Parish Of 81. Tammany,
Covington, Aug. 3, 1888.
By virtue Of an Ordnance passed BY
the Board Of Aldermen Of the town OF
Covingt0n, La, on Tuesday, August
;, 1888. We, the Board Of Super
visions Of Election In and for the parish
Of st. Tammanv, do hereby give notice
that IN election win be held In the
town Of Covisgton, La, On
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
WANTED.

WANTED.
SEWING MACHINES
To Repair.
Orders from all parts Of the Parish
promptly attended to.
Attachments, Shuttles, Needles =
Machine Oil for sale.
Call on or address
M. QUAvE,
Madisouviile, L..
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
MONDAY, sEPTEMBER Il, 1888.

For the purpose Of votis9 on The ques-
ton Of levying . property tax Of ave
mills Tor . period Of ten years, for
the purpose Of building . public
school house, the question to be- cub
mieeed 70 the property tax payers Of the
town.
OF this the property taxpayer Of
TIE town OF Covingeon win take d.
notice.
The polls win be open from sevcn n
H. morning 70 six h the eveniug.
Commissioners A. Sharp, Chaxias
Frederick and =. b. Doyle.
CDeek-J. B. Lancaster.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03

w. G.. KENTZEL. Secretary.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-09-03
HOMESTEAD APPLICATION.

SAMUEL b. COWART.
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r.nna n. . s,rnhn \. N, of cnhn.

These creatures are larger than a
sea-crab, and live entirely on the land.
They run with great speed, even out
stripping horse. At seasons Of tho
year they migrate In large bodies from
one side OF the island to tho other, In
columns sometimes half mile wide,
and so dense us almost to stop car
riage on the road they may be crossing.
These columns overcome every obstacle
in their direct limo Of march, even high
mountains. 1t is supposed that these
migrations are prompted by the in
stinct OF propagation, as the crabs neck
the sea shore, deposit their eggs, aud
east off the old shell. These crabs are
so common about the city OF Matanzas
that the inhabitants often reoeive the
sobriquet OF 'oangrejo." They arc
frequently found in the houses, and In
some cases even under tho beds.
There is species Of conch which
makes similar marches through the
country in immense bodies. These are
called pirates, fiom avery curious habit
they display. This creature. which ro-
sombles q snail, has the ability Of de-
taohing itself from the she'll, which,
for some reason, it temporarily leaves
at times; and while its house is thus
vacant, another, passing, will back its
body, tail foremost. into the empty
shell, and keep possession.
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Tho PONY Exprcs..

At first the schedule was fixed az 10
days, an average OF eight miles an hour
from start to finish. This was oui
down to eight days. requiring an aver
age speed Of 10 miles. The quickest
trip made was in carrying President
Lincoln's inaugural address, which was
done in seven days and II hours, an
average speed OF 1917 miles per hour,
the fastest time Of any one rider being
100 miles, from Smiths Greek to Fort
Churchill, by Pony Bob," in eight
hours and 10 minutes, or l4.7 miles
per hour. Considering tho distance
and difficulties encountered, such as
hostile Indians. road-agents, floods, and
snowstorms. and accidents to horses
and riders, the schedule was main
tanned to an astonishing degree. The
service created the greatest enthusiasm
not only among the employees. but
also in the ranks of stage employees.
freighters, and RESIDENTS along tho
route. To aid pony in difficulty
was privilege, and woe be to the man
who would SO much as throw a stone In
the way.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06
Hn 0Yeruorked Brain.
Nom tAs Record. piesreton. nd.

Determined to rise in his chosen
profession as an educator, Ernest kem-
per, Of Pieiceton, Ind, overtaxed him
self mentally and physically. He was
ambitious, his mind was always on
his work. From early morn until late
at night no continually poured over his
books.
Burned the candle at both ends. .
Few persons. even with the strongest
constitutions, can keep up under such
a strain.
In addition to his studies, Mr.. Kem-
per was teaching school some three
miles from his home. Finally, his
excessive study and the exposure Of
going to and from school in all kinds
OF weather undermined his health.
He was taken to his bed with pneu.
monia and his overworked brain al
most collapsed. For several weeks ho
was seriously ILL.,
Catarh had taken root in his system
and his mind was in delicate condi-
tion. lie was sent to Colorado where
he spent three months without receiv-
ing any benefit. Then noted special.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06

;st from Cleveland treated him without
avail, and then hospital in Chicago
was tried, but all absolutely without
benefit Finally his physician recon-.
mended DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People, and from the first box lie
began to improve. When he had taken
nine boxes he was completely cured.
This famous blood and nerve medicine
had accomplished what all his former
expensive treatment failed to accom-
plish. Mr.. Kemper says his catarIh
has entirely left him: he is strong
again and weighs nine pounds more
than he ever did. He gives the pills
the entire credit. He is starting teach.
ing again and feels abundantly able to
continue the work. To prove that
the above is true In every respect, Mr..
Kemper made an affidavit as follows:
Subscribed and sworn to before me
tins the 10th day OF september, 1897.
r. P. WATT, Notary Public.
We doubt ii these pills have an equal
in all the range Of medicine, for build.
ing up run down and debilitated sys-
tenn.
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The Most surprIsIng JacIel.

That double faced stufR with strik-
ing plaid on one side and downy white
on the other, makes most surprising
jacket, and walk through the country
on crisp winter day would be de-
light thus attired. The jacket is made
plaid side out, though the inside OF
the collar, the Ieyers and the straps
show white. 1t Is double breasted and
warm enough to make one long TO face
q blizzard In IL.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06
unele sam.. wateh poe.er.

At the United States naval obserya.
tory Is an expert official at the head OF
a department-probably the most per.
feet Of its kind In tho world-whose
duty is to keep in hand for ths use o.
the navy thoroughly tested chronomo-
ters, work which requires much care
and attention six months in the year.
For this purpose, says The New York
Sun, a temperature loom is connected
with the chronometer and time service
department, In which the testings are
made, under the influence OF hydro.
metric condition of the atmosphere.
Comparisons are made daily between
ii and ll:40 O'Clock, morning, with
the mean time standard clock, and the
errors and rates are worked up once a
week, from these mean rates calcula-
tions being made and comparisons to
the nearest quarter Of second. The
temperature is closely observed each
day and recorded for the previous "a
hours by a ohrnomethic thermometer,
and by self-reg stering maximum and
minimum thermometers. The room is
heated by circulation of hot water,
the fuel being gas, and Is cooled by an
ice refrigerator when temperature Is
required below that Of the outside at.
mosphere. For the six colder months
the temperature room is kept within a
range Of two degrees.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06
Five Doilar. Postage for Letters.


w. +. Bailey contributes an article
to the October Century on "The Pony
Express" from St. Joseph, Mo-, IA
San Francisco, Mr.. Bailey says: The
letters, before being placed in the pock.
cts, we're wrapped In oiled silk to pre-
serve them from moisture. The maxi
mum weight Of any one mail was 20
pounds; but this was rarely reached.
The charges were originally $5 for
each letter of one-half ounce or less;
but afterward this was reduced to $2. 80
for zach letter not exceeding one-half
ounce, this being in addition to the
regular United States postage. Spe-
cially made lightweight paper was gem
orally used to reduce the expense.
Special editions of the Eastern news
papers were printed on tissue paper to
enable them to reach subscribers on the
Pacific coast. This, however, was
more as an advertisement, there being
little demand for them at their neces-
sarily large price.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06

In Havana the strangers attention
Is arrested by the yenders OF lottery
tickets, who stand on the street corners
with pair Of shears in one hand and
sheets of lottery tickets In the other,
ready to cut off any number for buyers.
They are very adroit, and are apt to
persuade the credulous that they will
draw fortune in the scheme. These
licensed lotteries are one OF the great
evils there, especially to the Spanish
people, who seem to be born gamblers,
and for whom the chances of dice,
cards, and lottery tickets appear to
have an irrestible charm, all classes in
Havana dealing in them habitually.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06


The North Atlantic squadron is to be
reduced from force Of about 100 yes
sells to 80.
A boiler burst at a sawmill near
Evergreen, Ala, and Bud Archer, the
engineer, his wife and child and his
wife's sister were instantly killed.
A special train on the Chicago g
Northwestern railway established a
new record between Chicago and
Omaha, making the run Of 483 miles
In nine hours and 20 minutes.
General Toral. who surrendered the
Spanish army at Santiago to the Ameri-
cans, arrived at vigo, Spain, and was
greeted with storm Of hisses and
abuse.
Philip d. Armour, Marshall Field
and Norman D. Ream. Of Chicago. are
said to have obtained control Of the
Baltimore q Ohio railroad.
Severe earthquake shocks were felt
at Sioux City. Ia, Bloomfield, Neb.,
and a Blk Point and Hurley, s. d.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06
HnoaRsgs oF cArAPAoRIsIs.

s<eesxnI Illustration ef what Can BE
iybae VITA Eiscfrlcity.
n dentistry no subject 10 more dis
a0Haed Than the painless filling and
Fraction of teeth. Regarding the
ssmsr Dr Thomas II. White, when
.tn IN his Office at 271K Morrison
s. ~, near Fourth, said:
That teeth can be filed absolutely
.e0uk pain Is a positive fact, which
s ds1aonstrated most every day in my
a|ce Teeth that are SO sensitive that
M patient cannot endure an instru-
1as ID lonch them can be made thor
8stIy Insonsible to palm or feeling In
iEona 10 10 20 minutes, and can be
then iIisd q zEeaEed with ease. Yes,
aiefsf lefty y 4 great boon to mankind.
5Nss i|Iink pi taking the nerve ont Of q
zoplIs L. / 6 nfinnfea from the time Of
IN appIic8Ii1 Ii1A " sbe electricity with
6Nt zhe slightest knowledge Of II By
z*s pa1'enI 8b6 IaIo method Of
HI'esS HoIk Invested y Ehc brother
q g. N''iEA b II gEsat Improvement
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06
The sauolest mata.

Undoubtedly the most bewitchinR,
sauciest hat isa sable lined little affair,
which just shades the eyes enough.
Its only trimming Is any quantity Of
airy black not, which has been plated
until II can be fantastic enough. All
this sombreness, which you, OF course
knew, was only an excuse and back.
ground for one finishing touch, is set
of by a brilliant sprinkling OF vivid
! wings poised we'll In 'front.'
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06

Coronium, chemical element hith-
erto found only by spectroscopic exam
ination in the SUMS corona, has been
found BY Professor Nasini, in the gases
given off by Mount vesuyius. 1t Is
supposed to be much lighter than by.
drogen.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06
REDUCTION IN BIoYcLE PRICES

II IL said that western capitalists are con.
templating the organization of q great blcycla
company, which hopes to make hrst.class
wheels and sell them as low rs $40 Whether
THIS be true or not, the fact remains that Hos.
letters stomach Bitters Is q irstelass remedy
Tor the stomach, liver and blood and the price
puts II within eyerybody's reach 20 be well and
strong. For fever and agnc II Is specific
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1898-10-06
|, l y lNI ST.

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n 'seTs sna'ie3a Nhesi writing has
FeNn pa'ensea |n EzeKtanl5
alaana aoxef an{oxor lS2pe coach,
Ssfeat SAf a. 6sI>S n0hlie yahiele with
,jz' ipSiak " g {&s 0ccupanl.
il t 6,, V 4 & 4 !, & Il, 80, ,,.s
,slaa S;,,. +sI s.>r,,ss 10y se;,a anan nsasa nsa
fall 81 E;r I'll k;ssinc \ sevyape giYl
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;a.S ] q. "a. i4ss sh.s. ~ sr;os ss sash saJs
at, ,d, Il ~ - sssss, ;wass,,. sa.a !.
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A Thorough Snort.

The Deacon-"Young man, don { you
know that there's rainy day coming?"
Spendthrift-" "Mebby there is, but
I've got IS that says the weather man
won't call the turn. Come, now, If
you've got any nerve show your
money"