Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-08-25


centhrados pay tn stamp tax an be
r-ready FIR to take punch at Germany or
France or Rooshia or amy country on
tn face iv tn globe.
"An' I'm glad iv it. This war, Hin
Missy, has been great sthrain on me-
TO think iv tn suffrin' I've endured. FIR
weeks lay awake at nights fearin' that
tn Spanish arrmadillo'd lave tn Cape
Verde islands, where it wasn't, an take
tn thrain out here an hur-rl death an
destruction into me little store. Day be
day tn pituess exthres come out an beat
down on me. Ye hear iv Teddy Rosenfelt
plungin' into ambus-cades an sicrety iv
wars, but dye hear iv Martin Dooley, tn
man behind tn guns, four thousan' miles
behind thin, an willin' to be further?
They ARE no bokays FIR me. I'm what
Hogan calls wan iv tn mute, ingloryous
heroes iv tn war; an not so mute, ayther.
Some day, Hogan, justice'll be done me,
an tn likes iv me, an whin tn story iV
O great battle is written they'll print tn
kilt, tn wounded, tn missin', an the sery-
ously disturbed. An thin that have bore
thimsilves well an bravely an paid tn
taxes an faced tn deadly newspa -apers
without finchin' II be advanced six pints
an given chanst to turn jack f'r tn
game.
"But me wurruk amt over JUS because
Mack has inded tn war an Teddy Rosen-
felt is comm home to bite tn sicrety "
war. You an me, Hinnissy, has got to
bring on this here Anglo-SaXon 'lieance.
An Anglo-Saxon, Hinnissy, is a German
that's forgot who was his parents. Theyre
lot iv thin in this country. They must
be as nanny as two in Boston; they se
wan up in Maine, an another lives at
Boggs Ferry in New York State an
dhrives milk wagon. Mack is an Anglo
Saxon. His folks come firm tn County
Armagh, an their naytional Anglo-SaXon
hymn is 'O'Donnell Aboo.' Teddy Rosen-
felt is another Anglo-Saxon. An I'm an
Anglo-SaXon. I'm wan iv tn hottest
Anglo-Saxons that liver come out iv Anglo
Saxony. TIL name iv Doo1ey has been tn
proudest Anglo-Saxon name in tn County
Roscommon FIR NANNY years.
"Schwartzmeister is an Anglo-Saxon,
but ne doesn't know it an won't till some
wan tells him. Pether Bowbeen down be
tn Frinch church is formin' tn Circle
Francaize Anglo Saxon Absinthe Club,
an nae OF frind Domingo that used to
boss tn Ar-rchey r-road wagon whin Cal
laghan had tn sthreet contract will
march at tn head iv tn Dago Anglo-Sax-
ons whin tn time comes. There ARE
tWinty thousan' Rooshian Jews at a quar-
Their a vote in tn Sivinth ward, an ar
rmed with rag hooks they be a tur-r-ble
thing f'r amy inimy iv til Anglo-Saxon
'Heance to face. Th' Bohemians an Pole
Anglo-Saxons may be a little slow in wax
in up to what tn pa-apers calls our COM
mon hurtage, but We may be sure they'll
be all fright whin they're called on.
We've got together an Anglo-Saxon lie
ance in this wa-ard an we're goin' to ilict
Sarsfeld O'Bren prisidint, Hugh O'NeilI
Darsey vice-prisidint, Robert Immitt
Clancy sicrety, an Wolfe Tone Malone
three-asu-eS. O'Brien'll be good wan to
have. He was in the Fenian r-raid an
his father carrid pike in forty-eight. An
he's in tn Clan. Besides, he has sthrong
pull with tn Ancient Ordher iv Anglo
Saxon Hibernyans.
II tell We, whin tn Clan an TIL Sons iv
Sweden an tn Banana Club an tn Circle
Francaize an tn Pollacky BENEVOLENT So
ciety an tn Rooshian Sons of Dinnymite
an tn Benny Birth an tn Coffee Clutch
that Schwartzmeister r-runs, an tn Tur-
rnd'ye-mind an tn Holland society an tn
ons begin f'r to raise their Anglo-Saxon
battle cry it'll be all day with tn eight or
nine people in tn wurruld that has tn
misfortune iv not bein brought up Anglo
Saxons." Chicago Journal.
A Moment of Awful Suspense.
"The nervous strain on the engineer
Of fast train is something enormous"
said one of them the other day. Not
only the lives Of the passenger are at
stake, but there is the constant fear Of
running over some one on the tract An
accident, no matter how innocent the
engineer, is always kind of hoodoo."
What was my worst accident?
shall never forget it. If it had been
traced on my mind by streak of light
ming 1t couldn't have made more last
ing impression. 1t happened one bright
moonlight night in November. We were
spinning over the rails at full speed
across country where there were few
people passing at that time of night,
when I looked out and saw the figure
of a man lying across the track not ten
feet in front of the engine. l stopped
as quick as possible, but too late of
course. We had run over him, and the
lifeless body was under the wheels
"We got out to look for him and
found his hat, piece of his coat sleeve
and one of his shoes, but the rest seem
ed to be further back under the train.
I backed up the engine and got out to
look again. There lay the body. l near
ly tainted when l saw it's distorted
form. l felt like murderer.
did / know the man? No, not per-
sonally. He was scarecrow from
neighboring corn field" detroit Free
Press.
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