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The SomnoIent Fat Man.

ITS as natural for a fat man 10
sleep as IL is for n COW to chew her
cud. | sat in a Griswold street res
taurant the other morning about ,
o'clock, waiting for n short order
continued the drummer. AT a nearby
table sat a fat a He must have
weighed go pounds. and he was big in
every direction. The most noticeable
fact was that he was asleep; not "A fiber
of him was awake. With his hat still
on. his hands hung limp beside him. his
head dropped toward the floor, he slept
profoundly, unconsciously, continue
ously.
The waiter came with his order.
Warner, walk up urged the
white-Coated knight of the chops.
Warner refused.
The waiter shook him. No evidence
of earthly consciousness.
Another severe shaking failed of Its
purpose. The waiter got his mouth 10
the fat mans ear and cried:
Pancakes"
Warner slept on. a trine annoyed.
He shifted a leg and Erunted. Tho
waiter changed his base of operations
to :he other side, and while "A snicker
went around the dining han. Warner
was shaken until his head vihrated like
a tall building in an earthquake. But
he wouldn't wake.
THE waiter took off Warmers hat.
en- dernier resort, and began rubbing
his head. The effect was onty partial.
for Warner revived just enough 10
know his Ia was off. He knew ne
needed a head covering. and reaching
down he picked up the plate before
him and. lifting IL with both hands. put
it on his head. The few belated spec
tators held their sides as they watched
this strange freak of "A Sleep-soakel
fat man, who held on the plate and
gruuted deep disgust hat ii failed 10
fit. As a precautionary measure. thu
waiter. who was going further in the
interest of sport than h eXigency of
the occasion demanded, took the plate
and replaced IL with Warmers hat.
with a deep grunt of satisfaction War
ner half awoke.
He tried his steak with a knife.
forgettul Of the function OF the fork.
and sank back TO rest. \ quick shake
of the waiter aroused Warner Ia re-
newed activity and he struck out AT
the enemy. In the are described nv
his fist stood his coffee cup. and he
knocked II against the wall. Contact
with the hot coffee angered him. and a.
he shook his hand in dun pain he again
partly awoke and attacked the COM
missary. The knife in his sleep-be-
umbe hand was like a wooden paper
cutter, and in final disgust he graspei
the steak in his left hand and while
the spectators laughed he tried TO
chew the meat.
Again sleep got the better of him,
and as he resumed his former position
in sound and sublime ignorance OF his
surroundings. we sneaked out OF the
side door and laughed all the way 10
the street Car."-Detroit Free Press.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-08-08

Yeloso. The marriage was celebrated
with much magnificence on January 2s,
1853. at Notre Dame. the empress hen
1856. she became the mother OF an heir
TO the u OF B~onaparte.
Up to the outbreak of the war be-
tween France and Germany her life
was comparatively uneventful. being
passed in the ordinary routine of state
etiquette. When the war was declared
and the Emperor Napoleon took the
Held, the empress was appointed re-
gent DULY %. 1870. Immediately after
the revolution in Paris, on Sept. 4. she
hastily left the Tullieries and escaped
from France. landing five days later at
Ryde. in the Isle of Wight, and shortly
afterwards Joined the prince imperial
at Hastings. Camden house, at Chisel-
hurst, was subsequently selected as a
residence Of the imperial exiles. In
the following year the empress went
to Spain on a visit to her mother.
The Emperor Napoleon III. died At
Chiselhurst on Jan. 9. 1873, and i'm 1879
the prince imperial. who had accompa-
MED the English army i'm the Zulu war,
was killed. His body was brought 30
England and buried at Chiselhurst,
and the following year. on the anniver-
sary Of her sons death. the empress
went to Zululand 10 visit the fatal spot.
In 1881 she removed from Camden
house to the Marlborough estate in
Hampshire. close to the borders Of the
Of Surrey.
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Amos Turkish baths. 81. cor. II. & NJ
Wanted Protection.

Mrs. Morris Perelson. the young wa-
mar who tried to commit suicide at the
McDermott hotel some time ago. after
being a bride of a month, came To po-
lice headquarters at an early hour this
morning TO ask for police protection.
II appears the trouble in the Perelson
family did not end with the wife's un-
successful attempt at suicide. although
for a time matters quieted down. Last
evening, il is said, Perelson made
threats against his wife, or. at all
events succeeded in frightening her ry
his conduct, and she appealed to an
officer. who took her to the city Jail.
where she asked permission to remain.
which she did the greater part OF the
night.
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SERIOUSLY ILL.
a sketch of the Life of Eugenie, ES-Em-
press of the French.

Paris. Aug. 1.-Ex-Empress Eugene
is reported seriously i'm.
Eugene, eN-empress OF the French.
and widow Of Louis Napoleon. is the
daughter of Dona Maria Kirkpatrick
of closeburn. Dumfrieshire. Countess
Dowager de Montiio, whose father was
English consul at Malaga at the period
of her marriage with the Count de
Montijo of the Spanish army. ON the
death OF Count de Montijo. his widow
VAS left a fortune adequate to-the
maintenance of the position of herself
and tWo daughters. one Of whom mar
ried the Duke Of Abs and Berwick.
For Eugene, the Countess TeYa. a
higher destiny Was reserved. In 1871.
accompanied by her mother. she paid
a long visit to Paris, where, at the var
ious entertainments given at the FULL
leries. she was distinguished by the
dignity and elegance Of her demeanor
and by the great personal beauty of
the aristocratic English, rather than
the Spanish style. Her mental gifts
We're not less attractive.
Shortly after the opposition Of a high
er northern power had put an end TO
the idea Of a union between Emperor
Napoleon III. and the Princess Carola-
wasa Of Sweden, he apprised the coun-
Gil Of ministers OF his intended mar
rage with the daughter of the Countess
de MOnti5o. a measure which excited
some disapproyal among them. and
even led TO their temporary withdraw
al from Office.
During the short time that inter
vened between the nounceme Of
the approaching event and its realiza-
tion. Countess Teva and her mother
took Up their abode in the palace del
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Nurses for Camp Thomas.

New York, Aug. Miss A. f.. Max
well, superintendent Of the training
chool for nurses at the Presbyterian
hospital, left to-day, accompanied by 20
nurses, for Camp Thomas, at Chicka-
mauga Six nurses were also sent to
Old Point Comfort and a like number TO
Chattanooga.
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SMOKE ROBERT MANTELL CIGARS
Free Pills.

Send your address to IA. f. Bucklen &
Co. Chicago. and get a free sample box
of Or. Kings New Life Pills. A trial Will
convince you OF their merits. These pills
are easy in action and are particularly
effective I'm the cure of Constipation and
Sick Headache. For Malaria end Liver
troubles they have been proved invalua-
bic. They are guaranteed to be perfectly
free from every d,Iot,rfous substance and
10 be purely vegetable. They do not weak
IN by their action, hut by giving tone TO
the stomach and bowels greatly invig-
crate the system. Regular size % cents
per box. Sold by all Druggists.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-08-08

Markets are now very active, offer
ing the best of opportunity for success
full speculation. Wheat advanced again
to-day as was expected. Sugar. tobacco
and gas paid handsome profits to all
who were on the right side.
The Butte Exchange, ~ West Broad
way. handles such deals from so 10
unlimited mount
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-08-08
Charged With Desertiou,

Baltimore. Aug. ELEVEN members
of the LIST Maryland regiment, L.. 5. V.
now i'm camp at Old Point, who came
TO Baltimore this morning on the Nor
folk steamer were arrested on arrival,
charged with deserving from the army.
The boys were locked up and will be
returned to camp tomorrow.
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Coaling at ~. Thomas.

St. Thomas. ID. w. l.. Aug. THE
Mayfower and Annapolis are here
coaling. The New Orleans was off the
port yesterday, but the neutrality laws
forbid her entrance until the expiration
of three months from the date of her
last visit. She resumed westward to-
daN.
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At Fernandina.

FernGndina. Fla, Aug. Phillip DaI-
soil, company II, 9Th Ohio. died this
morning of typhoid fever. The hospital
train, in charge of Major Richards, has
arrived and is busily engaged i'm taking
on the sick, aggregating about 200 for
Fort Mcpherson.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-08-08

Utica. y. Y, Aug. G-To-night two cars
on the Belt line trolley road went through
Bradlcy's bridge near Whitoboro and II
passengers were preCipitated into the Erie
canal. Miss Mary Brady of this city was
the only person killed. Several were in
iurpd.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-08-08
Ladies Apnrectate

Nsool remedy, and there is not anything on the
market thtt Saas.s French Tansy Tablets for the
L,i'et Aaa cure Of painful or irregular mensea
'hrse tablets remove all obstructions. no matter
Nhat me cause Manufactured by A. Augendre,
avs i-Ana', and tor sale only by ID. NJ. Newbro
'i'S ~ hatie, Mont, sole Agents. Iries -
seE SaA seEI b HNA securely sealed
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The open Door" Closed.

London, Aug. THE Shanghai CORE
spondent of the Daily Mail says: Russia
is now practically i'm possession Of New
Chang. and "the open door" in North
China rs already shut.
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Hcadauarters Removed.

South Bend. Ind. Aug. THE North
American Turnerbund executive commit
tee met here to-day and decided To re-
move their headquarters from st. Louis
TO indianapolis.
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Tourists Killed.

Vienna. Aug. Two German tourists.
Herren Zoll and Burbeck, have been
killed during AN attempted ascent of the
DrcisCh SuterspitZ I'm the Dolomite Alps.
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PARTISAN DYE HOUSE.

TRENCH Dyeing ar1 Cleaning.
The only house in the Northwest that uses tbs
French process We guarantee our WORK TO be
strictly hrst-c!ass. We havs no solicitors or
Branch ofires. All ordeys should be left A.
% WEST ALESA ST. BUTTE. MONT.
pAURiE. Proprietor
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After School.-"Look what a crooked
nose Moses has" Moses-'Shut up
DIDN'T the professor tel rs We must not
quarrel about religious matters?'-Flie-
gende Batter.
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Grand Recital

BY Prof. George Abram Smith, vocal in.
structor at Sisson's Business college. as,
sisted by Leo c. Bryant, the v~iolinist
and Mrs. /. J. Baker, pianist. Professor
Smith is a singer of national reputation
and is daily preparing for this occa.
sion. He will sing ten numbers, namely
"She Alone Charmeth My Sadness
from the opera Queen of Sheba; =
Come To My Heart, My Love- by
Jordon: Tosti's "Good-Bye;' Every
Night" by Nevin; The Fog Bell" by
Pontet; Gould l." by Tosti; Loves
Sorrow" by Shelly; Life by Blum
thall; Fleeing Vision" by Verdi;
only In Dreams" by De Koven.
This will give the people of Ana
conda an opportunity to hear Professor
Smith, who is connected with Sisson's
Business college as vocal instructor.
The recital will be given in the NJ. Z.
church Thursday evening, Aug. %, at
$50. Admission, so cents. Tickets on
sale at Smiths drug store and at the
college office.
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THE HEARING CONTINUED.
The Trial of DIR. sherburne VIII Occur
Next Thursday.

The trial of Or. S~herbIrne, n den
fist, which was 10 have been held yes
terday, was continued until Thursday.
as some of the witnesses were unable
to be present.
The complaint. which is brought at
the i~nstigation of Or. W. II. Hall of
Butte. secretary of the state board of
denta examiners, alleges thai pr.
S%herburne has at all times refused to
be examined by the board, n has
paid no attention to the notices sent
him. DR.. S~herburne did, however, it
is said, once paid a fee Of SIS for ex-
animation, but never took the exami-
nation, although he continues to prac-
tice.
The dentists resident in Anaconda
signed the complaint. but they did so
at the solicitation of the state boards
officers.
The penalty provided for the offense.
in case of conviction, is a fine of not
less than $50 nor more than 5000. or con-
finement in the county jail for a period
not less than one nor more than three
months.
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Betting Last Night,

The overnight players went on the
last three races n Auctioneer Fitch
disposed of a hundred or more pools in
his usual rapid manner. Jim Gore, in
the last race, was the hottest favorite
on the card. At later betting he was
going for $25 against the entire field for
SIS. For the ogden stake Mallakwa
and F~erguson's entry, Maud Ferguson
and Sam McKeever, were about equal
favorites. In the fifth race, Days en-
try, Grand Sachem and open Doors,
was sold coupled. To-day the entries
will be sold separately, as it was an
nounced that j. j. Moran has pur-
chased Grand Sachem. The betting last
night was:
Fourth race, the Ogden stake. $1,000
The Ferguson entry, S2S to $23, NAL
lakwa S25 to s27, The Light s11, Mon
tanus Sc.
Fifth race-Lucky Star s25, Grand
Sachem and Open Doors, coupled, SO,
Oscillation So.
Sixth race-Jim Gore s25. Shellac s..
Punter Sc, Miss Remsen s., Palfurni s.,
field IS. Later: Jim Gore SIS, field
SIS.
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|
Entries for To-Day.

First race, six furlongs, selling-Rob-
in Hood L., 107; Lady Britannia, 102; b.
& w, 107; Tom Smith. 104: Ida H. 102;
Commission, 104; Alicia, 102; Torpedo,
104: Una Que Amo,H 100.
Second race, six furlongs, selling
VIM. OBJ, 107; Encino, 107; r. q. Ban,
107; Chappie, 104; Distinction 1902; Twin
kle Twink. 1O2; New Moon, 102; Coda.
102: Reel, 102.
Third race, five ~furlongs, handicap
Highland Ball, 104; Miss Rowena, ia;
Valencienne, los; Rubicon, los; Eta H.,
ia.
Fourth race. five and a half furlongs,
The Ogden Stake, alu 81, 000-Maud
Ferguson, 120; Sam McKeever, lis; NAL
lakwa, 1913; The Light, lis; Montanus,
121.
Fifth race, one mile-Osculation. 101;
Lucky Star, ia; Grand Sachem, Ill,
Open Doors, 81.
Sixth race, five and a half furlongs,
selling-Shellac, 9S; Estro, 1903: Inver-
airy H., 105: Punter, 104; Joe Levy, 100;
Jim Gore, 1914; Miss Remsen, 9S; Palfur-
nj, 105; Tempo, 100.
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St. Mary'S' ACademy

The huts session Of heu SCHOOL, year for 1885, q will omen at 81 N.v.A aa.rxo Al. sn L.
Of September hhshsttuuon under he drion Of the hentvf sisters OF Cb.IrVo ~s,
then most ehgbe sites pheasant part Of Deer Lodge City. MonnnA The Acahmys
nge and onmohonse everything promouyeot the health and inth@tual prog es of the pupils
The plan of Instruction carried bet in this institution embaeat the religion mora. and fnnur
ul which contribute an sducaionA once solid refined and Thorough The Academy ia sa~og
n~sst from all psuso Of tes state being 20 miles dstant FROM nAondam d4 o from Butte am is
by steam md equippiw with etrcTht hot and cold ar for bby % TT ~ heaea
Reading Room are delightfully."- situated The mrMyist tn most NMJN and lmhsn ha 80 Il
nei able for student work Hd is accessible to ali without charge The Domo1es are large
and well vmuated The Rsrt0nH Hall affords ppounhtes for physical training and day
amusment@ In point OF nnitayN arrangements nothing is overlooked The discipline Of the
Ae~uy IS Or %nMyeA 9 papnsi character md the social culture of its sudeunre ies
musical department class lessons rg given weekly general theory ad ehniaae Pupils daIupr
to make a spehshyo Of music dvote as much inc as they wish to that branch Epehh atenten
Raspron,A an lnmn socr gav Tbs .m any Pn OF e
have ever assurance tina thrd daughters will have the best care and sole sterion Of the sister,
and nothing VIII be left union. fort the acquisition of solid sensible eduatonF "A uniform drs
for the tudntsA adopted, which will een greatly the wardrobe Kpsns- of parents Any further
fnmauo will eg given b. Ties Sister Superior to whom ALL ummuncaaons may D. .dar~sd
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He Will Lecture.

DR.. ". A. Spencer of Philadelphia,
the leading light in the Church Exten-
sion society and a noted author and
speaker, Will visit Montana to-day. He
comes from Utah, where he has been
in attendance upon the conference held
in Ogden. He will give his famous lee
ture, Great Battlefields of the World. :"
in the NJ. f. Church tonight. He is
the author of the song The Sewer and
Reaper" and an attempt will be made
to have him sing it in his inimitable
way on this occasion.
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i. @. O.. L. NnIire-

All members of Court Copper Seal
No. 3143 n visiting brethren are re-
quested to meet at Silver hall on Park
avenue lover Standard Drug Coz, Wed
nesday, Aug. "a, at $500 p. m. to attend
the funeral of our late brother. Thomas
A. *. Gray. H. II. SMITH, c. r.
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T10|n0D2XeICOne |
FIRE
INSURANCE
Room 7 Bank Building, Anaconda
la. lor Wa for Do Cit, Of Anacond.

Bids VIII be received AZ the office Of
the city clerk Of the city Of Anaconda
until Monday. September 5. 1895. at 7.2O
o'clock p. M. for the furnishing OF water
20 the city of Anaconda for the period
~ five years. About 30 hydrants are
now used and Will be increased. The
city council reserves the right 10 reject
any and al bids.
BY order OF the city council
T OLEARv. City Clerk.
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National Union.

The officers and members of Copper
City Council 373, National Union. are
requested tp attend the funeral of our
late friend, It. A. X. Gray, at $3.50 p. m.
on Wednesday, Aug. "a, at COZ East
Sixth street. d. Cohen, ST., Presi-
dent.
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Bids for Lighting city of Anaconda.

Bids viii be received at the ofice Of
tIy city clerk OF the city Of Anaconda
until Monday, september 3. ISgS. at ..go
o'clock 81. ~. for the furnishing Or are
lights for he street lighting of the city
II Anaconda for the period Of nva
years. SiXty-two are lights are now
used and viii soon De Increased. was
council reserves the power 70 reject any
and all bids.
By order IF the city Council.
T. O'LEARY. city Clerk
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Home Forum Benefit Order.

The officers and members of the
Home Forum are requested to attend
the funeral of Companion Thomas A.
*. Gray at the house, SOC East Sixth
street, Wednesday, Aug. "a, at $3.50 p.
m. F. d. Booth, President.
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Sale of T~horoughbreds.

The entire stable of the Il. c. Holly
estate will be sold at public auction
Wednesday. Aug. "a. at 1880 p. m. al
Anaconda race track. Daggett Smith.
Administrator.
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When in Butte lunch at Sherman's.

Dull, mysterious headaches-head-
aches you can't account for-often come
from y strain. Properly adjusted
glasses will entirely remove cause. Tu-
dor q Co.'S eye specialist at Smith Drug
Co.'S store Wednesday and Thursday.
Aug, "a and 25. No charge for thorough
retroactive examination.
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Colonel Ellsworth, manager of the
McBurney at Deer Lodge, was one o.
the fortunate who skinned the races
Saturday.
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Additional Local on Page 4.

Cigars. Tobaccos. etc, at L. A. Kings.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-08-23

Peter Burd was arranged in police
court yesterday morning on the charge
of fighting. He was fined $40 and COM
mitted.
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Cut in Passenger Rates TO Seattle and
North Pacific Coast via H., A. q p. Ry.
and Connections.
Effective at once. passenger rates,
Anaconda to Seattle and north Pacific
coast points. are reduced to $3.50 90 first
class. $1,000 second-class.
Call on ticket agent at B., A. & p.
railway, passenger station. at Ana
conda, for further information.
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II YpT DON'T TAKE THE STAND
ARD YOU DON'T GET THE MEMS
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Books and Stationery at L. A. Kings
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Frederick w. Wagner of Salt Lake
and Miss Alice Charter of Helena were
married yesterday by Justice of the
Peace Williams. They left on the night
train for the Capital City.
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Anaconda Steam Laundry. ss E. Park
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Godfrey Vollenweider, the 3-months-
old son of Mr.. and Mrs. Rudolph Vol
l~enweider, died yesterday at u O'Clock
noon from commissions at the Denver
house. Funeral arrangements will be
made later.