The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-03-27

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There will be war with Spain.
1t is not SPANS fault that she has M
money. 1t is all due to the Rothschilds.
In Kansas so far there is more air t.
this March than there is to some o.
Sousas.
The Spaniard in Moro Castle who set Of
that submarine mine is doing a lot OF
high art vibrating in his boots just now.
To use an old Kansas phrase, we should
send a little Christianity down TO Cuba
with the food, in the shape of Beechel
Bibles.
The perpetual designation of Weyler as
the butcher is an unwarranted and dis
graceful reflection on our worthy meat
market men.
When we established a republic, we
jumped a wide ditch, and when little fell
lows follow and fall in the water we must
help them out.
The Spanish commission says the ex-
plosion was internal in reply to our charge
that it was external. Meanwhile the de-
lay may be eternal
The public can now understand why
when notified of the Maine disaster, De
LONE wrung his hands and said he loved
the American people.
Upon receipt of the report, President
Mckinley at once read it to his cabinet,
that is, except John Sherman. What is
the matter with John sherman?
There are midnight hours these times,
when, with head bowed in hands, McKin-
ley wonders how he ever imagined that
that $50 900 a year would come easy.
Spain wantonly destroyed the ship of a
friendly power. If any European nation
wants to stick its nose into that sort of
treacherous company. let it go ahead.
Weyler is referred to as a very devil.
This is an injustice TO his satanic majesty.
Weyler carried away fortune from Cuba
The devil, bad as he is has no pockets in
his clothes.
DR.. Schenck, who can fix the sex be-
fore birth, is making a mint of money.
He asked the Countess Of Warwick, "Dia-
mond or drop frame?" She said. "Dia-
mond" and got it.
DR.. Burnett IS said to have been worn
out by the iu-temper of the author Of
Little Lord Fauntleroy and is glad she IS
going to leave him. Keeping a man and
eggs in hot water Will harden them.
Every man who has yet made a speech
on the condition of Cuba. compares Il 10
Dante's Inferno. Dante's Inferno is 4
book no one has ever read. The fellows
who talk about 1t have simply looked at
the pictures.
This country doesn't want TO be TOO gay
about the superiority Of drilled troops over
the raw Spanish peasants. King Menelik
Of Abyssinia was under the painful neces-
sity of cracking Italy's neck for that
m apprehension.
You are reading a good deal lately about
tears yelling 10 the eyes" OF many OF the
"staid and dignufed" senators The efforts
OF some of the senators in trying 10 look
as important as Lieutenant Commander
Mark IS truly ridiculous.
We are not offended At the Names de-
strucuon. We merely want 10 save hu-
manity in Cuba SUI. mos; grave and
seniors. would We be 50 sole
itous for humanity in Cuba, Il me Maize.
Iaharmed. stiH rode the waves?
Under Cleveland. the smalles: war scare
oaralyzed business and knocked markets
yal.ey-west- Under Mckinley. business
goes right ahead despite war scares.
There IS something abou, this which paz-
zleS the mast partisan Republican.