The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1898-03-31

"Who Is that tall man surrounded by the
eager crowd9"
'That's Gibbs. he is giving 'em his opinion
on the scientific phases Of the theories advanc
for the Maine disaster
What does he know about itP' Nothing
DIR. Woods Norway Pine Syrup seems especi-
ally adapted to the needs of the children. Pleas
ant to take; soothing in its influence ct is the
remedy Of all remedies for every form of throat
and lung disease.
do YOU really want to go to war. Henry?" .Issss
"Well, suppose you try your hand at
intimidating our cook"
Burdook Blood Bitters gives a man clear
head, an active brain, strong, vigorous body
makes him fit for the battles OF life.
well, Billy, how do you feel about war with
4 oan', go; I've been fighting our iantor all
winter"
in the head you want relief right away. Only
10 cents is required to test 1t. Ask your drug :
gist for the trial size Of Elys Cream Balm or
buy the soc. size. We mail It:
ELY BROS, Sc " arren St, N. Y. City.
was afflicted with oatarrh last autumn.
During the month of October I could neither
taste nor smell and could hear but little. Ely's
Cream Balm cured it-Marcus Geo. Shautz,
Railway, N. j.
Msude: Are you sure that May and Charlie
Dora: Why, certainly heard them quarrel
ing last night!
Group instantly relieved DIR. Thomas Eclec-
trio on Perfectly safe. Never fails. At any
drug store
o"Honesty is fairly written upon that mans
.countenar -
II suppose that Is the reason he has found
II possible to get in debt to nearly everybody
in this town."
TAKE ONLY the best when you
need medicine. Hoods Sarsapa-
lilla is the best blood purifier, nerve
and stomach tonic. Get HOODS.
A Wabash college ho y, hsvir g been admit ed
longed, introduced his next request for a
remittance with Dear Father and Brother"
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions of moth
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, seftens
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is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. It will re-
sold BY Druggists in every part OF the world
Twenty i've cents q bottle. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. 1y38
II man gets q dollar ready to put away for
o rainy day, he m Gets two PEE pie selling tickets
to amature shows when on his way to the bank
to deposit It,
Distressing Stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the mastery powers OF
South American Nervine Tonic. Invalids need
suffer no longer because this great remedy
can cure them all. 1t is q cure for the whole
world Of stomach weakness and inc igesti ion.
The cure begins with the first dose. The relief
it brings Is marvellous and surprising. 1t
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matter how long you have suffered, your cure
is certain under the use of this great health
giving force, Pleasant and alw avs safe 1y5I
Sold by Horatio W. Cushing, Druggist,
107 Water st. Skowhegan. Me
There's one good thing about genealogical
tree"
"What's thatP"
at doesn't have to be trimmed every spring"
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder disease re-
lieved in six hours by "NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t Is Q great sur
prise on account Of its exceeding promptness
In relieving pain In bladder, kidneys and back
in male or female. Relieves retention of water
almost Immediately. II you want quick relief
and cure this Is the remedy. 1y61
Sold by Horatio W. Cushing, Druggist,
107 Waite st. Skowheg gan, Me.
A man who really enjoys church social, will
raise chin whiskers IL given q chance.
+. The joke writer has funny way Of making
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