The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-02-02
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| a woman can tell what another
woman has OH rs far az man can
smell fried onions.
did the play lave good rum
no, but the actors did They we're
chased out Of town
The property value of Greater
New York would buy one third Of the
farms in the United States.
- A newly discovered spot on the
sun, which is visible just nov, is said
to be 30, 900 miles in diameter.
The difference between hungry
man aud glutton is, ''ono longs tc
eat, and the other eats too long
= Eva-"Docs your new dress fit
you we'll 2 'cra-"Oh, splcndidly.
| can hardly move or breathe III it,"
Hc-"Why are you so cold to me
to-day? You weren't yesterday"
She Malaria, my dear: hare a
chill every other day
HoaK-"Do you believe that 13
is an uplucky NUMBER" Joax-
"Woil, all the people who lived in the
thirteenth century arc dead
| Don't annoy others by your cough
ing, and risk your life by neglet. n. a
cold. Ono Minute Cough Cure cres
coughs, colds. Group, grippe and all
throut and lung troubles. Evans Phar-
macy
- A number Of New York women
have formed Don't Worry Club. >
They don't care whether their hats
arc ou straight or not.
= The man who has nothing to
boast of but his illustrious ancestry is
like potato-thc ouly good belong
ing to him is underground.
= Attorney Are you a married
man 2 Humble Witness No, I
was hurt ;a sa~iaill last week-that' $
what makes me look so bad
= Every woman has fad said
the observant lady to the one who had
buried three husbands. "IIm! I'd
like to know what mine is
Whooping cough is the most distress
| Ing malady; but its duration can he cut
short by the use OF One Minute Cough
Cure, which IL also the hest known RENE.
troubles. evans Pharmacy.
= Mrs. Henry Pcck-I read here
that western State proposes to tax
bachclorhood Mr.. Henry pcsh-A
good idea. All luxurics should be
taxed.
| "Dn you bolicvc his interest in
the State is as deep as he pretcnds it
to be p 1T is several thousand feet
deep at any rate. lie has n lot of gas
and oil wells"
- Teacher have explained
to you the difference between good and
evil, tell me what sort Of little boys go
to Heaven Billy Snooks promptly
dead 'uns.
| What pleasure is there in life with a
headache, constipation and biliousness
| Thousands experience them who could
hecome perfectly healthy by using De-
Wits Little Early Rlsera, the famous
| little pills. Evans Pharmacy.
- Bcncdirt-Do you think man
will have bad luck if he gets married
on Friday? Bachelor-Oh, I don t
think it makes any difference whether
it's Friday or not.
- WouldBc Poet What the best
time to write poetry Has Been
Poct-Just after you secure situa-
ton from which you get enough to
live comfortably.
He devoted his immense for
time TO the pespetuation of his mem
ory.' 'iou don't say SO % eyes,
he left it in such shape that every
dollar will be litigatcd over
a thrill of terror is experienced wher,
| brassy cough OF Group sounds through,
tho house at night. But the terror sOnn
changes to relief after One Minute Cough
Cure has been administered. Safe and
harmless for children. Evans Pharmacy.
- The largest egg is that Of the
ostrich. 1t weighs three pounds, and
is considered equal in amount to "a
hen 5 eggs.
Jerusalem is now nothing but a
shadow of the magnificent cit: Of an
ciont times. 1t is about three miles
in circumference, and 10 situated on a
rocky mountain.
= But, madame, | can't pay your
boy four dollars week when can
get any amount Of boys for two. y
"Ah, but they're not like Micky.
He'd be companion for yc.'
= The Indianapolis Journal offers
the profanc suggestion that locomo-
tive is always spoken Of as ''she" be-
cause of the horrible noise it makes
when it tries to whistle.
- Next to our grape wine it is be.
Iieved that Japanese sake, or rice
i "A II l.