The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-01-19
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

"A good conscience is better capi-
tai than large bank account.
- The golden rule exactly fits into
every honest business transaction.
- Sensible people listen to advice,
but do not pledge themselves to fol-
low it.
A man ceases to be savage
when you can awaken in him desire
to buy and sell.
- 1t is better TO say little worse
than you mean than to mean little
worse than you say.
One Minute Cough Cure cures quick
iy. That's what you want! Evans Phar-
macy.
|, - Woman Lawyer-How old are
you? Woman Witaess-I think
must be about your age.
- The ezcesses CO yoaa..hh yoaa..hh arc drafts
upon old age-psyable, with interest,
about 20 years after date.
- it 10 claimed shat the patato crop
OF Minnesota this year will net the
farmers over CT, ,0O0. 900.
= Prosperity comes quickest to the man
Whess Wisss Liss Sss nsri Z in gGea oEna!si0n Pc
tlo pills for constipation, biliousneaa.
indigestion and all stomach and liver
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
-''ls 6Iiss Passay single from
choice 2" ''Yes; all the men che
knows have chosen other girls"
- This is cold world, and if you
don't work you'll surely freeze to
death.
A Kentucky man has married
tho granddaughter Of the girl who re-
fused him.
gghhe c0nsumption OF : mutton in the
United States is increasing at the rate
Of about fifteen per cent. per year.
-Mrs.'ha. e. Ford ,:REddell's, I'LL, suf.
fered for eight yoErs from dyspepsia and
chronic con0tipation and was dnnlly cur.
ed by using DeWitt's Liesle Early Risers,
the famous little pills for ali stomach and
liver troubles. Evans Phsrmeey.
- A bill has been introduced in
Congress giving oougressmen q term
Of four years instead OF two.
Mrs. Bellovs-I. believe you
married me for my money. Bellows
A-hem! Well, I certainly didn't go to
the alter for my health.
- Whether the Affections that God
sends upon US do US any good depends
upon the spirit in which we receive
them.
'You wouldn't marry a girl sole
ly for money, would you r. ooh,
dear, ne-.Aa. IS, not if I could get
money with a girl whe had some other
attractions also
Afra. Mary Bird, Harrisburg, Pa.
says: my child 10 worth millions TO me ;
yet would have lost her by Group had
not invested twenty five cents in bottle
oe One Minute Cough Cure" 1t cures
coughs, colds and all throat and lnE.
troubles Evans Pharmacy.
Mrs. Watt Of Ferrydown, near
Montrose, who died recently at the
age OF 100 years and months, left
269 descendants, twelve Of them har
own sons and daughters. There we're
80 grandchildren, 175 great-grandchil-
dfen. and two grsss.great-gFsndshil-
dren.
e Ayeang son Of Mr.. Daniel Bonie,
OF Bulloeh County, Georgia, had a
thrilling experience with large rat
tlesnake few days ego. He had gone
into his fathers barn at night for
some fodder. He was accompanied
by one OF the farm hands. Young
Bonie received blow in the face,
and, supposing his friend had tried to
frighten him. asked that his friend
desist. as he, Bonie, had already been
hurt bya blow in the face. About
that time he felt another blow on the
fodder he held in his hand, and at the
same time heard the singing Of the
snakes rattles. He left the house,
procured q light and returned to find a
monster rattlesnake, which was at
once dispatched. The snake had
eighteen rattles and button. Had
it not been for large rat, which was
about half swallowed. young Rcnie
40 doubt wo,;ld have been hitten end
killed. s
- J.. A. Perkins. or Antiquity, O., was
for thirty yoar0 needlessly tortured by
:physicians for the cure Of eczema. He
was quickly cured by uniug DeWiit'e
Witch Haaol SAlyo the famous healing
eAlyo for pilea and akin dieenska Eannn