The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1898-11-24

woes and tribulations of the Worcester
Brewing Company.
Thomas H. Hall: Because of the
narrow escape he had from beating
Charles r. Johnson.
Francis II. Dewey: Because the
road wont have to buy many snow
shovels this winter.
DR.. Thomas c. MendenhaI: Because
the boys didn't build a bonfire in
Bliss field this year
James NJ brennan: Because North
Grafton post Office breaks are not of
frequent occurrence.
Inspectors O'Day and stone: Because
of their freedom of responsibility for
Bunco Reeds escape.
Councilman Powell: Because. as the
City won't have stone bridge at the
lake. it can't have any.
The school teachers Because the
Chicago bicycle skirt controversy has
not reached Worcester.
DR.. T. J. Barrett: Because of the alb
sence OF all doubt as to his reelection
to the board of aldermen.
Charles Il. Rice: Because the New
England League lasted but two days
after Worcester came in.
Henry A. Knight: Because one shin
ing head is no longer beneath the gaze
Of Front street pedestrians.
lockwood Hoar: Because he has
been elected to a good office and some
day will have a better one.
The highway department: Because
the sewer department digs up only the
new macadamized streets.
Edward A. Cowee: Because senator
ial delegates are not necessary
when man is selling grain.
F. r. Macullar: Because the street
car company promises to allay that
racket in front of his house.
James J. Casey; Because wheelman
Curtis Of Meriden does not hold any
New York Boston road record.
Mr. Salson, Of the Modern Merchan-
disc Company: Because there are no
more newspapers in Worcester.
Mr.. Rock, Worcester Theatre: Be-
cause he only secured The Chorus
Girl' combination for one night
James II. MelIen: Because of the
brightness of his son John, who gives
timely tips to republican leaders.
Mr.. Charles Winter, of the Boston
store; Because he does not have to talk
to a single advertising man tday.
Mr. II. u. Perky: Because natural
food make possible natural conditions"
by the shredded wheat biscuit route.
Philip w. Moen: Because imported
COWS don't have to stay more than
three months in government quaran-
tine.
George w. b. sisson: Because he
doesn't live in the ward where that
solitary congressional vote was given
him.
DR., NJ. J. O'Meara: Because of the
large number of stalwart recruits he
has been able to send into Uncle Sans
service.
The good Sisters of Notre Dame: Be
cause the prospect for their new
convent home, on Vernon street, is now
so bright.
Captain Moynihan ana the brave
boys of the Emmett Guards Because
Of their prospect Of being mustered out
at home.
Captain Pinkham, of Pinkham& &, Will
lis: Because he can digest his dinner
today without riding on an Adams
square car.
Edward J. McMahon: Because of the
number Of congratulations he received
on his address against the British iubi-
| lee fountain.
Healy: Because of the continued
growth and prosperity Of the Bay State
| Savings Bank.
Lanlord Robert Kessell; Because of
the nice things the boys of the In
fantry, City Guards and the yelling
| tons say Of him as a caterer.
Doctors J. T. Duggan, J. A. Carroll
and M. F. Fallon; Because they
stayed in office so long as pension ex-
aminers under republican admins
tration.
Clerk Coffey Of the board of health:
Because Of the unanimous support the
press Of Worcester has given his sug-
gestion for the appointment of q corps
| Of medical examiners for the public
schools.
Eeverybody in Worcester, regardless
Of race, creed, color or pervious condi-
ton of servitude: Because of the hope
that some day, some one will arise
strong enough to bring about the de-
molition of the "dat iron" block