The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-02-09
All sorts of Paragraphs.
Donkeys and facts are stubborn

usually too poor to hire lawyer.
= What flowers can be found be-
tween the nose and chin ? Tulips
(two lips
= If thirtytwo degrees is freezing
point, what is squeezing point? Two
in the shade.
= No man can be provident Of his
time who is not prudent in the choice
OF his company.
1t may be pleasant to be a man S
first love, but wise woman will pre-
fer to be his last.
How is the best way to make a
coas last ? To make the trowsers and
vest first.
Children and adults tortured by burns
scalds, injuries, eczema or skin diseases
may secure instant relief by using De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve It is the great
Pile remedy. Evans Pharmacy.
= Make your good resolutions once
day, instead Of once year, and you
won't break SO many at time.
1t is useless to worry, but it is
useless to tell man that it is useless
to worry.
= It is said that eating onions will
prevent mustacle from coming on a
woman lip.
= A Kentucky man has married the
granddaughter of the girl who re-
fused him.
= A woman has made the journey
from South Africa to South Dakota
to sue for divorce.
Dent annoy others by your cough
ing. and risk your life by neglecting a
cold. One Minute Cough Cure cures
coughs, colds, Group, grippe and all
throat and lung troubles. Evans Phar-
macy.
The Minnesota Agricultural
School teaches girls how to SOW wheat,
but how many of them know how to
sew cotton patch ?
= The women are wearing their
hair-nets aoain just to see how much
the men will stand before they begin
on the hustle.
Why is a young lady like an
arrow? Because she can't go off
without a bow (beau@ and is in a
quiver till she gets one.
Whooping cough is the most distress
ing rnalady; but its duration can he cut
short by the use of One Minute Cough
Cure, which is also the hest known RENE
dy for Group and all lung and bronchial
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
St. Louis has one church to 9, 800
of population, New York one to 2,A58,
Chicago one to 2,O81, Boston one to
1000, and Minneapolis one to 1.054.
Under no circumstances leave a,
horse united. 1t may be entirely safe
SO times then the hundredth time
you'll wish you hadn't, and wish very
hard.
"No, never take the newspa-
pers home I've family Of grown-up
daughters, you know" "Papers too
full Of crime, eh p "No, too full Of
bargain sales.
What pleasure is there in, life with
headache, constipation and biliousness?
Thousands experience thom who could
become perfectly healthy by using De-
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
title pills. Evans Pharmacy.
= Builders say that the walls built
during rainy season are the strong
est, and that, when mortar dries quick
ly, it becomes crumbly, and possesses
little binding power.
Mr.. Howland-I tell you, Maria,
you re worrying over nothing. [ can
stop smoking any time | want to.
Mrs. Howland-Well, then, stop now.
Mr.. Howland-I don't want to now.
A thrill of terror is experienced when
brassy cough of Group sounds through
the house at night. But the terror soon
changes to relief after One Minute Cough
Cure has been administered. Safe and
harmless for children. Evans Pharmacy.
Marriage, said the Sentimcn-
tai Girl. SIS lottery" "But the
trouble is, said the Pessimistic
Bachelor, "that the man takes most
of the chances. y
: First Mother-''Don't you find
it great relief to have the children
in school again q Second Mother
''Well, it would be if they didn't
learn so many new questions to ask. :"
There are thee little things which do
more work than any other three little
things created-they are the ant, the bee
and DsWitt's Little Early Risers, the last
being the famous little pills for stomach
and liver troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
II sent dollar last week in an
swer to that advertisement offering
method of saving half any gas bills.
''And you GOT GA printed slip
directing me to paste them in scrap
book