The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-05-21
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ND like to do most anything 70 Got q
IS maSe them say they . sorry at they
r!sber says I'VE must heep4cool, nm, she
Has us rise an sing, &.
IN country, IT'S OF thee til.theSschool,
nSlsss 's Songs besides tina. one-an' VI
roee4 he deeds 3 glory {, the brave boys
! bluel
p9 Papa ,s say S.r 4 90 slrliean;. .fshsaltis not.
I'd SSat ia iIks !. e Il. know rlsht well q. 3 q
sib papa doesn't mean It 80. else It seems
M a liz; DO tho boss when him and mans
"a can Asle y J.sw.
1ivas one of those neighbours quar-
ri, or backyard Spats, and strangely
IN contesting parties were 8 named
ssEtin. living on the SOUTH Side, and
NJ next witness to take the stand, a
,ruous little woman, further thicken-
a,hhs density OF the tanglelwhich Con-
t5n,ed the dispenser offthe5 law, Squire
mberield, and the opposing attorneys.
slk wasted no time. In starting on after
III invitation from the lawyer for the
d.Ssnse. to tell what shell about the
ea,e, Like the crack OF a}Yhipjthe race
wts on.
Ihs dinner dishes at the time; and
we'n. payin' no ettention to nobody:
w man, he comes, home TO his dinner
Ince we moved near the mill, and In
net. we've lived there only 1--WE days
hssore this Mrs. Martin there, (polnt-
iia to the Mrs. Martin, who was the
~iatendan:). Here one of, the lawyers in-'
t.rposed the suggestion that It would
he 'better!!if the witness would confines
h.r remarks to the case.
81 was comm to that, sir. AS / said,
Twas cleanin, up mig dinner dishes, and
started to sweep toward the door, and
VA a.sweepln' the oil cloth. when I
heard something like q slap. But I new,
e. make 1t a pointsto3 interfere with my
a~eistbors, andtkeptlon sweepin'. Then
Z heard something drop, and "a baby
yelled. I ran In tolthis Mrs. Martina
this same one-and saw this sotherS
Mrs. Martin Stryln,S to push&the other
Mrs. Martin through wlnder. I then
cane back to my work. for had all
my dinner dishes to cleanup and ash
said, I don't NEEDLE with nobody's busl-i
ness, and was speakin' Of! Il to my man
when he came home that night, and he
warned me not to ihave no truck with
this other Mrs. Martin, cause In the
last place we lived fore we moved to
where we live now, there was a woman
lived next.door. who was always a-quar-;
relin' with her n%eighoors and fussini and
,fghtin' till there wasn't any peace a
Twin by her, SO rive just packed up and
moved, ant / never 3s'posed when we
cot in this here neighborhood that these
Mrs. Martins was a goin' to fuss and
raise q row Just at our ears, for I tell
you, there's only a narrow pertltlonS on
both sides, and as 7 was a-sayin',r3t this
here Mrs. Martin
1t would have been difficult to tell
which attorney was the nearest to
Deaths door, but the squire came to
their relief, by-interruptipg the witness.
he remarliing that she had said all that
was expected OF her, and It was with
apparent disappointment that she left
the stand.
The newsboys were running busily
through the highways and by-waSs,J
crying their wares: nExtry edition.,
mister! All about the war!% A citizen,
with a sad smile, purchased a paper, as.
he picked his. teeth OF the remnants5o of
his evening meal. Then, after q cur
sory perusal he cut out the glatng5
? headlines. and reckoning to his neigh
Dor, disclosed q scrap-book, in which
we're many cuttings OF the headline"
artists skill. The scrap$book contained
the headlines. which 1~surmounted ar
tlcles. based on rumors-if based on
anything-and in many cases there
we're more words in the headlines than
In the articles underneath. His neigh
Dor laughed as he perused. for be 1t
known to all men, the neighbor had
also been caught by something like the
following:
American Warshlp Sunk! It is re-
ported that a disastrous explosion has
occurred, ETC."
Spanish Fleet or Our Coast, It Is:
4 said, ETC."
Insurgents Pillage Manila! II Is
rumored that, etc."
Sampson May lombard Havana
TODAY"
Flying Squadron May Sail for the
Wcst!"
"Sagastn May Yieldl"
"Weyler May Go to Cuba!"
"MonteJo Murdered at Manila!"
Havana Suffers from the Blockade!"
Spain VIII Fight Until Licksis.!'
Great Excitement in Spnin!
Excitement in Havana!"
The Spanish Excited"
But why enumeratc?" remarked the
citizen on the doorstep to his nelghbor.
and then It's getting dark. There Is
underneath these poster signs, the usual
1t Is said" Tits reported dispatches
say" at is believed" ut Is rumored,"
and so on. They end up hedging around
with these reports could not be con-
hrmed." like the customary ear-marks
OF The sensational p~enny-a-hner, who
INA his fllmsy tale with, Inter
esung developments are expected
Right you nre," replied his neIghbor,
"but you know; what p. r.. Barnum said
koout the American people"
me which his friend gave assent to by
n passing policeman has his
troubles, though he's supposed to listen
70 other pople's. He had time OF II
" last Saturdays Dewey day demon
sirtlon. trying. to keep tho pavement
elear OF vehicles, not excepting the. fes-
I'VE baby buggy-n feature OF every hol-
aday crush. He was working his way
a.ons Market street, and at the sounds
vi me advancing columns made special
Efforts to get n wide path. He Hurried
ms mace. TO- give force to his commands.
yet back therel" he cried. MS he walk
g along. There was n bunch OF women
~ Fourteenth street, one OF whom re-
MARKED rs the officer hove near, Don't
se. US move a bit for him. He's too
,Lhe officer heard. and with corner OF
ta eye marked that woman. 9.Get
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