New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-09-11
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,st sunday morning al
If the semi subterranean CAFE. with
90. and two ifs" drag called kremser,
,tiop in tbese latitudes -Four thought
p.ob;ng stecds with flags stuck into their
their heads turned east. and Their tails
p'"a This is a free country, and the corner
-, dresses his nags az il he or ms hNerSmah
cornelius Vanderbilt at the very least.
c,. driver a study in himself. very req lace
,uo waistcoat. blond mustachc and wat
~ Nm. eyes (somc call them hshy) He has
' on advanced private in the Kaiser
cnirsssers," and to make that perfectly
es his nasal organ a. a speaking tame,
p'"n cuard neutenants Inter den Linden do.
,,s heen raining during the night II a.
do.s east OF Third-ave. during tho six
-. ,recedine the sabbath Al least. one
ia think SO from the puddlcs in the pave
w., Fjrst-st. without puddes. would look
.-aosd strange. and the small boy Whereabouts
xouId feel constrained 10 pTlpc inc Sf''hh""S
art men to stop at intervals
rour or five embryo Presidents. with their sis
and sweethearts. the latter short as TO pet
,;ooats and all dirty as to faces, Walk 'hloueh
- n,,ad,es nearest the horses heads. grave and
.,.r, ewes cooked in the direction Of their moth
-, xjndows They might be bolder these
Youngsters. FOR their guardians stand about IN
,-ouns with their bare arms wrapped IL aprons
S,,ek obvious OF their Responsibilities ana
IL, their mouths full OF chs and obs ana
~Mein Colts
Tho Frcpchman and Italian need plenty OF
show room when conversinG. the Teutoh is
.ontented 10 bury his hands as Ions as ne mas
strong neryed and sympathetic listener some
~ the women are Dragging Of the dinners IN
their pots. others Of the misforiuneS mat nave
befallen them or theirs
Two newsboys drumming w trade, one. qu'"
. fresh importation. pronouncing the literary
.,ihbol,th Of German New-Yorhers. sta -a-d-tS-
zetung" the other well Versed in native 'di"In
end bollering Justify Stats. lydees. He ofeis
naper to the driver who proudly replies ih"t
he reads The -.
pa,rons OF the drag now begin 10 make Their
.,,earance greeted familiarly by the driver
18th Are Won through sleeping?" and $50 your
,ts 10, Won out al last" He is wit. the driver
e though one Of the lesser quality. HIS ""ruS
tickle a fellow but do not convulse HIM
some Of the customers mount the Nehl'i' by
tho wheels or steps rearrange Their nechues
and boards and mustaches and begin 'TilcH-
Ing the goss!png ladies that is you ana
would think them engaged in that dangerous
pastime In their own estimation. ano III 'hat
Of the parties addressed. they arc paying 'hem
compliments Of no mean order receiving ID re-
,ly retorts Of breezy puneency such as the Ia'e
Ward McAllister never dreamed or There are
two fat women with 10, OF venom stored
axay in their anatomy. and they easily carr! on
the bonors Of the wordy combat TO detrac'
from their sallies. a young man distinguishes
for The seasonableness Of his beadgear lakes
his stand on the steps and chants through "A
tube formed by his morning paper that they
are all here" and that the ark is about TO
start" At this moment Anton arrives.
ARRIVAL OF THE FUNNY MAN
~ course YOU know Anton. ne being the
funniest fellow out" That individual never
s,ens his mouth Ton the East Side) without rs
ming volumes OF side-splitting hiiarty that
would make the editors 0: Puck and Judge
disgoree hundreds Of dollars If they c"uld hear
him.
Ue Starts right in. How manN cocktails dId
you have This morning. n crI"s' Swapping 'he
leader OF the party on the back.
"Only two" that worthy explains. looking all
around him 10y way Of preparing the mu''"uoe
for a succession OF puns.
Thereupon Anton: They VIII NOT lac 'ea'h'fS
n your cap" aiding. Excuse my .a'"n"ss bu'
the fact is some wine drunk last night mad"
No take winding way home
Meanwhile the members and guests Of ih'
Gamhrinus Chowder Ciuh hay" responded fuII
score to the crackings oi tn" whip ana Inc gen
.rai excitement prevailing in the street Anton
calls tn. roll giving each man nickname ap-
propra,o 10 his character. exterior or interior
or to the occasion that brought mem t"f"lh
The drag NOW affOrds a nNcll plClurc " tcIf-