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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1898-10-06

In Sweden there are floating cam
nerice- They are small vossels, which
follow fishing fleets, and men on them
can the fish while they are fresh.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1898-10-06

If you want the best wind mill, pumps
tanks, plows, wagons, bell; Of al sizes
boilers. engines, or genera! machinery, sec
or write JOHN POOLE, foot Of Morrison
street, Portland, Oregon
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1898-10-06

g!Tc Permanently Cured y hts or nervousness
!isS efter test days use Of Dl, hlines Great
oottlc and treatise DR. r. Ii. KLINE, Ltd 80
Arch street, PulAdelputG Ia.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1898-10-06

Seymour Keves, postmaster at
Mannheim. N. Y, has an apple tree
which was brought from Holland in
the 18th century. 1t still bears fruit.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1898-10-06

uevcr used 50 quick cure Us Pi5o's
Boz HI, Seattle, Wash, Nov, 2j, l395.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1898-10-06

Under the laws of China the man
who loses his temper in discussion
is sent to Jail for five days to cool down.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1898-10-06

A man gets the last word in an argu-
ment with a woman, but it's because
she gives 1t to him
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1898-10-06

The time required for Niagara to cut
its gorge has been variously estimated
at from 1000 to 30, 600 years.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1898-10-06

Q magnets capable Of picking
d not exceeding five tons are
an Illinois steel company to
steel beams or plates from one
he shop to another.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1898-10-06

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The western recorder., 1898-07-07

Tho late surgeon Lieut.. t.-Col. McTaIl,
who was the husband OF Sarah
Grand" wns sixty-sIa years Of ago. md
third Of his life was spent IN the dis
charge OF his military duties
In India. where he encountered the
cholera three times In It's attack on
uie troops. and dill so well In fighting
1t that he was mentioned In dispatches.
When. ns n w.dower he married the
LADY since known ns Sarah Grand, he
was at least twice her ngc. and hc had
TWO sons. of whom one was her senior,
and the other her contemporary. The
oi'iy child Of bis second marriage Ia
nlso son. now como twenty-three
years CT age. who has adopted the
stage as profession. Cf his other
toDs ere is In the ARM. nrd the other
a Journalist aud Illustrator For some
tine past matrimonial ireompgiibili.y
had kept husband and wife apart. but.
despite this. rnd shrewd suspicion
tie. he figured rot too fsyorubiy In
fcme Of hIs wife'a books. tho deceased
officer was reader and ndmircr of
thom. and hnd them all on his shelves
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
i,,vores. In y rope.

Berlin. though behind many cities
of the Unired States in the matter OF
divorce. leada the European cities. It
has % divorces to every 10000 mar
ringes. while Hamburg comes neat
sith 27. Paris shows q per 10000. For
sne @hoic OF France the figures are
1ow S.5. against 81 up to 1854 (sdop-
iicp OF the Sognet law OF dlvorcc);
switzerland shows 209; Denmark, III:
Saxony. 1871 Tor the same figures as
Hassaclsusetfs,. The lowest figures in
Prussia are shown BY wessphalla. with
-; Hanover. 80; Meelklcnlnrs shows
81; Baden. 80; Hungary. 81.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
Blunt Truths.

1t was sad sight ON the day OF
our parade to see the hundreds of
intelligent looking young men who
might become honored aud useful
citizens marching away to bloody
battlefield. we wondered as they
passed by which ones, and how
many, would fill soldiers grave.
We thought of the tears of moth
ers. the sad memories, the ruin of
homes and the suffering and mis-
cry which awaited many of them.
Yet we saw women ON the streets
clapping their hands and chuck
ling in fiendish SORT of ecstacy,
as though the whole affair were n
country dog fight The animalism
and brutality OF the race is evi-
IDENTIFY not yet extinct.
A year or two ago the Denver
Red Book was suppressed because
the authorities claimed that it pdb-
lished advertisements which were
injurious to public morals. The
'-Red Book" contained identically
the same class md character of
advertisements as some of those
published in the Personal columns
of the great Denver dailics. But
the News has not been suppressed.
1t makes all the difference in the
world who it is that violates law
or otherwise errs. Ali brazen-
faced old hag has to do in order to
get along in Denver is to rent u
room somewhere, purchase Ealf a
dozen towels nnd a bar of soap
and advertise her hidcous calling
in the dailies.
Don't send your pennies to In
dia. The Hottentot can get along
for awhile without your contribu-
tions. For long centuries .he
..heathen Chinee" lived without
our aid. We need missionaries
and money and tornadoes of pray
ers and rivers of tears TO ciyilize
and save the heathens in darkest
America. Turn your gospel ma
chimes loose OH "Denver's Gates
of He'll" Batter down tnc stone
wills of Capitol Hill and see Satan
and his imps scamper. Go into
the big department stores and OF
fees, where physical serfdom
cringes and moral ruin crouches
and weeps. and rescue The perish
ing. Lift the mask from soms of
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
where woman nelsn, supreme.

Among the color;al Possessions or
dependencies Of Holland. there is
remarkable little state. which, IA Its
constitution. and the customs OF It's IN
habitants. surpasses the boiGesl flights
OF the adyocate3 Of 'womens rights"
In the island of Java. between the eli
of Batayia and Samarang, IS the king
ION CT Pantam. which. although tribu-
AIRY to Holland Is In other respects an
independent state. politically without
Importance. yet happy. rich. and since
time immemorial governed and defend
ca by women Tho sovereign IA indeed
man. but all the rest CT the govern
ment belong to the fair sex. The king
is entirely dependent rpon his STATE
council. composed Of three women. Tie
highest authorities. all state officers.
court functicnaries. military command
ers, and soldiers are. without exception,
of the female SEX The men are agri-
cu'turisis and merchants. The kings
body guard is formed Of female ANA
zors. who ride In the masculine style.
The throne is Inherited by the eldest
son. and In case the king dies without
issue, hundred Amazoas assemble,
sad choose successor from among
their own cons; the chosen one being
ihen proclaimed lawful king.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
oHGNoweTl4.
"A. B. c.

Surveyor Taggart was kept busy
last week; he was assisted in his
work by Frank Wicks and deputy
sheriff Putnam.
Mrs. Williams and daughter, of
Denver, are expected in Ebert.
They will enjoy themselves at the
Savage ranch for some iimc 10 como.
Haley and Tagsar played all
kinds of ball for Elizabeth on the
Fourth. 1t was owing to their ef-
forts that such large score was
made.
The crops are looking fine now
and if the hail does not get in its
work we viii all grow fat and sauay
in the near future Oh those famous
roasting ears grown in this locality.
Well Well We had a hot
old tins ntihe German picnic on.
the Fourth. Several large juicy
kegs OF the amber fluid in The af-
ternoon AMI a hot foos dance ut
the Bijou hall in The evening was
the program Of the day.
1t is queer what the Imagination
will do for one. a small shed be-
longing to the Shady Side ranch.
in which among other things was
stored quantity of popcorn, was
burned down last week and natu-
rally the cora was popped. An old
horse saw the white corr and think
ing it was snow laid down in id
and frozc to death.
The heat is bringing the bed
bugs and for size we have some
ont here which beat all records; /
was awakened last night by quar-
tet Of nice big cnes singing -Rcst
in Pence" very much out Of tune.
when / politely informed them
TINT they had the wrong key; they
squelched nc by replying that
they lad tic right room.
BAT MCCARTHY
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
A s,.as,,, o,rnu.,,..

There ia a celebrated COOK IN Lo--
don about whrm II Ia said that h.
makes an income CT over ten th, u-as,f
iollnrs year He IL attached TO n,
house. but In his own roagaarr
sets out tcwnrd evening f,r the
house Il come rich man VII,
Ia going to give a. diarsr,
nt which every dish must bc above
criticism. Here he u'ights. aud, MAJ
Ing for the kitchen. goes through tai
process Of tasting all tho soups. sat,css
and made dishcs- advising when h'a
rniaie surgesla little more salt hero.
pinch OF herbs there. dash Of sugar
Ia this cntrce, suspicion OF onion n
that salmis, etc, This done. he DO l<c :
his fee uf twenty-five dollars and dr.,ef
on TO tho next dinner-givins patron
who has bidden him to his feast n
this strange fashion. His nightly rs.
comprises many houses niI throagh the
London season.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
nuurlna N orFlcr Houas.
r''s sissJ rsinz natrs in tho Dcpars-
nsspt. riny Ycar< Age

t'Nfft* t'HtI 1t&IH AEH<
Tie rniss rce@idias the hours Of
wurk ef the government tEap.oycs ia
tir DEF rs;ircAts." says oae VINO form
eriy scrved lis country In lhc capacity
g q elcrk. . -cosdias to The Washin :
ton EE'r. "erc quite differ Mt f.rm
iiifso Il scrnc haf centu ago.
Nh@, would ycu thfEis Il wee 10 ted
you i.iat urder tho old regime | have
knovi, tcrks 10 take their fowisnI
Pieces 20 ltelr oinses and a;er pcris-
ing the old i,sei' 4 .encer, or ssmc o'her
IaEcr. a1cnrsain.n@ the shgw for work
coming 10 their &c k8 nad s~1k n
over TO the pint. near urers tina
monument IS now. o. soi;h OF tho prt-~
idcnt's mans!on. and shooting a few
birds. ! have knowa c.efka 10 80 tnn-
ming in Office hours. Lut usually those
who thus acted werc fine fh3is aud
suecsa. ia In bringing siowa ths b I'd l.
Poor spofisuscn seldom took this psiyi-
iege. but It was ruicss God al una
that eli that was necessary Was ihst
the work should be kert up. ] have o
many occasions a'roiicd hlonE the ay,-
nue. or worked sLcut my homs frr
hours when my office work was wsu
up and nothing YVES eatd. The Q etr
evrn messengers who oecasi. n ~ 10 <
French leave.
'on ono occasion ono Of this cia
Joined In rrcesssion and the follow u +;
day he apoioslzed to his eh e., re'snr<-
ing; I waited TO ask rermlssion tof n .
sentIng myself yesterday. but you hni
not arrived when my company was
about to form, SO | took lease and no
come 10 nais for - That vas il1h'.'
snid the chief. ALWAYS take a toii iay
when you want to. unless yol So
rush OF buhlness coming. and uvil
be aure 70 have II. Only ash Tor III,
leave afterward 10 make It ali rtrh
Dut do not be oxtrnyaEant. Spend your
leaves for Gome good purpose Thts
was when the entire sorce In the ex-
rcuiive DEPARTMENT. was nat no IL x.
as some Of the present burrair. vh-n
the business Of the government was a
mere fraction OF the present cul,.u.
There was no need then OF iro1cia1
rules and go long as you KEEP, your
work up there was no complaint
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
pld tor Iiaehelor..

The south is place whore blvac;,
OF promise suit is practically ,iuAAcw..,
whore women are not husband huns
ers. and where divorce is infrcquoni.
There rs 70 such thing in the sousi.
ns waiting for rich man TO do and
then springins sensational commcn-
law marriages. nor has there been rars-
ly ever claim made by Jekyil and
Hyda women for rich mems estates.
Como south and flee from designing
womanhood; come where there is no
need for bachelor or ponmarrIag1
Clubs. and fall willing and easy vic
tim, as you inevitably Will. to Cod's
best handIwork. a true southern wo.n-
nn.-Athcns fGa-) Banner.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
Elizabeth's Celebration.

The people who visited Eliza
beth on the Fourth were not dis
appointed They had a hot old
time, as was anticipated from ads.
There was everything from a brass
band to shell game run by n
young man in one corner of the
picnic grounds. Photo. galleries,
shooting galleries, ''hit the baby
and get n cigar in fact everything,
with which to lure tho festive
nickel from the unsophisticatcd
Reuben. The ball game which
was played in the morning was
virtually a slaughter, as Parker
never saw the home plate until the
last inning, and then only ON an
error by Elizabslh's second base-
man; the error, by tha way. was
excasable- as the grounds were
covered by a lcautifrl growth OF
alfalfa about six inches long.
The features of the gsme were
the battery work of Lon and Gee.
Maloney and the batting aud field
ing of Haley. Tnggart also played
good game, making several nice
hits. The last few innings were a
burlesquc on The national game as
Elizabeth merely fooled with the
other fellows.
Score, Elizabeth 80.
Parkcrl
The game was enlivened by the
coaching of Mnlouey who, as a
commediap, is second only to Arlin
Latham. and is worth so n min
ute tfi any team.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
UNION VALLEY.

Reeeirrd TOO 'a'- 10, issf ,esct's issse.
Thomas ricketts, has returned
from Denver.
ii. Vote made business trip to
Denver last week.
Edgar Duffey will be home from
Danyer to spend the Fourth.
Miss Emma Jackson has re-
turned TO Denver after a two weeks
visit at Union Valley
Mrs. G. B. Hollcms reports Il
pleasant time while in Denver IN
company with Mrs. Vote.
Everything is moving along in
this vicinity as usual; plowjng corn
seems to be the. order Of tho day.
Il. r. Harper's trade seems to
be increasing; he recently bought
from farmers in Que day 100 lbs.
of butter.
VIM. Dulfey, the road overseer,
is causing the roads to be worked
along the township line lending to
Union Valley and vicinity.
Fred Duifey thinks an ice hoasc
would be very nppropriata tor This
kind of weather; the only draw
back that we see is it wouldn't last
long enough.
Union Valley can now boast OF
as good blacksmith shop as there
is in the county, the building be-
ing about 1886. Mr.. smarch
seems to be getting all the work
he can do.
A lively interest is being mani
tested in the Union Valley Sunday
school, there being an average at
tendance OF about forty. There
are services every Sabbath eve by
Bros. Harper and Gilkey alter
nate!y.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
Tho Manufacture Of reanut on.

Sixty thousand dollars capital stock
10 going Into n plant IN Virginia to
masufac.ure pcanu, oil II Ia estl-
mated that II Will work up about fvc
tons Of peanuts per day. This viii be
converted Into oil. flonr and meai
The oil IS sent to Europa and used in
the manufacture CT scnpa. In Germcny
the -four and meal have decided
standing as nutrient at smnll cost,
sad In various pa-ta OF Europe both
flour nnd meal are used In large guam
titles in the nnnufnctule cf bread. bis
cults and cake.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
AIispice.

With very few exceptions. the
Spanish arms have proven armless.
Cervera gave a grand blowout
on board his ships in honor of the
4th of July.
Spain has absorbed a great deal
OF French blood. Her 'Gaul'' is
very noticeable.
Doesn't it look just little as il
Alfonso has bitten off more than
he can .schaw?"
Judging by The ease with which
Spanish forts are demolished. they
must be mir castles
Il
When Spain went into this war
she forgot that anyone caught
bluffing loses their ships
1t Is said that one of the main
points in the Spanish navy drill is
the scuttling and sinking of ships.
1t was quite a relief, during the
heat of war, TO hear of the coolness
existing between Blanco and Ger.
vera.
Cabinet makers should be in
demand in Spain, as the govern
ment needs new cabinet every
week.
Shafter weighs 300 pounds; when
he falls on Linares the latter will
find he has IAN elephant on his
hands"
The Spaniards nrs great day
drcamers; in their last nightmare
they thought they had sunk the
Brooklyn.
Germany's professions of friend
ship for Uncle Sam would have n
much heartier ring if her warships
were at home instead of in the
Philippines.
The Spanish ministry no more
than has time TO pour oil on the
troubled political waters before
Don Carlos or Wcyler touch a
a match to it and Its all Off. .
In the beginning of this war a
Spanish official said he wished ev-
cry Spanish ship was at the bottom
of the sea. Given time, Sampson,
Dewey and Schlcy will crafty his
whim.
SOLOMON WIsEAcRE,
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
rrm. rrra.nrr n,ri. w,aax.

Lots OF the treasury girls ut wash
lngton are widows. Hundreds OF them
are old maids. and several thousand
are sweet. marriugeable girls. with
pretty faces. good hearts. and high
grade OF culture and education. Many
Of thcm have had governors and gon-
erals for fathers, not a few arc the
widows OF noted soldiers and states
men. and all arc far above the average
OFF their sex the United States over.
Many have travelled widely.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
Ths rpcra.s,o cx.r.

The car Of Russia Is a worry cner-
getic monarch. for he goes cut every
morning directly It gets light. and runs
q verst--nbcut thrce-hfthB OF an Elx-
lish mile-in order 10 keep him
fclf In good foim. lie carrie,
his watch In his hand al III,
time. In order To see that the e
il no falling on in the matter OF speed
day after day. Like HIS Danish reia-
tivcs. the czar is very keen cyclist.
and he might almost make hts living
AS trick rider II the NihiIIsts by any
chance drove him cut OF his cmpi,c.
lie is fond OF shooting while on ths
wheel. and cnn brirg down bird wh n
going nt coed speed.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
IlI. arn.t An,l,lt,an.

Mrs. wederly--.l don't know vha. n
the wor.d &c are going TO do wi. h roiu-
my, He's getting to lie lust awfui.-
Mr. wederly Why. what's ne ieea
doingy Mrs Wsdcr.y-"IIe puts his
little sister mp TO doing all manner OF
things aud then comes 10 mo With a
lcng story aho.t H. Mr.. We'd riy---
"oh. guess Tommy's Eli right. He's
probably fitting b mself for place On
The reporiorial staff Of a New York
cniiy newspaper. -chieaso News.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
sIs.- An s.,a ye-.

A highly respected lady Of Episecpn-
Ian tendencies who lives In San Fran
cisco was informed by her cook that
see proposed to get married- Il hope.
siasy, you have given the matter se-
rious confederation eOh. have.
e.a'asn." ras the earnest reply. 1--WE
been 70 two fosiuae teiicrs ana a clair-
yoyant. and looked IN sign book, amt
dreamed on lock 'of his hair. and had
tfen 70 one OF thoze asterologers and
TO = neejum. and they ali tell me o
70 ahead. ma'arn amt one 70 mar
~ rasilsse Ike .ls'an.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
Silver Club Meeting.

On account of the henyy rain
which fell Saturday, July 2, no
meeting of the club occurred Mt
Elbert as was advertised. The
time for the club 10 meet was post
poned two weeks and will occur
on Saturday, July 16, Mt p. m. nt
Elbert. The next meeting there
after will occur at the town hall,
Elizabeth, July 30, at | p. m.
s. l.. griffin, Sec.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07

Ebert could have been bonn
burded all day Monday without
hurting even its reputation. It is
said that two crackers were cxplod
ed within hearing Of town, but OF
this we are not sure. There were
five people and a dog here 10 spend
the day. 1t would have been a
good time to give the degree Of
solitude and meditation.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
4 WARRIOR or w..rr,,..,

There is SIN living n Germany q
warrior OF Waterloo. He Is Augs..t
Schmidt, lives in woIgnst. Pomeranin-
aud completed recently his 1854 year
Iie Is In very fair piafe OF health.
lie fought under i'li7chcr not only al
waterloo, but also at the battle OF
Leipzig. lie Is the last survivor q
the Prusssaii War Of Liberation against
Napoleon. or recent years the smpe-.
ror has regularly sent him ereefIns
and Dfcsent on bis birthday.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
AnoinTIno WITH OIL.
Ancient Use OF rngasnir for supp:eness,
heAuiy and Ile.Ilh.

heaufy and ffrsitb.
From the San l-.ancisco Argonant.
II was the custom a:ncug t.,e athletes
md the gladiators Of old 10 n,.oint tho
body with oils. Aud as the olive grew
upon the sunny Etruscan hills and on
the slopes Of greater and lesser Greece.
as 1t does today. II is probable That ;he
luxurious idiers In the baths Of Cara
Gala used for aBoiEtlng their bodies
o!iye oil lincturod with oriental per-
fumes Ms for the Roman athletes.
they were In the habit OF usirg tho
freshly expressed oil Of the olive TO
give agility aud snppienoss to their
limbs. Scsne OF the greatest beauties
OF whom history babb.es have also
been prone to the use OF oil. Nine.
Eccamler was In the habit OF pGrtak-
ing freely OF olive oil With her food
and used It also after the bath. Her
beautiful skin and clear complexion
were doubtless due to this rather than
to powders or paints dabbed upon her
With 4 brush or powder pulf. as mod
eTn patent medicine venders would
hav. many women believe. Tradition
says that both Cleopatra and zenobia
partco.I freely OF olive OIL and used oils
as iEunctlors after the bath. In the
countries where the olive fourlshes.
such as Italy. medical practitioners use
the oil very freely for host OF aift'
monta. Fever ratients are somctimoa
soothed In Italy by copious inunctlons
Of olive Gil. It is maintained in the
Lcvantine countries that the use OF oil
externally prevents rheumatism. gout
and other kindred nialadles which are
aggravated by external chills. and that
the internal use OF the oil removes tho
toxic condition OF the blood. which
leads to the generation OF these
maladies.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07

Married, Thursday, june 30,
at IL a. M. at the residence of
w. c. Whiting, Wallace Whiting,
Jr., and Miss Rachel Donaldson.
Rev. A. L. Gilkey pronounced the
words that made two hearts happy.
A large number of relatives and
friends were present. and the bride
and groom were the recipients of
many presents, both useful and
ornamental.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
Marshal s.y.. watch.

The Army museum In Paris hns jus;
acquired a watch formerly belonging
TO the hrayest Of the brave. Marshal
Ney. a history attaches TO this watch.
which was given TO Ney by Napoleon.
On the morning OF Arsteriiiz. 80 nays
the tradition. Napoleon asked Ncy the
time. by your watch" replied the
marshal. taxing Il ont Of his pocket, III
Ii the hour Of victory"
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
nreetlrg- % ,l,e or..t.

When great man passes n Chinese
dlsmounts and HIndoo prostrates
himself In the presence Of his superior.
A Japanese removes his scandais.
crosses his hands md cries: Spare
me" In Slam a man throws himself
on The ground and then waits TO zee
whethor be is to be raised up and wei
coined or kicked out OF the way A
south sea Islander greets friend hy
ringing jar Of water over bis head.
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
rlen far l,.er nn suu.l.,.

An extraordinary argument for Sun
day opening was quoted by one OF the
speakers rreentiy at Temperance con-
vention. lie related that at public
meeting once held IN Coventry. Eng
land. an orator urged that public
houses should be opened at neon on
Sunday, In order that Norl,lnsman
should have an opportunits Of discuss
Ing together the sermons they had
Beard " the morning
The western recorder., 1898-07-07
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"I.ook; isn't that magnificent tur-
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