The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-04-23
HERE AND THERE.

HERE AND THERE.
s IKE ro III sSt dramNts ssri bSnsls's CALI
Tho tramp OF feet DER a cheering street.
The sood-byes-then silent all!
,AtCuban sky.-a southern sea
Inc boom OF q foreign gpp--
ThGY1nlisic and moan, grapplc and sroan-
~ patriots sands are rum NJ
Amother's tears as tho troops como home
Elt tho nag no loved, iloats proud above
fN"4 sVo'"ed = '"S "'o''si p''" NV.
Ut IS natural that q young lawyer
Should make a mistake with his first
lcSse. and q youthful disciple of Black.
stpne is being leased about the out
,came OF his first experience as a pleader
az the tribunal OF Justice, though It Is a
question IL the laugh is not on, hts client
the most. The man was arrested for
jhbrse stealing, and the. young lawyer
after consultation with him, advised
HIN to plead guilty at the preliminary
NEARING before Squire Peterman. The
.nthn pleaded guilty, and was bound
oIerSfor his appearance at the next
term of court, a few, days afterward
another ina confessed to the crime.
And the man who pleaded guilty, and
tic man who advised him TO do SO,
s9rto' wondered where they were at.
IEMIv=tNeE#H.a.L. -. #.2atit .HnHHo HErt- 10
This is a dog story that halls from
the North End, and for once Officer
SBero figures not. A man tired OF his
.caninc, knocked 1t in the head, and in
TERED 1t in foot OF ground, along
tie river bank near the Top mill. That
was ono morning last week. and in the
afternoon the neishbors. hearing
means, whines and strange sounds,
whispered one with the other that a
baby had been buried alive. Their
suspicious grew as there came from the
tcmb, the doleful sounds. II was late in
tile day when Officers Coss and Traut-
vein were summoned. and as they dug
the earth away a crowd Of women, on
itip-toes, watched their efforts. A half
dead dog was disclosed. How he lived,
under ground for half a day Is surpris-
Ing, and how his were heard Is
more sos but the officers vouch for the
tale. They killed the dog the second
tine and buried him so that the neigh
btrs haven't been disturbed since.
It was a case of mistaken identity.
TIE fellow looked so much like him that
slle greeted him in the usual friendly
manner, while passing along Market
street. The girl was a we'll known So
chty blonde. But the fellow she thought
ID was, was some one else. He was sur
'prised at the strange girl speaking to
him, but none the less pleased, and lost
no time to, ascertain her name. nor
much longer In sending her n loving
message, In which he, stated his will
ilIhgness to continue the filtration. Els
nptc was accompanied by his card:
Charley Burns. Lightweight Boxer
fer it was none other than the Beau
yBtummeI. Stree she learned OF her
mistake she has worried herself sick:
and her friend, for whom she mistook
Burls, has offered 10 furnish her with
a:fleld glass 10 provide against future
breaks.
* guest OF the ,Stamm was indignant
to the top-no,ch last night. Coming in
fFom a trip west he had become i'll, SO
sent Deacon Joseph Klnsey, the colored
porter, 10 a drug store for some slippery
elm lozcnges. Joe" returned promptly,
handing the sick man the package. The
Traveller threw the lozenges into a tum.
bier OF water. and quaffed a deep
.draught. Not so very deep, either. for
me ncxtNinstant he was doubled up in
all kinds OF knots, and yelling murder
IA three languages. Joe" fed at the
'fi;st>alarm: a guilty conscience. was his
pursuer. He had. by mistake, gotten
The man peppermint lozcnses. Instead
q slippery elm.
Druggist Schncpf tells a joke on. him
sslf. which. came TO pass this week.
Two young ladies begged permission to
Asube Ills phone. They were strangers,
but he graclously assented. Iemarling
.fhatsthey might be turned down, as for
the past few days the ''centralS" had
been very grabbed and refused use OF
the 'phereSto non-subscribers. The
young ladies' happened TO be "centrals,"
so thereby hangs the romance.
There is one man who speaks not al
ways lovingly of the telephone. He lives
$ont$th pike, and one cold night this
wlnter-or rather n cold morning
about . o'clock-he was called out OF q
warm bed 10 answe: the telephone
ring. lie Is n sedate old gentleman. and
Lhe grew wen more sedate after tramp
ling across the cold floor 10 answer the
query: who won the fight, A1aher or
ofponnel?"
The Intcll!genccr's three tens" rang
from the capitol bell Thursday after
noon. the signal of war with Spain. LIS
teplng citizens then awaited the Regis
kter's S''threc jacks" U%ndauntcd,' tho
Market street scribes began TO haul
stheanlmals out OF the editorial sane
Etim&SOne of them baked, another
Sbfayed, the third waggcd his ears. And
Etheithree Jacks" failed to respond.
EgfGe~3 ~
49, Well. They Ought 10.
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