The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1898-07-08
Bac achn,an Ci Rpcl u, Il Union Academy CHIPS

Health somewhat improved.
Last weeks hot. dry sunshine made
big "fall or ON the crops.
Vegetables have been almost thing
Of the past
We are glad that you told us about
last Monday being saleday, Mr.. Editor.
We had fairly lost sight Of the time.
Miss Cvrric Wilson and Miss Dotia
EpIs spent last Sunday in the Excel
siOr community.
Mr. and Mrs f.. =. Fcllrrs visited
Mr.. j. a. G. Kiblcr and family last
Sunday.
Mr.. Il II. hiblrr lost his pOckct-book
last "Wednesday containing Il little over
- in silver. The finder will be libcr-
ally rewarded by returning the same to
Mr.. Kihlcr.
During the absence OF Editor Aull
The Herald and News will be well
cared for under the management OF
Mr.. Jno w. lIarhurdt. Mr.. Earhardt
and knows just exactly what to do with
| II batch Of news when he gets IT,
Thank you, Bro. Clodhoppcr, for an
| expression of willingness to help out
with the picnic. Whenever we get II
| hearing from The rest of the c0rrrSp0n-
dents We will call IL meeting Of the
| whole staff to arrange programme
! and select the place to meet.
The Sunday-school at Fork Academy,
near the old Lang Run residence, will
| observe Childrcn's Day on Saturday,
the 10Th inst The regular programme
has not yet been made out, but we are
| requested to say that the singing will
be conducted by Professor Walter i
Counts.
Look here. Kay, we want you to come
| out To Taylor * likard's harbrcnc on
the 10Th inst. 1t is not far ust one
mile below the church. We will not
only guarantee" y"" " good dinner, hnt
We intend to have nnr candidates p cs-
cnt. anrl We would just like To show you
some Of the shining lights OF New berry
County, Come friends, ladies ANA = L.
t!rnirn, it will just be II treat to s"c old
Iiay and Chips get together.
Well, Kay, it's an old maxim "that
II drowning man will grab at Il straw y
Nnn think that yon have found Il little
glory again about those seven wonders,
and am proud to see that you have be-
come 50 delighted over the matter. 1t
has Infused new life in you, and you
have been writing better ever since.
but am sorry To inform you. old bud,
iL's not near SO good lis you thought it
WAS. lOn are always wh0nping and
hnrping around about one thing and
another Now | intend to show to
mcsmIriZcd until you don't know what
yoI do want. have given you just
exactly what you asked me for. or i'm
other words have preached directly
me. Now since you see that have got
next to your rabbit, you come along
wanting the seven wonders in another
way quite different to what you asked
for. Hero are your own words, old
bud, which you can fluid in the last
paragraph OF your letter OF May eth:
"l.ook here, Chips, now stick to your
proposition and don't go and beg the
UucslSon by saying You can show me !
wonders in the Bible. You said the /
wonders OF the world. Now stick to
your text and don't go or ON Il play on
words. am on to your little game.
Scc?"
Now come out like man, old bud
aud thank old man Chips for his info, :
nation, and acknowledge to the public
that he has given YOU what YOU asked
for. Don't he going OF on display Of
words any more trying ogrt the minds
OF the public confused i'm order to make
them believe that you are Il big "ikc."
There it Is in your own fist that Won
told me to show You the ! wonders of
tho world and not the wonders in the
liiblc, and if haven't done this am
willing to give mp my hand. But it is
gratifying to me to feel that ! have
b'cn ail Instrument IN uDlnr some
good. The public can readily sec tha,
| have got the old fellow to read IL little
in the Acts Of the Apostles. But say
Kay, while we acknowledges that old
ST. Paul was one Of the greatest inspired
writers, yctyon must remember that hc
didn't know everything that is oon
tanned in the Bible. There arc G6 diff
fcrcnt hnols-.:'D in the Old Testament
and - in the New Testament. So YOU
must commence at Genesis and read tC
Revelations before you become so con.
iirmcd in your opinions. We thank
You, old bud, for all this kind of ilattcry
ahon: us running for IN Office. We are
up to your tricks. You will have to sci
IL bigger trap than u mouse trap to
catch old Chips. know that YOU
would like very much to have old
Chips hands tied SO You could bother
him to your own hearts content, hut
whenever yon get them tied you may
1Nn 1,,., Al L.