The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-01-26
All Sorts Or Paragrapln.

write with both hands.
The only thing that beats good
wife is bad husband
High words are often used to cx-
press low languaec
one Minute cough currcurcs pnirk
Is. That's what y"i want! EYnn~ PLar-
unry.
y school whrrc LIn,lins IS taught
is til" latest novelty in rari~.
i ton Of oil has been obtained
from the tpnpuc q! single whale
Whom mau begins u discus,
matrimouy with widow the result is
usually a sir.
The Detroit man who is sued for
;;29.o for breach Of promise evidently
proposed on barg.in day.
She why is il called the sii-
yer moon? = lie l;ccau,cit come,
in halves and quarters, ! suppose
'i'hc Chinese dress in White at
funerals and in black AT weddings, and
old women always serve as brides
maids.
A Topclo clergyman says he
makes more by pcrforHling marriage
ceremonies, than he doro hy preach
ing.
,irs NJ. Il. For,.. liudl"li =. H., rnf-
I"rod FIR eight years from .iS-prI-i. ard
chronic constipation and was finally cur
Cd bY using nrWit.'e Littiu Early iiiar,s,
til" iain,iiA iittlr uill1 tnr AL stomach and
liver trnui'lo-. Evans Pharmacy.
'rIrrc are u,w in the l'nitcd
STATE, l:I; 600 minister's Of all donnm-
nations, that is, about one for every
400 Of the popula;ion
She They tell NE, Professor.
that you have mastered all he modern
tongues. IIc "All bn! Two my
wife and her mother :.
An c'i,or whn married Mis-.
Church says he has cnioycd mere hap
pincss since joining thc chnrch tlan
he eyer did in his life before.
Canada import, from the United
States increased $1,000 900 last ycar,
and her imports from England dccrca,
cd $500 900
- Some Of the best lessons sc ever
learn We learn from omr mistake, and
failures. The error Of the past is the
wisdom and success Of the future.
l'cforc 1886 the average number
Of labor strikes Of all kinds in this
country was about 800 u year Since
that date The average has been $40.
Miss a llie Hughes, Norfolk. Va,
was frightfully burned nn tho f...e and
neck. Pain waa instantly relieved hy
DeWitra Witch IIazol Salve which heal
sd tho injury without lowing IL scHr 1t
il tho famous pilo remedy. Evans Phar-
macy.
- From the United States Germany
has taken l2,000,O0O bushels of corn
in the past eight months, or moro than
leo per cent increase over the same
time last year the United Kingdom
took 24,GG9 0UG bushels, and France
1000 900 bushels. 1t is said that the
Rhine millcrs are experts ut mixing
corn meal with wheat flour, and have
made good thing, 40 there il Il differ
cucu OF SO cents in the price of the
two grains.
: One of the Rev DR.. n. l.. Stones
dcacons was much concerned in his
mind over the fact that his beloved
pastor liked good cigar, and hc went
to reason together with him on the
subject Don't you think. Doctor
Stone, said the deacon, "that there
is such thing as man smoking too
much 2 Yes, indeed, Dr. Stone
thought there was well, don you
think there is such thing as min
lister Of the gospel smoking too mucl?'
The doctor certainly did. ''Wcll,
what would you call too much -
And the doctor assured the deacon
that he would certainly call it smoking
too much If any man, no matter who.
should smoke two cigars ut once.
:. singular ease Of human shrink
aye i, rc""~.cd from the Soldiers
Home Il 'anduSky, Ohio. Peter
Eo"!,y, WHO was admitted 10 the iiomc
about four years ago, was, when he
enlisted in the Fourth Indiana lnfan-
try in lSCl, five feet and two inchc,
tall and straight rs an arrow. Ills
perpcndiculality has been in no wise
affected since that time. ,.nt to. day he
stands exactly four feet and four inch
cs in his stocking feet, having. with