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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22
ACCORDING ro run STARS.


There II. according 60 the Chicago
Chronicle, a quaint Old hcrml, In that
city. named Mcintyre. who lives In a
room where he has surrounded himself
with caballHtlc books and mysterious
charts. he II q student ~ the stars.
az ar,rologcr 81 the old school which
counted among l,s disciples Lord nacon.
Flnmalcad. rycho lirhhe and others.
Astrplogy h. 81 course, no longer re-
gardvl 40 q science ANA lis dcyoicrn
cannot command the attention once
given To their wtcrancea. The prog
nustlcatinns ~ the Chicago wise man.
nevertheless, have some intcfrst-lhe
Interest that attaches TO that which II
mysterious, Il no other.
The Chicago artroiogrr thinks he can
read In the stnu N impending great.
events. According Go him the rcatorB-
tlon ~ the ancient covenant people
through the inlcrpositlun Of the great
prince, Michael, spoken NJ by the
Prophet Daniel. viii be accomplished at
tho close of the year 1901. The planets,
he explains, with the exception OF tho
earth, Neptune and Venus, viii be
posted In ChprlcurnuH and will form u
longitudinal line with the earth In can
Ger on the 25th ~ December that
ycat and this II the day ~ the great
battle of the Lord God Almighty, This,
h. says. was the position Of the planets
at the time OF the Hood, but Noah
warned the people In time. ON that day
the earth win be- pulled Tar uut of lts
orbit and ihe hot breath 0f tho solar
Influx will consume both men and
ihlngs.
lie adds that on November %. 1889
a great comet Will cut the path ~ 10,
earth In Taurus ana that tho oarbono
gns generated Will Hn poison the uimos-
/ phcrc aH 10 destroy life by the tens uf
thousands. Then h. continues;
IL win pay the people % aIt up an
I night and see the most awful spectacle
/ of shooting stars the world has ever
/ witnessed. Tho sun d. 90 receive the
/ impact ~ this comet, ana tho heat thus
caused viii be- no enormously Increased
as gu destroy ne
Professor Mcintyre believes that the
earth VIII not regain IL equilibrium un-
~ the year 1915 ana then radical
changes Will have taken place In mum
dane affairs. Existing governments
win be oyerhrowu AMI romodalcd after
the Swiss government. our own Consli.
luton VIII be changed and brought
10 conform more To tho Mosaic code:
but there Is 20 be- first baptism Of
blood. There Is 10 be war and through
the thunder and smoke Of shot aud
shell the United States VIII emerge
more glorious than ever,
Al ghis the Chicago nstrologer secs
In the stars, As previously remarked.
he will not be taken seriously. but there
Is this about his predictions. shat he
seems 10 base them On astronomical cal
culailons that may easily be- Terrified
By scientists. II should be- easy 10 ascer.
tain whether for Instance IL n fact
that the planets al the date given viii
occupy position they have not had
since tho Mood, ana also whether this In
all probability win disturb the eaul-
lihrium OF our globe 1 should be- equal
iy simple 10 test the prediction regard
ing the prospective interview with a
comet ON November 10, 1889, u The
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SURGERY AND APPENDICITIS.

Aimos, everybody in ,hs para " ,he
county has q special inerz, In the
human allmem known 49, Appendicitis:
iof who can tcil, when an Inflammation
IN she inteslu.n ivgon comes ON from
onf or more " the many causes always
NJ haul 90 produce 10. ihit tho doctors
promH conclusion Will NOT be: "Apppn.
dicltlsi the pailrui must $50 % she hos
p.inl as unee-ihe earlier an operation IL
performed, the better" or sono.hlng 20
ha; cfcctG Then she patient shivrr,
~, the prnsreci uf chlrIfofm and tht
knife; friends aui relatives tr.mbe az
tn ,hlughg uf carving ,he human body
--c' ncc0uary sn the pruiungatlon ~
life in many cnsfs. and the nnanrlai
drpawmcui N ihe household turns pale
~ .he vision NJ fees and expense. por-
foNe heavy but not rSorbl.hnt cons.d-
'r.ug ihc skEl ana labor 'Xppuded. Ana
IN ,he face uf aU this. the public look
eagerly Tor some other vmrdy than the
slig,1n's knit fos the lls % che
Nrun.fprn appendix.
L. is fhH fluillHu thl. Ttucis more
inan usual apien,lon 30 amy declaration
by r,puahle physicians aud surg,on,
aha. cui.us it NOT yhe only or forcmos,
cute Tor apponliait. Anush,r such
declaration comes now frim Or r. A.
hu1.9n.pr1fessor of disease, of ,hc MIND
and n0r,ous system az az C1ncgt o..
fhyslcmns and Surg lns. Chicago. The
doctor contributes an article 20 thu
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22
HEBREWS ~ CHINA.

\ writer In the London nevlew tells
~ u colony ~ Jews In china, which
must have lived there Tor many con.
turtles, and the presence N which ON
China soil has not So; been salts.
fac.orily explained. Early In shc seven
eecnth century, 80 ths stpry froes. an
italian missionary at pskln had can
from u stranger H. wore the gorgeous
Chinese dress, but there was something
In hIs couuieuano, distinguishing him
frum che Chinese people. HIS name wa
NgaL NJ had heard ~ tho arrival VI
some Foreigners. h. said. who had wnr.
SHIPPED one Lord n heaven and earth.
and boz had com' 60 make thelr uc-
quainiance. n soon was discovered
thtt The yialtor was ~ Hebrew origin.
ana that In his naiivc city thcrr were
other families ~ his brethren. They
had synagogue aud a roll N the law
four or i've hundred years old.
According % the description. she syna-
glgur occupied space between 800 and
100 fe.g In length by about 10 In
nroldyh. and was divided Into four
ouurs. u had borrowed some d,corA.
live splenlnr from CHINA. The lnscrip-
lion In Hebrew, Hear. oh, Israel, TIC
Lord our Gud DO uno God. blessed De-
the nam Of the glory ~ Ill kingdom
for over and ever" and ihe ton com-
nhumcuie. Wofs omh.az1ucd in guld.
Sikon curtains enclosed she "He,acp'
whkh cnahrincd the Npr,d books. ana
whites only the rabbi Nigh. sui,r dur
.ng she lime NJ prayer. ln ,hiH sinctu-
aY me oNlled children of she ancient
ra,r.1rchs hnd observed ,h, rites typl-
/ cal of the Messiah II who's, advent.
sunerngs ana dealh ln thr laui NJ their
/ r.h.rs th,y had perhaps not rvtn heard
until centuries aftur the Transportation OF
those epoch-makins events In human
history.
As II natural. much discussion IA,
BEEN INDUCED In about she origin Of
this Hebrew colony. The question Il
whether u h branch OF rho Ter
Tt.hss Or ~ The two; whether II cam,
20 shag distant country from Assyril
or u; the breaking up OF the Roman
Hons dos founders came from the west
and wor very numerous at one ,ime
A che Tal-Png rebellion the colon,
MAS dispersed ana ,he remnant az,
now living In distress and poyery.
Undoubtedly there are numbers Of IN,
Hebrew race scattered all over Asia
as Won as ON other continents. when
ever The gospel Of zlonism reache
chem /, win be embraced. we fancy
wl,h Joy The present opposition 10 tina
movement among the wealthy classe
ot people. enjoying the privileges O.
civilization and liberty u conscience. 4
insignificant compared TO the eager
ness wiki which It win In due time b,
embraced by others loss fortunatol!
situated. when the Spirit OF the Lorl
he sprl. Of prophecy, again Is heard il
The valley, there Will Doc u noise amonl
The scattered bones, ana those viii b.
joined together ana clothed wltl
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NOTICE.
LORENZO SNOW.
Truatgc-in-Trus,.

Advertisers IN the Daily or aaml-
Weekly "NcHs' whose contracts do mol,
expire untll after Dec. n. 1875. ani
subscribers who have paiI beyond shat
daee are notified shat arrangements
have beer made with Ia, new manage
mcn$ Of the "Newp" q cary out such
contracts tili their expiration. Any
o,hcr arrangements Tor advertisements
and subfcrlp,loHs after De-. ~, isss.
mus be made with the new M. mage.
msni. thr present clmplny's connection
with The paper ending on that date.
JOHN \. EVANS.
Hus.mrgs Manager.
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can rse,fl
proper m'h'o'' 'r''''' ', '.'.s ,y,r,.
one hunui.u -, y, .yn,ttsis or
'oms or thi' "'"''ns ,...,,,,.,y called
pet'yph'''-'. AZ y ' we, -, ,,ss Of 4,
hui nv - ~. a,y Iurr 81, cut.
W. Nn'N' ..., s,.,ti, lie saws
vt WIZ, A., IN. ,rs,,iiipr craze
Sha''' ''''"' -, -, h. h,i enough,
. - hot c,,,o whom he could no
,n' '''" -, rom u.inr che knife.
lyle, ,,s ,,N..oy,r,d An "A simple
s'' ~ '1...',. which ,-,iisi ln
''''. .. ' -
~, '' ,',...aa-,e. Diff, ,r,s.r,,r, f5r an
~ ,''t. 81. sr,, c,is,r.l.anI.sodn
'. -" ,,r,ion,p.sd bv not appli-
80. =, ~ eoii,v,d h, p saline Il
-. a., .i,y,s Tben he goes on
~ a...n. ,urb,r NJ cases. aapar-
49, ~ a., ,v,,ema character. where
,.,. ,,rei,d wiki unvarylnR
80. Among others, he mem.
,I,,. case In which he
~. ,.,,-t,.,.i vi,h pr. ". c. Bedidrl.
49,. 81, cal, lake cay. In all cases
n. t,il.v.d ,ho method u cleansing the
t.,..i. 49, ,s.silp.s By purra:iye
49,. ~ ,.ismei and blcarborato VI
s,t,-usu,lly two aud "a half gfulns q
,,,b y.v.r hsurly for sNs haurs or
,,.,r. nj. p.,dea-eone,lmcs followed
hy ,,lts aud usuaiiy by cuemas. In
ali r,s.s ,roauet. ha water applloa-
.i.,s ws-. n.rs,.,ed IN.
In supp,ri Of ME past'5n. Dr. Hut;on
r,fst, ~ eibrr p-ae,elorors II prJm.
ir,,ce ow,nr .bem pf. r. ]. Happrl.
vies prrsfdrr, Of she American Medical
ass,r.,ii,r and DR. NJ. O. Terry. sur.
IN. general % Che New York nasioral
rmri Tho iattsr usss ca,har,lcs o.
r,..or Of nr.i.sWesf oil followed by no,
w,.sr. Tor cleaning .he bowels. This
treatment H. followed by sr,mns C..
eiyecrre ara rwss. oil, naxseed p5ni.
lives riaksd In swe.. oli are kcpi on
.he add amcu. and the diet restricted to
light eiaiiy dlsesicd foods. To M
vent a return u the tr1ubie. after che
Original trcatmcrt. a tablespoonful ~
sweet 10 followed by a giass ~ hot
water l. prescribed before each meal
for several weeks. IN. uarpera cpm-
men. un Guiding far appendicitis l. rhit
thc specialists in abdominal surgery,
mon ,hnn in any other Inv. have h. n
booking m1rr g. making records tian
n the pathological condition " che
case. broueh. before chem; and shat
tol mluy patients have ben subjected
60 the c,'l argument ~ a sharn IoyIfe.
or course. it will be- slno time b,fSie
B,eisr. ,yr... .,,,.r p,.,. ~. ,t.,., ID,
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Tho Lcutgcrt case II likely to have q
parallel In Chlcago In the Rolllnger
murder mystery. but whether scientific
dissertations ON boiled bones IL to be- q
leading feature ~ the evidence 10 be-
iclegrnphcd over the country has not
been determined.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22

Constipation prevents the body from
rldilng luoll OF waste matter, Dc
Wits Little Early Risera viii remoye
the trouble and cure Sick Headache.
nllAouHncss, Inactive Liver ana clear
the Complexion, Small. sugar-coatei
don't grippe or cause nausea. T. y.
schramm, Prescription Druggist. Me.
Cornlck liullilug corner Maln 81. aud
First South,
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nan UArn,


on December st,h. 2sth. Goth and
agaiu ON December aist ana January
Ut ana 2nd the Rio Grnnde Western
Railway announces rate ~ one single
FIRE for the rIund trip between any two
stations IN lt1 lines, nli tickets limited
no January an The lilo urnndr West,
rrn operates the best local train scr.
vice III the state.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22

Illinois has ~ last got down TO the
fact. decided los,f since by the supreme
court 81 the t'ri.oi States. that the
marriage of uilcr-hcrn women 90 cl,I-
gems VI che United stRca clothes the
women with citizenship.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22

when YOU ask tor DE wl,rs witch
Hazel Saive don't accept counterfeit
or Imitation. There are more cases OF
Piles being cured by THIS, than AL
Others combined. II. s. sehrlmm. Pre-
scrlptIon Druggist. Mccormick Build
ing corner Main ~. and First South.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22

Late TO bed and early 10 rise. pre-
parca man for his homo In the skies
hut early 10 bed and a Little Early
Riser. the PHI that makes life longer
and better and wiser. y. =. Schramm.
Prescription Druggist. Mccormick
building. corner Main ~. and First
South.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22

We Import oil our Acoordlons. Harps
Vinllnf lows. Strings. etc. etc. direct
from Germany. that " why We can
give you prices that Elve our compc-
tltors that tired feeling"
YOUNG BROS. co.
% Main street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22

American locomotives on the great
Midland system In britain h a step to-
ward Anslo-saXon unity which Amcrl-
can locomotive builders viii duly APP
preciatc.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22

The ,ron Industry rrsns g, be com.
inE forward wish boom. rhe mo
mcDtum Is sure 90 bring other lndus-
tries In the same ar ilon.
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noliDay RATS


The RIO urande Western announce
round trip halt rate between any two
stations on 10 various lines ON Docrm.
h"r gam. .lth. 2ath, list mud January
Ut and End, all tickets good until Jan.
uary an.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22

Nsswlthslanlng the fact tina, she
country has Jusi emerged from a war.
thcre l. s,lll un lnaunicic. supply ~
properly equipped officers FOR the regu-
lar urmy
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W' as:,;::Y T.. ~;
O hoNlr GAch- sl,eei3Ty

statement Of fac,s mlde is found In
correct, there need be no concern
about the predictions.
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HOLIDAY EXCURSIONS
Va oregon shart line.

Half rates, prc. -. %. 20. also De-.
n, jan AMI ., limit Jan. . For par.
siculars call Ca oregun Short Lin
agruga.
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49, 10 CENTS pet p,un,l
At
WHITE MERCANTILE co.
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Before you buy your Chrlatmns
presents save money by examining our
elegant stock ~ SllyerWarc. Jewelry
% D. fInt snmlh.
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wanted.

IN the mex; three dnyF, O. exchange
Merchandise for 800 worth ot Tthlng.
NEW YORK CASH SToRB
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sIiiSwAY rIANu,.

Are the recognized standard Of the
world, Sole representative, u, o.
Calder a Sons. i5-i1 West First south
Street.
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I, hooks very much like white
Christmas.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-22

Kali ut tht
kolltg
Randy
Kitchen Tor your
kustmls
kaudipA
Khndka Nuggets. Fancy
kake Ornaments. Baskets. Boxes and
Musical Dolls. Npurs
KaulldN
KOLITZ RANDY KITCHEN.
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An Enemy
to the King.
Special Scenic Effects.
No .AnVANtE ~ rltlcEs' Admif.
sion 1ip 90 %.

Ncxt Attraction;
Monday. Dec. esth. Revival ~ "ChImrs
u Normandy iy tho SAT- Lake uprrt
60.
Popular prlcvs-eic, sic. d. aud &c.
Seats Friday,
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11cDrsrnIr wErKLy In magazine torn Is
Iul ishuu oyory saturday
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IIALV RATES


KOLIT2 RANDY KITCHEN
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The prsfnrr srsi-wErxiY Nrws e pub
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1898-11-07
Gi1bertIan Punishment.

Mr.. Filgate of the Bombay Jail depart
ment seems to have had in mind the mi
kado's motto of making the punishment
dt the crime when, in the absence of re-
munerative employment, he turned the
Deccan gang Upon the philanthropic work
of aiding impoverished cultivators by dig
ging new wells and cleaning old ones.
There is something grimly humorous in
the idea of employing conviots on philan-
thropio labor, and we can imagine the
feelings with which q seasoned old Deccan
daooit would prepare for cultivation the
land of the villagers whom in his freeboot-
Ing days he was wont to loot and torture.
Times of India.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1898-11-07
BOYLE'S PROTEGE.
How It Was He Secured a Place for
Robert Black at the Insane
ASYLUM

Dr. Wetmore's criticism Of Robert
Black, for whom Attorney General
Boyle secured a place in the Topeka
asylum, has brought out a little story
in connection of Mr.. BoyIe's struggle
for an education when he was a boy.
Mr.. Boyle was born in Canada, but
when he was quite small his parents
moved to Leadville, Col, where his
father afterwards died. Mrs. Boyle and
her children struggled with poverty, but
she got along by keeping bOarders while
Louis worked In the mines or at odd
Jobs. But the boy was ambitious to Sc
cured the janitorship of two of the city
school buildings, which enabled him to
earn $40 a month and go to school. At
that time Robert Black was a prosper
Gus citizen of Leadville and he be-
friended young Boyle. He found that
the boy had an ambition to go to COL
1ege and he helped him along with var
ious enterprises until he had a neat lit
tie sum laid by. Then young Boyle
went to Ann Arbor and lost sight of his
friend. He graduated from the law
school in 1890 and settled in Fort Scott
One day after he was elected attorney
general, a little old man. poverty strick-
en- and clothed in rags, hobbled into his
office on crutch. It was Robert Black.
Mr.. Boyle remembered how he had been
befriended in his boyhood days, and he
took occasion to pay back the bread
He clothed and fed him, and as soon as
opportunity offered secured him a po-
sition where he could earn his own liv-
ing That is how Robert Black a cits-
zen Of Colorado, became an employe in
the Topeka Insane asylum.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1898-11-07
BIG CROWD TURNS OUT.
The Leedy Rally at Burlington Has
500 Men on Horses.

Burlington, Kan, Nov. THE fu-
sionists closed their campaign in a
blaze Of glory at this place Saturday.
Governor Leedy, Webb NcNall and w.
T. Upton, secretary of the Populist
state committee, were met at the Katy
depot In the morning by Major A J.
Eastman and staff of the Leedy guards,
a drum corps, cornet band and a num-
Der of citizens in carriages By noon
large delegations from the various
townships had arrived.
After dinner 500 mounted Leedy
guards were formed for parade Gov
ernor Leedy and the other speakers led
the long procession, in which were two
cornet bands, two drum corps, floats
drawn by a traction engine and many
vehicles, through the crowded streets,
and received enthusiastic cheers. Fully
5000 people were in town.
After the parade Governor Leedy,
Webb McNan and H. B. F'leharty ad-
dressed the multitude.
AS soon as it was dark the Leedy
guards again fell in line, and, armed
with torches, paraded the streets. The
local committee had provided 800 torch
es, but they were not enough to supply
the demand. The Midland Opera House
was crowded, and IS manv more stood
upon the steps of the Forest City hO-
tel. Speeches were made at both pla-
ceS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1898-11-07

came home on the o'clock train. Rea-
son, Nebraska won. There was no joy In
Lawrence.
A great many Topeka people are broken
of their little 'after-naps' on Sunday
mornings by the newsbOys crying their
papers. The newsboys begin their noise
too early. There ought to be no yelling
and baWling before 7 o'clock.
The street sprinkler doesn't pay enough
attention to street crossings on East Sixth
avenue The ladies with thin-sOled shoes
complain that they cannot cross the
street without getting their feet wet, If
the sprinkler has recently passed
The decora lions which were put up in
the governors office in honor of Miss
Rose are still there. Major Shreve says
he has been intending to take them down
after election but If the other fellows win
he will leave them until the new admin
istration comes in.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1898-11-07
Easily ARRANGED.

She Ito legal admirerl-Now, always
like to hear both sides of question. Sup
posing that papa should will all his money
to my brothers and sisters and leave me
penniless, what should do?
He-Try and upset the will on the
grounds of insanity, undue influence and
anything else that might suggest itself.
She-I see; but supposing that he willed
it all to me and left them out in the cold2
He-Oh, then should ask you to mar
ry me at once.
She-But if the others tried to upset
that will?
He-I should be your lawyer, and the
money would still come to us.-Pick Me
Up.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1898-11-07
DRINKS BOILING WATER.
Railroad Man at bingham Deter
mined to Win Prize.

Atchison, Kan, Nov. Twill Doug
han drank a pint of scalding water at
bingham. Saturday afternoon, to win
a wager of 50 in a foot race. He was to
drink a pint of water and run 200 yards,
while his opponent was covering the
same distance.
The object was to get a joke on him
by heating the water so hot that he
would not be able to comply with his
part of the contract. But Doughan was
game and drank it. He then won the
race. But his throat and stomach were
burned so badly that st is feared he can
not recover. Doughan works on the
Missouri Pacific section.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1898-11-07
CAUSES OF WAR.
They Are So Absurd Sometimes, Ar
They NOtP

They Are So Absurd Sometimes, Are
They NOtG
''Did you know that the Virgins family
and the Wagons family are no longer on
speaking terms?'' said the woman who
had just run in for a few minutes to be
neighborly and seeiable.
"No," answered the hostess s'Whst
was it aboutS'
1.-THE same old foolish story. Their
children fell out and grew impertinent,
and then the parents took sides, and the
first thing any one knew there was gem
eral misunderstanding.
''How foolish 1 never could see why
people didn't have more intelligence than
to do such things. By the way, did you
go to the theater last week."
Eyes Isn't that new star, Gerald No
Stiggins, simply grandS'
81 can't say think very much Of Ger
aid MoStiggins.
'Not think much of Gerald McStigginsl
Well, am free to say that dom believe
I ever knew what acting was till 1 saw
him. His voice is so melodious and re-
fined and the way he walks is SO graceful
that dom It see how anybody that is Gull
tured could help admirinR him. "
perhaps he's to the liking of some peo-
pie" was the rather icy answer, "but I
never cared much for matinee actors who
had women standing on the curbstone to
see them come out after the show was
over
''I never did such a thing"
ooh, know you didn 't-at least I new
er heard of it-but you know great many
do, Did you observe the work of Mr..
Hamilton Fatz2 He is my ideal Of an
actor. He has so much repose. There is
never any suggestion Of self consciousness
in what he does, and he isn't always try
ing to impress you with his personal
beauty, either
"He's perfect clewnP'
"Can it be possible that you are refer
ring to Mr.. Hamilton Fatz in such Ian
guageP" inquired the hostess, who was
getting red in the face.
They were both standing in the middle
of the floor One held the parasol with a
grasp which Threatened to break it's ribs
and the other was nervously pulling lace
handkerchief into tatters. just then the
hostess husband entered.
"What's the matter2'' he exclaimed.
"You seem excited. -
''Oh, Mrs Bingle was just telling me
that the Wigginses and the Wagginses had
quarreled. !"
eyes. I'd heard of it, 1t was about
their children. Wasn't it foolishf"
And both women replied at once, ''Per-
fectly absurd Washington Star.