New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-05-31
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Glasgow Scotland In his Opening adoress lie Spo"o
OF the Christian Endeavor Society as an important
factor in the promotion OF a better understanding
between the two countries II contains millions or
Young Christians In every Engsh-speakng iahd
who are called by the same name. VINO are oou"u
together by the same vows, who employ the same
methods OF Christian service and VINO ma III '"eso
common methods and aims and purposes many
points OF contact and union. one with announcer
Undyng sympathies are awakened ana new ueS
OF religious fellowship and union, which are the
strongest OF all between man and man. are con-
stantly being forged. He predicted that "heh' III
the year 1900 great exodus OF ten thousand young
Americans should be made to the shores OF Great
Britain to attend the international Christian En-
deavor convention in London. this unwritten treaty
would be ratified and sealed and that the alliance
thus formed OF myriads OF young hearts on Dotn
sides Of the Atlantic would do much not only 70
hasten the overthrow OF the tyranny ana oppres-
sion of the dying nations" but to establish the
universal reign OF Jesus Christ In peace and right
eousness. DR.. Clark preached in the Cathedral OF
Glasgow at session OF the convention
Sufficient Reason -Mother-Chlldren you must De
very good now-your fathers hurt his mana ana
can't beat you.-(FlIegende Batter
"T-ho other day." say, THE Denver News" "a
Denver girl kissed n soldier goodby at the depot
with tho remark. God bless you; stand UP iCF
Colorado Between his sobs he replied / am
from Nebraska. but I'll try 70 stand up for oo'h
'1NrsipOn
Nebraska" Why didn't he tell her that he would
try to stand UP for all tho States and TERRITORIES
Thoughtful to tho Last.-"DIdn't your aoscondns
Yes; he left line in the cashbox transferring
to me his paid-up membership in Don't worry
club."-( Chicago Record.
woman OF Belfast. Me. last week pawned her
best bonnet in order to obtain money 10 pay '"e
license tax her pet dog.
Lady (engaging new cook)-Can you clean b'-
Cook-No. lady. but can give you the address
where have miSo cleaned,-(FliegeI 'e BATTER.
7. is the custom in Denmark not o-'y 20 send
city children to the country. but count children
10 the city Commenting on this. n writ in THE
Boston Transcript" says: The country children
Ia I'VE their taste Of n pleasure and benefit derived
from visits 10 the city, whore ne" and strange IN
terests appeal strongly 20 the wonder-lovng m!nd
OF the child 10 whom city sights and sounds ana
scenes are unfamiliar. The child OF tho rural as
tricts is as susceptible to the healthy influence OF
change as Is his city cousin. and well might Den
marks custom OF sending country children 10 the
city be adopted In the land where her country
week suggestions have grown and aourished WIN
each succeeding summer. city week might with
profit be established, which in days 70 come wouid
rival even her sister charity In popularity and sue
cess
Beware OF the century run" This Is the ad-
fact that among the National Guard who enlisted
from New-York state were many well KnoWn 81;
10 medical examination at camp more than dozen
~ the most expert riders were rejected because
York phv.ician attributes the sudden decline Of
weknown society young woman, wnom p ne mas
eru"n tr,,oss source 81 recreation but the
centiirv' rider makes II an instrument OF torture
and death.-(l.esle's Weekly
Her. is little silhouette OF camp life from THE
Sioux CITY Journal
when Lieutenant Mahoney came 10 Sioux CITY
10 recruit men he was intrusted with number or
errands for tho members OF Companies II and L.
He ,ottcd them all down on n piece OF paper. and
yer.rred 70 them when he came 10 Sioux city. This
niece OF paper will give an idea OF what tho men
wanted in Sioux city and OF the things Lieu
tenan, Mahoney had 70 DO II reads az follows:
Get three 3s-calibre Colts's. for officers"
Get ruler and some black lead-penciis
Kiss Harry Hamiltons girl"
Have tina, order OF roses countermanded for
cigars
Take Claypoole's new vest. and get his old one
out OF his closet"
Get Ed Browns manual for army cooking his
sword knot and his French dictionary
''Get Harry Chapmans blanket strap and tray
for chess"
Get any old thing
PA" said Molne. didn't the puntans suffer
here2 - $4,000.
why didn't they burn some Of that furniture.
them They brought enough over with EN- 10
burn half OF II without missing any '-(Harpers
Bazaar.
Tho city OF Bangor. Me. wasn't happy until the
Government put mines In the harbor. and now. &C
cord,ng 70 The Kennebeo Journal" Il IS sending
protests against the mines to Washington.
Mendlcant-Could ye give me carfare. please.
Passerby-You know you wan, It for drink
Mendicant Oghty)-Wotever you says, ooss'
you're payin' for it.-(Brooklyn LIE.
Speaking Of q local egg-eater The Harrodsburs
sayings'' says: Ills name is Son Patterson. He
has on divers occasions swallowed eighteen or
twenty eggs. but a few nights ago he overstepped
nil previous acts and knocked the record silly by
eating thirty-nine esgs In fifteen minutes. The
boys were setting them up 10 him 10 see how
many no could consume. but he cooked them
this round. He afterward agreed to swallow
large-sze candy bucketful II they would foot the
bill. but they did not need HIM.
Desperate Mans Deed-She had told him
gently that she could never be his.
pity is not akin TO love. So let part friends,
even II may never sustain n closer relation
"Midred.' he exclaimed. II can't live without
you. You must be mine. Unless you take back
the words you have Just spoken Will 20 away
But her decision had been made and she could
not change IT: he strobe gloomily away
by rushing headlong into danger His despera-
ton took another turn. He threw away n box
OF cigarettes and went without smoking for two
days.-(Cleveand Leader.
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