The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-04-02
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Doesn't 1t make you sad when you
think of the poorT' why, no, not par
ticularly. 1t makes me mad. though,
when l think of the rich."-Indianap-
oils Journal
Mrs. Newed-'Was l nervous, dear.
during the ceremony Miss Spitegirl
--''Well, trifle at first, darling, but
not after William had said yes
Truth.
Not Spoiled by Fortune.-Anna-And
her uncle left her all that money! Has
1t changed her at all? Belle-No, In
deed She is just as enthusiastic as
ever over s9-cent silk marked down
from one-sixty.-Puck.
Precoclous Juvenlle-Mamma, 1t Isn't
good grammar to say after L. is 1t?
His Mother-No, George. Precoclous
Juvenile-Well, the letter comes>after
/. Which Is wrong. the grammar or
the alphabet ?-Chicago Tribune.
Miss Antique-This a young turkey.
don't believe you, sir. Butcher-It Is
q young turkey, mum. Miss Antique
Young! Young as compared with
what? Buteher-The pyramids er yer
own sweet self, mum-Harper's Bazaar.
''Maude says she doesn't care two
cents for him." THAT is no sign she
does not think lot of him. Just think
how women will fight for bargains that
are marked from $3.50 to $3.4S. In
dianapolis Journal.
First Channfa-HI xuoudoY ,,arx- Gbnl
lie, how the donkey ever came TO be
used as the-er-emblem of stupidity"
Second Chappie with a yawn)-'Don't
know, I'm sure, deah boy; must have
been before our day."-Brooklyn Life.
ITS perfectly absurd, this clamor
about our hats. People who can't see
over them would better not go to the
theater." 81 know; that's what told
my husband; and he said: All right,
we won't 60 and we don't. "-Harper's
Bazaar.
Brown-"Ah, Smith, let me introduce
you to Mr.. Cayley Colt I'm sure you've
read his famous books,' Smith-"N-n-
no. I'm afraid haven't had the pleas
ure." Brown-"Oh. of course you have,
my dear fellow, but you've forgotten
that's it."-Punch.
A Dangerous Locality.-First Tramp
(pointing to scarecrow in a eornfieldl
Look! Lookee there Second
Tramp-"Myl My! We must git out o
this, double quick. They've caught one
of us fellows and nailed him to pole"
New York Weekly.
Mrs. Spriggins - where's your
daughter, Mrs. WigginsT Mrs. Wig
gins-"Shes gone TO the cooking school.
And that reminds me. | must go into
the kitchen and get supper, for she'll
be as hungry as a bear when she gets
home."-New Yerk Neeklf.
my dear old friend, how were you
able to acquire such an Immense for
tuner "Bv very simple method.
VIVA method was that fWhen
was poor l made out that | was rich
and when got rich iade ont that
was poor."-0dds ana Ends.
Mr.. Durham: u have called. sir, to
tell you that your daughter, Miss Fan
ale. and love each other very dearly.
| want to ask you for her" Old NIL
ns-"Well, you'll have to wait
lie. There's no vacancy in the
IRE now that could put you into
Cleveland Leader.
zone time" said the travelled board.
err, Il got showed in on the Rocky
Mountains, and the only thing seven Of
us had for two days to sustain life was
n half barrel of picked pigs feet"
You were, indeed" said the cheerful
idiot, reduced to extremities. In
Glanapolis Journal.
Hiram Oatbin-''Them people in the
big cities is gittin' so alfred enterpris-
an that they're bound to have clear
skies above 'em ev'ry day. Ike Stub
bles-"How d. We make that out, HIP"
Hiram Oatbin-"Look at the fortunes
they are payln' out fer them sky scrap
ers."-Up to Date.
IAN author" said the practical lit
terateur, fought to know several Ian
guages." "Of course he ought" re-
piled his ellow-craftsman. ''rhe field
has been so we'll worked that there is
no longer any use of reading old Eng
lish books in search of original ideas"
Washington Star.
He-"These shoemakers are pretty
well up to the vanity of women. have
1t on reliable authority that they hit on
the trick of putting smaller numbers In
women's shoes" She-"Yes; and 1t Is
also said that the matters are number
ing mems hats a size higher. There
Cincinnati Enquirer.
"Fwat's this hear about you soakin'
a Chinyman wild a brickT asked Mr..
Hogan. Il did," admitted young Ho-
gan. "Niver let me hear av tn like
again. Always br'reak a brick in two
and soak your man twice. You young
are much too wasteful.
indianapolis Journal.
"Will she have him?" was the ques-
ton they asked "It would be n waste
of time to answer the question:" sug-
rested the cynic, because 1t is not
properly worded. The question should
read: Can she get him !" AS is usual
" the case, they found upon investiga-
ton that he was one of the men who
have received the mltten in several DIFF
ferent forms-Chicago Post.
Serious Observation-Disclosures,
had an awful time with that hackman
last nightr' "Tell u.s." Il gave him
little extra change to get himself some
thing to warm up with while he was
waiting for the play to end, and he
tr,.L 20 much that he saw all the city