New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-06-24
THE TALK or THE DAY.

THE TAIN OF IHE Dfi'
wa are glad" says Ell Tempo" Of the city ~
Mexico that tho arrogant Yankee IL ~ IaSt ano"'
ia receive a lesson he 80 rrhly deserves INV
hereditary enemy Of Mexico is at last to he chaS-
,,sod and the Gringo' will once more be taught
h,a rroper Mace Mexico will be avenged for the
hunlliatons forced upon # by the overoearihg
Yankees" 'F:I TEMPO" must he comic paper
Accounting For Condition Mrs. Hiliver-Hus-
band dear. what makes YOU 80 Pm aca,,so Won are
So expensive -Oewclers weekly.
cor.oin Elsiar Bernler. Of Quebec. proposes
o. North Pole expedition which IL indors"d ny
tho Royal Society Of Canada II VIII cost &i"o or
which the Government IS expected 70 proVid" the
! lsrrer part and tho Captains friends ana al
Mirrors arc confidently looked to for the remainder
When no gets back II is expected that he VIII pc
o,e ~ ronort that in all probability the Pole still
maintains its customary geographical situation
c-,o~ a., rho way id 7 eyer tell you that story
| chou, mo end man and tho small boy?
T-ier So but several hundred other people nave
'o drilr Honsense Nobody ever heard it before
y' Fr,cr Then IT isn't worth hoarins.-(Boston
! Transcript
4 Gustavus Adophus Memorial Church is IN 10
erected in Philadelphia. ana the Lutheran consr"-
gotious - New-York requested 70 assist IN the
work Resides me church. there VIII %" statue
historic tablets and window contributed ny
SWEDEN What is known the old Swedes
| church. on tho banks 81 the Delaware was founded
| hv Gus,avus Adolphus. and 10 maintenance was
: long assisted by Sweden Its congregation Is now
anita cd with the Protestant Episcopal Diocese OF
Pennsylvania. The new church Will be American
Lutheran.
Tell me about your graduating class photograph.
Wei. MI those homely girls standing UP At the
back are the smart ones al those pretty Rlrs Slt-
ing down In front are IN" silly ones h''"So
Record
A corrosnondent % The Washington star tells
this story. My daughter. who teaches in mission
| Slnday-school tolls me OF Dewey experience sne
had with a youngster making his first appearance.
She had put him through n hair an hour or NOR"
of instruction in tho ru!m"ntary principles Tor ne
was entirely lacking in Information on that point.
md 10 test him was reviewing her work with him.
! Now she said. tell again who made the world
and all that Is in 10 cod dli. replied tho boy
with commcndabe promputude. God can DO
everything can't he she asked again The hoy
hesiated a moment I don't h"i'eve he could hex
Dewey ne answered at last. and his teacher sat
silent between her religion and her patriotism It
wasn't her time to say anything II she didn't want
20 lose that boy Tor ever. and she had Wit enough
] To let II 90 AZ that
Between Two Impulses 81 dunno" said Mr.
| Haicede Il dunno. mother. whether we ot 70 he
patriotic an send them chickens 10 the soldiers. or
he's lost all his money indianapolis Journal
The Grand Rapids Press" relates this incident
about n man and woman who are employed in
different Offices in of the large buildings q that
city Each office has telephone. but a. II happens
ono Is an instrument belonging - tho citizens
company. the other a Boil instrument. one day
the man had occasion 10 use the Citizens line and
stepped across tho hall 70 the lady office Have
Won n citizens phone2" he asked. and she replied
in the affirmative "Wen." he ventured Pm a
citizen. May | use it, Why Of course he might
use II. An hour later she balanced the accounts
| with him Have you Bell telephone?" she
asked. stepping into his office He did not try
TO deny II. We'll. I'm belle. May Use it?'
a Freak-"we desire" says the editor OF The
Jazeve Gazette" 10 call attention 10 the fact
mat We our wife ana oldest boy nae 'i'ed.
stirring times without once cafins the Spanards
Dons. We think our record is unparalleled Cin-
| cnnau Enquirer
This Is how Captain Philip Trevor hcgins paper
| In THE Nineteenth Century" on The Catholicism
Of the British Army: WHAT'S yer religious per
suason?' said the sergeant - the recruit. MY
what" Yer what? wins. what sail What's
yer after o. Sundays?" Rabbits mostly" Ere.
stow that liz. Come now. church. chapel or oily
Roman" And after explanation from his qucs-
toner tho recruit replied. 81 amt nowise pertickler
! Put me down Church Of England sergeant ri go
with tho band
A Ruse That Failed.-Mr closenst Yes child. [
sew brooch that very pretty. hut IT CON
| talned an opal. and opals. you know
| His daughter-But, papa. II isn't as unlucky TO
have opal as to have nothing (Jeweers'
| Weekly.
\ correspondent Of The London Spectator calls
attention to the fact that out 81 n random list ~
| eighty-one officers I'm the American Army and
! Navy. there are three German names. one italian.
one French and one Dutch. All the rest are un-
questionably British.
Mr. Addemup." said Mr.. Spotcash. severely to
the bookkeeper. II have spoken 10 YOU before OF
I your careless manner OF smoking I'm the Office You
threw a lighted match In the waste basket little
| while ago and 1t set lot Of papers on fire. Such
/ work that might start "A big blaze some day"
1T needless. replied the bookkeepor Il
VIII that the Office boy keeps that waste basket
! empted hereafter Chicago Tribune.