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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

Baron von Stumm, who has beer
nlciknamed the king Of the Snar. was SC
angry ut not being elected TO the
Teichstag on the first ballot that he
put up this notice on his factory gates:
IA the Neunkirchen zeitung has
slandered me, consider Il a matter Of
course that no Workman shall tolerate
that sheet in his family.Frrs -
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

A "cHARITABLE" society hns been
formed ut Chicago by q number Of
young women for the purpose OF com
forting sailors who have neither
mother, sister nor sweetheart 1t has
been named the "Amalgamated Asso
citation OF Girls Left Behind Me-"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

The Father Of the Greenbacksrs Dead.
La Sale, Ill, Aug. io.-Ex-Congress-
man Alexander Campbell, known rs
the father Of the greenbackers, Is
daad.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13
Emery.s Friends Not Pleased.

Republicans Of Brown and Nemahs
counties had not yet decided TO accept
w. !. Stuart the candidate nominated
ioy Judge of the Twenty-second judi
ciai district The friends Of Judge
Emery threaten 70 bolt the ticket II
Nemaha county repudiates the action
of the two Nemaha delegates who
voted for Stuart
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13
p.nnarE as,. Re.ay fer was.

Copenhagen, Aug. ia sensation
has been caused by the sudden meas
ures that are being taken 70 place the
sea forts Of Copenhagen In n state Of
military efficiency. It Is supposed that
these measures are due 10 fears Of .
conflict between Great Britain and
nuaata
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

Topeka. Kan, Aug. az B Rich
ardson. secretary Of the KANSAS City
Stock Yards company, hled IN appli-
cation In tho bankruptcy court for 70
lease from his debts He sets out In
debtedness amounting 70 SIS, 100. most
ly judgments taken against him on
real estate mortgages
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13
Rev. John u. Knox Pleads Bankruptcy.
They would Defeat Fusion.

Several anti-fusion democrats met ut
Topeka and resolved shat the demo-
Gratis of Kansas put no state ticket In
the field, but that It Is the unanimous
sense of the conference that democrats
do all in their power to defeat fusion
and populism In tho state" Among
those present wore Col. Thomas Noon
light, Edward Fenlon and Edward
Carroll, Of Leavenworth and 3. Il
Morris, of Atchison.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

St Joseph. No, Aug. a-Reports
just received from along the St Joseph
4 Grand Island and Khusus City 4
Omaha ruilWnys show Che corn crop
conditions - - better than .ndic1lcd
"a lhe br'l1lir1 y Inst Eeck. Issued ~
Lnn--- 10 Ll1L---L.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

GEN. MlLEs says that the army
which first puts large force OF men
ON bicycles will have great advan'
tage In the next war.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

In the new reicbstag there are only
es mobiles. The number has steadily
diminished slnce 1874. when II wa 100
There are said 10 be only seven Jewi
eiects1 70 1hr 5elrhtflf. ~ Of theu
rr.InI frurtrrfn
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13
SOME KANSAS HAPPENINGS.
Advertising Kansas Wines.

Forty thousand copies Of o os.page
pamphlet. treating Of the mineral 70.
sources Of Kansas, have been published
by the state and sent TO Omaha for
free distribution to visitors ut the
Kansas mineral exhibit st the Trans
mississippi exposition. Tho report
shows that the value OF the mineral
products OF Kansas for the year 1897
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

Topeka. Kan, Aug. lo.-The state
board Of equalization has computed
the amount OF state tax each county
Is expected to raise this year and GER
tilted the amount down to each county
clerk. The amount to each county
fnlloyvss
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

In the first case in Chicago under
the new bankruptcy law the plaintiff
had liabilities OF $50. 400 and his assets
consisted of I25 watch.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

AMERICAN manufacturers last year
sold their productions abroad to the
extent Of ssss, s7i, 40, IN increase OF
100 pcr cent. in ten years
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13
TO MRS. PINKHAM
From Mrs. Walter q. Budd, Of Pat
chogue, New York.

Mrs. BuDD, in the following letter.
tells o familiar story of weakness and
suffering, and thanks Mrs. Pinkham
for complete relief.
"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM:-I think II Ia
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13
nnr.nn Namad YlceroY for Indla.

London, Aug. 1.-The foreign ofiice
formally announced the appointment
of George N. Curz0n, until now. the
parliamentary secretary of the foreign
Office, rs viceroy Of India, In success
sion 10 the earl Of Elgin.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

ESTIMATES OF the cost Of the war
have been reduced to $500, 00O, 900, after
leaving q liberal margin for taking
care Of its results.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

One is always surprised il a workman who
h always Dragging about his work Is found
10 be doing it well.-Washington Qa.) Dem
ncrat
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

Bank Commissioner Breidenthal has
adopted q new rule that affects state
and private banks which pay an exor'
bitant rate Of interest for deposits
Il Is to the effect that where bank
pays six per cent or over for deposits,
it must show up such deposits In ita
published statement rs borrowed
money.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13
KANSAS.
CURRENT COMMENT.

IT has been estimated that 1900 Of
the 1900 soldiers wounded at Santiago
will recover.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

THE Woman's temple At Chicago.
recording 10 recent dispatch. bids
fair 10 become the rock on which the
Woman,s Christian Tempcrunce union
will be divided into twoorganizaiions
Apparently undaunted by the action
Of the national executive board.
which. In q recent session, rrpudiaied
The temple cause, Mira Matilda u
cufss l. planning > political campaign
With tbs view Of ousting the entire
roster Of nnti-iemple natinnal ''Geers
nnd mnking hcrsslf president Of the
Eni|c1rI ". G. 7. Q. II she doea not
.n.,nIf a SD 10 - Ma caFse'I
..a .|.-fs I|..' q q. y. 2 q y.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

The revenue act which took effect
July prescribed n government tax Of
two cents on each United States postal
money order. Instructions were issued
In advance to all money order post
Offices that this tax was TO be col
lected, not by afixing stamps to the
orders, but by charging two cents TO
the buyers Of money orders In addi.
ton 10 the regular fee. In spite Of
the plain instructions sent out money
orders are now coming into the audi
tors Office with revenue stamps af-
Fixed. AL this Is double payment of
tax. No revenue stamps need be at
tached TO United States money orders
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13


A school Problem In Ksarnoy County.
Attorney General Boyle received .
complaint that the county superin-
tendent Of schools of Kearney county,
Miss Tillie Davies, was drawing q sal.
airy as teacher Of district school and
holding onto her Office ut the same
time. The writer stated that the
county superintendent has been act
ing MS q member Of the schoolboard In
district In which but one family re-
sides. The head Of tho family Is one
member of the board, his wife Is an.
other and the county superintendent
Is the third. He said the superintend.
ent hires herself rs the teacher OF the
district school for term OF nine
months ut $40 per month. The school
consists Of two children. The attor-
ney general replied that the county
superintendent most cmphatically
could not draw two salaries ut one
time.
Another Kansns Crop Estimats.
A bulletin issued by the state board
Of agriculture, based on late and re-
liable reports from every county, gives
the following crop estimates:
The crop Of winter wheat aggregate %. b1Oooo
bushels, being with one exception us92) the
largest ever grown In the state Tho yield per
acre Is figured on the entire acreage sown and
Is ia5i bushels The aggregate acreage sown
was 44si. 6s7. or Is per cent greater than In the
preceding year. and tho product greater by 10. .
$50 ss2 bushels The yield Of spring wheat In
|, $50, 2oI bushels or iix bushels per acre on
Ill., sS acres This Is about 20 per cent more
Of this grain than was grown last year on
considerable larger acreage The yield OF oats
is rs 70 bushels per acre on i.oS.e4i acres. or
10. S., S3i bushels The acreage was larger than
last year, but the total yield less by IL per
cent The outlook for corn Is discouraging.
the average condition for the whole state be-
ing 81 The area planted was Tee. ls7 acres
or nearly 10 per cent or l.0oi,0o0 pcres les
than In 1901
In Case OF Ciose Election.
II the Twentieth Kansas Is stationed
at Manila when election time comes
around and the election happens 70 be
close, there will be many IN anxious
day for the candidates while waiting
for the returna It takes about six
weeks to get mail from Manila and
the progress Of counting the votes is
tedious to say the least Should ma
jorities be close enough to be swayed
by the vote OF three regiments and
two battalions. It Is liable TO cause
something like two months OF sleep
less nights for the candidates.
Row John u. Knox Pleads Bankruptcy.
Rev. John D. Knox, Of Topeka, has
gone into the bankruptcy court with
liabilities aggregating $500. 600 and as
sets amounting to $50. Among his
creditors are bishops, ministers and
laymen Of the Methodist church. The
list shows ut least " ministers OF the
gospel MIR. Knox has mansion worth
500, 900, although he peddles apples
and cider ON the streets for q living.
His list Of creditors aggregate over
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13
Means much 10 the ststa

F. Dumont Smith. Of Kinsley, has
promise Of aid from Attorney General
Boyle In the fight TO sustain the law
providing for an extra levy on coun'
ties to pay delinquent taxes More
than half the counties in the state ara
delinquent, the aggregate delinquency
being el6l,
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13
The State Trsssury's Condition.

Inc following - y ototomohb VI buc
amounts of money In the various
funds ut the state treasury on Au'
gust 8:
Sal 10: sinking. lo6zA; interest," te@IiLto; cur
rent university. 80. s,20i; militia. u.sabS;
veterinary, sesee; permanent school, tts1.ieS 10;
annual ashool, tiSi. 8; university perma-
neut eii.eil.77; university interest slcioN;
normal school permanent siosiLeo; normal
school interest," g2.75a5s; agricultural college
permanent, tsS,eAi2. agricultural college In
terest t2.Iee7s: Insurance nHf; library:
recount sS1aot seed grain interesl va u;
fJnited States aid, state soldier homa III
munIcipai Interest," l.p1AH; grain Inspector,
le,48Li& Total 1791ieeo
Kansaa Soldier strioksn nBlind.
Private Zeits, company Q. Twenty
frat Kansas, was severely shocked by
n lightning stroke during storm II
Camp Thomas and since that time has
lost the sight Of his eyes The physi-
cans hops the sfalction may be TEN
porary.
Thsy Are Quitting The BuaInssa
State Superintendent 6tryker, wnC
has been visiting institutsa says there
Il An invariabls decrease In attend
nncs compared with last summer He
explains thiu fact that tsaoheFs en-
lssYing ths profession o. aepoun, q
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13
suAFrER's SICK REPORT.

Washington, Aug. 1.-THE war de-
partment Lass night made public the
following from Gen. Shafter: Sani-
tary report for August 0: Total num-
Der sick, 1850; total number fever
cases, 204s; total number new cases,
2ss; total number fever cases returned
to duty, 327.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

New York. Aug. 1.-THE transport
Chester, with the first regiment of vol
unteer engineers, numbering about
1900 men. sailed yesterday for Porto
Rico.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1898-08-13

Hood,c pills cure Liver MS; easy 70
llOOu . iAlS take. easy 70 operate
, 1898-09-16

listed in Company A, of the Twenty-sixth
Wisconsin Volunteers. In the Army of the
Potomac or hero saw much fighting, cam
paigning in the Shenandoah Valley.
In the fir. days fighting at the battle of
Gettysburg, S~chiffeneder received a
wound in the right side, which afterward
caused him much trouble. With a portion
of his regiment he was captured and i'm
prisoned at Bell Island and Andersonville,
and afterward exchanged. He returned to
his regiment, which was transferred to the
army of Genefal Sherman, and marched
with him through Georgia to the sea.
In this campaign Mr.. Schiffeneder's old
wound began toltrouble him and he was
sent to the hospital and hen home. He
had also contracted catarrh of the stomach
and found no relief for years.
81 happened toAread an account of DR..
Williams Pink pills for Pulb People about
a year ago." he sAid, "anS thought that
they might be good for my trouble. I con-
clnded to try theml l bought one box and
began to notwithstanding to directions.
They gave me great relief. After finishing
that box I bought ahother, and when I had
taken the pills 1 felathat ] was cured. I
recovered my appetite and ate heartily. I
can testify to the good the pills did me-"
Mr.. S~chifeneder Is a prominent Grand
Army man In Chicago, whittier he moved
some a ~ with his family.
, 1898-09-16
Extreme Conscientiousnes..


Edmund Gosse, in an essay on Chris.
tina Rossetti, says that in middle life,
at least, she was almost morbidly con-
scientious. Her scruples were not only
delicate but exceedingly far-reaching.
In 1874, a scheme arose in England
which would lead to the destruction of
a part of the New Forest, and infuen-
tial people started a petition to defeat
1t.
Swinburn promised his signature. on
condition that Christina Rossetti's
could be procured; and he limited rath-
er mischievously that the latter feat
would not be easy to accomplish. So
Mr.. Gosse sought the lady, and found
indeed that much persuasion was re-
quired to convince her that the protest
was an innocent and legitimate one.
At last she took up the pen, and be-
gan writing her name. Having gone SO
far as to inseribe Chr, she stopped, laid
down the pen, and inquired earnestly:
Are you sure they do not propose to
build churches on the land?"
After long effort, he succeeded In
convincing her that no such scheme
was in anybody's mind, and she went
SO far as to write istina G. Ros. There
she halted again.
"Nor schoolhouses? she asked.
But at length the hating signature
was finished.
, 1898-09-16
Iron Visiting Cards.

So many dainty cards are made In the
present day that 1t seems like going
back to less luxurious times to talk of
visiting cards made of iron. Such cards,
however, were not very long ago intro
duced as a. novelty OF the continent of
Europe, and so far from being a step
backward toward the days when luxu-
ries were unknown, they have proved
that 1t is possible for paper to be ex-
eelled by iron, even on Its. own ground.
The cards were not really a novelty,
out only a former novelty revived. The
first time they were heard of was at the
first Universal Exhibition, 2t London,
In 1851. The exhibit, which WIZ. made
by an American firm, awoke the emula-
ton of British manufacturers, and a
lively competition in iron-rolling en-
sued, its object being to see to what de-
gree of thinness the metal could be
rolled cold.
Mr.. elliott succeeded In rolling sheets
the average thickness of which was the
eighteen hundredth part of an inch. In
other words, eighteen hundred sheets
piled upon one another would measure
an inch in thickness, while of the thin
nest tissue paper to be bought only
twelve hundred sheets could be piled to
an inch. The Paper Makers Journal
says that these thin iron sheets are per-
fectly smooth and easy to write on,
though they are seen to be porous when
held to the light.
-
But there were still other victories to
win in the line of iron-working, and a
further contest ensued as to the extent
to which thin sheets could be rolled
from welded iron. Again the first vic
tory belonged to America. More than
forty years ago there went from this
country to England a wonderful letter,
thai started from Pittsburg, and was
written on a sheet made from welded
Iron, yet so thin that a thousand such
sheets only made an inch In thickness.
With a surface of forty-four inches,
the sheet weighed but sixty-nine grains.
That was the first step.
Such a hubbub as there was when
this lightweight metal sheet reached
England! Britain's sons set to work,
and soon 1t was known that the Marsh
field Iron Works, at Llanelly, Carmar-
t~hehshire, had made a sheet of the.
same extent of surface ht:. weighing
one-thfrd less.
14-en came the climax. From the Up
per Forest Tin Works, heal Swansea.
came a sheet rolled from iron made on
the premises, forty-four surface inches
OF which weighed but sixteen grains.
1t would have required four thousand
eight hundred of such sheets to make
inch in thickness, and therefore fouj
sheets Of iron would have been neede1
to make the thickness of a sheet of tis.
paper.
, 1898-09-16
His Explanation.

Colored people who have survived the
days of slavery are apt to have methods
of reasoning which, to say the least, are
somewhat confusing to people in gener-
al.
Have you ever stolen before this,
Caesar?' asked Miss Judson,S ~ New
England spinster, of her newly engaged
imam of odd jobs" who, after severe
cross-questioning, had confessed to hay
ing distracted her best broom some
days before.
mo, ma'am, l reckon this yer broom's
de fust ting l cher STOLE" said Caesar,
after some reflection.
Il suppose you never took a chicken
from your old master when you were a
young nan down South, then?" persist
ed Miss Judson.
why, yas'm, p'r'aps I did take one
chicken, maybe" assented Caesar; "but
den, missus, dat want stealing; dat
was jess prop'ty taking prop'ty to sup
pot prop'ty, missus, don't you seer"
, 1898-09-16
Too Crowded.

Mrs. Frazier-Did that girl l sent to
you this morning call here?
Mrs. Dawson-Yes, but 1 couldn't en-
gage her.
Mrs. Fraternity? She struck me
MS being just about the kind of a one
you'd want. Seemed to be a irst-rate
cook.
Mrs. Dawson-Yes, l know: she was
all right, but our house is so small that
we haven't room for any one with a
piano In addition to her bicycle and
sewing machine, so l couldn't take her.
-Pittsbur News,
, 1898-09-16
Howss Thisf


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Halls Catarrh Cure is aiken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price, 75c. PEI bottle. Sold
by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best,
, 1898-09-16
promontory rlsing from lake q

Du promontory rising fromch lake at
its junction with what is known as the
west branch of the lake, is the favorite
spot for night bass fishing. The shores
are rocky and the water very deep.
Ii a person is rugged and rough and
llkes4a dash OF the weird and uncanny
mingled with his surroundings, he will
surely enjoy black bass fishing at night
on aLake KeuAa. = Hammondsport
Special N. Y. Sun.
, 1898-09-16
at Feel Like a New Person.
Mrs. GEO. LEACH,

Mrs. GEO. LEACH,
1909 Belle St., Alton, ILL.,, writes:
Before [ began to take your Vege-
table Compound [ was a great sufferer
from womb trouble. Menses would APP
pear two and three times in a month,
causing me to be SO weak l could not
stand. Icould neither sleep nor eat, and
looked SO badly my friends hardly
knew me.
81 took doctors medicine but did not
derive much benefit from it. My drug
gist gave me one of your little books,
and after reading it l decided to try
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, l feel like a new person. I
would not give your Compound sor all
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, 1898-09-16
Reparatiou.

John Butts, SRI want to leave my
property to my two sons-one tenth to
my youngest son, John Butts, and nine
tenths to my eldest son, Royal Chester
Geld Chauncey De Payster Butts.
Family Lawyer-H'm! Do you think
that's quite fair?
John Butts, Sr.-Yes; I want to make
some kind Of reparation to Royal for
allowing his mother to give him such a
crackjaw name.-Tft-Bits.
, 1898-09-16
Square.

you recall the trader with the chin
whiskers? Yes? Well, it turns out
that he was a swindler."
The other benighted savage shrugged
his shoulders.
81 imagined as much" he rejoined,
Indeed, l remarked to my wife when
we had finished him that [ didn't feel
as If l had eaten a square meal. There
are instincts that can't be deceived.
you know."-Omaha Tribune.
, 1898-09-16
Elective.

Maud-What do you do when a man
persists in asking for a dance and you
don't care to dance with him?
Marie-Tell him my caro- is full.
Maud-But supposing it isn't and he
still persists?
Marie-Then l insist that it is and let
him see that it isn't.-Pearson's Week
ly.
, 1898-09-16

She-I don't see what reason you
have for expecting anything but a re-
fusal. l V gave you any encour-
agement.
He Gust rejected)-Oh, Miss Gotrox-
Maud! You did-you most certainly
did greatly encourage me-! You told
me you were worth 100000 In your
own name.-Tid-Bits.
, 1898-09-16

"Mr. Insite, give the class your idea
of optimist and pessimist." Yes, sir.
An optimist is a man who is happy
when he is miserable, and a pessimist
is a man who is miserable when he's
Record.
, 1898-09-16

-You should join our book club. Why,
last winter l read over a hundred books
by giving five minutes a day. l read
Nansen's Prisoner of Zenda,' Hall
Gaines Quo Vadis,' Aliens Chris
tian.' Julian Hawthorne's Choir In
visible and Hopes 'Farthest North"
"How charmingr'-Life.
, 1898-09-16
RECLAIMED HEALTH.
Gratifying Letters to Mrs. Pinks
ham From Happy Women.
st Owe You My Life."
Mrs. E. WooLHIsER,

Mrs. L. WooLHIsER,
Mills, Neb., writes:
"DEAR Mrs. PNKHAM:-I wv my
life to your Vegetable Compound. The
doctors said l had consumption and
nothing could be done for me. Ny
menstruation had stopped and they
said my blood was turning to water. l
had several doctors. They all said I
could not live. Ibegan the use of Lydia
d. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and it helped me right awayimen
returned and l have gained in weight.
have better health than l have had for
years. LII S wonderful what your Com
pound has done for me-
, 1898-09-16
Beauty Is Blood Dep.

Clean blood means a clean skill. No beauty
without it. Cascarets, Candy Cdhartic clean
your blood and keep it clean, by Firring up the
lazy liver and driving all impurities from the
body. Begin to-day to Danish implies. boils.
blotches blaekheads, and that iickly bilious
complexion by taking Cascaret beauty for
ten cents. All druggists, satisfaction guhran-
teed, 10c., Csc, soc.
, 1898-09-16
Plain and RInnf

"I'm a plain. blunt man, Marguerite.
and can frame no honeyed speeches.
Win you marry me?'
"Tm a little on the plain, blunt Older.
myself. No!'-Detroit- Free Pres&,
, 1898-09-16
No Fixed RuIeJ

"You cawn't set down no fixed rule o.
conduct in this life," said old Virgins,
the Barley Now orator. Samson got
into trouble cause he got is hair cut,
and Absalom got into trouble cause he
didn't."-Tid-Bits.