Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1898-09-02
Mr. Dooley Advocates Anglo-saxcn
Alliance.


Mr.. Dooley Advocates Anglo-saxcn
Alliance.
.Well,., said Mi. Dooley,.I see be th
papers that tn snow-white pigeon iv
peace have tied up tn dogs iv war
All we've got to do is to artist th'
Ipathrites an make TIL reconcenthrad.
los pay tn stamp tax an be r-ready f'r
to take q punch at Germany or France
or Rooshia, or any country on tn face
iv tn globe.
"An' I'm glad " 1t. This war, Hin,
missy, has been q great strain on me
To tink " the suff-rin I've endured
FIR weeks I lay awake at night fearin'
that tn Spanish ar-rmadillo'd lave tn
Cape verde islands, where it wasn't, an
take the thrain out here an hur-rl
death an destruction into me little
store. Day be day tn pitiless exthries
come ont an beat down on me.
.Ye hear Of Teddy Rosenfelt plungin'
into ambus-cades an secrity of wars
but dye heariv Martin Dooley, tn man
behind tn guns, four thousand miles
behind thin, an willin' to be furtheri
They ARE no bokays FIR me. Tn
what Hogan calls one " tn mute, in.
glorious heroes Nv TIL war, an not SC
dam mute, ayther. some day. Hogan
justice'll be done me, an tn likes "
me, an when th' story " tn gr-reat
battles is written, they'll print tn kilt
tn wounded, tn missin' an tn serious.
~ disturbed. An thin that have bore
themselves we'll an bravely an paid tn
taxes, an faced tn deadly newspapers
without fiinchin' IL be advanced six
pints an given ohanst to tur-ru Jack
f'r tn game.
"But me work amt over just because
Mack has inded tn war, an Teddy
Rosenfelt is comm home to smite TIL
shortly " war. You an me, Hinnissy,
has got to bring on this here Anglo
Saxon llianse, An Anglo-S Saxon, Hin.
missy, is a German that's forgot who
was his parents. They are q lot av
thin in this counthrey. They must
be as many as two in Boston. They'se
one up in Maine, an another lives at
Ferry in New York state, an
dhrives a milk wagon. Mack is an
Anglo-Saxon. His folks come firm TIL
county Armagh, an their naytional
Anglo-Saxon hymn is o. Donnell
Aboo.' Teddy Rosen'felt is another
Anglo Saxon. An I'm an Anglo. Saxon.
I'm wan iv tn hottest Anglo axons
that liver come out Nv Anglo-Saxony.
TIL name Nv Dooley has been tn proud
est Anglo Saxon name in tn county
Roscommon f'r nanny years.
"Schwartzmeister ii an Anglo-Saxon,
but he doesn't know it an won't till
some wan tells him. Pether Bowbeen
down be tn French church is formin'
tn Circle Francaize Anglo Saxon
Absin the club, an me OF frind Do
mingo that used to boss tn Ar-rchey
r-road wagin Callaghan had tn sthreet
c%onthraat will march at tn hid ov tn
Dago Anglo-Saxons whin tn time
comes. There ARE twenty thousand
Jews at quarter a vote in
tn Sivinth ward, an ARMED with rag
hooks, they'd be a tur-rble thing f'r
any innimy iv TIL Anglo-Saxon sliance
to face. TIL Bo'hemians an Pole
Anglo Saxons may be a little slow in
walkin' up to what tn papers calls our
hurtage, but ye may be sure
they'll be all fright whin they're called
on. We've got together an Anglo
Saxon 'liance in this wr-rd, an we're
goin' to illicit SarsHeld O'Brien prisid-
int, Hugh O'Neil Darsey vice president
Robert Immitt Clancy sicrety an Wolf
Tone Malone three-asurer. O'Brien III
be a good wan to nave. He was in the
Fenian r-raid an his father carried o
pike in forty-eight. An he's in tn
Clan. Besides, he has a strong pull
with tn Ancient Ordher of Anglo
Saxon Hibernians.
II tell ye, whin tn clan an tn sons
iv Sweden an tn Pollacky BENEVOLENT
society an tn Rooshun Sons iv Din
nymite a tn Benny Britn an tn
Coffee Clutch that Schwartzmeister
r-runs, an tn Tur-rnd' yemind an tn
Holland society an'th' Afro-Americans
an tn other Anglo Saxons begin FIR to
raise their Anglo Saxon battle cry it'll
be oil day with tn eight or nine people
In the wurruld that has tn misfortune
" not bein' brought up Anglo-Saxons."
'They'se goin' to be a debate on tn
'liance at tn ninety eight picnic at
Ogden's grove" said Mr.. Hennessy.
"P'raps," said MI. Dooley, sweetly,
rye might like to borry tn loan iv an
Ice pick."-Chicago Record.
Estimate Too High.
Commissioner of Agriculture H. u.
Thomas states that the estimate of 65,-
100000 bushels of wheat for the crop
of North Dakota this year made by H.
v. Jones, the crop expert of the Min
ueapolis journal, is too high by 49,
100000 bushels. Mr.. Thomas bases his
statement upon an Investigation of the