The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1898-08-17
DooLEY. THE ANGLo-sAxoN

CFrom the Chicago JournaL)
''WelI," said Mr.. Dooley, Il see be tn
pa-apers that tn snow-white pigeon iv
peace have tied up tn dogs iv war It's
all over now. All we've got to do is to
arrest tn pathrites an make tn recon-
centhradios pay tn stamp tax an be
r-ready f'r to take a punch at Germany
or France or ROOshia or amy country
on tn face iv tn globe.
AN I'm glad iv it. This war, Hin
Missy, has been a gr-reat sthrain on me.
To think iv tn suffrin' I've endured!
F"r weeks lay awake at nights fearin'
that tn Spanish ar-rmadilIod lave tn
Cape Verde islands, where it wasn't,
an take tn thrain out here an hur'rl
death an destruction into me little
store. Day be day tn pitiless exthries
come out an beat down on me. Ye hear
iv Teddy Rosenfalt plungin' into am
bus-cades an sicrety iv wars, but dye
hear iv Martin DooIey, tn man behind
tn guns, four thOusan' miles behind
thin, an willin' to be further? They
ARE no bokays FIR me. I'm what Ho-
gan calls wan iv tn mute, inglOryous
heroes iv tn war; an not so dam mute,
ayther. Some day, Hogan, juSIcell be
done me, an tn likes iV me, an Whin
tn story iV a great battle is written
they'll print tn kilt, tn wounded, tn
InlSSln, an the seriously Q1SLuI DeQ An
thin that have bore thimsilves well an
bravely an paid tn taxes an faced
tn deadly Newspapers without finch
in IL be advanced six pints an given
a chanst to turin jack FIR tn game.
''Bue me wurruk amt over JUS be-
cause Mack has inded tn war an Ted
dy ROSenfelt is comm home to bite tn
sicrety iV war. You an me- Hinnissy,
has got to bring on this here Anglo
Saxon 'Heance. An AnglO-SaxOn, Hin
Missy, is a German that's forgot who
was his parents They're a lot iv thin
in this country. They must be as
nanny as two in Boston; they'se wan
up in Maine, an another lives at BOggs
Ferry in New York state, an dhriVeS a
milk wagon. Mack is an AnglO-SaxOn.
His folks come firm tn County Armagh
an their naytiOnal AnglO-SaxOn hymn
is 'O'DOnnell AbOO.' Teddy ROsenfeIt is
another AnglO-SaxOn. An I'm an An
glO-SaXOn. I'm wan iY tn hottest An
gIo-Saxons that liver come out iv Anglo
SaXOny. TIL name iv DOOley has been
tn prOudest Anglo-SaxOn name in tn
County ROscommOn FIR nanny years.
''SchWartzmeister is an Anglo Saxon.
but he doesn't know it an won't till
some wan tells him. Pather BOWbeen
down be tn Frinch church is formin' tn
Circle F'rancaize Anglo Saxon Absinthe
used to boss tn Ar-rchey r-rOad wagon
whin Callaghan had tn sthreet con-
thract will march at TIL head iv tn
DagO AnglO-SaXOnS Whin tn time
RoOshian Jews at a quarther a vote in
tn Sivinth ward, an ARMED with rag
hooks they'd be a. tur-r-ble thing FIR an
ny inimy iv tn AnglO-SaxOn 'lieance to
face. TIL BOhemians an Pole Anglo
Saxons may be a little slow in wakin'
UP to what tn pa-apers calls our COM
mon hurtage, but we may be sure they'll
be all Fright whin they're called on.
We've got together an Anglo-SaxOn
'Heance in this wa'ard, an we're goin'
to ilict Sarsfield O'Brien prisidint Hugh
O'Neill Darsey vice pTisidint, Robert
ImTnitt Clancy sicrety, an Wolfe Tone
Malone three-aSurer. O'Brienu be a
good wan to have. He was in the Fe-
MAN r-raid an his father carrid a pike
in fOrty-eight. An he's in tn Clan
Besides, he has a sthrOng pull with tn
Ancient Ordher iv Anglo-Saxon Hiber-
nyans.
'I tell We, whin tn Clan an tn Sons
iv Sweden an tn Banana club an tn
Circle F'rancaize an tn Pollacky Be
nivoIent society an tn Rooshian Sons
of Dinnymite an tn Benny Birth an
tn Coffee Clutch that Schwartzmeister
r-runs, an tn Tur-rnd' ye-mind an tn
Holland society an tn AfrO-Americans
an tn other Anglo-Saxons begin FIR to
raise their AnglO-Saxon battle cry it'll
be all day with tn eight or nine people
in tn wurruId that has ah' misfortune
iv not bein' brought up Anglo-Saxons.'
''They'se goin' to be debate on tn