The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-01-22

part forever. Harry? He-Well at least
until tomorrow night, Maude.
Briggs-What kind of fellow is Will
lowsnap? Griggs-I don't know I've
only seen him when he was with his
wife.-Puck.
The Counts fiancee-I received my
engagement ring to-day. Isn't 1t beau
tiful? Her sfriendzNery beautiful
Have you shown It y the Count YETI.
Puck.
jackson has an advertisement In
this paper which reads: Come back,
and I'll be good" HAS his wife left
himY mo; it's the cook."-GhicagO
Record.
Il can tell YOU" said he, "how much
water runs over Niagara Falls to
quart" "How much| replied she.
Two pints. Chronicle
Telegraph.
.'Tell me, dear, am l the first man
you ever kissedT" You are the first
one who was mean and suspicious
enough to ask me that question. In
uianapollS journal.
"Why is 1t that Chumpley always
buys another new gun at the opening
of the game season. p Because the one
he had the year before never killed
anything "-Detrolt Free Press.
is that young one going TO stay
awake all nlghtY' asked Mr.. Lush
forth, Indignantly. There is no right
for you TO complain" retorted his wife.
HE innerits the habit from you"
She-What are those missing links
we hear so much about? He-0h, they
were some golf links that were located
In n certain Western town before the
cyclone struck it.-Yonkers Statesman.
Junior counsel after stating easel
| think our client has good cause OF
action. Senior counsel ldoubtfully)-I
can't see 1t; what Is 1t? Junior counsel
Hes worth fifty thousand dollars
Puck.
Caller-In yesterdays paper you said
Miss Footllght was one of the most
beautiful women on the stage. Why
didn't you print her picture! Editor
We never take back what we say
Puck.
A man who suffered badly went to
consult a specialist about his affiiction.
The expert asked: do you stutter all
the tlmef" "N-n-n-no." replied the suf
ferer, Il s-s-stut-t-ter only when |
t-t-talk."
Harriet-And so Fred Dullwlch has
asked you to marry him, has he! Mar
garet lslghing and blushing)-Yes.
night before last. Harriet-What
stickler he is for formalltles.-Cleye-
land Leader.
Gabber-Oh, don't talk to me about
bicycles. I'm sick at the very thought
of 'em. You couldn't hire me to put my
head into a shop where they sell the
things. Tibber--That would be case
of wheels within wheels. wouldn't 1t?
Traveller 60 the ferryman crossing
the riverl-Has any one ever been lost
in this stream? Boatman-No, sir; some
professor was drowned here last
spring. but they found him after look
ing for two weeks.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-What are you In
such deep thought about. Johnf Mr..
Crimsonbeak-I was only thinking,
dear, that all the men who have gone
In search of the north pole seem to
have been married men.-Yonkers
Statesman.
what, no telepaoney asked one OF
the regular callers at the drug store;
"why did you have 1t taken outT Most
of the people IN the neighborhood got
TO using it to order drugs from other
stores. | guess | can grasp a business
idea once in while. Free
Press.
IF had known sobbed young Mrs.
FitZ, that you would be such brute
TO poor Fido. | would never have mar
ried you" MY dear" replied Mr.. Fitz,
1.-THE anticipation of kicking that mis-
cradle little beast was one of my chief
reasons for proposing TO you."-Tld-
Bits
Mrs. Jones-Why. John, you've shot
n hen. Jones NATURALIZATION That,
madam, is Shanghai Buff Cochin Leg
horn partridge, that | sho. near farm
house; and, as 1t happened to be tame
one, and quite a family pet, | had TO
pay for II. Where did you ever get
your knowledge of hens, madam
Puck.
lilo u Hrin Int I
suppose you'd want TO change this s.
bill. Bartender tbriskly)--No trouble
about change. Here's your medicine.
Tramp-Thanks. All. That's good
whisky. Bartender-Eh Lookee here,
This bill is no good. Tramp-Yes:
said you wouldn't want TO change it,
New York Weekly
Junior don't know what TO think
of Miss Knice. Either she is awfully
good-natured, or she Is half-fool She
is smiling all the time. Senlor-Has
she good teeth? Junior-Perfect. SEN
lor--It ~ safe to say she is not fool;
but II does not follow that she Is aw-
fully good Standardization Transcript.
Upou NHdt uOtS Ithkeuneau base
his belief In the theory of reincarna-
tlonT" ION the promise that we shall
all pass away as a tale that Is told
You see, the tales tina; are told do not
pass away at all; they keep coming
back to be told over again. That Is
the way Peakedhead reasons 1t out"
Puck
Ex-Governor II. II. Markham and