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Evening star., 1898-04-14
Shoe Department.

Sizes 11,a and II A-11h. and ~ B-1 C-13,
13!s. and ~ D. Reduced from $500 to CSC pr.
10 pairs Boys Russet Oxfords extension solcs.
Sizes T. s. oh and c and d. Reduced from $3.50
to 9Sc. pair.
5 pairs Boys Patent Leather Button Shoes round
toe. Sizes 3h. 4 and A.. and D.. Reduced from
So. so to 9Sc pair.
IL pairs Misses Button Shoes patent varp
round toe. Sizes II, liz. 12h l. 2 and 21a A.
II. ~ and BIB, and C--1k D. Reduced
from ESQ to 81. 80 pair.
Second floor
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Muslin Underwear Dept.

wonaen's Colored Lawn Corset Covers to be
worp under organdies dmities thin ma
tcrial, hiSh neck. long sleeves pearl buttons Re-
decd (IvIa SOC to 25c. each
Coio.ed Lawn Petticoats to be worn under
thin materials. umbrella style. ruffe put on with
heading, French back, tape at waist. Reduced
from 81 co To- soc. each
Womens Muslin Skirts. umbrella style TO-
inch-wide embroidery rutie, protected by dust
neunce. French back Reduced from $3.50 to 81 IS.
Second floor.
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Tow Department.

q sets Boxing Gloves. Reduced from $500 to
95c. set.
q Games Of Bell Quoits- Reduced :rc1n 5, GO to
.Jc. each. y - :.
catchers' Mitts tsampes,. Reduced from 81. 80
to 81 so each 49,
Fourth huor,
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Mems Department.

I5 Mems Unlanndered White Shirts, With dne
Madras hosons and cuffs. Sizes 16 and 161.. ke-
dUced 43c. each.
20 Mems Medium and Dark Coiored Tecks and
-Four in hand Scarfs. Reduced from Zoe. TO FOR
2Jc.
: Manhattan Shirts. with fine blue and white
Madras bosou.s and eufs- Sizes 15ls and 16 He
duced from 81. so Il S1.0J each
First uuo-.
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Baby Carriage Dent.

1 fine Whitney Rattan Carriage patent axles
rubber-tred wheels, patent brake. Reduced from
$1,000 to 81 80.
1 fine Rattan Carriage Corduroy upholsteriny
Reduced from $13. so TO $500.
Go-Cart. Reduced from 500 to 81 80: re-
duced from 81 30 to 81. go
Fourth floor.
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Souvenir Department.

Fsney ornamsnt. slightly damaged. Eedhccd
81 Soc
Bisque Ornaments, reduced from a.. 10 ice.
each; !. reduced frofn 81 Is to- !<h,.; T. reduced
from SOC, to 2oc., l. reduced from 55,. 10 l5r. =
First hoor.
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Corset DEPARTMENT. .

pairs French Corsets coutil. cut bias. heavily
bsned with zeal whaleboDe, two side steels top
finished with wide lace and ribbon Sizes Is. %
II and % Reduced from So 81 a. pair
pairs French Corsets. black italian cloth cut
bias, heavily boned with real whaIebone two side
steels. top finished with Lace. Sizes 49, 20 and Is
Reduced from Sl3.Jp TO $3.50 pair.
: pairs r. X q. Corsets. Gatinei black and white
heavily boned. top finished with lace Sizes % aud
"a. Reduced from 81. 30 to 81 90 pair
Second floor
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Hosiery Department.

Is pairs Womens Extra Fine Tan (;auze Ixsle
Thread Hose. foubie soles, high spliced heels aud
toes Sizes s12 0 and 35=. Reduced from $1.00 to
5Sc. pair.
10 pairs Wornen's Light Tan Cotton Hose double
.s,c. TO pairs for 25c.
First floor.
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Furniture Department.

Tables. 2Ox20. double shelf. oak and imi tation
mahogany, finely polished. Reduced from $2.25
81 80 each.
1 fine InIaid Mahogany Table. Reduced from
$500 TO $3.50.
Tables 2ix24. Initiation mahogany and oak
lower shelf, handsomely polished. Reduced from
500 to 81 95 each.
Combination Desk and Book Case with glass
doors. Reduced from $3.50 to $3.50.
Fourth toor.
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Bed Demartmemt.

Chiiren's White Enameled Crib, with woven
wire springs, slightly marred. Reduced from 500
$500.
Childrens Bed. with half sides and spring lot
tom. Size 3l.x5k feet. Reduced from $3.50 to
$500.
1 cbildren.s Bed with wire sprin. and
to S9.CO. ~
Third floor
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Rug Department.

u Nubia Jute Wilton Rugs slightly sc.led
from window display. Size 36x63 inches. Reduced
from 81. 10 TO 81. 10 each.
Reversible Ranas Rugs tsamples), in new and
attractive designs. Size 30x6O Inches Reduced
from $3.50 to 81 .25 each.
AllwOol Ingram Art Squares. in extra heavy
qualities. Size 1x9 feet. Slightly soiled. Re-
duced from IS. 10 to S. 40 each.
Third floor
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Art Department.

Is Hand ndembroidered Doyiies. R.du.sI from
2Je. TO 5c.~each. 80
Hand d-embsolderrd Handkerchief Dag. .eIcccd
from $2-O0 to 81 .O0.
to 15e.
.. 3 Enameled Palm s:eels. Reduced from soc to
EirRt 6s,ar
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Infants Department.

Childrens Pique Coats white pink and blue
cape trimmed with handsome embroidery and in.
serton- Reduced from 500, $:.oo and $ll 90 70
500 each.
Childrens Crash Refers. plain and en,pire
style. large collars trimmed with fancy braid Re-
dnced from $500 and $3.50 81 80 each
Fancy SILK and Straw Hats. trimmed with lace
and chiffon. Reduced from $3.50 and $500 to
$500 each.
second floor
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Cotton Department.

Wornen's Embroidered Swiss Aprons. Reduced
from I5c- to 371ac. each.
IL Wouen's Embroidered Swiss Aprons Re-
duceti from Soc. TO 25c. each
Second floor.
Evening star., 1898-04-14
TRAiLERS ON THE AVENUE
And on Fourteenth Street, and Electric Cars
to the Navy Yard.
Enlarged Service of the Capital
Traction Company. Will De Be-
gun Saturday-New Power House.

:. It is expected that, beginning Saturday,
the cars on the Capital Traction railroad
will be run by electricity from the new
power house of the company. 1t is possible
Of course that something may arise to pre-
vent this plan from being carried out, but
it is not anticipated by the officials that
such delay, If there should be any. will ex-
tend further than Sunday morning. The
interest Of the public in the completion of
the new power house and the placing at
its disposal Of a larger supply Of electricity
than can be leased lies in the fact that the
cars will then be run all the way to the
navy yard instead Of, as now, stopping at
the Baltimore and Ohio station. The
horses. are to be taken of this section OF
the line. and then. for the first time since
power house was destroyed by fire. the en-
tire road will again be equipped With a
rapid transit system
In addition to this change. which no
doubt will be a welcome one to the resi-
dents in the eastern section Of the city
the increased supply Of electricity will
make 1t possible to attach trailers to all
the cars on the 14th street and the George
town lines. The present service of single
cars has been found to be Inadequate to
meet the demands. and merely from a rev.
enue standpoint 1t Is estimated the COM
pany will be greatly benefited by this op-
portunity to provide better facilities.
The cars on the 7th street line will con-
tinue to be operated by cable until a third
engine Is installed in the new power
house. The change from the cable to the
underground system Is practically coinplet-.
ed, as there are only saMa three or four
hundred feet to be equtppdd with the con-
ductor bars. .is -2S
Much satisfaction n Is expressed over the
enforcement of the Commissioners regu-
lation which forbids splitting in the cars.
1t is said not only toehcoatribute to the
comfort Of passengers, but Is a sanitary
measure of 81 eat impogtanfe.
A suggestion of a seasonHble nature was
made this morning to MI Dunlop. the
president Of the road. by MI. Justice Har-
the effect that new regulation should he
made forbidding conductors from eating
onions.
Evening star., 1898-04-14
Glove Department.

pairs Women's Black Kid Gloves various sizes.
Reduced from $1.OO to soc. pair
pairs Women's Kid Gloves, red and tan. Sizes
81. AMI 6ti Reduced from $1.OO to soc. i..,i-.
First floor.
Evening star., 1898-04-14

&c. Bone and Rubber Fine Combs. 3r
DC. Petroleum Jelly. Green Ticket =,
Sc Assorted English Pins. Green a.
Ticket price. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. SSs
loe. Fancy Twill Garter Elastic.
Sc. a Strip.
SC. Good Toilet Soap
Sc. a Cake.
SOC. Mems and Boys White Unlaundcred
Shirts e'infcrced bosom, back and
'front.' all sizes from Il to liz. *
Zoe. Mems Colored Bordered Hem
stitched Handkerchief Green Ticket 10
Frice .-..,-.-..--.-..-. VSs
19c. Mems Fancy Half Hose In tan. black.
browns and gray: warranted fast
dyes and seamless. Green Ticket ON~
Price lZZ2S.
19c. Mems Suspenders in all oolors
and buckles and slides. Green Ticket n NJ
Ahce .--..-.---.- -.-........---...-.--- AVSs
&1.4S 26inch Gloria Silk Umbrellas. steel
rods. tassels and paragon frame. GNQ~
Green Ticket Price. e................... >SSs
$2.4s Ladies' AIl-siIk Plaid Parasols para
gon frame; many styles to select G zG
from. Green Ticket Price. ........ " u slS
81 Ladies' sbutton Suede Mousouataire
Gloves. ok. 5ai and only in colors 9nn<
and black. Green Ticket Price. OSSs
Si-25 Ladies' Black Foster Hook
Gloves, in 5ia, So and only. Green 1m-
ticket Price. ...-....-.............. V>Ss
Evening star., 1898-04-14
FRIDAYS Special Bargain i'm Petticoats.


with heading French
Special Bargain Price, SOC. Each.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
GREENTOWN.

The exhibition and box party held at
the Simontown schoolhouse, April 7th,
under the management of Miss Agnes
Hops, was decided success. Proceeds to
get bell for the school house.
ID. d. G. NJ. w. fl. Vascoe, of Homes
dale, installed the officers of Wallenpau-
pack Lodge, No. 47S, l. o. o. f., Saturday
evening; n G., f. II. Lange; " g., Geo.
Bartleson; f. s., J. b. Gllpin; Asst F s.,
Harry Akers; Chaplain, A. H. Roemer,
Jr The lodge has taken in five new mem
bers within the past month or two.
The telephone line from Greentown to
Gouldsboro Station is about completed.
Also from Greentown to Llama, and from
Llama to Tobyhanna
The Supervisors Of Greene are improv-
ing the nice weather by working the roads.
Considerable work was done in March,
which was an unusual occurrence in this
section.
Rev David Evans, pastor of HemlOck
Grove Church, started for Conference,
April 18th, which convened at Warwick,
NY, the 18th inst.
Mrs. E. f. Gilpin is on the sick list.
f. g. Hames, President of the Green
town and Gouldsboro Telephone Co., has
been very busy for the past two weeks, at
tending to the duties of his office.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
DELAWARE.

The common question is, chow many
eggs did you eatY'
The Schuyler school closed on Tuesday.
The recent cold snap suddenly put a
stop to pl wing.
Miss Minerva CLARK, who has been
pending week at Flatbrookville, came
iImc ON Saturday.
b. f. Schoonover, who suffered para
lytic stroke some time ago, is now in an
unconscious condition and all hopes for
his recovery have been abandoned.
The condition of Mrs. J. A. V an Gorden
whose illness has been spoken of in these
columns before, has not improved and but
little hope is entertained for her recovery.
The commodious dwelling of Wallace
Bensley is now nearly completed The
finishing touches will be put on this week
Considerable progress has been made in
repairing the roads in this town for the
past week.
We understand that Joseph and Wallace
BensIey have taken contract for the
erection of large building in the Smith
field Township.
Mrs Julia A. Van Druff, nee Van Cor
den, of East Stroudsburg, visited friends
and relatives here few days last week
Joseph Carhuff moved ON the Middaugh
farm, vacated by Calvin Cron, ON Monday
last.
But few removals were made in this
vicinity this spring.
SPECTATOR,
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
LEDGEDALE.

Miss Mary Schrader, who has been
working in Scranton, spent Easter with
her parents.
Edward Kane, o. Yonkers, N Y, a for
NOR resident Of this place, is visiting
friends in this vicinity.
Gertie Lockhart is working for Mrs. j.
H. Becker.
Mr., and Mrs. o. II Wolfe, of LaAnna
spent Sunday with Ira Killam and family
The Sunday School will hold their next
social, Tuesday evening, April i2, at Philip
Knights
Tuesday, April eth, Mrs. John Kniger
was given genuine surprise, it being her
birthday. Quite a number had been in
yited by-her husband. who was the only
one who knew of their coming
Our school closed Monday, April 4th.
The Best Observation-Disclosures.
lain's Pain Balm is the finest on
earth, write Edwards q Parker, of
Plains, Ga. This is the verdict of
all who use it. For rheumatism,
lame back, sprains. swellings and
the numerous slight ailments and
accidents common TO every house.
hold, this liniment has no equal
With it in the house a great deal of
suffering and pain may be avoided,
For sale by druggists and general
merchants in Pike County.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
PAUPAO.

John Masker, of Paterson, son
of Widow Charles Masker, died
April 5th of pneumonia and heart
failure. He was about forty six
years old The funeral services
were held in schoolhouse No. A and
were conducted by the Rev. g. S.
Raymond. Intermen in'the Paupac
cemetery.
Miss Louise Krusi was visitor of
the Misses Kimbles the past week.
The schools of Palmyra Township
are al closed except the Tafton.
Mrs Vetterline gave a party April
4th in honor of Miss Krusi.
The Rev. j. q. Raymond preache |
his last regular sermon, April 81, be-
fore going to Conference. He has
been with us for five years This
year he is obliged to seek a new
field for his labors, which we all
very much regret.
Mrs. Posten Cross has been on the
sick list for some time, at last ac-
counts was improving.
Sylvester Sheridan, who had an
operation performed some time ago
for cancer in the throat, says it is
troubling him again.
Mrs. II. G. Clark does not improve
as her many friends would wish.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
MATAMORAs.

Gilbert Nichols, who has been III for
some, time has had relapse, and is not
feeling so we'll
Miss Mary Myers is quite IN at her home.
Miss Jennie Dcmarest, of Patterson
spent Easter with the family of Mr. Al
fred Billman
An Elstsr Hop is to be given by the
Young Mems club of ST. Joseph's Church,
April 18th. at Millers Hall
j Bach has sold his residence on Penna
Ave to Mrs Phelps He expects to move
his family to New York soon
Mrs Henry Haines, who has been on the
sick list for several days, is improving.
Miss Mary sluires, Miss Nellie Hill, ana
Miss Maggie RISE, attended the Easter
Hop and dusicale given at Dserpark Club
Hall, on Monday evening They report
having a very pleasant time.
w II Barker, who recently died, was
granted patent on bicycle tire which
may be briefly described ms having thirty
two steel springs fastened to a regular rim,
the springs having attached to them, a
thin steel shoe with a rubber casing
Clarence Duly was rendered a surprise
mt his home, Thursday evening. The af-
fair was gotten up by Miss Angela Orce
and the young gentleman having over
come his native bashfulness was quite
equal to the occasion and gave his friends
pleasant evening
Epworth Church celebrated Easter with
very elaborate program. Addresses
we're made by, the pastor Rsv. f G..
Curtis, and Calvin Langton, Supt of the
School number of book prizes were
awarded for missionary work, and all de
serve great credit for their services in rem
dering most pleasing order of services.
The Easter services at st. Joseph,
Church were unusually attractive The
/ 0oral decorations were fine and the singing
excellent. Father Treis celebrated Holy
Mass in the early morning and also at ST
Mary's Church, Lackawaxen, later.
Hope Church was also beautifully dec
GRATED with geraniums and potted plants
The choir of eight voices rendered an
elaborate musical program and Rev. j. A
Wiegand preached an eloquent and i'm
pressive sermon.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
Dissolution Notice.

The partnership Of Brown & Arm
strong. Of Milford. Pa, has been dissolved
this day by mutual consent; all accounts
and debts due 20 the said late firm are to
be settled and adjusted with and paid to
Thomas Armstrong, who is authorized
and empowered to receive and receipt for
the same with full effect AS could have
been done by the said late firm.
BROWN & ARMSTRONG.
Milford, Pa, March Is, 1898
The undersigned having acquired the
interest in the business of che late firm of
Brown x Armstrong, will continue the
general merchandise business as formerly
conducted at the store in Browns Hall
building, in Milford, Pa.
T. ARMSTRONG q co.
March 20, 1896.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
Communicated.


PARLIAMENTARY April IT, I6JS 7
EDITOR OE THE PRESS.
Dear Sir A copy of your paper of
April 1st has been sent to me in which
see publication OF Childs's Park on the
Delinquency tax list of 81 cents, apparent
ly for school taxes
/ have paid Immediately, every tax bill
that has been sent to me, and paid school
tax in January last and was under the inn
preston that all taxes were paid | have
received from the executors of Mr.. Childs's
estate. funds for the necessary expenses Of
the Park. All bills presented TO me at my
office, 139 Sonth 7th. Street, Philadelphia.
will be promptly met
Will you please make mention of this in
your paper, rs do not wish the impression
to get abroad that the Childs's Park is not
to be maintained as u public park
Yours truly,
E. F. HOFFMAN.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15

EOR SALE. A small farm located near
il Matamoras, known as the Hensel or
Reinhardt place, containing 2l acres
Finely located, well watered. House and
barn Fruit of all kinds. Part improved.
Title clear. For terms, price, etc. address
Lock box g Milford, Pa.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15

TRESPASS NOTICE. Notice is hereby
Il given that trespassing upon the pro
perty of the Forest Lake Association IL
Lackawaxen township, Pike county, Pa.
for the purpose of hunting and fishing, oi
any other purpose is strictly forbidden un
der penalty of the law.
ALEXANDER HADDEN,
Nov %, 1895. President
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15

TRESPASS NOTICE Notice is hereby
i given that trespassing the south
ern half of the tract of land known as the
William Denny No. 3d. in ShohOla town
ship, for hunting, fishing, or, any other
purpose, also trespassing on Sawkill pond
In Dingman township. or fishing I'm it is
forbidden under penalty of the law.
NJ CLEILAND MILNoR,
Aprl54m Attorney for owner.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15

TRESPASS NOTICE Notice is hereby
i given that trespassing on the premises
of the undersigned, situated in D!ngman
township, for any purpose whatever Il
strictly forbidden, and all offenders will be
promptly prosecuted. IRA b. CASE.
Oct. "a, 1925.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15

TRESPASS NOTICE. Notice is hereby
j given that trespassing on the premises
of the undersigned in Dingman township
near the Delaware bridge, for hunting
fishing, berrying or for any other purpose
whatever, Is forbidden under penalty OF
the law. Any person or persons disobey-
ing this notice viii be dealt with in such u
manner as may be most etfectual TO pre-
vent a repetition.
II. STUBENDOFF,
April "a, 1897
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15

TRESPASS NOTICE. Notice is hereby
given that trespasslng on the promises
occupied by the undersigned in Dlnglnan
township. known rs the Buchanan farm
for hunting, fishing, berrying or any other
purpose whatever is forbidden under pen
atty of the law. Any person or persons
tisobeying this notice will be dealt with
in the severest lawful manner.
GEORGE II MCCARTY,
July 1, 1897. Lessee
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
NOTICE.

All persons are hereby notified that
throwing or burning papers or refuse Of
prohibited.
BY order OF the town council,
j. G. CHAMBERLAIN,
President pro tenn.
Attest, ID. II. HORNBECK, Secy.
Milford, May 8, 1896.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15

HOUSE TO LET on lower Hartford
Ill street, containing ten rooms Now
occupied by Mrs Decker For PARTICULARS
inquire of JACOB MCCARTHY, Mon tague,
N. j.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15

Something new, a spring tooth
harrow with wheels. Syracuse
blows and +" Planet Jr.n cultivators
at w. a. q. Mitchell's.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
Washington Hotels
RIGGS HOUSE.

The hotel par excellence of the capital,
located within one block of the White
House and directly opposite the Treasury.
Finest table in the city.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
THIS WEEK
-~N~%INEJ-~N~~~

This Week we will do our BEST. Stock the most
COMPLETE we have ever shown will be Sold at PRICES
that will make record that will be remembered for
many and many day.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
NATIONAL HOTEL.

A landmark among the hotels of Wash
ington, patronized in former years by
presidents and high officials. Always a
prime favOrite. Recently rcmodeled ana
rendered better than ever Opp Pa II
Il. dep. WALTER BURTON, Res. Mgr
These hotels are the principal political
rendezvous Of the capital at ali times
They are the best stopping places at rea-
s0nable rates 3
Q. G. STAPLES. Proprietor.
O. DEWITT, Manager.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1898-04-15
WlLLARD'S HOTEL.

A famous hOtelry. remarkable for its
historical associations and long-sustained
popularity. Recently renovated, repainted
and partially refurnished.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1898-08-18
FOREST CONDITIONS
Interesting Facts Disclosed by Re
cent Bulletins.

Wisconsin Is the first state to have
undertaken officially systematic in
quiry into It's forest wealth. To assist
the newly created forest commission.
the geological and natural history sur.
vey OF the state. ut the suggestion and
with the cooperation Of the u. s. divi-
sion Of forestry devoted $500 to this
purpose The work was performed by
Filbert Roth, one OF the experts OF the
division OF forestry. and full report
Of the same has been published both
by the geological and history survey
Of Wisconsin, and by the department
Of agriculture as bulletin 16 Of the diyi-
sion OF forestry. This bulletin con-
tains also an exposition by DIR Fer
now, the chief Of the division, OF the
general, as well as the manner Of pro-
nature and object of such surveys in
general as well as the manner OF pro-
cedure and Of the character and rel
alive accuracy OF the information OBJ
tanned.
The survey was necessarily In form
OF canvass, relying more on the
knowledge OF the numerous local
woodmen than on personal examina-
ton, this latter, for want OF time, hav-
ing been restricted to the inspection
Of typical cases During Journey
Of three and one-half months, q coun-
Ties, with an area of over Is million
acres, or little over half OF the state,
were visited, no county receiving less
than two days attention. From tho
information thus obtained, 1t appears
that this northern half OF Wisconsin
Is an undulating plain, with less than
3 per cent. OF real hilly land, but near
ly 20 per cent. Of low, fiat ground;
that nearly 30 per cent. in four dis
tinct areas, Is made up OF loamy sand
lands, the remainder being gray loan
and clay lands, while nearly II per
cent. Of the total Is occupied by
swamps. From the farmers stand
point about 60 per cent. is at and 81
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1898-08-18
DANDELloNs FROM KANSAS.

Every one kno q people as mean
as Spanish spies.
Not being a Cuban we are always
glad when Saturday night comes.
When a man doesn't use tobacco
In any form we wonder how II hap
pened.
There Is very little sympathy
for any man who gets injured In a
friendly scufIle."
There 10 a time In every girls life
when she regrets that she wasn't
Lucille"
A boys idea of funny thing on
the stage Is for one inan to bit an
other with q stuffed club.
An Atchlson girl whose father
carries a dinner bucket refuses to be
geen on the streets with an oil can.
When woman begins losing her
amiabillty she shows II first in CON-
planning about company In summer.
An Atchison woman is not only
poor cook and housekeeper. but she
does not laugh at her husbands
Jokes.
The Ideal Husbands will have an
outing tonight. They will go to
wadIng place near town, tuck up their
pants. and go In no deeper than their
knees, their wives being OF the
opinion that deep Tater means cramps
and death by drowning. -Atchison
Globe.