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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
sob We're Oh We're is MY Little Dog
Gone p,

Two Pollocks were arrested Thurs.
day and appeared in police court,
dangling from the chain of policeman
Lucock. The charge against them
was that OF disorderly conduct OH the
street They. were not at all par
ticular about what became of them
so long as they were allowed to con-
tinue the original argument The
fact that they were both blissfully
ignorant OF police court ways and
Language lent peculiar charm TO the
conversation in which they INDUCED.
When the police judge asked Mike
what he had to say why sentence
should not be passed upon him ac-
cording TO the "etatoots," he replied,
not in the. historic words of another
hero on q somewhat similar occasion,
but systematically as follows: HE
lied! He say kill his dog Then
1 say he liei The he cay he lick me I
BY Cas- He can't do It He hit
me firet!" The prosecuting attorney
then asked where he hit him. "Hit
me! / say he never hit me! He
struck at me, but he never touched
me-" The second party then broke
in, having RETAINED not from any
timidity, but from an impeachment in
his speech occasioned by a violent
attempt to say ten things at the same
time. "You told your children that
you killed my dog!" YOU'RE ten thou
sand liars" yelled Mike and then
everybody present had to lend help.
ing hand to keep the two from eating
each other. BY this time Judge Gard
had caught his breath and announced
that the gentlemen would consider
themselves fined 50 apiece, 81 don't
give a-whoop," said Mike, 81 haven't
got cent nohow.p
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29

Several physicians treated me, but no
permanent benefit was derived.
-Four times was stricken with nervous
pfostration twice with gastritis.
These attacks would throw me- into
spasms.
could eat neither meat or vegetables.
II my bare feet touched the floor was
Immediately seized with cramps.
~ was used up, helpless, hopeless.
commenced to take DR.. William
Pink Pills for Pale People. One box was
consumed and felt no better. This dis
eourag>d me.
any wife urged me to try the pills
some more, feeling that my Life depended
upon the result
continued to take them.
Since then, and It has been several
months, have enjoyed life.
Have preached all summer and held
revival meetings for fifteen weeks.
have had no muscular exercise for
years, but recently, have done considerable
hard work in my garden, my muscles
standing this test remarkably well.
Every Sabbath | preach three times
and now think | am good for another
twenty years, il the Lord wills"
To add weight to his words, Rev. Nc
CreadY made affidavit before ID. Brookes,
Notary Public.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
exert a powerful influence in restoring
wasted nerve power and in purifying. and
enriching the blood. Druggists consider
them the most effective remedy which
they dispense.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
Resolutions of Respect.

WHEREAS our eOmrade George Y. Baker has
-ou the order o. tie Great Commander gone to
occupy a place Ia the enoampmeut on high
therefore
ResOtUeds That the family is bereft Of low
1ng husband aud kind Gather. McCook Post re-
spected and beloved oomrade, aud the com
munitY quiet aud patriotic citizen.
ResOJOed That we extend TO the family oui
sympathy IN this trying hour aud pray thA
ahey may hook forward to a happy re union II
that hoID where the ranks are never broken
ResOJseG That the charter OF our post be
.draped Tor THIRTY days that copy OF these res
4olutloRs " furnished the city papers for publ
cadon. aOspg handed TO the family, and tina
aIbas acton be made - pant Of the records o
Nc Cook poat.
Or g. moore,
Com H. NJ. MA Il,
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
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u w DRLAHLAl 4

The war with Spain will und oubt-
~ make money sesreer and Interest
higher. Therefore il you want to get
IA loan on your farm or renew your old
loan it would BE- good idea to do SO
at once. We have one hundred
thousand dOllars on hands TO loan. So
ii you wish loan On your farm call
OR or write US before the rate of inter-
est 10 raised
Our rates are the lowest.
Either straight or small cash com
mission. Option payments.
BosTWICK d. AoERs,
Real Estate, Loius and Insurance,
lola, Kans., Telephone AZ
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
Obituary.

DIED: At the home of her brother.
in-law, J. b. Afchison, in this city,
yesterday morning at ll:30 o'clock,
Mrs. w. r. Hadley, in the 3lst year
of her age, The funeral was conduct
ed from the house at IL O'Clock today
by Rev. K, A. Bruner. Mrs Hadley
was daughter OF Rev. and Mrs. J. f..
Myler, and being In poor health, came
here for a rest and visit with her
parents. A short time after her ar
rival her mother while apparently in
good health suffered stroke ofparal-
ysis aud her death followed soon after
wards. Mrs. Hadley being already
in feeble condition, was Frustrated
by the nervous shock and gradually
sank until death resulted The two
deaths iu the family In so short a
time is very distressing and falls par
ticularly hard on Mr.. j, e. Myler who
is we'll along in years and not very
strong. The deep sympathy of the
entire community goes out to the be.
reaved relatives.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
KUCkLEN,s ARNIUA sALVE

Che best Salve in the word for Cute,
BrGises, sores, Ulcers. salt Rheum,
Fever sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
EhiIblains, Corns, and all skin Erup-
tioae, GGd positively cures Piles, or nc
pay Cequiret. 1t is guaranteed to
give perfeet satisfaction or money re.
funded Price % cents per box. Fol-
sale by c. q. Spencer Il Co
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
Santa Ee Route.

Colorado Springs and Msnitou are
said 10 be- the greatest summer and
heolth resorts and people of all parts
OF the world are taking advantage Of
THE grand climate and light air. We
make direct connections at Ottaws
win our Colorado and California faat
trains. Passengers leaving IoIa on
the 1870 +. m. train arrive in Colorado
next morning.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
NO GRIPPING OR PAINS.

Arrowsmith, H., Jan. % 1867.
Dear Sirs:-I have been bothered
for Is years with constipation and l
have tried many preparations during
that time. | commenced using DR..
Laldwell's Syrup Pepsin in the fall of
1895 and neesitatingly say it is the
best remedy I have ever found for my
trouble. No gripping or pains after
taking. Yours, VIM HURT.
c. b. spencer d Co.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
rHE sun

may shine brightly and the birds
may sing their sweetest songs but II
your stomach is not right there is no
happiness for you. Keep bottle of
DR.. Cald welps syrup Pepsin in the
house and use it according to direc-
tions and the sun and birds will not
shine and sing in vain. Constipation
and indigestion cured. Trial size Toe
90 doses aud in soc and Sl.00 bottles.
orc. b. spencer d Co
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
SANTA FE ROUTE.

summer tourists rates, in effect
June lst. Rate of fare for round trip,
to Ashland, Wis, $S4 80; Clear Lake,
Iowa, $2l.55; Colorado Springs, Colo,
S25 so; Denver, Colo, S25. 80; Duluth,
Mimi, s3l.2O; Grand Canyon If the
Colorado River, Ariz,, 5000; Mackl-
nav, Mich, $40 IS; Madison Milwau-
kee and OC0nomoc, Wis, 5000.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
Another smelter For The Gas Belt

Pittsburg Headlight
a change took place In the working
torce at the offices OF the Cherokee
Lanyon Smelter company in this city
Mon lay. caused by the resignation OF
l.. 4. McRsyas assistant general man.
aver. G. G. Cockerill, who has held
the position of chief clerk, has been
promoted TO fili the vacancy, aud A.
III. Long well, formerly shipping clerk
has been made chief clerk and Frank
Curnow is now the shipping clerk. 1t
is understood that Mr.. Moray will
enter the smelter business on his own
account with Nevada and st. Louis
capitalists with factory located in
the gas belt between lola and La
Harpe
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
Your Friends in the Army or Navy

y
Do you want a picture Of their
ships, or of the cities they attack ?
You can secure all this and more by
purchasing the newly issued series of
portfolios Qn fifteen parts) entitled
1.-The American Navy, Cuba aud
Hawaii Nearly $50 large half-tone
pictures Of war-hips, cities Havana,
Santiago, Honolulu, etc. forts, har-
bnrs, batteries, rivers, plantat'ons,-
in fact the very places where our
men have been aud will be fighting
Also excellent portraits of Dewey,
sampson, Schlev aud Lee. All pic
lures accomp 'nied by full explsna-
tory text aud maps. single parts ten
cents; full set Sl.50. Call at Santa
Re ticket office.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
santa Fe Konie.

q, A. r. excursion to Cincinnati,
Ohio. Santa Fe route will have
special service and will arrive in
Cincinnati, Ohio, several hours ahead
irregular trains. See agent.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
THERe Is NO 2 ABOUT IL.

No question indeed with those who
have used it, but that Foley's Kidney
Cure IL absolutely reliable for all kid
ney and bladder diseases. For sale
| by Evans Bros.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
City Council rleeting.

Police Judge recommended that
Leonard Ferguson, Marion, Spry,
Harry Williams and John Buckley be
released from the county Jail on con-
dition that they leave town, leaving
fine and eosts standing against them.
Motion was carried.
Bill of II. Hobart for boarding
prisoners S43 20. was submitted and
allowed.
Geo. Croker, cleaning cemetery SIS 90
G. C.. Lueock, police July h.. 20
j. w. COutant. lock and KEYS tor
nre mousse. ...........,..... 49,. uO
II. T.. Thomas, setting scales. =. | 80
q. 7. Nichols, foundation for
scales. Observation-Disclosures, ..... w
J + Triue, lumbe TOR bridge 8 w
Cul bertsOn A. SON, corner side
Walk .,....... ..........,...... -
r.. T.. Ault, work of dag SAT- | rs
L.. G.. Martini seavengtr . . 3 %
n. c. Mckinney, 100 perch stoue
weighed aud hauled ......... 81 II
street and alley committee reported
ou sldewalks az tOllnw-: simon Heller
add Others, fav0rble report; Jas. Mills
aud others favorable.
Fred Hsilnau made complaint of
water standing in front lots 3, . and
30, 6ik % aud asked that same he
drained.
JTdidary eommittee was instructed
TO dcsW ap an ordinance creating an
office OF weigh .masier and fix rates.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29
A Minister'S
Trials.

This narrative from minister is Of greatest 0alue
to those Wh0se ne,OeS are mVStyn1g, heath shattered
oerOise ai1ing. II is particularly abb,9b,iate in
this age Of actt0e nervous, endless labor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-07-29

Another car Of that celebrated 0. b.
Flour at Klaumann's.
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-05-17
Shirt Waists.

Fine Percale shirt waists,
dark and light colors, Roman
stripes, plaids and checks, %
styles to choose from, detach-
able collars to match every
garment, this seasons make.
can't be matched elsewhere
for less than Toe, Challenge
Sale price 47c
Another lot made of i'm
ported percales, comprising
everything new in the
shirt-waist line, a rare bar
gain at S1.00 to LIS, Chal-
lenge Sale price 69c
Exquisite shirt waist made
of fine sheer organdie, mulls,
fancy lappets, dimities, in
fact anything your taste may
desire, styles too numerous to
mention, values up to S1.90,
Challenge Sale price CSC
All our $500 silk shirt
waists for this Challenge sale
S2.79
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-05-17
Boys and Children's Clothing

lot boys long pants, piece suits, our regu-
lar S4oO suits; challenge price s2.49
129 boys long pants suits Il to 10 years, round
and square, your choice of our $3.50 suits for
challenge sale S349
Knee pants suits, age 4 to Ia, sold everywhere
atSl.2 %; challenge sale price 69c
l25 children's junior and REFER suits large
rang eof patterns to choose from, well worth
$3.50; challenge price S1.29
Chidren's all wool black worsted, fancy chevi-
OTIS and cashmere suits, size to IA, high grade
tailoring, finely finished, worth up to $500; chal-
lenge sale price 1924
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-05-17
Wash Goods.
10
inch
Toweling
Sc

1000 yds. fine dimities and
mulls, most up-to-date patterns
made to sell at 10c, Challenge
Sale price per yd., SC
500 yds. organizes in all the
new two toned effects, stripes,
checks, dots and floral designs,
not piece can be bought else
where for less than 20c, Chal-
leage Sale price per yd., 73c.
1,500 yds. just arrived fresh
from the factory, most exquisite
designs shown this season, com
prising everything in dotted
Swiss organizes, dimities, satin
stripe effects, in fact everything
new to be had, sold everywhere
at 25c, Challenge Sale price per
yd., 122c
White apron checks. small and
large check, and broken plaid eff
fects, made to sell at Sc, Chal-
lenge Sale price per yd., &c
36 in. Percales, strictly fast
color, sold everywhere at 129c,
Challenge Sale price per yd., &c
Toile du Nord dress ginghams,
sold everywhere at 121c, Chal-
lenge Sale price per yd., &c
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-05-17
Wrappers.

Light and dark Percale Wrap
pers, neatly trimmed, well made,
wide skirts, tight fitting waists,
cost of material alone, S1.00,
Challenge Sale price sec
Your choice of all our S1.25 to
1.75 Lawn Percale and Organdie
wrappers, made with fitting
waist, tight backs, loose fronts,
prettily made up, extra wide,
Challenge Sale price o5c
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-05-17
Dress Goods and Silks.
Lawn
Hoods
&c

AZ and Al in. all wool and silk
mixed Novelty Dress Goods,
fancy Jacankard's silk warp Hen
riettas, etc, black, and all the
new spring colorings, every piece
this springs production, made to
sell at 75c to Sl.00 per yd., Chal-
lenge price per yd., 429c
AS and 80 in. French Serges
and English Storm Serges in all
the new blue shades, highest
grade, combed wool used in these
goods, sold everywhere at S1.00
to SIPS, Challenge Sale price,
Csc
IA in. black and blue figured
Mohairs and Brillianteen, just
the proper thing for skirts, will
not show dust, sold elsewhere at
SOC, Challenge Sale price per yd.,
CSC
36 in. English Cashmere, fine
quality, full range of new spring
colorings, actual value 35c, Chal-
lenge Sale price per yd, 19c
All wool Serge, full range of
colors, sold everywhere at 60c,
Challenge Sale price per yd., 29c
An Extraordinary Offer.
Choice of hundreds of short
lengths from | TO 3 yls., just the
proper thing for waist and trim
mings, comprising cross grains,
plain and fancy taifets, Roman
stripes, small and large checks,
in fact anything you may desire
in silks worth up to $l.50, Chal-
lenge Sale price per yd., doc
Is in. China Silk, full range
of colors, sold everywhere at
35c, Challenge Sale price per yd.,
l74c
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-05-17
Ladies and ChiIdren's
Underwear and Hose.

Boys heavy ribbed seamless
fast color, doubled heeled toe and
knee bicycle hose; this hose is
known as the Iron Clad and war
ranted best wearing hose made,
actual value 25c; challenge sale
price 121s
Ladies full lengths fast black
and tan seamless, high spliced
heel and toe, sold everywhere at
zoe; challenge sale price 81
Ladies' ribbed sleeveless vests,
tapped seams, crochet necks, well
worth 2oc; challenge sale
price fOc
Ladies' pink, blue, red and
lavendar vests made of fine
Egyptian combed yarn, regular
25c value; challenge sale price,
lac
Child's French balhrigan
underwear, all ages 16 to 30, n
bargain at Soc; challenge sale
price 1Oc
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-05-17
The Globe Shoe, Clothing & Dry Goods Co
Clothing

Is suits, round and square cut made of fancy
Scotch mixtures, well lined, a bargain ut $3.50;
challenge sale price S198
40 suits, round cut sacks, made of good quality
mixed suitings, nicely tailored good lining, well
made AMI can not be bought elsewhere for less
than $3.50; challenge price 1898
179 suits, imported worsteds, cassimeres and
cheviots, styles up to date, tailoring of the best
high grade lining, bargain at $1,000 challenge
sale price S4.45
$50 all wool chevots, fancy worsteds Scotch
tweeds, light and dark cassimeres, black clay
worsteds, round and square cut, plain or fancy
Innings, made by high grade tailors and finished
up to date, can't be bought elsewhere for less
than $3.50; challenge sale price $500
50 suits, composing all the new two toned eff
fects, colored worsted, beautiful grays, tans and
browns, mixed goods, every suit warranted, sold
the world over for $500; challenge sale price
s795
The Florence daily tribune., 1898-05-17

Dry Goods Sundries.
Ladies' silk club ties 35c grade.
Challenge Sale price 19c
Wash boa ties, 15c ones. Chal-
lenge Sale price TIC
Infants fine lawn and silk en-
broideried hoods worth up to Coo
Challenge Sale price Csc
Infants and Child's fine
hoods, exquisite embroidery,
goods that are sold elsewhere at
s1.00. Challenge Sale price ACC
800 fine Swiss embroidered
edge handkerchiefs bought to sell
at pc. Challenge Sale price 3
Tor 25c
Ladies' fancy carriers, hand
some buckles, 25c kind; chal-
lenge sale price 1Oc
The times., 1898-09-18

Mott and the National Circuit.
Uncle Jerry Mott has suffered untold
agonies with his national circuit this
week. 1t has been lost somewhere in the
The times., 1898-09-18

Iege and as soon as possible the athletic
association will hold a meeting to organ
lie for the year, the election OF yard Of
ficers being one of the principal objects
There are a number of candidates in the
field and the election promises to be spir-
tied.
An effort viii be made TO again bring
athletics in all departments. up the
high standard attained several years ago.
and there is every reason 10 believe that
it is possible 10 do so as a number of the
old favorites are back for the term and
several new men who have won distinc-
ton will help TO strengthen all lines Of
outdoor sports
A special effort will be made 10 put
strong winning football team in the field,
and under the energetic direction OF
doc" Watkins. who has been made man
ager of football, the team will engage in
battles of the pigskin with a number OF
strong college teams The doctor deserves
credit for arranging big game for Thank
giving Day, when his team Will line up
in an oid-tiIne holiday contest with CO.
-lumbian College of this city. This will be
the first time since 1881 that a George
town football team will line up against
another organization
The eleven will be selected about Oc-
tober I, and in the meantime a large
number OF candidates viii try for places
Among those who viii make a try for
places are: Casey. Downes. Walsh, and
Fleming, Of last seasons baseball team;
Mulligan. Murphy. and Collins. 1901, the
champion of last seasons class teams.
will contribute several players and alto
gether the prospects are very bright for
a fast, snappy team, which will try for
touchdOwns and goals and for 'blue and
gray" honors. o. P. SCHMIDT
The times., 1898-09-18
THE WORLD OF WHEELMEN
Tie Defeat of Major Taylor by
Jimmy Michael.
CHAMPIONSHIP STANDING
Uncle Jerry Mott Has Trouble With
His National Circait-L. A. w. Com
troll of Cycle RaciDg Unpopular.
Suspension of the Willow Grove
Track.

The old story of the monkey whose
greediness prevented him from withdraw
ing his hand from the jar of nuts be-
cause ne had grasped too many. while
had he been more reasonable in his de-
sires he could have enjoyed the de!icacy.
finds a parallel in the recent race be-
tween Jimmy Michael and the Stick of
LicoTice' Major Taylor Taylor defeat
ed Michael in mile heats, and overcome
by JOY, his manager the irrepressibie
Billy Brady. Immediately issued a chal-
lenge. backed by big wads OF stake mon
ey. to race the negro against any man
in the world for a middle distance ami
that. too with vivid recoliections of Ed
die McDuffee's victory over the coIored
boy.
However. the major met Jimmy again,
and the story is a sad one from the he
gro's point of view. He made a misera-
bic failure of the race. Michael winning
by nearly a mile. Taylor was unable to
hold his pace at a reasonable gait after
three miles. and Michael won as he pleas
ed. burying the negro's ambition and his
managers money at the same time. This
was the most important race of the week,
the second in Importance being Frank
Walters defeat of Frank Starbuck in a
50-mile race at Baltimore. Waller won
easily after the thirty-fifth mile. when
Starbuck found the distance too great
for him. This is excee eedingly reSrettable
as Starbuck gave promise Of being one Of
Americas best riders early last season.
but his miserable showing this year has
put him out of the running. This makes
only a slight change in the middle dis
tance percentage table, the record of the
men being as follows up to date:
The times., 1898-09-18

East, and since early last week there
have been few reports of it. In fact,
great many began to think that the end
of the national circuit had come, as the
men scattered all over the country and
the reports were few and far between. The
national circuit this year has not been
glittering success. The races have been
good, but there has been no actual cham
pionship races. Last year we had cham
pions for the various distances. but this
year this condition of affairs is lacking,
and while Bald is credited with being the
champion up TO date, there are a number
of men who have won more races than he.
Gardiner, for instance, who, counting
wins. is far ahead of Bald is yet below
several of the riders who have won a
smaller number of national circuit races
than he, and he is not credited with the
wins he is entitled to. Mr.. Mott. when
he devised the championship table
scheme, meant well, but, like many other
good things, the practice did not meet
the requirements of the theory 1t is
most unlikely that this scheme will be In
vogue again next year. and we will either
come back to the distance champions or
We viii come 10 series of Eastern and
Western champions, the winners of each
division to meet at a national Meeting TO
decide the real champion This is the
most reasonable system, and the racing
board would do well TO consider it at the
next assembly. There are many good men
III the West who have not figured in the
championship this year, and there are
also a number of Fasteners who have
been unable to join the championship
brigade. Two sets of championships
with grand final seems to be the only
solution.