Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1898-02-12

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A volume 90 Aids 20 the Cook
Philadelphia North Americsr.
a Juvenile Logic.sn-M Ma. Is there any
pie left In the psntryr' There Is one
piece. but you can't have a." You are
mistaken. ma. I've had i,."-Clevelani
Plain Dealer
We've so; TO econonsze." said NJ.
Gargoyle 20 his wife Very well. dear"
replied the good woman. cheerfully.
You shave yourself and III cut your
hal-. Harlem Life.
she-Did you see that bird Of pa-a-
disc on Mrs Styles hat al the theater
last nights He-That wasn't what tie
fellow who sat behind her called it,
IOnkers Statesman.
Mrs Passay Everybody says my
daughter go. her beauty from ne.
What do you say 10 that? Mr.. Wits
Wen. think IL was very unkind OF heT
10 take i from you.-Up 20 Date.
"one 'er de troubles bout dlshere
lie, said Uncle Eben. is dat ny de
time a man hab a realizin' sense dat nc
orter learn sumpin'. be feels Ike he's
too Old ter stsht n."-Washiagton star.
Mr. Figg Happy is the country that
mas no history"-do you uneerstan
that. Tommy TOMMY guess IL
means the Kids are happy. cause they
don't have 10 study indianapolis
Journal.
8ostonlan-Is this friend thas ~ou
wish 20 bring 10 dinner mitch or p
raconteuTf Chicago Manila AIMED =
know: but. say. you'n die iaughin' it We
get him TO tellin' stories.
Leader.
Winis-Parker's salary was doubled
a short time ago. 50 hear. Wallace
Yes. Il was; but IL got him IN lots OF
trouble. Willis How's that? wal
lace His wife found Il QUITO Wn
Topics.
Hungry Higgins What do you think
this here football. anyway? Weary
! Watkins is something In u call.
ed a rush line. amt theyf "Yaas. %
Well, that Amt my line. ndiauapo-
/ lis Journal
/ Deacon Handy We're going 20 have
a reformed prizehghtcr talk at the TEN
perance meeting Thursday night. The
/ Deacons Son-How is IL possible that
he can be reformed q he still talks?-
/ Chicago News.
Il get tired writing Jokes Icy after
day said the amateur humo-ist
Don't you care" replied bis friend ron
Ssllngly. Think how tired the people
are who read Philadelphia
North American.
4 asked the young woman Ia front
OF me 10 remove her big hat. so l could
see the stage did she do ity' NO.
she said n she held her hat in her LAP
she couldn't see the stage herseis. -
Chicago Record.
Sometimes" said Uncle Eben. "dal
wouldn't be so much objection l. q
man habb.n' his own opinion ef d.
didn't persist IN goin' aroun' an tryin
ter glib ebbery body else clear title e
Washington Star.
Great men" remarked the thought
ful youth. are frequently misunder
stood by the public" That" reptile,
Senator Sorghum. gravely, lis very
true. And mighty lucky Il is for some
OF them. Washington Star.
Jay Green (sourly)-If them peopl,
don't do different about il. blamed Il
III go 10 the party tomorrow night
Josh Medders-What do you want EN-
20 do In order 20 get you 20 70? Jay
Greer-lnvite me.-BOstOn Traveller.
You mean TO tell me that you dom
think foot ball ought 10 be sup
/ pressed? Just look how many &c
MANNED and killed In the game" Il
doesn't main and kin anybody excep
foot ball players. En-
quirer.
y won't submit 20 being turne,
away" said the disappointed arriva
AT the hotel. Sec here-rm fiushv' An,
ne displayed a roll of bills. Il know.
responded the clerk; but I've got
fun house. "-Philadelphia North Amer
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