Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1898-03-31
y Young Ladies Rules.

| don't let man smoke when he
walks or drives with me. If he knows
no better than to do it, l promptly tell
him what l think of it.
don't give my photograph to men.
| used to occasionally, but | am much
wiser now. I should hate by and by to
know that my face might be hanging
up in some Tom Dick or Harrys
room
Idon't let a man take hold of my
arm when he walks with me- If he
does l tell him prefer him to give me
his arm.
don't 90 out with a man friend just
because he asks me. l like it better
if he asks another lady to go too, his
sister, for instance.
don't let any man see me home
from church If he hasn't gumption
enough to take me there and sit
through the services with me, he may
stay away altogether.
don't let a man give me presents
unless it is something of a trifiing cost,
like fruit or flowers. And l always
gage a man by his taste in this respect.
don't encourage any young man
who is Lot perfectly polite and agree
able to my mother. Whoever calls
upon me sees a great deal of her.
| don't allow a caller to stay later
than ten o'clock If he does not go at
that time, I politely tell him my Gus
tom.
1t has always been.a mystery why so
many people suffer from chapped hands
when Salvation Oil will cure them at
once.
Having been surprised by the police,
Montreal burgler jumped forty feet
room a window into a snowbank.
A SNOWFALL in a sham battle struck a
| Wilmington, Del, with such force
in the side that one OF his ribs was
broken and he died a few days after
HOODS PILLS cure Liver Ills, Bill
iousness, Indigestion, Headach
Easy to take, oasy to operate. 25c-
Forain is telling n story to Chase
after dinner and in the course of it
| remarks:
Then rang violently for my ser
| want
What, somebody interrupts, have
You got servant
NO" says Forain, but I've got a
bellr'-Fiearo
Her Mother am surprised, my
daughter, that you suffer a man to kiss
you.
Herself But mother. l don't call
it suffering
Wine skins, made Of the hides of
pigs, goats, calves or oxen, are still
used in the rural districts of Spain
First Poet II am going to have my
revenge upon the editor"
Second Poet "HowT
First Poet lin hoarse whIspery-'Tve
sent him poem, and I've poisoned
the gum on the return envelope. -
Stray Stories
The death penalty as rarely enforced
in Germany, Austria, Denmark or
Sweden In New York eleven out of
twelve murders escape without any
punishment; and in the United States
only one murderer in fifty suffers capital
punishment
The Chinese dictionary, compiled by
Pa-cut she, 1000 years before Christ, is
the most ancient of any recorded in the
literary history.
Prospective Tenant-"Number t'ir-
teen2 1t might nod be lucky to live
in house vot vas number tirteen"
Agent don't believe in such
nonsense IA that?'
Prospective tenant-"Well vot re
duction will you make in der rent if l
take der chances?"
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