Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1898-05-27
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Darling, I wanted to tske wa,

dear. We can so tomorrow ninh, ''
Life.
Henpeck-I have troubles Of my ouu
Mrs. Henpeck-But you are the nar,na.
of my woes. Henpeck- silsn,
in everything else Cincinnati, ri,,s
Star.
"The doctor would like to see Won IN
side. said the maid to the caller i, ~.
reception room. Not muchr' soid tn~
startled patient; ''he can't try any Y.
ray on me. "-Yonkers Statesman
Nodd-My wife told me if woD,s,
peace with her, l would have TO ras,an
from my club. Todd-And Won ar.
getting along all right now? NoddN
oh. yes. I'm living at the club-Ex
Il hear that the crowd assaled Won
when you appeared at the Plupkvilla
Opera House." False. me boy f,lso"
replied the eminent tragedian. Mr.
Barnes former: 'all false. There WA
no crowd. "-Indianapolis Journal
Did you hear of the accident which
befell your brOther!' Accident? M,
Not serious. hope" well, rather
An idea struck him. and now the entira
upper part of his head is paralyzed"-
New York Herald
Mr.. lsaacs-1 sells you dot coat at
grad sacrifice. CustOmer-But Won say
that of all your goods. How do YOU
make living? Mr.. lsaacs-Mein frient
l makes a small profit on de paper and
string.-New York Weekly.
What intensely red hair that young
man has. exclaimed Maud: I'm sur
prised that you seem to like him 50
WELL "Oh," replied Mamie. 81 don't
like him very well. never invite him
to anything put pink teas. Washing
ton Star
GargOyle tback in town after wears
aDsence,-When l went away. Jones
and Brown were rival suitors for Miss
Twitters hand. Which proved to he
the lucky man? Glandcrs-C Can't tell
that yet. She married Brown only
month ago. ASK me again in about
year.-Life.
Flick-Call him musician. Why he
doesn't know the difference between a
nocturne and Il symphony. Flack-
You don't mean it: And they hurry to
get away from one another. Each is
terribly afraid that the other will ask:
by the way, what is the differencew-
Boston Transcript.
NO, ma'am said Meandering Mike,
I'm sorry. but it's ag'in my principles.
Il can't split no wood" Well" she an
severed, there will be load of coal
here this afternoon, and" I'm sOr-
ry ag'in; but can't carry no coal. But
I'll tell you what will do-I'll compro-
mise. Ell you've got a gas-stove, I'll
turn on the gas" -Washngton Star.
Here. you've been telling me all
along" said the brght-faced young
wife. what wonderful cook your
mother was; and now your Aunt Jane
has just told me that your father was
:, a chronic dyspeptic' We'll. you see
the young husband murmured, with
deep sigh. mother learned by practc'
ing on father" -Cleveland Plain Deal
er.
THAT young man Of yours. said the
= observing parent. as his daughter came
I down to breakfast. SHOULD apply TOT
p Job in dime museum" why. rain
y err" exclaimed the young lady. in tones
4 of Indignation. what do you meap'
a Il noticed, when passed through the
4 hall late last night" answered the ou
q man, that he had two heads upon Ills
n shoulders. Chicago News.
q Foster-So her father refused to con-
t sent to your marriage with his dausn'
d ter? Biglin-No. that's just the ueuce
d Of it. He gave me no answer when
r told him what had called for, ana 'ou
e Inc if l didn't leave in less tiiah wv
a seconds, he'd kick me out. WHAT 5 u !"
r, done with a fellow who VIII "ahue'
Is off in that way from the subject Oh u'''
n cussion ?-Boston Transcript
y Mrs. Greene-My husband is sucn .
% thoughtful man. He always s0.s
down into the basement Kitchen '"
smoke. Mrs. Gray-And lets 'lie '~s
come upstairs into the dihihsioS,o
=, through the dumb waiter. MIS- w.,
'" Yes. hut that's because he Is apSen'
" minded, POOR man. That has no'n.n nS
-. to do with his thougntluihess'
q know.-BostOn Transcript.
"a Attorney-You say you hau o"'. ,so
!. see Miss Billings and was at the w. :,
Ia Mt the time the burglary was coli'"..
~ ted? Witness-Yes, sir. Al'o'n' -.
m Then how did it happen that wien as.
"a prisoner dashed into the room a"' N.
al saulred you, you leaped throusn at.
i, window and went home, makihe ~ IN.
h. tempt to defend the lady or CIV no,
m alarm? Witness-I Thought II va"
ts father-Life. nm.
n. "My friend" said the kind! o o,u
tleman who likes to make Cd Id fol.
ances while travelling. you sno0 ,earu
low my example. l strive . ~ i" VS.
ed something new every day ~ man;
the answer of the quiet ycuns .,uoss;
le, that may do in your line Q, u,,,e turn
", Int IL YOU were doing vaude'n ,onces
.,.;.,, ,,o vou'd realize that au" .os