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The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

York papers about a gigantic obster
seizin' my skif and upsettin' il in Key
port bay?'
Il dew, and was that one . your
Iies?"
at was-One O. my small ones
Then you'll certainly do fur the up
per crust Of high society here sez
Ephriam, as he slaps his leg. THAT
was a bewtiful lie-a beWtiful lie.
Hanged if it didn't deceive all the liars
in Squan Creek! Yes, that's all right,
but must ak We furder. Heyin cncc
told a lie DO ye stick TO # right a.oug?'
"Allus."
"lf yer boat got upset and ye was
driftiu' around, would We own up?'
Never! I'd drift clean across the
ocean before I'd give up!'
'Spc,e We was took sick and thought
ye was gnin' to de?'
at would be jest the same. Indeed.
| believe should think up bigger lie
TO tell amt no man to brag onto
himself, but when ! go back on the
rcpntashun Of my colonial forefathers
the folks of Squan Creek kin ride me
outer town on a rail"
Then Ephriam felt that Moses was
all right, and he clasped him in his
arms and welcomed him TO Squan
Creek. lie was introduced to all the
foil g, paid fur all the drinks, and every
body was glad we haj a lobster liar
among ne. We had the best kind O.
liars about oysters, clans, sharks.
whales and crabs, but nobody had
made a speciality of lyin' abo1t lob
sters. Moses was told to begin Mon
day mOrnin', and he didn't need no
proldin' up about it. lie Jest got off
sum Of the sleekest, fattest lies we
ever listened to, and it was voted that
he was all right and an ornyment to
the upper crust.
Mebbe six weeks had gone by. and
Moses Parker was maxim a name fur
himself and doin' us proper credit
when a squall upsets his boat in the
Bay and he saved hisself from goin' to
the bottom by catchin' hold Of buoy
No. ?. He thought he was all alone,
but he wasn't Two of the crowd was
on Bird island. near by, and arter
hoses had bin hangin' on fur 8 minits
they heard him yell out:
"Oh! Lord, amt fifteen TO die in this
way! I've bin lyin' about Holsters fur
the last five Vars. and want at least a
month 10 repent in! jest let me be
saved and III never tell another lie as
long as live!"
The boys rowed out and took him
off. and when they brung him home
his words was reported. lie had prom
ised to lie and stick to it, but he'd gone
back on hisself the very first thing. At
the meetin' which was called he was
ordered to stand up and explain, and
thar was a sweet smile on his face as
he riz to his feet and said:
Gentlemen. thar's sum awful mis-
take yere. It's true that my boat was
upset by the squall, and that ! was
left hangin' to the buoy and expectin'
erery minute to be my last; but |
was thinldn' up new lobster lie and
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

n Il not A common occurrence that a
friendly word should be the means OF giv-
inc nearly forty years Of happiness ana
health 10 the person needing the advice II
carried. This was the case with Mary
Iingard. AT Attweuty-hve she was dragging
out her days in misery, At sixty-one she
finds herself SO active and strong sEe San
40 work that would shame many younger
woman, aud looks back on thirty-Six
happy, healthfui years Of industry BUT
let her tell her story;
"Thirty-six years ago had great trouble
with my liver. The doctors allowed that
there were tumors growing on it, and they
Mustered nv side in an effort to give me
relief l was at that time earning my
living as a tailoress, but for hive years,
between the pain in my side aud the
blisters I was in constant misery, ana
work was drag TO me, with no prospect
Of relief: fortunately for me, however, a
friend advised me 10 take DR.. Ayers Sar
saparilla, and finally persuaded me to take
regular course of it. When hrst com
1neuced taking the Sarsaparilla my SIDE
was SO painful that could not fasten my
dress, and for a time / did not get any
relief, but my friend ADVISED me 10 per,
severe and relief was sure to come ana
come it did. This happened, as l say,
thirtv-six wears ago. My liver has never
troubled me since, and during these years
have passed through the most critical
period Of a woman's life without any par
ticular trouble, and to-day, at sixty-one
wears Of age, am active and strong, and
able to do a days work that would upset
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A FRIENDS ADVICE.
And what it led to.

many q younger woman. Ever sine.
recovery have taken a couple Of bo,,I.y.
OF DR.. Ayers Sarsapa filla each sprins -
am quite satisfied that ! owe nv so.5 oS
health to this treatment. / give MS 49, tsSse
mOnial purely in the hope that II - -.
meet the eye of some poor suHer., ~
MARY LINeARD, Woodstock, Ont.
DR.. Ayers Sarsaparilla has won Ne =
to every corner OF the world by tbs 10y
of its friends; those who have 'tried X -
who know they were cured by tbe 49, .l
the remedy. There is nothing Il st-SSlL eL
as this personal testimony. Ithrov,s X
theories and tancies to the vinds -. ~
stands solidly upon the rock of eVr..s
ence challenging every skeptic wis
positive ~ kR0C." Ayers Ssryaps,;,,-
with its purifying and vitalizinP action -
the blood is a radical remedy for ev.--
form of disease that begins In tainted (,
impure blood. Hence tumors. sors.
ulcers, boils, eruptions ana similar Sis
eases yield promptly TO this medir;-s
Some cases are more stubborn than othsrs
but persistence with DR.. Ayers SsrSsn-'
rilla usually results in a complete curs
Mary Lingard began with a bottle ana
went on to a course Of DR.. Ayers SsrsanS.
rilla. When she was cured she realized
that a medicine that could cure disease
could also prevent it. So she took counls
of bottles each spring and kept in perfect
health. There are thousands OF simiIsr
cases on record. Some Of these are
gathered into DR.. Ayers Curebook iittis
book of 100 pages which is sent ffee by tbs
7. c. Aver Co., Lowell, Mass. Write for ii
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

When Morss Parker moved down %
Squan Greek from Ksyport We gin
him jest a week 10 gi1 settled ard look
around Then Ephriam Watkins took
him down 10 the old sawmil, and sat
him down on a log and begun;
As I'm one O. the lsadiI' men o
Squan Creek I feel il my solemn dooty
10 ak ye a few gusshuns. Do We waEter
7s.oug 10 the upper crust O. society
here, or do We wauter be counted among
the mudsills?"
"As fur that" sez Moses, I'm allus
fur the upper crust. My family ar
descended from the reyolushuu, ard my
feelin's ar al,us feelin' fur the aristOe-
racy."
The UPPER crust Will receive We, sez
Ephriam, 'or il VIII cast ye out. That's
accurdiu' to the course We take. Was
thar many liars In Keyport2'
only three or four worthy 10 be
called 10y the name
WAS you one Of emp
Il kin say without uudoo vanity that
( was. | caiferlate that l ranked as
liar No. up thar"
That's a mighty pint in your favor.
All Of US here kind o. sized We up fur
liar. but we didn't know fur sure.
Ye can't a,lus tell by a mans face
whether he will lie or tell the troo,h.
What sort O. lies did We lie about up
thar?'
Mostly about clans and lobSters,' .
sez Moses. MY great speciality was
lyin' about Holsters. That's how | got
the name O the Lobster Liar 1t
went without sayin' that could tell a
bigger lobster he than any other man
within 90 miles Of Keyport. Mebbe you
remember the story in some Of the New
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01
TRAININa oE FIREMEN.
All Are Athletes and No Cowards Get
Int the Department.

49, ~ D.
F---s,,,s, o.. -.T.r.--s asa matter of
,,--.. --hg,.b--.-.l. l.. mr. they could
~ b,r7 49, No.. f.-7 week. even if
ttsv e,,,I5 o.. i-,r t-sn al an. The
-. r.-.1,i5- u .t. s-srirg-la5ders
which 1i-bt .brr-l they seem. weigh
r-,r, h. :, ,a ,.,,,-.r. raari-es unusual
stra,r,h n, -,---,-,r7- ekiII is needed,
A Tan 49, drl,- have steady nerve,
,r5 ,bs -. 80 --fss the long Bole
bv lis rarro,- mi .r5 lam the iron
bool. tbr,,ot , ,--r,log, which he can
~. ~, t..., l-...-,- b. ,bsra Once
tbror,b +s.+f, IN. +ra hpol, and the
MANS ,,.si,-b, ,,,.o- she ladder hold il
safa and ,Iero +. ri, vaar DANGER unless
he Ioess bis Ls-l A-.fn,t thar possi-
Ii6tv tba ssys-s rri.r m tile school Of
i,strr.,i ion 4 ~. f...rriar Auvcne 10
whom cI;p,1,f,,,, .., .rf,gr. beiobts. or do
ing tba b,ndre5 a,-5 or- rbiprs of peril
IN ordinary mon which frsmen are
constant. c,,la,l ,77,.r todo. causes the
least discorforr +. rejected as unfit.
About i've r.r cs,r of ar anpointees
are elimir,ta1 ~ tba ladder test. and
never oct beyori ,rfi. prohation serv-
ice certain smaller nfrccntare takes
itself ont tbropsh lass of .rerye." gen.
orally The frs+ svrsriepca of a room
ful of smotber;ra, .roke with the fire
roaripgoyerbaaJ Y generally sufficient
to conyipc. the tfr,fl tb,t tba service is
nor for him M co,rards are dismissed
from the denar,pcpt for the reason
that none get iptoit.
The notion that tbere is n Iifa-saying
corps apart from the peneral body Of
flrelpep rests upoD a mistake. They are
ore. Every frema, powdavs must mass
muster al lire-sayipp drill must climb
to the TOP of any building on his seal
ing-ladder. slide down with n rescued
comr,Js or hmm ,,itbort hesitation
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Hg HATED TO LIE.
A NeEro Pioneer Who Rose superior
10 His Prejudice.

William Thomas Is negro WHOSE 49, l--l--l- \
ableaim In LIE IS Co, under an CT -l--s
IN 0niv tbe truth William was lndlete95
IN tie next 10 the last grand jury ioI gfanl ans.
larceny. and be was brought from lail ms ,s
morning 10 be arrliEued- Thomas hAS " w. u.
= termed a atouEh ease, 90 be agreed Win
the prosecutor 10 plead guilty ana Ieeeis n { {
the minimum sentenCe-tWo years IN 'A9
peultentlaTy w. I'll
stand IN, Thomas - said Judge NoHord.
s. Are YOU guilty OF not guilty.
Judge answered the man, WIN q sishi
Il do hate 10 tell lie, buI / guess l Il nave
TO- I'm guilty.
'Oh. YOU hate to tell lie, do. ,youl' /
wont let any man plead guilty 4 ne 'hllAs
be i innocent. You'll stand tua.
This was exactly what William attorney
did net want.
Your honor" he said, this man Is not
accustomed to court ways. lie did mol mean
that"
That's right, Judge. l never was IN
court before, and | don't think l quite got
you.
You may not understand much law, re-
torted the court, but you know whether
you went into that store and stole those
goods"
oh, yes, sir, I done that
Two years. kansas City Star.
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| whoppin' big lies on my soul I won't
go within a thousand miles of Heaven.
Don't ye think I'd better call in sum.
body and confess"
His wife thought he had ana she run
fur the preacher, by the time she
got back with him Moses was all
doubled up with pains and thought lie
hadn't but half an hour to live. When
he said he wanted to confess to his
lyin' the preacher speaks up and sez;
81 shouldn't be too hasty If | was
you. You hev worked hard to build up
a reputashun in Squcn Creek, and it
shouldn't 60 in an hour"
But | want to own up and ask fur.
giyeness," sez Moses, and right then
and thar he owned up to 3j2 lobster
lies, big and little. The preacher tried
to choke him off, and his wife wcpt
when she thought Of his lost reputa.
shun, but thar was no holdin' him
back. lie didn't die, however. A dose
Of Jamaica ginger cured him arter he'd
owned up, and then he tried to git
out O. it, same as before. 1t wasn't
fur him to do it. The preacher WITS
agin him and his own wife was agn
him, and Ephriam Watkins stood up
and said:
"Ye can't never make no upper crust
out O no lower crust. He's bewtiful
lara bewtiful liar, but he can't lie
and stick to it. He might be a orny-
ment to this community, but he's only
a disgrace, and il he would save the
reputashun of Squan Creek from ever.
lastin' disgrace he must 60"
And the next week Moses Parker
moved back to keyport, and nobody
would bid him good-by as he went
out o town with tears in his eyes.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

with Local Applications, as they cannot
reach the seat Of the disease. Catarrh is a
blood or constitutional disease, and in order
TO cure it you must take internal remedies.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur.
faces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not a quack
medicine. It was prescribed hy one OF the
best physicians in this country for years,
and Is a regular prescription. 1t is com.
posed OF the best tonics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting direct
ly on the mucous surfaces The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is what
produces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials. free.
f. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props., Toledo. O.
Sold by all druggists, price 7jc.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01
THE MIGHTY MISSISSIPPI
Greatest Of All the River systems
IpOn the Earth.

How mary Americans appreciate the
grandeur Of their country geography?
How many know that there /, ror.ycr
system on earth which even disiantly
compares with that Of the Mississippi
and It's tributaries?
The census tells MS that these rivers.
all flowing through one channel into
the Gulf Of Mexico, aggregate more
than 100000 miles in length The
Amazon, the Nile, the Gauges, and all
the rest Of the gIsa, river systems on
earth put together scarcely approach
this magnificent showing.
Think of il. A steamboat leaving
Pittsburgh can visit % states without
passing through any artificial channel.
She can go up The Allegheny and
Mouongaheia. the Big Sandy the Ken.
lucky, the Wabash. lhe Tennessee, and
the Cumberland-c'cor into Alabama
before reaching the mouth Of The Ohio.
Below Cairo she eau traverse not only
the Mississippi, but the s., Francois, the
Arkansas, the White, the Red the va
zoo. the Tallahatohee. the Yalobusha.
the Ouachita, the great baygus ard all
the tributaries o' these streams.
Above Cairo lie the Upper Mississippi,
the Illinois, The Missouri, the Yellow
stone, the Platte, the b z Horn, and a
score Of tributaries 10 all these. The
uuuu0-itif ions ctppplD44 pap '9rI a.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01
A VIGOROUS BATTLE.

From the New Era, Greensburg, Ind.
The following is straightforward state
ment Of facts by a veteran Of the late war,
No oomrlde viii need further proof than
their friends own words, as here given.
Squire John Castor, OF Viewpoint, Ind, is
the narrator, and an honest, respected cit
izen he is, too. lie said: 81 have been troub-
led with rheumatism in all my joints ever
since | went to the war 1t was brought on
BY my exposure there 1t came on me grad
ually, and kept getting worse until | was
unable to do any work | tried several
physicians, but they did me no good They
said my trouble was rheumatism resulting
in disease Of the heart, and that there was
no cure for it, Nevertheless | had lived and
fought the disease for thirty years. and did
not intend to die, simply because they said
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01
s. ABOUT THE SQUAN CREEK FOLKS. s.
Old JeP Jones Tells the Story Of Noses Parker Who Was
Found Sadly Wanting
Copyright 1895 BTA QUAD


rcpeatin' il aloud, and them was the
words the boys overheard
As the wind was howlin' and the
waves roarin' it was just possible that
the bows may hev been mistaken. They
viewed they wasn't, but it was decided
to gin Moses the benefit OF the doubt
and he was let of. He understood.
however, that he was TO be watched
from that time on, and he Jest braced
right up and told some OF the might
Jest lobster lies ever heard in America.
That was one Of his lies published in
a Philadelphia paper, about a lobster
wulkin' ashore on Cat island and
seizin' a yearlin' colt belongin' to
Deacon SpoOner. Moses said be saw
the hull performance from his boat,
and that the screams Of the colt made
his blood run cold. He took a reporter
down to the island and showed him
the airth all torn up, and pieces Of
hide lyin' around, and the story hruug
him in $50 in cash and restored his
prestige among us. The colt was over
on Catfish marsh all the time, but the
story went jest the same.
Moses Parker had been in Squan
Greek fur six months, and was hevin'
things all his own way, when one day
he was took with bilious collie. He
was around the house, and when the
iust pain struck him he got skeert and
said TO his wife:
Lucy, I'm marked fur death and
you'll be a widder afore night. It's
all on account of my lyin'."
But l never knowed you to lie," seq
she.
I've done nothing but lie fur the last
six months, and now Providence is
arter me. If die with all these 5000
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Funniman-Now. there's your hus.
band coming. Mrs. Candor. Let's make
a little surprise for him. Mrs. Funni-
man and will hide behind the curtains
here, and you tell him that your ex.
pected guests haven't come. Then wen
step out and surprise him.
Enter Mr.. Candor.
Mrs. Candor (obeying order)-Wen,
John, cur expected guests have disap-
pointed us-Mr. and Mrs. Funniman
haven't come.
Mr.. Candor (heartily)-Thank heaY.
en!-Tit-Bits.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01
ALABAMA LADIES
Crarna


Are caused by an irritation OF tho narvas
1hey are local spasms, frequently the rcault
OF uterine disease. There are pinching.
gnnawing and contracti7e pains in the region
ot INC stomach extending to the back and
c1cjI They are often the symptom ind
eHect OF indigestion. DR.. NJ. A. simmons
hiVer Medicine should be used TO stimu.
iate the digestive organs and DIR. Simmons
sq9aw Vino Vino to give immediate relief
and permanent cure.
After the old proprletors of the article
now called "Black Draught" were by tho
United states Court entoned from using
se SIe words Constituting our trade name
.pes uoes not equity require that they stand on
thr shheir own trade name and merits (if any) of
thelI article, and not seek to appropfiate
tne uade Tor our article called for and
An9Wn as Dr. Simmons Liver Medicine. bv
PuDilshlng the picture of another DR.. Sim.
tiS toHS on thelr wrapper and falsely advertis.
ing that Their article "Black DrailghtD was
s5Ita6Iished Iaah In 1910, that being the year in
WI MnF'n our article was established, while no
oDe t ever heard Of "Black DraughtI til
saI,er 1916. Why do they advertise that
lalsehood and associate their article with
OUTS IhaVlng the picture Of DR.. N. A, Sim.
mons mons on it) by their publication of the
Plcture on another DR.. Simmons, il not done
~ unfairly appropriate cur trade? Ia NOT
the motive APPARENT? - "Ss
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Between now and next presidential So IS
ton there viii be hosts Of dlseqsslo1s q tns
Questions Of sound money ana s1esl ll'l,
However opinions may be DIVIDED o1 49, -
POINTS. there is but one puollc anl te.Ss 80
ional opinion, and that Is Ias = 90 s3,,-L
REGARDING the merits ot Hostg'tsL -
Ritters as remedy for ana 49, -
pisi1t. dyspepsia, constipation, liver tTou'
he and rheumatism.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

I must, 50 | hunted up some remedles Tor
myself, and finally happened on DR.. Will
lams' Pink Pills for Pale People. asked
some of my neighbors about the medicine,
for it had been used by several persons in the
community, and they recommended it
very highly / procured a box. The pills
helped me right away, and continued tax.
ing them. | commenced taking them last
fall, and finished taking the sixth box few
months ago. | am not bothered with the
rheumatism now-the medicine has cured
me. | can most certainly recommendDr vii.
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People"
These pills are not only good for rheuma.
tism, but are invaluable for any disease that
arises from impoverished, or bad blood.
Ihey do not act on the bowels.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Putting Into Practice -Mamma-"Doro.
thy, do you know who ate my raisins?N
Dorothy turning over the leaves of het
book more rapidly Mamma, you told ma
yesterday some things are better left un.
said. Isn't that one of ?"-Judqe.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Dick--Why did you break off your
engagement with Miss Pritty?
Tom-Because her parrot was always
saying: stop that, George."
Dick-Well, what difference does
that make? Your engagement was 10
secret?
Torn-But my name is not George
UD-to-Date.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Little Presbyterian, aged three, on
his return from the Episcopal church,
where he had been for the first time:
Mamma. the minister came out with
a night dress one, and all the ladies
were SO 'shamed they put their heads
right down. Truth.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

The most ignorant man in America lives
in st. Louis. The other day he asked his
employer, who was reading paper: say,
boss which does YOU read, the black or the
white@-kansas City Star.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Cook ION the day after her arriyan-
Please, mum, I'm bit fierce at times, and
when ! am fiery, I'm apt to be BIZ rough
spoken; but you needn't let that put Won
99bout-with little present you can always
bring me around again. Tit Bits,
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

First Bill Collector-Trying to find
Ardup?
Second Bill Collector-Yes. want
10 zee if it's possible to extract sugar.
from a dead beat.
First Bill Collector-Better take a
cane along-ChieagO Tribune.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

In the advertisement of the John A. Salzer
Seed Company, La Crosse, Wis, a few weeks
since, the price OF potatoes was inadvertent.
" placed at 81 % per barrel; this should be
bl5J per barrel. We advise sending cents
postage for Salzer's cati ogue
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01


Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys.
tenn effoctually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro.
duced, plelsing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeablcsubstances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all ard have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale in so
cent bottles by all leading drug.
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro.
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Donot acceptany
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. NEW YORK. AE
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01
Not Worried About his Ances,or.

81 can trace my ancestors back to a hun
dred years before William the Conqueror. "
Well, ! cant trace mine that far, but I
haven't the slightest doubt that some Of
them were living even earlier than that. >
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01
AIhs.

Fannie-I wonder where Mr. Reggie got
his lovely English accent, He's American
born.
Queenie-Why, heard he bought his
teeth in London
show clever Of him. philadelphia Call
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Papa, dear, why are these waternroof
soles called 'gutta percha?" Because nv nv
Iaui they enable you to perch in the gutter
without getting wet. t."-Tit-Bits
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01
a Handsome Metal Paper Cutter and
hook Mark Combined

Sent free Of postage under sealed cover on
receipt ~ ten cents in silver or stamps.
The latest. best and most seryiceab.e adjunct
Of every library and Office. Address Geo. II,
lIeafoTd, ilO Old Colony Building, Chicago,
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01
Information Wanted.

Teacher-At what age does a man usually
get bald:
Briaht Pupil-What kind Of a man-mar'
ried or single:-Chicago Evening News.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Little Teddie-"Pa, what does 'infra dig,
mean gif,l Ian"lnfra dig? Oh, that's Klon.
alke atike slang; Don't ever let me hear Won use
'hem words again. cleveland Leader ~
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

"What made You quit the elub, Billy,
Reason enough. can tel You. lWorAed
FIVE wears 10 be elected treasurer, and then
they insisted on putting IN 4 cash register
boston Traveller.
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Piso's Cure is the medicine 10 b-..,
s5lldreR,s COUSINS and CS.ds.-Nrs. N
Blunt Spragues Wash, March s lir y
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Practice makes perfect-and efta-.,
the neighbors feel Ike smashing tbe be1 s,..lii
Chicag0 Daily News. p-1l--
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

a. a woman always enjoys ripping up Some.
'htng ti useful to make something Ornamental
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

n,qlitorU-%Sir, l love your daughter" Blunt
ra5herI bI Well, sir what does that prove9,,
Philadelphia North American, 0'''
The Southern herald., 1898-04-01

Some people cure stomach trouble bv
uletlhg; put the cure is worse than the dis.
ease. Washington Democrat. WV Ui''