The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-07-13
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

- Ilenty OF peer IN bHe SummeI
means little fire in the winter.
- Three-6fths of the Spanish SOL
diers in Cuba are under 25 years Of
age.
= What is that which, though
black itself, enlightens the world ?
Ink.
= The State Of Texas is about 49,
0OU square miles larger in area than
Spain.
= There are 81, 1000 breweries in
the world, and about $4,000 Of them
are in Germany.
= The man who gets drunk with
out suffering injury is not overbur-
dened with brains.
Women are not having a real
good time unless four OF five of them
are talking at once.
Some babies are brought up on
the bottle, and good many men are
brought down>by it.
= Havana's defences are said to be
very formidable, and the Spanish army
of 10000 men very strong.
He must be person Of very in
significant standing who is always
standing upon his dignity.
Win your battles against disease by act
ing promptly. One Minute Cough Cure
produces Immediate results. When taken
early it prevents consumption. And in
later stages it furnishes prompt relief.
Evans Pharmacy.
Ever since Rebecca met Jacob
at the we'll, mothers have been taking
their manageable daughters to water
ing-places.
= We are commanded to let our
light shine before men; the man with
the red nose keeps his light shining
before himself.
= The highest tree in the world is
at Dudenong, in Australia. 1t is a
gum tree. 1t stands $50 feet high, and
is still growing.
Sick headache, biliousness, constipa-
ton and all liver and stomach troubles
can be quickly cured by using those ia
nous little pills known as DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers. They are pleasant to
take and never gripe. Evans Pharmacy.
- No man is so miserable but that
his neighbor wants something he pos
esses, and none SO mighty but that he
wants another's aid.
Egyptian figures, found on obe-
lisks, mounted on two-wheeled vehicles
showed the Pharaohs had some idea Of
velocipede.
"Do you expect to hear often
from your husband?" eyes; he said
he'd write, and I made him promiseto
give his letters to some other man to
mail"
- There is limit to the work that
can be got out Of human body or a
human brain, and he is a wise man
who wastes no energy on pursuits for
which he is not ftted.-Gladstone.
Barnes-Do you believe there is
such a thing as pure patriotism !?
Shedd-Of course there is. There is
Howes, for example. He is willing to
serve his country as a colonel, and he
doesn't insist that he shall be sent
away from home, either.
"Does your wife do much fancy
work." Clancy work ? She won't
even let a porous plaster come into
the house without crocheting a red
border round it and running a yellow
ribbon through the holes
-"I have ten-year-old boy" said
Oobang, who can read and under
stand Greek" THAT is nothing, re-
torted the Ukerdeck. II have one the
same age who washes his face in the
morning without grumbling."
speaking of the what-would-you-
do-if-you-were-a-man question, it was
an unfeeling woman who said she sup
posed she would make fool Of her.
self like any other man.
A Topeka lady engages lawyer
by the year, and pays him stated
sum for attending to all her legalwork.
During the last seven years he has Sc
cured FIVE divorces for her.
"Thisis the fourth time you have
asked me to marry you,' said Miss
Cayenne, rather impatiently. GLOW
often do you wish me to refuse you?"
WELL" replied Willie Washington,
IT think three times quite sufficient. !"