Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-09-29
South Side.

with Bible under his arm needs
watching.
A woman who can bestow her (.
affections on pug dog is excusable
for marrying a dude.
Love is so pretty that the women
are never satisfied till they can get
one of its wings to dust things
with.
The story that man once walked
up his baby to see it laugh was
gotten up by girl with no married
sisters.
1t is easy at the present time.
Talk war, and the woman who
loves you will imagine she sees e..
medals on your breast.
The religion that makes delin-
quents pay the printer is the sort
that we will back all corners for
the first place in the Kingdom.
Why Is it that women always
refuse to listen to idle tales, and
men will smoke, drink whisky and
talk nonsense for a week at ~
stretch2
We were delighted to 6ote th,
the West End writer manifesto
much interest in us. His CON
mentary notice about us last We
shows we have a 'mash."
A Salt Lick maiden says she
can't see how there is 90 much
trouble in this world. One of hs
fellows has gone to the war and
other one has gone crazy.
The Wyoming corresponS
his items last week was
grandmother's old hen Spe,.
he put 30 eggs under when he
little boy. He spread himself.
Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys :
have been marching. Spaniards
thought it best-to fly, for the gall
liant boys in blue wouldn't have
done thing to you if they had
have caught you in Havana by
and by.
The man who despairs Of pleas
ing will never please; a man who
is sure. that he will always please
is a coxcomb; but the man who
hopes and endeavors to please and
believes that he may will most in
fallibly please.
Parents sometimes imagine their
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school and without ascertaining
the truth stop the children and al
low them to lose the opportunity.
This of course is the parents bus
mess. They are the responsible
parties. but it strikes US as being
unwise.
LosT.-A ie.-wbite calf, with red =.
ears and oHe horn off next to the *
fence, tail as long as a piece Of
rope with knot tied in it for a
bush, keen gone three days in cir
cumference. Finder please return
to John W. Darlington and receive :.
rewayd. z
Saturday will be school e,sctjen!
and the voters should consr Rr we'll
their interests. Vote for a man for
director who has the interest of -
distr:ctzt heart, one who In u
way will shrink from his duty, aIN
one who will be willing RIO represent
the majority and do their bidding.
Do you recall the story OF the :
boy who fooled with the perilous
end of a mule and who was told by
his father that he would never be
so handsome az he was, but would
have dun sight more sense2 That
story somehow comes to mind every
time we reflect upon poor Spain
and her troubles.
1t is astonishing how one thing
will lead to another. No sooner
does the chainless bicycle get on
the market than New York man
imports barkless dog. As a b-
efactor to the human race ths
is ssosfel lsSs> ahead of the
less wheel.-Thamas Cat
1 some one will oniyE
tongueless cat 80 it can't lie
cream jars dry and call its "Ma
in the wee sma' hours the triul
will be complete.
Don't marry drunkard. We
once knew a young lady who against
the earnest wishes of her parents
and the advice of her friends mar
ried man addicted to the use Of
liquor. He had promised her he
would reform; that after they
were married he would not touch q
drop of liquor, and she believed
him. A year Of married life was
sufficient to expel the illusion. The
husband drank deeper and deeper,
gambled both day and night, and
sank lower and lower, until at last
the wife felt that she could live
with him no longer, and applied to
the Court for divorce. Her petit
ton was denied, the Court inform
ing her that having voluntarily
chosen a drunkard for a husband
she must discharge the duties Of .
drunkard's wife. "His failure to
keep a pledge of reformation made
before marriage" said the Court,
''does not justify you in deserving
him. Having knowingly married
a drunkard you must make your
self content with the sacred rsls-
tionship." Let us hear from Il 4
Wyoming correspondent a. = =
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