The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-09-18
plain granite. lie was pretty slow about
It. but he succeeded In making evep me
understand. The inscription read:
HAMBLEfONIAN.
The Great Progenitor Of Trotters.
Born May 5. is;s
Dad March -. 1876

Ised March -, 1876.
SO. You see after all, a good trotter.
like the small child I'm Il Sunday school
book, has 4 monument raised 20 his MEN,
CRY. hut It's a Disgrace. with a capital -,
that some OF the numerous bodies who
contributed 20 Hambletonion and who had
gained ducats hy him to not have the
grounds kept in order ana the fence paint
ed Having been born a Quaker can't
bear 10 SEQ things not quite tidy. hut Tor
once IN MY life. and tha"s this summer.
bal 50 much td!ness that turned and
Red.
Things were arranged in this way: There
was ar oyster she'll Oh every 'nantelshelf
70 hold dead matches By dead matches
/ mean those that have hal the breath ~
life burned out Of them. In the corner Of
tne room VAS = tiny tea chest iuter led 70
hold scraps OF paper, and II by chance
YOU dropped YOUR dead match m voQr tea
chest or your riece of paper in your shell.
The ladies' of the family. usually spoken
of as girls" though It's been many a
day since they clapped hands for mamma.
came down upon you with 81 wrath thas
only 4 boarding house keeper can exhibit
They were the cl@ausSt people ever saw
Cleanliness - them meant Christianity.
hgf Il was impossible - ir as gone Or,
cleanliness - they are an still ia a
Christian They haan't a pat around the
x
ana che ~ ;he family who hal tnat xevt
% temper that breaks out Ike bg
Fourth az July cracker AMI GzxeS ard
tiESns would NATa liked to wash the
water 81 Tho wo}l- The Lord Almighty
ana she cant arrange this s. they took
4 as = came. Having seen uItra-e.earfs-
uess ] shall n fhe Torture be- cAsvits hle
- thase who regard dust as the bloom q
time.
I've trotts~i around Eoo3 NJ It's SUR
nfer ami been forming a eoo1 mans con-
ctugiCns and one Of then = rs yrcre i
su8u claims - be - Christian. he less
likely = BE "a give YEA anything 80 eat.
He waters ihe mix a. tie expense % MS
sogl ara Re takes drink tisCRsfv q
whisky for tts st0rach's sake and h.s
snfirciitss tgt a. tie expense % the
toarlec. Then. 200. i has ben borne II
up11 NJ ira: TIRE man who Draws thA
lea8es; AZ ire - alGrStay Il ct.nZ gees IN
WITH tAe greatest y ger when Kissing
gS'nrs are PLAYED az ,hc annual picnic.
The women ara s.1erer. q kiaf hs,. all
havA ore great pain ana grief ana that Is
- r3Qrk every feather ~ she hst X ne
ss2rtarr h92~2er. }jl she ISGks as g y4re-
pared f2T "a fr!ga$sge. The average wu-
mar en%ias ycU your clothes 70 rratser
acv simple tAey ar~. SarTows them - cat
from. ami thea 5a:Ss acaut yea 70 sa.,le-
body else she 9hsaks yours mineral h..~
Cause EcAr HHSer3e 3 trimmed N.ta sa>e
ana rsgieS. sac suspects yea = ytsg 're t.o
familiar ~.a yoar cwn father. and her
general oFsn3an ~ everybody s. ,aae PIE
could teach thTgF3 al awful .at bat that
people are az saca E5olS- Sometimes yos.
come ac~e@s ar exception. ara WA rnd
her taliy % tax -. good - eat Il .acu' ,
Fneau TIE turned ca1aieaj. tts mean th@
dssaes on hey iaAse ara pL4.Aa!ss an4
ready - en3oy AeTsslt IN aav way posi-
BE. We've struck cae 90 ta.s kind. a.a
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