The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1898-10-06
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iBes al the llme where IL .ss
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csst sad the pi.no ssre eiosed.
ii, doctor ..y. ought To Iced On
.siiss ale Well. say. marry ny ~iies
sls,~f. shr'il keep yoa on the janp.
Did jon ever meet woman whose
10y voice thrilled you wnh ubspssksbls
smoloef ps. that's the Tho wsy my
mol her used 70 get me ap 10 tbs morning.
D.t .in no good o bein' back sTd IN
dls lite. said Uaole Eben. DE- parrot sln't
vefy smart bird Bot il manages party
comfortable ~. by si,nn on dc perch 40
Lollstin do il'ilc bii II Knows.
college Professor Your father is oil
s~.ithy farmer. | understand, He con
dnots bis farm on scientific principles |
presumed stadent No; be runs II TO
make money
lie DO you know that for the last
hour have been Watching for . good
ebspoe 70 steal hiss from your She
Iadesd Don't yon think /, might be
yell to consult 40 occulisl1
Bay. pc. femme take your cyclomeler,
son't youi OtHsinly not. Wbs, do you
sent IL lori Amt James got bsy fever
81 ssnt 10 see II shs can't break the
gu ssin record,
Grey Tbsy say the hotel IL very
homelike. Greene Yes. three cockrosoh
.. GUIDED scross tns breakfast table the
hts, morning. and then you should see
The hicks 10 the ofookery.
First Little Girl -H'mi We've got
water 10 every room III our house. Sec
bod Dhto - Whist sn awful house 10 live
Inl We've go, water only 10 the cellar in
our house. aud know that's bad eaougb.
-Yoa sre the first one ever heard
mention Br.dley's literary sbili.y. Well,
never heard Of him writing any books;
but know he can borrow more OF them 4.
Ihsu any other man know OF.
IA lrishmsn Who IL casting . retro
'peciive Glance upon the future rays,
Theirs sill come tine when every body
sill ride bicycles and the other persons
vii not be able TO get across the streets.
On. yes; understand the game nov, 6
a alsimed the girl IN tho grand stand,
'oainina on her escort with glad smile {
fhe man you call tho umpire says some {,
hing aud then everybody yells .. him.
tsysry simple. L
You nigh, have koown you could no, 4,
'in With play called the 'K.iydid."
sid the rural uncle. Why, Asked bis I
epbes. tho manager, who was stsyin
n the farm Tor the summer ktydids q -
ira sign Of frost. aud the old msn
1nckloi 10 think hos we'll he was up 10
Iedfieal terms
Ia New Il 'sl,nd town one OF the
nuioip.l orndiistes, . pronou uoed
sotcLmsn, hsd received present OF -
uRn Scotch thistle, which NJ tue momen,
sppeIed 10 lie Tying on the table OF the q
'ami tee. A inenf, entering, withdrew
iiiebiy, With the remark: beg your
'tioh; didn', know yon we're 1t luuch
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Ga the 81 Andrews golf course there
a banker known - hell, says Scottish =
10 snd Humof. A psrson who was /
aylna got into this banker one day spd tsi
ali not get ont OF II. la the midst OF car
= hor,s 8 tell gram arrived for him. and
c.ddie was ssked il be had
him. 90. aye, vas the reply; I've -
>, lei, bin down 10 hell, damnin snd
esrin mast avfn'l
A borrowers Rose - Cuteleieh I'm
y, 10 hear you're broke, Buleleish.
Btohsi Who's broker Whsts the mat
Ia ihisf t.hosipss bsadial OF gold
teleisb - Nothing Lsnd me twenty,
4 yoai 40
: Smith Great time - had 81 the
ID lest night. Ell, Jooes -You bet
q ysu &c. home ell rishti No, vss
e-tsi before got there, snd spent the Is
ut 10 . station house. Lueky doei /
c led home. b
- Wien ! vas yoans nan. said the tool
jeued old cynio. used 10 DO afraid @,
sss not brilliant enough to be IN y
10 ismous. Add most asked . listener.
', be replied, l have decided that en-
s.apid enough. TX