The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-01-12
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
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opportunities.
Japanese children are taught to
write with both hands.
Some people, like bricks, are
always hard pressed for cash.
= BE who gives most resolves most.
Happiness is forever an export joy.
Don't Judge men by their looks.
Fast. looking men are often slow pay.
One Minute Cough Cure cures quick
ly. That's what you want! Evans Phar-
macy.
Many a loud amen is nothing
more than brag by the man who
makes it.
= An Ohio man was kicked to death
by a goat. This firmly establishes
the fact that the goat is dangerous at
both ends.
Prosperity comes quickest to the man
whose liver is in good condition. De-
Wits Little Early Risers are famous lit
tie pills for constipation, biliousness,
indigestion and all stomach and liver
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
With most men the growth OF
the beard is stronger on one side of
the face than on the other. 1t is
usually the case that the hair grows
more rapidly on that side on which
We are stronger.
= A Frenchman says that love is
disease that closely resembles alcohol
ism. A philosopher says: "Phcre
may be some truth in that. I have
noticed that the gold cure is frequently
efficacious in both diseases.
ia. Perkins, of Antiquity, o., was
for thirty years needlessly tortured by
physicians for the cure Of eczema. Fle
was Quickly cured by using DeWltts
Witch Hazel Salye the famous healing
salye for p1les and skin diseases. Evans
Pharmacy.
-"I wish you would give up tax
ing that drug, my man. said the
Philadelphia preacher to neighbor.
;sBut have to take it to make me
sleep. Nonsense Come around
and hear me preach some night.
Boston is to have restaurant
run on strictly vegetarian principles
There are said to be over hundred
persons in the city who never eat
meat from choice, to say nothing OF
those who abstain of poverty's neces-
sity.
1t is easy to catch cold and just as
easy TO get rid of it if you commence
early to use One Minute Cough Cure. 1t
cures coughs, colds, bronchitis, pneumo-
MIA and all throat and lung troubles. 1t
is pleasant to take, safe to use aud sure to
cure. Evans Pharmacy.
= Accurately stated Il can tell
you" said he. Chow much water runs
over Niagara Falls to quart" " "How
much p replied she. ''Two pints. .
What happy world this would
be if a man could only believe all he
says.
care you going to join foot
ball eleven p inquired the laxative
girl. eyes, replied the absent
minded young man. ''And will you
wear your hair long ?" He looked
surprised, and then answered: Il
hope to. I'll wear it as many years
as 1 can. anyhow.
Mrs. Stark, Pleasant Ridge, O., says:
CATER two doctors gave up my boy 10
die, / saved him from Group by using
One Minute Cough Cure.' 1t is the
quickest and most certain remedy tor
coughs. colds and all throat and lung
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
= According to a circular issued in
Washington last week by Secretary OF
Agriculture Wilson, contagious cat
tie disease, known as ''splenatic or
Southern fever exists in portions OF
California. Arizona, New Mexico,
Colorado. Kansas, Missouri. Tennes-
see and Virginia. The railroads have
been warned against the shipment OF
infected cattle from those sections.
Mrs. Mary Bird. Harrisburg. Pa
says: My child is worth millions to me;
vet would have lost her by Group had l
not invested twenty-five cents in bostle
OF One Minute Cough Cure. ltrnres
coughs, colds and all throat and lung
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
= a curious discovery has been
made in the archives of the Spanish
navy-thc bills of payment OF the
crews who composed the caravcls OF
Christopher Columbus The sailors,
according to their class. received from
ten 10 twelve francs Il month, IN
Guiding their food. Yhc captains OF
the three large caravcls had each
eighty francs IL month. As for Colum-
bus himself, VINO had the title of Ad-
miral, he was paid 1000 francs year
= Some very interesting and sig
niticaut facts are coming to light IN
Northern papers as the result OF the
current discussion Of the pension
business. The New York sun noted
a few days ago that there were 2lo, ooo
.sdcscrtcrs from the Northern ar