Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-07-26

| listed man firm Michigan. an whin Re Sc
Sln RAJ Garshy an his twenty-five gallant
followers. Fr-ront,' says he. This way
he says, step lively he says. AN move
some Nv these things he says Sir saws
Gin'ral Garshy, dye take me fr a
| chray? he says. I'm a sojer.' he saws
not a baggage car he says. I'm Gu
| bian pathrite an I'd lay down me life am
the lives iv iV'ry wan iY tn eighteen brave
men Nv me devoted army he says. but
III be dam'd if / carry a thrunk' he saws
III tight whiniver it's COOL he says, AN
they amt wan Nv these twelve men here
that wudden't follow me to hell il they
was awake at tn time he says, but he
says, If twas wurruk We were lookin' rr
we cud have found it long ago, he says
They'se lot iv Ii in this country that
hobobdy's usin',' he says. What we
want, he says, is freedom he says, am
II We think We have been in tn wood dodg-
In tn savage correspondent FIR two year
ne says, fr tn sake iv r-rushin' ye'er
laundrhy home he says tits no wondher
he says. that tn r-roads firm Marinette
to Kalamazoo is paved with goold bricks
bought be tn people iv ye'er native state
he says.
an well it was fr him that it wasn't Gin
raj Miles tn weather bein' hot. An SHAFT
ter was mad clear through an whin he
took hold Nv Sandago an was sendin' out
invitations he scratched Garshy. Garshy
took his gallant band iv six back TO tn
woods and there tn three iv thin ARE
now, ARMED with forty r-rounds iv can
ned lobster an r-ready to raysist to tn
death Him an tn other man has written
to Gin'ral Shafter to tell him what they
think iv him, an 1t don't take long
We'll" said Mr.. Hennessy. Il think
Shafter done wrong. He might've asked
Garshy in FIR to see tn show, seem that
he's been hangin' ar-round FIR a long time
dom tn best he cud."
TT isn't that" explained Mr. Dooley
I'll throuble is tn Cubians don't undher-
stand our civilization. over here freedom
means hard wurruk What is tn ambition
Nv all Nv US, Hinnissy? It's ayether to hold
our job or to get wan. We want wurruk
we must have it, Dye raymimber tn
sign tn mob carried In tn procession las
year. Give us wurruk or we perish IL said
They had their heads bate In be polismen
because no philan-thropist'd come along
an make thin shovel coal. Now in Cuba
win tn mobs turns out they carry a BAN
ner with tn wurruds: Give us nawthin'
to do or we perish whin a Cuban comes
home at night with a happy smile on his
race he don't say to his wife an childer:
Thank Gawd, I've got wurruk at last He
Gays: Thank Gawd I've been fred An
tn childher go out an they say: 'Pah-pah
has lost his job an Mrs. Cuban buys her
siif a new bonnet, an where wanst they
was sorrow an despair all is happiness an
a cottage organ
We can't make people here understand
that, an We can't make q Cuban undher-
stand that freedom means tn same thins
as a pisitnchry sintince. whin we thry 10
get MIN to wurruk he'll say: why shud
L! haven't committed amy crime That's
goin to be tn throuble. TIL first thing we
KnoW Wen have another war In Cuba
whin we begin disthributin' good Jobs, II
hours a day, wan sivinty-ave. TIL Cubians
amt civilized in our way. 1 sometimes
think I've got touch iv Cuban blood In
me own veins"