The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1898-08-24
DOOley and Dewey.

DVViOf anu DpNOJs
eff they don't catch up with him
pretty soon,' said Mr.. Dooley, "hell
fight his way ar.round tn wurruld an
come out through Barsaloona or Cades."
"Who's that9' asked Mr.. Hennessy.
"Me cousin George, no less" said
Mr.. Dooley. 81 suppose we think tn
war is over an peace has rayturned
JUS because Tiddy Rosenfelt is back
home again, an tn sojers ar-re hungry
in New York stead iv in Sandago.
That's where ye'er wrong, Hinnissy;
that's where ye'er wrong, me bucko.
TIL war is not over till cousin George
stops fightin''
9TH Spanyards have had enough,
but among thrue fightin' men it don't
make amy difference what tn feelin's
it tn la.ad underneath may be. IT'S
whin tn man on top has had his fill iv
6ghtin' that thu throuble's over, an be
tn look iv things cousin George has
JUS begun to take tay.
"Whin me frind Mack concluded It's
time FIR us to stop tightin' an begin
skinning each other in what Hogan
calls tn marts iv thrade, ye thought
that ended it. So did Mack. He says,
says he: Let us have peace he says.
An Mark Hanna came out iv tn eel
lar, where he's been since cousin
George PRESENTED his compliments to
tn Philippines, an wud they prefer to
be kilt or dhrownded, an proposals
was made to bond tn Cuban pathrites,
an all tn deuces in tn deck begun to
look like face cards again, whin sud-
denly there comes a message from
cousin George. In pursooance iv or
dies that niver come he says, to-day
tn squadron unhder my command
knocked TIL divvil out. " tn fortifica-
tions iv tn Philippines, bombarded the
city, an locked up tn Spanish gin'ral.
9Th gov'nor got away be swimmin'
aboord a Dutch ship, an tn Dutchman
took him to Ding Dong. I'll attind to
thu Dutchman some Afternoon whin
l have nawthin' else to do. Pm settin'
in the palace with me feet on tn
PLAINLY. Write soon, l won't get it,
So no more at prisint firm ye'er
oil frind an well-wisher, George
Dooley.'
allow ar. re they goin' to stop himf
There's Mack on th' shore bawlin' ord
hers. Come back he says, come
back, 1 command ye, he says. George
come back he says. TIL, war il
over be says. We're at peace witt
tn wurruld,' he says. George ht
says, George, be a good fellow ht
says. Lave up on thim,' he says
'Hivins an earth, he's batin' that poo.
! Spanyard with a PAWN block. George
George, we break me hear-rt,' he says
} "But George Dooley, he gives th
> wink to his frinds, an says he: What
that man yellin' on tn shore about?
' he says. "Louder, he says, Il cam
. hear ye,' he says. Sing it, he says
l "Write it to me on a postal ca-ard a
Mahdrid,' he says. Don't stop M
now,' he says. This is me busy day
he says, an away be goes with a piec'
I iv lead pipe in wan hand an q couplin
! pin in tn other.
! "What1l we do with him? We can
/ catch up with him. He's goin' too fast
Mack's a week behind him iv'ry TIM
!, he stops anywhere. He has sthrun!
a throlley acrost tn islands, an he'
climbin' mountains with his fleet. Th
. only thing 1 see, Hinnissy, that Macl
can do is to go east an meet hin
comm r-round. If he hurries bel
I sthrike him somewhere in Rooshia o
: Boohlgahria, an say to him: George
, tn wars over. Won't ye come HON,
with me?' 1 think he'll. listen to reason.
, 81 think a man ought to stop fghtin
whin tn war is ended" said Mr.. Hen
messy.
81 dinnaw about that" said Mr.
Dooley." He started without askin
our lave, an don't see what we'v
got to do with tn way he finishes
TITS a tur-rble thing to be a nan i
high sperrits, an not to know whin tn
other fellow licked."-Pete Dunno il
Chicago Journal.