New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-10-20
THE TALK or THE DAY.

A rhetorical reporter OF THE Topeka Capital
wrote OF the victim Of accident that "as he lay
grooming in his Inconsistencies the rats crept out
of their holes and emboldened by his silence. came
closer. until one dared to bite his hand
Lady Blessington who was accorded the name or
"the gorgeous" when Prince Louis Napoleon inc
Iaet L,mneror OF The French. exile In Lon
don was remarkably courteous 10 him. extending
her hospitality IN ne m n Francs Ee Was in Paris
for A season. and somewhat naturally looked Tor,
ward to an invitation TO the , mi mn &C.,
and none came: But AT s,imptHouus phI s RI'rt ~
elsewhere the Emperor passed IN run spltndor OF
smiled and asked: An. Lady BieSsne!oni LA a i0u
remain I'm Paris for a time Yes. sire, saiu she
and you?'-(San Francisco Argonau'
A colloquy like this Is familiar in any market
nlace In Spain. and has been at any ana all tunes
since the Moorish expulsion. maid-of-al-work
approaches a stall where onions ana pnio"'o' arc
exposed for sale:
Good morning sister God be with you"
God be with you my little sister Will you ex-
amino these onions?'
How much have you The countenance to ask Tor
these wretched things"
by the love Of your mother these onions are
the finest l ever had. For you little sister. they
will he only cuartos dozen Inc Archoishop
himself never ate finer
For the love Of God do you take me for a
Frenchwoman? | Know an onion when see 1t.
They are not worth cuartcs."
"Jesus. Mary and Joseph. Little sister fine
onions cannot be bought at the price Of thisties.
TO you | VIII sell them Tor : cudrtOs MOI one
ccntayo Joss"
..They are the worst onions | ever saw. Look at
the brown spot on this Will give you
cuartos May the Mother OF God forgive me for
wasting my mistress's money!
Little sister the t.uth IL not In you. These
onions are as fair to look upon the Plaza Real
in Holy Week Little sister take them for
cuartos and go with God
Never in my life shall It be said that was
cheated VIII give you cuartos.
..Tbev are yours. llttle sister. Go with God"
eco Yourself with God and put clean paper on
the onions"
Modern Transmisration often when look
a, YOU -" he said to The beautiful woman whom ne
had met in North Dakota. ~ seems as II muH'
have known you IN some former state well;
that isn't very wonderful she replied nou used
TO know me in TWO former statesrwhcn was mar
RED ana iying in New-Jersey Tom, don't you re-
member Ne IRE ntn b al b,d ca nnn oa o@
there for the same purpose .-tChicago Record
The following entries appear in the recently
issued volume Of the English Reference Cata-
logue:
Lead copper
-- Metaurgy.
-- Kindly light (Newman).
---- Poisoning.
Library Journal
,bc other evening after young Woody had de-
narted now in the world did your hair become so
disarranged?' ,, ,.., -,
81 ouess n must be from shaking my head so much
u'ben Mr. Woody was trying to coax me TO say
And the mother suddenly remembered that she
had one been "A girl h"rself-tChicago News.
The Kansas city Journal" says that while
tnrnp contains 81 per cent OF wafer tho city water
f. only 50 per cent water.
Weary's Sacred Promise No. madam. ! can
not split the wood to which YOU 80 indeIlcately
refer II would be a violation OF sacred promise
made aged mother.
"Nonsense What kind Of a promise"
We have the poker habit In family am,
and / promised mother ia never touch . caip In
any form. "-lCeyeland PlAtp Dealer. -