The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-02-19
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sweet fultoni loveliNt NllhSc. OF inc
|lkG plalnl e 4 til q - "a
llwhcfs bullocts bleed IN slaughter and
i odofH OF the slain M N .aiA''
pcrmsaie ny classIc sd ldes. why pertoree
Vs. dost thou kick ttt4aSs4; ".
At the reduction plant proposed on thou
Hath sensce lost theft functions, or at
Itie fiiospheric changd 3 is8sf
Awakened keener rclth 10 the present
nasal range. gtLl .
i Tint thou Bhpuldst med in concl1yc, Full
ton men and wiscl Aie
And resolutc nd llblttmlon ,whcreforcs and
To- on Why's Egss Il ~ n Z {5
That Fulton no intrusion needs from my
l moro OF these sg9 M f
Reduction plants or IN plain words
1 erematot.eesI tfitsliN t0l
Sweet Futon! fount Pf tho essence OF
ii Cologne,--
4 iThough others deem It)pleasant to leave
thee well alone
| Where festive porkcrs sbb and Sigh Mt Wis.
4 ~ Ions OF the knife, | &
A Where seconds but record the passing OF
II life,
ycllow-tlnted creek
/ Why should thou be 70 {rtiel as to rise and
II gently kick 94E9it l5
/ At one more scented chstle, to tlnge the
l travelling breeze.
\ One other cause TO maze the motors pun
L sY and snee1e2
An, iIifates The town, % hastcnins Ills a
.IS prey, gtIHtis Filf5 ~
When natives seek to leep new industries
away! J. W.
Few there nrc whS haven't read of
Brother Jasper, OF Richmond, Va, the
colored preacher, whose theory that "de
sun do move" has made him famous.
Two OF the frmest believers in this
theory are resldentS OF this city, and
were convinced OF The truth OF II BY
having been members OF Rev. Jasper's
congregation. They are John Hearne.
and John Washington. who. by the
way, were leaders OF the Elliott faction
| In the recent Macedonia church dispute
| regarding the rlghtful pastor. John
Hearne was deacon OF Macedonia
church, and Is still known as Deacon
Heurne. In support OF Brother Jasper's
doctrine, the deacon argues thusiy:
Now, look hyuh, II de sun don't move,
how ls'it dat vou sees II back OBJ Chap
| line hill In de mawnln'. en- hidin' down
back OBJ Martins Ferry toward chem
in? Suttunly, sab! De sun do move,
en- de. earth am squlah. Jus so shuah
am de earth squiah as de sun do move.
Eow You know emmy norf from souf.
/ or east from west. II de earth am round
like a ball? Couldn't tell. nohow. De
earth am like box OATS squiah. One
side am cast. de opposite side Is west,
de other side norf, and de other side
sout. OATS what makes de directions
Straight SOS You can't lose dem, where
as II de airtll was like ball you nevah
could tell when You struck de east side
or de west side. Jus de same bout dc
sun. 1t done move every day, and ev-
erybody sees 1t moVa."
II may be your frs. time in the viii
lTlagc, but the native grcets You with a
"HoS do do?" or other friendly salu-
tation. In the city years may pass be-
fore you speak 10 your next dooc neigh
Dor, or he to you: for such is life In dif-
ferent places. But YOU Will come to-
gether some day-perhaps in blows;that
| Is, II your children quarrel. AS they
say, 1t all depends on circumstances.
Two hardy Islanders met under pecu-
lier circumstances for the first TING
last week. and while introductions and
the manner OF making them. are soon
lost sight Of, such shock was produce
j sSu VIZ 4SNSu5loIi tlldl Tue
Will not easily forget 1t. Both men live
on Zane street. one being church or
| ganist, anG the other, nothing more or
less than an laoffensive newspaper
scribe. Both men rushed >out OF their
respective dom!ciles, one. to cate, a
car, the other, TO hurry In an opposite
direction. They came together; there
was a crash: both fell headlonE. feet to
l foot Then not nj he, I, -,
the scene, with many sol!cltous inouic-
les, while they brushed thei. clothes
and Strengthened their ties. Before ex-
| planatloas and laughs were finished. 1t
dawned OH one good dame that the
husbands needed another KNOCK
down" so they were accordingly Intro
duced for the first time. after living
side by side for four months.
Frank c. Cox is a lawyer with n
penchant for amusing experiences. In
his latest, he poses as the hero of a
comedy, in which the climax was
reached at a church. The heroine was
the preachers daughter. According to
Franks recital. he had called on the
young lady Sunday afternoon, and ac-
cepted the invitation to share in the
| joys The supper table afforded. After
| the cloth was removed, he and the
young lady repaired to the parlor. and
conversation held sway until the hour
fo- services In the church across the
way The preacher called, but they
did not hear; then he left, telling the
Souns folks to follow. They followed
some time later, and Frank says he
1 blushed deep crimson, rs they walk
1 ed up the aisle. for the preacher was
| just then announcing his text: Behold.
i5my daughter Is grievously afflicted
with devil"
IT have often thought" remarked the
ohservant citizen. that none OF the
deeds of heros and heroines known to
| fame surpasses the noble sufferlngs OF
kthc mother, whose sleepless nights and
anxious days bear testimony to the
trials she enduces for ifcr sick children.
\ Forgetting everything else in her devo-
| ton. she waits on her little ones in
| such touching, pathetic way that the
\ hardest heart must be moved. At night,
wien they cough and whoop. she passes
from bed to bed, lifting this one to her
arms and soothing 1t, and then on to
the next. willie the cries for mamma"
wiring her tcnderest heart chords. Thus
lit keeps up dag In and day out. the long
winter through. Her face becomes as
wan and drawn as those Of her little
brood Maybe there Is one less babbler
when the spring sun peeps through the
kitchen window. Her step Is not so
light astlt was. and she turns her head
away as she brushes aside some loved
plaything. She smiles sadly. looking
from her fresh girlish picture on chc
wall to her own reflection in the mir
ror. and She may Sigh; but the children