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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-13
DEWEY'S REPORT AWAITED.
Continued from First Page.

New York, May A WASH
ington special to the Herald says:
ITO the bad condition of this
Temerario's boilers, the large
number of assertions from her
crew are due, and the failure.
of the Spanish vessel to attempt
the destruction of the battleship
Oregon. Reliable information
has reached the authorities st
Washington from Buenos Ayres
that extensive repairs will have to
be made to the Temerario's boil.
ers before she will be able to
leave La Plata River. More than
quarter of the complement of
her men have deserted.
President DoIe's Oner.
Honolulu, April ~, via Sar,
Francisco, May 4.-President Dole
has sent a long commun ication
to President Mckinley, offering
to transfer the Hawaiian Islands to
the United States for the pur-
pose of its war with Spain, and
to furnish Americans in Pacific
waters with large quantities of
coal, supplies and ammunition.
This action was taken by the Ex-
ecutiye just after a secret confer
ence of the Hawaiian Cabinet,
called to discuss the position to.
ward the two belligerents.
Senator Frye, speaking of the
report from Honolulu, said that
he hoped that the President would
accept the offer of aid rendered by
President Dole. The members of
the Committee on Foreign Rela-
tons generally interpret The report
to indicate willingness to form
an alliance with thus country il the
war with Spain. They say that
for the Islands to have held aloof
and insisted on remaining neutral
would have been equivalent to re-
fuslpg coal or granting any
courtesies to the United States
during the war, aud thst the
action now taken will put the ISL
ands in the way of doing this
country any fsv"r possible.
To Annex Hawaii.
Representative N wlands, of
Nevada, has introduced a joint
resolution for the annexation of
Hawaii. 1t provides for the con-
firmation IF the cession by the
Hawaiian Republic Of all rights
of soyer iguty over the Islands,
and is really duplicate of the
treaty in all It's provisions.
Fake Stories,
Dispatches from both Wash
ington aud London are emphatic
in denying reports of caulegrams
from Manila, telling of Dewey's
position aud great loss OF life on
the Baltimore in the battle.
Nothing at all has been received
since the cable was cut.
The Associated Press learns that
Emperor William and Gar Nj
cholss are very much disturbed
as to the ultimate destiny of the
Philippines, and that some sort of
immediat. Intervention is extreme
t. .~1LnLIo
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-13
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
MOVEMENTS OF STEAMERS.

Steamers due and to sail tomorrow
and for the next six days are as fol-
lows:
ARRIVE.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-13
WHERE TO GO THIS EVENING.

Lodge lie Progress, special meet
ing, 7:30.
Christian Workers, regular
meeting, $3.50.
Basket ball at Y. M. @. A., 7:30.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-13
SAILED FROM "A NOLULU.

ohILhD rNIH II NOIULU.
Stmr Waialeale, Parker, for Ha-
nalei.
Stmr James Makee, Tullett, for
Kappa.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-13

Finest Coffee Plantation the Islands, 240 Acres Fee Simple $4,000
Trees in Bearing estimated at 20 tons. Pupg
Plant Labores Quarters. Never Failing Spring
Of Water. One Mile from Landing
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-13
Porto Rico TO Fall.

Washington, May 5.-Persons
who were with the President to-
day assert that there is strong
likelihood that Porto Rico will be
in the hands of the United States
in 48 hours.
New York, May 5.-Four
Spanish warships are reported off
Barbados, watching for the Ore
gon. A naval battle is expected.
Letter Mail and Verbal Reports.
Outside the press reports, it is
reported that Admiral Dewey is
afraid to come out of Manila har-
Dor on account of mines and tor
pedoes. He has divers engaged
inI locating and destroying the
obstacles.
Sugar 4 3-l6 and 40. last sales
in San Francisco.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-13

London, May 4.-The Madrid
correspondent of the Daily Mail
says: There is no longer any
doubt that the internal situation
is causing the Government almost
as much uneasiness as the exter.
nal. Last nights demonstration
was one of the mostserIous in some
time, since those openly partici-
pating showed their revolutionary
tendencies. Cries were raised of
"Down with the Bourbons,"
"Long live Don Carlos" "Long
live Weyler." ="
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

The meeting of the Pierian Chauta-
qna Circle last Sunday was signalized
by the admission of four new members.
A very interesting program was carried
out, and the papers read were excep-
tionally good. The musical part of the
program was much enjoyed by all pres
ent. The member slated for the affirm
alive side of the debate on the question
Resolved, that the English-speaking
nations and their institutions are
destined to dominate the world" was
absent on account of sickness. A vol
unteer was called for to take his place,
and the call was responded to by a
member of Glass G. AS he was, how
ever, entirely unprepared sor the argn.
ment, the English-speaking nations
and their institutions suffered some.
what signal and unanimous defeat.
The criticisms of Chaplain Albert, CIV
en- in his usual good-natured way, were
listend to with interest.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27
TO INMATES.

For the information of new arrivals and all
others desiring to send THE MIRROR to friends
we wish to say that the privilege will be granted
by complying with the following rules: Write
out your own name, register and cell number
and send to this ofiee with name and address
of person to whom paper is to be sent. All
papers must be kept clean and folded in the
same manner as it is when you receive it and
placed in your door every Friday night. All in
mates are requested to comply with this order
whether sending out copy or not.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27
PASSING EVENTS.
BY HANS MILLER.

We promised that we would publish
Dan O'Connell's picture in these COL
umns this week; but we have been
threatened with libel suit if we do So.
Considering that there is only about
81 900 in the treasury to our credit, we
can't afford litigation just at present
A detective in St. Paul arrested a
supposed pickpocket because his hands
were small and prehensile. When a
pickpocket can be picked out by such
slight observations, the profession will
soon be doomed.
The commissioner of bugology, Holy
john" reports that he will soon have
all the cockroaches, flies and bedbugs
either subjected to his authority or else
exterminated. He even admits that
they are becoming discouraged all
along the line.
Considering the amount of tongue
lashing INDUCED in by some women, its
surprising that there isn't more Of them
having their teeth set with diamonds.
Who says that it doesn't pay to kick =?
Out in LeadvilIe, Colo, Frank Burk-
hart done little kicking and unearthed
gold ore to the value of $4,000.
Prisoner-"Doctor 1 believe there is a
fellon breaking out"
Guard-Gust behind the door,
Where? Where? Speak lively, man,
Dutchy, to whom we referred to in
these columns a short time ago, has no.
titled us that he has big scheme on
hand and he wants us to do the adver.
Using and put it on a working basis.
He has been reading about the endless
chain projects which have been put in
operation for building battleships, as
sisting charitable associations, ETC.,
and believes that if one of these endless
chain rackets were properly started, a
pardon could be gotten as easily as a
mud turtle slides off log. In case we
are successful he promises to present us
with barrel of kraut. Well, We'll
look into the matter, dutchy.
The wheels in the editors head have
been running over time lately. Since
he put his hand on top of his bald pate
and got burnt, he now keeps the tenn
perature down by the use of liquid air
and cabbage leaves.
Sam Baltimore, who belonged to the
aristocratic limekiln club of the Twin
Cities and captured several prizes at
cake-walks in New Orleans, is now
stationed at the mansion at the head
of Main Street.
Teacher-(in night school instructing
class in anatomy.)-"James, which is
the largest bugp"
James-(with emphasis)e"Humbug,
sir"
Another divine wonder has appeared
who performs miracles. During after
noon and evening services the Rev. DR..
A. B. Simpson, of New York, raised
over $115,OO0. The paper doesn't say
what kind of bait he used.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

"A where for "The Story of the Philippines
by -Murat Halstead, commissioned by the
Government as Oficial Historian to the War
camps at San Francisco, on the Pacific with
General Merritt, in the hospitals at Honolulu,
in Hong Kong, In the American trenches xS
on the deck Ofthe Olympia with Dewey, and in
the roar of battle at the fall OF Manila ROnan-
"a for agents. Brimfnl Of original pictures
spot. Large book. Low prices: big prolfis.
Freight paid. Credit given. 4 Drop all trashy
unofficial war books. OUTFIT free. Address. r.
7. Barber Sec'y., Star insurance Bldg, Chicago.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27
MOVEMENTS OF OUR POPULATION

Prisoners received during the week
ending Oct. p, 1; discharged 3;
paroled, 0.
Patients undergoing treatment in
hospital, 3.
Prison population Oct. p: Males,
472; females, IL; total, 484.
Grade standing: first grade, 1863; Sec
ond grade, 1O1; third grade IA.
Henry Weiss, Hennepin county,
grand larceny, two years.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

We are in RECEIPT of letter from a
lady subscriber in Minneapolis in which
she graphically describes the domestic
happiness of former inmate here, who
is now happy husband and father,
who loves his home and family, and
endeavors by steady and honest work
to provide for the present and future
of his dear ones.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

spected citizens. This assurance is es-
pecially directed to the BARRIERS. as
have no doubt that he is putting up a
job to have me skinned alive. But she
who digs pit for others often falls
himself therein" is an old proverb.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

One of the boys has received a letter
from DR.. A. E. Hedback, our former
hospital steward, who is now located
at Barron, Wis. The doctor, who is
rising man in his profession, reports
taking part in several interesting and
successful operations. He sends his
kindest regards to several friends here
and complains that he does not get
The MIRROR, although that is his own
fault. The doctor has the best wishes
of all here for prosperous and bril-.
liant career.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

There is gentleman connected with
this prison who received information
the other day that a lawyer was COM
ing up with writ or some other in
fernal machine, to serve on him, and
he Immediately became invisible to the
naked eye. He has remarkably long
head.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

The Anamosa Prison Press comes to
us increased in size this week. Tie
editor is evidently a real newspaper
man, as shown by the way he blows his
own horn. He claims that the Press
is "the most original paper ever issued
from prison."
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

You can talk long, loud and elo
quently about political principles, but
the main question at issue is which set
of rascals is to get the officer, and the
outcome hinges on which side can catch
the most suckers.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

Several daily papers in st. Paul have
already decided on who is to be the
next governor of this State, but an
election will be held anyhow on the 9Th
of November, just as matter of form,
and I am glad that you are all reg
iStArad
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

Hop Sing, our Chinese contributor,
has promised Thanksgiving story.
We make this announcement now in
order to enable news dealers and others
to get in their orders in time.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

I am compelled in self defence to an
nOunce definitely that assume no re-
sponsibility for the contemplate at.
lacks which that Dutch hyena, Hans
Miller, makes on some of our most re-
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

When a man asks for a woman s
hand he expects to get her purse
with it, for she always carries her
purse in her hand!-St. Louis
Humorist.
Spain has made Cervera life
senator. That is very strange;
everybody thought they would
behead him. It shows the infu-
ence of rubbing up against civil
lied country. -Elgin (Ill.) Every
Saturday.
It is announced that the parents
of a pretty girl in town will not let
their daughter marry a certain
young man until he becomes a
member, and a professor of religion.
His employer, on the other hand,
has notified him that conversion
means a loss of his position. The
young man is getting a hunted
look.-Arkansaw Thomas Cat.
An Indiana woman had to pay
$l26 for saying that her neighbours
pretty figure was padded with
sawdust, but almost any woman
would be willing to pay that much
rather than not speak her mind
upon such an important subject.
St. Louis Republic.
"How should a man treat his
interiors;" asks New York lectur-
er. 0! just as he would treat an
equal. Ask him to name his coffin
polish.-Denver Post.
A dozen tailors can't make a
man out Of a cigarette dude
Toledo Critic.
Admiral Cervera is bottled up
again, this time at Madrid, and
the Spanish government is sitting
on the cork.-The Daily Inter
Ocean.
Calling a man liar, a scoundre]
and a blackleg may be the language
Of the rowdy and the uncultured
but it never proved anything
Slayton Gazette.
A New York paper says there
are no cross-eyed people in Persia
and further down in the same
column says there are no bicycles
in that country One fact explains
the other, perhaps.-Denver Post
If the average American isn't
immune against both beer and pie
the proprietors Of many of the
swallow-me-quick lunch rooms, in
our cities, are liable to indictment
for an attempt to kill.-Glenville
Progress.
Prisons are not always refor-
matory institutions. An inmate
Of the Ohio penitentiary has
published a book Of poems.-Den-
yer Post.
When the Editor of the Ward
Miner renurned home from the
Denver carnival he found the fire
out, the cat gone, the office
towel bent all out Of shape, the
copy hook empty, no type set and
the force communing with the
angels through the inspiration OF
gh-altitude jag. And yet he
was glad he came down.-Denve1
Post.
A Kentucky judge punished a
SASSY" reporter by compelling
him to sit on the bench at the
judges side during the progress of
a trial. It must have been humili-
ating to self-respecting reporter
to have to sit with that kind of a
judge.-St. Paul Dispatch.
The Missouri train robbers
should suspend business for few
days and give the Pullman porters
chance to catch up.-St. Paul
Dispatch.
There is but one time in man s
life when he is really happy; the
brief period between the time when
he's got what he wants and the
time when he discovers that he
doesn't want what he's got.-Ar-
kansaw Thomas Cat.
A bully is always seeking some
one to pull down and conquer.
The gentlemen is always seek
ing some one to lift up and point
him to a nobler life. The bully
calls himself gentleman, the
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27
W[]Ml1f&0l|&

HS&SksS&GG
"There is theory, that we are
mentally influenced by furniture
els that so, Theodore? Well.
you had better quit sleeping in
that brass bedstead."
"Geraldine is writing a book.
She calls it How to Win Man. :"
''That would not do any good in
the world. The mystery is how to
hold onto him after you have won
m."-Detroit Free Press.
Medico-"How is it you failed
to become an ambulance surgeon?"
Sawbones- the examination
I was foolish enough to tell how to
distinguish drunken man from
one with afractured skull" PUCK.
"Huzley is on the high road to
wealth.
whats he doing?"
Manufacturing souvenier bullets
that were fired during the Santiago
campaign. philadelphia North
American.
Jimmy-"But what do you do
when you git real sleepy? You
don't own up to it, do you?'
Tommy-"Naw; I go to askin'
paw fool questions an he makes
me go to bed.'' Indianapolis
journal.
speaking of infant prodigies?"
exclaimed the Chinese emperor.
"Your majesty enjoys some dis
tinction in that line." rejoined the
faithful old courtier.
II should say so. Here [ am a
back number before most men are
fairly started in lifer'- Washing
ton Star.
He was an Irish pilot, and the
skipper felt rather doubtful as to
his ability to navigate the vessel
out at sea.
"Are you sure you know all the
rocks in the harbor?" he asked,
for the second time, as the ship
gathered speed.
"Sure an I do, yer 'auner," said
the pilot, livery wan Of them,
That's wan noww as, with a loud
crash, the Mary Jane ran hard and
fast aground. Cincinnati En-
quirer
Mrs. Noticeit-The people next
door must be Spaniards.
Mr.. Noticeit- What makes you
think SO?
"They are always short Of COAL"
Judge.
'If you do not marry me [ shall
hang my self" exclaimed lovelorn
Denver young man.
"Well, if you do, please 60 down
a block was the cheerful rsponse,
''for I heard papa say he did not
want you to hang around here."-
Denver Times.
Marie, I don't want you to tie
any more strings on my finger
"Why John?"
II wasted two whole hours this
morning wondering what it was
yon wanted me to remember
Detroit Free Press.
George almost broke my heart
Sunday.
"How SOP"
II begged him to 60 to church
with me in his uniform, and he
wouldn't do it"
GLOW mean! What reason did
he give?"
'He said it would have to be
disinfected first"
How perfectly selfish. Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27
CHURCH NOTICE.

Services in the Prison Chapel at 900 o'clock
every Sunday morning. Protestant and
Catholic services every alternate Sunday.
chaplaInS.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27
concluded that he found the bear.
st. Louis Humorist.

stacles-not the ability and will to
knock a man down. It is rational
not an animal quality Window
Reporter.
Two pretty girls Of New York
caught a burglar and sat him
down upon a sofa and sat on his
knees and held him tightly until
aid reached them, and he never
made an effort to escape. Just
sat there and enjoyed himself. =
Denver Post.
A NewJersey highwayman fooled
away a lot of time the other even
ing. He held up an actor, but of
course got nothing.-St. Paul
Globe.
Russia has smoking cars for
ladies'. Now, doesn't this seem to
present an opportunity to all those
uneasy English and American
women who are dissatisfied in their
respective countries because they
are debarred from smoking cars
Pioneer Press.
Evidently some mems thoughts
are like mankind, come naked into
the world and need dressing. Win
dom Citizen.
When a young is sowing his
wild oats he always hopes that
something will happen to destroy
the crop.-Alden Advance.
Scientists claim that there is
ten pounds of glue in the human
body. That probably accounts
for the reason why some people
are $50 stuck on themselves.-St.
Louis Humorist.
You can get rid of mosquitoes
and flies by spreading over your
face mixture of pine tar, 2 ounces
castor oil and an ounce Of penny
royal boiled over slow fire? A
mixture like that ought to keep
even rattlesnakes off.-St. Louis
Humorist.
An item in an exchange is
headed "Shot While Playing" Was
it a piano or the cornet?- St. Paul
Globe.
A Law isn't dead even after it
has executed-but it lies so fatty
sometimes that one would think it
was dead to all sense Of Justice
Orange (Va) Observer.
North Dakota is the only state
in which you can get a divorce
quicker than you can get a drink
-Bede's Budget.
Joaquin Miller's expressed de-
termination to be reduced to ashes
on funeral pyre which he has
built is all right. We have poets
to burn.-Denver Post.
Perhaps it is wrong to say that
the Filipinos do not know enough
to govern themselves. The cigar
makers at Manila have gone on a
strike to have four days declared
a weeks work. That does not
look like mental incapacity.-S
Paul Trade journal.
Experience is like street improve
lnent. We have to pay for it
whether we like it or not.-Man-
katonian.
True nobility is shown by gentle
consideration and courtesy to all,
and brings it's own reward in the
extra fneness of perception it's
practice Observation-Disclosures
News Wave.
A lady of rank and friend of
Robert Bruce. the historic Scottish
King, sent him a pair of spurs as
a hint to get move on himself
and flee from his enemies. A lazy
husband in our midst recently re-
ceived a hustle. Window Citizen.
For man who weighs $50 lbs,
Shafter dropped out of sight with
out making much noise.-St.Peter
Herald.
Judging from results it isn't al
ways the badly pummeled individ-
ual in a pugilistic encounter who
has the swelled d.-Spring
Valley Sun.
A Boston lion, much emaciated
by constant diet of beans, fell
upon his keeper, also of Boston,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-10-27

A letter has been received here from
Miss Horace Greedy Perry, who is out
in the wilds of Montana, doing literary
work and queening it over the big
hearted miners and ranchman-shea amt
doing thing to them! She
has descended into mine, down to
the 6OO-foot level, in boys clothes, and
made speech on the silver question,
and is just having a splendid time, and
enjoying herself. Fears are entertained
here that she will allow one of those
millionaire mine owners of Butte to in
duce her to stay in Montana for good.
That birds of a feather flock together
is an old saw, and it is never more true
than when applied to country news
papers. don't mean to say that papers
of the same opinion flock together-by
no means. But it seems that when a
country town has one bright and clever
newspaper, the others, if there be such,
must become SO, or perish. These re-
Elections are caused by looking at three
papers published at Hutchinson, MINI.
And don't believe there is a town in
the country of its size that can show
three equally as good.
The Florence tribune., 1898-06-11
How Mark Smith is Regarded in Wash
 ington.
From the Washington Post.l

One of the best liked, most amiahle and magnetic men of the house is Dele gate Marcus A Smith, of Arizona, who is now getting to be veteran on the Democratic side. Only one other dele gate, Mir. Joseph, of New Mexico, who went out in the ffty-third congress, ever served as long as has the gentle man from the romantic town of Tomb stone. Mir. Smith is not a frequent speaker, but when he does talk he shows himself a master of vigorous, clear-cut English. Being popular with both sides, he scarcely ever fails with any measure he sets his heart upon. His long service has enabled him to secure assignments on four of the best committees, where he has a chance of being extremely useful to the people he represents. His long stay in Wash ington is an additional evidence of the value of keeping a good man term after term. Arizona has every reason
 to congratulate herself on adopting
 this policy.
The Florence tribune., 1898-06-11

HENRY WATTERsoN said at the As- -sociated Press banquet in Chicago the other day: q have seen wonderful things in my life, but did not hope to see the day when "Fitzp Lee and "Joe" Wheeler would be major-generals of the United States. When recently I saw the boys in blue, and mine among them, marching through the streets of Louisville, my heart was in my mouth, but when I saw at the head of the column a man whom thirty-fve years ago he'd .-lesn of the field of battle, then my heart burst and the tears flowed from my eyes. What ever else beside, this war will settle the solidar- ity of this nation"
The Florence tribune., 1898-06-11


 YES, Arizona's promptitude in fur nishing her quota of soldiers should be remembered to her credit when the question of her Statehood comes up again. Her population is now nearly double that of Nevada, and while Nevada's figure dropped trom 62, ,266 to 45,76l in the decade of 18SO-9O, Arizona has been steadily and rapidly advanc- ing in population. By all means give Arizona place among the stars, that glorious constellation that adorns the field of the American fag.-[Los An geles Express.