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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
pestructive storm. Along tho Coast.

Reports of maritime disasters along the coast
come in thick and fast. People who ''go down
to the sea in ships should bear in mind one
thing in particular namely, that 1t is highly
desirable to take along supply of Hostetters
Stomach Bitters rs remedy for sea sickness.
Nausea, dyspepsia, bliousness, constipation,
mnlaria nervousness and kidney trouble all
succumb to its beneGccnt and speedy action
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Instead of writing letters Of congrat-
ulations to her girl friends who get
married, Kansas woman writes let
tiers of coincidence to their parents.
She believes that on such an occasion
the band should play few soft tones
expressive of the parents grief and
lonliness.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

1t is proof that woman regards
you as dear friend If she asks If she
can exchange the Christmas present
you gave her because it is duplicate
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Farmers would do we'll to spend
some of their leisure hours this winter
in considering whether they cannot
add something to the variety OF their
crops, either for sale or home use,
which will be profitable to them with =
out adding very much to their labor or
cares
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
Loeical Reasoning.

Jinks--I wonder why Chinaman
always repeats the word-says wash
ee-washee,' for instance?"
Mrs. Jinks-"B Because he'd have to
go through the process at least twice
to get the clothes anywhere near clean,
I guess"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
We charge 50 per inch. "


Mrs. Muldreth-"Do you really be-
lieve, Miss Burbeck, that there Is any
such thing as luck?"
Miss Burbeck-"Certainly. Papa had
nothing to call him out this evening,
and yet he went away just before you
e."-Cleveland Leader.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
After Taking,

at is true i can't sing very well"
said the cat that had just swallowed
the canary, "but l have a good deal
of music in me, all the same. Chi
cago Tribune
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
Beware of ointmcnts for Catarrh ThAt
Contain Mercury,

Contain Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
the mucous surfaces, Such articles
should never be used except on prescrip-
tions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is tenfold to the
good you can possibly derive from them.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by
f ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo O., contains
no mercury, and is taken internally. act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine
II is taken internally and made in To-
ledo, Ohio, by f. ]. Cheney & Co. Tes-
timonials free. Sold by Druggists, price
l5c per bottle
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

1t Is always puzzle to woman
how man can do so much with his
hands while he has cigar between
his fingers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

On too many farms the straw stacks
are, largely wasted because of the in
sufficient care in stack ng, and this is
one reason why wheat is not a paying
crop; we do not take enough care &c
make the-most of IL.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
The Old story.

eff you were as full as you said you
were, how did the judge come to dis
charge your"
"He didn't know l was loaded
Boston Courier.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
Don't tobacco sDt and Smoke Your Lille Awav.

Toquit tobacco easily end forever. be mag
netic full of life, nerve and vigor. take No-I'o-
BAG the wonder-worker that makes weak men
strong AlIdrugRistS, SOC. or 81. Cure guaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Overproduction of the necessaries OF
life is easy when the masses are COM
PEELED to pinch, scrimp and deny them
selves in the purchase and use of such
such things.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
rHOU0HTOoRAPHS.

The secret of woman's dress is the
pocket.
An idle baker does not make loaf
of bread
Newspaper tales should always have
proper heads.
The man who tells you he is no fool
may be only mistaken.
Some men are self-made, and some
women are tailor made
The barber is the only man who does
headwork with his hands.
The mercury never gets warm in ito
efforts to lower the record.
All the worlds a stage, and to the
barber is given many parts.
1t was originally intended to have
sheet music sung by the choir.
Grabs may not be so palatable as lob
sters, but they will do in a pinch.
Some men act like hogs and there
are others who do not need to act.
The manufacturer of fiesh-reducins
remedy lives on the fat of the land.
No young man is quite as good as
his best girl thinks his picture looks.
The horseless carriage is novelty
but the cowless milk wagon is chest
nut.
The man who says what he likes
will hear great many things he dis
likes.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Pouring little liquor over them will
never drown any sorrows.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

The reason why childhood is so hap-
py isn't because grown-up children
were once children, but because chill
dren have never been grown up.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

We would as soon cross Chillsoot pass
in winter rs to move lot OF mousse
hold goods in winter.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

There is a great waste of fertility in
village manure; farmers living near
,houl haul it home.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

A handful of salt thrown into TIE
stove will extinguish fire burning in
pipe or chimney.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

1t is very easy for unmarried women
to bluff the men, but the married wo-
men can't bluff their husbands by any
means
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

As a rule the best animal that is the
pest feeder furnishes the best feeding
% its human devourer,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

As soon al a girl thinks she owns a
man, she begins to act hurt and dis
pleased when he doesn't put on az
overcoat when it's cold out
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
FARMER'S HANDY FEED COOKER.

We desire to call our readers atten-
ton to the Farmers Handy Feed
Cooker, which is sold at the low price
of S1250 for SO gallon capacity.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

wonder which is the worst-to love
girl you don't want to, or to want to
love a girl YOU don't.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Great Britain has more that $40, ooo,-
600 sheep on territory not greatly in
excess of Minnesota and Iowa. France
has 90, 900, 600 on much smaller area.
With their high-priced land they seem
able to make profit out of their sheep.
This country has room for much
greater number.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

At a certain age no girl can see how
an old bachelor can keep Lucille" in
his library and act so.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Probably when the father fell on the
prodigal sons neck he jumped on II
real hard.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

FITS Permanently Cured Motifs or nervousness after
trst days use OF Dr. klne's Great Nerve Restorer
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise
Dr. r. II. KLINE. Ltd 93l Arch ST., Philadelphia, 70
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

It's poor article that can't get n
testimonial OF some kind.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

ASTHMA can be quickly cured by DIR. Tafts
Asthmalene. All sufferers from this distressing
complaint should write to DR.. Taft Bros, Elm ST..
Rochester NY. for n sample bottle, sent absolutely
tree ON receipt of and address They are reliable
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
'0c 25c. If G. c. c. fail, druggists refund money
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

The older a msn is the more 10
talks about the proper respect due
him.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
Racial ChnracterIstIcs.

Tom-"It takes an Irishman for
ready wit"
Dick (who has just visited his "un-
cie"l-"And a Jew for ready cash"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic l0c or 25c.
nc. c. c. fail to cure. druggists refund money.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

A mob always draws the line at a
'ynching
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
STILL THERE IS MONEY IN 1T.

Carl vollen sold $3.50 of Salzers Cab
bage. Labor seed, rent and all did not
cost him $50, profit $500. You can beat
that and make lots Of money on Early
Radishes, Peas, Lettuce, Mushrooms,
Onions, Sweet Corn, Tomatoes, Pota-
toes, etc. Salzer warrants his seeds the
earliest in the world. Potatoes only
$1.50 per barrel. Millions of Raspber-
ries, Cherries, Apples and small fruits.
Catalogue tells all about them.
Send this Notice with 14c Stamps to
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, and get free their big Plant and
Seed Catalogue and 10 packages vege-
table and flower seeds, novelties worth
table and flower novelties worth S1.G0,
wax.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

I believe Psos Cure is the only medi-
cine that will cure consumption.-Anna
M. Ross, Williamsport, Pa, Nov. II, 80.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Star Tobacco is the leading brand q
the world, because il is the best.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

The breaking of heifers to mill
should be done by very careful ant
level-headed.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup
FOR cnidren teethng softens the gums, reduces imam
lion allays pain cures wind collie % cents bottle
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Marriages wouldn't be failures
men weren't.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Common farm cows should be the
most healthful COWS in the world.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

When man hears discussion he
wants to get into it.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
Brave as a Lion.

She-"I see the colonel is married
again." ii
He-'Indeed! 1 thought his fighting
DAYS we're over."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

A stupid man compliments wom-
ans pretty teeth but a clever man
makes her laugh.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Bad luck for the man she has mar
ried isn't as crushing to woman as
good luck for the man she refused.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Many pretty pup develops into q
sneep stealing dor.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

A man who was recently fined IS 10
the police court, wanted premium
stamps when he paid his fine.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
ONEe ENJOYS


Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt In
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in so
cent bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro.
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIc SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
IOUtoVUIE nv NEW Y0PK Nv
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

The man who has plenty Of push is
usually successful but he isn't in it
with the man who has the pull.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

The, prin ting presses are responsible
for many of the revolutions of the
world.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

See that your rule for keeping salt
before the cows is strictly carried out.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
Too High.

A countryman walked into news
paper office to advertise the death of
relative.
What is your charger" he asked OF
the clerk.
1--WE charge 50 per inch"
ooh" said the countryman, Il can't
afford that. My friend was six feet
three inches" -Tit-Bits.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

The worst thing about bloomers is
that after seeing them man can new
er forget that woman has two legs.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Burning kisses always result from
sparks
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

1t is long head that knows no turn
ing when a pretty girl passes.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

The only really fscinating girls you
ever see are on the calendars.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

NO.ToBac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes veal
men strong, blood pure. soc. 81 All druggists.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

A baby is at once the sweetest and
profoundest mystery in creation. IL
YOU don't believe it ask its mother
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
Smoke sledge Cigarettes. 20 for 5 cts.

The man in the treadmill doesn't be.
lieve that turn about is fair play.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Every child at school tries to DO the
teachers pet.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund the money it fails to cure 25c
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

It was originally intended to have
sheet music sung by the choir.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

We loose the rein and sweep the plain,
And leave our cares behind.
With laugh and song, we glide along
Across the fleeing snow;
With friends beside, how swift we ride
On the beautiful track below!
oh, the raging sea has joy for me,
When gale and tempests roar;
But give me the speed of foaming steed'
And I'll ask for the waves M more.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
That's 1t.

Mrs. Frankfort-"There is quite a
rape for red now"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
Spikey-"Hello, Gull; what did yer
ga out O. Christmas2" - ~
Clabby De Sneak-"De county Jail"
rhe Approved Melhoa.

She-"Men are fonder of kissing than
women"
He Naturally. See the difference
in the object to be kissed. New York
Journal.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Life seems but dreary ex-pants to
the boy who has to wear his dads made
over trousers
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

AIITu0Dc-We want your stories, poems and
HU nunO book MSS; best prices: inclose
stamp. Authors and Writers Union. Chicago.ln
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.
The Very Best Humur from the Latest
Issues of the Comic Papers What
We Got on ChrIstmas-short and
Long Cut.
SIeIphing-SOnR.

II swift we go Ger
the f1eecy snow,
When moonbeams
sparkle round;
When hoofs keep
time to music's
chime.
AS merrily on we
bound.
-r---T'r 4
On a winters night,
when hearts are
light,
And health is ON
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

Mr.. Frankfort-"Yes, a regular scar
let fever. louisville Courier-Jour-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

The man who says what he likes
will hear a great many things he dis
likes.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-01-14

l's Family Pms are the best.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

Set, with more tools we sell at - S5
Either will save their cost in a few
weeks, Gents half .oles 2jc. a pair,
BOZ. postpaid, Ladies' and boys half
soles 2Oc. a pair, BE. postpaid Heels
lOc. a pair, he. postpaid. We have
Shoe Tacks, Cements and everything
needed for shoe repairing. Call or
write.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

Fifteen Cents; That's the Figure.
What's the use of giving all your
wealth for one meal when viii Marsh
can "fix" you for only Is cents.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

The incest, cosiest and cleanest beds
for 20 cents night or S1OO a week
Who're? Why at Mrs. Bunch's, oppo~
site the court house.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

Thomas F, Bayard is failing steadily.
His physicians say that death is mat
ter of few days only.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

Miss Winnie Davis, the dau- hter of
the confederacy, is critically Ill with
gastritis at Narragansett Pier, r. I.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

A Santa Fe dispatch to the Denver
News dated the lst inst. says that
since Governor Otero returned from
Washington it has developed that the
chief object Of his visit was to arrange
with President Mckinley concerning
the political situation in this territory
The program arranged is that either
Governor Otero or Solomon Luna
shall receive the nomination for dele
gate to congress Captain Max Luna,
the young Rough Rider, is to be
doomed in the interest of the deal, and
if Otero can't get the nomination then
the administration forces will be con-
centrated upon Sol. Luna.
Should Otero, however, receive the
nomination and be elected, Sol. Luna,
according to the alleged agroement
With Mckinley, is TO be appointed
governor of New Mexico. The Repub-
Leans will make their con lest upon n
straight gold platform, and it is under
stood that the 900 Rough Riders, inc.
tenths Of whom are supporters of Fer
guson, the probable Democratic nom
inee Tor congress, will be kept in New
York until it is too late for them to
cast their votes at the November cleo
ton.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

A dispatch from Canea, Island of
CreJe, dated the 9th inst says: Can
dia is being bombarded. The British
troops which have been acting as po-
lice since The Greek war are lighting
the MussuImans. Riots are in pro
grsss and fires have broken out in var
ious parts of the city. The Mussul-
mans started the disturbance. Crowds
OF them, supposedly unarmed, assem-
bIed in the principal square to protest
against lavoritsm which they allege
the powers are showing the Chris
tians They threaten to burn the
houses and destroy the property of the
Christians unless the state of affairs
complained of is remedied. Tho Turk.
ish governor offered to help the Brit
ish.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

General Shafter arrived at Montauk
Point on the transport Mexico, on the
lst inst.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

The National Irrigation congress
met in Cheyenne the lstinst.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

The Philippine insurgents are cap.
turing everything possible prior to a
settlement of the peace conditions.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09

France has been wrought up to the
highest pitch Of its excitable nature
for the past week by the addition of
another chapter to the Dreyfus affair.
Lieutenant Colonel Henry, who was
one of the principal witnesses in the
trial against Captain Dreyfus, and
also in the Zola trial, confessed that
he had forged an important letter
used in the trial. Colonel Henry was
arrested and committed suicide In his
cell. a dispatch says Nj. Cavaignac,
minister Of war; has resigned, due to a
disagreement with his colleagues
Who desire a revision Of the Dreyfas
case. a ievision OF the case seems
now 10 be assured
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09
FARMNGTOA, new MEXICO, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 1893.

Governor Otero on the I'd inst.
made the following appointment of
regents of territorial institutions: F.
II. Pierce of Las Vegas, on the board
ofregents of the territorial insane asy-
lum. to succeed himself; Henry l..
Waldo of Las Vegas, on the board of
regents of the University ofNew Mex
leo, to succeed himself; Jacinto Arm
ijo ofLas Cruces, on the board of re-
gents of the college of agriculture and
mechanic arts. to succeed HIMSELF c.
T, Brown Of Socorro, on the board of
regents of the school of mines, to sue
coed Ernest L. Brown. These appoint
ments hold tor five years from this
date.
The San Juan times. (Farmington, N.M.) 1891-1900, 1898-09-09
Secretary Alger sent the following

Secretary Alger sent the following
order to Montauk Point Monday:
"Washington; Sept. Command
ing General, Montauk Point: The
New York World about the 2S,h ut.
published a statement regarding the
death of Private Hugh Parrett of the
Eighth Ohio, i'll which it is charged
that when he begged Of the doctor to
take him TO the hospital, the doctor
notified him that the hospital was for
sick men; and it is reported that Par.
rett died that night. This account
was sent me by Representative Gros-
venor Of Ohio, who says there is great
indignation in his community over the
case and asks if it has been reported.
| wish an inquiry Immediately insti-
tuted to find out about the matter and
a report made me. l understand that
Sergeant Rich of the same company
or regiment is under arrest for having
complained of this mater. Heard
much Of neglect of men, mu,h of
which no doubt is fcticious, but if
there is any foundation for the state
ment, or if there are any men ill in
their tents that are not provided for,
| wish to know the reason why, and
at once; also the names of officers in
command Of regiment and company in
each case. r. A. ALGER
Secretary Of Var"
The administration is at last aroused
by the charges of mismanagement in
the army camps and hospitals, and
they seem to be making every effort
to repair the injury caused by pre-
vious neglect. The president, vice
president, secretary Of war and several
other prominent officials visited Camp
Wikotf last Saturday for the purpose
of making a personal investigation of
the camp.