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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

In the matter of a congressional can
didate the Republicans have concluded
that almost any old thing will do.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Many high army officers are afflicted
with what the Chinaman calls too
muchee talkee.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

proves anew that none but the brave
deserve the fair
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Chicago Record: What did Christie
pher Columbus say when they called him
up at the seance?'
He said he was mighty glad he was
dead .I.r..
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

day, one Russell A. Alger should be
mustered out without delay.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Only the devils advocate would I'M
dertake to defend Ayers management
of the war department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Sagasta says the war isn't over yet.
Possibly not, but it's all over with
Spain.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Some people think they are reading
other peoples hearts when they gaze
upon their own.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Senator Marion Butler says he does
not like the word fusion" Neither do
the Democrats of Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

and no bitter frosts. Has it any bitter
memories?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

As melon state Colorado begins to
rival Georgia.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31
WIT AND HUMOR.

San Francisco Chronicle: Minister S
Wife-Tommy Crowther, you haven't
washed your face today.
Tommy Crowther-Tain't Sunday.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

In politics, talking serves the same
purpose as the writing of a book by an
enemy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

1t isn't always the man who fights
for an office that is fit
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31
philadelnhia Recnrd. 'The |

Philadelphia Record: The taxpayers,
who foot the bills of war expenses. are
not likely to forget the glaring instances
of incompetency in the four months war
to know and are entitled TO know where
the responsibility rests If upon officials,
the truth should be made known that the
many faithful may not suffer with the
guilty few; if upon our military system
1t should be reformed without delay. lest
another foreign war find US equally and
disgracefully unpreDared for battle on
land.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

some butter here last week, you remem-
Der.
Grocer-Very well, indeed, sir. Didn't
you find it to be as represented?
Patron-I did. sir, and that's what I've
come to complain Of You told me it
would outrank any butter in the market,
and IL did
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31
COMMENTS OF THE PRESS.

Kansas City Times: John Sherman
would like to return to the senate, and
millions of his countrymen would y'ejoice
to see him down Hannaism. Not that
they particularly like Sherman, but that
they particularly dislike Hanna.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

New York Evening Journal: She-No.
Tom, it wouldn't be judicious for us to
marry until you have had your salary in
creased. rn4
He (pleadingly)-B1t two can live
cheaper than one, you know, Mollie.
She-Yes, l know that's what people
say. AS matter of fact, they've got to.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Detroit Journal: Another pest ship
has arrived and another investigation has
been ordered by the war department. 1t
will probably be found that nobody Is to
blame above the grade of hospital stew
ard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

the American Sports Publishing Co., 16
and IS Park Place, New York
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31
In the air-rain.

Algerism must go.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

The war has resulted in more mud
throwing than bouquet throwing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31
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which is the widely used remedy for certain class Of ans
sold Philadelphia and
of
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efroai
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31
STOCKS AND INVESTMENTS.

STOCKS AND INVESTMENTS.
Utah Bank and Commercial Stocks. and
other High Grade investment securities
sought and sold.
Loans on Stocks.
Dividend-paying stocks bought and sold.
Investment orders from institutions
trustees of estates and capitalists will re-
ceive the best of attention.
JOHN c.. CUTLER. JR..
Tel. 127. Sc Main Street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Puck: At the Ball Game-Enthusiast-
Good! Good! They can't hit him!
The Fair One-Hit who?
course.
The Fair One-Well. I don't see why
they should want to hit him! He has
conducted himself in a very gentlemanly
manner ever since he came on the field,
l m Surei
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Medical Journal: 1t has not yet been
made clear why some of the transports
came TO New York without medicines,
and in one or two cases without surgeons.
leave the surgeons side-tracked at Tam
pa along with the quinine pills. This send
ing of sick troops on a sea voyage with
out surgeons, medical supplies or even
digeStibie food is too serious a snatter to
be dismissed with mere statement that
such was not the case and that all the
newspapers misreDresented the actual
condItion of affairs. The surgeon general
still owes it to the public, to the profess
sion and to the noble, faithful and ener-
getic members of his corps TO urge the
fullest investigation into all the facts and
TO answer still more effectually than he
has thus far done the widespread critic
ism of the management of his particular
department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Boston Advertiser: The whole scandal
has become so obnoxious TO the American
people that an Investigation is demanded
from every quarter except from that of
That such an investigation will come is
practically certain to every man who
knows the character of the American peo-
pie. Tho secretary OF war may ORDER
such an investigation of his own volition,
or he may be forced by the action of con-
gress to submit the affairs of his depart
ment to such an inquiry. In any case the
investigation will come.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Pittsburg Post: The Ohio Democratic
convention went for Mark Hanna rough
shOd. and incidentally for the United
States senate for its neglect in investi-
eating the charges of bribery to secure
his election. These charges are too true
and too easy of proof, is one reason. The
proof is at hand in the money paid down
tesy, besides all that. has been broad
ened to protect vilIainy and rascality of
the most odious character. And there is
another reason in the fact that the
sainted Mckinley stands a moral sponsor
for Mark just as Mark was Macs finan-
cial backer on q well-known occasion.
There are wheels within wheels.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-31

Chicago Tribune: What salary would
you exoect?" asked the theatrical man.
ager. i- iA-i
when you have dinner or supper
served on the stage" demanded the gifted
but gaunt tragedian who had applied for
a Job is it a real meal?"
ut Isl
~ hen we will waive all discussion as
to salary" replied the tragedian.
Tit-Bits: A Country Courtship.-John
(sheepishly)-I-I s'pose you'll be gittin'
married some time?
Betty with a frightened air)-Oh,
dare say l shall. some time.
II dare say L shall git married, too
OH
'Praps we might both git married at
the same time"
wouldn't it be awful. John, if the par
son should make a mistake and marry
us to each other?"
II shouldn't mind
"No-neither should 1, to tell you the
truth, John.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16


Of the c. Omaha and
wish
Commissioner his
p
Of
hibton. anything
be the
who will nLty Vcedent who
take, otherwise Implications
further
tuntiy advertising the of Nevada be
The ana Congress composed dele
Territory Mississippi
idea Of this originated that session Omaha
Commission has been organized and active service there being
mississippi gathering
hibits their
preparations preparing through private enter
price
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16
A CLEVER TRICK.
How 1t Was Played Upon q PhiIadel-
phin Policeman.

phin Policeman.
Faith, I've heard tell that all the
world loves a lover but it's diff'rent
wild rlarri'd couple" said Policeman
Mike O'Flannagan, Of the Sixth dis
trict, by way of q preface to the story
of an experience he had at Twelfth and
Hilbert streets a few nights ago, says
the Philadelphia Record. "Well, sir,
was pathrollin' me bate, whin a young
Teller wild a trim little chunk av a
woman howldin' on to his arm KEN I'D
teh me, an seq e: Officer seq e, ''tis
the diyils own fix I'm in this minute.
We wore marri'd the day up in Ian
caster, an we KEN teh Philadelphy fur
tn honeymune. Iv'ry clint 1 had gev
teh me broide fur safe keepin'. Whin
we got inteh the big station seq e,
10! an behowld yeh, the money was
gone! Stolen it was, be dirthy thafe,'
seq e.
"At that the little woman began teh
wape an her tears wor heart-renderin'
fur teh see. Well SEE the young Teller,
continuin' his story, 4 tried fur teh
TELEGRAPH teh me people in Lancaster,
but they'd not send the message wild
out pay. So here we are distracted, not
KNOWN where teh turn fur nights
lodgin' an this our weddin' night sez
e. had two-dollar bill in me pocket.
an let i'm have it. ''Tis no more than
n loan,' seq e, AN twill be repaid yeh
tomorrow he wouldn't be contint till
he had took down me name an me num-
Der. God bless yeh,' SEE the little
woman, an wild that they whit away.
An I haven't heard of thin frum that
day teh this. Twas clever thrick, an
no mistake"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16
Ii ood's
rouse the liver. euro bill. -
tousness, headache, dir
xinesS, constipation, etc.
Do not Rripe. Easy to take, easy to operate. Use.
The only Pills to take with Hoods SArsapAxillA.
Cyanide Pc sou pR.

With the cyanide process at De La
Mar mills comes dreaded and most
fatal disease Of cyanide poisoning and
sutimony, which is working sad ha-
voc among the Dixie boys who have
formed the main help at the De La
Mar mills. A few months work in
the dust laden mills performs it's
deadly mission. At first it affects
the breath, which becomes very Of
fensive, and the lungs become irritat-
ed by the anthony and poisoned by
the cyanide, liberation sets in, and
then the work of the destroyer is
short.
1T is said that eighteen victims
have been claimed by cyanide, three
of whom are st. George boys. Lewis
Conger, brother-in-law to Judge
Francis l.. Dagget, died Wednesday
rnorning from the effects of the
dreaded disease, and several st.
George boys are now very in.-Salt
Lake Tribune.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16
"DAhcE OF THE STARVING"
"A Odd Event Among the Peer Of
HunEarY.

Al Odd Event AnonI the Peer Of
Hungary.
A striking article on the agricultural
condition in Hungary has just been
published in the NeueS Wiener Journal,
under the title of THE Dance of the
Starving" From this it appears that
the peasants Of the Alfoeld plain have
recently organized a number Of popular
balls, which have been attended by
thousands. This does not imply that
the people are particularly happy OF
prosperous. On the contrary, owing
to the strike of last summer and the
bad harvest. their condition is one OF
great need. The dances are the result
of the bill passed in the Hungarian
reichstag for regulating the relations
between land owners and their labor
ers. That bill is regarded as excep-
tionally hostile to the latter. For the
laborers, however. liberty of speech and
Of public meeting is so restricted as tt
render all gatherings for political piE
poses practically impossible. Hence
this stratageln OF popular balls. 1t is
pointed out that the accounts of these
peasant dancing parties are accom-
panied by the news Of acts of pillage
and strike against taxes, which have
rendered neces airy the intervention of
the military. he present movement is
q direct conse 1uence of the harvest
strike of last summer, and of the meas
ures adopted by the government to pre-
vent it's recurrence. The obnoxious
bill, according to the Neues Wiener
Journal, delivers up the laborer to the
arbitrary discretion Of his employer.
emitting the latter to put an end to
the agreement he has entered into, and
to withhold the wages he has agreed to
pay If the laborer should, in his opin-
ion, be socialist agitator. If the la
borer, however, should fail to appear
at the time and place appointed, the
employer is empowered to call upon
the authorities to force him to carry
out his contract. The laborer has no
legal remedy against this proceeding,
while the employer is assured of the
cooperation of the authorities in the
event of strike. Such injustice as
this, as the writer remarks, might con-
vert q strike very easily into a rebel
lion.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16

IL you want to buy first. class bi.
cycle, call at the INDEPENDENT office.
1t will be sold cheap for cash.
State Superintendent Cutting and
principal Bray of the Reno schools
are having newspaper controversy.
The gentlemen are apt to get very
warm before it is over. Mr.. Cutting
seems to be rather thin skinned and
resents criticism of his official acts.
A young lady back in New Jersey
undertook to cure bad headache by
taking seidhtz powder. She mizod
the two portions and drank them
separately The doctors state that
death was caused by the rupture of
blood vessel, produced by the violent
action of the MIXTURE.
Denver Stockman:-The govern
ment is going into the cattle dipping
business in earnest. DR.. salmon Of
the Bureau Of Animal Industry was
at the Fort Worth Convention, and
assured the cowmen that the govern
ment was going to give the subject
careful investigation and experiment
Thousands Of cattle will be dipped
and sent North and the result noted.
II it is a success, dipping stations
will be established along the quaran-
tine line, and the great Texas fever
problem will have been solved for
ever.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16
CalifO"D u Cattle Dying.

A practical illustration of the elects
OF the protracted drouth in California
is afforded in the following extract
from a dispatch to the San Francisco
Chronicle from Salinas, Cal: az
few days ago twelve carloads of cat.
tie belonging to Henry Miller passed
through here enroute to Miller's
ranch pear Gilroy, where they will be
fed on beet pulp. When the train
reached Castroville only twenty were
MI that were able to stand, the others
are lying on the bottom OF the cars
This shipment is all that were able to
stand the trip out of herd of 3OOO."
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16
New Railroads pu,1t in 1897.

Although much railway construction
Is in progress the mileage of track
actually laid this year is but little great
er than that for the preceding year.
The records Of the Hallway Age show
20 lines on which over 400 miles of
track laying is in progress, or just be-
ginning, much of which will be COM
pleted in January and nearly all by
March. The total now reported for
1897 is 1864 miles. California stands
first with 210 miles; Louisiana, 145;
Michigan, 1879; Georgia, 119; Pennsyl-
vania, 116; Wisconsin, 115; Alabama,
i'll; Missouri, no; Arkansas, 100; Tex
as, 1O3; Illinois, %, and Mississippi,
about 90. No track was laid in IL
states and territories,
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16
DAILY INDEPENDENT.
WEDEE SDAY. .. MARCH 16, 1893
THE SPIRIT OF TO.
Southern Opinion as to the Blessing
Brought by the Menace OF War.

Southern Opinion as to the BLESSING
Brought by the Menace OF War.
The country is to be congratulated
that the various sections have been
drawn together by this threat Of trou-
bic with Spain, and tLere never was
tune since the close of the late War
when they were so closely knitted to-
Rether, when sectional lines were 30
nearly obliterated, when the spirit OF
'76 80 universally prevailed as now.
1t has been said, and we believe it
to be true, that the Spanish Govern
ment is really desiri1.;J Of war with
the United States in order that the
revolutionary spirit mt home may be
allayed, and that the contending fac
tons in that country may be united
and rallied to the support Of the Gov
ernment. Much as we dread war,
and much as it is to he deplol ed, and
in horror to be avoided, yet we do not
overlook the fact that there would be
in a foreign conflict some benefit to
this country in the same direction.
We have been as Il nation torn into
political factions and spirit of an
tagonis.n has sprung up which at
some times has been scarcely less
than revolutionary. There has been
a determined e5ort, and with meas
ure Of success we regret to say, to
array class against class in this
country, with the result that there
have come strife and bitterness of
feeling. Not only has section been
arrayed against sections, but the Sec
tions themselves have been split into
contending factions.
1t ID not necessary to go into de-
tails. Every man who reads these
lines understands full well what we
mean and realizes that we have not
overdrawn the picture. We do not
mean to say that war is necessary to
us, as it appears to be TO SPAN, and
it is our earnest wish that the differ
OhSSo OSL"OCA bllo GUILTY anu ODdul
may be honorably and satisfactorily
adjusted without resort to arms. But
we do say that rs there is some good
in every thing, so war at this time
with foreign power would undoubt-
eddy have wholesome effect in knit
ting the bonds Of the Union closer to-
gether, and in allaying the sectional
and class strife that has torn the peo-
pie of the United States during the
past several years,
There is, in our opinion, 10 occasion
for strife in this land, and our trou
bles have grown largely out of mis-.
understanding. We are brethren and
that which tends to allay strife and to
promote brotherhood, even tin )ugh it
be war, will, to that extent, be ma
tlonal blessing. We sincerely hope
that there will be no war, but whether
war shall come or not, we trust that
out of this crisis will come a close,
Observation-Disclosures Times.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16

Boston Herald:-An eccentric char.
acter,who lives near Derby, Conn. has
been engaged for some time making
violiDs for the angels. He is an ex-
pert woodworker, and these instru-
ments are said to be finely construc-
ted. No money will tempt him to
part with his instruments; he declares
that God ordered 1000 violins from
him.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16
A Ready Friend.

j. z. Carter of Bridgeport, Califor,
mia writes: II received suck marvel
Gus relief and benefit from the use of
Trib, after being kicked by vicious
horse, that feel impelled to write
you. Everyone who has a horse
should have a bottle of Trib for
emergencies.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1898-03-16
Throat Coughs

Is there a tickling in the
throate Are you hoarse at
timesa Does nearly every
cold you take settle in your
throata These "throat
coughs" are very deceptive.
Don't neglect them. You
tnust take remedies that will
enrich the blood, tone up the
nerves, and heal the IN
tlamed membranes.
SCOTS EMULSION
OF Cod-Ever Oil with Hypo-
phosphites contains such
remedies. 1t has wonderful
nourishing and healing
power. The cause of the
cough is removed; and the
whole system is given new
life and vigor.
Book about II free.
SCOTT & BOVINE, New York.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-11-30

frankie Woodland. The groomsmen were
Messrs- Herbert Stewart. New York Arct-
ibald w. Butt. Washington: n C. Kenp
Washington; Charles T.. Howe. Washing
ton: DR.. II. l.. r.. Johnson. Washington.
and William r. Eastman. ir.. Washington.
Mr.. Frank :. Lewis Of Philadelphia was
best man. The bride came in church WITT,
her father. Her bridal dress was Of white
satin and duchess lace. 4 diamond sun
burst the gift Of the groom. fastened her
tulle veil. shower bouquet OF orchids
and lilies OF the valley was carried. Rev.
W. +. CowlinC Of Steub pnVille Ohio. broth
er-in-law of the groom. assisted Rev. ]. n.
HawthCrne I'm performing the ceremony.
y larE" reception. at which the elite ~
Nashville society was present. followed At
the EnSt~an residence. The newly mar
ried couple received coneratula lions under
a chime OF floral bells Tac wedding pres
ents filled a large room. Mr. and Mrs.
Studds left Nashville last night on = priVat"
ear FOR the north. Thy viii 10. i'm Wash
iTGtOn after December II. and reside at
the Gordon. Mrs. SuuiGS * greatly al
mirel in NashVil" and has unusual per
sonal attractions \ warm welcome awaits
her here from her husbands friends
Mrs. T. Ovsrmau 935 VI street. MI re-
sumo her Thursdays Al home 1fi,r p'eom-
lt = l.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-11-30
DIED.

ALGER. on Tuesday, November %. 1895, ut 30
am. .he residence Of her sistcP. Mrs. isabel
Pallen Smith 1885 I'D street northwest. EMMA
FALLEN widow Of Hon. Joseph NJ. Alger Of
Iowa.
Funeral will take place Thursday December l,
I'm ST. Louis, Mo.
GRINDER suddenly on Saturday night Noyem-
CLEMNENT GRINDER, aged nifty five wears.
six months and six days, beloved husband II
Mary % Grinder.
Funeral from his late residence. 421 let street
southeast on Thursday afternoon AT O'Clock.
Friends and relatives invited 10 attend. =
MOORE Oh. Tuesday, November 30. 1S:'S At
parpnts' residence. Auacustia Heights JOSEPH
son of Thomas J. and Ella X. Moore
Funeral private
RYDER. At Kenilwor,h. n {. on Tuesday. Nc
loved wife Of the late Albert ID. Ryder, aged
sixty-six years.
Funeral services at Glenwood Chapel Friday DE
cember =, az PM
STEELE. on Tuesday. November -, 1855. RE -
ISALD IL. STEELE
Funeral strictly private.
TAYLOR on November %. 1898, at ! O'Clock
am. MARGARET L. H.. beloved wife Of
Howard Taylor, and beloved daughter Of Sol
onion ]. and ltebecca \. Fague.
Friends ard relatives respectfully invited 10 az
tend her funeral from her late residence 81 ID
street northwest. Thursday. December ], AZ
O'Clock pm. lnteIment private.
In Memoriam.
LOSANO. in loving remembrance Of my beloved
mother. ISABELLA LOSA\O. who died five
years ago today, November 30, 1898.
By HER DAUGHTER. ANNA NJ. DOWNS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-11-30

There was presented to the Presidcu. and
Mrs. Mckinley at the White House yester-
day afternoon the largest cut glass punch
bowl ever made. The gift is d personal one
from Mr. ]. ID. Robinson Of Toledo, Ohio.
where the bowl was manufactured by The
Libbey Glass Company Of that city. l. is
cut TO represent the stars and stripes, there
being on the bowl six shields each with
thirteen stars to represent the original
states of the Union and the usual number
of stripes. Besides these are foTty-seVen
large stars to stand for the states OF the
Union. Mr.. Robinson is secretary Of the
Libbey Glass Company. is a democrat but
q great admirer Of President Mckinley.