New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-10-27
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

The London Times" says: "A good story OF the
things one would rather have expressed different
Iy' type is being whispered about Gloucester. Some
crank has been writing 10 the local papers com
planning that during the festival he is not adj
mitted to the cathedral free. that being place OF
worship The crank turned up at the cathedral
the other day. and told he could not be adj
mitted without a ticket DO you mean TO tell me,
he excitedly argued that shall require ticket
TO enter the kingdom OF heaven Well. no
planned the polite steward, but you won't hear
Nine A!bani in heaven And then. when the enor-
nifty OF his remark dawned upon him. that steward
turned and fled"
your replies are very tart" said the young hus-
Then he hastily added
But they are not tart a. those mother
made. - Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A steamboat company which operates boats N
one Of the Bavarian lakes has introduced a curious
innovation IN the matter OF children's fares. which
are IN future to be regulated by measure. Children
under GO cenumetres in height TO free:
children measuring over co and under 1870 cent?
metres must pay half price. Presumably this re9u-
lation has been introduced because parents. how
eyer capable Of cheating regards their off.
snrirgs' age cannot deceive the company in
gard 70 their height;
Five-year-o ld-Pretty useful. amt !. mamma?
Eyes. dear
Almost as useful as mani"
I'm wees"
81 don't mean Santa Claus or God but any ordl-
nary man."-uiarlem Life.
Colorado is in favor Of the abolition OF capital
punishment but thinks. with Alphonse Karr. that
the murderers should stop first Two years ago
the state passed n law making life imprisonment
instead of death the penalty for murder and now
there Is a popular agitation for its repeal. 1t
was found by experiment that to stopping first
tho Colorado murderer would not think OF it: In
all and rant yTO
than ever as as the law abolishing the death
,n,,l,v was passed. An effort will be made
to have It restored. and though II promises TO en-
counter sentimental and humanitarian opposition.
the prospects are that It " succeed. and the nor
mai average Of homcides in that state be restored
A case Of NecessIty.-"Doctor do you think you'll
null him through" ~ .,
'" apuii him through? or course; I'll pull him
through He's insured for hundred thousand
"You don't. Ell? Well, It's in our company
cleveland Plain Dealer
..The small son OF the people" says The Phila-
de,nhIa Record" land his little sister were inside
the great West Philadelphia church for the first
time T'm-m-my! but It's beaut place he
whispered I bet people wot belong here comes
evarv time dey can. Her breath came to her In
u.,a oasps Her soiled little finger pressed on his
MIN thrilled intensity. Her eyes feasted on the
sri.rdid chancel. Heaven mus be mex door. she
sa,d They hardly moved throughout the service
o,, rever once let go each others hands, for IL
was "a a strange land. At last the sweet-voiced
ooo.s,on OF choir boys came down the aisle. At
e. head was a slim young seraph. with face as
49, md nure as the linen he wore. Faint. dark
cIrc,es beneath his eyes completed the ethereal
.e.c, Is dem angels the little girl began. but
.,onned short surprised at the look on her
,rn,her,s face Dat Kid ~ fronts "BIll' Grisgs.
wot licked last week fer swipin' lungs from ole
w. Nopulre's apple stand. He amt got over dem
-, "a I gey I'm yet. Come on. let's git out
,,'. ,,re was stern and set a. they went. She
frr,lyely wiped tear
- ,,.,, "The idea OF sending children to
nri' "a punish en- exclaimed Mrs Corn
tosse who was discussing mer CITY re'a''VeS'
Ut Ut Course II amt" answered her husband III
YOU want to convince 'em that you mean business,
IN Err get I'D an hour or so earlier Ia the morn
Ing "-fWashington STAR