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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
"sILvER-sILENTv PLATFORMS.

To call our morning contemporary
an ''imbecile" and it's editorials silly"
would be an acknowledgment of its
right to choose the weapons. 1t is quite
possible to make our neighbor angry
enough for all practical purposes with
out INDUCING in vituperation.
The Tribune has a supercilious way
of treating an adversary and a certain
positive manner about stating an abso-
lutte falsehood, that is calculated to
discourage all opposition. If the facts
were not against it and the record clear
one might we'll hesitate before engag-
ing it in controversy.
For instance, it said yesterday MORN
ing that Utah Republicans were for
silver when the Utah Democrats were
supporting Cleveland, the goldite, on a
silver silent platform.
Those words are nicely put together,
but they fail to state the truth. the
whole truth, and nothing but the
truth.
Utah Republicans have never been
for silver when Utah Democrats were
not. When Utah Democrats We're sup
porting cleveland, the goldite." Utah
Republicans were supporting Harrison,
the goldite.
If Cleveland ran upon "a silver-silent
PLATFORM" so did Harrison. The Dem
ocratic platform in 1892 was just as
friendly to bimetallism as was the Re-
publican platform. and not nearly so
ambiguous When the Tribune said
that the Democratic platform was
.'silver-silent. it wilfully and know
ingly misrepresented the fact. It's own
columns belle its words.
The Democratic national platform of
1892, the one upon which Cleveland ran
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
Trinle-iointed Names.

The Boston Record narrates an Incl
dent which occurred when Associate
Justice Gray, OF the United States
supreme court, was chief justice of the
Massachusetts court. One OF the savings
banks which had suspended was before
the court and the question was in refer
ence TO the appointment of a receiver. The
gentleman whose name was proposed re-
joiced in one of those riplejointed names
which were never liked by Judge Gray.
In filling out the decree Judge Gray
receiver" Then, turning the decree over
to the counsel he said: You may fill in
he rest of the alnha bet >,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
Making Himself Solid.

The late Tom Keene was a good story
teller. For ten years SO went one of
his tales, Il bought all my theatrical cos
TUNES from one dealer. and, as during
much Of that time / was playing many
new parts in the old California theatre
stock company OF San Francisco. my trade
was matter of considerable Importance.
When | was about TO leave the slope and
come east L went to make a final order
and bid my cOStumer goodby. II m very
sorry you're going. he said. Here, Jakei'
calling Il clerk run out and get Mr..
keene a good quarter of "a dollar cigar
AS Jake started my coStumer whispered
behind his hand: Two for a quarter,
Jake: two for a quarter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
DO YOU KNOW

that in making the trip tc Omaha ex-
position you are on the road ONLY
ONE NIGHT If you use the Overland
Limited" of the Union Pacific? Just
the thing for nervous people who prefer
to travel by daylight; and for Men
of Affairs to whom the saving of a
business day is an important consider
alton, we have the Fast Mail" ONLY
ONE DAY on the road to Omaha. APP
probation of this Incompatible time,
together with dining car service and
superior equipment, is best shown by
the popular demand for tickets via the
Union Pacific at the "Old Stand" POI
Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
a Narrow Escape.

Thankful words written by Mrs. Ada
e. Hart of Groton, S. D.: WAS taken
with a bad cold, which settled on my
lungs; cough set III and finally ter
minated in Consumption. Four Doctors
gave me up, saying L could live but a
short time. l gave myself up to my
Savior, determined if l could not stay
with my friends on earth, would meet
nv absent ones above. My husband
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds l gave it trial, took in all
eight bottles. 1t has cured me, and
thank God. 1 am saved. and now a we'll
and healthy woman" Trial bottles free
at q. c. M 1. drug store. Regular size.
soc and 81. Guaranteed or price re-
funded.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
TALES OF THE DAY.
Needed the Gardener.

This is the London version of the
story of Mr. Vanderbilt's parting with
his celebrated Paris chef, Joseph. One
day the millionaire sent for Joseph and
told him frankly that he was growing
rather tired of his highfalutin, artistic
French dishes The fact is said the
millionaire, I'm darned hungry, and L
want square, old-fashioned meal. Go
and cook me- he added, some nice boil
ed beef and cabbage" Monsieur, re-
piled Joseph, in his suavest manner. Il
think you have sent for me by mistake.
Shall 1 ring for the gardener Joseph
has just become the presiding genius OF
the kitchens of a big London hotel. To
an interviewer he said the other day:
"A dinner should be short-like men. The
shorter they are the better.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

The police are making rapid progress
in solving the mystery surrounding the
epidemic of burglaries now on in the
town. They are coming to the con-
chlsion that it is lone burglar This
is a step in advance Of the conclusion
that burglaries have been committed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Fusion in Montana would involve
the sacrifice of Democratic integrity
and the furnishing of most of the
votes" says the Helena (Mont.) indie
pendent. Certainly it would. And 1t
would do the same in Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Colonel RooseveIt's uniform seals his
he is being talked about as a guberna-
torial candidate. 1t viii prevent him
from making some colossal blunders.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Washington Star: Il understand that
you are in favor of personal liberty" said
the conservative citizen.
Yes sir replied the political boss of
a large city. Il want everybody to enjoy
himself in his own way"
We'll that's what l came TO see you
about When are you going to fix it so
that people who don't want to be kept
awake ali night. nor waylaid by footpads,
nor shocked by Sunday festivities, can
get any enjoyment out of life?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
WIT AND HUMoR.

washington Star: II guess said the
boastful pugilist, pensively. that fellow
I've been trying to get a match with has
Spanish blood in his veins
Il suppose you're going to publish that
so as to irritate him.
mo. m in earnest. I never saw any
body that was so hard TO find and so
easy to whip when you once get him
cornered.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

So prolific of disputes has the war
become that dispute has now arisen
over the question which is the superior
weapon-the S-inch or the 13-inch gun.
Both guns have talked for themselves.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

If the Cramps can build 1S-knot bat
tleshiDs for Russia, the test to be II
hours run with the ships loaded to
their full capacity, then they can build
the same kind or better for the United
States.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

The motto of the navy department
should be: mo battleship shall be built
that is not faster and more powerful
than the battleship of any other nation,
built or being built"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Whatever else the president does, he
should not send Chauncey NJ. Depew
TO England as ambassador. The coun-
try regards him as nothing but a 10
cuacious cid fossil.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Da Hob. he keesa all da girl,
Da greata, fina mani
Ikea sella heem a boonch
Da nicea beeg bananl
My son Spaghetti have de org;
He play da newa song:
''Da girl he keesa, keesa Hob,
Down at da Brancha Long.
Sure, Hobson you're a dandy-yis,
Be CORY. you're a payche!
Since whin yez sunk tn Merrimac
Feminist tn Cuban bayche,
TiS foine to die hayroS death
In some outlandish place,
Ar thin come home to get kiss
Ploomp on your Sun-burrened tacat
Hlobson, he fghtee, fghtee,
Alice timee glini
Sink velly bigee ship;
Keep q Spanish in.
Hlobson no Gomez homee;
Pletty lila miss
Glab him, velly, velly tight
kiss, KISS I<liSSl
Baltimore American.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Just now the German papers are say
ing awfully sweet things about the
United States. They are so sweet, in
fact, that they should be taken with
u grain Of salt.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

The guns that defended Manila
should be presented to the Ancient and
Honorable Artillery company of Bos-
ton. They are both about the same
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Roosevelt buttons are being distrib-
uted IN New York. For the man who
bases his politics on aIbutton, a Roose
Welt button is as good as any other.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

The country has received with glad
ness news of the fall of Santiago and
the fall of Manila, and now it is anx-
iously waiting for the fall of the year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

face court of inquiry. He should be
afforded every facility.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Washington Star: Sonny" said Uncle
Eben. do yoh bes' whah you is needed,
an doan vase yoh life tryin' ter be
sumpin what nature didn' cut you out
for. Remembuh dat de misfit man, like
misfit clothes. allus comes cheap
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

If the accounts of the doings of some
of the volunteers at Santiago are true
it may yet be necessary to lead some
of them out and execute them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Day, Hay and Reid are Ohio men.
The Spaniards must have had the Ohio
man L. view when they spoke of the
Yankee pigs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

There may be as much religion in d
base drum as in a brass bell, but the
bell sounds better
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

In the matter of q congressional can
didate it must be borne in mind that
while many are called only one is cho-
SEN
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

What more natural than that Cuba
should buck when Spain tries to sad
die the Cuban debt on her?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

What does Go west. young man"
mean now? Does it mean Hawaii, La
drones or Philippines?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
THE HoBsoN KISS.

From various points of view)
'Obson. 'es a 'ero,
'ObSon is. is e.
A 'ero down at Long Brawnch.
A ero on the sea.
T. sunk a bloomin' vessel.
And couldn't get 'er back,
E done is best, owever,
By raisin' UP smack.
Ach, Hopson. led me visper
A leedle word nit you;
Dis pitzness nit Coopid
Viii nefer, meier do!
Yust run to Sandy Dago.
Und go your work. abouid,
Fer dem kissing girls will get you
doan'd
watch
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Cincinnati Enquirer: Mrs. BlizZard-I
would not swear that way. Henry.
Mr.. BlizZard-No. you wouldn't use the
same language. but you would think just
what | am saying.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Cincinnati Enquirer: Hell stood, lean
Ing over the rail of the ship, watching
the deep blue surge
She-See here. What girl was wearing
deep blue serge?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Sans arms with This is 50 sudden"
exclamation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

When the conventions meet many
who now think it excessively hot will
get the marble heart.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

The naval parade in New York proves
that to the victors belongs the demon
stration.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

"Jim Bludso" Is again being inflicted
upon u long suffering public.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Columbia is not only the gem of the
ocean, but she now rules the gem of
the Pacific ocean.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

The Republicans are so modest that
they are mentioning no congressional
or senatorial candidates.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

To Judge by his pictures, General
Skaters subsistence department was
all right
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

The peace parley may be as long as
the pariey Of pugilists arranging for
a mill.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

OF course, "Alger must go" but
somehow or other Alger does not go.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

There's many a slip between the ex-
peetation and the nomination.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

1t is Dewey first, last and all the
time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

know. he used to be quite a singer in his
YOUTH
Did his voice fail him?"
'.No. He didn't give it a chance Some
thoughtless person asked him to sing that
old bass solo, Let All Obey in the pres
ence of his wife,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
TEE DESEREF SAYINGS BANK

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH.
Capital. 100000 Surplus. $4,000
DIRECTORS:
w. W. Ritter. President
Moses Ihatc. er. Vice-PreSident
Elias A Smith. Cashier.
James Sharp. George Romney
John r. Barnes, John R. Winoer,
John c.. Cutler, D. II. Perry,
David EccleS. L, R. Eldredge.
A. w. Carlson. W. +. James
Four per cent interest paid on savings
deposits. compounded serni-annualIY
Accounts solicited from 81 upward
Money to loan on approved security at
lowest rate of interest
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
STOCKS AND INVESTMENTS.

Utah Bank and Commercial Stocks. and
other High Grade investment securities
BOUGHT and sold.
Loans on Stocks.
DiviGend-paying stocks bought and sold
Investment orders from Institutions
trustees of estates and capitalists will re-
ceiye the best of attention
JOHN C. CUTLER. JR..
Tel 127. sc Main Street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

washington Star: Il felt really sorry
for Mr. Meekton the other night said
the man who is given to gossip. You
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22
COMMENTS OF THE PRESS.

Cincinnati Enquirer: We doubt if it is
good politics" for Senator Hanna to
spend his vacation at home. The lake
shore offers a salubriouS summer climate,
but absence might be used to account for
McI<issons victories in the Republican
politics of the senator's immediate neigh
borhood. By going away the senator
might claim to have lost by default, and
not N d fair stand-up fight.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Washington Star: The New York poll
tical managers are solemnly assuring Mr..
RooSeVeltS friends that the rolling stone
the familiar names on the programme
the public may conclude that political
moss is not what is needed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Spain is feeling more and more put
out about the Philippines.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Mildred-'The engines and trucks went
| past here last night. but he didn't care TO
/ let go of my hand even long enough to
run around the corner and see where the
| fire was
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Rocky Mountain News: Alger alone can
not be made a scapegoat. The cutting
criticisms which are being shoWered on
him must strike others. and the presi-
dent himself. III whom, after all, the SUI
preme power is vested, cannot be shielded
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

st. Louis Republic: Sigsbee no doubt
entertains high regard and Dlatonic
affection for the Texas. but he can
scarcely be expected to feel for her that
deep Ella Wheeler Wilcox love he felt
for the Maine.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Chicago News: Mamma-"So you think
George loves your?
Mildred--Yes: I am sure of it,
Mamma-''What has he ever done TO
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

Kansas City Star: The friendship which
has been displayed by Congressman
Dingley for the doctrine of expansion in
spires the hope that he may be induced
by and by, to renounce a policy of tax
alton which is strictly adapted to a hermit
nation. Imperialism and protection can
never flourish in the same SOIL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-08-22

lumber surveyor :en Me- gives the follow
ofa
hSunday round
would
such that standing
Of fused
all kinds headache that could find but they would give no effect
bottle fdpans IaouIs
them that night The next morning more than surprised 70 ma no
regularly
longer constpated and general health all that o9 PIE @
without Tabule friend OF this
He desires that mis- be not used but would De gag
the
the Onew TabuleS
carton
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-05

intact. The tomb IN entered by a steep
nNiihtl kailcry, which terminates IN n
WI some twenty-six feet In Depth
trance 10 the kinEs' sspaiehra' /. cached
~ me hfat chamber the hodv ~ a man
hi. y n, u9nnd TO a richly painted boat
Iitc- 81 cloth stuffed as n gag INTO hts
n,"utn' und marks % wounds ON tho
o ~. ~ ahd head IA the next chamber
man and a boy, Nome Of the four bo,i,es
NV been cnihaimsd. hut owing TO the
nv nS w., , oi The atmosphere they are all
uon. With the fentures perfsct. and nj
thonsh they evidently met with violent
ma, s.i. u,S h.,sSs th. app.aran.e % be-
mtant ald tho features resemble 20 a
.h atked d.stge those OF the feiiahin OF
Tho kings tomb Is a chamber OF mag.
nnccht Proportions IN pcffsdt preaerva-
llon The roof which n supnortod hv
blue. siudird with wDssisn Stars. and ths
walls are entirely cattfe1 With palntlnrr
W., ,sl'i. ~ which are az vivid ns II
ihis chamber in an excavation sunken
t.N,tA lert below the level ~ the rest
W. nonr u The nafrlphnnus l. 81
Nhk, plhf,d ur1n massive rock Of ALA
hnstst, The sarcophnLus II on saud-
t.he' afihrluuy culofcd a bright rose
W. nv curtains the mummy intact
WIN chaplets Of flowers around the feet
IN small chamber 10 tho rirht ara
nliie muWmiga, tive % them bearing NJ
nnmgH ana the others those ~ no Linga
iheihmca ", Amenunhis 49, SIT Nakht
sou VI tsuupuaed 10 have been fbe
ihuruhh - the ENodusl. W1fnases Ia
ltames.s VI and RameHea viii. who All
b,lfntd between about 100 and isiO m ~
Ih' tomb W. that OF Amsnaphia n for
Mhvh u was built. and Il Huppossi 10
nane n',n upened later 10 reesiva m.
mummtes OF ihe other kings nrobahiv
~ saI" NON from violation The de"r.
o. W "" chambers are covered with
models of animals boats. str.. f,9,i,i,,'
inni"nse fnrc IN sorting Tor f,tnoV.i N
The whole constitutes one ~ t6e rnc.,
.mnftasiNc sights that cnn be- luaringd
~ TIE ursi time on fgtnfd the ba.iV ~
.n EGYPTIAN King hiss been found la az.
tomb prepared Tor him AZ pfsVoUuit ti.
covered royal uummias ind I.en ~.
moved ron their tofnha and srergt.d w.,
sfety NJ DER u nahnri pos.ibiv M
diHcuNefY ~ the bodies N uuf,ier,st ~
uu.a IN kings tomb may throts s,,,..
hHht upon the NcNrd uttafttou ~ b,t,,l,a,,
H,iinc's which now divides Eeyptoioa.
The public works minls,rv h..
uuf .!sd ~ Infct to remove oniy a..
tM.lisf nhictth and to leave Tho fnti,,,,,i.'.
hnu bnlles IN their present pfara IA.
.hiting. 10 the tomb will then b. b,,ii,
w hhul NEXT winter. when INN fatifo@s
10y ~ placed 10 prevent lnitirv fr,e,
u.hnF ~ visitors, while nndr,iin,s
lnem We unlque sirht ~ tho l.inE \.
Na,c ~ kinr. who rnlrned over ~
''''H hs"'-ispndon Times.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1898-12-05
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You really don't know what eomfort-
able travelling IL n you have never tFay-
odd Via the burlington.
Holds thp worlds record for long
distance fast running. Ices miles. ioT
minutes.
The Burlington Route "a 1851 miles
Ions nearly one-third tho distance
round the world.
onsu a wider choice OF routes than
any other line. TO and from Chicago.
~. Louis. Omaha. Kansas City and all
eastern points.
Two through trains each way daily.
vesllbuled bun,t smoking library
cars, Pullman sleeping ears. rselln-
lng chair cars tscats freed. coaches
Finest dining car service In tho world.
Dining cars operated on tho cafo plan,
that Is. you pay only Tor what you or.
der.
Tickets at Offices OF connecting ilres
I. A. BENTON. Tickle, Agent. II. q.
W. lly,. Dolly Bloct
II. ~ NgSLEN. Travelling Pass. and
Freight Agent.
w. v. MCMILLAN. Cen. AIT.
.ii 8. w. Temple ST.. salt Lake City.