New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1898-06-15
Roundabout Reasoning.

Roundabout Reasoning.
A mountain is a tourlst-tester, tour
lst-tester is a tWo-Wrist tester, two
wrist tester is q cricket bat, a cricket
bat is a willow, a willow is will-owe,l .
will-owe is a pay-not, a pay-not is =
pain hot, a pain hot IS a warm ache, q
warm ache is war make, war make IS
a peace end, a peace end is a pea send,
a pea send is a missile, missile is q
miss isle, miss isle is land slip, 4
land slip shore torn, shore torn is a
short horn, a short horn is breed of
COW. Therefore mountain is cow
Golden Penny.
The following is the text of letter
addressed by Col. Barrows, state inspec.
ter Of oils by grace of Gov. Clough, to
the various deputy oil inspectors of the
state.
"Capt. Van Sart, of Winona, is a re-
publican candidate for governor of this
state. All that you can do to help him
along will be greatly appreciated by
Gov. Clough, also myself, and letter
from you to Mr.. Van SAINT stating your
intention to support him, if such may be
the case, will go long way. We hope
to see him the next governor of Mime
soto, and our unqualified support will
do much to put him there" h..
The foregoing gives an insight into the
methods that are being put forth in
Van SAINTS behalf and that are almost
sure to make him the nominee. The Or
gained machine doesn't propose to re-
linquish its snap if it can help it.
Greenbacks are the peoples money.
They are bonds issued by the people on
the people to the people. A green5ack
of the denomination of one dollar is
bond for one dollar without interest.
The people have always been glad to
take them. The government is behind
them. The people who labor that pro-
duce wealth are behind the government.
The government is government ct tho
people,by the people, for the people. The
greenback represents in the money world
the same thing THAT government that
is democratic republic does in the po-
litical world. 1t is dollar of the peo-
pie issued for the people by the people.
A bond of hundred dollars or more IS
also issued by the people IA very few of
the richest) on all the people, and bears
interest. The men vino work can't get
them. The men who make this republic
great-the workers-are not permitted
to get bonds. In the nature of things
they cannot have them. They are good
for nothing except to pay the bonds.
The greenback dollar is good enough
for him. We now ask why the green
back dollar the bond without interest
the dollar which represents the credit
of the people, is not good enough for the
bondholder as we'll as the worker. It IS
because the worker has not sense enough
to see it.-St. Paul Broad Axe.
The subscription of $200,000,000 Of
the per cent bonds just authorized by
congress was opened by the treasury de-
partment as soon as the bill was signed
by the president and will close on the
18th of July. This gives ample time
even for the most remote sections of the
country to receive, complete information
the details of the issue and to
have subscriptions from such points
reach the treasury. Every channel will
be used to disseminate in the widest pos
sible manner information regarding this
issue and to make it in every sense sue
cessful popular loan. A great number
of subscriptions have beer received in
advance of the passage of the act and
there is every reason to believe that the
issue will be largely over subscribed.