The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1898-09-29
Along the Kansas Nile,

Western Kansas is having a visitation
Of hawks. and a lot OF valuable powder
and good shot is being wasted.
Joe Bristow deserves the credit for get
ting Postmaster General Smith to take
part in the Kansas campaign.
A man writes home from Frisco the in
teresting fact that Ed Little gets in salary
just what twenty privates do, and roars.
A Kansas minister calls the rear bench
in his church. the Missouri pew" Here
nearly all skeptics who attend his church
sit.
Rose Of Hilo will become so fascinated
with the state that she will get her par
ents to locate here-but al Wichita, not
at Topeka.
On the Populist state ticket this year
there is only one farmer and he hires a
man TO look after the farm while he
runs for office.
Already in Kansas schools they are
singing after: Virginia. Richmond on
the James river" thus: Filipino, Manila
on the Pasig river
They have a new expression al Caid-
well. Have you seen Jim tonight" ask
ed one citizen. Yes. He's down the
street Kentuckyfying. answers the other.
If the rebellion had been successful
most of the states would have broken in
to little republics. And by this time Kan
sas would have licked Missouri nine or
ten times.
Governor Leedy is still staying at
Geuda The fact that IL is impossible to
mix Geuda water and whisky ought TO
make the Prohibitionists warm up TO
Leedy some.
1t is understood in San Francisco that
there are Little and Funston crowds al
over Kansas; riots are taking place and
that Funston man would just as soon
stab a dagger into a Little man as ca.
breakfast.
There is a woman az Pratt who has
black and golden hair growing on her
head. The other women accuse her Of
blondining, and IN order 10 escape the
criticism, she may have to either blon-
dine II or dye II.
Jerry Simpson went TO congress believ-
Ing that the Kansas people expected him
10 reform the navy he fell down, q
course Massachusetts could send . man
10 congress 10 legisla:e OF agricultural
implements and he would make Just as
big a fool Of himself as Simpson did
President Arthur IS getting credit in
Kansas al last. Kansas always had an
idea that Arthur was more or less a dude.
A cigar company began MS exploitation
a. a good citizen and In campaign speech
IS generally this fail ne Is given credit
for the power OF the United States navy.
ont in Ness county the other day a
bow got ID AT night. walked over the
country roads 10 town. went 20 a hotel
and asked a travelling man II be could
sleep with him. complaining Of the cold
The traveller consented. The boys folks
traced him the next day. he was de-
rnentsd
some one at Topeka has started boom
for United States senator for Stanley. By
the way. who dug = ditch = thousand
feet wide between the Office q governor
a Kansas and the United states sen
ate7 Humphrey wanted the senatorsAio,
I.ezelling wanted it-zo did Morrill, ard
so did Leedy.
Kansas men have peculiar pulls. LIS
ten 70 taiz: II T. AcLaogh!ln % Grselsy
county has Just received from the British
government fhe appointment % surgeon
IN the hospital AZ AsTott. EEyPt Re
sails from New York October z How
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