New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-08-11
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

The Ancient and Honorable Artillery Company.
OF Boston were tho guests last year OF the parent
organizations the Honorable Artillery Company OF
England and as return courtesy. the organiza-
ton recently sent to the English company a hearty
and enthusiastic Invitation 20 mako a pilgrimage
In 1900 In such form and numbers and at such Il
t.ne I'm the year as shall best suit them, 10 tho
city OF Boston that they may make moro tangible
and perfect expression OF their feeling OF apprecis
ton for thu splendid cour,esies In London The
Prince Of Wales. captain-general and colonel
OF tho Honorable Artillery Company. has expressed
his assent to the acceptance OF tho invitation. and
suitable reply IS being prepared.
And what, the visitor asked. "dld your new
Twenty dollars" Mr.. wattles answered.
either. You know It was only $40 9S."-(Chicago
News
A Topeka boy with the Army at Santiago has
written TO his home folks as follows: II have
ceved the paper which says was killed and am
buried In Cuba. am not feeling bedoggedly
lively In this hot hole. but still I inclined to
dlsbelieve the report. In fact. pretty certain
that ] alive. but not sure about not being
buried II looks nightly ike a graveyard around
here"
Pretty Girl-Did you sec the way that man looked
at me? It was positively insulting
Pretty Grl-stare? Why, no. He ran his eyes
over me and then glanced on at some one e.se Just
Weekly
II the Shamrock comes over here this fall 70
capture the Americas Cup. she will doubtless clear
from the Irish port OF Kinsae. and will be pro-
viled with Cork llfeproservers.
How does the proposition that Unce Sam should
retain simply coaling station In the Philippines
ple? asked the American citizen OF the Englishman
DO your revenue laws require the payment of a
two-cent stamp when man swears?' inquired the
"0f course not" responded the other
Whereupon the visiting Briton went ahead and
OF the only n coaling station idea.-(Ch!cago
Tribune.
Colonel Cortijo, who spent some time Span
ish prison-r at Mcpherson Bcrracls. IS not very
familiar with ENGLISH. This will oxpain his state
ment thu, when 20 passed through Macon he
heard the p,opla say. Hail to SPAIN"
Ambition Wa,kinsMIf sOaId ia IKE
to H SS rpGss SnS '"s
what's in L? He is the guy that handles the
provisions, amt Indianapolis Journal.
A little girl in Denver the other evening finished
her prayer follows: God bless papa and mamma
and Dewey and shafter and schley and Sampson
and Teddy's Terrors. and wouldn't be very hard
on poor Admiral Cervcra II were you"
HoL' DEM PHILIPPINES.
Mistah Dewey. yous all right
Hol dem Philippines!
Made yo point an won yo' fight.
Hol dem Philippines.
II dem natives get too gay
Make dem walk de Spanish way.
Show dem dat yous come to stay,
Hor dem Philippines!
Doctah Dewey. doan yo' care,
Hol' dem Philippines!
Let dat German man swear
Hol' dem Philippines!
Reckon dat yo' dem first.
Jus yo say 10 wienerwurst:
Come en- take dem II yo' durstv'
Hol dem Philippines!
Fesser Dewey. yo' Is wa'am,
Hol dem Philippines!
Reckon yo' ride de storm,
Hol dem Philippines!
Tell him dat yo' Will not grevo
II OIL Diederichs should leave
Keep dat razZer up yo' sleeve,
Hor dem Philippines.
ANAL Dewey. watch yo kyards,
Hol dem Philippines!
Folks all SEN yo best Regards.
Hol' dem Philippines!
Make dem fo'iners lay low.
II dey 'sist to poster so,
Make dem take dab clothes en- 20,
Hof dem Philippines!
--tGeorge V. Hobart In Baltimore NewA