Daily Kennebec journal., 1898-09-07
DooIey on Dreyius.

DoOley, that Colonel Hinnery, tn man
that sint me frind Cap'n Dhryfuss to
tn cage. has moved on. ] suppose
they'll give tn Cap a new thdle now"
II hope they won't" said Mr.. Hen
messy. Il don't know anything about
it, but I think he's guilty. He's n
jew"
Well" said Mr.. Dooley. ''ye'er
thoughts on this subject is inthrestin' /,
but not conclusive. as Darsey said to
tn Polack that thought he cud lick
him. Ye have a r-right to ye'er opin-
ion an ye'll hold 1t anyhow. whether
ye have a Fright to it or not. Like
most iv ye'er fellow citizens. ye start
impartial. Ye don't know anything
about tn case.
IF We knew anything ye'd not have
an opinion wan way or tn other
They'se niver been matter come up in
my time that tn American people was
lsa sure about as they ar-re about tn
phryfuss case. TIL Fnnch ar-re not
SO sure, but they'se not polisman in
this country that can't tell ye where
Dhryfuss was whin tn remains iv th'
poor girl was found. That's because
tn thrile was secret. If twas an open
thrile an We heerd tn testimony an
knew tn language an saw tn safe
afther twas blown open. ye'd he
puzzled an not care a rush whether
Dhryfuss was naked in cage or takn'
tay with his uncle at tn Benny Birth
Club.
Il haven't made up me mind whether
tn Cap done tn shootin' or not. He
was certainly in TIL neighborhood whin
tn fire started, an tn polls dug up
quite lot iv lead pipe in his back
yard. But it's wan thing TO SUSPECT a
man iv doin' job an another thing to
prove that he didn't. Me fmnd Zola
divvle at tn thrile.
I've heerd that whin tn judge come
on tn bench an opened tn coort, Zola
was settin' down below with tn law
yers.
Let us proceed says tn impartial
an fair-minded judge. to tn thrile w
tn haynious monsther. Cap Dhryfuss,'
he says
Up jumps Zola an say he in Erinch:
'Jackuse! he says, which is a name
thing to say to amy man. An they
thrun him out.
Judge, says tn attorney fr th'
difinse. 'gintlemin iv tn jury he says.
"'Ye'er a liar says tn judge. Cap.
ye'er guilty an We know it, he says.
Let us proceed to hearin' tn tisti-
mony.' he says. Call all tn witnesses
at wanst.' he says, AN lave thin have
it out on TIL flure.' he says.
BE this time Zola had come back an
he jumps up an says he: Jackuse.'
he says An they thrun him out.
Before We go amy further saws
TIL lawyer FIR tn difinse, L wish "a
sarve notice that whin this thrile is
over l intind.' he says, to wait out
SIDE. he says, an hammer tn honrable
coort into an omelet,' he says. With
these few remarks I will close he
says
Tn coort.' says tn judge, is al
ways r-ready to difind tn honor iy
France he says, an il larned counsel
will consint. he says. to step up mere
f'r minnit.' he says. 'th' coort IL nut
a sthrangle hold on him that III not do
him bit iv good he says. .Ah.' he
says. 'heers me OF frind Pat tn Clam
he says. Pat, what dye know about
this case?' he says.
None iv yer business says Pat.
Answered like a man an a snier.'
says tn coort.
Jackuse" says Zola firm tn dure-
way, an they thrin him out.
Call Colonel Hinnery,' says TIL
coort.
He rayfuses to answer
Good, tn case is clear. Can forged
the will. TIL coort will now adjourn
f'r dools, an all ladlin' officers iv tn,
ARMY not in disgrace already will
assimble in Jail an'.commit suicide,
he says.
Jackuse.' Zola has kept UP shoutin'
at 1vry wan that passes, sufferip,
martydom fr his counthry an writin,
now an thin about it all. That's ALI T
Know about Cap Dhryfuss' case. an,
that's all amy man knows. Ye didn't
Know as much. Hinnissy, till I told We.
don't know whether Cap stole tn. dog
or not" s
WHATS he charged with?" Mr.. Hen.
messy asked in bewilderment.
III niver tell ye,' said Mr.. Doo,av
Its too much to ask
Well. anyhow" said Mr.. Hennessv
hes guilty. We can bet on that -
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