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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
CITY CIRCULATION.

Che City Circulation Of The Herald
nas been leased to MI. J. o. McCrack-
sn- Subscribers who do not receive
their papers promptly will confer a
favor if they make complaint to The
herald counting roon-
All checks Cor city subscriptions
Ghouid be made payable TO
]. o. M'CRACKEN,
City Circulatox-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02

The county Democratic committee
has been doing good work during the
week just ended. The headquarters
have been fitted up with electric lights,
telephone and other conveniences. Two
private rooms for the executive and
county. committees have been fitted up
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PRESIDENT M'KINLEY
Will Be at Omaha On October 18th,
the Burlington Route Will Make
Rate of $500 to Omaha and Re-
turn

from all points on the Rio Grande
Western main line, including Park
City, Bingham and Spanish Fork. Tick
cts will be on sale at all Rio Grande
Western ticket offices on Oct. and 10.
Be sure your tickets read via the
Burlington route from Denver, as it is
the most direct line to the Trans
Mississippi exposition. Running two
through vestibuled trains each way
daily. Vestibuled buffet smoking libra
ry cars, Pullman sleeping cars. coaches,
reclining chair cars s(seats free) and
dining cars. Dining cars operated on the
a la carte plan.
For sleeping car reservations or other
information apply to
1. A. BENTON,
Ticket Agt. R. G. w. Ry., Dolly Block
r. F. NESLEN,
Travelling Passenger and Freight
Agent.
w. T. M'MILLAN,
General Agent, PA South West Temple
Strppt Salt T.ol FOL
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NATIONAL LIVE STOCK ASSO-
CATION.
$25 to Omaha and Return via the
Burlington Route-$25.


All live stock. men should attend this
meeting to be held by the National
Live Stock association, at the hall of
the South Omaha Live Stock Exchange
building, Oct II.
Tickets on sale Oct and 10 at the
Rio Grande Western ticket offices.
Direct line to Trans Mississippi ex-
position.
Two through trains each way daily.
Vestibuled buffet smoking library
cars, Pullman sleeping cars, reclining
chair cars (seats free), coaches and
dining cars, operated on the a la carte
plan. 1. A. BENTON,
Ticket Agt. r. G. w. Ry, Dooly Block.
r. f. NESLEN,
Travelling Passenger and Freight
Agent.
w. F. M'MILLAN.
General Agent, PA South West Temple
Street, Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
REDUCED RATES
For Conference and Eisteddfod.

The Union Pacific announces it's
usual low rates and liberal arrange
ments account L. D. S. conference and
National Eisteddfod, at Salt Lake City,
Oct. 4 to 8. Tickets on sale at points
east of Evanston Oct. 4 to inclusive
Evanston and west on Oct. to in
clusive; all tickets limited to Oct. IS.
Call on your nearest agent for full in
formation.
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Via Rio Grande Western Railway

For the festival at Denver the Rio
Grande Western railway announces
rate of SIS for the round trip on Oct 1
and 2. Trains depart at $3.50 a. m and
7:40 p. m, carrying all classes of
equipment Of latest and most conven-
ienf design
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE
For the County Campaign Chosen
Yesterday.

The campaign in the county is pro-
crossing splendidly. Yesterday the
executive committee was chosen, as
follows:
Chairman, B. T. Lloyd; secretary,
John E. Hansen; Fred ]. Leonard, H
G. Whitney, c. I. Harte, P. W. Madsen
and Fisher Harris. This committee is
requested to meet at headquarters, 211
South State street, at o'clock this
afternoon
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
DIED..

LEvI.-In this city, Oct 1, 1898, of
miners consumption, Robert, son of
David and Christina G. Levi of Beaver
City, Utah. aged "a years and IA days.
The remains have been embalmed by
Undertaken Joseph William Taylor and
will be shipped to Beaver City Monday
morning. Friends in this city wishing to
view the remains may do so from to 8
p. m. today Sunday.
MCBRIDE. - Elizabeth Harris. Ball
Borum Mcbride. wife of the late Will
lam Mcbride, in her S7th year, of old
age at the residence of her daughter
Susan E. Burton. $50 West Second
South street. She was a relative of
Bishop r. T. Burton. Born Jan. Z, 1872
Notice of funeral will be given later
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02

w. T. NJ MILAN,
General Agent, PA South West Temple
Street, Salt Lake City, Utah.
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Silver and Lead Quotations

The silver and lead quotations yester-
day were as follows:
Bar silver, 60 1916 cents.
Lead, brokers', $SS212.
Copper, II cents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
WALTON OPTIMISTIC.
Mistakes Meakin's Success ..

ILLS TAXES ucdk1n'S SUCCESS For
Eldredge Sentiment.
The esteemed chairman of the Re-
publican state committee has returned
from his trip to Rich county, where
John P. Meakin, John Henry Smith,
John P. Bagley and Alma Eldredge
have been stunning for a time, and
is-quoted in his own=organ as believing
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AUCTION SALES
Bv w. ID. Cline.

Monday. Oct. Srd, Denver court, Third
South. between Fourth and Fifth West,
at 1880 Bed room suits, carpets, Gold
Coin heating stove. cook stove, canned
fruits, preserves, etc.
Tuesday. Oct 4. 412 South Second West,
at 1880. Bed room suits, folding bed In
grain and Brussels carpets, upholstered
and other rockers. hed-lOunge. etc. etc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
FOR SALE.

PROVO WOODEN mills scrip. Apply at
Herald Office.
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CLAIRVOYANTS,
MONEY TO LOAN.

100000 TO LOAN. .. snd per cent.
Advance money to build; can pay part or
all. at option; no delay. P. }. Conway Co.
LOAN only my own money. No COM
misslon: 10 eastern company; no third
party; no trust deed; no mortgage tax;
no attorneys fee. Special options. Russell
L. Tracy, 49 Commercial block
MGURRIN & CO., 50 West Second
South. have money to lend at low rates.
Privilege of part payment at any time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
CAMPAIGN WILL OPEN
Both Headquarters Organized For
the Fray.
DEMOCRACY's BIG FIGHT
REPUBLICANS ARE ENGAGED IN
SEEKING A CHAIRMAN.

Wesley Z. Walton Has An optimis-
tic Observation-Disclosures Demo-
Gratis Call Meeting - Congress
man Roberts Will Open the Cam
paign at Provo-Democratic Rally
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
DENVER AND RETURN, $500,

General Agent, PA South West Tempt,
Street, Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
THE KELLEY INSTITUTE.
For Cure of

Liquor, opium and cigarette habits, II
Grape street. Correspondence confiden-
tial Address Box 4S0. Salt Lake, Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
The Overcoats

of the season are our tailor-cut gar
ments: fit perfectly.
BROWN, TERRY & WOODRUFF co.
1856 Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
Injunctions Prolonged.

The injunction suit of Brigham street
residents against the Salt Lake Street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02

CHEAP, If sold this week, five acre lot
between 14th and 18th South. Inquire 1251
State street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
DIAMOND COAL

Wholesale and Retail.
All sizes.
Office. 100 West Second South street
Telephone, I66.
DIAMOND COAL & COKE co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
Our Overcoats

for fall and winter possess all the fea-
lures of a garment made TO order, i'm
ported cloths. Innings and tailor cut
Perfect in every detail.
BROWN, TERRY & WOODRUFF CO.
166 Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
WARNING & vENTILATING

p. +. MORAN - STEAM AND HOT
water heating and vontilating apparatus
No. 70. West Second SourA-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02

Utah Commercial and Savings Bank.
General banking business; interest
paid on savings deposits: F. arm
strong, president: J. e. Jennings, CASH
Ter; a East First South street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02

These are busy days, but 4every ton
weighs 200 pounds. 161 Main.
BAMBERGER COAL co.
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HAIRDRESSER.

Hairdresser and Chiropodist.
sANITARIUM Hairdressing. shampoo
ing, scalp and facial treatment. First
class service. Prices reasonable.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
Auction! Auction! :

On Wednesday. Oct. 5. at 1880 a. m.
sharp. No. 900 South State street. in large
store room in rear lot, rockers and chairs.
lot of bed springs and mattresses and
pillows, cupboards and tables. six hun
dred volumes books, carpets. two ranges
heating stoves. lot tools. pumps, lot pic
lures. two organs. viii sell organs
and lot of good chair seats and lot OF
articles not mentioned.
K. A. ANDREWS. Auctioneer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
SCHOOLS.


Y NJ c. A. Night School is now open.
Just the place for young men who are
busy during the day to secure business
education at q very small cost. Call at
the building for particulars.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02

Dr.. e. NJ. Keysor, dentist, Auerbach
building, rooms 200 and 201. Specially of
crown and bridge work: gold and sill
yer filings.
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Special at 2. C. M I

A beautiful line of Oriental Rugs
just arrived. Bockhards, Cashmere
and Guendjes; % per cent less than
eastern prices, at z. c. NJ. L.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
SOCIETIES.


1rTAH CHAPTER Nc. I. R. A NJ.
c+oteJ conversations held on the first
9WaSnesday in each month at Masonic
hall, at 1880 pm; solourning companions
ai VIM R. GRANT, NJ. Z. II. p.
NJ. c. PHILLIPS. Secretary
ARGENTA LODGE NO: "a 3, A F, e., AND ID
a. NJ Rail the first Tuesday in each
MasQ1bt,io Members of sister lodges and So
joSTnRg l RTshFeP to in at g3Gda standing are
coruisi' WIN. T. DALEY, W. NJ
n r PHILLIPS, Secretary.
,1T MORIAH LODGE NO. 2 A. F.
M NJ Regular communications held
anu ,Taasonic hall the second Monday Of
sach month Members OF sister lodges
and 6so 019HLliII v" invited to attend.
are GU A c. STATEN, W. NJ.
CHRISTOPHER DIEHL. Secretary.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02

A LOT of Lincoln and Merino cross
bred rams, yearlings and lambs Joseph
Hanson, North Point. Center Ward, Salt
Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
MISCELLANEOUS.

scHLITz MALT EXTRACT, q food. 9
.a1Sc coca a dozen The Kentucky
fiauor &C.. Il E. Second South. agents
cTV THE POINT? Overlooking small
So NAV do in some lines of business.
pUtii Il won't do in the opticians. There
is uI no minute detail in the proper treat at
men l. " and results are what I claim and
c cI,arantee. Alex / Wyatt. Jeweler and
Optician.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-10-02
STEAM HEATING.

z G. HARRIS. with the David James
Co. steam and hot water heating. No. 81
Main street.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-02-12
T.TCRETIA MOTT.
Her Method OF Making Her Home
Cheerful and Plea SAINT

Lucretia Mott, who could move the
multitude and hold it spellbound by
her eloquence, was a perfect house
keeper and a wonderful economist,
bringing forth great results from scant
material. If napkin became worn,
with her deft fingers she could some
how make ii fresh and fair once more
At seventy years of age she went TO
work at an old carpet, that looked to
be completely worn out. and she cut
and turned. and patched and sewed.
until. as she said: L made it new my
self
To spend day with Lucretia Mott, -
said an old friend. was something to
be remembered with delight. for she
was full of the strength that is so fas-
cinating in woman, and of the gentle
ness that made her so winningly wom-
ankle. She and her husband were per-
fectly matched. and she used to say
that they never had but two differences
in their lives, one about making a wood
fire and the other about her habit of
constantly knitting. and these differ
ences always ended in a laugh"
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-02-12
MOORISH CREAM.
1t Can BE Made and Served without
an Ice Cream Freezer.

1t Can BE Made and Served without
an Ice Cream Freezer
To make Moorish cream a few pounds
Of broken ice will be required. mixed
with a third of the weight in salt The
other ingredients are lady finger biscuits
or stale sponge cakes macaroons dried
cherries, apricots, angelica, six eggs, one
and one-half pints milk, six ounces of
castor sugar. one-quarter ounce Of Swim
borne's isingiasS and vanilla essence;
also one-half pint OF whipped cream.
The quantities of cake and fruits cannot
be precisely indicated a but when cut up
they must nearly fill a pint and q half
mould, and the proportions can be used
a pleasure.
An ice cream mould with a tightly-fit-
ting lid is the correct utensiI. but any
plain mould will do. providing it has
lid. Make a boiled custard with the
milk, eggs and sugar reserve about half
a pint, and dissolve the isinglass in the
larger quantity. Pour this into the
mould over the cakes. stir we'll, and leave
il to cool, lay sheet Of white paper on
top, put on the lid and plunge IL into
the ice and salt. where ii must remain
three hours. Add the whipped cream
to the remaining custard. flavor il with
vanilla and use as a sauce for the mould.
When required for serving. dip it into
warm water fer second. and turn out
on a glass dish. pour some of the sauce
round it, and serve the rest i'm boat
Garnish the whole with few colored
sweetmeats. Frozen deserts are now
fashionable. This one can be made
without an ice cream freezer. which ev-
prynne is not fortunate enough TO pos
SeSS
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-02-12
Packing Summer Clothing.

When the summer clothing is pack
ed away sachet bags should be placed
with it, Powdered orris root makes a
most delightful sachet, much resemb-
ling violets. Sew it up in little bags
of thin muslin, and drop them in with
the clothes Dried lavender flowers
make another excellent sachet, though
stronger than the orris root. The flow
ers may be had at any drug store and
cost so or 40 cents pound. Save lem
on peel and cut it into tiny bits and
dry thoroughly. When this is done,
reduce the bits to powder by grinding
them in the kitchen coffee mill. Add
To the powder 1.-TWO ounces of iO an
ounce and a half of powdered cara
way seed. mixing thoroughly. To
three ounces of oil of bergamot add
one and a half drains of oil of lemon
peel and pour a few drops of this at
a time on the powdered peel and seed.
A delightful powder will be the result.
Put in muslin bags and place in with
the cloths 1t makes lasting and es-
pecially fragrant sachet.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-02-12
LOVE-MAKING MEN.
How They Win the Affections Of
Women who Are BEAUTIFUL.

Said a clever Washington woman a
few days ago:
Men as poor as the proyerbial church
mouse. as ugly as Vulcan. as stupid as
a donkey and quite as obstinate. win
for wives the raTest OF women. How
is it done? We ask this question with
bated breath and awe-struck looks. 1t
is to many one of earth's mysteries.
A problem past finding out. The beau
~ and beast role enacted every day in
married circles is easy enough to I'M
derstand
Don't We know that ii is not man
position, his bank account. his brains
his looks that can win our love? Don't
We know that the eIigibles are con-
stantly passed by and the detrimentals
taken? Many a time / have heard
anxious mothers, grieving over some
infatuation. declare in heart broken
tones: 1t is always the way. The man
a girl has no business to look at she is
crazy To marry
Or: For the life OF me / can't see
how any girl in her right mind can care
anything about such and such a man.
The girl does care. She WOrships the
unattractive masculine to the verge of
idiocy.
And why? Because he knows how
to make love; how To- be persistent;
how To break down with ardent woOing
the highest barriers.
oh. this capacity for lovemaking,
How much mischief il has wrought
through the universe. There are men
born with subtle magnetism that car
ries all before them. There are men
who win a womans heart by clever adj
Vances. passionate protestatiOns. which
will brook no denial: gentle tact and an
ardor that knows no abatement until
the object of IL is won.
This is why girls marry men whom
they have started out to hate. men for
whom they must sacrifice the very COM
forts of life; men utterly unworthy be
ing allowed to husband that delicate
love blossom a blossom as easily
crushed as a web of boar frost
Until the end of time men VIII WOO
and women will be won, because OF
certain inherent qualities: because of
mans capacity for Notwithstanding. Cum
ningly il is accomplished. and again
and again, without the aid of any of
those inherent qualities which are sup
posed to belong to manly men"
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-02-12
ORIENTAL FASHIONS GROWING.
Leaning iowa rd the Habit of the
Women of the East.

In the days to come. in not far dis
tant future. shall we be spared lectures
on hygiene? asks a bright woman, who
writes for the newspapers. We are
surely doing all we can to improve our
physical condition. We have been
taught many useful lessons by Orien-
tails. Look at the way we sit, or rather
lounge We do not hesitate to couch
every spare corner we can find about
the house The divan effect is always
exceedingly low, and it is sumptuous
with pillows. though they may be only
of the plainest kind.
snuggery of any sort is delight
If We were obliged to- seek our bed
lounging, we should simply never
lounge, never nap, never succumb to
WEAKNESS of the flesh
1t is one thing to take graceful
little header amongst a lot of pillows.
and quite another Systematically to
go to work to undo a bed that is all
furnished and furbelowed for daytime
niceness. We have learned the Del
sarte flop. Our corners afford many a
chance To practice ii.
In the harems of the East chairs are
unknown to women. They are well
nigh perfect physically and comeIy as
in our manner Of sitting, or rather re-
Ginning.
There are times when nothing short
of a complete nerve relaxation Will do
one particle of good. We secure this
when we take advantage of the low.
oftly-cushioned couch and its nest of
pillows to enjoy quiet hour.
The idea is actually advanced that
we women. so long traduced because
of our tightly nerves, are becoming aft
err fashion japanese in type; that
we are beginning to wear an expression
akin to that our Japanese sister.
Are we really cultivating the sereni-
ty. the reserve of the Oriental matron
and maid? Are we to modify our i'm
pulses, soften down our aSperities,
n1old our features from the self-con-
tanned. the calm, the unruffied Japan
ese'
If so the physical culture teacher,
the rest-cure faddist. the repOse teach
er, and alI-round mentor will most
certainly have to go out of business.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-02-12
A WOMAN TAKES OFFICE.
She Becomes the Clerk of New
York City Court.

With one hand uplifted and with half
frown on her pretty face, Miss Martha
Darlington, Of Brooklyn, was sworn in TO
serve the municipal government of New
York city yesterday. The oath was ad-
mnistered by Mayor Van Wyck, and the
young woman became assistant clerk Of
the court Of special sessions. second di-
vision. She is the first woman appointee
to take the oath under the present ad-
ministration.
Three weeks ago a report was started
that one Of the stenographers in the
district attorneys office in Brooklyn
was contemplating matrimony. Miss
Partington Immediately saw chance
for a position. She has been type
writer In an office in the Arbuckle Build
ing. in Brooklyn She wrote out an ap-
plication in advance for the position that
Cupid would make vacant
Miss Darlington had her application
Endorsed by some Of the best-known law
yers in Brooklyn, among them being
two Of the judges Of the new court Of
special sessions. IL turned out that the
stenographer was not going To get mar
ried after all. Miss Partingtons hopes
were rudely blasted.
Her appointment as assistant clerk Of
the special sessions was a complete sur
prise to her. She had not applied for the
place 1t came just in time to remove
the disappointment following her first
attempt to secure an official position.
Miss Darlington lives with her mother,
whom she supports, at No. PAS Fifteenth
street. Brooklyn.
She is about twenty-three vars old. and
the only girl ever graduated from Harris
Business College. Brooklyn. She Is ia
miliar with all branches of stenography
and typewriting.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-02-12
1he LIZ Of wealthy Women.

''If anyone rancies the life OF woman
of wealth a ted OF roses l wis., he or she
could try IL just FOR one da-,'' said
a woman of social experience the other
day. as she paused in her work OF sending
out announcements TO the good girls of
her set thai the Busy Bee Lsnten Sewing
Class" would come out OF its chrySalis on
such aud such a date The mere enter
tainmeat of ones friends takes so much
time. ingenuity aud sire ngththat one would
suppose that the average woman would
DE content with giving dinners and balls,
paving calls and attending the theater.
Bot she is mot, nor will she he until her
father ceases TO bequeath 10 her the
brains and industry which brought him
wealth. or her mother the pride and am
bition which enable the American wom-
an. even in iowlv birth and breeding,
Go srsle social heights and hold her own
with modesiy aud dignity
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-02-12
WON RIGHT CALAMITY.
BY Nanquishing IA Mouse One Man
Obtained "A woman's Love

Cupid has many strings To his bow and
many shafts with which to pierce the
hearts Of men and maids. but never did
he choose a stranger one than that
which brought love into the hearts of
Sidney Riddlestorffer and Lillian Cdall.
Of Morristown, \. J. For when the we'd
ding bells ring for the couple their mel
ody will fit itself to the strange refrain:
90, O-o-oi A hoTrid hofrid
mouse
one year ago Mrs. John St Clair Rid
dleSdOrffer a wealthy widow went to
Morristown from Brooklyn with her son,
seeking relief from a dangerous malady.
She grew worse instead Of better and
three months ago she employed Mrs
George Udsll. a widow. as her nurse
About a month ago Mrs. Udall. needing
help. brought her daughter. a charming
blonde, twenty years Old, 60 the house
to aid her.
On the day of her arrival Sidney Rid
dlestorffer returned from his New York
Office to HIS home unaware of the pres
ence Of his future wife As he entered
the house he heard Issuing from the IL
brary sharp. little feminine screams:
600 600, A horrid, horrid
mouse"
Manfully the intrepid and gallant
youth rushed to the rescue The sight
he saw-only a lyric poet can describe
the sensations he felt. There on a chair,
like a Niche. all tears. with skirts
drawn tightly about her. stood and
trembled vision Of beauty. Before the
impetuOUs onslaught on the rescuing
knight the mad. ferOcious beast had fed
The knight gaZed speechless at the
trembling vision. The grateful vision
gazed speeches. at him. They smiled.
they blushed and Cupid's perfect work
was done.
Mrs. Riddlestorffer died. but before
death came she had learned to love Miss