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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21

Ny health was poor and large run
ming sores broke OUT on my limbs. At
times there were three on each leg.
knew my blood was bad and | began
taking Hoods Sarsaparilla which en-
tirely cured the sores and made me
feel better in every way" Darlon f .
Rankin. Elk River. MINI.
Hoods pills are easy to take, easy to
operate. Cure indigestion, headache.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
Delinquent Tax Sale.
OFFICIAL
STATE or WISCONSIN.
COUNTY OF GRANT / p

LOLNl1 Or CHANT
Treasurer once. Grant County. wis
Lancaster. wis. April l. 1888
Notice is hereby given to all whom It may
concern that viii on the third Tuesday. be
ing the
Serenteenth Dry N My, 1898,
at the County Treasurer ONCE in Lancas-
ter, the County Seat Of said county. between
the hours of 9 a. m. and p. N. OF said day.
and the next succeeding days thereafter.
sell at public auction or 50 much of each Of
the following described tracts of land and
town. village and city lots. situated in Grant
county. as may be necessary for the pay
ment Of taxes. interest costs and charges
thereon for the year 1897 which may remain
due and unpaid on the third Tuesday Of
May 1895
Authorizations east ne northeast. Sc
southeast west. nv northwest, sw south
west, n north south com commencing, Big
beginning, IN running, a acres. blk block
fl feet. ks links chs chains. ad addition
pit part adj adjoining ex except, und undi-
uided cor corner frac fractional bid bound
ed tn thence.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
The Notifying Fact.

Twynn-So you had burglars at your
house, Triplett?
Triplett-Yes, and the thing about it
that grinds is the fact that they went
oil over the house and found nothing
worth carrying off, and all the news
papers are proclaiming the fact.-Har-
lem Life.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
Everybody Says So.

Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the most Won
derful medical discovery of the age, pleas
ant and refreshing to the taste, act gently
and positively on kidneys, liver and bowels,
cure headache, fever, habitual constipation
and biliousness. Please buy and try box
of g. G. G. to-day; 10, -, 80 cents. Sold and
guaranteed to cure by all druggists.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
Not Quite So We'll.

Mrs. Day-The doctor ordered your
husband whisky for his rheumatism.
Does it do him any good?
Mrs. Maybe says it does him a
world of good, but notice the twinges
come upon him more frequently than
ever.-Boston Traveller.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine tab
cts. All druggists refunl the money
: It fails TO cure. 25c. At Stone L
1assell's. 45m6
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
What He Wna About.

Lawyer-I'm afraid you'll have q
hard time proving your innocence.
Bill the Burglar - Well, dang It'll
that's what / hired you fer.-Philadel.
phia North American.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
A shopper fren sAsppersviIle.

Aggie-Why, Ethel! You are going
dreadfully out of your way. You can
match that ribbon right across the
street.
Ethel-Yes, 1 know; but let us try in
all the other stores frst.-Judge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
His status.

Teller-What an egotistical fellow
Pufington is! He is always Dragging
about being one in a thousand.
Grimshaw-He is right about it
he's one of the ciphers.-N. Y. Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
A Metamorphosis.

Sambo Johnson (sternly) Don yo
know l toll yo' not t go swimmin' wild
no white-trash, chillun, Ell?
Sambo johnson, Jr.-But he wan
white befo' he went in.-Judge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21

Van Wither-Don't you find keeping
up yacht expensive, Won Miner?
Won Miner-oh, no. l once kept up
camera, you know.-CincinnatiC Com
mercial Tribune.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21

PROUD 1e4uty," said he, his black
eyes flashing ebon lightning, Il will
yet bring you to the dust"
why not bring the dust to me?" she
asked
And he started for the Klondike.-
indianapolis Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21

oh, birds, yours Is sorry lot
For if you 'scape the cats
The women-folks will have you shot
To trim their Sunday hats.
Il. A. w. Bulletin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic. full OF life, nerve and vigor, take MOTTO
BAG. the wonder worker. that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
Ear safer.

Mrs. Johnson-Ain't it terrible, de
sickness OATS goin' around nowadays?
Mrs. Jackson-Yais indeed! l wuz
jess telling my husband dat pusson
wuz safer off dead dan alive.-Puck.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
.....les az pleasure - ! MR.

rriage doubles the pleasure Of iriv.
aGiug BUYERS of carriages or har-
save dollars by sending for the
catalogue of the Eikhart Carriage
= ----.-4ess Mig. C.. EiAhart, Ind.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
No-To-Bac for Fifty cents
Those Expensive Luxuries.

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure. soc. 81 All druggists.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
To Cure Constipation Forever.
So Chance Tor Escnne.

Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 1Oc or 25c.
II c. c. c. fail 20 cure. druggists refund money.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21


We have everything Up-to-
Date, j e swift horses, careful
drivers, new and comfortable
rigs, and reasonable prices,
with satisfaction guaranteed.
Picnic, fishing and excursion
parties will receive special
attention. We are located
in the Red Barn, one book
north of Wright House. our
office is open day and night
Telephone calls are answered
promptly. Phone number
| 4.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
LAWYERS.

ATTORNEYS LOWRY s CLEMENTsoN.
Practice in all courts. Probating of es-
tates and real estate collections a specially
once over Basford S store in front of court
house Branch ONCE AT Fennimore.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
To Cure Constipation Forever.

Take CaScaretS Candy Cath artic. 10c or 25c
II c. c. c. fail TO cure. druggists refund money
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.

Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
l0c, 25c. If c. c. C fail, druggists refund money
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21

ATTORNEYS bushnell, WATKINS &MosEs
Practice In all State and United States
courts. East Maple street, Lancaster
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
Educate Your nowels WIEN Cascarets.
TO crRE 4 coLpIN oNE DAY.

Candy Cathartic. cure constipation forever
i0c, sc. II c. c. c fail. druggists refund none,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21
Official f9ireelorl.


{. F. DICKINsoN. ........ County Ger 4
:. ". ROGERS .....- ......-. Register ~ Deeds
J. &. CHCRcHILL..... ......- Ger !. < q tolrl
j. 3. MAUEk- $3.50. ..+-.- "a ~ 81
n HFfNER ....................S sheriff
WIN $ GUIIcK (Wyalusingl, .... surveyor
W Z. HOWE (BOsCooel) ..-- Disltlct AttoEh Y
X. y SHOWALT EK...-- $500. IN n 20. BOAR q
JAMES ALDEHsON. ....... $500. ~ p I 81 AsfluIh
w. B GooDsELL. ..............., County Judge
4 so CLEMESIsON, .....--...... go. NlIcullJ uuse
BAPTIST church on Madison street IN
y second block south Of PARK, KEY. Y. ",
MAYHEM. pastor. Ser ices. Iu.@o d. ~. ate
7:30 y. N. y. Y. r. T., t:4o =. m. Sd9O ID ~
school q:f5 a. m PRAYER meeting az ''dO
Wednesday evening.
MAETHODIST EPISCOPAL church cor q,
w ner Monroe and Cherry rev. = "a. M
Sinclair, pastor Services iOSo a. ~. aiao ~
Thursday at 80 p. m, Epworlh iedBue al
Q: 30 Sunday evening
MmANuEL church. Or. +. F. Edwards
= rector SUNDAY services "a. al w. !, - d m
and 7.30 p. m: sunday school al p, n
church, SUNDAY, ser
~ vices Al 10. 30 a N. and 730 p m. Sdb-
bath school at II m. Prayer Meeting Ihnrs-
day evening at 73e. Christian EndedNor
at6.45 y. m. Sunday Rev. T. j. Brown, Pas.
noMAN CATHOLIC church. Rev Aloers,
X pastor. Services al 10 a. m. and every
morning during the week ats o'clock
- RMHN PREseYTE EiAN church, Rev Rev,
~ j. A. hluEDlus pdHA'l - -
Dther Sunday; Sunday school every SUNDAY
al II O'Clock.
@EeMAN EVANGELICAL church Madison
"a STREE SUNDAY school al a. m; ser
rices al 1890 a. m: singing school at p m.
R ANcAsTER LODGE a. 3. d a. NJ meet meet
mhrst and third Saturdays IN edCh n1oAtH
in the Showalter building.
NHANr CHAPTER RoYAl AaesH n stt sSI,S
Tuesdays of each month at p 10. IN theH
hall in the SlDWalter building.
RmINERvA CHAPTER order OF me
WN Eastern Star meets in the Masonic
rooms the FIRST and third Mondays OF e~Ch
month at p. 10.
M,sslsslPrl y4stEEy LopeG ! 4.S q 4 O. D. h
Odd Fellows hall.
NAMP or !. o. o. r. meets ist and 80 90
~ Mondays OF each month at 100 p. m. IN
Odd Fellows hall.
roM cox POST, NO. 1872 G. A.. 2
meets every second and fourth SatuI-
day nights of each month in Muesse-brook-
block.
-~om cox CORPS w. r. G. meets ev-
ery second and fourth Saturdays OF
each month at ? p. m. in q. A. X. hall
EIDEIITY LODGE A. o. U. w. meets
In Muesse Brooker block at 80 p. IN.
CYLvAN CAMP M. W OF a. meets
- second and second Thursdays OF edGn
month in G. A. r. Hall jefferson street,
4 ANcSST COUNCIL NO. 81, Meets
~ every second ana touTtu ffludy SdS
month in MLesse- Brooker Building.
4 ANcAsTER LODGE No 1tT X. OF p.
- meets every Tuesday al p N. IN Goote
block e. 4 OF Court house
NALANTHE TEMPLE No. meets every
~ Wednesday evening at 1.3O IN Il +. CAS-
tie, Goble clock. y n
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-04-21

TOWN !. RANGE /, HAZEL GREEN
SEA of M swA cine cor OF neL
on WI Of seh - of nwi4 ......
on WI Of nwh 27l
Upper Hazel Green.
lot .........l llots 2, 5.......3
lots ,, 5........ .
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1898-01-28
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
NOreYlod mooos,r-.
asHaaa rm 9cf duumaun. :

asHaa psa Soft drfumauu.

gr lag ipie tpbt ba. Sd rief i'm beim
Hdmen, anein er %anttportete ni6t.
Gum Slid fanb i9 cine tleine SIui4e
8%rannttpeiu in berSui6e ieines uebesz
5iebers. Sd legte feinen &opf auf
meinen S6ooB unb eoB ibm etnige
Sropfen BON benz feurigen @etrdnfe in
ben Munb. bunn 5ug i9 inn bie9anbz
fdube bon feinen etftgsn 9dnben uno
rieb biefe in meinen eigenen.
Gnoli3 i3lug er Die Qugen uuf unb
6iidte mir in'5 9eii4t: r9roBer
@ott!!" itObnte er. n9if Du es,
goap2"
~SSya," ontpOrtste i6; Tam i6
Sbnen bein 4uffte9en be6ilfli9 iein?"
Gr madte einen @eriu6, ii9 BON
Der @rbe gu erGeben, fiel aber bilflos
tpieber 5uriiG. nW'etn 9ferb ftrau=
6eIte unb fiel nit mir - ftet uuf
MIDI" iagte er nit f6pa4er StimnN.
sd glaubte f6on, bab i9 bier erfriez
rem miiBte. Was brin9t Did ober
bter6er, mein ormes Ginb?"
SD fir9tete, baB JGnen stipa8 gu
geItoben iein m06te," i!ammelte i9,
.peil sic nt9t nab benz Gaitbof 6uz
riidtamen. 50 bei9lob i4 oann, sic
aufauiudsn."
r8ott Iegne Did, 9oQp! Dos FAM
gen mir ober tebt an? Sd fam mid
ni6t riibren, ale &np6en in meinem
2eibe f9einen eebroden gu fein. Cine
Strede melt bon bier an Der 2anoz
ftraBe - pirit 0u elm 9aus fin<
ben -"
Die @timme psriagte Inn. @pn
fetnen G9mer3en unb Der SGlte uber=
monnt, ftel er bepuBtIoS 3uriid.
9as 0dus, BON Dem er fprd6, De-
fano fi9 cine babe engliI6e Wlsile jenz
feits Der Bride. 8olb Itonb i4 bort,
tlopfte nit einem Gtein an Die S4iir
unb rieF Ga,,t um Silfe. Sum Slid
fir ben ungliidli6en Wann, Den t4
uuf Der f6neebeoedten Groe 3uriidgez
Iafen bate, mar 8eiItanb our 9ano.
@tarte MGnner trugen 0ottor
@unbine mad benz 8aithofe, uno bic
SnfaTen bes 6uuIes itanoen auf, I'm
Tim bic n0tbige 6ilfe 81 l%eiiten.
.@r bat einen boppeltea 8einbrub
erlitten," fd9te Mercp Poole. nWelz
DIES unbeil BADEN mir tpo6l 5und9it
5u erpdrten, 9oGp?"
@4, id bate feline N6nung bon benz
llnolid, bus bereits on bic 33Ur
flppfte! -
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1898-01-28
nerpoie perionen,

8crluat p,u ooffnnns5lcTsfett NIB ialsdtsn sTaa-
aen. eridlnienotn Gn Ehiicn; @iisoS[TrsR(mm'
q6Ia6ms 6e5 Ge66rS rns @eTdt$ aato[rh.
Haoeuoyueeu. Gtubrericpiuus @nh'q'cit. Or.
IrU6nur' |rtflhrCr aus in ,,SuaeuofrcmnS' Mie
sirfah nuo bldg lie %9rirnlth 9efejlt MN noAe
,gSS,grioaIoe +" ~ ,ntr. rn~s rrr.s arifrcr5ostcr
{CScr itju sjGcucr srit. Ghtdt % Grut5 @riffmo'tcr
mn Sbr bttommt i0iort h,as Unsrtbsh!ii1e @tH
u~cIItrGe.t 5~udeiuuet non Der Yrirnt:2ttLtf,
131 e.. 2ipcnnc, S.Go DoTt eitS
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
lie was in Luck.

"1'he feelings of woman are far deep
er and finer than those of man" cried
the lady orator in u fiery tone. eve
are told by those who style themselves
the stronger sex that we are much In
ferlor, 1s That so?,S
A loud chorus OF moi" from the la
dies greeted this question, and the ora
tor went on: *.
81 say that woman feels where man
THINKS" s{i5
"Is that the reasoh YOUR husband Is
bald?" inquired one of the few male
members Of the audience. &
1t was lucky for him that he got two
seconEls' stnrt In the race for the door
pnhrsnn's Weekly. ~ ~ as ,7g.at
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
Z. Was Inkcn too Literally.

,'The president of our literary society.
IS Just tco mean for anything" walled
the grl who is known to possess as
!piritlons toward novellstic fame. i've
always known she was a contemplate
creature ever since she allowed herself
TO be elected president when she knew
Jennie Van Goldthampr had Just bought.
lovely Paris frock aud was fairly dy-
Ing 10 Jake the chair, but now
81 w4s o3read an original poem at
the neltiDg last night" she continued
afterSal momentary and tcarful COL
lapse land / told her thnttI really felt
TOO ,ro,ldgt and bashrul 10 read It my
self, thinking. OF course, t!iat she'd have
seSss md graeiongness enough to say
somethlnG pretty about Il when my
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

New York Times: a tiny girl OF seven
or tiiereabou:s gave n dinuer party the
other day, for which twelve covers were
laid,' and that number Of small maldens
sat down to dine. 1t was real LITTLE
girls dinner, and the hostess herself
presided, sitting ut the head of the table.
But she was anxious. in looking forward
to It, 10 DO everything as ~ should be
done.
Mamma" She asked, Shall VIC say
grace"
no" said mamma, 1T VIII be a very
informal dinner. and l. think you need
not do that"
That meant one less ceremony TO be
gone through, and was a relief, but the
little lady was anxious to have all her
small guests understand It. So as they
were sather~l ABOUT the table, she ex-
pldincd:
Mamma says this Is such an Internal
dinner that we need not have grace to-
iny, ~ 4 W. .sss n ~ is 90
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

present OF ms gown to Lucinda. my
colored cook. and the first time that
saw that woman 80 out hired IAu-
clnda to put on the gown and walk up
and down the square, In full sight OF
the entire neighborhood. Then, when
that woman returned home. our mu-
tual friend met her In front OF her house
and said 10 her: III
1'Why. my dear Mrs. DolIver what
o charming gown you have or! But
let me think now--where have l seen
gown similar TO yours? Oh, yes. I
.remember-Alrs. llillis'S cook hns Just
gore around the corner with one just
exactly like It. How strange! Here
she comes now Up Eauntcyef Lucin-
ha, twirllng red umbrella. Mrs. Dol
liver Is having TO use color restorative
on her hair: they say It turned white
IN u minute.
,''You see I have II drop of italian
blood IN MY veins. tbclleve In the ven
dett0. Vengeance II minc!'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
Invested sl422 Ia rlaiirons teehuscl hsy
~ .et !. gn,,ndcd CLnn =. Va b.eDafi

Invested Sl4 ~ In fsailrons Eec1usc, they
Sounded Cheas. ;5g.l IS
81! Louls Renublic: slrs SeHbFidc'
dossn't kndNimlch hlout h6usckNeplpas
She icld her husband 10 before their
marriage, but he said, az r,en w!ll,tnat
he liked her thc betlet tor II, and shc
would never have to 10 any more than
supcrinlend the house, anyway. Y
y And so they wcrr married. When
they returned from their trlp east there.
was I, Handsomely furniEhed house
awarding them on West plpe boulevard. &
maid II mllady's chamber, II eoachman
and h0sllec In thu stable and un old
SpgresS who came twice 4 week 70 do
the ihtlndfy work. II was all new to the
little wife, aud she took as much pleas
house when she was a child She Ifs.
suggestions OF tho Nhnusemald. and mr.
gued With the co1chnnn over tho care
OF the horses, 81 N y
NANNY. jackson who did the wash.
ing, was tho only one who was almost
satisfied. She was delighted with tho
tubs and cemcnted floor and half a
hundred other little thlnEs, but there
was one thing she didn't like. That
was the smoothing irons They had de-
tachnblc handles, were new fungled md
she didn't like them ~. N
The day after Nanny Jackson told
Mrs, NeNbrlde her plalnt that little
woman found In one corner Of the 5tuli
page advertisement OF department
store q line In heavy type. Il, iread;
Smoothing irons, nil sizes. three
cents" &.
Mrs. Newbride. may not be an cxper-
fenced housewife, but she knows bar
Galn. So next mornlllg she HE'D herself
to the store which had advertised Shp
did not know what size Nanny Jack
son liked, but they were so cheap she
decided to take several sets. Then she
purchased a set OF various weights for
her mother. and another for Aunt
Mary Then she went home satisfied
and Jubilant.
Three weeks later her husband open
ed his mail at the breakfast table one
morning. and Mrs. Newbride. who was
watching him, saw a look OF surprise
cross his face. a5.tl
"Whats the matter, dcar?" she ask.
ed.
Matter? What do you want TO do;2
me? Aren't thinking OF start
ing an iron foundry, are your Look
at this. n.
What she saw was an item of 81 %
for ilatlrons. She said It was all. q
that she only paid three cents
a piece for them, and all that. and 1T
took her husband an hour to'explaln
that three cents was the price per
pound. There is possibility that she
doesn't understand II yet.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19
SHE HAD AMPLE REVENGE.
Her friend Stole the Design Of Hor Dress,
{ But was Punished

Chicago Times Herald. No one but a
woman could have conceived so cruel a.
vengeance. Yet she tells Of itwith pos!
itiyc gle2. They all lived in one Of those
very exclusive little squaies-hotbeds
OF. gossip-where the houses are every
one built on. the game plan and where
each man, woman and child knows the
finest details OF the next door neigh
boris existence.
However she ever. dared do such q
thingI cannot imagine" said the mod
ern Borgla. at was when was III
tina; she called upon HE, ard In my
weakness was foolish enough to have
my maid get out my new gown and
show It to her. Would you believe It,
she had the auducity to go directly and
have the gowp duplicated, down to the
very buttons. and was wearing 1t on the
street before had ever been well
enough even to try mine on! But am
not the kind OF woman to tolerate such
treachery. saw that sae was speedily
and hldeously punished. b
4 what did do?" continued the ex-.
'asperated speaker. why. made
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7. Z D
form, and want Il very bad. want
,areformintthe matter Of girls dresses
"'Yop5'wa what?" demanded the,
man in; The far corner IN astop!shment.
Il want a reform in the matter OF,
tbutton@-that is. OF buttons thai: are
bluffs. You see" he exclaimed Il an
a father
9 "of course, am not much of q fathe.
3-thatSis, I,Smean, l haven't been a
sfathe~as long Us soiue people cOuid
mention: frank somewhere along with
Grover cleveland In tina. line.
well. the,other day myl!itt!e- girl was
changing, her dress, or something OF
that sort. and was suddenly called upon
20 officia:e at the ceremony. You're
not doing anything, said my wife, who
was trying 10 get ready TO go some
where. Button up Joscphine's dress
for her. s. &, & s
~ was willing. but And tlIrre
you are. Did you know that girls and
women wear buttons on their. Sowns
that are nothing but bluGs-nothfns
but blufs?" 4 {
The man In the corner expressed all
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1898-03-19

u 7 2. ! . .
pride as q iltlsintlSns nc stake. Hc.tolll
Webster the particulars asked what
lheiNyopld charge 10 conduct the case. Y
'Why,t said Webster, .'yoii puntsafs
ford 10 hire the, should have 90 stie
down there the whole week and my ter
would he more than the whole case "
worth. ] couldn't 40 down there FOR less
than $1,000, I could Try every case on
the docket az well .hR one, AMI Il would
not cost any mote, .losi ono ca = would
take my time for the entire week, any.
way" X 4, M z frt
"'All right. Mr., wObstef.r quickly re-,
spouded tho Nantuelteter,it'I. erc's your
81 ,ooo You come down aud 1lllShxs II 20
So,, can tn every case
Webster was SO amused over this pros
position that he Kept his word. lie
Hpcut the entire week III Santucket,and'
appeared on one side or thb, other IN
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proper surprise and the caller proceed
ed TO elucidate.
II undertook TO button up that dress,
he said. s.'and about every other button
] found was just there for show ana
the thing was held together by n hook
and eye hidden away in some almost
Inaccessible place underneath.
1T took me just twenty-eight min.
utes by the watch to get that waist fas%-
tened: and want TO say TINT 3it there
Is anything genuine in all this talk of
reform the matter should be given im--
mediate attention.
There is nothing else that calls SO,
loud for attention from great inindss
there is" ~
When,they got him Gained down they
explained to him that 1t had been cry
ing Just4as loud fora long time. but;
that no mar had been found who dared.
tackle the problem, and the women
wouldn't ahS
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time came andlt insist upon my read
Ing itlpefsonally. But do you think she
idldi Not o bltiot Il, The Jealous, I'M
feeling wretch. 5..fliS.
1.-THE next number on our PRO.
,gralnHle. Sslre capitalized asSswectiy as
i ~ she wasn't nlmost inucdefer at,
heart, killing my beautiful verses like
that, was to have been an original
poem by one OF ous,o own members, but
since she declares that she Is alto.
Sether too hashful to fead II herself,
and neither the SECRETARY or1msselt
can make out her handwriting, we shall
be forced to do without IT,
h And there ! was. I never got q
cliancr TO read my lovely poem at ali.
and just had TO smile and smile Mt
that hateful thing all evening for fear
,peonlciwould think was Jealous. ohlI
tell You II doesn't pay to be modest and
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Brenbina Il RehI Gently.

Washington Post: There is a man In
Congress who is renowned in the city he
comes from for his impersurbab!e calm-
ness on every imaginary occasion. They
tell OF him that one day he strolled lels-
urely into the Office Of a friend.
II have just had chat with your
wife" he said by way Of beginning.
why. l didn't know she WAS down
town" said the friend.
"O1. she wasn't downtown, replied
the congressman II called at the
house
~ didn't know that she was. receiving
to-day" said the husband with some
surprise. Il thought she had a head
ache" ii
"She didn't nentionit to me-" said the;