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The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1898-05-24
The Same Here

The curfew laws that have been pass
in numerous towns up in western Mass
achusetts appear to be operating very
much like the papal bull against the
comet, says the Boston Herd. They
are not enforced, no need is paid to
them, either by the authorities or by
the children on the streets after night
fall. This movement to substitute by
laws for parental discipline operates az
might be expected in sensible cum
munities
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1898-05-24

Something seems to be wrong with the
judicial district which includes Provo.
II sober man is elected to the bench
he gets sick. Both parties have tried
we'll men without being able to point
with much pride to their success. The
spree complained of in the affidavit filed
against Judge Dussenberry was begun
with the man whom the Republicans
nominated for the same position. In |
fact the more violent case of the two |
was the osher. The Democratic selection |
is peaceful and unobtrusive, to say the
least; while the REPUBLICAN choice is
loud and pugnacious under some circum-
stances. Give the Populists chance
now.-Bee.
That the teet sugar industry is still in
its infancy, or in the experimental st1ge,
both as to the factory operations and
the growing of sugar beets by the farm
ers. American inventive genius has not
yet found enough demand for this special
factory and farm machinery to firmly
grasp the problems and solve them,
namely: How to simplify the mechan-
ical and chemical methods and save the
necessity of the present great cost OF
beet sugar factories, and how to reduce
the hand labor in the field or do away
with il entirely.
He ask her if he might kiss her Dewey
lips, and she replied that he was as
strong as Sampson and she but weak
girl without the power to successfully
! resist him, and then the Schley young
thing assumed defenseless attitude,
and, by Evans, the nautical cuss took
advantage Of her helplessness ann kissed
her once for every star on the Union
Jack. And the next day another naval
engagement was told OF in the papers.
On Thursday night while the family
OF ID. j Thurman were at the wedding
ball some persons entered the house anc
had a feast OF the good things there
: They also carried off considerable stuf
: and next morning dishes were founC
v scattered around the lot. Tn
q perpetrators OF this mean trick ar
v known and unless they make speed
O reparation they will get into trouble.
y AL. Evans was over in Cedar vale
: on Saturday measuring some land whic
VIM. Turner inteids to take up owe
70 there. 1t is just over the first ridg
above Their railroad track. Dry farmin
seems to be good proposition owe
there as a number OF farms have recent
Dr. been taken up.
W S. f. Parker, Sharon, Wis, writes :
81 have tried DeWitt's Witch fIaz
salve for itching piles and it alwa.
: stops them in two minutes. | consld'
W DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve the create
pile cure off market" IL. Il. Merrihe
druggist
MT About 25 cyclists from Lehi took
es the sights OF American Fork on sund'
''s afternoon.
A girl in American FORK who had r
NJ hair, white skin and blue eyes thin
-'n she is the most patriotic pebble on
beach
-------
air
I'VE ~ m Ssns mTm ~ EzN "a
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1898-05-24
At the Cemetary.

Some 25 or 80 men and two teams did
good work in the cemetary Oil Saturday.
Under the direction of Mayor Willis they
cleared off all the brush and made the
place look respectable once more. The
start and waving bunch grass now covers
the most OF the sacred ground The
soil is in splendid condition and those
wishing to plant ornamental trees or
shrubs should do so now as they could
now get good start. A. little work
done here every year would greatly i'm
prove it and be credit to the town.
Those who did the work on Saturday
are to be praised for their labors
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-09-15

LoPTTs-At HeBton. September u. iss:
Mary Lotus. OF serli5e decay assa 81
years
Funeral wilt he held a; family residence
this morning at O'Clock, Remains VIII
arrive in Seattle on the COLUMBIA & Puget
Sound railroad al $50 O'Clock. and De Ia
ken 70 Calvary cemetery.
Cf1SSADf-At Providence hospital. sep
teuber Ii. Is3a. Lawrence cusssas3s. aged
f. years.
Funeral will be held At BSGney & Stew
arts chapel this morning ar 10 O'Clock In
tersneni In Lake View cemetery.
ACOUSTIC funeral OF George s ia
coils viii be held AZ Bonney * stewards
chapel this afternoon az O'Clock Kew.
john r. Damon officiating. lniernen NJ
in Lake View cemetery.
GREEN-The remains Of A. N. Green will
be- sent TO Wigsted. Conn.. BY konney a.
Stewart this afternoon
NALTBY--In Seattle. Wednesday, Sept
IL. 1855 AT the corner OF King street
and TweHty-tlfth avenue south. Eliza
Ann Msltby. wife OF John Maltby. OF
stomach trouble, aged ss years
Funeral services Will be held at 81. Glenn
ent's Church tomorrow morning al 10 10
o'clock. Intermen, in Lake View ceu1e-
terry.
M'kAY--In Seattle. al the corner % Third
avenue and Union street. Wednesday
daughters VI Mr.. and Mrs. William Mo
Kay, Of hamilton, aged days.
PETERSON Latona. Wednesday. Sept:
Il, isss. Alfred Peterson, son OF Mr. and
Mrs. T. III. Peterson, was accidentally
drowned In Lake Union. aged years.
Remains wee recovered
ROSS~~On the steamer Garonne. while en-
route from ii. VI .ehael 10 Victoria. II. C..
Saturday. Sept 10. 1888, Captain william
A. Ross az Boston. OF spinal meningitis.
aged wears.
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PUBLISHERS NOTICE 49, Travelling
&. NJ. Leavitt and .. Il. LOOMS. City coli
lectors are j. A. Cathcart, X. T. Hawiey.
Eugene Mccarthy. g HI. MCGOWAN, :. IL.
Steffen and ~. a. Willis. Postmas,efs ev-
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to these and 10 our resident agents in the
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u. N. until ii y. m Classified advertise
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Insertion. Payment always In advance.
No advertisement received for less than %
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Advertisements will b. received at branch
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information leading 10 the conviction of
any person stealing copies of this paper
delivered 10 subscribers In Seattle.
TACOMA BuREAU-No 1893 Pacific
avenue. l.. A. Harrison.
ENERETr-P. h Lewis
SPOkANE-Br Branch office. Traders
block. COS Riverside avenue. telephone. A..
j. o. Peterson Manager.
PORT TOW NSt.ND-Wm \. Pfeiner
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Parker Ellis Manager.
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SOCIETY NOTICES.
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In +. 6. degree, Visiting brethren cor
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MAR HiAGEs-

EETTLETON -gATTEgTHwsfTE AZ
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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-12-04

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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1898-12-04
HAVING FUN WITH THE EAGLE.

I'm writing this here I'm the old drill hall,
which was built by the people to
shade
our brave volunteers. who were called out
to ight-the time of the Fenian Raid.
I've been reading THE Truce of the
Bear" and l fancy It's perfectly le-
gal
For me to express. with considerable
stress. that l doubt the truce of the
Eagle.
DO I do that bird an injustice? Was ! in
the country of dreams
When I saw him clawing the Lion. with
the most bloodcurdling screams?
How he shrieked for Mr.. Monroe! But
now he's looking quite pleasant:
| tell you. young feller. you'd better
watch out for the Eagle that looks
like a pheasant.
when the Bear was very pugnacious. and
the French and Germans looked
wise.
That bird was bothering the Lion, and
trying to pick out his eyes:
But now hi Is learning to cackle. and he
looks quite friendly-but then
You'd better watch out. young Teller, for
the Eagle hat looks like a hen!
His voice Is mellow as music. IL hath "a
most unctuous ''quack.'
! hope it's all i'm good earnest. but I
won't take anything back.
I'm jollying you. Mr.. Canuck. ! hope you
will listen. my buck
Keen your nose To the wind. and qeep
your eye skinned. for the Eagle that
talks like a duck
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The Emperor of Germany has a run
ming ear. A rather prosy statement To
make of so great a parsonage ii Is true,
nevertheless and, what is worse, he can
find ne cure. This greatest of Emper-
ors, this autocratic ruler of the greatest
of nations, can find no cure for such a
seemingly Insignificant malady. Just
think of it a man at whose beck one of
the strongest armies and navies of the
whole earth could be set in motion, a
man whose rule Is absolute over the
country of medical universities, a man
whose slightest caprice could press into
service the most noted a and phil
osophers on earth, has a running ear
and is unable To find a cure!
Now contrast the experience of the
following citizens of the United States
with the Emperor of Germany. Like the
Emperor, they failed to fine cure. But,
unlike the Emperor, they happened to
be plain citizens of the United States,
rather han the center of the inner
court of the most exclusive and careful
ly guarded aristocracy of the world. In