Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1898-09-21
dt'ausiae Gatherings.

may be greater than you KNOW.
p6 The habit of being always en-
ployed is safeguard through life.
p9> Of all the dust thrown in mems
eyes, gold.dust is the most binding.
p@ What kind of q robber is not
dangerous? A safe robber, of course.
s9- Give the average man a position,
and he will cast his eyes around for an
assistant.
p@ "Why don't you get out OF debt"'
II haven't time. 1t keeps me busy
getting in."
p@r It is the easiest thing in the
world to forgive yourself the sins you
condemn in others.
sar 1t is the easiest thing in the
world to forgive yourself the SINS you
condemn in others.
R6 Gold was known much earlier
than silver, and was at first the cheap
er of the two metals.
nd- Never borrow more than you
can pay back, and never lend more
than you can borrow.
p9 A Richmond firm advertises a
medicine warranted to cure life-insur-
ance agents of bashfulness.
s8r 1t is estimated that one out OF
every $50 inhabitants of the United
States owns or rides bicycle.
p@ Undeserved praise is dangerous
to the weak unjust blame may turn
even the strong from the right way.
s8- Under present conditions Of life
in this country, liquor is the most per-
sistent and insidious foe OF the home.
p8- The Chinese dress in white at fu-
nerals and in black at weddings and old
women always serve as bridesmaids.
nag An Irish boy when asked the
meaning of the word nothing, replied ::
"a pair of footless stockings without
legs"
ssS- When one man proposes good
thing, another man usually proposes
one so much better that nothing Is
done.
p8- The greatest trouble with some
people is that they insist OH converslng
about things with which they are not
conversant.
p9- When a girl suddenly begins
lending her wheel to her little brother
she is getting ready to ask her father
for a new one.
p8- Lots of people think the proper
thing to do in hot weather is 10 20
about drinking all sorts of drinks that
will make them thirsty.
pB- What is God? The sum Of etef-
nifty the machinist of nature the eye
of Justice the matchless power of the
universe, the soul of the world.
pas- Have the courage to speak your
mind when it is necessary that you
should do so, and to hold your tongue
when it is better that you should be
silent.
KaH Miss Sprocket-"There is text
from scripture that I always think Of
when 1 mount this tandem, Charley"
"What is it ?" "Get thee behind me,
Satan"
sa- "Do you know McShifter pretty
well?" "Know him? Every time he
expresses an opinion 1 can tell whether
it is his own or whether he got it from
his wife"
a4r From an occasional glass the
descent is easy to an occasional de-
bauch, until eventually the man is
only sober occasionally. Avoid the
beginnings of evil things.
s4~ "You speak," said fond moth.
er, "about people having strength Of
mind, but when it comes to strength of
don't mind, my son William surpasses
anybody I ever knew"
p9- The difference between the heath
en- and many young lady in Chris
tain lands is not very great. While
the heather worships block, the
young lady adores blockhead.
sa" "Isn't that beautiful color ?"
said the fish dealer, as he cut into a
large salmon. "Yes," said Flotson !;
~ suppose he is blushing at the ex-
travagant price he is getting for him
SELF"
p9- There are men who will give up
tobacco for the sake of the woman
they love; but it is a lucky man, all
the same, who falls in love with
woman who likes the smell of tobacco
smoke.
sG- No one need hope to rise above
his present situation who suffers small
things to pass by unimproved, or who
neglects, metaphorically speaking, to
pick up penny because it is not
dollar.
p41 A small lie, if it is actually lie,
condemns a man as much as big and
black falsehood. If man will delib-
elately cheat to the amount of single
cent, give him AL opportunity, and he
would cheat to any amount.
pa- Let US count up few of the ad-
vantages of the country. Fresh air,
sunshine everywhere, no over-crowd-
ing, work at living wages, enough to
eat, opportunities to develop character,
self.respect, health, and independence.
p9 A young lady wants to know the
significance of the custom of throwing
old shoes after the bride. Why, bless
your sweet innocence, sis, it means
that, now she is married, she'll be
lucky if she gets even old shoes to
wear.
s9~ A West Bath, Me-, farmer never
has his horses shod. He says that the
practice is against nature and brings
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