The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-02-06

near Susquehanna. Pa, are talking about
the wonderful ride which Miss Dora
lsaacsou of Railway took on the back
of an angry BUN. Strange to say, the
heroine came through the ordeal unin-
jured. She was visiting friends at the
time in company with Miss Litchenstein.
Both young women are fond Of animals
and every morning and night finds them
in the milking yard watching the herd Of
cattle. Saturday morning the young wo-
men were watching the animals drink
from huge watering trough In the
herd was a Jersey bull. Just for a froic
Miss Isaacson stepped down upon the
edge of the trough and leaped upon the
back of the bull.
With a roar the animal dashed down a
narrow lane and out on the highway,
heading. for the lake. The terrified girl
chung 30 the neck of the animal ike a
jockey in race ard every minute expect
ed to be dashed to the ground. For a sec
ond the bun would stop, paw the icy road
and again plunge ahead with a fierce bel
lowing.
Half mile ahead appeared a man in a
cutter. The driver wore a red scarf and
as soon as the bull caught sight of that
he took il as a challenge and increased
his speed. The driver saw his danger a~i
put the lash TO his horse. For the next
mile there was a race compared with
O'Shanter are not worth mentioning. The
brave girl. with closed eyes. hung like
grim death TO the hull, hoping against
hope that something would soon 6ccur to
save her. The driver of the horse was
soon lost to view.
From the foot of long hill two farm
ers saw the danger of the girl. and. seiz-
ing a long fence rail, held it across the
highway. on came the bull and his rider
at a mad gait When within a few rods
of The obstruction the pulI stopped sud
denly, veered around and headed directly
for home.
The movement threw Miss Isaacson in
70 a deep snowdrift, whence in a dead
faint she was taken by the farmers and
carried into a farm house. The next day
she was able to return to her friends
Dorothy Dix gives. IN the New Orleans
Picayune. the comments of some of the
members of her club on the proposition to
have sort of civil service examination of
girls to find out whether they are qualified
to be wives. She says: The philosopher in
petticoats was plainly triumphant Just
listen TO this she said laying down the
paper she had been reading, and tapping it
with her ilorgnetteh THE health commits
sioner of Buffalo is trying to get law
passed requiring women who are candi-
dates for matrimony to pass kind of civ
-
are fitted for the position TO which they as
pire Did you ever hear anything so lumin-
Gus with good hard, practical common
sense?"
1T will never be carried out" said the
woman in the Russian blouse, as she stirr-
ed her tea; ITS too contra. 1ictory to our
cherished theory that matri nony is the
refuge for the weak and feeble-minded, and
that woman who can do nothing else use
full can always marry for a home or
course we admit that girl who expects to
pound typewriter in an office, or stand
behind counter, or paint. or 81 ng, or act
requires some previous prepar ltion and
knowledge but the girl who is going to
undertake the vast and compile ated pro-
fession of home making needs nol.hing but
unlimited nerve and reckless co urage l
know. because | was that kind OF a girl
once myself"
yet the woman who gets Marie d with
out understanding the business of house
keeping is simply taking chances ON mis-
cry" put in the woman i'm the toquH; Sic
thinks she and her darling Jack viii I've
in an ETHEREAL and blissful state In which
all questions of material things lk e food
and bills will be relegated to a dim a nd dis
tant background and that when tn roast
is burned and the bread soggy he wi II kiss
her and say 1t doesn't make the tee ntiest.
weeniest, bit OF difference But do IS Ee9
a
where they had a French chef, or A. hotel
where everything was on time and proper
~ prepared, and, above all. he is used to
people who knew how 10 do what hey nm
dertook and always pulled things IN r.ght.
and he fails 10 make the alloWa noes for
her he ought, considering he KIN wv when
he married her she was utterly ignorant
and inexperienced and"
Men always expect every quality in
their wives their sweethearts didn't oos-
sess," interrupted the woman ia the Rus
sian blouse. They court one kird of a Girl
and expect her 20 be another after they
are married"
And when the poor. untaueht. inexne-
renced young thing makes mistakes they
say --"
Let us draw a veil over the scene .,
said the woman in the toque mournfullv.
But am confident IN at it isn't too much
10 say that The aVerAge woman sa MS down
the memory 81 the first two or three wars
of her married life in the brlny tears she
sheds over underdone bl cad and overione
meat"
Wen this is precisely what the Buffalo
philanthropist proposes I o avert" Dut in
the philosopher in pettico ats. "He doesn't
intend 10 let any woman yet married l,ntfl
she can prove that She is fully capable cf
running house. There will be no more
fearful brides weeping over burnt roast
while their hungry busba nds make cruel
remarks. On the other hard the bride
will be able to step right I'D ana take hold
Of things, aud manage them economically
and judiciously. ana the Household ma
chinery win move along on a smooth plone
without a jostle."
To please men, says the New York sun.
Is one thing and to be pleasing to men
entirely another II is a good deal easter
TO please the average man IN an it is 10
be pleasing to him. Women used 10 make
The mistake Of trying 40 please men: now
IL IS the fashion TO make ones self pleas
ing 20 them. our grandmothers and even
our mothers, have wasted no end Of time