Fort Wrangel news., 1898-10-26
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smith ioldT' sNo; what Rua q ahuutF sills slx months old baby. Truth.
 'Yoa can always Judge a mnn hy .as company hr ssepa" srhafs preffg tough on the warden of the peuitea t.ary.a
 reaeheF-Of course you understand the difference between liking nu1 lox lng3 Pupil-YeA marm. like my fatlt CT and mother. hut love pie.
 Yisltor-Is Mss Rose at home7 Ser vant-No sir. Visltor-Why. she has Just come lu. saw her. Servant Yes. sir; and she saw you, too.
 Reggie Llttleton ls such eonceit ed thlng." said Molly. eHe called me q manhnter just because he heard said 1 didn't Ike hlm. '--IIarper's Ia gar.
 "They say, Blokely, old mn, thal your wife had an Independent for tuneY' That's right. It's so eonfound edly independent that can't get anJ Of itr
 The Bachelor-Nero killed thousands just to hear the death-rattle In theii threats. The Benedict (extenuatingly Maybe he had a baby to amuse.-NeH York Journal
 Some are ready 10 go to war the moment they are needed" remarked the observer of men and things, and others the moment they are not need ed. "-Detroit Journal
 That's q fine. solid baby of yours Middleton" said friend who was admiring the first baby. Do you thinh he's solid?" asked Middleton, rather dlsconsolately. Tt seems to me as If be was all holler.T
 "Dld you know" said Miss Cayenne, "that the young man who was trying to propose to you writes poetry?" "On springT' "Yes" "Well. he ought to be in sympathy with his subject. Hs Is certainly very backward" d."-Wash ington Star.
 Yabsley-You look as If you must have had a good time last nighti Mudge-I hope not 'You hope noti Why? Because If did 1t was vast ed. don't recollect a. thing about what sort of a time I had."-Indlanap- oils Sentinel.
 -How well the baby talks" remark. ed the visitor. Doesn't hep returned the proud father What Is he say ing?" asked the visitor. "Um-well,' replied the proud father, hesitatingly T guess you'd better ask his mother about that"
 Il am told" remarked Miss Cayenne, that you said some very clever things last evening"" Yes" replied Willie Washington; 'tt Is very discouraging. What isT' ''The surprised manner in which everybody !s talking about it."- Washington Star.
 What was your first thoughtT she asked. as she seated herself beside his cot, after you realized that you had lost your footY' He replied II thought, Well, this Is fine fix to be in now I'll not be able to ride the bike any more '"-Chicago News
 "I've been told" said MT. Oldbo, that seem very much younger than I really am." "Yes," replied Miss Cay. enne, ito judge from some of the let. ters you wrote me, one would say that you were certainly under 20 years of age" ge."-Washington Star.
 Dick-Yes, you see, I'm In no end of a fix. would never have proposed If I'd had the least idea that she would accept me, but she did. blackwell, propose again, as If you had forgotten. That ought to make her angry enough to refuse you.-Boston Traveller.
 The Heavy villain-These stirring times I would rather be a statesman than an actor. The Light Comedian I would at any time. Living is so much cheaper. The statesman gets his rail- way transportation and press agent work for nothing En- quirer.
 ''Is our colleague in earnest about de- string immediate actionT inquired one member of Congress. 'In earnest" re- piled the other. There can't be the slightest doubt of 1t. Why, he has a speech all ready which he couldn't hope to deliver unless there were further de y."-Washington Star.
 What Is that terrible noise over. head?" asked the startled youth as the clock struck 12. 'I thought you had been in the navyT' answered the maid- en under her breath. "So I have" And don't understand that noise?'