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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-31
ScrofuIa
Swollen Glands, scrofuIa Sores, Hip
Disease, BoiIs, PimpIes, Erup-
tons Tell the Story - Dreadful
Consequences Of Impure Blood.

Certainly scrofula, IL anything, may be
called the advertisement Of foul blood.
1t is the scourge Of the world - offensive,
painful, facilitating, stubborn. Outward
applications do not cure. Emollients
may palliate, they cannot abolish the evil
There is one sure way out, and that is to
eliminate the faint from the blood. For
this purpose Hoods Sarsaparilla is abso-
lutely without an equal.
81 have taken Hoods Sarsaparilla for
scrofulous humor and impure blood and
am now almost entirely cured OF the erup-
tions with which have been afflicted for
the past year. My face, chest and back
were badly broken out.' FRED b. ORD
WAY, Woodstock, VT,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-31
SKIPPING lNTELLIGESCE

Diamond Head Signal Station, May
81, ] pm-Weather clear, wind light
e.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1898-05-31

This evening the Government
band viii play the following pro-
gram at Makee Island com IN encing
al 1880 u NJ:
PART l.
Overture. Poet and Peasant. Suppe
Minuet. The Famous. Paderewsli
Selection. II TrovatOre... .........Verdi
Solo and Chorus: Malanai Anu ka
Makani.
Miss Annie KanOho.
PART II.
Cornet Solo. The First Love. ......
''''''''................... ............N eumann
Mr.. Charles Kreuter.
Medley. Ye Olden Times. .Beyer
Serenade. Love in Idleness... ......
NJ aCDetn
waltz. Loves Old Sweet Song.
Hawaii Ponoi.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

urged. impressed and bored into him.
For consideration he can have the
Invaluable and absolutely essential help
Of the campaign paper. and 1t Will not
be safe for him to take the risk OF an
tagonizing so mighty q weight In the
political balance.
The campaign paper is utterly worth
less and impotent. The sole object OF
its ephemeral existence is to bleed candi-
dates. In working this process two meth
DDS are adopted, the persuasive and the
drastic. II the victim cannot be cajoled
by rainbow pictures OF the great advant-
age derivable from the service of the
paper, then the other method is intro
duced 1t Is embellished with intima-
lions that 1t would be extremely unwise
not to take advantage Of the proffered
assistance. 1t is, in short, plain black
mail, more or less disguised, according
to the genius Of the blackmailer.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
A Clever Old Salt

Here is an amusing story Of New Zea-
land skipper. The town Of Greymouth. in
Tasmania, grew very fast, and mines Of
coal as we'll as of gold were opened; trade
sprang up with Hobart, and genial skip
per from that port entertained all hearers
at the hotel with glowing accounts Of the
beauty of the Hobart girls.
Ladies' were scarce In those early days,
and the fun waxing fast each one in joke
commissioned the skipper TO bring him a
wife next time at EGO passage money.
The ship sailed and the Joke was forgot
ten by the would-be wits. but not by the
skipper; that astute old salt calculated that
young ladies at ego each passage money
paid better than timber or potatoes even,
so he went over, and with glowing accounts
of the rich bachelors at Greymouth walt
ing for wives, persuaded about a dozen Ho-
bart girls to go out on specusa ton to order
Arriving at Greymouth. he calmly report
ed to each Observation-Disclosures specially
were the married ones-that the commits
sion was executed, an dthe consignment to
hand-G2o to pay. Twenty pounds was not
much to pay in those days for such good
Joke, especially one of delicate nature tina,
required hushing up, so nearly all paid ur
and laughed. The sweet young Hobartans
soon got husbands or situations, and all
ended well-Spare Moments.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
MR., CAGES MAGNETISM

Animal magnetism is defined: "A sup
posed agent Of mysterious nature, said
to have a powerful influence on pa
tient when acted upon by contact with
the operator" This. surely, cannot be
the kind of magnetism intended when al
fusion is made by his political friends
to Mr.. Cages magnetism" Nor can
it be that quality couched in still another
definition of the word, to-wit: THAT
branch Of science which treats of the
properties Of the magnet and magnetic
phenomena"
What. then, Is meant by the phrase
"Henry's magnetism? Is 1t not, as re-
CARDS the Republican nominee for gov
ernor q brand-new appellation, quail
flying the noun Gage-as candidate?
Certainly, up to the time Of the cut-and-
dried nomination Of our townsman for
governor of California 1t had never been
applied to Mr.. Gage as a man and
brother, and the most intimate friends
of that gentleman never had even sus-
pected him of being in any sense mag
neither. Perhaps there Is not today in
Southern California man with less of
the mysterious quality Of magnetism
about him than Henry T. Gage. Hard
headed, keenly alive to Mr.. Cages per-
sonal interests, in every business affair
with an anchor closely to the windward
and an eye single to number one, Mr..
Gage would be the last man in town or
country, from the Sierras to the sea,
to accuse of magnetic poise and counter
poise.
We protest, in the interest Of "the
eternal fitness of things" that this cam
paign term, "Henry's magnetism" is
misnomer-an inconsequent assumption
of a dreamy idiosyncracy in Mr. Cages
nervous system, that can neither make
him run better as candidate nor stand
better as man.
Then, the people of California have
had their fill Of political office holding
magnetizers. The woods are full of them.
The taxpayers of this state know to their
cost upon what food your magnetic poll
tician thrives. Every trust syndicate,
corporation and goldbug association, not
only in California, but throughout the
whole United States, is composed of men
skilled in the magnetic art of taking
money from the pockets of the people
and putting it in their own-taking it
by means of class legislation, special
privileges, single gold-standard methods
and other highly magnetic modes.
Hence, we say that the campaign
nomenclature, "Henry's magr etism,"
should be abandoned as bad politics.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
GIVE THE BOYS A WELCOME

Probably within a week or ten days
the Seventh regiment will return to Los
Angeles, to be mustered out at the ar
mory. The boys have had trying and
a bitter experience, through which they
have carried themselves like soldiers
Their greatest regret in returning Is
no doubt that they were not given
chance to fight for their country. The
people of Southern California ought to
show them that their patriotic DISPOSE
ton and their fortitude under trying
circumstances are as heartily appreci-
ated as though they were returning with
the laurels of victory.
It would be the proper thing to have
excursions from neighboring towns. SO
that friends and relatives may come in
to Join In the welcome. At the same
time 1t is not necessary to organize an
expensive parade. If funds are avail
able, 1t would be more to the purpose
to apply them to nursing the sick back
to health and helping those who will
be left without employment to get new
start. A big crowd turning out to re-
ceive them will be the best demonstra-
ton. For the rest, probably the ladies
of the Relief Corps and others will see
that a good lunch is spread for the boys
at the armory.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
A BRIGHT OUTLOOK

AS the political campaign develops we
see less and still less ground for the
assumption that this is a Republican
year." All the elements opposed to the
Republican party in this state are now
blended tremendously, with a single pur-
pose in view. A degree of determination
is manifested. even at this early stage
of the contest, which leaves no doubt
that a vote will be cast calculated to
surprise politicians who affect to believe
that a Republican victory is assured.
Many voters in this state who supported
vote against it in the coming election.
This class is constituted largely of wage
earners who had confidence in the prom
ises of good times that were to follow
the incoming of Republican president.
Suffering as a consequence Of the in
dustrial depression, they were Influenced
by the argument that "a change could
make things no worse, and might make
them better They were led to believe
that the band wagon of prosperity would
start the procession soon after the in
auguration of a Republican president,
and that it would only be necessary for
them to fall into line.
After two years of waiting for the pro-
cesson to move, voters who were thus
hoodwinked are in no mood to be guled
again by circus promises. The only
visible effect Of the change, from Dem
ocratic to Republican administration,
is the amazing growth of the trust sys-
tenn. No doubt all who are interested
in great aggregations of capital, with
consequent monopoly of whole lines Of
business. will vote the Republican ticket
to a man.
Another feature that will greatly mill
tate against the Republicans of this state
is the peculiar political situation in
Southern California. We believe that
the views Of intelligent Republicans
havel not been changed as to the ex-
pediehcy of putting up candidate for
governor booked from this end of the
state, They may nominally accept the
ticket as it stands, but they cannot fail
to see that the interests of this section
demand the defeat of the man whose
name appears at the head Of it. Many
Republicans, we believe, will decline to
vote for Mr.. Gage for the same reason
that they opposed his candidacy in the
early stage.
p, And then we must consider the Gold
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
A TRYING SITUATION

Mr.. Gage seems to be peculiarly un-
representatives on his state campaign
committee. Mr.. Osborne, as everybody
knows, is a particular bette noir of the
Times, and the Times has been Mr..
Cages one stanch newspaper support in
Los Angeles. 1t seems like bit of hardi-
hood, if, indeed, it be not rank affront.
for Mr.. Gage to select one of his adj
visers and chief assistants man who
cannot work in harmony with the news
paper that has been chiefly backing his
campaign.
Again, Mr.. Osborne during the last
two years of his conduct of the Express,
compromised himself seriously by an
tagonizing the San Pedro harbor appro-
priation and lending his support to va
rious and sundry of Uncle Coils schemes
to queer the enterprise. If Osborne is
not one of the enlisted henchmen Of the
railroad, he may at least be put down
among the "has-beens," and that is quite
as bad.
Another Of Mr.. Cages unfortunate ap-
polntments is that Of the noted Walter
F. x. Parker, who has been posing as
political boss for 10, these several
years. He was one of Boss Lindley's
most faithful henchmen, before that
worthy took to the tall timber. Parker
knows nothing but push" methods in
politics, and is always available when
the railroad ring has politics to do. He
has had to bear the reproach of gerry
Wandering the precincts of this county in
the late Republican primaries, and it
certainly looks as though he has been
from the beginning Boss Burns handy
man for this section. Parker has been
repeatedly exposed and denounced by
the Times, and is as much persona non
grata as Mr.. Osborne.
Imagine the awkward situation when
the campaign gets well going, and
Mr.. Osborne and Mr.. Parker find
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
CAMPAIGN PAPERS

A candidate who had passed through
a political campaign would not be likely
to take fright at a highwayman's COM
mand to hold up his hands. Similar
methods to which he had been subjected
would render him impervious to such
fear. In fact, he would probably rather
enjoy the novelty Of a straightforward
demand, at the muzzle Of a gun, as a
pleasant contrast to ways with which he
had become familiar.
That excrescence Of a political con-
test known as the campaign paper is
one of the most obtrusive hold-up in
situations with which a candidate has
to deal. The absolute necessity OF the
aid and influence Of the sheet, in max
ing his calling and election sure. Is
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

Democrats, who were the balance Of
power two years ago. counting those
who voted directly for Mckinley and
those who voted for Palmer and Buck
ner. Grant that these voters have not
changed their views on the money ques-
ton. Such Of them as reside in South
ern California have home interests at
heart, as we'll as those Republicans who
opposed the forcing Of candidate for
governor to the jeopardy Of the senator
ship.
The idea that the successful outcome
of the war will make this Republican
year is preposterous. If there is any
special party credit for the war the Dem
ocrats are entitled to 1t, for their rep
resentatives in congress pushed the mat
ter when Republicans were loath to take
the responsibility. 1t is nonsense, how
ever, to draw party lines relative to the
war. 1t was an American affair. and
the American people. as whole-no
fraction Of them-carried 1t through and
reaped the glory; likewise the emolu-
ments.
The disclosures in the war department,
and the interesting array Of facts likely
to be brought out before election day
in regard to Republican officials Of high
degree, will certainly handicap the party
to some extent. Probably only glimpse
of the developments has yet reached the
public eye. Three months more may
disclose an array Of facts out of what is
now only vague suspicion.
California cannot be classed as Re-
publican state. In the last election 1t
was carried for the Republicans by the
votes OF the Gold Democrats, but in the
two preceding elections the state went
Democratic. A Republican year? No.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

IT necessary to drop in at the
Times ONCE and consult with the
editor about those thousand and one
little details that are generally referred
to newspaper authorities. 1t is well that
the general is away. and that Editor
Mosher is naturally sweet. tempered.
Still, with these modifying conditions.
the situation Is liable to be strained and
the interviews purely formal. And MI.
Gage might have avoided all this with
the exercise of little discretion!
But perhaps Mr.. Gage had nothing to
do with the appointment Of his campaign
committee. In that event Mr.. Herrin
and Mr.. Burns must have arranged 1t
all for him. This explanation, however.
fails to better matters at all. and gives
double confirmation to the original
charge that the railroad Is doing politics
for the Republican party this year.
1t is bad go for our Republican
friends, whichever way the matter turns.
and 1t BODIES no good for their ticket in
this campaign. There's trouble brewing
for them.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
A MUsTER-oUT ORDER

In response to energetic and persistent
effort, the news comes from Washington
through the Associated Press, that Or
ders have been issued to muster out the
Seventh California infantry. The final
ity of the regiments military experience
Is appointed for the same place as the
beginning, here in Los Angeles, and at
the regiments armory. There is no ques-
ton about the authenticity of the report,
and the presumption is that the order
will be executed very soon.
This rather unexpectedly sudden term
ination of a matter that has agitated
Southern California for weeks is highly
gratifying to all friends of the soldiers,
and will be an unalloyed blessing to the
boys themselves.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

Faith without works 10 deader than PhAe
roah. l find.
They call It only . mile from our house
up town, but a mile Of enthusiastic boa
cons tricting Is some hugging. My arm was
so numb l couldn't tell which was arm
and which was watermelon. My breath
was In the shortest Of knicker Rockers and I
might have thought that had squeezed all
the JUDGE Of that melon into my clothes, "a
wet was
But my real Water (melon) loo was still
ahead. Az I pedaled painfully up to the
house I remembered that I couldn't dis.
mount with only one hand on the bars. But
how get both hands on; or how fall? I
shouted for Elizabeth. She came to tho
window and asked me what wanted and
why was webbing about In that queer
way.
couldn't answer her-not having an
Indian club or a cleaver-and 1t - still q
mooted question whether she stood there
just to gloat over me or not. After little
desperate maneuvering we came to 1t.
might have known. I did know. but I
didn't know how much.
AS felt my self going, with the self-abne-
cation that makes Hobsons and Deweys Of
us all, I laid aside care save for that melon.
We lit in quite soft spot-wet and soft.
The melon won the fall. But to have forty
pounds Of melon precipitated from height
on a not over-strong stomach, all in one
mouthful, as It were. Is a strain too great
for even Jamaica ginger to help.
Elizabeth helped us into the house. She
carried the melon. but she let me lean on
her shoulder. We staggered to the kitchen.
Bring me machete. long and thin and
sharp" I murmured. She brought 1t and
with fiendish Joy 1 plunged 1t deep into
the vitals of my foe.
The white-livered wretch! Not even at
his heart was there O. tinge Of pink! The
ingratitude Of 1t!
Then. for the first time in strong mans
life, tainted. HARRY B. LUMM1S.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

There is paragraph running around the
interior press that Joseph D. Lynch, the
father Of Greater Los Angeles, is editor de
facto Of the San Francisco Argonaut'
Inasmuch as no one In the Argonaut office
is acquainted with Mr.. Joseph D. Lynch.
and no one there ever heard before that
he was connected with this paper, we think
we are justified In saying that the state
ment is much ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
The Question of Holm

Overworked HOUSEWIFE wish to get
servant.
Employment Agent-Well, madam, We
have some elegant ones who wish trip to
Europe. some less desirable who would
summer at Saratoga, and few cheap ones
who do not object to Long Branch. Which
do you prefer?-N Y. Weekly.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
MQldv General Wheeler

General Wheeler was a lieutenant gen.
eral a third of a century ago, but then 1t
must be remembered that he was a lieu
tenant general before he was twenty-eight
years old. Many men are almost at their
prime at his age, and he seems to be one
of them. He will yet climb many trees,
whip many enemies of his country. serve
many years in the house or go higher, as
the occasion may demand.-Florida Times
Union.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
Perpetual Motion

The question of perpetual motion hae
been solved by an up-to-date philosopher:
Rags make paper.
Paper makes money.
Money makes banks.
Banks make loans.
Loans make poverty.
Poverty makes rags.
Rags make-well. you stop here and coms
mence over again and keep on going until
the cows come home.-N. Y. World.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
Lets the Nation Suffer Now

Uncle Reuben-Silas don't talk so much
about politics as he used to-. couple Of
years ago he was the best posted Teller on
national finances ever saw.
Uncle Joshua-He was; but since them
he's raised some rattlin' good crops
Judge.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

A little thing like war does not dis
turb the financial serenity of the United
States. 1t is announced that the inter-
est on the four per cent bonds, due Octo-
Der LIST, will be anticipated by payment
September 10th. This because of the
large amount of money in the treasury"
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
Won Easily

"Charley Wheeler ds a very fast rider"
"Well, I scorched half a mile with him
yesterday and kept ahead Of him all the
way"
"IndeedT'
Eyes. We were on tandem."-Truth.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

A San Francisco reporter claims to
have questioned one hundred members
of the Seventh regiment. land not one
said he wished to remain in the service"
Evidently no officers were included
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

China is responding to the efforts made
to pull her up to the level Of western
civilization. The agent Of Milwaukee
brewery. travelling in China, has just
telegraphed his firm an order for bottled
beer that will make sixty-seven car
loads.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

General Shafter lost no time after his
arrival at New York, in speaking his
mind" He said, as reported, that 1.-The
men who ordered a summer campaign
in fever-infected country are RESPONSE
Bile for the natural and unavoidable con-
sequences" Another ingredient is thus
tossed into the boiling pot.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
Pats Decision

Pat asked cabby what he would take him
to Kensington for.
Cabby said: Three shillings."
"And what to bring me back aga!n?"
Cabby answered: Eighteen pence"
'Then," said Pat, II will come bach
first"-Spare Moments.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

There Is NO squeamishness about thu
colored brother of San Bernardino. Hi.
vote is as good as anybody's, and he evi.
IDENTIFY thinks 1t ought to be worth some
thing. Acting on this basis, apparently
the colored voters Of San Bernardino
have organized an Independent cam
paign club, and resolved to support "the
members of the party that will recog-
nize the colored vote" Their desire tc
be recognized" of course. means thai
they want to be seen"
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

The projected railway connection be.
tween San Pedro and Redondo Is an es-
sential step in the development of GU,
coast resorts. 1t will not be many years
until all the eligible sites between Santa
Monica and San Pedro are occupied.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

The numerous robberes recently lead
the police to believe that there has been
fresh arrival Of expert pickpockets in
the city. If this view is correct, an I'M
usually early arrival of tourists may be
expected. The professional pickpocket
has the acumen of weather forecaster.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

"Dr." Burner ON. D., LII. d., the
guide, philosopher and friend of Cata-
lima island, was yesterday convicted of
the vulgar misdemeanor Of disturbing
the peace. He was fined a vulgar 500.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
A Cultivated Taste

Tourist had talk with the chief at the
Indian village. He seems to have soma
progressive ideas.
Westerner-You're right, stranger! He
won't touch ordinary flre-water IL he can
get mixed drinlxs.-Puck.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

Now 1t is stated that there is no diff
Guilty in the way Of putting a fresh
growth Of pine trees on the denuded
mountains. If this can be accomplished
as, claimed. by seed planting, the sug-
gestion should receive prompt attention
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03

If the person named Burner Is really
doctor Of medicine, by rightful ac-
quirement, then We have a striking ex-
ample of the worthlessness Of the system
that makes such physicians possible. In
no European country could a person of
such pronounced illiteracy possibly get
permission to practice medicine.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
Appearances Show

what makes you think she IL an i'm.
|prssvonistr'
rHsr complsxion!"-Harpsr's BasaA y
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-09-03
Sour Milk Made Sweet

Milk which Is turned or changed may be
stixxing In NttlN soda. ~ - ~