Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-22
THE EXCHANGE EDITOR.
Some Political Pointers for Campaign
Orators Cleaned from Other Papers
Republican Party Responsible.

The exchange editor has CLEANED the
following information from the Dyed-in-
the-wool, Middle-of-the-road, Ever-in-
the-push, and other valued contempor-
aries. The matter will be of vast i'm
portance to Republican stump speakers
in the fall campaign:
"Cy Horner has given his fence a new
coat of paint. Mr.. Horner would give
it two coats, but the uncertain policy OF
the government in the Spanish matter
induces him to think that the guns OF
the enemy may raze it to ground, early
next MONTH.
Granny Jones died yesterday. She
vas only 90 years old and would have
lived to 1870, but the hard times brought
on to the country by al eXtravagant Re-
publican administration, induced her
careful and conservative son-in-law to
cut down Granny's supply of cruel. P.
S.-Granny's son-in-law inherited $20,-
600 by her death"
George Smiths maltese cat had a lit
ter of four kittens again yesterday. She
always gave eight before 'the crime OF
'73.'"
Jim Hawkins made US, 900 from his
wheat crop. The friends of Jim will be
glad to know this because it will enable
him to pay off the mortgage on his farm
and square up the old bill at the store
that has been running for eight years.
Jim could do better under a Democratic
administration with half a show"
"Leap year won't come again until
1900. This is owing to the Internal
Vaccinations Of the Republican gangs,
who want to give their robbing presi-
dent and congressman an extra days
salary every year, until the Democrats
kick them out of Office"
4 ''Our respected and influential towns
man, Abraham Keller, who was refused
the postoffice Of this place by the damn
able Republican administration, for
purely political easons. says he has
never voted the Republican ticket and
never will again. This is the kind Of
spunk we like to see. The Buncomb
Bazoo will soon publish some letters, Mr..
Keller received from Mark Hanna,
promising him the position
''Hiram Sibley, who is a respected
dockwolloper down at Ford's ferry, has
been refused a pension by the ungrate-
full Republican administration. This IS
the way the d~espicable Republican party
looks after the heroes Of the late war,
and should be an object lesson to the
voters of Banner county. Mr.. Sibley
left a leg at Gettsburg, but will go back
and get it this fall and stump the county
against the Republican party. The Re-
publicans slanderously say Mr.. Sibley
lost his leg in a saw MILL"
"Silas jenkins, who lost his eyesight,
looking for work under Republican rule,
has SO far recovered that he will be able
to do jury duty as of old in a few days"
"The car ran over and killed a fine
Jersey bull belonging to Amos Green
last week. This never would have hap
pened to Mr.. Green if the Republican
party had not turned the nation over to
the bloated plutocrats and ruined a
fi%ourishihg community by their ley
tangled Improvements
''Ike Longhung got drunk yesterday
and beat his wife nearly to death. Mrs.
Longhung says she knows 1t was not
Ike's fault, and that If the Republican
party would only make times better Ike
wouldn't get drunk and Respondent.
The rascals should be turned out OF Of
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