New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-07-30

- ,o.,. =, our lines which pass there are NOT
allowed TO come to a standstill noar. out tnes -"
run. mighty slow they go along thero an" -"
the passengers all the show there Is 70 get
glimpse af the prisoners'
Enterprise-"why did that manager engage 1mone
two Jealous sopranos ana those TWO ''a'
Hes going in for realism. He says he's gong Y
-Cwashington Star.
familiar Visitors to offices where foreign mall
received and In most such offices the cerns az
ssa to the c sve rfi"
double enthusiasm that Of youth and that oi 'ne
ss World Inn san 'T the a With blood
s Ct "aSss mailed fSf ro% he sns
santiago They contain no stamp IN Cha nh which,
the words P9soice ssaiion n fhe, postasedue
stamp must he paid for by the receiver Oh .he 'e'-
ter.-(Worcester Gazette
There is a man in Boston so much opposeo 10
using any words derived from Greek or Latin tha'
he always speaks OF a chiropodist as haho-'o''
ist"
What n Difference Shell really think ~, ~ Mas
bad taste in YOU to drink much wine at the DIN
ner last evening. -, ,. u, 7 Adm,
eoh suppose yGp d Evoke Su his ls1 morning 1t
was something Observation-Disclosures Free Press'
Everything is booming" says THE Boothbay
MAJ Register" Not an idle man In town. except
those who are too tired to work. Thank hpa
nature we haven't bakers dozen OF that hiio'
A cargo Of coal arrived a few days ago al Lewis
dock and he had to take a team and drive part OF
Two days to find men enough to unfoad her' aPo
that is the way 1t runs. Why. we haven't seen
clam for q month because nobody can find time 10
dig them Oh what a land to live In, and oy inc
restless sounding sea forever.
Hoodooed-Perry Patettic-r seen the new moon
over my left shoulder, .., :, ,u be, the
Wayworn Watson-That Settles IL, ~; 81, ,,,c.io
cinnati Enquirer.
In n recent Issue THE London Graphic" had an
illustration representing President Mckinley IN
consuta ton with his Cabinet. Among those grouped
around the table according to a footnote are Ly-
man T. Gate" and Charles Einorz smith
what do you think of the proposition to compel I,
surface f fary Reope to s s down asked u
igatawney. -, ,,...u .,,,,, 90, =,
the cars with an extra jerk that will make every
standing passenger sit on the moor men n nney II
take up their fares" said Finks-tHafpers ba%ai'
THE Glens Falls Times" says that the pastor OF
certain church asked little girl. the daughter OF
a weli-known citizen, II 1t was not possible to get
her father Interested in the church and Its work.
and how he the pastor, could set about II. well,
said the bright little daughter. knowing her father
weakness ''you might begin by inviting him 10 a
poker game"
isn't ls-inch gun considered unlucky?' inquired
the superstitous man. 49,. ~
1T ali depends" replied his matter-of-fa ac-
ouaintance ION whether you're an American or
Spaniard "-(Washington star
This Is an Irish story which will bear reteiiing.
Such. apparently, Is the view Of 1.-The Cornhlii
Magazine" from which the following example Is
taken; "Chlef Baron OGrady was once trying q
case In an assize town where the courthouse
abutted on the green. A fair was In progress ana
tust outside the court q number Of asses were
tethered As counsel was addressing the Court one
OF these began TO bray. Instantly the chief baron
stopped the speaker. Walt moment MI
Bushe' he said. L can't hear two at once The
court roared and the advocate grew red. But
presently, when It came to summing up. the Judge
was In full swing when another ass struck In
whether by the counse's contrivance or not, who
shall say? Anyhow. up Jumped Mr.. Bushe with
his hand to his ear, and said: Would Your Lord
ship speak a little louder7 There's such an echo
in the court"
Another Instance.-"Know Bill Jones the well
digger? OF course do. There isn't squarer
man alive" 4.
"Ahi Another instance Of q square man In a
round hole."-(Cncinnad Enquirer.