Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1898-08-20
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The Democratic leaders report that
they have NJ last hit upon scheme
which will bring the Ryan men IN line.
but which will not cause the removal
of any of the present candidates from
the county ticket The scheme. ~ de.
tailed by one of the Democratic bosses,
Is TO Civ" Frank Klnnarc, a Ryan man,
the nomination for Congress in the
Fifth District. T.. Il. Noonan also
claims the nomination. but the Gahan
Mr.. Noonan to quit the fight. although
that candidate declares he will never
quit until the Board of Review rules
that his name cannot go on the ticket
rs the regular Democratic candidate.
Frank sullivan IL to he given the legis-
lativc nomination In the Second Scna-
torial District. AMI the Gahan men are
to have "Chlck" Curran Withdraw his
man Ryan. Then "rlm" Ryan Is to be
given u promise In black and white that
he will hc given the nomination for
City Treasurer next spring.
Hon. simeon Shatfcr polled 1000
votes two years ago rs IN independent
candidate for the Legislature. consc.
qucntly II he runs In the Thirteenth
Senatorial District this year many be-.
lievc III will bc elected.
Englchnrlt cannot win In the Sew.
cnth Senatorial District for the Senate,
hut the independent Republicans Of the
district will surely send Hon. l.. Is.
Moore to the Legislature.
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Hon. Andrew J. Ryan Is the right
man for City Attorney.
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Hon. John i. McGoorty has gone 10
Europe on business. hut his friends are
keeping him to the front for Speaker Of
the House Just the same.
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Hon. Robert Relfleld Is with Hon. J,
L. Mct;oorty for Speaker 10 II finish.
Hon. John Humphrey Is keeping this
flies of of one Englchnrlt In the Sew
enth Senatorial District. The Senator
says It doesn't keep him very busy
either.
The boys are giving long odds on thu
election of Hon. James II. Burke to thu
County Board.
II i claimed that Robert l.. Campbell
| will soon bc relieved of the necessity O
writing ~. T." after his name.
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Persons having had dealings will
one Robert l.. Campbell, Justice of TIL
Peace, 1859 West North avenue, VII
please address B -, Chicago Eagle.
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Judge Jonas Hutchinson will renal
on the Superior Court bench, where III
belongs.
The interesting discovery has beef
made by an up-to'date physician tina
the bicycle Is Il sovereign remedy TO
insanity. a specific whereby any mol
compos may be clothed in his RICH
mind and get into the push with safety
The dlscoverer evidently bases his the
DRY on the well.known axiom, "the hal
of the dog Is good for the bite" and h
hopes. eventually. to do away Will
scorching and relegate the centurlan 4
the great army of has.beens. Through
the agency of the bicycle. II Is conf
IDENTIFY expected, lunatic asylums vii
fall into innocuOus desuetude and bed
lam soon become forgotten name
How snugly the idea seems to fit II
with Hahnemann's great discover,
that "lke things are cured by lik
things" Wheels for wheels, rotation
for cranks. or cranks for cephallc revO
luton. When a mans thought factor.
slips a cog and begins to buzz with ah
normal rapidity the doctor mounts hin
on bike and he stralghtway pedal
into mental tranquility, taking no hee'
for the morrow as he humps himsel
as never did dromedary Of Araby, tn
blest. the wheels beneath. meanwhile
neutral!zing the rotary motion In hi!
upper story until the cranial machiner.