The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1898-11-06
TOWN THOUGHTS.

"Noisef" exclaimed the man OF q nervous
temperament. as he listened to a teamster
firing q load Of coal down a Broadway cellar.
'Noise2 Why. I'll be Ruggenheimered to gug-
Eenheimerflre and guggenheimernation il this
amt the guggenheimerest noisiest town I
ever lived in. and I've been living here for
forty.pine years and am no more used to it
to that coal chute. will your What in gug-
genheimer do they want to make it of iron for2
s Say ! VIZ m nat m %S59 Il noise nf %ot thSn s any other +
PSsSyss isst = snsssnhsi@sr. sight Ge9S!s 7
way It Is with its reaaEeRheimerissh h'r raek s1s
Listen List sho wtldi SSGfTS By Gnggsnheiper Z Ga:
man. woman or child on the block would Know
=s ssm%nnifv; 81 a note amt it. in a Christian
Darn these laundry. peoplel" growled a
bachelor In q Harlem fat. as he yanked at a
pair Of socks he was about to put on. I'D
like to know what they put these tin tags on a
fellows socks for: Why don't, they invent
On a clean pair Of socks that 1 don't get my
a inf RE- S all stuck ok full SIt. Of h .pe STRENGTHENING
"p9S't take f %sm tddf.'ns sa fds h Sfes eliminate 9oi
'thet's what they are put on for, They are
out ot:ths way and stay. where they're put"
Then the ether man devoted the remainder
many y holes he had stuck SI in Sfhlf his tinEsrs 81 try h0E
to lake of how many OF those tags.
The man and his wife were coming down
Broadway on the west side studying the win
dows. evidently in quest of something. Finally
She ,hFs's npsr 3 slSys store t6s E xfbSo ahead Gn, he sfSi aid
II GSaSt k SsS WI TSst 7 bi "a G saTFsy ySIo ses ' sFs,
/ haven't time now to look any further and
she'll have 20 take what she gets."
Saying which she disappeared into the shop.
It was 4 O'Clock when the man got of the
Madison avenue car at 125th street. and there
was an afr Of triumph on his face as he Joined
an acquaintance.
"The grndingS@monopoly." he said. with a
backward nod OF his head toward the car
track. backed blythe tyrannical law, tried to
mako me walk. but by gum and by:gosh! I not
only rode on the blamed old car. but I didn't
Pay a cent Of fare How did do It and what
Wrap. Lord opSI Knows F'' What tim Time tS Ssi m a s ! Rf Il
yas when I g2t on the car at the end OF the
I Pr,ff for f Psfs faS re- s SSi t SRa S Sht q d / cane t9
bill. According to the law. the. conductor
didn't have to make change, to. that amount.
e >.n aa3f y : nlsssf , 81 i I had @S r s7!S1ss
aSSnF% Ep e'sejS Just f how fac iss / f hRa r9i dt @f before S6i
other Gar came along and I ffbsoSSrredesdi that aSS" o %a,
$s9Srn s[o 4: Me- S III 20. } ! sspG GsPsdfRSial my S? aRs
I. s. e say nd ! s ss. IA a.. ssr sa.l Esi RRa asrt sIa 9 fSs' com. saa
anctor told mo I would have to make some
Ste'r AZ s'Yd ssy' q Ehs 81 Io Sf' G slS f egsTy t MSs, ! Ii SSs
car dow Y but here I am now and have
N %as a s ths Ss sent' TRIP i %iseo9 Yes the 4 es, deE %o
but patriots, should never. begrudRe the time
devoted to the downing of the. octopus. Come
barkeep's head"
There Is one place In town where they drive
four horses abreast and that 10 on the hill that
Sheridan avenue. The four.horss team IN Is on
the Tenth avenue horse CARA and It consists o
Tow 2 9Orss oar % s "a ssr sise e q i hsip % aS tSs XIII XIII /.
Really the most delicious thing I've seen
in New York" remarked:a Waiting lady from
the West was a fine-lookinR policeman at
Fifty-third street and Eighth avenue the other
day. meeting q pretty young lady. I've seen
polite policemen and I have seen them bow
street. but mot as Its This oss dI d. The sa SSu 0s ;;w sas
poiiS ; DsssiL fna re bsii sS h l~oGkins;Snd ths
Ing hls. helmet ne extended his hand with the
high reach and met hers extended
pepsely and the girl not less so. Having
hands they stopped 10 chat a moment,
and presently the girl passed on. and the ia,
II was the hrst time. too. that I ever saw a
woman shake hands with a policeman on duty
h ND tslk to him Did you ever see anything
The Other, woman. being a New York wo-
man; nodded af1rmatively and did not seem to