Fort Wrangel news., 1898-06-15
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New York Journal.
 "Is your wife literary?n "Yes; every time l step out of the house at night, she says. Quo VadisY "-ChicagG Record.
 A Change of Mind.-"Well. I am re, leved that he proposed to you" Re. lieved" ''He tod me he was going to kill himself"
 q am very much surprised to hear that they are married; l thought he was merely flirting with her" "IIe thought so, too."-Colliers Weekly.
 Mrs. Hunter-Tve been downtown all the afternoon and feel awfully tired. Mir. Hunter-Undoubted my dear; you do look rather shop-worn.-Chica. go News.
 A Musical Lady.-"Do they play the piano much at your houseT No, but l have 1t tuned several times year my wife likes to hear 1t so much.-Elie- gende Blatter.
 Hewitt-So you are back from En- rope. Do you enjoy these trips across the ocean? Jewett-No something all ways comes up to mar my pleasure.-- New York Journal.
 "Falsc-hearted beauty" he sobbingly shrieked. "I shall never love again! "No?" asked the heartless one. No. ] shall start in now and try to save mon ey."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
 His NeakneSs.-She-II does not seem to be a brilliant conversational ist He-No; unfortunately he cant talk on any subject unless he knows something about t.-Puck.
 Miss Autumn-There seem to be more ehaperons than young ladies here tonight. Miss Barry-It does seem so. indeed. By the way, whom are yoI chaperoning?-Harlom Life.
 AIlstfess-Why were you dismissed from your last place? Up-to-datc Ser. vant Girl-Nell. like your inquisltiye- ness. Did I ask you why your last girl left you?-Fliegende Blatter.
 Those Girls.-"Young Mr. Tizzens called on me last week. said Maud Did heY" replied Mamie. He told me he was going to reserve all dsagreea ble duties for Lent."-Washingto Star
 Mrs Al think your husband is very quiet dresser. Mrs. B.-H'm. You might change your opinion if you heard him looking for his clothes some morn ings.-Browning King X Co.'S Month. ly.
 Mrs. Hoon-It seems to me that A1lS. SWellington's new sealskin has a brighter look than such garments us ually do. Hoon-Probably 1t was made from an educated seal.-New York Journal.
 Tommys Inference.-Teacher- do We learn from the story of Sam son? Tommy (with unpleasant results still manifeSty-That it doesn't pay ter have women folks cut feller's hair Brooklyn Life
 His Wife thearing him indlstinctly)-- Henry, please bold yourmouth little further away from the phone. He with considerable indignation)-DO you think Eve been drinking, Ameliai Chicago Tribune.
 Hc-Surely you must know that I love you. 1 cannot live without you. She-Sh-h. Papa might hear you say that. If he did he would be sure to object without giving you q chance to Xplain.-Chicago Daily News.
 He-I love you. Miss Peach. ardently, passionately, madly. She-Nonsense, Mir. De Sever; you are hardly acquaint- ed with me. He-I know, but then why, perhaps that's the reason, don't you know.-Boston Transcript.
 He knew what they always say. so he thought he would forestall her. "I suppose you've never been kissed by q man before," he said. Do l look as homely as all that?" she demanded, haughtily. y.-Chicago Evening Post.
 Mrs. Grcymair-When I die I want you to engrave on my tomb "There is Quiet In Heaven" Mir. Greymair-I think, my dear. it would be more to the point to make 1t "There Was Quiet In eaven."-Cincnnat Enquirer.
 I'd be better eff if were dead" complained Cynicus; but. then. sup pose, nobody would take the trouble to bury me decently." "Oh. Mir. Cyni- GUS" said Miss Daisy Candor, with the ready sympathy of sweet Is, why, I'm sure all your friends would bury you dly."-Vogue.