Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1898-07-05
A COLLEGE CALL.

"The stories printed about Smith col
lege lately appeal to me very strangely. :"
said Harvard man. MAN is Of so
small q part in il all. a senior year ex.
perience Of mine will illustrate.
when met the girl. didn't know
she was u college girl. The front Of her
waist was decorated with crazy shaped
jewelry Of various sorts, but was not
sufficiently enlightened at the time tn
know that they denoted the feminine
life academic. She was mighty nice
girl. She wasn't afraid to wet her bath.
ing suit She did I mind chasing around
in the mud after her own fiddler crabs,
and, more wonderful still, she wouldn (
even shudder when they crunched as sho
ran the hook through them. She was no
stern, analytical, cold blooded thing
either. You ought to have heard her
yell when the fish bit; also, she knew
enough when her hand was squeezed to
squeeze back had very interesting
summer of it. In the course OF the sea
son learned, Of course. that she WAS q
Smith girl, just rs learned where she
lived and who her folks were and what
her first name was and that she WASH {
engaged to anybody (and never meant
to be- and all that sort Of thing. The
Smith part didn't bother me at all. /
began To feel that she was type. The
higher education was the thing woman
had needed all these years to make her
little more rather than u little less
than the angels
"At the end Of the season my goose
was cooked all right. but lacked sand.
/ wanted time to think it over also
had sneaking idea that perhaps after
we had been separated for awhile the
girl wouldn't be so all fired indifferent
to personal considerations and my pass
ing tentative expressions Of interest IN
our future existence. asked her II /
could come up to Northampton To SEQ
her aud il l couldn't take her to the
Yale. Harvard football game ut Spring
field. She fairly grabbed at the chance
to go 10 the game. She had never been
to q Springfield game, she said. except
with an Amherst man, aud that, OF
course, didn't count Ii would be too
awfully jolly for any use to go with
Harvard man.
81 suggested that would like to go
over to Northampton week or two be-
fore the game OF course she said |
must Just ut the time Of the K me
there were so many men in the chapel
every morning that there was no partic.
ular glory in having one there. But
about two or three weeks before the
game IL would b. glorious to have u
real Harvard man in chapel all by his
lonesome.
Somehow this sort Of response was
not altogether satisfying, but ! was too
enthusiastic to inquire too curiously. In
the fullness Of elapsed time l don I
mind telling you that had some pretty
definite plans about that visit 10 -. h
ampton. In meditatiye moments had
pleasing ideas about certain condolences
l would make to the boys before ] ap
peared with the girl ut the game.
II went to Northampton arrived
ON Thursday evening. went to the
cottage where she lived. l waited half
All hour before she came down. Then
she appeared with her hat on.
"'I'm So glad you We come, she said,
and I'm SO sorry that / have voice
club meeting TO attend TO! The presi.
dent is sick, and I'm the vice president.
30 really have to go. I'm really awful
ly late now. You may walk over with
me if you like.
1T was aLont three minutes walk.
She told me in that time how to come
to chapel the next morning.
~ went back to the Norwood and re-
tired to the little box in the basement
that they could call . cafe and con.
templated things After awhile the
things contemplated became less
gloomy. met two Amherst men down
there and told them my experience and
disappointment They looked at each
other and laughed good deal and said
that il was rather strange, considering
that was not an Amherst man. They
were rather bitter about it and not alto
gether polite, and went to bed.
II went to chapel in the morning.
The girl was waiting for me in the
vestibule was looked over imperson-
ally by 600 or more young women as
they came III, also when they went out.
Then was told to hurry away like
good boy and come back after dinner,
say, about o'clock. gently intimated
that IL hours in Northampton was a
lonely prospect. She was awfully sorry,
of course, but there was an especially
important basket ball practice that aft
ernoon. II she staid away, she wouldn't
be allowed TO play in the match game
the next day. Might come to watch
the practice? Good gracious, no! Men
were never allowed except ut match
In the House Of Commons.
Members ere not allowed to refer to
each other by name in debate. The only
member who is properly addressed by
name is the chairman who presides over
the deliberations of the house in COM
mittee On member rising to speak in
committee he begins with "Mr. Low
ther," and not with "Mr. Chairman"
as at public meetings. When the speak
or is in the chair. the formula is mr..
Speaker, sir !"