New-York tribune., 1898-09-23
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

many restaurant-keeper serve II with meais III
ucu n, tea or coffee ~ their patrons prefer X Inc
claus. IN tho war tax requiring n stamp 10 oe
affixed TO each bottle Of wine disturbed them ser'-
ouslv FOR n while until the plan was hit upon OF
serving ~ in pitchers instead. As the Internal
Revenue Department has ruled that pitcher is
not bottle these caterers ge; or free OF the TAX
Continuous. Now that you have lost your JOB
as surgeon OF the regiment. what DO you expect 70
"oh. I'm all right. I've opened up a little once nee
Just around tho corner from a foo'oa"-p's'"s eo'
legc."-(Clcveland Plain Dealer
A College OF Commerce and Politics has been
added to tho University OF Chicago. which is likely
% reorysngs tho laws Of both a new basis hav-
Ing particular reference to the interests OF COOK
County
Helen and her father and mother were dining IN
n hotel and Helen. who was six years old, hai
never before dned In public place The waiter
said that he mus, be tipped a, the end end of the meal meal
Tho word tipped was one een hmd noytr ehrq hel
fathers promises. When they got up TO leave & the
d5"f 10 damp To2i" the Sa waeTi- iri Enqairer
The Supreme Court OF South DAKOTA has decided
tha, the law passed by the last Legislature re-
ouiring all canvassers for business houses out OF
the State 20 take out license is unconstitutional
because OF It's Interference with interstate COM
mcrce.
Now was come the age Of moral suas!on. when
parental Kindness rattling around trying TO hll
the place OF III" rod and trunk strap -. ,O,.
with faxen curis. and III take the medcine.'
mo Clirord." exclaimed the sweet woman: tears
I've cents cents is ali we can arord"
thing Is poverty.-Detroit Journal
An Alpine nte-saving society has been formed in
the Tyrol at Innsbruck. its object being to have
stations at various resorts for rendering prompt
sistance with competent guides. IN case OF acct
dent.
THE GUARDS OF RIGHT.
The skies nre dark. the mist is dense,
pressure that is chill. intense.
Has hidden all our day.
Beneath this binding blight
OF doubt. uncertainty not fear
Stand fast. Guards OF Right
pimly tho sun has kissed the East.
Dimy has kissed tho West,
Where War shall mate with Rest.
cry comes forth from yon gloom
That should De dovekc. white .,
"sheathe swords, suppress the cannon boom"
Stnnd fast. Guards Of Right
The promises OF broken faith
on Sands OF Time are strown;
Wha, sowcd themY blood, our own.
Across the seas. on every strand
The bones OF men bleach white,
The Signposts OF our Motherland!
Stand fast. O Guards of Right!
Stand FAST nor head the whining cry
OF ours. who fear the foe,
or women who would fain deny
That God had made them SO.
Stand FAST for all that Britaln's worth!
Stand fast, amid this night,
You hSld , the PGeGS acct. a. all III Sns Earth'
A mischevous practical Joker "aueered" n Popu-
list meeting IN Pennsylvania the other day. While
the speakers were roasting the Republican party
he hshed out OF a barn old campaign banner.
marched with Il to the Populists' meeting and.
when there came n momentary cessation In tho
flow OF words. held up the banner that all
might read the following inscription upon II:
vote for Mckinley
2S cents bushel for wheat
and
10 cents n bushel for corn.
Then he explained that this was one OF the ban
ners that had been carried in the campaign pa
radcs Of 1896
The returned soldier gazed eagerly into her eyes.
beautifully blue.
II could die for you he sald with considerable
"rcrhaps," she rejoined, cliy "but you didn't
True he had been In camp but for some in
scrunblc reason he had never tasted pie-(Balt-
more American.
"I hear you have a little sister at your house ,"
said n Chicago grocer to small boy the other day.
Yes SIR" said Johnny.
"Do you like that?' was queried
'I wish 1t was a boy" said Johnny. $50 could
play 'mhs' with him. an baseball an tag. an all
those things when he got bigger"
We'll" said tho storekeeper, why don't you ex-
change your little sister for boy?'
Johnny reflected for minute. Then he said.
rather sorrowfuly
I'VE can't now. It's too late. We've used her
four days"
Already Fortified d--Dcntist-Wi you take gas?
Colonel Oldry-How will II go with whiskcy?-
Uuck.