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The herald., 1898-12-03
Mr., DOOLEY ON "JOOKS"
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 3

Il see by tn pa-apers, Jawn, said Mr'
Dooley. THAT there's another broth Oh d
by born to the jock OF Marlburrow. m
glad v it, Tn jocks good, honest ia-au'
/ say, he's fine la-ad. I'll admit whin ne
landed at Castle Garden he was poor
'Ye can't talk OF jock bein' poor, but
It's fact that they'se many wan " thlm
that's carryin' tn banner at this minylt.
Hinnissy, if he had his rights, is jock "
Munster; an We know what he's got. IN
look iv Marlburrow, whin he come out "
til academy where they had him, Ire hadn't
a cnt to his name. Ne'er wan.
"They amt nanny jobs f'r young jock.
Th' thrade is limited, an this here la'ad
wint around night an day lookin' fr sign,
Wanted young jock, r-ready an willin'
to do light family jookin',' an no sign did he
see. He was in bad way, f'r tn la-ad' 5
father was dead, tn OF jock. He was fine
bucko. He had divorce firm his wife, an
marrid another; an whin he died, she mar
rid somewan else, an took the roly-boly
with her This was har-rd on tn lad
"But he come iv noble race, an wan
that had reed burruds whin their betthers
had snowballs. Did ye iver read histhry,
,Jawn? Ye ought to. 'Tis betther thin tn
Polls Gazette, an near as thrue. Well,
Jawn, this here young man come firm a
gr-reat gin'ral, a fine lookin' la-ad, that had
nanny mash in his day, an niver lost mon
ey be wan iv thin. Yell find all about him
in Cassey's 'Histhry iv English Misrule in
Ireland; the Story iv Crime 'Tis good
readin'
l. ~ fat thA,, ~ v,ohx
So did his uncle. So We see he was a natu-
raj BORN f-nanceer. An he begun to LUX
around f'r what tn pa-apers calls 'fnan-
cee'
"He didn't have far to go. I dinnaw how
he done it; whether tn Ganderbilks asked
him r he asked tn Ganderbilks. Anyhow,
twas arranged. Twas horse an horse be-
chune thin. TIL Ganderbilks had money an
he was jock. They waswan divorce on each
side. So they imported him over, what
they calls assisted immigration. He didn't
come undher tn head iv skilled workman.
They must've classed him as a domestic
servant. Tn first thing he done was to get
himsilf arristed. A man be tn name iv
Sweeney-there are some good Sweeneys,
though it's name don't like on account iv
thin stealin me feathers grin 'stone-a
man be the name iv Sweeney, polisman,
r-run him in FIR disorderly conduct. They
got him out with pull. Thin he sint f'r
lawyers an f'r his fnancee's father, an they
settled down to talk business Well says
Ganderbilk, how much dye want" he says.
T'll give We millyon' 'Goowan,' says tn
look, 7 cud get that much marryin' somewan
knew Thin how much dye want? says
Ganderbilk. WELL says tn jock, 'th'
castle has to be put in repair. TIL plumbin'
is all gone to th' divvle, an they'll have to
be a new catch basin put in he says. Thin
they'se calciminin' an paper hangin'-well,
call it tin millyons.' But what do git out
The herald., 1898-12-03

The scheme to hold enough members of the Seventh regiment
make the nucleus for service at Manila
have sgnaly failed popular with the officers but not
with the There wide difference between Sl3 month
and $3.50 month in payment for soldier service The final
muster out today will all members of the regiment to their
homes for good 1t looks like strange freak of military prac
tce keep regiment week together when the
to return normal occupations at home But the
of the department mysterious and past finding out
At the end of the vcissudes that have marked their military
career the Seventh regiment will have the satisfaction of know
that heartily supported at all times and under all
circumstances, by the people of Southern California.
The herald., 1898-12-03
An EXPLANATION

The ambassadors of the powers looked
very serious as they dropped up to the Yll-
diz kiosk to make their regular morning
representations.
I'VE observe" they solemnly announced,
that another province has been laid waste
and its inhabitants massacred!
Il cannot understand it" replied the sui
tan, "unless it be because last night was
Halloween. l am told that Christian Gus
toms are finding much favor among my
people"
Presently the plenipotentiaries retired,
leaving ultimatums in the card holder
Detroit Journal
The herald., 1898-12-03
Had His Reasons

Mamma, when you're away from home
an want to go back awfully, that's bein'
homesick, amt it,"
Eyes, dear"
"What is it when feller's tired of stayn'
at home an wants to go fshin' !"-Chicago
Tribune.
The herald., 1898-12-03
Compelled to Wait

,Tr. Fuddngton-I wonder why it is that
girls don't get married as young nowadays
as they used to?
Miss Cutting-It's because they have to
wait for the men to grow up. Why, one
rarely sees fellow now who is capable of.
earning his own living before he is So or 4O-
Chicago Record.
The herald., 1898-12-03
SPIRIT OF THE PRESS
Income Tax in Europe

The new French cabinet, through Finance
Minister Peytral, will soon propose to the
chambers the levying of progressive income
tax, which is expected to add $35,000,0 900 a
year to the revenue. Great Britain has for
years raised good proportion of her reve
nues by means of an income tax, and so
have Germany, Holland and most other Eu-
ropean countries. Only in the United States
is this method of taxation, whose weight
bears chiefly ON the wealth of the country,
neglected, with the result that the burdens
of the poor and those in moderate circum-
stances are thereby made heavier.-Grand
Rapds Democrat
The herald., 1898-12-03

The communication in yesterday Herald under the heading
THAT Fee Explained and signed counsel for the city, nd
Gates that Mr. Eaton time to the water investigation
than he credited with Instead of ninety minutes pre-
vous reported the attorneys that the work completed
in few hours. This neNpict but idea of the time
voved be had from the that the investigation
began late night concluded before daylight
morning Itmay be- therefore, that Mr. Eaons abors
tended period three four five hours possibly little
If the time the charged per
only 800 about per minute Whether
the rate thus used high for the
temptation of voters
The herald., 1898-12-03
A Few Don'ts

Don't pick quarrels before they are ripe.
Don't owe any person grudge; pay as
you go.
Don't prolong a quarrel; make fight Of
it and then quit.
Don't think that bright men spend all
their time rejecting.
Don't forget that mans chief end Is the
one with the head on.-Chicago News.
The herald., 1898-12-03
England Suffers From Overeating

1t was the first Napoleon, who, speaking
from an extended observation and some per-
sonal experience, said: Empires generally
die from indigestion through swallowing too
much territory" History has repeatedly
confirmed the truth of that sagacious after
ance. Great Britain is beginning to exhibit
signs OF alimentary distress through over
indulgence of the land appetite. Hardly a
week now passes that the bloated physical
proportions OF the empire do not encounter
hostile stroke in some part of the world
Springfield (Mass.) Republican.
The herald., 1898-12-03
The Logic of Protection

The theoretical effect of protective tar
iff, therefore, is to increase the quantity of
such commodities as are produced at home
and to reduce the quantity imported. As the
imports diminish the revenue of the govern
ment must decrease and when the time ar
rives when home industries can produce all
that is needed of any article, imports must
cease entirely, and consequently an import
duty on such an article can yield no revenue
to the government and can have no other
effect than to enable manufacturers to make
an artificial profit on it.-Kansas City Star.
The herald., 1898-12-03
Strange Revenue Ruling

The commissioner of internal revenue holds
that the manufacturer is the proper person
to fix the retail price or value of his goods.
This would seem to be somewhat strange
thing to hold. When the retailer buys goods
they become his goods, and the lay person
would naturally suppose that he is the one
to fix the price at which he is to dispose of
them, influenced only by competition or by
the circumstances or conditions of trade
Binghamton On. " Leader.
The herald., 1898-12-03
A Novelist's Tools

Judge-You are accused of stealing six
resms of paper, three gallons of ink and five
gross Of pens. What have you to say?
Prisoner-Your honor, l am a novelist,
and l was merely collecting material for
new story-EX
The herald., 1898-12-03

Because j. Dahl the union candidate for city auditor hap
pens be good engineer it does follow that he is
skull i'll other matters of Republican contemporaries
Mr. Dahl graduate of the Davenport Business col
lege and had practical experience large
clothing establishment of San Francisco. Besides his other
achievements he has read law and he holds certificate from
the supreme this authorizing him practice Mr.
Dahl essentaya student and he has the stamina and clerical
ability to make rst-clas auditor If elected he will
the purely kind that the has sometimes
inluped in.
The herald., 1898-12-03
Antiquated Navigation Laws

The ship builders trust is the last and suf-
ficient justification for the repeal of our
odious navigation laws. We have the great
oceans on either side of the continent bec>on-
ing us to come forth; we have an opulence
of merchandise to carry; we have every in
element to trade; we only lack ships How
much longer are the maritime aspirations OF
the nation to be stihed. Give us free ships.-
philnIelnhia Record
The herald., 1898-12-03
Algsrism a Costly Luxury

Already they are estimating that $4,000
pension claims growing out of the Spanish
war will be filed in this country, 10000 of
which will be due to disabilities and deaths
contracted in the camps. 1t will be long
time before we shall get through paying for
the luxury Of Algerism.-Louisville Courier
Journal
The herald., 1898-12-03
The Senate Becoming an Oligarchy

The senate does not represent the people
or the common interest. 1t is composed of
representatives of special interests, and what
legislation is had is compromise. In other
words, the senate is becoming oligarchical
instead of democratic And it will grow
worse instead OF better, until some way is
found to bring senators to closer account
ing to the people. So long as they are
owned to Use the expressive language OF
one of them, popular legislation cannot be
expected st Louis Post Dispatch.
The herald., 1898-12-03

Joy Wnans is the nominee OF the united parties for the office
of city treasurer He nominated solely because his
and qualifications to perform the duties of
that office. At the time of his nomination
SOLDIER Joy Winans a lieutenant in the Seventh
BOY regiment upon which the wrath of Secre.
tary Ager has been spent, and which,
through Secretary Alger petty politics. has been ordered
tered of being ordered Manila active
No claim has been made will be made, that Mr. Winans
is entitled to the office city because of his patriot
ism in volunteering defend his country time In
offering his services to his country Mr. Wnans like thousands
of other salwar young simply dshargng his duties
humble citizen and though he they deprived
the privilege of active service at the front they have proven
the world the kind of material of which they made
entitled equally with the soldier boys who have split their blood
the field of battle to the gratitude of their fellow citizens
Mr. Wnans not politician: he has held office
he not seeker of offices Mr. Wnans given his nomna
ton without solicitation his part he has accepted that
nation and before the people of this city candidate
city treasurer.
Mr. Hartwell his Republican opponent has served the city
in official capacities for years. In the language the
tca CODE he has had his share of the pie has
himself much-needed rest
Mr.. Wnans would make faithful and efficient official
watch dog of the city treasury.
Vote for Joy Wnans for city treasurer.
The herald., 1898-12-03

pament should its time and give its attention to the
and preservation of the streets.
The this should be matter of strict business
dollars cents the object to be
pished In this respect the administration of Mr. Drain has
been failure Reform method economy needed and
these cannot be hoped for by the reelection of Mr. Drn but
secured by the election of Charles G. holster.
The herald., 1898-12-03
Probably Worth It

81 know Miss Longsince isn't really hand
some any more, but she has dear little
mouth"
"She has, indeed. happen to know that
her last dental bill was $S7 0.'-Chicago
Tribune.
The herald., 1898-12-03
Knew What He Required

Diggs-Good gracious, Biggs. why don't
you turn off the steam? Your office is as hot
as an oven.
Biggs-Well isn't that as it should be?
This, you know, is where I make my fam
ly's daily bread.-Chicago Record.
The herald., 1898-12-03

Senator Mitchell Wisconsin freely expressed his ea-
tive San Pedro harbor while his here He admitted
the characteristic enacity purpose that marks Mr. Huntingdon
but believes that shall have trouble Relative
to the fight the location when pending congress-
Mitchell said that Mr.. Huntington had a corps of fifteen
twenty lobbyists work. and it had been the solid
stand of the California delegation the play
cred, the scheme might have succeeded And the
that IIenchman Burns is
White!
The herald., 1898-12-03

Despite the fact that the proposed charter published in
full twenty days and that dgests and ynopses
have appeared times there still people
who under grave Interpretations concerning it, a gentle
the other day announced his intention against the
charter because requires the election of concmen at large
instead of by wards He entirely at fault of course but
the incident shows how may msed by ignorance Ii
the of Los Angeles would the charter full reading
and thorough study would be doubt OF adop
tion
The herald., 1898-12-03
A New One

Museum Manager-What' the joke that
going the rounds?
Lecturer-The armless man took his best
girl out sleigh riding last night.-Ex.
The herald., 1898-12-03

Credit to whom edit due evening contemporary
graduates the police department the capture of Peter Me
Glade the San Francisco defauer. 1t a newspaper
who discovered Mc(ade in this and indeed introduced hin,
police officer The police department confessed that they
had knowledge that McCade wanted that he
the city, until informed by the newspapers of Thursday
Furthermore the newspapers informed the police that Nc
Glade contemplating trip FL Paso After ALL the
papers occasionally of o the police
The herald., 1898-12-03
Injured to Hardship

"What is hero?"
"a man who takes cold bath eyes1
morning. News. (
The herald., 1898-12-03

1t should not bqe forgotten by workngmen that the
makes the eghhour labor system operative in all public
Every contract for such work must contain provision
that effect and any official who negecs insert this
in a contract will be subject to removal from office
The herald., 1898-12-03

Attentive readers of Mr. Eaton campaign speeches must have
received the impression that the candidate has clearly
srated his fitness side of the mayors ocehe outside
The herald., 1898-12-03

If lawyer can build up reputation upon the puifs of his
friends the bar is of high standing
inc genius. But how absurd it to expect intelligent
select for city attorney who finds necessary
secure letters of introduction the public who
he is andy where he is at
The herald., 1898-12-03

When reflect upon the number of elections of
kinds that Angeles has the year
that sometimes afflicted with apathy
adoption the would elections
half by extending the terms of officers years.
plan would enable public officials get acquainted with
offices before the time for them step
The herald., 1898-12-03

Candidate Eaton succeeds in reaching the mayors chair Los
Angeles may expect that full line OF school houses will be
kept stock Mr. Eaton says with characteristic admiration
of the personal pronoun 1T is my intention if elected,
only supply the need but the surplus
of which may grow into" AS the mayor has
power do anything of the kind put this remarkable
promise in the class where properly belongs that of dema
rooism
The herald., 1898-12-03

sharp reminder that France shut
dried because their
published orbdding their further Importation
quite likely that other European governments will follow the
lead in this and that promising export
be And this because congress daied with bills
troduced by Senator White and Congressman Barlow, which
would guarded against the expectation of impure fruits
The herald., 1898-12-03

Mr. George D. Pesse union councimanc nominee in the
Sixth ward making clean and dgnfed and almost
sure being elected next Monday Mr. Pessel is we'll
his ward earnest and conscientious
zen His record member of the council years ago
an open book blot bemsh any kind. should
and doubtless will return him to that body at the approaching
ction
The herald., 1898-12-03

There is surely such thing as telepathy
The day before yesterday was impelled to
The herald., 1898-12-03
One Turn
at st

Both of these penitentiaries are almost sure
to have new heads, and that Aguirre will get
one OF the two appointments is foregone
conclusion If you ask Mr.. Gage, he will
say he has not decided on any appointments;
and if you ask Mr.. Foley, he will look You
straight in the eyes and say he knows moth
ing at all about Governor Cages Intentions
and this without quiver or blink, as a per-
feet private secretary ought to do, but I'll
bet an apple to doughnut that / have called
the turn. 1HE GOSSlItR.
The herald., 1898-12-03

the lugubrious voice of the parson intones:
''Dust to dust. ashes to ashes. and the clods
fall from the sexton's hands on the resound-
ing coffin. ones susceptible sensibllities are
ant to be strained to the bursting point. AT
the moment mentioned the minister con-
signed the body to the grave with the words:
.Our falling tears and these flowers, and
the undertaken let drift from his fingers
roses and violets down into the darkness of
the grave. 1t is a pretty custom, which
soothes rather than shocks.
The herald., 1898-12-03
An Editor
Improving

matter insures that there will be nothing
commonplace about the affair, and that there
will be no slow pace set for the members
to follow 1t is understood that the old feud
between the acats and the lambs will break
ont anew on ibis occasion, and that none will
escape Il bl::t frc;n the former.
The herald., 1898-12-03

What has become of that Grant boom? The
news comes from San Francisco that even
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-09-25
SOME OF THE DISPLAYS.
Leading Local Manufacturers Who
VIII Make Exhibits.

Leading Local Manufacturers Who
VIII Make Exhibits.
The lower hall of the market has
been thoroughly cleaned and the walls
tinted The woodwork has been nicely
painted and the place is now one mag
niicent floor. Spaces have been taken
by Lindeke, Warner & Schurmeier,
The Northwestern Grass Twine COM
pany, ST. Paul Rug company, Finch,
Van Slyke, Young & Co., Griggs & Co.,
The Italian MaccarOni and Vermicelli
company H. L. Collins & Co., McFad-
den, Mullen & Co., John Rohn Organ
company and many others.
The Northwestern Grass Irvine COM
pany will make a large display of their
manufactured goods and also will have
machinery in motion manufacturing
Paul, and will employ 100 men in this
city besides giving work to a greater
number on the farms and fields.
Other articles, whose making will be
illustrated by machinery in motion, will
be rugs, boxes, brushes, brOoms, boots
and shoes, carriages, fur garments, etc.
The exhibit will be of more impor-
tance through it's instruction than any
other ever held in this part of the
country, and it Is possible there will
not be room enough for all who desire
to come in.
c. J. Whellams is q very busy man,
working till midnight each day but
hopes to see the whole venture a grand
success.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-09-25

AT Peoples Church-The Peoples church
choir will render the following music today:
Morning, anthem, Far From My Heavenly
Home" Vincent solo, "Jesu, Miserere,"
Nevtn, Miss Belle Barker; anthem, when
God Of Old" Hall. Evening, anthem, 20
Lord How Manifold" Barnby; anthem, 20
Happy Saints Goetza.
Modern Woodmen, St. Anthony camp met
last Tuesday night. Routine business was
transacted only. Arlington camp worked the
second degree last night. Liberty camp held
regular meeting last Wednesday, the at
tendance was small on account of the po-
littcal situation. Minnehaha camp degree
star resumed their regular drills last Thurs
will be given, concluding with dancing
Drill Team Practicing-Fifty ladies from
the different hives OF the Ladies. of the Mac
cabees attended the regular meeting of Pride
OF st. Paul Hive No. Z, last evening to prac-
tice for the drill to be given at the reception
70 Bina NJ. West, supreme recordkeeper, in
Minneapolis, Oct. 8.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-09-25
AT THE HOTELS.

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chicago; W. P. Campbell and wife. Helena;
an. Wis; Geo. w. Gates and wife, MiIwau-
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1iHs and SSinO wife, Anoka; L A. Sheldon and
Potter. Chicago; Jno McGarey, Morris; c.
P. Huse, A. L. Fulton, San Francisco; Mrs.
II. B. Moorehouse and son, Seattle; VIM H
P0sy' Rochester; T. g: aivedOn' Chicago.
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Wis; NJ 6. Gray, Morris; H. l. A-'I Rodge''
Chicago; M; Wungel Morris; Geo. c. Meagher
NORTHERN. W. Craig, Rosemount,
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Boston. Mass; Clarence Cunningham Clncin-
natl; E. j. Martin, West Superior Wis; F.
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