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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03

gestion, or other indications Of nervous
ness common in our profession.
1 am, yours sincerely.
KATHERINE KIDDER.
De Wolf Hopper. Americas most pop
ular comedian, writing on Oct. 4, 1898.
from the Knickerbocker theatre, New
York, says:
Il cordially recommend Paine'S celery
compound as being thoroughly effica-
cious."
When the history Of Paine's celery
compound is studied it is easily under
stood why it's popularity is so enor-
nous. Paine's celery compound is the
world-famed discovery of Professor Ed
ward Elisha Phelps, NJ. D., Ii. D., pro-
fessOr of materia medica at Dartmouth
college. Professor Phelps unusual tall
ent quickly established his reputation
and prominence among his profession
al brethren.
He was fully alive to the dangers at
tendant upon the American way of liv-
ing, and he sought diligently for some
cOmmOn-sense remedy that would cure
the common evils, which. under one
name and another, result from an IN
healthy state of the nervous system
His labOTs were crowned with glorious.
success, and he gave to the medicals
profession the celebrated remedy which
has won worldwide fame as Paine's
celery compound.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03
Don,ts For Rachelors.
(Chicago Newsl

Don't marry brunette-she win never
be fair to you.
Don't marry a blonde-she VIII be too
Hght-headed.
Don't. marry a large girl-she viii set
mad when you say wait 70 her.
Don't marry a girl for her figure IN
less it looks something like this; $4,000.
Don't marry a girl with mouth ike
rat-trap-such mouths are catching.
Don't marry q slender. WtllOWy damset-
it might prove the weeping willow vari-
ETY..
Don't marry girl with too small hands
you viii have TO hire two more
Don't marry deaf giri-your argu-
ments to her VIII never be sound
Don't marry stout giri-there Is TOO
much waist about her.
Don't marry short girl-wfveS neveF
ike TO look up 10 their iege lords.
Don't marry a tall girl-she might be
too high-headed.
Don't marry a Chicago girl-her under@
standing is too extensive.
Don't marry a girl with cheeks like .
peach-peach fur is awfuly unpleasant
to the lips.
Don't marry girl with a mouth like
a rosebud-when q rosebud opens. all the
kings horses and all the kings men,
can't shut it.
Don't marry blind girl-when you are
in trouble finding the latch key on get
ting home in the early morning she might
feel for you. but she could detect your
breath though blind
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03
CONDENSED CABLEGRAMs.

circles at Shanghai that a foreign mill
tary occupation of Pekin may become
necessary.
Thirty-seven people were drowned who
were on board the British steamer Clan
Drummond from the Clyde via Liverpool
for Cape of Good Hope. wrecked in the
Bay of Biscay.
In consequence of the Carlist agitation
in the province of Vizcaya, Spain many
rich families in the country districts are
removing into the large towns fo1 safety
in case of an outbreak.
The French ambassador at Madrid has
handed to the queen regent of Spain an
insignia of the Grand Cross of the Legion
she had decoratez-M. Faure, the president
of France with the Order of the Golden
Fleece
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03

the former companion of John Hancock,
when the latter was accused of completely
N the murder of DR.. George Engeike and
efn Nevada. has been arrested in this
eity upon the request of the sheriff Of
Lincoln county. Nevada Mrs. Gross de-
clares that she took no part in the muir
Ger and still asserts that Hancock did
the killing single-handed, first Draining
me men While they slept and then shoot
ing them through the head.
A dispatch from De Lamar. New. states
that the skeletons Of the murdered men
nave been found among the hills in Lin
coin county: The skulls were Clipped in
places, as though by the blade of an ak,
and in other places they were crushed in,
as though struck by the blunt side of an
az There were bullet holes in each
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03
AErAS MAY BE MISSING LINKS.
Remnant of a Very Low Disappearing
Race Found.

tNGW YIN It'll ellusJ
The missing link may belong to the
United States. Prof Otis Mason OF the
National museum says that by our acqui-
sition of the Philippines we will gather
within the shadow of Old Glory the
strangest chronological curiosity of the
ace. This creature Is the Aeta man. 2
black dwarf whom the learned ethnol-
ogist says is closely kin to the ape form
In the professors opinion. the missing
link" more scientifically known as the
pithecanthropuerect us-or erect monkey
man-whose remains We're recently dug
up in Java, was one of, or at most di-
rect ancestor Of. this same type.
The Aeta, has been neglected in popular
literature apropos of the recent war. he
has never yet been studied thoroughly.
He is very shy and there ere only few
of his species living. 1t is estimated that
these peculiar men VIII become extinct
in a few generations. for they are siclIly
and wretched. Their hirth-rate Is fast
falling off. They are extremely short
lived, growing old at 40.
They have ape-like faces, deeply lined F;
noses broad and nat with nostrIls dilated,
broad at base and depressed at root:
woolly hair. under lips thick and hanging
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03
warsbin Goes to Hayona.

Washington, Dec. 2.-Commodore
Philip at Norfolk has been ordered to
proceed with his flagship the New York
to Havana Immediately. He will start
tomorrow. He is now in temporary
command of the North Atlantic squad
ron assembled at Hampton Roads. 1t
is not known whether any other ships
win be sent to Cuba.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03
DOOMED 10 DEFEAT.
Kyle Says Senate viii Never Ratify
the Treaty.

Chicago. Dec. 2.-"President Mckinley
can never get the members Of the present
senate TO raufy the treaty soon TO be
signed at Paris by the peace commission
ers Of the United States and SPAIN said
Senator Kyle Of South Dakota, who
stopped here today on his way to Wash
ington. he United States, the victor.
should not be bound TO pay S29,o00.000 to
the vanquished-Spain. such q payment
establishes 4 dangerous precedent, to say'
the least Then, / DO not believe that we
want the Philippines at all. One island
with a good harbOr would be of use as a
naval station. but whatever can we do
with a lot Of islands with such a cosino-
politan population as that OF the Philip-
pincs2 Say we make colonies Of them.
There is no place in our general policy for
colonial possessions. And by taking them
We must discard the Monroe doctrine. for
how can we object TO Europeans inter-
fering in american affairs, now that we
have ATTEMPTED TO NEEDLE IN the politics
OF another hemisphere"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03
A Cigar With Insoluble Nicotine.
From New York Dlspatch.l

u IVIII q WV 7 U II III. iJtI lUII.J
A Health cigar will soon be on the
market. According to the prospectus of
a company just Incorporated MT Albany,
there is a possibility that the tobacco
manufacturing business in this country is
to be revolutionized. The company will
utilize an invention of German profess
sor whereby the harmful effects of nico-
tine in tobacco viii be neutralized. The
new process is guaranteed to render the
nicotine insoluble, while not impairing in
the least the strength or flavor of the to-
bacco treated.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03
OUR IMPERIAL POLICY.
London Times Says We Must
Strengthen Our NAVY.

London, Dec. 3.-The Times, discuss
ing editorially this morning "The
strange and embarrassing problem fac
ing the United States that springs from
their novel imperial policy" says:
TT is impossible to view the policy
disclosed in Secretary Ayers report as
complete, or even ineligible, until it
is known what the Washington gov
eminent means to do for the navy If
the Philippines are to be effectively oc-
cupied, large navy and transport
power viii be necessary The United
States must show themselves ready to
repel any attempt on the part of other
powers to attack q position which. for
some time. can hardly be regarded Sc
cure. or to assert a claim to a share in
the spells Of disorgauized conquest"
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An Inference.
Nonkers Statesman

INOnKerS Statesman.J
Mrs Styles-I hate to hear man whis-
tie in the house.
Mrs. Phyles-Then you must have your
bills for millinery sent to your husband s
office, | suppose.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03

Sick Headache absolutely and per-
manently cured by using Moki Tea. A
pleasant herb drink. Cures constipa-
ton and indigestion, makes you eat,
sleep. work and happy. Satisfaction
guaranteed or money back. 25 cts. and
20 cts. For sale by q. c. NJ. I. Drug
Dept
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-03
TO Cure a Cold In One Dav

take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money il 1t
fails to cure CSC. The genuine has L.
2. Q. on each tablet.
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HRS. GROSS ARRESTED.

Woman Accused of Completely In
Nevada Murders.
Los Angeles. Cal. Dec. 2.-AIrs. Gross.
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Bamberger Coal Co. 1851 Mals.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1898-07-16

woes of those whose soldiers come not
home again. or may even indulge In a :
good old-fashioned fit Of Mysteries. oh.
there's no use in denying that just at
the present time women agitators in
general have subsidized their only ebul-
litions of self assertion being an occa-
sional spasmodic poke at the festive
canteen. Downtrodden man is now
having his innings. He is the captain,
and for him
The flag is flung. for him the bugle trllls.
There is plenty of opportunity In this
town for the exercise of enterprise in
remedying abuses in the way of cruelty
to animals. Country Club Jacobs Of
fense would not be included in the cate
CORY either. Everybody who knows
Jacob knows also that he wouldn't in
tentionally hurt a little dog any more
than with a deal greater provocation
he would set upon and beat one of the
golf players on the links. The accident
was one that might have happened to
an s. p. C. A. officer himself, who prob
ably no more frequently than Jacob.
Systematically bangles small dogs by
the neck out Of the rear end of buggies.
If the S. p. C. A. officer really wants
to do something to alleviate the af-
flictions of dumb animals, he should
go up Mulberry street hill and witness
the efforts of overladen teams to strug-
gle to the top. If 1t Is rather too warm
to toll that far, he might sit down al
most anywhere on a curb stone and
arrest boys on grocery and market de-
livery wagons. Little discrimination
4 I. %
beat, and race and maltreat the poor
beasts intrusted to their care.
know one girl who is improving the
shining hour, while most of her friends
are out of town and she has an abund-
ance of leisure, in making herself beau
| tful for the fall and winter campaign.
| She assured me yesterday that she has
| increased the size of her arms an inch
| apiece and that the hollows in her neck
| are fast disappearing. She has dis
| carded the high linen collars and wears
| only ribbon or null ties, and declares
| that the dark circle about her throat is
| actually fading out. She is using lots
| of cocoanut Oil and skin food in the
| massage given her face and neck for
| a half hour each night, and the i'm
| provement is already apparent to all
who know her. She is also devoting
| some time to the care of her hair with
| hattering results. II can't go away
| this summer" she remarked, but
| while the other girls will be half the
winter getting rid of freckles and tan,
which. after all, may be fashionable in
the summer, but are horrid when you
want to wear low necked gown in
the fall, 1 shall be in better condition
: than l ever was in my life. Oh, I'm
| really enjoying this experience inn
! mensely, and incidentally am having
good time otherwise, for our parlors
| and porch are lovely and cool, and
where most of the other girls are
there aren't any men. You'll find sew
eral at our house every evening"" Then
| she undid her cuffs and showed me her
arms. and actually there were dimples
| in 'em where there used to be knobs.
Saucy Bess.
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PRACTICAL POLITICS.

They're holding meetings everywhere"
Said the "Heeler' to the BOSS"
"ln every alley, lane and square
That one may come across;
They say they're going to clean us out
They're going to smash the ring, -
And now they swarm to shout Reform"
And all that sort of thing"
The Boss he winked at the "Heeler."
And the "Heeler'' chuckled sweet;
And the Boss said, Yes? Well. then 1
guess,
Well have to let 'em meet
They've got the good folks on their list"
Said the "IIeeler" to the Boss"
"The great and kind philanthropist
Who speaks of gold as dross,'
The clergymen, the orators,
The pure OF every walk.
And all the time they rail at crime,
And talk, and talk. and talk"
The Boss he winked at the "TIeeler,"
And the "EIeeler" smiled a smile;
And the Boss said, stuff! Talks we'll
enough,
But work is more our style"
"They have big procession out"
Said the "Heeler" to the Boss"
"And music rings and children shout,
And banners wave and toss;
And in each crowded church and hall
Great speakers cheer their souls,
AS oft they tell how quick and we'll
They'll thrash us at the polls"
The BOSS" he winked at the "IIeeer,"
And the "Heeler" grinned a grin;
And the BOSS" said, 80? But do they
know
Just where to spend their 'tin""
"The last returns have just been read
Said the "Heeler" to the Boss"
"And we're some fifteen thou ahead,
And theirs will be the loss.
The moral party spent its breath.
We spent the long green notes.
They talked and shirked, we simply
worked,
And now we've got the votes"
The Boss" he winked at the "Heeler,"
And the "Heeler" roared a roar;
"It seems to me-" said the Boss" that
Have done this thing before"
Joe Lincoln, in l.. A. w. Bulletin.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1898-07-16

The eisteddfod of Robert Morris lodge
of True Ivorites, which has been an an
nual event for several years, will not be
held this season owing to unfavoraole
conditions.
Miss Lily Joseph. whose beautiful con-
tralto voice has been neard with the
choir of the First Presbyterian church.
will sing tomorrow evening in Plymouth
Congregational church on jackson street.
The Anthracite uuartette composed of
Ira Mitchell, M. P. Mitchell, Floyd Heber-
ling and E. e. Hollister, will furnish the
following programme at the Union
church lawn social at Lake Ariel this
evening:
The Foaming Sea ....................Ma Martel
In Silent Mead ....................Em Emerson
Marys Little Lamb ..........T. j. Davies
Flag or our Heroes ..........J. III. TenEy
Old Folks at Home ..Nanderstrucken
Keep the Camp Fire Burning ....A. Hook
NJ. P. Mitchell.
There's Peace on the Sea L. o. Emerson
Tenting on the Old Camp Ground.
Mr. John T. Watkins is the latest ad-
dition to the musical coterie of instruc-
tors in voice culture. Mr.. Watkins has
been a constant student of voice and the
rudments of music for many years.
Professor Bauer has arranged Down
Deweys Way" for his band and orches-
ira and it will be played in the near
future.
Il / i
The singing by the Jackson Street Bap-
tist church choir last Sunday was excee d.
inyiy good. Professor Lewis Davies has
proved himself very successful church
| chorister. The anthems are rendered To
good satisfaction.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Parson Price gave their
annual concert on June 2S. and it proved
| to be, as heretofore. the musical event of
| the season at OzCne Park. Its twenty
eight numbers went through without a
| hitch or a break, ard the climax by the
| vocal class was Down Dewey's Way,
a stirring song and refrain, lines by John
| Courier Morris. and music by Parson
| Price. which has Just been issued by
| Pond e. Co. The progra mme was rep
| resentative of the old oratorio school and
| fairly so of the modern English and
American song and ballad. We have
critically commended heretofore half Of
the score of pupils who took part and re-
! gret we were not at Ozone Park last Sat
urday night to have heard the new buds
of musical promise-New York Budget.
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Religious News Notes.

The City EndeaVOr union will hold
their monthly meeting Monday even
ing next in the Grace Reformed church,
Wyoming avenue.
The Yoke Fellows band will conduct
the meeting at the Rescue Mission
Sunday evening. This place is open
every night and is free to all.
st. Marks Lutheran church will run
an excursion to Lake Ariel on August
10. The Luther league will give an ice
cream social on the church lawn next
Thursday evening.
The offerings at st. Luke's church
Sunday will be for the Red Cross as
sOciation, which ministers to the sick
and wounded soldiers on the field of
battle and in the camp.
st. Pauls Lutheran Sunday school
spent last Thursday in picnicing at
Nay Aug park. A large number of
friends of the school accompanied the
party and all enjoyed a pleasant days
outing.
The Mems meeting at the Young
Mems Christian association will be
held as usual tomorrow afternoon The
meeting will be interesting and will
begin at 3.45 p. m. All men are cor
daily invited to be present
DIR. James Hughes, of South Africa,
will address the meeting at the Rail-
road department of the Young Mems
Christian association Sunday afternoon
at 3.45 o'clock. All railroad men and
their families are cordially invited.
Rev. l.. A. Lindermuth, pastor-elect
of the First Presbyterian church OF
Akron, Ohio, will occupy the pulpit Of
the Sumner Avenue Presbyterian
church, West Scranton, at the regular
evening service tomorrow evening at 6
o'clock.
Elder Willard j. Smith, of the Reor-
ganized Church of Jesus Christ of Lat
ter-Day Saints, will speak in Finley's
hall, $40 Lackawanna avenue, Sunday
at II a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Subject for
the ev.1ing's discourse, THE Kingdom
of Cod" All are invited.
The Waverly African Methodist
Episcopal church, of which Rev. ]. w.
Brown is pastor, will hold a bush
meeting in Fell's Grove, waverly, COM
mencing on Saturday. July 30, and
continuing over Sunday. The pastor
will be assisted by Rev. w. IL. Brown,
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
8 ONE WOMAN'S VIEWS. ::
1MMs.MMMMM

IL would be an overwhelming surprise
to some of us If the war with Spain
had one unheralded effect, that of be-
ing a considerable setback to the So
called strong minded sisterhood, the
members of which want rights and
ballots and various things. A decided
cessation of hostilities has been OBJ
served for some time. Their most bel
ligerent clubs have been devoted to the
scorned feminine employment of put
ting up jellies for sick soldiers or as
sisting the efforts to augment the Red
Cross Relief fund. The shafts of sar-
casm at mems silly efforts to conduct
congress have undergone a meta
morphosis into gentle missiles of ap-
plause for the recent war record of
that body. Indeed, it is doubtful If a
congress composed entirely of women
could have met the exigencies of the
times with any more prompt recogni-
ton of the great responsibility than
did the assembly usually composed of
most misguided men. Whether the
women's rights complainants will ac-
knowledge this is problematical, but at
least they have as yet made no violent
protests against the recent rulings.
Just what has caused this general
subsdence in the ranks of the unquiet
sex may probably be attributed to sew
eral circumstances. In the first place
the grumbling sisters have had occu-
| patton for their busy minds. If the
| real facts were known this wild yearn-
| ing and eternal reaching after the bal
| lot is not so much a consuming desire
| to benefit the human race as it is to
| have something to do and to be doing
| 1t. For, Notwithstanding the frequent
| accusation, the woman's rights advo-
| cate deserves this word of Justice, she
| does not habitually neglect her babies
and her home duties more than the
average wife and mother. There are
wives in all classes who shirk their true
work. The majority do not. The wo-
| mans rights woman is usually one who
has plenty Of leisure TO follow her
| whims. She takes as harmless a bent
as her sister. who may devote many
hours each day to the consideration of
dress or the diversions of gossip or
| shopping. Just now the whims are di-
rected in the way of buying mules for
Clara Barton or preparing boxes for
our troops.
Another reason for the temporarily
altered point of view is that in the ac-
tual presence of war, and particularly
such a conflict as this, women suddenly
realize that they were not designed tc
occupy the same place as men. They
can find ample outlet for their patriot.
ism in the sweet old tasks of nursing
the poor sufferers and in contributing
to their comfort, and perhaps the glory
of managing the affairs of the nation
of battling with men for supremacy
at the polls pales for a time and they
are willing to step back into the ole
sphere, where, after ministering to the
stricken, they may faint away just as
women used to do; may weep over the
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p. E., OF Newbrighton; Rev. A. r.
Palmer, of Wilkes Barre, and Rev. IL.
A. Grant, Of Scranton
The council of Grace Lutheran church
granted to Pastor Rev. Foster U. Gift
a vacation. He leaves next Tuesday
to remain a few weeks. 1t has been
the best year in the history of the
church and last quarter was the most
successful quarter since the organiza-
tion of the church. The attendance was
the largest and the contributions above
previous records. A payment on the
mortgage was made recently.
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Miscellaneous.

Plymouth Congregational Church
jackson street. Morning service at 1920
o'clock. Celebration of the Lords sup.
per. Sabbath school at IL o'clock. Young
Peoples Society Of Christian Endeavor at
$50 o'clock. Evening service at 10
o'clock. Rev. J. 4. Morris, of Wilkes
Barre. will occupy the pulpit Sherman
avenue mission at 2.15 o'clock
All Souls Universalist church-Rev. f..
w. Whippen, pastor. Morning subject,
the second Of the Five Points of Uni
versalism,' ''The Spiritual Authority and
Leadership of the Son, Jesus Christ"
No evening service until September.
First Welsh Congregational Church
South Main avenue. Rev. David Jones,
pastor Services 10 a. m. and p. M;
Communion service in the morning.
Theme of sermon, THE Royal Marriage
Feast" evening theme, "Slighting God $
Invitation" Sunday school at 1l.3O a.
m. Seats free. All welcome.
First Church of Christ (ScientisD-No.
jl9 Adams avenue. sunday service 1880
n. m. and s p. m. Testimonial meeting
Wednesday evening at o'clock. All well
come. Seats free.
Tabernacle church-West Side. Preach
ing and communion at 10 a. m. Bible
school at p. m, preaching at p. m.
Rev. d. p. Jones, pastor.
Calvary Reformed church-In the abb
sence of the pastor, Rev. A. c. Whit
mer superintendent of missions, will
preach both morning and evening. Chris
tian Endeavor, 6.45, +. II. Smith, leader.