Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1898-09-24

Gee, I'll bet It's n corkerr'-Puck-
willy-Say. pa. what's n foaring
iebt? Pa--our yacht. my son--Chicago
News
The only trouble with my profes-
sion." said an ex-convict. lis that u II
apt 10 be rather a contning one."-Ba-
kar.
She-why do they call the State peni-
tentiary Sing Singg He-Becsuse OF the
Iail birds therein. guess.-Corneh
Widow.
Hewitt-How did you queer yourself /
with that French girl? Jewitt-I asked !
her 10 dance the german with me
Judge
Governess- D-a-m-dar. a thing 10
keep back water. Young pupil-Nhen
papa says II. mamma always cries.
London sketch.
The father-what proc, have you
that you can support my daughter The
J aspirsnt-Haven't 1 been engaged 70
her for over a year Puck.
borrowing is a disease" said Big
bee. In self Justification. And lending
5 insanity" replied Small, significantly.
why. Julia. how the waist OF your
trock smells o. t." Yes. mamma;
poor AR. Ratlines OF the Naval Re
serves has been bidding me good-by
again. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Eua-Where was Il George proposed
70 you last week ESsie-At hop Ella
And you accepted himT Essie-At a
jump.-New Orleans Times Democrat
Il SEE that glass bricks are coming
into general use" said the popular sci
enc,e boarder. They won't invade the
gold brick field" said the cheerful IDIOT
they are too easily seen through. -
indianapolis Journal
Haven't told you" asked the faith
er. Ito always tell the truthT' Yes.
YOU told me that" the young man ad-
mitted, and at another time you told
me never 10 become the slave Of hab-
t~-washington Star.
Harty-Good many years since we've
seen each other. Jack; remember how
we used 70 live from hand 10 mouth in
. colleeef Jack-Ycs. that's st.ll the case
. with me. Harty-How 50: Jack-Im
dentlst.-Bosion Courier.
Nadfson-I hear Mrs. Wheeler has
given up arguing against the bicycle,
? and row rides a tandem with her hus-
E band. LexingtOn--Yes: she concluded
- that was the only way she could ge;
e ahead OF him.-Exchange.
lie wondering II that Williams has
ever been accepted)-Are both your
- rings helrloOmss She ,concealing ths
+ hand oh. dear, yes. one has been u
:, the family since the time OF Alfred
I, out the other is newer and t0lushins
= only dates from the cOnquest.-Harleu
u Life.
Il "Mywife,~ said the tall. laniern-jawe
5 man. lis as womauly woman a. VOL
Al could dnd: hut she can hammer nail
IS IKE lightning" WONDERFUL sang tu'
Is chorus. Lightning" the tall. lantern
jawed man continued. seldom: strike
"a twice IN the same place. "-C.ncinEai
% Enquirer.
!, What excuse. II 81 We're possible :
:. nave any excuse for such conduct, Law
- you for beating your w.fe:" asked IN
, Judge. she Hung IL IN my face that
N didn't care rap for her" pleaded n
= prisoner. and l just gave her one
=, show her her error.
a Journal.
or Teacher ,Of juvenile classl-JohnEi'
Ia what was the first thing the Puritan
he I'D when they landed 81 Plymout
n Rock! Johnnie-They fell upon the
as knees. Teacher-That's right. Johns
z" Now, Tommy, what was the next thin
Je they did: Tommy -Fen upon the aOo
no Igines.-ChlcagO News.
is "A great struggle arises n a Won
nd ans mind when she is asked what b
en- new gown cost" said the Cornfed Ph
he losopher. she Is always In doul
ne whether 10 cut the price ia halves ar
all make you envy her the bargain.
ire double IL and make you envy her a
as. fuence. indianapolis Journal
ed Mrs Young-I dreamt last night IA
on mother was coming TO stay with me Z
mr. month. Mr.. Ioung-Ah. dear II
ne dreams always go by contraries. Nj
| a Young-And ! also dreamt that y
a said couldn't have a new dress. \