Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1898-09-22

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.he haDit OF exaggeration which be-
ionss TO the man who first told the
StoTs' then | will take off twenty-five
per cent for the additions which the
spirit OF gossip in every community has
put upon the original story; then | will
take on twenty five per cent from the
idct mat the man may have been put
in'o circumstances Of overpowering
temptation. So | have taken off "
ehty-hVe per cent. But | have not
heard his side Of the story at all, and
lof that reason / take off the remain
ing twenty-five per cent. Excuse me,
SIR don't believe a word of 1t"
NOW. ~supposing that you have, by a
DIVINE regeneration, got right toward
uod and humanity, and you start out
TO practice my text. "A man that hath
friends must show himself friendly"
RUM this by all forms of appropriate
sanitation. Have you noticed that the
head Is so poised that the easiest thing
on earth is TO give a nod of recogni-
tlon? To swing the head from side
10 side, as when it is wagged in de-
flslon, is unnatural and unpleasant;
10 throw 1t back, invites vertigo; but
10 drop the chin in greeting is accom-
panied with so little exertion that all
day long, and every day, you might
practice it without the least semblance
OF fatigue. So, also, the structure of
the hand indicates hand-shaking; the
knuckles o made so that the fingers
can turn out, but so made that the
myers car turn in, as in claspins
hands, and the thumb divided from and
set aloof from the fingers, so that while
the fingers take your neighbours hand
on one side, the thumb takes II on the
other and, pressed together, all the
faculties of the hand give emphasis TO
the salutation. Five sermons in every
healthy hand urge us to hand-shaking.
Besides this, every day when you
start out, load yourself up with kind
thoughts, kind words, kind expressions
and kind greetings. When a man or
woman does we'll, tell him so, tell her
so. II you meet some one who is i'm
proved in health, and it is lemon
strated in girth and color, say How
well you look!" But if, on the other
hand, under the wear and tear Of life
he appears pale and exhausted, do not
introduce sanitary subjects, or say any
thing at all about physical condition.
In tho nuCa nF tpnptnpna hnnlth x-r-,
have by your words given another i'm
pulse towards the robust and the
jocund. while in the case of the failing
health you have arrested the decline by
your silence, by which he concludes:
IF ] were really so badly off he would
have said something about it," We are
all, especially those of a nervous tem-
permanent, susceptible to kind words
and discouraging words. Form a on
spiracy against us, and let ten men
meet us at certain points on our way
over to business, and let each one say,
How sick you look!" though we
should start out we'll. after meeting the
first and hearing his depressing salute.
We would begin to examine our symp-
toms. After meeting the second
gloomy accosting, We would conclude
We did not feel quite as we'll as usual.
After meeting the third our sensations
would be dreadful, and after meeting
the fourth, unless we suspected a con
spiracy, we would go home and go to
bed, and the other six pessimists would
be a useless surplus of encouragement.
We want something like that spirit
of sacrifice for others which was seen
in the English channel, where in the
storm a boat containing three men was
upset and all three were in the water
struggling for their lives. A boat came
to their relief and a rope was thrown
to one of them and he refused TO take
it, saying: First fling it to Tom; he
is lust ready to go down. / can last
some time longer" A man like that.
be he sailcr or landsman, be he in up
per ranks of society or lower ranks,
will always have plenty OF friends.
What is true MAYNARD is true God
ward. We must be the friends of God
if we want him to be our friend. We
cannot treat Christ badly all our lives
and expect him to treat us lovingly.
was reading of a sea fight in which
Lord Nelson captured a French officer,
and when the French officer offered
Lord Nelson his hand, Nelson replied,
First give me your sword and then
give me your hand" Surrender of
our resistance to God must precede
Gods proffer of pardon TO us. Repent
ance before forgiveness. You must
give up your rebellious sword before
you can get a grasp of the divine hand.
oh, what a glorious state Of things
10 have the friendship Of God! Why,
we could afford to have all the world
against us and all other worlds against
us IL we had God for us, He could in
a minute blot out this universe, and
in another minute make a better uni
verse. i have no idea that God tried
hard when he made all things. The
most brilliant thing known to us Is
light. and for the creation of that he
only used a word of command. As
out of a flint a frontiersman strikes a
spark, so out OF one word God struck
the MONDAY sun. For the making of