New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-05-12

Gaizooks- They say that Spain has no disappear
Ing guns
Zcunds-No. but she has hlsappea''"s "e'' "
right
Also Vp.-r, +. essentially story, Of today
The nan in question IS a bull Wien things go
up he ia happy. and things have neen GONG rp
uiary good boost the other day when ne happened
into a bankers Office and inquired no" Things were
'"Sp.enaiily." vas the reply. Everything IS 60.
Ing up-eycfything." with especial emphasis on INC
.'GaSqi' exclaimed tho bull That's what Ike
Tbcu he went on to his own Office and found
notification from that same banker thar sne M n
negotiate had been marked up from per cent 10
6NChicago fost
A Cuban OF Mobile. Ala. has just received let
ter from a friend in Havana. dated April IS. which
savs: The Spanish are celebrating the victory OF
the capture OF the American ports Mobile. Boston,
Charleston and Pensacola. Blanco has given
large banquet TO the army and navy. The city IS
eayy decorated and thousands Of people are in pro-
cessions The city is wild with enthusiasm"
There's more than one way OF overcoming dim
c,Itv az is shown by the following incident. which
occurred when COMPANY was iTsTi9e 'vr ,, Sa n
stretched arms and eager lips she 5000 on up
We, the tbs OF the blossoms on her pretty spring
bonnet ONLY reached 10 the edge OF the window.
Tb@v Is,Sd her IN boiily The Guardsmen in the
car boosted the corporal far out. holding by his
The llps in one tremendous smack like the explo.
sion Of rife or the report O. a. cannon, And
she slipped down and was lost In the crowd.-Clroy
Press
Tho young women students at Mortified (Mass)
Seminary serenaded u l.. Moody at his home one
evening last week. singing principally patriotic
songs Among the students was Spanish girl.
Mr. Moody asked her II she was loyal to her coun-
try she replied Yes" Mr.. Moody said: That's
right; you shall not stand alone will stand with
YOU. We do not want 10 hurt Spain-Just whip
her"
Gladys (readng the news OF the first hattle)-Every
man on the Hercules was engaged: and
NIyrtle-Oh q .adys | wonder how they found
out about Fred ana me- He must have told 1t him
self-(Cleveland Leader.
Washington having heeen selected as the place
for the triennlal meeting In october OF the General
Convention NJ the Episcopal Church. The Church
Eclectic" Of Milwaukee. Wis. says: I'VE should
.iks to ask whether the present state Of war.
with tho excitement which must be at the highest
pitch In Washington does not create what Article
| OF the Constitution calls good cause to render It
necessary alter the place fixed on for any meet
ing OF tho (GeneraD Convention? 1t should be re-
called that II. seems probable from present indi-
cations the actual siege OF Cuba and the storming
OF Havana are to be postponed until fall. they
will very likely take place during october. VIII
not the accompanying excitement in Washington
materially distract the members OF the General
Convention from consideration Of their important
work."
The Cheerful idiot, is the crying Of infant in
the might asked the newest boarder. "A call 70
Sometimes admitted the Cheerful idiot And
again. II may be only a botte-cry. IT all depends"
indianapolis journal.
The title Yankee Pigs" is heard to fall
Quite frequently from Spanish honors" lips.
Perhaps twas p!gglsh thus TO gobbe all
Worth having at Manila. forts and ships.
The Spanish Crce would transform to swine
Ulysses Dewey and his gallant crews
He waited for "Hermes the Divine
To break the enchantress' spell by Moly's Use:
But straight demolished Crce's boosted pen
In which the Yankee swine She had entrapped:
Sent Circe flying for life. and then
With glorious victory the climax capped.
EDWARD LIVINGSTON WELLES
A Chance.-"But how could you have the heart to
hang man for stealing ten-dollar horse'" asked
tho rourst.
They wasn't nothin else to hang him fer, an they
wasn't nobody else handy TO hang. "-(Cincinnau
Enquirer.
Here Is a story" says The Kennebso (Hs)
Journal" they are telling on trolley conductor
In the employ OF an Eastern Maine company. There
being slight wait. certain member OF the
which Is not considered eligible for enlistment and
may therefore be sat with impunity. got the
benefit OF his ruling passion. Here is their CONVEX
sation:
THE Woman-Ars you going to the Bangor
House?
The Conductor-No madam.
THE Woman-Is this going to the Bangor
House. them
THE Conductor-No. madam
THE Woman-Well-er-er this the car to take
to go to the Bangor House?
THE Conductor-It Is madam: II passes the door.
Small Minded Man. -He-Dd you know 1t would
She-And yet you growl about the little money It
cost mother and me for a carriage the other after
poon.-Qndanapolis Journal