The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1898-04-02

Se\1 Us luC-cl-cl1AUICuA VI StupIAACy |
second Chappie with yawn)-"Don't
now, I'm sure, deah boy; must have
'cen before our ay."-Brooklyn Life.
'It's perfectly absurd, this clamor
bout our hats. People who can't see
,ver them would better not go to the
heater" II know; that's what I told
ny husband; and he said: All right,
We won't co. and we don't."-Harpers
Bazaar.
Brown-"Ah, Smith, let me introduce
you to Mr.. Cayley Colt. I'm sure you've
read his famous books" Smith-"N-n-
90. I'm afraid haven't had the pleas
ure." Brown-"Oh, of course you have,
my dear fellow, but you've forgotten
that's it."-Punch.
A Dangerous Locality.-First Tramp
{pointing to scarecrow in cornheld)
look! Lookee there" Second
Tramp-"My! Ny! We must git out o
this, double quick. They've caught one
Of us fellows and nailed him to a pole"
New York Weekly.
Mrs. Sprlgglns -" where's your
daughter, Mrs. Wiggins?" Mrs. Wig
-"She's gone to the cooking school.
And that reminds me, I must 60 into
the kitchen and get supper, for she'll
be as hungry as a bear when she gets
home."-New York Weekly.
my dear old friend, how We're you
able to acquire such an immense for
tuner by very simple method"
"Wha! method was that?" when l
was poor made out that I was rich
and when I got rich made out that l
was poor."-Odds and Ends.
Mr.. Durham: Il have called, sir, to
tell you that your daughter, Miss Fan
ME, and love each other very dearly.
/ want to ask you for her." Old Mil
lyuns-"Well, you'll have to wait
awhile. There's no vacancy In the
store now that could put you into."-
| cleveland Aeauer.
zone time," said the Travelled board
er, Il got showed in on the Rocky
Mountains, and the only thing seven OF
Us had for two days to sustain life was
4 half barrel of picked pigs feet"
"You we're, indeed" said the cheerful
idiot, reduced to extremites.'-ln'
annapolis Journal.
Hiram Oatbin-"Them people IN the
big cities is gittin' so alfred enterpris
In that they're bound to have cleal
skies above 'em ev'ry day." Ike Stub
bles-"How d. We make that out, HI?
Hiram Oatbin-"Look at the fortunes
they are payin' out fer them sky scrap
ers.'-Up to Date.
IAN author" said the practical lit
terateur, fought to know several Ian
ruages." "Of course he ought" re
. oiled his fellow craftsman. 1.-THE fell
. has been so we'll worked that there l
no longer any use Of reading old Eng
!, llsh books in search Of original ideas.
n Washington Star.
, He-"These shoemakers are prett
D well up to the vanity Of women. l hav
4 It on reliable authority that they hit o
!. the trick of putting smaller numbers
women's Shoes" She-"Yes; and it
a also said that the hatters are numbe
J, Ing mems hats size higher. There
s Cincinnati Enquirer.
q "Fwat's this hear about you soaki
l. a Chinyman wild a brick?' asked NJ
E. Hogan. II did," admitted young H
gan. "Niver let me hear av tn Ill
le again. Always br'reak a brick in tv
Is and soak your man twice. You your
s, Americans are much too wasteful."
q indianapolis Journal.
- "Will she have him?" was the que
10 ton they asked. 1T would be q was
d Of time to answer the question:" 81
y rested the cynic, because it is q
u properly worded. The question shou
read: Can she get him?" As is usu
" the case, they found upon investie
ton that he was one Of the men W
have received the mitten in several d
ferent FORMS Chicago Post.
Serious Observation-Disclosures,
had an awful time with that hackm
10 last night" "Tell u.s." II gave hin
;el little extra change to get himself SOL
thing to warm up with while he "
-, waiting for the play to end, and
-. took so much that he saw all the c
" blocks double. Then he wanted
aght me because he thought he /
mi driven me two miles instead OF one.
Cincinnati Enquirer.