The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-08-16
PHILOSOPHER DOOLEY.
The War Has Been "a Strain Upon Him
Organizes an AnEIO-SaxOn Society.

Finley p Dunno in Chicago Journal
Well" said Mr.. Dooley, II see be tn
papers that tn snow white pigeon iv peace
has tied up tn dogs iv war. It's all over
now All we've got to do is to arrest tn
pathrites an make tn reconcenthradios
pay tn stamp tax an be r-ready FIR to take
punch al Germany or France or Rooshia
or amy country on tn face iv tn globe.
An m glad iv 1t. This war, Hinnissy,
iv tn suffring I've endured! FIR weeks |
lay awake at nights fearin' that tn Spanish
ar rmadillo'd lave tn Cape Verde Islands,
where it wasn't, an take tn thrain out here
an hur-rl death an destruction into me
little store Day be day tn pitiless exthries
come out an beat down on me
"Ye hear, iv Teddy Rosenfelt plungin into
ambushcades an sicrety iv wars, but dye
hear iv Martin Dooley tn man behind tn
guns, four thousan' miles behind thin, an
willin to be further-they ARE no bo-oys
FIR me! I'm what Hogan calls wan iv tn
mute, ingloryous heroes iv tn war; an not
so mute ayther. Some day. Hogan, justice'll
tn story Nv great battle is written
they'll print tn kilt, tn wounded, tn mis-
sin an the seriously disturbed. An THIN
that have bore thimsilves we'll an bravery
an paid tn taxes an faced tn deadly
newspapers without f1inchin II be adj
vanced six pints an given a chanst to TURN
But me wurruks over JUS because Macl
has inded tn, war an Teddy Rosenfelt is
comm home to bite tn sicrety ~ war You
an me, Hinnissy has got to bring on this
here Anglo-Saxon lance. An Anglo-Saxon
Hinnissy, is a Garman that's forgot who
was his parents. They've a lot iv thin IN
two in Boston; theyse wan up in Maine
an another lives at Boggs Ferry, in New
is IN Anglo-Saxon. His folks come firm tn
county Armagh, an their naytional Anglo
Saxon hymn is 'O'Donnell Aboo
Teddy RoSenfelt is another Anglo-Saxon
An I'm an Anglo-Saxon I'm wan iv til
hottest Anglo-Saxons that liver come out iv
Anglo-S axony. The name iv Dooley has
been tn proudeSt AnglO-SaXOn name in tn
county Roscommon FIR nanny years.
''Schwartzmeister is an Anglo-S Saxon, but
he doesn't know it an won't till some war
tells him. Peter Bowler, down by tn
aisze-Anglo-S Saxon Absinthe Club. an me
oil fripd Domingo that used to boss TIL
had tn sthreet ccnthract, will march at tn
head Nv tn dago Anglo-Saxons when TIL
time comes. There ARE twinty thousan
Rooshan Jews at quarter a vote in tn
Sivinth ward an ARMED with rag hooks
they'd be tur-rble thing FIR amy inimy
iv tn Anglo-Saxon 'liance to face
''Th' BohemianS an Pole Anglo-SaxOns
may be a little slow in wakin' up to what
tn pa-apers calls our common hurtage, but
We may be sure they'll be all right whin
they're called on We've got together an
Anglo-S xon 'liance in this wa-ard an
we're goin' to illicit Sarsheld OBrien prisi-
dint. Hugh O'Neill Darsey vice prisidint
Robert Immitt Clancy sicrity an Wolfe
Tone Malone three-asure. O'Brien'n be a
good wan to have. He was in the Fenian
r-raid, an his father carried pike in AS
An he's in tn clan. Besides, he has a
sthrnng pull with tn Ancient grinder of An
glo Saxon Hibernynans.
II tell We, whin TIL clan an tn Sons iv
Sweden an tn Banana Club an tn Circle
Francaisze an the Pollacky BENEVOLENT So
ciety an the Rooshian Sons of Dinnymite
an tn Benny Birth an the Coffee Clutch
that Schwartzmeister r-runs, an tn Tur-
rudigemind an tn Holland Society an IN
Afro Americans an tn other Anglo-SaxonR
begin FIR TO raise their Anglo-Saxon battle
cry. i'm be all day with tn eight or nine
people in tn wurrul that has tn misfortune
iv not bein' brought up AnElo-Saxons:
at tn IS picnic at Ogden's grove said Mr.
Hennessy.
"P'raps," said Mr. Dooley, sweetly, ''yt
might like TO horry tn loan w en- icenickr