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Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
STUB ENDS.
Quer.

Some bare-faced lies are old enough
to wear a full beard
French self-taught is usually con-
fined to French self-understood.
Stage-struck girls should think
twice before they attempt to act.
Even the politician objects to being
shaved with razor that has a pull.
Night shirts should last longer than
dress-shirts because they are never
worn out.
A cynical lady says most men are
like colds-easily caught, but hard to
get rid Of.
The man who doesn't advertise gets
more dust on his goods than in his
cash drawer.
No matter what a mans opinion may
be, If he violates the law he is open
to conviction.
The words of a weak woman often
carry more weight than the muscles of
a strong man.
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ceilings. Think of having bedrooms covered
with layers of molding -four paste to feed
yermin, with paper to hide them and to absorb
the moisture of respiration. and an animal
glue culture ground on its face for disease
germs this having strong colors added, like
colored shirt. to hide the dirt: then think of
the nasty practice" Of repeating this paper
ing, without removing the old, and . number
OF times at that, as many do Then think OF
room coated with pure, porous, permanent
Alabastine. which is retinted with put little
trouble or expense, and Is purifying and
sweet-smelling and hlls cracks Wall paper
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
Little Things.

Little words are the sweetest to
hear; little charities fly the furthest,
and stay longest on the wing; little
flakes are the stillest, little hearts the
fondest, and little farms the best titled.
Little books are the most read, and
little songs the dearest loved And
when nature would make anything es-
pecially rare and beautiful she makes
it little-little pearls, little diamonds,
little dew. The sermon on the Mount
is little, but the last dedication dis
course was an hour. Life is made up
of Titles; death is what remains of
them all. Day is made up of little
beams, and night is glorious with lit
tie stars.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the, ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infiamed condi-
ton of the mucous lining OF the Eus-
tachian Tube. When this tube Is in
perfect hearing, and when it is entire ely
closed, Deafness is the result, and I'M
less the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to it's normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca,
tarrh, which is nothing but an Unnamed
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case Of Deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by fran Catarrh
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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and to heal. Before the six bottles had
been taken, the ulcers were healed, the
skin sound and natural, and my health
better than 1t had been for years. / have
been we'll ever since. i had rather have
one bottle Of DR.. Ayers Sarsaparilla than
three of any other kind.n
This Is but one example of the remedial
value of DR.. Ayers Sarsapariila in all
forms of blood disease. There Is no other
blood medicine that cures so promptly,
SO surely and SO thoroughly. After nearly
half a century of test and trial 1t is the
standard medicine of the world for ali
diseases of the blood. Sores, ulcers boiis.
letter, rheumatism, scrofula and every
other blood disease Is durable by DR.. Ayers
Sarsaparilla. The success of this remedy
has caused many limitations TO be put OF,
the market Imitation remedies work i'm
itation cures. The universal testimony 10
that zone bottle of DR.. Ayers Sarsapariiia
Is worth three of any other kind II YOU
are interested In knowing more about fhis
remedy, get DR., Ayers Curebook, a story
of cures told by the cured. It is sent free
on request by. the J. c. Aver Co., Lowell.
Mass. Write for 1t.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
LIE WINS A BATTLE.
WELL-KNOWN GUEST OF IN
DIANA MINERAL SPRINGS
HOTEL THE PROUD LIAR.
Capt. H. 8. Cole Convinced the Advance
Should Be Made Despite Gen. Gregg's
order-He Runs the Risk of Court
Martial and Disgrace. But Victory
Saves Him.

Indiana Mineral Springs, Ind, April IL
Especial Correspondence Warlike dis
patches in the morning newspapers stirred
upageneral discussion among half score of
gentlemen in a corner of the smoking room
of the Indiana Mineral Springs Hotel today.
Several veterans of the civil war who have
been regaining health by means of the
Magno Mud Baths and Lithia Water here
took a lively interest in the discussion,
Many interesting stories of the late con-
flict were told.
'In the campaign before Richmond in
the last months of the war; said Capt. H.
s. Cole, Of Fergus Falls, Mimi, II was
guilty of q distortion of an order that, had
the battle which it caused been defeat for
us, would have had sad results for me;
fortunately the falsehood told rescued us
from perilous position and we won
victory"
Capt. Coles regiment was the famous
First Maine Cavalry which by special
order of the War Department has seven
more battles on its colors than any other
carried by any regiment in the Union
army. The First Maine also hos the record
of having turned more of its troopers into
preachers at the close of hostililies than
any other regiment of the northern army,
while several of the men who have been
governors of the Pine Tree state since 1865
were at the front with the First Maine.
But it was while he was on the staff of Gen.
Chas. f. Smith, who commanded n brigade
OF the Second cavalry corps, the head OF
which was Gen. D. McGregg, one of the
best cavalry captains in the north OF south
that the incident happened.
"Our brigade was in desperate condi-
ton" said Capt. Cole, when Gen. Smith
sent me to ask Gen. McGregg for reinforce
ments. found the Pennsylvania fighters
and delivered my message. He thought
fully stroked his beard.
"'Give my compliments to Gen. Smith,
he said, and tell him he can't have a -
reinforcement 1t was the first time
ever heard Gen. McGregg sw ear, and was
convinced that it was due to the serious
| condition of his command. was also con-
WINGED that our brigade should fight its
way out, SO WREN ! galloped up to Gen.
| Smith l determined TO somewhat change
his superior's orders.
"'What success p he asked. Gen.
| McGregg can't send any re-inforcements,
and desires you to attack | said. He was
surprised, but the word was given. In
spired by our peril we routed the enemy
and gained a safe place
'SSome time afterward told Gen. Smith
what / had done"
what happened2" asked one of the
| other veterans.
Drinks ON the general" said the man
| from Minnesota, who added that with q
few more Magno Mud Baths he would be
in fit condition to take a hand in the inn
pending war with Spain.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
Self Love.

Selfishness has a good sense as well
as bad sense. We must love our
selves we'll enough to feel that we
must make of ourselves all that is pos
sible for us, and that no attainment
possible for humanityis too good for u.s.
Anything that makes life truer, high
er, broader, better is worthy of the am
,bition of a proper self love. Anything
that in any way impairs the attain
ment of the best Of which we are cap
able is simply the qualification of an
unworthy. an abnormal self love.
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THE NUMBER OF CATTLE.
Contradictory Opinions Expressed on the
Subject.

Contradictory Opinions Expressed on the
Subject.
There is a wide difference of opinion
among the stock men regarding the
number of cattle in the country, says
the Denver Republican. Some state
that cattle are now very scarce, ac'
counting for the high prices, and they
will be scarcer and prices will go
higher, while others claim that cattle
are not scarce and the farmers of Ne
braska and Kansas have raised such
bountiful crops that they can afford
to keep a great many head OF cattle
on feed and are consequently buying
large herds.
1t is recognized by all cattle men
that the class of cattle coming into the
markets to-day is much smaller than
the cattle that came in five and six
years ago, the cattle being from 200
to 300 pounds lighter. This fact, TAX
en- together with the claim that there
is a scarcity of cattle, is looked upon
by the bulls to be certain evidence that
the price of cattle will go very much
higher than it is now. Almost every
cattle man bringing in cattle from the
West affirms that that load is posi-
lively the last load that will come
from the West this year and that it
would be impossible to make up a
train load if the country was gone over
with a fine comb. But the cattle con-
tinue to come and each load appears
to be better than the previous loads.
There is undoubtedly a scarcity of cat
tie in the West, but the scarcity does
not appear to be as great as the cattle
men think it to be.
The government report of the live
stock in the country shows that there
has been an enormous decrease in the
number of live stock of all classes ex-
cept sheep, and these show decided
increase. This report shows the num-
Der of hogs in the country to be &c.
100000 decrease of $4,000. The
number of cattle shows large de-
crease over previous years. The num-
Der reported is 1,715,O00 head less than
the average for the twenty-three years
previous to this year. There are 49,
$40. 900 mich cows, which shows de-
crease for the year of 100000. The to-
tai of oxen and other cattle in the
country is 29,264,O 900, which is a de-
crease of 1,244,0O0.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

You will enjoy this publication much
better if you will get into the habit OF
reading the advertisements; they will
afford most interesting study and
will put you in the way of getting
some excellent bargains. Our adver-
tisers are reliable, they send what
they advertise.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
BLOOD POISONING.
A Nurses Experience,

There are thousands of people suffering
from blood poisoning who have almost
beggared themselves in buying IN edicincs
from which they have obtained no help.
There are thousands of others who first or
last have tried DR.. Ayers Sarsapariila and
found perfect healing. One of these
others, Mrs. A. F. Taylor, of Engievale,
N. Oak. relates the following experience
"About two years ago. I nursed a lady
who was suffering (and finally died) fl ON
blood poisoning. / must have contracted
the disease from her; for shortly after her
death, had four large sores or ulcers,
break out on my person. I doctored for a
long time, both by external application
and with various blood medicines; but, in
spite of all that could do, the sores would
not heal. They were obstinate, very pain
full, annoying, and only getting worse all
the time. At last purchased six bottles
of Dr.Ayer's Sarsapari1la, thinking would
give it a thorough trial. Before the first
bottle was taken, noticed a decided inn
provement In my general health; my ap-
petite was quickened, and 1 felt better
and stronger than l had for some time.
While using the second bottle, / noticed
that the sores had begun to look healthier
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
AN OPEN LETTER TO MOTHERS,

We are asserting In the courts our right to the
exclusive use of the word "CASTORIA, ~ and
PITCHERS CASTORIA,' as our Trade Mark.
I, DR.. Samuel Pitcher, of Hyannis, Massa-
chusetts, was the originator of PITCHERS
CASTORIA," the same that has borne and does
now bear the fac-simile signature of CHAS. H.
FLETCHER on every wrapper. This is the
original PITCHERS CASTORIA" which has
been used in the homes of The mothers of
America for over thirty years. Look carefully
at the wrapper and see that it is 'the kind you
have always bought" and has the signature of
CHAS. H. FLETCHER on the Wrapper. No
one has authority from me to use my name ex-
cept The Centaur Company, of which Chas H.
Fletcher is President.
March g. 1897 SAMUEL PITCHER, M. d.
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Smoke sledge Cigarettes. 20 for cts.

When a Woman Should Refuse q Man
She should refuse him( writes a la5
dy correspondent when she knows his
habits to be Incorporate, for there can
be no unhappier fate than marriage
with a drunkard. She should refuse
him when there is any hereditary dis
ease in the family, such as consump-
ton or insanity, which would in all
probability show itself and cause in
finite misery in after years. She should
refuse him when she sees he is in the
habit of associating with bad compan-
ions, who may lead him into a gam
bling, drinking and card-playing life.
She should refuse him when she
knows him to be that despicable thing
"a male firt; she should reflect that
as he has treated other girls so he
may treat herself, and no woman cares
to lay herself open to such treatment
She should refuse him when she feels
she has no love to give him, and not
marry, as many girls do, for a home;
no marriage can be truly happy with
out love to sweeten the bonds. She
should refuse him when he is propos-
ing to her for her money or from
pique. A girl can generally distin-
guish real love from feigned, and even
II she cares for him, should not accept
him until convinced his motives are
disinterested. She should not refuse
him when she really cares for him,
and knows him to be a steady, faith
full man who will make her haDpy
and not cause her heartbreaks, which,
perhaps, one of her more brilliant low
ers might have done.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
Christlan Culture.

And SO we come to the answer ia
the question of whether it is worth
while to strive after culture, and we
conscientiously answer, yes; believing
that instead Of leading lis away from
the straight and narrow path, the very
essence of its highest things will draw
us nearer and more firmly into the
singleness of purpose and ideal of life
portrayed in the New Testament.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

ETC., soon decays, and the rubbing and scaling
then commences, leaving the wall in a terrible
condition.
On account Of this bad repute most manu-
lecturers OF kalsomines brand their products
with some arbitrary name but the contents OF
the package still remain q kalsomine. Ala
bastine is for sale by druggists and paint
dealers everywhere.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
THE CAUSE Of DYspEpsIA.

From the Republican, Scranton, Pa
The primary cause of dyspepsia is lack OF
itality ;the absence of nerve force ;the loss
Of the DEMONSTRATING elements Of the blood.
No organ can properly perform its func-
lions when the source of nutriment fails.
When the stomach is robbed of the nour-
ishment demanded by nature, assimilation
ceases, unnatural gases are generated the
entire system responds to the discord.
A practical illustration of the symptoms
and torture of dyspepsia is furnished by
the case of Joseph T. Vandyke, 440 Hick-
DRY St., Scranton, Pa.
In telling his story, Mr.. Vandyke says:
"Five years ago was afflicted with o
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
1T IS EASY.

It Is easy for any one to understand
that Alabastine, the base of which is a
cement that when applied to any clean
solid surface goes through q process OF
setting and grows hard with age. should
be durable, that Is, not rub and scale Oh, but
admit of recoating from time to time without
before renewing. 1t Is equally plain that all
kalsomines are the reverse Of this, being
manufactured from whiting chalks, clays, etc..
for base, and being stuck on the wall with
glue, which wksn EXPOSED 70 the air. moisture.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
Christian Endeavor.

Prayer topics: April II, lessons from
the great missionaries, Acts xiii, 1-3,
1888, 1882. April IS, prayer, Dan. vi,
$40. April 10, Praise, Psalms xxxiv,
Is. April 20, Bible Study, Acts xvii,
1918. April 81, Church Attendance,
Psalms xiii, 1-5, 43. April 20, Walk
ing with God, Gen. v, 21-24; Heb. xi,
5-6. April %, Evil Habits, Prov. 1. "a
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
IN 8 OR q YEARS AN
independenceisas-
sured if you take
up your home in
Western Canada,
the land of plenty.

Illustrated pamphlets, giving expert
ence of farmers who have, become
wealthy in growing wheat, reports OF
delegates, ETC., and full information as
to reduced railway rates, can be had
on application to Department Interior,
Ottawa, Canada, or G. j. Broughton,
1928 Monadnock building, Chicago,
Agent for Canadian Government
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
TO DEALERS.

Do not buy law suit or an Injunction with
cheap kaisomines, limitations OF Alabastine.
BY selling an infringement Alabastine Cou,-
pany own the right, covered by letters patent.
to make and sell wall coating adapted 10 b,
mixed with cold water. Alabastine Co.
Grand Rapids, Mich
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~
trouble of the stomach,
which was very aggra-
waiting. I had no appe-
tite, conld not enjoy my
self at any time, and es-
pecially was the trouble
severe when l awoke in
the morning. l did not
know what the ailment
was, but it became stead
lily worse and l was in
constant misery.
81 called in my family
physician, and he dag
nosed the case as catarrh
of the stomach. He pre-
scribed for me and / had
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
DON'T BORROW TROUBLE" BUY
SAI POLIO
IT'S CHEAPER IN THE END.
BOOKS, STATIONERY AND PERIODICALS.

Telephone or write A. X, Derge Il Co., formerly
Parsons Derge Book Co., long distance telephone
No. 232, Salt Lake City, and in few hours obtain
up TO date goods at city prices. We prepay trans
portaton on miscellaneous books and light articles
and give you special prices on heavier ones. We
carry complete stock of books all subjects, in
various bindings. School and Teachers books and
kindergarten supplies; Bibles and Prayer books
Gold and Fountain pens; Blank books; Office and
Typewriter supplies; birthday. Wedding and Holt
day novelties, etc. We also enRraye and print to
rider, Correspondence and Society stationery.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
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sumption far and wide.-Mrs. Mulligan,
Plumstead, Kent, England, Nov. s, 1895.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

Nothing in the world is safe from a
woman with curiosity and hairpin.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

Japanese women wear neither corsets
nor stays of any description. Their cos
TUNES are worn with real Japan-ease.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
To Care Headache In 10 Minutes.
Take DR.. Davis Anti-Headache. AL
Druggists.

Pat-Yees mott asy pull cork from a
beer bottle, but yees can't pull Cork from
ireland, me brave man.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

It's funny thing that most every faith
curist you see has bald spot.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
MUCH SICKNESS

Particularly throat and lung difaoulties,
wrongly attributed to other causes, Is the
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

Man doesn't get proper treatment in this
world until he has kicked so long that it
becomes a habit.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

The Uncompahgre reservation IN
Utah was thrown open on the LIST, and
1000 men and women settled upon it.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

A cynical lady says most men are like
colds-easily caught, but hard to get rid Of.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24
Read the Advertisements.

A fat man considers that it is as impolite
to inquire mans weight as his age.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 1Oc or 25c
If G. c. @. fails to cure, druggists refund money
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

Don't Tobacco spIt ana Smoke your Tile Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic. full of life nerve and vigor, take No-To-
Bac the wonder-werker. that makes weak men
strong All druggists Doc. or VI. Cure guaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or New York.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund the money if 1t fails to cure. 25c
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

Star Tobacco Is the leading brand Of
the world. because it is the best.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

A man in Berlin gets living by breed
ing rats for vlvisection purposes.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

Denmark has an army of 10, 900 men, with
a navy entirely for coast defense.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

Headache Quickly Cured.
DR.. Davis Anti-Headache never fails, 25c
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

We hate to see man with whiskers loaf
in barber shop.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

TypeWoTS q nis:: =; e ssE sss
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1t always makes us mad to see big fat
man driving little skinny horse.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

1t is probable that housekeeping is
caused by microbe.
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No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed bacco habit cure makes weak
men strong, blood pure. Soc. 81. All druggists
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1898-06-24

free would be dearer than Alabastine II coss
OF removing paper is considered
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Educate Your Bowels With Cascnrets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
l0c.26c If c. @. Q. faildruggists refund money
1t turns out that many sweetheart has
a sour disposition.