Arizona republican., 1898-07-19

| through town on their wheels yester- day when they lost control of their steeds and one of them was pitched over in the ditch at the corner of Main and Center streets.
 Jack Mcfarland and Andrew Dob bic came down from Goldfield this morning. Jack will leave tonight for Crowned King
 DooLEY HEARS THE NEWS. He Tells Mir. Hennessy of the Destruc- tion of Cervera's Fleet. T hear" said MT. Hennessy, that tn stereopticons on tn newspapers have sthruck."
 T sh'd think they wud," said MT. Dooley. "Th' las time was down. town was iliction night whin Charter Haitch's big la~ad was ilicted an they was wurrukin' tn stereopticons till they was black in tn face What's tn news?"
 9Th What Cheer, Iowa, Lamp iv Freedom is on tn sthreets with lilly gram that Shafter has captured Sanda- do de Cuba an is now sittin' on Gin'ral
 
 hair But this is denied be tn Palo Gazoot, tn Macoupin County Raygis- ther, an the Meridyan sthreet Afro American. I also see be tn Daily Scoor Card. tn Wine List. the beef Mute's Spokesman, tn Morgue Life, the Bill iv Fare, tn Stock Yards Straight Steer. an Jacks Tips on tn Races, the only daily paper printed in Chicago. that Sampson's fleet is in tn Suez canal bombarding Cades. Tn Northwestern Christyan Advycate says this is not thrue. but that George Dix on was outpointed be an English boxer in a twinty-r-round go in New York |"
 We've got things mixed up." said Mir Doo,ey 'I get the news sthraight. Twas this way. Tn Spanish fleet was bottled up in Sandago harbor an they dhrew the cork. That's a joke. I see it in tn pa-apers Tn gallant boys iv tn navy was sittin' out on tn deck de- findin' their counthry an dhrawin' three ca-ards apiece whin tn Spanish admiral concluded 'twud be better fir him to be desthroyed on tn ragin' sea- him bein' sailor. thin to have his fleet captured be cav'1ry. Annyhow he was willin' to take a chance an he says to his sailors: 'Spanyards,' he says, Cas- tiles he says, we have ct tn las bed tick he says. 'an' if we stay here long, err he says. I'll have to have a steak off the armor plate fried fir ye.' he says Lave us go out where we can have 8 r-run fir OUT money he says An away they wint I'll say this much f'r him, he's a brave man, dam brave man. don't like Spanyard no more than ye do, Hinnessy. I niver see wan But if this here man was a-was a Booh1gryan, I'd say he was a brave man. If I was aboord wan iv thim yachts that was convarted, I'd go to this here Cervera an I'd say: Manuel I'd say, 'ye'er all right, me boy. Ye ought to go to a doctor an have ye'er eyes reset, but ye'er a good fellow. Go downstairs, I'd say, into tn base mint of tn ship I'd say 'an' open tn cupboard jus nex' to tn head iy tn bed an find tn bottle marked F'lori- day water and threat ye'erself kindly That's what I'd say to Cervere. He's all right.
 "We1l. whin our boys see the Span ish fleet comin' out iv tn harbor they gathered on tn deck and sang tn nay tional anthem: They'll be hot time in tn ol' town tonight A lift-nant come up to where Admiral Sampson was sittin' playin' sivin up with Ad- miral Schley Bill he says, tn Span ish fleet is comin' out he says. What talk have ye?' says Sampson. Sind out some rowboats an yacht an de- sthroy thim. Clubs is thrumps.' he says, an he wint on playin-' Tn Span ish fleet was attacked on all sides be our br-rave la-ads, nobly assisted be tn dispatch boats iv tn newspapers. Wan be wan they were desthroYed. Three battleships attackted tn con- varted yacht Gloucester. Tn Glou- cester used to be owned be Pierpont Morgan, but twas convarted, an is now leadin' a dacint life. Tn Glou- cester sunk thim all. the Christobell Comma, the Viscera an tn Admiral | O'Quinn. It thin wint up to two Spanish torpedo boats an give thim wan punch an away they wint. Be l this time tn sojers had heerd of tn victhery, an they gathered on tn shore, singin' the naytional anthem: They'll be hot time in the old town tonight me baby Tn gloryous ol chupe to which Washin't ton an Grant an Lincoln marched, was took up be tn sailors on tn ships an Admiral Cervera run wan iv his boats ashore an jumped into tn sea. At last ac- counts tn followin' dispatches had been received: 'To Wil1ium Mckinley: Congratulations on ye'er noble victh- ory. (Signed) Willium Mckinley, TO Russell A. Alger: Ye done sphlen- did. tSigned) Russell A. Alger-' 'To
 James Wilson, sicrety iv agriculture: This is a gr-reat day fir Ioway. Are ye much hur-rted? (Signed) James James Wilson,
 Where did ye hear all this?" asked MT Hennesy in great amazement.
 'I Tread it," said MT. Dooley, i'm
 pressively, Gin tn Staats Zeitung."- Chicago Journal
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