La Junta tribune. (La Junta, Bent County, Colo.) 1881-1939, 1898-07-20

you're very much mistaken. No. and
I'm not going to get out Of my warln
bed to let you in either. No. nor Susan
sha'n't sit mp for you. No. ncr you
shan t have latchkey I'm not going
to sleep with the door upon the latch to
be murdered before the morning.
'.Faughl Pnhl Whewph! That filthy
tobacco smoke It's enough to kill any
decent woman. You know I hate tobao-
CO, and yet you will do it. You don't
smoke yourself? What of that? II you
go among people who do smoke. you're
just as bad or worse. You might as we'll
smoke-indeei, better. Better smoke
yourself than como home with other
peoples smoke all in your hair and
whiskers
II never knew amy good come to .
man who went to tavern Nice com.
panions he picks up there! Yes; people
who make it boast to treat their wives
like slaves and ruin their families.
There's that wretch Harry Prcttyman.
See what he's come to! He doesn't now
get home till 2 In the morning, and
then in what . state! He begins quar-
reling with the doormat, that his poor
wife may be afraid to speak to him A
mean wretch! But don't y0u think I'll
be like Mrs Prettyman No; wouldn't :
put up with it from the best man that
ever trod. You II not make me afraid
to speak to you. however you may swear
at the doormat. No. AIr. Caudle. that
You won't
"You don't intend to stay out till Q
in the morning? How do you know
what you'll do when you get among
such people? Men can't answer for
themselves when they get to boozing
one with another. They never think Of
their poor wives, who are grieving and
wearing themselves out at home. A nice
headache you'll have tomorrow morn
ing, or rather this morning. for 1t must
be past IL. You " won't have q headache?
It's very well for you to say SO, but
know you will. and then you may nurse
yourself for me- Ha That filthy tobacco
againi No; shall not go to sleep like a
good soul. How's people to go to sleep
when they re suffocated?
Eyes, Mr.. Caudle. you II be nice and
i'll In the morning! But don't you think
I'm going to let you have your break
fast in bed. like Mrs Prettynnn I'll
not be such fool No. nor won't have
discredit brought uron the house by
sending for soda water early, for all the
neighborhood to say, 'Caudle was drunk
last night. No; I've some regard for
the dear children. II you haven't No.
nor you shan't have broth for dinner.
Not a neck Of mutton crosses my tliresh-
old, can tell you.
ssv<,,, coda aud vnv1 z
want broth? All the better. You
wouldn't get 'em II You did. can as
sure you. Dear. dear. deari That filthy
tobaccoi I'm sure it's enough to make
me ~ bod ~ you are. Talking about
getting divorced, I'm sure tobacco ought
to be good groundA How little does .
woman think when she marries that she
giyss herself mp to be poisonedi You
men coatxive to have It all OF your own
dde, you do. Now. II was to go and
leave you and the children, . pretty
noise there'd bei You, however, can go
and amoke no end Of pipes and-you
didn't mnokef It's all the same, Mr..
Cau11e, n you 80 among smoking peo-
pla Folks are known by their company.
You'd bseter smoke yourself than bring
home the pipes of all tho world
YEA 80 how II will be- Now
you've once gone 70 tavern you'll A.
ways be going. You'll be coming homa
tipsy every night and fumbling down
and breakins your leg. and putting out
your shoaldr. and bringing all sorts Of
disgfacs and expense upon ma And then
you'1l Be getting Into 8 street. 6eht d I
I know your temper too well 70 doubs
Il, NJ. Caudls-and be knocking down
soma q ,ths polica- Ard then ! lnow
what wfll fualow. u must follow. Yea
you'u be sens for . month or Eix weeks
70 The treadanill Pretty thing that fcf
respectable tsadsdlnan. ~. G,andls, to
b pat upon H. treadmill with al suets
a thieves ard vasAkoads, and-tbeles
aeaiu, that horrible sohaccp-and III.
|nsR 4 svssy kiia l takouid Hike to lnoW
Nv yuue shalds0 - 10 hold up tAsif
heads aftse thsif fathee has besn updn
- treodni1l ua woa't 70 q -