The Somerset reporter., 1898-02-03

'Tisn't safe to be a minute without DIR.
Thomas Eclectrc Oil in the house. Never can
tell what moment an accident is going to happen
Docs my whistling disturb your" "Oh, not
in the least. Pm used to bearing men whistle.
Pm collector for q millinery house"
Elizabeth, n. !. :, Oct. 10, 1896.
Ely Bros, Dear Sirs-Please accept my thanks
for the gift of bottle of Cream Balm. Let me
say have used it for years and can thoroughly
recommend it for what 1t claims If directions
are followed fG Res. INV + ". Hathaway.
No clergyman should be without It, Cream
Balm is kept by all druggists. Full size Soc
Trial size 10 cents. We mail it,
ELY BROS, IS Warren St., n. Y. City.
Played Out Jack: "Say, old man, your silk
hat looks duceiiy shabby this morning"
Tom; Yes, was out all night, and it lost
its nap"
Neglected colds make fat grave yards" DIR.
Woods Norway Pine Syrup helps men and
women to happy, vigorous old age.
his mother used to cook9" "No, never. You
see, his father died of acute gastritis."
Can't be perfect health without pure blood
Burdock Blood Bitters ma kes pure blood. Tones
and invigOraes the system.
II SNOWFALL is thrown into a crowd of boys
railways hits sissy.
Relief In Six Hours
Distressing Kidney and Bladder disease
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is q great sur
| prise ON account OF its exceeding promptness
In relieving pain in b adder, kidneys and back,
| in male or female. Relieves retention of water
almost immed lately. II you want quick relief
and cure thi, is the remedy. 1y5l
Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist.
107 Wat, r st. Skowhegan, Me.
Every inch OF mud waded in at this season
means a foot OF prosperity when the wheat is
harvested
|
M ERvES must be fed on pure, rich
~ blood. Hoods Sarsaparilla is the
best nerve tonic. By enriching the
blood it makes the nerves STRONG.
When an unmarried mans clothes show a
button off, how the sight makes a woman's
| fingers itch for a needlel
| T. r. Anthony, Elk Postmaster OF Promise
| City, Iowa, says; ~ bought one bottle OF
! Mystic Cure for Rheumatis N. and two doses
| ever took. Sold by Horato w. Cushing Drug
gist lO7 Water st. Skowhegan.
Life is failure with me; 1 am hopeless y
"What-in lover"
mo; in debt"
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS. WIhsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teething, with
perfect success. It so, thes the child. ssftens
| the gums. allays all pain, cures wind collie and
| is the best remedy for Diarrhoes 1t will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately.
sold by Druggists in every part OF the world
Twenty FIVE cents bottle. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. Iy3s
| Gus: "Isn't this rather an open winter"
Gay: "Yes open to ALL"
RHEUMATISM CURED INADAY.
Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu-
ralgia radically cures in | to days. Its action
upon the system is re mar able and mysterious.
| 1t removes at OIL ce the cause and the disease
i'm M diately oisappt ars. The rst dose greatly
bent fits rs cents. Sold by Horatio w. Cushing
Druggist. 107 Water st. Skowhegan.
| The best way to advertise for = wife is to
advertise for the hired girl she wants to help
her.
Distressing Stomach Disease
| Permanently cured by the mastery pow ers OF
South American Nervine Tonic. Invalids neeo
suffer NJ longer. because this great remedy
can cure them all. 1t is a cure for the whole
world OF stomach weakness and int igesi ion.
The cure begins with the first dose. The relief
| IL brings is marvellous and surprising. 1t
makes no failure; never disappOints. No
| is certain under the use OF this great health
giving force, Pleasant and always safe. 1y5I
Sold by Horatio w. Cushing, Druggist,
1o7 Water st. Skowhegan. Me.
. You say he has atitleF'
position in society wasn't assured would dare
to wear such trouser cheeks"
CASTORIA
1 p