Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1898-08-31
at'ausiae Gatherings.
n@ Words cannot heal the wounds
that words can make.

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rush around and find the cat.
R6y The man who boasts that he has
no vices frequently overlooks lying.
g@- Because you can't get all you
want, don't neglect what you can get,
ng The success of many great men
is due to their use of other mems
brains.
nay The emperor of China has to fast
64 days in each year for the sake OF
religion.
sdE Married couples in Norway sre
privileged to travel on railways al a fare
and half.
a6- The annual harvest of the Amer
lean fisheries amounts to forty-five
million dollars.
saF A man finds his warmest well
come at the place where he spends
the most money.
p@ If you want thing we'll done
do it yourself therefore always, laugh
at your own jokes.
nag Never try to make lie stand by
swearing to it. The truth don't need
an oath to bolster it up.
B9 Some people imagine that the
world stands still until it has heard
their side of the story.
R6F In the cause of temperance, as
in every other movement for good,
prayer is mighty weapon.
s@ Owing to Russia's naval pro-
gramme, England will build some new
warships to cost s75,000,OOO.
s@ In England they stand for Office,
in this country they run, and in both
countries they lie more or less.
Bas" Why is the letter rs" likely to
prove dangerous in arguments? Be-
cause it turns words into swords.
RI When the time comes to harvest
the wild oats you have sown, you can't
hire any one else to do the reaping for
you"
H@ Concessions to the English syn
dicate in China include rights to the
greatest coal and iron deposits of the
world.
saT Chicago's new directory claims
for the city a population of $685. 1000
which is an increased of IS, 900 over
the figures of 1897.
B9r "You say your brother is young
er than you, yet he looks much older"
ayes, he has seen great deal of trou-
BILE ; but I never married"
nag The Jewish Year Book estimates
that there are in the world about IL
OOO,O of the race, more than half
being under Russian Jurisdiction.
aH True friendship is said to be like
sound health; the value is not know n
until it is lost. No one wishes to lose
either, though, to prove the maxim.
pg "a man." says sorely tried
father, "never fully realizes the wealth
of information he does not possess till
his first child begins to ask questions. +"
e@ The sum and substance of the
preparation needed for coming eter-
nifty is, that you believe what the bible
tells you, and do what the bible bids
you.
t6 Find the cause of each wrinkle
on a mans face and you will find that
it was put there by worrying over
something that worrying could not
help.
s@ A housemaid says her mistress
is inconsistent. She charges her not
to break dish, and if she does break
one she charges her for it just the
same.
H@ A member of the American house
of representatives, speaking of a for
tunate fellow member, remarked, "Id
rather have his luck than license to
steal"
nag Do not think because man
snaps you up every time you speak to
him that he has not an agreeable dis
position. 1t may be that he has bad
stomach.
@r When the heart is sad, and de-
spondency sits at the entrance of the
soul, a trifling kindness drives away
despair, and makes the path cheerful
and pleasant.
p6- "What a change one little wo-
man can make in a mans life !" ex-
claims the moralist. EYES," sighed
Dubkinks, "and what deal of change
she requires while doing it,"
p6r Very few people have any def
mite conceptions of their own sins.
They discover them clearly enough in
others. 1t would be profitable to
change indentities occasionally.
p9- "Did you offer this man $500 for
his influence in getting you a commits
sion ?n "I did" "Did he resent it as
an insult ?" "He did," "Well, what
then ?" "He pocketed the insult"
s9~ "Pa," said lad to his father,
'I often read of people poor but hon
est why don't they say sometimes rich
but honest?" "Tut, tut, my SON."
said the father, "nobody would believe
them"
p6 "There's one thing I've noted
about the charity that begins at home, "
sneered the crusty old bachelor.
"What's that? ?" "It becomes so ex-