The Philipsburg mail., 1898-08-05
CALO-HEADED WOMAN,
She IL Becoming Quite rs Numerous r.,
Her Brother Man.

she IL becoming Quite rs Numerous ~
Her Brother Man.
Word comes froS, the scientists and
physicians that women are gradually
becoming the equals of men in yet an
other direction: that we are. in short.
more prone to baldheadedness than we
used to be- The rapture Of the radicals
at such good news may we'll be imag-
ined. But few women have hitherto
enjoyed the prerogative of losing their
hair to any marked degree, and al
though not so much advertised as some
other defects of the sex, we may be
sure that it has been keenly felt. That
being bald-headed was an attribute
which the privileged sex would them
selves just as leve forgo had nothing
to do with the case. 1t was the gener-
a principle, not it's particular applica-
tion to the front row at the theater,
that allured. Your rampant wOmen's
rightster cares not whether a distinc-
tion between the sexes be welcome or
otherwise; what she wants is to have
men and women upon the same plane.
Bald heads may not intrinsically be
acceptable, but men. ss rule, become
bald-headed, while women, as rule,
do not; therefore, bald heads are to be
desired. Such is the logic of the wo-
mans rightster and the cogent thing
about it is not strikingly different from
the logic of all women. The fact that
men may wear their hair short, while
women must wear it long, has long
ranked in the hearts Of the rampants.
Most women radicals generally cut the
Gordian knot, SO cunningly tied by
custom, by cutting their hair. Long
haired men and short thaired women"
has long been the accepted way of de-
scrlbing company of cranks. In
such case, to be sure, the pendulum
had swung so far as to result in moth
ing more than a reversal Of normal
conditions, but, whatever it's aberra-
tions, they were always more signifi-
cant of the revolt among women than
among men. 1t is doubtful II any man
was ever fool enough to wear his hair
man melted him thereto. But merely
cutting her hair short and persuading
men to leave theirs uncut is thing
easy for woman to accomplish. What
she could not do was to induce nature
to let up with regard to her. scheme of
suffering men to become bald, while
women did not. One reason for men
losing their hair more readily than wo-
men is said to be because they wear
their hats more, which, if true, prob
ably accounts for the tenacity with
which the clubwoman clings to her
headgear. If bonnet wearing will bring
about the desired hirsute equality, then
bonnet wearing it shall be, and no
matter how naturally distasteful the
process. Some scientists and physi-
clans hint, indeed, that to the womens
clubs, with their attendant devotion to
millinery, is chiefly due to the physio
logical change now taking place upon
the femirine poll. Others likewise
hold the clubs responsible, but declare
that the millinery has nothing what
ever to do with it. 1T is because wo-
men have begun to think more that
badness is more prevalent among
them" say these. so long as men did
mCst Of the thinking it was mostly
men who became bald-headed; but now
that the brain of woman is being cud
geled that which thatches the brain of
woman is beng thinned out ''Or
ganized effort" it is needless to state,
does not accept either of these theo-
ries. 1t is even said that, pleased as
the few are at the prospect of enjoy
ing the privilege of badness, Just like
men," there is a large majority who
are quite worried over losing their
hair "All else aside,' say these,
what shall we pin our bonnets tq
when we become bald?'