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The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
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The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

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The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
DOCTORS DON'T DENY II.
The frank testimony of a
famous physician.

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The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Shake Into Your shoes

Aliens Foot Ease, powder for the feet.
It cures painful, swollen, nervous, smarting
feet and instantly takes the sting out Of
corns and bunions. It's the greatest comfort
discovery of the age. Aliens Foot Ease makes
tight or new shoes feel easy. 1t is certain
cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, ach-
ing feet. Trv Il today. Soldby all druggists
and shoe stores, 25c. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. 0lmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
SenAitiYe.

Chollie-Faw the bloomin' life of me,
/ cawn't understand why Miss Cum
lately got so indignant when I asked
her to sing that song about-er-maw-
BILE halls, you know.
Yabsley--You dim and doleful idiot,
her father used to drive wagon for q
stone Cincinnati Enquirer.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
The American Navy, Cuba and Ha-
wall.

A portfolio in ten parts, sixteen views in
each part, of the finest half-tone pictures
of the American Navy, Cuba and Hawaii
has just been published and the Chicago,
Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway has made
arrangements for special edition for the
full set, one hundred and sixty pictures, for
one dollar. In view of the present excite
ment regarding Cuba these pictures are very
timely. Send amount with full address to
Geo. H. Heafford, General Passenger Agent
c., NJ. & St. p. Ry.. Chicago, Ill.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
From Two Siden.

"My son." said the philosopher, you
know the adoge, don't you? Never put all
your eggs in one basket Then if an accident
happens only portion of them will be
broken. So with your money. Don't put it
all in one bank"
EYES," returned the son, who knew few
things, too, "but in scattering your money
around among banks you only increase the
chances of getting left by cashiers. ."-Chica
90 Evening News.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
EYectuaIIy Disguised,

"Aren't you mistaken? l didn't see
Mrs. Pswift at the masquerade"
ayes, you did, but you failed to rec
ognize her. She went without her face
powder. Chicago Tribune.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
A Mad Rush.

Mexican-Big earthquake to-day.
American Tourist-Was there onei
l didn't notice it.
Mexican-Not you see zee people rush
out from churches?
Tourist-Oh, yes, saw that; but
thought maybe the contribution box
was going 'round.-N. Y. Weekly.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
He Was Out.

She looked at him reproachfully.
"You were out last night" she said.
"Out about $780," he admitted before
he realized that his words had ten
dency to cast a doubt on his assertion
that he had been sitting up with sick
friend.-Chicago Post.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Couldn't stop Him.

my doctor knows better than to
forbid me to drink coffee"
"Why do you think so?"
"He knows if l didn't drink coffee l
wouldn't be strong enough to earn
money to pay his bills."-Chicago Rec
ord.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
What Would Re the Use.

He-To sit here forever and hold your
little hand in mine would be heaven
enough for me.
She-Yes; but if you held my hand
all the time nobody would ever have a
chance to see my engagement ring
Chicago Daily News.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

Mr.. Boresley (amateur hypnotisD-
Now, Miss Spicer, want you for a mo-
ment to concentrate your mind upon
absolutely nothing.
Miss Spicer-Would it make much
difference if l concentrated it upon
you, Mr.. Boresley ?-Tit-B
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
ShouIdn,t GrumhIe.

Crawford-It doesn't seem to matter
what the doctor prescribes for my wife,
the grasping druggist charges rs cents
for the prescription.
Crabshaw-That's nothing. My wife's
doctor prescribed bicycle for her and
it cost me $100.-N. Y. Truth.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
A Political Difficulty.

When lovely woman holds full sway
The worst of all her cares
May be to make fair listeners pay
Close heed to what she has to say
Instead of what she wears.
WASHINGTON Star.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Want Need II.

She-There are people who use re-
ligion as cloak.
He-I know it.
what will they do in the next world,
do you think?"
"Oh, they won't need any cloak to
keep them warm there. ."-Yonkers
Statesman.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Exceedingly Uneenerou,.

Gidds-Age has begun to tell on Miss
Goldthorpe.
Gadds-That is exceedingly ungen-
erous of age, for she never told on it,
Up to Date.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Proper CInssifIcntIon.

borrowing is disease" said Bigbee
in self-justification.
"And lending is insanity" replied
Small, significantly. = Philadelphia
North American.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
TrnlY Wonderful.

Mrs. Wiff1es-What most surprised
you when you arrived in Paris?
Mrs. Jaunter-Why, the fact that lii,
tie children of three or four years could
talk French. 1t was perfectly amaz-
inp.-Tit-Bit
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Glad of the Chance.

"Who gives this bride away?" asked
the minister.
II do, willingly" replied her father,
innocently, with an approving smile at
the groom.-North American.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
softeninr the BLOW.

Madeline Gndignantly)-He said
was an old flame of his? The ideal
Julia (soothingly)-Oh! don't think
he meant that you were old at that
time.-Puck.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
The Difference.

Winterbloom-Don't you think 5000
is rather high for tailor-made gown
Won Blumer tells me his wife paid only
$3.50 for hers.
Mrs. Winterbloom-True, my dear
but she got hers before l got mine
n, Y. Truth,
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

s'pose it's right foh folks tn fight
Ter save dahse'fs FUN shame.
But ef you does, don't nevvuh shoot
Until you's done took aim.
Washington Star,
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Owner Wanted.

During the past week some one has left
seven pounds Of gold-dust in an oyster can
in our office, and it has been kicking around
under foot ever since. If the owner does
not call and take it away within week we
shall heave it into the back yard. This Office
is no Junk shop.-Klondike Hustler.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
A Good School.

Mrs. Dearborn-How did your parrot
learn to swear so?
Mrs. Wabash-Oh, my husband has
an alarm clock in his room.-Yonkers
Statesman.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
He Named the Species.

He referred to her as a bird
When his love was 1S-carat,
But later, so I've heard,
He referred to her as a parrot!
-Up-to-Date.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Danger of Revivine Memories.

Jeweler-You say your wifes musician?
] should think something in the form of
Tyre would please her.
Customer-Did you ever try to explain at
two o'clock in the morning? Then how, can
you suggest such thing? - Jewellers
Weekly,
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Coughing Leads to Consumption.

Kemp's Balsam will stop the Cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get a
sample bottle free. Large bottles 25 and 50
cents. Go at once DELAYS are dangerous.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
NJ 6A N
NfllHz]67Y1 4
Unkind.

Elderly Admirer-It is foolish to be
proud of it, perhaps, Miss Amanda, but
l was born in Boston, within few
blocks of the house where Benjamin
Franklin was born.
Miss Quickstep-How very interest
ing! You were boys together, l dare
say?-Chicago Tribune.
A Comparison.
Man Is like unto a kerosene lamp
He isn't especially bright,
He's often turned down, he generally
smokes,
And he frequently goes out at night.
IN. Y. Evening Journal.
A PROFESSIONAL BOXER.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
ONE ENJOYS

A\6~ SV~~O ~ - ~
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeables substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in so
cent bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro.
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not acceptany
substitute. S
CALIFORNIA FTG syrup co.
SAW FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. KY. EEW YORK kE
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
The Pity of 1t.

Things go by contraries in life;
The virtuous seldom get their rights;
He that is priced most by his wife
Is not afraid to stay out nights.
Chicago Daily News,
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Masculine Morality.

Because a man fools away .great, deal OF
man has spent all ne earned all his life whose
idea of a highly wicked time was to chuck
girl under the chn.-Atchison Globe.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
In Boston.

Police Officer-You seem to be lost,
my little man. Am not right?
Willie (aged seven)-The perspicacity
of the modern officer of the law is most
wonderfully. Y. Truth.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
He Courted Failure.

Isaacs-Do you tink marriage vos a vail.
ure?
Abrams-So hellup me if / dit, would ged
married domorrows.-Up-toD Date.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Quarantined.

Cholly-I'm afwaid that glass of wine
has gone to my head
Molly-It must be awfully lonesome.
--Ainslee's Magazine.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
A LnYenIIe ninlnmnt.

Willie (who has eaten his piece of
cake as fast as possible)-I say, Ethel,
let's play menagerie. IN be the mon
key, and you feed me with your cake.
--Tit-Rit
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Just What They Like.

She said her affection for him was intense,
And likewise he swore he loved her.
And since they are spoons their engage
ment, of course,
Is certain to make quite stir.
-Puck
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Nothing Else There.

He-Such thing never entered my
head.
She-Probably it couldn't stand soli-
tude.-N. Y. World.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
MRS. PINKHAM TALKS ABOUT "CHANGE OF LIFE"

Nobody likes a woman who eats more thar
a man.--Washington Democrat.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Married.

she-Do you really love me, George?
He (snappishly)-Didn't l tell you
week before last that 1 did?-Somer-
vile Journal.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Lanes Family Medicine.

Moves the bowels each day. In order to be
healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache.
Price % and SOC.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

Nine times out OF ten a woman is prompter
to pay debt than man.-Washington
Democrat
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

A mans way of expressing his utter con-
tempt for thing is by saying he wouldn't
give chew of tobacco for it.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

Take care of your pennies and some one
of your dollars for you.-Chicago News.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

l believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my boys life last summer.-Mrs. Allie
Douglass, Leroy Mich, Oct. 20, '94.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

We often wonder what some women would
do if they couldn't talk.-Washington Dem
oCrat.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
Comment.

Maud-Cholly hasn't been quite himself,
of late.
Rose-No? / hadn't noticed any improve
ment.-Puck
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

Every woman has hooks and corners about
the house in which to hide things that her
husband can never find.-Washington Dem
ocrat
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

Fits stopped free and permanently cured.
No fits after first days use Of DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Free 50 trial bottle &
treatise. DR.. Kline. 933 Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

A woman licks the envelope to make the
stamp stick, and the man licks the stamp
Washington Democrat.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

Many people get up early and do nothing
else all day.-W ashington Democrat.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
She Painted.

JaGk Redding-There's that Miss
Carmine. They say her face is her for
tune.
Miss Cuttynge-Then she ought to be
arrested for counterfeiting.-Puck.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

People who can't buy things good enough
in their own town often are the poorest
dressed.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27

A weather-worn mulberry
Meath which the children sit,
And a mocking bird a-singlng
In the very top Of 1t.
Chicago Times-Herald.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1898-04-27
DeIiberatfOn.

About 20 minutes walk"
"For you or for e?'-Golden Days
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-03-14

10 put . line Of steamboats, ON Lewes
river and the upper Yukon. Companies
OF San Francisco. Portland and Seattle
expect to operate lower river and ocean
transportation lines Telegraph, tele-
phone and electric lighting companies
are already laying plans for Dawson.
Mining methods in vogue here are al
most sinful in their wastefulness. The
best mines are divided into many lays"
-thatis, 40, 30 or 100 foot portions that
are leased to miners, on . percentage
basis. Each man takes his bit of ground
and burns and digs IL out by "main
strength and awkwardness. Nothing
IN the way Of consolidation, co operation
or improved methods Is known or at
tempted. There Is no doubt that later
and larger methods might be introduced
that would lower the expense TO small
fraction of the present cost Of mining.
Along the Yukon and outside of the
Klondike fields are great possibilities
for hydraulic operations. There exist
great gravel deposits miles in extent
that have gold in every shovelful.-
Omer Maris in Chicago Record.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-03-14
SAVED BY A LEDGE.
Exciting Adventure of a Pleasure Party
In the Georgia Mountains.

Exciting Adventure of a Pleasure Party
In the Georgia Mountains.
Miss Annie Stillwell, pretty music
instructor in the North Georgia college
at Dahlonega, who is visiting Gaines
Vile, Ga, had thrilling experience in
the dark between Dahlonega and Young
Harris few nights ago.
Miss Stillwell, her sister and a young
man named Wall started to drive from
Dahlonega to Young Harris to attend q
house party. Night overlook them as
they were crossing very mountainous
part Of the country.
In the uncertain light the horse miss.
ed his footing, became excited beyond
control and dashed off, upsetting the
buggy and precipitating its occupants
down steep gulch. Fortunately the
young ladies caught on a ledge about
half way down the dizzy height and es.
capped serious injury, but it was several
hours before they were rescued.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-03-14

Increased two to one 10 increase our
power ON this @ shaft. From this short
shaft we will have . very powerful
worm gear, increased to 20 or 90 horse
power, to connect with the oapstan. We
will also take the power OF this counter
shaft to connect with another short
shaft (about four feet long,. right across
the center Of the boat, and to be so ar
ranged that IL can give up or down un-
der certain pressure, so that the large
~ inch steel drive wheel that is on this
shaft and goes down through an opening
In the center of the boat can engage the
ground. snow or ice and furnish the
propellipg power to run the boat at from
a speed Of three or four miles an hour on
rough ground or ice to 30 or 40 miles
per hour on nice smooth ice and when
wind is favorable. The different speeds
are made by slowing the engines down
and by changing the link belt in the
different sizes Of the cone or sprocket
wheels on the two short shafts, thus
changing the speed or power. Letters
patent ON the above described combina-
ton boat are being applied for by the
inventor. - Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-03-14
SPARROW BOUNTY FRAUDS.
Illinois Boys Chop Up Birds and Secure
$500 In Warrants.

Illinois Boys Chop Up Birds and Secure
$500 In Warrants.
State Attorney Morris recently re-
covered Richland county Oils. orders
to the amount of $500 which had been
fraudulently given to six boys as bounty
ON sparrow heads. The boys took ad-
vantage of the infirmity of the town
clerk and caused him to give orders for
heads that were never received. Within
three days the boys received orders on
the county treasury for bounty on nearly
5000 sparrow heads which they
claimed to have killed.
When the orders were presented, the
officials suspected something irregular.
An investigation elected confession
from the boys, and they returned the
money to escape prosecution. Birds
were cut into many pieces and decorated
with feathers so as to appear like heads.
The ages of the boys range from / to
IA years. They belong to good families.
st. Louis e-Democrat.
The copper country evening news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 18??-1907, 1898-03-14
TIMBER DOGS.

Tho Fierce Beasts Are Causing Havoc
Among Western Cattle Droves.
John Bargeman, undersherifY Of Ma
vajo county, recently returned to Hol-
brook, A. T.. from an extended trip
through the mountains along the border
Of Arizona and New Mexico. bringing a
tale that wild dogs are creating havoc
in that region among cattle and sheep.
In size the dogs average about 100
pounds weight They have the head
and shoulders of q bulldog. but the
build of a timber wolf and wolfish char
acteristics. In color they are ashy grry,
with long black hairs interpreted.
Like coyotes, they are little afraid of
man and will follow horsemen for miles
through the timber, not hesitating to
attack footmen. They occasionally visit
ranches, and many instances are known
where domestic dogs have Joined the
bands.
Thomas Alger, q resident Of Nutrioso,
A. T., is responsible for the statement
that animals bitten by the wild dogs, If
not killed by them on the spot, die
within few days with all the symp-
toms Of strychnine poisoning. He cites
an instance where he was able to verify
the local impression to that effect. His
house dog was set upon by several wild
dogs. Alger drove them away, and the
dog appeared little the worse for his
battle. Yet the animal died in two days
with all signs of strychnine poisoning.
The timber dogs are continually get
ting fiercer and holder. and the resi-
dents of eastern Apache county are or
ganizing to hunt them down.-Cincin-
natl Enquirer.