New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-07-01
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Hero "a an advertisement from an old copy OF an
English provincial Journal. Wanted. for SOBER
family A man OF light weight. who fears the L''u
and can drive pair Of horses he must ocoa
siona.lv wait table. Join the hou'eho'' prhs'
look af,er the horses and read a chapter Of the
Bible He must. God willing arise az O'Clock III
tho morning and obey his master and mistress IN
all lawful commands; II he can dress hair sing
psalms AMI play at cribbage the more agreeao'e'
Wages = guineas year.
ore boy met another who had suspicious red d;
about the eyes ana drooP rs az bow u heard
your father was on a ship once me 9.ns e,
quencied sob ana nodded vas, as |" ia hmsrass
YES. II was and you pet ne learned 'ne o"'''''''
good. oo."-CDetrot Free Press.
A Young woman Of Rio de Janeiro. who had met
ber husband at a bicycle meet. has had the incl
dent depicted on his tombstone In alto reIeVo
The effect IS described as more novel than artistic
espccially az she Is chiseed as attired IN pcEcle
costume In the inscription. which is in Spanish
Is A sentence which may be translated MY dear
soul had the tire Of his lite prematurely pune
tured."
SAY dad. there is n New-York dude over thar
=, me- Isl D1rader saloon Come out an lick him
See here son. you irwin 10 git your oi c han
hattlc. Your dads gon to let the dude family
severely alone hereafter" cleveland ram bea'e'
Tho following religious notice appeared In a Bos-
ton paper Of last Saturday
peoples Temple. Columbus-ave. and berkeley
st-Arofher glorious day. The pastor, the Kew
James Boyd Brady. Ph. d. ID D. VIII preach at
1910 q. m on Reasons for Resting in the Loving
Arms Of Cod and AT 30 p. m. on TO HI with
snain" All the swearers In Boston are specially
invited
THE LADIES OF OLD CADIZ.
Ia Ike to go to Cad!z ,o,,o.
Those witchng. witching ladies' where the orange
blossoms blow
With their dainty "iearias. ~
And their quito too sweet mant.las-
Oh to Cadz with its ladies' | Will CO.
And when our guns were booming.
With pity quite consuming ,d,os n,.a.. 70 hustle.
For although we humble Cadiz
we don't war against the ladies'. 49,,
And the ladies' OF old Cadiz need not fear the
Yankee sword.
And with their cigarillas.
And their all TOO cute mantiias ,,,s Fascinating
And So Gy easy stages
I would bring these fair hostages
NJ hne cleveland Plain Dealer.
Cubon quoted by The Philadelphia Record"
saws: Climatic influences in ouha affect animals
almost quickly as human beings. Horses ana
mules taken To the island from the United states
and Europe generally die within six months after
,h,,r arrival Many attempts have been made 10
acclimae mules but without success. although they
live longer than horses The animals soon give
way TO unknown complaints. and drop by the
wavslde The native mule. dwarf. lives on little
food but has great endurance. and submits good
naturedly to any amount Of brutality from riders
and volante drivers. The sugar planters have I'M
ported cattle OF all kinds from foreign countries
only to ind that they soon became crippled ana
had to he killed to end their sunerngs
An Ambiguous Combination. -Jeweler-What
shall | engraVe in II?
CustOmCr-C -. 10 II. !.
Jeweller (hotly)-What's that, sir?
Customer (meckly)-Goorge Osborne 10 tatrle,
Icwis-but just The initials. please-Jeweliers