Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1898-04-07
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To err is human and to stick to it is
still mUre SO.
Every sale made by the salooukeeper
IL bargain.
Birds of feather occasionally get on
the same hat.
The nature OF an outh is usually
human nature.
y good road bed is the best place for
the tired wheal.
Some mothers spare the rod and
spoil the slipper.
The musician who plays by note has
to face ths music.
It's poor hotel chef that can Z carve
name for himself.
It's the early fish that catches the
worm hook and all
Folding beds and had pennies are
always sure to turn up.
Every time man conceals fault
he adds to his collsctiou.
Cupid Introduces more house bills
than all our Congressman.
The trouble with the crank is that
he will only turn one way.
No woman can hide all her impsrfec-
lions from her dressmalser
No woman can lace herself as tight
as man can drink himself.
Some men give most of their attention
To thlngs that never happen.
A man is out OF spirits when there
ism drop left in the house,
Dress may influence woman, but
It's the hat that dominates her.
All the worlds a stage and the per.
tormance thereun is continuous.
when man undertakes to paintatbe
town ne never uses water colors.
a politician mover forgets his place
II he is appointed To good one.
All men are equal the day they are
born and the day they are buriod.
II ia snid that $40 gold piece will
sometimes relieve an itching palm.
ldealism is tho contemplation of
marriage; realism is what you get,
1t is better 10 be fred by the divine
spark OF love than by the girls fntLer,
But few nsople have been injured by
tho accidental discharge Of their duty.
1t is surprising how little peopIe
know when they are On the witness
stand,s
The woman who 10 proof against fat
terry has The wnole world at her COM
mand.
Most OF the business of this cnuptry
IS done ny checkand the balance BY
cheek.
When buying poultry IN the market
remember that the good awayH die
young.
Authors, as rule, sleep very little,
but they provide lots of s!umber for
othcrs.
ThS man who always lnss ga he
pleases III often diaplnased with what
he does,
No woman who ihinks SD. is bnmely
will consent to have her pieture taken
in group.
a woman is clever when she mako az
man think he knows great deal more
than she does.
a good many people who ure frying
to get in the social swim should nut on
life preservers,
There's lots OF cross tungued peopJo
10 this world-they talk one way and
think another.
You can always Judge the wheels in
9 mans head by the spokes that come
from his mouth.
1t ia always Jury trial when the
twelve good men are compelled to listen
TO long windod lawyers.
Zoo many men are engaged in the
profession of carving pine dry goods
boxes with nOokst-knife.
A woman has wonderful soft control
if she never buys anything at bargain
sale that she DOESN'T really want.
Ths only way man eau pick out the
latest style in millner'a show win
dow is by the price card attached.
The world seems narrow place when
We Try to avoid an enemy, bat wide
and vast whsn looking for n friend.
As means Of self -mDrtification
during Lent man can smuks The
Christnas cigars his wife gave him.
When candidate places himself in
the hands of his friends be must place
| his pucketbook there also VI he exnopts
| to come under the wire frst,