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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

The people are always willing to
give free advertising.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure. SOC. 81. All druggists.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury.

Contain Mercury,
As mercury will surely destroy the sense Of
smell and completely derange the whole system
when entering it through the mucous surfaces.
Such articles should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is tenfold to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by f. j. Cheney. & Co.,
Toledo, O.. contains no mercury and is taken
Internally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces OF the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine
1t is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio,
by f. J. Cheney & Co Testimonials free. Sold
by Druggists. price 75c per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

Fish may be good brain food when
there is something to assimilate with.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

Even the buckwheat cake has to
await its turns.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

1t takes two things to make good cot
fee-coffee and brains.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

Any women can hold her husband if
she has sense enough to keep on fight
ing with him.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

A purse is doubly empty when it is
full of borrowed money
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08
Honest men always make the best
citizens.

Good neighbors are pleasure to
any one.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

If you want to find something, don't
find fault.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

Star Tobacco is the leading brand Of
the world, because it is the best.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

Some men never play cards for mon
ey, simply because the other fellow
gets it.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

MRS. WinsIOw's Soothing Syrup
For children tcething softens the gums reduces inam
alton allays pain cures wind collie. % cents bottle,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

When two women meet who do not
believe there will be war, each one
thinks the other has lots of sense.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

A lawsuit is apt to wear out at the
pockets first
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08
Spring Medicine
A Good Blood Purifier a Neces'
sity Now
Hoods SarsapariIIa UnequalIed for
Making Rich, Red Blood.

The necessity for taking a good Spring
Medicine to purify the blood and build up
the system is based upon natural and I'M
avoidable causes. In cold weather there
has been less perspiration and impurities
have not passed out OF the system as they
should. Food has consisted largely OF
rich, fatty substances, and there has been
less opportunity for outdoor exercise.
The result is, the blood is loaded with i'm
purities and these must be promptly ex-
PEELED or health will be endangered.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is the best Spring
Medicine because it is the best blood
purifier and tonic. 1t thoroughly purifies
the blood and gives vigor and vitality.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

Poorly farmed land is capital only
half invested
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

No one should carry his jokes to
business office.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

No obstacle in your path is as big
rs you think it is.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

A man with new clothes hasn't al
ways new suspenders.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-04-08

The middle isle of a church is often
used as bridal path.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-12-18
QUOTATIONS AT THE wIDpnn.

Ss
How She Gave "a Pink Tea thnt Made
the Guests Sick.
Los Angeles Times.
u say. Lige, saw more than twenty
wimmen goin' up ter the Wilder Sprig-
sans's house yesterday. What wig COIN
ON up thar?"
HUI" answered the old man, as he felt
tn his pocket for bis tobacco, 1.-THE wilder
aAs ban giyln' another party. The wldder
urides herself on bein right up ter date.
Why hit wuz only last month thet Eke read
somewhere thet pink teas wuz all the rage.
So she sent otat Invitations fer a pink tea.
Wul. she tried ter buy pink tea at all the
stores. but she couldn't find any. SO she
went an colorsd some ordinary tea with
cochincal. an hit took the doctor two days
ter nripG EN- all around"
but about this yere party yesterday"
olf ~ the storekeepsr.
tetiop party. The wddder sent out invites
A. 81 'em she said tibet every body must
bring quotation.
WM. they wus all crazy ter 70, bur
nonQdy Knew what = quotatioQ wus. Wul.
wren thsy wus al thar an the wtdder
eenco roy The onotsttons, TX Gams's wife
~ n her aast quotation les be fore SD she
~ fha invite, an Bob Piggans's wife said
teqe - didn't bring any cause she dSdn't
L9cg whstner NE wilder wsnked them
s.Wui, when The widder called upon tho
ss,n = sss s scs sp en- I'D; The Lord
n han ~ 4
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-12-18
THE FIvE-DoLLAR LIST.

THE FIVE-DOlLAR LIST. =.
OF course the higher you go the greater
the cholee. and for S. there's richness in
deed.
To please man IS gets:
SILK hat
Fine razor.
Chafirg dish.
Silver watch.
Opera glasses.
Leather desk set
silver cigar case
Fur gloves for driving.
For a woman.
Camera
Bouduir set.
Steamer rug
Oriental rug.
Fur neck scarf
Silver lorgnette.
Powder box in Roman enamel
Silver waist pattern In box
Cut glass smelling salt with 1eweIed ton
For boy. ~
Macintosh.
Set OF books
Boxing gloves.
Gold cuff links
Gold watch charm
Sterling silver military brush
=. Leather card case with silver mountlngs.
For girl:
Camera
Gold thimble
Chatelaine watch
gold neck chain
Gold heart charm
Silver manicure set.
Silver garter clasps.
single stone diamond ring.
BLACK mohair Tor skirt, In box.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-12-18
Wool Dress Goods.

WOOI OTGSS VUOUS.
cases Double Fold Plads all beautiful designs and =
coongs per yard ~
Is All 36nch Mixed Ceviot Dress Goods rich OK
dark mixtures, soc value yard ~OI
All Wool }6nc Sura Serge in desirable color OK
for winter yard L. - "
IS piece, ssrd AL Wool o co' 90 inches wd dark '0o PIC
pieces ssS silk Finished eneta in grand selection shades 25c
pieces s a Novelty Dress Goods good value heretofore PIC
p paes be ds v o, o six and p wo sd Novelty u Csc
to Novelty Sutngs including rich
fancy plads designs for waists S5c yard wv
Is pieces nd b,R b n ad in shades navy green tan SOC
Chevo Serges solid coos in shades brown E0o
new blue navy green and garnet value, yard OOC
, Places sed Hs % iUf s a y,Id n latest SOC
IL pieces 4onch Diagonal Serg Chevot weight solid
shades brown green navy blue and black, $50 value, co.
=.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-12-18

afSu~ht Ous aaa wsoaeht Out With
n Mach fninstaka7G.
s Many sift-sivcrs can think Of lots q
tAlses 10 give people, only they exceed IN
prscs what they have determined upon for
esck recipient. A list OF acceptable pres
ems. within every ones limit. he here APP
peeaos.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1898-12-18
THE DOLLAR LIST.

s
For man you can,get:
Six muffler.
Pocket knife:
China ash tray.
Travelling toilet case.
Wool or pique gloves.
Silver handled tooth Drusn.
a pretty leather card case
Gold collar button, initiated,
Triplicase mirror for shaving.
For q woman;
Evening" ian.
Silver nail iile.
S Sser n ,.l p h
gi.ci suo9 ~, X
IaH .. SIN hose.
GIN snopp'ne We.
S Si,,.e uu .'. noo at, .r,ss
go 800, rs, " ....o -
Sisyr aa l.... pomue. .,s .,,.,,.
aSea.n.a cnsasenien' pauS WALL ''e' ''ns
!. nr ,ae
1,,u
-, 49,,
~. sheec.
ee,sis.r ~,
So,u.p' eui''
SiiiitaIy odP'
rooloan sal..
IVus'ali pen
P, -.
S s Vi ati hi.S,s
~ VI moo'In sues
r,. one vi 800. - ..
- 80 ""son' ioi 'e'' sni"ii wy
-. si'
60 ,,,
Miu Sio.ss.
1 mutai pulse;
Diesseu uoi'.
ssiNer ,h.hipte'
SiNef iiDt pm
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1898-01-27
CURIOSITY Or MONKEYS.
cne Who Wr1 TrczSs,t..c in neGar.
II Nnuc-Hrcned AZ

One Who H-rs rr-z1s.ts.c In Heard
II Home-Brewed Ale.
Curiosity seems 10 be a great failure,
or virtue. of monkeys. a story is told
of an i-5f.lis,ir1an w,io had : sorth Al
: c;i1 .noE,ey which lad avcied with
hiri around shc wo ID. Whei his bach
r-or Gays wee over he t-ci lis young
wife 70 lotn'y : old manor lsc use in th,.
south of E--';.nd. and, rn@,ishmanIike,
kept seFe-al barrels CT Eccd home
brcwed" ale in the cellar. On return
ing T ON church one Sunday morning
he rotiee,l that the cellar door was
open and started on tour Of investi-
t'a.ion- rs he went down the steps
Jenny. ihe monkey. rushed rp. and re
found tat s';c had set al the spigcts
.Hnr'rr. Tie door had teen inad,e--
fent't lCTt crrn- and jenny. Doubtless.
vent pr yine into the semili~Eted place.
Turning one spiPot on produced such
4 rushinr stream that she tried the 9th
c-s .iso, r;uch 10 the waste of the
liquo-- II may be added that when
TIE Err'ishnan's first-born appeared
and roropolized attention Jenny got
such n fit of Jealousy thot size was ar
once sent 10 the secluded brit raorc con-
renial society to be found in the mon
KEY house of the London geological gnr-
deus
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1898-01-27

Imperative acquisitions by the gov
ernmen, authorities for the production
Of bunting for navy bags are what in
sure the superiority 50 well known to
ehasac,Ss,<e the An,risan article. The
regulations prescribe that the fabric
te riaGe eaiirely OF wool OF the best
quality and show 70 imperfeet,ons, the
weight to be sh pounds avoirdupois
per piece of 40 yards OF ten-lnch width.
the yarn to be evenly spun, the warp
s.d filling TO contain no less than 30
threads TO the inch ard the warp two
ply. with cne-ply filing, properly
ts.s.s'; further. tensile s,-cr-th is
required of IS pounds for the warp
and IS pounds for the filling. in test
pieces two inches wide. The colors
must be as fast" as IL Is possible to
make them. and not liable to be se-
riousiy affected by bcing soaked con-
tinuously for "a hours In fresh water
and then thoroughly washed In water
with which is combined rood grade
OF laundry soap. Every stripe and de-
vice on the fiars made of this superb
material are measured with the most
perfect eeometrical accuraey. and the
ssars are put on 30 carefully And evenly
tAAA vAsn The 80 b Aeld up 70 tAs
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1898-01-27
Blood Poisoned.
FEARFUL RESULT OF IMPROPERLY
TREATING AN ABScESS.
Mrs. {. Browning Of Pueblo Painfully Afflicted from CompIca
ton Of Diseases Her Remarkable Fortitude

The hurry and hustle of the housewife
Is extremely wearing upon the delicate
organism of womanhood. Her intense ear
nestness in whatever she undertakes, Temps
her constantly to go beyond her strength.
Read the story of Colorado woman as
told 10 our reporter: Eight years ago"
said she, ''my husband died. aud was left
with three children to care for and educate,
About two years ago | very sick with
blood poisoning. eaused i.y ahscess that
had not received proper treatment. The
disease for time settled in my throat, caus-
ing me intense agony. Then iufiammatory
rheumatism set in. For four months and .
hall i rrisaii;r in my room, most
the time confined To- my bod. Ny hands
were swollen so thai I could not t7esi myself
and the swelling ia my feet and ankles
would have made walking impossible if l
had been strong ei.Ou.It-
One day. amer considerable treatment,
my physician brought me box Of pills.
:. You need a tonic, - he said, and some
thing that viii act nj once. and TINS is tine
best medicine | know of for that purpose"
Pills" | exclaimed in surprise as he
opened the box and showed me tl'e littie
pink globes These are DIR. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People,
Yes" he replied, a. but you need not be
alarmed. they are not physic, ami my word
for it, they'll do you good
'' Before had been taking them week |
noticed great improvement in my con-
d. ion. Soon nv rheumatism WIS gone.
grew .trongc. each day and now ara in the
nest Of health.
The lady was Mrs L. f. Browning, of 115i
East ith St, Pueblo Colorado
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1898-01-27
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

-Thirty-four acres of mountain land
in Berkeley county, W. Va. this year
yielded a crop of apples that brought
the owner, John Miller, 10000. The
same gentleman also realized nearly
$4,000 from the peaches he raised dur
ing the same time
"A Manchester confectioner has con-
verted a bicycle into an ice cream
freezer. Mounting his wheel, which. of
course, is stationary. he pedals away
ed with the freezer, causing it to turn
very quickly. He can freeze a i7-gal-
lon can of ice cream in 90 minutes.
1t is good fishing in the ST. Albans
(Vt) reservoir. Years ago the reservoir
was stocked with pickerel. No one has
been allowed to fish there. and the
pickerei have multiplied until they have
become a nuisance. The town authori-
ties have ordered the drawing of the
seine to rid the pond of the piscatorial
pest.
DIR. Peate. says London knowledge.
hes completed the process of grinding
and polishing a gigantic disk of glass
over 81 inches in diameter. on which he
has beea engaged more than two years.
BY the aid of this glass n hair can be
seen at distance of LOCO feet. and the
reflection of the moon at the focal point
would be absolutely binding.
1t has been found by careful obser-
walton that in the New York tenement
district the American family lives the
poorest and at the greatest cost. On the
contrary. the Italian lives in the most
wholesome manner at the least expense.
while the French follow closely upon
the Italian. The German is economical.
hut the cooking is not as dainty and
palatable.
There are no remaining public
lands in any of the states OF New Eng
land, in New York. Pennsylvania. New
Jersey. Delaware. Maryland. Virginia.
West Virginia, North Carolina, South
Carolina. Georgia, Tennessee. Kentucky
or Texas. Therc are e5.ooocoo acres ot
public land in Ohio, s..ooo.Ooo In Flor-
ida. 3s.0oo.Oo0 in Alabsma. $500 200 in
Louisiana. S6,ooo.o 600 in Michigan aud
"A I,ooo.ooo in WISCONSIN. The other pub
lie lands are in the western states and
in the territories.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1898-01-27
ONE ADDED.
Two Men to whom the Cable GripAas
Now Comedies the Right of Way

Two Men to whom the Cable GrfpAas
Now Comedies the Right Of Way.
There has always been one driver
that the cable gripman has let have his
own way, and that is the driver of the
giant truck with the load of iron
beams. The power in the engine that
moves the cable is ample to brush away
the great truck as il would n hand cart.
But there would be no adequate means
of applying IL, and this the cable car
does no, supply. Heavy as il is, il is not
nearly so heavy as the big truck with
the iron beams. In collision with that
the car would be wrecked and left be-
hind, while the cable sung merrily on
below. The gripman knows this, and
SO, while he. bangs the gong, he doesn't
really mean to 20 on until the driver
OF the great truck has turned out.
There is now another moving thing
that the gripman does not try TO btiists
off the face of the earth. and that Is,
the ponderous road roller. sucl, as is
used in the city in the making of as
phalt pavemcnts. These rollers go from
one par, of the city TO another under
their own steam. numbering along slow
ly but with irresistible power. Some
times they cross the cable tracks or
move along in the same ;:cet. With
n road roller ahead the gripman slams
the gong as usual, but II is purely a
formal notice. There arc RON two men
to whom the gripman comedies the
right of way-the driver of the giant
truck with the iron beams and the
pilot of the steam road roller.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1898-01-27

"I consider Dr. Williams Pink Pills A.
Pale People," she continued, "the bess
tonic ] have ever known"
- friend not long ago was telling me az
her mother ho Is at critical period in her
life She had been subject TO terrible faint
ing spells, and the whole family would work
over her. DIR. Willisns' Pink Pills have NOT
only stopped the fainting spells, but given
her so much strength that she is able to take
up lite's duties sgair-
:. recommended the pills also to a Young
lady whose pale face made one pity her. She
looked as ii there wasn't drop of blood in
her body She was so weak that she was
10: sblr 40 attend school, but after taking
Dr. Williai..s' Pink Pills for awhile she has
gone tatg ~ ~ ngi, and, with her ro5y
cheeks and ir.s--t eyes, she looks like an
other girl.
(Sie,edA Mrs. L. E. BROWNING.
Sub,eriis,l and sworn to before me this
iath day of May. A. D.. 1897.
GEORGE W. GILL, Notary Psbfc
Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
contain, in q condensed form, all the ele-
ments necessary to give new life and richness
TO the blood and restore shattered nerves.
They are rnfliiing specific for such dis.
eases as looomosor ataxia, partial paralysis,
St Wins dance. sciatscst, neuralgia. rheuma-
tisrn, nervous headache, the after effect of 10
grippe, palpitation of the heart, pale and sal
low compilations, all forms Of weakness
either in male or female. DR.. Williamss
Pink Pills are sold hy all dealers, or will be
sent post paid on receipt Of price, so cents .
box, or six boxes for $50 tthey are never
Wiliaras' Medicine Co., Schenectady, n. Y.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1898-01-27
s..r... Of NAY :. .he CITY.

In the last two years there has been
decrease in the number of stable fires
In New York city, and an even larger
proportionate decrease in the pecuni-
ary losses resulting therefrom. This is
due it part at least to the law which
regulates the storage of hay, feed and
straw. BY this law steps must be taken
to make the building more or less fire
proof No loose or unbaled hay or
straw may be stored in any tenement
house. OF baled hay, quantity not ex-
c ding 25 bales, and of baled straw,
not exceeding Is bales, may be stored.
but no more. No feed. hay or straw
may be kept under any stairs in any
! ement house, and all lights used
must be protected by wire cloth globes
Cf cylinders or lanterns. No smoking
is TO be allowed. All stoves must be
protected by sheet or zinc or iron un-
de-neath and by portable sheet
iron jacket surrounding and inclosing
al least three-quarters of the stove
There were 4,649 stables in the City of
New York at the date of the last re-
port and 3,746 horses.-N Y. Sun.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1898-01-27
WORLDLY WISDOM.
LsrA CIeanelT-s RaIes Were Yer,
severe Ones.


severe Ones.
The Power of Perseverance = Sir
Henry Cavendish, the youngster, with
a slight frame and very moderate pow
ers, by mere assiduity made himself the
first sailor. skater, billiard player.
fiddler. shorthand writer and master of
several other accomplishments of any
man in Britain. by taking each in sue
cession. says Lord Clemmell's papers.
He rode from Derbyshire TO London,
145 miles, from three in the morning of
a snowy day to six in the evening. very
moderate in eating and drinking. and
always far from the fire.
Knowledge of the World-..void inti-
macies- Never be intimate with any
man or woman but for the purpose of
answering your purposes upon them.
and never suffer either. upon the same
rank with you. to takeSbertieso or to he
intimate with you. 1 never suffer an
injury from anybody but an intimate.
crd every Painful moment of my life,
every mischief done to me. has arisen
from intimacy - treachery. envy. in
gratitude. resentment arising from in
tinacy. Suffer no man to come so near
you that you cannot call him Mr."
with propriety.
Discipline of an Attorney-General.-
He should arise at four in the morning.
He should read without fire. standing.
if possible. until eight; he should eNer-
else. bathe and dress ut nine. he should
see all persons until II; he should ap-
ply every minute to three in court busi-
ness. to four he should SET DOWN the r,a-
Port of the day. He should not drink
wine al dinner. and eat but few
things. and not much. He should not
drink wine after seven, and from eight
TO twelve he should apply to business
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1898-01-27
DEVOTION OF A PIGEON.
Eiwood Rtrd Works fos Days to R--
Lease an Iuprixourd Gamma nj. =

\ remarkable example oS a / -ce.. S
devotion was illustrated at Elwoo,i &c
centiy. There are riaRy ooops OF ear
r'Vv pigeons IN that slty. some days
a. a rct issan disappeared FROM its
ac, nsJ, =. 4 retreat at the stosage
lcs.sc & ,Sc ,cdia apoliS Baewing oora-
pa-.. - ;ysse ef II eea,d - .oand.
y gy-y =. ',tcr the Gil gi.-t On was
uc,i,od . .iS- st,asrely. Il began ny
ing n. Il cvly SSai, ST the outside 81 me
hsl,1irS sd ssril.iag tie weather
tean,i III he-- II asd head, she
~, "a ~ 20 the Panhandle ear track
ard with flying stast die back against
the side q the oui.,,iag. a.ways hitting
the saale SPOT. She kept up her qreer
actions until, it is claimed by those " ho
Witnessed the affair, she actually
clipped a hole through the siding.
she was later noticed carrying food
and dropping il through the small open
ing. An Investigation revealed the fast
that .he missing bird had go, fas,ened
between the weather boarding ard the
lath- II called on the old bird and at
last attracted her attention. she b.
gan work getting to IL and after three
or four days ruoceeaed in making {
large eaough opening 70 GET food
aAss IT.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1898-01-27
The Objection to stage Coaches.

In 1852 there were. strange as it
seems, only six stage coaches running
il all England. and of course these were
oaly public vehicles for travellers. Even
these We're a novelty, and a person
named John Crosset thought they were
such dangerous innovation that he
wrcta pamphlet against them. These
coaches, he wrote, make gentlemen
come to London upon every small oc-
casion. which otherwise they would not
do except upon urgent necessity. Nay.
the conveniency of the passage makes
their wives come often up. who rather
than come such long journeys en- horse
back would stay at home. Then when
they come TO town they must be in the
wade. get fine clothes, go to plays and
treats, and by these means get such
habit of idleness and love of pleasure
that they are uneasy after" Even peo-
pie who come to the city on steam cars
are sometimes similarly affected by the
visit, even unto this sday.-Philadelphia
Press