New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-05-25
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

... .so.-.. ~, exnuIsion' has been issued by
tho King OF Slam this time against enc Oh mo wv.
omc,aIs Chow Pligh Rax. Minister Plenipote"''a'
General Adviser, etc, in which IL saio no
shall be publicly stripped OF his siaiheSo "oNo
that he shall then have his head shaven ,o' - -.
! better preservation of his health, ana ina. -
shall be. after the expiration OF seven days. maue
80 o,t grass for the royal elephants for the rest
of his natural fe."-(Advocate OF lndia 'f'o"''a"'
snanels hez dun run all der ships INTO ne nn u.s
arbr FUR keep ontep de wsy Witch Gl is epowu
old Mister ma sf se se d an sS
one covered clean up in solid rpn r dsm pan
thick so hit am scmpy ompos an damage de beef
supply / tells yo hit Is mighty good ,n,ms ,r,
DE papers cont pu,hln bout old man man s sna
having OF floating ronclaa n his feet he Shore
needs one an'>he doan want ter lsrs, De se' enemy
fer den nuthin could stop dem niggers out suuui"'
death. ,.uou c,h,, u,bat fotch on all
dis we're row. my notion Is dat he IS liao .sI ~
putty bad hurt at any mInute."-(Atlanta JOURNAL
4 travelling salesman Just back from Mississippi.
says that this is a copy OF a etter-head used py
merchant in a small town: BLANK ~ Co., oeae'"
in furniture hardware. groceries. drugs co"ns'
tobacco snuff fruits drygoods. saddles. nails can
threads clothing. hats caps. boots ana SHOES
country produce bought and sold agents Tor the
49, Life Insurance Company; will also take your
measure for tailor made suits livery stable In con-
nection" And then in parenthesis; MRS Blank
takes boarders.
How 1t Was Done-"George Ryggles was home home
for day or two do you remember WIFI "e""
chin and lower jaw he had''
wei. he's developed them to the most massive
Eating bareback does that"-(Cleveand Plain
Dealer.
A Scottish paper tells q story OF an old Scottish
woman who was "unco' drouthie.' without the
money TO buy "a drappe." "Lassie," she said to
her little eranddauehter gang round TO Donald
McCaIlur, and bring me gill. Tell him III pay
him T. the morning" Back came the chiid WIN
refusal. Donald declined 10 part with his whisHey
without the cash. Eager and irritated. the ola
woman cast about for means of raising
tho wind" and her eye fell upon the family Bible.
Here lassic" she said gle him this and tell
him to keep Il until bring him the siller.' OH
went the little girl. but she soon returned s'iii
carrying tho Bible Donald was oodurate-
"Ue saws he naun haze tho baubees first granny
In anger the disappointed grandmother threw up
her hangs and exclaimed: "Iosh. did onybody
ever hear the Ike O that The man VIII neither
tax my word nor the word of God for gill o
whusky!'
The Secretary Of the Navy had ono OF his own
rules enforced on him few evenings ago: sea- cto
hours. and instead OF going to the main entrance
whore he known found it more conye ni M 70
Waterman. who demanded his pass, ,ovo ra.s
s sss N '2S the Waterman A' was the secretary
retary OF tho Na~y replied tho Waterman y
don't know YOU. and you can't enter inc DuiIalng
vi without nov pass That Is the ofoer Oh INC
rho Secretary appreciated tho fact that the
.l ar vi
which ne himself had made. and he WAS too good
n dscplinarian 70 do more than commend nm TOT
his srlctness Mr. Long then made his way 10
the main entrance OF the building, where the
Waterman knew him washington Star.
RHYMIN6 WHILE WE WAIT.
May Admiral Sampson defy.
And with Commodore Schley, be sly
Enough TO catch and pacify
Tho Spanish who brag and lie.
WrecIing the Maine and tho deed denyt
Away with their ships. big and little fly"
Send every mule sky high.
Mako him learn horse-sense or diei
The world must yield to Freedoms CRY.
Wherever Old Glory bedecks the sky!
Queens. y. Y. CARL DE MULDOR-
Said Phelim: Tho o'Tooles arc a great family
Sure, wan was raised to the throne OF ould Dire
And what. that to tho o'Ryans7" said Pat. for
the honor OF his family. Twas Organ they
him. And there he IS to this dayr'-(Household
Words.
He trine ragged and unkempt. but. as ne
stood with companion IN front OF tho bulletin
board. It evident that he Park Row
strategist OF the first I'm glad" he
marked dat dey knocked do stuffln out o. dem
Philippians; but wot want to know Is. wen arc
we goin' to free de Cubians. an wot we gittin'
fer de treo or four hundred millions we're spendin7
Dem fclers In Washington had better git a hustle
DEM dey'l hear from do people"
She-He insulted mo grossly. He actually stole q
kiss.
His Friend--I know II. but ne told mo you surely
could not miss II; FOR so handsome a woman you
could get plenty
She-iIes "A sad rogue: and yet cannot help
liking him.-(Boson Transcript.