Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-08-18
South Side.
A girl never thinks electricity is
very wonderful after she has once
kissed II man in the dark.

hHktf lbS~ NV S'It'N ildl liht
those we read of in the Bible
possessed of devils.
Ben Picrsall is liable to get into
trouble. We understu ld he is Civ
ing it out that we are no Judge of
II ripe watermelon. Well. we are
not. but we don't want anything
said about it,
Your scribe had the pleasure of
attending the grand picnic at
Moore's Ferry Saturday and enjoy
ed himself hugely. We find the
proprietor II. II. Cecil to be per
feet gentleman.
A South Side girl bike fend. who
can't ride unless she has her back
curved like black eat. has ground
her nose so thin on the front tire
that she can cut a watermelon or
split the wind like razor.
a chronic at our elbow SAYS
counting is like starting a ncwspa-
per: 1t starts as a weekly, then be-
comes tri-weekly, then energies
into daily, and if it has any en-
terprise comes out with an extra
about once n year.
1t is little dangerous to travel
through this part now on the turn
pixies as the people are So busy
gritting corn that the cobs fly SO
thick ard fast both east and west
that many will be minus an eye be-
fore gritting season is over.
We have seen some critics criti-
else Others for their bad grammar,
misspelling, mistakes, etc. They
compliment them in thinking they
should be perfect moro than they
deserve. Even Christ was not per
feet. Jesus wept." John xi-35.
Some people recommend little
dog as a protection against burg.
lars. ''One that will bark furiously
at any strange noise" We prefer n
great big dog, one that will tear
the gable end out any stranger who
would infest the premises after
dark
Elder Kendall will preach at the
Olympinn Springs the 4th Sunday
in this month. Ii will he well for
our people to- turn out to hear the
sermon provided their intentions
are to gain religious information
II such should not be your wish
and you wish to- miSbchave STAY al
home and save your credit.
The greatest promoter and pre-.
server of beauty is good health
Early hours, fresh air. proper ex
ercisr and regular diet are better
than all the lotions ever compound.
ell to retain a fresh complexion
graceful forms. pleasing expression
in fact, all the small points which
contribute to- beauty.
Give BOY or man gun
and be at once begins to !c-k
about for something to shoot at
Give nation a hIC navy and il nj
once begins to look for trouble with
other nari"us. if the gunboat.
were all sunk in the ocean wars be.
tween nations would cease ct once
We say sink them. Let America
set the example. Let US boar from,
the Olympia correspondent next
week.
We have heard later from Hess
Classify and JOHN Henry, Of Side
View. They were having a hot dis
cussioH n to the best way Of get.
ting to Heaven. Uncle" John ar
gued that the best way was to read
South Side items and attend t,
ones own business. Mr.. Classify
,argued to read the Bible and man.
age the affairs Of everybody yor
knew. Go in, boys, you are botl
right. Either way you will iOat
as sercncly into Heaven as bob
tailed rooster floats down stream
on a sweet-"tater' vine.
Our friend Odessa some tim,
back wanted to know what had be.
come of "Old SorreI Top" We are
sorry to say that her husband ha,
filed novel suit for divorce in tn,
Frenchburg Circuit Court. He
states that Mrs. SOrrel Top" i:
addicted to the inOrdinate drinking
of buttermilk; that it makes hin
sick, and has preyed upon his mind
to such an extent that he is on the
verge of insanity; and it is further
alleged that she SHORES so loud that
it is impossible to sleep in the same
house with her. 1t is further al
legged that Mrs. Sorrcl Top con
sumes IL gallon Of buttermilk at the
three meals and on retiring at night.
South Side items have been a
weekly visitor in THE OUTLOOK Of
flee ever since Christmas The
writer tried in every respect 10
please everybody and keep them in
good humor. We have received
the highest compliments, of which
we feel proud, and appreciate the
many friends we have made, and
did not Intentionally make any enc
mics. Should there be anyone offend
ed at our writing we have no apollo
gies to make. 1t becomes necessary
at this time that we must quit for
awhile, as the season of the year
demands, and we find that it will
conflict with some of our rela-
tions in life. We feel grateful for
the use of these columns and hope
that in a short time we will be able
to contribute to the great moral
weekly again. L trust that some
one will represent this section of
the country for awhile, as know
that items from different parts of
the country are always read with