The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1898-09-08

Mrs. Younglng: John do you suppose
you can hear the baby from where you are
IL he wakes mp and criesf" John who Is
reading the newspapeD-"I dunno. 1 hope
not"
Don't delay minute. Cholera infantum, dy-
sentery diafrhpa come suddenly. Only safe
plan is to have DIR. Fowler's Extract of Wild
Strawberry always on hand.
Dorothy (wbo is accustomed to have her
eggs prepared before they come to the table,
Mamma, can't have my eggs cooked with
the covers on some time, same's as you dor"
Scratch, scratch; unable to attend to business
during the day or sleep during the night. Itch
ing piles, horrible plague. Doan's Ointment
cures. At any drug store, 30 cents.
Jack. you seemed worn out with commo-
dore Mizzentop's "reminiscences
well you see he's been in two wars"
tack of Group II you don't have DR.. Thomas
Eclectric Oil ON hand for the emergency
"she has masculine mouth. don't you
Think" Every. / fancy she couldn't hold
more than q dozen pins in 1t to save her life'
Bad blood and indigestion are deadly enemies
to good health. Burdock Blood Bitters destroys
them.
Eyes, sir; he's the most considerate chap
lain in the army, how Is tna s,h II. why
ment he puts cotton in his ears so that the
boys may free to talk"
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"You remind me 40 much OF my poor dear
frst rusbandP" "You remind me OF him
altogether too much. my dear.
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Mrs. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
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Twenty FIVE cents q bottle. Be sure and ak
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take NO other kind. lyss
Hotel Clerk: what time do you wish to be
called in the morningf" Farmer: II don't
your tavern II have ter git up before four!
Do I?'
Distressing Stomach Disease
Sonth American Nervine Tonic. Invalids need
suffer M longer. because this great remedy
can cure them all 1t Is a cure for the whole
world Of stomach weakness and inc igestion.
The cure begins with the first dose. The relief
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Little Sister: whats the difference tween
Electricity and lightnin'9" Little Brother:
You don't have to pay nothin' fur lightnin."
Thousands suffer from catarrh and cold in the
head and have never tried the popular remedy
There Ia no longer an excuse as 10 cent trial
size of Ely's Cream Balm can be had of your
druggist or mail 1t for 10 cents. Full size 80
cents.
ELY BROS. Sc Warren ST.. N. Y. City.
A friend advised me to try Ely's Cream Balm
and after using 1t six weeks believe myself
cured of catarrh II is most valuable remedy.
Joseph Stewart, 624 Grand avenue Brooklyn,
Wy.
what is . philosopher, Uncle Jim?" "a
philosopher Is a man who has noticed that the
things people worry about never come to
pass