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WYOMING CAMP NO. 5000. MOD.
ERN WOODMEN OF AMERICA.
Meets first and third Tuesdays in A. o.
U. W. nall. Z. }. savior, V. e.
Chas. W. Bussard, Clerk.
LARAMIE LODGE NO. g., I. o. o. F..
Meets every Tuesday evening in l. o. o.
F. hall. Albert Rosln, N. G..
J. c. McRae, Secretary.
rp.,,IE JonCE Mo . Y "a
A. M. Meets first and third Monday
evening in Masonic hall.
Hugh Hynds, w. M.
J. +. uRtes. Secretary.
NI7EJ- COMM M q
K. I. Meets on the second Tuesday
evening in each month in Masonic hall.
Charles N. Settele, E. c.
J. +. Gates, Recorder.
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CACTUS LOYAL ORANGE LODGE
NO. 232-Meets first and third Saturday
evenings in l. o. o. +. hall.
ID. A. Jones, W. M.
David McCullagh, Secretary.
, 1898-08-22
LARAMIE

Wet. Laramie Union meets the
second and fourth Thursdays of each
month, at 2:S0 p. m. at the ME-. churcL
parlor. Mrs. c.. NJ. Simpson, Pres.
Mrs. L. S. Boyd, Secretary.
, 1898-08-22

PILOT CAMP NO. At Woodmen OF
the World. Meets first and third
Friday evenings, in l. o. o. F. hall.
W. Il. Archibald, c. {.
c. L. Rauner, Clerk.
, 1898-08-22

DAMON LODGE NO. 3, X. Of P
Meets evety Friday evening at X. of p.
hall. L. S. Bartlett, C. C.
+. ]. Gosden, K. of Il. and s.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Times-HeraId Shots.

The idea of expansion seems to
have struck Aguinaldo at the top.
The Spanish game is up to Don
Carlos now and it is his move.
Colonel Roosevelt is also a rough
writer.
And now Peru is growing about
the United Sta tes for some reason or
other; but the Peruvian bark always
cuts more of figure in this country
than the Peruvian bite.
Perhaps Speaker Reed, Grover
Cleveland and Queen Lii oppose 1.-The
principle of further expansion" on
the ground that they feel they have
already expanded enough.
This criticism of Billy Mason ought
to stop. He couldn't consistently
enlist on account of defective eye
sight: as a matter of fact, he couldn't
see it at all.
Fitzsimmons claims to be the
champion heavy fighter of the world,
but such a claim is preposterous;
General Shafter weighs 80 pounds.
A few Americans are complaining,
not because Cervera is treated SO
well, but because he is treated SO
often.
In Dewey, Schley and Shafter the
United States has three first-class
battle "hiMs" of the republic.
1t is said that at Ell Caney a
Mauser bullet struck one of the
rough riders and went through two
of his pockets. But there is nothing
SO very remarkable in that; many a
wife has often made a heavier score
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
CREATES A SENSATION.
Senate Chamber for ApplaudinG
and Makes Indignant Protest.

Quite sensation was created in the
senate chamber at Washington the
other afternoon by DR.. Mary Walker.
Senator Roach was delivering an anti
annexation Hawaiian speech, which
appealed SO strongly to DIR. Mary that
she stood up in the ladies' gallery,
waved her handkerchief, and applaud
ed the sentiments uttered by the North
Dakotan. Her action was a gross vio-
lation of the rules of the senate, and
a detective elected DR.. Walker from
the gallery, escorted her out of the
building, and threatened her with ar
rest if she was again seen in the sem
ate wing of the capitol.
DIR. Walker did not take kindly to the
treatment to which she had been sub
jected, and denounced the detective
in severe terms-calling him a villain
and scoundrel. and threatening to
have him discharged.
Immediately after the female doctor
who affects mems attire had been
elected from the senate wing of the
capitol she appeared on the house
side, in IN ugly mood. and sat down and
wrote letter OF complaint to the vice
president. Notwithstanding her sharp
communication she will have to con-
tent herself in the future with having
access to the south side of the build
ing
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Power Mercantile Co.

made of rufiles o. ace, chiffon. g.. ..ais-
seline de sole plated very, fine and put
on fitted lining of silk or satin. Os-
trich-feather boas have for some time
been said to be out of style: but judging
from the quantities that are for sale. as
well as the numbers that are worm il
is safe to say the assertion is unfoundsd.
For between seasons, and on a cool day
in summer. there is nothing pleasanter
to wear than one of these same boas.
They come in black, in the natural
feathers. in brown. and in light gray
Light gray is especially effective, and is
very much worn with dark tailor gowns.
The long boas that come as far as the
waist are considered the smartest.-
Harper's Bazaar.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
COST OF THE WAR.
The Conflict Cost This Country Ninety-Eight
Million to August -.

Washington, August 13.-Although
the war lasted only IA days. it is
estimated it has cost the government
so far $3.50, ,OOO, 900, of which $4,000, 600
has been actually paid out of the
treasury. Beginning with March l.,
when the first increases in the ex-
penditures in anticipation of war
became apparent in daily expendI-
lures of the treasury, the actual dis
bursements of this account have
been approximately as follows:
Total charged to war department,
$65, 100000. Total charged to navy
department. So, ,7OO, 900. Grand total,
sos, 100000.
The appropriations made by
congress on account of war, aggre-
gated about $500, 900 900, and cover
the time to January !, 1899.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Chicago Live Stock narket.

Chicago, August l3.-Cattle were
in good demand today at steady
prices. Choice steers, $3.50 S5.65;
medium. $4.s0@s4 beef steers,
$4.20@ $4.75; stockers and feeders,
5000 $500; bulls. $2.50@$4. %; cows
and heifers, $500 %; calves, So. 80
@$7.OO; western rangers, S3 0O@ 81 so;
Texas, $2.5O@ $4.OO.
A large part of the offerings OF
sheep were consigned to the slaught-
ering houses. The few fiocks that
came on the market sold at un-
changed prices. Common to choice,
$3.OO@$4.60; western rangers, SO. .25@
$4.6O; poor to prime lambs, $1,000
S6.65 prime western rangers, S6.25.
Receipts: Ctatle, 100: hogs, $1,000;
sheep, 1000.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Not Many Feeders This Year.


Chicago Drovers Journal.l
If the western range cattle crop is
to be judged by the vanguard which
arrived this week, we may have
reason to expect the quality to ex-
Gel that of average years. The short
age of cattle on the range and the re-
markable good growth of grass this
year is a combination that dosn't Of
ten occur. The ranchman is having
a great streak of luck this year, for
besides having a chance to market
fat cattle prices are good. 1t is
generally believed that the proportion
of feeders to be sent in from the
range will be small, for there is no
great pressure for money and there
are not many cattlemen who can't
use all they have. Farmers in the
corn states are depending largely on
this supply to fill up their feed lots,
SO it looks as if there is going to be
disappointment somewhere.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17

Washington, August 13.-With the
coming of peace the cOmmissary
department of the army will not
have it's laDors lessened. 1t is under
stood to be the purpose of the ad-
ministration to supply rations to
the Cuban troops which have been
under Gomez and Garcia. This will
open the way for a wider distribu-
tion to the starving population of
the island, to relieve which was i'm
possible after the declaration of war
In April. How many of the recon-
centradOs survive is not known.
Many of these who were receiving
aid when hostilities broke out un-
doubtedly have perished, yet after
the Spanish troops were Withdrawn
from the interior to the seacoast
towns, it is believed that a portion
of reconcentrados were able to re-
turn to the country districts, and
they have found subsistence there.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Dewey Bombarded and Captured
the City Saturday Last.
Gen. AUCuSTl ESCAPED TO HONG KONG
The Germans Helped the Coward Get
Away..-BIanco Has Resigned
and Perhaps Escaped.

Hongkong, August 15.-General
August, captain general of the
Philippines, arrived today by the
Kaiserin Augusta. He refuses to be
interviewed, and will say nothing
more than that he is going to Spain
at the first opportunity. 1t is a
significant fact that while the fastest
German cruiser has brought General
Augusti, she brings only a small
package of mail for the German
consul. The consul is now at Canton
and his mail matter remains unopen-
ed. The precise facts are unknown,
but it is supposed that General
Augusti has fled from the Philip
pines.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17

"The Blight OF Free Trade-The
Blessings of Protection" is the title
of a document just issued by the
American Tariff League. This docu-
ment clearly demonstrates the effect
OF the system of Free Trade under
the Wilson Tariff, and of Protection
under the Dingley Tariff. 1t is based
on the result of the Tariff Leagues
Industrial Census, and should be in
the hands of every voter. Seven
copies to any address for six cents.
Address W. F. Wakeman, General
Secretary, No. 135 West 23rd Street,
New York.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17

Playa del Este, Aug. IL, 3 p. H.
Thursday evening the Scorpion con-
veyed Admiral Sampson Washington
dispatches from Playa del Este, say
General BlancO has escaped from
Havana probably on the steamer
MOntserrat. Commodore Watson
was communicated with and the
Dixie and the Yankee were sent to
the Bahama channel to head Blanco
off. Admiral Sampson at once decid-
ed to go to the western extremity OF
Jamaica to intercept Blanco, should
he attempt to escape in that direc-
ton,
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Does Advertising Pay.

The advertising of Schilling's Best
months ago Messrs. A. Schilling &
Co., started the advertising of their
money-back baking powder. They
are evidently well pleased with the
results, for we have again received
an order for advertising of their tea
and baking powder-this time for
increased space.
There is nothing that sells SO well
as a good article advertised in the
town where it il to be sold.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Land Scrip.

We have secured several thousand
acres of soldiers additional home
stead scrip that can be located on
any land in this district. No resi-
dence or improvements required.
Patent follows at once to locator.
We can quote you so and 1O0-acre
tracts at 81 per acre; 4O-acre tracts
slightly higher.
Write for particulars. We attend
to location and follow entry to pat
ent. Cook & HILGER,
Lewistown, Mont.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
THE CHICKEN LAW.
Provisions of the nontana Statutes of Interest
to Nimrods.

The following is the chicken law:
THAT any person or persons who
shall wilfully shoot or kill or cause
to be killed any grouse, prairie
chicken, pheasant, fool hen, sage hen,
partridge or snipe between the 18th
day Of November and the 18th day of
August of the next ensuing year
shall be deemed guilty OF a mis-
demeanOr, and upon conviction
thereof shall be fined in any sum not
less than $25 nor more than $500;
and all persons are hereby prohibited
at all times from killing for specula-
tive purposes, for market or sale any
of the birds named in this section;
and any person who shall hereafter
kill for speculative purposes or offer
for sale any of the birds named shall
be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor,
and upon conviction thereof shall be
fined In any sum not less than $25
nor more than $3.50 for each Offense,
or be imprisoned in the county Jail
not less than one month nor more
than six months or be punished by
both such fine and imprisonment, at
the discreatiOn of the court.
Every person who, during the
open season, shoots or kills more
than 20 grouse, or prairie chickens,
or fool hens, or pheasants, sage hens
or patridges shall be punishable by a
fine not less than $25 nor more than
$500 or by imprisonment in the
county jail not to exceed three
months, nor less than one month, OF
ment."
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17

Madrid, August 10, p. m.-The
government has received from
Captain General Blanco a dispatch
rendering his resignation. The
reason given by Blanco for resigning
is that he does not want to superin-
tend the evacuation of Cuba. The
government is also informed that
General Augusti, governor general OF
the Philippines will leave Manila for
Spain by the first mail steamer. Civ
ing his command to the second in
rank.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Ruches and Feather Boas.

There is no end of smart little neck
arrangements to be worn with street
gowns, and wonC : are so acct. toned
row to mutfiirg their necks that il will
be some time before the fashion goes
entirely ont of style. Many Of the col
lars are really small capes. They are
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Aarernfda

The number of asteroids known to
astronomers is 423. Some of them have
not been observed since their discov-
cry, and are practically lost.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17

Washington, August 1.-THE de-
partment of state have Just issued
the following: The following dis
patch was received at the depart
ment of state at 1l:15 p. m, August
15, from Consul General Wildman at
Hongkong: "Augusti says Dewey
bombarded Manila Saturday; the
city surrendered unconditionally.
Augusti was taken by the Germ ans
In launch to the Kaiserin Augusta,
and brought to HOngkong. l credit
the report
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Cool

Don't go around telling everyone you
meet Its hot day, isn't it?" Most people
can tell hot day when they see it and even
then if they're not sure, they can buy a
thermometer. Dress as if you wanted to
take comfort. Buy clothes that are made
for this climate. If your too warm buy a.
cool suit and don't fry yourself off your own
skeleton.
We have Cool Underwear Cool Shoes and every
thing in way of clothes which goes to make the
cool possible. Nevertheless
suit you n any kind of wearing apparel
We handle complete line Of everything
and single trial will prove to you the great
saving of time and discomfort, during this
hot weather of
Placing all Your Orders
Under One ROOf.-
Chas. Lehman g. Co.
GenefaI Merchants.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
Ferocious Indian CrocodtI..

The Indian crocodile is a ferocious
and dangerous animal, and causes
great destruction to human life. espe-
cially in lower Bengal
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17
CUBANS TO BE FED.

One Of the First Steps to be Taken Now That
The War 10 Over.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1898-08-17

Fast Color Challes, per yard, &c
West Point Suitings per yard 12Hc
L awns and Dimities, per yard, 20, 10, 12Hc
Madras Cloth for Waists, per yard, - 15c
Picntne (stripes) per yard, 12Ac
Percales, per yard, sc
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-11-04

private citizen with 10 restrictions
ghatevsr, On his actions either 70 stay
at home OF go 70 ST Louis 81 elsewhere
Die business or inclination may take
him. Not So with Governor McLaunn
The people Of the state qre entitled %
some consideration We nave never
seenn any criticism Of any AcLaurin
not ia public position As private citi-
zsas they have the right to get drunk
run from yellow fever or 20 % View
York and paint the town red just
the same as any other hoodlums brt
when occupying representative posi-
lions ia the state Of Mississippi the case
Is quite different The defenders OF
5lcLaurin's shortcomings win have to
get up something besides Gov stone to
lelp their cause. -Coffeeviile Courier.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-11-04
ApoorA Apology

a large crowd Of refugees ielt Jack.
son last Sunday Gov Stone among
D. uumbar over the Illinois Central
riir1ad s5r tAe north
This SIMPLE PARAGRAPH appears ia On
exchange bet eze.,as Hgsle notice or
comment Had Is been the governor or
some other McL1urin the Jackson pic-
agrue Baraau would have thrown q
double s5mersault or so of rhetoric di-
Iatiug on the ssLfshnoss or c9wardiee
of zneh igaominious Eight Even the
jack 1n bureau of tire Commercial Ap
peal would have found it difficult to
keep silent But TO the Pieayune Blu
reau it makes all the difference in the
world whose OK is gorsd. Its pet, EE-
Gov. Stone. may venture most any va
riety og performance with impunity,
but the same acts by a McLauriu in
a degree Of obliquity showing an
appalling degeneracy Of craftsmanship
Mississippi There are others like
the Picayune Bureau. Grenada Sen
.inel.
It is just snch viewsas the above that
have brought to McLaurin his score or
more of troubles. Ex-Goy. Stone is a
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-11-04

4
mas money IN the summer to buy ice
care of ihsaIr M as ,o4 IA. r,,1. ~
~, wa ms l"Uil Inat
Ho l''' no accumulation to draw from.
lie has been on the margin Of exist
ence all hfs life perh9ns and pr,ri
5ence .,,r7 .,.,s b.I,
',,,' .Do' "7'P ulu' where his
resources and needs We're in equilibrium.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-11-04

Lock- the srlns 81 IN Haa on freight cars
j ordered the men % their quarters
and as they passed ont Davis lay per-
seclly mJti9nIess J8st as was going
cat Davis raised fum Die cot and brew
Bis ieee ou tba Boor and wirbth c-a
ing 0E fH- eaat1 81 gave ay will
here 5Ha If was anything bHt q
pleasant #. 20 aea man bic Ja.4r-
11 Davis slalliag tase bat not one
wJrl lad Dc u5 say.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-11-04
DAVIS
How Gen. Miles Had Him
Shae<Ied.
Cart Ta1lo# Carries gHr. GEe Order
su# Writes as Hs son ga
To Flow Do Was Bone


Vim aa Lords D.alaIa .uI gaaraa
paaI a.s .l. .5..a ssar " boa
Con .|E-s aalaaa r55s Hea pms a
irons FORTRESS a.aarn. g1e Ie...
wa- wilton aF Ca.. Ja-5an follow u
Die SON. rfnt IesIow Carried a1t Gen
MiIas order
IrepaIta3 20 Gen. Hi.s gs the uew
officer Of rha day. Ina gmn nal said he
had special orders for m- Iu regard tc
JEFF Davis. Having heard 10 rumored
that morning that Davis wa4 to be pm.
in irons ] said 10 tine general 81 think
/ can guess what # iH, general Wei,
what is it, captain To put irons on
Davis / said He said. THAT is st.
said When do you wish it d0nef"
He said. The irons are not ready "
Then / said Hind we not better put
them On toward evening" He said.
Yes and / could send my orderly TO
the blacksmith and have him meet me
at the time with the leg irons. aud at
the same time he Gen. Niles showed
mea part Of a letter he had received
from Secretary stanton, ia which he
said that If the y thought the safety Of
Davis required 1t no could put irons on
Davis. or words 70 that effect. The
matter was left optional TO Gen. Miles
as to whether Davis should be put in
irons or not.
just before the suudOwn relief / sent
my orderly out for the blacksmith to
meet me with the leg irons at the case.
mate, Soon after / went down and /
found the smith and his helper there.
then unlocked the door and told the
guard to let them pass, smith and
helper.
As entered the gun-rOom Davis was
sitting on the end Of his cot, or hospital
bed, reading his Episcopal prayer book,
and rs he looked up ] said: MIR. Davis
/ have II disagreeable duty to execute. "
At the same moment, seeing the black.
smith with the irons he said. 'You do
not intend 10 put letters on meYo /
said; Those are my orders. He said:
Those are orders for q slave, and no
man with a soul IN him would obey
such orders 1 then said. '"Those are
my orders" Mr.. Davis said II shall
never submit to such an indignity.
He then asked If Gen, Miles had given
that order. My answer was in the af-
hrnative He said he would like TO
see Gen, Miles, l replied that Gen.
Miles had just left the fort. Davis then
asked that the execution of the order be
postponed and | should telegraph to the
president in bis name. Ilsaid: Mr.. !
Davis, you are nm old soldier aud know
what orders are, 1t Is needless to saw
an officer is bound to execute an order
given him, Mr.. Davis said it was OBJ
vious thar there could be no necessity
for such an order to make his imprison
meut secure. l said: My duty is to
execute this order, and it is folly for
you to resist, Mr. Davis answer was
that he was % soldier and knew how TO
die, and pointing to q sentinel said.
Let your mau shoot ml 40 once"
A few moments utter that he placed
his foot on o stool; his quiet manner
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1898-11-04

funman >leep,EA Car Birmingham 10 AZ
dAlla connecting &C A.lunta with solid train.
room sleeping Car Atlanta to JacEsonvilis
and Brunswick without change.
All trains run daily.
F.S CANNON Rdv y A - w..Ht,+rr
]. r. GULF, Trnt, Nh. WRshiaTsas 4
~ 4gkbt q. 4, A. Wushinrtsn. ID g
CA.AAASCOdE9,A.&SRA, CA6tln tggraBn-
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1898-02-03
HUKOR FROM OHIO.

They were sitting in the lobby al
Murphey's talking about the strik-
ing peculiarities Of some OF the no.
tells they had been up against in the
course of their travels, says the New
York Herald.
In the party were red-headed
drummer from Arkansas, travel
ing railroad mau and a spindle
shanked man who sells oil out of
Pittsburg. The deal got around to
the man from Arkansas, and what
be had 20 say was this:
'Pve had to stand for some queer
rules and regulations In my time,
but the most unique code of rules
governing hotel I ever had sprung
on me was at the Tallewanda hotel,
in College Corner, Ohio. l remem,
Der each one Of them distinctly to
this day. They were posted in this
order:
|. Board $50 per week, meals
extra.
2. Breakfast at 5, dinner at 6,
supper att.
3. Guests are requested not to
speak to the dumb waiter.
4. Guests willing to get up with
out being called can have selt-rais.
ing flour for supper.
5. The hotel is surrounded With
beautiful cemetery. Hearses to
hire, 25 cents day.
6. Guests Wishing to do little
driving will find a hammer and
nails in the closet
Z. II your room gets too warm
open the window and see the fire es-
cape.
S. Ii you are fond Of athletics
and like good jumping lift the mat
tress and see the bed spring.
8. If your lamp goes OUT, take a
feather out of your pillow, that's
light enough for any room.
10. Any one troubled with night
mare will find halter on the bed
pest.
IL Don't pick a quarrel with
the clerk. His brother is the chief
Of police and his father is mayor OF
the town.
IL. Don't worry about paying
your bill. The house is supported
by its foundation.