Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1898-09-16
DooIey, the Anglo-Saxon.

SWELL" said Mr.. Dooley. Il see be tn
pa -apers that tn snow-white pigeon ~
peace have tied up tn dogs Nv war. It's
all over now. All we've got to do Is to
arrest tn pathrites an make TIL recon
centhradios pay tn stamp tax an be
r-ready f'r to take a punch at Garmany or
france or Rooshia or amy country on
th' face iv tn globe.
"An' I'm glad iv It. This war Hin
Missy, has been a great sthrain on me.
TO think iv tn suffrin Eve endured! F'r
weeks lay awake at nights fenrin that
tn Spanish ar-rmadillo'd lave tn Cape
Verde islands, where it wasn't an take
tn thrain out here an hur-rl death an
destruction into me little store. Day be
day tn pitiless exthries come out an beat
down on me. Ye hear iv Teddy Rosenfelt
plungin' into ambus-cades an sicrety ~
wars. but dye hear iv Martin Dooiey. tn
man behind tn guns. four thousan miles
behind thin. an willin to be furtherf
They ARE no bokays FIR me. I'm what
Hogan calls wan iv tn mute. ingloryous
heroes iv tn war: an not so mute. ayther.
Some day, Hogan. justice'll be done me,
an tn likes iv me, an whn tn story iv
great battle is written they'll print tn
kilt tn wounded, til missin'. an the sery-
thimsilves well an bravely an paid tn
taxes an faced tn deadly newspa-aper
without finchin' II he advanced six pints
an given d chanst to turn jack f'r tn
game.
But me wurruk amt over jus because
Mack has nded tn war an Teddy Rosen-
Felt is comm home to bite tn sicrety iv
war. You an me. Hnnissy, has got to
bring on this here AngloSaxon lieance.
An Anglo Saxon. Hinnissy, is a German
that's forgot who was his parents. They re
a lot iv thin ia this country. They must
be as nanny as two in Boston; they Sc
wan up in Maine, an another lives at
Boggs Ferry in New York State, an
ihrives milk wagon. Mack is an Anglo
Saxon. His folks come firm tn County
Armagh, an their naytional Anglo-Saxon
hymn is 'O'Donnell Aboo.' Teddy Rosen-
felt is another Anglo Saxon. An I'm an
Anglo-Saxon. I'm wan iv tn hottest
Anglo Saxons that liver come out Nv Anglo
Saxony. Tn name iv Dooley has been tn
proudest Anglo-Saxon name in tn County
Roscommon rr nanny years.
"Schwartzmeister Is an Anglo-Saxon
but he doesn't know it an won't till some
wan tells him. Pether Bowbeen down b.
tn Frinch church is formin' tn Circle
Francaize Anglo-Saxon Absinthe Club
nm me OF frind Domingo that used t,
boss tn Ar-rchey r-road wagon whin Cal
laghan had tn sthreet CONTRACT will
march at til head iv tn Dago Anglo-Sax
ons whin tn time comes. There arr
twinty thousan' Rooshian Jews Mt a quar-
Their vote in tn Sivinth ward. an ar
rmed with rag hooks they'd be tur-r-bl
thing FIR amy inimy iv tn Anglo Saxo
'lieance to face. TIL Bohemans an Pol
Anglo-Saxons may be little slow in wal
In up to what tn pa-apers calls our CON
mon hurtage, but We may be sure they
be all fright whin they're called OF
We've got together an Anglo-Saxon Iii
ance in this wa-ard, an we're goin' to ilit
Sarsield OBrien prisidint. Hugh ONei
Darsey ice-prisidint, Robert 1mmi
Clancy sicrety. an Wolfe Tone Major
threc-asurer. O'Brien'll be a good wan
have. He was in the Fenian r-raid a
his father carrid pike in forty-eight. A
he's in tn Clan Besides, he has sthron
pull with tn Ancient Ordher Nv Angl
Saxon Hibernyans.
II tell ye whin tn Clan an tn Sons
Sweden an tn Banana Club an tn Giro
Francaize an tn Pollacky BENEVOLENT y
,ciety an tn Rooshian Sons of Dinnymi
an tn Benny Birth an tn Coffee Clutt
that Schwartzmeister r-runs. an tn Tu
rnd'ye-mind an tn Holland society an I
Afro Americans an tn other Anglo-Sa
ons begin f'r to raise their Anglo-Sax'
battle cry it'll be all day with tn eight
nine people in tn wurruld that has
misfortune iv not bein' brought up Angl
Saxons"-Chicago Journal.