The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-02-23
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yOu WOui0 OC CdpdOICs Oultt
vatc your mind if you would be
loved, you must cultivate your heart.
- 1t is easier to tie a knot in a cord
of wood than to do all evil deed and
get rid Of the consequences.
= 1t is said that candles will not
burn in the klondike because the
heat of the wick fails to melt the tai
low.
This" said the Kansas editor,
looking over the top Of his spcctacles,
"is the most inviting manuscript |
have received in a long time what
is it?' asked the foreman. "a poem
beginning, Come, drink with me-"
- In New York city there are 1000
clothing shops and GG, 800 workers, 10
per cent. Of whom are Jews. Some
are paid even cents for making Il pair
Of trousers.
II Cute little shoes, intended for
dogs, are made and sold in London.
They are Of chamois, with light lcath-
cr solcs. They are only worn indoors,
and arc to protect polished floors from
scratches.
a thrill of terror il experienced when
q brassy cough of Group sounds through
tho house st night. but the terror soon
changes TO relief after One Minute Cough
Cure has been administered. S'fe and
harmless for children. Evans Pharmacy.
r! .I 49, Cuan ..
cd the first thistle in Australia out o.
love for his native land, and now mil
lions Of the plant atilict the land.
- An electrical apparatus to catch
fish has been invented by an Indiana
man, but as yet nothing has been de-
viscd that will catch the fish story
liar III the midst Of his yarns.
- Describing the cold weather down
cast, a man said that it was so cold
sometimes that all the fishes froze,
and he often used an eel as a walking
stick.
this world ard can think of no p%leasantor
or better way to do it than by recon-
mendinE One Minute Cough Cure AZ q
preventive uf p~nouiIiOiiia, ~p.!nn
and other serious lung bleH that fol
ow neglected colds. Evans Pharmacy.
- Statisticians claim that the earth
will not support more than about s.
99l 900 ,0n0 people. The prcscn: pop
u%lation is estimated at 1,467, 000, 900,
the increase being 8 per cent each de-
cade. At that rate the utmost limit
will be reached in the year 2072.
- Suburbs-I guess we'd better give
up keeping chickens. We don't seem
to have any luck. Mrs. Suburbs
How can you expect to have any luck,
my DEAR When you set a hen you
invariably put thirteen eggs under her.
The following epitaph is inscrit-
ed on the tombstone Of q North Caro-
lima moonshincr "Killed by the gov
crnment for making whiskey out Of
corr grown from seed furnished by q
congressman
Don't annoy others by your cough
ing. and risk your life by neglecting a
coughs, colds, Group, grippe aud all
thront and lung troubles. Evans Phar-
macy.
= The blushing bridc-elcct was re-
hcarsing the ceremony about to take
place. "Of course you will give me
away, papa ?" she said. II am afraid
l have done it already, Caroline" re-
piled the old gentleman, n%c-vously.
Il told your Herbert this morning
you had a disposition just like your
mothers"
-"My DEAR said Mr. Hawkins to
his better half the other morning,
S'do you know that you have one of
the best voices in the world ~ "In.
deed - replied the delighted Mrs. H.,
with a flush Of pride at the compli-
ment. "Do you really think so 2"
II certainly do" continued the heart
less husband, Otherwise it would
have been worn out long ago
Whooping cough Is the most Distress
Ing malady; but It's duration can he cut
short by the use OF One Minute Cough
Cure, which Is also the hest known reme-
dy for crnnn and all lung and hynrch!e!
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
-"I hope" said the girls father,
that you expect TO surround MY
daughter with all the luxuries to which
she has been accustomed" "Gh,
yes was the prompt and cheerful
response. I'VE have talked it over,
and We agreed that we would just as
lief come right here to live as not"
= DR.. A. Robinson, a dentist Of
Grand Rapids. Mich, has a bull dog
which recently broke his two front
teeth in a fight. Robinson fixed the
dog up in his chair and fitted the teeth
with gold Filings, and the dog is again
on the warpath.
= Maudc-Do YOU know reallv