The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-01-22

tiers at Cafe Hacker. 12-4tf
We come to tell you that they are on
the market again, Joe Longs sugar cured
hams and bacon. 1-15 ii
For RENT.-Farm OF 81 acres, equipped
for raising poultry on a large scale.
A. ID. HAWK,
Box 593, Lexington, Mo.
We will do your Painting and Papering
NOW, much cheaper than in the spring,
when the rush is on. UT Bros. 1.sm2
WANTED IMMEDIATFLY.-Six %intelli-
gent ladies' and gentlemen. Salary 81 90.
Address In writing. Mics l. NJ.
Crocker, CITY.
The New York Sun says it has become
80 fashionable to discard hats ut the
theater that the woman with obstructive
headgear marks herself as vulgar.
POULTRY WANTED will pay the
highest market price for all kinds of
poultry. Three blocks south of Winkler's
factory. John NJ. Smith. 1-15 2t
Mrs. J. NJ. Peak, assisted by her dauGh-
tiers, delightfully."- entertained a number of
the Elizabeth AuII, Baptist and Central
teachers Tuesday to a six o'clock dinner.
We wish every ex-confederate in the
state could read the Confederate Veteran,
published at Nashville. We can furnish
the I-NTELLIGENoER and the Veteran for
one year for S1.76. 1-stf
Vim, vieor and victory these are the
characteristics of De Wits Little Early
Risers, the famous little pills for constl-
patton, bIIiousness, and all stomach and
liver troubles. Day g Shelby, Leading
Druggists. l 15tf
DR.. ID. H. Bradley has bought the fix
lures of the McCown drug store, at May
view, and will soon open a neat, new drug
store. DR.. Bradley is well.known all over
the county, and his friends will wish him
success.
Burdette's lecture on "Good Medicine"
January &c, will begin at $3.50, thu allow
Ing those who go to prayer meeting to
get to the opera house In plenty of time.
The pathos of this prince is prayer; bis
humor, sacred song. Tickets on sale at
Farmers this morning.
Sheriff Fulkerson came very near being
Injured by q revolver going of In his
pocket, Thursday. Shelton, his son, was
brushing Mr.. Fulkerson's clothes when,
in some way, the brush struck the ham
mer of the revolver which was in Mr..
Fulkerson's hip pocket and the cartridge
In the revolver exploded. The explosion
buddy damaged the rear portion of Mr..
Fulkerson's trousers, and the ball went
down through the fioor and into the foom
below. Fortunately 1t struck no one and
Mr.. FuIkerson's trousers we're the only
sufferers. The sheriff has been wearing
his Prince Albert coat since the accident.
''Dr. Smith Of Kirksville, Mo, Is making
some grisly revelations about the doings
of the Cool connty (Ill.) asylum at Dun
ming. Smith was in search OF subjects
for his chool of Osteopathy. The author
tiles offered him his choice of 'living
patients these they would AK and ship
In trunks. They have a killer ward,
when cases are chosen on the hoof-
having been fixed these cases retail at
$50 per 'hoof.' Those in the 'killer ward
wander off. , escape 30 reads the lying
record" We don't remember which one
of our exchanges contained the above
clipping. We give it to our readers that
they may ponder over II. If a young doc
tor wants a skeleton he can go and select
the living subject, who will Immediately
escape" and the doctor will get n body
shipped in a trunk. Well, well! What
progress we are making.
Odessa Democrat: "At a meeting OF the
stockholders of the National bank on
Tuesday, January IL, 1t was decided that
the National bank would close up its bus
mess and liquldate. The National bank
was succeeded by a bank of $50, 900 capital
organized under the state laws, the new
bank assuming all the liabilities of the
National bank. The National bank has
always had a good business, but it is hard
to make a 100000 capital stock pay the
desired dividend to stockholders, and the
new bank will do as much business as the
old one and can rs a consequence pay a
much better per cent on its capital stock.
The National bank has been wisely and
safely managed and had the confidence of
the people as will the new bank. The
officers of the new bank are the same as
have had charge of the old one for a num-
Der OF years, as follows: J. Q. Cobb, presi-
dent; A. r. Patterson, vice-president; F.
T. Bates, cashier; T. r. Taylor, assistant
cashier. We wish the bank much success
and prosperity"
Last Saturday evening, about eight
o'clock a man stepped into Miss Lucy
DAVIS millinery store, and asked her for
money. She told him she had none. He
told her she did have money, and wanted
It.. Again she denied 1t, and be became
boisterous, exclaiming: "You have
money; give me your hand" at the same
time leaning over the counter and reach
ing toward her. Miss Lucy was greatly
frightened, and spoke to her sister who
was IN the next room-the rooms being
separated by a curtain. The fellow,
thinking a man was coming, hur-
ried out. While all this was going ON
another man was nj on the sidewalk,
with his face pressed up against the win
dow. When the fellow left the store, the
two ran away together. The officers ar
rested four mel Monday, and Miss Davis
easily identified the man who had come
into the store. The four men were taken
to Jail. What a luxury a whipping post
would be for this county about now.
Deputy Jim Goode could reform a tramp
In Eve minutes.
Mr.. John E. Dvorak, who Is to appear
here on Monday evening, January "a, pre-
senting Shakespeare Merchant of Venice,
Is a scholar, a student and a man of rare
genius. Phillips, in his creation of the
part at Sadler Welles, in London, in the
days n by was followed by many.
Dvorak elevates the character to a degree
that increases ones interest. ALI criticisms
speak of his acting In the strongest terms.
and we add that 1t Is a rare thing for a
star to surround himself with a support
equal to the company Mr.. Dvorak carries.
HE Mascara nroHa q william