The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-05-22

then she left. The bachelor woman
! smiled dreariiy. NO woman would make
the exchange if she knew what she was
J getting before hand" she said
80, all day, the crowd streamed through
the Trouble Exchange, and when wo-
man looked upon the face OF another
Womans affiiction, she Rugged her own
to her bosom, and went out without
making an exchange, and al last night
] came, and the doors were shut And
men 1t seemed 10 me that the walls of
| the exchange broadened out until it was
| as big as the wide, wide world. and one
mad only to go and see their neighbor's
burden to learn patience, and courage. ana
| fortitude.
Concerning Bachelors" Is an article
mat recently attracted attention in an
eastern publication. Bachelors were NOT
| rioiculed by the writer but there is a Sc
! dous discussion and some statistics of in
terest. The cynical proverbs attributed
TO bachelor philosophers of former davs 8"
! says the writer, have been quite hitter
! one gave 1t as his opinion that it was b,af-
! Ter TO follow lion than woman. Anoth
er stated in regard to woman's intellect.
II an ass can go up a ladder, then knowl-
euse may De found among women OF ell
places IN the world marriage Gs least ponu-
| FAR in the peninsular Of Althos hecanse
| they never allow any woman in their ,.a,--
| rltory, and carry their objection TO mar
RACES ana the opposite sex to such an ev-
! tent tnat no female even of the lower an
lmals is permitted to enter the peninsula
t'e population numbers 5000 all monks
Among countries of the world marriage
! appears to be the least popular I'm chm.
.heIe are lew marriages in Portugal. where
! III every LOU inhabitants, $40 are married
In hungary marriage appears to be more
| popular than in any other country. out Of
! every l,UO 40l are married PENNSYLVANIA
furnishes a whole family of women hat
| eFS' Tour brothers, who live in a little
mouse near Reading. Bachelors proudly
c'aim that a single life is not always a
lallure and point to famous men in the
| past ana present who have honored ire
! pachelor state. Among world-renownad
| pachelors may be mentioned Leibnitz. Sir
isaac newton, Spinoza, Descartes I'm
manuel Kant Swedenborg, Cowley. Otwav
| FIlor' Congreve, Gay, Swift pope. Collins
Shenstone Gray, Goldsmith Beethoven
| hosslhl' Mendelssohn. Meyerbeer Michael
! angelo PROBABLY voiced the sentiment of
the great artists when, speaking of the
! subject of marriage, he said; PAINTING &c a
| jealous mistress that suffers no rival,
He came into the florists. saws Clara
]
looking clustered, and said he wanted a
handsome bunch of flowers.
For the corsage?" asked the pretty girl
| VINO stood at the ice box, rows of roses
showing through the open door and max
ing lovely background for her bronze
| head.
He said, confusedly that he thought not
her face
Trying to get flowers for the first time
| FOR his girl thought she. For putting
in vases" she said aloud, "a hardy flower
Is better than roses. Perhaps you'd like
| something to perfume the room, or some
gentlemen like to match the color of the
room, if they know it,"
He said he didn't know the color of the
room, and the vase didn't so much matter
nor the perfume but
She wrinkled her brows a little. For
a sick room something bright is nice" she
/ suggested, land something hardy, but
without perfume"
lie replied eagerly that it was a sick
room. She looked sympathetic Some
| bushy white howers-something that
takes the light prettly in the window
like" she suggested.
Have you anything blue?" he inter-
rupted, desperately. "Oh, yes" she said,
and smiled gently. There are forget-me-
nots; they are always pretty" But he
| said positively that forget-me-nots would
not be suitable She was a little dashed.
"Or something pink, he queried She
made up her mind that he had some no.
ton of his own, but it made her feel queer
| not to be able to fathom il. Roses are
the prettiest in pink she returned Err
| err" The sweat broke on his brow /
have heard some one was saying do YOU
happen to know which isl mean the
pink or the blue, is it?' For moment she
thought OF calling the boss from the back
of the store; then she turned dgniied.
Certainly L know pink roses from blue
forset-me-nots. if that is what YOU mean. "
she replied mo, / don't mean that of
course, but which do the pink go TO or
the blue? But then, Great Scottv' He
glared at her with unseeing eyes, (Which
is it, anyhow? Blamed if | know-the tel
egram didn't say-I shouldn't know which
TO send, even if knew which was blue
and which was pink" With this he dashed
out, shouting, I'D better get candy. any,
how; she can eat candy, if I can't
The boss squirted the water sprinkler
over the bronze headed girl who had
tainted into the ice chest. When she came
to she repeated what she could of the
conversation. Haven't you been in the
business long enough to know that2" he
howled. why, baby, Of course; pink fol-
girl blue for boy. He didn't know wheth-
er it was a girl or a boy, or which went Ia
which. You should have told him il was
all out of fashion to send TO the child and
that white or any other expensive orchid
we have on hand is the right thing for the
mother. A man viii pay anything wher
it's a case of baby. You have lost a GOOD
= sale, and he'll put it into the confectionery
and probably kin the woman"
And the next time Miss Bronzy will
| know better
The well-groomed woman, says the Ohio
. SLaLa Lonrnal- IS She ruhn In..l-- ..-.-ll