Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1898-06-16


high wages when you acknowledge that
you haven't had much experience.
Brdget-Sure. marin, amt it harder for
me when don't know how?-Tid- Bits.
Sade-Did his letter prove as loving as
you had expected?
Sarepta-fiardly. 1t read as though it
had been censored York Evening
Journal.
War Terms-"I thought you said the
Jones boy wouldn't whip you, Willie"
well he couldn't alone, but he and his
| brother modified. and then they had
me. "-~Chicago Post.
I'm going to send you home and ask
your father to whip you" said the teach
or.
II don't think he can, ma'am'' replied
Spaniar(ls North American.
Miss Gimp. would you pray for me
while | was engaged in dangerous I'M
dertaking?'
wei. pray for me while propose to
you.'--Chicago Record.
| Bob-What's the matter? Has the
helress refused you?
| Dick-Well. | don't know you could
call il a refusal exactly, but we had hard
~ got seated in the parlor, before she
said 1t was a pity that all our best men
had gone to war.-Chicago News.
| rhis Escaped the Censor-'Well,
Schley." signaled the Spanish admiral,
| u
| 10 make an even exchange of heets?'
| BY no means" signalied Commodore
| Schley in response. II expect to throw in
"A few bombs. Chicago Tribune.
at makes me tired" exclaimed Nebu-
| chadnezZar, Ito eat grass
| The soothsayer glanced casually into
| the future. and shvered.
BE reioiced, o King" she protested.
| that lawn-movers are not yet invented.
detroit Journal.
|
Mamma-Why. Johnny. don't you know
| that those raisins came from Spain? BHt
| there, poor child you may have a piece.
| Littl" JOHNNY wouldn't eat piece Of
| that cake any quickcr'n ia cat poison
| Chicago Record.
What is woman's sphere" inquired
| the lady with 4 loud voice
And the dyspeptic man looked up wear
| lily ana answered: The same AZ in every
other case. ] suppose; the earth, If she
can get it."-Detroit Free Press
Did she give you good testimonial
| for our soap"
Good? she says that ,ramps climb
into her pantry window and steal 1t fast
| er than she can buy Il. Detroit Free
| Press
Robson-strect-car conductors should
all be heroes.
| Hobson--And why heroes?
| Kobson-Becausr none but the brave
deserve the fare.-Puek.
! Gus Borem-My father made great
point Of teaching us to leave the room
| gracefully
His Victim-Oh. I wish you'd 40 II now,
| should so like TO see you.-i1arper
! Bazaar.
Rosalie-What makes YOU think he is
! in love with YOU?
Niolot-The arst time h. called he lief,
| his gloves and tht second time his cane.
and last night he forgot his hat.--i'ick-
! Mc-Tp.
Mistress ,rrcatly distressed. as Bridget
| awkwardIy drops the chicken on the
| floor, when about 70 place it on The ta
hle-bear mo Now we've lost our dim
| neT.
Bridget Indade, we've not. oi hov me
| foot on it.-Puck.
,There's been another engagemcnt
Reading the latest war news.
"oh, dear" sighed Mis- F'rocks. II
wish | could h. in an "ncagcment."
And IN few minutes she was right in
one Harpers fazar.
And what did she Way when YOU asked
| her to put your love 10 the tt~t2'
| she suggested that ! might act as her
| brother Eill's substitute in the war with
| Spain Chicago News.
| Farmer Dunk-What do ye think OF
! NtGhbor fcttibunkcr?
| Farmer ltornbcak-Wa'al he hides his
| light under bushtl when in my opinion
= t,acHp would lee plenty big enough
! Puck
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