Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1898-01-01
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"wby do women always grab MP /
every little baby taev sec aud kiss it?' /
because little babies, you know, are |
helpless. Cleveland Leader
Yabsley Think you'll get chain
less wheel?" Nudge I DO, it
will be AZ the cost Of wearing a watch
less chain indianapolis Journal
"Weyier seems TO retain his mill
tary tastes What DO YOU mean?"
"This paper says that he desires moth
ing more than a quiet retreat. -
Puck.
jenkins -'I wonder how it happens
that Miss Kidd j. always ont when
callg" Jones-"Ohi JUS her luck.
/ guess. Browning, King & Co.'S
Monthly
Ma. IS there any pie left in tho
/ pantry" There Is one piece. but
/ Won can't have IL. ''yoa are mis-
taken. ma. I've hal it. Cleveland
Plain Dealer
"Niss Tucker wouldn't havc me.
hat sine evidently appreciated my pro-
posal "Why DO you think 500"
"Shc told fifteen different girls about
It, Chicago Record,
Teacher Tommy. what do you
know Of the sphinx" Tommy-"Ihe
sphinx l. a woman with q great head.
She hasn't talked for three thousand
years Chicago Tribune
Wickwire Really. now, You don't
believe the poor are growing poorer"
Mudge-'I know they are. Look az
q I l.. !
on pay day Indian apoiis Journal
They say Dumley's wife rules him
with a rod OF iron "Oh. no; that's
an exaggeratlon. Why, she can make
him Jump by merely crooking her lit
tie fager az hun. Household
Words.
~ hear that the crowd hooted you
, when YOU appeared az the Pedlington
Theatre Royal" False. mo boy,
= false, " replied the eminent tray siian.
70 "All false There vas no crowd. ~
e Household Words
0 Gentlemen Of the Jury, said the
{ lawyer. impresNvely; oar defense is
r insanity I shall nov show thas my
client once served on a jury cnl list
2 ened 20 expert testimony FOR fcul
: months Puck.
@ Emperor william" VIVA. is the
b. latest from Haytis" Ths Imperial
J Aid-"The Haysiana have srhmiited
\. sire" Emperor william" Mother
1 victory for me and Providence. in
- diananolis Journal.
''Now," said Mr.. Gragan. as h,
k read tho headlines, chow could tier,
= he Il double murder? Oh, see, - Ia
10 continued, after reading a h.te
IS 'Sare fought the man was xii
D. twice. Indianapolis Journal.
!. Mrs. Skinner talking about TIA
= stock market) - tell you what, Mr.
t.. Starboarder, there's nothing Tx
.e leather" Mr.. Starboarder (vainl,
Il saving -"Oh. yes, there is-thi
n steak, for instance. ''-Tit-Bits.
L. "Honest?" heexclaimed. Honest
~ Well rather. He not only wouldn
< steal from an individual. but he actu
IS ally refused to steal from the Govern
e" ment once when he had the oppol
tunity" Chicago Evening Post.
: The speaker had done with tellin
a of the wrongs of woman, and Ia,
Y sunk back into her seat. ''She make
4 mountain out of a mole-hill, " viii,
y pered the personly person in III
4 front pew. Yes. aad such a botei
y tool" rejoined the other. --Detro
4 Journal.
\ There is one point about yoy
q friend Boswell, Johnson" said N
! poleon. Hes simply dotted on you.
a ''Say, rather" retorted johnson
I chat he anec-doted on me. He r
q minded me somewhat of You In yo'
y prime, Bonaparte. he was Par
a site. Harper Bazaar.
! "AD author said the practical Ii
G tsrateur. fought TO know several lai
] guages." ''Of course he ought, r
G Piled his fellow craftsman. ''Tl
I field has been 50 we'll worked that the
q is no longer any use OF reading o
] English books IN search of origin
e ideas. Washington Star.
Little three-year-oid Sunnylocl
q had been told that he couldn't have
doughnut, because il would make hi
sick. He sat in high-ehsir and look,
! longingly at the platefai of sugar -cos
q ed .'holss with cake around them
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