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El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-01-26

THE flint glass factories Of the couL-
try show healthy condition of trade.
1t is reported that a number of factor
les have so many orders on fill that it
will be impossible to fill them for a
number of weeks to cnme.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-01-26
Mardi Gras at New Orleans.

Account of Mardi Gras at New
Orleans February 2iss and 22nd. The
Texas & Pacific r. r., Ell Paso route,
will sell you round trip tickets
February 18th, 10th, 20 b aud 2lst,
limited for return to March 9Th, at one
fare for the round trip, $500 For
further Information call On or address
B. F. OARBYSHIRE, S. w. F. & P. A.
lit Ell PasO St.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-01-26
Weak, Tired, Nervous
Liver and Kidney Troubles and Pal.
pitation OF the Heart Appetite
Poor and Could Not Sleep.

"For nearly 10 years I have been
troubled with my liver and kidneys and
palpitation of the heart, and was under
tie doctors care most of the time. I
could not lie on my left side. My appe-
tite was poor and 1 could not sleep. In
January the grip confined me to the
house. 1 was very low and was attended
by the very best physicians I could
get. 1t seemed as though nothing would
help me. In March I began taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla. In less than week
could get good nights sleep. I con-
tinued taking Hoods Sarsaparilla and
am now able to lie on my left side, which
I had not been able to do for years. My
appetite is good and I have gained in flesh
and strength" MRS. NICHOLAS MAS,
Independence, Iowa. Remember
Hoods SarsaparilIa
Is the Best in fact the One True Blood Puri.
fer. All druggists. 81, six for SIS. Get Hoods.
Hood,c Ollie purely sSsSsSnT"; Is, IS.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-01-26

IT is now thought that little Japan
may prove the frebrand which will
touch off the train of powder in the
Orient.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-01-26
THE WEATHER

ONIrED STATES WEATHER BUREAU
FL PAso. Texas, January 20 1897.
Local Time 6:54 a
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. '.............. So
OlroCU1On OF Nv r
Velocity of wind per hour ..-..........-a IL
weather = !, g az
Highest temperature last "a hours. A.
Loweat temperature last ~ hours. Il
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-01-26
From the Rio Grande.

Not few sheep growers, as we'll as
cattlemen from the section bordering
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-01-26
ADvERrIsiNo RATES.

Rates or advertising In tne Dally or "1 w. ~
ditlon made known on application at the
publication office. Or ring up telephone num-
ger 115, and a representative of the business
department win call and quote prices anC
Jontract for space.
Locals 10 cents per line In every instance
Tor first insertion, and cents per line Tor each
additional insertion.
Legal notices of every description u pei
CHI each Insertion.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-01-26
THE wEEkLYHERAID.

THE WEEKLY HERALD
a large eight page paper giving the
local events of the week, published
every Saturday. just the paper to
send friends for information regard.
ing FL Faso. Price So. 90 per year
ak months ST. 90.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-01-26
JOB PRINTING D.

.'~s- BOOK AND JOB PRINTING.
srnE HERALD is fully prepared to do al
the latest styles. Work perfectly and
promptly done.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-01-26

or l dozen assorted cans,
equal number each, for
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
ORIGIN OF A COMMON SAYING
Carried by the Ear II Gives a.
Wrong Meaning.

To Set the Thames on Fire-The folio
ing has been suggested as the origin Of Il
phrase: In Yorkshire a sieve employ,
in sitting -four at a mill is called "temse
and the combustion has been known
ensue through the hard and rapid fricti,
Of the iron rim of the tense against Il
rim of the -four barrel-a very unusu
result, and only brought about by gre
deal Of work. Therefore, the expressi,
as il now stands has come TO mean effec
ing something unusual, as the outcon
generally of hard work. Bread, it may
added, made Of finely sifted -four used
be called tense bread, much in the san
way as the cloth known as tammy, us,
ance OF an impossibility, whereas the 70
for ladies' shoes, etc, derived its nan
from a corruption Of "tamis,' or "temse
because originally used as a material
the construction Of the tense or siev
The fact, however, that the French ar
Turks also possess somewhat similar me
aphorieal expressions in connection wit
their leading rivers, the Seine and Il
Dunube, may point to another origin ,
the phrase. TIE Interpretation then il
volved, however, would be the perform
mer explanation is far more in harmon
with the generally received meaning, thi
of doing something astonishing"
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
OLD GLORY ON SANTIAGO.
Formal Possession Taken of the
First Cuban CITY.

IN FRONT OF SANTIAGO. July II, II
q. M, via Guantanamo bay, July 17.-Old
Glory Is now floating from the fortifica-
tions of Santiago.
Al 0 o'clock this morning the Spanish
| troops under command of General Toral
left their trenches and went to the Ameri-
can llneg, where one by one the regiments
laid down their arms. AT the same time
the Spanish flag was hauled down from
the palace and the Stars and Stripes were
hoisted in its place.
The work Of loading the Spanish prison
ers on TRANSPORTS, preparatory to send
ing them back to Spain, will be COM
meme soon as ships are provided. The
authorities at Washington have been
urged to use haste In this matter. 1t has
been suggested TO use Spanish transports
for this work. fear being expressed that
the use of American vessels would result
in rendering them dangerous for use in
moving American troops ON account OF
the exposure OF the Spanish to yellow
fever.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
COVERING DURING SLEEP.
Blankets Are Substitutes for slower
Circulation.

The reason it is necessary to be well
covered while sleeping is that when the
body lies down it is the intention of ma
ture that it should rest, and the heart
especially should be relieved of its regular
work temporarily. So that organ makes
10 strokes a minute less than when the
body is in an upright posture. This means
600 strokes in 90 minutes. Therefore, in
the eight hours that man usually spends
in taking his nights rest, the heart is
saved nearly 5000 strokes. As it pumps
six ounces of blood with each stroke, it
lifts 10000 ounces less of blood in this
nights session than it would during the
day, when man is usually in an upright
position. Now, the body is dependent for
its warmth on the vigor Of the circulation
and as the blood flows so much more slow
ly through the veins when one is lying
down the warmth lost in the reduced cir
culation must be supplied by extra cover
ings.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
work of the RED Cro...

New York, July l6.-The following tel
egram was received today from Miss Glars
Bal ton, dated Playa del Este, July l6:
Santiago has surrendered. came from
the front yesterday in pouring rain
Fever is suspected here. Siboney burned
DIR. Lesser, Mrs. Lesser and all their
nurses are in the fever hospital two miles
distant. All are doing we'll We are
feeding the refugees OF Siboney. Man!
thousands are at Eurmisea. Elweil is
feeding them at Caney by army wagons
and 10000 by pack mules. Commander
McCalla of the Marblehead called yester-
day for 100000 rations, medicines and
clothing for the refugees in the woods sur
rounding Guantanamo. All members OF
the Red Cross are in perfect health and
thoroughly organized"
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
wn.hlnston !. shut oat.

Washington, July 1.-The last detach-
ment Of troops for Manila emitting the
Washington men probably settles for good
that they will not go. The Wyoming and
Idaho senators have worked night and
day to get their men sent and, like Utah,
failed. While the department says there
is no truth in the report Of Indian upris-
ings, the regular army officers who have
been in the Indian country and are now
on duty in the department. here insist
that some troops should be kept on the
Pacific coast in readiness for such pos
sible, though not probable, contingency.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
THE BANANA TRADE.
A Useful Plant I'm Every Part-Leaf,
Stem and Fruit.

Immense fortunes have been made out
of the banana business. Revenues do not
accrue alone from the sale of the fruit, for
the leaves are used for packing; the juice
being strong in tannin, makes an indeli.
BILE ink and shoe backing; the wax found
on the undersidc OF the leaves is a
valuable article of commerce; manila
hemp is made from the stems, and of this
hemp are made mats, plated work, and
lace handkerchiefs of the finest texture
moreover, the banana is ground into ba-
mana flour. The fruit TO be sold for des.
sert is ripened by the dry warmth of far.
ing gas jets in the storage places in which
it is kept, and immense care has to be
taken to prevent softening or overripen-
ing. The island of Jamaica yields great
crops of this useful and money-making
fruit.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
Broad Gauge to Ro..Iand.

Rossland, B. c., July l6.-The contract
for widening to a standard gauge the Col
umbia & Western railway between Ross
land and Trail was let last evening to
Winters, Parsons & Boomer, by 4. p
Gutelius, general manager of the road
Work will be commenced at once with 300
men, and it must be completed by DC
tober 10, SO it must be finished before
snow flies. The contract covers every
thing but the furnishing and laying Of
steel, and amounts TO $4,000. The rail,
will cost $4,000 per mile and the laying
$500 per mile. This will make the cos:
of the change $4,000 more for the Is
miles. This will bring the total cost oi
improvement up to $4,000.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20

Washington, July l6.---Representati,
James Hamilton Lewis Of Washington /.
day rendered his services as a field ofIic,
in the volunteer army, and feels assure,
Unless prevented by a peace movemen
of an appointment as inspector Of OF,
nance.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20

are doing we'll, though the growth has not
been as rapid us during the previous week
owing TO cooler weather. Dry land crops
are showing effects of drought, but are
still in fairly good condition. Grain is
heading out and generally promises Il
heavy yield; potatoes are coming along
nicely, with some of the early planted
crop blossoming; garden truck is very
satisfactory. Cutting of the first crop Of
lucerne was begun early in the week aud
is becoming general; the yield is good.
All fruits are doing we'll; Strawberries an /
goosebcrries are ripe and plentiful and
currants ripening. The ranges are fresh
and green and stock doing well.
Montana.
Alonzo Cronkite of Winston is cutting
his first crop of alfalfa, having about 80
tons already in bloom.
=. |. Moule OF Bercail has 10000 pounds
OF wool, which will reach Billings in two
or three weeks.
A force of Mexican workmen are busily
engaged in shcaring Commissioner Thomp-
sons large band of sheep near Havre.
Smith river valley will send out about
Zoo carloads Oh Deei steers TINS iaii' worth
about Sso.ooo to the owners
j. 4. Morse killed a large rattlesnake
in his yard at Glendive few days ago.
III Prooaoiy hoa'eu down the rNer ana
ahehored at 'hat point.
a portion OF the grounds oil the deal
ana dnho school at boulder Is oeihS
piowed with view to giving the boys
outside work WINE attehaihS sehooi'
Rev Thomas r. Dlckey OF kallspell has
accepted eali to st. fe'erS Episcopal
church at Virginia City'
The plans and estimates for dam and
lrrigatlng bitches at Fort Belknap have
been approved by the department. Work
wiil begin IN the near future When II
Is completed some oooo acres OF rich land
VIII be reclaimed.
Probably the Oldest Ireigh'er III Mon
tnna is Joseph Parent, who has Just
nr"ughl load ot ife'eht INT" Nho'e"n'
lie Is 50 years old, and Is hale and hearty.
lie Is French canadian, ana long long
ago was employed by the HUDSON Day
company.
George thompson OF the foothiiis near
lIozeman, says That ms loss occasione" by
the recent high winds VIII be great. 1he
storm beat the heads OF ms winter wheat
crop together until large amount oil II
gives promise OF beng worthless, except
Tor chicken feed.
The bond furnished by waltz Reeee
IN the matter oil the contract Tor the con
strnctlon OF the arId land canal Is Tor
S3o,oOo ana the sureties, ~ IN number,
are all representative citizens ana business
men OF Billings They represent over Il
million dollars
The wagon bridge ut Cody, recently
completed by the Shoshone irrigation
Company and Others interested was car
ried away by the high water lew days
ago. tine OF the piers rested ON a soap
stone foundation ana the pressure against
the pier caused IL 10 give way Inc pIiuSc
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
NOW OFF FOR PUERTO RICO
ARTILLERY WENT ON YALE
VIII Send Enough Men to Make the
Struggle short-Fhe Forces VIII
lie Chiefly New Men-Immunes
VIII Garrison Santiago.

VIII GarrIsOn santiago.
Washington, July 1S.-The Puerto Ri
to capture that island.
General Miles, leading the expedition,
left Siboney, Cuba, today on the Yale
with four batteries of artillery and a few
seasoned troops Two brigades, now at
Charleston, are embarking today on
transports to take them to Puerto Rico.
All the force at Tampa, 1900 strong, em-
bracing the artillery, will be put on board
as rapidly as transports can be gotten
there.
Geneml Brooke will take the first and
second divisions of his corps from Chick
amauga to Puerto Rico. General Brooke
leaves here this afternoon for Chicka-
mauga to get his troops started 1t is ex-
pected that the whole expedition will be
under way within the next four days.
General Brooke had another conference
with Secretary Alger with reference to
the preparations for the expedition. The
general reports his army now ready and
it is believed they can be embarked at
once.
While the positive selection has not
been made it is understood that Newport
News will be the port of departure of the
larger part of the expedition.
The army of occupation is expected to
consist of about $4,000 men and it has
been decided TO take no chances of repeat
-. I'll. -,
of landing with an insufficient force and
then being obliged to lie idle at a critical
moment awaiting reinforcements The
employment Of an overwhelming force is
also expected to save bloodshed.
Little Resistance Expected.
Very little resistance is expected to the
invasion of Puerto Rico. The war Office
has full information as to the condition
and forces of the Spaniards in San Juan,
and believes they will not long be able to
resist the American attack.
Under the fire of Admiral Sampson $
guns the army will affect landing some
where in the vicinity of San Juan. While
the army attacks from the rear, the navy
will shell San Juan from the ocean. I'm
Jar tho o,,,l,;paJ Gra IA Ia nnt oxnoct eJ
A.. ,L. ,r,., Ill, Iii o,,, Io,o IT.;nn
San Imo, as = haso .,h. a,,my Viii com,
mencc the invasion of puero Rico.
IL. n,,m -. ,.,;Il onI,, h,vo ,h.
c.,;a,ds - aon,o,a ,.;,h anil NO, ,ho
yellow fever. Investigation with respect
to the climatic conditions at san Juan
.',n - ha nr,,.;as,,,, na do,nor 70 orr
-. a. So, ,n,,o,r ,ayor which nm.
IL. .a..,;IS - -, Al, na,,s a,
r..na
M. o;,, >, g., r,,, vh;oh :. h,;,t
h,,., -, = "a ,o ho avoan,;ona,.
IT, ',aen | e.. s,an;~h ,oyn Tho wa,er ia
s.;d a, ho oood and all ,b;ngs consider.
81 :. :. t ho,;aJ A.. tha nrosont .r.
so.,. :. g.. 49, ;a,aa;an =, Tho ;sl,nd
'';,, La ;nto.,a.ad ,.;,h
""' w
"o'' :"
Inc army ior tne INVASION Vi ruer'o
kico VIII be almost entirely composed Oh
fresh troops from the United States. ms
means radical change OF pohcy on the
part oil the army ior u was expected
that the movement aSaIIS. oPaih small
er possessions IN the west indies would
be made by regiments now engaged IN the
Santiago campaign
The government relied on the expected
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
Te,.. swept by STORM.

Dallas, Tex, July 1s.--A number Of
the counties Of northern Texas have been
swept by terrific hail and wind storm.
In Bosque county John McIain was
killed. In johnson county Mrs Julia
Rueker was fatally injured. Great dam
age was done TO the graipss and cotton
crops.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20

The Topeka tKan.j city council h.
passed an ordinance imposing yearly Ia
Of $4,000 upon premium stamp compani'
and upon business firms making use
the premium stamps. The stamp con
panies will contest the collection of IN
tax in the courts.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
SHAFTER'S OFFICIAL R[POF
SCARCELY ANY YELLOW FEvE
II Would Have Cost Five ThousnI
Men to Have Taken Santiago !
storm-Surrender of a Gunboa'
Shafter to lie the Military go
rrnOr.

|
Washington, July lS.-The war {
par,mcnt posted the following buIleti
Santiago de cubo. Julv Admit,
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national o;rs m. Ii,,h, h,ttor,, al
snInta IS ~ a,ns pD,taa, ',.Ja. j. h,i
mnint,;roJ h7. tLo ,,nnio;r.,I oa,..,,n,.,,
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Et,,o siol,ros. IN ,h: ,e,rn Sara.I,. =,
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h,r'or Unon oo,,;n,, ;n,o ,ha o;,,. \
noyo,od a nor,o.t ont,nnIor,ant of
,on.os S,rt,t;no os tha Sn,,;.L d;J
&c., Io,, {, I'll ta,.a da,t -oon H.,
to have taken it. Battalions of Spani
troops have been depositlng arms sin
daylight in our armory, over which
have guard, General Toral formal
surrendered the plaza and all stores
a m.
Nv. H. SHAtIER, Major General
shafter for Governor.
Washington, July Is.-Until the Am,
lean forces leave Santiago province, NJ
ior General Shaftcr will be military 60
prnor of the area surrendered. The Cub
refugees from Santiago city elected Ge
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20

ters of the st. Marie's river, but did not
get across the divide to the Clearwater.
Their expedition was failure from a
mining standpoint, as nothing of value
was found.
No Water in California.
The San Francisco Call says:
For the first time in the history OF
placer mining in the state the miners Of
the northern counties have been compell-
ed by lack of water to close down at this
early date and await the time to begin
operations next spring.
Several well known mining men have
arrived in San Francisco to dispose of
their gold. They bring unsatisfactory re-
ports of the results of this seasons work,
but state it is not the fault of the mines
but the consequence of unusually light
snowfalls which caused the mines to
shut down for lack Of water.
File List of Their Omcers.
There is provision OF the Washington
state laws requiring the secretary of
every corporation in the state annually
W me- VIII" ,ne auoi'or Oh .he county
"Ae'.'" ,.'e o,c, P'ace VI p"s''ea' 70 '''-
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one ., ."e s'ea'e'' S'iiNes eve, MAGE
Al .he iu''io country was maze 'uiy ny
ril'I loh''E'ii OH the LOOKOUT ciai'h' a'
'ae le@iu Vi euirh Oh newSonie creeN'
ABOUT hiiie nor'heast o, 'he Ne"some
nou'e' II Is d 'No-ioo. 'euse ., aosoiu,e,
y lree mining ore. Win s'reaks Oh go'd
running through IL III every u'rec'io'''
IL VIII run rho"sahus vi aoiiars 10 the
,on' IL Is oohaI@a 10 uhe LOCATOR ana
peiofe many mohtns ron py amother
stamp 'hi,i VIII oe turning OUT ouiiioi' IL,
.nis "onderIni goid producing sectloh OF
iaaho. Iiere'oiore piacers nave naa more
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20

On Independence Day, the Sons Of the
American Revolution presented President
Mckinley with resolutions indorsing his
action in blotting ou sectionalism by
his war appointments,A
The. smallest cows Il the world are to
be found : 'hs samoaA Islands
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20

Hundreds of cities ana villages through
out the south celebrated the Fourth Of
July for the first time since the civil
war. The glorious news Of American vic
tory everywhere created great enthus-
iasm.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
Losses Before Santiago.

General Skaters Headquarters, July
10, via Kingston, Jamaica, July 1.-THE
final report of casualties in the army
since it landed in Cuba three weeks ago
has been forwarded to Washington. 1t
shows an aggregate Of 1894 officers and
men killed, wounded and missing, "a Of
whom were officers. of the wounded only
SS have died.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20

A Madrid dispatch says that the press
Is clamoring for an investigation and pun
ishment Of Admiral Cervera and his Of
fcers.
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20
Returned unsucce..faI.

The party sent by General Livingston
to yrosPec eop the headwaters of the
Clesrwatef in the region where the i'll.
fated carIin party met disaster returned
last week without having reached their
destination. They reached the headwa-
Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1898-1906, 1898-07-20

Major General J. II. Wilson has already
been instructed to prepare for the Puerto
Rico expedition at once. He is now at
Charleston, s. c., and he will go at the
head Of the first division of the First
army corps, with the first troops started
for Puerto Rico.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-11-03

He could loft ball from the top OF
his watch straight into his beaver
hat
He could tee a bah on the window sill
and pink the vagrum cat.
He could putt from the top Of the oakeR
stair TO a hole on the floor below,
And niblick the sphere from baby's ear
and the baby wouldn't know.
He could brassie some fifteen hundred
feet aDJ clip Off daisys top.
He could Uegcr the bah DER a steeple
tan as most men would jig6er a cop.
He could stand on his mead, 10 ms cau>
dies dread, and dismay of all nara
by
And then with the ease with which l
would sneeze lift tho ball from a
cuppy ne.
lie could drive a ball for two hundred
yards 10 the blade OF a carver keen.
And cut it in two as easy as you could
slice up sod from the green.
The bird that flies high up I'm the skies
bed wing with his driving cieek,
And I've seen him graze as soft as haze
tho down Oh a damsers check.
But he never could win in the tourna~
ments. no matter how well he
played.
He'd never a cup on his mantelpiece; IN
medals was 0ogor aFfayea
For though his game was the finest golf
that ever was witnessed yet,
lie never could seem to comprehend a bit
of golf etiquette.
He'd cross the putt Of tho other man;
he'd play when nearer the hole.
He couldn't grasp the simplest rules to
save his goifng soul
And that IS why this golfer keen is never
cup" bur down,
And that Is why this king OF the green
doesn't wear the golfers crown.
The moral Is clear on golfer bold, oil
golfer strong and true.
You may be able 90 whack the ball and
make your opponent blue;
You may be able 90 do freak things, and
play past AN compare.
But unless you learn the etiquette, you'd
better play solitaire
John Kendrick Banks from ''Ihe Draw
ere In Harpers Magazine for Noycm-
Der.