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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-11-09
SERVICE NOT NEEDED AT MANILA
Having Done His Duty. Arthur stubling
Wishes to be Discharged.

The following letter, dated Manila,
Sept. 25th, has been received by Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Stubling from their son,
Arthur. Its contents will give an idea
of just how the situation of our boys at
Manila affects one who is ambitious to
make something of his future, but none
the less patriotic when circumstances
require his devotion to his country. He
says:
"The last mail steamer arrived just
thirty-two days ago, the coming one is
expected daily, consequently the boys
are anxiously awaiting her arrival. When
we voluntarily gave our services to our
country, it meant great deal more than
some of Us realized; it meant our life
and liberty was Uncle SANS, and was
subject to such use as he saw fit through
has officers. Many hardships were to be
taken into consideration. A very es-
senLial factor in this line would be the
sleeping and eating Accommodations, then
the facilities for providing the sick and
wounded with proper care and medi-
cines.
"Many of the volunteer privates held
higher social and business position
than the officers in charge of them. 1t
is true there must be a distinction be-
tween a private and commissioned
officer in order to maintain discipline,
but often the motives are of a baser
nature. AS you already know, I thought
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-11-09
The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 9. 1898
WAYSIDE GLEANINGS.

Eighteen in. air tight heaters. 81. so.
Twenty-one in. air tight heaters, SO 90.
Twenty -four in. air tight heaters, So. so.
Also a full line of the celebrated evil
son" heaters at Mays & Groves.
Marriage license was yesterday granted
to W. H. Douglass and Bertha Whip
Pile. both of Dufur.
Furnished rooms to rent. Steam heat
and electric lights. Apply to Max Vogt
& Co. Chapman block.
= We are pleased to learn that Mrs. A.
a. Jayne, who has been quite i'll for
some time, Is much improved today. =
Hon. Robt. Mays is filling his duties
as county judge under difficulties today,
having one hand in sling and the
other useless.
The funeral of Mrs. Alice Erhart took
place this afternoon from the NJ. E.
church and was largely attended by
friends of the deceased.
Yesterday another terrible tragedy
occurred in Portland when man mur-
dered his wife and then committed
suicide. Particulars could not be learned.
Five applicants for teachers certif-
Gates are being examined by Superin-
tendent Gilbert today, four of whom
have already been teachers in our county
schools.
Much interest was manifested here
last night in the different state elections,
the Umatilla House being crowded with
citizens eager to hear the returns. Hon.
NJ. A. Moody also received the latest
news, which were posted at the club
rooms.
One dozen of those extra finish Platino
Fotos, made by Clifford, Will make you
twelve fine presents for Christmas.
Nothing would be appreciated more, and
now is the time to sit for them. Don't
put it off too long and then expect to
have them finished in time. lin
Know thyself, parents; know thy chill
dren. Have chronological examine
tion, and be successful in life. Prot. w.
L. Stahl can tell you the position IN life
you were born to ELL. Examinations and
private consultations daily from Ga. m.
till p. m. 113 Washington street.
The salmon are rapidly coming up the
Columbia with the assistance of the
numerous siwashes who arrive every
evening on the boat loaded down with
their winter supply of this favorite fish,
smoked to the queens taste. Chafine
dieh parties will now be in order among
the tyee Indians.
I County commissioners court convened
this morning at 10 O'Clock at the court
house when number of minor matters
were taken up. This afternoon a cast
came up which arises out of the transfer
8 of the ferry between Hood River and
White Salmon from Rowland to Clyde
Bonney. The question was to get tbs
county court to ratify the transfer ana
issue license to Bonney to operate sale
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-11-09

DeWitt'S witch nazsl SalVe
Cures piles. ScaIds. Burns
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-11-09
To Cure a Cold in one D

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
lets. All druggists refund tie money if
it fails to cure. Csc.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-11-09
An Important Direrence.

To make it apparent to thousands,
who think themselves i'll, that they are
not afflicted with any disease, but that
the system simply needs cleansing, is to
bring comfort home to their hearts, as a
costive condition is easily cured by using
Syrup of Figs. Manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and, sold by
all druggists.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-11-09

t act with one of the leading portrait
b 'uses of America, to furnish us with
their celebrated portraits. Remember
you are not required to buy frame. We
are presenting you the portrait as an
appreciation of your patronage. How
ever we shall carry large line of frames
which we will sch to portrait customers
at Wholesale price. Ii you can buy one
cheaper elsewhere, it is your privilege
to do SO.
MAIER & BENTON,
Hardware and Grocery Dealera
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-11-09
The Greatest oner Made Yet.

AS compliment to our many patrons,
and the public generally, for short
time, we propose to give to every Gus
toner making Cash Purchases to tie
amount of 500 a handsome three quarter,
life-size, Crayon or Water Color portrait
FREE, To this end we have made con-
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-11-09
Rebekals.. A attention,

special meeting of Azaled Rebekah
Lodge No. 80, I. o. o. F. for Thursday
evening, Nov. 10th, at p. m. To meet
Miss Pauline Kline, president of Re-
bekah Assembly of Oregon. Initiation.
By order of the Noble Grand,
LULU D. CRANDALL,
ALICE LYLE, Secretary.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-11-09
NOTICE.

East End Hose Company No. 8:
There will be drill meeting Thurs
day evening at 4 80 o'clock. BY order
of the board of fire delegates.
L. S. DAVIS, Secy.>
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25

Mr.. Ward i. Smith of Fredericks-
town, Mo-, was troubled with chronic
diarrhoea for over thirty years. He
had become fully satisfied that it was
only question of short time I'M
til he would have to give up. He had
been treated by some of the best ply
sicians in Europe and America, but
got no permanent relief. One day he
picked up newspaper and CHANGED to
read an advertisement of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. He got bottle of it, the
first helped him and its continued use
cured him. For sale by all druggists
and callers. Benson, Smith g. Co.,
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian Is
lands.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
PASSENGERS.
Arrivals,


From San Francisco, per o. S. S. Ze-
landia, February 24-H. S. S. Chimes,
Mrs. T. p. Colcord, Mrs. \. L. Gibbs, j.
Hallenbacll, Miss l.. c. Holmes, w. j..
Howard and wife, Mrs. NJ. E. Kings
ley, NJ. NJ. Kahn, II. Krebs, Jr., c. A..
Lemp, Mrs. William Mckay, Miss Nc
Kay, Mrs. f. j. Oliver, Charles l..
Rhodes, Jacob Rich and wife, DENIM
Searles, f. S. Southwick, f. NJ. Tuck
er, Frank Unger, Thos. H. b. Varney,
wife and two children, Master Varney,
DR.. NJ. Wachs, Mrs. +. Wetmore.
Per stmr. Kinau-J. NJ. Horner, j..
Wolbrogel and wife, Jacob Rich and
wife, DR.. Center and wife, Mrs. II. c..
Caldwell, Miss Caldwell, c. A. Lamp,
ID. Searles, r. Mansbridge, Y. Ahack,
X. Hoshina, Mrs. Eldridge and daugh-
ter, S. NJ. Dodge, r. \. Keyworth
Mrs. KeauX, w. Mersburgh, Charles
Motley, Miss Mullinger, Miss Barnard
Charles Motley, Jr., wife and child
Rev. NJ. c. Kealoha, c. Williams, DR.. F.
Wetmore, Miss Lishman, F. w. Beck
ley, Mrs. f. NJ. Nakuina, j. S. Walker,
j. II. Renton and two children, and 43
deck passengers.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
SAN FRANCISCO SHIPPING.
Arrivals.

February 13.-Barkentine May Win
kelman, Is days from Kahului; school,
ner Robert Levers, Is days from Hon
Olulu
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
WHAT SAILOR MEN TALK Of
LOSS or \ STEAMER WITH ALL on
BOARD.
The Ship Babcock Will Probably Get
Away Today-San Francisco Ship
ping-Andrew Welch to Sail.

The bark Diamond Head arrived at
Port Blakely on the 18th.
The James Makee finished loading
the Andrew Welch this morning.
The Alden Besse and Robert Levers
were on the berth when the Zealandia
left San Francisco.
The Andrew Welch will probably
sail this afternoon with 1890 tons of
sugar for San Francisco.
The wages of sailors have been rails
ed at San Francisco. Seamen on the
month.
The S. p. Hitchcock will go to the
Wilder dock on Monday. where the
Claudine will give her several hundred
tons of sugar. On Tuesday she will
he hauled to the railroad wharf and
receive 700 tons more.
Eight native sailors were delivered
on board the Babcock this morning.
The troubles of Capt. Graham are not
vet over. as several of his white crew
swear by Neptune that they will not
sail in the ship. If all goes well the
Babcock will go to sea this afternoon.
The James Makee arrived from Kaa-
paa this morning with 1900 bags of
\. sugar for c. Brewer d. Co., $50 bags
of \. S. sugar for the same house,
making 1850 bags in all, and 65 sacks
of taro for Chinese firms and a few
packages of general merchandise.
The steamer Clara Nevada was lost
recently in Alaskan waters. about 60
miles from Juneau. Late dispatches
state that it is more than probable
that among her twenty passengers
and thirty officers and crew not liv-
ing soul exists today to tell the story
of the Catastrophe. The unquestion-
able cause of her loss was the explo-
sion of her boilers. accompanied by
that awful, horror of the sea, a confa-
grafton on shipboard.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25

Put yourself in communication with
the people by advertising in The Star.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
BILMARTIN GOING AWAY

Bilmartin, the crack bicycle rider
today engaged passage for San Fran
cisco on the Moana, leaving Honolulu.
next Thursday. The speedy wheel
man has enjoyed his visit to Honolulu
and Will always recommend cyclists
to this cline. He hopes to be able to
get up an exciting match of some de-
scription with the local riders before
taking his leave.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
S. S. CLAUDIN E,
CAMERON, Commander,

Will leave Honolulu, Tuesday, at 5
o'clock p. M, touching at Kahului,
Hama, Hamoa and Kipahulu, Maui.
Returning, arrives at Honolulu Sun
day mornings.
Will call at Nuu, Kaupo, once each
month.
No freight will be received after 4
p. m. on day of sailing.
This company reserves the right to
make changes in the time of depart
ure and arrival of its steamers WITH
OUT NOTICE, and it will not be re-
sponsible for anuy consequences aris-
ing therefrom.
Consignees must be at the landing
to receive their freight. This compa-
ny will not hold itself responsible for
freight after it has been landed.
Live stock received only at owners
risk.
This company will not be RESPONSE
BILE for money or valuables of passen-
gers unless placed in the care of purs-
ers.
Passengers are requested to pur-
chase tickets before embarking. Those
failing to do so will be subject to an
additional charge of twenty-five per
cent.
Packages containing PERSONAL effects
whether SHIPPED as bf gage or freight, If the
contents thereof exceed 500 collars in value.
must have the value thereof plainly stated
and marked ard tn Company will not hold
itself liable for any loss or damage in excess
of this sum, except the goods be shipped under
a special contract.
All employe of the Company are forbidden
to receive freight without delivering a ship
ping receipt therefore in the form prescribed
by the Company and which may be seen by
shippers upon appl' alton TO the pursers of the
Company'8 steamers. Shippers are notified
that IL freit hit is shipped without such receipt
it will be solely at the risk at the shipper.
C. L. WIGHT, President.
S. B. ROSE, Secretary.
CAPT. j. A. KING, Port Supt.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
MERCHANTS EXCHANGE.

No expense has been spared in fit
ting up the Merchants Exchange sa-
loon, and it is a very attractive place.
Mr.. Shaw gives his personal attention
to all details, so that customers are
sure of getting pure liquors. Enter
prise beer is handled here, fresh by
every steamer. Your patronage solic-
tied.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25

Baking powder at rs cents or 80 cents pound
never ought to have been Sold because good baking
powder is cheaper-does more for the money.
But now as the good times coming back-as the
newspapers say-the excuse for cheap baking powders
is less than ever
Your money back if you don't like Scsi12sngs Best
at your grocer's. n~
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
Pacific Mail Steamship Company
AND THE
Occidental and Oriental Steamship Co.,
ST
For Yok johanna, Hongkong, Kobe,
Nagasaki, and Shanghai.

Steamers of the above Companies will
call at Honolulu on their way to the
alb I'VE ports on or about the following
da ses:
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
For SAN FRANCISCO:

Steamers of the above Companies
will call at Honolulu on their way
from Hongkong and Yokohama to the
above port on or about the following
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
Arrivals.
Friday, February 25.
mr.. James Makee, Tullet, from Ka-
DEPARTURES.

Bktn. Planter, Dow, A days from
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
Friday, February 25.

TIUdN, FtDTUHTN 20,
Stmr. Mil<ahala, Thompson, at II a.
M. for Haaamaulu.
Stmr. Kauai, Bruhn, at p. M, for
Koloa and Makaweli.
Stmr. James Makee, Tullet, at p.
m, for Kappa.
Stmr. Kinau, Clarke, for Maui and
Hawaii ports.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
Departures.

February 16-Ship Iroquois and the
schooner Transit, both for Honolulu.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
TIME TABLE
WILDER'S STEAMSHIP COMPANY
1SDS.

CLARKE, Commander,

viii leave Honolulu at 10 o'clock a. m,
touching at Lahaina, Maalaea Bay and
Nakena the same day; Mahukona,
Kawaihae and Laupahoehoe, the fol-
lowing day, arriving at Hilo the same
afternoon,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25
THE NEW BOOK BULLETIN .
GOLDEN = RULE = BAZAAR


The Wooing of Malkatoon-Com-
modus, by Lew Wallace.
Life and Letters of Harriet Beecher
Stowe, edited by Annie Fields.
Hanai-By the author of Quo Vadls.
The Ideal Life-By Henry Drum
mond.
The Great Stone of Sardis-By F. r..
Stockton.
Dariel-By r. d. Blackmore.
The Coming People-By Charles F.
Dole.
Rubaiyat of Doc Sifers-By James
Whitcomb Riley.
The Scholar and the Stately
Henry c. Potter
The Kings Highway-By Amelia e,
Barr.
The Shippers Wooing-B w. w.
Jacob.
Sacred Songs No. by Ira d. San
key.
Jas. McGranahan & Geo. C. Stebbins.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1898-02-25

Rates of Passage are as Follows:
TO YoKo- To HONG
HAMA. KONG.
Cabin $1,000
Cabin, round trip,
months --.-. ---225.00 262. so
Cabin. round trip, ~
months 262.50 316.25
European Steerage------S5.0O 10000
o. Passengers paying full fare will be
allowed 10 per cent. off return fare if
turning within twelve months
For Freight and Passage apply to
81. KackfeId E Co.,
(LIMITED) AGENTS.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
Old Oats Best for Horses.

The amount of moisture in new oats
makes them much dearer than old
when used to feed horses, says the
Boston Cultivator. The difference in
price is almost always offset by the loss
in weight when the oats are kept till
freezing weather dries them. out, but
still more serious loss from the feed
ing of new oats is their laxative effect
on horses hard at work. They also
often cause collie in horses not used to
them. 1t is best always to buy some
old oats to mix with them. and thus
gradually accustom the animal to their
use. If no old oats can be had, mix
some wheat bran with them, feeding
dry, Of course, and give at first very
few oats, gradually increasing the
quantity as it is found that; the horse
is not injured. If this ration is too
laxative, give some wheat fine mid
dlings with the oats. These cause a
costive condition of bowels and should
not be kept up after the diarrhea' is
once checked.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
PATENTS.

List of Patents Issued Last WceE to
Northwestern Inventors.
Leroy s. Burlington, Minneapolis,
tIinn., Acetylene gas lamp; Oluf L.
Field, Mayville, N. D., lifting attach
ment for plows; Ole O. Hateli, Foss-
ton, MINI, punching and shearing ma
chine; Olaf Hoff, Minneapolis, MINI,
grain bin; Albert G. Houghland,
Greenleaf, Mimi, oil can; Arthelow M.
Randolph, st. Paul. Mimi, pneumatic
concentration; William Smith and e.
Fl. Davis, Proctorknott, Mimi, car
bolster; Waldemar L. Spanier, Devils
Lake, N. D., grubbing machine; Free
man p. Wilson, Minneapolis, Mimi,
bicycle support; John Zieber, Fargo, N
d., coupling for traction engines.
Merwin. Lothrop johnson, Patent Attor.
neys. 90 Pioneer Press Building. St. Paul.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
said, with the same air Of imrerturable

calm.
His words had the effect he no doubt
intended. The Prince wheeled about,
and began to pace the hall with long
strides, his head sunk on his breast.
He was evidently thinking that this
was but a poor return for the warming
Won Mitschka had brought him.
Finally he stopped opposite his visit
or, and pointed to the door with a Sin
gle word-"Go!'
The stranger bowed with proud po-
likeness, and turned to obey.
''And, mark me-" cried the Prince,
you shall get no shelter ut the village.
My steward will see to that! We are
all loyal folks here and We don't mean
to harbor Nihilist, whatever he may
call himself"
Won Mitschka stopped short, and
locked the Infatuated noble straight IN
the face.
The horses that brought me here
are tired out" he said. ut is impossi-
bic to set out with them, and learned
as l passed that there We're no availa-
bic horses in the village. If no one will
take me in, l must perish in the
snow"
What is that to meT roared the
Prince. You should have thought Of
that before you began to conspire
against the Car. You know that You
are an outlaw. You know that there is
price on your head; you know the pen
alties for harboring Nihilists. Once
more say, so! Go, before l repent Of
my weakness in suffering you to es-
cape"
\ shout from the Prince brought the
porter to his place. The great door
swung back on its hinges. letting in a
blast Of icy wind; an dthe outlaw went
away in the storm.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
Raising TURKEYS.

Will someone kindly breed up a
strain of turkeys that will stay at
home? Such strain would be of ines
Unable benefit to the country at large,
though it would undoubtedly result in
bringing the price of turkey meat down
20 that of chicken meat or even below.
At present the roaming disposition
the turkey makes it decidedly I'M
afe to attempt to raise turkeys ex-
;ept where they can be given the run
If large area. This, of course, makes
it possible for the people situated on
large farms to have monopoly Of
he business. Many farms there are
where there is a. vast amount of land
that is cheap because it cannot be
used for anything in the way of plant
growth. Yet such semi-wild lands
will do we'll enough to exercise the
turkey upon. There are many farm
ers occupying lands of the above de-
scription whose wives and children
might make a neat little sum each
year raising turkeys.
The disposition to roam may be al
lowed to exercise itself fully except at
times of wet or cold, when it is better
to keep the turkeys in, especially If
there are any very young turkeys in
The flock. Many cases of the roup and
like diseases develop from exposure,
and many a young turkey is killed
by being dragged by the old birds
through the wet grass. With precau-
lions on this line turkey-raising is a
simple matter.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
m, Ene1l.h rnorourhbr,d.

Mr.. ]. H. Sanders. in his book on
The Breeds of Live Stock" says: 1.-THE
thoroughbred horse is peculiarly q
British production. OF the
oriental sires it is generally admitted
hat the Godolphin Arabian imported
nto England in the year 172s-17O
'ears ago-is the last that has proven
u any special beneht to the English
'tock: and while this blending Of the
Hood Of the Orient with the old races
VI England furnished the foundation,
here cannot be the slightest doubt
hat the care and skill of English
'reeders in selecting and coupling with
he stoutest, best and fleetest for sue
'essive generations has been a more
potent agent in the formation of the
freed as 1t now exists than the Arabian
md Barb blood to which tradition has
'scribed its superiority. Many impor-
atoms of the choicest blood OF the
orient have been made both to this
country and England within the last
lalf century. and yet scarcely name
tmong them can be found in the pedi-
o~~S Va q AOAo IuoC AdS UlStlu6uAoACN
himself upon the turf. In ev-
cry instance in which the speed and
;toutness Of our thoroughbreds have
'een tested side by side with the Ara
nan they have proven superior to their
eastern competitors. This fact is 80
universally recognized that nearly all
Countries upon the civilized globe have
sor many years regarded the English
thoroughbred, or blood horse as the
BASIS of all substantial equine improve
nent. Our American horses
ire largely permeated with the blood
If the English thoroughbred. Many Of
he best stations and mares of Eng
land have been imported to- this coun-
try, and their influence is seen on ev-
cry hand. It enters largely into the
roundwork of all our trotting strains,
I'd 1t is doubtful IL a single great road
horse or trotter has been produced, in
this country that did not possess large
share of this royal blood as q founda-
lion upon which the trotting SUPER
structure has been built"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
Hopclessly Tangled.

Prof. Thinkitout was about to be
married, and had just received m in
yitation to his own wedding, which ne
had absentmindedly mailed to himself.
"Well, WE'LL" he unused, what does
this mean? My fiancce's name Oh u
wedding invitation! The faithless hus-
sy! And, Great Logarithumsi There's
my lame on it, too. Either 'she's I'M
true or I'm about to be bigamist"-
Truth,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
Az lie Looked Mt 1t.

Mrs. Enpeck-Ah, well, things nre
never so bad but that they might DO
worse.
Mr.. Enpeck Tin whom the lion hns
suddenly been nrnnsedD-l know II. |
might be a. Mormon ana have three or
four OF you. Chicago News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
PAS Experiences.

''Say, Pa" Queried Willie. the other
morning, while preparing his geogra-
ply lesson, chow many motions has
the earthY'
II don't know, WILLIE" replied the
fond parent, rs he bound a towel
soaked in ice-water about his throb-
bling brow, ''but they are numerous,
quite numerous" -Chicago News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
Our New Subjects.

Chief Of the La Drones-I've just
been out reading the presidents proc
lamation to the tribe. Have we din
ner fit for the occasion?
His Wife-Yes, my lord;: we have two
missionaries and bottle Of domestic
rye, made in, Kentucky.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
URuallY,

Tommy-Paw, what is the differ
ence between liar and a. prevaricat-
or?
Mr.. Fights difference in, weight.
Indianapolis Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1898-12-08
Iuterflat Compliments.

1nterHat COMPLIMENTS
The Tenor-That COMPOUNDED dog of
yours, madam, bowls every time I
sing.
The Typewriter--So he does, poor, lit
tie fellow His nerves are gradually
being ruined-Cincinnati Enquirer.