The Somerset reporter., 1898-02-10

and makes walking easy. Cures and prevents
swollen and sweating feet, blisters aud callous
and gives rest and comfort. Try 1t to. day Sold
by all druggists and shoe stores for 25c. Trial
package FREE. Address, Allen ). Olmstead.
LIE Roy, N Y.
Relief In Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder disease re.
lieved in SIX hours by "NEw GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE" 1t is great sur
in relieving pain in bladder, kidneys and back,
in male or female Relieves retention OF water
almost ediately. fyou want quick relief
and cure this is the remedy. 1y51
Sold by Horatio W. Gushing, Druggist.
107 Watt st. Skowhegan, Me.
Brutal Conduct. my wife had good cry
| last night" "What about?" "She told me to
guess what she had bought me for Christmas
and l guessed"
OOk OUT for the first signs OF
- impure blood-Hood's Sarsaparilla
is your safeguard. 1t will purify,
enrich and vitalize your BLOOD.
lottery" ''But the trouble is" said the
Pessimistic Bachelor, "that the man takes
most OF the chances"
| T. r. Anthony, Ex.postmaster. Of Promise
City, Iowa, says: 81 bought one bottle OF
| Mystic Cure for Rheumatism, and two doses
OF 1t did me more good than any medicine
ever took Sold by Hor alto W. Cushing Drug
gist i07 Water st. Skowhegan.
mo, never take the newspapers home; I've
a family of grown-up daughters. you know y
"Papers too full OF crime, ehP""No, too full OF
bargain sales"
For Over Fifty Years.
MRS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers for their children while teething. with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, seftens
| the AIlavS all main. wind collie and
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will re-
lieve, the poor little sufferer Immediately.
Twenty Ave cents bottle. Be sure and ak
for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and
take no other kind. 1y38
She lat the football game): my brother says
the Michigans have got lot OF rooters here.
What is rooter?" He (his first appearance at
game): "Its that rubber thing the players
wear on their noses, presume"
RHEUMATISM CURED IN ADAY.
Mystic Cure for Rheumatism and Neu-
ragia radically cures in to days. Its action
| upon the sy stem Is re markable and mysterious.
Immediately disappt ars. The first dose greatly
bent fits rs cents. Sold by Horatio W. Gushing
Druggist. lo7 Water st. Skowhegan.
Mrs. Jones: az wonder what it is that makes
baby so wakefnl'" Mr.. Jones !savagely) :
comes of your sitting up nights waiting
for mel"
A Real Catarrh Cure.
The 10 cent trial size of Elys Cream Balm
which can be had of the druggist is sufficient
to demonstrate its great merit Send 10 cents
we will mail It,. Full size SOC.
ELY BROS, So Warren ST., N Y. City.
Catarrh caused difficulty in speaking and to
Ely's Cream Balm dropping of mucous has
ceased, voice and hearing have greatly i'm
proved. W Davidson, Atty. at Law, Mon
mouth, Ill
Bride: Counting your change. GEORGE
1t has been an expensive trip. hasI' 7 III"
George: That's right: 1t looks as il this
honeymoon would soon be on its last quarter"
Distressing Stomach Disease
Permanently cured by the mastery powers OF
South American Nervine Tonic. Invalds neeo
suffer n, longer. because this great remedy
can cure them all II is cure, for the whole
| world of stomach weakness and inc igest ion
The cure begins with the irst dose The relief
| 1t brings is marvellous and surprising. II
matter how long you have suffered, your cure
| is certain under the use of this great health
giving force, Pleasant and always safe. ly5l
1o7 Water St. Skowhegan, Me
A North OF England paper says: 1--WE have
adopted the eight hour system in this Office
We commence work at eight in the morning
and close at eight in the evening"
Cures Group, sore throat. pulmonary trou bles
monarch over pain OF every sort. DR.
! Thomas Eclt OIL.
Family Tradition. "Did you read about
| that mince pie ten feet in diameter Mrs
Jones9' Eyes but presume my husband's
mother has made bigger ones"
No an can cur. con sumption. You car
| prevent IL though DR.. Woods Norway Pine
syrup cures coughs. colds, bronchitis, sore
| throat. Never fails.
| A Possible Solution. When Is Joke not
joke." asked the humorous edito jocnlarly
'When it's written by you" replied the sport
| log writer on q venture.
Everybody's liable to itching piles. Rich
and poor. old and young-terrible the torture
| they suffer. Only sure cure. Doan',
Ointment Absolutely safe; cant fail