davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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(esuponemoa que 81 Captain O'Neill serA
andemente r~ecompensado por su gobiernc; =
n nuestra parte puede estar perfectamente
guro de que nos alegraremos al saber que hs
DO honrosamente sscendido.

la guerra entire dos n%aciones no impide ell reco.
nocer Ell m6rito particular en- oualquiera parte
en- que go enouentre..
La guiNotina
iMata instantaneous?
lMata instantaneamente Ia guillot'n,P
Esta r, eg luts, que &c viene discutieudo
desde hace pm siglo, ha sido nuevamente susci.
tada por una extraordinaria sfrmaci6n hscha
por el oelt bre m6dico frances doctor Cinel, So
ggup. elsCpat Ia actividsd mental de los guilloti
nados contInua Aast0 tres hos.ns despues de ha :
Der sidlso Ia cabeza separada del tronco.
n doctor Cinel 6Aplanas'sus sorpre1 d snte
tsorfa en- estos t6rminos:s-.
, ."sNo estoy solo. Hay mHchos hombras de
oierc;a que han sostenido Ate; que 70 que ell
cerebro continus active dsspues dola deoapita-
Dion. AL ssparar del tronco la cabeza, la sangre
que sale de esta prove le de los vases del cue,
lilo, pero. dentro del crAneo continuds la %oiroula.
ci6n. La muarts ab-o!uta NO. sobreviene ha,ta
tres horas despaes, y durante Ia primera hota Ell
,cerebro se alimsnta con Ia ssngre que ha rete.
nido y el decspitado corssrva Loo santidos DBL
tacto, dido, olfatesy tistsss ~
Brown S,qaard es autof de muchos expe
rimentos que tienden q afrojar luz sohrs la teo.
ria de Cinel. Decapi 8 4 nm perro de gran ia.
maho y muy vigoroso 8 inmedistamente le in
veto ca Ia cabezs sangre extrsida de otro pc.
RIO: Les ojos del snimst deospitsdos1prssaban
- - > g - ~ ~ - - -
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La familia

de D. Carlos.
(De Gel Nsevo Regimen de Madrid.)
Pondeian muoho los ~caristss Ia noble1a de
la familia de, Don Carlos. Ssghn elloa, no ha
habido- principles nj mas hidalgos ni de mss re
;lligipsos sentimientos., Nosotros, .por 10 CONTRA
fio, Ids ereemoslo los hombres mas criminales del
mundo." '.%s$ Z. j..
Empiezan poi. arroga-se derechos que no
les .ha dado nj Dios MEL pueblo. Sesenta J IN
ados hace que pagnaa. por: rsalissrlos, Gin que
Ell pueblo les hafa reconocidos nuncs per sus re-
yes, nj Dios les Shaya otorgadol Ia victoria en-
ninguns de sus largas luohaa.
Fandandose en- esos pretendidos derechos
no han. vaoiiado en- promover una tras otra gae.
rras. Durante mai de ounce aios han cubierto
Ia naci6n de luto , sangre, patrocinando, cuan
do no perpetrando, les mas horrorosos crime
nel. - ."t
Han cometido por dos veces Ell delito de le'
50 patris: ell aho 1850 alzAndose en- San Carlos
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del sileneio.
Del valor en- Ia guerra did glaro testimonio
en- Oroquiets el actual p~retsndisnte. Hugo ire
pando bre1as = siguiendo las trochas de los
oontrabandistas, y no par6 hssta haber ganado
por los Alduides Ia f~rontsra de Francis.
No hablamos aquf sino d. los heehos publ.
COS; de los eseAndalo, de Carlos VII eatA LENA
Europa. mo pareoe impossible que en- hombres
tales pongan So esperansa gentes, 81 parecer,
oultsss Para nosotros so1 esos hombres veinte
veces mAs criminales que los mas furiosos anar-
quistas. Jantos los crfmenes de los ansrquistas,
no han producido mas vfotimss que las oca,io-
nadas en- un solo dfa por tan f~unestos prfnoi-
pes.
Isl s'quiera &c hallasen esos pertarbsdores
dotsdos de algin %talento! Son ~notorias la null
dad del abuelo, Ia escasa inteligencia de los hi.
jos, la torpeza del nieto que hs visjado inutil-
mente por Europa y America. Qae Ell nieto es
torpe y NADIA ha aprendido en- sus Wales, no 10
deeimos nosotros, 10 dioen sus propios partida
rios ouando eaben que no pueden embsucar al
que los eseucha.
1nsistep, sin. embargo, en- abrir otra guerra
por elevarle 81: trono. IFS tampooo de hombres
de conciencifY moralidad esta oonducts? iCuan.
do Eapafa niasre, ir 4 busca & I'm necio para
que la salve! Nosotros lie guiaremos, dicen, y
no volver& en- maiera .sIguna la naci6n 8 les
dfas del sbseiutismo. IQue bandera es entonoes
Ia que pensais enarbolar v~oaotros los tradioio.
n~alistas9 81 L., LIBERAL "a que el cambio3 81 Ia
antilibsral Sc6mo no nos habeis de llevar al des.
potismo; & Ia unidad %oat6lics, 4 la muerte del
nenaamiantr2 Ia Iulaeia nodrfa mo ono vnro-
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E41tards dee4Gel dia ell Mayc~
tar la situsci6n de los sBlockhouses
trinoheras, y tambisn las tropss espafiolas es'
tablecidas alf.
"a Ia extremidsd de la lines, en- I'M punto
llamado "Casa Macleod entire Ia orilla dere-
cha del rio de Sar Juan y 81 "Biokhous" ne 8
nuestro mayor fu6 soiprendido al enoontrarse
con IN Captain espa1ol que hab!aba el iDgles
con Ia misma perfection que hubiera podido
hacerlo IN ingles natural de Ia Gran Bfeta.
ma. ~
Gel Capital O'Neill que conooe nuestro pals
y nnestra lengua es Ell repres entante de la illus.
ire , antigua fsmilis de ONeill de thrones que
segun constaaen Ia historic de Irlands, fueron
reyes de Ia "Verde Erin" duraute IN par de 81.
CLOS. hasta ell decimo s'ptimo.' =; -
sDon Arturo O'Ne;li tiene la ma elevada
idea del honor militar, y ha cumplido honora-.
blemente con au deber-Eatrd en- las trinoheras
ell primero, ha aalido ell dltimo. ~
sHablando con 81 General Mac Arthur; :el
Captain O'Neill lie dijo: ''Genersl: V. E. me=.
''rece mis- simpatfas yms oongratulo en- Greer
''que soy digno de las suyas, porIue 81 habeis
stenido la gloria de un feliz exito, 20 he tent.
"do el honor de haber cumplido con mi deber
shasta 81 dltimo momento."
sCuando Ell captain dej6 las trincherss fue
nombrado interprete de la Comision espsnola
del Captain General.
EN- ests OCCASION, ell Sr. O'Neill ha hecho
TODD 10 possible a favor de sus soldados; Sc ha
atraido por so esmerada educaci6n la simpatia
y consideration de TODD slos Generates y Of
ciales de nuestro %ejercito con los cuales ha tent.
do OCCASION de hablar sobre asuntos o6cia-
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HC N o U0 wv 100
=. Ii -eoaoani,acidn del cuerpo de Bonnie N
IA este ultimo pueblo, Ell "anonlmista ae
s.s 90 dasouelps CON una nueva epfstols en-
1900 ocm, dieau duehas& naestro d~irestor
Ia verdsd que vamos creysnao que ~ ua Sa
,un solemne MAJ adero, = Ia me]or piaeua ~
1 es Ia mentecatada de gastarse cuNro cen.a
[ en- sellos de correo para enviarnos esss pen
deoc'er,s observaciones, de que, hacemos
Ito case COM de Ia primera oamis, que nos
simos. $780,. cieguese Ell .'anon,mista1l
y ri dueno del Carrusel que funclons en-
leo;bo hs determinado dedicar 81 prodaeto 90
nna reoaud6 aver j%ueves, de Ia D de Ia
az a las diez de- la noche, a beuthoo del pc
lm6r;to Cuerpo de Bomberos de aquells VIVA
/. ri Diario Cfcial del Mini'terio de Ia
Iuerra pub icsri en- breve una disposlolon' Gu
r,nd de Ia cual 90 ordena que los hsberas que
Ehiasen de percibir les soldad,s rep'tfiado.
f. f,Ileciereu durante la t~tavasis, COMO asl
Eismo sus pluses , alcanoes, pusdan rec'amh'
Ia sus herederos forzosoa
-. The Daily Graphic, c'me itando o.
%ansaie de MacKinley, dice que no Sc ocipa
IT, CON Ia extension dabida de Ia poifts.cs, Tan
interior como exterior, de q Repupliea anne
nara Sobre este particular, TIE Grapnc
Isart. otro telegrsms dicieudo que los nortea
iaricancs se quejsn adema' de qua 9, rlen
ante de la Repablica Sc ooupa mas de los.cS.
isrtos = de las amistades ms o menosCdSel!as
one ofrece la Gran Br;tsha, qaedk los Els
Pas que mas directsm snte lntsr~
&&los Unidos. ranl las pruebas Q.
iT Ea breve &c yssSas la Plato c,steado,
s'ps10l Fesidente ssRs remitiaos por Ia
a.. Rspdb!ioa Ar
I'm Cayey ha com sDzado 4 editafse I'M
ioaioo reoastsde-en ingl6, 6rgano de Ia
9ahfa 4 del Al regimionto de infanta,fa
Fula sCayey News letter..
81 ofrecen en- venta los tipos en- one &c
este periodico, & msnos de Ia mitad d.
del que cost6 en- fAbrics ' en- mona1s
Gcial AL contado.
b S-5-2.
3 y aestro amigo don Fernando Calico
He1sdo constituida en- Ponce Ia Asooiaoion
iica!. Plovisionalmeate &c dssig.o para i
hlts directiva a los srs. den Pedro Careers.
d Arturo Pss,rell.y don Atf.tides Chavier 5,
j ! 10 aus 'sconfesiones fntlmas, asaon, q
d{go,la B.anca que Pamblauco. Dor mediS
20 emisario, le ofreci6 $500 por dsr muarts
elpn julio Rivas, 80. 900 por Is aes,parcian
dsaoeiardo Moscoso, Eugenio Desch,mps !
= sstin Moraies; So, oeo por la de Mlnoa RI;
df : s4oO par Ia de AYelino Gonzalez. I'm
Aeas Zero como Ell Aguila no eierce az
| W p3r 1nto,6,. eiEO ftnar q , =
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lles mn xeloyy
4 Montana .IE--E-
=. Dssae Ponos se dsspscao 49, oso.
Domingola goleta sPacidcadUzy c0s Psssss
ros. B
.,a.;,. ~, nypeioia casa 81.
6e Venae J a'4s'.s Il u .s,soi5n al yApor.
Cataho, muy cerca " ~ .~~as i.rdin U ar-ss8
Tiene algsss cen e4os.enss 80 s.,yador Iopaf
bo'cs ffutales.
Nnssa en- ests ohclna. &, ia, hons.
FoRsALE OR TO ENrIA Des ST. as.Insn@
III Cataho, very near w nslly a II Z Nm.
The hsuse has 9 clstern, 9 o. $3.50 0Ia.Sas 1850
q garden, trees, etc. = liets snaaJ.,c
HI.
Don Msnuel AIgasso! !, ;.;t. IA conoa.
ner, vecinos de Humasao : !. ~. !. otros
sion de4S pertensncias mlnsla, W gs ~ If.
metales, que radlcsn On q 81 ,1sarIs 81 fe,S
urisdiccion DC y ardo Z W nS Sslyal ~
rrsnos de don feleflco uase1
Nadal. Sfnformes al Il ouela
Tenemos alg 91sSyaaTs i, Reference alass
VOC pu6lioa ace eeftimaments Is han llsyado !
dete neiones IA /. o;ada /. Paro como e trsts N
cabo en gue pozan de Ia meior repatsci6n SIS,
perxsesno damos al msnor cr6iito I esa3 ofenst.
Lfas soIsiuA,s
PATHS. Arroyo VIlalba 7 sabaua Grsnde, d
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al ptTD11CUl
LECHE ES1BR]pL1.ZIADA
HeMucA Y De puRAcuN MpEF|xnA De il HACIENDA "FsasaMa., m s%AaeoNETA
Calidad Y pureza qarantizada.
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y
nc nnoniodadoe hini1nioas " do

: .Hdo PfoP1o1"do5 nf5fo1ro'5 ~
hacen que Sc haya recomendado 81
y especialmente en- la lactancia de ]
%lencias, asi como a las personals, que
portar I'm regimen de alimentaci6n |
Sc vende Sc sirye en-
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ec,etario de 10 Guerra para
i.
MACKINLEY =
70 como llegue ests orden : d
comsndando las fuer1as de
j. on oualquier puerto 8 lugsr,
TO Rico, 8 cualquiera isis ds.
nf.la. Al aa%a 40 los ~ ocan.
ltal, evscusda por Espaha, dl

q pf0muIgaua y puesta en- Vt
q. D. MEIKLEJoHN
,stayio d a Guerra, en- eiercic'o.
4 il
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l~sbidamsnte certifcads, de to

SGCuUb ICOHWUuUU6 eH C0U0 PU6IVO1 CVu
u detallada de todos los gastts q deducir
bs, ID, EQUAL cuents re someter& 81 contsdor
Ipartamento de Guerra para 81 examen
odss las ouestiones que 90 s~uaciteL en'la
fstraci6nf de aduanas de las islas eeraRso.
. al recaudador de dichss islas en- Ell
principal, para 80 resoluoidn,, y. c ontra Ia
hh11n recurso de alzads, exceptn&hdafe
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by e~jeroera jurisdiction sobre 10
H.3 derechos en- dicho puerto Rem.
lente al recaudador de dorechos
as islas en- 81 puerto principal,
As las o%peFaoiones correspondian'
(hbsidisrio sobre ell cual ejerce
on copias de todas las declsracio'
eadeffss, debidamente c~ettiacadas.
,secr etario de ia Guerra nombrara los
|adorss auxiliares, inspectores. y demas
ADDS civiles. one puedan neoe sitarse.
los r~ecaudadores de los puertos subsidia-
hepqsitaran TODD Ell dinero recaudalo por
|ep nsnoSdel %recsudador de las ialss, de
rscogerin recibo pcr duplicad6, cores.
bnte 8 dichos depositos.
D nombrarA M contador en- 81 puerto prin.
iva obligation serk examiner todas las
ones de mercaderfss, poniendo en- elias
mo 81 reaultaaen conformes. Dicho
lasentar& IL Secretario de Ia Guerra
ADYAA N N E& t-LE. tN a1
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Ola rarantizan este. mr.

uso en- general, para las famillas
ninos, com0salimento en- las convar
por alguna enfermedad tengan que so
ctea.
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Inc naf1e y ho+ofne

los CAFES y nOteleS.
9.
Venta de casas.
Por 50. 600 provinoia'es, una en- la c1rrs
terra seguuda liuea ca Puerts de TERRA proda-
Ca S25 manaualea. otra en- 5000 en- Ia Gale de
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20.


tntong, DiciemJre, l3, 1898.
tieDte orden del. Presidente SO pu'
atsligencia y gobierno de todos los
DEL EJEcUT1vo, Diciem6re, 9 1903.
da 10 autoridad de que eatoy re-
tComandante en- Jefe del Ejercito
Jos Ests dos Unidos, por 10 presen'.
yco que durante suvs ocupaci6n.
bdes militares de Ion Estados
dc Puerto Rico J demss islas
|ccidentales al este delos "a gra'
occidental, evacuadas por Esps.
b nm distrito fiscal para Is reoau.
|chos de aduana. San Juan sera Ell
b dc entrsis' A este puerto &c
ls;cial del Ej6rcito quien sera re
erechos de aduana de las islas
aissi9H- general sobre Ia recauda.
bntas de aduana en- diehas islas.
srtos de Ponce J Maysguez quedan
subsidiaries y 8 csda uno de
IN Official del Ej6rcito quien
.l~s l. l.aoLooJ H.. 1.non Ia ,o,nu.
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lk:!g 9E s's::
Igabexs, lanl tie contra
l6, sufre ser Lao = .s, aunque el
oesto esta lleno de serr1n ; po,ss pulgsdas
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
LOVeslCk SnaIls.

A scientist has been patiently watch
ing the snails in one of the large Lon
don gardens, and has discovered the
means by which they show their affec-
ton for each other. THE snail" says
the scientist, carries it's eyes in tele-
scopic watch-towers. They are in the
extreme tips of its horns, and as soon
as another snail approaches these
horns are drawn in, and the little ami
nal waits for his lady love to get close
by before surprising her. The emo
tional natures Of snails, as far as love
and affection are concerned, seem to
be highly developed, and they show
plainly by their actions when counting
the tenderness they feel for one an
other. If another snail comes along
they Immediately retire to the shelter
Of dead leaf; or hide behind a pal
ing. have noticed, too, a Iove-sick
snail fetching dainty bits Of green Ior
his sweetheart from different parts of
the garden" This scientist also de-
clares that snails have manner of put
ting their heads together that Is not
unlike the general mode Of kissing.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
Joy from Sorrow.

1t Is said that gardeners, sometimes,
when they would bring a rose TO
richer Towering, deprive 1t for a sea-
SON OF light and moisture. Silent and
dark It stands. dropping one faded leaf
after another, and seeming TO go down
patiently to death. But when every
leaf is dropped, and the plant stands
stripped to the uttsrmOst, a new life
is even then working in the buds, from
which shall spring tender foliage and
a brighter wealth Of flowers So, often,
in celestial gardenings, every leaf Of
earthly joy must drop before a new
and divine bloom visits the soul.-Har-
riet Beecher Stowe.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
PraIse, HOMO nd Respeot.

Praise, honor and respect-thess are
sweet to all men. 1t is not surpris-
ing to us that they are sweet to the
man who deserves them. They are
the rewards Of noble action, high char
acter, real worth. AS the laborer is
proud and happy at the close of the
day to receive his wages, feeling that
he has earned what he receives and
that 1t Is all his own, and honorably
his own, so the man who has, and
knows he has, the honor and respect of
the community, and who receives the
praise Of his friends, and knows it is
justly his, can not but be delighted.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

A Christian is always ION duty
never "off duty" He must always
let the uniform Of holiness appear. He
is set apart for the service of his Mas
ter unremlttently. Into his life thsxe
has entered a something which reminds
him that he must always be on his
best behavior, and must always be
seeking to i've, not to himself, but to
Him whose he is and whom he serves.
His actions are ever a matter of con-
Germ to his Lord, and he takes pleasure
In noting that the life is one Of COM
plete self-surrender, in little things and
In those Of greater consequence.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
Vew Fnnaa q ~

The war comes very close to a. Whsa
eur own sORs or the sons Of our friends
depart TOR service on another side Of
the world. In our present war the
best manhood is represented IN our
army and navy; the recruits are not
bounty men or mereenaries. Many Of
them are the sons Of Christian par
ents, who let them so in the carrying
out Of what they deemed sacred duty
to their country. It is more than
merely martial spirit when a mother
let's her son go to the front and peril
his life for his Countrywide Evan
uaIiSE
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

Father-in-Law-"Look here, yoanB
man. don't you think it's about time
YOU were going to work, or do you e1-
pect me to support you the rest OF your
lifo?'
Son-in-Law-''It would be no more
than Just, after what I have donS for
you"
Father-in-Law-'I'd like to know
what you ever did for me-"
son-in-Law-Why didn't l take your
daughter of your hands?"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
A Chance for Fame.

Hammand-"Have you an idea that
could be worked up into play where
by 1 might make a decided hit?"
Plawryte-"Got just the thing for
you, my boy; a military play in which
as the Spanish spy you will win round
after round of cheers and applause"
Hammond-"Really And what do
| do?"
Plawryte-"You get killed in the
first act.''
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
Too Great q Strain.

Doctor-"I find that you are doing
too much brain work. How does this
happen? thought you said your du.
ties required physical endurance more
than anything else?"
Patient-"They do. The brain work
is due to the efforts 1 have put forth
in remembering all the things my wife
wants me to get for her downtown
every day"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
Soft Drinks Barred.

Three crows sat on the limb of tree,
And they were as dry as crows could
be;
Quoth one old crow, 81 really think,
Well surely die with naught to
drink"
Quoth another crow, Il don't see
why,
When there's a crow-bar standing
hard by"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
Drink In ENGLAND.

BY the police returns for 1896, we
And that in England and Wales there
were 14S,S21 men and 43, 1854 women APP
pretended or summoned for drunken
ness, and 17,30s men and 6,O15 are de-
scribed as habitual drunkards. No
less than 1913 male infants and 72S fe-
male infants we're suffocated by being
overlain, this massacre of the inno-
cents" being chiefly due to drink. Here
are suficient facts to enable one to
recognize the havoc wrought by drink.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

The Automatic Grip Neck Yoke Co.,
OF indianapolis, Ind, whose ad. ap-
pears elsewhere in this paper, have
invented what is without doubt the
best and safest neck yoke on the mar
ket. 1t is simple in construction, does
not rattle, and the pole cannot pos
stbly get away from it.
They offer very liberal terms to
agents and as it is a good seller we
urge our readers to write them at once
regarding it.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
Sad, but Glorious.

Mr.. Oldham-"By George! I believe
that young Dunkley is a hypnotist.
Mrs. Oldham-"Why?"
Mr.. Oldham-"I went to see him this
morning intending to tell him that he
must not come here to see our daugh-
ter any more and before got away he
had borrowed $40 from me-"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
SIG Why do you say that ?"
Different Styles of Linz

AS a man makes his bed you know. +"
remarked the self-made man, 80 he
must lie on it,
True" replied the aristocratic indi-
Vidual but the trouble with most peo-
pie is that they lie about it oftener
than they do it."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
A wOman's Explanation

He-"According to the scriptures
there will be no marrying or giving in
marriage in heaven" -
she-"oh, that's easily explained
He-'How so?"
She-"There will not be half anov,h
men to go round-see?"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
They WIN s,v -

MRS. Peck-"Henry, when I marrisa
you" i''A A01
Mr' Peck-"There. Pm glad you've
maze up your mind to admit it at last I"
"A moment later the neighbors saw
his hat. "i'nOu'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
beauty As Blood Deer,

Clean blood means q clean skin No
beauty Without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic cleans your blood and keeps it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
purities from the body Begin to-day,
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, black heads,
and that siclzly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets, beauty for ten cents. All drug
gtsts, satisfaction guaranteed. 1Oc, Csc, soc
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
wheat 20 Gents 5 11.,7-I

How to grow wheat with biz nroa. s. !.
cents and samples of Ealzeris AZ ASS. ,t e %
Bushelsper acre) Winter Wheat ~ IS 90
Clovers, etc, with Farm Seed ~ AZ J, ,Oats,
for 4 cents postage. JOHN a SsSvies yue
SEED CO., La Crosse, Wis. 'eAa.4hR
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

A man in England killed himself because
his wife made fun of him for kissing the
servant girl.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

The inhabitants of Cochin, China, much
prefer rotten eggs to fresh ones.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

Spain has sent to Cuba 1000 tons of med.
ieines, etc, in three years.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
Too Late.

my dear, what induced you to marry
such an extremely young man2"
well, you see, I thought would be
sure of being his first love, but"
But what?"
Il found he had already had an at
fair with his nurse"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24
How It Hapnsnsd-

SMITH was surprised to hear that
young Price had married that rich
his mother" ~ W
Jones-"Yes, of course; but, you see
ne was without money and She was
without Price" wa"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

Twenty-Five per cent Of the shaw. !,
American railways are owned in EnsI., ~
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

A bath with COSAiO BUTTERMu.K
SOAP, exquisitely scented, is soothing and
beneficial. Sold eyerYwhere.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

''ToE-GUM CURES copMe
Or money back. 1Sc at al drugEists
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

In the Bavarian royal family q cases of
insanity occurred during 100 years.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

For a perfect complexion and o,s...
healthy skin, use COSMo BUTTFRNSTnTHTI155 '
SOAP. Sold everywhere. --t' nix
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

In Portugal married women retain that,
maiden names.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

There are at least 10000, 900 nerve fibers
in the human body
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-09-24

Three pints of liquid day are sufficient
for the average adult.