Arizona republican., 1898-07-14
DOOLEY'S WARNING TO PRINCE
 HINNERY."


 HINNERY."
 "If I was Prince Hinnery iv Gar many" said MT. Dooley, dye know. what I'd do? I'd go away somewhere an play peenuckle f'r tn beers. Prince Hinnerys in a place where he's lible to be rolled.
 "Ye see, Kinnissy, this Prince Hin nery is brother iv tn impror iv Gar many. That's why he's prince. If he was brother iv me frind Schwartz meister down tn sthreet he'd be tin din bar on tn night watch. Whin a Garman gets along in tn wurruld he has all his family wurrukin' fir him That's where they're dif'rint firm our own people. We're too proud to wurruk fir wan iv our own family. We feel above thim. So. whin Willum got to be impror iv Garmany he give his brother a good job. 'Hinnery,' he says. 'ye're gettin' to be a big. sthrone fellow he says, 'an' ye haven't done anything but set around,' he says, 'gettin' up bowlin' turnymints an practicin' fir the mannerchore,' he says. ''Tis time ye wint out,' he says, 'an' showed what they was in ye,' he says. Go over,' he says, 'an' kill Chinnyman,' he says. All r-right, Bill says Hinnery. all Fright, ye're majesty he says. An he wint over in boat an pulled down laundhry signs an bruk windows an whin tn Chin nymen come r-runnin' upstairs W.T. ringin' tn soapsuds out iv their hands he took thim be tn pigtails an beat tn ground with thim.
 "Whin Garman is at peace with the wurruld an rayspicts his neigh bors an is happy to set out in fr-ront iv his place r-readin' his Fried Press an passin' tn time iv day with his customers he's a gintleman an usu'lly votes r-right. But lave a Garman win wan fight an both sides iv tn sthreet won't hold him fir pride Twas so with Prince Hinnery. Whin he'd licked the Chinnymen he went walkin' up an down tn fr-ront iv tn contvnint iv Asia with his thumbs stuck in his vest, cockin' his hat at all tn wurruld an mintionin' what he done to ivry- body that passed that way. 'Th' way threated thim haythen was a sight yet says he. 'Aber,' he says, I'll do 5. 'Bedad, will he says
 "He was look.n' f'r fight whin he heerd that George Dooley an Packy Mountioy was mixin' up an away he wint to take hand in it. Cousin George was just through with tn Spanyards an was settin' on top iv wan iv his boats playin' on the coronet f'r to pass away tn time whin along come Prince Hinnery. Well, me Car man frind, what can I do fir ye?' says George. I've come up,' 'says Prince Hinnery. fir to interfere in this fight, he says. T don't like tn way ye have rolled me frind. Packy Mountjoy,' he says. He's a towny iv mine, an may have fuss with ye whin I hear firm me brother, already says he. All fright says George. All Fright, me buck says he. All r-right,' he says, T'Il wait fir ye,' he says, to hear firm hone,' he says, but he says, in tn meantime he says, if ye get between me an Packy,' he says, 'whin Packy comes out firm tn manhole,' he says, I'll have to push ye ar-round,' he says I'll take no advantage iv ye, he says, an if ye was in tn way I might take a kick at ye whether ye'd got letter firm home or not he says. An Irish fight he says, 'is no proper place fir a Garman boy he says. An he wint on fplayin' eO'Donnell Aboo' on tn coronet
 What happened to Schwartzmeis- ter's brother Hans'll happen to Prince Hinnery if he don't look out fir him. self. Ye know Looey-a big chunk iv a r-round- headed good-natured lad, with no more har-rum in him thin a fishball-a thorough man in his thrade, too-cud carry half dozen steins on each ar-rum over steeplechase coorse without spillin' a dhrop. We'll, wan night, Looey had been loadin' himself up with kimmel an cursed wather, an he wint out with tn two Began boys that was cillybratin' their havin' car ried tn prim'rie fir Willum J. O'Brien be rollin' beer kags down into tn Chi