Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1898-03-03
An EIepement TangIe.
BY ALvAH MILTON KERR.

shriveled souls, would seemingly have
afforded an excuse for the graciousness
of the gods, rather than an opportunity
for the teasing tricks of chance. But
it was not so. Perhaps it was because
they put the wrong foot forward. Ger
tainly there seemed at bottom very lit
tleto justifytheira ATTEMPTED elopement,
save that Toms twin brother, Tum, was
liable to come back from California at
any time and throw Susan into a con-
dition of vacillating indecision. For,
odd as it may seem, when Tom and Tum
were at home together sweet Susan
seemed utterly unable to decide which
she loved the best, whereas, il either
of the twins remained at distance, she
perceived clearly that she loved the one
that remained by her side far better
than the other.
So. Tum having been absent in the
far west for a number of months, Tom
and Susan wisely decided to be married
before Turns return, thus terminating
the condition of uncertainty which had
prevailed for years.
The parents of both Tom and Susan
were delighted. but thought it pity,
If not an actual cruelty, that the young
pair should insist upon having the we'd
ding over before Turns return. Mr.. and
Mrs Simmons thought it would be
deliberate slight TO have the happy
event occur before he should come.
From mild criticism the matter passed
at length into open resistance on the
part of the parents.
1t was then that Tom and Susan de-
cided to elope.
The denouement proved both sensa-
tional and odd, for by mistake sweet
Susan eloped with burglar instead of
with Toni
Some ten days before the evening
upon which the glad business of maxi
ing the eager pair one was formally set
for enactment, the young couple secret
ly plotted that certain midnight hour
should witness their flight. In pursu-
ance of the plan Tom was to come, with
cat-like craft and quiet, to the home of
his dear girl, when darkness should fold
him in it's obscuring mantle, and hav-
ing reared a conventional ladder to her
window, he would receive the trusting
creature in his arms, and together they
would go forth to distant and larger
Town by a train which came through
when the night was waning. But Tom,
having gone TO bed in order that his
parents might not think strange, un-
fortunately fell asleep and did not wake
until morning!
This extraordinary performance
seemed peculiarly funny to those who
ultimately came to know of it, but TO
sweet Susan it proved anything but
amusing.
Loving maid. no thought of going to
bed had shel but. steadfast and true,
she waited with tremulous heart
strings in the darkness of her room,
crouching hour after hour by the open
window, listening for the coming of
her hero. Less than n mile below her
the great Mississippi flowed by in OBJ
security and silence. while the town |
slept along the hillsides, buried deep |
in darkness and muffling fog that |
rose from the bosom of the mighty |
stream. The only sound disturbing |
the profound stiffness was the occa-
sional hoarse and unearthly blare of a |
steamers whistle going farther and |
farther down the unseen river. 1t was |
a fitting night for ghosts. clippers and |
burglars to venture abroad.
However. but two representatives of |
these nocturnal classes seemed awake |
and eager for business: sweet Susan,
dressed and crouching by an upper
of the Simmons mansion, and |
Burglar Ben. a talented young cracks
man from Chicago. who. taking ad-
vantage of the dark nights then pre-
railing. was ''doing" the towns of the
To both of these persons
time went YEARLY enough. until
great clock in church on Rich Mans
hill beat generously the hour of two;
then sweet Susan gripped her handbag
with trembling fingers and felt her
heart mount ia her throat with ex-
pectation. while Burglar Ben sailed
forth from an abandoned barn. ard
presently came softly to the Simmons
his heart also alive with ex-
pectation.
Finding the conventional ladder,
and dimly discerning an open window
a the second story, Burglar Ben was
not long in deciding on a plan of ac-
lion. Elevating the ladder to the win
low he carefully assembled, and present
ID his head and shoulders before the
opening. when suddenly pair Of soft
rms were elasped about his neck.
warm kiss was pressed upon bis cheek.
md The words: "Darlingi my own
larling!" were gurgled in his ear.
Burglar Ben was a young man pos
'essed of exceptional nerve and pres
nee of mind, but he came near tum-
,ling from the ladder with the shock
# this delicious greeting. A wild yell
Il CONSERVATION rose into his throat,
'ut be managed to gulp it down. After
yasping, much like drowning man,
or a few moments he haUan ubseDar |