The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-02-16

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Don't rush from single blessed
ness into double wrctchcdness.
1t is said that Il diet Of garlic is
Il wonderful aid to the complexion.
You cant Judge il mans charac-
ter By the high standing Of his collar.
Don't imagine that there is any
thing harder to keep than an umbrella.
~ The trouble market is easy, and
it can always be borrowed at low rates.
a horse will live twenty five
days without food, merely drinking
water.
Sixty languages are spoken in the
empire governed by the Gar of Rus
STA.
- No man has the courage to tell a
woman the things that her mirror
does.
- No man would De willing to swear
to everything he says during court
ship.
- The. ardent lover is all ut sea
when his best girl throws him over
board.
What pleasure Is there in life with a
headache, constipation and biliousness?
thousands experience thoui who could
become perfectly healthy by using De-
Wits Little Early Rlssrs, the famous
title pills. Evans Pharmacy.
- When a wife makes poor coffee
her husband has good grounds for a
divorce.
- Ocean waves have often dashed
over the tops Of lighthouses $50 feet
high.
Ambition often raises IL man up
for the purpose of giving him n good
hard fall.
T. i Columbus, O., firm has just
finished q No. % shoe, weighing if
teen pounds.
- Gracc-What ails Kate ? Julia
She has heart trouble aud is trying
hNiu W LitC OVCtOr.
Their marriage was a runaway
match. wasn't it p Twice. He
first ran away with her and then ran
away from her
Mrs. Bcnham do you remember
when you stole my heart Benham
Yes, and ought TO have been az
rested for the theft.
ing malady; but its duration can no cut
short by the use Of One Minute Cough
Cure, which Is also the heat known RENEE
dy for Group and all lung and bronchial
uble Evans Pharmacy.
- \ divorced couple in Kansas,
after the verdict of separation had
been rendered, kissed each other on
the Court House steps and parted.
- Mexico sells this country / ,0O0.-
0W pounds of chewing gun every
year. just how The Mexican girls
manage to spare this amount is what
puzzles us.
1t is claimed that crows, eagles.
ravens and swans live to be a 100 years
old, herons 50, parrots 80, geese so.
sparrow hawks 40, pcacocks, canarics
and cranes 81.
DON'T annoy Others by your conuh-
ing, and risk your life by neglectinr a
cold. One Minute Cough Cure cures
shrosn sn ,o"lns, Gronp; grippe and all
macy
There is said to be 8 mass of
pure rock salt in Hungary $50 miles
long, 90 miles broads and $50 feet
thick. That is a stoIS that cannot DO
taken without q grain Of salt.
The minister, with his little son
Charles, was calling on an old parish |
Toner, who poured her trouble into his
synpathizing ear, ending with the re-
mark, "I've had my nose held to the
grindstone for 30 years." Charlie.
who had been looking intently at the
old lady, instantly remarked, "Well.
1T hasn't worn the mole on the end of |
yet
= 1t is computed that the children
Of the district schools of Indiana
planted $1,000 maple trees on October
18th last, that being autumn arbor
day. Who can measure Che blessing
OF this act by young hands in future
generations. Plant trees and truly we
plant blessings without limit.
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