Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1898-08-03
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lull before the storm. Papa-TS,
honeymoon, my son.-Truth.
Caller-Is your wife at home NJ,
johnson? Johnson (surlily)-Don't 70,
see her wheel in the hall?-Town Ton
les.
Young Physician (excitedly)-Ho,
did you learn about me? Messenger
Rang all the bells TIL found one 4,
home.-Truth.
The Able Editor dronically)-"Is hi,
poetryg' Contributor-"Didn't bepi,
each line with a capital letter?n-Bo.
ton Traveller.
Dawkins--Hows your Indigestion
old man? Phillips-It's doing nicely
thank you; but l don't feel very well
myself.-BaZar.
He once told ME he could marry
any girl he pleased" And has hey
We'll, he hasn't managed TO please any
yet."-Pick-Me-Up.
"The Higbees are going to housekeep.
ing again" Tired of hotel lfe?' NO.
but their dachshund has got tired of ho.
tel food '--BroOklyn Life.
Jack-I say, Jim. why aren't you call.
ing on Miss Jones any more? jim
Don't ask me, Jack; the reason is
parent.-Harvard Lampoon.
Comedian-rd like something heavy
to eat this morning. Tragedlan-For
my part, l would not be averse to
few light rolls.-Boston Courier.
Browne-Allow me to have the pleas.
ure of returning that five dollars tina,
l borrowed the other day. Smythe-
Thanks; the pleasure Is mine.-Harem
Life.
Have you any stylish neIghborsp
stylish? Mrs. Toozle, next door, Il
just getting over a nine-hundred-do dollar
attack Of typhoid er."-Chicago Rec.
ord.
Variable: Stranger Gin Texas)-"HOw
long do you fellows work at stretchg'
Cowboy-"Well, it depends good deal
on how easy de Teller dies. Deyre yarl.
able. Judge.
Yeast-"Can you tell anything about
a n.ap by simply looking at his faceY
CrlIr sopbeak-"Why, certainly. can
tell whether he has whiskers or not
Yohkers Statesman.
Amateur Scientist-"Can you explain
to me the reason why so many people
become insaneT' Guyer-"The answer
ought to suggest itself. They have no
reason. "-Phlladelphia Call.
"Yes," said the bunco man, com.
placentlN, as he finished counting the
roll which he had received from the
hitherto prosperous farmer; ~ always
did appreciate the good things of life"
Puck. /
Ethel-'I just left Miss Elderly. She
says she can't see any difference be-
tween waltzing with man and let.
ting man hug you" Besse-"She
would If she had ever been hugged."-
Puck.
"Of course a woman can tell a funny
story!' she exclaimed, Indignantly; Il
never tried to tell one yet that all the
men didn't get to laughing before |
had more than started. "-Washington
Star.
"Why do you think he will make such
an ideal husband? Didn't he say, the
first thing. that he couldn't afford to
get you such an expensive ringT Yes,
but the deaf boy went right off and
got it."-Life.
A great treat: Hey, Lizzie, come
here, II yer enjoys music an want ter
have some fun. There's a organ-grind'
err bin TUX with spazZums, an the boys
have got the organ, an Is a-playln
waltzes an pokers like anythlnk!-Ba'
gar.
Manageable fiftieth performance Of
1.-THE Dining Room Girl occurs next
week, and intend to give away some
dainty silver souvenir; can you suggest
anything? Friend (who has seen the
play-I think you'd make hit by CIV
Ing each person in the audience a Sill
yer dollar.-Puck.
Mammal wonder why it is that
George plays and sings so much for
Albert since they've become engaged
She never seems to cease from the time
he comes into the house until he de-
parts. Papa-I guess she wants 10
make sure that he really loves her.-
Chicago Daily News.
Tell me, DOCTOR asked the amDr
tious young disciple of Galen, eagerly
what was the most dangerous case
you ever had?" in confidence, now
that | am about to retire from prac'
tice," answered the veteran physician
frankly, Il will confess that II was my
medicine-case." Puck.
Darling" said Chicago lover
don't you know that 1t Is unlucky ~
postpone weddingY' Il can't helll
that" was the reply of the adored one,
my dressmaker is sick, and I'm affalu
it would be more unlucky If were p"
go ahead and get married before nav
Ing all the clothes l want made WINS
my father Is still willing to pay ioi