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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
OMAHA MEN PUNISHED.
Omaha Officials Hauled Over the
Goals and Fined.

OOd1S ana Eln6Q.
Omaha. Neb., Dec. 16.-Judge {. r.
Scott decided The celebrated exposition
contempt case in the district court to-
day. The decision was delivered in the
characteristic custom OF that Jurist. For
Two hours Judge Scott lectured a num-
Der Of Omaha's prominent men, and
concluded by assessing lines. penalties
5ud premiums III excess of $50. Og0 and
1isbarrIng for all time Carroll Mont
g0meTy, The general attorney OF the
exposition company.
Those on trial were President Wat
Ties, Managers RoseWater, Babcock,
Reed, Burse, Lindsay and Kerkendail,
General Manager Clarkson, General
Attorney Montgomery, Commandanr
OF the Guard Fleygellyn and Inspector
Madley. The case has been on trial
for thirty Gays ana has attracted more
attention than anything Of the kind
ever brought up il the state.
The case began in July, when two
companies with oriental attractions at
the exposition began TO quarrel as 10
who had the exclusive right to give
Oriental exhibitions on the ground.
Judge Scott finally issued an order en-
joining the exposition company from in
any way interfering with the Streets
OF Cairo ana at the same time order
ing the opposition company, the Streets
OF All Nations, closed.
This order was in measure ignored
Judge Scott awards the Streets Of
Cairo company $4,000 damages and or
ders the exposition company 10 pay it
al once. Aessrs. Montgomery, Wattles,
Reid and Wadley are found guilty of
contempt and fined $500.
Judge Scott denounced Judges Sla-
baugh, Powell and Faucet, his COM
panions on the bench, because they re-
leased the exposition officials last sum
mer when Judge Scott ordered them
to Jail for contempt
The case will be appealed to the SUI
Dreme court.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
TRANSPORTS FOR PHILIPPINES
Two Vessels Are to Be Prepared at
Once.

New York, Dec. 16.-The transported
ton department of the army was noti-
fed today by the war department to
get ready two transports to leave here
IS soon as possible for Manila via the
Suez canal
The transports Mobile and Mohawk
have been selected, and Colonel Kim
ball has been instructed to have them
brought here and made ready for SER
vice as soon as possible. Each of the
transports has a capacity of =, 400 men.
but for this trip they will carry only
1900 men each. The Mobile has re-
Gently been refitted, and is at present
being used to transport troops from
Savannah to Havana The Mohawk is
at present in the ways at Bath. Me-.
being converted into a transport.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
REGULARS RECEIVE ORDERS.
Must Prepare For Two or Three Years
In Philippines.

Washington, Dec, 16.-Orders were to-
day issued for the immediate prepara-
ton of the following named regiments
of regular infantry for service in the
Philippines:
Twelfth, at Jefferson barracks; Tween
tysecond, at Fort Crook, Neb.; Third,
at Fort Smelling Mimi; Seventeenth.
at Columbus barracks, Ohio, and
Fourth, at Fort Sheridan, Ills In each
case the order states that the date of
embarkation and point of sailing have
not yet been decided upon, and depend
upon the transportation facilities which
may become available.
1T is impossible the order reads, ''to
state the duration of the tour of SER
vice of this character at this time. but
preparations should be made with q
view to at least two or three years SER
vice before returning to the United
States. 1t is not the intention of the
department to send any wagon trans
portation.'
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WASHINGTON NOTES.

Yesterdays statement of the condition
of the treasury shows; Available cash
balance, 500, 1860; gold reserve, S24i-
S73. $50.
The house committee on merchant ma
rine and fisheries ordered a favorable r.
port on a bin TO extend the navigation
laws Of the United States to the HaWaian
islands.
The Japanese minister, Mr. Jutoro Kn-
mura, ia an interview, said he could
NOT commit himself in favor Of such an
alliance as that suggested by Senator
Davis ia Paris.
The navy department viii very shortly
send steamer 10 Pago-Pago with ma
terial Tor the construction Of q pier and
other improvements for the American
coaling station there.
The postal contract with the New YORK;
& Puerto Rico Steamship company has
been formally signed. The arrangen
are for FIVE regular sailings a month ! 1nI
New York to Puerto Rico.
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San Francisco Dec. 16.-The official
closing quotations for mining stocks to-
BOSTON MINING STOCKS.
Stocks at London.

New York. Dec 1G-The Commercial
Advertisers London financial cablegram:
The markets here were quiet and firm to-
day. Americans fluctuated within mar
row limits. They opened hard, the small
er stocks being bought, and New York
sold slightly. They hardened finally in
sympathy with Union Pacific, which was
bought from New York
Spanish bonds reached 4S% on the an
nouncement that the Cuban coupon will
be paid in full. Money was easier after
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Chicagn Live Stock.

Chicago. Dec. 6.-Cattle-Prices showed
no particular change; fed steers, 3.S0Gl5. rs;
Christmas beeves, 5.400G.20; Texas cattle
3.25d4.70; fed western steers, 3.SOd5.20
stockers and feeders, 3.20G425
Hogs-Steady at Yesterdays decline
hogs selling at an extreme range of 3.15G
S421s, chiefly at 3.3)d3.35; pigs, 3OO03.25
Sheep and lambs We're strong. a sale
of prime lambs was made at $50. the tor
to to 8.75S460 Tor Inferior lambs; -'. yeariings
415G440, and sheep. 2.506410, chiefly al
3.35GJ41 10 for fed westerns.
Receipts--Cattle, 4,000; hogs, $1,000
sheep 1000.
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CONDENSED TELECRAMS.

Russia has sold half million obsolete
ReTdan rifles to China at a large price,
through the Russo-Chinese bank.
Prince Won Leichstein. Austro-fIungar-
ian ambassador at St. Petersburg, has re-
signed. His successor is Baron LeXa
D'Aehrenthal, Austro- Hungarian minister
to Roumania-
The Rome correspondent of the London
Chronicle says: In response to the Vat
leans inquiry on the subject. President
Mckinley has sent an assurance that the
Catholics in Cuba and the Philippines will
olics in America.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
Merely a Tenant

(Chicago Record
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
SENIOR RIOS COMPLAINTS.
Ascribes Americas Arrogance to Her
Good Luck.

London. Dec. 1.-THE Paris CORE
sDondent Of the Times, NJ. de Blowitz,
telegraphs this morning a long inter-
view with the president Of the Span
ism peace commission, Senior Monterio
Rios. in the course of which he repre-
sents the Spanish commissioner as
complaining that the Americans had
acted as 'Naitquers parvenus, who do
not yet know misfortune or defeat"
Senior Monterio Rios remarked,
''yvhen later on, they also have suffer
ed reverses. they viii be less in1eXible
TO those who have suffered defeat"
The Spanish commissioner contended
according to n. de Blowitz. that the
Philippines are still unconQuered and
that their conquest would not be ac-
eomplished quickly. What most panied
him. however. appears 20 have been
:'America's attempt to deprive Spain
OF her honor by refusing TO arbitrate
REGARDING the Maine
lie asserted confidently that the
Spanish government was in no danger
from CarliSlm.
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Fast Racers Sold.

Chicago. Dec. &c. W. Marks of
Joe PatcIen fame bought Phenol, 2:O7A
at the Splan-Newgass sale today for
S1,25O thus adding another to his string
of great PAGERS.
Shadeland Norwood with record of
2:13H, was purchased by W Long of
Pittsbul.g for $3.50, and Royal Rome
brought a like amount, being sold to B.
Bowman.
Tom Ogden b. g. 8, PAGER, 2:O7, by Ba-
con, was sold to W. G. Norton, Chicago,
for $3.50.
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Omaha Live Stock.

Omaha, Dec 6.-Cattle-Receipts LOCO
Market steady: native beef steers, 4O0d
$50: western steers, 370d4.S0: Texas
steers, 3.5014.00; cows and heifers, 500
4.25; stockers and feeders, 3.25d4. 4G; stays
bulls ETC.. 2.25d3.S5; calves, 4.50G675.
Hoes-ReceiDts 0000 Market shade to
&c higher; heavy, 3.25d3.90; mixed 3.2719d
$50; light. 3SVd3.35; pigs, 30Od3.25; bulk
of sales $780,
Sheep-Receipts 500. Market steady; ma
stockers, 2.60G3.70; lambs Jq5.25.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
LEsE MAJEsTE.
lOHver Herford in Llfsl

(Oliver HerfOrd in LIED
The Lion ramps around the cage.
The Lady smiles to see him rage.
The little Mouse inside the bars
Looks on and laughs. well, bless M
Starsi'
QuOth he, Ito think they call that thing
The King of Beasts! If he's a King,
VINO cannot make the Lady vince,
What must / be2 When. not long since
Inside the cage I CHANGED to slip.
You should have seen that Lady skip
Upon the Lions back. Help! Murderi
A Mouse she screamed; you should have
heard her!
And then with broOnns the keepers came
And drove me out (but, all the same
I got the crumb that I was after.
A King, indeed Excuse my laughter
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
Anerican Artille1,rist Praisad

London, Dec. 1.-THE Daily News,
commenting this morning upon its
Washington correspondents report of
the gun trials at Sandy Hook. SAYS:
The Americans have only to give
their minds 10 it to become the arst
artillerists in the world In fact, an
American artillerist on the warDath
deserves the most serious notice Of all
whom it may concern"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
The Metal Markets.

New York, Dec 16.-At the close the
metal exchange Called
Pigiron Warrants-Quiet but firmer at
1929.
Lake Copper-Firmer, with 1880 bid and
1890 asked.
Tin-Quiet. but firm. with 1875 bid and
Iead-Firm. with 8.75 bid and 877lA
asked
Spelter-Spot, unchanged: futures, cas-
Ter with SIS bid and 5.35 asked.
The firm naming the settling price for
leading miners and smelters at the west
quotes lead ar $50 and copper at 12.75.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17

Coast Grain Markets.

San Francisco Dec. 16.-Wheat easier
December, 1.16ls; May, 11S14. Barley easy;
December, 130%i.
Cash wheat, 113%Tt16k.
Tacoma, Wash. Dec. 16.-Wheat higher;
club, 59c; bIuestem, 62J621ac
Portland, Ore, Dec. 16.-There was a
little more life in the local wheat market
today, the improved condition OF the east
ern markets, together with an advance in
Liverpool options bolstering the market
up somewhat. Walla Walla was quoted
as high as 5Sl5c and valley was in better
demand at 60061c; bluestem was steady
at &c.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
kansas Citv Live Shock.

Kansas City, Dec. 6.-Cattle-Receipts
5000 Market steady to strong; native
steers, 2.S5G5.25; Texas steers, 3.25Q4. 40
Texas cows 2.O0Q3-00; native COWS and
heifers, 1.25Q4.35; stockers and feeders,
2.75G4.35; bulls, 2.7543.50.
Hogs-Recei9ts $4,000. Market weak to
&c lower slow; bulk of sales, 3.25dS 325a =:
heavies, 325q3,3714: packers. 3.20Gi3. So /;
mixed. 3.20a33 21a: lights. 3.15Q3.25; york
ers. 3.20G3.25; pigs 3.01q3.20
Sheep-Receipts LOCO. Market strong;
lambs, 3.509535; muttons, 2e0Q4-75.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
Modified
(san Francisco News Letter.

He kissed her boldly on Market
street, opposite the Phelan building.
Sir" she shrieked, you are an ut
ter stranger to me. What means this
familiarity"
Miss" he said, bowling low, though
we never met before, you must excuse
me. 1 bet my friend that 1 would kiss
the prettiest girl / saw on the block
A soft, forgiving smile replaced her
wrathful glance.
you are forgiven this time" she
said, sweetly, but please don't let it
occur again."
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the settlement. cod was weak at rs Z
Loans. EXCHANGE, and Silver.

New York, Dec 16.-Money on call was
steady at 214G22 per. cent; last loan, 21a
per cent; prime mercantile paper, 3Q4 per
cent.
Sterling exchange was steady, with ac-
for demand, and at 4S1i5G4S1sl for 90
days; posted rates, L. 64.S51s; CONNER
cial bills, 4.S0St
Silver certificates, $4,000; bar silver.
sos; Mexican dollars, At.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17

his 4lICuuS SGCldlIl- WHY
We thought he was all right: He must
have had weak spot somewhere"
The fact is, almost everybody has a
weak spot somewhere. Death and dis
ease are always looking for weak spots.
If your stomach or your liver won't do
It's proper work, if your body fails to
get its full nourishmeut from the food
you eat, and your brain loses part of the
sleep 1t ought to have, no matter how big
your frame and muscular your limbs NAV
be, you will give out; disease will find the
weak spot, and nature will give way.
II wish 70 say to the world that DR.. Pierce's
blessing to me as firmly believe 1 should Be in
avery bad state now if had not taken it writes
Mrs. Ellen 7. Bacon, of Shutesbury Franklin
Co., Mass. in courteous communication to
DR.. K. V. Pierce. Of Buffalo. n. Y. Prior to
September 1897, I had doctored for my stomach
trouble for several years, going through a course
OF treatment without any real benefit In Sep
TENDER 1896, / had very sick spells and grew
worse; could eat but little. commenced in
September 1897 to take DR.. Pierce's medicine
and III 4 short time I could eat and work 1
have gained twenty pounds in two months"
This glorious " Discovery" gives the
stomach and liver power to do their nat
ural work regularly and completely. 1t
makes healthy blood and steady nerves
It builds up the weak spots sound and
strong. It is the only medicine that
can be relied upon to accomplish this
promptly and thoroughly.
Constipation is niue times in ten the begin
ming and one the first symptoms of dangerous
diseases. When this tendency is present DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets should be used in con
s'rcfT0n with the " Discovery"
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nenver Live Stock

Denver. Dec. 6.-Cattle-Receipts 200.
Market quiet and easy; beef steers, $500
4.25; cows, 2.50G3.25; feeders, freight paid
to river, 9.50G4.00; stockers, freight paid
to river, 3.75Q4.15; stays, etc, L75G2.50.
Hogs-Receipts 500. Market active to
10c higher; light packers, 3.35d340; mixed,
3.3993.34: heavy. 3.25d3.30.
Sheep-Receipts, none.
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cnmae and G., rar

New York, Dec. 1s.-Coffee-o Options
closed easy, with prices 3 points net low
er. Sales, Is, 500 bags. including: Deem
Der, SIS; January SIS: b February, $50:
March, 5.90G5.95; May, 500. Spot Rio. firm
No. invoice. 6%m63s; No. jobbing, 1A@
rs; mild, firm; Cordovas 72td15.
Sugar-Raw, steady; fair refining, $50
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
A Horse With Taste.

Ruralville Merchant-A. stranger drove
into the village yesterday. and when our
band began TO play, his horse snOrted q
couple of times and dropped dead.
Drummer (who has heard the band)-
What an excellent judge Of music shat
horse must have been.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
CARLlSTS PUT TO TORTURE.
Spanish Government Infiicls Terrible
Cruelties Upon Prisoners.

Madrid, Dec. 1e.-Count Casa Sofa,
brother. Of the Marquis Ceraibo, in an
Interview, has confirmed the reports
that savage cruelties similar to those
Indicted upon the anarchists confined
IN the fortress Of Montjuich at BARGE
iona have been applied to the Carlists
arrested at Bilboa, in order 10 extract
Information from them regarding the
armament and DESIGNS OF the Carlists.
II Is apprehended that these tcrtures
win lead to terrible reprisals should the
CarlistE take the field.
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it is accounted for first by his recogni-
con Of such Alabamans as Wheeler,
dobson, Oates ana Wiley and by his
suggestion al. Atlanta of national care
for confederate. graves.
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At Their Face value.


up
Yes, some of them are even raising
whiskers.'r
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No Joke.
Cincinnati ENQUIRE

Cincinnati Enquirer)
Bobby-Popper, what is hostile In
dian?
Mr.. Ferry-one with some good. arabic
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17
On Halloween.
Chicago Journal.


Anna-Were any of the tricks you tried
last night successful?
Hannah-Yes; 1 found out whom I am
going to marry.
Anna-You didn't!
oh, yes l did! He asked me to, and I
said l would"
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The .. S. Govt Reports
show Royal Bsking Powder
superior to all Others.
His Winning Ways.

F'uller-What do You kick at every
thing for when you strike restaurant.
1t makes me nervous.
Gradley- Impoliteness pays. The wheel
that seueaks the most gets oiled the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-12-17

I-lICu9U IlelJIu.J
DO you own your own house. Twee-
mo; we've had the same cook seven
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st. l.. Il ). F.. S3s
LIST preferred. :. 6S14
End preferred. 80
st. L. q S. W.. Z
Preferred -. 1878
st. Paul .........11612
Preferred 49,. .164l,a
St. P. & o.. 81
Preferred 1853
St. P. NJ. & NJ. .179
Southern Pac. :. 303s
Southern Ry.... 10$s
Preferred go. 42At
Texas q Pacific l6
! Union Pacific. =. 3Ss4
Preferred -. 1855
~. p. d. & G.. 12i1 &
Wabash ......... 8
Preferred -. %
%W. 6, l.. e. 57s
"Preferred -. 2616
Adams Express Jos
Ann. Express. ..1.l5
Y. s. Express. so
Wells-Fargo Ex.125
ANN. Cotton OIL 3315
Preferred 49,. SO
Ann. Spirits -. 1215
Preferred -. SO
ANN. Tobacco. .14134
! Preferred 80. SO
Con. Gas 1901
Com. Cable Co. .175
Colo. F. & L.. 25sz
Preferred -. 81
Gen. Electric -. g39l
Flaw. Com. Co.. So
Internl Paper. 5SIi
Preferred 49,. 913s
Laclede Gas 80. 80
Lead ............. 3714
Preferred .....1l4
Nat. Lin. OIL. S1l
Pacific Mail. 42i6
People S Gas .1091s
Pullman Pal. 1881
Silver Certs. 5915
, Standard Rope
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OF A JOCOSE CHARACTER
Professional Methods-


(Chicago Record.)
why didn't Alice get engaged to that
plumber
He would only propose a few words at
a time and then go away"
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TO Cure a Cold In One Dav

take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money il Il
fails to cure. 25c. The genuine has L.
r. Q. on each tablet.
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Heroic Measures.
Chicago News.l

IDuILeISV NEWs-I
AZ understand that your daughter has
begun taking lessons on the piano"
yes. The folks who live next door to
us are very obnoxious people. We want
to have them leave our neighborhood."
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Music Ia the Homo.

washington Star.)
His wife plays the cornet.'
Poor fellow. l suppose ne has TO put
up with lots of her lip
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Looted
Detroit Journal.O

One shy, but soulful glance she gave
The trooper, spurred and booted,
And the military chest wherein
He kept his heart was looted.
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Druggists general rule do make practice of recon-
nending proprietary medicines Sometimes however when thew
have particularly bad Of dyspepsia with they have
been known ask the sufferer try Rpan Tabues St. Louis
lady who was afflicted with chronic dyspepsia told friend she
had tried than dozen different kinds of medicine without
much relief but day. when she her druggist to have
bottle reed he asked her why she did try Ripans Tabues
She bought some and took them regularly time according to
directions and now she says she has equal COM
paints of tine stomach and liver she has so from
y gfoty
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g 15-1s: centrifugal s6-test, As; molasses.
39s; refined, steady.
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STOCK QUOTATIONS..

AtchiSon ........ l8%
Preferred -. 81
B. & o. 81.
Can. Pacific 80. S51.
Can. Southern :. 56s.
Cent. Pacific -. 37h
Ches. & Ohio. %
Chic. & Alton. .167
C., 3. & Q. 1917
G. & e. IT,. 561.
Preferred no
Chic. CT. West. LAY
c.. I. & L.. s
Preferred 49,. 80
G. & N. W......141H
Preferred .1SI
c. c. c. & st. l. n
Preferred 80. So
Del. & Hudson. .106
D., L. & .149
D. q r. G....... 165s
Preferred -. 66l,
Erie new ...... 143.
lst preferred. 37h
Fit. Wayne 10
CT. Nor. pfd. .139
Hooking Valley. 90,
Ills. Central -. .1131.
Lake Erie & w. 15H
Preferred -. 65
Lake Shore. .2901.
Louis. & Nash. Gal.
Manhattan L.. 81
Met. st. Ry..... 1891
Mich. Cent......112
MINI. & st. L.. 29L
LIST Preferred. 81
Mo. Pacific 80. 421
NJ. & O........ 80
M. K. & T. 49,
Preferred go. 372
N. j. Central. 50
=. Y. Central. 1929
n. Y. C. & St. L II
LIST preferred. =. 70
End preferred. 81
Northwestern :. 163
Nor. Ann. Co.. 61
Nor. Pacific -. AS
Preferred 49,. 765.
Ont. e West. -. III
Q. r. & N. ...... SO
O. S. L........... 81
Pac. c. LIST pfd. 81
End preferred. 621
Pittsburg .172
Reading ......... 1873.
LIST preferred. =. 47s
r. G, W.......... 26
Preferred 80. G5
Rock Island 1898
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Time Wasted.

(ChIcagO NeWsJ
at is a bad plan to rake up old quar-
rels.''
Eyes. at our house we can always
find plenty of new ones"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-08-18

"Indeed," said the doctor, 'what was
it?"
swell, dreamt that 1 died and went
to heaven. | knocked at the golden
gate and was answered by st. Peter,
who asked my name and address, and
told the recording angel to bring his
book. He had considerable difficulty
in finding my name, and hesitated so
long over the entry, when he did find
it, that | was terribly afraid something
was wrong; but he suddenly looked up
and asked:
"'What did you say your name was?
81 told him again."
wWhy, said he; you've no business
here; you're not due these ten or fifteen
years YETI
"WelI," said 1, Or. Yandell said
"'Oh, you're one of Yandell's pa
tents, are you? That accounts for it.
Come right in. That man is always
upsetting our calculations in some
way"
o X
It was bitter cold night, and a
policeman in Lombard street noticed
light in a window, and. going to the
door, raped
els that you, policeman" asked a
voice from within.
eyes," was the reply.
nj II sol h0
voice.
The policeman stepped inside and
encountered dapper little fellow sit
ting at desk.
"I've been detained tonight straight
ening up accounts"
The policeman warmed himself at
the rousing fire that blazed on the
hearth, and went out again on his
beat. An hour after the policeman
came that way, and still seeing the
light through the window, raped
again.
els that you, policemen"
eyes"
"Come in and warm yourself"
The policeman accepted the situa-
ton.
"It's bowling cold night" said the
clerk.
"You're right, SIR" said the police
man. So he got another drink and re-
turned to his beat. He was rather sur
prised the next day to find that his
friend of the night before had got off
with some $4,000 of the banks funds.
success.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1898-08-18
He Who Thinks Well Of Himself
Will Dress Well.

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