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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
SPECIAL NOTICES.
FAMED
THE WORLD OVER.

The Columbia Bicycle is known the
world over.
It has no peer. In many years service
by the public 1t has gained prestige and
popularity.
1t is no experiment The best people ride
1t. 1t is a favorite I sell the Columbia.
like to do it. 1t Is the most salts
factory part of my business. Every spoke,
every bar. every piece of metal or wood
or leather entering into the manufactur-
ing of this famous wheel is guaranteed TO
be the best put into any wheel on the
globe.
handle the COLUMBIA CHA1NI4Ess.
handle the COLUMBIA CHAIN.
I handle the HARTFORD CHAIN.
1 handle the VIDETTE CHAIN.
Absolutely without peer is each in It's
place.
Unmatched and unmatchable. at $40 to
SIPS.
MY REPAIR SHOP.
I believe am far and away ahead of
anybody in the repairing line. There are
people who do good work. They suit their
patrons, sometimes.
But the best people seem to think my
work is the best. I seem to have the mack
of fixing wheels to please them. I seem
to have the very parts that last the long
est, and fit the best. and cost the least.
My shop is equipped, as everybody
knows, with superior machines, that will
do the work.
More
I do not only repair, but can supply all
parts. I buy in large lots and thereby
am enabled to sell close.
I think you will find my figures no
higher than anybody else My work, you
will say, few can equal.
1t is pleasure for me to look at your
wheel and If It requires some work,
shall not charge you for telling you So
Remember where am.
T. A. BRYSON,
Columbia Agent,
242 Bull Street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
ADULA AT AUCTION.
She VIII BE Taken to New York, Adj
vertised and Sold.

Macon, Ga, Sept. Judge Speer to-
day ordered Marshal Barnes to employ
an experienced navigator and c:ew to car
ry the Adula to New York the vessel there
to be advertised for ten days and sold at
public cutlery. The upset price is $4,000
the same as that fixed for the sale re-
Gently advertised to take place in Savan-
nah.
The Adula is the vessel which Judge
Speer decided the United States is en-
titled to as prize of war.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
NOTICE.

All persons are hereby cautioned against
harboring or trusting any of the crew of
the British steamship City of Worcester.
Fortune, master, from Bermuda as no
debts of their contracting will be paid
by the master, owners of by
~. W. WILSON, agent, consignee.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
ASSAULTED A CORREsPONDENT.
Lieut.. w. p. Clark and $. b. saVvten
In an Alteration.

Griffin, Ca, Sept. 5-This afternoon
Lieut.. w. T. Clark made an assault upon
MIR S. b. sawtell, the Atlanta Constitu-
ton correspondent. and, but for the in
reference Of citizens, there would have
been a warm fight.
Mr.. Sawteil quoted the lieutenant's oath
20 his company about being mustered out
some days ago, which was the cause of the
assault
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
UNDERWEAR.
LOWNEY's BON HONS.

We have just received a fresh sup
ply of LOwney's famous Bon BOns
and Chocolates, which we are offer
ing for Coo a pound. Try a pound to-
day.
sc glass of soda,
A &c sherbet,
&C cigar,
SC anything gets a chance at tn
500 Dayton, remember.
Our Aetna hthia Water is becOm-
ing more popular. Csc a gallon,
Try 1T.
THE OGLETHoRPE,
IA Bull Street.
NJ
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
FUNERAL INVITATIONS.


DONELAN-The relatives and friends of
Mr.. Peter Qonelan are invited to attend
his funeral from the home of the Little
Sisters of the Poor at 10 oclock this morn
ing.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06

class Staple and Fancy Groceries to
families at the lowest market prices.
Keep IA full assortment of fresh
gOOds-are constantly ON the lookout
for new things. One of our firm is
now in NeNYOrlS, also visiting Boston
and Philadelphia for this purpose.
Come and see us often, also teIe-
phone your orders to 200. They will
receive prompt attention and quick
delivery. Particular attention paid
to packing and shipping goods out
of the city.
A. Nj. & C. w. WEST.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
SPECIAL NOTICES.

NOTICE TO CITY COURT JURORS.
The Petit Jury of the City Court will
not appear until Wednesday, Sept Z, 1898
at 1890 a. m.
BY order of T. NJ Norwood. Judge.
]. S. COLLINS. Clerk
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06

Tourist Ito friend who is being swal
lowed by an alligator)-For heavens sake.
throw me out your pocketbook. -Fliegende
Batter.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
MEETINGS.


OGLETHORPE LODGE NO. L, LOOT.
The meetings OF this lodge are held ev-
cry Tuesday evening at $50 o'clock, In the
odd Fellows building corner Barnard and
State streets, and every member is earn
estly requested to attend.
Members of sister lodges and transient
brethren will always receive a cordial vel
come.
II. 8. COLDING, Noble Grand.
JAS. VAN BERSCHOT, Secretary.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
jesse Herndon Fined.

Macon, Ca, Sept. 5-Jesse Herndon
was fined $500 by City Court Judge Ross
to-day for keeping a gaming house.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
COOL DRINKS.
A GREAT BARGAIN.

That rice plantation known as Proctor.
on the South Carolina side of the Savan-
nah river. No cash requirement for first
year. One crop may pay for the planta-
ton. Meaning business, call at the Ger
mania Bank.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
DEATHS.

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5UASSY-Died, at o'clock this morn
ing, Mrs. Margaret c. Saussy. Funeral
notice later
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
SPECIAL NOTICES.

FURNITURE AND GENERAL MEN"
CHANDISE STORAGE
Can be had at the District Messenger and
Delivery Company's warehouse, 80 TO 50
Montgomery street, on reasonable TERMS
The building has been thoroughly over
hauled anr repaired, and now offers un-
surpassed facilities for the storage OF all
kinds, furniture vans. express wagons enc
messengers furnished. Pianos and furnir
ture packed for shipment and remoVseI
with care. Telephone 3 a
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
STRAW HATS

STRAW HATS
AT your own price. Come In and
take your choice of our stock
regardless of price. They must
so.
NECKWEAR.
All kinds of summer Neckwear,
Clubs, Band Bows, FOur-in-
Hands and Tecks as cheap as
cheap can be.
UNDERWEAR.
Just received enough to carry
us until fall. They were bought
cheap and we are selling them
at what they generally cost
Wholesale.
MEYERE & FRANCK,
No. BrOughtOn ST., East.
J. p. LEE, Manager.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
THE 6HATHHM BHNK
SAVANNAH.

VIII be pleased to receive the accounts
of Mercantile Firms, individuals, Banks
and Corporations
Liberal favors extended.
Unsurpassed collection facilities, ensur.
ing prompt returns
SEPARATE SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
paying per cent. interest per annum.
Safety Deposit Boxes and Vaults for
rent Correspondence solicited.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
SPECIAL NOTICES.
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HOUSEHOLD REQUISITES.


HOUSEHOLD REQUISITES.
Violet Ammonia; a few drops impart a
delightful fragrance to a basin of water.
copco Soap for toilet use and fine laun-
dry, &c cake.
Medicated Soaps. various kinds, 1Oc
cake.
Shoomoskeets keeps off mosquitoes and
other insects.
Imported and Domestic Bay Rum, Col
ogne and Toilet Waters.
Pure cider vinegar and spices for pick
ling.
japanese Tooth Brushes. good durable
brush. Be.
soLOMoNS & CO.,
Congress ST. and Bull st. Branch Store.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06

that wonderful
ly soothing and
relaxing lini-
ment, be faith
fully used dur
ing the period
of pregnancy,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-09-06
GROCERIES.

J. NJ. Adams. Manager
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27

r. crippled from q shell Of an enemy, the
other esn drive the brave little crew Of
ship desfruyers out Of harms way. These
engines are Of the most modern design
gn3 are Calculated to render an Indicated
horse power OF !. 40 This Will give the
Rowan under pressure Of steam a speed of
twenfS-six knots per hour. AT this rate
she will have the advantage. as has been
stated. Of many a big battieship.
Her ordnance Will not be different from
the usual torpedo boat. She Will be fitted
with three tubes. any one OF which.
can launch into The water Whitehead
torpedo that spin through the water at the
rate Of thirty miles an hour. propelled
either BY compressed air or gunpow!ar,
In addition. the Rowan viii be fitted with
four rapid-iiFe guns, similar to those on
the handsome cruiser Philadelphia. They
viii be utilized 10 rspei the advance Of an
enemy In small boats, bent on capture.
The steering gear will he OF the most
perfect workmanship and pattern. Her
Fiidder can be operated either by steam
or hand-steering apparatus. or BY both to-
geiher- On the Rowan Is a perfect sys-
tenn OF ventilation and of drainage. The
officers quarters have been finished in
handsome native woods. especially select.
Cd by Robert Moran.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27
APPLICANTS ARE EXAMINED.
FOR COMMISSIONS on GOVERNORS
STAFF, NATIONAL Guard.
Five Men Appear Before the hoard
r. W. smith, &. u. Crane, James
R0ss. r.. G.. Lyle and Theodore
Wagner, for First Lieutenancy.

Examinations for commissions In the
National Guard on the governors s;afr
were held last night at The office of DIR.
J. II. Eagiescn bS a board composed OF
Brig. Ger. j. ID. Mcintyre, Adjt Gen j. L.
Ballaine. Surgeon General j. Il. Eagieson
aud Capt. George II. Fortson, OF company
h. and Cap. II. r Adams or company
u. y. q. ". There were five applicants
taking the examination; r. " Smith.
who has been appointed aide de camp on
the brigade staff. with the rank of first
lieutenant. G. I'll. Crane. who has been
named for Guartermaster on the battalion
STAFF. with the rank of first lieutenant:
James Ross. whom Maj j. j. Weisen-
burger has appointed comm sslaner on the
battalion staff, with the rank OF first
lieutenant: +. c. Lyle, who is trying for
a commission on the battalion staff with
the rank OF first lieutenant, and Theodore
Wagner. the well-known bandnaster, who
has been appointed aide De camp on the
brigade staf. ranking as first lieutenant.
Mr.. Wagner VIII have two military titles
II h. passes the examination. for he is
now Serst Mai. Wagner as leader OF
the First Regiment hard
Gen. Mciatyfe and Capt. f. f. Adams.
OF the examining board. are both absent
from the city. but a majority is EN-
powered 20 act as a full board.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27
Washingfon Past.


Hope deferred no. only makes the heart
sick. but Il leaves the pocsetbook of an
o1ic@- seeker feeble 70 the point OF death. "
remarked Gel Mat O. EnderSon. CT Ar
kansas al the Ebbi.t-
"The expense OF waiting around Jie ma
tlcsz. capital while hoping 20 see your
name set down fer a good fat. sine-curee
h. terrific L will eat Mso the resources
az Vanderbilt. When I first came up
here l wanted terrapiu and a small bottle
Gree or twice a week. bur that seems now
Ike a misty dream OF the past l am
amply content now with pork and beans
This isn't any complaint against the adj
in.nistration or anybody connected with
the giving out of places It's a mere
statement OF facts. The civil service sys-
TEN is TO blame. OF courHe. but there's cold
comfort 10 be had cussin' a system: II ;
too vague TOO much In the lit,e OF an alb
straetioa or a d. barren ideality. as Hon.
William Aiken used 10 Say.
But, say. if never get the office. I shall
not die OF grief. There's plenty OF solid
comforts of life down In old 'Rockensaes.
and fellow IL always dead sure of a lis-
ing I'd like 10 win a place. Just to show
the boys that didn't stay in Washington
a year and Ave months for nothing. but
II 1 fall down. all right Happiness in
this life doesn't all hinge On getting a Fed
erai job"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27

f+}f3iss3E lNttsa f'rFS<.
Iae meaning az the g33v Election l., Sc
attic WASH. iass weeE mas trsen ooss14ve.l
ht the gtess stirring uees ffon Csihs ard
shresa hgt Il s. fssgszgtsrt. mnYsrtaels.e~
Fae Republicans carried tse city hv e,
Fgs fagStE as& sseEte,8 tH@tr eut4rss Elrk4f In
isss whfa bfHas carried ire state u
VI ss6lrasaa as = as ssgsTa.iEE kisx e,4sn-
-, sa Natrh @e-sst's. = situated neat Tor
Nrt@n tY &s4ss Esssfslss The Eaange tr-
tftcA}eA oe l3ss @eek's sieetsnn is sn~asfr.
sklaE- - 3, sAaws thst WASHINGTON - -
eSttflGw fFoFEs tse wE@3l Esso zach Il geu
alf ag 2ae craze fer fre4. silver. TA@ Seat
- Post -lsgsilsg esaef~. ls Cosn.usrs4fs On
t'sa 73c,srr. says shst -esp tYs4 sas t.s~v-
"a SAD ks Psst'S7nsr4xTs aas regE.ueyf ;.s
~gaE ia siee g8fN Haf ta5x rgsssssss
iss tsagn1..a tsses,&h0at Use STATE Il 4.
;s - Ants@4 taaE ta4s - corrss.t fessrfsy.s-
sst3ea IL t3~ geSas4 e tsae. sf3e.-e an ar.s
tA&t the pr~di.-tian VII sse realized ssexf
>sf r2ss~er ~ s3s secsss So fes sssAztzz-fvs~
on t1~ Parshr essoar " Arlington as=.a
~%st sos bryan ~ ~ Th, nassrs1e raj.
ts*a saaab4 D. corrected as saas - rs,&~s.
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27

Arthur T. Jackson viii give an Illus
'ratsd lecture at the Seattle theater next
Saturday night. entitled Seattle 10 Daw-
sou" The lecture viii be illustrated by
lVe views by La Roche. Mr.. Jackson has
crossed the Atlantic fourteen times to give
courses of lectures in Europe and TO SO
cure material for his lectures here Such
has been his success abroad that he " Is
elected a fellow of the Royal Geogra phicai
Society Of London: and also a fellow of
the Society Of Arts. of which the Prince
nomination by the council III 1889 he was
the American delegate 20 the International
Railway Congress at Paris and served as
a member Of the International Congress
of Commerce and Industry and the Inter-
national uesgrahical Congress. While
In Par.s he was elected n member Of the
National Academy Of Agriculture, Manu-
featuring and Commerce. In 1881 he was
appointed an honorary commissioner Of
the Wofld's Columbian Exposition by Di-
rector General Davis In lS92 be was APP
pointed By Gov. Fleming As state Word =
Fair cornmlss ouer for Florida. and sub-
sequeniiy was elected and servsd as pres
saent and executive ccmmiSsiorit- Of the
state commission. fie dasiEnee ard built
the Florida sjats building. which was the
third largest % the state BUILDINGS upaa
the exposition grounds as we'll as one Of
she mas. interesting and attractive. II
having been visited hy more than 20.9 90
people. II lSas he was elected Il fellow Of
the Imperial Institute az london In
1894 he was appointed ard visited ire
ANTWERP International Exposition as
United States honorary commission. and
Was also . member ~ the London Geo
graphical Congress OF TNss
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27
HRENITtES.

All members of the Improved Red Men
who are Interested IN urgan}x{ng A new
ledge Will please meet al 81 Fifs. avenne
south. sodsy a. 3 u. ~.
4 vounw mems raiiv VIII ~ held a. the
Y NJ &. \ tosiay AZ g. NJ. Pref 4.
f. Green MI lead the meeting. Travelling
Secretary DUmneJc and &. <. Se}fs al
also srss&k.
Tao Seattle A5hlrtie CiaA bowg}a< team
wea l8rea oar, of four games from the Ia
cafsa Athirttc t'iub team Last evening.
Tire score IN the forty-Eaue match now
stand = 80 10 in favor OF Seattle.
James F'5iIlixaw, the commercial traveller.
whe Ms arrested late Friday aleht AZ fhe
Occidental hotel FER buther4gE guests Nu}
tse iried ia Justice AUSsE1s court toner
rev morning en- tire cEsrge - asSault.ag
= =. Marsh. ae}lbSy- Cuiligan .s a. lib
SFty on cash has
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27

Is =" Naefsa % E.sess1syx. = Vros1s-
ufa- $3.50 &Ev as 5a&t pssee. Sas a. tse
1f.f.s k-fser Nrs;ss,3Ay. M Aagsga SAILS.
tis5s.5=as q h.l3fass1sa.e - ser.-fa& s.yE eszTY
ea sg.,raasts are 3aseias soG So
sase ess-s ~ s~og ~ setr.e sase seo ga
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27

ssssea IN <he great har,te. sozre people
are. bat their complaints are reserved
fer sfs private meetings az the boards Of
directors An1 are somrtimes voiced a.
she meetings Of the Transcontinental Pas
Sengsr Association In sne meantime. the
great American pubic finds the slashed
fares = good thing. Theresars some peo-
pie MD, srarei jasse because they can save
money By II. and these are now pur-
s.nasers OF tickets ara sfnd themselves
aboard train bound for the East nearly
every day.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27

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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27

- AZ *-att 4eA-f4sts
Sssen Sss@sFS' Wnse1aa has sszssf !.
gS csfsv~ ssass serhask Sewer esu-se s.sa
atsts ~ q ss sssF~saHs 4- tats s,r..sse.-g
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fesssly&issn a. tss~ mere ssas assass =. ~a.s..
sss o. Yx@sss fever.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-27
Royal Restaurant
FRENCH DINNER.
With or Without Wine. 50 CentA
- c..na,.. NGa-.A o. lcoa :

Sunday. March 81. 1888
Oysters on the Half Shell.
SOUP.
Chicken Gible;s WITH Rice Jnlienne
Consousne.
FISH.
Baked Salmon Trout EspanioIa.
Fried Smeits. Tartare Saiice.
Steamed Clans.
BOILED.
Picked Tongue. Piquant Sauce.
ENTREES.
Chicken Aiiamande.
Olympia Oyster Patties
Small Sirloin Steak. a la Beannaise.
Macaroni au G4tin.
Banana Friiters. Brandy Sauces
RELIsHES.
Lettuce. Radishes. Olives
punch a la. Royal.
ROAST.
Beef. an Jus. Spring Lamb. Mint Sauce
Goose. Apple Sauce.
VEGETABLES.
Baked Sweet Potatoes
Mashed and Boiled Potatoes.
DESSERT.
Chocolate Custard Pudding.
Vanilla Ice Cream. Sliced Bananas.
Lemon Cream.
Fruits Swiss and American Cheese
Sailed Waters. Mixed Nuts
Coffee Royal. Tea. Iced Tea. Milk.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-11-27
FARO BUILT THE CHURCH.

Bishop Put Up Good Fight and the
Sports Clipped in II 500.
Bishop Worthington, of Omaha, is
now strict church man. His sermons
are severe in doctrine and hold out
little hope to sinners unless they re-
pent. However, the bishop knows hui
man nature. He learned it in the best
school for an education of that kind
the far west.
j Years ago, when Mr.. Worthington
was recent graduate from the theo-
logical seminary, he began his gospel
work in Butte, Mont. The town was
then mining camp pure and simple.
1t had saloons, dance halls and gam
bling rooms, but neither church nor
school. Its inhabitants were rough,
tough and ready-manliness was their
god, and it was this manliness which
made the west what it is.
At college Worthington was a boxer
and an oarsman. In Butte these &C
complishments served him we'll, for
my saw Alm d oIiOAE al LII duU q
quick eye. His gospel services were
held in a tent. There was no money
to build church.
One day as he was walking along the
principal street the bully of the town
approached him.
do you want to fight?" asked the
desperate.
NO. replied the clergyman.
''Then take that"
But that" never came Worthing-
ton warded off the blow and with his
good right fist sent the bully to grass
in scientific fashion.
That night the affair was talked over
in Cy Henry's gambling house.
Il like that chap Worthington," said
Bill Johnson. "He strikes good blow.
Let's all play for him tonight
The proposition was agreed to, and
the rext morning S1,S0O won at faro
was presented to the minister. That
money built the first church in Butte
Chicago Chronicle.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-11-27
VERY EXPLICIT

Was Mrs Gas Regarding Her Relative Ills,
but as to Her Own Ailments the Doctor
still in the Dark-it Is Evident. How
ever, That She HASN'T Lockja or Tongue
trouble,
Can you describe some of your
SymptOmS?" asked DR.. Pillsbagg of a
woman weighing about 10, with the
apparent constitution of a horse and
the digestion of an ostrich.
We'll" she said, dejectedly, 81 just
don't feel we'll. l know / look we'll,
but looks are deceiving. Now, there
was my own aunt on my mothers side,
nay Aunt Jane Todd; why, to look at
that woman, doctor, you'd of said she
was in perfect health. She was so ro-
bust and strong, and had good color
and appetite, and all that, but, la, she
hardly ever knew what it was to see a
well day; and there was my cousin
Joe Tyngley's wife; now, She"
Are you feverish?"
well, l don't know as I am; an
then, again, l don't know but l am.
But, then, think a fleshy person like
myself is apt to get easily het up. Now,
there was my Uncle Peters wife on
my mothers side, Aunt Mandy her
name was. Why, she couldn't do
scarcely thing without getting as red
as beet in the face, and if she tried to
run she'd look like a flame, and you'd
thought she was raging with fever;
and there was my Aunt"
do you cough any,"
well, not to say actually cough any,
but l kind O. hack little. But, la,
doctor, there was my brother Jim's
wife! When it Games to coughing 1
wish you could have heard her, and
yet, if you'd bleeve me, she never
knew what it was to lay in bed day!
Why, I've seen that woman all but
choke in coughing fit, and she'd often
rise things, too, and the next minute
she'd be singing like lark. So, you
see, cough amt any sure sign of any
thing, even if l had one. Dear me,
there was my half-sister's second hus-
band! Now, that man"
'Is your appetite good?"
well, | manage to eat with some
relish if l have just what l want. But,
mercy on us, DOCTOR a good appetite
don't signify anything. Now, there was
my sister Maggies sister-in-law! Well,
doctor, l just wish you could have
seen that woman eat! She ate more in
one meal than ate in four. I've seen
her eat a quarter of pie and four
dOughnuts, and nearly a pint of baked
beans and four hot biscuits, and good
half pound Of ham, and like enough
some cheese and sauce and ten cups
of coffee at one meal, and yet she was
always puny and complaining. So,
what did her splendid appetite amount
to? On the other hand, there is my
brother Sans wife's stepmother. That
woman don't eat enough to"
'Do you sleep well?"
"Middlin'. But my good land, know
folks who sleep like hogs, and yet they
amt WELL Now. there was my first
! husband-I've been married twice, you
| know, and my first husband was the
/ awfullest sleeper! You could have fired
! cannon off over his head without
awakening him. / used to run a sew
ing machine and sing Gospel hymns at
the top of my voice for hours at time
in the next room, with the door open
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1898-11-27
WCMAN'S POPULARITY.

Popularity has no right to prevent a
person being dignified With women,
tact, charm of manner, knowledge Of
what to say and how to say it, and
spontaneous sympathy, soon constitute
popularity. A good entertainer need
not necessarily be a great converse
tionalist. One particularly charming
woman in the literary world has but
little to say, but the winning domes-
ITCHY, the unstudying informality, the
generousness and healthy vim pervad-
ing the atmosphere, wherever she may
be, all make every one feel pleasant.
And in her home, unlike gatherings in
commerce-ridden cities, no straining
after effect is tolerated.-Forget-M Me-
Not.