The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-08-31
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

= To borrow is human; to forget all
about it is still more 80.
= When a man has no faith in hu-
manity, humanity has no faith in him.
- All the honey bee gathers dur
ing its life doesn't sweeten it's sting.
Some men pray for their daily
bread and hustle for their nightly
chickens.
= He-sLet's get engaged She
-;sVery well; but who will you get
engaged to?'
"A literary man claims to have
cured himself of insomnia by reading
portions Of his own work.
1t is strange that so many per-
sons are killed by tornadoes, yet the
man who is daily blown up by his wife
manages to live through it all.
= The doctors in Sweden never
send bills to their patients, the amount
Of remuneration being left entirely
to the generosity Of the latter.
Truth wears well. People have learned
that DeWitt's Little Early Risers are reli-
able little pills for regulating the bowels,
curing constipation and sick headache.
They don't gripe. Evans Pharmacy.
-"Not a single book that [ have
written has made hit HIM, you
must have some Spanish blood in your
veins.
Bobby, you must not talk when
I am talking "Well, mama, you
don't 'spose I can wait till you've
gone to bed"
First Citizen-Why didn't you
go to war? Second Citizen-Well be-
tween you and me, I didn't know the
Spaniards were such bad shots.
= Women of the world never use
harsh expressions when condemning
their rivals. Like the savage, they
hurl elegant arrows, ornamented with
feathers of purple and azure, but with
poiosned points.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve has the
largest sale of any Salve in the world.
This fact and its merit has led dishonest
people to attempt to counterfeit it. Look
out for the man who attempts to deceive
you when you call for DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, the great pile cure. Evans
Pharmacy.
= There is an old adage that if
enough rope is given to fool he will
hang himself with it. but it appears
that ever since the world began there
has been scarcity of rope.
= Mrs. Benham-"Was the hotel
where you stopped very homelike p
Benham-"Very. There WASH t o thing
on the bill of fare that was fit to eat.
InNew York City S new directory
thirty-two columns are devoted to the
Smiths, among whom John Smith ap-
pears 195 times. The next name lo
Smith, numerically considered, is
Cohen, but Brown comes in close
third, while Jones and Robinson fall
behind Levy in point Of numbers.
The best equipped person is not
the one whose clothes and manners
are the finest and the most polished,
but the one whose heart is clean and
true and whose mind is filled and
trained. People may look at the first
but the second they will follow.
DO all in your power to teach
your children self-government. If q
child is passionate, teach him by gen.
tie and patient means to curb his tenn
per. If he is greedy, cultivate liber-
ality in him. If he is selfish, promote
generosity.
He eats heartily in the hottest
weather who uses Prickly Ash Bit
ters. It keeps his stomach, liver and
bowels in perfect order. Sold by
Evans Pharmacy.
1t is not the lustre of gold, the
sparkling of diamonds and emeralds,
nor the splendor Of the purple tine
ture, that adorns or embellishes a
woman but gravity, discretion, hu
manity and modesty.
A visionary local fnancier, who
had thousand ways to make for
tune, and not a single one to make a
living, is described by friend as "a
man so sanguine that the nero getting
hold of shoe string makes him think
he is already the owner Of tannery. F"
= At Georgia rural camp meeting
recently, the preacher who was lead
ing the services touched on the war
with Spain, and stopping suddenly in
the sermon, called to an old colored
brother in the congregation: "Br' 'er
Williams, I'm gwine to az you ter git
right down on yo' knees and pray fer
de success of the American arms p
Rr,er Williams "got down" immedi-