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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
4 alSENl E:STS.

THE ElAZZLER"-'Thc bill boards,
window spaces ana dead walls an
nouncc the coming of Cosgr0ye &
Grants comedians in '''rhc Da22icr" at
The Academy of Music on tomorrow
evening and Saturday matinee ana
evening. We are assured that the
piece our theatre gners Will witness
this season btnrs very little rescm-
hiance In last years "Daazler." The
management appreciate the necessity
of Keeping their farce comedy rgh:
IN to date. and during the past sum
iner extensive alterations have been
made, so that ii VIII appear like new
piece this season. New music, special
ties songs and dances have been in
traduccd and AL old material put
nsid&. y number Of new faces will
be seen il the company. including
Emile IIcusel. Agnes Evans. Rouldcn
and Griffin, Daisy Dryer. Frank Mack
and May Fisk. while Ida Rogers, VIII
West. Lizzie Sanger. Euby Marks the
Leslie Sisters and Evelyn Murphy will
he seen in their old parts. Prices. as
usual at night: matinee. SOC. any seat.
THE GREAT IEIREAi.NNNS.- The
Hc!rmannS, who by years OF succcSs-
ful entertainments and diversions and
4 careful presentation OF scientific and
mySiiENing Illusions have won for
themselves the proud distinction of be-
ing called the monarchs OF magic and
mystery" Will appear here next Mon
day evening at the Academy Leon
Hermann will present repertoire Of
new, original ana startling illusions
never before seen on this side Of the
Atlantic, while Adelaide HERMANN
who Is the only woman magician in the
world Will give many OF the mysti-
Tying novelties tEat have helped to
make her so popular in many lands.
prominent among which Will be new
and original dance. Invented ana per
fcctcl by her during the summer.
which II Is expected will surpass any
;hmE OF the Kind she has prescribed
here before.
TIM RISING GENERATION -
VIM. Barry aud his own company pre-
Scniea the original l;!sh comedy Of
"The Rising Generation" ut tho Acad-
envy of Music last evening before n
highly pleased audience. Mr. Barry IS.
perhaps, the best Irish comedian
travelling the Southern circuit, and
his impcssonation of Martin McShanc
| last evening was all that could be
WISHED. TIE comrany is n very good
one and the performance which they
save was such rs 10 make The even
Ing one continual laugh.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
CITY IN PARAGRAPHS.

Bretcst Possible Mention Made of
Many Matters Of Interest
There will be 4 battalion drill NJ the
Nrmory Tonight.
The Board OF Health did no. meet
yesterday owing 10 lack of uuorlm
MS. l.. N Rutherford. roimerIv Of
Norfolk, died yesterday in Dallas
TrXas.
Dc5nrtIntnt Is n"oi, an w. AN -" i" ctsr
amin nm ilIrass "''ei
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
Many MattsTs}of Interest Around About City
Hall Square.
ANNIE RUNS AMiCK WITH BEER BOTTLE
Assaults AEer Fiiend, steals Money
""n Hat md Goes to JaIi-sun--
dry Other Poiito Cour, Cn.es-Not>
aries Public Qsalify-Tho Lovist
Cases.

Anrie Wells, colored, was arralgned
before Justice y. J. Dalton in the Po-
lice Court yesterday on the charge OF
making Reid's lane a pandemoni,,m
while she belahored Rosetta Brown
with a beer bottle. TWP separate Of
ferses Were alleged, Rosetta also claim
Ing that Annie had stolen $3.50 from
her. Justice Dalton imposed Il sentence
OF thirty days in Jail AID s25 fine,
from which Annie APPEALED, being
bailed in the sum of $780,
Justice Dalton also disposed of the
following cases:
Annie Wells, stealing Wig off the
head of Nellie Harris, colored. during
general fight growing out OF the above
assault; fined SIG.
James Brown, colorcd. assaulting Ada
johnston colo1ed: fined $2.5C
j. II. Drunco, colored: larceny of 50
from G. II. Garrett; dismissed
George Tabh, colored, drunkenness
ana assaultng an officer: fined $3.50
John Stewart, colored fighting; fined
$3.50.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
COURT NOTES.

Mr.. Charles L. Carroll qualified before
Judge lianckel in the Corporation Court
yesterday as 4 notary public.
Cadwallader j. Collins has qualified
in the Corporation Court as notary
public.
Marriage licenses were Issued in Nor
folk yesterday morning 10 Roland
Cachclin ana Bertha Mcclellan. both
OF this city, and William p. Dixon. of
Princess Anne county. and Mrs. Mary
T. Wtnall of Norfolk the ceremony in
each instance to take place yesterday.
~ license was also issued to Herbert
II. Pegucs ana Grace Duncan Core.
both of Norfolk, the ceremony to take
place today.
I-oN1TT PROPERTY HOLDERS.
Those parties who hold deeds from
Robert Lovitt for property in Bramble-
ton ward, have met and decided 10 pay
Judge James T.. Heath, who was their
attorney In the two cases, the balance
SIS, due him on his fees. and to employ
him again III the settlement of the
claims which will arise against them
for rent and in the proceedings that
may be inaugurated TO disposscss them
Ii will be their policy To compromise
suits wherever possible. bu; If suits are
to be resortcd 10 they will proba bly,
contest every case.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
THE Sk|uFUL SPECIALIST
Why Ne Succeeds Where the
General Practi-
toner Fails.
average OF LIFE INCREASED
a Plan Whereby the Afflicted May
Have the Services Of the Most
Skillful Specialist for a
Merely Nominal Price.

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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
NINETEENTH AN.NIvERsAfpY.

MI. and Mcs. .Aaronhcim received yes
terday between the hours of and g
- III. Al their residence on Fenchurch
street. in honor Of the nineteenth ami
Vcrsary of their marriage. y very large
number OF friends dropped in TO wish,
the popular pair long life and contln-
ued happiness. Refreshments of Il de-
lightful nature were served
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
-
JCIl'NSON-SINCILAIR

Mes Martha johnson. .daughter of
kev. DR. und Mrs. IL. T.. Johnson. OF
this city, waS married at the parson-
age of the Cumberland Street Matho-
dist church last evening to Mr.. Arthur
Sinclair, of Washington. Rev DR..
johnson performed the ceremony NIr.
Cinclair is 4 young attorney.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
WANTED.

Wan iiID-SaleSlady, experienced in fit
LITE gloves. None hut those who can
11ufnish iirst class reference need apply
Z state experience ana SALARY wanted. Ad-
ortSs I. q. Box, 2i6 ianiS-tf
VA N,TED :--Adtlitional CAPITAL in II 1,lant
o,mninE tho finest bed of brick and pipc
Siny east OF the Mississippi river and
m1cated ON railroad and James river
t,neTe VIII be an enormous demand for
me product this spring. For particulars
a9 ats H. Q. Box 5G6, Richmond, Va.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
BuCklen's Arnica Saliva.

THE BEST SALVIi in the world for
Cuts. Bruises, Sores. Ulcers. Salt Rheum
Fever Sores letter. Chapped Hands,
Chiiblains. Corns and all Skin 1Irup-
tons, and positively cures Piles or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfacti0n or money refunded.
Price % cents per box. For sale by
Burrow, Martin & Co.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
HEART FAILURE
S@id to Rs, the Cause Of Mr.. Miles s
NIillcr's Death.

Millcr's Death
1t is now thought that the cause of
The sudden and tragic daauh OF Mr..
Miles $. Miller Tuesday was heart fail
ure. Ii is Thought he was dying when
ne fell from the bugGy---ccrtainly ,h "
fan 10 the soft pl,rwed ground did not
ki!l .lHn, and his ~ elk was not broken
Mr.. Hugh Miner says he was with his
father sunday and never saw him in
buytcr health or s.Iirlts. His death
came as Il Sr5at shock 10 his family,
and 10 the community in which he had
HVed so long and 81 hcnol1bIy.
The funeral Will take place from Hay
good Aimorial church at 80 o'clock
this afternoon ana will be conducted
by tile Rev Mr.. Jones. the pastor.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
nIUNrEnsyILI.E.

Mr.. ]. +. Cutchins. OF Outten street,
left some days ago TO attend the bed
side of his sister, Mrs. NIinton, who Is
Ill at her home near SmIthfield. 40.
Sheriff ~ G. Cromwell, of this town,
has been in Richmond number OF
days. -.Ntgs s..ii
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27

have occupied their residence just COM
pleted on North Reservoir avenue, near
ICorprew. af; asEss
Rev. R. II. Bennett and Rev. ]. w.
Moore returned last evening from n
jiunt of two days, during which they
visited jamestown and williamsburg.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27

Medical mon say that rheumatism Is the
forcr'lnncr of heart disease. HOod'sI Snr-
cures rheumatism by its action
on the blood.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
AGENTS WANTED.

oa , "a, Il For CIGARS: s125
mon nonth and eXpenccs: Cid firm expert
merY: c C. RISuOP q CO ST Tn,is
ty20-tu. til, SUIT - -0''
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27

If your children are well
but not robust, they need
Scott's Emulsion Of Cod
liver Oil.
We are constantly in re-
ceipt OF reports from par
cnts who give their children
the emulsion every fall for a
month or two. 1t keeps them
well and strong all winter.
It prevents their taking cold.
Your doctor will confirm
this.
The oil combined with
the hypophosphites isa splcn-
did food tonic.
sex. and s.oo, all druggists
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists, New York
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
SPECIAL NOTICES.

IA
"a 81 G a5 BUSINESS CHANCE.-s2O 900 10
i S%I in waniCu to increase output profita-
4 ple manufacturing business PERSON
\ i hiNihs capital or wishing to engage in
BUSINESS Will find now an unusual on
BUSINESS. care Virginian. iasi-3t
HOoAiS FOR RENTING or three pleas
aul rooms, unfurnishcd: good loc;,Iity.
Fre;.sohable terms. a., il9, Virglnian Of
- ia23-tf
as FOR CHECKS 81 SIN HOURS;
ttsB nss-ns CURES IN DAYS At
C6sE ~ Drug store 1S3 Church St.
Norfolk. Va. nan IL
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27
BOARpEHS.

MAN AND WIFE. or n :.ounEy man. can
obtain board'im private camty: with use
of bath, In western part a. city. refer
cnce exchanged. Address "Y." care OF
VirEiuian office.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1898-01-27

See DR.. Week in reference to your
eyes.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19

Gov Scofeld has appointed DIR. c. c.
Wentworth, of Milwaukee, i succeed
himself on the state board of dental eX-
aminers.
Indians can oe sued IN the state
courts. This is the gist of decision OF
the state supreme court.
Andrew Bornoski. 75 years old
drowned al the Eureka lock, six miles
below Berlin. He was in a boat fishing
VIXEN it was carried over the dam.
Dennis Mccarthy, an Old resident OF
the town Of Porter, received fatal in
iures By falling down a stairway
Mr.. and Mrs. W. 5. Sweet. who for
five years have been missionaries under
the Americas BAPTIST association in
China nave arrived at their home in
Sheboygan.
The y. Ludington company in Mari
nette, Of which ex-Congressman
Stephenson is president, announced an
increase of from ten to fifteen per cent.
III the wages OF its 400 employees.
L. j. Scofeld, prominent fruit grow
err of Plymouth, and a nephew of Gov.
Scoheld, sied at the age of As years. He
leaves widow and five children.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
Foreclosure Sale .

VState of Wisconsin, County of Grant, IS.
YIN Circuit Court.
\Alfred A. Barrels, Plaintiff VS. James Der
p tn and Amanda Dernan and 4. J Davis,
Notice is hereby given that by virtue OF
land pursuant to a judgment Of foreclosure
and order of sale made in the above en-
llted action at the regular February term
thereof for the year 1897 held at the Court
hou -e. in the city of Lancaster. Grant Coun-
tv Wisconsin, said term commencing on the
j6th day Of February 1897 said judgment
and order bearing date the md day of
March A. D., So. and the time allowed by
Law tor redemption having expired and no
red -mption having been made therein. I
VIII on the eth day Of May a D.. ls.s al
one o'clock in the afternoon of said day at
the front door Of the court house in the city
Of Lancaster, Grant Co, Wis. offer for sale
ana sell al public vendue 70 the highest ana
best bidder or bidders tor cash the follow
ms described mortgaged premises or SO
IL uch thereof as viii Dt sufficient - raise
ne amount due on said Judgment interest
and costs, together with expense 0t sale to-
sit:
The west half 81 tho northea.tqnarte and
the east half 81 tht Uarta @se-t quarter of
section nine 90 in toxin hre or north, Of
range one ~ west IA l,raute9untN Niscun-
sin
Dated Sherifs ONCE Lancaster Wis. this
It'll day of April a. ID i~p.
Herman Buchner Plaintiff attorney
p. @. Address. lancaster Grant Co. Wis.
HORACE HYNEE
SIT sheriff Grant CO.. WIS
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19

Gov. Scofield has pardoned eight In
dians sentenced at Green Bay six
months ago on the charge of stealing a
key of beer. The pardon was granted
upon the urgent request of Judge Hast
ings, who sentenced them. The judge
SAYS that he did not think the boys
should be sent UP for three years, but
as they pleaded guilty he had no alter
native, but he told them when pro-
nouncing sentence THAT after u ey had
been in prison for six months h. would
ask the governor TO pardon them.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
WISCONSIN STATE NEWS.
nenth of ~ GA snttInr-

William Ashby. the oldest settler in
Shebovgan county, died in Sheboygan
aged 50 years. He witnessed the entire
growth and development of the city and
county. In 1912 he married Miss Har-
riet Walker, they being the first couple
10 be married in Sheboygan Falls town
ship, and probably the first in the coun-
~. Mrs. Ashby died in 1899. Mr.. Ash
by was chairman of the county board of
supervisors Il years, and county treas
urer a shorter term. He was also con-
nected with the public schools many
years. His first ballot was cast for Tip
pecanoe.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
,rTCE no CREDITORs al THnMAs

80 ORCUTT deceased
state OF Wisconsin Grant County Court
IS.
IN the matter Of the estate Of Thomas
q. circuit deceased
Letters testamentary on the estate Of
T I'm G. circuit deceased, having been is
su :, can AIRY. Esd.
Notice is hereby given that the creditors of
said Thomas c. circuit. deceased. are allowed
and limited by order Of this court until and
including the 18th Tuesday of October 1895
being the 25th dayof said month to present
their claims and demands against said
Thomas G. circuit, deceased, TO the County
Court for examination and allowance.
Notice is also hereby given that the claims
and demands represented Will he examined
and adjusted by this Court. al the Office of
tine county Judge, at the Court House. in the
city ofLancaster, in said County on the first
TUESDAY of Nov. 1898.
Dated this 18th day of April. ls9S 10w4
BY the Court
+. B. GOODSELL,
County Judge. q
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
Life Sentences for Roth.

William Bestor and William Fuller,
arrested in Waukesha for the murder
OF an aged couple and the burning of
the bodies at Black Earth, pleaded
guilty in Madison, were sentenced TO
life Imprisonment and taken to Wau-
pun and lodged in prison 30 hours after
the crime was committed. Each man
made a fun confession TO the sheriff
and the district attorney, but each puts
the actual killing on the other.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
Summons.

State OF Wisconsin, Grant county, Town OF
Lancaster. In Justice Court
TO William II. Ellis You are hereby nOti-
fed that summons and garnishee has been
issued against you, and your property gar
niShed 10 satisfy the demand of James H FL
lis amounting to one hundred fortv-three
dollars and thirty seven cents; now unless
{og sal ~ f appear before 10 ~ Wheeier
at his Office in said town 25th day of MAY A.
u 1S9S. atone O'Clock in the afternoon. iudg-
lnent Will be rendered against ycu and your
property sold 10 pay the debt
Dated this goth day Of April, A. D., 1898.
JAMES Fl ELLIS. plaintiff
1lw3 BY Henry w Brown. his attorney
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19

;. s. s. Before allowing nae q take Il, how
ever. my guardian, who was chemist. ana
lyzed the remedy. and pronounced ii free Of
potash or mercury. I felt 50 much better after
taking two bottles, that / continued the rem-
ady. and ia two months was cured conn leteIy.
The cure was permanent. for have never since
had a touch Of Rheumatism though many
times exposed to damp and cold weather
ELEANOR VI TIPPELL,
S711 Powelton Avenue, Philadelphia.
Don't suffer longer with Rheumatism
Throw aside your oils and liniments, az
they can not reach your trouble. Don't
experiment with doctors-their potash
and mercury will add to your disabil-
ity and completely destroy your diges-
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
state Property insured.

The state board of control has placed
$1,000, 900 of insurance on the state
property in its charge. This includes
the buildings and contents of the vari-
Gus state charitable, penal and reform
atory institutions. The insurance GOV
ers So per cent. of the value of the build
ings and is per cent. Of the value of the
contents. The policies are for three
years and the rate is y lowSne.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
MOTHERS FRIEND

IS the remedy which relieves
women of the great pain and suf-
fering incident to maternity; this
hour which is dreaded as woman's
severest trial is not only made
painless, but all the danger is re-
moved by its use. Those who use
this remedy are no longer de-
spondent or gloomy; nervousness
nausea and other distressing con-
ditions are avoided, the system is
made ready for the coming event,
and the serious accidents so COM
mon to the critical hour are
obviated by the use of Mothers
Friend. It is a blessing to 70oman.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
Eject officers.

At the annual meeting Of Milwaukee
chapter Daughters Of the American
Revolution, The following officers were
elected:
Regent, Mrs Thomas II. Brown vice
regent Mrs. Edward Ferguson; record
ing secretary, Mrs Frank Van Nalkenberg;
corresponding secretary, Mrs. w. E. An
derson: treasurer. Mrs. E. G. Gray: regis
trar Mrs. J. v Quar.es; historian, Mrs
Edmund Spaulding; members of local
board Of managers. Mesdames Walter
kempster. J. L, KANE and Henry c. Payne,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
Oh, the Pain of
Rheumatism!

Rheumatism often causes the most in
tense suffering. Many have for years
vainly sought relief from this disabling
disease, and are to-day worse off than
ever. Rheumatism is blood disease,
and Swift's Specific is the only cure, be-
cause it is the only remedy which can
reach such deep-seated diseases.
A few years ago was taken with inlamma-
tory rheumatism, which became so intense
that was for weeks unable to walk. l tried
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
His FooIiSh Answ~r.

She-Don't you think Mrs Wapsley is
q beautiful woman?
He--She is beautiful woman-the
most beautiful woman, l think, that l
have ever seen.
She latter he has gone)-I wonder if
he has always been such a fool or
whether it has just begun to grow on
him lately.-Cleveland Leader.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
Big Single Contract.

The Kirby-Dennis company in Mari
nette has closed contract with The
Grand Island Lumber company of Num-
sing, Mich, for $4,000, 900 shingles to
be manufactured during the next five
years at the rate of 75,000,000 feet a
year. 1t is the largest shingle contract
ever closed in the lumber region.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19

several prominent physi-
clans and took their treat
ment faithfully, but was
unable TO get the slight
est relief. In fact. my con-
dition seemed to grow
worse, the disease spread
over my entire body. and
from November 10 March
! suffered agony. l tried
many patent medicines,
but none relieved me.
[ pom the a q vie q Of q
friend I decided to try
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19

He-What do you think ought to be
done with young woman who walks
along the street with wooden tooth
pick in her mouth?
She-I think she ought to be married
to some young man who walks along
the street with a nasty pipe in his
mouth.-Chicago Tribune
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
Johnny,s Hands.

Mother-Johnny, you said you'd been
to- Sunday school
Johnny with far-away look)-
Yes'm.
Mother-How does Il happen that
your hands smell fishy?
Johnny-I-carriedh home tn Sunday
school paper, an'-an' tn outside page
is all about Jonah an th' whale.-N. Y.
Weekly
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
NeedruI.

Il am tired Of these constant sus-
pieions. exclaimed the politician. I'm
going to demand an investigation
But" replied the confidential friend.
are you sure an investigation would
really vindicate you?'
Il don't know about that; but it will
show these people. once for all, that
they cant prove anything ."-Washing-
ton Star
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
A DfHerent Direction.

Didn't somebody call you up on til,
telephone just now?"
NO; that was ny wife; she called ne
down. Chicago Record
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
20 Loved 80 Won.

Tom-That friend you introduced at
the club last night seems to be mel
ancholy sort offellow. WHAT'S the mat
ter with him?
Jack-Disappointed in love, I believe.
Iom-Too bad; got the mitten,
SUPPOSE
Jack-Oh, ne; he got the girl.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
piles. Piles! Itching piles

SYMPTOMS Moisture; intense itching and
singing: most at night: worse by scratching IL
allowed to continue tumors FORM which often
bleed and ulcerRte, becoming very sore
SwAYNE'S OINTMENT stops the itching and bleed
ing, heals liberation and in most cases removes
the tumors. AT druggists by mail for 81 cents
DR.. Swayne & Son, Philadelphia.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19
Infantine Philosophy.

Tottie (aged five)-I wonder why ba-
bies is always born in de night time.
Lottie (aged seven, a little wiser)-
Don't you know? It's cos they wants
to make sure of indin' their mothers at
home.-Harlem Life.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1898-05-19

Miss Miilward-You say you hove me,
but you must proveit. Make some great
sacrifice for ne and / will then believe
you.
Mr.. Helmwood-By Joye, I'll do it!
I'll limit myself to three packages of
cigarettes tomorrow for your sakei-
Chicago Daily News.