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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

You have never had your friendship
for fat woman thoroughly tested IN
til she buys wheel.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Angels are pictured with clothes on
like women, but notice that their
chests are generally fiat.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

The cashier should be known by the
company that keeps him.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

A good many people make hay while
the sun shines, and then let it spoil~l
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Pso's Cure for Consumption is the only
cough medicine used in my hopse.-D. c.
Albright, Mifflinburg, Pa, Dec. II, '95.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Men like badness; women like bad
men.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

The man with eleven breath isn't
always the spiciest speaker
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

When woman looks at man he
never knows whether she is admiring
him. or thinking how homely he is.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

A wife often b es man by exa3
geratil the thr.-. and smartness OF
bum,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

A teacher who uses the rod is apt to
make his pupils smart.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Being elected treasurer of lodge
ruins almost as many men as whisky.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

The waste basket 10 often mightier
then the pen.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

The stepping stone in front of a sa-
loon leads to Succession the proprie-
tor
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

The prize IN the matrimonial lottery
is often drawn in perambulator.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund the money If II fails TO cure e5c
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18
Beauty is Hood Deep.

In the church the diclper gets every
thing he wants except religion.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Since death finally gets us why moi
make it less appalling by picturine
Death as pretty woman? Who wants
to be carried off by man, anyway
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Love sharpens the wits of woman
and dulls the wits of a man.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Reform is used for almost as man.
purposes now-a- days as electricity.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

To Cure Constipation Forever
| Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. loc OF Zoc'
| nc c. C. fail to cure druggists refund money.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Star Tobacco is the leading brand or
the world, because it is the best.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18
BARRIOS ASSASSINATED.
The President of Guatemala Slain In
Cold Biood-His Murderer Killed.

WASHINGTON, Feb i0.-Senor Lejo
Arriga, the Guatemalan minister to
the United States, yesterday re-
ceived an official cablegram from the
minister of foreign affairs of Guate-
mala announcing the assassination Of
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Lie Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mas
hetic, full of life nerve and vigor, take No-To
Bac. the wonder-worker, that makes weak meA
strong. Alldruggists, SOC. or 81. Cure guaran'
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or New YorB-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

The doctor came and was surprised to see
such an Improvement He told us to keep
giving her the medicine. Wegave her one
pill after each meal until eight boxes had
been used when she was well. She has not
been sick since, and we have no fear OF the
old trouble returning. We think the cure
almost miraculous -
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18
THE NEW WORLD.

Interest Is Aroused In the Canadian
West.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

An upto-date woman is frequently
away behind her age.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

The beautiful snow always covers a
multitude of disgraceful sidewalks.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Marriage will often sober man who
is intoxicated with love.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Marriage is lottery in which the
prize winners draw alimony. .-I f.<
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18
rhe Handaomest Calendar of enc Yea,

Shame seldom comes to a man unless
he invites it, 3
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18

Don't imagine that your friend en-
Joys being abused even in fun.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1898-02-18
FRANK TUCKER.
NJ .yy m,

RANK UOKEH.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
2Sth day of April, 1897.
HUGH JOHNSON, Justice of the Peace.
These pills are wonderfully effective in
the treatment of all diseases arising from
impure blood, or shattered nerve force.
They are adapted to young or old, and may
be had at any drug store.
Evening star., 1898-10-21
Washington stock Exchange.

sales-regular oaIl-12 O'Clock m-west End Ma
3onai Bank at s3 10 al 80, 10 Al 20. ; at 20.
s IS at & 25 al & 'ss &ashfnsSd Ets6iGa as 70 at
Linotype. 10 at lS5. Lanston Monotype. 10 al Is.
10 at 10. 10 at l4Is; American Graphophone. so At
at 1875. seller 10. American Ciraphaphone prefer
red. IL at l4%. Great Falls Ice, 10 at I27, at
District OF Columbia Bonds.-5s 2O-year funding,
100 bid 6e. 30-year funding, l05 bid. Is. 1901,
Miscellaneous Bonds.-Metropolitan Railroad 5s
lis bid. Metropolitan Railroad cony. 6s, i25 bid
l15 bid. Metropolitan Railroad cert. indebt b.
1l5 hid. Columbia Railroad Is, lis hid. le5 asked
A. 6s. ia bid. Washington Gas Company series b.
bid chesapeake and Potomac Telephone ms ss' LA
bid. American Security and Trust is. 100 bid
son Gopsny %P s rs II 3 BID %rsSS
ton ton Market Company extn; es, ll5 bid. Masonic
National Bank Stocks.-Bank of Washington 2o5
bid Metropolitan. 3ls bid Central, lt6 bid.
bid las asked Capital. 125 bid. West End. 70
bid. Traders. 100 bid. Lincoln, 115 bid l2o
Safe Deposit and Trust COmpanies.-National Safe
Deposit and Trust, 112 bid, lt5lt asked. Washing
Security and Trust. l5o bid. Washington Safe De
= INSURANCE Stocks s-.Firemen's % bid. 35 asked.
franklin SO bid. Metropolitan, 20 bid: Corcoran.
% bid. Potomac. 60 bid. Arlington 127 bid Ger
man-American, ig9 bid. National Union, 10 hid.
Columbia, IL bid. IL asked. Riggs, az bid, 5 ask
ed. Peoples 5k bid. 6 asked. Lincoln, 1O% bid.
10s4 asked Commercial. Al bid
Title Insurance stocks-Real Estate Title. IS bid.
Columbia Title. n. bid. asked
Railroad Stocks.-Capital Traction Company, ISL
bid, 7s!. asked Metropolitan. 12s bid, 12e asked.
Columbia. 20 hid. IS asked. lexington. 5 hid.
Gas and Electric Light Stocks. .-WashngtOn Gas.
x4S bid, ~ asked. 6ieorgetown Gas. IS bid. as
asked. L. 5. Electric Light llOA bid. l13l@ asked
Telephone Stocks.-Chesspeake and Potomac KS
bid. lennsyvania IS bid. 45 asked.
Miscellaneous -Mergenthaler Linotype,
1s45s bid. 1s5 asked. Lanston Monofype. 13la bid.
American Graphophons. 49, hid II asked Amer
lean Graphophone preferred, lax bid. 14N asked.
Pneumatic Gun Carriage. II bid. Washington Mar
ket, IL bid. Great Falls Ice 125 bid Norfolk and
Washington Steamboat. 93 bid, 97 asked.
NEx dividend
Evening star., 1898-10-21
BRIGHT Young MEN NEEDED.
Those Well Versed in Spanish WIN
BE I'm Demand.

One of the high officials connected with
the State Department has called attention
to the necessity that already confronts the
United States government of finding \
suitable corps OF bright young men well
versed in the Spanish language as well as
in English to assist in the execution of the
colonial policy which has now been i'm
posed upon us as result of the war He
pointed to the difficulties that had been
encountered by the American officials civil
naval ard military, who had gone to the
Philippines, to Cuba and to Porto Rico in
their dealings with the inhabitants of those
islands. Hostile clashes might easily arise
and at any rate serious Gisagreements
could be expected to follow from a failure
on the part of the governments agents to
secure a perfect knowledge of the express
sions of the people whose affairs they were
to administer, either permanently or tenn
porarily.
This condition had been encountered at
Cavite, in the early days of the United
States military occupation, and undoubt-
to, the relations between the military and
the insurgents would be much more salts
factory and safe mad the United States the
benefit of the services of loyal Americans
well acquainted with the Spanish manners
and customs. He suggested that the time
was ripe for some of our leading educa-
tional institutions to take this want into
consdera ton and endeavor to meet Ii by
providing a special course that would af-
ford the government trained agents in case
of need, as well as developing a class of
enterprising commercial agents who wolld
be of great value in developing our colonial
trade,
Evening star., 1898-10-21
Good Buying Follows an Early De-
cline in Stocks.
GRANGER SHARES WERE STRONG
European War Scare is Really a
Bull Argument.
GEN ERAL MARKET REPORT
Special Dispatch to The Evening stnr.

Special Dispatch to The Evening Star.
NEW YORK. October 2l-The trading in
today's stock market lacked enthusiasm.
but gained something I'm confidence Lon
don sold a few stocks during the opening
hour, and traders took advantage OF the
selling to offer lower prices. At the decline
the undertone became extremely strong and
market for all offerings was soon dis
closed.
Fhe foreign friction growing out of the
fashooa incident il not the best of arp,i
ments against prices on this side. In some
quarters the idea of this country becominp
an immense supply store leads to the heller
That America has little to fear in this con-
nectlon- As ii is, exports are we'll above
the seasons record. and Europe cannot re-
turn securities equal in value to the debts
owed for our products
western railroads are making money and
are again increasing their freight-carryi,,a,
15apaeIt!- 5t Stockholders Interested I'm divi-
ne Tehu returns have no occasion for alarm
i ne majority of the more CONSERVATIVE
holders recognize this fact and are i'm no
mood to reduce their holdings.
Inc elections do not cause any Increased
concern and the fears Of the early part OF
slightly W. S''''Su
Inc actual counting of the vote may be
~ A'lhuSt i4t" buying on large
scale. but the desire to sell stock bss -,
already considerably curbcd by surfacs
conditions alone
Today's trading was consequently made
up of professional speculative buving. ana
the covering OF short contracts Th,. an
sence or nnaltty in the American-Spanish
peace negotiations may revive caution and
might be made the background for lower
prices.
Lower prices in this sense are not such a.
would bring the market into the positively
weak class.
The granger shares will find friends on
atl concessions. If recent buying means any
thing.
The range of prices to day clearly demon
strates the increasing popularity of this
group. such an advance would be entirely
logical and would almost certainly find re-
necton In the lower priced shares of the
Pacific roads.
just now, but such sales are not all long
stock. The so-called Flower stocks are
strong. and the election argument loses
much of its force when this fact is consid-
cred.
In the industrial department American
Tobacco seems to attract a little better
support than does Sugar.
The latter stock is barely steady during
its active periods because of the almost
universal belief In the genuineness of the
trade conflict The forcing of the fight is
likely to be the next step, and then the
story Of reduced dividends may again be
unearthed This condition OF the trouble
will, in the opinion Of many be the begins
ming of the end, and Will herald an early
compromise
Evening star., 1898-10-21
He Was a Finder.
From Tit-Bits.

To any one unacquainted with the COM
plex characteristics of London life 1t would
appear almost incredible that a nan could
make living as a pickpocket by imm sdi-
ately restoring what he has stolen to its
original owner.
A detective officer, however, has recently
informed the writer that such indeed is
th5 case. For some time past an ingenious
individual has made it his business to wait
upon ladies as they leave theaters. calling
their carriages and aiding them to enter
lie is decently dressed. very polite and has
way OF holding up the lady'S dress behind
especially If the weather be Wet-whicb
is particularly pleasing to his patronesses-
But 1t seems that his action in this re-
spect is not nearly SO disinterested as if
might appear, for he makes this little court
esy a subterfuse for picking their pockets
or removing any article of value within
reach. His methods, however, are not those
of the common thief for he pres entity pro-
ceeds to the police station nearest at hand
and there delivers up his SPOIL coolly stat
ing that he has found it, outside a GER
tain theater.
He, of course, furnishes also his name
and address, and in due time his honest"
action receives its reward. He has found
so many things recently that the police are
anxious to find him.
Evening star., 1898-10-21
DANGEROUS SLEEP-WALKING,
Travelled on Railroad Track Over
Trest1es and Bridges.
From the Lexington Leader

FROM the Lexington Leader.
From Olive Hill. Carter county, comes
the story of most remarkable case of
somnambulfsm. A few nights ago Emma.
the fourteen-year-old daughter of CAPTAIN
and Mrs. Brooks, living on a farm a mile
east of Olive Hill, after having finished
her studies for the next day lay down
on the bed to rest, but did not intend to
go TO sleep She promptly went to sleep
The rest of the family, thinking she had
retired for the night, did likewise
About 10 o'clock Emma arose. put on
her macintosh and, carrying her shoes in
her hand, left the house unobseryed in a
deep sleep. She went to the c. and O.
track near the house and started east She
walked rapidly and was seen by no one
until she passed Alden, seven miles east
Oh her starting point, where the night ope-
rator noticed her, but did not speak to
Aer Inc girls eyes We're wide open ar d
there was nothing in her appearance to
indicate that she did not know what she
was doing. She walked about four miles
further eastward before she awoke prob-
ably from pain caused by the lacerati lion
of her feet. She was dazed, but promptly
reversed her course
Meanwhile her absence had been noticed
and her parents began telegraphing in
both directions from Olive Hill. From the
Alden operator 1t was learned that a girl
answering Emma's description had passed
eastward. a handcar was secured and
the girl was picked up on her return trip.
Her feet We're terribly cut, and she was
In state of physical collapse. She said
she had dreamed that her mother had
told her to go after the cows. and that she
remembered nothing else till she awoke.
ON her journey she had met three trains
and had been overtaken by two, uncon-
sciously stepping out of the way. She
had crossed fourteen bridges and trestles
one of the former being more than 200
yards Iong and one she had refused to
cross in daytime. She had also passed
through two tunnels and over innumera-
BILE cattle guards. 1t was her first sleep
walking experience. Captain Brooks, EN-
mas father, is a well-knoWn railroad man
Evening star., 1898-10-21
Baltimore Markets,

BALTlMoRE: Nd, October 21-Flour dull, m
changed-receipts, 30 ,29l barrels; exports Ia 73s
barrels Wheat dun and lower-spot month and
November; ,asa.3; December, !5I.aT57s; steamer
ports, none stock. I.235. i32 bushels sales % 600
hushelsnsouthern wheat by sample. tears; DO. ON
grade. I019aI5A. Corn dull and iower-spot month
and November: 3Ia31A; new or old, November or
December. 381sa3I; January. 36Za36ai Februarr
36A bid; steamer mixed, 36a364-receipts 81 ais
bushels; exports. none; STOCK 900 sci bushels;
sales II 600 bushels-southern white corn 3Ta371:
do. yellow. 371sa3S. Oats steady-No 2 uhtfs
western. 29lsa3o; No mixed do, es+receipts.
50 $40 bushels; exports meme; stock 375 III bush
els Rye hrmer-No. nearby 54Is: Ne 2 west
ern, 56t-receipts, q 62I bushels; exports. none;
stock. 3lS. .596 bushels Hay frnLNo. 1 timothy
$40. 0.o0a$n. Grain freights not so active rates
steady, unchanged Sugar strong. unchanged but
ter steady, unchanged. Eggs hrm, unchanged.
Whisky unchanged.
Evening star., 1898-10-21

tence of adunonition. suspension. deposition
or degradation from the ministry, on any
bishop. presbyter or deacon.
"A sentence of suspension shall specify
on what terms or condition or at what time
the suspension shall cease.
An amendment offered by DR.. Harrison
was laid on the table, and DR.. Dix then
QueSted Judge Charles Andrews of central
New York to explain the full scope and
power of the purposed article.
Judge Andrews on the Subject.
Judge Andrews spoke at some length
The committee had followed the principle
OF civil courts in preparing the article. 1t
did not contempla te- or establish comple tie
Judicial system for the church. 1t assured
to those charged in the church with Of
lenses against 1t trials before an initial
court: review of the case by a court in
the diocese or district wherein the alleged
oHense was committed. Final judgment by
court of appeals. IN case at any time such
course would be required. had been pro-
v1ded for also by the committee in prepar-
ing the article. The article, he repeated, in
conclusion, did not establish judicial sys-
tenn in The church. 1t was only tentative
and permiSSOry.
DR.. Mcconnell of Long Island. was the
next speaker. He called attention to the
fact that the proposed article gave four
hfths of what the church had wanted. 1t
provided for the trials of bishops in the
court or hnal review upon four of the five
charges TO which bishops were subject, the
only ones which he could not be arraigned
before being those of crime or immortality
lie considered the article at some length.
ana offered an amendment to strike out the
fourth clause, providing that the court Of
review on the trial of "a bishop should be
composed of bishops only. A motion to lay
the amendment on the table was defeated
and the question on the amendment itself
arising. there were demands from several
d1oceses that the vote be taken by dioceses
ana orders and this was done. The result
was as follows:
Ciericaf-21 ayes; 30 noes: 3 divided
Lay-22 ayes; "a noes: ) divided.
Inc amendment was lost and recess hav-
ing arrived further consideration of the ar
tlcle was continued until tomorrow.
Evening star., 1898-10-21
A False Theory Overturned.
From the Philadeluhia Press

An investigation made by the labor bu-
reau in Washington las brought out some
further proof as to the great benefits that
flow from iabor-saving machinery The
cost Of prod Iction has beer in that way
enormously decreased One man. with the
AID OF machinery, can oftentimes do the
work which it required ten men to do With
out the machinery. That has greatly re-
duced the prices of such articles. Has it
injured the workmen? On the contrary.
the report says: There has been a larger
increase in the number of persons rea,ired
for the production of the articles consider
ed. in order to meet present demands, than
were necessary to meet the demands under
the hand-labor system The cheapenlag
or the articles increases the consumption
so as to give more employment to work.
men than before. There never was more
benighted outcry than that of workmen
VINO are falsely led to believe that labor
saving machinery Injuries them
Evening star., 1898-10-21
CHIEF Engineer Inch's Funeral,

The funeral OF Chief Engineer Philip
Inch. C-S-N-. retired who died at Saratoga.
last Tuesday. took place at ; o'clock this
afternoon from his former residence, No
1'4S + street. There was q large attend
hAce lhcIIdIn6 many army and naval OFF,
GERS ana members Of the Loyal Legion, of
"hlch order the deceased was member
Elsht sailors ifOm the navy yard acted as
body bearers. and bugler from the Ma
rine Corps sounded taps after the casket
had been lowered into the grave at Ar
hngton cemetery Chief Engineer Incn was
d native OF this city. and had a long and
cIeditdo!e Calcer in the navy. He was re-
tiTed Tor age in August last The surviy-
ing members Ot his family are a wife a
son and Il ID ghter.
Evening star., 1898-10-21
SEW ERE STORM IN TEXAS.
Houses Wrecked and n RAILROAD
Wreck Caused by Wind.

HUSTON, Texas. October 21.-The cleo
tricaI and wind storm which swept over
Texas last night, was very severe in south
Texas Damage to cotton is enormous. AT
Deer Park, twenty miles from Houston
the residence Of c. r. Adams was demol-
ished. Adams. his wife and baby sustained
minor injuries, while a. J. Cook was
crushed 70 death.
At Pasadena the residence of John Stout
was turned over and completely wrecked
Six occupants were injured
AT Missouri number Of freight cars
Were blown from the siding out on the
main track The California express, run
ming forty miles an hour dashed into the
cars at full speed The engine turned over
instantly killing George Johnston of San
Antonio, the engineer. and badly scaldng
the fireman and inJUring the head brake
man None Of the passengers was badly
hurt.
Evening star., 1898-10-21
FATAL ACCIDENT ON THE DAVIS.
seven of the Crew Killed by Bursting
of Boiler Tubes.

A dispatch from Astoria, Ore yesterday
says: The torpedo boat Davis, which start
ed on its official trial trip today was dis
aoled by the bursting of a number of boiler
tubes. Eight of the crew were badly scald-
ed and three of them died soon after reach
ing here. Four others died tonight. The
dead are:
c. McNeely.
p. Luithlie.
II. Wood.
W. Woods.
B. Ryan.
A. Johnson.
A. Buehl
Lulthlle was a coal passer and Woods
Is superintendent of the boiler room. The
others firemen
the accident occurred in the Columbia
river, about twenty miles above this city
ihe nature of the explosion has not been
made known, and the examination Of the
boilers will be required to determine ex-
actly what part of the boilers burst.
Ihe best theory obtainable Is that some
OF the tubes of the outward boiler ey-
pioded, owing to a arrangement of the au-
tomato water gauge, which permitted the
water to get too low. Excepting the havoc
naturally wrought in the boiler room the
boat is uninjured
Evening star., 1898-10-21
RIN ON NEW YORK BANK.
FianBciPrs- However, Think Mech
anic~' and Traders is solvent.

NEW YORK. October 21.-Ths Mechan-
ics and Traders Bank concerning which
there developed some adverse rumors over
night. made its exchanges as usual at the
clearing house this morning.
Among the bank presidents down town
the belief prevails that the bank is per
fec-ly solvent, and that it will go right on,
although there may b. some change in the
management. The publication of the story
That Preside Mt Baltes had been offering his
notes IN the street caused crowd to col
l-et in front of the bank befora the doors
We're opened today, and when business be
gan i"D"-it1rs lined up to the paying tel
l-r's window,
Al II o'clock there were about 400 men in
lIns waiting to withdraw money from the
bank
Evening star., 1898-10-21
Damage by Storm at Ffume.

FIUME, Austria Hungary. October 21-
Great havoc has been caused by floods in
the low-lyinS quarters Of this city. which
have been submerged. The flooded parts of
the city include a large portion Of the busi-
ness section of Fiume- Large numbers of
animals have perished. The damage done
IS estimated at 2.pOOUOO 1orins.