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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21
Mer,, arrnn. Money Mnu..

You cannot advertise money out of peo-
Pies pocket all the time: you may do 1t
something OF absolute merit In return. nd
vcrtisins Will never prove successful. The
kind OF advertising that pays Is advertising
good thing. AS 1t has merit the people
will use 1t again and again. Never has
this been better illustrated than In the great
success OF Cnscarcts. candy cnthartlc. that
we have beca lately advertising In this
paper. All druggists call Cascarets repeat
crs: that Is. people buy them. like them.
and bny them again and recommend them
to their friends. Cascarcts are guaranteed
to cure constipation or money refunded ami
are a delightful laxative and liver stlmulant:
the best medicine ever made. We recon-
mend all our readers to try them. g.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

ceilings. Think OF having bedrooms covered
with layers OF molding flour paste to feed
vermin, with paper to hide them and to absorb
the moisture OF respiration. and an animal
gcrms this having strong colors added, like n
colored shirt. to hide the dirt: then think of
the nasty practice" OF repeating this paper
Ing. with out removing tho old, and n number
OF times ut that. as mnny do Then think of n
room coated with pure, porous. permanent
Alabasilne which is retiuted with but littlc
trouble or expense, and is purifying and
sweet-smelling and fllls cracks. Wall paper
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21
IT IS EASY.

It "a easy for any to understand
that Alabastinc, the base of which is u
cement that when applied to any clean
solid surface goes through n process of
setting and grows hard with age, should
be durable, that is, not rub and scale OF, but
admit Of rccoating from timo to time without
before renewing 1t is equally plain that all
kalsomines are the reverse of this. being
manufactured from VIII ting chalks. clays, etc..
for bass, and being stuck on tho wall with
glue, which whom exposed to tha air, moisture,
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will advice free
need dhayeno hcsita abb
Readw A.Lo
womb
boutit had been usual health but had
flowed badly
medicine but did good He said the flow be possible
examination
fbrod mor womb and treatment without
and thai gone"
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TO DEALERS.

DO not buv law suit or an injunction Tss ,ps.
chem l,aisomines, limitations of Alapa,ges
Dealers assume tho risk OF suit for n,r COM.
by selling an infringement Alabas,-"p ars aent,
pany own tho right. covered by letter. entsd to bs
to make md sell wall coating adnapStine adnpie o.,
mixed with cold water. Aiap1'
Grand Rapids, Mich.
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The beautiful Life of FRANCES +.
WILLARD will be promptly supplied
to all solicitors from Denver agency.
Report your orders every week.
CHARLES WESTLEY. general west
crn agent. G05-GO6 Kittrcdge building.
Denver. Colorado. Write for outfit
and all particulars.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

pected until they arc far
advanced.
So-called wandering
pains"may come from its
early stages, or the pres
ence Of danger may be
made manifest by ex-
cessive menstruation ac-
companied by unusual
pain extending from the
ovaries down the groin
and thighs.
Hyou have mysterious
pains, ifthcrc are indica-
tions of Inflammation or
displacement, don'twait
for time to confirm your
fears and go through
the horrors of n hospital
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Whnt,s In Il Nina.

Fompous and Wealthy Distiller Ito
his partner)-I say, Worts, what name
shall give to my new mansion-Stan-
ton hall or Darnley hall" Worts-Call
it Alcohol.-London Graphic.
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TO PROTECT HERSELF.
ALL WHEELWoMEN SHOULD
CARRY REvoLVERS.
For Own Dcfense-Lady Champion for
Mileage Tells of Her Exciting
Encounter with u Kobber In
Lonely Spot.

OMEN who ride a
wheel should 60
armed. says Mrs.
A. NJ. C. Allen. the
C h u mpion woman
century rider OF
the United States.
Mrs. Allen lives in
w o r cester. Mass.
and holds the ma
tionnl mileage rec
ord for women. and
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

One day n class was asked to explain tho
meaning of '.B. c." and "a. d." 1t was d
sticker for awhile. but one lad finally fig.
rose with decision written on his earnest
face. as he said: "B. C. means before
Christ, and A. ID. after he died"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

Are you in favor of war;" "I should
say l am. My mother-in-law declares she
Will go to Cuba as II nurse, and I want
her to have u chance to show her bra
very"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21
Cruel.

He-I never discuss matters .ipon
which am not fully informed. She
What do you ever talk about besides
cigarettes?
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pon.i Iohaeco spl, and Smoke You. Lila Avn,

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag.
netic. full OF life. nerve and vigor take No-To-
Bnc. the wonder-worker, that makes weak men
strong Alldruggists, SOC. or 81. Cure guaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or Now York.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

The decp-sca exploring expedition for
which Germany has voted 100000 marks Is
to be under the direction of Professor Chun.
and will start In the autumn.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

etc., soon decays, and tho rubbing and scaling
condition.
On account of this bad repute. most manu-
facturcrs OF kalsomines brand their products
with somc arbitrary name. but tho contents of
the package still remain n kalsomine Ala
bastine is for sale by druggists and paint
dealers everywhere.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

FITS FermanentlyCurod fits or nervousness after
first days OF DR.. klne's Great Nerve Restorer.
send for FREE S2.OO trial bottle and treatise.
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MUCH SICKNESS

Particularly throat md lung difficulties,
wrongly attributed to other CAUSES, is the
result Of unsanitnry conditions OF walls md
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

Every spinster In creation
CThis Is told beneath the rose)
Knows the men she could have married
II she chose
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

II can't understand women at ALL"
ANY new troubie?" ''Yes; here's n girl
who says my blunt remarks pierced her
heart"
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TIBRoID TUMoR CONQUERED.
Expelled Stat.
+ r'.- B. ''"'

tiuphs Lydia
conquering OF woman dread Nbrod Tumor.
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My laundering landlord has ruined
my studio" What has he doneI'
Hes had my chimney fixed SO it
won't smoke"
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To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 1Oc or 25c.
II C. G. C. fail to cure, druggists refund money.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

$50 poor Cottenham is gomez" "Yes;
the doctors said only Spanish blister
would save him, but he wouldn't have it. :"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

I shall recommend P.so's Cure for Con.
sumption far and wide.-Mrs. MullIgap.
Plumstead, Kent England. Nov. 8. 1895.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

whats the difference between firmness
and obstinacy?" "Firmness Is mans ad-
hcrence to II good cause: obstinacy is
womans adherence to u bad one"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

what Is Il truism?" "It Is n truth
which is SO true that 1t makes everybody
tired"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

The man who is dressed in little
brief authority Is more conspicuous
than a girl in bloor,ers.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup
For children teething, ,softens the nan
nation ,allays pain, wind collie. ccnts bottle
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21
LIE WINS A BATTLE.
WELL-KNoWN QUEST OF IN
DIANA MINERAL SPRINGS
HOTEL THE PROUD LIAR.

Capt. n. 8. Cole Convinced tho Advance
should DO Mado Despite Gen. 0rssg's
Order-Ho Runs the Risk of Court
Martial aud DisGrneo, But Victory
Saves Him.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

Star Tobacco is the leading brand of
the world, because it is the best.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

FREQ would be dcarcr than Alabastino
of removing paper is considered
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

OXFORD HOTEL Depot, ns1S St s,sis'y Asas yR5ss ns
Glass. Popular Prices. KApPLER 4 MORSE
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SEAlS,RyBBER E STAMPS P :$tSs$' $s:' 81:

SILK ELASTIC Stockings made by us Send ~
blank. The J. Durbin Surgical and Dental SappI
Company. 1868 Curtis Street, (ncar ST James Hotel
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

"My. wife weighs nearly 200 pounds''
"Well?" "And she is still jumping at con-
cluslons Just as she always did"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1898-04-21

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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-08-15
Haven't Heard Hsatwole.

1t Is now six full days Of twenty-four
hours each since Joel Heatwole, patriot
and politician, rode into Red Wing on
blackboard with a horny handed son
of toll of talismanic Goodhue and coyly
announced that, If there were no other
Republican in the Third district who
wished to attain greatness through
seat in the national house Of represent
&tlVes, he would regretfully throw
himself into the breach again, breeches
and all. This was Joels way of wig
wagging the faithful Republicans of
his district to throw up their hats for
almost the only good, wise and brave
man whom the Third ever produced.
1t was expected there would be hearty
Heatwole hurrahS all the way from
Fairfax to Faribault, from Litchfield
to Lakeville. But the Third hasn't got
out its pyrotechnics; it hasn't shouted a
shout; it isn't enthused.
What is the matter? Doesn't the
shoestring district extending from way
back near the Dakota line to the rag
ing Mississippi know a prime article
In politics when it sees it? Hasn't Mr..
Heatwole threatened to make the for
efgner pay the tax If he had to stay
UP nights to do it. Hasn't he threaten
ed to buy uniform, musket and
canteen and go out and fight the Span
rards to a Standstill in three rounds :?
Hasn't he threatened to put the farm
ers of the glorious Third right up
where they could have a plano and
send their daughters to boarding
school? Hasn't he talked in the Con-
gressional Record and in the Washing
ton hotel Hobbies until red In the face
about what an awful mistake it would
have been if the Republican party had
never been born?
1t must not be forgotten that Mr.
Heatwole is not a Samson; neither is
he a Sandow. He couldn't do it all
Mr.. Tawney and Mr.. Reed and Mr.
Bailey probably "soldiered' while Joel
was working twenty-three hours a
day. He drew his salary, he drew 1t
on time, and he drew it all down to
the pennies. Isn't this enough?
Nil desperandum, Mr. Heatwole. The
old Third will hear you when it has
harvested its peaches and its pump
kins, it's hay and it's heifers 1t will
set off it's fireworks all in a bunch
some day early next November, and
you will be buried under the biggest
avalanche of Democratic votes YOU
ever saw
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-08-15
PARSONS LIQUOR BUSINESS.
What His Experience Taught Him
About License Laws.

From the London News.
The Rev. Osbert Mordauz5 rector of
Hampton Lucy, Warwickshlre, yester-
day told the licensing commission his
experience, as sole trustee Of beer
shop under the will Of the former rec
tor, who left 1t to the parish. When
witness became rector he was sorely
exercised as to whether he ought to
keep the public house open; but, feeling
that If he closed the house another
might be opened over which he would
be unable to exercise any control, he
came to the conclusion that it would
be better for the parish II he ran the
house himself, and consequently for the
last twenty-five years he had done So
He attached the creates. Importance to
the sale Of wholesome beer. Com
plants as to adulteration, he believed,
ed, were fewer today than twenty years
ago, and this, he thought was because
great care had been taken In respect
of the men put into the houses. Drunk
en1less In his village had been reduced
to a minimum. The man he put In to
manage the house was generally his
coachman or his gardener-one OF his
own servants. The manager was allow
ed the profits on mineral waters and
eatables sold, but not on beer. No
spirits were served. As a consequence
Of his refusal to sell spirits he was
Of opinion that spirit drinking among
women had practically been abolished.
The profits Of the undertaking nearly
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-08-15
Problem of the Cubans.

TO cr1ticise motives when they are
purely humane is not pleasant task,
hut the line between philanthropy and
foolishness is not always sharply de-
fined, and sometimes good intentions
stray from one side to the other with
out noting the transit 1t is Just pos
ssble that something of this sort is
going to occur in Cuba. No one will
harbor thought of allowing the in
surgents and reconcentrados, in whose
behalf the late war was undertaken, to
starVe. The amount of aid, however,
that can be given to any man, to his
own benefit, is limited, and unless there
is great care the sympathy engendered
by the war will allow that limit to be
oyerstepped
Leaving the reconc ntrades out of the
question. If indeed airy remain alive,
the problem of the Cuban insurgent Is
serious one. For number of years
the insursent army In Cuba has lived
the best it could. The problem of life,
from a purely economic standpoint, has
weighed upon 1t scarcely more heavily
than 1t does upon the American tramp
This is not said by way of reproach,
for the condition was the result Of
circumstances over Which the Cubans
had lost control. The problem now is
not to make the insurgent citizen,
for it is only common justice to as
sumo, for the time. that he will do
the best he can to aid In the process,
but to- make him a good citizen. The
tendencies of the Latin races are to
Incidence. and a very little careless
less on the part of Uncle Sam will
turn the island of Cuba into a vast
almshouse in the Antilles looking to
the United States for an unendirg sup
ply of charity. Should such prove
the case, the moral obligation could
rot be evaded. Having assumed the
guardianship of Cuba America will be
held responsible by the world not only
for tie moral but for the material
welfare Of the island
The fact that some aid must be gwen
cUmplicates the problem. For a time
the Cuban soldier, in the nature of
things, must be a charge upon the
United States. A certain amount OF
aid. if it can be rightly gagged, will
tend to make him a good citizen, and
too much will ruin him for all time.
1t is a grave responsibility and one
that was not taken into account In
undertaking the war. The problem
will probably be solved, for America
has way of solving problems, but Just
now the Cuban is the most serious OF
Americas anXieties.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-08-15

all went to the parish in some shape
or another. One thing was the provi-
sion of a harvest home" feast, which
was enjoyed very much. The turnover
would be about f400 annually, and the
net profit would be about ESQ, which
went to the parish. The house was
kept open for about six hours on Sun
day-the usual public house hours
and he thought it was much too long
sometimes. In his opinion the local
authorities should be given the control
of public houses on the Gothenburg
system or something similar. He would
lay down the broad principles in an act
of parliament and let the local au-
thorities apply them as they liked-go
in for prohibition, If they chose. They
would soon learn what was best by ex-
pertinent. He would, however, have
licenses reduced in number Immediately
by one-half or one-third, and provide
compensation to respectable publicans
out Of the profits of the remaining
houses. The important thing was that
managers should not have an interest
In the sale of drink. As to the profits
after the compensation had been paid,
be would give them to the hospitals.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-08-15
Canton's Lost Chance.

Democratic simplicity is well enoueb
In Its way. 1t suits some occa sions
But there are times when It Is NOT
more than knee high to opportunity.
For instance, when democratic sim
pllc1ty comes in contact with the hon
oraple. the secretary of state. Mr.. Day.
the second greatest living statesman
OF Canton, O., it looks like a 1O-eent
coupon on a million-d dollar bond. Sim
plicity and Mr.. Day conceded when
the peace protocol was signed. and it
is hard to say which suffered most.
simplicity or the founder of the Canton
school of diplomacy. It was the on
portunity of Mr. Days life, and he
allowed it to knock without troubline
to- have the door opened 1t NAV he
that Mr.. Day was trying to impress
upon M. Cambon the fact that he was
familiar with protocols, and that he
was accustomed to having them for
breakfast in his far away Ohio home.
but that is no excuse. He should have
known better. M. Cambon has been
in America some days, and he knows
about Canton, and knows that not one
citizen in ten of the town that produces
protocol from a street railway trans
fer without the great seal to guide
him.
Mr. Day has done Canton a wrong.
He should have immortalized the town
as its second representative living
statesman. Instead of riding over to
the White house and signing that pro-
tocol, he should have thrown some eclat
into the occasion that the town of Can
ton, O., might have shone with his
reflected glory He should have had
the protocol engrossed upon sky-blue
paper with pink ink and have signed
1t with a pen ten feet long, standing
on his head the meanwhile and BAL
ancing large red, white and blue globe
on his toes. That would have been
something like it. The citizens OF Cam
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-08-15
Chin, Against the World

There does not appear to be any lust
reason for believing that Russia and
England will become involved in
dispute over the question CT a railway
route in the Manchurian provinces of
China. The car of Russia extended
his autocratic hand SO far as to OBJ
s'truct the building of a railway line,
Which he did not favor, and which
England cid. The solution of the whole
Question reyolves around the degree of
Importance which England attaches to
the Russian performance.
Russia is undoubtedly reaching for
ward to acquire every possible right in
China which can be secured in the proc
ess of this unique crusade upon that
country. For a period of 5000 years
China has gone on in the way of de-
velopment, and in view of it's immense
population to a degree which has, from
an Industrial point of view, afforded
complete contentment to those who
labor within it's boundaries Appar-
emily all this contentment, this quiet
progression in the pursuit of indu stry,
is to be disturbed by advancing So
called civilization under the crown of
Great Britain, of Russia and of Ger
many. The Chinese empire is posses sed
of an immense population, applying
all their energies to the most intense
development of their soil. China Is
fruitful country, in an agricultural
sense, and may we'll be regarded as
acceptable prey by the powers that are
capable of invading her territory
The United States has little to do
with these controversies. We can
only look on and express our surprise
over the condition Of a people which
Inspires such rapacity from without.
We recall the remarks of the Earl Of
Salisbury, uttered a couple of months
ago, in regard to dying nations. We
can see in China one of the pictures
of his fancy as described in that ut
terance. But the American shores of
the Pacific are becoming every year
more closely in touch with those of
Asia. and, however yialding the imperial
government of China may be to the en-
croachments of European crusaders. #
is not too much to say, perhaps. that
i'll this little constellation OF free and
United States China may vet find tho
spirit of salvation.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-08-15
LOG OF THE OREGON.
Her Splendid Performance on Her
Cruise From Puget Sound


Cruise From Puget Sound.
From the New York Tribune.
The unparalleled performance of the
battleship Oregon in cruising $4,000
miles to take an active part in the war
against Spain, SO speedily followed by
her magnificent race past the Amer
lean fleet in pursuit of the Cristobal
Colon has scarcely been fully appre-
ciated, though 1t has evoked the ap-
plause Of the world, until the steam log
OF the vessel reached Commodore Mel
Vile, to be filed in the records of the
navy department, in accordance with
regulations.
This official volume, with it's hun
ldreds of entries relating to every minor
occurrence in the engine room of the
superb vessel since the first of the year,
constitutes the most remarkable proof
OF. the high efficiency and peerless cap
abilities of warship that ever existed.
Extracts showing simply the main re-
suits OF the Oregon's run from Puget
Sound, where the vessel was in dock
at the time the Maine was blown up.
to her arrival at Jupiter Inlet about
two months later, will permit of a
more accurate statement of her Won
derful endurance than has been posi-
She left Puget Sound on March 6.
arriving at San Francisco on March 8.
making 1926 knots in seventy-two hours,
averaging 11.48 knots an hour
Left San Francisco on March 10. ar
irving at Callao, Peru, on April 4, COW
ering Alp knots in 375 hours, averag-
ing 1896 knots an hour
Left Callao on April, Z, arriving at
Iamar on April 16, run Of 1850 knots,
at the rate Of 11.9 knots an hour
Left lamar on April II, arriving at
Sandy Point the same afternoon, COW
ering 131 knots in nine hours, an aver
age OF 14.6 knots an hour
Left Sandy Point on April 81, arriv-
ing at Rio de Janiero on April 80, MAX
ing 2,14S knots in 221A hours, at the
rate of 1915 knots an hour
Left Rio May 5, raching Bahia May
s; 1897 knots; time, TAX hours; rate,
1909 knots.
Left Bahia May 10, reaching Barba-
does, 2,228 knots away, on May II, av-
eraging 11.45 knots for 1917 hours.
Left Barbados on the homestretch
May 10, and reported off Jupiter Inlet
on the oath, run of 1866 knots in 141 u
hours, at an average rate of 11.27 knots
an hour
The total distance covered from Pu-
get Sound to Jupiter Inlet was 14,51O.9
knots, and during this time the ship
consumed 3,908.84 tons of coal. The
chief engineer of the Oregon, whose
ability and experience made possible
the unprecedented record attained On
this memorable voyage, was Robert
w. Milligan, who entered the service as
third assistant engineer at the begin
ming of the Civil war, and has risen
through all grades until he assumed
command of the Oregon's engine room
two years ago.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1898-08-15


ton could have understood It, and M.
Cambon would have been impressed
He might even have been induced to
add to the gayety of the occasion by
turning few handsprings and at
tempting to pronounce the magic name
of Canton In Partisan French.
But now it is too late. The time for
glory has gone by. Canton and her
living statesmen will never have such
another opportunity. Mr.. Day may
leave the cabinet and negotiate the
final peace treaty, but 1t will have to
be humdrum affair. If Mr.. Day at
tempts to inject ceremony into the
formalities, people will say he is doing
1t for effect. Fate came to the door
of Canton by way of Mr.. Day, and she
was not known. She will never come
again. Mr.. Day may go down to his
tory with full Justice done to his Pc
culiar style of greatness and that Of
Canton, but there will be no episode
to set off the luster of his fame