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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
Mother
Read What CUTICURA RENE.
DIES Have Done for Skin
Tortured Babies.

My little sister annie Matthews, La Plata,
Charles County. Md had the cow-pox, when
only seven years old. She suffered terribly,
and everything we tried did no good. Every
time her clothes were taken off, every bit of
scab would come with Them she was raw all
over. One box of CUTICURA (ointmen) and
a cake of CUTIcURA SOAP, cured her in three
sceeks. Mrs. ELIZA ROVE,
Feb. ,9s. 1913 Fourth ST., N. w. Wash. D. C.
Ny niece's little baby, two years old, was SO
badly afflicted with Eczema that ne needed
constant Watching. His face was always full
of large sores which he scratched constantly.
Mornings, his clothes. face and hands were
stained with blood. They had medical treat
ment, and tried everything. She commenced
CUTIoURA REMEDIES. The sores left his face
and he acas entirely cured. Mrs. L. j. ROOT,
Feb 16, 1898. New Scotland, n. Y
Our little boy was four weeks old when he
had Eczema, in the most horrible state. His
face was full of scabs, and parts of the flesh
were raw. We used CUTIcURA SOAP and one
box of CUTICURA (ointment), and in one ireeE
this boy was as good as erer.
Mir. and Mrs. j. c. FREEsE,
Feb Is, 1898. 800 So. First ST., Brooklyn
When my boy was three weeks old, I noticed
very red roughness on his face. We had
several doctors, but they did no good. was
told to use CUTIUURA REMEDIES, and after
using one box and half Of CUTIcURA ONT
ment) and CUTIoURA SOAP, he as entirely cured
Mrs. W. G. LOVE,
Feb. &c, 'sS. 1918 Wilder ST., Phila, Pa
Babies on fire babies burning up babies in agony from
toriurnG and dslgurinr itching and burning, skin
scalp diseases. None but mothers realize how they
fer. To know that n bath with CUricuRA SOAR,
and single amounting with CUrICURA, purest If emol-
lient skin cures viii afford instant relief permit esf and
sleep, and point speedy and not to use them
70 fail in your duty. Think the of suffering
tailed BY such neglect Cures made in childhood
speedy, permanent, and economical.
Sod throughout the word PorTEE s5o AND CHEN
Corr. sole Props. Boston.
RF~An About Babs's Skin, Scalp, and HaiT free.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
NOT INSPIRED BY ANY ONE.
Governor Wells Shoulders Response
bility For His Speech.

GONeTnoT ellis SnOulQerS Response
bility For His Speech.
Republicans have been circulating a
statement that the first presidency Of
the Mormon church had seen the speech
delivered by Governor Wells prior to
its delivery and are behind it. This
was told in Brigham City and a leading
citizen OF that place sent a telegram to
President Snow asking if the report
was. true. President Snow promptly
replied that the first presidency knew
nothing of the governors speech until
after it was delivered and published,
and have had absolutely nothing to do
with it.
Governor Wells was also asked in re-
gard to this matter by a Herald re-
porter on Sunday, when this question
was put to him:
1T has been stated that your speech
at the Theatre was inspired by the
church authorities and that you have
denied that statement. What is the
fact?''
Il have not denied it before, but if
the statement has been made as you
assert-although I have never heard it
II will state now that the story is
WHOLLY untrue"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
FIRE AT PITKIN, COLO.
Forty Buildings On Main Street
DESTROYED

Denver, Colo, Nov IA special to
the Times from Pitkin, Colo, says: ALI
the buildings on both sides Of Main
street, from Fourth street to Fifth, 40
in number, were destroyed by fire be-
lieved TO have been of incendiary ORR
gin, which sta.ted at o'clock this
morning. The loss is nsti.natcd at
100000. The heaviest single loss is
that of r. r. Williams * Co. general
store ana bank, $4,000.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
Your FACE

Shows the state of your feelings and
the state of your health as well. I'm
pure blood makes Itself apparent in a
pale and sa1low complexion, Pimpies
and Skin Eruptions. If you are feeI-
ing weak and worn out and do not have
a healthy appearance, you should try
Ackers Blood Elixir. 1t cures all blood
diseases where cheap Sarsaparillas and
so-called purifiers fail; knowing this,
we sell every bottle on positive guar
antee. For sale by q. q. M. I. Drug
Dept
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
District Court ordars and Nntes

E. H. Jones VS.. ]. P. De Woodey ct
al; judgment for the plaintiff.
T. E. Harper VS.. W. A Chapman ct
al; judgment for plaintiff by default.
John NJ Thompson VS.. John r. Smith
ct al; stricken from the calendar.
Richard Fem VS.. Josepha Agricul-
tural & S. company; stricken from the
calendar.
Petit Juror Atwood was excused for
the term.
James NJ. Ricketts, of the supreme
court of Colorado was yesterday ad-
mitted to practice at the bar Of the su-
preme court of this state.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
STATE IS DEMOCRATIC.
Chairman Moyle Is More Confident
Than Ever.

Chairman Moyle of the Democratic
state committee felt more confident
than ever yesterday and last evening
that the Democratic candidates will
carry the state by a large plurality to-
day. However, he let's stand his figures
as published in yesterdays Herald, but
said that he considered that a very
conservative estimate, based upon the
result of the canvass made by himself
and his associates. The forecast given
yesterday places the majority for the
Democratic state ticket at from u, 900
to $4,000. All felt confident at the Dem
ocratic state headquarters that Chair
man Moyle's estimate of the majority
TO be given Roberts and Basl1in is not
in the least too high. Many thought he
might easily add on another thousand
and still be well within the mark. The
legislature. Mr.. Moyle says, will un-
doubtedly be Democratic by very
safe majority.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
Eighth Cavalry First to Go.

Washington. Nov. THE war de-
partment has decided to send the
Eighth cavalry regiment to the prov
ince of Puerto Principe in advance of
the Fifteenth infantry or the Third
Georgia. Six troops each of the Eighth
are to be sent to Neuvitas and Puerto
Principe, the capital of the province
The TRANSPORT Manitoba Will take the
Eighth to Cuba
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
CACHE FOR ROBERTS.
Strong Disapproval of the Tribune's
Fight.

Fight.
B. H. Roberts yesterday received the
following dispatch from the Democrats
of Cache county:
Logan. Utah. Nov. Z, 1898.
To Hon. 3. H. Roberts:
Congratulations on your manly an
swer TO the base attack made on you
by Wells. His intense -partisanship and
endorsement of Tribune fight viii solid
ify Cache county Democracy. Many
here send you greeting and renew their
pledges for your election.
l. R. MARTINEAU.
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Precinct Candidates.

It was enormously stated in yester-
days Herald that it would be neces-
sary for all voters to write the names
of their candidates for justice of the
peace and constable on the official ball
lot. These names will be printed on the
ballot, the same as other candidates,
and vote for the rooster is all that is
necessary
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
E1cHNoR's EXPECTATIONS.
Thinks the County Will Give 1900
For the Republicans.

Denis Eichnor, chairman of the Re
ppblican county committee, said last
81 ening in answer to a query that he
expected the county 20 give the Repub-
iican candidates 1900 plurality, while
some viii run greatly in excess of that
number. The Democratic candidates
viii be slaughtered by their own peo-
pie. This claim. allow me to say. is not
a wild claim" The county chairman
could give no information on the way
the state candidates of his party are
expected to run. saying that he had not
paid attention to them particularly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08

And in accordance with law and an or
der of the board of directors made on sale
Oct. l. 1898. so many shares of each parcel
of said stock as may be necessary viii
be sold at the Office of the treasurer. No
16 North East Temple street, Salt Lake
City, Utah. on Thursday. Nov %. at II a.
m, at public auction. TO pay the delin-
quent assessment, together with costs OF
advertising and expense of sale
JOHN L. NEBElSER. Secretary.
Dated Salt Lake City, Nov. s, 1898.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
SALT LAKE & OGDEN RAILWAY
THE COLORADO MIDLAND r R

Two Through Trains Daily.
Between Salt Lake City, Ogden and Lead
Vile Cripple Greek, Colorado Springs
Denver and all points east Only ine
running THROUGH CHAIR CARS
Through sleepers on both morning and
with the Rio GTande Western, reaches
Denver earlier than any other line via
Colorado Springs. No change of cars or
delayed trains. Take the Colorado Mid
land and save time and enjoy the finest
ride and grandest scenery IN Colorado.
For full information call on any r. 9.
w. Ry. agent or
w. +. BAILEY, o. A. BROWN
G.. P. a. Gen. Agent.
Denver. Colo. Salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
WORK IN THE FEDERAL COURT
GRAND AND PETIT JURORS FOR
TIE DECEMBER TERM.
Arguments In the Case of Gideon
ct al. VS.. B. K. Bloch ct al.-Mo-
tons Argued Before Marshall.

The grand and petit jurors for the
were drawn yesterday.
The grand jurors are as follows:
Salt Lake Citgoiiver Hodgson, C.
V. Spencer, Nephi L. Morris, James P.
Freeze, Fred K. Beasly, w. D. Bow
ring, Charles NJ. Smith, George R. En-
cry, S. B. Westerfield.
Ogden-Thomas D. Dee, James Tay-
lor, Thomas Purdy, jr.
Provo-H. j. Maiben, Nels Johnson.
Kaysville-Charles Layton. James H.
Linford, John W. Galley, William L.
Galbraith.
Meadowville-Joseph Gibbons.
Brigham-William Horsley.
Junction-Lyman Johnson.
Gunnison-O. B. Bergland.
Lehi-Israel Evans.
PETIT JURORS.
Salt Lake City-E. K. Bassett, w. S.
Burton, ]. Bull, jr., ]. H. Bailey, A. e.
Brady, Henry Lawrence, j. w. Murser,
3. p. Hiskey, w. S. Bing, Pete G.. Hoff-
man, William Birkenshaw, George Ar
buckle, o. c. Beebe, William A. Need
ham, Charles Cottrell, jr.
Provo-R. r. Irvine.
Lehi-Byron w. Brown, Andrew r.
AItuerSol NeMel a. oIo"n-
KaysVille-Hyrum Stewart.
Morgan-Daniel Heiner.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Anderson, James
Harvey.
Heber-J. H. Murdoch
Mammoth-Hans HasSell.
Layton-Elijah Ellison.
Fairview-H. Carlston.
Porterville-J. H. Florence.
Woods Crossing-Robert IRE.
Bountiful-Amos Cook
F. H. King filed a petition in the
federal court yesterday asking to be
made bankrupt. His debts are repre-
scented to be $290.55; property not ex-
empt, $63.75; property exempt, S11S.25.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
DFIINQUENT AssFsSMENT NO
TTCE.

SOUTH JORDAN CANAL COMPANY.
Principal place of business. Salt Lake
City, Utah. There are delinquent the
following described stock on account of
assessment levied by the board of di-
rectors Oct. l, 1898, the several amounts
set opposite the names of the respective
stockholders, as follows:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
IN THE COUNTY.
Lloyd Puts the Democratic Majority
at 1000.

AZ 4,OOO.
Chairman Lloyd of the Democratic
county committee felt jubilant over the
outlook for the Democratic victory he
has predicted will occur today at the
polls. Mr.. Lloyd said that the chance
for his party's success was greater by
all odds than at any other period during
the campaign. BY the time the polls
close tomorrow, we will have 500 more
VaSes to the Democratic majority than
ES anticipated on Saturday or Sunday
Md our majority win reach above
1000 The truth Of the matter is, the
Republicans are everlastingly beaten. -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
Hd,- Dill, cure liver ills; easy to
atOOti > tso take. easy TO operate. CSC.

in the city. including the Jennings
property, without giving notice to the
property owners, and this seems to be
the new point raised in the proceedings.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
For Impure Blood
The People Take Hoods Sar.
saparilla and are Cured
Sores on Face, Wrist and Body
CompIeteIy Healed.

cores on race, wrist and BODY
Completely Healed.
81 have been suffering with impure
blood for three years. The impurities
broke out on my wrist, and my face was
full of red marks. was not relieved by
prescriptions and lost all hope of cure
until took Hoods SarsapariIla. Since
taking few bottles OF this medicine
my face is all right and the sores on
my wrist and body are healed" AUGUs-
TIN SALAs, StarkviIle, Colorado.
az was taken with eczema on my hands
and feet, which were very badly swollen.
I concluded to try Hoods Sarsaparilla
and after using three bottles | began to
improve. have taken in all eight bottles
of Hoods Sarss parilla and am now entirely
WE'LL" JOSEPH CosTLow, Canon City, Col.
Hood s ps9iIia
Is the best-infact the One True Blood Purifier.
Insist upon GooD's; take no substitute.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
POSITION OF ROBERTS
He Defines If Regarding Woman
Suffrage.
WILL FAVOR THE MEASURE
WHEN BE REPRESENTS UTAH
IN CONGRESS.

Cache County Democrats Congratu-
late Roberts and Denounce the
Tribune's Fight Upon Him-Gov-
ernor Wells Takes the RESPONSE
bility For His Speech.
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District OF

District No. 81 is at 1877 North West
Temple, instead of 127 West North
Temple, as announced.
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H. King was attended by over 100 la
dies and gentlemen. and was a distinct
success.
Addresses were delivered by Hons.
Fisher S. Harris, Matte Hughes Can
non and Albert Morris. Four young la
dies, Miss Dwyer, Miss Derr. Miss Ruth
Wilson and Miss Edmunds, rendered
delightful musical numbers, each sing
ing solo in a way which won we'll
merited applause. Miss June Mathis
recited several selections, and was
warmly congratulated on the superior
ity and power of her renditions.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08

i
ARRIVE.
On Effect July IT. 1889
rum chicago, Omaha. St. Louis
Kansas City, Denver, Park
ES CITY and an Ogden. $40 pm.
sAn francisco. Ogden and in
termediate points .............. $50 am
rom san Francisco, Cache VAL
icy. ogden and intermediate
From Chicago. Omaha. st. Louis. - I'm
Kansas City Denver and Og-
'From Frisco, Milford. sanpete. 81" AN
PROVO Eureka, Mammoth. Sill
yer City and intermediate
'"Mixea trains from Terminus. ''-O p IL
Tooele and Garfield Beach,. 400 pm.
DEPART.
tor Chicago Omaha. Denver.
Ma hahs 9s city. st. Louis. Ogden
For san francisco. ogden. ~ ''--''
| Sacne valley and intermediate
Fp ppiGn ,sdsn : -. 500 am.
OmahS. ST. Louis, Chicago and
E,n lnteG5 disI points. s:25 pm
land an l, and San Francisco s:45 pm
xord; Frisco and intermediate
'Mixed train for Garfield Beach. '''' GILL;
Iooele and Terminus. 7.45 a m
Trains south Of Juab run daily except
.sDaiIy- except Sunday.
III ! TICKET OFFICE Under Masonic
H4 AZ no 2og West Second South street.
Railroad and Steamship Tickets on sa1e
to az parts of the world
@ F NJ 1sGo Palace Car ticket Office.
Gen. Trf. Mgr. Gen. Pass. & Ti Sitei Agt.
w. Fl. BANCROFT
Vice Pres & Gen. Mgr.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
BRYAN GOES HOME.
Declined to Be Interviewed Because
of Military Lockiaw.

of Military Lockjaw.
st. Louis, Nov. Wv. ]. Bryan, Third
Nebraska volunteers, arrived here to-
day from Savannah, Ga, on his way
home In response to a request for an
interview Colonel Bryan said: Don
ask me to discuss the political, situa-
ton. Don't intimate an inquiry as to
prevailing conditions in the army.
Why? Because 1 have military lock-
law"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
nemocratic Tea al Mrs. KINGS

The Democratic tea given yesterday
afternoon at. the residence of Mrs. w.
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No. 2-For Provo. Grand juno
ton and all points east........ $50 q. m
No. flor Provo. Grand June
ton and all points east--.....-. 1:40 pm
No. 6-For Bingham, Leni, Pro-
vo, Nit. Pleasant. Manti. Bel
KNAPP and intermediate points. 500 am.
No. S-For Eureka, PaysOu. Pro-
vo and intermediate points,. 500 pm.
No. 3-FOr Ogden and West...... 900 pm.
No. 1-For Ogden and wcst.....-12:30 pm.
No. 42-For Park City,. SOS m.
ARRIVE SALT LAKE CITT.
No. From Bingham. Provo,
Grand Junction and the east. .12:Z0 pm.
No. 3-From Provo. Grand juno
uo7 and east ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 800 p. m.
No. 5-FrOm Provo, Bingham.
Eureka, Belknap. AIani and
termediate points .....-...-.--.- 5:3l I'm.
No. 2-From Ogden and the west $40 a. m
No. 4-From ogden and the west 100 PM
No From Eureka. Payson,
Provo and intermediate points.1O:00 an
No. E-From Park City,. 6:45 pm.
Ticket Office. 100 West Second South.
PoStOffce Corner
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08
OREGON SHORT LlNE#
. Arr.E Z


=, Trains arrive and depart at salt Lake
City daily as follows:
ARRTWE
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-11-08

The sale of seats for the "Old Coat
opens at the theatre tomorrow.
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DEPART.
For Chicago Omaha. Denver.

"Mlxec trains from Terminus,
Tooele and Garfield Beach.
The Monte Vista journal., 1898-01-22
Casan. the Tartar Dwarf.

In a series OF papers on Historic
Dwarfs." Mary Shears Roberts de-
sribes the famous Casan. Mrs. Rob-
erts says:
Casan was the name OF little Mon
gol Tartar who fiourished in the early
part OF the thirteenth century.
He was born In the eastern part OF
Asia. not far from the ancient city of
karakorum. His parents belonged to
one OF the barbian hordes that owed al
legiance to Genghis Khan. and Casan
became a fierce though small warrior,
and fought bravely under the banner
OF the great and mighty Mongol con-
Queror.
The exact height Of this little dwarf
IL unknown. He was certainly not
over three feet tall. but he was active
and muscular. and like all his race.
could endure hunger. thirst. fatigue
and cold.
The Tartars were unexcelled In the
management OF their beautiful horses.
The fieetest animals were trained to
stop short In full career, and to face
without Hinching wild beast or for
midable foe. Casan was u born sol.
iier. and at an early age became ex-
pert In all the exercises that belonged
to u Tartar education. He could man.
age fiery courser with great skill, and
could shoot an arrow or throw lance
with unerrlng aim. In full career, ad-
vancing or rctreating.
Like many OF those small In stature,
he was anything but puny In spirit.
and while yet lad he gathered about
him n troop Of wild young Tartar boys
as reckless and daring ms himself, of
whom by common consent he became
a leader. He commanded his lawlcss
young comrades with strange mix
ture OF dignity and energy. and they
obeyed his orders with zeal and will
ingncss. Sometimes they would go on
long hunting expeditions. seldom fail
ing to lay waste any lonely habitatlon
they happened on.
The Monte Vista journal., 1898-01-22
rns FRENCH a CURIOUS pEorL.
They Have Vanity. bat not Pride; Rellsioa
but mot Morality.

They Have Vanity. bat not Pride; Rsllgioa
but mot Morality.
"The French must be the most Curl
Gus people on earth," writes Lillian
Bell in a letter from Paris to the jan
uary Ladies' Home Journal. How
could even heavenly ingenuity create a
more uncommon or bewIldering con-
tradiction and combination? Make up
your mind that they are AZ simple as
children when you zee their innocent
picnicking along the boulevards and In
the parks with their whole families,
yet you dare not trust yourself to hear
what they are saying. Believe that
they are cynical. and fin dc steele, and
skeptical OF all women when you hear
two men talk, and the next day you
hear that one Of them has shot himself
on the grave Of his sweetheart. Be-
lieve that pOlitenes3 Is the ruling char
acteristic OF the country because man
kisses your hand when he takes leave
OF you. But marry him, and no insult
Is too low for him to heap upon you.
Believe that the French men nre SYM
pathetic because they laugh and cry
openly at the theater. But appeal to
their chivalry. and they will rescue you
from one discomfort only to offer you
worse. The French have sentimen-
tality, but not sentiment. They have
gallantry, hut not chivalry. They have
vanity, but not pride. They have re-
ligion, but not morality. They are u
combination OF the widest extrava-
gance and the strictest parsimony.
They cultivate the ground 80 close to
the railroad tracks that the trains al
most run over their roses. and yet they
leave Place de In Concorde In the
heart Of the city,"
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boy. Learn to Il. FIR. men.

instead of having military drill this
boys Of the Cambridge (Mass.) Manual
training school are learning to be
firemen. 1t Is perhaps the only school
for fremen In the world. 1t Is no,
the object. of course. to make fremen
out Of the boys. but to give them cool.
ness. courage and promptness in the
face OF emergencies. as well as to make
them ready and efficient In case a
hre breaks out and there are no reg.
ular hremen near at hand. No boy
is allowed to take the work unless he
is sound physically. and before he can
try the more dangerous exercises OF
ladder-running and the use OF the life
line he Is compelled to harden as
muscles with setting up exercises.' u
The school possesses a complete fire
apparatus. including engines. trucks.
ladders and hose-carts. and the boys
learn every detail OF the work from
splicing a hose to running up a lal-
der.
The Monte Vista journal., 1898-01-22

Pale People and Retired {, CITY Lffe.
since then have been free from all pain,
headache and dyspepsia. 1 eat heartily
and have no appetite for strong drink
or ten or coffee, and feel twenty years
younger
MY wetoht has increased IS pounds.
cannot sny too much for DR.. Williams Pink
Pills and claim that they have cured me.
JOIN B. Cook"
Subscribed and sworn TO before me this
sixteenth day Of February, 1897.
A. 7. BANKER, Notary Public.
To people run down in health from what
ever cause-drink or discasc-the above in
terview will he OF interest The truth OF il
Is undoubted n the statement il sworn to,
and we reproduce the oath here. For any
further facts concerning this medicine
write to Dr. Williams Medicine Company,
Schenectady, n. y.
The name and address OF the subject Of
above interview is John Is. Cook, Of us
South 5th Street. Lvon. Iowa
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are children, and they don't like TO
change. Still. there are many people
who now write though. tho; cata-
logue. "catalog", and programme pro
gram" and SO on. A writer In a re-
cent publication pokes fun at the re-
forms proposed. and publishes this lit
tie verse to show how queer our Ian
guage would look II all the words were
spelled Just as they sound:
"Litl Will had q monki
Claiming up yelo silk;
HI sukt dhi yelo pant oil OF.
1t mad him dethli six; ~
Dbl huming top Is salient now.
Dbl Dol IL lad asaid,
And dbl munki duzent jump around
Sins It'll Will daid"