The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1898-02-05
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Olebatch-The girls are not so pretty
as they were twenty years ago. Miss
Porte-Well, neither are you.
He-I envy the man who sang the
tenor solo. She-Wny, | thought ne
had a very poor voice. He-so DID l.
But just think of his nerve
An Eastern editor says: Our wom-
en- are accused of being fond of whist
ling. Well, so be It. What Is more
lovely than tulips well blown
Office Boy-There's man outside,
sir, says won't you please give him III
cents for bed? Slobson-Tell him to
bring ii in and I'll take look at 1t.
First Maid-Mr Spooney has had
miraculous escape. Second Maid
How? First Maid-He died upon the
eve of his wedding day.-Toledo Bee.
The Wlfe-What a sweet smile there
is on the baby's face, John! The Hus-
band-Yes; he's probably dreaming
that he's keeping me awake.-Tid-Bits.
He-They say iron enters largely in
TO the composition Of the human sys-
TEN Shell suppose that is the rea on
man loses his temper when he gets
hot
The Bright oungster.-Mamma, II
| am good will 90 to heaven? Mann
lna-Yes. dear The Bright Youngster
How'll | get lack ?-Cincinnati Tri-
bune.
John. If you don't quit referring to
me as the old woman I'll make YOU
sorry for it," What will you do, dear?"
I'm be "a new woman. indianapolis
Joarnal
Miss Gabblngton-Wh Mr.. Primp-
ley. YOU are not looking well. Is IT a
fact. as reported that YOU are subject
TO pains in your head? Prlmpley-No;
there's nothing in it.
Not Necessary Now.-Bobbie Blunt
ing-I guess that fellow must be en-
gagged to sister at last. Willie Sllmson
Why. "He has suddenly stopped Civ
Ing me money."-Life.
Henry. do You believe In the uni
versal brotherhood of MANI Believe
in III | should say so; down AT the
scashore this summer had thirty
sisters. Detroit Free Press.
The average man. remarked the
observer of men and things. will ac-
knowledge the corn where the aver
age woman would pretend ii was a
sprained ankle. = Detroit Journal.
Harris Don't you think that u liking
for oysters grows upon onef Gordon
Well, don't know. Fact is. you know,
II is seldom one sees the same oyster
more than once.-Boston Transcript
81 am so sorry, Charles, you don't
admire my new frock. Everybody says
1t is charming said young wife.
Your friends, my dear, pay you com
pllments; | pay your bills" replied
her husband
IF | should fall out of the hammock
what would you do she asked. Il
would catch you In my arms he an
swered promptly. Get ready" she
said, with feminine impulslyeness.-
Chicago Post.
"A baby" remarked the observer of
men and things, may not have as
much SENSE as man, bu, | don't imag
Inc II baby believes every woman who
comes along and tells him she loves
him."-Detroit Journal.
Puritan Youth-(Sunday evening.
long ago)-Prithee. Priscilla, thinkest
thou II he truly goodly for maiden folks
| fear not; but thou knowest we be not
married yet.-New York Weekly.
A Matter of Etlquette.-"Hicks is
crazy about etiquette. He saw In the
paper the other day that in the best
circles the wife ladies out the soup. and
he has consequently given up Cup
"Whyr He has no wife. "-rldB Bits.
Great Scott, Rastus You look as IL
you had been fighting IA buzz-saw."
"Yessah. | was in dat smash-up In de
Bucktown Wheelmens race 81 heard
about that. How did it happenY'
"Dollah fell out'n de pacemakers peck
III right in de middle oh de race. Gin
cinnatl Enquirer
Sparrlng Teacher-What? No more
lessons? Why, you only took two.
Amateur much the worse for wear)-
You see. l wanted to take enough les.
sons SO that could learn enough about
the manly art to lick man. I've
changed my mind now. | guess | will
send the fellow down to take the rest
of the Observation-Disclosures Democrat
and Chronicle.
photographer ito sitterl-I saw you
at church last Sunday, Miss Skeate.
Sltter-Oh, did you? Photographer
Yes; and also your friend, Miss Brown
If you could raise your chin trihe
Thanks.) And what an atrocious-look
ing hat she had on. after a pause.)
There, Miss Skeate, 1t is over, and
think we have caught n very pleasant
cXpression.-p Punch.