The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-01-19
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

a good conscience is. better capt.
tai than large bank account.
= The golden rule exactly fits into
every honest business transaction.
= Sensible people listen to advice,
but do not pledge themselves to fol-
low It.
"A man ceases to be savage
when you can awaken in him desire
to buy and sell.
: 1t is better to say little worse
than you mean than to mean little
worse than you say.
= One Minute Cough Cure cures quick
| ly. That's what you want! Evans Phar-
macy.
= Woman Lawyer-How old are
you? Woman Witness-I think 1
must be about your age.
= The excesses Of youth are drafts
upon old age-payable, with interest,
about 30 years after date.
= 1t is claimed that the patato crop
Of Minnesota this year will net the
farmers over $5,000,000.
= Prosperity comes quickest to the man
whose liver is in good condition. De-
Wits Little Early Risers are famous lis
hi
indigestion and all stomach and liver
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
SIS Miss Passay single from
choice ?" eyes; all the men she
knows have chosen other girls.
= This is cold world, and if you
don't work you'll surely freeze to
death.
A Kentucky man has married
the granddaughter of the girl who re-
fused him.
The consumption ~of mutton in the
United States is increasing at the rate
Of about fifteen per cent. per year.
-Mrs.'M. B. Ford .Ruddelps ILL.,, suf
fered for eight years from dyspepsia and
chronic constipation and was finally cur.
ed by using DeWitt's Little Early Risers
the famous little pills for all stomach aud
liver troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
"A bill has been introduced in
Congress giving congressman a term
Of four years instead Of two.
= Mrs. Bellows believe yop
married me for my money. Bellows.
A-hem Well, certainly didn't go to
the alter for my health.
= Whether the Affections that God
sends upon us do US any good depends
upon the spirit in which We receive
them.
= "You wouldn't t marry girl SOLE
ly for money, would you p ooh,
dear, no-that is, not if l could get
money with girl whe had some other
attractions also"
Mrs. Mary Bird, Harrisburg, Pa,
says. my child is worth millions to me !;
vet would have lost her by Group had j
not invested twenty-five cents in bottle
of Cne Minute Cough Cure" Itcureg
coughs, colds and all throat and lung
troubles Evans Pharmacy.
= Mrs. Watt of Ferrydown, near
Montrose. who died recently at the
age of 100 years and 4 months, left
269 descendants, twelve Of them her
own sons and daughters. There were
80 grandchildren, 175 great-grandchil-
dren, and two great-great-grandshil-
dren.
=. A young son of Mr.. Daniel Bonie,
Of Bulloch County, Georgia, had a
thrilling experience with large rat
tlesnake few days ago. He had gone
into his fathers barn at night for
some fodder. He was accompanied
by one of the farm hands. Young
Bouie received blow in the face,
and, supposing his friend had tried to
frighten him, asked that his friend
desist. as he, Bonie, had already been
hurt by blow in the face. About
that time he felt another blow on the
fodder he held in his hand, and at the
same time heard the singing of the
snakes rattles. He left the house,
procured light and returned to find a
monster rattlesnake, which was at
once dispatched The snake had
eighteen rattles and button. Had
it not been for large rat. which was
about half swallowed, young Bonie
no doubt would have been bitten and
killed.
j. A. Perkins, Of Antiquity, O., wns
for thirty years needlessIy tortured ny
physicians for the cure OF eczema. He
was quickly cured by using DeWitt's
| Witch Hazel Salve the famous healing
| aalve for piles and akin diseases. Evans