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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
Administrators Final Notice.

administrator of the estate of Henry A. Baker
deceased, has fled his final account in the
county court of the State-of Oregon for Wasco
county, and the court has fixed ana appointed
Monday, the 9th day of September, 1888, at 10
O'Clock a. m, at the county court room in the
court house in Dalles City, Oregon, as the time
and place for the hearing and settlement there
Of Any heir, creditor or other person interested
in the estate is hereby required TO appear on or
before said day and file his objections thereto or
to any particular item thereof
Dalles City, Oregon, August A. 1898
ahg6H g. w. DIETzEL, Administrator
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
FOR SALE.

32O acres of land, estate of w. J..
Mems, 10 miles south of The DalIee, 2OO
acres OF which is good level tillable land,
balance spssture with living water i;
Small touse, good stables and barns.
viii be sold at bargain; one-third
cash, balance credit. Enquire of J. c.
Mems or w. H. Wilson, attorney.
j. G. MEMS,
Administrator Estate OF w. J. Mems.
augI3 limo DIV
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13

Persons troubled with diarhoea will
he interested in the experience of w. NJ.
Bush, clerk of the hotel Dorrance, Prov
idence, R. I. He says: "For several
years 1 have been almost constant suf-
ferer from diarrhoea, the frequent at
tacks completely prostrating me and
rendering me unfit for my duty at this
hotel. About two years ago a travelling
salesman kindly gave me small bottle
of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarhoea Remedy. Much to my sur
prise and delight it's effects were imme-
diate. Whenever 1 felt symptoms of the
disease I would fortify myself against
the attack with few doses of this val
ueabla remedy. The result has been
very satisfactory and almost complete
relief from the affiiction." For sale by
Blakeley & Houghton.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
$4,000 DoLLARs EnwARD

One brownish bay mare, branded JN.
!connected) on left shoulder, and split
in left ear. One brown.sh bay mare.
branded L on left shoulder and left hin
Both work horses, weighing each about
1850 lbs. The above reward will be
paid for-their return 10
JAMES ENGLISH,
lyle 2w Hood River. Or.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13

About one month ago my child, which
is fifteen months old, had an attack of
diarrhoea accompanied by vomiting. l
gave it such remedies as are usually
given in such cases, but as nothing gave
relief, we sent for physician and it was
under his care for week At this time
the child had been sick for about ten
days and was having about twenty-five
operations of the bowels every twelve
hours, and we were convinced that un-
less it coon obtained relief it would not
live. Cham berlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy was recommended,
and decided to try it. coon noticed a
change for the better; by its continued
use complete cure was brought about
and it is now perfectly healthY.-C. L.
Boggs, Stumptown, Gilmer Co., w. Va.
For sale by Blakeley & Houghton.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
NOTICE.

Game to my place on Smile over a
year ago, a bright bay mare; weight
about 1000 pounds; two white hind feet !;
no visible brand; scar on right hip.
Owner can have the same by paying for
this notice. VIM. FLOYD.
aug9-W4t
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that an order has been
911sy made, rendered by the Honorable County
(1'rt of the State of Oregon for wasco COUNTY,
a91 the oh day of July, 1898, changing the name
s9f tae under igned from Konrad Lohrii to Konrad
sa1lss1e TO said Court on Wednesday, the 7th day
S2S September, 1898, at 10 O'Clock, A. NJ. of ssid
Says for a certificate of such change of name. to
be issued ard rovfded by law.
Dstfd this 18th day of July. 1898.
1ESSI KONRAD LOHRLI
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13

You invite disappointment when you
experiment. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers are pleasant, easy, thorough little
pills. They cure constipation and sick
Aeadache just as sure az you take them.
Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13

Sunday, August 14th, will undoubted-
ay be the banner day of the season for
Bonneville excursionists. There will te
several new features in the entertain
ERent on that date. Round trip fare
from The Dalles only so cents.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
Personal MENTION.

Miss Bess Isenherg is in the city from
Hood River.
Mr.. I. Herman was passenger on the
$50 train last evening.
( Mrs. G. NJ. Alden joined the campers
at Moffett Spriags yesterday.
Mr.. Dan French leaves today tor Long
Beach where he will JOIN his family.
Elder Jenkins came up from Hood
River on yesterday afternoons train.
Rev. Joseph DeForest left yesterd ay
morning for q two.weeks' outing at
Trout Lake.
j. NJ. Huntington and family were
among the first of the campers from
/ Stevenson to return home.
{ A. D. McCulIy, of Pease & Mays dry
goods store, will return this morning
<AfSer visit to relatives at Salem.
Mrs. W. H. H. Dufur and Miss
Blanche, spent yesterday in the CITY,
returning to Dufur in the evening.
Dick Hinton and family, who have
e3eeTz enjoying a weeks vacation in The
Dailee, leave for their Bakeoven home
Today.
Mrs. Emery Oliver and little son,
@Siraydon, are up from Portland, visiting
Mrs. divers parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w
H. sylvester.
Mr. and Mrs. w. H. Groat, accom- pan.
led by Mr.. Groat's mother, went down.
on the boat yesterday morning, bound
.aor Motfett Springs.
Mrs. Chas. Allison, formerly a resi-
dent of this city, but now living in Cali
fornia, came up on the 5 30 train last
evening to visit friends here.
H. E. Ramsaur, clerk at the Warm
Springs agency, was in the city yeeter-
day afternoon on his way to the agency
zAfter a months vacation spent at
Seattle.
Mrs. Wilson, of the Wilson Millinery
RArlors, will today accompany Mr..
aSrjnes to their camp at Stevenson.
where she will visit Mrs. Grimes for a
( 9ew days.
Mesars. Lionel and Ernest Saltmarshe.
who have been visiting their brother, f.
E. Saltmarehe, in this city, were pas
sengers on the boat yesterday, bound for
their respective homes in Australia and
British Columbia.
c. NJ. Cartwright, VIM. EIlery, G. H.
Green, E. B. Duffy, and j. M. Russell,
&N-wool" men, started yesterday af-
$crRoon to visit both Catsop and IlWaco
beaches. They we're intent upon making
I che most OF few days trip.
Sunday Au0ust 18th will J,ndorbto5
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13

Clarke & Falk have the purest and
sEECOngest Paris Green in the market. \
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
To Cure a Cold in one Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
aets. All druggists refund tie money if
&c fails to cure. 25c.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
REMOVAL NOTICE.

j. II. CROSS has removed his the Vogt
Block next door to the Posoce where he will pleased
to greet his ormer patrons liberal new
For CHOICE FAMILY GROCERIES HAY.
GRAIN and FEED, SEEDS and FRUITS, sc, your
orders will receive prompt attention. will be sold at pop
ular prices. Call and him.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13

Csc Clarke & Falk's Rosofoam for the
Heeth, tf
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13

-DeWitt's Witch Hazel SaIve
Cures Piles. ScaIds. Burns.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
Advertised Letters.

Following is the list of letters remain
ing in the postoffice at The Dallee un
called for August l3, 1898. Person,
calling for the same will give date OF
which they were advertised:
Anderson, Harry Jackson, H F
Anderson, H P Kerr, II Q
Brown, L H Liggett, II
Barns, Thos P Leanord. Glide
Berry, Otto Lapier, Frank
Bu5hey, Frank Mitchell, w G
Coop, A Milgger, Herman
Gamer, w Morton, Emma
Coad, j Miller, J II
Chesman, H S Patterson, L S
Dickers, L P Perry, Glare
Dickenson, V Roberts, A
Ellis, Mime Remensinder, Ada
Ellerd, Matilda Richards, H L
Ford, w H Rein, J A
Frantz, E D Robenson, B H
Fulton, David Scott, E II
Fox, Lucy Sterns, Fl n
Gotfrey, Emma shburn, D
Grenger, Andrew Welealf,
Gilpin, B Write, F w
Gasson, Ed Weigelt, A
Henirici, r E Wise, o E
Huleman, @ w Woodman, w
Hood, Mary E Wood, ] II
Hinlach, Stella Williams, F
Haydon, E A Ward, G A
Hollett, Geo Wagner, G D
Hanna, Lille Waltz, Arthur
Hamilton, w S Wilbutn, Allie
]. A. CRossEN.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13

G. NJ. Cartwright, VIM. Ellery, c, H.
Green, E. B. Duffy, and j. M. Russell,
SN-wooP men, started yesterday af-
<erRoon to visit both Catsop and Ilwaco
beaches. They we're intent upon making
che most of few days. trip.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
General Debility
and Loss of Flesh

Scotes Emulsion has been the
standard remedy for nearly a
quarter of a century. Physicians
readily admit that they obtain re-
su1ts from It that they cannot get
from any other Hesh-forming food.
There are many other prepara-
tons on the market that pretend
to do what
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13
SGOTTSS
EMULSION

does, but they fail to perform IT.
The pure Norwegian Cod-liver Oil
made into a delightful cream, skill
fully Blended with the Hypophos-
phites of Lime and Soda, which
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1898-08-13

Messrs. Lionel and Ernest Saltmarshe
who have been visiting their brother, f,
E. Saltmarshe, in this city, were pas
sengers on the boat yesterday, bound for
their respective homes in Australia and
British Columbia
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
ART AND ARTISTS.

Two portraits by Rembrandt have
just been added to the British national
gallery.
The British museum has bought q
collection of the drawings of the late
George Du Maurier. The drawings in
clude the originals of many of Du
Maurier's best known society car
ICONS.
The remarkable statement is now
going about that since Meissonier's
death his pictures are rapidly depre-
ciating in value, and only the most
moderate prices are being realized for
those pictures still in the hands of his
widow.
The Rembrandt society of Holland,
which held it's yearly meeting lately at
Amsterdam, reports an expenditure Of
3o,925 forms during the year upon the
purchase of paintings which would
otherwise have gone into the collec-
tons of foreign purchasers and been
lost to the Dutch nation.
Nearly all the recently deceased
English artists have left good-sized
fortunes. Edward Armitage was
worth 1882, $40; Sir John Gilbert, SILL
1890; Sir John E. Millias, $4s5,995;
Sir Edward Burne-Jones, $267, 465; J..
L. Pearson, $259,729; Lord Leighton,
$3.50, 100; w. C. T. Dobson, $S5,540;
Stacy Marks, $46,946, and Philip H.
Calderon, $3o,515.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
BEASTS AND BIRDS.
Everything in the Brute Order Prcys
on Something Else-Wild AMI
mails and Death.

One rarely finds in the woods OF
fields the dead body of wild animal
rs such carcasses are soon devoured,
although the bones may often be seen,
says Lippincott's, Everything preys
on something else; the wounded, the
old and the sick speedily fall into the
power of their enemies. The crea-
lures can scarcely find any place so
secluded as to be secure; the hurt
bird sees the shadow of the hawk as
it scars with keen eye, looking for its
prey. Day and night the birds and
beasts prowl about and the dull of
sense, feeble and aged meet speedy
destruction.
How much do the wild animals know
of death? 1t is impossible to say;
yet two things are certain; they have
a fear of it and they understand how
TO kill each other eXpertly. They
know the right place to bite an en-
envy. Their object in killing is gen.
orally to obtain food, but one animal
does not attempt to bite piece of
food out of another living creature,
il aims to kill first and then to eat.
The wild creatures within the re-
gions thickly peopled by men have
how an inherited fear of man. A man
upon horseback can ride under a tree
on which hawk is lodged without ex-
citing it, while it would speedily fly
from man walking. On horseback
one can get near to a covey of par
tridges. Squirrels do not show dread
of horses or cattle. but by this time
they all know man.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

A giant thermometer is being placed
in the ground at Winchester, England,
by Col. Knight. The great instrument
is 10 feet in length and is to be used
for taking the earth's temperature. A
shaft was sunk 70 feet in the ground
and then a scalfolding erected at the
mouth of the shaft. The scaffolding
was higher than the thermometer,
which had to be hoisted to the perpen-
dicular by means of steam cranes and
then dropped gently into the 70-foot
shaft. The work has progressed so
far without accident and will be ac-
complished, it is hoped, with no in
jury to the great instrument. The
largest thermometer ever made previ-
GUS to the one constructed for Col.
Knight was that made by Forbes, who
built one measuring nearly 40 feet in
length. This was considered a great
accomplishment, and the Forbes Their
mometer became one of the curiosi-
ties of science. The one now con-
structed for Col. Knight, however, Is
SO much higher that the Forbes Their
mometer is no longer considered
large. With the new thermometer the
temperature of the earth can be taken
at twice the depth it has been possible
to take it heretofore, and the records
obtained will be of unusual value to
science.-Chicago Evening News.
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AT REAPING TIME.

Theharvest supper has various names
in England, among them being the nell
supper, harvest supper and harvest
home.
In Windsor, the farmers always
crown the last load of the season with
flowers, and an image, dressed to repre-
sent Ceres, is borne in a procession.
The United States is about the only
country which has no established har-
vest customs. In some parts harvest
celebrations are held, but we have no
traditions such as they have abroad.
In Bavaria the last sheaf is fashioned
into the shape of human being, with
a stick in one hand, wreath on its
head, and around it the peasants kneel
in prayer, not to the image, but to the
Supreme Being.
In some parts Of England it is the
custom to throw water over the good
natured victims who ride in the cart
bearing the last of the grain and the
sport seems to afford as much merri-
ment to the drenched as to the drench-
ers.
The best authorities regard the harv-
est festival as of Jewish origin and
other nations followed the custom of Of
fering up the first fruits of their fields
to their gods. When the harvest was
over the heads of heather families were
won't to feast with the servants. This
led to the harvest supper which is now
celebrated.
In Italy agriculture has made little
progress, yet the season of the harvest
is made one continual festival. The
mountain toilers gather in Rome and
leave the city in companies, white oxen,
decorated with bright ribbons, draw
ing their carts. Affairs are erected in
the fields and mass celebrated. In the
evening singing, dancing and feasting
conclude the celebration
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

Denmark makes a clear distinction
between the thriftless and the respect
able poor. The former are treated
like English paupers. The latter never
cross a workhouse threshold. If des-
titute they receive a pension ranging
from $14 to $s4 year; or. if too feeble
to look after themselves, they are
placed in an old-age home
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

She-Why don't you try and do
something for the good of mankinda
He-What's the use, my name will
live forever.
She-And why?
He-Because it's Jones.-Philadel-
phia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
The Cheerful Idiot.

This earth. l am informed" said
the anarchistic boarder, sis but mere
crust SURROUNDING molten mass"
"And stil you maintain" said the
Cheerful idiot, that the upper crust
Is useless Observation-Disclosures
Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

The sooner a cough or cold is cured
without harm to the sufferer tie better.
Lingering colds are dangerous. Hacking
cough is distressing. One Minute Cough
Cure quickly cures it. Why suffer when
such cough cue is within reach? 1t is
pleasant to the taste. Eli T. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
diseases or the Blood and Nerv.,.

No one need suffer with neuralgia. This
disease is quickly and permanently cured
by Browns Iron Bitters. Every disease of
the blood, nerves and stomach, chronic
o. otherwise, succumbs to Browns Iron
Bitters. Known and used for nearly q
quarter of a century, II stands to-day fore
most among our most valued remedies.
Browns Iron Bitters is sold by all dealers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

Old Mrs. INDEPENDENTLY, amt
you the same tramp gave one of my
darter's cooking school. pies to last
year?
Lionel Montmorency-Yes'm, but,
Lord bless you! it didn't hurt me-1'm
an immune.-N. Y. Evening Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
One or the other.

Magistrate-What is the charge
against this prisoner.
Officer-Having an internal machine
IN his possession, yer worship.
Observation-Disclosures or bicyclist?
-Tit-Bits
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
ORPHANS COURT.

The Stated Meetings of the Orphans
Court of Cecil county will be held on th'
second Tuesday ofevery month. Executors
Administrators and Guardians, wanting
their accounts stated, will please bring ir
their vouchers few DAYS before Court.
Test. r. f. LAMAR, Register
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

Soothing, healing, cleansing. DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve is the implacable enc
my of sores, burns and wounds 1t never
fails to cure Piles. You may rely upon it.
Eli T. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
Adequate compennntion.

Mrs. Chatter-Deaf, ere you? Well.
they say every affection has some COM
pensation along with it.
Mrs. Batter-That's so. My husband
snores.-N. Y. Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

Beggar-Sir, am starving.
Croesus-Here-take this penny, and
tell me how you became so miserably
poor.
Beggar-Ah, sir, l was like you;
was too fond of giving away large
sums of money to the poor.-Tit-Bits
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

When you ask for DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve don't accept counterfeit or
imitation. There are more cases of Piles
being cured by this, than all others COM
bined. Eli T. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
In Dear Old Paris,

Mrs. Lakeside-Garcong, garcong,
Observation-Disclosures moi
oh, why don't you walters understand
English?
Waiter (politely)-Why doesn't
madam speak it?-Harper's Bazaar. !
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
NOTICE

BIZ THE ORPHANS Court FOR CECIL COUNTY
January 8. 1894.
ORDERED, That all Administrators, Elk.
ecutors and Guardians that have not stated
an account within year. come forward and
do the same. or show cause to the contrary.
or they will be cited up.
Test: r. E. LAMAR, REGISTER
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
His Future Occupation.

Visitor Cat Sing Sing)-And what do
expect to be when you get your free
dom again?
Prisoner-An ex-convict, sir.-San
Francisco Examiner.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

I would thou vert a rose, and the tree,
That when I died. thou too might'st die
with me.
I would thou vert the earth, and the sun,
That If my light were quenched, thy race
were run.
I would thou vert star, and I a cloud,
That I, when dead. might wind thee in my
shroud.
But, oh, to think that thou may'st live
instead
May'st Live and love again-when I am
dead!
Carrie Blake Morgan, in Lippincott's.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
The Procrastinator,s Plea.

I love my work. It's loss would grieve.
could not bear the sorrow.
So frugally I strive to leave
A plenty for the morrow.
Washington Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

Trains leave Oxford for Philadelphia at rs
Q. m. and 2 90 p. m. Market train leaves
Rowlandville Tuesdays and Fridays at $50;
Liberty Grove 9O7; Colora. 916; Rising Sun. 9.26;
Sylmar, 933; Nottingham. o 40; Oxford, 1000 a. m.
arriving at South st. 2.63 p. m.
Sunday train leaves Oxford at 90 arriving In
Philadelphia at 9.2l q. M; and 6.lO. arriving in
Philadelphia at 8.l6 p. m.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
Wife Was INDISPENSABLE.

Maria, missed you dreadfully
while l was in the army"
SIS that so. Didn't they permit you
to find fault with the cook ?"-Chicago
Daily Reo~-I
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

1--WE give baby all sorts of things to
play with, but she won't stick to any
of them"
did you ever try the mucilage
brush ?"-N. Y. Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
LEAVE GOING SOUTH.

Additional traius leave Broad st. for Oxford IA
Q. m. aud ass D. m Monday. Tuesday. Thursday
andlFriday only. 6. 10 p. m, Thursday and Sunday
only, l1.43 p m; Sunday only, TbS a. m, TOl p m.
J. b. HUTCHINSON. J.R. WOOD,
GesI. 4aRG0er. Gen. P0ss'T Agent.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

One Minute Cough Cure, cures.
That Is what it was made for.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

The Race.
They're off! It's the new generation,
Each eager a record to make;
To win the applause of nation
Or pocket liberal stake.
New names on the card are appearing;
New hands reach to govern the reins;
New voices resound In the cheering
That echoes afar DER the plains.
They're off! And already we're scanning
The list for a proud pedigree,
Or speedy outsider" who's planning
To shatter some favorites glee.
But the bunch. as they run, will grow
finnish;
Well miss the once mettlesome host.
A few will be in at the finish
And lot will get left at the post.
Washington Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18
PATENTS, PATENTS.
PHILADELPHIA, WHINING
- TON & BALTIMORE r. R.
LEAVE GOING NORTH.

UENTHAL UIVLBIONs
On and after November 2sth. ls97. trains will
run as follows:
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1898-11-18

A sad-eyed mule stood in the rain,
Tired was he and sick;
But against all proffered sympathy
He stubbornly did kick.
A cat came up to share his woes,
With NEW and gentle purr;
But she, alasi was soon transformed
Into fiddle strings and fur.
A yellow dog next offered to
His trials and troubles share:
And moment later sausage meat
Was flying through the air.
Then little John, the farmers son,
Attempted. to his sorrow,
To drive him under shelter, but
His funeral is tomorrow.
A binding flash, an awful roar
He hadn't time to duck 1t;
No friendly lightning-rod was nigh
The mule he kicked the bucket. 4.
Chicago Daily News.