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Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
UNFORTUNATE C0L0RS.
Jaundiced Man with Red Necktie ID
Taken for a Spaniard and Has
a Narrow Escape.

The man with the yellow iaundice leaned
up against the drug store at the corner o;
Harrison and Halsted street and wiped the
perspiration from his forehead. He was
badly out Of breath and he consequently
talked rather spasmodlcally to his friend
II tell you, I've had a mighty narrow es'
cape" he gasped. 49,.
aWhy, how's that" asked his companion.
"They purity near mobbed me Just now
down here on Blue Island a%yenoo.
"Mobbed you? Why, what IN the deuce
are you talkin' about?'
Chats right. That's what they purity
near did. They just liked to got my pelt, !
tell you-an' | hadn't done a thing, either
"Vhat did they have agln you:'
"You see that red neckt,e ! got on We'll,
that was the cause Of the whole trouble. !
was goin' along down Blue Island when
came to a gang out in front Of a saloon
talkin' war. Istopped to hear what the
latest was. | wasn'tdoin' a thing when some
cove sings out: Look at this Spanlard rsnt
here in the crowd" Everybody turns on me
an a brick just grazes my ear. ! says: !
amt no Spaniard; what you talkin about :
"'You bet he is; he got the Spanish ma:
on i'm right now wells another. But !
didn't catch on yet. That's right, shout.
another man, the y~aller's on bis face and
the reds in his necktie-lynch him The
whole crowd made for me and Gu. for this
corner. give EN- the dodge two or three
times and got away. But say, I've got q
wear a different colored necktie till ! q,
over these yaller janders. '-Calcago CaEon'
icla
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Tbs two Oldest German generals are
Mai Gen. Lucas Won Cranaeh and Gen.
piaj5 Marshal Won Blumenthal, who
have been respectively in service Il ana
10 years.
The Scots Pictorial declares that An
drew Lang, critic and essayist' Is OF
gypsy origin. Mrs, Carlyle, the ms
torian's widow, boasts of a similar
origin.
Ex-senator Conger, Of Michigan who
has been resideutof Washington since
he retired from the senate some ten
years ago, enjoys with Bismarck me
distinction Of having been born on All
Fools day,
Lord Bute's effort to encourage mar
riage at Cardiff, Wales, by Offering a
dowry once a year to a deserving g'rl'
has proved a failure. There has not
been a single application for the doWry
for a year past.
Mrs. Senator Thurstou fell a victim to
her PATRIOTISM. IL was ih'e""0" '""'
the Cuban expedition in whose progress
She died should contain only men; but
she wanted to 90, and wrote and OBJ
tanned an invitation.
Mrs. Olivia Briggs, the writer mas
opened a school, called the Olivia uni
yersity, an institution of learning for
Young men and women, in her historic
old home on Capitol Hill, Washington
D. c.. The courses taught will be jour
nalism, library science. domestic
science and school Of pharmacy and
chemistry.
When in New York some years ago
It was Sir Tattou's custom to put his
shoes outside his door on going TO his
COON for the night, These shoes were
enormous and had soles that seemed to
be about three inches in thickness 30
famous did they become that guests at
the hotel used to take their friends up
stairs ito see Sir Tatton's boots" Some
times a dozen persons could be seen IN
the corridor inspecting the shoes.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

powerless to raise eve a protest
against the usurpation of their Official
prerogatiyes, He administered the law
after his own fashion, dealing out JUS
lice with an impartial hand, and caus'
ing the simple peasant folk to wonder
al his wisdom.
This mans power and influence over
the minds of his coreligionistS grew
with such amazing rapidity that it
would only have required a word from
him to cause a revolution against the
Russians.
As the officials in this village were
abjectly in fear of mourning Ahmed
Abuzar-Ogli's anger, it was due to the
chance visit OF high government comp
t~rol,er that the true state Of affairs
leaked ont. Prince Galitzin, the gov
Encouragement of the military district
when aware of the facts, caused 0gl
to be arrested, court-martialed, lnC
summarily hanged as a warning tc
others OF his type
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
MORAL EFFECT OF The WAR.
Some of the sunday school Precepts
Are Seriously Interfered
With.

Two ladies were talking in an avenue car.
This war Is perfectly dreadful, said one,
Indeed It L., SAID the other.
Couldn't he worse
Eyes, it would be worse Il the Spaniards
were treating q al, we are treating them
"Ot course; | don't mean that. ! mean
in its mora. effect
81 hadn't noticed that particularly"
81 didn't till Yesterday
In what way
"On my husband
"He doesn't want TO enlist, does he;'
"Oh, no, ! don't mean that. l. l. on hin
and my little boy, too ,
Not on an innocent caild!.
ayes. You know the little fellow bas
been marching around al 2 sres. rate With
his tin sword and gun, and Yesterday aitsr.
noon he informed me, to ny horror, that
he was going o. tight the C-n spanIar1s.
Think Of that, will y0ut And he : prize
Sunday scloo. scholar"
Horrible"
YES; and when his father came home ]
told him about IL ald insisted that he TAX.
Willie and give him a good whipping ,ol
swearing, and what DO YOU think he did
Tod you % do j. yourself, as NJ nus
band always does"
"No, he didn't. either. He told ne thai
under the circumstance II was not swearing
and that the boy could say what he pleased
about the d-n Spaniards. Andhe's a mem
her Of the church Observation-Disclosures
Star.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
SUCCESS ON THE ROAD.
1t Is Attained by an Illinois Girl NhI
Travels for Two Lum-
her Firms.

For nearly six years Miss Fanny Shan.
non, Of Mount Carmel, this state, has
been travelling as representative of two
Minneapolis lumber firms. Such a
lengthy engagement Of itself shows
clearly that she has been a success in
her occupation. So far as is known she
is the only living woman who travels
for a lumber house, In the summer OF
1892 Miss Shannon was visiting in Min.
neapolis. She came in contact with
members of large lumber firms, and
they, being impressed with her good
senSe and business ability, offered her
a place as travelling representative. She
consulted her parents and accepted the
position. Miss Shannon is a petite
blond. She is modest and unassuming.
but a good conversationalist. She
dresses modestly and carries very little
baggage. When necessary she travels
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
WILLING EXILES
The English and americans Are I'M
portnnt Factors In the
Life of Paris.

"On and after this date" wrote Ma
poleon |. to Fouche, "see that the Eng
fish are expelled from Paris"
Such an edict would seem a very large
order at the present day, but it was by
no means a small one in Napoleon's
time, What would the Paris OF to-day
be without its English colony? From
Sir Edmund MonSon, our ambassador,
to the pale boy who files the English
journals in Meals l|ilsary, in the Rue
Castigline, the English are very impor-
tant factors in Partisan life.
There has been an English colony in
the French capital for many centuries:
vet one might search in vain for a sim
liar French colony in London. The
Leicester and Soho square districts. al.
though owning a large French pop-
ulation, possess hardly n trace of the
flavor or mien that DISTINGUISHES the
quarter the English frcuuentin Paris
| and it is not n fifth of the size.
To speak broadly. Paris has within its
walled borders n little London of many
thousand persons-not soualid and i'm
poverished. but boasting splendid man
sions, fine shops. hotels, churches, hos.
| pitfalls and libraries, and all these 10
such an extent that it is difficult TO be-
lieve one is not in the British capital
| itself.
The inhabitants of this colony might
r,uohlv he c~otaIocued "a fol,ows. b.
tired people and pentlefolk wbo have
seen better DAYS: those who desire TO
have their children educated in the Ian
guage. business people. authors, artists
students, Journalists and professional
men: those who have tbe hest If n~r;,a+o
ro,sops for ur;rr ort - ,na1aI, WV,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
COurtshtD NJ SniIa..


The Hale House Natural History c,ub
which meets on the first and third Fri.
day of every month, was treated to m
unusually interesting lecture on "Spi.
ders' Their Structure and Habits" the
other night. The lecturer was Mice
Ariel d, Savage, who for n long time
has made a special study of insects and
their allies, the spiders. The lecture
was illustrated with stereopticon views.
prepared under Miss Savage's direction
to show the minutae of the spiders. as
well as the webs and other structures
One OF the most Interesting features q,
the lecture was the exhibition of a mum.
Der of slides showing various remark.
able attitudes assumed by spiders dur.
Ing oourtAhipS--Boaton Transcript
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

Il tyNtI NttVf o HtVt"'y' DON lt4l
wonderfully relieved and wa. satisfied that
the pills were putting mt on the road to re.
covery. ! bought two more boxes and con-
tinued taking them.
After taking four boxes of DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People | am restored, TO
good health. | feel like a new ma. Kind
having the will and energy Of my former
days returned, | am capable of transacting
my business with increased ambition,
CDR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
are a wonderful medicine and anyone hat is
afflicted with shortncss of breath, palpita.
ton of the heart, nervous prostration and
general debility, will find that these pills
are the specific. HERMAN H.EVELER"
Subscribed and sworn to before me, a
Notary Public, this oath day of May, 1897,
ADAM POUTSZONG, Notary Public.
Mr.. Eveler will gladly answer any inquiry
regarding this il stamp is enclosed.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills cure people trou.
hled with the after-effects of the grippe, be-
cause they act directly on the impure blood.
Theyare also specific for chronic e~rysipelas,
catarrh, rheumatism and all diseases due to
impure or IMPOVERISHED blood.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

r,. loss Of the hair is one OF the most
s.Ir;nns losses a woman can unuerso,
SSenavtitnl hair gives many a woman .
Be4u.',u u heanty which would be utterly
s Saaain 20 # n''t the locks were short Snd
scanty, II is sal ALMOST nc ,b as s ssil0 Sssin nsi to Jade,
inc ~ shining tresses of chestnut ana
auburn aaS are changed to cray or to ' sush
shauo" Longer a necessity. There IS
a ,oI remedy which may we'll be Gales a
great remedy by ,Sa Sa1, G1 '' Of S ,Se hair si
Sess rg he Scalp of dandruff, and re,
Storing The lost color to gray or iaaei
tfesses. Dr. Ayers Hair Vigor IS a SIAM n
ard and reliable preparation, III VS. h ~"
,bnusands of homes, and recommenueu ~
everyone who has tested Il and ma, e iopiaw
errrd the remarkable results ina iotiom
enNoH n makes hair grow. 1t restores
The original color to hair that has ,uraep
gray Of faded ont ut: i 1t stops Of " dandrut. and
nSs me hair a thickness and gloss ina
no other preparation can produce
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
KEEPING DOWN The BILL,

4..t- -. ~ ,bo I'll.
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a,,,,. A., .--r. IA oar,t, MI,
q. -'s. 1919 ~,
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20, I'm -'-s .".S l-otN.N my son
'-.a'"'e. was S'''.L 'ea1S 10 oFeah d
ny S''N Neu e''N',
no l,'' . "S '"N NeoN, an"
'l'a."'e' nus up MS "otu' now,
-"sDo' D'.. D1'N 'ooAi" Iur me-
'e's1NNeo we s"pJect o. crops INC
d g. ~e' L'o ."'l 'o'o me u "a ne
Lac coINs.a'hs IL rect nlgh' ana pota-
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nNa' mus De U you sald'
rs HeODs US Out mars no rush
10 answer hs may want 10 see me
ABOUT d CONN ne may want to ak
me LoW me oto woman Is tod
Sa-a'AleI ne Det'er look out fur that
cot heeis' DNt he rather pig-headed'
9a.a'"le. ls'
tie went on 10 tell me about some
prlze squashes and gigantic pumpkins,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
A GREAT REMEDY,
Greatly Tested.
Greatly Recommended.
Mrs. Hermann, Of $50 East 18th S.. M.
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Mrs; Hermann, Of $50 East 18th 81. NJ,
York City, writes:
"a little more than n year ago. ms,
began turning gray and falling on, ny
although | tried ever so many thir.sa a
prevent a continuance OF these condTSss.a
obtained no satisfaction until | trisS y
Ayers Hair vigor. After using one hoaSa,'
my hair was restored to its natural coiut
and ceased falling out."-Mrs. H%ERrsss.
$50 East 6Sth ST., New York City.
II have sold DR.. Ayers Hair Vim, 1.
fifteen years, and I do not know Of "
where II did not give entire satisiactios
have been, aud am 0 using ii myssi,,.
dandruff and gray hair, and am ,horon,saN
convinced that it is the best on the mar
Nothing that | ever ttied can touch h, !
affords me great pleasure to recomn.rai
TO the public."-FRANK NJ. CROW. RaS.
dale, Ala.
There's more on this subject In n.
Ayers Curebook. A story of cures to,Spr
the cured. This book of 100 pages il a..
free, on request, by the J. {. Aver q
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Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

was jealous Of Squan Creek, and he
wen; aUog; and jumped en- every bal
loon and 0uStei 1t. When We got the
news, Moses Parker stood and shed
tears and said:
That settles &, I'm sorry the Lord
is ag.n our town, but bein' it's SO, and
BEN We can; beat . royalfush, guess
we'd better Jay down cur hands and g
outer the game " QUAD.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

were told that lie was to have a holiday
and a fete for the sake of some grea.
event in our own history, But Germany
has these patriotic school %feastS, anC
France The emblem of the republic il
| every schoolroom, because they actual
ly imagine the patriot is made as wei
aS horn
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

makes three or four towns a day, SAYS
the Chicago Chronicle.
Nowhere is she treated with more
courtesy than by the crew of a freight
train.
Miss Shannon's grandfather was the
late Judge I. j. shannon, the first man
to establish a bank in Mount Carmel.
Her father is well known in Illinois
masonic circles, having been grand
high priest of the Royal Arch Masons OF
this state.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-E Ease, a powder for The X
It cures painful, swollen, nervous, smart
feet and instantly takes the sting out
corns and bunions. It's the greatest comb
discovery of the age. Allen'sFoo -Easn,a
tight or new shoes feel easy 1t is a cera
cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, d
ing feet. Trv it to-day. Sold by all drUgil
and shoe stores, 25c. Trial package FRI
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, NY
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
ON A TOMBSTONE.
The Queer Inscription Erected over
the Grave of q "LOng-
boot" Man.

"The queerest tombstone | ever saw
was in Hays City" said a man who has
known Kansas for a good many years,
and during the times when the short
grass sections were, as easterners say.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
HOW RELIEF CAME.
From Cole County Democrat, jefferson

From Cole County Democrat, Jefferson
City, Mo,
When la grippe visited this section, about
seven years ago, Herman II. Eyeler, OF Sll
W. Main ST., Jefferson, Mo, was one OF the
victims, and has since been troubled with
the aiter.eifects OF the disease. lie is we'll
known contractor and builder, a business re-
quiring much mental and physical work.
\ year ago his health began TO fail, and he
was obliged to discontinue work. That he
lives to-day is almost a miracle, He says,
Il was troubled with s~hortness of breath,
palpitation of the heart and a genera! de-
bility. My back also panied me severely .,
Il tried one doctor after another and
numerous remedies suggested by my friends,
but without apnarent henett. and began TO
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

When Moses read the telegram thar
was sica indiguaShun that seven fights
was Coin' on 10 once. and fur 4 week
after thar was 4 lawsuit every day.
II il was singular why all them fish
SWIM down 10 Atlantic City, il was
still more strange why all them bot
ties went bobbin' of 70 Cape May. Fur
a few DAYS il was kinder agreed that
the Lord was again Squan Creek and
Gidn', want her 70 spread, and the
preucher had hard work 10 talk rs OUT
o. il. Most folks was FUR gvin' m,
bu; ar,er a time Moses Parker got EN-
10 try onee more.
We've tried advertiser under water,
and on top OF water says ne, and
now well Try the ar, I; the wind goes
back on Us then Wei 20 outer the by
ness"
His itsa was 70 sand up 5000 little
,ov balloons VITA tie name Of >9a~2
Creek printed ou en-, and they was 10
20 I'D some day when The wind would
take EN- clear 70 Chicago, sum bad
faith aud sum hadn't, bu; tie nuuosr
Il balloons WAS cui down 10 e,A@ SC2
b:msby they was rosdy 10 20 nj. One
sav when the wuG was JUS; USa; ana
BLOWN at ;oe r2ts 81 90 miles N hour,
chem s.lo at,c- seus-;s wt1I sa-.a'
fur the wes-. --sy wen; OUT o SCAT
49, -
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

folks don't know what we've got mere
they won't c2Is' Atlantic C.'E an.
Cape May 1e' Dir aGEsTIIAlA I ! s's
and vars, "l-e noooo! ~ M-.-s ava!
has ever heard Of >4llE creek. we've
Jest got 10 create an excitement
Most Of the members tv.. II ".'a the
!dea' out tAey olcA '4.lA newspaper
advertiser "oA.l DO any COCO. II
wanted s11t1.n VITA more novelty 40
II. The matter was soFieF -eit 10 Moses
Parker u nsger p and report On a.
the next Ufetn., ana he was kaI 10
the occasaln. What ae proposed was
to Crt 1000 zinc tags with the name
Of >e1aE Creek stamped % IN. ana
attach EN- 10 tae tais Of 10000 nsh.
l. was ga.k@r.atCd that these fish would
be kotcAod al the way from Maine 70
Florida, and a.. along The coas: Of
England, Ireland, France and Spain.
and every time one Of EN- was hauled
In the newspapers would meHshuu
Sqgaa Greek and advise their readers
70 buy real estate. l. was resolved ~
70 ahead a. once. and 10 a week We
"a, the tags from New York. Then
everybody went 10 czr--.-' ash and
w.r.a Oh The tags. DIN. make no
difference Whether Trey was 5oc-hs1
~ z.-l..-.rv-r.-g AL tail ev.-
10 crabs and HOLSTERS was sI right, In
ao1u, twg weeks r1- work was done,
AID Moses Parker r1 Il the club
and r9gs Dbl. hand. and smiles and
saws:
At This y-sr.r. ---. 1000 fsf ar
s-s-r' the name u >ggsr Greek 70
EARNS carts q 1901 and q p5t,.-
/ denim u.-s- will send . 5rr-.- mn
g-s ~ .--.a coi.
--e ann. our heretofore
I r.. A- -y's. a-4rr.
49,. -,s g-ss M, =,
s-ga
~ I-5-.
VIZ
"a ' 4"'n A'''
Ia@ 81 sApIess
H'- ~ '"e
neh1gs "st t<' ~ orr asn tags, and
"a, ID TWO
aa3.t o. : 1el Oh re .I.rl ihty mad
'as- u ~. 2@l. o,'-'a 'a' custer.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
Forgot Mourning in Cr,cr.,

Australia is alleged to take It's cricket
very earnestly. The other day a flu
neral procession passing through the
streets of Sydney stopped and the
mourners go out of the coaches 10 cor
suit a scoring board to see how a match
was getting on,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
what Causes Rain.

According to the American Primary
Teacher, the following answers were
recently given in a written examination
to the question, What causes rain:"
Fog"
Faucet"
"God."
"1he ocean,"
Heaven"
Pipes from the ocean,"
"The sun gives IT,"
The sun gets It from the ocean,"
AT night the sun goes down and gets
IT,"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

May-They say that Clara considenu
riage a failure.
Bell-Oh, no! she doesn't; but she
her doubts about engagements,-Pudk
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

Nothing gives the loving Mother monu
iety than the moaning, helpless distres
her puny, teething babe, Give it Dr. "
tets TEETnINA (Ieethin0 Povd1s) and
babe will be better and brighter and
mother happier at once. TEETHIsAA ADD
gestion and Regulates the Bowels.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
In n Hoyann Restaurant.

Hungry Mani asked you for a ham sand
wich, didn't |?
Waiter-Yes, senior.
"Well, this isn't pork
"But mules have hams as well q. pigs,
tcnor."-Cleveland Leader.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
Marriage and Love.

IA man." said the Cumminsyl.'e Ss7s
"marries woman because he loves her, ard
a woman loves a man because .ro vsa.s ..
marry lm.'-CincIulat Enquirer.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
An Important Point.

Wheeler-Ah, that was a glorious viii
of Dcwey's.
Sprocketts--It would seem SO, but d
reserve my W opinion of it until | find,
what make Of wheel he rides.-Cha
Evanipo News.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
Effective.

Give a woman a book on cha6nsl
cookery if you want to make her believed
there is no place like home.-Chicaso TIM
IIurnld
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

cine, and have certainly been greatly
benefited by its use.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has indeed been a friend to me.
~ am now able to do my OWE work,
thanks to your wonderful medicine. ]
was Us near DEATH believe as I could
be, SO weak that my pulse scarcely beat
and my heart had almost given out.
could not have stood it one week more,
/ am sure. ! never thought l would
be S ograteful to any medicine.
II shall use my influence with any
me suffering as l did, to have Their
use Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetabl,
Compound"
Every woman that is puzzled nbou'
her condition should secure the sympa
tActic -lsics Of . oma who under
stands. Write 70 Mrs. Pinkham c
Iyaa, Mass.. md tell her your us,
"AH NJ HNFA - ~ -.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

q thought she was z dream tsists 7 -sf.
RED her be ssii. Ard nov ess.s.
his friend. well, ! IN rs1ra-st ~.
dreams 20 by conttsras -brgsE LIE
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
lido MY OWN WORK
80 Says Nrz Nary Socas.te q:
Linden, New Jsrgsy, In -nAs
Letter TO Ars. Pinknam-

81 was bothered with a foT which
would be quite annoying at times, and
at others would almost stop.
81 used prescriptions given me By ms
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
Rt.kx from, L,trhtni,r

The risk OF being struck by lightning
is five times greater in The country than
in cities. and 90 Tines greater at sea
than on the railway.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
To Cure a Cold in One Day

Hc-Wealth will not buy happiness.
She-No, but it will purchase a corOn.
Cp TO Date.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04

Ethics Of Friendsh.p-"Hov rwes: 20
have a friend wn0m you can trust IH
especially Il be d0esat ask you % tr1E: a.,a.'
-ChicagJ Record.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1898-06-04
Don't O SIcepy
Better.

Does your Head Ache? Somnif Ciid
instantly. All druggists, % cents
Paxton Medical Co.. POI RiyerSt, Troy Nj
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| use Piso's Cure for Consumpti9n bo Y
my family and practicable G. W. Tau
son. Inkster, Mich, Nov, 3, 1871,
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give up nope
Lhe ~ saw
II n I!nalns
1 pi fI,Is L9r
IN Ia pnhp
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She Xn. surprised.

Mrs. Huntley--lt must have been
very annoying TO have had to appear in
court. What did you do when they
asked you to give your age.
Mrs. Dustleigh--Wby, ! gave 1t, oi
course, 81.
NY goodness, And didn't they fine
you for eontempt?"-Chicago Daily
News
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His Reason.

"yyhat's the matter, Uncle Rube'"
"I'se insulted, sab; dat Cap'n Jones done
call me a nigger!' OF,
'Well, aren't you a niger
Eyes, sab; OATS Jest it !'-Iruth.
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Time and court plaster heal all wound
Chicago Daily News.