Gloucester County Democrat., 1898-04-07
HE MET HIS MATCH.
WHY BULLY BRoNSToN or WYOMING
WILL NEVER BOX AGAIN.

| WILL NENCn EOA A0AiINs
The Champion Pugilist of the Hunting
Grounds Had Downed Many Kinds of
High oficials. but Never Before Tac-
k1ed Young Consul.
There was a hardy fellow named
Bronston who lived in shack on des-
ert claim just at the edge of the Wyo-
ming hunting grounds who had repu-
tation for being about as handy with
his fists as the next conner. Bronston
had an especial dislike for the "dude''
hunters, and it was his boast that in a
fair encounter he could best anything
wearing good clothes and carrying 81
pounds of variegated ammunition. He
was kept fairly busy
The hunting grounds, despite the
presence of Bronston, became moro pop
ular year after year, until finally he had
to be little more select in his opera
tions, as there were altogether too many
visitors to allow him time to do the
whole lot justice. He finally announced
that in future, he was going to whip no
body under the rank of colonel in mill
tary life and nobody who in civil life
WASH at least mayor Of big town or
president of a railroad. By following
this plan he succeeded in filling his time
comfortably without overworking him
self. He was uniformly successful until
one day party stopped at his ranch
and introduced themselves as eastern
tourists bent on doing some elk exter-
mination. They asked if they might
stop overnight with him.
Gentlemen, said Bronston, "do it
happen that they's a giniral among
you?'
No, there didn't happen to be.
"A judge, mebbe, or vice presi-
dent?''
There was not 1t was an unofficial
party. The only man with anything ap-
preaching an official designation was a
young fellow who was Portuguese con-
sui in seaport town down east. He
WASH IT native of Portugal himself
just plain American citizen, who had
been appointed to the place because he
had the time to attend to the few duties.
"Concernin consul, said Bronston
refectively. II don't know. / never
heard of sich. Doubtless, mebbe, it's a
responsible an honorable job.
He was answered that it was.
"Well, he suggested, "mebbe he'll
do. Come out here in the yard, gentle
men, an the exercises will begin.''
They had no idea what was coming,
but Bronston explained briefly, and the
young man seemed perfectly willing to
take his part in phe melee, though the
others, terrified, tried their best to
argue Bronston out of it. The desert
claim settler made rush at his victim
and found he WASH there. He had care
fully stepped aside, and as the mountain
| fighter thundered past him the consul
hit him on the ear. Then the Portuguese
representative followed up his advan-
tage, and leaping upon the prostrate
| Bronston battered his lead against the
ground until he had wona. a hole in the
hard soil. He picked Bronston up and
threw him out into the road, and then
went out and threw him back again.
The Portuguese consul, it may be re-
marked, had spent the better part of his
life learning how to box and wrestle,
and this was his first opportunity to let
himself out.
In an hour Bronston came back to life.
He wearily looked about him and said,
Gentlemen, did dozen or two su-
| preme court judges sneak up while I
want lookin an tackle me?" He was
told that no such thing had happened.
"P'r'aps it was state legislator
No, it was just young man who was
Portuguese consul.
He drew a sad sigh. 81 wouldn't "a
believed it," he said. II had more con-
fidence in the institutions of this land
of freedom of ourn. To think that man
who has licked governors an state tor
neys an sheriffs an congressman should
be whooped till he's half dead by a fur
riner that can't talk the langwidge Of
his own furrin country Gentlemen,
they amt no use bein patriotic no
more. The republican form of gov 'ment
is crumblin an she IS goin to fall. Dog it
all, beat the daylights out of reg lar
United States senator wunst, an here l
am on the broad of my back with two
ribs broke by emissary of despotism
The games over, an the U. S. of Amer
| icky amt got a chip to cash in. y
The speaker of the house Of representa-
tives went up that way to hunt after
ward, but when somebody suggested to
the desert claimant that here was an ex-
cellent chance to give greatness fitting
pugilistio reception he said it was no
use. He would very likely whip the
statesman, but what would be the good?
Since the young men Of the country had
got to prostituting their great talents to
the service of foreign dynasties he felt
that the country lad gone to the dogs
and that there would be no substantial
joy even in blacking the eye of the presi-
dent himself. Chicago Record.