The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-07-06
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.


Every man knows best when he
plays the knave; his neighbors know
best when he plays the fool.
= From the American aloe tree is
made thread, ropes, cables, paper,
clothing, sugar, and brandy.
= Think all you can Of the good
qualities of others; forget and keep
silent concerning their bad qualities.
In certain parts of Russia people
who are hungry are forbidden by law
from being so indiscrete as to say so.
- The number of churches in Chi
cago has grown from 157 in 1870 to 633
The opportunity is created fol-
the man, not the man for the oppor-
tunity.
In the library of the British mu-
scum there are 80 miles of shelving,
and /, 1900 volumes.
= There is many a man whose
tongue might govern multitudes if be
could govern his tongue.
Win your battles against disease by act
ing promptly. One Minute Cough Cure
produces imm ediate results. When taken
early it rrevents consum ption. And IN
later stages it furnishes prompt relief
Evans Pharmacy.
Negotiations for the settlement
of all controversies between Canada
and the United States have been be-
gun.
Men will never know US by our
faith, for that is within US; they know
US by our works, which are visible to
them.
= Happy is the man who, when
asked how he slept last night, can
truthfully say: II haven't the least
idea
'.You. sir. said the poet, Hare
bad judge of poetry. = ~, sir, re-
torted the editor, "am Judge Of bad
poetry
English locomotives have neither
bells, headlights nor cowcatchers
Warning is given by the shrillest o1
whistles.
Sick headache, biliousness, constipa
tiOn and all liver and stomach troubles
can be quickly cured by using those "a
nous little pills known as DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Rsers They are pleasant tt
take and never gripe. Evans Pharmacy
There are about 130,0U0 minis
ters of the Gospel in the United States
l8O, 900 churches, and 25, ,OOO,O 900 com
municants.
: The Finland women have the
tight of suffrage, but they also work
as carpenters, paper hangers, brick
layers, and slaughterers.
= In 20 days woman in What
com, Wash, peeled 15,491 potatoes
and thus earned $40. She is employed
by an evaporating company.
A Minneapolis man asked the
courts of that city to grant him an In
junction restraining an Objectionable
man from courting his sister.
= Until the discovery of the gold
mines in California, Russia was the
greatest gold-producing country: min
ing about s13, ,OO0,000 year.
The editor of the Evans City, Pa, Globe
writes: Zone Minute Cough Cure is right.
ly named. Itcured my children after all
other remedies failed" 1t cures coughs
colds and all throat and lung troubles
Evans Pharmacy.
Our battleships have speed OF
from Is to II knots an hour. Cruisers
make 10 to "a knots, while the moni-
tors can travel only 5 to Z knots.
= The war bugle that sounded the
charge that sent the Light Brigade to
destruction at Balaklave, was lately
sold at auction in London for So, ,935.
= "What do you find the most
common deIusion among your patients
doctor?" "That we physicians care
nothing about having our bills paid.
= We are told that even the small
est hair throws a shadow. And so it
does. 1t throws a shadow over your
appetite when you find it in your
plate.
Bob Moore, of Lafayette, Ind, says
that for constipation be has found De
Wits Little Early Risers to he perfect.
They never gripe Trv them for stomach
aud liver troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
= Doctor-Do you think you could
take tablespoonful of whiskey every
hour I? patient-I'd prefer drink
three times day, if it's all the same
to you.
It's said that some of the health
lest children in the world are found in
the Scottish highlands, where shoes
are seldom worn at an earlier age than
12 or l3.
In times of scarcity the South
African natives sometimes rob ant S
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