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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-22
HONDURAS LIQUOR.
1T Is Made From Sugar Cane and Is
Said 10 IntOxicate ut Sight.

Said 10 IntOEtcafe at Sight.
From the New Orleans Times Democrat.
IF a young man has $4,000 or $40 go
to invest and goes to Honduras to invest
It, he win probably come back without
cent; II young man without a cent,
with plenty of energy and willing to work.
wants to try Honduras he will probably
come back with 10000 or $40, COO" That Is
the way Frank G. Potter Of Santa Cruz,
Honduras, puts 1t. MIR. Potter is young
man. He has hardly passed his majority.
but he knows a good deal about the Cen
trail American republics. He has been
down there ana tried 1t himself. He did
not take a fortune with him. but he had
energy and pluck, and after this first stay
he returns with enough of this worlds
goods to stay at one place over night, any
way. Mr.. Potter is now on his way to
Indianapolis. Ind. which place was his for
mer home. He win meet some other young
men, a part of whom will come from Dem
yer, Col, and they will all go back to
Honduras together.
Mr. Potter came to New Orleans yester-
day from Port Cortez on one of the Ma
checa boats. He is q guest of the Grune-
wald Hotel and will remain in the city
until this evening.
There are some specimen products of
that country" said the speaker, indicat-
ing a collection on the window sin. There
Is some Of the Honduras coffee, which
think is just a little better than any cof-
fee that grows"
Then there were some pinea pples and
above all the native drink of that country
il Is made from sugar cane and has a
sweet susgary smell. but unfortunately
has no English name so far as known
The Spanish name is not necessary for
publication and is only used as a sign OF
good faith. Mr.. Potter pronounces Il, but
he never attempts to spell it. This drink,
50 he says. Is the finest as we'll as the
most powerful drink made. -Four little
drinks insure the candidate to four rides
in the best patrol wagon in existence.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-22
His Bones Grew AbnormaIIy.
From the Baltimore Sun.

Toledo o., Oct. 1S.-Harry A. Heupel,
esea . years, died here to-day of most
l''iidIkaole disease. His bones practically
up ms flesh. For some time he has
been suffering with ubercular neritonitis
AFTER becoming bedridden his bones began
W. stoW abnormally. The fingers grew to
IT, aoout seven inches in length, while
si toes grew 10 such an extent that the
b a'i on the top of the feet drew them
yo.. Al the time Of death there was
r,, ntue flesh on HeupeFs body. The
KEY s'cians who held the post-morteus said
h. me growth of the bones had taxed
rpsr ,It parts Of the body so that the
''-u looked like a skeleton.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-22
HUSBAND AND Ex-HUsBAND FIGHT.
Two Negroes in an Alteration in
North Augusta.

Augusta, Ga. Oct 21.-A shooting af-
fray occurred across the river this after
noon in North Augusta between Alex
Davis and George Terry
1t seems that Mary Davis, who is now
the wife of Alex Davis, was formerly the
wife of George Terry. They were divorc-
cd or separated and she subsequently mar
ried Davis.
Ihls afternoon Davis found Terry at his
mousse talking with his wife, and a bitter
dIlercation followed between the husband
ana eX-husband. Mary says Terry was
advancing on Davis with an ak, when the
Ialter shot him. The wound is not fatal.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-22

The Tuskegee Institute Of Alabama
has just received its first student from
Porto Rico-a fine-looking and promising
young colored man. Other students from
Porto Rico and from Cuba will enter Tus-
kegee as soon as the government quaran-
tine regulations will permit.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-22
Denth OF william n. Lido.

Augusta Ga, Oct 21.-William N. Little,
one OF the most esteemed and successful
"IIners of Richmond county, died to-day
al ms home, near Aliens Station, on the
ehtral Railroad. He was a Northern
man but came South a number of years
10 lie has son. William Little, in
NE United States navy, on board the
Iowa.
ar Little was "A years old and a wife
1ud several children survive him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-22
MERCHANTS AND MINERS
TRANSPORTATION co.

Tickets on safe at company's office TO
the following points at very low rates:
ATLANTIC CITY. ". J.
BALTIMORE. MD.
BUFFALO, ". Y.
BOSTON, MASS.
CHICAGO, ILL.
CLEVELAND, O.
ERIE, PA.
HAGERSTOWN ND :
HARRISBURG, PA.
HALIFAX, ". 8.
NIAGARA FALLS, NJ. r.
NEW YORK, ". Y.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PITTSBURG, PA.
PROVIDENCE, r. I.
ROCHESTER,, N. Y.
TRENTON, ". ].
WILMINGTON, DEF.
WASHINGTON, d. C.
First-class tickets include meals ana
state room berth, Savannah to Baltimore.
Accommodation and Cuisine Unequaled.
Freight capacity unlimited; careful
handling and quick dispatch.
The steamships of this company are APP
pointed to sail from Savannah to Balti-
more as follows STANDARD time):
ALLEGHANY. Capt. Nickerson, WED
NESDAY. Oct. 26, at 400 .. m.
ITAscA. Capt. James. SATURDAY. Oct.
20. at 600 D. m.
berkshire. Capt. Dizer, MONDAY,
Oct. 81, at 800 a. m.
'WM. LAWRENCE, Capt. wills, WED
NEsDAY, Nov. 2, at 900 p. m.
Steamship VIM. Lawrence does not car
ry passengers
And from Baltimore every TUESDAY
and Friday.
J. J. CARoLAN, Agent.
Savannah. Ga
w. r. TURNER, q. p. A.
A. D. STEBBINS, A. T. NJ
J. C. WHITNEY, Traffic Manager.
General Offices. Baltimore, Md.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-22
Charged Mith Watch Stealing.

Joe Wylly was arrested at the ocean
Steamship Companys wharves by Police
man MaMet yesterday, charged with steal
ing a watch from a sailor 1t is stated
the proof against the negro is that he was
seen in that vicinity, and for this reason
the detectives do not think he will be
held unless other testimony develops. Inc
watch was not recovered.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-22
Passenger Fares From Savannah


meals and berth aboard ship
Passenger Fares From Savannah
ITO TO NEW YoRK-Cablr, $50: Excursion.
~: Intermediate. SIS: Excursion. s2i:
steerage, $40.
TO BosroN-cabin, So; Excursion. s3s;
intermediate. S17; Excursion. SIS; Steer.
The express steamships of this line ara
appointed to SAN from Savannah, Central
VV'h) meridian time. as follows
SAVANNAH TO NEW York.
CITY OF AUGUSTA, Capt Daggett.
SATURDAY. Oct. % 1920 p. m.
KANSAS CITY. Capt Fisher. MONDAY.
Oct. "a. 2:30 .. M
CITY OF BIRMINGHAM. Cant Rpr9
TUESDAY. Oct. %, $3.50 p. m.
NAcoocHEE. Capt. Smith. THURSDAY.
Oct u, p. m.
TALLAHASSEE, Capt. Asklns. sArr1R.
DAY, Oct. %. 5 p. m.
CITY OF AUGUSTA, Capt pareet,
MONDAY, Oct. 81. p. m
KANSAS CITY. Capt Fisher. TIJEsnAv
Nov. l, at $50 .. M
CITY OF BIRMINGHAM. Capt Burg
THURSDAY, Nov 8. at $50 a. m.
NACOOCHEE, Capt Smith, SATURDAY
Nov. 5, at 900 p. m.
TALLAHASSEE, Capt Askins. MON
DAY, Nov T. at HOO p. m.
CITY OF AUGUSTA, Capt. Daeret.
TUESDAY, Nov. s. at 11:O0O p. m.
SAVANNAH TO BOSTON.
VIA DIRECT SHIP.
CHATTAHoocHEB. Capt. Lewis, TUES
DAY. Oct rs. at 3 a. m.
CITY OF MACON. Capt. Savage. THURS.
DAY. Oct. q. p. m.
GATE CITY. Capt. Googins. rryEsDAv
Nov. l, at 600 a. m. -
CHATTAHooCHEB, Capt. Lewis FRI
DAY. Nov. 4. at 900 a. m.
CITY OF MACON, Capt. Savage. MON
DAY, Nov. Z, at HOO .. m.
Steamers leave New York for Savannah
p. m. daily. except Sundays and Mon
days, and leave Boston for Savannah
every Wednesday at Y noon. Saturdaya AZ
3 p. m.
w. G. Brewer, Ticket Agent 40 Run
Street Savannah. Ga.
II, W. Smith, Cont Frt. Agt., saw. On
X. @. Trezevant. Agt, Savannah. Ga
y. II. Hinton. Traffic Manager.
John M. Egan, Vice President.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-22

The Rhymester-Poets, sir are born.
The Editor-Not in the last fifty years.
indianapolis Journal
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-22
Ocean Steamship Co.
FOR
New York, Boston
AND
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Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
The Modern Home.

Mrs. NEEDLE: You were not at home
to-day, were you?
Mrs. Fedal: Oh, yes was.
Mrs. NEEDLE: That's strange, l called
at your house and your husband told
me that you had been out on your
wheel all day.
Mrs Fedal: That's right; you see,
am never so much at home as when on
my wheel.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
ATent-active Suggestion.

Mrs. Mallow: From the reports we
read in the papers about our army in
Cuba the heat down there must be in
tense.
Mrs. Shallow: Don't say don't see
why they don't try it outside of 'em,
then.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
Champion Shot of the World.

Miss Annie Oakly writes: Myself and
many of the Buffalo Bill Wild West Co.
have given Aliens Foot-Ease, the powder
to shake in your shoes, a most thorough
trial. and it does all if not more than you
claim" 1t instantly takes the sting out OF
Corns and Bunions. Aliens Foot. Ease is a
certain cure tor hot, aching, nervous or
sweating feet. Sold by all druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
Distressing Stomach Disease

Permanently cured by the mastery power
of South American Nervine Tonic. In
valids need suffer no longer because this
great remedy can cure them all. 1t is a
cure for the whole world of stomach
weakness and INDIGESTION. The cure be-
gins with the first dose. The relief it
brings is marvellous and surprising. 1t
makes no failure; never disappoints. No
matter how long you have suffered, your
cure is certain under the use of this
graat health-giving force. Pleasant and
always safe. Sold by B. F. Hughes,
Druggist, 6 s. Augusta st. Staunton, Va.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
Tn prison Boetbius composed his wock

In prison Boethius composed his work
on the consultations of philosophy and
Grotius wrote his commentary Oh st.
Matthew, with other works. The detail
of his allotment of time to different
studies during his confinement is very
instructive,
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21

The life of the flesh is the blood
thereof" Pure blood means healthy
functional activity, and this bears with
it the certainty of quick restoration from
sickness or accident. DR.. j. 81. Mclean 8
Strengthening Cordial and Blood Purifier
gives pure, rich blood and vitalizes and
strengthens the whole body. Price SOC
and 81 bottle.
For sale by Hogshead, Hanger & Co.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
Special Seashore Excursions to Atlanti
City, Cape May and Sea Isle City, N.
j., and Niagara Falls.

d., and Niagara FaIIS.
The Southern Railway, in connection with
the Pennsylvania and Baltimore & Ohio
Railroads. will sell tickets from Manassas
to Danvil1e, Va, inclusive, and Manassas
to Harrisonburg, Va, inclusive, to the
above summer resorts. through Washington
at greatly reduced rates; tickets on sale
Friday and Saturday, June "a and 20. and
each succeeding Friday and Saturday to
and including Sept. 10, 1898, to Atlantic
City, Cape May and Sea Isle City; to Mag
ara Falls over Pennsylvania Ry. Sept. 20;
over Baltimore Ohio RY. July II and %,
August IL and %, Sept anG %. For fur
ther information call on or write to nearest
Southern Railway Agent. til sep30
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
Atlantic City Excursions via G. 4

Atlantic City Excursions via C. & o. Ky.
The Ches. and Ohio Ry. will sell excur-
sion tickets to Atlantic City md return on
July 7th, 9th. Aug 4th and 18th, at 80. 50
round trip tickets good to return within
twelve (12) days from date of sale. Z. & o.
to Washington Penn. to Atlantic City. For
further information call on or address.
JAMES KER, Jr.,
z. & T. A.. e. & o. Ry.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
Ambiguity.

Wilks-Jones said his books have been
read for 20 years.
Bilks-Yes, I have noticed he always
had them bound in that color.-Prince-
ton Tiger.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21

NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING IN THE
~ UNITED STATES. A book of two hun
dred pages, containing @ catalogue of about
six thousand newspapers, being all that are
credited by the American Newspaper Direc-
tory December addition for 1870 with having
regular issues of 1000 copies or more. Also
separate State maps of each and every State
Of the American Union, naming those towns
only in which there are issued newspapers
having more than l, 900 circulation. This book
ISSUED Dec. 15 1880 will be sent, postage paid,
to any address, on receipt of 81. Address The
Geo. z. Rowen Advertising Co., 10 Spruce St.,
New York. dec .3-3t
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
Relief in SIX Hours.

Distressing Kidney and Bladder dis
ease relieved in six hours by New Great
South American Kidney Cure" 1t is a
great surprise on account of its exceed
ing promptness in relieving pain in blad-
der. kidney and back, in male or female.
Relieves retention of water almost i'm
mediately. If you want quick relief and
cure this is the remedy. Sold by B. F.
Huges, Druggist, 6 S. Augusta ST..
Staunton, Va.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21

Waller wrote his most pleasing poetry
of Saccharissa. After she rejected him
he, in letter to friend, said, 'She is
only redheaded drab anyhow"
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
H0LD-FAST Clothes aisss. Line

A new and useful device which every family
Will buy, Is sold only through local agents.
Simple and strong; can be put up anywhere;
securely holds rope or wire; instant adjust
ment and removal of line: no props needed.
Sells on sight Popular prices. Agents want
tive terms. Premiums and profit sharing
Any one may become agent Sample pair, by
mail, 25c. KELSO NOVELTY co.
528 Locust St., Philadelphia.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21

The sum raised by the government of
Mexico from the manufacture of -tequil-
la, one of the native intoxicants, is about
$500, 900 annually.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21

should be granted to every woman.
Thousands fail of this because they have
neglected to look after their health in
wornanly way The health of woman's
babies is dependent upon her own health
during the period of prospective maternity.
The prospective mother cannot be too par
ticular about her physical condition If
she suffers from local weakness, nervous
ness or loss of vigor and virility, her chill
dren will be weak, puny and s1ckly. DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the only
unfailing cure for all weakness and disease
of the delicate and important organs that
bear the brunt of maternity. 1t makes these
organs strong, healthy, vigorous, virile and
elastic. 1t makes the prospective mother
strong and cheerful. 1t robs maternity of
its perils. 1t insures baby constitution
ally strong. 1t is the invention of an emf
nent and skillful specialist, who has had
thirty years training in this particular
branch, during which time he and his staff
of physicians have prescribed for many
thousands of women. Medicines dealers
sell it and an honest dealer will not urge
upon you an inferior substitute merely for
the little added profit he may make thereon.
"I am the mother of nice baby four and
half months old, " writes Mrs. ]. B. Clough (Box
2o3) of Lisbon, Grafton Co., N H "I cannot
give too much praise to DR.. Pierces Favorite
Prescription
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation is the cause of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you
cure the disease. One Pellet" is a
gentle laxative, and two a mild cathar-
tic. Druggists sell them, and nothing is
"just as good"
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21
Russia's Magnificent Churches.

1.-The churches IN st. Petersburg are
SO magnificent that they, too, go to your
head" writes Lillian Bell in a letter from
Russia to the July Ladies' Home Jour-
nal. I'VE did nothing but 60 to mass on
Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, for
although we spent our Christmas in Ber-
lin, we arrived in st. Petersburg in time
for the Russian Christmas, which comes
twelve days later than ours. Saint
Isaac s, the Kazan, and Saints Peter and
Paul dazed me. The icons OF images
of the Virgin are set with diamonds and
emeralds worth Kings ransom. They
are only under glass, which is kept mur-
ky from the kisses which the people press
upon the hands and feet. The interiors
of the cathedrals, with their hundreds OF
silver couronnes, and battle flags and
troph iss of conquests, look like great
bazaars. Every column is covered clear
to the dome. The tombs of the Gar are
always surrounded by people, and candlet
burn the year round. Upon the tomb of
Alexander Ii, under glass, is the exqui-
site laurel wreath placed there by Presi
cent Faure. It is of gold, and was made
by the most famous carver of gold in
Europe
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21

Most of the photographs displayed IN
the windows of English photographers
are exhibited by request of the originals
and at their own expense. One London
photographer charges $3.50 for putting a
carte in window and SIS for a cabinet.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21

The Hot Springs of Arkansas-The Noun
tain-Locked Miracle of the Ozarks.
The hot waters, the mountain air,
equable climate and the pine forests
make Hot Springs the most wonderful
health and pleasure resort in the world,
summer or winter. 1t is owned, en-
dorsed and controlled by the q. s.
Government and has accommodations
for all classes. The Arlington and
Park hotels and to others and 200
boarding houses are open all summer.
Having an altitude of 1000 feet it is
cool, safe and nearly refuge during
the heated term in the south.
For information concerning Hot
Springs address G. F. Cooley. Manager
Business Mems League, Hot Springs,
Ark.
For reduced excursion tickets and
particulars of the trip see local agent
or address w. A. Turk ,Gen'l Pass. Agt.
Southern Ry., Washington, ID. G.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1898-07-21


The old man who looks out at the world
with clear and healthy eyes cannot help
feeling great qualification at the thought
that his children have inherited from him
no weakness nor tendency to disease. The
healthy old man is the man who has
throughout his life kept his digestion
good and his blood pure. Not one in a
thousand does do it. Germs 60 through
the healthy body without effect. Let
them once find lodgment or let them find
weak spot. they will develop by the
million and the blood will be full of them.
Instead of giving strength to the tissues,
it will force upon them innutritious mat
ter, and the man will lose flesh and the
more susceptible he is to disease. DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is the
only medicine that absolutely and infal-
libby cures all blood diseases, and almost
all diseases are blood diseases. 1t ism It
medicine for some one particular so-called
disease. It is M edicine for the whole
body. 1t forces out all the germs of dis
ease, and replaces impurities with rich,
red, blood.
Experiments which have recently been
made at the Aygienic Institute of the
University of Berlin would seem to over
throw tho theory that bacteria are indis-
pensable to the existence of ancient life,
which theory was put forth by Pasteur.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1898-12-29
THE NEW YEAR.

As on that holy winter night
Approached the warning hour
They gathered in the forest bower
All clad in spotless white
And snow-pearls glittering. a virgia
air.
With flowing golden hair,
Bathed in streaming flood of yellow
light,
From out the shadow broke
To hide beneath the mystic oak.
Lo, through the shelt'ring mistletoe
A sudden moonbeam strayed
That kissed the b1ushing forehead OF
the maid;
Whilst, quivering on yonder snow,
Soft shadows, stealing, come and go
Sweet chanted' from the vestals wait
maiden's prayer
Is fading slow in echoes faint as air.
And now
She grasps tn impatient bough.
New Year all hall"
Young voices ring.
Those liquid notes long-ling'ring sail
And float and cling
The waving trees among.
I VOW, so long 'twixt heaven and earth
they hung,
So slow they were to die,
Methought an angel chorus sung
Sweet carol out of yonder moonlit sky.
Charleston Shane in Catholic World.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1898-12-29
OLD SUPERSTITIONS.

Among many other old superstitions
associated with new years is belief
that if lamp or candle be taken out
of a house on that day some member
of the family will die within twelve
month, while to throw out dirty water,
ashes or anything whatever, no mat
ter how worthless, is regarded as GER
tain to bring i'll luck during the whole
of that year. If the first visitor to
dwelling on new years day is a fe-
male, and she is admitted, misfortune
and misery are said to be sure to fol-
low that household for the next twelve
months, while 1t is also thought 70
bode serious evil to lady II her first
new years caller be dark complex
toned, dark haired man instead Of one
whose hair and skin are fair.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1898-12-29
CHAPTER II.

Seventeen years had passed since
the birth of Katherine Brandon, and
no other child had been given to
Queens Chase The long wished-for
heir had never appeared, and the hopes
of both parents were conferred in the
beautiful young heiress- She was
just seventeen, and more perfectly
lovely ideal of an English girl could
not have been found To look at her
was pleasure. The tall, slender
figure, with it's perfect lines and
youthful health; the subtle grace of
movement; the free, easy carriage:
the quick, graceful step,-were all as
pleasant as they were rare. Like
her mother, she was a blonde beauty.
but she had more color. greater vigor.
Her hair was Of golden brown-pure
gold in the sunlight, brown in the
shade.
Her eyes were of lovely violet
hue; they looked like pansies STEPPED
in dew. Her face had a most exquisite
color-lilies and roses so perfectly
blended that it was impossible to tell
where one began and the other ended
The mouth was beautiful, the lips
We're sweet and arch, revealing little
white teeth that shone like pearls; 6
lovely dimpled chin. white rounded
throat, and beautiful hands completed
the list of charms. There was ar
air of vitality and health about hel
that was irresistible.
She was as English in character a.
IN face. She had none of the char
acteristics of the silent, courtly rae,
OF Brandons. She was essential,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1898-12-29
BEST OF THE CURRENT JOKES.

Can you play poker?" mo; ]
always lose. Ohio State Journal.
Il have splendid ear for music,
said the complacent young man
YES" answered Miss Cayenne, regret
fully, "but you don't sing with your
ear. ''-Washington Star.
Don't you know it's against the law
to pour that water into the MILK
said a passer-by. I'm only trying to
drown the microbes, sir" said the
milkman, with a smile.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Watts: 1T has been well said thai
every man is a king in this country
Potts: And yet any of us is much
taken with ten. indianapolis
Journal.
Don't you want to grow up to be 6
man." Whats the use? All the
other boys will be growed up, too, ant
it'll be just as hard to lick 'em as ii:
now. Golden Days.