The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1898-02-19

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| Ask Jour grocer to-day to show you .
| that takes the place of coffee. The children
may drink it without injury as well as the
adult. All who try it ike it. GRAIN-O
has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java
but it is made from pure grains, and the
most delicate stomachs receive It without
distress. IA the price of coffee. l5c and
20 cts. per package. Sold by all grocers.
N the Divorce Court.
Leyysr-Did you see the beginning of this
Witness-Yes, sir; saw the very COM
management. 1t was about two years ago.
What do you mean:"
why, when the minister said VIII you
take this man to be your lawful husband 2
and she said: i win. "-Up-to-D Date.
DR.. DeIl's Pine-Tar-Honey
will check the worst cough or cure cold
in one night. 1t cuts the mucus without e..
ertIon or straining, and stops the cough at
once by soothing the iniamed parts. 1t
invigorates the respiratory organs and lung
TISSUES with renewed vitality.
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The mother-in-law often proves too much
Tor the newly-wedded lawyer. Chicago
Daily News.
Il.
All sorts of aches and pains nothing
Better than st. Jacobs Oil. 1t cures.
It was wise man who said It was hare. to
'ose woman and do anything else.
Like Oil Upon Troubled Waters is HaIe's
Honey of Horehound and Tar upon cold.
Pike'a Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
It is one Of fate's DEGREES that lovers nust
fall IN love before they can fall out.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
How near must person live to ne 10 b
my neighbor? Every person is NEAR to you
whom you can bless. He is the nearest
whom you can bless most. William Ellery
Charming.
It is Of eloqueince as Of flame; Il re-
quires matter to feed it, motion to excite il,
and brightens rs it burns.- -Tacitus.
"What is an AVERAGE" asked the teacher.
The class seemed to be posed, but little
girl held out her hand eagerly: please,
it's what hen lays her eggs on" Bewilder.
ment followed, but the mite was justified
b or, the lesson-book, in which was written:
The hen lays 200 eggs q year on an aver.
age. london Figaro.
Frankly Answered. . "What do YOU
think, said the young political economist,
lis the most difficult problem that social
conditions in this country present! :" Soma
tor Sorghum put his hands behind bis back,
looked at the ceiling. and then replied:
Getting elected. ~ ashington Star.
There is one comfort to man who knows
that ne viii die before his wife; she vii! not
be there when his record is read This.
should be enough to compensate him for. the
tear that she may marry again. Atchison
Globe.
Magistrate-sThe gamekeeper declares
that he saw you take this pheasant What
have you to say to that" Prisoner-1
only took it for lark" Magistrate Six
months for making such an oruitholoeical
error. Tf-Bits.
Insurance Agent Before filing the
claim win you be kind enough to give me
certificate of your husbands death, mad
amY The New Widow with pleasure"
The real clever women put sausage IN
the stuhing they put inside turkey. When
= poor cook roasts turkey, Il tastes Ike b
chip that has had an onion rubbed ovw it,.
Atchison Globe
Every once in awhile sone nan ectD
INTO trouble by kissing woman against her
VIII. Why does be do It? There are plenty
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