New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-04-28

them different kinds O. works IN trouble. "-CWash'
ington Star

them different kinds O. works in trouble"-("ash-
ington Star
The Tolstoi Communal colonies are increasing IN
Russia.
THICKER THAN WATER"
We amt the delight O. the nytions, the dawlin' ana
pet o. the world .., Ill.,.
They wnks when they us a-comin. their lips
is sawcesticly cured. 49,. .r
They as the opnyun-its one as they ooh "Ne ''
As we fights in the 'olest causes. but mikes ar bit
And trusts US. belevin' they knows jest what sort
As far as they're ible ter chuck us-thenks be as
It's wInkin an GRIMM. an tab'rn. an don't go
But whchever's the popular nytion It isn't Critic
Britain-thats fiat.
Dunno ow 1t IS but It is So and us and the "or'o
PPI We sns sss up TOO %uch the atlas 'u'
And sometimes we as bin in errer-it's no good
And sometimes when we've bin in errer. its some
body else as gort whackt.
Arrever II Is, ere we're standin'-erect out we TO
And knows IL we warnts a thing done. then we've
And f h ' %hspr rhft a through the nyons
whenever ar conduc' offends: CHI. o,r.,
gort no friends"
No friends? It my be- but we might ave Theirs
Theirs a tie as no folly can loosen, the tie be-
o one race. . .
The orders as Nychur as written cawnt never be
And the pawst. With It's blunders an bloodshed.
saws ard at that tie; but n Vine ne.r ~. sarna
The voice Of ar race stawts speakin. the int as
Friend Jonathan-s 'posin' you warnts us-remem-
Der ere ere" -0.ondon Chronicle.
ILLUSTRATED with chemicals. showing the effects
OF sin on the human heart"
He (despcraiely)-Tell me the truth. Is It not
my poverty that stands between u.s.
lie with ray Of hope,-I admit that am poor.
and so. unfortunately is my father; but | have an
aged uncle who IS very rich and bachelor he
is invalid and cannot long survive
How kind and thoughtful you are, VIII you In
troduce me to hIm7'-(New-York Weekly.
Boston has established a municipal laboratory.
newspaper down in Maine: in telling Of H. the
train adds that ~ viii he remembered that he
met with similar accident year ago. II IL 10
contracted will not become chronic.-Phadeph
inquirer.
Consider the chickens men.
And wisely give up the cup;
For when they take to drink. why then.
Their bills go up.
Chivalry. and Commercial llsm.-The Colonel-Yes,
sab. that feud. stahted. sub ovah gallon OF cidah
sweet cidah ut that-has cost the lives of twenty
OF kaintuckys bravest soma, sab.
The Yankee-Iiuh. that is nothing. We had
lawsuit over a. calf in our neighborhood that cost
over 0.-Undanapos Journal
This Is the translation OF an editorial IN the New
York Armenian weekly. "Dlckrs' CTgris). OF
April %:
War. War War This Is the universal cry.
The sun Of victory and glory VIII soon arise upon
America. Old Uncle Sam. Ike young man OF
twenty. has set work with courage and energy.
cuba At sight OF this thc merciess Spaniard Will
fold his hangmans Tag and. tucking II In his
bosom. vii! return 20 Europe Where the weak
and oppressed ls there is right; and where right
a.. there Il victory. After the massacres In Ar
menia we we're compelled 20 come 10 the sad con;
from earth. and force had been put in rs place.
The mcrccrary Powers OF Europe permitted bar
barsm 20 crush the hapless Armenians. while
they themselv"s washed their hands like Plate
and some also wanted 20 cruelty Yes, Justice
and Right are cruciGed. but they die only TO rise
again. And IN this resurrection Uncle Sam IS the
angel who rolls away the stone from the tomb
All honor and glory 10 a nation that Will shed her
blood IN tho name OF oppressed Justice