New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-06-28
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


Tho British Admiralty has given orders TOT mo
sale ~ Her Mnjcsty's ship Nelson. which mas oeen
l,t,e in tho barber Of Melbourne FOR many years
past She has been aA3at since lSli ana was al
that time the largest Eng sh 'inH-of oattlo SNIP
Her 0gurchcad Is an admirable DUST OF LOT" W
SON. with underneath an artistic scroll disp'aS'"s
tho Trofalear signal England expects that every
man this day Will DO HIS duty" In tho sixties the
Admiralty her TO tho colony OF Victoria Tor de-
fence purposes
TIE DUDES BEFORE SANTIAGO
They scoffed when we lined Up with Teddy
They said were dudes and an ina,
They imagined that 'Choly ana F"ednie
Would faint at the drop Of hat
But let them look there In the ditches
Blood-staincd by the swells IN me van
And still be- a man
They, said ,ha, va witt .d under ann H5e
But fellow may h .a,s, , rieh sire
L9k hcre wer G met 6G Tee our ,hG
The swells who lie I'm their LAST slumoer
Prove what "" are worth
They laughed when said We were going,
They scofTcd when We answered the cam
We might DO NJ tennis or rowing. 49,
All. let tn m look there in the bitches
Blood-stalnel by the dudes in the van.
And learn hat chap may have riches
ANU sun cleveland Leader
Anglican blshopric Of Khartoum. memora! OF
the late General Gordon The Archbishop 81 Can
te-hury has sgnined his approval OF the proposal.
and Bishop wilkinson is theoretically Interesting
himself IN regard 10 tho endowment fund. for
which It Is proposed to raise tho sum Of 10000
The new bishOpric would have Intimate relations
with the mission to tho ancient Copuc Church. in
which the lato Or. Benson and General Gordon
himself displayed keen interest. The policy OF the
mission. formed by the ate Archbishop OF Can
tcrbury. has been to advance the education Of the
Coptc priesthood. while interfering as little as
possible with tho ancient Church
Sweet child NO" said rtte Tommie in reply
s. 2n 'hr '''"''''' W. '''''' never - ''' o."
AM said the good man, who had decided. after
hear that I thought Won didn't look like a boy
who would fish on Sunday"
"Nopc." the little man went on Il wouldn't want
10 SET out anywhere danslln pole IN the rain.
and when h IT don't rain sundays always ride my
Tho humorous man OF The Denver POST Is out
with the following Presidential ticket:
For President
Teddy Roosevelt O: the Texas Terrors.
For Vice President:
Colonel Torrcy or the Wyoming Wildcats.
Platform:
Tighten yer cnchcs. hit en- with the spurs an
ri, there,
Al the Art Museum. Aunt, Jane That. Is the
Uncle Jabez-Tes terrible realistic Yer can al
most hear her sayin she hain't got a thing 1T ter
wear an him helm tempted ter swear -Judge.
There Is to be a balloon scene In n coming spec
tacle I'm London playhouse. real balloon IS
poised in midalr: tho ropes about to be re-
leased when tho villain 81 the play. hotly pursued
by he detectives rushes hreathless into tho crowd
Escape f. barred IN every direction but one The
balloon is released. and the fugitive his chance
lie leaps into the car and mp goes the balloon ami
No. And nv a.1Tr ft1
mechanical contrvance the balloon Is seen soaring
higher and higher into the air. bearing the culprit
from the clutches of the law.
"Our friend Miller would have run through his
property in year II IT hadn't been for his wife"
why. what I'D she do"
"Shc ran through II herself (F'egende Batter
strike Of cabinet makers has recently been go
Ing on In Munich FOR n ninchour day. instead 81 a
tcn-hour day. The bosses refused to consider such
a concession and Threatened lockout. The cnbi-
nct-makcrs thereupon reduced their demands 10
nnc and one-hllf hours. The bosses id not in
slst the ten hour day. hut offered to compro
misc on nine and three-quartcrs. The workmcn
however. stuhborrly refused to Weld further as
did the bosses. and the question OF a quarter OF
an hour divides the trade.
Composer Did you hear the torment and despair
In my tone-pocm. "Tantaus." that just played
YOU
Llstcner-No. but noticed them on the faces OF
the audience-(flle9enGe Bitter
The Japanese Postofrcc Department takes OK
traordInary trouble TO deliver mail matter For in
stance. Hong Kong newspaper was sent to Yoko-
hama on April II. and returned to Hong Kong
Mdy II marked Not found" hut when returned
TO the sender 1t had seven tags attached to It, each
tag containing redirecton
Clearly Failure .-"That man Remington Is not
making a good war correspondent. Is he?'
Il thought his reports were very good. Why do
you think he IL faure?"
In describing the actions OF the men on the
waTships he never that phrase From the
captain down to the youngest powder monkey -
cleveland Leader