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The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
Suggesting a Remedy,

to do for my husband: he suffers almost
continually from headaches.
Mrs; Naggs-Why don't you try to per-
suade him to resign?
Resign from WHAT"
"Why, from the club, of course."-Chi
cago Evening News.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
Wanted-AEents to Sell Murat Hal
ktenl's Grenf Cuba Book;

All about Cuba, Spain and War; great ex.
element; everyone buys it; one agent sold
Eighty-seven in one day; another made
$1,000 in one hour. 600 pages; magnificent
illustrations; photographs, ETC.; low price;
we guarantee the most liberal terms; freight
paid: 20 days credit; outfit free: send 6two-
cent stamps to pay postage. THE BIBLE
HOUSE, ?24 Dearborn ST., Chicago, III.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

In the advertisement of the John A. Salzer
Seed Company, La Crosse, Wis, a few weeks
since, the price of potatoes was inadvertent-
ly placed at $l.05 per barrel; this should be
$3.50 per barrel. We advise sending 5 cents
postage for Salzer's catalogue.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

that fearful cough-a danger signal. 1t is
sapping the vitality from your lungs. To-
day a bottle of DIR. Bells Pine Tar-Honey
will cure it, tomorrow it may be too late.
This remedy will speedily cure a deep-seated
cold or a serious cough, and give strength to
the lungs. All good druggists sell it.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
Satisfaction Guaranteed,

Stage Manager-Mr. Heavy, you will take
the part of Alonzo.
Mr.. Heavy-I have never seen this play.
Do you think l can please the audience in
that part?
Immensely. You die in the first act"
N. Y. Weekly.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

Uncle-It's been n very hard year, and
I've had to contract a lot of debts!
Nephew-Why. that's too bad, uncle. for
! had a lot of ready-made debts that / could
have turned over to you, - Humoristiche
Blaetter.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

would be greatly reduced if every home were
supplied with a bottled OF DR.. Bells Pine-Tar-
The great lung strengthened ard
of coughs. colds, Group, and
affections. All druggists sell it.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

Rather Discouraging.-Mr. Slim (huntine
the house in" Servant-"No; she's gonefor
a policeman" "What are the terms for
board here?" Cash" Il mean how much
a week." Ten an fifteen a week, 'cordin' to
81 presume she makes a reduction
for people who stay a month or two?" 81
don't know. No one ever stays that long"
N. Y. Weekly.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
Coughing Lead. to Consumption.

kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at
once. Go to your druggist today and get a
sample bottle free. Large bottles % cents
and 90 cents. Go at once; delays are dan,
gerOus.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
Money

Ethel-They say it costs Perry Van
Noodle 500 0 a year to live.
Penelope-Dear me!-then what does he
do it for?-Puck.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

Moves the bowels each day. In order to be
healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache.
Price 25 and SOC.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

Cold? Stiff as a poker. Use St. Jacobs
Oil. Timber as a whiplash. Cured.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
Almonds and SmiIax.

A good deal is said and written about
society, but all there is to it is sailed al
monds and Standardization Globe.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

A mar who does not know how to learn
from his mistakes turns the best school
master out of his life.-Henry Ward Beecher.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

Rupture. Surecure. Book free. Write for it
toS.J. Sherman, Specialist, Mt. Vernon,N.Y Y.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

Activity is only beautiful when i: is
holy; that is to say, when it is spent in the
service of that which passeth not away
Amiel's journal.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

We can see no sense in having Shot
strings long enough to reach clear arounc
ones legs.-Washington Democrat.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

TO Cure O Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails tocure. 25c.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

People who think they are misunder-
stood are really understood too well.-Chi-
cage Record.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

If canes were to go out of fashion, soma
young men would nave no visible means d
support.-Chicago News.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

The spectators who bull the market
often have to bear the losses.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

There is no rhyme for silver, but it jingles
with gold very nicely.-Chicago Daily News.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

1t is his own most vigorous and noble ac-
ton that man feels within himself, as IL
were, the very pulse of the divine energy
George S. Merriam.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

With cold Neuralgia increases. With ST.
Jacobs Oil it decreases and is cured. :,
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
Lanes Family Medicine.

We wonder why preachers always pray
longest when we are standing.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

The man who regulates his wife generally
has one daughter who can regulate him.
Chicago Record.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

The Grip may intensity aches, brit
st. Jacobs Oil will alleviate.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

If he was a cripple from rheumatism, he
Isn't now. St. Jacobs Oil cured him.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

There is a politeness of the heart, and 10
is allied to love. 1t produces the most agree
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

The mind requires not, like an earthen
vessel, to be kept full; convenient food and
Giimcnt only will flame it with a desire of
knowledge, and an ardent love OF truth
Plutarch.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

Ii tine mercury goes higher than usual
next summer blame it on the Dinsley bill.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

After six years. suffering, / was cured BY
Ave, Allegheny, Pa, March l9, '94.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar re-
lieves %whooping cough.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
THROUGH TOURIST sLEEPERs
To Portland, Ore, for Puget Sound business
via Burlington Route.

WEDNEsDAYs from st. Louis, THURSDAYS
from Kansas City via Denver, scenic Col
orado, Salt Lake-a great feature-PERsoN-
ALLY CONDUCTED. The success OF the season
for general northwest travel. Write L. W.
WAKELEY, G.. I. a. st. Louis, Mo.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
ADDITION.

Bnrn SheUS TINT NhOTu ShcIItT 10
Poultry and stock.
The cut shows an addition to the side
of a barn covering a side door and af-
fording a house for poultry and an open
shed for the poultry to scratch in during
the winter. 1t affords 4 chance also
for cows to find protection during
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

Even a baby was cured of a burn
By St. Jacobs Oil. Read directions.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
That Dreadful Cold

If the cat scratches you it is always the
sign of the Maltese cross.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
The Mortality Rccnrd

If a man has no dust, his name is usually
mud.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12
AN OvERWORKED BRAIN.
From the Record. rierceton. Ind.

Determined to rise in his chosen profess
sion as All educator, Ernest kemper, OF
Pierceton, Ind, overtaxed himself mentally
and physically. He was ambitious, his mind
was always on his work. From early morn
until late at night he continually pored
over his books.
Burned the candle at both ends"
Few persons, even with the strongest con-
situations, can keep up under such a strain.
In addition to his studies, Mr.. kemper
was teaching a school some three miles from
his home. Finally, his excessive study and
the exposure of going to and from school in
all kinds of weather undermined his health.
He was taken to his bed with pneumonia
and his ~overworked brain almost collapsed.
For several weeks he was seriously i'll.
Catarrh had taken root in his system and
his mind was in d delicate condition. He
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1898-03-12

Don't bend. Wait a little. St.
Jacobs Oil will cure your lame back.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05
DR. PALMER At EIGHTY.

A Grand celebration was tender
ed Rev. B. 81. Palmer the grea'
divine Of New Or
leans last week. This was accord
ed him by all classes Of persons
irrespective Of creed or denomlna-
ton, on his attaining the ripe age
of eighty years.
1t was q, glorious jubilee, and
the aged minister, still in fresh
vigor and soundness of mind, SOFT
ened under the attention and dis
play of loyalty Of love by old army
veterans, and workers for the Lord
Of the various denominations, and
ladies and gentlemen who belong
ed to no church at all, but had been
made to think deeper and aspire
higher from having heard him III
the pulpit Of his Lord, and seer
and heard him amid scenes O
suffering and distress.
It was an event eminently prop
er and The Progress hopes LII
q Palmer will live to see and EMO,
MANY more days of usefulness.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05
TANGAPAHOA AGAIN.

The PROGRESS was il hopes tAat
the Law and Order League OF
Tangipahoa parish would nave
the influence and power to put
down lawlessness in that PARISH
h,,t # seems not. On last FRIDAY
NIGHT a Mr.. John S. HUTCHINSON
a quiet and peacable farmer "'5
fo,,l1v shot down and murdered on
his own gallery. He had 1us'
taken a drink Of water, placed inc
dinner in the bucket and turned 10
re-anter the house when the cow
ardlv shot was made. 1t was
about 9 O'Clock at night, and the
assassin was concealed behind @
c,nmp of bushes in Mr.. Hutchln-
sons own yard.
The deceased had been IN nc
wise mixed up with or connecIec
, with the various feuds which are
| said to have been the basis OF al
the killings there; and this mur
der puts another and more horr1oi
= phase upon the situation.
= Now something must be done o
It our entire State, through this mos
awful dark and bloody grouhe
:. is under the ban Of disgrace.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

-, a. render decision after decision
f.vorable to trusts and monopol-
lists and organized wealth ana
anulent companies; always IN
favor of tn csc when the contest IS
-, between them and the people
- between them and poor lnd-
viauals; and these same accuseiS
not even a remarkable colncl-
so,oe IN the universally OF the
courts position. Yes indeed!
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

About the time the gold-bugs OF
America had completed their ar
rangements for silver's burial
having written the memorial ana
o;ven the same to the pubic
through their various journals ana
nv word of mouth for their differ
emit orocles, Senator Tellers reso-
luton to pay bonds and interest,"
thereon in silver was introduced
This showed the corpse to be pos
sessed of so much lilo that 1T start
led the great patriots(?), and they
never recovered their composur'
until after the resolution had pass
ed the Senate by handsome ma
iority.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

On the final vote Of Senator Tel
,ers resolution to pay the prlncl-
na, and interest of government
bonds in silver, Senator McEnery
voted aye, Senator Caffery nay
A fter a while one Of the State S
most puzzling questions will De-
what would be Senator Canery'
feelings if he voted with the peo-
ME and their interests just one
time in his senatorial career? Inc
resolution passed by vote OF
| to 81.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

The Progress agrees with the
Ration Rouge Advocate in bellev-
;ro that Senator German is a big
man. but it disagrees in comparing
him with Senator Hill. We used
RI think the latter a big man too,
Int his conduct in the last N alton
al campaign whe his party need
cd his services so much, taught
the Progress that Hill was not a
rre.t man. German like Hill be-
Iieves in the single gold standard
Int German unlike Hill, through
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

Abrabam Lincoln is given cred-
f. for having originated the ex-
,ression: "You can fool all the
people some time. You can ,t 1901
some people all the time; butyou
con,t fool all the people all the
t;re,, Doubtless the last clause
is true as well as the others, but IL
does seem that some OF the pom
ticians do succeed 10 1ooiihs
enough of the people all the tune
to remain in Office and coh'ro
! nublic affairs.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05
And now the papers are running

And now the papers are running
CAPTAIN Dreyfus. They have oeeh
doino this for some time, but as
vet seem as undecided as !ne
Court Martial as to whether ne IS d
martyr or hypocrite. IN the mean
time however the Captain remains
.n ex;1e on his lonely island. 1t Is
said els prosecution has cost the
0rench government Of fortune
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05
SC4TRING ABANDONMENT.

IT if said that Hon. Allen My
ers Of Ohio sent the follow
ing scathing rebuke ana
raignment dispatch to President
Mckinley:
"Your telegram to Hanna and
his kilograms to you are twin in
suits to every honest man IN the
United States and an outrage or
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

An enthusiastic admirer writes
.h.+if Richard Croker be living
and will accept it, he will succeed
Thos. G.. Plat in the United States
Senate.
Heaven forbid it!
And yet why shoula we write thus'
. The same authorities which nave
condemned Richard Croker ana
made him a moral convict-the
newspapers and political oppon.
ents-haye likewise charged ano
convicted every man In puoiA'
life today, of great or small oe
gree. BY this same evidence III
man is honest; all are guilty.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

Wonder if the vote of Hon. =. D.
Roatner portends anything for the
n.~t state campaign? 1t may
s;onify much more than a temper
al compliment.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

MD YOU ever think of this! "A
sm,n may be as ugly as the pro-
va,1sial mud fence, and know IL lul.
wen. yet who has ever nealo ~
hi. refusing to sit or stand Tor the
taking of his photograph!
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05
RepublicanS,

The Republicans, gold-oug7
and monopolists think that " H.
liam ]. Bryan will be weak can
didate in 1900, and believe the
Democrats will make q mistake II
thew nominate him. Yea verify
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

If one declares his lack OF con-
f,dence in the integrity OF our
courts, as rule, he is termed oy
scme an anarchist, Yet the ou-
nreme court OF tiio Gaisatt osales
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

his skill. genius, his energy ana
leadership to the assistance OF MS
nortv while Hill sulked like an
overgrown, spoiled child.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

While silence is goloeh' wv
other aphorism, "al is not gola
that glitters," does not lose i'S
force.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

Some newspapers seem oh"oio
44o discern the difference between
being candid and being sensa1lon-
al
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

Judge Boone's election IN ble'
vile narish was another DC
at bossism and ring rule.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

The man who is most accepoaole
to his opponents is as RUE 1e''D
accountable to his friends.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

=. D. HICKS +
Published by 8. It. ABBOTT
entered in the PosJo1iice al shreveport as
Second class Mail Matter
On. Milan Street, between Mar
ket and Spring Stree's'
SUBSCRIPTION PRICES. A.
var -. One Dollar
one ca = Sixty Cents
SIX 5,i Mo Months Thirty five Cents
oe-i.l Journal Caddo Parish Farmers
Alliance.
SHREVEPORT. La, FEBRUARY D, leso'
Consul General Lee is no" inc
greatest American living.
There is art even in the manner
streaming silent, so as to appear
wise.
------- =.
By speech one often shows ii!9
learning, and very frequently Ills
ignorance.
Of course Hanna will not oe
prosecuted. Should it be oegoh'
where would it end?
The man who is most accep1aoie
to his opponents is, as RUE leaS'
accountable to his friends.
Judge Boone's election in ben
vile parish was another DO"
at bossism and ring rule.
Some newspapers seem uhs'oi'
-, d;scern the difference between
-ha;no candid and being sensatlon
:,o s;lence is golden, tn
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

Consul General Lee is no
rr,atest American living.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

OF course Hanna will not DC
,r,secnted. Should it be begun
where would it end!
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

BY speech one often shows ms
learning. and very frequently MS
ignorance.
The Progress. (Shreveport, La.) 1892-1900, 1898-02-05

There is art even in the manner
of keeping silent, so as to appear
wise.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1898-07-29
WILL SEE SPANS TRICK

s"d 30 "n ScIier-FhC Delays OF That
y, <;oycrnment wn Cos, Them n Pretty
| pcuuy irTney Continue 60 Monk y
Nw''h "Vncic Sam
Washington, Tu1y 2S.-It has
beeN suggested ia some quarters
thatNSpain has been disingeuious in
making the advance OF last Tuesday
and thSt her real purpose was to
dcvelopN he position of the United
States respecting tbs Philippines,
hoping in\thh way to secure the
active sup&crt of some European
powers that have so far held aIoof
from her. While this belief is not
seriously entertained at the state
department, the government with
out regard to it's soundness will
proceed in a plain straightforward
way to let Spain know what is ex-
pected of her if she desires peace.
1t Is II 1t likely that the European
powers would profit improperly by
learning what the intentions of the
United States are, but at any rate it
is felt to be due to the world at
large, and in the interest of fair
dealings i'll the international mat.
tiers that our statement should be
made.
It must be confessed that little
hope IS entertained that Spain at
once will accept the terms proposed.
On the contrary wave of popular
indignation is expected to sweep
over the peninsula upon the an
uOuncement OF The conditions that
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1898-07-29
A new lot of Bag Tags ne new
and novel pencil holders s. in, at
the Review Office.
Trustees sale.

BY virtue of Deed of ! aust exc
cuted TO G. M. Mccoy, tt see, by
John p. Reynolds, dated Jan. FL,
1897, to secure the payni : of a
promissory note calling E. nay
ment of $500 and inteIS5 fully
mentioned and described ! lerein,
and default having BEEN 4 ade in
payment thereof, and {ei g re-
CURED so to do by the g. der of
said note-Wilson & ISliay,
will on August 8, 1898, al y D a. m,
sell the following proper4 q nab
lie auction to th9 .lghest
bidder, towit: One dwell EDG house
out buildings and lea Ieh1ld or
which same is situate, beng the
land leased from -. !. thistle
near the foot of 0. + r. X n Sis
tersville, w. Va. Terts Of sale
cash, and to be sold on d EN- ises de
scribed.
July 20, 1898. G. NJ. 1cCoY,
E7.26-1ot 1rus.ee
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1898-07-29

Mr.. A. c. Thomas, OF Mary be,
Texas, has found more vaNble
discovery than has yet been iade
in the Klondike. For years htJ1f-
fered untold agony from consu,p p
ton, accompanied by hemorrh; es,
and was absolutely cured byEpr.
Kings New Discovery for Gh
sumption, Coughs and Colds. BE
declares that gold is Of little vfhe
IN comparison with this marveIt S
cure; would have it even if it tIs,
a hundred dollars a bottle. Bib
chitis, asthma and all throat Etnc
lung affections are positively dire,
by DR.. Kings New Discovery
Trial bottles free at Hill & Nc
Coach's drug store. Regular siz
soc and 81. Guaranteed to cure c
price refunded.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1898-07-29
pain than might be exploited

Spain than might be EXPECTED
erwise. The resident {iplo,
have SO far acquired a krowlI
OF American character and gov
mental methods rs to realize
the immediate effect of any sue
reference as that proposed W
be directly represented, W
arouse the spirit ofresistancc o.
American people and would
exactly the contrary effect to
extended.
West Virginia daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1894-1902, 1898-07-29
Byron G. Martin,
SUMMONS.

The State Of West Virginia, to the
Sheriff of Tyler county, greeting:
We command you that you sum
mon Byron c. Martin if he be
found in your bailiwick, to appear
before the Judge of our Circuit
Court for the county of Tyler, at
Rules to be held in the Clerks Office
of our said court on the first Mon
day in July next, 10 answer Bill
in Chancery, exhibited against ii
our said court by Lizzie r. Martin
and have then there this writ.
Witness J. G. Mayheld, Clerk O.
our said court, at the col &
of orr said county of 3M -