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Evening star., 1898-12-17

There IS no doubt that the young man
who threw bricks IL the British embassy
"as mentally d!sorIered, and he will be
'.4-t "Ita accordingly 1t is. perhaps. a
misfortune that all people with deranged
i.-..,"lHE mechanism ary not so frank in
demonstrating their condition. There is an
I-si..ouS variety Of crank far more danger
Gus and pernIeiJus than this unfortunate
young man
Evening star., 1898-12-17

There appears to be no possibility Of
acquiring territory which the mosquito has
not already claimed. In the far Philippines
as we'll in Alaska he or she Is promi-
nently mentioned as pioneer.
Evening star., 1898-12-17

The peace commissioners were not with
out hospitable attentions in Paris. All the
shops where they made purchases doubt
less requested them very politely to call
again,
Evening star., 1898-12-17

Notwithstanding the publicity given to
the expose of the badger game. it is safe
to predict that the next brace Of operators
which strikes New York will not have the
slightest difficulty in picking UP victims.
Evening star., 1898-12-17
At Manila.

The brazen-throated bell we've heard
Singing of peace. On this occasion
The cannon's mouth says not word,
And yet exerts immense persuasion.
Evening star., 1898-12-17

The President is now engaged on prob
lem of considerably longer standing than
the Philippine question.
Evening star., 1898-12-17

Col. Bryan's suggestion as to a solution of
the Philippine question seems TO be u mild
form of the pigeon-holing process
Evening star., 1898-12-17

Only another Dewey would think of at
tempting 10 take Manila harbar now. and
The arLiele docs not como in dupIicates.
Evening star., 1898-12-17

For a man with 50 very little experience
IL politics AsuiasIdo finds it remarkably
4. .tiiealt 20 get his mind of dollars ana
clLtz.
Evening star., 1898-12-17
SHOOTING STARS.
Acrimonious.

Il wonder what made that girl scream SO
when she found she was under the mis-
tletoe?'
Il don't know" replied Miss Cayenne.
Possibly her Whereabouts was in danger
of being unnoticed"
Evening star., 1898-12-17

Mr.. Depew is now going through the usu-
al narrowing program of before-election
stories.
Evening star., 1898-12-17

In its sympathy for Captain Dreyfus, the
people Of this country appear to have quite
forgotten about the case of Mrs. Maybrick
Evening star., 1898-12-17
Xmas
China,
Gut Glass,
Lamps etc.

Visitors will find our fifth floor de-
rartments teeming with valuable
suggestions for holiday gifts. Dainty
China, Rich Cut Glass. Artistic
Lamps and the like are ALWAYS ac-
ceptable AmaS gifts, because they
combine use and beauty.
We have used every opportunity
to gather the newest and best crea.
tons of the domestic and foreign
manufacturers, and now show the
choicest and most comprehensive
collection of Specialties in shapes and
decorations, not hitherto displayed in
America.
Prices, IN every instance, are abso-
iutelN the lowest for like qualities.
Selections made now will be care
FULLY packed and delivered at date
required.
Xmas China.
Never was such fine. dainty dec
GRATED china offered for so little
money as now.
Importing direct from EuroDean
potteries, through the Georgetown
custom house. enables us to offer
many exclusive designs at as little
prices as the ordinary STYLES.
We name the following suggestive
items:
Nm"' Chocolate Pitchers, Each 25c. to 5000
Xmas Xmas ,[arker rack lars Each. 25c. to $500
Each .,.,.....'..'.i..: e ''s,' i.a!. 25c to $500
A"as Ice Cream Sets Each. SI.45 to $500
Ama' Game Sets Each. $500 to $500
AmaS Fish Sets Each. $500 to SI2. so
A"'' Bondoir Sets Each. SI.5o to $500
Xmas Salad Sets. Each. SI.25 to $500
NmHS Te" Sets Each. $500 to $500
Nmas Dinner Sets. EAeh... S695 to $500
Amas Toilet Sets, Each. $I.5O to $500
Xmas Umbrella Jars Each 81 Ok to CT1oO
Evening star., 1898-12-17
5 O'clock Tea Kettles.

We offer another lot of those
choice Brass Finished 5 O'clock Tea
Kettles, with brass finished asbestos
lamp and brass finished stand to
match, at the special price of
$I.25 complete.
Other STYLES UP TO $3.50.
Evening star., 1898-12-17
- -

The public at Havana is surprised at the
facility with which mail is now being
handled. Possibly Cuba will like United
States institutions SO we'll when it gets
used to them, that it will be glad of an op-
portunity TO establish permanent rela-
tFpuSbID
Evening star., 1898-12-17

France has loaned Russia over ifty-fivc
millions Of dollars and its distrust of the
Anglo-Saxon will doubtless be correspond
ingly Increased.
Evening star., 1898-12-17
WM000war0 6 I0tbr0p>
nd StNW
evenings unHX
Gifts of Use and Beauty.

fsofhe
ematon there
h dom byuS OF
h nent c them
Goods udpua
naho
d eetm esTpnlgon just sand
floor
fol-
Hanapr
Evening star., 1898-12-17

Col Roosevelt is still intent on demon
strating that man may be a practical
statesman without being machine poll
tician.
Evening star., 1898-12-17
Xmas Lamps.

Our Lamp collection embraces the
best and most artistic productions of
the best makers. The prices are con-
SpicuouS for their lowness.
LAMPS. COM compictq ttno,aDis tcun. So so to SI25o
New Banquet Lamps, Each. $500 to SI2.5o
Each. Sfw B. H. Reading Lamps: SIPS to $3.50
SG% in,anlcseen' DROP Lights so to $3.50
New sconces. Each.......... $500 to S4.5o
aetcks STT hlaIk Wrought Iron can Ioc to S225
New Candle Shades, Each. Ioc. to SIPS
New Lamp Globes, in odd eff -, - c,ooo
fects. Each. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. <SN. ~ NpiO.OO
Evening star., 1898-12-17
XmaS Gut Glass.

brilliant Cut Glass is not only
useful but ornamental
Our present stock of Cut Glass is
conspicuous for its purity, brilliancv
and artistic Workmanship, combined
with unusually low prices.
CUT Glass Water Bottles. Each 81. 80 to $500
Gu, Ca{ Etass CAS- Salad & Bowls Each S375 to SI25o
Each ::....::......1*,s. @ D""i': S22 so to S32 so
Each S5' eta.. Handled Harpe.: sI35 to $500
Cut Glass celery Trays. Each $500 to $3.50
Cut Glass Vases. Each........ 25c. to 5000
Cut Glass Tumblers. Dozen. 81. 50 to $500
Cut Glass Decanters. Each. SI.oo to $500
Cut Glass Water Sets. Each Sis to $1,000
Evening star., 1898-12-17
Xmas Chatting Dishes.

We also offer one lot of choice
Nickel Finished Chafng Dishes,
with nickel finished hot water pan,
nickel finished asbestos lamp, nicely
mounted on black wrought iron
stand, at the special price of
S2.25 complete.
Other styles up to $3.50.
Evening star., 1898-12-17
Xrnas
COuches.

Xmas
CoucF1es.
We show a line of specially well
made Couches, i'll three grades,
which we purchased with reference
to the holiday trade, and which we
offer at very low prices.
Soping Head Coucles. upholstered in figured cor
duroy; highly polished hardwood frames; soft spriag
edges; choice colOrings. Each so
Soping Head COuches upholstered in finest fig
ured corduroy; soft spring edge deep tuting heavy
fringe ali around Six colorings. Each. .Slo.5o
Special
A beautifully finished Couch with gently slopinc
head, deep tufting and soft spring edge; uphoster-
ed in handsome designs of finest cortlurOy-6 color
ings. A regnlEr Sl6.5o value. Special price.
ts h In ,.-;tr 40 ,I go"
including rich effects Each $50 to $3.50
Second floor.
Evening star., 1898-12-17
HOLIDAY Gift Linens.

Guipure Scarfs. IL yards long, embroid- cOc
cred and hemstitched, in neat patterns. Each ~
Embroidered Swiss Sclrfs, IL yards long; ST 90
fine quality; exquisite designs. Each.....
Guipure Pillow Shams, en-
hT1dsred @ hem hemsiteaHd ruted $I25 to $500
Embroidered Swiss Pillow Shams, pretty CI 70
designs Value 81. 25. Pair. r.............. pi'oo
Lace and Guipure Doylies, in various pretty de
signs for pincushion tops, toilet 1o1c TO 2sc
Fancy Openwork Bureau and WaShstand Sets,
consisting of scarf and three mats, with . ~
dainty colored edges Set............... Di'/
Linen Damask Bureau and Buffet Scarfs orc
wards long. Each. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ODN'
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
A Female Sherlock Holmes.

MARY" said Mrs. Wise, with q
panied expression, "I'm shocked"
"Why what about, mother" limo.
Gently inquired her fair young daughter.
what about? You know perfectly
we'll what about. When you started on,
sleighing, | told you distinctly not tc
let that young man kiss you, put his
arm around you or even hold your
hands. And he has done all these
things. Oh, Mary, Nary"
A blush burned Mary's cheek, but
what could the poor girl do?
"Mother," she bravely said, "tell
me how you know these things, and ]
will own up"
Certainly, said Mrs. Wise, mater
nal grief giving way to the logician's
pride. First, there's no powder on
your upper lip. His mustache did that.
Secondly, the back of his collar was
marked by a streak Of black, conclusive.
ly showing that he had the lines around
his neck. There's snow all over your
jacket except a narrow strip around
your waist. Then you wore no gloves,
and your hands are perfectly soft and
warm, not chapped a Bit"
II own up, mother, +" despairingly ex-
claimed Mary.-New York Sunday
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
The Fiendish Butcher.

DEAREST" she said, and there was a
slight trclmor in her voice, Twill you have
. slice Of baconf"
He would, as he had been married only
a week, and would have accepted q slice Of
sandstone or papyrus from her hands with
equal willingness.
81 thought" he said, as with difficulty
he removed his eyes from the dainty morn
ing jacket surmounted by her lovely face
to the sordid bacon, "you said we would
have some Of those meat balls I like 90
well for breakfast"
The lovely eyes filed with tears.
George, = she said, with rising indigna-
ton subduing her grief, ''it was that hor-
rid, mean butchers fault, and / want him
never, never to dare to expect my patron-
age again"
Never mind, dear. I" he said, "it doesn't
matter. Forget to send the meat, did her"
mo, he sent the meat, but not what /
ordered. After l had planned having this
nice dish for you this morning, after l had
taken the pains to 60 in person and ex-
plain carefully to him the kind / wanted,
and after l was 50 happy at the thought
how you would enjoy the meat balls, to
havo my whole pleasure spoiled by that
detestable butchers mistake almost breaks
my heart"
More tears.
He went round the table and comforted
her.
II ordered" she sobbed, "some round
steaks to make the balls with, and, George,
the ones he sent NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
hand!'-Detroit Free Press. =
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Read Down West Bound Read Up
CHICAGO g. CALIFORNIA LIMITED

Trains number 3 and 4 running tri-
weekly in each direction carry only first
class vcstibuled Pullman sleepers and
dining ears between Chicago. Kansas
City. st. Louis, Los Angeles and San
Diego. Only first-class tickets honored
on these trains.
CHICAGO. MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE.
No. 1. w%estbound, carries through
Pullman sleepers tourist cars to Los
Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, eastbound, carries same equip
ment to Kansas City aud Chicago, also
Pullman sleeper for Denver, via. Ell
Moro and d. & r. G. railroad.
No. %, eastbound, is a local train and
makes all stops, carries through chair
car for Denver. and Pullman sleeper for
Kansas CITY. ..
No. II carries free chair car, Denver
to Fl Paso, Pullman palace ~sleepers.
Chicago to Ell Paso, connecting with
Mexican Central for all points in Mex
leo.
For information, time tables and lit
erature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
IL. 5. LuTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
w. j. Black, G. p. A..
Topeka, kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Suicide Said to be Endemic.

DR.. La Rue, the famous French au-
thority IN abnormal phenomena, has,
after exhaustive comparison of facts IN
France, Belgium, England and the
United States, come to the conclusion
that the inclination to suicide is a mania,
and is epidemic. No learned authority
has as yet discovered with exactltude
whether malaria is epidemic or endemic,
but it has been q matter of notorlety
for nearly half a century, that the most
reliable preventive and curative OF the
various forms of malaria is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. Restored patients
have not only set the seal of their ap-
probation upon it in malarial cases, but
commended for rheumatism, kidney and
liver trouble, nervousness dyspepsia and
constipation.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Chamberlain Cough Remedy.

The remedy is intended specially fol
coughs, colds, Group, whooping cough
and influenza. 1t has become famous
for its cures of these diseases, over a
large part of the civilized world. The
most fattering testimonials have been
received, giving accounts of it's good
works; of the aggravating and persist
ent coughs it has cured; of severe colds
that have yielded promptly to its sooth-
ing effects, of the dangerous attacks of
Group it has cured, often saving the life
of the child. The extensive use of it
for whooping cough has shown that it
robs that disease of all dangerous con-
sequences. 1t is specially priced by
mothers for children as it never fails to
effect a speedy cure, and because they
have found that there is not the least
danger in giving it, even to babies, as it
contains nothing injurious. Sold by A.
G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
THE DAYwE GATHERED eoLDenRop.

A day of glancing arrow points,,
Yet swathed in shadows, olive deep,
When curling leaves We're shaken down
And driftcd in a pungent heap,
When scarlet flowers fell asleep,
Each in a flllny pillow pod,
And all the world was half a-dream-
The day W. gathered goldenrod.
So still the air, in passing by
A rick Of gathered corn we heard
A harvest SPIDERS startled flight
Wherein a yellow blade was stirred,
Some late and lingering autumn bird
Sang low, his lazy head a.nod.
NO haste nor ~harshness seemed to mar
The day we gathered goldenrod.
Wild brambles trailed a thorny web.
The sumach's lighthouse lowered high,
And damson plums made purple spots
In orchards that we wandered by.
A light was in the autumn sky,
A warmth was in the autumn sod,
Deep autumn turquoise tipped the heights
s. The day we gathered goldenrod.
Our ways have somehow slipped apart
Since then, and you would think /,
strange
The triles of one idle day
Arise through every bitter change
And follow me in life's wide range.
To me perhaps it seems as odd
That time will never let me lose
The day we gathered g%oldenrod.
Hattie Whitney in Woman's Home Com
panion.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
CHICAGO SPECIAL.
One Night, Denver to CHICAGO

Commencing Sunday, March 9Th, the
Burlington Routes famous train, the
Chicago special, will leave Denver at
$3.50 a. m, latter arrival Of the Denver
& Rio Grande and Colorado Midland
trains from the West), reaching Lincoln
at 1890 p. M, Omaha at 1855 p. M. and
Chicago at 2:15 p. m. next day-in ample
time to connect with the fast afternoon
trains for the east.
The .Chicago SpecialH--the only fast
cast bound morning train out OF DeR-
ver-the only Denver-Chicago train
making close connections at Chicago
with afternoon trains for New York,
Philadelphia, Boston, Baltimore and ali
other eastern cities.
Its equipment consists Of sleeping, re-
Ginning chair, dinining and smoking cars.
Meals are served on the European plan
You pay only for what you order.
The Chicago Special will be In addi-
tion TO and in no way interfere with the
B%urllngton's 'sVestibuled Flyer which
will continue to leave Denver at $3.50 D.
M, reaching Omaha at 4p. IN. the next
afternoon, and Chicago at 500 the fol-
Ing morning.
For tickets and full information call
at Offices OF connecting lines Or write 10
G. w. vallery, general agent, 1880
Seventeenth street, Denver.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
First Year Of the Century

The nineteenth century win end and
the twentieth century will begin at mid
night between Dec. 81, 1900, and Jan. l,
1901. The year 1900 will be the last year
Of the twentieth century. This is because
there was no year 0. The first century be-
gan with the year !, and consequently in
cluded the year 100, A. D. The nineteenth
century accordingly includes the year
1900 A. D.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
AT Antonito for Durango, SiIverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown. Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west. including Leadyille.
At Florence with r. & G. G. r. r. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
yer with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in sleepcrs from
Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
Il. j. HELM. General Agent.
Santa Fe. N. M.
s. X. HOOPER G. p. A..
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15

| have been afflicted with rheumatism
for fourteen years and nothing seemed
to give any relief. | was able to be
around all the time but constantly suf-
fering. I had tried everything l could
hear of and at last was told to try Cham
berlain's Pain Balm, which L did, and
was Immediately relieved and in a short
time cured. am happy to say that it
has not since returned.-JosH. EDGAR,
Germantown, Cal. For sale by A. G.
Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Code Of Ciyil Procedure.

Every practicing attorney in the ter
ritory should have a copy of the New
Mexico Code of Civil Procedure, bound
in separate form with alternate blank
pages for annotations. The New Mex
lean Printing company has such an cdi-
ton on sale at the following prices:
Leatherette binding, $1.a5; full law
sheep, Ne; flexible morocco, $3.50.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 4095.]

LAND OFFICE At SANTA FE, N. NJ, {
February "a, 1895. :
Notice 10 hereby given that the following.
named settler has fled notice of her intention
to make final proof in support OF her claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Probate clerk of Rio Arriba county at TERRA
Amarillo, on April 8, 1888, viz: Maria Paula
Romero, widow of Hilario Esquibel, for the
lot l, sec. 1, tp. 81 n, r lie, and lots 8 and 1, sec.
6, tip. q n, r5e.
She names the following witnesses to prove
her continuous residence upon and cultivation
OF said land, viz:
Jose Eufracio Esquibel, Perfecto Esquibel,
Rafael velarde, Manuel Esquibel, Of TERRA
Amarillo, N. M.
MANUEL r. OTERo, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Notice For Publication.

$1,000 TIIOIIICSUCNU I1IIVTy INOe F0OOsJ n"
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
March 4, 1898. !
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver at Santa Fe, on April Ii,
u, sw. u, sw. \, Sc. u, sec. 4, tp. 10 ii, r. 6 g.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
OF said land, viz: Juan Gonzales, Alexandra
Gonzales, Felipe Casados, Benlgno Quintana,
of Hobart, Nm.
MANUEL r. OTERo,
Register
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. s389l.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N, M.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. NJ.
February II, 1893.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
to make final proof In support OF his claim,
bate clerk Of Rio Arriba county, at TERRA
Amarillo, on. March 81, 1898, viz: DOnaciano
Lucero, for the .. n, NV. X, n. II, Nv. v, Sec.
10, TIP. ~ n, II 5e..
his continuous residence upon and cultiva.
ton .of said land, viz: Deeiderio SAnchex,
Antonio Maria Sanchez, Juan d. valdc1, Ca.
nuto Valdez, all OF TERRA Amarillo, N. NJ,
MANUAL n, OTRRo Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
TO ANY Reliable Man.
Modestv.

sit seems harder for men to be really
great nowadays than it was years ago.
said the student of history.
''That's very true" replied Senator
Sorghum; Every true, indeed. But
am inclined to think we get better paid
for it nowadays" s~o
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
The Real Thing.

Anthor--How do you like my new
play?
Critic-It's simply great. The rob-
berry in the third act is the most realistic
piece of work | ever saw on the stage.
Author (pleased)-Do you really think
so?
Critic-Of course, | do. Why, sven
the words spoken by the thieves are
stolen.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Tempus Fugit.

Tempus, | think, must often sigh
For some more comfortable billet:
Pray, can you wonder time should fly
When many people seek to kill it?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 4063.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA Fs, N. NJ,

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA En-, N. NJ, !
February s, 1895. !
Notice is hereby given that the following
named e.tler has fled notice of his intention
to make final proof In support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receiver at Santa Fe, N. NJ, on
March Is, 1898, viz: Matias Portillo, for the W.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
ton of said land, viz: Pedro Vigil, Monico
Rivera. Toribio Vigil, Alvino Abeytia, of San
ia Fee, N. M.
MANUEL r. OTERo, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
MANUEL r. OrERo, Register.
Desert Land, Final Proof-Notice for
Publication.

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Santa Fe, N. NJ, March 5, 1888. :
Notice is hereby given that Julian Sanchez,
of Rio Arriba county, has filed notice of his
intention to make proof of his desert land
sw. n, Sc. a, sw. 4, sec.3 ., tip. Is n, T. Q, be-
fore the probate clerk of Rio Arriba county,
at TERRA Amarillo, on the 18th day of April.
1898.
the complete irrigation and reclamation of
said land:
Antonio d. Martinez, Braulio Trujillo. Ga
bino Martinez, Tomas Martinez, Of Canjilon,
N. NJ. MANUEL r. OTERO,
.. MH RouiStar
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
EvERYBoDY's BOY.
IA plantation ditty.,

A plantation ditty.l
He DIES so black, he purity;
He face DIES shine en- shine;
He daddy say, He my boy;'
He nanny say, "He minei''
Eli when he heah EN- sesso
He eye dies dance wild joy,
En- den lie say-dat DIES his way
81 everybody boy!"
De wife folks all time calm
(Dey likes dem ways eI hi-).
He lif' his lii hat, like dat,
En- tell 'em, "Heah l ISL
Dey sen him dis en- dat way.
He des in dey employ!
Kase wy? He tell 'em roun en- roun
He everybody boy!
His nanny say dem vito folks
Her peace CT minH 'stroy.
III DIES amt got no chillun-
He ever body boy!"
F. l.. Stanton in Chicago Times Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15

Geo. B. Secord, the well known con-
tractor of Towanda, N. ", says: II
have used, Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
in my family for a long time and have
found it superior to any other" For
sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
, Necessary Provision.

Speaking Of his rival, she said: sEv.
cry n tells me that heis long-headcd.'
"Of course he is. Nature knows he1
business. A narrow mind requires d
long head"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
There Are Others.

Miss Typely (coqnettishly)-Do you be.
lieve that a pretty girl should work.
Brokerly-Well, that depends.
Miss Typely-Depends on what?
BrOkerly-On whom she works.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Not a, Resident

asked her for her loving heart.
She paused but for a minute:
Then said: I'm very sorry, but
You really are not in it,"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-03-15
Modern Warfare.

Heavens! l see by the ninety-third
and a half edition OF the Whirled, issued
40 seconds ago, that war had been de-
clared!"
"Be calm! l see here in the ninety
fifth and three-eighths edition, two and
four-ninths seconds off tho press, that
preliminary articles of peace have been
signed"