davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01
10 California without Change via "Thc
Milwaukee,"

On every Saturday during the winter an
elegant Pullman Tourist Sleeper will leave
Minneapolis p a. M, st. Paul tS.35 q.
M !, and arrive Los Angeles California, at
% m following Wednesday
Nia The Milwaukee, famous 'Hedrick
Route 10 Kansas city. thence via the A.
n x ) f Ey through Southern California.
A most delightful winter route to the
coast
Quicker time Is made via this route be-
tween ST Paul and Minneapolis and Cali
fornia than via any other line
Rate per double berth, $500 through from
st Paul and Minneapolis
Leave ST. Paul and Minneapolis every
Saturday morning. arriving Los Angeles
ev,ry Wednesday morning
For herth., complete information. and
lowest rates. apply 10 'fhe Milwaukee,
ngeuts, 81 Paul or Minneapolis or address
j T. Couley Asst Genl Pass. Agt. st.
IaM MLnm.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Here's requisitioR for a two-ounce
bottle Of quinine."
Haven't anything but one-ounce
bottles"
Gimme two Of them"
Not much. You'll get what your
requisiticn calls for-if | have il"
suppose I get two more acquisitions
for one ounce each p
.No. I'm going 10 make a test case
OF this. I'll write and ask the depart
ment for instructions.
"What'u DO with the requisition ."
PUT Il OF file and come back in 4
week. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01
NEW FEED TROUGH.
st Is Convenient and Serviceabie and
Positively Keeps the swine
Feed Glenn.

Many swine breeders have much
trouble in keeping hogs from getting
into the feed trough, or at least get
ting their feet in. thus soiling the food,
All fully realize the importance Of
clean food, and hence to provide way
by which they cannot get their feet
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01
A ROM prIre.

I'll ! had such wife as Mrs. Neglev /
think I could be supremelv happy
Why, don t consider her especially good
looking, and It Is easy to see thar she ism I
very clever
Il know, but when her husband starts TO
tell funny story she doesn't assume the
look Of martyr or try to change the sub
ject. cleveland Leader.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

He-For week have not slept an hour
at 4 time have tossed upon my bed night
after night only TO arise weary and de
pressed Ia the mornings. | cannot cat |
come and go and ann weighed down with one
all-pervadns thought. It is with me in my
waking hours 1t is with me in my dreams.
she Ah, it is too bad. I'm sorry for you.
Marie. have YOU not guessed what it IS
that troubles me-
Yes You're afraid there may be
another call for men and you'll have to 90
and fight
An hour afterward he was still walking
around IA a circle and wondering whether
she really meant it OF not Chicago Evening
News
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

In Appleton Miss Clara Bannister,
daughter of a well-known umberman
of Marnette, who was attending Law
renee university, was married to Fran
els Iindquist young clothing mer
chant of Marinette. The marriage was
secret and against the wishes of the
young woman's parents. She was sent
away TO school 10 break up the match
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Mrs Artmissia Amer, a widow 81
years of age, residing in GAINESVILLE,
has been robbed Of 81, 800 in gold which
she had stored IN an old trunk in her
home She had saved the money for
many years in order TO buy a home,
and recently drew it from the bank.
The thieves left behind 1854 which they
must have seen, as it was with the
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

advanced in years find themselves in
the tolls of catarrh Mr.. and Mrs.
Collum, OF Giddinrs, Tex, found help in
Pe-ru-na MIR columns letter follows;
Pf-yH-Ha Ife8ltsgs Co.. CoiHm5H, Q
DEAR SIRs:-"I think your Pe-ru-u1
is the best medicine ever tried for ca
tarrh / have tried all the catarrh
medicines that Icould hear of and none
of them did any good uutilltried yours.
/ and my wife have both used the Pc
ru-na and Mana lin, and we are about
well. / am 20 years old and my wife
is Go. When we commenced 10 take
your medicines we were not able TO see
after our work, but now she can tend
to her work and l see after my farm.
You can use this publicly if you want
to. "A. P. Collum, Giddings, Tex
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Harry Dunn, under arrest at Port
age. confessed that he murdered Emil
Leber, of the town of Lake, south Of
Milwaukee, on October last The con
fession was made on the plea of his
father, Smith Dunn, a prominent con
ductor on the St. Paul road. Dunn i'm.
plicates a man named kid" Foley as
his accomplice in the deed.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

During fight in a resort four miles
from Manitowoc Frank Rathsack, aged
is, was killed by Joseph Novak, aged p,
who used knife. Novak went to Man
itowoc and surrendered to the authori-
ties, claiming he did the cutting in self
defense
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

One of the most characteristic and
most charming incidents in rural Nor
wegian life is still, as it must always
have been, to 90 to church on Sunday in
boat. The parishes are of enormous
extent, and il is a common thing for
one old priest to have charge of three
or four remote churches. Early in the
morning, at distant points, the congre
cation puts out upon the ford, and
nothing is more picturesque than at the
close of the voyage to see the little
tlotilla of red-brown sails collecting
toward the point Of worship When
service is held but once in three or four
weeks, a short sermon would defraud
the congregation. | sat out one of so
minutes the other day in a great bare
church that was all a-litter with the
enormous white head dresses Cor skouD
of peasant women. This sermon seemed
lengthy, yet it was only an incident in
the services, which lasted four hours,
after three Of them. however. a stranger
may slip out, and viii have done wise
Iv if he brings some sandwiches with
him to eat under the birch trees by the
shore. The churches in these secluded
Ravens, where never a tourist comes.
are marvelously large. Behind the
church, if we stroll about, we see Grove
of carriols. and many plump white
ponies eating their heads off, the moth
ers with their foals beside them These
people thiuk nothing of coming 20 miles
10 service. by sea or land, and through
out theinterminabIe office they preserve
an earnest and hushed decorum-E6-
mund Gosse, in North American Re
view
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

open the bears carcass from neck to
chin. Removing the entrails ana
larger organs. he crawled into the
smoking body and drew the upper side
over hinlr. The animal heat OF the
grizzly warmed him through, and. the
snow drifting over him, he was soon
quite con Portable. Snow does not pack
hard enough to exclude all air and he
breathed well enough. Fortunately the
storm continued for some hours. Sc that
the wolves did not Immediately assaii
him
As Hank did not come in that night
the captain and lieutenant started out
TO find him as soon as it was light the
next morning. They went back over
the route they had followed the day be-
fore. found the remainder of the deer,
dug out of the snow and eaten by the
wolves, and, pressing on into the gully.
say pack OF gaunt, gray beasts fight
ing around the carcass of the bear.
They began to shoot into the pack.
when, to their unbounded amazement,
they heard Hank yelling to them seem
ingly from the very center OF the melee.
They charged forward, the wolves scat
tered, and up arose the old WAGNER,
smiling, bur covered with blood
Fortunately, however, it was the
grizzIy's and not his own The wolves
had attacked the carcass, damaging the
pelt badly and had torn the flesh away
from the bones. and when his friends
arrived Hank was fighting them off
with his bowie through the ribs of the
grizzly!
The first time Old Ephr'am ever did
me good turn" he said, calmly; but
he did not quarrel with fate over the
loss of the bears pelt, The call had been
too close.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Mrs Watts Don't you find your neural
yia an awful annoyance?
Mrs. Potts-Oh, get used to it, more or
less, and, besides, ] always get the tender
est piece OF the steak when my teeth are
lame. -lndanapois journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

''There'= young woman who makes
little things count.
How dors she do il"
Teaches arithmetic in a primer
school - Boston Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

4 fire at Sherry. - miles south OF
Marshfeld, on the Wisconsin Central
railroad, destroyed everything in the
village excepting the post office, the
station ana small shingle mill. The
loss is estimated at $4,000.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

"Why is it the mind is brighter when a
ran is past 403' After that age the man
gets sense enough not to eat too much, -
Chicago Daily Record.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Very few people appreciate the i'm
rortance OF doing a thing right in the first
Elace.-Atchsou Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01
Hnd Its Uses.

To-day sore and stiff. Tomorrow cured
st. Jacobs OIL does that every day.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Hard winter hard aches Hard rub with
st. Jacobs OIL. Easy cure
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

The cold keeps active the pain of Sciatica.
st. Jacobs Oh drives it out
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

It's pretty hard for some men TO keen their
wants down 10 their incomes Chicago
Daily News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

After SIX years suffering | was cured by
Piso's Cure.-M8ry Thomson, 29} Ohio Ave,
Allegheny, Pa, March 10, 81
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money fit fails to cure. 25c.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Though Il man has a right to make an ass
ot himself. he should remember that he will
not be permitted to disturb the peace with
his brays Puck
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

PEOPLE

-
! gradual Chronic
catarrh secures
4 possession with
IN out the knowl-
IN edge of its vic
nv tim, ...
~ It has become
'Nso common to
say, Every
body has a little
,atarrh that many
easy going people
pay slight attention
to il Yet no class
of disease is 50 diff
cult 10 shake of.
d, I'LL
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01
Are You Good Enough to Fight..'

This happened in Brazil; Felix 30
csyuva and one Zuccharini Of Soa
paulo. are both journalists, the latter
M Italian. Zuccharini challenged Be-
cavuva to "A duel. Certainly, replied
tie Brazilian, in effect: IF you are good
enough TO fight with a gentleman. Get
\ certificate Of character from your con-
sui and III meet you" So Zuechdrini
applied to the italian consul in Rio for
!, certificate OF character Learning he
purpose, the consul refused and the
duel was Boston Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

After the second year the hens value
as winter egg producer lessons
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

#It is said that in he disastrous
Russian campaign Napoleon's soldiers
killed their horses and crept into their
bodies in like manner, and thus with
stood the terrible cold which assailed
them
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

We ought not to Judge men as of pie
ture or statuc-by first sight ia Bruyere
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Nothing so common as muscular pains anl
aches. 81. Jacobs oil cures.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

No madam. cannot split the wood
to which you so indelcately refer It
would he a citation Of q sacred promise
made to my aged mother"
Nonsense Wha. md OF promise p
"We had The poker habit in our fam
lily. ma am, and ] prOmisef p1other
I'd never touch chip in any form. !"
cleveland Plain Dealer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

had ovarian
attendant aches
G is well. Here
re her own words:
= Your Vegeta-
le Compound has
lade me feel like
n new person.
- Before 1 be-
gan taking it
. | was all run
down, felttired
and sleepy most
| of the time,
4 had pains in
my back and
side and such
n terrible
headaches
all the time,
andcould not
~ sleep well
nights. 1 al
so had ovarian
trouble. Through
the advice of a
friend / began
the use of Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vege-
Compound,
zTs
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01
COULD NOT SLEEP.
MRS. Pinkham Relieved Her Of All
Her Troubles.

Mrs. MADGE BABcocK, 176 Second
St, Grand Rapids, Mich, had ovarian
trouble with its attendant aches
and pains, now she is well. Here
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

OF all the letters in the alphabet. only two
are 0. k.-Goiden Days.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

A slip, a sprain, a sling, Use ST. Jacobs
Oil-cured No sling.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Single your house before you plaster it.
RAMS Horn
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01
Knew what Would Happen.

u made her soIemnIy promise that
she'd never. never tell"
why did you do that? thought you
wanted it kept a secret. &C Chicago Post.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1898-12-01

Don't say YOU work like a slave" say
YOU work Ike fool Addison Globe
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-03-12

Terrific weather II reported from
northern Persia. and more than 100 per-
sons have persisted In the snow and
others are missing.
The eighty-eighth birthday of the
pope, Leo KILL, was celebrated in
Rome.
President Dole, OF Hawaii, sent $500
to the navy department in Washington
for the. survivors OF the Maine and the
families Of the victims.
Reports from Havana show that the
divers have secured further proofs that
the Maine was destroyed by an external
explosion. The naval board may not
be able to name those who committed
the outrage, but IL is declared the mat
ter Is now in such shape that Spain will
be required to show who was respon-
sible.
japan is said to be ready to seize tho
Philippine islands should the Cuban
question result in hostilities between
Spain and the United States.
The governments of Japan, Germany
ard Sweden have asked the state de-
Fartment in Washington for names OF
their subjects who were among the
victims of the Maine disaster.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-03-12
Big Hats and Headache.

The enormous hats worn by some la
dies of the present day are said to cause
peculiarly irritating kind of head
ache. The weight of these hats in it,
self is too heavy for the delicate era
mum of a woman, but worst of all is
the anxiety the lady must feel in keep
ing such thing poised on her head.
A physician who was consulted pre-
scribed the usual remedies for what
ladies called the migraiheN.but strong
ly advised them to put aside such head
gear and wear light, reasonable bon
nets. This physician says that, although
he is no alarmist, he is of opinion that
the exaggerated hats overladen with
ornaments which many ladies now wear
are responsible for good deal of the
peevishness, fretfulness and incipient
mental alteration which characterize
80 many who pride themselves on being
In the fashion.-N. Y. Ledger.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-03-12
FOREIGN.

One of the men who attempted the
life of the king of Greece has been ar
rested in Athens. His name is Kardit-
IN, and he is employed in the mayors
Office.
The London Daily News, comment
ing editorially on the relations be-
tween the United States and Spain,
says: "Spain can expect no support,
moral or otherwise, from England
against the United States" r~
Ontario voted to continue in Office the
liberal government, which has admin
istered the affairs of the province for the
last % years.
Serious bread riots occurred ut Gal
lipoli, Turkey, and mob attempted to
burn the government Offices.
In gale off the coast of Newfound-
land 10 sailors we're swept overheard
from the French bark Faure and
drowned.
A hurricane devastated New Cafe
donia, doing grent damage to shipping,
the French gunboat Loyalty being
sunk.
The Spanish cruiser vizcaya arrived
In Havana harbor.
Senior Campossales has been elected
president and Senior Rosasilvo vice pres
ident of Brazil.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-03-12
"Baa, baa, black sheep.
Have You any wool?"
LEARNING THE LANGUAGE,
He Was StudiOus to the Point OF
Fighting a Duel.

Fighting Duel.
While two Englishmen were convers-
ing in coffee house in Paris one re-
marked that certain dwarf had ar
rived in the city, at which a quaint
looking parsonage sitting near them
opened his mouth and said, with look
of earnestness: II arrive, thou ar
rivest, he arrives; we arrive, We or you
arrive, they arrive" One of the Eng
lishmen, in establishment, asked: did
you speak to me, sir?"
81 speak, thou speakest, he speaks;
we speak, we or you speak, they speak,"
was the sole reply.
what, do you intend to insult me?"
81 insult, thou insultest. he insults;
we insult, We or you insult, they in
suit" came from the lips of the
Stranger.
81 will have satisfaction" shouted
the perpleXed and irritated English
man. IF you have the spirit with your
rudeness, come with me-" to which the
impenetrable stranger replied: II
come, thou contest, he come; we come,
we or you come, they come" and fol-
lowed tho others.
''Now, sir, you must fight me-" said
the first speaker. 81 fight, thou fight
est, he fights; we fight (here he made
thrust), We or you fight, they fight"
and here he disarmed his adversary.
swell, on my honor" said the defeat
Ell man, you have the best of it and
hope you are satisfied" ST am salts
fed, thou art satisfied, he is satisfied;
we are satisfied. we or you are salts
fed, they are satisfied"
81 am glad everybody is satisfied"
said the Englishman, "but pray leave
off quizzing me in this unmerciful man.
ner and tell me what is the matter"
For the first time the stranger spoke
nationally. ~ am Dutchman," said
he, land am learning your language.
BY the request of my teacher conJu.
gate every verb which l hear, and rs
I do not like to have my actions inter-
rupted, / could not explain before"
A hearty laugh followed and an in
vitation 70 dinner from the Englishman.
Before accepting the Dutchman con-
tinued: 81 dine, thou dinest, he dimes;
we dine, we or you dine, they dine
we will all dine together ."-Success.-
Chicago Journal
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-03-12
SHE MADE HIM TALK.
Hut she Had To Work In Nursery
Rhymes ON Him.


"Please talk" said n pretty American
girl to shy young Englishman who
wan her neighbor at dinner. Mrs.
A. invited me here especially to-
night to amuse you, and she will never
forgive me IL you look bored!" The
young fellow laughed.
81 will do my best, he answered, but
am a silent chap. always sit as mum
az a church mouse; why, even now
haven't an idea what to say next"
Neither have l." said the young
woman, despairingly; shut it is worse
for me than il is for you, for IL can't
make you talk, or at least seem inter-
ested, Mrs. A. will think am stupid
and will not ask me here any more; and
yet IL Is difficult. do not believe we
have an idea in common
81 suppose not, "acquiesced the young
man, cheerfully. After that pause;
the Englishman appearing content to
devote himself to the consumption of
particularly good entree which was
placed before him. The girl pondered.
"Do you know any poetry?" she said,
suddenly, as If struck with a happy
thought.
"Not line" said the Englishman.
"But, surely, you know something.
How about nursery rhymesP Hickory
tlickery dock" she continued, per-
suasvely. The face of the stolid young
man frightened.
Wasn't it something about a
mouse?" he asked.
"Why, of course" encouragingly.
"Don't you remember what he did?"
Hickory dickery dock
The mouse ran up the-?"
"Clock!" exclaimed the Englishman.
and he finished the rhyme without as
sistance and with considerable anima-
ton.
That's perfectly splendid!" cried
the young woman, clapping her hands.
eve are all right now. You say one
line and then I'll say another, and Mrs.
A will think it is all conversation.
I expect we both know enough Mother
Goose doggerel to last through dinner"
'What are you two laughing at?"
called out their hostess some minutes
later, as the young Englishman uttered
truly British guffah over his version
Of:
"Baa, baa, black sheep.
Have you any wool?"
Then, turning to her next neighbor,
she said, confdentially:
EMILY Brown is really a perfect
treasure. I can always depend upon
her to make thing go off well, she has
such faculty of conversing. "-Leisure
Hours.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-03-12
Dill, are the only pills to take
1000 $ flllS with Hoods Sarsaparilla.
No Need for Grace.

A tiny girl of seven or whereabouts gave
dinner party the other day, for which
u covers were laid, and that number of
small madens sat down to dine. 1t was
real little girls dinner, and the little hostess
herself presided, sitting at the head of the
table. But she was anxious, in looking for
done.
Mamma" she asked, "shall we say
grace?"
NO." said mamma, at will be very in
formal dinner, and l think you need not do
that"
That meant one less ceremony to be gone
through, and was a relief, but the little
lady was anxious to have all her small
guests understand it, So, as they were
gathered about the table, she explained:
Mamma says that this is such an in
fernal dinner that we need not have grace
to-day'-N Y. Times.