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The Globe-republican., 1898-04-28

Thirty-flve years make . generation.
That IL how long Adolph Fisher Of Zanes-
Vile, O., suffered from piles. He was
cured by using three boxes Of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. The Palace Drug Co.
J. n. Burson can furnish you with
mos any kind Of trade in real estate
you want.
Thousands Of sulkeren from guppe
have been restored to health By One MIN
ute Cough Cure. Il quickly cures coughs,
colds broochltis, pneumonia, GylqQo.
aa9h1As and III throat and Ing dtDooooo,
~ Helnee DIR O.. ~ -
The Globe-republican., 1898-04-28

Wall Paper Sc a roll and up at w. F.
Pines, City Drug Store.
The Globe-republican., 1898-04-28

For SALE.-A good red bull. A. Han.
ma, on Duck Creek. I'm
The Globe-republican., 1898-04-28
nULEs FOR SALE.

A pair Of three-year- old mules for sale.
Good size and color. Apply to
WIN. WILKINSON,
miles west of Dodge CITY.
The Globe-republican., 1898-04-28

There will be services at st. Cornelius
church next Sunday, Nay lst, morning
and evening. Morning prayer and SER
mon at II o'clock. Evening prayer and
sermon at 8 O'Clock. Sunday school 1t
10 .. m. Subject in the evening, .sThe
Duty Of the Hour" All are invited.
The Globe-republican., 1898-04-28
COMMISSIONERS PROCEEDINGS.

Adjourned meeting of County Commits
sloners. April 2. 1898.
County Clerks ONCE. April q, 1888.
Board of County Commissioners met pur.
suant to adjournment.
The Globe-republican., 1898-04-28

The Perfect Little Pin, BeGgS Little
Giants, cures Constipation and Indiess-
don. alop Sick Headacbe relieved q On.
We keep den, ". r. Plne.
The Globe-republican., 1898-04-28
QUARTERLY STATEMENT.
A. RUSSELL, COUNTY TREASURER,
INACCOUNT WITH
FORD COUNTY, KANSAS,

.9sa,tev Ending Monday, Af'H IS, 1895.
The Globe-republican., 1898-04-28

State of Kansas. county of Ford, ONCE Of
County Clerk.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-04-06
Used 1t Twenty Years Ago.
Seattle. wash. Jan. Is. 1883

. Seattle g. 1888
Mr.. G.
Dear called omeles
ETC. and am more than pleased with ,hsm In fact about .ny
the American Line ts Parts Exposition used sMens
scrambled
Rid
h.m l a
Boarding house, =
eur
from
liberty ms
JOHN
Fx.S:evsrd inc
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-04-06

a woman writes To the Phila1e1-
phin Tanes fsea Rsnpasa City - the
rsken rivers sNeweeneSs, Hike ouR-
selves, sre well provided. bus these
who have b<en here aIi summer
have but llfaIe. with peeR prospects
fer more. We have ALI the necessi-
ties 81 nfe-e9gs esystal1iseA and
milk eosAonsea Included"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-04-06

PROOF OF PUDDING - IN EATING.
COME AND TEST RussELLss EN-.
PRESS CREAM. WITH 4 CONNOy
EGG oEATEa YIELDS OSE-hUAn.
TEN FOUND or SUFFER- FROn 4
PINT CAN. coMDisE III WITH "a.
Sa0NTsS CRylrALLIxED Eco.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-04-06

eDauein9 - the hoaRAs and ta-
$50, 1latls Csssie Lahore. blue 81
eye, b3onAs - hair. airy. faiRy-a
nesers APeaa - leve1isess. Swift
water De11 loved her and 1aid his
suggsas at her feet. IL vvas Ger her
~ beuGha ~ All the eggs IN eamD
- keep = rival from seeuriDg hes
faves ~ speeadin1 before her thas
oavaR1n eestasy ~ nawson's cuisine
-an egg Aiaaes"-san Francisco
E8aUanev.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-04-06
DANGEROUS TO TAKE
AN UNTRIED ARTICLE.
18641898.
Fed to Greedy at the North Pole.
1864-l8s8.

ssssssssssssssssssssssssss
That World Renowned scout ana .
Indian Warrior. Kit Car>ons =
Son. Hears Wifnes~ TO the Value .
of LaMons's Capitalized Eggs.
HOTEL STEVENS.
Stevens & Grant. Propreto~s
European Plan. Restaurant n Connection
Seattle. Wash. Feb. = 1855
3 c. Fred LaMon;.
Nc Coraau Block
Seattle. Wash
. Dear SIP. In making all o. nv ha.sa.. =
. trims over the mountains OF ;aa fs.~,s .
coast bo5s in TIE United Sfatex ana - Q
fr4t4sh side Of the line. never rcrats
r,x outst comp iets without a liberal -
= az IaNors's CEystslitred Egx F"V
= IN ms baSt trip since January ,sse
take Tesiia ey way az WrarvsS 70
Sr,ekeea river over she ice had -,,x So =
ou,sssate every nisht fer dinner p-.ss-ss .
sx, myself over camp fire. .
,slSaedl NIT CARSON
O. wrangei AZ.
ssssssssssssssssssssesssse...s
sales 60 South African mine. ,sas
$500 pounass 1897. $4,000 peuns..
Advance sales for this year oxe.
100000 pounds. sooooO de.~a
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-04-06

GET PRICES ON ARTICLES THAT
ROY HEED-NoT OUTFITs-AsD THEN
HAVE THEN PACKED TO SUIT. IN
THEM EFFoRTS TO QUOTE Low
PRICES sOHE 0UTrITTERs CALL
EGGS a Luxury.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-04-06

DR.. ANNIE RUSSELL. adissssss q
women. = RoxweIL
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-04-06
Guided Distinguished Party Ia the Yellowstone
Park - They Used LaMont's I'm
proved Crystallized Eggs.

3 " z
ar 8 f. s La Mont No. colman Block Seattle Wash
Dear Yellowstone
where was serving guide for OF including
Francis r.
ht ssoadw h Kelly Jobhng Grocer OF 81 Paul. Col
very much pleased wish found II all
Circle Cy Alaska the
found perfectly
suport outfit -
have them land hut.
10 me Bristol - - ''A"
10 be claim
respect sa oe ohy TOO sad way
possible rot
eessns sn1t IN 30 doing shall low
lie al o va.
choose truly . " " = - - . - A-s you
tSisred II.
Circle A,asks
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22
ARGONAUTS.

ARGONAUTS.
Then let them seek who viii the
gold
That lies i'm Klondike streams:
But as for me. my quest shall be
The dearer gold that CLEANS =
In wavy tresses set above
The brow of her whose smiles
Would melt the drifts the blizzard
sifts
on Chllkat's dreary miles.
Yet count menot as one who shrinkS
When pain or peril's nigh.
Who braves the cold for Klondike
gold
Dares vastly less than /.
For. though her smile be melting
sweet.
Her frown is colder far
Than blasts that sweep from moun-
tain steep
Down Yukon's valleys are.
Detroit News. !
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22
READY FOR THE RACE.

De guv'ner race bring lots er fun.
(Oh, how much will you giveD
j des doan keer how many run.
Kase de voter got ter live!
De voter got ter live
So how much will you give?
Dar's room ter run;
So start de fun.
But--de voter got ter live!
Dey comes from Tiff Ell Tallyho
ooh. how much will dey giveD;
FUN Possum Trot en- Techmenot,
En de voter got ter live!
oh, de voter got ter live
So how much will you give?
Des turn erbout.
En- shell it out.
kase de voter got ter live'
Atlanta Constitution.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22
A POET FOR 'POSSUM SAKE.

A negro prisoner who picks the
banjo in a Georgia jail and impro-
vises his songs, having heard that
the governor was partial TO pos
sum, composed the following "breob
down"
II wish I had 'possum
Ez fat ez fat kin be.
I'd sen him ter de gunner,
En- den he'd set me free!
20 'possum-sweet 'possum!
Dey's lots pom top de tree:
My li'l' son, go ketch me one,
En- de guv'ner'll set me free!"
Atlanta Constitution.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22
HE KNEW HIS MAN.

I'm thinking of running for gov
ernor. John" said the citizen To one
of his colored constituents, "and
want you to help me out"
The old man looked thoughtful
and then said:
'Alf right. Marse Tom. But /
wants ter ak you one leadin ques-
ton"
We'll. what is it?'
How much is you gwine give me
when you gifts beat ?'-Atlanta Con-
stitution.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22
HOW MARRIAGE CHANGED HIM

1T is funny how marriage will
change a man." said Fogg. the other
day. There is Mouster, for exam
pie. Before he was married a
glance of May Taintor would intoxi-
cate him, so he used to say. Now
when he comes home late at night
and meets Mrs. Monster, nee Taint-
or. the sight of her actually sobers
him. Boston Transcript.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22

BETWEEN TWO EXTREMES.
"ln aslxin fer de han of a young
gal. said Uncle Eph'um, 'be keerful
dat yo' don git de foot of de ole
man. New York Journal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22
BACK AT HIS OLD BUsINEss.

Tramp--Madam, have pity on a
poor man out of employment. | have
not tasted food for two days.
Lady-What is your occupation?
Tramp was formerly a teacher
of stage dancing.
Lady-Well. take this AK and go
around to the woodpile and see IL
you have forgotten how to do the
split.-Chicago News.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22

VERY CAPABLE.
fired is very capable" said Aunt
Nancy. But I doubt If he has head
enough to fill his fathers Shoes
Youths Companion.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22
HE HAD BEEN THERE OFTEN

Did you ever" asked the young
husband. have your wife look you
i'm the eye when you came home and
ask YOU II you had not forgotten
something?'
Many a time. me boy" answer
ed the old married man. she does
yet In the early days II used To
mean kiss. but now il is usually
81 reference To wiping my shoes. -
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22
HOW 1T HAPPENED.

When she sat down.
There was a burst of laughter and
applause
When she sat down.
And IL was not because
or oratory. wit or sayings nice.
When she sat down.
She sat down on the ice,
New York Journal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22

GOOD GROUND FOR ANGER.
why are you SO angry, Colonel?"
asked Major Covington OF Colona
Bloograss.
'Ive been insulted, major"
How"
MY wife called me "A hydrant-
headed monster. "--Pittsburg Chron-
icle Telegraph.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22
New York World.

EXPLAINED.
Jack-Her father travels at lun
sering gait.
Mack--Yes. He's got a wooden
Ieg.-New York Journal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22

The Condemned-Say, IL you fell
lers is goin ter hang me, why don't
you hurry up?
Leader OF the Mob-Kain't. ole
man. De kaleidoscope man amt ar
rived yit, an he's paid thousand
fer the privilege. New York Jour
nal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1898-01-22
rNCHEsTERFIELDIAN.

rNClIESTERFIEL
Alkali Ike--What did they Jail
ther tenderfoot fur?
Cactus Pete--Breach of etiquette.
Carried a knife in his pistol pocket.
New York Journal
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-07-29
Strength of Limb In Man and Woman.


According to the last report Of the
doings Of the anthropometric labora-
tory, London. the following interesting
data were established concerning the
relative strength and length Of limbs in
man and woman-yiz: In man, in 80. 8
cases ont Of 100, the right arm was
stronger than the left; in IS. 1 cases the
arms were each OF equal strength final
". in 32.7 cases out Of 100, the left
arm was the stronger Thus it seems,
contrary TO the general understanding
of this subject, that ont Of every ten
men there are more than three whose
right arm is not so strong as the left.
The data show, however, that the pro
portion is better distributed in women-
that is, out of 100 only 46.9 possessed
more strength in the right arm, and
24.5. or near one-fourth, have more
strength in the left. DynamOmetric ex-
periments have likewise proved that in
women the upper limbs possess the
same strength much oftener than IN
men. since out Of 100 there were ESQ
that gave the same results in the two
arms. As regards the respective length
of the limbs, it seems that in most cases
the right arm and the left leg are the
longer, the following proportions being
noted ut the laboratory il measuring 80
skeletons of adults men and women: In
% cases the left leg and the right arm
were the longer, in cases it was, on
the contrary, the right leg and the left
arm, and in cases only the limbs Of
the right side were longer than those Of
the left.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-07-29

In theater box the other night sat
two people-a we'll known prizefghter
and his wife. The young woman in pro-
file at the front Of the box was very
pale and blond. Her gown was a light
silyery sort of blue or gray, and she
wore a small bonnet like a butterfly on
her masses Of straw colored hair. Her
face was colorless, clean cut and immo-
bile as marble. Its sharp, delicate out
line stood out in silhouette against the
priZefghter' dark head.
In the shadow the mans figure was
half lost, but the powerful lines of his
face showed sharply against the dusky
hangings. He, too, looked immoyable-
as bronze From time to time kilograms
were handed to him. which he tore
open, glanced at and threw aside with
q brusque movement.
Neither the man nor the woman look
ed at the house, nor they did not seem
deeply interested i'll the stage. They
said not a word to each other.
The two profles, one relieved against
the other, were like cameo i'll white,
brown and dusky ed.-New York Com
mercial
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-07-29
Skeletons In "A Cave.

A cave, heretofore unknown, was dis
covered at Belpre, near Parkershurg. re-
Gently on the farm of B. \. Prince The
entrance, which is extremely small,
will only permit one person to enter at
a time. Some distance back, however,
a large room, 20 feet square, of solid
stone, was encountered. Dates as far
back as 1898 are carved on the walls.
In one corner Of the room a stone door,
which swings on large steel hinges,
opens into another room, about ten feet
below the first, which, when examined,
was found to contain hundreds Of hui
man skeletons. This was supposed to be
a vault for the disposition of the dead
in the days Of the aborigines. Twenty
feet still lower, to which one can de-
scend with the aid of a rope, is another
apartment. Here is large pool of wa
ter, clear as crystal, in which are nu-
merous fish, resembling somewhat the
common suntsh. Hundreds of stone fish
are to be found in the different sections
Of the cave, upon which are carved
dates reaching back into the fifteenth
;eutary. Charleston (W. Ya.) Letter
Il Baltimore American.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-07-29

Pedestrians on Sixth avenue the other
day were startled to see a common look
ing man crossing the street with beau
tiful young woman in his arms. The
fair creature was faultlessly dressed,
though hatless, and did not seem to OBJ
ject to her mode Of conveyance in the
least for her arm was around the man :
neck and her golden head rested against
his. The curious in the crowd rushed
up to get a nearer view Of the strange
sight. But when within few feet Of
the pair they turned abruptly, with a
smile, half of disappointment, half OF
satisfaction, at the solution of the mys-
terry. The beautiful young lady was a
lay figure belonging to one Of the de-
partment stores in the neighborhood.-
New York Commercial Advertiser.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-07-29
She Got IL Wrong.

Never monkey with a foreign Ian
guage unless you are reasonably certain
Of your grip upon it. 1t was my sad fate
to have personal acquaintance with
the new woman wO spoke of Father
Pere Hyacinthe, " and also of the good
soul who pronounced the word mai
vete" "naveet. | have stunned the
man who constantly mentioned 1.-THE
La Cigale club" and taken French
leave of the girl who fell down with
her Partisan accent But the browning
atrocity was perpetrated last Tuesday
evening, when the legion boys were re-
turning from the last drill at the ar
mory. She came by leaning with great
lean on his arm, and the slim young
fellow supported her as a stick does a
flower. 1t was IA calm, sweet night, and
as the two walked slowly up the street
some of the boys were heard in the dis
lance singing rs they went onward.
Listen" she exclaimed Joyously.
doesn't that sound sweet? What il
that tune they are singing? 1t sounds
SO familiar. "
Eyes, / have heard it often, " replied
her escort, listening. Its not I'll,
High Born Lady, Mo-
"Oh, recollect what it is now, " she
broke in suddenly. why, they are
singing the 'Marsailles. "
And as she resumed her lean on him
and went by the spirit of Rouget do
Isle. the author of the "Marseillaise,
uttered long, hoarse groan.-Louis-
vile Times.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-07-29
clpars For Dewey and His Men.

SAYS a cigar dealer in the Phlladel'
mia Record; Admiral Dewey and ms
band of heroes at Manila will receive
pleasant surprise when the next trans
port reaches the Philippines in lot OF
10, 600 choice cigars donated by patriotic
admirers in the trade. Luxuries are I'M
doubtedly scarce in the Asiatic ileet'
and the thought of how much the Amer
lean Jackies would enjoy IA good smoke
induced Frederick A. Fowler OF %
South Sixth street 10 communicate with
several cigar firms relative to forward
ing contributions TO the east Generous
responses were made. One firm sent 0OI
cigars of a special brand, for Admiral
Dewey's own use, which cannot be du'
plicated until the Cuban crops grow
again. Others sent from 500 to l,OOC
cigars each, and the box that will leave
this city tomorrow for Manila, by way
of San Francisco. will contain 10000
cigars. A second box may 10 sent later. y
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-07-29

lantic struck Mars head. Well, my
friends, our world has gone into a worse
shipwreck. Sin drove it on the rocks
The old ship has lurched and tossed in
the tempests of 5000 years. Out with
the life linel l do not care what denom-
ination carries it. Out with the life
boat LIDO not care what denomination
rows it. Side by side, in the memory
of common hardships, and common
trials, and common prayers, and COM
mon tears, let us be brothers forever.
We must DO
One army Of the living God,
To his command we bow:
Part of the host have crossed the food,
And part are crossing now.
And expect to see the day when all
denominations of Christians shall join
hands around the cross Of Christ and
recite the creed: Il believe in God the
Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and
earth, and in Jesus Christ, and i'll the
communion of saints, and in life ever
lasting Amen. "
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-07-29
THE PRESIDENTS FLAG.
That Designed For Mckinley Recalls tine
Experience Arthur Had with His

"The presidents flag which has been
designed for President Mckinley is not
exactly new thing" remarked an ord
nance officer Of the army to reporter,
Though it is new as far as the idea OF
a general flag is concerned. The navy
got MP a presidents flag for President
Arthur. but he used it but once. lie
wanted to take an ocean trip TO New
York on the presidential yacht, the
Dispatch, and the question was raised
that under the provisions Of the consti-
tuition he could not do so. for tue reason
that the constitution forbids the presl-
dent leaving the United States while he
is president.
at was urged on him that if he flew
a presidential flag on the Dispatch he
would be in the United States, in a
LEGAL sense-that is, he would not yio-
late the constitutional provision while
sailing under it even if he did 90 out on
the ocean. General Arthur, who was a
lawyer himself, was not exactly welded
10 the idea but he let the opinions OF
]
but that was all he would make. Since
then the presidential flag has never been
used. and / ann not exactly clear what
has become of it. l AM very clear. how
ever, in the opinion that no president
will ever make an ocean trip under II
unless there is some change made III
that particular provision OF the consu-
tuition, which is not very likely 70 hap
pen. While at Newport President Ar
thur had a talk with Justice Miller,
then Of the United States supreme court,
and jeremiah Black Of Pennsylvania,
who was one Of the leading constitu-
tional lawyers Of the country. They
both told him that it mattered not what
kind of a flag he few or who made IT,
it was a dangerous proceeding III every
particular and it would be better that
it should not be repeated. That settled
the presidential flag as far as ocean trips
were concerned.
During the same evening Jeremiah
Black told President Arthur that An
drew johnson, when he was president,
once consulted him on a question viii h
involved the same principle. 1t appears
that President Johnson, during a visit
to Niagara Falls, took a carriage ride
and, without thinking much where the
driver was taking him, found himself
on the Canadian side Of the river. He
remained there but few minutes, re.
turning Immediately to the American
side.
A paragraph gotinto the papers about
the ride, which annoyed the president
50 much that he personally requested a
number of newspaper writers to refrain
from mentioning it. The result Of this
was that there was but little publicity
ever given to the incident though l re
Gently conyerscd with newspaper man
who saw President johnson on Canadian
soil. but who at his solicitation, never
made any publication Of the matter.
Judge Black told President Arthur that
he had TO tell President johnson that,
although he did it unwittingly he had
violated the constitution and that de-
parture Of one foot from the American
shore. under flag or not, was rs much
violation as ten or more leagues out to
sea. Washington star.