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seen enough of you to know that you
are original"
The Young Man bowed gravely.
(Which means" he said, that in re-
turn for my kindness to you to-day
you would coop me up in an office and
by the dull routine of business reduce
me to an uninspired machine like your
self. BY helping me to earn the means
of enjoying life you would kill in me
the power Of enjoyment. Why, you
didn't even know you had palate un-
til / ordered this dinner for you. Your
stomach is simply kind of fire box
into which you put certain amount
of fuel every day in order to keep up
your steam. Your heart has long been
merely force pump, never thrilled by
enthusiasm or human emotions, and
your brain is kind Of spider that con
tinually spins schemes to entrap the
unwary. To-day, for the first time
since you have been a boy, there has
been something human aroused in you,
and your offer, while absurd in the ex-
treme, shows that you might do some
good in the world if you only knew
how
We'll, then, will you teach me?''
Il can't promise. I am not charitable
by nature, and I think I have done
enough to-day in the way Of putting
fellow being on the true road to en-
joyment. Perhaps we who are poor
are too selfish in keeping our troubles
to ourselves instead of making rich
men happy by letting them help us. but
we have our faults just like other peo-
ple.''
Mr.. Putancall could make no reply
to this enigmatical speech, so he did
all that was in his powac-he paid the
bill
But let us part as friends" said the
Young Man, putting out his hand as
they reached the street.
Aren't you going to tell me your
name?"
No. I prefer, like the good fairies
In the stories, to be nameless.''
They shook hands. and the Young
Man disappeared in the crowd, perhaps
in quest of a new adventure, and the
millionaire returned TO his cheerless
apartments, wondering if it all had
peeh cream. p. McARTHUR
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spent his last %
cent piece in pur-
chasing a bou-
tonniere Of Yale
blue violets; then
he walked up
Fifth avenue,
New York, to
mediate on what
he had to be
thankful for.
My liver is In
excellent cOndi-
tion, . he reflect
od .y,ou sins are
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EXCURSION, 10 Montgomery street. San
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Story of Sir Walter Scott.

and where they did it!"-Chicago Tri-
bune.
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THE new CHARITY.

Copyright, 1898, by the Author.)
HE Young Man
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Misses Annie Hackney Hattie Miller.
and Alma Miller, Messrs. F. T. Taylor.
G. L. Taylor, Gus McAlvadn. w. j.
Thompson, J. ]. Smith, s. r. Curry,
T. B. Hagorty, F. Kruse, ]. Council, ].
p. Shook, George Sylor, George H.
Smith, NJ Pelton, Charles Scott, J. Da-
Wis, G. Imhof, E. Finch, VIM. Gould,
NJ. Surbaugh, G. Tagtmeier. A Deely
G.. Bauer, B. Deely and George White.
Last Tuesday afternoon Mrs. r. p.
Burr gave an ''at home" to Mrs. Perry
and her pupils. About eighty invita-
tionS We're given to former pupils, and
the occasion was a very enjoyable one
to all.
Last Sunday a very pleasant and en-
joyable launch ride up the river was
given in honor Of Miss Ruby Roylance
Of San Francisco, who is visiting some
of her relatives here. The party com
sisted of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Conn,
Mr.. and Mrs. George Sherman, Mr.. and
Mrs. F. N. Kidder of San Francisco
Mrs. c. Grant, Mrs. Evelyn Mason, Miss
Sophie Jones, Miss Quene Robin. Miss
Ruby Roylance of San Francisco, 0.
Morrison, James Leopold, p. F. Ruman,
]. J. Monteverde and Edward j. Ellis
worth.
Amid the good wishes of a host OF
friends, Miss Nellie Raught, the young
est daughter of the late Captain w. L.
Raught and Mrs. Captain Condrey, was
united in marriage to George Gostick
on Monday at high noon at st. Pauls
Episcopal Church. The ceremony was
performed by Rev. Mr.. Mel. Many
beautiful presents We're given the bride
by adrniring friends and relatives,
among them being many useful articles
that go toward thief establishment of
a home. The bride was attended by her
sister, Miss Tillie Raught, and the
groom by his brother, Charles Gostick.
On the conclusion of the ceremony a
wedding breakfast was rendered the
guests. after which the bride and
groom. amid a storm Of rice and good
wishes. departed for Monterey to spend
their honeymoon, and on their return
| will reside in their new home on 1922 n
street.
| Miss Mildred Hill Of Oakland is Wis
| iting Sacramento, the guest Of Miss
Jane Morrison.
Charles Luce of San Francisco Is
stopping in this city, and will remain
until after the Fourth.
| Mr. and Mrs F. H. Krebs have re-
turned from Tuscan Springs.
Clarence Gaines left last night for a
short visit to Red Bluff.
|
Dana Perkins has returned to Sac
| ramento again.
| Arthur Williams departed yesterday
for a two weeks stay at San Luis
| Obispo
Miss Ida Smith of CORTLAND is spend
ing few days with Miss Leta M. Ross.
Miss Sybil Gerber leaves this morn
| ing for an extended visit to Pacific
| Grove.
Miss Helen Hooper of San Fran
cosci is stopping at the residence OF
Mrs. w. H. Govan.
! Rev. A. c. Herrick, who had for a
long time resided at 1904 N street, has
taken up his residence at 1511 street.
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morrow for Pacific Grove to spend the
summer there
Horace Jones and Will Uren spent
Sunday at Boca.
Miss Grace Foisie will spend the
summer in San Francisco visiting her
sister Mrs. Gamble.
Mrs. H. D. Nash has taken cottage
at Bolinas Bay for the summer. and
will be accompanied by the following
Sacramentans Mrs. William Wood
and daughter Marian, Mrs. Adolph
Scheld, Mrs. K. L. Douglas, Mrs. M. A.
Wightman, Mrs. c. c.. Bonte, Rita
Colclough; w. w. Douglas and Har-
mon Bonte
Miss Jennie Crofton and Miss Irene
Richardson will pass the summer days
at Miss Crofton's home in Los Gatos.
Mrs. d. A. Lindley and children will
join Judge and Mrs. S. c. benson at
Lake Tahoe, where they will enjoy the
summer vacation
Mrs. George H. Perry, with her sons,
Harold and Raymond, will come up
from Alameda to spend the Fourth
Dray.
Mrs. G. M. Dixon and daughter Car
roll departed on Thursday evening for
q two months sojourn in the southern
part Of the State.
Mrs CoorCo pbinpov onI fop,i1v have
gone to Oakland for the summer.
Mrs. Henry Hebron and family have
taken a cottage at Santa Cruz for sew
eral weeks.
Mrs. George A. Johnson has so far
recovered from her recent illness as to
be able, with the escort of her brother,
James TRULY, to leave for Pacific
Grove, where she will remain some
time.
Mrs. Samuel Pope and Miss Miley
Pope, will spend the summer at Pacific
Grove.
Mrs. Fred Johnson will spend the
Fourth in San Francisco.
Mrs. L. Tozer and Walter Tozer in
tend to pass a few weeks at Santa
Cruz. General Tozer will shortly leave
for the East.
Three California boys have recently
graduated from Harvard Medical Col
lege-William Saul Louisson of San
Francisco. Frank Raymond Dray of
Sacramento and Harry Horner Ger
main of Los Angeles. The medical
college gives two degrees, those of Doc
tor of Medicine and Doctor of Medicine
"cum laude" with honor. Mr.. Dray,
who had already attained the degree Of
B. "A. at Stanford University, was for
tunate enough to gain the honor de-
gree at Harvard. This is greatly to his
credit when added to the fact that he
passed the usual four years course in
three and one-half years. Doctor Dray
expects to return to California before
long visiting his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Findley r. Drs.y, before finally entering
on his professional career.
Mrs. ]. Wilcox Of East Oakland, ac-
companied by her nieces, the Misses
Jewett. is visiting Mrs. William Owl
nellie.
Mrs. Frank Smith, who has been Wis
iting ia San Francisco for the past two
months. returned home last Monday
evening.
The many friends Of Charles Pink
ham, who has been away attending
college, are glad to welcome him home.
He is accompanied by his cousin, Rus
sell L. Starr of New York
.
Mrs. Richardson of Stockton is visit
ing her daughter Mrs. Frank L. Gray
Of this city.
Miss Elizabeth Sullivan Of San Fran
cisco is visiting in this city.
Mrs. Marion De Vries and Miss Lulu
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IN THE SUPERIOR COURT, STATE
Of California, County of Sacramento.
In the matter of the estate of Ed
WARD MALONE, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that FRIDAY,
the 18th day of July, 1898. at 1:30 o'clock
p. m. of said day, and the courtroom of
Department One. of said court, at the
Courthouse, in the city of Sacramento,
fornia, has been appointed as the time
and place for proving the will Of said
Edward Malone, deceased. and for hear
the issuance to her of letters testament
tary thereon.
Witness my hand and the seal Of said
court. this I'd day Of July, 1898.
(SeaD w. B. HAMILTON. Clerk.
By E. s. Wachhorst, Deputy Clerk.
Endorsed: Filed July e. 1898.
w. B. HAMILTON. Clerk.
BY E. s. Wachhorst Deputy.
James B. Devine and Charles I. Hughes
ATTORNEYS for Petitioner jv3-td
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Wm p Coleman and Ed r. Hamilton,
being separately sworn, each for himself
says that VIM. p Coleman Is President
and Ed r. Hamilton is Cashier of the
Sacramento Bank the corporation before
mentioned. and the foregoing statement is
true w. p. COLEMAN,
ED r. HAMILTON.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
1st day of July, 1898.
(Seal) NJ K. BARRETT,
Notary Public in and for the County of
Sacramentn State of California 1t
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DIVIDEND NOTICE,
Farmers and Mechanics Savings Bank.

THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF TIE
Farmers and Mechanics Savings Bank
have declared a dividend Tor the semi
annual term ending June 3d. 1898, at the
rate of 4.2o per cent. per annum on term
deposits and 315 per cent. per annum on
ordinary deposits payable on and after
July 5, 1885,
B. u. STEINMAN, President.
jy3-1w C. H. CUMMINGS. Secretary.
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Mrs Russell Flint left for Pacific
Grove last Tuesday, where she expects
to remain until September 1st
Mr. and Mrs Perrin Stanton and
daughter Birdie left for Lake County
last Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs Henry Burnham will
leave for Pacific Grove in a few days.
Last Tuesday J. B. Giffen and fam
lily left for Pacific Grove, where they
will spend the summer months.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. C. Hopkins and
family have gone to Vermont, where
they expect to remain about six
months.
Mrs. Strachan went to San Fran
cisco a week ago Friday to visit her
son Hugh, who sailed for Manila on
Monday.
Mrs. G. T. Pike and daughter, Hat
tie, expect to leave for Pacific Grove
soon, to spend the summer there.
Eugene Smith has gone to Grass VAL
ley, where he will remain for some
time.
Miss Lille Evans has gone to Deer
Park Inn to spend the summer She
is accompanied by her two nieces,
Misses Elsie and Linda Collins Of Oak
land
Miss Alice Montfort came up from
San Francisco on Tuesday to attend
the High School hop. While here she
will be the guest of Mrs. 7. B. Hall.
Miss Donna Felter of San Francisco
is visiting relatives here.
The Plaisance Club was entertaine ed
last Monday evening by Miss Ruby
Cooper. The house and grounds were
decorated in the national colors. Music
was rendered during the evening, and
after the usual number of games a de-
lightful supper was served. Those who
attended were Misses Gertrude Wise
man, Jeanette BirdsaIl Laura Diars-
sen, Hazel Hubbard. Kate Willis, Alice
Washburn, Jessie Tufts, Margie Faris,
George Carroll, Nellie Allen, Florence
Jones, Katherine Hoehn. Pauline John
son. Berdie Howe, Helena Oatman,
Gladys Wiley, Stella Wiley, George
Montgomery, Blanche Dwinelle, Gwen
dolyn Matthews and Ruby Cooper;
Messrs Elwood WOODBURY., AL Golard,
Frank Mott, Harry Julian. Will Hop
kins, Claus Wahlander, George Beard
Harmon Bonte, Dave Cowden, Max
Van Norden, Hobart Pierson, Miller
Epson. Will Weigt. William Mckinley,
Charles Mel, George Lorenz, Carroll
Morris, Al JOY and H. Macintosh Of
San Francisco.
Miss Lestena Green of CORTLAND
came to Sacramento on Wednesday
for the High School party. She Wis
tied Miss Ethel Hall.
Miss Nellie Bullock of Woodland will
spend the Fourth with Miss Nell Allen.
Mr.. Mcintosh of San Francisco Is
visiting at the home of Mr.. Cooper.
Hugh Hopkins of Auburn spent the
past week visiting relatives in this city.
Mrs. M. Powderly and daughter will
leave on Monday for Pacific Grove.
A. Schmidt and family leave to-
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DIVIDEND NOTICE.
Peoples Savings Bank,
SACRAMENTO, CAL.

THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE
Peoples Savings Bank has declared a div
June 80 1898. at the rate OF 4.20 per cent.
per annum on term deposits and SIS per
cent. per annum on ordinary deposits, pay
able on and after Tuesday. July 8, 1898.
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Dividend Notice Of the Sacramento Bank.

THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE
Sacramento Bank have declared a divi-
dend for the semi-annual term ending
June &c. 1898, at the rate Of 2O-100 Fer
cent. per annum on term deposits and
deposits. free of all taxes and payable
on and after July s. 1898.
iy3-6t ED r. HAMILTON, Cashier.
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VIM. p. Coleman and Ed r. Hamilton
being separately sworn. each for himself,
says that VIM. p. Coleman is President
and Ed r. Hamilton is Cashier Of the
Sacramento Bank, the corporations above
mentioned. and that the foregoing state
ment is true. w. p. COLEMAN,
ED r. HAMILTON.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
LIST day of July, 1898.
(Seal.) NJ. K BARRETT,
Notary Public in and for the County Of
Sacramento, State of California
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

BAKER & HAMILTON, wholesale hard
ware, bicycles, carts, buggies, carriages
phaetons, Balm farm and header wagons
Send for catalogue
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NEW TODAY. Es
Semi AnnuaI Statement Sacramento Bank.

STATEMENT OF THE CAPITAL
stock and reserve fund of the Sacramento
Bank "a corporation), doing business at 431
street in the City of Sacramento State
of California. on the morning Of July /,
1898:
Capital stock paid up In gold
toiiA 1fVU-luU w
Reserve fund .................... So 600 90
Ioldi S4DU,UUU w
State of California, County of Sacra-
mPntO
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THE GREAT BICYCLE MEET
MONDAY, 2P. n. SHARP.

NO CONFLICT WITH HORRIBLES.
who walt until races are over. Reserve
clean, sheltered seats Sunday and on
Monday to noon sharp, at Fifth and X
streets. Admission only % cents. Half
hundred entries from eight cities.
CAPITAL. CITY WHEELMEN
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1Old1 udDll1ticS. 3ool. I'll ~
State of California, County Of Sacra-
B. u. Steinman and d. d. whitbeck be-
ing each separately sworn for himself.
says, that B. u. Steinman is President
and D. d. Whitbeck is Cashier of the
Farmers and Mechanics Savings Bank,
and that the foregoing statements are true
to the best of their knowledge and belief.
B. U. STEINMAN, President.
u. d. WHITBECK, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
1st day of July, 1898.
(SeaD Signed MALCOLM c. GLENN.
Notary Public in and for the County of
Sacramento, State of California.
ers' and Mechanics Savings Bank. cor
poration, doing business in the City of
Sacramento, State of California, at the
close of business June 30, 1898.
Authorized capital stock. $500 600 90
Capital stock subscribed. ......... 100000 90
Capital stock paid in.............. 10000 90
Reserve fund. ....................... ~ a9 ~
State Of California, County Of sacra-
mento-sS.
B. q. Steinman and D. D. whitbeck be-
ing each separately sworn for himself,
says, that B. L. Steinman Is President
and D. d. Whitbeck is Cashier of the
Farmers and Mechanics Savings Bank,
and that the foregoing statements are true
to the best of their knowledge and belief
B. U. STEINMAN, President.
D. d. WHITBECK, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before ME this
1st day of July, 1898.
(Sea) Signed MALCOLM c. GLENN,
Notary Public in and for the County Of
Sacramento State of California 1t
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SACRAMENTO BANK.


Statement of the assets and liabilities Of
the Sacramento Bank Ca corporation) do
ing business at the corner of and Fifth
streets, in the City of Sacramento, State
of California, on the morning Of July :,
1898:
ASSETS.
Loans secured by deeds of
trust, mortgages and
tracts on real estate and i'm
provements in the State of
California ....................s2 50, 81, 2s2 81
Bank building and f1xtures...... 25,0G0 90
Real estate and improvements. 8S7.22l 80
Warrants and tax certificates. ia 80
Personal property. .......-........ 1868 Il
Cash on hand and due from
banks OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 1921 IS
Total Observation-Disclosures. 49, OIL, 239 81
LIABILITIES.
Capital stock paid in..............$ 100000 60
Reserve fund. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. $1,000 90
Profit and loss. .................... 1l,439 80
Term deposits. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 5S4, 09S OF
Ordinary deposits. ...............1 f93,S74 60
Apportioned for dividend. ........ 66,500 90
Collection account. 1881 80
Other liabilities ................... 80 90
Total OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. GIL, 22s 81
State of California, County of Sacra-
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Mrs. NJ. Powderly and daughter will
leave on Monday for Pacific Grove
A. Schmidt and family leave to-
The record-union., 1898-07-03

Hugh Hopkins of Auburn spent the
past week visiting relatives in this city
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ICE CRE "a M

ICE CREAM,
ICES AND LEMONADE WILL BE
served at popular prices by the Catholic
Ladies' Relief Society at Seventh and
X, Capital Hotel building, on the Fourth
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Farmers and Mechanics
SAVINGS BANK.

Statement of the condition of the Farm
ers' and Mechanics Savings Bank. a cor
poration, doing business in the City of
Sacramento, State of California, at the
close OF business June 80, 1898:
ASSETS
Bank premises .................s Y, 500 60
Loans ON real estate. 355, 80 66
Cash on hand and due from other
banks NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 49,s0s 81
Other real estate and improve
ments ........................ 1858 6S
Furniture and fixtures. .......... 2,G00 90
Other NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. %, S13 81
Total assets. $685., I'll 20
LIABILITIES
Capital stock paid in. $3.50, COO 90
Due depoSitorS. Observation-Disclosures. 497, $50 80
Reserve fund. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 20, $50 90
Undivided profits and surplus. 1854 IL
Other liabilities. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. :02 33
Total liabilities. .s6S2..n 20
State of California, County Of Sacra-
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Miss Lestena Green of CORTLAND
came to Sacramento on Wednesday
for the High School party. She Wis
tied Miss Ethel Hail.
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Miss Nellie Bullock Of Woodland will
spend the Fourth with Miss Nell Allen.
The record-union., 1898-07-03

Mr.. Mcintosh of San Francisco Is
visiting at the home of Mr.. Cooper.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1898-09-08

churches and back all religious and
moral movements. Many of the half
caste families are thoroughly edu-
Gated and are familiar with European
capitals and languages. They live
in luxurious homes filled with the
product of American, English and
French handicraft and art. At this
time many of them are living upon
allowances, their thriftless mode of
life, now represented in mortgaged
estates, having made it necessary to
put their affairs in the hands OF
trustees. In the winter season when
hundreds CT American. English and
French tourists come here, there may
be weeks of picnics among the
banana and cocUanut trees, evening
dancing at the hotel, dinners and
receptions at the great roomy resi-
dences of the English and Americans
who came here a generation ago.
married Kanaka girls, inherited from
them great amounts Of land. and got
rich in growing sugar for the United
Chronicle.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1898-09-08
ACROSS THE BLUE SEA.

Sumatra kerosene is competing with
the Russian Oil IN the markets Of the
far cast. The supply seems to be in
exhaust Bile.
Pinaforte discipline seems to rule
On the Italian iro clad Lepanto-
When in a Spanish port some time
ago every one on board from the
admiral down, Clipped in t. buy q
ticket in Spanish government lot
terry. The ticket drew prize Of
$500, GEO. which has been divided up
among he officers and crew.
Miss Hsu of Sooehow recently mar
RED red flower vase as substitute
for her betrothed. who died before
the wedding day. He was son Of
Lu Jen Hsiang, vice CHARGE lor Of the
Imperial academy at Picking. The
young woman having determined to
marry no enc else, adopted this
means to inter her betrothed's family
and so be treatel as a widow. The
people of Soochow are talking Of
building stone arch to eommemO-
rate Miss Hsu's virtues.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1898-09-08
CUPID IN A CANTEEN.

d" If the soldier who receives this
canteen should chance to uncover it
let him remember the young lady that
covered it by addressing a letter to
her, as she likes to hear from our
soldiers, and | hope the soldier that
receives this will vote for Little Mac,
fer I hope we shall have him for cur
next president. We have had enough
Of Old Abe"
The letter was signed by Rosa
Corvin. Pill Gold street, Brooklyn.
In the years during which this letter
of a sentimental school girl has been
moldering away in the old cante il the
character of the best sections of the
big cities has changed, and that part
Of Gold street today is a tenement
quarter. In 1864 it was a good resi-
dental district.
4 dispatch from Rock Island. III,
announces that d letter Written in
1854 by mantle Brooklyn girl IF
16 has just been discovered in an
old canteen. A workingman at the
| Rock Island arsenal found the letter
faded and brown. in one Of d number
| Of canteens made in Brooklyn durin :
| the civil war and sent to Rock Island
to be recovered. The letter reads
follows:
The former scho-l girl, Miss Rosa
| Corvin, has since become Mrs. NJ. Y
Leary, and now lives at 1852 Seven n
avenue, Manhattan. She sad last
night that she was a very young
girl in 1864, and that she had t.
recollection Ct having written tn:
letter which was found in the Ole
canteen. In fact. she was so very
young at that tine that she. though
it impossible that she could ha
written it.