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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
NEWS OF R|CHMOHI
Hottest Primary Election Eve
Held at the Capital.
FIlZ LEE. JR., RETURNs
Wy officials Coming to the Launching q II, Is
SF cnti Car. Baseball Team to
Meet AT Charlotte on
the 2Ith. sssSssSs
(Sgt- inl u the Daily Press !

o[
RlthMCND, VA, March Io-Riesfss
ispiLi is IN the n4iSt of the ncplert1
primal election ever he'd Since is
o COCK TINS morning the cand dates a1N5
IN! ,ns't' ieuteEiins nave been on the, gos
lhe crowd around the polling ptssss
are FeEV large. but 1lUIfe but the. voters;
ure allowed TO approach the ba4lUt boz
ne hSnt is stTcty on THE LeaE,sA|
ai'u ailtA-L'-uSue Ines, with the Aios-s
poets at late hour this afte1noln ofs
the. Cub men (anti-Leag ue) swee,pfnFs
the city. All SORTS If imaginable cons.
tr.Nanccs for conveying people to the
polls atc in uvnanAi, and tire ~earnS H1e
oeIecked with piacards asking the pso-
Pc 70 Vote for this or that cain1idate.:
me result VIII. hardly DE known bssnqrSs
lhu,sIay morning. The contest for
mayor, between Colonel john s, Hs5rs
Wool and Hon. R NJ Taylor Dis, 8 ysrsr'
case and exciting one, and the osfieaad
vote WILL Ire necessary to name che
w.nner. $3.50;
LATER.-A large vote was pollesl IN
the municipal primary e.ectlon here ~
day. The tight was one entirely witl1ss
in the DENT cratic party, especial In
terest being impaired to it, however,
ny reason of the fact that some of thu
council candidates We're endorsed by the;
G"ru GoNernment League. At 1 o'c1aaLs
this "Wednesday morning the indfca-
tlrns are that the incumbents OF chss3
municipal offices proper have been NOM
mated, but it is Impossible to tell any
lining ah.ut the council. as the vote In
nLrt one forth of the precincts has been
counted. gSSs
There was q small fire this aftetuoau;
at ) O'Clock in the rear of VOTtde.elhI ST
s'1t,sil. in the West End. resulting an
the destruction OF a saloon and a negros
Sh":.,y. The damage Was trtling.
f!iznuSn Lee, Jr, returned today
from Havana, where he has been ON a.
visit to his father He was seem today
lars h11t Il. y,x,L1
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
THE NEW OBSERVATION CARS
Between Baltimore and Fittsbure the
Baltimore Il Ohio Railway.

The new observation cars t'Undane'
and Blanca" on TRAINS No. and s. the
New York anti Ctacagt limited trains
on the Baltimore and Ohio ran road.
are the latest cars Of this Isa'tts,:R from
Gently iM finished with spieniii equip
ped buffet. parlor, state rom and OBJ
servat;on end. The observation plaA-
form is a spacia. feature. 1t is six feet
deep. with e1teNlvd roof. the aides be
ing protected by lnrge plate glass; win
dcrws. Passengers can emily the mag
n,flcent scenery on all sides in perfect
com.crt. The buffet is ever ready to
Supply Light refreshments. and dining
cars en- rOu;e serve full meals. TIE
cars are the 1sandsomcSt built by the
Pul inHln company. and win be run tally
between B4i timoTe and Pittgbu;g CA the
trains, n.x-ntEIRe3.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
SEND IN YOUR cory.

flr space i'm ,he Illustrated Launching
Edition Nf tn. Daily Press, ITO be pub
lslted a week from next Thurs :hy.
should send in their COPY at once. 4
la.ge number OF merchants have al
ready secured space. hut soFnc others
have not yet taken advantage of th,.
opportunity tr advertise in the paper
which VIII be the tandsoin@st and mos
wideiy-read publication ever printed
in Newport News. Every business en-
terpvise i'm the city should be repre-
scented in the special launching edition.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16

T. NJ. {. &. Membership Contest Won by
this ..Iseus.'

Person. gong a.0us Washington av-
enue n the vicinity Of tie Y. NJ. {. a.
~ ms at o'r.Gtk last n.Sn;. W"u.N
have been Justified in thinking that q
tribe OF Al,,Ghes in tuIl war pant Ead
broken loose and were pa.n;iuE tEe
,own rsd. II would have been ms
take. however. As the rusty cheers en-
ana ding from the rooms VI the unS
Mems Cav.s tan Association Were sim
ply an eDL-.t.-n OF JOY On the pant Of
u.e Reds" w-.o. a. li.ut hi ur. were
LLInouE, e.I m The v.CiL.s n the close
mas been in progress ivr the .ast Few
Weeks between lIval teams known AS
the Reds and the Greens"
The contest as a whole WAS gree,
success. and instead OF ersat.0S tie
i'll viii which somst nl:s eJ...Ws T.N3.-
ry. seems to have drawn the ind!v!I-
ual members OF the conteetlrg teans
INTO closer fellow Ship.
The Reds" did not have walk
over by any means. the Close be ns ex-
citing enough TO keep the boys guess
ing" mp 70 the last minute.
Following is the result Of the con-
test:
"5als'' :. :. Observation-Disclosures. .6S
The to.n. ulcn.berSh.p OF the aSsUcia-
TIN now IS SO.
One OF the most Interesting features
Of tie contest. 80 ar as the Reds" are
torcernSd. IS TO Cone-A supper is TO
* served 10 them. OIL wtl.ch occasion
uae4: unfortunate rivals Will display
the!r deXterity as walters.
The result of the Individual conte s s
has rUt yet been figured up. but WI
De announced uter and the prizes
offered turned over TO those WHIP Won
them.
There are no Green's IN town today,
or II there are they are OF an excee!ing-
ly Blue" sha@
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
Deeds Record cd.

Deeds have been admitted to record
as follows ia the office OF the clerk eS
courts: ... ...
Thomas e Stagg. ct TX, to Mary
Harrow: consideration. $500.
Gasby Griffin ct. TX. to T.. A. Lam
bert, ct ais, trustees; consideration.
$500.
John G. I;vezey. ct Tx, to James A.
A len. ct as. consider alton. $500.
Junes II. Allen Ell ais. TO Security
Trust Company. trustee; consideration.
1925.
Business Investment Associate to
W. Is. VEST, trustee; confederation, 81, :
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
All Cnts Are Black

In the dark all crackers are pretty mar
the same. but taste them: compare Their
flavors ard let the white Light OF VS.
dom show which is best. When you'll
take this method OF selett!ng them.
Flx's xxx Square Wafer Butter
Cnckers Will take your fancy sure pop
When you try them ycu win know Why
we say this.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
WASHINGTON NOTES.
Interesting News and Gossip ETcfIl
TIE. National Capital.
nh \
From


WASHINGTON. March 15.-Senator
Pr!tchard. of North Carolina, on De
slalf of the people of his State. has IN
vit,ed President Mckinley to attend me
celebration of the Mecklehburg dec
laration VT inN,ependsmc at Chartolts.
y. C.. May 20. This is to he a sTeaE
occasion in NORTH Carolina. The people
of that state cluim tt,at the Me- Klein
burg declaration Of independence. made
Nav 20. 1875. was the moiel of the Atm
If July declaration. 4 monument 10
the stgnerS OF the Mecklenburg decFar-
alton is to he unveiled President
Mckinley has promised to give the sTll-
vitat.on nStdvTatGon. with the nope
mat he nfly he abe to attend.
The Senate committee ON naval al
airs had uqI er consideration today the
resolution inStructing It - make an fp-
yes;fe.ition Of the Maine disaster ana
decided by a vote of SIX to five TO post
nonc action trr the present
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
NEWPORT NEWS DEMOCRATIC CLyl:
Doors Wide Oprn.,n,i the Camp.irr ON In
..... Earnest.

me Newport News Democratic Club
fired the ti.st ca npaL gun last night
Inc rooms OF the club, in Moss Hail
We're thiV"n open u the public, and
i!Nin now on lively campaign VIII be
kept up
Fves !dent f. S. Robinson presided
over the Meeting. There were a number
Of speakers present. inG.uiing Mr.. j. b.
LItey. CT West Point. Va. ana s1..-a
made q short address,
Last night the club decided to invite
all OF tEe candidates for the various
or. ces 10 iay ther claims before the
club. but it mus: be understood ;ha, th,.
club witl not endorse ANY candidate.
The clio aims a n.an.o Ish!p OF
600 voters
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
Clark Taken to Norfolk.

James Clark, the colored fireman OF
,b,a 20 Helen. was taken to Norfolk yes;
te,,.1aV by Detective Snowden to answer
the charge of batraying young cos-i
red woman OF that city.
Clark maintains mis- innocence II y
stated there that Clark's brother Is tne
man responsible for the crime
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
500 Lots MT Auction.

Sale will commence on the 24th of this
month-after the launching Is over
any continue until all are sod. Pro-
perty situated on car line and water
front. For maps and infornxation call
on Powell Bros. s. King ,2761 Wash
Ington avenue. znr2-tf
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16

The nobbiest Hats ever shown in this
city were opened up by Woodward &
Womble this week. The styles are
beautiful. fe27-tf
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
A Happy Woman

Is the houseke eper who buys her coal
and wood from the Warwick Coal and
Wood Co., Twenty eighth street. 5a14-tf
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16
WATSON FOR GOVERNOR.

7 = = y
ATLANTA. GA. March 13.-IFie Pon-.::
list StGte convention meets here to-
morrow It IS quite l!ketN thas i5en.
Tom Watson will 5e nominated Tor gov
~ r,N
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16

SivhnnAh' "a; the light battery at
Kim Ar, ' jr,,.rv en-, 10 ,'n!Vestnn;
tnr. n,,,,,, u"3 na''erteS. from
wi 9s',u'h 70 fort fianco H. one bat
S ~ ION r'''N NadsWHrth TO Fort
,i;in,y ~ , ''' ,,, ONE ni,srfE ir"m Fort
| - ~ ~ from rorl NdtinS
| rn"',If,, t ii''u.
votirg in m,r 1'e ,, war f ttM"rht Pc
| nrnr..r, -. 800, 'i,t,; ~. CJu.' ~
b,,,, -, s,nts ii''lL.'L organizations
n,'',' rms 81 me war depart
| ni,f,,,s ~, vi a''''S' ah'fnu-
| E.ni.s..nt,,iva w c.,,
Carol ma. has received a l,.rt.r fr.,,,
| .r,i Ins.,,h 9, " ~ go '''''' Len :
ing TN. 'E>i,-sI rsst,,at '"t.'.'''n''-
rtvairv Aft.,. ~ n AFRO a ma
! for h;S Rent sn,nn'h ~ - Ni,, Stones
favor of the $50 600 900 am,rop 3mstfss IN
! w.. ~, ,I,,D,, F,''o'V'''' appropriation for
| The n.o,,,. nr S,,,,rh .,r",:
r,aIy an, yir,fnc n,-'1 i'".,"a Sta'M
| in defer, -. Of ma 80 '''- ~
if ever or. ra,Tr,a 80, ''ilo
united today. We know ~, F,ct 10y are
| party line, vhyr 49, ,,.' -" 80 oHai Or
! try is at s,,ka A. ,,,, /, ~ t''t 9 UNI
| m.lnLi m. /, r~.st h.s,, ~ n"UM. l. S"'n
| United States Nv ,In,,,, ~, CO.. VA s.'t
| at the service OF tha pr..: -. 81
while understand that miji,i, 'Y con mo-
| be. pressed jrto r,r,.t' -" I'ii''os
| peri,.i thar, ,,ina,r,,,, longer
| you formally ar;,sr ,,,,. -, " t'i. ,''.5
! President in tn. vt,,nt.a,, r ~, t.e
| months if need Ire. ninety
| TIE people. OF 5, nth C,ro,ir., h,.a
! implicit confidence il, ~. ,vI,,t ,'' ~
President AT this cri,tn,,l ,,,','' r' one
| feel that III. win do tha ,.rnn,,, wi" =!
Mr.. Stokes presented General stD,,,t-.
aein's letter 10 th,ssIsr;.s.S i,'1i.
ter cabinet meeting.
| BOARD LEAVES HAy-),\-,
| HAN ANA, March l5.-rh,4 ,lI,nr.,,,
with the court of inuurv W. ''' : Wv =
Sai, Il tonIsh for Key West f,nn,a -,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16

If you want pictures OF any kind or
size see Wagner 2412 Washington av-
enue. feb 20-tt.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16

Don't forget the little house 2412
Washington avenue when you want
pictures. fe27-tr
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16

Upon the recommendation OF the
Light and Water Committee three
plugs were ordered to ne paced at the
following prints:
nues.
On Twenty eighth street between
Jefferson and Marshall avenues
On Twenty eighth street between
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16

RECEIPTS.
Balance on kand Feb. /. ....... S19,$40 so
Reed from building permits. 81 90
Reed from Police Court. 900. 237 90
reed from taxes (real estate). 100 81
Reed from taxes ((persnnaD. 8 80
Reed from licenses . 1913 %
Reed from engineers q, pt / 90
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1898-03-16

he we'll to cali attention to the lowness
Of many awnings on Washington ave-
nue., but ii was stated that there was
an ordinance requiring them to be a
certain height, and the matter was
dropped.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04
A QUAINT OLD TOWN.
San Juan, the Capital of the Island
of Puerto Rico.
1t Has walls. POrtculIis, Mont, Gates
and BattIements, and Is in Many
Other Respects a Thorough
Iy Medieval City.

San Juan is a perfect specimen of
walled town, with portcullis, moat,
gates and battlements. Built over $50
years ago, it is still in good condition
and repair. The walls are picturesque,
and represent u stupendous work and
cost in themselves. Inside the walls
the city is laid off in regular squares,
six parallel streets running in the
direction of the length of the island
and seven at right angles. The houses
are closely and compactly built of
brick, usually of two stories, succeed
on the outside, and painted in a variety
of colora. The upper floors are occu-
pied by the more respectable peo-
pie, while the ground floors, almost
without exception, are given up to the
negroes and poorer classes, who
crowd one upon another in the most
appalling manner. The population
within the walls is estimated at 10000.
and most of it lives on the ground
floors. In one small room, with finn
sy partition, a whole family will re-
side.
The ground floors of the whole town
reek with filth, and conditions are
most unsanitary. In a tropical coun-
try, where disease readily prevails, the
consequences of such herding may be
easily inferred. There is no running
water in the town. The entire popula-
ton depends upon rain water caught
on the fat roofs of the buildings and
conducted to the cistern, which occu-
pies the greater part of the court
yard that is an essential part of Span
ish houses the world over, but that here,
on account of the crowded condition,
Is small. There is no sewerage except
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04

Bamboo is of universal use in China.
The windows are delicate lattice work
of bamboo and the furniture is of
slender bamboo, bent and curled and
plated. The water bucket is good
big stalk, sawed off just below the joint
and made as deep as is needed above
it. For a bottle, slender piece is
taken and treated in the same way. II
knife is mislaid, good sharp edge of
bamboo is taken, and it does just as
well for everything, except cutting
bamboo, as if it were steel. Hunger
Is kept off by cutting the little tender
shoots, just as they peep from the
ground, and cooking them like aspara-
qua
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04
Getting On In the World.

There are many different ways OF
getting on in the world. It does not
always mean making a great deal of
money, or being great man whom
people look up to with wonder. Leaving
off bad habit for good one is getting
on in the world; to be tidy, instead of
disorderly is getting on in the world;
10 be careful and saving instead of
thoughtless and wasteful is getting on
in the world; and to be active and in-
dustrious, instead of idle and lazy, is
getting on in the world; to be kind
and forbearing, instead of ill-natured
and quarrelsome, is getting on in the
world; in short, when we see anyone
properly attentive to his duties, we may
be sure that he is getting on in the
world.-Detroit Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04
Too Eloquent by Far.

Counsel for the defense had pleaded
with such earnest and pathetic elo-
quence on behalf of his client, who
stood charged with pocket-picking,
that the audience was moved to tears,
and the prisoner himself was rubbing
his eyes with a silk handkerchief. At
that moment the barrister, happening
to glance in his direction, suddenly
stopped in his speech and exclaimed:
why, the rascal is using my handker
chief" Bits.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04

for surface water and sinks, while
vaults are in every house and occupy
whatever remaining space there may
be in the patios not taken up by the
cisterns. The risk of communicating
the water is great, and in dry seasons
the supply is entirely exhausted. Epi-
denies are frequent, and the town is
alive with vermin, mosquitoes and
dogs.
The streets are wider than in the
older part of Havana and will admit
two carriages abreast. The sidewalks
are narrow, and in places will accom-
modate only one person. The pave
ments are of composition manufac-
tured in England from Stag, pleasant
and even and durable when no heavy
strain is brought to bear upon them,
but easily broken and unfit for heavy
traffic.
The streets are swept once day by
hand, and, strange to say, are kept
clean. From its Typographical situa-
ton the town should be healthy, but it
is not. The soil under the city is clay
mixed with lime, so hard as to be al
most like rock. 1t is consequently i'm
peryious to water and furnishes a
good natural drainage. The trade
wind blows strong and fresh, and
through the harbor runs a stream of
sea water of not less than three miles
an hour. With these conditions no
contagious diseases, if properly taken
care of. could exist; without them the
place would be veritable plague spot.
Besides the town within the walls,
there are small portions just outside,
called the Marina and Puerta de
TERRA, containing 1000 or 5000 inhab.
itants each. There are also two sub
urbs, one, San Turce, approached by
the only road leading out of the city,
and the other, Catano, across the bay,
reached by ferry. The Marina and the
two suburbs are situated on sandy
points or splits, and the latter are sur.
rounded by mangrove swamps. The
entire population of the city and sub
urbs, according to the census of 1887,
was $4,000. 1t is now estimated at 3d.
900. Onehalf of the population con-
sists of negroes and mixed races.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04

NO." she said, you don't really love
me-"
Yes, swear d." he protested. 81
love you with all my soul. l would ask
you 10 be my wife tomorrow if l were
properly situated"
But his plea was useless. She had
studied human nature, and knew that
when a man is really in love he doesn't
stop to consider whether he can afford
TO marrY or nOt=CleYeland Leader.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04

To those DESTROYS of owning farm home,
and seeking by industry and thrift to attain
an independent condition in life, no better
chance is afforded than the fertile farming
lands, at low prices and reasonable terms,
situated along the line of the Chicago q
Northwestern R'y, in western Minnesota
and South Dakota
This locality is forging to the front and
yearly gaining immense wealth from its fine
crops, dairy interests and stock raising.
For further information regarding Home
seekers rates, etc, please apply to w. B.
Kniskern. G. P. and T. A., % Fifth Ave,
Chicago
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04
&ffj7l 1zf7 ~ n
Her POnuIaritY.

ct can't see why that Perkley girl is
so popular with the fellows. She could
dispense with at least half a dozen
beaux and still have more than her just
share left. Don't you think she il very
ordinary looking"
''She isn't beautiful; but, say, she
has glorious way of telling a fellow
that he's just the greatest little man
on earth. You can't help thinking that
she really means every word of it,
Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04

get out Of tune 6rouab sck Of care and
break out into ear-tortu.ing discords when
touched, so the human nerves get out of
tune, and make everybody miserable that
comes in contact with them. Every tobacco
users nerves are out of tune more or less,
and the real tobacco-slave's nerves are re-
Taxed to the utmost No-To-Bac is the tun-
ing-key which tightens the nerves, makes
them respond quickly to the emotions, re-
sulting in the happiness of all No-To-B BAG
guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong. We advise all tobacco-users to
take No-To-Bac.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04
THE NEGLECTED WIFE.
SHE.


You used to kiss me fondly
When you come home to tea.
But now you read your paper
And hardly notice me;
You used to say you loved me.
You praised my eyes and hair,
But now you never tell me
That l am sweet or fair;
You used to take me strolling
At dusk beneath the trees,
And often, after dinner,
You held me on your knees;
You used to be so tender,
So thoughtful and so true,
And you were interested
In all 1 had to do;
But now you never listen
To what I have to say,
The love l had is only
A memory to-day.
HE.
All, foolish girl! IT'S yours,
The love you're signing for
But there-keep still-Im anxious
To read about the war.
Cleveland Leader.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04

A little girl, who attends a Maine
public school, has quite an idea of no.
biliry, as was evidenced by her reply
10 her teacher. The class had been
reading about the kings family. The
teacher, wishing to inculcate the cor
rect idea of royal descent, said: Now,
children, if the king and queen had a
son, what would he be?" The Jack, "
was the quick response. - Rockland
(Me) Star
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04

Weary Walks-Say, Grimes, what,
Rusty Ruler been doin'? He looks like
anodder Teller.
Grimes-Why, he was crossin' 4
stream down the road yesterday an
fell in.-Boston Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04

1 must give you credit for having re-
markedly light bread" said the house
wife.
1--WE try to keep it So" replied the
baker.
And you succeed, 1t is so light that
1t goes up in price a great deal easier
than it ever goes down. Washington
Star
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04

Mrs. Springs-How careful your lit
tie boy is of his health! My boy is con-
stantly running out in all sorts of
weather, without overcoat or overshoes,
no matter what L say. How do you
manage?
Mrs. Briggs-When my boy catches
cold | give him cod liver oil.-N. Y.
Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04
Not Quite Exempt.

well, them" said the doctor, "as 1
understand your arguments, you think
if we didn't have any microbes we
wouldn't have any sickness?"
Il didn't say exactly that, doctor" re-
piled the caller; you know we would
still have the doctors. ~ onkers
Statesman.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04
The Adirondack Mountains.

The heart of this wonderful region OF
mountains, lakes, and streams is traversed
by the New York Central & Hudson River
Railroad, and to more fully inform the pub
lie regarding its beauties and easy means of
access the Passenger Department has issued
tains,' describing in detail each resort, and
containing also large map in colors giving
list of hotels, camps, lakes, etc, together
with their location; it has also issued a large
folder, with map, entitled, ''The Adirondack
Mountains and How to Reach Them Civ
.ng complete information regarding stage
lines, steamers. hotels, etc
A copy of the book will be sent to any ad-
dress on receipt of two 2-cent stamps, or the
folder for one 2-cent stamp, by GEORGE II.
DANIELS, General Passenger Agent, Grand
Central Station, New York
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1898-08-04

Hungry Hoggarty (after eating)-
Lady, I'm one Nv de Maine sufferers.
Mrs. Newed-Is it possible? How did
you escape?
Hungry Hoggarty-On a hog train,
Why, say, yer can't git a drink in dat
state fer love err money.-Up to Date,
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Saved His Life.

Saidso--When l was so terribly i'll
had a trained nurse.
Herdso you think she saved your
life?
Saidso-I guess she did; the doctor
quit in Disqualification Life.
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Caller Can l see your typewriter a
few minutes?
Business Marshes engaged, sir.
That's all right, sir. I'm the fellow.
N. Y. Truth.
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Well Qualified,

Examiner-Want to enlist as nurse to
Cuba, Ell? Had any experience with the
sick and wounded?
Fair Applicant-Have l? Well, now!
I've four brothers, everyone of 'em a
scorcher, and pa shaves himself with a
safety razor.-Town Topics