New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-10-07
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The town OF Groton. VT. is terrorized by hood
lums secret organization has been formed
known as THE Dirty Dozen" whose sole purpose
IS to perpetrate unlawful and shameful deeds. Be-
cause OF the actions of these thugs many women
assert they dare be the street in the even
ing.
Here the lecturer grew very earnest am S Son
her own cooking is more likely TO find a place
among the angels than the woman who doesn't. "
with gasoline" said the voice. There is rife in our
age spirit Of levity which often sets at naught
the efforts OF those who can and Will make the
world what it ought to be.-(Detroit Journal.
She across the tea-table)-Do you think George
that we ought TO allow Spain to move the bones
OF Columbus?
He-Certainy. my dear as long as Columbus isn't
kicking.
In Danger All the Time.-'1 would he afraid to
Place much reliance upon MN az Gri,fs moment
Nonsense Why. he lives on the line OF a
trolley road"-(Chicago Post.
The Cape Elizabeth (Me) Sentinel" hears OF .
new method OF violating the lobster law The law
breakers the eggs OF all fish found IN spawn.
and when they have saved up bushel more
they put them through a cider press and make
wine OF them. While the scheme Is rank viola
ton Of the lobster law 1t does not violate the pro-
hibitory law owing to the small percentage OF
alcohol In obseregg wine.
Professor-What happens to gold when II is ex-
Student latter long renection)-Its stolen-(Tit-
Bits.
rhe surviving heroes of the Charge OF the Light
Brigade will observe the anniversary Of the charge
on October 25 An appeal has been issued for sub
scriptions 10 enable the old survivors TO commence
rate the event H. Herbert. No 100 Warwick Road
Kensington. the president Of the fund says: I'VE
should be glad TO be able to pay the whole OF the
expenses OF those who live out of London, and are
needy and unable 10 meet them"
An Improbable Month.-President OF Nicken-
the-Slot Company-How were the profits this
Treasurer-Less than usual The receipts were
not much greater than the expenses
have been in order.-(NewYork Weekly.
A Pennsylvania paper says that to the stranger
who for the first time attends the funeral OF
Pennsylvania German the sight OF the men all
with their hats in the church is certainly a
curious one SILK hats straw hats. felt hats.
derbys-n fact every kind OF headgear except caps
greets tho eye. The wearers are supposed TO be in
such grief that they for the time being ex-
cused from any observance Of the conventional be-
hayior in a house Of worship Forty or Atty years
ago the whskey bottle played An important part
at funerals. but such was the disorder on some oc-
casinns that the clergy. with one accord refused
10 officate funerals whore liquid refreshment
was furnished The old custom Of serving funeral
meats is still observed among OF the farmers.
and four hundred or Ave hundred people aome-
times fed most Of whom never saw the deceased In
whose honor the barbecue is held
II suppose" said the somewhat sarcastic rail-
way official, that you'd like private car: s.
no sub" said Mr.. Erastus Pinkley. u doesn'
want no private cab. ! want you to precinctly un-
duhstan dat officer car amt none 100 sood ron
! "-tWLshington Star.
The city of Syracuse has decided to buy ten vot-
ing-machines.
! Wanted 1t tercd.-Minister 60 newly welded
pair)-The married state imposes various duties.
The husband must protect the wife, while the wife
must follow the husband whithersoeyer he goes
| Bride--Ia, sir couldn't that be altered In our
CASE NJ husbands going to be country post
| mAn.-<Judy -