The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1898-06-06
MISTHER DOOLEY AGIN.
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We'll" Mr.. Hennessy asked. how
goes tn WARP"
Splendid, thank ye,'' said MrDoo1ey
Fine; fine. Itamakes me hear-rt throb
with pride that I'm a citizen iv tn Sixth
wa-ard.''
Has tn ARMY started FIR Cuba
yet?'
Wan ARMY. says ye? Twinty!
Las Choosdah an advance ARMY iv
wan hundred an twinty thousand
men landed I'm tn Gussie. with tin
thousand cannons hurlin' projfck-tyIes
Weighin' eight hundred pounds, swim
teen miles. -WinSdah night a second
ARMY iV injineerS, miners. plumbe
an lawn tennis experts, numberin' in
all four hundred an eighty thousand
men, ARMED with death dealin' cam
ned goods, was hurried to Havana to
storm tn city. ThurSdah mOrnin' three
thousand full rigimints iv trough r
riders swum their hr-rses acrost to
Nationals. an afther a spirited battle
captured tn Rainy Christiny golf links,
two up an hell to play, an will hold
thin again all corners. TIL same afther-
noon TIL regular cavalry con- sistin' iv
four hundherd an eight thOusan' we'll
mounted men, was loaded aboard tn
tug .Lucy~J. an departed on their earn
ed iV death amidst tn cheers iv eight
millyon sojers left behind at Chicka-
manga These cav'lry ill cooperate
with Commodore Schlow, an whin he
destroys tn Spanish fleet as he does
livery Sundah an holy day except in
Lent, an finds out where they ARE an
desthroyS thin, afther batterin down
tn forts where they ARE concealed
so that he can't see thin but thinks
they ARE on their way FIR to fight
Cousin George DOoley, tn cav'lry will
make a dash back to Tampa, where
GinraI Miles is preparin to desthroy
tn Spanish at wan bloW-an' he's tn
boy to blow.
1.-The gin'ral arrived TIL other day
fully prepared FIR tn bloody wurruk iv
war. He had his intire family with
him. He ERODE recklessly into camp
mounted on a superb SPECIAL ca-ar. AS
himself an Uncle Mike Miles, an
Cousin Hennery Miles, an Master
Miles, aged s years, dismounted firm
tn SPECIAL train, they were received
with wild cheers be eight millyn iv tn
bravest sojers that liver give up their
lives FIR their country. The press
cinchorship is so pow'rful that no news
is allowed to go out, but I have it firm
tn SPECIAL correspondent iV Mesilf,
Clancy tn Butcher, Mike Casey an tn
City Direchtry that Gin'ral Miles in
stantly repaired himself to tn hotel
where he made his plans FIR cr-rushin
tn Spanyards at wan blow. He will
equip tn ARMY with blowguns at
wanst. His uniforms ARE comm
down in SPECIAL steel protected bullyon
trains firm tn mint, where thyve been
FIR a year. He has ordered out tn gold
resarve FIR to equip his staff, numberin'
5000 men, many iV whom ar-re club
men. an as soon as he can have his
pitchers took he will cr-rush the Span
ish with wan blow. TIL purpose of tn
gin'raI is to permit no delay Decisive
action is demanded by tn people. An
whin the hot air masheens has been
stint to tn front. GinraI Miles will
strike wan blow that'n be tn damdest
blow since tn year of tn big wind in
Ireland.
CIV coorse, they'se dissinsions in tn
cabinet, but they don't amount to
nawthin'. TIL sicret'y iv war iS in
favor iv sawin' tn Spanish ARMY into
two-be-four joists. TIL sicret'y iv tn
threeasury has a scheme FIR rooinin'
thin by lndin' thin money. TIL
sicret'y iv tn navy wants to sue thin
befure tn Massachusetts supreme
coort. But these differences don't count.
We're all wan people an we look to
Gin'ral Miles to desthroy tn Spanish
with wan blow. Whin it comes trees
will be lifted out be tn roots. MORO
castle'n cave in an tn air'Il be full iv
Spanish whiskers. long blow. "a
sthrong blow, an blow all together.
That's the motto iv tn administhra-
ton
We're a great people," said Mr..
Hennessy, earnestly.
I'VE ar-re," said Mr.. Dooley. I'VE
ARE that. An tn best tv it is, we
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