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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1898-04-16
PuNeENT PARAGRAPHS.

Money d.-Ethel-''They say
it costs Perry Van Noodle 100000 year
to- live" Penelope-"Dear me! then
what does he do it for?"-Puck.
-"You and the new boarder," said
the landlady, ''seem to be hand-in-
glove" 'Why not?" he replied. ''Didn't
you know that we were kids together?''
indianapolis Journal.
Trouble in the Family.-"We gave
up having coat of arms" "Why ~
my husband said my griffin wouldn't
look well dragging his ancestral milk
wagon."-Chicago Record.
odd Million-"My dear Miss Young
thing, if you'd only marry me I could
die happy" Miss Youngthing-"Why
Mr.. Million, if you were dying, I'd marry
you in q minute. "LTit-Bits
Belief had an awful scare the
other day while out for a walk with
WILL" Betsy-'How?" "Why, we met
the minister, and Will asked him to
join us."-Yonkers Statesman.
-Robert-"What is the difference be.
tween domestic goods and good do
mestics?" Richard-"Domestic goods
are articles made in this country. Good
domestics-there aren't Boston
Transcript.
-Domesticity.-Mr. Peck-"Before
we were married you called me your
king" Mrs. Peck-"I know it, but ]
always did have more or less trouble in
distinguishing the kings from the
jacks. Chicago News.
"A Wild Guess.-"I. see here" said
Mrs. Grumpy, "that German philoso
pher says that the sun is shrinking.
What do you think of it, Mr.. Grumpy?'
work of the coal trust, / suppose
Detroit Free Press.
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DOG LAWS IN NORWAY.


To Avoid Rabies They Demand Ger.
tiflcate Of Health.
We do not believe that the country
will ever be free from rabies until far
more stringent measures have been
adopted. The danger arises mainly
from stray ours of uncertain owner
ship, and from dogs which, although
they might be claimed by somebody,
are not properly cared for by their
proprietors. We should like to see the
dog tax increased in amount, with due
indulgence to persons who require dogs,
for the issue of receipts in the form Of
collar badges, the color of which might
be varied every year, and which would
enable policeman to see at glance
whether the tax for any particular dog
had been paid. If it had not, the dog
should be summarily destroyed. BY
the strict enforcement of such sys-
tenn we should obtain state of things
analogous to that which exists in Nor
way, where not only rabies is unknown,
but where the dogs seen in the street
are handsome, well-bred, and we'll
cared-for animals, not sufficiently nu-
nerous to be the nuisance they often
are in London. The Norwegians adopt
very stringent precautions with regard
to dogs imported into their territory,
insisting upon ample certification Of
health, and also, we believe, upon pc.
Rod of quarantine; and, even in that
most democratic country, we have never
heard that the control of canine hygiene
is vested in local authorities, which
would be liable, in this matter, as in
many others, to oscillate between I'M
reasoning indulgence and unreasoning
panic.-London Hospital.
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The men sent by the government to
Norway to purchase the reindeer for the
Klondike have found great difficulty in
procuring hornless animals. The
spreading antlers, which sometimes
reach enormous proportions, would
make it impossible to put many Of the
reindeer in a freight car for shipping.
and on this account, the war depart
ment has cabled instructions that the
horns be cut off before the animals are
placed on shipboard. ALBANY ArguA
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WOMEN AND THEIR WAYS.
Their Treatment of Men Before ana
After Marriage.

Their Treatment of Men Before ana
After Marriage.
A girl doesn't love every man she is
willing to go to dollar-and-a-half
show with.
After q woman marries a man she
stops looking wistfully at him and SAYS
what she means.
When girl has photograph taken
showing q good deal of her shoulders
it is sign that she thinks she is pretty.
The average girl may not be able
to name the acknowledgement, but
she can tell what kind of a marriage
service is being used before the min
lister mas read half dozen lines.
A woman is no longer interesting to
man when she is no longer deceived
when he tells things that are not true.
The enjoyment with which woman
listens to young man reading out loud
is recalled to him painfully after mar
riage when she begins to find fault
with his pronunciation. - Atchison
Globe.
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A WORD OF ADVICE


klOndfke Gold Fields.
One thing should be impressed upon
every miner, prospector or trader COM
ing to Alaska, to the klondike, or the
Yukon country, and that is the neces-
sity for providing an adequate and
proper food supply. Whether procured
in the States, in the Dominion, or at
the supply stores here or further on,
this must be his primary concern.
Upon the manner in which the miner
has observed or neglected this precau-
ton more than upon any other one
thing will his success or failure depend.
These supplies must be heaithfui and
should be concentrated, but the most
careful attention in the selection of
foods that will keep unimpaired in
definitely under all the conditions
which they will have to encounter il
imperative. For instance, as bread
raised with baking powder must be re-
lied upon for the chief part of every
meal, imagine the helplessness of q
miner with can Of spoiled baking
powder. Buy only the very best Hour;
it is the cheapest in the end. Expert
ence has shown the Royal Baking Pow
der to be the most reliable and the
trading companies now uniformly sup
ply this brand, as others will not keep
in this climate. Be sure that the bacon
is sweet, sound and thoroughly cured.
These are the absolute necessities upon
which all must place a chief reliance,
and can under no circumstances be
neglected. They may, of course, be
supplemented by as many comforts or
delicacies as the prospector may be able
to pack or desire to pay for.-Aldskd
Mining Journal.
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IA
why, look here, officer, this is all a
mistake" he said. 81 don't know any
thing about that lady's pocketbook.
may have brushed against her, but if
you think took her purse you can
search me right here. If you'll walk
down with me to where I'm working /
can bring so witnesses to prove that
I'm not pickpocket. / tell you it's all
q mistake"
II know all about that, too" said the
policeman, who was accustomed to hear
voluble explanations and excuses.
The wagon came and the young man
was carted to the station, but fortunate
ly it was covered wagon, and he was
not exhibited through the streets.
AT the station he was searched, but
no woman's purse was found.
The fact that he had about $3.50 on
his person was regarded as suspicious
circumstance, however.
The policeman was more or less puz-
zled, and had to fall back on two pic
turesque theories:
~ That the pickpocket had dropped
the purse through coal hole to an &C.
complete hidden under the sidewalk.
(2) That he had swallowed it.
While celebrating on these theories
lie looked through the pictures of the
gallery, hoping to find that the young
man had served two or three terms al
ready, and was wanted in Syracuse
N. Y, and st. Joe, Mo.
In the meantime the young man was
sending flying messages from his
gloomy cell, which he shared with a
comatose drunkard and a hairy gen.
tleman whose mind was supposed to be
unbalanced.
After half hour or so the friends be-
gan to arrive and started the active ex-
ercise of their combined PULL" and at
the end of an hour and a half he was
released.
What he suffered in humiliation of
spirits and mental anguish during
that hour and half win not be set out
in this connection, and it never could
be told in one volume.
He was indignant, and at the same
time crushed by the disgrace of it. He
wanted revenge on the policeman, ON
the woman, on the whole barbaric sys-
tenn. The desk sergeant and the other
policemen at the station listened cold
ly to his complaints. They regarded
this excess of wrath as another sure
proof of his guilt. They had seen many
good professionals carry on in the same
manner.
Next morning the young man was at
the station with an army of witnesses.
He was ready to prove white andun.
sullied character. The policeman was
there, but the woman was absent at
nine o'clock.
As the case was not to be called i'm
mediately the policeman jumped on a
car and rode to the woman's house to
summon her.
He returned with the information
that the woman had found the purse at
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nav Peeple Cannot Drink

coffee at night. It spoils their sleep. Ycv
can drink Grain-0 when you please and eleep
like top. For Graiu-O does not stimulate;
it nourishes, cheers and feeds. Yet it looks
and tastes like the best coffee; For nervous
persons. young people and children Grain-O
4 the perfect drink. Made from pure
grains. Get package from your grocer to-
day. Try it in place Of coffee. Is and &C.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1898-04-16

A quality often found in men whose
whole mental and physical organize
lions are kept vigorous by diligence
and temperance. and in simple minded
men who love fun and comfort without
falling into vice or olly.-Judgs.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1898-04-16

in themselves are not serious maladies. The
most trivial cough or cold if neglected, may
Lad to asthma, bronchitis, or consumption.
The right time to treat cough or cold j.
right away. Delay means danger. DR.. Belle
Pine Tar Honey is q quick cure, sure cure.
and q safe cure.
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Her Gentle Reminaer.

Grace, "he began, between you and
me-"
Bob, she interrupted, between you
and me there should be nothing"
And what could he do, in face of this.
but move up to her end of the sofa p
Ainslee's Magazine.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1898-04-16

I'm the United States and Csnsd,
there are 960,094 odd fellows and ss7,
sot tree masoas.
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Fits stopped free and permanently cured.
No fits after first days use of DR.. kline,s
Great Nerve Restorer. Free 81 trial bottle d
treatise DIR. Kline, 9s3 Arch st., Phila-, Pa.
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Something that q man has great
deal of when it covers an Chicago
Daily News.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1898-04-16

Cholly Ahtless-I nevah change my mind
His Uncle-For the same reason, pre-
sumo, that you never change seven-dolla1
bill.-Ainslee's Magazine.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1898-04-16

mo wonder" said the Cornfed Philoso-
pher, 'tthat people lived so long in the old
Biblical days. They didn't know anything
about bacteria. a-Indianapol Journal.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1898-04-16

there 10 nothing 90 good in the treatment =
coughs and colds az DR.. Bells Pine-Tar
Honey. It cures Group, whooping cough,
deep. Children love Il, old people like it.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1898-04-16

Hnndse Di11c are the only pills to take
hAOOo ilAo with Hoods SarsararillA
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1898-04-16

IL Americas Greatest Medicine u; six for =
Prepared BY G. /. Hood 4 Co., Lowell. Mass.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1898-05-27

1T IS THE BEST ON EARTH. .
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1898-05-27
s. s. cLAUDlNE,
CAMERON. CoMNAYpER

Calcium COMMANDER,
VIII leave Honolulu Tuesdays at 5,o-cIocE
p m, touching at Kahului, Hana. Ha-
Inoa ana hlpahulu, Maui Returning ar
rlves at Honolulu Sunday mornings
Will call at Nuu, Kaupo. once each
month.
No freight viii be received after
m on day of sailing.
This company reserves the rirbs =,
make changes IN the time of depsrt1yrS,
and arrival of its steamers WITHOTTT
NOTICE, and it will not be resDonsible
LOT any consequences arising therefroul-
Consignees must be at the landings To
receive their freight. This company viii
not hold itself responsible for .refghr
after it has been landed
Live stock received only at owners
risk.
This company will not be respUnsIbs
Tor money or valuables of passengers IN
less placed in the care of pursers-
Packsges containing personal effects. whether
salPped a baggage or freight. If the contents
theteof exceed $4,000 in value, must have the
value thereof plainly stated and marked. and
the COMPANY will not hold itself liable for auv
loss or damage IN excess Of this sum except The
goods be shipped under special contract
All ehpioyees OF the Company are forbidden
70 receive freight without delivering shipping
receipt therefor in the form prescribed M az
company and which may be seen BY shippers
pauy's steamers
shippers are notified that il freight is shiuped
Wlihonl such receipt, iE viii be solely as the
risk OF the shipper.
lass, dtassen gers are requested to purchase
ing to do so will be subject to an add
uonal charge of 25 per cent.
c. L. WIGHT. President.
). 3. ROSE, Secretary
CAPT. j. A KING, Port Superintendent
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ship in the hope of having his health
benftted by the voyage around the
Horn.
Walter NJ Gifard of VIM. G.. Irwin
& Co, Ltd, returns from vacation
spent on Hawaii with rudy face and a
lively air. Mr.. Giffard was much bene-
fitted by his rest.
Wray Taylor is on deck again with
a good account of life in San Fran
cisco during war times. The enthusi-
asm is so burning over there that even
fire engine is cheered.
S. B. Rose of the Wilder Steamship
Company, who has been spending a
vacation in Kau, returned on the Maui
ma Loa yesterday with very pleasant
remembrances of his trip.
Marshal Brown served a penal sum-
mons yesterday citing a citizen to
appear in District Court on Friday
and answer to the charge of conduct
ing pawn brokers' business without
license.
Oahu College commencement day
will be Tuesday. June 81. The exer-
cises will be held in Pauahi hall The
sermon will be delivered by Rev. d
P. Birnie at Central Union Church on
the evening of Sunday, the 18th.
Marshal Brown has issued an i'm
perative order forbidding the sale, by
the ticket, or any other system, OF
liquor at any social gathering. The
regulation comes on account of fights
at the Drill Shed one night last week
The o. S. Sc Mariposa. Hayward
commander, arrived in port at about
a m. yesterday. one day late. She
was delayed on account of the English
mails. A pleasant trip was experience
ed. The Mariposa continued on heI
voyage to the Colonies at u o'clocb
noon.
The Moana sailed for San Francisco
at 6:45 pm. Wednesday in a very much
crowded condition so far as passenger:
were concerned. A great number OF
people came up from the Colonies, 81
that it was impossible to accommodate
many from Honolulu. Husbands and
wives were forced TO take different
/ rooms or remain behind.
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Was a ScoundreI.

E. D. Giberson. the man who did
some picture business here short
time ago, gave as one reference a
very prominent citizen of San Fran
cisco. A letter from the coast man
was received yesterday and he says
that Gjberson is liar, thief, Jail
bird and a deserter from the United
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LOCAL BREVITIES.

Sugar ~.
Judge Widemann is quite i'll at San
Francisco.
There will be no Board of Health
meeting this week.
The Oahu Railway is sending a
train TO Waialua every evening.
John Waterhouse is home after eight
weeks of life in San Francisco.
Judge Perry is booked to sail for
San Francisco on the Zealandia June
14th.
Col. Fisher has ordered the First
Regiment out for 2:15 p. m. Decora-
ton Day.
The Myrtle Boat Club received a
new practice shell from Australia by
the Moana
It is said that the Cabinet is con-
sidering on twenty or thirty extra days
for the House.
An offer of ton OF coffee for use
at the Omaha Exposition Hawaiian
space has been made
Captain King, Minister OF Interior.
is at the Volcano house and his health
is improving every day.
Keaka. the man charged with man
slaughter in the first degree, will be
tried on the 18th inst.
Benson, Smith & Co. guarantee But
termilk Soap to be of the highest
standard in every detail.
Acknowledgement Smith is prouder
of being grandpa than of coming out
ahead in a close legislative vote
Passengers on steamers coming into
the harbor during the day say that the
town looks fine in its gala dress.
The Carter Memorial Fountain com
mittee will not for the present do any
thing further in the matter of site
D. H. Kahaulelio, a member of the
House, has applied for license to prac-
tice in all the courts of the Republic
Native rebels have again hoisted
their flag in Samoa, but correspondence
is TO the effect that no trouble is
feared.
Brewer & Co. announce that the
bark Nuuanu, Joselyn master, will sail
from New York to Honolulu about
July Is.
DR.. N. Soule is on the Mariposa this
trip and is accompanied by his bride,
who was Miss Isabel Lowrey of San
Francisco.
Col. G. F. Little will be Memorial
Day orator at Hilo. The attorney and
G. A r. man performed similar SER
vice here last year.
On Sunday evening next Rev. ]. A.
Cruzan viii preach at Central union
Church and Rev. D. P. Brine will
speak at Palama chapel.
The Minister OF the Interior has
appealed in the injunction case in
which the Oahu Railway was given
a decision against the Government.
The engagements are announced Of
Miss N. Wolters OF New York to H.
Wolters Of Kealia, and A. F. Knudsen
Of Kauai TO Miss Russell of Oakland
Wallace R. Harrington, formerly
editor Of this paper, is in Honolulu
again, and one report is that he viii
be connected with the evening Bulle-
tin.
The Kamehameha concert is for the
benefit Of the Kamehameha base ball
team. There is expected besides town
patronage, a contingent from the Ben
nington and plenty of boys in blue in
case a transport arrives.
The regular weekly meeting of the
Christian Workers viii be held this
friday afternoon, May 9th, at $3.50
O'Clock at the Y. NJ. G. A. Hall. Rev.
DR.. Berger will speak with reference
to the work of the "McCaul Mission"
in Paris. A cordial invitation is ex-
tended TO all to be present
G. Ernest Thrum is to make a trip
from Hilo to New York in sugar
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in FROM HAWAII.
The Tahitian Castaways
Are Safe in Honolulu.
Received Hospitality BY the Natives
Hookena-Schoon Brought
BY Deputy Sheriff Lazaro.

The ittle-schooner Tetautus dn
Hawaiian, Kekaukual from Tahiti,
arrived in port early yesterday morn
ing in command of Deputy Sheriff La
faro OF Hookena who was detailed by
Sheriff Andrews TO bring her 10 this
port for the purpose OF having mat
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tiers arranged with the Consul here in
order TO admit OF the schooner's re-
turn 10 Tahiti, the home of the eight
souls now aboard. The schooner arriv-
ed of this port at $3.50 o'clock Wednes-
day night but it was not deemed proper
TO bring her in at that time, Deputy
Sheriff Lazaro called in at this office
last evening and gave a most interest
ing account Of his experiences with
Captain Tanau lin Hawaiian, Kanau)
and the people on the vessel, all OF
whom. the half caste Frenchman (son
of the owner excepted. are pure
Tahitians. Said Lazaro:
The Tetautua arrived in Hookena
on May 21st. There was an abundance
Of food such as -four and rice aboard
but no frewood with which to cook
it. As to water, II happened that three
days before sighting Hawaii, they
were blessed with a shower which
gave them about three gallons. Pre-
vious 10 this they had suffered for
many days from thirst. When the
schooner arrived al Hookena the peo-
pie aboard were in a pitiable state.
I furnished them with all the neces-
saries in the line Of eatables and they
were made very comfortable
When the Tahitians began to look
about them they expressed great won
der at various objects unknown in
their native land Never did they
once complain about their i'll luck; a
more afable set OF people have never
met. They are graceful in the extreme
and were thankful for the faTors done
them.
"The Tahitian language is so very
similar TO the Hawaiian, that il was
not long before I could understand
them as well as people OF my own race.
They do not pronounce their words in
a very distinct manner but seem TO
depend on the sound and force placed
on the various syllables for the mean
ing which they wish 10 convey. When
they first came ashore they shouted
'Tanotapu, one OF the islands, near
their home When they spied some of
US on horseback they shook their heads
signifying a mistake and called our
animals pua-a hele honuas which
means pigs that travel over the earth.
We told them they had landed in
Hawaii This word they could not
say. but persisted in calling it 'Pahi.'
The sympathy OF the people Of Hoo
kena was with the castaway Tahitians
from the moment they landed. They
were 10 have been given big luau on
Tuesday but it was necessary for the
vessel TO make Honolulu so there was
regular hookupu and all the eatables
were sent aboard.
"On Sunday night the captain OF the
vessel gave a short and interesting
talk in the church, telling Of the
voyage and Of some OF the customs and
laws OF his country.
Upon arrival OF port on Wednes-
day night, the Tahitians threw up
their hands and shouted Honolulu as
if they were arriving back in their own
home"
Deputy Sheriff Lazaro will return to
his home on the Mauna Loa today.
He is an old sailor and, on that ac-
count was entrusted with the mission
OF plotting the Tetautua TO this port.
A brief account of the drifting Of the
schooner 81 days has been given.
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R. W. WILCOX.
Honolulu. H. I, April u, 1898.
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States army. One town man who was
worsted by Giberson has made writ
ten protest to the local society which
introduced and recommended the fel-
low. Giberson escaped from Honolulu
on the Cape Otway, the Klondike
steamer.
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That is what Edwards & Parker
merchants Of Plains, Ga, say of Cham
berlain's Pain Balm, for rheumatism
lame back, deep seated and muscular
pains. Sold by all druggists and deal
ers. Benson, Smith & Co., Agents fol-
the Hawaiian Islands.
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From Childhood
To MOthePhOOd
Took it as a Child: Now gives
it to her own Children.

Mrs Mabel Boulton Of Brisbane. Queens
land, has had the following unusual and most
delightful experience