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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
Able to Get Along.

There goes a fellow who leads a
hand mouth existence"
rs that 81 De looks =. osr erous
enough.
ooh, he's prosperous enough, as
far as that's concerned He's the
best dentist in town. Chicago Daily
News.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
Money to Loan on Farm Lands.
6 Per Cent Interest.
Call on Judson & Spur.
Call on

Brand now blood is what conquered
Spain, and what you can have to-
conquer the world by using BEeGs'
BLOOD PUoIFIER AND BLOOD MAKER
There is no substitute.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
First Oct. LAST Nov. 9
Final Proof Notice.
United States Land Office at NIarshau,

United States Land OffiCe at MARSHALL
Mimi. Sept. 18th, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support of
hts claim, and that said proofwill be made
vens county, Minnesota, at NJ orris, Mimi,
on Saturday November 18TH 1895, viz:
Timothy J. Maloney, Hou estead AppIi-
licaiio No. 1906 for the So, ne54 and lots
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, ami
cultivation of said land, Wit; Casper
Fucks, George Mcintyre, Frank Lambert
Frank Pasllalz all of Chokio, p.O.
G. II. SHEPARD, Register.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

Hicks Just saw Hogley. Had,
been to the doctors. Doctor tells
him he is looking himself again"
Wicks lis he really as bad as that2
Poor fellow Boston Transcript.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

BEGGs' HAIR REVIEWER. The old
reliable Hair Restorer and Inyigora-
ter, for over thirty years the leader in
its line. If you give it trial you
will recommend it tc your friends.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

Why! Do you complain of Indiges-
ton, Constipation and Liver Ills,
when BEeGs' LITTLE GIANT PILLS are
within such easy reach. They are to-
day without superior, do not grip
or grippe, and can be relied upon to
effect speedy cure when all other
are without the least avail. Be sure
and ask>for ''BegA s.. Take no sub
stitute.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

Scales, Burns, Old Sores, Tumors,
Piles, are all relieved at once, and in
time effectually cured by the use of
that perfect ointment, BEGGs, GERMEN
sA1yE. Ask your DRUGGIST for
sample and take no other.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

It is an old saying that those who
were born in the last six months of the
year will have a great change of expe-
rience every seventh year, and their
dreams will have significance during
the full of the moon.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
Not Always Alike.

His wife, they say, has mind
her own"
"She has two OF them, each most
unlike 5the other, and what bothers
him is that he can't tell which will be
in the ascendency at any given
time" Chicago Post.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

Faller must MAYER too particular
bout hes cookin yen haze es ferst mar
RED. Yust TAX SOM CUTE mediceen
for dispepsya on tequiet an say not
ing.-Denyer Times,Sun.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
At the Summer Resort.

First Mosquito-Wh makes Dag
gers so stuck up?
Second Mosquito Oh, he's got
noble blood in him; just bit count
N. Y. Journal
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

G. A. Hall, theleading druggist Of
Butler, Mo-, writes: eve are having
spendid success with BEGGs BLOOD
PURIFIER AND BLOOD MAKER. 1t IS one
of the best sellers we ever had and
gives satisfaction to all who have
tried it. We take pleasure in re.
commeding it.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup will rid you
of a cold more quickly an any other
known remedy. Don't let cold go
as it comes; for you may endanger
your life. Price 25c.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
To Cure A Cold In One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
lets. All druggist refund money if
it fails to cure. 25c.
The genuine has L. B. @. on each
tablet.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
swift.

"The fight was all over in min
ute" 2 said the witness. 'Why, it was
all done as quick as an ole married
man kissin' his wife goodby." In
dianapoIis Journal.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

For every mistake of your own that
you notice, you make a dozen that
you are never aware of.-Atchison
Globe.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

There's something crooked about
the business of a corkscrew ma nufac-
turer.- Chicago Daily News.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

We have a great deal 10 be thank
full for, if we could only spare the
time.-Town Topics.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
Organ For Sale.

A high grade Estey organ in good
condition for sale at reasonable
price. For particulars call at this Of
flee.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
First Oct. Is. Last, Nov. 10.
Notice for Publication.
uNTrED STATEc

UNITED STATES
LAND OFFICE AT MARSHALL, MINI.
October 18th 1888.
. Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the Clerk of District Court of
Stevens county at Norris Mimi, on Satllr-
day, Nov. 18th, 1893, viz: Herman Aim,
homestead application No. 14G00, for the
nwA sec. 33, Twp. 124, Range "A.
He names the following witnesses TO
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of said land, viz: John r.
Wade, Ole p. Stene, Carl Mold, Claus 4.
all of Chokio p. 0
G. p. SHEPARD,
Register.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

In 1887 Mr. Thomas Mcintosh, OF
Allentown, Tenn, had an attack Of
dysentery which became chronic. Il
was treated by the best physicians in
East Tennessee without a cure,' he
says. Finally l tried Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem
edy. After using about twelve bot
ties | was cured sound and we'll" For
sale by j R. Kruger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

A waitress should always wear a
fetching costume. Chicago Daily
News.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

The population of Antwerp includes
10000 Germans, who it is said, buy
their goods of German merchants only
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup cures sore
throat. Don't delay when you are
bothered with a sore throat. 1t may
lead to bronchitis. This remedy is
a sure cure. Price only -25c.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
@ @EErG9RTA,

make this statement for the sole purpose of
letting others know what wonderful work
Aerial Medication does. l was deaf for ten
years; could not hear a clock tick when held
close to my ears, and had catarrh so badly that
thought could never lie cured. There was
a very bad discharge from my ears, nostrils
were very sore, the discharge had very dis
agreeable odor, and the noises i'll my head
were very distressing. read in the papersof
the wonderful cures that were being effected
by the use of Aerial Medication, and | decided
to try it. ] used the treatment about six (.
weeks before could hear any better, butfrom
that time on improved, and now can hear as
good as any one. Can go in company and en-
joy myself like others. Am cured of catarrh,
and the roaring in my head has ceased. Am
now strong and healthy; have not used the
treatment for some time, and believe that
am permanently cured. Miss EDNA CRAY.
TON, Cogan House, Pa.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
Special Rates to HOneSGGa4EEee12

See the new city. s.
See tn seaport!.
See the new S00-mile railway terminus
See the new manufacturing city
See the commercial city
See the new-inves tment city!
See the work on he government jettes; and
See the three giant DIRE iges now at work More
t. follow.3
E0hss IS your time to visit and invest gate Port
NIEEz Arthur Not &c -InoTr0w-not next week
uVs not next month-hut NOW Every day
lessons your opportunity Every month brings
LOU new inv tors and business Port
Arthur Thst's what makes tne real estate market
active. That's why you should 20 at oace TMosG
who have el. say: Port Arthur is the best place
in the United States for 10 get sta t.
Population January l. 1897 81
Population January I, 1893 i.aJ3
Address r. A. HORNE &c
General Manager Port Arthur Land Towns nd
Land Commissioner K. C. P. a.
9TH IL WyandOtt9 SIS, Kans7
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12
FREE.

For short time only agree to send to sufferers
from catarrh, Deafness throat and lung diseases,
medicines for three months treatment, free. This
viii prove that Aerial Medication cures. For
symptom form and particulars address
j. HI. MOORE, Md, L137 Cincinnati, Ohio
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

1t is harder work to neglect work
you should perform than it is to do itf
-Atchison Globe.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

Ven Aye see faller feelin' sad all
tenn Aye get mat at hes liver an pity
hem. Denver Times-Sun.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

Us always hard 10 please man
who doesn't know what be wants
Chicago Daily News,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1898-11-12

EFT es te men Diet talk all tenn Diet
hat no tenn to poot en- at tanlIin.
Denver Tlmes-Sun.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-06-25
Pasoda. as sin-onerinss.

FROM travel
Just as brewers and other evil men in
England conciliate heaven by erecting
churches, SO the bold, bad. bloody-handed
Burman makes 1t all right for the next ex-
istence by erecting pagodas. In proportion
to the height of the pagoda his heap Of sin
disappears. And as the Bprman, like the
rest of us, looks after his own wants
rather than those Of his ancestors, he
builds a pagoda all to himself and allows
his grandfather's to topple over. An uncle
of the deposed king must have been round
shouldered with the weight of his wrong
doings Anyway. at the foot Of Mandalay
Hill-a nice. breezy eminence. admirable
to give you an appetite and a pain in the
back-he built TO pagodas, though the
guides count wrong and say there are only
$50 But perhaps they mention the smaller
number out Of regard for their monarch 9
uncle. not wishing to expose the real mag
nitude of his sinfulness. The pagodas are
all white and set out in rows, and under
each were what we pronounced to be tomb
stones. We were wrong, for the inscrip-
lions were not to the dear departed. but
constituted q complete copy Of the law in
the Pail tongue.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-06-25
AN IMPORTANT QUESTION.



The AnsvveFt vVaa sAn Right, but It
y - @a9 Crippled the Speech. 90" VS. :
: A certain member OF the House of Rep
resentatives was called on not long ago
to deliver a few remarks to gathering of
Sunday school scholars, and he chose DE
termination as the theme Of his discourse.
Ranging along among those characters in
history who have made themselves familiar
by their courage and resolution. he logi-
cally touched upon the career of Julius
Caesar.
And last" he said In an oratorical flight,
Julius Caesar, filled with the spirit that
leads men on to glory and to everlasting
fame. looked toward the wonderful capital
OF his country sitting on her seven hills
and from her throne Of beauty ruling the
world. He felt the pulses of his future
greatness throhbing in his coursing veins
and from his serried legions' front, far TO
the north. he saw the path that stretched
from the tent door OF the plain commander
Of the Roman soldiery to the golden steps
Of the imperial structure that crowned the
Capitoline Hill. Then he gave the order
to march and the hosts swept shouting for
ward until their course was stopped by the
rolling floods of a mighty stream rushing
resistlessly to the sea. Here Caesar halted.
but for an instant only. In that instant the
glorious visions of more glorious Rome
flied his ambitious being and Caesar cross
ed the Rubicon. Crossed the Rubicon," he
repeated to intensity his period, and then
asked with all the orators fervor "And
why did Caesar cross the Rubicon? I ask
you, why did Caesar cross the Rubicon?"
Il KNOW" piped up small boy before the
speaker could get ito his next sentence,
HE crossed 1t cause he wanted to git on
the other SIDE" and there spread over the
boys face such an innocent look of pleased
triumph in having helped the orator out
that 1t was really heartless to reprove him.
But 1t crippled the speech badly.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-06-25
QUEER LEGACIES.
Some Peculiar Conditions That Have
Been Attached to Willis.

Some Peculiar Conditions That Have
Been Attached to Wills.
From the Brooklyn Citizen.
Here are some amusing particulars of
legacies with strange conditions attached.
Early last year peculiar probate suit,
involving some 100000 was imminent,
the disinherted relations wishing to up
set an old gentleman's will because he
had left the sum named to found and en-
dow q church on the condition that every
Sunday before the service the whole of the
Thirty-nine Articles were to be read by
tho clergyman outside the church door.
A strange condition was attached to the
legacy the late Sir Edward Bates, who
died last year, left to his married daugh-
ter. He stated that he had seen his son-in-
laws Scotch property. and he considered
1t would be gross injury to his daughter
and her children, considering there are
no neighbors within miles. and there is no
medical man within six or seven miles"
II she lived there any considerable time
So he arranged that. If his daughter stay
ed more than six months in any year, land
those six months not In winter" at that
spot, the income derived from the legacy
for the twelve succeeding months should
go to the residuary legatee.
During this year a gentleman who died
at Mons left a legacy of 5000 to five
served In different restaurants, and at
each meal q certain dish to be eaten, and
certain wine, of which he was very fond,
to be drunk. Furthermore, his memory
was to be toasted at dessert. the five COM
panions were to dine in black clothes and
gloves. and enter the room preceded by a
flag and the music Of an accordion.
A wealthy gentleman recently left hts
son large fortune On the condition that
he shall visit every country in the world,
end write book on what he sees. This
Bonn and Heidelberg Universities, and II
in their opinion 1t Is dull and stupid and
badly written, the heir has either to write
1t over again or lose the fortune.
Some years ago in France maiden lady
died who had been for many years q
habitual snuff-taker. She left directions In
her will that her coffin was to be filed
was to be carpeted with it, and that to-
bacco was to be scattered before the
hearse that conveyed her to the cemetery.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-06-25
Still Deficient,

ITS a forlorn hope" remarked Mr.. BLY,.
kins as he picked up the paper. "but I've
got to do something. What page are the
educational advertisements on?'
why, you know, Lucretia has lust
graduated, and it's the vacation season
now" replied his wife,
"Yes. But I want her to take a special
course Of study. 1t may be for a few weeks
or it may be several months. Il all de-
ponds. on her aptitude. L don't suppose I'll
find the sort Of school want, but If
educated some more"
IF some people, his wife commented
rather sharply, knew half as much about
the classics and English grammar and trig-
onometry as Lucretia does"
That's all right She knows 'em all.
She can go into a museum and read the
door plates in the mummy department
sensible GIRL who is willing and able to
help around the house when the servant
goes on a strike. Do you know young Mr..
Twiggs?"
Yes. He called on Lucretia yesterday
evening"
HE did. But he won't come back any
more. He's an intelligent, Industrious
young man of good family. Lucretia Is the
eldest of four girls. 1 happened to over
day. quite by accident. He said: Dear
Miss Blykins, what 1 have to say may
sound strange to you. but / wish you could
look into my heart and learn my feelings
You don't mean it," gasped Mrs. Bly,
kins.
Eyes. And Lucretia answered in a very
naughty voice, Mr.. Twiggs. fail to see
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-06-25

AouA s1o &Ne" AoAA AAeA AIN GApEeBo
Let US give the devil his due Weyler
may be bad soldier. but he is a very tai
ented business man. He, through his
agents. in the past two years. bought II, 900
mules from the United States and Mexico
at about $50 apiece. and then sold them
through other agents to himself as rep
resenting the Spanish government at $12s
apiece making q clear profit of sos mule
With all allowance for transportation and
feed. insurance and labor bills, all of which
were probably paid by the poor govern
ment, the clear profit must have been
100000. Equally shrewd was his cattle
syndicate The cattle concession was given
to q concern in which he is said to have
been the chief partner. They bought cattle
both live and refrigerated at six cents per
pound The cGhsumbtion in that city is
over a hundred qhouband pounds a day, the
profit over $4,000 ana in 600 days the total
profit would bsabout 81, COX, 600. He is also
said to have hah lRrge interest in the to-
bacco monopoly. thy Hour trade, the po-
tato business. The Wholesale cabbage In
dustry. the bottled BEER commerce and the
milk routes oElHavana. It is no wonder.
therefore. that the people of Manila say
he sent home 100000 and the people Of
Havana that Ne transmitted $1,000 900. OF
course. this was not all for himself. He
has many pooff friends in the cortes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-06-25
England's College OF Arms.


Do you want a coat-of arms to emblazon
upon your stationery or your carriage pam
els? Pay your stationer fee and leave to
him tho task of eQuipping you. He will
find coat-of-arms belonging to some one
of similar surname, will give 1t to you and
you will be elegant In the eyes Of all who
dent know any better.
In England there is a college Of arms or
English heralds' college. where are kept
the records Of the comforting of arms
There only cap the person of English an
cestry make himself quite sure Of the
validity OF his bearings. The earl mar
shafs court has power to impose fines and
penalties for unauthorized assumptions Of
arms. In the college have been kept for
centuries the records OF the great The
duties of the officers Of arms consist in
making grants and exemplihcations OF arr
mcrial bearings. tracing and recording ped
ierecs. proving and registering patents OF
nobility. obtaining royal license for change
OF surnames, procuring patents OF special
procedure and searching records for ar
mortal and genealogical information.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-06-25

l have traced the reported course of the
Spanish fleet all over the Atlantic ocean.
1t was hard Job. but kept at 'em until
l nnaily got EN- bottled up in Santiago har-
Dor.
We'll, that's about all there is to it,"
NO. 1t isn't. ] never leave a thing un-
completed when 1 once take hold / have
sci my heart on seeing this business clear
through to finish. 1 have covered the
entire surface of the hemisphere with that
fleet, and don't propose to be baffed at
the most important point / want a map
or the bottom Of the Caribbean sea, star
hsh, sea plumes and ALL SO that / can fol-
low every one of that lot of boats to ITS
ultimate destination
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-06-25
A Long Trolley Ride.
From Harper's Magazine.

One may now travel by trolley car in
eastern MASSACHUSETTS very long distances
in continuous directions. The longest con-
tinuous trip that maybe made is that be-
tween New Bedford. Mass. and Nashua,
day shores Of Buxxards Bay to Mount Hope
Bay at Fall River. thence to Taunton,
along, the right bank of the beautiful Taun-
thence to Boston by way Of Brookton and
Quincy. From BostonfStp Lowell there Is q
choice OF several rol5es ds tar as Reading.
by way Of Lynn ~ ei1ens Of Medford
chester. At LoweiEdts Merfimac river Is
crossed to the left bank. and & return to
the right bank Is made not far from
car connections between Boston and Wor-
cester and Boston and Newburyport, the
latter city being reached by pleasant routes
along the Merrimac through the whittier
country" by way Of szowell, Lawrence and
Hayerhtll. =
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-06-25
AN IDYLL OF THE WAR.
A Woman Who Could BE as Brave ms
Any Soldier.

Harold" ."''.- = ts,Flc
The word came TREMENDOUSLY from the
quivering lips of fair girl whose golden
tresses were strewn across the manly
bosom of young fellow In the uniform of
a National Guard private.
Constance" he murmured In reply as
he stopped and touched her pure white
forehead with his trembling mustache.
The sound Of that dear voice seemed to
give her courage and confidence. and she
spoke in hrmer accents.
Harold" she said. III should ask you
not to go" --... q
Don't, darling" he demonstrated.
"If should ask you not to imperil your
dear young life," she went on, regardless
Of his appeal. If l should ask you to give
UP your ambition to be soldier. II I
should ask you not to make yourself q tar
get for the dreadful bullets of those Span
ish guns. II 1 should ask you not to face
the fatal fever Of those Cuban swamps. II
I should ask you not to take the awful
risk Of disease by flood and field. II I
should ask you not to undergo the thousand
discomforts Of the camp and the WEAKNESS
of marching. If should ask you not to
give up your life of luxury here in the city
for the miserable living Of the private SOL
der. II 1 should ask you to forego all the
trials that must fall to you while fighting
for the freedom Of those poor Cubans II
/ should ask you for my sake, Harold, for
the sake of your dear Constance, to wait
until your country really needed your ser
vices, would you-oh. Harold, would you"
Harold was on the point Of telling her
that under the circumstances, perhaps,
well, perhaps-dont you know-when she
impulsively threw her soft white hand
across his mouth.
"But I shall not ask you. Harold" she
went on. IT can be brave little woman
and suffer. knowing that you are doing
your duty SO nobly,' and Harold went
forth suffering fully as much as his dear
Constance was, if not a good deal more.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1898-06-25
The Paris BIN Poster.
From the Chicago News.

The bill poster OF Paris is more pictur-
esque parsonage than his brother Of New
York. He plies his trade in all winds and
weather. and he Is nothing daunted by the
assignment of bleak suburban district ON
q rainy day.
Hs ties his posters-incased in water
on his paste pot He mounts his bicycle,
Then he opens his umbreIla-for ;e is an
expert wheelman. and can manage 1t ana
his wheel at once. All over ths umbrella
are advertisements In little form OF the ar
ticie or the event which he intends to adj
vertise In large by his posters So his en-
tire route is placarded, and he himself - Q
living advertisement.