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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

Efrs. Winsloyy's SOOTHING SYRUP for children
teethin@ softenS the gums, reduces inflammation,
allays pain, cures wind cello &c a bottle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

To Cure a Cold in One Dav
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure.
25c The genuine has L. B. Q. on each tablet
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

More wheat than usual is said to be
held by the farmers Of North Dakota this
wear
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

WANTED.-Case of bad health that RIP Ms will
not benefit. Send cents to Ripans Chemical CO.
New York, for 10 samples and 900 testimonials.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

According to a story, which, in slight
ly different form is current throughout
lab, while sewing UP the side of Adam,
after removing the rib which was to
serve as the basis for the construction of
Eve, had laid it down by his side on the
grass. A hungry yellow dog happened
along, and catching sight of the rib,
seized it and bolted. Allah started in hot
pursuit, and would have recovered the
bone had not the tail of the dog given
way, and remained in his hand Just as he
managed to clutch hold of i. Thanks to
the fresh Roadway which the cur thus OBJ
tanned, it was able to escape and to swal-
low the rib before being once more
e ght. Unwilling to deprive Adam of
al.Jther bone Allah resolved to use the
dogs tail in lieu of the rib for the con
struction of Eve, and it is alleged that It
is precisely because there is so much OF
the caudal appendage of the dog in the
composition of woman that it is Just as
impossible for her to remain quiet Tor any
length of time as it is to keep dog S
tail from wagging.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28
Lanes Family Medicine.

Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price, % and SOC.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

--Rudyard Kipling's favorite anuse-
ments are whist and billiards
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

The Marquis of Bute's mansion, near
ROthesay, cost $100O000O
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

The editor of the Bath (AIe.) Independ-
ent thinks that the millennium is not far
Off Returning from cunning excur-
sion, he found at his office a load of hay,
1tteen bushels Of potatoes, load of
wood wood and a barrel of turnips that had
been brought in by delinGuents and one
man wiped out Il debt of ten years stand
ing.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

Inquisitive Tourist-"And how do you
find the crops this year. Murphy"
Murphy-"How do | find the crops is
it? Sure, your honor, it's by digging for
'em, any way."-Punch.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

Little girl visitor has been annoying
elderly spinster until the latter lost pa
tience.
Il wish you would go home,' she said,
sharply; I'm tired of you
Small Visitor-'I wish you'd get mar
ried I'm tired of you!'
Family tableau-Truth.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

Good morning, Uncle Jasper. You
are to be congratulated I am told that
your son was with the regulars in the
late Spanish war, and fought nobly.''
Oats de trufe, sab, an hit mex de OF
man mighty proud
LAS well it may; but was your son
WoundedT'
Not 'zactly wounded, sab. but he got
q clip on de head wild one O. desc tweP-
inch bums an he had sorter dizzy spells
for week or so arter dat. "-Richmond
Dispatch.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

Barber Go Charles -"Why. your face
is all carved up! What mutton-headed
donkey shaved you last?'
Charles Gneekly)-''I shaved myself
Tit-RitS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1898-12-28

eve are crushed" they moaned, ''un-
der the iron heel of the invadern'
Yet at that very moment the victori-
Gus captain, in his guarded tent, was be-
ing kept awake with chilblains.
All, how easy is it not for persons re-
lated as cOnqueror and conquered to mis-
understand each other!-Detroit Journal
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19
A II

Not in Cuba but in the lighting
systems OF the country brought
about by
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19

Does Ia Expense Account for the Do
crease In Populationr

Does Its expense Account for the Go
crease In Populationr
May not the cost OF getting married.
In France act as a check upon marriage,
and 50 partly account for the s~hrinkage
Of French population? The other day
a wedding was thus celebrated by we'll
TODD middle-class folks in Burgundy,
and may serve as a type. No less than
five sumptuous bnnquets were given by
the brides father, namely, two dinners,
two breakfasts and one ballroom sup
per. At one Of the dinners, TO which
sat down 60 guests. no less than so bot
ties of champagne were drunk, 90 say
nothing OF red wines and liqueurs.
Strange 20 say, M II seemed any the
worse.
The respective professions TO Marie
and church on different days involved
tho hire Of GO carriages, this cost also
falling upon the young lady's parents.
the entire ceremonial involving IN out
lay OF several hundred pounds. Nor
was the affair less oncrous 60 invited
friends and relatives. The ladies wero
expected 20 display n new and fash
ionable toilet upon each separate occa-
sion banquets, balls, civil and religious
celebrations.
To the bridegroom fell all kinds 5f
expenses. such IA fees, gifts 20 the
church and the poor-these. however. a
trifc compared 20 the mental and
bodily weir and tear OF three days per-
petual morrymnking; last, but not
least, the necessity of looking pleased.
When Anglo-mania has altered oil
THIS. and n Frenchman's wedding day
means two or three hours ceremonial
only. we may expect the marriage rate
10 go steadily up.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19
ACetyIene Gas.

Universally conceded to be the
best light yet invented.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19
soIe Of Deunouent Stock.

First publication Nov, 10 last Dec. -,
WHEREAS, there ~ due aud unpaid upon the
10 flowing stock OF the Mastodou Iron Com
pany, IA corporation formed under the general
mining inws 81 The state of Michigan, AN asscss.
mrnt oi twelve and one half ti2hl cents per
share. duly called, aud OF which the holders
had due notice, and which was due and pay
able ON september 10Th, SOS ana whereas
Inc holders thereof have u lccted for more
than sixty 900 days AFTER said assessment
became due and payable. 20 pay the same
Therefore. notice n hereby even, thtt shid
stock or so much OF each OF sand ptrcels there
OF AZ may be necessary TO pay ~iid assessment
and cost OF sale, VIII be sold a. puhfc auction
to the highest bidder. at the BoN.nrton HOUSE,
Iron River. Iron County, STATE Of Michigan on
the 2Bth day OF December, 1898. 40 II O'Clock
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19

The county board of can
vassers OF this county had a
difficult job upon their hands
this week and they performed it
to the satisfaction OF both sides
to the the controversy, we think.
Their position vas especially
difficult when, in considering the
precinct of Crystal Falls, they
were compelled TO establish a
rule Of guidance in the matter OF
marked ballots. They decided
TO count the votes with special
reference TO the intention of the
voter in marking his ballot and
to disregard any Identification
marks unless it was plainly
the intention of the voter
to SO distinguish his ballot
for identification, Under this
ruling only ballots that were
marked upon the back were dis
carded. The board is to be com
plimented upon the manifest
fairness with which it decided.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19
To California.

Attention IL called to the excellent
service OF the North Western Line u
California and the favorable rates which
have been made for single and round
trip tickets for this seasons travel
Best accommodations in irst-class 81
tourist sleeping cars. which run through
every day in the year. Personally con
Quoted tourist "A parties every week e
California and Oregon. Choice OF lnrg,
number oTdiiIcrcnt routes without extra
charge.
Particulars cheerIully given upon mp
plication to agents Chicago * North
Western R'y. or connecting lines.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19
MICHIGAN FoR BURROWS.

Michigan wants Senator Bur
rows reelected. Three fourths
of the members Of the coming
Legislature have been instructed
for him. or have publicly ex'
pressed a preference for his re
turn TO the United States senate.
The delegation from western
Michigan is a unit for him. A
majority of the members from
eastern Michigan favor him.
Ninety-fve per cent OF tho Re.
publican voters in the state are
anxious for his continuance in
office; they admire and love him.
The Republican party needs
him, demands his return, and
will have no one else.
1t could not be otherwise.
Senator Burrows has always
been a Republican and has al.
ways stood on Republican prin
ciples. Since the party was
organized his voice has been
heard in every campaign. For
q quarter Of a century he has
been in public life and his record
is the pride of our state. He
sat with Mckinley in committee
and helped make the Mckinley
tariff law. He took the place OF
John Sherman on the senate
finance committee and assisted
in framing the Dingley tariff
law. He was one OF the senate
conferees who completed that
law, and he has just pride in its
benefits TO American industry
He has always been for SOUND
money. For years he has aided
in making the Republican poll
cies which have won party vic
tories and brought everlasting
benefits to the American people
He has never failed to foster
and care for the interests OF
Michigan.
For a third of a centuy Sena
tor Burrows has given constan'
aid to the Republicans of Mich
gan and no one has done more
effectual party service. In Tho
recent campaign he gave Mich
gan his undivided attention anC
worked day and night from The
beginning TO the end. No on'
did more than he to win a com
plete party victory.
Under present conditions i
would be a party blunder :,
elect any one else. Under pres
ent sentiment il will be part,
treason for a Republican mem
Der from western Michigan t.
vote against him. Burrows ha.
always been for Michigan an'
Michigan is now for Burrows
Grand Rapids Herald.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19

IN Ogemaw county, Mrs.
Marie b. Abbott was elected
prosecuting attorney, and in
Iron county Mrs. Flewelling
was chosen circuit court com
missioner. An opinion rendered
by the attorney general is to
the effect that women under the
common law have no right TO
hold office in this state. Iron
Mt. Press.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19

THE condition of the ballots as
found by the board OF convassers
is the subject of some very good
object lessons 10. the voters of
this county. Any mark placed
upon q ballot which is not neces-
sary TO indicate the intention OF
the voter is a distinguishing
mark and makes the ballot void.
The senseless marking of the
ballot and the writing placed
anpon them by voters in their
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19

THE Republicans will have
thirteen majority in the lower
house Of congress. In the senate
they have gained seats in New
York, Indiana, New Jeresy, Wis
consin, Delaware. Nebraska,
Kansas, Nevada, Idaho, Wy
oming, North Dakota and Cal
ifornia.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19
.HIBBARD,
il NEY,
ald
Aj0L.

efforts TO be funny simply keeps
their vote from being counted
and they should be more careful
in the matter.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19
North Western Time Table
TRIlSs ARRIVING.

TlAiN5 AhliINlNO.
No. 80. 1905 a. m. daily except sunday
No. s.....335 p. IN.
No. 33...4:25 p. IN.
No. IA. .9.45 n. m. Sunday only.
TRAINS DEPARTING.
No. 7......9:O7 am, daily except Sunday
Connects mt Stager for points west and
at Powers for p .nts north and south.
No. 3I....11:4O ~. m, daily except Sun.
day. Connects at Stager Tor points
between Stager and Watersmeet.
No. 33.-...5.O0 p. m. daily except Sun
day for Escanaba and points south o
Powers.
No. 34.....1:55 p. m, daily except Sun
day for Amasa.
No. 13......6:25 p. m. Sundays only To-
Escanaba with connection at Powers
Tor points south.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19

"Nuernberger" over fifteen months old and prescr;bod hv
physicians rs a Health Tonic. Our new Silver BranS,
Is '"s' gaming popularity rs q family drink. Try q case.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1898-11-19

by ord OF the board OF directors.
JosEPH AUSTRIAN.
Sec'y n Trca.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27
A REVISED COPPER LIST.
The Relative Production of the
 Big Mines of Arizona.

Revised figures place the output 0 Arizona's copper mines during 1897 at sl ,Ol9, ,922 pounds, divided as follows United Verde. 3l,365.r25; Copper Queen, 23,990,S73; Arizona, 13.727,- 9I2; Detroit, S,55o,ISS old Dominion (estimsted). 2.000.O0O; United Globe, l,24l975: other minec iestimstsd) 100000 pounds, The ou'put of the same in 1896 was reported at 73.745,- 32l pounds, showing an increase of 10 per cent for 1897 ever 1886.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

Alps that lc couldn't leave him there with safety. and he Kept on crossing him over. Iic Cat h.m 10 the pinnacle of the Alps at last and cast him down on the other side with such am appalling burst from the depths of the flute hat one of the girls reached ont for m0"e mysteries and got 'em. Then Zcary threw the house wide open. They thawed me out. and we were having joyful time when Zeary moved toward the flute again. We were about to order up the horses and fly. but we didn't have to. Somebody or something, somehow. had wrecked the flute. Whether il had been sat on. CT jun ped on. or what, there it was, broken beyond repair.
 "Zeary was sad. but he kept up. He never could get another flute that suited him. and the charm of the farm was broken. He left the place hv and by and went mp into New York state. There he got into politics. and the first thing We heard hc had got to he a judge. and then deputy comptroller of the state. And now he's a mayor. But he'd never have been there if we hadn't gone over to Jersey with our surprise party that night. Zeary ought to offer a re- ward of maybe S2GO 10 the fellow who broke that flute I'd just like to make that much about now 10 kind O winter over or. N Y Sun.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

It reported that the Hawaiian
 mniseioners are in isyer of giving
 Le islands a repre- sentative in con- gress with 2 vote. The Los Angel. c Express m akes 6 timely remark that this would be grossly unfsir to the territories of Arizona, New Mexico and Oklshoma, whose represeu tatives may spesk but not vote. The elder offspring should not be discriminstsd against in a-or of later family acsui- sitiops.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

returning Rough Riders. Corporal McCsbe Sas sent with ten men from the Bist ee troop to hold reed 60 a. to prevent surprise being made by the Spanish during the night, after being e their post a while oJe Of tn. boys remarked, Joe how did you nuder. stand that order? Why ssid Joe understood that we were to hold this road, and II they try 10 take it, I am going 10 stay right here. I don't care what you f.llrw dc. That settled it. every man among those ten would have stsyed with him. shortly after an officer passed, and stepping mp to McCabe asked him what orde.s he lad. My orders, said the corporal arr to hold this road. What, ssid ih
 li.urensut do you m' an to say yo u can holi this road with ten men against that large force of Spanish? Well, replied Joe, I don't know about that, but il they take it you will find us right here, and I guess we can make them climb pretty high snywsy.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

All is not peace and love in San Pedro. despite the favorable outlook for the harbor. The News says: "Iu the las. issue of our contem porary the American, the editor of ths, paper proposes to kiss and make up with the News. May God deliver us from ever kissing the insipid lips of the American pencil pushsr. We are looking for better game"
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27
BlSBEE JOrTINGS BIsBEE, November 24, 1898.
 COVERINGS.


 Hon. B. A. Packard drove in from the thriving town of Naco today.
 Asst. supt. Harvey tcok a trip over the road to BsrsOn yesterday return ing today.
 Over five hundred turkeys were con- stunned in Bisbee yesterday. Whats the matter with Bi=bee.
 Mir. Thompson, clerk nt Fsirhank for N. NJ. & A. was in the city today and took in the ball this evening.
 Prof. Douglas. President of the Cop per Queen Co.,, Surt. Jas. Co!qnhoun of Clifton, and MT. James of New York returned from their trip to Nscosari Tuesday evening and left on 0 special train for Benson last night.
 It is whispered around that one of the delegates to the Masonic grsn6 lodge at Globe had some difficulty in fitting his hat upon leaving, there and he was compelled to purchase @ larger one to wear home, having the one he left cent by express.
 The quarantine of Sonora cattle viii. be raised on the fret of the month and come large shipments will be stsrted a. once. There is 6 large gar 2 at work rushing the new stock ysrd- at Naco to completion to have them ready for these shipments. 1 Alfred Paul late Of Weaver and Paul has retired from the firm rher. l he made an excellent reputatiep ss P merchant tailor. He will be pleased to meet old friends and patrons at hi. new shop next door 10 the Queer hotel and assures old and new trad. that the best in the house is at th.ir command. 6f. The apron and neek,ie ball given by the ladies of the Woo ,man Circl. last evening was 8 grand success. Tn. Opera House was filled to its fnl capacity for dancing. The aprons -n'. ties were gotten np of every hue, hu' some co near alike that several goJt humored disputes arose who woul'i take the gil. Refreshments wer- served at midnight. Dancing war kep: up until late or rather early ] hour, end all voted having 6 good , time.
 Finnegsns Ball which will be play ed by she Murray ( Mack Comedy Go. at the Bisbee Opera house Sstur- day evening 2eth. is expected to draw . full house. This company have been playing to crowded houses every where on their route and need no introduction to our resjers. This Irish Comedy provkss continuous laughter and played by these come dians is at its best. Msnag,r Spears will see that all who attend will go home in . good humor and well pleased with the evenings fun. Quite a number Of our Tombstone neighbors have spoken their inte ntion of taking in the performance.
 Joe McCabe was not elected sheriff but ell the Rough Riders will vouch for his bravery. A good story is told of Joe whiie in Cuba, by some of the
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

The following is @ suggestion from the Bulletin :-How would it do for the next legislature to memorialize Congress by resolutions to grant Ari- zons statehood and pin the resolution to copies of the recent campaign speeches of Gov. Murphy, Charlie Wright and Col. Brodie, and forward |: to President Mckinley at Washing ton.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27
FOR OvEs. FIFTY YEARS.

An old. well-,ried remedy. MIs Windows Soothing Syrup has been used for over fifty years by millions oi moth-rs for their children while teeth. ing. with perfect snccess. It sooihes the child, sof'ens the gun 2, all.ys sil pain, cures wind colic. and is the best remedy for diarrhoea. l. is pleasant to the taste. Sold by druggist in every part of the world. Tw. n'y-6ve csn;s C bottle. It's value is incalcu- sble. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Wipslow's Soothing syrup. and ske no ot her kind.
 -Bac TOT Fifty Cents-
 Guarar ed tobacco habit cure makes weak Zen .tro ;, o,ood pure. 5vc. q. All druggists
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27
TuAr JOYFUL FEELING.

With the exhilaraiing sense of renew ed health and strength and internal cleanliness, which follows the use of Syrup of Figs. is unknown to the few who have not progressed beyond the old time medicines and the cheap substitutes sometimes offered but never accep.ed by the ell-informed Buy the senulne. Manufactured bv 'he California Fig SYrup C.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27
y.a G,ate1

You always seem to Le on the watch for the policc.' observed lis friend.
 ''l am," said the bank burglar who stood in the front ranl; Of his profes- sion. "Etcrnal vigilance is the price of liberty."-N. Y. Journal.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27
NOTICE

Notice is her.h given that the annual meeting of the Stock h ol rer- nf the Gila Valley. Globe & Northern H'il'av Company will be hel in the offices "f c companv in fhe S'im-nn Flock. L"s Aneoie-, Ca. on December Tth., 1898. n' =" ock ?. m.
 A D. LAIRD. Secrptar~. Dated at Loa A 20. s.b''. Nnv. s. i9S.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27
I-iSc.rsleI.

''See here, you internal youngster, what did you swat me in the neck with that apple for?"
 Tt wasn't any good. sir."-Detroit Free Press
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27
No CcnDIiment That Time

Mrs. Srcnder-What will you dc when you have no little wifey to look after your clothes?
 Her Husband-IIave money to buy new ones.-Odds and Ends.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27
i y:f.,r Music.

Tom is teachi-C &aud how 10 whistle.
 But the i-ss5Es have many slips. For he always irt5-ECpts her
 As soon as she rGckers her lips. Judge
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

Traveler-l had a terrible ride on this plug road. Those awful curves-they really make one seasick.
 Na;ive-Well. when We built the road we had to save money and in order to avoid building bridges and tunnels We "pigtailed" the road around the moun- ta:ns.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

Black net blouse fronts patterned with jet and red or green spangles.
 Black and white neck Iuffs edged with 3 cluster of vari-colored stripes.
 Braid blouse fronts with tiny buttons over alternate rows of the braid.-Drv Goods Economist.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

-Four newspaper men, were candi- dates for office in the territory ID the recent election, and only oae of them, the editor of Jerome paper, wac elected. IL seems to have been about as hard for newsraper men to get office as for the Rough Riders.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27
Others Think Otherwise.

He thinks he's a Christian. good and right My neighbor across the way: But he keeps dog that howls III night. And a daughter that sings all day.
 Indianapolis Journal.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

Mrs. I.aiferty (visitor)-Nour daugh- ter has foine touch. Mrs. Moriarty.
 Mrs. M.-N.s; SO they do be teliin' me; an sure, lis no wonther, fer she loves piaHuy. an Hiver tires of it; sine has q great tashte for mooSic: but thin that's owrly natural, fer her gram father had his skull laid open wid d cor net at timrcrance picnic.-Harlem I'fa
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

Marguerite Maloney-Wot fer?
 Aigernon O'RaiIerty--Trr dig gold.
 Marguerite Maloncy | sup- pose wen ye cum back yell he drivin' yer own goat wid harness made ouren pug- gets. but have a care. Me ladders a plumber an winters on.-Chicaro In- ter ocean.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

The smallp'y scare ie subsidire 9 and all danger Is now believed 10 b. past.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

N. Neil. New York., k. Ranmez. Los Angeles, A F. Brown. Fl c dagger. F. M. hvans, W. E. Fereu- l. A. tranch. New York. ". ApFei. Wilcox. Frnnt Jnnsnn, rar ell. F F. No"re, R. F. Kelly. w. j. Stevens, Los Angeles. F H Avarv, c. F. Busen bark, Pasrce.
Tombstone epitaph., 1898-11-27

ELY'S CREAM BALM is positive sars. Apply into the nostYs. It is quickly absosbsl- O oept- at Druggists by mail samples 10a by maL- kx BROTHERS, 5S wsrHn s. New Yosk Clfy.