, 1898-11-25
ODDITIES IN WILLS.
some PECULIAR REQUESTS AND cuRI-
GUS CONDITIONS.

Proved That In the Cases of Their
Makers Marriage Was n Failure.
The admiration Of our American oous-
ins for their country Is a prominent
characteristic Of their daily life, and
some years ago q Mr.. Sanborn desired
that in death as in life his body should
proclaim the glory of the republic. He
left e1. 600 to the late Professor Agassiz,
In return for which he was, by an ex-
tremely scientific process set forth In
the will to tan his (Sanborn's) skin
into leather and from it have a drum
made. Two Of the most suitable bones
of his body were to be made into drum
sticks, and with these a Mr.. Warren
| Simpson-to whom Sanborn left the re-
mainder of his property-was ION every
18th of June to repair to the foot of
Bunker hill and at sunrise beat on the
drum, the parchment Of which had been
made out of the testator's skin, the
spirit stirring strains of Yankee Doc
die"
A somewhat similar bequest was
made by a German in 1887. He died in
Pittsburg and by his will directed that
his body should be cremated and the
ashes forwarded to the German consul
at New York. who was 10 deliver them
to the captain Of the steamship Elbe.
When In midooean, the captain was to
request q passenger to dress himself in
nautical costume, and, ascending with
the funeral urn to the topmast, t~o,scat-
ter the ashes to tho four winds of heav-
en-. These strangedirections were'faith-
fully carried out.
Quite as peculiar were the directions
for the funeral of q Mr.. John Under
wood. He willed that he was to be
buried in q green coffin with a copy of
Horace under his head and Of Milton
under his feet, a Greek testament in
his right hand and a small Horace in
his left. Six friends, who were not to
wear mourning, were to follow him to
the grave and there to sing a verse of
the twentieth ode of theiseoond book of
Horace. After this they were to take
o cheerful glass and think no more of
John Underwood"
Wills may also be admitted as evil
denoe of the mixed blessings Of the
matrimonial state. A nobleman wrote,
IT give and bequeath to the worst Of
women, whom I unfortunately married,
45 brass halfpence, which will buy her
q pullet for supper"
A Glasgow doctor, dying some ten
years ago, left the whole of his estate to
his two sisters, and then came this ex-
neutrality-suspicious.: ITO my wife. as a
reoomss.. eu,- h DESERVING me and leav-
ing mi mS s expect the said sister
Elijah her a gift of 10 shil-
Iings sterling, TO buy her q pocket hand
| kerchief to weep in after my decease."
A Mr.. Sydney Dickinson bequeathed
to his wife the sum of eco, 900, ION
condition that she undertakes to pass
two hours a day at my graveside, for
| the ten years following my decease, in
| company with her sister, whom I have
| reason to know she loathes worse'than
she does me-"
Another husband stated that he would
| have left his widow 910, 900 if she had
| allowed him to read his newspaper in
| peace, but as she always commenced
playing and singing when he started to
| read he left her only Ell. 900. Such in
stances could be multiplied indefinitely,
but one other Is worthy of note.
A husband left his wife 912. 600, to be
increased to 924. 900 provided that she
wore a widows cap after his death. She
accepted the larger amount, wore the
cap for six months, and then put it off.
A lawsuit followed, but the judge held
that the ~testator should have inserted
the word always and gave Judgment
in favor Of the widow, who the day aft
or re-entered the state of matrimony.
Thus the husbands little plan for pre-
venting his widow marrying again fail
ed.
But the most curious will which the
writer has ever come across Is that of
M. Zalesky, a Polish landlord, who died
In 1889, leaving property valued at
100, 900 rubles. His will was inclosed in
an envelope bearing the words, "To Be
Opened After My Death" Inside this
was another envelope, "ro Be Opened
Six Weeks After My Death" When this
time bad passed, the second envelope
was opened and a third uncovered, "To
Be Opened One Year After My Death
At the end Of the year a fourth en-
velope was discovered, to be opened two
years after the testator's death, and so
the game went Of until 1894, when the
actual will was discovered and read
It was quite as eccentric i'll its DISPOSE
tions as the directions attached to its
opening. The ~testator bequeathed hall
his fortune to such of his heirs as had
the largest number of children. The
rest of the property was to be placed in
a bank and a hundred years after his
death TO be divided, with the accumu
lated interest, among the will makers
descendants. Thus by 1889, at 3 per
cent compound interest, the so, 600 ru-
bles will have swelled into 5000, 600
rubles. But what will this be among so
many Observation-Disclosures Words.