The silver lance., 1898-02-18
Atchiso Globe Sights


letters.
We hate to see a man with whiskers
loaf in barber shop.
No man ever dyed his whiskers with
out being caught at it.
A man who leads fast life is often
slow in paying his debts.
The world is full OF yellow people to
read the yellow newspapers.
The friends of every preacher claim
that he has answered Ingersoll.
Reform is used for almost as many
purposes nowadays as electricity.
A good many people make hay while
the sun shines, and then let it spoil.
Our ideal of self control is to be able to
pay dry goods bill without swearing.
Being elected treasurer of lodge
ruins nearly as many men as whiskey.
Nothing is more tiresome than wo-
man always talking OF getting married.
A wife often abuses man by exagger-
| ating the thrift and smartness of bum.
What has become OF the old fashioned
man who went into his closet to pray?
If you think you are solid in society,
| try giving party without refreshments.
1t is not the good you are willing to do
but the good you actually do, that counts
1t will be just our luck when we get
to heaven, to have to sit behind a high
hat.
We never greatly admired man OF
whom it was said he was great to cut up
and act funny.
When an old girl gets married who has
been engaged before, people say, THE
other one got away
No party is a success unless the boys
| in the neighborhood creep up to the
windows, and look in.
Do amateur singers and elocutionists
realize why people want to hear them?
To make fun Of them.
50 long as he is able to digest what
he eats. man is never willing to admit
that he eats too much.
| Every man who has not experienced a
burglar or baby in the house, claims
that he is light sleeper.
: Never let people know that you can lie
well. The ability to lie with a straight
face should be kept secret.
If the whispering OF two women does
not make your goose flesh rise, yon are
in perfectly healthful condition
When a woman looks at man he
never knows whether she is admiring
him, OF thinking how homcly he is.
A woman feels that she has violated
no serious church rules if her card club
never meets on prayer meeting night.
Some people repent, not because they
are particularly sorry, but because they
have gotten into the habit Of repenting.
A young man with sweater on looks
as tough and comfortable as a woman
looks when she appears without corsets.
People make the mistake Of trying to
solve the troubles of each other, instead
of every individual looking after his own.
Did you ever notice how bold you are
in suggesting what another man should
have done under critical circumstances?
A woman who attended late bargain
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the date was worn off dime she carried
in her purse.
When a man feels in his pocket for
match he generally finds a toothpick,
and when he feels for toothpick he
finds a match.
If no pie is cooked for dinner, man
gets mad at his wife; if there is pie, he
eats it, and gets mad at his wife for try
ing to kill him.
We have noticed that married women
| look more enviously at girls who earn
their own money than at girls who are
surrounded by young men,
One comfort in late spring is that q
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proachful looks of his neighbors because
/ he doesn't repaint his barn.
A woman's idea of model husband is
one who swtars in a whisper, and ex-
presses his love and admiration in a
voice the neighbors can hear.
When the neighbors celebrate a mans
birthday by giving him present, a cyni-
cal man is one who recalls that the
neighbors also have birthdays.