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Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23
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Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23
AN OLD BULLY.
People who live in fear Of his attacks.
How to avoid him or beat him off.

: II biliousnesA Isn't the bully Of the body
then what isf when once biilouaneAs gets
the upper hand you don't dare say your
stomach Ia your own. Don't You dare eat
that dish says biliousness, or you'll see
what Ill do,h You take the dare and you
do see or rather feel, the weight Of the
buiiy's revenge. The head aches, not u
regular ache, but an open and shut ache.
The eyes ache, not with a dull, tired ache,
but with an aggressive ache, a. II they we're
being bored by gimlet, The stomach
trembies with nausea, 1.-THE whole head
Ia sick and the whole heart In fnint,n There
are scores Of hundreds OF people who live
10 under the dominion OF this bully bill
ioueuess that they don't dare eat or drink
without his permission. There's no need
OF such slavery. DR., ], e. Ayers Pills
ehectualiy cure biiiousneSs.l
"For fifteen years I have used Or. ]. c.
Ayers Pills, aud hnd them very effective
In all kinds OF bilious complaints They
are mild In operation and easy 10 take. ]
prefer them TO any other pill, and have
yet 10 see the case where they have failed
TO eure,"-A. swANoER, TsHafkana, Ark.
sI have used DR.. j. c. Ayers Pills In
cases OF biliousneea and general disorders
OF the stomach ~ ,boweis and have found
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

and whom had taken twelve boxes was
completely cured. Those pills have done
for you what we could not do said one OF
my physicians. they have saved your life,
"That was two years ago and my heart
has not troubled mo since, ] believe owe
my life to DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People, and take pleasure In telling others
about them"
Among the many forms Of neuralgia are
headache, nervousness, paralysis, apopleTy
and looomotor ataxia. Some OF these were
considered incurable until DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People were formulated
Today thousands testify to having been
cured OF such diseases by these pills.
Doctors frequently prescribe thom and
oil druggists sell thoIn.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

them 10 be always reliable, They are less
liable 70 grippe than other purgatlvea, and
although mild IN action, they are thorough
In operation, They are the best family
phyhic that eanbe had,"-pRTRR ], DuEHv,
koekport, Texas.
"Having used pr. ], G, Ayers Pills for
years aud thoroughly tested them, both 40
preventive aud cure for biliousnesI, I
eau truihfully say that l believe them 10
be the best medicine for the purpose and
they do all that IL claimed for ihem."--
JNo' X koLn, shark, Ark
Biiiousuess 10 In general but q symptopa
OF more stubborn disorder, natipation.
Constipation IN the root OF almost all phyos
icai evils, and DR., j.. {, Ayers Pills cure
almoat all these physical evils by going 10
the root, They cure onstlpation, and the
aequent maladies, biliousneaa, heart
burn, paipitatlon, shortnesa Of breath,
sleep egsness,i nervous irritabilltyj foul
breath coated tongue, and score Of other
miserable maiadiea that have their origin
In constipation. DR.. Ayers Pills are the
snreat and safest remedy for all disease
Of the liver, stomach, aud bowels. Send
for DR.. Ayerlh Curebook aud read the story
OF curea told by the cured, free. Address
the ]. {, Aver Co, Lowell, Mass.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23
A FATALITY AVOIDED.
(Vrom biol psmoonl. ooahsn. Inal

When neuralgia 10 accompanied by n
dull, heavy pain near tho heart, frequently
becoming Intense, II generally terminates
fatally. Mrs. Nancy Flynn, wholives near
Goshen, Indiana, survived such an attack
and her advice 10 worth needing.
TN the fall of 49," she said, ~ began 10
10 have trouble with my heart. There was
sharp pain IN my breast which became
rapidly worse. The doctor was pushed and
put me under the influence OF opiAtes.
These sharp attacks followed ono another At
intervals, and became weak aud had q
hAggard look. was constantly In pain,
seldom slept and had no appetite.
AT the end Of two years I was confined
10 my couch most of the time and tho
doctors agreed that my death was only q
matter Of a short time.
Zone dAVI noticed In nowapaper an item
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A powder to be shaken into the
shoes At this season your feet feel
swollen, nervous and hot, and get tired
easily. II you have smarting feet or
tight shoes, try Aliens Foot-Ease It
cools the feet and makes walking easy.
Cures swollen and sweating feet, Bills
tiers and callous spots. Relieves corns
and bunions of all pain and gives rest
and comfort. Try 1t today. Sold by
all druggists and shoe stores for Csc.
Trial package free. Address Allen &.
olmst0d, lie Roy, N. Y.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

You will enjoy this publication much
better If you will get in the habit of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford most interesting study and
some excellent bargains. Our adver-
Users are reliable, and send what they
advertise.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Clean blood means n clean skin. No
beauty without It. CaScarets, Candy Ca
thartic cleans your blood and keeps IL
clean, by stirring up the lazy liver and
driving oil impurities from the body. Be-
gin to-day to Danish pimples, boils, blotch-
es, blackheads, and that sticky bilious
complexion by taking Cascarets beauty
Tor 10c. All druggists satisfaction guar
anteed, 10c, 26c, Soc.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23
We Pay YcHpenaen

and liberal commissions, refund the cash for
MI goods not giving the consumer satlsfaction
Long terms OF credit First-class scheme
statesmen wanted. No bond required. Sales
per month on mail orders, Address with stamp,
Brenard Mfg Co, Iowa City, Iowa
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

De soaque-"My wife drives me to
drink" Colonel Kentuck-"You will
do me a great favor, sab, II you will
inform me when you get your divorce"
New York World.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

The announcement that the members
of Lord Delamer's big game-hunting
expedition in British East Africa have
In a single month killed no fewer than
twenty elephants, should direct atten-
ton once again to the gradual extinc-
ton Of wild game, which is going on
In all parts Of that vast continent. The
slaughter Of Natals last hippopotamus
has just been successfully accom-
plished. The white rhinoceros Is be-
coming increasingly scarce and from
zuzuland 1t is reported that elephants
have now altogether disappeared.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

An effort is being made by the socie-
ty of the Nervous to prove that fire.
crackers are made in Spain and thus
get the Americans to boycott them.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23
0nIIoru and their Grievances.

The grievances OF sailors examined
by the authorities In ports OF entry are
often greatly exaggerated. Violence
is always OBJ ectionable, and pointedly
NO, when exerted upon an unfortunate
liver, stomach or bowels by dosing
with purgatives which weaken the in
testines. Use Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tara
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

People should occasionally have COM
pany at their house TO find out how
amiable and agreeable the other mem
bers of the family can be.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Robt Flourney writes; II can with conn,
dence recommend DIR. Moifetts TEErHINA
CTeething Powdera) ns the best and surest
Inedicine ] ever used for Teething children
Ind the Bowel disorders Of our Southern
country TEETHINA Aids Digestion, Regu-
lates the Bowels and makes teething Easy
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

The latest government census in In
dia showed 6,O16,759 girls between s
and years Of age, who we're already
married, of whom 10000 had become
widows.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

The opening of the Congo railway to
Stanley Pool is to be witnessed by
personally conducted excursion from
Europe under the auspices of Thos.
Cooke & Son. A special steamer will
leave Antwerp calling at Lisbon, Ten
eriffe, Las Palmas, Dakar, Sierra Le-
one, st. Thomas and Gaboon, thence to
Bona, on the Congo, and to Matadi.
The visitors will be taken by special
train to the end Of the line. The whole
voyage will last about two months.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Taking time by the forelocls causes
lots Of worry about things that never
happen.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Every newly married couple is de-
sirous of going where they IRE not
known for q few weeks, and all their
friends are DESTROYS OF having them.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

II takes an awfully good man TO
lose as many as three wives by death
without being regarded with suspi'
cion.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A sober man hates n drunltard. Men
who occasionally get full" should re-
member this and keep out OF sight.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

1t is a great pity that the govern
nent doesn't organize department TO
maintain censorship over love let
lers.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

It's surprising how ignorant girls
Gun be at times They all know what
kiss means, but they always insist
on having IL repeated,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A girl doesn't necessarily lose her
head when she lays II on young
nuns shoulder.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

CosMo BUTTERMILK TOILET SOAP
makes the skin soft, white and healthy.
Seld everywhere.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23
AIr-and Air.

He--"I am going out for breath
Of fresh air." She-"Don't bring back
q stronger one. New York World.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

w" ''sessv WV eWt S"'"NV tsW ""o NNap
To quilt tobacco easily ana forever, DO mag
nctic, full OF llfo, norvo and vigor, take Motto
BAG, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, Doc. or VI, Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or Now York
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

The one redeeming feature nbout
sea.sickness is that II makes you forget
all your other troubles,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

About two-thirds Of the credit man
gets for doing things rightly belongs
10 others.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

When a man isin trouble he believes
good many things that he would
doubt ut any other time.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Two bottles of Piso's Cure for Consump.
ton cured me of bad lung trouble. Mrs.
], Nichols, Princeton, Ind, Mar. 20, 1895.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

It's all right for man TO speak right
out in meeting, providing he knows
when TO stop.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

One OF the worst things about friends
10 the manner in which they abuse
each other.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

For q perfect complexion and n clear,
healthy skin, uso C0SM0 BUTrERMlLK
SOAP. Sold everywhere.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

The man who seeks damages In court
Is almost sure TO get what he Is look.
ing for.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Mrs. wInsIow's Soothing syrup
For children tuothng softeng tho gums reduces innam
alton, hllAya pain cures wind collie. rs cents bottle
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Every time circus comes to town
all the local band men want to join
the band
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Educate, Your Bowels with CasoArets
Candy Cathartlc, cure constipation forever
100. 2bc II q, O. O, fail, druggists refund money
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

The saloon free lunches have be-
some so elaborate that they are inter-
tering with the restaurants and ho-
tela
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Nothing makes woman 80 mad "A
having something to say and no ono 70
listen.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

The Atchison, Kansas, children no
longer pay the slightest attention TO
the curfcw, except to mock II.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A woman seldom cares anything
about the answers 10 questions she
asks.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

At Schkeuditz, In Prusslan Saxony,
the burgomaster recently gave orders
that on Sunday people should dress in
manner worthy Of the majesty Of the
day. A mechanic who appeared In the
streets In his working clothes was ar
rested and condemned to a fine Of
three marks and one days imprison-
ment. Though the decision was set
aside on appeal, the court censured the
man for incorrect and unseemly be-
havior."
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

An awkward man is always getting
on woman's trail.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Things are never as good or as bad
as we expect.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A woman never gets 30 old that she
outlives an attachment for the we'd
ding presents which were given her.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

No-To-Dao for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood rare Doc, 81. All druggists
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Life may be one sweet song, but the
majority Of us are unable to sing,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

The average number Of horses killed
in Spanish bull fights every year ex-
ceeds 5000, while from 1000 to 1900
bulls are sacrificed.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A woman 10 never happy till she
owns man and never unhappy till
she knows she does,
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

This Is not the year for fat man to
be ashamed Of his weight; the point 10
TO have great displacement.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

The value of golden opportunity
depends upon the amount Of gold there
Is in II.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

What has become OF the old.iash-
,oned boy who had to churn?
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Why do women wear bosom dis
tenders? The men know all about the
fraud.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

It's pity that some men can't even
hope to have brain fever.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

We have noticed that every man
with a big mustache is very fond Of
soup.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

When man isin trouble he believes
b good many things that he would
doubt at any other time.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Wooden shoes in France are pro-
duced to the extent OF about 100000
pairs yearly. There are made in Al
SAGE and Barriers by machinery, and in
Lozese by hand.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A bath with CoSMo BUTTERMILK
SOAP, exquisitely scented, 10 soothing and
beneficial Sold everywhere.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

!. When man and wife gct.on train
and both look unusually solemn, II ins
licates that he is taking her away TO
have an operation performed.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

The Sultan Of Turkey has just built
at Mecca the biggest house in the
world. 1t is intended for the accom-
mediation Of pilgrims, and is capable of
sheltering 5000 persons.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

No fewer than 100000 acres of
land have been made fruitful in the
Sahara desert, an enterprise represent
ing perhaps the most remarkable ex-
ample Of irrigation by means Of ar
tesian wells which can anywhere be
found.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A woman's idea of making n name
Tor herself is TO marry well.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Halls Catnrrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75o.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

about q w0.
mgn having
been cured OF
neuralgia Of
the heart by
DR.. WiniAmS'
Pink Pills
for Pale
People, and
i concluded
70 try them
When /
had finished
ono box l
noticed an Inn
provem0nt In
mvoondiiiOn.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

An artist named Girard, a descendant
Of the famous Marshal Ney, fell dead
in the Paris Salon. He was overjoyed
at finding his picture hung in good
place, and ruptured blood vessel
thrugh excitement. He was only SO
years OF age.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

Love may never die, but it gets aw.
fully sick at times.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

At Pompeii mosaic life-size por-
trait Of woman, the first antique por-
trait In mosaic ever discovered, has
ben found near the house Of the Vetti.
The workmanship Is so fine that 1t is
difficult to discern that It is not paint
Ing.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A man doesn't often get away after
his engagement is ANNOUNCED"
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

There has just died at Fontainebleau.
at the ripe old age Of 30, q lady OF great
wealth. Her will, which was opened
on the day Of her death, contained the
following clause II bequeath to my
doctor the entire contents OF the old
trunk In my dresslng-room, the key OF
which will be found in the mattress OF
my bed" Great excitement among the
relatives who imagined the treasures
of the deceased to be escaping out Of
their clutches, At last the doctor is
sent for; the trunk is opened and found
to contain intact and uncorked all the
drugs and mixtures that he had pre-
scribed for her during the last thirty
years. A..
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23
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The bon-bons were analysed by a
chemist, who said that they contained
suphate Of copper. The whole famll.
became III after dinner, and a doc
tor being summoned he told them that
they had been drinking poisoned wine,
Somebody, who ia supposed to be the
rejected lover had got into their eel
lar and put sulphate OF copper into o
barrel OF wine used for the table H0
Is still at liberty, and the villa and lie
Victims has to be guarded night and
day.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A rather curious story attaches to
the name OF the Spanish warship Vel
asco Senior Velasco was the governor
OF Havana when II was stormed by the
English In the last century, For his
brave defense, the king OF Spain de-
creed that there should always DO n
warship bearing his name. There has
been ever since. But the last one 10
bear 1t is now under water, having
been sunk by the FIRE Of Dewey's guns
at Manila.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1898-06-23

A rejected lover has been taking a
leaf out of the book Of Lucrezia Bor-
gia, and has tried to poison whole
family, The drama was enacted at
Epinay, outside Paris. In that town
there lives with her parents In a splen-
did villa a young lady Of surprising
beauty. Recently she attracted the no
tice Of youth who Is described as well
dressed and handsome. Every day
when she went out with her mother or
a servant, acting as duenna, the young
lady was met by the handsome youth,
who insisted on following her, al
though she had given him no encour-
agement. In the meantime letters were
arriving at the villa, addressed to the
damsel, and they were duly opened by
her father They contained sonnets,
Odes, and declarations of love. AS they
were not answered the unknown sutton
wrote a threatening letter, whereupon
the gendarmes were sent to look after
him, but without success. On Sun
day box Of bon-bons were brought to
the villa for the young lady, who tasted
one OF the sweets and found 1t acrid.