Arizona republican., 1898-11-30
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 College settlements are public spir- tied and self sacrificing, but they sCme- times forget things. There was 9 cook ing class held last week Gt one down in 9 Jewish quarter Of New York, by kind Cf Vassar girl who cut a recita- ticn to spend three days in al-ruistic endeavor. She taught a large class to cook ham; they learned with assiduity; but when the time came for eating that cooked she found she was the only person who could eat ham. It was a lonely feast.
 At another college settlement-this time in Chicagc-a young mems club was formed, and they were told they could choose their own name. They debated the matter among themselves and chose De Dirty DOzen." The col lege settlement people had neither the sense Of humor nor of artistic fitness Of the club, for they changed the name to the White Roses.
 4 lawyer of New York had a suit against Stuart Robson couple Of years ago. When the suit was decided Rob- son sent him a box at ihe theater, and the lawyer invited a party of friends to see the actor. How delightful" one guest exclaimed: ''so you won your yuit "Er-n-no. I lost it." he an swered
 One Of the prcttiest sights on Broad way, New Yor!-. is Merchandise Li- cense 2,94S" 4 woman sils on stool. and in front Of her is a basket full of white and gray rabbits and kittens. They ale all Of a size, and craving over and under one another, and when g, man first comes upon them he thinks, Kittens no rabbits - no kittens again, Do my eyes deceive me-" But IL is all right; il s kittens and rabbits kittens scratching rabbits, noses, and rabbits Tapping theid long ears in kit tens faces. There are enough pink rib Dons around to give a festive air, and the woman sits there as if she were a pleased hostess and the crowd her aG 1niring guests.
 The New York book stores have new dodge They have been exhibit ing the originals Of the illustrations for their books for some time, and al ways to an appreciative audience; now they have scattered about among these the proofs of the books. Just what sat isfaction there can be in proofs to the public it is hard for those who dabDle in them to undersiand-but it is some thing new, and then to the uninitiated itnere is a certain fascinatio in seeing .'stet," "tr'' and all the mysterious printers marks in the sacred hand of the authCr-which, by the way. is prob ably the of,-time sacrilegicus hand Of the proof reader instead.
 Over in London they are getting speed on biOgraDh pictures almost equal to that Of our enterprising pa pers which have q thing printed before 1t happens. The derby was caught III rl.s ss,; -. h, graph the same evening. Bu> even this was eclipsed when Sir Herbert Kitchener was photographed arriving at Calais at l IS D. nl., the film brought to London, developed. printed and ex- hlbltad at the Palace the2i-er the same evening.
 i ms .s the story: it sounds apocry- phal but the explanation is delightful: 4 professor delivered a lecture to his first class in the morning on the evils os Cversleeping and coming late into the recitation room. He advised them all to get alarm clocks, enc of the most useful inventions ever made, he said. The next day the class assembled promptly, each man with an alarm clock in his pocket, and the lo, so ar ranged that one would go off every during the hour The professor
  the first alarm clock went off. lie wait ed for it to stop, and another began. They were wound up we'll, and she sec ond had no5 stopped before the third went off. The professor had q sense of humor and there was also not mucn else 10 dc-he dismissed the class. Incl explained afterward that they had brought the alarm clocks with them because they were liable 10 fall asleep most any time
 The account of the Chinaman on his first railroad trip in China, who, see ing hls house out of the car window, stepped off the train, turned a dozen som rsaults, got up, brushed his clothes, and set off for home, express ing his pleasure at the convenience Of the iron horse, reminds one of the less ending of somewhat similar incident in the south. A negro girl of 15 years O. age. taking her first ride frcrl Rio to Profits. sa, in awestrUcll silence till the brakeman opened the door. while the train was still at full speed, and ba Wled cut the name Of the coming station. Thinking she had ar rived and must get off immediately, the girl rushed out and jumped from the train and was killed.
 
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