Fort Wrangel news., 1898-06-29
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-Phiadelphia North American.
 Shc-Hid you see tat bird of parq- dlse on Mrs. Styles hat at the theater last night? Ile-fhat wasn't what tie fellow who sat behind her called it. Yonllers Statesman.
 Mrs. Passay- Everybody says ni5 daughter got her beauty from ne. What do you say 10 thatf Mir Wits Well, I think it was very unkind of her to take Il from you.-Jp to Date.
 "One 'cr de troubles bout dlshere llfe,' said Uncle Ehen, lis dat by de time a man hab q realizin sense dat he orter learn sumpin', he feels Ike hos loo old ter staht in."-WasAiagto Star.
 Alr. Figg-"Happy is the country that has no history"-do you uuGerstanl tAat Tommy Tommy-I guess it means thc kids are happy, cause ther don't have to study it.-Iuaauapolis Journal.
 Bostonlan=Is this friend that vou wish to bring to dinner ma"A of ? raconteurf Chicago Man-BlameI if know; but, say, yonll die laushiu' fl We get him to tcllin stories. -Gleve.ald Leader.
 Willis Parkers salary was doubled q short time ago so Lear, Wallace Yes. 1t was; but II got him in lots of trouble Willis-IIow's that? Wal laec-IIIs wife found 1t out.-r0Wn Topics.
 Hungry IIlgglns-What do you thiul ol this here football. anyway? Weary Natkins-There is something in | call ad q rush line. ain't they: "Yaas." We'll that aiu't my line. e."-Indlaaapo- lis Journal.
 Deacon Hamhy-We're going to have l reformed prlzefighter talk at tlle te,I= perance meeting Thursday night. The Deacon's Son-IIoW Is ii possible that he can be reformed If he still taiks?- Chicago News.
 T get tired writing jokes lay after day" said the amateur huuo"iSi Don't you care" repl'e lis fri1u! con- solingly. Think how 'ircl th" people are who read them. ."-Pl iiadelpAia North American.
 T asked the young woman in front of me to remove her big hat, so I could see the stage" Did she do It E' "No; she said if she held her hat in her lap she couldn't see the stage herself. - Chicago Record.
 "Sometimes,7 said Cncle Ebeu "dar wouldn't be so much objection to | tlan hahbin' his own opinion of he didn't persist in goin' aroun' an tryin' ter glib ebberyhody else a clear title to tt,"-Washlngton Star.
 Great men," remarked the thought full youth, are frequently m!Suader- stood by the public.' That" replied Senator Sorghum, gravely, 'ls very true And mighty lucky it Is for some of them. Star.
 Jay Green lsourly)-Tf them people don't do different about 1t, blamed if I'll go to the party tomorrow night. Josh Meddcrs-What do you want 'em to do in order to get you to go: Jay Ireen-Invite me.-Boston Traveller.
 You mean to tell me that you don't .hink football ought to be sup pressed? Just look how many get maimed and killed in the game.' Tt ioesn't main and Kill anybody except foot ball players. s."-Cinclnnat En- luirer.
 T won't submit to being turned away" said the disappointed arrival at the hotel "See herC-rm flush" And be displayed a roll of bills. T know" responded the clerk; but I've got q full house" North Amer. ican.
 Old Gentleman tdictating indignant letterl-"Sir: My stenographer, being lady, cannot take down what think of you. l. being q gentleman. cannot think 1t; but you, being neither, can easily guess my thoughts. ."-Brooklyn Life.
 Different Point of View.-"Well. what's the use of arguingf" said the shiftless indiyidual; talk Is cheap" My dear sir" said the taxpayer, did you never take into consideration the actual cost of a session of Congress?" Chicago News.
 Willie Smith was playing with the Jones boys. His mother called him: Willie, don't you know those are bad boys for you to play with?' "Yes, mother" said Willie, T know that, but then I am q good boy for them to play With"-HouSehold Words.