El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1898-04-16
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
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! Jimpson-Da' ling. viii YOU share my
lot? Miss Scad ds--IS's Cwrig to VIII r.
' it is located.
Somebody says in sp' aking Of fl
, terv. tina. "a little sofa ssOap is geo
| thing if there's isn't 100 much lie II
it..
"Oh: dear, I'm so dizzy. Event inr
see rs to Ga rOund ard 'ou1d.'' That
nothing. It's the way o. the NO" d.
$50 you are going away, Mis- FIR"
I hope you Won't forget US entirely
"Oh, no, Mr.. John. You'll alwaFs o.
green in my memory"
Teacher-Johnpy, what will 1915
sixnify when it comes? Johnny-lt
will signify that Father Time ha-
comp et~d his nineteenth centur!
run.
Teacher to geography classics
you tell me what i-lend is rCted fo
its great in'e~ral improve DE nts:
Small boy (triumphantiy) Case
il.
Terence-And how lid YOU leave til
folks il ould Oirelnni. p. lix? Phil
ix-Sur; thin, Terence, ne ny, lef
taem on dhry land, so dii.
"Mabel, is it f.ca that you serve
refreshments to all the young mcr
who call ON ycu?'' "Wol, you mus
think l have morey to burn, fee ling
fl : mes that way
Mr.. Wabash-Who is your favor SC
writer Mrs. Ogdeo? Ms. Ogden-My
husband. Mrs. Waha h-YOur u :
hand! Why, what d d he ever Writ:
Mrs. Ogtea-Ch ecks.
Talker-I was but little I'D when /
started il business. Wslker-Th"t's
bsen the foundation of rauy business
mans success. Talker-What has?
Walker-A little ad..
young Irishmsn who had just an
nOunce b 5 engagement, VS. ask d
And whea did you PROPOSE:
Faith" said he, by starlight, and
got her answer in a twinklirg."
.Ts this coffse?'' asked one visitor OF
another. 81 don't know" was the re-
ply, as the speaker ruefully twirlei
The con hts Of the cup, but there are
certainly grounds for Suspicion
Mother hope you mae yourself
agreeable at Mrs. Towser last even
iIg. S,n-You bet! l just ha'teref
her cooking by asking a second help
ing for everything there was on the
table.
Cycle Salesman-Dr you prefer any
part cular s'yle of handle bar? Gillig-
han-I dolthat. It's the Oirish kit d
I'm afther. Cycle Ssl esIAan-TI e
Iri-h kind aillig han--ShurH, the
eorki handlebars.
On s:gnboard in front of dye shop
in Chillicothe, Ill, is the Inscription,
s'Satin dyed here" A small boy who
saw it for the first time went home d
joyfully told his mother that the devil
was dend,
"wel, Davie, did you enjoy your
visit to the museum?'' Eyes, mamma"
'Do you remember any of tie nice
things you sa E?'' lob, yes I remem-
Der lots of hem sand can you tell
me what they were called?" Yes:
most of them were called DO not
touch. ="
81 want,'' said the excited hicago
woman at the telephone exchange,
''my husband, please" Numb r,
pie ase. said the petite operator. only
the fourth. you impudens thioei"
SNAPPED back tie fair telephonar, ard
when the operator failed to check 9
slightly audible smile the bell rang off
viciously
The Atlanta Constitution tell US
that new Georgia poet is Sin our
midst" He sends this charming lyria
to that paper, with the statement th at
it is s'one Of q tt ousand" re has writ
ten, bus the first he has ever submitted
for publications:
".My love has eyes that are as blue
AS am when a note falls due;
| Her face with love lines bright
aboupds.
I think she weighs two hundred
| pou DIS.
IT'S wide enau ugh to light the earthl
hear the "a ling of / TT feet
A hundr d yards adown the street;
She SITS my happy heart to drumming,
And the whole world shakes when she's
a comingl''