New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-11-02
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Gentry County Missouri which boosted of having
taken more premiums AT the Worlds Fair than any
other single county in the United States IS again
n subject for congratulations, having captured
large number Of the best premiums at the recent
big stock show at the Omaha Exposition. IT Is
said by experts of high rank that the Omaha
exhibit Of fancy stock was larger and better than
the memorable one at Chicago.
II wonder what made that Indian chief give up
and run. It's something unusual with MN.
knowledges that he doesn't know "he has been 20
used 10 snooring nj the palefaces that he got rat
tied when they sent detachment or colored troops
after him.-(Washlngton star
The vicar OF skegby England. was marrying
couple the other day. both Of whom had been con-
slant attendants az his Sunday school the woman
in the case had indeed. but recently captured
prize offered for ability repeat by rote and with
out mistake the entire catechlsm Of the Church Of
England She had apparently suffered nothing
from this tax upon her memory until the clergy
man turned To her before the altar and asked. ac-
cordlng 10 the ritual MARY Jane. wilt thou have
this man to he thy welded husband?' Then habit
asserted Itself and the tangled skein Of memory
refused to unravel. Yes. verify by Gods help.
So I will" she replied and I heartily thank orr
Heavenly Father. who hath brought me into this
state Of salvation"
Farmer Cornfed -Ya-as my son Josh took the
law course at Yale. Rnhe took the scientific course.
Farmer IIayrake-And they have all done well.
I siipDOSe2
Farmer CornfeG-Yew bet they have Josh is
trainer Of the Washout Indian University football
team. Ruhe is coach NV the Bungtown Military
Academy crew. and Dave Is athletic director Nv the
Pokevllle Young Ladies' Seminary track team and
baseball nne.-Judse
A physician tells THE Chicago Times Herald
story about a patient OF his. woman. who was
anxious to adopt a girl child At last he found
for her little girl who came Of good, hardy peas
stock. the mother being Swede "Oh. can't
adopt Swedish child" said the woman. FOR
she grew big enough she would be sure 10
say. Well tank trow Up my yob and so home"
TT is 90 sudden" exclaimed the far-haired girl.
who had just received a proposal TO merge her
identity in that Of would-bs protector "You must
'No. no. retorted the diplomatic young man;
ashamed OF itself should never go into the reflect
ing business. Let this solitaire diamond do the
And the records OF the license clerk show that It
was even so.-(Chicago News
Mary-Teacher says history repeats itself
Tommy-Wel guess It don't And a feler =, GOV
peat II hlmsef-(Truth
II the soldiers IN Spains Cuban armies knew
what was good Tor them they would remain on the
island beat their swords into pruning-hooks and
grow up with the country. There is plenty OF room
for Thorn there and the tropical sun might In gem
Grafton or two roast the most vrulent OF their
PenInsular qualities ont OF them. II ripens the
spirit OF nsuar patriotism "a II does bananas, with
extraordinary rapdity. and they would become
good and loyal Cuhans almost before they knew t.
A Suggestion ~ High Jinks- Tommy-Mamma.
why are paras watches always bigger than man.
mas watches? " ..
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