The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-09-14
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Nobody can be happy without
frat being useful.
Without liberty no happiness can
be enjoyed by society.
Every ono can stand little more
than he thinks he can.
= The mice always play when the
cats away but the cat finally catches
on to it,
- 1t 10 said that women criminals
have larger hands and feet than aver
age women.
= A cube Of cast iron one inch
each way will be crushed under pres
sure Of 80 tons.
I'm always getting things mix
ed, : as the man said who had hash Get
before him 13 times week.
He who does his best, however
little, is always TO be distinguished
from him who does nothing
- 1t is stated as fact that many
people hear best when their eyes are
closed. Think of this in church.
A stubborn cough or tickling in the
throat yields IN One Minute Cough Cure.
HARMLESS In effect, touches the right spot,
rollaole and just what is wanted. Il acte
at once. Evans Pharmacy.
= The people who are most careless
as to their duties are usually most ex-
acting as to their rights.
The man who expects to accom-
plish everything by main strength is
doomed to bitter disappointment.
= The highest church steeple cn
earth is not as near heaven as sack
OF Hour left in poor woman cellar.
When you call for DeWitt's Witch Ha-
Eel Salve, the great pile cure, don't accept
anything else. Don't be talked into ao-
cepting substitute, for piles, for sores,
Tor burns. Evans Pharmacy.
- David Hume, the Scotch phiioso-
pher, said that he would rather be
born with cheerful disposition than
heir 70 $4,000 year.
- A cheerful temper, joined with
innocence, will make beauty attrac-
tive, knowledge delightful, and wit
good.natufed.
Truth wears well. People have learned
that DeWitt's Little EARLY R;sers are reli-
eble little pills for regulating the bowels,
curing constipation and siok headache.
They don't Rripe. Evans Pharmacy.
You want to 60 to the old dig
gings? Heavens, boy, you DONE know
spade from jigsaw." Eyes; I do,
father, I held Eve Of them las. night"
The proper name: Some dentists
opeak Of the rooms in which they re-
ceive their patients as "parlors." But
they ought to call them drawing rooms.
One Minute Cough Cure surprises peo-
pie by its quick cures. and children may
take It In large quantities without the
least danger. It has won for itself the
best reputation OF any preparation used
To-Day for colds, Group, tickling in the
throat or obstinate cougAs. Evans Phar-
macy.
- Mother-Dear me Tho baby
has swailowed that piece OF worsted.
Father-That's nothing to the yarns
she'll have TO swallow il she lives to
grow up.
- An idea Of the amount Of gold
mined every year may be found from
the fact that European goldsmiths
make up s24, 600. 600 into gold plate
and jewelry annually.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve has the
largest sale Of any Salve in the world.
This fact and Its merit has led dishonest
people TO attempt to counterfeit IL. Look
out for the man who attempts to decisive
you when you call for DeWitra Witch
Hazel Salve. the great pile cure. Evans
Pharmacy.
- In England they stand for Office,
in this country they run, and in both
countries they lie more or less.