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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
what The Bachelor Saw,

No man who shaves himself can be
at all times Christian.
Mankind is divided into two classes
those who earn living without
getting it and those who get a living
without earning IT.
II man is in the right he doesn' t
have TO get mad about it.
II ghosts haunt churchyards it is
probably for the purpose of finding
out from the epitaphs how good they
were during life.
When 4 man wants to tickle a girl
half to death he insinuates that when
he Is with her he is always afraid he
will say more than he intends to.
The average woman has an idea
that until man falls in love, he goes
around looking into every girls face
with an anxious, searching look.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
A Temperance Bulletin.

The Norfolk q Western Railway
Company has issued bulletin to
its employees which reads as follows:
We will not retain in our service any
one who uses liquor as beverage
while ON on off of duty. This rule
will be enforced to the letter, as the
safety of the lives of passengers and
employees, and the financial interest
of this company demand its enforce
ment. Each employee is also requir-
ed to acknowledge the receipt of
this bulletin, and to certify that he
understands the same, and govern
himself accordingly.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

SPEAKING of the designation Of
Lieutenant Settle by the war depart
ment to muster in the w. Va. troops
the Huntington Advertiser thus voices
the universal sentiment of the state
guard: Lieutenant Settle will be
remembered as the government rep
resentative at last years state en-
campment. Lieut.. Settle endeared
himself very much to the West Vir-
ginia militia, and all are glad to hear
that he is to be with them again"
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
A Treat Coming.

Morgantown is to be treated in a
short time to two sermons from one
of the most celebrated divines in the
country. Rev. DR.. Mcconnell, of New
York, will be here on May fifteenth
and deliver two sermons at the Epis-
copal church. Mr.. Edward Box and
other equally able men pronounce him
to be one of the finest preachers in
the country. The chance to get him
here was afforded by his being in
Pittsburg the week before the date OF
his coming here and he Yielded to the
entreaties of the rector here and con.
sented to come. An immense turn
out should greet him at each service.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
TWO GOOD POSITIONS.
Engineering Seniors have good Offers
Which they NAV Al cept.

Two OF the members of this years
graduating class have already been
offered good positions in their pro-
fession of engineering. They are w.
j. Bruner, manager Of the base ball
team. and G. E. Mccoy. The first
one has been offered a position with a
Pittsburg company at very hand
some salary. He will decide this
week if he will accept it, and if he
does he will leave school, only return
ing at commencement. Mr.. Mccoy
has had position offered him with
the engineers on the locks between
here and Fairmont. This is a very
desirable place and the fact that it
has been offered to him is great COM
pliment to him and to the engineering
department of the University.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
woman's League Prizes Awarded.

The Woman's League met yesterday
and awarded the prizes recently Of
fered. The awards are as follows:
Story, $1,000. was given to Miss
Hull; poem, $500, was awarded to
Miss Egbert. Her poem was witty,
sparkling and showed rare sense of
humor. Essay subject, "Need Of a
Woman's Hail." For this prize there
were no competitors, hence no awards.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
Bruner Gone to Pittsburg-J. E. b
Sweeney Elected Manager.

W. J. Bruner, the popular base
ball manager left yesterday fol
Pittsburg where he will doubtless
accept very lucrative position re-
Gently offered him. At the train
yesterday he was met by large
number of students when. Scott Lowe
captain of the team in short speech
presented him with a handsome gold
pin. Mr.. j. E. B. Sweeney, of Wheel
ing, has been elected assistant mana
ger, and in the absence of Mr.. Bru-
ner will act as manager. He is well
qualified and will make most ex.
cellent manager.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
OLD RESIDENT.
He Was Born in 1890 and Has Never
Been Sick.

ELKINs, w. Va, May Cone of
the Oldest residents of the State is
Patrick O'Connor, of near this place.
Mr. O'Connor, who is hale and hearty,
was born in 1870. His wife is ninety
five years of age, and he has twelve
grown children, the sons all being
over six feet tall, and the daughters
over FIVE feet ten inches in height.
There has never been death in the
family and very little sickness.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

When the American army Of In
vasion enters Cuba, 1t doubtless will
be so Differed that our brave s0ldiss
boys can shout out to the defiant
Spaniards, as we'll as to the welcoming
insurgents, 1--WE have come to give
you Fitz."
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

A cleaner naval victory was never
achieved than that Of Commodore
Dewey over the Spanish feet off Ma
nila-the late Spanish feet it should
be, as it no longer exists. Three
cheers and tiger for Dewey! May
he continue to do 'em in the same
style.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
The r. V. & c. Extension.

Pennsylvania railroad engineers
locating the extension of the Pitts
burg, Virginia and Charleston rail
road from Brownsville, up the Mo-
nongahela to Morgantown have
reached Browns Ferry. 1T was first
decided to build the extension on
the Greene County side but the re-
cent big coal sales in Fayette coun-
ty have caused a change, and it is
reported the road will be on the
Fayette county side 1t is said the
extension will be constructed this
summer at least as far as Point Mar
ion, to connect with the proposed
Cheat river road -Er.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The United States of America has
never been worsted in a war. This
is remarkable record, and one with
out parallel among the great nations
of the world. All of our wars have
been fought for the sake of freedom,
and in the cause of humanity.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Without extra exertion, languid, dull
and listIess, your blood is failing to
supply to your muscle and other or
gans the vita]izi.lg and strength-giv-
ing properties they require. Hoods
Sarsaparilla cures that tired feeling
by enriching and purifying the blood.
1t will give you energy and vigor.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
Lack Of Apples this Year.

There will be few apples in this
section this year. The recent change
of temperature has killed nearly all
the bloom and the farmers will as a
result have a small crop this year
This county has long been noted for
her apples and the lack Of them will
be keenly felt.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Old Gomez can now afford to ex-
change his stained and ragged SER
vice uniform for new suit of full
regimentals. The time is close at
hand when he will have reached the
ornamental stage Of his splendid work
for Cuba.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

We've got the men, and we've got
sand;
We can lick 'em on sea, and we can
lick 'em on land.
We're remembering the Maine;
We're downing Spain.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

"Fighting Bob Evans on the
Iowa has the right of line-the post
of honor--in leading the naval as
sault on Havana. And that square
jawed sea-dog may be safely counted
on to justify his nickname.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

fhe Oregon Campaign-the cleo
ton is in June-will attract it's
share of attention, Notwithstanding
the general interest in the war news.
The silver men hope to confne the
issue to finance-the free coinage
silver against the single gold stand
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The editorial association next
week can take place without fear of
molestation from the Spanish feet
il Sampson can find them before the
Mason leaves.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
Rheumatism Cured.

My wife has used Chamberlain's
Pain Balm for rheumatism with great
relief, and | can recommend it as a
splendid liniment for rheumatism and
other household use for which we
have foud it valuable. w. j. Cuyler,
Red Creek, New York.
Mr.. Cuyler is one of the leading
merchants of this village and one OF
the most prominent men in this vicin-
ity.-- w. G. Phippen, Editor Red
Creek Herald. For sale by j. M.
Reed, druggist. m
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
The Costa Rican Couuterfeiters.

For many months the Costa Rican
counterfeiters have been issuing bogus
notes of the government of the island
until the amount, it is said has reach
81, 600. 900. Inspectors of the recret
service bureau were chiefly instrument
tai in bringing the malefactors to
justice. The efficiency of the secret
service is undoubted, but it is by no
means secret, but patent fact,
that the service that Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters does the weak, ner-
vous and dyspeptic is of genuine val
ue. There have been from time to
to time counterfeits of it, as there are
of the genuine Costa Rican notes, but
the miniature note OF hand on the
label and the vignette of ST. George
and the Dragon, coupled with the
exquisitely finished typographical
work, are not successfully imitable.
Any one who has used the Bitters
knows its admirable qualities and
the features of the exterior of the
bottles. This agreeable tonic abso-
lutely prevents and remedies malaria,
rheumatism, liver complaint, kidney
trouble and dyspepsia.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Captain Sampson that was Rear
Admiral Sampson that is--the eyes
of your country are upon you. Cele-
brate your promotion by giving q
bona fide production Of the great
spectacular and historical Fall Of
MORO Castle.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

MEssRs. ELY BKos. THE Balm
reached me safely and in so short a
time the effect is surprising. Ny son
says the first application gave relief.
/ have a shelf filed with ssCatarrh
Cures" Tomorrow the stove shall
receive them and Ely's Cream Balm
will reign supreme. Respectfully,
MRS. FRANKLIN FREEMAN.
Cream Balm is kept by all druggists.
Full size SOC. Trial size 10c. We
mail it. ELY BROS, Sc Warren St.,
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Now that Teddy Roosevelt is going
to the front at the head of cowboy
regiment, may we not count-upon his
literary bent of mind to make him
blossom out as the poet lariat of the
campaign?
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

AS evidence Of the war the poor
have striking reminder. Letter, Of
Chicago, after having cornered the
market, has sent the price up at an
alarming rate. Wheat closed on the
Chicago exchange yesterday at $3.50.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The man who volunteers as pri
vate acquires more available politi
cal capital than he who gets com
mission through his social or politi
cal pull, and he deserves to.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Cincinnati beer has gone up dol
lar barrel. II this comes any
closer here local patriots will he
greatly discouraged.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Mr.. Mckinley might make ten
strike by organizing an army for the
invasion OF Cuba composed exclu-
siveiy of generals and colonies, and
sending it at once to the point of
greatest danger.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Dewey ought not to be SO modest.
We want to know how it all hap
pened.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Gomez can now take heart as the
United States has begun sending arms
and ammunition to help him 10 his
fight for freedom.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The war scare is serving a good
purpose in keeping Americans tour
ist away from Europe, provided, of
course, they spend their vacation
money at home.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Give the insurgents a chance to
catch the Spanish and they will do
the rest
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Spain can now turn her attention
to pacificading her own citizens at
home.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Sampson is on their trail and he
will make some OF them sorry that
they ever left Cape Verde if he runs
across them.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
One Of Two Wa~s.

The bladder was created for one
purpose, namely, the receptacle for
the urine, and as such it is not liable
to any form Of disease except by one
Of two ways. The first way is from
imperfect action of the kidneys. The
second way is from careless local
treatment OF other diseases.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The Jersey skeeters on the Will
mington are determined to uphold the
reputation of their state.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Since the real guns have begun
to crack the noise of the shooting in
congress has been inaudible.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

WINFIELD, the town named in
honor of General Scott, the old hero
Of many Mexican battle field, has
young nan who pays $l4 in dog
taxes, but up to date the entire
county has not enlisted single man
for the war.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The Spanish cavalry may event
ually learn that it is a dangerous
feat to attack gun boat.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The rebel brigadiers are breaking
into the army as well as into con-
gress
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The Spanish cavalry command that
was cut to pieces will shortly figure In
official dispatches ais having won
glorious victory.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

HOODS PILLS are easy to take,
easy to operate. Cure indigestion,
biliousness. 25c
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Dewey can fight with more ability
and celebrity than he can talk.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
VOLUME XXI.
Admiral Dewey is a Manila rap

Admiral Dewey is Manila rap
per.
The thirty at last get the chance
to go.
Mule meat still has the call in
Havana
Dewey by his fighting has saved
his yankee bacon
The other fellows are having the
Bulls Run this time.
-=----- .-----------
Wonder what they think of the
s.Porkers'' by this time.
What Spain most needs now is
perfect rest and quiet
Spain's navy will soon be har-
vest for the repair man.
The scrap between G. Wesley and
the war department is draw.
Spain's navy don't seem TO be able
to play decent game of hide and
seek.
American tars can still wallop the
tar out of any thing afioat or on
shore
If the Spaniards will only wait
until we can get there we will do
the rest.
Dixie Doodle Dandy has never
been surpassed as Il lighting tune.
It's winner every time.
A stable government will have to
be established in Ma drid if this
thing keeps much longer.
Beer has advanced to five dollars
barrel in Chicago and great de-
crease in patriotism is noticed.
Spain may have second hand
crown and throne to exhibit by the
time the Omaha Exposition opens.
The cannon at Matanzas were all
mounted on disappearing carriages
and so were the gunners who served
them
st. John Wanamaker's before-the-
war offer of enlistment is furnishing
some Of the photographers lots of fun
but St John isn't enjoying it.
According to a. recent decision of
The Supreme Court of North Dako-
ia that state will have to go out of
the divorce while-you-w wait business.
The disposition to regard the war
as an excuse for giving incompetent
men military commissions is not
only reprehensible, it is reasonable.
The u. S. can dictate the terms of
peace to Spain, after the Maine has
been fully avenged, without any
European assistance, and what is
1,.o 4 I'LL
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
Dewey also cut the bag.

w. v. U. will Dewey w. U. p. on
Saturday.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
WHITE FEATHER SHOWING.
Volunteers for the Cuban Army
Coming Very Slowly.

the State that Has Furnished Its
Full Quota-The Number Of Men Il
the Company Changed Again-Only
Eighty -Four Now Instead Of One
Hundred and Six as at First Ordered
Huntington and Charleston Pat
riots Change their Minds.
CHARLESTON, w. Va, May s.
There seems to have been a dispute
and misunderstanding in Camp Lee
for the past four or five days as to the
number of men of which each COM
pany is to be composed. Yesterday
it was understood that each company
was to be composed of LOG men and
officers. To-day it was given out at
headquarters that 81 was to be the
number. Two or more orders have
come from the war department chang
ing the complement of men from one
number to another.
The recruiting of the companies
proceeds very slowly. Only one COM
pany, so far that OF Elkins, has been
recruited
TO ITS FULL STRENGTH.
There were five volunteers from Elk
ms over the required number, but
these will be held here to fill UP any
vacancies that might result from the
PHYSICAL examination.
1t was reported yesterday that one
hundred men in Huntington wanted
to enlist, but when they were given
an opportunity to-day only twenty
six responded. They are said to be
on their way to Camp Lee.
Twenty-six new recruits are re-
ported from Parkersburg and seven
more from Hinton. Twenty volun-
teers were enrolled at the camp to-
day.
Out of the two hundred men in
Charleston and vicinity, said to be
ready to volunteer, not one has shown
up yet, with the exception of the
members of the late signal corps.
Gov. Atkinson to-day ordered the
purchase of one hundred good army
blankets TO be furnished to such of
the men as were without blankets.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The U. S. can dictate the terms OF
peace to Spain, after the Maine has
been fully avenged, without any
European assistance, and what is
more. it will.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

That Spanish fleet is still coy and
hard to catch.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

LIEUTENENT Rowan, of Monroe
county, detailed by the bureau Of in
formation to arrange for the co-opera-
tion OF the insurgents in the invasion
of eastern Cuba by the forces of the
United States and who now is in Cuba,
is said to know the country thor
onghly, having written book on the
subject. He speaks the Spanish Ian
guage fluently and moreover is an ex-
cellent map maker.
DURING the war, General Fitzhugh
Lee had a tragic adventure on Cheat
river, in Pocahontas county. He was
then young officer and rode out
from the camp with kinsman, a
Colonel Washington, on pleasure
excursion. He proposed returning
soon. but Colonel Washington asked
him II he was afraid. This put him
on his mettle and they went farther.
On Cheat Mountain they were bush
whacked and o volley from the am
bush killed Colonel Washington and
disabled Lees horse. He mounted
his dead friend 3 horse and rode away
before the gunsf gould b. reloaded.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The Wilmington is very good thing
for Spanish cavalrymen to let alone.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The disposition to regard the war
as an excuse for giving incompetent
men military commissions is not
only reprehensible, it is reasonable.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
Honesty and Virtue.

There is more honesty and Virtue
contained in bottle of Salvation Oil,
than in any other liniment known.
"Mrs. A. Fielder, 1864 Paletholp ST.,
Philadelphia, Pa, confirms this truth:
She found Salvation Oh TO he an ex-
cellent remedy for rheumatism. stiff
joints, bruises, etc., and thinks it
should always be kept in the house =
Don't listen to the Dealers arguments
in favor of a substitute. Insist on get
ting Salvation Oil, it costs only Is cts.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

A Lon Of Heinz pickles, Keystone
presssng Sauce. 4. =. MIS-
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11
From Extreme Nervousness.

DAHAT no one remedy can contain the
elements necessary to cure all diseas-
es, is a fact we'll known to everyone.
DR.. Miles System Of Restorative Remedies
consists OF seven distinctively different
preparations, each for its own purpose.
Mrs. L. O. Bramley, 81 Henry St.. St. Oath
crimes, Ontario. writes: For years suf-
fered from extreme nervousness and annoy
ing constipation. developing into palpitation
and weakness Of the heart. was unable to
sleep. suffered much from headache, pain In
my left side, palpitation and constant
feeling Of weakness and prostratIon. began
using DR.. Miles, Nervine. Heart Cure and
Nerve and Liver Pills and the Anti-Pain
Pills to relieve sudden paroxysms OF pain
and headache. soon felt much improved
and the pains and aches and wearinees left
me. then took DR.. Miles Restorative
Tonic and am now restored to my former
good health
DR.. Miles Remedies <'1vN
are so'd by all drug ~
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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

According to- recent decision of
The Supreme Court of North Dako-
ia that state will have to go out of
the divorce while-you- wait business.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

st. John Wanamaker's before the
war offer of enlistment is furnishing
some Of the photographers lots of fun
but st. John isn't enjoying it.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Spain's navy don't seem TO be able
to play a decent game of hide and
seek.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Dewey by his fighting has saved
his yankee bacon
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The other fellows are having the
Bulls Run this time.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The cannon at Matanzas were all
mounted on disappearing carriages
and so were the gunners who served
them.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

\ What Spain most needs now is
perfect rest and quiet
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The thirty at last get the chance
to go.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Spain's navy will soon be har-
vest for the repair man.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Wonder what they think of the
"Porkers'' by this time.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Spain may have second hand
crown and throne to exhibit by the
time the Omaha Exposition opens.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

American tars can still wallop the
tar out of any thing afoat or on
shore.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

The scrap between G. Wesley and
the war department is draw.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-05-11

Beer has advanced to five dollars
barrel in Chicago and great de-
crease in patriotism is noticed.