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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
Firurin1 the Proflts.

Il suppose" remarked the horse re-.
porter to his friend the humorist, that
you make good thing out of your par
.agraphs."
We'll. some days I make very little
and other days not quite that much, "
replied the funny man. NOW, take yes
terday for example; I only penned five
lines, but 1T represented twelve big.
round dollars"
'Why, that isn't so worse for one
days toll" said the horseman. '.By the
way, what did you writer
IAN order to my grocer for interior
department supplies" replied the joke
smith.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
An Elephant's Teeth.

Whoever has looked inside an ele-
,hant's mouth has seen q strange sight.
elephants have no front teeth. and
hey never eat flesh, or any food that
requires tearing apart. Eight teeth are
Ill they have, two above and below Oh
Zach side, huge yellow molars as wide
IS a mans hand, and about two inches
:hick. Over these hay or fodder Is shift
I'd by the queerest, ugliest tongue In the
whole animal kingdom, a tongue that Is
literally hung at both ends, having no
power or movement except in the mid
lie. where 1t shifts back and forth from
side to side, arching up against the roof
If the big mouth like an immense
wrinkled pink serpent.
There Is nothing stranger than the
working of an elephants tongue, unless
I be the working Of his breathing ap-
paratus when he sleeps. Elephants.
Ike human beings, have two sets Of
eeth-the milk teeth, which are smaller
han the permanent mOlars, fall out
when the animals are about IA years
I'D. These baby teeth, which are. nev-
.rtheless, enormous, are occasionally
picked up by circus men among the fod-
Ter and preserved as curiositieA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

must become their slave.
Some pastors pore too much over
the book of Numbers
The obstinate man is usually TOO
weak-minded to give up.
Lose q minute and the chase Of Q
lifetime win not catch It.
knowledge Of the Truth makes Us
free to welcome new truth.
1t is a compliment to be called "su'
perstitious" BY an agnostic.
The Christian who borrows religion
will never have any to return.
The pearl Of patience comes from the
Irritating grain Of persecution.
One tear in Gods sight was intended
to cover an acre Of hardened soil.
AS the living tree bears fruit SO the
living witness for Christ bears testi-
mony.
II we owe God a debt, He helps us
pay 1t. If we owe man. he requires
usury.
The sin which has been soaked in the
tears of repentance Is easiest washed
away.
Some men like to mistake the echoes
Of their desires for the voice Of con-
science.
1t is when we are most dependent
upon God that we are most independent
Of men.
A dark night makes a bright moon;
a dark world ought to make q bright
Christian.
To please a man, find out what he
wants-what he needs Is Of minor I'M
portance.
Creeds are evapOrated graces. Cate
chisms are the dried theological fruit
Of salvation.
Yes, salvation is free. but there is a
vast difference between free salvation
and cheap religion
The farther men wander from the
Bible, the nearer the devil may ap-
proach without a rebuke.
1t is generally the man who is striv-
ing to do right, who Is amazed at the
opportunities to do wrong.
The very weakness of those who dis
believe, Is exhibited In their constant
desire to explain the reason of it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
An Idea from Belgium.

In Belgium, according to a correspon-
dent of the Chicago News, they have
what is known as the hospital car, and
when an accident occurs the car may
be run to the spot, where the wounded
may be picked up and carried to the
nearest large city for treatment, in
stead of waiting hours for the arrival
Of surgeons.
Again, the car can be used to trans
port large companies of invalids from
place to place at certain seasons Of the
year. The interior of the car Is divided
Into a main compartment, a corridor
on one side and two small rooms at the
end.
The hospital proper Is in the larger
compartment 1t contains twenty-four
Isolated beds on steel tubes hung from
powerful springs. Each patient lies in
front of two little windows which may
be opened or closed at will. Each bed
is provided with little movable table
to hold all objects required.
On the outside of the hospital cham
Der the corridor leads us to the linen
closet and the doctors department, In
Wnlcn tneTe IS nuSe cupDoaru useu
for drugs, surgical instruments and a
folding bed. Various trap doors in the
floor open into receptacles for ice,
provision cellar, etc. Arrangements are
made for an operating chamber, and
there is even small chapel for relig-
ious worship.
The car will be used principally to
carry invalids from Belgium to the
piracd' ous cure at Lourdes, France.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
Old Brattleboro stamp

The latest inquiry for the old Brattle
boro (vt) stamp comes from q Pennsyl.
the postmaster II he would kindly send
one, two or more, for which he is prom
ised dve cents apiece. The last one sold
brought about $500. 1t was sold to q
former Brattleboro woman, now q resi-
dent Of Chicago.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Clean blood means clean skin. No
beauty without it .Cascarets, Candy Catha r
tic clean yonr blood end keep it clean ,by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all
impurities from the body. Begin to-day to
banish pimples, boils, blotches. black
heads. and that sickly bilious compile xion
by taking Carcarets-beauty for ten cents
All druggists. satisfactioon guaranteed
10c. sc, Soc
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
To Splice a Break.


Many a boy breaks his fishing rod or
his tennis racket, or his camera tripod,
,r his ball bat, and doesn't know how
20 mend 1t.
If the fracture is a splitting" break
that is, If the bat or stick is not brok-
IN short off''-mending it by means of
splicing threads or cord is one of the
easiest and neatest ways in the world.
It will make the rod almost as good as
aew and quite as strong, where glue
would only be temporary and unsatis-
factory relief.
Before trying to mend anything by
his means, however, 1t is best to get n
little practice first, say on a broken
broom handle. Always use waxed cord
Dr. coarse pack thread. For large bats
and handles Ane fishline is the very
best thing to use. Place the broken
ends Of the handle firmly together and
hold them with the left hand or tie
them temporarily with q bit Of string.
Make a loop from to 2 as shown In the
picture and lay it on top Of the handle,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

MS FOOf &Xcuoe.
She-Why Is It that you have never
married.
He-Well, to tell you the truth, I have
never had time.
She-Still. you always seem to have
plenty OF time on your hands when you
lodter around here.
Then they heard a rooster GROWING in
the distance and he hurried away.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

We offer One Hundred Doll n, Reward for
my case of Catarrh that cannot b. cured BY
Halls Oatarrh Cure.
F.J. CHENEY & Co., P.ope, Toledo, O.
aey for the last Is years, and believe him per-
fectly honorable in all business t. an actions
and financially able to carry out any obliea-
ton m de by their firm.
WEST & TRuAx, Wholesale Druggis:s, Toledo,
Ohio.
WALDlNo, KINNAN q Marvin Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Hall Catarrh Cure is taken In ernally, not
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system. Prfcr, TO no bottle Sold
by all Dfuggists Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the hesf
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Women Criminais osSnumbar Men.
Russla's penal statistics show that in
the dominion Of the Gear the women
crimipais outnunbsr the men By near
~ 80 per cent, Just the contrary being
the case in other countries. Nest d
the women criminals are unmarried,
and the majority CONC from ths iabtF.
inS e3eseSa . " A4sk
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
nr. W. BATES. n.o,f,e,d. L.. vr,t.,

Before writing to you l suffered
drcadfully from painful menstrua-
ton, leucorrhna and sore feeling in
the lower part of the bowels. Now my
friends want to know what makes me
look so well. lido not hesitate one min
ute in telling them what has brought
about this great change. 1 cannot
praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound enough. It is the greatest
remedy of the age"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Never build after you are five-and
forty; have five years income in hand be-
fore you lay brick, and always calcu-
late the expense at double the estimate.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

But is word that cools many a
warm impulse, strifles many kindly
thought, puts stop to many brotherly
deed. No one would ever love his neigh
Dor as himself if he listened to all the
butts that could be said.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

RJPTJRE
Cure Guaranteed by DIR. ,. II. MAYER, 1Oly
ARCH ST.. HlLA.. IA. Ease At once; no
operation or delay irom business. Consultation
free. Endorsements Of physicians. ladies and
prominent citizens- send Tor circulaE Office
hours A. n. tol +. NJ.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
Not In Their ClaaG

Not In Their Class.
"Why don't you come forward and
balp whip the enemyT inquired the In.
dignant patriot.
"WhyT replied the pugilists in chos>
us. Were waiting for Spain to sst .
reputation."-Washin Star.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Hrs. FLORENCE A. WOLFE, SIS nulbsrry
St., Lancaster, Ohio, writess
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM:-For two
wears / was troubled with what the
local physicians told me was infiamma-
ton of the womb. Every month 1 suf-
fered terribly. I had taken enough
medicine from the doctors to cure any
one, but obtained relief for short
time only. At last concluded to write
to you in regard to my case, and can
say that by following your advice am
now pefectly we'll"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
FOR LITTLE FOLKS.
a COLUMN or PARTICULAR IN.
TGRE9T TO THEM.

se4stAiag tAst win Interest the Ju'
veaile Nenbers II Every Household
-1uaint Actiens and Bright eayings
Il n9any Cute ana Cunning Children.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Her Kind Friend,
Miss Blackleigh Qookdpg at her photo
graph)|I should like to know whist peo.
pie say about my picture.
Miss Daisey-No, dear, I don't think
you would-Boston Transcript.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
WHO HAS THESE COINS2

Two Confederate Half Dollars Which
Are Each Worth 81 900.
II you happen to have one Of these
lf-dollars of the Confederate mint
of 1851, you have a possession worth
about $1,000. You probably have not
the coin, however. Only four were
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup for chIliren
teetling, sOftenS the gums, reducing intamma-
i;on, allays pain. cures wind collie, sc. 4 bottle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Men are often thought proud and osten-
tatious because their accusers would he
so if they occupied their places.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
RELIEF FROM PAIN.
Women Everywhere Express their
Gratitude to Mrs. Pinkham.
80. WALDEN. o,b..., O., writs1

ms. z. A. WALDEN. 0ibssa. O., writes:
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM:-Before TAX
ing your medicine, life was burden
to me. 1 never saw well day. At
my monthly period suffered untold
misery, and q great deal of the time 1
was troubled with severe pain in my
side. Before finishing the first bottle
of your Vegetable Compound I could
tell it was doing me good 1continued
its use, aleo used the Liver Pills and
Sanative hsh, and have been greatly
helped. Ywould like to have you use
my letter for the benefit of Others"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Iascarets Candy Cathartic, 1oc or 25c
II c. Z. {. fail TO cure, druggists refund money
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
A Oom1ng-out Party-The man whose
sentence has expired

A character which combines the love OF
enjoyment with the love of duty and the
ability to perform it is the one whose un.
foldings give the greatest promise Of per.
fcction.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

God be thankful for books; they are
the voices of the distant and the dead
and make us heirs of the spiritual life oi
paSt ages
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

ne mas Won Bonors.
A fine specimen Of the greyhound is
the English dog. Pennegant, and he is
very beautiful In spite Of the fact that
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
Mistook His Man,

Wallace-And did you make him eat
his words7
Hargreaves-No. He turned out to bt
one of those fellows who would rather
tight than eat.-Cincinnah Enquirer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Words are like leaves, and where they
most abound, much fruit of sense beneath
is rarely found.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Nature often enshrines gallant and No
BILE hearts in weak bosoms, oftenast, God
bless her, in woman's breast.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Educate Your Bowels with Casca rets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
:Oc. 25c. II G. c. c. fail, druggists refund mo
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Some people are disasreeable because
they can't attract attention any othe.
way.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

I can recommendl n Cure for Consump-
ton to sufferers from 1.hms.-E. ID. TowN-
sESD. Ft. Howard, Via. May 4. 1884
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Men resemble the gods in nothing So
much as iu doing good to their fellow
creatures. q
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

More firm and sure the hand Of courage
strikes when it obeys the watchful eye OF
caution.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

To Cure a Cold in One Day.
Take Laxative Bromo QIinine Tablets Al
Druggists refund mnn:- If 1t fails to cure. =,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
Round the Corner.

An amusing incident of DIR. Lyman
Beecher's student days was told in a
sketch of the famous clergyman, writ
ten by John Ross Dix over forty years
ago.
One night he was awakened by a
sound at his window, as if some one
were drawing cloth through a broken
pane of glass. Sprlnging up, he dimly
say his clothes disappearing through
the broken window, a thief having TAX
en- fancy to them.
Waiting for no ceremonies of toilet,
young Beecher dashed out after the
burglar, who dropped the clothes at
once and put himself to his best speed.
But Lyman was not to be easily out
run, especially when thus stripped to
the race.
After turning several corners, the cal
tiff was seized and marched back by
the eager student. He ushered him
into his room, compelled him to lie
down on the floor by the side of his bed,
while he, more comfortably ensconced
in the bed lay the night long watching
him, the silence being broken only by
an occasional Lie still, sir!'
In the morning the culprit was taken
before a magistrate, who was evidently
a lineal descendant of Justice Shallow.
The magistrate, after hearing the par
ticulars, asked Mr.. Beecher whether,
In turning the corners, he lost sight of
the man at ALL
He replied that the man was out of
sight but second, for he was close
upon him.
"Ah. WELL" said the magistrate, 'if
you lost sight of him at all, you cannot
swear to his identityr'
So the man was discharged. Mr..
Beecher met the fellow several times
afterward, but was never able to "catch
his eye"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Elderly gentlemen seem to have q
penchant for youngerly ladies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Impair rment Of .Nemory.
She-Did you bring me that comn,ax.
lon pOwder2
He-Er-my dear. It slipped my mem.
ory entirely.
sne-And yet, before we were mar
rled, you said my face was one M mar
could forset--Cincinnati Enquirer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

All travel has its advantages. II thu
p lssenger visits better countries he NAV
earn TO improve his own; and if fortune
carries him to worse, he may learn to en-
Joy his own.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

made, because the Confederate Govern
ment did not have silver bullion for
more. One now belongs to J. W. Scott,
Of New York, who values 1t at $1,000,
and one to ]. T. Jefferson, Of Memphis,
Tenn, who holds 1t at $1,000. The
whereabouts Of the others is unknown.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

No Chance for Breakare.
Gobang-He boasts that he neve,
breaks his word.
Grymes-That's so. No one will take
II long enough to give him the opportu.
nty.-Up-to-Date.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
aAm.s HORN SHASTA

warninx Notes calling the wicke1 -
Repentance.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
The aolifnire. ..1&

Ihe solitaire. a. It Were.
He-Well. what do you think Of nv
lover ny
She-lt lacks the ring Of sincerity
Up-to-Date.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

To quit tobacco easily and forever. be mag
retic, full Of life, nerve and yigor, take No-To-
Bac, the wonder-worker, that make3 weak men
strong. All druggists, soc or o. Cure suaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Ster
ling Remedy Co., Chicago New York.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

There are few wild beasts more to he
dreaded than talking man having moth
ing to say.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

H = I nave ~
isns in heaven.
Every true man
is seeking truth
Christ came to
set the prisoners
Of habit free.
He who hurts
your feelings may
be helping your
life.
he who seeks
honor Of men,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

his coat Is not the mouse color usually
seen, but a clear white and brindle.
He has had especial success in racing.
for which his master Is duly grateful
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
No.To-Hac For FIftv Cent.

Guaranteed tobacco habit cure makes veak
men strong. blood pure. 5oc. d. All druRgista
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24
rrom, chiIdreu,e NIouthe,

, with spirit, and have sense Of humor-
quiet as they seem.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

Candor is the brightest gem Of crit
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24

WANTED-Csse Of bad health that R.I.PA.Ns
VIII not benefit Send cts. to Ripans Chemical
20 New York, for 10 samples and IOOO testimonials
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1898-08-24


A soOd Beginning.
I'm going to be contortionist when,
grow up." said little Johnnie, proudly.
I'm In training now, so 1 want you to
tell me what is the best thing for me to
eat"
Green apple, my boy" chuckled the
oid man.-Demorests Magazine.
mOnc the Bleachere.
Josie Dashaway has got her hal,
Dyed so naturally that it looks like the
real gold, doesn't itg'
un Know. / thought 1t looked
piaited. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Far.in- hot.
Mistress-Afary! Have YOU got
young man In the kitchen?
COOK tunder notice to leave)-I have,
an l consider young man In the
kitchen Is jolly sight better than an
oE man In the drorin' room! So therei
Ptck-Np-y'n
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-08-10
ERIE RAILROAD.

Through rains leave New-York foot Of Chamber. St
as follows Ave minutes earlier from West a3i 81:
0;OU 4. VI Nestibulcd Express daily for BinEhamton
Wsveiiy. Eimra. Buffalo Bradford. Arrives Buffalo \
= i. paror buffalo.
0:i5 \. M.-Ncsthucd Express daily for Port Jervis
and Monticello Daily. except sunday. for T.ickawaxen
IIoncsdale and important local points To- Elmira
man rar.r ars Tor Monticello and Elmlra
.:OO y. M.-Nestihuled linitcd-Fast mail daily
Solid for Chicago. Arrives Cleveland 40 A. ~
Chicago. ; T. ". Slcepers to Chicago. Cleveland and
Cincinnati. Dining car.
1::O T.. .Bunalo and Cleveland vestlbuled Express
daily Arrives Buffalo 7:O5 A. NJ. Bradford 100 a.
NJ jamestown 900 A. NJ. Youngstown lO:27 \. NJ,
Cleveland 1880 NJ Sleepes 10 Buffalo and Cleveland
Cate Library car
o:I5 J.. M.-Daly solid train for Binghamton. Emira
Wsvery and chicago. Sleepers tn Hornellsve Chicago
and cincinnati. Dining car $50
yI,ICKETS Local TIME CARDS AND Pr IMAM A.
COMMODATIOSS A. III l13. 26l. Iol and a'i Broad
way i2 roacry 1856 Fast i23th st. and 2.3 West 10Th.
ct and West 23i 81. ferries, New-NorN 't5
and So, fulton At Broadway Brooklyn. 100 River ST.
Uohoken and Jersey rty station. New York Transfer
ienc~s