The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1898-06-21

weakened at No. since the spring re-
gatta. He said that "Nippy" Neal
would probably coxswain the boat.
The committee smiled slyly and told
him that there was mo great loss with
out some small gain"
Just at this time the "Fresh" COM
mittee returned and as we knew that
their report must be a very long one,
all others were postponed. They said
that beyond a doubt you We're the
freshest class that had ever been in
Yale They said that you had attend
ed the Glee club concert In full force
we suggested full and in force-with
the express intention of creating a dis
turbance. That led by Keppleman,
Brown and a few other shining lights
you had scattered promissory notes to
the ladies below and made yourselves
generally obnoxious. AS the News
would be obliged to print another eX-
tra,, were we to enumerate all your
fresh cast, ! will save them the trouble
and hurry on. know, too that some
where in your throng IS a boy-orator
anxious to take my place. dare not
speak of him, however, as have just
received this notice:
Dear Mr.. Fenced Orator:
I understand that you are going to
roast me. I warn you not to do 1t as
am trying for the Lit, and anything
you say about me may injure my repu-
tation at the office I am writer of
no mean ability, and should you per-
sst, ! shall write a singing satire
about you. Very truly yours,
Mr.. RAY MORRIS.
The first man whom the Fresh"
committee called attention to was Judd
Allan Judd from Honolulu. Fresher
men may have walked across the cam
pus, they said, smoking huge cigars,
but on investigation class-books failed
to reveal their portraits. The. first
thing that Judd did on arriving in New
Haven was to rush to the Coop and
demand a bartender. Being told that
Voice reporters were not allowed upon
the campus, he had carelessly fingered
the Ways muff1ets for a moment, and
then asked in a whisper if he could
there be initiated into the secrets and
mysteries of the Cooperative society.
The committee had a long and elabor-
ate sour on Judd, which I intended to
give, but the Faculty have anticipated
me-
Phelps, better known as the fresh
captain of the freshman crews. was
next called upon. Phelps is the man
who suggested to Mr.. Cook that an oar
be given him in return for his services
to the university in rowing. He also
has a passion for wearing expensive
articles of jewelry, which he displays
on all occasions 1t was the commit
tees opinion that Phelps would be
Judd's close rival on his return.
Baby Potter was next interviewed.
He is so small a matter that the COM
| mittee did not sour upon him. "Win-
dy" Cameron was in bed when visited.
He said he was just recovering from
| the fence fight where he had been Sc
riously injured. He informed the COM
mittee that had the rest Of the fresh
man class had one-half the sand that
| he had they would surely have taken
| the fence. He then began a long list Of
| the sophomores whom he had injured
| One of them in particular he said that
| he had a very severe fight with, but
| that in the end he had succeeded in
doing him" The committee had
| Thomas Chittenden and several others
on their list, but far away>in the dis
! lance we heard Mate" Baldwin loudly
extolling Bacchus, and warned as to
| the lateness of the hour we decided to
| adjourn.
| The next day we all went on a tour Of
investigation, a kind of Dante's trip.
| 1O-,. |I,af nov,
we met and he wanted to talk about
| singing. He told us that he had an he
reditary gift for singing and that he
liked to sing awfully. We'll" we re-
| piled, "you do" On our way we We're
besieged by News heelers who wanted
| the account for the News. We have
since suggested to that enterprising
college organ that since "Y's" are CIV
| en- to the deserving, that 1t would be a
good idea to give ms to Freshmen
| News heelers, as it would be much
| more advantageous to the college at
| large to be able to distinguish them at
a distance.
Jack Gardiner seemed particularly
anxious to cultivate our acquaintance.
This, understand, is always his way.
| w lit1l lily hilo" Wiiub " say VI Jdth'
Perhaps it will be best to say that he
is a "heeler," and that he is working
for the News. Jack showed us his
logs and were surprised to see that
Dwight L. Moody had kindly consented
to coach the Freshman crew. Jack
i told US that he was probably the most
"horsed' man in his class, but when he
informed us confidently that he aspired
to be Bursar Bursas, we clapped him
on the back and told him that he was
undergoing a valuable education for
that position.
Morris Mason was very busy writing
for the no-license when we called He
| said that he had much trouble putting
his heart into the subject. ]. Laying
Mills received US very pleasantly. He
had just perfected a scheme to depose
the campus king abolish the Yale union
and become himself a candidate for the
captaincy of the football team. 1t is
said that the phrenologist once CHANGED
to drop into Layngs room and told him
that he had artistic symptoms, that he
might become a lightning change ar.
fist. We now understand the cause OF
the Records Authorizations.
We met Courant heller who was
returning from Aliens room. He sait
:. that he had heard a frightful noise il