The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1898-10-21

"Gln'ral Sherman was wan Nv tn smart
est men we liver mad" said Mr.. Dooley,
according to the ChicdBo Journal. He
said so nanny bright things Twas him
said War is hell an thaCs wan iy' tn
| finest sayin's 1 know anything about.
War is hell It's thrue wurrud an
tine sinUiment.
An Gin'ral Sherman says: TIL ony
good Indyun is dead Indyun. An that's
4 good sa yin, too. So, be tn powers,
we've started in agin to improve tn race,
an If We can git in Gatln' guns enough
befure tn winters SHOWS we'll turin
thin Chippeways into a cimitry branch iv
tn Young Mems Christyan Association
We will so.
I'VE see, Hinnissy, tn Indyun is bound
TT TO give way to tn onward march Nv
white civilization. Ydu an me, Hinn.ssy,
is tn white civilization. 1 come along an
l find OF Snakes-in- Hs-Gaiters Twin quite
an dacint in a new frame house. Thinks
1; lis a shame FIR to lave this savage
man in possession iv this fine abode, an
him not able FIR to vote an without a
frind on tn polls foorce.' So, says L:
Snakes 1 says, get along says l. I
want yer house an We best move out west
Nv tn thracks an dig a hole FIR yerself,
l says.
" Divvle tn fut will step out iv this
house says Snakes. built it an / have
should 1 take Mary Ann, an Terence, an
Honoria an Robert Immitt Snakes. an
all me little Snakes an rustic out west iv
tn thracks,' he says, far firm tn bones
Nv me ancestors he says, an beyond tn
wather pipe extinsion,' he says.
" Because, says 1, I am TIL walkin
dilygate Nv white civilization I says.
y" I'm jist as civilized as you,' says
Snakes. I wear pants he says, AN a
plug hat he says.
" 'Ye might wear tin pairs, says I, AN
all at wanst I says, AN ye'd still be a
savage, says l. AN I'd be civilized I
says, If 1 hadn't on so much as a bangle
bracelet 1 says. so get out says I, FIR
tn pianny movers Is outside r-ready to
go to wurruk, l says.
well, Snakes, he fires a shtove lid at
me an go down to tn polls station an
says I; Loot I says, 'they'se a drunk
en- Indyun not votin' up near tn mills
an he's carryin' on outrageous, an he
won't let me hang me pitchers on his
wall says !.
Vile savage says tn Loot, TN
tache him to rayspict tn rules iv cIvili-
zati0n, he says. An he takes a wagon
load an goes after Snakes. Well, me
frind Snakes gives him battle, an know
In tn premises well he is able to put
up a great fight, but afther awhile they
rip away an have him in tn pathrol
wagon with a man settin' on his head
An thin he's put under bonds to keep
the peace, an they sind him out west iv
tn thracks and move into tn house an
tear out tn front an start a faro bank
Some day, whin I get tired or tn Swedes
dhrive me out or Schwartzmeister makes
his lunch too sthrong FIR competition, I'll
go after Snakes again.
''Th' only hope FIR tn Indyun Is to put
his house on rollers an keep a team
hitched to it, an whn he sees white
man to start FIR tn settin' sun. He's
rooned whin he has a cellar. He ought
to put all tn plugged dollars that he gets
from tn agent an be pickin' blueberries
into rowlin' stock. If he knew anything
about balloons he'd have a chanst but we
white men, Hinnissy, has all tn balloons
But, anyhow, he's doomed. AS Hogan
says, tn onward march iv tn white civil
lization with morgedges an other modern
| improvements is slowly but sur'ly, as Ho-
gan says, chasin him out, an tn last iv
himll be Twin in divin' bell somewhere
out n tn Pacific ocean,
well" said Mr.. Hennessey, the stout
phlanthropist 81 think so, an thin again.
1 dinnaw. I don't think we threat thin
rhight. If I was tn government I'd take
what they got, but I'd say: Here take
this tin dollar bill an go out an dhrink
yoorsilf to DEATH I'd say. They ought
| to have some show.
"Well" said Mr.. Dooley eff We feel
that way ye ought to go an inlist as an
Indyun."