The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1898-07-23
Mr.. DOOLEY'S WARMING,
He Hopes s'Prince Hinnery of Garmany''
VIII Make No Mistake.

"If I was Prince Hinnery iv Gar
said Mr.. Dooley, "d'ye know
what I'd do? I'd go away somewhere an
play peeknuckle FIR TIL bears. Prince
Hinnery's in place where he's lible to
be rolled.
eye see, Hinn.ssy, this Prince Hinnery
is brother iy tn impror iv Garmany.
That's why he's prince. If he was q
brother iv me frind Schwartzmister down
tn street he'd be tindin bar ON tn nigh
watch. Whin a Garman gets along in tn
wurrld he has all his fam 'ly wurrkin FIR
our own people. We're too proud to
Wurruk FIR wan iv our own family. We
feel above them. So, whin Willum got
to be impror iv Garmany he give his
brother n good job. 'Hinnery,' he says,
'ye're gettin' to be q big, strong fellow
he says, an ye haven't done anything
but set around he says, 'gettin' up
bowlin' turnymints an practisin' FIR tn
mannerchore, he says Ills time ye
whit out, he says, AN showed what
why Nho III yoy 40 says w ObOI, AC
says, AN kill Chinnyman. ne says,
All Fright, Bill says Hinnery, all
Fright, ye'er majesty he says. An he
whit over in boat an pulled down
laundry signs an bruk windows an
whin tn Chinnymen come running up
stairs wr-ringin' tn soapsuds out iv
their hands, he took thin be tn rigtails
an beat tn ground with Thin.
"Whin Garman is at peace with the
an rayspicts his neighbors an is
happy to set out in fr-ront iv his place
r-readin' his Fried Press an passin' tn
time iv day with his customers, he's
usu lily votes fright. But,
lave Garman win wan fight, an bot h
sides iy TIL sthreet won't hold him FIR
pride. Twas SO with Prince Hinnery.
Win he'd licked TIL Chinnymen he went
walkin' up an down tn front iv tn
iy. Asia with his thumb stuck
in his vest, cockin' his hat at all tn
wurrld an mintionin' what he done to
ivrybody that passed that way. 9TH way
] shreated thin haythen was sight yet
says he. 'Aber, he says, 'I'H do amy
wan that falls in me way he says. BE.
dad l WILL he says. He was look
ing for a fight when he heard
that George Dooley an Paoky Mountioy
was mixin' up, an away he whit to take
q hand in it. Cousin George was just
with tn Spanyards an was set
tin on top iv wan of his boats playin' on
the coronet FIR to pass away tn time.
Well, me German frind, what can do FIR
ye?'says George. We come up says Prince
Hinnery, FIR to interfere in this fight,
he says. Il don't like tn way ye have
rolled me frind, Packy MountJoy, he
says. He's towny iv mine, an | may
have a fuss with ye whin hear firm me
brother, already saysshe. All Fright,
says George. All Fright, me buck,
says he. All fright, he says. I'll wait
FIR ye, he says, ito hear FRI home, he
says, but he says, in tn meantime,
he says, if va get between me an Pack,
he says, 'whin Pack comes out firm TIL
he says, 'I'll have to push ye
iv ye,' he says. but tn postal facilities
are poor, he says, AN if We was in TIL
way I might take kick at ye whether
ye'd got letter firm home or not, The
says. AN Irish fight he says, lis no
proper place FIR Garman boy" he says.
An he whit on playin' 'O'Donnell Aboo'
on tn coronet.
"What happened to Schwartzmeister' s
brother Hans III happen to Prince Hin
merry if he don't look out FIR himself. Ye
know Looey-a big chunk iv r-round-
headed, good natured lad, with no more
har-rm in him thin fishball-a Thorough
man in his thrade, too-cud carry half a
dozen stems on each arm over steeple-