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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1898-03-15
MOZley'> Lemon Elixir

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Sleeper to New Orleans.

The T. c.. & ?. railroad Is now
running a through sleeper from,
Jacksonville to New Orleans
leaving jacksonville at 9:I5 a. IN,
arriving in New Orleans 80 a.
M. next daV.
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OCALA OCCURRENCES
General and Personal items OF
Interest About the City
And Vicinity

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was ia town today on business.
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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1898-03-15

Madison has 4 IG-ySar-oid Shoe
drummer fcr 4 Baltimore shoe
house who j. succeeding wonder
fully rs Il salesman. His name
i Simpson Irvine.
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Trains DO not stop ~ stations where
time Is not shown.
Trains g. 81, - and 3, Daily.
Trains -. p, %. 50. Sc, -. 90 &ad %
Daily except Sunday.
TRAIN G. daily except Monday.
Treins 80. u and IS are composed sr
clusvely Q. Pullman Cars.
Buffet Par.or Cars on Trains z, -, 10
and 81
Train. es and 90 are composed eIcl1
sive!y OF Parlor Cars.
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p.1fons t psI s @ kease
Dayona 800 m OrnonS" m arrive " Ct
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AL Trains between New Smyrna and Orange City
function daily except SUNDAY.
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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-04-29

low the fortunes OF the Stars and
Stripes. There was truly, mo
North-no South-everybody had
something kind-something en-.
couraging to say to the young
soldiers" All the vast throng
of thousands that crowded the
streets were their friends. AT
Z 80 p. m. the entire space in
front of the court house ard up
as far as the Boughner block was
one solid mass of people. The
band played soul stirring airs
and every zephyr seemed laden
with patriotic sentiments. The
city was beautifully decorated
and illuminated and many mot
toes, such as Remember the
Name Free Cuba" Down with
Spain" were displayed. The
Merchants National Bank, and
the Traders bank were richly
decorated and Cashier Duncan,
of the Savings Bank, had made
his splendid quarters a blaze of
glory. Other decorations were
equally effective. Flaming sky
rockets rose on high and burst
into balls of ignivomous grand
eur. A beautiful flag had been
purchased by the citizens and
the presentation speech was
most effectively delivered by
Mayor Nj. g. Holmes. The pre-
sentation was made by Misses
Lillian and Gertrude Brown, who
were attired IN the National and
Cuban colors, respectively. The
flag was accepted by Com. Serg.
Frank Shnttleworth in a neat
speech. About $50 the start
was made for the B. & o. depot
and hundreds of people followed
the company which was escort
ed by a number of members of
G. A. R. and the city band. The
special train en- route for Char
lesion had about four companies
aboard. The following is a COM
plete list of commissioned officers,
privates aud regimental officers :
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~ = 2 ; = -
Mr.: 1 N. Kelly was in cin,.
natl the first of the week.
It is now thought that
main army will not be sen.
Cuba before fall. ~
Spanish ships anchored in
ports have been given until n.
81 to get out.
DR.. A. b. Kunst and a..
KRAFT, of Weston, were here
railroad business Tuesday.
Miss Pauline Downing is hon
from q visit to friends at p.s
ersburg.
Mr.. W. q. Freeman was call.
to Friedrich, Md, Tuesday
account of the illness Of N
sister.
General R. S. Northcott. NJ,
Lee Raymond, Leroy Rolli.1
and Mr.. and Mrs. Silas Ash !,
attending the G. a R. epcamr
ment at Huntington this week,
The Baptist Christian Endeavo
Society will meet Friday Moi
at Z o'clock. This will be moptI
ly concentration meeting and
is hoped every member will 4
present.
A wave of patriotism strus
the town Sunday and the ",
spirit prevailed everywhere. Al
day long,the streets were crowde
with people discussing the ques
ton. Everything else had bee
relegated to the background, AM
on all sides it was war, war, war
Never since the memorable day
of '61 had the people been )
stirred up. Nobody ignored TIL
great universal topic. Go wher,
you would, you could not escapd
it. Everybody had it in mind
the high, the low, the rich, TIL
poor, the young, the old-everyl
where it was nothing but war.
war, war! AT the Armory d
Company SIX" the officers wer.
kept busy enlisting and drilling
recruits. The two members O
the company who lived at Weston
were brought to this city in ths
afternoon on a special tram, &C
companied by a brass band and
two hundred of Weston's patriot
ic citizens. The engine and car
were appropriately decorated
with flags and bunting, and pre-
sented a very patriotic appear
ance. The boys were accompsI
MED by a large number of theil
Weston friends to the ArmoryI
where they were given aroyaI
welcome. There were only four;
however, out of the Weston dele
CATION who enlisted as member
of the company. People from al
sections of the county had coma
to town to hear the news. and
the newsboys did a thriving bust
ness. At the depot an immense
crowd had gathered, and when
the afternoon train arrived from
the west there was a grand rush
for papers. Monday the bust
ness houses and many residence
were decorated with the national
colors. A subscription paper wa
and in a short time
money enough YVES secured "a
purchase a flag, which was order
ed from Cincinnati by telegraph
and arrived here Tuesday after
noon, and was presented y
Company *" on their departure
for actual service. The flag y
sx12 feet and is made of the Oes'|
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COMMISSIONED OFFICERS.

COMMISSIONED OFFICERS.
Capt. Harry r. Smith.
LIST Lieut., Frank Core.
End Lieut., Cuthbert A. Osborn.
NoN-cMM1ssroNEp OFFICERS.
LIST Sergeant. Frank Goodwin.
End Sergeant, j. Hood Horner,
3rd Sergeant, j. McD Price (colorsl
4th Sergeant, W. H. Hoa,
Com. Sergeant, Frank shuttleworth.
1st Corporal, Bruce Haymaker,
2nd Corporal. Q. NJ. Carter,
3rd Corporal, A. L. Hustead.
18th Corporal, II. Linn Osborn.
PRIvATEs.
Kerby, DC Blake, CD
Brown, JIG Cowgirl, Ut
Smith, Chas l. Francis, Thos J
Dawson, HR Carter, Hi.
Mccune, DC Myers, Abe
WHITMAN, Rw McNemar, DL
Davis, CT Harden, VIC
Ellison, S A Randall, EE
Grapes. Homer c Randall, CT
Kelly, John Jordan, j a
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KILLED BY HIS FATHER.
Thomas snoot Shoots and Kills His Son 10
a Quarrel.

Shinnston was startled las
Wednesday by the report tina
Jud Smoot, of Shinn's Run, hae
been shot by his father while at
tempting to kill the latter. Young
Smoot, whose reputation was
VIGOROUSLY bad, had frequently
threatened to kill his father and
had abused his mother at various
times. Last Wednesday morning
after cursing his parents vigor.
ously and making sundry threats
to which they made no replies
he left the house, returning about
noon and became more bolster
GUS and abusive. Mr.. Smoot,
without replying to him, as Jud
had sworn to kill him if he spoke,
quietly went out of the house to
finish some work, which done,
he started to the barn, carrying
a froe, mallet and Ratchet, but
hearing his wife scream and a
great uproar in the house, he
rushed in and found that Jud was
beating his mother and had up
set the stove. scattering the fire
about the floor. Mr.. Smoot had
retained the hatchet, and instant
ly and most naturally under the
circumstances struck Jud with
(the back part it. The blow was
light, and the son began strug-
gle for the Ratchet, which his
father managed to hold. Then
Jud seized shotgun, which his
father succeeded in knocking
from his grasp. The two men
then closed aud the elder was
thrown, but managed to turn and
hold the other. On his solemn
promise to refrain from further
violence Jud was released and at
once procured his revolver and
started for his father, who. CATCH
ing up the shotgun, ran behind
a corn crib that was built IN on
posts. Jud fired five shots in
quick succession at his father,
but none of them took effect.
The young man then rushed into
the house and secured a Keming-
ton rifle and started arter his
father, who had sprang over a
fence into the garden and tried
to protect himself by lodging
around a stack of poles, but Jud
followed him closely and was
about to fire, when within but
few feet. Then, in pure desper-
alton, Mr.. Smoot shot, the dis,
charge taking effect in Jud's
right forearm. Medical attend
ance was promptly had, but blood
poison set in and death occur
red about o'clock Saturday
morning.
At Mr.. Shoots own request a
warrant was made out against
himself. He appeared before
Squire j. W. Carder, of Shinns-
ton, Tuesday morning of this
week and the latter, after taking
the evidence of Mr.. Smoot.
promptly dismissed him from
custody.
Mr.. Smoot has the deep sym
patny of the entire community,
end while all deplore the tragedy
aud his connection with it, none
attach any blame whatever to
HIM, as he is well-known to be
an honest, peaeeable, hardwork-
ing citizen. Judson Smoot at
the time of his death was about
80 years of age, his father e..
DR.. Holt, dentist, will be at his
Office, in Clarksburg, May 1st and
remain 81 days. l7-td.
Ifyou are a lover of good mu
sic 90 and see the Corbett enter
tainment at Golf Chapel to-nigh'
Thursday. Admission, Is ans
25 cents.
In times of peace prepare TO
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n \. Wallis was in Baltimore
this week.
D. T. Price. ofBatimore, spent
Sunday here with parents.
Ed. Deison is home from .
trip to Washington, D. O.
Frank Dennison visited his
parents at Jacksonville Sunday.
Miss Belle Jones is spending
q few days with Buckhannon
friends this week.
Mrs. B. W. jackson and SON
have returned from a visit to
friends at Cincinnati.
Dramatic Club of the Univer.
sity Saturday night at the Opera
House in Caste.
Last call. 1 will remain in
Clarksburg for a few days only.
j. b. McCarty, upholsterer. 1t.
Joe Remlinger, of Grafton,
was shaking hands with his many
friends here Monday.
Mrs. Charles w. List returned
Sunday to her home in Wheeling
accompanied by her sister, Miss
Carrie Basel.
T. NJ. Altman, of Lightburn,
was here the first of the week.
He had just returned from bust
ness trip to Warrington.
Rev. 3. B. Evans delivered an
excellent address on "Odd Eel.
lowship' at the court house
Tuesday night to a fair sized
audience.
The Corbett entertainment
company will be at Golf Chapel
Thursday, April 90, at 7;so. The
exhibition will consist of music
and recitations. Admission, Is
and 25 cents.
We are requested by the Off
GERS and members of Company
"K" to extend to the citizens of
Clarksburg their hearty thanks
for the beautiful flag presented
and kind reception given them
on their departure for Charleston
Wednesday night.
@. W. Fisk, of the Sun Office,
and q. F. Davis, the groceryman
who belong to the Clarksburg
military company. have been
notified to hold themselves in
readiness to move within an hours
notice. Mr.. Fisk will go, but
Mr.. Davis has employed a sub
stitute in the person of Thomas
Tucker.-W. o. Record.
Governor Atkinson has receiv-
ed the biennial report of the
West Virginia home for aged and
friendless women in the city of
Wheeling. The institution dur
ing last year admitted two per-
manent and 81 temporary in.
mates, and has at present 10 in.
mates, of whom II are perman-
emit During the existence of the
home, extending over a period of
9 years. 367 persons have been
admitted.
One of the saddest events that
has happened in our community
in many years was the unexpect-
ed death of Mrs. J. Rathbone
Ramsay. of Haekensack. N. j.,
when occurred at the residence
of her aunt, Mrs. Columbia
Thorne. on Wednesday evening.
Mrs. Ramsay, nee Lena Thomp-
son. was married in this city but
a few weeks ago and was here
on a short visit. She was a
reigning belle in society, and the
night before her death had been
crowned queen of the BALI at
the Traders. She took sick very
suddenly the next day and died
in short time. Mr.. Ramsay
will arrive this evening, and the
funeral will take place in this
city tomorrow (Friday.)
The city council held their first
regular meeting Friday night and
granted the following licenses:
I. f. Gill, John Lyons, Mrs. M.
Ross, Annie Mcdonnell, Virgin
ius Jasper, T. P. Brennan, VIM.
Burke, Wells & Haymaker, Thos.
r Saalav and Jamas Rovla Tho
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Holden, G N Straight, Homer
Post, Harry Clancy, Michael
Knisely. Delbert Chapman, W U
Smith, Kirk Caywood, John G
Cork, Hayden
REG1MESrAL OFFICERS.
E. Carl Vance, Regimental Quar-
termaster.
William Sinclair, ouartermaster
Sergeant.
Robt. H Ramsay, Sergeant Major.
j. Wilbur Pigott, Hospital Stewart.
John Sherman, Secretary Of
State, sent in his resignation
to the President on Monday.
Judge Day, of Canton, was named
as his successor.
The house and nearly all of its
contents occupied by DR.. John
Gregg was destroyed by fire at
Quiet Dell Saturday morning.
The property was owned by Mrs.
Hamilton Swiger and was not in
sured.
Mrs. Charles Pride died at her
home in this city Tuesday after
a lingering illness. The funeral
took place Wednesday afternoon
from the First Presbyterian
church and interment at Odd
Fellows Cemetery.
Archie Watkins, who is sup
posed to have disappeared some
time ago from Hinton, w. Va.
and of whom foul play was sus-
pected, has written his parents
in this city that he is very much
alive is now prospering in the
State of Missouri.
Miss Artha Drummond has ac-
cepted position as Coulter" in
the sewing department of the
Hospital at Weston She enter
ed upon her duties Monday. Miss
Drummond has many friends in
Clarksburp who wish her much
success in her new undertaking.
Mr.. j, W. Pigott, the popular
Main street druggist, went with
the boys to try the fortunes of
war. Mr.. A. Y. Smith will re-
turn from his western tour in a
few weeks and will assist Mr..
q. L. Mercer in carrying for Mr..
Pigott's interests IL the drug
business,
Is it possible that Colonel Cam
Sommers is going back on the
city ticket which he boosted it
was his high privilege to name
and elect ? The Nail last week
sent up a wild cry of indignation
because the new town officers
had voted themselves large sala-
ries. Come along Cam" don't
go back on the boys just yet.
You see we are going to get
So. 900 OF more from our whiskey
license and why should not the
boys increase their salaries so as
to make use of 1T. According to
the latest figures we have seen,
the whiskey tax will fully meet
the increase in salaries-now do
run along and be good, Cam.
Give the mayor and the new Of
ficers show.
The revival meetings at Bap.
fist church conducted by Evange.
list Paul Price. are developing
IN interest. Mr.. Price is man
of great earnestness and sim.
plicity. The meeting tonight
Thursday will be especially fol-
women and the subject will be
"Mary and Martha" Friday
night Mr.. Price will preach more
particular to men and the sub
iect will be "Jonah and the
Whale" Both men and women
are invited to both meetings
Afternoon Bible readings ART
held each day at 8 80 o'clock.
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days with friends ID MorBan'
town.
Mrs. q. w. Grimes and daugh.
ter left Wednesday for Mounds
vile, where they will visit friends
The Knights Templar Con
clave will be held in Petersburg
May l1tb and 18th.
Don't fail to see the Corbett
entertainment company at COT
Chapel tonight (Thursday.)
Mr.. and Mrs. Cyrus Thompson,
of Adamsville, were in the city
last week.
Mr.. S. H. Bowman, manager
of the University Dramatic Club
was in town Friday.
Mr.. D. NJ. Morris and wife, of
Sistersville, are spending few
DAYS with friends in the city.
|
James Young. a we'll known
Putnam county citizen, has pre-
scented the State Historical Socie-
ty with penny made in 1888.
Rev. j. H. w. Ewin. of Webster
county, was here attending the
Sunday School convention last
week.
Wanted-A woman to assist in
general house work. Apply at
the residence of Mrs. E. 3. Hus-
tead, Main street.
The wind blew up the West
Fork at Shinnston Monday night
and completely destroyed Harvey
Harmer's battle ship, the "West
virginian.
Some of Clarksburg's popular
society people will probably ap-
pear 10 the entertainment of the
Univertity Dramatic Club Satur-
day night.
w. M. Hess, Esq, of Manning
ton. passed through this city
Wednesday en- route to Weston,
where he goes as a delegate to
the A. o, U. w. meeting at that
place.
Attorney M. F. Snider was
here last week and let the con-
tract for the construction of his
new dwelling which he will erect
IN the east end during the COM
ing summer.
Charley Holden. of this city,
will represent the West Virginia
University in the interstate
oratorical contest which includes
the colleges of Western Penn
sylvania and West Virginia.
John II. Griffin, at the West
End, has added q line of staple
dry goods and notions to his
stock OF groceries, provisions,
&c. His prices are the lowest
possible consistent with a good
quality of goods. No misrepre-
sensations. Right treatment
All he asks is a
trial. 25-2t.
Thomas A. Nuzum, of Sardis
district, attempted to commit
suicide last week by shooting
himself with 80 caliber revolv-
er. The ball was detected, how
ever, by striking bone, and Mr..
Nuzum will recover from the in
lures received. He is over so
years old and the supposed cause
of his depression is the recent
death of his wife.
Mr.. Moser, of Pennsylvania, a
newspaper man of considerable
experience has been spending a
couple of weeks in the city writ
ing brief historical and personal
sketches of people and firms in
Clarksburg. His sketches are
being published in the TELEGRAM
under special contract, he hav.
ing entire charge of the work of
securing the matter and arrang-
ing with his patrons. He came
we'll recommended and has done
similar work in all the leading
towns of this part of the State.
One of the noted cases now be-
fore the U. S. Circuit Court
is theRepublic of Columbia South
America) VS.. The Cauca Co. &
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1OLLOW the
flag boys I!
Not in many
y e a r s has
Clarks b u rg
b e g n t h e
scene of such
activity as on
Wednes d a y
night W b e n
o u r soldier
boys, NJ 9 m
bers of Com
p a n y tx
b i d farewell
to home and
friends a n d
started tofoi-
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DR.. Holt, dentist, will be at his
Office, in Clarksburg, May 1st and
remain 81 days. LTD.
Ifyou are a lover of good mu-
sic go and see the Corbett enter
tainment at Golf Chapel tonight
Thursday. Admission, Is and
25 cents.
In times of peace prepare TO
war. In times of prosperity pre-
pare yourself for the inevitable
rainy day which is sure to come
sooner or later. There is no bet
ter preparation than depositine
your earnings in the Savings
Bank. Interest paid on all de
posts. ~ IT,
The herald., 1898-06-07
Fortune-Tellinp in WASHINGTON

1t was in the rotunda of the capitol, where
the historical paintings are. The guide
an old fellow well informed trifie orusty,
and easily put out by inattention on the
part of his charges-was explaining to Il
New York excursion party the painting
which represents Washington taking the
oath of president He let himself out Il
little and was followed with close attention
by all the party except two, vivacious
young lady and a. young man evidently
much fascinated by her charms. The
young woman was seated on a bench ami
the young man was standing over her.
She had hold Of his hand, and between
giggles was telling him his fortune by the
lines of his palm. The old guide saw the
performance, and was incensed that they
failed to be interested by his grafton.
Miss" said he, rather sharply to the
young woman, do you know what year 1t
was that Washington took the oath of Of
fiee?"
The young girl blushed and said nothing.
The rest Of the party smiled at her con-
fusion. A few, who were enyious. per-
haps. chuckled.
do you, sir?" this time putting the ques-
ton to the girls escort.
NO" responded the young fellow, land
what's more, old chap, don't care. I'm
much more interested in learning about
my own future than am about Washing
TONS past."-Criterion.
The herald., 1898-06-07

others. You know that you are one of the
funniest men alive. Every, rug and chair
and book must be exactly In its place. and
a little dust sets you to scolding. You must
have a clean napkin every meal, and you
cannot eat If there Is a tiny spot on the
tablecloth, and everything must be just
exactly so or you get grumpy. Now. is
not that true?"
"A man likes to see things in order in his
own house." said Scribbler.
"Of course he does; and I try to keep
things in order. but defy any woman to
maintain the degree of order you expect
with four or five children in the house.
Now, this article refers to just such un-
reasonableness. fussy man as you are. and
1t Is not one bit too severe, even when it
says that they are small-spirited and lack
ing in true manliness. l do wish that you
would read the article"
II. don't need to-" replied Scribbler, sit
ting up to stretch and groan.
'I'd like to know why you do not need 10
read 1t, George Scribbler?"
"Because-well, the fact Is, my dear, I
wrote that article myself"
you? You wrote that article! Well. e
ever! George Scribbler, you are the big
gest humbug that ever walked the earthv-
Denver Post.