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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Duncan farm to tell Elsie of the new

Duncan farm to tell Elsie of the new
misfortune.
He got speech with her alone, for n
wonder. and she listened and answered
with ready sympathy, concluding by
asking him what he would do.
For the present, and until l can get
justice for Kilgrow, just what I've been
doing all summer. After that IL will be
for you to say"
81 don't understand, /" she said, shrink
ing a little from the half-menace in his
reply.
Philip was disposed to be perverse,
and the thought came to him quickly
that Helen could not be so obtuse If she
tried. "You ought to know by this
time," he began, his resentment finding
its way into his voice. "I1l not say il,
though; I'll not say anything now, be-
cause I'm in no frame of mind to meas
ure words with you or anybody. Just
the same, you mustn't begin this
late day to try to elude the fact hat you
are responsible FOR what | am"
1t was a brutal speech, and Thorn
dyke was sorry for il when the ride
back to town gave him time to reflect;
but he had gone to Elsie with the
thought that she would in some way
make haste to set herself over against
his troubles. and he was disappointed
and irritated because she had given
him nothing more than the sympathy
which she might well have poured into
a., ,l e -
Now that the wheels of the retrospect
i've machinery were set in motion,
Philip told himself that Elsie's ardor
had been steadily waning since that
day, three months before, when she
had armed and cent him forth to the
battle. 1t was impossible that he
should understand that the change in
their relations was inevitable; that
the candle which may suffice to light
the fires of enthusiasm is still a candle
after enthusiasm has become n devour-
ing conflagration. Still less could he
grasp the fact that the change was
chiefly in himself; that with new am
billions and returning health he had
outgrown the need for such ministra-
tCiS uS may save tnt lllt Vi II SICK uld1.
On the contrary, he blamed Elsie for
not being what she had never been, save
in his own ~imagination; he condemned
Helen for withholding the affection
which his letters to her had steadily
discouraged; and he ended by throw
ing himself with a keener desperation
than ever before into the quest which
had become the imperative motive of
his existence.
Dismounting at the steps of the hotel,
he met Protheroe.
Have you seen Sharpless?" the en-
gineer asked.
NO
"He is looking for you; / believe he
left a note inside"
What does he want?"
81 don't know. He had his judicial
scowl on. which is a polite way of say
ing that he looked ugly"
Philip intimated that Lawyer Sharp
less moods and lenses were of the least
possible consequence.
81 know" Protheroe said. Hes one
of my employers, but that's no reason
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why | shouldn't tell you to look out for
him. I've known him ever since the in
cuhation of this tinsel city, and he's a
bad lot. / don't pretend to guess at
what you've been working on all sum
mer, but if your scheme includes
Snarpless, either as partner or a com
petitor, he'll bear watching-and not
less in one case than in the other"
Thank you," said Philip, going in to
get the note. It. was brief and per-
emptory:
Dear SHIT ran-'You will consult
your own interests by comforting with me at
once. Come to my office. or let me know
when and where / can meet you.
III. G. SHARPLESS."
~Thorndyke put the note into his
pocket and went out to think about it.
lie had been reasonably certain for
some time hat Fench and Sharpless
were quite well informed as to his
movements and their object, and he
had been expecting some attempt at
bribery or intimidation. That ii had
not come sooner he attributed to their
knowledge of his lack of evidence.
They know well enough hat l have no
case" he said, turning out of the busy
street and walking aimlessly toward
the old town. "And, yet, that reason is
Gs good as il ever was. Curse his impu-
dence. He knows / can't get hold OF
a Shred of proof, and he means to bully
me. If I could only find that deed!"
He left the sidewalk and picked his
way around a heap of distractions left
by the builders in front of the new
courthouse. Chilmath county, aug
mented by the thriving city, had voted
TO abandon the weather-worn building
in the old town, and a new COURT ,ouse,
imposing in pressed brick and stucco
trimmings, had risen rapidly upon the
square of land, well within the limits
of the new Allacoocbee, which had
been donated by the Town company.
II was characteristic of the tine and
place that the county officers were NOV
ing into the new building while the
painters and decorators were still at
work, and Philip crossed the street to
get out of the way of a van-load of fur
niture which the driver was vainly at
tempting to back over a pile of debris
IN front Of the entrance. Farther down
the street, Philip met another load. and
at the foot of the cascade of steps flow
ing down from the porch of the old
courthouse he found a third van into
which IA gang of negro workmen were
loading the furniture of Judge Wilkin-
sons office.
During many Of the days spent in
canyassing the town for possible
clews, Philip had haunted thn 80.
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the severity OF the disease or the prompt
ana perfect cure performed by DR.. Ayers
filis. similar results occur in every case
where DR.. Ayers Pills are used. sThey
helped me right away" is the common
expression of those who have used them.
Here is another testimony to the truth of
this statement;
II formerly suffered from indigestion
and weakness OF the tonach but since I
began the use of DR.. ]. c. Ayers Pills,
] have the appetite Of the farmers boy. /
am 40 years Of age, and recommend all
who wish TO be free from dyspepsia TO
take one OF DIR. Ayers Pills after dinner,
till their digestive organs are in good
order."-WM. STEISKE. Grant. Neb.
DIR. Ayers Pills offer the surest and
swiftest relief from constipation and all
its attendant ills. They cure dizziness,
nausea, heartburn, palpitation. bad breath.
coated Tongue nervousness, sieeplessness,
biliousness. and a score OF other affections
that are. after all, only the signs OF a more
deep rooted disease. You can find more
Information about DIR. Ayers Pills, and the
diseases they have cured, In Ayers Cure
book, a story OF cures told by the cured.
This book OF 100 pages is sent free, ON
request. by the ]. aver Co., Lowell. Mass
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
SKILL OF DOCTORS TESTED.
Fifteen Years OF Suffering.
II thought should surely die"

when the stomach begins TO fail In
its duties, other organs speedily become
affected in sympathy, and life is simply a
burden almost unbearable. Indigestion
and dyspepsia are SO ommon that only
the sufferer from these diseases knows
the possibilities Of misery that inhere in
them. A typical example of the sufferings
of the victim OF indigestion is furnished
in the case of John c. Pritchard. lie went
on for fifteen years, from bad to worse.
In spite of doctors he grew constantly
weaker, and thought he would die. He
got we'll, however, and thus relates his
experience:
+ fifteen years I was a great sufferer
from indigestion in its worst forms. /
tested the skill of many doctors, but grew
worse and worse, until / became so weak
l could not walk fifty yards without having
to sit down and rest. My stomach, liver.
and heart became affected, and l thought 1
would surely die. / tried DR.. ]. c. Ayers
Pills and they helped me right away. /
continued their use and am now entirely
we'll. ! don't know of anything that win
so quickly relieve and cure the terrible
suferings of dyspepsia as DR.. Ayers
~Pilis."-JoHE c. P~RiTcHARD, Brodie, War
rem Co., NJ. c.
This case Is not extraordinary, either in
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house; and more from force Of habit
than for any other reason he climbed
the steps aud strolled into the
which had been the Office of the Judge
cf probate. The place was bare and VA
cant; the counter where he had so often
porcd over the books of record was
gone; and the floor was covered with
n litter of waste paper which rustled
under his feet like the autumn leaves in
n forest. When he entered the negroes
were moving an ancient case of pigeon
holes from the place against the wall.
and Philip smiled at the prompt CO.
lerity with which they put it down ut
the sound of the noon whistles. Before
the echoes of the blasts had died away
they were all gone save one. a grizzled
cid uncle who had brought his dinner,
and who sat down on the foor in a cor.
ner of the room to eat Il.
Philip gazed abstractedly at the
heavy piece of furniture. which was all
that remained of the office fittings. I'M
til he suddenly remembered hat il had
been the receptacle for recorded deeds;
then IL occurred to him that here was
Nv ldSi CtuDi DOiIl III lut ulSlOTN u
the missing document. Each pigeon
hole contained a drawer on which was
painted a letter of the alphabet, and
Philip mechanically drew out the one
marked "K." 1t was empty. as he knew
1t would be, and. pushing it back. he
left the and the building. At the
foot of the steps the old negro overlook
him.
"Yaas sab, please sab, you-all done
drap dishyer when you's lookin' in dat
oil chist.'
Philip glanced carelessly at the
folded paper in the mans hand, and was
about to deny its ownership, when
his eye caught the name xii
grow" on the back of one OF
the folds. He took the paper
with what nonchalance he could mus
ter. gave the old negro a quarter, and
did not dare to look at the thing until he
had put a hundred yards of the forest
on Johns mountain between himself
and the possibility Of prying eyes.
Then he examined the square of grimy
paper with a singing in his ears and
the blood jumping from heart to brain.
There was no room for doubt or uncer-
tainty; he held in his hand the forged
deed. The document which had so long
eluded him had come to him at last by
the merest accident; and if anything
were needed 10 make his triumph com
plete. it was added by the discovery that
the written text of the deed was in the
u~nmistakable handwriting of Mr.. Jen-
kins Fench. That was enough; but
there was another and still more con-
elusive evidence of the forgery. The
stationers' imprint in the corner of the
blank fixed its making five years later
than the certified date of the document
itself.
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slNoLsNess OF PURPOSE.
why 1t Is Necessary to success ~
Auything.

A young man, anxious to become a law
yer, made application for a position in the
office of a barrister, w%hereupon the follow.
ing unconventional dialogue ensued:
l.. We'll, young man, and so you'd like TO
be a lawyer"
Yes, sir; | think | would like to be one -
Where's your gun, my boy? | want TO
sec your gun, my young gentleman. Fond
OF sporting. ehy"
II have no gun, sir; don't know whether
I'd like cunning"
mo gun. Well, you keep a boat, then:
Like hoating?"
II do not own a boat, sir; do not know
how TO use one"
You wear a watch, OF keep a dog?"
i am too poor to wear a watch, and |
have no dog"
You'll do, my lad, IL you persevere in the
course YOU have begun. The law is n ieal-
Gus mistress, and cannot be won except by
undivided attention. Remember this. my
lad, and ! will insure your success. You
may rely on any assistance i can render
you"
The young man entered the office, and in
time became a famous lawyer.-N. o. Plea
yune.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Sewnre of O~fntnients for CatRrrh
That Contain Mercury,

az mercury will surely destroy the sense Of
smell and completely derange the whole sys-
tenn when entering it through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never be
used except on prescriptions from reputable
often ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by Il. j. Cheney & Co, Toledo,
o., contains no mercury, and IN taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the gen
uine. 1t is taken internally, and made in
Toledo, Ohio, by +. j. Cheney & Go. Testi-
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06

BY feeding poultry and stock with cooked
food during the winter months, at least one
third of the food is saved; also having stock
in a healthy condition, preventing hog
cholera among your hogs, and i~nsuring the
hens laying freely during the winter
months when eggs are always wanted at
high prices. This Cooker win pay for itself
in one weeks time and is without doubt the
best and cheapest on the market-just what
its name implies, a Farmers Handy Feed
Cooker. Upon application to the Empire
Manufacturing Co, 6i3 II St. Quincy, m, a
catalogue, giving a full description, may be
obtained. They are made in all sizes.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06

Reports Of maritime disasters along the
coast come in thick and fast. People who
go down TO the sea in ships should bear
in mind one thing in particular. namely,
that it is highly desirable to take along a
supply of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as u
remedy for sea sickness. Nausea dyspepsia,
biiiousness, constipation, malaria, nervous-
ness and kidney trouble, all succumb to its
beneficent and speedy action.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Irontcal Ifs.

If a mar has no dust, his name is usually
mud.
II a man has horse sense he should know
when TO say neigh.
III the cat scratches you il ia always the
sign OF the Maltese cross.
:! a man would follow the advice he gives
TO Others he would soon be perfect.
If the mercury goes higher than usual
next summer blame it on the Dingley bill.
If women were as fond of appearing in
print as in silk there would be more lady
writer's.
If canes were to go out Of fashion, some
young men would nave no visible means of
support.-Chicago News.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Power Of Portrayal.

"Why, man, I've had whole audiences fall
to their knees in terror at my description
Of the day of Judgment" The other ex-
horter smiled pityingly. ".Ah, yes" he re
the destruction of the world with such
power that g man came up after the services
and asked me whom he should see about
the kaleidoscope ights."-Detroit journal.
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Waiter-A guy ordered a steak las
night, an when ! brings II in he calls
me a "has-been" jist because II wuy
cold.
Friend-Wot did yer do?
Waterfowl | made IL hot fer himl-
Puck.
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GAma

"John," called his wife. ARE you put
ting the baby to sleep?"
The pugilist laughed bitterly in the
darkness.
"I've got him against the ropes" he
answered. for there was yet hope.-Dsl
troll:
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Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste. and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys.
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing TO the taste and &C.
ceptable TO the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in so
cent bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any n who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA RIO syrup co.
SAN FRANCISCO. Cal.
LOUISVILLE. Ky. NEW F0RK. M
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Need Watching.

"Plumpton says he is very jealous of
his reputation"
'Well be has reason to be. wouldn't
trust il for a moment if l had it."-Chi
cago News.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
A Question OF Time.

s~mith-Here's a penny, and go away,
please.
Organ Grinder-Ees there anyone
eel?
Smith-No, but there will he If you
play much longer.-Pick-Me-Up.
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"But what do you mean by saying that the
man was more or less intoxicated" asked
the lawyer. "L.emme see, " said the witness,
as he scratched his chin. II guess | mean
that If he had been more intoxicated he
would have been drunk, and IL he had been
less he would nave been sober. How'll that
do!'-InGianapolis journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
An Intcrcsunu Incident.

Father-Didn't | see Willie Green
beating you awhile ago and you stag.
gering In the gutter?
Johnny-Yes, pa. We wuz playin'.
He wuz de policeman an | wuz you.-
y. Y. Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
True.

Mrs. Slimdiet-My boarders are all so
witty.
Mr.. Firstfioor-Ah, there is nothing
Ike hunger to sharpen the wits
brooklyn Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
AIMnrs In Debt,

Take the future as 1t comes.
And though 1t may look black.
Never borrow trouble for
You cannot pay II back.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Prenentimcnta.

you say you felt IT in your bones that
there was a burglar under your bed ?"
Yes; you see, ! stuck my foot out
from under the covers. and he grabbed
it,"-Detroit Free Press.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
A WcIcome.

Niece-Aunt, this is our new min.
lister. who has called to see you.
The Old Lady-Indeed. I'm glad t.
see you, sir! and l hope you will cal
as often as the last incumbrance did
Puck.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
The Wrong Adjective

First Boarder-That steak was quite
rare. wasn't 1t?
Second Boarder-Rarel Judging
from the size of the piece l got II must
have been priceless.-Up To Date.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Iu,peuftence.

Indignant Uncle-pll cut you off with
a shilling, you young rascal.
U%nrepentant Nephew-Do you mind
letting me have the shilling now, uncle9
-Pick-Me- Up.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Too Much for Her.

Browne-How did you break your
wife of buying cigars for you?
Towne-When in the house | smoked
only those she bought me.-Brooklyn
Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Anothcr Thinr tn Cnnnider.

do you think II mar has a Sight to
,pen his wife's letters?"
well, he may have the right; but, |
lon't see how he could have the cour-
lge."-Chicago Record.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
A Trim.

With kerosens she soaked the pile,
Then struck a match with glee;
NOW Mary Ann n her sweet smile
Are In eterni-tee.
IN. Y. Journal
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Cut on in Its Prime,

"Oh, you want to know about shat
Affair of Mrs. Partly's? Well" said the
.iub bore, "the story goes"
II beg your pardon said the city
editor, 1.-THE story does notgo."-Town
Topics. q
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No Use.

Mudge-Which is proper 60 say.
Lend me ten dollars or Loan me ten
dcllars?"
Wickwire-It won't do you any good
Ia say acknowledgements Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
The survival of the Fittest

Browne-She got a pug and her hus.
odnd got a bulldog.
Towne-Then they have two dogs
low.
Browne-No; only one.-N. Y. Truth.
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People are not alike, and what suits
one may not please another"
II guess that's right. What is one
mans bicycle is another mans jug.
gcrnaut."-Puck.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
MiracUIous

Davis-Who says the day of miracles
is pastp Judge Williams performed one
yesterday.
Hepkins-No? What wat IL?
Davis-He gave a deaf nan a hearing
Harlem Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Her Leading Question

When he wooed and won a sculptress.
And his tale of love had told,
Then the maiden ~brusquely queried:
"WHl you love me when / mold?"
Judge,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06

A Desperate from Boston.
Just me request he had to make
Before the trap was sprung
He begged the papers to
That he was hanged. not hung.
Chicago Journal.
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Accounted For.-'What's all this Austri
an trouble about, anyway" Its all over
a question Of national language" "Oh, l
see, that accounts for the war of words."-
Philadelphia North American.
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Real NCan.

Miss olds-Have you seer my new
photographer | have just had dozen
taken and am very much pleased with
them.
Miss Smartleigh-Ah, you wore a
thick veil. l suppose.-Chicago News.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06

Van Noodle-"D'yer know, Miss Tonight,
that old duifer, Chapwith, called me a muff
the other night" Miss Tu~ngbit-~"lndeed!
Why, think you more closely resemble .
BOA .'-Harlem Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Chnnwe An ,he prouramme,

Smith-Isn't Smawley a lecturer?
Jones-He was before his marriage.
Smith--And now?
Jones-He is the audience.-Chicago
Jews.
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Not Necessarily. Waller-"So Bilker
rents that forty-dollarsa month house Of
yours, does he? He pays too much rent"
Landlord tsighing)-"You don't know him."
Puck.
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A skiIIfuI surmeon,

WAS the operation for appendicitis
successful?"
Highly so. The doctor got my
vermiform appendix and all of my
money."-N. Y. Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Hal Hat

Bella-That joke the clown got off
, so old it has whiskers.
Reulah-That's the reason II tickled
GU SO, Isuppose.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Cause for rxceuttou

4 fellow was spow-balled hard last might
And all Except me laughed at the sight;
No. ! didn't laugh. and the reason why.
The fellow they snow-balled SO was l..
Judge.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
A Familiar Subject.

Miss Bayshore-Of course, you know
something of Hogg, do you not?
Miss Lakeside-Yes, indeed; that's
all papa and his friends talk about
Brooklyn Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
What's Really Needed

In plans for currency reform
I'd take a greater JOY.
II they included schemes to make
Our currency less coy.
Chicago journal
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
Some AdNicc.

Folks marry on bicycles. steamboats, and
trains,
on top of a dangerous peak;
But most foolish of all are the couples who
on only ten dollars a week.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
New Rhymc. for OId.

Little Bo-Peep, she lost her sheep,
And didn't know where to find them"
But they've come home-all kin and bone.
On our clearinghouse table we grind
them.
-Rrooklvn Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
A worp-out Joke to Her.

Mrs. Flubbins has absolutely no APP
probation of fun"
What has given you that idea?"
THE sober way in which she takes
ier husband. He's so ridiculous."-
Cleveland Leader.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1898-01-06
A More AmusIng Occupation.

He-There's no use crying over split
milk.
She-Of course not-there's plenty more
to spill.-Brooklyn Life.