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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26


No class Of people 10 - liable to throat
trouble As the great elias: Who make up sne
Gospel ministry. The strain put upoo the
vocal orrans by constant exercise: the
sudden change from . heated building e e
: state Of complete relaxation; the TACT
mai 4 minister feels impelled to use his
voice when actors and lecturers woald
take the needed rest; these are among the
reesons vhv "clerevmen's sore throat"
Is known as O special disease The Rev:
E. n. Drawley. d. D.. District eeeretnry OF
the American Baptist Pub13catioo Society,
writes from Petersburg. Va. the account
Of an experience Of his ow. which = pros
table reading to those A0acted With Dgoo-
chiel or other throat troables. The sub
STAGE Of the letter II - iollows:
PB1z1sBuHo. Va.
&c. AVER Co..
DEAR SrRs: Three nonths ago took
. violent cold which resulted In N stack
Of acute bronchitis. I pat nyself undes
medical treatment, and at the end Of two
1ooths was No better. 1oand Il very
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
A BICYCLE LOGGING.

Has . High Knee and In n Comforts
able ~ q BlOOmeR.
Everyone knows how difficult, in fact
impossible, it is to fit a Logging snugly
to the knee. To remedy this and keep
the knee warm there is special de.
sign for bicycle Logging.
Make puff like the pattern and sew
Il on top Of the Logging. Run elastic,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
bitter sweet.

Hattie-What humbugs men are'
Harry tells me sometimes that he il
suffering for kiss. The idea!
Carrie-Oh, but one can suffer for Z
kiss. have myself.
Hattie-Why, Carrie, what do YOU
mean?
Carrie Mother saw me kiss Jacl
Millings, and she wouldn't let me see
him again for ever 20 long.-BostoD
Transcript.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

Chicago bay window, and we are lfv.
ing on grease until our throat gets in
shape again. As to the future. we have
only few words to say. We owe the
gang a debt, and We shall pay it OF. II
we can't hump at least half Of them out
of this country or under ground in the
next month then we'll cut Oh out coat
tails. hang up our guns and ask China
nm n IN kirl< I,c -
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
He was Cautious.

"Whoopee!" yelled the boy.
whats the matter?" asked the other
boy.
'Snow!" cried the hrst boy. why
don't you yell?"
I'm waiting" returned the first
boy, ito see whether have to clean
OF the sidewalk. I'm not just sure yet
about this snow being good thing
Chicago Post.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

A man is known by the trumpery he
keeps.
Never put gift cigar in your mouth.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Where wisdom is bliss tbs folly to be ig-
norant.
A pitch in time saved the nine.
Chain up child and away he will 60.
Virtue is its only reward.
The course of free love never did run
smooth.
A bird in the hand lays no eggs.
All that man hath will he give to his
wife.
Many hands like light work.
It's wise child that owes his own father.
The rolling stone catches the worm.
Oscillation is the thief of time.
A thirsty man will catch at q straw.
Straws show which way the gin goes.
Heaven lies about us in our infancy, and
this world lies about US when we are grown
up.
It il not good for man to give loan.
The wages of sin is debt.
Every dogma must have its day-Carolyn
Wells, in Chap Book.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
BEYOND BELIEF.
Henri Was stuck On His New Brown
9nit.

Henri Was Stuck On His New Brown
Suit.
The lady in the railway car would have
claimed undisputed recognition as the most
overdressed person in any of the counties
through which the train passed had It not
been for her son. He was one OF the
weary-faced, scrupulously clad little Peo-
poverty NAV be a comparative blessing to
the very young. He did not look a. IT .
genuine good time would fit him. The am
bition to drill him into unfiagging self-con-
sciousness had met with obvious and pa
thetic success. He sat with his neck
stretched out to keep from wrinkling his
lace collar. The novel which his mother
read was one of the most recent and pom
derous. The title, in large gilt letters, was
turned toward the aisle as she held it be
fore her, turning the pages with suspicious
infreQuency. A mist had gathered on the
pane, so that the boy could not look out Of
the window. Instinct was more powerful
than culture, and before he thought he had
taken his gloved finger and rubbed round
eye. His mother fairly gasped with indig-
nation.
"Henri!" she exclaimed.
Eyes, ma am"
You bad child! How can You do such
things."
He made no reply, but penitently turned
his back upon the mental luxury with
which he had hoped to provide himself
But his mother evidently prided herself
upon her achievements as domestic dis
ciplinarian. In loud voice she continued
sNow, you sit there perfectly quiet, ant
remember what l tell you. If you do any
, thing like that again"
As she paused to consider her threat tn
child gazed into her face with tense appre
hension
"I'n open that window and toss you on
ano let the car run over You, 80 that all thu
wheels will cut you up in little bits O
pieccsw
His eyes grew big with dread, and il
tones OF mingled increduilty and dismay y
mamma! In my new brown suit!'-
Washington Star.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
THE WINTER SASH.

Dressy Ribbon Affair for Street or
Indoor Wear.
This is white silk sash made out
of six yards Of ribbon about eight
inches wide. The belt is made separate.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
Pa SubslaeA.

The Son-Pa. how do they catch
fools?
The Father (glancing significantly At
his better half)-With bows and rib
bons and hats and dresses, my son.
The Mother (pensively)-Yes. never
knew q woman to catch a husband yet
without using those accessories.-N. Y.
World.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

Whenever a woman has real noisy baby
she seems to hate worst to leave any kind 0
a public meeting.-Washingto Democrat.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

When a woman's friends refer to her "A
being of uncertain age it means that she u
getting pretty well along in years.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
Hose Versus Hoes.

Lady Tin dry goods store)-rd like to zee
some hose, please.
Clerk ian ex-hardware man)-Yes. mad
Evening News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

Boy from the composing room)-
ssWhere's the dramatic editor! Belated
Reporter-"He's gone home. What do you
want." Boy-"Want to know whether he
meant to say The play is full of erudition' OF
The play is full of crudities' We can't tell
from his manuscript. Chicago Tribune.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
A New Grassy Sect n Connect,c-t.

view crazy sect In Connecticut.
a lot OF fanatics in the State recently i'm
mersed an old rheumatic woman bodily n
the water to heal her" as they said. She
nearly died in consequence How much bet.
ter 1t would have been to have treated the
poor old woman for her infirmity with Hos.
letters Stomach Bitters, which not only
cures rheumatism, but prevents kidney COM
plant and remedies dyspepsia, constipation,
liver trouble and nervous prostration. Give
1t systematic trial.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
- y.anesa m ~ ~,

1Aere = alvayss bosntiful crop Il sessiss
cpneetning the doinas Of congressional WON.
Sc, new congressicnal women. It TIN "a
epoc6iyphal, but tins one Is perfectly true.
for the stationer- himself told me about ii.
The woman is the wife Of member from
eomewhere in the west, and she had never
eeen IN Washington till fortnight ago.
She went to stationer's to order visiting
cards
What day do you. wish engraved ON
them" asked the clerk.
oh, answered Mrs. Congressman, 1--WE
got to have several days. can't make all
my calls in one day. Engrave me some cards
for Monday calls, and some for Tuesday,
and-well. it's going to be expensive, but
guess I've got to do it. Make me some for
every day in the week except Sunday
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

A-good way to get along with some peo-
pie is to have nothing to do with them
WASHINGTON Democrat.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
Inberited.-Her father was bald: abe M

Inherited.-Her father was bald; she was
his brow. papa" she sighed, II am con-
siderably embarrassed to discover that am
engaged to marry both Duke Fritz Single
and Count Hoboheim." How like her
mother to jump in and buy more Of thing
than she wants, just because it il cheap"
unused the old man. much moved.-DetIoit
Journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

One reason why man hates to change
Clothes is because he always forgets to yet 4
andkerchief.-Washingt Democrat.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

There ID more Catarrh in this section OF
the country than all other diseases put to-
eether, and antil the last few years was
supposed to b. incurable. For great many
years doctors pronounced it a local disease,
and prescribed local remedies, and by con-
stantly failing to cure with local treatment,
pronounced il incurable. Science has proven
catarrh to be constitutional disease, and
therefore req Tires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarr Cure, manufactured by r. =
constitutionai cure on the market. 1t is
taken internally in doses from 10 drops to q
teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case It
fails to cure Send for circulars and testi-
monials. Address F. j. Cheney 4 Co., To
ledo, O. Sold by Druggists, l5c-
Halls Family Pills are the best.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

To the soul in torment there il no such
thing as time.-Hall Game, in "The Chris
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

A party at the house 10 al right II It
doesn't disarrange ones things.-Washing-
ton Democrat.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

His Weakness-She-"He does not seem
| to be a brilliant conversationalist." He
mo; unfortunately, he can't talk on any
subject unless he knows something about
O-D,,oE
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

A man may think his wife knows great
deal, but be wont tell her so.-Atchiso
Globe.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

It's wonderful what lot Of things Won
may learn about yourself if you'll only read
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
NEW WINDOW oRAPeRx

Poseioalos1y Suitable for the -oeetto0.
20 9<selng aeona.
II 10 often difficult 70 curtain the Win
dow of sewing-room without dark<nr
ing the interior too much. Often shades
are Objectionable. and yet the window
must be relieved 81 ito bare appear
ance.
A simple arrangement for this con-
sists of two curtains Of thin material
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

The police justice had formerly been bar.
tender. He had gone into politics and had
been elected by big majority. This was his
first case. Mary McNiannis was up before
him for drunkenness. The justice looked at
her for a minute, and then mid. sternly:
pssse yer f aor said Msry coDreq
beyant pulled me in. sayin was drunk.
An don't drink, yer honor: don't drink. :"
"All right" said the justice. his former bar
tender habit getting the best Of him-"all
right; have a cigar. Enquirer.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

The true culture of personal beauty is not
external; it 10 heart work.. r. Miller.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

Complaints. took oae dose of "Zetlin's
Liver Regulator" and some of the Sticks in
It lodged In my throat, causing me to vomit,
County Officer In Bandera County.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

Talk isn't cheap when you hire a LAWYER
to do it for you.-Chicago Daily News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

exclaimed Senator Sorghum, Is the annexa.
ton of Hawaii. | envy the men who will
one day come to the capitol to represent the
interests of that far-distant state" Eyes,
reioined the enthusiastic young friend.
'sThey will loom up as giant reminders Of
the progress Of civilization and Of the in.
.eEeasing power, of this young republic
they will. And in addition to all that. just
think of the mileage. Star.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

The man in the honeymoon is not myth.
Chicago Daily News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26

As q matter of fact, nobody believes in .
hell except for his neighbor.-Ram's Horn.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1898-02-26
" N0aZo


San Antonio, Tex.
writes: / am 70 years
old past, ana feel that
my days have b e e n
heightened by DIR. NJ.
A. Simmons Liver
Medicine, which cured
me of Chronic COnstf.
patton Of long staad-
Ing. Have used It In
my family 80 years for
Biliousness, Sick
Headache, Kidney
iTrOuhlea and ROWCl
Arizona republican., 1898-06-20
CHAPTER I.

Wait till we're on the other side of the Horn, and then see if your opinions $ the same"
 'It will be long time to wait. at this rate of sailing. So far I've only had one cause to find the ocean disappointing. I've looked forward to all sorts of incl dents, but not one has occurred"
 Wait till we're in the Pacific before you reach conclusions. By the way, what manner of incident might you crave?"
 Anything not too perilous. You know the list better than I''
 I'm willing to avoid them all this voyage he answered, with a laugh. ''Shl, if any excitement occurs you shall be notified promptly
 ''On the strength of the promise I'll turn in," said I, and. leaving him to finish his cigar, made my way below, to toss and turn in my bunk for a time, and then to fall into restless slum- Der. Presently, as it seemed, from the drowsiness which was heavy upon me, though the summons was loud enough to wake the soundest of sleepers, the steward rapped upon the door. The daylight in the stateroom proved that, after all, the night had passed only too quickly.
 Whats the matter?" I called out, convinced that the man must have blundered and called me at least an hour too early.
 'The cap'n requests you to step on deck at onct," he answered.
 What for?" I demanded; but the steward had gone his way, and there was no answer.
 Pulling on pair of trousers and a jacket, hastened to obey the shippers orders. AS I reached the deck I caught sight of a h,ile knot of men about a figure lying motionless on a grating kneeling at the side Of tine prostrate man was woman, and little forward two strange sailors were surrounded by half a dozen of the ships crew.
 Here's business for you, doctor ,'' was Capt. Peck's greeting. That in- cident you were longing for last night has occurred fast enough"
 What's happened?'' I asked. "Who are these people?"
 We've just picked them up," he an swered. Their boat is towing along side now. They are from a small Por- tuguese steamer. the Nina or Nita, from Lisbon for Rio. destroyed by fire two days ago. There were four of them in the boat ", fell in with, two sailors and two passengers. That man lying there
Arizona republican., 1898-06-20

las broken a leg-got it by fall in leaving the steamer, tumbled into the boat, in fact-and he seems to be in a mighty bad way. We hoisted him aboard sis easily as possible. but he tainted from pain while we were d.Ins it. He needs scUr attention badly"
 And truly ...:ss -:ceG was ereat-a frac- ture of the tiig.:: :.d two days in an open boat with oE:.J t,.c rudest treatment tor bis injury. :. -,.:Hce at the swollen limit was enough to tell the story of his hours of torture.
 H., was tall. hne-looking man, of middle age, vi.i well-cut features and 2 close-cropr1;i dark beard. His dress disordered a., t vas, showed him to be person of wealth.
 '-Bes. get him below at once," said I. He's in for .. siege, no doubt of that"
 Put him n the stateroom forward of the first rlate's," said the captain Bear hand here, a couple of you fel- lows.'
 Two of the sailors came aft and care fully raised the injured man. With the skipper and myself assisting in the operation, he was carried to the quar- ters assigned him. He moaned feebly as the men lifted him from the grating, and again as they felt their way down the companion-stairs, but, on the whole, the job was well done. Then came he labor, when was particularly my own, of reducing inflammation, of getting the leg into splnts, ana of making the pa tient as comfortable as circumstances permitted. At last was able to report that, all things considered, he was doing very well.
 That's good news," said the captain,- heartily. By the way, did you learn anything about hlm or the loss of the steamer?"
 "Only that, though he is Brazilian he speaks English like Briton. The lady, who seems to be relation of nls, knows nothing but her own tongue She's with him now, watching him, al- though there's nothing for her to do.
 ~ ou learned his name?"
Arizona republican., 1898-06-20

Again the Mary Peck was blowing the waves of the Atlantic. Favoring breezes on the Pacific, fierce but short lived storm off the Horn, then a hali gale which drove her at top speed along that toughest of ocean highways was the story of the beginning of her homeward voyage. But now the cape had been rounded and the ship was pressing orttrward toward warmer ltitudes and less tempestuous seas Every body aft was in the best of spir it's, as we'll remember.
 It was evening. Mrs. Peek and were reading in the cabin when the captai,; left the deck and joined us. The hang ing lamp showed drops Of spray glisten- ing on his cap and heavy jacket. and np wonder. for strong, keen wind was sweeping up out of the southwest, and. though the ship was running before ii onc could guess that her deck was fai from dry.
 You two are looking cheery and honelike down here," said the skipper. II tell YOU. q warm cabin $ no bad pla:i on q night like this There's an edge t. t1iS EEPHZe tlsli- even tC HISS 1isii. the force of it. cuts to the bone. Lowe you like to b, standing watch. doctor?'
 This is better. thank you said I; better for the present. at least. l dare say it won't be lcng before the deck will have the preference"
 Not if our luck holds. Do you be- lieve in luck. doctor?
 ''Yes, most firmly" said I. The ques- tion recalled most unpleasantly the trib- ulations of life on shore, which, for ;i little, 1 had shaken off. but to which a return was inevitable.
 And so do r. said the skipper 'Still. with Mary with us we can't meet any great misfortune. Old Ocean wouldn't be malicious enough to build up her health only to make her fate ship wreck"
 His eyes met his wife's for an instant; the look on the faces of the two re- vealed that. notwithstanding their we'd ding day was far behind them, they were still lovers.
 Take off those. wet things. dear" she said. Surely you can spare us a half hour. You're not needed on deck all the time.''
 CONTINUED ToMoRRow0
Arizona republican., 1898-06-20

F. O. RICHMOND, NJ. D. C., Phoenix. Arizona-Veterinary surgeon and den- tist; diseases all domestic animals scf- entifcally treated. Residence 537 West Van Buren street. Office at the Golden street. Telephone No. 100. No charge for consultation. Agent for the Horse Review.
Arizona republican., 1898-06-20
Southern Pacific Co.
tPACIFIc sYsrEM.

Commencing April 5, 1897, trains will leav Marlcopa as follows:
 IAn A. N. Tuesdays and Fridays "sunsps fOO Limited" for Los Angeles, San Fran cisco and all California points. ROO AM. DAILY PACIFIC EXPREa0 C.OL for points in California, NevaaH. Oregon and Washington.
 1A. OK A. M. DAILY MIXED TRAIN.FOR lO.CC Tucson, Benson, Lordsburg Oem- ing, El Paso and intermediate stations. O.IA P. NJ. DAILY MIXED TRAIN FOB C.fV Gils Bend and lntermediatestationa r.OE PM. DAILY MIXED TRAIN FOB I.LO ElPaso and all way stations. 7n.AO P, M. DAILY NEW ORLEANSH. lO.OO press for Tucson. Benson, Deming. ElPaso, ,SanAntonio, Houston and New Orleana 7O.Er P. M. Tuesdays and Fridays s.sun- lU.C set Limited' for Fl Paso, Foet V orth St. Louis, Chicago and all points east
 T.H. GOODMAN,
 Gen. Pass. Agx
Arizona republican., 1898-06-20
<uIulrly atnrIOD

The only North and South Line In Arfxuna travarslng and reaching the most iuteredstiuR sections, including .he great Salt River valloy. Through tickets to all points in the UnitG6 States, Canada and Mexico,
 Connecting at Jerome Junction with trains of U: v: &P. By for Jerome.
 principal mining camps; at Congre8 Juno- uo1 with Congress Gold Co. B. R. for CongFess Yarnell
 At Hot springs Junction with the c. c. H. 8, T. Co.. stage line tor Castle Creek Hot eprings, the new all the year health resort
 At Phoenix with the M & P S. R. " R,v for points on the s. P. system l,'sE = F. M. MURPHY, R. E. WELLS
 Pres. & Gen. Mgr Asst. Gen Mer.
 Prescott. Ariz Prescott. Arix GEO. M. SARGENT, E. W. GILLETT. Gen'l Fit & Pas. Agt Gen. At
 Prescott, Ariz. Phoenix, Arix.
Arizona republican., 1898-06-20
SEASIDE EXCURSIONS.

Via the S. F. F. & P every Thursday un- til Aug. 18th at rate of S2595 round trip; train leaves 9:3O p. m. city time. Take advantage of this opportunity to visit Los Angeles. San Diego and other south ern California points and enjoy an outing at some of the beautiful beaches reached via the Southern California Ky. The sea breezes will refresh you For further information call on or address E. w. Gillett, General Agent, Phoenix.