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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12
The Bacon Folly.

1t was inevitable that the Bacon folly
should proceed to commit suicide by
piling up e~xtravagances. By some meth
dds one can prove anything, and accord.
ingly we find writer's busy in tracing
Bacon's hand in the writings of Greene,
Marlowe, Shirley, Marston, Massinger,
Middleton and Webster. They are sure
that he was the author of Montaigne's
essays, which were afterward translated
into what we have always supposed to
be the French original. Mr.. Donnelly
believes that Bacon also wrote Burton's
Anatomy Of Melancholy Next comes
DR.. Orville Owen with a new cipher
which proves that Bacon was the son OF
Queen Elizabeth by Robert Dudley, and
that he was the author of the "Faerie
Queene" and other poems attributed to
Edmund Spenser.
Finally we have Mr.. j. E. Roe, who
does not mean to be outdone. He asks
us what we are to think of the notion
that an ignorant tinker like John Bun
yam could have written the most perfect
allegory in any language. Perish the
thought! Nobody but Bacon could have
done it. Of cours Bacon had been more
than 80 years in his grave when "Pil-
grim's Progress was published al Bun.
yan's, but your true Baconizer is never
stopped by trifles. MI. Roe assures us
that Bacon wrote that heavenly book,
as well as Robinson Crusoe'' and the
"Tale Of a Tub" which surely begins
to make him seem ubiquitous and ever
lasting. If things go on at this rate, we
shall presently have q religious sect
holding as it's first article Of faith that
Francis Bacon created the heavens and
the earth in six days and rested on the
seventh day.-John Fiske in Atlantic.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12
The sultan and Our Missionaries.

The Porte has demanded the recall of
two American missionaries from the
province of Aleppo, ON the p%reteXt that
their mission is likely to cause disturb
ances. THE sick man of Europe" is
as unreasonable as his political health
is feeble. AS a bright contrast to his
obstinacy and stupidity, the people OF
America arc acknowledging far and
wide the beneicence of the mission of
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, namely. to
relieve and prevent malaria, rheuma-
tism and kidney complaint, chronic
dyspepsia, constipation and liver trou-
bic. The nervous, the weak and the
infirm derive unspeakable benefit from
its use, and it greatly mitigates the
weakness and infirmities which are
specially incident to advancing years.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12
Bringing 1t Up to Date.

Tho park commission was ordering a
statue.
II suppose" said the sculptor, 'that
you want this warrior mounted"
"Yes, yes, Of course, y replied the spokes-
maj "Ho ought to be mounted unques-
tionably, but just now you'd better confine
your work to the figure Of the man, and
we'll tell You later whether to put 1t on a
horse or IL bicycle. Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12

On receipt Of ten cents, cash or stamps,
. generous sample will be mailed of The
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon.
strate the great merits Of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
81 Warren st., New York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., Of Great Falls, Mont.
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. /
can emphasize his statement, SIT is a posi-.
tive cure for catarrh If used as directed."-
Rev. Francis W. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price, so cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12
Pressing the Question.

"Mistuh Pinkley," said the old colored
man, Knight I make SO free as to ak you
whut you wah about when 1 saw you las
evenin?"
"Why-er-uh, l wah gittin ready ter
feed some er Squiah Williams chickens"
"Dat reply is good fur MS it goes. But
would it strike you as a superflukeness on
my paint eff 1 wah ter Ak you who you wah
countin Oh feedin 'em to?'-Washington
Star,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12

Photographer-Ther goes hummer,
confound him! He owes me for a dozen
pictures.
Adyiser-Why don't you get square
with him by posting up ono Of his photos
labeled, "Not paid for?"
Photographer-H'm! That wouldn't
hurt him any. The pictures don't look a
bit like him.-Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12
You Can't Apply This Rule,

After all. a Christmas present has no
real value except as a token of love or
remembrance"
swell, it's all right to feel that way
about what you get, but you don't dare
60 out and buy gifts on that principle"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12
Not Wasting Room.

NOT wasting Room.
What l want, said the man who
was talking about taking a fiat, sis
some place where the rooms are big
enough for me to turn around in.
Certainly" replied the agent.
THAT can be easily arranged, as you
are not all unusually large man. Stand
up, please, and let me get your exact
measurements. Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12

National Stock Growers Con.
vcntiOn, Denver, Colo, IAN.
mary, 26.07.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route will place on sale tickets to Dem
yer and return at one fare ($17. S0) for
the round trip, dates Of sale January
"A and rs. Good for return passage, Is
days from date of sale.
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe. N. M.
w. ]. BLACK, g. P. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12

New Neighbor Gin Chicago)-Good
morning, my little dear. I saw you out
walking with a very fine looking gentle
man last evening. Is he your papa?
Little Girl-Yes, sir, and he's one of
the incest papas l ever had. N York
Weekly
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12
announcement!

The New Mexican Printing Com
pany desires to state that it is
making a speciality of it's celebra-
ted FREY'S PATENT FLAT
OPENING BLANK BOOK.
Rule them to order. Can give
you the finest kind of binding, both
for durability and finish, and it is
the sole makers.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12
Under the N%lfstletOe.

He-Kiss me again darling.
She-But I've kissed You twenty-six
times already darling.
He-Once more will make twenty
seven, darling.
She-Oh, so it will, darling. (Thcy
embrace.)
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Venom.

Ethel-That detestable Mrs. Jinks
said that Hook 80!
Maud-How perfectly absurd!
Ethel (elated)-Frankly, now how ole
do you really think 1 look?
M~aud-About 40. dear.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-01-12
Flesh,

by the vanity Of the flesh" remarked
the observer of men and things, is
doubtless meant the average mans no.
ton that he is destined to be some thing
better than a soup-piece.
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n:tl6l3lI1I
ROUTE
New from
end to end

the Burlington's vestibuled Flyer. New
chair cars. New smoking cars. New
smoking cars. New dining cars. New
sleepers. Steel platforms. Wide vesti.
bules. Pintsch gas.
Leaves Denver $3.50 D. m. Arrives
Omaha 4, next afternoon; Chicago,
$50 following morning. Equally fast
time-equally good service to Kansas
City and st. Louis.
G w. yALLERY, Gent Art,
1899 1yth, st., Denver.
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B. Devine, H. Weinstock, F. L. Coombs,
James A Waymire, Frank McGOwen.
United Republican Clubs-T. H. Ber-
key, at large; F. d. Ryan, R. T. Cohn,
o. w. Erlwine, L. t. Hatfield, c. n.
Post, A ]. Johnston, F. T. Johnson,
Z. c. Hart, ]. c. Boyd, George ]. Egan,
Eugene Aram, E. c. Roeder, ]. F. Hill,
Grove L. Johnson, A. j. Rhoads, James
Seadler, W. F. Knox, T. j. Finn, En-
met Phillips, ]. L. Gillis, A. ]. Bruner,
Elwood Bruner, c. NJ. Coglan, Ed. j.
Kay, w. w Seaman, Albert Elkus, E.
W. Meredith, Albert Lindley, c. K.
Lipman.
Resolutes-Harry Rogers, at large;
| T. H. Wallis, l. A .Robie, George H.
Clark, L. P Williams, Charles A. Bliss.
| H. w. Ogg.
State Capitol Mckinley Club-W. w
Douglas, at large; w. H. Govan, F. E.
! Wright, George A. Byron.
| Perkins Republican Club-T. c. Per
kins, at large; William Fey, F. j. Hin
| ters.
| Placerville Republican Club-C. A
Swish, at large; G. H. Burnham, R. s.
| Raw.
Stockton, Marysville, Chico, Nevada
City and other towns in the district are
! to be heard from.
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A WOMAN'S STORY.
She Charges Two Men With Trying
to Murder Her.

Warrants were yesterday issued by
Chief of Police Dwyer for the arrest OF
two young men-supposed to be in San
Francisco-who are charged with as
sault to murder. Their names are not
know to the police.
The warrants were issued on the COM
plaint of a French woman named Mrs.
Rose Samuel She called at the Police
Station yesterday morning and told
quite a sensational story of an alleged
adventure which began in San Fran
cisco on Monday and ended in Sacra-
mento yesterday morning.
Mrs. Samuel said that a young Wo-
man of her acquaintance and the two
men referred to decoyed her on board
a train at Oakland on pretense of visit
ing Berkeley. Instead, however, they
kept her on the train and landed in this
city during the evening. Rooms We're
taken in a K-street clearinghouse.
Subsequently the two men entered her
room and attempted criminal assault
on her. She resisted and they tried tC
choke her with a towel. Then she
screamed at the top of her voice, and
her assailants fed.
The woman admitted that on the
way up from Oakland the party drank
freely from a bottle of liquor
ADD ATTEMPTED ANTI NH NH
Some of the police officers who have
been investigating the matter take no
stock in the wild story told by the
French woman.
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The Won Loben Sells Case.

A decision was filed by Judge Hart
yesterday, in the case of Reclamation
District sol, against P. J. Won Loben
Sells, in which he denied the motion of
plaintiff to strike out portions of the
joint answer of the defendants; but
sustained the demurrer to Defendant
Won Loben Sells separate answer which
set up his Consular privilege Che being
Consul of the Republic of Paraguay at
San Francisco, in bar of the proceedings
The court holds that the action is not
personal one, but of the nature of an
action in rem, and, therefore, the de-
fense set up in the separate answer is
not tenable.
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KEYSTONE SOLDIERS.
The Pennsy1vanians Were Well
Received Yesterday

The first of the two trains carrying
the Tenth Pennsylvania Volunteers ar
rived in this city at 5:15 o'clock yester-
day afternoon, and was met at the de-
pot by a large and orderly crowd OF
people who had assembled to wish the
troops gOdspeed and a safe return.
The regiment numbers GAO men. and
is commanded by Colonel Hastings. 1t
is the best-equipped regiment that has
as yet passed through the city and
majority of the men looked as hard as
nails and ready for any service at a
moments call.
While the Pennsylvanians had been
taking it easy from the start, stopping
at times to go through the regulation
drill as limbering-up process, they
were not allowed to leave the cars here.
Guards were stationed at the doors of
the cars, and nobody was allowed to get
out, and Chief of Police Dwyer also
stationed his force at the steps of the
cars, and nObody-nO women, at least
were allowed to go in.
While the crowd was not as large as
that which welcomed the Nebraska.
Kansas and Minnesota troops it was
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fully as enthusiastic, and the boys from
the AAeghanies We're accorded a right
royal reception. Coffee was served to
them, and roses were given in abund-
ance. Fruit was also sent aboard
Colonel Ed. r. Hamilton caused to be
distributed l 900 oranges and thirty five
boxes Of raisins He is a Pennsylva-
nian, and his little surprise for the
troops of his State was thoroughly ap-
preciated by them.
The Institute Band which volunteer
ed its services for the occasion, dis
coursed martial music while the East
erners were here. The boys did them
selves much credit, and gained the
plaudits of both soldiers and specta-
tors.
The second train arrived at GAO
O'Clock. and as it carried the regimental
mess-chest the first train was held until
its arrival, in order that ratiOns might
be issued to the men on the first sec
ton.
After the hungry had been fed and
the crowd had cheered itself hoarsef
and after a limited amount of hand
shaking had been done (by the way OF
car windows), at 100 o'clock the last
train pulled out, with the men giving
three cheers and a tiger for Sacramen-
to.
"She warmly bade the soldier goodby,
That girl with the auburn hair,
And smiled through the tear that dimmeC
her eye,
That girl with the auburn hair,
And she kissed him, and kissed him, anc
kissed him,
That girl with the auburn hair,
And kissed him, and kissed him, anC
kissed him,
And his soldier comrades had to assist
him.
To leave that girl so fair
The record-union., 1898-05-25
THE CROPS.
Late Rains Did the Farmers Con-
siderable Good.

Following is the summary of the
weekly crop reports for the week end
ing the 23d:
Rain fell in generous amounts over
the northern portion of the State on
the 22d and light showers occurred
on other dates in the northern and eX-
treme southern parts of the State
From San Francisco nOrthward the
rainfall was much above the normal;
from San Francisco southwark to the
ITehachapi, below the normal.
The week has been unseasonably
cold. the average temperature with one
exception, being from three to nine
degrees below the normal The cold
weather and rain interrupted haying
and some damage was done to cut hay,
but the benefit to wheat, feed and fruit
more than compensates for damage to
hay and cherries.
Some grain that would have been cut
for hay will now be saved for grain
Summer fallOw will yield a fair crop in
some sections but winter sown is gen.
orally a failure. Alfalfa is doing we'll
Cherries were not damaged as much
as expected and shipments are now be
ing made.
Fruits generally are in good cOndl-
.tion. Grapes, prunes and late peaches
promise a full yield. Oranges and
olives are doing well. Apricots, al
monds and ounces will give but a
scant yield. Fair crop of barley on
bottom lands.
Hops are thrifty and promise we'll.
Beans and beets will now be planted.
Walnuts will make a fair crop.
observation-disclosures, 30 degrees;
Red Bluff, 80; Sacramento, 5S; San
Francisco, 81, Fresno, 81, Indepen-
dence, SO: San Luis Obispo, 62, Los
Angeles, 50, San Diego. 5S.
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DIED.

PATTERSON - In Washington, Yolo
County, Sarah Jeanette, daughter of
Alexander and Marian Patterson, a ma
tive of California. aged years, s
months and Z days.
Friends and acquaintances are respect
fully invited to attend the funeral to-
day "wednesday al 2 p. m, from her
late residence. lnterment City Cemetery.
HOGAN-In this city. May 23d, Patrick
NJ, husband of Margaret Hogan, father
of John, William and Charles Hogan. a
native of Ireland. (Taunton, Mass.
papers please copy)
Friends and acquaintances are re-
spectfully invited to attend the funeral
to-day "wednesday, at 3 D. m,
from Clark's undertaking. parlors, 10l7
and 1919 Fourth street; thence to the
Cathedral, where services will be held.
commencing at $3.50 p. m. Friends can
view remains at parIors from O'Clock
tonight to p. m. Wednesday. Inter-
ment St. Joseph's Cemetery.
A o. H.-BROTHERS, YOU ARE EARN
estly requested to meet in Cathedral
Hail. at 2:15 p. m. WEDNESDAY, May
25th to attend the funeral of our de-
ceased brother, p. Hogan.
p. A. FITZGERALD President
James O'Brien, Secretary
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Weather Reports.

The Weather Bureau reports show
the highest and lowest temperatures
yesterday to have been So and 40 de-
grees, with gentle southerly and north
erly winds and clear weather prevailing.
The barOmetrical readings at a. m.
and ; D. m yesterday were 1898 and
29.19 inches, respectively.
The highest and lowest temperatures
one year ago yesterday were - and 33
degrees, and one year ago to-day 73 and
52 degrees.
The average temperature was 81 de-
grees and the normal 66, showing yes
terday to have been one degree warmer
than usual for the oath day of May.
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Notaries Public,

Governor Budd has appointed No
taries Public as follows: Grace L.
Lawler. Clarksburg; c. NJ. Burleson,
Mokelumne Hill; James A. Kesey,
Lower Lake; John S. Hughes, San
gers Bar; S. E. Lucas. Ell Toro; Frank
E. Sanford Redlands; John ]. Bauer,
Sacramento; c. P. Smith, Rex; Grace
Spurgeon, Santa Ana; L. L. bennett,
Modesto; Samuel n. Mcbride, Mont
pellier; D. S. Coverdale, Delam, and s.
z Baker Nentnne
The record-union., 1898-05-25

Rumors have been floating about
concerning a change in the manage
ment and procedure of the Orpheum.
Most of these are erroneous. The one
fact in it all is that hereafter the Or
pheum will not confine itself to vaude-
vile entertainment, but will be what
is known in the business as a com
bination" house. That is, drama,
opera. vaudeville, concert, anything in
the line of the stage, will be presented
that can be secured. The manage
ment remains in the Orpheum COM
pany That a change may take place
is possible; that it may be effected
even this week is not improbable. But
to this date nothing in the way of a
change has been made. The theater-
going public will be gratified, if what
ever else is done. local Manager Cliff
ton is left at his post.
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Executive Appointments.

Governor Budd yesterday appointed
and commissioned r. F. Roth a mem
Der of the Common Council of the city
of Visalia, vice William H. Hammond
failed to qualify
Governor Budd has appointed and
commissioned John Lewis to be a pilot
for the harbor of Santa Monica, vice
himself, failed to qualify.
The record-union., 1898-05-25
Anti-SaIoon Lecture.

DR.. Chapman of Oakland delivered a
free lecture at the Sixth-street M. E.
Church last evening on The Anti-Sa-
loon League of America" DR.. Chap
man is a very fluent speaker is an
enthusiast in the temperance cause, and
handled his subject in a very effective
manner
The record-union., 1898-05-25
Express Matter for Soldiers.

Superintendent Tracy of Wells, Far
go & Co. desires it stated that express
matter for the soldiers at the Presidio
also those at the Old Bay District
track, will be delivered there without
extra cost
The record-union., 1898-05-25

Egyptian Henna. A vegetable Dye
for Immediately restoring gray hair to
it's original color. Convenient and ef-
fective; no Objectionable qualities. For
sale by first-class druggists and hair
dreSSerS.
The record-union., 1898-05-25

Ladies' French Kid Shoes, 81 rs,
worth 81; Gents French Calf Shoes,
81 10, worth $4 at the Boston Shoe
Co. Cos ] street.
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If you are half sick, ailing, weak,
weary, nervous, or suffering from inn
pure blood, Hoods Sarsaparilla is just
the medicine to lift you to the plane of
perfect health. Try it this season.
The record-union., 1898-05-25

Angostura Bitters, prepared by DIR.
Siegert for his private use, have be-
come famous as the best appetizins
tonic. Accept no other
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Try McMorry's SOC uncolored Japan
tea; E. B. tea, 60c; G. P tea, Toe; P. F.
Japan tea, 40c; 531 NJ street.
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Money for the State,

The following counties yesterday
paid into the State Treasury their sec
ond installment of taxes for 1897: San
Luis Obispo. $20,426 43: FL Dorado
$6.251 e.; Yuba, $1,000 80: San Joa-
quin, $3S,3 500 %, and Glenn, $11, 500 %
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Coal oil, soc; gasoline, 6Oc can; ev'
erything cheap for cash. Beesley &
Son, SIC and 51S ] street.
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Zombro GID. the greatest trotter in
America, is at Agricultural Park. and
stands at $50. Address Geo. T. Beckers. .
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Coronado water, Stockton sarsapa-
rilla and iron, champagne cider ginger
ale, orange cider. J. McMorry, agent
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ADJUSTMENTS.

At the Orpheum this evening the
new bill. 1t is full of the spectacular,
the humorous the musical and the
ludicrous, and is charged to the brim
with patriotic sentiment also.
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Elegant miniature portraits in water
colors given away at Boysen's, 31S
street for a short time only.
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Lothhammer removed to 716 ST. =
Electrical lamps at Scott's, 303 j.
Try McMorry's 35c tea 531 M.
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For cool, sharp glass of steam or
lager. Ell Dorado, S26 J.
The record-union., 1898-05-25

Removed-Charles A. Palm has re-
moved his iron works to 1119 Sixth
street.
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Schardin, architect, removed to Breu-
ner building, K street.
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THE METROPOLITAN.
THE SADDLE ROCK
RESTAURANT AND OYSTER HOUSE,

FIRST-CLASS HOUSE IN EVERY RE-
spect. Ladies diningroom separate.
Open day and night. BUCKMAN & CAR
RAGHER, Proprietors. No. 1919 Second
street, between J and K. Sacramento.
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Save money by buying your tea and
coffee of J. McMorry, 531 M.
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BORN
MARRIED

BRADLEY-In this city, May 18th, to the
wife of w. r. Bradley, a daughter
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Try McMorry's Blend Conee, 35c.
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KINEEL-FLINT-In Auburn, Cal, April
30th by Rev. Fl. F. Burgess Oscar A.
Kinkel formerly of Sacramento) to Miss
Eva L. Flint both of Auburn
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STATE HOUSE HOTEL
Corner Tenth and Sts, Sacramento

BOARD AND ROOM. 81 % TO 81 PEI
day. Meals, 25c.
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TURCLU HOTEL.
QnE II Sfraaf

Accommodations frst-class Free bus
to and from hotel. w. J. ELDER, Mgr.
The Somerset reporter., 1898-02-03
Carratunk.

Joseph Clark Webster, an estimable
Young man, died at his home in this
place, after short illness of two days,
Friday noon. He was young man of
great promise and one that will be great
ly missed, not only in the home where
he WAS his mothers staff and help, but
in the town where he took his fathers
place, who died year ago. He was
we'll versed in town business and held II
number OF different Offices. He was
steady, agreeable, and had many warm
friends. He WAS buried, Sunday, under
Masonic orders. Rev. J. G.. Gregory
of Bingham, conducted the service.
The flowers were costly and beautiful,
consisting of pillow, from the Masons,
and thirty-two pinks and pillow from his
sisters. The pail bearers were Charles
Ham, will Whorff, Edward Miller and
f. w. Moore OF Bingham. The bereaved
mother, and brother and sisters have the
heartfelt sympathy of al! in their second
great affection.
Mrs. Viola Murphy and her sister,
MIS- Attossa Gibson of Parlin Pond, " ere
In town a few days the past week.
Mrs. Mary A. Bean is stopping in
town, this week.