The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-03-02
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- Experience may be the best
teacher, but the tuition fees are al
ways heavy.
More marriages would be success
full if fewer men and womcn were
failures.
is no wonder some women look
fadcd-thcy arc always casting with
cring looks at the men.
= The man who has no enemies
may be considered good, but it is a
question what he is goo,; for.
= Cupid is wise little fellow. He
is always making matches, but never
marries
: Cats, unlike politicians, give
voice to most decided utteranccs while
on the fence.
Whooping cough is the most distress
ing malady: but its duration can ne cat
shcrt by the use of Ono Minute Cnugh
Cure. which is aIso tho best Known rems
DIV for Group and all lung and bronchial
troubles. Evans Pharmacy.
= Shipments Of oranges from South
crn California eastward now average
100000 daily.
Young Mother-What do you
think of the baby? Isn't it little
peach Bachelor Brother-Oh, yes,
of course and you ought to be thank
full that it ism t pair.
Mr. Isaacs-I sells you dot coat
at a grcad sacrifice. Customer-But
you say that of all your goods. How
do you make living? Mr.. Isaa:s-
Mein frient, makes a schmall profit
on de paper and string.
- 1t is rather psradoxical, but true,
nevertheless, that it is the persons who
make the most trouble for themselves
who arc always borrowing it.
: Courting Is Il natural blessing.
1t teaches young people to speai: mild
~. especially if the OLD folks are in
the next room with the door open.
Don't annoy others bY your cough
;uo and risk you- life by ne:.leclng -
cold. one Minute Cough Cure cures
coughs, colds, Group. grippe ami AL
thro,t and lung Troubles. evans Phar-
macy.
a 5o.ycar-old maf down in New
jersey. it is reported, is just learning
to talk. II takes most of us that
length Of time to learn not 70 talk.
You may test the true character
Of your doubtful practices by asking
yourself whether you would like your
boys to indulge il them.
Jack-Ndmitting you re in Che
wrong is never very pleasant. is it:
joc-No, but it "a lenccd sight pleas
antcr than having it demonstrated BY
some other fellow
We are anxious to doa litle .-ooi IN
tins, world and can ;hinE, % no pieasan.cr
or letter way 10 1n it ;han ~ rccps'i-
mending one Min,l!a Cough: Car" rs ~
preventative nf pooni'i,nin. consnnsrtiHn
and other serious lung Troubles t.af 10!
low neglected colds Evan rarinary
- Old Nursc-Well, how do YOU
like your new little sister Bertic-
Oh, Nursic, ask mama not to name it
girl-namc it boy 50 | can have Il
kid to play with
= Frank said his new boots squeak
ed very bad. When asked what the
reason was. lie replied that he did not
know. unless it was the expression
of two burdcned soles.
= Big Tom Hunter, of Yancey
county, \. G.. says that during his
life he has killed 10 bears. la one
year he killed 81 lie is So years old,
but only last week walked from home
to .ishcyilc. a distance of y niicS.
= Hunger and thirst shcw the bod.
to be in healthy condition. Hunger
and hirS,ine after Righteousness shox
The spiritual na;'ivc TO be in 4 healthy
condition. Bicsscd are tiiey wliicti
do hunger and ;hir>; alter rlshtceGs-
ness fer thcy Shall be iilIesl