The Press., 1898-05-05
!, SEEMING DISCREPANCY.
The Dear Lady Has Her Daughters In-

 me Dear Lady Has Her Daushter's In-
 terest at stake.
 She is a lady whose husband has ac. umulated large share of this worlds goods She does not care how much anything costs and desires people to know that she doesn't care. So it was not through any fear tbat she was not getting her money s worth that she re- proved her youngest daughter. who had been practicing at the piano. The little girls efforts had been harrowingly per- sistent and dutiful, and she was hurt as well as surprised when her mother in. dignantly remarked: ..... e...s..s...
 Dolly, am compelled to remind you that we have employed the best teacher in the city for your musical ed ucation and that us we propose to spare no expense in the future you ought to be more conscientious in laying foun- dation. You will gain nothing by slight ing the wolk now. l an determined that you shall learn to play the piano no matter what it costs.''
 "I Was practicing faithfully" the pupil protested.
 My dear. do not attempt to deceive your mother.
 But you heard me practicing, didn't you:''
 Ut may Ee,'' was the chilly re- joinder, "that your mother advantages in early life were not so great as those intend that you shall enjoy. But there is one study i'll which was always good, and it will be useless for you to attempt to mislead me ill anything con- nected with it. I bat is arithmetic ''
 II never said you weren t splendid in arithmetic. but that hasn't anything to do with my piano playing. '
 "Unless ny eyes are at fault those are five finger exercises that you are now supposed to be working on.'' "
 "Yes."
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