The herald., 1898-10-20

tcHIO80tS0 aIo v&PcLtE anu tnCH OPihiOA
rmS+v-s: What kind Of q game are
you trying to give me! A dude who says
De Ate,. A. %.. he: a ,na night r,nts wssen, 70
pect hold his posish as a
swell, too? It don't
90. I don't know Mr. Porter, but If he 10
what you say, a dead game sporty boy, and
has his clothes tailor-made, and is full Of
long green, why, he ought to be all right, but
let me tell you, any guy who thinks he can
toddle along. in way up society and wear a
star on the lapel of bis dress coat is lob.
anyway, and what don't 60 in ode ate" don't
60 anywhere. Sect I've seen Mr.. Porter
driving about town in his dinky cab with .
tre escape on the back, and understand
be u a wide-open spender, and l always
thought he was the right sort Of people, but
If he runs any sort Of crazy bluff like
n Ss dxnf as
phosphates With me. You see, man in my
position owes a certain duty to society, and
"de ate" would never stand for it, If /
tried to sustain him in any such claim. He
can't be the real thing if he makes up as
watchman. Why, my dear fellow, night
watchman. is worse than a cop, don't you
know, and they are alway, non srata- in
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Father Ducey: What'll you have! What,
an interview? Can a society man be
What Is Barred vssH ws, yoa o's d4 44os1tiGa mei so
come to me, for / know
all about it. Which do you prefer, a straw
berry or an olive in yours? No, don't, for
never saw an honest night watchman yet,
and annt once s"i1r in while you do meet fairly de-
know, when fellow is doing the society act
he has not time to look after bolts and
locks and mash servant girls. Here's look
ing at you. Now, Mr. Porter, you know,
really could not, for example, be leading a
cotillon and rush out every half hour, and
stick key into record clock to show his
employers he had made his rounds on time.
No, don't think he should be sustained in
any such course. He should either be a
swell or night watchman, and move in the
respective circle. Take another. Yes.
this is tin-roof one-on the house, YOU
know.
R: J. W-t-n: Certainly not, sir. Such
thing would never BE- tolerated in the
Savors Of Slop ond. 1S Yes, II I admit q NIT
Bucket the young gentleman
wears pretty Well
made Clothes and his horses horse .nS are
the difference in taste that causes him to
ride in hanson, while I prefer Victoria,
does not affect the case. The point is that
all the scum, the riff-raff, the discontented,
the dangerous classes become night watch.
men, and they should not be supported by
any one. For a society man to claim to be
one would be as degrading as for good, de-
l. L. o. LII
ticket. Riff-raf, scum, discon1tented, dan
gerous classes must be put down. The
young man made great mistake.
j. D.wn-y H-rv-y: can't express any
opinion just now. I'm too busy. What
Wants Them got ttc to 60 and get those
Signs Back PboTEnsy bs"E syy,,1 elocE T,sIg' s,gns 7
will talk. It does, however, seem to me
that if Porter and Won Spiegel wanted to
go into the sign business they might have
ordered some for themselves, instead of pur-
loining my tenants.
VIII Ch-lds: Well, really, it is hard
question. OF course if a man wants to be q
night watchman, don't see how
Children, for In attention to society
s'~"e from leader like the
young gentleman In question, but it is pos
sble, I suppose, for man to be very up
right and honorable in both occupations. 1t
depends somewhat on whom and what he is
G.y B-rh.m: Why, see here, think one
is about as bad as the other. A society man
Not Worth His so %seds doe. "a'1ci a watehiman
Road to see that he watches.
The young man should
give US some details as to the requirements
of his position and what his duties were.
OF course, he may be able to show that his
services were worth his board-I under
member now, 1 used to see him out quite
late at night, and | suppose now that it was
because Of his duties. What was l doing
up late when saw him. Why, say, look
here, you mustn't let Porter make you be-
lieve that he is the only watchman on the
beat. I'm up to that act myself.
C. R-gn-ld H-st-ngs: Pom me soul,
don't know what to say, don cher know
What sad mess it all
IDon't Know is, don cher know?
Don cher Know but then night
know, is something, of course, I don't know
anything about, don cher know. They
may be very decent sort of people in their
way, don cher know, but their way is not my
way, don cher know, and, we'll, if Porter
thinks it is all right, really suppose it
must be, for 1 never in my life, don cher
know, knew a fellow who knew so much
about the things to know about such things
as he does. He is certainly all right. Has
the same tailor as myself, don cher know.
On second thoughts, I'll say yes. He can.
O O O
Herr Won Speigel: Elm Waechter koente
Elm Gesellshaftsmann sein, oder
~ =. Elm Gesellshaftsmann
Won Spiegers keente auch Elm a
Eagle Eve Waechter sein, wenn
sein vestand dernaem.
Itch cultirt ist. Aber bite, verstehen sic
lieber, ich collectire Shilder NIGHT.
THE INTERVIEWER.
The Full Blaze Of Truth Il Best
The New York World uttered chunks OF
solid truth when it said Light through a
chink is better than darkness" and "whis-