New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-11-26
THE TALK or THE DAY.

At a gathering OF Lutheran ministers In Balti-
more tho other day II was decided 10 approve inc
view recently adopted by the Central Illinois Dis
trct Conference OF Lutherans. TO the effect that
the principle involved in life insurance Is ah'aso
nstic to the teachings OF the Bible.
Selling and Buying-Farmer-r don't see how
we're to get along this winter. No money In any
thing .,.,,
Farmer-The market i sluttea and I cant get
any price at all. Hardly pays TO send things 70
Townsman-what under the sun becomes Of our
Wife-It all goes for provisions. Every crop has
failed, and prices are skyhigh -tNew-fork weekly
Says The Kansas city Journal" Miss Hattie
Darnell the Republican candidate for County SUI
perintendent in Payne County, Okla. was pursued
by her enemies with the charge that she went to
dances and waltzed with young men. She was tri-
umphantly elected and thus Oklahoma vindlcates
the tribe OF hug and hotfoot"
A verger was asked by the Bishop OF Wakefield
II he noticed that the people availed Themselves Of
Inc open rharch door TO Pray privatcy YES, my
II only tother day."-(London News.
"A little girl" says tho DAILY Messenger" Of
Paris. France. who makes the stems OF artificial
flowers for a living was sent TO the country the
other day by a benevolent woman. On the day OF
her arrival the child taken into the garden.
She marveed at tho growing pansies. She felt Of
their petals and shifted incredulously at the purple
and golden blossoms 7 never knew that there
were real flowers she said. 1 didn't know that
velvet could grow. A giant rose bush in fun
bloom WAS greeted with. Amt they lovely? They
don't give you time 70 stick en- together this way
The benevolent woman thought this good oppor-
tunty to waken the childs soul. and pointed out
the why and wherefore Of the roses perfection.
The child sighed when she had finished and said.
simply. 4 should think He'd be angry when He
5000 bp HOY ke
It Is not improbable that the following from the
tireiy authontic: '.At sunset We reached C;aeta.
here that the Pope round refuge when he fed from
the Republic OF $50 Among the stories T Of the
King Of Naples. who had come to visit him in
exile. Went on board an. American man-of-war
The commander welcomed them in these terms:
pope how are you? King. how dye do2 Here
Lieute3an Jones you speak French-parleyvous
Herald
The United States Consul at Copenhagen says
that Denmark offers good market for American
machinery and tools. Until now Germans have
controlled the market. Their prices trife
lower bur the American goods Acknowledged
to he superior The demand IS for enginc-lathes.
drilling and boring machines milling planning and
shaping machines. slottne machines. boring and
turning mills machines for making screws. grind
Ing and polishing machines. and American tools OF
all kinds.
Yes. dear children" said the teacher. we must
throw away our naughty faults. They are like
worm chesnuis Now. what do you do with a
wormy chestnut when you find one? Jane may
answer"
please. M am. give It to little brother.
Petie."-(Clevelard Plain Dealer.
The Tribune printed paragraph the othe- day
attrbuting Judge Boddam, of Madras the re-
mark that the first duty Of lawyer Is TO get
on; the second. ITO 60, honor" and the third. TO
get honest" AprOpos of this correspondent
writes: The author of that witticism tho
Hon f. r. Hoar. He got It of while he was IN
Grants Cabinet and It has been familiar 10 me
ever since. Judge Boddam should have put quota
ton marks around IT,"
A Modern Maid.-"Am tho first girl you
than anything else
II cannot tell 4 lie said he you not You
simply the best Of the bunch"
Being modern maid she was content with that.
-(Cncinnati Enquirer.
Alaskan lake was named. says that while in that
region he wore silk underwear or red hannels
stepped in lard oil. and outside Of his woollen
clohng overalls OF corduroy. I'm that dress" he
adds, II never suffered from the cold"
Tho Passing Of the Horse Nudge I was tust
reading about how tho horse was passing.
Yabslcy Well?
Nudge wish some Of the horses bet on would
pass Observation-Disclosures Journal.