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Evening journal., 1898-10-25
CLOsED AT NOON.

The Internal Revenue Office win here
after be closed at noon on Saturdays.
owing to the law that the department
is required to deposit all moneys collected
during the day in the banks. As they
close at II O'Clock on SATURDAYS the
revenue office can transact no business
after that hour.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
srNnAY scHnoL uN1oN.

The Primary Sunday School Union will
meet in West Presbyterian Church at 745
O'Clock tonight. The regular meetings
viii be held on Tuesday evenings there
after instead of Monday. as formerly. Mrs.
w. X. Crosby win give q talk on the Sun
day school lesson for adult classes.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
"WTIY WAlsTE MONEY %

You are entitled to the best. why
not have it? A. & p. Elgin Creamery
is the peer of all buffers. Price this
week, 23c. Sold only by
The Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea
Company, SIS Market street.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
spECIAL CuURCH sERYICEs.

Special services are being held this
week at Wesley NJ. L. Church, under the
direction of the pastor. Rev. w. w.
Sharp. These ministers win deliver ser
mons: Tonight, DR.. Il. l.. Hubbard, Of
Baltimore; Wednesday night, Rev. f.
b. Short, of Epworth; Thursday night,
DR. Grove, of Asbury and Friday night,
Rev. !. II. Watkins. Of New Castle.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
SPECIAL CARS TO PHILADEL-
q - DIIIA

The B. x o. railroad has special cars
in readiness for the accommodation of
those who will go to Philadelphia for the
peace jubilee Should the amount of travel
warrant it there will be special trains to
follow the regular one, and specials will
leave Philadelphia at night.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25

A Sussex county paper says that
John A Lingo. the Republican Ad-
dicksite candidate for state auditor, was
arrested on Thursday for bribery. The
public has heard no such damaging
news about DR.. L. A. II. Bishop, the
Democratic candidate for that responsi-
Evening journal., 1898-10-25

When visiting Philadelphia If you
wish a frst-class glass Of Beer call at
James Furlong's, corner 18th and FIJI
bert streets. You viii find. Stoeck.es
Extra Fine Beer always on tap.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
A Young woMANs BURIAL.

At McClannin's Cemetery this afternoon
the remains Of Miss Mabel V. Rafo, is
years old. daughter of Louis L. Raffo, were
Inferred. Services were held at the home
Of her grandfather. William Il. Conbrooks,
No. SOC Harrison street.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
As A BUILpER ON WAGONs.

Light and heavy, for all business pur-
poses, VIM. a. Reilly comes to the
front. The work he has done for promi-
nent business firms in Wilmington rec
him to the public.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
WILL BE THIRD IN LINE.

A. ID. Warner gave tug party to Phil
adelphia on the tug Meteor this morn
ing. The tug was decorated with flag,
and bunting, and presented beautiful
appearance as she steamed up the river.
She left about IL o'clock and will be
third in the line to review the ships.
Those in the party were Mr. and Mrs.
A. ID. Warner, Charles Warner. Ir..
Avery Warner. Mr.. and Mrs. Job IL.
Jackson, the Misses Jackson, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Richardson. Jr., Mr.. and Mrs.
George Chambers, Edward Richardson
Of Altoona. Pa; Mr.. and Mrs. Fred.
Stone. Charles Smith, Rev. A. II. Bowser
and wife.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
TWO DEATHS AND ONE CASE.

One new case and two deaths from
diphtheria have been reuorted to the
Board of Health since Saturday last
The dead are Amelia Haney. aged
years. of No. 906 West Second street
and AIinty Inez Davis, aged 4 years, Of
No. 500 Madison street.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
GRAND LODGE.

Tomorrow the Grand Lodge of Della
ware, X. of r., viii convene in this city
IL Is probable that there will be a hundred
members present. representing all the
lodges in the domain.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
DANCING ACADEMY
OF
MISS McCLAFFERTY,

Aekew Building, No. East Seventh st.
First quarter for beginners, will
commence: For children. Sat-, Sept. II,
2 to 4. Ladies, Tues, Sept. Is, to
10 p. m. For Gentlemen, Mon, Sept IL,
to 10 p. m.
ADVANCED CLASS.
For ladies and gentlemen:
Thursday, Sept. 10, 8 to 10 p. N.
Thorough instruction in the art OF
Dancing and Society Decorum. Individ-
nal private lessons given to suit pupils.
Private class formed at any time, in or
out of the city. For all information
call at the academy, hours TO 4 p. m
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
IN A SOCIAL WAY.
Various Matters of Interest to
Wilmington Folk.
TUG PARTIES TO THE JUBILEE
HOW NUMEROUS Wilmington
PEOPLE WILL ENJOY THE
GREAT NAVAL PARADE-LITTIlE
ITEMS OF INTEREST OF A So
C1AL NATURE.

All communications intended for inser-
ton IN this column should be addressed 10
society Editor, care of the Evening Jour
nal. Communications should be written
on one side Of wle paper only.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25

stoeckle's Ezra Fine Beer always on
tap at James Ftrlong's. 18th and Fill
bert streets, Philadelphia,
Evening journal., 1898-10-25

PHILADELPHIA PEACE JUBILEE.
Grand stand seats now on sale Good
location. Apply Morris & Co., II East
Eighth street. Delmaryia phone SIC.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
KGllarl & Co.
THE ECONOMIC INSURANCE co.
OF AMERICA.

THE ECONOMIC INSURANCE CO.
OF AMERICA.
Capital, 100000.
HOME OFFICE:
Tenth and Market Streets.
PETER ]. FORD, DAVID LINDSAY,
President. Vioe-President.
PETER A. HORTY.
Secretary and Treasurer.
DIRECTORS:
Hon. George Gray, Alexis l. DUPONT,
James Megary, DR.. J. A. Ellegood
H.-H. Ward, Andrew c. Gray,
James Malloy, John p Almond,
Henry +. Dure, James B. Oberly.
DIR. NJ. ]. HUGHES, T. r. NEWLY,
Medical Director. Superintendent
The Economic Insurance Company
offer everything that is good in Life IN
surance and at rates suitable to every
condition. We insure the whole fam
lily. Both sexes. II you are contem-
plating taking insurance write to us for
information.
Evening journal., 1898-10-25
TUESDAY. OCT. rs, 1898
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.
STATE.

Congressman-L Irving Handy.
State Treasurer-Willie NJ. Ross.
State Auditor-Lemuel A. II. Bishop
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-26
BadIr Rattlea.

a young surgeon who is newly re.
turned from the wars, tells me A story
Of an officer many Of you know saws an
exchange. 1t was before Santiago The
surgeon going to the front. came ulon
the young officer, sitting beside the
road, trembling like leaf, and winter
than the dead men around HIM At
sight of the surgeon he began to talk.
I'm a coward. I'm coward. I'm a
coward" he said Il knew I'drnp. and
did. 0 LoFdl | wish you'd Xiii me-
I'm disgraeed forever. just got
scared. knew l would. | was going
along all right, not thinking of ans
thing but getting at the dashed Span
iards, yelling TO my men to come on.
and running ahead as fast as could.
when all of Q sudden | stubbed my toe
on something, and then | can't remem-
Der icing scared, but must have been.
for | came galIoping back here. sick as
dog. Oh, | feeIso awfully gone. I'm
blaLked coward, and / wish | was
deadl 0 Lord! why don't somebody
shoot me! I've got snch an awful
goneness right here" ana he put his
hand to his stomach. The surgeon gave
him a quick look and caught him as
he plunged forward in faint. Where
the awful goneneSs was a mauser bullet
had found its billet. They carried the
wounded man to the field hospital, and
he chuckled all the way.
%, my; o, myr' he sad over and
over, 81 WASN'T scared! l wasn't
scaredP And then he would laugh de-
lightedly. Il wasn't scared. l was hi
Il was just hit, 1 amt coward after
ALL"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-26
Knew Them Ali.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer tells this
story of an Italian, Leon Catalina Carl
BEAM of Cleveland, who tried to get
naturalized the other day:
"Who makes the laws in this coun-
try?" asked the judge.
"McKisson," replied the applicant,
referring to the mayor.
"Does McKisson make them ?"
was the next question.
bushnell helps him some," was the
reply.
"Did you ever hear of Christopher
CoIumbus?"
Eyes, he's a policeman on McKisson'f
force"
"Who was George Washington ?"
"He's motorman- on an east enc
electric line" 0,
"Have you ever heard of Garibaldi? ?
Eyes he works on the sewer out tt
the east end" ~,
ais there king in this country "
ayes, he is Joseph Carebelii:
It is needless to add that Caribbean
did not secure his naturalization papers
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-26
Photographs.

A. Hugo Albrecht one of Spokane's
leading artists has rented the Chinn
gallery and is now prepared to do all
kinds of work in his line. He will be
here personally and guarantees none
but first-class work shall leave his
studio. In order to place his work
thoroughly before the public, he has
decided to reduce the price of cabinets
to Sl.99 per dozen until December 18TH
Ladies and babies robes kept at the
gallery. Call and examine his work
every lady invited, at the old Chinn
gallery, next to the Sisson hotel.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-26
NOTICE roR runLlcArIoN
Land Once, Boise City Idaho
Nov ? coo

NOTICE is hereby given that the following
Manned settler has fled notice Of Ills intention
that said proof win be made before the Clerk of
Probate Court at Catwell, Idaho, on Tuesday,
December %, 1898, Viz: Minerva r. Boutwell,,
widow Of John $. BHthwell. deceased Hid. No.
2s02 for the sw1 mex Sec. "a, Tp. 8 MIRA West
b. NJ Idaho.
She names the following witnesses toprOve her
con inuons residence upon and cultivation Of
said i,tltl Mi
John y. Newport, Patrick f, Corron, Frank
G.. Gilbert, all Or Lover Boise, Idaho, aud
William .. Odon, Of Earma. Idaho.
Nov. 12--DCC. II. jams KING, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-26

and that said proof win be 1nade eforh the Clerk
Of Of the Pr9sate Court Of Canyon County, Idaho,
At Caldwell, on Tuesday, january 8, 1909, vi.
jacob NlelsOl, Hid application No. 1ll3 Tor the
neA, See. 33, Tn A N. II. 2 W., b. M.
continuous residence upon and cultivation Of
aldiand, Wis "
Victor Jiamer Herbert s. Down, Joseph
Howard and Charles Lock, a If CALDWELL Ida.
Soy; 26-D Dec. 81. JAMES KING, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-26
DESERT LAND, FINAL PROOF, NOTICE
FOR PUBLICATION
Land ONCE AZ Boise Citv. Idaho, !
Nov. 10, 1893.

NTotice is hereby given that Reuben B Wright
~ OF BOISE City, Ada county, Idaho. has fled
notice OF Intention to make pro5f ON his
desert-land claim No. 1850. for the SEX nW<
Swh neh nwh Sc Ia ne IL sw Ia Sec % TIP 8 N
Re- W j. M. before the Register and Receiver at
Boise Idaho, on Wednesday, the 2i day Of Dec
emher, 1898
He names the following witnesses to prove the
complete Irrigation and reclamation " said land !:
Wade T.. Hard, OF BniSe Idaho Flofenea II.
Lowell, James II, Lowell and Walter w. Hard,
all OF Roswell Idaho.
J..MEs KING,
Nov I2-Dec't7 Register
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise, Idaho, /
InlY Il, 1898.

1,oTTCE &c hereby given that the Following
~ named settler has filed notice Of his inten-
tion to make final proof in support Of his claim
and that said proof viii be made before OF SLfTK 81
I TdLo on Tuesday August %, 1898, viz: John
Ia TuSF Ba'rG IS Of Caldwell, Idaho, Homestead
application No So5O, for the sWA Sec 2l' Up
5, n r. W, Boise Meridian, ddaa9 q ,,rove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation OIL
SOY Daniel E. Colt, Nampa, Idaho, Harvey wv W.
Snttnn Middleton, Idaho, Horace i. AYen,
3aidWell, Idaho, George W. Cristeser, CALDWELL
Idaho. r,,- Iy,,,c T2eoISteT
Nov. 26ADec. 81 JAMES hlN"' A'os'''''
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1898-11-26
Our Boys in Blue.

BY LEO SMITH Hospital Corps FirIdaho Volunteers.
MANILA Philippine Islands,
flushed now the sound of battle.
And hushed now the demons breath
And hushed the roar and rattle
That hurleth threats of death.
Peace spreads her mantle gently
Ger our soldiers true and brave:
But the green sod of Manila
Covers many hero's grave.
We came across the mountains
From the mining camps and farms,
When America called her citizens
To answer wars alarm
Eight thousand miles they sent us,
Across the Pacific main,
The untried troops of freedom
'Gainst the seasoned troops of Spain,
We faced the.deadly climate,
The mighty walls of stone,
The canon on the ramparts-
We faced them all alone.
But did we stop moment?
What will history tell?
No, the Yankees never falter!
They'd face the gates of hell!
Thirteen thousand soldiers
From Uncle Sans broad farms,
Came to uphold Americas honor
By the might of Yankee arms
We faced their well -laid trenches
While our cheers rose loud and long,
Unheeding the Mauser bullets
AS they sang their deadly song
And the cry came from our center:
"Oh, Motheri God Pm shotp'
"Don't mind me boys, I'm done for!
Just give it to 'em hotP'
This was no cry of a coward
But dying hero's breath
Who proudly showed his comrades
How the brave may meet their death.
His comrades laid him gently down,
Each eye without tear;
Then dashed against Manilas walls
To avenge volunteer
We stop not to aid the fallen,
Revenge was on our BRAIN
For we remembered the boys IN Cuba,
And the crew that went down with the
Maine.
We heard the shrieks of our dying,
But still we did not pause,
Columbia had sent us to uphold
Her just and righteous laws,
And to raise the flag Of Freedom
Ger the down-trodden and oppressed,
To light the lamp of Freedom
Far 10 the golden West.
With "Freedom' for motto,
And "Liberty to all"
We left our homes behind us
To answer our countrys call
IT'S no selfish motive that sends us
Loyal, and tried, and true
Across the blue Pacific
In our uniforms of blue.
Oh, God! we know our mothers,
Our sisters and our wives,
While we're on the field of battle
Are praying for our lives.
We hope we may return again
Not be numbered with the slam;
But we'll save our country's honor,
And avenop our gallant Maine.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
Something for the New Year.

The world-renoWned success of Hos
letters Stomach Bitters, and their con-
tinued popularity for near half a CEN
fury as a stomachic, is scarcely more
wonderful than the welcome that Sreets
Hostetter's Almanac. This medical
treatise is published by the Hostetter
Company, Pittsburg, Pa, under thelr
own immediate supervision, employing
sixty hands in that department The
issue Of same for 1899 will be over eleven
millions. printed in nine languages. Re
fer to a copy Of ii for valuabl and in
teresting reading concerning health,
and numerous testimonials as to the eff
ficacy of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
The Almanac for 1899 can be obtained,
free of cost, from druggists and general
country dealers in all parts of the coun-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
THE sMooTHEsT TRAIN IN THE

UNITED STATES.
ON Sunday, November 20, the Bur
lington Route made a radical change in
the schedule of the Chicago Special, its
finest and fastest Denver-Chicago train.
Heretofore, this train has left Denver
in the morning-immediately after the
arrival Of D. & r. G. and Colorado Mid
land trains from the west. 1t now
leaves at lao p. m, arriving at oman
in time for breakfast next morning, and
at Chicago at SIS p. m. the same day.
IN other words, it runs l,046 mics in
29b hours-an average rate Of speed Of
about 36 miles an hour. There are not
half a dozen long-distance trains in the
United States which are scheduled fast
er han So miles an hour. And there is
not one-not a single one-Which has as
good a record as the Chicago Special
for being ION time all the time
The equipment of the Chicago Special
consists of one sleeping car, n din
ing car, n library and two
chair cars. The cars are of the
newest design, and have been
in service less than six months.
| All of them have the new wide vesti-
bule, and are lighted with Pintsch gas.
The sleeper is upholstered in peacock
blue, and contains twelve sections and
a drawing-room. The toilet rooms are
unusually roomy-a circumstance to
which much of the trains popularity is
due.
In each of the two reclining chair
cars are seats for Sc persons, ladies' and
gentlemen's toilet-rooms with soap
marble wash-basins, comb, brush
towels, and an abundance of water,
both hot and cold), and a smoking-roon
upholstered in leather.
OF the eleven dining-cars operated. by
the Burlington Route, none is iner thar
that on the Chicago Special. 1t is as
bright as a new pin. The linen is spot
lessly clean, the service is prompt, and
on every table is a gorgeous bouquet OF
American Beauty roses, one of which
the waiter affiXes to your coat when you
have finished your meal. Best of all
the a-la-carte plan prevails-you only
pay for what you order.
The library car is the mems favorit'
retreat. 1t is a veritable clubhouse OF
wheels, a place where comfort reigni
supreme, and where the necessity TO.
exerting ones self is reduced to a min
imum. If you want anything-today':
paper, the monthly magazines, a cigar
a bottle of apollinaris, or a pillow
press a button and the smiling attend
ant brings it to you.
The Denver Republican calls the Chi
cago Special the "smoothest train II
the United States" The phrase de
scribes it to a nicely. 1t IS a smooth
train-inside and out. It's furnishing
are in admirable taste, and the tract
over which it glides is perfection itself
Fortunate is the traveller who goes cas-
on it. Kings fare no better when the.
travel. than he.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
Albuquerque Items.

James Boyle and family have removed
to Topeka.
Jose Jaramillo and Fidel Perez have
been bound over to the grand jury for
the murder of Perfilio Rivera.
Engineer Harroun has a gang OF men
laying out a waste water way Tor the
low line canal from the present erminus
of the ditch to the river.
Conductor Perry, of the Santa Fe,
has been made train master at this city
to succeed W.. A. McGovern transferred
to the San Joaquin branch OF the
system.
The football teams of the Agricul-
tural college and Albuquerque play neXt
Monday at Albuquerque, and the
"Aggies" and the indian school team
meet next Wednesday.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
LIMITED.
CHICAGO e. CALIFORNIA LIMITED.
Westbound, No. 3


Trains Nos. 3 and 4, running tri-
weekly in each direction between Chi
cago and Los Angeles, carry only first
class V~estibuled Pullman sleepers,, a
Understanding car, containing gentle
mems buffet, reading and smoking room,
and barber shop, and an observation
car with commodious parlor for ladies
and children; electric lights throughout
the entire train.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE.
Nos. 1 and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, e%astbound, carries same equip
ment. and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 90 is o local train between Ell Ease
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and NJ
erature pertaining to the santa ne
route, call on or address,
II. s. LnTZ. Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. ]. BLACK, G. P. A.,
Topeka. Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
This Is Your Opportunity.

On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps,
a generous sample will be mailed Of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon
etrate the great merits of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
Sc Warren St., New York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. l
can emphasize his statement, "It is a posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used as directed
Rev. Francis W. Poole, Pastor CentralPres
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price, so cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
The Disguised Big Brother.

I'd hate to be a girl
With a lot of hair to curl
Every time l ever started anywhere
With a lot of stays to lace,
And, to keep my clothes in place,
More than forty pins to stick in, here
and there.
No wonder woman's slow.
When she's fixing up to go
You'd be poky, too, if. you were in her
place,
With hooks all up your back,
With a pair of brows to black,
And a lot Of stuff to smear upon your
face.
Oh, tbs wonderful to me,
When a maiden fair see
A maiden with a beauty that Is fresh
and sweet and rare
Knowing what do of girls,
With their primpings, putfs and
curls,
That they ever manage to succeed in
getting anywhere.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
Two Pointed Questions Answered.

What is the use of making a better
article than your competitor if you can
not get a better price for it?
Ans.-As there is no difference in the
price the public will buy only the better,
so that while our profits may be smaller
on a single sale they will be much great
er in the aggregate.
How can you get the public to know
your make is the best?
If both articles are brought promi-
nently before the public both are certain
to be tried and the public wll very
quickly pass Judgment on them and use
only the better one.
This explains the arge sale on Cham
b~erlain's Cough Remedy. The people
have been using it for years and have
found that it can always b. depended
upon. They may oc%assiorall lily take up
with some fashionable novelty put forth
with exaggerated claims, bat are certain
to return to the one remedy that they
know to be reliable, and for coughs,
colds and Group there is nothing equal
to Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. Fol-
sale by A, c., Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
Holiday Rates-santa Fe Route.

A rate of one fare for the round trip
will be made for Christmas and New
Year holidays, tickets will be sold Dec.
"a, 25, 20 and 81, 1898, and January l
and 2, good to return until January 4,
1899. For particulars call on agents OF
the Santa Fe Route.
II. s. LuTz. Agent,
Santa Fc. N. NJ.
w. j. BLACK, G. p. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
ZOO smart.

"Dn you, he asked, ''believe there
is anything i'll this theory of the trans
migration of sonls:'
"Sometimos, when | am in your COM,
pany, - she replied, ~ am forced to be.
Iieve that the souls OF men may be
transmitted to dolkeys '~-Cleyeland
Leader
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
Weighty.

He-Ah. Nellie: you used to call
Yourself a silly little thing without any
brains, but you have shown that you
can discuss a weighty subject. too.
She-Why, what have | said, Harold,
to make you think that?
He-You've been talking to me for
the last half-hour about those biscuits
YOU made. and
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
4 Duyzle Indeed,

And remen her, Bridget, there are
two things | must insist upon-truth.
fulness and obedience,
"Yis, mum, and when you tell me to
tell the ladies you're out, when you re
in, which shall it be, num- Ionkers
SfafpSInnN
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
An Acquired Talent.

"Ma, Mr. Boxer was speakin about
pas gettin a medal~f for the way he
fought at Santiago, an he said pa wasn't
a natural born fighter"
"What else did he say"
"He SAID pa acquired it all since he
was married"
swell, you just run right over to
Mr.. Boxers and tell him | want to see
him as quick as he can get here. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
A Careless Traveller.

Chicago Man ION Washington limit
ed)-Hellol What's the matter?
! Conductor-Matter?
Eyes. What are You stopping here
for:"
"This is Philadelphia"
"Well, III be dinged! intended to
take the through express and I've struck
a way train. New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-12-24
The Nuts We Used to Eat.

Ills now the melancholy time
When nuts are hnwked around.
And men think of the pecks they useo
70 pick up from the ground
When look back with vain regret
On days of long ago.
And think of nuts they used to eat
That now would lay them low.