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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23
ONLY sEvENTV-THREE HOURS



ny recent change In schedule tho over
land Limited Of the Union Pacific aud
Northwestern Ia connection with tho l..
s. s. NJ. S. aud n. Y, G. 4 II. r. Il. r.,
now make tho unparalleled timo record OF
only three days 70 Now York. Train
leaves Salt Lake 700 A. m, Ogden silOa
m daily, arrives Chicago 7iib a. m. aud
Grand Central depot New York city 1913
=. m, second aud third days respectively.
Only one change Of cars aud twelve hours
QUICKEST time For purchase OF tickets
and reservation Of horths call ~ tho "old
Stand" 2oi Main street, or address H. NJ
Clay. General Aren't
one good way TO kin a law Is not to exc
cnln IL
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Tho one Wanting vanity Of II arabbas
was the thought that he looked like Christ.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Plso's Cure for Consumption IL the only
cough medicine used In my housed. q.
Albright, hiniinburg, Pa, Dec. II, 10.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

A ratio OF one single faro for tho round
trip between any two stations on tho Rio
Grande Western railway has just been
announced by that line. Tickets will bo
sold on December 20, 20, 20, % and on ia u
uary aud .. All tickets good until jan
uary 4, 1892 Tho Rio Granao Western
railway operates tho best local train scr
vice In Utah.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

What did you do with your puzzle edi-
tort Discharged him because he couldn't
guess where his salary was To come from,
said tho other editor.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

There Is, after all, no ma so orncry as
the one who marrics his landlady to avoid
paying his boari bill.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Lotsof now women got n ,rricd before
they can afford IL
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

About the easiest thing In the world Il
not 10 become millionaire.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

The wicked ioa, when no man pursueth
can chase the bravost deg that banks.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

The blindness OF lovers transforms them
into pair ofspoctAclos for others.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

A man Is always generous to fault
that Is, n II is own fault.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Now, please lots all refrain from saying
anything moro about Hobson's choice.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Mre. witcherly-"They say Mrs.
Dickson has recently become every
economical" Mrs, Larrison-"Yos,
she's carrying It to an extreme, Il
seams to me, hear that she's even
trying to get her husband to let his
whlskers grow. so as to save lAuncry
BILLS"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Tho man who pesos "a lion In society
Ia usually u bear az home.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Ignorance may bliss, but love speaks
the mother tongue Of everybody.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

American Rubber Foot Ball free TO
users OF Diamond &c" Soap. Ask your
grocer.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Most men arc very regular in their hAb
It's, especially bad habits.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup
foTchildfen teethlnF sofens the gums, reduces In
Examination, ailAys pain. cures wind ellie Is cents
n bottle.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

To CURE a COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinlne Tablets All
druggists refund the money II IL fails To cure.
sbc. Tho genuine has l.. u @ on each tablet
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Women and men who arc "unhnnry though mar.
ned" NAY nnd remedy IN vitality filia cold and
obstinatn couples united, Curcs liquor and tobacco
scientific IlsmedT Co nar aiia. Boston. Nala.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Nearly every girl believes lot OF other
girls are jealous Of her.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Uho wy 20 DO IT,
81 get nothing bat roAsts," he said,
bitterly. ~ wish l could make soms
one say something nios about me
some time"
'You can"
"HoWY
"Die."--Chicago Post
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.

SAN FRANcisco. csL
LorIsvILLE. NJ NAV yong. MT
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23
HOLIDAY RATES.

one good way TO kin law is not to exc
cute Il.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

discharge OF his duties Monday. This is
not the first time that he has held the
same position. so he fell into the work az
though he had been AT X without a va
eafioa Mr.. DE Hruler was born near Ire
lard. Ind. In issc- He received his edu-
Gallon al Cumberland university. Tenn,
and came 10 Seattle November Is. 1875.
When Melvin c. winstoob resigned as city
attorney during the term OF Corporation
Counsel Scott. Mr. De Bruler succeeded
him. He is a good lawyer and a vigorous
prosecutor.
Yesterday afternoon city Attorney De
Eruier had a consultation with Chief az
Police Reed about the city ordinances.
Several changes will lie recommended 10
the council Al present the most imEsor-
tart step Mr.. Ire Druier has on hand il 10
lock UP the matter IF what tan he do1e
10 drive suspicious characters aud thcss
who are kne~u To tee criminals out If the
city. '"Ths present time said Mr.. De
Bsuier. rs the one that demands wide
latitude IN the handling az the criminal
classes and I &hail do what / ear "a
help chat Reed get Fiei Of the fifY-raG
element. We ao not need IL in Seattle
even IL Va are entossag a klondtke rush ;"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23
Another Pioneer Gene.

The funeral services Of Mrs Lavlna
a'lark At - jefferson street. Sunday after
aeea. marked the taSs tribute ~ another
pioneer Woman of PWset Sound. Rev. :.
q ohvem affieiatsa THE patl bearers wsfe
as fcslaWs.
Judge u II Hartford q y Alexander.
Col W. Y ksnehart - w. Ward chief
tiaFfneg kellogg. = T. T.. ard pexfer
Horton Tnierment vas made IN Lake
View cemetery
sivs csafk vas bora r. Philadelphia.
ga. Is@i. and was married 10 her sur.
wing husband in 1875 Ten years later
sha came IN tbs Pacific coast hy the
I~shsnus rQuss and Joined her husband u
Naa9ea5Bo. Ca3
During ira Csrthaa ara Fraser river
gold snlalns excitement the family came
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23
COMSTOCK WENT CRAZY.
Went late Husiness at Alaska. Cut
Dawn Prices. Lost Moaey and
Refuras q Wreck.

Three months in business AZ skagwav.
where every mans hand seems 70 lie
AGAINST his ne.2hher IN a matter Of
money. was sufficient 20 craze l.. o. Com
stock. n gooi-sooktag young man WAC for
rasrsy WAS 81 prominent whatcesu coy
tractor ard builder. HE VAS brought has k
20 Seattle yesterday on the steamer Far
alton with his mind wreck. al least far
= time. Ii bidding for wogk be had shaved
pssss too closely. and ii dark business
outlook turned his Ha4n1 Fats friends
raised money to sesgd him hack IL Is hat
com. and IA came sio~n In care % Can't
Tom Roberts. 81 ths Fssallon.
A f.~ da.s osserH leaving skaEwAy
Cafsisrcck wrste letter 90 Mai Andersen
N command 81 the Ga.saa States troops
asking thai s1iarsi ef soldiers ha esrsa1,e4i
- H9tett him fnom himself fhs~ at.
sssssssd the attention OF his frsefgds. " ho
soon seslsxsd that his mind was tempe
rsrsly aeEang@i. tsonsztesk then xaf ihA
idea that he enormously wnaifhv. bat
IN nesa OF Sc HE offered 10 pay his
fssasss 81. otaea day for she usa eT that
amount ef mnasy, ami .as vesS uaen
surprised whan oEs seesl1a enm the adj
vantage ~ sscepttug his ogtss', Toms sss< h
"a very Mild Ard sAwe $50 treshle on the
mp AR~tA ss| NTH NSEpsa-F De- saSis s0
whsts~sm for tIuse
TIE rarallan lers -kaewav "a March "a
ue - which siaae the warm weather s,if,
saasiaaei. Fars@T ". J. Cssecoran rvg-sx-ss
that frs snow ana see = FsaSlt!ag ard anal
sae odd trail 5 l.se.s 80 ao sat AIRY tuae.
We believes that Ia another week unlsss
there is a cello .eA2, winter sra~eltnw vii
- thing - sh1 PAST Packers on th~
psea tran ssH uaug wagons IS far SIS
Cansgss Tny. AMI ssests frsagw there 81 A
great many People were asfrx tse wagon
rad So LAKE n4n s@t Snd Were making
sAe tria III TVS a@Vs rurssr C~oraSAran
hsa heard % ~ srcrste over sa3s en tao
read.
aTse F@sai,ao haA sasEgAsesr <ss ssAsAen-
gers gnsm Shaggy. Juneau sn8 Nrss gel
rhsw wefs mostly business ns.n WAC have
essese ogt - s.cTeas% *as&r sss>~sS The
.esawtag we're aev "a <s~zsg.rs
Erasn sksswav~ Mrs a = fsaphs.r, ara
casa Alsa S&e7'eI a. q " Eve<~. /. a
cesnsseos Thenass wsr~s Ar.si sasassv. q
], Ssssas. y besSmAe. - ~ Matthews
A J. Raaszsss J H. NenArsx II &
sGnks~s 3 Bern. X e. gek.ey. J w
waits. CAzrtes Nt-et. +. peyl@> ". s>rgn-
ess n ;ssck
F~s=n Juneau " TaenAY. \. Sewssa.zsr
; sssts~v - Asttren
s'reEa Wraseel F. ssssse- J ~ F,.~s~~
\ u Mao p. Anzkeaw ] TeNv@x 4 A
sa&F.sess. ; q SesH } tsarv1sAsa. = a
tsAsssasaspsa. J Tf&sesest NJ nergsn ~
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pgtar
feoa Netesssan-f-. r Ce,Ass.sers. y. =
f.%s~eses.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

- far nnFsh IS Victoria, n. -. but almost
Immediately settled "a S~abAck, on Hood
canal IN Dr4abGF. isaS After living AZ
various poassss or Puget Sound. about .
years age stae family settled On lot in
Bcrea'a addition. an the corner Of SIKH
avenue and jefferson way. Seattle. De-
ceased was a member of the First Eap-
tIst church Of Seattle. There remain 70
mourn hes departure the husband. James
l.. and the youngest son. william H.
captain OF Pine street engine company, =.
r. u, residing at 81 jefferson street.:
the eldest son. James F.. residing az ai4
jefferson street. and an only daughter.
Mrs Ellen ii. Munro, residing at 2iz7
Front street
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23
MINERS orpesE sTickEEx ROUTE
Their Delegates Address the CANA
dian Senators Abonf IL.

Special Dispatch to tie pust-Fntelllgeneer
VANC0If WEIR ID. C. March = - J.
Burke. pioneer ct Alaska. WHO ieff Daw-
son Deceynber last. is here today. He
makes the statement that DIR. Mills and
IssveTnaAn sars given ts9.es by the miners
20 maze lbs trip 10 Ottawa.
a ypeciai tonight says the Dawson min-
ers' delegation addressed the senators in
opposition to the SIlckeen route which
they claim would Sniy be- Axastahse Cor ttve
as1a&8s l.syernash condemned tins mode
of selection Of lands by Mackenzie ami
Mann.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23
Funeral of Willis liise-

The funeral services over the remains OF
Willis Herr elise. son Of Mr.. and Mrs. j..
w. elise. were held Monday afternoon 1t
tbs family residence. a3 Queen Anne ave-
nus. Rev. l.. Wye. Of 81. Paufs chapel.
affaeiattng, Mrs. w II. whittiesey sang.
There WAS a large attendance. ard the
floral tributes were both beautiful and
numerous. TIE interment took place In
the family LOT In Mount Pleasant cemetery.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

Jacob Jacobson. proprietor OF the Queen
City hotel. 1ie Occidental avenue dashed
into police headquarters about l O'Clock
this morning and reported that he had Just
been robbed Of sias by woman In a box
AZ The Reception saloon. He was not in
condition 10 tell much about Ii or describe
the MUEnAE.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

will go into the nursery business on
small scale. The council has authorized
Superintendent of Parks Little To sell the
surplus stock IT the city park at the East
srn wholesale price.
Mr.. Little takes great interest in Arbor
day. and he predicts that the school chill
dren Will have a merry time. Trees will be-
furnished 10 The schools free Of cost
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

Licenses 10 wed were issued yesterday
for III. @. Sutherland t3s,. OF Pendleton,
Or. and Isabella Robertson f3sl. Of West
Superior. Wis: Fred Douglas tasl and
Florence Bell tZ3l. both Of Seattle; John
w Linn t36l and Alice A. Hannahan $50,
both OF Seattle: Louis Jorgensen 1897 and
Karen Jensen 1881. both Of Seattle.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

IT, F. Mckay. Of Port Madison. IA a guest
at the Diller.
Mrs. @. Chamberlain. OF Suohomish, Is a
guest Of the Diller.
John McInnis. merchant OF Port Gam
BILE Is in the city.
Phito Rutherford. OF Snoaualmie. Is reg
istered az the Dlller.
l.. T. Flowers. a mining man of Denver
Col. is stopping at the Dn!er.
ii. X. Lovett and wife have returned
from five weeks trip TO California
Edward Eewbegin, manager of n we'll
kEown lie insurance company. left on
Tuesdays train fer Cincinnati. Chicago
and New York.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

course - e0nHsruefkor a. the SIata*sn d
psf eastgvAFsa. s{4 sse saGneHesE AEss aTleF~
aeon Al 4sz8 o'e}e<k- 4sfea ssaEa pigsed. ,sle
STEAMER wiga operate On she man ran be-
tween Seattle and Port Anseias- The con-
traet sails Tor heF 10 he III commission BY
July !. Her name has Rot Yes GEen ss-
lsesea.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

While number az the special bargains
advertised during the past rew days have
been disposed Of. we still have several Of
fers which II Will pay those looking fer
phenomenal values 10 investigate
u. g. JOHNSTON
SIC Second Avenue Burke Building
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

As pure and wholesome stimua1t for
medicinal or family use. nothing equals
the famous old Jesse Moore whlskev
which Is indorsed as the hes. by all who
have used Ii. jesse Moore-Hunt Co, +as
Front street. san Francisco, Cal. and
louisville Ky. Sotd everywhere.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23
I.umhrr fur Nrnnxsl.

Special Dispatch TO the post-Iatei:igencsr
TACOMA. March zz--Bark Colorado IL
loading = cargo Of ~. tag feet ~ iimher
consigned 10 Wfangei. She VIII probably
sail for the north the latter part of this
week
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23
Arhor Day.

Next Friday Is Arbor day. and the city
having on hand an extra supply OF trees
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23
DIE BRULEa IN CHARGE.
Confers With CHIEF Reed Concern
Ing Cts Ordinance

Ellis De Bsuies. wso succeeds Y. b.
Rawson as city attorney. catered upon the
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

Prince Erscaltljae. 4 5-yoar~cld. wos the
Lincolnshire handicap ~ Aaa yesterday,
according IN London dispatches.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

Stephen H. Londies. OF Alton, is the lead
er of A party Of wouId-be Klondikers. who
are registered at the Hotel Northern. The
party intends 10 leave shortly for Skag-
way. and will go to the gold country over
the Whites pass.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-03-23

j. W. Smith. Of Ashland. Mass arrived
in the city yesterday and Joined the party
from Maine row registered at the Hote
Diller Mr.. Smith says that nearly every
person In the New England states i.
talking about Seattle ana the ksondike
and that many New Englanders viii short
~ arrive here.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-04-02

Ludington, Mich, Nov. l, 1897.
M. V. McInnes, Esq, Colonization Agent,
Detroit, Mich.
Dear Sir: We have just returned from
the West, and were exceedingly well pleased
with the country. We are going back to
take up our homesteads in early, spring.
We received $500 per month and board.
working for farmers, and the board was
the best we ever had-the beef and mutton
especially were excellent. The fine flavor j.
owing to the fine grasses which the cattle
and sheep feed upon. The people are very
hospitable and treat their hired help with
much kindness.
The grain is much heavier than here,
wheat being 62 lbs. to the bushel, oats 48
lbs. and barley often So lbs.
ANY man with good team and money
enough to buy provisions and seed for six
months can become rich there in five years.
Many people who arrived there five years
ago with little or nothing are well off now.
One man / met held his wheat from last
year and was offered $4,000 for this year s
crop and what he had held over from last
year, and is holding it at 81 90 per bushel.
We are going back in the spring to work for
this same farmer until seeding, after which
we will homestead between seeding and
harvest. We think we will settle on the
Manitoba & Northwestern r. r.
You can refer anyone to us for this part
Of the country while we are here and we
will cheerfully answer any questions which
anyone may wish to ask. Yours truly,
(Signed) CHAS. HAWLEY,
JOSEPH DOLA.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-04-02
ElHh ScalIOnH.

Cod or any other firm fish can be
used for this. Boil until done, take
from the water and fake to pieces with
fork. Make cup of white sauce
by cooking together a tablespoonful Of
butter and one of -four until they bub-
BILE, and adding a half pint of milk.
Stir until thick, season with pepper
and salt and it is ready. Batter pud-
ding dish, place layer of fish in the
bottom, dot it with bits of butter,
squeeze over it very few drops of
lemon juice, and moisten with a table
spoonful of the sauce. Proceed in this
way until the dish is full, pouring the
remainder of the sauce on the top
layer, strewing it with fine crumbs and
putting little pieces of butter on this
instead of on the fish. Bake covered
half an hour, uncover and brown. To
one cup of the white sauce there should
be from two to three of the fish.-Cin-
cinnati ENQUIRER.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-04-02
WOMEN AND THE WHEEL.
From the Gazette, Delaware. ohio,

The healthfulness of bicycle riding for
women is still disputed question between
eminent physicians and health reformers..
Used in moderation it surely creates for
women a means of out door exercise, the
benefit of which all physicians concede.
Used to excess, like any other pastime, its
effect is likely to be dangerous.
The experience of Miss Bertha Reed, the
seventeen-year-old daughter of Mr.. j. r.
point moral for parents who, like Mr.. and
Mrs. Reed, have experienced some concern
for their daughters who are fond of wheel
ing In the fall of 90 Miss Bertha, who had
ridden great deal, began to fail in an alarm:
ing manner. She grew steadily paler and
thinner, and it appeared she was going into
consumption. Rest and quiet did her abso-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-04-02
Rye short Cake Toast.

Mix one cup -four, one cup rye -four,
half teaspoon salt, one tablespoon
sugar, and two level teaspoons baking
powder. Add one tablespoon melted
butter and milk enough-about one
cup-to make dough that can be
kneaded and rolled. Mold it smooth,
roll out quite thin, cut into rounds and
bake quickly. While they are baking
make one cup of white sauce with one
cup hot cream or milk, one level table,
spoon each butter and cornstarch and
one-quarter teaspoon salt. When the
cakes are done split them open and lay
on dish with the hot cream over them
and serve very hot.-Boston Budget.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-04-02
GOOD ADVICE ABOUT SHINGLES.

There are tricks in all trades, and here is
one set forth by carpenter OF over fifty
years experiences:
"For roofs in this climate, with its severe
winters, give me a Michigan white cedar
single, for lasting qualities. They should
not average over five inches in width, and
none should be over eight inches wide. Such
a shingle, well nailed, will last for many
years. Ii is an interesting fact that shingles
for roofs will last longest when made from
timber grown in or near the region IN which
they are used.
1T has been found that shingles made
from cypress, while lasting for years on
Southern roofs, when used in the Northern
climate, and subjected to the severe win
tiers, disntegrate and prove unsatisfactory;
The red cedar from Oregon, while wide, and
having record on the Pacific coast for long
endurance, when laid on roofs in cold
climate and subjected to the action of frost
in winter and hot sun in summer, curl up
and are likewise unsatisfactory.
For the climate of the Northwestern
states, no shingle has proved so enduring az
that made from the white or yellow. cedar
grown in Michigan or Wisconsin. Chicago
Inter Ocean.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1898-04-02
WASN'T coNTRAoIoTIno HIM.
Bet She Made Him Cool Down Very
Quickly.


Bet She Made Him Cool Down Very
Quickly.
1t was plain to the casual observer
that something had happened to dis
please the man with high cheek bones
and chin whiskers. He was raging up
and down the waiting-room of the rural
railway station and shouting at the top
of his voice:
who is the man as scattered the re-
port around the country that / don't
do lick of work In six months an that
it's lucky fur me my wife bosses me?
Who is it?"
The crowd of loiterers who had been
sitting around the stove had dispersed
A number of them were looking
and alarm.
"Show me to 'im!" he vociferated. 81
amt goin' to be insulted an imposed on
no longer. I'm as gentle as shote
when I'm left alone. But I'm a lion
when I'm reused. That's what am"
The station master looked out from
the ticket office window, which he had
IF you were to find the person that
said it, Lem, what would you do?"
I'D show i'm what it is to stir up a
sleeping lion; that's what I'd do"
A tall woman entered the room and
exclaimed:
81 heard you was creatin' some dis
turbance down here. and thought I'd
n nd hot tla 10 10
lucky thing for you that you've got a
wife who amt afraid to boss you. An
it's only to be expected that idleness
would git you into trouble. You amt
done any work in six months. What
was that talk heard about lions?"
II was eXplainin' that there are times
when l am regular lion-an'," he re-
sumed, with very obvious and inef-
fectual effort to be fierce, II want you
to understand, madam, that / don't
want no contradiction from nobody.
When man is regular lion, you want
to look out fur i'm"
II amt a-goin' to conterdict, Lem"
she answered. But want to call your
attention to how some lions act. Do
y
Gus how the lion snorted around the
cage and roared and scared the chill
dren"
Yes. And feel like him this min
ute"
ITO be sure. But We mustn't furgit
the way that lion Gained right down an
did what he was told when a lady in
brown tights come into the cage with a
club. You kin have yer own way, Lem,
an be II lion; but don't you make no
mistake an think you're roamin'
monarch of the desert. You're circus
lion; that's what you are. An while
may not have no brown tights" she
added. as she followed him to the door,
II reckon kin manage to go ahead and
give the performance, jes' the same
Washington Star.