The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1898-11-25

olAeS anu 80 81 break neck speed and
run over innocent women and children,
ought to be correlled in the dog pound
by regiment OF Rough Riders and kept
there until their masters come for them
and take them home. Mill City bicycl-
lists ride on the sidewalk twenty iest
above the gutter, but the bicyclists here
have learned to be careful and il they do
run over anybody they will stop and say
excuse me" or Il am sorry" and 90 on
their way rejoicing.
The Telescope has q good play on
words. Among others it says George
Fish is no sucker, Walter Peacock is the
handsomest, I. Fox the slyest, Henry
Hopkins the spryest, Charles Pfeiffer the
best musician. Andy Hunt the creates,
Nimrod, Mr.. Train the swiftest, Nutsing
the easiest TO crack, the Telescope man
the greats o. astronomer, c. B. Winn the
most successful, George Wright never
does wrong, A. J. Weaver the creates,
manufacturer, II. II. Hewitt the beet
mechanic, Anderson Cannon the bieves;
gun, DR.. Hill the biggest man. Rufus
Drum the most noisy, Al SAylor the on
ly seafaring man, Julius Joseph wears q
coat OF many colors, n. NJ. Newport q
good port in storm, Thos. Brink on dan
gerous ground, ]. A Cumming the next
man you expect to see, Al Freeksen the
curio, Sam Coins always on the go, w.
A. Long the tallesf, Jack Smiley al Eays
grinning. Al Senders the errand man. Il
Taylor can give you q fit and William
Snow a reminder Of winter.
The journal says that il taken to Post &
land ''it worldn', be 9 county fair, /,
would De West Portland mercantile
exhibit"
Spain yesterday vent through iss
daily operation OF refusing to aeeede 70
the demands OF the United States. She
will get tired OF this after swhile.
The Corvallis Gszet.e is thirty-six
years old, the Oregon City Enterprise is
thiFty-four years old and the AIhanv
cENocHAT 10 thirty.four years old, prac.
tieally several years older.
II is time people quit gnilibly believing
everything tod them and biting at every
bait cast out The Ferry street plumber
Is not sucker, bus Q great many are.
A haysted entered several Tacoma
gambling houses the other night, broke
all the games, and LEFT without even buy.
ing drink He Was q m, stery and too
much even for the sure things.
Mrs. P. ]. MePhersou OF Eugene. has
received from the Emma White Seed
house OF Minneapolis. te5 prize for the
finest specimen OF pansies, the sinner
being OF the Royal Challenge variety Is
there anything Oregon cannot beat the
world in.
Carson Tocsin: Tue Oregonian an.
nounces that "Moss gathering is new
Linn county industry" :" The Orogonian
is unpardonably late In perpetratIpv this
Webfoot gem, which b 80 been pa,ent 10
ali Bunchgrassers Tor years.
What lie this. General Longs,reet
commissioner of railroads. in his repor,
on the railroads OF the United States.
recommends the construction nv ths
government and operation OF a firsf.ciasa
double-irack railroad from Kansas Citv.
NO., to San Diego. Calf. Why between
those points more than between auy
other poIntr.
The Office OF adjutant general Of Ore.
gon 10 an important one because there -
salary attanclied to IL, the only mill.
ary office in the state with & salary
hence there are several candidates for
the position. Among them are General
D: b: Tuttle, the present official, Capt.
W J. Riley, ] d. Rockafellow and l.,
y. Garrigus, all OF Portland, which wants |
the whole shooting match. There will |
oe night Tor 1t Under Governor Geer.
Corbett ana Sharkey are to fight in New |
York City tonight, before the Lennox
Hub. 1t Is curious fact ttat while the |
authorities would not allow Cor rbe,t and
hcCoy to fight they will Corbett and |
though the latter Is the expon- |
mt OF brutal tactics, while Mccoy 10 the |
most scientific tighter in the world. IL
8 not OF very much consequence who
wins. 1t is the DEMOCRATS opinion
hough that Corbett will even though |
lsndi"spped by dissipation.
The following is given In connection
With the wrecH Of the Atalanta:
"While the sailors were hanging In the
iRRing, expecting any moment to be
wept to destruction. they got to banter.
ng one another about their predicament.
me opinion was express. and concur.
d n that the only safe thing for q sail
n 10 DO when he arrives in port is TO
'eep himself toe drunk and disorderly
sail away again II was q unanimous
ote that corn and barley brine is more
igestible than that OF Old Neptune. |,
The anti.cigarette law passed by the
'st Tennessee legislature is declared con.
ttitutional in an opinion given by Judge
aldwell, OF the supreme court OF the
'ate. The opinion declares that cigarettes
re not Legitimate articles OF commerce. ]
ecause they are wholly noxioua and iel.
4 rious to health and therefors are not :
thin the provision OF the Federal con-
tuition protecting legitimate commerce.
also holds that the conventional cigar
te package 10 not an ''originsl package"
the true commercial sense, for which
reason, the Federal law has no /
1niicatiou The sale nf ci0ara.taa ha. I