Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-02-24
South Side.

life.
South Side.
There is "A woman living in our
town that refuses to listen to idle
tales. She is deaf.
There is nothing but bad roads
and mud that we can speak of that
will interest the people.
We are sorry to note that James
Kendall went to Sideview Monday
and fell of the earth.
Darlington is expecting to have
a few milliOnaires as soon as they
can 60 to Klondike and back.
James Darlington, who has been
confined to his room for the past
two weeks, is able to be out again.
The OUTLOOK looms up with an
abundance of good news and is as
pretty as a young maiden of six
teen.
The Lord doesn't look at man s
clothes when he goes to church, but
the rest of the congregation more
than make up for it.
Miss Winnie and Lottle, the
popular daughters of Rile Ingram,
after a pleasant visit near Carlisle,
returned home Wednesday.
Newt Perdleton sold two two
year-Old steers to Jim Greer for
$40 cash. Newt seems to think that
prosperity has struck the creek.
A neighbor who has had some
experience says that marriage is
like all other troubles: the people
have a good time while getting in
to it.
Ben Piersall thinks it is not
what it is cracked up to be to keep
bachelors hall and his thoughts
are now drifting to a matrimonial
channel.
If some one would muzzle Cor
bett and send Fitzsimmons to Klon-
dixie 50 that they won't write any
more letters the good people might
get some rest.
The new woman, scheming wild
ows, dirty dishwashers, blockheads,
hypocrites, two-faced idiots, old
maids, etc, were treated roughly
here on the lith inst.
A young lady scarcely out Of her
teens says she does hope by some
means it will be a means, and by
all means it should he means, for
that is exactly what she means.
1t won't be long before some long
haired poet will break into impas-
stoned song about gentle spring.
The public is hereby cautioned
against any act of violence; treat
him gently but firmly.
Gardening time will soon be here.
Shoot your chickens or put them
up. One old hen with no tan feath-
ers is capable of breaking up the
friendship between the best of
neIghbors. Better make pot pie of
her before she does it.
j. II. Bird and Catherine Hedger
walked over from the Klondike side
of Menifee, a distance of ten miles,
and were married by the Rev. Tur-
ner Spencer on the 18th Inst. The
groom seemed to be little short
of money, but told Bro. Spencer he
would pay him some time this fall.
May their joys and pleasures be
many through this life and their
troubles be "little ones"
Sam Wills was seen running
around his residence, neither naked
nor clad, barefooted nor shod, a.
shouting, whooplng and following
like Comanche Indian. His NAL
ady seeming to have struck in deep,
the neighbors, especially Jess
Moore and Edgar Darrell, were
soon on the move in a dead run,
when they heard as Sam slipped
and fell his well-known voice say
ing: "a boy my son, o my sonr
Mother and child doing well.
We once knew an editor who was
most anxious to please. One of
the methods he adopted to ascer-
tain the wishes of his patrons YVES
to send each of them a return pos
tai card on which was to be written
an answer to the query: "How
shall l run my paper?" A prize
was offered for the best answer
received. One intelligent but
plain spoken patron fired back the
postal with the endorsement: Run
it as you d--n please" The editor
examined the replies critically,
thought over the matter awhile and
inally awarded the prize to his
olain-spoken friend.
Here is a big, long sermon CON-
pressed into a dozen lines or go,
md no sermon was ever delivered
hat contained more solid truth to
he line than these. If you have a
title farm or business and are out
# debt don't fret or work yourself
nd wife to the grave for the sake
f making money. You have but
ne life to live and it is very brief
t best. Take little pleasure and
omfort as you go along day by day
nd do little good to others. A
forbid, insatiate longing to possess
he earth, to grab everything in
ight, is the foundation of more
lisery than any other one thing.
i've as you would wish to die.