The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-09-05
DooLEY ON DREYFUs.
The Philosopher Reviews the Case for
Hennessy's Benefit.

Finley p. Dunno, in Chicago Journal
II see be tn pa-apers,'' said Mr.. Dooley
that Colonel HInnery, tn man that stint me
frind,, Captain Dhry-fuss, to tn cage, has
a new thrile now
Il hope they WON'T said Mr. Hennessy
Il don't know anything about it, but I think
WELL said Mr.. Dooley 'ye'er thoughts
elusive. as Darsey said to tn Pollack that
thought he cud lick him. Ye nave Fright
to yeer opinyon an yen hold it anyhow,
whether We have fright to it or not. Like
most Nv yeer fellow-citizens, ye start i'm
partial. Ye don't know anything about tn
case. If we knew anything ye'd not
They'se niver been a matther come up in
my time that tn American people was so
ss eae hFsg arr about not th So
but they'Se not a poliShman in this coun-
thry that can't tell We JUS where Dhry-fuss
was whin tn remains iv tn poor girl was
cret. If twas an open thrile an We heerd
tn testimony an knew tn language an
be puzzled an not care a rush whether
Dhry-fuss was naked in a cage or takin
tay with his uncle at tn Benny Birth Club.
cap done tn shootin' or not. He was cer-
tainly in tn neighborhood whin tn fire
started, an tn polls dug up quite a lot Nv
thing to SUSPECT a man iv doin a job an
another thing to prove that he didn't Me
frind lola thinks he's innocint, an he
raised tn divvle at tn thrile, I've heerd.
Whin tn judge come up on tn bench an
opined TIL coort, lola was settin' down be-
low with tn lawyers. Let US ro-ceed
to tn thrile iv tn haynious monsther Cap
Dhry-fuss, he says. Up jumps lola an
says he in F'rinch: 'Jackuse, he says, which
is hell OF a name thing to say to amy
man. An they thrun him out. Judge
SAYS tn attorney FIR tn definse, an gintle-
men iv tn jury. he says. 'Ye're liar
know s t. Re says III decision " tn coort
divvle's own island FIR tn r-rest " ye'er
testimony he says. Call all tn witnesses
at wanst, he says. an lave thin have 1t
out on tn tiure, he says BE this time lola
had come back, an he jumps up an says
he: 'Jackuse.' he says. An they thrun him
out
that whin this thrile is over intind,' he
says to wait outside, he says, an hammer
with these few remarks l will close he
saws TIL coort,' says tn judge. is always
r-ready to defind tn honor ~ France. he
saws AN if larned counsel will con-sint' he
saws to step up here FIR a minyit, ne says.
.th' coortn put a sthrangle hold on him
that'il not do him a bit iv good. he says:
An he SAYS Here's me OF frind, Pat tn
clam he says Pat. what dye know about
this case?' he says. None iv yeer bust.
ness says pa III eoort Jacse man saws avn
Zola firm tn dureway An they thrun him
out. Can Col Hinnery.' says tn, coort.
Is clear. Can forged tn viii. TIL coort
will now adjourn f'r dools,. an. all ladin'
officers Nv tn ARMY not in disgrace all
eide he says. 'Jackuse.' says Zoia, an
started FIR tn woods. pursued be his fell
low-editors. He's of somewhere in three
now hollerin' .Jackuse' at ivry wan that
passes sufferin' martyrdom FIR his country
an writin' now an thin about it all.
That's all l know about Cap Dhry-fuss'
case, an that's all amy man knows. We
didn't know as much. Hinnissy. till ! told
We. I don't know whether Cap stole tn
dog or not"
whats he charged with?" Mr. Hen
messy asked in bewilderment
I'll niver tell We" said Mr.. Dooley. Its
too much to ask
We'll anyhow said Mr. Hennessy,
"he's guilty, We can bet on that"