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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
GOSSIP OF TITLED FOLK.

Queen Victoria paid two visits to
Cowes during the regatta week, cir
cumstance that has not occurred In
many years.
The crown prince Of Siam Is going In
for all things English. even fishing and
athletics. He has been fishing near
Newburgh. and when he heard Of the
highland games to be held there Of
fered q prize for highland dancing.
Baron Nathaniel de Rothschild has
left Kiel for st. Petersburg In his
steam yacht Veglia and intends to visit
Stockholm and Copenhagen before re-
turning to the Mediterranean. Baron
Nathaniel is entertaining q party Of
friends on board the veglia.
The duke Of York has an interesting
collection Of quaint baby pictures. He
b always amused by funny pictures Of
little folks, and to his store he has
lately added one Of the posters Of q
famous infants food. which represents
one baby crying for the dainty. while
another, who has it, 10 radiant with
happiness. Mechanical toys are also
very interesting to the duke Of York.
and many quaint and comical novelties
Of this kind are bought by him for lit
tie Prince Eddy.
The queen of Denmark is In much
better health, but her condition Is pre-
carious and causes, great and constant
anxiety to her family. Queen Louise
latter rising late) with her daughters
In the garden saloon at Bernstorff
castle, where they play to her by turns.
In the afternoon the queen takes q
long drive Of several hours, being &C
companied In her carriage either by
one Of her daughters or by the king Of
the Hellenes. There have been sew
eral dinner parties at Bernstorff. the
queen being usually present.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
LITERARY NOTES.

It is said that George Moore has al
most finished a sequel to Evelyn In
nes."
Miss Frances Forbes Robertson, q
sister of the eminent English actor
who has long been associated with
Mrs. Patrick Campbell, has made q
distinct hit with her book, "The Po-
tentate." which was recently published
in London. She comes of a remark
able family. Her brothers, Johnston,
Ian and Norman, are first-class actors.
Leonard is a violinist and Eric q pain
ter, while one of her sisters is q minia-
ture painter.
Gladstone's private library at Ha-
warden castle contained 5000 volumes,
which related chiefly to works on Hoo
mer, Dante. Shakespeare. and every
theological work of any value pub
iished since the premier was a collie
gian. This does not account for all
the books which had come into the
great statesman's possession, but just
his working library, as he once made
a calculation that he had purchased
over IS, 1000 volumes.
An interesting unpublished poem by
Alfred de Musset has been discovered
among De Musset's manuscripts. 1t
is a sonnet addressed to the moon, and
therefore headed Luna" The SON.
net ends with the following fanciful
image, which, roughly translated, is:
Seeing your white fingers mark the
green cloth of my curtains. I ask you,
dear one, whether perchance you have
not let your glove fall upon my open
window" This sentence forms the
concluding half Of the sestett.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
A BAD BARGAIN.

had Bargain.
"Look at her, said Jabbs, as he
Jumped from his bicycle at the corner
where half a dozen of his friends we're
watching the procession of wheelmen.
There's a daisy for you. Regular
beauty! All the latest Improvements;
no chain and strong without being
heavy. Nobody has better wheel
and it fits me just as though it was
made to measurements"
cit is a fine one," admitted one OF
the crowd. "Must have set you back
a good deal for it."
That's where you're of. I'm too
fly to pay $10O for riding machine.
Hain't she a dandy? And just among
ourselves, she cost me exactly $11.60."
'No!'
that's right. If there's bargain
lying round loose anywhere you can
bet I'll find it. Nice looking young
fellow was going through here on
tour. He went lame in one Deg and
stayed at the hotel, thinking that he
would come out all right again. He
didn't, became discouraged, ran short
on cash, and finally offered me the
wheel if I'd buy him a ticket home.
Jove! but she's corker. You fellows
better let me buy your wheel for you"
Just at this point two detectives
came along. One of them took look
at Jabbs' wheel, went by. made band
wagon turn and returned. examined
the wheel, compared the number with
one in his notebook, called his COM
panion, and the two led the daisy"
OF between them to the station-house.
Jabbs swore copiously and made
bold start to get out a writ OF re-
plevin, but he thought better OF it.
and is now hunting the fellow he made
the deal with.-Detroit Free Press.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
Won . Fortune by Ills Art.

"They say art doesn't pay in this
country, but know of a case where it
did"
Go on; give us the specifications"
'You remember Spiegelham? Old
Gottrox hired him to give his daughter
lessons with the brush; she fell in love
with the artist; they were married, and
the old man has forgiven them"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
A Collection of Choice Witticisms, Original
and Selected.

At Last.
There's a glimmer of Joy through the
vapors that roll
To darken the husbandman's day;
A sweet reinsurance falls soft DER his
soul;
A trust has monopolized hay.
IT'S true that no benefit he may derive
From the price which consumers
must pay,
But pride in his calling must certainly
thrive
Since trust has mcnopolized hay.
For gold bricks and green goods avens-
ed he will be
And he'll carol content and gay
With excusable glee as he pauses to see
How the public is buncoed on hay.
Washington Star.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
WESTWARD HO!
Information for tho Traveller.

Whenever the traveller, tourist or bust
ness man is westward bound he must not
fail to travel via the Rio Grande West
ern railway-"Great Salt Lake Route"
1t is tho only transcontinentai line pass
ing directly through Salt Lake City. and
in addition to the glimpse it affords of
the Temple City. the Great Salt Lake
and picturesque Salt Lake and Utah VAL
ley. it offers choice of three distinct
routes through the mountains and the
most magnificent scenery In the world.
The Rio Grande Western railway is just
as. popular in winter as in summer.
On all Pacific Coast tourist tickets
stop-overs are granted at Denver, Colo
RADIO Springs. Manitou. Leadvilfe. Glen.
wood Springs. Salt Lake City, Ogden and
other points of interest. Double daily
train service and through Pullman and
Tourist sleeping cars between Denver
and San Francisco and Los Angeles.
For illustrated pamphlets descriptive Of
the Great Salt Lake Route" write p.
Copeland. General Agent. Owings Build
ing. Chicago. or +. A. Wadleigh, General
Passenger Agent, Salt Lake City.
- -
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
Tho Lessona Of the War.

1--WE are considering plans," began
the Spanish Official, "for the construc-
ton of a new navy that will eclipse
anything the world has known. The
vessels will be so light as to have a
speed of forty knots an hour. This
speed will be attained by the marvel
GUS nghtness of the vessels, and the
lightness will be due to the fact that
they will carry neither guns nor ar
NOR of any description"
"Well. er-er-how would they be
able to do much damage to an enc
my?":
:: ;"oh.: that's matter Of no import
ance. The beauty of the scheme Is,
How would an enemy be able to do any
damage to them Fudge.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

> An enduring fame is one stamped BY
- judgment Of the future: Of that
1nture which dispels illusions ana
GmAshes idols into dust. Little Of what
= criminal, little of what is idle can
endure even the first touch of the or
deal: It seems as though this purgins
power, following at the heels Of man
and trying his work, were q witness
and = harbinger upon earth It the
great and final account
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
Felt n Draught.

Peters had been frozen to death in
the Klondike and the body was re-
ceived at. his home in due course OF
time. His relatives decided to have
him cremated. After the body had
been in the furnace short time one
Of the attendants opened the door 20
see If it was done, when all present
were shocked to hear these words:
Here, close that door; I feel
draught." fudge.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

They Meet Again at the Seashore.
She-"Why, yes. Nearly two years"
She-I know that. Lots Of people
say So"
She-"P'r'aps. P'r'aps not-p'r'aps."
She-"Dont you worry about him.
What about her?''
she-"Oh! Really. Well, it doesn't
matter anyway"
Shelves. Quite lonely. Water. wa
ter everywhere and not a soul in
sight"
She-"No, certainly mott"
She-"Because I'm older now, and
wiser"
She-"Eow dare you? Oh! :"
INTERVAL.
She-"Oh! come here every after
noon about this time, dear."-Pick-Me-
Up.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
True

II wish was GIRL" said Bobbfe.
"Why do you wish that?" asked his
father.
'Oh, then I wouldn't have to bother
about thinking what I'll be when I'm
q man. -Me-Up. ..-.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
Rather Calling.

Rather Calling.
miss Mcpherson served Mihley in
miserable way the other night"
Il haven't heard of it. What did she
do?"
"Why, he wrote poem in which ne
set forth her charms ard his love for
her, and then when he called, the next
evening, she sung it to him before COM
pany, to the tune of The Banks Of TIA
Wabash, Far Away"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO. l..
1.CCAS COUNTY "

LUCAS COUNTY,
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he n the
senior partner OF the firm Of F. ]. Cheney Co..
Doing business in the City OF Toledo, County
md State aforesaid and that said firm viii pay
IL sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use OF Halls Catarrh Cure
FRANK j. CHENEY
8voru to before me and subscribed in my
presence this 9th day Of December, A. D. 1885
(SEALj A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public
HILLS Catarrh Cure IS taken internally. and
nets directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
a the system. Send for testimonials, free.
- CHENEY & CO, Toledo u
Sold by Druggists. sc.
Halls Family Pills are the test
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
Read the Advertisements.

You will enjoy this publication much
better if you will get in the habit OF
reading the advertisements; they will
afford most interesting study and
some excellent bargains. Our adver-
tisers are reliable, and send what they
advertise.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
Catching II In All Directions.

Teacher-"And now can any little
boy or girl tell me the name of the
man who cried because he had no
more worlds to conquer?" No re-
spouse. Cant any little boy or girl
remember? Try and think. 1t begins
with A." Shrill voice from back OF
room: 81 know! It's Alger.
land Plain Dealer
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
The American Boy" Battleship.

The Amer1can Boy" BattIesh1p.
Every American hopes our schoo,
boys will be successful in their efforts
TO raise So, coo, COO to be used in build.
ing battleship. It costs great sums
to bald warship, but you can build
up your health with Hostetter's Stom-
ach bitters at small expense. This
remedy is for all stomach, liver and
bowel disorders.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

At forty q man doesn't think he
knows As much as he thought he knew
at twenty, but he knows he knows
more.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

When public official imagines him
self big gun it's time to fire him.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

When school teacher appears with
a new ring on her finger, there is so
much excitement among the other
teachers that the bad boys have holt
day.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

No man. should scold his wife Tor
keeping plants in winter when leaving
the window open on a cold night will
have more effect than cross words. j.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

Even the kangaroo is unable to KEEP
pace with the bounds of possibility.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

It's all right to pray for the things
you want, but it's a good idea t. work
1or the things you actually need.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

There are no professional woman di.
vers. 1t is impossible to talk under
water.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
Cruel.

why does Bunts go around with
his hair pulled down over his forehead
and his shoulders all hunched up? 1t
makes him look like monkey"
Il know It. Some one who had q
grudge against him once told him that
he looked like Napoleon, and he b.
lieved it."
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

When q man goes down town on Sat-
urday night his wife has less money
for the bargain counter Monday morn
ing.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

Repentance does rot always accom-
plish reform; q lop cared hound looks
ashamed because of every theft, and is
always stealing.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

Was there ever: a wonaln SO good
that she vas truthful in her Warmth
in inviting friends to: yisit her. :s $500. a.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

A young lady seldom tires of trying
to convert Il bachelor to the annexa-
ton theory.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

There are not many people smart
enough to tell the difference between
hoodoo and mascot. &C..
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

If there is honor among thieves there
should be some among politiciafis.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

Ibelieve Piso's Cure is tho only medicine
that will euro consnmption.--Anna IL.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

Some actors imagine that the only
thing necessary to become an Irish
comedian is to put whiskers under
their chins.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

The man who says he hates liza,
often merely lacks self-esteem.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

No one with proper pride will admit
that he is physical wreck save in .
suit for damages.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

An old bachelor says he never mar
ried because he was always lucky in
love-
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A girl doesn't trouble herself much
about the superiority of the pen or the
sword; it's the uniform that catche.
her eve.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

When it comes to rheumatism and
neuralgia q man has no choice.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

The man who sows the seed of dis
content always harvests crop of trou
hlp
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

MRS. WinsIovv's Soothing syrup
For children tcething softens the gums nna
alton, aays pain, wind collie. - cents bottle
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

Some girls are like brown sugar
sweet but unrefined.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

If there is any luck in . horseshoe il
must be hard luck.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

A man. when he has no opportunity
to do wrong, is fully as good as any
woman
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
Characteristic.

The Visitor (viexing the new baby
do you think he is going to resemble
his father ?"
The MotheT-I shouldn't be sur
prised. He keeps me up every night
Ally Sloper.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

Love never begins to come home to
. man till he begins to come home to
love.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

TO CURE "A GELD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money II It fails to cure.
DC. The genuine has L. b @ on each tablet
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

Show q man another man who looks
like him and he will think the other
fellow is too ugly for a resemblance
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

If q cat has niue lives a fiddle should
have more strings.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

If a men is satisfied with himself he
6nds others awfully disappointing.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

Pupil-What, in your opinion, pro-
lessor. Is the most difficult mathemat-
ical problem?
Poor Professor (grimly)-Trying to
make both ends meet, my dear sir
Ally Sloper.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

A mans reputation is his capital;
woman's capital is her reputation.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

II you would enjoy much scatter
much enjoyment.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
An Honest Mans Reply.

An Honest Mans Reply.
She gazed into his honest face
And sighed, "Ah, you have told
Me that to hear my voice is bliss:
But, oh, I pray you, tell me this:
Will you love me when I'm old?"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

There is such a thing as being too
persistent at times.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

If a man does nothing he does worse
than nothing.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

There is no revenge so bitter or 20
lasting as the revenge of a lover.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
Not Ready for sacrifice,

The doctor would like to see you
inside" said the maid to the caller
In the reception-room.
Not much" said the startled pa
tent, ''he can't try an X-ray on M
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
Heroic Treatment.

Molly-How are you going to reform
him?
Dolly-Marry him.
Molly-Goodness! Does he need
such heroic treatment as that?
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
she Wlehsa IL Tea

Adoring One lin lavender kids and
. blue scarf)e Oh. how wish I were
IfhAe book you clasp % lovingly!
0oAHow. I wish you were, 50 that
I eou3d shut ron up5AIly Sloper.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
CONSULTING AWOMAN.
Mrs. Pimkham's Advice Inspires
Confidence and Hope.

Examination BY . male physician b
. hard trial to . deicately organized
woman.
She puts It of as long Is she dare.
and is only driven to It by fear Of can
Ger, polypus, or some dreadful Ill.
Most frequently such q woman leaves
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

The ducks you kill, but can't find,
don't count.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

This con6-
ton Of the
nddestroys
the effect Of
advice; aud
she grows
worse rather
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

He was guileless. honest man,
And. in his truthful way,
Replied: at seems COMPOUNDED queer
That you should ever doubt it, dear.
Since I prove it every day" '...:-~
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24
A. d. 1875.

A. d. 1925.
''The Todhams. I understand, are
very distinguished people,"
Distinguished?
"Well. perhaps. that isn't the proper
word, exactly. Extraordinary would
probably be better. They haven't had
q divorce on either side Of the family
Tor tWo generations back"
CO0AftSooal
He-Would you scream II I were
% put my arms around your" She
IN would depend upon whether any
body VA looking or not
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1898-11-24

. physicians omcs
where she has un-
dergone . critical
examination with
snimpression, more
or less, of discour-
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1898-08-10
Surprise Party.

The DISPATCH force was greatly con-
soled for the warm weather and its dis
tress by Short Bros. of the Wadsworth
Bottling Works being c~onsiderate of the
printer and dropping in with a box well
filled with a choice assortment of iced
fluids directed to the editor, the lead
singers and the devil. The %non-intoxi-
cants were contrawise named for the de-
vii and if anybody misses the paper to-
night he can draw his W conclusions.
The assortment was varied and the
quality superfine like all the goods put
up by Short Bros, who now have a
splendid trade built up by square deal
ing and good goods. They are the
agents for Pabst beer which has a world
wide reputation. Here's luck!
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Our Combination.

For the benefit of our subscribers the
WADswoRTH DISPATCH has made a COM
bination with the San Francisco Bulie-
tin by which both papers will be, sent
by mail one year for $3.50, paid in ad-
ance. Both papers will be semi six
months for 1925, three months for 81 rs,
or rs cents per month by mail or carrier.
The Bulletin gives the full Associated
Press and leased wire news to subscrib-
ers throughout the county sixteen hours
ahead of the San Francisco morning
papers, and by this combination we have
made the two papers cost . triae more
than the regular subscription price of
one The only requirement is that sub
scriptions be paid in advance and there
will be no deviation from this rule I'M
less delivered by carrier.
Try the combination for three months
and we are satisfied that you will renew
at the expiration of that time. Address,
with cash,
WADswoRTH DISPATCH,
Wadsworth, Nevada.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1898-08-10
Rev. BeIIam's House Burned.

About hall past seven O'Clock Monday
evening as Miss Winnie Bellam vent to
light a coal oil lamp in her room at
home, the lamp exploded and in doing
so set fire to a sleeve OF her dress. She
ran down stairs into the yard screaming
and rolled in the dirt. Mrs. Epperson,
VIM. Givan and son and several others
were attracted by the young lady's cries
and were soon on the spot. They threw
dirt on the burning clothes, put out the
flames, and carried the fainting girl to
the residence of Mr.. Givan, where she
now is. In the meantime Billy Enright,
Will Clay and Geo. Macpherson had
sounded the fire alarm and gotten out the
hose. As rapidly as they worked the
flames were pouring through the win
dows of the second story and lighting up
the town when the water was turned on.
The boys soon had two powerful streams
of water on the fire, but had to fight
hard for an hour before being sure that
the frame of the house would be saved.
As it is a few articles OF furniture were
saved but the greater part is destroyed
or badly damaged by fire and water.
Mr.. Bellam's loss is about $500 with
no insurance.
Miss Winnie is burned rather serious
ly on the right side and about the neck
and it will be some time before she will
be able to be around. 1t seems that
only her presence of mind in acting as
she did saved her life.