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TOMORROW THE DAY.
Continued from first page.)

branches of the Government by seeking
in this manner to interfere with the free
exercise of the judment of the two
Houses of Congress. To the credit of
the country he it said that from every
town where these peace-at-any price tele-
grams came from there came also red
hot messages OF approval of the course
pursued by that element in both Houses
that has come to be known as the lin
surgents."
Senator Foraker received quite num-
Der of both sorts and was in particularly
caustic mood last night Here is one
message | have received" he said. (which
urges me to stand by the firm and wise
policy of the President
The times., 1898-04-05
ube zsA.uusa ai,s,es

SUBSCRIPTION RATES,
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The A. j. Fuller has hauled in TO
Brewers wharf.
The Martha Davis is now at Brewer
wharf taking on sugar as rapidly N
possible.
The Morning Star has hauled out IN
tn the stream after having discharged
her cargo of fire wood and curlos.
The James Makee, Kauai and Noeau
are all expected in from kauai portS
with full loads of sugar this morning
The purser of the Mariposa had
million and half dollars of Austraha
pold in his care for San FRANCISCO
consignees.
The Kaena came in from Oahu ports
Yesterday morning without any trelgne
and will sail again for Wa1alua ports
this forenoon.
The Andrew Welch has hauled over
m tine Fort street wharf where she Will
continue to discharge her cargo OF gem
eral merchandise.
The Hawaii, Kilauea Hou and Lehua
of The wilder fleet are very busy carry
ing sugar to iHilo for the various YES
sells there at the present time.
The Claudine brought the news thaE
tba Stetson was all loaded with sugar
ready to sail to New York but that tnt
cantain had decided to wait Tor the
news of expected war between lne
United States and Spain.
Director G. c. Beckley OF the WlIue-
s. S. Co. and his corps of assistants WI
90 back on the Hinau today. IN
steamer is at present at the WIue
wharf taking on freight ready ior ue
parture on her regular route FRIDAY
The O. s. S. Mariposa, Hayward com
mander, arrived in port shortly after
a. m. yesterday from the Colonies an
sailed again for San Francisco in tn
afternoon. Purser Walton MADE IN
following report: Sailed from Sydney
IAnril II: arrived at Auckland on tn
*. sailed from Auckland on the 10; al
rived at Apia on the 20; sailed froI
Apia on the 20; arrived at Honolulu o.
the 27; hard head winds during entlf
voyage.
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Steering Gear Cranky.

The CIaudine had a narrow escape
Yesterday morning at about 2 O'Clock
while nearing Maalaea, Maui. She was
headed right toward land and went to
make the turn when it was found that
the steering gear refused to work. OF
course there was CONSERVATION at once,
as the ship was in danger.
The officers and crew were rushing
about the decks looking for the cause
of the trouble, when Purser Beckley
came to the rescue and found that the
bass drum Of WilHson's circus was
caught in the chain just outside his
room. 1t did not take him long to cut
the ropes and reduce the drum to q
collapsed mass. The steamer was then
able to make the turn.
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The Circuit Court Panel for the
May Term.

May Term.
Following is the list Of HaWaiians
and foreigners from which juries for
the Circuit Court term to open next
week will be chosen:
Hawaiian-Jos. Richard, R. Kamaka,
r K. Rathburn, J. NOhunOhu, G. h.
Smitbies. Alani Maka, VIM. Kauuku,
John D. Holt, Jr., J. w. Brown, G. L.
Hopkins. John KawaakanO, Sol. H. Ka-
hiapo, J. w. Humeku, c. b. Dwight,
p H. Kahau, E. NJ. Jones, G.. S. Moku-
ahi, G.. X Male, c. A. Wills, John
Padaken, Levi Maihiai, D. A Kaiolo,
VIM. Smith, John Crowell, Ben Paakai,
D. Haumea, Kahololio, Geo. c. Allen,
S. M. Kamakau, NJ. K. Keohokalole.
Alex. Kahoalu, John Wallace, Sam.
Kapoi, JOS. Morse, Isaac Adams, J. n
Kanaulu.
Foreign-J. J. Egan, Chas. S. Weight
| Chas Ramsay, Alex. Larnach, X. w
| Cathcart, Henry Gehring, Carl Willing
| NJ. M. Costa, c. NJ. V. Forster, Z. l.
| Doyle, C. L. Clement, A. E. Murphy
| c. CharlOck, G. w. Kiester, j. Very
H. T. Waity, c. McGrew, Fred. Philip
B. F. Beardmore, J. J. Locker, ]. F
! G. Hagen, c. B. Ripley, j. L. Torbert
| c. II. w. Norton, VIM. Templeton, r
O White A. L. Clark, Chas. E. Trash
er. e. Hammer, F. J. Turner, L. G
Ables. H. F. Wichman, Excused
abroad. Geo. Farr, Chas. Phillips, VIM
Fetter. w. w. Chamberlain.
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GIVE YOURSELF WEIGHT.

Don't give yourself away by accept
ing any Of the inferior brands Of beer.
Be onto yourself and insist on getting
Rainier" and you will be looked upon
as being intelligent and up-to-date,
especially if you patronize the Favor
tie Saloon.
w. M. Cunningham, Proprietor OF
this weu-known resort, has been IN
the business for many years, and Is a
connoisseur in liquors. His establish
ment is always orderly, and, with the
services of his assistant, Mr.. Thomp-
son. customers are promptly supplied
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IMPORTS.

From the Colonies, per o. S. s. Mari n-
nosa April 27.-63 bags gunnles' $40
ngks. onions, chest tools 81 phgs;
p p9dse 70 SKIS. potatoes, % cs, lines .
his leather. % bxs. apples, consigned
~ NJ " q Irwin & Co., Castle & Cooke
McChesney & Sons, ii. May q 70, 90 .
Patrick, G.. Andrews, agents y. .. % w.
J. T. Waterhouse, p. u. CalndrlloS'
From Maui and Hawaii ports pei
stmr. Claudine, April 27.-6,95O oags
sugar. 352 bags coffee, 1926 bags PoUa.
toes sc bags corn, "a bdls. hides, {,
5ogs so head cattle, 16 horses, COW
10 tons circus material and lSo pK9S
SundrieS.
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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
First Circuit, Hawaiian Islands.
Tn Probate. In the matter OF the
Estate of BEATRICE M. G. LUCE,
Minor.
On reading and filing the petition
of w. S. Luce, the Guardian OF Beatrice
M G. Luce. a minor, praying for an
order for license to mortgage certain
real estate belonging to the said WARD
on Willie street, Honolulu, BENG an
undivided half interest in the home
stead Of Mary E. Luce, deceased con-
sisting of 1.SS acres, with the improve
ments thereon, being a portion or Apa-
ma 1 and 2 of r. P. 1854, and setting
forth certain legal reasons why such
real estate should be mortgaged.
IT is hereby ordered, that the next
of kin of the said ward and all per
SONS interested in the said estate, ap-
near before this Court on TUESDAY
the Bird day of May, A. D. 1898, at II
o'clock a. m. at the Court Room o.
This Court. in Honolulu, Oahu, then anc
there to show cause why an order
should not beg ranted for the mortgage
| of such estate. 1000
Dated Honolulu, H. l., April 10, 1890
By the Court:
GEORGE LUCAS,
.ooe 1o+ Clerk.
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Profitable Returns

Are what business men
have a right to expect from
well managed legitimate en-
terprises. Hundre dS fail
where one succeeds, not from
want of merit in the goods
offered for sale, but because
of a lack of the right kind of
knowledge as to what their
customers require.
With me, | study the con-
ditions for a long time before
investing my money in car
riages or harness, and when
at last | find what is desired
| scour the market OF the
United States from San Fran
cisco to the Atlantic ocean.
! if necessary, to get good
goods, made by responsible
houses, at figures that war
rant placing them before the
public at a figure within rea-
son and still allowing me ;
fair margin.
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ARRIVALS.
Wednesday, April Y.

wednesday, April z.
o S. S. Mariposa, Hayward, from the
Colonies.
stmr. Claudine, Cameron, from Maui
and Hawaii ports.
Stmr. Kaena, Mosher, from Oanu
ports. s, no
Stmr. Upolu, Hellingsen, from ma
wall ports.
Stmr. Mokolii, Bennett, from MoIo-
kai. Lanai and Maui.
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PASSENGERS.
Arrivals.

From the Colonies, per o. S. S. Mari
Dosa. April 27.-Capt. ]. A. King, DIT.
Gibbon, G. Ford, n. Nelson, ). Fat
rick.
From Maui and Hawaii ports, per
stmr. Caludine, April 27.-Dr. whitney
Mrs. "A. L. Lingle, Mrs. Gallagher a: -
Campbell and wife, T. S. SouthWlckl
Miss ]. Pullar, l. Rubinstein, c. H.
Brown. Miss M. Lo, C. "A. Galbraith, G.
Rodick. ]. II. Porteous, E. c. CornyeIl
Miss A. Mechalitschke, A. Meoaalitscke'
DIR. ]. Haas. J. A. Scott, wife and three
children. Mrs w. G. Rowland and two
children. p. Peck, Capt. j. q. BAKER
Mrs. c.. H. Eldredge, Miss %. Eddreuge
A. Krans, C. T. Amana, w. BerloWltz
Mrs X. Merseberg, Bishop Willis and
how. II. p. Baldwin, Miss M. KeaWe, u
III. Davis. Mrs. st. Leon and three chii
dren. b. Willison, wife and two emil
dren and 126 deck passengers.
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KODehQneD0 Lodge Of Perfection.

Kamehameha Lodge of Perfection,
No. /. A. & A S. r., will hold regular
meeting at Masonic Temple, at 7:3O
THIS Thursday EVENING.
Election of Officers.
C. L. CRABBE, Secretary.
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FOR LEASE.

For a long term of years, the desir-
able Pauoa pasture land, comprising
about 400 acres. About II acres fenced;
level land on good road, suitable for
dairy houses and sorghum. The only
ranch land adjoining Honolulu. Rea-
sonable terms to responsible party. In
spectfon solicited. Inquire Of
c. w. BOOTH, Tel. 494.
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AT MRS. DECISIONS OFFICE,

Woman's Exchange, you can have
good shampoo. Take your hair COMP
ings there to be made into a switch
Z-onr soiled Panama or straw mats
Gloves. ribbons, etc, TO be cleaned;
also dresses, sponged and pressed
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TENNIS ASSOCIATION.

THE HAWAIIAN TENNIS ASSOCl-
,ATION will hold a meeting on Friday
next at 5 o'clock p. m. at the clun
bouse of the Pacific Tennis Club.
GEO. C. POTTER,
President.
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SITUATION WANTED.

BY A YOUNG MAN; AN EXPERT
enced accountant. Position in Homo
lulu or immediate vicinity PREFERRED
Best recommendations.
Apply, G' u
Hawaiian Gazette Office.
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DEPARTURES.

"Wednesday, April 27.
O. S. S. Mariposa, Hayward, for san
Francisco.
Stmr. Mokolii, Bennett, for Molokal'
Lanai and Maui ports.
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FROM SYDNEY, WELLINGTON N.Z.. SUNA
For Victoria and Vancouver tB.C'G

Through tickets Issued from Homo
lulu to Canada, United States ana hu-
rope. ~
For Freight and Passage and all gen.
eral information, apply to
THEO. H. DAVIES & CO., Id, Gen. ACTS.
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Departures.

For San Francisco, per stmr. Mari
noso AnriI 27-J. w. Colville and wife,
Miss Pullar, Mrs. J. A. Scott, three oall,
- dron and maid. e. P. Danford, Jr., ana
1+ifa Mrs. e. P. Danford, ST., ana
daughter, Mrs. J. c. Kirkpatrick' MISS
S S5erllands Mr.. and Mrs. Kitchell, A.
nTichaIitscke and daughter, A. K. Nick
els, o. D. Williamson, Miss RANKIN
Miss Burbank, J. Sumner, Miss A. "A!
Palmer. Miss Levan, Mrs. u. M. Prl Ct
and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. H. h
smith. j. G. Duncan, r. B. Sheridan
DIR. J. Haas.
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Your Grocer

doesn't want to sell you lOw-price baking powder
1t is your fault You ask for it There IS no
good low-price baking powder; 50 he sells you
bad GOT
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MARRIED.

this city April
%, 1898, by the Rev. Father Gle
ment, P. F. Ryan and Diana VOL
tiers, both of this city.
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WHARF AND WAVE.

DIAMOND HEAD SIGNAL o1A
TON. April 27, 10 p. m.-The weather
is clear; wind light, N
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LOST.

ON FORT ST, BETWEEN Mt1tt-
chant and Hotel, 3 pieces manuscript
yellow paper).
Finder will please return to this
office.
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WANTED. OAHU SUGAR STOCK.

PARTIES HAVING OAHU SUGAR
plantation Stock for sale paid-up or
assessable. give number Of shares and
nrice asked. Address:
&c. L. c." (Private),
Care Advertiser Office.
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MEETING NOTICE.
ROOMS AND BOARD.

FURNISHED ROOMS AND BOARD
can he had at 225 Punchbowl street.
White cook. ,,.>-
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Canadian-AuStralian Royal Mall
Steamship Company.

Steamers of the above line, runnln1
in connection with the CANADIAN
PACIFIC RAILWAY COMPANY pc
tween vancouver. B. c., and Sydney'
n. S. w, and calling at Victoria. d. vs.
Honolulu. Suva (FijD, and Wellington
II. o., are
DUE AT HONOLULU
On or about the dates below stated We
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NOTICE.

Choice Thoroughbred White
Leghorn Eggs - suitable for
Matching = for sale.
c. F. HERRICK.
p. 0. Box 400.
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Due al HONOLULU

or about the dates below stated. viz;
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1898-11-10
st Standard Drills, 5 Gents Per Yard.
A Language for tho Learncdo

The following illustration of a
child's spelling lesson, and her apt
conclusion in regard to the ortnog-
raphy of the English language, is
taken from the New York Times:
"Spoll toes" said the mother, who
was teaching her little daughter,
seven years old, to spell.
"T-o-z-e," answered the child.
"No, dear; that's not right. Toes
spells toes"
"But it sounds like t-o-z-e."
"I know it, but you cannot go by
the sound"
"Then, in order to enforce the
proposition, the mother called upon
her daughter to spell frozc.
"F-r-o-e-s," said the child.
"No, you're wrong ag*jn. This
time we do use the u, and spell the
word f-r-o-z-c."
"IIuh !" exclaimed the child.
"Now spell rose," said the mother.
The child hesitated. Finally, she
said 81 don't know whether to say
r-o-H-e or r-o-e-s,"
"Spell it r-o-s-c," said the mother,
"though there is another word pro-
nounced just like it that's spelled
r-o-e-s. That word is the name of
the spawn of Gshes."
The child looked perplexcd.
"Just one word more," said the
mother. "Tell mo how you spell
blows"
"Wcll," said the little girl, who
had quite enough nonsense, as she
viewed it, from her mother, and had
suddenly made up her mind to pay
back in kind, ~ spell it three ways.
I spell it b-l-o-s-e fov breakfast,
b-l-o-e-s for dinner and b-l-o-z-e for
supper.
IS spell it b-l-o-w-s," said the
mother.
The child was silent fGy q minute
as if wrapped iii thought; ti,en,
looking mp, she solemnly remarked !:
81 think, mamma, the English Ian
guage was made for people very,
very we'll educated"
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1898-11-10
CalhOun's Vision.

Way back in the SOS the Hon. John
q. Calhoun made n tour on horse
back and on foot across tho noun
tains which separate Tennessee from
South Carolina. He footed it over
Stumphouse Mountain, Smoky
Mountain and through Rabun Gap,
and expressed the opinion that nature
seems to nave left just enough room
for a passage way for the construc-
tion of railroad to bring the pro-
ducts of the growing West to tho
tidewater of the South Atlantic
Some time after this, and largely
through his influence, the Blue Ridge
railroad scheme was inaugurated.
Several millions of dollars we're cx-
pended in grading end t"nne!!ing,
when the project fell through because
of the war and because the time wcz
not ripe. The work done stands to-
day-a granite monument to the
sagacity of the men of half century
ago. The Black Diamond will util-
ize the work done by the fathers.
The rich teeming West is about to
burst its way through the mountains
and enrich us with her manifold pro-
ducts. The God who fashioned Rabun
Gap is the same one who fashioned
Port Royal harbor-one for tho other.
Who're Calhoun walked the iron
horse will rush along transporting the
coal that will feed the furnaces of
the world. Calhoun, of course, was
a visionary and dreamer. The
time may be near at hand when those
who are benefited will thank God
there have been visionarics and
dreamcrs.-~Palmetto Post.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1898-11-10
THE CHURCH AT OLD WAxIIAW.
The Mother Of PresbytcrIanism In all
this Section. go

WHO SGUtlUue -
In his address of welcome to the mom-
bers of the Synod that was in session in
Lancaster short time since, Rov. j. II.
Thornwoll stated somo historical facts
that are of special interest to our read.
ers. lie said: III
"On the 9Th Of April, 1885, Waxlaw
church was organized by order of Bothol
Presbytery, tho membership being COM
posed of tho Dunlaps, Withorspoons,
Joneses, Gills, Cibsons, Fosters and
others. Less than two months lator this
little band had called pastor, who was
installed in the old Methodist church on
Juno 9th, 1885. Soon thereafter Il wooden
building was erected on tho present site
lover which wo stand, and which was
subsequently removed and now stands
across tho streot) and thus commenced
tho history of this church in which you
meet tonight.
About eight miles from hero is tho
historic Waxhaw church, the mother of
us all, whose history can bo traced back
to tho timo whereof tho memory of man
runneth not to tho contrary, and whose
origin is lost in antiquity. Tho first sor-
mon of which we have any record was
preached thero in February, 1863, and
November, 23d, 1755, it was already an
organized congregation, in their own
house of worship. While, Of course, not
tho first organized church in tho State,
yot it is tho cradle of Presby terianism in
tho Piedmont belt, and indirectly from
Georgia to Toxas. Embracing about six
square miles of territory in the first sixty
years of its history, it had given Presi-
don't to these United States, q foreign
ambassador, q Governor to South Caro-
lima and Congressman.
ut was here in her school l-house that
tho classics wore first taught in South
Carolina. 1t was here in ono of her
camp-mectings that the singing of hymns
was introduced into tho public worship,
thus giving us tho use of so much beau
tiful poetry.
up to 1885 she had sent out twclyo
ministers, many of whose names have
been written high up on tho page of
fame, and all of whom have been useful
In the scrvico of the King. 1t was in this
historic church, April 18th, 1885, ono
hundred and thirteen years ago, that tho
Presbytery of South Carolina was formed,
tho sermon being preached from Matthew
5I4-'Ye arc the light of tho world
and under tho shining of that light Pres
bytorianism has grown steadily brighton
as tho years glided by. Iii 1916 tho Synod
of South Carolina and Georgia was sot
OF from tho Synod of tho Carolinas, and
in 1916 the Synod of South Carolina
started upon it's career; and so, thirty
five years after hor birth, or ono hundred
and thirteen years after tho birth of
organized Presbytorianism, you havo
come within tho bounds Of tho mother
church. In hor old ago sho is very feeble,
but sho grcots you and invokos Gods
richest blessings Upon YOU"
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1898-11-10
Measures Of Economy,
[Anderson Advocate.

HoNEA PATH, S. c., Octrbor pa
have received letters from all Ovor tho
State from good mon who are candidates
for Clerk of tho House of Representa-
tives and for Clerk Of tho Senate. Now,
don't blame the boys for wanting tho
job, as think 1t is q pretty fat Office,
considering tho amount of work they do.
am not going 10 consuro our present
Clerks, as know that they arc all good
mon and have done thoir duty faithfully,
but am inclined to think they got too
much money for tho amount OF work
they have to do.
Tho Clork for each branch of tho Gone.
raj Assembly gets $500, aud then he ro-
cOmmends his assistant to tho Speaker
who appoints him, and tho assistants
gets $3.50. Besides their salary thoy arc
allowed 81 por day for ton days after tho
House adiourns, and do not think this
is necessary.
Now, Mr. Editor, 1 believe that wo can
fill these places for half tho amount
that wo arc now paying, IL not for $5
por day, and got good men, too. hOpo
that somo of our young mon will como
out and offor TO tako these places at tho
above mentioned prices, and if thoy will,
they may rest assured they will receive
my support.
Tho Speaker docs as much work as
other ono Of the clerks and he only gots
$120 II tho House is in session thirty
days. AS for my part am plodgcd to
go to tho House and work for tho reduc.
tion Of all expenses that | can t,ut,
think IL wo would cut all expenses In
tho General Assembly that wo could put
tho county officers on salaros and do
away with tho State dispensary and lot
each county manage it's own disponsa,y
or prohibition, whichevor it wants, wo
could save to tho ovor-burdened tax.
payore Of South Carolina at least $50, 900,
and thon 1t would take liquor out OF
politics. :
If we must have a central dispensary,
however, we could have commissioners
that would answer tho samo purpose and
we would save great deal Of freight and
Yeshipping. JosmUA w. Ashley.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1898-11-10
The Wonderful Remedy.

A straight wisp of faded hair stuck
out from the small coil at the back
of her head.
"Air you the druggist2" she asked.
~ am, madam" he replied.
"Kecp all the moderncst rcmerdics,
s'poso2" ?"
"Cortainly."
scot any { this bichlorate O.
gold ?"
eve have the bichloride, yes,
madam. We arc DIR. Keely's ex-
elusive agents."
"Same thing they give to drunk
ards to break 'em o. drinkin' ?"
"Prccisoly."
"Does it cure drinkin' ?"
"Makes man hate it,"
"Will it cure fits ?"
"Certainly."
"Cure q man chawin' torbackcr ?"
"Om guarantee goes with every
bottle, and there is hypodcrmic
syringe in every package.
"Go way p
eyes, indeed. This is most
wonderful discovery. There have
been thousands of cascs--''
"Docs it make q man como home
regular O. nights&'
Alf It docs not, we will cheorfully
refund the money"
"Jest nacher'lly breaks man O.
every bad habit he ever had ?"
"mndau, the moral renovation ex-
perienced by patients submitted to
this treatment is comparable only to
the absolute publication aud reiuvc,
nation"
"llold on, mister. Will it cure
snoring, swearing, proud flesh, corns
and sich like"
"Yos, indeed, it will"
"pm onto yer, mister, for one bot,
tic. Ef it'll cure my old man O
snoring I'll try it mysolf for corns.'
--Courler.J Journal.