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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16
HOW TO FIND OUT

Fill bottle or common glass with urine
and let it stand twenty-four hours; sedi
ment or settling indicates an unhealthy
condition of the kidneys. When urine
tains linen it is evidence of kidney
trouble. Too frequent desire to urinate or
pain in the back, is also convincing proof
that the kidneys and bladder are out Of
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16
"AlI The News That's FIJI TO Print"
Evening Herald
WEDNESDAY, MARCH IS, 1898.

JOHN WANAMAKER will be greeted
by large audience when he appears
in Pottsville on April 12th.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

Don't annoy others by your coughing, and
risk your life by neglecting cold One Min
ute Cough Cure cures coughs, colds Group,
grippe and all throat and lung troubles. c.
III HagenbuCh.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

After years of untold suffering from piles
B. w. Pursell, of Knitersville, Pa, was cured
by using a single box of DeWitt's Witch
Halle Salve. Skin diseases. such as eczema
rash, pimples and obstinate sores are readily
cured by this famous remedy. G. II. Hagen
buch.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

Notice.-Application for further informa-
ton addressed to Jno. NJ. Beall, district
Passenger Agent, Southern Railway, s2s
Chestnut street, Philadelphia, will receive
prompt attention. 1025-tf
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

Pains in the region of the liver and kid
nsys eau be broken up almost Immediately
by using Dr. Bulls Pills, the best prescrip-
tion for liver and kidney troubles. At all
dealers, 10 and 25 cts.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to
cure. 25e. The genuine has L. b. Q. on
each tablet
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

Every family should haye its household
medicine chest, and the fist bottle in il
should be DR.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup,
natures remedy for coughs and colds.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

Lorenzo ]. Conner, 1O4 Green St., Albany,
N. Y, says: II have used DIR. Bulls Cough
Syrup and find it very beneficial, and can
safely recommend it as a good remedy for
couphsv -
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

Ask your grocer for the Royal Patent
nour' and take no other brand. 1t is the best
-four made.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

March 22.-Bean soup social by Miss Lizzie
Jones' Glass of Willing Workers of the P. NJ
church in the lecture room.
April 9.-Entertainment under auspices OF
the Welsh Congregational church, in the
church building, South West street. Tickets
10 cents, including refreshments.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

have for years"
DR.. Miles Remedies
are sold by all drug
gists under a positive
guarantee, first bottle
benefits or money re-
funded. Book on dis
eases OF the heart and
nerves free. Address,
DIR. MILES MEDICA
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

The greatest cure for coughs and colds. At
Gruhler Bros, drug store.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1898-03-16

DEAR MRs PNKnAMWn kindly allow the of expressing
gratitude
table Compound suffered for long time with prostraon back
feeling burning
pains the grons could not sleep tired all the time had ambition
dreadful thought
five bottles and well and medicine life
AMon Women Have Been Benefited kham sAdvce Medicine
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23
CHAPTER Nv.

Ruby has now been the self-eonsti-
tuted instructress OF Bob and Meg for
nearly month. The novelty OF her
voluntary task has worn on; the chill
dren too have taken OF that feeling OF
restraint and shyness which caused
them In the beginning TO sit
like little models OF patience
during tho two hours devoted
10 lessons. They have now be-
sun TO realize the fact that their lib
orty Is restricted during the morning
visits TO the Wilderness. and both are
beginning to regard their dlsinterested
benefactreHs simply In the light OF a
taller. Ruby possesses none OF those
qualities 30 essentially necessary TO
win childish hearts-she has no pa.
tienco. no tact. and not an atom OF
real sympathy Tor her young charges.
One bright June morning Bob Ia la
horlously forming some strange HERO
glyphics supposed TO represent pot
hooks In a very blotted and llmpy copy
book, whilst poor little Meg. with an
ominous culver OF her lips. "a stand
ing with her hands behind her In front
OF Ruby. valnly seeking In her passive
little brain for the answer to the Oft
repeated question
"Now, Meg-wako up, and tell me.
like a good little child, what is three
times four"
Tree times four-tree times four"
repeats Meg drearlly--so often has the
same question been put in the same
words that II conveys no meaning to
her childish reason. Ruby has a way
OF scanning the morning news whilst
she carries on her monotonous string
OF questions. so that her face is COM
pletely hidden from her poor little VIC
tim.
"Yes-three times four. You will
stand there until you tell me. you know
very WELL" persists Ruby In tones OF
stern reproaoh.
This seems such an exceedingly
dreary prospect to poor Meg that her
two little fat fists are thrust suddenly
into her eyes. and she breaks into a
dismal howl.
II say-you Miss wildon-you Just
stop bullying our Meg" cries Bob, sud
denly turning round on his high perch,
from which he cannot descend unaidsd.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

There i8 nothing In the world l hate
more than DELICIOUS mofdliug with my
Affairs. and yet there De- nothing that
one il more utterly Incapable Of sup.
pressing without positive rudoneas"
Il say, don't get waxy over II, old
boyl' suggests Ted. regarding his
brother with some nmazomont. for
Robert has "a a rule such an equable
temper that Il seems strange TO hnd
Il even IN the least ruhicd. "For my
own par. I thought Il awfully kind
OF Mlss Widen TO propose having the
Kids oversize seems very uusolnsh
and klnd-heartcd."
81 don't doubt for moment that she
Is most ostlmablo woman" responds
Robert lmpatlcntly. "but ahe has no
tact. no common sense; nho must have
seen plainly that hated being put I'M
der such an Obligation. II she insists
upon teaching tho children. I don't see
how | can prevent her. only I shall
certainly send her q check at the end
Of the quarter for her trouble. and so
make a business matter OF H."
you can't possibly do that" cries
Ted. IN a voice OF CONSERVATION; 81 am
sure she would take II as an INSULT II
you want to satisfy your conscience.
the children could make her some pres
ent OF lewelry or something OF that
sort"
Il don't caro- 90 long as she gets
paid somehow" remarks the elder
brother carelessly. and yet with a good
deal Of annoyance In his tone.
Ted walks on for some moments in
medltatiye silence: then he says sud
denly
II wonder what has come over Shell
since | met her last. She used to be
one Of the iolllest little girls In exist
enee, and now she seems to be full OF
selhshneas and spite. Surely she can't
have been crossed In love; yet nothing
else that can think OF would account
for the utter Indifference which she
seems for the world In general"
Poor little She'll noticed a great
change IN her tool" assenta Robert
dreamlly. AS you say. she used to be
such a ehatty child. and this evening
hor behavior was almost rude; perhaps
she has had something. as you sug-
gest TO sour her. thought she looked
quite pretty In that simple white
dresA"
II might have thought her pretty II
she had condescended TO make herself
agreeable" laughs Ted; but. since she
ala nothing but snub mo at every turn.
her hair struck me as being remark
ably red, and her temper uncommonly
bad. Wasn't that piece OF music an
awful inhlotlon7"
"Exeruclatingl" agrees Robert heart
lily. "Her family ought to give her a
hint not 10 inhlct herself on visitors,
or, II she insists on playing she should
limit her performance 10 five mlnutes.' -
"oh, well must own II was rather
my fault" confosaea honest Ted. "Sho
warned me beforehand that shouldn't
want her to play again II l heard her
once"
We'll, she gave us a quantity. n not
qualliyl" laughs Robert.
Indeed she didl" acqulesces Ted,
with almost a groan.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23
VALLEY FORGE.
The Wonderful Endurance of Cold. si.h.
Hungry Soldiers.

The Wonderful Endurance of Cold, Six,
Hungry Soldiers.
But, whether due TO military exps-
diency or not, the story OF Vally
Forge is an epic OF slow suffering sl-
lently borne. OF patient herolsm, and
OF very bright and triumphant out
come. when the gray days, the long
nights and the biting frost fed together,
says scribnor's. The middle OF Decem.
Der In the North American woods; no
shelter, no provisions. no preparations;
such were the conditions OF Valley
Forge when the American army 1rst
came there. Two weeks OF hard work
and huts were built and arranged IN
streets. This work was done on
diet Of -four mixed with water and bak.
ed in cakes, with scarcely any meat or
bread, At night the men huddled
around the fires TO keep from freezing
Few blankets, few coverings, many
soldiers without shoes. 'wadins naked
in DEFENDERS snows"-such were the
attributes of Valley Forge. BY the
new year the huts were done, the street
laid out and an army housed, with
some three thousand men unit for
duty. frostbltten, sick and hungry.
They had aheltsr but that was about
all. The country had been swept so
bare by the passage OF the contend!ns
armies that even straw 10 lie on was
hard TO get. and the cold. uncovered
ground often had TO serve for a sleep
ing place. Provisions we're scarce and
hunger was added 20 the pain OF cold.
Sometimes the soldiers went for days
without meat-sometimes without any
food. lafayette tells us, marveling al
tho endurance and courage OF the men
There is often famine in tho camp
writes Hamilton, a man not given Be-
exaggeration.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23


Tho Colonel-"say. what have you
got against our congressman. anyway
know he doesn't belong to your party.
but really he doesn't deserve an tho
harsh things you say Of him In your
paper | wonder II there viii ever
come a time when you will bo pleased
to come out and say that he has done
the right thlng-whon you viii have a
word OF praise for him2"
Editor OF the Weekly Hidebound-
"oh. yes. I've got an article IN typo
now. In which I praise him very high
ly; In which say that he never did a
dishonest thlng In his life and ought
to DO numbered among our greatest
men. He'll die some day and then IN
print IT,"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23
EPISCOPALIAN SIOUX.
Great Work Accomplished by Bishop Hare
Among the Different Tribes.

II was Just a quarter Of a century
AFRO that Bishop Hare. then o. young
man % thirty-ionr. ieit bis phIiadel-
phla homo aud went out to spread the
gospel among the Sioux
In thoro twenty-five years he has
gathered a red army of the cross NUM-
bering over 5000. In this mighty
band are warriors who fought with
sitting Bun IN the bloody fight whore
Custer lost bis life. and others who
often tcrrorized the pioneers In the
scattered settlements along the upper
Missouri. but those maraudlng days
are over The Sioux Rides on q desc
lating tran no more. The tepeo has
given way to the house. the medicine
lodge 10 tho church and the school
This marvellous transformation has
come largely through the aoii-aacrilc-
ing effort OF Bishop Hare
The spirit OF this change o. striking
~ shown IN the great conyocation
which the Sioux ohurchmon hold ever
fall. From all paris Of the reservation
delegations from the Ogallalaa. the
slasetona the Dlackfcot. the santeea.
the wahpotona aud the other Sioux
tribes Journey TO the convocation.
In long trains they wind over the
hills and plains. some OF them being
on tho road Tor 10 or ~ days Now
and then there ~ heard floating above
them. not a warwhoop, but hymn.
Each delegation has banner bearing
its name. when the meeting place
Is reached tents are pitched and by
the time the conyocation opens the
Dakota prairie looks "a II an army
were oncamped on A.
Here "a nlahop IIare'a opon-air ca
thedrai. Instead OF raftera the blue
vault OF the aky Il ia roof The chan
eel rail u a meridian Of latitude on
a carpet Of BUFFALO grass the altar IL
raised. and before II IA assembled the
largest number OF communicates Of
the Protestant Episcopal church that
gathers al any diocesan convention
OF conyocation IN all America.
South Dakota Ia by far the largest
Indian mission Of the Episcopal
church. II reaches 70 trlboa. and out
Of population OF $4,000 Indians over
1900 have been baptized and nearly
5000 confirmed About 30 churches
and ehapeia have been built. and four
boarding schools.
Tho bishop himself left fame, for
tune and friends behind him when no
went from his Philadelphia homo out
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

souiiles are very dainty and appetiz-
Ing for luncheons or teas, or even for
dinners, and are easy to prepare. Tho
essentials are a quick oven and prompt
serving, even after the ingredients
have been properly mixed. souiiios are
largely composed OF the whites OF eggs,
stitily beaten, aud added to the other
Ingredients at the last moment Have
an materials at hand before beginning
the making Of a souilie. all the lngre-
dents and a cake pan with straight
sides, which must be thoroughly but
tered, In turning in the souflo room
must he LEFT Tor the rising, and band
OF creased paper pinned around the top
TO support the souiiie as It rises. After
the pan has been placed In the oven
Il must not be disturbed. or II viii
fall
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

II there was one profession which
seemed safe from the oncroaahments
OF women II was that OF the human
sandwich. the perlpatetic advertise.
ment that goes uwayng through the
streets during the busy hours Of tho
day. Hut the blow has failen. Tho
sandwich man has feminine rival,
and az he plods through tho crowd you
can sec despair written on hls fur
rowed countenance. says the New York
Herald.
While broadway and Twenty-third
street were thronged with busy shop
pers The other day the advance guard
OF the neweat walking signs appeared.
There were ak comely young women.
who moved slowly and sedately along
tho pavement. clad In a costume that
drew all eyes. Their aklrta were OF n
plaid-a plaid lat ahOuted-and vol.
luminous capos reached from shoulder
TO waist. on their heads were shapes
OF cayernouu depth. which might DO
described aa poke or shaker bonnota.
IA these strange nguros passed men
with bundles and women with babies
paused. open-mouthod. TO regard them,
and to read the words omhazoned on
their garments. Around tho bonnets
and on the lowing capes we're written
the praises OF new headache cure.
It was impossible to say how the young
women enjoyed their vocation. Tho
bonnets were deep and narrow and
their faces were hidden In shadow.
Hut their walk was demure and they
paid no attention to tho excitement
they were creating.
"Shuilefoot Pete" the dean OF tho
profession. was standing near Twen-
ty-third street and broadway whom
he caught sight OF one OF these lnyad-
ers OF his territory. lie rubbed his
eyes and looked. and hla Sandwich"
trcmblod ON its frame.
The news spread quickly among the
fraternity, aud II IL rumored that a
mass meeting OF the United Order OF
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23
FOR sLEEPLgssNRss.


a Coed ory u Considered the Cure Tor
Insomnia.
Medical science Ia rampant Just now.
We have been told not To do 80 many
things that II we oboyed all our coun-
sellers We should be In a parloua state.
The late decentralization Rus.
alan doctor-ia that we must try not
60 blush. laugh or weep much, unless
we want to suffer from insomnia. His
observations have led him to conclude
that persons who do either OF these
three things easily" are more liable
20 sloeplessness than others. l should
like TO be told how we are to help
bluahlng, Is not the tlmld debutanto
always asking that question. and ask
ing Il In Vaing And Is she AFFLICTED by
want OF SLEEPY As regards laughter.
] have observed that nervous people
often have a bad night n they have
been tempted 20 excessive hllarity lust
before bedtime. but IA TO tho effects
OF weeping | am not sure. II has been
said that the greatest sufferers from
Insomnia are the people who rarely al
low themselves the relief OF what we
call "a good cry" but rather let their
sorrows eat their hearts out In sto-
zeal silence. One does not lie awake
broodlng over trouble which may
be Boothed by tears But now let me
give you a brand-new remedy for
sleepleasneas-now, at least. 10 this
country. for II comes from the Samoan
Islands. The natives. when inclined 10
be wakeful get up and hunt around
until they find a snake Having caught
their soother. they conhno him In a
hollow bamboo. when he emlts hiss.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Ing sound. whlch-ao We are told-is
unfalllng 10 the inducemcnt Of sleep
Here we have. think. 90 last the an
aver to the famous puzzle propoundod
by Josh Billings "1ho reason why
snaiks wuz Bit has mover yit bin dis.
kuvvorod." The efficacy Of the remedy.
" practicod on an American would no
doubt depend upon the certainty that
tho scaly soporlnc was really Con
fined In the bamboo"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

waiter" said the bieyellst at tho
little country inn. bring mo three
eggs and boil them four minutes"
Fifteen minutes elapso. and the
waiter returns with one egg.
VERY sorry. sir. our eggs Is out.
This is the only one we had left-but
We boiled It twelve minutes. SIR.
HRrper's Bazaar.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23
zt

Zoin.
When you come across the ocean.
Mister Zola. kindly Say
That you haven't any notion
That you'i give us nli away
For wc'rc quite disposed 10 mention.
Mister lola air. that We
Do not like the Ftrunr attention
Which we might expect from thee.
We're avorHe 20 being treated.
Mister Ioln, on the plan
That our morals ore nli fetd
In the social garbage ono
While We know you are "a wonder.
Mister lola. and n wit.
II you soil ne. we'll. BY thunder!
We shant like g. sir. tlt'
Cleveland Plalndcnlcr.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Witness" said the cross-examlnins
lawyer, ARE you willing to swear that
the prisoner was smoking u pipe at the
timer"
mo. sir" replied the witness. Il
never swear. but | am willing to bet
you 20 to a shilling that he was
London Punch.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

you boast OF your greater clylllza-
toni" exclaimed the Indian con-
temptuously.
Haven't we a right TOT"
No. sir. The Indian has been drag
ged down by your influence. but he Ia
still superior. He may drink lntoxlcat-
Ing liquor. But he doesn't smash tho
bottles ON the ashphalt for bicycles to
run over"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

II understand that she had an uncle
who committed suicide"
We'll. yes, you might call II that.
He stole horse out in Arizona"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A variety Of Jokes-uibs, sni tr,nis,
Original aud Selected -fiotstm ant
Jetsam from the riao Of Bua.or--
WHY sayings
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23


deacon at Rosebud Agency, aud
Emily Ia his wife,
among the wlgwama OF the Sioux. Ito
was young. gifted, OF high conncc-
tious and had a promising future In
the Eastern church. He took The best
no had aud gave Il 20 the unlotterod
savage Perhaps the Indian did not
appreciate the sacrifice. but ho loarn-
cd TO love the kindly man who came
20 help him.
Friends innumerable he made whor-
ever he went, being beloved alike by
CLERGY and laymon. from the little
chapel at Rafting Rihs settlement to
tho cathedral In Sioux Falls. while
fame has come to him also Incidental
ly because Of his great success In a
most unpromlsing neld, which has
made him known all over our land and
In others as well.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Noveruweat Nicodemus-Aro you
tlngle man. Tolliyer7
Tatterod Tollivor-Say. 81 | wus
double ia be In n dime museum.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

jeans turning the city water on a bed
OF lime from the hydrant this workman
at jerusalem In his oriental garb car
rica the water In q plgskln.
SANDWICH GIRLS IN GOTHAM.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23

Mrs. Traey-"You would not part
with your little wiley for all the money
In the world, would you. my dear7"
Tracy-"Not much Money talks.
but there is not enough OF II in the
world to take your place"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1898-12-23
No Gentieman.

They say that music stimulates tho
growth OF the hair"
That's queer; whenever sing .Har-
ry grabs whole lot OF his hair out"
The herald., 1898-01-09

A home with a unique and roomy
porch and a sitting hall sixteen feet
square, with ample accommodations.
and costing in the neighborhood of $4,000.
ought to command attention.
This house, designed for New Jersey
suburb, is especially we'll fitted to it's
uses. First, let us take a look at the
wide e foot) veranda which ornaments
the front, and with its cutoff corner
and handsome pediment forms a promi-
nent feature in the design. Besides the
broad entrance steps, there is another
short fight from the rear end which is
quite convenience to madam when she
goes to or from attendance upon her
flowers, or the croquet grounds to the
left.
The front door gives entrance to a
small vestibule, which makes the sitting
hall more private and shuts out wintry
blasts.
In the large hail. in the nook formed by
the vestibuled entrance and the ut-off
corner, there is placed seat, and
straight across from the door jamb tC
the wall runs a grille from which de-
pends a drapery, with a rose -colored silk
lining to a mahogany brown denim, thus
secluding this nook and making it a sort
of lovers retreat; presuming, of course
that there are lovers about. There is an
other window in the hall which gives ar
abundance of light, and in warm wealth
er, q good chance for breeze to pass
through from the parlor and dining
room.
The hall is finished in natural oak with
an ash floor laid in narrow strips dag
onally from each corner toward the cen
ter and covered with brown and wood
color rug. The walls are covered with
paper in small figure in light wood
color tints.