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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-03-11

Hon. II. II. Downing, counsel for the
Southern Railway, was IN towu on pro-
fessional business last Wednesday.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-03-11

A FRICANA will cure Eczema and Ca.
~ tarrh to Stay Cured.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-03-11

vAea RAby was sisk, We gave kAr CassariA-
When he vas CAild, sas erred te~ oassesA-
Whsn me became hs-, DE sssns ~ CAstss1A-
whsa she bad CknArsa, sAs ss~s tAesA CAseoriA-
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-03-11
CASTORIA.
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A FRICANA will cure Syphilis and Old
~ Sores TO Stay Cured.
CHUW-CH0W-A Card

CHUW-CH0W-h Card,
In placing this Entertainment before
tbs Public, | Guarantee the Production
of Chow Chow OF a purely Moral and
Instructive Show, Pleasing. R-fusA aud
Superior to all Previous eaOrts. Having
catered TO the Acknowledging Public
for the past Fourteen Years, and each
suosssdIng season, presenting New aud
Novel Features aud Acts, the Ysracliy
Of the above assertion cannot be doubtsd
Thanking my friends and patrons l
remain. 4. Z. Eisenbarth.
IrwIn's Opera House March 18th.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-03-11
The Latest War News

The Latest War News
Is Always Found in any
of the Following Papers.
Four Of the best daily
papers published.
BALTIC. Sun, BALTIC. American,
Y. y. journal and Phlla. Times
only one and two cents.
We can furnish you with
either the above every day,
except Sunday.
The n. Y. Sunday Journal.
is the greatest Sunday
paper every published.
Il comes every Monday
morning. Each paper
contains from 60 to 100
pages. 5 or art SUPPLEMENTS
an elegant piece Of the
most popular sheet music,
and is full of richly
colored illustrations.
The music alone is worth
more than the price Of
the paper Price cts.
or by mail 10cts.
Always have your order
in by Wednesday.
You can get anything you
want in books, Magazines,
papers or stationery.
A new line of Spring and
Summer jewelry just in.
BARGELT
The JoLLsIer, StationSr, and
News Dealer.
Woodstock, va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-03-11
A Mode Neat Market.

Our new nest market at Hite's ~
stand in the
\StickIey & Boyer Block
on Court Street, opposite lrwin's Drug
Store. is one Of the most complete 10 he
Valley. We keep all meats in re@s"n,
aud Will furnish nothing but we very
best
BEEF. MUTTON, VEAL. PORK.
SAUSAGE. .PUppINol
PUDDING MJSH, &C.
Everything clean aud pure. and meas
eut Just as desired. We always Aeepa
full stock 10 select from.
~ The highest cash prices ps'd te
cattle, bsgs, veal CALVES asd Pssl'N'
TT, us before selling elsewhere,
n Ne are determined to please asa
only ask you to give us chance. Years
of experience Will tell In ssy business.
HlTE & MIlEY.
nov. 10
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-03-11

John NJ. Morgan OF Riyerton. Va,
wants TO lease or rent a good 10 t. II
II p. traction engine for one year.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-03-11

1ss-To- sac Ior Eiity Csnss
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure. makes weak
sssa strors. blood pure. Sos. 81. AL druggists
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-03-11
.., Pres. VI. Goldman, Cash'r
The Shenandoah County Bank

,. ,. ,-.,-y,ln. Pres. VI. Cohman, Casht
The Shenandoah County Bank
O-.an.ud. 1872. Recognized 1885
Deposits and Collections solicited
satisfaction guaranteed. Discount Rate
six Per Cent.
r.rrlrrr. Pres. R.M. LANrz' Eice-Pres
Merchants and Farmers Bank
WOODSTOCK. VIRGINIA.
-. O.r
DIRECTORS:
so . Iantz. J Do. Hepner. G. W. Nlnh''N
u e...rarl p. p. hooutL
~trrNNrB IS nAVSEHNAN' Ai'HS'
,.a-. solicited and best ACCOMMODATIONS
......-..l. Hours to3.
DIP. MAGRUDER. CAsHR.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1898-03-11
CASTORIA
For Infants AID Children
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La Grippe.

La Grippe.
Since La Grippe has been prevalent IN
this county. there has been found nut
o,a sosciac. DR.. Anmphreys "77." For
sale by all druggists-2So.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16
The wheeIman's Curse.

The following is from the Etching
ham letters in the Cornhill Magazine:
Here beginneth the communication
Of the dog.
Cursed be this dog of infinite wick
edncss who upset our scholar from his
wheel.
Cursed be he with all evil dogs
which have been cursed from the be-
ginning Of the world.
Cursed be he with the dogs OF Sa-
maria which ate the body of Queen
Jezebel.
Cursed be he with the barking god
Anubis and all other dog-headed devils
that ever parked IN Egypt.
Nay all the blessings earned by good
dogs in heaven or earth be far from
him.
Let him in no wise see the age OF
Argus, nor walk with the angels hike
Tobit's dog.
Cursed be he by the heavenly dogs
Sirius and Procyon and by the Hunt
ing Dogs.
Cursed be he with q threcfold curse
by the hell-houId Ccrberus and his
three heads.
Cursed be he before our lady the
queen and before the county council
by all and every the muzzling orders.
Cursed be he likewise by all wheel
ing things which the Lord hath made,
by the prime mover OF the armament
and his rotation, by the stars. the
planets. the pole. the sun. the moon,
and the earth, and by the powers of all
the angels who govern their revolt
tons.
Cursed be he In cyclones and cursed
in whirlpools.
Cursed be he by the driving wheel OF
the universe, which is matter. and by
the steering wheel, which is spirit.
and by the chain, which Is the pre-eS-
tablished harmony thereof.
Cursed be he forever by the wheels
OF the winged living creatures which
Ezekiel. tie prophet, saw and by the
swiftness OF their rolling.
Let the wheel Of Fortune In her
wrath crush him ard ever cast him
down to the meanest fate.
Let him be whirled upon Ixion's
wheel and broken even as the wheels
OF Pharaoh's chariots.
Cursed be he in q whole and perfect
round of cursing. So be 1t.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16
TriEhtful.

"I never saw man go to the pains
10 elaborate a joke that Tuffleigh does"
whats the latest?" why, the other
night he drank Rhine wine and then
he drank gin. Now, said he. with
that knowing smile, of what famous
poem do I remind your Nobody could
guess, and Tuffleigh looked hurt.
Didn't you notice what l drank he
asked. Yes, we all noticed 1t. Then
should think said TulIieigh, that
somebody would say 1t might have
been gin-on-the-Rhine.'
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16
Harding Back.

Mrs. Acklins-"I don't want to be
impairment, but how old are you
anyway? Some of the ladies were dis
cussing your age at the club the other
day. and several OF them claimed that
YOU were at least 80, but / insisted
that YOU were not more than 49,"
Mrs. Biswick-"I'm glad you were
so kind. OF course. you didn't men
ton the fact that you were ready to
leave the grammar grade when 1 was
in the primary class at school, did
you?"
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

In recent report, United States Con-
sui Hughes, stationed at Coburg, says:
81 would respectfully suggest that a
warning be given to American grass
raisers and dealers that they should
not ship hay in any shape on con-
signment to this part of the German
Empire, as the crops of all kinds of
grasses have been enorE cus, and to
consign for sale here will entail not
only the loss Of the hay, but heavy
additional expenses"
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

1t would seem to be an appropriate
season for congress to awaken to the
importance of improving its consular
service. 1t is not to be expected that
this republic can adopt a diplomatic
school similar to that of Great Brit
ain which really has developed into an
ofiice-holding aristocracy, but the
United States government can do much
in the direction of improvement by
eliminating common oflice-seekers
from the rolls of the consular service.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

The broad-minded woman who I'M
derstands the science of cookery was
the ideal generally approved at the re-
cent gathering CT collegiate alumnae
in Philadelphia, an ideal in nowise lin
tied to collegiate alumnae.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

Colonel Ingcrsoll has a new lecture
ready for delivery and the pulpit will
relieve him Of much anxiety concern
ing the most thorough way Of getting
It before the public without expense.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

There are now seventy-1ve cotton
spinning mills in Japan, says the Pail
Mall Gazette, with an aggregate cap
ital of G4,000,000, half paid up, with
100000 spindles working and nearly
100000 more in course Of erection or
projected, giving employment to over
$4,000 men and over $4,000 women,
the wages Of the former ranging from
Sd. to Sd. a day, and the wages of
the latter ranging from 2Rd. to sd.
a day, OF the 1000 tons of raw cot
ton worked up by these mills last year
62 per cent were Indian, Is per cent
Chinese and II per cent American.
The amount of native-grown cotton
was under 500 tons. Down to the last
year or two the only market for the
output was found in Japan itself. With
the removal of export duties, how
ever, a foreign outlet was found in
China, where japanese yarh is now
competing severely with tina: of India
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

Even the worm will turn-perhaL
into a butterfly.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16
Ter Secret.


Here Is faded rose" he said
THAT you let fall, one day
A flower that your lips had touched
Before you dropped it by the way.
All, you knew not that l was near;
You knew not that loved you when
| placed it in my bosom, where
I've worn it for your sake since
then"
1t was their joyous honeymoon;
She looked at him awhile,
And then across her features broke
A knowing little smile,
The while she said unto herself,
II wonder what he'd say
II he could know l watched him when
He picked it up that day."
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

An Ohio man wrote a 300-line poem
entitled Come Back to Me-" and every
time he sends it to an editor 1t does.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A Variety OF Jolses-Glbes aud Ironles
Original and seiected-Flotsam and
Jetsam from the Tide of uumOr-
witty Sayings.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

A man should never tell his wife to
hurry up when she is coming down
stairs.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

The stock operator who buys and
sells for future delivery evidently be-
lieves in q hereafter.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

Women are naturally given unto
self-dcnial. No one ever heard Of
Jennie the Kisscr."
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

The best place for practical jokes
and boils is on others.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

A man may be able to write dozen
volumes aT-l still be unable to fill one
pocketbook.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

The man who has no price is the only
one really worth buying.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

When marriage is a failure the hus-
band sometimes liquidates.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

It's a sad blow to the boxer when
the box-offlce receipts fail to pan out.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

Some feminine matchmakers seem to
make a specially of friction matches.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

A woman never forgives a man his
failure to ask to be forgiven.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16
TALMAGE'S SERMON.
THE SHUT IN" LAST SUN
DAYS SUBJECT.

From GencsIs vii. &c. AZ Follows; "rhe
lord Shut Him In"-Address to IA
Glass of Persons Perhaps Not Before
Addressed In Sermon.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

There are people who actually be-
lieve their troubles interest others.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

William T. Stead. editor of the Lon
don Review Of Reviews, is at Livadia,
in the Crimea, where he has had an in
terview with the car regarding the
autocrat's peace plans. In letter TO
the Lokal Anzeiger Mr.. Stead says that
the delegates to the peace conference
of the powers next spring will not be
long in finding out that the Russian
emperor means business. The practi-
cal aim of the conference is directed
only to putting a stop to further mill
tary armament and to settling the
question whether it is not possible 20
prevent the sudden outbreak of war
before neutral powers have tried peac-
ably to settle the matters in dispute.
"The car is different" Mr.. Stead adds,
from what he Is commonly supposed
TO be. He is healthy and active and
self-contained, with constitution
stronger than that of his father, the
late Alexander III. His main idea
indeed, his life Objects to carry out
the purpose with which In view the
coming congress has been called"
We regret to observe that Mr..
Thomas ShaTkey shows symptoms Of
a Willingness to "hippodrome. His
match with Charley Mitchell will he
a palpable and obvious attempt to got
the publics money under false pre-
lenses. II Mr.. Sharkey wants to d.
vide gate receipts with some pugilist-
antique why not give John L. Sullivan
or Jake Kilrain aichance? Why go
TO England for a back ngmber"-and
a particularly unpopular Z and Of
fensive back number" at that? Mr..
sharkey ought to be ashamed OF him
self.
The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16
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The Yale expositor., 1898-12-16

Notice, also, that there was limit TO
the shut-in experience of those an
cient mariners. / suppose the forty
days of the descending and uprising
floods, and the $50 days before the
passengers could 20 ashore must have
seemed 20 those eight people in the
big boat ike a small eternity. Rain,
rain, rain!" said the wife of Noah.
will it never stop" For forty morn
ings they looked out and saw not one
patch of blue sky. Floating around
amid the peaks Of mountains. Shem.
and Ham, and Japheth had to
hush the fears OF their wives
lest they should dash against the
projecting rocks. But after awhile
it cleared off. Sunshine, glorious
sunshine! The ascending mists were
folded up into clouds, which instead of
darkening the sky only ornamented It.
AS they looked out of the windows
these worn passengers clapped their
hands and rejoiced that the storm was
over, and think II God could stop a
storm as that, he could stop any storm
in your lifetime experience. II He can
control vulture in mid-sky, he can
stop a summer bat that flies in at your
window. At the right time he will put
the rainbow on the cloud and the
deluge Of your misfortunes will dry up.
I preach the doctrine OF Limitation, re-
lief and dlsenthrallment At Just the
right time the pain will cease. the
La Junta tribune., 1898-07-06
LOCAL AND rts.osAl ,rtns.
Trade at the Palace drug store.
Children's corsets a5c at Smiths.

Don't miss the special sale at
Smiths.
Rubber stamps, pads. ink, ETC.,
at Novelty Works.
Up-to-date line of ladies' under
wear at cost at Smiths.
You can never complete nice
Sunday dinner without going to
Melvin Bros. market.
Why not own your OWE home
and save rent1 Look at the list
offered by Buckley & Hart.
N. S. Larsen left Monday morn
ing for Palmar Lake to- secure
quarters for his family during the
summer.
Mr.. G. ]. Garvin, of Lamar, who
visited friends several days last
week in this city, returned home
on No. 8 Sunday morning.
|
Geo. Holly went to Pueblo yes
terday morning on No. S to witness
the closing days celebration of the
Pageant of States and Nations.
The county commissioners met
yesterday. They will probably be
in session during most of the month
OF July as board of equalization.
County Commissioner F. NJ.
Wieland came down from Fowler
yesterday morning to attend the
regular monthly session Of the
board.
Charlie Adams, jr., and Miss
Johnnie E. Warren were married
Sunday at the residence OF the
brides parents in Higbee, by
Judge ]. w. Douthitt.
William Wood, a brother OF
Tom Wood, of this city, was
among the rough riders who passed
through this city on the -FaWth on
their way to Chickamauga.
Harry Baldridge resumed his
former avocation in the local shops
yesterday morning. The Santa Fe
company seems to find it difficult
to get along without his services.
Bishop Matz, of Denver, con-
Quoted confirmation services at
ST. Patrick's church Sunday even
ing at 1880 o'clock. About forty
children were confirmed. The
services were made unusually in
teresting by special song service.
Several members of the Rocky
Ford band, two from the Las
Animas band joined the local mu
sicians Sunday and practiced all
day preparatory to participating in
the celebration of the Pageant of
States and Nations at Pueblo. The
boys were engaged for two days,
leaving on No. S Monday morning
for Pueblo.
A new time card will go into
effect on the Santa Fe on Sunday,
July 10th. Superintendent Dyer
returned from Topeka yesterday
morning where he had been assist
ing in the preparation of the new
schedule. No radical changes will
be made.
The Chaffee light artillery was
mustered in at Denver last Satur-
day, and is now stationed at Fort
Logan, where they will remain un-
til their services are required by
Uncle Sam. Harvey Wood, of
this city, who enlisted last week,
is third sergeant Of the company.
Vincent Fansler, nine-year-old
boy, whose parents live on Colo
rado avenue, was badly burne d
yesterday morning by an explosion
of powder. His face and hands
suffered the most, but fortunately
he sustained no permanent injury.
DR.. Finney was called and relieved
his sufferings as much as possible.
The Rocky Ford Times Repub-
lican says the La Junta nine knows
more about playing horse than
it does about playing ball. Is
that 50; we'll, we got "horse" on
La Junta tribune., 1898-07-06

playing morse themselves ABOUT
half the time.
Ice cream soda every day at the
Palace drug store.
Smiths are selling all their goods
at closing out prices.
/ For the people, of the people,
and buy the people all their gro
ceries at John V. Peoples.
Sixty tickets to Pueblo were sold
on the fourth and forty Sunday
morning at the local station.
For RENT-A large, nicely fur
nished front room; cheap; Ration
avenue. Inquire at this Office.
Farmers take your produce to
the cash market of Il. S. Brock &
Co.., opposite the National Hotel.
! r. A. Steen went to Florence
Sunday morning to visit his family,
who are guests Of friends in that
city for few weeks.
John Butler returned on No.
Sunday morning from Wichita,
Kansas, where he had been visit
ing friends during the past week.
Miss Ora Ross, of Garden City,
arrived in this city the morning OF
the fourth, and will be the guest
OF her sister, Mrs. Z. Z. Dodds for
short time.
Misses Alice Kendall, Mayme
Robinson and Lille Hireen left
Sunday morning for Pueblo to re-
man during the fourth Of July fes
tivities at that place.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. A. Martin and
Miss Nellie Martin returned yes
terday morning from Parsons,
Kan, where they had been attend
ing Mrs. Frank Lamb, daughter,
during her last illness and death.
A letter from the Rocky Ford
boys now in San Francisco on their
way to Manila was published in
the Times-Republican last week.
They speak very highly of the re-
ception they received at La unta,
but say that they met very few
patriotic people from here to Cali
fornia. In closing the letter says:
"Tom Foley treated us royalty at
La Tunta and rode down as far as
Ration with US. He will be remem-
bered by Rocky Ford and La Junta
boys when we get back again"
The La Junta "kid" baseball
team went to Las Animas on the
Fourth to play the "kid" nine of
that burg. The La unta boys, it
seems, had snap, and at the end
OF the seventh inning the Las Ami
mas kids quit in disgust, the score
standing 20 to 8 in favor of our
home team. Following was the
lineup of the home team !: Burn
sides catcher; Perry, pitcher;
Polk, first base; Evans, second
base; Fairchild, shortstop; Hill,
third base; Spidel, left field; Ryan,
center field; Baldridge, right field.
A. II. Cawthron took in the
prize shoot at Las Animas on the
| Fourth, and likewise took in about
half the prize money. He won
one first, was tied in two firsts, and
captured two seconds, taking about
one-half the prize money. Mr..
Cawthron modestly AYERS that he
does not claim any particularly
credit for good shooting on this
occasion, as it was very windy and
a poor day for the making of good
scores. He nipped about IS per
cent of the birds, however, with
the handicap of poor referee who
was evidently not on to his job.
Charles E. Brizendine, strang-
er to these parts, was arrested
Saturday, charged with having ap-
propriated to his own use a satchel
belonging to w. c. Cunning. The
accused worked in the barber shop
of the latter several days last week
repairing chairs and doing odd
La Junta tribune., 1898-07-06
Hot Shot
From the Cannon.

Down Pillows, IS inch 1850 75c
Children's Ideal Waists re-
duced from 35c to---- 25c
Boys Ideal Waists reduced
from CSC soc
La Junta tribune., 1898-07-06
IN TIME OF WAR

We must prepare for peace. Let
us join hands and divide profits.
IF it is war, we are prepared for
business and every person is ex-
pected to help along.
La Junta tribune., 1898-07-06

Sash Ribbons.
Black or White Moire Taffeta
6 inches wide e.------ CSC
Black or white plain taffeta,
S inches wide de----- soc
Black or white MORE taffeta
inches wide 35c
La Junta tribune., 1898-07-06

ChiIdren's Refers.
81. so Flannel Refers in red,
navy and blue, now 75c
So. 90 Flannel Refers in fine
plaids, now w---SI.oo 90
Sc. so Refers, very nobby--- Las
La Junta tribune., 1898-07-06

Taffeta Silk.
lust receiver this week new line
of the popular tafeta silks, both ;
in plain and changeable. Beau
tiful colors for evening waists.