The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1898-11-20
Copyright. 1895.

Copyright. 1888.
- HAVE been round the links with
Jack. and. like our old school friend
Virgil. / sing of arms and a man.
~ Golf is OF course the real thing. and
every woman must rave over II or
she is lost. There is n womans champion
ship. you know and a weman's champion.
and II one cannot be Miss Hoyt one must
admire her. and enulating the example OF
the man who was kicked by Andy Jackson
glory I'm telling how one had the honor
70 be beaten by her or some other petit
coated xolfomanlac known TO fame
Strictly between ourselves, however,
did not take very kindly to golf at the
start Chasing a guinns pill around a ten
acre lot" as some ore has very aptiy de-
seribed the sport. did not make me wish
to camp out on the links and this was
especially true Of the cold weather chasing
when the uuinlne pill must not only be
chased and oveTaken. but taken as we'll
after each game to ward of an attack Of
pneumonia. raved about II OF course.
ard talked about slceks and brassles and
etymies and foozies and hunkers and cad
dies and hulgerx and hogies and iwoson,es
and fourscfnes AMI nihiicks until my
Tongue was tied In a double knot tina,
only shanayvan could loosen until the
eanset sky seemed vast Scotch plaid and
until as our Michael below stairs would
H. L
Talking on the clubhouse yerantfa or on
the green. however VAS much easier than
walking weary miles after the qulnine PHI
under fright making and srackie PRO
ducsng sun. and OF the TWO evils USUALLY
chose tho lesser. Consequently an invita-
sion 10 81 around the links from Willie
Rulger kuihl.cks or Reginald Braxxie was
invariably accepted with ar outward smile
ard an Inward groan. What possible s,,r
FlaA H.
turing mile or SO in 4 Ssoe when on.
really ought 10 Re wear ring a4c In ssettiny
tired ard cross and sunhurned ana freckfas
and In climbing over stone fences when
there Isn't single man locking al Won
thar you care the snap Of your Eager fore
Not hi. aot little. wee bit. was NV
usual answer
l am exactly In this frame ~ mind when
Jack preposes~tsn't thss sweet word =
proposes that We so round together h.,.
golf and Jack and golt and Willie R1,lxer
Kaihlcks are two very aiTeren, nr,r.os,.
tons don't you scv@ He has hasr auax
such ioHg time. YOU know. and re a.es
III his knicscrhockers say aAaraRfs, N
when Jack Pre- poSes--.aat's INV wa-s
J saw I. Srst-,has we &C round tse links
my heart begins 10 throa a tr4fa faster
she hunksrs. ana she soosl-s ana tss
rrechles are Fl part actually ROBBED Of tNrsr
,errcrs and even the ecsaes no longer aeen,
bovyfied
The heEsse - goafouanjses are Al lunch.
con. the ,tnSs arr practically tsesertes, ana
the orly elos or TIRE lantscars Is sesv al
c's. WY, 81. why. was sh~ eaAsfr eyer
Invented WAY, Oh why, 4 Il was really
necessary 20 haven't him. was he re7, n,.S..
Gear aanh ana ettna@ Al caSds@s are
ru.ssnees ana worse than useless M, 80
iris occ= son Jack and ~aerss T. ~ s,--
'Ana'e In a'iF selection. par rad,sss Is r~at-
y very deserving fellow He Is Always
a ieas; ten minutes IL finding ;hp hal,
when II goes over hi3 Or beyesss a sere.
ana unlike Ici's wife. he . ABSOLUTELY