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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

lie tried the best physicians and used
several specific rheumatism cures without
being benefited. About one year and six
months ago he read in this paper of a
case somewhat similar to his which was
cured by DR.. Williams Pink Pills and
concluded to try this remedy.
After taking the first box he felt some
what better, and after using three boxes
the pains entirely disappeared, the dizzi-
ness left him, and he has now for over
year been entirely free from all his former
trouble and enjoys better health than he
he has had since his boyhood
He is loud in his praises of DR.. Will
Jams Pink Pills for Pale People, and will
gladly corroborate the above statements.
His postofiice address is Lorenzo Neeley,
Horton. Jackson County, Michigan.
All the elements necessary to give new
life and richness to the blood and restore
shattered nerves are contained, in con-
densed form, in DIR. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People. All druggists sell them.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
KnOCked fluA

1t knocks out all calculations Of ~
tending to business in the right vav
for day when we wake IN in ny
morning sore and stiff. The disannoin+
ment lies in going to bed all right an'1
waking up all wrong. There is shnnt
ana sure way out of it. Go to bed q flor
a good rub with st. Jacobs Oil and yo,
wake up all right: soreness and sf;er
ness all some. So sure is this that nan
much exposed in changeful weofhor
keep bottle of it on the mantel fo,.
use at night to make sure of roino to
work in good fix.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
STILL THERE Is MONEY IN TT.

Carl Vollen sold $3.50 of Salzer's Cab
bage. Labor, seed, rent and all did mot.
cost him $50. profit $500. You can beat
that and make lots of money on Early
Radishes, Peas, Lettuce, Mushrooms,
Onions, Sweet Corn, Tomatoes, Pota-
toes, etc. Salzer warrants his seeds
the earliest in the world. Potatoes only
$3.50 per barrel Millions of Raspber.
ries, Cherries, Apples and small fruits.
Catalogue tells all about them.
Send this Notice with lac. Stamps to
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, and get free their big Plant and
Seed Catalogue and 10 packages vege-
table and flower seeds, novelties worth
ST 90 c. u.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
RESIGNATION OF DR.. HALL.

Surprise Over the Wealthy Minister'S
Retirement Is General.
The Fifth Avenue Presbyterian Church
in New York is the richest Presbyterian
congregation in America. 1t has 1000
members and the church usually contains
1000 auditors at the principal service
Sunday morning. It's spiritualizing inf1u-
ence is felt all over the mighty metropolis.
Just now public attention is drawn to it
by the resignation of its pastor, Rev. DR..
John Hall, who has served it thirty years
and whose forceful utterances and jealous
labors are known to the world. On re-
cent Sunday he announced his resignation
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
Barely Saved HirnaeIr

How old arc your asked the In
surance agent of the lady.
Il was thoughtless of him, and ber
indignant "sirp brought him straight
way to his senses.
VI course: you will understand ha
went on, that we have to ba carofn,
ABOUT making contracts. / merely
Wlshed to assure myself that YOU were
legally OF age
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
1893 Calendars.

A very handsome calendar for 1893,
made to represent a Government mail
pouch, has been issued by the Lake Shore
and Michigan Southern Ry. 1t is printed
in rich brown and gold on heavy enam-
eled card, size Sx15 inches. The calen-
dar will be sent free anywhere, Ola receipt
of eight cents in postage to cover cost Of
mailing, by applying to \. j. Smith, G. Z.
& 7. a., Cleveland, 0.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
CHRONIC RHEUMATISM.

From the Industrial Ne,cs. Jackson. Mich
The subject of this sketch is fifty-six
years of age. and actively engaged in
farming. When seventeen years cid he
hurt his shoulder, and few years inter
commenced to have rheumatic pains in it.
On taking a slight cold or the least strain,
the trouble would start and he would suf-
fer the most excruciating pains.
lie suffered for over thirty years, and
the last decade has suffered SO much that
he was unable to do any work. To this,
ing him almost a helpless invalid.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
Do You Dance Tonight?

Shake in your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Chilblains. Frost Bites
and Sweating Feet. At all druggists and
shoe stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy, n. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
Try Grafn-O! Try Grain o!

Ask your Grocer to-day to show you q
packageof GRAIEO, the new food drink
that takes the place of coffee. The chill
dren may drink it without injury as well
as the adult. All who try it. like 1t.
GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown OF
Mocha or Java, but it is made from snre
grains, and the most delicate stomach re-
ceives it without distress. Il the price OF
coffee. 15c. and % cts. per package. Sold
by all grocers
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
EeWare OF Ointm nts for Catarr1, tb,,
(Ontain NJ ercury

as mercury will surely DESTROY the sense ~
smell and completely derange tile whole system
when entering it through the mucous surfaces.
prescriptions from reputable physicians as t I
damage they will do is tenfold to the GOOD Won
can possibly derive from them Halls Catsrrh
do. o.. contains no mercury, and IS taken infer
nally. acting directly upon the blood and mn
cous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall S
CatarrI Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is
taken internally and made in Toledo. Ohio. by
+: J. Cheney g. Co.. Testimonials free. -
~ Sold by Druggists, 75c. per bottle
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
What Do the Children Drink?

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have
you tried the new food drink called
GRAhN-O? 1t is delicious and nourish-
ing, and takes the place of coffee. The
more Grain-O you give the children the
more health you distribute through their
systems. Grain-O is made of pure grains,
and when properly prepared tastes like
the choice grades of coffee, but costs
about Il as much. All grocers sell it. 1oc
and DC
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
Household Chatter.

The doormat-Anybody can get the
pull on you.
The doorbel,-Yes; but not until after
they walk all over you.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

u,hrea men were seriously and two IA
tally burned as the result OF Doller *.
plosion in the Ferncliffe distillery q.
louisville, Ky. The fatally injured are:
1obn Kenny and Phil kirb.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
Hawaii and Tapan.

Dispatches from Washington state that
there are about to be important develop
ments in the Japanese imbroglio with the
Government of the Hawaiian Islands How
ever this may be. certain 1t is that the dis
turbance of the stomach caused by simple in
digestion will develop into chronic dyspepsia
unless checkmated at the start. The finest
stomachic is Hostctter's Stomach Bitters,
which promptly rectifies gastric trouble. and
does away with irregularity of the bowels
and liver.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

Two boys applied match to spray of
Ill sewing from a small aperture in the
Standard Oil Company's pipe line from
S;starville and Warrington to Morgan
+own ". Va. Fifty acres of forest and
so,a we're soon ablaze, and all the oil in
- miles of six-inch pipe, nearly 1900
barrels. was consumed.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

Charity, Thy Name Is Woman.
Helen--I wonder why Kate doesn't
mind her own business.
Mattie-She hasn't any.
Helen-Business?
Mattie-No; mind.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
A sympathetic Husband

"How is your wife coming on?' asked
a man of an old negro.
"Porely. sab. Yesterday she tried ter
from t-ttiron at me, and de poor
woman was so weak hit didn't reach
me by ten feet. Hit zausts her, sab,
jess ter hit me er crack wild de broom
stick. My heart jess bleeds for her >,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order
TO be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures
sick headache. Price % and soc.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
The Reason.
1AI NCdSOus
Are my clothes ready?

Customer-Are my clothes ready?
Taiior-Not yet, sir.
Customer-But you said you would
have them done if you worked all
night.
Taiior-Yes; but 1 didn't work all
night.-Harper's Bazaar.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

It Keeps the Feet Warm ana Dry
And is the only cure, 10: Ch.lbiains.
Frost Bites. Damp, Swearing Feet.
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot Ease, powder to be shaken into
the shoes. AT all druggists and shoe
stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmstcd. LEROY. n. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
Plausible Theory.

Giles-I wonder what makes gas bills
run up SO quickly?
Smiles-Must be ON account of the
number Of feet each one has.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

A CORE
S p ondent,
in a COM
lllunication
to this pa
per, says
during the
past few
months so
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

No man is ever indifferent to the
worlds good opinion until he has lost
all claim to it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

Klondike via Portland, Tacoma or Sc
attic. Only personally conducted excur-
sions to Portland leave Chicago Thurs
days. Write JNO. SEBASTIAN, G. P.
a., Chicago
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
The Old Reliable,

Mrs. Blank Geading paper)-WEat
are these ''stock quotations:'
Mr.. Blank-Oh, they are the dialogue
used in the comic papers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get
sample bottle free. Sold in 70 and 2O
cent bottles. Go at once; delays are dan
gerOuS.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

The British colonial secretary has ap-
proved a loan of $5,00O.0O0 for the
building of railways in the Malay pc
ninsula.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

Out of 100 teeth of adults that TWEEN
ty-fiye years ago would have been ruth
lessly drawn, at least ninety-nine are
saved to-day by the progress of dentist
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

after first DAYS G OF Or. Klines Great Nerve Re-
orer. send for KEE So GO trial bottle and treat SO
Dr. r. II. LINE. Ito. 9ol Arch ST. Phlade lplia, re.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

Mrs. Wfnslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
teething: sottens the gums, reouceS Inflammation.
allays / ain cures wind collie. Is cents bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

The total area of the Sandwich or
Hawaiian Islands is about the same as
New Jersey.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

Too much sensibility creates unhap-
piEess; too much insensibility creates
crime.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

Piso's Cure for Consumption is the only
cough medicine used in my housed. G..
Albright. Mifflinburg. Pa. Dec. II, 80.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

Mammas If your little ones CONTRACT SKIN clsea'eS ~
school amply Glenn's Sulphur soap. ,uo,,r IN.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye. DiacK Oh Dic"h' ooe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Druggists
refund the money if 1t fails to cure CSC.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
osyt ENJOYS

T. method and results when
~. w FIGS is taken; it is pleasant
59'treshing to the taste: and acts
k5j,,'11sstpromptly on the Kidneys .S es
r;1l Bowels, cleanses the sys'
] i nt dispels colds, head:
~ ~ and fcvers and cures habltu I,
s' 'ri Syrup of Figs is the
rncdy Of its kind ever pro-
\ I pIcasiing to the taste and &C.
M to the stomach, prompt in
E'+on and truly beneficial In its
T. prepared only from the most
tTrsnd agreeable substances, its
'rgcellcnt qualities commend it
and have made it the most
Ilr remedy known.
m ~ Of FIGS is for sale in so
bottles by all leading drug
4 Any reliable druggist who
rnt have it on hand will pro-
n promptly for any one who
stoty it. Do not accept any
titute.
yE0DNLA FIG syrup CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
msypLE KK NEW YORK, NY.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

If the counsel be good, what matters
who gave it?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27
WHERE HARD TIMES ARE NOT
KNOWN.

Described by st. Paul Paper as the
New Star of Liberty.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

It is impossible to live higher than
we look.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1898-01-27

gerOuS.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1898-07-14
Yisitors From snaOa.

Whatever be their origin, it would
seem that these solid bodies (meteorites)
are hurtling through space at velocities
which may be anything between 10 and
40 miles second. IL they come near
enough to this earth to be attracted by
it, their course is changed, and present.
ly they enter our atmosphere The re-
suit is sudden check to their speed.
owing to the intense resistance and fric-
ton engendered by contact with the air
particles
What happens may be likened to the
sudden application of the wooden brake
block to the rapidly moving wheel of
an express train. Heat is generated in
exchange for motion, and the trail of
sparks from the checked wheel is rep
resented in the checked meteorite by a
luminous trail. We commonly call it a
shooting star, and If it's mass be small
it is possibly altogether dissipated in
heat and gas, or it may ultimately
find it's way to our earth as dust. Such
"meteoric dust" has been found on the
eternal snow Of mountains, where dust
Of the ordinary type would be impossi-
BILE. If, on the other hand, the mass of
matter be large, its surface only will
be affected by the sudden heat gener-
ated, and it may fall to the ground en-
tire or possibly explode and be scattered
in fragments over wide area.-Cham-
bers' journal.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1898-07-14

ing in any way my description had been
observed passing through or wandering
about the many villages and hamlets
skirting the great forest. The supersti-
tious peasants soon began to eye me
askance and crossed themselves as pass
ed. muttering, Werewolf, - and it was
with a curious blending of fear, inter
est and baffied curiosity that returned
to Paris wearied and annoyed at my un-
successful efforts to retrace my singular
adorer. Still it was not long before my
strange adventure and its stranger hero
were forgotten in the mad whirl of court
life, filed as it was to the brim with
adventures and admirers too although
Of a singu1arly different character.
Seven years later, however, my mid
night escapade was forcibly recalled to
my remembrance by the priest of the
village church which have already
mentioned in the beginning of this sto-
nv. He brought me, he said, a package
which had been confided to his care by
a young gypsy lad. The boy had explain
ed that the parcel was for the lady of
Kerzigolet'' and had been given him by
diving member of his tribe.
Judge of my surprise when on remov-
ing the covering of the small package
recognized the little silken purse which
had given the old mendicant as a SOU
venir SO long before, while, stranger
still. between it's faded meshes the vel
low CLINT Of the goldpieces still SHIN
mered brightly. From the French Fol
Short Stories.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1898-07-14
Patriotism In Germany.

In Germany they teach patriotism in
the popular schools; in England we do
not-at any rate not officially. In Ger
many the kaiser's birthday, the ami
yersary of Sedan and other national
landmarks are celebrated in the national
schools. They have feasts and music
and excursions, but the children have
kept clearly before their eyes the reason
for their rejoicings Indeed, the law i'm
presses upon parents and children that
all voluntary absence from these school
feasts is an offense. There were parents
who kept their children back, especially
| from the Sedan commemoration, and
this ON conscientious grounds. But now
no longer, "for, says the magistrate,
''any unexcused absence from patriotic
festivals established by the school shall
be considered as voluntary nonattend
ance, and inspectors, teachers and the
authorities concerned are hereby in
structed to this effect -
Patriotism la pedagogue perhaps,
but patriotism none the less, and the
children of great empire might per-
haps do well to take leaf out of book
made in Germany. Let us imagine the
establishment of the English child if he
were told that he was to have holiday
and fete for the sake of some great
event in our own history. But Germany
has these patriotic school feasts and
France the emblem of the republic in
every schoolroom because they actually
imagine the patriot is made as well as
born. Pail Mall Gazette.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1898-07-14
Social Mistakes.

Perhaps the greatest of all social mis-
Eakes is to be continually talking about
oneself There is no word in all the
vocabulary of conversation SO tedious to
others as that personal pronoun II.
Though one of the smallest words in
use, there is none that takes up more
room in the everyday world. Il" is
bore. It is better not to mention his
name oftener than can be avoided. An
other social folly is "gush." There is
an insincere ring about it. True, there
are people who gush from sheer good
nature in wishing to give pleasure, yet
| they should remember that even amiable
exaggeration is like coarse sugar plum,
agreeable at first, but leaving a doubt
full taste in the mouth afterward.
On the other hand, there is q certain
class of people in society who are equal
~ foolish in going to the other extreme.
They feign indifference about everybody
and everything, seldom expressing either
interest or admiration. They think it
''bad form" to show any pleasure in
life and a sign of superiority to be in
capable of enthusiasm. A social folly
is to imagine that people are always
looking at or thinking Of you. Such
ideas are often the offsprings of conceit.
AS matter of fact the people very
often look at you without seeing or
thinking of you. They have other things
to think of. If we could only convince
ourselves that we are not always the
pivot Of our friends and acquaintances'
thoughts, there would be fewer hurt
feelings and imaginary grievances =
Spokane Spokesman Review.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1898-07-14
unn Church. staanIn.

Two Triggers in western city few
years ago performed feat that for dar-
ing and steadiness Of nerve equals any
thing ON record.
Repairs were necessary at the top OF
very high church steeple. There was
no way to reach the spot from the in
side, and the ringers procured number
of light ladders and dashed them, one
above the other, to the outside of the
steeple The topmost ladder, however,
was not high enough to enable them to
reach the desired spot, and as the upper
part of the steeple was too small to per-
NIT the proper flashing to it of ladder
a daring expedient was resorted to.
One of the men, carrying pot OF
melted solder, climbed from one ladder
to another until he had reached the last
one, and then, bracing himself, he rails
ed an extra ladder that the other rigger
had brought up in his hand and leaned
it against the steeple. Then the man be-
low grasped this ladder and held 1t
steady while the man above mounted it
to the point where his work was to be
done. He began the work at once, and
all promised well till suddenly he jos
tied the solder pot, and the fiery stuff
ran out and fell over the hands of the
man who was holding the ladder.
But the brave fellow did not move
With presence of mind and courage
worthy of monument he, maintained
a firm hold of the ladder until his COM
panion could come down from his peril
GUS perch. -Philadelphia Times.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1898-07-14
nlras a. surrsons.

Some interesting observations made
by M. Fatio ON the surgical treatment
of wounds by birds were recently
brought before the Physical society of
Geneva. LII these it was established
that the snipe had often been observed
in repairing damages With its beak
and feathers it makes very creditable
dressing and has even been known to
secure broken limb by means of stout
igature. On one occasion M. FatiO
killed a snipe Which had ON its chest q
large dressing composed of down from
other parts of the body and securely
fixed to the body by coagulated blood.
Twice he had snipe with interviewer
feathers strapped ON to the site of a
fracture of one OF other limb. The most
interesting example was that of snipe
both of whose legs he had unfortunately
broken by misdirected shot. He only
recovered it on the following day, when
he found that the wounded bird had
contrived to apply dressings and sort
of splint to both limbs. In carrying out
this operation some feathers had become
entangled round the beak, and not be-
ing able to use its claws to get rid of
them the poor creature was almost dead
from hunger when found. - Public
Opiuion.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1898-07-14
France and UneIe Sam.

The French papers are busily collect
ing instances of what they consider
American unfriendliness toward France,
in order to bolster up their campaign Of
hostility against the United States.
The Figaro recently published George
Bancroft's letter of congratulation to
Bismarck on the result of the Franco
Prussian war, and follows it up with
several other incidents of a like nature,
among which is General Grants tele-
gram Of congratulation to the emperor
of Germany in 1870, and the fact that
Victor Hugo refused to receive him ON
account of it during his visit to Paris
several years later.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1898-07-14

Few men In Detroit Real Estate Circles
are better known than Frank B. Trout.
None place higher va1ue on their reputa-
ton.
Mr.. Trout has reason to believe IN the
eotency cf Dr.. Williams Pink Pills, and
be does not hesitate to say so.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills saved the life
Of his daughter.
Saved her when eminent physicians
failed, when the pharmacopoeia was ex-
hausted, when science acknowledges
defeat.
The gratitude Of che father overba1ances
die natural conservatism of the man, and
he tells the world his story that others
may Be benefited.
e. At the age Of fourteen" said MIR.
Trout, 1--WE had to take Our daughter
from school owing to her health. She
began to fall away and became pale and
Ianguid. She was so weak she would
fall down every time she tried to walk
q When she was fifteen she weighed
only ninety pounds.
"She was actually fading away.
"Severa1 physicians said she might out
grow It, bot that 1t would no doubt terni-
nate IN consumption.
She was growing weaker every day;
We concluded we must lose ot1r child.
"The medical profession had exhausted
their skill. we had tried all the well known
remedies. Finally bought box of DIR.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People and