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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-09-15

400 A. ST. Daily From Jacksonville.
Savannah. Charleston. Atlan-
a. Macon Augusta. end all
points South.
Sis A. n IaNr except sunday ATTAIN
fa. Athoua. and Raleigh. hel-
derson. Lyuchhlfs and tAe
West
g.a7 A. 81 rsNv Petersburg local.
500 A. NJ sunday only From Atlanta.
Athens Ralalsl and ilonter-
SON IynchDurs and fho West
HOS A. ~ Daily Norfolk SUFFOLK aud
pofc.sburs.
GAO T. NJ Daily Jacksonville. Savan-
rah Charleston. Wilmington,
8Olls10ro and all points
South.
6.-5 p. NJ Daily. Norfolk suffolk. WaV-
ary and petar-Durs.
g.-s T. NJ. Dalv prfer-bur-. Lynch
burg and West
1905 A. A. Sunday Accommodation.
4.W ~ ST. Sunday Accommodations.
% 81 EMERSON.
j. r. KENLY Traffic Manager
General Mana rcr
II. " EMERSON
General Passenger Agent.
g. s. CAMPBELL
Division Passenger Agent
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-09-15

49,. -.----~.> $4,000
SAVE % PER CENT. By BUYING
GROCERIES OF s TI1.MAN's SON.
IIanulated sugar. per p0und..... .
Large Irish Potatoes. peek. 10
I-poHnf papers Economy Roasted
r,~csi q 49,, ....''.. .,,o,,ni 11h
silver King Minnesota Patent -
Family Flour, g. . barrel; bag
Wash Powders for................
LARGE Cans Table Peaches.....'.
Genuine Vermont Maple Syrup,
nolile .+..........,... .......'.'''' az
Lion Coffee f-pOuud papers,. "a
Snow Flake Patent Family flour'
81 barrel; bag.....,...; .-.'...''''' 81
Good Hay per hundred ;;;,.....''' ,3
5. ULLMANS son.
WANTFD. AT ONCE. \ SECOND
HAND ORGAN MUST oe IN Eosu NJ,
dar STATE lowest price. Address A. W.
WANTED A FEW BOARDERS IN \
small rrfvatc family. rooms plitht ana
eirv nicely furnished. Terms Ieason-
afio. no east Main street sepll
vor-NrG LADY OF EXPERIENCE
1eairns "a rosifi0n 90 teach the English
branches or as companion, "hiius
Hw HU
30 tennis MISS s.. Mohcmcnco. Pow
haitian county. VA. i'
WANTED. TO KNOW or THE MAN
who spit in my face from the towe, 9t
t,r rf- Hall last Tuesday az l o'clock
y ST. tho brand of tobacco he was
chewing To must have been Battle Ak.
Address r.. care Times office. sel'
v-,,-rrn -FOUR GOOD. ENERGETIC
Young men IN work in and around hicl-
mord Apply $40 north Eleventh street
-.f- T. o.. COWEIIa
.rr,f,, IL MONEY! THEN SAVE TIT
1,f ra-o labor hv using Richmond
Cedar Wrrlys' celchratei stcam-dri ri
Iirdlinr wood. tho hosf 0n the mark 2.
priro SRI 80 uor half cord for % KIM
ir0 fTO ner half cord k.ndlinr with
tf,-ra. Vf75 nar half cord half pine
and half kndling. $40 per half cord,
half pine and half slabs.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-09-15

old DOMINION STEAMSHIP COM
y PAM.
DAILY SERVICE EXcEPr SUNDAY.
steamers leave Norioik.
b. VA. DAILY except sunday
49, ne $50 l.. NJ Passen-
lffa gers leave Richmond Via
th-f-H,N o. g. %. railroad @ A.
iN 81. 0r b. and - railroad.
a. and W. route. A. ~.
ITO connect Win steamer nj
Norfolk.
DIRECT STEAMER leaves Richmond
for <.e York STA James river every
lrIuI.r fulsseuger3 aud trc.shD a. l..
81 Additional steamer ltreisnt ana steer
.... ua .n1ersl leaves Richmond Tor Nur-
oU avery Wednesday ana Friday a.
j.. g.. connecting with steamer i0s new
FROM NEW YORK. pa engcrs can
foI-a DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY. o Il.
N. Saturdays 4 H. 81, Tor Richmond Via
DIf Point or Norfolk
DUECT STEAMER via James river
r,,,-r leaves every Saturday passengers
ana freienD f. 81 and freight by
.t.graar vIl Norfolk Mondays ana We'd
neslays. Sal.iuEs from company pler.
Z5 North river.
For fuu Information apply 90
JOHN H. MAYER Agent.
1912 east Main street.
Richmond Va.
W L. Guuiaudeu. President and
Traffic Manager New York.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-09-15

If YOU have been sick you viii find
Hoods saTsaparlla the bes. medicine yoa
can take 10 give You. appetite and
strength and restore you 10 a condition
OF perfect health.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-09-15

dissolution sALE-WE ARE STILL
closing ont our large stocA OF Frli. ..s
and have nne lime of Nlciolia- sure
revs. phactons. Traps. bu-4les' Dou-a-
efoci, OF DELIVERY WAGONS for day
goods. groceries. shoe store. ana MIX
werons. Also a large lot of second
hand vohicles All of this STOCK WIZ De-
sad A1stOsT 20 settle up our business
~, an esrl,- dlte. w. G.. SMITH IS CO..
3i4 north Fifth street
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-09-15

HOODS PILLS cure nausea. sick head
ache, biliousness and all ll1er ills. Price
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-09-15

Richmond Trust and
Safe Deposit Company,
Deposits Received and Inter
est Allowed OF Daily
Balances.

President. JOHN SHELTON WILLIAMS
Weep Presidents. JAMES n, DoOLh u D.
PRANK a. DAVENfot i,.r,,- ,.>-
DON CAITIL.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-09-15

J. II. Valentine Auctioneer.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1898-09-15

FEiea2: 81. 7Ss.. 30. -iA -sa-
The Republican journal., 1898-01-20

There was large attendance at the Meth
odist vestry last Sunday evening to hear
Miss Nellie Thompson. the evangelist.
Services at the Universalist church next
Sunday will be as follows: Morning wor-
ship, with sermon, at 10 45, followed by Sun
day school. Devotional meeting at six
O'Clock in the vestry led by the pastor. The
ing service the choir will sing "Out of the
Depths by G. W. Marston and "As the
Hart Panteth," by A. J. Davis.
The Central Maine Y. P. c. U. met in
convention in the Unversalst church Fair
field, Jan. 18th, with a large attendance.
Miss Blanche Fairbrother of Skowhegan
gave very eloquent paper on "Will it be
all the same one hundred years hence ?'
PiJtstield, Hallow ell, Waterville, Skowhe-
gan, Oakland and Union were ably represent
ed. Rev Henry R. Ross of Auburn gave the
address of the convention in the evening,
his topic being, The Gospel of the United
States.
The usual prayer and conference meeting
at the North church will be held at Is this,
Thursday evening. Topic, "False and True
Ideas about Cod" Ps. 50:7-21 Matt. % % SO
Heb s. The teachers of the Sunday school
will have a meeting after the close of the
prayer meeting The Sunday services will
be as follows: Sermon by the pastor, Rev.
Geo. .. Mills, at IU.f0 a. III SUNDAY school
at II NJ; G. E. meeting at 6 Is M, Topic,
practical applications of the Beatitudes, -
Matt. SLIP. The pastor will lecture in the
vestry at 7.15 p. III.
At the Baptist church next Sunday the
pastor will preach morning and evening.
The subject of the morning sermon will be
"Gratitude and Fortitude," Acts 10 The
evening sermon will be on Stirring the
Eagles Nest" Deut. 32;11. The music by
the choir and chorus will be as follows;
Morning
o Rest in the Lord, Willard
Soprano solo and quartette.
Come Near Me, o My Saviour,
arr. by A. W. Keene
Evening.
A Mighty Fortress, Luther
Eye Hath not Seen, Gaul
The services at the Methodist Episcopal
church next Sunday forenoon will be con-
Quoted by Miss Thompson, who is assisting
the pastor in revival services. The other
services of the day will be as follows: Sun
day school at y M; meeting of Junior
League at $50 p. M; meeting of Epworth
League at 6, including the recognition of Of
ficers. This will be a very interesting exer-
else and presence of every member is much
desired Song service at Z, followed by a
discourse by Miss Nellie Thompson, who is
we'll known in this city as most faithful
and earnest Christian worker.
The Republican journal., 1898-01-20

A partition has been put up at the freight
house of the Boston B. Bangor s. s. Co., to
break the north winds at the freight slip.
See notice of Dietz, Denison & Prior,
bankers, IS Congress street, Boston, con-
corning the new Belfast per cent bonds and
the taking in exchange of the old per cent.
bonds.
The Current Events Club met with Rev.
Geo. S. Mills last Monday evening and dis
cussed the Hawaiian question. There was
a large attendance and much interest. The
next meeting will be with Mrs. Edward
Sibley.
The January number of The Girls Home,
the little paper issued by the Children's Aid
Society, has been received and as usual it is
full of interest. Mrs. Annie L. McKeen
contributes an article on the Massachusetts
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Children
ENTERPRIsING. The Rollins school of
Lawrence, Mass, F. W. Chase, formerly of
this city, principal, is to have Washington,
d. C., excursion, with stops at Philadelphia
and New York. Twenty-Five dollars covers
practically every expense OF the tour. The
at the capital. The excursionists will leave
Friday, jan 28th.
The meetings of the assignees and stock
AotNOlo u oho A/OkhO " 0PdiuAuk ouoo W. W
adjust the affairs of the company have not
yet resulted in final settlement; meeting
was in progress yesterday afternoon when
The Journal went to press. The stock on
which work had begun when the assignment
was made is being worked up as fast as
possible and small crew will probably be
employed the remainder of the week. It is
understood that the present corporation
will not continue the business, but the
assignees hope to be able to make some
arrangement by which the factory can be
again started. At the meeting yesterday
the expert accountant who had been EN-
ployed to audit the books reported that the
accounts were correct and that the business
had been run at loss. The factory has
made $4,000 pairs of shoes at an average
loss of IA cents per pair. The expense ac
count amounted to $4,000 of which $11 600,
or the amount paid for insurance, he at,
power, office expenses, etc, would have
been the lsame without regard to the
amount of business done When the sales
fell off, which they did in October last,
the ratio of expenses to the income in
creased and loss was the result Consid-
cradle expense was incurred at the start in
setting up and getting ready for business,
which accounts for loss which all expect
ed, in the beginning. The reason why the
sales fell off the accountant is unable to
give. He says, in addition, that the quality
of goods manufactured was fully up to
grade and that the percentage of goods re-
turned was very small.
The Republican journal., 1898-01-20

At Probate Court held at Belfast, within and for
the County of Waldo on the second Tuesday of
January. A. ID. 1898.
A certain instrument, purporting to be the last
"A will and testament OF FREEMAN ATWOOD,
ed, having been presented for probate
Ordered, That notice be given to all persons in
terested BY causing copy of this order to be
lican Journal, printed at Belfast, that they may
appear at Probate Court, to be held at Belfast,
within and for said County, on the second Tues
noon, and show cause, if any they have, why the
same should not be proved, approved and allowed.
GEO. E. JOHNSON, Judge
true copy. Attest:
CHAs. P. HAZELTINE, Register
The Republican journal., 1898-01-20
JUDGE FOR YOURSELF

Which is Better, Try an Experiment or
Profit by a Belfast Citizens Experi-
ence.
Something new is an experiment.
Must be proven to be as represented.
Be successful at home or you doubt it.
The statement of manufacturer is not con-
vincing proof of merit,
But the endorsement of a friend is.
Now, supposing you had bad back,
lame weak or aching one.
Would you experiment on it?
You will read of many so called cures,
But they come from far away places.
1t is different when the endorsement comes
from home.
Easy to prove that it is so.
Home endorsement is The proof that backs
every box of Doan's Kidney Pills Read this
case:
MIR. Ralph Shute of Searsport Ave, shore road
says: 81 have had kidney trouble for about two
years In tie summer of '96 during haying I
was taken with stitch in my back and side. 7
bad that l was laid up for six weeks nv
back aching continually, and along with it had
another kidney weakness which was very annov-
ing | saw Doan's Kidney Pills advertised and
got box at kilgore & Wilson's drug store
found after using them that the pain was much
lessened; in fact they helped my kidney trouble in
every way l will always speak we'll Of Doan's
Kidney Pills TO my friends. I give my statement
for the benefit of others. Doan's Kidney Pills de
serve to be well known
Doans KidneN Pills are sold for 80 cents per
box, for sale by NJ dealers; sent by mail on re-
ceipt of price by Foster Miburn Co., Buffalo, n
Y, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name, DOAN'S, and take no sub
Stitute
The Republican journal., 1898-01-20
The Churches.

There was large attendance at the Meth
odist vestry last Sunday evening to hear
Miss Nellie Thompson, the evangelist.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
A Long str.tch o. wives.

l know one gentleman whose wives
stretch across 300 miles Of country, with "a
good wife base in Il coast town us we'll
This system of jndiciouslY conducted alli-
nnces gives the black trader Il security
nothing clso can, because naturally no
marries into influential families at zach
village, and all his wives relatives on the
mothers sdo regard him as one Of them
solves and look after him and his inter
csts. That security can lie in women, cs-
pecially so many women, the so called
civilized man may ironically doubt bul
the security is there and there only, and
on sound basis, for remember tho losl
ton of travelling traders wife in II vii
lago is position that gives tho lady pres.
tigc, the discreet husband showing little
favors to her family md friends if she
asks for them when he is with her And.
then, sho has not got the bother of having
man always about tho house and liable
to get all sorts of silly notions into his
head II sho speaks to another gentlemen.
and then go and impnrt these notions 10
her with cutlnss or il knssengo, MS the
more domestic husband, | am assured hy
black ladies, is prone to- Travels ln
West Africa" by Mary IL. kingsloy
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.

Tho rattles of British American Indians
nro frequently mado in the form of birds
or small animals.
Tho balalaika, OF Russian guitar, has a
triangular body with four strings and lis
played with u bow
Tho gourt rattle, used among the Zunis
OF New Mexico, is made OF gourd with a
wooden handle, n few pebbles or beans be-
ing placed inside.
Tho Japanese have an instrument called
tho biwa. sort of mandolin, with very
short handle. 1t is played with pleotrum
and has four strings.
Tho vielle, or hurdy gurdy, is curious
Instrument of tho middle ages. 1t is be-
ieved to date from the eleventh century.
The tones are produced by tho revolution
Of wheel over the strings.
Tho Alaska Indians have violin closely
resembling in form the primitive instru-
mont OF tho Same kind used among the
Persians and Turks. 1t hus two strings
md is played with u small bow
The Burmese soung is harp, the BODY
being modelled like boat with a long
high Prov. Tho Instrument has q scale
from low A in tho bass clef to f in the g
olef. 1t is used to accompany vocal music.
The zeze is fnvorito instrument in cast
Africa. 1t is n sort of crude violin, com
posed OF u bar Of wood fastened to largo
gonrd. Thcro is Il single string made of
vegetable fiber, and different tones ara
produced by longthoning or shortening
tho string.-St. Louis Democrat.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
Making Things Clear.

An old PEBBLES worthy and an Eng
llsh lady were one day recently occu-
pants of IL railway carriage in an Edin-
burgh bound train. The train had been
waiting long at certain station, and
there was no appearance of its starting,
when the worthy remarked, They're a
gey taiglesome lot here
Il beg your pardon" said the lady.
Pm sayin they're an awfu' daidlin
squad here" said tho old fellow.
Il really beg your pardon, SIR" she
rejoined.
I'm remarkin they're vera dreich
lot here the nicht," the old gentleman
further ventured.
Really, must again beg your par
non, said the lady, with marked en-
barrassment, but do not comprehend
you.
Il was just trying to say the train
vas late, ne finally blurted.
Indeed, sir, it is very late" agreed
the lady.
And the conversation collapsed.
Dundee News.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
PEN, cHISEL AND BRUSH.

Raphael is said to have conceived in
dreams the ideas of some of his greatest
pictures.
The late president of the Royal acad.
envy, Sir John Alillais, received an average
OF $4,000 for each of tho 200 pictures he
painted
Augustus St. Gaudens, the sculptor,
works quietly in his studio on Broadway.
New York, and seldom, if over, intrudesl
upon othor people.
Florence Marryat, the novelist, has set
for herself n hercnlean task in starting u
school for the purpose of teaching yonng
nspirants the art of novel writing
Anthony Hope Hawkins, being asked If
he would write book on America after
his reading tour in the fall, answered.
Not If you treat no well over there In.
deed will be there too long to write my
Impressions. l understand that no tray.l
eler ever writes book who stays in a
country more than week, and will ba;
In America three months at the least.'r
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
GRANTS tiORSEMANsHIP.
How the General Astonished Those Dash
inE Italian Officers.

How the General Astonished Those Dash
inG Italian Officers.
a writer in /McCluro's Magazine soys
that In tho spring of 1878 no wns in tho
city of Milan, and there, before the hotel
where no was staying, he saw an immense
crowd about beautiful horse which thrco
grooms wero holding with difficulty. A
group of Italian officers in full uniform
wero waiting near on their horses, and evil
IDENTIFY some grand ceremonial was about
to take place Presently he was told that
General Grant was to review tho pride and
flower of tho Italian army, the flying
bersagliori, and in Il few moments the
general appeared, dressed very plainly in
civilians clothes
He walked ont of the hotel quito unno.
ticed, and presently ono of tho officers, who
had dismounted and was standing in tho
hallway to receive him, remarked:
why does not General Grant Gomez
There hu goes" said tho American,
pointing to tho simply dressed figure.
The Italians gave Il doubtful laugh.
mo" said one, that cannot no he
But us the general very evidently stood
waiting for them, thoy advanced, received.
him and took him to his horse, which was
making frantic md almost successful Ct
forts to escape from tho three stalwart
grooms. moro wicked looking creature
it would 10 difficult to describe, and from,
the sly looks TINT passed among the elc.
CANT young officers it almost seemed rs if
they had, of set purpose, assigned their
guest II stecd not yet broken.
But General Grant looked at the horse
and his face lighted with admiration
Whether ho was not we'll, or merely us
snmcd Il sort of hclplcssncss, could not be
determined, but in mounting he accented
the aid of two officers, and from an M.
parent stiffness had some difficulty in get.
ting his right leg ovor the saddle
Once in tho seat, however, no graspod
the rcins settled himself, Strengthened his
form and assumed so perfectly the air of "A
horsenan that n shout of applause went
up from tho crowd. The horse, after !.
few plungcs, discovered that he had found
his master and started off in gentle trot
Tho bcrsaglier perform oil their ma,
ncuvers at n run, ard for two hours most
of the time with his horse at n gallon
Gonoral Grant kept them moving. Whom
he returned to tho hotel, his escort, them
selves rather ruflled by fatigue, wero loud
in expressions of wonder and admiration
and tho great American was still as calm
ms If ho had not been in the saddle ut all
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
No More of 1t For Him.

He entered the shop of fashionable
bootmaker, look of determination on
his face. 1t was such lool, as one sees
on the face of a man who is firmly re-
solved to carry out, ut all hazards, Il de-
clslon which will change tho whole
course of his life
"H'm9' ho began as the assistant
stepped forward and politely questioned
him as to his requirements in feet
beautifiers. II want a pair of shoes for
my wife, Mrs Brown
Yes, sir, certainly" said the Young
man briskly. Same style and size as
last week?''
Same style. Size, fives-wide fives, !"
replied Brown decidedly.
"But-er-excuse me. Mrs. Brown
only takes-that is, sho usually has
3]9," exclaimed the assistant, who
knew the lady well.
Are You married, young mani"
querled Brown sternly, the look of de-
termination deepening on his careworn
features.
"Er-not yet, sir" answered the
shopmaD, blushing
Il thought not returned Brown.
Il am! l am not going to suffer half
an hours purgatory every morning,
watching woman trying to squeeze a
bushel of feet into peck of boots. I've
stood it long enough, and I'm going to
take her Il pair that will fit. Pear
sons Weekly.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
JUST a FEW SMILES.
The Podestrian,s praxer.


Kecr mo this day unframed, pray,
From wheelmen scorching up and dovn.
They mover look nor carc-not they.
They bowl one DER and ride away,
Anu who thoy are there's mono can say
Aud you with broken ribs and crown.
from reckless driving, implorc,
Guard me this day. / fear the boy
Who drives for some small. petty store.
lE;tch year their numbers grow the moro, }
Ihey dash along with wild uproar
And accidents fill them with Joy.
But II 1t DO ordained thatI
Must meet today with hap'ning dire.
That spite of how strive and try,
In spite of care and warning cry,
Am struck, run DER and senseless lie,
Grant mo tho favor require
Let me yet, while sigh and groan,
But have ut least tho luck or chance
That that which breaks my collar bone
Be carriage some rich man shall own
whose nnme and number will BIO known
Ere am in the ambulance.
Let me be bruised by cable cars
(Street railroads are the best to sue),
Or some great brewery's wagon jars
30 what shall make mo first SEQ stars
AND leave me with the jury scars
Scars tell with twelve good men and true.
Keep mo, pray, unframed this day
AS go forth where danger lies,
But IT with harm or hurt 1 meet,
Let 1T be done, pray, entreat,
BY those responsible, complete
For damages and compromise.
-hoy l.. McCardcll in New York Journal.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
t,lizaheth. Y. j.. Oct. ID.

Ely Bros. Dear Sirs:- Please accept
my thanks for your favor in the gift of
bottle If Cream Balm. Let me say have
used it for years and can thoroughly rec
ohmend it for what it. claims, if direc-
tons are followed. Yours truly.
crew II. w. HATHAWAY.
No clergyman should be without it.
Cream Balm is kept by all druggists.
Full size 5Oc. Trial size 10'cents. We
mail IT,
ELY BROS, Sc Warren St, N. Y. City.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
AinateurIsI,.

Last night kissed her in the hall
My promised wife.
She said, Nov tell me truly this
Another girl did you Ger kiss
In I'll your life?"
gazed down in her pleading face
And told her "No"
Now, why did she, with pensive sigh
And sad look i'll her soft blue eye.
Say, Il thought sop
The game she gave me, you'll admit.
Was pretty stiff,
And as homcward went my way
And Thought on what I'd heard her say
wondered if
Detroit FREQ Press
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
PIcKAHlNNIES WONDER
That w. IA. Andrews AZ Co. "a

That w. IA. Andrews AZ Co.'s
coal can be so much blacker and more
shining than themselves. The people of
Roanoke wonder how they can keep their
coal 30 uniformly clean and free from
dirt, and of such good quality and fair
price. They are in the coal business to
stay and know that one patron pleased
will bring five.
Their teams are all belled.
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
No Question.

Where have you bcen?" inquired the
wife of the man whose clothes wero
torn and spattered.
Making few Investigations "
''On what?"
Bicycling"
You seem to have found tho subject
interesting
We'll, there's one thing 1 will say
was thorough. There was no question
but that covered the ground Wash
ington Star
The Roanoke times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1897-1977, 1898-01-26
Maud UP to Date.

Maud Muller OF. n summer day
Was ralting i'll the new nown hay
OF shapcly form and profile fair,
Crowned by wealth OF golden hair
Now came there down the dusty hill
a manager OF famed vaudeville.
He quickly saw what we saw not,
Engaged Maud Muller OH the spot.
And now we see there ut the show
Maud Muller ralling in the dough.
New York Sunday World