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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1898-04-29
COLGROvE CONTESTS,
Don't Want a Conservator 40.
pointed to Transact His
Affairs.
HEIaHBoSs PETITION FOR one,

Interesting Case From the Upper End of
the County on Trial Before a Jury in
the County Court Defendant Alleged to
be Mentally Incompstent-Judg Mock
Continues Doe-McLay & Stoddard Suit.
The impanelling of jury to deter
mine whether Willard Colgrove, an
aged resident of Barstow. is compe-
tent to transact his affairs, was be-
gun in the county court before Judge
Adams this morning The trial is on
a petition of Fred Osborn and r. C.
Letsch for the appointment of a con-
servator for Colgrove. The petition
ers are neighbors of the defendant.
Colgrove protests against outsiders
debating how he shall conduct his
affairs, which he claims to be able to
properly take care of, and has accord
ingly employed Attorneys William
McEniry and NJ. j. McEniry to de-
fend him in the court proceedings.
j. I. Kenworthy appears for the
petitioners.
Hearing Continued.
The hearing of the suit in assump-
sit of A. p. Doe 4 Co. against McLay
u Stoddard, of Reynolds, begun yes.
terday in the county court before
Judge A. X. Mock. of Henry county,
was continued today until June IL.
The plaintiffs seek to recover pay
ment for bill of shoes sold to Nc
Lay Il Stoddard. The case was heard
before in the county court, and ver-
diet returned for the defendants.
Judge Adams granted new trial.
and called on Judge Mock to conduct
it. jackson L. Hurst are attorneys
for the plaintiffs and c. j. Searle and
Sweeney & Walker for the defendants.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1898-04-29
OUR SOLDIER BOYS.
Dreams of Home and Downy
Couch While Sleeping
on the Boards.
EXPERIENCING REAL Army LIFE

All are Well With the Exception Of Few
Colds-I.ieut. Col. c. c. Carter APP.
pointed to the Board of Examining Sur.
geons- selection of Gen. william Glen.
denim Meets With Universal Satisfaction
Springfield. April 2S.-Real. sur,
enough army life is being experienced
by the thousands of militiamen who
have assembled here to await the bid.
ding of the country's executive. Tn,
boys of Company A are as happy and
contented as clans. however. al
though one will occasionally admit o
dreaming of the downy couch which
so long rested his weary bones bach
home while snoozing on the soft sid,
(of hard floor with the zephyr,
which steal through the cracks cir
culating about him. The BOYS ar,
full of kinks when the call comes al
daybreak for them to arise.
We are all hopeful of getting int,
the government service and being
given an opportunity to go over int,
Cuba, but indications now are that q
number of us will he left behind.
Two of the boys slept with earmufT,
last night. Regular drills 90 on nov
as if we had been here a month.
Several of the boys are suffering
from colds.
Here are the calls: First call for
revellie. $50 u. M: revellie. 5:45,
fatigue, 6; mess. $50; sick. 4: drill
1870: call, $50; school, 1880
first sergeants, IL; mess. IL; drill
/ 80 p. m; recall $3.50; guard
mount. 1870; mess. 5: assembly parade
g: tattoo. $3.50; taps, 10. The posi-
will be known hereafter as Cam
Tanner.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1898-04-29
Campers and Fishing PARTIES

We are headquarters for camping
and fishing supplies; also a full line
of fresh groceries always on hand and
at the lowest price. Ice delivered to
all camps. Fresh and cured meats,
fresh produce direct from the farm.
All goods sold will he delivered free
of charge.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1898-04-29

Kidney diseases are the most fatal
of all diseases. Foley's Kidney Cure
is a guaranteed remedy or money re-
funded. T. ii. Thomas sells il.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1898-04-29
Life for 5OCents,

Many people have been cured OF
kidney diseases by taking so cent
bottle of Foley's Kidney Cure. Sold
by I. II. Thomas.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1898-04-29

$. j. APPLE. Sears. III.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1898-04-29

Arnold's Bromo Celery cures head
aches; 10, % and 80 cents. Reiss'
drug store.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-08-04

3irnmers suTdritt, lag elm itdrrsr,
tpbter gfusbrud auf tbrem marmors
blafen 4ntlib, eiH irres aG6sln ums
ipielte ibre 2ippsn. In Der Sbur aber
blieb iis iteben, panOte fi9 I'M unb
ihaute gu pem groBen. pradtppll einz
aerabmten Selbilb pes 9ebeimrutbs,
ibresWanHes. empor, ipelhes iiber benz
SGreibtiih bing. Sbre 2ippen bstpssz
ten ii4.
$50 badts i9 nidt BON bir gu i6eis
ben - 10 nidt! Ou eutes, liebes,
treues @eiidt. i9 perbe bid niemaIs
mebr tpiebsrieben - ME ipieber!"
3pei srpbe 3brdnen rolIten iiber
ibre Wangen.
Damn ging iie binaus; obne it9 muir
sinmaI um5ubliden, errei6te iie bic
StruBe unb tpanberte fpeiter, pIaslos
in bas Meni9engeipiibl binein.
llnb binter ben Senitern re6ts unb
lints bonn Dege, i'm interIten unb
pberiten Stodpert Der 9Guier flamm=
ten bic Weibna9tsteraen auf in mill
benz Slang, unb iiibe, froblodenoe
&inberitimmen iangen:
nStille Ra9t - beilige Ha6t!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-08-04

Bon feds bis a9t llbr bate &C.
beimratb gberbarb 9uldb nit pd9z
fenber unrube bic 3inuner bur9i9ritz
ten unb iid bas 9lusHeiben ianer
Srau am beutigen Ibenb nit mebr
pber toeniger pluuiiblen 9riinben gu
ertldren seiu4t. Sn ber Stenitbotens
ftube itedtsn bic &04in. Der 9iener
unb bic 3ofe bic SDpfe auIammen unb
f9alten fliiIterno iiber bic 8erS0ge=
rung Der 8eidesrung. Nur Der suts
miitbige, tpoblbeleibte &utf6er ndrmte
ii9 am Serbfeuer unb fagte niGbts.
lin adteinbalb lbr erf9oa bic
9lode, unb Elm Sienitmdnn bra6te eiz
nen Brief fir ben Serrn 9e6simrat6.
8esablt lei er fdon. 9amit entfernte
ct fih fdneIl.
Srana trug benz Serrn ben Brief in
bds Speife5immer. @berbarb ertunnte
nit S9reden an Der 2lbreKe f9on
bic Sanbidrift ieinsr Srau. @as bate
iie tbm i6riftli9 mit3utbetlen, unb
ipp peilte ite2
gr las erblei6enO bic tpentgen 3ets
len:
r2eB pobl, sinSig gsltsbter Mannl
Cine llnpiirOtse reiBt iih BON Dir los
: NIT blutenoem Ser5en. bod tlarem
Dpllen. sic gebt in ben Sob, oamit
Sein Nams rein bleibe uno ibre
S9anbe nit ibr fterbe. 8ergiB lie,
betrauere iie niht! Sci gIiitli4!
9eate."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-08-04

ienb, lin iih su retten. 2dngfam, nit
leife bebenber 9anb fhlob fie bas Sad.
Der Spiegel fdpb iid tpieber por bic
9ol5platte, unb iein gefdliffenes @las
aet9te 8eatsns blaHes @eii6t.
sic tpenbete fi9 ab. Merfipiirbig, iie
glaubte in ibrem antlib einen Ftems
ben, niemals Dorber pabrsenommenen
3ug bemertt au baben!
Damn begann iie bas 3immer su
burdpanOern; ibre 2ippen beipegten
iia, fie ipra4 NIT H6 ielbT.
Ss mar Elm langes, feltfames
Selbitgeiprd9. 9lntiport unb ssrage
tpe9feIten in raider Solge, unb Der
Ginpanb Durbe BON Der 8ei9pi9tis
gung iiberbolt.
nsSit es eine Siinbe, bic id6 be9eben
ipia9 @eipiB, bas 9elb 1T ia ni9t
metn @isentbum. Qber i9 nebme es
ni4t, id leibe es nur! 2eibe es, Inn es
5uriidauitatten, nod ebe es bon mir
geforbert pirb. = Wirb mir bas aber
audi mDslib fein? aein 3peifel. 1T
mir nur 3eit seseben, 70 ipirb es mir
ber9dltniBmdbis lei9t gelinssn. Sm
9runbe, mas tbue i9 benn 9(rges2
Sinb bic Samen bes 8ereins mir ni9t
eng befreunbet9 limb bieIes 9eIo, nit
tpel9em i9 ben Stein bes 2(nItpbes
aus meinem 2eben forti6affen min, es
gebDrt bod in Der Shat ben 9amen
bes 8ereins, mitbin - Rein, nein, es
fam, es barf ni9t fein - man pe.z
traute mir bas @elo an, unb es lit
Elm 8ru4 bes @ertrauens, es lit"
8eate bpllenbete ni9t, aber lie fflug
bic SGnbe por bas @eiidt unb rief
f1lu9Senb aus: .g9, ih lperbe fpabns
finnig, i4 fiible es = ipabnitnnig BEL
benz 9ebantsn. bic Rettung 10 nabe gu
haben unb bod pertoren gu Iein"
Sic fant in cine @de bes Sofas niez
Der unb Derbarrte bier bumpf briitenb
unb bas 9ebirn mad einem Qluspeg
biz 5ur GridDpfung aermarternb fait
cine Stunbe lang. Damn f6lief fte, bon
Der Wiibigteit iiberpdltigt elm.
2tts fie erpa9te, mar es beller Mors
gen. @berbarb fta1tb por ibr, lisbfoIte
ibr Saupt nit feiner Sunb unb i6alt
fie fanft aus, bab iie bas Eager pors
5eitig perlafen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-08-04
g peierIei u o ten.

rSsrr GOmmersisnratb febsn ia 10
abssipannt aus!" = pSo. msiR 2isbsr,
babe aud mebr au arbeiten. als elm
9ianift!# %. sic faersen pobl2!"
= .Dur9aus ni9t. sic psrbieuen ia
bas Selb fpitlenb!" = SO ,pptIte
muir. Id bate Sbrs Rotsn basu,"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-08-04
Is. 6 nbiteI.

8ureauDoriteger Nelnbdro bate Tim
bier lbr Radmittugs fdpn feline llnz
tergebenen entlaFeu, na9oem er iebem
Don ibnen i'm 2luftrass bes Suitisz
ratbs 9allus Elm fletnes 9elbgeihsnf
iiberrei9t bate. Damn CAB es etnen
itiirmii4en, frDblt9en aufbru9, per
gniigte Seiertage!" = ~Srobes Seit!"
= n@liidli9e Meibna9ten% ertlans
es BON ben 2ippen Der @nteilenben.
Den armen 8uriden tit ibre Seits
freube bon Ser5en gu sDnnen," punbte
fib Geinbarb f6mun5elno an Suz
fannie, pel9e, bas 9aupt tief iiber ibre
glrbeit gebeugt, nod an ibrem Slid
4en LAB; nmiifen ii4 bic Singer
trumm idreiben bas gdn5e Sabr binz
bur9, unb nun baben iie bod bieglusz
| ii9t, otpei Sage lang ausruben gu biirz
fen poer Elm penis frtihe 2uft gu
f9nappen. limb elm puar S6uler bat
aud jeber burd bic Site bes 0octprs
in Der Sa!6e = ia, bsr Doctor Sal
lus, Elm pprtrefflider, ber3ensguter
WenIh, tpie reid er uns ale gum SeIt
bei6enft bait - bas tbut taum Elm
speiter 9lnpalt in Berlin. Mi6 bat er
ganS beIonoers freigebis bebd9t, neil
er tpeiB, ouB tf) eine trunte Srau bas
beim babe, unb fir Sic, Srdulein
SuIanne, bat er mir bieien 8rieF bier
iiberseben, ben iGb Sbnen nit einem
faDnen @ruB unb ptelen suten Wiinz
f9en iiberrei6en fon."
Suianne sudte auiammen. S4on
bic 9lufihrift bes @ouperts: rWeinem
lisben, treuen 9ausseiit, Srdulein Sus
fame Strobba4!" perieBte ibr einen
Slid ins 9er5.
Srsusr SausseiIt! limb lie bate aus
felbititiider Surdt barii6er geihpiez
gen, baB man ben Mann, Der ibr iein
8ertrauen gei6entt, berdubt bate!
9ie Greisniife Der porigen NdGt la
gen ibr ipie 8lei in ben 9lieoern, es
idiittelte iie ipis Sieberfrpit. tpsnn iie
nur baran bd6te.
Suianne Dffnste ben Brief bes Suz
fti3ratbes nitbt, bis au6 Heinbdro itCb
nit beiten WiinIden entfernt bate uno
iie allein mar. Damn itellte iie ibrs Orr
BELT Elm, iduberte fid unb legte Elm beiz
isres &leib an; bierauf nabm iie i'm
Spre6simmerplab, tnbem fie balbldut
gu iih ielbit iagte: .9as tpirb Elm einz
iamer Seiliser 2fbsnb, Der einiumite,
ben ih bis6er erlebt. Sonit mar id
bod penisitens NIT Mutter Strobba9
suIdmmen. freute mid in ibrer 8eieaz
i6aft an bem bibden Sannen9riin uno
&srSengldn5 dber beute lit es mir ni9t
m0glid, bic Muttsr auf5ufudsn, 10
Isbr mein Ser5 mid aud gu ibr Siebt.
Sd tDnnte es nidt ertrugen, bem glenz
ben 5u besesnen, Der 10 ttef eelunten
1T unb mid nit Ii4 in ben abgruno
btnubaiebt."
Damn Dffnete fie ben Brief. Gin rsis
DIES @sIOsefdent fiel i6r in 5rpei 9antz
noten entgesen, rnb Elm retssnber,
tparm empFunbsner bumoriftii6er uno
bod Der 8ebeutune bss Sages Rehz
nuna trd9enber Brief begleitete es.
rSbr briiberli6er Sreuno, Der es in
itber Gage bes 2eben = periteben Sic
re6t, 5rGulein SuIanne-, in ieber
blsiben pirb," 10 fdloB bic lisbensz
ipiirbise Gpiitel.
Sas iunse MGbdsn bebedte bieslus
gen nit Der Sanb. ~@ie er mid pphl
berahtsn tpiirbe, tpenn er tpiibte - ad,
sr muB es ia DiHen, er mub es erfabs
rem, fobdlb sr suriidtebrt. unb er fou
es erfabren! 9allus ielbit, @us' in
guae nit i6m, tperbe ih bic bone
Dabrhit esftsbsn, unb er ipirb mir
qlaubsn Damn mag nit bem erbdrms
lidsn Msnidsn. ben i'd naa ben 9s=
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1898-08-04
1tubonfbare 3tnbtt

baRtbare Rfnber.
Jrau bon Seitel: Die sdnse Weft fagt.
Moria, baB unIsrs Malpine tbre sanae
SdDnbsit ppr mir bat. Serr bon Sci.
tel: 9as g bod be llnhantbarfeit bon
be beitieen Stinber. ae biFel pon be
Sd6nbsit bdtt' ie Dir uuF Gbrt su~
,idlaGen gstDnnt.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

WE have received the souvenir
edition of the GRAHAM GUARDIAN,
issued at Stafford, Graham county,
Arizona, in May, 1898. 1t is an
elegant magazine Of thirty pages,
and contains complete write-up
of southern arizona, together with
halftone eDgravings of many
prominent aides and gentlemen
anu public buildings Of that region.
The publication portrays in lively
colors the advantages of the Gila
river region and reflects great
credit upon the enterprise of the
editor of the GUARDIAN, John ]
Birdno, Esq, whose portrait ad
orns the first page.--Nation, Logan
Utah.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

THE Journal Miner is in receipt OF
q souvenir edition of the GRAHAM
GUARDIAN which is very credita,
BILE publication. 1t contains thirty
pages, is printed in large pam
phlet form on book paper and is
profusely illustrated and sets forth
the resources of Graham county in
a very exhaustive manner. One
of the most attractive sfeature of
the illustrations is y half page de-
voted to portraits of its school
teachers, and if the pictures are ac'
curate representations of the par
ties, we Will put Graham county
up against any county in the ter
ritory for having the hand.
soonest lot of lady teachers.--Jour.
nal Miner.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

THE Ne,cs is in receipt of a copy
of the souvenir edition of the GRA-
HAM GUARDIAN. Aside from be-
ing a beautiful specimen of the
topographic art, it is a volume re-
plete with information concerning
Graham county. Nothing has
been omitted in its compilation
that would tend to lessen its value
as a factor IN the advancement of
the section it represents, and Edi'
tor John J. Birdno has reason TO
be proud Of his work.-Tempe
-Ne,os.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17
FUN ON THE OREGON.
Neptune Received when the Battlsship
Crossed the Line.

Neptune Received when the BattIsship
Crossed the Line.
Cadet Cyrus II. Miller of the
battleship Oregon writes letter
from Callao, in which he tells how,
when the ship crossed the equator,
the old cremony of the boarding of
the ship by Neptune was observed.
Incidentally he mentions the effect
of the the equatorial sun, which
made the deck IN his room so hot
he could not stand on 1T IN bare
feet, sending the mercury up to l20
degrees, driving everybody up un-
der the awnings on the upper deck
while the fremen in the hold swell
tered under l6O degrees of heat.
The ice machine, however, funlsh-
ed cooling drinks, of which one
can drink copiously in such tenn.
perature without injury. Of the
tho ceremony he says:
."On March 3lst we crossed the
line (equator), and as we entered
the domains of Neptune he came
on board to welcome us, especially
those who had never crossed be.
fore. One of the old jackies made
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

THE "News" is'in receipt of a
copy Of the souvenir edition. OF
GRAHAM GUARDIAN, published al
Stafford, Arizona, by John J. Bird
no, formerly of Logan, Utah. The
souvenir edition" is in magazine
form, is we'll printed on good book
paper and is profusely illustrated
with cuts of buildings, portraits,
otc. The contents are quite q sur
PRISE, and show that the portion Of
Arizona contiguous to Stafford has
many advantages and attractions
and is developing rapidly.--Des'
cret Ne,os.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

THE souvenir edition of the GRA-
HAM GUARDIAN, recently issued by
the GUARDIAN Publishing COM
pany, of Stafford, lis very credit
able piece of typographical work,
besides constituting commentary
on the rich and varied resources OF
Graham county. The work is
handsomely illustrated with clear
halftone portraits, pictures of pub
lie buildings, residences and land
scapes. The publication will un
doubtedly do good missionary
work for the Gila valley.--Rang'
Ne,os.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

Here is the best opportunity of
all; 80 acres of finely improved land
lying next to the Montezuma canal;
40 acres we'll set in alfalfa; balance
under cultivation; well watered by
4 shares of Montezuma water. Ibis
farm lies near Solomonville, and is
the greatest bargain ever offered in
the valley, at s25.o0 per acre; this
is a chance for a home, seldom Of
fered. ...'....
House and lot on Layton street,
Layton; 4-room brick house and 8
acres of ground with IL share OF
Montezuma water. This is good
home and can be bought cheap.
We also have for sale tracts o.
land from to 800 acres, all set in
alfalfa, and the larger tracts suit
able for feeding stock. Plenty o,
water.
Fine farm, 43 acres under the Sar
Jose ditch, 3 shares of San. Jose
waterGood house and fence and al
under cultivation.
25 acres within IL a mile o.
Stafford, nearly all in alfalfa, good
home, barn and orchard. Plenty
of water.
40 acres under cultivation. sc
in alfalfa. Good orchard and
vineyard, dwelling home, well Of
fine water and other improvements
With 4 shares in Montezuma canal
Anyone desiring to purchase, dis
pose of, or lease land is request
ed to call on or address the SAT-
ford Real Estate Agency.
HUNTER & PATTERSON,
,s Manager,
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

fractions ard advantages of that
county are written up with facile
pen. ]. J. Birdno. the publisher,
is to be congratulated on the splen-
did edition which he has issued. 1t
is q credit to him, to his county
and people.-Free Press.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

THE Courie, is in receipt OF a
COPY of the souvenir edition OF the
GRAHAM GUARDIAN. 1t contains
thirty handsomely printed and
illustrated pages, setting forth
the resources of Graham county.
1t is a very creditable piece OF
work which will compare favor.
ably with similar efforts from any
part of the Union.-Prescott Cour-
Ter.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17
THE GRAHAM GUARDIAN has

The GRAHAM GUARDIAN has is
sued a fine souvenir edition, des-
criptive of Graham county and its
unparalleled resources. The GUAR
DIAN is a staunch silver paper, and
its editor, John J. Birdno, is a
wideawake, bright young news.
paper man. Success to the GUAR
pIAN.--Pick and Drill.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

EprroR BraDNo is TO be congratu-
lated on the handsome souvenir
edition Of the GRAHAM GUARDIAN
recently published. Iii very
cred,table piece ofpewspaper work.
and should prove Of value in ad-
vertising the rich and varied re-
sources of Graham county.-silver
Belt.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17
Specials for Globe

Alexander Bros. have put on a
fast express line between Geronimo
and Globe making the trip all by
daylight. Fast teams, careful
drivers and easy hacks. No extra
charge. The attention of the ira.
Yelling public is called to this popu-
lar enterprise.
ALEXANDER Bros. Proprietors.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

We have a copy Of the souvenir
edition of the GRAHAM GUARDIAN,
Of Stafford, Arizona. 1t is thirty
pages, printed on heavy tinted
.book paper, handsomely illustrated
with views of prominent people,
places and buildings of Graham
county, willie the resources, at
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

WE received a copy of the souv-
en;r edition of the GRAHAM GUAR
DIAN of Arizona this week. 1t con-
t,;ns much valuable information on
Graham county, its settlement, IN
dustr,es, resources, eto.--chrper.
Bountiful, Utah.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17
n,n EpIToRIAL.

THr GRAHAM GUARDIAN has Just
,..nsd an illustrated review Of Ora
ham ,,'r county. 1t !, typographical
:, - n..t and as a work of reference
.son,d = be we'll received by our
southern neigbbors.--M --Mohaveo ooun-
ty Miner.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

SOME men try advertising as an
Indian tried feathers. He took
ore feather laid it on board, and
slept on it all night. In the morn,
ing he grunted out, white man
says feathers heap soft; white man
heap fool-hump." Utah Editor
and Printer.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

TIE GRAHAM GUARDIAN has Just
issued fine special edition II
contains much valuable informa-
ton in regard to Graham county y
and has many fine halftone IL
,u,trations within Its tn'r's
napes--Coconino Sun.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

and trident, and his wife, Amphit-
rite, cut a stunning figure with
long blonde hair made out of Ma.
Mia rope. The imperial pair were
followed by the court, composed
of judge and secretary .Qn rather
battered dress suits), and numer-
Gus policemen, who were distin-
gulshed by their immense size and
huge stuffed clubs.
"The costumes were ridiculous
in the extreme, but l could never
begin to describe them. All hands
were called aft on the quarterback
to muster. Neptune was received
by the captain, who turned the
ship over. to him. The god of the
sea then surveyed the horizon
carefully through the binoculars "a
couple of beer bottles lashed to-
gether), and then mace pretty
speech, in which bullfrogs, mer-
maids and tadpoles were promin-
ent. He promised immunity from
sharks. seagulls, water snakes and
NAL de mer, to say nothing of a
thousand terrors of the sea that /
have forgotten. I'VE then adjourn
ed to the upper structure, where
court opened. Neptune took his
place on the bridge and every of.
ficer on the ship was summoned to
appesr and prove, If he could, that
he had crossed the line before. If
he could not bring two witnesses
to support his word the judge was
under the painful necessity of
ordering him to pay the customary
tribute The tribute was a mum.
Der of bottles of beer, so that you
can see how painful it was for the
poor judge when he stood in the
> heat and conjured up visions of ice
cold bottles. The officers having
been disposed Of, the crew wal
, then taken up. Proceedings were
changed little, for the first mar
that failed to toe the mark as t
proofs was seated on q stool ant
two new personages now came into
view. One had the lather and tn,
other the razor. The victem be
ing ready (although it was mucf
better to catch him unprepared)
the shaving brush Ga good.sizet
paint brush) was plunged into I
terrible mixture of eggs, flour, mo
> lases and vinegar, and a heavy
coating of lather applied all owe
the victum. The neck, Lair, bacl
# and every other exposed
NJ place was remembered som etlme
\ in a way far from delicate, for tn
Y slap of the brush could be hear'
l. all over the deck. The man witt
IS the long wooden razor next got il
h his work, and shaved the poo
n unfortunate in way that cause'
0 him to swallow q number of tea
,f spoonfuls of lather. When tn
J. torment was carried far enough il
j that line the stool was given
}. quick jerk and the vlctem shot tn,
: chutes from the bridge to the decl
Y below, where canvass tank witt
: four feet of salt water was rugged
|. Here he was waited for by tn
r. bears, who ducked him unmerci
fully, beat him with their club
and so abused him that when b.
finally emerged from the place o
torture he really did not know
p where he was at. So on will
about 400 men. Occasionally tn,
g man in the chair would smile whil
r the lather was being applied. Thi
y the barber promptly stopped b,
;, plunging the brush into the mis-
Il creant's mouth.-Milwakee Sen
!. tinel.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

The editor of a western exchange
announces the marriage of William
Williams and Miss Willie Wills.
The editor missed the chance of
his life by not adding to the an
nouncement: "For further par
ticulars see small Bills"
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17
DISEASES OF THE SKIN.

The intense itching and smarting Incl
dent to eczema, letter, salt-rheum, and other
diseases of the skin is instantly allayed by
applying Chamberlnin's Eye and Skin
Ointment. Many very bad cases have been
permanently cured by it. II is equally
efficient for itching piles and favoritG rem
edy for sore nipples; chapped hands, chill.
blains frost bites, and chronic soro eyea.
For sale by druggists at rs cents per box.
Try lr. Cady's Condition Powders, they
are Just what horse needs when in bsd Condf
icn, Tonic, blood purifier aud vcrmifUyo
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

DR.. W. e. Lindley; rear of post
Office. Office hours from 8 to 10
a. m. 9-l7-tf.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17

80 acres of fine land near Stafford;
80 acres oft in alfalfa; good house
and corral; well watsred; finest
farm IN the valley for corn. This
farm can be bought for s25.O0 pei
acre and is great bargain. Term:
easy.
Graham guardian., 1898-06-17
nHAS ROBY.
CONTRACTOR and BUILDER
Stafford, Arizona,

Will contract for all kinds 6
buildings, from a window serene to
a $4,000 house. Satisfaction guar
anteed. Has worked 13 years at
his trade in Ell Paso, from which
place he brings the highest reoo
mendations.