The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1898-01-22

you buy Joe Longs home-killed and
sugar-cured meat, and groceries to match.
Burning, itching skin diseases instantly
relieved by DE Wits Witch Hazel Salve,
unequalled for cuts, bruises, burns. 1t
heals without leaving a scar. Day &
Shelby, Leading Druggists. LIST
NorICE.-AIl persons are warned
against opening md filling the patent oil
cans belonging to US. Persons having
cans not in use will please return them.
Barron Bros. dealers in all kinds Of oils.
Mr.. IL. s. Sneau, who wfs run over and
injured by a train on the Missouri Pacific
railroad last week, an account of which
was given in our last issue. is recovering
from the injuries he received and will
probably be able to be around again In a
few weeks.
There is a time for everything, md the
time to attend to a cold is when II starts.
Don't wait till o have consumption.
but prevent it by using One Minute
Cough Cure, the great remedy for coughs,
colds. Group, bronchitis and all throat
and lung troubles. Day & Shelby, Lead
ing Druggists. 16tf
1t cannot be doubted that our college
community and cultured public will fully
appreciate the efforts of those who have
brought the best educated and capable
entertainer on tho American platform to
this city, and Will furnish a representa-
tive crowd to greet him at the opera
house next Wednesday night, Tickets
on sale at Farmers.
Palmyra Spectator: Drink, and the
gang drinks with youi swear off and you
go it alone, for the bar room bum who
drinks your rum has q quenchless thirst
of his own. Feast and your friends are
many; fast and they cut you dead; they'd
not get mad IL you treat them bad, so long
as their stomachs are fed. Steal IL o
! get a million, for then you can furnish
bail its the great big thief who gets ont
on leave, while the little one gets to jail.
Advertise, and the dollars come to you;
quit aud they fall to come In, for what
care the men who nave money to spend,
for the men who dom care to see them.
Miss Neatly Stevens, one of the leading
piaulsts of this country, will give an
entertainment at the Baptist college
chapel, in this city, Monday evening.
Miss Stevens studied for years under the
renowned masters of Germany and has
received numerous flattering testimonials
from them. h enjoys a well-earDed
reputation, ranking with the most celia
brated pianists of the day. This will be
an opportunity for a rare musical treat.
which our citizens will appreciate. 1t
was through the efforts of Prof. Rudolf
Richter that Miss Stevens was persuaded
- kara DraR Rfohfor ond ATfal
Stevens have studied under the same
masters in Germany and are friends OF
long standing. The entertainment viii
be given in the college chapel and an
admission fee OF thirty-Ave cents will be
charged.
From now until March LIST we will sell
what carpets we have at last years prices.
This Is a saving to the purchaser Of 10, Is
or zoe a yard. We have a good stock of
Ingrains, Brussells and Moquettes. we
have SO rolls OF mating, bought last year
before the tariff took effect. These we
will also sell at last years prices, not
wIthstanding they are worth 8 to 5 cents
more and will be still higher. We have
Just received 6S pieces Hamburg Edgines,
running In price from 1c to Soc; also so
large crochet quilts, worth 75c, for 5sc.
and 90 beautiful Marseilles quilts, worth
S1.25, for CSC. BIeached and brown mus
Inns and s%heetiugs Will advance soon, on
account OF the big strike in the Eastern
mills. We nave a fine stock of them, and
will give you the lowest prices ever made
on them. You ask, why sell Mt these
prices il the goods are to go up or have
already advanced? We answer, we bought
them before the advance, inc VIZ want
your patronage and your money. 1t
won't cost you anything to Investigate.
1-22ti w. q. MoCAUsLAND.
The management OF the Lexington
week with Capt. F. B. Wilson, of Drake &
/ Wilson, for the appearance OF their star
Americas tragedian, Mr.. John E.. Dvorak,
who will be seen here for the first time on
Monday evening, January Gath, In Shakes
peare's comedy, 1.-THE Merchant of
Venice" Mr.. Dvorak Is surrounded by O
most excellent company, among whom
we find Mr.. Edwin Tanner and Mies
Eugenia Dubois; also Mr.. Leland Webb,
formerly of the Frohman forces. This
should be good news to all lovers OF q
high class attraction, and the manage
ment is to congratulated for their efforts
In securing this company. He does not
follow, but leads. He eIevates the char
acter TO a marked degree. Press and
public seem to be Of n opinion aud
speak of him in the highest terms. The
Daily Bulletin of FreePort, Illinois, says
that In the future there is but one TRACE
dian for Freeport, Dvorak. 1t Is to be
hoped that Mr.. Dvorak will be received
here by a goodly audIence-on Monday
evening. The prices will be 70 and Soc.
Seats on sale at farmers drug store.
Well, the feather man has been around
again and made his scoops upon q few
more of our good and uususpectlng
ladies'. The feather man Is mighty slick,
he Is, and plies his trade quite we'll. He is
so smooth In his manners, so gracious, so
accommodatinel The one who came here
recently introduced himself as Mr.. b
of Kentucky. (Re knows the weakness OF
Kentucky women,) Told o long he had
been ~renovatlng beds, knew his trade to a
finish. When he has his customer pretty
we'll hypnotized, he shows her bottles
filled with moths as big as flies, pebbles.
dirt and filth that he says accumulated in
the feathers. The last bottle he shows
contains the remains of a dead mouse,
which he says came out of a bed here In
our own town. That is the climax of dis.
gust to q neat housekeeper, and she fears
that she has been sleeping on dead mice
for years. The next step then Is to show
you by contrast the cleansing owe that
he possesses. He brings out a bottle of
the most beautiful feathers that you
could imagine-ostrich feathers or of some
bird OF fine plumage. He tells you that he
can bleach the feathers In your bed to
equal the sample. Only a dollar for one
bed, two pillows and one bolster. The
rood woman thinks OF clean and downy
beds upon which to repose. He gets your
goods. So far all right, but when your
goods are brought home-minus one-half
your feathers-you feel faint at heart, and
a weary longing for what you used to
have, and what the feather man has now.
q, the feather man, the feather man,
The smootheRt in the town,
He looks so nice, Is so polite
That he scoops the goose's down.