Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1898-07-21
South Side,

South Side.
Spell murder backwards and you
have its cause. Spell its cause in
the same manner ana you have its
effect.
There is a man in our town by
the name of Kidd who says he is
the father and grandfather of all
the Kids in town.
The chigger is no bigger than
the point of pin, but the lump he
raises itches like blazes, and that's
where the rub comes in.
Items are a little scarce this week
and we don't wish to be like some
correspondents-add lot of nom
sense that doesn't interest any one.
When we have anything new we
will send it in.
Those who are afraid of eating
black berries for fear of appended
tbs can turn heir fruit over to US.
We never fear distractions caused
from anything we eat. 1t is only
liquid refreshments that cause de-
rangements in our system.
Geo. Craig gallopped into South
Side the other day singing "After
the Bawl." 1t will probably be
some time before it will be oYer-at
his house, as a robust youngstel
with a well-developed pair of lungs
arrived there last Saturday. Hob.
son is its name.
J. W. Darlington, who is well in
formed and knows whereof h.
speaks, praises The OUTLOOK ant
subscribes in order to keep post &c
on his neighborhood happenings by
reading South Side items. Your,
right, John, we'll tell it all if We
know it, and more too.
| How often do We hear people SAL
"Whcre do the nics come FROM"
is simple enough. The topper make,
the bottle fly, the cyclone makes tn
house fly, the carpenter makes th'
saw fly, the boarder makes the but
ter fly, the dancer makes the hee
fly, the jockey makes the horse fly
the Americans make the SpanIsl
fly, and the tin can makes the do,
fly.
A young lady asks your scribe t.
write this heart wrenching farewell
and says it voices the feelings o
} all the girls who have contributed
} lovers to the country's cause.
Fare we well, intrepid heroes;
Haste to war with it's alarms;
You'll return to find us sheroes
Waiting here with yawning arms
If the Spaniards do not plug you
; In the sanguinary fight
Hasten back and we will hug you
In wild spasms of delight.
| We feel it our duty to compli
ment the Wyoming correspondent
on his make up in the last issue o
THE OUTLOOK. His productions ar,
always good, and are read will
great relish by some thousands o.
persons, but last week he knocked
the plum. Now, friend Will, dom
get vain and override the thing, a,
some try 10 do, but continue in the
future as you have in the past-s
good itemizer and you'll Away:
find us right on your hip. Come uI
and well open box of cigarettes, q
keg of fresh moonshine and talk
over our adventures in the noun
tains.
The hot weather and dusty roads
have been greatly allayed since the
recent rains. Everything seems to
be refreshed. Renewed energy and
enterprise have again taken the in
ertness of the people, and the song
of the jay can be heard from early
morn till dark. The constant ring
of saw and hammer about the
shops, together with the sound of
the woodsman's ak on Elder Ken
dalPs and Frank Craig's farms, and
the continued putting of III. b. Ar
mitage's. C. F. Craig's, Halves Oak
ley's and the Ingram Bros large
saw mills are indications of the
nerve and pluck of our good people.
In answer to the Flat Creek cor
respondent we will say that we are
not gone to the war yet, but great
many of our friends have gone
and some of the boys are now
talking of enlisting and exhibiting
their bravery in the conflict between
America and Spain. Boys, if you
have patriotism it is all right: you
might become a hero and your
name would be handed down in
history. / don't see what some peo-
pie have to gain. 1 am sure that
they might lose their lives. Some
have a country to fight for and
some their landlords country. l
would like to see some of the robust
Congressman lined up in battle.
ap aware that they can argue the
question, but i don't know how
good soldiers they would make. For
my part l have all the fighting 1
want here; at the present anyway.
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