The Press., 1898-01-27
The Evening Fan.

The Evening Fan.
 It isn't the thing to wear an evening fan on gold ci.ain any more. It should be worn on a string of imitation pearls, if you cannot afford the real thing, and few can, since the correct length for the string is seven feet. If wealthy woman wears one of these ornaments, it is inn possible to tell that tl;e jewels are bogus, or at least that's what the shopkeepers say. The mock pearls are certainly per- feet enough and pretty enough to make the worst wounded oyster in the waters ashamed of the pearl with which he mends his shell. It is also the style to wear these strings wound round and round the neck, dog collar fashion, ei- ther with high neck gowns or full dress waists. The prices vary from $3. 50 a string to $25.->Iew York Letter.
 WHAT IT MEANs.-Wh"n we advertise that we will guarantee Dr. Kings New Discovery, Electric Bitters. Bucklrn's Arnica Salve, or Dr. Kings New Life Pills. it means that we ara an'horiZod hy the proprietors to sell these remrdi's on positive guarantee, that if purchaser is not satisfied with results. We will refund the purchase price. These medicines have been sold on this guarantee for many years, and there could be no more COL elusive evidence of their great merit. Ask about them and give them trial. Sold at E. K. Taft's Drug Store. 6
 It keeps some men busy telling what they are going to do tomorrow that th' y haven't time to do anything today.
 GREAT TRIUMPH.-Instaut relief aud d permanent cure by the great remedy, Ot' o's Cure for Lung and throat diseases. Why will you ir1itate your throat and lungs with a hacking cough when E. K. Taft, Stafford Springs, w. P. Fuller, Somers, Odell & Jones, taffordville, sole agents, will furnish you a free sample bottle of this guaranteed remedy? It's success is simply wonderful, as your druggist will tell you. Sample free, Large bottles soc and 25c.
 The upright piano of our next door neighbor is always downright nuisance.
 O.W. 0. Hardman, when sheriff of Ty- Ter Co.,, w. Va, was at one time almost prostrated with a cold. He used Cham berlain's Cough Remedy, and was so much pleased with the quick relief and cure it afforded him that he gave the fol- lowing unsolicited testimonial: "To all who may be interested 1 wish to say that 1 have used Cham berlain's Cough Remedy and find it invaluable for coughs and colds" For sale at the drug stores of F.. K. Taft, Stafford Springs, and G. L. Phil lips, South Coventry.
 The locomotive engineer is the only person who profits by putting on airs. We are anxious to do little good in this world, and can think of no pleasanter or better way to do it than by recom- mending One Minute Cough Cure as a preventive of pneumonia, consumption and other serious lung troubles that fol- low neglected colds. W D. Heald.
 The Arkansas doctor who shot pa tient had evidently run out of pills. There are three little things which do more work than any other three little things created-they are the ant, the bee and DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the last being the famous little pills for stom- ach and liver troubles. w. D. Heald.
 The optician says it is immodest to observe lady with the naked eye.
 A thrill of terror is experienced when a
 
 the house at night. But the terror soon changes to relief after One Minute Cough Cure has been administered. Safe and harmless for children. w. D. Heald. The man who advertises for business knows where to find it.
 After years of untold suffering from piles, B. w. Pursell of Knitnersville, hr7 oin 1n hoxy Nf DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve Skin dis eases, such as eczema, rash, pimples, and obstinate sores, are readily cured by this famous remedy. w. D. Heald.
 The endman makes the ghost walk by rattling dry bones.
 What pleasure is there in life with headache, constipation and biliousness Thousands experience them who could become perfectly healthy by using De- Wits Little Early Risers, the famous little pills. w. D. Heald.
 The monkey is the organ-grinder's stock in trade.
 Whooping cough is the most distressing malady; but it's duration can be cut short by the use of One Minute Cough Cure, which is also the best known remedy for croup and all lung and bronchial troubles. w. ID. Heald.
 The optician takes in the situation at glance.
 Children and adults tortured by burns, scalds, injuries, eczema or skin diseases may secure instant relief by using De- Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. It is the great Pile remedy. w. D. Heald.
 The bicycle repairer is of a retiring disposition.
 Don't annoy others by your coughing, and risk your life by neglecting cold. One Minute Cough Cure cures coughs, colds, croup, grippe and all throat and lung troubles. w. D. Heald. A Dramatic Ass,;-.~il:i; ion. By far the most Gral ;tllC O:. ;:s>;' sination was that of tEe LlIi!.l.,r l." of Russia on March .4, Ij3UI, LT l