Fort Wrangel news., 1898-07-20
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hereY The Other Man-"De benches in de parks bein' painted. d.'-Detroit Journal.
 By love, old chap, how I wish there was no such thing as money!' well, we have no positive proof that there iS."-Life.
 Snodgrass-"Thew world has n place for everybody" MIcawber-"Yes; the only trouble is there's generally some- body else in it."
 Yes" said Quiggles, q have a good deal on my hands just now" "So I perceive" replied Fogg; "why don't you try little soap and water:"
 "Do you think man has q right to open his wife's letters?" Well, he may have the right; but I don't sec how he could have the courage"
 Nellic-"Yestcrday was my birthday, and Charlie gave ne q rose for each year" Sallle-"What a perfectly i1n- mense bouquet they must have made"
 Godfrey-"Doesn't Winchester ever get tired of his wife's continued sullii- ness and i'll temper" Scorjel-"I think not. When she is good-natured she sings"
 Mrs. Swect-"Do you find 1t econom- ical to do your own cookingT Mrs. Burnem-'Oh. yes; my husband does n't eat half as much as when we have q cook"
 "Uncle, which bnaed of chickens is T 1. L. de easiest found mn de dahk ones is de easiest hid alter yo' gits 'em."--India- napolis Journal.
 "I have q spleudid night lock here that locks itself" announced the can vasSer. That won't do me-" answered Roundley. What l want Is one that will unlock Itself"
 T asked the young woman in front of me to remove her biz hat so l could see the stage" Did she do lt?9 No; she said If she held her hat i'll her lap she couldn't See the stage herself
 Promoter-"You needn't be g bit afraid; the company Is perfectly safe" The Laml-"Oh, Eve TO doubt about the company being safe enough. l was thinking about the safety of my money
 "Oratory Is q gift" remarked the ad- miring constituent. "Well," replied Farmer Corutassel. mostly 1t is. Bur now and then Il man gets good enough at 1t to charge you fur listenin'."- Washinton Star.
 T see" said the shoe clerk boarder, 'that there is q king of Africa who has been drunk for fifteen years" That said the Cheerful Idiot, lis what might be called soaking reign. a."-Iudiauap- olis Journal
 m take ny chances with posterity," said the poet whose etfuslans had been refused. ''Of course you will" surercd the editor. You know mighty well that posterity can't get at you."-pe- troit Free Press.
 That nam Crumlet has moro invi- tations tn dinner than any other man in toWn.' How does he work it?" He tells every hostess with grown-up daughter that she must have married much below tile legal ago.
 First Daughter of the Revolution "She SINS she'd like to know, for her part, what practical good our society does" Sreoua Ditto-"Why. the mean thing! Just as if we hadn't made it almost fashionable to be patriotic" - Judge.
 Il had q mighty queer surprise to- day" remarked q local broker. 'I put on winter suit on account of the cold snap-oue of my suits If last year and in one of my vest pockets I found a big roll of bills, which must have forgotten. VOL know" Were any of them receipted?" asked a sad-eyed by stander And the look he received sent the mercury down about ten degrees further.
 Gentleman (who has engaged an aged colore1 haclman to drive him from the station to the hotel1-"Say, uncle, what's your nameY' Driver My name, sah, is George Washing ton" Gentleman-"George Washing ton! Why that names seems familiar" Driver-"Weu. I should t'ink it ought to. Here been drivin to this station fo' bout twenty years, sah.'
 Si Hiram. when be you goin to pay me them eight dollars ter pasturin' your heifer? I've had her now fer about ten weeks" Hiram Agin-"Why, Si, ther critter ain't