Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1898-04-08

6ul-JudOa
shevJones is fine fellow. isn't 10. -.
He-fes; he has had his lev hue ue'
oftener than any foot ball PLAYER IN .sl
country. ~ Inc
Perkins Ito JenkIns)-I heard 49,,
morning that Barlow has haon s.- 'ui'
ed. What has he doneY Jan,, es''
Everybody. uA'us-
Miss Ethel wonder IL tina, ,.,,.,
man can hear me when l sing? M.M
or course he can. He Is clos,n. ~
window already.-TIt-Dits
What do you think Of wom.,,
rights" Il think replied tho sha'
clerk. that they ought to match Wv S'
ans lefts."-Chicago Post. ~
Patlence--What is the cheanes,,o,.
Ing thing you ever saw about bsro.,.
counter? Patricia husband wa;,,n.
Tor his wife.-Yonkers Statesman
MaSistrate-The evidence shows +,..
you threw a stone at the man. ".
McDuff-An' 1t shows more than th..
yer honor. 1t shows that hit him
Mabel-iou should see the rranoh
Count who !s dancing attendance unon
me. Susie-Ah. French dancing mas.
ter. dear:-Philadelph:a North Amar,.
can.
Charles Bragg-Yes. Miss Brightly
IT costs me ten thousand dollars a vas,
to live. Miss Blightly-Oh, Mr. Rrso.
do you think It's worth it:-Boston
Traveller.
Ledgerby-It does seem good 70 600
old Dsybuke back at his desk after hs
long illness. Biltile-You bet II does
| was afraid 1t was another case NJ &,
all round for floral tribute.-Ch,capo
Journal.
II have doctors certificate here
that ! cannot sing tonight" said the
prlma donna. WHAT roared tho
manager: III give you a certificate
that you never could sing."-Detroit
Free Press.
Mrs. Wabash--Mrs Lakeside ia 60
ing to celebrate his golden wedding
next week. Mrs. Manhattan-You don't
say so! Mrs. Wabash-Yes; she will
then have been married fifty times
Town Topics. ....
Ethel-Isn't 1t strange that Flossie
attracts such intellectual men? Maud
Oh. no; she told me she always planned
her gowns when they talk to her, and
that gives her face inst interested ex.
press!on.-Harper's Bazar.
do you really mean to stand By
what you say about retiring from pub
lie lifei" inquired the intimate friend
just before an election. How do |
know" responded the politician; I'm
no prophet. '-Wash'neton Star.
Miss Thirtysmith tmeaningly)-An
Italian proverb says that honest men
marry sOon," and Jack Swift (sOl.
emnly)-I can not conceal It any long
er: live in deadly fear Of being at any
moment arrested for embezzlement.-
Puck.
II don't know which is worse" NUT
tered young B!underheads at the swell
reception, retreating to corner and
wipins his perspiring brow; but be-
lieve | would rather be run over by a
train than to step on one.-Chlcago
Tribune.
did you ever 90 into dark room.
where you couldn't see any one, and
yet something seemed to tell you there
was some one there" asked the spiritu'
alistic medium. "Oh, yes" replied the
man: Il used to have that experience
often, in my counting days. "-ionkers
Statesman.
Blunderly docking at female por-
trait)- Great gracious What hdeous
face. Where did you find that sitter'
Artist (coldly)-That. sir, is portrait
OF my sister. Rlunderly-l beg your
pardon. My mistake. I'm sure Aflef
all, l ought to have noticed the iam"I
resemblalce.-Tit-Bits.
Magistrate-You were drunk OF
course, when the hold-up men wen.
through you? Rattered-up prisoner.
was. your honor. Magistrate-Theys o'
everything you had. suppose! Batter
ed-up misunderstanding. your h'n'
or. except a two-dollar bill l had In N!
watch pocket. Magistrate-The nne
will be two dollars. Call the next case'
Chicago Tribune.
II do so enjoy being at sea- away ~.
Of sight Of land" said the ingenue'
!s romantic" assented the soubret'e'
hadn't thought of that. But wheh
look all around and see the horizon a.
the same distance everywhere tne's
comes over me delightful sensationo -
occupying the center Of the stage
indianapolis Journal.
First shade-What ails that hu,np
fellow that just arriVeu,Ss
week: rarely see him at his seal 'A
". Second shade-Hc claims I'd na,
been a bicycle crank while on ea.,n r
but wha: that may have been l AuDI
not. At any rate, he has cons'iu. .s,a
a very peculiar machine with eo'p
Of old halos.-Puck.
''Of course, sir. I need scarcely
in giving you my daughter, tha1 g.
pect her to be surrounded with ~
luxuJos IN which she has been acc"'