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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16
WHY BILL CHASED THE TRAIN.
1t Was Coupled to One of His Teeth
and He Hadn't Nerve to stop.

Topeka State Journal.
did you hear about my friend Bill?' said
a trainnan. well, that fellow has made me
laugh more times than once. Not long ago
Bill got jumping toothache. He wants y
have that tooth out, but he don't want to
to have the thing done. All the same, that
tooth is keeping him up at night, and Bill,
he almost goes wild. Either me or that
tooth says Bill one or the ether 9ifn i amt n.
same, when Bill starts to go to the dentist
he is SO scared that the tooth. stops aching,
but when he turns back and reaches the
Now, Bill thinks of great scheme.
What does he do but buy piece of strong
string; say; you know this kind of silk
thread, and he wakes that. and ties it to his
tooth. so tight that it can't come off. Then
Bill walks down to the railroad station.
You see, 1T was his idea to tie the string to
a freight car. and then, when the train
started it would jerk the measly tooth out.
He finds the freight and ties the string to
the coupler of the car, and stands around
to wait until the train starts Well. sir, he
begins to feel chilly about the gills. The
more he thinks of the time when the train is
going to move the worse he feels. Every
time the whistle blows he jumps. Well,
guess I'd better unite thinks. Bill, and
come another day, but when .i he goes t, to
can't jerk the thing loose because the other
end is on the tooth.
We'll, sir. THAI train begins to start and
Bill, he doesn't have the nerve to stand
back, so he just trots on behind, like a little
pup on the end of chain. Where are you
going Bill?' hollers a Teller: you seem to
be in a hurry Well, sir Bill starts to swear
like mad, but the train is beginning to go a
little faster, and he has to commence to lope
like jack rabbit You see, the train had
been going through the city. but now it
started to get outside. Bill don't have the
nerve to stand still. so he just bumped
himself after that train like it was some
thing he wanted bad. Say, mister, why are
YOU running that way?' asked a brakeman
who got onto the thing. OF course that sort
of guy made Bill madden than ever but
he had to lope on.
Luckily for Bill the train had to slow up
for a crossing. and while it stopped he bor-
rowed knife and cut the string"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16
WaSSOn'S
WaSSOn's

$4,000 SeaIskin Jackets. 49, .Sl25.O0
S5c Tapestry Carpets, in remnants ....-...20c
Si.UO Silk Hose .-..-...-..-.-.....4 Aye
$500 and $500 Silk Hose .................Sl.4S
$l.25 Printed CaShmeres. 48c
SI.75 Printed Cashmeres. ....................6 0C
75C French FianneS. 30c
Sl.0O Black Dress Goods ....... ...........57c
Csc to 4OC Ribbons .......................-.l2 1c
Remnants OF Grenadines, formerly ST to
81 a yard .....................
Grenadines, formerly $l.25 to $l.5O a
yard, for. .......................O OC
EmbrOideries, 3 to inches wide .........5C
EmbrOideries, 8 to 10 inches wide, worth
SOC ..............-............
Derby POrtieres, former price $7......$2.O8
SIS Velour POrtiereS .,.....,...........S 0.OS
$40 Silk Curtains for ................... $5.85
Upholstery Tapestry, the So kind, a yd....$l.1O
Curtain Poles, complete, worth $50, fOr.....OC
SOC Opaque Window Shades for. 1Oc
Curtain Swiss, the 18C kind. Sc
and Lace Curtains, etc.. on 10th page.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16

Poor bird that battlest with the storm
To gain the beacor-light,
Then falls a wounded. woeful form
Into the CULTS of night,
a thousand lips that light may bless;
To thee tbs the last bitterness.
4 light was given to the earth,
Wearing a woman's name:
A thousand tongues have told her worth
And deathless is her fame
But / was the spent bird. that there
Salvation sought, and found despair.
Fl w Roirdfilo
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16
WasSOn's
Wasson's

That question will be asked by manywhen
they read the prices marked on the goods
for the sale this week. Matters not why, suf-
flee it to say that money will be lost freely in
closing out the goods advertised for this sale.
Part of the loss falls on us, the greater part on
the manufacturers who were forced to make
the sacrifice or carry the goods over the season
and perhaps lose more.
Think of buying $3.50 Sealskin
Jackets for SIPS. Silk Hose worth $l.5O
and $500 for 67c. Silk Ribbed Vests
worth SIPS to $l.75 for 67c. Embroid-
cries, Lace Nets, Dress Goods, ETC.,
Lace Curtains, Silk Curtains, Carpets,
Rugs, etc.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16
At soc
MEMS FINE UNDERWEAR

Not over $50 pieces of it. Hurry up if
you want it, for at the prices marked they
Will probably be gone the first day.
Mems $3.50 and 50 full regular CT 40
made Cashmere Underwear. 49,. .Ap AeOS
Mems 81 fine Natural Wool and n2c
Cameis Hair Underwear. ............1 OS
Mems ST. Scotch Wool, Camers
Hair and Natural Wool Under ROc
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16
Ribbons

A Sweeping Sale this week of all
accumulation of Ribbons.
The best Ribbons shown this season In
.he lot. Plaids, Roman Stripes, Moire
Fancy Tanetas. etc Too many to de-
scribe. We have punched them at prices
TO make quick work of closing them out.
2Oc to 4oc Ribbons go at............ IL n
soc Ribbons go at ........................z zoe
SIC and 81 Ribbons go at............. 4Sc
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16

Two weeks ago we closed Out a
stock from one of the best manu-
facturers. Many of the garments
at the time were in the process Of
making in the sewers hands. Over
half of this stock goes on sale to-
morrow. The making alone cost
more than many of the Jackets.
will be sold for.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16
See advertisement Carpets Rugs and Lace Curtains etc. 10th ag
:. Sale of
Sealskin Jackets
Closing Them Out

We have ten Sealskin Jackets on hand,
all this seasons style except two. To-
morrow they will be put on sale at prices
that ought to close them out in one day.
$500 and $3.50 sealskins, sale $50
One Revillon French Novelty
Sealskin, formerly $500; sale &A2E
price. ..........-............. ~
Two Sealskin Jackets, with
sleeves a little larger than the
style of this season, the price &10N
was $265; sale price.................
One fine Persian Lamb Jacket,
size SO, and 27 inches long, up
to-date style, price last week &1SO
was $3.50; sale price tomorrow. ~
One Natural Beaver Fur Jacket,
former price was $40; sale &hQ
price. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Fine Natural Beaver Cape, 80
inches long, former price $97; S42. 81
sale price. ...... ....s-..-.. -
Real Astrakhan' Cape worth s25 %15
to $S5; sale price. .,......'.......'.''''NF
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16
ErnbrOiderieS

Another big stock goes on sale
tomorrow. You will wonder why
they are sold at the price, for they
are fully one-third to a half less
than prices usually asked for same
qualities. No matter about that.
Here they are tomorrow
Over Is, 900 Yards of Them
Cambria Embroideries, to
inches wide; usual price 10c. Sale e.
Embroideries, inches wide, with
wide margin; have been consid-
cred cheap at l2i2c. The new o.
purchase goes at ........................O "
Dainty Nainsook Embroideries in
the lot, and 3 inches wide;
worth up to 30c yard Sale 10
prices 15c, 1212c and. AON
Embroidery Flouncings, and 10
inches wide; imported to sell at ~
2oc and 35c. Sale price............... AOO
27-lnch Flouncings; usual price Dc
45c. Sale price..................... @OO
All-over Embroidered Batiste;
usual pr re $1.50; the new pur- E0c
chase goes at........... "
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16

81 IOW-neck, sleeveless ribbed Six
Vests, in cream. black, light blue
and pink $1.25 and $1.75 quail III
ties; choice for. ........,..s.............OA
10 low-neck pure Silk Vests, in
ssS anG Tsits ga ana sht eolors $l.48
Is low-neck, finest quality pure
Silk Vests; $4.75, 1913 and $3.50 O. "a
qualities; choice for .............. ApAs0O
16 ladies' fine Australian Wool
Vests, no pants in black. white
and natural; regular price 1925, O2c
IOr - ~
% full regular made heavy Aus
: Galid gaT Me1 U faf Suits 81 and $1.9S
10 pairs Black Cashmere Wool
Tights; size only $2.75 quality, G. 10
lOI OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ~ - = -
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16
Silk Selling

Tomorrow our great Silk store
will be one of the busiest depart
ments. A manufacturers loss
brings the best Silks to you at one
third to half less than you must
pay for them elsewhere.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16
Remnants

About 500 yards in remnants at zSc,
&c and 4Sc, for Silks worth 75c to 81 q
yard.
Black Dress Goods
The sale tomorrow of 100 pieces of
Black Dress Goods, over 1900 yards in the
lot, at
00C on the Dollar
In the big stock are Henriettas, Mohairs,
Double Warp Sicilians, Satin Soliels, Gre
pons, Serges, Heavy Vale Diagonal and
Black Broadcioth.
40c qualities go ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ~
50c qualities go ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. sc
csc qualities go at.......................~ fOC
81 qualities go at.........................O on
s125 qualities go acknowledgements. ]OC
50 qualities go ACKNOWLEDGEMENT S0S
s75 Broadcloths go at.............PA.
III ID XM0.c0u &C.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1898-01-16

Finest quality Ostrich Feather
Boas, in black and gray, oneGE no
yard long, worth $40, for....... POsSC
Black Ostrich Boas, extra full.
best quality feathers q inches q 4 10
long. sold at $3.50, for 4@FsSO
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1898-08-09

&uf, in Ben iic weilaun Cornelius Gos
citus 9ebra6t fat, 10 siemli6, abcr Die
6rau,oieu, Die man bod iiir iebr nitdtcrne
Scrrsn bdlt, iteben ibuen gar nidt nab.
Sic triuten SPAR uenig 8ier - III etipa
% gitcr, in Haris gar nur ii Otter per
6opf, ober bafiir iteben ie i'm gGcintons
lum pbcnan, llnb wenn Der 0nllier nibt
i'm Sabre renigltens l03 0iter eolen &es
beniaftes Butter Die 9inbe 9eSpilen bat,
bolt or ben Gelt in Der SplpeIterna6t nod
raid ra9. giqueure iino linn fult e6cnio
iympatii6 pie benz 0cutibcn, Ell ucrtrdgt
ibrer ni6t meni9er alS Is Utter I'M Sabre.
Die SranSoien i9cinen aber ben itiQen
Suff Su lieben, wdbreno bic 0euti6en
fr65lide Gncipbriiber linb. Die Sepobs
ncr Don Seltcrreids llngarn wdren wabr
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tbun, wie Die 6ranSoicn, abcr ba lie arr,e
S9lufer iinb, begnii9en lie it9 nit jabrs
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9tur i'm Sdnaps lcilten iie ii9 cine fleiue
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ebeniouiel wie Die belier iituirsen Seuts
lden, nGmli6 1915 Otter per &opf.
Tel9ciben alS &onIumentcu brGn9eu lie
iid oafiir als Stcuertrdgsr III iebr unbes
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rebt biertulelige England barin iiber.
t~reiIen fam. Der Gn0Idnber foniumirt
al Sicr i'm 0urGi9nitt idbrli9 las
2iter, III Wein l Sitter. Smnlerbin cine
respectable 0ciltung! Gepaltise Yiers
idufer iinb Die gelsier, Die ii6 ibr pbpiiz
i6es 8oblbebagen jabrli9 NIT 100 Sitter
@erltenIaft ertaufen. Sine gang creep
tioneue Stelun9 inter alien Srintsm
Der Groe nebmen aber enti6ieoen bic
gapern elm. Der .normalipurise 8aper
uert,dst $50 Qiter gier, aber bas lit benz
Miin6ensr nod LANCE ni9t genrs. Gr
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Wen9e pom 566 Sitter Bier uuS lciitet bas
nit eiieu unerb6rteu @eltrcforb. Der
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Niirnberger auf 32l, Der SerIiner aui
100 9iter, Der Wiener auf las, Der Mose
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ylter. Wtiin6en uer9dlt ii6 olio Al Baris
wie $50 Giter Sier gu IL Sitter Sier, aus
uel6er gere6inuns man cine beliebise
itdotepipdoIogii6e Nusanpeneun9 seben
mag. Gang ri6tis miro ie obnsoies
ni6t iein, oenn per fennt li6 aus nit ben
SrinterIarncu unb Srinterieelen.!"
Mit redtem MaB unS 3iel
60 niiee Oeine Rrdite;
Mad' ni6t G'ei9dft gum Spiel
rnc Spiel ni9t gum @ei6dite.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1898-08-09
9Gud rirte cNans6lder.-
@atboliisbe Nraebfaperee.

Der Setlts.u. aus Der Gtr5erseIbihte ruS aus nab en-
ge5eoen5e.tet o~GrSei5aH wro, mas iiir Gin wnuoerz
hburgeu Sur Were5rurs oe5iebeI. Gcu Z. Trdnj
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btleu Silbcru ln) uieteI SoBia titter. SI . ttea
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seoerradeH uno Sololduttt $3.50.
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Der aut lebeu uuo irjbtib iter5en pia. Bon z. sSr,u,
Sattler, Grieiter aus Der @se Seiu. Dtit grs
ldubuiB oer SroeuSoberf. Jtetb iluitrirte, annette
guila3e. | 80 Seitel in 1rcs eesttons 6ormai. nI.s
aont ~aebuuoen nit goloi4uitt uuo ret4er @,los
p~rsiiuus $3.50
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1898-08-09
9as ar,ne eebtn nao bittere &eioen unie'
res acrrn Seia Sbriiti uno ieiner bet,tgitcn

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1898-08-09
sSSiCk Call Outfit. -

0as 9euehe unb SeHs Sur s&.5o. Sans 9emou na6 ab
btloung. S6erGtgeIfdnb Der Ste lit gut urNlDIt Se Eute ld6f Il port
Cine 3iee Iii rje6es ffgoNDe @an5.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1898-08-09

cmm GMs m%a a%aSmgs %HdmsS Der mmMmmg ,MMmmh G%T& smbm NIB 3MaGnN Hm sMm5ms Ger er
enamWa pppTaRNr hmmmmNNTu MM0ru mn pWDHpVGT TGSmmeS6 unrbNmt amt September 1885,
lin NTTSu @m m 0a: P NINAUS LEONARD O. r M Rector
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Gbieaso, Milmaufse L. ct. Vaul
Giienbabn.

Nabrplan III Graft sctreteu am IS. Sebruar
1898. Sabmboi Ste A. unb Glaps StroBe.
SidetsS ffice 597 Wains Str60e.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1898-06-03

A minnie ball struck his watch and
glanced off passing downward through
his hip, making him cripple for life
Had it not been for this watch a rebel
bullet would have passed through his
body, and instead of him being present
yesterday, he would now be sleeping on
southern soil
Dewey demonstrated how easily a
Spanish fleet could be disposed of in
battle Schley has demonstrated how
easily Spanish fleet can be rendered
helpless and worthless by "bottling 1t
up" In the one instance the victory is
due to superior guns handled by super
ior gunners on superior ships. In the
other it Was piece of luck on our side
and shortsightedness on the Spanish
commanders part.
Rector Raymond received a copy OF
the News Tribune, Washington, ID. e.,
from Mr.. Luclus f. Gridley, containing
sketch of his brother, Capt. Charles
V. Gridley of the Olympia; also por-
traits of the captain and his mother,
Mrs. Ann Eliza Sholes Grldley. Mrs.
Gridey was heroic nurse in the war of
1861. The captain was born In Logans-
port, Ind, the family removing to
Michigan when Charles was three
months old. Latest news is that the
captain is seriously i'll and has been or
dered home for recovery.
When it is remembered that there are
1000 Grand Army posts in the United
States, and many of these have cele
brations monthly, it is easy to imagine
chain Cf camptires reaching from
Maine to California and burning bright
ly in the cause of the Union, night after
night. The motto of the order, ''Frater-
nifty, Charity and Loyalty" stands for
the fact that they exist to cherish
precious memories OF services and sac
rifices Tin defense of "Old Glory" to
promote patriotism and to care tor
needy and destitute comrades and their
families.
Rev. O. f. Lands returned home
last Saturday from two weeks bust
ness trip in the interest of his church
He also attended Sunday school con-
ventiOn of the Warsaw district of his
conference. He says that the wal
spirit is running high all over the coun
try. The women, as well as the men,
are greatly interested in the war ques-
ton. He also stated that the people as
whole were much encouraged by the
wave of prosperity that has come to
this country. One man said to him
that he never saw better times than at
present. This man was farmer, too
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1898-06-03
From Thursdays Daily.

Sow some field peas for hog pasture
Seed at j A. Forbes. ct
Squirrels are much sought after al
the present time.
To introduce 1t, riding pillow at a low
figure. j. A. Forbes. ct
One fare Sunday excursion tickets
are on sale from all stations on the
Nickel Plate Road.
j. n. Wilson took ill suddenly yes
terday afternoon and was taken to bis
home on Minor street.
The rush of the Hoosier volunteers
threatens to limit Mr.. Hanna's substi-
tutes in the present war to one or less.
All those having cattle, hogs or sheep
for sale see me before selling of leave
word at John Blain's drug store. Thos.
Tribbey. 1t
There will be no trouble in raising
the twenty recruits in Plymouth to re-
plenish company IN" now at Tampa,
Florida.
Commencement exercises of the high
school will take place June 22nd. The
banquet will be held on Thursday eve
ming June 23rd.
The gentlemen who has so long been
whiting the store-boxes in grave doubt
may now proceed with the invasions of
Cuba and Porto Rico.
Bert Ashton, telegraph operator at
Findley, Ohio, is in the city visiting his
parents and friends. Bert is looking
we'll and just as happy as ever.
Special rates via l.. f. & w. to Green
field, Ind, on account State Sunday
School Convention Tickets good fol-
return until June 10 inclusive
For Sale-Small farm 36 acres, four
miles north of Plymouth and one half
mile east. Price $l,l0O. Good house
and barn, small orchard, all under cul
tivstion. Enquire of Joseph Mickey
At
| One of the most successful business
men in Plymouth remarked this morn.
ing that it wasn't good policy to always
tell the truth. He cited some very
good reasons In support of this asser.
tiOE.
Gen. Miles has made a fatal mistake
in designing green uniform for the
hospital corps. The wearers will not
be recognized as on-cOmbatants, fol
every one knows that green is fight
ing color.
Inasmuch as Schley is supposed to
have the Spanish fleet bottled up in
Santiago, it will be difficult for the
reader to imagine how it got out and
over on the other side of the island of
MataRzas and was there destroyed.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1898-06-03

The appellate court has rendered a
decision which will be of interest to the
people of cities, TO the effect that city
councils have no right to grant permits
to any individual or concern for any rur-
pose that will in any manner obstruct a
highway to the travelling public; that
the streets belong to the people and no
one can occupy them for the vending
of any article, though even a permit
for consideration has been secured
from the city authorities. This will
shut out street fakirs and side walk
stands
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1898-06-03

England and Cuba and that of the old
confederate states were conspicuously
displayed.
j. A. Skunk and Frank w Boss,
two well-known young attorneys, have
formed partnership for the practice
of law. Their Office is on CAIRO street,
formerly occupied by Mr.. Skunk. The
Independent wishes the new firm un
limited success.
Dewey's victory is great help to the
hemp and rope industry of this country
as for time it shuts down the famous
rope factories at Manila. American
manufactures in this line owe Admi. al
Dewey big debt of gratitude They
ought to divide profits with him.
Amidst the general rejoicing at the
trapping of the Spanish fleet in the
harbor of Santiago de Cuba there is no
disposition TO unduly focus public at
tention on the fact that the Spanish
trapped themselves, instead of getting
trapped as the result of orders issued
by the so-called strategic board.
The provision consigned to Capt
Capron from this city, which will glad
den the hearts of the members of Com
pany NJ, left here today for Chicksmau-
ga. There is nothing perishable in the
consignment of the good things to eat,
and the prayers of the donors are that
this shipment of good things will reach
them before they embark for Cuba.
Frank Wilson received a letter this
morning frow Percy Bailey who is
member of Company M, now on their
way to Tampa, Fla. Percy took his
codak with him and took several snap
shots of the boys while they were rusti-
eating along the banks of the Chicka-
manga river. Frank prizes them very
highly. You can see them by calling
at the DAISY"
Those very knowing people who were
saying, the other day, that on account
of an old grudge General Miles was
having General Merritt sent to the Phil
| ippines because it practically shelved
him and put him out of the way of
pessible rivalry, will have to revise
their opinions. A man who is to es-
tablish United States sovereignty over
the Philippine group and is given
greater discretionary powers than any
agent of the government has ever had
can hardly be regarded as shelved
In the military camps of the south
the taboo has been placed upon pie
And this is as it should be- The great
North American pie has long train of
guilt to its name 1t has taken its
thousands and slain its tens of thous-
ands, and it is but an act of proper self
preservation on the part of the military
authorities to Danish it from the camps
of our brave soldiers lest it claim them
prematurely for its own ere they have
had chance to fall in honorable battle
against foe less deadly. Down with
the pie. Let it's name be forgotten in
the camps of the brave.