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Evening star., 1898-04-30
AFFAIRS IN GEORGETOWN.
Unsuccessful Search for Body of VIII
liam Chicl-Briefs.

The search for the body of William
Chick the motorman of the Capital Trac-
ton Company who was drowned Tuesday
afternoon opposite Gummelrs quarry, was
not continued by the officials today. The
police boat crew was evidently engaged
elsewhere. Several private parties were
present at the scene OF the drowning this
morning, dragging the river bottom, in the
hope of securing the reward for the recov-
cry of the body, offered by brother-in-
law of the deceased. Up to noon the search
had not been successful.
Silas Webb, colored man, whose age
was given as forty-nine, was arrested yes
terday afternoon on the Aqueduct bridge
by Policeman Harrison. The arrest was
made upon the complaint of Officer Wat
son, who is detailed to look after policy
cases. When searched it was shown to the
satisfaction of the police that Webb was
connected with the game, several tell-tale
papers being found on him. He was locked
up on charge of promoting policy.
Covenant Lodge, No. 13, Independent Or
der of Odd Fellows, conferred the third
degree at its regular meeting Thursday
evening. At the close of the exercises re-
lodge banquet hall. on the lower floor Of
the quarters, on 31st street. Visitors were
present from number of outside lodges of
the order. Speeches and toasts were given,
and much interest was manifested in the
degree work, as well as In the other exer-
cises.
Mr.. H. J. Zieman of the schlitz Brewing
Company of Milwaukee, Wis, and Dr. Will
liam F. Bury of Anacostia. >are visiting
friends here.
The work on the new sewer on the north
side Of M street between 30th and 31st
streets has been completed, greatly to the
satisfaction Of the residents of the vicinity.
Charles M. Birkigt has bought of Daniel
Kane, at an unnamed consideration, the
west seventeen feet of lot Ii, square 1872.
The property is located on the south side Of
street, midway of the square between
32d and 33d streets.
The communion of the Lords supper will
be celebrated tomorrow at the morning
service In the West Street Presbyterian
Church. Preparatory services will be held
this evening at o'clock at the church.
Evening star., 1898-04-30
Argo Junior Club EntertnIns.

An entertainment that had for its chief
attraction a minstrel exhibition was given
by the Argo Pleasure Club, Jr.. at the Car
roll Institute Hall last night, for the bene-
fit of the Hebrew temple building fund.
The affairs was quite a success. Those who
took part were Miss Florence Taylor, Miss
Prince, Miss Baer, Miss Harris, Miss Met
gel, the Cohen brothers, Arthur Neumeyer,
G. Sigmund, Al Neumeyer. G. Bensinger,
L. Engel, H Sigmund, j.. Strasberger, s.
kronheim and s. Lellinger. At the con-
clusion of the performance dancing was
INDUCED in,
Evening star., 1898-04-30

NY o let up to the new arrivals"
IN in Suits! The latest style is
the improved Elton" Jacket
Suit, which we show in black, navy
and fancies. This has been Won
derful suit season with us, nut then
we have had a wonderful line
Considering style, exclusiveness
and general finish, we are without
competition.
Evening star., 1898-04-30
Gov Tho Star that the Havenner company

for The Star that the Havenner company
would not advance prices at present.
AT the meeting today II Is uiiuei ~, 80. w
that nineteen out of the twenty bakers
present were first in favor of increasing
the price, one alone being opposed to II.
but that when a vote was finally taken
after discussion vas indulSc1 IN pliiet II
wore recorded against an advance at this
time.
Evening star., 1898-04-30
uncertainty of the Supreme Courts sustai

uncertainty of the Supreme Courts sustain
ing an income tax.
The matter of filling the place on the
finance committee made vacant by Sena-
tor Walthalls death was referred 10 the
steering committee, and the indications
of Texas.
Evening star., 1898-04-30
Great Line of $40 Suitsg

Silk Waists are the style in early
spring. Superb line, SIS up.
Wash Waists are prettier than any
previous season. Every fabric is
represented. Wonderfully pretty
color effects. soc. to S2.5o.
VIII. rlcKnew, 953 Pa.Ave.
Evening star., 1898-04-30

At Tornea, Finland, June p brings a day
nearly twenty-five hours long, and Christ
mas one less than three hours in length.
At Wardbury. Norway. the longest day
lasts from May q to July % without inter
ruption. and in Spitxbergen the longest
day II 81 months,
Evening star., 1898-04-30
lAc for Csc laces.

Bargain spot among the new
Point Lierre and Venice Laces, 3
to 5 inches wide. Broken sets
not all designs in each width.
OThe 22-inch Venice and c7-inch Point
i-lerre Lace for waists. fronts and yokes are
here from 81 10 50 yard. Bargain spots, 81 IS
yard for 50 valus; s.. 4s for Sc value
Evening star., 1898-04-30
New Em br0ideries.

HUG yard for 4 to 5-inch wide
Swiss and Cambria Embroideries
imported to retail at I2c, I5c, I7c
and zoe. Importers broken sets.
u Complete sets Of Best Swiss Camhric and
Nainsook Embroideries here at I2c 10 soc
yard. Edges 1l2 10 . inches wide Insertions
J. 10 inches. All new designs
Continued below
Evening star., 1898-04-30
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to the
following:
White-William A. Randall of Philadel-
phia. Pa, end Florence E. Howells of this
city; Benjamin NJ Overton of New York
city and Daisy NJ. Lynes of Gireenville. s.
c.: Franklin Gauntt of Burlington. N. J..
and Elizabeth Dulty of Philadelphia. Pa
Rodman L. Miller and Florence D. Ma
gruder; Ernest c. Totten and Beulah e.
Wilson; Charles E. Conard and Dora q.
Allen.
Colored-Francis York and BERTHE Nap
per.
Evening star., 1898-04-30
lOc for ST Laces.

The importers broken sets OF
eXquisitely Embroidered SIX Ba-
hste Lace Edges and Insertions
worth soc to ST. yard, at 10 cents
for choice.
OBetter bargains in the 22-inch IAN Over
10 match. Designs intricltcly beautiful some
worth s. a yard And we can say only CSC
yard for choice. Strangely true.
Evening star., 1898-04-30

II you want anything. try an ad In Tee
Star. II anybody has what you wish, you
will get an answer
Evening star., 1898-04-30
l9c for 25c Ribbons.

The saving is but six cents on
each yard you purchase, but you
also secure choice OF the best va
riety ever brought to Washington.
UAt 23c yard for choice are all the best
'fancies' Of the season. worth up Coo yard.
The maker chooses to lose on his surplus stock.
We AMI you gain.
Continued aboye)
Evening star., 1898-04-30
VIII Demand Higher Wages.


One thing that can be regarded as certain
is that if the baksrs increase the price of
bread the journeymen bakers will demand
an increase of wagss. There will be meet
ing of the Journeymsn Bakers Union to-
morrow afternoonsf at which the Who'll,
question will be discussed. At the present
time the members iof The union, to which
nearly all the jourhey1nen bakers in Wash
ington are affiliated, ara paid SIS per week
1t is said that an attempt was made several
weeks ago by the bakers exchange of the
District, as the association of employing
bakers is called, to reduce the pay of their
men, and as feeIer the proprietor Of one
establishment retained 81 from the weekly
pay Of his man. The, latter Immediately
went on a strike. and, the employer, after
holding out one day, not only agreed to pay
his employees the old scale Of wages. but
return them the dollar he had withheld
from the pay of EACH. As is already weIl
Known to The Star readers. attempts have
been made by the proprietcrs of several
large establishments here to Introduce
breadmaking machines. but thus far the
experiments have not proved satisfactory,
the bread produced by the machine NOT
coming up to the requirements.
Public Opinion Has It's Eject.
Owing to the many objections to the
notification sent out. as stated above. the
members of the bakers exchange met this
morning at Berens bakery and lunch
rooms, No. 622 E street, and talked the
situation over. There was a general Gis-
inclination OH the part of all who par
tlcipated in the conference to make any
ste 1ements regarding 1t or what conclu-
sions were reached. but 1t was learned this
afternoon that in view of the antagonism
on the part of the public to an increase in
price it was decided not to advanc. Il at
present. Before the meeting was held Mr..
Edward Graves. manager of the Haven
ner Baking Company, stated to reporter
Evening star., 1898-04-30
SOC and CSC Fabrics.

S2.45 for 7-yard Dress Pattern of
any piece in this great collection,
in every desirable style or shade.
yChoice of Bayadere Novelties. Covert
Cloths. Illuminated Whipcords. Mixed chev-
lots Fancy Checks. silk and Wool Novelties.
Continued aIove)
Evening star., 1898-04-30
1Oc for loo Shields.

Well known Dress Shields in all
sizes. No risk to you-every pair
warranted. The 1893 improved.
shields s-lght weigh. and odor-
less.
C9c for 9yard pieces whaIebone Casing
DC yard for s. H. and NJ Velveteen Skirt Fac
ing. &c yard for Warren's Featherbone for
Waists. SC piece for Perfection Taffeta Seam
Binding.
Evening star., 1898-04-30

go pieces American made Mad
ras, yard wide. The imported. at
DC n yard, are no better 10 the
eye. See both.
Evening star., 1898-04-30
500 Pieces Wool Dress Goods, i'm Three Lots,
&c for l2c Innings.

Reliable Percalines, in fast black
and forty colors. This is but one
of a quartet of bargains here Mon
day.
U12kc yard for Ice quality Lawns 40
inches wide. &c for the Roman Stripe Skirt
Lining, worth 15c yard. 15c for Linen Canvas
that is splendid value at 2oc yard.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
Senator xsnna's Little Romance.

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4 jEsSt Ir.c;;sBii THssiS. bs, ~
,s,,.ar s,;ns for ,he,r sb;n,,a,r,,s 81
the railroad station he was intro.
Iancad - the voune woman who
aft.ryvard became his wife. and
;ocnlarlv invited her 10 become
his cook. She replied that she
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
Remarkable Uure Of Rheumatism al
Eenna, Jackson County.

About three years ago my wife
had an attack of rheumatism
which connned her to her bed
and rendered her unable to walk;
her limbs being swollen to about
double their normal size. Mr..
l.. Maddox recommended Cham.
berlain's Pain Balm. ! procured
a fifty cent bottle oft and used
its contents by about twelve
o'clock that night, binding her
limbs with flannel. The next
morning she walked to break
fast and has not had a similar
attack since. A. B. PARSONS.
Subscribed and sworn to be.
fore me this 25th day of Sep
TENDER. 1897.
F. S. CAsTo. Justice of. the
Peace.
Chanberlain's Pain Balm IS
sold by
burg. slim.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
sportsnen Meet And Elect officers.

The Cheat Mouptain Sports
mems Association of West Vir-
glnia has been organized with a
membership of more than two
hundred of the best known
sportsmen of this State and
Pennsylvania. w. NJ. Kennedy,
of Pittsburg, is president; j. o.
Baird, S. B. Elkins, Hon, Sey-
mour Edwards, VIM. G. Brown,
and Judge Nathaniel Ewing vice
presidents. The association has
leased 65, 900 acres of sporting and
hunting lands in Randolph coun-
ties. through which run two nun
bred miles of trout streams with
fine fish. A huge hatchery,
composed OF sixteen ponds has
been built, and in the spring
$50, 900 trout eggs will be placed
in them.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
We Al Want Tic Short Line.

1t has been rumored that the
contracts for the grading of the
Short Line Railroad from Clarks-
burg to New tMartinsville, on the
Ohio River. had been awarded,
but such is not exactly correct.
AS best we canlearn no contracts
have been let, but matters
are shaping up TO that point, and
possibly within the next week
these matters will be closed up
and work commenced. perhaps
by not later than the fifteenth
to the twentieth of the present
month. We trust that this road
will be built. for the reason that
It gives the Fairmont coal and
lumber district another route to
the markets of the country. The
Clarksburg people especially
ought to appreciate this enter.
prise With q splritof giving it q
lift. . for they are the people
mostly benefited. The business
people OF this community want
to see 1t go.-Fairmont Press.
= 80
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
RsssIItIels Il Reslsst.

At a regular meeting Of L. o:
236, U. B. of Carpenters and
Joiners Of America. held at their
Hall December 25, 1897.
WHEREAS, In view Of the loss
sustained by our Brother and es-
teemed fellow workman Mr.. John
Grapes. upon whom a great af-
Fiction hath fallen, in the death
of a beloved companion, and the
very great loss sustained by
those nearest and dearest TO her,
therefore. be it
Resolred, That we sincerely
condole with the family Of the
deceased, on the dispensation
with which it hath pleased Di-
vine Providence to affiict them.
and commend them for consola-
ton to Him who orders all things
for the best, and whose chastise-
ments are meant in mercy.
Resolved. That this heartfelt
testimonial of our sympathy and
sorrow, be forwarded to the be-
reaved family and to the county
papers for publication by the
Secretary of the meeting.
J. W. WATKINS,
s. DAWSON,
j. w. DAVIS,
Committee.
Clarksburg, Jan. 10, 1893.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
JUDGE ROLT DEAD.
Formsrlu a Member Of TIC Supreme Court.
strlekssbu Paralysis.

The announcement OF the death
of Judge Homer A. Holt, Of Lew.
isburg. w. Va. last Saturday.
was quite surprise to his many
friends IN West Virginia.
He suffered stroke of paral-
ysis last May, from which he
never recovered. The immedi.
ate cause of his death was stom,
ach trouble.
He leaves q wife and three
children. John H.. of bunting
TON, and Robert B. and Miss
Nina, OF Lewisburs.
Judge Holt was appointed by
Governor Fleming. in 1892. .
judge on the supreme bench, to
I'LL the vacancy caused by the
resignation Of Judge Snyder, and
he was elected in 1894 for the
anexpired term.
he was born in Parkersburg
in 1881, and Was graduated from
the University of Virginia when
90 years old. He located at
Braxton for the practice of law,
ana Joined the Confederate army
early in the Civil War, and re.
manned with 1T until the end.
he served for two terms as Judge
of the circuit court, composed of
Braxton, Clay, Nicholas. Monroe,
Fayette, Greenbrier and Sum-
mers counties. Judge Holt own.
ed valuable mineral aud timber
lands in this State, and was worth
upward of 100000.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
HE HAp 4 .eUN.
AndEvsn II He vas 4 Detective ms sent
iuJalf:

John o. Kaier. a Phiiadel
detective. has been In jail A.
Martinsbnrg. He went there NJ
identify q prisoner who II was be
lieved was wanted in Philadel-
phia. While in thejail he com
planned that his revolver was
rubbing his hip and removed Il
from his hip pocket to. his over
coat. Some one saw him do this
and Immediately had him arrest (
ed for carrying q revolver. He
was taken before q justice who
refused to listen to any explana.
ton but fined him $25 and sent
HIM to jail for sixty days. The
case was explained to the Cover
nor. who knowing that the man
had . right to carry 4 revolver
and finding that neither the
prosecuting attorney nor the
justice would release him, talS
graphed him pardon The jus.
tice stubbornly refused 10 geIease
him and the prosecuting attorney
said that he had no authority 10
do so. and while the Governor
felt some doubt about his III.
thority in the matter he never
theless considered It 8 case n
need of Immediate action and
wired the pardon. #
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
FURNISHED THE EVIDENCE
And Then Married the divorced Husband.

The Pennsboro Ne,cs publishes
the following spicy item in re.
gard to a wedding that occurred
here a few days ago:
Society people at Petroleum
will be Interested in knowing
that John P. Downs and Lizzie B.
Hartleben were married at Park :
ersburg last week. Miss Hartle-
ben is a Petroleum lady, while
Downs is a gay and festive drum
mer OF Wheeling. 1t will be re-
membered that Miss Hartleben
furnished letters to the hrst
Mrs. Downs and aided her some
weeks ago III securing a divorce
from her husband. Downs was
decidedly sweet on his present
wife before securing q divorce
from his form r spouse
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
A Wsst ylrgInIan In Cuha,

Lieut.. Charles Hickman. of
the Cuoan Army. who distin-
g1Sished himself in the recent
battle by riding through the fire
Of the Spanish army as volun-
teer courier after reinforcements
for the insurgents from Gen.
Gracia, and thus winning the
hattie for the patriots, is a broth
ar Of James Hickman, an Ohio
River railroad lineman, living at
Petersburg.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
4 Coed Days werk.

"A scrofulous sore on one OF
my limbs troubled me four years.
I was told it must be cut out as
my only chance Of recovery. !
begun taking Hoods Sarsaparilla
and this medicine purified my
blood. / am now sound and we'll
and able to do a good days work.
Nathaniel Pennington, Domino,
Virginia.
hoods Pills cure nausea, sick
headache, indigestion. bilious
ess. ALI druggists, 25c.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
The Tuners, ii Philadelphia.

The enormous increase ia the
sale of THK TURNER'S great RENE
dies made 1t necessary for chem
to have larger quarters. On
January 1stthey moved into their
new offices and laboratory at
$40 8742 -3744 Market street,
corner of ssth street, This u
one of the finest and best equip
ped laboratories in the world.
THE TURNER'S new location gives
them unusual mail facilities, also
shipping advantages by express
and freight. THE TURNER'S axe,
perhaps. the largest Shippers Of
express Of any tirmln the CITY 81
Philadelphia. They have every
conven!euce for turning out
quickly the large business that
comes into their place daily:
Philadelphia is justly proud Of
this great and enterprisinE firm:
The business Of thiasfirn: extends
|all6ver the United States and 6
RfE many foreign countries.
nj h1ve i brunch r or3eto.
Ii: NJ sylil N|.'
Bid pill, fhe gTens t
Blood gnsc ffs 1i6l Ind Hoa|4.
Utah Kidney Bean rA'kse|
cure ior ii. Kidney and l.est
troubles. They also mahnfi -
the celebrated Turner's Little
Liver Turner's, a very small pill
Tarzina. the Great Skin Cure
and Remedy for Piles. and Pc
Melia, a Perfect Food for Infants
and Invalids. Tue TURNER'S are
regular advertisers in this paper.
We call your special attention
to the name of the druggist
printed at the bottom Of the
TURNER'S advertisement on Bird
page. He is the regular appoint
ed agent in our city for THE
TURNER'S. and carries a full line
OF their remedies.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
y. va one q the moot cele.

1ss. was one Of the most cele,
bfated in criminal jurisprudence.
Nearly / 200 talesmen were ex.
amined before q jury was secur-
ed. and six weeks passed before
the taking Of testimony was be.
gun. The evidence throughout
was circumstantial but when
taken together. formed chain
SO strong as to admit of no rea.
sonable doubt in the minds of the
jury, who, after twenty minutes
deliberation, found Durrant gull
ty.
He was first sentenced to be
hanged February 81, 1896. His
attorneys made 8 strong fight for
his life, but tns State Supreme
Court affirmed the verdict. and
he was sentenced to be hanged
June 18th. 1891. The case was
then taken tolthe Supreme Court
of the United States, which, last
Monday. settled Durrant's fate
by sustaining the decision Of the
U. S. Clrciit Court. of California.
denying writ of habeas corpus.
Attorney General Fitzgerald i'm
mediatal autographed from
Washington to have Durrant ex-
ecuted d once without waiting
for the mandate of the court He
was brdnght before Judge Bahrs
of the Superior Court Wednes-
day mOrning and re.sentened to
be hanged November 18th.
DuIrant was never tried for
the murder of Miss Williams, but
the Evidence ofhis guilt was as
conclusive as inthe Lamont case.
When arrested, her purse was
found in his overcoat pocket.
The theory of the prosecution
was that purrant murdered Miss
Williams to conceal the murder of
Miss Lamont. The two women
we're Sacquaintances, and Dur
rant suspected that Miss Williams
believed she knew something
about the disappearance of Miss
Lamont.
DuRRANT's LAST WORDS.
Z desire to say that although
q In innocent man-innocent
pl every urinie that has been
charged against me, l bear no
luminosity against those whS.
have prosecuted me, not even
the press of San Francesca.
which bounded me to my grave.
If any man thinks / am going to
spring a sensation-I am not,
except it is sensation that / am
an innocent man brought to the
grave by my prosecutors. But l
them all. They will get
their justice from the Great God
Who is master of US all. and so /
to get justice that is JUS
tice Of an innocent man. Wheth
er or not the perpetrators of the
crime of which / am charged are
discovered, 1t will make no diff
ference to me now, but I say this
day will be a disgrace and q
shame to the great State of Cali
I forgive every body who
has prosecuted me. an innocent,
man, whose hands have never
been stained with blood and ! go
to meet my Godwith forgiveness
for all men.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14

4 y1SS pfsk srred TO nase
omething to say about the ,.e aas
posal of them. Now it is diner,
ent. One cannot run a campalsn
without assistance. There =
work to be done. and it cos's
money. A candidates fpena
under the old regime could ee IN
duced to contribute. but nSw 1ne
candidate must put his ana IN
his own pocket t51s fqly lor 2
man who is not worth 800, 600 70
sttempt to run for Congress or
other high Office.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14

There is NO excuse for any mar
to appear in society with 9 griz-
ziy beard since the Introduction
Of Buckipgham's Dye, which coli
ors natural brown or black. 3
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
: Just as
Good

as SCOTS and we self II much
cheaper.n is statement sometimes
Emulsion is called for. This shows
that the druggists themselyssfegard
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14

church, She sdrylve0 ny IVY
daughters, Mrs. William Van
Arnam and Miss Agnes Johnston
and three sons-Arthur s. John
ston, vice.president of the ]. J.
Child Coal Company. Walter r,
Johnston, organist of st. Paal's
Methodist church. New York.
and Thomas G. Johnston, of
Quiet Dell, Harrison county, w.
Va.-Trov On K.,) Daily Times.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14

The oldest rosebush in the
world is at Hildehelm, Germany;
Charlemagne planted it more
than 1000 years ago IN commem :
Grafton of the embassy recelvso
from Haroun al Rashid, the
Caliph.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1898-01-14
Before
Retiring.

take Ayers Pills, and you will
sleep better and wake in better
condition for the days work.
Ayers cathartic Pills have no
equal as a pleasant and effect
ual remedy for constipation,
biliousness, sick headache, and
all liver troubles. They are
sugar-coated, and so perfectly
prepared, that they cure with
out the annoyancese experienced
in the use of so many of the
pills on the market. Ask your
druggist for Ayers cathartic
Pills. When other pills won't
help you, Ayers is
THE PILL THAT WILL.