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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

moon is made of green cheese. and
there are also those who stoutly main
tain that the sun do move Our con-
Temporary suppl snts TIE above state
ment with another te-the effect that it
is said that s'AIr. McCune is,being urged
TO become a candidate for the chair
manship of the Democratic state COM
mittee. In the struggle for a good
strategic position from which TO storm
the dictatorship. much attention is be-
ing paid the craftsmanship" Partic-
ularly by our contemporary.
Now Mr.. McCune has not been urged
to take the Craftsmanship of the state
committee; has not been asked to take
it; viii not be asked to take it. He is
cratic party, and viii do what he can
to contribute to its success, but he
would not consider for a single moment
q proposition to become chairman of the
state committee. We assure the Trib-
une that this statement may be con-
sdered as authoritative.
We are really glad to see the Tribune
of Democratic candidates for the SEN
ate, for it is an admission that the
Democrats will carry the legislature
and the state. If this is not so, why
does it pay so much attention to the
question of VINO will be the Democratic
senatorial candidates? The Tribune and
people generally are talking about
candidates. because they
expect that the Democrats will carry
tie state; and their expectations will
be realized. People do not discuss the
possible senatorial candidates of one
party only. and this months before the
election for legislators, unless they an
ticipate the success of the party whose
they discuss. Unwittingly,
the Tribune is doing good work for the
Democratic party; we trust it will keep
t up.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
GOLD FROM SEA WATER.

A dispatch in an exchange says that
about ninety-two ounces of bullion, in
the proportion of one-third gold to two
thirds silver and valued at $40, has
been received at the New York assay
office in thirteen cones. It came from
the Electrolytic Marine Salts company,
of Boston, and Arthur 3. Ryan, its
president, claims that the metal was
extracted from sea water at North Lu-
bee. Maine.
OF the economics of the process moth
ing was said Assays viii be made and
on them will depend what is to be paid
for the bullion.
The dispatch itself may be unreliable,
but even if it is not, the story it tells
may be unreliable. For a number of
years there has been considerable talk,
at intervals, about the vast amount of
gold held in solution in sea water, but
no plan to extract it has ever been de-
vised unless the Boston company has
succeeded, which may be doubted until
there is confirmation of its reported
success in obtaining gold from sea
water If the report is confirmed, the
Boston company might establish gold
extracting plant on the shores of our
own Great Salt Lake.
A year or two ago there was much
talk in the papers about Professor EN-
mons having discovered the secret of
producing gold. Some credence was
given TO and much wonderment pro-
duced by the report, for Professor En-
mons has good reputation in the sci
entific world, and he is no charlatan;
but he has not come out as man of
wealth yet, much less man of extra
ordinary wealth.
Some months ago a man named Brice
set up a gold manufacturing plant in
Chicago. He was going to manufacture
gold from anthony; his only apprehen-
sion was lest the supply of anthony
should give out; of his ability to trans
mute it into gold he had no doubt. He
seems TO have got tired of manufactur-
ing gold and so give his formula to the
world. but thus far the world has not
evinced any disposition to utilize it.
The transmutation of metals into gold
has always been a fascinating idea, but
the art of doing it has never been dis
covered. Necromancers and romancers
have used the idea, but it has to be
very old book in which the advance
ment of this idea does not jar upon one.
Conan Doyle introduces an alchemist
into Micah Clarke" and he manufac-
lures gold like other men manufacture
coke. The incident is skillfulIy han
died. still it mars that really great
novel.
The day may come when gold will be
extracted from sea water in paying
quantities, but people win continue to
be skeptical that it has until the fact
can be demonstrated IN every labora-
tory in the land.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Speaking of the mining congress to
be held in this city. the Denver News
says: salt Lake is a most admirable
city for the holding of the convention.
1t is in the center of the intermOuntain
states Mining is one of Utah's grow
ing industries, and a large interest is
taken therein by all citizens of Salt
Lake The city is noted for the hos
pitable manner in which it entertains
it's guests, and with its large halls and
hotels and magnificent beach and bath
ing resorts and many objects of historic
interest, it is a convention city second
only to Denver. The season is an ex-
cellent one for a trip to the Mormon
capital, and it goes without saying that
Colorado will have a large delegation
present"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

The leading article in Littels Living
Age for March 10 is The Spanish
Crisis" The occasion of it is n review
of Don G. Reparaz' THE War In Cuba:
a Military Study" The article is
thoughtful and thorough, and viii be
found extremely interesting by all who
take interest in the Cuban question,
though it deals more particularly with
Spanish politics. 1t is temperate in tone
and aims To be just. a very entertain
ing article is Frederick Gales Forty
Y ears II the Lobby of the House of
Commons" Virginia NJ. Crawford
writes appreciatively of Alphonse Dau-
Diet. Lieutenant Colonel Sir George
Sydenham Clarke writes of Captain
Mahan's Counsels TO the United
States" 1t is a review of the captains
The Interest of America In Sea
Power, Present and Future" very
pleasant story. at the Court of Pc
lesu." is begun in the present num-
bar
The Living Age company, Boston,
Mass. Price. Is cents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
RE, RHEUMATISM ! \! | I

sentiments. after you once expressed
them"
Was ever enthusiastic about that
boarding place.!
Yes; | remember your exact language.
You said it was a peach.
''Sure?'
I'm positive
We'll. if 1 said 1t. I'll stand by 1t. But
and reaches There are fresh neacbes
and canned peaches and dried peaches.
And there amt anything. in my opinion,
more irritating and unpalatable than
dried peach. l won't retract what said
in the first place. It's a peach. all right.
But it isn't thing but one of the kind
that has had all the goodness extracted
from it completely and forever
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
A Qualifying Aftarthought.

Detroit Free Press: The man who uses
slang has been relieving his mind ad lib
ltum concerning his boarding place. He
has been engaged in the vain but COM
mon struggle TO make up by emphasis of
speech for deficiencies in elegance
Il an surprised to find you going on at
this rate commented his listener. 1T
was only a short time ago that YOU were
loud in praises of your boarding place"
when did | say anything in praise of
Shortly after you moved there. And
] must say | never regarded you as a
man whose opinions would vary from day
to day. You have hitherto stood by your
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

The Tribune yesterday engaged in a
iudicrous effort TO prove the superiority
of its news service by quoting the opin-
ion of a rural contemporary that the
publication Of the court rules of the
Fifth judicial district was stroke of
enterprise. The Herald declined to
publish those same rules two weeks
before their appearance in the Trib-
une, for the reason that the rules are
practically the same in all the dis
lricts and all well informed attorneys
know what they are. The item con-
tanned neither news nor information,
but the Tribune's alleged news service
apparently has reached that stage
where it welcomes any old thing that
its contemporaries may reject
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
TALES OF THE DAY.
a Matter of Rusiness-

Atlanta Journals: Il see." said the cit
izen TO the rural school commissioner,
that you have given the Blue Creek
school to Prof. Muttonhead How did his
examination pan out in GRAMMAR
Putty short
AN right in figgers. l guess?"
Not much"
How about history2"
Never had heerd o SIGH a thing
knows how to manage the kids, then,
| reclCin?'
Dunno bout that"
Why did you give him the school.
then?'
Wal. he promised to make the scholars
clear two acres o my ground thar long
side the skule house while they air takin'
recess, an said he wouldn't mind chop
pin leetle cord wood occasionally HIS
self.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
sToCKRoLDERs. MEETl

land Land &; Cattle Company.-Notice is
hereby given. that whereas. the annual
meeting of the stockholders of the Ireland
Land & Cattle company. a corporation OF
Utah was not held at the time provided
in the articles of Incorporation. Now
Therefore, In pursuance of law and said
articles of incorporation, the board of di-
rectors of the ireland Land q Cattle COM
pany. hereby give notice that the annual
stockholders meeting of said company is
called to be held and viii be held at the
Office of said company in the Masonic
building. Salt Lake City. Utah on Satur-
day. April g. 1895 at o'clock p. m. for
the purpose of electing officers and d.
transaction of other business that may
properly come before the meeting.
c. l. ROOD. Secretary.
Salt Lake City, Utah, March s, 1888.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
A Clever Trick.

1t certainly looks like it, but there
is really no trick about it. Anybody can
try It who has Lame Back and weak
kidneys, malaria or nervous troubles
We mean he can cure himself right
away by taking Electric Bitters. This
medicine tones uD the whole system,
acts as a stimulant to Liver and Kid
neys. is a blood purifier and nerve TONIC
1t. cures Constipation, Headache, Faint
ing Spells. Sleeplessness and Melan-
choly. 1t is purely vegetable, a mild
laxative, and restores the system to its
natural vigor. Try Electric Bitters and
be convinced that they are a miracle
worker Every bottle guaranteed. Only
SOC bottle. at q. c. NJ. 1. drug store
VAN CAMPS TOMATO SOUP.
Enough fer 6. Price, 15c.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
DEMOCRATIC STATE COMMITTEE
GUARDIANSHIP.

The Tribune is devoting itself to the
task of arranging the Democratic cam
paign this fall. selecting candidates.
etc, etc. Yesterday morning it de-
clared there are those who say The
Herald's editorial policy is being guided
with view of introducing A. w. Nc
Cune into the (senatoriaD race" There
are also those who believe that the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
HE CULLEN
RATES---$2 and 81. 80 Per Day.
S. c. EWING, Prop.
PROBATE AND GUARD.
IANSHIP NOTICES
Consult County Clerk or the Respect
i've Signers for Further Information.
IN TIE DISTRICT COURT. PROBATE

IN THE DISTRICT COURT. PROBATE
division, IN and for Salt Lake county.
state of Utah. In the matter of the estate
of Caroline T. Frost deceased. Notice.
The petition of Edwin Frost. admins
TRAITOR of the estate o Caroline IT. Frost.
deceased, praying Tor the distribution of
newly discovered and additional estate
belonging to the estate of said de-
eedent. among the persons entitled there
to- has been set for hearing on Wednes-
day the 3Oth day of March. A. d. 1895
at $50 O'Clock a. m. at the county court
house. in the court room of said court
in Salt Lake City Salt Lake county
Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court
(SealJ with the seal thereof affixed this
18th day OF March. a d. 1895
DAVID G. DUNBAR. Clerk.
BY GEORGE f.. BLAIR. Deputy Clerk.
Bennett, Harknsss. Howat, Bradley &
Richa rds
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Pinkerton takes occasion to say that
his detective force has not and will
not be placed at the disposal of Spain.
Little as the people think of the Pinker-
tor men. they have never once thought
so badly of them as TO believe they
could be employed against the United
States.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

a Wisconsin editor wants to fight the
Spanish editor who challenged Senator
Mason. Both believing the pen to be
mightier than the sword, there will be
q terrible war of words if the challenge
is accepted.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

One county in Wyoming tenders the
government the services of 500 vavalry-
men. if needed. And this tender is
from one of the states that Mr. Cleve-
land termed undesirable.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

The Heraldo of Madrid thinks that in
view of the ''ostentatious'' war prep
arations of the United States, Spain
has full liberty to make similar prep
arations. Most certainly she has; let
her go right ahead.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

If the inventor of those Sacramento
airships has Il spark of patriotism in
him he VIII tender them to the govern
ment. With them it should be an easy
matter to get the drop on the Spanish
navy
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

a London newspaper tells of a man
who can recite verbatim many acts of
parliament, and thinks it remarkable
There is nothing at all remarkable
about it. We know plenty of men who
can recite the misdeeds of congress.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

1t will not be many days now before
the report of the board of inquiry into
the cause of the Maine disaster will be
known Until it is known it is idle to
conjecture what it will be.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Senator Proctor says the Spanish SOL
diers hold and control the ground they
occupy and no more. a sort of squat
ters' sovereignty, so to speak.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

People are as curious TO know what
is IN that bundle Captain Mark handed
TO Admiral Sicard as they were TO know
what was in Pandora's box.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

This Maine incident is so shaping it
self that it will soon be a condition
and not theory that confronts the
president.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
COMMENTS BY THE PRESS.


San Francisco Chronicle: Senator Call
! myers statement about Cuba loses 4Jrce
l py the PERMISSION he gives the .)ress TO
sign ms name to any picture II may draw
ABOUT the wretch sdneSs, deStituuon and
heilishncss in that country. Testimony
or thAt Kind is worthless The public
wants facts about Cuba's status and these
are not 10 be found in stories that ar
one may write and put another man :
Signature TO. The example OF Senator
Proctor is one that Senator Gallinger
San Barnadino Free Press: L. S.
Grant Jr twhy junior at this timel. for
the United States senate. Why? Be
Tor. no other reason Now, we do not
deny that Mr.. Grant is a good. honorable
gentleman; but the fact remains that he
Is about as well fitted for the senate as
is wooden man. What would be his
strength or influence in such a body?
Absolutely nothing. Even Perkins is a
place. and certainly Perkins is near
enough TO zero.
st. Louis Globe-Democrat: Ex-Secre-
tary OF State Foster thinks recognition
OF. Cuban Independence would help the
Insurgents. II would help them if it
brought interrogation. but otherwise it
would aid them. So would recognition
without Intervention II Spain should make
this casus bell. But recognition with
out active aid by the United States at
some stage or on some pretext would
leave the condition OF tho insurgents as
it is now.
Boston Herald: Nine. Drayfus. having
petitioned the French government to be
allowed the poor privilege of sharing the
exile of her husband on the Isle du
Diable, with all its penalties and priva-
tfons. is promptly refused the same;
nevertheless, she gets the worlds adj
miration for her devotion.
Philadelphia Ledger: Blanche X.
spicuous example OF what the coIored
race can achieve. Both We're more con-
spicuous because of their color than be-
cause of intrinsic ability, although both
were men OF intellect and energy. They
were pioneers. however, and are being
followed by constantly increasing num-
Der of colored men,. who show quite as
much ability in their respective lines of
effort as their white competitors. There
is every reason to believe that the de-
velopment of the Afro-American will in
due time reach quite as high a point as
that of his white compatriot.
Kansas City STAR. The proposition to
change inauguration day from March
TO the last Wednesday in April would re-
qufre the trouble of an amendment to the
constitution of the United States but
should. nevertheless, be adopted. In
auguration day in the first week of March
is almost certain to be raw and unoleas-
ant, while in the last week in April the
president could stand bareheaded on the
east portco OF the capitol without run
ming the risk of pneumonia. For reasons
connected with the public health and COM
fort inauguration day should be- moved
nearer the Fourth of July.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

New York complains of its dry drink
ing fountain. 1t no longer complains of
dry Sundays.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Spain's flying squadron will come
from the Canary islands. This would
indicate that it is a bird.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Speaker Sleeper, of the Ohio leZisla-
ture, considers war with Spain inevita-
bic 1t is natural for a sleeper to rail.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

The New York Mail and Express
calls Proctor's address on Cuba a
tragic epic" Was it not rather a
threnody?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

as a big gun nowadays, but he is not
of the disappearing variety.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
WIT AND HUMoR.

Judge: The Difference.-'They say a
man is always nervous when he. pro-
poses" And a girl is always nervous
when he doesn't. -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

The superintendent of the Soldiers
Home at Boise was felled by a soldier,
but he did not like a soldier fall.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

AS a drawer of differences Colonel
Chado, of the Cuban army, is great;
greater than reliable, most likely.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

To keep cool, use liquid air. 1t is 315
degrees below zero.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Whether there is more joy in giving
than in receiving depends entirely upon
the gift.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

And Peter the Great has fallen be-
fore Jim Jefferies. He will now become
Peter the Hermit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Already Spain realizes that it is
money that makes the war go.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

In history he will be known as Single
Speech Proctor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

These may be piping times of peace,
but the pipes are calliope pipes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

lola contemplates writing a sequel to
his Paris to be called the Prisoner
of Paris
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

OF the making of warships there is no
end.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

snowstorm. In Denver they had a ter
rible blizzard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

In the matter of buying warships.
paying your money doesn't always
mean taking your choice.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Harper's Bazaar: Reggie Littleton is
such a conceited thing" said Molly He
called me man-hater just because he
heard l said l didn't like him."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23
MERRY JINGLES.

The. wild wind blows my Julia fair;
II blows her gown. her hat. her hair.
But when tbs time for blowing peIf.
l have that feat to do myself.
Chicago Record.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

The country is suffering more or less
from oyerproduction of war news.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Harlem Life: DO you wear eyeglasses
because you think you look better with
them?" asked Miss Pert
wear them because I know l look
better with them" answered the short
sighted man. sadly
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

IAN men are free, His boast serene
And naughty, none denied
1t would have shocked them had they
seen
His humble and obedient mien
Whene'er his baby cried.
-WashfnptOn Star
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

o night wind, steal thou through the
easement
Where my slumbering darling is
Kiss her-then go and give her father
touch of rheumatic.
Detroit Journal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Yesterday was a great day for war
news: the air seemed surcharged
With it
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

What beautiful specimen of inlay
ingI' exclaimed the guest.
Yes. replied Mr.. CTmrox. as he put
his hands behind and tiptoed complacenr-
W but that isn't anything. You ought
TO nave seen the outlay it represents.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Life: Bringgs-What did she say when
she rejected your
Griggs-She said il wasn't necessarily
due to lack of merit. but on account of
the great pressure OF other material.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Oh. should some power that giftie gle us
To see oursel's as ithers see us.
Twould do no good. fer spite of blame.
wed chase our follies Just the same.
Chicago Record
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

o tragic muse. do not depart.
AS thou dost threat. Still throw
Across my life, to brighten it.
The shadow of some others woe.
Detroit Journal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1898-03-23

Detroit Free Press: annie. it seems to
me- that you slyly provoke your husband
TO wrath every morning. said the mother
to her newly married daughter. I'm
doing
II know exactly what I'm doing.
mamma He goes away angry in the
morning and always brings a nice pres
ent In the evening as q peace Offering He
would never be so liberal IL left to his
own way.