The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1898-08-21
ALOUD DOSE vILLIBEENs
Spitxbubel Tells Of His Discussion
With Heinegeschnitzel

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IT gifen I'd up. yet alretty. almost"
And Mr.. Spitzbubel wiped the end Of the
bar with a towel, drew and consumed a
schnitt Of beer. rolled his arms in his apron
and placed them on the top of the bar.
Then he gassd moodily across to the lunch
counter and remained deep in thought
"Never knew you to give up anything.
Spitzy," remarked young Harker, as he
helped himself to a red hot and drew near
the puzzled old man. Must be some mis-
take or may be you have decided to loosen
once and see how 1t feels. You can make
mine beer"
Zach, du yung teufel," growled Mr..
Sphzbubel, as he broke into a wide
mouthed grin and reached for schooner.
$50 you come yet some more in old Spitzy
to fool NIT your chokes, aind i'd? Dots all
rigid, aber got not today belt feer some
monkey pizness. have me drubles on
my mindt. und dots all aboudt i'd"
"Humph, what's up?"
Ids aboud dose villibeens und vat We co
nit 'em."
what in thunder do you know about the
Philippines?"
yah, ask me. You beoplpe is bretty
schmart. aind i'd. to dry old spitzy to buzz
Gle NIT kvestions. All of does mans vat
come mine place in says to me: vat you
know aboud does Villibeens?' Herein
comes Won day Heinegeschnitzel mine
freund, and to me he says, 'Ach. Spitzy, We
geep does Vilibeens, alretty,' und say
right kvick pack. 'und for Wy not? und he
say, dots de brober caper.' aber vat he
means by does words dond vas sure. Und
den I speak me some more und dell Heinc
dot ven I'm a poy und on dose hcnics
go, We always gept does Vilibeens vat we
bided NIT our pest girls. He-yah, he
leffed. chust as you du-he vas chust SO
big tam foo! like you yet He says I
bin dumpkof und ander dings, for w
dond know me all ofe does Vllibeens. He
says to me. 'Ach, spitxy, mine freund,
dond do 1t. You get some REGULATIONS yet,
vat makes beople denk you vas bughaus,
but vat dot Teller knows more as me cand
find yet oud. He says does Villibeens Is
isslands und We hat dooken dem alretty
vrom Spanien, aber ven I say. SOP ne
leffs yet more like he will bust. Dot makes
me mat alretty and make me mine faust
Heine's nose unter und den say: I bin
may pc like not 30 schmart aber I got
chust SO much bride. For w you LEFT dis
vayr Und den he dells me aboud does
isslands and how W make krisg, dot is var,
by Spanisn and dot Dutchman Dewey goes
from Honk Kong ofer and ticks dose dons
by Manila say, 80. is dass welt Won
CheeoasoT Den he yet more times leffs
und can talk some. Heivants to know of
I heard dey vas SOME kries und all vat
know. aber I'm schly like foxes und sage
mix. Und den get vonce more mat und
say: 'Heine, du esel, bed you more as
fife tollar you dond know so much like you
bredend alretty. Ven der boogel spelled
und de solditen forwarts vent feer dis
kreig, bed you mine saloon againsd dot
stock you hat your hand in, you dond know
Of dose Villbeens vas peanuts oder
isslands. You denk may pc Dewey has
'em his booklet In. chust as you ven yoI
go bel Ogden's grove bicnic to hav und
NIT Und would you belief me, dot Heine
vas 50 mat dot he iss not yet back in mine
blaze gekommen. Aber I denk I vas
rigid und he dond so much know vat he
says."-Chicago Chronicle.