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The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
LYNCH & COMPANY FAIL.
Judgment OF $4,000 Against the Grocery
Firm.

ID. W. Lynch g. Co., WHOLESALE and retail
gr0cers, have failed. A judgmentamount
ing to $500 was Yesterday afternoon enter.
cd at the Court House against the Com.
law Of Miss Lynch.
ID. W. Lynch Il Co, conduct business ut
Fourth and Madison streets and at
Eighth and King streets.
sheriff Finn will probably close both
stores.
As our reporter could not see Mr.. Lynch.
tho cause of the failure could not bs ascer-
tainc0
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

There is q time honored notion that o
nap after meals promotes digestion, and,
filled with this belief, q large number of
persons habitually take nap after dinner
and think they are doing precisely the
best thing for their health There are
other good authorities, too, who claim that
sleep during digestion clouds the mind
rnd predisposes those who indulge in 1t to
apoplexy and stupidity. A French scientist
has made this subject study and by OK.
haustve experiments has discovered that
sleep does not aid digestion, but rest and
horizontal position are of great advap.
tago in promoting the proper conditions
for perfect digestion and assimilation OF
food. New York Ledger.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
SPORTING NOTES.
Oily mn Fights Draw at the Tuxedo A. c.,
at Chtster Last Night.

Aparty of sports last night left this city
10 witness tho athletic entertainment Of
the Tuxedo, A. G at Chester Whining
ion boys as rule are good fighter; and ara
very popular In Chester and at every en-
tertainment, there are always several local
lighters to uphold the reputation Of our
city Last night proved to be no excep.
tion. as all four of the Wilmington boys
made good show of their ability. The
first bout on tho floor was a six-round
fight between Jack Ward of this city and
young Traub of Chester
Referee Schlicter called time and the
fight was on. The first round was very
tame, Ward several times jabbing Traub
10 INC lace with his left. In the second,
ward still kept jabbing and bis opponent
swinging, but 1t was apparent to all pres.
ent that Stroud could not hit him. In
TINS round Ward made Il pass at Il aub
ana missed and by a left swing by Iraub,
Ward was floored. The other fourrounds
were repetition of he first two, Ward
sui dong all the leading, getting but
three blows in return and two of these
were 10 the last round. 1raub weighed
ABOUT twenty pounds heavier than Ward.
heierce Schlicter made very rotten de-
cislon when he gavo tho fight to rraub, rs
~ oS Sne worst II should have been draw.
80 NSAo hSHp was u lUur TOllu COutoSU
between Midget Glynn aud Eddie Lcnny.
OF Chester This was very good fight as
Lenny was quite clever and made Midget
WORK pretty ha'd to keep tabs on his willy
opponent. Throughout the contest the
ilght was very fast and at the end of the
last round tho referee would not pick the
winner.
The Kentucky Rosebud was defeated in
q SIX round go with Harry Smith the Ital-
ian champion. Smith forced the fight
from the start and landed hard and often.
lhese mon have been anxious to meet for
some time and Smith surprised his friends
by bis ability.
The last contest was n six round affair
between George Russell, of New Castle, and
Young Smyrna of Chester. This fight
was rotten that most OF the spectators left
was SO draw There was large crowd In
attendance and they were well rewarded
by going.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
DOUGHTEN-On January 4. 1893, Rod

DOUGHTEN-On January 4, 1898, Rod
ney H., son OF John W. and Laura
Doughtcn, aged year. 10 months and 20
days.
Relatives and friends are invited to at.
tend from the funeral from No. 1922
West Fourth street, on Thursday after
noon at o'clock. Interment at Lombardy
Cemetery.
GARNER-In this city on January s, 1898
Mabel NJ, wife of james Garner, aged
20 years.
Relatives and friends arc invited to at
and tho funeral Oh Saturday morning at
$50 o'clock, from the residence of her
father, Henry II. Valentine, No 100 West
Second street. High mass Mt St. Peters
Pro. Cathedral. Interment AT Cathsral
Cemetery.
CARLSON-On January 0. 1898. Andrew
p. Carlson, nged b6 years.
Relatives, friends and he Swedish Lodge
Swea are invited to attend tho funeral from
his lato residence, $50 Wright street. on
Thursday afternoon az 1870 o'clock. Ser.
vices at the Swedish NJ. Il Church, Eleventh
street between Head and Claymont at 2
o'clock. lntermrnt at Riverview Como
terry. !
SPEAKMAN-On January j, 1898, MiitiIn
Spcakman, In hi, Goth year,
Relatives and friend. OF the family also
Washington Lodge, No. J. x. Of p, Della
Of tho p, w. g. b. r. II. nro respectfully
invited to attoud the funeral services from
his luto residence, 5l3 French street, on
Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock. Inter-
mcnt at Wilmington and Brnnlywine
Cemetery. Chester county aud Philadel-
phia papers please copy.
"A Kind Father and Loving Husband"
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

You nccl not DO discouraged and lose
hope just because local doctors have failed
to cure you. 1t is only the specialist in
such complaints who can cure you. DR..
Greene, 35 West 1i,h ST., Now York City,
the most noted and successful physician
in curing disease, can be consulted by let
ter FREQ His experience is enormo us, he
has cured many cases like yours through
letter correspondence. lie can cure you
Write to HIM without delay. Rene mber
it costs nothing to get his opinion and
advice in regard to your case
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
ADJUSTMENTS
GRAND OPERA HOUSN.
PAYToN's Rig COMEDY COMPANY.

PAYTON's Rig COMEDY COMPANY.
Another large audience greeted the Pay.
ton Company last evening at the Opera
House which rendered "Only farmers
Daughter" in u satisfactory manner. The
afternoon attendance was good This
evening, "Alonei in London" great sen.
sational comedy drama in five acts and
will receive a complete scenic production
including the old siuice house on the
bank of the river Thames. with rush Of
flowing water and heroic rescue of a
woman from drowning. At the matinee
Tomorrow woman Against Woman"
will be repeated and will receive the same
careful production rs on Monday evening.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

Mr. Charles Dickinson of this city is
dangerously i'll in New York city his mo-
thor is at his bedside saa
Among tho beautiful christmas trees is
one at zoo East 18th st. their Decorations
ale be- itul Please call and see it.
Mrs Mary Green of No. 604 Adams
street who fell off Il step ladder at the p.
w. a. y. depot continues to suffer from in.
ternal injuries but will recover.
a collie dog owned by Hon. T. F. Bay
ard stopped runaway horse Monday
afternoon and thereby saved an unknown
woman and her child from injury.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
WANG.

Wang that merriest and most sunosss
tful of all comic OPENS is again announced
wang Is on a special tour this season
and i'll an entire new dress. Everything
from tie elephant to the little chidren's
dell has been made and painted for this
season, will be given at the Grand Opera
House next Tuesday night
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

Or S,n,ns vegetable liver pills lead
the world MS the famous cure for sick
headache, liver complaint, kidney dis
eases. stomach trouble, costiveuess, dys-
pepsia. sudden colds ctc. No gripping or
slGkning yet They operate surely aud
graudly % cents Six boxes 81. Sold whole.
sale and retail at 6U6 Kin. sLIest, Will
minEtUu. Dol
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
. DANCE AT WOODLAND BEACH.

DANCE AT WOODLAND BEACH
The dance given at Woodland Beach
In the spacious dining room Of the hotel
by Mr.. and Mrs. s. Z. Campbell, in honor
Of their guests, Mrs Matte Campbell.
Miss Fannie Slaughter and Charles Camp
bell, OF Wilmington. was II successful af.
fair. Professor Jerry Goidsborou3h fur
nished the music and many guests were
present. The hotel was tastefully deco
rated and sumptuous repast was served.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

,r. SilEma' vegetable liver pills are vsry
easy to take, very easy and painless to
operate; perfectly culable in liver com.
pln!nt, kidney troubles, dyspepsia, bead
ache, etc only pills 10 Use with our
White Pulnunlc Bulsan,, blood purifier
and untidyspcpsla pVw,iers, Depot mi
kiux street.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

Dr sim MS vegetable LiNerpills. Rev
Il. Il. Wuddoll, d. D.. Of the Wilmington
Conference. snys they are the best pills he
ever Used. Nicn. easy, no gripping, no sick
en.ng purga,ive. Elegant for the liver.
kidneys and stomach. Depot G0j King
street
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

"Mr. Higgamore, said Miss Quickstep
firmly and distinctly, interrupting him,
''you have called mo "a lump Of sweetness
q great many times, but you have never
said you would like to have me regularly
with your morning coffee.
Whcrcupon Mr.. HiRgamoro proposed
There WIS no way Of escape. Chicago
Tribune
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

In order to test the loyalty of ants TO
each Other Sir John Lubbock once made
80 of them drunk and incapable and thon
drew the attention of % sober ones to their
condition. The 25 bucklcd to it and car
ricd the so home to ed.-Exchange.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

Tomorrow promises to be clear and
RI her warmer Somewhat similar condi.
tiJns will probably prevail on Friday.
The Thermometer at W. c. Taylor,
drug store 81? k!ug street, registered to.
day as follows:
7o'clook 10 o'clock O'Clock
81 DO al
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

"Is there any necessity of your having
quite so many young idiots hanging
around here, Mabel?" asked the father In
the properly deferential tone Of modern
parent
81 am studying human nature, papa, !"
answered the sweet girl. "You know the
proper study Of mankind-or womankind
lis man.
''Mebbe it is, but must say don t
like the way you keep the house Uttered
up with your specimens. "-Cinoinnati
ENQUIRER.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
Cabs and Coaches,

81 druv cab in France said Nose.
'Dat's muffin" said Aunt Dinah.
"Iy zekns gone ZIP & do henyard SOS
70 take Cochin China"
IL. A. W. Bulletin.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
Is 1t ThOrn2

Detective McVay and Witsil arrest cd q
colored man in Petersburg, Virginia
answering Thorn's desert otion and tele.
graphed for Willard Farra. tho son of the
murdered man to como at oLc,, and he left
in the $ O'Clock train this morning.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

so no married in hastcY Did he re.
pcnt at lesuroI'
"No He went to North Dakota. -
Cleveland Leader.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
Beautiful Sight. Day or Night, at

Gndey College, Is to see the earnest
crowd Of busy workers, boih sexes, II to
middle .ngc, getting available kho~!"dge
and skilled hands.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

OEcE In o while you hear of n canine
being hero. Rob Roy MacGrcsor the
handsome collie owned by Mrs Thomas
w. Eoyard, proved himself to hG II h,l 0 on
NJ ,nday by stopping IL runaway horse IL
CLAYTON Street
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

The Wilmington Advertising Agency,
Vim. r. &. Cclquhoun manager, will IS.
sue Il Directory Of the City Gu Wilmington
which, win be ready for delivery about the
first of May.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

Dr. Simms Vegetable Liver Pills abso-
lutely tho perfection ef pills, bs2ause III y
do not grippe or sc!lcn in Their operation
for liver compliant, kidney diseases, dys-
pepsia and sick headache Ihey AFRO
King street
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
IN SCCIEYY'S VHIRL.
Many Interesting happenings and Pleasant
Visits The Rule Of the Season.

Communications for this column should be
written on one side of the paper only and adj
dressed "Our Gard Basket" REPUBLICAN,
Ohice.)
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

Rev. Lafayette Marks,
pastor of Hanover Presby-
rian Church, aged o5 years
dropped dead, as he was
entering the store of S. ii.
Baynard, Fifth and Mar
ket streets, at z. 80 O'Clock.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

..|nrato Your Bowels with Cascareta
TO- II O. G. G. fail. druggists refund money,
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

Thousands sink into an early grave for
want of II bottle of DR.. Balls Cough Syrup.
This great remedy would have saved them.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

We stand by Our friends
our friends are those who
stand by us.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05
CluSiEg Quotations,

Educate Your Bowels with CasCErnte.
Candy Cgthartic, cure cOnst pa ion fore, r.
NC. Ii O. c. &. fail. druggists refund muuoy
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1898-01-05

Big
OVerCOaI
Stock
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-01-10
JOINT LABOR CONVENTION
One Hundred Thousand Wage
Workers Represented at Albany.
Consolidation OF the Two Leading
Labor Bodie in New York State
the Chief Object.

Albany, =. L., Jan. 1o.-Delegates, rep
re~eptiug considerably more than 100000
wage workers of the State, will be present
in this city tomorrow at the 5oint labor
convention which will begin its session
al noon at The city hall. Among the dele
gates will toe some of the best known la Dor
and social reform representatives and ad-
vocatss ia the world.
Hon. J. Havelock Wilson and Andrew
Feruseth. of the Pacific Coast Seamen's
Unlon. win be here TO extend interest in
their special work OF improving the con-
ditions of American sailors. firemen and
dock workers. Samuel Gompers VIII he a
d d,Iaga;e from New York Cigar Male s Union
aud prominent leaders from other cities OF
the state WIN also represent labor bodies.
The prnaary work OF this convention
win Zee thc harmonious consolidation OF
all the interests hitherto represented toy
th> TWO State lalor bodies. the Working
mems state Trades Assembly and the State
branch OF The American Federation of
Iaiar The leaders are agreed that this
il necessary preceding TO the desired
Ia l,or legislation. ana TO petty obstacles
VIII Ice allowed to ST aud in the way OF its
schievement.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-01-10
lots FOR DETECTIVES TO DO.
Fifteen Petty Thefts Reported since
saturday Morning.

saturday Morning.
Thieves have been particularly active
within the last three days. Fifteen thefts
have been reported to the police department
since Saturday morning, as appears below'
Harry ayman, No. s2l New York ave-
nue. northwest, lost three and one-half
wards of slamask from his upholstery shop.
Mr.. ]. Wine. No. 6l7 Seventh street
northwest. had an Artston bicycle stolen
from in front OF his house,
c. W. Maupin, No. COS F-street north
west. had stolen from either circuit court
No. I or has office, a black Melton over
coat.
Jacoh Nathan. No. Gle \ street north
west, reported that sOue one entered MS
room Saturday morning, and stole s53
from his clothes.
This n,orninr Charles T. Smith, OF No.
zoo Third Street northwest, reported 10
the detectives that Saturday night atout
: O'Clock, y hile on Missouri avenue. near
-Four -ani- -a-laIf street northwest he was
accoSted hy neatly-dressed colored man.
who called ham toy name, ana began con
versation. They talked FOR few minutes
and Smith went down the Avenue. Tie
had walked but a few steps when he dis
covered that has pocket had been picked by
the stranger aud a gold hunting case watch
stolen.
George Mass. No. 1009 NJ stree { north
discovered Yesterday that has show window
was broken into Saturday night and two
pairs of mems calf shoes and pair OF
patent leather uppers stolen.
Sam Lung had $50 and two razors
/ stolen from his laundry d No. GIL Second
/ street. Saturday afternoon.
part of a set OF harness was stolen
from a stable Oh Morris road belonging
10 Mary Watson.
A horse and wa gOn. the property OF
Charlotte Scott. No. / 321 Cedar street
northwest. was stolen Saturday night from
a vacant lot on Fourteenth street bet ween
T and L streets northwest.
W. II. Diggs, No. 63l Eleventh street
northeast, reported stolen from Fourteenth
and + street northwest, a lot of car
penter tools
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-01-10
KNOCKED DOWN By A THIEF
Mrs. Mary Marshal Still in a Pre-
cari0us Condition.
Her Assailant Believed to Belong
TO "A Gang of CrOoks-Arrest OF u
Pockethook Snatcher,

The detectives and police are looking
for a dangerous thief. There is little
doubt he is a professional second
story worker. and there is reason 10 be-
lieve operates with the assistance of
other well knowit craSks.
The daring daylight attempt to
rob the boarding house of Mrs. Muir
ray. at COG III street northwest. yester-
day afternoon. and the many open at
tempts at pocketbook snatchins give
rise to the theorythat gang OF crooks
are doing the town. Detective haru-
gan, of the Sixth 9redinct, has been IN
vestigating the two cases, ana this
morning arrested Jesse Roy. who Is
held at the station on suspicion OF
snatching Miss feelings pocketbook
Saturday night at Four and hair
street and Missouri avenue.
The ATTEMPTED robbery on II street
may result seriously. Mrs Mary Mar
shal, a boarder, who encountered the
burglar in her room and was beaten
insensible with the butt of revolver,
is still in a precarious condition.
Everyone in the house was at dinner
when the thief made his entrance. but
-
the others and went to her room just
as she got inside the door she saw the
form of a negro ransacking the bureau
drawers. He must have seen the re-
Election in the mirror of the woman De-
hind him, for the next instant ne
wheeled around and brought the putt
end of a revolver down with great force
on her head.
She fell unconscious, without utter
ing a cry, and had not entirely recoN-
cred when her husband found her sew
eral minutes later.
The burglar had escaped, as he had
entared-through a rear second-stoTS
window. There were footprints on the
ground. which led to the belief that the
man had gained access to the Wlndo"
by climbing the rain spout Nheh
Mrs. Marshal recovered consciousness
she was unable to tell anything about
her assailant. except that he was
large negro. She is unable to describe
him in any way. and this leaves the
police without any clew To work on.
Mrs. Marshal is confined to her bed
as a result of the affair. and suffering
considerably with nervousness. Whlch
NAV result seriously.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-01-10
4 Maine Mans Luck Penny.
tFram the lie vision journal.

frDfu the LIE WESTON JOUTnal.1
Mr.. III. A Sylvester of Rockport offers
to match pennies-not for gambling pur-
poses. though-with any man in Maine. His
treasure is the first cent e-er given him,
and 1t has reposed IN his pocket for years
He wi;hstood all the candy temptations of
his childhood aud kept his pocketpiece un-
spent. When he grew up he W ent To sea
for fourteen years and never lost his cent.
At one time he was shipwrecked and was
taken from a waterlogged and disTnaSted
vessel in So eXha Isted a condition that his
reScreTs had TO remove his ciot hing: but ne
had strength enough TO beg them to look
out and not lose his cent. He carried il to
Californie. where he was engaged In min
ing for four years, and on a trip through
the Wild country in Idaho and Montana
Naturally. ii is worn smooth, but he
wouldn't exchange IL for gold eagle.
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-01-10
Mexican RuNinesS Methods.

lFron the Denver Republican,
'Whhe travelling in Mexico a few years
ago had a funny eXperieBce with MeXi
can vender. which goes 10 show what little
business ability the lower classes have. -
said Z. f. Guignon- Of 81. Louis. Il was
en roure 10 look at some mines away up
in the mountains. At the station where
we left the train to take the stage ] saw
an odd woman selling some honey. She
did not have more han ten pounds OF il al
togeth her and as it looked so good want
ed 10 huy it all to take along with us.
aSken our interpreter to buy it. Much to
my surprise. the old woman would sell him
hut two boxes, claiming that IL she sold
ii all TO hiu she would have nothing to sell
Go other people: neither would she have
anything else 10 DO during the remainder
Of thC dav."
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-01-10
DIED.

HURLEY-Sun unday, Jan. 9, at 6: 30 D. m,
FRANCIS BRI AN III kI.E l. SON of Ro-
Sanna and Dennis Hurley, aged fifteen
months.
TiS hard to break the tender cord,
Wien love has bound the heart.
'TiS hard. : ma rd. 10 speak tn words
We must forever part"
Funeral from his late residence. corner
Seventeenth and A Sts. So. on Tu es-
day. Jan. | /, at 80 y. n. Friends and
relatives invited to attend.
Item
REED Suddenly. on Sunday. January 9,
1898. at p. m. IRWIN REED, beloved
son uI VIII lam K. anu Fannie > Reed. aged
twelve years.
Funeral services Tuesday, January IL.
1898, at his late residence, 712 Eighth
friends are respectively invited To attend.
Item
HAMMACK-0n Sunday. January 8,
HAMMACk, beloved husband of Jennie
NJ Hamm lack.
Funeral services January 10, 1898. at
p. M, at his late residence, No. 1852
-Four nG-a haH street south est keIa-
tives and friends invited. 1t
UONOHOE-On Sunday, January 8, 1898,
OLIVIA E., wife OF James W. DOnohOe.
and mother or Nora and Ra ynond Thorn,
aged fifty-One years.
Funeral from ner late residence, IL Z New
Jersey avenue southeast, Tuesday, January
IL, 1898. Thence to st. Peter = Church,
where requiem mass will be said at $50
a. N. Friends and relatives are invited
to attend. ja1O2t
The evening times. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1895-1902, 1898-01-10
SacaCtous Chickens

(Frum the Detroit Free Press
The colored woman ha Il worke fait hfully
for almost an hour picking the fowl which
was To adorn the dinner table Every now
and then she heaved a sigh aud held the
object of TIER attention away from her in
mournful contemplation.
Miss Annie, she said TO the young wOm-
an who had come in TO see how she was
getting along. us slow, but it ain my
fault
Whose fault is it?''
Its de animals fault"
After working a while in silence she
resumed:
kin er animal change itsa1 'coTdin' ter
what 5 mos convenient ter it?''
No Nature takes care of that and
works changes by which it 10 en8 hled To
resist the dangers and dlscomforts to whict
it may be liza ble.''
''An kindso dangers"
Nearly all. Those animals which can
not fight are prese nted with some means OF
concealing themselves or OF annoying an
enemy
There was another period OF mpditatio
after which the worker resumed:
Hdi II d "Cdp hih " Ii'OH " !'ihhS'
ism dar?''
There are certainly many varieties Of
most things"
'.Pins?"
Yes, even pins. There ale rolling pins,
and tcn-pinS and many other sorts"
Il means reg lar pins. What's dat kin
dat'S fixed up SOS ter hang on an stay
putt"
That's called safet y-pin.''
We'll, Miss Annie, Is 'bliged TO yer foh
yo' capitalization. 1t doesE' do no good
by helpin' de work along hut 1t satisfies
my mind. an let's me stop guessin round.
Desc hyuh chickens can't fight us, an
dey's made mp dah minds ter bother Us SO
dey's done had dab SETS puhvided wifi
safety pin-feathers.'