New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1898-10-30
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

The following story with moral IS toid oy
that eccentric paper THE Delta L'ghthouse
south Of Greenvile Miss. on Mr.. Wortherton
nIontoton last week. there we're two men on d
wagon one a sinner and the other preacher 1t
was laundering and tightening Inc sinner 'i''"
was cursing God and everything. ana the preacHe'
told him to stop. but he would not, ana presently
the lightning struck the sinner man SITTING oesine
N. nreocher. ard killed him instantly. ard tn"
preachcr was not touched. So sinner man look
shy
ue-Do YOU love me well enough 70 become my
shc-r think do But must have all the money
u,ant and must always have my own way ana
20 when and where / want TO- ana come nome nom
when please and stay away wen og pea ~ r,1rry
] think really do love you well enough 10 marry
you -(Boston Transcript
Tho arotbeosls Of the American hog may he
found IN the report Just published. ~ the Kansas
poord ~ Agriculture TIE hog Is there declared
10 be q ''debt-payer." mortgage liter and the
"huttress Of prosperity" Moreover. "hi2h-c!asS
swire are unknown and impossible among iow-ciaSs
p4ople Kansas swine. coinage Of Kansas gram
and hra,n. met AZ Chicago in 1893 the world heaters
and beat them" Where corn ana grass most
abound there the hog is most probably evolved
and wakes latest. In Kansas he finds his favored
horre-his FL Dorado. Here he auains the quail
it,4s which make his flesh delicacy sought OF
epicures In Occident and Orient. no less than nj
nd
iron nerve and cool brain Ike those who AZ Manila
aud Santiago fred the unerring shots that wrenched
loose the props Of a throne. revised the worlds
man. and replaced tyrannys flag with cd
Glory.
nonnded re large boy in school not lar from
Trov. Musical tones differ because some are nice:
OF 69a an organ An interval in music the distance
on the keyboard from one piano 20 ,he o,1t ne
a hole note requires three Heets. rest means
you ere not 10 sing IT, we always sing I've Ines
and four spaces dotted hot' "p'u' On 'o"sc''-
Troy Press.
NJ p L. Grand. an Alabama farmer. says thar
r,ony negroes IN the Sou'h ruined by mules,
and no thinks he has proved il. He owns great
deal OF farm land which he rents 10 negroes on
condition that they shall do their work with an OK
instead OF mule As a result. all his tenants are
prosperous and pay their rent promptly. The OK.
he explains ia entirely capable In all the require
rcnts Of the cotton patch. but he has his limta-
lions and his colored master does not think OF
mounting him and riding of on useless brands or
rles sure trips AS the cannot ride 10 distant
churo hes cake-walks or "hoe-dow and he
will not walk he goes bed and is rested and
r,ady for labor in TIE morning. 50 far rs the In
ference from this experiment goes. the negro. plus
a mule liz shiftless and unreliable citizen. but
eliminate the mule and substitute an OK. and he be-
comes regular in his habits businesslike and pros
porous.
she-The Bishops daughter Is shockngly dis
respectful.
He-Yes: she calls him the "Old Man OF the Sect
-O.ife.
A clergyman recently. addressing those who crit-
else Others while they themselves are open to
crticism tod this story: when was a boy we
hid a schoolmas'er who had odd ways OF catching
idle boys. Says he day; Boys. must have
closer attention to books the first one OF you that
gees another boy idle want you to Inform me. and
I will attend 10 the case All thought TO my
self there's Joe Simmons. that don't like I'll
watch him. and II see him look OF his book IN
tell on him. II was not long before | Joe
look off his book and Immediately Informed the
master indies! said he. how did you know he
was idle? 1 him. was the reply. You did
and were your eyes your book when you saw
him. was caught. but | didn't watch FOR the
boys again"
Mrs Farmer Whifletrec (sighincl-Ony think,
Josh Johnson has hip going with sally Simpson for
nish fourteen years an they hdn't married yi;
Mrs Farmer Swamproot dndignanty)-I!s, And
Mister Josh johnson wants 10 be plaguey careful
and git a move him or she'll right up and jill
him, You can't trihe much with them Simpson
girs let me tell yewl-(Puck.