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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Who can subdue his own anger is
more than strong; who can allay an
others is more than wise. Hold fast
to him who can do both.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

A woman looks into one glass to
paint her face. but a man looks into
several to paint his nose.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

A mans ideas Of women are formed
from experience, rather than from OBJ
servation.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Physicians are called upon to pre-.
scribe for the imagination oftnner
than anything else.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

There is an unfortunate disposition
In man to attend more to the faults of
his companions that offend him, than
to their projections which please him.
-Greyiile.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29
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United state
of FIR,
Reking. De,
Whistler here
eMered a pro
extension Of
Sha T
o'H British p
Jet, will und
resistance to
Unless the Oh
VIII be comp,
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

NO man ever allows his whiskers to
grow long enough to conceal dia-
mond pin.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Al bird on a woman's hat is worth a
dozen In the bush-to the cunning
mifliner.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Many hungry man wishes he were
outside the soup.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Honest grocers prefer TO sell honest
soap. Diamond 'C' Soap is honest.
economical, every way desirable.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29
III
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sen
Philadelp
Schley was
Come and {
BELT, presen
pcople of Il
Pennsylvan
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providence
yithout rea.
~ SO willed
& sheathed
ADnor."
The sword.
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pc Damascl
ranved, anC
decorated wi
precious stOI
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

It's wise son who doesn't neglect
the education of his parents.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

A woman never laughs at love unless
she is afraid OF il.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29
AVOID ALUM BAKING POWDERS
Their Use Is Dangerous to Health.

H"o" Use Is dangerous TO HeaIth.
The condemnation Of alum as an I'M
wholesome ingredient in baking pow.
ders by the Government authorities, as
well as by the Iowa ard Minnesota
State Boards of Health and physicians
generally. has not deferred manufac-
turers of such powders from foisting
them on the public. Following is a
partial list of the condemned alum
powders found in the stores in this
cactiou.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Our standing army would be simply
rank were it not for the officers.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Al woman saw the first snake, but
men have been seeing them ever since
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

The most profitable teaching is the
lesson of the moment.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Long hair on man is very apt to
cover a multitude OF cranky ideas.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Washington, Dec. 22.-The absence
of quorum Of the senate saved Sen
ator Proctor's resolution providing for
the appointment Of committee Of
senators TO investigate the conditions
in Cuba and Porto Rico during the
long recess OF congress from over
whelming defeat. An effort was made
by Mr. Daniel to secure consideration
Of the resolution, but his resolution
mustered only of the SO votes cast
No business of Importance was dis
posed Of Only some routine business
was transacted
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Poverty may blunt our other senses.
but * sharpens the taste
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29
MINED by T

MI Gets 20
COast st,
Los Angeles
has
I4'ific Coast
VIII all its a
tons, has pas
the Great Mort
. object Of
copp is to bri
into I'll
~ California
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29


eign affairs committee, in an hours
speech, stated his opposition to pol
icy which would bring the islands I'M
der the sphere of United States inau-
eIce. He contended that it would be
hostile to the spirit Of our institutions
TO assume control over 100000 unwil-
ling subjects, that annexation would
cost us $40,000,000 ii year. that the an
nexation OF the islands met none OF
the terms that applied to our past ac-
QUESTIONS Of territory and would be a
mistake from a social and political
standpoint Mr.. Williams remarks re-
ceived careful attention and several
times drew applause from his Demo
cratic colleagues. Tie agricultural APP
preparation bill was passed without
material amendment 1t carried 3d.
69G,322, or S1S7.120 more than the cur
rent law. Several resolutions from
the river and harbor committee call
ing upon the secretary of war for esti-
mates as to the cost of certain pro-
posed river and harbor work were
adopted.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29
In the House.

The last session of the house before
the holiday recess lasted but an hour.
The Bailey resolution directing an in
vestlgation into the right of members
who volunteered during the Spanish
war to the seats was adopted and sew
eral minor bills were passed.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29
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Detroit, Dec.
.erintendent
ID company.
residence.
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found her
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the revOlvt
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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29
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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Calumet. Government.
Atlas. Ratchet.
Bengal. Home.
Cameo. I.C.
Chapmaa's. 4. C.
Chicago Yeast. Loyal.
Columbia. Palace.
Crown. Puritan.
Echo. Perfection.
Globe. Snow Ball.
Grants Bon Bon. Unrivaled.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Washington, Dec. Ex-senator Teller
occupied the first half Of yesterdays
session of the senate with n speech in
advocacy of the theory taat there are
no restrictions upon the right Of the
United States to expand its borders so
as to include far distant territory. He
went quite thoroughly into the legal
points bearing upon the question, and
also incidentally discussed at some
length the form Of government for the
philippines, saying that he would en-
courage self-government among the
islands and would give them the most
liberal government which they were
capable OF managing, but that he
would not take down the American
nag where once placed. The re-
mainder of the session was given I'D
u the Nicaragua canal bill. Senator
Canery was the only speaker on this
subject, and he opposed the Morgan
bill.
In the House.
The house listened TO the first speech
on the subject Of annexation of the
philippines. Mr.. Williams OF Missis.
sippi, . Democratic member Of the for
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1898-12-29

Hoods Pills cure sick headache. IS cents.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-11-18
THE MORGAN REGISTER.

All ANIMALS to be registered in Volume
I'd of American Morgan Register must
be forwarded at once.
Any animal in any of the following
classes is eligible to registry in the
American Morgan Register:
l. Any merltorlous stallion or mare
that traces in direct male line to Justin
Morgan and has at least one sixty-fourth
of his blood. Provided the dam and the
sres dam be of approved speed or road
ster blood.
2. Any meritorious animal having one
thirty-secOnd or more of the blood of
Justin Morgan. Provided the dam and
the sire's sire and dam be of approved
speed or roadster blood.
3. The produce of a sire and dam
both registered in the Morgan Register.
The fee for registering stations one
year old and over will be 81 each, and
mares, geldings and colts under one
year, 81 each. JOSEPH BATTELL,
Middlebury, vt.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-11-18
The Morgan Horse and Register
NOW READY FOR DISTRIBUTION.

NOW READY FOR DISTRIBUTION.
The Morgan Horse and Register, Vol
l., containing history and pedigree Of
Justin Morgan, founder of this remark
able American breed of horses, and of
his most noted sons and grandsons, and
some 5000 other stations foaled before
1881, tracing to him in male line, and
1000 horses registered according to the
rules of the Morgan Register. Also his
tory and breeding of old pacing Pilot,
whose blood appears in so many of tbs
fastest trotters and PAGERS of the country,
with account of the great Canadian
pacing family from which PilOtdescendedi
also breeding of the famous brood mare
sire, Seely's American Star, sire of dam
of Dexter, etc. together with appendix
of notable trotters, and other statistics,
by JOSEPH BATTELL,-all gathered from
original sources and much of 1t now for
the first time published. A book Of
about 1900 pages, printed on superior
paper, substantially bound in half
morocco and with about 200 illustrations,
at the popular price of So, sent by mail,
postage-paid, to any address in the United
States or Canada. Local agents wanted.
Orders now received. Address
REGISTER PRINTING COMPANY,
MIDDLEBURY, VERMONT.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-11-18
TCoPYRIGHT SECURED


FEARNAUGHT PRINCE. Prince Fearnaught
FEARNAUGHT SPY (1-S). See VOL I, p. 4o4.
FEAsTER HORSE 6 dark chestnut hands, about 1000 pounds
Of Clifford Morgan dam so brought from the east pedigree pneed
took him Kansas and whose property he died when IS
FENTON HORSE See Weasel
FESSENDEN (S) ct Vol. I, p 764
FETTERHOFF HORSE. Charlie.
f. GOT Jesse %ef Ga6 6a S Dan G dam 1 6 Ro be By
Plato, of Black Hawk
F. H. ALLEN G-I6. See Vol. P. $50.
FIGURE DUSTIN MORGAN). See Vol l. p 81.
FIGURE EAGLE See Morgan Eagle (Fgure Eagle).
FIRE FLY Q-8). See VOL I, p $40.
Young Engineer, son o Burdicks Engineer.
FISH HORSE (764). See VOL l., p 45r.
FISH HORSE. Cloud.
FsKE HORSE dark brown I hands pounds bred by
man, Dandy, VIZ o Addison by Black Hawk
FITZ-JAES 32). p. 59 Owned by John L. Noyes
FNDERs HORSE go bay about I hands, pounds; toasd
which chestnut bred by Thomas l. Flanders
got by Bns Morgan Taken by breeder about a 1884, to NewDu w.t.
writes ga SPLENDID driver and his stock uniformly good"
FI4AXIAIL DULL PUP JR9 (-3s). See VOL Up. 1856.
3 XXI: XXI: *. ::: :# $ ;:' Il; ~
M } s BAY Hawk 9ao5 n 300 Pounds mss d R5&
Hawk Morgan oing Long Island Taken
Charles Stout Of Ashland Owned 1850 by 1acE Plains
ILL., Died about 1881 stout and symmetrical horse of high finish and
FLETIIN (-16). See VOL I, p. 578.
FLEETWOOD (PALMER HORSE) (8). See VOL l., p. 352.
FLINT HORSE See Comet (Wood's).
FLINT MORGAN (BATCHELDERs HORNE HoRsE) 90. See
VOL J. p 323
FLINT MORGAN PROTECrON) (r-D. Vol. I, p sa1
FLORA G3a brown with white ankle foaed 1902 bred by Ed
Thompson West McIIen ILL., got by CGPs Morrill, Charley son Of
McIIen got by Haueys Tom Champion of Gates Champion
Imported ed dam black bred by William Taylor Wauconda Ill., said to
be by Morgan horse
FLUSHING -I6) dark brown 5A hands, pounds foaed
by r. BOVINE Flushing, L. l.; by Jackon Flying
Cloud Black Hawk dam Sweeney Mare bay said be by Abda
Mambno Taken 1857 Urban O., by Timothy Jackson
Flushing L. Sold about 1860 to A. g. Moore, Three Rivers Mich
Kept r8697o South Bend Ind 1871 Adrian Mch and later at
Dowagac Mich. Could hot il about A.
(I6 black with white hind heel IA hands, pounds
foad 1885, bred by Jackson Ead Huntsville Wash got by Henderson
Horse, Horse by ackon Flying Cloud dam brown
bought by James Bell Hugo Col, said have been bred in
oed Oregon, and by Hambonan Sold 1874 Dr. p
d. Bunnel, Dmond, WASH
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1898-11-18


Adams Adams, Vt, who probably bred him. Died young
FLYING CHI1DERs JR 864) foaed about 1850 bred by Harmon Hill
DAVIS fymg Moran bred in Essex w. and Said o be by an Fng
horse; I'd dam chestnut said be Morgan Taken when three by
rt,,1~1~ ~ o1-C ~ ~ lI, :t, - lg1. - GOOD f1
bred % Horace Go4 H on m S 5a b o Pe of en
Knox: dam bred by Samuel Togg ComyIe Me- who Mr. Hall
Sold to Joel Richardson Sowhegan Me- to James Whitney, WaerVe
r1 Ng2 whose %6 properly ca ne @ gsa rS70
FLYING CLOUD (BRowNs) u-6D. See Vol 374
f Job SoGR {5ceno " got S 's'g Flying tS Cloud o son %
Black Hawk Owned by j. B. Buterworh Philadelphia, Pa
FLYING CLOUD CORBINS) (S) 1914. See VOL l. p. 5aa.
F TXG C C50D T IS 86ps See Flying s cd "9
FIIITC CTOIn (CROvr,sl G1I6 See Vol IN 80
FIyING C1OID G1NGI1rys, See F1ying Cloud TacL.o1a
r1v11c C1o1-n (t1,st,1N,s> l6, h with lawn, t and ana white
rlINU y bi @ NrI N fIi S.S. t e I W NJ S
2 % o aoP 6 Back oi I9r son f Slack Hawk dam oH
IT i 61 n rnce bub from Ohio ' md said said
to be by rmbe Eclipse son american Eclipse Sold to Alexander
Haskins Dovagac Micby and becoming geded.
Sire: Stare the Wat1a =. -.-.-.--
FIXING CLOUD (oRRs WIcKERs) Q-8) See VOL l. pp s 46
Sire Of Dam Of Ieia""h a:a2i. l1
FLYING CLOUD csNuTH's) U-s). See VOL p. 5o7.
FLYING CLOUD UHOMPSON'S). See Silver Cloud.
FIyITC CLOUD NN4RDs1 C2-I@. See Vol. D. Ioo
Reggie. s.s5l. 4
FLYING CLOUD (WICkERS). See Flying Cloud (Ors).
,IItI>,c I0T-r ~ - fI 49,, ~ ' t 1: r1 49, ri,
Fly NG CLOUD ~ 1o) Sad TO be by fymg Loud son OF Black
Clifford Morgan. Bred apd owned in Wisconsin:
FLYING CLOUD JR (ANDERSONS See VOL I, p o45
CLOUD TR. (EASTMANS) (I-16), dark foot
stripe face hands, pounds foad by
Eastman Oconomowoc got by FLYING Black
bay, bred by Mr. French Sheldon, n
Alfred imported Cleveland Boy ed dam said be
O Messenger by H. NJ. Dbbe
tot in about 40.
F1V1NC Ct OIrD TR GOSIVN,S> G16> See Vol = n rs
I1NC IOT]D IP pIIIip1s} v vo 49,
- n Cos ~ . ~ CIl I1O Max ~ > =. +9i'
(hElOOG f1OKoE) N32)' zee VOL i p 599
FLYING DUTCHNAN (64) chestnut foaed 1876; bred by Frank
Wicks Shannon H. peace Young Eclipse
Cant. Beaumont Sold to- George Miller shannon III.
VIZ, ,,1rrC1,1,>7 + ~ ,, . - 1, 800 - J.,
FlNNE ~ (5o42, pdiS cnes.lu LdSI 900 IouHo
oale1 90; "e ny rIak VICES ~ 8o ny Ie1 80 regis
tered dam gray ~eu at Ill., GOV Y captain beaumont "a dam
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04

"I became seriously iii three years ago.
The doctor gave me medicine for indiges-
tion, but continued to become worse. I
had several physicians at intervals who
gave me some relief, but the disease would
return with all its accustomed severity.
II read in the newspapers articles re-
garding the wonderful curative powers OF
DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People,
and finally concluded to try the pills. I
purchased six boxes. This was sfivemonths
ago. The first box gave me much relief.
i continued taking the pills, and after
using four boxes was cured"
These pills are erecognized everywhere asa
specific for diseases Of the blood aud nerves.
For paralysis, Iocomotor ataxia, aud other
diseases long supposed incurable, they have
proved their efficacy in thousands Of cases
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
cat.rrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat Of the disease. Catarrh Is "a
blood or constitutional disease, and in order TO
cure IL YOU must take internal remedies. Han S
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure IS not Quack medicine.
n was prescribed by ore Of the best physicians
in this country for years, and is a regular pre-
scrlption. II Is composed OF tho best tonics
known, combined with the best blood purifiers,
acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The
nerfect combination OF tho two ingredients Is
what produces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials. tree
~ J. CHENEY Il CO, Props, Toledo. u
Sold by druggists. price nc.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
His Preference,

81 presume" remarked the promoter
who had scheme for bcnciiting his
fellow men by supplying them with n
new and improved article Of illuminat'
ing gas made from air and sunshine,
your platform is sound money"
There was slight chinbinG noise
and the alderman from the 'steenth
ward gave Il responsive but non-com
initial sort Of cough
We'll" he replied. II think I prefer
that II should give out as little sound
as possible. Chicago Tribune.
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04

the descendants OF tho FIRST old ant
VINO discovered the valley where the
monkeys live?
Do they hire the trees from Tn,
| chimpanzee who first found the forest
DO they buy the cocoanuts from tn,
great-great-grandchildren of the goril
| la who invented way to crack them
| Do they allow two or three monkey.
to form corporation and obtain con.
troll of all the paths that lead through
the woods?
do they permit some smart younl
monkey. with superior business abil.
ity, to claim all the springs OF water In
the forest as his own, because of some
alleged bargain made by their ances.
tors 500 years ago?
Do they allow a small gang of mon.
Key lawyers to so tsngle up their con.
ceptions OF ownership that few will
obtain possession OF everything?
Do thov appoint . few monkeys tc
govern them and then allow those ap.
pointed monkeys to rob the tribe and
mismanage all its affairs?
Do they build up monkey city and
then hand over the land. and the paths
and the trees. and the springs, and
the fruits to few monkeys who sat on
a log and chartered while ali the worl,
was going on?
NO, my friend. monkeys have a wiser
system Of municipal government than
that.
Although Kipling speaks 0: them in
his jungle-book as the people who
have no law" yet they have laws
enough to prevent the private owner
ship Of public franchises.
II Prof. Garner, who claims to have
learned 40 words Of the monkey Ian
guage. were to escort some reflective
chimpanzee around one OF our cities
the professor would find it rather diff
ficult to explain some OF the manners
and customs of civilized world.
The chimpanzee would be amazed
to see 100000 house, with 40 rooms,
contain only a millionaire and his
'''NS o1AN ISh SCI NodSo, "hiic q plO,OoO
tenement, with 30 rooms, contained 40
people and no servants.
He would be still further astounded
to see the warehouse district, where
an abundance Of everything was stored,
close to the slum district, where the
people lacked the barest necessities Of
life.
He would be shocked to see an en-
tire street railway system. with hun
dreds Of miles of tracks, thousands
OF cars and employees, and carrying
millions OF passengers every year, alb
solutely owned and controlled by three
or four men who never built a car or
drove spike.
But when the professor would cx-
plain to him that nine-tenths of the
people in the city were quite content
to endure such evils, and. in fact, grew
quite angry with any one who pro-
posed to remove them, the chimpan-
zee would say: Take me back TO the
forest, and may the Good Spirit deliver
us from civilization!'-Rev. Herbert
n. Casson.
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
pA'rENTs
List OF Patents Issued Last Week to
NOrthweat~rn Inventors.

Lars NJ. and A. G.. Anderson. Moor
head. MINI. sled; James II. Bird and
&. p. Carroll. Mankato, Mimi. clutch
sprockct; Richard III. GILLIAN. st. Paul.
Mimi, casometer; Mary A. Etsell, Min
neapols. Mimi, hat box; John G. Gun
valdson. Cyrus. Mimi. fence gate; Ole
II. Hanson, Litchhcld Mimi. combined
anvil, wise and drill; Sarah i. Hardy,
Minneapolis, Mimi, buttonholc opener;
John Mueller. Lisbon. y. d.. hay fork;
Albert Il. Pcnprase, Duluth. Mimi,
81 parator; Victor Rickc, Franklin,
Mimi, stump burner and insect exter-
minator; Louis o. Sunde. Northwood,
n. d., corn planter; William H. Beck
er. Cando. \. d., badge design.
Merwin. Lothrop & Johnson. Patent Attor-
neys. ol0 Pioneer Press Building. st. Paul
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
Embarra ssing.

~ really felt sorry for Mr.. Mcekton
the other night" said the man who is
given to gossip. "You know he used
TO be quite n singer in his youth
did his voice fail himp
mo. He didn't give it a chance.
Spme thoughtless person asked him TO
sing that old bass solo, Let All Obey"
in the presence Of his wife. Wash
ington Star.
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
Frugal.

Guest (at anniversary Jnncrl-You
belong to one branch of the hosts fam
lily, l believe?"
Poor RelatiOn--YcG. ! belong 70 the
branch that never had any plums on
it."--Chicago Tribune.
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
COu,DlnCcnCy.

What is your idea Of 4 literary claS-
sic?" asked Willie Washington.
"Why. something that finds appreci-
alton n long time after it is written"
well. I've produced lot Of them.
I've composed things that won't be
published for years Washington Star.
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
Shall We Keep tho Philippines:

While public opinion is divided as to
the wisdom Of keeping the Philippines,
II il. however. all one way IN regard
to the wisdom Of everybody keeping
their health. For this purpose Hostel
tcr's stomach Bitters is widely used.
This medicine is both 4 preventive ana
cure for malarial fcvcrs and stomach
disorders.
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
Spit~fuI Thing.

Maue-Yuung Mr.. Shint called to see
me last night.
Ircnc-Shint? I'm not sure ! know
him. He has a long. dark. curling
mustachc. hasn't he?
Maud-No; but he has the next thing
TO u mustachc.
lrene-WLat's that?
Maud-A nose.--Chicago Tribune.
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
Thank Heaven.

81 see IL is becoming the fad to have
your weddin: ciIematographed."
'But a fellow doesn't have TO have
his cOurship cinematographed, thank
ven"'-lndianapolis Journal
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
A NATION OF DYsPEPr,cs.

Fvom the MountCfrccr, Iyd,hallo, N. Dakota
The ren,orse Of guilty stomach is what
a large majority Of the people are suffering
with to-day. Dyspepsia is a characteristic
American disease and tits frequently stated
that I'VE a nation Of dyspeptics."
Improper food, hurried eating mental
worry, exhaustion; any of these produce a
lack OF vitality in the system. by causing
the blood to lose its Gfe-sustaing elements.
The blood is the vi al element ia oul. lives
and should be carefully nurtured Restore
the blood to its proper condition, dySpepsia
will vanish and good health follow
For example, in the county of Pcmbina,
North Dakota, q fow miles from Walha.la,
resides Mr.. Earnest Snider, "a man of ster-
ling integrity, whose veracity cannot bs
doubted He saws:
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
Those Loving Girls.

Bess--l wish that young Softleigh
wouldn't stare at me so every time we
meet. It's drcadfully embarrassing.
Nc!l--Ycs. poor fellow! He never did
have much sense. Chicago News.
Semi-weekly register. (Brookings, Brookings Co., S.D.) 1894-1898, 1898-11-04
l{eNS II Unppencsl. /.

'Did you ever hear the story OF the
living skeleton"
mo; what is it,
"He was an India rubber boy when
young. One day he stretched violently,
and you see the result. Philadelphia
North American.