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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
SCOTCH JOKES.
Served Up For the Dedication of Ameri
can Readers.

Served Up For the Dedication of Ameri-
can Readers.
At a football match in Edinburgh.
where the grand stand was crowded,
cries of "Seats, seats, " arose. One of
the offenders in front turned round and
shouted: 81 dinna ken what you paid
for. l paid for "a grand stand
A juror having applied to the judge
to be excused from serving on account
deafness, the judge said, Gould you
hear my charge to the jury, SIR" eyes,
l heard your honor's charge" said the
juror, ''but l couldn't make any sense
out of it," He was excused.
Wee Willie Johnston is an enthusiast
tic collector of foreign stamps, and in
and out Of school he is always on the
prowl for additions to his album. The
other day his teacher asked him, "For
what is the island Of Ceylon noted?:"
and promptly came the answer, "For
its postage stamps bein awful hard to
get"
A well known Dundee angler who
had been fishing the whole day and got
nothing but nibbles was accosted by
one of the keepers, who said, care you
aware this water is private, and that
you are not allowed to take fish from
it?" "Lo'd, man," replied the angler,
"I'm no takin your fish. I'm feedin
them"
In a cattle market recently the fol-
lowing dialogue was overheard be-
tween two old farmers" 81 was RIGHT
pleased fin ye Tended me yon puckle
seed corn, John. l dinna ken what wey
I'm to repay we for such an oblige-
ment." John answered: "Dinna vex
yersel' ABBOTT the o%bligement, James.
Gin We repay the corn I'll be quite salts
fed"
There once vas an old woman who
had a bad half crown. She thought she
would try her luck. She went into one
shop and got her errands; then when
she put down her half crown they told
her it was a bad one. She went into II
other and then another, but she said
she would pay them again. After she
had got all her errands she sat down at
the fire, and, holding up the half crown,
she said, "They a say ye'rea bad haulf
Groom, but ye're the best haulf Groom
ever l had. Dundee (Scotland) Peo-
pies Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
RIO GRANDE { SANTA f,
AND
DENVER & RIO cRANDE R, R
The Scenic Route Of the World.
Time Table No. 40.

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G. R. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
yer v It'll all Missouri river lines for all
poin $ east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in sleepers from
Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
L. j. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M.
s. X. HOOPER, G. P. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Santa Fe Special Rates.

Annual National Encampment Sons of Vet
Grams, Omaha, Neb September 12-16. 1898.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe Route
will sell tickets to Omaha and return at a
rate of $33 10 for the round trip. Date of sale,
September 9. good for return passage until
September 81.
Grand Encampment Knights of Pythias and
Supreme Lodge Session, Indianapolis, Ind.
August 22-29 and August 30 to September 10,
1898. For the above occasion the Santa Fe
Route will sell tickets from Santa Fe to In
dianapolis and return at a rate of $43.10 for
the round trip. Dates of sale, August IS and
-, good for return passage until August 30
but tickets will be extended until September
10 by depositing same with joint agent at In
dianapolis on or before August 80.
National Encampment Grand Army of the
Republic, Cincinnati, o., September $40.
For this occasion round trip tickets will be
sold from Santa Fe to Cincinnati and return
at a rate of S+3.15; Dates of sale, September
1 and 2. good until September 13, but will be
extended to October if deposited with the
joint agent on or before September 8, 1898.
For further particulars in regard to these
meetings and reduced rates call on agents of
the San tate Route.
H. S. LUTz, Agent.
WI. BLACK, &. p. A.. Santa Fe. n. NJ.
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Your Friends in the Army OF Navy

DO you wan a picture of their ships,
or of the cities they attack? You can
secure all this and more by purchasing
the newly issued series of portfolios
Tin fifteen parts entitled THE Ameri-
can Navy, Cuba and Hawaii" Nearly
$50 large half-tone pictures of warships.
cities (Havana, Santiago, Honolulu, etc.
forts, harbors, batteries, rivers planta-
tionS,-in fact the very places Vhere
our men have been and will be lighting.
Also excellent portraits Of Dewey,
Sampson, Schley and Lee. All pictures
accompanied by full explanatory text
and maps. Single parts ten cents; full
set Sl.5O. Call at Santa Fe ticket office.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04

About n month ago my child, which
is fifteen months old, had an attack of
diarrhoea accompanied by vomiting. l
gave it such remedies as are usually
given in such cases, but as nothing gave
relief, we sent for a physician and it was
under his carr for a week. At this time
the child had been sick for about ten
days and was having about twenty-five
operations of the bowels every twelve
hours, and we were convinced that I'M
less it soon obtained relief it would not
live. Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy was recommended,
and decided to try it. | soon noticed
a change for the better; by its continued
use a complete cure was brought about
and it is now perfectly healthy.-C. L.
Boggs, Stumptown, Gilmer Co., w. Va.
For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Called His Bluff.

If / were a single man, said Wilkins,
Id go to war in a minute.
Am to understand, then, Mrs. vii.
likins angrily retorted, that you arc
sorry you married me?
Not at all, he answered, thinking to
pacify her. I'm glad | married you.
Otherwise l wouldn't have any excuse for
remaining at home.
George Wilkins, she exclaimed, if !
am to be regarded as simply an Excuse
for keeping you out of danger the sooner
you shoulder a musket and 60 the better
it will be for both of us.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
The Best Remedy For Flux.

Mr.. John Matthias, a well known stock
dealer of Pulaski, KY. says: 'Aftel
suffering for owe a week with luX, and
my physician having failed to relieve
me, I was advised to try Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
and have the pleasure of stating that
the half of one bottle cured me-" Fol
sale by A. G., Ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
1t Didn't Hurt.

"Kipling," he said as he looked up
from his paper, "once actually threw
his 'Recessional' into the wastebasket
and his wife rescued it,"
eyes, yes; l know all about that, "
replied the literary man ~impatiently.
81 tried to see if I could strike the
highroad to fame that way once my
SELF"
"Well?"
"Well, my wife didn't rescue it, and
so I am still plodding along. "-Chicago
Post,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Distinction,

Fuddy-You know Tom enlisted last
month? Well, he has got his shoulder
straps already.
Duddy-You don't mean it. The idea
of Tom being an officer!
Fuddy-Oh, he isn't an officer. The
shoulder straps help him in wheeling
his barrow when doing police duty
Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Dubious Altruism.

Mrs. Tryer-You said that bread l
made wasn't fit to eat, but | gave it to
a poor a at the door today and he
was thankful enough to get it.
Mr.. Tryer-Poor man at the door? Oh
yes, that was the man l hired to come
and ask for something to eat. l paid
him So, but it was cheap enough, cheap
onouUh
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
A Prize Winner.

Smith--The Nashville is the finest
boat in our navy.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES! She doesn't COM
pare with the New York or the Iowa.
Smith-Then how does it happen
that she took the first prize?-New York
Truth.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
He Walked,

Fat Citizen-You're a pretty small
chap to be runnin an elevator, amt
you, bub?
The Small Chap-Yes, I guess l be.
They hired me cause the darned rope
broke SO many times with the heavier
elevator boys.
And the fat man walked. Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Illogical Judge.

Prisoner, said the Judge, you have
been found guilty of posing as a blind
man and obtaining money on the streets
from passers by when you can see as
well as l can. The sentence of the Court
is three months in the county jail.
Well, well, well, said the prisoner; dis
is the first time / ever heard of a man
being sent to Jail because he could see!
What's the country coming to?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Self Valuation.

"It must take a great deal Of egotism
to make men talk about themselves as
they do" remarked Miss Cayenne.
Sometimes it's q sort of modesty,"
replied Willie Washington. "They
realize the danger Of being overlooked
unless they make a great deal of noise"
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
apprehension.

when one of the tubes on the Vesu-
vius is discharged, remarked the Mad
rid press censor, lit merely gives a
slight cough"
"Yes," replied his assistant gravely.
"But there are circumstances under
which a slight cough is a mighty dan
gerous symptom. "-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
The One

mo man." the Cumminsville sage
said, "can make a failure if he ooncen-
trate all his energies for the attainment
Of one o~bject-unless, Of course, that
object be wedding some girl who does
not want him. "-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Types.

"Minion |" he howled, while the
rafters shook.
The other came forward humbly.
"There amt enough of it," he said
doubtfully, "but the nonpareil'sO K"
The foreman nodded, and the article
was set up forthwith. Vim.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
A Better Place.

Ralph-The government has stopped
the stamping Of hard tack with the
words Remember the Mainel'
Nimms-Yes; SIMPSONS gunboats
are going to stamp it on Moro Castle at
Havana with redhot shells. - New
York journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Easily Accounted For.

"The war correspondent of the London
Times" he said, "asserts that the
United States uniform is the ugliest Oh
record"
"Now," she exclaimed triumphant
ly, perhaps you will begin to realize
the costly mistake you have made in
not giving woman al equal voice with
man in all public matters. "-Chicago
POST.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
l:dlnn9nl||
Stop-overs
at Omaha.

During the continuance of the Trans
Mississippi Exposition June to Novem'
ber,) the Burlington Route will gram
stop-overs at Omaha to holders of al
tickets reading through that city.
Travellers will do we'll to avail them
telves of this privilege. With one OK,
ception, the Exposition is the biggest
thing Of It's kind this country has eve
seen.
q. w. vaIlery, General Agent,
1899 18th st. Denver.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Unlucky.

The burglar noiselessly opened the
jewel case and examined the contents.
"Ah," he said to himself, madam
ought to have known better than to in
vest anything in opals. They are un-
lucky"
And he transferred them to his pocket
and quietly climbed out of the window
again.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Good Ground for Murder,

Bill saw your brother going down
the street in a hurry just now with a
gun in his hand. Is he going to the
front?
Jill-No: he is going to the florists.
He ordered some flowers sent to Il lady,
and by mistake they sent a bill with them
bearing the words bill rendered. &c.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
An Aluminium,

Mrs. Hunt-You surprise me. Ididn't
know that Miss Flash was a college
graduate.
Mrs. Blunt-You didn't? Why, she's
n of the aluminium Of Vassar college.
Richmond Dispatch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04

"Yes," she sighed, ''for many years
I've suffered from dyspepsia"
"And you dom take anything for it?"
her friend asked. "You look healthy
enough"
"Oh," she replied, Sits my husband
that has it. New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Her Mistake,

She-Isn't that proposition to send
10, 900 yellow fever immunes to Cuba
something b~arbarous?
Hem what way, dearp
"Why - because aren't immunes
some kind of a Observation-Disclosures
Enquirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
A Serious Dilemma.

He Ito himself)-I'm quite at a loss
what to do! If I praise her playing,
she'll be sure to play something, and if
I don't say a word then she certainly
will play something lse!-Fliegende
Blatter.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04

The Rev. W.. B. Costley, of Stock
bridge, Ca, while attending to his pas
toral duties at Ellenwood, hat state,
was attacked by cholera morbus. He
says: 'By chance I happened to get
hold of a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, and
think it was the means of saving my
life. 1t relieved me at once" For sale
by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04

Oliver Wendell
Holmes says that if
a man truly loved a
woman he would
not marry her unless
he was absolutely
positive that he was
the very best man
in all the world that
she could marry.
According to this a
man would have to
be very conceited in
deed OF remain a
bachelor.
This is going a lit
tie bit to extremes,
but in sober fact, no
man should marry
a woman so long as
he is the victim of
i'll health. No man
has a right to ask a
woman not only to
be his wife, but a
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04

We have used C~hamberlain's Cough
Remedy in our home for many years
and bear cheerful testimony to its value
as a medicine which should be in every
family. In coughs and colds we have
found it to be efficacious and in crour
and whooping rcough in children we
deem it indispensible.-H. p. Ritter,
4l27 Fairfax ave., st. Louis, Mo. For
sale by A. c. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
And Then They Made Up.

Mems promises, the young wife said
between sobs, are like pie crust
That's tough. said the young husband
then she got angry enough to cry.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Notice for Publication,
Homestead Entry No. 4724.J
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, n. NJ.

HHtFJ IN f'Hf'J
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M.
June 90, 1898.
named settler has hied notice of his Intention
to make flnal proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
register or receiver at Santa Fee, N. NJ, on
August 8, 1893. viz: Bernabe Maez, for the n.
n Sc. Y, sec. 10, tip. 20 H., r. 5 e.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and ~cultiva.
ton of said land, viz:
Casimiro vasquez, Alexandra Martinez,
MANUEL R. OTEro,
%eceiyer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
he Santa Fe Route,

they are literary and artistic productions. de-
signed to create among travellers a better APP
probation of the attractions of our own
country.
Mailed free to any address on receipt of
postage, as indicated:
"A COLORADO SUMNER" 80 pp., 81 %illustra-
tons. 3 cts.
THE MOUQI SNAKE DANCE '56 PIP. 81 illus
trations. 3 cts.
GRAND CANON OF THE COLORADO RIy-
Err. 80 PIP, Is illustrations. cts.
HEALTH RESORTS OF NEW MEXICO" 50
pp., 81 Illustrations. 2 cts.
HEALTH RESORTS OF ARIZONA" u pp..
Is ~illustra tions. cts.
LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS AND VICIN-
lTY,n4S PIP. 80 illustrations. 2 cts.
ITO CALIFORNIA AND BACK 176 pp.. 176
illustrations 5 cts.
w. j. BLACK,
G.P. A., A. I. & S, F. Ry., Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
His Artfulneal.

"Your husband is 30 amiable."
Eyes, he acts that way in public, x
people will think the baby takes aftel
me. "-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Rather Expensive Advertising.

II don't see how Kee West can make
any money out of that t%obacconist's
business Of his He's always smoking
up his best cigars himself"
"Oh, that's his method of advertis-
ing"
"How SOP"
Putting his goods. vim.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
He Knew.

lie hneWs
Mrs. Naborly-So your name is the
same as your papa's, Harry?
Harry-Yes'm.
Mrs. Naborly-How do you know
when your mamma calls who she means!
Harry-Oh, she always calls me kind
Of coaxing brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
At Camp Black.

Mame-Why, Mr.. Noorwalker, who
would eve think of meeting you here!
How fine you look!
Floorwalker on guard duty for first
time-Eh, yes-er, halt and give the
countersign.
Mame-Countersign? Oh, yes, OF
course! How stupid. Cash!
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
Pooling the Enemy.

What are you doing? inquired the
Spanish officer stcrnly.
| was planning a surprise for the
enemy, answered the subordinate.
BY decamping?
Yes. l was just thinking how as.
tonished they would be when they
bombarded the place and found there
was no one here to surrender.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
LAVE YOU
READ THESE BOOKS.

They are devoted to the wonderful sight
and scenes, and special resorts of tourists an,
healthseekers. in the GREAT WEST.
Though published by a Railway Company
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04

Football was a crime in England ~
Henry Wits reign.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-04
LET YOUR
NEXT TRIP BE
SOUTHWARK! Via the
SOUTHWARK! Via the
Mexican
Central
Railroad

you can reach the
very heart of Mexico.
The Mexican Central
Railway is standard
gauge throughout and
offers all conven-
fences of modern rail-
way travel. For rates
and further informa-
ton address
G. A. MULLER,
Conf Agt., III I'asO, Tex.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1898-02-24

Advances made furniture and pianos with
or without removal. J. Noonan. 1o17- 1923 Mission
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1898-02-24
MIDWEEK NOTES OF
MUSIC AND DRAMA
Coming Comic Opera Revivals-The
Bostonians in "Robin Hood"
and the Tiyoli's "Geisha."

The Bostonians In 'The Serenade" con-
tinue to crowd the Baldwin. "Ropin
Hood" will be revived next week. The
sale of seats commences this morning ana
there will be very long line in waiting.
1.-The Vice Admiral" one of the most
delightful of German comic operas, VIII
play out the week at the Tivoi. Then
comes a revival of 1.-The Geisha," the
most successful musical comedy that has
been written since the palmy days OF
Gilbert and Sullivan.
This is the programme for the SYM
phony concert to be given at the Tivoli
this afternoon: Beethoven's "Coriolanus
overture, Moszkowski's symphonic suite
Joan of Arc" Saint-Saens' "Rouet
d'Omphale" and Wotan's Farewell.
and the fire magic from 'Die Walkure.
"Charley's Aunt will close three sue
cessful weeks at the Alcazar on Sunday
night Monday will see a presentation OF
False Shame" piece in which the
older theatergoers will associate with the
memory of Harry Montague, Clara Nor
ris and Fanny Davenport.
NIilt Johnson, the champion cake-pedes-
trian of the Pacific Coast, will match his
graces against those of Black Patti
Troubadours during the rest of the en-
gagement at the California The contest
will be for the worlds championship and
a gold medal.
Morosco is doing a big business with
1.-The Last Stroke" having brought that
the Inflated battleship the Maine.
The Orpheum offers five taking novelties
this week as well as several of the IA
vorite turns of last weeks bill.
Monday commences Chiquita's last week
at the ChuteS.
Marie Wainwright in "Shall We For
give Herr" continues the rest of this
week and all of next at the Columbia.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1898-02-24
A WAR OF RACES.
Trouble Between Local Croa-
tan and SerVian
Journalists.
Editorial Amenities Which End in
Bloody Nose and Discolored
Eye.

Visitors to the office of HRVATSKA
SLOGA, 1.-The first and only Croatian
newspaper on the Pacific Coast" were
greeted yesterday with the simple but
impressive written announcement:
The Editor Cannot Be Seen To-Day.
There are some wicked enough to say
that the announcement, while more de-
pressing, would be more truthful if it
gave to the world the fact that "the ed
itor could not see to-day"
Inquiries at the Office as to the reason
why Editor L. w. Piskulich could mot
be SEEN" met with the response, "he left
on the early morning boat for Stockton"
Then the unsympathetic again come to
the fore and say that the asylum at
Stockton would prove a far more safe
retreat than the office Of the Hrvatska
Slpga If Editor Piskulich is not more
guarded in his writings.
To make short story of one that might
be extended over several columns, Editor
Piskuich, from all accounts, is suffering
from the effects of coming into too close
contact with the fists of Christopher Rad
ulovich, who as a member of the Servian
Literary Club is interested in the publica-
ton of Sloboda, a newspaper representing
the local Servian colony. Radulovich was
never employed on the smallpox Quaran-
tine rag of Mission street, and conse-
quently believes that character is q sa-
cred thing.
When he read In the Hrvatska Sloga
a few days ago that he had been tell
ing untruths concerning the death OF
Samuel Martenovich, who was found dead
in the New Europe House with the gas
turned on in the room, he decided TO in
terview Editor Piskulich. He was anxious
to know on what ground he had been held
up to the world as a plain, common, or
binary liar. On his invitation two friends
accompanied him to the office of HrvatSka
Sloga at 62S Montgomery street, room Il,
Monday AFTERNOON to hear the editors ex-
PLANTATION. Piskulich said that he was too
busy to discuss such trivial affair at the
time. Radulovich said that he was also
busy. but thought that the necessary ex-
PLANTATION would not require more than
two or three minutes time.
Piskulich finally consented to the inter
view with three-foot counter between
him and the interviewer. Editor Pisku-
Itch proved an able dodger of direct ques-
tons, but showed a lack of pugilistic
training in the line of lodging two swift
punches aimed at his face. Piskulich
made haSty retreat, and In SO doing re-
moved a section of the glass framework
around the subscription part of the Of
fee Radulovich rejoined his friends and
went his way rejoicing, while the editor
instructed the manager of the paper to
draw up the announcement: THE editor
cannot be seen to-day"