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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
BATrLEsHIPs
Something on the Subject Of the Hue
And Cry Against BaiIding Any More
Big Ones.

The fate OF the Maine, recalling.
as it does, other cases of the destruc-
tion of armored ships ot the line,
either by accident or in combat, has
started cry, IN some quarters,
against the further construction of
our vessels of this class.
The same mistaken conclusion was
drawn when the Chinese armor-clads
were defeated by the protected cruisers
of Japan, of the mouth of the Yalu,
and again when havoc was made in
the Chinese feet by the Japanese tor
pedo boats at Wei Hal Wei. But
what was Japan's own course? No
sooner had the war ended than she
ordered from European yardN battle
ships far more powerful than the
Chinese, II we dc not mistake, is the
heaviest in the world, relates the
New York ssSun.s She saw, indeed.
that it was her superior guns and gun
merry, with better maneuyering and
all-around seamanship, that won her
victory at the Yalu, and that the
Chinese battleships, though of an
| inferior class, really prevented the
defeat from being greater that it was
She saw, too, that while torpedo boats
are undoubtedly formidable, their
range OF use is limited, and that with
in that range they may be withstood
by other torpedo boats, and byyarious
methods Of protecting battleships.
She did not conclude that the day OF
battleshins had gone nv
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16

A woman has 40 conscience as fai
as a man isn't concerned
A man never knows half as much
as his wife thinks he doesn't.
The devil probably married Lilith
so she could kenp house plants aud
make him wickeder.
The average NAH can repeat about
as much of the constitution as he can
of the Lords Prayer.
No matter how high a girls ambi-
tien scars, she viii never get very far
till she fiops back to earth for man.
No matter how many bundles a
woman has to carry, she can always
fit baby in somewhere.
Most women's ideas about foreign
war remind you of canned peaches
that have begun to work.
II man can only keep a girl hat
ing him long enough she is pretty
sure to fall in love with him.
The reason why a woman is shock
ed at ballet is because she never
realized before that she had two legs.
Every woman has her times when
she wishes she dared act the way she
did when she was little and used t.
make faces and stick out her tongue
at the neighbours children.
Nero wasn't so cruel to the people
when Rome was burning. He might
have had his daughters play theil
new duet on the piano.
You can always tell whether man
or woman runs the house by watch.
ing at what age the youngest boy
gets suspenders and what age the
Oldest girl does her hair up.
When woman describes a rainbow
she makes the same kind OF gesture
she does when she Is describing how
the trimming ran around skirt she
saw.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16

The Times has a larger circulation
by many thousand than any other
daily newspaper published In Pitts
burg. This is admitted even by its
competitors. The reasons for it are
not hard TO find. The Times is a
tireless newsgatherer is edited with
extreme care, spares no expense to
entertain and inform Its readers. 1t
prints all the. news ia a compact
shape, caring always more for quality
than quantity. 1t keeps its columns
clean, but at the same time bright.
Nothing that is of human interest is
overlooked by IL. 1t aims 60 be relia-
BILE rather than sensational. Ii be-
lieves In the gospel of get there, but
it gets there with due respect for the
facts. Test any department of it you
political, religious, markets,
sporting, editorial, society, near town
newsstand you will find The Times
may be depended upon. SO year, 6
cents week
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. a powder for tn,
feet. 1t cures painful, swollen, smart
ing feet and instantly takes the stinl
out Of corns and bunions. It's tn,
greatest comfort discovery of the age
Aliens Foot Ease makes tight-fittinl
or new shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain
cure for sweating, callous and hot
tired, aching feet. Try it TO-DAY
Sold by all druggists and shoe stores
BY mail for 25c in stamps. Tria
package FREE. Address, Allen S
Olmstead, lie Roy N. Y.
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Pointed Paragraphs.
rhe quiet hog gets the slop.

The quiet hog gets the slop.
Never look toy pistol in the mus
zle.
It's the custom of advertising that
brings customers.
It's enough to make the pot boil
when the kettle calls it black.
Those Indian foot ball players prob
ably travel on scalper's tickets.
The man with the most sand is the
one who gets the girl with the rocks,
Civil action speaks louder thar
words; Judgment, is worse than a
dun.
Talk is cheap especially when you
make use OF neighbours telephone.
There is room for everybody in this
big world, but we can't all have front
rooms.
It's the man who has the will power
to stop drinking when he sees fit that
never sees fit.
The man who makes the best Of
everything is always sure of market
for his products.
No man was ever blamed for being
a gentleman, but many have beer
falsely accused of it.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
No Necessity of Being Blind or Deaf.

Modern science restores the ear to
healthtulness In hundreds of cases
which in the past have been considered
lncurable.
Putting of the necessary treatment
causes serious damage in hundreds of
cases which might be wholly restored.
In 1877 Miss Annie Rolfe, 257 Forty
fifth street, Pittsburg, came under the
treatment of DR.. Sadler, S04 Penn Ave,
for polypus and discharge from the ear.
The condition was perfectly cured,
and in 1897 she expressed, unsolicited,
her great satisfaction for the perfect
cure that had lasted SO many ears, and
will be glad to answer any who may
desire to communicate with her. From
the first Of the year DR. Saddler has as
ISOLATED with him an eminent European
physician, DR., A. Sigmann, of the Uni
versity of Vienna, Austria, who has had
an extensive experience in all the very
latest knowledge relating to medicine.
and all who consult Drs Sadler & Sig
mann will get the benefit of their com
bined skill and experience, the best
known to this age of progress IN
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
PATENTS, PATENTS.

Ths Bureau has the Best facilities possible for OBJ
tanning patcnts and copyrights in this and foreign
countries The chief Of this dept. has had 20 years
experience as Chief Examiner, Commissioner OF
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Of Il patent litigation before the courts.
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Have kidney and bladder troubles.
Often it is a tired muscle ache, some
times its seriousness is not appreciat-
ed. Take warning, for results may
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Utah Kidney Beans will remove the
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They relieve congestion and sootht
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TARZINA--The only ointment for skin troubles
Cures Piles.
TURNER'S LITTLE LIVER TURNER'S
very small pill. Turns your liver,
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
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1t is Correct, Concise and Complete


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THE
WHEELING
REGISTER.
CHRONICLE THESE MATTERS,

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The Register advocates and supports the
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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
Eczema
All Her Life.

Mr.. e. D. Jenlihs, OF Hitiionia, Ca
ssys that his dangiiter, Ida, Inherited a
severe case OF Fsczelna. wfsSi tie usual
mercury and potash remedies failed to
relieve. Wear Dy year she was treated
with various medicine external appli
cations and internal remedies, without
result. Her suferiags were intense,
and her condition grew steadily worse.
All the so-calied blood remedies did not
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
Wisconsin Farm Lands.

There is a rush now to the choice
unoccupied farm lands along line Of
the Chicago, Milwaukee d st. Paul
Railway in Central Wisconsin.
Good quarter sections can now be
had for 81 and upwards per acre,
one-third cash, balance ON long time
at current rate of interest.
For further particulars address
W. f. Powell, General immigration
Agent, 40 Old Colony Building,
Chicago, Ill.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16

THE charter of the Lewisburg and
Ronceverte turnpike having recently
expired, the Ronceverte board OF
trade were preparing to take steps
to have the road thrown open, when
their intention was learned by Thorn
as A. Handley, who owned all the
stock, and had been collecting tolls
on the road. He Immediately relin-
pushed all rights to the franchise
and at once threw open his toll-gate,
SO that the road is now free to the
public.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
The Governor Studies German

Aufwiedersehen mein pretzel; mos
nix aus wienerwurst kraut. Bonner
und bitten ich sage. Ach, ia, ich
spreche Deutsch.
The above is short hand report
of an interview given the Gazette by
the Governor yesterday, showing the
fluency with which be now speaks the
German language.
But he is improving rapidly. His
German instructor sits at his side and
assists him to think in that language
while celebrating over the granting
of pardons or other official acts. And
in short while the Governor hopes
to be able to go down in the Eighth
ward in Wheeling and electrify
his home constituents there by his
campaign speeches in their native
language. -Charlesto Gazette.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
SCHOOL or LAW.
Try Aliens Foof- Ease.

A powder to be shaken into the
shoes. At this season your feet fee
swollen and hot, and get tired easily.
If you have smarting feet or tight
shoes, try Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cools
the feet and makes walking easy.
Cures and prevents swolle1 and sweat
ing feet, blisters and calleus spots.
Relieves corns and bunions Of all pain
and gives rest and esnfer6. Try ii
TO-DAY. Sold by all druggists and
shoe stores for Csc. Trial package
FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted,
LIE Roy, N. Y.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
A Truthful Statement.

An excellentand INK able remedy,
for the cure of cough, e. | and hoarse-
ness, is DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, and
Mr.. Jas. Hadfield, $50 West ST., New
York City, veriies this statement.
He writes: ''Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup
is a most excellent remedy for cough,
cold and hoarseness, and l take great
pleasure in recommending it to all,
who require such valuable household
medicine. DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
is sold everywhere for 25 cents.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16

seemtc reach the dis
ease at ell until S.
SIS. was given, when
ah I'm pro We m e n t
was at once noticed.
The medicine Was
continued with fav-
erable rnsr74s aud
now siie y cured
sound and vel irfr
skin Is rcrhs.,
clear and pas eR
she has been sa.sst.
from what tisrea y,
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
neafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear
There is only one way to cure Deaf.
ness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inhamed condition Of the mucous lin
ing of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets infamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
and when it is entirely closed Deaf.
ness is the result, and unless the in
Examination can be taken out and this
tube restored to its normal condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by catarrii,
which is nothing but an iniiamed con.
dition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
fer any case of deafness Caused by ca
tarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
f. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo. O.
@GsaSold by druggists, 75c.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16

Dig down to the cause of your sick.
ness, if you want to get well and stay
well. Most likely it's indigestion.
The irritating poisons of fermenting,
putrid food, left IL the stomach by
indigestion, cause headache, neuralgia,
nervousness, dizziness, stomachache,
nausea, irritability, and all the Other
well-known symptoms of indigestion.
They also cause many pains and
disorders which are often laid to 9TH
err causes and hence are not easily
cured. But as soon as the poisons
are removed, all these symptoms and
disorders disappear, because there is
nothing left to cause them. Nothing
succeeds in this like Shaker Digestive
Cordial, because it prevents the un-
digested food from fermenting in the
stomach and helps the stomach to di.
gest its food
Sold by druggists, price l0c to 81. 0C
per bottle.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The fac
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CALIFORNIA EXCURSION
Via the Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul
Railway to Los Angeles and other
Points In Southern California,


These popular every Saturday Cali
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ly conducted by intelligent, compe-
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will attend to the wants of the pas.
sengers en- route. This is an entirely
new feature of tourist car service and
will be greatly appreciated by families
or parties of friends travelling together
or by ladies travelling alone.
The Midland Route Tourist Cars
are upholstered sleeping cars and are
supplied with all the accessories nee
essary to make the journey comfort
able and pleasant, and the sleeping
berth rate is but 5000 (for two per-
sons) from Chicago to California.
Ask the nearest ticket agent for a
tourist Car folder giving complete
information about the Midland Route,
or address " Eastern Manager Mid
land Route" No. 95 Adam, street,
Chicago, ILL.,, or John r. Potts, Dis
trict Passenger Agent, Williamsport,
Pa.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
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Deferred Judgment.

A West Virginia country justice
Of the peace at the close of case re-
Gently announced with great dignity
II will hold this case under advise
ment until Monday morning, at
which time l will render judgment
for the plaintiff"
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
When You are Tired

Without extra exertion, languid, dull,
and listless, your blood is failing to
supply to your muscles and other or
gans the vitalizing and strength-giv-
ing properties they require. Hoods
Sarsaparilla cures that tired feeling
by enriching and purifying the blood.
1t will give you energy and vigor.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1898-03-16
ONE EDITORS TROUBLES.
Has money and chickens Wants to
lose one and keep the othefs--Two
lteEis from the SistersYille Review.

lteEis from the Sistersville Review.
We still have the fifty dollars to
put up that says the next mayor of
Sistersville will be S. W. Lawrence.
1t is good chance to make fifty if
you want to earn shekels that way
If the lady or gentleman, or either
OF both, who have been stealing our
chickens, must have chickens to eat,
we hereby respectfully request them
in the future to take only ROSTERS,
as we have other use for our hens.
We desire to further add that as
you have already taken an even doz-
en- from us, that you visit some
other hen roost, and we want to say
further, that if any more chickens
are stolen from our back yard
we propose to get mad and raise
Cain. One dozen fine fat hens are
all we propose to donate this year
without big kick being made.
Please don't steal any more.
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1898 THE SUN 1898
BALTIMORE, MD.


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The Sun publishes all the news all the time, bu
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Editoriaily, The Sun is the consistent ant
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ANDERSON, under the new assess
ment of railroads by the board of
public words realizes only $65 in taxes
from the c. s. o. railroad as against
$l07. 96 under the old assessment.
The Camden Hotel, at Weston,
owned mostly by Sprigg d. Camden,
of Parkersburg, has new perpetrators,
Messrs. J. Huff Edwards and Porter
Arnold, of the first named place.