Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1898-01-01

eiecucn.-ChicSeO news
She latter the quarreil--And must We
part forever, Harryr He-Well AT least
until tomorrow night. Mauce.
Briggs-what kind OF fellow Is WI /
towsnap? Griggs-I don't know. I've
only seen him whea he was with his
wife.-Puck.
The Counts fancee-I received my
engagement ring to-day. Isn't IL bean
tifuli Her friend-very beautiful
Have you shown IL 10 the Count yeti
Puck.
jackson has an advertisement In
this paper which reads: Come back
and I'll be good Has his wife iefi
nimT' NO: It's the cook.'-ChicaSc
Record
Tell me. dear. am the first mar
you ever kiSsedf" You are the FIRST
one w-O was mean and suspicious
enough 70 ask me that question. In
dianapolis Journal
why Is Il that Chumpley always
buys another new gun At the openinc
OF the game season. - Because the one
he had the year before never killed
| anything. Detroit Free Press.
is that young one going TO stay
awake all nightg' asked Mr.. Lush
forth. Indignantly. There is no right
for YOU 20 complain" retorted his wife.
He iaherits the habit from YOU
She-what are those missing Inks
we hear SO much about Hc-Oh. they
were some golf links that were located
in certain Western town before the
cyclone struck it.-Yonkcrs Statesman.
Junior counsel lsfier stating csSel-
think our client has a good cause OF
action. Senior counsel tdoub.fUlly4-I
can't see g.: what Is its Junior counsel
Hes worth dfty thousand dollars
Puck
Callcr-In yesterdays paper YOU saio
Miss FoOtlight was one OF the mos
beautiful women on the stage. Why
l.dn'i you print her r,c-urcs Editor
We never take back what We say
Puck
A man who suffered badly went q
consult specialist about his amictlon
The expert asked. DO YOU stutter al
.he timer "N-n-n-no." replied the sui
terer Il s-s-stut-t-;cr only when
! t-,-talk."
Harriet-And 50 Fred Dullwich ha'
, asked you 20 marry him. has he Mar
caret lssghing and blushingi-Yos
, night before last. Harrict-What
s;ickler he Is for formalities.-Cieve
) land Leader.
Gabber-Oh. don't talk 10 me abou
r bicycles. I'm sick ~ the very though
( OF EN-. You couldn't hire me 70 put n.
head into a shop where they sell "a
things. Tlbber-.That would be cas-
OF wheels within wheels. wouldn't u
"a Mrs. Jones-Why. John. you've she
a hem Jones dndignantly)-Hen Tha
madam. Is a Shanghai Buzz Cochin L.
horn partridge. that sho. near a farm
> house: aud. as IL happened 20 De a tan
one. and quite family pet. l had
, pay for Il. Where dld you ever -
!. your knowledge OF hens. madam?
Z Puck.
4 Tram-Td Ike n drink. bur I don
> suppose you'd want 70 change this
= bill. Bartender tbr.skiyl-No trouo
a about change Here's your medicln
:, Tramp-Thanks. All, That's go,
whisky. Bartender-Eh Loolee her
This bill Is no good, Tramp-Nes.
- said you wouldn't want TO change Ii.
New York Weekly.
Junior don't know what 20 thin
OF Miss Knice. Either she is awful
good natured. o. she = half-fool -
Is smiling all the time. Seuior-iI
she good teeths Junior-Perfect So
sor-It IS safe 10 say she is not 10,
Il but II does not follow that she is a.
fully good natured.-BOSton TranScril
Upon what does Peakedhead Ia
his belief In the theory OF reiucaru
uong"' ION the promise that we sh.
all pass away as 4 tale that is toll
You see. the tales that are told do u
pass away AZ all: they keep conf
back 10 be told over again. That
the way Peakedhead reasons IL on
% Puck.