Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1898-01-16
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Dr. BelI's Ptne-Tnr-Honey will check the worst cough or cure cold m one night. It cuts the mueus without ex. ertIon or straining, and stops the cough at once by soothing the infamed parts. It lnylgorates the respiratory organs and lung tissues with renewed vitality.
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 Prof. Standardization was a great philosopher. By observing the mere fall of an apple he discovered the law of gravity. Smithers-Ihat's nothing By simply bit | ing an apple Eve discovered the gravity of law.-N. '. Journal.
 Doubled upand bent with pain -Lumbago Use St. Jacobs Oil and straighten up.
  It is one of fates deerees that lovers must 1 Sall Tn love before they can fall out-Chi- | sago Daily News.
 DerHnged Functions often result from the use of uuinine. hot | baths and hot drinks as remedies for cold | They open the pores and make the system | susceptible to more cold. Dr. Bells Pine Tar-Honey goes to the seat of the trouble, | and checks cough at once or cures a cold | in one night. It exhilarates the lungs. 'I'd like your candid opinion of this new novel;, she said to the young man who talks literature great deal. "Are you sure you want my candid opinion?" Yes 1 wish | to know exactly what you think of 1t with | out prevarication or coneealment." "Well, | to be downright honest with you, think it | is one of the greatest books whose advertise 1 ments have ever read. ."-Washington Star. The same-old or new rheumatic pains St. | Jacobs Oil will cure. A wonderful talsman is the relic of ,, good mother.
 Be sure; neuralgia will cease. St. Jacobs Oil the cure. Get ease.
 
 The man in the honeymoon is not myth. Chicago Daily News.
 For Whooping Cough Piso's Cure is successful remedy.-M. P. Dieter 67 Throop Ave, Brooklyn, N. Y, Nov. l4, '94. The mother-in-law often proves too much for the newly-wedded lawyer. Chicago Daily News.
 Backaehe, tootbache, frost.bites too, St. Jacobs Oil will eure-that's true. Nearly all women are good, but few are great.
 How near must a person live to me to be my neighbor? Every person is near to you whom you can bless He is the nearest whom you can bless most.-Wi1liam Ellery Charming.
 It is of eloqueince as of flame; it re- quires matter to feed it, motion to excite 1t, and brightens as it burns.-Tacitus.
 
 s'What is an average?" asked the teacher. The class seemed to be posed, but little girl held out her hand eagerly: Please, it's what hen lays her eggs on." Bewilder- ment followed, but the mite was justified by the lesson-book, in which was written: "The hen lays 200 eggs year on an aver age. e."-London Figaro.
 Frankly Answered. - "What do you think" said the young political economist, lis the most difficult problem that social conditions in this country presentP Sena- tor Sorghum put his hands behind his back, looked at the ceiling, and then replied "Getting elected. "-Washington Star. There is one comfort to a man who knows that he will die before his wife; she will not be there when hig record Is read. This should be enough to compensate him for the fear that she may marry again.-Atehison GloEe.
 Magistrate -"The gamekeeper declares that he saw you take this pheasant. What have you to say to that?6 Prisoner-''I I only took it for lark" Magistrate" -"Six months for making such an pathological error. ."-Tit-Bits.
 Insurance Agent--"Before filing the claim will you be kind enough to give me certificate of your husbands death, mad. am?" The New Widow-"With pleasure" Life.
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 The real clever women put sausage in the stuffing they put inside a turkey When a poor cook roasts a turkey, it tastes like a chip that has had an onion rubbed over it. Atchison Gic5e.
 Every once in awhile some man gets tro11hI1 h.r