The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1898-11-02
PROF. COLES FOR NOVEMBER.

PROF. COLES FOR NOVEMBER.
The break in the great sea of gas
oous matter passing over the sun oc-
CURED last month upon the very days
that We had marked on our storm ana
Sign Calendar - Danger coming,
watch out on land and sea'-and
caused Unprecedented hurricanes, bliz-
yards. tidal waves, etc. i'm both hem
ispheres. Another break Will occur
this month and spread great destruc-
tiOn in many parts of the world. our
plane tary chart for November shows
strikingy strange condition or
planetary affairs. The morning stars,
Jupiter. Mars and Neptune are all in
one line, and the evening stars, Ura-
nus. Saturn. Mercury, Venus. and
Earth, and the sun, in anCther-and
these lines run parallel to each other.
Therefore the morning stars will bat
tie with the evening stars and per-
haps set the whole country in an up
roar socially, financially, religiously
| ana politically; causing wars. strikes.
mobs assassination and death of rul-
| Crs. and awful crimes.
A GREAT THANKSGIVING.
Our Storm and Sign Calendar shows
81 high flood days for the month of
| November, and only Q low ebb days;
| this gives the high flood vital forces
! the ruling power. ana the Thanksgiv-
| ing Day Of 1898 Will be the greatest
| day of Thanksgiving that this country
| has ever Witnessed. The continuous
| run Of high flood days, from the 18th
to the aOth inst, will nave q tendency
| and bring about an unprecedented
! Christmas trade. We want to say
| right here that every man of business
| should have our calendar SO as to
/ steer clear of the storms; and we
! think every editor who prints our fore
| casts will agree with us in the saying.
| We will send one free, this month
! only, TO any address for postage 2
| stamps; also our Planetary Chart,
! showing the planets in their strange
! parallel positions. The bright star in
the southwest will be brightest from
the ith until the 18th inst. and will
disappear entirely on or about Thanks
giving Day.
IN THE MICHOBE WORLD
The yellow fever microbes kept up
! their record last month, as we said
| they would; and the war cloud of
/ human microbes OhC Indians) broke
out just as we predicted. This month
| watch out for some awful eridemcs
| to sweep over the country, as there
are a strange and hideous looking lot
! of miC"Obes flying through the air.
| For the past ten days we have been
studying their movements They seem
| to be SOFT of a cross between the
smallpox mcrObe ana the yellow
fever miCrobe; and, suffice it TO say
that out of j93 experiments only one
compound took any effect. That was
equal parts of saler2tus and sulphur
and camphor gum, in the following
| proportions: One-half teaspOUnful
saleratus and One-half of sulphur. and
a piece of Camphor gum no larger
than a pea; mix all together and
sprinkle slowly upon Il hot stove, at
least once Il week. keeping the doors
and windows closed so that the fumes
will enter all parts of the house. This
will also have a tendency to drive
away the diphtheria and scarlet fever
microbes that are now out foragng.
A NEW REVELATION.
The world is not coming to an end
in 1900, as sCme scientists would have
you to believe; but many nations will
exchange places China will be COM
plately upset and millions of her
countrymcn will land into America
while intelligent Americans will
make a garden of Eden out of China.
The BuboniC plague will soon begin its
! awful work Of destruction in the old
country and cause thousands of heI
people to fly to America for their lives
A change of government will be in
augurated in England, Germany and
France. Queen Victoria, Emperor
William, Pope Leo aud several other
rulers will he called away. The pres
Cnt forms of government in America
will be changed. There will he wars
all along the Color-line Prof. Andree
viii bc found; and the North Pole dis
covered. The Eastern states may be
flooded this month, as well as the
Southern and Western. Watch out
for strange appearing phenomenon
in the Heavens. Prof. c. Coles,
Editor Storms and Signs.
Kingston, Pa, L. 5. A., Oct "a, 1898
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