The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1898-03-09
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.
. Discouraging a good man is the

devils way OF Splalng MS pest gun.
Think Of God not as one before
whom we shall stand, but as one be-
fore whom we do stand day and night.
"Pop, what is the lull before the
storm?' ':The honeymoon, my son?'
"A Christian must be gentle to
the rude, kind to the thankless, pa
ticnt with the ignorant and liberal
with the bigoted.
"A love for good books prevents
the formation of many of those gross
habits that deflc and destroy the
character.
= The soldier who is very brave
outside the battlefield makes himself
the laughing stock of his acquain-
tances.
Books that you read in your
youth are the ones that will affect
your character for time and eternity.
Great souls find a Joy in forgiv-
ing offense little ones get their chief
delight in cherishing old grudges.
A thrill of terror is experienced when
brassy cough of Group sounds through
the house at night. But the terror soon
changes to relief after One Minute Cough
Cure has been administered. S .fe and
harmless for children. Evans Pharmacy.
No gentleman will either use
filthy language, or, if he can help it,
listen to it when used by another.
IF you want the favor of God,
do your duty as you see it, and the
rest will take care of itself
There is hope for the boy who,
whatever his failings, still reveres his
mother.
= There is a Sunday conscience as
we'll as Sunday coat: and those who
make religion secondary concern put
the coat and conscience carefully by
to put on only once week.
He-Women are seldom capable
of reasoning. She-Don't you be-
lieve it. He-Why not? She
Well-bccause.
Mrs. Figg-Why can't you wash
your face once in a while without my
having to tell you every time? Tom
my-I'm afraid you d think Id been
in swimming.
What pleasure is there in life with
headache, constipation and biiousness?
Thousands experience The % who could
become perfectly healthy by using De-
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills. Evans Pharmacy.
"A paper church at Bergen, Nor
way, which seats 1000 persons, is
waterproof with a solution of lime,
milk and the white Of eggs.
"A hotel-keeper in Brussels ho-
tel was obliged the other day to buy
so pairs of shoes for his guests. The
porter had decamped with that num-
Der placed in his charge.
We venture that the greater majori-
ty of those people who are now crying
so loud for war with Spain would
be the last to take up their gun and
90 to the front in defense of their
country.
: Patience-What is the cheapest
looking thing you ever saw about
bargain counter Patrice-A hus
band waiting for his wife.
After years of untold suffering from
pilea, y. w. Pursell, of Knitnersville.
Pa. was cured by using single box of
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Skin dis
easeu such as eczema, rash, pimplea and
obstinate sores are readily cured by this
Gasnous remedy. Rvans Pharmacy.
= Tobacco-chcwing members of the
Methodist Church in Albcrtsville,
Ala, have been levied upon by the
stewards for Especial tax of s1Oayear.
= Shc-In case we were to have 4
war with Spain would you go to the
front? Hc-What, and desert you ?
No, | would stay here and protect you.
with my life, if necessary
: The only peddler that is never
licensed is the peddler of gossip. Sa-
tan never makes the work Of his SER
wants hard to engage in.
= IIc-To hear you women talk one
would be led tc believe that an inge
nious woman could make whole suit
Of clothes from a hairpin. She-Nct
nowadays. 1t might have been done
before the fall
: The Supreme Court of the nj
ted States rendered an opinion that
rate of interest, charged by a national
bank, in excess of the interest rate
prescribed by law of the State in which
the loan is made, is usurious, ard that
the borrower may sue and recover
twice the amount Of the loan.
: There are ninety thousand babies
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