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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
REPRoAcH.

Sweetheart, sweetheart, what do ye want .
me?
Low the crying gulls are flying, skirls the
ysasty sea.
Little lips, soft lips,
hear them crying far;
hear their voice go calling me
Where'er the shadows are.
Sweetheart, dear heart, what dc ye want o.
met
Sunlight and starlight are over all the lea,
But dusty lies my heart, dear; rusty lies its
key.
Sweetheart, sweetheart, what do ye want o.
me?
Sweetheart, sweetheart, why d. ye long for
me?
Cold the palling snow was falling; skies NO
more were blue.
Little hands, soft hands,
Laid away to rest.
feel their fingers seeking out
The old wound In my breast.
Sweetheart. dear heart, what do 70 want o
mep
Bare and empty were my arms; lonely was my
knee.
Where my heart is laid. dear, can't ye let me
be?
Gweetheart, sweetheart. what do ye want o.
Post Wheeler in New York Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26

PROPOSALS FOR ERECTION OF
SCHOOL BUILDING.--U. S. Indian
service, Santa Fe Indian Industrial
school, Santa Fe, N. NJ, Feb. 81, 1885,
Sealed Proposals, Endorsed: Proposals
for the erection of school building" and
addressed to the undersigned at Santa
Fe, N. NJ, will be received at this school
until ! o'clock p. M, on Thursday,
March II, 1898, for furnishing the nee
essary materials and labor required in
the construction and completion of one
Q) brick dormitory building at Santa
Santa Fc school, New Mexico, in strict
accordance with plans and specifications
which may be examined at the Indian
office, Washington, D. c., the offices of
the Citizen" of Albuquerque, N. NJ,
the Builders and Traders Exchange.
Omaha. Neb., the U. s. Indian Ware
house No. 1902 State street, Chicago,
Ill.,, and at this school. For any addl-
tional information apply to THOMAS
M. JONES, Superintendent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
The Ruined California Crap. Crop.

The partial loss of the grape crop this
year, caused by the heavy rains, is esti-
mated to exceed 81 900, 900. Farmers and
vineyards all over the northern part OF
the state have suffered. While this is
true, it is equally a fact that lost and
failing strength may be restored by the
persistent, systematic use OF the great
national tonic, Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers, which renews and tones the activ-
ity of the stomach, liver and the bowels
conteracts O tendency to rheumatism
and kidney complaint, and prevents
malarial disorders. After exhausting
diseases have run their course, recovery
is greatly accelerated by the use OF the
Bitters, which improves appetite and
imparts renewed vigor to the debilitated
physique.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
MONDAY, APRIL 4, 1898.

and from day to day until said sale is
completed, at the front door of the court
house of said county, in the city of Santa
Fe and territory of New Mexico, expose
at public auction to the highest bidder
for cash, all the right, title and interest
of the persons named in and to the fol-
lowing described property, being in the
county of Santa Fe, for the taxes due to
the territory, county and school funds
and for other purposes, for the years
mentioned, and amounts opposite each
piece or parcel of property herein men
toned, and the costs of advertising the
sale. The said property is described as
follows, to wit:
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26

A Lullaby.
How sweet it is when night Is come
And tired eyes long to close
To seek This folding bed is "bum!"
It's stuck fast, l supposeD
To seek ones downy couch, and rest
Ones weary, wornout limbs!
To dream ugh, ugh. plague take this
pest!
The bed must have the "jimsl')
To dream of some ones pretty head
And quite forget the town,
While drows- (The devil take this bedi
The old thing won't come downD
While drowsiness steals up to hang
About ones brain a thin
And Aim (Kerzipl Slambangi
It's down! But I have barked my shinl y
And aimsy veil Of gauze and then-
(Zir-r.rl Plunkl Bangl declare.
That bed has folded up againi
Excuse me while I swearD
Ellis Parker Butler in New York Sunday
World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26

In a recent letter from Washington,
u. Ct, to an old friend, Major G. A.
Studer, for 20 years United States con
sui at Singapore, says: while at Des
MONIES I became acquainted with a lini.
ment known as Chamberlain's Pain
Balm, which l found excellent against
rheumatism as well rs against soreness
Of the throat and chest giving me much
easier breathing). ! had IA touch OF
pneumonia early this week, and two ap-
plications freely applied to the throat
and chest relieved me Of 1t at once l
would not be without 1t for anything
For sale-by A. c. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Code Of Civil procedure.

Every practicing% attorney In the ter
ritory should have a copy of tho New
Mexico Code of Civil Procedure, bound
in separate form with alternate blank
pages for annotations. The New Mex
ican Printing company has such On edi.
ton on sale at the following prices:
Lcatherette binding, $l.2b; full law
sheep, 81; flexible morocco, ST. so.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Always
Proves E~fectual.

There are no better medicines on the
market than Chamberlain's. We have
used the Cough Remedy when all others
failed, and in every instance it proved
effectual. Almost daily we hear the vir.
tues of Chamberlain's remedies c~xtolled
by those who have used them. This is
not an empty puff, paid for at SO much
a line, but is voluntarily given in good
faith, in the hope that suffering human
ity may try these remedies and, like the
writer, be benefted.-From the Glen
vile (W. Va.) Pathfinder. For sale by
A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
DELINQUENT TAX LIST.
Notice of the Sale of Property for Delin
quent Taxes for the Years 1885,
7-8-e, l8eo-1-2-3-4-5-6.

Notice is hereby given that. whereas,
from good cause it not being possible to
publish the list of delinquent taxes a
sufficient time prior to the first Monday
of March. 1898, to make legal sales of
property upon which delinquent taxes
are due, upon that date, therefore, l.
Frederick Muller, collector of Santa Fe
county. New Mexico. will on
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Which Being Interpreted.

Cyrus-Well, Seth, and haow's bust
ness?
Seth-Pretty durn bad-as / says tew
my ole mule this morning, when I wuz
feeding him. 1 says, it's a good job fer
yew thet yew amt a camel, fer tibet"
the last straw,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 4095. ]

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. NJ. !
February "a, 1898. :
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of her intention
to make final proof in support of her claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Probate clerk of Rio Arriba county at TERRA
Amarillo, on April 8, 1898, viz: Maria Paula
Romero, widow of Hilario Esquibel, for the
lot l, sec. /. tip. q II, r 4e, and lots 3 and 4, sec.
s, tip. q Ii, r5e.
She names the following witnesses to prove
her continuous residence upona and cultivation
of said land, viz:
Jose Eufracio Esquibel, Perfecto Esquibel,
Rafael velnrde, Manuel Esquibel, of TERRA
Amarillo, N. NJ.
MANUEL r. OTERo, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26

Frank Sherwood was down town to.
day, the first time since he had his tus.
sic with cholera morbus. He says he
drove 80 miles after he was taken, and
never came so neal dying in his life,
After this when he goes out in the
country he will take a bottle of Cham.
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy with him. Missouri Valley
(Iowa) Times. For sale by A. G. Ire.
LAND
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
A Matter Of Opinion.

First Pickpockcet-Did Bill get that
''suitable reward" what was advertised
fer de return dem diamonds he pinched?
Second Pickpocket-Wel, some folks
might think he got a suitable reward an
some folks might think he didn't. De
p'leece collared Bill before he returned
de diamonds, and he got five years.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
The Prudent Course.

s'Updyke is an exceedingly quick-wit.
chap"
so
.'Yes. For instance, last night, at
hammers party, he unfortunately step
ped on Miss Quicfire's dress and ripped
in the neighborhood of three miles OF
rutfie off it,"
II see. He Immediately Modified her
by some exceedingly witty apology"
"Not much! He Immediately disap-
peared."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Notice for Publication.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. NJ.
ERhrnArY IL. 1898.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE. N. Nj.
February 10, 1898.
Notice il hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof In support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before pro.
bate clerk Of Rio Arriba county, at TERRA
Amarillo, on March q, 1893, viz: Donaciano
Lucero, for the s. a, NV. n, n. a, sw. u, Sec.
Is, TIP. q II, r. Be-.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and ~cultiva-
ton Of said land, viz: Desiderio Sanchez,
Antonio Maria Sanchez, Juan D.. Valdez, Ca.
nuto Valdez, oil of TERRA Amarillo. MN.
MANUEL r. OTERO, Register,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Took ! severe Cola Afs.r the Big Fire

Took q 8evexe Cold AFTER the Big Ere.
After the big fire in Cripple Creek, |
took a very severe cold and tried many
remedies without help; the cold only be-
coming more settled. After using three
small bottles Of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, both the cold and cough left
me, and in this high altitude 1t takes a
meritorious cough remedy to do any
good.-G. B. HrNDEasoS, Editor Daily
Advertiser, Cripple Creek, Colo. Sold
by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Widows and Widowers.

A scientist has discovered that widows
are more likely to die than widowers,
They are more likely to get married than
widowers, too. And I have noticed that
q man generally dies before his widow,
but shall not attempt to explain it.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Overheard in st Louis,

What a lovely toboggan,' exclaimed
the visitor; twas it o present, Miss Oliver
Whats the matter with your" replied
the maiden, as she tossed her chewing
gum to the ceiling and caught 1t in her
mouth on the rebound; that's not a to-
boggan, it's a shoehorn. See"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Aunt Dinah's Explanation.

"Ye see," said Aunt Dinah, when she
was asked why she had not been present
at meeting, ''de fax OBJ do case am, honey,
l was a-meanin for to went. But de goin
was SO awful bad dat / just couldn't
came. Youths Companion.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Mot That Sort Of Books.

"Do you find sermons in stones and
books in the running brooks?" asked the
romantic maiden.
II never find pocketbooks In them"
replied the matter-of-fact young man.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
The Cheerful Idiot.

II wonder how the English cam to
adopt red as a color for uniforms?" asked
the boarder whose speciality is useless
questions.
perhaps it was done," said the Cheer
full Idiot, Sin defiance Of the Papal bull
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
The Best Time.

Sohoolmaster-What Is the best time
to pick apples?
Scholar-When the farmer 10 looking
the other way and the dog isn't around.
-Gaulois.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
ABrief aiesta.

First Wanderer-Been setting here
long?
Second Wanderer-Naw, not very;
couple of days err so.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
The OaNfornia limited

The finest train In the world. East
bound-Monday, Wednesday and Satur-
day. Westbound-Monday, Wednesday
and Friday. Luxuriously furnished
vestibuled sleepers. Dining car service
unsurpassed. No extra fare.
II. 8. LUTz, Agent.
Santa Re, N. N.
W. j. BLACK, g. P. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26

Given u Comprehensive Answer.
"Does he know anythings"
"Know anything The tone was an
answer in itself. "Know ~anything9 Why,
he's the kind of man who would hunt for
a leak in a gas pipe with a candle. Chi
caOo Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
WHIT Head.
h Hean."

! The dreadful
h e a d a c e S
which women
S II fer III e a n
nineteen times
out of twenty
that there is
III o r. trouble
than headache.
There is prob
ably some un-
healthy condi-
ton of the del,
icate organism
of
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 4083.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA En-, N.

February S, 1885,
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named se,tler has fled notice of his intention
to make final proof In support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receiver at Santa Fe, N. NJ, on
March Is, 1898, viz: Matias Portillo, for the ".
u sc. ~ u sw. Y, rec. 81, tip. 18 n, r. w.
He names the following witnesses. to prove
his continuous residence upon and ~cultiva-
Rivera, Toribio Vigil, Alvino Abeytia, of San
tn Fe, N. NJ.
MANUEL R. OrERo, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26

F~rancolon, j. b.
1S92-'95.' 06. Land; Is acres
west Of Santa Cruz; 10 acres
north of Santa Cruz; 8 acres
arid bank, Santa Cruz; 4 acre
north of Santo Nino, "Vega;"
house and barn north OF Santa
Cruz; land, bounded, north Pal
ace avenue, south Santa Fe
river, east A. Chaves, west G.
Ortega; house and lot, bound
ed, north hills, south Hillside
avenue, east arroyo; west Mrs.
Muse; taxes, 242. 80; int. and
pub, lis. 90; costs, l7.12. To-
TAI. 375
Nolan, Fernando
s92-'93-'94. $500. House and
land; bounded, north Water
street, south Sparks, east alley,
west Sp~iegelberg; taxes, 141.9e;
int. and pub, 10S.47; costs,
1877. Total .......,......... 20:
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Precinct No. 2.

3xeC1uCb GNo. q
Spiegelberg, L.
1886. House and lot, c.
and E. addition, No. 3, blk 8:
taxes, 1915; int. and pub, e.
3s; costs, 5.55. Total. ........ 100 IS
Cunningham, VIM. P.
1892 '93-'94-'05-'96. Six lots,
Laughlin addition, Nos. 90, 90.
256, 257, 267, 26s; taxes, 103. SO;
int. and pub, $50 9 costs, STA.
loO ~
Baker, Sarah P.
1894-'95-'96. House and lots,
Cerrillos TOWNSHIP, c. and E. ad-
dition, Nos. 22, "a, blk 8; taxes,
1916; int. and pub, Sc. 90;
costs, 500. Total. ........... 1877 IL
Cerrillos Mining Co.
1s92-'93-'94-'95-'96 Sc u, NV
u, sw u, ne 4, u, sw n, W
Il, Sc a, sec S, tip IA n, rise,
$50 acres, Cash Entry and i'm
provements on Cash Entry
mine and unpatented Cash En-
try mine; taxes, LAPS. 90; int.
and pub, 1875. rs; costs, 127.1s;
IOtal 2,93l.0 w
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26

Rohlfng, E. L.
1893 "a -'95 90. House and
land; bounded, north and east
P Madril; south Palace avenue.
west L.. Ortega; lots "a. 25, 20.
27. 20, 20, Erving addition, and
lots 6 and 7, Pleasant addition:
taxes, 400; int. and pub.
27.53: costs, 4.22. Total ...,. - I:
Pitzer, Littleton Henry
1896. House and land: bound
ed, north Jaramillo. south San
Francisco: east f. c. de Ortiz,
west j. c. Gallegos; taxes,
$500; int. and pub, Alb; costs,
2.22. Total 20 Al
f. A. Fisk
1898 -'94 -'95 -'96. House and
land; bounded, north San Fran
cisco street, south Water street.
east Cathedral street, west
Lamy; taxes, ss2. 80: int. and
pub, 11.6s; costs. 63.77. To-
tai. , 1854
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Precinct No. ID.

Santa Fe Brewing Co.
1S93-'94-'95-'96 House, land and
machinery, bounded north hills
south river, east arroyo, west
Fischer or Duran, containing
buildings, stable, improvements
and machinery; taxes, 1872. so;
int. and pub. 441.62; costs,
1854. Total. 1890
Second National Bank of Santa Fe
1896. House and land,
bounded north public road,
south Palace ave., east Mar
tinez and Palen, west X. An
drews; taxes, 265. Sc; int. and
pub. 76.4 40; cost, 16. 39. Total. 357
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26
Precinct No. ~.

Olinger, J. W.
1893-'94-'95-'96. House and lot:
bounded, north Water street,
south c. Baca y Sanchez, east
Gaspar avenue, west Ortiz
street; taxes, 35s. 80; int. and
pub, 1884, 40; costs, IS. 80. Total. $40
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-02-26


Broyles, Chas. E.
S93-'94-'95-'96. Land, bounded
north A. Valdez, south j.
Archuleta, east and west ace
quia; taxes, 90. II; int. and pub.
1897; costs, 2.55. Total. 49,.
Garcia, Leonor
ls9l-'92-'93-'94-'95-'96. Land:
bounded, north R.. Romero,
south G.. Garcia, east aceQuia.
west Santa Fe road; house and
land, north G.. Garcia, south r.
Romero, east road, west river:
taxes, 39.74; int. and pub.
34.45: costs. 4.33. Total. ~.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-03-25

coupons. shannon & Horville, North
Side Hard ware. (27-32 d&w2t)
Mr.. and Mr.. q. l.. Garner and Miss
Norton left for Wichita Thursday
where they will make their future
home. Mr.. Garner came here few
months ago and bought the Champion
bakery, but his health compelled him
to get out of doors and he goes to
Wichita where he will go on the road
for a wholesale house.
John Smell, whose name appeared
as one of the passengers on the i'll
fated steamer the total wreck of
which was reported in yesterdays
REGISTER, was nephew of G. q.
Null, and brother of George Smell,
late of Carlyle. He left his home in
Coalgate, Okla, short time ago
with party of friends to go to
Klondike.
alaska and the Klondike Gold
Fieldsn Is the name of book for
which Mr.. Webster johnson has Sc
cured the Allen county agency and
which Is not only an interesting book
to the ordinary reader but is almost
invaluable to anyone who is planning
to make a trip to the new Eldorado.
1t is written by men who have been
all over the country and who tell in
its pages just how to get there and
just what kind of an outfit gold seek
or ought to have. In short it IL a
good book to have in your library and
it will only cost you $3.50 delivered.
! Give your order to Webster johnson.
AS reported in the REGISTER the
council granted permit to move
Ling's restaurant building out in the
street north of DeClute's store, but
on examination the carpenters de-
dided that it would not stand moving
and so it has been decided to tear it
down. Some of the old lumber can
be worked into the new building. In
the meantime, it is reported, Mr..
Ling will dispense lunches from a
large tent on DeClute's corner until
! the completion Of the new building,
when he will occupy his old place.
The suit of Clyde Vest against h.
H. Lanyon for $1,000 damages came up
Wednesday and the jury brought in
a verdict that night awarding the
plaintiff 25 cents. Readers of the
REGISTER will remember that along
the first of last December young Vest
was caught by Lanyon ringing his
door bell. Mr.. Lanyon and young
Vest had a little argument and Vest
felt injured mentally and bodily
! about $1,000 worth. The nominal
, damages of 25 cents also carries the
costs of the suit which are about S2E
or $50.
! The REGISTER does GOOD printing.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-03-25

Tom Mcdowell, son of DR.. Nc
Dowell, is in lola and will stay here
this time. Tom has been living at
Osawatomie for a number of years
working in the railroad shops, but he
has decided to locate here and will
bring his family here.
A life size portrait will be given to
you by us when your cash purchases
have amounted to $40. Ask for
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-03-25
Capes : Skirts.

Nice, fancy capes, neH and stylish, worth $3.50
Nice Brocaded Satin Capes, silk lined worth $3.50
Go at. ......... ...... .............. 81 so
500 goat ' 80 49, '', 80, $500
goat .,.,.4 4 ...,' SLIGO
New, fancy black and white skirts go 500
New Spring Shirt waists worth 80 cents go at 80
New Spring Shirt Waists worth IS cents, go at 90. 80
New Spring Shirt Waists worth 500 go at.,... 60
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-03-25
ADDITIONAL LOCAL.

Found, At Mrs. Whitaker's the
cheapest millinery in town.
Early Kansas seed potatoes for IS
cents bushel at s. T. Brackenridges.
In the list of candidates on the
Citizens ticket which was published
yesterday appeared the name of Mrs.
N. Hankins, as candidate for member
of the school board in the Ord ward
1t should have been Mrs. William
Hankins.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1898-03-25
Slaughtered Price Of
CalicOeS and GinghamS

20 pieces fancy Caicoes Indigo Blues and Reds and
fancies, go at -. .......,- ,..!., 49,. sac
100 pieces best Standard Calicoes, oil Red Indigo
Blue, Black and White, and Silver Grey. sold
everywhere at &c, 20 at. ,...,. &c
simpsons Percales, Foulard's and most goods bet
ter than any calico, woath 75sc, &c at,.,.. sc
Good quality Apron GinghamB, and Dress Cling
hams worth &C. go at ............. -. .21sc
80 pieces best Amoskeag Ginghams, apron and dress
styles, worth 75so, go at, &C
lOc 20 at......'..,..,..... ..,.,,,.,...... nc
Crossbar White Dimity, worth l0c for 800. ...., sc
The record-union., 1898-03-15
WHY HE AVOIDED TIE GIRL.
He Was a Very Prudent Young
Mamie Had to Keep Away.

His sisters asked the prudent young
man why he did not go OFT in society
more. He was always pleasant TO their
friends at the house but seldom went
out. Why he did not call upon the nu-
merous charming sirls Of his acquaint-
ance was a mystery his sisters wanted
solved.
Il don't go out because l don't want
TO fail in love" was the prudent young
mans reply.
Why don't YOU want to fall in love?"
asked his sisters in one voice.
Because / can't afford to marry"
was the laconic response.
What OF II? 1t is not necessary for
you to fall in love with every girl you
see." demonstrated the girls
You know perfectly well that if
don't see any girls l can't fall IN love
with enc, he explained. II don't want
to fall in love. Why should l be wor-
ried about it when know / can't afford
to marry? keep away. That's my poi
icy"
You flee from temptation then?'' ex-
claimed one sister
You are determined to be immune,"
said another.
You are like the small boy with a
bag Of asafetida around his neck" said
another sister.
How SOP" inquired the prudent
young man. What's that about ASA
fetida?' %
Why. the boy with the bag of asa
fetida has 10 keep away from every
cne," replied the sister
Yes. that's it, assented the prudent
The record-union., 1898-03-15
THE FERN AT KEY WEST.
Her Trip With Provisions to Gu
han Ports Uueyentful.

KEY WEST (FIa), March II. - The
American yacht Buccaneer arrived here
this morning from Havana. and the
United States Coast Survey vessel
Bache sailed this morning for Ia-
vana. The newspaper dispatch boats
Dewey, Echo and Confidence arrived
here from Havana. and shortly after
wards returned to that port. The Fern
also arrived.
TIL Ferns trip was uneventful. She
reached MatanZas on Saturday. and
at once began discharging her provis-
ions into lighters. on shore Il few
persons had gathered, but there was
no demonstration of any kind. The
share Of provisions for Matanzas was
got ria of in q business-Iike way. and
the Fern then sailed for Sagua In
Grande. where the same programme
was gone through on Sunday. the OPP
Grafton of landing the stores occupying
q bout six hours.
United States Consul Baker boa ~6led
the Fern upon her arrival at Sugua.
He said there We're about 25.0U9 starry
ing reconcentrados in his district
The torpedo boat WinskoW has ar
rived from Mobile and the schooner
Harry A Drummer from Philadelphia is
here With 1900 tons Of coal for the
feet The fleet is reported stationary.