The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1898-10-14
Editorial and Otherwise.

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A fool is fool, and so are good many 9TH
Or people.
Take care Of your business and it will re-
ciprocats.
II isn't every Irishman that can express
good Irish.
Steer clear Of the shans and humbugs Of
the world.
Dissipated orators frequently "bottle up"
their eloquence.
Mosquitoes are surgeons as we'll as practi-
TONERS at the bar.
Buying a ticket for a symphony concert is
sound Investment.
Bad story tellers and poor relations are Of
ten considered borss.
The wise man is always known by the COM
pany he keeps out Of.
The slanderer of character will 60 where
the fires never 90 out.
A constitutional liar connot be trusted un-
der any circumstances.
Don't sit around aud conplain, for COM
planners are a nuisance.
Flatter woman and she will love you; pity
her and she will hate you.
When girl is up in arms the young man in
the case seems to enjoy il.
Don't try to play cards and keepa clear
conscience they won't fit.
Possess your soul in peace. The dark
clouds will soon pass away.
Nothing so enhances the value Of thing as
the difficulty Of obtaining it.
Good deeds speak for themselves when they
call for improved real estate.
To like to be right is masculine; to like to
be thought right is feminine.
Affection before marriage is often overdone,
but after marriage it is usually rare.
There are tricks in all trades with the ex-
ception Of the one you are enP aged in.
The National debt of the world amounts tC
s29.7S7 ,sO3,957. Those are bic figures.
The only real reason why ghl refuses tC
marry a man is because he doesn't ask her.
Probably prize fighters deal some hard
blows because they are naturally hardblowers
Candidates with bees buzzing in their bon
nets do not like to be spoken Of as possibilities
Son,s men stand on principle and some
others probably would if they had it to stant
on.
Every woman knows that she talks toe
much, but what she doesn't know is remedy
for it.
Railway pools may be prohibited by law
but the stock will continue to be watered jus
the same.
A man who had bull dog for sale, adver
tised ale will eat anything very fond o
children"
The man who is fond of the community IL
which he lives, generally finds the community
fond of him.
Men will always know that women aren'
angels as long as any of them have sisters il
their families.
| When a girl looks at man as il she want
ed him, it disgusts him; when she looks
him as il she didn't, It does too.
Queen Victoria is said to be the only singh
woman on the face Of the earth who does no
feel aggrieved when the newspapers say sh
was born Msy "a, 1919.
| Her father was druggist,
She was cashier in his store;
And the other girls all envied
The complexion that she wore.
Quite likely Gen. Joe Wheeler's notion tha
the war isn't over yet gets its inspiration fror
Gen. wheeler's martial makeup. He woul
rather fight than to eat.
"Sow thought and reap an act; SOW an &C
and reap habit; sow a habit and reap a des
tiny;" SOW an ad. in these columns and rea
4 rich harvest Of dollars!
| A wyandotte, Kan, girl who caused the al
rest of her pastor for kissing her testified IN
der oath that the kiss was $50 cold that
made her sbiver." lie is clearly guilty.
| Men loaf ill life is nearly done
Aud then they brag and blow
About the prize they'd have won
Could they have had = show.
Scarlet fever and diphthcria are more to |
dreaded than the saffron fever, and yet sou
Of tho best people Of the State have run in
towns that are full Of both, not 10 msntic
small POE.
A Manitoba paper says; "a large bull moo'
went believing and snorting through o'
midst late Tuesday night, disturbing OF
peaceful slumbsrs." Cucumbers could nev,
have doae that:
Let ~ Try always 10 feel that In the con
monsst things ws may bsar the command
God, that the triAss Of each day-thoui
they bs--vibrats and sound with the rsverba
tion of His great toice.
Hon. 9. n. Dubois, Of Nashville, Tenn, Re-
sral secretary Of the Epworth League, repor
Ia the Conference Of tho Methodist Churt
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