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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17

manning away from home longer
than usual, search was made, when
they were found as above stated, a
cap rock having caved in on them.
r. +. Woodward, former Platte
Vile boy, and Miss Grace Richards,
of New York City, were married in
Honolulu, Hawaii, Feb. lst, at the
residence Of the brides father.
The tobacco warehouses in Niro-
qua have opened for business. Near
ly 100000 worth of tobacco was
grown in Vernon county last season.
In the cadetship contest at Viro9ua.
Werner Frazier, of Springville, won
the honors with an average standing
Of 81 1916, and Ora Calhoun, of Bar
aboo, alternate, with a standing Of
1864.
Mr.. Patrick Riley died suddenly at
the home Of his sister, Mrs. Bridget
McQuaid, in Willow Springs, Thurs
day, Feb. Sd, 1898, aged 81 years.
Mrs Harriet Greenlee, Of Beetown
died on Monday Of last week. The
Thursday preceding she fell over
from stroke Of apoplexy, when
STOPPING to pick up something. This
was the cause Of death.
A young Grant county couple are
to take a passage on the matrimon-
ial sea, and tIieir wedding tour is to
be a journey to the Klondike.
Mrs. Gen. j. b. Moore died at her
home in Muscoda, Tuesday of last
week AID the body was taken to
Lancaster for burial.
Mr.. Geo. Clarence Wilkinson, of
Benton, and Miss Margaret Ann Teal,
of New Diggings, were married at
the +. NJ. parsonage in New Diggings
Wednesday, Feb. I'd,
Geo. Putnam and Silas Hill have
struck what promises to be IA big
thing on the Philip Mcmahon farm
in Wiota. Though only few days
have elapsed since the strike, several
thousand pounds of lead have been
raised and "A vast quantity is yet in
sight. The body of lead lies about 40
feet below the surface and is on en-
tirely new ground.-D Darlington
- III ocrat.
The committee on public property.
Of Richland Center, has recommend
ed to the common council that an
appropriation of $3.50 be made for the
establishment of public library
and reading room in the city.
THE report of those who attend the
evening sessions of the Mineral
Point business College is, that they
are very interesting as well as in
~tructve. Come and see if this is
not true.
Aft FRANK CALLOw.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17
THE oEAcoh's oARrER MAo0

She - 8 raash on drs0 ~ $50.
IdRs n.,jdsns in the city.
II mayn't 90 only jos tousA
or goodness nNkes her pretty.
To keep from blreiin whom she svaahs
Our boys, leastwise, sin't able.
OF her thsy tresm fer weeks - vesleA,
The deacon's dartsr Mabel
Across the aisle in church abe am
At every Sunday msstin,
An half the frllers lose their vf6
whenssr she smiles 3 grsetin.
She amt no fairy. sprits nor eli.
Like those c! song an fable.
She jes her own dear little self.
The deacops darter Mabel.
You zee her golden curls an swear
halo rests above her
There ain one of us =
To own how much we H. ~
An, as fer dress. cam "a ti-.l tAat's good
Amt betterod by ths k.hel
II jos the same with womanhood.
The deacon : darter MalJel
Roy Farrell Greene in New York Journal
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17
FOR RENT.

| have for rent 10 acres of land
with good house and barn on the
same. Half of said land consists of
an orchard of large and small fruit
VIII rent additional land adjoining
the aforesaid, if the party SO desires.
For further information inquire Of
Richard Cooking, one mile east OF
Mineral Point. 7ml
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17
There is no :? About 1t.

No question indeed with those
who have used it, but that Foley's
Kidney Cure is absolutely reliable
for all kidney and bladder diseases
Eastman & Meserole
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17
IOWA COUNTY.

J. II. Rule, of Linden, is getting
ready for his departure to the Klon-
dix
Row Cook Of Linden, continues to
improve from hi. recent sickness.
Mrs. kirkpatrick, wife Of Edmund's
popular hotel keeper, has been quite
sick for several days.
The roof Of Geo. Polard's kitchen,
at Linden, took fire ON sunday morn
ing Of last week, as "A result Of a
spalk falling thereon from the stove
pipe When it was discovered the
shingles were burned through and
tho -hcctiup was on fire. a little
water soon checked it.
The wires on sunday last brought
tile sad intelligence to Linden that
Josiah Hicks, formerly Of that place,
was Killed in "a mine at Rico, Colo
on the Saturday preceding The de-
ceased was a native of Linden, hay
ing been born there about 81 years
ago. He was brother of James and
Thomas Hicks of Linden. He leaves
widow and two children to mourn
his departure.
Mrs. Mary Beschca, of Highland.
was examined as to her sanity las,
week, and the doctors claimed that
she was sane but absent minded, and
she was taken 10 the county poor
farm as she had neither home or
friends
William Umberger has struck some
fine lead ore on the Conroy farm east
Of Highland. They have taken out
chunks from 25 to 80 lbs Of fine ore.
The sheet runs from to 6 inches.
Mr.. Chas, Duffy, of the town of
Brigham, is suffering from broken
leg caused 10y runaway.
-Four Klondikers will leave Dodge
willie this week for Seattle their first
objective point They are equipped
for the Journey aud will join about
~ from Lancaster. They are Thos.
H. Davies, son of Joseph Davies;
Harvey Williams son of u. II. Will
liams, Of the City Bank; BEN PEN
gelly, son of the late VIM Pcngelly,
aud Michael Moran, an Of Dodge
vile.
An action for -Daudor has been
commenced by j, NJ Reese against
Fhwara Eprryunu. hntb Of bndu,-
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17
TAKE NOTICE.

All persons knowing themselves
indebted to the estate of the late
David Jacko, deceased, will please
call at my office and settle the same
without further notice or delay.
*. j. PENHALLEGoN, SR.,
3m3 Administrator.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17
Good City Property for Sale.

Having a desire for more land,
will sell at a reasonable price my
house and lot, located in the Seconc
ward 1t is two-story dwelling
with nine rooms. Good barn, cisterf
and well on the place. For further
particulars see me.
HENRY OVITZ.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17
Bargains in Shoes.
Change of Property.

Having determined to leave the
city, | have sold my photograph gal
lery, together with its goodwill, to
Walter W. Scott, who will carry on
the same. W. J WRIGHT.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17

Il don't suppose, said the Wife,
"that YOU mailed those letters gave
you today, John.
EMO, sand John cheeriully aat
did those you gave me last wees, uN
dear
Sometimes policy and honesty .a
hand ia hand, Cincinnati Com1ucrel..G
Appeal
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17

Men and women who are broken
down. discouraged, suffer with pain
and disease, should use Rocky Noun
tain Tea. Makes people WELL IS
cents. Eastman d MeserOie.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17
A Short SD Story.

A Cold.
Neglect.
Pneumonia.
Grief.
Had Foley's Honey and Tar been
used this story would have had a
happier ending.
Eastman & Meserole.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17

During the last year no fewer than
10000 school children were taught d
SWIM by Instructors employed by tire
London schools swimming association.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17

The gossamer iron made at Swansea.
England. Is 80 thin that i. SEQ plato. Are
needed 20 make ar inch III thiakrss
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17
New Sorghum

Only 80 cents per gallon at Gales
Cash Store. 52tf
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17
Professional Cards
RAYSICIANs.
On, CAAS. uoSS

{ kApUArr RUSH MEDICAL CoIIeey
" Resident Physician aud snryaor' snd la,e
terrain Hospital Chicago e0'h !" fresty.
diseases .s, ,sno given to Chronic survc,,
Rheumatism, Diabetes aud BrighTs ~ puon,
chronic diseases OF the Liver Ki,insys "seA.e.
Nerves and skin chronic diseases Of wvens,
s sn Snflaea INDIGESTION and diseases oi 's
Practice limited to Office p,aetire ~.
diseases. No night calls Hours, 10 to 10 on
except suf days; also from to4py So ~ A.
Once over 6lndry 4 trays Saturday,
- eOtf
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17

- Fhf rlolAN AND SURGEON
Ofadnate OF hush We'd cai College $50, ;,
estsrrb a'd dis,s eiseia % MI nc te and chroac
throat hronchi tubs lungs nnd ~ 'nse,
All medical ard surgical disease Of 'oiliHcn.
ana children chronic skin aud vene nj J linen
III r nervous s'i diseases shecialty. Quirk rss
ponses given all oostetrical calls In no,b a ,es
and country, Nj oitict. work stroll. TN city
NIsIt calls received FROM office located i, ~ t
old Dr. Tallmau stand, High street III me
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17

The report of those who attend the
evening sessions of the Mineral
Point business College is, that they
are very interesting as well as in.
~tructive. Come and see if this is
not true.
Aft FRANK CAILOw.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1898-02-17

spas"sa.- ohAs honHol
\ rIoRNLls AND Col NstLUl.
roint, Wisconsin. Once In .rst efa
bank building an practice In al stat, and ~ g.
o lily
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08

II life were one long sunme day and its
journey through a garden of flowers. it
might be possible for people to be careless
OF their health without fearing evil results,
Unfortunately, since Adam and Eve were
driven from the Garden of Eden, life has
not been a ~toilless journey through a garden
OF flowers. Man must carr bread by the
sweat of his brow, and woman must bring
forth children in pain and suffering.
In both cases the curse is multiplied
many times over because both men and
women neglect their health. Mans toll is
rendered a thousand times harder by the
added burden of ill-health. The woman is
a still greater sufferer. She suffers in 81.
fence untold agonies from weakness and
disease in a womanly way. Motherhood
becomes to her a menace Of death. and her
babes are born with the seeds of disease
already implanted in their little bodies.
There is but one unfailing remedy for wom-
en- who suffer in this way. It is Dr.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. 1t acts directly on
the delicate and important organs that bear
the brunt of maternity. 1t makes them
strong, healthy, vigorous, virile and elastic.
II ailays inflammation, heals liberation.
soothes pain and tones and builds I'D the
tortured nerves. 1t fits for wifehood and
motherhood. 1t does away with the trials
OF the period of apprehension and makes
baby's advent easy and almost painless.
Thousands have testified to its marvellous
merits.
" was afflicted for fonr years with local weak
ness, but would not confess it for a time" writes
MIS-. Beuiah Woodall, of Bateman, Patrick Co.,
Va; then l took the 'Favorite Prescription
and Golden Medical Discovery and they cured
too much
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
Spanish SPYADVICEs
LATEST REPORTS TO THE AUTHOR.
tiles AT HOME.

Narrating In Graphic Style All That Has
just Been Happening In the United
States, According to SPANS Best Imjta
ton of Rip Van Winkle.
In Cipher to His Majesty's Govern
ment, Alfonso XIII:
A remarkable book has fallen into
u hands. 1t was just published yester-
day, SO the authority is absolute and
mp to date. From translated excerpts
we gather the following valuable facts:
American forces are gathering at
Valley Forge under leadership of one
G. Washington, said to be a general"
and man Of some local fame, as the cap
ital is named after him, and his face
appears Oh postage stamps; probably
merely somebody's son, however.
A Marquis de Lafayette, French no.
bleman, is here advising Americans.
Tell the French government to call him
off Immediately.
One Sherman (probably Germany is
said to be marching through Georgia.
Advise Blanco to send force to head
him off.
A former president by the name of
Grant has just received the sword of
surrender from some insurgent officer
by the name of r. e. Lee. As Lee is
not a Cuban name, cannot account for
this. Probably a renegade cowboy cross
ed yer from Texas to help Gomez.
People built Senior Grant a marble man
sion on the Hudson river. It will make
little Ally a pretty playhouse when we
lick the pig Yankees.
Paper money, according to this inside
information, has frightfully depreci-
ated. One dollar in gold brings 81. 40
in paper money. information says that
a MI. Lincoln is much worried about it
at Washington, where he is temporarily
in charge while Mr.. Mckinley is taking
a summer vacation.
Senior Lincoln's picture appears in
this book. Has a worried look, as if he
expected Cervera by the next boat.
Senior Lincoln does not resemble De
LONE, however, in the least. Unknown
westerner, probably another ''politicas-
tro."
This book afirms that the Monitor
sunk the Merrimac. AS the pig Yanks
have claimed all along that gallant
Lieutenant Hobson did it, you can see
what little dependence there can be put
in American war news.
Terrible draft riots In New York
when compelling men to join Aston bat
terry. Many killed. Men refused to join
because Colonel Astor allows them can.
vasback duck and champagne only twice
a day. Great bloodshed!
More important and timely tidings
will be cabled as soon as the translators
can dig them out with the help Of two
dictionaries and a burglars jimmy
New York Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
Santa Fe Special Rates.

Annual National Encampment Sons of Vet
Grams, Omaha, Neb September 1915. 1898.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe Route
VIII sell tickets to Omaha and return at a
rate OF Sa3 10 for the round trip. Date of sale,
september 9. good for return passage until
September q.
Grand Encampment Knights of Pythias and
Supreme Lodge Session, Indianapolis, Ind,
August 22-29 and August 30 to September 10,
1885, For the above occasion the Santa Fe
Route will sell tickets from Santa Fe to In
dianapolis and return at a rate of $i3.1 for
the round trip. Dates of sale, August IS and
~ good for return passage until August 30.
but tickets will be extended until September
~ by dep!ositing same with joint agent at In
dianapolis on or before August 30.
National Encampment Grand Army of the
Republic, Cincinnati, o., September $40.
For this occasion round trip tickets will be
sold from Santa Fe to Cincinnati and return
ut a rate of S43.l5. Dates of sale, September
l and 2. good until September 13, but will be
extended to October 2 if deposited with the
joint agent on or before September 8, 1898.
For further particulars in regard to these
meetings and reduced rates call on agents of
the San tate Route.
H. S. LUTZ, Agent,
W.J. BLACK, u. +. A., Santa Fe, N. Nj.
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
Your Friends in the Army or Navy.

Do you want a picture of their ships,
or of the cities they attack? You can
secure all this and more by purchasing
the newly issued series of portfolios
lin fifteen parts entitled "The Ameri-
can Navy, Cuba and Hawaii" Nearly
$50 large ha%lf-tone pictures of warships,
cities (Hayana, Santiago, Honolulu, etc
forts, harbors, batteries, rivers planta-
tions,-in fact the very places where
our men have been and will be fighting.
Also excellent portraits of Dewey,
Sampson, Schley and Lee. All pictures
accompanied by full explanatory text
and maps. Single parts ten cents; full
set S1.50. Call at Santa Fe ticket office.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
Gold Found in the Philippine Islands.

On Mindanao, n of the Philippine
islands, gold is found in the river beds,
but owing to the primitive conditions
prevailing there it is not known how rich
these deposits are. With the advance of
civilization this matter will be fully in
v%estigated by shrewd prosDectors. Great
discoveries may be made, but TO discov-
cry was ever greater than Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, which civilization long
ago investigated and found to be all that
is claimed for it In cases of loss of
appetite, Indigestion, bi%liousness and
constipation it acts in a truly wonderful
manner. The bowels are made to act
mildly, the desire for food is increased,
sour stOmachs are sweetened, and a
healthy color is given to the face. A
trial is recommended.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
Grants Dream.

Only two men knew Grants dream
Bishop John P. Newman and Senator
Chaffee Of Colorado-and they kept 1t a
dark secret. I spent four hours with New
man trying to make him tell 1t and finally
had to go to Chaffee at the St. Cloud hotel
with Newman's card on which was writ
ten, "If you want to tell 1t, l won't care. 3"
Whom the senator read the scrtbble, he
burst forth: 1.-THE - old fool, why in
--- doesn't he tell it himselfp
It doesn't amount to anything, anyhow,
-- It'll" In brief the dream was:
Grant started on a long journey. His
feet got sore, and he took of his boots,
carrying them in his hand by the straps.
Arriving after several adventures at tho
bottom Of a long flight Of stairs, he essayed
to mount, but was stopped by q soldier
presenting a bayonet. I'm going up to
that bright light" the general said, point.
ing to what were supposed to be the pearly
gates. "Not now," said the guard.
"You've forgotten something" Grant
thought his boots were meant and pointed
them. "No," said the other, s'your
wife. You can't go up these stairs without
her" So he turned back, and as he
reached his home and wife he awoke. That
Is the dream as Chaffee told It to me
New York Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
Lonelyville Social Functions.

Mrs. Isolate of L%onelyville, to Mr..
Isolate returning from an evening meet.
ing of the Lonelyville Volunteer Hose
Company, reproachfully-You are very
late tonight, Ferdinand.-It is nearly
half past nine. =
Mr.. Isolate tenderly-I know it Anna.
bel. But there were a number of the
members of the l~onelyville Hose Com
pany present tonight. and they were
trying to override us older members,
and make it IA by law of the company to
hereafter attend all evening fires in full
dress suits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08

About n month ago my child, which
is fifteen months old, had an attack of
diarrhoea accompanied by vomiting. l
gave it such remedies as are usually
given in such cases, but as nothing gave
relief, we sent for Il physician and it was
under his care for a week. At this time
the child had been sick for about ten
days and was having about twenty-five
operations of the bowels every twelve
hours, and we were convinced that un-
less it soon obtained relief it would not
live. Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
D%iarrhoea Remedy was recommended,
and l decided to try it. l soon noticed
a change for the better; by its continued
use a complete cure was brought about
and it is now perfectly healthy.-C. l..
Boggs, Stumptown, Gilmer Co., w. Va.
For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
The Best Remedy For Flux.

Mr.. John Matthias, a we'll known stock
dealer Of Pulaski, KY, says: ''After
suffering for over a week with flux, and
my physician having failed to relieve
me, ! was advised to try Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy,
and have the pleasure Of stating that
the half Of one bottle cured me-" For
sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with f. & G. G. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and DEN
yer v It'll all Missouri river lines for all
poin $ east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in sleepers from
Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
L. J. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M.
s. X. HOOPER, g. P. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
Well Illustrated.

Mistuh Pinkley, said Miss Miami
Brown, what is dis here diplomacy /
hyah's about?
Well, l dunno whethuh / kin trans
parity de question SOS you'll see froo it.
But eff de landlord come around fob the
rent and says | amt gwinter pay why
l gifts put out. But eff | tells him ter
come around again and so on, dat's di-
plomacy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
PronouncinR Spanish Names.

A very simple rule to follow in pro.
nouncing these Spanish names is to pro.
nounce them any old way, and in a
firm, unaltering tone, which denies cor
rection and disarms suspicion. Ten to
M the other fellow will give you the
credit of being posted. Council Bluffs
Nonpareil.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
The Santa Fe Route,

they are literary and artistic productions, de-
signed to create among travellers a better APP
probation of the attractions of our own
country.
Mailed free to any address on receipt of
postage, as indicated:
IA COLORADO SUMMER" 80 PIP, 81 ~illustra-
tiOns. 3 cts.
THE MOUQI SNAKE DANCE, "5s PIP. "a illus
trations. 3 cts.
GRAND CANON OF THE COLORADO RIy.
Err - pp.,. Is illustrations. 2 cts.
HEALTH RESORTS OF NEW MEXICO" 50
PIP. 81 illustrations. 2 cts.
HEALTH RESORTS OF ARIZONA" IL pp.,
Is i%llnstra tons. 2 cts.
LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS AND VICIN-
ITY," 4S PIP, 80 illustrations. 2 cts.
ITO CALIFORNIA AND BACK" 176 pp., l76
illustrations. cts.
w. j. BLACK,
G.P. A., A. I. & S, +. Ry., Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
His Wisdom.

Mrs. Petter-Did you see thatp Dixon
seized that rocking chair and was into
it before his wife had a chance to reach
it. And on his wedding trip tool
Mr. Petter-That's just it. There's
where Dixon is smart. Nobody will
suspect that he is on his wedding tour,
don't you see? And besides he gets the
chair. Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
Would Liza To.

Newport Belle-Oh, those naval off,
GERS are too sweet for anything. Did
you ever lunch on a man-of-war.
Naragansett Belle--No, but I saw a
young lieutenant today, belonging to
SIMPSONS fleet, who looked good enough
to cat. Az k.-iLJI1E
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
Both Equal Then.

Browne-There is no time in life
when woman doesn't get in more talk
than man.
Towne-Oh, yes, there is.
Browne--I'd like to know when.
Towne-During the marriage cere.
mony. -Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08

We have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in our home for many years
and peal cheerful testimony to its value
as a medicine which should be in every
family. In coughs and colds we have
found it to be e~ficacious and in crour
and whooping cough in children we
deem it indispensible.-H. P. Ritter,
4127 Fairfax ave., st. Louis, Mo. For
sale by A, G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
Seldom In It.

Fisher saw you out horseback rid
ing this morning, old man.
Dumbleton-Don't say! Well, was I
in. 1t, so to speak?
Fisher-The saddle? Well, at very
rare intervals -Richmond Dispatch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08
How They Argue.

Madge-On account of the war, I guess
there will be no lack Of men at the sum
mer resorts this year.
Marjorie-But what good will they be?
Those fellows who we're afraid to volun-
teer wouldn't enter into any engage
mentS.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1898-08-08

Woman (angrily)-Here! You say that
II I gave you your dinner you would cut
that pile Of wood.
Tramp with dignity)-And l always
keep my word, madam. / shall ignore 1t
completely.-Brooklyn IAfe.