The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1898-09-09
DachmRn Chapel ana Union Academy Chips

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fodder was also tlulnagpd
Thanks for an invitation To attend
the school exhibition ut O'Ncull Acad-
emy next Saturday. We will try to
| bo on hand
Mr.. ID. a. Quattlcbuum spent last
Saturday night with MIR. Jno G. Will
son and family, of jolly Street section.
Mrs. II. Il. Epps and Miss Carrie
| Wilson visited relatives in the Pomariu
section last Sunday.
| Mrs. S. ~. tikard spent Che latter
part of last week with Mcssrs. b. B
| ltikard and W. w. Kinurd and fami-
/ lies.
Well done, Mr.. Editor and friend
correspondents The dead is alive aud
the lost is found. GIoryhulltralugosh..
We have been fishing for Josh Trump
for almost year and we have huiIcd
our hook with very near everything we
| could think of and everything we tried
| tailed. But at 1ust we tried the ily butt
and don't suppose that any other lv-
ing soul would have thought of the like
| but old man Chips. 1t is remarkably
strange to SEQ that Josh would bite at Il
| lly In preference to turkey. But let
the remedy be ever SO simple, just SO
! 1t has the right effect. Why good
morning, Josh. Howdoyoudo? How
have you been since we parted from
you? am sn glad to see YOU come out
once moro In line with the rest of the
| stall. Well, Josh, tlies arc flies it don I
matter how you spell them. 1t simply
means llics. Yes, Josh, Chips makes
butter fly to small extent every day.
but we have never seen houses, horses,
! sheep fly just like Jamicson and Kay
are making their goods lly And rs to
| tho Spanish :iy We haven't seen !: since
we were about your age. Thank you,
Josh, for mentioning that street process
sion. That is the very thing Who
would have thought Of such plan but
you? Ccrtninly You are willing as YOU
have always been for old man Chips TO
help you out in arranging The matter,
and | have always thought that we
were Just tip top in the like. Wen not
J 'ther Mr.. Higgins, as we don't pro-
pose to have any picture drawing cx
cept that Of imaginary. Well, Josh,
we'll finish up that street procession,
which will be very nice thing. We
arc perfectly willing for the turkey
part OF the program TO stand Just like
You have arranged it. But Nou have
left out one of the most Important parts
which will add no little to the occueion
y e6, Josh, know that you felt soine-
what delicacy In placing yourself on
the program. Blu; you must have q
part In ths procession. AS Kay and
Chips 60 steady along pulling these tur-
keys up street Josh will be mounted
"""n one Of the largest billy goats tina,
be found riding in front with IL lony
turkey feather stuck in his apund lust
as the procession reaches the corner of
Jamieson's store Josh will call IL halt
and retcat the following speech:
Here ! sit upon my gout,
NO telling how much turkey | cun tote;
According TO my appetite,
After while I'll feel alright.
On, be praised how Pm amazed.
10 see how things have mcndcd:
Big fat turkeys do | see,
Where chickens was intended.
Then after Il loud applause from tho
"hole throng the procession will move
forward steadily toward the EDITORS
house with Josh in trent with his head
up In It's usual style singing in Il loud
tone:
We are marching on the level,
we are marching on the lcvel
We are marching on the level,
And we have gained the day.
Sweet turkey how love you,
Sweet turkey how | love Won,
; Sweet turkey how love You,
While we have gained the day.
Capt. JnO. Il. Banks will not protest
or contest the election. He simply
wants to he treated fair Just as any of
us would like to bc. He wants the mat
ter laid before the Executive Commit
tee and Is willing to abide their dccis.
loh. The fact OF the business is this, II
man at Long Lane voted blank tickle,
along with his ballot md informed the
managers OF such. 1t looks to us thut
IL Is nothing more than right to count
1t. According to what we learned
Capt. Bahk's 3 name was on the ticket
and Col. Dickcrt's was not. Then such
being the case Capt. Banks is Justly
permitted to be in the second race.
hope the committee will tote fai,
which believe it will do
The first primcry Is all over, and
while some lnlngs seemed very touul
to us, yet we must not complain. 1t has
been one the quictest and most fricndl,
elections that we have had in 8 wears
Several of our friends have been de-
fcntcd whom we wanted elected, bat
| we must submit TO the voice of thr u.o